Page 7 - MJ's Lament w/ Seena Ghaznavi

Episode Date: July 10, 2026

This week on Page 7, Jackie and MJ are joined by Fraudsters' OWN Seena Ghaznavi, the prettiest pony in the swamp, as they enter into the VIDJA AGE with their first VIDJA EPISODE (over on the youtubes) to exclusively  goss' 'bout the only event packed with more billionaires, entertainment industry creeps, and ICE Detention Center owners than DC250, Taytay and Trav's WEDDING! Then we got a LIST of 21 Pop Culture Facts That'll Live In Your Head RENT-FREE After You Learn Them, BLINDZ that got kiiiiinda spoiled earlier in the ep, and then we got a CRUEL Jackie's Snackies @ 1:04:03, followed by a holy trinity MJ's Minute Munchies @ 1:12:12 ending @ 1:17:21, plus even more on this week's FIRST VIDEO Page 7! Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

She wears short skirts, I wear tishirts, she's here captain and I'm on the bleachers. Dream about the day when you wake up and find that what you're looking for has been here the whole time and you can be. I'm the one who understands you. Been here all the long, so why can't you see that you belong with me? You belong with me. and you belong with me while we're all sweating at MSG in the middle of a heat wave, in the middle of a holiday weekend.

Are we just TNT married yet? Welcome to page 7. Yes, you can see us on Vigya. So get over to the YouTube.com slash at page 7 pod to see us on the Vigua. And you can see my feet going out. You would never see them before. And now my feet are up in the air.

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Welcome, Sina, to our first videoed page seven, everybody. I'm glad you guys are breaking new ground. It's a new technology. Yeah, yeah. I've never heard of Vigya before. Frontier-level podcast. Thank you. We are, you know, Sina, technically, we were at the forefront of podcasting.

We've been podcasting. for 15 years. So it's good that we finally caught up to what everybody else has been doing for years. Yeah, I think it's a good move, guys. Congratulations. Thank you. I feel seen. There's no way we can process this wedding without being seen. You know, like there's just, it's because we're going to be screaming, we're going to be laughing, we're going to be crying, and we need the whole depth of the human experience. Because unfortunately, for those that haven't heard, Taylor Swift got married this weekend. And apparently, according to Sina, not every single person's algorithm is just completely overtaken by the wedding.

All of my Love Island content is gone. Where did it go? Like, it's just been aundated. And I know here at page seven, we know the eye, it lingers, it does. And of course, I was curious, Sina. I've been curious, but the problem is, is that there have been so many headlines. This has been weak, Sina, of them being like, what's going to happen in the wedding? What's going to happen in the wedding?

And then it's like, what we think happened at the wedding, what we think happened at the wedding. And now it's like, what we think happened at the wedding because the NDAs, but don't worry, lots of the people are skirting around the NDAs. They're skirting around. Yeah. But this is the thing. Now there's like, ooh, there's an account of what happened. But is that account real? I don't trust. Who can we trust?

Is it the guy that owns the AMCs? Because he's the one that came out to tell us all the real information. And then everyone was like, this seems like it was written by AI. So we're living in a hellscape of many dimensions. And I'm so glad you also said just T&T married because I've been struggling with what how we pronounce that. Just T&T married. I think it's just T&T married. Did you see? The acronym. him. Right? Yes. I didn't say it out loud. Yeah, it's difficult. I won't do that. That's the thing. It's meant to be seen, not spoken. Justin married. My thing was I realized a lot of people said, you know, we're not a monarchy, but this, we're a monarchy. Yep. She has made herself the monarchy. This is a capitalist

monarchy. Yes. You know, this is the thing. It's like, this is, it's a monarchy and it's also like the singularity of the person and the product. If a person and the product become one. Who was a person who was a product? Yes, that's what the Spice Girls were singing about. Okay, and so, because she, she harnessed New York City. It was like, it's like a super villain in Spider-Man, how they like seize Manhattan. You know, like the Empire State Building has turned blue. Oh my God, she docked us.

She really did. But it was crazy. So, Sina, you just came back from the East Coast. MJ, we refer, we were referring to last weekend as MJ's lament over on Jackin, because MJ had to go through the city on Friday to get to New Jersey. Oh, you poor thing. In Socaucus. In Socaucus.

I was going to, is that the situation on your Swiss? Yes, thank you. This is the situation. Yes, I did have to go past MSG on Friday afternoon. MJ's lament. During her wedding to get to Jersey Transit. How did that go for you? Like, was it just easy, peasy, beautiful cover?

girl like it went it went poorly for many reasons not all of which are technically taylor swifts fault but i will but we can blame her and listen we say it every time jacky and i like many taylor swift songs i thought 2003 was a blast with the eras tour i had a great time okay so if you are a if you are an unapologetic taylor swift stand we had a great time have a have a great time we're so happy for you right but i am trying to get to New Jersey at the same time this lady's getting married a block away. And I took a picture of all the canceled trains. I don't think that's her fault. Jersey Transit claimed that the tracks were melting because of the heat.

And so, but it was like the last helicopter out of Saigon. We're standing there and every single train is getting canceled. I'm trying to meet a friend who's here from out of town. And we're like, we're trying to meet like at the Jersey transit. Did they know Taylor Swift was getting married and they shouldn't have been in town that day? And I'm like, and I see on the board like, that something is boarding and it's going through Secaucus, which is what we need because we're going to be in Secaucus.

So I was just like, get on track eight, go to track eight, run, run. So he's like running with his family of four, and I'm running with my family before. You've got the kids with you? Oh, yeah, they got the kids with us. Oh, yeah. Oh, no, you sit back down. You sit back down and you listen to their lament. Oh, God.

This is their lament. They have to tell this story. This is now a, this is a sly stone action movie you're going through. Sorry, speaking of Slystone, he's the only other person that's been married at MSG. It's weird that you happen to bring up Slystone. It's weird that you brought up Slystone. And you know everyone, what everybody knows about Slystone, makes stellar choices in life. We know that there's no problems going on up there in that Slystone brain.

Completely normal, man. But please continue, MJ. Well, you know, it's just, it's never pleasant to be in that area of Manhattan. It's a busy, it's a busy. So, yeah, so here's the thing. She did. I was able to make it to Penn Station, but where she got married, Madison Square Garden is next to Penn Station. Penn Station is the transit hub for not only most of the city's internal trains, the subway system, but also the trains that get out of the city. Taylor can't come to the phone right now, MJ. You know why? Because she's dead. She can't hear you. She can't hear your lament. She can't hear you from inside of the pussy tower. All right. She's all the.

the way up inside of there and she can't hear you from down there. Look what you made me do. Look what you made me do. And so it is, yeah, it's, I made it and it's fine. And it's not her fault that Con Ed had to turn off 5,900 power, like houses of power in the Bronx. But so like, a lot of people were messaging. Is it? Is it not a fault? Did Taylor's putting cause the power outages all over the city that were happening because of the heat wave that Cina also experienced on the East Coast. No, it wasn't technically her fault. But it's just not, it's a tough look when the outer boroughs that are populated by mostly working class people, black and brown working class people specifically, they're all out of power at a heat wave. And she's got all the power.

Oh, no, you guys have got this all wrong. From what I understand at MSG, Taylor had them set the thermostat to 78. Oh, so that it was fine. Yes. That's what it was fine. Oh, the secret garden was warm. She did her part. Zoran did tell them Keep it at 75 He did He did He said ask the whole city

To keep it at 78 And everyone was like What the fuck But that was Because all the grids were blowing out And he did say Hey at MSG keep it at 75 Do you think they did

I doubt it I doubt it But it sounds like we need a little bit Of Okay I've been corrected I've been corrected By the fart machine Yes everyone

I brought in a fart machine Into today's episode And the reason is, because I was worried that it was just going to divulge into all of us screaming, Eat the Rich. And I don't want to go down that road. So, you know, I figured we could bring a little levity. Because MJ, which I think is the most Midwestern thing MJ could ever do, to get back at me for sending their children, I believe at the time they were both four and under. and they were like two and one.

Yeah, so really, they couldn't even use the drum set yet, MJ. You said a drum set set? They couldn't even use the drum set yet, and you were so angry with me that I said the drum set. It was a toddler drum set that was battery powered, so it took up a lot of space, and it made a lot of noises that were somehow more unpleasant than an actual drum set.

Did you send a waterboarding jug along with it? You just put the towel right over your face. Yeah. This was like peak pandemic and she did it all for the bill. MJ was so upset. MJ was so upset with me. Like I'm living in the aftermath of your bit right now because it's not like I can take it away from them. You can't take it away from them because then you're the monster.

So I love it to get back at me. MJ sent me a fart noise machine and I think it's very, very adorable because you know, really, I could just take the batteries out. I don't have to hit it. You know, like, it's been sitting on my desk ever since they gave it to me, but I realized this is a really good barometer, fartometer for us.

In case we get two in the paint, because I know out there, we've got our swifties. I understand, but I will say that even Holden McNeely was not being like, because you know he's sexually frozen. you know, hates love anyway. So none of this, like, he's happy for her, but even he was like, oh, okay. You know, I was even getting, oh, okay, okay, yes. I mean, of course, publicly he was doing the, but she had and she needed and, oh, you know, and he's like jerking it or whatever he does.

Although we all know canonically he doesn't jerk to Taylor Swift. He doesn't find her sexually attractive for him. Okay. And he needs everyone to know that, okay? So he reminds us. He wants to be in her essence. And I do think this is an important piece of lore for him because we get a lot of emails of the people being like, I think it's creepy. How much Holden likes Taylor Swift, to which I respond. You guys, I swear to God, he doesn't want to sleep with her. He just loves her music. You know what's weird?

Which is true. I believe that. Yes. It's weird. I just have a feeling and I believe it. And it's just from knowing him for so long. Yeah. And I don't like it.

I don't like this feeling. No. But we have it. And we got to sit in our own. feel and make. And he does love the music and we love the music too. And we can love the music without loving every decision she makes. And this is the hard part because I think that Taylor Swift lovers, lovers, are understandably quite defensive about her because she gets a lot of shit no matter what she does.

And a lot of that shit is unfair. And a lot of that shit is because she's a very talented. and successful woman and all those things could be true. Yes. And she can also make choices that we don't always approve of. And we can hold both of these truths at once. Yes. And I do think that it is surprising.

So the JustT and T married, that was a marquee that was dropped at 7.30 p.m. in the middle of Times Square, huge. But the thing is, is that. So it was also the license plate. And we are going to get into the raffle that they had at the, wedding and one of the things that was raffled off was a full car with the license plate just tn t mird on the license plate so this was a shout out to their like hashtag kind of thing but everyone also thought that it was an at t and t commercial because it just is just tn t married but it has nothing to do with

a t and t it just looks like an at t and t commercial although It would not have put it past me to have her have it sponsored by AT&T or something like that, right? Also, a raffle at your wedding is so tacky. Goosh. And we just, and it was to have, like, everybody that is like, you know, because here's the thing, it's a thousand person wedding. We know it was chock full of celebrities and also, you know, the person running all the ICE detention centers and stuff like that. and, you know, a lot of other, you know, people she just knows. Like, they're just like, they just know each other, you know?

So they were just having them. So that would be a crazy thing to think. But yeah, I do feel that giving, so I know that they have like arcade games and stuff like that. But also all of, you know, essentially the celebrities, I know Averillavine won some sort of designer handbag because they were raffling off designer handbags and cars and things like that. Right? What raffle? But this is what the billionaire class is doing. Raffling to each other.

At MSG. Imagine breathing the air at MSG in your wedding. And I know it was full of flowers. Like I feel like they like took a rainforest from somewhere and like air lifted it and dropped it in to like simulate the outdoors. Because God forbid she'd be married outside because of all the drones. The drones. I was convinced of this argument, too. And then people were like, what about Zendaya?

She got married. Yeah. And not only did Zendaya get married. I'm sorry, you're forgetting the other half of that. She married Tom Holland. Two huge celebrities that everyone knew they were getting married, and they were able to get married in secret because that is what they wanted. They wanted a private ceremony, and that is what they were able to do.

So here's the thing. So much of this rhetoric has just been a lot of, like, and it's not coming from, Taylor Swift. It's coming from the, you know, the zeitgeist of like, she had to do this. Don't you see? She had to have the $50 million wedding at MSG. She had to because of all of us and all of us dirty people out here. And I feel like it's just, don't get me wrong, in this day and age, very scary. I imagine she's probably, you know, we were talking about this on Friday during Jackin, like it sucks that bad bunny had to wear a fucking bulletproof vest while he performed the half time show like we are living in such a ridiculous current time and space i understand

but you had to do that this like you it is a performance of privacy it was a it was the most attention-grabbing spectacle you could ever produce well saying leave me alone it's like a Taylor Swift song. And it's also the whole like, we are the elite. And I feel like so much of Taylor Swift was like, I'm the girl on the bleachers. You're the one that, you know, it's like, I'm boopsie. And not to bring oopsie boopsie back into this. Sorry, we were talking about Desperate Housewives earlier and Terry Hatcher's very oopsie boopsie. And I feel like there is a little bit of oopsie boopsie in there.

Right? I do. I just, oh, me, I'm just getting married at a, you know, in a historic venue, you like the venue. totally fine, but again, it's just like historic. And venue owned by James Dolan. He's next to Trump two weeks ago. But you love it. Okay. All right. Sorry.

Great. But then there's also, so I love it because Sina is trying to like, it's like because this is not all over your algorithm, we're hitting you with a lot of information right now. Yeah, I don't know if you know. There's a NATO alliance meeting happening in Turkey today. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Is he Oh, yeah.

Put some gravy on it. That's all I'm hearing. I'm like, what is it? Thanksgiving already? I don't think so. Yeah, there's a couple of other things going on. But she shut down all of Midtown on a holiday weekend. Here's a question for you guys, though.

But I was looking at the paltry coverage that my algorithm was presenting to me of it, thankfully. I did think, and this happens to me quite. frequently, I think to myself, oh, late-stage capitalism, this is the end of the empire. This is it. We're cooked. If this is, and then you said raffle? Raffles, I was like, that's. Raffles, what?

Raffles like, that's, I mean, I can't even, if you're not even being, you're not even acting wealthy. Right. You're not, you're acting at, like, you're at a carnival where all of us plebs would be juiced to get that Honda Civic. at the raffle. Right? I think it was a Chevelle.

A cheval. Whatever. We'd be so, I would put $50 into the 50-50. Sure. I'd be like, we're going to win. And it's very, the end of the empire part is just, it's because it is like, it's almost literally like let them eat cake, right? Because everyone's like, but she gave $26 million to charity.

But she gave $26 million to charity. And I did some math, you guys. That is 1.3% of what she is worth. That is as if if you make $100,000, you're, year you gave $1,300 to charity, which is probably more than many of you, page seven listeners. So that's a tax strategy. That's not a tax right off. It's also a tax strategy. And also, Sina, I think that there's something also in the annoyance of. So leading up to the wedding, they donated 26 million. I'm sorry, they. She donated $26 million. Yeah, he's broke.

I mean, I don't know he's worth like 50 or 60 million still, but according to compared to her. I mean, he may as well be broke. And so she donated 26 million to 13 different charities. She, because 13's her favorite number. Oh, don't even put this 13. But also it's like, okay, if 13's your favorite number, could we be given 13 mil to each one of them? You know what I mean? I feel like. Certainly.

But I don't under, of course, I'm never going to understand millionaires money. Of course, people are like, she doesn't have that liquid. But like, I feel like if you're, if you're a two billionaire, you can make that liquid, right? She doesn't have that liquid. Who are these people saying this? Their financial advisors, no. I think I think it's online. You got money whenever you want it.

Yeah. If you have that much money. If you have $2 billion, you can certainly produce $13 million. Yeah, she gave $2 million to Dolly Parton's charity, which is like very nice, but it is like giving a quarter to the Salvation Army Pucket outside the mall, you know, at Christmas time. This was for the marriage, for the wedding. And like, as part of the during the, during the, yeah, the afterpart. To counteract. to preemptively counteract any criticism she was getting, I think.

I mean, because it is, it's like, and I'm not taken away from, she treats her workers well. She pays them well. Yes. Thank you. I was about to fart at you. Thank you. Thank you. You're right.

Because there are, she also does give away. She does donate to charity often. People bring this up whenever we're shitting on Taylor Swift. You're right. She does donate to charities. She does. It's just that there is like in this world of so much terror. there's even just how much her words could do and what she could genuinely make change with,

that it felt like such a, well, I gave you $26 million so when I shut down Midtown. Like it just felt so right beforehand. But then, of course, people are like, how dare you say she's giving money away? We should just be happy she's giving money away. Yeah, I guess. Yeah. Thank you. We also live at a time when we are dependent as a country for the wealthy to give their money away.

We need them to. Because our government fails. Look at all those videos that I get like heartbroken over where it's like someone gives like $1,000 to a homeless person. And then they're just like and they're crying. And it's like millions of views. And I'm like, oh, I feel good. But then I'm like, oh my God. There's nothing in society to help this person that this person now,

we are all socialized to be in love with this like Mr. Smile Happy guy that's like giving out money to people. And then it's just to me exposes our society and the weakness of our government and how we as a society are just like, oh yeah, I guess we we need these people to help us and to support us. Totally. Charity and philanthropy just maintains people's wealth in lieu of any structural change that would make it so that you don't need food banks and you don't need food banks. and you don't need Dolly Parton to give children books, you know? Like all of those problems could be solved with the same money that people are giving to charity, but instead it's just like, here you go, you can have a little bit. And, you know, and listen, I thought the handkerchiefs were cute.

I thought, so it's going to be forever. Stop. MJ? I like the handkerchiefs. You don't have to fart at me. I liked them. I like Blankspace. Travis Kelsey and I have the same favorite song.

It was like T&T. MJ. So it's going to be forever, which is a line from blank space. But the next line is, or it's going to go down in flames. And that's the country, I think. And then they get to have the nice forever, you know. But, okay, MJ, you just said that you liked the handkerchiefs. And I love that for you.

But if you're going to this wedding and they're given out cars and designer handbags. And then you're right. Not giving you. They're raffling away these things. And then all I get is a fucking napkin at the end. I feel like it's like, I went through all this. shit. No, no, no, no. I need a little bit more than a napkin because that was their, like, take home. Like, I feel like I did more than that at my wedding than just giving everybody a

napkin with my name on it. It's very strange. Right. Your wedding was great, Jackie. Your dessert table, there's no way her dessert table was as good as your dessert table. I'm saying that right now. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Yeah. I, I mean, that, yeah, I just, I really want to like Taylor Swift. I love that people have a thing they love, and I try very hard not to... I was a bright ice fan. I've been a bright ice fan for 20 years.

I know how much it sucks to have people dump on your favorite thing. We're not shitting on the music. We're shitting on the wedding. This is separate. This is completely separate. I'm not shitting on... MJ and I both said, I listened to Taylor Swift all weekend.

I would throw it out there. All weekend. I was doing all weekend. Constant. Constantly. As a small aside, I taught my son, Jackie, because of you, You named him Jackie after me?

Don't yuck someone else's yum. Right. Oh, you taught that to Hero. I taught him to Hero because he's been yucking on Blippy, who I dislike vehemently. And Cota, my two-year-old, loves Blippy. Oh, no. And then Hero will say, Daddy, we don't like Blippy, right? I'm like, yeah, that's right, but we don't want to yuck somebody's yum.

And so now he's throwing it back. And I also don't want to create a triangulation. Family therapy term. You don't want to triangulate you and hero against Coda, but that gets real complicated. I was like, we need to support Coda and what he likes and let him enjoy what he likes. I love that. And thank you.

You're right, because, you know, sometimes we're a half blippy household. You know, you can't put a full blipy on the pizza, please. But maybe you like Tatea. I don't want to yuck people's yum about Taylor Swift. Okay. But this is a hugely macrily. societal problem that she basically also, it seems like, from this charity thing that you guys are talking about.

Yeah. Played society like a fiddle. Yes. Yes. Gave the money out to know that, all right, I'm going to take the sting a little bit out of people being upset. When I give this money, a bunch of people are going to be able to argue back online that says, well, she gave some money.

We should be happy. And it is crazy that like she really, it has to be. Like, it's got to be all about optics. I mean, there's, why would she do it right before the wedding? Why would it be so public? Why would there be so much written? Like, it is because that also could have been privately done. There's ways in which we could privately do these things.

And I also, what are you going to yell about, MJ? Well, I just, if we're going to talk about optics, I have two questions. One of which is Adam Sandler and the second of which is 20 minute wedding vows each. I am a. 20 minutes of vows. Okay. Wow. 20 minutes each.

I have been yelling about the 40 minutes of vows ever since I heard about it. And apparently, Sina, not only 40 minutes of vows, but like they're crying. She sang part of her vows. She's singing he's crying. It is just, and just all. And also we found out there's only 150 seats. So all those people are also standing, watching. You're going to pay that much money and you're going to have everybody standing,

watching you give 40 minutes of vows, and most of them don't even know you? I mean, I, this is, and again, I like Taylor Swift love songs a lot. So, like, part of me is like, at first I was like, you sang your vows, but then also I'm like, if I was marrying Taylor Swift and she was like, Romeo, take me somewhere we can be alone. Like, maybe I would like that. But she also walked down the aisle to her own music. And I know that I shouldn't make that akin to Hulk Hogan answering his phone during his sex tape when his phone rang and it was his daughter's song that was playing. And that's what it gives me.

It gives me Hulk Hogan sex tape walking down to your own. Although I will say hearing this, I do wish I had not told Jeff. And I had at the last moment just been like, I love you, Jeff. I love Jeff. Jeff is my God Like if I just made a quick song in the back To play as I walked down the aisles Singing Taylor Swift

Like a karaoke version Oh God You like how I sang at the top of the show You belong with me I guess normally we yeah We always see that I've seen the burning man couple That rapped to each other their valves

Yes Yeah They're like Starships whatever people Yeah Yeah yeah yeah He should have tackled her you know, to like do his thing. Yes. Or yes, stop that right.

Bring a little football in there, you know? Throw, yeah, do some play and some catch. Now, what 90s SNL star would you have officiate your wedding if you could do it again? You know, I will say it is crazy because Adam Sandler loves their love. So I guess that I imagine that is part of it because he's got daughters and all of the daughters were obsessed with her. And then they created a friendship because of it. and I think that it's weird. But I think hopefully he got him out of basketball shorts,

or maybe it didn't. Maybe he's at MSG, so he's just staying because there's no, you know, picks or anything. How long was his set if he was officiating? Oh, my God, he did a tight 15 up top. Did he do bring the guitar? I'm here, let's keep it go. Oh, yeah, it's time for a wedding. But he's just doing it to the Hanukkah song.

I am weirdly enough. I was fine with the fact that Stevie Nix performed at the wedding. Okay? Yeah. So, Bill McCartney did, I want to hold your hand for the first time in like 30 years? That's where my, like, that's where my, you're just so rich and just so separate that she had Paul McCartney sing, I want to hold your hand, which he has not sang publicly, and especially by himself, and got him to do it at her. her wedding. I mean, that's what you're supposed to do if you're that wealthy.

That makes sense. That's a fine use of the, better than a raffle. I just, I like that more than a raffle. What do you think, though? Question, how do you think she got him to do that? Like, I'm not talking about, like, sexual favors. I just feel what do you do to get a beetle to do something a beetle doesn't want to do?

I think she just sent him a slew of emojis. Is that what it is? I was just like, will you? and then just said emojis and then... And he's like, I don't understand. He's like, whatever you want to tell it. Well, that's the thing. She's just like anointed herself.

Like you said, Cina, about the monarchy, she has, like, anointed herself this power. She has, like, more power than, like, lawmakers in the United States. I want to know if she even paid the Empire State Building or if they'll just like, we'll do whatever you say, you know? Like, I feel like she's just harnessed. Yes. I mean, the Kelsey's just had fucking Prince William on their podcast.

Yeah. There's Adam on their podcast. You know, it's like she was hanging out privately with Prince William and Kate Middleton and the kids. Like that's, I, so no wonder she doesn't understand. Like, no wonder she truly feels that this was the only way in which she could properly get married. Because she'd even said on the Graham Norton show, I believe, a couple of years ago, that essentially she's like, I mean, when you get married, it always ends up about the people that you've done. didn't invite. So that's why if I ever get married, I'm just going to invite anyone

I've ever met. And that's what she did. Except I will say dragons, hold your flame. Because all in the Justin Baldoni trial, there was all the shit with Blake Lively

and everything. And Blake Lively and Taylor Swift, they were really, really good friends. And in part of now, of course, the world is a that because of the trial and everything at one point, Blake Lively was like, I'll let out my dragons on you, like meaning Taylor Swift as one of them. So of course, the internet is like, oh, because she invited, even Carly Clause, like she invited everybody, but she didn't invite

Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds. And that is, of course. No invite. But this is a thing. Or do they get invited and not go? There's no way they got invited and didn't go. There's no way. Because it's like you're like Robert Pattinson got invited and didn't go. But Suki Waterhouse went like his partner went with like went instead. But he's shooting Batman. You know, it's like he's got other things to do. Yeah. There was also some discussion about what Harrison Butker who is a chief of what chief of a chief of football.

And he is like a face. He wouldn't be at the wedding. If we're saying of what, no, he definitely would not be invited to the MSG wedding. I fell into a Harrison Butger hole because a lot of people were like, was he invited? Was he not invited? Because he gave a commencement speech. I'm sorry, MJ, stop. Oh, is he the kicker?

Butker and listen. He thinks that women should stay home and have children. And he did give a big speech about it. And he wasn't there. But some people say he wasn't invited and he just didn't come. And some people say he was the only. chief not invited and will we ever know I don't know if we'll ever know

are they MAGA? Are they not? And this is for years people have been like Jackie and MJ talk about whether Taylor Swift is MAGA. Why aren't you talking about when she's mega? And I'm like she's giving MAGA but I have not found the concrete evidence that she is MAGA and so it's we're just will they won't they are they are they aren't they MAGA you know She transcends MAGA

Yes that's what we should all understand is that this is beyond politics This is beyond a party. This is, MAGA is a blip in history. Yes. Taylor Swift will be etched in like civilizational history. Yes. She tells me.

She's really, you're so right, though. You are right. I mean, to the point that she donated $2 million to Dolly Parton's charity, Dolly Parton came out with a cheeky video that was essentially like, thank you so much, Travis and Taylor. And when you have that first baby, I hope I can have it. And she made like a cute, like, so if, I just feel like if Dolly Parton, you know, is just openly saying, I'm just going to take your child, I feel like you're right.

They do transcend MAGA. And I think that Dolly Parton knows that she needs to keep those children away from it. All right? She needs to keep Muea. And thank you, Dolly Parton, for your service. Because, of course, there is all of the conversation of like, is she going to stop making music a baby? She's going to stop making music out, baby. But then there's also.

the word on the street that she is going to come out with one she's going back to her roots and she's going to go back to country for a little bit and then she's going to have babies and that's what the internet decided for her so i don't know if that's going to be the case or not so she has announced she's going to go country and then she's going to she's going to have she hasn't announced about the country and the babies no is she going to carry the child she only announces things if she can sell it sina right all of this shit was filmed the wedding shit is found it's all that's all of this shit was filmed the wedding shit is It's all film.

It's all film. It was all. I know, but there were cameras everywhere. And also, I, I hate to say this. But do you think because Ares was put out on Disney, do you think that they're going to put out a Taylor wedding special on Disney? And all of that makes, that's sick. So, I mean, if that happens.

I'll eat my tinfoil hat if I'm wrong. But yes, I think the whole thing, again, she is the product. Her wedding is the product. I would have said, everything is the product. I would have said no until you started talking about the raffle. And now I love that you're hung up on raffle. It is so classless the fucking raffle. I had a lot more respect for Taylor Swift until she started raffling things off at the wedding.

It is. And I also, you know, we haven't seen full pictures of the inside yet because no one's allowed to leak anything. It's MSG. People pissed in the hallway. Right. What are we talking about it? And the AMC executive was talking about the entry. entranceways. And you can see little bits in some of the pictures. And it looks like they had put all of these entranceways that were covered. Now, when you first walked in, I guess on one side, it was all pictures of all different ages of them growing up. It was like Taylor and Travis on both sides. And you like walk through and looked at all the pictures.

That's nice. I thought it was weird because all of the like the bunting and everything was all on the, it was coming off the, you know, the ceilings of these like tunnels and everything. And on the walls. and it really just looked like you were moving through intestines. Yeah. I was just given intestines. It made me think of like in steel magnolias when they're like, it looked like you hose down the Weddun Chapel with Pepto-Bismol. Like, that's kind of what it was giving, and you walked through it into this, like, secret garden area.

But again, see, I'm hung up on the 150 chairs. That's where I'm hung up. Because... See, the raffle. You're the chairs. You at least... I'm the Penn Station. And you're the Penn Station of it all.

I just like, at least let me sit while I'm watching this. Because there is nothing, man, for anyone, and I'm saying this, as someone that has only been to one, thank God, I've only been to one Catholic wedding. And I tell you, when you're just sitting there and you're up and down in the pews and you're up and you're down your pews and you're just like, is it over? Is it over? Is it over? Is it going to be over? No one wants to go to a wedding and just wait for the ceremony to be over. You got to know. You got to know your audience. You know that that's what they're there for. So great. Make it yours. Do whatever you want. But make everyone comfortable. Everyone should have a drink. Everyone should have a seat. That is very important when you're setting up a ceremony. You want everybody comfortable. And you're letting I had a drink and a seat. And I was like, I know that Jackie's going to take good care of us.

And just imagine the internal social order that had to happen with those 150 out of the thousand. Does the family sit down? Do the celebrities sit down? Tom Brady was standing there like, I'm motherfucking Tom Brady. I better get a seat. Right? But then it's like, but you're saying at a Taylor Swift's wedding. So it's like, yeah, but also Taylor Swift's mother better get a fucking seat.

You know what I mean? Like Donna Kelsey shouldn't be standing in the fucking back. Just because she's got the height doesn't mean she wants me. Got see. They better be. Could you imagine if they didn't? Oh, my God. If my mom didn't have a seat at my way,

could you imagine the hub? Could you imagine? The wedding would have been stopped. Everything would have been stopped. It's just I, we were trying to not only scream about the wedding. But we have now done it. And second helpings can be. Yeah.

We just could, we had to do it and now it's over. And now we don't have to do this for, for tomorrow's show, Jackie. but we needed to process what just happened. I do think that America needs to process what just happened. I also can, oh, don't worry, America is processing it. I did just want to bring up real fast because someone, there's this headline that said Taylor Swift fans are convinced one tiny detail about her wedding date couldn't have been an accident. And that was because someone went back and found out that the first game Taylor showed up to the Kansas City Chiefs,

was September 24th, 2023. And someone on Twitter pointed out that was exactly 1,013 days between the first appearance and the wedding itself. And there's no... Can you imagine someone going to find out to count the days, to see if it was all a setup?

And if that is what Taylor Swift is doing, I I you got to get another hobby I know you bake bread bitch but figure something else out

because that's crazy yeah no that's just you got it's I saw a tweet that was like it's like having prom in the gym and that's kind of

all I need to know from here on out it was a venue filled with seats and they couldn't give everyone a seat can give everybody seat

symbolic symbolic I gave some people seats be thankful that I gave some people's seats I gave $26 million in charity and I gave 150 seats. You know they've got seats in that, bitch.

You know it's like, oh, it's almost called, what is it called? Stadium seating. That's all the way around that everybody would have been able to sit. They have like, NYPD barricades over the stadium seating. Never look at these seats. These seats are not for you. But I guess, you know, Just T&T married out here, guys. And honestly, I'm proud of us.

We didn't have to fart as much as I thought we were going to have. have to fart and I'm proud of us because we weren't screaming. We didn't scream. Will the Swifties in your fan base be upset with all the stuff that we just did? Yes. Extremely. Yeah? But we have to.

People who hate Taylor Swift will be very mad at us for talking about it at all and people who love her will be mad that we didn't like it and this and we'll just, wait a minute. I need you both to know. I thought about lying about being like, I love love, I love and I love her love. Because you guys know I love love love. And I love her music. And I'm happy. And I will say I'm happy that, you know, maybe when they're divorced in five years and maybe we'll find out then what's in the ironclad pre-up, because don't worry, I've been looking.

And I haven't found out yet. But I, of everybody's being like how, everybody's saying that in the pre-up that there is an amount, like an increasing amount for every time he cheats. But I also don't know if that is, if that's the truth. not, but I imagine when they get divorced. What do you think? What's the over under here? Betting people. What do we got here?

What do we got? A couple years? Sina. I'll go the over on five. Okay. All right. Over on five? I think it'll be, I think they can have a business relationship type marriage for quite a while.

Like a Bay and Jay kind of situation. Yeah. Kind of keep it together for the brand. Yeah. Yeah, I'll go, I don't know how over under bedding works, but I will say that I think that it's possible. She will get divorced just to make the end. album. And everyone's saying then the album

would be called Independence Day. Adam's not a intent as well. Independence Day. Wow. And you know what? I'll listen to it. Like that's the thing. It'll be great. I'll listen to it. I'll listen to it. I like her music a lot. Especially when she's sad. I like her sad music. I don't want her happy. Her love music. She can make a sad album when she has children.

She'll be, she will be sad. There should be more sad albums about having children. That's a market. It has time. If you're sad because you've got kids, you'll have time to write a fucking album. Robin. Robin's album, Robin's new album is kind of about motherhood. Really?

Yeah, like in a way. Oh, hell yeah. Yeah. Well, sorry, guys. We got to move on to the list. Bye Tay's wedding. Oh. Who's on the list? Me.

Jackie. Gotta have that list. Friend and pop culture facts are living your head rent free after you learn. Honestly, I chose this list because I'm excited. I just recently, I just got my tickets for the new Spider-Man's movie, and I'm excited to see it because, you know, I'm a big Tom Dea fan over here. But in the Toby McGuire, to start, it took 156 takes. Do you remember in Toby McGuire's Spider-Man when he throws up all the food and then he catches it on the, and I don't remember if everybody remembers this, or I was just in love with Toby McGuire, so I would watch these movies over and over and over again.

MJ as well. And there was no CGI used. It took him 156 takes but he threw it all up and then caught them each on the tray just using his reflexes. And that's why he's allowed

to date 18 year olds for the rest of the time. No, he was just recently kissing somebody that. He looks 18. Isn't that? No? Yeah. And it's just it's the pussy posse of it all. He's in the pussy posse with Leonardo to Caprio and like those boys. And since they call themselves, Ice Spice, that's who he was spotted kissing recently.

He was out there kissing on Ice Spice. And I was like, I suppose, Toby McGuire. Like, I honestly, I was more, I was like, I was judging Ice Spice. I'm just like, really? I mean, you can get anybody, right? But Tobre McGuire, okay. Toby McGuire in his 50s, okay, that's the choice for you. And that's okay.

But did you know, of course, Shamelama ping pong, Timothy, Shamala ding-dong, he learned his ping pong for his ping pong movie, but also did you know he learned to play the guitar for his role as Bob Dylan in a complete unknown and he got his start using a $200 Yamaha acoustic guitar.

And I like that he went the way that most of us did when we were 14 years old of getting just... The cheap guitar. Cheap guitar. That's nice. I like that for him. I've also been meaning to say this for weeks, but I think that we need to change or add to from Shamelama Pingpong to Shamma Bing Bong

because he's obsessed with the Knicks. It's so many. It can be whatever comes out of your mouth. That's kind of the perfect part of it. I loved after the Knicks one. He like saw a group of Knicks fans in like a tunnel or a subway tunnel. He took off his shirt and like jumped in there with it. I was like, salt of the earth.

It's kind of it really is cute especially like there's so many videos of Timothy, shamalam ping pong like being young and he's just been on the internet. And also he is a genuine huge Knicks fan. It always has been like I love anyone that was like the real people that were just truly losing their minds. It made me almost watch a basketball. And he grew up in the Stuyvesant housing, right? Yeah. In Hell's Kitchen.

Yeah, he grew up in Hell's Kitchen. Oh, Hell's Kitchen. Did you guys know? And I don't know why I always thought that it was, I love Lucy, but I guess that's where they first portrayed a pregnant woman. but it was Fred and Wilma Flynnstone that were the first animated couple to share a bed on television. Which is crazy to think that that would

like intimate that back then they used to sleep all in one bed and that over time that the beds were separated and I feel like that's pro caveman. And also like pro voyeurism because that dino would pop his head through the window every morning.

Oh, you're right. That's a little old. But I guess it's also. Also, at the same time, if you're used to kids coming into the room, I guess you have to have some sort of, you know, you're ready for any kind of dinosaur to pop their heads in, I would assume. I don't know. I grew up in a very clothed home. So it wasn't one of those like, we didn't just go into our parents' bedroom. You know, it's like that's not, what, be comfortable in your own home. I don't think so. Not when you can have clothes on instead. Man, guys, I've been thinking about watching MASH, and I don't know if it's too sad of a show for me to watch. It's incredible. Is it just so incredible that it's worth how sad it is? Oh, it's sad, sure, but I think it's hilarious.

I grew up on MASH. I watched MASH all the time. I watched it when I was a kid, which is so funny because MASH is not a kid show. No. But we were all watching it, but I think it was on, like, Nick at Night. It was just because it was just on. It was always on. It was always on, and I didn't.

When I was a kid, I had no idea it was about war. Or I thought it was about doctors. And, I mean, it is. And hanging out. Yes, it's like, these men are chatting. Exactly. I used to sing along to the theme song. To suicide, it's painless.

Suicide is painless. Take so. My problem is, see, my mom is a huge aldinator. Yeah. Oh, you do not get in between Alan Alda and my mother. I swear to God. I'll get in between them, Linda. Oh, you want to be the meat on that sandwich.

Okay. So that's also a great. It's a multi-camera show as well. Yeah. Which I think is also really comedically very fun because the comedy shots come from different camera angles and they're shooting the scene kind of like a sketch in a way. Yeah. And they're finding the funny in the moments that are happening through different camera angles. That's a see, that's astounding.

And now, see, I was just recently talking to someone about MASH and any person you talk to that loves MASH, they'll get you to immediately be like, I'll watch it. I'll watch it right now. I watch right now. And the only reason I brought it up is because on the list is the series finale of MASH aired on February 28, 1983, and holds the record for the most watched scripted television episode in history with more than 106 million viewers. Now, of course, that number is now different. But back then, that's a crazy get for 1983 to have 106 million viewers for one, you know,

like one episode watching. That's nuts. And now there's like no one thing that everyone. everyone watches, which is another reason I really want. Or the Taylor Wedding. That was another. I love a monocultural event. I was actually a little excited for the Taylor wedding because I like when I love a big

collective experience, you know, and we don't get that with like TV as much anymore. And so in that way, I did think the fact that everyone is talking about the Taylor wedding, like, you know, because I'm like, oh, everyone's talking about, you know, severance or whatever. But then when you look at the numbers, it's like not. That's actually. No, but everyone's talking about the NATO alliance happening in Ankara, Turkey. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's it. We have been talking about it.

And we just, we scrubbed the episode just to get around it. You know, we've just been, honestly, I was over here trying to manifest some deaths over the weekend. And I didn't get either one of the ones that I wanted. And I'm sad about that. Yeah. But I did want to just give, obviously, quick shout out to Joey Chestnut. Joey Chestnut, they hear. He is amazing with hot dogs.

Sorry, they brought it up on vampire Lestat as well. He didn't die, right? No, no, no, no. It was just in Vampire Lestat. He was essentially, Lestat was talking about how he wanted to meet Joey Chesnut because he hears that he's really good at what he does. And I think that's funny because I think of, when I think of Joey Chesnut, I think of Sunshine. I don't think of vampires.

Yeah, he's down at Coney Island. Did he win this weekend? Of course he did. Of course he did. He's kind of ruined. Did he win? He's ruined it. Yeah.

No, no one can come close to him. And I loved it because they tried to kick him out. Nathan's tried to kick him out a couple of years ago because he was working with Impossible or beyond. I forget which one. Impossible. Impossible. And they welcome them back.

You're nothing without him, Connie. You're nothing without him. But I will continue on. No, I won't. No, it's my list. That's it. That's all you get. All right.

Well, all of this talk about eating. The rich has gone. straight to my eyes. I think I'm going. Hungry? Ah, we can't feed them. It's blind. It's blind. It's blind. They've gone blind. It's time for blind items.

Yeah, get into it. Get into it, Cina. Let's go. Well, apologies for the first one, because a bit of a spoiler happened earlier in the episode. The Frozen Flavor rapper will do anything to extend her 15 minutes, including hooking up with the former web crawler. She won't last long with him, though. He likes them more like his daughter's age. Ice Spice, Toby McGuire.

That is, it is really the biggest issue. Not only is Ice Spice way too beautiful for him, but sadly enough, way too old for the pussypossie. And that's not Ice Spice's fault. I mean, when you live and breathe the pussy posse posse, like, you can't just be kissing on just any kind of beautiful old, lady. I loved him so much. I loved him so much too, MJ. We have to come to terms with the fact that he's a part of the pussy boss. Is it really 18? Like, real? No, I think it's more like 20s. Like, it's like the Leonardo DiCaprio where it's like they hit 27 and then he's done. You know, at least it's in the 20s. I don't, yeah, in the blinds, it's a lot of like early 20. It's, it's, I think he's a little worse than Leo actually. Like I think that Leo it's like, ooh, you dirty dog, but not a predator. And I think that I will also say... I will also say... I will also say... I think it's because Leo

is too out in the open, and I think Toby Maguire can get away with more. Yeah. I hate to say that, but I think is what it is. Thanks for the cover, DeCamp. Yeah. Well, speaking of getting away with things, these two actors became fast

friends when they met on set. But while the younger of the two went on to superstardom, the older dude's career nose dive. As soon as that happened, the younger actor couldn't be bothered to even return the older actor's calls or texts until now. You see, the older actor is suddenly having a career renaissance thanks to the support of a rich and powerful pal. While the younger one is now in a slump. Lately, the younger one has been working hard to renew the friendship, but the older one isn't giving him the time of day.

If that wasn't bad enough, now that older one has access to the Hollywood elite, he has secretly been sabotaging the younger one telling anyone who will listen that he's a jerk. Say that just the first part again? The two actors became fast friends because they did a movie together. They did a movie together. The younger one's career skyrocketed, the older one's career nosedived. Younger one, bye, I don't have any time for you. I don't care about you anymore.

Now older one's career going up, younger one's career going down. And he's like, hey, you want a younger one's. He'll like, hey, you want to chat? and older one's like, no, I'm going to tell everyone you suck. Okay, so that's, so it's not for, all right, I was really going down the Barry Keogh and Jacob Allerty pathway, but it's not that. Is it in a similar realm? Okay. The older one, to say his career nosedived, he was canceled.

And he was canceled. Oh, call me by your name? Call me what you want. Call me what you do. Yes. Army Hammer and Army and Bing Bong. Army and Bing Bong.

Arm in hand. That is, it would make sense and it would also make complete sense of why Shamma-Lama Bing-Bong wants absolutely nothing to do with him. Absolutely. And you just listen to that man's podcast one time. Why?

Army Hammer? It was insane because he interviewed his mother. It was crazy. Did he ask about his dad's chair. The poop chair? Sorry, excuse me. It was crazy. I was like, this man is it, wait, was that a real? No, no, I hit it again and then it sounded like it was a real. I wasn't a real part. It wasn't, I'm not making. It's not a type of video.

No, I hit it. I hit the button. If you pulled me three feet away, I think that's out here. That's where your butthole is. No, that's not where my bottle is. My buttles out of my knees. It might have all these things And everyone would know by now But I mean this blind I don't know if it holds up Because mind you yes

The middle part is Timothy Stop talking to Army Which you know Yeah I would also stop talking to my co-star If he became a cannibal Or was revealed to be a cannibal However the end is saying That because nobody likes Timothy anymore

I guess you know Probably because of who he's dating The Jenner That yeah that now his career is Or I guess I don't know maybe the ping pong movie that nobody cared about. He is now a legend. I mean, that was still an Oscar winning.

I mean, you know, it still was. And also, yeah, you go, Sina. Because I know that the Army Hammer thing is weird because he's being funded by this, like, weird. That's the thing in Hollywood, if you have a backer, you will make movies. But that movie is getting panned. That movie is also super strange where he's just like Armyhammer. He's killing kids and killing people. And it's like a revenge movie, but like way too much revenge.

A bit too. Like a white supremac. Revenge movie, right? Yeah, yeah. But because of the way the hell we live in, it has the highest score on Rotten Tomatoes, like, of any other movie because all the white supremacists are coming out

to be like, it's good, actually. Citizen vigilante is, yes. Is the critics score high, though? Oh, no, no. But I think the problem is, I don't know, the framing of this blind is weird because I think it is true that now that Army Hammer has a wealthy,

benefactor who's like, I like that you're a cannibal. Like, that does mean his career will rise to some extent, but I don't know if that means it's actually rising in like the industry that exiled him. It's just rising amongst these freaks with who are having their own, who are trying to make their own alternate, you know, media land. So the idea that Timothy is reaching out to Army seems very unlikely. Very unlikely. But also we should remember that money creates reality.

And money in this sense in Hollywood can create. create a career in the classic sense of like you will be a working actor again, but will it create culture? And that's what you cannot buy that at the end of the day. Right. That really comes from the people and like people seeing your work and appreciating like Timothy is the culture right now. Even if his movies. Yeah. For those, so for you guys to know, it is the 93% audience score.

Yeah. So that's what it is. It is a 6% on the reviewer's score. So that's exactly. It's like the, you know, this is what they do. They bomb things online to be like, yeah, they swarm things. Yeah, it's all lies. It's all built up.

It's all funded by the Hammer Foundation. I mean, they literally, they have the Hammer Foundation. They are generationally like you're never going to stop Army Hammer. If he wants to keep making movies, he's going to keep making movies. They've got the fucking money to make them. And if he wants to keep eating people, he will keep eating people. He's not put away yet. So, you know?

I recommend you guys listen to him, talk to us, mother. It's very strange. Well, they must be so separated because of that generational wealth. I imagine it's a lot of like, mums, why didn't you never love me? It was like, you ruined me, mother. Whoa. I don't want to give him the listen, not that it matters, but I am. I don't think he's living off the ad dollars.

No, no, I think he's doing fun. I think he's doing fine no matter what, isn't he? Wow. I don't think that ping pong's going to him, though. There's no way. Yeah, that doesn't add up. But, okay, blind number three, don't we try to love love? But this is a sad one.

This three-named actress and her husband are headed to a divorce. And that's a very, yes, that is a very short blind item, but it's because of who it is that we care. Ooh, she's had a hard year because of the franchise. as she was in has had a really hard year. The franchise she was in had a really hard. Devastating year for this. Buffy? Sarah Michelle Geller?

Yeah. Wow. Allegedly. No, that's why they're selling the house because I just saw. Everybody's talking about they're selling the house. They're selling the house. They're selling their family house. No.

She's married to Freddie Prince Jr. There's no way that they're getting a divorce. It's the only way that we know love is real is because of the two of them. We try to love love. we give it all we got. What are we going to do? Yes, I'm singing Taylor's foot. Wow.

I know. I don't know. You can't lose two of your co-stars and when you're in get a divorce. It's too much. No, it is too much. Also, I don't mean to turn back to the other line that we did earlier.

Ice Spice is only 26 years old, so I just want to throw it out there. She does fit the pussy posse's rules. And I just wanted to let everybody know that she is a rule follower. And on the older side. Don't you worry. Don't you worry. A little, little too old.

I mean, you got to hydrate it before you use it. But, you know, just throw a little sprinkle of water on top. I'll plump it back up. Well, I just disgusted myself and I discussed it both MJ and Sina in one go. But you know what's great? We're on film so you can watch it happen. You can watch the way they look at me with absolute disgust. It's true.

You can watch me get my eyesight back. Can I take a quick moment? I have the pee so bad. Oh, yeah. Go to the pee. Go to the pee. Oh, my God. It's so funny.

Just even the way that he's running, too. Keep it in. I'm just like, blood pressure medication. It's just we know so many men on blood pressure medication now that whenever I see a man running to the toilet, I'm like, blood pressure medication. Because apparently it makes you piss a lot. Yeah. And then in a few years, the prostate starts making you piss. Oh, God, so they're just, man, we don't, but.

It's a whole thing. Whoa. Ice Vice says, Kiki Palmer's my type. Confirming bisexuality. Bobbo, Bobbo. Confirming bisexuality. Well, I guess I've confirmed my bisexuality on the show. Yeah, Kiki Bomber is also my type.

Yeah, I guess I've just confirmed it. You've heard it here first, y'all. It's confirmed. We can keep it in. I'm glad I want to confirm it, you know, even though it's July and we're not allowed to anymore because our month is done. But here at page seven, we're always queer. We're queering Independence Day. Ew, do you think that she is going to call her a divorce album Independence Day?

Yeah. It would be, yeah, obviously. Ew, and that's going to do her. She's going to do the whole, like, been a long time coming again, you know. Yeah, it's going to be a great album, though, because she does, she really thrives in the breakup song. Yeah. She's better when she's sad. Down bad crying at the gym.

Sorry about that. No sorries. Do you want to fix your hair? Your hair needs a little joke. Fix your hair. Fix your hair. We are on the gym. Keep it in.

Thanks for flag. Thanks for flag. No, that's what, that's what friendship is for. I appreciate that. But MJ, welcome back to the world of the scene. seeing. Thank you. Thank you. Also, thanks to the blind listener who wrote in to talk a little bit about accessibility and the meta glasses. We'll probably talk more about that on page, on a second helpings tomorrow. Very interesting perspective. Wait, wait, was that about the, the subtitles?

Yeah, about Kylie Jenner being like, it's what's in front of you as a stop sign, like explaining like why. Oh, that it's good. That it is good. Yeah, that it's very helpful. Accessibility tool. Yes, which is awesome. Are the folks that are in favor of the accessibility features also going to usher in the ruining of our privacy? Well, I think we just have to parse out the good accessibility features, good, secretly taking pictures of children back. We can easily separate those things. But what if it's Kylie telling you? Because also Kylie is like she has her own AI glasses that she's doing the voice for. And we just made a lot of jokes about like, I guess you can sound a lot.

I don't know. This is a street. This is a store. We've been laughing about this for a while. But you know, guys, while we're laughing, we got to pause because we got to start eating. Uh-oh. And Sina, you haven't even heard the Snacky's theme songs now that we are on film. We've got a theme song that you get to listen to.

And I hope you get into it. I've been a snacky girl. Oh. I've been a snacky girl. Yeah, bitch. I've been a snack geek. I'm hungry. I've been a snackie.

It was made for us. Is somebody going to eat those chips? Is somebody going to dip those dips? Is somebody going to try those candies? I got salinodic. I'm a snack lead. I'm hungry. I'm hungry.

I love how long both of the snacks. They're both very long. And I love it because usually in house we don't listen to it. But now that I said we're on video. We are listening. to it. What did you think? That was fantastic. Right. How amazing is that. Now, you're going to think the opposite about the treat that I brought in today. I was really hoping for a good one. This, this one, you know, I'm going to throw it out there. This one is difficult for interesting reasons. Now, this is a

snack. I brought this up on an episode like three or four months ago because I found this snack at a five below, and I couldn't believe they still make them because I remember them from our childhood, and I was truly disgusted by them. I found them. I brought them to a party where I didn't know anybody, and Jeff and I made friends with everybody because of how horrible the snack was. Yeah, Jackie, I have to apologize to you, Sina, because she asked me, should I bring the good snack or the bad snack for Sina? And I did tell her to bring the bad snack. They did say bring the bad snack. Sina, have you ever tried satellite wafers?

Satellite wafers. Oh, I remember those. So right from when we were kids, and I'm going to take a picture, too. So if you're not looking at the video, our pictures will be up on Last Pod Network and also at Jack That Worm for our page 7 social media this week. And I will take a picture and let us know if you also remember this candy and if you were also traumatized by this candy. I feel like a memory coming back that it's going to taste. like eating like a foam mattress or something

like a crispy foam mattress. Like any go wafer ish right? Like yeah. Oh God. The really, really, really cheap. Well, honestly, I more liken it I also have to take pictures.

I'm more liking it to communion wafer. And it really gives communion wafer. Another thing I don't really know. And you know what you're about to find out, Sina. You are about to find out. So why don't we get into to this because I like on the bag, it does say edible.

So you know after you eat it, it is actually edible and not having sex with its mother. Now, please get up in there. Sina, you never accidentally took the body of Christ. You know, it's funny. One time I did at a friend's church and I was watching his dad do a sermon and that they asked for everyone to come up. And I did. And then I got. Yeah.

And then I got a After it they were all like Are you Catholic? I was like What are you even talking? What did I just do? They're like, you just ate the body of Christ Sometimes you gotta eat the body of Christ So what am I doing? Am I just

You're about to eat the body of Christ You're shaking it and it's making noise Yeah It's a way for it. I like it because my mouth is all so dry Oh my God No, don't choke It's the glistening You've ever foot.

Why would you shake it, it makes noise? Because it's sprinkles on the inside. Sprinkles. And there's no goose. Why did you put the whole thing in your mouth? You guys got to bite it so we can see what pours out. No. Fuck you.

Do it again. Have another one. All right. All right. I'm doing it. I want to see it pour out. Like when you don't cook a pancake enough and the batter comes gushing out after you cut it. It disintegrates too fast from me to see that.

spit it out. All right, I'm going to take pictures online. It creates a paste for your tongue. So it's like non-Perelles almost. Like, is that what those are called? Oh, yeah, those little round sprinkles that suck. Oh, God. That aren't the ones that they put on the ice cream.

They're really, it's really, it's not candy. I don't know why someone's like communion wafers shove a bunch of weird dry sprinkles in them. And I remember this from, so you never had this candy as a kid. Maybe. I feel like I've seen it. I definitely have a memory of it. I just love that they have to remind you that it's edible on the bag, and you can get it at five below.

And truly, you will make friends at a party if you bring them because everyone was just so like, oh, and we just kept bringing them to more people, and then everyone was tried them, and everyone had different, like, experiences with them in the past. And you're just looking at this, like, a little... You're so upset. I am upset.

I mean, I like coming on this show. You do deserve a nice treat. I did bring the nice one. Do you want to try the nice one? I mean, whatever. It's your show, you know, whatever. But you know what I was also thinking, I kind of want to film my kids trying the bad ones. I love that, please.

This is like, I never liked the Jimmy Kimmel thing where you like lie to your kids about taking their Christmas gifts and videotape it, you know. I don't like playing mean jokes on kids. But kids love candy so much. They might be excited to try. But if my kids are like, this is awful. Like, I think they must know because, like, the foam. Like, it really is, you put it in your mouth

and everything in your body is like, this is styrofoam spit it out. This is styrofoam spit it out. And your body's just like, like, like trying desperately to get through it. And they give you a whole bag. Who's going to eat this many of them? Like, who wants this many of them?

That's so bad. And I just didn't. That's how I felt about the dog food-flavored chips. I kept being like, oh, I'm having a party tonight. Literally, I was like, I'll put it out. And I was like, we'll eat the rest of them. I didn't, I couldn't even put it out. I didn't want to do that to people.

Dog food flavored chips? Oh, yeah. They were technically steak flavored chips, but they tasted very much like that. They were like an Argentinian Brazilian, or like steak, right? Wasn't that what it was? Yeah. Yeah, Argentinian steak with Chimmy Churry, and it was very meat forward. Chirry!

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. But like, my kids would try, like, if I was like, you guys. I mean, they're also a little older, but I was like, you guys want to try these candies that they are technically candy, but Jackie says they're disgusting. Would you try them? Like, they won't try, you know, like a piece of pizza if it looks different. But I'll bet they would try that candy just because it's candy. I do love it because MJ's kids are aware of the fact that they do something that has something to do with snacks.

And I think it's very cute because they get really excited when they find different snacks. And they're just like, you can use it for the snack. I like it because they have no idea what it's for. would they respect us though when they find out? They're very invested in Jackie Snackies and when I told them that this was going to be on YouTube they were like so are you a YouTuber now

and I was like I wouldn't say that. I wouldn't say that. The kids, they're like, show me your YouTube channel right now. They're like, can I tell my friends? You're a YouTuber and I was like, please don't tell your friends have a YouTuber. No, no, no.

Please don't. And you know what's amazing too is a lot of people are going to watch you on television now. Yeah. Because a lot of people watch YouTube on TV. TV. And so, guys, we got TV shows finally. Oh, my God. I'm a television star. Yeah.

Let us know if you're watching us on your TV. Do you need a, do you want me to scream louder? Do you need more? Like, what do you need from us? I'll wear less. I will wear less if I have to. But speaking of what do I need? I need some munchies. I like that it's low. I like that it's so. different from mine. Hello spicy. Hello, crunch. Mimit Munch.

Mimit Munch. Hello, Dill. You're my wild thrill. It's Mjus. Minute Mudge. Minute Mudge. Midge. Mimit Mudge.

Similarly quite long. I love that they're both too long. Is that recorded on speakerphone? That was incredible. I think it is, dude. Well, thank you. Whatever fans said that. Mad much.

And today I have the lays all dressed. Oh my gosh. I was just talking to a friend of mine about the all-dress chips. Sorry, I'm Ted. I take a picture of you. I'm smiling, so I don't look like I'm a hostage. You do always look like a hostage, though. Unfortunately, even with your smile, MJ.

I have to like catch. You know what it is? You're bad at regular smiling. I have to be genuinely smiling. When you genuinely smile, you're just one of the most beautiful people. Not that you're not beautiful when you're forced to smile, but you do look like I actively have a weapon trained on you. All right. So I had to look this up.

What the hell are the all-dressed chips? Sounds scary. Oh, Canada. Canada. Yes. Oh, Canada. They are allegedly three great flavors of chips layered on top of each other. barbecue, which I love, salt and vinegar, which I love, and sour cream and onion, which I love.

All jumbled up and oops, all chips, you know, like... Oops, all chips, all dressed, but what do we got to do when we got to take those chips clothes off? Yeah. Oh, you're not into it? What a part of that turns you off? The other, the sour cream and salt and vigor, I don't do. Oh, not into the... Oh, this is good to know.

These are things that we need to know here in the Stackies world. I'm optimistic. Someone was just telling me about how amazing they were because I brought the, I brought alote toastitos to a party that I also had made an alote corn dip to go with and man together. Wow. That does.

Whoa. What are we thinking, MJ? These are, yeah, I feel like if you're into those three flavors, that's got to be amazing. Mm. Oh, yeah. Mm-hmm. I knew you were going to love him.

Get all dressed, MJ. It's great. It really is giving the best parts of all three flavors. It tastes like a barbecue chip, has that salt and vinegar thing. Yes. I'm not really getting sour cream and onion, but I'm actually fine with that. I like sour cream and onion chips, but I'm like a little burned out on them because my kids really like them. One of my kids calls them the chips with green confetti on them.

And that has just slightly grossed me out enough that I don't actually look on to them. Wait, honest salt and vinegar chip? No, sour cream. Oh, sour camden onion. Oh, okay. I was like, there shouldn't be green confetti. I think that's mold. No, one kid likes plain and one kid likes sour camdenion.

So she says, can I have the chips with green confetti on them? Gotcha. Yeah, that will, that could yuck. Somebody's young. Slowly settled in an ick for me. But I still like those chips. I love these chips. All dressed.

Do it. It's a weird title. And I don't think that the title's doing them any favors. I think they should just be like, all chips together. something else. Yeah, I just, I remember we ate so many all-dressed chips when we used to go to Ontario bar in Brooklyn because it was a Canadian-owned bar and they would import Canadian chips. And I remember we would always be so hammered and we never ate any dinner.

So most of us would end up eating the chips as dinner. So I have puked up those chips. Oh, no. many times. I've been done those gyps so many times and I don't know if I can go back there, but maybe I could. I see, I don't have any memories of eating anything at Ontario Bar, only drinking. They had the old-dressed gyps there. That's great. I should have been eating them. I probably would have felt better the next day. No. Is that Greenpoint? Yes. I would always meet up with you guys guys at the end of the night, I remember.

Same. Yeah. Yeah. That was where they ended up at the end of the night. If you text anyone for Murder Fest, be like, where are you guys at? It was going to be Lady Jays or Ontario. Or the other one, second chance. Second chance, yeah. Those were our three. I imagine all three of them are closed, although Lady Jays might be still open, but, you know, now we're just aging ourselves, and that's okay.

I like aging myself. I'm a wine. I'm just getting more vintage. All right, guys. What am I? Rhinestone it, but not a fucking shirt. And then we're going to write Justy and T married underneath. I want to thank you both so much for going on this journey with me today. I really struggled with if we should only talk about Taylor Swift,

but I had too much to say. There was a lot to get out. You got a process. And this is where we process it. Like page 70 is where we bring it. I will throw it out there because everyone else in my life, The second I bring up the Taylor Swift, people shut down. They're just like, please, I couldn't give a fuck.

I'm like, I know. It's the same look I get when I try to talk to them about Love Island. I understand. All right. It's not for everybody. And I'm already just terrified of everyone's feedback. But, you know, again, there's a pop culture podcast. We got to talk about the sweating.

The sweating. Yeah, the sweating they were doing outside. So much sweating. I'm all the people without their ACs going here. And, you know, you're talking to two people who have sung Taylor Swift live on a stage together at least 30 times. And so we are here for her in many ways. But my favorite tweet of the whole week was, it's like if a cyber truck was a wedding. And that is what I keep returning to.

Yeah. I agree. Yes. I do agree. No notes. Thank you everyone for joining us, but especially Sina. I mean, I feel like it was. one of those you were trapped in here with us kind of days and I hope that you made it through

okay. I love it here. Because we know that you are a hashtag boy dad and we know that you're not like Jenny Malin but like a little bit. Well the news is the geopolitical news is particularly terrible today. So this is a great change of face. See? I'm going to talk about it two hours. And where can we listen to you say the upsetting things, Sita? Let them all know. The foreign report, foreign report show.com. We also are on the YouTube's and stuff and all that fancy stuff. Find us on all the socials. I'm at Sina Now.

You can find me there. I love doing your show. It is so wonderful, especially, I mean, I'm not going to talk about politics, but like, wow, things are bad. I know. Fuck this timeline. It is great. Coming here. And I looked at all the links you said me.

I was like, man, this is so different. So thank you. This is what we get trapped in. We get trapped. But it's good. We need both sides. You know, you have to let me know about what's going on out there so that I unfortunately tell you about what's going on right in here.

Thank you all so much for joining us on this week's episode of Page 7. You can follow me on Instagram at Jack That Worm and you can come hang out. We've got YouTube's out the You-Hoopianyang and you got to come check them out. They're all separate. YouTube.com slash at Page 7 Pod. There's also YouTube.com slash at LPN Romanticse. And there's also YouTube.com slash at Who's the B? So if you want my voice, you could have it echoing.

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So come hang out with us. And also fifth book of Sookie Stackhouse ain't nothing to shake a stick at, I tell you, because the witches ain't going nowhere. Vampire shifters and witches, oh my. And if I totally forgot, fraudsters starts this week. Oh my God, where can we get it? Where can we get it? Fraudsters LPN.

We're on social. We're on YouTube now as well. So check out long form video, really fun. Green screens. We're doing Eric Adams, Vince McMahon. Great. Cocoa Mellon. Whoa.

Eric Adams and Cocoa Mellon, yes. It's our villain season. Did you say Vince McMahon? Yeah. Oh, I'm going to be checking out that. It was a little rough. I bet. Rougher than I thought.

I bet. Oh, you're going to have such fun with Eric Adams. Popular knapsack with many different containers. The best, the best guy to make fun of honor. We had a great time. And the YouTube, the video version is really cool. I did this whole thing with the green screen upstairs. Oh, that's awesome.

I can't wait to check it out. And just one more time, where can we edit? Oh, yeah. YouTube.com, fraudsters LPN. And then on the social, fraudsters, LPN. And also, Ariel and I are going to be doing fraud wires. And so we're going to be talking about what's happening around the world. Love it.

And fraud-adjacent news as well. That's amazing. Thank you so much. And thank you for being here with us. I'm going to say our most attractive member of this network that you were able to join us today on our first filmed episode. I'm going to say you don't have a lot of competition, so don't be so, don't be so complimented. Okay. You're not saying much. That's a graded on a bell curve. Got it. You know, I do what I can. I got the gift of gab. And thank you so much, MJ. Where can

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