Page 7 - Nick and Noro's Infinite Puke List w/ Jake Young

Episode Date: February 12, 2026

Jackie and MJ are BACK and joined by the nerd that's NOT LIKE THE OTHER NERDS, Jake Young, to goss' 'bout flashin' back to them early days of internet memes and whatnot, plus a recent Adobe blunder with Adobe Edge, Jackie watched the Olympics because she was trapped in the bed with a norovirus haaaaze! There's controversy around the Serena Williams GLP-1 ad as well as Mike Tyson's "I was a big gross fatty" ad, Bad Bunny did AMAZING, but there was faaaaar too much AI slop in the ads! The Olympics are experiencing a PENIS GATE involving acid injections (and not the fun kind), plus the first legal back flip on ice in 28 years, and MJ will be going with their mother to see "Dancing with the Stars" Live for their 40th! In the afterglow of his Super Bowl, which revealed the cereal eating while driving was STAGED, William Shatner said he was relentlessly bullied for his name. Then it's a LIST of CURSED behind the scenes stories of movies that were WAAAAAAAAAAY more chilling than what actually made it to the THEATRE! Then we got some SUPER BOWL THEMED BLINDZ! Lastly, we got a very scrotal lookin' Valentines Jackie's Snackie's starts at 1:11:00.790, with a SWEET TREAT MJ's Minute Munchies starting at 1:17:26.046 AND A THEME SONGED Jakie's Slakie's starting at 1:20:52.740, going til 1:27:50.198!Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

You know, Jake, it is kind of crazy because even though after all this time, this song always makes me think of you. I'm like the ringleader. I call the shots. I'm like a firecracker. I make it hot when I put on a show. I feel the adrenaline running through my veins. Spot like a beach. Rides on me.

I'm in the center of the ring just like a circus. Oh, when I fact that whip everybody got to rap, just like a circus. Stand there watching me, follow me Showing what you can do Everybody let go Go back a circus It always makes me think of you And Jake, when you brought

that song back into my life Because I need everyone to remember When we did this weird Stricks-themed Murder Mystery St. Patrick's Day stream And it was circus themed And it was such a weird

big fun shit show to the point that I think I need to go get it because I know that I have it on Vimeo. I want to re-upload it to the page 7 Patreon because I need everyone to see it because Jake was there as puppet Jared in the middle of the ringleader and he was the ringleader of our circus. And man, you sang that song over and over. You did. That was the bit I committed to. It was so funny. And I think about it all the time. Yeah.

So I just, we've had you on so often and I've been meaning to start the show with this song ever since. And I'm worried that I'm only going to want to start the show with this song whenever you're on. Because there's the thing, I'm sure, like, I don't know if I'm alone on this. Every single pop act, every single like aging rock star, it feels like the longer your music career, the more eventual you're going to release some album concept or single that's just like, welcome to the show with the circus and the chugglers. Oh, yeah. All the clowns are here. There's an elephant. Yes.

I feel like every, it's just inevitable. Like, everybody's done it. It's true. But it's, Jackie, I'm so glad you brought this up because in my head, circus also belongs to Jake. And I could remember why. I knew it was some event that we did, but I couldn't remember which event. And when we were reading Britney Spears's memoir and she talks about circus.

All I could think about was Jake. Right. So it's, and I, it's fully is. Well, I had originally pitched if you seek a me and you're, and you, we're like, that doesn't match thematically at all. Get out of here, Jake. I know we were going to kick you off the show, but you came in with such, oh, a clinch fin. And I ended up putting the song Circus on so many of my playlist, like a already made playlist,

that it'll just come on randomly. And it just, God, it just makes me think of you. And it puts a smile on my face. For people who have not watched this one very obscure stream we did several years ago. Years ago, at this point. I did put the puppet rig in drag. Yes. I did create a drag rig for the puppet.

Absolutely perfect. It should be better in character. Yeah. Yeah. No, and you did sing circus a lot. I think that was just, it was just, it was always appropriate, MJ. That was, it wasn't my fault. It was just so funny because we had done this as like a, oh, we've never done something like this before and neither had stricks.

So they had written this full murder mystery, but we had no idea quite how to, um, to, to make it go, but it was, like, the audience was allowed to vote on who they thought. So we didn't know who did the killing either. So it was us trying to figure it out. It was amateur dinner theater. It was so funny. It was so funny. Yeah, you can't go wrong.

I did a murder mystery one time when I was still doing theater, teaching theater. I did a murder mystery, like an improv murder mystery with my eighth graders. And it was, it was, it was ramshackle. It was haphazard. But, you know, we kind of revert. We kind of came up with a formula. for like how to figure out who did it by the end of the show. And there's no better way to live on the edge than to be like,

it's a murder mystery. Do we know how we're going to do it? No. Do we know what's going to happen? No. That are like having like the clue where there's like different endings and you never know which night and what ending you're going to get. Because honestly, as we're talking about this,

I realize I've never been to a murder mystery dinner and I'm very upset that I haven't been. Yeah. Same by the bell really lied to us with like the amount that I, like that it seems as if it's a social event that is part of normal life, and it's not. There must have been like a big boom, like the way that there was like too many theme restaurants in the 90s. Uh-huh. Yeah. There must have been.

And that's where the rainforest cafes have gone. Bring them back. Bring them back. Bring them back. Yes, I need more rainforest. I need a thunderstorm in the middle of my volcano. I agree. I love rainforest cafe.

Good food. Bad food. M.J. I'm not to give your midway. Western mouth a review, but I have to say the food notoriously bad at Rainforest Cafe. Very, very expensive. I'm sorry. Now, Mars 2112, they really knew how to put together a chicken, Caesar salad.

Now they knew what they were doing. Oh, baby. If you're at, like, the mall of, like, a bigger city, if you're, like, the Davenport Mall at the Rainforest Cafe, you're eating the best meal of your life. Wow. Like, it really set the bar very high. But you're right. It probably, probably if I could eat at the Rainforest Cafe now,

I might have slightly different standards than I did last time I ate there. It's different than when you're at like a downtown Disney. But also, it's just the magic hits different than when you're at a downtown Disney too. I need a murder mystery party in my life. And if someone doesn't throw one for me and invite me to it, I'm going to flip out. Okay. I wanted to be themed. Cake.

You're just going to come home one day and you're just going to see, oh, let's say, dead dead on the floor and you're going to be like oh, ha, ha, ah! And then the lights come up and everybody's like But it's Montegro theme. Like I do want him to have like some sort of party hat on though if you could. I'd love and I'd be like, but party hat. But honestly, don't immediately let me know that it is like, let me sit there, see what I'm

going to do. Have everybody watched me like, yeah. Give you like 25 minutes to really experience all the feelings, all the stages of grief that I can go through. and with like a full deer stalker cap and like a pipe and it's like, what's old this thing? This is also the problem with the murder mystery. I think as once we're old enough to throw one, murder isn't as fun as it is when we're. Yes.

I did. Yesterday my kids were fighting and I came in and I said what's wrong and one of them said, I think it was Zelda said, Freddie killed me, at which point I introduced them to the Reno 9-1-1, I was murdered meme. Yes. And I was like, I don't know if this is like, too scary. We've never talked about murder, like, as a family, but I was like, I think that this was an opening, this is a bridging conversation. It's kind of nice. But I was like, I think that this, I think you're old enough to be introduced to the idea of murder via this meme of very much being

alive and saying I was murdered. And it was, you know, kids first meme, but. Oh, wow. I can't even remember what my first meme was. Jake. Oh, Jake. I feel like you got something in there. What are you thinking back? I mean, I'm old enough that. like those early like image macros where it was just like the impact text and like a single image. Oh yeah, sure. I think like maybe like I can has cheeseburger or some bullshit like that. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. You know back back to like a grumpy cat era. Even that was too elate, I guess. Oh my God. Yeah. I just remember many hours spent on YTMND.com and laughing my ass off. Ooh, baby. Just like Captain John Luke Baccard. And like that was that was it. That was the high. I was like,

Surely it will never get better or more invasive than this. And I was in the homestown. What a whole world of strong bad and all that? And that's really where I got my jollies. And I tell you what? Oh, yes. So do you know that Adobe, like, fucked up this past week? Like the concrete?

No, no. No, no. Not like the Puebloes of indigenous Americans. The creative software company, they bought out Flash. that like is the software that all your favorite like games and animations on the early web were made and including home star on it. Oh yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And they had kind of folded it and re-monched it. Remember that? Yeah. The plugin died. But like people still use the software. It was now called Adobe Animate. And they put out a notice that was just like, eh, we don't know how to add AI to this. So we're just going to throw it away. Like it's just not going to be available anymore. Anyway, bye. And like, thousands of animators still use it. It's like the backbone of an entire generation of like creative culture.

Everybody was like, what the fuck do you mean? Like, because the literal reason was we don't know how to add features to this. So we're just like stopping. Whoa. And like the, there was so much backlash that like a couple of days ago, they actually were like, uh, never mind. Ha, ha. Sorry.

Sorry about that. Sorry. Ha. J.K. Oh my God. That's insane. God. People can just do that, huh?

Yeah. Man, these little money hats. They just come in. just do whatever they want. It seems like they're doing that all over the place. But you know, wow, we're just watching it ramp and ramp and ramping. But you know what? Over this weekend, I was not watching it because I was busy watching the Olympics. And the reason why I was watching the Olympics almost solely outside of watching the bad bunny, I did forget briefly, but that was because I was in a bit of a norovirus haze over the weekend, which really, oh baby, it's not

like the lavender haze that Taylor Swift was telling us about. It was a nightmare. I'm just throwing this out there for anyone that has gotten norovirus or if you know somebody that's gotten norovirus, check on them. Make sure that they're doing okay because it turns out norovirus, real rough one. It's a real, real, real bad stomach bug that's out there. We need to get all of our greatest scientific minds and do an operation warp speed on neurovirus. This is what I think

every time I have norovirus. I'm like, surely we can do something to prevent this. I felt like the goats on the side of a mountain where every time I went, ah, and it was just puke coming out of every, ah, you're talking and just

spewing, spewing. I got puke on almost every orifice of my home. And I was completely by myself because Jeff was out of town doing something very upsetting while also having norovirus in a separate city. And it was, and I was just by myself, covered in my own puke. And then being like, they put an acid in the penises. And besides the Olympics, the only other

thing I watched was Requiem for a dream. And I did hit up Adam. And I did in a crazy haze, hit up Adam at 11 a.m. and said, Adam, is this the good time? I haven't seen Requiem for a dream, probably since it came out, Adams is this a good time to rewatch it. And what did Adam say? What did Adam say? I said go for it. He said go for it. He said go for it. This is some kind of

brain virus. I'd only known for people in this network and I do not understand it and I'd please somebody explain this to me that like in your biggest moments of like of crippling pain. Yeah. You immediately reach for media in which

someone else is going through something even more fucked up. Yeah. Like whether it's the goriest horror movies or like the gnarliest psychological like downer film. Yeah, I figured it was. I like put on some Bob's burgers. I like maybe some like the Muppet movie.

I really just need to like center and like find like joy. And all you weirdos are like, nah, Serbian film. That's my go to. It really evens me out. Pop and on. But I loved it because honestly Adam, it was really, really.

It was so amazing because I was barely coherent. The only awake hours I had, and I watched all of Requiemford Dream. I stayed up through all of it. And then I passed right back out again. And the dreams I had of me trying to fit into the red dress being like, I'm going to be on television, Jeff. Jeff, I'm going to fit into the red dress. I'm going to be on television, Jeff. Juice by Jackie.

Juice my Jackie. Juice my Jackie. It's just over and over in my brain. And it's so crazy because, man, Jeremy. Letto, so good in that movie. And you forget. And it was the whole good thing he made. He made us forget.

Yeah, you forget how much you hate him. You forget how much you hate him, but also Adam, and not to call you out, it is funny how often, and I didn't realize that this was a quote from Requiem for a Dream that you and Jeff say ass to ass to each other, which I think is hilarious. Wait, how do you forget that's from... I forgot. I don't know how. forgot about ass to ass.

This is like when I was watching the Godfather 2 with Gideon and I was like, that's why Jackie and Holden always say it was an abortion, Michael. Every time the word abortion is mentioned, they have to do.

It was an abortion, Michael. But that's such a fun moment. Would you get to be like, oh, it's from Buckley and for a dream? Oh, as to as, during this like such an upsetting. But man, I will see, Jake, you ask, why would someone do this. It was because I was so upset. And, you know, Jeff has publicly said this. Jeff's mother

passed over the weekend. So I do feel I had asked if it was okay if I talked about it. So there was all of that. So it was like my brain was firing on all. And I wanted to watch something that made me more upset than my current reality. And it was Requiem for a dream. But we all cope differently. And I think we cope differently. We're different people. It's in the scheme of things. I would say it's a healthy-ish coping mechanism. It doesn't hurt anybody except you. Thank you. Thank you.

If it only hurts yourself, it's healthy. I've been saying this. A long reflection, perhaps that doesn't make it healthy, but it doesn't hurt you as much as other coping mechanisms do. The only thing I wanted to bring up from this movie that I did weirdly keep thinking of in my like crazed, just sick brain was all I can think there was all this discourse about GLP ones and GLP ones

and what they're doing, the GLP ones, the GLP ones. And then you look at this whole section, because honestly MJ and I were talking about this earlier with Desperate Housewives of how much would be different if they had ring cameras. And if there were technology in Desperate Housewives.

Used to find the dog. Yeah, right, ring. Right. And if you remember in Requiem for a Dream, Ellen Burstyn, the whole reason why she loses herself is because she's put on this, this like speed medication that so many people were put on. Fenn Fenn FAN baby. Fenn FAN baby.

And all of the speed pills, she was just trying to fit into a dress. And that's what happened to her life. And that's why we're here to endorse Serena Williams. I'm just joking. I'm just saying, I'm just throwing it out there. That it's like people have been taking whatever, like, doctors. remember back in the day, they were giving out like cocaine. They're like, oh, this will cure what ails you or whatever they were doing back in the day.

I had a real, this was how Jackie introduced the controversy around the Serena Williams Super Bowl ad, which is, and this is also, it's interesting to me that this is controversial because these ads are not new. She's been doing these ads a lot. They're not new. Not new at all. But maybe people aren't watching TV as much and they hadn't seen them or whatever. Or have been outside or have been on a bus or have listened to a podcast. I feel like the word is out about websites where a weird doctor gets an email and is like, here you go.

Yes. And also, worth noting that the one she is hawking for as far as I can tell, which are many of these, I get all the targeted ads for like, do you, is menopause knocking down your door? Are you insane? Are you about to be violent? Go to this website and get a GLP1. And they're all like just some doctor giving you medication that you're not prescribed.

You know what I mean? It's like, like, if you ask your regular doctor for these meds, they'll be like, no. And then Serena Williams is like, get, open it. Like, she's in the alley, like, come back here and I'll give them to you, you know. You know, but I'll get it. Which is fine, whatever. But I watched the Serena Williams ad and I was like, I understand why people are upset that this, you know, icon of strength. And, you know, having a slightly different body type than the people that we're used to seeing on the covers of magazines now is doing this weight loss thing.

but I also understand that these medications help people. And I was doing my like, ooh, what do I want to think about this? And then I watched the Mike Tyson ad in which he called himself fat and nasty and said that what he was back. I'm sorry, you should say it the way. Yeah, I'm way, I'm funny. But I was going to kill my dad. What I'm really hung up on is the phrase, I wanted to just kill myself. I'm like, you're really during the Super Bowl.

I was fat. I was nasty. You're going to suggest that if you feel fat and nasty, you should kill yourself. That's the public health messaging. That was fun. That's. From our government. Oh, good, good, good.

That's what, okay. That's public health. Kill yourself. What? Are we serious? See, this is the, you are, we raising such a, like, insane point about, like, male and female psychology, or at least gendered psychology in this world at the exact moment, where, like, we are tearing ourselves in knots over, like, what Serena Williams, like, represents.

And, like, this one ad evokes so many things about, like, you know, healthy at any size, uh, discourse about like the nature of medicalizing weight in this country about like all these things. And then like on the male side of it is just like, I hate myself. And then it's like, have you tried drinking milk? It's a fucking nightmare. Yeah. Yeah, no, it's true. He gets to be eating an apple, you know.

Yes. Oh, but I really, I'm like, if we are, listen, guys, if we're going to talk about public health, we might want to avoid using the phrase, I wanted to go kill myself in the, in the discords. And how about I was fat, I was nasty. It's just there's no need for, there's no need for it. And it's just, does shame culture? Does that get us?

Like, we already have a lot of that. There's so much shame when it comes to wait. We already have enough. I don't need more. I don't need, especially while everybody's going hog wild on some dips during the Super Bowl, you know? It's, I'm just, it's just great to hear. that Mike Tyson is torn apart psychologically with guilt over his weight.

That's really... Because he's not ever done anything else wrong. It's just he's just been nasty because of his weight. And that's the biggest problem with him. Yeah, maybe he wanted to kill himself for a different reason, you know? But, you know, I don't know. I don't know. But, you know, we're not hearing about it in the goddamn commercial, that's for sure.

Yeah, I know. That was a rough one. I saw a bunch of people posting about it. And I was too busy basking in the glow of Bad Bunny. hadn't really caught the Mike Tyson commercial until after the fact, which is great. Yes, yes. I just want to say that that, oh, also I want to say that I talked to a high schooler yesterday who was like, I'm sorry.

How did it go? Oh, no, it's great. Did they hit you? You did. Oh, okay. I forget. Yeah, you work with him. But this, I, you know, he comes in.

He's a football player and I was like, did you enjoy the game? And he was like, yes. And I was like, who won? And he was like, are you kidding me? I thought you said he watched it. I was like, I wasn't paying a. attention. I was only paying attention to Bad Bunny. And he said, that's what my mom said. So, anyway, we're having a good time. But then...

You were having a good time. I'm connecting with you. All right. But then he goes, could I ask you a question? And I was like, sure. And he's like, who's Kid Rock? Yes. Yes. That was a fun. That was a fun. I was like, you don't need to know. Oh my God. Did you watch how, with the lip singing and how poorly all? I just saw the tiniest bits of clips because I know that it ended up not even being able to be streamed and I know how poorly the lip syncing went. It's just wow. And nobody was trying to make them look good. Oh. Yeah. Yeah. We love to watch Kid Rock flounder. Suffer, suffer, suffer. And Benito did perfect. And I loved that performance. And I love everything about it. And you can go read about all the

this celebration from Puerto Rico to Brooklyn. It's just a beautiful thing. To L.A. too. Oh, my God. It just, it was really, it was a beautiful, magical. And then, oh, Britain's like, they really had so many Easter eggs of so many people just like, like built into it. And then also, obviously the Kagan. The independence flag. Oh, yes.

Love it. I love it. And also when she's singing and the shots of him just in the, like, on his own, just doing salsa to her sign. Oh, yeah. And maybe it's just because I'm in the middle of. Admen right now, but seeing all the John Hamm, John Ham going ham for bad bunny out there. He was just on the sidelines. There's all these clips.

He was in the casita as well or he was in like the crowd. No, he was in the crowd. He was like on the side of it. And he was just straight up just like losing his mind. Oh my God. He wasn't even in the casino. No, no, no. He was not invited to the casino, but he was still having a fucking blast.

I mean, the revelation that the sugar cane was people. was so fun. Just so wonderful. And I love how many, I've been seeing so many people online being like, the cat is out of the bag. I was grass. I was grass.

People's highlighting like just a single patch of grass being like, that was me. I love, yes. I'm like, I think anybody who got to be in that show, you know, got, man, the bragging rights. But, you know,

and we've been dining well with Super Bowl halftime shows. I was reflecting on how good, Kendrick's show was last year. And it was like this love letter to Compton and then we get this love letter to Puerto Rico. It was just, I'm like, man, it's the, but, you know, the Super Bowl's always like this, but obviously now more than ever, the jarring juxtaposition of like, you know, all the other, the, you know, Mike Tyson and whatever. Like, all the ads are for crypto. Oh my God. That Backstreet Boys carry. I didn't see this. I was not there. Apparently were you like in real time feeling that betrayal? No. Yeah, I got had. I knew it was an ad, but I didn't expect to end.

I'm like, what I'm about to be had by a car or whatever. Like I'll let a commercial take my heart. But there's something about a crypto, like. And then it was crypto and then everybody's party starts screaming. And it did feel like every ad was for AI or crypto, which is like, am I, are you really going to make me nostalgic for the time that the ads were for like champions? It's just, and so many of them made with AI that it really... Oh, that Svedka ad looked ugly as fuck.

So many of them that it's just like, you guys do know this looks bad, right? Like, you're looking at, like, I don't know about you guys if you have any unfortunate boomers that you still might have in your feeds that are like now making like AI videos of like, specifically I have this one person in mind who has a wife that now he's. he is now making all of these AI ads of trying to make his wife like seem like really hot and doing all these things on Instagram. And I just, that's a perversion. It's just, I know. And it's just such a like, I just don't want to see it. I don't want to see any of it.

It's so yucks me out so hard. And it's like, man, you're going to pay all this millions and millions dollars and you're not even going to make anything. Yeah. You're not even going to do anything. Yeah. And I know that that's such a maybe that's just. comes from a independent artist's heartbreaking as you watch all of this AI take over everything.

But it's like, who wants this? Idiots. Idiots want it. People, they think people are dumb and can't, like, tell the difference. But, like, a savvy audience can. And it's the equivalent of just like, you might as well use, like, Microsoft clip art in your, like, promotion. Like, it just is like, oh, you're cheap and don't give a shit. Okay.

Yeah. Yeah. Why do I? Trying at all. The whole point of the Super Bowl ad was, look how. much we're trying. Look at the spectacle we are providing for you. We are making our marketing messages a like event in the sheer amount of effort we are putting into this. And it is worth seeing. And if you're just going to like do some shit that you plugged into a prompt, like,

then fuck you. I don't care. Yes. I told as as somebody who's always felt sheepish about admitting when an ad is good, I can't admit that yes. There was a like there's a reason people say like I watched the Super Bowl for the ads. You're right, Jake. It was like they would try to make them, you know, fun little events, cultural events that people wanted to discuss. And it's just like, well, you want me to talk about this AI slop, you know? Like, and also, most of it was completely unmemorable. Like, I feel like the ones, you know, the kind of, in the days following, a lot of it has just been like, oh yeah, that weird crypto backstreet boys thing. And Serena Williams, you know, there's just like there's, I just.

don't feel like it used to be a fun discourse after the Super Bowl to go through them and it's just completely not at all. It really, it took all of any kind of fun or any kind of creative choices out of what they would try to, because like usually this was like a starting point for like pitching bigger campaigns and I feel like starting off newer stuff. And and I know that's even silly. It's like it's just ads who gives a fuck, but there was still at least creativity involved. Like there was still, and maybe again, not the madman. I know, exactly. Like, there is still, there's a humanity involved in PR that is just now completely gone.

That is really insane to be watching happening in real time. Yeah. Oh, that is on me and this are like a circus. And I just think about it over and over again. And don't worry, there's acid in the penises, but it's not the kind of acid that you want. It's more, it's, it's an oil. It's hyrhylonic acid. It's not fun acid.

It's basically coconut oil. It's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's not, like, larger molecules. It's not like, it's not like the shit they used to dissolve the body and breaking back. No, I got really, I got excited because people were like, Jackie, did you see? There's acid of the pettuses. And I was like, acid in the pittuses.

That's crazy. And then I looked into it further, and it's really, so technically, if you're wondering what is going down with the controversy, apparently, there are, there are, ski jumpers. That apparently ski jumpers want as much surface area against the air as possible to generate a lift. Pitch a tent, guys. Get a boner before you go. Right. Get a boner. But this helps them with that, but this helps them before it, MJ, because jumpers could get that by wearing extra baggy suits. But to prevent the jumpers from getting a suit like that, they are 3D scanned each season with their suits fitted off of the scans. So they do these genital injections to

increase the size of their groins. Pitch attention during the genital injection. In scene. Yes. Right? Just get hard. Get hard and stay hard. Stay hard. Guys. We have that technology too. I'll point you towards... Stay hard. What you have to understand, though, is

ski jumping is an insanely competitive sport in terms of like a matter of centimeters could be the difference between gold and like not even placing. It is such a like... Because, you know, gravity hasn't changed. The human body hasn't changed. Skis haven't changed that much.

And so by like just an extra like inch in the crotch in seam, like gives your body just like that much of a wind suit effect that it could carry you like several feet. So it is worth it to these people to get that like girth going to get that extra out or costume, not costume, uniform. Jump suit. Like acreage. That can catch theater. Everything is a costume.

Whatever he is. When you're a theater kid. I did not thrive in a little. Little League environment. No, no. That's why you, that's why we love hanging out with you, Jake.

All right. No, you get us. That's why I was saying I was so excited to have you on today. You told me it's because you found my strength and, and, and,

and, and, and, and we're very scared. Yeah, it's because we're scared of you. Yes, thank you for reminding us. Yes, we're all very scared of you. You don't need hylerotic acid and you're a penis.

Nope, you're toxic, just all on your own. I just do it for the thrill. Yeah. You don't even need that gurs. Citric acid. Escorbic acid. You name an acid, I jammed it.

Just to see what happens. I've got a graph, but what's the different acids do? It cured my scurvy, but at what cost? Man, Jeff was telling me about scurvy the other day, and do you know that the more scurvy you get, eventually what holds together all of the scars on your body is vitamin C. So once you lack vitamin ski and like once scurvy like settles more in your body, all of the scurvy. scars on your body will open up, like big gaping wounds. And could you imagine pirates not only coming on your ship, but then having these big gaping wounds all over them as everything opens up? Man, that's scary, huh?

Right, guys? Is that, have I been alone too long? Have I been alone too long and I shouldn't be allowed to be speaking to a microphone? Alone and shitting your brains out. Shitting and puke. Ah! Just everywhere all over myself. No, no, it was infinite puke list.

Oh, my, oh, it was infinite, Jake. I was worried it was never going to stop. But you know what? Not pukin now, are we? Not even while thinking about someone doing a full backflip on the ice. The first legal backflip in 28 years. Are you talking about the quad god? Oh, we're talking about the quad god.

I'm sorry, guys, that I may be talking about the Olympics too much. But again, I was trapped inside for many days. and I had to be kept away from absolutely everybody. That quad god. And I do love there's been a whole, I've been seeing so many because I'm still involved in so much of the heated rivalry. Oh, just here you're going to be like, what if Ilya and Shane were like teaching the quad god?

And could you imagine if like this is what they got into that they eventually over time, they'd like start working with figure skaters instead and like really supporting the quad god because the quad god, it used to be illegal to do a back clip on the ice because it is so dangerous. It has not been done in 28 years. Well, this is a huge thing. MJ, I'm sure you know the story of Suria Bonalais. I hope I'm saying her name correctly. Was a French figure skater who was the only person who could do it.

And she did it at the Olympics when she, because of an injury, she couldn't do her scheduled, they're called movements, I think. Oh. And she did a full backflip on one foot. And the judge is like doctor for it and made it illegal. And many people claim it's because she was a black woman. And that like it was just like they were scared that she was too good. That it was like there were racist undertones to it. And yeah, only recent.

And that was in 1998, which is not that long ago. Yeah, that is. Jackie, that was wild. I know it was that one ago. I know it was 28 years ago. It was 28 years ago. Thank you for bringing that context in, Jake, because I was like, there's no way that they care about the safety of the athletes, obviously. The whole premise. Don't think me. Thank Marie, who as soon as she saw the story was like, you better fucking mention Siria Bamaelene. Man, that makes so much sense. Yes, she did it. She did it well. They made it illegal. And now this little guy, Ilya, I'm malignant.

He looks like, he looks fun. I haven't watched videos of him, but all the pictures of him just looks like he's a little squirt out on the ice having a good time. Oh, he's squirting out there on ice and he flippant and he flammett and I am here for it. I do love, you know, what a perfect timing with heated rivalry right before the winter. I feel like it got everybody ready for sex on ice. And we don't get sex on ice, but the closest we get is a posidobli on ice. And I did see a posadobli. I don't want to say thank you so much to the amazing person that shared it with me on

Instagram and now that, you know, MJ and I were watching a lot of dancing with the stars this year. And I, it's just now it's just, but take heated rivalry. Take dancing with the stars. Oh, and put it all together. Except there's no, oh, there's no juicy butts that you can see and there's no, there's no sex. But it's okay. I can imagine it all in my brain. I mean, oh, I would be remiss as in my role as co-host of the Nerd of Mouth podcast.

To not point you towards one of the most iconic anime of. the past 20 years. Uri on ice. Uri on ice. Oh yeah, baby. You want to talk yearning. You want to talk homosexual smoldering on the

Olympic rink. Ooh, buddy, that is a... When I first started dating Marie, we watched every episode of that show together because it is so antithetical to your standard, like, I must release all my power. Otherwise, the dark crystal will be awakened,

huh? Like, anime that I'm sure if you're not into anime, you think all anime is. It is a single single single, season. It is incredibly well done. It is beautiful. And it is a, you'll be crying by the end. It is fan fucking tasters. I remember what you're talking about. If what you need is ice, boys and gay. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. And yes, we need Yuri on ice. I'm actually really excited because last time I was told to watch Yuri on Ice, I was very sad because it was only

available on Crunchyroll. But it does seem like you can watch it on Hulu now. So I just didn't want to get another service, but if this is available for me to consume, I need it. I'm just saying, I will, I humbly suggest you will find it more restorative than a fucking hereditary or whatever other shit they're going to be watching during the start time. I need to be upset. Is it an H-EA? I mean, I guess I just don't spoil for everybody, but it isn't happily ever after. Tell me, Jake.

Tell me, is it happy? They don't, they don't die. They're not... All right. Okay. It's not one of those. Okay, I can handle that. I just, you know, I'd rather be broken emotionally, like in a different, like in an Ellen Burstyn kind of way

than I can be with just love not working right now. I feel like that's the kind of fragility I'm experiencing. Well, and that's okay to mention, right? That's fine. I'm okay. I'll be fine. You'll be fine. You'll be fine.

Fine, right? Guys are going to be fine, right? Everybody coves differently. I just, I do, not to rub salt in the wound, Jack. Becky, but I do feel like I need to mention, oh, speaking of Dancing with the Stars, Alex Earle was in the Casita, just putting that out there. That's weird. What was she doing there?

But B, I am this weekend going to be in the same space as the Stars. I will be dancing with the Stars. I will be seeing Dancing with the Stars live for my 40th birthday. Is that the only plans I have made, yes. And that's fine. That's all you need. you and your mom dancing with the stars.

Wow, if that doesn't, if that's not an explosion of 40, I don't know what is. I mean, you can still get fucked up. Nobody says you can't get fucked up. Yeah, should I get really day drunk?

It's a matinee. You get hammered at the matinee with your mom to have your mom just dragging you all to your children in the middle of the afternoon. I just wanted to bring that up because I keep forgetting every time and then I will remember and I'll think, oh, yes, I get to be in the presence of greatness.

Have I forgotten everything already? Yes, I have. But the Aposo doblea on Ice brought it back. Oh, my God. It's coming so soon. Also, just sidebar real fast. Alex Earle, everybody that's anybody is talking about Alex Earle, apparently, is cozying up with Tom Brady. That's why is she in the Casita.

I guess that's like, like, I don't. Who cares? Yeah, I guess Tom, whatever. I like the way she danced. And I guess we'll leave it at that. We'll leave it at that. Well, if she's facing a lot of backlash for being in the casino. Throw that out there.

Oh, she's got a lot of backlash. From who? From bad buddy fans or from her conservative? I just feel like she is conservative coded, which I didn't think until she started dating Tom Brady. But it's a. I believe it's more just from people being like, why was she in the casino? I think it was more that that that's what the internet is backlash. I'm already not invited to the barbecue and now I'm not invited the casino.

Oh, you're not invited the casino. I'm sorry. your hips, they do lie. I'm just invited to the bar mitzvah and the fucking apple bobbing contest. That's all I'm invited to. Oh, man, but isn't it fun to really get in there for an apple bobbing? Have you ever been successful at an apple bob? No.

Really? No. I mean, it was, I had just one embarrassing childhood attempt. Oh. And never again? And then I, you know what? I got to go find a local county fair and redeem myself. All right.

I think we're going to... It lives within you. I can't believe you remember you're embarrassing apple bobbing. It must have been really bad. Yeah. We'll have to bring you back for open-fun-house. My face is just not hydrodynamic enough. It would just push the apples away.

I just remember that. Also, my chompers were a lot smaller. So now I got like real like, I got like better coverage. I really should go for it. I don't want to do it. It looks like. Really? No, it looks like a waterboarding experience to me.

It is. It's very difficult. Right up the nostrils. I don't want to. Don't make me. On Funhouse, I think last year we were doing bobbing for buzz balls and you really forget how much you are. drowning as you're trying to like open mouth grab and at least there was like kind of a little

lip that you could grip onto with a buzz ball but it was really you forget you got to get your whole head in there but uh i apologize i did um you were going to bring something up mj and i just kept talking about bobbing for apples oh i don't remember what i was going to bring up but i do given how much you've been shitting lately jacky i think that we need to talk about thank you please thank you remind me i think we need to talk about this this story about William Shatner claiming that he was relentlessly bullied about his name? Does that mean people call him William Shittner? That or is, okay, there is a Super Bowl commercial, and I don't know if you guys saw it.

Oh, the only good Super Bowl commercial this year? Or at least the only one, at least trying something, and it was Raisin Brand, and it was William Shatter, and the whole thing was that he's like, I'm William Shatt. Oh, no, Will Shat. Will Shat. Yes, I'm Will Shat. And then everyone is like, oh, don't. Where?

Because it's... Will shit on a car! And there's fiber in it. So it's like, that's the whole thing. And he's just like, I didn't even know if I should do this commercial because everyone has always made fun of me. History of trauma.

For the amount of shitting that I do. Like, what is your... What is your trauma with shit and bro? That he killed his wife? With shit? I know. Did he shit down her throat? In his pool.

But that's a... That's not a story for its ha-ha-ha-time. Wait, William of Shed or killed his... I didn't know that one. Oh, it's one of those. Yikes. Okay. Probably definitely.

Is it like a Natalie Wood kind of situation? Like, oh. You know what? I know the details only from what my co-host, Mike Lawrence, will throw out whenever William Shack comes out. I just, I do, I think Jackie calls it bullshit when she sent this article along with it. Allegedly.

But nobody calls him Will Shat, which is. I just don't believe that he has some sort of devastating childhood trauma from being, I've never once thought about the word shit when I think about William Shatner, ever. No, but... He grew up in Canada, which is a kinder, more gentler place. Yeah, they're not calling him Will Shittner. They're not saying William Shat all over. Scatner?

Maybe Scat. Okay, if we have any... We did discover that we do have some Gen X listeners. And shout out to the two people in the Hawaiian shirts, who we shouted out a couple weeks ago, who did recognize themselves, still listen to the show, and immediately tagged us on Instagram. We love you guys. But now, call for any boomer listeners,

aside from me and Jackie's moms. Does anybody know if the word shit was ever even past tenseified to chat? I don't want to pretend we, we, millennials invented everything. But I don't think, right, right, right. I don't think that the silent generation, I don't think the silent generation was used

at shit, shat past tense. I just don't think so. I think before us, they said shitteth. Oh, yeah, yeah. I doth shitteth upon me the three. Yeah, maybe like a hath shat. But I just know. But now I'm going to think about him as William Shittner all the time.

So he kind of stepped in it. He did this. He did this. The fact that he doubled down on like, I hope no one. But also, man, Jake, even just doing a cursory glance of this whole chat, or excuse me, Shittner's ex-wife. Allegedly. Yeah, it is, it is rough.

There's a lot of, and again, I said cursory glance, but it did seem that they were in the middle of a divorce. It did seem that there was a lot of, I think that if we're going to call him Will Shit from now on, it is for the best, because it seems like he wasn't a great husband, and they were in the process of a pretty rough divorce when her body was found at the bottom of a pool.

So it is dicey. The situation is dicey. And it is crazy to think of how much more they used to be able to get away with. And I know, and I'm not just talking about the ring cameras with Desper Housewives, but maybe this is a lot of like, who's the bitch conversation of like, man, we used to be a country where you could have a whole second family and no one would know. We used to be a country where you could kill your wife with a beauty. And just be like, oh, let's give them this raisin brand commercial in the future.

It's fine. Also, I call bullshit on William Shatner's like, oh, I was so worried about this commercial. He was, he did a terrible TMZ, like, fake paparazzi moment where he was supposedly caught eating Raisin Brand in his car. Yeah, we talked about that. Yes. He was eating the cereal in the car. Oh, it was a set up. So, like, the fix was in.

It was a set up. It was raised brand. He was seen, like, prominently holding the Raisin Brand box as he left the car embarrassed. Well, shit, her. How dare you. But again, creative PR. That's the kind of shit that it's like, well, that's not AI. That's at least like, whoa, it was all.

Or did that happen? And they were like, get him on the horn. Get him on the shit horn. Because this is another thing. Again, I do my fucking homework when I come onto this show. You do. I love that. In the 1990s, William Shatner was the official spokesperson for Allbrand with a similar, like,

ha-ha, I'm William Shatner and all these ads have to do with pooping. Are you kidding? He's recycled material. He's been a shat hat since the beginning. It's, it's, they went back to the well. Also, it's just, it was weird seeing him. And it's full of shit. Because in those 90s ads,

he's like the same puffy old William Shatner that he is in this commercial. Oh yeah, he looks exactly as bad. He's been like this exact form of old man for like more than like his entire. He was that guy during the tech war years. He's 94. Shout out nerdmatic listeners. I mentioned tech war. In the 90s.

He's a 94. We looked it up when he was eating the cereal because we were like he shouldn't even... I forgot then. He shouldn't even be driving. He shouldn't even be driving. He shouldn't be driving. He should not be driving. But he's... Especially while both hands are full. But so that's just to say, yes, I am one of those people that will always think that the 90s was 10 years ago. But I think that he was still old in the 90s, is my point. If you're 94 now. Wow. That's weird. Wow. Time sucks. Yeah, man. And he's been shitting the whole time. I'm Shittner. We're only ever going to think about that. How are people looking at the bad bunny performance and being like, our culture is degrading?

This is shameful. It's just. And then the whale shat is not the fucking horseman of our, like, deadening society. And then you're looking at the fucking fat, nasty. You're looking at that promo. And it's just that, like, this is what, that you, but no one's really screaming enough about that,

but we are screaming about the Sarita Williams. Okay, all right. Okay, guys. You know, we're making it through second by second, but also list by list. It's time for the list. Oh, who's on list? Jesse, got to have that list. Man, I think that I was just thinking about my current timeline and how cursed I've been feeling.

But again, we are shedding the snake. The fire horse has not begun yet. We're still shedding, okay? It's not that the year has started poorly. our year has not begun yet. The fire... The fire horse is coming. The fire horse is coming, but that's why I had the list.

I'm not going to start crying. Cursed behind-the-scenes stories of movies that were way more chilling than what actually made it to the theaters. Oh, no, this is one of those lists that's going to be devastating. It's one of those. And it's devastating, MJ, yeah, and it's got all the big heavy hitters on it, but also maybe some that you didn't even know about.

Because, of course, we've got the Exorcist on the list. we know lots of creepy disturbances, fire broke out on the set that used to be the home of the possessed character. Traumatized child for the whole rest of her life. The fire started when a bird flew into a circuit box and the entire set was almost completely destroyed except for Reagan's bedroom, the room where the exorcism was being performed in the film. But also outside of that man, another boistern, we're bursting for bursting over here. And maybe that's also why I chose this list in my Nora Virus has because I think I just saw Ellen Burstyn and was just like, man, bitch, you've been cursed from the start, ain't you bitch? But I don't know if she has because I'd love to read further into the career of Helen Burstyn because, man, Requiem was a while ago and she like killed that movie so hard with even like with a movie that usually I would be like, She's got multiple fat suits on, and this upsets me.

It really didn't bother me at all. We're actually, like, weirdly kind of well done. But anyway, I'm not going into this bizarre incident, though. Halliburston healed your shallow hell trauma. Yeah, I think it did end the Pretty Little Liars trauma. I remember that fat suit really was the worst of all the fat suits I had seen outside of shallow hell. Yeah, no, that is that one. Remember in the past when she's evil and fat?

And she's fat. And that's who you know she's even more easily because she can store the fat in her evil cells. And swap that, reverse it. But the most bizarre incident was when Ellen Burson says is she revealed that nine deaths occurred during the course of the film. Linda Blair's grandfather passed away. The assistant cameraman's wife had a baby that passed. The man who refrigerated the set passed. The janitor who took care of the set was shot and killed.

and then actor Jack McGowan who played Dirk Dennings in the film passed away in New York a week after he filmed his final scenes. This is all nuts. You guys did, excuse me if I'm wrong, but you did the deep dive into... We did do an Exorcist episode during our like horror October runs back on the Wizard and the Bruiser podcast. Definitely check that out because I know you guys go way further into depth into the different instances of what goes on in the set.

It was a long time ago. I'm bursting with forgotten facts. Whoa. I'm bursting with FDustiness. Juice by J. Juice by J. Juice by J. Juice. Juice.

Of course the poltergeist set was a victim to technical mishaps and tragic deaths. Oh my God. You have the headstones, but you didn't move the bodies. But in reality, they moved the headstones, but they didn't move the bodies for those that don't know. There were real human skeletons in the half empty pool. genuinely did not move the bodies. It was all very cursed. It was laid on a full graveyard of, I believe, I forget exactly what the name, I don't

know what the, I believe tribe of people that it was that they had. It was all complete desecration and absolutely cursed the entire set. But this isn't the only one. Oh, MJ, did you say? Well, just that the actress didn't know. She revealed in 2022 that she didn't know that they were real, this fun fact that's now kind of passed around and party conversations. She didn't know they were real skeletons until a few years later when one of the special effects team, they were like chatting. And he mentioned it.

And she was like, excuse me, which is, that's wild. I guess it's better to hear it directly than like in a BuzzFeed article years later. Yeah. And be like, I did what? Oh, thank you, Listical. Now, don't worry, there were a bunch of unfortunate deaths on that set as well, as well as the Omen. So these are all just such huge, big curse sets. The Omen had some of the scariest most bizarre incidents, starting with the lightning phenomenon.

Gregory Peck, the lead actor and David Seltzer, the film's writer, both took flights around productions on two completely different days. and both flights were struck by lightning. Yeah, that's cool. The freakiest incident, however, was the death of the SFX supervisor of the film. In the film, characters Robert and David are investigating more into Damien's character, and in a freak accident,

David gets beheaded by a truck. Eerily, the SFX supervisor who created the beheaded figure of David later met with a car accident in which another person was, unfortunately, killed and beheaded just like the figure in the film. And moreover, during a scene at the zoo, where the animals sensed the presence of evil in the car and attack at the animals seemingly lost control.

After a non-featured scene was done filming with lions and the cast moved on to the next scene with the baboons, two lions killed a guard in his booth as the doors were left wide open. You got to close those doors, girl. Oh, have you been in the line. I'm going to need to hear a slightly less horrifying thing in the next five minutes. Why? I'm trying to keep reminded. Jackie loves an upsetting list. She said, we don't have no virus, Jackie. You don't have to upset us.

In Willie Longin, the chocolate factory, there was slightly less free candy than was promised or something. Jesus Christ. No, no, no, it's all upsetting. All the children probably had horrible lives, Jake. Oh, it's all upsetting. I mean, I wasn't even getting into the child deaths of the other one. And Harry met Sally, the old lady did have what she was having and only had a smaller orgasm. Oh, my God, Rob Reiner's mother, no.

Jesus. I'm so glad that she wasn't around to see what it happened. It's all horrible. We don't have it yet. You might be giving Norovirus to Jake now as we speak, but we don't think so. Put that into it. Good. Don't manifest that.

Yes. Yeah, it's good because I shit all over my fingers and I let the shit out and I'm letting it go through the air. Adam, you just got Noro. Jake, you just got noroed. Sorry. It's like a last of us thing. The norovirus is like in your brain trying to like spread the. back to

Oh my God. If that is, honestly, there were moments that I would have rather had turned into a zombie just so it would

have stopped. Like I thought I was, especially when you're experiencing all of this by yourself. And I thought at one point and the reason why I knew that it was

TOR virus because I had a tele-doc appointment because I was just laying, just completely covered and sweat and just a pew and I had to get a

teledoc appointment just like, do I have to go to the ER? Is this like an ER? experience. And then I started thinking about Noah Wiley and I started thinking about the pit. And then once I really lost myself on that, that's when I was like, I do need to tell a doc appointment. But don't worry, guys, I'm not giving it to Jake right now. Jake's sweating and it's not because he has norovirus yet. I'm just telling you, man,

they should really let. I thought it was weird before recording that you were like, hey, let me try something and then you just coughed directly into my open mouth. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, we usually have a cough cycle before every show. It's like one of those improv exercises. Yeah, just into directly into your mouth. Come on, it makes us closer, Jake. And I appreciated that you

did that with me before I even told you that I had no virus. This is the trust that we're building so that we can break it and then remake it so that it makes us stronger in the long run. Friendship is like bones. The show?

David, it goes. Is that his name? On and on and on. Yeah, an angel is there and no one wants him around. What's his name? David Boreans.

Sorry. Yes, thank you for remembering. Now, this is a last but not least because I feel like the other ones honestly we knew about. This is an oldie. The highly controversial film, The Conqueror, 1956.

Oh, this is world famous. To the deaths. See, I maybe I've read this on one of these before, but they led 46 members from the cast and crew due to cancer. What? Because the film is one of the worst movies made for numerous reasons and remains John Wayne's worst film.

The historical film was produced by Howard Hughes and followed John Wayne as the Mongol chiefton, which also... He plays Genghis Khan. He plays Genghis Khan. In Yellowface. Oh, I see. So not controversial because of all the deaths. That's not the scariest part. An additional reason.

The scariest part was that the film was shot near an active nuclear testing site in. in St. George, Utah. Eleven tests were conducted there the year before the production began. Due to this, the radiation exposure led to 91 crew members developing cancer in their lifetime and 46 dying from the illness from working

on this shitty, racist movie. And isn't that horrible? Jesus. Ah, babies, yeah. So, you know, I just wanted to lift everybody up. I'm sorry that I noroed everybody in your ears.

and your eyes and your mouths, and I apologize that I just cough-cycled into you right now listening to the show. Wow. You really, it's like, I'm like living in pluribus right now. You are like actively excited to just spread the darkness. Oh, yeah. Flurbed. We're getting blurbed. Yalky. Blurbed. I'm plurping out over here.

Yeah. Oh, yeah, but that's my list for you. So get plurbed, y'all. Well, I can say this, that if I was shitting and puking, I would hope to still have It must be harder if you don't have one of your senses You know Or is it easier because then you're not even trying for the whole

Twitter Like then you're just like I'm just What does it even matter at this point? If you never felt the unbridled freedom Of free puking Free pukeying? It's better than free bleeding Just let it go

You'll get there when you got Nora You'll give up at some point But that's all to say that I think I'm losing my eyesight I think I'm going Blind and you're not puking into a cup which is what I was doing so they wouldn't have to keep getting up and getting going

into the bathroom. I don't. Oh, we can see them. We can't see them. Yeah, you know, I've, I know the pain of just falling asleep face down on the bathroom floor waiting for the next wave to come. Waiting.

Just waiting. Just knowing, just knowing, not knowing which hole. It's going to come out of. I live in fear of it. But this, we got some, you know, I tried to get some fun Super Bowl blinds, but, But anyway, they're not all Super Bowl themed.

And in my head, is it that Pedro Pascal and John Hamm had sex in the casita after the show? Yeah. And you can't take that away from me. With the Puerto Rican family from the cutaway, like watching. Not with the child, just with the adults. So, because hopefully the one's got the Grammy. So the kid's walking away. So that's the thing.

It wasn't the kid who was taken by ice. But they brought in Liam for the Pedro Pascal John Hancock. Oh, but that was more of like a Blair Witch cucking situation, but they turned them around against the wall. So that was a whole different situation. Listen, Hollywood folks are weird. That's what we're learning more and more every day. From all these files.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. We're here, we're here recording. That's the thing. You go wading through the blind items. It's like walking through a minefield right now. Oh, is it all files? It's all files. Oh, yeah.

But I found some non-file blinds. Thank you very much. This singing A-minus list actor should just come out. Instead, it is yet time for another beard to go with yet another plastic surgery procedure, which gives him an excuse to keep doing drugs. Okay, so, wow, that is thick. A minus list actor, a beard meaning, you know, a pretend girlfriend. He has a beard now, and he is going to get more plastic surgery, and he's doing a lot of drugs.

That's what we've worked. Zach Ephron. Yeah. Wow. What gave it away? I just think of the surgery. Honestly, the most I think about, I, y'all know, listening to the show that forever,

I just think about the marble fountain. I think about his face hitting the marble fountain and why he had to get jaw reconstructive surgery. And that is what he says. He slipped on his socks and he hit his face on the marble fountain and he's not getting plastic surgery on purpose. He had to do it because he slipped. But the beard in question.

And I'm not saying that that's not true. I just find it fascinating. Oh, yeah. He's the new high school musical bow. He was spotted at the Super Bowl. I'm trying to figure out, they keep calling it a Super Bowl bash, and I'm like, do they mean the bash that is the Super Bowl or just a Super Bowl party? I think he was at the Super Bowl, but I'm not going to swear on it.

But with a 21-year-old, yuck. Oh. Yucky, Angelina Green, 21 is his beard. And this just makes me think about how when Dylan Efron was on Dancing with the Stars, and they kept saying, oh, there's a reason his brother hasn't showed up to support him. He's got a lot going on in his life. Was it the drugs or was it the gayness? Whoa.

Or the surgery. Or the surgery. Hey, bro, listen, I can't come to your thing. I'm gay. Gay. I'm gay. I'm gay. I'm going to do.

Very busy being a closeted drug using a person who is dating a 21-year-old. I'm just so annoyed. I'd be like, I don't, can you put it on ice for a second and come join me while I'm dancing the posse d'oblay for a second? Yeah, but then we all know that Zach Efron's presence, ruined it like a scientist ruining the experiment they're trying to observe. You're right. This another A-minus list. This A-minus list, actress, is an Oscar winner-slash nominee.

She did not sign a pre-up when she got married. Her spouse is going to bankrupt her with all these crazy investment ideas and purchases. This is going to end up being one of those divorces of the ages. Literally, the entire family of the spouse is plotting against the actress. Ooh. Okay. Is this actress in quotes, and are we talking about Brooklyn Beckham and his stupid wife? Oscar winning? I don't think so. Oh, Oscar winning. Okay. You know.

They just call her in the blinds logic. They're like, this, like, B-level actress, it's just like, what? What is she? This act? We're calling her actress? Yeah, she's an actress in quotes. This actress is a real actress. This husband is not somebody that we've ever ever heard. Not a real husband. We're talking like a J-law? No. Hallie Berry? No.

And she's got, we, I, this husband is so out of the picture that there's like a profile of him from last year that's like, who's this guy? Emma Stone. You're getting a little warmer. Amy Adams. Oh. You're getting warmer. You got the right letter of her first name.

Amy? That's not a letter. That's a name. Amy, say me. Amy, Beethoven, Gary, Darth.

Jackie, you've been going through a lot right now and I admire your bravery. Thank you. And if you

need to do whatever the fuck that was, thank you. I respect you for it. Thank you. I did recently see Lisa Rina

was told on some Bravo thing that they change LMNOP, that like they change the alphabet how you say it. It's just like,

it's like LMNOP. Like there's a different breakdown and she was very, she's like, is a MAA? thing, which I thought was very funny. But sorry, I'm back.

Angelina? Okay. Oh, no. No. But good job identifying the letter. Okay, the letter. The letter is A. The letter is A. The letter is A.

Adele. No. Oh, no. I'm like, I'm actually. Jackie. I'm throwing in the towel. I'm throwing in the towel. Let me give you some hints.

No, Jake, I need you. I need you here. Frashing out before I can even finish the sentence. Okay. She. It is in a musical movie that we... Ariana. No, it's a better musical than that.

But it's perhaps not a better movie. She... Oh, what's your name? Princess Diaries. Anne Hathaway. Yeah, there you go. Yes. Her husband is going to rob her blind.

Wow. Didn't get that. Looks like the real devil doesn't wear Prada. It wears cargo. Oh, no. Is that why she's doing the reboot? Is that why? Maybe. Whoa. And her husband's name is Adam Schulman, and there's a whole L feature about him from last year that's like, who the fuck is this guy?

Is he anybody? No, I don't think he's anybody. Whoa. They've been married for a decade. They have two kids. They does say he's an actor, but I feel like that's a, that's like a actor. That's where the quotes are. An actor. Yeah, no, that's what the quotes are.

So I do kind of want to figure out what this guy's deal is. Oh, so his dreams got snuffed and like now he's just Ann Hathaway's husband. Immediately became a resentful douchebag, started acting out, started being a fucking dipshit. And like, he's just going to, yeah, make our life a living hell. Oh, we hope not for her, though. I know, I like her. I think we like her. I like her.

Yeah, I think we like her too. I've never really heard anything. I've never heard a nay bay, a ponster. And the only nay about her is. that for a while there was this stupid fucking cultural narrative we had when women were too nice and it was like this bitch is too perfect or whatever

I think that was the misogyny. Okay, blind number three, if you are surprised that the Foreign Born A-List Academy Award winner slash nominee was in the A-plus list singer's new music video, don't be. The actor

benefits from an image of being above at all, but he is not. His favorite part, though, is the female attention. He's been enjoying that for even longer than he's been married. Don't-hole? Dumbhole? So you're very close, but it's a different one, but you're very... Oh, oh, Killian.

Killian Murphy. You got the right nationality. Which has made it to YouTube. Oh, so people can watch it now? People can watch it now. Oh, can people go and watch it now? Because don't worry, this can, I'm sorry, sidebar, especially

because Holden's not here, so I can definitely scream about this as much as I can on jack-in. We had Friday. We have our jack-in every Friday. Come hang out with a switch. TV slash holdenators ho. We hang out every Friday. Everybody brings in their music videos.

The Opelite video dropped. We were so excited to watch it. And Taylor Swift only dropped the video on Spotify. You could only watch it on Spotify so that other people. And we're going to talk about this further on second helpings, baby. We aren't. Because we couldn't watch it because I was not. logged into my Spotify on my computer and you couldn't watch it anywhere else and she did it only for the clicks and then everything's like did you see number one hit video Spotify's number one hit videos like yeah because she only put it there because it's also calculated and also she doesn't need this fucking bullshit it's so annoying and I'm sorry I know we're gonna receive from the protees out there because we do every time of people being like you're wrong about her you're wrong about her but I don't think

We think we are. I don't think we are. It's annoying. Oh, no, Jackie, you're making a really good point. As someone who also hates seeing women succeed, I agree with you. I thought we wouldn't see eye on this. Let's go back to how Ed Hathaway's annoying because she's too nice. I think that this does make sense to be upset about because it's that billboards charting methodology shifted to

prioritize to give more weight to subscription-based streams. And so even though you can subscribe to YouTube. Yes. Yes. So even though you can subscribe to YouTube, views or listens on Spotify premium get boosted more than the listens that us, you know, peasants are listening to for free. And that is fucked up. And, you know, I'm sorry. Once you have that much money, you don't need to make decisions based on how much money you're got.

Like I try not to be like, like, even the Serena Williams things. I was like, should I be like, I guess get that money? I don't think so. I think she's got enough money. But like, definitely Taylor Swift has enough money that you don't need to be like, actually, I'm going to gatekeep the music video to the only good song on the album. Sorry, I'm probably going to regret saying that. There's other fine songs on the album.

But like, I was excited too. And also people were like, and it was only for a little bit. She'll like you every little bit. It's like, yeah, but now we have a hierarchy. Exactly. So that now other artists are going to probably start doing things. It's like it just makes it this another layer of what people. have to pay just to see something?

And that's so annoying. I totally did the idea of now living in a world where it's like, oh, the releases of popular music are tiered by how many subscription services you can afford to be subscribing to, that's fucked up. Like I, you know that sometimes we'll go to bat for her. But this is annoying. I'll say this much.

You have Spotify. Just the, the fucking hellscape of login screens every day just to like do. basic shit is what is like really where I'm pissed off. Yeah. Yeah. And I also, it was like, I'm not logged in on my computer. Also, what is my Spotify password? I think I came up with that 15 years

ago. Like, I have no idea what my Spotify password is. I can't log in somewhere else. We all, again, we're millennials, but like what's fun about a music video, especially a big drop about a fun song, an exciting song that I like Opelais. I wanted to rush home and play the music video for my kids.

And it's just like, there's just, the idea of being like, oh, sorry, it's out, but you don't have the right subscription service because I get more... Mommy, Daddy, I want to see a Graham Norton cameo. So that's why, honestly, I didn't even get around to seeing it in the meantime. Me neither. I kind of didn't want to. Yeah, I forgot.

And then the excitement wore off, and now I'm Matt. Yep. But I'll watch it before Second Helpings. But, yeah, no, I wanted to, you know, I wanted to root for her. but this was a, this is a pretty gross. Sorry, didn't mean to sidebar. I know we're heading towards the end of the episode and I know that we're heading towards the end of blinds.

Well, I just need to sidebarred because I brought it up in the bind. Killian Murphy, getting that, getting that attention. Getting that attention from the ladies. I was going to say getting that pussy, but I don't know if he's actually sleeping with anybody, but he likes the attention. I'll give him attention. You want attention?

You're going to take a peek at his blinders? Yeah. Yeah. Oh, thank you. Blondas. Except I think it would have. to be smoking a cigarette for sure while I do. Man, that show, I never want to smoke a cigarette, but I was just like, how do they even act if you're always smoking the cigarette? It really was

impressive with Pakey Blanas. Good show. I just like Killian Murphy. I want to support anything he does. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. I'll support it. I don't know how she got him involved in it, but I know. I guess, you know, the heck. He likes the ladies. He likes the ladies. He likes attention from the ladies. Who doesn't? Yeah. That's right. Right. Well, can you see again? I can't see again. Thank you for asking. Welcome back. Welcome back, MJ. I'm so glad. And hopefully you're not just puking into the great beyond. Just willy-nilly. Not yet. At least I can't give it to you through the microphone. I don't know. This is a new one. So I don't know, maybe. Last time you had COVID, I got it a week later. So yes. So my sympathy COVID? Yes. It was a sympathy COVID. Honestly, I thank you for that. I felt sad and I did feel seen. But it is time for Jackie Snackies. I've been a snacky girl.

Snacky. I've been a snacky girl. Snacky. I've been a snacky girl. Snacky. I've been a snacky. Snacky. Snacky.

Is somebody going to eat those chips? Is somebody going to dip those dips? Is somebody going to try those candies? I got seminar. They say I'm a snack lead. Oh, I can't hear it when I'm in the studio. I know. I'm going to eat some chips.

Now we're going with an old school. We're going with an old school. We've got some Valentine Little Debbie cakes out. And now I don't know if I had ever seen and it always makes me curious. So these are my Be My Valentine strawberry cakes. Usually you see the vanilla's.

You usually see the chocolate little cakes. But I very rarely see the strawberry. So I was wondering, now this is the Valentine, like limited edition of Little Debbie's. I wanted to see how strawberry are we talking? Because sometimes I find fake strawberry can go too far too quick. Oh, I feel like it's going to be never, it's going to be barely there. Or you think it's barely there.

Yeah. Okay, let's see. Well, we are definitely going to find out. They're in a little two-back. Oh, thank God. I would, I definitely grew up. I was, I had one of these two packs in my lunch every single day or of one of these kinds of cakes. We're talking to Cosmic Brownie, a nutty buddy.

Cosmic Brownie. Oh, I was a cosmic brownie fiend, bro, especially because they were times. Sometimes I would eat like the bottom of the brownie off and just leave the frostings and then roll up the frosty. Roll up the brush. Oh, that is the most like school kid that just like lunches their only joy in life. It's in.

Oh, it's almost like food for me. I'm starting from experience. I'm not casting aspersions. I appreciate that. But really I, there's. something about a little Debbie cake that I feel like so many people, not that I usually get it for my regular life, but it is such a nostalgia. I can't believe they still make them in this day and age that I feel like kind of also, I haven't eaten one of these in a while and I am just worried,

doesn't have any flavor at all. Oh, I'm getting a massive punch of fake strawberry as soon as I'm opened up. Oh, wow. That is pungent. Oh, wow. It is massive. Can I just say the lumping, like white kind of misshapen frosting with like the pink kind of varicose squiggles on it. Looks like a scrotum. It looks like, yeah, it looks like something that was exized from a body via surgery. It looks like something that Dr. Pimple Popper removed. I'm getting like Homo vibes. I'm getting real life Homo hours.

Actually, Jake, and I will say, because someone did want us to start seeing us, if you could pose, oh yeah, that's beautiful. Give me that scrotum look. Oh, yeah, that's it. So, all right, let's get in. Let's get in and let's see. Salude. Oh, oh, no.

Oh, no. Good? No. No? Oh. I don't know what. What's wrong? Why are you making that noise?

Whatever, like, trans fats or preservatives or, like, weird shit, hydrogenated oils. Yeah. Whatever they threw in there that they no longer legally can has created, like, it is waxy. It is waxy and grainy and awlicky and chalky at the same time. Wait, wait, wait, are you saying

do you think it tastes worse than it did when we were kids because of like, you know, I pause it. This is not the this is not the veiled nostalgia. No, this is like Michelle Obama era shit. Okay. Okay, yeah, yeah. Back when like trans fats was the big thing and like the war on margarine was going strong. Yep, I got you.

This is, yeah, no, it like, the cream has this like very like pasty kind of film over it. The icing is gritty. The throat and the throat. You don't think it's that it always was bad and now we have more sophisticated things. Well, I grew up with Drake cakes, you know, a devil dog, a ding dong, a yodal.

And I feel like that was a coffee cake. Are you kidding me? A Drake's coffee cake? They're great. Impeccable. Give me that box. I need to see these ingredients. My problem is that.

My inner Outley Brown is screaming right now. What I do love and what I still love is the cake to frow her. frosting ratio in a cake like this. I do like that the frosting is a vanilla frosting that only the cake is strawberry. And on the outside, the scrotum color is definitely more of a, of a, like a white chocolate kind of taste. So it is like a lighter chocolate on the outside. And I think to give that strawberry, that punch. But it certainly, it is as pink as you would expect it to be.

and it tastes as pink as well. But also, if you're looking for something, I don't even want to say the nostalgia of it. I would honestly go get yourself a cosmic brownie if you want some nostalgia. Because that... I think about it every time I pass these little debby's in the aisle. Or intimate.

For me, it's, yeah, either drinks or intimate. Oh, oh, and Entiments. Oh, my God. Entimins is so good. And recently, some, like, body positive food person I follow on Instagram was like, what do you think of what you see at Entiman's cake? And it was like a multiple choice poll. And the choices were like, you know, they were all like negative.

And I was like, I think only of positive things. It's good. And Entemines cake donut could like fix my depression for a year. Totally. They're so good. The many chocolate chip cookies were my downfall for most of my living life. Yes. And my dying life, I don't know what I guess that was more of devil's food.

Zero grams trans fat, by the way, in these. Why? Yeah, you're right. This is Michelle Obama's dirty work. Why? Why? But also it is kind of cute. There are Valentine's on the back that you can cut out and give to people.

The only thing these cakes are giving is diabetes. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah. You're doing you. Mike Tyson? Yeah. No, no, no. You can fix it with GLP ones from Roe.

Like my good friend, Serena Williams. And not like the uppers from Requiem for a dream. It all comes full circle. And now MJ, I think that we've got some MJ's Minut Munchies. I know I see and I wanted a snack. Down to the Vegas where I mean. I never know. I something new.

It might blow my mind. Hello, spicy. Hello, crunch. It's, M. Mimimunch. Hello, Dill. You're my wild thrill. It's Mip Munch.

Mimma, Mimmy. Mimmy. Mimmy. Minutonch, Minut Munch. Now has its own song. Okay, now, guys, I'm very excited because I have a sweet. Ooh, wait. I love fucking novel Twix Flavors.

Oh, my God. Is this the cookie dough? This is Twix cookie dough. It's the cookie dough. Bro, they are coming out with so many different candy bar cookie dough themes. Because remember, we had cookie dough Oreos on the show last week, which also, Jake, save your time. Savage time, save the calories. But the chaco chip.

Oh, the chaco chip inclusions. I forgot you listened to our episode. Chaco chip inclusions, I've been screaming about it ever since. Oh, wait, hold on, hold on. MJ. Okay, this is complicated. All right. I'm on the edge of my seat.

Yeah, talk us through this. Talk us through this. My instinct with the Twix is it ain't broke. Do not fix it. You're right. On the other hand, what I like about this, Twix cookie dough, is it has the essential elements of a twix. The chocolate tastes the same and the cookie tastes the same, which is giving twicks.

Okay. And that instead of caramel, they have this weird cookie dough. Oh, so it's an either or not an and. There's not caramel as well as cookie dough. It seems to be that cookie dough has replaced the in-the-caramel. So wait, it's dough on dough. Just cooked dough and uncooked dough. We call it cookie two ways, Jake.

Oh, it's cookie two ways. If you'll excuse me. Now, does it give, now there's no pull, there's no chew from the caramel. So how is the mouth feel in eating it? Yummy. Honestly, I mean, what else could I ask for? I need to know about the inclusions. I noticed there were some chocolate chips in the chocolate, in the cookie dough bits.

Visually. Are those discernible pieces of dark chocolate, or is it some kind of chip-like, just like, object in the mix. Okay. I think it's a prop. I think it's just a... Okay. It's like a sprinkle or something.

But yeah, I think that it's just that it's... It tastes like a Twix that's just a little off. But because Twixes are so good, Twix is my favorite candy bar. So I think that if it's anything like a Twix, it's going to be good. I don't know if I would choose this over a regular Twix. In fact, I'm sure I wouldn't. Okay. All right.

I will finish this. And that is the metric of success. Yeah. You're damn right. You are certainly right. If it's worth the calories to finish it, because they are oftentimes like, I don't think I'm going to finish this double cake of a Valentine cake.

I don't know if it's worth the calories to me. Now, Jackie, MJ, I always love being on this show. And I always appreciate getting to participate in this snack discourse. Oh my God. I feel a need to contribute. You're so sweet because you don't even need to, but it always excites. Hold on. I need to play my theme song.

Okay. You want to drink that. Makes you want to think that's. Jakey Slakey's. Oh, my God. You got a thirst, well, let me be the first to Jakey Slakey. Oh, my God. You gulp it down, you pour it out, you get out of control.

It is a liquid time for me. It's Jakey Slakey's. Yes. That was unbelievable. He did it free form. They called me the white way, Brady. Oh, my God. That was, if I, wow.

everybody that was I'm so I'm so I'm I'm I'm bold over I'm even sorry that I even was like yelling excitedly over it because I wish it was clean because I wouldn't just pull it as your oh the rhyme scheme fell apart by the end don't don't play it bad amazing what he's talking about now the last time I was here I was talking about how normal water boring coconut water eh banana water now you're talking nanner are you talking we have we have found a new era of water, a new level of water. And Jackie, dealing with norovirus, you've got to replace your electrolytes. You've got to restore your fluids. You're right. And what a better way to do that with cactus water. Oh, no.

Cali water brands organic. Oh, God, is it chunky? When you look towards Mother Nature, who's better at retaining fluids than the noble cactus? And I can't wait for that camel milk to come out next. Is that going to be after cactus, then comes camel milk? I was thinking of the next time you invite me on trying to find the weirdest milks. Yeah. But that might be pushing it too far.

No, Jackie, I'll do it. I'm pro-milk, and I need you to know that forever. Yeah, the Zabrowski's love milk. We love milk. Cali brand, Cali water, hashtag Cali cares, replenish with rare antioxidants that support skin and digestive health. I love this. Are they good electrolytes? Antioxidants?

They're hard to get. knows. Revive contains naturally occurring electrolytes and looking at the can that is six milligrams of magnesium, almost 1% of your daily needs. That's all you need, I hear. Wow. Also, 1% of your daily potassium and 1% of your daily calcium. Oh my gosh, so you only have to drink 100 of them to get it?

Yeah. This is so unexpected as a drink that you can get all the way to Googling Cactus W-A, and the suggestion is wallpaper. They don't. They don't. Don't want it to be water. No. Nobody wants it to be water. Connect with plant-based hydration from Mother Nature.

This is wild prickly prayer. Wow. Cactus water from Cali water. Now I'm going to throw this out there. I feel like living in SoCal, you see cactus water, it seems like when you go to these stupid, bogey cocktail places, what do they use it in cocktails and such. Not a gavetre, like straight up cactus. I've seen, or at least like, you know, it's like, the juice of a cocktail.

You know, however they're going to say it in like a fancy way. but it is, you know, it's pinker that I expected. I'm sorry, it's more salmon colored than I expected. I'll bet it's good. I'm going to go out on a limb. I know I was just making fun of it and saying nobody wants it, but I actually think that it's going to be good. I think it's going to be much better than the banana water.

Well, let's get into this. Oh, the tagline, why coconut when you can cactus? Drinkcalliwater.com. Damn, they are really down with big coconut, eh? Really attacking the coconut industry. Barely anything. Yeah. It's like coconut water.

Yeah, it's like coconut water. It's just like coconut water. It's just kind of mildly sweet water. I think it's like coconut water, but maybe even more difficult to get so that they're able to charge it even more for it. I think they're like, hey, it's kind of ascus, yay. I mean, you know, if you're dying in the desert, it works. So watch it put some prickly pear in it and put it in a can. And that's what they're doing.

It is, I would throw it out there. I'm surprised you can even taste it after those little Debbie cakes, quite on. I think it's honestly because of the norovirus because my biggest, honestly, until last night, I hadn't put anything solid into my body in like four days. Jackie cells are just like, yeah, I think I'm just like, you, I'm just soaking it all up. And it is, I would never ever, it's because it's not carbonated, like it's in a can. You know what it is? It's in a can.

And there's something that I understand that there are many can brands that. sell, they know it's better than plastic models. I think, I don't know, I can't even say it. I don't know. But I do know, I think I hate anything still if it's in a can. If it comes out of a can, I need it. And like this coming out of a can and it's just the still flat, nothing water, it aggravates me. I will say, you know what is a still beverage that goes hard out of the can?

V8. Yes. Or the Bloody Mary mix on an airplane. Only on an airplane. Only on an airplane. Well, I hear that is something. There's something about like the, something about tomato juice.

Salt. It's because when you're flying, you're stressed out and you need more salt. Any more salt. I hear that it's good for you, but I'm not a tomato juice fan. What I love about this is that the label is like antioxidants, electrolytes, hydration,

and what they are, but like looking at the label, it's like technically there is an electrolyte, not enough to do anything. No, no, it's not going to do anything for you. There's not enough. antioxidants to do anything. It's 4% cactus juice. But it's more than if you weren't

drinking anything? The idea that doctor, I don't understand, I've been drinking cactus juice. That doesn't mean anything. No, no, no, no. Again, unless you are out in the desert, like, dying from, it's like you need that hydration, you find a cactus and like that is what's keeping you alive. We understand, you know, that's, well, then, you made your bed. You found yourself out there in that desert, fucking get used to it. Yeah, I'm going to say save your phone battery.

Stop listening to page seven. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Make a call for help. Yeah. Well, once again, I am sorry. I have failed to find the next generation of water. What if it, what if next time it is? Regular water has been sitting on its ass for a fucking millennia.

You're right. We need something to shake it up. We need something to fucking show the new generation that. Milk, that camel. Milk, that camel. I want you to milk. it's humps and just put a little, just a little hole on top and I want to score it out the top of it. Like it's a little camel geyser.

That's not, that's what I need. They don't store the water in the home. Is that where the humps? I thought that's why it was one hump or two. And then if it's two humps, that means it's got a lot of milk in there. Technically, it's adipose tissue, which you can help with it. It's complicated. Milk it.

And I can't wait to spend $19 for it in Whole Foods. Thank you so much, Jake, for being here, not only. for being here, but also, wow, can we just give another round of applause with your eyes, eyes applause, eyes applause, eyes applause. For Jake, that intro to Jakey Slikes was

unparalleled and I am going to be thinking about it for a long time and I just, I thank you for it. Finally, someone appreciates my weird compulsion to sing song parodies out of nowhere. Yes. I can't wait to tell Marie. Yes, it is us. Because she's on the

verge of leaving me. No worry. And if you listen to LPN Romanticy Deep Dives, you know that's the main schick of mine. So don't worry, Jake, you find yourself in a likened home. But thank you so much, Jake, for hanging out with us today. This was absolutely a treat. I think that we're all, yeah, we're all done with our snackies. We've done all of our segments.

We are wrapping it up here. And Jake, where can we find you? I just want to say, MJ, Jackie, I had a fantastic time as always. And I can't wait to record this podcast with you. we kind of just loosened up a little. Yes. And Adam, you ready? We're sorry.

We haven't been recording. You can find me on Instagram and Blue Sky at Best Jake Young and as well as Twitch. dot TV slash puppet Jared. That's the name of my little V-tuber avatar, my flagship stream, is the cartoon dumpster, a comedic deep dive into the most heinously bizarre cartoons of the 80s, 90s, and 2000s. Thursdays 7 p.m. Eastern. If you can put up with the sound of my voice on this podcast, you will love. putting up with it live on Twitter.

It's a blast. It's an absolute blast. I love it every time I'm able to come hang out and definitely check it out. And of course, cannot be, cannot miss Nerd of Mouth LPN's flagship nerd-based podcast with Mike Lawrence and Holden McNeely, who I believe you've met before. Yep. And we cover all sorts of crazy topics. We've done one on fantasy football. We've done one just about Spider-Man's marriage.

It's a great time. I'm currently doing research for our anime subs versus dubs debate. So I'm very, I'm deep in the weeds. Oh, and that's so much fun. And thank you so much, Jake, for coming and hanging out with us. My name is Jackie Zabrowski. You can follow me on Instagram at Jack That Worm. If you want to send in your own Snackies, you are more than welcome to, especially, you know,

if you have one that you want to like specifically save for a specific person. You're welcome to do that too. Send it in to Jackie Snackies at 480. for Laurel Canyon Boulevard number 378 Valley Village, California 916-07. But also, I believe, during this week on

our feed of page 7, we're going to be dropping this current week's episode of Who's the Bitch? Because we want more people to be checking out who's the bitch, and I feel like there'll be a lot of people. So stay tuned. We're going to be having Who's the Bitch.

Also, just dropping an app on here for you to check it out in case you haven't jumped over there to check out me and Kara Clank's new show. I guess now it's been over a year, but we do have our bitch-a-thon. We're having a Valentine bitch-a-thon February 12th next Thursday, February 12th, from 4 to 7 p.m. Pacific Standard Time, 7 to 10 p.m. Eastern Standard Time. Come join us live, live, live, YouTube.com slash at Who's the Bee? And you can talk to us live about your love problems, or maybe it's not love problems.

Maybe it's other things we want to hear from you. But also, I mean, you know, while we're here, LBN Romanticy Deep Dives, don't forget to check that out. Me and Natalie Jean are just finishing up. Crescent City Book 2. We're going to be ripping into Book 3 soon, but also we have our live show. Over at the Ripped Bodice, February 25th, Monsters Against Ice. 100% of the will be donated to Churla,

and we are doing a whole show that is going to be fully against ICE. and fully pro-monster-fucking. So there are very, very limited tickets. So go check that out. You can check out and get tickets over on my Instagram at Jack That Worm or you can get it at. You can find the information over at Last Pod Network. MJ.

Thank you to our patrons. Patreon.com slash page seven podcast there. You can do Jackie's book club. You can do our new Real Housewives. Talk back. We are having so much fun. Desperate Housewives, but also Real Housewives.

Sorry, sorry. Desperate lives, as my Czech host mother called them. Desmond wives. The wives are desperate and we are enjoying it so much. And of course, there's our Buffy Watchalong. You can email us, page 7 podcast.com. Thank you to everybody who emails us, especially everybody who emailed about red hot ripples. And oh my God, red hot ripples rise up. And if you want to send us more red hot ripples, please, please do. Talk about finishing a bag, man. Those chips are good. But we love you guys. We love hearing from you. We appreciate you. And Jake, we love you more. Thank you so much. Come back soon.

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