Page 7 - My Grundy

Episode Date: July 30, 2015

Today on P7: Jackie and Molly mourn the death of Bobbi Kristina among other little known celebrity deaths from the last week. Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

I believe the children are future Treat them well and let their lead the way Show them all the beauty they possess inside Give them a sense of pride to make it easier Let the children's laughter Remind us how we used to be I decided long ago never to want shadows

If I fail If I succeed At least I want They can't be Love of all Is Apple Love of all It was inside of her daughter

Bobby Christina RIP 2015 That goes out to you It does go out to you I wanted to sing the entire song But I decided against it I thought it was gonna be too long

You have a nice voice, Jack Shut up it wasn't for me It was for her It was for Whitney, it was for her. We can bring back the second half in the end. And apparently, she was listening to Whitney's music. She passed. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. How sad. This is a pretty, it's a sad little ordeal that the Brown family has gone through. Yes, Bobby Christina, if you didn't know, has officially passed away after six months in the hospital. Should have let her go. Should have let her go. We're not. I thought, do it. it anymore. I thought she was getting better.

Never can do it. She was getting better briefly, and then she got a whole lot worse. They moved her to hospice just about a week ago, and took her off of the medication that was keeping her alive, and she eventually passed away. They have done an autopsy, because as we all

know, there were some mysterious bruises found on her, because they said that she was underwater for at least five minutes before she was found unresponsive. They said there was some mysterious bruises on her. They have done an autopsy, Turns out, no foul play. I don't believe it.

I will never believe it. Not even the bruises, but I feel like it's got to be something. How are you going to do an autopsy on somebody when they were actually, when they actually hurt themselves six months earlier? You're not going to find the same. It's going to be a whole different set of problems. A whole different ballgame, baby. Well, that could be why they kept her alive for so long.

Interesting. But now so is her boyfriend just fucking off the hook? Yeah, for the most part. The boyfriend brother, right? Boyfriend brother. Yeah, boyfriend brother. Yeah, yeah. If they decide that there is foul play involved,

then he's definitely at the top of the suspect list. Well, God damn. He's both a brother and a boyfriend. He should be at doubly on the list. 22 years old. Oh, it's so sad. It's so sad.

Like, usually celebrity news, like, I'm like, I mean, not deaths, obviously. I always take a minute to be like, oh, sad. But with Bobby Christina, I kept, like, I kept being like, this is so fucking tragic. This is awful. And like from what Whitney came from to where she was, she probably just wanted so much better for her only goddamn child.

Drugs! Yeah. Drugs. I mean, Whitney wasn't really doing a whole lot. Not in the end, not in the, especially, I mean, not for most of Bobby Christina's life, unfortunately. Yeah. But, you know, she was having her own fucking issues, but at least she was able to bring a daughter into this world

in a much better place than she was when she was brought into this world. She had a much better, at least she had family outside of Whitney. And Whitney, yeah, Whitney tried her fucking damnedest. Like, I definitely don't hold anything against her. What is her story? Where did, is she from, was she from Houston?

No. No, I know she's a preacher's daughter because of the movie Preacher's daughter. But she was a preacher's daughter. But I know that I watched some kind of, I remember watching some sort of VH1 behind the music or something with her and that she started singing

in church and that it was just one of those things where people were like her voice the gift from God she needs to do something with that voice and she got found it was like a it's like a story out of a fairy tale like what she came from and what she became to be because of her gift from God

and she fucking threw it all away because of love pressure we don't but a lot of celebrities get all fucked up on drugs and end up killing themselves and it doesn't make them, I don't know. She had a gift from God. Yeah. I don't even believe in God.

I think that he came alive for that one fucking thing, gave it to her. Except Bobby Brown, man. Bad news. Well, Whitney Houston did have a bit of a leg up. Her first cousin was Dionne Warwick, and her godmother was Darlene Love. Which Darlene Love was in the shitter for a long time, which we all know, if we watched 20 feet from stardom,

probably around the time when Whitney, was being raised too. Probably, but she, and her honorary aunt was Aretha Franklin. She met her around the age of eight or nine when her mom took her to a recording studio. So Whitney Houston did have some connections. But Sissy

also was a bit of she was a stage mom. She pushed her fucking heart as shit. Oh, she toured nightclubs. Yikes. Whitney Houston toured nightclubs where her sister was performing. Yeah. Every once in a while, about age 14 she started doing it. Oh, she

saying backup vocals on I'm every woman. Ooh, I knew I loved that song. I knew I loved it. But, you know, Bobby Christina really did nothing with her life. Yeah. Did absolutely nothing. Yeah. What had we done when we were 22? I mean, nothing, but

I... Station manager of a college radio station? All right. All right, this guy. I wouldn't have been surprised, honestly, by the age of 22, if I was found dead enough. If it was going to have a... I just happened to live past it.

Honestly, but it was going to happen. It would have happened when I was 22. Yeah. A thousand percent. Yeah. I'm not, you know, it's just a sad thing. It's so sad. It's sad for, what happened to Whitney was sad.

What happened to Bobby is sad. It is still weird that it happened a year almost to the day after Whitney's death. And I think that that is weird. Three years. God, was it three years? Jesus, man. We're old. Yeah.

Three years. We got old. Yeah. How long have we been doing this podcast? Three years. I think we've been doing it about that. I mean, this is episode 129. No.

Yeah, so at least two and a half. Holy shit. Wow. Well, time does go by, Bobby. We understand. I still believe in you and your spirit's going to go happen to heaven. Yeah. And you're going to go and you're going to sing with your mama up in heaven.

As I love to go. I love it. that song so fucking much. I love that song. Have you been listening to More Whitney? You said, Molly, Neffle, that you were going to listen to more Whitney. I did, and I meant it. I think my problem is that I just listen to the same Whitney over and over.

That's fine. Instead of branching out. But yeah, I listened to some Whitney. I had to sing that, the greatest love of all, at, I think I must have been eight at one of my brownie ceremonies for Girl Scouts. Really? By yourself? Yeah, and I really didn't want to.

Were you trying to earn a merit badge? No, I was just forced to do it. And I didn't want to do it because this really idiot bitch, her name was Paloma, wanted to do it. And I was like, no way, Paloma's going to fucking do it. I'm going to do it. And then the second I said that, I was like, I don't want to do it. And thus set a pattern for the rest of you guys.

I'll show that bitch. Oh, no, no, no, no, I don't want to show her. Never mind. She can go be a fucking idiot. She can go be bad at it. I don't want to do it. Floma. Now the next big question that is on the lips of at least the Brown family,

we're starting to get some rumblings already. Who gets the money? God, those fuckers. What are they, the Jackson's? My God, who gets the money? Because Bobby Christina was the sole beneficiary of Whitney Houston's estate. Which also interesting, isn't it? Yeah, right.

Brother boyfriend obviously had a stake in that. Oh, brother boyfriend wasn't getting any of it, huh? Fucking Big Bobby probably has a stake in it. Bobby's got a stake in it. Sissy's got a stake in it Patty's got a stake in it Pat Houston Yeah

There's a whole lot of people Have got a stake in A lot of money here But I bet Bobby Christina Didn't have a will No, of course not What? Because she's so young

But I don't know man The second I get that much money Or have anything in my possession I'm bright to fucking will Right now I got nothing I got nothing but debt So I don't need to leave it to anybody I mean I figure someone

I'll just take my stuff Yeah, like in A Mubb of Christmas Carol. Yeah, yeah. I want these stripes. What am I going to do? It's like, oh, yes, to my friend and roommate, Colin Mose, I bequeath my almost dead

PlayStation 3. And all of the games contain therein. I want all the clay figures. Yeah, you can have all the clay figures. Okay, can you write that down? I'll take a couple of your t-shirts. All right. Cool, you can have some of my T-shirts.

You get first pick. Great. How's about that? Yeah. I love it. You got to write it down, though. Yeah, and I got a sick-ass guitar back home. I'll give that to Doug.

All right, give that to Doug. Yeah, he can have him offender. Oh, I love that. He will love it. It's a strata caster. It's not quite his style, but he'll still like it. Well, I hope you don't die, but still, Doug would really like that guy. It'd be really nice of you for Doug to have.

Well, it's all a matter of a public record now, ain't it? Hell yeah. Does this count? Yeah. Is this a will? We're going to go ahead and say it is. I don't like it. Can you still sit, is it like a copyright?

Can you write down a will and like send it to yourself in the mail? No. You might need a notary? Yeah, you need to, it needs to be notarized. Interesting. Yeah. But can you send it to yourself in the mail? You can.

It's not going to do anything. It doesn't do anything. But once you get it notarized, then it's fine. You can get it notarized at a lot of different places in Greenpoint if you speak Polish. Yeah, the laundromat. Which I do. The laundromat probably has a notary. They're all over the place.

They're all Polish. The barbershop has one. Yeah. Actually, I think the barbershop here on the block where we record, also a notary republic. Or a notary public, yeah. So do you have to, like, know a guy that's a notary? I live with a guy who's a notary. Interesting.

But I don't think you're... Is it man-faced the cat? It's man-faced the guy, yeah. Yeah, he took the chorus and he renews it. Good for him, man. I mean, he looks like a man, so they gave him the certificate. Yeah, I think that you're not a lot... I think, yeah, there's a lot of...

of hilarious formal rules to being a notary because it's such a silly little thing but it means a lot but you have like there is you have to take you have to renew your stamp I think you are not allowed to solicit people you might be allowed to charge them like up to three dollars

that's it or racket yeah it's a weird I say 50 bucks a stamp who can become a notary why become a notary people who wish to serve their community by adding trust and integrity to legal and other business documents

should become a notary. Notaries play the vital an often overlooked role of properly identifying signers and preventing forgeries. I just can't believe that something like that still exists in this day and age. It's deeply old-fashioned,

which is what I like about it. You can be a notary from the age of 18. Yeah, you just have to take a course and then, like, maintain it. It's, like, actually, like, not the easiest. You actually have to go through some shit, but then you can It's like being able to marry somebody

It's like anybody can do it If you want to put up the garbage to do it I think that's right Yeah my mom was a notary Yeah I think my dad was a notary I'm fucking known I never I never

I don't think I've ever had to notarize anything Yeah I feel like I've had to notarize When I first moved to New York I had to notarize something And I didn't realize That they're lurking in every corner And I was like what

That's the hardest thing I've ever had to do They're lurking in every corner Yeah now I realize Everybody is a notary Just like Bobby Christina's ghost Yeah she's just He's here. Oh, my God.

Where's all the money going to go? Oh, man. I'm going to guess, if I were to say, I'm going to guess Sissy. Sissy. I bet it's Sissy. That's her mother. Whitney's mother. Whitney's mother, yeah.

So what's the story with a brother, boyfriend? He's Whitney's adopted son? No, it's just somebody that she considered her, quote-unquote, big brother. Yeah, that she, like, that, like, Whitney and Bobby Giff, I think kind of half-raised. Yeah. That, like, kind of took under their wing. That was, like, the kind of guy that's around all the time. But, like, I think that.

This happened when Bobby Christina was fairly young. So, I mean, he was a brother figure, and then they started fucking. Okay, that's disgusting. That's disgusting. It's not, I mean, it doesn't matter if it's not in your family. The only time it's okay isn't clueless. Exactly. But also it's like, or the pining for someone in that situation, you know, but they weren't

even around each other forever. She was a teenager. I just rewatched Clueless. She was a teenager when Paul Rudd came into her life. Yeah, so it's fine. So I feel like that's even fine. Right. She wasn't a little trial.

No, Bobby Christina was young when this fucker came around. Okay, I thought that he was officially a part of the family. I need to rewatch Clueless because it's its 20th anniversary. Yeah, I just watched it on Netflix. But it's weird. It's weird that all those disgusting, awful fashions came back. Yeah. Good Lord, they all came back.

Yeah, they all came back. Dude, I watched a space hog video yesterday. Is that why you've been talking about Spacehug a lot lately? I only know the song in the mean. That's the only song I know either. Oh, that's it. The only song you need to know. I mean, it's a great song.

I've been listening to that song a lot. Yeah, I've been listening to that song a lot over the last few days. It's a lot of commercials. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's very catchy. It's very fun. But I was watching the video for in the meantime yesterday. And I swear it could have been made yesterday.

Like, because it's at a fashion show where they're playing at the fashion show and everyone's so bored and not paying attention and they're all fashion people. Surrida God it could have been made yesterday. All the shit. That movie, that video was made in 1994. Clueless was made in 1995. It's a 20-year cycle we're on here, people.

20-year cycle. Yeah, it's true. Also, I feel like if I watch Clueless, I'm going to, speaking of sad, get all sad for Britney Murphy. Because she was great. That's right. I don't know.

It was deeply overshadowed by how fucking hot Paul Rudd was in that movie. Yes. And let us recognize Clueless. as the movie that fucking catapulted Paul Rudd into the, into the stratosphere. I see that version of Paul Rudd as completely separate from anything afterwards because he was such a god to me in that movie when I first saw it. I was like, that's the man I want to marry. And now he's just, you know, ugh, old. He's just, oh, aunt man.

Ew. Ew, he smelled. I can't believe you saw that movie, Molly, I'm disappointed in you. I only see bad movies. you know this. I see like two bad movies a year. That's all I do. Ant Man was actually a lot of fun. I hear that it's good. It was good.

Enough, good enough. It's a whole movie about a man and he's tiny. Yeah, yeah. I won't watch it. You don't need to. That's literally all I know about it. What do you have against tiny man? I just don't want a tiny superhero. That's Paul Rudd. I'd rather watch the, what's it, the Michael J. Fox one.

Michael J. Fox? Back to the future. No. We talked about it last time. mouse car Stuart Little Stuart Little

I'd rather fucking watch Stuart Little or God forgive me Thumbolina than watch Ant Man and I fucking hate

Thumbelina Would you take Indian in the cupboard I love Indian in the cupboard I like that I still I think I joke about India in the cupboard at least once a week

and I've always pretended randomly it's one of those weird inside jokes in a relationship I randomly pretend Like I got an idea from the Indian in the cupboard Even though I just I say it a lot

Just like a little creepy guy He's just watching me He's like hey Maybe you should sear the salmon Instead of bacon And I was like yeah I should sear the salmon instead of bacon Doug's like the salmon is delicious

How did you get this idea He's the Indian in the cupboard He fucking crawls out of his fucking cupboard at night He gets in my bed And he crawls up my big fat Vagin And he goes, oh, he's the butt. Wait, do the voice.

Is this the button? Say that. Is this the button? And I go, yes. Yes, you little man. You have to use both hands and still not big enough. Act like you're rowing a bowl. Ew.

What is that rowing a boat on my clit? Yeah, just like kind of going forward. Oh, a kneading motion? Yeah, needing it. Treat it like you. Oh, like you're making biscuits. Like I'm dead. Ooh, make biscuits on me.

I feel like the Indian in the cupboard might not hold up now that I'm thinking on it. Oh, no, no way the Indian in the cupboard holds up. I don't think I've seen it since I was a kid. I just like the idea of having a magical Indian in a cupboard. Yeah. Oh, that kid looks like a twerp. He, I hate his face. Yeah, yeah, he's got twerp face.

Wait, remind me of his face. I remember the book and the video, I mean the movie. Oh, yeah. Yeah, that kid's too old to even be the protagonist of that movie, too. You're supposed to be like eight when you read that book. That boy's like 13. Mm-hmm. Can't have that.

Yeah, but he tried to have like the phantasmism of the kid from Neverending story and he never had it. Yeah, nobody can do that. No, not at all. That kid's just got twerp face. And I don't think he did. And let me see if he did anything else

because I doubt he did. I'm going to go ahead and say he didn't. What do you guys think? Did he do anything else? Do you think he did anything else? I feel like maybe he did some weird, like, late nine, teen movie that he was in a small part. Or another

like Air Bud 4 or something you know. He was in Marvin's room. The one with retarded Leo? Was? No. Yeah that was that one. Well there was a, what's He didn't Gilbert? Great. Wait, was he retarded in two movies? He had leukemia.

Same. No, no, no. No way, did that. I think Merrill Streep. I think Merrill Streep had leukemia. It's a leukemia patient, a to end a 20-year feud with her sister to get her bone marrow. Yeah, I never saw that movie, but I remember every time I saw... Every time I saw the cover of it and Blockbuster, I was like, that movie looks sad. And I never watched it.

Well, I don't know. I made a point of watching everything Leonardo DeCabre had ever been in, but I don't think I've seen Marvin's. Wait, isn't that where the Sean Colvin's song came from? Which one? Marvon's Room. No. I'm in Marlvan's room. I don't know what I...

No, no, that's Dawson's Creek. No, what is the Sean Colvin's song? The name you're saying means nothing to me. I don't think it's in Marvin's room. I'm upset. All I can see on the Marvin's Room soundtrack is just a track listing of the score. Jackie's going rogue, looking at it upon her own phone. I'm sorry, I've got to go rogue.

You're going rogue right now. Sunny Came Home is the song. Sunny Came Home? Sonny Came Home? Sonny came home with a list of names. But it's in some really sad movie. Apparently she strained her voice while singing the song. Jackie's singing more.

Who's Sean Colvin? She's a late. Colvin, yeah. I have no. She said days go by and me. Yep, I know what you're talking about. I hate that fucking song. That did it.

So much. Thank you, Jackie. I didn't know what song you were talking about until just now. That did it. It was in an episode of the L word. That's it, really? I don't know why I thought it was from something. I mean, she had a song in as good as it gets, but it wasn't that one.

That was a bad movie. Yeah, flop. All right. Well, I was wrong, but that's a really good song. It was also, it was in an episode of The Sopranos

and in an episode of Darya. That makes sense. Yeah, that totally makes sense. That is the time period for that to happen. I wonder why it was in the Sopranos. Yeah, that doesn't make any fucking sense. Maybe it was like in,

what's her face's room, the idiot daughter. Oh, I hated her. Meadow. Yeah, that's kind of what I was thinking. Had to have been an idiot daughter thing. I still haven't seen the Sopranos, but I'm going to take it on

as a thing that I watch although I just started bloodlines and I'm loving it. I love bloodlines. I think I would like to redo the Sopranos. I gotta stop talking about sex in the city because even though every time I keep worrying that I'm a Charlotte, I keep worrying I'm a Charlotte

but I think maybe I'm a carry, I'm not sure. To be fair, everybody thinks they're Carrie. I'm so scared of being a Charlotte. There's nothing wrong with being a Charlotte. Oh my God, there's everything wrong to be a Charlotte. I'm still in the second season. I haven't gotten further than when we talk to. I'm so glad you're watching sex in the city.

Seriously, I'll come over to your house and watch it with you. Maybe we can shoot hoops and then watch sex in the city. It'll be the best day ever. Biggest. Lesbian day of all time. Boy, you two ladies with your short hair shooting hoops watching sex in the city. We are two partnered women though. We both.

We are partnered with. Thank you very much. with men, but we love our hoops. We love our hoops. And we love our girls shows. I've got to teach you there's nothing. You've got to embrace your inner Charlotte girl. I really want to rewatch the Broken Hearts Club. It is a very, very homosexual-centric movie that is just put on HBO Go.

Have either one of you seen it? No. I'm not surprised that Marcus hasn't, but Molly, I was hoping that maybe you had. No, no, I've been in my own homosexual sense. centric show. Been watching six feet under again lately. I have never done six feet under. You might like, actually I think you'd love it. I'm sure I'd love it. Everyone told me

ever. Mark as I think you meet to say, I think you might like it. I think you might like it. Let's boot scoot. No, it's very dramatic. Everyone's upset all the time. You know I love that. And it's, yeah, it's good. You'll like, you'll like it. I did just kill off Bojack Horseman, and I do have to fucking say again,

it is one of the best I'm not a huge cartoon person it's different it's I think shattering I think it provides something I've never really seen as someone I don't really watch cartoons very often I fucking love it the voice work in it is amazing

it is a sad show Will Arnette is amazing in it everything about it please watch it I haven't seen it but it has to be picked up for third season because if it doesn't I'm gonna die. I've heard such good things. Former cave comedy radio personality

Lisa Hanowalt that was on Baby Geniuses. She's the designer for BoJack Horseman. She designed the entire thing. It's fantastic. I mean it's people, it's like people mixed with animals and also just there are half of the episodes after you watch it and you're just like

man oh oh it is not a, it's not a comedy. No. I mean, sometimes there are definitely laugh out loud moments but it is expertly written

it is so fucking smart and there are times when like just throw away joke, throw away joke, things are happening in the background things are constant it is jokes all over the place but they're so small and I just rewatch, I finished the second season, rewatch the first season

it's brilliant. Yeah, I got to start it. It's on Netflix, right? Yes. All right, I'm going to start that. Bloodlines and Bojadakorismet. Yes. Both are sad. Okay. That's all right. Oh, man. Marcus, what?

Well, I mean, I know I'm never going to watch the show. I got to know who I am. I'm taking a quiz right now. Oh, you're taking a sex in the city? With sex in the city. I'm almost to the end now. I would say what? Miranda? Yeah. I would say, well, I was going to say Samantha.

Yeah? No. No. He's too rational to be Samantha. And that's true. I'm a very rational person. I mean Miranda is rational. I would say Miranda.

You think Miranda? All right, well, I'm about to choose my perfect bag and then I'll know. I love it. All right, here we go. It's calculating. Calculating. Recalibrating. I'm a carry.

Oh, you get to be a carry. I don't know. Everybody wants to be a carry. Huh. It says, He's a little bit of romantic. Says, as Carrie, you are obviously led by your emotions. You often behave in a selfish manner, but you are a realist about the difficulties of relationship.

You are romantic on an endless search for true love and you refuse to settle for, quote, anything less than butterflies. And he's creative. See, Miranda is too, like, no nonsense. Yeah, she's a lawyer. She's like a businesswoman. Can't do that. Lawyer.

Yeah. And Samantha is the, like, over-sexed one. but she's also like a free spirit and she like won't let anybody tire her down which is what I love about Samantha she's like really strong and like really likes herself I always identify now that's why I lost out with the really like yourself

that's how I lost out on that I feel like I used to be a Samantha hardcore yeah I used to identify with Samantha I was like I'm a Samantha banging all the time I'm just fucking doing my life I don't give a fuck about what anybody thinks about me yeah external standards of society

and then you get old and tired that's the only part about the show that I don't agree with is that Samantha by her 40s would be too tired of doing that, right? Just wait. Don't dummy. I'm not saying. They age too.

I can't wait. Just watch. Well, I have to admit, I'm going to take a second sex in the city quiz. Okay. Interesting. Uh-oh. Because you don't believe you're a carry.

Well, I don't know. I just, I mean, I don't know. I understand where the carry comes from. Yeah, who for Marcus? Yeah, I think he's a carry. I think the quiz was right. You think it's right? But I am scared of being a Charlotte.

I'm not going to lie. You might be a little bit of a Charlotte, but again, that's not a problem. Is it because I like Jews? That's probably why. She likes Jews too. I think that. She likes Jews, but it's also interesting because she gets weirded out by an uncircumcised penis. Yeah.

Well, she's, in that way, you're not a Charlotte. I would never be weirded out by an uncircumcised penis. That's why you're part Samantha, part Charlotte. You think maybe I'm a little both? You're a little both. That's a difficult hybrid to be. I know, I know, but that's what makes you special. See, you want to, you want, like romance.

See, I would say you're part Miranda part, Samantha. Yeah, everybody always wants to tell me a Miranda. It's because you're political. It's also, I think, has largely my short red hair. It's the haircut. It's the haircut. Hair, yeah. And I, and I, and I don't, it's not that I don't like Miranda, but it's that I don't

want other people to tell me that I'm like her. You're a Miranda. It's like when my cousins told me, I was like, Lisa Simpson when I was a kid and I was like that's really insulting and now I get why they did it but it really hurt my feelings because you're a sister because either I was an older brother

or a younger sister exactly but also because I was full of them telling you you were a homer I was political and opinionated I've been referred to as a moe before so I feel like I'd rather be called a Lisa than a mo so I guess you're

not a moe You're a little bit of a mo. Take these slides off my head, kid. They're hot. Welcome to mo's. Uncle Mo, here I am. All right, you're a little bit of a mo. I'm a little mo.

But I thought it was so... Now I get it, but at the time, as a kid being called to Lisa, I was like, you think that I'm, like, in your face of noxious, like... Oh! Well, see, that's the thing now. That says the carry. Now I can actually embrace it Now I'm like, fuck yeah, I was a Lisa

Oh, I appreciate Lisa much more now than I did when I was a kid Well, yeah, I think it was like a self-hating thing When I was a kid I was like, I can't be Lisa Everybody hates Lisa Now I'm like Lisa's the fucking awesome Character, not, I mean one among many I was gonna say the awesomest

But that's not possible because everybody is great I'll tell you this Playbuzz says I'm a carry But Cosmo says I'm a Miranda Interesting Why? Did I give you an explanation?

Is your logical and rational, you don't have time for games, and your friends really appreciate your frankness and honesty. Just be careful not to come off too cold and inflexible as you go after what you want. Your strong sense of direction is enviable, but remember, life's a journey. See, that's why I think you're a really good hybrid, because you have the emotional side of carry. However, you do have that pragmatic side of Miranda. Yeah, but this is every... Can't pin me down.

I mean, you can't. Everyone is a bit of a hybrid. You really are part, Charlotte, and... part Samantha. Oh my god, that's difficult for you. You can take a little carry if you want to. I mean, this is why it's such a great fucking show because there's so many identifiable

the characters are really identifiable. Markis. I actually watch it. I don't know. Watch it. It's just kind of interesting. Watch it. I'm not even like foaming at the mouth for it, but I just, I don't

know why it felt like it was my duty to watch it because I'd never seen any of it and I just throw it on. 20 minute episodes. Believe me, I am not uncritical of that show. It is not a perfect show. It might not even be a good show in some ways. But

I think in some ways it's entertaining. It's entertaining as fuck. And I think in some ways it actually is really good. And it's really interesting. And it was like the first time that any, and I know this because I was in a show with all women and men, when I was in that show, would tell me, before sex in the city,

they had no idea. Some men, obviously, not, this is not universal, but men would tell me before sex in the city, I had no idea that women talked about sex or that women like had conversations like this. It really actually was a big thing for men to see that on screen. The way the conversations are written are very true to life.

Very, very good. Maybe like that there's scenarios or environments are not that true to life or most people's lives. And the narration is annoying. But the way they interacted is very spot on to when women get together and be like, man, I just fuck this guy. Yeah. And it was awful.

That's exactly right. Right. It's so, in a very important way, it hits close to home that way. And it was so, there was just never had been anything like that on TV, which is. I mean, I'm not going to watch any of the movies. Watch the film. I refuse to watch the movies. Movie number one. Aren't they in like Abu Dhabi?

That's the second one. I refuse to watch that one. They're like in heels in a desert. That I will watch. It's also, almost certainly racist. I have not seen it. Abu Dhab, or the UAE, the United Arab Emirates. Yeah, over there.

Over there. Over there. I refuse to see this. All I remember is the subway poster with the four of them, and there was like a fucking, like, pyramid or something. And a camel. Yeah, they had a camel. But this is terrible because this is a conversation we should have been having 12 years ago. And that's the worst part is at watching it.

I'm just like, oh my God, this was a. 1998. No wonder I didn't give a fuck. I was 11 years old. I didn't care about that shit back then. I wouldn't have understood. I got into it because the people on my dorm floor were watching the DVDs of it in the dorm lounge and I was so judgmental about it at first. I was just too busy watching Gilmer girls.

A lot of Gilmar girls. And then you get drawn in and you care about it forever. Man, Lucas is just the best guy. Well, I'll be the judge of that once I start watching it. Well, I was talking about Gilmar Girls and you're never going to watch Gilmore Girls and I don't recommend you watch Gilmore Girls. Definitely not going to watch GilmoreGar. Oh, they talk so fast.

All right, it's time for the list. Really? Who's on the list? All right. Got to have that list. Today, we're going back to a segment we did once before. Little known celebrity deaths this week. Interesting.

Yes. First up, Dieter Mobius. Dieter? Dieter Mobius. German Swiss. experimental, crowd rock ambient electronic

musician. I fell asleep while you said that. Let's hear a little bit of Dieter's music from the band he was in called Cluster.

Oh my God. I have a friend who's currently mourning his death he listens to this type of music. I listen to this time. I don't know for sure.

I listen to this time for music. This is what you hear in a coffin. I don't want to hear anything that I hear in a coffin. You match

just dead. Just like I am is not. dead. I stare at wooden box for rest of eternity. All of the worms they crawl in my clothes. Rest in peace. RIPA Mobeis.

RIPI.P. Deter. Is it Moby? Is that Moby? No, it's Mobyos. Oh, Mabias. He was actually in quite a few good bands. He worked with Tangerine Dream. I thought you were going to say he was in a few good men. I was like, really?

Yeah, he was in a few good men. You don't remember that part where like Jack Nicholson is like screaming and like, and this is playing. You can't handle the truth. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Now you guys remember. Now you guys remember. Next up, Ricky Grundy.

Unfortunately, died this week. He was an American gospel musician and leader of the Ricky Grundy Choral. He had a recording in 1988 under the Sparrow Records label called Spirit Come Down. He died after what Wikipedia says is a season of health complications. Here is a bit from the Ricky Grundy Corral. I need to sign up. I like it. How do I send over my life?

Is there an auditing session I can get a bar up? I must know this man. I must be a part of his following. Ew. This is 1988. This is 1988, yes. Oh my God, was it really? Yeah.

You identified it exactly. Wow. I like you, Ricky Grundy. Yeah. Magnify the love. It's a terrible name. I don't want to magnify anything. What's a terrible name?

Gruddy. Magnify the Lord. Grundy. Ricky Grundy. It sounds like the weird, like, you know when you have so much dirt in between your thighs and your genitals that it becomes a sort of paste, that's what it sounds like what that word is. Oh, my grundy is chafing. Oh, I got to scrape out my grundie. Excuse me

Ah, for I must Grundy check Oh Lord, I am at maximum capacity for Grundy Someone please fetch me my scoop My Grundy scoop I support you Ricky Grundy

I think that you were doing You were magnifying the Lord Oh man And and last up, Dick Nininga. Okay. Now, we should have saved our name-making fun for the last. This is the one.

He was a Dutch soccer player who played for the Dutch club's BV Vindam, Rode, J.C, and Mvvv Mastricht. Good job, Marcus. He also, thank you. He also had a short spell with the Hong Kong soccer team, Seiko. That's it? Dick Neninga. Nickeningas. Sounds like it lives in Neverville.

That is from Roundtable, old gentleman. In the 1978, FIFA World Cup final against Argentina, he scored the equalizing goal. But unfortunately. But didn't even win the game. So this man is known for equalizing a game, not even fucking winning a game. It was probably pretty exciting, to be fair, because when they tie it up in a World Cup, and it's quite exciting. They're always yelling.

It drives me Benoonis. I hate it. People watching soccer, I'm like, stop yelling. Ugh. Ugh. The players? Who's yelling? All of them.

Fans? Yeah. Roar. My ball. That's all I fucking hear. No yelling, says Jackie. No yelling. I like quiet.

Obviously. Obviously, yeah. Don't listen to page 7. Especially when my Grundy is at maximum capacity. Oh, excuse me, I have to drain my Grundy out. I can't believe you have a bigger problem with Ricky Grundy than Dick Neninga. I don't know what it is. I think it's, ugh.

I think it's an und party. Undy. Yeah. It makes anything like under my pussy. You know what I mean? Dick Nininga. Dead. Dikna Nininga.

R-I-P. R-I-P-N-N-N-N-A. Dead from a coma. And at the age of 66. Oh, that's young. Everybody's searching for a hero. People need someone to look up to. I never found anyone who fulfilled my needs.

A lonely place to be. And so I learned to depend on me. Anyone else? I decided long ago. Never one. in any one's shadows If I fail If I succeed

If I least I lived As I believe No matter what They take from me They cannot My dignity Because the greatest Love of all

Is happening me I've found It's Love of all It's inside of me That goes out to Tickna Ningum Alright it's time for Blind I know Oh man

You're really losing your will to live aren't you trying? Yeah what happened It's a good song It's a great song It sounded beautiful Thank you I loved it Thanks guys

We should maybe you can close this out How will I know I don't know That's a little too fast for me Yeah right now Yeah Well think about what you want My man with an upbeat though, though, you know?

Okay. First up, the private jet was not just for the four-legged passenger. It also allowed this A-plus list mostly movie actor to make a detour to New York for exactly four hours and 42 minutes. He hooked up with his ex. Recently divorced. Pretty surprising divorce. Talking about him being... Ben Affleck.

Yes. And the ex. J.Lo. He swung by the Bronx. Are you kidding me? Yeah. Hey. Man, good for him.

Yeah, fuck yeah, man. If I was divorced from Jennifer Gardner and I was ex with J-Lo, I would definitely, definitely. What is it? Did we talk about this last time? Bounce? Is it Bounce or is that him with Gwyneth Paltrow? They were in Giggly. Gilly.

Gilly. Gilly. Oh, man. Gile. Please, Lord God, don't make another Gile. No more, Gile. I don't think I ever even saw that movie, and I saw all of those movies. Huh.

Gilee, that's Ben Affleck's character, is ordered to kidnap the psychologically challenged younger brother of a powerful federal prosecutor. When plans go awry. As they usually do. As they usually do. Gile's boss. You want to say Gingling. Giggly so bad. Giggly.

Gigley. It's Gigley. Giggly. It looks like Giggly. It does look like Giggly. I'd rather be Giggly. Giggly's, I'm going to just get started thinking. Giggly's boss sends in Ricky, Jennifer Lopez, a gorgeous free-spirited female gangster

who has her own set of orders to assist with the kidnapping. But when Giggly begins falling for the decidedly unavailable Ricky, she's a gangster. It could be a hazard to assist. occupation. Man, casting is so fucked up. Wait, so she's Italian in this. She was Italian in the wedding singer, too.

She's also a lesbian. I mean, what IMDB says is the violent story about how a criminal lesbian, a tough guy hit man with a heart of gold, and a mentally challenged man, came to be best friends through a hostage. No wonder this movie was universally pan. Is this bandits? This movie was like a flop of the decade. I think it was Lenny Venito.

Don't know. That played the mentally challenged man. I'm going to have to look into this a little bit more. Maybe we should watch Giggly. Maybe we should. Should we watch Giggling? Holy shit. Al Pacino's in it.

We're going to have to get like... God damn. They must have paid all of them so much money to do this piece of garbage movie. How much you think they paid them so much money? Do you think they knew it was bad? Do you think of it? Yeah. Oh, why do you not? Do they have taste?

Me? I mean, honestly, with the fucking dollar-dollar signs, I wouldn't fucking care. Yeah, man. The mentally challenged man was played by Justin Bartha, who was Riley Poole in the National Treasure Film Series, and the main guy in the Hangover trilogy. Like the guy that gets married in the first one, it's like, oh, my, oh, no. That guy. Oh, the nothing face one.

He plays a mentally challenged man. Yes, who they tell him that they're taking him to the Baywatch. I have to watch this movie now. I think we have to watch it now. It might be the worst, one of the worst movies ever made. It sounds like it employs every single worst thing you can do to an actor in one movie. Christopher Walkins in it. Of course.

Christopher Walkins like, I'm not going to say no. No, he'll do anything. Yeah. So they want to cut. There's a thumb getting cut off. Ricky's girlfriend slits her wrists. Don't spoil anymore.

I have to watch it this week now. Now I have to go watch. Now I have to watch it. Giggly. And while we're there, we can watch some sex in the city episodes. Where am I going to watch Giggly, though? Where do you even find that movie?

Did they bury it? That's like, don't put that shit on us. I don't think they have it. Yeah, we're going to have to get a bootleg. Wow. Yeah, it's got a 6% on Rotten Tomatoes. I'd have to buy the movie. 6%.

No, no, don't buy that. It's not important. At least rent it on Apple TV. Only if it will disappear in 24 hours. It will 1,000 or so. Yeah, I think you might have to buy it. No, I have to see it. I had no idea so many treasures were

inside of it. I just knew Jay Lowe and Ben Affleck. Yeah, I didn't know all the other potentially offensive things. Man, it's probably the worst. I'm on Amazon the Frequently bought together is giggly, angel eyes, and enough.

Man, I forgot about angel eyes, but you know I love enough. We've talked about it many times. Yes, we know that. But it is funny, people going and just buying three J-Lo movies. She has had enough. I don't even remember angel eyes.

I'm going to guess she was a detective. After meeting under extraordinary life and death circumstances, a Chicago police officer. And a law soul named Catch Played by Jim Caviesel Otherwise Oh Jesus Christ

Jesus Christ From the passion of the Christ Fall in love And while uncovering the truth about catch She's forced to deal with the secrets Of her own Oh man I can't believe she was a cop

And then I can't believe I called that She's talented as fuck And she has just been Just done some turkeys I wouldn't describe her as talented as fuck in the acting arena. Unless she's Selena. But outside of that...

As a musician, she's talented as fuck. As a dancer, talented as fuck. As a dancer, talented as fuck. Wedding planner, loved it. Garbage hole, though. I mean, she... Enough, loved it. Garbage hole.

I haven't seen the boy next door yet. It is on my cue. I want to watch it soon. I just can't bear to pay for it. I guess I want... Yeah, maybe I just want all of the movies season to be bad, not her to be bad. But maybe that's giving J.Lo...

I mean, I'm sure. the scripts are bad as well. Right? Because obviously jiggly, the plot is just unbearable. Giggly. The plot is like, I can't even listen to it. It's so bad. Yeah, it's pretty bad. There's also a famous line in it involving the words

gobble, gobble. So watch out for that. In giggly? Oh, get over yourself, giggly. Gobble, gobble. No. No. And they talk about turkey. I can't wait to watch.

Now I'm actually excited to see this movie. And listen, as happy as I am for Ben Affleck to fuck J-Lo, because that's obviously awesome for him, I kind of want to be like, J-Lo, you can do a little bit better. Oh, she could totally do better, but I think she's been having her fair share. Yeah. Yeah, I think she's been having her fun. That's all we got for today. Oh, I want to dance with somebody. I want to feel the heat with somebody.

Yeah, I want to dance with somebody. with somebody who loves me. I'm Jackie Zabrowski. I'm Molly. I'm Marcus Park. Bobby, we're looking out you from Earth. Up in heaven. We know you in heaven.

We're on Earth. And, baby, we believe in you. We love you. Say how to God for us.