Page 7 - Happy Birthday, Dude w/ Holden McNeely

Episode Date: February 19, 2026

This week on Page 7, Jackie and our birthday boi MJ are joined by Holden McNeely to goss' 'bout MJ's going to Times Square to see "Chicago" so they can say whether Whitney sucks or not (make sure to check out "Second Helpings tomorrow!"), and then we got an extra early LIST 'bout stunt casting! MJ went to see the live "Dancing with the Stars" with their momma, Rumer Willis let us know with 3 posts that she's a single mom, with 4 jobs...but yes she still recognizes that safety net beyond what most people have, and Shia LaBeouf started a spree of chaos and reign of terror during Mardi Gras. Next we got us a list that shows some of the CRAZY SHOCKING THINGS celebrities have done! Followed by a "Blind Items P7 Greatest Hits" for our guest Holden! Then it's onto a sweet treat Jackie's Snackie's starting @ 1:11:00.370, with a not really a knockoff but kind of is MJ's Minute Munchies @ 1:19:36.327, and ending @ 1:24:32.294 PLUS SO MUCH MOOOORE!!!Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

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40th birthday, MJ, and welcome to the show holding me. Thank you so much. And MJ, check your phone. Check my phone. Check your phone. What does it mean? What does it mean? Why?

Did you get an alert of any kind? Did you get an alert? Not yet. Your children are sick. They have to be picked up in school. Everything's about to be a nightmare. Open up Venmo, girl. Oh.

You Venmoed me $20. Happy birthday! Venmoed M-J. Happy motherfucking birthday, bitch. Take it and use it, dude. Buy yourself some nice shit today. What are you going to do with all that $20? I think you might be able to go down to the bodega and buy yourself a little chip snack.

Maybe with the $20. At least one pack of cigarettes, bro. Oh, dude, maybe start smoking today. Dude. 40th birthdays when you start smoking. What are you going to do with it? What are you doing it? What are you doing it?

Did you schedule send this, Holden? No, I just did it just out. It was what I was doing on my phone right when Jackie was singing. Wow. Wow. During the show. After we started recording. Wow.

Yes. Well done. Good job, Holden. What will I do with my $20? I'll tell you what. Why don't we check in on it later? Let's give them some time to come. Oh, you're going to give them time.

It's so much to think about. You know, I need to process it. I need to think about your bank organization. You are so welcome, MJ. Wow. I don't know. Happy birthday. There's 20 fresh, hot. And by the way, that's right out of checking. That is hot, a hot 20. Wow. Hot 20. And I just... Sounds like it's stolen. Yeah. And I have to say, you know, really makes Jackie's extremely thoughtful gesture of having a bunch of delicious, delightful sweets delivered to my home this morning.

Looks like dog shit, Jackie. So... Mine looks like dog shit. You know why? Because that was a box full of treats. I just gave MJ Pandora's box anything. Anything. The heart could desire. In 2026, do you know how far the $20 goes? You know it's not very far, right? We do know this.

You can get so much good shit. You can buy half a sandwich. Don't you want to not open up Pandora's box? Isn't it kind of sinister? Oh, yeah. You should probably not spend the money yet. But maybe on your 40th birthday, is that how you, like, is that where the zest for life comes back in your 40s as you do something like that for your 40th?

Can I just start smoking cigarettes? I'm going to throw this out there to, M.J, because this is a smart one too, right? You can just hang on to that in the Venmo, right? Just leave it there. And then when it's my birthday. And then when I hold you something, I just give it back. There you go. There you go.

So it's kind of, again, the gift that keeps giving, or it's Pandora's box, or a box that people want to open, whatever. Titt doors. I don't know. Somebody's box that. Yeah. Or, oh, yeah. Some hot lady's pussy. A pussy.

A pussy. A lot of boxes that it could be. The magic box. Like on Buffy. Yeah. Yeah. I call it my magic box too. Well, thank you, Holden, and thank you, Jackie, for the delightful array of very delicious-looking treats that you sent.

You're so welcome. That was very thoughtful, and it was not dog shit. Thank you very much. But it's okay if you, you know, if you start eating them and you hate all of them, because I didn't know what kind of, I wanted to make sure. Take the 20 bucks and spend it on better treats. And you can get better treats. They didn't go down to the bodega and just get yourself a Snickers. I know that you love the Snickers, so maybe that's what you need.

Go to Times Square, go to like the M&M store or whatever. Is that still there? Bro, I'm going to Times Square tonight and you'll never guess who I'm going to see in Times Square tonight. Oh, my God. Is it a mime? A famous mime. Yeah, it's going to be Al-Mam going to take a picture. Oh, my God.

If Mr. Bean was on Broadway, I would definitely go see Mr. Bean on Broadway. No, it's not Mr. Bean. It is, I don't even know. We're like Mr. Flickabine. Nois, noise, noise, noise. Happy birthday. Happy birthday, dude. My wonderful husband knows that I like Brod

way, but does not know, aside from Le Miz, what my favorite musicals are. And so he bought tickets to a show. And he said, what are your favorite musicals? And I listed many of them. And none of them were what he had bought tickets for. And he started sweating and panicking. And I said, what did you get? And he said, Chicago. And I said, that's great. Chicago's a great musical. Oh, yes. You're seeing, you're seeing, Whitney. Whitney, yeah. Top bitch from Secret Lives of Mormon Wives. I will be able to speak. I'll testify. whether she earned that role, which she didn't, but I will testify whether or not she is doing a good job or not.

I will report that. Well, she earned it by flaying herself in the world of reality television. She did. I mean, I feel like she did kind of sell her soul to get on the stage of Broadway, but who wouldn't? Who wouldn't? And word on the street is she's doing a very good job. So I've seen footage from her opening night.

Yeah. Yeah. And I read the film-a-reddit thread as well, right? Uh-huh. A couple thoughts here. A couple of things I even just want to reiterate people we're talking about. Because, of course, immediately, first of all, she was solid. And it was her first night.

So I think you'll see an even better performance, and she was totally solid. But the people who are trying to, like, complain about her, you know, just kind of having a name and therefore getting a role. That's Chicago these days. That's just the way of Chicago these days. That specific musical is a star. It is now a space to cast, like, household. names to get butts and seats. The name is got to be Roxy.

It's such a great. I mean, Chicago is one of my favorite music. It's great. It's great. What a, like, what a showcase for performers. And, you know, good for her that she is, at least, right? She sold her soul through reality to get on Broadway

and she is. And Mormonism. And Mormonism. And she at least, you know, has left, I believe, also left Mormonism. And I, at least she's given it the most. Yeah. She's really trying and she's really going out there. She's talented. She is talented.

It's what we want to see. Also, she's like, does not get put in a good light on that show. No. But I think, again, in selling your soul to get the screen time, that's part of being the villain of the show. I'm trying to say she, like, earned that fucking paycheck. You know what I mean? Also, people trying to be like, oh, they take roles from deserving, more deserving

Broadway people. No, they're the person that. It's getting butts and seats to allow for all the people around her. You see all those working Broadway people around her to have a job? Because no one's going to go to the thing. I do think that's a fair point, especially if it's like if the goal is to keep Broadway and live theater relevant, it is not Whitney's fault that Broadway now does these big star casts or maybe has always had big star casts in these. I mean, I saw the producers in 1996 with Nathan Lane and Matthew Broderick.

And obviously they were extremely talented, but they were also the people making it this extremely famous thing. So, yeah, I'm with you, Holden. I hear the, she just got that job because she was a secret life of Mormon wife. But she danced her ass off on Dancing with the Stars. Yeah. And I can't wait to a, I haven't really heard her sing. So that part and I act it. But yeah, I'm excited.

I was already excited to see a Broadway show and to see Chicago, because of course it is a great musical. I think if you were a high school theater kid, you heard a lot of people sing Chicago a lot, which is also my grievance with the, not to bring back an old favorite, but the little mermaid, look at this stuff, isn't it sweet? I just heard it sung one too many times at Talas show auditions. Isn't it? Whatever. It seems like you weren't paying attention. Yeah, I know. I don't know the words are you hear the song again.

Hey, if you're not peddling a crypto scheme, the bar is low. Yeah. The bar is low. If you're not pedaling a crypto scheme or some AI slop thing or you're just wearing a hat that color we don't like, you know, you're fine. You're doing great. You're killing. Yeah, man. I was looking up other.

I just wanted to see other, just a cursory glance of other celebrities that were given opportunities. Because here's the thing, stud casting. You know, this has been since the beginning of time, you know, to get people to enjoy Broadway. And I'm not talking about us. I'm talking about others that need to see a celebrity to do it. But I was looking at ones that were given the opportunity and failed. Oh, great. And one of the ones is, oh, Zonel.

Check me. Got out of that list. Wow. It's early today. Rosie O'Donnell in the 1994 Broadway revival of Greece. she played Rizzo. I remember this time. She was 32 years old playing Rizzo, by the way.

I don't remember her getting hate for this, though. I remember it being like such a, wow, she's up there and she's doing it. Apparently, just this, again, cursory glance, is that she was, she did it so campy that it was actually very distracting for the rest of them because she was so over the top. Full Flintstones. Because I was thinking, I was specifically also thinking I was like, didn't also somebody and again, cursory glance, but I believe it was Brooke Shields that was in a revival of Chicago that also did not do the best. But I think it was more that she was really trying, but she wasn't properly prepared for it.

Yeah, that's, yeah. Well, I saw the worst headwig when they were doing headwig with stunt casting. And Lexi got to see so many good ones because she was working at Lambs Club at that time, which a really fancy restaurant. and they had like ticket, free tickets for Broadway shows. And she got to see, what's his name, Dexter. Oh, yeah. Do it. Yeah, that guy.

What's his name Michael. Seahall. Michael C. Hall or whatever. Yeah, Michael McCall. And some other people. And, oh, and Duky did it. Yes. She got to see Duky.

Yeah, yeah. I feel like he was the biggest. Duky has, he's got shit cover, scientist of a young. Neil Patrick Harris was the biggest stunt cast. Michael C. I got to see... I saw the one guy that nobody liked. I saw him do it.

And then I did get to also see John Cameron Mitchell, but he had just, remember, he broke his foot or, like, fret. Yes. And so he was on crutches the whole time, so you kind of felt this sense of loss of, like, what the show... I mean, he still did a really good job,

but, you know, it's the same thing as, like, when I saw she and him, remember that group? Oh, yes, yeah. And Zoe Dutch and she's not like the other girls, I know. And she wasn't like the other girl. that night. She came out holding up signs about how she like lost her voice, but she pulled her power through. And so like she like sort of sang the sad and it was like depressing. Yeah. No. I'm so sad. I spent the money on that. To be honest, I'm already preparing to have an

understudy because I'm like, can Whitney Levitt actually do this many shows without what, which I'm sure the understudy will be amazing. Also, I did not see the producers in 1996. I saw it in 2001. It just need the record to reflect that. I got mixed up about my New York childhood. visits. But that's okay. What if it's a stand-in, but it's like Dakota? It's like one of the shitty guys. Oh, yeah. A different secret lives of Mormon lives. Yeah. It's like one of the douche-bad guys. Oh my God. And his dicks out the entire time. And you're like, this is on in Chicago. It's like, no, the men are the problem. Don't we realize this? I can't say making it come to women who is not my wife. And all of the women are murderers and yet still the men are still.

the problem. It's incredible. Yeah, you know, I just, but apparently also Ashley Simpson, another very bad Roxy Hart in Chicago as well. Another just apparently really, really just not, not good. It's a hard text. This is, again, to go back to the constant number of times I saw people saying all that jazz at talent show auditions, it's, I think it looks easier than it is. I think it is one of those. If you're Roxy, you're so much of the show. Yeah, yeah. I feel like this is, it goes in the same kind of bag as people that out the gate try to do too much. Yeah, just be Mr. Salafane or something. You know, just, just, or, you know, get something.

I feel that's like with Ashley Simpson, like this review was literally like, when you're Roxy Heart, there's nowhere to hide. And she really needed somewhere to hide. Well, to be fair, though, we did fat shame and moron shame her quite a lot. Ashley Simpson? Oh, no. If we're fat, actually Simpson. She actually Simpson.

I'm sure we fat shame to Ashley too. Let's be honest. Oh, wait. Wasn't Ashley the one though? Man, wasn't she the one? S&L one? The most embarrassing S&L performance? Yeah, she, I think that was her.

She had a rough. Yeah. I'm sorry, she hasn't KMSed. She hasn't done anything like that. No. No, no. No attempts. No attempt.

Not even for show. Not even for show. She didn't do the cross instead of long. Man, that was in 2004. And it is the song. Paces. Pace is amazing. I couldn't remember if that was Avril Levine or Ashley Simpson,

and I apologize if I just offended somebody by saying that. But I couldn't remember which one of them sang that song specifically. But, wow, sometimes you just kind of pull it out of the rabbits' hole. Beautiful. What else is in the rabbit's hole? I don't know what's in your pussy, Jackie. That's not what I call my pussy. Again, I call my pussy the magic box just like a puppy.

Everybody knows this about me. I call my butthole the slime garden. What does it have to do with anything? But does that mean it's lush? Is it lush with slime? I keep it lubricated just in case someone decides to assault me. That's good. Keep it always lewd.

I'm always saying the second you wake up, just scored a little bit back there, just in case. Welcome to the seven list guys. Yep. Did you miss him? It's me. It's all I wanted for my birthday. So you can be hold it unleashed. And now you got me and $20.

Yeah. Not amazing. Who could ask for anything more? There is no downside to a 40th birthday, and especially because MJ also over the weekend, went to see, you are all pop culture right now. I love this. I love this. I didn't do. I haven't done anything.

MJ went to go see the live Dancing with the Stars show with their mother. Amazing. Tell us everything. Well, hold on. You'll be happy to know that my complete 100% favorite number of the. show was a dance to opalite. No, it was not Taylor Swift's Opelite. I don't think they had the money to get it.

But it was a cover. It was like a slow ballad cover of Opelite that's very beautiful. And it was a rumba and it was a great fantastic dance. But it's just everything you would hope for. It's like there was pop songs. There was also like, you know, some rhythm of a dancer. It's like all the best songs that come on at the roller rink, but you're watching equal dance to them, you know?

Yes. Now is it just, so it's just the dancers, none of these stars? None of the very few stars. Danielle Fishel, Topanga, was there. She was like, she was the star, like the token star. But I thought Robert Irwin. Robert Irwin wasn't there. No, they don't have, they don't know.

He's got things to do. He's got animals to save, but. Yeah, he's got underwear pictures to photograph. Whoa. But, um, Alex. He's a child, Holden. How old is he? He's like 21.

Oh, my gosh. baby. What was interesting was that in the show, the stars obviously do quite a lot of dancing, and in the tour, the stars do very little dancing. But I assume that's just because there's probably different stars in different cities, depending on, you know, where they're at in the tour. And so Danielle Fischel did, I would say, two to three dances. And then also Alex Earle was there fresh off the Casita. And Andy Richter was there. And they each did, I would say, between 0.5 and 1.5. The heart of the show was there. The heart of the show?

The heart of the show? You got to see the heart of the show perform. Did he take off a shirt? His daughter came out. Oh, okay, but his daughter came out and they did a little dance. I was about to be like, either took off his shirt or they had the kid. I'm glad they had the kid and they didn't do both. He might have taken off his shirt.

He was, you know, he was Andy Richtering. It was very cute. Was Tom Brady there? Because Alex Earl, everybody knows that Tom Brady and Alex Earl are like, like, Knud. Was Tom Brady there? I don't know if Tom Brady was there. Was Dylan Ever on there?

Was Dylan Ever on there? Was Dylan on there? Dylan Ephron was not there that I saw. Tom Brady's ex got married that dancer, or what was he? Does he a dancer? No, he's a masseuse, right? What? Tom Brady's ex?

Yeah, I remember what, Giselle or whatever? Yeah, she, she, I remember Giselle. She had a big news run as being like the evil X. Yeah, she got, she married the guy that she, the, the, the rakey man or whatever he was. Oh, man, you know that the movie. of wind, wind? Oh, no, no, no, tennis instructor. Man, I'm all over the map.

I think it was a tennis instructor. I can't remember. Or jujitsu? All over the place. I can't remember. He's some sexy guy that she was off taking lessons with or whatever. Joaquin Valente. She's a jujitsu instructor.

Oh, yeah. I mean, when in jiu jitsu? I guess. We're rolling around. I guess it's sexy. Do you find jujitsu sexy? Yeah. rolling around with a lady with the word jizz in her name.

Well, I think that's going to be pretty sexy. I don't think that's pretty sexy. I don't think I blame her because her name has jizz in it. I think you actually have to be very, very careful when you are doing jiu-jitsu to make sure that it is not sexy. Well, like, J-Jiz shoe, dude. Yeah, J-Ju-J-J-Soo, where you're jizzing on your shoes. You're like, oh, jizzing on your shoes.

A whole time. Can I, can I? Oh, yeah. What are you going to say in J-Jet? Well, no, I think that you have to really, if you are a man doing ju-jitsu, I think it is imperative upon you to not make it creepy when you're rolling around with people, especially women. That's just something I, they treasure it being a safe space. And I just don't want any jiu-setsu heads coming after us because I think that they are very careful to make sure that no one's

getting hard. Bona. Yeah. You have to protect the boner while it's jizzing so you don't break it or hurt it. Totally. I get that. Real quick, too, talking about the Irwin boy. At least he's young enough for Spider-Man to date. Right? What's going on with that guy, huh? Toby McGuire? Toby McGuire's dating a 20-year-old right now. Yeah, but you think that that's new? Toby McGuire's been part of the pussy-possies since the beginning, man.

What do you think he's out there doing? Divide the age in half, add seven. That's the youngest you're allowed to go. That's the young, no, no, divide your age in half and add seven. Oh, I thought, add seven years to your age in half, and that's the youngest you're allowed to go. Okay, so now that you're 27. 27, that's reasonable. right and that still feels, yeah, 26.

Okay. And that feels still, still, it's a little young. It's a little young. Yeah, no, I got really grossed out when I realized that the person in I love L.A., who I think is hot, is 25. And I was like, no, yuck, yuck, yuck, no, never mind. But also which, which person? The one who is the daughter of the recess voice person.

Oh my God, Odessa Zion, I can't. I know. But she's just so talented, though. Yeah, I know. has nothing to do with her turquoise eyes that I could get lost in. Yeah. Like it's like a mirage in a desert. Here's a weird one for me because it's like, it's hard to describe how I feel with her

because it's more like, oh, that's a girl I would have used to have been in love with, but now I'm too old. So I just feel creepy having any vibe of it. Yes. The Invisible Girl in Season 2 of Wednesday. Because she has the Disney eyes and everything. But she's so young. Yeah.

Yeah. That I'm like, I don't, I feel weird. I got to. You're also into the squirrel from Bambi. I am into the, no, no, the squirrel from a sword and the stone. Sword and the stone, excuse me, different squirrel that wants to fuck. Sword and the stone. That is the sylph furhlden.

It would be so fun to be turned by Merlin into a boy squirrel, but with my human cock still intact. How would you feel if that were the case, but it's based on the mice you're turned into in the, movie The Witches instead, but you have the human-sized cock. Yeah. But am I a boy? Do I have a boy? No, you're a rat. No, no, but it's a boy that was turned into the rat.

Boy that was turned into the mouse. So I just have my little boy's penis? No, thanks. I don't want a boy's penis. Okay, then what if we take you to the witches now and we turn you now into a mouse and but it's a mouse? That's what he was. Yeah, yeah.

Yeah. So would you do it as a mouse? Would I do it in a house? Would I do it in a house? What do it? What is diet Dr. Seuss? What's next? What you could you want to trade? What you could you in the raid? No. I don't want to fuck a 20 year old.

Put it anywhere. I don't want to fuck a 20 year old even if she has hair. Good. This is good. I'm glad that we're talking this out. See, this is what we're gifting you for your birthday, MJ. $20 check-in. $20 check-in. $20 check-in. It's still there. I haven't spent it yet.

No, I know. What are you thinking about? What are you thinking about throwing it on? Oh, what am I going to spend it on? Yeah, you've had time to think about this. Anytime you talk, I stop listening and start thinking about the money. As you should. Dude, honestly, ball it up and just throw it at some sexy, you know. Well, you have to get it out of the Venmo first.

So that's the problem. You know, you can throw your phone at somebody. You can definitely do that. You know, I may be an accessory, like a fun hat, you know? Oh, are you getting into a hat? Is that what your 40s is bringing? Jackie, I think I want a cave. They said.

No, so don't say that you don't want a KMS because of my if MJ wants to get into hats in their fourth generation of being alive, I think this is good for them. I get it. What could I get in Times Square tonight for $20? I could get a magnet. I could get a key chain. I could get an I heart New York shirt.

You know, you should get something for Gideon. Yeah. With their $20 for their birthday? Yeah. No, don't get something for Gideon. Get something nice for him. get something nice for him. I'm so excited for you to be able to go to Times Square.

Isn't that just alone? What a gift in and of itself. I'm not a person who hates Times Square, but it's because I never had a day job in Manhattan, so I didn't have enough time to build up a hatred. You had to get through Times Square, because having to get through Times Square will really make you hate Times Square. Taylor Swift once penned in the song,

Welcome to New York. Oh, oh, oh, because she knows so much about, New York. Please continue. The lights are so bright. Okay. But they never blind me. That's what I sing.

That's what I sing as I walk through Times Square. Everyone else is complaining and complaining. And I'm just like, lights are so bright, but they never blind me. Oh, she's so good. She's not holding. And last week, we were yelling because of her little YouTube stunt that she did or Spotify, whatever. You're right. We should really give all.

You're right. Poor YouTube. And poor Spotify. No, it's not four Spotify. I'm saying poor all of us. For us. We had to wait two days. So that she can get her clicks.

You had to wait two days. She needed to make sure that everybody knew that it was the best clicked video that has ever been clicked. Come on, you don't love a cheater. That's obviously cheating. She's cheating to game the system. You didn't think I love cheaters? Yeah, that's honestly. MJ, that is the craziest thing I think you've said in your 40s.

I love the show. that he doesn't love jaders. I love the sport version of it. I love all of it. He loves the jitzu and barbiz. The jizz of it, the jizzing. Jizzing in the shoes. Giselle?

God, it's like a gazelle, like a beautiful wilder beast kind of thing, a gazelle, but replace Gah with giz. That's so hot. Do you get it, MJ? With jizz. It's so hot. But does that mean there's jizz all over the horns or does that mean there's jizz all over like the body of the animal? More like horny jizz.

Am I right people? What just let's what's next? What's next? No, I wanted you to sit in it. I want you to sit in it. I want you to sit in your own jizz. I want MJ to think about what they're going to do with the $20. I felt like that was a good moment for both of you.

I knew I should have knocked one out before I came here and I'm totally fucked that up. Is this what your problem is that you're full up of calm right now? And that's why you're acting like this because is this what happens every time we record a page seven? Is it always? I usually have a last minute. you know, at-home bathroom blast. Oh, yeah, but you didn't do this today. Why not?

No, I'm broken because my family's sick. Oh, that's why he's broken. Don't have time to blast. He doesn't have time. Yep, because he's family sick. But then we started talking about somebody brought up Tom. Don't bring up Tom Brady. Yeah.

Why? No, I agree. He's banging Alex Earl. Because that's a one-way ticket to J-I-I-D-I-Lade. But that's a different situation. No, that's a whole. That's all. That's all.

That's all. That's all. Are we getting to that? You know, surprising. We're not getting to that today. We keep that over at Spun. We would definitely go check that out over on Spun. Yeah, check out someplace underneath the YouTube channel.

They're putting out, there's actually a whole ex-o-s-say on the birthday book coming out over there. But don't even worry about that. It's a different show. Oh, is it about MJ? Yeah. The birthday book is this? M.J. It's in the birthday book, weirdly enough.

What's crazy? I used by $20 to get you to edit that much. Oh, he's going to cause a lot more. Yeah, yeah. A lot more than that. You find yourself in that birthday. They're like, Mm-mm, it takes a little bit more than that.

Love this character, Jackie's doing. Yeah, do you like this? It's called Blackmailing gal, and she doesn't have a real name. She's just the Black. It's because we've been watching all this desperate housewives, and they all have secrets. And I just feel like there's not enough,

I'm not utilizing Blackmail enough. And I think it's because I can't keep a secret. But if I could keep a secret, I would definitely use it to blackmail. God, Holden, I wish I had any kind of secret it to hold over you to always lord any kind of semblance of control. But this is part of the reason when people would write in and say, MJ, Jackie, why don't you control holding?

And it's, I just could. You know, if I could, it's like when, it's like when your kid is out of control and you're like, listen, we all want this kid to be in control. If I could control them, I would. I would. If Jackie, if anybody has dirt on Holden, it's Jackie. You guys have known each other for 25 years. In a beautiful world, I wouldn't be in fun.

fucking dickhead. You know, here we are. We all want things. I also want the kids to be in control. You know, which how thrilled I'd be if I was, by the way, yeah, listener to home complaining about me and hating me. Do you know how much I'd be thrilled to not be a complete fucking dickhead? Yeah.

Think about his wife. Think about how thrilled she would be. But, you know. It's not be, as they say in Britain, a bell-end. Do you know how much I would be thrilled to not be a bell-end? A professional bell-in? Bell-in? What word are you saying?

A bell-in. It's a penis head. Ah, you're saying it with your cute southern. of a bell. Yeah. You're saying, you say, billion instead of

belly and. Yeah. I thought it's something to do with like a belly. I thought there was, you know, what? Anyways.

Are you, okay, okay, new idea for my 20. New idea for my 20. Oh, okay, what? I might have to donate it to rumor Willis

because she had a post about how she has four jobs and she supports her child on her own. And it's fine. She did clarify that she's like, yes, I also have

rich parents, but I just want everyone to know that I work. She needs everybody to know that yes, she's a NEPA baby, but she's a NEPA baby. Four jobs. That has a couple of jobs. But does she have Markle jobs? You know what?

This is exactly what I said to MJ. I was like, this is the thing. She's making like two tubs of butter a month. More than four jobs. But I would love to see how much each of these four jobs pays her. And how much work? Exactly. Yeah. I used to say I have

four jobs. And then I would immediately say two of them are podcasts. I could make a jar of jelly and call it a job. Right. Yeah. But I'm, you know, I'm not delusional. Right. Yeah. And so this, but it is, it also is kind of a, it's, it is an annoying thing that she said on the internet, but also it is

a story of just how relentlessly mean people are online because she posted a thing that was like, single mamas. And everyone was like, fuck you, you're Bruce Wilson's star. And also it's like, think about everything that Bruce Willis is going through right now, like think about it. It's like, can you just think about it? It's like, they are still human beings.

And then she had a post that was like, well, so that, so at first everyone yelled at her for saying she's a single mom. And then she was like, I have four jobs. I'm this old provider for my child. And then she had another post. And I love the, like, the third clarifying post in an internet gap where she's like, okay, you're right. I do have really rich parents.

And you're right that if there's ever an emergency, I have people to fall back on. And that's not the lived reality for. so many of you, but also I am still a single mom, which is totally valid and totally fine. Yes. You just know she must have been getting yelled at by so many. Everybody. The dad, is it a sad reason why the dad's not the baby? No, just an ex.

Separated. Yep. Yeah. And he just doesn't want to be involved in the child's life? I believe that she's just the sole provider. So I think it's like, it just that she's the one that's around. Well, it does, the people article does say she shares the kid with him, which I guess could mean anything.

a custodial decree, but it is. It could just be the sperm, you know. Certainly shade and your ex. But he doesn't necessarily have custody. I wonder if he has custody or if he pays for anything. But yeah, so I, that's like one of those things where it's totally valid to identify as a single mom and talk about that experience. And she did exactly what a nepo is supposed to do, which is be like, I recognize my privilege.

I hear you and I see you. And I am seeing you. Yeah. No, what a nebo baby should really just do is really stay offline. I would, again, I'll say this every time we do this, talk about stuff like this. If I didn't have to feel like I needed to get on Instagram and, like, promote my, like, streams or whatever. I wouldn't be anywhere near it. I wouldn't be anywhere fucking near it.

I definitely wouldn't be talking about my life experience. Like, what are you doing? I think it's just, there's just no, and I feel for rumor Willis, I mean, go back to early page seven and we were making fun of her. It's not got to be, it's got to be not fun to be a celebrity's child. And then to be a celebrity's child online and just try to post about your life and everyone's like, shut the fuck up, you know. So I think that it is unfortunately true that it's, you're just going to be happier if you don't know what other people think.

Also, who type things online are usually not nice. The X is an independent musician. So you doesn't see like, like the soul provider. But also somebody in this situation has a real life, like a realistic kind of life as compared to so many other people on this planet. I do really wonder what the jobs are. What are the jobs? I wish you would say with the job, what are the jobs? What are the poor jobs?

It probably is like, I have to make two social media posts a week. That's one of my jobs. I have to talk about liking a shower cap. And that's hard. It seems like the jobs are actress, model, an actor, which is the same thing as the Well. Go fuck yourself. Also, I'm an actress. And the fourth job involves making something bespoke that's like probably she has a team of people mostly doing. How old are the kids? How old are the rumor will is?

I think there's one kid and she's like a young kid. Yeah, I think like two. Two? Okay. Under eight, I would say, for sure. Okay, because I was about to say, well, even at two, that kid, if they aren't already, is already going to be in school from Monday through Friday. You know, I mean, when he started full day at three was in school Monday through Friday when she wasn't sick, nine to four. Yeah. So now you're only talking about, what are we even talking about here? Okay, all right.

Her Wikipedia, she is an actor. she has appeared on the cover of several magazines. Okay. She was on Dancing with the Stars. She was on that because I don't want an episode. In 2008, not sure if this is current, she ventured into the role of spokesperson for a clothing brand Ocean Pacific.

I remember them. Are they still in business? I don't know. I remember them at the mall. Oh, yeah. In 2023, the nursery at her house was featured. So being featured in a magazine, does that count as a job?

magazine part. You know, maybe that's one of her jobs. She created a baby carrier. Okay. That is a job. That is a job. Okay. You mean entrepreneur is what I heard.

Thank you. I'm getting more and more enraged as you're giving me facts. So what else do we have? This is the thing. You just can't say I have a five, four jobs in this economy unless you're ready to follow it up with a humble, you know, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, you just, and, you know, and, all of them are bullshit, you know? It's insane.

That's crazy. That's just so stupid. And, yeah, she should be shamed. And I'm glad we're, you know, I think it's fine to shame people. I just think these people just stop. What, wait, you know, and this is really what it is. It really comes out. And I see this with people who are rich that I know and people who are rich that I don't

know, but only know vicariously through social media and celebrity gossip. They don't have real problems. So they create problems. Shia LaBuff, getting into a fight at Mardi Gras. Shile Abuff. Oh, my God. Yeah, I saw this. The boys are fighting.

Not above. No, but apparently it's like a reign of, there was like an article written about his reign of terror. At Mardi Gras. Yeah. He has real problems. He's got real problems. Well, he relapsed, right? Because he was sober, I think, for a minute.

Oh, is that? And he relapsed. And then there was also a video, a new video, abuse video coming out from him. Verbal abuse, but still, like, of him being horrible to his most recent. X or whatever person's being up. He's terrorizing the city. Yeah.

Yeah, he's terrorizing. Which is, and that's saying something during Marty girl. What in no sense. You know what's sad is like I was reading another Reddit thread about this actually, I think earlier today and somebody was saying like you know, Marty Girl's actually like a

really positive great time where like the city comes together and it's really cool. Totally. It really sucks when people like him come in and like treat it like their grew it up. 100% We were there with our kids last year

during, I mean, not, not Mardi Gras day itself, but in the lead up. Yeah, giving them hit grenades and stuff. In carnival season. And it was,

I always tell people this. I'm like, you should go, like my kids don't even enjoy culinary experiences yet. But I'm like, take your kids in New Orleans. Going outside and stumbling

upon a parade or a second line is the most amazing thing with kids. It's so fun. Everyone's nice. It's a great. Yeah. I,

totally agree that going there to just get violently wasted and terrorize the city. Also, it's such a, it's not the tiniest city, but the part, the French quarter and the part where everyone's kind of walking around for the parades is pretty tiny. You can get from one's side of the French quarter of the other, like, pretty quickly. I just imagine, like, people there just who keep, I just imagine being there on vacation and running into Shia LaBeuf repeatedly, you know, like, and you're still going? And he's just worse and worse. Yeah.

Which, I mean, when we all went. to New Orleans. It was funny to randomly bump into your friends on the street as you would, and then you would see them much drunken than they were a couple hours ago, you know? Henry's trying crack for the first time. No, he wasn't.

Look, he wasn't doing that. But I will say we drank a lot of things that were purple and blue and just all different kinds, you know, and that is always, man, the weirder, the color, the more I want to drink it. And my feet hurt. Oh, baby.

But on that note, you better turn that feet hurt into feet smurt because you're about to learn a lot from the list. About smurt? We're about to learn a lot about, oh, is it a smurt list? This is a smirt list. You have to explain it with the word smurt. It's like, it's like the word smart, but it's when you don't have the time to say. It's like Sydney's Sweeys, underwear brands.

It's like, sir. Yeah. And everyone, it was so funny because Sydney Sweeney came out with a lingerie line and it is spelled S-Y-R-N, I believe. And we were making the joke that we're just only calling it serr now. And I got so many messages from people being like, it's siren. It's pronounced siren. Like, I know. We know.

I'm just going to call it Twitter. I'm just going anything that's named and dumb name. I'm just going to call it Twitter. I know it's not sure. I'm just going to take the name from it if it's called something. Yeah, Siren is dumb. Yes. Yeah, yeah.

Thank you for saying it properly. that she just kept shooting herself in the foot and then she's like, look, guys, my tits again. It's my fun tits again. And we're just like, yeah, yeah, yeah. And she was trying to be like, and this is for like women to earn their body and has nothing to do

with the male gaze and it's all uncomfortable tiny underpants. I saw that too. Who is this for? It's not for the hot ladies. It's not for the person wearing it. Oh, I'll tell you what. It's not comfortable.

It is for hot ladies by hot ladies, period. There is nothing body positive about. And also, like, what, then pick different models then? Oh, yeah. That was my favorite. She said size inclusive, and there was not a lot of representation in the size. And anyone would look terrible that's not have a... With the little floss in between.

Yeah, no, it's just like my body's not shaped like that. Anyway, it is time for the list and it's smirk. Oh! Who's on the list? J. J. Gotta have that list. Absolutely wild, but hand to God.

Totally true facts about famous people. This one, you know, at first you're going to be like, Who gives a shit, Jackie? These are about baseball players, but it's kind of fun. If you're a baseball fan, you likely know Fritz Peterson. The New York Yankees all-stop pitcher who holds the record for the lowest career, ERA. I don't even know what that means. Something, something.

But the really memorable shocking part of Peterson's life happened off the field. In 1969, the Yankees swung a trade for Dodgers pitchers Mike Kovitch, and he and Peterson became fast friends. Their wives, Marilyn Peterson and Susan Keketch, also became friends and the couples and their children all began spending a lot of time together. Eventually, things took a twist straight out of a soap opera when Mike hinted at being attracted to Marilyn.

I was going to say, the two men. These people are all going to fuck each other by the end of this. The men began discussing their wives and discovered they were more attracted to the other man's wives than their own. Soon the men were jokingly flown the ideas of trade and wives and when their wives didn't seem totally opposed, the idea went from joking to,

could we actually do this? Finally, in the middle of the 1972 season, the pitchers each packed a bag, left home and moved in with the other man's wife. Wait, wait, why not just, wow. And while they're playing, he said it was a husband trade, Mike for me.

And they were, they, the men essentially completely swapped lives and took over each other's children as well. And, uh, this all, went great for them, but turns out until it wasn't. The agreement was that if any of the four became unhappy, they would all return to their original marriages. So when Mike and Marilyn's relationship quickly flamed out, Fritz and Susan had no interest in returning to the ways that

they were. So by spring training of the following year, news of the bizarre situation broke and the pictures held a press conference. Why did they hold a press conference? Because everybody was aware of what was going on. Now clearly resentful by each other. They tried, uh, tried to water down the scandal by calling the situation a love story and nothing dirty, and it didn't work. So it all kind of ended up falling apart. The press conference thing is crazy. Did you guys see the Olympic guy that at his interview after winning a medal?

He like admitted to cheating on his wife. Cheating. And because like people keep telling me it's like the proposal, the proposal. But what about the guy that openly was like, I'm cheating on my wife? That's insane. At the Olympics? Why are you doing this? This is crazy. Keep it under the vet.

And again, and I'm in the old guard with this. Man, I wish we knew less about all these people. I'd love to know less about all these people. Yeah, yeah. All of these people. Wow, man. All of them. I was going to say this would make a great movie, but incredibly,

Matt Damon and Ben Affleck tried to make a movie about this saga. They tried to, and they didn't get it made. But also, it would be amazing with the two. Two of them playing the baseball play. Perfect. Like that is such a... No, no, no. The two of them playing the wives.

I mean, I'll watch that too, baby. I'll watch that any time. No, no, no. One of them plays a baseball. And the other one plays a bat. And it's a musical. I'm swinging today. I'm swinging.

I'm gay. You're talking about this as if I'm sure that that book exists as someone that has read Clippy porn, you know, from Ennist Doc. You know, it's like, well, those are just human beings. I'm talking about actual inanimate objects that become sentient that people have sex with. And that's a whole other side of monster fucking. Wait a second. The gay hockey players are human.

They're human beings. Yeah, they're human beings. Yeah, yeah. You're watching the show, aren't you? Aren't you watching the show older? Yeah, I just othered them, I guess. That's really good. I just said the thing with the penis and the other thing with them.

Is it because you look at their bodies and you go, that's not how a man is made? Is that what it is? Right. I've never seen a man shaped like that. I cried and cried, Jackie. There's no way that's a human man right there. Because I don't look like that. I wish I was watching a gay male anal scene right now

instead of sitting here with you guys. Me too. Although MJ, if you wanted to watch heated rivalry together, I would be completely fine with that. Now, next up, this is, you know what? And it's something that MJ loves. It's a sad part of the list. Oh, great.

Drew Barrymore, we're talking about Drew Barrymore when Drew Barrymore was a child. After skyrocketing to the fame as a six-year-old star of the Global Blockbuster ET, Barrymore was introduced to the Hollywood party scene at a shockingly young age, including going to Studio 54 with her mother when she was still in elementary school. Don't do that. As she documented in her autobiography about that time, little girl lost, she was already drinking alcohol by age nine and experimenting with drugs soon after. And by age 12, she was a day.

addicted to cocaine. By 13, her life had spiraled enough that she entered rehab. Thankfully, Barrymore was able to get her life back on track and even made a triumphant return to acting. And that is really, so her triumphant return to acting was in 1992. A 16-year-old Barrymore was cast in the erotic thriller Poison Ivy, where she played a teen who seduces her best friend's dad and tries to destroy his life. Part of the reason why I chose this list was because I was like,

I forgot about that movie. And I didn't realize that she's actually 16 in the movie. Is she naked in the movie? I don't. She can't be. It would be child porn. But I, I, but also that's Brooke Shields in Blue Lagoon. Yeah.

That's also, it's like that stuff. There is that stuff. In 1992, it was the Wild West, right? Yep. And yes. More like a wild breast. And not long. After the movie came out, Barrymore said the movie transformed how the industry saw her.

She said once people started seeing a little bit of footage, my agent JJ got all these calls like, we've got this role for Drew as Lolita-esque Nim Faye. And people were coming up to me on the set going, how does it feel to be a sex symbol? And it's just that was after she had already gone through rehab at the age of 13. So I just wanted to throw it out there that, you know, we think we know Drew Barrymore, scab. But you know, at least she over. came a lot, you know? People got a lot going.

Oh, is that for, do you want to cough up that lugie and send it to MJ for their birthday? Is that a part of the $20? I'll do it for $20. People have been going through, you know, they went through a lot. And so many of these people who voted badly or support things they shouldn't,

we're talking major head trauma here. I mean, they've been beaten in the head, kicked by a mule, hit by another football player. they've been hitting the head so fucking hard. Who's the guy, the guy that dresses bad in the house or whatever, or Congress or whatever, the guy that dresses poorly, they got in a car accident and they just became maga.

You know what I mean? It's head trauma. Oh, is the head trauma? It's head trauma. Is that what's wrong with all of that? Yes. Oh, they all just, I'm not going to lie. Drug addiction.

I love to wrap on a couple of heads too. Do they need a little bit more? And then you go, oh, well, you should beat them even more. There's such dickhead idiot, selfish pricks. So you beat. beat them more and they go, and they get even worse. Oh my God. And then they're like, I was fat. I was nasty.

Yeah. I just wanted Camasso. And then they're Mike Tyson. June ads for Mah. So don't beat him in the head. They'll vote even where they'll try to legalize slavery at that point. Now, it's time to continue on with the list. By the way, the two stories were so insanely different.

What is the list again? Isn't it crazy with shocking things, celebrity? have done. It's such a crazy list. Yeah. Those were insane. Very different. Players' wife swapping and just like a horrible story of addiction and like sexualized. Or something that has nothing to do with the celebrity. What if it has to do with his father? Woody Harrelson's dad, Charles, had a long career as a violent thief and hitman. Now, I knew I'd only ever heard Woody Harrelson's dad, hitman. I didn't know much else.

He was linked to dozens of murders and generally used a. sniper rifle instead of a handgun. At his last trial, the prosecutor said, Charles Harrelson damaged everyone he came in contact with. That's what we say about Holden. Oh, so that's right. It's just like you. The celebrities are just like us.

Hitman, they're just like us. Yeah, yeah. I'm like a superhero or a villain, really. Now, Harold, sorry. Oh, ew, we're playing foot to you. Their feet touch his foot. He gave me a little toe tab. It was just like Cynthia Revo and Ariana.

Are you trying to make their relationship happen in Holden right now? No, I'm not trying to romanticize them. They're clearly just BFFs. Yeah, they're just BFFs. And you failed the Bechdel test, by the way. Good. I'm glad I did. I want to fail it every single day of my life.

More like Bechtel breast, I'm right? Yeah, my dits. My dits are here too. At different times in his life, Harrelson even claimed responsibility for assassinating President John F. Kennedy saying he was one of the three, tramps on the grassy knoll close to the Kennedy cavalcade. Now, Harrison also said that the presumed assassin Lee Harvey Oswald was too far away to make

the shot, something Harrelson, who knew his way around a sniper rifle, had unusual insight on. So he didn't, so Woody Harrelson, he's, you know, he's on cheers, he didn't really see his father much growing up, but he eventually develops a relationship with him, visiting him in jail, creates a relationship with him when he's in jail. And he said, this might sound odd to say about a convicted felon, but my father is one of the most articulate, well-read, charming people I've ever known. Still, I'm just now gauging whether he merits my loyalty or friendship. I look at him as someone who could be a friend more than someone who was a father. That's actually very moving at the end, him developing a relationship with him.

With his father, I feel like that's why all I've ever heard was Woody Harrelson, father, hitman. That that just, I feel like, rounded out the story in a way of, can you imagine of learning all of this stuff about a father that you were separated from and then going and making, like, go into prison to remake your friendship? Yeah, and be like, you know, he is a hitman, but also there's more, we contain multitudes. There's more to them than being just a hitman. Yeah. Make this movie, Woody.

He's not just a hitman. And last but not least. Last week we're talking about curse sets. Sorry, I'm becoming Meredith Marks over here. We're talking about cursettes. We're talking about cursettes. But one issue essence instance is the word I was thinking of. One instance of a haunted set that I've never heard of was on the set of three men and a baby.

I heard about it. Did you really? You can see the boy. I didn't even know. There's a boy within the shot. So this is, I feel like we've all seen. With the shotgun, right? It's like the...

So the movie Three Men and Baby, the rumor, which was repeated everywhere, was that the movie had been filmed at a home that was haunted by a boy who died their years ago. And when you look at the freeze frame that you can see, there is a phrase frame. I'm looking at it right now. There's a ghost of a boy. That awesome? I knew about this. Now, this was right in the, this was like one of those many old school. creepy things like the penis on the cover of the little mermaid.

It was one of those well-known things. Yeah, yeah. Are you showing it to us? Now, Adam. It is, so this is a cutout. Now, looking at this list, though, it does say the answer is not quite as exciting as you would expect. No boy died in a home because the scene was not filmed in a home.

The whole thing was shot on a soundstage. Oh, yeah. No boys. have died on a Hollywood sound safe. So don't worry about that. Never. They've never been trafficked and killed. No, nothing has nothing ever happened.

There's no files flying out in our faces about that these days. Nope, nope, nope. About trafficking and killing. Nope, never. The boys have never been in danger before. But according to this, it was actually a cardboard cutout of Ted Danson's character, Jack, that appears in a scene, later on.

And here I am showing Holden the picture of the cutout that is of dead dancing that they use later on. And I say that boy is dead. I think that boy is dead. The boy is dead.

Yeah, and neither one of them are getting him. No, that is a haunted boy. That is not a cardboard cut out of Ted dancing. That is the ghost of a trafficked boy from Hollywood. Yeah, but I will say, Dead Boys, good luck.

The movie ended up being a huge success. If you do encounter a ghost of a dead child, that gives you good luck for your next endeavor. So was The Exorcist, huge movie. So was Amityville horror, huge movie. You know, lots of these curfights, lots of these curses. The penis on the cover of Little Mermaid. Oh, my God, yes.

And they loved making those big old Mermaid Dix. But the boner was the priest's knees. And we did figure that out. It's not a boner. It was the knees. Even though he says, do you only beloved? Like he's getting hard in the moment?

But no, no, it's his knee. He has a knobby knee situation. Allegedly. Sounds like a bell end to me. Yeah. Bring it all the way back around. Giselle and. You jizzed shoe.

Yeah, man. Jizz it on the shoes. That's the list. Chis it on the shoes. You get out. Jizzed on shoes. Man, we have been. Screep for where MJ and I are in Buffy right now.

Because for those that remember, we were singing at this point, I feel like a thousand years ago. Coming on the eggs. We're coming on some eggs. Coming on some eggs. That was even the only coming on egg song. There was also, I could feel it. Coming on the eggs tonight. We were talking about the praying mantis episode of Buffy in season one.

Honestly, for me, the high point of Buffy lives and dies with that episode. That is the absolute high. Because you did not continue to watch the show. The show is only getting better and better. You don't even know. You don't even know what happens. You don't even know what happens. And Spike's just like, a lot, a lot, a lot, a lot.

Don't you ever. Alok it a lot. Beehive. Never make fun of him in front of me. Not while I have him on my shirt. Okay. Well, Jackie is currently blind with rage, but I think I'm going. Blind.

It's items. Oh, we can see them! I call this a blind items page seven greatest hits for Holden. This really runs the gamut. Oh. This one-named singer still hasn't learned her lesson and still treats her employees like crap. Beyonce? No.

Madonna. No. Share. Nah. Can't say J-Lo, right? J-Lo? No. G from the block.

She fell from Grace because. huzz of a story about how she treated her employee. Evil skinny Lizzo! Oh, skinny Lizzo! Evil skinny Lizzo! So wait, what? So she's just still treating her staff like shit? Yeah, there's just, uh, there's not even a, a new story. This just links to the old story of, uh, the lawsuit with her old employees.

But word on the street is that she's, whatever staff she has, she still treats them very poorly. And I chose this blind because I wanted to tell you Holden that Jackie and I have giving big props to you for how you manifested slash predicted skinny evil Lizzo several years ago. You know it. I mean, we're getting a lot of that these days with a lot of these body positive people magically overnight

becoming extremely skinny because for, I don't know why, why it would happen, or how it would happen. It must just be dedication. Dedication to their craft. It doesn't matter. It doesn't, it's just the idea. But they're just dropping the messaging. I mean, we're specifically talking about

Megan Trainor and Lizzo. I feel like those are the two body positive. And what's the comedian? She just came out as skinny. Oh, she came out as skinny. Oh, now we have to come out as skinny. A train wreck. Oh, what's her?

Yeah, she just, she also came out. Oh, Amy Schumer. Amy Schumer is also a skeleton woman now. Yes, yeah, yeah, yeah. But I mean, she's going, it seems like this is all, that's a whole, you know. Yeah. She's going through a lot.

She's, she's burning goodwill for other reasons that don't have to do with her weight. Totally. But, yes. But it helps burn the weight. It helps burn the weight. Shout out to Skinny Evil. So we already talked about her

weirdly choosing to defend the people listed in the Epstein files. But bizarre take. Again, just why would you even get online ever forever? Why would you do that? Why would you do that? Why would you even get on?

No need. They create problems for themselves because they don't have real problems. Yes. Period. Yes. Wow. And if you thought she was going to

magically turn nice to her staff after this. This just makes people lean in harder. These kinds of fall from graces. When people are publicly shamed, especially. When famous people are publicly shamed, they have such a grievance about it. It's the ego issue. Maybe I should be an asshole then. Or it's just an ego thing.

It actually makes the monster worse because their egos are so fragile and ridiculous. Yeah. Yeah. They don't, you know. Because I'm sure Ellen's just like a joy to work. work for these days. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm sure she's just like,

she moved out of L.A. I'm sure. Yeah, she's learned a lot. I bet. But speaking of people who've been publicly shamed, this married permanent A-list singer has been busted cheating before. Apparently now he is going to be confronted with multiple baby mamas.

Multiple. Okay, so this is a page seven deep cut. He had a big cheating scandal that we talked a lot about at the time. Maroon 5. Yeah. Wow. Adam Levine.

Adam Levine. Yeah. Adam Levine. That was one of my favorite, the reason why I popped to my head is one of my favorite page seven stories was the text. The text.

The one of wanting to name his child, the chick is trying to fuck. Yeah, man, that is really a crazy. And there's something so embarrassing about having like those kinds of horny texts leak out. It's so, it'll never not be, you can be the coolest,

suavest person ever. Your horny texts are never not going to look fucking ridiculous. No. Yeah. No, and it's, it's really, it's a rough look. Yeah. For any, yeah, anybody, even if you're like, yeah, anybody, your horny, like to Jeff, right, would be so embarrassing, you know, on, on, just thrown

out of the internet. I would definitely prefer it if he didn't share it with people. Oh, yeah. He does do that at parties. Oh, does. Oh, he shows everybody, so you've seen it all. But it's really just kind of like the forward text chains that I, you know, where it's like, are you slurping up for a president's day?

If you don't send these five horny dead presidents to all your girls, your pussy's going to be clashed. Yeah, your person's going to be covered in maggots. That is how Jackie texts, though, like, not joking. Yeah, with all the different emo. Are you having a sausage day? Sausage emo. Don't be a sad Willie Nelson, Willie Nelson, Emily Nelson, email. Yeah, I'm making them up myself in emo.

It's really difficult. to text. It takes me a long time because I got to go and craft the emotes and everything. Just to say the word yes, there's 18 emotes. Yep. And exclamation points because I'm a true millennial. And last but not least, a sibling of this A-list model, who is besties with the A-plus list singer, is threatening to leak everything she knows about the A-plus list singer and the illiterate model unless she gets paid. You just said, model, I have to watch this America's Nextstop model. Oh my God, I need to see it.

I have to see it. I'm guessing you're not referring to Tyra Banks just now. I am not. No. Okay, so a model has some dirt on a singer. A model has some dirt on a singer. A model sister has some dirt on a singer. Giselle.

A model sister. On a singer. Taylor Swift? Correct. Who's the model? Wait. And the model is. I thought you were talking about model sister.

A doubt is a theme. The person. The model. sister has dirt on the A-plus list singer. Well, aren't they both models? And it's, uh, uh, what's her name? Adele D'Eldeat's? The Hadidz?

The Hadidz? No, no. Good guess. Um, no. Oh, God. The claws. The claws. The claws.

The claws. The one that forever gets us. Yes. For the clause, the clause, the class. I mean, the claws, I don't know. I mean, they might be. I, I don't know. Who knows?

Wait, so can you read it again now that we know who it is? You know what I feel bad for in that whole situation? It's definitely YouTube. Oh! It's Spotify that did it. So I don't even know why you feel bad for YouTube right now. How about this? How about this feeble lizard home?

Get a Spotify account. No, Holden. It is racketeering. Holden, do you remember how angry you were during Jack-in because I wasn't logged into my Spotify? So you couldn't watch. your Taylor Swift. Good. It felt so much more special to get to watch

it on my paid for a spot-of-by show. By the way, they just don't have to pay. And they just up their membership fee another $2. And just $19 a month now. To have access to a music video? Come on. Don't you all love to wait and line out front of like a cupcake shop or a fancy club

and be like, we can't get in. They're having so much fun in there. Yeah, you're talking to me and MJ. How do you know we can't get in? You know. There'd be so much fun. Jackie hasn't done that since she was snort and coke waiting for the Harry Potter book to come out. I wish she was back in her blow days. Me too. I wish she was doing coke against what's more fun and funny.

Okay. Maybe that's why they're evil skinny. Maybe they're doing blocane and it's not the GLP ones. Maybe it's just that they're just ripping the blocane like old school. You know what? Hot take. I wish they'd mix some fentanyl in there. Don't see that old.

Oh, old and bad on MJ's birthday. I don't Lizzo. Don't you know. I know. Say that into a microphone. No. We just want her to be nicer to her staff. I do miss the days of juice, you know.

It was a nice time, everyone. I loved Lizzo. I loved it. It was nice. I love Lizzo. Final $20 check-in. I feel like we've gone through a lot, so maybe you've changed your mind about your $20.

I have to read the item again now that we know who everyone is. And then I'll give you your answer. The sibling of this A-List model, Carly Klaus, who is besties with the A-plus list singer, Taylor Swift is threatening to leak everything she knows about Taylor Swift and Carly Claus unless she gets paid. So this is Carly Claus's sister? Carly Claus's sister.

I wonder what she does. I only hope this attempted extortion is happening because you know Taylor Swift would definitely prefer to just be out with it than pay some fucking sister some money. I think she's got hush money for days. What are you talking about it? I think she'd hush. Wait a minute. Carly Kloss is the sister-in-law of Ivanka Trump and Jared Kushner.

How does that work? How does that work? Why? I don't have time to do this family tree right now. I have to answer whole this question. I mean, she's with a Trump? I don't. Okay.

Jared Kushner were enjoying Ivanka and Jared Kushner were enjoying quality time with the Kushner family, including her sister-in-law. She's married to Joshua Kushner. Well, wait, isn't Jared Kushner? He knows where the bodies are. He's been to the Epstein's, right? Guster allegedly, he knows where the bodies are, right? Oh, certainly. But Carly Claus is blackmailed the wrong people.

Carly Claus's sister or whatever. She should, okay, so Carly Claus. Tell us where the bodies are. Tell us what that sulfuric acid was ordered for. This is, I can't believe we've talked about Carly. I'm sure that people have messaged us about this and I've missed it. But I can't believe we've talked about Carly Clais this many times, and I never realized she was married to a Kushner.

I mean, we barely remember her name. Every time we forget. We barely remember she exists. She doesn't, she wasn't with, and then the context of how we know her, it's not with anyone other than allegedly Taylor Swift. The context of that's all we know. The context of how we know her is that cruel summer is allegedly about their summer together. Yes.

But did they spend any amount of that summer on a special island and what was the sulfuric acid ordered for? Oh, yeah. Thank you. Thank you. Maybe Adam can tell us. Adam seems to have a, no, he wants out? Oh, you don't want to, oh, you have birthday. Birthday book?

MJ, you want to talk about the birthday book? Best ending. Everybody, how all the little mice scatter once the light turns on. It's because they have human-sized cocks. And this is what, you're the one that wanted this in existence, Holden. So yeah, now everybody's scared of little mice that scatter because we don't know how they walk. Just drag it up. Yeah.

Just a mental image of a mouse to drag their big, huge dog. Not just their balls. Just this dirty cocked balls. Yeah. Just this dirty fucking heat is shrug around. What a burden. What a burden for them. I've got an answer for you, Holden, which is that I think that either before or after

Chicago tonight, depending on the time, I am going to make my husband take me to the Times Square either Red Lobster or Olive Garden. I can't tell which one is still open. Oh. Oh, I'm thrilled by this. I'm an ex to see. And $20 is going to get me about three-fourths of the way towards an entree. And so it's going to be, that's going to be money well spent.

Or like an oversized cocktail that barely has the liquor in it, but it is huge. Yeah, it'll give me a headache, but I'll be sober as a church mouse with a big cow. Yeah, with a big coach mouse with a big human dog. Yeah, it's big. It's a big. It's a church mouse and hard as a church mouse. Yeah, yeah. Just got to be so, now that you've switched the.

guess so. It's got to be so bizarre. I'm sure Jake and you guys aren't like this. No, but that's why, honestly, it's why we've been having so much fun because every episode of page seven is different. Like, it's just a different vibe every time. Yeah, yeah. And we get more serious. Like when Natalie is on and we get more, and it's like it's also, there's like, it's, but it's fun because everybody has a different wheelhouse of what they know about pop culture. And every, it's awesome because what's so cool about this network is everybody's been so down and excited to do the episodes of page seven because it's something not everybody else gets to talk about. Yeah, and it is nice to come in here and be like, oh yeah, Toby McQuire, like all these little things that like I catch and swirl on my head, but I never say out loud to like my wife for any, you know what I mean?

And I get to come here and I get to go, oh, right, I was very upset about the fact that he's like with a 20-year-old. Yeah, I know, me too. I thirsted for him until I learned about two weeks ago that he's a bad. his young lust. We've been talking about the pussy posse for a long time. The problem is, I still like the Sparmermans.

I like the Sparmer's season. Oh, yeah, sure. I don't, yeah, I'm not gonna... And so that means he's allowed to fuck that, you know, man. I'm not gonna not watch one battle after another, you know what I mean? Yeah, and think of Doc Ock.

Like, I still want to fuck Doc Doc Ock. Sure. And does that make me a scary person? Yeah, well, you talk. JIS sock. Yeah, yeah, of course I want to fuck Doc Doc. Look at all the arms. Interesting.

He's very smart. But also then Jeff would tell him about this whole portion of Spider-Man where it's like a golf against Doc Doc. And then Spider-Man dies. And then Doc-Ock goes inside of his brain and like he takes over Spider-Man. But then he realizes how actually strong Spider-Man is. Because apparently Spider-Man is technically like the strongest of all of them. He just, he like holds it back. Yeah.

But then Doc-Ock finds out when he's inside of Spider-Man's body because he kills Spider-Man. But now he has to live a life as Spider-Man. and he's finding out that Spider-Man was actually such a good person that he's now this smart guy inside of Spider-Man's brain, but then he is like, oh, maybe I should be good. Sorry, this is a whole other. I love it. I just, I didn't know because in my end, I-

Fine, you're on Wizard of Brouser next week. We just did a Spider-Man episode. I know everything about Spider-Man now. We just did a Spider-Man Mary Jane, like, marriage episode because they, like, retcon did, and it's been such a weird. Oh, yeah, and you showed me the dude that Mary Jane married, and he's a lot of shit. And I wanted to bang it.

I think it seems like Paul or something. Yeah, he's hot shit. She ends up, yeah, Spider-Man ends up getting like cucked by this guy named Paul. And he's just like, honestly, in my brain, he may as well be smart Hulk. Like, he's just like, way, just like, oh, yeah. He's just this, like, other guy. She ends up in this, like, other dimension with this guy and they have a whole life together. And then when she comes out, he's like, I'm back.

It's me Peter. And she's like, I'm with Paul now. Yeah. Are you guys excited for Spider-N-War with Nicholas Cage? Yeah. Do you see the trailer? I am excited for Spider-Noire. Yes.

I'm excited for any interesting thing that's not like the same thing they always do. Yeah. Also, we recently re-watched the Spider-Verses because it's been sad in my house. And Jeff was like, I'd like to re-watch the Spider-Words. I was like, sure. Man, just, you forget, they're just so good. Great movies. They're really good.

Yeah, they're good. Well, I can see again. MJ, welcome back. Can't stop thinking about you wanting to sleep with Alfred Molina. That's fine. Yeah. I guess I'm thinking about these mice we've been describing. You don't want to sleep with Alfred Molina?

I don't want to sleep with Alfred Molina. Why? I mean, same question, but for you. What about Ted? I mean, he's just such a good, wonderful act. I mean, he's like, he's Bredway. Like, talk about Bourd. Talk about exactly what I want.

Yeah. Okay. All right. I'll think about it. He's so smart and he's just so accomplished. And then you watch him in, like, interviews. And he's just, oh, he just seems. It seems nice.

Okay. All right. I will reconsider my position. Thank you. Really appreciate this. I think this is what your 40s is going to be about. It's circling back to see, do we want to fuck, Alfred Molina? And it is time.

It is time now for Jackie Snackies. Let's get it. Get it. Get it. I've been a Snacky girl. Snacky. I've been a snacky girl. Snacky.

I've been a snacky girl. Snacky. I've been a snackie. Snacky. Snacky. Is somebody going to eat those chips? Is somebody going to dip those dips? Is somebody going to try those candies?

I got seminar. I say I'm a snack lead. Now, Holden. What? I know that you're usually, you're my savory boy. Uh-huh. And I was, I... I like sweets too, though.

I like sweets. Okay, this is good because I've got a little bit across the board here because I've got something coming in that somebody sent in to Jackie Snackies. And I want to say, thank you so much. You can send in your own snackies to Jackie Snackies at 5. 4804 Laurel Canyon Boulevard number 378 Valley Village, California, 9-1-6-07. All right, what do we guys? Is it weed?

Because I kind of want to get high right now. It's not weed. It's weed. I just want to give a shout out. To Alex. Alex says long as I've listened to her first. I'm caller. My girlfriend works at a specialty grocery store here in Michigan and told me these birthday

cake pretzels. I'm doing this in honor of your birthday. always sell out. Even so I did not expect to enjoy them as much as I did. They are not dipped or coated, but in fact, dusted in some sort of birthday cake-flavored powder.

What? It may sound disgusting and or juvenile, but it is surprisingly palatable, in my humble opinion. And Alex also says, Pop Daddy is a local Michigan brand, and I wanted to give you a shout at Alex because they sent in Pop Daddy.

We have tried Pop Daddy before, and I brought this in because this is part of the savory side of it. Holden, I tried these. and they were so, I haven't tried this one because I haven't opened yet, they were so, so good. This is coming in from Alex. Mexican Streetcorn. I love Mexican Street Corn. Ooh, that sounds good.

It is a made in Michigan company called Pop Daddy, and they just have such great flavor in it. And I just want to say, thank you so much Alex. Alex says, I think the pop part refers to the fact that they also sell popcorn and the daddy part was the sign that these needed to be experienced by you. Wow. Thank you so much, Alex, for. sending this in. You are so sweet. And so for you, MJ, I'm sorry that I'm not there to share the birthday, but in my brain, I was sharing birthday with you since I sent you the sweets. And I'm sorry, I didn't Venmo you $20, but maybe I'll, maybe I'll venmo you another $20.

Keep your 20. You, I'll tell you what. Toss M.J. 20 bucks. Should I? Okay, so all this is I'll toss you 20 bucks. And so these birthday cake pretzel sticks are also. They're also in from pop daddy. So let's give these birthday cake pretzel sticks. a go. Oh, also it comes with this, Holden, because I was so excited. I talked about this during Jackin. I was excited because in my home,

we are a Cherry Coke Zero home. We keep Cherry Coke Zero, and this is the big thing in our home. And I heard that they had come out with an ice cream, I'm sorry, Cherry Float Coke Zero. Whoa. I looked everywhere for it. I found it.

I got them for Jeff for Valentine's Day. But I'm going to do this. I wanted you to try. I'm so glad you brought this up. Because I wanted to hear your review of it. Because I, you know, I go to AMC all the time and I go to the squirt machines where you can mix anything together. Yeah. And I will say this actually is as close to the mix that I usually make at the AMC, which is the cherry vanilla coat.

zero. You're going full Mormon. And this taste, it's not dirty. I didn't put any milk in it or whatever it. I'm not making it swig. But what do you think, Holden? I think it's delicious. I'm really glad you brought this up because I'm not drinking, except for our Friday stream. Jacking with a Holdies on Holaders' ho on Twitch.

I'm not drinking any other day of the week. And I said it for 10 weeks, but the idea is to kind of generally forever, mostly not drink during the week. And so my fling. Seltzer game has gone off the chain. Yes, dude. And I definitely have some wrecks there that I've been enjoying. Honestly, these fuck

this orange vanilla water lues also, these fuck, they're kind of like a light creamsicle. I am lately, we have started to dive into the wonderful world of flavored liquid death seltzers. And I'm like not, this is not sponsorship, you know, but

I'm none of this is. I believe for everything. I'm blown away at how good. But anyone wants to sponsor me. if they want to have said, I'm down to be sponsored. First of all, zero sugar ginger ale is our zero sugar coke, right? Okay, okay. We have that sucked up. But man, I am really bold over.

I haven't had a, but, and they have, like, their root beer flavored seltzer is fantastic. Sometimes the soda flavored seltzers, though, where it feels like, in the past, I remember Jeff, many, many years ago when I was more into, like, the, laquoise. which I don't really drink any of those anymore. But he always said that it tasted like a salad dipped in in water. Yeah. And sometimes I feel like the soda ones, I'm like, this just tastes like diluted soda. So I would agree with their version of Dr. Pepper is like that.

It kind of just tastes like watered down Dr. Pepper. Okay. But that's why I wanted to give a shout out to the root beer. The root beer, I think the flavoring is just strong enough to not make it seem like you're drinking, you know, that really, makes it feel like you're drinking an actual root beer. Okay. I also really like their cherry and their orange. Let me try this.

So these are also the pop daddy birthday cake pretzels. Pop Daddy has old bay pretzels, French's mustard pretzels, Frank's Red Hot pretzels. Many exciting flavors. But I also, I'm a slut for birthday cake flavoring. So I'm going to see. I also like birthday cake flavoring for sure, birthday cake ice cream. Whoa. Yeah.

Wow. Pretty good. Pretty good. With the Coke Zero, Cherry Float, Coke Zero, too, it's like that we're having dessert right now. Oh my God. On the pretzel, and the pretzel stick as well. They're dangerous. These are dangerous.

Because it tastes like candy, but it's pretzel. You kind of get. And in my head, I feel like I could very, very quickly, very easily eat this bag that apparently has three servings in it, which I don't think so. No, no, no. I don't think so. I don't think it's one. I think a lot just be affordable. These bags are only five bucks, and I kind of want to order the Mexico Street Corn ones,

the garlic parmesan ones. Dude, honestly, get them. Yeah. The flavors are so good. And it seems to be like a small and a bit of company. You want any more? It is, yeah, sure. It is interesting, too, because it's like you get the flavor dusting of the...

Let me take a picture of you holding that up. Sure, you get the flavor dusting on the pretzel, but then it really is just, it is a pretzel stick. You know what I mean? Well, I like those pretzels. You know the honey mustard pieces of pretzel that are like, Pieces of pretz? Yeah. Oh, I remember.

Oh, the shards of the honey mustard and onion shards. Man, I couldn't stuff those away. I love those. But it's also, it's because it's got such good flavor. And this is totally what Pop Daddy, like that's the Pop Daddy Wheelhouse. They make such great flavor. And I don't know how they get the flavor to stick to the pretz. so well.

Yeah. So they must, I mean, they must do it when they're hot, I guess, when they make the pretzels and put it on, I would assume. Beer cheese flavor. I think I'm going to make a haul. I'm going to make a Pop Daddy haul. Yo, I highly recommend. And Alex, thank you so much for sending these in from Michigan. I feel the Michigan love.

Man, everything about Michigan, it's just, I feel like I meet people from Michigan. I love every person. I just, every time, I've been in Michigan many times. And it's just, do I need to move to Michigan? I love, certainly. Our show in Michigan. Yeah. Our show in Michigan was, that little delightful place we were was absolutely lovely.

All right. Are you doing the Mexican Street, Corn one, or is it MJ's take? Get your birthday on it. Get a selfie. It's your birthday. I want a snack and like it's your birthday. You're going to eat a snack and like it's your birthday. But we do give a fuck that it's your birthday.

Try something new. It might blow my mind. Hello, spicy. Hello, crunch. It's, I'm a mama. Minut munch. Hello, Dill. You're my wild thrill.

It sounds james. Mama, mama. Minut munch. Minut munch. Mity munch. Treating myself to a chip flavored after my favorite bar food, which is buffalo wings. This is Lays stacks. It definitely looks like you're holding up

I'm thinking of like laundry detergent. It's a very interesting container for chips. A little bit less artisanal than Pop Daddy. This is Laze. This is the Laze chips that I found downstairs at the bodega. Better do the laundry pod challenge over there.

It really looks like laundry. It does. It does. So wait, what's the flavor buffalo cheese? Buffalo wings with ranch because Holden only has ranch, never blue cheese. Am I right?

The opposite? Opposite. Opposite. Birthday failure. I thought I knew you. But you'll dip you're pizza. Pretty much the only thing I opt for ranch with is pizza. Yeah.

And even then I'd rather the Papa John's garlic dip. But yeah, I'll do ranch with pizza. All right. Especially shitty pizza. All right, get it. Okay. Man, there's something about the shape of a pringle that always cuts. up my mouth that I just love man putting like the stack of like seven of them in your mouth.

I will eat a fucking, I'll eat a jar of that shit immediately. How is it? There's something about the compositeness of the chips that's so satisfying. Yeah. Right. It's, okay, it's a little weird. I do find that the Lays brand of Pringles are not as good as regular Pringles in general. But flavor wise, it doesn't taste like buffalo wings per se, but it does.

taste good. It tastes a little spicy. I'm surprised. You get the ranch. Yeah. I feel like I would say it tastes more like ranch than it tastes like buffalo sauce. Oh, that should be illegal. Yeah. But that should that should not be because both of those flavors are very strong. Very specific. And they should be able to and they should be able to compete with one another. I think what I honestly, I'm looking at these pop daddy, uh, Frank's red hot pretzels. And I just feel like I just watched. You're saying, oh yeah, that's a jujitsu teacher for you. Yeah, yeah.

I just watched my friend make homemade buffalo wings at my house. And I'm thinking about the incredible smell of Frank's red hot simmering on the stove, you know, with the butter and everything. I just, I feel like... Yeah, you might have to do a little bit of a baseball player, wife swap.

A little bit of a wife swap, yeah. I will finish this. That's the only answer. It's not that you should be eaten buffalo wings. You should be making them. It's that you swap. Swap. Wives.

Yeah. So I do, I do. do want to order the Franks Red Hot pretzels. I will, this is good. I will finish it. I wouldn't say it's giving buffalo wing, but it is giving yummy spicy chip, and I will absolutely finish it.

Yeah, I guess it's that it's the Lays stacks. They're weird. Not Pringles. They're weird. They're like not curved. It's so, it's like, it's like. Oh, but I like how it fits my tongue. Oh, weird.

Yeah, that's the whole thing. Yeah. It's like a sheet of salt. I'm going to show you. It's just like you're looking, it's like, it's not, Lays is not a off brand chip, But it's so not a pringle.

Look at how less curved it is than a pringle. Oh, yeah. No, that's limp. That's a limp crisp right there, man. It's a bit of a flaccid chip. Yeah, I don't want to shove that inside of me at all. So, it's fine. But go the artisanal way if you can.

Yeah, a little bit of a dick mouth there. Go the art. Yes, look up Pop Daddy. Again, big thanks go out to you, Alex. Thank you so much for sending in this Pop Daddy. And now I guess we're all a Pop Daddy family. Yep. Here we are pop daddy.

I am the disabled. I have been thinking about that tweet ever since. And I have been saying I am the disabled ever since. And no one knows that I'm referring to the Alyssa Milano. Many years ago. Many years ago. During COVID, I believe. It was like, I am a trans person.

But it's just the fact that she said, I am the disabled. So good. It's just that's such a, what do you talk? about girl. Create problems for yourself. You're sir. Oh, she certainly was. Just relax.

Just relax. Get a hobby. And this is, and thank you so much for bringing in your MJ's men at Manjay. Oh. And they are snacking and they are birthday in. MJ, I can't wait to hear about Whitney in Chicago. And we're going to hear about it tomorrow on our second helpings episode. So please come hang out with us tomorrow.

I can't wait for your review. And Holden, thank you so much for coming today. What's going on? What are we looking at? You are welcome. Check out, hey, subscribe to Alpian TV. Check out everything that's going on over there. We just did a town hall with big announcements.

More shows coming to there. Check out me on Holdenadersho. Twitch.tv. I stream with Jackie every week. And listen to Nerd of Mouth, the show I do with Jake and Mike. Check out that Spider-Man Mary Jane Marriage episode. That was a lot of fun.

We just did a whole episode on the Steve Urkel effect and the instances where... On cheese? Yeah, geez. Instances where a show started off one way and then a character came in and completely took it over and changed it. Oh, fun. With a big focus on Urkel, though. So, you know, we're doing a lot of interesting episodes over there. Check it out in a new mouth.

Hell yeah. I'll leave it at that. But yeah, the whole YouTube. of the network is popping off. We got full video episodes for Who's the Bitch? We've got Spun putting out video essays. We hopefully will have a video essay from No Dogs coming out soon. So there's a lot of exciting stuff on YouTube.

And again, I want to apologize to YouTube for Taylor's Misty. Even though it has nothing to do with YouTube and that none of that has anything to do with how she has a stronghold over whatever she wants. Oh, she's a little tyrant. Isn't she that lord of yours, Holden? My name is Jackie Zabrowski. You can follow me at Instagram, but Jack, that worm. You can come hang out with us over.

Yes, full video episodes of who's the bitch, YouTube.com slash at who's the bee. Go check that out. Give us a follow. You're going to get new full video episodes every single week. And we've been having so much fun, like figuring this out.

And it's a new world for us. And slowly all of the shows are going to be getting this treatment. So don't you. worry, hold onto your butts. But also while you're holding onto your butts, why don't you take your butt on over to the ripped bodice? Check out the ripped bodice over on Instagram. That is where Natalie Jean and I are going to be doing our monsters against Ice show, where 100% of the donations go towards Churla. And it's going to be on February 25th at the ripped bodice. Get your tickets.

They are, and with your ticket, it includes a $10 voucher to get a book at the rip modest. So this is us. You're going to, all the books that I'm going to be discussing in the show are going to be there and available for you if you want them. So check that out. And also, guys, thank you for hanging out with us every week. But I know that you want to check out the page seven Patreon, MJ. Go check out the page seven Patreon there. You can join us for our wistria lay and iacs. Desperate Housewives watch along that we just started. We're having so much fun. It's so much fun. Immediately having a blast. Yes. And also, of course, there's Jackie's book club or Jackie is reading Dead to the World, the Sooky Stackhouse book four.

And of course, at our $10 layer, there is Buffy to Buffy to Buffy. Jackie's been trying to pop up some fun things, fun extras there for our patrons, such as the weird Stricks, murder mystery that we did. That we did with Jake. And also our cats watchalongs are up there. So a lot of fun at the Patreon. And of course, you can email us page 7 podcast at gmail. We love hearing from you great emails about Heathcliff, not the Caps from Wuthering Heights.

Also, very, Jill Zarin and lots and lots of fun emails that we're getting. I am going to try to see Wuthering Heights. At some point, I will throw it out there when your partner has just gone through a huge grief. And every time you're like, but maybe tonight we'll see Wuthering Heights, maybe tonight. It's hard to get the motive, you know? We're going to see the movie. We're going to get to the movie. Yeah, yeah, I hear you on that, man. Quote,

Wuthering Heights. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And thanks most of all to you, Holden, and to you, Jackie. There's no two people I'd rather spend by birthday with. Thank you. Happy birthday, MJ. So, a pleasure was all mine. It was so fun to do this, guys.

Thank you so much for having me, as always. Thank you for hanging with us. And we love you so much, MJ. Have a great rest of your birthday. And for everybody else, welcome to the firehorse, bitches. It's time to run. Bye. Bye.

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