Page 7 - Episode 363: Property of Mr. Dumps

Episode Date: July 23, 2020

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This goes out to you Holden because apparently you don't know the song St. Elmo's Fire. And it's the most badass song of all time. That's not true, but it's pretty great. I can see the new horizon underneath the blazing sky. I'll be where the eagle's flying higher. Gonna be your man in motion. All I need is a pair of wheels. Take me where the future's lying. See? I'm obsessed with this song. I have a problem. I don't know what to do.

to do with myself. All I'm doing is listening to this song over and over again because it is the only song that I'm listening to that is not Britney Spears. And yes, it is off of my yacht rock and smooth grooves playlist with Jackie that I made on Spotify that accidentally is now six hours long. But you should follow it because it's really fucking sick. If I do say so myself, welcome to page seven. I know I didn't do St. Elmo's Fire properly, but please listen to it and just like be in your

car. I'm just like, yeah, I feel it. I just feel like I'm in a montage where I keep jumping up in the air and freezing mid-jump. My name is Jackie. My name is Holden. I know the fucking song. I just don't, I'm bad with names, okay? Also, it is a dark and stormy night?

Is it, is it Dump? Is it Mr. Dumps? Wait, wait, is my name Mr. Dumps? Are you seriously calling me Mr. Dump? I know after all these years of friendship? Like, how dare you? Mr. I'm sorry, cramps? Because he just cramps in his,

pants. I've been called Mr. Lumps. I've been called Mr. Jumps back when I was doing track and feel. I've been called Mr. Stumps back when I got my legs cut off of that thrashing machine accident. I remember that summer. But I have never been called Mr. Dumps and I do not appreciate it. Also, it is a dark and stormy night here in Queens. So you may hear some wild thunder claps. My wife is terrified right now on the couch. Are you sure it's not her butt clapping? Right. Oh my God. We definitely have been having some fun butt claps. these days in quarantine. It is heating up in here.

I'm not going to say that I'm some sort of lethario. You didn't say that. Oh my God, I can't believe you guys said at the same time. Yeah, isn't that interesting? But I am finding ways and I have my means and tonics and potions and all of these things. Ooh. It's so spooky. I hope it got picked up on the microphone because that was loud.

It's scary over here, dude. I feel like some sort of a man with a mustache that goes all the way down to the floor. And the top hat's going to show up at my door with glowing eyes. And he's going to steal my wife's breasts. Oh, my God. It's going to say Mr. Dumps. Is this a property of Mr. Dumps on the inside of that? No.

What? How absurd is this opening? What do we do on this podcast? My name is Mr. Dumps, by the way. I haven't even introduced myself. Oh, my God. I'm sorry, Molly. Mr. Dumps.

My name is Mr. Dumbet. It's also a dark stormy night in Brooklyn, but it'll be fun to see when the thunder, if the thunder is the same but delayed for Holden and I, or if it's the same, if it's in sync, it's going to be a real, I'm sure it'll be an editing pleasure for Mary, so we have a lot of rolling.

I love weather, though. Rolling thunder. In sinks back. All right. It's one of those nights where Holden and I were talking about this before we started recording that it really, one longs for like a big leisurely front porch to sit with like a mint

julep and watch the rain. I would love that. God, I miss a porch in the rain. But you both Mr. and Mr. Dumps don't get it, do they today? They're not allowed to have a porch to sit with their julep on because they're stuck with me. Old West Coast Zebro singing St. Elmo's Fire

because it's another beautiful. day in Los Angeles. Don't you worry, never a thunderstrike, never a frown over here on the best coast. That's not true. Everyone's always frowning. I mean, we're not going to jump right into talking about how much Kanye West frowns, but we are definitely going to be discussing it. Yikes. How do we not start with that? How do we not get into that from the very beginning? This is definitely we will be respectful about this, but it's absolutely paid seven fodder. Molly is in, is, is, is, I was going to say in stitches, but that would imply she was laughing right now. No, we're not laughing.

Gut hurt. That's why she became Mr. Dumps. Oh, God. Dumps and Dumps Incorporated. The gutter is leading to me being Mr. Dumps. Yeah, I got to say I'm very impressed and moved by Kim Kardashian-West's statement on Instagram. I think she actually did a really good job, and it was the statement that we need right now because everybody like, yeah, so obviously Kanye is not well.

He's obviously not been well for a long time. And I think that we're only just kind of now really like catching up, even myself included, like being like, I knew that he had not been doing well basically since his mother died. But like, I think that this is kind of the first time where the discourse around Kanye is moving from like, he's crazy to being like, oh, okay, this is actually like not something we should be pointing and laughing at, right? No, he needs help.

It is, I mean, he's openly been begging for help for a while now, but I do really appreciate Kim Kardashian, whether she wrote, I'm sure she didn't, I'm sure one of her team did, but I will say they wrote it in a very beautiful way of also explaining that when people go to the family of someone that is having, that is, that is openly having a mental, breakdown publicly, especially in this level, she's powerless. The more you try and control someone that is in a true manic state, the more you push them the way, the more they don't trust you, hence a lot of the tweets that are coming out of how he's living and get out, of how he feels that Kim Kardashian and her mother, Chris Jenner, are out to get him. And I'm sure, I imagine, of course, we're never going to know what happens behind closed doors of any family, regardless of how famous they are. But I imagine, at least what is happening here, is that being a part of a family, like the Kardashians,

you must have to follow a lot of rules. And I imagine that that doesn't help his episodes, especially when he gets off of his medication, which he has been very open about being off of his medication for a while because he doesn't trust it. And unfortunately, I've also dealt with this in my family multiple times, when you look at someone and you wish there was something you can do. But what Kim Kardashian, where she drew the line, was bringing her children into it, which is exactly what Kanye did over the weekend at his first political event. Now, I think that we should probably describe a little bit for people that hadn't seen the tweets. Now, Holden, you saw the tweets as they were coming out.

Yeah, I was saying how it's just always weird when you catch stuff like that happening in real time. I don't really follow Kanye, but obviously they were getting a lot of attention. Maybe I, no, I probably, I probably technically follow him, but I'm not like looking for the next thing from Kanye. Like that's not, you know, but it was on my feed as I was scrolling and it just kind of caught me off guard because it was, I forget which one it was, but it was not, it was definitely an unsettling tweet where I think it was like I'm in the movie Get Out or whatever, or movie Get Out's about me and everybody was that or whatever. And I was like, oh, that's weird. I was like, oh, that was only a few minutes ago. And then I saw another one. And I was like, oh, oh.

And then I went and I just could tell exactly essentially what was happening because it was just a stream of tweets, blast out. And I saw some, I think that was the article you sent me, Jackie, talked about, there was somebody with mental, with the same issues. Who was also diagnosed bipolar, yes. And they, yeah, it was also diagnosed bipolar, rather. And they were talking about how actually it's weird how social media it plays into the disease, right?

Is it a disease? Do you call it? What do you call it? A connection? Ultimately illness, but yeah, the disease implies, I believe that you can catch it. So either way, yeah, she was talking about how it actually, during a manic episode, like stuff like Twitter and Facebook and stuff. And I've seen this happen with friends of mine.

They will just take to that immediately because it's just a way to get these things out there to get people's eyes on these very intense feelings that you're having as quickly as possible. And at the end of the day, obviously it's very detrimental in that way as well to someone going through a manic episode. I think that it is like he's done this. I remember like a tweet storm that he had maybe 2013, 2014. So he's done this before. And I think that I saw a tweet that's just really, really resonating with me that's like there's so much kind of like talk about like acceptanceal ill. illness, destigmatized mental illness.

And I saw a tweet that was like, a lot of people are all down to destigmatize mental illness when it comes to like, you know, kind of like mild to moderate depression. But when it comes to, you know, delusions and like manic episodes and like, you know, the shit that Kanye is going through, there is not the readiness to like destigmatize it. There's still a total, you know, kind of like, I think people don't know how to handle it. Although something that the three of us were talking about right before we started recording is like, Are we better at talking about mental illness now, at least than we were before, like with Britney Spears being the kind of prime example? 2007, Britney Spears.

I mean, you will see, you guys listen to, hopefully if you listen to the first part of our Britney Spears series. We are now, we're going to be recording this week. The second part, which includes the 2007 breakdown. And it's very interesting to be researching 2007 and seeing the difference of how media portrays, someone that is desperately, desperately needs help. And that unfortunately, there's still a good amount of media that is making fun of Kanye. But nowhere near as much as what they did to Britney Spears. Of course, you'll hear about this ad nauseum in the next episode of pop history.

But with what they're doing with Kanye, unfortunately, there's still a good amount of people that think that it's funny, that we should be laughing at him. and this is another way to rip him down and pull him apart, which is part of the fucking problem. Yeah, right. It should be what he is saying and how he's acting should be seen as, you should feel that, oh, I feel concern for him and his health and the people around him. And I hope that he takes care of himself and someone can get him help.

But in this, in this arena, if you've been around someone, specifically I've got a lot of experience with bipolar in my family, you can't make someone with bipolar do anything they don't want to do. And you can't make Kanye, who especially who has said in the past that he sees himself as a god, you can't make him do something. And he needs to say, I need help and want to be on the medication for this. to go further. But in the meantime, he's out at now his political rallies, saying things about, saying very private things, which I know that I shouldn't come to the defense of the Kardashians.

Obviously, I believe that they want everything that they do out in the open. But what I will say about them, it does seem that they at least try to keep their kids a little bit further away from it, Even just a semblance of it. And I know it's not them. I know it's their team. But they're not as in the spotlight as the main sisters are. You know what I mean? And so for people who didn't follow the rally stuff,

what did he, like, because I followed the tweets, but I kind of missed the rally. And so what was he, what happened with the rally? Well, he talked about how, I mean, I mean, the biggest one for me was that he said it. Harriet Tubman just gave the black people she saved to go work for other white people. That she never freed the slaves. She just had them work for other white people.

Just really crazy shit. Like just really nutty shit, right? And then started breaking down in tears, talking about how he thought he was going to, at one point he considered getting an abortion and not having Northwest. And then, you know, but he didn't. These are private details. Yeah.

And then talked about, and that was in the pop. in the way of policy, because what he wanted to do was like make sure abortion was legal, but that he would try to give a financial incentive to people to have the child. Yes, see, that he said, no more plan B, plan A. And he'd thrown out there, and I believe this is off the cuff. He said, anyone who's pregnant, you have an option of $50,000 of support to take care of your child if you have the child. That's cool. And then I like that.

I mean, yeah, not against you. I mean, yeah, I'll pop up, I'll pop out. Oh, yeah. You want me to get $50,000 a kid? And then a female audience of you were asked him what he felt in the case of rape, to which he responded that Steve Jobs was adopted and it takes a village to raise a child, which is not an answer. Yeah.

And we all know in our heart of hearts he's not going to be running for the presidential race. No, it's already done, I think. I mean, he didn't get on in South Carolina. I just don't think it's even, I don't even know if it's technically possible or even if it is technically possible. I think the odds at this point is, like, absurd of whether or not he would actually be able to win. But also, if you look at the picture of him at the event and he was like, he didn't have a microphone. He had 2020 shaved into the back of his head. He's wearing a bulletproof vest.

And he kept talking about how he has 132 IQ. And he said, quote, I went to the hospital because my brain was too big for my skull. And in almost anyone else to be like, what the fuck are you talking about crazy boy? But we've watched this. And I've been saying this for years of God. Kanye is, he needs to get help. He has to get help before he hurts himself or anyone around him. It's time.

He needs to, there's something needs to happen. I don't know what their family is going to do, but I hope it works. But hey, new album on Friday, you know? The thing that I have been saying for years on this show, if you play back the tape, is that my biggest pet peeve when it comes to Kanye is people talking about him like he's a fucking idiot rather than, you know, a genius. And I, and I feel like that, a friend of mine, you know, was saying like that he was like, you know, my, my briefest brushes with the absolute most minor amounts of fame, like any amount of kind of being in the public spotlight. My friend said, was so detrimental to my mental health, you know, that it was like so hard to cope with. So take, you know, imagine how, you know, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, everything that comes with being in the spotlight and make it be that you are actually. You are actually. like an extremely sensitive and emotional, you know, poetic, musical genius. I think, I know some people, you know, people with music chops, you know, might not agree

with me. But like, I feel like there is consensus. Like, this dude is an incredibly thoughtful. Like, he is, it's not that he's a fucking idiot, right? It's that he has like a tremendous amount going on in his head. And a lot of which is brilliance. Yeah. But then there's also, you know, mental illness and it's really serious.

And like, and I just thought that was so, like, thinking about, you know, being like, you know, being, being, you know, a genius, being a black man in this. Connie often talks about how he feels like no one in the industry, you know, has, has believed in him and supported him. And of course, there's, like, grains of truth to that. But also, he's like this huge superstar. So when he says shit like that, everyone's like, what are you talking about? And so I just feel like there's so much, like I find him such, I find, I've always found him to be so empathetic. Like such an empath, like, and that changed when he started doing all of the Trump stuff. But I have been thinking about that again this last week to just being like, I really feel like this is like a guy who, it's not that he's crazy, it's not that he's dumb.

It's that he's like, he has so much like in his head and in his heart. and he just can't cope with it. And he has a lot of trauma and a lot of, you know, mental health needs that aren't, you know, being met right now. And I just feel like that is such an important part of, like, contextualizing what this is, what this week is. Right. And it has been for a while and even, yeah, through the whole weirdness

with the Trump stuff and everything. I mean, he was just saying such erratic, crazy stuff that, and he's a lot to have whatever political views he wants, but there was just this weird edge to it all. of being a little just scary. I don't know. And honestly, it was down to what I think, which is, as a viewer,

what upset me the most, I feel, was him talking about how Kim Kardashian wanted to have an abortion and that it was something that they were going to do. And that is just such a breach of trust, whether it is real or whether it is not, you do not speak of someone else's experience. because at the end of the day, even though he is the father of the child,

he is not the one that is carrying the child. And I feel personally that it is, it is the duty and it is the choice of the person that is holding a child to say whether or not if they've ever had an abortion before and how they believe in that and what they wanted to do with their child. It's not his fucking business. Yeah. That is not his, that is not his statement to make. No.

But it's the crossroads, right, of being. exciting to watch and doing crazy shit and being really good at getting the attention of the media and the attention of fans and the attention of people all over the world, fan or not fan. And as soon as that road hits the mental illness road, things can really spend under control. And that is where we got with Brittany in so many ways, where people were just there for the madness. I mean, you know, talking about the 2007 breakdown, how, I mean, how the paparazzi was like a game for them. It was this thrilling car ride adventure every single day and everything just got so dehumanized. And that's what's so funny about now. Man, celebrity's just gotten so weird this year,

right? Because then you also have the other side of things where like you're also like, go fuck yourself with the whole pandemic and everything and the Black Lives Matter movement and the way that people have poorly. Responded to that. Showed their ass, shall we say, in that stuff. So, so it's really hilarious. it's like all right everybody back off but then at the same time like also be as involved as you can yes yeah

it's it's just such a bizarre year for all this stuff but I am glad that it seems like there's more more progression and more honest looking at things and Perez Hilton go fuck yourself I just want to say for the record I know that everyone knows that

I'm so glad he went away so hard his little website dried up and he you know he made embarrassed himself into obscurity but either way he can get his penis I want to crabbed a claw that took his penis

crab it you know in a painful way weirdly similar way I did want to bring up last night I don't know if you guys were as obsessed with the movie Drop Dead Fred as I was as a child No and no in no way

it was like in the camp of Little Monsters with me I know that you love drop dead friend. Holden McNeely. You didn't like Drop Dead Fred? It's fine. It's fine. Dude, you need to watch it again. You need to watch it again.

Molly, have you seen Drop Dead Fred? I don't think I've seen Drop Dead Fred. I'm going to throw this out there. I don't even think of this hyperbole. I've seen Drop Dead Fred at least 50 times. It was one, we talk, go back, harketing back to the conversation we had a couple of weeks ago. It's one of those movies that Henry, so I texted Henry last night. I was like, Henry, Jeff's never seen Drop Dead Friday.

We're going to sit and watch Drop Dead Fred. I feel like I'm about to undo a bunch of therapy. And he's like, ooh, tell me what you think about it. And I didn't realize. All right, it's throwing this out there. Drop Dead Fred is a movie from 1992 that is Phoebe Kates and Rick Mayall, who I love from the sketch comedy show, The Young Ones. And he is her imaginary friend.

And the movie is about her imaginary friend that makes her do really bad things that comes back as an adult. And he says that she comes back because she's not happy and he can't leave until she's happy. But watching this movie as an adult, I think it's on Netflix, or on Hulu.

It blew my mind. Number one, it is dark as fuck. It is an upsetting movie and we as children should not have been allowed to see it as many times as we did. I don't think it's good. Jeff said that I had blinders on, that he said it was not a good movie,

but he agreed that it was horrifying. It's a scary movie, weirdly enough, about mental illness, where her mother is deemed as evil, which she is, and her ex-husband is deemed as evil, which he is. But the movie is also then about them trying to get her to take the pills for Drop Dead Fred to go away forever. And you watch this woman who is at first,

full adult, go through the world, talking to her delusion and blaming her delusion for doing all of these things in her life. And I was like, this movie, and I was like, oh, they should remake this as a thriller. And I was like, they don't need to. This movie is that. It is a thriller. This movie is the thriller. It's, I was very upset by, and then the end gets, really weird. You're not convincing

either of us ever to watch this movie. I never want to see this movie. I wish if a genie showed up and he said you have three wishes I'd be like, okay, a billion dollars, you know, a pool filled with gelatin, right? Jellicle. That's one of my wishes. I want to experience that. Yeah. And number three, make it so that Drop Dead Fred never existed. Wait a second, wait a second, wait a second.

So you guys both agree that if you had three wishes, you get anything you want, both of you want a pool filled with jello? I want to experience it once. Yeah, you got to. Molly? Oh, yeah. It's, I mean, obviously one of the wishes is infinity wishes, and then after that comes pool, fill with jello.

And I've thought about it. It's not tubes of jello. It has to be one solid. Like, the top of the pool is the top of, like, when you make a bowl of jello. The whole thing is smooth. and then you jump into it, the smooth top. But will it displaced properly? Like, won't it be?

I feel like it'll be like jumping into, like I feel like you'll just slide and hit your head on the side of the plane. I feel like you might die. Well, that's the thing. I think the question is if you drown, like quickstance. But if you jump into it, will it, will the jello break up properly?

Right. Or will it consume you and then you can't get out? Yeah, I mean, that's, I think that I had never heard your scenario, Jackie, that you just, that if it's very firm, you just slide to the head to the pool and crack your head. Slide, go, oh, oh, oh, and then there's just blood pooling on top of the smooth surface of jello. I'm concerned. I'm absolutely concerned, but I do want to say real quick that there's a movie called Daniel isn't real

that is essentially a thriller version of Drop Dead Fred. That is actually really fucking great until the very, very end of it. But it also stars Patrick Schwarzenegger and Miles Robbins, who is Susan Sarandon and Tim Robbins kid. Very sexy, very weird. But the ending shits the bet. Jesus. So here it is. If you move your body so that you break down inside,

so that you break down, maybe you break down the gel inside, you can theoretically swim through it or at least keep pushing yourself up to the surface just as you would with water. It's just more viscous. In reality, you'd very quickly get tired in the thick medium, sink into it

and die with your lungs full of gel out. Hell yeah. What a way to go out there. That's got to be a very upsetting way to go out. But hilarious. Choking on your own tears and jello. Obsetting for you. Very funny for whoever's reading that article in Yahoo News.

Well, then wait. What are your other wishes then, Molly? If I have three. Yeah, you got three. I mean, it's hard to ask this question now because I have a lot of different wishes now that I did when I was like 10. But when I was 10, it would be. What are your 10-year-old wishes?

I want your 10-year-old wishes. I mean, obviously, infinity wishes is a cop-out. So 10-year-old wishes would be infinity wishes, but that doesn't count. So it would be pool full of jello, probably like a pool full of money, but like in coin form, like Scrooge McDuck style. Ooh, Scrooge McDuck. And then the ability to fly, I think. Ooh, that's good.

See, I feel like why was it that we were obsessed when we were kids of jumping into pools of things that you shouldn't jump into? Because you're right, Scrooge McDuck always wanted to jump into a pile of coins. But again, that would hurt. And the same as I am a fat woman, and I've always been fat, and it's the same way that alligator, was it, you know, crocodile mile and what was the other one, Alligator Alley, the things where you jump and you slide down, I could never do because I was too fat and I would never slide and I would just hit the ground.

Were you guys into slipping slides as a kid? I've been thinking about slipping slides every day because I want one so much and I want one for my children and I don't have the yard for it, but a slip and slide is, that's probably my number. If I had three wishes right now, slip and slide would be one of them. I love slip and slides. I was not too fat to ride.

I don't think you were too fat to ride them, though. Jaggedy, you just didn't have the trajectory down maybe. Your point of entry, I feel like, it wasn't, it was more of a thud and less of a glide. A glide, yeah. You have to kind of slide into it. Are you describing a slip and slide, I don't know what alligator alley is.

Oh, so that was the one that dropped you in the little pool at the end, too. I was always jealous of that one. So when you brought it up, I could immediately remember the commercials for that. And I always wanted that. I feel like everybody's birthday party you went to, though. It was always just like a normal yellow slip and slide. Oh. No, Ali, yes, Molly.

Alligator Alley was that one. And then you slide into the alligator's mouth. Yes, that's what it was. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Got you. Yep. Yeah, I was obsessed with those commercials when I was a kid. And I didn't have a big enough yard as a kid to have one either.

And I just dreamed of a slip and slide. And then one time I went to my friend's house and she didn't have like an alligator, like a branded one. But it was just she just had a big, big ass tarp and a hill and like an industrial like Costco size bucket of dish soap. And you have to cover yourself in dish soap before you do the slip and slide. And it was everything I dreamed of. You know, sometimes you build something up when you're a kid and then you do it and you're like, ah, that's not that fun. Oh, yeah. No.

Slipp and slide is actually just as fun as I had always hoped. It's the best. And so refreshing, too, with the water and everything. Jackie, I'm sorry that you had a traumatic association with it. So this is the thing. I didn't like to be dirty as a child. So in my brain, so I remember was like, oh, you just put the dish soap all over it.

And I went to one one time that was down a hill. And it was just like a big tarp and a bunch of dish soap. And people were throwing themselves down. My forehead is coming out. I don't know if you can hear that a little bit. The second I started talking about a slip and slipper. slide. My Florida accent comes out a little bit. It seems as whenever I start talking about mudden.

When I'm talking about mudden, oh my God, you can have so much fun, you go mudden. But anyway, you put out the tarp and you with a dish soap, but then you're so sticky. And I would watch everyone be so sticky. And I was like, I can't be that sticky. I just didn't like to be dirty as a child, so I would watch everyone do it. I'm definitely more of a watcher of everyone having their experiences than a doer of the experience unless the experience includes booze. You know, you give me booze. I'll get on the bull in front of everybody, even though they don't want the fat woman on the bull because they try to

buck you off even harder because they're not a hot girl. And I swear to God, every bucking bull I've ever been on, they tried to, ooh, they tried, but they don't understand how strong my thighs are. Your thighs are. I can fucking grip, dude. You go ahead and try to buck me off this thing. Dude. But other than that, you are right. I think it was my trajectory. You're right. My third wish is Jackie just made me realize

as a mechanical. I've never ridden a mechanical bull, but I've always wanted to because I like rides. I think it looks fun. So mechanical bull surrounded by a slip and slide material. And then when you get launched off, you can just launch right into a slip and slide. I love it.

I love it. I will say though, Jackie, last time I saw you try to ride a mechanical bull, they had to reprimand you because they were said, Stop trying to sit on the horns. The horns are decorative. They're not there for you to gain some sort of... That's why I like to sit, though.

I like it when the horns are inside of me. Ma'am, can you please get off the horns? There is, for some reason, there are children in this 21 and up bar. I don't know why. I don't know how. I think they were born here. And they should have been left here. But still, do not sit on the horns, ma'am.

I say, oh, is a slip and slide down there? Is it a slip inside right here? point out my screen. You're talking about slimmed slides. This is a mechanical bull ride. I think you're referencing a podcast that you're currently on while also in this fake scenario

being in a bar. Yeah, thank you, country, Jim. Now, the only thing that the problem is with that, Molly, is that I've been on bulls where they have a huge, like, blow-up arena around it. But you have to remember, just like when you have your pool toys, there are the lips and the edges of plastic

that are along it. The last time I went on, I got bucked off of a mechanical bull. One of those just hit me right in like the eye. And so then my eye was all red for a while. Wait, how many times have you been on a mechanical bowl? A lot. Good question.

Wait, under five or over five? Over five. Really? I have never been on a mechanical bowl. You haven't held them? Not only have I never been on a mechanical bowl. I was maybe in a, establishment that had a mechanical bull maybe once I think

wow no see the last time I went on a mechanical bull this might be one of the most Florida stories I've ever told last time I was on the mechanical bull it was because it was 50 cent goldschlager night and the bar that is close by my parents house in Florida so if you're drinking 50 cent gold schlager night yeah that's the night you get on the mechanical bull and baby baby do you throw up gold schlager. Goldschlager's a rough one to throw up. So they don't tell you. They don't remind you that it's got the bits of gold in it, but I will say I did feel like a superstar as they

puked up those gold flakes all over my mother's bathroom. Oh my God, I want to do it. So this is now my number one post-pandemic wish. I want to go to a bar with you, Jackie, get so drunk on Golchlogger that we puke gold. But before that, we ride the mechanical bowl. I think, see, we could get this figured out because it just makes me think of John Travolta when we did this, when the pop history episode on John Travolta where he had a mechanical, mechanical bull installed in front of his house so that he could get really good at riding the bull like he does in urban cowboy. And also, low key, one of my dreams as well, Molly, is having an estate that has a mechanical bull on it. Wow. So my kids know how to rough ride.

What? It's for your kids? Yeah. That's good. Teach them young. Strap them on there. I'll get a little kitty chair on top so that they won't get hurt. We'll do it slow.

I want laser tag. We're going back to our, yeah, to our kind of like ultimate recreation conversation that we had months ago, maybe even years ago at this point. And my dream of a bar with like a slide and a ball pool. But yeah, laser tag. If I had an estate, you know, first comes laser tag, ball. ball pool, big climbing structure with a lot of slides and stuff. I would put mechanical bold maybe at number like six, but it wouldn't be on my top in my top five. Oh, yeah, no, it's on top five.

You know, one of them is like, you know, many different kinds of swings. I love swings. So any kind of swing that I could get on there is definitely one through 10. I need every kind of swing. Oh, especially the ones where you just have the little bar in front of you. I love those last time I was on one of those rides. It was on Mushrooms at Disneyland with Edward Larson. And we were on one of those swing rides where they swing you high up in the air

and you're just in the little chair with the little bar in front of you. So it's like you feel like you should have way more protection. Yeah. Yeah, you're all loosey goosey. Oh, man, it was playing some sort of Fantasia song and I cried through the entire ride. In a good way. You know, I just had a realization because I know that they love like, especially Eddie, like, loves to eat hallucinogensics and go to a place like an amusement park.

But I'm starting to realize why I actually don't love that. As much as I love the thrill of the roller coasters on mushrooms, it's all the, like, wholesome, weird family people you have to deal with all day. And those are the last, the last people I want to be around is like a corny dad when I'm to the gills on mushrooms. But we're also, like, I'm talking like on a Tuesday in January. It's like we weren't like there in the middle of the sun. or we were on there on a day with it. And also it wasn't like we were eating so much.

And I was like, my hands are the hot dogs now. Right. Right. And then you ate your fingers off. That day that you ate your fingers off. And that's why you have this plastic fingers. Ah, my fingers just fell off. I think that probably if I could choose like one of my earliest memories with like

amorphous like murder fist slash now last podcast crew of like you two and Henry and Eddie, it is like one of my earliest memories where I was like, I love these people. It was you all talking about how much you love to do mushrooms and go to Disney World. I was like, that is, these are, these are, I've never done anything even close to that, but these are my people. If this is what they like to do for fun, I will follow them to the ends of the earth. I will also say, we do this when there is, we have a sober Sally with us. We don't, we never drive when we're on a hallucinogenics. We, you know, we go. And that and also by the end of the they're already gone.

You know, you just want to go to sleep in the car. But I did want to throw that out there. We're not like, you know, driving any machinery or trying to ship any cocaine coffee beans through Milan. I need to bring the story up. I need to bring the story up. I don't know why I love this story so much. It's not usually the kind of think we talk about it here.

Not a celebrity story at all. I thought it was. So funny. Technically pop culture because... John Wick. John Wick. So there are... All right.

All right, guys, go with me on this. Right? Coffee beans. So apparently, according to this story, Colombia... Webster's Dictionary defines the coffee bean. You bad. No, according to this article,

Columbia's number two export is coffee. It's number one export is cocaine. And apparently... Colombia, someone in Colombia, I'm assuming some sort of gangmen, was sending cocaine into Italy and sending it. But where did they put the cocaine? They had stuffed it inside of coffee beans. A baby. Oh, a coffee bean.

No, not babies. No, this is actually almost a wholesome story, minus all the cocaine. And when it was going through Milan and inside of the coffee beans, they realized, that there was something wrong because the person that it was addressed to was actually the bad guy from the John Witt movies named Santino de Antonio. And the guy that was like it was going to a tobacco shop in Florence and the person that saw it in Milan was like, wait a second. This is the bad guy from John Wick chapter two. This isn't a real person. And so they opened it up and found the coffee.

beans injected with a bunch of co-giene. And then I said, made a joke in the page 7 email, what a way to wake you up, huh? I just, no, that's a bored to wake up, huh? Cannot believe that a person caught that John Wick reference. I know people love John Wick, but I just want to tip my hat to the NARC who was like, wait a minute, that is a character in John Wick, too. There must be cocaine in these coffee beans.

That is a good, good call. But at the same time, too, you just got, I mean, I'm sure people do it all the time and get away with it. But, man, all you had to do was use a weird name that no one knows. It's not referencing anything. Oh, you had to do it's your only job. Yep. Unbelievable. You know, that is, but he screwed up that day.

And I'm going to go ahead and imagine that it was a mistake he'll never make again. I'll say that the nice way. I imagine it's a mistake they will never make ever again. I just thought it was kind of fun because also I really love John Wick and if you haven't watched John Wick you really probably should. I know. People are so people watch John Wick and then they all they just want to talk about John Wick. I love it.

It's such a good, great movie, especially if you, Molly, are just trying to get away from it all. You know what I mean? Always. Be a gal about the town. They can't leave her apart. Trying to do both of those things. It's perfect escapism as long as you are a completely. cool with gun violence.

And sad stories about dogs. I don't want to watch it because I know what happens to the dog. I don't need that in my life. But that's motivational. Yeah. That's why it's so great. It's because it really is. And he's just like, well, fuck you.

You mess with the wrong person's dog. But I will say, spoiler alert, there's more happy dog things that happen throughout the series. Okay. Because. Yeah, his sidekick becomes a dog. Doggers, McDougolelson. joins him on the one-hurming. I wish I had a little sidekick dog.

I'm like, I can watch Bruchurch, which begins with like the horrific portrayal of parents finding out that their child was killed, even though I don't know if I could watch that now. But I watched it before having kids. Mid-Summer. And I was like, yeah, this is really hard to watch, but it's worth it for watching David Tennant.

And that amazing, what's her name, Olivia Wilde from, you know, No, she won that anyway. The director of Booksmart? She, I'm gonna find it. Anyway, Broadchurch is very good. And I was like, yeah, this is really upsetting, but it's worth, it's worth it because the series is good. But when it comes to violence against animals, I feel like don't even make me think about it.

I don't even want to hear about it. Olivia Coleman. I understand. Olivia Coleman. Before I get into my celebrity conspiracy, do we want to really quickly just talk about it? how thirsty Jackie's been lately and just really quickly talk about daddy Zach Efron and how thirsty she is. And I love that you had to sit through an entire PC build video just a thirst over Henry Cavill. I love how nerdy he is. I love that he posted somehow made a building my PC from

scratch video sexy. I love that he was somehow able to accomplish that for the ladies out there. And whoever wants that. You are completely. Exactly correct. Sex on that. We must discuss. Dix? We must discuss. We must discuss.

We must. Dix discuss. We must ingest that penis. We must ingest that penis. Zach Efron looks great. Good God, Jackie. Wow, he looks. Oh, are you scared of the word penis?

But here's the thing about Zach Ephron. I think that we are stretching, if Zach Ephron is a daddy, then daddy has no meaning. The dude is younger. than me. He's younger than both of us. He says, but did you look at the picture, Molly? I saw the picture. He just is a little bit softer around the edges than he was before. He looks great, but is he a daddy if he's younger than us? And more hair. And more hair. And more hair. I think that means he's a Zaddy. I thought a Zaddy was a granddaddy. No, he's a baddie. He's a baby daddy. He's a little

baby daddy. And it's true. And by the way, Zach Efron, little thing, he has a physical deformity. His his feet are actually look and are the size of little baby feet. I think it's cute. Either way, Zach Efron is fairly a daddy now and look up those picks and watch the Netflix show if you were trying to flick that bean

until that bean throbbed so hard you feel like aliens living on that. I am throbbing, man. I can feel my fucking tentapus just large and in charge. And check out Henry Cavils fixing building a gaming PC video that he posts on his Instagram, if you want to rub on a pillow so much that the pillow literally explodes from the friction, as has happened to Jackie. Don't even support friction in front of me.

Mama Mia, here I come again. Just bird feathers all over her bedroom. It's a terrible sight. I say, you got to be soup in me. Yes, I have transferred it into. stupid me these days, Jackie? What? The fact that

Lindsay Lohan's twin was murder. Whoa. Inside of the womb or outside of the womb. This would have to have definitely happened after parent trap.

Because there's no way, right, that she could have done both those parts, right? Is this because of what Dennis Quaid said while they were doing their Zoom reread of the parent trap this week? I did not. What did he say?

Oh my God, is this before that that they said this? So they did a Zoom reading of the parent trap for the anniversary of the parent trap. And Randy Quaid, Randy Quaid, Dennis Quaid had said to Lindsay Lohan, like, I really thought you had a twin. You know, that British accent was just so good. I just assumed you actually had a twin. Had a British twin.

Whoa. Okay. Oh, okay. Well, we don't need to go that far. That's so crazy. Did you say that? Because back in 1998, a movie called The Parenthrap

officially launched Lindsay Lohan's career due to her amazing performance of not one but two little girls. But was it maybe a little too amazing, as Dennis Quaid also speculated? Apparently, Lindsay had a twin named Kelsey Morgan Lohan that acted across from her in the movie. However, only Lindsay was credited for the role.

Why? One theory speculates that Kelsey was murdered by Disney just before the release of the parent trap, but the reason is either unknown or shoddy at best. Lindsay, the speculation is that Lindsay was the better actress. I get it. This is what one blogger said. They thought Lindsay had so much more potential.

They wanted her to shine, but Lindsay could never really show her true talent with Kelsey around. So Disney had Kelsey murdered. Disney made the proper changes to the movie, took Kelsey completely out of the picture, and gave all the credit to Lindsay. Oh my God. Talking about winning a popularity contest, unbelievable, mean girls.

Popularity contest of their lives. Pretty mean girls of Disney to slice a little girl's throat over and just saved the career of another. But whatever, I guess I heard crazy things. The other theory states that the twin died in a car crash and Disney felt it would be too much of a bummer to put out the movie that way. So the family got a bunch of hush money

and Lindsay's twins' memory was all but removed from the face of the earth forever. That theory I would definitely go with a lot faster than the other theory for sure. I would throw it out there. Can you imagine how fucking great Disney Hush Money is? I'd do anything for Disney Hush money. Dude.

Ooh. I would fucking... Kill an 11th. seven-year-old for it. Yeah, I'd grab an orphan and throw it against the wall. If she wasn't that good of an actress, Molly, is it a loss? Of course it's a loss. I think that that is fun.

They look the same. They act the same. You just need one of them. You don't need to. Yeah, we saw what happened to famous twins with the Olsons. It's not good to have famous twins. You're right. You're completely right.

It sucks. And it's completely fucked. And that's why the Joker died. It's why you got to get rid of that 11-year-old. I believe it. Now, I wonder if maybe they didn't properly kill Kelsey. And this is part of the problem of why Lilo is so ripped apart in the media. Maybe it's actually an evil twin that is doing a lot.

Maybe she got that hush money to go away forever. But that is the evil twin that is in, like, Dubai, you know. Yeah, doing the reality show. assaulting a family and things like that. Maybe it's her evil twin. I love that. And there's a couple other interesting little things going on here. So one of the big reasons why people feel this way is that they felt that technology was not strong enough at the time to realistically have Lindsay as the two girls in the film interacting with each other the way that they do.

What are you talking about? They're just talking to each other. They are obviously, you can see, you can almost see the line of them overlaying the. footage over. Well, okay, but please continue, yes. Another piece of evidence, Jacqueline Randolph Zabrowski. Ah, don't, you never say my middle name. Is that Lindsay's lifelong familial issues and drug problems are attributed to folks

thinking that the dead twin was really what sparked it all, was that that was the beginning of the end, why she went off the rails, all right? But also, finally, in 2007, Lindsay Lohan starred in a film called, Jackie, do you know what movie I'm referencing? Is it I know who killed me? About a woman chasing her lost murdered twin. Whoa.

She also checked herself into rehab for the first time during the shoot. Some attributed this to the fact that the subject matter was hitting too close home, causing a mental breakdown. She definitely hasn't dead fucking twice. I can't agree with you more. Oh my God. Thank you.

You've just blown my life up. You are so right. I can't because no wonder the movie was so good. She knew from personal experience. Yes. Yeah, I wasn't going to believe until you brought in I know who killed me, which is my favorite movie. And so now I have to believe.

Yes. Wow. And X-Files. Thank you. Then I don't even have to ask you, ladies, the question. She fucking already answered the fucking question. Wow. Holden.

Yeah. You can't know who killed me without having it. How do you get the real facts? And also, we know that no other child. child stars ever got fucked up. So it had to have been that she had a twin who was killed and not everything else about being a child star. You're right.

Indeed. It's probably what happened with Britney Spears too. But we, you know, again, you'll hear about that later on this week. You'll hear about that later on this week. So there you go. I think I'm done, which I think that means... It is time for the list, but the thing is, wait, wait, wait, wait, before you sing it.

Don't you sing it. Don't you sing it. I have one more thing to say. What if... We're talking about... I know who killed me. What if Lindsay Lohan killed her twin sister and that it was part of like this,

this contract that she had with Disney for them to also cover it up so that no one would ever know about it? I feel like we're not talking about that possibility. We're not talking about it. I feel like her twin sister is, I think she's kept in a box, fed insects to live, and they pull her out every now and again for photo ops

when Lindsay can't make her. Because listen, they are like very close in age to the Ols and there can only be one twin emperor. You're right. Highlander rules, man. There can be only one. The Olsons had it. And so they couldn't compete with that.

And so they had to kill one. You're right. You're right. Also, the kid from Toll Time, the pretty one, he's got snakes for fingers. But we'll get to that later. Okay. Are you talking about Jonathan Taylor Thomas?

Fuck you. He's so much more than that. And the show is called home improvement. The kid from tool time. for the list. Unbelievable. Oh. Who's on the list? Jackie!

Gotta have that list. 24 famous characters actors wish they'd never play. Oh, that's fun. Dun, dun, done. Yes, we are starting with Kate Winslet as Rose in Titanic. Why did she hate it?

She said Winslet says she's mortified by her performance in the iconic role. especially her American accent. She says, oh my God, I can't listen to it. It's awful. That's what she says in my very good British accent. Oh, my Lord! Oh, my God, out of the ocean, more like shit on my stick.

I took a lift and I found me, my nephew, uncle. And I said, eh, I can't think of any other British slang words. So either way, but that was what she said. Everyone says that I was hogging the day. door and the jack could have been on the door, but they don't understand how much door I needed not to, not to drown in the water. You fucking right, girl. It's almost southern and Australian, sort of at the same time was what that was.

Speaking of Zach Ephron, Zach Afron doesn't enjoy his character of Troy in high school musical. Why did he hate it? Ephron is definitely not a fan. He says, I step back and look at myself and I still want to kick that guy's ass sometimes. Like, fuck that guy. And I think that we've talked about this before. I've never seen high school musical. I was like just a little too old to watch it.

Same. Yeah. Same. I feel like I need to watch it now because I've been really revisiting a lot on Disney Plus. And who knows? I've heard a lot of people tell me that I should watch it. I like dumb fuck movies. I'm not above it. I just never got to it.

You know what I mean? I mean, it's got to be a phenomenon for a reason, right? Yeah. Of course. But this being of phenomenon, to some. The actor Sting, do you know how to say

the name Holden from Dune? Fade Routha? Fad Aerea. You can't even say it unless you have two tongues, Jackie. Everybody knows that. He says he had doubts from the beginning,

but thought director David Lynch could pull it off. He says, I should have trusted my instincts. I thought he was great in Dune, but I also enjoyed the movie Dune,

but we don't need to go down that road right now. How is reading it going, Holden? Reading, Dune. I'm reading the third book, Children of Dune. It's slow going, but I do quite enjoy it. It is very enjoyable.

My problem is, I just don't have enough hours of the day. I have so many things I want to watch and read. And I was even trying to fit some reading time in before this. It's ridiculous. I mean, why can't a man have a million hours? You're right. You're right, man. That's why the time Turner was invented in the world of Unibaldah.

But we don't have that here. But what we do have is Sharon Stone as Catherine in Basic Instinct. This kind of like put me in an upset. This is a very bad reason. I mean, it's a good and sad reason that she doesn't like this role. Because I love the movie Basic Instinct, but she said she didn't consent to the flash scene and says she had been told to remove her panties

because the white was messing up the shot. So that scene, which is an iconic scene, she didn't realize was going to be used in the movie. That's so fucking. That's incredibly fun, dog. Yeah. I mean, shouldn't they have put like a Merkin or something in there, right? And that's like the thing she's known for the most.

That's, I would be so fucking pissed. Yeah, man. Pussy's shot, bra. I'm skipping down a little bit because I think of this is kind of fun. Arnold Schwarzenegger, which of all of the things that he's done, apparently doesn't alike his role. in Red Sonia as Caledore. He says the movie is so bad.

He uses it to punish his kids. They get sent to their rooms to watch it when they misbehave. God, I wish I was in a movie that was that bad so that I could force my children to watch it someday. Now, Molly, as the only one with children, would you do it to this day? That's fun. I think that's a fun.

I like the idea of having like a punishment that's inherently like laughable and ridiculous, but still executing it when you're really mad, being like, you should not talk to me that way. Go watch the fucked movie that I made in the 80s. It's bad. And think about what you've done. I know it's funny, but I'm not laughing right now.

Oh, I'm skipping down too. Ewan McGregor, as Frank Churchill and Emma, I'm sad that he didn't like it. But he says, because I thought, as someone that was a, who I guess the word is Stan. I had so many, oh, God, I had you and McGregor everywhere in my room. and he apparently hated it. McGregor took the role to try something different,

and he regrets it. He hates his acting in it and says he had to wear the world's worst wig. I thought he was kind of sexy in it, but I also enjoyed that he was like, I like his more effeminate side for sure, until I watched, oh, Dr. Sleep. Dr. Sleep is great, by the way,

if you guys haven't seen it yet. It's delightful. This list is amazing because it's like, there's like all these people who are like oh I've been in a million things and there's this one movie that I didn't like and then there's just like people like uh you know Zach Efron who's literally only famous because of high school musical I mean now he's done more than that or like Robert Pattinson being like Twilight Milley Cyrus like the people who hate the thing that made them famous totally legit to hate the thing that made you famous but it's like yeah it's very different than Will Smith being like, I only don't like myself and after Earth. Everything else I did is fantastic. Yes, everything else is perfect, which we know when it comes to Will Smith, that that's not true. But I do think it's kind of fun that George Clooney, which I will throw this out there. I enjoy Batman and Robin. Probably not for the way that Batman and Robin is supposed to be enjoyed,

but I still enjoy Batman and Robin. But apparently George Clooney keeps a photo of himself as Batman in his office to remind himself not to make decisions based on commercial gain, which... I do also like that they included the nipple on Batman's costume in the picture. Have to include the nipple. If we're talking Clooney, Batman, baby, I think that's part of the reason why I liked it so much.

Give me a little bit of nipple. I need to sense what kind of shug that we get to see in the after Batman hours. Oh, man. The late 90s were a great time to have a crush on George Clooney. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I miss that.

And speaking of... Herobota, Alia, Daniel Radcliffe, but only I think this is interesting, that he only just likes his acting in Harry Potter, the Half Blood Prince. He says he hates his performance in that one. It says watching it is like watching a mistake you made every day for 11 months. I'm sure at that point, too, right in the middle,

he has been going, you imagine, in this huge part. Also, I find it interesting, because Carrie Fisher is on here, who also said that she didn't like being Princess Leia, because she said she never wanted to be that famous. But I'm sure that has to do a lot with having a very famous mother as well. But can you imagine having to go through puberty

and go through all of this and be so exhausted? By the time you hit the fifth movie, do you want to fucking do it anymore? Right. Or I apologize. Half-blood Prince. Is that five or six, Holden? I don't know.

And it's actually totally fair for the, especially the people who were in, like, Robert Pattinson and Miley Cyrus to hate the things that made them famous because they were young. Because, of course, like, how can you, like, how can you be in your 30s and then look back at the thing that made you famous when you were, like, 17 and not be like, ugh. You know, like, of course you're going to be embarrassed. Right. I even look at my glasses choice from when I was 17. I'm like, girl, wireframes were never good on you. Tiny wire frames. Think again, Jackie.

But that's my list for this week, Holden McNeely. It's a sixth movie in the series. I know it's a sixth. I said it, but I said it quiet. I looked it up, but now I can't even see the screen. Oh, no. As long as it's in my fucking dumb-ass eyes are failing again like they do every single week

at exactly an hour into the podcast. What the fuck is that? What's going to happen? Why is it doing that to me? Why does God curse me with this warren disaffliction? Talk about easy. Blind! I know!

Oh, we can't see them! Prepare to be destroyed and wrecked by the things that I'm about to say to you in secret. I love being both destroyed and wrecked, so perfect. So here we go. It's a bunch of fucking snow blow this week, guys. I don't even know what that means, but this is the last. He means cocaine. I'm on my third white wall, and I'm feeling.

in it. Yes, the A-plus list mostly movie actor has hooked up with his A-list mostly movie actress X within the past two weeks. Shucker! Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston.

Yeah! Really? How did you know, Jackie? We are the world. How did you know, Jackie? We are the children. I just kind of guess, I feel like it was either that or

Demi Moore and Bruce Willis because I know that they've been quarantining together, even though they're not together. And I don't know if you would call them A-list anymore. I think they're still both A-list, right? Dude, I bet they're 69 and every other Tuesday, you know. Watch it. Dead eyes and all. I say good for them. Go for her.

Go for him. Get it, get it, as long as you're both happy. Divorce proceedings initially filed back in 2006 have been, quote, slowed down due to COVID, according to an anonymous source. In the past two weeks, Brad has been spotted at Angelina's mansion in Los Feliz, Mama. I said Jennifer Aniston. Oh, yeah, Jolie. My bad. Whoa, Angelina Jolie.

Oh, girl. No, this is bad. See, I'm against this. If it was Jennifer Anderson and Brad Pitt, I'm all for it. But no, they shouldn't be together. This is not good. You don't want the Joe Pit. What do we call them?

Nbrad. I think it's Brangelina. Brangelina, please. I like Pitley. Okay. You don't like when Pitley fuck on each other and suck at each other. It makes me want to fucking find a nightclub to die in. They're both so pretty.

Angelina is so much interestingly hot compared to, and I, this sounds so mean to Jennifer Anderson, but Jennifer Anderson is just like, I get it. hot and Angelina Jolie is like, why are you so weird? You know, so I just, I just can't help but root for her to have sex with Brad Pitt. Jennifer Anderson's like, I'm hot. And then Angelina Jolie is like, I'm hot. Yeah, exactly. Yes.

Holden gets it. Yes, very much so. But I'm into both. But yes, I understand. I'm hot. You know what it is, though? It's Tomb Raider for me. And I don't know anything and or care about video games, but man.

I'm attracted to the cartoon Tomb Raider I'm attracted to Angelina Joe Leah's Tomb Raider I know that people were upset because it's like wasn't what the game is or something I don't know she's just hot in it so hot it's the cargo shorts wow well I wonder if you'll find this to be the utility not please this is a bad one oh no oh the thing is the permanent

a list singer won't even use the trademark she won She just wanted to destroy the life of someone and make sure they couldn't use the trademark they had been using for years. Is it Lady Antebellum and Lady A? It is not. It is a different trademark case that we have talked about on this podcast. Big Big Big deal singer. Big deal singer. Everybody loves her and her fans are mean.

Oh, Beyonce. Oh, because of Blue Ivy. Yes. I'm on, I see, I don't agree. I don't agree with that. I don't agree with that. The woman had the name of her. Again, we've said this before.

You look it up first. And like, if that is what you're going to name your kid, name your kid that. Then you don't need to worry about anything. But why go after someone that already had, isn't it like a, it's like a wedding planning place, right? And the trademark trial and appeal board sided with Bay and against the Massachusetts wedding planner, Blue Ivy Events. Liberty's! Oh, let them.

live. What do you care if there is blue ivy? They're not, no one's going to be like, oh, that blue ivy, I meant to be contacting Blue Ivy Carter, not Blue Ivy wedding planning. Between last week's Lady Antebellum discussion and this week's Blue Ivy discussion, I am just so over this shit. It is so dumb, but I wanted to bring it up just to give a news update as we had talked about in the past, and it was a blind item. So, there you go. You got your finger on the pulse, Holden. You are, you break news here. You feel our throb.

Yeah. There it is. Feeling the throb, I guess is what I'm doing. Yeah, I guess something's pulsing that I'm feeling. Either way, here's the third and final blind item this week for your fucking horrific, wondrous brain to conceive. This married A-list talk show host couldn't wait to be able to go back to work so he could hook up again with a new staffer he hired back.

in December who was hired because she was having sex with the host. Interesting how that works. Carson Daily. No, Carson Daily, late night. Oh, late night, sorry. I think that show's done. I don't think he does that show anymore. I mean, that technically is a late night show anymore.

I don't even think he does it anymore. I'm assuming, is it Jimmy Kimmel? No, wow. I would just definitely assume the right answer here over Jimmy Kimmel. Is it Jimmy Fallon? Reasonable. A good rap sheet. Yeah.

Yes. Jimmy found so known to be like a cheater that drinks too much. I apologize. You're completely right. I know Jimmy Kimball's thought. In my head, I was just going through the late night host. I don't think Jimmy Kimmel would ever do that. That does make more sense. And especially everyone says that he has a, you know, he has issues with family life. But that does, it does always make me sad. You know, that sucks. Jimmy was back in 30 Rock Studios last Monday, the first of the late night hosts to return to the studio. His first guest, Governor Anthony Cuomo, by the way. A very fascinating situation.

Well, you know, as someone that I'm not usually, I don't usually watch him anyway. You know, I watch the clips when I got to watch the clips. But he shouldn't do that because your children are beautiful and your wife is amazing. And if you want to do that, then fucking leave. Grow a pair and leave, you bastard. But that's me. Yeah. Jimmy Fallon.

More like Jimmy Fallon. Yeah, you're making fouls. Foul man You're evil man Late night with Jimmy Fowl man Fowl man Yes Fowl man

Welcome back to the seeing world Also if you can see it I did just look up a picture Apparently Lizzo just put out Pictures of her in this beautiful new green hair That she has That is just this glittering

Beautiful ray of sunshine That goddamn I want to look Like a mermaid Also shout out to Thank you Menage's pregnancy photos. Yes, please. Thank you. I know we don't have to have to talk about it, but damn, she looked good.

Please. Oh, my God. Those pictures look so good. She looked real good. She looked real good. I know that we talked about this last week, but hopefully you're doing okay and that this is all great and that you are feeling positive about your. I know that she really wanted to have children, too.

So congratulations. And that is it for our show today. Thank you guys so much for joining us. We went all across the board. Hopefully Kanye will get the help and decide that he needs the help that he should be getting. But on that note, my name is Jackie Trabowski. Listen to the song St. Elmo's Fire.

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And I do want to say if you go over to our Patreon page, You can vote on the next book that I will be doing And yes, I have gotten it down to either doing my own version of Twilight or 50 Shades of Grey. And so I've gotten a lot of great feedback. A lot of people think I should start at the beginning and go from there.

I know nothing. I've never seen it. I know like, you know, like very, very, very little. So you will be listening to me go through it with complete open eyes, never read either series, never seen either movies. That's going to be so good. So I'm excited about my new journeys.

And it will start next week because we're closing out, thank Christ, on Rebel City of Injra, the story of Lex and Livia by the Jenner Girls, which hours, many, many, this has been months, and nothing happens in the book. But we've been having fun. My peeps, if people say peeps, this goes out to you guys, the ones that have been sticking with me through Rebel City of Vindra, the story of Lex and Lille. Olivia. We love you guys. Jackie Zabrowski. You follow me on Instagram at Jack That That Worm and we will talk to you guys soon. I love you so much. Check out pop history.

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