Page 7 - Episode 259: Despugcito

Episode Date: June 16, 2018

Uh oh it's a buy one Zebrowski get one free Page 7. Henry joins Jackie to gab over "Monsters Inside Me", Dr. Pimple Popper and celebs with chest hair.  Thanks to Care/of for supporting Page 7. For 25% off your first month of personalized care/of vitamins, visit http://takecareof.com and enter promo code: page7. Thanks to FilterEasy for sponsoring this episode. Visit http://filtereasy.com and use promo code: PAGE7 Local Forecast, Nowhere Land Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Common Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Hi, hi. This episode of page 7 is brought to you by Care of, a monthly subscription vitamin service made from effective quality ingredients personally tailored to your exact needs. For 25% off your first month of personalized care of vitamins, visit take care of.com and enter promo code page 7. This episode is also brought to you by Filter Easy. I swear to God. The thing is that it's not even the fact that you're,

you're singing the song as much as it is that it's just been this part of the song for the past two hours. You know what? It hasn't even been two hours. I think it's been about 40 minutes and it feels like it's been two hours because between this and the bullwhip, I'm very happy that you're back. Welcome to page seven everybody. My name is Jackie Zabrowski. I am joined here today by... Don't Lenin. Nope. Bullnick. Yeah, well, that is, I think that's Shrek. You have never just had one phrase of a song stuck in your head for multiple hours. Of course I have.

So how do you think I feel? I know it's awful, and I know it just goes on and on and on inside of your brain. I woke up this morning with, hey, days a week, and I can't get it out. And I wonder if this is the moment before I go to the gun store. Don't say that. But I'm saying. Don't say that. But that's how it starts.

You were so sad last week. Remember? I remember being upset. we're very upset. Did I introduce you yet? I never said my real name. Oh, Henry Zabrowski. Yeah, I'm Henry Zabrowski.

I'm back in town. I'm back from Florida. And I'm here. And I'm live. And I'm fucking large and charge. And homo, no FOMO. What's the worst part is that now I've got it in my head? It is a week.

I just hope we've spread it to everyone who listens to the show. Please. I hope that. You know, just record yourself singing that version. I think it's sung by ghosts. Yes, it's a ghost version of the song. It's a ghost cover of eight days a week. My favorite part is-

Marcus is not here. Marcus is not here. We are left to our own devices today. Yes. And I think it's going to be interesting. I feel prepped. Are you fine for it? Sure.

I think the best part is that the way Henry got prepped for it is Henry just received a bullet. whip in the mail. Yeah, I was going to talk about, I'm going to talk about this on the last podcast as well. I'd be thank the person who sent it to me. I didn't realize they had sent me a bull whip and then I finally opened the box and it was a fucking bullwhip and now I am unstoppable. So Henry's going, hey, there's a week as he's just, what, and I'm trying to finish up like the last of my research. I'm trying to get some, I'm trying to get the commercials done. I'm trying to do other things. Yeah. And it was just, like, just slamming, slamming the couch.

And I feel like I'm about to have a panic attack, but while laughing, like a manic attack. That's the idea. I mean, I hope to always drive people to the brick. Does you and the killdozer? We've been covering the killdozer and side stories for quite a bit. I'm sorry, I don't know what that is. Oh, Jackie, you would really like it. Is it a hot dog?

No, it's a man that built a gigantic, indestructible steel case on top of a bulldozer and took out his enemies. He went and he drove through a bunch of buildings in a small town he was in because of zoning ordinances that fucked with his business. It happened in the early 2000s. You should, I'm not going to cover it again here.

Yeah, that should go through it because basically it's a guy named Marvin Heemeyer that basically said, sometimes a reasonable man needs to do unreasonable things. And then he built this bulldozer and he just went. He didn't kill anybody. Oh, okay.

So he just went through a bunch of buildings. Oh, then it's just fun. But yeah, but you could see the ha-ha-ha-ha. As you're just like, eh, going through a bank. Have you ever been to a monster truck rally? Tell me if this is a phantom memory

from our childhood. Okay. I love this game. Like phantom memories? I have a lot of them that it's like, oh, am I just repressing memories? I don't know what it was.

I seem to remember. Do you remember the man that lived in our basement in Queens? Roy. Was it? No, it was another guy. I believe his name was Christian. I do remember Christian because I remember. Whoa.

Right? Yeah, he was sexy. No. He was definitely sexy. That's not why I brought this up. Oh, I remember that, though. Do you remember? He had a lot of cologne on.

He did have a lot of cologne on. Why don't I remember that? Oh my God, Henry. Do you remember he lived in the basement? I believe that he... I went to a monster truck rally one time as a kid. With the guy that lived in the basement? Maybe.

Or it was the man that was my godfather that was dad's best friend. friend that turn him into internal affairs. Well, um, I don't know. I didn't go with you to the monster truck. But I remember going to one and being like, they're loud. And some gruff man's hands putting, um, headphones on me, putting the earmuffs on me. And I, I don't know if it was dead. What is that movie?

Vince Vaughn. Yes. Old school. No, yes. Old school. Was it, was it the movie old school? I don't remember that. I don't remember Will Ferrell.

being there. But I seem to remember, how many people out there have those fans of memories when you're as a kid and you thought about it so often, you actually wonder whether or not it was fantasy or was something that actually happened? I think I have that a lot. Well, mostly just because we don't remember anything about our childhood. But also especially because I feel like we do a lot of these kinds of things where we talk about a memory enough and then all of a sudden we go home and our older sister's like, you know that never happened, right? I'm like, huh? You mean you tell members to make it a bit? But we have phantom memories together a lot. Yes, which I mean, then I think is an actual memory.

What about the ball pits? I've been wanting to jump into a ball pit lately. We went to Discovery Zone one time and I hurt my ankle. Did you go into the ball pit? See, I was never allowed in the ball pit, but I feel like you would be allowed in the ball pit. I went to the ball pits and I remember being dirty. But I think we were also just scared of being dirty as children. Yes, and I did not, and it continues to this day.

And I don't... We both take a lot of showers. I just don't like dirt. That's where Marcus and I are separate. Yes. I don't like dirt. I like... I bought sneaker wipes.

You bought... For the bottom of your shoes? No. You can't do the bottom of your shoes. That's a level of pathology that I'm not at yet. Yeah, I understand. But I got sneaker wipes for the sides of it because I like my sneaks to look fucking crisp.

I understand that. I remember the first time when Henry first started traveling all the time, and we traveled together, and Henry brought all of his wipes, and he brought all of his... I have wipes. Potions. Yeah.

For the wiping down of everything, which I'm not, I'm not judging you for. But now I know you're right. But a part of it's when you're on planes all the time, there's a couple of things you've got to do. Hand sanitizer is a must because you're going to get sick. Because there's always just some mysterious person from somewhere that you don't know where they're from going, not covering their mouth. Right. All right.

You're going to get sick. And also, the dirtiest part of a plane, the part that they don't clean. The tray. It's the tray. So you got to clean the tray. You got to clean the tray. But also, the dirt. armrests. Well, I just don't

I don't go that far, but only because then I start to make everyone worried. If I'm cleaning, if I'm furiously cleaning the chair before getting it in, everyone's like, that man's going to take the plane down. That's not what they think. That's what I would

think. If I saw a guy like, everything's covered in microbes. Like, this is a man scrub it, scrub it, scrub it. It's like, what does he see that I don't see? But I understand, this isn't a judgment thing. I get it. I know. I mean, it's like, Well, I obviously, then I found out when my therapist was like, you know, like, you've said five or six things that are remarkably similar to OCD. And I'm like, shut up.

Uh-uh. No. No, thank you. Maybe a little bit. Yeah, a little bit. That's fine, though. Sometimes I think about my hair touching the back of the plane seat. Wow.

Do you feel about, do you think about that? No. Mites. I get scared of mites. Sometimes I get phantom, like, I feel like my scalp is itchy, but I don't. have dry scalp, like I don't have any of those issues. I don't even have dandrum. You're going mad. Sometimes I worry that I'm getting like mites. That is. That's madness. That is madness. Because mites come from, like if you were in a barn,

if you were in a U-Haul truck with a bunch of people getting human traffic, that's a different story. You're not getting mites from a plane chair. I mean, I feel like mites are everywhere. No, they're not everywhere. You'd see them. They still like, they're not microscopic. Do you see mites? Yes. They're like nets. How would I be able to see them if they're in my hair? Well, you'd feel them.

You'd actually feel them. It makes me think of monsters inside me. I think I've talked about monsters inside me before. Have you watched any of monsters inside me? No. Do not watch monsters inside me. Is it about the microbes in your guts? It's kind of like the microbes in your guts,

but it's more about the, um, when you travel and you're like, huh, that's a weird bug bite. And then, like, all of a sudden, it's like, why does it feel like, I can hear, like, I can hear, crawling inside of my ears. And there was this one. I watched one, one episode. That, um, it was a bite.

You're not going to get it from, Jackie, you travel. The most you're really traveling these days is that you might go to New York. Yeah. But you're not going to get body insects. I don't know. I've been going out to the desert a lot and Lord knows what happens out there. I think there's less bugs in the desert. Are there?

Right? I don't know. I feel like I'm filled with spiders. I feel like they're going to like lay eggs in my cheeks, like in the scary stories to tell in the dark. think that there's less bugs in the desert. I don't know. But they're more big. They're big bugs. I don't want to deal with it, whatever it is.

However, this is the lover you chose. You chose a desert lover. I chose a desert lover, but I think it's just because I want to pretend like I'm a roadrunner. I know, but you're not because, well, then that's so you make him chase you around? Meep. Yeah, man, I got a bunch of signs. I draw a bunch of fake tunnels.

Yeah. Well, as long as he's fighting for you, because that's what I want, you deserve to be adored. Thank you very much. And you better be chased every single day for the rest of your life. Not like scary. Born again virgin. But what happened... Every time?

Yeah. So you always cry? I always cry and it always seals right back up. Monsters inside me. And so the thing, so she hears the crawling inside of her brain and then all of a sudden they went when they like punctured her like whatever, the bite on the forehead, they pulled out this like really, really, really long worm that had grown inside of her head. that was moving inside of her head

that they had to pull out of her face. I think that on some level, I'm not going to victim blame here. But if something like that happens to you, you need to think about the decisions you're making. Right. And I think that if you go to a place where there's a lot of bugs,

it's put on bug spray. I don't think bug spray keeps from worms crawling inside your brain. But it keeps it from being injected into your skin. Yes. You got to be in. I was just in the swamp. Oh, that's right.

Tell us about Florida. It was fine. I've been talking about it for fucking days. I was covered in fucking bug spray the entire time. Yeah. But they would just come and like stick no matter what. They all were just so thick with bugs. Did you check your whole body for like ticks?

I don't get bit. But what about ticks? No bites. Nothing? I mean, I looked as far as I'm going to look. Yeah. I looked in my folds.

I mean, I'm not going to look at my... That's what you got to get worried about the folds. Yeah, but mostly they go in there and they die. Yeah. That's true. It's a sweat. But I tell you what, if there is a place that is a, I mean, Leesburg, Florida is a very strange place.

And that's in the middle of Florida? Yes. Yeah. Yeah, it's very different than our type of Florida. I always say about Florida, not that, you know, it's like, you stay on the coast. I feel like Florida is fine if you stay along the coast except for Jacksonville. And that's it. Yes.

You go Disney World or Universal. That's it. Yeah. Because all, everything on the coast is beautiful. Mm-hmm. All right. And Tallahassee was fun when we were there, but I don't think it's. It's the same now.

No, it's on the same? I mean, not for, not for, like, not being in college anymore. Yeah, yeah. I think that's just a college town, though. I think it's just how it goes. So memories, man. Man, we had some good fucking memories. Half the crew on, um, so we had to hire a bunch of the students from Florida

State Film School to come and man all of us. Were they sexy? They were, they were boys. Mm. But, like, honestly, they were boys. Oh. I forgot how much a 21-year-old looks like an, an actual boy. Yeah.

And so they were like, oh, what's it like being in movies? Like all the time, you know, they were super. They were growing. Their voices were changing. Not at 21. I think they were already changed. They're very thin wrists. Oh, you're right.

I forgot 25 is when your wrist get thick. Or Brea Grant puts. She was like, she was pointing out all the men with the, one of the ladies in the movie was a wonderful actor who's fucking great. She's in a movie called Beyond the Gates, which is really good. And she also got a book club podcast, which is really fun. Hell yeah. But she was explaining.

how she's like, it's like, you see, you already got your man neck. It's like those other boys, they haven't gotten their man neck yet. And you can tell the difference between a boy and a man by looking at his neck. Actually, she's right. Because it's this folds. It's these folds and it decreases that you get in it. And then it just starts like filling out. I think it's also, yeah, it's how far down the hair grows.

Like when your hair, like from your beard, like your bottom of the beard around your neck starts attaching to the back of your hair. That's what I was doing because I was not, I was trying to be, I was being a hillbilly, so I didn't shave my neck or anything for like two or three weeks. And I had a full beard down on my chest. Was it itchy, though? No, it gets past the itchy point. And then it just gets to the point where you just look, I just look disgusting. I looked awful.

I can't wait to see it. Yeah. It's for a character, though. That's fine. I think it's perfect. Speaking of characters. Man, the chew's getting canceled. The chew is getting canceled, but it's fine.

I think that the world. I think that Mario Patali, they refused. They killed it. Mario, everything happened with Mario Patali, he is problematic, and they didn't want to continue on without him, so they canceled it. Oh, man, oh man. It's going to be so hard, man. Bobbo's so tasty, but I know. I'm not going to do it.

You can't. You can't. Bobbo's over, man. You can't. I won't go to Italy anymore. Oh, man, the prosuit. I never got to go to eatily either. It's so good.

You go and you get a prosuit with baguette. Oh my God. With some just little sliced cheese on it and the onion, y'an, y'an, y'i. Can we just get it. there just can we get that from somewhere else Italy? All right with your Italy with your fucking Italy You don't understand Jackie the simple

when you are huh you've simply must go to Napoli. I hate this conversation and when you go to Napoli you make sure you oh you get the mannions All right don't worry you know we were talking about monsters inside of us don't worry Dr. Pimple Popper has gotten a series on TLC

Who's Dr. Pimple Popper? She is an Instagram woman, not Instagram, YouTube. She's a YouTube video person. You're you 45 years old. You should have seen, we were trying to work the Twitch stream or whatever that I was doing. And it was three women in their mid-30s and all three of us could not figure out how to get it started.

Which one of these puts it on the internet? I've become, it's insane how fast you become that. I'm only, I'm old. No, I am like that. I look at this our setup here with all the bullshits. know the things I have to click to make the podcast record, but that's it. That's it. I don't know anything else. So what is this

woman? So this is this hot sex pot. Her name is Dr. Sandra Lee, which makes you think of pies. She's tight. She's tight. She's got nice breasts that she shows off very willingly. And so she was a YouTube star that would pop pimples and

cysts and everything. I just hear Instagram too. Everything disgusting. She's got a whole television show? Yep. She just guts she just sold. I've been a comedian for... How long have I been a comedian for 16 years? She is a doctor, Henry.

I've been a comedian for 16 years. All I want is a television show. What you want to be doing, though, is maybe you should find, like, one of the episodes is about a woman that she's got a bunch of pus-pustules on her stomach that all smell like rotting trash. I want to die. She? What do they do with those people?

Do they shoot them in the head and leave them in a dumpster afterwards? Nope. They pop them. But then what happens? They've drained it. But then what happens after that with all the holes that are left? I think that they just like clear. Honestly, I chose this story specifically for Marcus because Marcus loves like gush.

Right? I mean, I think so. And I think Carolina will also pop his pimples for him and shit like that. Like I had a girlfriend in high school that was like that to pick all my blackheads out of my nose and my face. I, you know, who am I? never am a kinkshamer. I think everyone has their own. But it sounds like you're about to. I think that it's like I just don't,

I can't imagine personally getting off while watching someone pop. Well, I don't think he comes. I'm not talking about Marcus. I'm talking about just like in general that like I think a lot of this has to do. I think, I actually don't know if it's sexual. I think most of this is just entertainment

value. It's gratification. It's like people like that like the idea of watching something that satisfies where you watch it and you see a complete action and you can feel the satisfaction, but I don't think it's coming. I had to change which article I had up because immediately it started playing a clip from her new show. I don't want to see it.

It was just, it was, she's like, this is the biggest cyst I've ever seen. And then she opens up and it was like molten lava of white. Don't. I don't need this in my life. I follow Norbert the dog. Right? I want to see a tongue hanging out of a dog's face. I like those.

That's my new. I've just decided, Kistel and I are both in agreement where we're leaning on Instagram. We're getting away from Twitter and going to Instagram. And you know what? It used to be a thing that everybody used to fight and talk about how like, oh, you cute puppies and cats if they're doing television shows and shit. But it's just like, I don't give it to fuck because it's pure to something that makes me just to smile for a second. Just for a second.

For a second I can look at it. And the only thing I do is smile. You mean like the dog that's in a wheelchair? on Instagram. Oh, you saved from euthanization. She was saved from euthanization. Look at her. What's his name?

And she smiles. Her name is Daisy. And she's from Los Angeles. Don't cry. She's wearing a tiara. And she's got feathers in her hair. And she's smiling. Oh, I literally couldn't cry.

She's smiling and she's in a wheelchair and she's so happy. She doesn't know what she's doing, but she's smiling. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. We're just looking at pictures of her.

You're gonna fucking kill that? What's it you're gonna fucking kill that? She was only five. And she didn't have a leg. And its wheels look like hamburgers. Look up, Daisy. The wheelchair dog on Instagram. Oh, I'm literally tears are coming out of my eyes.

I love how she smiles. See, this is what I want to see. With the spunky, can't do attitude, in an absolutely delightful face. This pooch will make you fall in love. Daisy the dog from Los Angeles was abandoned on the street as a puppy. Likely because she has a congenital leg deformity, which makes it difficult for her to move around. According to her current owner, Sheena Mayne,

who is the savvy person that put her in a fucking wheelchair. I mean, also with the cutest outfits I've ever seen on a job. Whatever it takes, man. Ah, as the jolly old English say, tease to me vitamins, me lady. If you ain't slamming broccoli and fishes on the daily, chances are you need vitamins to fill in the important gaps in your body's needs that they ain't getting from your diet.

Them fees can also give you an extra boost where you need it. Boost me up, Johnny, my days are bumpy ones. Don't what you need gap-wise? Karov's fun quiz makes it easy to figure out what vitamins and supplements your body specifically needs. I'm going to start calling them sups now because that's more fun. Your care of subscription box includes individually wrapped packets with your specific vitamins and subs for easy on the grab go. You get grabs you with a 30-day supply delivered right to your door and the individual packy babies. Trash is the worry that you're going to run out or miss a few days because Lord don't ask me how many times I miss that old BC daily appointment.

And you ain't going to replace those pesky fatty bottles. I'm telling you, these vitamins and sups gave me the proper juice-im-ups to slap through my hectic schedule. Also, I forget how much I desperately need that vitamin C because the only C I've been getting recently is late night and shameful. I also dig the daily packets because, I mean, I never forget to bring them with me in my purse because I'm a Kathy whose brain doesn't work before coffee. For 25% off the first month of personalized care of vitamins, visit Take Care of.com and enter promo code page 7. That's 25% off your first month of personalized care of vitamins when you go to Take Care of.com and enter, page 7 at checkout. Let's get the good kind of piled up this summer. Honestly, we just did that comedy festival with Doug the Pug.

Doug the Pug was staying at a much nicer hotel than we are, and he had to go into a separate entrance because of its fans. Really? Yes. I don't, does he, does his tongue hang out? No. No, he's just a pug. He's the chillest motherfucker that ever existed.

Did you meet him? Kisle did. Kisle made a whole big moment about it, but like, they just plopped it into Kisle's lap, and the dog was just like, the chillest, like. It knows where the camera is. That's insane. Oh, my God. He does all this acting work. Des Pugzito.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Look up Des Pugzito. Oh, my God. Thanito. Des Pugzito.

He's very close. He's got a pineapple. Oh, thank you for this. All they want for Christmas is food. Did you see that other one? Did you see that other one? I did. I don't think we're allowed to play these things.

Despogsito. I love despogzito. Oh, we should go back to more real news. Yeah, I guess. But that's also just really cute and a lot of fun. Oh, my God. I've been meaning to talk about this show for a couple of weeks now because I'm weirdly, insanely obsessed with it.

What is it? It's called Red Table Talk. Okay. I don't really care about Facebook. I'm never on Facebook. I don't really know anything about it. Facebook should be flushed down the toilet. Except for this television show.

Okay. It is Jada Pinkett Smith and her mother and Willow Smith. Oh my God. I didn't even fucking recognize her. What, Willow Smith? No, Jada Pinkett Smith. Yeah, she's getting some work done on there. Whoa.

It is a weekly show, though. Okay. So it's three different generations of. You know, not, I guess, the Pinkett family. I don't know how you described that. Pinkett Smith. Yeah. Well, so, yeah, there's also a strip club in Atlanta called the Claremont that has the only generational group of dancers, a grandmother, a mother, and a granddaughter.

How tight? Not tight. Really? It's a fun place. It's supposed to be sort of like a crazy place where you can get. I got a lap dance from like a 75-year-old woman. Should we invest? I love to invest.

As family, we should also start one as well, but we'll have two separate, you dance in another room yeah but we'll get mom out there she'll be doing it stop it all right well that's why I mean I imagine I think that I was really excited to talk to you about this show

because it is a I don't know how they're continuing to make it it's a weekly show that they all talk about very raw intense conversations the first episode was Jada Pinkett Smith talking to Will Smith's first wife that Will Smith cheated on her with Jada Pinkett Smith before they got married.

Oh man. And it was them like after 20 years of them being married, like they used to hate each other and now they created a friendship. I don't know if I was Will Smith, if I, how I would feel about all that. Dude, I don't know how Will Smith feels about this entire show. It is very revealing about all of their lives. It seems to be that they have like a kind of like a separate life almost. But they don't. I think that they actually have a very good relationship. What I feel is. find very interesting is that this... Do they talk about being open? Like they say in all the blind items? They don't talk about that, but they talk about their sex life. Like what? That it's very frequent. And Willow Smith is... Yeah, yeah. They get into it. But also,

Will Smith is not on the show. It's like, it's only women of the show. Why would Will Smith do that show? But he, but it's like opening up all these doors about, like, I guess Jada Pinkett Smith and Will Smith are very unconventional parents to the point that they let their kids, obviously, Willow and Jaden Smith are very open and, progressive and they're doing all the things. But it's like, Jaden Smith tried to emancipate when he's 15 and they were just going to let him. Which I just don't even understand because then it's like you don't need to emancipate.

Like if your parents are just going to be like, yeah, be cool. Yeah, do whatever you want. You don't need to emancipate. Yeah. Yeah. And his fucking Twitter account reads like an AI that's gone insane. I know. And but I, they are very interesting in a lot of different ways.

But then like Willow Smith was opening up about the fact that like after my hair came out and she was this big star. she couldn't handle it because Will Smith and Jada Pinkett Smith just expected her to be that. They didn't ever, they were never happy for her. They were never, but she's opening up about all of stuff to her mother. What was whipped my hair? With my hair back and forth. It was a song.

Was it a song she did? Yeah. She sang it. Whoa. When she was like 12 or 13. What's happening? She became like a star really fast. I remember hearing tangentially about all of these things,

but my brain wouldn't allow me to invest. Of course. I understand. You just don't listen to that kind of music. I know. I listen to hip-hop. No, it wasn't. It's like more of a dance song.

Yeah, I don't listen to little girl music. And also it's little girl singing it. And I understand why. I don't listen to things with children singing. But she went into this, especially this week's episode, she was talking about, like, talking to her mother about how she started cutting after that. Right.

Because she felt like she was never going to be good enough. Like, she was so desensitized by everything. What? up to her mother about all these things. And then there was another episode. So they wilden. Dude, it's crazy. Jada Pickett Smith was opening up to her grandmother because she's like, I was raised in, you

know, a fairly, like, sexually sterile environment. And my grandmother explained me what masturbation was when I was nine. And I was addicted to masturbating until I was about 26 or 27. She's like, I masturbated about five to six times a day. Awesome. And she just like, but she's talking to her grandmother about. this. I don't know, man. It's so, Frank, I don't know. We just don't have that open of a relationship with our family in order to say these things. And we have a very great brother-sister relationship.

Yeah. And we could talk to each other about a lot. But there's definitely a line. I can't say certain things. No, I can't say certain things. I don't think about it. I just say It's just a very revealing show And they just signed it for another 10 episodes Okay And no one is talking about it Because I feel like no one knows that it exists

Well the problem is that Why you put it on Facebook Which is the most evil platform On the face of the planet And that's what I find so interesting Is why is it on Facebook Because I've got a fuck ton of money to do it I guess

That's why people do Facebook That's like I love Nicole Beyer but her Facebook show. I was like, I felt really bad because I was like, I did a whole anti-Facebook campaign. She was like, Henry, you know, my new show is on Facebook. And I'm just like, I love you.

I think that you're the best. And I think everybody should watch your show. I think you should rip it off of Facebook and you should put it on Vimeo. But the problem is that you go where the money is. Like you sell your show and Facebook's got a fuck ton of money. And so they give it to you, and that's what you do.

And technically it has a captive audience. Yeah. Which is what the whole allure back in the day about Snapchat, because technically Snapchat, at one point had the most eyeballs of any platform possible. Right. So every fucking company in the world was trying to develop a Snapchat show. And guess what?

It doesn't work because you're selling your... A 13-year-old on Snapchat does not want to watch a bunch of sketches done by a bunch of 35-year-old men and women comedians. No? No. No, they're not into it. But that's... But also, but that's why I find it interesting because of the Red Table Talks,

that's geared towards the older people. of Facebook, which makes a lot of sense. Yes, all the moms that are on Facebook. All the dads are on Facebook. It's total sense. Honestly, that all makes total sense, but that's why they do it. They do it because it's the, you get the money. Yeah, and that's, I mean, and I get it.

Wait a second. Yeah. Go back to this headline. Oh, this headline? Oh, my goodness. Catherine Zeta Jones. I had to break this. Catherine Zeta Jones just said in this headline, I'm sick of apologizing for being rich and gorgeous.

You know what? You're right. Go fow. Gapaha. Gapaha. You know what? She's got a shlam. 71-year-old Michael Douglas every night.

She shouldn't have to apologize for being rich and gorgeous. They have a really nice house. Where is the... Well, not where is their house? Are you just thinking about their house? All you got to do is sit on it once a week. I mean... And for a while, he used to really be able...

Like, he was a sex symbol. Oh, he was really sexy back in the day. The game? Yeah, he was really sexy. That's when you thought he was the most sexy? No, but I... That was just the first thing. I just remember the cover of the VHS.

That's interesting. That's what got in. Yeah, that's what lives in there. I'm fine with it. I just love this quote, though. One thing I'm not is humble anymore. I'm sick of being humble. I really am.

So sorry, I'm rich. So sorry, I'm married to a movie star. So sorry I'm not so bad looking. No sorries. Enough. All that is important to me now is my work. Yeah, yeah. Wow, that's great.

I, um, who's married to Michael, the entrapment star, who's married and Michael Douglas also bragged about her family. The rest of my life is a joy because I've got two beautiful kids and a healthy, happy husband. It's all good, and I'm not going to be humble for that either. Man, look at that. A million dollars isn't a lot of money for people like us.

Whoa, wow, that's cool. Good for her. Some people collect art or lots of money. We collect houses because if we have to look at something, we prefer the view. Whoa. Dude, bad. I don't think she's ever been humble. I don't think you ever since.

Woo! She is just leading into this, huh? The worst thing about having all these houses is that when I have an outfit and I think it's going to look great with a certain pair of shoes, I remember they're like in some place that I'm not. So that's why I have to buy duplicates. Oh, girl, I know how it is. I know how it is. Real. Oh, a rip for Zeta Jones did not return requests for comment. I'm surprised.

Weird. I don't know why they had nothing to say about this. Yeah, I would have been like, fuck y'all. My agent would have just, yeah. She's been like, yeah. would have been so happy for you doing it. Yeah, dog. Woo!

Oh, oh, we do. Oh, yeah, yeah. All we do is spend that money. I just, I think it's kind of fun. But again, it's like if you're going to be this, be it. I mean, yes, absolutely. Catherine Zeta Jones, Michael Douglas supports hashtag Me Too. I like, I was like, she has to say that for him.

She doesn't do it. He doesn't say it. But she said it for him because he's just like, yeah, just say it for me. I mean, she still does look really good. tight as a fucking drum. And I imagine you think that she still hamps on it once a week? I think that, yeah. I mean, he probably pops a pill and they go at it once a week.

That's what I would do. Yeah. I mean, that's what you do. And I mean, she's 48 at this point. I would just fucking, I'd be popping pills. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Didn't you dip it in? I think that, like, but at the same time, she's 48 years old.

It's not like she's 28, you know? She's 48? Yeah. I thought she was older than that. Doesn't she look right? Yeah. I mean, she's still. pop in a 71 for your old, I think of her.

He's gonna be dead soon. All you gotta do is pop it, pop it, pop it, pop it for like 10 years. They make that money. Could you do it? What? Could you? I have sex with a super old woman? Yeah.

I thought about it for a period of time. When I was really single during that, like that year before I met Natalie, there was like a period of time where I was like, there was a lot of older women approaching me and I was just like, maybe we could do something like this. I mean, I'm totally into it. I don't know. I just didn't know. Like, it's not really the same. No, because I could have. It's not like I wouldn't. I'd like for it to be like a fun relationship. Oh yeah. That it's more than just the sex.

Yeah. I just like it to be like a fun time. And then I lived in her beautiful house. Yeah. And I massaged her all the time. And I was just like funny and stuff like lifting her up a lot like doing bench presses with her and stuff so she feels young again. That would be really nice. taking her on dancing and stuff and wheeling her around in the wheelchair and stuff. And then just letting her go to sleep one day and not wake up. Yeah. Yeah. Good, good, good.

No, I think it's great. I'm ready. You just do it because you could see a point because that's what I would want. If I'm super old, like, honestly, like, you're super old and you got like a 25-year-old girlfriend. It keeps you young. She'd be like, what I want you to do, Meredith, is I want you to come over here. I want you to sit on my face until I stop. kicking. That's it. What a way to go, though. She makes money and it's great. I'm happy for you.

I'm glad that you've played this out. I saw the Mr. Rogers documentary. How is it? Why didn't we ever watch Mr. Rogers' as show? I watched it. See, I brought this up to, I was talking with Mom on the phone. I was just like, oh, I went to see the Mr. Rogers documentary, which everyone should go see because it's absolutely fantastic. And she's like, she's like, you never had any interest in Mr. Rogers. Too boring for you. You said you hated his face. I was like, did I say I hated his face?

Yeah, I could see that. Because he was kind of boring. We liked action. I mean, yeah, I think it was like we were busy watching like Ren and Stimpy and stuff like that. But you watched it. I liked Sesame Street. I like puppets. I watched it a bit.

It was definitely a show that was just on at our grandparents' house that I would sit and watch. But I mean, it did have puppets in it. Yeah, but they were gentle. They were very gentle. And he did all the voices. Yeah, it was very good. I remember, I watched it. I wouldn't say, like, if I watched it now, I'd have to be on, like, a bunch of hydrocodone.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And it's like, float through it. It was really, it was a very sad documentary. Yeah, I bet. And it was, but it's also very uplifting. He was just, it's interesting to see a documentary, which I feel like, hashtag Brave, that they don't do any more where there was no scandal. He had no scandals.

The biggest scandal that came out was that, which they did brush upon, was that everyone was like, he's gay when everyone was scared of people that were homosexuals. Like, no, he's just a gentle spoken man. Was he fucking? He had a wife. Yes, and he had children that he loved very much. But also at the same time. What does children have to say about him?

What? Were his children like into him still? Loved him. loved him. Yeah, they were all like crying through the documentary. Wife's dead? No, Wife's still alive. Also very, just like misses him completely. Oh yeah, he seemed like a good dude.

But when I find interesting Zapp. He's no Vince Vaughn. Ugh. Did you see his DUI charged his headshot? Him just like, eh, hey. Yeah, man. That's what you fucking do. I don't know why you'd still drink a drive at this point. Just get it fucking Uber.

Get an Uber. Do any, or get a lift, do anything. Especially as a fucking... Get a cab. I mean, especially as a movie star. Anybody, there's no reason to. You have a bunch of people that could drive you. I don't understand that, but I did. Man, I used to love Vince Vaugh.

I remember. Natalie and I were watching Wedding Crashers the other day. It's funny. It is pretty fucking funny. Yeah, he's funny in it. I forgot. He was, I mean, he was really sexy between old school and wedding crashes. I mean, that's unique to you, but I'm glad.

I don't think so. I think there's a whole bunch of you. Yeah. But in this room, it's unique to you. You weren't into it. Yeah, but what about Isla Fisher and Wedding Crashers? I was into it. Yeah.

Yeah, obviously. But then I met, but then I started working with Sasha Baron Cohen's company for a second, and then it's weird. Yeah, now you can do that anymore. Yeah, to think about that. Yeah. But she does have that whole very, which holds up where she's like jerking off Vince Vaughn at the dinner table in front of everybody. And they don't show anything, but it's just like, Vince Vaughn not wanting,

which you can't do anymore. He definitely did not want it at all. And she's just like, she is. It's a funny-ass scene. She is also a predator. Yeah. But there's a lot of stuff that's illustrated. Like 16 candles, pretty and pink.

A lot of those movies have to do with date rape. Yes. And I find it, but at the same time, it was pretty funny. Yeah, it is funny. It's still funny. It makes sense. But we're also, I think it's like almost 20 years old or something. What?

I mean, we're old, man. No, man. Maybe it's not 20. 20 years old. I'm on tight, man. Are you tight? Yeah, dog. Yeah, dog.

Yeah, dog. I'm super tight. I may not be a smart woman, but I know what love is. That's not true. I don't know what love is, but I know what smart is. Outsmart your chore list by signing up for FilterEasy. Filter Easy is a super convenient subscription service that makes it impossible to forget to change your air filters. Filters arrive at your front door when you need to change them.

And if the filter delivery man is as hot as Kevin James is as a UPS man, then I'm gonna need a filter for me's pantolones. Sign up in under five minutes on your computer or mobile phone. To sign up, all you need to know is how many air filters your home needs and your filter sizes. Most home-own and dooters and rent-em-up chucks forget to change their air filters regularly. With Filter-Easy, you don't have to remember to change your air filters because they do the remembering for you. When it's time to change them, they'll be at your doorstep. Hopefully with two lips and I ain't talking about the flower.

Homeowners and renters generally don't know how often to change their home filters. Honestly, I didn't even know where my filters were until I started using Filter Easy. And they looked like Pierce Brosnan's hairy bare chest, except I didn't want to run my fingers through its luscious pet clocks. Replacing your air filters improves your indoor air quality. Cleany weenies reduce particulate matter and allergens, which results in reduced rest of respiratory and cardiovascular symptoms. Thank goodness, because I have been slamming wine and steak for most meals since 2013. Any little bit helps.

FilterEasy is a convenient subscription service for something you need versus most other subscription boxes. It's super practical and a no-brainer solution. That's why I subscribe to FilterEasy. And for listeners of this program, you can receive your first order free by visiting filterEasy.com or by calling 1-855-910-8. Easy. God, I wish that was my telephone number, but make sure you use the offer code page seven. Sign up today, FilterEasy.com to get your first order free. That's filtereasy.com or call 1-855-910-3279, which is easy. Make sure you use the offer code page seven.

You should watch the Mr. Rogers documentary though because Daniel, the little tiger thing, was all about like his depression and his sadness and his like internal strong. I'm so sad. And so every time it was Daniel the tiger that would talk about, like, being sad and his feelings, it was like what was going on inside of Mr. Rogers' brain. That must have been weird for him to come home and talk as all the puppets to his family. Actually, I guess he would do that when he had different things to say to the kids. I feel like this wasn't delved into enough was that when he would, he was like, when the kids said when he was home, he pretty much was Mr. Rogers until he wasn't Mr. Rogers and he would. talk in like the puppet voices.

Interesting. Yeah. So I... That sounds scary. That's like a thing where it's so innocent that it's scary. We're like, cool. You are dead? Yeah, yeah.

So how many people are you dead? I'm all the people of my imaginary world. That's not what he sounded like... My name's Mr. Rogers. No, he was sweet. He was sweet. He was sweet. He was sweet.

And it made me when I watch a show, but again, I just got like, blitzed out of my tits and watch a few episodes. I was like weird. I mean, but that's weird, Chechy. Yeah. Why? Because it's too innocent to be all fucked up watching.

I feel like it was like back in college days when I'd like wake up all skised out from pills and shit. Then you have to like go be a normal person at your job. It wasn't like I was like listening to Anagana DeVita or anything. Just like, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. John Travolta can't pee in peace. When people keep touching his dad. Dick? This, no, this headline is for purpose.

Look at that nice wig he's got. Dude, it is not their plugs at least, please. Look at that. Look at that nice wig. No, he's bald as a fucking dime. He certainly is, but he definitely is not in the Gotti movie that premiered yesterday, that they actually finally got it to premiere. What do you mean?

Yeah, I'm very excited to see this Gotti movie. It is only out in a couple hundred theaters over the United States, and he's very sad about it. Why? I don't know why they clamp down on it so bad. I think that, I think it just wasn't good and nobody cared. Oh. But it finally came out on. He looks good.

I think he looks great. For a man who murdered his son. But I guess they can't. No, the anti-science murdered the son. So, yeah, it came out yesterday and no one gives a fuck about it, but I want to see it. I'll see it. Right? Yeah, they said it can't pee in peace because a bunch of paparazzi were coming and take

pictures of a dick while he's peeing and all the bodyguards got really pissed off and but john revolter was really nice he just essentially was like just wait till i'm done and i'll take a bunch of pictures and he did he's great yeah john jrvultz is famously great if he's not uh whipping his dick out at a masseuse or yeah grabbing on his pilots but you know it just but then he had the one pilot though that was just his lover for a really long time yeah and i'm proud of them i am i like that i just wish he'd stop lying and wish you'd come out it would help a lot of people if he could come out. Oh, yeah.

I know. But... Just do it. Break the silence, bro. Kelly Preston plays his actual... plays his wife in Gotti as well. Is she really good at it? Everyone said, it's completely unbelievable in the movie as it is in real life.

I will watch that movie. Honestly, we should watch it and give it a review for, like, Patreon or something. Okay, I'm totally into that. Speaking of insane movies, I finally got to see Annihilation. So good. Dude. Dude. I melted my fucking mind.

I popped some edibles. We had a blazed with it. I can't believe it took me so long to see annihilation. I would say it's in my, it's my favorite movie of the year so far. Definitely. You know what is, Oscar Isaac, my God.

Yeah, I know, everyone likes him. You know what I did not like? Hotel Artemis. Not good. What is that one? It's like a rip-off of the John Wick idea of A-L Hotel slash hospital for assassins. Yeah.

And it was, you got, there is no violence in it. But honestly, yeah. Hotel Artemis is a waste of time. Don't go see it. Who is the main guy in it? Well, Jody Foster's in it and Charlie Day is in it, which is all a waste. Charlie Day keeps choosing the wrong shit. He's a really good actor.

He's the best. He's so fucking funny. He just keeps choosing wrong shit. What? Have you worked with him? No, I wish. I work with Glenn Howerton. I made out with him in a movie.

What movie? It's a fucking movie called Coffee Town. I was an ecstasy dealer and I made out with him and then... When was this? It was like one of the first things I did and then his five o'clock shadow gave me a rash all over my lips. See? It happens. I don't like it. That's why if you have... I know that you do this and I'm proud of you, if you've got a beard or if you've got subble...

You gotta oil it. Oil it. Oil, and then you don't get a rash. Oil is really good. He knows also really good that I started doing recently. What? Kiels. Beard oil is really good.

Especially if you get one that smells really good and then it's like absolutely no rash. The problem knows that I have some scented ones. and I was using them and I'm into them, but then, like, Natalie's like, I feel like I'm eating cologne. Oh, I understand that. That's the only thing. But otherwise, I like it.

Yeah, I think it's kind of fun. All right, I guess it's time. Who's on the list? Jackie. Gotta have that list. Henry. We are doing, uh-oh, what are we doing? What is this?

We're doing seven shirtless celebs who aren't afraid to have chest hair. Why are we doing this? Why would you? Oh, yes. Well, let's see. Let's see. So this is just celebrities with chest hair? Yes, because I was writing the ad article and making some sort of joke about air filters, and I likened it to Pierce Brosnan's chest.

Okay. Because I was like, who's got a good hairy chest? He does. He does. And he's got a great hairy chest because I was thinking of the drive-by fruiting. So we got number one, but Pierce-Prosin is on this list. Number one, we've got Jason Mamoa. Jason Mamawa

I made it through approximately 8 minutes of Justice League I he you know His scene in Justice League Was fucking awful He is very handsome Truly is not a good actor He was great

As Colergo That's the only episodes I ever watch of Game of Thrones For those first couple ones with him As Caldrago He was great in that He was great but also it's because he didn't speak He didn't speak But Justice League I was like

Aquaman's a very dumb character to begin with and the way they did it was even worse. What is, is it? He's a fish man. He's a mermaid. But he's like a god to them. So he's like, he's a sexy fish man.

Yes. He's like a hybrid of little mermaid and the thing from the shape of things. But he's got legs in a dick. So then what makes him a fish man? He can swim. He can like talk to fish or something. I know.

I'm trying to get more into superhero movies. You don't have to. Why would you? Because it's a bunch of hot guys. Yeah. I get that. I like that. Because it's dumb.

I know, because like I was going to go watch Deadpool. It's okay. And I'm sure that it is funny. Deadpool of the ilk of it. It was like, it was good. I like the new Star Wars movies better.

I still haven't seen solo because I couldn't give a shit. I know. I'm bad at it. No, we just don't care about that kind of stuff. We like other things. Yeah. I really want to see Tully.

It's supposed to be really good. Oh, the Charlie's not so brave. Dude, I want to see. She gained five whole pounds for it. I bounce for it. You know what? She doesn't look as good as she always says, actually, you know what?

I take it back. She looks great. She looks tired, though, and she's supposed to look tired. She's pregnant. She, I, I want to see it. Henry Cavill. Yeah, that ridiculous thing, man, too, opens up with him with the CGIed mustache off of his face in Justice League.

It's the dumbest shit I've ever seen. What do you mean? Because he was shooting the new Mission Impossible when they wanted to do a bunch of reshoots to make the movie make sense. Okay. So the CGI, he wore, he had a mustache for Mission Impossible. so they just C-G-I'd the mustache off of him, and he looked awful. Can't you, like, cover it inside?

No, you just... That's interesting. You C-G-Ied it off. Yeah, man, and it's obvious. I don't even know how they would do. Now I've got to look up pictures of them. It's very distracted. It is very distracted.

What's it? America Man? Captain America? Captain America. When they put his head, his face on a tiny man's body. Very weird. Don't you feel bad for the tiny man's body? man. He's like, well, maybe you could show

some of my face. They're like, no, you fucking tiny freak. No, you tiny little morsel bitch. That was also very distracting. That was the last one I saw. Daniel Radcliffe. Daniel Radcliffe. That's not a hairy chest. He's got eyebrows above his nipples and that's it.

My problem with all of these lists, because I look through a bunch of these lists, a lot of their chests really aren't that hairy. Of the guys in this list. I want read the blurb for this. But the guys on this list, Daniel admittedly has the least amount of chest hair. But I've also never seen him without it. So he's clearly committed to the look. It's like he's not committed to the look. He just has chest hair. Just sort of. I have chest hair. You have chest hair. I'm a

big old chip. John Ham has chest hair. Yeah. He's got those little, he's got those like model dude nipples as well. Yeah. He's handsome. You know, I don't think that any nipples bother me. What do you mean? You know, I feel like there's a big thing. Like, I feel like there's a lot of nipple shade out there. I think a man with really big nipples, it's just unfortunate. But I have mediums. Yeah, your nipples are fine. I've never looked at your nipples.

You don't ever say that. You've got fine nipples. I've said it again. Jason Satham also has fine nipples. He does. He's very jacked. He looks good. Yeah.

Yes, he is very handsome. Is he the one in Crank? Yes. I want to see that one. Crank's great. I hear that it's really, really good. It's a lot of fun. And that, Hugh Jackman, also, he's a hairy.

He's, fucking, he's handsome. He's a hairy. Mark Ruffalo also. Wow. He is brave. Let me pick an olive out of that fucking belly button. Dude, I love Mark Ruffalo. People do.

He is very sexy. He's very good at his job. Very good actor. Spotlight. He's great in Spotlight. Dude, he's so good in Spotlight. And the one with the brother and sister with Laura Linney. I didn't see that one.

Oh, it's good. He's good. It's really good. He's good, but he's also, he's another one. So, are these all, like, action and or superhero people? These are all superhero guys and action guys, yeah. Yep, that's sad. It's just how it is.

I guess it's not sad. I will tell you, they all are very, very rich. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And that was the goal. You know what? Good for them. That's what we say overall.

I have two blind items. Bye, I can't see that. Thank you. Well, don't look at the screen then. Close your eyes. Close your eyes. My eyes are closed. Read them to me.

This relates to the list that we just had. This soon-to-be-a-list, mostly movie actors-slash superhero, recently walked off of a film because he was told there would be hundreds of female extras for the married actor to interact with. Once he saw the script and realized there would be very few, he walked. Chris Helmsworth. Nope.

Robert Downey Jr. Nope. Now, he's not doing any other movies. No, no, no. Who just, who was a big one that just left. I was very excited. to see the movie, and he walked off the set. He is gone. The whole movie, I believe, is going to go under. I think the director left as well. Was it, what's his name? The big guy from,

he was on the list. Mark Ruffalo. Nope. You're just going to go through the people on the list. Jason Mo Moe. Jason Moe. Jason Moe is unfortunate. It seems like he is not very faithful to his wife. But I think they have an open thing. It seems they have a, it is definitely an agreement because he is so open. with other people. And also, look at her. She definitely can do whatever she wants to do. I don't know if women work that same way, but I don't know.

I've already been ashamed for this. So I don't know how much DAAC a woman needs all the time. I mean, I think it just depends on the person. Yeah, that's true. I mean, I know that I'm a born again, but... This permanent AILIS singer is going to screw up her whole lap band surgery thing. Yes, she barely eats now.

basically leaves an untouched plate at every restaurant she goes in in town. However, she is drinking way more wine than she used to and doesn't seem to think liquid calories count as calories. Mariah Carey. Of course it is. She's got a lap band. I feel like she's got more fake shit than anybody else I've seen. They do lump a lot of stuff onto her.

But even down to her children that how fake she can be even just with the love of her children is sad. She's just, she doesn't know what makes her happy as a person anymore. Did you, have you watched any, did I make you watch any of Mariah's world? No. It is a rough reality show. It made me just, it wasn't even, there's no, it's not scandalous or anything, it's just more like, I think that that is truly her life. I think she is just shepherded from room to room.

She is, she does, barely any idea of what's going on. She dogs like this. And that's coming from me, was a very deep voice. Yes, well, she's also, she smokes like a chimney and she drinks like, like a motherfucker. I mean, so do I. But at the same time, I'm a little more coherent. Yeah, I'm not a diva.

I'm not a singing diva. Yeah. Whoa. Whoa, girl. You throw a girl. You throw a joke. You better watch out. I'll make you sing an apology song.

No, never. Not apologizing. All I do is apologizing. You're right. I wish I could be apologizing to you. My sister. I like that it was an upper register. Thank you.

I appreciate your commitment. All I do is wang-wang-wang-wag-wag-n-wag-nam-na-na-na-ma-wag-wag-wag-wag-wag-wag-wank. Thank you so much for... Whoa, you almost fell out of the chair. I almost have problems with balance. Woo! It's because I'm sweating so much that I almost slipped right out of the chair. I'm slick to the touch.

It is kind of fun. Thank you very much for being here today, Henry. Thank you for having me. I like day. because it was like we were sitting on the couch. Yeah. But we were talking into microphones. So everybody heard it.

That's kind of fun. It is fine. Thank you guys for listening to the podcast this week. I really appreciate you. Tune it into page seven. And if you love the show and if you would like to mozy on over to our Patreon page, we would truly appreciate it. That is patreon.com slash page seven.

Give the money. Podcast. Page seven podcast. And it makes me smile. And I love you guys so much. I really appreciate it. You can follow me at. Instagram at Jack That Worm, Henry.

At Dr. Fantasty. And we have fun on there, don't we? Sometimes we really do. Sometimes we smile. It's a boy, Nikki, boy up in the Hughes. I'm very happy that you are home. Yes, it's very good to be home. I'm missed everyone.

Welcome. It's good to be back with my family. Welcome. Welcome. Love you guys. We will talk to you next week. Listen to the rest of the shows in LPN. Go and check out.

Last Podcast Network. last podcast in the left. You've got aibling his sock hat. Top hat. We've got what's left of Roundtable of gentlemen, which is still good. Not dead. It's not dead. It's just on high aides. We've got the brighter side. Wizard of the Bruiser. Check them all out. Hell yeah. See, fuckers.