Page 7 - Episode 271: Puffy Squinty Man

Episode Date: September 20, 2018

Jackie, Molly and Marcus goss about the best times and places to propose, Bert and Ernie and weird Disney people. Get $10 off your first box at http://fabfitfun.com with promo code: pageseven To receive 20% off your first order of $100 or more, visit http://outdoorvoices.com/page7 and use promo code page7 Want even more hot goss and access to this month's Movie Night? Support us on Patreon today! https://www.patreon.com/page7podcast Carefree, Nowhere Land Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

with privacy Fernand. I'm fucking feeling the ABBA right now, guys. How are you feeling? I didn't want to come. I wanted to jump in with the Fernando, but I didn't want to mess up that beautiful rendition. Welcome to page seven, everybody.

Hell yeah. My name is Jackie Zabrowski. My name is Molly Neffle. I'm Marcus Parks. Hell yeah. I am feeling it because, man, Cher is out there, and she is living her best life right now.

And she is about to release a whole album of Abba covers. Share on Twitter is what Twitter was made for. Shear is so good on Twitter. I don't even listen to Share, but she's so good on Twitter, it makes me want to listen to Share. Dude, you should get on the Share train because she's absolutely wonderfully insane.

Yeah. So she's doing this whole thing right now where she's going around because the album's coming out and she hasn't had an album out in a really long time. woman is 72 years old and she is nailing it and all of her interviews right now is what she's getting into is all of her past

flings and romances and I guess it's because of the Mamma Mia movie that came out which I will say I did not see and not that I am against it here we go again here we go again

Mamma Mia here we go again here we go and what I love about it too is that she's like I don't even understand why people wanted me in this movie. She's like, kids don't know who I am. And I was like, woman, kids should know who you are. Have they considered, or Jackie, have you considered more accurately when you talk about

Mamma Mia, here we go again. Have you considered trying to do a like a meld of the white snake song, Here I Go Again, on my own? Ooh, Mama Mia, here I go. Oh, yeah. You're right. You know, I feel like it could be a good mashup. Oh, man, hell yeah.

So your extent of Mama Mia is just going, Mama Mia, here I go again on my own. It's a very satisfying song to sing. It is. I think that's the mashup we've all been waiting for. Mama Mia. Going down the only road. Mama Mia.

Mama Mia. My questioner, I was born. Walk alone. Mama Mia. Mama Mia. I think that's a great idea. That's exactly what I want to do. Where is the mash-up album?

That's what I love, too, is that she wasn't throwing shade, but in one of her interviews, they asked, I guess Madonna had thrown some ABBA, what is it called, Clippies into songs? Samples. Samples. Thank you, Marcus. I wouldn't have been able to know what she mentioned. She threw some samples of the song and they were like, oh, have you ever thought about

working with Madonna? And she's like, no. She's got like her own thing. And at the time, she was on top of the wave. And I was like, good for you, girl. And that would have been the time. But now I'm like, ah! It's like it was minor shade.

It was minor shade. Yeah. Madonna got a little shaded for her speech about Aretha Franklin, right? because she was like, Aretha Franklin, how we remember her. I'm Madonna, bitch. And everyone was like, nobody cares right now. I remember when Madonna, Madonna, and I Madonnaed to Madonna, Aretha Franklin.

R-I-P. Yeah, no, she all, like, she was like, yeah, this one time I heard this Aretha Franklin song, and now I'm Madonna, which was essentially her speech. But you know what? That's, what are you going to do? Yeah, her trying to pretend like she wasn't just some shitty clothes. club kid in New York City in the 80s. I mean, I have been listening to

like a prayer a lot for some reason. And I think the Madonna is great, but she has little to do with Aretha Franklin. Very little to do. Little to zero. You know, you should go back and listen to like a surgeon.

Is that the weird out one? Yeah. Yeah. Is it cut for the very first time? Cutting for the very first time. Yeah. I don't think that's a surgeon I want, but I understand where he's. coming from. But also, to be fair

to Madonna, she didn't realize that she was going on to do an Aretha Franklin tribute. They just like told her she was going on and they were like, say something you think about when you think about Aretha Franklin. And she was like myself. Yeah, she didn't have time to prepare. That's fair.

I didn't know that. That would be, that would be I don't know what I would say if I had to give a tribute to Aretha Franklin right now. Yeah, I didn't know that she had no time of prepare either. I would not have said anything. Be like, she's fantastic. Thank you. Have a good night. No, I just whip out my phone and like do a real quick scan of Wikipedia and find like one cool thing and then talk about that. And then be like, forgive me, please. I wasn't,

I wasn't, I wasn't prepared. Yeah, I don't know why people don't just full on own up to that. Yeah. They just say like, hey, you know, they just asked me backstage to say something. This isn't really prepared, but she was great and this is awesome. And hey, all right. And I'm, Yeah, so I kind of felt bad, though. It's like no one knew that she wasn't prepared. And so she just said was on the top of her head. And she's a skeleton woman. You know, what's going on up there?

Yeah, it's got to be hard to just keep functioning when you're a skeleton woman. But one of my favorite things that Cher has been talking about as of late is her small relationship that she had with Tom Cruise in the 80s. Now, when she first met Tom Cruise, he was 22 and she was 38. Spicy. Yeah. Oh, it's Species Spicy. It was right after Risky Business, and it was at Madonna and Sean Penn's wedding when they first met.

And so then later on, I guess they're both dyslexic. Who knew? Huh. And they were invited to the White House because they're both dyslexic? Who knew? Huh. And so then that's when they started going out. And she's not into the whole Scientology thing, which, you know, go for.

But I guess it was a species. spicy, spicy time for her, and you know what, I'm proud of her. I feel like Tom Cruise really needs to be whipped into shape I share, like, right now. Have they considered, like, has she considered just having a sit down with him and be like, get it together? You used to not be such a fucking weirdo. Now you're too weird. Stop.

Dude, I would be totally into that, as well as also watching she and Val Kilmer kiss, because I guess they dated for a little time. And she said, when we kissed, when we kissed her, I thought my head would shoot right off for my body. He's got good lips. Does he, though? I do not think Val Kilmer is hot. I think I've talked about this on the show before.

Huh. Weird head. Is it the head? He's just plain, isn't he? I don't know. He's got a distinct look, I think. Yeah, he doesn't, he's not, his look is not my kind of look. How do you feel about Jim Morrison?

Uh, I mean, I like Jim Morrison's body. Okay, okay. Nothing to say about his face? I guess I haven't, I guess I haven't thought much about Jim Morrison's face. Yeah, he's all right. Oh, I would have kissed on it. Val Kilmer has like a, he's like a puffy, squinty man. He is now.

Yeah. But back, I mean, think like, okay, Batman Forever Val Kilmer. I'll just sleep all through Batman Forever. I'll sleep in the theater about Batman Forever, so I don't have a strong memory of it. And we already got Islanded Dr. Moreau. Haven't seen Islander, Dr. Moreau. Top Gun. Yeah.

Him is Iceman. Lick it. Yeah. Lick it, lick it, lick it. I guess he's just too, like, even, he's too hunky. Like, there's like a, he's just like a little bit like generic hunky for me, you know? Oh, what about Top Secret? In which he was funny.

Have not seen Top Secret. You should watch Top Secret. It was Hot Shots before Hot Shots. Okay. All right. Ooh, see, I do think Val Kilmer's very sexy. But I, you know what it is? I zero in on the dimple he has a,

above his top lip that gives his top lip like a sweet heart look that I think is what I want to Is that too minute of a detail? Yeah, no, but I know exactly what you mean. He's got like a poofy puckery like w-mm face like I mean I do I understand where you're coming from I will heartfully disagree but you know what Molly I think it's for the best that we're not attracted to the same kind of man we do a very different types that we're reminded of this for 45 minutes a week when we watch Pretty Little Liars.

Where Jackie has a very specific type of, and you know, I like squirmy little emo boys, but you really like the squirmy little emo boys on pretty little liars. Oh, yeah, I do. One that has Henry baffled. I got really excited because they are in talks

of doing a mad about you reboot. And I was going on and on about Paul Riser. And Henry's like, why, what is it with you at Paul Reiser? I don't know, man. I've always thought he was really sexy. He's nevishly sexy. Interesting. Even him in aliens?

Yeah. But he's evil in aliens. I know. But then like the whole Stranger Things thing and then I just, I don't know. I'm into like a Paul. He said, don't be a doctor in Stranger Things. I know. And then I also want to fuck Sean Aston and Stranger Things.

things too so that's a whole other that's why i was going to ask between the dumpy dudes and stranger things are you going sean ashton or are you going paul riser how dare you call them both dumpy i think they're both sexiest boo which character is sean as sean ashton shan asan as son asson is the the uh the uh boyfriend in season two oh that guy yeah yeah he's nice sam wise sam wise gamgee yeah he's cute he's fine not paul riser what's wrong with you what like like like There were so many, like, mediocre-looking people on television in the 90s. Yeah. Yeah, Paul Reiser is definitely, I would say, the most mediocre-looking man on television in the 90s.

Just like an unremarkable man. I mean, I'm going to say Kelsey Graham are pretty mediocre-looking, too. I know that that's controversial, but. I got a question for you, Molly, because, Jackie, already know the answer on this. David Schwimmer or Paul Reiser. I thought you were going to say David-Head Pierce or Kelsey Grammer, and I would have said David-Head-Pier. Exactly. I know the answer to that question.

I know how you're going to answer. 100% David Schwimmer Oh God I've been blindsided by this question Mark is Oh, or who?

David Schwimmer or Paul Riser Yeah, I'd go David Schwimmer Paul Riser is like a daddy but not in a good way He's just like a dad All right, Paul Riser

or Matthew Perry Matthew Perry But not like Is it bad to say I want like really Not well Matthew Perry Like when he was really Having a heart time

So you're not You want Matt Perry in the throes of addiction. I mean, he, he, like, I feel like there were, like, later Matthew Perry, he got a little slubby. Yeah, he did. But he was doing better for himself and was very happy for him. Yes. But, yes, Matthew Perry. I had a sizable crush on Matthew Perry when I was watching Friends in real time.

All right. All right. Could I be any more wanting to have sex with him? No, I couldn't. Because I was all about. Chandler, baby. I was all up in it. Were you ever into Joey at all? Yeah. Oh, yeah.

Someone that's that overtly sexual, yes, please. Yeah, you would have been really into Joey in his sense of humor. You could kind of are Joey. Aw, thank you. You're the Joey of page seven. Oh, my God, I would, oh, how you doing? Which is akin to how you do. How you do.

I think I'm somewhere in the middle of how you dirt and how you doing. I'm all sexy all the time, guys. Who are you from friends, Marcus? Me? Man, I don't know. I'm a little bing, little Ross. I would say somewhere in between the two. Yeah.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Sensitive, yet neurotic. Uh-huh, yep. I would say, I think David Schwimmer was the last person in friends I wanted to have sex with, though. I will say that. Yeah, oh yeah, he was a horrible loser. There's definitely a hierarchy. I would say most people put Schwimmer and Kudrow at the bottom.

Yeah, I'm just going to say I'm afraid that I'm a little bit Phoebe, you know. Yeah, but I wanted to fuck the shit out of Lisa Kudrow as Phoebe. You didn't? I definitely love her, especially in Romeo and Michelle's high school reunion. but she goes a little bit goes a long way in friends. I'm going to go Cox, Aniston, what is it, Kudrow. Yeah. That's going to be my ranking.

Okay. Yeah, yeah, I go Cox over Aniston too, and I feel like that's not a, I would assume that's not a popular opinion because everybody wanted to fuck Jennifer Aniston so much. I mean, don't get me wrong. She was pretty hot, but I don't know. Courtney Cox had a, I don't know, a rough story that I enjoyed. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm into it.

But I just liked how weird fucking. Lisa Kudra was. Yeah. Maybe I'm crazy. Wait, have I talked about the comeback on here? I've asked you guys about the comeback. I've never seen the comeback. It is so good.

It's so good that I had to stop watching it because it's like very real. And if you ever hung out with actors, it's too real. Like we were watching it and Gideon, it was like, this is so much fun. I was like, make it stop! Very, very real.

That's how I felt about Barry. Uh-huh. Yeah, Barry is just too. It's too much. Too, yeah. It's too real. Too good. But the comeback is hilarious.

Like, Lisa Kudrow is hilarious. And I definitely have a new level of respect for her that I didn't have during friends. She's so fucking funny. But, yeah, you know, be warned if you spend a lot of time around actors that watching it might feel a little close to home. Yeah. But it's very, very good. Speaking of Barry, though, I will say congratulations to Henry Winkler for winning the Emmy in Barry. Oh, you wonder.

He's great in that. He's fantastic, and it's also his first Emmy win. It's been 42 years since he got his first Emmy nomination, and it's his first Emmy win. Go for him. Yeah, I mean, he is by far, he carries that show. And he's just so good in it. But what I loved, which is I think my favorite part about his thank you speech, is that at the end, he said, Daddy won. And I was like, he is my Daddy.

Would you, you would F. Henry Winkler today? Yeah. Oh, yeah, for sure. I mean, I don't think his wife would like it, but I would definitely give it a shot. I felt a little topical because after the Emmys, everyone was talking about public proposals. And I was like, hello, I settled this a few years ago when I publicly proposed and it was great. And also, usually it's terrible. But when I did it, it was good.

That's my stance. I'm going to say, not my style. Yeah, no, definitely not. most people styles, and rightfully so. Most public proposals are nightmarish. But I do think that they don't have to be. And I think that just because someone publicly proposes, we don't have to assume that they've never discussed marriage before.

Exactly. Well, I mean, we've had, I think, four or five public proposals at last podcast live shows now. And they've all gone very well. Yeah, they can be fun. Yeah, they were all super fun every time. And then everyone who's there, like, remembers it. The reason I wanted to do it because I had seen two public proposals in my life earlier, and they were like so nice to see it, to be part of that.

Like, and you feel like a part of the whole thing. But failed public proposals are also a lot of fun. I mean, I think they're equally as fun. Oh, yeah. I mean, yeah, I spoke about this in my public proposal to Gideon, but one of the first things we did was weirdly fall into a U2 hole of failed public proposals. And my favorite is the ones that take place in the middle of a basketball court because then the woman has to run all the way off the basketball court.

In order to get away. Oh my God, so upsetting. Why would you do it in public unless you knew that the answer was yes? Exactly. Unless you talked about it so extensively. So much. You have to be certain. Yeah, you've talked about it like at least every week for six months.

Which is why you can't feel bad for those guys. No. Because it's just like, this is 100% your fault. Yes, it absolutely is. I don't know if I could do a public proposal. I think that's something I'd be too scared. Just because I would like openly weep, I'm assuming if I was ever proposed to, not that I would know. I don't know anything about it.

That's fine, though. Who needs a husband? For me, it felt, it felt, for some reason it felt more natural to do it around my friends and loved ones than, like, the idea of doing it in a restaurant or something made me more nervous and felt more silly than doing it surrounded by, like, friends. See, I never understood the restaurant thing. never understood the proposing over a meal. Yeah. Like Wendy, at what point in the meal? Yeah.

Yeah. Do you go back to like finish the meal? Do you do it before you pay the check or after you pay the check? Because then the people with the waiters are going to be like, oh God, now we can't bring the check for 10 minutes. Yeah, because you got to go make out and you got to go fuck in the bathroom, which is what I'm assuming happens after you get proposed to, right? Yeah. You immediately have sex? Immediately, yeah.

I mean, is it after apps but before entree? or before, I mean, it can't be before apps. Can't be before, because then you're just like, okay, so what are you going to have? You know, you got to have all of the, like, menu looking at done before you. Yeah. There must be people who can answer this question because I'm sure in our listenership there are people who have been proposed to it a meal. But it is really, you got to do it between entree and dessert, I think. Yeah, and between entree and dessert.

Okay. That's pretty good. I guess what I don't, I don't understand the putting the ring into the food because didn't you pay a lot of money for the ring? Yeah, you're going to get sugar in it. Yeah. Yeah, the ring and the champagne, that's kind of weird. Yeah, well, it's just a terrible choking hazard.

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We used to play a game on each other. There was this key that we all needed at work, and we would put it in each other's drinks, and then sometimes you would almost swallow it. But it was big enough that you would know it was in your mouth before you swallowed it, you know? It's a fun high-stakes game. It's a disgusting.

game. Don't play the game. I don't know how I don't have any mouth diseases. Isn't there a drinking game? Is it quarters where you drink something where a lot of quarters have gone into it? Dude, I'm so good at quarters. I'm between beginner and intermediate. I get lucky.

We must all have internalized diseases, though. Oh, yeah. But mustn't we? Yeah, but that's why we don't get sick very often. Yeah, that's a good immuno strength. What doesn't care you makes it stronger. You know, I sing that song maybe five times a week, and I think it's starting to, like, impede my brain space.

You know what I mean? Maybe is it making you stronger? It's making you stronger. But also, Kelly Clarkson just got a daytime talk show, and I'm very excited about it. That's nice. I watch the hell out of it. What kind of?

I thought, I think NBC. Hmm. I what I did think was really cute, though, about the proposal at the Emmys is that he said, you wonder why I don't like to call you my girlfriend because I want to call you my wife. And I thought I just immediately burst into tears because I'm an emotional person.

And I thought it was really sweet. But doesn't that seem like it's connected to a previous fight that they had? Like, oh, you're calling my girlfriend. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, it's definitely connected to a, like a long-standing fight. Like a long-standing issue. Yeah. Who has who to marry who? The dude asked the woman to marry him when he won the Emmy.

He was just like some guy, right? It wasn't like a famous actor. No, he was a director. Director. What did he win for? So it was Glenn Weiss who accepted the award. He was the best director for a variety special for the Oscars this year. So that's what he won.

And so he was invited on. I think that he had been nominated for an Emmy like 10 times in a row, not in a row, but 10 times over the span of his career. And his mother passed a couple of weeks ago. So it was actually her engagement ring that he gave to his fiance. That's sweet. Which I think is so sweet. But I also, I think that if it was in front of that many people, you have to say yes, number one.

And number two, I feel like it's like, does it take away? So Molly, you did the public proposal, but it was still in a room filled with all of your friends and some family members, right? Yeah, just, right, just friends, except for my brother, who was the co-host of the show that it took place at. But, yeah, like, right, it wasn't on television. But, like, yeah, the rule of a public proposal is you just have to know, you have to have discussed marriage extensively. And you have to know that the answer is yes. And I asked him because I thought that he, I thought he, I thought he. he wanted me to ask him. It turns out he felt like he couldn't ask me because of his

crushing debt, which is a fun... It's the American way. It's the American way. But... I get it, though. I get it. We had talked so much about it that every time we talked about it, he would like look at me within this way that was like, I really thought it was like, so when are you going to ask me? But like, so he totally wanted to be married. He just didn't want to pass on his crushing debt to me. But so, yeah, So I asked him, and it was at a show, but it was like, and I told, with consultation from Jackie, I, hell yeah.

I invited, like, our close friends to say something special is going to happen to this show, make sure you're there. And it was like, yeah, it was maybe 40 people there. It wasn't, you know, it wasn't in Emmys. Yeah. Oh, no. Have you thought about it? Marcus, if you were proposed to, how would you want to be proposed to? Ooh, if I was on a roly coaster.

Ooh. I think that's very difficult to do, but I mean. Well, yeah, my, oh, shit. Do it on the Six Flags Ride the giant drop where you go up really, really high, and then right before you fall, the person would be like, you want to, and then you're just free falling. I mean, that would be so much fun. That would be fun.

There must be a genre of proposals that take place at amusement parks. Oh, yeah, easily. Probably at Disney a lot. Weird, weird Disney people. easily. Oh yeah, Disney people are, hmm. Although I do have a, you know, you guys know about my affinity for Donald Duck, but, you know, it's not, I wouldn't say my weird Disney person. I just love Donald Duck. Some people who are Disney people, like capital D Disney people, are great.

Yeah. But it is a thing. I mean, I know y'all Florida people are Disney people in your own right. Oh, hell yeah, you know it, baby. Oh, yeah. If my dude wanted to dress up like King Triton. and then come at me, and then I happen to be dressed like Ursula, and then we have, you know, he proposes to me like that,

and he's going to try it, and he's doing the whole thing, of course, man. Get under the sea, bitch. And by sea, I mean my... Canoony. Under my sea, being-de-ding-de-k. Get under my seat. Darling, it's better down where it's wetter. Take it from me.

I know about it. That's not my perfect proposal, but that is one that, yes, I would accept. What costume, what pair of costumes would you like to be in when you're proposed to? It's a good question. Donald Duck and what is the lady duck's name? Daisy. Daisy. Daisy.

I know it was a D. Yeah, Daisy Duck. Yeah, yeah, big, gigantic duck costumes. We have to yell at each other to. hear each other through the gigantic heads. Molly, if you had to do it over again, what are the costumes? What would you do? Do it over again?

And it's this hard because he and I like really different things, you know, like he, for him it would be like definitely like Leah and... Luke. Yeah, well, Leah and Han, I guess. Uh-oh. Ooh! Does Luke get a romantic partner? Not until like after all the bullshits.

There's some in like the Dark Empire comic books. There's a little bit of romance, but not too much. Does he age, is it Jar Jar Binks? Yeah, it would be, it would have to be, you know, since I was the one proposing, if I were to include his interest, it would have to be, you know, we would be Daleks or something. For me. But see, that's the other problem.

You're in the same boat as I am with the Donald and Daisy Duck costumes. You're just yelling at each other from across a room. In the Dalek costume, just careening at each other, banging into each other. Although it's perfect for your ass, Marcus, though. I feel like Donald gives you the ample room for the ass that you've got. Oh, yes, absolutely. In fact, there's a Donald Duck tattoo that I'm been thinking real hard about for a few years now.

Oh, yeah? Oh, yeah, yeah. It's the one where he's from the comic strip where he drowns Goofy. Ooh. Wait, do you want him actually drowning Goofy in the tattoo? No, how he drowns Goofy is Goofy's fishing and he pulls a fish out of the water and the fish flies back and hits Donald in the face. That pisses Donald off.

Of course. So he goes and he ties an anchor around Goofy's leg and pushes him in the water and then walks away. Whoa. Do you have all four panels? No, no, no. The panel is just him walking away because he's pushing his hat forward on his head and he's got this determined evil look on his face. And it's one of my favorite panels in comic book history.

and it's really funny and it makes me laugh every time I see it. Because he's so proud of himself for murdering Goofy. Like it's like he looks so proud of himself. It's like that's like that's the first kill. And so he's on his way to kill everyone else. Whoa. The first domino has fallen and now he's on his way to murdering Mickey. Mickey's next.

Mickey's absolutely next. See, I would think that many would be next because many I feel is more annoying than Mickey. See, I don't think I wouldn't put Donald Duck as like killing, I think he's like killing enemies. Yeah. I don't see him being enemies with like Minnie or Daisy

or anything like that. Yeah. I see him killing all of the males. Yeah, I don't want Donald Duck to be like a woman, like a serial killer of women. I just want him to kill. No, that wouldn't be good. To kill the people in his inner circle.

Yeah. But he could definitely take Pluto for a ride. I think that would be interesting. See, I don't want him to kill Pluto because Pluto's a dog. Yeah, Pluto's a dog. Oh, yeah, you're right. I guess you know what?

Crossover, take Piglet out, will you? Let's do a crossover here. That's a crossover I'd read. Oh, man. I just got the, oh, no. I just got the funniest picture of my head of Donald Duck, strangling piglet to death. And then Pooh walks in and he's like, oh, piglet.

Oh, bother. And then Donald Duck grabs a knife off the table and throws it across the room, and it hits poo right in the belly. Yeah. And he just starts squirting out honey out of his stomach. He's not even filled with blood. Or I guess it's fluff. He's stuff with fluff.

So the fluff comes out. The double duck leaves and he leaves pooed and bleed out for the next three hours. And he leaves water with him so it takes longer. And then Eeyore finds him and Eeyore snakes into an even deeper clinical depression. No way, man. And Eeyore was the one who called him for the hit. And so that's when Eeyore and Donald Duck ride away into the sunset. Uh-huh.

Yeah. Maybe Rabbit finds him. And rabbi's just like, now I got to deal with this. He's more upset. I'm totally on board with all of this. Where is the crossover comic? Let's start writing it. Crossover comic that's a murder fantasy.

Donald, it's like that Punisher kills the Marvel Universe comic book. It's like Donald Duck kills everyone. And wait, so read Donald Duck, Huey Doey and Louie are his nephews, right? Yeah. Yes. And Scrooge McDuck is their grandfather? Uncle. Their uncle.

Yeah, Uncle Scrooge. So does that mean Scrooge is Donald's brother? Scrooge is also Donald Duck's uncle. So he's their great uncle. Great uncle, yeah. Gotcha. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, he's diving in them coins.

You know what? Just give him a thrill. But the real question is, is how do we feel about Bert and Ernie. Oh my gosh. I have a million opinions about this. I add zero because they're puppets. But here's the thing. Here's the thing about that.

Puppets absolutely can have a sexuality because Miss Piggy is the horniest puppet of them all. You're going to tell me Miss Piggy is not a straight woman? Please. But that's the Muppets. Yeah, but Sesame Street They are Muppets. It's all the same species. So if we are in the same species

and I have a sexuality, then you have a sexuality. It might not be hetero. It might not be homosexuality, but we all have sexualities. We are in a species. You can't say they don't have sexuality because they are puppets, which is what Sesame Street said, because Miss Piggy, again, may I point you to the water ballet she did in Great Muppet Caper all about how she wants to fuck Kermit so bad. Those Muppets want to fuck.

And also, I think that Gonzo likes to fuck chickens. And so, like, yeah, man. He likes chickens. Yeah, he does enjoy chickens. And the chickens were usually into it, right? Yeah, I think it was like, but it was like how Pluto was a dog, I mean, definitely Camilla is a chicken. She's not like a. But Camilla is a, Camilla is a conscious chicken. Like Camilla, like, Camilla has a sense of self. She does seem to be in a consensual relationship with Gonzo, but she can't talk. Like, I think they understand each other. They do and understand each other. She does, she's more like a chicken than like whatever species Gonzo is, you know? Yeah, but doesn't Camilla also like wear eyeliner? She's a sexy chicken. Yeah.

I'd say if she wears eyeliners and that means that she has... If she can put makeup on or if she can request someone, unless Gonzo's the one putting on the eyeliner. Walking around a net, yes please. Put some makeup on me. For four decades in the weirdness of Gonzo's sexual attraction to chickens, then we can like accept the fact that Bert and Ernie might have had feelings for each other. And to say, I mean, whatever, if you think that they're not gay,

then whatever, but to say that they can't be gay because their puppets is ridiculous because, you know, Sesame Street created a character with autism and puppets don't have brains, but it's a character. That's not how, you know, characters have whole, you know, depths,

whether they are made of cloth or not, and thus, even if the puppets don't have genitals, they could still be attracted to one another, hence thirsty, thirsty, Miss Piggy. Sure. I mean, it's, I wouldn't say it's a controversy and just be like, yeah. Who cares? Let the puppets be gay. Yeah.

Or just move on. Let them be ambiguously gay. You don't even have to say no, they're not, which is what Frank Oz said. Like, just be like, maybe they are. Who cares? And if the writer said, yeah, I always envisioned them as my relationship, which was a loving, long-term gay relationship, then more power to him. I just feel like I just need to, you know, to say, Frank Oz said, you know, sexuality isn't everything. Like, why do they have to be gay or straight?

which is like all well and good, except that, you know, part of like the whole thrust of somebody's life, it does have to do with who they, I mean, not necessarily, but it's a part of our lives. Hence Miss Piggy, her entire thing is how much she wants to fuck Kermit. And so if she can want to fuck Kermit so bad, at least Burtnerney might be in like a kind of sexless, long-term marriage with one another. Asexual where they just kind of hang out, they hold hands, but nothing really further than that. Yeah, or maybe they used to have sex when they were younger, but it's just been, You know, it's been a long time.

Yeah. I have identified with Miss Piggy from a very young age. I mean, obviously. And that I think, so the big thing, oh, curnie. Because, you know, I like to, you know, I like to take and I like to have sex. And that is something that I think that also Miss Peggy opened up for me as a young inn to accept and acknowledge. And I thought that that was something that was okay. the fact that people get upset about Muppets being sexualized,

but at the end of the day, I guess what the big issue is, is that the Muppets on Sesame Street, since it is for children, is deemed something that should not include sexuality. However, well, here's the other thing, too, is that, like, all of this shit exists on Twitter,

and that's it. Kids aren't reading Twitter. Kids are watching fucking Sesame Street. So it doesn't matter. Because that's all it is. Kids are just watching Sesame Street. It's not like Bert's going to blow Ernie on Sesame Street. Right.

Who gives it? It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter at all. It's just another fucking culture war wedge issue. True. But I would add that if they were, let's just say that it was that they were like, yeah, Bert and Ernie are gay. And they're like, they don't have kids, but like if they were.

The reason I feel like Sesame Street's been very mindful about like representation matters. And that's funny. I never thought about Miss. is in a representation matters type way to be like, all you horny kids out there, you thirsty horny girls, you can have a hero in this. It makes me feel accepted. I think that's wonderful. And that's why Sesame Street's like it's like it's important to have a character with autism

so that kids with autism can see themselves represented, other kids learn about autism, all that. And so I feel like, you know, if you're a kid watching and you got two dads and there's two gay Bert Nurt and he's together, maybe you're like, yeah, that's like, you know, I feel like It's not, I hear you that they're, you know, it's, it's irrelevant in many ways because it's not on kids' radar, but gay, gay relationships are in kids' lives, you know, and so, so to that point, I feel like I would be kind of intuitive if Burton and you were like, we are married, we are two men who are married to each other, or even if they're not married to each other. Yeah, but no one else on Sesame Street is really married, right? Yeah. Like, they don't really, do they really tackle stuff like?

Like, there's no other real, like. The bear family. The bear family. There's family, right? I mean, I feel like, you know, in any kind of kids thing, there could be families. I mean, right, Bert and Ernie have never been married, so it's not like. Man, and you know what, if Bert and Ernie adopted a kid, that would ruin their whole dynamic. They wouldn't be able to have fun anymore. They wouldn't be able to play, like, drums and tuba.

Yeah, and they also can't just sit in the bath with a rubber ducky either. You know, it's like, let them have their fun. Let them have their fun. Sure. But I feel like, you know, two men living together in a marriage situation, in a relationship situation is not something that kids don't have any idea about, right? Because they might have that in their own life or in their family. And I'm not saying Bertner and you have to adopt a child.

But if they did, I think it would be fantastic. And I will say I would definitely consent to a gang bang with Dr. Teeth in the electric mayhem. Just throwing that out there. Think about Janus, man. You know, I was thinking earlier, it's like I'm actually constantly. kind of attracted to Janice. Janice is great. I'm all kinds of attracted to Dr. Teeth,

but I'm also attracted to animal. I'm also attracted to Gonzo. And you know what? I definitely give Fosie a try. I'm sure it's at least fun. It might not be good, but it's probably fun. You know who I like in the Dr. Teeth band is that I would date Rolf. Like I would go on like a first date with Rolf.

I could totally see you and Rolf like, you guys have like three dates and then you become like really good friends. Getting a beer together, you know. Yeah. No, but who I like in Dr. Teeth and The Electra Mayhem is that, I don't know his name, the saxophone player. Oh, my God, he doesn't have any eyes. He's so sexy. But he's real sexy.

He's got, like, curly hair, and he's always really, really playing the saxophone. Is that Zoot? Yeah, Zoot. Yes, that's right. I like Zoot. Are there any other, like, what are all the female? Because I know, like, Janice, that's always the first one that pops in my eyes, like, where's the sexy. Muppets.

It's going to be Janice. Are there any other, like, female Muppets? Like, there's Miss Piggy. I think that you might be able to argue that there should be more female Muppets or that there's not that many. Back in the 70s, I think it was a little bit of a boys club. Yeah, Camilla. Camilla, the ambiguously Muppet chicken, you know.

She might just be a real fucking chicken. I bet she can throw down, though. Are you kidding me? I know what that clock clock's hand for, you know? But yeah, there's, I think that they kind of added more. Muppet. They had that kind of sexy pig in the newest Muppet show there was like a pig who also wanted to fuck Kermit. Annie Sue?

We're talking about Annie Sue Pig? She was like a sexy pig and Piggy was real jealous of her. It's funny when you Google female Muppets. It's like the first thing that comes up is Miss Piggy. The second one is Camilla. Of course. Yeah, but then there's also what's her name? It's like Bill, Jill, Bill, Gill and Jill. The frogs in Muppets' stuff.

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Denise, yes. Denise is sexy. Fawzzi's mother is named Emily. Oh yeah. Was she, oh no, I was thinking of Mrs. Fawzzi. I was going to say there's Mrs. Fawzzi. I don't know if she counts under this. Was Gladys the cafeteria lady?

Oh, yeah, there's a couple of cats. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I think that, but I think that animal would be a lot of fun. Yes. Animal is sexy. Yeah. Yeah. Animal is. And I'm all kinds of into that. But I think that Fossey would be, he would be such a trying lover.

You know, it's like he would really want to be there for you and want to do everything that he could. But he probably just can't, you know, sign that check. I mean, listen, we've all, many of us have slept with drummers and many of us have spent a lot of time around comedians, whether we've slept with them or not. I am a drummer. Yeah. And, you know, I feel like I can comfortably say that I would probably choose sleeping with the drummer over sleeping with a comedian. Yeah. Yeah, as someone that has done both, I would say yes.

And maybe those just happened to be the circumstances that I was in, but I would say, yeah. Yeah, you go for the drummer. Yep. For two reasons. Endurance and coordination. Yeah. And being able to do both very fast rhythms and very slow ones. Interesting.

Yeah, I would imagine funk drumming. That's going to be your best bet there. That's not even to mention the crushing self-esteem issues that come with. And specifically Fossey. You know, I'm not trying to throw shade of comedians, but Fossey has some really chronic self-esteem issues. Yeah, and I would never want to keep him. I feel like I'd end up putting baby in a corner, you know,

and I don't want to do that to Fosie. Yeah, he's got to go on the road. Baby's got to go on the road. What is that the one where Big Bird gets lost when they, what is it, what's it called? That's the original one, Muppet movie, when he's walking on the side of the road? Or it's like where he's on the road and I think that he meets up with some country star. It's like Big Bird goes west. Oh, that I know that there is a big one has a cameo in the Muppet movie.

Wouldn't Johnny Cash in the Big Bird movie? Yeah, that's the one. What's it called? Follow that bird. That's what it's called. The other thing that annoyed me about the Sesame Street statement saying, like, after all, they're just puppets. It's like, that runs completely counter to the entire worldview of Jim Henson. Big Bird spoke at Jim Henson's funeral.

Like, nobody would be like, it's just a puppet. It's not just a puppet. The whole thing about Muppets is that they're more than just puppets. It's the whole world. But that's the thing. Maybe I have a, I've never been a big, I'm not a Muppet guy. Really? Yeah.

I didn't grow up with the Muppet. I grew up with Muppet babies. A whole different beast. Yeah, that's a whole different animal. It's a cartoon, you know. I grew up with Muppet babies. But I never watched Sesame Street because we didn't get PBS where I grew up. I was a little too young to like watch the Muppets on TV.

And no one was really into the movies at all. So I don't have any, I don't have any connection with Muppets. Like for me, Muppets are fine. I mean, fragles, that's a different story. That's different. Oh, my God. Because I love Fraggle Rock, but... I was likened to the trash heap not too long ago.

And then I started talking like my face to the black on it. I said, you know what? I'll take that comparison. I'm fine with it. That doesn't hurt me. See, I also... I had an older sister, though, so I think that that's why we were so big into the Muppets. It's having so...

It's like our sister's in her 40s, so it's like, that's where the branch of the Muppets really like solidified in our household. But also it's like exactly what you're saying. When Kermit's saying it's not easy being green at Jim Henson's funeral, I remember watching that video and sobbing. Oh yeah. I mean that's, I was like entranced by the Muppets like from a very, very young age. Like I didn't even, I liked regular Muppet like the 70s ones, Great Mugher Muppet movie

like more than Sesame Street. But like it was just like this magical, magical, like world and universe, which is why I think, yeah, it's amazing that like they had like the like commitment to the world of imagination and like a child's imagination, but also adults that Jim Henson created is like so like important. And that's why there was a real cop out for Sesame Workshop to be like they're puppets. Like they're like if you are a Muppet person, you know, I feel like they're not they're real, you know, like they are not puppets. I mean, they are puppets and puppets are cool, but, like, they are more than that. Maybe people have the Sesame Workshops like, hey, can we stop talking about this so we can get back to making puppets? Yeah, and they've been, I mean, it's been a thing for like decades, but, yeah, but what- They're probably sick of talking about it.

Right. But, well, yeah, what prompted this whole thing was that the writer, one of the writers was like, yeah, they are gay. And then Frank Oz was like, not to me. And- But also, he was the one that was writing for them. And so in his mind, that is what he was. putting into the character. So that's what it is. Whether it's overstated or not,

it's like, yeah, at the end of the day, you know, Big Bird's not aching and snuffel-upagus because it's his imaginary friend. And yes, they are both children in the eyes of the Muppet world. But Bird Nurny are full-grown adults. That's true, right. They are not children.

Their maturity leaves something to be desired. But they don't have parents. They're adult people who live. independently. That is true. You know. It's not like I'm talking about having sex with cookie monster over here, although I got to say, I bet the goblin comes in handy.

Right, like some of them like are clearly children. Like Elmo is clearly a child. You know, right. Big Bird is a child. Huh. I never thought about Big Bird being a child. What's a third, but it's a full grown one look like? Sounds horrifying.

But yeah, Bert and Ernie are like the, you know, I think Oscar is an adult. Oscar's like a street homeless adult. He's another one I would definitely give a try. You know, as long as as slimy the worm can stay out of it, I'm on board. Get me in that trash can. How about Mr. Noodle, Jackie? Mr. Noodle. He's the clown that Elmo talks to.

I think that he... Oh, no. Molly. Nuddle! Jake I am. I'm not a monster? I'm just saying, Mr. Noodle. It's flexible.

Although, I mean, he is. a brilliant improvisationalist and a brilliant, what is it? Client. What is it? Mime. Mime. Mime. Yeah, because he's known throughout the theater community.

You know what, in real life, anti, like out of the side of Mr. Noodle, I'd bang it. Yeah, I think Mr. Noodle could get it. Hmm. Yeah. And on that note, it's time for the list. Oh. Yeah. Who's on the list?

I have that list. The greatest discontinued 90s foods and beverages. Oh my God, I already know what's going to be on this list. I didn't know they didn't make squeezets anymore. They don't make squeezes anymore? Those little Kool-Aid goosures. Yeah, little things, you just, really?

Yeah, they don't make those. I mean, it's probably because they tasted like shit. They did taste like shit. Yeah. Yeah, and I used to take off the tops and chew on them too. That's probably bad. Yeah, it's definitely a choking hazard. I would beg for those things, especially because they were Kool-Aid brand,

and I was like, I love Kool-A. buy me these things and I would get one and I'd be like, this tastes like trash. It does, but then you know what? It was marketing because the commercials were awesome. Yeah, that's true. It was like a big splooge commercial. Yeah, yeah.

Huh, Betty Crocker Shark Bites. I remember Shark bites. Oh, man. They were little fruits snacks. Yeah. They had a real good texture to them. Yeah, they were like opaque white and blue. The white ones were the best ones.

I feel like they're like the mystery airheads where it was just, there's something about it where it's like, this has no flavor. but it's got all of the flavors all wrapped in one. I remember, yeah, I'd forgotten about shark lights. Yeah, Y-Win's especially good. Butterfinger Bebys. I remember Butterfinger Beavis as well.

Dude, man, see, that's the problem, is that that's why you need the BBs, because I went to a yogurt land not too long ago because I love my Frogert. You can't keep me away from a Froger. And they have the crushed-up Butterfingers, but I want the pop of a BB. Yeah, the BBs are good,

just like bunch of crunches are so good. Oh, yeah, I got a pop-up. a bunch of crunches on my desk right now. Really? Yeah, I'm going to buy some bunch of crunches on my way home. Yeah, it's great because when I'm working and I crave some sugar, I just pop one little bunch of crunch in and it tides me over. Bunch of Crunch.

Butterfinger Beavis, those things were delish. This next one on the list, I've got to admit, these things kind of, they weirded me out. Mickey's Parade Ice Pops, they kind of scared me a little bit because it was like they were shaped like Disney characters. You got your Mickey, your Minnie, you're Donald, and you're goofy. but it weirded me out to know that I was going to be licking Disney characters.

I remember those. They didn't they also have, they had Snoopy, too, like at the ice cream trucks. I think they might still have those. Yeah. Yeah, with the bubble gum eyes. And they were always, like, weirdly, like, melted down half of their face. Yes. And then you're stuck, like, trying to eat ice cream and chew bubble gum at the same time.

Yeah, but that also makes you think of, that's akin to the Flintstone's push-up pops. I definitely like those. Those are great. I ate the shit of those, but then you're, like, you're, shoving your fingers into this tube. and just like licking around it. She's like, why are we doing this? Why do we have to do this? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

At what point did you, because I remember there was definitely a point in my life where I realized that what I was doing was vaguely sexual. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. See, you can't hide sexuality from children. You're giving them push pops, their finger in the push pops. They're going to figure that out eventually. I mean, it was around puberty. Yeah, exactly.

And pornography was a reality in my life. So I would say there was influences. Yeah, of course. And that's why it's like, get on it. You know, feel you. Learn what you like on your own consensually. And especially, you know, you can figure it out. Watch the astronaut's wife.

You'll figure it out real fast. Ooh, bubble beeper gum. Here, what? It was a beeper. And then you open it up and it was full of gum. Oh, my God, I forgot about those. But wait, I don't remember a beeper full of gum, but I remember a Band-Aid box full of gum.

Yeah, that was also great. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Ouch gum was wonderful. Man, that was in that whole time period where they're like, yeah, yeah, yeah, let's chew on this, like the tobacco one, what is it, Big League Chew? Yeah, Big League Chew. Yeah, yeah. Yep.

Yeah, it was like, let's put gum in a plastic container. And I was like, I'm not buy that. Big League Chew is wonderful. They still sell it, and it's still amazing. Really? Yeah, it is. And I remember the beeper one because you could clip it on to your pants and then it felt really cool because, of course, at the time I didn't have a beeper, but.

I really wanted one. That, I guess, I'm showing my age. Oh, Cheetos paws. Dude, they still make the shapes, though. And I love a Cheeto. I love a Cheeto, too. I like a regular Cheeto over a puff, though, any day. I was at a children's birthday party over the weekend,

and there's a very snazzy 13-year-old that I have befriended. And he came over, and he goes, Girl, you even puff? And then he hands me a whole bowl of cheesy puffs. And I was like, that was the smoothest line from a 13-year-old I've ever heard in my life. You know what? Yes, sir, I do puff. Thank you very much.

And then we ate a bunch of cheesy puffs together. That sounds great. All right, it's time for blind items. Oh, we can't see him. Got a couple of juicy ones this week. How juicy, Marcus. 7.9. Okay, all right, I'll take that juice.

Pretty juicy. Apparently, this permanent A-list singer-slash diva wanted a break from sex with her boyfriend. So for a week, she hired a different woman to come over each night and have sex with the boyfriend. So that she, oh, she just didn't want to fuck somebody else. She just didn't want to have sex with him. Yeah, she didn't want to have, she just wanted a break from sex. Just like, I don't want to have sex anymore. And he was like, I need it every day.

That voice, I'm going to assume it's Mariah Carey. If she's talking like this, I know that diva that we all love. Yes, it is Mariah Carey. She wanted a break for a week. But she was kind of, but she knew that her husband was like, well, if you still want to have sex, Ohio woman, you'll bring her out with it. You still want to go for sex, Ohio woman. Wow.

That's insane. But you know what? Also, it's like, does Maria Carrey still have sex? sex. Does she have that in her? Every night? I'm barely on a regular week. All right, go for her. Yeah. I feel like at this point, she's probably just looking into a mirror and jane off, right? Yeah, maybe. I don't know. I could see her laying. I could actually, I mean, maybe this is just because of had this fantasy since I was about 12 or 13.

But I could see Mariah Carey actually being a very fun lover. You just got to follow her lead. Yeah. She's got the dirtiness of like Christina Aguilera, which you know Christina lays some pipe. Yeah, I'd imagine so. I would imagine so. But also, you know what? Yeah, go for her.

If you were able to do that, if you're able to separate yourself in that kind of manner, you do you. I feel like I don't think I'd be able to do that. But you know what? I kind of wish that I could. Yeah. I do not and cannot. Yeah. No, no, no, no.

No. No, no, no. Never. I'm very, very, very jealous human being. And actually, that's the only blind item we got this week. I was combing through and a lot of them are just sad. Yeah. Sad Emmy embarrassments.

Yes, just sad embarrassments all around. Well, especially looking into like the whole Emmys thing too, where it's like, it just seemed like it was overall a night. I didn't read anything that was just like, awuga, awuga, A Ouga either. It's just kind of like, well, we all had a time. It was like some good shows won. Mm-hmm.

And how weird is it to see Chey hosting the Emmys? Yeah. Very weird. Very, very weird. Long-time friend, four-time roundtabler of the year. You know? I thought that he did a good job, and I will say that I have started watching the marvelous Mrs. Maisel, and because I was very against it just because, you know, the whole stand-up

thing, and I was just like, oh, okay, I should try this show. And you know what? I get it. It's very endearing. And it's Amy Sherman Palladino who wrote Gilmore Girls, and I, of course, love Gilmore Girls. So I'm giving it a shot, guys. I'm getting out of my wheelhouse.

I'm not just watching sad things, although I will throw this out there that I want to say really fast, that I told Molly about this show. It's called You, and it is on Lifetime. It's from the executive producers of Riverdale, and it is Specy, Spicy. Also a little problematic, but I, like it a lot. Someone told me about it on the

Page 7 Facebook group and it's, I just started playing and you can watch it on lifetime.com and I'm digging it. I'm going to do that with my headphones when I am going to bed, but maybe next week if you guys are and have done it,

have you guys, can we talk about American Vandal? I have not seen it, no. I would highly recommend. I think that both of you guys would enjoy it. It's really fucking funny. It's really fucking funny. And I had been like sleeping on it And I think season two just came out Season 1 of American Vandal

It's only eight episodes And if you like just like fun goofy shit It is so so fun And also really smart and good It's like it's like my thing That I'm very very into right now I would recommend if we're on recommendation I would recommend the Norm MacDonald show

Really? Really? It's very it's pretty some of it's Kind of weird But his interview with Judge Judy is delightful. Okay. Ooh, I'll watch the shit out of that. All right, I'm on board.

Because I'm a gigantic Norm MacDonald fan. I believe he's one of the funniest people on Earth. Dirty work, I think, is still one of the funniest movies made in the 90s. And I would recommend Norm McDonald's, the Norm McDonald show. I do like Judge Judy. Mm-hmm. Yeah, Judge Judy. And his interview with Chevy Chase is surprisingly endearing.

Huh. Ooh. I didn't watch the whole thing. I only watched those two, but yeah. All right, I'll definitely give it a shot. Look at us our little recommendation corner. A little recommendation. Recommendation. Roundup.

Recommendation, round up. Also speaking of, Riverdale's going to be coming out soon, and I'm really, really excited about it, and apparently it's going to be a lot of fallis happening, and I am... Cock? What? Fallis, cock?

F.P. and Alice. Oh. And there's going to be a lot of rolling in some hay, boys. When does it come back? In October. I think it's in a couple of weeks. Oh, wow. I am very excited.

And also, Sabrina's going to be starting soon. Guys, there is so much great television to watch. Never go outside again. Only stay inside in the dark and watch television. The holidays. Thank you guys so much for listening to us today. My name is Jackie Zabrowski. You can follow me on Instagram at Jack That Worm.

I'm Molly Neffle. MJKLKAT and people should go over to the Patreon page and do some vootin, right, Jackie? Oh yeah, baby. If you hit up patreon.com slash page seven podcast, we've got the pull up of what we are going to be watching next week for our live streaming movie watch. We have a very special guest, the beautiful. My almost sister, Natalie Jean, will be joining me and we are going to have a bit of a girl's night.

So if you'd like to vote, go over to our Patreon page. Give us a vote. I think right now cruel intentions is in lead and I am excited to drink wine and watch cruel intentions. I love you guys so much. Thank you so much for joining us today. And hell, we'll see you next week.