Page 7 - Episode 217: Let's All Go To The Movies

Episode Date: October 7, 2017

Marcus, Jackie and Molly discuss the news coverage of Tom Petty's death, favorite 90's female country pop stars, and Jackie's love of going to the movies! Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Marcus, how small is your orange? It's very, very small, it's a very small orange. It's a Mandarin. It's a very small Mandarin. It's a very small Mandarin orange. It's the smallest Mandarin and sit in New York City. It's my second of the day, my second of the day. Oh, my God, you're going to explode with C. I ate it in lieu of a pizza.

Wow, good for you. Thank you. Thank you. I've been eating now that we have this new story. studio here in Greenpoint. There's a wonderful pizza place between here and my apartment. So I've been eating a good eight slices of pizza a week. That's awesome.

And I'm trying to not do that so much. Why? Get a veggie on it. It's not, it's so bad. Is it still bad? It's so bad, yeah. Why? Is it? It's, it's, I mean, bread and cheese. What a veggie on it. I eat a lot of bread and cheese. Sometimes I'll be like, oh,

I'll do a healthy thing and I won't get a slice of pizza. Instead, I'll get a cheese sandwich from the bodega. And it's exact same thing. Reconstituted ingredients. And I am getting a veggie. I'm getting a tomato. There is a veggie.

Yes, there is that one veggie. But slap one on top. Well, my favorite pizza is a Hawaiian. I love my pineapple. So I'm getting fruits. Really? I didn't know you were a pineapple on a pizza type of guy. I'm a full pineapple on a pizza type of guy.

Defend it till the day I die. You know why? Because it tastes good. I enjoy Hawaiian pizza. But I understand why people hate it, but I enjoy it. Yes. I'm a broccoli pizza person. Really?

I really like broccoli on some fucking pizza. It's all right. I like a florette. Except when they use that cock-sucking mixed cuts broccoli. Ooh, I want a florette. You mean you don't want the stock? Yeah, when it's just like a bunch of stocks on there. I like stocks.

I mean, I'm down with the stocks, but also it's like I need a florette. Well, this isn't broccoli talk. This is paid stuff. We're here for celebrity news. Broccoli talk. Oh, I could talk for so many more hours about the stock. but we won't. We'll table it. Yeah, stock talk is next week.

That's next week. That's next week. Oh, man, we're going to bring in celery. We're going to bring in rhubarb. It's going to be nuts. Swiss chard. Oh, my God. All the charts. All the charred. I love a stock.

So what's going on? Man, you know, it's a bad week. Yeah, it is a bad week. It's a bad week. Besides the obvious, big one, there's also Tom Petty. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yep, yep.

It's been just a bad week. I got it yesterday I was walking. I was walking across the Queensboro Bridge. And I, oh, no, was that two days ago? It was two days ago. Two days ago. Yeah, when it got the blink blink on my fucking phone and I was so upset. And then, man, the whole controversy, how many people were probably fucking fired over this?

About whether or not he was dead? Yes. Oh, my God, I was so hoping that that had been a false alarm because never before in the history of the earth had a day needed a false Tom Petty report so that we could all then find out he was alive and be happy about it. Because basically CBS had an inside source at the LAPD and whatever source they had said that he was dead, but in reality he had just been taken off of life support and he had a DNR.

So he was going to die, but they reported it before it happened. That's the worst way to get that wrong, too. And also it's just like, because they just wanted to be the first one to say it. Yeah. They just had to be the first one. And then you were the first one to fuck it up, you motherfuckers, you idiots. That happens to news a lot more. than you think.

Really? Yeah. It seems like it's happening more and more with Twitter now, right? Of course, with Twitter, everything happening instantly. Everyone wants to be first, so there are a ton of fuck-ups.

And not to get too far into the weeds here, but those fuck-ups are a lot of what conspiracy theorists use as proof when in reality it's just human error. Yeah, I mean, it was just somebody that fucking heard something and misspoke. So what else can go wrong? What, with the news? Yeah. I don't, fuck, I don't know anything about these things.

You fucking, I don't know. I mean, it's scary. I was just so. So the fact that that was how they got it wrong. Like I was so hoping that it was just like, he's fine. He's totally fine. And the fact that it was just like that level of like a personal violation. Did you see his daughter on Instagram was like...

No, what she said? She was like saying like, you fucking idiots. He's not even dead yet. What the fuck is wrong with you? Apparently her Instagram is like a wild ride. But I was, yeah. I mean to... And at the time I was just like so happy that he wasn't dead.

I thought, you know, And I didn't know how it was that he wasn't dead. And so now knowing that that was how they did it, it's just like, yeah, that's just a, it's just like nobody needed that. Yeah. And man, he was just touring. He just fucking had a heart attack. So I mean, 66, that's, you know, that's when life starts getting a little shaky.

Damn, man. God, it could just happen any time. Any moment, you never know. Just be dead. Weird thing was, for the last few days before you died, Refugee was my shower song. Whoa. So, like, for a few days, it's like, in the time.

I'm living like a refugee That's weird because I've also had into the Great Wide Open stuck in my head a lot lately Collective unconscious Rebel without a clue And that's how I think that of myself And I'm like yeah I understand man That's me

That's me I'm a rebel without a clue I'm not living like a refugee though I'm living a pretty comfortable life Yeah your life is pretty great Yeah you're not so much identifying with the song It's just loving the song the love in the tune. Yeah, man.

Living like a refugee. I want to live like a refugee. You got to say, yeah. Tom Petty was one of those was one of those like, I think somewhat rare deaths of a musician where everyone was like

equally hard-rogan. Everyone loves fucking Tom Petty. Yeah. And if you don't, don't talk to me. Yeah. Don't bring it up to me. I don't want to fucking hear it. But I also think it wasn't like

one of those like deep emotional ones like Bowie or Prince. It was more like, it was just like collectively the whole world went, oh, man. Yeah. Come on. This fucking week. This week fucking sucks, man. And just, I don't know, I saw Petty once.

I was at Bonnaroo. I think I was on special K. I was on something. But when Stevie Nix came out. You were at Bonaroo? Yeah. And Stevie Nix came out and performed with him and I just cried through the entire performance. That sounds fantastic.

It was pretty great. I really, really, really enjoyed it. It was one of the best concerts I've ever seen. Nice. Yeah, didn't he just play in New York? Didn't some of our friends go see him in New York? And a bunch of them, yeah, and Hollywood Bowl, too. He was just fucking going, man.

I wanted to see him again. So this is not a timely thing, but it does have to do with what we like to talk about. So over the weekend I went to a weekend house fancy. Well, yes, thank you very much. And it was not mine. Nor was it even the person who was taking us there. Perhaps in the Hamptons wasn't. No, was it?

Yeah. Did you have your champagne flute? It was in the woods. It was a modest house in the woods. But we were taking a very windy road to get there. And the driver said, this is a real whining road. So, of course, I started singing. Every day is, thank you.

There's a winding road. And my 42-year-old husband claimed he wasn't familiar with the song. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. And I was like, okay. But so then this led to us to a long conversation about the category of a female popular artist in the mid to late 90s that fits in that Cheryl Crow category.

Yeah, Paula Cole. That's what I said. And Jewel. Oh, yeah. Lisa Loeb. Lisa Loeb. Thank you. I knew there was another one I was trying to think of.

Say, thank you. I'll hear what I want to. Don't listen hard. Don't pay attention to the nothing running from anyone, anywhere. Don't understand. If you really care, only hair and negative. No, no, no, no. How many times have I listened

and just being like, oh my God, I love this song. Would you put that song, What if God was one of us? Absolutely, Joan Osborne fits right in there. Alanus Morseh fits right. Alana's Morseh, thank you. Well, let's go ahead and put four non-blons in there. I could see it.

Yeah. I could see it. Yeah, four non-blons. Meredith Brooks. Melissa Epis. What? What is all that. And he said,

Back on the end of the day. What's going on? Yeah. So then I was afraid that I was just thinking all of all. I was just naming all the women I could think of who had songs in the 90s. We're going to put Shania Twain in there too. Oh, yeah, yeah, slap that on there. Oh, God, I love her.

So is the category, like, because the Cheryl Crow, I feel like occupies a space of, like, pop country? Oh, I mean, she is one of the originators of pop country. As much as I like her, she's also responsible for the death of one of my most bull up. of the honky talk? That's the most beloved is the honky talk? I said, um,

I mean, it started long before that, but yeah, Shania Twain and Faith Hill and Brooks and Dunn, I'd go ahead and put in there. Really just, and Billy Ray Cyrus, of course. Just really driving the stink into the heart. Cyrus? Because that's what he's referred to now as. Just Cyrus? He goes by Cyrus now.

Cyrus? Isn't that the name of a villain in a movie? Probably. Sounds like it. Cyrus the virus in fucking con air. Don't call me Billy Ray Cyrus anymore. Call me Cyrus the virus from Conair. But he always

has to say from Conair afterwards. Ladies and tell them then, Cyrus the virus from Conair. But not actually from Conair. Copyright purposes, not actually from Conair. Actually just things eggy-bring hard. Everybody, nobody cares about it. Does Fiona Apple go into that same category with Cheryl Crow?

Or is she just another, just a woman in the 90s? Fiona Apple, I would say, is in kind of a different category. Like, there is a bridge between Shell Crow and Fiona Apple and her name is Alonis Marseg. Yes, I mean, and that's it. Because Fiona Apple, I feel like is too like, oh. Uh-huh. Because I'm not going to put Amy Mann in there with Cheryl Crow. That's in with, yeah, even though she was a woman singer.

in the 90s. And what about like the Indigo girls? Are they there? No, I put them over with, I put them over with, what is it, Amy Manon all that? Yes, that's more of a, you know, that's like chick rock. I think that's the difference between, you know,

pop late 90s and chick rock. Garbage. Garbage was chick rock. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm afraid people who love the Indigo girls love the Indigo girls. I mean, I enjoy the Indigo Girls. Yeah, I like an Indigo Girl.

I'm new to the Indigo Girls, though. It was because I sang that song in transparent. Okay, yeah, I feel like I didn't care about the Indigo girls in high school, but then in college I had some Indigo girls friends. I also never got into Fiona Apple, and I have so many friends that love, and they're like, you don't worship the ground she walks. I was like, I just never did. I know that I would.

I just never got into her. I actually love Fiona Apple. I'm sure. And I understand why. Her first two albums, especially her second album is fucking amazing. That's where I start. I start the second album. The one with the stupid long name that she told everyone to fuck off when she won the Grammy.

Ah, yeah. Yeah, that one is fucking great. It's really good. Hell yeah. Yeah, I like her. Juada V. Yeah, I like her angry, angrieness. Yeah.

I appreciate it. Yeah. Oh, yeah. She is very hot. She is very, very hot. Yeah, but I also, yeah, I love the angst. Yeah. I'm into angst.

Yeah. She's all about the angst. Yeah. Especially in that second album. I did listen to Miley Cyrus's, we can't stop for, I think, at least 10 times today. though so I don't know if that's the opposite of angst I mean I like Myle Saitra's songs I've been getting into it man

I've been getting hardcore into it we can't stop is not what's the other one that she did at that same time that wasn't wrecking ball I don't know but adore you that one everyone likes but I don't like I don't want her ballads I want you to sing about partying and now her image is over she's different now yeah her songs about that's the thing she knows how to sing about

partying and and I appreciate it a party song. I love a party song. Same thing I like about Kesha. Oh, you and your Kesha. I love Kesha's party music. Yeah, but now Molly Seiz is on the voice. She's cleaning up, man. Yeah, she's cleaning up. I've been listening to this playlist highly recommend on Spotify called

Pop Divas Too Gay to Handle. And it is 11 hours of fucking pop diva songs and it's fantastic. Ooh, that sounds great. I love it. I've been listening to it all the fucking time, man. It's great. It's just a good walking around. You know, it's Or, I mean, let alone drive.

I can't imagine driving and listen to it because it's just, man, yeah. It's because I watch the Gagga documentary. And, you know, now I'm all obsessed with it. I got reintroduced to a pop divas song the other night. Like, you know, like late night drunk, like listening to like old shit music. Yeah. I got reintroduced to, he's a cold heart of snake. Look into his eyes.

Oh, oh, but you better. Oh, man. That's a good one. It's like totally forgot about that song. and I was drunk and she's like, she's a cool, dancing along to it

happened to fucking hell of a time. That's fucking awesome. You forget how many good songs Paula Abdul had. Dude, Paul Abdul is amazing. Oh, man,

she had, man, her body. Yikesy, machy, muchy. Especially when she's singing about snakes.

Man, I'm going to add that to my playlist. Add it. You're going to, yeah, that's going to make you feel good. Hell yeah. Janet Jackson is another,

I feel like I did not fully appreciate Janet Jackson's songs in her peak at the time. Yeah. I don't know if I was too young or if I just wasn't paying attention. But like I have now since when people make party playlists, they rightly put a lot of Janet Jackson songs on.

And I feel like now I can finally like appreciate how awesome Janet Jackson is. I guess I got to get into her. I never really, I never went down the hole. I don't think I can name a single Janet Jackson song. I feel like she has so many, I feel like her, you know, she's like her deck, her body of work spans. you know, decades. Hidden under the shadow of her brother.

I understand, Janet. I guess what have you done for me lately? That's a big one. What have you done for me lately? Is that how it goes you just making it up? Yeah. No, that one, yeah. I only know that because of Sister Act 2, though.

Because they sing it in Sister Act 2. I think it counts. That's the way love goes. Oh, I just got to. A phantom memory of a Janet Jackson song that was popular when I was in sixth grade, and I'm going to sing it and it might not be her. But it would Bear with me. The song that went

Everywhere I go, every smile I see whoever you are there smiling back at me. Yeah, is that Janet Jackson? Okay, thank God. Yeah. Also been getting into a lot of old school J-Lo. Man, the girl could work it. I mean, she still can.

She's still with A-Rod, though, right? Why? I think she left him. Yeah, because I haven't seen them because I feel like everywhere just like look at them, step out. Yeah, because remember he's the herpes machine. Oh, man, to herp. And not a nice person, right?

No, no, wait, Derek Jeter, he's the herpes. I got my Yankees mixed up. I mean, you know, arrogant Yankees. They both have a reputation for being quite arrogant, don't they? I mean, you know, they get to at that point, right? Yeah, I guess. like good ones. Aren't they good baseball players, I think? They're very good ball players. They're very good ball players. Yeah, they got the balls out there.

They kick it. The baseball, they use bats and they throw it. Oh, they don't kick it. It's one of the few sports where no feet are involved whatsoever. Yeah, man, that's why they're all fat. Yeah, there's a football, there's football, there's football. Thank you. They use the feet and then basketball and baseball. The only use the hands.

Football. Thank you for explaining it because I don't. Don't understand it. I love baseball players' bodies, though. I think they're hilarious. They got good asses. They got great asses. They got just like just a lot of shapes.

It's like a very body accepting. It's body accepting. I don't think they choose their teams based on who's hot. It has nothing to do with body excepties. It has only to do with how far can ball hit. Yeah, but it's just a range. You just get a range of, you know. You get some fat guys.

Funny looking bodies out there. I love watching Babe Ruth run Because he's just like He's got this huge belly But his legs just go D-lil little little little Yeah and men's legs in general Are kind of fun

You know how skinny they are Oh they're all so skinny And then they got the big bellies Yeah and then men with big butts are kind of fun Because it's kind of rare you know Oh yeah Thank you I mean it's nice to have something to grab on to

And say you look good in those pants Is that sexual harassment Oh yes But it's giving a compliment I don't understand Thank you Gerald from accounting Well I mean another reason why this week is so bad No Sex in the City third movie coming out

That's right Got the X man another tragedy This week I don't know man I still as you guys know I don't talk about sex in the city too I don't acknowledge it we don't I never watch the second one Me neither no if someone tries to even discuss it with me

I shut it down I said we don't talk about it. Well, they were in Abu Dhabi. Yes, it sounds like it was very bad, and it sounds like it was so bad that it might retroactively cast a shadow on the entire enterprise, which is why I refuse to engage with it.

That's why you don't watch it. Just pretend like it doesn't exist. Exactly. I was interested to see what they would possibly do in the third movie, but they all hate each other. And they all hate each other, and yeah, Kim Cottrell and, like, Sarah Jessica Parker,

are having, like, a public cat fight about it right now. Oh, and I just love Kim Ketrell. Me too. I'm sorry, Sarah. Jessica Parker, but I just have to side. I didn't even know what they're fighting about, but I love it. Well, they're fighting about the movie because I don't know exactly what the remarks were that Sarah Jessica Parker said, but apparently they were nasty. And Kim Contraal was like, I mean, I would have done it, but like, yeah, it's not happening.

And then, like, Sarah Jessica Parker was attacking her. Oh, no, it is not Sarah Jessica Parker's fault at all. Oh. Daily Mail says, in an exclusive that Kim Cottrelle torpedoed the project through her outrageous demands. Wow. She gets it. She deserves it. She's Samantha. She deserves it. Name the price.

What was it? What was it? Does it say what the demands were or it's just? She wanted the company, the Warner Brothers. She wanted Warner Brothers to produce movies she had in development or she wouldn't sign on. That's a great way to negotiate. Yo, I'll do your movie. You got to make three of my movies. I mean, sure, why not? Yeah. They got the money.

But what if they were awful? No, actually they don't. Movies are doing very badly right now. What? I love going to see a movie. This is the worst box office summer. You and Henry are like the only people who go to the movie theater left in America. I go to the movie. Yeah, yeah. I like going to the movies.

You guys are single-hand living. We are movie people. We like going to the movies. I just love eating popcorn. It just gives me a reason to just eat the most disgusting amount of popcorn and then to the point that I almost throw up. I love going to the movies too, even though I don't go that often because I got it in my head when I first moved to New York that I didn't have enough money to go. And now I've just never. I mean, it's very expensive.

It is expensive. You definitely drop at least, like, even just me alone, I drop like $40. But it's fun. I've never like, even, you know, like, I feel like a type of movie, like superhero movies, for example, which my husband loves. Like, if I'm at home on demand watching movies, like, I'm never going to be like, I am excited to watch a superhero movie on demand at home by myself. But if I go to the theater and see a superhero movie, I'll always enjoy it and have a good time, you know? Yeah. But apparently, no one else wants to go to movies anymore because.

They are tanking. And then did you see, I think it was a New York Times article that said it's rotten tomatoes fault. Well, I read that, but I also read a counter article that said it's not rotten tomatoes fault. You're just making shitty movies. Yeah, exactly. Like, you're really going to blame Rotten Tomatoes, people being like, this movie isn't very good and being like, well, this rating system is destroying the movie industry. It's like, make better movies. Make better movies.

They're making great television right now. Surely they have the capacity to make fantastic movies. Well, I guess that's the whole thing, is that everyone would rather watch the TV that they can watch in their home. because everything is fucking awesome right now. Yeah, TV is so good. Yeah, I just did Glow. Just killed it. It was very easy to watch.

Yeah, I hear Glow's great. It was, everyone told me how much I was going to love it, though, and I enjoyed it. But I don't know. I feel like I immediately forgot everything about it, you know? Everyone in it was amazing, and the characters were great. I just, I don't know. You know, Mark Maren. I don't need to look at his fucking mug.

I just don't care about him I hate his face That's my stance And I'm fucking stick it to it For you Thank you I understand you're entitled to that opinion Thank you

I'm allowed to have an opinion I am an American Never listen to a single episode Of what the fuck No me neither I don't care Yeah me neither Oh what does the celebrity think about this

What? That's just what Oh that's yeah And like don't I feel like we all have the thing Where sometimes we like Don't want to do more comedy things in our free time, you know?

Never, ever. I like watching really, really sad things or really, really scary things. Or mother! Have you seen it yet? Still with the mother. I love that. Now, that's a movie that I actually really do want to see in the theater.

Because it was inventive. It's new. At least it was like something different that's not just watching Party of Five again, which I will watch the reboot of... There's a reboot? Reboot coming, baby. Really?

And I think I single-handedly made it happen. I think you've made that happen. I think there's anyone else who's engaged with party of five right now. I really think I made it happen. No one cares about Party Five. No one wants to see a reboot. I don't understand why it's happening. Same cast of characters?

Yeah. Wow. Why? Great job, Becky. Why? I just watched so much of it. You know what? I don't need to see anymore, but I love it.

I love everything about it. You know, Fuller House is doing very well. Yeah, so they're really jumping on that fucking bandwagon. But, dude, man. No, it's not the original cast. It's not? No, it's a full reboot. But it's with a first, I don't really know what this has to do, party of five,

but it's a first generation Latino family who have moved to the U.S. Excuse me? Wait a second. Yeah, but they're still calling a party of five. So it's just like 45 the next generation. Yeah. Like DeGrosi. No, I don't know.

I don't know what DeGrossey's all about. You never watched DeGrocy Junior High? Of course. I'm of, I'm a few years older than you guys, remember, so I'm not. I never watched it too. I mean, it is a Canadian show. I did say a boot. a lot. I watched

so much, DeGrasi. Yeah, they do say a boot a lot. That's every stereotype you've ever heard about Canadians is true. I say a boot. They say A. They do the whole thing, yeah, and they have a lot of passive aggression. They've got nothing but passive aggression. Almost like it's all their

country's number one export. Except for DeGrasi, which was awesome. It was middle school, high school kids and then they just kept doing like next generation, the next generation of just different ones, and they just, you know, got abortions and fucked each other. Yeah, Save by the Bell had a next generation, which nobody watched. I might be wrong about that, but I didn't give a fuck about it. And you loved Saved by the Bell.

I watched the college years, but I didn't watch the next generation. College years is fun. Yeah. I don't know if that was that weird beefcake character that just kind of showed up. Yeah. Wouldn't you like a gym coach or something? Yeah, in my head I keep picturing Mr. Matthew from Boy Meets World, but now I'm doing like a crossover. But because that also got weird when they went to college. Yes, yes, maybe that's what I'm thinking of. But just like, it was like, yeah, college years was always just like adults shouldn't be hanging out with kids in this capacity.

Like even college students, like professional boundaries, please. Yeah, now that's how you fuck a college. That's how you fuck a freshman. That's how that happens. You should not do that. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Absolutely not. So it's a Latino family?

Yes, I'm not sure. Maybe it's the same thing where like they're a Latino family, but like the parents aren't there. Parents of all races die. Why would you want? No, they don't, Wally. Only white families. Parents die.

I, but you can't call it party five. I guess it's the same general thing where it's just like five people where it's like the older brother trying to take care of all the younger kids. Make a different show. Have a different show. Why? They just going to drink less. soda than they did in Party of Five?

Because they drank so much fucking soda. God, all they did was drink soda. That was just the time. I know, everybody drank soda. And so the sopranos, everyone's drinking soda all the time, too. I think it was just the 90s. It actually just makes me kind of sick to watch. It was like, have a cup of water.

See, it actually makes me want to drink soda. Even though I don't drink soda usually, when I see someone drinking it, I'm like, ooh, a big tall cup of Pepsi. Well, especially like a fountain soda. Mm-hmm. At the movie theater. That's pretty much usually the only time I drink soda. I get my fountain soda.

I get my popcorn because I'm not doing bullshit. I'm not going to not have all of it. And usually I have a fifth of whiskey hidden in my purse. See, that's smart. Watch a movie. Yeah, because then you sip some of the soda out and you pour it in the cup. That's much smarter. What I usually do is bring in tall boys, but that's bad because then you've got to pee within 20 minutes in the movie.

Oh, yeah, yeah. Also, it's like with the opening in the can. Everybody knows you're doing it. You got to do the fake gachoo! I love doing that. I'm so bad at it. I'm so bad at it. And it never works at the same time.

Yeah. It's like, ah. Never works at the same time. You also never get the full, you never get the tab all the way down. So you have to go like the, the, and then like hope you don't like rip your finger open in the holes in there. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, it's a stupid thing to do.

Yeah, you know. That we have all done. We've all done it. Many times. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's why I like that there's so many movie theaters that sell booze now. They should have always sold booze. Yeah.

I don't know why this had to happen in like the late 90s. I don't know. Yeah. I want all of them. I want booze and everything. I'll pay for it. I actually don't even. I refuse,

almost have gotten to the point where I refuse to go anywhere in the city besides Alamo Draft House. Oh yeah. Because they have the whole like no texting, no talking thing. It'll kick your ass out if you do it. Really?

Yeah, watching movies in New York City is a fucking nightmare. It is. Like no one shuts the fuck up for five minutes. There was just a tweet that went viral of somebody I think it was in mother being like, okay, I'm in mother. Stay tuned for like live tweets of what's happening.

Why? And like everyone on Twitter was like, Fuck yourself of forever. Like people were so mad. And then there was this, it led to this like conversation like, well, what's wrong with texting during a movie? You can't hear it. Because it's a gigantic bright light that is distracting.

Yeah. Oh yeah. I mean, I couldn't agree more. And like also just. Also, you paid for this. Yeah. Pay attention to it. Watch it then.

It's not a debate. Like, live tweet a debate, sure. But like, it's, there is still a purported experience that you're supposed to be having in a theater where you go into darkness and sit there and watch the movie. I was always also one of those people that anytime on a date, I never wanted to, like, when someone were trying to make out with you in the movie, it's like, I'm going to watch the movie. I came here to watch the movie.

Unless it's a movie you don't care about. It's like if you're going to go see snow dogs, yeah, make out there and it. Yeah. Which that would be awesome. That's what I'm going to rent out a movie theater. I'm going to play snow dogs. Beforehand, you have to talk about we're going to a shitty movie to make out. Yes.

I remember my birthday is in January. And that's always where studios dump really shitty movies. So every time for my birthday, I'd always want to go to the theaters, but there was never any good movies out. It would always be like Biodome or like fucking Star Trek 6 and something like that. There was always a couple of teenagers making out because it was always a shitty movie. Yeah. Oh, that's sad though.

They just hear the slurps. Especially teenagers too so they don't know what they're doing. And it's too much suckage. Yeah. It's like to suck it on their cheeks. Sometimes I like to watch it. It's like a car crash. I had a girl laugh at me when I was in junior high.

I was kissing all wrong. Did you teach you how to do it right? No. She just laughed. She just laughed at you. She just laughed at you. She just laughed and then I left. I recently saw the episode of Full House where they,

Steve and DJ go to the movies to make out, but they have to watch Stephanie and DJ, Stephanie and Michelle. And so they sit them behind them. And all I can think is like, you guys are going to be fucking dry humping. Why didn't you be, put the little kids in front of you and then you can at least

kind of watch you can do it give a side eye. There's like a whole cute little thing where like Stephanie and Michelle are like watching them grope each other and I feel like it's very inappropriate. That's really gross. I don't remember that episode. I mean it doesn't get that far because then she yells at them and then move them and then they get in trouble for having snuck into the movie theater. Gibbler snuck him in.

Oh man. Man, that can be she's always up to antics. And she's always responsible for all of the trouble they get into. They didn't have that goddamn Gibbler girl next door. That foil character. It's time for Blind Adam. Oh, we can't see him. Actors who have played Hamlet.

Oh, you didn't see. I do say. Is this in all iterations of Hamlet? This is just, of this is movies. Or just like straight up. It's movies, it's TVs, it's theater, live theater. Oh, man, I know one. JTT being Simba as a.

a kind of variant of Hamlet-esque character. That's what I mean, like ones that are based on Hamlet. I guess. So we're slapping JTT on the list. JTT's on the list. And Matthew Broderick, I guess, since, you know. I guess, number one, I guess Matthew Broderick, I don't know, for Lion King. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Thank you for adding. Number two. Nicole at Mel Gibson, the 1990. Oh, yeah, I remember that one. I think we've all seen. It's like I feel like I feel like. I've seen so many versions of Hamlet. Yeah.

I love the Kenneth Brano one. That's what. Kenneth Brano is the best one. It's easily the best one. Although I really, really wanted to see Oscar Isaac playing Hamlet on Broadway. What? Over, though. That happened?

Yeah, man. Ha! Chick! Ma! Chew! Have you seen Show Me a Hero yet? What? Show me a hero?

No. No, I haven't. Watch it. HBO show, right? I enjoyed it a lot. I thought it would be too political for me. It is quite. political but it's Oscar Isaac being hot I mean as long as he's hot he's hot

I watch it is he does he fucking it I can't remember I think so I'm not selling this political he definitely flirts you know at the end of the day men and women really are the same bro I know it's kind of boring but like you totally get to see your tits it's fucking sweet bro I'm like all right man I see your tits I'm gonna watch that shit yeah I was too by the politics to how much diesel one. I'll watch it

and I'll let you know how much banging there happens. But he is very hot. So I reckon and there's only like it's a small commitment. All right.

All right. I can do that because I'm in, I'm in purgatory right now. I'm in television purgatory. Yeah, do whatever you want.

Yeah, I just keep watching random episodes of things and I feel I'm so lost. Yeah. And I'm not watching lost. Not that lost. Why not? It's fun.

I watched into the second season and I finally was just like, what is it? What's happening? What is it? What's the thing? Someone tell me the thing. The mystery is where the adventure lies.

I know and I didn't like that. And there wasn't enough banging in it. And so it's like, again, if I'm going to watch fucking... There's so much banging in it. Is there so much banging? Well, it's network TV banging. Yeah. I mean, I'll take that.

Yeah. I'll watch that. Yeah, that can be pretty hot, actually. Yeah, yeah. There's even, like, there's a scene, like, there's some cage banging. Cage banging? Like inside of a cage? Yeah, they're in a cage.

Yeah, they're being held hostage by the others, and then they sneak into a cage together, and they bang. Whoa. I just want to watch that scene. It makes me think of Playmate of the Apes. Jackie goes home and Google's cage banging lost. Well, I'll definitely get some interesting search hits.

Keanu Reeves played Hamlet at the Manitoba Theater Center in Winnipe. I would have seen it. it. In 1995. I definitely would have seen that. Oh man, in his prime. Well, prime. I guess now is technically his prime. It's 95. That was around the time of Dracula, right? So I guess it was a time when Keanu Reeves thought he could do like super serious roles in

British accents and all that. Oh, Lord. I feel like Keanu Reeves is evergreen though. I feel like he's always been in his prime. He's always just been there. He's always just been there. Yeah, because he got the drag. Well, he was bad in Dracula.

But he's got his ups and downs and down. You know, point break, he was great, speed he was great, the Matrix he was great. John Wick, I hear, is great. I haven't seen John Wick yet. We love John. I, like, stood up and cheered while I watched John Wick. It was great. Henry and I watched it alone together.

We were just like, yeah! Yeah! Understandable. Christopher Walken played Hamlet in 1982. Oh, what a slow fucking version of that. I would watch the hell out of that, actually. I would watch it, but I was just like, all right. Iambic pentaminer much

Rafe finds one of Tony in 1995 for his hamlet Went right up against Keanu Reeves Oh yeah I bet that you know In Manitoba Keanu Reeves is like yeah We're pretty similar actors Similar caliber

Raid finds also I like him He's a good actor Oh yeah He's a very good actor Sexy sexy Another good actor Ian McKellen 1970 did it for a TV movie

Ooh I would watch that Yeah Keanu Reeves really barged his way out of this list up there with Matthew Broderick. With Matthew Bradrick and JTT. Well, Jude Law, he kind of barreds his way. He's good.

Jude Law's good. You like Jude Law? I really liked him in I-Heart Huckabees. He was good in that. I think there's something about, what is it, not the Thomas Crown Affair, the other one. It was like the same year. The Talented Mr. Ripley. There was something about that movie that I was like, I hate you.

Everyone hated that movie. I hated that. It was a bad movie. Yeah. And then I watched Albert, Albi. Alfie. Alfie. And I was like, I don't like your face.

No one likes Judelaw's face, not really. That's why he's great in our Huckabees, because he just got punished throughout. And that's fun. Oh, I should watch that. I'll watch him get punished. Underrated movie. Mark Wahlberg's great in it.

There's a French woman that's awesome in it. What's named Naomi Watts? She's great in it. What? Yeah, there's a lot of people. Masturbation station. Every time I think of Naomi Watts, I think of her masturbating.

in a, what was it, Memento? Not Memento. I wish it was Memento. Yeah, don't remember the infamous masturbation scene from Memento. There's some movie that she just furiously masturbate, but it keeps coming back to it. Like it keeps, it's like a cyclical movie. And I forget what it is.

But it's multiple masturbation times where she's just in a movie theater just furiously masturbating. So I remember because I saw it with my mother in the movie. Mulholland drive. Oh, thank you.

I was like this year, does that really happen throughout memento? I think it's why I was thinking of memento because it's another just like things keep happening over and over again he doesn't remember.

And David Lynch actually convinced her to actually masturbate during the scene. Whoa, no wonder it looks so vicious and real while I sat next to my mother. God, it was so long

just kept happening again and again. It's weird. The deli. next to my house that you know a lot of delis have like signed photos from actors or famous people or all that and usually they have like quite a few my deli for some reason has one signed picture and it's just a it's david lynch it's just a picture of david lynch it's like to the bar is at franklin corner deli best david lynch wow if he lived in the neighborhood i don't think so well that we record over here there's like movie studios and such oh yeah that's true but why would you go

to that i know i know the one you're talking about it's frankly deli right yeah Yeah, why would you go to that one? I don't know. It's like a 10-minute walk away. Interesting. I mean, I feel like if you're going to have only one famous person's photo, that's a pretty good one. I mean, David Lynch is a really good one to have. Yeah, it's a great.

It's pretty awesome. I'm also surprised that they were such a big David Lynch fans. Honestly, over there at Franklin, Corner Deli. It surprised both of us. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. I took the picture. I posted on Instagram.

I was like, huh. Huh. All right. That's a cool. That's an odd one. You know, but good on you. Good on you. Maybe also these deli guys.

Yeah, who knows? That'll happen. That'll happen. Time for Blind Adam. We can't say them. Why, yes, that was this female Ailist daytime talk show, a host not name Ellen, meeting with a divorce lawyer yesterday. Whoa.

Rachel Ray. No. Oh. I'm glad it wasn't Ellen, thank God. I'm glad it wasn't Ellen too I'm gonna say Wendy Williams Man that girl going to get some play

She is gonna get out there and get some play She's gonna be heartbroken though Because a lot of people speculate That the whole thing is like kind of a sham marriage But it turns out she's super into it Oh that sucks Is it somebody that we know Like is it a celebrity? No it's not it's like a guy

that does stuff but not like a famous guy that does stuff I think he's like a producer or something like that Oh, man. Oh, that's sad for her, but I hear she's a horrible bitch. Yeah, I heard that too. Like, I mean, she's actually a horrible bitch. You ever watch the fucking show? It's too mean.

That's why I want to do a positive version. I know. Get me on the television. I know. She's way too negative. She's too negative, man. You got to be talking about how hot everybody is. She's just a mean girl.

Yeah, she is. It's just too much shade. And then she has people on there and makes them also feel bad. It's like, why would you go on the show then? Yeah. I wouldn't go on the show. And I also don't exactly feel like. she has a proportional amount of, like, charisma.

Like, I don't think that she's actually that, like, fun to watch. But she's sassy, you know? She's got the sass. She's sassy, but I don't, like, I'm not like, ooh, I really want to see what Wendy Williams has to say. No, not usually. I just want to be her. In a way that I did even feel when Tyra had her daytime show, I would watch that consistently.

I mean, Tyro is kind of a wet rag of sorts. I will say that. But that's sad for her. Yeah, that is sad. Next up, apparently this permanent A-list singer from a permanent A-list rock group was using natural drugs for some shaman ceremonies, or shaman, excuse me, shaman ceremonies. This in turn led him to believe he could use stronger drugs again, which was idiotic. Now he's hooked again. J-T?

No, no, no, no, no, no. A-list group, like from the 70s. Oh, from the 70s, but he's a permanent A-lister. Yeah. Ozzy. No, no, no. Famous daughter. Famous daughter?

Uh-huh, famous daughter. Rock band from the 70s. Oh, Stephen Tyler. Stephen Tyler, yeah. Oh, yeah, man, this guy goes back and forth. He's always in the blind date. Oh, man. And it's always like, he's back on drugs again.

Like, he was back on drugs three weeks ago. He's always on drugs. It's like he's never going to stop. You know, at this point, does it matter? Yeah, it's like, just keep going. You're going to die soon anyway. You lived a good life. Yeah, he looks awful.

I guess he was doing some, it sounds like he was doing ayahuasca. Yeah. But, you know, you know. That doesn't mean. It's like, you know what? Well, now I'm going to do some heroin. Yeah. I just saw myself the real me and now I'm going to do some heroin.

Yeah. Because that's his spice, right? He likes cocaine. Oh, he's a cocaine man. Yeah. Yeah, I guess that's a hard one. I feel like, you know, ideally he could just maintain like a, you know, like a steady level of drugs that you can make, be like, I do drugs all the time, but I'm

keeping it together, which is totally possible. But I guess cocaine is kind of a rough one to maintain. Yeah. Because he just keep going. Yeah. And that's why I think that's the thing. Yeah, you can't. I think that's why it's bad.

No one really has like a steady cocaine habit. It tends to fluctuate quite a bit. It gets you. It catches up with you pretty fast. You have to take a break at some point, I guess. Yeah. I'll never forget that, what is the intervention episode where it was a guy that was a co-cat, but was still holding down a job.

But he was also sleeping in the, he was like a lawyer, but he was sleeping in the parking garage of the law firm where he worked. and rode a bicycle everywhere, but, like, no one at work knew that he was sleeping in the fucking parking lot. Whoa. But he somehow, like, managed to keep it together that much. He would react. Man, I love intervention so much.

I love it. I'm walking on sunshine. Oh, my God. That fucking Huffer? Man. Oof. Did you ever see the update of the Huffer? No, how's she doing?

She ended up doing okay. Really? Yeah, she really liked Huffin. She loved Huffin. Never, never seen anyone in my life that loved Huffin more than she did. She really loved Huffin. Yeah, but she actually ended up okay. I think she does like addiction counseling now.

That's really nice. That's nice to hear. It's nice to hear that the Walking on Sunshine girl did okay for herself. I wonder how she feels about that she's just constantly made fun of for her addiction. Yeah, can't be good. I wonder how she feels about that. She was okay with it, seemed like, in the interview and the three years later interview. Okay, that's good.

She seemed okay with it. She also looked vastly different. Well, that's good. At least she's like, you know, so she's like taking care of herself vastly different. Or like disguising herself Like changed her whole look Change her whole bullshit So she's doing okay

That's good good for That's a good for ha we got that Yeah And then lastly So it looks like he's performing at that big event Next year after all He had only one request though That the other party

In that infamous incident Make a surprise appearance No word yet on whether the event's producers agree to his terms What is being discussed quietly Is that the latter performer Headlined the event in 2019 by herself.

I'm throwing out there. I hate to do double goes. Are we talking J.T. again? Talking J.T. and Janet Jackson? And Janet Jackson. The infamous breast that was heard round the world. Thank you. Thank you very much.

Man, so they're going to, yeah, but then Janet Jackson's going to. Yeah, maybe. I mean, she's kind of back in the news a little bit. Yeah, because she popped out a kid and she was too old to do it. I think they want to do a joke, you know? Like, it's like, oh, things are so awful. Let's go back to that, you know, let's go back to that peaceful time of 2002.

Was it peaceful? No. She was awful. It's all awful. Why are they, I mean, I understand JT. Yeah. I mean, he'll put on a great show. And I like her coming on, but that's a weird, that's a weird caveat to say yes to.

But it looks like they might be going for her because everyone's a little sick of JTT, you know. Are we? I don't know. I feel like I want Janet Jackson to come out. on top with that wardrobe malfunction and I don't think she did. I think that it helped out J.T. and hurt her a little bit

and I don't think that's fair because he ripped the boob off and I'm not saying that it should hurt him either. I think it was but didn't she get kind of a reputation for being a little slutty afterwards? I think she always had a reputation

for being a little sluggie though. I think that was a thing and I think that's why then it was like, ah, ah, the whore does it again. That's exactly the part I don't like. Nobody puts that sort of thing on their nipple unless they're planning to show the nipple. I mean, there was a pasty on it.

There was a pasty on it. Well, actually, I think it was a pasty around the nipple that still showed the nipple. I think she was trying to get back into the headlines and it didn't work out. I mean, there was a pasty. There shouldn't have even been any controversy if there was a pasty. Yeah, but you can't do pasties in the Super Bowl halftime show. That's going a bit far. Yeah, I would say so.

As much as I'd love it must to live in a world where pasties are out. Super Bowl halftime show. Or, you know, common practice. You unfortunately can all love it. Get those breasts out there, man. Yeah, she's doing us all favor. Breasts out. Bitch.

And that's all we have got for today. On page seven, thank you very much, everybody for listening, and we'll talk to y'all soon. Okay. Bye.