Page 7 - Public Show and Tell w/ Seena Ghaznavi

Episode Date: September 18, 2025

This week Jackie and MJ greet guest Seena Ghaznavi with the well aged Johnny Burnett classic "You're Sixteen", Jackie spills her and Kara's plans to get tickets for Meredith Marks' tour as she embarks on being a DDDDDDDJJJJJJJ, but she better not be one of them fake DJs. Seena delves right into some deeply hidden trauma with a band teacher being DEEPLY inappropriate, Jackie reveals Seenas wife is in her choir and in more Choir Talk, Jackie revz up for their upcoming PERFORMANCE! Justin Trudeau and Katy Perry are continuing to not date as she has the worst year anyone has ever had, Orlando Bloom said at least he got his daughter in a vvv sad interview recently for a movie that apparently did very well even if no one remembers it coming out, and in creepy news Jeremy Renner now makes people sign NDAs before even getting on a flight in.  The new Glen Powell movie being described as the Mrs. Doubtfire of football and RAGE!! Arizona Iced Tea debuts a new flavor, Nostalgic Chocolate Egg Cream Soda. for 9/11. Robert Redford died and everyone's bein' mean 'cause he looked old. It's time to talk about why they keep hiring Hollywood Hawties to play serial killers, as they have Charlie Hunnam (a man WITHOUT a goopy weepy eye) playing Ed Gein?! We also got a LIST of Shocking Celebrity Secrets I Kind of Can't Believe They Revealed to The World! Then, it's onto the Blindzz, and joyous Jackie's Snackies from 1:13:08.817 (with an MJ's Minute Munchies at 1:20:22.223) til 1:24:59.000, and even more on this week's episode!Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Whether you're pumped for pumpkin spice or hyped for Halloween, one thing's for sure. The autumnal bitch quinox is upon us. I'm Kara Klank. And I'm Jackie Zabrowski. And we're the hosts of Who's the Bitch, right here on The Last Podcast Network. You bring us your story and we'll tell you who the bitch is. And we're celebrating the harvest with a whole new crop of bituations at the Fall Bichathon 2025. On Thursday, September 25th, we're taking your calls live.

It's all going down on our YouTube channel. YouTube.com slash at Who's the B. Subscribe now for updates. We'll be live from 4 p.m. to 7 p.m. Pacific time, 7 to 10 p.m. for you East Coasters. Tune in, call in, mix it up in the chat, and kick off spooky season with us at the fall bitchathon 2025. See you, bitches there. We were on, Sina. I wanted to sing a song that made me think of you, but this doesn't make

me think of you at all. It's just been stuck in my head, and if I don't sing it and remind everyone of its existence, I feel like I might actually. And that is, ooh, you come on like a dream, peaches and cream, lips like strawberry wine, you're 16, you're beautiful, and you're mine. You're all ribbons and curls. Ooh, what a girl. Eyes that twinkle and shine. You're 16. You're beautiful and you're mine.

And I'm also 16. But maybe I'm 16 as well Also, but you know He does go on to say You're my baby, you're my pet You know, I think it's Maybe they're both 16

But it was written in the 1950s I've just turned 16 Today is my birthday And you're 16 as well We have a same age relationship Consenting minors This sounds like just an uncle Talking about his niece

Sometimes you've got to share Your love in different ways And it's through the beauty of music, welcome Sina to age seven. It is apropos of nothing. I just had it stuck in my head and I just keep singing,

You're 16, you're beautiful, and you're mine. Johnny Burnett. Oh, that's a pet. Yeah, oh, yeah. He's coming out. He's heard from him again. Johnny Burnett. Yeah, maybe.

That's a name on a sex offender registry if I've ever heard. It is interesting because it says, search for next, which I forget that this song exists by the crystals called He Hit Me and in parentheses it says it felt like a kiss.

So you know, it's music. Music used to be different. You know, it was a different time. I mean, the Beatles, the Beatles, she was just 17 if you know what I mean. Oh, and I knew what they mean. Yeah. Creepy.

I think they mean that they're creepy. Cedar, host of the foreign report that drops every Friday right here on that last podcast network, but don't worry everyone. I know that you are... Who is not 16. Who is not 16.

He is very much of age and consenting to be here on this show, I think. Do we have your consent? Oh, yeah. Okay, we've got his consent. Do me dirty. Yeah. Oh, yeah. All right, yeah.

All right, yeah, you're 42. You're all beautiful and you're not. I'm sorry, you're not 42. Yeah, you're 41. You're 41. I'll change the song for you. Honestly, the rest of it does really go with you. I mean, your eyes do sparkle and shine.

Oh. I do think about peaches. and cream when I think of you. I don't think I've ever even had peaches and cream. Really? Sounds gross. What kind of cream? Heavy cream?

Like, no, whip cream. I don't think I've ever done that. Whoa. Y'all need some kind of parfait in your lives. I've done a parfay. I've done like the yogurt with peaches. Does that count? Yeah, I mean, sometimes you want to get it heavier.

Put some cream on it. Yeah, I guess if you want a yogurt, what are you trying to live healthy? I'd say put some cream on it, baby. What's my microbiome? like this week. A little bit more cream. A little bit more, baby. But, you know, I'm so glad that you're here this week because there's so much going on

in this world that we are not going to discuss here on this show. But if you do want to discuss it, you can go listen to the foreign report. Yeah, exactly. We did lay out some ground rule. I was like, we're not talking about X, Y, and Z. We're not getting into any of it. We are here. We're just having a jump and a jive.

Oh, I think this is not. necessary. Yes. Because this is what is so great about this network. You get a little bit of everything. If you want, you know, the pop culture stuff, come on over here. Come on over here. If you want to, like, sit in the closet in the dark and listen to the worst news happening

around the world. Listen to the Forward Report, also on YouTube. I mean, we sprinkle in a lot of bad news over here as well. Taylor Frankie Paul is going to be the Bachelorette. So the good news is that the bad news is infiltrating our show as well, Cina. so no one is safe. You are not alone. Yeah. Yeah. You know, every, the pop culture horror is never ceased, although it has been, because of the events that we will not mention, be mentioning on this show, it has been a bit

of a slow news week. But that's okay. The Emmys happened. Yeah, because Meredith Marks dropped her 10 city tour because now, see, I didn't include this link because I know you couldn't possibly care less. But Meredith Marks is one of my favorite housewives on the real housewives of Salt Lake City. She is truly insane. If you were to watch, if you were to watch one. You must watch Real Housewives of Salt Lake City. We did a fraudster's episode on the Salt Lake City.

Oh, Jen Chah. Yeah, Jen Chah. We did Jen Chow. Yeah, a bit of a fraudster. Oh, yeah, yeah. Perhaps the ultimate fraudster. That was a lot of Real Housewives and Salt Lake City I had to watch for that. Oh, my God.

So, Marwick Marks is the one she kind of talks like this. She loves her bathtubs and she's always on pills. of something. Yeah. She is now becoming a DJ, and she just dropped that she's going to be in 10 cities coming up pretty soon, and Kara and I are going to buy tickets. Oh, my God.

I think I need to fly out there. She's too sleepy to be a DJ, Jackie. How is she going to do it? How is she going to be – she takes so many pills. I feel like she's going to be, like, falling asleep with, like, trying to hold the headphones on her head. Oh, she's going to play the part. This is, you know, the whole DJ scam, right? Most of the DJs are...

Whoa, tell me the deal. What's the DJ scam? So a lot of these DJs just pre-record everything, and they come into... They get the decks. They get everything. They look, they get the headphones. Yeah.

And then they hit play. And then they do the knobs. That's what I've always wanted to. I'm like, that looks cool. I could pretend to do that. They knob out hard. They knob out. And then they go...

And then like, when the beat drops, they like, hold. They got their hand in the air. And then they go, boom. But they don't do. There's nothing happening. Wait a minute. What's your evidence for this?

So there are several guys. Is this just a theory of yours? No, no. I don't think Paris Hilton does that. There's no way. I think it was Scrillix did a bunch of these. And a couple other like actual DJs have gone through. And they'll show the video of the person.

They're like, okay, that knob doesn't do that. Oh. That's not doing anything. That's not a knob. That's not a thing. That's a thing. Because I was curious. I was like, well, I think as a person who was diagnosed with ADHD this year,

Incredible. Love congratulations. Thank you. Welcome to the group. So I feel incredible. Yeah, feel great. I love complexity. Okay.

I love a challenge. And I've always thought, wow, those things look very alluring. But knowing what I know now, also I'm a father, that would be a disaster for me to try to get into. I would lose myself completely. Nothing would get done. I would be broke. There's actually a really great video. I think it came out last year that Grimes was performing a set.

And she also does a lot of DJ. or they do a lot of DJ stuff. And it kept going wrong. And they literally just kept going, ah! Like in the middle of this. And it's just like, that's not, if it's not working,

maybe you should regroup. I think that you gutturally screaming is not doing anything. Yeah, exactly. Yeah. That's one of the reasons. That's like actually one of the honest reasons that a lot of these DJs will pre-record

because they're afraid that something may go wrong. Yeah, Grimes, honestly, Grimes should have. It was Coachella. They should eject it. It was a bad set. The performance of it is so exciting, though, right? Yeah. It's so cool.

You're like choreographing this whole crowd to dance on your music that you've created with your little fingertips. Yeah. Because that's the thing, though, because the DJs, I guess my question, since you've looked further into this, are they the ones that are like making the music fusion beforehand? I love this. Yes. So yes and no. So sometimes they'll bring it.

I'm so glad that you've got a hyper focus about this. With your newfound ADHD, you went into a little focus hole. Welcome to the hyperfocus. Everything you've learned, report back. Yes, let's show and tell. It depends on what kind of DJ you are. Sometimes they bring in a musician and then they will like get their drums and then they will manipulate those drums and then they'll bring it in. Sometimes they are the musician themselves and they will do all the instrumental tracks and layer them themselves.

And then other times it's like taking samples and then remixing this. So there's so much that these folks can, these DJs can do, and it depends on who they are. Paris Hilton, I don't think she's, you know, playing an instrument. Doing any. I am looking up, I literally just Googled, Paris Hilton, does she make her DJ music? Is that how I Google this? Does she make her DJ? Does she make the sounds that come out, DJ?

I just need, I doubt that anyone here is a hold steady fan, but there is a hold study line that has always been one of my favorite lines that goes, everyone's a critic and most people are DJs. But it turns out most people aren't DJs. Most people are fake DJs. Yeah. And you could also just buy beats too. You could just buy them online, like on all these stock sites and, you know, if you want, you can manipulate them with the

knobs. You could knob those gems. I mean, I'd love to knob out. It really, do you feel the same way about looking at just like a drum set? I want a drum set so badly. I want a life where I can loudly play drums and not affect every single person in the vicinity of my life, which means I'm not going to be getting a drum set for quite some time. I need like a big soundproof box to be sent to. I played drums

in middle school. Whoa. And then I stopped because I, yeah, I got distracted. Yeah, you wanted to play something else that could also get you laid. Did you learn a different thing? The band instructor wanted me to play in the like the marching. Outside of middle school. You wanted me to play in the marching band. You know what's interesting about that, Jackie? And I'm, I'm Jay. Don't say anything bad about marching bands. Go ahead. No, but you're allowed to.

I love this territory. No. She was trying to convince me to join the marching band. Okay. This is like eighth grade. And she was like, when we go on the away games, all the boys and the girls, they get in the back of the bus. And we don't know what's going on. What?

The teacher said that. The teacher? Oh, my God. Content warning. Do you need to unpack your trauma? I just remember that right now. Oh, my God. Nice lady, though.

Wow, but that's why you didn't continue. That's inappropriate. I think, you know, not for nothing. I was in eighth grade and I was like, I'm not trying to hook up with the band jicks. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, I mean, right. It's a great thing to do if you want to make out with these,

who you know, you know who the band girls are. So take a look. And if you want to be in a van with them, you can make out with them. I don't care what she could do with a trumpet. I'm not into it. Not into it. I'm sorry. That is absolutely not something an educator should

say. I'm sorry. Wow. Hey, it was the 90s. Forget about it. And, Jay, are you learning this in grad school? Is that what you're being taught to be a counselor? Like, is that what you're told to say? That kind of, like, to encourage a child to learn something new?

It just like, you would get laid out of a baby child. How do you motivate a young pubescent child? I mean, honestly, not for nothing. This band teacher probably saw me walking in with, like, my, like, you know, like my little, like, nylon pants with, like, a puberty boner all the time. And so she probably was like, this kid's horny all the time. Yeah. I'm sure he wants to hook up with anything.

Blade his strengths. Wait, let's just go back generationally for you, not generationally. But was this before or after American Pie? Oh, pre-American Pie. Pre-American Pie? Free American Pie? 2000? That was pre-9-11.

Yeah, it was pre-9-11. Yes, that's how you know it was a different country. I think it was 2000. This is a, yeah, yeah. This is 1999, yep. Yeah, this is just before American. pie. Okay. Okay. Oh, wow. So this is, you know. She was trying to do the work that American Pie was going to do. She could have been my American Pie. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I probably was more into her than I was any of it. I bet. I bet you were. I can't believe. Oh, God. I'm being so

honest on this show immediately. What is happening? Honestly, I do. It's like, it really wasn't that long ago that we all were still being like, yeah, you know, fuck that teacher. It's like now we realize like, oh, that's all of that, you know, we should have known then. I just remember, honestly, it's the only way we had such bad sports teams in my high school. And thank God, the volleyball coach was really hot and the swim coach was really hot. And so we had a great volleyball team and we had a great swim team. And that was the only way you can get these kids to go and learn a group activity. In my hometown, it was. In my hometown, it was there was a drum and bugle core and they were known. Wait, what?

A drum and boogeal. It is like marching band on steroids. It's great. So they don't have bugles on their fingers. Yeah. Not the snack, Jackie. They're like the Marines of the band? It's not even remotely associated with the military, but it is just high.

It is like a marching band, but all year long. And they got a flag team with them. And they're great. And I will watch videos of drum and bugle core all day. But man, They know as the people who liked to fuck. Like they, because they were always on tour, you know, so you got to, I mean, they were flipping their flags. We don't know what's happening in the back of the way.

They don't know the teachers certainly aren't looking. Wow. They had a great reputation, great musicians and horny as the day is long. Yeah. Hell, yeah. I don't know that's true. That was just the rumors. I'm just saying.

I mean, I, you know about group activities and horniness, Sina, because your wife has also joined the choir. that I am a part of them. Talk about it is the horniest part of our week. I tell you, I come home I'm revved. I'm ready to just fucking slob on that knob the second I get home because, man, choir, I'm assuming this is what happens in your home as well, so you know? We have children. Oh, my gosh. She's exhausted. She goes to choir, she slops on the knob. I thought that's what Tuesdays are. You know what? I'm going to give her a note. I think this is right. Where's my Tuesday night knob slops? Just ask her that. Just out the gate. Tonight at dinner, I'm just going to slide her a note across the table very quietly.

While she's feeding the children. Yeah. The kids are screaming. Well, my kid is just like spitting out his milk for like the 20th time. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And go ahead, knob slop. Yeah. What do you think about that old knobslop?

Because, man, just getting all those just aging women in one hot room together, singing songs about friendship. It really gets you there. And you guys do like body work too, right? Well, not yet. Soon the shoulder dancing, I think, is going to be coming into play. And I am excited to start learning how he's like, how do you shoulder dance but not be too much? I don't know. I certainly don't know if I'm going to learn. I thought that's the whole point of shoulder dancing. Yeah, it is inherently too much. But also the choir, it's about sharing the love. You want to share. I know that like, rather than they don't call them solos, they do call them special moments. And you can sign up for a special moment. And it doesn't matter if you're,

good or not, if you want a special moment, you get a special moment. And you think not all of us are going to be trying to get a fucking special moment. I tell you what, for that 5 p.m. performance on a Saturday. We are going to knock their socks off. Wow. This is the, you're going to have a performance. Because I remember last season, there was no performance. It was no performance.

And this is the thing. I was talking to Jake Young, who now has moved here, you know, co-host of nerd of mouth over there with Holden, Mike Lawrence. he just moved here with his partner and his partner Marie has like is a trained operatic singer and she had at first asked about the choir and I was too ashamed I was like girl I don't know if this is your kind of choir you're gonna need a better choir

yeah I think that this is the kind of choir like if you like to sing and you have a mouth you can be in this choir you know she gets a special moment and then all the other women just walk away crying Yeah. No, I don't want this. What the hell? But I just, I didn't know if your life had been, you know,

peppered up in any kind of way knowing that your wife has joined a choir. She definitely is happy about it. And I happily take care of the kids when she goes to choir. Like, I'm very pro choir. Pro choir. Pro choir. This is, I like it because a lot of the partners are pro choir because it's something that we're not monetizing.

It's something that we go out and we do for ourselves. Yeah. It's something where we see our friends at. And I'm just saying, I'm bringing up choir just to remind everybody, try to get you something in your life that you go to, that you do just for you, that you don't do for fucking anybody else. And maybe it's like, I can't handle a choir where my mom is like, they don't test you? Because my mom was in like competitive barbershop quartet. And I was like, no, we don't get tested. I was like, no, mom, we're singing with our hearts.

This is, this is not, this is happy times. Barbershop quartet. Jackie, you still haven't seen the music man. Oh, really? Barbershop quartet plays a central role. Oh, really? And the music man. And MJ and Jeff both share the music man as one of their favorite movies.

Oh, yeah. I've seen, yeah. And I've never seen it. So I've got to get into it. It's very good. And it's Barbershop. I'm constantly quoting the music band. And I don't even know.

It's a lonely. It's a lonely life for you. And I don't even know. It's got to change. I don't quote it here because I know no one will understand me. I quote it to my husband who also doesn't understand me. Oh, God. He signs up for that.

Yeah. Yeah, yeah. I mean, yeah, he signed up for that with the ring, okay? That's what you get. But you know who doesn't, you know who also doesn't understand each other? Katie Perry and Justin Trudeau. We got to keep it political because he was here, Justin Trudeau, and Katie Perry's little fling appears to be over.

I used this as an example of how much they're not doing anything right now in the world of celebrity gossip because this non-article was like, hey guys, hey guys, remember a while ago when we were like, are Justin Trudeau and fucking other bitch, are they dating? And it went nowhere because they're not. And it's not, it is not a thing. And so this headline was like, do you remember that thing for a little while ago? Guess what?

It's not happening. It's like, yeah, we know. Yeah. Who cares? They didn't date. They continued to not date. And Orlando Bloom continues to be quite happy. It seems that he's not in a relationship with him very much.

How do you feel seen about this? So first, when I read this, I said, how long have ago was Russell Brand. That was a decade? Oh, dude. See that. That was a long. 2014, I think.

And I was like, have I, what have I been doing with myself? I don't remember. Wow. Wow. I thought Russell Brand was like three, five years ago. A decade? It's a pandemic, man. Woo.

I was, we were just talking about Pam Anderson's book. And I was like, I think she wrote it like not that long ago. And it was like, it was like, that was seven years ago. That, I thought that was like, I thought, that was like, I thought. that was one or two years ago. And I think something tells me that the pandemic fucked us up. Yeah, I think so. Guys.

The other thing that I think is crazy about this is Trudeau's response. Yeah. Where he was surprised at the attention that he was getting by dating Katie Perry and everything that happened with that. If that's not the most Canadian response to something I've ever seen. Oh, me. Oh, I'm the prime minister and I'm dating an international pop star. Me?

Who is also like this year I will say I think she's having the worst year of her life I mean I don't know I can't speak for the Russell Brand year so I don't know But Gady Berry is not having a great one this year Was this the I year? Was this the I year? This is the year that she

So she went to space with Bezos And everybody ripped her the fuck apart for that She dropped It's a Woman's World Which is one of the worst singles And I and like It's up there with like a Jojo Siwa because this whole song is, It's a woman's world, and you're lucky to be the thing in it.

It's worse because we know that Katie Perry has the potential to make mildly good music. Like, I have enjoyed a number of Katie Perry songs in my life. And women's world, which she dropped in a post-row world, is just, it's baffling. And it's so baffling. Is this a take on James Brown's? It's a man's world? Oh, God, I wish. No?

Is she good intent? I don't think it's in dialogue with James Brown. you imagine? I thought she was going to do it. I think it's in dialogue with no one. She's standing on her own, just saying, it's a woman's world, and we're lucky to be living in it. Classically, over intellectualizing something that didn't need to be.

She had a tour that was very, it went so poorly. And people, because it was the opposite of last summer where everyone was like, oh my God, Taylor worked so hard. Oh my God. Where TikTok was just like, look at how hard she works. Look at all these hours every night. Look at all the work that goes into it. And the opposite.

was said about the, her entire Katie Perry's tour was just like, the choreo was real weird. A lot of her choices were just, it looked like she just was not prepared. None of it, like, there were almost no tickets were sold. But you think that's sad. Wait till you hear Orlando Bloom's quote about the end of this marriage. He said he's so grateful. We have the most beautiful daughter. You know when you leave everything on the field like I did in this movie, I feel grateful

for all of it. I don't know what movie he's talking about and I don't care. Also sad. Very sad. Like, I just feel like, I mean, of course, it's totally, I think, normal and fine to have a marriage end and be like, I'm glad I have my kid, but I'm not happy about anything else. But I just feel like if you have to have a quote where you're like, it was fine, I left it all on the field and I'm glad it's over. You know, that is a rough, that is a rough one. That says to me that he did everything he possibly could and still it wasn't enough for her.

Which was the main thing was that he was trying to convince her not to go to space because he was like Jeff Bezos. This is really stupid. And everyone's going to hate this. She went up to space because they went up and they came right back down and she looked into the camera. She didn't look out at space. She looked in the camera the entire time and was singing at the camera because she thought that this was all going to be to sell her album that flopped. So every choice she made, it was just one bad choice. And also the album was made with Scooter Braun, I think.

So it's like, I think she's also, I just want everyone to know. But also I just want everyone to know the movie that Orlando Bloom left it all on the table for. Is it called? I'm trying to find it's not even in his own. Deep cover. And this is the pitch of it.

The lives of an improv comedy teacher and her two students take a complete turn when they're tasked with penetrating London's criminal underworld by posing as felons. No. He left it all on the table, everybody. Thank God he left it all. He left it all on the table, everybody. Bryce Dallas Howard as Kat, an improv comedy teacher beginning to question if she's missed her shot at success.

Yes. Haven't we suffered enough? Yes, he left it all on the table for this. Not only that, guys, this movie came out in May. So it's all out. Wait, ready, out. Rotten tomatoes, 90%. 90%.

No, that can't be. What is that? This is crazy. 78%? People love this movie. Did he leave it all on the table? What are you fucking talking about? No, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, no, no, no. Listen, I love Bryce Dallas Howard. There's my 61 reviews, 90%? Still, 90%, Jackie, is insane.

What are you talking about? This is such a great movie. I've watched it more than 10 times. It's more funny and funny. Great casting, writing, a production. What are you talking about? I feel it. talking about. I'm not living in reality. Wow. We have been, we do celebrity gossip every week. I have not. I've never heard of this.

But still, I watch a lot of British comedy. How am I not, I'm not heard a second of this? You had a poster of Orlando Bloom in your home for years. I sucked through his mouth on a cardboard cut out of him. And I didn't know that this movie exists. Also, why is he doing an interview this week saying, you know, my movie deep cover that I left it all out of the field for that came out in May. I'm assuming it's that because there's no other movie that came out that's coming out this year that I can see.

That's what I was trying. I was looking for news headlines about Orlando Bloom and they're all just about him doing this sad interview saying he's happy that he got a daughter out of it. Go back to Elizabeth Town. And I love Legales. Also, you got one. It's not that hard. And you're rich. Yeah, you're right.

I don't want to be. I don't know it's very difficult for people when you have a kid. I mean, he had Legolas and he had Pirates of the Caribbean. He motherfucker's doing fine. Like, he doesn't need to be doing nothing. That's, I mean, that's licensing till the end of time here. Oh, yeah, he's getting, he's put on some pounds. He's doing, he's living his best life.

He can do whatever the hell he wants. And he's doing an action comedy that got a 90, a fresh. I guess we have to see this. Okay, wait, though, wait. So, all right, I'm looking at an article from cinemabland.com, and I can't speak to the fact checkers over there. But I did see a number of blind items this week about Jessica. And in this article, it says Bloom has been linked. We always forget about.

Every time there's like a, I forget about Jessica Alba. I forget that she exists. I forget. Like, I know that she's a very successful businesswoman with the honest brand or whatever the hell it is. Like, I know that she's very successful. They're good diapers. I couldn't possibly remember her existence if I tried.

Okay. All right. Are they dating? Okay. I, no. I'm trying to do some detective work on the fly here. So here's what this says, Bloom has been linked to the likes of Sydney, Sweeney and Jessica Alba, those star hasn't confirmed or denied if he's in a new

relationship as of this writing. We already know Cindy Sweeney's in a relationship with Scooter Braun, who, as we just discussed, did produce Katie Perry's single. So that's weird. But then this blind, this can't possibly be related. This blind is about Jeremy Renner. And it says the almost died actor, Jeremy Renner, is now having his fly-in sign NDAs before he will even fly them in. He's tired of all the leaks. His latest one look just like the actress he keeps shooting his shot at, but a much younger version of her. And the answer to that is Jessica Alba. So are you telling me Jessica Alba is sleeping with Jeremy Renner and Orlando Blue both?

Wow. Or a lookalike of Jessica Alba. Sleeping with Jeremy Renner. Wow. I don't know if Jessica Alba would. Do you think she's going after him? Also, signing the NDA before you get on the flight is wild. I kind of, you know, I think I just start a life where I start handing out NDAs anytime I meet a person maybe to start

acting like it? Is that how you build your career to an extent of like it? Just start acting like it. Fake it until you make it, right? Just start handing out those NDAs. You know what? I'm going to email an NDA to everyone that's listening to this podcast. Good. Good. Yeah, I think that's a really good idea. Yeah, that's a great idea. Please never bring it up. I, this also was news from today. And MJ piqued my interest because Robert Redford passed today. Rip? What? Yeah, Robert Redford passed this morning. Oh, I love Robert. I love Robert. Love Robert Redford. But M. They were saying that they were seeing, like, headlines talking about how ugly Robert Redford is. And I was like, Robert River, canonically one of the hottest people.

Don't give you wrong. Famously hot. If you don't like a boring-looking white man, I understand. If that's not your bag, I get that. No, everyone on Twitter was saying he's an uggo. I think it's because he got real weird-looking in old age. He's old. He was old.

Like 90? He's, yeah, he was 89. 89. I mean, what are we doing here? Yeah, of course he doesn't look as good. He didn't get like the weird laser face treatment or anything like that. No, he just got old. Yeah.

I guess people were making fun of him for being old. Because, yeah, I mean, he is specifically the go-to example of a hot man from the past. He is just, you know, I will, I'm going to throw it out there. I've never really looked too far into Robert Redford. I don't know, God Gashians. Like Robert Redford Badman. I don't know. I've never looked into it.

I don't know a single thing about him. Was he on the island? I don't think so. I don't think he was on the island. But here's the thing. Over at page 7, Sina, we learn, we learn all the time that every time we say someone's like, you know what, we like them. We always find out something.

We always find out. I just wish that Google would get hip to me searching Robert Regurgations, but they never do. And I always want to say, no, what's the word? Fuck, I forget every time. Oh, look at all these mean allegations searches about it. Not allegations. What do you say? What's bad man?

Like, predator? How do you look up if someone's a bad man? What's that word? Is he just right? Sexual assault? I guess, but I feel like I want to know bigger than that. Why are you trying to use a metaphor? Because I, you know, I feel like, beyond that.

Like, it's like, also it's like, does he just, like, maybe he doesn't sexually assault? Maybe he just drugs him for fun. You know, like, I don't know. The search of suggestions for Robert Redford are sad. Robert Redford's sexuality. Robert Redford, bad skin. Robert Redford, bad guy. Robert Redford, bad plastic surgery?

This is terrible. What did Robert Redford do to you guys? Everyone watched sneakers tonight. I'm going to watch sneakers today. Whoa, okay. Love that movie. Just even this one headline, Robert Redford on the hashtag Me Too movement, I immediately got scared, but it says, as women, and his quote is step forward with their stories,

he said, the role now for men is to listen. And, you know, at least, like, that's what he's coming out in his 80s saying shit like that. That's kind of good, right? Yeah, Robert Redford. The women he assaulted are all dead. I don't know. and we'll never be heard from. You heard it here first, everybody.

No, I'm just terrified. I'm terrified to love. I'm terrified of opening up my heart ever. And I mean, I learn that more and more. The more I get entrenched into the world of Real Housewives. And it is always good to remember to never trust, including anyone

you know in your friend's circle. And that's also what I want to teach. I'm looking at you, Sina. I can't trust you. I never know when you might throw a prosthetic leg at me. I don't know what you're planning on doing. Yeah. I don't know. I don't know what goes down there on, I don't look at you below your nose. That's good. Yeah. I don't, I only see the top of nose and up. Absolutely. And I think that's how all co-workers should look at each other. Especially here at last podcast now. Yeah, I'm just looking at, I'm looking at those

beautiful green eyes. Green eyes. Wow. They are beautiful just like Pam Anderson's. Although Pam Anderson does say her eyes change depending on her mood. Do you feel that way about your green eyes? Sometimes when I wear green, my green eyes become a little bit more green. Wow. I always was so, I wanted that so badly because Henry also has eyes that kind of change colors. Depending, I don't think it is a mood ring of eyeball, but I think that it is more of like what you're wearing and the, you know, the, like the light in the room. But man, I always want it.

I was like, I just got these stupid brown eyes. and they're yucky and nobody cares, although I did love the song, Brown-Eyed Girl. Okay. Confessions. How many other confessions? We all, all three of us got really upset, right, before we started recording,

because there is a story about a new Glenn Powell movie that has being described as the Mrs. Doubtfire of football. Yeah. And I think all three of us, we're all little sensitive right now. We're all a little scared. Filled with rage. About what's happening in the world.

and all of us saw Miss Downfire football, Glenn Powell, and I think we all had a little mini panic attack. Yeah, is he doing a trans football movie? I was like, am I about to watch a movie about trans panic in sports? Please know. And you know what? It's, thank God it's not that. It's a movie about Glenn Powell pretending to be young.

That's not what Mrs. Doubtfire is about. BuzzFeed. He threatens to be young so that he can go get a football job and I just, why are you calling this the Mrs. Doubtfire of football when it is nothing to do? It's like because he puts on a wig? There's surely

a movie we can think of where someone pretends to be young that is not Mrs. Doubtfire because it's not about him pretending to be young. I was like in this day and age you cannot put out, and mind you, I've recently rewatch Mrs. Doubtfire and I think it's fine. I don't think it needs to be canceled. I don't think it's, I think that it's about

drag. It's totally fine. But I don't think that you can invoke Miss Downfire in a movie about sports in a time that there is so much constant trans panic about sports. And then then had to be about Glenn Powell pretending to be young. And also, he looks really stupid with his wig. And I- He looks so annoying. I know that we can't lump in. I call him Shark Face. I know we can't lump in Shark Face with fucking Sidney-Sweeney. And I know that that was all just a PR thing last year because they had a really shitty rom-com that came. I shouldn't say really shitty. I didn't even watch it. They had a rom-com that came out. And there was like a big PR thing about the two of

of them together. And so it now inherently, because I dislike Sidney-Sweeney, I now inherently dislike Glenn Powell for no reason. And I just need to confess that. You called him Sharkface? Yeah, he's got a bit of a shark face. Look at this face. He does have a shark face. Why? Doesn't he a shark face? Wow. Always moving. You're not the only one who has this association of him with Sidney because of that movie. So the headline of this BuzzFeed thing is Glenn Powell's new series is Mrs. Doubtfire but for football. And I'm seated. Why? Is that the The headline. I don't even understand.

The first comment is, are you stay seated? He's a friend to the Nazi. Are you? What? Day seated. Stay seated. That's the only comment. Are you?

Stay seated. He's a friend to the Nazi. Stay seated is so funny. He already looks young. Like if this was a movie in the 1980s, they would have picked an 80-year-old to play some. Rodney Dangerfield would be going out. Like, why is it a Rodney Dangerfield doing this? Bobby De Niro to play this part.

Yes, exactly. Bobby De Niro just played two Bobby De Niro's in a horrible movie. Why can't we have Bobby coming in here? By the way, that movie's on a flight. It's on every airplane. And I refuse to watch it. And there's, because that is the only time you would ever watch a movie. I feel exactly the same way.

I was just on a flight yesterday. Which movie? Double Robert De Niro. Double Bobby. I don't know what it's called. Double Bobby. Adam, do you know what's called? Alto Knights

Alto Knights. Yeah, I did Did you see it? Adam? No, did you? Didn't watch it. Adam hasn't watched it. And Adam says everything.

Guys, if Adam hasn't seen it, it's not, doesn't, it shouldn't even exist. No, it shouldn't. The cover really is just two Bobby's. Two bobbys. He's like, oh, you're like sinners, right? You're probably like this movie. I imagine is what they were thinking, you know?

Two bobbies. Two, bobbies. You've watched the trailer, and I've watched the trailer on every one of the flights that it's on, still thinking of like, oh, maybe? And then I'm like, absolutely. Absolutely not. I can't do it. And it's just like, it's just the same with the Irishman. I know that everybody did like the Irishman.

Henry's like, you should see the Irishman. I could, I was like, I can't see fake young face slapped onto. Like, I was like, I can't handle old body young face where they're trying to like beat a guy up. And it's obviously a man in his 80s trying to, but he's like, but I'm young. I'm a young tough where nothing about your anything else is given young, Bobby. But, you know, that's just my problem with the Irishman. Did you watch the Irishman? I did.

I watched it in like four sittings. Yeah. You have to because it's a thousand years long. Stretch out. Far, far too long. And I guess it's been far too long since Arizona iced tea debuted a new flavor. And I'm so glad that. Arizona iced tea, which I love Arizona ice tea. I'm a bit of a snack fluencer here. You all know,

we all love that everybody knows that the Arizona iced tea company, you know, it says 99 cents on the can. They try to keep it to that even though there's no way that they do, and now they do charge way more than that. But Arizona beverages debuts a nostalgic chocolate egg cream soda in honor of a fallen 9-11 firefighter. Yeah. It's a 9-11 Arizona. It's a 9-11 memorials. soda 24 years after 9-11. 20 a good, good round number. Why? They got to save the good memorial for next year.

Is this a lead-up to what kind of egg cream we're going to get next year for 9-11? I don't want egg cream, but it's a better flavor. It is a canned egg cream for 9-11. And I'm not here to always, you know, rip apart a big company for their mistakes. But I just find this fascinating. It's the 9-11 of flavors. It certainly is. I'm not even being extremist here.

I feel like that is a very moderate take. It is just, I am, I have a lot, you know, I am a person that was, you know, I know a lot of us were affected by 9-11. It is not something I usually make, like, crazy jokes about. But the fact that they think, 9-11, fallen soldier, chocolate egg cream. You know what we need chocolate egg cream. They should have then, you know, Sina could speak to this as a person who was Iranian and alive after 9-11, but then they could have like the Patriot Act soda come out next year too, you know?

Is that what we need? Commemorate all the repression that happened in the wake of 9-11 as well. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I guess I just like... Next year will be a Iraqi bloodflict. Oh, no. Oh, see again, yeah, they're ramping up to this one-y-fant anniversary. So I guess thank you.

Arizona, if we're not just coming out the gate with it, you know, next year on the 25th. You can't debut something like that on the 25th. This collaboration is our way of showing gratitude and support for the families of our heroes. And that's just a big old can of Arizona. Arizona chocolate egg cream. This flavor went through meeting. Oh, so many. Approval.

So many. So many. After approval. Yep. A portion of the sales is going to a charity. A portion. Well, they're not going to get much. I mean, and I'm not saying, I love an.

I don't know if I've ever desired an egg cream out of a can. Yeah, before. It's inherently not a canned product. It has to kind of be made fresh. That's kind of the whole thing. Yeah. I thought that was the thing. The word egg.

Right. Shouldn't be canned. Yeah. Yeah. This is America. We don't do things like that well. Right. Unless we're pickling them, I guess.

Sure. Then I guess, sure. Yeah. Slap them in a can. I don't really have much else to say about this. I just needed, I saw the head. And if people didn't know that this existed, I didn't know what I was going to do.

Oh, no comments. I was hoping there was some comments. Not a comment. No, oh, no, no comments. That's almost worse. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It is technically worse when it's just dying in obscurity. Yeah, it is certainly that, Sina.

But, you know, I think it's really goes to show just like what's going. I feel like we just keep seeing things being like, oh, that's what's happening. Oh, that's our reality. Okay. Okay. Yeah, all right. We're going to be fine. Lace stage capitalism is very weird.

Yeah, it really is. And especially watching more and more hot guys getting cast to play serial killers. Yeah. Now, Charlie Hunnam, Jacks from Sons of Anarchy, so fucking hot. Yeah. We'll be playing Ed Gein. Wait a minute. In the Ed Gein store.

And I was with Henry when he saw it. And he's just like, I'm, why? Why do they cast such hot people to play serial killers? I understand it sells movies. We know this. But like Sackafron just it's like we were, we've been watching this over and we're, Ed Gein is an ugly man. Yeah.

They didn't even ugly up, hunt him at all. It's just him. Why are we sexualizing it in that way of like, do we have to do that? Well, I'll tell you where it comes from. It comes from the late. Because we're doing that. Because I want to slurp on them? No, because we've been doing that with women in movies for ages.

Oh. Women, whenever there's like a gritty female character, you see like some very pristine. Charlie's their own. Yeah, some pristine characters, some pristine actress. She killed it, man. But I think Charlize is a little bit different, frankly, because she actually, at front of that monster movie, she like went forward. And the trauma in her life that she has undergone to, I do feel that is separate.

But I feel like there's a, I've seen a lot of movies. movies from like, this character's definitely like a gritty, hard-nosed female character. And they picked like a very beautiful model. Yeah. And I know that's not, that's our fault as an audience. Yes. And the male gaze being the gays that things are made for, right? Yes.

But you're saying that because that has become the norm now, we also want our serial killers to be beautiful. Y'all got a gaze? I do have a gays, but I'm not usually going to. I don't know if this is the female gays. If that's not the female gays, I don't know what. I don't think female gays is interested in looking at Ed Gien. I think it's still the male gays.

I think the idea of like a hot, sexy serial giller, I still think that's male gays. I think that, yeah. Sure. I'm sure there's plenty of male gays. I feel like, yeah. I'm not, I don't know. I'm not saying that females don't like to learn about serial killers. Of course, we know they do.

We've met many of them. But, like, I... And also, we know a lot of people send love letters to serial killers. Sure. You're aware of the fact that a lot of people are attracted. There are, you know, a lot of people that have a lot that they need to go work on, that, you know, go after relationships with people like in Ed Gein.

It's just weird to watch Jacks play him. I think Jacks is the definition of the female gays. I mean, for show. I mean, like, I watched Sons of Anarchy for a while. Yeah. You know? The mind hunter, I keep thinking of the mind hunters version of Ed Gein. Yes.

Which was so not hot. That guy's so good. He felt such a good job. Yes. Exactly. It's just, you know, it's just another one. Ed Kemper. Yeah, no.

There was an Ed Kemper. That's what I'm thinking of. Different scary guy. Okay. But you know, Ed's. No, don't tell Larson. Good thing we don't have any ends at this network. On this network, I cannot get my serial killer facts wrong.

No. No, no, no. Listen, I'll say it. I think Ed Gein, I'm fine with this casting. Wow. Hot take. I'm fine with it. But also, I don't watch Sons of Anarchy, so I don't have any associations with Charlie Hunam.

And I also, yeah, I don't know. I'm curious to hear what people think about this. I watched the trailer, and I felt really uncomfortable. And I did watch the Monsters Menendez Brothers one, and I thought it was really good. but I did not watch the Jeffrey Dahmer one because the Jeffrey Dahmer families did not want it to be made. Correct.

So I did not watch it. I didn't realize that. And I don't know how our Ed Gein families still probably not quite people weighing in as much as the Jeffrey Dahmer families because we're talking such a longer time ago.

I guess it just depends. I play tennis next to Jeffrey Dahmer's father. Oh my God. Did he look over it? You can go, yeah, you would have been his guy. It was a very, it was a very, and then I cried. And then I cried. Was he a good pickleball player?

No, no, it was tennis. I was like, I was like, I was like, 14 years old. I was playing tennis. And the coach that I had at the time was like, you see that guy over there? And I was like, yes, this is like some normal old dude playing doubles? He said, that's Jeffrey Dahmer's father. I was like, whoa. So why?

Well, yeah, why are you telling a kid? You know, when you're a tennis coach, you know, all day, you're, you're looking in the sun. Yeah. You're going to the night. You're having a little chit-chat. Saying their brains are scrambled. Guy like me, I'm like a funny kid, you know, I'm 14.

I don't know. When you were 14, you had a lot of adults in your life telling you inappropriate things. Pittsburgh's wild, y'all. Hell, yeah, man. Oh, boy. Let's fucking go, dude. I get it. 10, 10.

Hell yeah, man. Speaking of Pittsburgh, Jackie and I'll be talking more about the Pitt and all of its Emmys on Second Healthings. Oh, you're damn right. Now, did you watch the pit? I've watched some of the list. but man, it's good. No yinzers, though, in that show.

Notting. What did you think of the dialogue work? What did you think of the dialect accent? There's zero Pittsburgh voices. Whoa, the charge nurse. To charge nurse. She is not, she is clearly a classically trained actor, clearly, and missed the whole yinzer thing.

She classed it up way too much. Oh. A charge nurse in that position in Pittsburgh. I'm just saying you're not going to understand her as well as that way. Uh-huh. Okay. All right. Okay.

This is a good. This is valuable. This is great. Get the blood package down there. Just, yeah, she should have been screaming more. It should have been screaming more. What do you think this is? A stellar game.

Get your ass in a war. I love that. It's your problem with it. I love Pittsburgh enough. I mean, if it is called the Bay, I know, it is. Yeah. It should be. I put it on.

I was like, I can't believe it. Hollywood is clearly, like, they did it. They're going to show a bunch of Pittsburghers, like do yinzers. And America is going to have to deal with it. It's going to be great. Noah Wiley. And then I was like, is this Shakespeare? Wow.

What is happening? Happening here. My God. Oh, my God. This is great. I love this hot take. I didn't even think about this. And thank you for that.

because we were obsessed with the pit and also, oh, congratulations to Noah Wiley. Oh, I'm so happy. Well, deserve. Oh, my God, we're going to talk about it more on second helpings. But for right now, we've got the list. Oh, who's on the list? Me. Jack Gay, got to have that list.

Shocking celebrity secrets, I kind of can't believe they revealed to the world. Now, I picked this one because there were some from Pam Anderson, because we had just read Pam Anderson's memoir. But there are quite a few other things on here that I was not aware of. Now, so apparently they had just had a celebrity post and they were talking about Keith Richard snorting his father's ashes. Well, apparently this one is one-uped a little bit. Speaking of Pam Anderson, Tommy Lee revealed that the late Ozzy Osbourne once snorted a line

of ants. He said, at the time, it was just kind of a thing. You know, everybody was into trying to out rock star and outgross somebody else. So they were out partying each other. So Ozzy's wasted. He sees there's a little trail of ants going all the way to this kid's popsicle that he left on the ground. And Ozzy looks down and fucking just snorts the line of ants going to the bopsicle. And Osborne confirmed that this happened on his family's podcast.

Why are you wasted around a kid's popsicle? What is how, like a kid was there recently enough to have a still existing popsicle? Yeah, man. Wasted enough to sort of line of ants. Are they at a park? I don't know, man. What are the circumstances of this happening? I don't know.

It sounds like it must have been a great time or a bad time. I think it's incredible time. I'm going to say, I don't know. Very pro snorting a line of ants. Get those ants in there. I mean, I'm assuming they're not like a carpenter ant. Like, we're not talking big pinchers on there. No, no.

I don't think of, I mean, I'm guessing it's red ants, black ants. Wow, great. I think it was Ozzy. I think that he just came back on the dead. Yes. A little Ozzy. Yes. A little Ozzy in there.

Yeah. Now I will say, you know, speaking of Ozzie, you revealed that he once tried to kill wife, Sherrod Osbourne. He didn't even remember it. He says, all I remember is waking up in Amersham, jail, and I asked the cop,

I'm my ear. And he says, you want me to read you, Judge. So he read, John Michael Osborne, you've been arrested for a tempted murder. So that's how I. They went to Australia in the middle of the time. Yeah, no, I'm just picking up.

I went to the same school of accent work that Sina went to. We were only do yinser access, but everything else. Now, I will, you know, Pam Anderson brought up. Now, I didn't know if you knew this story. I wasn't aware of this story. Apparently, Jack Nicholson has said this story all over the place that when he was at the Playboy Mansion, he was hooking up with two women up against a wall,

and he sees Pam Anderson, who was just walking by, and he looked at her, and he went, and I went, thanks, dear. And then walked away from the two women because he just had to look at her and he came. This has definitely come up on the show before enlist for him. And I think the important piece of context here is

this was right after one flew over the cuckoo's nest. So he was like... Top of the pop. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Or I guess I mean, yeah, top of the pop. He probably just snorted a line of ants and needed to really get over.

You know, when you snort a line of ants, not everything works as well. Oh, whoa. Yeah. a little line out of his book. What were you to say, MJ? I'm just checking on the, no, this was not after because one flew over his cuckoo's nest was 1975 and this would have been the 80s. But I think that she, when she's talking, when she's telling the story in the book, she says she sees the guy from one flew over the cuckoo's nest and realizes that it's him, which I just

feel like that to be like, oh my gosh, it's you. And then to have him come while he's looking at you. Come immediately come. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's rough. Yeah. Especially with how Pam Anderson felt about herself. But you know, go hang out with celebrities over on the page seven Patreon. Is that a compliment? It is a compliment. But Pam Anderson at the time, you know, it is, it's not consensual. And it is not something she wanted to be a part of. And certainly at the Playboy Mansion, while she does say, you know, there were plenty of opportunities for sex work, not that she's against the idea of sex work, but for her, she is.

And so she really did hold herself while everyone thought, oh, she's just, she's just this like, she's fucking all over the place. She really wasn't. And so it did actually, it is very, then it is just kind of upsetting. There is just this concept of it. Yeah. And also she felt a lot about her, the way she looked because like she was like a tomboy growing up and like she never really, and she was a late bloomer.

So it's just, she was so young. Oh, this book sounds great. I got to. It's a very good book. MJ and I just fell in love with Pam Anderson. It's a really, it's a great, great book. And just less we not mention that also is not something we've ever gotten into on page seven, nor do we need to. But just there are talk about gations, very, very, very bad gations against Jack Nicholson.

Oh, yeah. Very not good. Oh, yeah. So that story, it's like this funny. Since the beginning of time. Yeah. How did he get away with all that stuff? This was before, I mean, not to be this way, but it was before.

anybody talked about this, right? It was like, before, like, written record of any kind. Yeah, like. But at the same time, though, MJ, he did, he does still come up in blinds a lot of, like, interesting behavior at, you know, like, with sex workers and stuff like that. And very, like, it's, like, it never stopped necessarily. Right. Right.

And not that I'm saying, because, like, it is definitely, you know, I'm glad that he is, you know, working with sex workers, but also that doesn't mean you own them, and that doesn't mean that you can do whatever you want. Like, you're not buying a person. And it seems like that's what he thinks it is. Totally. And he's, I think actually, that's a great point, Jackie. To Cina's question, I think he kind of gets away with it

because the way that it's talked about in the blinds is just this actor loves sex workers. But it's like, well, you can love sex workers. You can't love assaulting sex workers. Yes. And it goes to show what our society does. Like, it's like we're just such a lack of protection and that, that is just like, oh, it is the idea of like, they're just sex workers. And like, isn't that disgusting?

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Anyway, we're talking, I mean, we're not talking about band-baders in sex tape, but we are talking about Kim Kay's sex tape because speaking of Excessy, Kim Kaye was high on it during her sex tape. And also, she said when she married Damon Thomas.

She said, I got married on Excee the first time. She said, I did ecstasy once and I got married. I did it again and I made a sex tape. Like, everything bad would happen. So I guess she stopped eating ecstasy. Newsflash, Kim,

that made the career. I mean, the momager selling that tape really got her far. That was... Yeah. And a very different situation, although I will say

it does seem that... I never really looked. Honestly, I can't say that. I know that the momager, I know Chris Jenner did release the Kim Kardashian's tape, but I am not aware of how much consent

Kim Kay, like, was she a part of that? Like, I never really looked into that before. Or if, because with Pam Anderson, which we, you definitely learn, that shit was stolen and that shit was taken from her and she watched as her life was ripped apart. There was a whole, like, search, I remember. Yeah, yeah. Horrific.

But I think with the momager, I mean, I would just love my mother to send my comedy tape arrest, artists. Right? She did. You could have just believed in me that much. That's her Tonight Show set that made her, you know.

If you could just be proud of me for a damn. Even be proud of my sex stage, Mom. I'm a lawyer. That sucks. Yeah, we also did learn a lot when we read Mike the Situation Sorrentino's celebrity memoir as well. Oh, my God. You read the whole thing?

And, Tina. Dude, Tina, it's a great book. He does. What? He's own audio book. And every sentence is spoken like this. He's not great at reading, but it is a great book. Is it written in 18 point font? What is it?

It may as well be. You can't even listen. The audiobook was so long, but you can't speed it up because it's such an irregular pattern of speech. So that, like, you also would miss the – it was a weird time. It's a tough one. What we learned about him on this list. You've got a, like, raw dog is voice. Oh, it is long, too.

It's long. It's like 13 hours. It's long. He had a lot to say. But he's had a big life. He's had a big life. We both cried at the end of it. did both cry.

Wow. Yes, we did. We kind of fell in love with the situation, even though, questionable politics. But he revealed on a podcast that he had multiple orgies

involving fellow Jersey Shore castmates Vinny and Pauly D when the show started, one of which he mentioned in his book, reality check. Also, this is the name of the book, reality check, colon,

making the best of the situation dash, dash, how I overcame addiction, loss, and prison. Yeah, they love the subtitle. Yeah. And he does. openly talk about like they all fucked in they all fucked a lot like they all were doing a lot of

high fives and fucking yeah um but he also did reveal that he kept an emergency sex tape sina just in case that he could sell if he was ever broke and uh he it starred him and six to ten women in fact he said orgies were a regular thing for sorrentino he said a threesome was a slow night. A lot of the times, it was upwards of six to ten women in the room at a time. Wow. He really was slinging it, man. And he really came close to selling it too. When he was close to Rock Bottom, he did come close to prison, right? Oh, yeah. He went to prison, but that was for, that was actually like not at all the, like the worst thing. He was covering his family. That was kind of accidental tax fraud. He hired his whole family to run his whole business.

He was trying to get all of his family that he wanted to get them all paid. He brought in brothers and cousins that had no idea what the fuck they were doing that were in charge of his finances. He had absolutely no idea. He was barely. So he ended up taking the fall because he's like, I'm the one that put you in that business. Like his brother doesn't do time sometime, but he wouldn't snitch. He was just like, I am responsible for all of this. I should have been.

And honestly, he took it on the chin. And I, not that I believe that, you know, in the penal system and that is the way in which he's fixed. But I do, it is impressive, like considering the penal system that we have that he did that. Yeah. And it does make me kind of like it more. Yeah. But that's because family. You know, I'm a fast and the furious kind of bitch.

But, man, speaking of family, Courtney Kardashian Barker revealed that while she was pregnant with Travis Barker's baby, Her doctor told her to drink his sperm. On the Kardashians, she stated that her doctor was concerned about her thyroid levels. And she said, I can't remember what he said. If it was low or it was high. But he told us, well, he told me that the thing that would help it was drinking John is calm, like four times a week. It doesn't seem like she followed through, though it's unclear.

And she sought help from a wellness guru for her illnesses and said, oh, good. Now she's the head of the CDC. Yeah. Yeah, she's given an opportunity. Yeah, now she's going to be the one that takes the vaccines away. But yeah, I'm not even going to get into all the Charlie Sheen stuff. I will throw it out there. Charlie Sheen, he's been everywhere in the news right now because a doc just dropped about him.

Doc just saw that. I've looked into the doc and it is, everybody is saying like he has essentially, even though he's not a producer, he has essentially produced his own mea culpa. And it is him just being like, but gone. and um i read that he doesn't apologize once no yeah i don't want to watch it yeah so i don't want to watch no i i i don't want to watch it i don't want to support it i i and i and like everyone's like the bombshells that are dropping and like the and all all the things we're learning and it's like what did we learn he used to fuck man yeah okay who gives the shit and it's like but the drugs

i was fucking man it's like okay and yeah are you sorry for for for how you've been Are you like, I don't give a shit. I'm not giving you any more. I'm not giving you my time. I'm not giving you my eyes. Yeah. So I'm not even talking about them on the list. It's my list for you.

Okay. Well, I'm done. Are you ready? We're going to have to now start guessing. I don't know if I reminded you. MJ is going to hit us with blind items. Oh, well, I got a guess. Oh, I remember this.

Remember this? Yeah, great. I think I'm going. Line. Items. Ah, we can't see them. All right. I think you can do this, Sina.

I tried to pick out some fun ones for you. Okay. Don't believe the hype. Bibi and Yahoo. Sorry, good. I'm sorry, I had to. I had to do one. You got to get one in there. Don't believe the hype, Colt, Bebby Netanyahu. Don't believe the hype.

This foreign-born A-minus list actress will do a lot to advance her career, but joining the celebrity cult is not one of them. Foreign-born A-List. A-minus. What are we talking? A-minus. We're talking television. She'll do anything for love, but she won't do that. We're talking to movies. Eatloaf?

No, that's, I'm just, she won't do that, meaning join this particular cult. Oh. Oh, she won't join Scientology. Correct. Okay, won't do it. But it's not Priyanka Chopra. No, but. No, and she's not, Anna De Armas.

Gal Gadil? Say it again, Jackie. Is it Onada Armas? It's Anadai Armas. Wow. I'm sorry, A minus? Who wrote that fucking line item? Who wrote that?

Who in their right mind would say Anaday Armis is A. I would not call her a minus. What are you talking about? Yeah, I would struggle to name two three movies. I only know her because Tom Cruise's is like quote unquote stup in her because

she was just in ballerina. I watched that on the plane. That's a great plane movie. I tell you what. Yeah, so she's been in, she has been a lot. You know, she's been in a lot of stuff. Knives out. I guess I should apologize.

She's not an A-minus actress to me and my life and what I watch. But I also would consider like Meredith Marks an A, you know, but in the world of reality. Yeah, I think that she would be considered an A in reality. Well, anyway, she's willing to date Tom Cruise, but she's not willing to join the cult, allegedly. She's just trying to advance her career. It is so crazy how much everything's like, but the rumors, the room is just saying they're dating. The room is just saying. It is so, like Tom Cruise tries so hard to control his narrative. He just tries so desperately and it's so like

who knows what's happening. Like we're never going to know whatever Tom Cruise is really doing, right? I feel like there is a level of evil in there that we're probably never going to find out about. Never. Yeah. I can't imagine I mean, I know it's great for her career to date

Tom Cruise. I understand that. I understand like the process of like the contract negotiations and what she can get out of being in a relationship with him. I get that. But, like, girl, if I guess they're already calling A-minus, why even shed up in Tom Cruise in the first place? Also, it didn't help Katie Holmes at all. I feel like it destroyed her career.

No, definitely hurt her. Destroyed her. And also, he's so busy fucking fish. It's like, how do you even, like, how do you seduce him away from Scientology and fish? All right. But how about this? This is a real fun one for you, Sina. This former A-Slas-A-minus list actor who struggled with drug use all the time said that no matter what,

when he was invited to the White House, he always did Coke because no one was going to do or say anything and he knew he wouldn't get arrested. Wow. Okay. Now, this is a, this is not someone we have thought of recently. Okay. 90s, 1990s. 90s. A.A. minus from the 90s.

Rob Lowe. He was in a movie with the previous actor we were just talking about not Anna DeArvus, but Tom Cruise. That was probably his most famous. I don't want to say Martin Sheen or Emilio Estevez. aren't going to do it. No. Mm-mm. We really have not heard from this guy in a while.

Let's see. His most... What kind of a Tom Cruise movie was he in? The most famous Tom Cruise movie. Mission Impossible? No. Oh, John Voight. No.

Damn. Show me the money. Oh. Oh, Cuba Gooding Jr. Correct. Wow. Interesting. You pegged that as the most famous Tom Cruise.

Do we think that the time of wire is not the money? most famous movie. That says everything about you, MJ. That is telling. I was like, hi, that's so funny. He's a clip in that movie, maybe like 10 times. That's his most famous movie. I love that that's his most famous movie.

That's so funny, MJ. I stand by it. Of course, yeah. Jerry McGuire. What year was Jerry McGuire? Ninety-six. Wow. Are you saying 96 is when Tom Cruise peaked?

Wow. Yes, I am saying that, actually. Wow. I'm 100% saying that. It's certainly when Cuba Goading Jr. did. I mean, yeah, he's gone downhill. Getting sexually harassed by your band teacher to notice at the time that Jerry McGuire was huge, Seema.

It's the same. MJ also always brings up, oh God, the Haley Joel Osman, Bon Jovi. Oh, pay it forward. Pay it forward. MJ also is the only person I've ever met that thinks about pay it forward ever since the movie Pay It Forward came out. Jerry McGuire is not as obscure

as pay it forward. Everyone remembers Jerry McGuire. No one remembers Pay it forward. Yes, it was a Kevin Spacey, Helen Hunt, Haley Joel Osmond, John Bon Jovi. All right? And it is the story of a social studies teacher who gives an assignment to his junior high school classes. Think of an idea that they'll change the world for the better.

Then put it into action. When one young student creates a plan for paying forward favors, he not only affects the life of his struggling single mother, but he sets in motion an unprecedented wave of humankindness, which, uh, which unbeknownst to him, has blossomed into a profound national phenomenon. Thank you.

Okay, first of all, I'm sorry I interrupted. Thank you, thank you. The release date, October 20th, 2000. Everybody remembers. There is nothing more preempted. 9-11. Yeah. This movie.

Well, I want so desperately to tell you how it ends. I'm dying to tell you how it ends. Please do. I don't care. Spoiler alert. It's a 25-year-old movie. You're allowed to spoil it. Spoiler alert for paying forward.

It ends with a school shooting. I'm sorry. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. So it might be 3-11, but it is post-Columbine, baby. And don't worry, the world's never changed for the better. But if we could just... Sorry to spoil it.

Dream and pay it forward. Jim Caviesel, Jay Moore's in there. What's the star-studded cast. It's Who's Who of the year 2000. I am trying to figure out which final blind to do. There's one that's a little bit more Jackie specific. There's one. I'm going to choose the one I think.

Use the Cina one. Yes, please. I mean, this is not Cina-specific, but I think you're going to have a better chance. If you live in the world, you've seen this happening. It is not as if the former teen actress turned singer-turned actress hasn't done her share of drugs in the past, but the tweaking now is still more tied to the fact that she never eats anything and is always on the verge of passing out. Now, I'm going to let you guess. I think I know the answer. But I want to give you space. It is the actor turned singer.

Actor turned singer turned actress again. The genders can be the same. Actress turned singer turned actress. Actor turned singer turned actor again. Popular. You're going to be popular. Ariana Grande. It is, uh, she, technically, I guess, I love that she's being considered that she used to be an actor, became a musician, and then dropped the music and then became an actor

again. I do like that supposition. Supposition? I don't know. I got nothing. It's Ariana Grande. Oh, it's Ariana Grande. Do you not follow the wicked press tour?

I thought she was always a singer. I think she's still a singer. Always has been a singer, always has been an actress. So it is an interesting blind. I mean, the people that write blinds are crazy, but I love them and we need them. And thank you, Blind Item Writers. I did see a TikTok today. Somebody, as page seven listener sent me a TikTok of someone describing Cynthia Revo and Ariana

Grante's friendship as the two theater kids in high school who are trying to out anorexia each other. And I do think that is like we were so baffled by what was happening with the wicked press tour and also it felt like this very unspoken like because we thankfully are now in an era where we're not commenting on people's bodies but also it was like Cynthia Arerivo and Ariano Grande are like visibly faint in front of everything What is it happening? Yes so apparently now it's becoming more of a I think the loopiness was just them being funny but they just were yeah they're hungry

and also they're like corsets and they're singing all day I mean it's like yeah they're dehydrated It's just, you know, they got to be taking care of themselves. Have a Celsius. Yeah, have a Celsius. Yeah, that's what she needs. But she's twaking, huh? She's tweaking, and I'm sure we're about to enter, I mean, this movie's coming out in just a few months. Where's the press tour?

I want more. I know we complained about it a lot at the time because it was relentless, but I want the Cynthia Revo and Ariana Grande press tour to continue. It feels nostalgic now. We are about to get slammed in the face because the second part of Wicked is dropping the week of Thanksgiving. So this is another season of having to go through the same PR tour. And man, the PR, the money they put into that PR tour last year, it is all anybody talked

about for months. Wow. Everything about it. So it is, you're right, MJ, fascinating. But I also wonder if they were worried if they started it too early that people would boycott. They would destroy all of the small amount of goodwill that they have left. Any goodwill, because like we all know, because Ariana Grande started banging. We call him SpongeBob because she started banging the, I'm going to say it, weird looking dude that's in Wicked, but he also played SpongeBob on Broadway.

And we make a lot of jokes about him because he was married with a young baby, and he ends up Stupin Ariana Grande publicly leaving his wife with the, who had just had a baby. And the, like, did this crazy press tour where they're like, we're in love. It was just, you know, we did the movie together now we're in love, we're in love. and the wife comes out, writes this huge public exposition, like against him, against her, and like, this is all happened. And they kept him, like, but this is our love.

And it is so obviously a showmance, it's so obviously PR that they were together because they haven't been seen together since. And now there, I bet there's going to be like, but maybe they're still in love with each other. It's like, no, they're not. We all know it was lie. Stop, lie. We have to deal with so many lies in the fucking media.

I can't believe it. I can't handle another one. Yeah. Wow. Yeah. Yeah. So that was just a little rundown for you, Sina. Oh my God.

I love the look on Cina's face as he just was absorbing everything I was saying to him. Yeah. Oh my God. I feel so. And like also as just as a parent, I get really upset when I hear about stories like that. Yes. I bet how hard that first year is. Yes.

Yeah. No, imagine leaving Cosmo when you had like a six week old. This was a new boy. And for Ariana Gras. Ronde. One of the biggest, especially, I mean, still, one of the biggest celebrities in the world and watching them just throw their love in every injury. Oh, my God.

I would have scorched Earth. Could you imagine? And like, even just that letter, I was like, bitch, go off. Go take it. Go off. Can you imagine how angry. All right. Anyway, sorry.

But now I've seen Wicked and now I am a little bit obsessed with Cynthia Arribo. So anyway, I think she did a great job. She's great. And Ariana did fine. But that's my black. lens and I can see again. Welcome back. And just in time for us to welcome snack. Now, April, will you play the theme song for us? I've been a snacky girl. Snacky. I've been a snacky girl. Snacky. I've been a snacky girl.

Snacky. I've been a snacky. Snacky. Is somebody going to eat those chips? Is somebody going to dip those dips? Is somebody going to try those candies? I got seminar. They say I'm a snack. Exactly. Sina, I remembered. I'm still a little dear enough from that story. Are you reeling from the Ariana Grande story? Are you crying? I was crying. I got a little upset.

I got it. You would never do that. I'm sorry. You would never do anything. You would never do that. It's just being a dead. It appears so hard. I know.

And imagining a bandit, like it's like to go do that. I know. It is. It is awful. I understand why you're crying, Sina. I really, it is, I can't believe he did that. For Ariana Grande. Yeah. For Wicked? I'm sorry, wicked's great, but you're going to destroy. Anyway. Yeah, it's also, it's like you were a Broadway star too. It's not even like, I mean, not that I'm saying that Ariana didn't give him a huge leg up and now everyone knows Ethan Slater's name, but it's like. For being a prick. Yeah, for being a prick head. But anyway, Sina, I got excited. Okay. All right? Because I know that you like, you're more my chocolate boy.

We don't have a lot of, honestly, I think a lot, not as many people love sweet here on this network as I have now found in the journey that is Jackie Snacky. Do we have a bunch of savories at this network? A lot of savories at this network. I love that for you. I know. I think that's nice.

And I love that you love like the chocolate side of things. I love that Cosmo, I know she's more my chewy fruity gal. I love that I know this about you both. Now, I've been excited about this collab since I heard about this collab. I am an Oreo's ass bitch. I love all the new flavors of the Oreos. I get every single one. But right now, Oreo and Reese's peanut butter cups are doing a collab together.

Whoa. Where they have released an Oreo cookie with the Reese's peanut butter peanut butter in the middle of it. So it's like an Oreo cookie with peanut butter on the inside. Got it. And they also released peanut butter cups that have like a cream chocolate top, cookies on the inside mixed. in, like Oreos mixed in with the peanut butter

and then chocolate on the bottom. Are we going to eat this right now? We are going to eat this right now. Oh my God, this is incredible. I just love the look on your face. You go with life with such a joy. I wish I had your smile. A lot of people said you were here. They were like, Cita just seems really happy to be here. And it's true. You bring that energy. Thank you. You know, and thank you so much. And I was excited to share this with you. I'm not

going to lie to you guys. I've already tried them. So I know how I feel, but I'd love to hear how you feel. This is like the Voltron of snacks right now. This is like putting all of these incredible. All of these combined. And it makes you think of my friend Cass out there because she was also very excited when this collab dropped. Because she's like, I always dip my Oreos in peanut butter. So this is really great for me.

Wow. So let's start with the Oreos, the Reese's. I'm sorry, MJ. No, I'm jealous. Great packaging. Okay. Got to make sure no one has any knot allergies around here. Add you allergic to nuts, I know you're not.

Sorry, Adam. I had to say that. And I had to say it like that. Fantastic. Fantastic. It is fantastic. Which one you got? You got the Oreo with the Reese's or a Reese's with an Oreo? There's the Oreo with the Reese's on the ends of the peanut butter the insert.

That's fantastic. And it's so good. but I am going to blow your mind here a little bit, guys. As someone that is a large, I am a large owner, yeah, I am going to say a large owner of Oreos, always. And Jeff's favorite are the peanut butter Oreos. And those are available all the time. I will say these are exactly the same Oreos as the other ones that you can get any time. But they are delicious and they are amazing.

but I was not wowed in a way that I thought that I was going to be. I thought this was going to be like, oh my God, it's like the big, you know, the actual like, but Sina, you open up these Reese's Oreos. All right. Now, MJ brought this up last time

because MJ used to love, what was it called? Reese's crunchy cookie cups. Reese's crunchy cookie cups. Now, where I think that this might bump it up because at first I thought the top had white chocolate on it. And I'm not a huge, I'm not a huge white chocolate person.

I don't think it is white chocolate because please, Sina, take a bite. It's like the Oreo white. I feel like it's like the cream. Whoa. Right. There's a lot happening. There's a lot happening. But that crunch with the like cream kind of top.

This is real complexity. It's so good. They are stupid good. Highly recommend. So guys, don't waste. your money because you do get less cookies in this collab of the Oreo cookies. So if you

want peanut butter Oreos, just get the regular peanut butter Oreos and you get more cookies for your buck. But these fucking Reese's peanut butter cups with Oreos inside are fire. It is definitely a cream on top. It's not a white chocolate. It's crazy. You can taste the, you

can taste that it's not because I find for me sometimes white chocolate it does have a specific flavor But I don't really prefer it as much. I usually prefer like a, you know, a darker chocolate. You know, which do you like better, number one or number two? Number two. Number two?

I think number two. This is great. Wow. This is fantastic. It's sweet. You got the crunch. And there's layers to the flavor that you normally don't get out of something like this. You're damn rude.

And I am such a bitch for a crunch. Like, that's why I'm a first. frozen yogurt, you take me to a menchies, you take me to a however many fucking handles you got. I love getting, but I don't even get that much frozen yogurt. I love them feaksins. Like, I love it full of fiends. I want it all different kinds of textures. And then you're at, and then you, oh, oops, I spent $35 on one cup of frozen yogurt. But that's fine. All the frozen yoghers in New York went away. It used to, there used to be one on every plaque, and now they're all gone. Oh, yeah. Oh, don't worry. They're alive and well

out here in Los Angeles. Don't worry. Oh, yeah. Oh, baby. And they're like, is that shock are free? Oh, yeah, they're everywhere. They're all like, sign up for our membership of a thing. Oh, I've constantly.

I have a membership at Mention. You damn right. I'm going to get a free one every like 20th one. But M.J. Uh-oh. Ooh. MJ. Everything they snack.

Midge. Midge's meat and m's cheese. Ooh. Everything they snack. All right. What do we got today? I made a. an impulse decision purchasing groceries online. I got something called Skippy peanut

peanut butter bites thinking, oh, maybe this will help my very picky children get back into peanut butter, which was once a protein food we could rely on and we have lost it. And so I got Skippy Peanut Butter bites. No, they're not like a healthy snack. They are a Girl Scout Cookie collaboration. Hell yeah. It is Skippy Peanut Butter collaborating with Girl Scouts. Hell yeah. This is the Samoa flavor, which is our favorite. Yeah, that's the, that's the marquee flavor. And shout out to my oldest, who, when I brought her these to try, I said, you want to try these with me?

And she said, well, I can try them now, but you should wait and try them on Jackie's Snackies. Wow. I think your children are the only people I've snack fluence, maybe a couple of amazing members from chat, but I'm trying to be a snack fluencer, but the only people I have affected are seven and six years old. But I think that that's a market that's difficult to get to. I'll tell you what, though, when I go to CVS, I think last time I was on, it was the nerd gummy thing.

And now whenever I go into CVS and my son is like trying to like, you know, make me buy like a $30 toy that's actually like 80 cents. Yeah. I go and I look at those nerds. Get some. And I'm like, hell yeah. Get the nerd gummies. But then I can't get anything because the kids are right there and they'll be like, Dad, what are you doing? I'm going to eat all that stuff.

Right. And then they want some of it. Man, that's got, you got hide. Y'all got high snacks from the kids. Oh, yeah. Late at night. My need nerd clusters. It's all right.

Give them three or four, and it's a very exciting day for them. Are you guys veg over there? We are vegetarian by way of picky eating. We don't really cook meat at home. But no, my kids will eat chicken nuggets. These, like, beef sticks. We've been using these beef sticks from Costco that are good, and they'll, like, run around just eating this beef stick.

Yeah, it's like a cleaner slim gym. Cleaner slim gym. I know. I tried one. I tried one on the show once. I don't think mine would eat them. but I could try. But they did eat the peanut butter bites.

And, you know, I got to say, I don't think they're, like, I would not seek this out as a treat. But it is kind of a nice hybrid. I think if you were trying to work up a love of peanut butter, I think it's a great way to do it. What is the outside of it? Is it a cooking shell? The outside is peanut butter? No, it's peanut butter. Whoa.

So it's pure peanut butter? Yeah, but, you know, it's like, you know, peanut butter that's like, you know, peanut that's been smooth and flattened. Oh, yeah, like a buck guy, like mixed butter. with powdered sugar. Yeah, yeah, exactly. So it's peanut butter on the outside, and then there's, like, cookie crumbs on the inside.

Wait, coconut? Is there a crunch? I don't taste any coconut at all. What? Is it a small? I know. It just tastes like a little bit of, it tastes like a chocolate peanut butter ball,

basically, which is, but four grams of protein. So if you're trying to get your kid. Okay. I'm not saying it's a meal, but I am saying if you're trying to get them liking peanut butter again, this might work for you because it did work for me.

The protein bed. The protein battle is real. The protein battle is real, man. Man, y'all. We got a lot of fruits and vegetables. We don't have a lot of proteins. Man. I hear it's negligible, though, right?

You don't eat it. Right? Protein? Is that not what everything on TikTok now says? Yeah, yeah. It's all protein. If you're not protein, you are dead. I guess that is true.

If you're not protein, you're dead. If you do a fruit segment, let me know. Because I can talk to you for days about the various fruits at different grocery stores. Wow. Oh, yeah, no, I have three different stores I go to for different fruits. Plus the fruit stand outside. Yeah, no, it's a whole. They need a little kind of fruits?

Oh, yeah. You got, like, well, you've got to get a better, like a sugar kiss canalope is, like, by far the, like, the number one. Where are we getting sugar kisses? Trader Joe's, generally. Whoa. And also, if, like, if green, if natural greens are making their way in in other ways, you might go out of your way for a kiwi every once in a while. Oh, yeah. If they'll eat a kiwi.

But they won't eat. Well, we cut the fuss off. Oh, you don't just give them a hole? I just say, here, figure it out. What the fun? Fucking figure it out. I'm not doing it for you. Way of my confidence.

Oh, that Kiwi Fuzz in you, little boy. Get stronger. Well, thank you so much, Sina. I really appreciate having you on. Thank you, Sina. You are just such a little ray of sunshine. and I'm so glad you appreciated my Oreo Reese's collab. And MJ, I love that we had peanut butter from coast to coast today.

And I love this for us. I feel connected to you guys. I miss you, Sina. It's always great to have you on the show. And like we said up top, Sina, where can we find you? Oh, yeah. At Sina now and all the socials at the Foreign Report dropping every week. Check out our YouTube channel.

We'll post stuff sometimes just to the YouTube channel as well. And, yeah, fraudsters will come back, which will include cocoa melon this next season. So it was a little teens. Whoa. No way. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I have a whole thing on couple melon, man. Oh, my God.

Ranting about it. Whoa. Cannot wait. Thank you so much, Sita. This was so much fun. And thank you, MJ. And thank you everybody for hanging out with us. My name is Jackie Zabrowski.

Come follow me on Instagram at Jack That Worm. Come hang out with us over on the page 7. Patreon. Y'all, we are in the end of book two of Sooky Stackhouse. We are getting, oh, it's getting, we just, we're at an orgy. There's a lot going on in the Sooky Stackhouse books. We're watching Buffy and we are crying. This season of Buffy is so fucking good. M.J. and I truly fully, completely understand why everyone is obsessed with Buffy and now we are as well. And I might be for life. And also, guys, next week, you know, this is. not from page seven, but from Who's the Bitch, me and Kara Clank, we're going to have a bitchathon.

Next Thursday, next Thursday, September 25th, come hang out with us, YouTube.com slash at Who's the B? We are going to be taking your live calls. So get your bituations together because we want to be talking to you live and we want to get all the goss. We love the juice. We want the deets. So come get at us 4 to 7 p.m. Pacific Standard Time next Thursday. That is 7 to 10 Eastern Standard Time. Thursday, September 25th, MJ. And of course, you can email us at page 7 podcast at e-mail.com. Thank you, Cina. Thank you, everybody.

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