Page 7 - Episode 327: Ghouls Just Wanna Have Fun

Episode Date: November 1, 2019

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Okay, okay, well, I wrote a song. Was I wrote a song? We get up out of our graves at night, and we jingle all about to give the boys a fright. Oh, daddy dear, you make me posthumiously go yum, because ghoul just want to have fun. Oh, ghoul just want to have four. Six-syllable word in there.

Thank you. Welcome to B. Seven. It's spooky. I know that there are other spooky songs to sing. The problem is that the only song I ever get stuck on my head around this time of year is We'rewolf Bar Mitzvah, and I can't always sing We're Wolf Bar Mitzvah. It's true.

Because I did it last year. I think I did it the year before. You know Werewolf Bar Mitzvah from 30 Rock? Oh, yeah. Where Wolf Bar Mitzvah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Scary. Boys becoming men.

Men becoming wolves. I guess I did still sing it. So you're welcome. And I just watched the episode. I think it's great. Oh, it's one of my favorite things. So much. Next year, can you do a parody of Christmas shoes to call it Halloween shoes?

How dare you say that phrase in front of me holding? Halloween shoes would be a great remix. Can I buy these Halloween shoes for my pumpkins, please? It's Halloween Eve, and these pumpkins need some candy. They won't get no candy. If they ain't got no shoes You see These pumpkins been carved for quite a lot

Everyone knows you can't go sugar-treating without shoes Without shoes Without shoes That's a bad move You'll step on rock Seven guys welcome My name is Jackie Sophrowski My name is Holteming Neely

I missed you guys Welcome back Well you were on the last episode But you, but it's been a while for us I know I'm Natalie Jean and I miss you guys every second we're not together. Every second we're not together. That you're with that awful man and not with us.

Yeah. Now we've got to. He has this little claw hands. You know what I mean? Holden's been in nature for a week. Dude, holy fucking God in heaven, dude. No, no, I was only camping for a night, but it was a lot of family.

And I think we all know the score when you're constantly surrounded by family members. And of all different kinds. Like we went to, we have a family mountain cottage that I love, and we went there with my parents and Lexi's dad for a couple nights. We went to a wedding, my cousin's wedding, and then we also went out into the middle of nowhere. I had to wade through knee-deep creek to just get to the campsite.

Oh, my God. It was in the middle. Because I did see a picture of you that you're beautiful. wife posted of you laying upon Sir Rock as if a very upset and clothed mermaid. And you had a video game shirt on, jeans, and converse on. Yeah. And if there is an outfit to be slunking in, it is that. You know, I did actually get a special pair, and get ready, you're going to hear my southern

accent, a special pair of boots. Boots. For the occasion, but it was actually quite, it was like fucking 85 degrees. Greece when we got there. But it dropped real quick when it got to night time and it was time to go to bed. I was freezing cold. You know, I had a lot of fun. Were you actually in a tent? Yes, we were in a tent. Luckily, we got some decent gear for my brother, who is the outdoorsy, cool, athletic, chiseled. Attractive, yeah. Retractive. Better than me version of the children, of the family. He had really good gear. So we were at least okay in that sense, but I still took forever to get

to sleep. But more because. Lexi's new nickname is the snorlax she is just sawed no no she's an angel I can't imagine angel angels can't be snorlax she was sawing logs and I'm just like Lexi it's already so hard to get to sleep it's freezing cold I'm on the hard ground in a sleeping bag please stop and she was just like uh-huh how are you supposed to stop yeah I don't know if you can control that and I did get offended out after a while and I was trying not to be upset like mad at her. Getting offended.

Why were you offended? Just because I'm like, she's doing it, I don't know why but she's doing it on purpose. You know what I mean? I don't know what you mean. I think that's what I think that's what a crazy person that is stuck in a tent test. Yeah. I think someone having a breakdown thinks that the snores are to offend you. There was just something racist about the snores.

I can feel it. If they're, man, yeah, Lexi is a nightmare of a human being. I know. I hate. I've been, my allergy has been really bad because all of California is on fire. And, it's true.

And I'm, you know, I hope everybody listening who's out in California is okay because, uh, it's horrible. Yes. Uh, and now living year,

it seems that this happens twice a year. Well, it didn't happen as much as it does now because of climate change and also because apparently, my heat is because of my natural heat. Yeah. It's because all your sassiness. And I rub up on the brush.

I think you might, I don't think it's you, Jackie, but I'm not naming names, but like, a lot of, a kind of, a lot of the corporate people in California are, like, cutting corners to, you know, things that they should be doing to protect the forest so they can lie in their pockets. And I'm not saying it's you, Jackie. I do like to put trees in my pocket, so I will tell you, if I can fit some, they sit some. It's almost like between the earthquakes and the forest fires that God is actively trying to get humans to live. leave that side of the country. Yeah, I think it's because Trump prayed for our state to fall into the ocean. Well, it was either, but at the same time, I mean, the environment is also doing that to Florida. So as someone that has come from one state that, no, that God doesn't want, and then going

to another one, I feel like that it's fine, yeah. Yeah, it's fine. Speaking of which, Jacqueline Zabrowski, last night, I got home with Lexi, we got, I drank my weight in red wine and we sat down and watched crawl. How a great is crawl. I haven't watched it, but we'll get to that, but also a

I watched in the tall grass finally. Oh, I want to talk about it. What's in the tall grass? Well, crawl really quick. Hurricane and Alligators horror movie. Just watch it. It's fucking great. It's done so well. What is this, though? What is in the tall grass? It's done so well. It is, um, it's a jubes.

Joe Hill, Stephen King, joint. Okay. They co-wrote, I guess it's a novella that I haven't read. So Joe Hill is his son, correct? Yeah, yes. And he did a wonderful comic book that's escaping me right. Now, Lock and Key, which is phenomenal. But he also wrote Heart-shaped Box, and Heart-shaped Box is so good.

Yeah, he's wrote a few novels by now in a short story collections and shit. But that's cool. I didn't know he did a comic book. Yeah, that's where he first started, and no one knew he was Stephen King's son because he did the cool dude move of going. under a pseudonym so it like later came out that he was after he'd already like prove himself yes which i love when people do that but anyways um uh in the tall grass yeah if you are behind the tall what is it called in the tall grass if you're if you're a stephen king person like you're gonna

fucking love this it's it's super surreal takes place inside a field the entire time it's like very and is the grass mean is that what it is it's sort of like it's got like a vibe show it's got a Children of the Corn vibe without the children without the children. Good. That makes you yeah. Exactly. Fuck the kids. No, we can't say that. No, we can't say these things. Just shit on them. Just just, just

shit, that's another sex thing. You got to get all your anti-kids stuff out this week because I mean, we're just going to throw it out there just real fast because it is Natalie Jeans last week because Molly is coming back. Mother Molly. Mother Molly is coming back. Sister Molly. Yes. Which I'm so happy that she finally got one of those

kids a job. Is that how she's going to be? Yeah, yeah, Yeah, yeah, yeah. She put them right to work. Cool. I think that, I think one of the kids works at Macy's now. Oh, good. For the holidays, you need extra holiday help. Pulling their own weight, finally. Now, we're happy that Mully is doing good, and the babies are doing good,

and she's ready to come back and blab. And we will still have you for our pop history shows that are going to start coming out weekly soon. And it'll be me, Natalie, Jean, and Holden. So if you like this trio of Slick, Don't worry, it's not going far. It's so slippery. It's so... I guarantee it.

So you recommend in the tall grass for us to watch. Yes, very much. Especially if you're a Stephen King person, because it's classic. Me likes. Classic hymns. Especially someone I just finally finished Nosferatu because it took me a thousand years to finish. It's a thick.

But also, my problem is I can't read one book at one time. I read like three at once. Yeah, I do too. four books I haven't finished. And I'm always, I'm putting my toes in them. And I like to just feel I'm a toes in each book. Got it dip on it. I hate that phrase because I am averse defeat,

but I really hate dipping my toes into it is something that actively makes me disgusted. Yeah, it's gross. I think that means you're okay. I just imagine, try to eat a pie. It's like, let me tip my toes into it and just slowly just like, scler. You can't be doing that for free.

People will pay a lot. A lot of money for that, Jackie. I would pay a lot of money for that. You know, I'll look into that someday. It doesn't show your face, isn't that fine? Yeah. It's always a backup plan. It's always a backup plan.

I got big feet. It's a fetish. Slippery slope, though. You start with the feet. All of a sudden, you're showing knee picks, and then that fucking ugly beaver rears its head. Oh, like, oh, you can start calling me Queen Bee? Well, we're going to talk about this on talking TV because I watched Dolomite is my name

last night. Yes, me too. Yay. Okay, we'll talk about it. We're going to talk about Talking TV, which is our bonus episode for the Patreon. Dolomite is my name is Viamylus. That's amazing that we both watched that last night, that too.

Holden. Jackie, it's like we're fucking twin not twins. Oh my God, we're twin not twins. So where were we? Slippery sisters? Slug sisters. And twin not twins. Okay, cool.

I'm so glad we figured that out. Oh, man. This smoke is really getting to my throat. I'm sorry if I'm calling. So what's, like, right outside? It's just, it's like. I mean, where there's fires over the last couple years

that we could actually see from our apartment? It's not here, but it just... It gets in the air. You can't even really see it, but it makes the air crazy dry. It sucks all the moisture out of everything. No, it is also weird because I wake up, and I'm like, hi, smell the fireplaces.

And you're like, oh, no, no, no. That's a house. The state, yeah, the state is the fireplace. Yeah. But it does get me ready for Christmas. Yeah, yeah. I mean, we're going to talk about Halloween because we've got other things to talk about. We've got Halloween things to talk about.

I have to bring up the fact, man, guys, I saw this fucking clickbait article on people, and it was about original Advent calendars because I immediately saw that they're doing hard-seltser Advent calendars for Christmas. That's just a case of silcer. It's a case of celtser. that you pay $90 for. And they only do the 12 days of Christmas, which, correct me if I'm Chris wrong. Chris, I'm a Christmas.

Why? I normally, yes, Ann, but you're really giving me a hard one right now to go with. You're Chris not. It sounds like you're talking about your penis. Chris. Chris. Chris. Christmas.

Chris. I'm being a Christmas. Miss. Chris. Mass hole. Mass Hall. Uh-oh, Massachusetts. I'm sorry.

Aren't Advent calendars 25 days? They're supposed to be. And I get it. It's the 12 days of Christmas. Well, yeah. But that's not what an Advent calendar is. Well, the 12 days that the Seltzer's on are the ones that are actually, they're celebrating Jesus. Unlike the rest of that.

Yeah. Those are the ones that are true Christian. That, well, then I am excited to see the true Christians that get the original manvent Advent calendar for men. I was, I can't, I had to bring it up. What's that? Because I was like, ugh, ugh. It is an Advent calendar.

A manvins. It says Advent calendars aren't just for kids anymore. Ew. It is introducing the manvent calendar designed for the common man. Forget the grooming and clone advents. Behind each door lies manly man stuff like nuts and hot sauce. Why is nuts a guy? I think that doesn't make any sense other than like my testicles could be referred to as nuts

but besides that I'm like why the nuts now we're genderizing nuts it's just another thing catering to guys who are very afraid of their homosexual feelings I'm a man's man mutton rough morta man's man loves dude and chaw down on a handful of poor Oh, poor, walnut. Is that it right? Is it, so it looks sort of like a, it's a paper box, but it looks sort of like it's, like, raw hide. Weathered wood? Oh, okay, okay.

Something like that. And it's got nuts and it's got coffee and it's got exotic animal jerky in it. Again, it's only $90, guys. Wait, what else is in it? I need to know. Death Wish, cold brew coffee. Another coffee black, black, because also coffee is a man's thing, apparently. It has the word death in it.

Hot sauce. I will say death wish coffee is amazing and does do the trick. But I shouldn't say that because I'm a woman and I don't understand. It's not for you. It's not for me and I don't get coffee the way a man does. You guys, by the way, speaking of manly things, I shot my first gun the other day. How did it go? That's fun.

In the Florida? How did it go? That sounds very interesting. That's fun. I mean, it is. Well, you're with, you're with, I mean, Lexi's family are more. They are outdoorsmen. Oh, they were so at home.

It was really awesome being with her dad out there because he was in his element. And I feel like I held my own pretty well. I wasn't like, ugh, oh, you know what I mean? I was trying not to make noises like this. Yeah, I didn't do any of that. I didn't do any of that. Me rough it out, be a real rough boy with my rough man muscles. And especially that you're not complaining about shooting a gun or having to wade through a creek to get there,

but you were complaining about your wife. snoring instead. Oh, brutal. You know what you should do instead? You should get her like some the schnaz spritz, you know? Is there a lady vent calendar you could get her? No, there's nothing. I guess all other advent calendars are for women. I guess I get it. A lot of them are, like the hard seltzer one, I feel like

is more geared towards the ladies. There's also the wine one, which again is only like... Half bottles of wine. It's just a case of wine. A half case of wine for $170. I really like Advent Caledars, honestly. We had them at my house and I was growing up. They're fun. I like the ones that have a little like candies in them instead. I want candy every day.

The Haribow one one. Yeah. How do you say? That one looks great. That one doesn't look good. I'm very into. And also, I've been, problem is so my beautiful goth daddy, he goes to a lot of conventions and stuff like that to sell his artwork.

And he puts out truck or treat candy. And I keep buying the hot. Maribault, trick-or-tree candies. Uh-oh. Because they've got the little, like, Halloween dine editions, and then they also have the twin snakes. And then they have the happy colas, and they're all my favorites. And I love, I love gummy candies.

And I don't give them into children. I eat them instead. Those children didn't work for the candy. They don't even say trick-or-chee. They just take it out of the fucking. No, fuck those kids. Don't, wait, no, don't fuck the kids. Yeah, don't fuck the kids.

Again, we're getting all of our anti-children. sentiments out this week before Molly gets back or else what's going to I don't know she I think that I'm worried that her mother fury is going to um envelop us like a beautiful snake and that will be that yeah I do think her motherhood is beautiful and we are the monsters I know but I'm aware of that watching her beautiful sleeping baby attached to her while we were recording Riverdale Roundup it made my uterus quake I bet I hate it when my uterus quakes and it goes infraid me Jackie how many how many How many eggs do you think you have left? I don't know I should count them.

A one? Oh, no, there's only one. I'm just like Angela, a 90-day fiancé, before the 90 days. She also only has one egg, and she asked her daughter if she could have one of her eggs, and she could towed it. I can't tow it. I can tote it. Okay, this is sad, but I, how many are the maximum amount of eggs can you have? Millions?

Oh, a ton, but you slow. Okay. So I've learned a lot about this recently. So you're slowly losing them as you get older. Like 16, you're like the prime. Yeah. That's when you have babies. Yeah.

You were so filled with eggs, you're like a fucking female frog. Yeah. But then as you get kind of later on, I don't know if frogs have a lot of eggs or not. You're like when they find the egg nest in crawl. Oh, the spiders got lots of eggs. They do have lots of eggs. They do have lots of eggs. Isn't it frogs when they have the eggs on the outside, then they squirts on them?

Yeah. And then the little tadpoles come out, right? Yeah. I get it. If you like the eggs, you turn into a princess as per of the fairy tales. Oh, my God. Cool. Let's go find some eggs.

We're in front. Frog eggs today. Yeah, so. So you lose the eggs? Yeah, you slowly lose them, but it's hilarious that he was like, you have one egg. Because, like, you're supposed to have, like, so many eggs. But, like, are we talking millions or are we talking 20? Hundreds.

I think, like, hundreds, I think. I don't want to be. quoted on this. I'm going to get a million like, um, actually, actually. I know nothing about. Tell us about our body. Yeah. The fact that you know most about it, because I know nothing. I know absolutely nothing about it. And well, in this 90 day, Beyonce love story, Angela, who is, I believe

50 something, but she looks a lot older. She's her, no. Due to her excessive smoking and drinking habits. You're lying to me, Jackie. You're lying to me. She is, she's fun. She's me.

if I never left Florida. Oh. And she sounds great. She's marrying a 30-year-old who in his culture, like she has to have his child. Which, wait, is this the one, the India one? No. Turkey, Jenny.

No, this is before the 90 days. I like, yeah. I guess I'm not up on this one at all. And this is Africa, right? This is the, yes. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, okay, yeah. So the whole thing is like, oh, well, if you can't have a baby,

then we're going to have to get some other lady in the situation to carry the baby. And she does not like that. She doesn't like a lot of things. She's very against pretty much anything that's not Donald Trump or Michael or smoking cigarettes. She loves Trump? Oh, and so does Michael. That's fun. Nigeria?

I'm like afraid to say where it is, I don't want to get it wrong. But yeah, he, oh, he can't wait to get to America. I think the whole reason why he's slamming this woman. is that he can maybe meet Donald Trump in America. I will say, though, I think that they have a fun sex life. Yeah, seems like it. I mean, that's probably their connection, right? Yeah, I think that that is their connection, which is...

Well, if they're going to put a baby in another person... She won't allow it. She won't allow that. She's like, she's trying to get her daughter to tote the baby. She's trying to get the egg from her daughter so she can tote it. So she can tote it. Oh, my God. Can you with that age?

I don't understand anything. I hope someday I got knocked up so I can take pregnancy picture but like, I'm toting it. I'm toting Jeff Seed. And my reusable tote. Oh, I'll tote it. I'll tote it this way and that. But I will tote it just for us to have silly family Halloween costumes.

Because it's time to start talking about what these celebrities have been wearing for Halloween this year because as we know it is now it is Halloween but it's also last weekend was the Halloween time for all the parties but this will be coming out on Halloween day I believe so spooky it is a spooky day and I wasn't aware of the fact that apparently Selena Gomez is really vying to be the next queen of Halloween because she's trying to have big Halloween parties every year not on Halloween she's not trying to you know she'll never dethrone Heidi Clume I think she's trying to do the weekend before big,

like big Halloween party. Oh. And I read a blind item that I didn't decide to include that apparently Halsey is throwing, though, a Halloween party on the same night as Kloom and is vying for all the same celebrity guests. Oh, no. It's a bit of a war.

Bit of a war going on right now, apparently in terms of the party invite scenario. That is not fucking cool. You know, I hate to say it. You're a too young. You're not a bit, you haven't been in it long enough. Heidi Cluom will squash you. Yeah, she fucking will.

Yeah, you fear her. You fear her like a god. Hell, you're fucking should. I also, you know what? I don't say I would never, I would never ever say that I fear Jessica Beale. I think that I still see her as seventh heaven. And I think that she is perfect and good.

And I love her relationship with Justin Timberlake. And they've been married for a long time. Now she famously said a couple of years ago that she's never, heard an in sync song, which I think is a lot of fun. And do you think it's true? I don't, I think it would make it easier to have sex with Justin Timberlake in my boat. Those songs make me very unattracted to him. Yeah, but he, you know, he was a great frontman.

As someone that saw Insync, he does a very good job. I just, I, that was the era when I, um, loathed any sort of mainstream music. So I'm with you. I'm actually, I'm totally with you on that, Natalie. I had a really hard time during the boy band days, and I'm sorry to the page seven audience about that. I'm sorry, guys. I got to live my truth.

Don't worry. I love all of the boy bands. I know. I know. But I think for NSYNC, it was the hair that really I couldn't get past. Just the hair choices. Oof. You just, but, but, but Kevin. But what about Kevin?

We need to talk about Kevin. Yeah. Oh, no, we don't want to talk about Kevin. No, he was, well, he was the one that was like 28. He was way older than all of them. Oh, not, okay, he's the one I, not the one I was thinking of. Oh, no, I was wrong. I'm talking about Baxter Boys.

Oh, God. Yeah, see, I wouldn't know the difference. Oh, no. Except for Justin Timberlake. Well, I guess you could fucking slap a Jessica Beal on my hat. And maybe I'm fucking beeling it right now. And I wasn't beeling it before and I'm feeling it. And I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. I was a band. I was a baster. I was a bastard. Oh, Lance Bass? Yeah. He's a gay, isn't he? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

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Like jumpsuit? Jump suit that's made out of a, it looks like a parachute? Like a parachute suit? A parachute. She looks horrible. No, but she's got the best hair of his, which is the, worst hair of his, which was when he had the perm hair with like bleached tips. Yes.

It was his worst look. It was definitely a rough look. I was also, I was never into Justin Timberlake. I'm way more into how he looks now. I mean, you know, obviously, I'm a daddy. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And I love his microphone. Yeah, he dresses a microphone, which I think is really cute.

He's just a huge microphone next to Jessica. It's cute. It's fucking cute. I think it's a great, but I also, I went down. into the history of their family costumes. Now, usually every year I definitely talk about Neil Patrick Harris' families' costumes because they're just so...

I just love the attention to detail that they put into their costumes. But also, J. Beale and J.T. have great family costumes, too. This Lego costume is rocking my world. It's rocking my planet. So cute. You know, the Toy Story one is so great.

I mean, they just... You know, it's also, though, it's so stressful for, I mean, I'm not like broke, but it's so stressful for me financially when it comes to, like, putting together a really banging Halloween costume. So it's like, we get to live through these celebrities and these families. You're just like, man, they just got to throw money at the promise. Oh, yeah. Like, they had somebody just create these for them, which is awesome. They were fitted for these. Yeah, they look great.

And their other costumes are with their kids. So it's like a mom, dad, kid mashup costume, which is really cute. Do they just have the one kid? Yes. Well, that's, it's very sweet. I know, and I love that the, because they're actually fairly, they're fairly private with their kid, which I really appreciate it. But I like that they usually include the kid in the, the Halloween pictures that they post.

But also, if you notice, except for the Lego one, you never see his face. Yeah. Even in the Lego one, his face is completely covered by the Batman mask. By the Batman mask. So cute. So I think that's, I think that's actually a very classy thing to do. It is. I like that a lot. And especially because the kid is so young.

Now, Neil Patrick Harris does not do that with their children. And I don't even care. I'm obsessed with his family. I think that his kids are adorable. And I follow his Instagram too. And they're just like, they look like such. great kids. And it just melts my heart.

And they're also very into Halloween. Now, wait, I always forget whether or not we're allowed to talk about this. Can we talk about the Halloween party or the Heidi Klum party? Yeah. Guesses on what you think Heidi Klum is going to show up in and as. Apparently the presentation of it is going to be really big this year and really different. That's something I read somewhere. It was big last year, too.

She came in on in a carriage down 57th Street, New York. That's right. Because she was, her and her boyfriend were Shrek and Fiona. Yes. Well, and now this year, so her now husband, she said that last year, which was his first year doing the couple's costume with her for Halloween. Oh, is that her husband?

Yeah, now her husband. Now, not last year? No, not last year. Oh, I didn't know she just got married. Yeah. Oh, my God. She just, oh, she looked beautiful. So her, she felt bad for having to put him through

however many hours it was for him. It did look like she was having like a panic attack when she was inside because that is in, that is like a suffocating costume. Yeah, it looks like it looked like just she was trapped in a vessel that is Shrek. And apparently there were speakers blasting All Star within the costume. Yeah. Sort of as some kind of strange torture technique. Yeah. The truly drive of mad.

Now, so this year, she said that her costume is going to take about 10 hours to put on. but he is going to have a lot less to do. Which also, how real and how much do I feel this? Was that, like, he low-key was complaining about how hot and uncomfortable he was last year, which can you imagine? No. Asking your partner, I just, Jeff is not a complainer at all. But if I had put him into something like that, I mean, you have, you complain away.

You have that. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, my God. It is so, I just pulled up pictures to remind myself, it is just such an interesting. Tons costume. It's, I mean, they look so good. And so last weekend, they went to another Halloween party, and they came dressed as

what the inspiration was from fireworks. So they were covered just in insane, awesome glitter. And she had posted this picture of the two of them kissing. And I was like, girl, I see the fireworks. I feel the fireworks. In your loins. In my loins. I bet you that glitter got.

It had to have ruined at least a couple chairs at that party. Yay, because you could even see, like, in the crevasses up her arms where it's like, it must sweat off eventually. But I'm jealous. I want to be covered in glitter. I want to be covered in glitter like that. So, I don't know. What do you guys think? What do you think it's going to be? Well, I would have said Phanos and, like, Gomorrah or something like that, but Phanos would be probably a big to-do for his costume.

But maybe something Marvel-inspired, perhaps per chance. Yeah, maybe that Or maybe she'll go as As like reproductive organs Like, you know what I mean? Like a fallopian tube or How many eggs she gonna have?

Yeah, or like a test. Maybe they'll just go as testicles, yeah, right? And they'll be like a couple of eggs dangling off. Well, that's not less costume for her partner though Because apparently he's not going to be wearing Maybe he's the penis. Okay, he'll be. Frodo and she'll be the one ring.

I mean, it is definitely the one that everybody wants. Again, that seems like more costume for her partner, though. That's so, yeah, that's, I don't know what it would be. I guess I'm going to say it's something, I don't think that they would do Disney because they just did Trek. Yeah. Yeah, they won't do Disney. I feel like it's not something that's from this year's pop culture because I think that's too, like, because like Shrek was

15, 20 years old. And also, this is the 20th anniversary of the Halloween party. Right. So they are going big, baby. By far my favorite one is the skinless one, which is fucking bonkers. So you guys remember that one?

Heidi Eclim is, yes. So intense. It's like, it's like the display, like the, what is it? Like the skeleton or bodies. The bodies exhibit. Yeah. I vaguely remember that.

It's hard to look at, you know what I mean? I bet you'll go is Godzilla. Sexy Godzilla, right? Yeah, breast-guards-guish. See, my favorite was the Michael Jackson. Well, that's no longer acceptable. No, not Michael Jackson. Thriller as thriller.

The were the werewolf one. Oh, cool, cool, cool, cool. Oh, here it is Natalie. Yeah, that's cool. She's a body. But I do want to go through and talk about some of the other great celebrity costumes. Now, earlier, I'm going to go ahead and say, I was wrong. I said Selena Gomez because I was staring at the information of Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber and Haley Bieber.

But it was Demi Lovato that is trying to be the new Queen Bee of Halloween. Because her look for her Halloween costume was sexy. as hell. Oh wow, that doesn't even look like her. So she was Marie Antoinette. So she had this beautiful outfit on. She looked sick as hot. Yeah, she looks gorgeous.

Yeah, that's why I didn't even realize, like it doesn't even look like Demi Lovato. I think that she is killing it. And I was, ah, did you watch this Kylie Jenner? I did because of the show. I just, begrudgingly. I wasn't the happiest. No.

Stupid. So Kylie Jenner and her bestie went as... Is her a best friend, like a famous person as well? I think that it's one of the... I think it's like one of those things. Like she had to replace Jordan Woods with someone. I believe it's just like she is famous now because she is a part of the... I believe she might be a model as well, but I think she's mostly, you know, being brought up by the Jenner's.

So they performed at... Well, not performed, but they dress as Madonna and Britney Spears. and they recreated the kiss that took place at the 2003 MTV VMAs. And it's just, I will say, Kylie Jenner looked great in her outfit. They both looked great in their outfit. Sure. But they just did like a quick, like, unpack. And of course, the internet went a flame that they kissed on the internet.

Oh, my God. Is that a thing? Is that really matter anymore? No, of course not. Because back then it was just, it was like lesbianism for the sake of turning men on. It was like what you did in the early 2000s. But that was before we considered like lesbians people. Yes.

And it was more of like a show thing. And for Madonna desperately trying to be to remain relevant. Yes. But. Oh man. This is a great one though. The Holsey costume with her dressed up as Marilyn Manson is. Like an iconic late 90s, Manson.

I forget what, this was from a specific video. Dope Show. Yeah, it was from Dope Show. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It is, this outfit is sick. And I know that we were just saying that Halsey is too young to try and dethrone Heidi Kloom, but this is a great outfit. It is good. It is a good outfit.

No, no, no. But it is a very good outfit. Yeah. I was yelling about the Lisa Rina outfit because she tried to wear Jennifer Lopez's iconic Versace. outfit. The only person who can pull that off is Trey Parker, okay? That is a thank you. It is the all like he is the only person that can at least attempt because J. Lowe forever. I love her and also the cell is on Netflix now. Oh, I love the cell. Did you know, I don't know if you're all familiar with if you're not Trey Parker, Matt Stone people, you probably wouldn't remember this.

But like in 2000, I believe, Trey Parker went as J. Lowe to some huge awards. I think it was the Oscars. It was like the Oscars. He was wearing the J-Lo green dress. Oh, no, it must have been the Golden Globes because it was for South Park. But I think it was when the movie.

Oh, God, it was the Academy Awards, and they showed up on acid. Yeah, they were on, yeah, they were tripping balls, and Matt Stone was dressed as Gwyneth Paltrow

in the pink dress, and they were tripping. And it was, it's very funny to go watch that footage if you go back, and now you know that they were tripping. Oh, my God. How big were their pupils?

They did, well, one of them didn't take sunglasses off the whole time. I forget which one. See, there you got to say that. That's how you don't. Now, that's how you keep it classy. So there's a documentary about how they make South Park episodes, and this is all in that. But the funniest part to me was that they show up just tripping fucking balls, walk the red carpet. It's all crazy.

It's amazing. But then they're like, but then you're just tripping your ass off, sitting in a room for hours, watch. the Academy Awards, which is not ideal for when you're tripping your face up. So it was like this amazing, crazy thing until now you have to sit in a giant auditorium with people in suits, taking this very seriously, and try to just not bug the fuck out. I just feel like I would end up just like either pacing or just like, I mean, I imagine these. Were they nominated for something? The song, one of the songs was nominated.

I remember Robin Williams. Yeah, blame Canada. He did that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, he did that. I think that was the main thing they were up there for. So, yeah, they did have sort of a reason. God, that would have been amazing if they won and went and went to trip and balls.

No, I'm talking about, that's terrifying. It would have been great for us to watch it. I would have been great for us to watch it. Watch him dry and stumble through it. But I think I would just burst into tears and just walk the other way. I would just love if they got up there. They got up there with the war and they're just like, I'm tripping ball! right now.

And it just run off the stage. It would have been like the greatest fuck you to the Oscars in history. That would have been good. I feel that he's not to bring down the mood here. Oh, sorry. I got to talk about it. I have to do it. Okay.

There's a movie coming out that I need to discuss. Because it's called Supernova. And Colin Firth and Stanley Tucci are going to be it. And it's a gay love story. And I can't wait. to see it. Look at how daddy they are. I'm going to watch them kiss.

And I was very, very excited. And I've been talking about how excited I'm going to be as I watch them have just beautiful sex with each other. And I brought this up to Henry and he's like, is that a movie about dementia? It's not about dementia. It's about, apparently it's about Tusker's illness. What's Tusker's illness?

I think it's a similar. That's when you start slowly, turn it into a walrus. Am I right? Am I right? Ladies and gentlemen. I watch, you know what? I would watch Colin Firth have sex with a walrus, okay? I'm not animalist.

Thank you very much, even though we were just talking last week on Docket TV about how upsetting that episode of Black Mirror is. But besides that, apparently this movie is. if this quote here is correct, it says centers on Colin Firth and Stanley Tucci, partners of 20 years who are traveling across England in their old RV, visiting friends, family, and places from their past. Since Tusker was diagnosed with early onset dementia two years ago, their time together is the most important thing they have. Oh, so it is dementia.

Oh, Tusker's illness is because his name is Tusker. Ah, got you. Wait, what? Oh, Tusker. Tusker. So it is dementia. Yeah. So Stanley Tucci has dementia.

And so the whole movie is about them on a road trip while Stanley Tucci is forgetting everything about their long love. And it's like the notebook except probably better and sadder. Hell, yeah. Your Veehole must be so wet right now, Jackie. The problem is that you guys know how much I like sad movies. I'm going to watch this movie alone in a movie theater, and I'm going to weep.

I'm gonna we. Sad horny. Sad horny? Yeah, and then I'm gonna get home and I'm gonna bang Jeff. And I'm like, I'm sorry the entire time. But what if he starts to forget? And then he'll stop having sex with me

because I'll be crying and then it's gonna be a to do. But you know what? What if he starts to forget? You know what? I bet I will say it's gonna be a great movie. Everyone knows it. You know what? And the problem is that there's just been

so many great movies coming out lately. I saw the trailer, for marriage story yesterday. I was about to bring that up in terms of the sad. I'm so excited for that movie. I just, have you watched a trailer for this yet? No. The Noah Baumbach movie with Adam Driver and Scarlett Johansson.

And like the trailer is from each side of their perspective of like watching their love die. It's like Blue Valentine except I think even better. Reminds me of his other movie, Squid and the Walrus. How dare you. You fucking Tuskers disease, bitch. Oh, God. You know what?

You just got Tuskers disease. That's right. I'm doing three nights upstate at Corny Joe's Cornhouse. We're just doing old jokes. And then I'll do some newer ones. In Nebraska, J. Jack's Jack hole. Jay J.J.X. Jack hole. I don't know if that's where comedy happens.

I think that's where dreams go to die. I'm doing nothing but Walrus. material in Jackie's parents' house in December. They would love to have you. Oh my God, Henry Sr. would love it. They would both love it. And you know what? You'll gain at least 10 pounds within a weekend.

And it'll be fun, though. And isn't that what your wife has been begging for? Please, a fatter me? Yes. She's like, why can't you take up more room inside of the bed? Can you please do that? That is what she keeps saying about you. But what has Kanye been saying lately, guys?

So we got Jesus King. Jesus's King has dropped. And it is, honestly, Henry and I were out eating at Dumplin House. And he said, he's like, yes, that is a condom on a Bible. It's a picture of a condo. Yeah, what is that? That's on the article. I'm like, why?

Kanye West is a condom. is a porn addict. He's a porn addict and he banned premarital sex from the team that was working on Jesus is king. Yeah, but I mean, that was not a reveal because a lot of his music's about that, about his addiction to sex and women. I forget where I heard this.

So forgive me if there are some inconsistencies to this story, but I definitely heard this before. And I believe it was from, The guy from De Antwood, De Antwood. Yeah. Right? Diantwood. He was brought in to maybe collaborate on something, and he said he went to Kanye's

house, and literally every single screen, and there were a lot of TV screens, had porn on it. And it was just playing constantly while they were like, it was very distracting and kind of, I'm not kind of, like, pretty gross to do that. And they were like, she was like really weirded out by it while they were trying to maybe make like a song or something together. So I knew about the porn addiction from that. And that to me is when it's like, whoa, daddy. Like I couldn't imagine just having it on my TV at all times.

Talk about being like weirdly desensitized to something and way over exposed to something. So I definitely believe that he had a porn addiction. Yeah, for sure. I mean, he's got a lot of addiction issues. He's got mental issues that he's very open about. I don't know if he's treating them. But it does kind of feel like he's taking the poor addiction and putting it on religion. because that's sometimes how you transition away from another addiction

is just become addicted to a different addiction. When he got hospital, this is all from the article that Jackie's working off of that he was when he was hospitalized, he was like writing down a lot of Bible passages and that's what helped him during that particular hospitalization. That's when he started just like reading the Bible as well. Sure.

And I mean, whatever gets you through a man, you know? No, I think that the, so Holden, you said that you started listening to it. I did. I was listening to it. on the plane home yesterday. I need to finish it. I like gospel music a lot. So that influence on his sound. And also like, I also like that a lot of auteur type musicians go through a gospel phase, you know, like, Dylan did it, like whatever. And so far I was like, I was enjoying it. The problem is you just have so much underneath it that you know. I almost wish I, that I didn't know anything else.

And I was like, oh, cool, this is just purely, like, his gospel album. I didn't have all this other crap to base it on. That's what my problem with it is, I like it a lot because, like, I was saying, it was playing in the Dumbling House, and I was digging it, and then all of a sudden, wait a second, is this Jesus' case. I put it together. Oh, whoa, and that's so much of it is. It is. I mean, he's a great artist. I enjoy it.

A lot. Yeah. I mean, and so it, I think I will enjoy this album, and I haven't loved his last few releases. Like, I've liked stuff from his last few releases, but I haven't, but this feels like a more consistent work. And so, you know, I, I'm enjoying what I'm hearing. It's just you have to divorce a lot of the gross, I don't know, just. I don't, yeah.

I don't know if I'm ready for that. I can't listen to it yet because I, it makes me so bummed out. Yeah, I just, and especially now reading, so he is trying to change his ways, but I don't like the way that his control is now taking over. It's almost like it's totally unhealthy and not really healing. Yeah. Yeah. And it is, it's, it's, it's almost, I think it's a little scare words.

I wonder, I do wonder how Kim Kardashian feels about it. Because things like what she wore to the Met Gala when he said that outfit is too sexy and he was uncomfortable with her wearing it. We're just like, well, who are you? Yeah. And I know that he is, he's the person that like, which Kim Kardashian has come out and said this multiple times that, like, he has helped coordinate. Like, he is one of her stylists, right, essentially.

And he is really given a lot to her style, which I think that's, I think that's really interesting, especially in a partnership. But now that you're just turning to, like, turning against that. But who are you to control what your wife's wearing because he changed, you know? That's the problem, though. It's like, I feel like if someone ever told me not to wear something, it'd be like, Yeah, I don't even want to wear this, but I'm going to know. Of course I'm going to wear it because that immediately turns me into a 15-year-old again.

Yeah, I want to slam the door. I'm like, fuck you, ma. If someone says I'm not allowed to like something or wears anything, I just immediately go full bore. Yeah, I do think that it is interesting that I, which I do, at least semi-agree with him, that apparently Kanye has banned North from wearing makeup and wearing crop tops anymore. Let's talk about this because this is the thing that drives me crazy about the whole all of it. All right.

Kim Kardashian, I guess she gets shit from people online. But if you look at that Instagram post that she has of her daughter in makeup, she names the product and the line in that post and is like, sorry, moms, like, I was just to get her out the door, right? But it's like, yeah, but you're clearly marketing the makeup via your. six-year-old daughter. Yeah. She's like, because this is the,

I'd have to find the exact comment, but it was so lame. I was like, you know, that's why I have a problem with it, because you're like saying, like, you're selling your makeup

through your daughter, who is, like, and not only, yeah, not only that. I get, I'm very uncomfortable when people sexualize their children.

I'm not, I don't have a kid. I can't speak to that as a mother, but I do, think that I well I know that there are a lot of really gross people in the world who are you're putting your kid out there they're going to look at that baby as a sexual object and you're you're kind of pushing them into that spotlight without really their consent I just think it's funny because Henry and I both take it to such an extreme that when we went to go see

our niece at her dancing competition and Henry are both like she can't go out of the house like I know she cannot leave the house like it's like she's performing I'm aware of the fact that she's performing. And our family does not, like, we are not a makeup. Like, you know, that's not the kind of thing that, like, kids can do in our family. But if they are, it's for a performance. Stage makeup's different.

You have to accentuate the people in the back and make out what their fucking head looks like. Yeah, she's covered in the glitter. She's doing the whole thing. It's like, I get that in the dance world. So here's the post. North wearing shade number five in the new classic blossom collection.

Relax Mom Shammers. It's coming off in a few minutes. I needed a bribe to get out the door. You feel me? And it's like, it would be one thing if it was like, hey, she's wearing some makeup, but relax. But you're fucking marketing the makeup. And that's when I'm like, no, that's not what you're just doing.

You're not just giving her a bribe to get out the door. You are selling fucking makeup. And I don't, you know, put makeup on your kid. I don't care. That's the part I have a weirdness about, a little bit of a grump hump about a bit of a walrus tusk. Am I right? No, he's got Tuskers.

Oh, God, he's getting, oh, he's getting sweatier. Is that what a walrus is? I think. Taki. Oh, no. I can't wait to go to the party with you guys. Oh, my God. It's going to be fun.

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We don't have children. And I just, I'm more was like just talking about, it's like, it's just the control thing. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Now that it seems like, which I'm not a part of their relationship. This is just an outsider. We not know. We not know.

But I just wouldn't, I personally would not enjoy someone to control me. No. In any way, shape, or form, no matter what, whatever your religion is, whatever you're doing, do not tell me what I can and cannot do. Yeah. And he also knew what this relationship is. And just because you change. Right.

Doesn't mean that the whole family changes And because that your wife has to change. God, they're good at making headlines, though. I mean, isn't that what all of them? We're talking about it. We're talking about it. Okay, I don't hate them, but I very much dislike them And we've been talking about them.

Because you have, like, how do you not talk about it? There's a picture of a Bible with a condom on the top. How do we not talk about it? He says he banned premarital sex. Of course, how do you do that? What does he got, you know, he's got robots in my room? Yeah, how do you go and know? looking. You don't know

where I put my fucking squirty. I can slurping on anything. I can be having sex right now. You guys wouldn't even know. I mean, I would because I'm looking at you. No, you can't see below. Right. I just choose not to look in case. But it is actually,

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And you wear the feticious Ten facts about hocus pocus First of all, what WTF with this sequel being announced So they're saying that there's a sequel on For Hocus Pocus 2 is coming out I don't know if it will happen I don't think that it is necessary I think that it is just a ploy for more money

and I don't think they need it because it's a cult classic. Yeah, I think they've also been saying that for several years. They have, but now apparently they're stepping it up and I think that Disney Plus might be jumping on it. Fucking Disney Plus. Honestly, if they're going to include all, I put my stamp of approval on it if all three of them are going to do it. Well, of course.

If all three of them are not in it, I won't watch it. Yeah, don't do it. Just make another movie. As long as they are on board, then I'm down. But that's why we're going to get into these. I haven't watched Hocus Pocus yet. Usually I wait for my Hocus Pocus, my little last one, usually on Halloween. It'll be on the flight too, probably.

Oh my God, it probably will. It was last time I was on a plane. My allergies. Hocus Pocus originated as a bedtime story. The story for Hocus Pocus came after writer David Kershner invented a bedtime story for his kids. He later wrote the story up and submitted it to Muppet magazine, where it gained recognition.

Aw. That is, I think that that's a really cute thing for a dad to come up with a story for his kids. How sweet is that. My uterus isn't quaking. Mine isn't. Mine is not. Oh my God, you should see my ball.

No, hey, don't. Oh, bring up your manned, okay? Okay. Sorry, I'm just obsessed with nuts. You're so manly. Hocus, focus was not an immediate hit. It's a cult classic now, but when it first came out in 1993, it was released in July instead of September or October.

Which is dumb. Which is very, very silly. So it was called a piece of corny slapstick trash by Entertainment Weekly, which now, wow. Yeah, but you're eating your, Woods Entertainment Weekly, because it is now a hit that everyone is beloved. And it also is beloved by Bet Midler and Kathy Nijimi. They have both come out and said that they not only enjoyed hocus pocus, but they loved

working on hocus pocus. And isn't that delightful? Also, David Kirshner wrote the story for American Tale. Oh, my God. Somewhere out there. I got a mouse eating my cheese. Is that fifele? Yeah.

Aw. I can't rewatch it. That's one that I think, if I ever rewatch it, I'm just going to watch it by myself. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Sorry, it says Kathy and Jimmy has said she watches the movie with her family every year on August 15th. Is it for my birthday? Oh, wow. Maybe it is for a birthday.

Do they watch August Bogus for my birthday? Is it because Kathyna Jimmy knows that I want to be Kathleen to Jimmy? I think so. She's summoning you. She's summoning you. You should show up at her house. I'm going to show up at her house. Hocus Pocus could have starred Leonardo DiCaprio

The role of Max was originally offered to Leonardo DiCaprio But he turned it down to do What's Eating Gilbert Grape I don't know if that's accurate I think I've heard that he finished filming Gilbert Grape And they offered it to him and he said no Because I think he was like on the rise I mean like if you You know if he just did What's Eating Gilbert Grape

You know do you want to just be like Teen Movie I mean he played a mental handicapped person. He did a very, very good job. How do you go from that to being like, donkey do? I want to kiss a girl. Wait. What the fuck? Jaggy, we've been working together a long time, right? And like, I feel like at this point I kind of get your rhythms and some of the things you say, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I have never

been more consistently confused during an episode of a podcast from the words that you've said. Why? Me? I don't know. What, me worry? Me? I'm just, you know what? I think it's the allergy medication.

I blame the fires. I'm a donkey? Yeah. Fuck. I blame the fires. It's not my fault. Yeah, well, did you know that Sarah Jessica Parker's related to a woman famously accused of being a witch? That explains.

A lot. Uh, yeah. Had Sarah Jessica Parker known then when she knows now, she might have approached the role of Sarah Sanderson a little differently. When the actress went on the show, Who do you think you are? To trace her family history, Parker discovered that one of her ancestors was Esther Elwell, one of the women accused of being a witch during the Salem Witch Trials.

No, I've heard everything. Whoa, whoa, what? Gotcha. Now I've heard everything. You got, Yeah, Holden, you're slacking. What do you mean?

You are slacking. You're not doing a good job. Sorry. That's okay. I'm the new Holden. Oh, no. Oh, my God. What's your holding impression?

That's what I sound like to Natalie. Natalie, oh, Natalie, oh, so crazy about you, girl. I would introduce you to my friend. Is that? Hold on. Henry? Oh, okay. Natalie's just like, why am I, what was the decision-making process for me to get into this scenario, much less marry this man.

I met you before I met Henry. That is true. I met you first. Now, he met both of us first. I was on round table before. That's right. Yeah, I knew Henry. Yeah, we got her.

We got her hookline. With friends and family like this, how do I not date him? That's what you said. Yeah. I remember you said. Holden was just standing behind me doing that the entire time. And also, just in case you guys wanted to know, the kids in Hocus Pocus weren't huge fans of the cats.

Wow. The kids all hated working with the cats. Many different cats were used to represent binks, and each one served a different purpose. One was good at cuddling with the kids. One would jump on command, and every time a new cat was used, the children would have to coerce the kitty to trust them

by using treats and a clicker. They got sick of it. By the way, this is my time to remind you guys that we get to see a live action cats musical at the end of this year. Oh, my God. Just wanted to bring that back into the stratosphere. We're watching in Florida.

Oh, my God, we are going to watch it in Florida and mom's going to love it and we're going to go, yeah, that's why we went to see it. What do you mean you don't like the cats? Oh, these tusks, they've grown. so tall they're covering my eyes these tusks

are covering tuskers illness I think I'm going blind items you fucking animals we can't see them beware you're about to hear some blind items

and they may frighten and torture you oh no are they spooky oogie to blind items Every time this A-List dual-threat actor gets another kick of fame, he cheats on his wife. He's a bastard. With his return to a role that gave him his big fame, our actor hooked up with a reporter after an interview led to dinner. No. No, that's horrible.

The key piece of information is that he's returning to the role that made him big in the first place. if you can think of a thing that came out recently. I haven't seen it yet. I need to see it because it is a role he came back for from a TV show that I was obsessed with when it was on air. So it was a TV show. But I will say that because you guys seem confused. It is a movie he did reprising the role and it's on Netflix.

David Swimmer. No. Absolutely not. What? I mean, I like your gusto. Natalie, go outside and scream. I'm sorry to the sky and then come back. Jackie, you get a guest, and please don't F it up.

My problem is that, like, the second he said it, I immediately thought Hobbs and Shaw, but neither one of them got famous because of Fast and Furious, and that's not on Netflix. No, not Hobbs and Shaw. Oh, wait. No, Jesse Pinkman. Aaron Paul.

Wait, wait. Aaron Paul. Jesse Pinkman for breaking back. Yeah, yeah, so I thought. Okay, I was like, I'm pretty sure that's the character's name, but it's been a while. Yes. Aaron Paul. No, but he has such a beautiful family.

Yeah. Well, who knows if this fucking shit's true. I mean, come on. It's a bunch of bullshit, right? Well, at least we can spread it around. Yeah, we're spreading it. I hope that's not true because I actually, when I was looking through celebrity Halloween costumes, I forgot about the year that he and Walter White went for Halloween dressed as each other.

For Halloween, they looked great. They're so cute. See, my problem is that I'm so brutally obsessed with Bojack Horseman that it hurts me to even, which I know that not only is in a cartoon, but it's also a character that is not the person, that is not the person Aaron Paul, but in my brain, Todd could never do something like that.

Wow. Sorry, not sorry. Do I have a problem? Would you like another? I'm scared. Yeah, another one that's going to make us real sad. Yeah. This ones will make you. you wet your jeans.

That former hated A-plus list reality star, who all of you still know through the thought the vials of Coke being passed out at her party as treats was a brilliant idea. Wait, what?

The reality story, they passed out vials of coke as treats at the party. All right, so it's a reality star, it's a male or a female? It's a female with breasts. Tori Spelling. Fuck no. Hulk Hogan's daughter. No.

Broca. Broke. Paris Hilton. Yes. Oh, I was trying to think of who had Halloween parties over the weekend. She throws a big one. She throws a big Halloween party. I'm sad she's still doing Coke.

I think that's fine. I think that's on brand and I like it. I know. I mean, I think as long as you are carrying a tiny dog in that tiny of a purse, I think you have to do coke. I do like her way more than I used to when she was annoying all the time. I think that she is more, she's definitely more fun now. Yeah.

And she has grown into her. Yeah, I'd like to see her. Esthetic, I will say. But yeah, I would, I would like to party with her. I don't know what we would ever say to each other. I don't know, but I also, I feel like I would have to do Coke, and I have not done that in a long time. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, no, I'm all good.

There are situations, though, where I would just go for it. Oh, yeah? I'd probably be one of them. I think Ursul could probably get me to do Coke for the first time. That would be the right you would have to do it if you've never done it before with Paris so obnoxious hold on like I can't even What if it calmed him down? Oh my god, that's kind of fun That'd be interesting had the averse effect. I just go to sleep Everyone's like what the fuck then we'd be giving you coke every day

Ha ha Would you like to No another one to scare you to the wits of you? Yes, I'm not sure if the current boy Boy toy slash boyfriend is being pushed away for good or just a bit. But this permanent A-list singer slash diva has been sexting the father of her kids. Sexting the father of her kids. Ashley Simpson. No.

It better not be J-Lo. J-Lo. No, no, J-Lo. Is it Mariah? Yeah. No. No, she was just saying that not even on her last hope, Would she get back together with Nick Cannon?

What is he my last hope? But maybe that's projection or whatever, you know what I mean? Maybe that's a big defense. Mechoniz is what I'm saying. So yes, Mariah Carey, her boy toy is Brian Tanaka. Yeah. And Nick Cannon is the, of course, the man. But yes, we recently talked about that.

So there's that and whatnot about her giving him shade. But again, sometimes people throw shade out to like, you know, the smoke and mirror. Throw the smoke and mirrors on the whole scenario. Who is that man? Oh, I guess he worked on La La Land. I don't know what he does, though. Brian Tanaka, Mariah Carey, he's super hot boyfriend.

Oh, he is, yeah, he's a dancer. He's a choreographer. It's like a Britney Spears mode. Oh, yeah. I mean, he is very attractive. I can see why she wants it. I get it. Way more than, what was his name, Kevin?

Nick Cannon. No. Or no, Kevin Federer. Yeah, well, that's Britney. K-Fed. Yeah. I mean, anything's better than K-Fed.

Especially Brittany. Man, she just put up this Instagram story over her doing yoga and a tiny bikini. She puts up a lot of fun Instagram stories of her dancing with her boyfriend and stuff. I worry. I worry about her.

I just wish I could have seen her in Las Vegas. You can't win them all. No, can't win them all. But I can win all of the blind items. Is that your spooky style? Stop. Sorry if you're cursed with nightmares now, but blind items are over. I can't wait till the Tuster's illness takes your mouth.

Thank you, guys, so much you're joining us this week. What a way to go. We are, what a way for Holden to go to finally turn into the walrus. We all knew that he could be. and now it's time for us to talk a little bit about our upcoming live shows that we got because if you want to see one Miss Natalie Jean we got her in our claws for our live show

because Molly's got two little babies I got none I'm godless and I have no babies Wizard of the Bruiser page 7 what we got December 11th in L.A. It's going to be cray cray cray it's going to be cray cray and tickets are already

on sale, but we also have some new dates that we want to throw out there for y'all. And I'm pretty excited about getting very cold. You heard it here first. We're doing January 9th in Chicago. We're doing January 10th in Pontiac, Michigan. And we're doing January 11th in Milwaukee, Wisconsin. We've got tickets going on sale this Friday, November 1st at 12 p.m. Eastern Standard Time. We're going to have the link up and the show notes for you.

and I'm scared of being that cold. Yeah, we got to get new jackets. I think we have to get new jackets. I think we got to get boots. Are we going to bring Wendy? Oh, no. Oh, no, Wendy can't go. It's going to be so cold.

I'll have to find some kind of dog snowsuit. Oh, my God, how cute would she be in a dog snowsuit? But she will hate it so much. She's not a girl for the winter. By the way, we got the poster updated. And Natalie, as Jean Grey, I will send this to you. You are going to love this, Natalie. Oh, fuck.

I can't we will post up the new show poster that we just got in I'm very very excited to be very cold and I'm I'm really looking forward to it yeah hell yeah It's gonna be a blast in the meantime also if you'd like to support this show We've got weekly bonus content And it's just five dollars a month So weekly content and you just do the five bucks a month and it is just just content after content of episodes It'll make you laugh and cry and it'll make your dog cry.

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