Page 7 - Episode 258: Did I Just Get Yoncé'd?

Episode Date: June 9, 2018

Holden joins Jackie in LA and they gab with Marcus about the upcoming Addam's Family animated movie, getting Blair Witch'ed and fat children of Hollywood. Want even more hot goss? Support us on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/page7podcast Thanks to Quip for sponsoring this episode. Get your first refill pack free at http://getquip.com/page7 Go to http://felixgrayglasses.com/page7 to try a pair of Felix Gray glasses today! Carefree, ZigZag Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Oh, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. Welcome to page seven. That's it. I don't even want to sing anything today. I have no song in my heart today. Yet last night I was trying to sing, have a little faith in me, and I was going to sing that. And then I was like, you know what? I don't sound good enough to do it.

I'm down on myself today. Welcome to page seven. I'm Jackie Zabrowski. Jackie should feel bad. Because you're bad. Holden McNeeley is here. Hi everybody. My name's Holden McNeeley.

I feel bad and I feel sad. Marcus. I'm Marcus Parks out here in New York. And I'm feeling bad for completely different reasons than the two of you. Okay. That's kind of fun. Hey. That's kind of fun.

I like that. Isn't it good? Yeah, yeah. Holden is out here visiting in L.A. and he is sleeping just about three feet from where we are recording right now. I'm sleeping in the studio. It fucking reeks of weed in here now.

It's disgusting in here now. It's absolutely disgusting. I've fucking stroked it all over whatever I could find. I can't believe how fun that was. Everything is absolutely sticky and it's truly, truly horrifying. It has got a slither, slather, bit of slime on every little part of this place. I've put my touch on it. I put my essence on it.

And that actually from the lizard lords, the whole space is now blessed for the next two millennia. Oh, is that what it is? Is that how you blessed? If I slime out, if I make slime out on a space, you are blessed now. Bless this mess. Blessed with what?

Just good basic fortune. Like, simple stuff. Simple shit. Like, you're not going to trip on the way to work. You know what I mean? The man will be polite to you at the store, at the bagel store or whatever. Actually, there's no bagels out here, right? No, there's no bagels out here.

But this is coming from a man that followed me around as I was stress pacing earlier, and he's going, you should flip out. You should flip out. Everything's wrong. You should flip out. But I was like whispering it because it's even worse. Flip out. You should freak out.

You should freak out. And is that how you blessed me with good fortune? Basic fortune. Oh, okay. Everything will explode around you in terms of actual. things that need to happen, but you won't wait in line for the movie at the movie theater. Oh, that's awesome.

Yeah, it's like that stuff. Okay, great. By me sliming this place. Man, we've been talking about this for so... All right. I guess we need to put our cards on the table. What, are you about to talk about the Nisproso machine? Well, first of all, yeah, that. I have some fucking beans to pick

about that fucking Nespresso machine. Nispros, please refer to it properly. Okay, we'll get into that. Studio Nisproso machine. Hey, Marcus, have you seen the packaging for these pods? Yeah, I have one of my home. You don't know, what do they? Are they? It doesn't communicate.

It's like the only one I know is hazelnut because it's like hazelnatto. Everything else is like, what's Grenigi? What is this? Is that coffee? I tried to get coffee just a second ago and it was fucking espresso. He was so mad. Where does it communicate that? And it says it just really, really small.

On this side of it's just like, espresso. Tiny. It makes no sense Because everything's got like a fucking Ikea You know what I mean? It's like has to be weird words That don't mean the thing

But we live by a A fucking code of laws Okay, the guideline How things is communicated In the whole point of a package! I simplify it I only get the flavored ones So that way I got

Hezalino Carmelito and vanilla manito. One of these pod, one of them is decaps. One of them is decap. I don't even know if I'm getting the coffee. The whole point of a package

is to communicate the fuck it is. Especially when he tried to look it up online and he still doesn't give any answers and he starts screaming, mental warfare. It's psychological. It's psychological. and I don't even know if I'm getting the caffeine.

It's fucking not right. So bad. I love how mad he is about it. Not right. It's perfect. I love it. It's made bright in my fucking day. So anyways.

A lot of pop culture. Kardashian fucking freeing dudes from prison and shit. Oh yeah. Well, that's, you know, we're not going to get into that because that's a whole other thing. Because we were still up last night.

I found out that Anthony Bourdain killed himself. And I got real fucking sad, man. I'm glad I did not see that last night. At least I woke up and saw it properly hung over as opposed to. It was very, very, I mean, I love Anthony Bourdain. I love everything that he does. I love everything about him. He just, um, and he had such a hard fucking life.

I'm not even into cooking shows or anything like that. And I love his show. Yeah, he's the fucking best. raw and so just yeah and just so open but he was so open about his mental illness issues as well as his like heroin addiction that he had for a long

time that he kicked and he's just been such a I don't know I felt like it was he was a positive beacon for a lot of people that you can overcome these things and like at 44 he was just like in a bunch of debt and he didn't know how to pay his rent and he didn't know

what he was going to do and he ended up just publishing a book and it was like a New York Times article was written about him he published this book and he exploded and like that's that's so hard to even fathom at 30 thinking that it's just like I already feel like a failure every single day

and then to get to 44 and you still feel like a failure and yet you can still Phoenix and then you fucking kill yourself I'm very upset it's very upsetting and like the whole thing is that he's been so open about how much he loves his daughter and like she's 12 I'm not going to cry about this.

I'm not going to cry. I'm not going to cry about this. But I feel like I just want to cry. It makes me very upset. And I guess, you know, we're not going to do this the whole time. I'm going to try not to. But I just can't shake it. Yeah.

It's scary. Yeah. Yeah. It's real scary. Yeah. Very much so. Anyway, I watched You've Got Mail this week. I watched you've got mail this week.

And you know what? I loved it. I loved every fucking second of it. You seem angry that you liked it. I love you've got male. I love everything about it. And you know what? I'm also mourning this week.

I'm mourning Meg Ryan's face and what she has done to it because she was so beautiful. And you've got male. Even though she has a very bad haircut, she still was so beautiful. And I also forgot how much. much I loved Greg Kinnear. What does she have? Does she have the talk to the manager haircut in that? She did. Yeah. Didn't she also have the talk to the manager haircut in? What was the movie that the Goo Goo Goo Dolls had the big song in? Oh my God, City of Angels. City of Angels also had the talk to the manager haircut in that as well. Had that for a few years. She did. Man, do you remember

City of Angels? I don't know if I've talked about this on here. I remember specifically watching City of angels with Henry and my mother and father. Of course, Henry and my father made fun of it the entire time because it's a love story and it's semi-boring. My mother and I was like, oh, it's love and la-la-la. And then my father's watching. He comes in from smoking a cigarette. She's on the bike and her arms are open and she's just feeling alive.

He's like, yeah, then she gets hit by a fucking bus. And then she gets hit by a fucking bus. That's amazing. Do everybody cheer? Henry and my dad, I've never seen them laugh so hard. And my mother and I were like, oh my God. Oh my God, why did they kill her? And we just, we're sobbing, they're screaming with laughter.

And what a way to end a rom-com, you know? It's a romody. It's a romody. What do you call a romantic drama? Oh, a romantic drama. Oh, okay. I was about to ask like, what city of angels are rom-com? No, no, it's a drum tick romady.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Drumtic romody. Is that how you... Is that how you... Had a little bit of this, had a bit a little bit of that. I don't think there was any laughing in city majors. It was zero laughing in it? Yeah, not that I recall.

Your brother and your father, they laughed quite widely. They had a great time with it, though. I don't remember that movie. I used to like a fair share of rom-coms, you know, back in the day. I would enjoy... I remember really enjoying you've got male. I like the antagonistic relationship between Tom Hanks and Meg Ryan. They're really great fighting, and they're even better fucking.

and sucking it's not about sucking and fucking and you've got males about pure nice love when he takes that straw and fucking rips a line of blow

out of her ass I'm thinking of the Wall Street that's what it is kudos to that Henry was in that do you remember when he was in that yeah he worked with Scorsese

he said he was a real you know what he said about Scorsese said he was a real big old orange you mean like he's appealing We are brutally hungover right now And I think it's a good time to talk about that We've been staying up late

Hanging out being friends And that's the most important thing We can be right now for each other Yes And you know Get real sad about Anthony Bortain That is brutally tragic I love that you brought it back up

I'm so sad about it It's nestled in my brain And I can't shake it I don't even know what to say I mean especially with Kate Spade Which is also equally tragic I hope that, you know, I know that there's been people trying to make a fun funny out of all of it, but hopefully people are maybe getting even more serious about this one.

And we just, I don't know. I just, it's terrifying that it's so late in life after so much success, it's like you would still succumb, you know? Yeah. And I just, yeah, everybody please reach out. Yeah, yes. If you're having issues like that. Is this, it's, yeah, it's rough. So that's always going to be kind of the undercurrent of this.

show. That's like the undercurrent. That's like the bedrock of the show. Is this tragedy? I want to bet. Holden, I did not expect you to be the one to tell people to reach out. Yeah. Oh, bottle it up. Bottle it up, keep it in. That's what my mother said. And she, she, the only person she talked to was the mailman. She did. She wrote that on a card and handed it to me. This is funny coming from a man saying that I should be the third in the suicide threes this week. That is not what I said. You said that. So you're like, who is it going to be?

There's probably, you know, everything comes in threes. And then Jackie was like, maybe it'll be me. And then it's like, Jackie, you're getting there. You're doing very well. I like that you said it like I'm fucking Jenny from Forrest Gump. I was trying to think of a Forrest Gump quote. And I couldn't because that's how hung up. Well, I didn't want to do the fucking bullshit one.

What's the other, like, like shrimp, geriac. What does he say? He's like, I could love again. I know what I may not be a smart man, but I know what love is. That's the one I was looking for. Man, that's sad too. That is sad. That is sad. When fucking, yeah.

Is he like me? Of course he is. Like bad. Yeah. And then all legless gym comes in, he's like, I fucking lost my legs in the fucking war, you comey. And it was just like, whoa, that is taking a weird turn. Is this political now?

It's like, I don't like the president! You know, Holden, I would watch you redo all of Fars Gump with you playing all of the characters. Right? It'll be like a Michelle Gantry movie, but covered in cum. God, how much cum is on these chairs? You've been here for two days. I can only imagine. See, Holden was telling me, he's like, I can't believe you don't clean the screen on your computer.

I had to wipe down this whole, it was disgusting, Marcus. And that's the last time I was there, I also requested, I was like, Henry, can you do something about this? This is fucking ridiculous. This is so, because Henry spit so much when he talks, so the entire scream looks like it is covered in fucking goose. It's disgusting. It doesn't look like spit. It looks like semen. And I just, I just, I wiped it down the first thing.

I'm like, I got to stare at it. I'm doing research for. Was it in the bruiser? I got to stare at this screen. You stare at the screen for hours. I don't notice. And you don't notice all that. And the keyboard's covered in what looks like dirty, like coffee or something.

It looks like... It could be chocolate. It's like brown. Yeah. Why is it brown? It's a white keyboard. How do you not see the shit on that screen? Because I remember I walked in.

I'd never been to the L.A. studio before. I walked in. I sat down in front of the computer and I said, Jesus Christ. Yeah, dude. What? What is this? Yeah, dude. It's disgusting. A, I'm in L.A. though.

I'm loving it. The studio is besides the screen. Literally, the screen's like the one thing. You know? And the studio's great out there. I could use a little once over. Oh, yeah? Oh, yeah? I'm just fucking saying it. I'm shaking into a microphone. You asked me to be here.

I did. Honestly, you didn't have much of a choice. You are sleeping in this room. I'm sleeping in this room. It'd be weird for me to just sit on the couch and, like, listen to one of these. That would be weird. But anyway, what the hell was I was talking about how, oh, I was talking about I'm in LA and you can walk into a store

and purchase legal marijuana in Los Angeles and that is kind of a fun thing to do. We had fun. I got to spin a wheel. He got to spin a wheel. He was very excited about the wheel. And they clap while you do it and you start clapping. And then it can spend, you spin the wheel what to just, you just want to try one kind of weed and it doesn't matter what. And they just give you. It's like a discount thing. If you're a first customer, first time customer, you get to spin the wheel and you get that money off of your next purchase. Oh, that's fine.

And you clap and you scream. And she was very nice. She was very friendly, the lady. We talked and talked. They're all loving life, dude. I don't like the fact that they are referred to as bud tenders. I think that really gross. It truly grosses me out.

Ew. That's officially what they're named? They are called bud tenders. And that, like, bar tender? But you're not, it's not like a bar. You don't hang out there. I get it now. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

But it's like, yeah, it's, but you're supposed to tip them. I mean, technically, it is a service as a customer service. And I don't like it. It makes me think of like, like really fat fingies, you know? Like, oh, I'm going to touch you with my bud tenders. Ew. Oh, my juicy fingers. Ew.

Get away from my bud tenders. Ew. Bud tending, like, bud tending sounds like what Henry does when he has to cut away the shitty hair on his ass Oh. Wait, he has to do that? Does he have to do that? Yeah, you didn't know about that? No.

He has to cut his shitty hair off. He has to open up his butt cheeks and he has to trim the hair around his asshole so a bunch, so shit doesn't get caught in it constantly. We have discussed, maybe I just block it out because I don't want to think about it or what scissors he is using to do it. And then the hair, yeah, what are those scissors like? And what scissors are they? It's not like he has scissors in the bathroom. He doesn't? Oh, no.

What scissors are... Do you think he grooms Wendy with his butthole scissors? I don't think so... No, Wendy has her own specific everything. I've also almost used the dog toothpaste multiple times. Yeah. You need to take that dog to school. Highly unruly.

She is not. She is not disciplined. Whoa. How dare you say that she's only sweet? I wanted her to give me a... I went snack! Snack! Snack! Snack!

Trying to get her to bring me a snack. She wouldn't do that shit. And I said you're a shit. Hey. I did. I called her one. No, she is an independent woman and she is allowed to choose what she does and what she does not want to do. Too pampered.

How are you doing with the dog, with training and disciplining the dog? He has already fucking seen me as the alpha dog. Nice. I mean, there is new question as to who's in charge in that house. At least as far as the dog goes. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He likes Carolina. A lot more than he likes me.

Quite a bit more. Why? Why do you say that? Because I'm the alpha dog. Yeah, he's got to be the bad cop. What do you do to make yourself the alpha dog? Put on a police officer's uniform. And pretend to be a police. I'm to pin, to pin, to pen, pretend.

Pretend. Fuck me. Oh my God. You're dumb for forever, man. I'm so dumb, dude. This weed out here got me lifted out my fucking mind. Fliped upside down. I'm a rap artist now and shit.

Please don't I'm a rap artist now I'm not gonna do my raps on your fucking show I'm gonna debut them and shit on interesting shit Whoa no no I mean not oh my god I'm song over It's cut it out Mary cut it out No don't cut it out

Mary I want to know Keep it in keep it in keep it in Keep it in I want everyone to know that you're a monster I was I'm an indie shit I like it because he did turn bright red I did turn bright red I did turn bright red I'm sorry I want to apologize to everybody Thank you you're welcome

I'd like you to sing the I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Isn't that how it goes? No, I need more lyrics. Um, I apologize to you and my eyes are sad today. I can't believe that we have all seen the children pray. And they will bow their heads, and they will count their eggs, and they will see that life's alive. The dragon is your god tonight.

Do not dance with him. Do not slide. Do not live another double. You have got to be yourself Put that elf right back on the shelf. It's Christmas time in Cincinnati And I'm feeling baddie And I'm feeling love love giving go 69 and suck and blow

Give her asshole a little wink Give it up and make it drink drink that shit out from that asshole Drink her shit and suck her shit down Now throw up and live your life And remember that night by the knife Where you were looking at her and smelling her shit shit and eating her shit. I'm sorry.

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They just picked up the people that are in this Adams. I can't wait to fucking watch it. Real quick, too. Did you guys know? I loved the Adams family, like, movies that came out when we were young, right? I still adore those movies. Yes, they are shockingly phenomenal.

I used to watch them with my dad. Like, we loved them. We went and saw both in the theater. And I was just remember being so surprised that it was really good. It's so good. And especially the second one, how great the fucking second one is. And I think doing an animation thing is the only way to skirt around getting under the shadow of those movies.

Yeah. There's no way they can be do it. Because the movies are, they're perfect. Yeah. And the only way is to totally. Totally flipped the script and you're like, no, it's animated. And then this cast is dynamite. I mean, you've got Oscar Isaac as Gomez.

Got Charlize their own as Morticia. Hmm. Got Bet Midler playing the grandmother. Okay. Oh, now that's good one. She's got witch experience. Yes, hocus pocus. You got Finn Wolfhard playing Pugsley.

And I don't... And Nick Kroll is Uncle Fester. You know, I don't like the cast. It's just, yeah, because I saw you, react weird to Charlie Theron, but you have a, I remember now, because you don't like the Monster Woman movie. About that.

We're talking about Monster? I like the movie. I just don't like how sympathetically they portrayed Eileen Wernos. Yes, exactly. So, so, but you liked her in it? So how come, she was fucking great in it. No, she was, the acting and Christina Ritchie was fucking amazing in it. Like, the movie itself is very good. I just think they

portrayed a sociopath and way, way too sympathetic of a light. Hmm. Mm. Because she was guilty. Yes. For sure. But, but, but, uh, why is she not selling you on, uh, as morticia? I just, because it needs to be someone a little more.

Okay. But her voice is so sexy, though. I wish they had gotten like an actual snake to do it. How fun would that be? How fucking awesome. Oh, my more. How fucking awesome would that be? I'd be tripping balls watching that movie.

I think it would make me cry. I'd give it three mushrooms. Out of how many mushrooms? 59. Okay. All right. So it's not that great. Not good at all.

It's very bad. Why are they getting Finn Wolf hardest Pugsley? Are there no fat children in Hollywood? But I mean, it's a voice. It's a voice. Yeah, but you still got to get a fat kid. I know. He's not going to sound right.

Because the old Pogsley sounded like a fat kid because he was. Yeah, he was a fat kid. I mean, especially it's because it's all in the cheeks. Who are the bigger kids in Hollywood, though? I'm trying to think right now. There's no fatties around anymore. Got to find one. There's got to be one out there.

I don't know. I mean, what are you going to Google right now, Jackie? No, I was just thinking of, I was looking up, um, what is it called the big green, fat? Fat Hollywood children. She's kidding it. No, I want, no, it was big green egg. Big green egg.

What's the name of the kid? It's a type of grill. There's a grill called a big green egg. Oh yeah, I'm not a big green egg. He was the fat kid that was in like every, he was the fat kid that was in everything. He's like a full. He's like a golden old. I was just trying to remember what his name was.

He's older than us. Patrick Randna. Oh, he looks bad. Ooh. Did they just do a reunion with all the sandlot? kids too? I guess so. I think they did, yeah, which is super cool. Oh yeah, because it's the 25th anniversary. Jesus Christ. Remember there was a fucking movie called Fat Camp? Yeah. No, that heavyweights. Oh, heavy weights. Dude, heavy weights is it. That movie still fucking holds up. Oh, yeah. Ben Stiller is

like the crazy fanatic trying to keep them all, like to get them all to lose weight. Gotcha. It's great. I was always so scared of getting sent to Fat Camp. Yeah. My co-host has talked about it before. He went, he had to go. What, Jake went to Fat Camp? Totally. He can tell you about his experience. He's talked about it on the show. I always thought Fat Camp was a myth. Like, I thought it was a Simpsons joke. So real. The Fed Camp didn't actually exist. I know. You wouldn't think it would be possibly legal, right?

Like, to even do that. But then, of course, they have those other creepy camps where they try to convince people that they're not gay when they're obviously definitely gay. Conversion camps, yeah. Yes. So, I mean, it gets real dark. That's right, Marcus. I'm going there. Okay. I'm going there with it. He's just like DeGrosse today. He goes there. It's like DeGrosy today. And I'm Drake. young Drake before rapping. Wait, was that young Drake before he got shot

and then he became wheelchair Drake? What? Yeah. I didn't know what happened on that show. Yeah, he was the basketball star, and then he got shot in a school shooting, and then he was in a wheelchair for the rest of the seasons. How did they depict a school shooting on DeGrasi?

It goes there, dude. What? The fuck is that? They also had an abortion episode where one of the girls got an abortion, and they wouldn't show it in the United States because it's a Canadian show. Mm-hmm.

It goes there. Jesus, God. There's a lot of R in there, too. There's a lot of touchies. There was a lot of, it was a lot of, they really go there. Is it shady to put you out there and say you quit watching 13 reasons why? Is that going to make the fan base upset? I don't think so because I think a lot of people are against it.

Are against what's going on on that show right now? Yes. Interesting. I think everyone's against it. Sounds like a rough time. I don't understand this, Marcus. It seems like, because my fiancee is the same way, too. She loves Handmaid's Tale, and it makes me so bummed out.

And it seems like all she wants to watch are these bummer shows that are really upsetting to watch right before bed. You know what I mean? Do you have that? Oh, no, she's not a bummer show person at all. Okay. You're like horror movies. Yeah. Totally, right?

And I just had to stop watching Hammaids Tale because it just makes me very upset. It is a good show, though. It's a very good show. And that's why I kept watching it all through season one because I'm like, this is definitely good. It just puts me in a shitty place. Like, for a while there, I was only watching with Lexie, Hamate's Tale and The Keepers. and I wanted to die. It was so awful.

You can't watch them back to back. That's rough. It was at the same time. It was just like, what do you want to watch tonight, honey? You know, what's the options do we have tonight? You know? Children or women. Jesus Christ.

Yeah. Actually, I do take that back. There is every once in a while she will get an urge to watch something like super sad. And she's like, you know what I haven't seen in a long time? Dear Zachary. Oh, my God. I knew you were gonna say that. I knew you were gonna say that.

I have not been able to watch that movie since the first time I saw it. I watched it twice a year. Yeah. We were like, I was like, yeah, all right, yeah, I guess I'll watch it again. And we're watching it and we're about like three quarters of the way through and she's bawling going,

I made a mistake. And a mistake it was. And a mistake it was. For sure. I mean, you should, you should watch it again, Handmaid sale? No, dear Zachary. Yeah, I suppose so.

Maybe when I just want to ruin someone's day in the future, that's kind of what I did was I went over to Sena's house, and he was there with his lady, and I convinced, I was like, watch this trailer. I've been dying to see this. We were just going to sit down. I'm like, watch a movie. I had no idea it was going to be that rough.

Or I never would. And I literally, like, I called Sina like two days later, and I'm like, I'm still thinking about it. And he's like, yeah, man, it's been really fucked up here in this house lately. Like, it was really bad. It ruined my week. Yeah. Like, I ruined my entire week.

But sometimes don't you want something to just kind of ruin your week? A little bit, yeah, definitely. Like that time I got, I watched, got really drunk and watched ordinary people alone for the first time. And what was funny with that movie was, I was like, this movie is not getting to me.

I was like hanging out, you know, chilling. I was like, this movie's not even getting to me. This is sad, but, like, it's not a big deal. You know, and then the final line of the movie and there's like this big kind of crane shot pan out, And I was just staring at the screen and I just went, oh, it's just like,

audible, like loud cry I've ever had in my life where I was like started laughing after a while because I was crying so loudly. I was like, oh! Just so loud. Man, Mary Tyler Moore is the fucking shit in that movie.

She's amazing. That's why I keep trying to convince you to watch Iron Giant. I've seen Iron Giant. Oh, you have? Yeah. Who is it that I was talking to then? Maybe it was Ed or somebody.

That movie will make you cry. You may, I don't know if you know this, but ordinary people, Mark David Chapman, the first time he went to New York City to kill John Lennon, he decided not to after watching ordinary people in the theater. Wow. Wow. Yeah, he was like, oh, I'm not going to do it. You know, this movie, because the movie touched him so much.

And so he went back to Hawaii. But then once he got back to Hawaii, the little bully in his head started talking again. Yeah, I get it does. killed John Lynn. So he drew, he went all the way back to New York and then boom, you know, and then he's dead. But yeah, ordinary people saved John Linan's life for like a week and a half. You'd think Hawaii would, you know, brighten a pup up. No, you know, sometimes just, sometimes I feel like the beauty makes it even worse.

That's L.A. for you a little bit. I love the sun out here. I'm just throwing it out there because it is a little tough sometimes when everything's bright and shiny around you. Everybody's so kind of blissy around this. area it seems and sometimes that can really kind of make it worse you know. Yes. How's your sweat? Are you carrying around your sweat rag? How's sweat? I should have brought a sweat rag. It's a drier heat out here so it's not as bad but I was to yesterday. I started sweating profusely when we went to the weed shop which is a bit embarrassing. Because

then it also looks like maybe you're like nervous about it which I'm not. I'm like totally fine with it. I'm super cool and all the kids like me and think I'm cool. Which is funny because you you You explicitly said that no one likes you when you go to stores unless you're with me or Henry or Ed. Yeah, you or Henry or Ed. Usually I don't get that much love. Like, they throw in an extra J-bone because she said she liked me and that never happens unless I'm with Henry, Jackie, or Ed, because they just love them so much. Weed stores. I thought you meant like any store.

Well. Well, any store. No, no, anywhere. I get treated either. Yeah. Either they're just like, what you need. You know what I mean? They don't even say the full.

sentence or whatever, but if I'm with Jackie and she's like, hey. Hey, hi. I mean a Jay Bouncer. Yeah, yeah, I love it. You should have, do you have Insta? Do you have Insta? Do you have Insta? You bad tender?

Can you touch me with your big juicy fingers? I can. I have Insta. Hey, thank you and you on Insta because I'm on Insta. I have a stick. I have a stick. I have a stick. Give me, give me, give me, give me.

Oh my God, she's having actual. actual intercourse with my selfie stick. Oh, I thought you meant your dick. A star is born every day. And a star will be born today because a star is born is coming out. And it looks pretty cool. I forced Holden to watch the trailer for a star is born. I love the cast.

It is. It's Bradley Cooper and Lady fucking Gaga. And I am, you know what? It looks like. It's like Crazy Heart, but more on the romantic side of Crazy Heart, less on the addiction. A personal struggle side of crazy heart, it seems. Like, it's more about, you know.

They're loved. They're loved Chappelle, man. That's awesome. Dude, Dave Chappelle looks hot as fuck in that trailer. If this was a different cast of, like, just pretty people that were kind of whatever, that weren't like Lady Gaga, Dave Chappelle, and who's, and Bradley Cooper. Like, if it was a cast of people, I did not care about at all, this movie, I think, would be completely uninteresting to me. But with this cast, I'm now interested in watching it.

I also feel like I have. I haven't cared about Bradley Cooper in a long time, and I actually, I know it's going to be hot garbage, but it's the hot garbage I like. I mean, it might be good. I mean, that, again, like, that cat, like, I'm in. I'm definitely going to want to check it out. Yeah, you got the Dice Man in there.

Awesome. You got Dice Man in there? I love him in movies. Dice Man. Yeah, you play Lady Gaga's dad. That's awesome. Oh, that is awesome. He's a great actor.

He's fantastic. I love Andrew Dice Clay. Oh, I'd kiss him. Yeah, why not? Still. Where? Um, problem? Like right above his nipples.

Right above his nipples. Yeah, but not on the nipples because I don't give it away for free. I'd breathe on his knees. Yeah? Yeah. Until they got wet? Yeah. Like wet with like your saliva?

It sneezed on his dog. Don't. Give him some human disease. Please don't do that. Wow, I'm throwing some dog shade out right now today. You have been dog shed in a lot. Everyone got a dog, you know? And I see y'all out there, okay?

I don't have a dog. All right. What are you hiding? That's what I want to ask. you when you get a dog. What are you hiding though? Marcus, what are you hiding? What are you hiding? What are you hiding? What am I hiding? Hiding? What am I hiding? Hiding? Uh-oh.

If lawyers were saying more songs in court, many more people would get off of death row of different things. If lawyers just would start singing in court, you know, what did he do? What did he do? Well, he stabbed that man's what did he do? Just get him out of the court. All right, he's You know what he's free? He didn't do it. I guess he didn't fucking do it. He's singing about it. He obviously didn't do it.

He is free. That tap dancing scene was phenomenal. He is free. Oh my God. And once they bring in the penguins, are they allowed to bring in penguins? Like happy feet. Like happy.

Anytime. Sometimes that dance and singing animal shit pisses me the fuck off. Whoa. Do you think Lady Gaga is a good actress? Yeah. Have you seen her in American Horror story? Have you saw the documentary?

I'm going to disagree. No. I mean, she's not the best. I feel like she's a very one note, but she does what she does well. Hmm. What is that? Like, smoky, sexy.

Do you think her sexy vampire routine is going to translate to a star is born? Yeah, because this is an insecure. The whole thing is, like, she's afraid to sing her own songs that she writes, very played kind of, honestly, plot. But, you know, and he's like this big deal of musician and he's going to convince her to go

out and like sing her song. That's why I feel like there's got to be some sort of caveat. Like there's no way it's just that movie. I like how you say caveat. Caviote. That was awesome. Right? Caviote.

How do you say it? Caviot. Caviot. Yeah, it sucks. Oh yeah, it does. It's like the shitty southern dickheads way of saying it. Anyways, uh, yeah, I, I don't know. I haven't really seen her in American Horror Story.

It's not, American Horror Story is not really my thing. I like the first two seasons a lot and parts of the fourth season. Okay. I definitely watched it for way too long and I just was like, it's gonna get better. It's gonna get better. Is the third one the circus one? No, the third one's the witches one.

You can skip that one. That one was garbage. The fourth one's the circus one and that one. It has, for the most part, pretty bad, but the moments are wonderful. Later, just look up Jessica Lang singing Life on Mars. Yes, I was about to ask about that. I was about ask about that. I just love Jessica Lang and that's the thing.

I'll watch her do almost anything. That's why I've watched so much of it. And Kathy Bates, too. And that's why I would watch as Starsbourne, because I like Bradley Cooper. I like Dave Chappelle and I like The Gogs. But I don't know if she's necessarily a great actor. I just like her as an entity. I really enjoyed the documentary.

But it's really fun because there's a behind the scenes of her, like, being really kind of bitchy on set. Yeah. And for American Horror Story, it's kind of interesting to watch. It seems like she's the kind of actor that is kind of annoying to deal. deal with because they get really easily sort of flustered and frustrated and you have to deal with their shit, you know what I mean? Like, or the kind of thing where it's like, this isn't your strength, your strength's in the studio.

So when you, and so you get easier, more easily frustrated because like, you'd have to work a lot harder to get good at this and you already worked your ass off to become a good, like, singer and stage performer. And I think that's definitely what it is. I think that she's definitely walked in. She is very talented. And when she's in a space that she doesn't feel as talented in, I think she also is, She gets into diva pecky, you know?

I get that. I get that totally. Yeah. I mean, I would, I think that I would probably be the same way. But I, I don't think that she's going to be a very good actress in this. Yeah. I like that she's got the whole play down. I mean, it barely even looks like Lady Gaga.

She has to be insecure. She has to be, at least for half the movie, right? For at least half the movie. She has to play insecure, shy and in love. I just feel like it's going to be like one of those like Manchester by the sea, where I didn't give a fuck about Manchester by the sea. and everyone's like, but it's so sad. I was like, I saw the trailer.

And then you watch a movie and you're like, oh, it's got all this other shit in it. Okay, I get it. This is really sad. It is very sad. And I just am hoping that I'm going to cry through a Star is Born. But maybe this is I'm going to cry. I'm hoping I will be delighted by some good music in a Starsborn.

I love these movies kind of like, oh, damn, why can I remember it? Well, like Once, and what's the movie also by the director of Once that I I was always trying to get you to watch. So fucking good. What was the, wow, what's the name of it? Let's jam. No.

Let's jam? About, um, kiddies in the park. Kitty's in the park. No, no. That one's by, um, that was by, uh,

Aerosmith. Oh, yeah. Kitties in the park. Always after talk. Don't bring up fucking arrows. Let him live in hell for one night with a cat in the park. Rout, row!

And we'll fight. I am on song fire. You're doing her. I'm glad. I'm glad because the lyrics are not coming to me today, and I appreciate you. You're talking about Sing Street, which I also loved. I loved Sing Street, and I love the kinds of quote-unquote musicals where the music's, like, built into the movie. Like, because it's a movie about a band.

Have you still not seen Sing Street? I've not seen Sing Street. I've been trying to get you to watch this fucking movie since I saw it in theaters. All the ladies independent throw your hands up at me. yon-saying? I'm biancing you right now. Did I just get yawned right now? Yeah dude. I think you got yonks. Sorry. Pretty fucking hard. Honestly. I'm fine. Yeah, I did the hand motions in his space. Then I now fucking support Kanye West. Whoa. Yeah, I now support his bullshit. I hate his shit and I support his shit. Don't do it. Because you just ya yawned me on this fucking radio show. I'm sorry I ya ya ya yawned you

dude. I just called this a radio show. That was kind of weird. Oh, radios show. An all time a radio show. Ah, we've got a tambourine and we've got a big old girl Jesus hey what is what are you doing me to you It was all the Godzilla It was a good I said we have one He's suck it around again I'm so on over it wasn't that Okay first of all Mary fucking help me the fuck out right now and put it can you say something like me that's nice a nice compliment to Jackie right here

Mary Mary? Mary don't take it out and don't Please don't do that. Nope. Leave it in. Mary is our stalwart editor. That I'm communicating too. Well, he's got his big old girl here. Doesn't he?

Does he have his big old girl here? Everyone hates you now. Everybody hates you now. I'm trying to do this show so the poor people like me. It's not working. I wish everyone could have seen the look of terror on Holden's face as the phrase

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Like it looked like a big fucking lizard. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Thank you. Sort of. But like a godlike one. Aw, thanks. Yeah, it shoots a big beam of light

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Third weeks of charm. Still messed it up. Celebrities who are turning 60 years old this year. Who's old today? Madonna. Man, looks like a fucking skeleton. Oh, by the way, shout out to my brother, just turned 40, which I cannot believe it's a shout out to Avery.

40? 40 and now living with a woman and children. He had a balloon fight in the backyard. I hate this. I hate this conversation. See, he called Avery for his birthday earlier and I told him to say that he should marry me instead and not some bimbo with kids. Whoa! She's a lovely woman. I'm sure she's nice.

But you know, between, you know, I can't have Mark his older brother. I can't have your older brother. What am I supposed to do with myself? Yeah, Charlie is turning 40 this year as well. Wow. Oh my god. Yeah, my other brother's turning 41, Thomas. Making 40 look good. I know that's not 60. We're talking about a list of people turning 60, but still, mind-blowing to me. And shout out to every happy birthday, bud. He's not going to be a lot of the show. Turning 60 years old. Really? Goddard. She looks so fucking good. What do you think her best look is? What movie do you think her best look is?

I don't think it's not, I don't think it is Scarface. Batman Returns. Oh, Mama, yeah. Hot, hot, hot ice. What is it called? Not the, is it the deep end of the ocean? The fabulous baker boys? One Fine Day.

One Fine Day. She's in this movie called One Fine Day with George Clooney. And through most of it, do you want to look up One Fine Day? Yeah, maybe. I saw you looking for the mouse. She is in this movie and it's a rom-com in the, I'm going to say, the late 90s. and she looks fantastic because halfway through she spills coffee in her shirt so she has to wear her son's little dinosaur shirt through most of it so it's like she's got her middrift showing it's

like 90s hot hmm oh like milk money like uh like money gotcha yeah yeah she's like a yummy mommy she's yummy mommy for sure yeah and i think oh it's a it's a good romantic it's the way her hair like that just goes a little over her eye yeah and i think oh my god god She is an architect who needs to give a very important presentation. Does she give the presentation, Jackie? She chooses her kid. You know, sometimes you have to choose your child. Sometimes.

And that's okay. But she was in, she was in, she was divorced. George Clooney, I believe, is also divorced. And they got to watch their kids. And they lose their kids in New York City. And then they fall in love as they go and try and find their kids. The kids are fine the entire time. But they go on little adventures too.

If I could just cut all the kid parts out of it, that would be great. Oh, yeah, choose your kids, and now your kids can't go to college because you lost your job. There you go, take that, you six-year-old fuck. Yeah, who got shows now? Yeah. Yeah, you tell them. Right? But it's a delightful movie.

That seems delightful. And the song One Fine Day, I think, plays about five times. Oh, really? One Five Day, you look at me. It always makes I think of my mother in the Barbershop quartet. because she would always sing the baritone parts, which is just like the harmony in it. And it kind of ruined songs for you.

Like Love Potion Number 9? Yes. Speaking of which, remember that movie? I loved that movie. I don't think I saw that movie. Love Potion Number 9? And that song plays a bunch. The weird part about One Fine Day though is during the credits that song Dead Girls plays.

Dead Girls! I've been dreaming about some dead girls! You know what I'm saying? And that just doesn't fit with anything in the movie. The kids don't die. It's a rom-com. Ooh, this movie looks bad. What?

I mean, fun bad. The end scene is great because she accidentally takes too much, I think, or he, and gets chased down the street by, like, a ton of women or whatever, or men. I can't remember. She's, like, really nerdy, yes. Sandra Bullock, dude, this movie's great. No, that's not Sandra Bullock. Does that Sandra Bullock lookalike?

It's a Sandra Bullock-like. No, that's Sandra Bullock. No, that's Sandra Bullock. Is it? Yeah, they nerdified her. She's all that at her. Oh, gotcha. They miscongenialityed her.

Yeah, she's great. It's great. I loved this movie. I don't, I'm sure. Yeah, you got to watch this. I'll watch the fuck out of this. They actually make a love potion and then people can't like, you know. Is it in the 50s?

No. Weird clothes. But that song plays a lot. Oh, okay. Love potion number nine. Oh, it's like, what's that one with, um, it's not Catherine O'Hara. Peggy Sue got married. I feel like these are all in that same vein where like everyone was obsessed with

50s in the late 90s for some reason? Yes. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, they really were. Interesting. Anyway. Anyway, Kevin Bacon's turning 60. No. What's shaking bacon.

Dude, and his love to Kira Sedgwick, if they ever break up, I will. I mean, then love doesn't exist. Yeah. They really truly love each other. This is the word on the street. Andy McDowell is turning 60. Speaking of a rom-com legend.

Speaking of, and you know what, I know I get a lot of shit. because of what I said about Andy McDowell. However, I did watch the movie, you know when you watch, I've been playing the roulette game. I went on HBO and I just went, da, that, that, that, that, that.

This one. And I watched dinner's dinner with friends, which was Greg Kinnear and Andy McDowell. And, um, uh, World According to Terra. Transformers. Um, the, uh,

she's in, um. Jim Belushi. Jim Belushi. Jim Belushi. Man hammer. Hammer. Burn gully. Burn golly.

Bambi's mother gets shot. You're fucking dome piece by a hunter. Right up top. Not the mama. Not the mama. Not the mama. Tony Colette. Tony Colette. Tony Colette. Not the mama. Tony Colette, not the mama.

But she is a mama in it and Dennis Quaid. And it is a play that they turned into a movie with the four of them. And it's like their interrelationships as couples that have known each other for a very long time. Very boring. Not very good. And I watched the entire thing. I'm the baby. Gotta love me!

I was that fucking baby growing up. You know that. I bet you were. You are forced to love the baby when it's around. Yep. Had to love that fucking baby. He's really cute. Man,

he would hit him with the frying pan. You know what I liked was the scenes where the dad dinosaur was eating lunch for some reason. I remember like him those. Eating all the little. Man, you remember. You know what?

I totally get it. Yeah. So you know, I would sit down and open up his lunchbox and he had his little hard hat on and he had his tiny little hat on and he had his tiny little hat on. It's very cute. It's very great. Do you remember the, the, there was a music video with the baby.

I'm the baby, gotta love me. Big purple eyes, I'm very cuddly. Oh, wow. Especially when I hit my daddy with a frying pan. Wow. And then it goes into like this like, I don't know why I just had, yeah, because then you look, he's got a little rapper outfit on and he gets into his toy car and he does like a rap portion of it. It's so funny with the physical abuse back then with Barton Homer.

the baby and the daddy. Like we were really into like just some kind of physical abuse happening between father and son. It's kind of an interesting trend. You know, sometimes they get out of line. Whoa. Time for blind items. We can't see them. Good.

This former A plus list tweener actress turned A minus B plus list adult singer owns over two dozen apartment buildings. No one would have guessed that. is would say it this former A plus list tweeter actress turned A minus B plus list Adult Singer owns over two dozen apartment buildings

No one would have guessed that Hillary Duff No But kind of close Kind of close I think Disney she's a Disney girl Was Hillary Duff a Disney girl?

She was Lizzie McGuire It's not fucking Miley Cyrus Isn't a B plus singer No way I'm gonna say Ariana Grande but she's also A plus. Actually, you hit Miley Cyrus. Yeah.

Really? I guess I could see that because her, she's declined. Like, her project with the flaming lips didn't go over very hot. I thought it was kind of cool. Everybody, like, it is not maybe great music, but I just thought it was an interesting choice. Yeah. And I think you should be allowed to do interesting things in music if you want to. Like, go hang out with the flaming lips and just get fucking crazy on hallucinogenics and, you know, make weird music.

Can we do that? That sounds great. Yeah, sure. I don't want to do the music part. I just want to do the hanging out part. Oh, we're making music. Okay, you guys can make music. I just want to do the hanging out part.

Hounds in the dust. I mean, you are on music fire today. If there is a day to do it, it's today. I'll work on some of the higher stuff. Hounds in the dust. Yeah. Hounds in the dust. That's things.

I'll say it a little differently and it'll be interesting that way. All right, cool. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, it's like an echo effect. Yes. Cool. Next item. Apparently it took about eight hours between the time this actor,

not A-plus list, mostly movie actor, and this actress, also A-plus list, who is an Oscar winner-slash-nominee, talked about their respective roles to having sex together at the place he was staying. They hung out for about eight hours, they're talking about a part, all of a sudden, they're having sex. She's an Oscar winner. He's an A-plus list. He's been around for a lot of a while now. And what's his name?

Older than Emma Stone. Okay. Older than Emma Stone. Damn, I was going to say Jayla. She's banging some hottie right now. God, I'd fucking make love to her, man. Jayla? No, Emma Stone.

Around the same age as Jay Law, I think. Maybe a little older. A little older than Jayla. Likes to you can Blair Witch in the corner, by the way, while I made love to Emma Stone. Okay, that's fine. No. Yeah, she can, you won't allow her to watch?

She could get to put a mirror in the corner. Okay. She is super hot. Oscar winner late 90s early to well no I think 2000s early to mid 2000s super hot Oscar winner um the uh the lady ms Hallie Barry and um Barry yeah and uh he monsters ball right uh so she yeah she won um Billy Bob Thornton filthy sexing with Billy Bob Thornton is that it that no the person she had sex with is uh this is his they're filming the third movie. Oh, see, I hear this was debunked. I got bonged. John Wick. Yeah, it's

Keanu Reeves and Halliberry. Got bunk, bitch. You know I've been following that. I didn't really? She fucked, uh, when did she fuck the-huh? See, I thought I was about to blow your shorts off on this. I, I saw, no, I actually, I straight up bought an OK magazine because I was in it, and I was just like, they are not fucking, what? And then it's like, flip, flip, and then everything online was like, no, I guess when the story came out, it was like, the day, it was like the first day she was on set and then they were like, if they fucked, they literally met

and then by lunchtime, fucked in the bathroom and then continuing, like, shooting all day and they, it's just like, but I would watch that tape. Yeah. Dude, the third John Wick is going to be awesome. Yeah, I'm very excited. I love the first

two John Wicks. They're incredible movies. Lexi loves, like Lexi's not a big action movie person. She loved both of those movies. They are the I don't know how to get it across, but these combat scenes are so well done. Like the acting's great,

the comedy in it is great, everything like that. But these action scenes are so well filmed. You can actually tell what's happening and it's incredibly impressive to watch. Keanu Reeves is an amazing action movie star. And he does all of his own stunts. He's a brilliant dude.

Like, we got to do a, a Wision the Bruiser on him. He's such a fascinating guy, such a tragic story and the way he's held it together. And he rides the subway. And everyone's like, You go, you rides the subway. It's just like, dude, fucking get over yourself, okay?

Keanu Reeves, come on. What planet are we living on, right? I love it. But when they approach him about the sad Keanu memes, he just said, that's so funny. Yeah. So, like, they take paparazzi pictures and re-contextualize them? Funny. Well, sounds like a harmless, good, clean fun.

That's like, that's so cute. He, like, cerebrally just processed that. Yep. And calmly sort of spat out a really nice, friendly quote about it. I just wish he would fuck Halliberry, and I wish, I don't want to Blair Witchett. I want to be, I want to be, like, the referee in the middle of it. I love it if you watch him slowly build, like, a big dog house, like a big one that people could fit inside of, and then just really...

Or, like, install a washer and dryer for me. A big dog house? You mean, like, a small house? Like a tiny little, but looks like a dog house. Like a shed. And then he just turns to her, and she's like, let's go in here and fuck like dogs, like filthy dogs. You know what I mean?

Yeah. And then they just went in there and did that together. I would like to watch that. I thought you were going to say that about me and that he was going to make me live in the tiny house because I'm a dog. I think you're beautiful. And I don't think you're even big like at all. And all you haters out there who are like, oh, Holden's just being a phony. Well, you know what?

Challenge me to a water drinking competition. Who can drink the most water? Yeah, that's where you're going head-to-head-off? Yes. All right. It's dangerous. It's dangerous. You're going to throw up, dude.

I'm going to probably die. You can kill yourself doing that. No, you can't. No, some frat boy killed himself doing that during a hazing thing. That's how I'm fucking, how legit I am. Water? That's how legitimate I am. Okay?

All right. Water poisoning. Yeah. Especially if you listen and you're a rapper, hit me up. You know where to find me. I'm on these streets, as Kevin Barnett would say. Yeah, that is what he would say. He always talks about that.

That is what he would say. He does talk about that a lot. I miss him. He's so rich. He's so rich. Kevin fucking, come on. Take me to dinner, dude. He's very, very successful. We've had a lot of good times together.

Take me to one nice dinner. He's very attractive. He's very successful. Anyways, I'm sorry. You've got to wrap up the show. I'll stop talking about that. We got to wrap up the show. Thank you very much, everybody, for listening.

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Instagram if you want to see pictures of Oki. Oki's so cute. Oh my God, Oki's so cute, Marcus. Yeah, you guys got to meet him. He's very sweet. He was a little shy at first, but he's starting to get used to us, and he like jumps up, and he's a good walker.

He's a good, it's great. I way prefer that over the dog that just tries to, like, steamroll you right when you walk in the apartment. I like a little shy. Yes. I appreciate it. He's a, yeah, he's a well-behaved little dog.

That's a little old. He's got some eye problems, and I think he's going blind. But he can figure it out. Oh, my God. He can wear sunglasses every day. Oh, we could get him a little. Oh, to help with his glaucoma, we can get him doggy weed. Oh, you definitely can get a doggy weed.

It'll be good. You can get doggy. Can you just get doggy CBD? Can you get him weed? Yeah, they're just like little doggy treats. Rambo uses it for his arthritis. And it helps him. Hmm.

I say that as if he chooses it, but he doesn't. but it helps him. It helps his legs. You don't even know if it helps me either because he can't actually truly communicate. No, but then he's not hobbling anymore. Oh, okay. That's nice.

Goodbye, everyone. Let's get the fuck out of here.