Page 7 - Episode 235: Welcoming Baby Gunt

Episode Date: January 4, 2018

Jackie, Marcus and Molly dish about Chip and Joanna's upcoming baby, New Years Eve performances, and celebs who have had their appendix removed. Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Ding dong, ding dong, gunt Gaines bells are we summoned a child into existence. And Sarai Chip and Joanna Gaines are expecting. Welcome to page seven, everyone. Welcome to page seven. Hi. And I think we can through social media convince them to name their child gun. We've got to, we're gun strong. The only concern is that if it's a boy, it's going to start with a D and if its girl starts with an E.

Yeah. So I think that it's like, if it's just like E dash, Gunt, I'm into it. E Gunt. E Gunt. Or D-Gunt. I don't know what works. Or D-Gunt. I'm completely into either one.

So Chip and Jojo, now that you are listening to the podcast, which I'm sure you were beforehand, I think that, I think all of us have a consensus now. So I have so many, there's just so much to say. There's so much to say. So much to say. One of the things to say is that they announced it via Instagram. And they have now had several Instagram posts. And Chip also announced it via a series of tweets with hints in that.

Hints? Yeah. Like what kind of hints? Like, well, for example, one of the. the hints was number three. I don't even see the other hints because I just saw the number three hint was that they went to a Johnny Swim concert when it came, when Johnny Swim came to Waco, Texas, and that things got a little hot and heavy that night.

And that that's when the baby was conceived. So I was able to excavate the date that Johnny Swim was in Waco, Texas, doing a bit of detective searching. And so now I know how far along, Joanna. Gaines it. My only concern with this theory, because Molly and I were immediately texting about it this morning. So, Molly, what were the dates?

October 12th through 14th. My only concern with that is that was Chip having a bit of a frolic with his words? Because I also stared at... He is known to have a frolic. Yeah, he has had a frolic or two. that I stared at Jojo's stomach like a fucking creep And then I looked up baby belly charts To see how big she is

And according to the baby belly charts She looks like she's like five or six months Well a complicating factor here too is that People who have already had kids tend to show a lot earlier Yeah Because the previous kids have stretched you all out. She is not stretched, Molly. I know, she's tight.

She's one of those women who's going to be just skinny and pregnant and, like, skinny everywhere except her cute belly. It's just infuriating. But I think that that might be, you know, that might be a complicating factor, is all I'm saying. Who is Johnny Swim? I don't know. I have no idea. I mean, he only has, what is it? Yeah, he only has about 30,000 Twitter followers.

He's not that big. Chip tagged him on Twitter, and he did go to Waco, Texas in October. I mean, that would put her, you know, it depends on when she decided to announce. It would put her like, I don't know, 12 or 13 weeks, which is like around the time that a lot of people choose to announce. So that's, so for that reason, it lined up to me. But as far as I was literally scrutinizing her ultrasound video on Instagram Right and figure out how big the baby was like a fucking amateur OBGYN and I don't know because I'm not an OBGYN.

But I think that it might be still early days. Early-ish days. My only problem with Chip's tweet is that he said we are officially pregnant and that always bothers me. They get you? Yeah. It just, no, you're not both fucking pregnant. She's the one that's got to squish it out of her goddamn gush. Yeah, I agree with that.

The whole we're pregnant thing, I like the idea of like, we're having a baby, yes. Like we're having a family, we're building our family. You're doing a lot of things together, but you're not both pregnant. Yeah, yeah. I mean, the man is taking care of her, possibly, you know, is definitely sopping the brow with the wet rag. Definitely.

Yeah, carrying things upstairs and all that. Totally. He's not pregnant. It bothers me as well. Yeah. Too generous. Oh my God. And I bet he's the best husband when she is fucking pregnant. How many kids is this now?

This is going to be baby number five. Go! He says hashtag 7 is the perfect number. Which I've never heard that before, but I'm into it. And speaking also of social media, did you see Clint's tweet? Jackie, specifically, I don't think Marcus will have no idea who you're talking about. Clint. Clint Black?

Clint is the wood guy. She goes to him for... The one that she is definitely having an affair with? Definitely. Definitely. Henry is hands down convinced that she and Clint are either fucking or have fucked. Absolutely.

But also, dude, I would fuck the shit out of Clint. Yeah, that's the thing. I would fuck Clint. I mean, I would first and foremost fuck Chip, but I would definitely fuck Clint. And obviously, I would fuck Joanna Gaines. Like, obviously. So if they're not fucking, he's definitely in love with her.

And so Clint, Clint's tweet, Clint is the wood guy, he makes the tables and stuff for custom tables and custom islands and his tweet, which I don't like this when people do this with pregnancy either. His tweet was he retweeted Chip's tweet and he retweeted Edda Boy, which... Ew! Good job on the goose. Yeah, right? Ew, that's really great.

Atta boy, that's disgusting. Yeah, Atta boy. And in the context of him obviously wanting to fuck her, it even has an extra little, like, like he's weeping as he constructed the tweet, you know? Yeah, I can definitely see this. Yep, I'm looking at a picture of the two of them right now in his woodworking shop. And there's definitely a tension there. And when you see him with his wife, he's just kind of standing next to her.

Yeah, he doesn't give a fuck about his wife. No, they did a house for Clint and his wife once, and Clint did not seem very happy with his wife. Jackie, you can't see this as you're out in L.A., but I'm going to show Molly a comparison here. This is a picture of Clint. Clint Harp is his name. Clint Harp and Joanna. Then I'm going to show you the next picture of Clint standing dutifully next to his wife. Yeah, wow.

He really comes alive when he's next to Jojo. He is kind of, yeah, he's just like, this is my wife. And then when he's with Jojo, he's so fun. This is my wife, Kelly. Also, from what I remember, he hasn't chucked any oysters into her yet either. So I think he's been too busy fucking peening it up with Jojo. Oh, no. I think that, you know, I don't know if their religion allows that, but, you know, what happens in Waco stays in Waco, except for that one thing that happened in Waco.

Clinton and Kelly have three children. Oh, okay. They have two girls and a boy. All right. Well, so they're getting at it. Ead boy, Clint. At a boy. Yeah.

Put a pearl in that oyster. Yeah, and another tellingly, we're going to go back to that Instagram post of Clint and Joanna. The caption on that one is, well, hello, first shoot of Fixer Upper Season 4. And it is a big exclamation point, obviously very happy. And then the picture of him with his kids, it just says, my crew, period. Oh, oh, poor man. Hashtag Harper, Harp Haney Family Vacay, 2016. Hashtag love build, run.

Love build, runs. That fuck is love build run. Well, very dutiful is a good word. Yeah, very dood. They always high-five him and Joe. And I just think, I just think that they, like, like, they have a, I mean, it might be all about the wood. You know, he definitely understands what she wants in terms of like. Yeah.

It's all about the wood. It's all about the wood. I know what that means, girl. It's all about the screws and the nailing, too. You know, she'll come in and she'll be like, Clint, I just need like a big, majestic dining table, and he'll be like, I totally understand what you mean. And then she'll draw it for him,

and then he'll make it for her. And she's just like, Clint, you work magic. And so I understand that it might be a purely wood relationship, but I think that it's not just that. Well, it might be a purely wood relationship. My favorite was, did you guys see the other Instagram posts that I think Joe Joe put it up, that Chip is completely convinced that it's a boy. Yes.

I think it's just because they have the boy girl thing, boy girl thing already. But do you think he's got, I don't even think he would be upset with a little girl. That's why he's so great. Yeah, oh, I'm sure. I'm sure that he's like the type of, you know, the type of dad that would be like, like, I hope it's a girl. And then the mom's like, he doesn't hate girls, you know. He's fine with girls.

Great. Yeah. I mean, but that's better. I hope it's a girl. Yeah, right. That's weird. Very different. Very different connotations.

That's bad. I kind of want to see how the kids reacted. This is like a good, I don't know, what's the youngest one is like four or five? Yeah, the youngest one, M.E.K. You mean M.E.K.? She's seven. That's the whole thing, is that that's what Chip was upset about. Since they started the show, she was like,

I can't have a kid and do this show, which is why they stopped the show. Oh. Well. So technically it was her decision. I mean, I support her prioritizing family over career. I think that's not something that is always encouraged in the society. And I think that that's good for her to do. and I think I love everything about it.

I mean, I don't know, Jackie, do you have, do you have, like, do you have any guesses for what the name might be besides Gunt? I mean, it's definitely going to be D-Gunt, which is what, I mean, my vote is, and I will definitely start tweeting that at them, and I encourage everyone else to tweet that at them as well. And, but, I mean, I feel like, so their first kid Drake was conceived at the Drake Hotel, in New York.

This is why he's named Drake. This is why I believe that Johnny Swim tweet because they are not above talking about where their children were conceived. Yeah. You know, which is not something that... They're really into it, actually. Yeah, right. If we already know where one child was conceived and then they tell us where this child was

conceived, I'm going to take them with their word for it. But at the same time, Marcus, your older brother, Charlie, named one of his children Brooklyn because she was also conceived in Brooklyn. Not conceived in Brooklyn. They found out that she was pregnant. in Brooklyn. Oh, that's fun. Because I was about to say, is this a Texan thing I didn't know about?

Is this what you do down there? No, no, no, no, no. She was in my apartment here in Brooklyn. They were visiting and they found that, you know, she was pregnant, so they named a little girl Brooklyn. Oh, that's sweet. I feel like there's probably a lot of Brooklyn parents who would name their child after, like, a small town in Texas.

Oh, yeah, yeah. This is my daughter, Amarillo. No, not Armadilla. Amarillo. This is my daughter. Strong. I mean, you know, I'm sure she would be very strong, though. You know what I?

And my son, Aspermont. My problem is I went down a horrible hole of sorts of trying to find out more information about their other children, which also made me feel very creepy. I did too. After staring at her stomach for at least three minutes and going back and forth from chart to chart. There's a list. Did you find that list? It's like 20 things about the Keynes kids.

Oh, did I find the list? What I find interesting. So highlights from the list, right? So the girls are very girly, but they choose to be girly. They make that very clear. But at the same time, they're also, like, in the dirt constantly. And then the two boys are very, like, cowboy boys. But just because they also choose to be, or do they, I don't know.

social pressures, I understand. But my main thing is that apparently they don't know that they're famous because they don't have a television. Yeah, I remember that from the list. Yeah, they don't have a television and also, which, yeah, right, I have a fucking 12-year-old niece. Jojo's saying that they will not have phones, cell phones, until they get to college. Until they get to college? Good fucking luck with that, Jojo. And the fucking look, with all the fucking screaming, I had to hear from my knees about she needed a phone.

She had to have a phone. My sister just got her one just to shut her the fuck up. They don't have tablets or the Internet or anything? I mean, they've got a, they're going to find out, I think you should tell them that they're famous. Because otherwise, can you imagine finding out you're famous in college? Yeah, can you imagine, like, can you imagine? Like, these kids are going to go and Google their name, and there's going to be a countryliving.com article saying 25 things you never knew about Chip and Joanna's. kids.

Yeah. That's going to be weird. Yeah, that is weird. There's going to be the podcast galore talking about the kids. You know, I feel like, I mean, I love the idea of protecting kids from paparazzi and fame and all that because that I think is probably, you know, harmful for kids. But I do feel like you got to tell them. You got to let him know what mommy and daddy do for a living.

I mean, what, the oldest is 11? Yeah, right? He's 12, yeah. Yeah. And, well, also, I think that Joe, Joe might be assuming her kids are, little dumb because there are fucking camera crews everywhere. Yeah. I mean, they know something's up, obviously. But they

might not know how popular the show is. Yeah, I mean, they're definitely camera crews because the kids have been on the show, right? Yeah. Yeah. Almost every show. Well, they're also put to work, which is what I like. Put those fucking kids to work. You got all these extra hands. But then that's the thing, too, is that they help

run the farm, too. I mean, they just seem like they're the greatest fucking kids. There's all these also, like, these shots of them on set where, like, when they're talking to the camera and stuff like that, where the kids are just around, they're just not ever in the shot and they don't want them to be in the shot unless they're helping and doing something. Other than that, they don't want to be, they don't want them seen on camera. Well, the kids are in, but, you know, the kids are in every episode, Joe, whenever Joe stays late to decorate the house, but the night before the reveal, she's always like, oh, Chip's going to bring my babies by. And then he brings cupcakes and the kids.

And she's, oh my God, and sometimes pizza. But they do that every show. So the kids are on almost every show. But only that. It's not like it's a reality TV situation. I just love them as parents so much. Except for, you know, the whole religion thing, but I won't get into that. That's fine.

It's fine. It can be fine. It can be fine. It can be fine. That'll give you a reverse toilet flush. Please. Is that an enema? I just, I don't know if you watched the latest episode, too,

they built a house, they did the house, a fixer-upper for her younger sister and all of her beautiful children. Oh, my God. Oh, my God, I want to be in their family. I haven't seen that episode, but I saw the Instagram post. Is her younger sister as hot as Jojo is? Yes. Really?

Yeah. Yeah, I would also bang her or her husband. So they got it going on. They really do. I just can't. I just can't wait to see little Gunt. His or her little face going to be so goddamn cute. And I just love. I have to stop staring at pictures of them and their children because I feel like I got pregnant today. I think I'm pregnant now.

We have to look back at the episode where we created Gunnar. gains and see if it coincides at all with the alleged conception date of October 12th through 14th. See, that's no, but that's my whole thing is that they said in September they were stopping the show which would ally with

my theory that she's five or six months pregnant. So we totally chaos magic this shit. I think that we made it happen. Either way, I really think we did. Also, like, all of our followers it's like, we have a bunch of guns out there now, guys. I don't know if you've been looking at the Facebook page, but

It's fucking amazing, and now we're all guts, and I think together, our group thought made this fucking happen, guys. Yeah. And now we have to get the kid named Gunn. Yes. Or at the very least a cute little nickname. Yes. Yes, like something that can be shortened to Gunt. Gunther.

Gunther. Yeah. It's perfect. Guthry. Oh, my God. And there's all these beautiful cock-sucking pictures of how the kids love each other so much. There's just like this one of Jojo's. Instagram that it's like a big fort that they built.

And it's just trying to figure out the secret password to get in there and said, hashtag nice work kids. Hashtag I want my blanket back. Oh, I'm pregnant. I'm pregnant. Oh, my God. I'm so much. I love that. Oh, my God, guys.

I don't know what to do. What do I do? Just hang out. Just keep watching. It's sad. because we have a trampoline in the house now, and I was jumping on the trampoline, but jumping on the trampoline every day, guys.

It really, really bothers Henry because it goes, and he loves it, especially right when he wakes up in the morning. But it made me feel like I was Jojo because then it was like I'm almost a gymnast. I know this is not an exercise podcast, so I won't spend too long asking about the trampoline,

but I've always wanted to get a trampoline to jump on for exercise. Is it fun? Oh, y'all. Dude, I got fucking, I got wrist weights and I've been punching. I've been punching while I jump and it's fucking great. And also while I do it, it's the only time I'm allowed to watch Vanderpump Rules. That's my, that's what I decided.

It was like, and when I'm jumping on the trampoline, I can watch Vanderpump Rules. What's Vanderpump Rules? Oh, God. Oh, my God. I could actually have an explainer on this too. I know, I've heard the name. I've heard the name. I've seen the commercials.

I don't know how it's different than the other ones. You know? It is, it might be the worst show I've ever watched in my entire life. Huh. And everyone on Facebook has been, like, like, there's, it has an insane following. It's still on. I think it's got like six or seven seasons. It's a Bravo show, right?

Yeah, yeah. And so everybody was talking about it online. I was like, let me just fucking, let me see what's going on with the show. Because it's, it's Lisa Vanderpump, who is from the Real Housewives or Beverly Hills. She owns a restaurant in L.A. called Sir, and it is about the waiters and waitresses that work at Sir that all fuck each other. It's about a restaurant. Interesting.

Yeah, yeah. So it's in its sixth season right now, which is ridiculous. Yeah, listen to this little small synopsis from the last episode. We must continue to deal with Jacks and his dalliance with faith. Whoa, whoa! Spoiler! Whoa! You draw fucking spoiler, Fours!

I'm sorry, you can continue. You know I'm going to keep watching it. Which nearly splintered his relationship with Brittany, though they continue to soldier on. This hour starts with the girls waking up on Britney's couch and their identical glasses that are uniquely wacky in their own special ways. The glasses are the ladies. They are not uniquely special.

What I know, now I got to know what happened to fucking Stasi because I just watched him get a goddamn tattoo of her name on his arm where's Stasi? Who's a fucking, who's Stasi? Stasi! She is the fucking bitch from at least the first two seasons because I am towards the end

of the second season right now. Oh, so you're catching up. So you don't even know, okay, so six season, I'm like way above you right now. You don't even know what the hell I'm talking about right now. I have so much more jumping to do

to get to the six seasons. Do you guys do, do either of you do like Real Housewives and stuff? My love of television and my love of like, I like reality TV in the sense that I like home shows and food shows and stuff, but I somehow just haven't gotten on the Real Housewives train. I can't do reality TV, just can't do it. Really?

Yeah, not since Joe Millionaire. Yeah. That was a long time ago, Marcus. You've got to let it go. Far in my past. Reality TV is a lot. Well, I did really enjoy the surreal life. The surreal life was fun as hell.

Was that the one where Nicole and what's her name? That was the one like China was on it and what is it, Vern Troier. That's, I think, flavor. Oh, I'm thinking of the simple life. Your surreal life, got it. Yeah, surreal life. Yeah, I think that was the flavor of love spun off from surreal life. That was the one where Vern Troier used to pee his pants all the time because he was so drunk because he was such a little guy.

You can't drink that much. Should I get into the surreal life? Is this something I should do? I don't even know if you can still find the surreal life because that was. That's a deep cut as well. That was a long, that was like, yeah, 2003, 2004. So you haven't watched reality TV since 2003. Around there.

Yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah. There was Sherman Helmsley, the lead singer from Smashmouth. He was in it. Oh, what? Why haven't I watched it? Somebody was Stahl me. It's gone rumored.

Yeah, there were a few seasons. Yeah, Eric Estrada was on. One season was Eric Estrada, Vanilla Ice, Ron Jeremy, a couple others. Yeah, they all live in a house together. It's like real world, but with like C-list celebrities. Gary Coleman. Wow. A lot of short celebrities.

And they always include one member of like an washed up 80s glam rock band or hair metal band. Yeah, I feel like I remember Brett Michaels being on one of these shows. Brett Michael. Whoa, no, it wasn't Brett Michaels. Was it Ricky Rocket? It was the other guy from Poison. Oh, okay. Yeah, yeah.

Rock of love was Brett Michaels. That was his love show. Thank you, yes. Yeah, no, this one, it was one of the other guys from Poison. Like, Vince Neal was in one of them. I think that it's the real housewives of Atlanta is the only one that I've watched. But I think that that's the one where they are all, like, they all fuck basketball players. Yeah.

And that's why I watched it because I just wanted to stare at how big the men were and how big their houses were. But the problem is it's just too much like, chitty, chit-chat, chit-chat, chit-chat, chit-chat. It's almost too much drama for me. I watched the New Jersey one for a while. I got through a whole season of that, maybe two seasons, maybe three seasons. Housewives of New Jersey? Yeah.

Do you watch 30 episodes of that? Yeah, yeah. That's my problem, is ever since you can pay to have the Hulu that there's no commercials in, my world is a fucking oyster, dude. See, I got to, I'm, I want my drama in the form of, like, cake boss.

Like, I think, literally when you said House Waved New Jersey, I was like, well, I like, the New Jersey family in Cake Boss. So maybe I like the... You like talent involved, competition. I guess so. I take that back.

I did watch the first couple seasons of Project Runway, very intensive. Uh-huh, yeah, right. Yeah, Project Runway. I love Project Runway. Rupal's Drag Race, which is a whole separate like form of beauty and art that is even above reality TV.

But yeah, like art and, you know, with Cake Boss, it's like there's family drama and a cake, you know? and they drop the cake just often enough to think that they could drop it at any time. They don't usually drop it, but they have dropped very important cakes. And so you think there's never, it's never safe.

You're never like, they'll, they never drop a cake. They do. Oh, yeah. They drop cakes? Oh, yeah. They've dropped important cakes. They dropped a cake down the stairs. They dropped a cake that they,

he made a cake that was like a chandelier that hung from the ceiling and it was all like spun sugar. And then it fell and shattered everywhere. in the middle of the party. What? Okay, so yeah, this episode, when an elaborate cake is dropped down the stairs, buddy has to hold his temper and focus on making a whole new cake

that's due later that day. Yeah, they got to make the cake that day. What? Perfect level of stakes for me. It's like the worst thing that could happen is that you drop a cake. And then also the matriarch of the family did get sick with ALS,

and that was very sad. But like, it's like, you know, it's like a loving Italian, it's like watching the Sopranos except that instead of, murders and stuff, they're just making cakes. But the murders are the good part, though. Isn't that true?

There are quite a few YouTube clips of Amazing Cake falls downstairs. Oh, no! Jackie, you've got to look up. Just Google Amazing Cake falls downstairs and skip to exactly one minute in. Let me know when you get there, all right? Are you talking about the one that looks like presents? Yes, yes. Amazing Cake falls downstairs.

Are you a minute in? Uh-oh, they're walking. Uh-oh. All right, are you a minute in? Let's all watch it together. Oh, yeah. Okay. We have a minute in. All right.

Three, two, one, go. Three, two, one, go. There they go. Walking down. Oh. Yeah. They're at the top of the stairs. No!

The guy says, like, oh. Oh. And then all the sisters are. Like, oh, man, they're going to get, do anyone, do they get hit at least? And then buddy comes out and finds them. Is that the cake boss? No, cake boss is the guy who just came out and is angry. Yeah, that's him.

Oh, man, he is so upset. Amazing cake falls out sticks. How does that? Oh, my God, what do they do? All right, I'll watch the fucking show. Every time he told me that goddamn show. I gotta watch his fucking show. It's all you need.

It's so smart of them. All you need is to have that one time that the cake, that amazing cake fell down the stairs. And the rest of the times you watch the show, you will be afraid that they will drop the cake. It really builds the tension for you. It can happen. It happened.

It did happen. Damn, that's crazy. You... Oh, man. I think we got to move on to bigger, better things, though. Oh, where are you going to say, Marcus? Oh, just going to say, get an elevator. Yeah.

Right? They got any fucking big. Figure that out. Go get some sort of big industrial kitchen somewhere. Don't they have one? I don't get it. They do. This was in the early days.

He's now like a whole empire. Yeah. But along other, I know I'm talking a lot about food reality shows right now, but I just wanted to ask, put it out there for either of you guys or any of the listeners, if any of them are top chef people, because top chef just started. Hmm. And I figure that you might, I think you might like it, especially Jackie, because Padma Lakshmi is like the hot, hot, hot, beautiful.

I do like her. She's amazing. And it's like, and I never watched Top Chef until recently, and now I'm totally hooked. And it's just like a lot of beautiful people eating food in Denver, which is like a weird place for Top Chef. But it's, you know, if there's any other Top Chef stands out there, I just wanted to holler at them. So they do a different city every season? Yeah. And the first one I watched was like New Orleans.

And I was like, well, this makes sense. New Orleans has all sorts of exciting culinary things. And then last season was Charleston. And that also made sense. Southern food, et cetera. Yeah. And then this year it's Denver, and they are struggling to come up with themes and ideas. Come to the restaurants of Denver.

They're like... But what do they do? They just go restaurant by restaurant and just like eat the food at the restaurant? Oh no, no, no, no. They get like 20, 15 chefs, a large amount of chefs, like 15 chefs from all over the country. There's always one insecure person from Denver who's like, I'm a Denver chef, so I really need to prove myself. and then the 15 people are greeted by Padma and this other guy named Tom Colicchio

and they are given, in every episode there is like a mini challenge and that mini challenge will be like, you need to make elevated kids menu food and you need to make it with baby tools. Oh, okay, I'll watch your show. I'll definitely watch your show. And then there's a big challenge,

there's an elimination challenge, and then the elimination challenge is like, you've got 48 hours to create a pop-up restaurant with, and they have to work with each other, and it's a lot of drama because they will snark and snass at each other, and there's like, there's like a restaurant ward where they each have to come up with a restaurant and make it happen, and then they do one of the ones,

the only way I know anything about pop culture right now is that one of the ones was like a make a food truck for college kids, and they made college kid food, and one of the food trucks. Which is just regular food, technically. Yeah, that's just food. But it was all like hangover cure. One of them was called Down the chin. Because it was like...

Yeah. Ew. It sounds like a blowjob restaurant. Absolutely. Yeah, that's exactly what it sounds like. It sure does. And so they were all like, college kids are horny and drunk. And so they made...

I mean, they're not wrong. Yeah, but I'm not going to order a down the chin. Yeah. Yeah. Or I don't know. I guess the best, do you want it down the chin? It's like, no, put it all the way in, please. I'd rather be called the all the way in, honestly.

Or the facial, you know, like, but you don't want to think of jizz when you're eating your food truck food, but that YouTube guy, whoever was upset with now, he was on that episode of Top Chef. And so when then that YouTube story became real, I was like, I know about that man from the television. And I felt so in touch. Yeah. Boy, that really makes you.

Did you guys know YouTube stars existed? Only because I work with middle schoolers. That's the thing I only know because of my niece because she wants to be one of them when she grows up. For Christmas, I had to go out and buy a bunch of squishy things. Yes, I know those things. I don't understand. I don't get it.

I think I'm officially too old because I think it's a YouTube thing that they all have these squishy things. So I went out and found a bunch of squishy things. But then my niece posts these Instagram videos of her, like, putting her fingers into, like, Play-Doh and stuff like that. It's, like, a gushy thing, and it's very overtly sexual, and I called up my sister, and I said, hey, I know what these things mean, and it needs to stop. I love that you're policing the sexuality of a tween. Hell no.

I know what I was thinking of 12. Somebody's got to, Molly. Somebody's got to. It may as well be. Jackie, who talks about Gooshin for a living. She knows Goose. I won't allow it to stand.

She can't come down at my level. But the fact that she wants to be a fucking YouTube star for life, that's her biggest aspiration drives me mad. Yeah, it's a young people thing, I think, largely. A YouTube star, TV star, not that much different. In fact, those YouTube stars make more money than most people on TV. Yeah. And I try not to panic because I'm like,

new technology. You don't understand it, but that's fine. It's fine. The world turns. No gatekeepers? No gods, no master. Just everybody gets a... That's how we hear at a Dice Podcast Network to where we are today.

Just by doing it ourselves. Absolutely. I know. The no gatekeepers thing is great about YouTube. But I think that at least in the case of this one asshole, it seems like in some cases like... Sometimes people need to be told no. Yes.

And really like the worst comment, the lowest comment. denominator can rise to the top. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Everyone's not what people need to be told now. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. It's not that I have a problem with the YouTuber. It's not that. It's the fact that, like, I have to

instill in her that it takes a lot of hard work to get to where these people are because she's like, no, and Jackie, they just, like, talk into the computer and that's it. I'm like, no, it's branding, it's marketing, it's going out and selling yourself, and you have to work hard and just like, ah, whatever. I'm just going to, like,

squish on my things. Go ahead with your fucking attitude. Yeah, those squishy things are a real, real trip. It's like a stress reliever, but they do stuff with them. They make videos with it. I don't know what it. It's like a stress reliever, but it's trending. I don't understand.

I was very more aligned with what Henry got her for Christmas, which he called it a very Holocaust Christmas, because he got her Diary Van Frank and Number of the Stars. She's like, and he said, anytime you feel like you're having a hard time, read one of these books. And she's like, thanks. Uncle Henry.

Wow, that's brutal. Yeah. He wanted to give her perspective. Oh, Squishies. Okay, yeah, my niece got some of these. Yeah, yeah. Everyone knows about them because of their nieces. She got these and Shopkins.

Shopkins are also... Yeah, Shopkins are real big. I watched a lot of Hallmark Christmas movies when I was home for Christmas. Did you? So many. We watched an average of two a night for like five nights. straight.

With your family? Just me and Carolina. Okay. Yeah, yeah. Because we were staying in like a cabin, like away from my parents' place. And there was only three channels that this place got, and one of them was Hallmark. So we just watched nothing but Hallmark movie. After we finished hanging out with my parents, just go home and watch every single Hallmark

movie. The guy is always from New York. He's always coming back home from his big, usually five. finance job in New York City. He's coming back to his hometown to figure something out and usually gets involved in a parade or some sort of big event that all happens at the very end. There was one. Please, did you watch Thomas Kincaid's country cabin? That's my favorite.

I think we actually, we came in at the very end of Tom. No, is Thomas Kincaid's country cabin? Is that the one that is kind of depressing? I mean, they're all at least a modicum amount of depressing. But yeah, it's like her father was going to die. But she just had to get him to the cabin so that he could have his last Christmas in the cabin. But then she falls in love with his hot hunk, but it's a magic cabin. I think there was a bagpipe involved.

If I'm wrecked. No, the ones that we watched, there was one in which a finance man from New York goes back to help his aunt shut. down her antique store because she's selling her small town antique store and going on a worldwide trip with her quote unquote buddy. We all know what the subtext is there. Fuck buddy. Oh yeah, but it's a hallmark movie so you're not allowed to say that. So it's

friends with Christmas. Yeah, friends with Christmas buddy. Friends with Christmas buddy. But while he's there, he runs into his college girlfriend. They broke up under circumstances, not said. And it turns out she's the new city manager. She's trying to plan this Christmas parade, nothing's coming together, and that's when a magical sleigh appears.

And the entire fucking movie is the two of them getting together and trying to paint this sleigh for a Christmas parade. Things keep going goofy and things. There's a lot of misunderstandings. There's a lot of misunderstandings. And that's what it is in every single one of these movies, oh, there's this misunderstanding. Oh, he heard her, because there's another one where there's this woman, she's fucking, she goes back to her hometown. They're all going back to her hometown and she's trying to put together a big she's a motivational speaker and so she's trying to put together a big year end event in which she is going to do a motivational speech and then she ends up getting together with this woman that's played by i think the wife from die hard because

they all have that one person that one person that you're like one get yeah but that's the thing is that she she was terrible in it like she was trying to play like kind of a like goofy hippie type woman, but she ended up just being a little bit mentally challenged. Like, she just didn't quite play it right. But in the end, it always all works out. And the man always gives up his high-pay and finance job to come back home, and he's running the antique store now, you know, because she's got to raise her daughter and, you know, him and the daughter have a special bond, you know, and they've worked out pretty well.

And then, you know, the woman, the high-powered motivational speaker, she gets together with her producer and she sees the error of her ways. And does she stop working? She does not stop working at all, but she does change her tax. She goes from It's All About Me to It's All About You. That's great. I feel like that is a development from like the aughts, like the 2008 era romantic comedy where it was like, the bitch who works.

And like the moral of the story was like, you just need to get fucked and then you won't want to work anymore. And so it's very progressive of the Hallmark Channel to be like, you can keep working. Well, that's the Hallmark movie. That's their thing, though, is that no one can be too mean. Because all these movies are rated G. Like, they're all rated G. It's great.

So nobody can be that mean because pretty much what it is. It's just, you know, I think it's just old people at home watching nice young people get together. Look at them. They're so nice to each other. They're so nice. Oh, they're going to get together. I hope they get together by the end of it. And then by the end of it, they get together.

And it's just nice young people being nice. It's like, oh, I remember the misunderstandings I had were much worse than the misunderstanding than they had. But you know what? People can come together eventually and look at them. It's wonderful. I'm just so sad, Marcus, that I didn't send you the Hallmark Christmas drinking game, which is fantastic. I'll give you some of the highlights. Take a drink.

Big city person transplanted in a small town. You would be dead. Take a drink of your reference to a dead relative. Every single time. The one that I was talking about, the Christmas parade one, was it a dead? No, there was a different one that was a dead father because there was a girl. There was a guy that came home, big city, back to the small town. His estranged father had apparently made friends with this woman at the end of his life.

And the son and the dead guy's daughter were afraid that the woman was trying to take advantage of the father and had convinced him to put her in his will. And by the end of it, the nice people get together. And the daughter tries to sabotage the whole thing, but you know what? She ends up coming around too. I like that no one can be mean, but a lot of people can be dead.

Everyone's got a dead mother or father or aunt or somebody. There's always a dead relative. And the dead relative always loved Chris. And that's why Christmas is... That's why they hate Christmas. What was... There was this one woman she kept saying that, like, Christmas is something to me. It's like, I can't remember what it was, but she had like a catchphrase.

Or it's like Christmas is a very stressful time of year for me. You know why. You see, it just kept saying it over and over again because her father loved Christmas so much. And there was another one where the guy loved Christmas so much because his aunt who raised him loved Christmas. And since she died, he hasn't been able to love Christmas. Christmas again because Christmas is too painful. Well, that's why you have to finish your drink when the cynic is filled with the Christmas spirit.

Oh my God, I want to say this is so bad. The bonus in it is take a shot if the movie stars Candace Cameron Burr or Lacey Chabair, which is a lot of them. Shabair was in two of the ones that I watched. At least two. No, Candace Cameron Burr. Because we were always watching them late at night and Candice Cameron Burr's prime time. Uh-huh.

Yeah. We only started because they played 24 hours a day for six days. Or at least the five days we were there. They were on 24 hours a day. So we'd come, we'd get back to where we were staying at about, I don't know, like 10 o'clock, 11 o'clock. And then it's just until like two or three in the morning, it's just we'd watch at least two, if not three of them. And just had a fucking drinking beers, having a wonderful time. That sounds great, man.

It starts right after Thanksgiving. That's how many fucking Hallmark Christmas move. there are. God damn. Every day. Every fucking day. Where do they get their budget? Well, that's one of the theories that we had because if you watch these movies, the small town,

every small town just, it changed just a little bit. Like, it's just different enough and different enough camera angles. We think that they have one small town that they film every single movie in and they film all of them in a span of about two weeks. I agree. It has to be that. It's all the fucking same. It's all winter wonderlands.

You have to be, unless you're in a city. And then they do their weird city shots, which I think is a lot of green screen personally. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. There's always, like, they always use stock image for anything outside. And any time it's in the city,

it's always in an office. Uh-huh. It's always in an office. And they're always talking about how, you know what, you don't need to go down to your small town. You've got a gig in Pittsburgh. And she never goes. She always goes back to her.

I want to go back and I want to show them what Christmas is. I feel like. And she always does. Yeah. As someone who does go back to their small town every Christmas, I really feel like I need to get into this material. Yeah. I went to my small hometown this Christmas with just a bit of a drive-by. What are the most depressing moments of the year?

That town is dead. Really? Not to bring you guys down or nothing, but, oh, God. It's not thriving. It is not going to be the setting of a Hallmark Christmas story. Maybe a horror movie sometime soon, but definitely not any kind of Hallmark Christmas movie. Oh, and before, I say, before we do the list, Mariah Carey, she pulled it off. God, yeah.

See, all right, Marcus, we have to talk about this. You know, I don't know. Feel, guys. I don't know how to feel. It's like when you release a toxic person from your life And I need a lot to let her back into my heart Well, you didn't like that she bitched about not having her hot tea I was gonna say, where is my tea?

Oh, I guess I'll just be like everybody else without the hot tea I was told I was being hot tea I guess I'll be just like everybody else without the hot tea But anyway They said there would be tea They said there would be tea. That's my favorite. They said there would be tea.

There's no hot tea here. But anyways, all you people, you're the heroes. That is the weird. See, that's what it was. It's like, well, no, no, no, no, you guys are the heroes. Like, what are you fucking talking about, Mariah Carey? Stop sucking everybody's cock. It also implies that she was like, no, no, no, no, no.

Stop saying I'm the hero. And everyone's like, nobody said that. Yes, it's very cold outside and you're wearing a skimpy outfit. But heroes a bit much, Mariah. It's a bit much. Do you think... My mother called me the next day. And she's like,

you see everybody saying online that the fur... That they hoped the fur was fake a Mariah Carey? No fucking way. She would ever get in front of all those people with a fake fur on. But mom, it's a very controversial stance to have a huge real fur coat on as well.

It's like, no way. No way. Mariah Carey isn't some... She said, quote, cheap bitch. So that's what my mom thinks about the fur industry. God, the queens and your mother just really shine sometimes. She did. I think I agree with your mom. What was that?

I think I agree with your mom. I think that a younger star would not, I don't mean to imply Mariana's old, but I feel like she is of a, I think that the generation moving towards fur might not even be her generation. I think that's, I don't think a 20-year-old will get up with a whole fur, but I think that Mariah would.

Oh, of course she fucking would, but I'm very interested. It has to be real. And she did hit all the high notes in hero. I mean, she did a very good job, although it was definitely taken down an octave. I don't know if anyone noticed that. But I shouldn't talk. I mean, I am, you know, I get it. I got a deep voice too.

She did a great job. It was very cold. Yes. And it was, I mean, you should have actually been here in the city. It was fucking horrific. Hell, I'm glad I wasn't. It was horrendously cold. I mean, if she actually, they should be blasted in space heaters on her if she's wearing that outfit.

Mm-hmm. I mean, I didn't have to, I just hung out at my place, but I didn't have to leave. But everyone who came inside looked very cold. It was really fucking cold. Well, she didn't have her hot tea, guys. So, did you see the Instagram post of her afterwards with her fucking tiny cup of tea? She was like, oh, you bitch. And also, pause, Britney.

Hello? I mean, if there was a star of this goddamn show, it's Britney. She was amazing. Yeah. Yeah, she was on point the entire time. That was exactly what Henry said while we were watching Brittany. He's like, man, I bet Marcus is hard right now. It was just me and Ben standing in front of the TV.

Everyone else was in the kitchen. Just me and Ben standing in front of the TV going, wha. God. Also, you know who did great? Kelly Clarkson. I didn't see Kelly Clarkson. She did great.

She did. I love Kelly Clarkson. I was such a soft spot. And I just still love the whole thing that when people give her shit for gaining weight, she's like, this means I'm happy. Yeah. Okay? It means I fucking happy, which I understand.

That's my biggest time too. You go, girl. It's a go for you. Go for her. Yeah, she looked fantastic. Her song was great. Yeah, she just makes me feel good. Jenny McCarthy was a fucking moron all night.

I... What a nightmare. Tell me more. She was, I don't know, like, I mean, she's one of those people, like, you know when a person gets way too much plat, like, way too much Botox, and they can't articulate emotion on their face anymore. So their eyes. So, like, that's the thing is that, like, her face can't articulate her emotion, but her eyes don't know that the rest of her face. can't move. So her eyes are screaming?

Her eyes are screaming the entire time. She looked like Jim Carrey in the fucking match with just as much makeup on. It was so upsetting. It was like, girl, how do you even talk? And it's like, as someone, you guys know I want to get a bunch of Botox, but not that much Botox. That's too much. Yeah, she was pretty intense the entire night.

I don't know why they got Jenny McCarthy of all people. Yeah, why is she even there? Yeah, I don't know. I feel like they were trying to combat the whole CNN's loss of California. Kathy Griffith. That's my theory. And then that's, we kept going back to the CNN thing, too, which they just fucking bombed. Andy Cohen and Anderson Cooper. Because like Anderson Cooper and Kathy Griffith were like such a good combo. And the two of them really just, it was very uncomfortable. Well, apparently they had some, not a romantic dalliance, but I think Andy Cohen had asked Anderson Cooper out on a date and they'd had like a phone call. And Anderson Cooper is like, nah, I'm okay. What happened is that Andy Cohen asked him questions about Anderson Cooper's mother, Gloria Vanderbilt. And I guess that is his number one no-no that he will not date someone that asks anything about his mother.

Yeah. That's a little bit. Gay? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like super gay? Don't ask about mother. That's just a strange. Strange character.

Great, especially for, I mean, you know, Anderson Cooper's a journalist. His job is to ask questions of people. I don't know. I don't know. Also, your mother is a fucking Vanderbilt. Of course he's going to ask about him. Yeah, don't shut it. I like Andy Cohen.

He's cute. Don't shut him down just because he asked about your mother. What was with that question that? Did you see the clip? It was like, you sound like you're on heroin right now. No, I didn't see that. Yeah, Andy, that's what Andy Cohen said to Anderson Cooper at one point in the night. He's like, why do you sound like you're on heroin right now?

And Anderson Cooper's like, I don't know. know what you're, that's a weird thing to say. That's such an odd thing to say. Yeah, that's a hard. There's really no good way to answer that question. I'm just so glad that Kathy Griffin got so much love on Twitter. Like, people just kept reaching out to her. Like, you were so much better.

We miss you. It's like, gufah, she needs to fucking hear it. It sucks that she's blacklisted now, and they should really get her back. Because no one's going to fucking watch it next year. And then they had the weird gas mask, bong thing. Oh, yeah, yeah. Because it's legal here now. Yeah, you.

It's fucking legal here now, bitch. In California, I mean that weed is completely recreationally legalized. And so they had this gas mask thing. It was just like uncomfortable. You're on CNN. Come on. Yeah, I saw that. And I also like, I think it's fucking awesome that weed is legal.

But I think it's in poor taste to just be like doing gas mask hits when a bunch of people are still in jail for weed. I don't know. I mean, on TV, I just feel like, I don't know. That did not sit right with me either. Gas mask hits a little weird to show. Yeah. Yeah, that's really straight. It would be like watch it like, let's watch someone drink half a bottle of liquor.

Yeah. Yeah, it's like weedy tourism and it's just like, oh, what a novelty. Have you guys heard of marijuana? I don't know. Oh, and by the way, Jackie, get ready for customer service to drop in every level in California. Oh, yeah. It wasn't good to begin with. No, it's going to get so much worse.

Oh, yeah, yeah. I don't expect much from these Los Angeles. See, that's one thing about Chop Chef in Denver. I really wish that they were exploited. that they're doing Top Chef in Denver, everybody should be smoking weed all the time before they eat the meat. That should be the challenge.

Make the awesomest high food ever, you know? I'm sure they'll get to it eventually. They must. Oh, I'm sure they will. Hey, it's time of the list. Yeah, who's on the list? Marcus, got to have that. That's a continent list.

Yeah, list. And it's an impressive one, celebrities who had their appendix removed. Oh, that is a good list. Whoa. Lindsay Lohan. No appendix. Got her removed in 2007 while she was filming,

I know who killed me. I've seen that movie. It is spectacular. Oh, I think you. Oh, yeah, it's a rough one. She loses several wins. That's a rough movie. But at the same time,

I feel like she probably did it just to lose the weight. Jackie. Yeah, yeah, yeah, 2018. Julianne Moore had her appendix removed in 2015. Said she thought she was. She was going to die. Ugh. She's a vision.

She is a vision. She is an absolute. God, she's so beautiful. I saw on cable, like the depths of cable, there was ER reruns. And I didn't even, I was like, if I do this, I'm not coming back. And so I didn't do it because I wasn't sure if I was emotionally ready. But it did make me really want to watch some ER reruns. I saw her on the street once.

In the East Village, she was walking her dog. I looked at her. She looked at me. She smiled and silently thanked me for not bother. her and walked on. Oh, you bet you wanted to. I definitely wanted. I would not.

I would not. Yeah. I know. Elton John had his appendix moved in 2013. God, I just can't imagine. It's like, because your appendix just like explodes in you, right? Isn't that what happens? Well, it gets swollen and then it explodes.

Oh. Ashley Judd, 2010. Almost died. John Mayer. Almost died. I don't Anderson Cooper Whoa

Almost died I have sympathy for all of them But John Mayor For John Mayor I'm like Get your appendix out What about Lance Bass Sympathy Very much sympathy

Ooh speaking of InSink I think I'm got Nick Carter Yes The Insink Backstreet Boys That's Backstreet Boys

Okay well Blind items It's coming up quite a bit that I think there's going to be some real bad things coming out about Nick Carter here very soon. Because Aaron Carter had a rough year last year. Well, Nick Carter is going to have a very rough year. What's he doing?

What's he doing? Oh, no, no, no, no. He's caught in the wave of sexual misconduct. Oh, that's kind of bad. I forgot briefly about that kind of relentless bad that is happening. A kind of relentless, never-ending onslaught of bad, yeah. But with who? What is it?

What happened? Oh, yeah. Oh, it's R. Oh, no. Groupies, yeah. Yeah, backstage after shows. Like when he was a backstreet boy? Yeah.

Yeah. That's rough, man. Well, you know what? What else did he have going for him at this point? Cart him off the jam. Box them up and ship him out. Throw them in the river. All right, it's time for bite.

Oh. It's so good at this. All right. And this is in the realm of the top chef, kind of sort of somewhat. Great. This foreign-born A-List celebrity chef is about to see his food empire crumble to the ground unless he gets a cash infusion. His last loan from a foreign-born permanent A-List celebrity has not been paid back, which has caused a rift between the pair. Bobby Flanjiazza de Laurentius?

No. No, good guess, though. She's not permanent A-list, I guess. Foreign-born, foreign-born. She might say materiel, but I'm not sure if she's foreign-born. Yeah, a little bit per-cha. Foreign-born celebrity chef. Paul Hollywood?

Oh, no, we're talking like the most famous foreign-born celebrity chef. I'm way too in the chef weeds. Famous foreign-born... The most famous celebrity chef of probably last. five, ten years. I'm like thinking, I mean, Emerald is fucking American. I got Bobby Flay. Harry Battali, he's definitely American.

British. Oh, Gordon Ramsey? Going broke. No. And the man who gave him alone, David Beckham. Huh? Ooh, I want to watch him kiss. That's not what this is about.

I'm sorry. Not what this is about. I, no. But his children are so beautiful. Oh, please follow him on Instagram. I love that he loves his children so much and his children love him so much. Good.

Yeah, I've been meaning to give him a chance ever since people convinced me that he's not mean to the children on Master Chef Jr. I think he's very nice to the children on Matt. I think he's very encouraging. Yeah. He knows when it be mean

because those people on Master Chef are adults and they should be able to handle it. Yeah. I can't believe he's going broke. He has so many television shows. Yeah, I don't know. You never know it with people like that. You never know where they put their money.

How does that happen? People just, how do, like, I wonder this every time a celebrity goes broke. I'm like, what did you do? You can spend a lot of money really fast if you're not careful. Yeah. Yeah. They buy big houses. They do bad investments.

You know, like they'll put all their money into, like, this one big restaurant. That restaurant fails. They lose everything. Yeah. Oh, I feel bad. I love Gordon Ramsey, even when he's yelling, because he's very mean to the adults. But I think that he's very nice to the kids. Well, this other one is, we got two today.

This other one's, it's not necessarily juicy. It's a little dangerous. Ooh. Ooh. This. Sexy dangerous? No, no, not sexy. The man involved is not, nor has he ever been sexy.

I don't know. Jackie might have found him sexy at one point. I mean, you never know. Actually, both of your taste in men is somewhat suspect at times. It's a little bit unpredictable. Jay, Molly, I would say I would, it's pretty. safe bet you never found this man's sexy. Okay. This former A-plus-less singer who hit A-plus-less solo and in a group somehow crossed a Mexican

drug cartel leader he was doing business with. Now the singer is being forced to come up with $10 million or his famed business will be shut down. Brian McKnight. Famed singer. What else do we know about him besides the fact that he's a famed singer? Fame singer. He's got a string of restaurants. called Cabo Wabo. Cabo Wabo. That's a dumb fucking name.

I believe it's called the Cabo Wabo Cantina. I don't know this. So I'm going to assume Mexican drug cartel. I'm going to assume he's Hispanic? He's not Hispanic. But a lot of the Cabo Wabo Cantinas are in Mexico, which is how he got involved with the Mexican cartels. Wow.

So in a group. In a group. It's not Mexican. A plus. He was the second... Justin Timberlake. No, no, no, no. We're talking 80s here.

80s. He was the second singer in this group, but this group had hits with both singers. And... My shirt. And he's not sexy. My shirt. Your shirt? I can't see your shirt.

Sting! No? Sting is sexy. And the police only had one singer. Oh. The other one. Um, oh. I can feel it crawling in any...

Oh. Bill Collins. Absolutely. No? Phil Collins does not own a chain of restaurants called Cabo Wabbo Cantina. Who knows in this life, Marcus? Who knows? Who knows? That was a good guess, Jackie. That was pretty great, though.

It was pretty great. But I'm pretty sure Genesis also only had one singer. This is like a band, and a lot of people have, like, they have very strong feelings towards one lead singer or another in this rock band. I want to get the answer right to you cannot tell us, but I'm coming up empty. Is it one of those hair ones with the slash? They have, not with the slash, but it is one of those hair ones. You guys know these things.

I don't know these things. Is that the one with the hat? No, that's slash. That's. I only know slash. Not Bon Jovi. They have only one. Stephen Tyler.

They started in the 70s, contemporaries of Aerosmith. They started in the 70s, moved on to the 8th. still did stuff in the 90s, but had two different lead singers. And there's much contention as to which lead singer was actually better. Peter Gabriel. We already did that. That's all I know. I got nothing.

I'll give you. This hint may get you. He can't drive 55. He can't drive. I feel like I'm. the fucking jeopardy contestant that just lost a bunch of money because he said gangsters paradise instead of gangsters paradise. Yeah, I feel like humiliated as somebody who likes 80s hair.

He can't drive 55. I know the song. I don't know who sings it. Yeah, yeah. I got the Eagles! I've got to enjoy it and just kind of let you might hit it eventually. This is like it kind of feels like a thousand monkeys on a thousand typewriters type of situation. Give me another song.

What was a... Hearder. It's on the twister soundtrack. Uh-huh. Jackie. Natalie. Natalie would know this. Can I call a friend?

I'm about to fucking cheat, Marcus. I got a computer here. And the key is he's not attractive. We're on the honor system. Journey. No, no, no. Good guess. Good guess.

Kansas. No, no, no, no, no. You guys are, you're circling around every band except for this one. Remember they had their first lead singer, tall man, lots of hair, like to jump around a lot. Wear spandex. Um, Twisted sister? No. God damn it.

Who do you just describe? You just described the lead singer of Tristed Sister exactly. I did also describe, yes, I did describe D.S. Yes, but no makeup. Well, I guess sometimes you wore a little bit of eyeliner. but he was replaced by another fatter lead singer who is the man who owns Cabo Wabo Cantina. Not meatloaf.

Meatloaf was never in a group, wasn't he? So he's fat. He's fat. He got fatter over the years. Big goatee. I'm starting to think that y'all might not have any idea who this person is, even if I tell you. I think we might not know.

I'm worried. You know about November. November rain. I now know November rain. Yes. If everybody's happy about it. Jackie did send me a text saying November rain is fucking great. How did I never hear this before?

Yes. Which is a fucking mystery that all of us are trying to work on. I don't know. I appreciate your honesty, Jackie. A lesser woman would have just been like, oh yeah, I know that song. So. You know I'm not a lie. If I am nothing, I am honest.

The band, I'm going to give you the band. Just going to go give you the van. Van He-Hen-Havis. Oh. Bon Jovi. The second lead singer, Sammy Hagar. Sammy Hagar is the answer. Never in a hundred million years when I have guessed it.

Yeah, that was hard. Wait, who was the other one? Is Bon Jovi in that one? No, David Lee Roth. Ah, what's your one is Bon Jovi in? Bon Jovi. That's it? John Bon Jovi is in Bon Jovi.

John Bon Jovi is. He doesn't have another band. No, he's only been in Bon Jovi. And even if he was a solo artist, he'd just be John Bon Jovi. Tough of him. I like that about him. That's actually very egotistical. All the rest of the guys had to agree to it.

Oh, okay. Fair enough. So Sammy Hagar is going to get. get the old Colombian necktie? Actually, it looks like he's probably just going to have to give up Cabo Wabo Cantina. To the cartel. Oh, no.

Not Cabo Wabo. Yeah. But it's just, and where it is, there's got to be one here. There's got to be. Yeah, yeah, yeah. There's one in Lake Tahoe. One in Las Vegas. One on Hollywood Boulevard.

You can go to Cabo Wabo if you want, Jackie. I got to go before it closes down. Just like, oh, I never got to go to Gaffietti's restaurant in fucking Times Square. Yeah, none of us got to have the. fucking fresh from the source donkey sauce. It already closed. Closed on New Year's Day. I knew it was going to close, but I didn't know what it actually closed.

How sad. Can you imagine spending New Year's Eve at the last night of Guy Fiatty's restaurant? Oh my God, that would have been magical. I would have covered myself in fucking donkey sauce at midnight. At the end of the night, Guy Fietti makes a toast thanking everyone for being a part of this journey. Oh, it's so sad. And he didn't do anything wrong. He didn't.

Yeah, he's got, he's going to be fine, though. He's got every other damn show is his show on television. He's going to be totally fine. I love him so much. Well, Sammy Hagar, give the restaurants to the cartel. Don't put up a fight. Oh, yeah, they go kill him. And that's our lasting words of wisdom on this week's page seven.

Thank you very much, everyone, for listening. I've seen Breaking Bad. And please, and please, remember, we got to get Gunt to happen, guys. Get out there and vote. hashtag Gunt Gaines.