Page 7 - I Think They're In Love w/ Julia Johns

Episode Date: August 7, 2025

This week on Page 7, Jackie and MJ are joined by friend and comedian Julia Johns as they confirm Sydney Sweeney is YUCK, and the Goopograhy book confirms Gwyneth Paltrow is just as detached from reality as she seems.  Julia is starting a family friendly show called "The Littlest Late Show" and has enlisted the network children for help, then Rod Stewart harnessed the power of AI and finally answered the question of "what would Ozzy do with a selfie stick in heaven?", Jackie learned some "interesting" facts about Ozzy during a recent rewatch of "The Osbournes", Pamela Anderson and Liam Peeson are keepin' the chemistry goin' after they both stared in the delightful "Naked Gun" reboot as Jackie reports back the reboot is great! Julia gets the rundown of how much Meghan Markle's jam sucked, a zoo in Denmark would like donations of dead family pets so they can be ripped apart by predators, Tom Cruise and Ana de Armas are "together" in a totally natural and non PR relationship plus one of Nicole Kidman's children revealed Nicole wears wigs, Julia show's MJ and Jackie their bee punchin' hand, and then it's time for this week's list of "Celebrities That Have Visible Scars and THE STORIES BEHIND THEM!" MJ bringz The Blindz, Jackie's Snackies starts at 1:12:46.473 complete with an AMAZING theme song courtesy of BadKuchiKopi, and even more!!Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast  Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

I was just doing an episode on Fleetwood Mac over with Tess Barker on the pop mystery pod, so you know I was getting a little Stevie with it. Just like the white waked dove sings the songs sounds like she's singing. Ooh, baby, ooh, said, ooh. Just like the wide wick dove and sings the songs sounds like she's singing. Ooh, baby, ooh, said ooh. And the days go by like a strand in the wind, the web that is my own, I begin again, said to my friend, everything's not.

Nothing else matters. Oh, oh, oh, yeah, Stevie. Fuck Lindsay Buckingham. Fuck him forever. Lindsay fuckingham more like, yeah, that's how I'm starting out. Oh, is it a current celebrity gossip? No, but does it still stick in our craw until the end of days? Yes, welcome to page seven.

MJ, are you scared of me yet? I'm, well, welcome to myself. I am scared. And I'm, you know who might be even more scared than me is our guest today. I'm so excited that she's going to be here. I believe it is her first time on page seven. She's the creator of a one woman show called Tale of Two Cities and the Upcoming Family Friendly. Tale of Two Titties. Did I say? I'm Charles Dickens. Yeah, this is, yeah, we've got Charles Dickens. Charles Diggum. He's Rist from the Brave. Yeah, it's AI version. Tale of Two Titties And the upcoming family-friendly show The Littalist Late Show Julia Johns Thank you for being here

On page 7th You did not also say that they are the co-CEO of girls are roommates Our roommates If you are a long time fan of I guess we're going to say Jackie Zabrowski and Julia Johns You know girls are roommates

Thank you yeah huge web series I mean everybody lost their minds for it It was made by Adam, who also is in the room. And the three of us did make, it was perfection. It really was. And it was, I think it actually scared everybody away because it was such a great web series during the time. Nobody's made a web series since. No.

Yeah. It inspired everyone to, like, purchase and develop different web series because yours was so good. And maybe Broad City did get chosen as one of those. And maybe that did well. Because they couldn't afford us. That's what it was. They came to us first. They did.

And Amy Poehler was like, please, Julia, Jackie, the world needs your stories. Let them have it. Yeah. I know. Those of us making web series in 2009 know how, you know, we walked so that Broad City could run. Amen. You know, and we now look at us. We're gabbing into microphones.

We've got, we've just, every week, we just have a new list of celebrities to talk about how they're bad. And each week we say, is this one bad? Maybe. And then next week we can come back and we can say yes, confirm. It's they're bad. Which is why we have to start. Is it how to start? Start with Sidney today.

Julia, I need you to know. You know, Julie, I imagine you've heard a bit about what's going on with Sidney Sweeney last week, MJ and I were trying to give her at least a semblance of the benefit of the doubt. Yeah. Of like, maybe. We were wrong. We were so wrong. Like, we were like so. And I,

I appreciate, you know what? I'm going to say thank you everybody for all of the messages. You're right. Yes, she is a registered Republican. Yes, we did not know that when we were recording. Obviously, we wouldn't have been wondering if she was bad if we hadn't known. Now we know she is a registered Republican. Which is also, you can find that out so fast, which I always kind of forget about.

Like, you can just find out when somebody's registered to vote us, right? I guess it's like the kind of thing where I just try not to think about how much information can be gotten just so easily, you know. I try to not think about that. Yes. And because there is also still the faction of people of like, well, just because she's registered Republican, doesn't mean.

It's like, oh, it's like she was registered in 2024. She's definitely. Yeah. And now Trump has weighed in when we are hoping that that shrinks everyone's boner for her. But I don't know if it will.

If I was Sydney-Sweeney and Trump said something like that about me, I would sew my vagina. lips shut. I'd be like, well, I'm over. I guess no holes for me ever again. Yuck. No thank you. That I'm like, oh, I'm the hottest.

They're like, oh, so glad that he said. It really, you guys were right. You know what he must have said about that also behind closed doors. I know what? Honestly, Julie, I'm surprised at this point. He doesn't have to say behind closed doors. So we're not going to go down that road. We are going to

You know, I think it is a difficult week for specifically MJ and I because we are, you know, it's all the Sydney-Sweeney stuff. We're also currently reading the Gwyneth Paltrow biography, which is just, man, it really, it really just makes you, like, oh, there's so many stories that you hear that you're just like, I guess I wasn't supposed to like you, huh? I guess we never were supposed to like you. Does she just seem even more out of touch? Yes. Yeah. Yeah. She is, do you know how much of a bitch you have to be to be known for being the biggest bitch at your private school in Manhattan?

Whoa. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Did she find out that she was considered the biggest bitch? Oh, yeah. I mean, she's like, I think that's what she, I think it powers her, you know, because we know that calories aren't powering her. And so I think she's like, she's powered on, she like, she loves to be hated. Although apparently bone broth, everybody screams.

Everybody loves bone. broth. I don't know. How crazy would it be to be like a mom with a kid at that school and you get to just gossip with your friends about the latest thing that Gwyneth Paltrow is doing? Like you know so much more about her and you're interacting with her?

Or do, like, does that make it more real and it makes you not want to? You know, where it's like, because she did say, you know, according to the book that she did shallow how to show everybody who she really is to show how funny and how Sherry Frank.

She's carefree, Julia. She was so carefree. That's why she did Shallow House. Yes, that's why, sorry, we're not, that. Go over to celebrities over on the page 7th Patreon if you want to hear us, get more into that. But also, speaking of kids, now you did bring up up top that you are starting in a family-friendly show called the littlest late show, Julia. Tell us a little bit about it because I do love this idea. Okay.

But sometimes MJ and I do struggle with the world of presenting children into the world. world of Hollywood, but I like what you're doing with it. Yes. Well, it is, it was, I would make these little talk shows with my nieces when they were younger and I wanted to do something with that. And so then I was like, let me do it live. And so I'm doing it at Lyric Hyperion. And so I'll have, when? September 14th. Love this. Sunday. 5.30 p.m. Love this. Get a plug in. Julia. Get the plug in while you're here. And our get, should I say our guests for the first show? Sure. Yeah. Well, you know, who knows. Am I changed? it might change but I think you might want to see it yeah okay well the children of miss carrick clank

and Jared Logan yeah we've got an Oscar also the daughter of Holden McNeely it's very open actually very healthy and uh show little miss winnie McNeely will be on the show and I feel like it's um it's you know a live stage show so it's like a one-time thing for them it's not like I'm putting them in whatever. Right. You're not like morbidizing them. Commercials or whatever. Winnie,

she's got a book in her. But they'll feel like little celebrities because I will record something with them beforehand. Whatever they want to do, like a silly little movie scene, whatever they want to do a music video. I feel like I might have Winnie do a music video. So then when they come out as the guest, I'll be like, so you had a new song come out, Winnie. Let's check out your music video.

I love that. Have different games and stuff. I mean, this might really, who knows. It might be crazy. It could take off. It might be real bad. No, but it's great. It's so smart.

It's like it's an early, like middle of the afternoon show. I think it's a lot of fun. I think it's, you know, it's a fun thing for the kids, but also like it is finite. It's not in, you know, it's not a you, like, I know that, like, of course, you want to build this out eventually. But like, I just feel like it's a really fun idea. And I'm glad that you're doing it. Me too. Yeah, it's just, this is just like it'll be an intimate little show that just the audience sees,

which will be other, like, kids and parents. So, yeah, I think it's so fun because also the ones you made with your nieces is like, yeah, you guys are like in a basement like cardboard and stuff. And so it's very, I feel like it fits about like playing around and like being like kids are really funny and they're fun to talk to and you can play around with them. That is very different than what we have been talking about page seven on page seven lately, which is that I have come to believe that child acting should be abolished. But we don't have to get into that now. Yeah. Oh my God. Yeah.

And yet, though, we still complain about the AI use of the kid. I complain about it in Fantastic Four. And, man, if we are going to be complaining about the use of AI, we can't not bring up Rod Stewart today. Good segue. Yes, we are going to be bringing up the AI tributes to Ozzy Osborne that Rod Stewart decided to show during his show at Caesar's Palace while he sang forever young. You know how hard you have to work to make me upset while Forever Young is playing? Yeah, right. Just, I do love, I love that song.

Let it speak for itself. I'm more of, like, the Alphaville version of the song. But, you know, I think that just because, you know, the many, many stories we've heard over the years about Rod Stewart and how he's kind of a yuck. Yeah. But the fact that, man, does this make him the biggest yuck? Yuck? It was like, wasn't a hologram bad enough? Right.

And now, so it was actual, it's like pictures. It was as if Ozzy had taken selfies with Whitney Houston, with Tupac, with Tina Turner. A montage of AI generated selfies with other dead celebrities set to Forever Young. Yikes. How was the audience reacting during it? I guess you can't tell even if half of them were like, uh-huh. Also, it's a little hard to tell. It kind of sounded like silence.

Yikes. Yikes. But also that's silent. Going to a Rod Stewart concert in Vegas, now this is someone that I just found out that Barry Manilow is going to be stopping performing by the end of the year. What am I going to do? Get in there. I got to get there. I got to see one more time.

I got to see one more time. I got to see him one more time. But here's the thing. If I went to a Barry Manilow concert and he did something like that, I would be like, well, I mean he is a thousand years old. And he does think like in Rod Stewart's brain or what? Whatever boomer that works for Rod Stewart that was like, I know what the kids are like. Yeah. Yeah.

We're going to be the first ones to do this. Yeah. All the people in the audience must have been so old that they didn't understand. Yes. That's what I didn't even know it was AI. Right. They're like what? Wow.

He was with all of them. Wow. In one room? It looks like they're in heaven. Are they actively in heaven? You can do that now. They're all singing, we are the world together. Oh my God.

somebody's going to make that AI video now soon. Oh, creepy, creepy. And I do want to give a shout out. And now, Luna, I don't know if you meant for us to read this aloud. It just made me feel validated. And I want to say thank you for your Patreon comment because they did say as a professional works in the field of computer science AI. Now, we were talking about this a little bit yelling.

Now, MJ and I don't know anything really about the world of AI. We do know that it's bad. And we do know, even though I was told that it was like, it's the future. You've got to be using it. you've got to, but what Luna says that works in the field of computer science AI, that it is not the future. It is another buzzword from corporate America like crypto and blockchain. It is a real technology that does have applications, but pretty much anything that is generative AI, the current hotness, is stupid and useless. Behind the scenes, it is thousands of little math

equations that adjust until it starts vomiting words the creator likes. These thousands of calculations to allow a computer to generate something new is what causes all the of power draw. There is no thought or intelligence behind any of it. Thank you guys for continuing to talk about how bullshit it all is. And thank you for writing that because it does continue the conversation. And I appreciate that, like, we now know that you can write. You can Google minus AI when searching for something.

So you don't get that annoying AI answer up top because those answers are not always correct. So you have to, we got to be able to do it a little bit more. raise it yourselves. We're supporting each other in it. We don't need that shit, guys. We don't need pictures of us with Ozzy. We were doing fine without it, what, six months ago? Like, we were fine.

But also, though, the whole, like, making us feel like we're responsible again, and it's like, every time you search, this is what you're doing. And it's like, no, blame the corporations, the people that made it, the people that are forcing it into Google, aka Google, I guess, is doing that. Like, it's the

somebody posted that this is like us using paper straws while billionaires have private jets. 100%. And yes, we are still killing the turtles, everyone. Oh my God. Think about the turtles. Yeah. No, I just don't like the dead, bringing the dead into it.

Yeah. And I bet the dead don't like it either. No. No, I bet they don't. Did they consent to be in that video, Rod Stewart? I don't think so. I was saying to MJ a little bit earlier, though, that I was talking to Jeff about rewatching the Osbournes because I was like, man, I think, Ozzy,

was just like, I feel like to our generation, Ozzy was not only like this, you know, huge genius, but he also was like a daughtering old man that we all fell in love with. And Jeff was like, have you ever read into how Ozzy used to act before he got sober? And I was like, no, I haven't. And he was just telling me a couple of stories that were really intense. There's one about, let's just say, maybe in a truble, drug-addled psychosis of sorts.

He killed one of it, like a bunch of his wife's cats and then smeared all the blood all over the wedding suit that he was wearing that he put on in his psychosis. And then she woke up in the morning and found all of her cats dead with their blood smeared all over. His wedding suit with him passed out drunk on the floor. I'm sorry, not drunk, I just passed out on the floor. Lord knows what. So that was just like an example.

and now I know people can grow and we can all change and sobriety is beautiful and can provide so much for people to be able to change. It's just crazy to me that I assumed Ozzie, you know, biting bats heads off. Like you would kind of assume he might not be the best guy. I am interested in reading a lot more about it, but then at the same time hearing about the panic button

that Sharon Osborne had to have because he would beat her so brutally that she would keep with her. It really does. I'm like, maybe I shouldn't be watching. But also, congrats because, I mean, he did change and he did put in, you know, he did grow. Never killed any more cats? I don't know. We can't know that for sure.

But, you know, I'm just peppering that in there that, you know, I did say to MJ that maybe we should read an Ozzie. an Aussie memoir. He's going to have a memoir posthumously released. Yes. He was working on it. The news of his memoir came out early July and now it's still going to come out. Yeah, what an arc

to really, to go, you know, and I don't know if we would say that it's like, I just don't know enough about him as a man, but I mean, if he, he did kind of launder his image by the end there to be like, oh, what a jolly old fellow. But yeah, I mean,

I'm happy for him that he got sober and everything, but I think that my opinion on Ozzy might change if I knew more. It's like how in like rom-coms at the beginning, you know, you'll meet like, say, the guy and he's this like awful dick and he's like mean to the female protagonist. And then by the end, though, they're in love. But like you watch the bad ones and you're like, well, but this guy is like an asshole at his core.

I don't care that he like kind of changed. He still, he sucks. And that feels like we're supposed to like Ozzy now. But it's like, he killed a bunch of cats, though. But then it also is, though, people that have struggled and battled addiction, that people are like, but that was my addiction. That's not me. That was, you know, and it is people that have done the work.

Now, again, I haven't looked too far into the amount of work. I hope that he did to be able to get to the place that he was at towards the end. Yeah, and stop beating Sharon. Christ. You know, it's just, that's, you know, a life is long. And we can all have phases. Oh my God. You know who else's life is long, but now is in that wonderful, beautiful phase.

Oh, my God. And so. Liam Neeson. I ship, I ship, I ship until I'm the poop cruise now, y'all. The toilets could only take so much. I'm sorry, I'm talking about the poop cruise. But I am so obsessed with Liam Neeson and Pam Anderson. and I need everyone immediately to hear my cry.

I went to go see the new naked gun and I am fixed. Yeah. I am renewed. It's healing. It is so. You saw it too, Julia? I did. Dude.

You loved it? Yes. So fucking good. AMC Stubbs should be covered by insurance. It's, it was therapy. You're damn right. It was, it was, I went in not, like, knowing that I enjoy. William Nason, knowing that I am having currently the same love affair with Pam Anderson that I think that all of society is and is deserved. But I also didn't expect to like the movie. Is that a crazy? I expected for it to be fine. Yeah. And I expected because like the trailer was fun. But man, the trailer only shows like some jokes in the first like what? Five minutes. Yeah. And it is. So jokes.

joke, joke. It is only jokes. Yeah. It is so straight played in such a fun way. Pam Anderson kills it. Liam Anderson kills it. I really do. Honestly, what's his name?

Houser fucking what's his, pudgy, pudgy Houser? What's his name? I only know him as Pudgy Houser because I, as someone that I understand that Henry has been, he's taken rolls from him before. So in House of Zabrouse, we have feelings. But that it's nothing to do with the fact that he is actually very funny and he's actually very good.

Paul Walter Howie. That one. That one coming after my family with his funny facts. How dare there can't be more than one funny fat. Henry lost too much weight. Henry's too small now. This is what happened. I was like, yeah, you ain't working for it hard enough.

Not the way that, oh my God, Liam Neeson and Pam Anderson are. And even Natasha Richardson's sister did like post like a positive comment. towards like the two of them because man them in interviews. Yes. The giggling. This had better be real. I believe it's real.

I think it has. I think it is. I don't know if either one of them are that good of actors. Like I didn't know. Yeah. Well, also they're just like, I mean, we know that Liam Neeson is like a very private person has been a private, like a fairly private person. I mean, we have the whole running joke about how he piece his pants.

But I think we all know that he... We call him Liam Pison because he does, unfortunately not. It's not like, oh, as you get older, apparently, people with penises, like, as you get older, it drips, it drips more and more. But his is more of a goose. Uh-oh.

You've seen a lot of wet spots on his pants? Yes. Oh, yeah. We have a photo montage at our live show. But that said, I think that we all know that he... Had a hard time for a while. Had a hard time. I think he...

He, I think he lost Natasha Richards in 2009, and it's been quite a while. And like we talked about last week, he just went down this taken rabbit hole. And did you see the quote to that from this week where he was like, I'm a bit embarrassed by the Taken franchise? Like he's like, yeah, yeah, he's like, what was I doing? Whoa. Oh, my God. He was in a grief fugue state.

I think that probably the first taken you could hang your hat on, but I think the rest of them. Yeah, I think there's a lot. And I, I, I remember learning about Taken in some class where I was learning about, like, the way that Islamophobia manifests in film. There was just, it just becomes, like, increasingly, like, you know, kind of an ambiguously Arab country that is, um, where the Takening is happening. But I, I mean, listen, if you're a Takenhead, correct me if I'm wrong. Okay. I've only seen, I think, two of them. But he, what, you know, his career had a weird term. after this tragic loss in his life. And obviously Pamela Anderson has had, you know, people have their associations with her.

And now she's doing this totally, you know, she's doing this no makeup, aging naturally thing. And it's, I'm just fascinated by, like, I think it's so sweet to see, like, we talked a lot with JLo and Ben about, before JLo and Ben broke up again after getting back together again, I was really in. love with the idea of like, you know, they obviously were together when they were younger, but then like I loved the idea of like finding life after love, you know, finding romance. Yeah. Yes. Like later in life. Like, uh, and you know, they're only in their 50s.

But like finding, uh, your true love later in life, I think is really sweet, you know. And, uh, the idea of them kind of returning to each other and obviously for them, it doesn't work out. But the hearer, just the idea of being like, we have both like Pamela and and Liam Neeson have both been through a lot, right? And they both really have like, she's been through the ringer publicly. And he's been through this private turmoil

and seeing them just like giggle together in interviews. Yeah, maybe it's PR. Everyone's saying who is it PR? It just, again, they just don't seem that PR. I mean, maybe her, maybe she's PR savvy. He just doesn't seem like a man who's manipulating the public relations machine that much, you know? Right.

And I also feel like maybe this is a crazy thing to say, but in the world of PR, and maybe it's because also in reading this Gwyneth Paltrow book, it is talking about Harvey Weinstein and how hard he would push PR around movies and how that is, I think, part of what made him and makes him so successful is the PR movement that he started. And not that he started it, but it's like that that was becoming more apparent, like, specifically with like Shakespeare and Love. that I feel like the naked gun, it's like different than last year with the fucking Sydney Sweeney shark face movie. Yeah, yeah, it's Glenn. Glenn Pounder. Yeah, he's got a shark face. And they, in like that PR, like that movie needed the PR.

It needed it because literally no one would have probably have seen it without the PR around it. Naked gun. Didn't need that. I don't think it did in the same way that I feel like, especially. because it is such a good movie. I don't know if it needs the spectacle that some other movies might need a little bit more. You know what I mean?

Yeah. But I don't know. I think they're in love. Yeah. I think they're in love. Yeah. And I mean, I'm surprised, too, because I feel like the, the, I'm surprised that you guys loved it so much.

And I'm happily surprised you guys loved it so much. Because the comedy, like, the style of Naked Gun is so, like, old fat, like, that style of joke is so old. old-fashioned, you know, and I'm surprised that it could be done and they just nail it. They just nail it. You know what it is? Because it goes back to the basics

of comedy. It is just like, it's not even trying to offend. It's not trying to have a message. It is, because like we went back and watched the original naked gun as well and I was like, oh God, is this going to be one of the, you know, because

a lot of movies. Sometimes. times. Now, honestly, joke for joke, weirdly, even though I grew up with Naked Gun and this is sacrilegious to say, I thought the new one was actually funnier. I actually felt like they were trying to almost do too much plot in the original one that you didn't need at all because Leslie Nielsen also is such a like perfect straight man performer in the Naked Gun movies. And it's just it brings an essence of old school like three stooges. Yeah, yeah. It is slapstick.

It is, I feel like it is way more accessible. Now, of course, it's more crass than the original naked gun was. But I feel that this is as accessible as a, I believe, rated R comedy or PG-13. That makes a lot more sense because they're trying to make it more accessible. Like this, I haven't laughed this hard during a movie since Barb and Star. Yeah. I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, it's, I, I, it's, I, it's, I, it is, there's, there's a lot of, so, yeah, I have, there's a lot of, so yeah, I have a characterization, I remember where I was the last time I saw Drop Dead Gorgeous and it was my high school,

best friends basement. So that it's, it's been a while, you know. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I watched it over the pandemic and it was like, yikes. And Will Saso, like, pretending to be somebody with special needs. I don't think he worked for like two years after that. Between that and also, honestly, Natalie brings it up all the time that I think it was in Bring It On where the guy lifts up the girl, because it's like the one guy that's on the cheerleading and he's known for like fingering them without their consent. And it's like, that it's just, that it was such a like, Stop fingering me while I'm at school in front of everybody at the cheer squad. That it is, you know, we didn't even think that that was an issue when we first saw it.

Oh, yeah. Yeah. That was what we was. I really want to bring it out into my home and watch with the kids. But that is, it is probably one of those where I'm going to have to pre-watch it and be like we're going to fast forward through certain parts. Now also, while we're on the topic of Pam Anderson, I also just, I'm, I mean, I'm loving everything about her, like, what she's doing now in terms of, you know, just being like, I am myself and I don't have to be anybody else. And you can like it or not like it. But she's also, like, pretty skilled at the, you know, at press stuff. And she is doing a press junket for the movie. And one of her appearances was, watch what happens live. Oh, my God. Yes. So, and we, it also is so. I'm finding this interesting thing watching her too

because it's like seeing her without makeup and you're like, I mean, obviously she's still stunning, beautiful woman. Got stunned. And she looks, she's giving like normal person, but then she still kind of talks like a movie star. So there's like this funny cognitive dissonance going on, you know? But she's like, she's skilled, skilled media, you know, media person.

But so Andy Cohen asked her about a topic we love to discuss here on page seven, which is the comparison between her cooking show, Pamela's Cooking With Love. and Megan Markle's cooking show, which is With Love, Megan. And a lot of people, hers came out a month earlier and on a different platform than Megan's. And then a bunch of people were like, Megan, you bitch, you stole this from Pamela Anderson. How dare you?

And she, to her great credit, was like, I didn't invent cooking shows. Yeah. Great answer. Right? Great answer. It's a great answer. But then, like, ever so, I don't know if this is shady. You could read Shade into it.

she was like, I didn't watch it. You know, which I feel like, yeah. It could be totally true or it could be, you know, it's like a little bit, a little bit if you've got nothing nice to say, maybe sometimes you don't say it on watch what happens live and then go in. And I get that. And she just said, she's doing her thing. And, you know, he talked about all the similarities of the name and the opening song credits.

He was like trying to get her to say something. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. For real.

And she didn't take the bait, which, you know, we talk a lot about, about, like, you know, the construction of catfights is still alive and well in 2025. And even though we have had a laugh at Megan Markle's aesthetic, and we do think it is kind of corny. And sometimes we enjoy having a little bit of a romp about with it. Everybody says the jam is bad. Everybody talks shit about the jam. Everybody's saying that is runny. Everybody's saying it's bad jam.

Well, that jam bitch. I said it was bad. Jam. There was a jam expert who was interviewed in the New York Post who said that Megan Markle should be ashamed of herself. But I think it's not. Did this woman like follow the recipe make it to taste it to say it's bad? No, she got it.

No, she because there was a, I don't know if you heard, but she had like released a limited amount of jam. And they were all like numbered jars. And they sold out very, very fast. And everyone's like, the jam, the jam. And then this jam ass. bitch was like, um,

m, bad jam. And she really came out swinging about that jam. She got that jam. I know that it doesn't matter. I just need to say

how cute the moment was. I believe it was on MTV between Pam Anderson and they were asking Liam Neeson what his favorite, what was his proudest moment? And Pam Anderson was like,

you just, you must have so many. Is it Chinlers? I mean, he's done over 100 movies and all the theater. What's your proudest moment? And then he looks at her and goes,

Working with you. Working with you. Working with you. Oh, that was shot. Good. With you. There is. Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go.

G me, give me, give me, give me, give me, give me, give me, give me. Those are Pam's moves when she's running. Oh, hell yeah. Run into him to get into the Titanic position because, yes, there was a video of them on the front of a boat, doing the Titanic position for some reason. Who gives a shit? I'm obsessed with this. Their love, I just hope it continues for them.

And I will watch every second of it. Yes. And just continue to cheer on their love. It can't just be a shamaz. No, I cannot. Also, I love that they're both. How old are they? Yeah, they're like in their sit.

Let's look this up. 60s? And they're like leading man and leading woman in this like top comedy. She's 58. Totally. Okay. I'm going to guess that he is 66. Wow.

Oh, no. Oh, 73. Wow. Wow. Damn. So I was complaining about this to MJ earlier because people are like, the age disparity. The age just married.

She's 58 and he's 703. I think she can make a decision for herself. I don't think she's being exploited. Yeah, I think she's consenting. I think it's fine. Did you guys see the picture also of those, both of them and their adult sons and her two sons look exactly like Tommy Lee and his two sons. are like Natasha Richardson and Liam Eason.

I was like, man, what I wouldn't do to be at a dinner with this constellation of people. Yes. Oh, my God. All their sons are so cute. I know. Her too, I noticed we're not smiling. Get those scowls off your face. Your mother's in love.

I know. They have real Tommy Lee scowl face. Yeah. Ugh, she has to look at that. I know. I'm trying to not hold it against them that their father is Tommy Lee. It's not their fault. It's not that.

No. They do have Tommy Lee. least gal face. Fix your face. They do. Yeah. Everything's fine. Or, you know, maybe they're just upset about the whole thing and maybe they're just going to have a little bit of just a mudge

life about it. But what a way to waste a life. Sorry, I'm just staring at pictures of Pam Anderson and she's just so effortlessly beautiful. And I don't know if you've watched last showgirl yet, but it's great. She's great. I love this phase of her life.

I want her to be, like, because I don't want her as my mom to take over as my mom. I just want her as a separate mom. Yeah, a second mom. Celebrity mom in your life. Yeah, I just think that's, can have one of those. Yeah, I'd like a celebrity mom, and I want her to be it. Yeah. And I know that she would take care of me, and I feel like she would really, like, give it to me straight, you know?

Like, I feel like she is not, I mean, who knows? I don't know. Now I'm just, I'm making supposition. fantasizing what it would be like to have Pan Amoson. And sometimes, you know what, we've got to fantasize about all kinds of things. Like, what do we do with these unwanted

small pets that we don't want to keep? Could I take it to a zoo for unable to eat? Yes. Wow. Yes. Love, love, love.

I cannot believe you included this story, Jackie. This has... Oh, my God. This is not a food story. It's about a celebrity story. I just laughed. So, the article headline is zoo encourages public

to donate unwanted pets to help feed resident animals. And if this is not bringing a community together, I don't know what is. We've got to feed the animals. And you know you've got something in there that's got fur or

scales or something. Feathers. You hate it. You look at it every day. You resent the fact that you've got to wipe its little bird holes. I don't know where it comes out of and I don't know where you got to wipe. But all I know is that you hate it and you wish you could watch it being chopped down on by a panther. Oh, by a panther.

Oh, if you could be so lucky to get a panther. Right. I mean, it would be horrible. I mean, you would hate it if you're just like watching your pet pigeon tried to be gulped down by like, what, an ostrich? It's like, don't do that to the ostrich. Yeah. This quote, in zoos, we have a responsibility to imitate the animal's natural food chain

for reasons both animal welfare and professional integrity. If you have an animal that needs to leave here for various, here, meaning the realm of earth, for various reasons, you are welcome to donate it to us. This story, okay, I'm sorry, I don't want to call a liar on the country of Denmark, but it says it wants to recreate, like, nature. So give us your domestic pets. And then it says it will put them to sleep and then have the animals eat them. And I'm not sure that animals want to hunt, line. animals and I'm not sure that putting like a domestic guinea pig in the cage of a lion is recreating nature.

You like happen to be at the zoo that day with your kids and their guinea pig is because she's like, you're like, is that fucking? Right. Kids, you want to go to the zoo and see a wild animal eat a pet? Like that. They said they were going to put it down first. Meeping for its life and it better keep meeping, baby, because they get into eating, y'all.

It also feels it's another thing where it's like this shouldn't fall on the people's shoulders. I know. There should be another way of like, are you, you guys just not afford food for the zoo? Yes. You have to be like, you're putting your dog down? Let us take it so our wine can eat. This is such a good point, Julia. It's like how in New York they want the people to kill the spotted lantern flies.

And it's like, my friend is like, shouldn't there be like a government response to an invasive species that isn't just like weaponizing the people of New York City to become a militia against the. against these flies. And don't get me wrong. We have taken up the call and we hunt them and we high five when we do it and it's vicious

and we are united in our bloodlust to stop the lantern flies and I do kind of like how it brings us together. But yeah, if you want to recreate like, I mean,

if you have a pet snake you have to find your own rats to feed it, you know? And so why is the zoo like does anyone have a hamster we could use to feed these animals? And then yeah,

And then like being manipulative, like telling people like it's so that we can recreate the circle of life. Yeah. That's cool. That's a natural order. I remember Lion King? It's just like that. I don't think that's what's happening. And then yeah, when you put a dog or cat down, it's like this peaceful thing. And then you're like, and now it's just going to go get ravaged by a tiger.

I mean, I am an organ donor. Right. You know, I'm just donating their bodies to science. I am also organ. I literally had to say thought. I'm like, I guess. I guess if my beloved. the pet died, would I want it to be eaten by another cat to be giving life? But I don't think that's

nature's food chain. I don't think like, I don't, I don't think that a panther's meant to eat my wonderful house cat, you know? No. Pink pajamas, penguins on the bottom. Remember pink pajamas penguins on the bottom? Yeah, that's a little parody. Yeah, why know the real words, especially when you're just going to take your rabbit and throw it into a lynx cage? What if it was like, we're organ donors and then would you still be an organ donor if you knew that your organs would just be like people who needed them would just come in and like rip open your body and tear out your organs. I mean if that's how they want to come get it, I feel like then I'm a buffet and I do love buffets and I would love to become a buffet someday.

Oh God. And throw me to the wild animals. I would be, after they, after you take my organs and all the, you know, but I'll go to the tiger's den. That's fine. What a carcass on it. Yeah. Hell yeah.

Man, not to go back to the world of PR and what it forces our celebrities to do, but I do need to, I want to thank everybody that has been screaming from the darkness about Tom Cruise and Anna de Armas being together. Here's the thing. Man, wow, especially, and I know that we shouldn't be comparing, but in direct comparison with Pam Anderson and William Neeson, not, and I'm not even talking about like ages period. You're not talking about any of that. It's just the fact of like how real their love looks versus, man, Anadayarmus, I just, I know that so the world, like the internet was like, did you see Anna de Armas and Tom Cruise were holding hands? Now, if you read blinds the way that we do, you know that we've known this for a while. People have been saying that they are together. But also what we've also known since the beginning of time is that every person that is in a relationship with Tom Cruise at this point is a. under contract. So it really, it's so crazy for them to still be like, but it is true. It's real. Yeah. It's a showmance. And this isn't PR. No way. No, we're not just too. Not just because nobody's talking about Tom Cruise right now. And you know what? He needed a new contract. I think Mission Impossible probably didn't hit maybe the way he wanted it to. But then don't you think he'd be

making a bigger deal about a relationship or showship with him and Anna? I think he does the opposite to make it so that it's real. Because then for always being crazy about it. He's like, no, he's not. I just care about the work. Yeah, he's trying so hard to make himself just seem like a hardworking man who's not part of a cult who didn't, you know, have some complicity in the disappearance of that cult leader's white. So I feel like he is just trying to be like, I'm just a man.

I'm the hardest working jumper in Hollywood, you know. And I'm just in love with younger, hot women. Yeah. Tell me. It's crazy. You know, he's got a type. Isn't that? Who knows?

Also, speaking of Tom Cruise, but with Nicole Kidman, I want to say thank you because I was talking about last week that I saw some TikTok talking about Nicole Kidman's daughter saying that Nicole Kidman only ever wears wigs. and apparently it is definitely true and that it was just that it was like frying her and like fucking up her hair so much being on movies that's so much

that she just realized that oh I'm just gonna always wear a wig and I never have to worry about what has to be done to my hair so it makes a lot of sense and I just want to say thank you everyone for the validation even though I was assuming it was always wearing wigs

yes and it makes I but now you could tell Julia I could not tell I had no idea I mean I guess when I'm just saying when I think about it now she just has kind of wig hair. Yeah. And done, you know. I think I don't mean.

It's always neat. I do go looking for it in the AMC ad though. Like I do look a little bit harder now past the pinstripe suit. Uh-huh, which is hard to do. So good for you. Oh, I know, baby. I mean, heartbreak looks good in a place like this. And I'm pointing to my belly button.

Thank you. You thought, oh, you're so crass. You thought. what I was pointing to it was my belly button where my mommy fed me Julia. Hey, I got a, uh, let me, off topic, but I meant to bring this up at the beginning. Now, people can't see this, but I got stung by a bee a couple days ago. Oh my God, your hand is huge. What the heck? What happened? Are you allergic to bees? Are you stuck on the screen? I don't, I mean, listen, I haven't gotten a stung by a bee since I was a child. Did it hurt so bad? I've

never been stung by a bee before. Never. Never. You'll hate it. You'll hate it. You'll hate it. it, Jackie. I feel like, what if I loved it? I also think it let, so I was trying to rescue the motherfucker. No, no. And it was in the water and I was like,

let me go save. And I was like, Behave and misbehaving. Whoa. Hello. And I went my hand, I put my, oh my God, look at it like this. I put my hand under the bee

to like lift it out and I start lifting it out. And then the bee is just like, ass down into my hand stinging me and it like took me a second to be like, wait, oh, no. I'm shaving you. And then I like put it. bag in the water, pulled the stinger out. Oh, oh my God, your whole hand is so explodey. It's

great. Doesn't this look like a little toddler hand when I make a fit? I hate to victim blame here, Julia, but you did. You kind of set yourself up for that beat. I put my hand into it, Stinger, basically. Yeah, yeah. You were asking for it. Yeah, I'm glad we are victim blaming here. You know what? This is good. Yeah, I fucked up. I fucked up. I fucked up. I fucked up. Adults don't get stung by bees. And I found a way. Yep. I basically slowly punched its stinger. Aw.

But it was through the guise of love and joy. So we appreciate you trying to save its life. I thought we trusted each other. Although technically it did then, it did die though. Well, no. I thought that it did. I did sort of still save its life because then I was like, okay, now you died. I thought they die when the stinger comes out.

But I guess somebody fact check this because maybe it doesn't always happen. Because then I saw what I assumed was that same B. struggling in the water again. And I was like, all right, I'll try this again. But this time I got a pool noodle. And I scooped him up and flopped him out. When a honeybee stings, it dies a gruesome death. The bee stingers structured and destroyed.

Then once it punctures the human skin, everything inside is yanked out of its body. Oh, shit. Think about what you've done, Shula. Oh, I killed him. Think of what. But also I guess that's just a honeybee. I don't know if that's different from a bumblebee. I was talking about there's a man called like,

B-Mark, and he's an old man that teaches you about bees. And I will say that I was looking into forcing Adam, our engineer here for his birthday to go and be covered with bees so that he could learn about honey. And it was funny because I was telling Jeff about it. And Jeff was like, And why did you think Adam would like to do this? And I was like, I just think it would be really funny.

We'd all like that. We think it's very funny to watch you in a B-suit be covered in. I mean, you're being a B-suit, Adam. I'm not opposed to it. Okay. All right. He's not opposed to it. He's not opposed to it.

Birthday B-suit. All right, good to know. I'm bringing it back to Jeff. All right, but before I do that, it's time for the list, everybody. Oh, who's on the list. It's me. Gotta have that list. And this was sent in for us.

I want to say thank you so much for sending in this list. Celebrities that have visible scars and the stories behind them. Julia Johns got stung by the bead. Her hand never went back to its normal sign. One hand is bigger than the other. Oh, it's also your writing hand. Oh, my God. Yeah.

And you can't even more. I can't make a fist. No, you can't. But I guess Moa should have. When he got that scar of his on his eyebrow, Jason Mamoa got the scar running across his left eyebrow back in 2008. He was at a Hollywood bar when a man attacked him with a broken pint glass and cut him. The actor had to get 140 stitches during reconstructive surgery. Meanwhile, Mamoa's attacker was sentenced to five years in prison.

Jeez, Louise. He was famous by that time, wasn't he? It was 2008, I don't think so. When was Cold Drago? Game of Thrones wasn't until what. But also he was in that little like Beachmans show. He was in a beachman's show. A little surf baby.

He was in a surf baby show a long time ago. And so I don't know. I mean, he wasn't famous the way he was with Coldrago. But he has a Baywatch credit. I wonder what that. Like original Baywatch. He's been a seaman all over the place. Hello.

But where has Sean Bean been? Sean Bean. Well, that's, it was, I fit it in it. Bean got the scar on his face, so he's got a very noticeable scar across his forehead, when Harrison Ford accidentally hit him with a boat hook. They were shooting Bean's death scene in the 1992 movie Patriot Games. However, there is an upside to all of this. Bean's scar meant that he looked much more rugged than before and landed him a role in Sharp's rifles.

The scar also gave Bean's character Boromier in the Lord of the Rings, and Odysseus and Troy more depth than a certain world, weariness, which I think you're getting a little colorful with the language here, board panda, but I am with you on that. Now, Tina Faye, if you haven't read Bossy Pants, which I haven't,

which I imagine MJ we are going to read during celebrities at some point. I read it when I came out and I enjoyed it. Yeah, me too, me too. Right, fun? Yeah, fun. But Tina has a thin scar running underneath her lips to the left side of her face. A violent

attacker assaulted her with a knife when she was just five years old, the man was never found. Yeah, this story is crazy. Yeah, she said during the spring semester of kindergarten, I was slashed in the face by a stranger. I know, right? I never thought of kindergarten having semesters, but she is, I guess, correct.

I was slashed in the face by a stranger in the alley behind my house. According to her, a lot of people are interested in to hear about her scar. Some people think a cat did it, while others are very upfront about it. She says, then there's another sort of person who thinks it makes them seem brave, sensitive or wonderfully direct to ask me about it right away. They ask with quiet, feigned empathy, how did you get your scar? The grossest move is when they say,

they're only curious because it's so beautiful. Ugh, disgusting. They might as well walk up and say, may I be amazing at you? To these folks, let me be clear. I'm not interested in acting out a TV movie with you where you befriend a girl with a scar, an Oscar-Ree Spielberg movie where I play a mean German with a scar.

yes. So she doesn't really care so much to be asked about her scar. But then like I realize that there are people that I know in my life that do have recognizable scars that I don't even, I don't think I've ever asked where they've come from. Have you ever, I don't know if I've ever just. It's a weird. I feel like it's a bit forward. Yeah. Because I don't know. I feel like now that we have an understanding of like trauma, like now all scars are traumatic. But it is, you don't know what door you're opening. You're like, how did it? You're like, how did. How did you get that scar? Like, it just feels like an invasive question. Yes. You know, the comedian Doug Smith? Yes, you remember Doug? You know, Doug? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I never was, like, asked him what his scar was until he eventually, like, told a story about it or whatever. But he, there was a woman being attacked in a subway station in New York, and he went to help the woman, and he got slashed, like, from the side, a corner of his mouth up to his cheek, yeah. Whoa, that's crazy. Now, I feel like if I got it in that kind of way, I'd like. literally would tell every, I'm like, you know, I mean, yeah, I'd be the Joker about him.

You want to lie on these scars? But also let me tell you a tale of how I am such a champion hero of the ages. I mean, anytime I think I would do something like that, you got to tell everybody about it, right? Now, I'm upset, Jackie, because I, I've scanned down and Gene Kelly isn't on this list, but he had a scar on his face. How did he get his scar? He was riding his tricycle at the age of six. Wow. And it didn't have any handlebars. This was recently.

Over died. No, no. He was a child. And it was what, the 1910s when he was a child or whatever. So I think that the the bicycles were probably made of

rusty, rusty metal. And he went over the handlebars and got a big old gash on his face. And it was a very distinctive thing for him. And I know that because I read Gene Kelly's biography when I was 10.

Oh, and did you feel exactly about him as we do about Gwyneth Paltrow? Uh, I, I, what? How could I? It would be weird if you've been comparing the two this entire time. We're like, well, let's get into that. If you're going to have this long comparison. No, he's a, he's not a perfect man because we know Debbie Reynolds didn't have a good working experience with him. No, but he's no goop.

No, but he's no goop now. And he's definitely no Keanu Reeves. Oh, Keanu. So, Keanu. I don't know if I've ever noticed this huge abdominal scar on him. And maybe it's because usually, yeah, look at the size of the abdominal scar as well. It is like, it's a good section of his stomach. And maybe it's because we're usually like so like just like staring at him.

But Keanu got his abdominal scar when he wrecked his motorcycle into Panga Canyon. He was on his so-called demon ride, which means having no headlights on at night when he crashed into the side of a mountain. He was, I know, he was hospitalized for a week with broken ribs and a ruptured spleen. And he said, I called out a demon ride, Keanu told him, said, that's when things are going badly. But there's other times when you go fast or too fast out of exhilaration. I remember saying in my head, I'm going to die.

Kianu spent half an hour lying on the pavement before help arrived. Oh, my God, we almost lost him. I know. I remember calling out for help and someone answering out of the darkness and then the flashing lights of an ambulance coming down. This was after a truck ran over my helmet. I took it off because I couldn't breathe and a truck came down. I got out of the way and it ran over my helmet. He says that this is the lesson that he learned. Now I know that if I want to take a demon ride and I don't want to die, then I shouldn't take it. And I think that, you know, that is something.

What a lesson. What a lesson for us all to maybe take with us. Oh my goodness. Men are crazy. I know with your demon rides. Oh my God. With your motorcycles and your demon rides. Get in a sedan. Come on. Right, come on. Take care of yourself. And last but not least, Steve Bouchemey also has a huge scar along the side of his face down his neck that I've never noticed.

Bushemi got his scar in 2001 while filming the movie Domestic Disturbance. Oh my God, I remember that movie. In North Carolina, one day Bushemmy, actor Vince Vaughn and screenwriter Scott Rosenberg went out to a bar called the Filebelly Lounge. After a woman started chatting to Vaughan. A fight broke out with her boyfriend. Bushemey rushed to his friend's aide, and that's when 21-year-old Timothy Fogarty stabbed him above the eye in the jaw,

in the throat, and in the arm. Jesus Christ! Yes, Bouchemmy could have died from his wounds. Luckily, he survived. The police had to use pepper spray to put an end to the brawl. Goodness, gracious. That is really, it's just crazy to think just out with friends

And, like, how many nights we were out, blackout, that it's like, man, we really could have just been attacked with beer bottle and any other kids. I was just thinking that. I'm like, I've spent a lot of time in bars and a lot of time with people who were way too wasted in bars. And, I mean, thank God, Neri a stab in the face in my life. No, and I used to, like, mouth off. And I should not even mouth it off. And not that I'm saying that anybody should have used a beer bottle against me. I'd just saying, I would have understood later on.

I think if anybody else found out, they'd be like, what was she doing? You know? Because we here at page 7, victim blame, and I want you to remember that always. If the victim deserves the blame, you can blame. But that is my list for you guys. And so, you know, I guess I'm not welcomed back to the world of the seeing because right now, my poor MJ, that's where you. Lie.

I can't see. I think I'm going. Lline! Items. Ah, we can't see them. Okay. Did we just shock you? He did.

Oh, no, MJ. Don't. Hold on to your ass and see if you know the answers to these little clues. Okay. Hold on. All right. Ready for it. Speaking of illiterate actresses, this one, an illiterate means to, like, the poetic

device of alliteration, not somebody who can't read. Thank you. Speaking of illiterate actresses, this one in a reboot has been acting like a diva with her demands for this press and promo tour. Studios don't like that unless the movie is a hit. This one won't be. Sarah Michelle Geller. Oh, good guess.

I don't really play video games. I don't really play video games. Oh, my God. I don't really play video games. Well, that was just, I need you to know, Jasmine. You were just on my mind. I don't know what you did last summer, which is what I always call the movie, which it may It's not what the name of the movie is.

And it fills me with rage every time I say, I don't know what you did last summer. Because then there wouldn't be a movie. And I also didn't even say that. Wait, you say the movie is, I don't know what you did last summer? I don't know what you did last summer. I don't mean to. I say it almost every time.

I know. I know what you did last summer. And Jasmine's username on Twitch is also, I don't really play video games, which I do say a lot because she's also a good friend and a big part of our chat. So, you know, that's just what happens. sometimes things fall out of your mouth.

I see. The alliterative actress is not Sarah Michelle Geller. No, is that not? Sidney's not a literative. Not Sydney, sweetie. What was the first thing? Oh, you said, did you say reboot somewhere in there? It's a reboot.

It's a reboot. Okay. Well, it's not naked gun because that's incredible. Yeah, that's the thing. I was like, uh-oh, a reboot. But this is a reboot. You know, I might actually see this this week with my children and their cousins. Courtney Cox.

Oh, super, she screamed. Superman Superman? Who else is in what you did last summer? Superman is not an alliterative actress Pedro Pascal

No What's the other chicken I know what you did last summer? It's not I know what you did last summer It's not that But that's not that I think I've taken my children And their cousins

ages 6, 7, 8 and 9 to I know what you did last summer No It was a reboot of a Oh oh Lindsay Lohan Yes Wow

Good one Julia! Yes stuff on the gate. Thank you. Very nice. No, I will throw it out there too, not to immediately step on you, MJ, but I am intrigued by the stupid popcorn buckets for Freaky Friday because they are doing, you know, so many

of these movies are doing big stupid popcorn buckets, but they have a big, it's a big, like, fountain drink, that's where the popcorn goes, and then in the popcorn bucket. Through a straw? A paper strike that? I cannot. Oh, that's going to go over great with the kids that set, though. Oh, my God. So I love that.

All right. Well, apparently it's not going to be good. Oh, no. But I'm going to see it anyway. Darn. You guys should go see. I hear that sketch movie is supposed to be good. Have you seen anything about that?

No. And I think that's PG. But it's like a kid is drawing like monsters in the sketchbook and they're coming to life. And it's a much of me good. Oh, my God. It's not good. It's also making a herald in the purple crayon, but it's not that. Oh, it's not that.

Oh, isn't that Ryan Reynolds thing? They already made it. They made it. Yeah, I think, yeah, they already did. Nobody liked it. Yeah, I think nobody liked it. Man, he really got annoying over the years now. Wow. Yes.

Wow. I mean, honestly, up there with Chris Pratt, like watching somebody go from like somebody I wanted to kiss. Just so quickly into someone, I'm just like, yucko. Yeah. All right. But you were talking about the movie sketch, by the way.

And I have not heard of this movie. Sketch looks beautiful and unbelievable, but I do wonder if that would. be too scary for MJ's kids. What is it? What is it rated? It is rated. PG. It's rated PG. Tony Hale. Maybe it's still scary.

Maybe I'll go see it with my nieces. I'm going to be home next week. I'll tell you. I'll let you know. Let us know the scare factor for talks. Oh my God, 96%. Everybody's loving it. Hello. Well, all right. We'll go see it, guys. Okay. But in the meantime, an offspring of this permanent A-lister, so we're talking An offspring of a permanent A-lister has sex parties all the time. He convinces them that the A-lister can get them acting jobs. The offspring has a never-ending casting couch going on.

When invariably someone does say something, the A-lister gets them a job on a set. Chet Hanks! Yes. Yes. Yes. I thought that might be harder. Yeah. Yes.

Whoa. Wait, now read it all again. So now I can picture Chet Hanks while I. hear all this stuff. Yeah, and sadly, you can picture Tom too. An offspring of this permanent A-lister has sex parties all the time. He convinces them that the A-lister can get them acting jobs. The offspring has a never-ending casting couch going on. When invariably someone does say something, the A-lister gets them a job on set. Tom, you naughty man, don't you enable chat's behavior. Don't enable him. Come on. Yeah. It seems like they have been, like, I, you know,

You just assume when you hear that a child is sent to like the wilderness camp, like, you know, it's like he was a bad seed and they sent him away. And I feel like ever since it seems like Tom Hanks and Rita Wilson, I have been trying to like apologize. Like, is that a part of all of it? Or is it just that like they're trying to just cover all of it up so desperately that they just will do anything to not fucking deal with him? You know they should do. Take him to that zoo in Denmark. Oh my God.

Unwanted children. He could feed so many animals. He really could. And Tom and Rita would just be so much happier. Oh, my God. Yes. Oh. Great idea.

Thanks. Great idea. Yeah. We, you know, we keep trying to root for Chad Hanks and then another listener will write us with another bad thing he's done. He's bad. He's bad. He's bad. He's bad.

He's bad. He's bad. I mean, if that's how I can get a part in a Tom Hanks movie, I'll go have sex with Chad Hanks at least find me an interest. I'll at least go to the party. I don't really want to fuck Chad Hanks, but I would go to the party. Okay, so you don't have to fuck Chad Hanks. You can just be at the sex party.

I think you got to fuck him. All right. Well, you know, I'll do it. I'm hoping that, like, the implication of sex party is that he's there fucking a bunch of other people while other people are having sex, but also maybe I'm giving him too much of the benefit of the doubt. Mm-hmm. Yeah. Need more info.

Yeah, you know what? I need logistics. Chad, if you could write in, I know you listen. So if you could just let us know more about those sex parties. Or I think, I know Tom listens as well. So what? Tom knows. Tom, right in.

Yeah. And you know what if it needs to be anonymous, Tom? That's fine. We won't read your name. All right. Blind number three. A shell company of the wealthy bookseller has been pumping PR dollars like crazy into building up the brand of the illiterate actress.

Now they always say bookseller. It hasn't been a bookseller since the mid- 90s. It's the big evil corporation that is pumping up this actress. The Bible. Is it the Bible? I think that that is...

And who is the actress that wrote the Bible? I mean, it's really under wraps. I feel like people have thrown out Charlie's their own. I think it just depends on like what perspective you're taking. Okay, all right. All right. All right. She's an actress.

She wrote a book. She didn't write a book. No. She is just. She didn't realize. She's having a moment right now. And it is a big, big rich man behind a big rich company who is making it happen. We've, we've, we had to watch it all that.

Can I guess the company and you would confirm? Yes. Is the company Amazon? Yes. Okay. Oh, Megan Markle. No. Great, yes.

Except not because not an actress. I guess she is an actress. She wanted to see an actress. I'm literally. I for sure thought that was the correct. She's absolutely an actress and she is elizertive, but she is not having the moment that this. Okay. The moment Amazon Jeff Bezos is pushing.

And in such a moment. Sidney Sweeney. Yeah. Ah, Sidney Sweeney. Yeah. So, wait, the Bible? What's his deal? The Bible is nothing to do with this.

When did I say Bible, Jackie? I don't know why I started thinking. That was our question for you. Where did the Bible come from? I don't know. I don't know why I came up with that. She's always thinking about the Bible. And now she's stuttering because she's caught.

John 1437. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. I give it to me straight, y'all. And it's all about feeding the guinea pigs to the snakes. Right. Always quoting. Honestly, if anyone's thinking about the Bible, it might be Sydney Sweeney.

I don't know. You're right. So, you know, to circle back around, this there have been since the wedding obviously she went to Bezos's wedding and at honestly at that point that's when Jackie and I should have been like goodbye because for some reason I was hanging on to this idea that she is a talented actress with which Jackie has dissuaded me from she's not she's not that good which I'm that's fine I think I just really liked her in White Lotus and she's good in euphoria she's good

she's good in euphoria but like again that she's very good at being that that brandy bitch was she good was she good in White Lotus I kind of forget her character Again, it was a bratty bitch. Yeah, yeah. The two D, a little, too D. The bitchy friend, yeah. And so I'm completely willing to admit that I was wrong about thinking she was a talented actress. But for a month now, since the Bezos wedding, there's been all these blinds about, like, he's propping her up.

He wants her. And I don't know why. It's giving, like, weird, like, fiefdom. Like, what do you mean? You need, like, a, what do you mean? Why does Jeff Bezos need, like, an actress? Yeah, I did not know. But, like, there is this, now that we know that there's more.

coming out about the ex, like about this American Eagle ad, which that, that, you know, the, the main quote of which is that there is, uh, this, this. They did mean it the way you thought they meant it. Right. There was a meeting, there was a meeting where they said, how much should we push this? And Sidney Sweney allegedly said, like, let's push it. And they were like, okay, let's do eugenics. Let's do it. Oh my God. And so she apparently, a court, I mean, this is Altless is unsourced, but it's, it's a quite widespread, you know, kind of blind going around that she totally was all in on it. And, you know, and that that combined with knowing that she is a registered Republican and that Trump was like, oh, I love this ad. Obviously, the subtext is

the text. They meant it to sound eugenics, eugenic. It is eugenic. And so it makes sense that she's like in cahoots with Bezos. But again, I just don't know to what end. Why does Bezos need an actress? But you say this, but then, man, it goes hand in hand. It's like, this has been happening for a long time. Think of Harvey Weinstein and Gwyneth Boutreau. It's like these big fucking billionaires that need their champion fighter. Like this is that, like, you think of like how many, it's like directors have done.

It's like, this is, this is who I'm working. This is who I'm aligning myself with. Right? And what is Bezos doing with her to push her? I'm going to assume she's got a deal with Amazon that maybe she's going to be doing more movies with Amazon or doing maybe a series with Amazon and it's something that like. Yeah. Because the blind is just a shell company of the of Amazon has been pumping PR dollars like crazy. But there's not, I mean, the blinds are, you know, they're not news per se.

But like there has been a blind at least every week about Bezos's relationship with Sidney's Sweetie. Yeah. Yeah. And I guess I was just like, yeah, I don't know. I don't know what I was thinking. I don't know why she would have gone to the wedding. Otherwise, she's the hot it girl right now. Right.

Whatever. Like, but it seems like she is choosing to lean into this, lean into this like, okay, I'll be the one, I'll be the anti-woke. Can I just have, Dan Anderson? Like, fuck off. Fuck off. Sitis media. I just like, fuck off.

I don't want. I don't want. I don't want. Yeah. Yeah. All right, fine. Now we're done. Now we don't need to see, like, I guess, we don't need to see whatever other rom-com she's putting out. Right. This is going to be interesting now to see what happens with her career and with her fans. Like, is she going to be like, you know, when the comedians go alt-right and they get all their Republican fans or whatever. Like, is what I've been wondering lately. Like, is there a path for actresses towards the art, for not just actresses, for actors towards the alt-right, the way that there is like an incentive, a financial incentive for comedians to go all right, because that's where the work. is right now. And there's so much money behind the, you know, that manosphere genre of podcast. And, you know, is there, is there now going to be this, I mean, because there, of course, but it'll be bad. That's the thing. There's like, there's like Candace Cameron,

movies or TV. There's like, Candace Cameron Bray's like, like Hallmark was too woke for us movie network. But nobody watches that. That's not mainstream. So to have a mainstream actress, that was why I just, I think that was, I think honestly, I was in denial. I was like, it can't, it's a, a young actress at the top of her game is just going to openly say white people are better. I was like, it must not be that, but it is that. It seems like there's no reason to believe it's not that.

And there's many reasons to believe it is that. But I was just like, kind of shocked. And yeah, I mean, you'd think that Trump tweeting you out would be a stink that you don't want on you, but it seems like it's not. So like, I don't know. I don't know what this, it feels like, yeah, there's like the Candace Cameron Beret route,

but that's like for real weirdos, you know? And Sidney Sweeney is for normal people. And so I don't know how you can be a normal, you know, in the normal realm of famous and hot and then also be like courting like explicit eugenics and Trump. I just don't understand. But I guess we're about to find out. Yeah. Yeah, we are certainly about to find out. I think that it is, I, I, we're watching all of this roll out as it goes, you know. And what are what's like Gen Z saying? What's all the like euphoria fans, the Sydney Sweeney heads? Are they all on TikTok being like, she bet, try it us? I'm going to have to, well, let's lean to our listeners for that if you guys, because I think some of you guys are more in touch with like, yeah, like Reddit and what people are saying. Are y'all young? Are you young out there? We have a lot.

Yeah, it's mostly really. Honestly, we have like a lot of tween listeners recently and it's like that's who we're really shooting towards. We do hear from beep. I've always assumed that everyone who listens to the show is between 37 and 39, but we do hear from people. Like,

when we ask Gen Z questions, we hear from really cool Jen Zier's and we get cool perspective. So yeah, I also want to know that. Like, what the hell? All of the other people from Euphoria have gone on to either have tragic deaths or very cool careers. And like, you know, what is going on with her here?

Right? Like, what the fuck? Like, I mean, she's like, I'm just moving into the untapped market. So I'm just going to go be that. That's what it feels like. She has some like manager or PR who is like brainwashing her to be like, no, this is the good thing.

This is the good thing. It'll help your career. much. Right. And I think that unfortunately what we are, what we can now garner from this is that this is really what she believes. Like she is, she wants this. And that's fucking sad. But whatever. I guess it's not again, as Jackie keeps reminding me, it's really not a loss in terms of the acting. So that's fine. Yeah. Yeah. All right. Well, okay. I get everything. It'll be so fun to go see that she's just going to be a bad actor in bad movie. Well, I said earlier to M.J. I was like, Unless, you know, I understand some people will probably still separate the art from the artist.

But is art? It's harder to do that. Yeah. So I think it's... If it's not art, you can give it up pretty easily. Yeah, pretty easily. I'm fine with it for now. But, you know, thank you, MJ.

I'm assuming you're back to the land of the sea. I can see again. Thank you. Welcome back. And it is just in time because, oh, my God, Julia Johns. Well, I guess it's not even necessarily that I'm unveiling our new theme song for Jackie Snackies, but I needed to shout out Bad Kuchikopi, who is a wonderful member of our chat, did create a version of Jackie Snackies that they feel that I could sing along to.

And I think it's so funny that I would love to play it. Adam, if we could listen to Bad Kuchikopi's version of the, theme song. Are you ready? Are you hungry? I don't know for me. I'm hungry. Everybody get ready. Good. I've been a snackie girl. Snacky. I've been a snackie girl. Snacky. I've been a snackie. Girl. Snacky. I've been a snackie. Snacky. Is somebody going to eat those chips? Chaps. Is somebody going to dip those dips? Is somebody going to try those candies? They say I'm a snack lead. And that's it. And I, it is, it is, you know, here's the thing.

I never thought that Jackie Snackies could be sexy. You know, cool. Yeah, I know. Let's, I'm being a snack fluencer I know is not the sexiest job that one could go after. But I want to say thank you bad Gucci-Cope because, yeah, man, somebody's got to try these snackies. And I think it's going to be us today. Now, Julia Johns, I will say, if there's one thing I know about my bitch over here, she is a motherfucking chewy-fruity-ass bitch till the day she doys. Chewy-Fruity.

Yes, and she is a Chewy-Fruity sister in crime with me, because I will say, not that long ago, did we have, I don't know, seven bags of Chewy Fruities that we ripped through watching Love Island? Did I tell you this? The next day, I had to get blood work. Oh, no. And I got the blood work and my glucose level was through the roof. And then the next day I saw the doctor and immediately I was like, okay, so you might have noticed the glucose level was how I was like the night before I had a lot of candy with my brain. I was like, I'm talking so many gummy worms.

And she's like, I did notice that. And then she did this like three month panel and it showed that it was like normal. Oh, thank God. It's just a spike. I showed up. I was coming after you, Julia. And I certainly hope you are not having any blood work done tomorrow because I have brought in. some chewy fronies. I will say I may have brought in too many because I went a little mad because

I watched a YouTube video talking about how a lot of as opposed to Haribaut who only does gummies and that is actually like quite a business model for a candy company to only do one type of thing and that so many companies right now because chewy fruities are so red hot right now that so many other companies are getting into it and it's because it's specifically cheap to make. You know why? Because it's made out of what is it? Ubs.

You know, it's like not made out of anything real. Sugar and horse hooves. Yeah, it's not real food at all. So I brought in different candies that have just started doing gummies. Whoa. Because now I forget, MJ, did I talk about Skittles Littles on an episode?

No. Oh, my God. I already hate it. Tell us. Okay. So I'm going to bring out the Skittles littles. Skittles littles. Now, you wonder, why do they need to make them a little?

They're already pretty little. There's no reason. There's no reason for it. They make mini M&Ms and the mini-M&Ms. They do. Now, I will say, Julia Johns, I'm opening up this Skittles Littles. The main problem with Skittles Littles is that with a Skittles, right, you can eat one Skiddle.

Yeah. And enjoy that skittal. But Julia, I'd love it if you could just eat one mini skittal. I'm sorry, Skittles littles. Just eat one. Just eat one. And just tell me the experience. Oh my God.

Okay. I feel like I'm Alice in Wonderland. Yeah. These are so tiny and cute. They're so little. They're very cute. Is the S tinier, I wonder. I think it's the same side of it.

They're very, very cute. Taking a red, the best flavor. Are they about the size of a miny m&M? Yes, they are. The problem is you can't eat them one by one. No, it's so tiny. And like a regular skittal,

I have now purchased these probably four times though because I just hoover them into my... I'm just like, and there is no... I think I like the mouth feel of the little ones, but you do have to eat

like 15 to 20 of them at a time. Like, you have to. You have to eat them like a monster eats. And I think it actually makes me like them more. At first, it infuriated me, and now I love it. You like it. But it's exactly the same. But here's the thing.

I also have, on the table, I have Skittles' sour gummies. Whoa. These are brand new that Skittles have started doing their own version of gummies. Skittles never did gummies? This is brand new. They're new to, it's new to the market. The sour ones are new? Gummy.

I think sour skittles have. I know they've never done non-sour gummies. Because gummies are different than Skittles because it doesn't have the same candy coating. So I've got the Skittles Gummies, sour Skittles Gummies. I also have Smarties, which I... You tell me Smarties, quite a gummy! I'm kind of a freak for Smarties, even though Smarties also really doesn't have much of a taste. And I don't know why I liked them so much and I still will get down on a smarty.

It just hurts my teeth. They are now making... Squashies. Oh my God. It is Smarties squashies. So you can eat these raspberry and crates. So I'd like to start. I am very curious to see what you taste like.

I am so curious about the squashy. Oh my God. So now that goes out. I have not had one. All right. Let's do it. Hold on. Let me cleanse my skittles.

Yeah. Clean your skittles littles. Smarties squashes. Ah. Nah. Nah. Nah. It's like you're eating foam.

Oh, it is like you're. eating foam. Such a weird texture. Why? These are squashies. I don't like these. I'm like trying to get the taste of the Smarty. Yeah. Honestly. It doesn't really have a flavor. No, but it kind of tastes like light Swedish fish.

Okay, I can see that. I am going in for another even though they're not good. But it does feel like you are eating foam padding from the bed. Airplane. Yeah. From air. Yes. You can picture that that's what a gummy Smarty would taste like because they taste like, like,

like drywall, you know, so of course it's going to taste like foam insulation. This is used to, yeah, keep, um, there's just insulation. Oh my gosh. No, like, look when you press on it. The texture is like, it's such a weird texture. That should not be edible. It's not the texture I was expecting at all. Now, Jackie, I know you've got a lot over there, so I want to say to you, I think I want

to cede my time. I'm, I'm, uh, what did Maxeed Water say? I'm, I'm, uh, reclaiming my time. I'm doing the opposite. I'm surrendering my time because. Are you saying I brought in too many snacks? No, I can say it. I'll take it.

I accept it. Here's what I'm saying. I'm saying I have been traveling with my family and I don't have any fun. That's great. I have a bunch of stupid things that my kids are eating, but they're not even, it's like I was going to eat kicks because my kids are discovered kicks at their cousin's house. Everybody knows a kick. So I want you to keep trying.

We also have a, we did go to a place where they, you know, like the vacation candy places where you can fill a big cup full of random gummies. Oh my God. And you spent so much money. It's so expensive. But it's a dream and they're just eating me. They're just eating a gummy. They're on vacation.

Yeah, of course. You want to just eat two gummies every hour. And I'm saying, yes. Yeah, you do. So you keep eating. I buy twin snakes at the store. I buy them by the three. I just now buy three packages of them at a time just so I can always have snakes around.

But how do we feel about the sour skittles gummies? That I would eat. That sounds the best. me. I feel that I can fuck with this. Have you ever had the freeze-dried skittles? I'm not as huge into the freeze-dried. My niece has braces, and she's a fruity-chewy gal, so she loves the freeze-dried skittles.

Oh, because it doesn't get in your braces. Uh-huh. Maybe that's why freeze-dried is having such a moment. Maybe, yeah. Wow. These are, you know, they are, they've got a zang to them. And it is, I think they're not as sour as I thought they were. They are not as sour as I thought they were going to be.

And also, honestly, they don't have as much flavor as I thought that they would have. But, okay, last but not least, sorry. I am doing this last one. Interesting. Because Starburst is also doing gummies now. I find it fun that Skittles, it's like, you're already a chewy foodie, you fucking psychopath. Yeah. Stay in your dog. Stay in your lane.

Is it just adding more hooves to the candy? I don't know. Great question. But if you would like a favorite starboard. More hooves. More hooves and less substance. You're right. How do you go from chewy to...

To gummy. I don't know. Gelatin? Yeah, I guess. So let us know, page 7 podcast at Gmail.com. I can't stop eating a Skittles littles when there's other things to be had.

Fuck off. Also, Starburst, it can fuck off. Not good. Not good? Just eat a Starbucks. Really? Wow. Not as good as Starburst.

Yeah. No. They're fine. They're fine. I know. I think I like the starbursts. The texture of the starburst ones better than the sour Skittles ones. A little bit firmer.

Skittles Littles for the win. I didn't think I would like Skittles Littles, you little pricks. And they just wormed their way to my heart. Same flavor. I know, dude. And they're just so cute. Look on the bag and it says so tiny. And the fun little texture of all the little pieces in your mouth.

It's almost like it's like when just pouring back a box of nerds. But they're about three times the size of a nerd. But that's the problem is that they're only in the share bags. So I'm just opening them like, oh, my God, I can't get enough of them in my mouth. Yeah, nerd. I was just introducing, you know, we eat a lot of nerd clusters. And then the kids got some of the little boxes of nerds. And one of the kids was like, why are they so tiny?

I was like, why are the stars shining in the sky? I don't know. This is just what they are. That's crazy. But yeah, your kids went backwards. got those nerd clusters before you're like, no, this is the OG. Yeah. Oh my God.

And I have been looking everywhere for apparently they are coming out with nerd clusters, juicies. Oh, no. It's like a gusher's. Whoa. I need it. If you can find it, please send it in to 4804. Laurel Canyon Boulevard number 378 North Hollywood, California, 916.

07. If you can find them, please send them to me. Wow. Man. I need them. I love gushers. Gushers are so good. I almost bought a bunch of just like fruit roll-ups or like fruit by the foot because I remember

fruit by the foot. I was just like and I would just eat it. I would not stop and I would eat the whole thing in one continuous chomp. Yeah. Yeah. That's the way to do it. I mean. Right.

Yeah. It's either that or spend like an hour eating it like centimeter by centimeter, which I also did. I've also done that. Either way. Satisfying for different reasons. Yeah. You're damn right.

Or like the foot roll-ups has some that they'll have the little like cutout. Oh my God, you rip out and eat. And I used to put them on my tongue and I used to like suck it all the way down so that it would try,

I would try to make it have the outline of it on my tongue. Whoa, that's cool. Tung-tat. It never worked. And I would just like, if I get a, keep sucking on it,

that may be the pet you'll come on my tongue. We got to get that. Okay, you got to try. We got to get it. A handful of Skidlittles-Littles with one of the gummy starbers together. Is that how does that give it? DIY nerd cluster.

It's almost like a nerd cluster. No, all right. I'll try. Let me try it. Mm-hmm. All right. While Jackie's doing that,

I'm going to do our little plugs. You can, you can support us on Patreon. Patreon. com slash page seven podcast. There you can, what do you think, Jackie? Whoa.

You know how you make that one better? Put a bunch of skittles on it. That's how you make it. bed, you got all to eat a bunch of Skittles. It's like Skittles Little's as like seasoning at your house. Yeah, I just bring him on top. Miko comes out. Just bring all the little of Skittles Little's on top. You look at our Patreon, you can listen to Jackie's book club.

You can listen to our celebrities show where we read Celebrity Memoirs right now. We are reading the biography of Gwyneth Paltrow. Don't read it. Gwyneth. I didn't even mention how I made my entire family listen to it on the car trip because I needed to listen to it. that's so fucking funny. The kids had their own audio books,

but really I made my husband listen to it, and he was not thrilled. Oh, was he upset about it? All right. He was like, really? I was like, what do you want to listen to? I was like, Gwyneth. Gwyneth, I need her.

Yes. You can also listen to Gwyneth with us over there at Patreon. We also have our Buffy watch log at the $10 tier every Tuesday. We watch Buffy. Also, you can email us at page 7 podcast at gmail.com. Julia Johns, it was such a pleasure to have you here. Where can people follow you? Yes.

Oh, you can follow me at Hey, Julia Johns on Instagram. And is that where we can get tickets to the littlest live show? It is. There is a link on there. Hell yeah, great. Go get out. It will be there. So you know you want to go to the show.

Come on out. And I mean, you know, Holden has to be there. You know, Kara has to be there. So come out to the show. show. We're going to have a blast. Thank you so much, Julia, for coming on today. Thank you guys. And I know you're my chewy, my chewy-fruity-ass bitch, so I know that we'll have you on again in the future. Thank you so much. My name is Jackie Sbrowski. You can follow me on Instagram at Jack That Worm and come hang out. Who's the bitch.com. Send in your problems. You know you got bitches in

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