Page 7 - Episode 93: Escalate like an Elevator

Episode Date: May 10, 2015

The JayBe breakup continues with two power couple staying in separate hotels and Jackie and Molly stir up some outrage about the new Giver movie. Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Chugga, checka, checka, checka, checka, oh, oh, it's the fucking gossip train coming through the goddamn station. My name is Jackie Zabrowski. My name is not like that. I'm Marcus Park. And we've stopped. We stopped at the station.

Oh, we've arrived. Yeah, we've arrived. Kipsi. Oh, Kipsi. Keep going, get back on the train. Keep going. Oh, we're supposed to be in New York City. Yeah, man.

Gossip train ain't stopping. of a kipsy. No, next stop. Queen's Yeah, baby! That was a stop. That was a stop. Well, we're here.

We've arrived. We are, the gossip train has arrived here in Queens, New York. Hell yeah, baby, Queen New York. And green's a maid. And those dreams are almost over. No, don't.

Don't. Don't. Seems like Jay-Z and Beyonce are staying not only in separate hotel rooms, but separate hotels altogether. So this is in the city? No, they're on tour right now. That's what makes all this so goddamn difficult. Oh, it's so hard. Yeah, their tour is all like, we're in love tour.

And it's called Mrs. Carter, right? I think so. It's called On the Run. On the Run. There's a documentary coming out about it that I will watch. Oh, yeah. Oh my God, is it going to document their marriage? Oh, God, I hope not.

Well, it's going to be on HBO. Like, in like a month. September. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. So apparently the concert promoter, four lawyers and HBO all had a meeting with Jay and Bay at one of the stops on their tour to talk about all this shit. What are they going to do? What are the problems?

Apparently, J.C. too controlling. And Bay ain't having none of it. Yeah, that sounds right. Cheers on. Woman. I haven't seen, have you seen the documentary of Beyonce on HBO? No, but I was just thinking like the other day, I really have to see that.

I have to see, I hear it's wonderful. Holden McNeeling from the Roundtable of Gentleman, watched it and greatly enjoyed it. Which I thought, I think is interesting. That is very interesting. I think it's interesting. I like to imagine being a fly on the wall watching Holden enjoy the Beyonce documentary. And then he like stops and like fucking jerks off and then he plays it again. Zizzos.

Going, ooh. Well, they had a clip up on HBO of one of her shows, one of Beyonce's shows, of her singing one of her newer songs. And Doug and I watched it. Doug played it.

I was like, why are you playing this? And he's like, I just want to see her perform. And it was, I mean, it's awesome because it's just a bunch of women that look just like her. That all dance just like her. They're good dancers. And it's pretty, I mean, it's very hypnotic.

Yeah. And we talked about whether Gilles Lips Sinks or not. I don't think she lipsinks on the actual tours. Probably not. Because you could definitely hear flaws. Not many, but a few flaws because she's fucking dancing her ass off and that's okay. But, you know, I think

it's interesting that they're really plugging it on H. Frio Co. They are. Yeah. Well, it may not work out. In fact, some people say they may not even make it to San Francisco and they're definitely not sure that they're going to make it to Paris which is when the last show was scheduled.

They have to because they're going to let down all of their fans. And also, here's the thing, right? Like, granted, I think we were just talking about how any time a relationship says, like, we'll take a break, it usually doesn't actually mean anything except, like, we'll break up later. Yeah. But if you are husband and wife and you're working together, like, every day, maybe, I mean, separate hotel buildings is bad. I'm like, maybe you want some distance.

Maybe you're like, I need some me time. and it's not necessarily leading to a divorce. That is true because I'm sure when you're on tour, you want some fucking alone time, whether you're with your husband or not. Yeah, right? It's exhausting. Yeah.

Well, Live Nation HBO wanted to put out a statement, but Bay and Jay couldn't agree on what that statement should be. A statement about why they're staying in. Yeah, a statement about just what's going on right now. What's happening behind the scenes. Oh, they can't even agree on that. No. And said that Jay-Z doesn't want Beyonce sitting down with Barbara Walters or

Oprah or anyone pretending to be the victim in this whole thing. Damn. I'll bet Jay-Z might be a little bit bossy. He's got to be bossy. Because he's an entrepreneur. He's an entrepreneur. He's made himself. He's one of the most successful entrepreneurs of the 21st century.

He's a businessman. You know, he's not going to let his... Businessmen aren't nice. Yeah. He's not going to let his wife go and have a tell-all. But where is Blue Ivy? That's what I want to know. Is she going on the tour with him?

She's probably be on the tour, but is she in any... either one of their hotel rooms? Probably not. She's in a hotel room with a fucking nanny. Probably. Oh, this is fun. Salonge. She's done a remix of her song Flawless with some new lyrics.

And the new lyrics, we escalate up in this bitch like elevators. Of course, sometimes shit goes down when there's a billion dollars on an elevator. Damn! Salon! Salons! I love you

just as much as I loved you before. Oh my God, man. She is throwing the shit, man. Yeah, she is, man. Man, way to recover from that, though. She's like, oh, I'll show you. I'll make it a verse.

It'll be awesome. It's true. When there's a billion dollars in an elevator, shit's going to go down. Yeah, there's definitely a billion dollars in that fucking elevator. There's a lot of stake there, man. Oh, how I want to be them.

I don't know. No, maybe not. I would want to be there and, like, take pictures with them, though. Be like, see my best friend. She's my bay friend. Would you like to be like the person who, equally friends with both

Beyonce and Jay-Z, like, you know, the person every couple has where they're like, well, this person's my best friend and they're also my boyfriend's best friend. So you're saying the Marcus of Jay and Day. Of my relationship? Marcus is that for me. Yeah. Yeah. So I, you want to be the me.

Yeah, yeah. I don't want Jay-Z. I want Bay. I think I want to be the you to Jay and Bay. I want to be best friends. I want them to be like, well, when we break up, who gets Molly. Yeah. And then I'll be Like you guys don't have to choose. But you do. And pay me for it.

No, I want to be like another sister to Solange in Bay. Yeah. You know, I want to be a third knolls. Jack and Noles. I think it should be Jackie Zabrowski Noles. Yeah, hyphenated. Hyphenated. They adopted me.

I would be fine with that as well. As long as I can throw out my hair. You can throw out your hair. I'll just get, like, just dread it or whatever they do and have fucking, tight implants put in what's it called? Extensions? Yeah? Extensions? Weave? It's weave. Weave is the word I'm looking for. But they won't give a white woman a wheat. I'm sure they would.

Oh, but they will. I thought they'll just frown on you. Yeah. They would not enjoy your presence for the two to three hours that it takes to do that. Maybe rightfully so. They'd be like, why are you doing this? Because I want to. Because my last name is Zabrowski hyphen Noles. And I need to represent. And I've got this signed letter from Beyonce. Oh my God, do you imagine? I'd fucking sell it on eBay.

I bet you would. eBay. eBay. There's some other stuff going on with Beyonce right now. Over at the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame, of course, Alan Freed, he's one of the biggest DJs that ever existed. He's the man that... What is that?

That's a cockroach. Oh, it's flying. A cockroach. Marcus! pretty big. Marcus, kill it. I have not seen a flying cockroach in New York. Flying cockroaches live in Florida. They don't live in New York. It's not gone.

It's right over there. I fucking see it, Marcus. Talk amongst yourselves while I kill the flying cockroach. Thank you very much, Marcus. I'm just glad that you're here. We just needed your help in this. Talk about the giver. Oh, my God. Let's talk about the giver, Molly.

And not look at what's the carnage that is happening behind us. I have to look a little bit to make sure it doesn't come at us. Thank you. I need, just watch my back while I talk about the giver. I'll watch your back. So everyone has read The Giver, except for Marcus, because Marcus, he went to a bad public school. I, just to be not, I'm not denying Marcus's bad public school, but I did go to a school where my giver program was me going into the hallway and reading the giver by myself.

You didn't have to read the giver in school? I, we, it was like the gifted and talented program was just me being sent out alone into a hallway to read books. It's dead. It's dead. Is it dead? I crunched it underneath my foot. You can go see its corpse over there, as long as it's dead. Hey, I was in GIFT and Talented too. They called us geeks and tattletails. Did they send you out in the hallway by yourself to read books by yourself? No, no. They just sent us to these weird little meetings where we would solve critical thinking problems.

So it's bullshit, though, because that means that if that's where I read The Giver, it means that the rest of the kids didn't read the giver, which is bullshit because it's great, everyone should read the giver. Wait, are you talking about Odyssey of the Mind? OM is different. OM is something different. We didn't have OM at our school. I did OM. Yeah, we had, no, ours was gifted and talented.

It's a whole different thing. All right. It's just for people who are reading slightly above grade level. Yeah, it's for kids that are bored but hanging out with the dumb kids. It's true. I was very bored. I fucking skit me up a grade. I was like, I fucking still hate that shit.

They really did whatever they could to make the social. ostracizing as easy as possible. Yeah, they really wanted to put you apart. Why is it Marcus here? Oh, he's in gifted and talented right now. Don't, don't, you don't, he's not one of you children. Yeah, he's not one of you, he's not one of you dumb, dumb. Y'all are dumb and he is smart.

If that makes you feel frustrated, just tell Marcus about it. And they did. Yeah, the same. Same with this. It's pretty insane. Most of the people I talk to that we know, like, in the comedy world, are from the gifted program. Yeah.

Interesting. I think the social isolation breeds a resiliency. A hatred and a resiliency. Hatred just mostly hatred. Yeah. But I love The Giver and people that know me well know that ever since I read The Giver in probably third or fourth grade, I've read it pretty much every single year. I still read it. I've got my little book because we never, like we read it in school but didn't like, you know, dissect it.

But I dissected it myself. And I have all of my notes in my book, which is. pretty pathetic, but I love the giver. The giver blew my fucking mind. And it is coming out as a movie on my birthday, and I don't know how to feel about it. What if I made a proposition to you? What's a proposition?

Because your relationship with the giver sounds just like my relationship with the Little Prince. Little Prince is also a children's book. Le Petit Ponce. Don't let the Frenchiness of it make it sound more pretentious than it is. It's a wonderful and hard on its sleeve, Bowden's book. And I was going to say, I really want to reread the giver. And I think that what you're describing that you like about the giver, maybe you would like the little prince. So maybe I could

read the little prince. It would be a little book club. All right, maybe I'll read the little prince. Yeah, I'll read the giver. As long as it's a fast read, as long as I'm not going to get all French weird. It's very fast. It's not French weird, but it will, I think, stir your emotions the way that the giver does. You know I love to cry. Yeah. Oh yeah. But that's, what the little prince was ever made, was it ever made into a movie? It was made into a weird cartoon. Oh, okay. But not a movie.

And I would hate it if it was made into a modern movie, which is why I totally understand how you feel about the giver movie now. But now, I mean, you know, we were just talking about, Merrill Streep is in it. I love Merrill Street. And I believe that it's deeper. Jesus. Jeff, is it who is it? Foul.

Bridges, Jeff Bridges. Is Jeff Bridges that plays the giver, correct? Yes. Oh, that's perfect. I am down. And I know that a lot of people know what I'm fucking talking about because I look at this fucking preview and it is,

it may as well be, what's a movie, the Martian movie with Tom Cruise? The Island, oh, Minority Report? No, no, no, no. Martian movie. Yeah, yeah. It was the one that was the radio show.

War of the World. War of the Worlds. And the preview reminded me of War of the Worlds and that's disgusting. Because that's not what it is. it's desetopian future it blows the mind of children it's like a different

higher level thinking yes and I'm very upset but I have to go see it but I think I have to be very drunk so that I can make my comments and not care about what other people have to say about me you should live blog it especially on my birthday it is what I'm choosing to do

on my birthday and I want to go see it but I'm very nervous about it very hesitant about it oh you're not excited to see Brendan Brendan Brenton Thwaites play Jonas? I mean, you know, it's a child. As long as he's a child, it's fine. He has to be like a pale little straight-haired, like, way-fish-looking boy.

But the whole thing is it's supposed to be very like, in my head it was always like 1950s world of like everything is right. Everything is the same and that's how it's supposed to be. And that's not what it looks like in the preview. Yeah. Yeah. No, I hear you. It's tough.

any good book it's a movie it's a difficult thing for a movie to do it justice but especially books that rely heavily on a child's imagination well it's like the Hizdark Materials trilogy they only made the first movie they did make the movie the Golden Compass

The Golden Compass was a movie and it sucked so hard that they didn't even bother to make the other two movies it was so bad and I don't think that they're in production but the I mean but the HizDark Materials Trilogy is another young adult trilogy. That is fucking awesome.

I told you I read that one because that's Gideon's like, Gideon loves those books. It's amazing. His current cat is named Serafina. His previous cat was named Pantaliman. Oh my God. His hard materials, yeah. Damon's.

Are you looking it up, Marcus? Not getting made. Yeah, right? Not getting made. Well, the week in return was, quote, a little disappointing. Reviews were mixed. Got a 42% rating on Rotten Tomato. Some people called it, like, time rated it a B and called it good.

Yeah, exactly. It was because the books are so good. Hunger Games, I thought they did a very good job making them into movies. They did a great job. They had the fucking budget for it. They had people that actually had read the books. And I read them, I loved them. Of course, they cut shit out, but they were great.

And it seems like the consensus is the same with Harry Potter, too. The movies are pretty good. They got better as they went along. But also so did the books. So I think that that's fine. But I think that like his dark materials, it's just too much. And same with the giver. Like the thing is, you know, and I haven't read Harry Potter or the Hunger Games,

but it's, it's that the giver is like a philosophy book, right? So making a movie out of it, it's just not, whereas Harry Potter and The Hunger Game seems like it tells a vivid story. Well, it's very action-packed. Action-packed, right. You can make a movie out of that, whereas the giver is like essentially philosophy and like religion. It's very difficult to make a movie do that justice the way that a book can.

But I have to see it. Oh, yeah. You have to know. I have to see it. I mean, same with Perkins of being a Wallflower, which, you know, really hit home to me when I read it. I read that so many fucking times. I think I watched about 20 minutes that movie before I fucking shut it off. Hermione.

I don't want to see Hermione in a goddamn movie. Shut it in the fucking movie. Shut American. Shut American is American movie. Yeah, Daniel Radcliffe is playing an American. in his next movie. I don't know how to feel about it. And it's funny if you can do it right.

It looks cool as shit. Yes. It looks really good. Are they good actors, those kids? I think Daniel Radcliffe looks like he's a good actor. But now it's because he's been doing stage shit. So I feel like that has definitely given him. He's done musicals.

He did equest, you know, he did. He's done the whole gamut. So at least he's been working on his craft where I feel that fucking Hermione, who would always be Hermione in my head, really can't act her way out of a paper bed. which I would be interested to see someone act their way out of a paper. Tap dance, tap dance, sap dance, salleliqui, soliloquy. I love that saying.

Can't act away out of a paper bag. I feel that way, though. She's very hot. Yes, I will give that to her. She's very hot. What's her name? Emma. Emma Watson.

Yeah, she's super fucking hot. Yes. But she's, in my head is still 16 years old. Yeah. Yeah, that's why it's weird when people are. think she's hot because she's a little child in my head. Nope. She's a full-grown woman, not.

She's a full-grown woman. Oh, yeah. Mm-hmm. Now, I've spent enough time on Reddit to see pictures of Emma Watson as an adult. Can't avoid them. They're just out there. Have you ever gone to those subredits on Reddit that they have devoted to, like, hot celebrities?

Yes, I have. They have a whole one for Emma Watson's ass. Yeah, I've been to. Who are you talking to, Jackie? I've been to Gentleman. Bohners. Trust me. Gentleman boners.

Trust me. Yeah. It's a wonderful subreddit. It's on my list of subredits and I'm very appreciative when a gentleman boner

comes up in my feed. I don't understand Reddit and I don't. You don't need to. You just don't need to. I don't worry about it. I like the earth porn. Yeah.

Earth porn's fucking great. It's just really pretty pictures of real places around the world. Oh, that's nice. And that's really nice. Yeah. I like abandoned porn.

It's very pretty pictures of abandoned structures around the world. Chernobyl and the like. All right. Yeah, not abandoned children. Just sad. Like, where's my mom?

Who's abandoned? Hey, little girl. You abandoned? Structure is fine. Abandoned structure is beauty. So on. That's fine. Yeah, yeah.

It's beauty. I know Reddit has many very good things about it. It's got a lot of ups and downs. I just don't have the fortitude to go in there. You don't need to. Yeah. Yeah, but if you want to see

fucking puppies sleeping next to puppies going fucking Reddit. You know, but it'll get BuzzFeedified later. BuzzFeed is basically a Reddit mill where it's like, here are 20 puppy pictures from Reddit. I won't click it. Yeah, I won't click the BuzzFeed. I refuse to go to the BuzzFeed. Except for the 63

things that I didn't know about Friday Night Lights. Yeah. I did read that one. That's how it's a slippery slip. You're like, I'll never read BuzzFeed. And then you're like, well, 20 cat gifts I can't avoid. Yes, I'll read that. And then you're like, well, there's... Can't avoid it. 20 dog gifts, then yeah, sure, I'll do that too.

And then there you are. I do have to say that I... I just need to throw it out there real fast. I couldn't finish Friday Night Lights because I was getting really upset because... This is just between... That's a huge spoiler. Oh, shit. I'll bleep it out.

Thank you. I was so upset because... Yes, I'm sorry. Because that is... I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Very sad. It's something that happens in season five. It's very upsetting.

It's the end of season four. But now I'm... I started... I started watching it again and I've immediately fallen back in love again. Yeah. And I'm really excited to finish. I'm really excited to finish the school year with them.

And I am... I'm ready for it. And I think I've grown as a person since I've started and I think that I'm ready to finish it. Isn't it sad when you watch a television show that you have to prepare yourself for the end of the television?

I still haven't seen that. the last episode of trailer park boys because I was like I can't I can't so good I can't I stopped so well this was like three years ago I was watching it and I was I was watching it for the second time and I still don't think I've ever seen the last episode because I got to the end I was just like it can't be over there's still three movies after that and I haven't seen the movies yeah like they after the last episode it continues uh on like another few movies and the movies are all fucking great too okay good but yeah watch the last episode it's very nice it's very sweet it's wonderful you'll love it But I totally know.

I'm like, I can't, when we, we just finished, we just caught up with Orphan Black. And I was like, I can't. That feeling of like finishing. And it's not even, Orphan Black's not even over, but like being like there's no more to watch. It makes you realize how empty life is, you know. Yes. Or maybe it makes you realize how empty our lives are. Maybe not how empty life in general is, but we're definitely looking for something to fill that hole.

Time of list. Oh. Yeah, we're sad. Gotta have that list. Oh man, now that look at the time, we're going to have to skip past the list. We've got to go straight to blind items. Oh, we can't see them. Yeah, we're doing a short one today.

But we're going to get right in a blind items here. What A list mostly movie. This was kind of sad. Oh. This one's really sad. Well, we've been sad, so that's okay. What A list mostly movie actress who got her start on TV can't have any kids because of those two abortions.

she had during her first marriage. What? What, Lord, that's... How would that make you not... Yeah, that's... Would they suck it out too hard? Did she have a back-atly abortion? I'll be there for you.

Oh my God, that's why they haven't gotten married yet. Who? I'll be there for you. Jennifer Anderson? If you're there for me too. Oh my God, that's why they haven't... Because they have been engaged for years. Yeah.

Her and Justin's the Row. Mm-hmm. can't get married without her being able to it. I think that they've been engaged for a really long time and everyone's like, ooh, are they on the rocks? But basically it's because they live completely two separate lives because they're both successful people. But it's always, it's like, she's pregnant, she's pregnant, she's pregnant, she's pregnant,

she's not pregnant, she's not pregnant. That's got to be really fucking hard to see you in every goddamn rag paper. I feel bad for her. Yeah, I feel bad for her too. But where are the abortions with Brett? her first marriage I think she was married to a nobody before Brad Pitt

Really? Okay though also Jennifer Aniston is Is Fertility is a very complicated thing and whatnot But she's in her late 30s Like maybe she's just having a hard Or 40s Early 40s

So she might just be having a hard time Because she old eggs out I'm not saying that they're You gotta throw the eggs out You gotta crack them, you gotta throw them out statistically she's more likely to have a hard time at that age right so that i don't think that necessarily blind items blaming abortions is fair yeah well her first marriage was to brad pitt in 2000 wow ouch but you know they were young they were ready to have kids yeah no she was in the height of her like

hot lady career and he fucking dumps her goes to fucking angi baby or joly you know what fucking and you know it's rumored that her drug problems are returning what janever anderson no Angelina Jolene. Oh, yeah, man. She had a real bad heroin problem. Really? Yeah. How do you drop it?

Billy Bob Thornton? You know, you dropped him. You had the tattoo, but you dropped him. Get that bile of blood. Oh, yeah, baby. Dropped it. But, you know, heroin's a hard thing to kick. She's so thin.

She's very thin. But she has all those kids. How can you be getting high around? Like, eight kids? Nannies. Nannies. Oh, yeah. And she's got to be chill when she's around her 18 kids.

She probably can't remember their names. They got X's a fucking season. Who knows of the fucking name? Zimkow? Who knows? I like those kids. She seems all right with those kids. Well, you don't know.

I don't know about how much heroin she's doing. Mostly I like that she's got that little girl who likes to wear boys' clothes and she's okay with it. I support Angelina Jolie for that. Well, next up, what former almost A-List actor who's been in the news a lot lately has privately told some of his friends that he was molested by the former CEO of the company which gave him his start. Might explain a whole lot. The company, Disney,

the guy, been in the news a lot lately, but we couldn't give less of a shit about him. Not Bebe. No, no, no, no, no. He's a guy that freaked out a couple weeks ago at a Broadway show. Oh, fucking Sheila Booth? Yeah.

Oh, the Disney Channel, from what I hear, from what the word on the street is, is that the Disney Channel is a pedophile man. I am not surprised by that. Guys and boys. Little kids everywhere and a bunch of fucking terrible adults who have financial incentives and a ton of power. Well, I've heard that the same thing about Selena Gomez, who is going back into rehab right now.

Because it's like, because she was fucked. Yeah. I mean, literally and figuratively. By fucking dirty old men. Yeah. Oh, that's so. And it's like, look at any other pedophile ring, right? It's money and power that creates.

that shit. Yeah. And look at all these kids. Amanda Binds. Yep. Miley Cyrus. Brittany Spears. You know, Justin Timberlake. He does fine. I mean, he does fine, but privately is a very, very angry person and not very nice to be around. The Jonas Brothers even said that the Disney Channel like fucked up their lives completely. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's a real fucking bad place to be. That makes so much sense. Money and power and a lot of kids around. That's where petafoul rings happen. Religion. and corporations, right? And the government, too.

Yeah, yeah. Don't forget about the fucking Franklin cover up. You don't, you can't fucking remember. Oh, the dreams you had. Bad dreams. Real bad dreams about pedophile rings and the government. They're the worst of all.

But yes, but those, that also works into the corporations and then also, you know, Hollywood is involved in all. The government is the top. Yeah, what about it? Yeah, because Malia just went to Lollapalooza. Yeah, and kicked a girl in the head. Think about that. But the girl loved it.

Oh, she had a good time. The girl loved it. I saw those Instagram. her picture. Yeah, yeah. Kicked me in the head. Malia is so cute.

She's cute. Yeah, she is, she is very cute. Government. Last up today. This is strange. Even for this married A plus list

singer slash diva, she went into a rage and screamed and yelled for an hour because she apparently put too much perfume on and couldn't decide whether to take another bath,

change clothes, or just leave it the way it was. This woman seriously needs some help. I give the same hint every time. Doodoo-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-do-do-do-do. I have a hard time recognizing your songs. Oh, Mariah! She a date.

Dave need to be told how much revumed the Dave needs to wear. Dave needs everybody to tell her what to do by also being in charge That's what the dave is all fucking about What's terrible is that I've never thought of myself as a diva But I could also like identify with this panic Of like well I fucked up What do I only have a couple of options

What do I do? Usually for me it's like I accidentally put Eyeliner all across my face But it's I can identify with the like panic What do I do? But I'm not a diva I think that you are. I think that now is the time to have the intervention with Molly Neffle.

You know what? I think you're a bit of a dave. Yeah. Bit of a deave. Yeah. I'm scared of you. Don't hit me. Oh my God.

She's going to hit me. Someone save me. Oh, man. We're not going to let Molly hit you. All right. Thank you. You're welcome. I have to prevent a lot of co-host from hitting each other.

You two are no difference. It's only been 93. three episodes. Guys still haven't hit each other yet. We'll wait until the lucky 100. Oh, yeah, baby. Seven more. Oh, and then it's going to be a cat fight.

Cat fight. Cat fight. Meow. I won't hit you. I'll just paw you. Okay, I'm playing with that. That's all we got for today. All right.

My name is Jackie Zabrowski. My name is Molly Neville. My name is Marcus Parks. And this train is leaving the station. Oh, jika, chika, chika, chica, chica.