Page 7 - Episode 272: Fiddlin' All About

Episode Date: September 27, 2018

Jackie, Molly and Marcus discuss problematic 90's movies, Kathy Najimy sightings and drop some HOT HALLOWEEN goss.  Get your first refill pack free at http://getquip.com/page7 Get started now at http://stitchfix.com/page7. Want even more hatchi matchis? Patreon supporters get oodles of bonus content! https://www.patreon.com/page7podcast AcidJazz, C-Funk Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

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Welcome to Page 7, everybody. I'm Marcus Parks. I'm Molly Neffel. I'm Jackie Zerowski. Whoa! I'm Jackie Zerowski. I love you. I'm sorry. We talked at the same time because they're all over the place because

we're fucking counting crows crazy. I have to stop listening to the cruel intention soundtrack. Who else is there on the cruel intention soundtrack? You got your Bittersweet Symphony, which we know that Marcus hates. I'm fine with Bittersweet Symphony.

I thought you hated it. No, you're thinking to someone else. I'm fine with it. All right, you're fine with it. I mean, it's a great way, because we watched Cruel Intentions last night for the Patreon. Natalie and I had like a girl's night watching Cruel Intentions, which is, you know, I probably should have watched it before I put it on the list of people to choose from because that movie is problematic in many, many ways.

And it's not even just the brother's sister rubbies. It's more than that. Yeah? Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's real, I would say coercion is the word that they would have used or cajoling, sexual cajoling in the 90s. I feel that it was a little more acceptable back then. And that on top of the fact that just Christine Beranski in the movie,

it's not the fact that Selma Blair, her daughter, wants to have sex with her teacher who is older than she is, who, because someone Blair is, I'm going to assume 15 or 16 in the movie, it's just the fact that he's black. That's what her problem is with it. And it's like things like that. Huh.

You know, it was a very different time in the late 90s, and I'm going to say worse in every way. Yeah, I remember watching Varsity Blues a couple of years ago. It was on TV in an afternoon. It was on a whim. I was like, oh, fuck it. I haven't seen this movie since high school. Let's check it out.

And, like, one of the characters is, like, an admitted date rapist. And everyone's just like, oh, tweeter. You, you're just, wow, you are just the living end, aren't you? Yeah, yeah. Things have been bad for a long time. That wasn't that long. I mean, that was like 98, 99. That's the thing.

It's like, you know, when the shit that we were, like, you know, young adults for, and then you look back and you're like, sweet mother of God. Even Clueless, which is one of my favorite movies. Recently, I was like in the fog of like coming out of like postpartum insanity. I was like, I just want to watch something really comforting. Can we watch Clueless? And getting one of like, sure, and we watch Clueless. And that movie definitely still is like one of my favorite movies.

But there are just a couple of lines in there where it's like, what's wrong with you? You know, about gay people or like, I don't even remember what else. But I was just like, I am horrified by some of this. It's like, and that's the best of the best. But it wasn't that long ago. And it kind of blows my mind that it was like this, the late 90s, oh, I guess at this point, what is it, almost 20 years? I guess maybe I'm just getting old. Yeah, it was 20, 1998, that was 20 years ago.

A lot can happen in 20 years. Yeah, I guess. I guess you're right. Although, we are watching pretty little liars right now and that's also pretty problematic. and that's from like 2010. So I think that whilst a lot, I think probably you could compare something from 2010 and 1998 and probably the 2010 thing would be better, I think it took us a real long time. I feel like it's been like the last six years that people have been like, we probably

shouldn't have just like actual date rapist characters. And have everybody act like it's like totally cool. Yeah, exactly. No, and that's all thing because I just remember, all I remember from cruel intentions was that it was specie spicy and that it was inappropriately speaking. spicy spicy, which I feel probably, you know, fostered some kinks I have inside of my brain, but that's a whole other conversation. But it's like the whole time, like the whole thing with Selma Blair and Ryan Felipe

when like he's giving her booze, she doesn't realize she's getting boozed up. And then he like essentially forces her to allow him to go down on her. And the whole time she's like, I didn't even know what he was doing. Which her whole character is also problematic. Where it's like if she doesn't know, like she doesn't even know what an orgasm is or is aware of what it is, then you probably shouldn't be getting boozed up and eating out.

You know? You know, I never actually saw cruel intentions because like I think it was like, correct me if I'm wrong, Jackie, but I remember that it came out like I think when I was like around sixth grade and it was like I didn't have the autonomy yet to go see it on my own

and I think that it was one of those, I was like just young enough to be like, that's a sex movie. But like, and I wanted to see it, but I think that I couldn't see it. And so it always has held this like, almost like porn like status in my head because of the age I was when it came out.

I get you. See, I was always, rather than cruel intentions, I was more of a wild things boy. Ooh, wild things. Remind me about wild things? Is that problematic though? I have no, I mean, I have,

I mean, I have since gained extremely easy access to pornography. so I haven't really had a reason to return to wild things. But it's a movie with Denise Richardson and Neve Campbell, where they do many species, spicy things. Oh, is that the one with Matt Dillon in it as well? I think so. Ooh, all right.

Also, the other one in the same category for me was, I know what you did last summer. Yeah. Sexy. Was there a lot of make fuck in there? Wasn't there? It wasn't. Again, I don't even think I saw it.

It was just like a, ooh, look at that sexy trailer for that movie that I'm seeing, well, I'm seeing probably pay it forward again. You know, like, whatever. Like, I just remember it feeling sexy and forbidden. What was the name of that girl that was in that? And wasn't she in Can't Hardly Wait as well? Ooh, Jennifer Love Hewitt. Is it Jennifer Love Hewitt?

I know she's in both of those movies. Yeah. Yeah, she had a moment. The one from 45. Yes. Yeah, yeah. She's hot. Yeah, yeah.

She was super hot in both those movies. Is Can't Hardly Wait? No. The one, um. Ethan Embry. No. Seth Green. No.

The red-haired girl from six feet under. Barry Manilow, Barry Manil. Drive me crazy, the rom-com with Clarissa. Melissa Joan Hart. Thank you. And Adrian Grenier from Entourage. That was the first time I saw him in anything. And Jesus, Lord, is he a handsome man?

and drive me crazy was not even a sexy movie but that was like he's probably the sexiest person from the late 90s. Speaking of movies of that time and speaking of Can't Hardly Wait I did recently watch that

surprisingly still lighthearted and okay. Really? Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's just like it was then. Lighthearted and okay. And okay. I see I loved Can't Hardly Wait and I also recently rewatch it.

I thought it held up fantastically. Yeah, it's a really fun late 90s like teen romp. Yeah, I would watch Can Hardly Wait. I would also watch She's All That, although I'm certain, it didn't even hold up then. I'm certain that it would not hold up now. But I would. I just want to, I remember even at the time, looking at Freddy Prince Jr.

And being like, you don't deserve to be famous. Neck is too big. He's a bit of a dud. Yeah. See, and that's why Natalie and I were thrown down yesterday because she's against, she's anti-Julius Stiles, which I understand. No. No. You see, she was saying as someone that was, she's like, I was like the punky goth girl in high school,

so everyone just assumed I was bad. And it's like, that doesn't mean that you're bad just because you're a little bit punky and you're kind of just like, no, I'm not going to go to the prom and that kind of shit. But at the same time, she did get to fuck Primo Heath Ledger in 10 things I hate about you. Yeah, Julia Stiles is the hottest and most tolerable of all of the female characters we got. in the late 90s, although I understand from Natalie's point of view, sometimes you hate that with which you identify.

It's the same reason why I hated Lisa Simpson as a child. Because it was too close to my own personality. So she might hate Julius Diles because it was like, people are always like, oh, you're like, you're like cats and the things I hate about you. Yeah. That and Save the Last Dance apparently,

which I guess none of the people are actual dancers, but the dude that plays the cello teacher in Cruel Intentions is the guy from Save the Last Dance. Because I kept being like, Who is, like, what is he from? I also remember that he was an O, which I remember also to be a very species, spicy, movie with Beatleized Josh Hartnett.

And wasn't Julia Stiles also an O? Didn't she play the Desdemona stand in? Because, you know, it was a retelling of Othello and all that. I think she was the Desdemona. Oh, it's very posse. I haven't seen that one since high school. Josh Hartnett is another person who I always thought was very overrated. When I saw Armageddon, I was like, this man's boring.

Yeah. That whole movie was very much. That movie was trash. Was he in Armageddon or was he in Deep Impact? I'm sorry, I didn't mean Armageddon. I mean Pearl Harbor. How embarrassing. Different crafts, aircrafts.

Although I am taking this problematic stance back because I don't think that, I don't think he was an O. I was thinking of Mackay Fifer. Which Mackay Fyfer, I wouldn't kick him out of my bed. Because I was thinking of ER. He was hot in E. That's a whole other. Yeah, right? Remember Mackay Fifer?

Yes, yes. But these are all things I've not seen in about 20, 25 years. So my brain, my brain don't work the way it used to anymore. I often think about going back. I'm just getting dumber, you know? I often fantasize about going back and watching ER from the beginning. Not the whole thing, but the first maybe eight years. You can do that.

It exists, right? Oh, yeah, easily. Has anybody yet? It's all on Hulu. Anyone recommend it? I don't know, maybe. I mean, I'm sure it's nice. I was a real ER kid.

That was like a formative television show in my childhood. Well, same especially now. It makes me think of Dr. Kovach on ER because I think that he is a hachi-machi daddy for all time. But now we're entering into October season, and it's time to watch my yearly watching of practical magic. Oh, you'd be, you'd love this here in New York. They're doing a screening of practical magic at Alamo. No, they're not. Yeah, they might be doing it out in L.A. too.

You should check. Oh, my God, I want to go! You know, with all our free time in October. That we have. I definitely have a resolution this year to last few years I've had resolutions to watch more like good classic scary movies. I watched Scream again. I watched Halloween for the first time.

Nice. And really enjoyed it last. year and I have not, I don't think, rewatched the craft in at least five years and I feel like I really, really want to rewatch the craft. Although maybe that'll be our October movie, Jackie. Yeah. I mean, I think that the craft is definitely up there with things that we should watch as well as hocus pocus. And if you have not seen practical magic in a minute, I highly recommend it. I haven't seen practical magic. Yeah. But speaking of the craft, I remember when I was a kid, my brothers, my mom made him take me to town with him back up to Abilene,

they brought a couple of girls. They had to go see the craft with the girls and make out. I got to go see Twister. It's not like they like shuffled me off to another movie. I wanted to go see Twister. Good for you. That's a half-flassful reaction and I appreciate you, Marcus. Oh, yes.

Maybe that explains your relationship with Twister. Which is abnormally close. It is an extremely close relationship, yes. I do want to throw this up. This is not a movie for you, Molly. But Marcus, have you seen Incident and a Ghostland yet? No, not yet. It's a great new scary movie.

And I believe that it's on Shudder. I think that's how Henry and I watched it. And it gave me, it actually gave me nightmares. Nice. And I haven't had a movie that really shook me like that in a minute. But even that one with... So did Mandy, though. What was that one you just talked about a few weeks ago with a guy from,

with coyote from Grace and Frankie? Ethan Embry, who was also in Can't Hardly Wait. Rahr-r-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R. Devil's Candy. Devil's candy. Ethan Emory, he was the main guy, right? Yeah. Oh, my God.

Been looking at him now. I know we've already gone down this Ethan Embry hole, but good gravy. Ever since you mentioned Bitter Sweet Symphony, Like it started getting me think about the verve And then that made me start thinking about the verve pipe And that made me think about the other day When me and Carolina were driving around And we heard

Freshman Only die for these hands We were only fresh man Oh yeah Yeah baby I feel like that was sung to me recently Why would somebody sing that to me recently But it feels very like fresh in my mind

Yeah right I hadn't heard that song in probably 15 years and really yeah and then just say we were only fresh man for the life of me I cannot remember remember we were wise and we never compromised for the life of me I cannot believe we ever die 40 cents we were only fresh fresh man I love that song And you know what?

I still unabashedly love that song. That's a great song. I'm embarrassed because on my way here, I was like, oh, let's see what the Spotify algorithm thinks I should listen to. And it thinks I should listen to the vitamin C graduation song, which totally illustrates the type of music that I listen to on Spotify. Not exclusively the type of music I listen to,

but I listen to a lot of like my wedding playlist and other just like fun, classic jams. Yeah. And sentimental music on Spotify. And so it's like you probably want to walk down the street singing, As we go on, we remember, man. All the times we had together. Man.

Oh, so moving. I have cried to that song before. Same. Even though when I was actually in high school, I was like the kind of dick that was like, this song's stupid. And now, you know, fast forward. And I'm like, yeah, wait a minute. Neither one of you were even in high school.

when that song came out. It was still our high school song. Between that and that and the Eve Sixth song. Uh-huh. I've been re-listening to HorrorScope a lot and I worried about my brain. The Eve's Six song, inside out? Here's to the night.

No. Here's to the nights we felt alive. Here's to the tears you knew you'd cry. You know what song? I've never heard that song. You might know it if you heard it. I think it's more whiny than the way I'm singing. But you know what?

Yeah. And it might have, you might have just missed it, but I don't think so, because I've heard John talk about the Eustick song and you and here are the same age. Yeah, maybe.

I don't know. Because like when I hit 2001, when I graduated from high school, like all of the ways that I could absorb, like pop music in any way and like pop rock music went away completely. Oh yeah.

From the years I was in college, 2004 and 2008, like, I went into just a whole, I mean, I listened to, great music, but I went into like a, you know, magnetic fields hole and came out and like, I don't know what was popular during that entire time except for from the window to the wall

and remix to ignition and heya. No, Holly, why did you do it? Why did you say remix to ignition? Why would you put me in this hell again? You did it this morning when we were watching PLL and she was trying to get her key in the ignition. You didn't even do it on purpose, but it was she was trying to get her key in the ignition. and I was just like, b'em, b b b b b'n in my head and I couldn't.

And we can't sing that song anymore. We can't put it on our mixes because R. Kelly is very bad. But it's, yeah, it's like, it's like, you know, it's like a sentence that you have to finish. It's like if I fucking hear the word ignition, I have to do the whole thing. Meanwhile, it has to be burned because R. R. Kelly is so bad.

But it is so ingrained in my head. I can't get it out. I mean, I think that that's also where, Except I assume that DMX went to jail for something worse, but it was just tax fraud. But I don't know if you guys watched the new Creed 2 trailer that came out today. But DMX, I was listening to it earlier, and Henry was in the studio, and he goes,

is that DMX? DMS is back? And I was like, do you love DMX? He's like, I fucking loved DMX. Didn't know that about my brother. Actually, I kind of love DMX as well. DMX is fucking great. Yeah, I mean, I get it.

Yeah, I get it too. So now DMX is back. He's out of jail, and his new song is in the... I don't know if it's a new song, but it's in the Creed 2 trailer, which looks awesome. Creed 2 looks fucking great. Yeah, I'll think that's going to be real good. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I'm not giving away any spoilers here.

It's in the trailer, but Creed 2, who does he fight? Because, you know, he's Apollo Creed's son. Uh-huh. Guess whose son he fucking fights? Rocky's son? I will break you. He fights Ivan Drogo's son. Yeah, baby.

The son of the man who killed his father. Oh. Dude, it's going to be awesome as hell. You look so super excited. You never see Rocky 4? The original Rocky franchise is like a, it's kind of like a, I think I saw them when I was like 8 to 10, you know, it's kind of like a memory. I got you. I got you.

I got a distant childhood. I will throw it out there. I believe it was last summer that I watched all of the Rockies in a couple of weeks. And you know I don't give an H about a sport, but I love the Rocky franchise. I love everything about it, even like, especially the fourth one everyone gives shit to, but you know what?

It's amazing. It's great. It's inspirational. The fourth one is still good? Oh, yeah. Well, I mean, it's good in the way that movies like that are good. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's not an Academy Award winner, but it's fun.

No. It's fun, it's meant to be fun, and it accomplishes its mission completely. There's a robot in it? Yeah. That's it. I can't even picture that. It's also very pro-America, which is a lot of fun.

You're just like, put down the Russians. Yeah, that was the time. Yeah, it's super Cold War propaganda. But the most fun Cold War propaganda that I've ever seen. Sylvester Stallone really had a Cold War propaganda thing going on. He had some opinions. Between that and Rambo, right? Yeah, Rambo.

I think Cobra was all about that. Party at Kitty and Studs had no political affiliation. Wait, we don't have to go down this tangent, but I'm just curious, speaking of Cold War, have you guys either of y'all watched the Americans? No. Jackie? No.

Because there's a lot of fuckworthy people in it, and I want to discuss them. One of them is Felicity, Carrie Russell. Really? Carrie Russell's back? Oh, yeah. And she looks fantastic. Well, they just won a bunch of Emmys, too. I mean, that's why I started watching The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel

because I finally was like, all right, let me just give it a shot. And now I am done with the whole first season because that's what I do with my life. And you know what? It's delightful. And, but I will give the Americans a shot. Where are you watching? What is it?

It's like, isn't it like six seasons deep? Yeah, it is. It's on Amazon. And it's on Amazon. And the guy from, this is not exciting at all, but the guy from the Truman Show, the, like, friend from the Truman Show. Yeah.

You don't understand how. that guy weasels his look into your brain until you're watching the Americans and you're like, I know that guy, what is he from? And you look up his IMDB page and you realize you only know him from the Truman Show. And apparently, you'll never forget his face, but he's there. And I don't know the name of the actor who's like the main guy,

but I really want to sleep with him. And it's confusing me because he has really 80s hair. You would like him, Jackie. He has like Paul Reiser hair because it's set in the early 80s. But I'm finding him extremely attractive. Yeah, I totally know this guy. The Truman Show guy? Oh, Matthew Reese, the main dude?

No, Noah Emerick. That's the Truman Show guy. But the main guy, I'm not sure his name. The character's name is Philip. He's the husband to Carrie Russell's. You know what? There's something I find very, very sexy about the name Philip. I think anyone that has like a full name like that, like a Stephen or Philip or Rodrigo.

You know, I want to have sex with anyone that has a full name. like that. I like a full name. William. Yeah, Rodrigo. I don't know why I'm stuck on Rodriguez now, but in my mind, whoever Rodrigo is out there, I feel like he could jump out on it. I can see one guy out there listening named

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Ouch, schmaltzy? Isn't West Wing really schmaltzy? I mean, he wouldn't call it. Ernest. Ernest, yeah, it has like a belief in the system. Yeah. Which I'm a skeptical of. Yeah, we're all pretty skeptical of that.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Didn't age well, you know? Yeah, yeah, yeah. But, yeah, you know, you don't have to care about politics. It's just like a, ooh, that. they're spies. They're decoding things. I'm definitely not believing in the system right now because Whoopi Goldberg

came out. She's been trying to get Sister Act 3 to be made and it's not they're going to do a reboot of Sister Act and I believe it will not have Whoopi Goldberg in it and what's the goddamn point? How am I supposed to get back in the habit if fucking fucking Whoopi Goldberg

isn't in it? Does that mean no Kathy Nejimmy? Because I love Kathy Nejimmy and my whole life is based around trying to become Kathy Nijimmy. Oh, I forgot to tell you guys, I was on a flight with Kathy to Jimmy a few weeks ago. What?

What? How did you forget to tell me? I don't know. We were on our way back from Comic-Con, and I think she was doing a thing at Comic-Con, so she was flying back to New York, and we were all on the same flight together. Did you blow her a kiss? I did not blow her a kiss. No.

Did you say that Jackie wants to be you? I did not acknowledge her existence. Jackie wants to be you? Neither did she acknowledge mine. All right. Well, I guess that's fine. But maybe, you know, maybe Kathy and Jimmy will be alive and well at our, at what we're going to be doing at the end of October.

This is possibly the most surreal thing that's happened to any of us in our lives. But we have all been invited. and this is serious, we've all been invited to Heidi Kloom's Halloween party. Oh, Mike, I almost threw up yesterday. I thought it was going to throw up.

When Marcus told us that we all got invited, I was just like, I, it also brought up all of my anxiety disorders, every single piece of it, because I was like, I can't do that. I couldn't possibly do that. I can't go to Heidi Kloom's Halloween party as I'm having like a panic attack about it.

Then I realized like, you have to go. Figure it out. bitch get your fucking life together get to New York you got a fucking Halloween party to go to yeah that's different between me and y'all

because like when I found out we were going I said oh cool yeah I was I think I was nowhere in between I was like oh fun Heidi Klum and then I was like

oh Lord I haven't had a good Halloween costume like a really good Halloween costume since zombie Magalmore and as Marcus pointed out, that's not that topical anymore. So I'm going to have to come up with something really clever. And I don't feel like I'm clever anymore. So my brain is too tired to be clever.

And I got baby brain. I got baby brain. And so I'm a little bit stressed about coming up with something clever. But I think that we are going to really rock this party. I think so. Well, you have baby brain. What do I blame my brain on? What's my problem?

Anxiety. Is it the drinking and the drugs? I'm not sure. I think drinking drugs and anxiety brain are something that we can all identify with. We can definitely all identify with. All three of us have definitely been in that spot at one point or another, to varying degrees. Yeah, and now I don't know what to do. What do we do?

You guys, we need your help. Well, we know Marcus and Carolina have their costume. Oh, yeah, we're going as Mulder and Scully. We got that all worked out. You know, we already got our ID badges ordered and all that type of stuff. so we're good to go. So the question is, do Jackie and I figure out a couple's costume betwixt the two of us,

or do we figure out couples costumes that we each have with our actual couple person that complement each other, or do Jackie and I divorce from one another and do our own individual couples costumes? I don't know. I don't know what we can do. See, the problem is that, like, I find now,

I think that Halloween is a lot to do with my own kinks of, like, who do I want to have sex with? You know, it's like the one day a year that you get to... Is this part of why the Mulder and Scully thing? If it's not too much to ask? Hey, it was her idea, so you're going to have to ask her. But when she did suggest it, Wig and all, I was quite excited. I mean, many, many people between my age, I think, and Carolina's age, wanted to sleep with Fox Mulder.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That is certainly in the air. Oh, I'm going to get a blowout and everything. I'm going to get... Oh, hell you. Hell yeah. Well, you guys have watched the Red Shoe Diaries. I never did watch the Red Shoe Diaries. I think I watched one episode because we didn't get the USA Network. Oh, Red Shoe Dires is on Skinimax.

Oh, I'm thinking of Silk Stockings. Ah, yeah, yeah, which very similar, except Red Shoe Diaries was the David Dukovny one that he was the host of, and he always wore trench coats. And I really was into it. But then after the whole, you know, it's like, can't really be into a man that wears trench coats really anymore. But you know what? I still find it sexy. It's very detectivey. Mm-hmm. Oh, yeah. It'll be fun. We're going to solve some mysteries. Yeah, that's going to be good. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I was trying to go, we were originally talking Ghostbusters costumes just because I would like to have sex with a Ghostbuster.

But I feel like that's not cool enough for Heidi Klum's Halloween Park. Yeah, not quite. It's also like it's a little, Jackie, it's a little 2017, if you don't mind me saying. I know. I know. I know. What do I do? What do we do? What do we do? What do we do? I like to use, like you use it as an opportunity to think about who you want to fuck. I really like doing male drag, and I use Halloween as an opportunity to, like, dress awesomely as a man. And I haven't had a really good drag Halloween costume since I had to go to a Beyonce-themed Halloween party called the Seance.

And I went as the Beyonce song if I were a boy. And so I really, my problem is that sometimes my Halloween costumes are a little bit too conceptual. And I don't want to spend a Heidi Kloom's Halloween party being like, so here's my costume and then just like explaining things as famous people walk away from me. You know, you're not going to talk to any of us. I know, but I'm going to be talking to any of them. I'm going to be like, no, no, we're going to be hiding. I'm going to be like, it's a pun, you know, as they're walking away. And I just don't want to, I don't want to be in that position.

No, we're going to do what we do, have done at every party. since the 10 of us became friends is we're going to hide in the corner and have our own party within the party. Yes, yeah, yeah, and hope that none of them talk to me because I'd probably throw up. Although I will say that the amazing Jennifer that invited us,

that she told me that Jughead was there last year, and I did promise her in my really professional email back was that I wasn't going to try and kiss Jughead and get kicked out of the party. I promised. So I have to make sure not to try to make kiss. Maybe there will be a scenario

where you are, you pass him by and you end up, you know, just kind of chatting, introducing yourself, and then he says, Jackie, would you kiss me? And then I think

that you can go against what you said in your email. I think I would ask him if I could ride on his motorcycle first. We have to get on the motorcycle, especially because we were talking about those 90s movies

and I really want to rewatch Center Stage. because that dude that looked like Eric Stoltz that rode the motorcycle I was very into. Jackie, are you going to get permission from your honey to have a Cole Spouse, you know, exception? I have not asked. Have you almost asked?

Yeah, I feel like, you know, I think that it would be different if it was like if I kissed Paul Reiser, you know, I think he'd be fine with it. But I think if I think if, I kissed a hot mid-20-something billionaire that I've had that I have a huge crush on, I think that, I don't think that's allowed. Can't do younger.

I get you. Yeah. Yeah. And not that he is saying that. I'm just assuming. I'll ask him. I'll let you guys know. I'll see where my kiss radars go to.

But you know, who knows. In case he wants to kiss you, you got to know what your rules are. Where my, yeah, where my boundaries are. Not that he gives me boundaries. I choose my own goddamn boundaries. But also, if I get to kiss Lily Reinhart, I'll also take that as well. Or Alice Cooper, because, man, does she keep posting pictures on Instagram of her upper thighs with the serpent's tattoos? And, man, is she tight?

She's very tight. I am so, October 10th, guys, October 10th. It's when it comes back? Back. Wow. Back, bitches. October 10th, that's soon. Oh, wow.

Yeah, the summer went by fast. Oh, wow. Yeah, and that's the thing, though. is that we're not going to be able to do Riverdale Roundup until the next week because that's the week of Henry's wedding. We're all going to be gone. Oh, God. You're right.

Well, you might be. I'm going to watch it. When are you going to Florida? Are you going to be going after the Wednesday? Because it's on Wednesdays, right? Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah, but it's on Wednesday.

Yeah, so we'll have to wait until the following week. Yeah. But we're all going to watch the hell. Why is Henry getting married right when Riverdale is coming out? It's very inconsiderate of him. You know what else is premiering in October, which I'm excited about, and which Jackie, you I'm pretty sure would absolutely hate. What?

Dancing with the Stars, Junior. Junior. Oh, wow. No brand who dance. It's my favorite genre. Oh, I did see that Honey Boo Boo Boo was going to be on it. Oh, okay. Well, that changes things.

Does it? I don't know. I don't think. I couldn't deal with. Project Runway Jr., I certainly probably can't deal with Dancing with the Stars, Jr. I'm very excited. I follow all of the kids, well, all of them, some

of the kids from, so you think you can dance the next generation. Some of them are going to be on the Dancing with the Stars Jr. Because probably it's a small world. Professional child dancer. Yuck! Yuck! What I am excited about is a Star is born

is coming out next week! Yeah, I finally saw a trailer for that the other night. It looks all right. I think it's going to be really great. Bradley Cooper just came out saying that he based his character off of Eddie Vedder. And Eddie Vedder's first piece of advice to him was don't sing the music in the movie, which Bradley Cooper definitely did. So he did not listen.

But what really intrigued me and where I am upset with myself is that a Star is born is based on a musical that came out in 1976 with Barbara Streisand and Chris fucking Christofferson, which talk about my daddy of the week. Chris Christopherson, oh, my God. That's granddaddy, though. Well, I mean, not. Back then, I mean, Alice's restaurant, I mean, I, oh, Alice doesn't live here anymore. That's one thing you have.

Yeah, Alice's restaurant, that's what's his name, Arlo Guthrie. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's the Thanksgiving song. I am really excited because I think that I have to watch this version of it. I will lick Chris Christopherson from Stick to Rip. I don't know what those spots are,

but they are juicy. Well, this is the third of Star is born. Yeah, because there's the one with Judy Garland, right? Janet Gaynor. What? Say it?

Janet Gaynor. Oh, so this is, so there's been four of them then. There's the Janet Gaynor, There's a Judy Garland with James Mason, and then there's the Barber Shriza and Chris Christopherson one, and then there's a Lady Gaga, Bradley Cooper one. So technically, you know, the story is old hat. And what still kind of upsets me about the trailer is when Lady Gaga's like, no one that

looks like me ever gets this kind of chance. Like, what are you talking about? You're fucking gorgeous. There's not, I mean, you're not. And I know that, like, she's also coming out now saying that she used to be bullied in high school and everything. And I do feel bad for her. but at the same time, I was also bullied.

And I didn't look like that. I definitely didn't grow up into that, but I am going to watch the fuck out of it. Yeah, I wouldn't mind watching it on like a Saturday afternoon or something. I would watch that. I'm skeptical of like remakes of very classics, classics. I don't know why. Yeah.

Makes me feel like a bit of a crank, but I am a little skeptical. But I do like the fact that it was all recorded when they sang together at Coachella. So it's like a live show that a lot of their singing was taken from. And also Bradley Cooper has that daddy, daddy accent in it. And it just kind of made me think of the wrestler. And then I go back into my, you ever see you one trick pony in the field so happy and free? Because you know what? Weirdly attracted.

No, mom, I mean, I would. I should. But I am. You know what I mean? To Bradley Cooper? No, to the wrestler. Oh, to the wrestler. Oh, to Mickey Rourke?

To Mickey Rourke. Kind of. Kind of. I'm going to give it a 25%. Okay. All right. I'm sorry. No, I think that you should be proud of how able to love you are.

You know, you really able to want to fuck a lot of people. I feel like that's the nicest way to be called slutty I've ever been doing. It's not even that you're slutty. It's that you're like thirst, You're like, you can, you can, you can thirst for so many people. That's actually, that's also enough, that's just an easy, like a nice way to say she has low standards. Yeah, yeah, I think that's definitely, maybe what it is. Because also speaking of low standards, Andrew Dice Clay is also in the movie.

He beat out Robert De Niro and John Travolta for Lady Gaga's father in the movie. And you know what? Don't say it. Nowadays? Don't say it. I do not The dice man That's where I'm going to draw the line though

Every time he makes you come He yells the dice man and I'm into it Do not, you can fuck Mickey Rourke all you want But please do not fuck the dice man Mickey Rourke's not all that great either Yeah that's true No he's not No he's no I mean he is very sweet with his Chihuahuas though

Does he have Chihuahuas? Oh that's his whole thing When he was on the red carpet for the wrestler he brought his chihuahuas along and like he's got it in his contract where he has to have his chihuahuas around him at all times Oh, Molly, you're still against him? You want to really fuck with a bunch of chihuahuas in the bed yippin at you? Oh, yeah, I guess I don't. No, you try to get the dogs out.

You know, there's certain pictures of him that I would get into. There's a picture of him, if you look it up, if you look up Mickey Rourke and his family of little dogs, and the chihuahua is in a little pink sweater and is sitting on his lap and it looks really, really cute. That's all. That's all I have to say. Oh my God, there's pictures of the dogs

sitting on the table while he's eating and the dogs are just trying to look at him. You do have standards, interesting standards. I swear. I swear. The man that I currently bed is very, very attracted. I don't know how I got a really good one in real life, so I'll take it. I'll take whatever I can get.

Just take it. Again, low standards. I'll take it. But also, in other daddy news, did you see that Will Smith just turned 50? 50? Yeah, man. Damn. Yeah.

And he was bouncing the city where the heat is on all night on the beach till the break of dawn, but he wasn't in Miami. he was bungee jumping over the Grand Canyon. Oh, yeah, doesn't he, like, doesn't he require, like, a trailer that's, like, a full city block? Like, I think it's... Yeah, I think it's in his contract where he has to have, like, a gym wherever he goes.

Like, when he's filming, like, when they were filming, what was it, some movie here in New York City, like, that completely screwed up everything for filming in Manhattan because they had to shut down. streets just to make room for Will Smith's trailer. That's how you get to look 50. That's how you make this look good.

Yeah. Yeah, man, because if that's what it takes, I'll do it. I don't even look that good at 31. You know, I don't know what I'm doing wrong, but he is killing it. And apparently he was really scared of heights, and so that's why he decided to punchy jump. But he said that he's still really, really scared of mice,

and that's not something he's going to tackle head on. You know, I know that Jaden Smith and Willow Smith get a lot of, you know, kind of head scratchy emojis because they're both kind of characters. But Jaden Smith in The Get Down was really excellent. Yeah? Yeah. And so I am going to go ahead and say props to the whole Smith family. Sure. Well, also, the recent picture that Jada Pinkett Smith and Willow and Jada Pinkett Smith's mother posted, where it's like three generation of women.

without their shirts on just in athletic bras and they were all good gravy. It's like three generations of tight, attractive women. I think I'm allowed to say that about Willow Smith, right? She's of age. Is she of age? Because that's what I was thinking. Can I Google that?

That's a good question. I feel like whipped my hair back and forth was a long time ago. She was a kid then. She might be freaking 18 now. But I think she was like 12. Yeah. I think she might be an actual adult teen now.

I mean, you know, an 18 year old. All right, she's 17. But her birthday is Halloween, so we're close to saying it. We're kind of odd to say. We're close. But, man, she's got the abs of a 25-year-old, that's for sure. Jay to Pinkett Smith is fine as hell. Oh, yeah.

I remember her from Demon Knight. I remember her from Scream 2. That's right. Oh, yeah. Was she the one that got the knife through the face? in the toilet. Yeah, that was a good one. Yep.

Oh, that was a good one. That was a spicy spicy one too, right? I mean, there's no, what's his name? Skeed Ulrich. Matthew Liller. Well, you know, I'm way more of Skeed Ulrich, but, you know. But Randy's there. Yeah, I'm sorry, I forget how sexy Randy is

and how much we all need Randy in our life. You know what, and you say I have no standards. That's where my standard is. I know. I got bad standards, too. Yeah, no, but again, we're just open to love. Randy, baby. She's a Stitch Fix hero with clothes on her butt.

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Yeah. She has that knockoff of the view, right? The talk. The talk, yeah. Yeah. she was just going on the other day about how she only has sex with Ozzie on like birthdays or holidays

and that all he wants to do is fuck and then she even made the joke in it because a couple of years ago they split up and then they ended up getting back together and renewing their vows just because like he's always been a perennial cheater and then she even joked about and she's like yeah maybe if I had sex with him more he wouldn't cheat on me or the line was

no wonder he fiddles other people. Yeah. I'm on Ozzy's side on this one. Yeah, I think that if you don't like to have sex and your partner does like to have sex, you got to have that conversation. Yeah, you got to have that conversation. It's got to be a compromise or you get fuck out of there.

Yeah. It's something that should be definitely discussed. And I really also don't like the phrase fiddling other people. Yeah, fiddling, because that makes you think like, fiddling all about, fiddling all about. Fiddling all about. From. The who, Tommy? Oh, God.

Fiddling all about. Throwing it out there. Tommy doesn't hold up. How have you known Holden McNeely for this long and not ever heard him say, Fiddling all about? I definitely figure, I thought it was a holden phrase, especially the way that you're like bunching up your arms, like a little raptor arms, like your little lizard.

I figured it was a holden thing. No, no, no, it's a reference. Tommy doesn't hold up? No, Tommy doesn't hold up. I also was never a huge Tommy fan. Henry was like the biggest Tommy fan. So I think that like we both just watched it a lot as kids. And it kind of made me hate it because he made me watch it all the time.

Also I'm not a huge fan of the Who. You know, I was a fair to Midland fan of The Who and then I got to see him live and I became a much bigger fan of the Who. That's a nice, like origin story. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. When did you see them? Last year. Interesting. Yeah.

So you're having like an adult renaissance of The Who? I wouldn't call it a renaissance. I just say that I enjoy them more now. I definitely wouldn't call it a renaissance. Fair, you know, that's fine. I just remember them at the Super Bowl, which also Maroon 5 playing the Super Bowl. Oh, is that who it is?

Yeah, man, why do they pick boring people? Just pick, you know, Beyonce or even Katie Perry. But don't pick Maroon 5. I just, it's not going to, it's just not enough show. And I know that, I think they put on good shows. I did just see recently that Millie Bobby Brown popped up on stage with them, was doing like the Cardi B rap from the girls like you and that girls like me, me. You know, I mean, it's a good song.

I like that song. I'm fine with Maroon 5. I actually enjoy Maroon 5 just for like, poppy dittles sake. But I think that it's just, again, with the Super Bowl, it's just like you need more. It's like a cold play again. Yeah. Yeah. I was just going to say, who were we disappointed by last time?

And it was cold play, right? Well, we were kind of disappointed when we knew Bruno Mars was going to do it. And then he ended up doing a fine job. Yeah, he did. He did all right. He was fine. But really, I guess it seems like, yeah, since Beyonce, there hasn't really been anything, like, big. Yeah.

You know, like, it's been fine. It was Katie Perry did fine. And even then, like, Beyonce's was, like, really only great because of the weird stills that people took from it. Like, you know, when people like, and then turn it in a Photoshop, so like the Incredible Hulk and stuff like that, like that's the best part of it. That's fun. Yeah. And then she made it worse when she tried to get it off the internet, something they call the Streisand effect. I do remember the stills.

I remember loving the Beyonce performance, although I was also real drunk, but I do remember it being excellent. I remember the Katie Perry one being like, whatever, left shark, et cetera. It was 2014 or whatever the hell it was. And since then, it's just been like, I guess Bruno Mars. I mean, yeah, Bruno Mars, I kind of, like, enjoyed despite my, I'm like, in spite of myself. I'm like, okay, I guess you're a lot of fun, Bruno Mars. I get it. But I'm not, I mean, maybe I'll feel that way about Maroon 5.

But I just saw that and I was like, really? Yeah, it's a squawk. Yeah, it's a squawk. To me, it's a bit of a squank. But, you know, I'll still watch it. And again, we will be drunk by the time. Half-time starts. And so it won't matter anyway about the ball games and et cetera, et cetera.

but I'll watch it I guess I want more pop Oh yeah I mean I guess the last three years Have kind of been Unfortunate Because the last year

Remember I was the What is it JT The Justin Timberlake one? Oh yeah It was like super boring It was super boring And then before that was Lady Gaga And that one was

Okay fair to Midland Don't remember it If you even remember it I mean I love Lady Gaga I like Lady Gaga too I just don't remember I literally don't remember it Yeah and then before

that was the cold play year. And then before that... Man, was that three years ago? That was three years ago. Katie Perry, that was four years ago. That was 2014. I was right. Man, wow, I can't believe I haven't...

That was 2015. That was three years ago. Yeah, yeah. And then Bruno Mars, that was 2014. Yeah, Beyonce was 2013. It was a good year. Guys, we've been doing this for a while. Actually, yeah.

Because I remember talking about all of these on the... show with you guys. Yeah. Oh yeah, baby. I think maybe the first one we had together was the Madonna one, the, the, uh, the Illuminati halftime show, which was so fucking sweet. Oh, yeah, with the jisms.

Yeah. That's all I remember from it. Still my favorite of modern times. Yeah, I would take Madonna again. I just, you just want, you want it to be, it's like a wedding playlist. You want it to just be like something that everybody knows and loves. And I don't feel like Maroon 5 meets that standard. No, not at all.

Well, they're bland. Yeah. I think they just, they're going. now they're just going for bland. Something that no one's going to feel weird about or complain about or anything, just bland. Yeah, and also something that's not going to make any waves. No.

You know that he's not going to go on and do anything controversial because he has too much to lose. So I think that's really more of what it is as well because Beyonce was able to get away with that stuff. And that was only, what was it, four years ago, you said? Mm-hmm. And they can't do that anymore. They just wanted to be a, they just wanted to be simple.

And I guess that's fine, but, you know, it's not going to make me bother to watch it. Now I'm just going to watch for the commercials. Yeah, and it's true. And I'm okay with that too. Yeah. All right, it's time for the last. Yeah! Who's on the list?

Marcus, go out of that list. Celebrities who insured their body parts for millions. And we'd like to thank listeners Samuel Ali, or Ali or Ali. Let's go ahead and say both just to be sure. for providing this list. Hell yeah, baby. I did not look at it, I promise. Interesting.

Betty Davis insured her waist for $28,000. I would have thought you had said eyes. Yeah. Betty Davis eyes. Man, see, that's the thing. Is that something I think I need to do with my body? I'm going to start measuring myself and be like, if I get any bigger than this, then I lose all this money.

You know, isn't that a way to keep your weight down? Is that something you're allowed to do? Or is that just like brain? problematic. You know what? To each her own. Thank you. What does it mean to insure your waist?

If something happens to them because they insure it because they consider it to be an integral part of their performance and of their career. So if something happens to that body part, then they get a payout. For example, Dolly Parton's tits, $600,000. Wow. Damn, go for her. Because even though she's still Dolly Parton, she'd still be able to see. sing, she thinks that she would lose enough cash by removing her breasts that she gets $600,000.

But like what happened? She's more than breasts. Oh, she is. Of course she is. We all know she is. Yeah, people would still see her and love her. Like, what, does it just mean like your waist gets wider or does it mean like your waist is bisected in a truck accident or something?

I don't really know because there's no details as far as what her, what waist is. I have no idea. But apparently it's only worth 28. grand, whatever. I'd like to insure my waist, you know, from five years ago, am I right? Before pregnancy. You, you, right, right, gregn, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha,

Rihanna has her legs insured for a million. Wow. Wow. That's crazy. Madonna's breasts, and this is insane compared to Dolly Parton's, hers are insured for two million. Yeah, those are just some standard breasts.

Yeah, very standard. Nice standard breasts. And also, when I think of Madonna, I don't think about her breasts. Like, Dolly Parton, yes, it's like the fifth thing I think about with Dolly Parton. But Madonna, it's like all the kids, jizzing on everybody at the Super Bowl, she looks like a skeleton, the kids, the fact that she looks like a skeleton, and then the sixth is her breasts. Well, the breasts, you just think of the cones, like the cone bras.

But not what's inside of them. You just think about the braw. insure the bra. Yeah. And you know, what I've found is a lot of the ladies that what they insure most is their legs. Like Heidi Klum, he-ha. Hell yeah. I mean, she's got the legs for it, though. She does. Jamie Lee Curtis, Tina Turner. I mean, these are all pretty good legs. Mm-hmm. Kylie Minogue, she insured her ass for five mil. I am not, I am unaware of Kylie Minogue's ass measurements. I didn't realize that was something I should be looking at. Do yourself the favor. Go back and watch Can't Get You Out of

My Head. Watch that video one more time. She's on a horse. You got it. It's not a horse. It's like one of those Sibian machines or like a mechanical bull. It's been a long time, but I remember her riding something. Ooh, all right, I'll fucking watch a shit out of that. All right, it's time for blind

idea. Oh! We can't see him! Got two juicy ones for you today. How juicy, how juicy. How juicy. I would say Okay, three to four, not that juicy, but I would say in the fun scale, seven to eight. All right. Ooh, okay, all right, all right.

I'm intrigued. You ever wonder if edibles and LSD are a good combination? They are not. Just ask this alliterative A-plus list, mostly movie actor, who had to be locked in a room for six hours at the Tell You Ride film festival just to keep him safe. Alliterative. Illiterative. Mm-hmm. Film actor.

Mm-hmm. How old is we talking? I would say he's probably in his mid-40s. Yeah, I think he's in his mid-40s. Give us a hint besides all the literative. It's M-M-M-M. Ooh. It's two M's.

I just immediately thought Michael Myers, but he's... Oh, that, who knows? Michael Moore. Michael Moore. Matt, nope, that's not alliterative. I was going to say Matt Damon. Who's known for Deweed? Matthew McConaughey.

Yeah. Oh, man, he couldn't handle his edible acid. Come on. Yeah, that's disappointing, man. No, dude, I could not imagine that because edibles creep up on you, like, real fucked up. And, like, say you're on LSD, you're on acid, you're fucking peeking, and then that edible kicks in at the same time. I could see myself getting locked in a room for six hours.

Yeah, I guess you're right. And especially if he did it, we know that it's really a bad idea. Yeah, he'd be talking about that, like, that Lexus commercial or whatever. I just feel like he should, I just feel like this isn't his first rodeo. Yeah. I feel like he should be used to this. I think so. But on the other hand, he was also out and about.

He probably did it at home and then tried it out and about, which we're all, you know, former to current drug users here. Yeah. You know there's a huge difference between at home and out and about. For sure. can handle at home is definitely different from what you can handle out and about. And also, he was at Telluride, there's like an altitude difference there. He was probably all fucked up from the altitude.

Oh, yeah, that's true. I mean, I got to say, though, the lasers at ELO were pretty on point. They exploded in my brain. In our other one today, this A-plus list mostly movie actor loves technology. What he didn't like was having to fork over a bunch of cash because his Robot dogs attacked one of his housekeepers. Hint. Henry was in a movie with him.

Ooh, Leonardo DiCaprio! He's got robot dogs. And they attacked his housekeeper. What? What? Where? What house was it at? Like in a black mirror.

Robot dogs. What? Yeah. Like those little ones you buy a Target? He probably has better ones than the one you get a target. I would imagine that he has like really awesome robot dogs. What the other?

A shit. Oh my God. I would get robot dogs in a heartbeat. Wow. I want to see it. Wouldn't you? Yeah. I'd love to have a robot.

I mean, Georgie would hate it, so I probably wouldn't be able to get it because Georgie is not, like, she gets scared of, like, phones. So a robot dog, she would not enjoy, I don't think. What does a robot dog have to offer that, you know, that a regular dog doesn't and that a regular robot doesn't? Like, why meet them there? Because it is a robot dog And that is enough

You're like I got two words for you Yeah I got two words to your argument Quote unquote argument Robot dog I guess I would take like a robot A robot modeled after a person Before a robot model after a dog I would think I would have the robot dog

Before the robot person Really? Yeah A bit also then he can leave the robot dog at home And you don't have to worry about traveling with a dog But then he still gets to have a dog Yeah and then you don't have to get up early and walk it Am I right Yeah

And you can put all the clothes on it you want Because it's not going to be upset about getting clothes put on it Because it's a robot Yeah But you don't worry about feeding it Will it soul be the same pure soul That a real dog provides Robot yo

I think that there is your answer There is your answer right there I would say yes And I also Because it's like you know it's still going to probably Cuddle the same I think it won't have the body heat

and that would be sad. Unless you install it. That would be great. I would also want it to have like Wendy's smell. Oh yeah. I love Georgie's smell. Yeah, I love the way Wendy smells.

And sometimes I like it because sometimes it's too much when she falls asleep on my chest when we're snuggling because then I wake up and I'm hot and I don't want to pick her up and wake her up so that I'm just sitting on the bed

just like sweating as she is like peacefully asleep on my chest. So a robot dog You wouldn't have to worry about the heat conduction. Hmm. But why did the robot dogs attack the maid? Maybe they didn't recognize her. Maybe he's got like a database of people that are like safe. Like don't attack this person but attack anybody else.

Maybe he got a new maid and forgot to put her face into the facial recognition software that's in the dog's eyes. See, that part of it scares me. Yeah. When you put everything in the dog's eyes that it. It's not from the dog's soul. It's from the dog's eyes. Then it's scary. Yeah.

Yeah, it's the artificial intelligence that scares me. Like, imagine a robot, like a dog with the intelligence of, like, the Facebook algorithm, you know? Like, that's terrifying. Robot dog. Just try and start selling me T-shirts. Yeah. Oh, it's scary. Then, yeah, they're going to start trying to sell me T-shirts.

And it's like, are you a girl born in August that likes Stephen King movies and also has problems with your mother? And those are the kind of shirts that are trying to be sold. They try to sell them to me on Facebook. Do you ever get the ads for them that say, It's a Jackie thing? Because I get those ads all the time for T-shirts that say, It's a Molly thing. That's all we got time for today on page seven.

We got to get out of here. But thanks everyone so much for listening. Thank you guys again for listen to us a week after week. My name is Jackie Zabrowski. You can follow me on Instagram at Jack That Worm. I'm Molly Neffle. I'm MJK LKKat. I'm Mark Sparks for everything.

And if you would like, go ahead and have a mozy on over down down to the Patreon.com slash page 7 podcast. We are creating new content. And also this month, we are going to be watching scary movies. And I'm going to have a bunch of fun special guests all month in between my brother getting married and everyone yelling because we're all so stressed out. But it's going to be fantastic. I got too excited. I'm just like Tiny Tim.

Give me a little crutch. I won't be at dinner next year. I love you guys so much. I'm too excited. I'm just the Christmas goose. The goose, mother, the goose. The goose! Oh my God, we're going to be watching that in December, and I can't fucking wait.

I think you might like it. Talk to you next week, guys. Goodbye, buddy. Bye.