Page 7 - Episode 348: Egg Drop Soup

Episode Date: April 9, 2020

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Everybody wants told me the world is gonna roll me. I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed. She was looking kinda dumb with her finger and her thumb. In the shape of an L on her forehead. Molly? Well, the years start coming and they don't stop coming. Fet to the rules that I hit the ground running. Didn't make sense not to live for fun.

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb. So much to do, so much to see. So what's wrong with taking the backstreet? You never know if you don't go. Go! You never shine if you don't glow! Hey now, you're an odd star, gets your game on, go play. Hey now, you're a rock star, get the show on, get paid up.

Oh, they're shooting stars, break the mold. This isn't my fault. What I will say is that this is not my fault. It was me, the annoying one on the show. I'm the one who made them too. I'm holding, by the way, I'm the annoying one. Molly's the brain, Molly. I'm Molly, and I have never actually sat down to look at the words to All-Star.

Oh, I'm sorry, you never witnessed the word smithery of All-Star by the smashmouth. I'm Jackie Zabrowski. Welcome to page seven. I, um, all I could think about was the John Prine song in spite of ourselves, which has been in my head on repeat. And I asked, I asked my co-host, I said, can you save me from sad destruction today? And our bad response was let's do shitty All-Star. By the way, I am consumed with the song, Wizard of the Bruiser's doing Shrek this week. And there is actually no fucking joke, a full oral history of the making of the song All-Star that Rolling Stone put out.

It is hilarious. It is totally self-serious. as a person who loves oral histories of things, this is like my gold mine. So I pulled a lot of that for the episode coming up soon. And I wouldn't even dare ask you to get into any of the details because I know that we should wait for the Wizard and the Bruiser episode to come out about it. I do just, I wanted to bring this up because Holden very, with so much fear,

asked me if it was okay if Wizard and the Bruiser would do Shrek because he thought it was like my favorite movie. You made me watch it. You made me watch it and I forgot what the terms of that were. And then you reminded me that you had actually never seen it before. You just always made fun of it and hated on it. And so that was just the joke of that was us, you actually watching it for the first time. What year was that?

This year. Like last year. Last year. You saw Shrek for the first time last year? Yes. I didn't know. I didn't. I had never seen Shrek before.

But I also, my problem is I confuse Austin Powers and Shrek always. walk. Right. Get in my belly. That is the same character. I think right. I was going to say, I don't want to step on wizard than bruiser's toes, but I've always had an informal oral history in my own head that Shrek is just a character born out of

a fat bastard and, you know, Mike Myers' ability to do like two to three accents. Which was born out of what movie? So I married an axe murderer. a very underrated, fantastic film. We should definitely do a pop history on that movie. Anytime. I am so into it. Yes, I love that movie.

Because that was the thing, it's not because I dislike Mike Myers. I really enjoy Mike Myers. I think Mike Myers is very funny. I think that he definitely has about five notes, but I think he fucking destroys those five notes. I mean, Austin Powers, I laughed very hard in that movie. And then I went home,

I masturbated to Elizabeth Hurley and then Heather Graham in the film after that, especially. Oh, yeah. And then Beyonce, which I'd never really seen any of the Austin Powers, but I've definitely seen lots of clips of that's the Goldfinger one, right? With Beyonce in it? Yes, the third one with, I believe with Fat Bastard as well, unless he made his entrance in part two. Man, he was...

Other white meat, that's baby. He made his interest in part two, because I know I've seen Goldmember, but like, I have zero recollection of it. Like, I don't even think I understood that that was Beyonce at the time. Obviously, she was not yet that Beyonce exactly, but she was still Beyonce

and I, like, I have a feverish memory of seeing Gold Member, but like, but I know I saw whatever the fucking name of number two is. Like a lot. The spy who shagged me. I even know the names so I've never seen them.

I can't believe you haven't seen those movies. Was the first one just awesome powers? Yeah, I think. Austin Powers, Man of Mystery or something like that. International Man of Mystery. Yeah, it had a dumb, like, forgettable subtitle. Whoa. But, yeah, the Austin Powers movies, I saw all of them in the theater and, like, loved them.

Like, what, I was all about that Austin Powers life. I also, I just really like the throwaway guy. Dr. Evil is amazing. That's essentially Mike Myers' is Lord Michaels. And it's so funny. His monologue about his childhood is one of the funniest monologues ever. Dude, and it's re-watching these old classics. I said this little bit in our show notes today as that we, I recently rewatched Young Frankenstein

because I know that I've been talking about on the episodes of watching things that are worse than the pandemic, but it hit week three or four and I was like, I need a break. So instead, we've been watching fun, classic movies, like comedy movies for us. Watch Us and Powers. I would be totally down to watch Hudson Bowers because I think that that is a great thing. to include in the list of movies that we need to be watching right now because I will say

in rewatching the Birdcage which the Birdcage is a movie in my family. It is our family movie. We all quote it constantly. It is still forever one of those movies in my family and there is a monologue this is what made me think of it than Gene

Hackman does that is so understated and it's about just watching the road and the rogue. I can't even possibly do it justice. Please look it up because I laughed so hard at how long this monologue was. And as a kid, I was like, oh, this part, it's just like, you're just waiting for Gene Hackman to stop so that Hank Azaria can be funny again. And please rewatch the bird catch. It just came, it's now again, it's either on Amazon or on Netflix. It's on one of those ones that most people

have. So I'm trying to, we're trying to up the funny in the household because, I'm starting to, of course, unravel a bit, but also young Frankenstein, holds the fuck up. It's a absolute classic, absolute classic, Jackie. By the way, really quick, here's a little bit of that Dr. Evil monologue. He's in group therapy, and they ask him, like, about his childhood or whatever. Page seven, week four, quarantine, reading Dr. Evil monologues at the internet. Very well, where should I begin? My father was relentlessly self-improving bullenjury.

owner from Belgium with low-grade narcolepsy and a pension for buggery. My mother was a 15-year-old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink, he would make outrageous claims, like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy, a sort of general malaise that only the genius possesses and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons.

In the spring, we'd make meat helmets. If I was insolent, I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds. Pretty standard, really. At the age of 12, I received my first scribe. At the age of 15, a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shaven scrotum. At the age of 18, I went off to evil medical school. And then they cut them off.

I, you know, see, it's things like that word. It's like, would you just let people just go? You know, obviously that he was just like, well, you're just going to do what you did. Now, I guess I don't really know too much about Austin Powers and the writing of it, but I'm assuming that he had a lot of leeway, right? Yeah, I definitely plays around with the characters and stuff. And I don't know if that was an improv. I doubt that was improvised.

It's too specific. It feels a little too written for, that to be improvised. But there are many moments in the movie where you're like, oh, they're just fucking around right now. Like, they don't give a fuck right now. No. You know what I mean?

Jackie, didn't you go, didn't you go recently, by recently I've been in the last five years to a Austin Powers themed bar? I did. I did. I went there for my birthday. And no one was in the bar. Literally, no one was in the bar. Was this in L.A.?

Yes, it was in L.A. and it was, they were playing, I remember, because I think that we heard Chumba Wamba twice while in there. They weren't even playing like the Austin Bowers type music. And it had great murals in it. I will say that. But other than that, it had a, it had like the poles for people and like the cages for go-go dancers, but no one was in them. And there was shag carpet on the walls and shag carpet furniture, but no one was sitting there. and it was one of the most disgusting cocktails I'd ever have.

And I'm sorry, I don't like to give a bad review. I'm not a yelper. But it was, and the worst part is that months later, we went back. Because I was going to the restaurant that was down the street from it. Move, yeah. Yes, because we were there. And it's like, well, I mean, they as well. Yeah, just going back to a bar you know fucking sucks.

Why not? That's so L.A. It was there. You know, I don't know why it's still open. I think it's called like the Pussy Cat Lounge or something like that. It's such a thing to be a committed to. Like if I could understand if it was like a 70s theme bar, but to be a Austin Powers specifically themed bar is like really, you got to like, you got to get right in the strike zone on that. You know, if it's not exactly right, then it's a big, big miss.

Yeah, yeah, for sure. I also, I keep, I keep forgetting that my whole call sign. for my entire Twitch stream is she's a man baby which was I do have a distinct memory of seeing the trailer on my tiny TV in my bedroom

for Austin Powers and when it did that she's a man baby moment I howl my teenage self howled with laughter I thought it was the funniest thing I've ever seen a man

yanking a full grown man yanking out an old lady's wig screaming she's a man baby And so I think that's why I now use that. Dude, we've done a solid 10 minutes on Austin Powers. We went from Smash Mouse All-Star to fucking Austin Powers. What year are we living in, ladies and gentlemen? It is called the year of trying desperately to not really think about what's going on.

And I think that my rifting abilities of the worm time inside of my brain, has been unstoppable. It is, I don't know about you guys, but constantly, it's just like, ping, bang, bang, bang, ping, ping, ping, ping, to like idea to idea, to idea, to idea of like doubt, like either being really, really sad to also then just being like, maybe it's because I'm a manic depressive. To just being like, I've got all these projects I'm going to start.

And like my brain, so there was a very good tweet this week that was like the picture of Mel Gibson talking to the actor who played Jesus. in the Passion of the Christ and he's covered in blood Jesus is like covered in blood and Mel Gibson is like you know looks normal and is talking to him and the tweet is like

me talking to my friends with kids under six about what solo quarantine is like and it's just like very it's like very different and that my other favorite tweet from the whole quarantine is a picture of it's like couples in quarantine you know this is a really intense time

but we're actually having a good time reconnecting, baking bread, slowing down, and then it's like single people in quarantine and its picture of Ernie talking to a drawing of Bert. Oh, no. These streets, these New York

streets are going to run white with come after these single people are released. Can you imagine the bar scene the moment they're able to reopen? Can you imagine just the sheer the bleachy scent that we're going to be smelling for days

after the bars open? Let them loose, baby. It's going to be depraised. Oh my God, it's going to be disgusting. I feel like there's a different psychological experience for everybody depending on what your quarantine situation is. You know, and so I know that for people who don't have very small children in the house,

I think sometimes I am, you know, very tired and think this might be easier without very small children in the house. But also I know that my brain is. would have much more time to think, and that is not what we need right now. And so it's probably for the best that I spend like 12 hours of the waking day, just thinking about, you know, managing kind of safety for very small children. Yeah, piss and shit and sort of collecting it.

Which I'm also thinking about piss and shit. I'm just like, which cup do I piss in? Do I have a platter of which I would like to put my shit upon? That is what I think about constantly. of just like thinking of new fun ways to excite my roommates. So I will say, you know, it's like I do have a different, I think, you know, it's fun that the three of us are in very different scenarios. Because I also have, I'm in a relationship, but I also have adult roommates that we are all trapped in the house. And you mentioning roommates, I was going to bring this up earlier, my heart goes out to everyone who has a shitty roommate right now in this, and it has to be quarantined.

I could not fathom having an awful roommate. that I was stuck with through this. I love my roommate. You know what I mean? My roommate is your wife. Fucking great. Yeah, my roommate's my, exactly, Jackie.

Yeah, I get it. But also shout out to anybody who does not like their significant other because now is not a good time for them either. Not a good time, not a good look. And, you know, and honestly, too,

the serial cheaters of the world, my heart doesn't go out to you because you're a piece of shit. Doesn't go out to you. But boy, do I love that you are forced to actually be stuck fully with your family. and to truly, truly take in what your whole situation is and not see the shitty...

I'm sure you figured it out. I'm sure you are like, I'm going out to get more groceries. We have all the groceries you need. No, there's a couple more I need to get. You know what I mean? I'm sure you figured it out, jerkface. But still, I hope this is a terrible time for you. This is nothing in comparison to a person.

There's no way this person would ever in a million years listen to this episode. It is someone that I am quote-unquote friends with on Facebook. that I have not spoken to in maybe 15 years. And they broke up with their fiance, their fiancee broke up with them a week before the quarantine started. Oh my God. In New York. And on top of it, they had broken up with them

because they were cheating on them. And so watching their Facebook updates of being trapped in a house with also a person that has been, he can hear her face. time sexting with the person that she cheated on him in the other room and they have a one bedroom apartment and I'm not saying this. God, is it horrible that I want access now? I want to befriend this person now.

I want to read this. It is definitely the kind of thing that it's why we watch 90-day fiancé. I mean, honestly. It's the kind of thing that I look at. And of course, you know, the world in general is so horrible and very, very bleak right now. But looking at that, I'm just like, fuck, dude. Oh, man. Oh, man.

That sucks. That sucks. There was a person, I probably should be ashamed for this, and I'm probably evil for this, but I had a girl who went to my high school who was trashy back then, get into an incredibly public relationship with this guy. They would fight and make up and say the grossest lovey stuff to each other. Every day, just mountains of it. Just every day.

On social media? On Facebook. Massive posts. There are either screaming at the person. or talking about how in love they are. I was sharing them with your brother, Jackie. I was sharing them with another friend of mine from high school. And we, at one point, seriously considered writing a, like, a full-on movie based on this whole relationship.

It was the most public, embarrassing thing I've ever seen. They eventually broke up, and then the page got way more boring after that. But I was, like, friends with the guy. I would be just to read more stuff. And I became consumed by this relationship. every day I would go online and just get the update and they were so giving. It's a different type of reality TV.

It's weird now that now everyone can consume as much television as they can depending on how many children under the age of six they have in their home. But I think a lot of other people are watching a lot of television that you get bored of what you can watch. So you go to social media and be like, who else? Like what else is happening? And you weirdly salivate over it. And I feel like a creepest.

I know, but you're worried it every day. But you're checking every day. I know you are. Every day. Every single day. Molly, are we evil? Can I just ask you that? Are we evil?

Uh, I mean, I don't think that you two are any more evil than we're craving social interaction. And that includes drama. We, even if we aren't messy bitches who live for drama, we are all now messy bitches who live for drama, you know. because there is no drama. And it comes out of desperation. I was keeping up with that person's Facebook every day because I was miserable at my day job. And I needed that.

That's why I watched public freakouts on Reddit. Yeah, we all have our hate reads. Come on. Oh, yeah. Let he who does not have a hate follow cast the first don't. I've learned to, though. I have started to delete more and more of my hate follows.

I've started to block them. I'm getting out of it. I'm getting out of the game a little bit, I will say. It's a time for self-improvement. Yeah, but those hate. it follows, man, they are, I don't know what, that has its own whole specific corner of the psychology market. Then I would read books about that.

Why do we follow these people that we love to hate? I will say this. I now follow everybody from, um, uh, love is blind on Instagram and I'm probably late to this party, but it certainly changed my Instagram experience because every time I log in, I'm like, oh, Cameron, like every single time. And of all people, fucking Lauren and Candle. Cameron really seemed to be doing great. And I guess I'm happy for them, but it's baffling to me.

Oh, I'm sorry. Are you referring to the general scientist? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. He is a scientist. The scientists and the influencer. Speaking of consuming a lot of TV, I know we generally spend our time talking about television on our talking TV episodes. But I will say, Molly, I want to congratulate Jackie in front of you right now because

Jackie has gotten a new fetish. Jackie's a furry. Why are you blowing me up? Jackie is a furry because of us. Show that we need you to watch at least a couple of episodes of Molly. It is 20 minute episodes. It is called B-stars.

It is an anime about humanoid animals they'd like to fucking suck each other and Jackie is losing her fucking mind. Molly, I will say. Jackie is bouncing her grown-out eyebrows as hold of this talk. Oh, I, I, I, I really am.

It is, I have no, absolutely beyond no kink shame. I also, like, I've just never got into the world of furries whatsoever. And this is, this is beyond, I don't know enough about, like, the technical kink diagram of it. Right. But watching a very sexy wolf, it goes back to my, hey there, little red, Braddonwood. Yeah, yeah. Because he has this need to rip apart this dwarf rabbit. He has this need to rip it apart.

But the dwarf rabbit is sexy. And he smells her and he's intoxicated with how she smells. Molly, it is, it is Riverdale meets Zootopia. It is straight up. Molly, you're going to love it. It even starts with a murder. That sounds fun. You're going to love it.

Drama class is a big deal. Yeah. I watched a couple episodes last night where they really got into the drama class thing. It's fantastic. I, you know, I'm not, I don't, Holden has been trying to get me into watching his animas and reading his mongas. And I usually deflect, I deflect. But you know what?

In this hour time of quarantine, why not extend what we usually would like to watch? I implore everyone. Watch something outside of your comfort zone. This is the time to do it. B-Stars is for me stars. I am so upset with how fast I watched it. I'm completely into it. Molly, I really think you'll like it.

Also, it's 20-minute episodes. So it's not that much of a commitment. What, uh, how do I watch it? What platform? Netflix, girl. Netflix, Netflix? Yeah, all right.

Yeah, because I got so many good suggestions from people for video games when I asked for video games. And then I tried Animal Crossing and I was like, this feels like work. And so I think I just want to, like I've always, which is kind of how I've always felt about video games. games unless they're dance video games. But I think I just want to maybe try to find a new show before bed instead of a video game

because the video game feels like work. I'm like, I don't need to manage all these people. I hear you on that. I will say I had some very explicitly weird dreams after watching B stars. I understand the artist that we're talking about last week that did the Pride Lans project. I get it. I am in. And it is, you know what?

Again, I don't have the time to learn a new instrument right now, but I do have the time to maybe open up my mind to maybe slap a couple more fetishes in there. I definitely live within the world anyway, so may as well find out more about myself. Jackie, just get a butt plug tail. There's probably not even that expensive right now. I can't imagine the arm. I do feel like I should encourage people to only order what is essential. Not saying a butt plug tail isn't essential.

It might be. It down. Wipe that butt plug tail down. The second it arrives for sure. And tip any delivery people very well. But, you know, I'll leave it to you to decide whether that is an essential purchase or not. But no, I'm very against things being sent to me right now. So I'll work on it, though.

I'll work my way up, Holden. Don't you worry about that. We all need things to look forward to for when this ends. So you can say, you know, when this is over, I'll have a butt plug tail. Yeah. Ooh, it isn't that exciting. Yeah, and we got to figure out what your fursona is. I'm not convinced on the BuzzFeed quiz that we took,

but I would be, I'd say, what is Jackie's persona? I don't want to say something that's going to insult you, you know what I mean? I feel like you're about to insult me because Molly, Holden made me take the BuzzFeed quiz, and I'm a black Mamba. I'm a snake. I got it too, Ken.

And I'm not a snake. You're the opposite of a snake. Yeah, what do you think her fersona is? She needs to find one. She needs to pick one. I just choose any animal that that's her persona. That you think her, yeah, that she would dress up as and have sex in, though. So you do have to kind of consider that a little bit.

It's not just an animal. Fries, by the way, I should say this because I don't want to get hate mail. I don't believe Furries specifically is necessarily a fetish. I think you can have a persona and not, but I don't know. I just want to avoid any negative reactions. It depends on how you see it. I would just say my favorite. Dude in the video game scene right now is a dude called Sonic Fox who has a full-on

Fersona of a Blue Fox. He will dress full-on as the Fox and he kills everybody in Mortal Kombat. He is the greatest fighting game player out there. I love it. Whenever he receives his like gold medals, he walks out fully in his fursona costume and he's this shit. And he's literally like, he'll tweet shit out being like, I'm the best fucking player of Mortal Kombat and I'm also a gay furry.

Fuck off. Like, it's so awesome. He's very aggressive about it and I love it. I love him. That sounds amazing. Yeah, shout out to the furries out there and everybody should watch B-stars and everybody should become a furry themselves. I kind of feel like Jackie is like a small dog because

she's like so loyal and so excited. So like a oh, what am I thinking of? What are the small little cute porgy? Like a porgy? Like a porgy? Yeah, like a little porgy like a little anything. like anything that has the word teacup in front of it, you know? That sounds very similar to the word pork, and I'll take it.

Corgi, corgi, not corgi. Oh, corgi. Yeah, yeah. Forgy. Oh, like a pug and a corgi mix together. Oh, yeah. I thought you were saying like a little, yeah, like a little, like Pomeranians, you know, like those little fluffy ones who are so excited.

Oh, I'll take it. See, Molly, I was definitely looking at you and I think that your persona, and I apologize because, Holden, I know that you definitely referred to Lexi as such often, but I think that also Molly has the same charisma and inner strength and also beauty of the female squirrel

in the sword and stone. Yes, it's upsetting because it's a sad tale of woe the squirrels in Sword and the Stone. Yeah, sad tale of whoa! I did... What the fuck are you talking about? I did surfer hand when I did it. All right, Bill and Ted.

Are we on an excellent adventure right now? But yes. You know, having seen that, having you have shown us that squirrel recently, Holden, I would take, I would give Lexi that squirrel and I would take, I don't remember the difference between the personalities of Chip and Dale, but I would take either of them, the rescue rangers. Ooh, I would say you're definitely more of a chip. I'll give you a chip. Yeah. I think Molly's more of a bird. I think she's more of like a woodpecker or something like that.

You know what I mean? I could see that. I could definitely see that. You're always drilling at the system. Yeah, persistent. Yeah, very persistent. Persistent, drilling down the system. Yeah, yeah, I like that.

And Holden is obviously, you know, when I'm looking at them. Ah, yes, a badger. Oh, you think yourself was a badger? I could see that a pest, but also a past. But like a jacked badger with like huge muscles. And the biggest fucking stinky cock you've ever seen in your life. Why are you trying to make me feel weird in my nether? This is a very,

these are quarantined confessions. The streets will run with come. They will run with come the moment the bars reopened in New York City. It will be disgusting. Oh my God. I'm so proud of them already. I know.

They're just going to be like, oh my, oh man, dude. Just the whole situation. Like Lower East Side, dude. You know how much fucking cocaine lines and bad decisions that are just going to be screamed through?

I would kill to make bad decisions, right now. I mean, the worst decisions I've been making is that I had, I've been eating a lot. I've been eating a lot and I would say that I've been consuming copious amounts of candy every night. And I know that I said, guys, you remember when I said this a month ago? It's still happening. I eat candy every single day.

I was thinking about you. I was like, I wonder if Jackie's still eating candy. Every day. I've been eating candy every single day. The problem is that bad decisions right now were bored. Bad decisions are... I know. It's boring.

I didn't wear gloves. That's the bad decision right now. No, those are very scary bad decisions. Boring bad decision, but like those are the only ones you can really make right now. It's like, I walked outside without a mask on my fucking face. That's the bad decision. Very scary. It's not like fucking doing, trying heroin.

You know what I mean? That's a fun bad decision. You know what I'm saying? I'm sure we could find some. I mean, you know what's another way to really make bad decisions is the fact that I was so excited to send this part of our show notes to you both, the fact that you can get Girl Scout cookies delivered to. I know again that we shouldn't be sending,

having stuff sent to us and I know that it has to be essential. But what if it is essential to get the Girl Scout cookies because all those girls, all the girls are the Girl Scouts, all the people that are a part of it, we have to keep the Girl Scouts alive. Right. And this is our way, To contribute, you can look it up.

If you look up having Girls Cut Cookies, you put it in your fucking zip code, and it will show you the different troops that you can buy cookies from. It's for the kids, Molly. And this is what we have to remember. It's for the kids. And yes, I may have very almost spent $65 on cookies yesterday. But I didn't because I got scared because I'm scared of getting deliveries right now. But that's an anxiety issue that I'm going to try and overcome.

By the way, I just got this text from. from Lexi who says, who is in the bedroom listening to us right now, she says, I'm like part squirrel, part Finnic Fox, part Tarsier Monkey. Ooh, and also Finnic Foxes are so cute. Remember when I talked about that about the episode? I can definitely see that about Lex. Yeah, that is very Lexi. But Holden, if she decided that she wanted to dress up like them and have sex with you, would

you still have sex with her? Yeah, I think so. If it was something that she wanted to experiment with. If she got up like that bunny in the show. See, and you're, and you are throwing your shade on me. I never said, I congratulated you for having a new fetish. I never threw shade. I mean, Molly, please look up.

Legoshi's the sexy wolf, yeah. Logoshi is a wolf version of Jughead except a lot nicer and not as pretentious. Yeah, Legoshi. Yo. Logo. Oh, yo. Yeah. Give me, give me coconuts.

Maybe you might need to write B stars next to that. Probably. Legoshi, B-stars. I'm looking at it. I'm excited. This person in the sweater vest and suit pants? Yeah, yeah. That's that one.

Yeah, that's nice. That's like, I want to dress like that. He's so nice. That is actually very Molly. And he wants to protect all the herbivores, Molly? Yeah. Molly! There's a big class thing that I love about the show where there's the herbivores are like

the more high class community and the carnivores are the low class. And there's this whole divide, which is very fascinating. And you haven't even finish it yet, Holden. I can't wait to talk to you about it on talking TV. Because it is, it's a great show. And I'm sad that I waited to at least days before I started watching it. And something that everyone needs to jump on this weekend. That was the most insane thing I've ever heard.

You have a problem, Jackie. You have a problem. He watched so much television. I watch. So much television. And you know what? I love it. It just goes into my, the orifices of my fucking brain, like little sponge.

Yes, I could be learning a new language. Yes, I could be learning something that could really benefit the world. But, no, I'm watching television. And speaking of television, you guys, you guys, you guys, alert, alert, alert, Phoebe Waller Bridge is putting out the live, not a live stream, the stream of her one woman show Flea Bag on Amazon Prime. And it comes out on Friday. And I am losing my mind.

I wanted to see this one woman show so badly. And she is, so it's, I believe that it's four or five bucks to rent it on Amazon. And they are donating, at least in the UK, they haven't released where they're donating all the money in the U.S. But in the UK, they are donating all of the money to the flea bags. support fund, which gives 2,500 leaders in grants to freelancers working in the UK theater industry who are affected by the coronavirus crisis. And so every place, all of the money donated in the U.S. will be donated to a different charity that the Fleabag Support Fund is putting their

pressure behind. I don't know what the word was. They're giving a bind. Also, the day before April Reels Day, which is coming up and we will do an April Reel stream on the 19th, the day before we've got the Gagah doing a biggie big show. Y'all, if you wanted a live aid, if you wanted a Band-Aid, if you wanted the thing of our generation that hopefully I'm assuming they are trying to, making it is something that people will talk about forever. They are announcing one world together at home, which is the huge concert show for coronavirus relief that is being helmed by Gagah as well as the World Health Organization and Global

Citizen, which I've been to a couple of the Global Citizen shows in New York, and I'm assuming that they've had shows other places, right? Yes. And they're doing a huge. living room concert series with a bunch of different people that have already signed on. We've got Elton John, got Lizzo, we have Alanis Morissette, Andrea Bacheli, Billy Elish, and Phineas, John Legend, Keith Urban, Stevie Wonder, and Paul McCartney. Dude.

And what I think is actually very cool as well is that the hosts of the evening are going to be Jimmy Fallon, Jimmy Kimmel, and Stephen Colbert, who are usually not allowed to perform together because they work for different television networks. And I think it's really cool that all three of them are going to be hosting and everyone's doing it from their home. And that all the networks are totally involved. It's going to be streaming on ABC, NBC, CBS, IHeart Media, and Canada's Bell Media. So it's so cool that the networks, honestly, seeing the co-hosts down to do it is one thing,

but seeing the networks, like, fully get behind it and be totally cool about it is actually really surprising. And I do give them shoutouts for being so cool about this and letting this happen. And not only just letting it happen, but streaming it themselves. Yeah, we should abolish, abolished, like, barriers that separate us, including networks. For sure, because we already have it enough fucking barriers that can't leave my house to get milk. Actually, I can't. I can't.

I can't leave it. I can't leave it to go to a bar and see just the, calm on the floor. Slipp and slide. You will be, though, very soon. Man, I can't wait. I can't wait. I had a time. my late 20s, early 30s where I was like, you know what?

I've gotten drunk enough at New York City bars and I don't need to do that right now. And boy, now am I like, I would absolutely kill someone to just be feeling miserable at a bar right now. I would absolutely kill someone. But Molly, you got to stay away from those bars for at least one or two weeks after they are because you're going to walk in and be like, what is this bar called Elmer's Glue? There is a world to come on the floor. I can't believe how much. It is just like, what is going on? Is this, wait, somebody smelled the egg drop soup all over the floor?

That was happening right now. God damn, I mean, why did you have to bring up egg drop soup? I feel like egg drop soup is definitely one of those things that every time I eat it, I'm just like, this is like the worst consistency. A big consistency person in my mouth. And yet I still love it so much, but thinking about it being splooshed all over the floor. With its like eggy ribbons stuck into all the crevices in the floor. Is that the bartender will turn to you, Jackie, and say, that's not egg drop soup. That's the love of a million men and women.

And whoever says that to me is the person I will marry on the spot. Let's just create a different, let's do it so much that we create a different public health hazard. I think that's awesome. That's also fun. It's like, oh, no, I got pregnant by touching a body. bar stool. Now Jackie, I would love to talk about Shania Twain singing to her horse like the next guy, but I'm also dying to do my new

segment. When do I get into my new segment? We're going to do Holden's new segment because we are keeping it fun. We're keeping it not talking about real shit. And I'm sorry, maybe it's not real shit. I guess we'll see. Holden, please. I'm pretty sure it's real shit. Spuracies. Celebrity. This episode is titled. Celebrities, did they get replaced by clones?

Oh. Hey. Who do you think it got replaced by clones, Holden? First of all, Avril Levine, let's talk about it. She was replaced by a lookalike named Melissa Vandella. Avril Avril Avivine. Yes, this happened. Did you wait?

Did you make up the name Melissa Vandella? No, that's the name that they've decided is the woman's name. She's like a model. The clone has? Yeah. Is she a clone that was constructed to replace Averalveen or is she just a look-alike? This one's not an Illuminati clone. We'll get to the Illuminati clones in a second.

But Averlovene was, this is a real woman, apparently. She had a very hard time because she became famous at the age of 18, singing about her skater boys. Right. I remember. See you later, boys. And she started using a body double named Melissa Vandela to do like appearances and stuff. The theory originated in a Brazilian blog. And apparently what happened was she just pieced out and hired this.

No, no, no. I think she died. I think they say actually she fucking committed suicide. And so the record company was like, well, we've already got this lookalike. And so they just replaced her full on with this woman. In 2018, Averill Levine was asked by an Australian radio DJ in an interview. The DJ said, did you laugh at the rumors that went around where you no longer exist and there's a clone of you? Averill said, yeah, some people think that I'm not the real me, which is so weird.

Like, why would they even think that? Something I think a Melissa would say, Jack and Molly. I really enjoyed the proof that is included. So Holden sent us this link, we weren't allowed to open it. until we got to this part of the show. The proof... Look at those women. Has included that Levine's red carpet shots.

Now, Levine likes to wear trousers, and Melissa prefers dresses and skirts. I also really enjoy... Which that doesn't make any business. This bitch doesn't look anything like Everlady. Okay. So you believe it. So you believe it. It doesn't look anything like her.

It says that also, I don't know if you noticed a difference. between the facial features of pre-2003 Levine and Melissa, not because they're two different people, it's because she is her replacement. I get it. I'm with it. Oh, my God, there was even a publicity shot

in which Levine had Melissa written on her hand. Interesting. I love that because if Levine was really Melissa, why would she write her own name on her hand? Molly, it sounds like you're unable to open your mind and allow for the truth to come in, okay? Looks like we've got a blue pillar. We've got a blue pillar over here. We did it, man.

Take that red pill, Molly. Next up on the docket, of course, Paul McCartney. I knew it. Paul is dead. The theory states that Paul McCartney died via a car crash on the 9th of November in 1966, and the rest of the band secretly replaced Paul McCartney by the winner of a But Paul McCartney look-alike contest. The rumors started in 1967, but it got very popular on American college campuses in late 1969.

The band racked with guilt over what they did. Put out secret messages in their music. Like with the song Glass onion, Jackie. Oh, yeah. Glass onion, glass onion, glass onion, glass onion. I'm going to rub it on my balls and cry. Yes. Oh, my eyes.

Yes. And there's another lyric in that song that's very fascinating. John Linnet at one point sings, here's another clue for you all. The walrus was Paul, referring to, I am the walrus. I have no idea what that, how that connects Paul McCarty to being dead. But either way, also the cover of the Abbey Road album has Paul McCarty walking barefoot out of step with the rest of the band.

And there is a white Volkswagen Beetle in the background. Oh my God, and it's the shepherd of death. Yes, that he died in. Also, on the cover of the magical mystery tour album, the rest of the band had three red roses, but Paul only has a single black rose. I like it because none of those things mean anything. I think that's my favorite part,

that none of it together means absolutely anything. But that's just the perfect type of conspiracy. It's the perfect type of conspiracy information, where there's just a little bit enough to make it be like, ooh, but it means absolute shit. Absolutely nothing. Tom McCartney said in an interview, Perhaps the rumor started because I haven't been much in the press lately.

I have done enough press for a lifetime, and I don't have anything to say these days. I'm happy to be with me formally, and I will work without work. I was switched on for 10 years, and I never switched off. now I'm switching off whenever I can. I would love to be a little less famous these days. Sounds like he had his own little self-quarantine in 1969.

He just needed some time to be Paul or he needed some time to be buried and have his look-like. Also, what a great get. You win for a Paul McCartney look-like contest and then you just get to be him. I feel like that's a Charlie and the Chocolate Factory type situation. Oh, yeah, fantastic. Yeah, you also got to be able to be a good singer and guitar player, too, which is tough. Absolutely. You have to learn all to be as good as one of the best pop artists on the planet.

I'm sure that they can do it. All right, next up, my favorite, the last one, sort of. My favorite one, Taylor Swift is an Illuminati clone of Zena LeVay, daughter of Anton LeVay, who founded the Church of Satan in 1966. Now, I've seen this before. Look at that picture. Look at that picture. It is uncanny.

Uncanny. They look. Zero. Like, is she her daughter or she's her clone? What's the theory here? Now, the theory is, okay, so the theory is that the Illuminati made a clone of Zena LeVay. Zina LeVay, by the way, published a book called Demons of the Flesh, The Complete Guide to Left Hand Path, Sex Magic. Also, I do apologize.

I do want to throw it out there before we. continue that Zena LeVay is 56 years old but please continue yes okay and she she was a spokesperson she was a spokesperson for the church of Satan

between 1985 and 1990 but she quit the church one year after Taylor Swift was born oh my God she quit the church and became a tantric Buddhist which would probably be a lot of fun because she seems very no that sounds very sexy no that sounds that's

Sounds great. I want to be a tantric Buddhist. Maybe that's something that we can work on in quarantine. And some fuckface idiot on Instagram had this to say about it. Let's not overlook the uncanny resemblance between the two. Some say it's a clone. The Illuminati is known for doing this. They clone successful and influential people that will continue to carry out their sinister agenda for mankind. Kiana Reeves, Mark Zuckerberg, many other celebs. Look into it. The video bad blood itself has a lot of satanic symbols of And then this person goes into like the Hebrew word values, how like Hebrew words have numbers and then it and then it means different things. It was very confusing. But I will say that's an interesting theory.

Also, also apparently Beyonce is an Illuminati clone. Well, that is a given. That is that I won't even fight you on. Yeah, we already knew that. I would like to actually save the Beyonce JZ Illuminati connection for a different celebrity conspiracy. We will definitely get back. to that because they are 1,000% a part of the Illuminati and we will

probably talk about that next week because right now we have a very creepy list to get to. Who's on the list? Jackie I got to have that list. I will say shoutouts to all people whether, no matter what, this is a high holy week and

to a lot of the people that cannot practice this week and I hope that you were able to find whatever religious connection that you need because I can't imagine. I mean, I already got to hear enough for my mother about this week.

So that's why I wanted to have a little bit of an Easter list for you guys. 12 behind the scenes secret of the Easter bunny. Are you excited about it? Holden's going to hate it and I'm going to love it. Number one, this doesn't make any sense. They might be watching Netflix

under the mask. So I want to say this has to do with people that dress up like the Easter Bunny at functions. So this is all about their weird secrets. I take it back. I don't know if I like that. They might be watching Netflix under the mask.

Has a bunny ever seemed slow to respond to your child? That's because they're high. They're smoking weed, dude. That's not because they're watching Netflix. and he or she might be in the middle of a binge watch. Jennifer Ellison, the sales and marketing manager for San Diego Kids party rentals and a bunny wrangler during the Easter season says that extended party engagements

might lead their furry foot soldiers to seek distractions while in costume. We booked the bunny by the hour, and he is often booked for multiple hour blocks. Listen to music definitely helps the time pass. I don't know how they would watch Netflix while having the mask on, but I think that you know what? I get it. And this is one of their secrets. Did you guys also know that they can't walk on wet grass? What? I could not imagine

dealing with a gaggle of children while watching Ozark. You know what I mean? It's just not going to happen. I'm not going to be able to pay attention enough to either thing to enjoy either thing. You know what I mean? Yeah, well, they can't walk on fucking wet grass holden. So bunnies that appear at private functions like backyard parties or egg hunts

have to maintain the illusion of being a character, another human in a furry costume. They wear regular shoes under those giant bunny feet, he says. If they step on wet grass and walk on cement, they'll make a human footprint.

What? Not a bunny print. Oh my God. So, I see my problem is throughout all of this. Were you guys ever terrorized by an Easter Bunny. I was definitely, like, the Zabrowski children were terrorized by the Easter Bunny. Is that why maybe some of this

fetish stuff's happening right now? Maybe it's an Easter Bunny thing. No, I was always into the little, the baby chicks and the half shell. I wasn't. And the bunny, the Easter Bunny is always creep me the fuck out. To the point that as a young,

like way too young, I, my mom had to like keep telling me that the Easter Bunny didn't exist because I was terrified of a huge rabbit coming into the house or coming anywhere near me. Because you remember in the 80s, the Easter Bunny costumes had the deadest eyes of all of the characters. Or is that just me? No, they had dead eyes.

Because, like, Santa doesn't have, like, a full face mask on, you know? I think that it's hard to not have dead eyes when they're, like, you're literally not seeing human eyes. I think number four is very interesting. We need to keep in mind, giant carrots will invite inappropriate behavior. I love the picture, too, of this buddy just happily snuggling a giant carrot against his chest. Ew, it's just, while children are amused by the oversized vegetables, the adults at the parties usually can't help making observations. Practically every visit, there's always someone saying, my, what a big carrot you have. Unbelievable.

That is sexual harassment of the, if an Easter bunny is at your house for your, for our children or at any kind of function. Are you really going to verbally sexually harass the Easter bunny? I think that people have a lot of pent-up feelings about the Easter Bunny. Jackie, you're not the only one. There's a weird horniness that I think maybe it's the fertility thing. There's a strange horniness, I think, that centers around the Easter Bunny. And chocolate, we're eating a ton of chocolate, an aphrodisiac, we're stroking ourselves. We're rubbing that bean.

Yeah, it's a lot of that. And I think that if a sexy wolf walked up to Jackie right now, and said cheat on your fucking boyfriend with me, she would do it. No, I wouldn't. Only if it was Jeff. Only if Jeff was dressed like it. If Jeff is dressed like it's been fine. I already asked and he said, no.

Okay? Jeff's Frasona is a scarecrow. Okay, so it's not going to happen. No, he's not a scarecrow. Stop. That means he's all itchy. It means I can't rub my body against his. Yeah, well, did you guys know that they can't wear dark clothing underneath?

Obviously. This list. I hate them We've actually been very polite about the list Jackie I'm actually very surprised That you guys have been so nice about this list I think that you deviously tried to give us a list

That we would shit on And we actually enjoy this list I thought this was gonna be fun facts About the actual Easter Bunny though Do you know any fun facts about the actual Easter Bunny? So wait now you're just making us do the list Tell it Where does the light go

From my eyes And where does the light go When it flies away like a bird And that's where my eyes Benoans to be calm Is it when they're blind? Kind of making us a little churchy. Yeah.

But by the way, I just want to throw this out here to you guys. Like, I don't know if you guys know this or whatever, but I think I'm going. Blah! We can't see him. We can't see him. I'm sorry. I got a little.

little, you know, I'm not going to say I didn't pour a little tequila into my spark, like water accidentally. You not only did that, you slugged on the bottle of Espinito tequila. I was like, Jackie, she was literally going to like glug, glug, glug, like a cartoon obo. It was like a cartoon train riding homeless man, the way that you were slamming that tequila. There might not be an Easter lamb, but there is an Easter fucking leader of tequila.

So I hope that the tequila has numbed you up to the frights and the horrors of these blind items. Let's get into it. Yes, a bird noise, tequila drunk Jackie. That is exactly what you should do just this. Thank you. This A-list mostly movie actor has been outspoken in his beliefs about damage done to humans by cell phone towers. Less known is his reward to people. who destroy the towers.

Is it Woody Heraldson? It's absolutely Woody Heraldson. Jackie definitely sent us a full-on link to his story about how Woody Heraldson believes this fucking stupid, fuck, idiot conspiracy that 5G network towers and 5G networks are the cause of the virus and therefore have been a slew of attacks.

People are burning down the internet towers. It's so ridiculous. So ridiculous. Birmingham, Liverpool, and Belfast have all had flame attacks on their 5G towers, which, by the way, the main thing we need right now is to be able to communicate with each other. So this is the opposite of what should be going on. Harrelson recently posted a report about the negative effects of 5G and its connection to the pandemic to his more than 2 million Instagram followers.

Thank you for doing that, Woody. Harrelson wrote, I haven't fully vetted it. I find it very interesting. And this is in regards to a report. poor claiming the 5G radiation is exacerbating the contagion spread, making it more lethal. Also, recording artists MIA is being an idiot about it and tweeting about the 5G conspiracy, and it's very annoying and stupid. But apparently he's paying people.

He's paying people to burn the towers down is what this blind item says. That can't be. It can't be true. I really hope that's not true. I haven't listened to all of last podcast has been doing the JFK assassination. for, you know, all of the conspiracy theories. They've been, like, going through all of this for, I think, like, two months at this point. And when I was talking about this with Jeff, Jeff was like, well, also his father did assassinate JFK.

So, and I didn't realize that was even, I didn't know that was a conspiracy. I know that, like, Woody Erelson's dad was a, not a vigilante, but what is I call? A mercenary. And I just, you know what? Maybe he's just all over the place. Like, father like son. Right. I love that Woody Harrelson's like, like, obviously he has many claims to fame,

but that he is currently like kind of like the face of like a fucking nonsense. Like I love true detective, but the conspiracy in through detective makes no fucking sense. And I feel like he's just like, he's like living in his own little true detective episode where it's like, have he ever asked why the signals come down from the towers? And you're like, bruh, it doesn't make any sense. No, it's out. Radio waves and things like that do not affect DNA. There's so much out there about how dumb this conspiracy is.

So if you really are listening to this and you think that this is real at all, just read anything online about how this has been debugged. Because there's a million things that have debugged it. Moving on. And I hope this doesn't make your brain turn into the guts of the world. I don't know what I'm saying. Don't make me any more corn. than I already am.

The second you start talking about guts, you're talking about egg drop soup, I'm horny in such weird ways right now. I hope this doesn't make a hairy wolf penis present itself directly in front of you in a high school gymnasium. This national news anchor, this national news anchor makes his hookups travel to him

and had special passes made for them so they can hook up with him in the temporary studio where he films. Ooh, fun. Give me a hint. Silver Fox. Anderson Cooper. 100%.

Anderson Cooper, CNN. Oh, no, but his love is real. Yeah, well, his love is fucking sealed. Well, signed and delivered, bro. Yeah, and it's his. Stevie Wonder, yeah. He's yours. Yeah, Stevie Wonder's blind, and that fits with the blind items theme.

And you know what? You're the one that's also drinking wine. All three of us decided that we have a little drink during the seven drinks. I said I was going to drink today because Lexi says I'm drinking too much. You made me do this. I don't make anyone do anything. All I do is encourage and support. Four glasses of wine.

Yeah, you have, so Molly has to. What are we going to make the mother drink alone? I know, right? She's a mother. All right, this is the last one. I love this one. I'm so happy to get to read this to you guys. This is so fun.

Okay. The guest star of the Almost Network show should have, kept their mouth shut for the sake of their own career. That being said, they were 100% right. The writing of the show is trash. And the showrunner is so busy with a million of the things that they let it spiral out of control and in nothing recognizable from what it made it popular in the first. How dare you?

How dare you? For spreading lies on our show. How dare you? And what's that show, ladies? Riverdale. And how dare you? Now do you know the guest star that talked shit. about the show.

Oh, no. The guest star, the guest star from this year? Yeah. Recently, guest star? Is it Gina Gershahn? No, it's a man. Oh, fuck. Give us a hint.

I don't, I don't have a hint. Fuck. You don't have a hint. Is he famous from the 90s? Is he a daddy age or is he a teen age? Is it Edgar Ever and Ever? No. He goes by a mister.

He goes by a mister in the show. Mr. Honey? Mr. Mistophiles? Yes, it's Mr. Mistophiles because of course they did that cat. Medical Mr. Mistophiles. It's not Chad Michael Murray though, right? It's something, no, it can't be.

His last name, the character's last name in the show is something you could do to your teeth, which would be very unfortunate. Suck. No. No. Clean. Mr. Ritt. With an ice pick, you could do this to something.

Chip. Chipping, Mr. Chipping. Mr. Chipping. Sam Whitwer. Sam Whitwer In an interview he told fans that he was not

satisfied regarding the plot arc his character got he jumped out of a window or something whoa spoiler alert but yes I wouldn't be satisfied

either that plot line sucks and he was definitely encouraged to kill himself yes he said well he was reading the tale he was like yeah right

of course of course of course he would love to jump Wilbur says that he would love to say that he had deep thoughts about the whole thing but he does not think that is the way they work over there. But then the writers of Riverdale responded on their Twitter handles.

After the interview, he published out to the world, the writers who wrote Riverdale caught wind of the comment and retaliated in a rather harsh manner. They stated, started responding to this comment on social media by the official Twitter account for the writers and said that the mystery had been solved. They added that it was because everyone wanted to push Sam out the world. window. They concluded their clapback with a short message that says stay classy and stay safe.

We, this tweet is still, by the way, this tweet is still up for all the fans to see and they look not so happy. Whoa. I mean, of course, this is, sometimes the blind items, I'm like, oh, I don't know if that's true. Of course this is true. That's a trash plot line. Whoa.

Molly, I know that it is weird because we feel like we're in a weird suspension of reality. right now, both because of the quarantine and because Riverdale has been on hiatus. So, you know, who knows what's happening and it's weird. Did they, maybe Riverdale started the quarantine of the fact that like, oh, okay, well, if you're not going to watch Riverdale and you don't have that, then you have absolutely nothing else in your life, which I don't. And they did it right. And yes, the plot line was trash.

I'm team fuck Riverdale. I'm team B stars. How dare you? I don't think it has to be an either. By the way, that's the Bland ads. I can see again. I think it can be a both. Why can't it be a both?

And I think you need to open up your heart. We were just talking about opening up our hearts. We're opening up our heart that maybe you can love both B-Stars and Riverdale because I know I do. And Molly, you might as well. If you got enough horniness, it sounds like you can like both. Yeah, I guess that's true. You are damn straight.

Well, thank you so much, Holden, for your blind items. I'm assuming you can see again. Yes, I'm able to see again or whatever. you're very upset about it, but what I'm not very upset about is I wanted to throw out a couple of quarantine thanks to everybody. Again, we just want to send our greatest thanks to everyone that is out there working for us, all the essential workers, everyone on the front lines, everyone that is doing so much to keep everyone safe. I swear to Christ, I have been in my house. I've been in my house to the point that I want to rip out my own hair, but it has nothing in comparison to what you've done. you guys have to deal with every day. And I wanted to throw out my thanks to, I don't have their

real name, but I want to say to Sauer Wensch, who hit me up, who is deemed an essential worker, even though what they are doing is not essentially an essential job right now. And they have an underlying condition. So I just wanted to say, thank you so much for doing that. I also wanted to throw out a very enthusiastic, happy fucking birthday to Emma James. Your sister hit me up and was very sad because your 24th birthday has been essentially canceled because of all this shit and you

have done so much for her and I just want to say happy fucking birthday and thank you so much for doing so much for a sibling as someone that as an older sibling that takes very much care of me. I just wanted to throw that out there

and as well my thanks goes out to Shelby Bishop who hit me up about out. Just saying thank you so much for all of our, the content that we've been putting out there. And I just wanted to say thanks. It's been a shit fuck. And also, I also wanted to throw out some solidarity because you and your sister are also growing out your eyebrows right now. And you know what? I do want to say that I think that big pluck is against us. I think that they are against us wanted to grow her eyebrows out because I will say it's not as bad as I thought it was going to be.

Hell yeah. Yeah. Maybe big pluck started the quarantine. Maybe. Plug did. Maybe 5G. I got many messages of just talk. Just after I talked about how Lex and I had Corona, just sending their love and support over that.

Just to name a couple, Tolson Austin on Instagram. Holy shit dude. I just heard the talking TV podcast that you had Corona. I'm glad you're doing okay. I hope Lexi is doing okay. Also, heart, heart. Thank you so much for that. And also, just one more from Peacebone, 96.

So amazed by your story, you should be on NPR or something for real. For real, it totally changed how I look and feel about the disease. Thank you for being so emotionally intelligent. Much love to you and Lex, which is so sweet to say. I didn't feel like I was being particularly emotionally intelligent. Yeah, but you stayed the fuck home and you did what you were supposed to do. You completely isolated yourselves. Also, Jesse Dixon, thank you so much for emailing me with information on how I could follow through with this plasma thing now that I have had it and I can follow up.

Gave me the link and everything for it. And it's like incredibly amazing of you to do that, especially because I think you're in, you like involved. I forget. But thank you again, Jesse for that. Yeah. And thank you to everybody who has, you know, all. always the tweets to us totally make our day. And we've heard from a lot of people who are working through this, who are essential workers, you know, people who work in hospitals or pharmacies or

grocery stores. And we are so, you know, thankful for the work that you do and thankful that are, you know, screaming at each other while we drink tequila and wine is even remotely helpful to the shit that you guys are going through. Hell yeah. We love you guys. Thank you so much for joining us this week on page seven. Narlie, bra! My name is Jackie Zabrowski. My name is Jackie Zabrowski. Thank you for also sitting through us singing together, but separately, this song, All-Star,

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