Page 7 - Episode 254: Itchy Town

Episode Date: May 17, 2018

Jackie, Marcus & Henry goss about Rami Malek playing Freddie Mercury, Jackie's trip to DragCon and cheeky Dane Lars von Trier. Want even more hot goss? Support us on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/page7podcast Go to http://felixgrayglasses.com/page7 to try a pair of Felix Gray glasses today! Thanks to Quip for sponsoring this episode. Get your first refill pack free at http://getquip.com/page7 Beach Bum, Deuces Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

I don't like it. I have a question. All right, so I was reading a thing on a post on Instagram that was a picture from a post on Twitter. Okay. Is it true that when you cuff your jeans, you're a bisexual? Well, then bisexual me up. I'm also that. I cuff my jeans.

I cuff my jeans, too, but it's mostly because I don't like the hemmed look. I don't think that that makes you bisexual. They say that bisexuals cuff their jeans. Where did you see that? On an Instagram post of a Twitter post. I cuff all my pants, but I'm also very short. Me too. I got a 27-inch inseam.

I have to cuff them unless I get them hemmed, and I don't got the money or the time or the inclination sometimes to sit and get every one of my jeeps hands. You have a 27-inch inseam? Yep. Mine's 21. Oh, you're a... Mine's 32, you fucking short bastard same.

Welcome to page 7, everybody. My name's Marcus Parks. I'm Jackie Zabrowski. Joining us today is the beautiful, the wonderful. Permanent co-host. Permanent co-host, Henry Zabrowski. My baby bump won't go down. I'm so glad I'm not having a baby.

I ain't no mommy. What's wrong with having a baby? You know what? I can't wait to be fertile with child. I say, let the poor live on the street and decrease the surplus population. All right, Scrooge. No, that's not what I believe. And I'm still again.

I hope that Molly's doing well. She's doing great. Freddy's so cute. They're finally home. Is he talking yet? Well, it is a girl. It's a girl and she is two weeks old. Okay.

When they start talking? I think you got to wait a couple of yons. Full years? Yeah. When do they start getting a job? About around five. Yeah, that's what I'm talking about. Put him to work.

We should have a podcast called Baby Talk and it's just babies. in the babies talk? That's a perspective that the LPN is missing is the baby's thoughts on current events. Ah! Any changing. But at the same time, baby ball or was it boss baby was up for an Oscar this year? So who knows, maybe we can be up for an Oscar for baby current events.

The entire system is broken. The fact that Alec Baldwin was up for a fucking Emmy for his performance as Donald Trump on Saturday Night Live, what are we even talking? talking about. What's the point of doing a show? Boss Baby's nominated for Oscar? You can now say Oscar nominated a Boss Baby?

I don't know if anyone is referring to it as such. But you can. This is what we're doing? It's like looking at the fucking I looked at the trailer for the new the Freddie Mercury biopic and he's not singing. You know, I've got a lot to say about

the Marcus, he's not singing. There's plenty of times when he's singing, right? Yes, Freddy Mercury, Freddie Mercury was singing all the God of him time, because that's how he got to be famous. But then, guess what? Old Bucktooth Robot Man. No, Rami Melon. He was great. He is great

on Mr. Robot. Yes, he's fantastic. He is an amazing actor. But he's just there flapping his lips like a horse with peanut butter in his mouth where they play the fucking Queen songs over it, being like, that's not acting. Not why we do this. No one in the world can sing like Freddie Mercury.

And don't make the movie. No, that's the whole thing, is that the movie should be about actual Freddie Mercury's life, but it's not. No, it's about Queen. It's about Queen in general, which is why originally Sasha Baron Cohen left the film, because he was supposed to play Frederick Mercury, and I think that he would have done a amazing job. He would have sang, you listen to him in Le May Miss. He actually, like, he sang his song in Le May Miss. Oh, yeah.

Yeah, but singing and singing like Freddie Mercury are two extremely, that's a vastly different thing. They don't. make the movie because when it comes down to it why are we making what's the point of actors doing anything then anybody can just pumping voices of her someone going is flapping her fucking teeth

that was a part of it is that you're supposed to it's not supposed to be exactly like it you're supposed to see the effort you're supposed to see something to it like when fucking what's his name Joaquin Phoenix and uh... Joaquin Phoenix he did it um Reese Witherspoon for the other movie where she's frumpy dump

is that also walk the line She sang a song She was good in it And she's fantastic in it But at the same time That means most movies Wouldn't be able to be made But however

There's no way he would be able to sing Because they have horse teeth Shoveed into his mouth Freddie Mercury He was born with them And he could sing I just get mad Because there's this kind of

For me it's very lazy And but the movie is supposed to be That's why Sasha Baron Cohen dropped out It's because he was like Yeah of course I'll play Freddie Mercury I'll train to sing I'll do all the stuff

And then Brian May, who is one of the executive producers on things, like, all movies about after the sad passing of Freddie Mercury, Queens rise and how they don't need Freddie Mercury afterwards. Which is not true. Well, I'm not doing this. And it skips all the partying. It skits him having AIDS. It skips all of the shit.

It's just. They got to have the AIDS in there. No, there was an article that came out this morning that there's like a bunch of AIDS communities that are protesting the movie going to be coming out because they are, they've nixed the whole, like, he just gets sick. It just cuts to him in a wheelchair with a blanket on, going, I sure love singing the songs that you made, Brian. And Brian's like, yes, Frederick.

I don't know. I'm not playing Freddie Mercury. But if I was, I would do the work. I just would love to see Rami Malik try to sing Fat Bottom Girls with that mouthpiece in. Why do they have the mouthpiece in? I understand that that's a big part of who he is. It's because that's how people get Oscars. You put them a face piece on them.

And then when they act around them, everyone goes, oh. It's like watching a comedian do a serious role. And they're like, he was smiling before, but now he's frowning. Amazing. Any Redmayne in the, what is it? The Stephen Hawking movie. The theory of everything. You know what?

I love Freddie Redmayne. I'm turning the key. I love Freddie Redmayton. He's not Freddy Redmayne. it's Eddie Redmayne. Freddy, whatever. And guess what? Freddy Mercury.

All he did was make a side smile. Like he did a Carol Channing face. He pushed his arms up like he was a squirrel in a wheelchair. And then you're like, oh, what an amazing transformation. Be it like he's still, Eddie Redmayne. Stephen Hawking cheated on his wife. His whole movie's about his romantic rise with like meeting his wife and all the shit. And then he managed to cheat on his own wife by pushing his nubbin against his nurse long enough for her to

Just hop on and take a ride. They fell in love. You know what? If you had somebody bathing you, taking care of you every day, wouldn't you not bone? I'd rub my nub against them hands down. Well, then I, but I also wouldn't expect to have a movie made about how beautiful my mind is. You're talking about beautiful mind.

That's another movie. It's the same thing. It's all the same. They have the same soundtrack. And it's just, one is Russell Crow making it confused? face, talking to the guy in the suit, and then one is Stephen Hawking's making a, I got hit by a car face. Like he smushed, look, I'm flat.

Look how flat I can be. Eddie Redmayne is so much more than just that. So you can't just strictly just throw him off the record. If I saw Eddie Redmayne, I pushed him down the street. Why? He is delightful. You should see him in interviews. He gets so embarrassed, so easily.

He's a fake. It's fake because he's a movie star. It's all fake. No, he's a foppish young Englishman. How dare you? He's fake, and British people are not better actors just because they got accents. Yeah, don't even get me started. I just watched almost all of safe yesterday, which is the new Netflix show with Michael C. Hall as the lead of it.

But he puts on a British accent. He puts on a British accent. What kind of British is it? I'm dude. I don't like it. You should be in that. One of these days we're going to open up the Zabrowski family school of accents. Yeah, man, it's going to be called like, I don't know, bro.

Narnia. Yeah. The Narnia School of Accents. You take a Turkish delight. You get on top of a half horse and everybody fucking smiles. This is my class called Just Get Through It. When we talk about how you just got to do the lowest possible amount of effort order to get to the end of the day,

get your paycheck, eat free crafty. Michael C. Hall did in this show. I watched it for seven hours yesterday. Yeah. I couldn't stop myself. It is rife with twists and everybody is upset about it on the internet.

Why are they upset about it? Because it's not, it's basically 13 reasons why without the R's in it. And it's like, you know, ours and 13 reasons why is why they committed the S's.

Is a huge part of it? Is it just one suicide in this? that? Nah. No spoilers. I'm not giving any spoilers out here. Are there many suicides in it? You can say that.

I like 13 reasons why a lot. And I know people protested it. Controversial opinion. I enjoyed it very much because I thought that it really did encapsulate a good part of how much you feel when you were in high school. It is life or death when you're in high school. But isn't it like the tagline like suicide can be fun if you do with your best friends? Is it like one of those like weird?

No. not. It's a lot deeper than that. I mean, it feels like it seemed like like when Don't Fear the Reaper came out, people were committing fucking suicide because they wanted to be like blue oyster. That was my AOL instant messenger away message for years. Don't fear the Reaper? Yeah, yeah. No, it was like Romeo and Julia. Oh, my God.

All together in eternity. We can be like they are. Come on, baby, don't feel the Reaper. You can take my hand. Don't fear the reaper. You can be able to fly. Don't fear the Reaper. Baby I'm your man.

B'an-na-la-la-la-la-la-la. I mean, it's a great fucking song. What I do like about Blue Oyster Cold, too, is it's one of those bands like Judas Priest that when that band came out, everyone's like, they are in league with the devil. And then you re-listen to all of it. You're like, oh man, this is my fucking dead rock music, dude. Yeah. Oh, yeah, Godzilla.

That's all about the devil. Yeah, it's a good song. Man, dude, history shows again and again. Nature points out the Bollies and Man. Hell yeah, dude. Bearden for you is also a good song. Burn him for you. At one point brought up, I thought it was seriously about having Burning for You

having a song featured in Natalie's wedding, and she laughed. Oh, it's not serious. Wait, why? Because it was Blue Oyster Colt. She's like, I'm not, I can't fold your dad rock experience into our wedding. Oh, don't you be telling me these kinds of things. I'm officiating your wedding and I can, oh. Well, you're in charge of all that.

You want me to sing all of Burnin for you? You can do whatever you want. I was thinking about having Holden do some sort of serious song at the wedding. That would be kind of fun, him doing a serious acoustic version of Burnin for you. The only song he knows, we all know this. The only song he knows is Crash into me. Yeah. And though he knows some bars.

of satellite. I don't know if I could sit through that entire thing. Satellite me. Lick a diamond in a scare. I will. I mean, spoiler alert, I'm most likely going to sing as I officiate your wedding. Do whatever you want. Perfect.

You're in charge. You have hostage of the scenario for a little bit. It's going to be a 14-minute ceremony. Sure, sure, sure. I mean, we'll cut you off. Oh, you're going to cut me off? You can't cut me off, but you can't light me at your wedding. I unfortunately can do whatever.

I'm a little czar for the day. Chinese czar. Well, I'm not a czar. Natalie's the czar. She's a zarina. She's a zarina. Yes. And so when the czarina, it tells a commandant want to do, then things have to happen.

Then it happens. I was wondering, I was watching a video of one of the property brothers, which we know we love our HGTV. Yeah, homosexual brothers, making love and having the wife in there just to cut some of the gay and sexual sex that they have. Well, they got married over the last weekend. They got married and they all live on the same compound together. Yes, they definitely do, but they did get married. They got married in A Tal, which is where you will be for a wedding next week. What's Atal?

Italy. That's what the Italians call it. Oh, no, you're talking about, no, it's Talia. A tall. You have to have the faint of it. Well, they got married in Italy, huh? Yep, they got married in Italy. Like I said, HGTV, money's no joke, huh?

No, it ain't no joke. But they did a choreographed dance as their first dance Because this specific property brother I can't tell the difference They look exactly the same I think he's the gayer one who got married I think they're both fairly You know they're up there

But they did a choreograph dance Yes because he was on dancing with the stars So he had that makes sense That makes sense But when you do it? No it doesn't make sense I don't know you already went all your way To be a shill for whatever people Throwing coins at your friends

feet like it's a washed up minstrel show. Yeah, sure. I mean, so you already have all the infrastructure to set up the dance. That's the thing is that as people where it's like, I would have to go and find an independent choreographer I guess, no, Natalie would choreograph the dance. Yes, she's a choreographer.

Oh, man. Are you going to do a choreograph dance to your wedding? We're not doing choreographed dance. We have talked about doing a groom's dance and a bride's dance where she does a dance and then I do a dance where I would put on, um, I probably would put on evening news by, um, what's his name?

I don't know what he is. I would put on dirty laundry by Don Henley and then just do... I do like a cowgirl dance. Would you be alone? Yeah, group dance. I just walk in a circle doing finger guns and people. I'd be like, this is his night. This is part of his night.

But no, we're going to do. do a couples dance, but we have not, we still have not planned the actual ceremony yet. A lot of that is still in rough stages, in a rough draft. That's fun because it's coming up. Mm-hmm. Yeah. Yeah. I'm actually, you know what's fun is that I'm not remotely nervous. I feel very, I'm so excited. It's going to be fun of shit. Very good. Fun as shit. That's how every, every wedding should be fun as shit. Yeah, man. We can fucking get drunk. Yeah, we are. I'm trying to figure out how to get my power suit. I think that I need to wear a, yeah. I think that I need to wear a, a power suit and I need to have

at least like elbow length gloves. Like a Delta Burke power suit? Yes. You want gloves in a power suit on like you're a hand model in her 60s? Like that you remember that famous hand model like that meme thing that went viral, the lady that wore gloves? She was a handmodel. Do you remember that? No. You're just saying

stuff. I'm just saying mm-hmm. I'm saying yes and. Okay, thank you. Oh, that's nice. We're a little improvisationalists over here. Elvis was man. bed. Oh, man. Well, you're skipping ahead.

You did this. I did this. Oh, no. Do we wait? No, no, no. Let's jump in. Rita Moreno. She's hot to trot.

Yeah, she's still looking good. She was in, um, uh, what's its putts? She was in, uh, uh, uh, oh, I don't know what you were referring to. West Side Story. West Side Story. I was in that musical. I played Snowboy. I had one line.

My line was, let's get them PRs. Yikes. It was back of the day. Huh. It was different. Different generation. Did you actually say PRs? Yeah.

Oh. Let's get them P.I. I remember because that's where you hurt your knee while you were dancing. And you all laughed during the rumble. I mean, I was doing scissor kicks. During the rumble, I fell and I tore a bunch of cartilage in my knee. And they all laughed thinking I was doing a funny bit. Man, that was really around the time when our parents hardcore thought that we were both homosexual.

Well, that. I meant by then I was banging though. So people they knew, I was bringing home a lady. That was when father discovered me in the bedroom, canoodling. Yeah, your brother back in the day, I was fucking canoodling up a storm, a tizzy. Wait, when did dad walk in on you? You never heard this story? No.

Okay. So we were canoodling during a half an hour time period because you have to do it real fast, real frequent after school. By canoeing, do you mean clothes on canoodling? I think we were mid. Oh, so you had shirts off. Yeah. And all of a sudden we were in there, just twist it up, slapping each other, right? Oh yeah. Yeah, you know what I'm saying. I know what I'm saying, yeah. Young girls, young boys, consensual.

Oh, yes. Everyone's having fun. Exploring each other. What is pleasure? You know what I mean? That's the question we were asking each other. And so all of a sudden I saw my father's gnarled hand, opened my bedroom door, and then close it. Like I just saw the hand open up and then close. We came out, sat in the living room awkwardly. My father was like, hey, yeah, yeah, yeah. He's just making noises. You know what I mean?

Trying to cover the silence. Next day, I'm home alone at the computer in the computer room. My father walks in. He's like, hey, yeah, he's your mother home. I was like, uh, nah, dad. He's like, eh. He goes back outside to the car, comes back in with a zip, a big plastic bag filled with shit.

And he dumped it on my lap and he said, just so you know, Henry Thomas. every time you got on the, every time you go out in the rain, make sure to wear a slicker. And I opened the bag and it was just a pile of rough riders. I mean, I knew about the rough riders. I didn't know it's because he walked in on you. Oh, yeah, yeah. So what it is?

So did he just like go to a gas station bathroom and buy him one at a time? No, then I found out those were the ones he used on my mother. When I went looking through their, I went looking through their drawers looking for pills during my brief pill period in college. Yeah, so. Oh, God. Also, aren't Rough Riders like off-brand condoms as well? They're for truck stop. It's for truck stop rendezvous.

Yeah, that's why I asked. Those are the ones you buy and yeah, truck stop bathrooms. They're very thick. I don't think that's what you want. They're like a hazmat suit for your penis. It's like my penis was wearing a little fetish. outfit. Which, you know, no kink shaming here, however, I'd rather you just wrap your dicky ride in plastic. I think that's better. Back in the day. What is pleasure?

Marcus, did your parents ever walk in on you? No, it came close a couple of times. And I remember one time my dad did have to come and give me a boost because I was out with my girlfriend. We were out parking in the country. And I left the stereo on, like listening to Guns and Roses real loud while we were canoodling like advanced advanced canoodling. Whoa. Oh yeah, advanced canoodling. And then after we were done, I went to turn the car on the battery was dead. Oh, no.

So I had to call my dad to come bring us some jumper cables and he laughed and he laughed and he laughed. Oh, yeah, I bet. Look, I was in college by that point. I was like 20 and I was bringing the lady back. home for a nice little weekend. So it wasn't like high school or anything. But no, they never did walk on me in high school.

No, I never had any of that. No, because you did yours and weird bathtub parties when you guys were all on different drugs in parven complexes in Florida that were all just where people died. Yeah. Yeah, but you keep it fun, you keep it light, you keep it interesting. It sounds like every one of your stories sounds like a fucking horror show. Yeah. There was a lot of cry.

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She was on the Wendy Williams show earlier this week. And she was talking about, I guess she had an on and again, off again relationship with Marlon Brando for a very long time. And this quote, which, ugh, I love it. Hell yeah, hell yeah. He slayed me good because he was the king of everything. everything. He was the king of movies. He was the king of...

He really was one of the most sexual men on Earth. That's awesome. Yeah. Did you ever see, what was it? Last Tango in Paris? Yeah, no, don't bring that up, actually. Why? Because, no, there's like a lot of shit buried in that movie

where he, they, he essentially raped that woman. Ah. It's like, it's pretty controversial. Ah, didn't, didn't know, just knew about the butter. Yeah, no, no, no, no, no, no. Wait, what about the butter, though? There were things that they did where he, like, put it in. He, like, put it in, and she was, like, don't put it in, and he did.

I thought you're not supposed to put it in when you're on a sit. Yeah. Hmm. What are they called? Mekles? What? Merkins. Merkins.

That's for pussy hair. Oh, yay. And or man hair. Both men can wear pubic wigs as well. Sure. I imagine the netting is itchy, but. Yeah, but doesn't it come, you know about the,

the, the, Merkals, right? Merkins. Yeah, I know all about them. And Wolf of Wall Street, they had big laundry baskets filled with them.

They used to go around and hand all the girls because a lot of the women on, pretty, a lot of the women on Wolf were professional dancers and so they didn't have much, they didn't,

they were fully treated down there. And so, um, they had it covered up. Fully treated. Yeah, they were zipped up. Mm-hmm.

Mm. Okay. Yeah. It's all bald. Baldy. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, it's nice. God, it's got to be Itchy town.

I mean, I don't care either way, but it is Itchy town, I imagine. It's got to be. I don't know. But were they, like, full undie panties? No, they're not full undie panties. They're like, they have a netting on them, and then you glue them to the top of your pussy. Ah. And then the same thing with, but then you have these sort of, like, little, like, nudie panties

that just cover. the lips and the top of it that you can slip on like a little thong that they then have to paint out and post. Huh. Interesting. Right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I was fully dick out.

Oh, that's really good to know. I'm so glad I didn't have to watch that with you and our parents. Yeah, man, there was a couple of moments of that movie where it was very, it was interesting and very uncomfortable. Oh, yeah, that scene where you were having sex with a prostitute in the, uh, in the office. Yeah, yeah, I love that story because, um, uh, we did the scene. we were rehearsed for the scene and she was a fine lady

she was a fine lady but as I left or she was like I thought I was going to be fucking somebody famous She was very sweet Then we had a good time in the scene But I understand being disappointed I would be definitely disappointed Oh yeah because it's me

It's like you're looking at like John Bernthal Leonard DiCaprio You're like you're looking at all these very famous people And then I roll up me and like I'm the one that you're showing for this scene. But our parents were very proud of you and I'm proud of you as well.

Thank you. Of course. You bang that hooker like a champion. She's a sex worker and an actress. But anyway, what I love about Rita Moreno is that she's very open in the fact that so she essentially was banging Marlon Brando for a long time and he started imping around and she got pissed off and Elvis's manager called her up and was like Elvis is interested in you and she's like oh I know what to do. Yeah. She starts going parking with him because Elvis quote liked what he saw.

Yeah. And Brando flipped out and when they, when Wendy Williams asked her to compare the lovemaking of Elvis Presley versus Marlon Brando, she said, oh honey, that's like a two year old and the king. Yeah, bless his art. Elvis was a real sweet fellow. He was very shy, handsome boy. But you know, No, Elvis Preslo, Marlon Brando, come on, amateur night. Whoa, I can see that, though, because he was a genuine man. Elvis was very sweet. Well, there was a rumor going around for a long time that during sex, every time Elvis came, he said, sorry, Mama.

Oh, hell, yeah. Hell yeah, nothing to really grind them gears. Sorry, Mama. Oh, my God, you imagine. It's like, any time you have to apologize during sex, it's just like, Make a tinkle Every time I'm making tinkle

No I'm really I like that I'm a go I'm a go I'm having one I'm having one was still my favorite one I'm having one Oh yeah that's old school

One day someone's going to find that video again Yeah someone will find it I think now that we've got more listeners We need to start making a plea to our listeners to find I'm having one. Yes, I'm down. People have tried, though. Yeah.

And I keep hitting up Ben Feldman about it because he's the one who showed it to me. And then he, not the, but he told me the story. Wait, is it from something? It's from porn. Oh, God. He said he used to watch it all, they used to watch it all time, him and his buddies, which I probably should even say. But I have asked him multiple times about it, and then he, um, he's, I mean, like,

he just doesn't know. Yeah. Wait, was he in the porn? No. Oh, no, no, no, no, no. You imagine just hanging around with your buddies. Like, I was in this one. Let's say, yeah.

I'm having one. You think, what do you think? Good on you. Good on you. Why do you keep saying good on you? I think it's been saying good on you for like a week. Did you meet a British man, a drag con? No, I wish I had.

Oh man, I went to RuPaul's Drag Con this weekend. And it was fan fucking tastic. Seems to be like a lot of energy happened there. Ah, yeah, what do you mean energy? I know the term is extra. Yes. But it seems to be very much that. Oh, it was all kinds of extra.

It made me just, it made me sad because I feel like I'm not fabulous enough. Yeah, Jackie, it's because you don't live your life in character all the time. I kind of do. It's probably good to back off of it sometimes. So you're not always, because I feel like it must be a lot. That must be a lot to deal with all the time. Yeah. If you're always fabulous with the capital F-A-B-U-L.

What you talk about, Willis? That does not do anything. Isn't extra a bad thing? No, not anymore. It's flipped. It's like cuffing your jeans makes you gay for end straight. That's not. I don't know where you saw that.

That is not true. A picture of an Instagram, on. Instagram of a Twitter post. From whom? A child that runs the internet. They all run the internet. When you went to drag on... Hey man, I'm finding it on Wear Your Voice.com

that it cuffed jeans and tucked in baggy shirts are a part of bisexual culture. Tucked in baggy shirts makes a lot of sense. I tuck in my baggy shirts but that's just because I used to be bigger than I wasn't. I don't have the money to buy new shirts.

Yeah. Well, I didn't know that's one of that. Honestly, I bet being by makes you poor because you go on so many more dates. You know what else is a buy icon? Green Day. Oh, Billy Joe Armstrong? Apparently Billy Joe Armstrong is a huge buy. Really?

Super into it, yeah. But he's been married for like 30 years. Hey, man. I don't give you much. What? I am learning. I know. It's my new, it's my new, it's my new catchphrase.

Hey, man, I don't give you much. I, I'm very interested in learning about this shit, though. This is, like, a whole world of stuff I don't, I've never been exposed to. Because I'm painfully, I'm very straight. And not saying I'm not, couldn't be by, but I've never thought of a man that I wanted to be with. What about Idraselba? Yeah, he's too big. I mean, he's too big.

He's a man. There's no such thing is too big. Yeah, for me it is, obviously. I look at him and I can't even imagine being with him. He scares me. What about Karamo? Very handsome, you know what I mean? But I'm not sexually.

I don't have an, umph. If it was going to be a man, he'd have to have boobies and a vagina. Which can happen. Of course I can. What about like Bailey J? Get boobies. Very attractive. Very much so.

I like the, movies. And I've seen her films. Yes. Good. I'm glad you've really experimented and explored the way you should before you get married. I feel fine with it. I feel pretty satisfied. Good on

you. Stop it. You're not it. It's not you. It's just because I want to go to Australia. Sure. You can go to Australia. But what we'll wait. What's your catchphrase, Marcus? That's what you get. That's what you get. That ain't

God, I can't remember. That ain't much. That ain't, that ain't enough it. Well, you know what was enough it. It was the new Matt Dillon movie that just premiered at Cannes. There's a lot of controversy about this new serial killer movie directed by Lars von Trere.

at Cannes. A bunch of people walked out. It's called the house that Jack Bill. Yeah. People walked out because I guess it showed a bunch of kids getting blown up with the saw rifles. Yeah. Which is fucking righteous. Technically.

It's fucking sounds awesome. That's a bad way to sell that movie in a way to me that says it's bad. I know that Lars von Trier is a controversial figure and he's done fucked up shit. Yeah, because he did an infomaniac. He did an infomaniac, which is fun, which is, was interesting. I watched that alone in a theater, which was a mistake. Yes. But he did Antichrist, where he cut a clit off on that one.

I mean, it looks very, very intense. But it's a large bunch for a serial killer movie, so that's kind of what you're getting. You've paid for it. They went to it to walk out. He also made a bunch of controversial statements about Nazis. I forget what it was, something about the fashion sense of the Nazis or something very controversial.

A lot of people that also say he shouldn't even have a chance to go back to Cannes because of his statements and stuff like that, which is, I mean, again, Man, that's above my big, right? I just know that if you're going to see Lars von Trier film, it's going to push your buttons because that's what he does. And that's the whole thing. I feel like, so many, over 100 people walked out when it premiered, and I think that that's what he's going for,

and I know that a lot of people are upset because they say it's, you know, useless violence, it's, it's gratuitous. Yeah, that's the idea. But isn't that the point? That's what he's making. That's what the movie is. Yeah. So that's what you're going to see.

You know it's going to be every one of his movies has a dick getting smashed or a clit getting cut off or like a baby getting fucked to death or like not full on fuck the death. But like in the beginning antichrist where the sex kills the baby inside the woman. Very intense film. I mean, nymphomaniacs got a lot of weird shit in it. I, did he also do beyond the waves? What was the one with the, what was that movie? where the woman's crippled or the man's crippled and she he's got to go and have sex with other people are you talking about the Helen Hunt movie no that's different yeah that's the woman yeah I think that

was called lay down old drink you off love that film go breaking the waves that's what it is breaking the waves what's that about very sad film yeah oh he did dancer in the dark as well also brutal Oh, that's a rough. I mean, that's a rough one. Real rough one. Oh, breaking the waves. Breaking the waves. I think she's the one.

Yeah, it says like, it is an unusual young woman, Bess McNeil, and one of the love she has for yawn, her husband, who asks her to have sex with other men when he becomes immobilized from a work accident. Oh, so it's a cuck movie. It's not a cuck movie. But it's definitely the one that he got the most legit attention for. Okay. Because it's more, it's not as exploitive as the other ones are.

Well, this is what he said about the whole, this is his whole Nazi thing. He said, for a long time I thought it was a Jew and I was happy to be a Jew. Then I met Danish and Jewish director, Suzanne Beer, and I wasn't so happy. But then I found out I was actually a Nazi. My family were German, and that also gave me some pleasure. What can I say? I understand Hitler. I sympathize with him a bit.

I don't mean I'm in favor of World War II, and I'm not against Jews. Not even Suzanne Beer. In fact, I'm very much in favor of them. All Jews. Well, Israel is the pain in the atmosphere. but. He stepped into a bit of a quackbire. And apparently like Kirsten Dunst and Charlotte Gainsburg,

because this is during a press conference for a movie, like they're just sitting there staring at him. And he says, shut up, shut the fuck up. And he says, Now how can I get out of this sentence? Okay, I'm a Nazi. I mean, you know.

It's rough. It's a rough thing to say. When you're a cheeky Dane. I don't know if cheeky is the way to describe him. But that's the problem is that like, up it's he was trying to be controversial and sort of he was trying to do the thing and then he did it bad and it made people mad which is kind of what he was trying to do

and it almost ruined everything that he was working for well he doubled down on it though because someone asked him what uh what uh they asked him like what you know what do they say uh they would they asked him if he would do a film on a larger scale he said yes we Nazis like to do things on a big scale maybe i could do the final solution. I mean, it's just, it's a lot. It's a lot.

Maybe he's a cheeky don't get. He's a cheeky don't gay. But I will say, at least it was press for one of his films and not for like Kevin can't wait. Like with Kevin James. It's like, it's still a Lars von Trrier movie. So the audience is going to be a specific because I believe that was for, um, uh, with Kirsten Dunst, right?

Was it Europa or was it melancholia? It's melancholia. Yeah, sad film. Yeah, it's a weird one. It's all right, it's good. Yeah, it's fine. She's got some prima boobies in that. She's got goodens on her.

Yeah, goodens. Good on the God. Good on you. You cheeky donkey with your big old fluppies. I just imagine Gerson Dunst is a cartoon donkey with great tips. She would be very good at that. She would be so good at that. But yeah, I mean, I'm going to say jury's out when it comes

and Lars von Trier. I'm not really sure what our stance should be on that controversial issue. Well, I just find it interesting that one of the most things I find in all of the articles is that, yes, he mutilates children's bodies. Yes, he murders the fuck out of Omer Thurman. Yes, he takes Riley Keog's tits and, like, draws dotted lines around them and then slices them off. But what people are the most upset about that I keep finding is that there's a flashback scene

where it's him as a child. and he takes a duckling and he snips the duckling's legs off with the pair of pliers. Is it real or is it fake? That's what everyone is upset about is that it seems like it's real. But it's probably not. I imagine it's fake. I imagine it's fake.

So that's a part of it because he did the, when she cut her clet off on the other movie, it wasn't fucking real. So it's like one of those things where, yeah, obviously it's fucked up. It's a flashback to him being, he's making it. It's a serial killer. Yeah.

So what are you going to do? this is why serial killer movies are so difficult to do. And in fact, that's why, you know, I've been watching the, what is it, the assassination of Gianna, Gianna Versace. It's good. It is infuriating to watch. People get really mad about this movie, this show. I don't know why it is, because some people can't stand it.

I watch it and I get what they're going for because Andrew Cunan is a fucking miserable piece of shit. I get what they're going for, but he's just, he's so awful. Like he's just so infuriating. He's such an infuriating person. It's very difficult to watch. Yeah, it's a show about a serial killer. Yeah, exactly.

It's always this shit. It's like when we do last podcast, the same thing people get mad when you make jokes about zero killers. But it's like, well, you listen to a show about jokes about serial killers. Yeah. You did it.

You did it. You chose it. You chose it. By choosing us, you made it happen. I like the comments immediately. Okay. This is under the house the Jack Belt article. Filth is a good.

name for a film like this. What kind of mind has a director got to have to make it? The actor who plays a killer must be desperate and on his way out of view is not he should be now. You know, it's just, it's just a different art form. You know, they're just making art. The same was with like Human Centipede 2

where I got nauseous while I was watching it. I still watched it. I still chose it. The lead dude, whatever his name was, because you guys did the interview with him. I can't imagine talking to him in real life because he disgusted me so much. What, for my friend Dahmer? No, no, no, the guy from Human Centipede 2.

Oh, he's a very cute old man. Oh, yeah, you're talking about Martin? Yeah, Martin. Yeah, we spoke to Martin. We had an interview with him long ago. He was a wonderful man. Very sweet man. He did.

We worked in children's television and the art scene. He was a performance artist. Yeah, but his face. Yeah, he's very cute. Oh, no, he's not so cute. He's, oh, oh, I love him. Yeah, I love him. I want to put him in my pocket.

I want to put him in my pocket. You're being a real Freddie Mercury right now. Wow, look at this. I love that tweet. That's just like the grossest tweet I've ever seen. Showbiz 401 walked out on Loris von Schreer. Vile movie should not have been made. Actors culpable.

Whatever. Actors culpable. Actors culpable. Also, no, not actors culpable. The same that we feel about the Queen movie. It's like, I'm not upset with Rami Malik. I'm not upset with him. He's just in the movie.

He's doing whatever he can do to be the best part of a movie. movie. That's not his fault. We've just kind of wandered deep, like, ways deep into like very controversial waters. So just know that we are just um, we just like movies. And I like serial killer movies. So, I mean, I don't know if it's, I don't know if I'm gonna watch

or not because my problem with Lars Fontreer is honestly, I don't know when I'm in the mood to see it. Yeah. You know what I don't know when it's been a long time. Antichrist is an awesome movie, but when it comes down to it, it's like, it takes a lot to be like, let's get the family together and watch Melancholia. Let's go. Come on, kids.

Everybody's watching Breaking the Waves. Even young Bobby, you know you're seven, but you got to see how this woman deals with force and fidelity. Yeah, but at the same time, that's why I watched Dear Zachary like twice a year, because sometimes I just want to sit by myself and go, oh, God. Yeah. You don't get sensitized by this point? No. I, it's my, it's the number one movie that I believe. I blame, every time if I'm openly crying in like an Uber or something or a Lyft, I'm just like, oh, I just watch this really sad documentary called Dear Zachary,

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Yeah. Wow. Wow, we didn't get through very much today, but we'll do more, I guess, next week. Not next week. I won't be here next week, but the one after that. I love it, because we got to talk about the Wizard of Oz still. Who's on the list? Marcus, got to have that list.

Celebrity's turning 40 this year. Uh-oh. Their career is over. They're old and they're disgusting. Katie Holmes is turning 40. Good. Wow. She's a lot older than I thought, but I guess because, you know, they had their divorce after her contract was. up at 33, so I guess it's been seven years.

She's peppery, man. She still looks good. She does. Catherine Hegel. I have heard nothing but not nice things about her from people who've worked with her. Yeah. But she looks good. She does. You know, you can always tell in the mouth. I feel like it's the same with like...

No, no, Jackie. It's the hands. Is it the hands? The hands is when you can tell someone's true age. You look at them. You see how many... You count how many ropes are in the hands. Oh, no. I meant bitchy mouth. She's got bitchy mouth. Oh, yeah. She's got bitch mouth.

Well, it's also her eyes as well. Yeah. She's got bitch eyes. And, you know, overall, not that great of an actress. She's fine. She's fine. I don't think she's that hot. Right?

She's fine. You know what it is? Some people look good bitchy and some people don't. And I feel like she doesn't look good bitchy. Well, she's got a good, non-offensive TV face. And sometimes that's really all comes down to. So you have to have a nice, completely. digestible, soft

face where the bitch lines can be covered up, but the bitch lines are also a part of what allows you to sell certain characters better. And it's about just moving units. Like, once someone's got a face that you know has got a half bitched into it, you put her in all these half bitch parts, and then people like those parts, and they begin to identify you with that.

Oh, like, like, uh, don't trust the bee in apartment 23, like that girl. Yes, because she's got a bee. She's got mean eyes. Mm-hmm. Right? Also, I heard also very not nice. Really?

Yeah. That's a shame. Yeah. She's Jessica Jones, right? Yeah. Yeah. She's a dave, deep,

deep. Oh, that makes me sad. I know. It sucks. Because I like her. I think she's a good performer. I didn't really, I mean,

don't trust the B was not for me. But Jessica Jones, what I saw of it was fine. Breaking Bad, she was great in that. She was great in Breaking Bad. That's the one storyline I remember. Yeah,

it doesn't mean that she's, she's not a bad actress. She just, you know, she's a B and real E. I guess don't trust the B and the studio next D. Zoe Saldana turning 40 and she looks fantastic.

She is a vampire. Who is that? There is no way that Zoe Saldana is center stage, which just turned. Never seen it. Guardians of the Galaxy. She's the green one. Which one's that? She's the green one.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, she's almost four. Mm. Mm. Yeah. Oh god, he's changing! He's changing! Yeah, she's very talented.

Oh, yeah, you know, there's some surprisingly good Guardians of the Galaxy parody porn out there. It's specifically featuring her. Well, not featuring her, featuring her character. What one? Which one? It's like Guardians of the Fuxacy or something like that. Yeah, very good. Very good. Oh, yeah.

Also, Henry, your future wife's... favorite movie is center stage. Is it true? Yeah, it's one of her favorite movies. Oh, wow. Yeah, you should probably watch it. Yeah, I'll watch it. Oh, my God, it's so good.

And then in the end, when they say, the way you made me move, oh, my God, it's so hot. And then they fuck on a motorcycle through dance. It's all fine. I'll subject. Anything my wife, future wife loves, I will tolerate. I will tolerate. I'll tell, alright. Well, you did watch all of the Harry Potter movies.

I did, and that took a lot. She put, she put those in my brain. I now know who Slytherans are. Oh, yeah. I know Mark Frost. What? Mark Frost, no, Mark Frost is the co-creator of Twin Peaks. Gary Olden was Cryferin, Snide, Slidley.

Gary Oldman was Sirius Black. That's what I mean. He's great. I know that one. Dumbledore, I know. But at the same time, spoiler alert, spoiler alert,

you did tear up when Dobby died. I did. That was very sad. Oh, my God. Because you reminded me of Wendy. It's so nice to be with friends.

Remind me, I put Wendy's face onto Dobby and I cried. Because sometimes I'll sit in and look at Wendy because she was a street dog for a long time when they found her,

it was on the street. And I think about her on the street and I get so sad. Thinking like her little feet and her walking around. Because when we got her, She was so underweight and it's her looking around

and all the thing and then I give her cheese. Every time I do it and then I give her a piece of cheese which I shouldn't do but at the same time

I look at her I'm like you'll always be treated right What are you talking about she doesn't even leave the house without clothes on? Yeah she's nothing but taking care

if she's our child. Nelly Furtado turning 40 She's like a bird I don't want to fly away Yeah you remember I'm like a bird Nellie Furtado but you should listen to

promiscuous girl Nelly Furtado. because it is sexy. She went through like a sexy thing, right? Yeah. Because she did like an X-Tena. Because X-Tina did the same thing where she went super,

because she showed off her nipple rings quite a bit. I remember that. I miss you as girl, wherever you are. You're all a lot. And you're out. Stop crabbing your breasts. I'm not on your brother. It's a really good song.

Josh Hartnett. Turn in 40. Beetleize Hartnett, eh? What? Beetleize? I never understood why people found him so attractive. Is he still celebrated? Does he do anything still?

No. Let's check out and see what Josh Hart is up to these days. Brendan Fraser's been back in the news only because he got fresh plugs and he's doing stuff again. He's back on the beat. And also, you know what? He still looks so good. You honestly think that Brendan Fraser looks good. You honestly think that Brendan Fraser does not look good?

Yeah. What? I think he looks like a man that lives on the highway. No, he's growing into his sense of. And I celebrate him. I don't like it. He's got divorced dad hair. And his eyes are all pucky.

You can't judge his hair. I think he looks great. You just are, you just are, I'm daddy horngrie. That's what it is. Your daddy horngrie. And I'm not. You know what?

I'm not daddy horn. You know what I've heard on this street that I would say about you? Good on you. Well, that ain't enough much. That's I like it though I like it

It makes me feel secure You know Yeah yeah It makes me feel We're like with our grandp Alright Alright time from Blyto Thank you

I can't see him Could someone Please Tell this permanent A-list Mostly movie actor That when you use Botox You look puffy and strange

And people notice right away. He thinks they don't because he is surrounded by people who only say how wonderful he is and how it makes him look a decade younger. Brad Pitt. No, Brad Pitt doesn't do the Botox. He's still looking sallow. I like that. I like that he looks like he smokes cigarettes because he does. He definitely does. I'm going to say, permanent A-List. No, not Johnny Depp. What'd you say, Henry? You said permanent A-list? Permanent A-list. Got a new movie coming out. Interesting. Big blockbuster this summer.

sequel. Well, it's more of it. It's like the fifth or sixth movie in the series. Harrison Ford. Nope, not Chris Pat or Harrison Ford. Harrison Ford, another sallow face. Chris Pratt, he's gaining weight, but he's not like, it's not Botox weight. It's actually He is out for me. He is out. He should gain weight. But honestly,

after the whole Anna Farris thing, I don't love him as much anymore. No one does. He took a hit and he knows it. Mm-hmm. And because, you know how I know that? Because the blind items have turned on him. Yes. Yes, because now everybody's flipping on him and telling him all of his weird infidelities. Because also, because he's just self-professed fucking Christian.

And so once you do that, you are now like, you're going to be held in the magnifying glass every single time you fuck. Yeah, you're open. Yes. Permanent A-list. Botox. Permanent A-list since the 80s. Michael Keaton.

No, no, no, no. That would make me sad. No, no. Not Michael Keaton at all. I mean, this guy, I mean, he's staring you're right in the face. Smiling weird. Smiling weird. Nicholas Cage.

A lot of teeth on this fella. Teeth on him. Teeth on him. Good on him. Good on him. Big old teeth on him. John Johnson. No, no, no, no.

Big, I mean, one of the biggest movie stars of all time. Tom Cruise. Tom Cruise. Oh, well, Tom Cruise, that's odd. I mean, he's been looking really puffy. Yeah, he's been real puffy for a long time. He's been puffy since the mummy, maybe even before. He has not.

I feel, it's like, you just got to let it go at this point. You know, there's, there's, there's, certain things. I know that I joke around a lot about getting my pre-Botox, which maybe that was his problem. Maybe he just wasn't getting enough pre-Botox? I don't think that's a problem. I think that people should just look the way they look and then as soon as you start putting Botox in your face, it's fucking obvious. Yeah. And unless you are like, you figure it out to do it because now Nicole Kidman has it balanced. She looks good now. Yeah, now she's figured out. She, she went too far and then now she got a better person. Someone's doing it right. So now she looks good. Oh man,

those stills from the new Big Little Eyes season, it's going to be off the chain. Merrill Streep is in it and Nicole Kinnon, gosh, it looks so good. Seems fine. I imagine that that, that den of snakes, that is Merrill Streep, Nicole Kidman and and Rousse Ruther Spoon. And Laura Dern? I mean, all them being in a room together, I can't imagine what kind of like psychological games are being played.

I've heard Laura Dern's really cool. Yeah. But I don't know what Meryl Streep is like. because she's very enigmatic to me. But she's always so funny at the Oscars. Sure, yeah, yeah, of course. She's won five of them. So, yeah, she can be real funny at the Oscars.

I mean, she's got to be, you know, fairly stuck up. But I do like all the, there's a bunch of pictures of all of them that they get lunch regularly. And Merrill Streep never goes out with all of the makeup and stuff on. So she's with these beautiful women. And Merrill Streep just looks that much older. Well, it's fine. She's because she's secure with it. Yeah.

She's fucking, because she's the ultimate actor that's ever been. She's the ultimate shape shifter. fucking old Tony Hopkins. Well, our other blind item today, there's nothing like watching a couple of members of a one-hit wonder rock band from back in the day as they hit that meth pipe in the desert at 10 in the morning. Rock and roll.

It's like kind of southern rock, one-hit wander video was a bunch of them like on the back of a truck, driving to the country. 38 special. Not 38 special. I think a little after that. Yeah, that's not a one-hit wonder. I don't know. Mr. Saturday Night's Special, 38 Special also had...

What else did 38 Special? They had a couple other good songs. Didn't they do Hang-On-Lusely? I think they did do Hang-on-Lusely. Great song. Big old hit. Love that song. Now, this band... Hold on loosely.

Hold on loosely. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, you're thinking a hold-on. Hold-on Sloopy. Yes, it's Hang-on loosely. Hang out loosely. Hang on Slopey. Hold on loosely.

That's what I'm thinking. Hold on loosely. To let go. Old school one hit wonder. Here's a hand. State space. State space. State space.

State. Space. New York Room. Alabama space Vermont building It's two words First word state Second word something that's in space

That orbits State in the South Mississippi Moon Alabama Starship No no no Not Jefferson Starship I know I was thinking of Starship No no no

But something that orbits What else orbits besides the moon? The sun. No, immediately outside of Earth. What orbits? Mars. No, not a planet. Temple to Mars.

Object. Satellite. Satellite. Satellite. Yes. Satellite. Dave Matthews Band? No.

The first name of the band is a state. It's a one-hit wonder. Rock band. Kind of southerny. How did I know? I don't think we know this. Southern, Southern State, blank satellites. Alabama satellites.

Nope. Mississippi satellites. Louisiana satellites. Nope. Florida satellites. Texas satellite. Georgia satellites. Georgia satellites.

What are they saying? You don't huggy, you can't see. What? We wouldn't know this. You know this son. Come on with your. your dad rock now don't give me no lies

and keep your hands to yourself yes oh I know that was the Georgia satellites I'm actually you know who would be mad at me is Dave Willis from Pretty Face because he I believe that they one of the guitarists from Georgia Satellites was actually I'm this is a fucking weird

bystander one of the guitarists from Georgia Satellites was in the fake rock band in season two of Pretty Face the bile band. You should I know this then. You should. They all came flooding back to me because I remember that guy playing that being like, this little did you think you'd know?

And then he started playing it and I was like, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, never heard of you, but I like this song. Don't give me your eyes and keep your hands of your hell. Apparently two of them were smoking meth in the desert at 10 a.m. Let him do whatever. Good on them. Good on them.

I think that that is, it's like in Little Miss Sunshine. You know, you hit a certain age. You want to start doing meth every day. You want to start doing heroin every day. You're in your 80s. You don't have anything else. And that's what you want to do. Have it.

It's not a good lesson, but it's a neutral lesson. Yeah. I don't know if I would choose it for myself, but you know, I say, what do I say? I'm not even going to. I don't want it to be your catchphrase. Good on you. I don't like it. You're enough for it.

I know we don't have. Hey, you know what? That ain't enough much. That ain't enough to ask for it. That ain't enough for it. That ain't enough much. We know we don't have a Jontra today. However, I don't know if you saw this, Marcus,

but I got tagged a few times and it makes me very happy. John Travolta just joined Instagram. Yep, he is joining the 21st century. Oh, here we go. Somebody wants the 2010s. I followed him on Instagram, and immediately my feed just became flooded with whatever PR person decided to set this up for him, and I love it.

What is his John, is it just John Travolta? I believe so. Official John Travolta? I don't think it's official. I forget what it is. I see one day ago. Oh, yes, it is because there's a picture of him as John Gotti. I am so excited for you guys to see hashtag Gotti movie in theaters nationwide, June 15th.

D definitely posted that. I can't wait. That was not done by a PR company at all that is from John Travolta's fingers themselves. Yeah, he, there's no way he knows how to use Instagram. Oh, no, I mean, the first post is him using a Snapchat filter as a puppy. Oh, my God. All right, seven years ago. Come on, he's getting into it.

You know what? Good on you. I think it's great. Whatever distracts him from showing his dick to pilots. I don't think that distracts him. I don't think anything to just something from that. Just anything to just anything else, some other hobby. I actually at the WFU FMU record fair a couple weeks ago,

I picked up a record called the, I think it's called the Travolta Experience, and it was sealed, and it came with a gigantic John Travolta poster, and it's a two-record set of him singing awful songs. That's great. There's like two good songs in the entire record. We listened to the whole thing the other night,

but the Travolta experience is definitely getting some plays in the old parts of it all go out. house old. That is great. Hidalgo. You mean the Carolina Hidalgo? Carolina. Carolina. Oh.

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