Page 7 - Episode 237: I'd Sit on It!

Episode Date: January 18, 2018

Jackie, Molly & Marcus talk about the difference between the Hallmark Channel & Lifetime, tuna sacks and the newest baby West; on today's list - the official Page 7 2018 Celebrity Death Pool! Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

I'm in the corner watching you kiss up. Oh, I'm right over here. Why can't you see me? Oh. Man, I have been listening to so much early Robin. Yes, please. Dude, she's amazing. I always feel so left out when I can't join in on the sing-along.

Oh, man. I mean, I can't even sing it. I can't do it. Oh, my God. I love early Robin. Robin. Which one's Robin? She does call your girlfriend.

Yeah. And dancing on my own, which is the one that Jackie was just singing. And early Robin, like even earlier, early, early Robin was show me love. I have two friends who walked down the aisle to that. Yeah, it was good. But I, like, man, I was, like, late to Robin. Me too. It was a tragedy.

Like, it was, I'm sitting in here in, like, 2013 being like, does everyone want to dance to Robin? And they're like, we've been doing it for the last year and a half. Where have you been? But she is, like, She is, like we were talking recently about how Katie Perry, the Katie Perry album with all of the hits on it is so damn good. Robin is like fucking perfect.

Like she is the perfect pop star. If Katie Perry is like, that album of Katie Perry's is really good. But damn if Robin's songs aren't like just like platinum level for pop music. God damn, so good. Robin the Swede? Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. She's real hot and big.

blonde and she's got short hair. It just makes me feel good about dancing on my own, you know? Yeah, and also, right, the song Dancing on My Own is something, I think about the lyrics to that song a lot. She's definitely just in either a party or a club, watching the person that she's in love with make out with someone else and just, like, sinking further and further into despair. Is the song fun? Oh, yeah.

Yeah, it is fun. That's why I just wish I had the beat behind me because in my, brain, it's just the whole, it's the whole experience. And I just can't sing the way she can. It's interesting. It is, it's very fun, but very sad, which is, like, definitely the type of music that I like. I like it to be sad. It needs to be sad, but I also want it to be fun sometimes. Yeah, well, Jackie, you sing like Jackie, and that's all you need. Thank you. Even as I was singing, it's like, I shouldn't be singing this song. This is the song you sing

when you're alone. Because she's very, like, yeah, she's very, like, ethereal and she's She's not throaty. No, throaty. Yeah, I like being throaty. Wait a minute. So she had three albums, one called Body Talk Part 1, then Body Talk Part 2, then just Body Talk? She's not the most inventive, I guess. Well, they all came out on the same, oh, three mini albums over the course of 2010.

But why would Body Talk be after Body Talk Part 1 and Body Talk Part 2? It was body talk. Sometimes it's called like Body Talk Part 3. Blame her publicist, Marcus. I mean, it's a good question. I would imagine she probably argued pretty hard for this. I don't think her record company wanted to say yes to this. This horribly confusing way of naming albums.

Fucking look at her. I would give her whatever she wanted. You're right. She's mesmerizing. Also, other sad music talk, again, I'm late to the game. the first Lord album, throwing it out there, I was not into. The new Lord album,

good God, I love it. Really? Oh, my God. So Holden McNeely from Wizard and the Bruiser and Roundtable. He's always, we're always exchanging girl pop music. And he was like, please listen to the Lord of them. Really? Oh, that's all, yeah, that's all we talked.

He does not tell any of us, any of the rest of us about that at all. Oh, all of my music is from Holden McNeil. I wasn't surprised when you said that, even though I didn't know it before you said it. I was like, okay, Holden does that. I didn't know it, but it is definitely something that is omitted from our conversations. Well, he is a goop for it.

And he was listening to this. He was like, please listen to it. Please listen to it. And then I started listening to it halfway through because it's about loneliness and just like a despair, but it's also very, it's like some of the songs are really upbeat, though. Okay.

And I, Markle of him, I'm crying. And I was like, why would you tell me to listen to this right now? And it was fabulous. Well, isn't Lord like the, I love that song. Or she does that, give me my royals, royals. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, it's a great song. Yeah, I like that song, too.

It's one of those few songs that comes on in a supermarket or a bodegger. or a cab, you're like, okay, yeah. I dig it, I'm digging, I'm good. You can strut to it. It's a good strutter. Yeah, yeah, I kind of like Lord. I felt like I, I felt like I wasn't sure if there was a reason that I shouldn't like her.

Like, you know what I mean? Like, she was a bit of a controversial figure. For reasons I don't know. She was so young. That's why, she's very, very young. I think she's even now, I think she's like 22 or something. Wow, she was born in 96. Yeah.

She's 21. Yeah, yeah, she's very young. But it's just like, man, I was, I've just been really, into it, there's a song called liability, and it made me just Oh, it's so good. You have to listen to it. Great. It's great.

I'll listen to Lord. I'm always looking for meaningful pop music. It's meaningful. And also, Holden McNeely fucking cries to it. At Holdenade or so. Yeah. I love that we share pop music together. It's kind of cutie.

Yeah, that's nice. Me and him just talk about Stinky Dinky, which if you want to know more about Stinky Dinky, go listen to the latest episode, A Roundtable of Gentlemen. I can't get it out of my head now. I can't get it out of my head either. Molly. Sorry, I haven't heard of the latest episode. To give you a little bit of background on this, and I guess we're just going to be talking about this on every fucking show this week.

It's a network-wide policy. Well, there's, okay, do you know the John Ligizamo movie, The Pest? It was an awful movie in the mid-90s. It was a huge bomb. It has like 9% on Rotten Tomatoes. It's widely considered one of the worst movies of the 90s. John Leguizmo, he just pretty much acts extremely annoying for an hour and a half and we're supposed to like it. Sounds about right.

But the whole movie starts with like a two and a half minute rap that he wrote himself and performs himself. Most of it is him in the shower. and he plays different characters throughout. Like he does like kind of an Egyptian thing, and he does like that, yeah, yeah, yeah, nah, nah, yeah. Yeah, with his underpants on his head with a rubber ducky sticking out of the peepie hole.

Uh-huh, yeah. He does a Jerry Lewis, which obviously the first cut was him doing a very offensive Chinese accent, and the studio made him go back and do it again. That's my own personal theory. But the weirdest one out of all of them, And I figured something else out about this on Monday morning after I woke up and watched it first thing. Because we talked about it around like I'd spent like all day, like Saturday all day,

watching it, thinking about it, this one part where he's dressed up like Dracula. And at first I thought he was just saying, I'm stinky dinky. And he's farting the whole time. You know what? I'm just going to play it for you. I also implore everyone at home to watch it. It is ridiculous.

And I don't know why I remember that from the pest because I remember nothing from the pest because why would you? But you remembered it? No, I didn't remember it. Oh, you didn't remember it. No one remembered anything about this. All right. Let's just listen to this one part with him dressed up as Dracula in the shower,

dancing around. Like you know exactly where it is in the video. Yeah, it's a minute 19 in. Jesus Christ. All right. Exactly as you described it. And it's also, what is it, like three and a half minutes long? It's almost three minutes long.

It's too long. It's way too long. Way, way, way, way too long. But I was thinking about it, and then I woke up on Monday morning and watched it, like, first thing. And then I saw that there was a fan-made recreation of this whole. horrible sequence. And then I watched that. And then I realized he's not saying I'm stinky dinky.

He's doing the count from Sesame Street. He's saying he, and you know how I said, like, why is he making the P sign? Yeah. That's not a P sign. That's too stinky dinky. I still don't get it. One stinky dinky. Uh, uh, uh, uh.

Two stinky dinky. Uh, uh, uh. But he's still saying, he's doing the count, but he's still saying, stinky dinky. We don't, well, it's like, he's farting the whole time.

Did you hear the farting? Oh yeah. Yeah. You don't need to play it again. And you know, I hate fart sounds and I hate the word stinky. Dude,

this is really a nightmare for you. So this is like the worst thing for, like, this is like, like, you're like, so this is like the worst thing for you to hear this. Yes. Like you just hate this.

Yeah. Oh, uh, oh, uh, we hate it. So much. So much.

Well, yeah, and that was like kind of, like, I felt elated when I figured out that he was doing the count, and he was saying one stinky dinky, two stinky dinky. And it's, like, it really is. Like, I've been waking up, Carolina in the middle of the night, like, from the other, because she goes to bed earlier than I do. Like, the other night I told the story at Roundtable, I was in the living room, texting with Holden laughing about it like I was just like fucking shrieking with laughter and I just hear from the other room are you laughing at stinky dinky again?

Like yeah yeah she's taking it all in stride with good nature she's very good nature about all of this especially because she's the one that has to hear it like when I like figure it out like oh my god it's too stinky dinky it's too stinky but the revelation you had just makes it all doesn't make it any clearer. It makes it more confusing. Well, it still doesn't read because it's obvious after listening to it, again, it's obvious that he's in the video he's wearing these fake Dracula teeth. And it's obvious that this whole thing was recorded in his studio beforehand.

He wasn't recording this live on set. That means that the reason why it's so, you know, unintelligible is because he wore the stupid Dracula teeth while he was recording it in the studio. Because he's that much of a fucking idiot. That's why. Yeah, Ed made a good point on the roundtable. The set's just silence. Very upset about the whole thing.

It has to be. Everyone on the set is just like staring with furrowed brown. Now it's the stinky-dinky way. You know, I really don't think I nailed the stinky-dinky part that time. And it also had to be so many different shots. because half of them they keep going back to his feet and showing him dancing and there's just like one weird part where there's like two other people in the shower dancing with him doing like a weird chorus line thing.

But just their feet. Just their feet. And they don't show up at all otherwise. It's very upsetting. The whole thing is very, very upsetting. I just like that you're so brutally obsessed with it. What has it been six days, Marcus? Four.

It's been four days. That's a lot of stinking. I feel back for Carolina. It's a stinky-dinky week at your house. Yeah, it has been a pretty stinky-dinky week. She's, her patience is running thin. Yeah, you know, yeah, well, that's fun. She's shown enough good nature so far.

I've decided it's time to not talk about stinky-dinky in the house. Yeah, right. I don't think. No fucking way. I don't think I have any more to say about stinky-dinky. I don't think there's any other, oh, what if there's IMDB triv. you about Stanky-Danky. I didn't even... I can't believe you haven't done this yet, Marcus.

I know. I really... Oh, my God. When I was a kid, I had a list of celebrities who I had seen in real life, because not that many when you're from Dubuque, Iowa. But when we went to New York for a vacation once, when I was in sixth grade, we saw John Liguizamo on the street,

and it was, like, very exciting for my family. Even though in sixth grade, I don't even know if I was familiar with any of John Luezama's work, but he was like, so John Lagozamo was like number one on my list of celebrities who I had seen in real life. How was he? Did he seem like an asshole? You know, it was like real, it was a fleeting spotting.

I bet he's fun to be around. Yeah, I would imagine so. Yeah, he seems like an interesting fella. Yeah, he seems, I've always had a soft spot for him because of having seen him. But I, oh, yeah, I feel like whenever I see him in something, I'm like, oh, it's John Ligua Zambo. Like, I'm fine. I'm pleasantly surprised to see him. The screenplay was written in three days.

that makes sense And it was in the theater For only four more days than that I wonder what the budget was Well you've seen it right I feel like I've no I never have I think it was always on HBO because I've never sat and watched the entire thing But I've definitely seen a good amount of it

I remember what I remember trying to watch it And I remember like it being from like from you know when I was a kid Being one of those movies it was like so bad It made me angry for what wasting my time watching it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That was, this, okay, this is, Jesus, this is, this is the synopsis.

Let's say, hit it. Comedian John Leguizamo plays a Puerto Rican con artist in Miami, Florida, named Pestario Rivera Garcia Picante Salza Vargas, also known as Pest, who agrees to be the human target for a neo-Nazi-Gernsey, manhunter for a $50,000 reward. I didn't expect neo-Nazis to be involved. Nope, and it's, I did watch the trailer at the very least,

and it is Jeffrey Jones from Beetlejuice, the father from Beetlejuice and the didler. The didler. And he's speaking in a horrible German accent the entire time. Oh, God. He is not, he's not good at it at all. Topical, man, bring back the pest.

We're talking about neo-Nazis. And there's a diddler involved, so I feel like all of this has come full circles. Very topical. Here's some of the reviews. This film is utterly without discipline or focus in a way that, to one shame, one eventually finds oddly endearing. That's nice, though. That's a nice thing. I think that's the nicest way you could describe the pets.

I think so. The script and leg was almost talents don't mesh, so the actor comes off as more offensive than funny. I do remember him there. in the trailer, in the trailer him at a Hibachi restaurant doing a bad accent he's being a bad boy.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I think there's a lot of that in the entire room. This one was bad. Obviously, someone must have told Leguizamo he's a comic genius. Whoever did that wasn't a good friend. Oh, that's so mean.

It costs 17 million dollars to make guess how much it made how much 3.5 Yikes, slowly. But didn't they sell it? Wasn't it on Broadway? No, well, I think there was a, like, Spike Lee took another chance on him

and let's see here. I think he made something else called The Freak. Oh, see, I thought that those were the same thing, but I guess they're not. No, Freak is, that's his one-man show. Oh, okay. Yeah. Honestly, $3 million for what you said

It was in the theater for seven days total That ain't so bad I guess, you know, home video sales Rentals I've never seen his stand-up or anything though It's fine I liked him in Super Mario Brothers He was very fun in Super Mario Bros.

He was great Super Mario Brothers Strangely enough, that was like his only serious role He didn't really joke around a whole lot as Luigi No, but it's also weird because he's definitely Hispanic Yeah He's not a Italian by any stretch of the imagination. Casting director was like,

eh, closer to that. He's different, huh? I'll slap him in there. My name of Luigi, whatever. I don't think that John Linguzaum ever imagined anyone would talk about him this much. Ever. On two different shows on the same network, the continuation. He's like sending out press releases with links to these shows.

Well, he's got a, he's got a, show on Broadway right now. He's doing great. Yeah, I feel as a stage actor, I think that's where he's had his most success. I hope that he would be proud to know that he was on my list of celebrities at the top. Yeah, he does one-man shows on Broadway, so he's...

God luck was almost fine. Yeah, and I think he's an actual actor, despite this movie. He's not an actor. Isn't he? His his one-man shows, I think, are very good from what I hear, like they're heartfelt and funny and all that. But

But acting wise, he has, oh, wow, he's in the new Waco. Oh, that's right. Yeah, I did a promo for the new Waco miniseries. He's in it. Interesting. What does he do? I'll watch the hell out of that. I have no idea, but yeah, he plays a man named Robert Rodriguez.

All right, well, at least he's Hispanic this time. He was in John Witt, too. He was in, let's see here, Spawn. Of course, he was in Spawn. We all know that, yeah, yeah. Do you ever watch Spawn, Molly? I did not. It's not up your alley

It's not up your alley No, no, no, no, no You're fine Should I watch John Wick? Weren't you a big John Wick person? John Wick is so good He was in both John Wick movies Yes, and I haven't seen the second one

I'm sure it's just as much fun But John Wick must It's a mist Okay Oh yeah, he was an Ice Age He's done fine Yeah, he's done very fine for himself Oh, he was great in ice

He was played the little sloth Yeah, he was the sloth He was great I really liked Ice Age though Yeah. Because, you know, I also love, Deborah! Oh, my little Ray Romano crush

comes back again. I don't think it ever went away. No, it never will. It's under the surface at all times. Waiting to come out. My God, I just want to feed him some linguine. A little bit of mustard. Speaking of sitcoms from that era,

have we slash should we talk about the return of Rosam? Oh, is that happening? It's happening. I saw a commercial for it, like a very epic commercial where they were like all gathering around for a table read and it was like the same cast. So is it like Grandma Roseanne? I believe so, yeah. Yeah.

Because I follow the girl that's in Shameless, whatever her name is on Instagram and she's the she's one of the girls in it. Question is John Goodman in it? Oh, yeah. Ah, so I guess that that dispels from the very end of the season or the very end of the series. Remember? Spoiler alert. Spoiler alert. I just recently got all of the DVDs for Christmas.

Because you've been meaning to watch the whole thing, but you have. That's how I am too. I've been meaning to. I know, like, people are so, especially, like, I feel like people, I think I had a friend who wrote something in college about, like, Rosanna's, like, a working class text. Like, people are so passionate about it as being, like, the only show at that time that portrayed, like, economic insecurity, you know? Oh, yeah.

It was all about that. It was definitely a working class show. Yeah. That was the whole point of it. But I never got into it. And now, and I always felt like I should. And now I feel like, should I? Even though Roseanne now is like a bit of a macadamia nut.

She's got her issues, you know. She definitely has her issues. But she is, of course, I think, you know, I, you know, a comic, you know, genius from the past. But I feel like people are going to have real strong feelings about the return of Roseanne, but I guess none of us have, since none of us have strong feelings about the original Roseanne. I'm going to get there. I've got a lot of work to do.

I'll look forward to what you say in your analysis. I feel like I should start on this project as well. That's the funny thing about like those DVD sets now. Is it like the whole, like, it used to be like a DVD set like that. It's like, oh my God, would you spend like $500? And now it's like, yeah, I don't even think, I don't own a DVD player, so I'm going to have to figure out how to watch it. Yeah.

I'll figure it out. You gotta get like a, I think I can get like an adapter that plugs into your computer. That's sad. Just because I gotta watch Roseanne. I'm pretty sure Roseanne is all on Netflix though or Hulu. It's absolutely on Netflix. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But I didn't want to say that when I'm opening up the guest.

Like, I can watch it somewhere else. You ever heard of Netflix? No, I was very gracious about it. And I'm excited to do it. Yeah, I'm excited for you to do it as well. Thank you. And maybe I'll do it. Yeah, do it with me.

Come on. Do it. Let's do it before it comes out. Although I would be, because of the way that my brain works, I would be more inclined to watch Party of Five before Roseanne. I don't know why. I love Bernie Five. I miss Party of Five.

Like you want to rewatch it? I shouldn't. There's other things I got to watch. You just finished it. Probably too soon to rewatch it. That's been a couple of months, but I'm still rocking that dark lipstick, baby. Like Neve? Just like Neve.

Just like Nev. Just like Nev. I did also recently watch the movie Neighbors. Have you guys seen this fucking movie? Who is in it? So it's James Belushi's last movie. And it's James Belushi. Wait, John Belushi or Edgroyd.

James Belushi. Oh, interesting. Oh, John Belushi. I'm sorry. I thought maybe James Belushi was his last movie because he stopped making movies and then continued to be alive and just made TV shows. Oh, he's doing good.

He was great in the new season of Twin Peaks. Oh, really? Yeah, he was actually awesome. Oh, okay. Go fam. They had some very funny lines. Yeah, he was a great actor. Because I've seen him on some sitcoms lately, and he...

Yeah, I thought that he was more of the disappointment brother. But I'm glad to hear that he was good and to impeach. Yeah, well, you got David Lynch behind you. You're going to do a good job. Hell yeah. Have you seen the movie neighbors? No. Dude, it is weird.

I'm going to go ahead and say it is, like, the precursor of mother. Wow. I think it's like the beginning of mother. That reminds me how I have a DVD of Mother I want to watch. Got to watch it. Get out of my house! It's just these people, but right before, when they were about to shoot, they decided Dan Aykroyd and John Belushi decided to switch their roles.

So Dan Aykroyd plays the crazy one, and John Belushi plays the straight man. And also there's all these, like, I think I just started thinking about it because of the neo-Nazi thing. There's all these, like, because they're, like, Dan Aykroyd and his girlfriend, wife, or whatever she is in it are very Aryan. like Dan Aykroyd has bleach blonde hair and he's got like a fake tooth, but there's all these Nazi things in it, but they never say anything about it.

And there's all these things that get brought up, but they never go back to it. And it doesn't make, it was, the entire time I was like, what? Is this secretly a neo-Nazi? I really want to see this movie. It's very interesting. I just want other people because I keep bringing it up, and I have not met one person that has seen this movie.

And it's kind of, I just, I'm so dumb, by it that I don't know what to do with myself. It was made in 1981 and 63% on Rotten Tomatoes. Pretty good. Yeah. Like, especially with all these old movies, I feel like, and I don't even know how. If nothing but trouble is 8% on Rotten Tomatoes

and this movie got 63%. I don't know what's good anymore. I feel like I'll watch John Belushi and Dan Aykroyd in anything, and I'll enjoy it. It's weird. I don't even know if Enjoy It is the word to use. love movies like that. You will love it. Well, that's kind of what nothing but trouble is, where it's like, I don't know if I'm enjoying this. I'm experiencing it. Yes. It's like an

experience, because there's nothing worse than like a, like a boring, mediocre movie or TV show or whatever, you know. Oh, it keeps you guessing. Yeah. It really makes no sense. Yeah, because I like those movies. It's like kind of a weird peek into somebody else's brain and like a, and it's also kind of interesting to see you create a process that. that just fails. Yes. It's like they really tried for something ambitious

and it just didn't quite work. You can learn things from that. Yeah, it really didn't work. It was also, it was based on a book as well and it was like, I can't even imagine that this is a book. You gotta read the book now.

I guess I have to read the book now. I hate that I'm so obsessed with it's all I can think about. It's my stinky dinky. And I just keep replaying things right. I'm like, ha. But that's the exact sound I made afterwards. I was just like,

Huh. Well, it was a movie. I was definitely interested the entire time, just hoping something was going to make sense. Guys, I don't know how we miss this. I don't know how we haven't been talking about this the entire time. But you know what tonight is the return of? Yes. Riverdale. I know!

Guys, as everyone listened to our last week's episode, I was so excited to be in town. I literally got drunk. My friends were like, you know, Riverdale starts next Wednesday, and it was like, well, I guess I'm moving my flight. And I literally moved my flight so I could watch Riverdale with my friends and not alone in L.A. Which is the sad, I am going to admit this here and now, so that I can watch it with other people. I think he did the exact right thing. The saddest reason to move a flight. It was such a waste of money.

My story. Is it a waste of money, guys? No, you did the right thing. It's a communal experience. I can't sit and be horny by myself right when I get back to L.A. Yeah, mid-season premiere, whatever the fuck that means. Yep, mid-season premiere. Yeah, because that's what they do.

I think they've always kind of done this. Yeah. Or they split it into two parts. I don't know Lost used to always do this. Really? This is not a new phenomenon. No, this is not a new thing. Yeah, they do it like two or three months in between.

Or I guess they only did a month. I know, but remember when we said January 17th, we're like, Oh, my God. It's so far away. It's just like, oh, guys, getting older, huh? No. No. Blinket.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That's it. That's absolutely it. Well, huh. My back hurts.

I hurt my back. I hurt my back. You know how I hurt my back? Sleeping. Yeah. Turned 35 on Friday. So this is just where it's going, where it's crawling to. It's not running.

No, it's not running. Oh, it's creeping. I have social plants. And I almost rearranged them so that I could be at home to watch Riverdale. You probably should. I know. Because I'm going to Marco Polo your ass and you're going to, I'm going to tell all the spoilers. You better not. You better not. I didn't spoil you when you were three hours behind.

I know, you're right. And I appreciate that. You can Marco Polo me, but you can't do any spoilers. You can just give me emotions that you're feeling. All right. I'll give you all the emotions. God, I hope I'm done with work by the time it comes on. Because if I'm not done, then I have to wait all the way till tomorrow to watch it. You can't. Because it goes all the, yeah, because it doesn't, it takes like a full day. a half for it to show up on a Google Play. Yeah. This is ridiculous because they know we're foaming at the mouth.

Why don't they just do it that night? I don't know. It should be right after it starts. It should be at the same time. We are a generation of needing what we want when we want it. No! Comey, comey, cover, cover, copy. I'm so excited.

I feel like I need to study for it, though. Like, I don't really remember what... Well, we'll have to listen to our last Riverdale Roundup. Yeah, you'll have to go listen to because, yeah, Riverdale Roundup starts back next week. Love it. I'm so excited. Riverdale Roundup starts next week. And it's like, and I kind of feel like we could do a preview, but, you know, it's only

going to be about three minutes if we talk about it. But there's, I'm reading a, reading a synopsis of what's coming up in the trailer, what's coming up this season, and, oh, there's going to be a fight. Is it juicy? There's problems. Are, is Archie and Betty going to fuck? Are they going to fuck? No.

People are having problems here. I think that Archie and Betty's little flame up has. has come and gone. All Archie and Betty's flame up, all it is, it's leverage for Cheryl Blossom, and that's going to be, it's going to be a small little thing. It's going to be a little tink in the series,

or a little tink in Archie's day, but I think Cheryl's going to back off. I think this is going to be mostly a Cheryl thing and not necessarily an Archie and Betty thing. God, I saw that Cheryl Blossom's going to be at some, someone posted on the Facebook page of, like, she's going to be at some Comic-Con. I was like, should I go?

Maybe I'll go. I just want to see your lips in person. Are they real? I think they're real, guys. But also what we haven't talked about yet is new baby West. Is it born? It is, it has come. It has risen.

It will come again. You know what? It kind of seems like, no, there wasn't as much fanfare with this one. Because I hadn't heard about this at all. It's because she had a surrogate. So I think that no one, like, watch should be like, how fat did she get when she's pregnant? Yeah, that's exactly.

When there's no fat watch for Kim Kardashian, the whole pregnancy just went right by the radar. She had a baby girl. Kim Kay was in the room when the baby girl was born. But the question is, what are they going to name her? What are they going to name her? So we got North and Saint. And Saint. And Saint.

I have to embarrassingly admit that I kind of like the name Saint. Saint. Yeah, I know you guys, don't make that face at me, Jack. Jackie, we had a real level. I'm sorry. You're like, it's a cute name, you know. It's a cute name, but imagine St. West being 32. I know.

Yeah. Because that's what you always, when you're naming a kid, you always got to imagine, like, what is this, when this person meets someone else, they introduce themselves at like 32, 38, 46, how's it going to sound? Yeah, if they're like an accountant and they're sending an email.

He's not going to be an account. He's not going to be an account. He's not going to be an account. But, you know, names, unconventional names like that are not, they're not exclusive to the rich and famous. Yes, that's true. I think I just, there's like the very latent, not actually raised Catholic, but Catholic adjacent part of me, always thought saints were really cool. So I think that that's why I think that saint is like a cool thing, although it's perhaps a little bit, you know,

presumptuous. Presumptuous. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Also gives everyone a built-in joke when he asks. up. He's no sate. That's true. Except anyone that says it will be immediately fired.

I'm sorry, I just need to peg it back real fast, speaking of pegging. Talking about Winnipeg. That's pretty good. Pretty good. Just real quick, Riverdale. Have you been training with Ben? I know. I've been around them too much. That's the fucking problem.

Just quick other Riverdale news, there has been a rash of graffiti, of Riverdale graffiti in Winnipeg, of people tagging everything with the Southside Serpents, like snake, and just writing like S-S-S on everything, which is also scary, a neo-Nazi. But it's, you know, it should be three S's. This picture is three S's. It is three S's.

I'd rather have, I'd rather have Riverdale graffiti than Neo-Nazi graffiti any day. Of course, we'd all wrap up. Serpents misspelled on like a huge garage. It says, S-R. P-E-N-T-S. I mean, they just, they tagged a bunch of stuff, and I also just like, I kind of wish I had done it. Is Winnipeg where they film?

I don't know. Yeah, why Winnipeg? It might be, because I did find out that Winnipeg is actually where a lot of those Hallmark movies are filmed. Yeah. Yeah, I got a tweet from someone that after we talked about it. Yeah, that was awesome. Thank you very much.

Yeah, it's actually a lot of them, they said at any one time, there are two Hallmark movies filming in Winnipeg. What a town. Speaking of Hallmark, did you see that they're coming out with a Prince Harry, Megan Markle love story? Oh, wait, no, it's Lifetime. I'm sorry, it's on Hallmark, it's Lifetime. Actually, no. No, no, no, they're not the same.

No, they're very different. They may be two sides of the same coin. I would say they use the same button. Lifetime movies are less, well, I used to watch Lifetime movies like daily in high school and haven't since then. but at the time they were not nearly as what it sounds like feel good as Hallmark ones. Yeah, like Lifetime movies, there's a lot more drama. 16 and pregnant, that was my favorite one. Yeah, 16 and pregnant, like they have more reality-based shows,

even though that's, you know, a relative term. Hallmark is nothing but feel good all the time. And mostly it's, you know, like Cheryl feeling good. You know, Cheryl that lives in Winnipeg. Yes. Probably about like 58. Yeah. I have a question.

We've talked about how Candice Cameron Bray. Burray. Oh, Bray. Also, thank you listeners. Candice Cameron Bray is in lots of hallmark movies, but is it also true based on the commercials I've been seeing that Lori Loughlin, Aunt Becky from Full House is also in a lot of them? So that's interesting.

Do they have the same agent or something? I thought you were going to bring up the tuna commercial that Candice Cameron Bray is on currently. She is on that tuna commercial. That is nauseating. to be it. The idea of open up a pouch of tuna. Not just eating a pouch of tuna.

The tuna's probably good, but eating it just no bread or anything just right out of the bag in under two minutes. That's the part that upsets me. They're like, Candace, two minutes. And she's like, no time to eat. And then she's like, oh, I could eat this bag of tuna in two minutes.

It's not as uncommon as you think. There's been many, many, many a day are on the household where Carolina sits down on the couch with an open can of tuna and just fucking hot. Out of the cat. Out of the cat. Just honks it down.

Yeah, that's what I call. I call it. Oh, you're having the cat's breakfast again, huh? I mean, I have a tuna lover, too. Yeah, I'm not. Tuna's fine. And I like, you know, you mix in the tuna with, she's like, no, it's protein. It just takes me through the day.

It's all I need. I'm like, all right. Whatever you say? Go around the head. I stop at the grocery store and stare at those tuna bags. Every time I'm like, should I get one of these? And then I don't because I'm afraid that I won't eat it out of the bag. But I could always put it on a piece of it.

bread or something, but, but in, it's the under two minutes just huffin a bag of tuna, you know, in a hurry. It's just the idea of a bag of tuna that really puts me off. Yeah, a can doesn't upset me as much as a bag. So what is it, like, what is it, is it called a tuna bag? Because I'm putting in, I'm putting in tuna sack. I think it's about tuna sack. Pouch.

Oh, honey, don't forget your tuna sack before you go to work. It's like you're talking about my pussy. It's like it's attached to my body. Any of those. Any of those could be a euphemism for a vagina. You know, my... The whole tuna sacs acting up again. Conveniently packed tuna sac.

My tuna patch. I don't remember the brand it has that fish, whatever the fish is. I think it's Star Kiss. No, I found it. It's Star Kiss chunk-light tuna in water pouch. And it comes with flavors like cirracha and other bold flavors. But you know how I feel about mayo. You can't over mayo a tuna, though.

You have to use a certain amount of mayo. Oh, I thought you were saying, like, it's impossible to over mayo a tuna. That's about to object to you. Oh, it's very awesome. Sometimes I do it, and it's, like, swimming in mayo where it's, like, liquidy, and I'm just like, oh, man, well, I'm going to slurp it down. I got something for you. You're going to love this.

It's going to be great. You're going to absolutely love this. Get tuna, you eat mayonnaise. Okay. Plot those two in together in a little container. A sackle? A little sackle. You know what you plop in after that?

Pickles. Uh, almost Relish Relish Oh relish is perfect in tuna Oh yeah You know, I have a little bit of dill in it Guys

And mustard A little bit of till Yeah Mustard Oh yeah I get jassy with my tuna You mean the spice still Not just a pickle But a spice

Okay that is jazzy That is jazzy Oh I meant dill like as in The herb Oh the spice That's what I meant The spice the herb It's you know you say spice

I say herb you say herb You say spice it doesn't matter Let's call the whole thing off Except not because I love tuna because there's pampered chef, there's got this dill mix that has a little bit of garlic, a little bit of salt,

and the dill, and they got to say, Joyce. It's a Joyce herb. Are we all 95? I'm fine with it. I've got some canned salmon. I don't know what to do with.

I'm afraid it's going to be gross. Salmon cakes. Even though I love canned tuna. canned salmon. I don't know about that. Yeah, I should ask Carolina if she ever eats a can of salmon. No, I haven't seen it.

a can of salmon around the house. I mean, you can text her if you like and ask her. Because, I mean, she did live for many years before we got together. So I don't know what her canned fish experience has been for the first 33. She might eat a can of salmon. I was like, oh, well, if tuna is good, then canned salmon's probably good. And now they're just staring me down. Salmon cakes.

Yeah, salmon cakes are good. Okay, that's what I'll do. Well, let's see what the reviews say. Can Sam review? Four and a half stars out of five. Great. Wow, that is out scamming. It was so close.

It was so close. All right, it's time for the list. Who's on the list? Marcus, got to have that list. It's the beginning of the year. It's time for Celebrity Deathpool, 2018. Going to die in this year. Right up top.

Jack Nicholson. He's on it every year. Every year. For five years. We've been doing this show for a long time. year, Jack Nicholson survives. Every year. Every year.

Maybe it's all the Coke and the women. You know what? They say if you never retire, you'll die doing what you love. Yeah, I mean, that sounds great. Yeah, he keeps going. He never retires from cocaine use. No, he never retires from cocaine use, and he never retires from ladies. Yeah, baby.

Wait, is Amanda Binds on the list? Because she's having her comeback soon. She's coming back. Is she? She said she's better now, and she's coming back. and I think that's when she will pass. I think it's now or never. It's a comeback to death.

It's a comeback to die. Yeah, it's a comeback to death. I mean, okay, so let's just go through that. Let's go somebody who says, and we're going to start up in the hundreds. Okay. Like, there's some celebrities that are still alive. They're in the hundreds.

I mean, Kirk Douglas. But he was just in the Golden Globes. Oh, I saw him. He looked like a mop of a human being. It was terrifying. He needs to be put down at this level. I was really upset by watching Kirk Douglas only because I, and I was mad at my eyes.

because I was like I shouldn't be uncomfortable about old people but I was very but then I looked it up and I was like okay so he's a hundred so it's it's okay to be that old just look at his mouth you know well that's what old men do they just because the jaw gets tired after so many years of use I can't I my job will always be tight do you know who Vera Lynn is no I don't either I think I guess I suppose she is British from what I see. Yeah. Is she a part of the royal family? No, she's just a British singer.

Oh, okay. Olivia de Haveland. Early Angeny. Oh, so she's just been a low, she's been old forever, she was Melanie Hamilton and Gone with the Wind. Oh, never seen it. Yeah, never seen it either.

Yeah, I've actually never seen Gone with Wind either. I thought I was the only one. Are you there, Death? It's me, Margaret. Beverly Cleary's still alive. Yeah. Noise. Noice.

Noice. That was good. Thank you. Thank you. That was real. Oh, yeah. She's still going, dude. Hell yeah.

Good for it. But is she right. Man, you ever read any of her steamy stuff? No. She's got fairly steamy stuff as well. Older things. Oh, older things? You know that I love steamy.

Y.A. Man, when I was a kid, Y.A. was, you know, a steamy, YA books as a genre was steamy as I got, and some of them get pretty steamy. Yeah, oh yeah, there's a lot of holding hands. Yeah, a lot of kissing against locker. Kissing on the front porch.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'd imagine that would stir a young lady. Teen kissing. Hugh Downs? Oh, Hugh Downs. He's 96. He's been an old guy since I was a kid. I used to watch 2020 every Friday.

Oh, that's who Hugh Downs is? With Barbara Walters and Hugh Downs. I was a Sam Donaldson kid. There was something about it. He looked like my grandfather, and he had a very soothing voice. So by the age of five, I was watching many things I shouldn't have been watching. I have memories of certain clips. Yeah, I had my family.

We would always watch 2020 on Friday night, which makes sense if you're an adult. It's a family of nerds. I know. I know. And in retrospect now, I mean, 2020 sometimes is about, like, global events, but mostly it's, like, true crime stories. Yeah. And I think that this is where I got. my love of true crime.

But yeah, I mean, in the 90s, it was a lot of scandalous, sexy things, you know. Bob Barker's still kicking it. Wow. Still kissing? We did. Oh, well, Drew Carey's been hosting the Price is Right for a long time now. And he's doing a fantastic job.

Really? He does a bang-up job at it. Every time I see him, he makes me smile. He really does. I enjoy Drew Carey the way I enjoy Steve Harvey. Yeah, I enjoy him. When I was a kid, I read Drew Carey's books, and there are some very dark things in that,

and dirty jokes and beer. Really? Very dark. I think that was like our bathroom book. We had that like next to all the Calvin and Hobbs, but of course I'm just going to keep reading Calvin and Hobbs. Yeah, of course. Well, there's a story,

there's like a few short stories in the back that he wrote himself. And I remember enjoying them when I was a kid. I don't know how actually good they are, but there's this one short story about a Cleveland Browns jacket and this guy that keeps stealing it from the protagonist and eventually like it ends in murder, but like really weird, gruesome murder. It's really strange.

Interesting. Now I'm intrigued. Like, I'm remembering it now. And it was, I remember it, like, weirded me out when I was a kid. Like, he gets very personal in the book. Hell yeah. Yeah. Really personal.

Comedians are sad and dark as hell. Yeah. Right. Yeah. Carol Channing's still alive. Oh, good for her. Is it Carol? Is it, was she the, does she have a super?

So I'm pretty sure she talked like this. Like Mariah Carey. Ah, yes. Mariah Carey, yes. Is she on the Death West? She should, she should slap her on. 96. Yeah.

Do you know Nanette Fabre? No. Prince Philip, he's on there. I can't believe. He's still alive. 95. So it's Carl Reiner. Also 95.

I'd they put Kim Jong-un on here. It's like, who cares? That's not a celebrity of death. Ew. It's kind of, it's a bit morbid. Yeah. Doris Day. still 93.

Well, not still 93. Still alive at 93. She's only been 93 for less than a year. I didn't know she was still alive either. Henry Kissinger still alive. Bob Dole still alive. Joe Jackson. 88.

Wow. That's the Jackson 5 father. Oh, that guy. He really should. You should get out of. Yeah, there should be. A separate column on those list of people who really should die. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, because they also put like Harvey Wine.

Well, never mind. Wilford Brimley He's still alive Yeah, 982 He's the diabetes Diabetes Diabetes Diabetes

Diabetes Yeah, diabetes Yeah, diabetes Yeah, 82 he is He has been All these people have been old Since I was a young child And I'm 31

Oh, Gloria Vanderbilt Yeah man But she's spicy 93 She's still kicking and spicy I like if you have that much money It's like Don't you live forever?

Yeah You don't live forever, but you live a long time. It's like a highlander thing. You know who else is still kicking and spicy? Phil Specter. Oof. What?

Really? Yeah. A lot of examples on here of like, everybody has that example of like, well, my grandpa smoked cigarettes every day and he's fine. Like, I feel like that's how Phil Spector or Jack Nicholson being still alive. He's 77. You really can't use them as a cautionary tale towards, you know. I don't know.

But you know what? You know who lived a big, a real clean life out of imagine? Dick Van Dyke, 91. I love Dick Van Dyke. He's only 91. I don't know. I don't understand the concept of age. I think that you're right, though.

I think it's like, yeah, when you see them that old when you're young, you're just like, only 91. Because I thought it would be like 120. Because he was on like a famous black and white TV shows so it seems like it's been a while. Yeah, I mean, if you think about it, like he was 65 when we were born. Yeah. So. Already a old guy.

Yeah. Damn. But, oh, man. See, there really should be two lists. People who we won't be sad to see go. and people who should live forever. You're going to be sad to see goes, Robert Mugabe. I'm kidding.

I kid. I kid, I kid. Don King, still alive? Indifferent. That's the third column on the list is indifferent. Indifference. Oh, Loretta Lynn. 85.

Yeah. Yeah. Oh. Really? Yeah. Jerry Lee Lewis is still alive? No. No.

But what about all the kids? He's the one that fucked his cousin. Yeah. Gotcha. Married his cousin. Married his cousin. Yep, made her an honest woman. Winona Ryder.

Huh? In the movie. Oh, yeah, that's right. Great balls of fire. Great balls of fire. June Lockhart, Tommy LaSorda. Jerry Sandusky. Yikesy.

Looley. Put him on the Shudai list. See, I'm telling you. This list is a real mixed bag. Yeah, like should die, should die, should die, beloved, should die, should die. Jerry Stillers, keep him alive. Oh, forever.

Regis Philb him, keep him alive. Keep him alive. Yes, keep Regis alive. Bob Newhart, keep him alive. Definitely. He and then Dick Van Dyke can hang out. I doubt they do. They probably just sit and eat puddin and stare at a goddamn wall.

I feel like I've seen Dick Van Dyke, like, host something recently, and he's still doing well. He's got a good smile still. Oh, man. Yeah, Mel Brooks is still kicking. I would put him on this year. Yeah. I'm going to get, if I'm going to put someone, really put someone on the, I mean, I'm putting Jack Nicholson on the list. I'm quadrupling down here. Yes. Actually, I think it would be set tupling down. Yes. I'm set tumbling down on Jack Nicholson this year.

Yeah. Oh, it has to. It has to happen. I was going to ask you if either of you had just decided, okay, he's not going to die this year. No, absolutely not. No. I'll always say. Because that that's the thing is that if we say he's not going to die, then he's going to die and I don't want him to die. Okay. All right. Yeah. So he's on the death. list. Although I saw Mel Brooks not that long ago at a grocery store in L.A. Really? You crap it. Yeah.

He was old? He's old, man. I love Mel Brooks. But was he still doing his own shopping. Well, he had a helper, but he was there. He was there. He was out and about, he's 90. Yeah, yeah, he was, you know. How old is Robert De Niro? De Niro? I don't. I don't know. Let me see if he's on this list. He's not. He's not. Great.

For some reason, I associate him and Jack Nicholson as like, other. a generation. Well, yeah. I mean, really, Jack Nicholson's not on this list, even though he should be. He's not on the list? He's not on this list. That's, this list is wrong. I mean, it's a guide.

Oh, okay. It's a guide. Ed Asner, still alive. Wow. You know who I thought was dead, and I don't know why, Cloris Leachman. Uh-huh. I thought she was dead, too. Oh.

You know why? Madeline Khan. Uh-huh. I got because they're both Mel Brooks women. Uh-huh. They were both in Mel Brooks films. So that's why I got them, that's why I got it mixed up. I get that.

Clarice Leachman was recently at an award ceremony of some kind, though. So I should have known she's alive. Ooh, David Attenborough. He's sounding real old and Planet Earth, too. Oh. He said, have you watched Planet Earth, too? I haven't watched the new ones, no. It's great.

The desert one's the best one. The horse fight. Oh, the horse fight. And the fucking lizard on Snake Island. Lizard on Snake Island's pretty great. Oh, my God, and they run the way the lizard runs. It's so cute. Yeah, he's dinky, dig, dig, dig.

And then there's a bird that uses the corpses of other animals to, as bait, and they put some. on fucking puts them on spines on a cactus. Damn, I love planet Earth. Yeah, it's pretty great. I don't think it was in Planet Earth, but I'm going to say I lost about 30 minutes today watching Falcon versus Billy Goat videos. Who won?

Usually the Falcon. And if anything, but it's like, man, they can pick one up. Yeah. Oh, yeah, they can pick one up and fly away. Damn. I mean, it is, it's fun to watch. And then, like, or when they drop them and you just like watch the Billy Goat and they're like, And it like falls down the mountain, falls down the mountain.

It's kind of fun, though. Oh, why did they put Richard Simmons on this list? What? Bastards. He's 68. That's not that old. No, that's really not that old at all. But we know, we don't know.

We don't know, guys. We don't know at all. You know what we do know about. Blind items! Ah! We can't see him! The first blind item is a death item. Cool.

And a particularly sad death album. It's, or death, not death album. death item It's a sad death item because this one Is someone that we've been kind of talking about for a while And I remember the last time we had a blind item about this About a musician It turned out to be true

Oh no David Bowie This older permanent A-list country singer Has cancer And it's been hiding it for close to two years now Apparently things have taken a turn for the worse And it's not expected to live the rest of the year A man or a woman

Willie Nelson It's Willie Nelson Oh How old is he? Willie 82 I think Or 86 I love He's 83

He's 83 That'll be a sad one That's gonna be a real sad one That's a really sad one But I mean I saw him Just last year And he's still fucking Dude he puts on a great show

He puts on an awesome show Yeah his guitar work isn't as good As it could have been But still he put on a great show Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, he's had a good life. Yeah.

He's got so many kids. Yeah. He does? How many is he got? I think he's got a bunch. Yeah. But I think he was with a bunch of different women. Different mothers.

Oh, brood. Yeah, good for home. Yeah. I would. I still would. You'd still bang Willie Nelson? I think I still would. Yeah, yeah.

I think he would have a bunch of different kids with a bunch of different people. Well, I'd do that too. Sure. Who could bear that for you. Depends on what gets up in there. Do you think he still has the motion? I probably not, but I would definitely, like, at least, like, sit on his lap and give him a thrill.

Mm-hmm. I'd sit on it. After like just steamrolling a huge... Oh my God, a hogs leg. Yeah. Cheeba, cheapa, cheeba. And the other one we got today, this former A-minus list syndicated television actress

turned reality star turned celebrity is getting paid just shy of $1 million for a commercial for which she should have been paid scale. It's just another way she's helping a group of people launder money. And she's a yachter. She goes yachting quite often. Do you remember yachting for those of you who don't know? Oh, I remember yachting.

Yotten is a code term for being an extremely high-priced coal girl. God, I just want to go yachting so bad. Because they go out on a yacht. Sounds fun. And they bang. And they bang, bang. It's a bay-b-b-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-hats. Two things I like to do.

Yeah. Because they bang out on the boat. They bang out where there's no paparazzo. Oh, the paparadats! So it's reality show, but she was on a syndicated. Is it Lisa Coodro? No. It's not Lisa Coondro?

Yotter. Maybe she's yacht-bagan. Big yotter. No, no, no, no. Syndicated, she's like super hot. One of the, I mean, like, one of the... Corny Cox. No, no.

No! It's not one of those. It's not anyone from friends. Definitely not Jennifer Anderson. Definitely not Jennifer Anderson. No, no, no, no. What's her name? The one from...

Like, super hot. Like, she was in Playboy all the time. She was known as like one of the hot women of the 90s, if not the hot woman. Jenny McCarthy? No, but you're getting closer. Syndicated show. Pam Anderson.

Pam Anderson. Oh, she still looks so good. She does. But she's getting into a lot of numbers. knotty business here. What with the whole Julian Assange thing? We can't get too close into, you know, toilet flush territory here, but, you know, she's laundering money, she's getting involved with all kinds of shady characters these days. Wouldn't it be funny just to bring it just, wouldn't it be funny if, like, Pamela Anderson was, like, called before

a Senate hearing? That would be a lot of fun. Yeah. How busty she would look at her fucking, oh my God. Had one of those suit dresses on, he'd be like, bachong, a boom, go, boom. Oh, I want to watch Senator's question. I want to watch male Senator's question, Pamela Anderson. Yeah. Their table just keeps, like, the gavel keeps falling over because their dick just keeps at the top fucking thing.

Oh, God. She's one of your dream girls, right? She was, yeah, way back in the day. She was, I remember downloading a small clip from the Pam Anderson Tommy Lee sex video. It was only about

20 seconds long. It was about 3.5 megabytes took up a good, I would say third of my hard drive. Worth it. Took a day and a half to download in pieces. How did you hide that from your parents? From, oh, that computer was my computer. Oh, okay. Gotcha.

And I also had, I figured out how to hide pornography on my computer at a very young age. Yeah, I guess I did the same thing, but I always had to use the computer that was like the family computer in the middle of everything. Yeah. We had a room for the family computer. Like there was a tiny little room in our house That was like kind of like a storage room We're not really sure what it was used for

Because it seemed like something like It seemed like that's the bad boy room Because it was too small for really anything else But it was a small I guess it was a little small office So that's where the computer was And then eventually I used the computer so much The computer got put in my room It's for the best

It was like they know what you're doing Just keep it away It was for the best And in retrospect it was actually Maybe it was like strategic that they put the computer in the middle of the house to be like, no jerking it in this house, put it in the family room. They couldn't stop me.

They had three boys. I mean, you're all jerking it. Yeah, and this was in the early to mid-90s. So, you know, most of the time I was just like printing off a bunch, like the naked pictures. And my parents were like, why are we going through so much printer ink? I'm like, I have to print off all of these video game guides. which I did also have like notebooks full of video game guides. Nerd alert!

Nurt! I think that's a same thing though, right? You say nerds, they're horny. Well, secret of mana was very difficult. I needed a guide. You had to print out to that you couldn't just keep as a bookmark? Well, no, of course I couldn't because I couldn't. Had to dial up?

Yeah, I couldn't go and dial up. and you know because the computer and the super nintendo were in two different rooms I couldn't go all the way over to the computer room and check it out because I was renting Secret of Manna from KC Video over in Knox City so I had to get it in as much as I could and then just pray to God that nobody fucking wrote over my save file before the next time I could get to rent it but they always did of course they did and it was like two other kids in town because there wasn't that many kids around it was like two other kids that we're all just fucking doing dueling save files

nerd it's time for the show to end that's all we have for today's page seven we'll be back next week with another page seven and the next Riverdale Roundup Yay you yeah you yeah you yeah you yeah

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