Page 7 - Riverdale Roundup Vol. 10: Mid-Jug

Episode Date: March 22, 2018

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Not saucy, but that was the most easily the most soap opera episode they've ever done. I feel like they are doing such a good job of where, like, last week it was more about the teenage drama that they brought back. But then they opt it in this. I feel like it's like they're almost going for like a different genre every episode at this point. They are definitely doing that. This show is what you might call unfocused. That's part of why I love it Because they do try to hit as many genres

It goes from like teen drama To like true crime To political thriller Although the political thriller is a small town mayor's race It is interesting that whole All of a sudden that he's just like That RG's dad's like Yeah you know

I can be mayor Just because someone asked him to be mayor Well, no, he did say there was actually his lines like, Archie, being mayor, something I've dreamed about since I was a kid. What are you talking about, dude? What have you done with your life? And then when he opens up the whole, like, what Riverdale 2020 could have been with the spaceships and a space needle?

And I was like, what? What did you think? So you just drew this picture on a computer and you're like, yeah, that's it. I'm going to be mayor. And I'm going to turn it into this, this small town. Oh, of course. Okay, so the episode is, you know, sorry, it's a, it's a mid-jughead episode, would you say? Like, not a heavy, not a jug-heavy episode, but not jug-light.

It's like mid-jug, where he starts investigating the plans, and Archie's feeding him a little bit of information, feeds him the Pops information that the lodges have bought Pops. But then our Jughead goes and talks to Porol Pops and finds, at least Jughead doesn't throw Pops and not under the bus. I'm very happy about that. But what I love about all of the things is that Pops was like the breaking point. Like, how dare you buy the chocolate shop, C-H-O-K-L-I-T? That's the one that no one can handle. That's the one that, like, why is that going to be the one that's like, okay, so we bought the chocolate?

All right, fine, the chocolate shop is still going. Nothing has changed. Nothing is different. Yeah, they shut down a whole high school, but the chocolate shop. Yeah, that's really, really upsetting. I mean, they did kind of weirdly explain it that. It's like, but that's what everybody knows and loves about Riverdale. I mean, I do get it.

But that conversation between Jughead and Pop, and he's just like, my mother, you can't do it while my mom's alive. It's just like, man, if that's what stops Jughead, why hasn't all of the other things stop Jughead from trying to take down Highroom Lodge? You know what I mean? But they love Pops. And by the way, I do enjoy that Pops is like an. all day, everyday bow tie guy. Like,

he doesn't just wear the bow tie two pops every day to go to work. It's like, even when he's out and about, he still wears a bow tie. He's such a little sweetie. But at the same time,

kind of shitty that he snitched. Yeah, just a little bit. If you are going to allow high crime, like mob boss parties to happen in your chocolate shop

and then you immediately go snitch, I guess he is technically kind of owned by Hiram. He's beholden, hire him. Yeah, but at the same time, it's a teenager. He's 15 years old. Yeah, but this teenager, he's stirring up a lot. He's stirring up a lot of business. He is, especially when, when Smithers gives him a call and tells him to meet him at the bus terminal to give him some information. And then he turns around, it's just like, in his Smithers outfit,

it's just Smithers. It's just Smithers. He's a bus driver now. Yes, yeah, yeah, he had to switch up his job, yeah. But he did not switch up his uniform. Apparently, that's how Hiram Lodge likes his assistants to be dressed. It's like, show up every day, look as much like a bus driver as you possibly can, and that'll be your look. I'm just surprised, actually, that they didn't, for being such a high crime mob guy, why didn't he just kill Smithers when he let him go?

You know what I mean? Yeah, that is true. But I don't know. I mean, I guess he does have somewhat of a code. I guess. I mean, yeah. I mean, he offed Papa Putin pretty easily, though. Yeah, but that's Papa Putin.

Yeah. And don't forget about his prison connect war baby. Oh, yeah. You mean that Shawshank? No, Shank Shaw. Shank Shaw. That's right. Yeah, that's why.

I forgot. You know, just change it just a little bit. They couldn't get any more creative. Couldn't come up with another prison name. But, you know, just flip it. That's great. Yeah, just flip it over. Yes.

The Shanksaw Prison with the Prison Connect, Warbaby. Who is War Baby? What is going to happen with War Baby? He's got face tattoos. So, like, what we, so, I mean, I guess he is part of the South Side Serpents, I mean, allegedly. But he doesn't seem like he came from. Riverdale. He does not seem like he came from Riverdale at all. And how, and, but what does War Baby have to do with anything with real estate dealings? What does War Baby have to, have to do with

that? And so, but the warden was watching out for War Baby? I guess so. I don't, you know what, that's where things got a little hazy for me. It's got a little fuzzy on the, whole War Baby Hiram Lodge connection. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I just don't really, I'm excited to learn more about Warbaby because I feel like he's going to get

released or something's going to happen to War Baby, but God, I get to grow it out there. Great name. Oh, yeah, I love War Baby. Good name, man. But I think he's going to come back and he's going to do some damage at some point. Oh, he's absolutely going to do some damage.

But speaking of prisons, we finally learn the lodge, The Lodge master plan that this has all been about from the very beginning, and I'll say it, like Hiram Lodge says it, a for-profit prison. I don't understand. I don't understand what criminals is he trying to put in there.

So is he just going to bulldoze the town and build a prison? But apparently Shanksaw is right down the road. So how you need another prison? So apparently his whole thing is to to bulldoze, I guess the whole Southside, because you're not going to do the prison in like three separate locations. I think they said that he was just going to do Southside High. He was going to bulldoze Southside High and that's where the for-profit prison would be. And I guess they would build housing for the prison for the workers on the lands of the trailer park and the dry van.

that was his master plan this whole time. There's got to be another part of this, right? I don't think there is. I was so excited about the reveal. And I'm like, what's it going to be? What's it going to be? And then he said it. I was like, what?

That's it? That's what's happening here? I just kind of went, huh. Well. Okay. And that's the other thing about Archie is like, you know what? I didn't believe in all this. I didn't think this is a good idea.

But then everything that's happened with my father getting shot in the black hood. and everything else, and I'm on your side. It's like, Archie, it's not like it's going to be the county jail for Riverdale. They're not going to be putting Riverdale criminal. It's not like it's just going to be a fucking prison for the black hood. I don't understand. And then the fact that he went back on his side, but meanwhile, Archie's trying to blackmail Hiram Lodge with his journal.

With his loose leaf journal. And because, you know, the way Jughead described is, Like, he's like a vampire going across town and sucking out the life out of the entire south side. And that, like, you know, that was like, okay, that sounds cool and all that. But then when Archie tries saying it, he just goes, you're like Dracula. Yeah. So it was like, it was like the game telephone where it's like, what are you fucking talking about, dude? What are he talking about?

When they said it twice, there was no need to say it twice. No, no, no, no. There absolutely was not. You're like Dracula. I think it went straight over higher Maj's head because it went straight over Archie's head. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, which I mean, it makes sense. And then especially, I mean, just jump into the end

when they get rid of the journal when he's like, it's the old tradition show that you're a part of this. And then they cut their hands, put it on the journal, and then burn it. That's what the old tradition is? Yes, in our family, we have been bleeding on the loose leaf journals of teenagers and burning them for generations. I thought they were at least like Blood Brothers, you guys shake hands, you do that kind of thing.

I didn't get that. This was actually, it was a fairly confusing episode. This is a bad. That's what I'm saying is that it was like a soap opera because it was full of so many soap opera twist. And speaking of which, let's get into what happened with the Blossom family. Okay. All right. Just throwing it out there.

So a while ago, I said that I thought that Daddy Cooper had a twin brother that was the Black Hood. However, I was wrong. It was just the Father Blossom that had an evil twin brother. Because I knew, I wrote it out there. I called it a long time ago that there was going to be some sort of evil twin that came into this show. Had to be. Had to be. You were totally right on with that.

And they just do all the soap opera show. Because, like, at first it starts off with a good old-fashioned will reading. And you know, every time there's a will reading, you're like, all right, here we go. What's going to happen with the will reading? And then there's a mysterious call to everyone of like, oh, did you hear about the will reading? Oh, no, I didn't. Oh, I guess we're going to be, what are we going to be doing it? What are we getting from the wheel reading?

I guess we're going to have to go back now. Well, reading. So they show up to the will reading. and, you know, it's not that surprising, you know, that what's going on with the will reading and all that. Yes. And then at the will reading, it's like the classic, the whole classic, like, and I'm here as well!

And he goes, oh! It couldn't be! It could not be. This could not be what happened. His evil twin brother merchant marine comes in. The sailor, the sailor twin brother, which they pretty much like stole, from like Fester Adams, from the first Adams family, is that he's been the long-lost brother that has been a sailor for so many years.

That's what Nana was like, you're not going to go back on the ship on you. Jesus Christ. He's like a 60-year-old man. He can't go back on the fucking ship. But apparently he's been a sailor this entire time. No one knows about it. He's a lifelong sailor.

Oh my God, the blossom curse where one twin has to die. and like a violent death? It's just, I don't know if that's a curse. I think they're just living their lives wrong. I think there's just a problem, but then you gotta think, does that mean Penny's twins? Is that what's gonna happen with her?

Oh, I guess one of the twins does have to die of violent death at one point or another. I mean, we won't get to chick just yet because we have a lot more to talk about with this will reading. We definitely. Can I just go ahead and just say, shut your face, you half-melted 10-cent troll-up?

Yeah! I had to stop it! I was just like, Alex, you wear a bitch! God, I love that so much. Half-melted 10-cent-trolop. Oh, that was beautiful. So good. It's so good.

But I was confused at the end because I thought that this guy, Claudius Blossom, Clifford Blossoms, Claudius and Clifford. So he's not Clifford return from the dead, right? Right, it's just Claudius. It's just Claudius. Because I kind of thought at the end that they were about to do like a whole, like, you know, like evil twin, but really it's the actual guy switcheroo, like a double switcheroo. No, didn't you see Marcus he had more gray hairs than Clifford? That's right. and they're getting their house, quote, in order.

They're going to kill Grandma and they're going to kill the daughter. Yeah, what's Shao'm going to do now? Because Archie and Jughead, all of them, like, they're, oh, this is how Tony comes into it. Oh, you think that she's going to stop them? What if she kills both of them? Oh, she's going to kill one of them. Yeah, oh, I bet she'll kill Claudius because you know that bitch has got some sort of knife or some kind of like thigh gun on her. God, she's so fucking hot, man.

She's amazingly hot, but she's going to ride to Cheryl's rescue on this one. Mark my words. I like it. I think you're completely right. I agree with you a thousand percent. Also, the way that Penelope Blossom was holding Claudius's hand at the end means that she fucks evil brother. Oh, obviously.

She's already fucked evil brother. Yeah. She's a fucked evil brother in the bathroom after the wheel rating. Yeah. Yeah. That's going to happen. They're going to get together. And she's going to stroke his face and say,

You look so much like him. Oh, that's definitely going to be said. That is definitely going to be said at some point. It's like Clifford's back. It's like he's here. Although they kind of hated each other, though, right? It seemed like. It kind of seemed.

I mean, they had one of those rich people marriages. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Where they just kind of, they both hate each other and everything's bad. I'm just so, I'm so excited to see where the blossom, family goes because also I find it very woke of them that they know that Cheryl's a lesbian at this point kind of and they just are into it they're fine with it. Yeah I think they can't well I think they got bigger

fish to fry here namely killing their lesbian daughter not for being a lesbian but for the money. Yeah I mean that I understand of course killer for the money she's going to get all the money yep she's going to get all the money and nobody wants that except Cheryl I just so is it time to talk about chick. I think it's time. I think we need to talk about chick.

I mean, he is very, this actor is very, very good at playing a weirdo creep. He's got the perfect face for it. Oh, yeah, he's got that weird birdhead. He does have a bird head. It's difficult to stare at. He's going to kill one of those babies.

I don't know if he is going to kill one of those babies because did you see the next time on? No. Okay, the next time on, definitely goes shows you a little bit more about what's going on with Chick. Because here's what happened with Chick this episode. Is that everyone

who had blossom blood was brought to the will reading. But in order to prove you have blossom blood, you had to take a DNA test. But Chick was very much against taking the DNA test, which caused Betty to become suspicious. So Betty went

into Chick's bathroom and dug through his poo-poo can. That was very weird. And found some used floss with some of chick's blood on it. Which also, he's flossing too hard or he's not flossing often enough because that shouldn't be like that every day. No. That's very true. And so she took that little string and got the DNA tested on the dental floss and found that chick is not who he says he is.

Dun dun dun dun this was you're right It's such a soap opera episode I'm surprised they didn't have Bump Bha happened like every five minutes Because that's a way I said it aloud to myself Oh yeah this episode was nothing but Bum Bump Bha

And so Betty confronts him At the end You're not who you say you are But who is he Who is he? Is he just some dude Because he's not a part of He's not a blossom. Yeah.

But on the other hand, listen to this. All that means is that Hal is not the bother. Right. Because Hal is the blossom. Right. See, we called this a while ago, though. We did call this a while ago. But, oh, I just came up with this just now.

Hit me. Oh, oh, this boy is not Hal's son. He's F.P. son. Yeah, I bet he is. He's got to be FP son, right? Gotta be FP son. Of course he's FP's son, because it's obvious that FP and Alice had a thing back in the day, back in high school,

back during the time that Alice got pregnant. And if he is not a blossom, then that means he's still probably Alice's son, more than likely, at least as far as the record show, he is Alice's son. But that means that he's probably also Jughead's half brother. done. Man, also, this is just like a thing from Instagram that I saw that I, what's her name, the woman that plays Alice Cooper that's fucking amazing? I don't know how to say it.

Madkin amique. Yes. She posted a picture of, like, of FP, like, yelling at her up against the wall, and Skeet-Alrich, he underneath it commented, wasn't the first time I'll have your back up against the wall won't be the last, but with, like, sexy emojis after it. And I was just like, I mean, he's not allowed to reveal anything, but at the same time, oh my, please, Christ, I have to watch them. Fuck!

You imagine how great their fuck scene's going to be? I think they're going to do a cutaway fuck scene. I don't think they're going to actually show them fucking. I know. I don't think it's going to cut away even sooner than, like, the Jughead Betty fuck scenes. Yeah. Like where it cuts away as soon. as the bra strap comes out.

Yeah, see, that's my problem with watching Outlander and Riverdale at the same times because Outlander gives you all the things that you crave when it comes to the sex things. And that's what makes me sad because I just wish they were just, you know, just like have just a couple of episodes that were rated PG-13 for the older crowd. Is that too much to ask? Oh, yeah, kids have pornography on their phones now. What's the big deal? Let's see it.

I also, I think it's great with, um, when chicks said, needles trigger me. I was like, oh my God. It was like too dark. That was almost too dark for Riverdale. Well, on the next time on, do you want to know what the next time on foreshadowed? Hit me. It looks like Betty is turning into the scary one in the Cooper household.

That chick's like, calm down, Betty. And he's like, Betty, you're scaring me. And she's going a little far with it, so we might have a dark Betty episode coming up. I think that that makes sense because what we haven't talked about yet is how she hoodwinked Kevin into sex chatting with her brother at school. Oh, yeah, I totally forgot about that. I hate that whole thing was so weird. It's like, also, don't do it at school. Don't do it at school.

Do it after school. Yeah, and don't be right. behind him trying to get him to do things. Of course he's going to be looking away. Yeah. So he's going to find that. And he works at the Bijou, which means he's probably seen Kevin in town before. Yeah, because Kevin obviously goes to movies at the Biju.

He was at a movie at the Bijou last week. Last week. Yeah. It's a small town. Yeah, I don't know. I feel like something's going to happen. I hope nothing happens to Kevin because of it, though, because I love him. Nothing's going to happen to Kevin.

I think Kevin is a, I think Kevin's an untouchable. Yeah. Yeah, I don't think anything's going to happen to him. He's too popular. He's like, he's the only sweet character in the show. Like, everybody else has like kind of a shitty thing about him.

But like Kevin's the one character where you're just like, hmm, Kevin. Yeah. Oh, I wonder how dark Betty's going to get. Hmm. Well, oh, you mentioned Kevin and the Biju. I think that's how all this is going to fall apart. Because I think Kevin is going to see

chick at the bijou. Right? Chick is going to see Kevin at the Bidju. Yeah, that's the thing. Mm-hmm. And so it's going to get back to Betty. So I think we're going to have a chick-focused episode next time. Which is, it is hard because it

is difficult. It really is difficult to stare at him. Yeah, it is. I really don't like his face. He plays creepy too well. Yeah, he's very, very good at it. Oh, when he came in with the babies, though, I was very scared because those babies are fucking cute as shit. Adorable babies. When they were in the little carriage together, They were all muched up.

It's like, oh, my God, that's babies. And I never get like that. You know I never get like that. I know you don't. But, yeah, Polly's moving to San Francisco, huh? I guess. That was weird, too. And then he cut her out of the picture.

Uh-oh, Betty's next to get cut out of that picture. But, like, does he want to, like, have sex with his mom? I'm not really sure what the relationship to the mother is, because they seem to only eat bird. breakfast together. Yes, they eat breakfast a lot together. Yeah. Like, they don't really seem to do much else activity-wise besides that.

Yeah. So I don't know. I'm very interested, though. Yeah, I'm very interested, too. But I think you do bring something up. I think he is on his way to cutting Betty out of the picture as well, and then it's just him and mama. But then what is he going to do with F. Because F.B. is going to come into the picture.

Oh, my God. And, oh, and they're going to have a sex scene. It's going to be great. Oh, yeah. So yeah, because I guess from the blood, she must know who his father is then, right? Is that what happens? See, I don't know. I don't think so.

Because that's the thing is I think she only tested the DNA against the father to see if he was a blossom. Okay. Because he didn't even want any of the money, which is ridiculous. Yeah, you can't even say that. They were very bad at being coy this episode between Chick and Veronica. Veronica trying to, like, dupe everybody. She was not good at it. I'm off Veronica.

I don't like Veronica right now. She's in a, but the same thing happened with Jug, where like there were times when I, you know, we had like four episodes that I wasn't in love with him and that was rough for me. Mm-hmm.

Yeah, I'm going through it right now of Veronica. I know what you mean. I know exactly what you mean. I'm off Veronica right now. It's hard. She's too, like, goopy.

Like, she's just not, she's just fucking up at everything and no one, and she's just not doing anything that you like. Yeah, it's really upsetting. Also, her,

for the Fred Andrews mayorial campaign really sucked. Bad graphic design. It was bad. But also, now Hermione Lodge running for mayor? I mean, that's the big deal. That was the big ending. So I don't know what's going to happen from there. I guess they're going to get a private prison.

I guess so. But also at the same time, she's going to make it one sexy, like an even sexier mayor than the last mayor. That's saying something. I don't know. I think the last mayor was sexier. Yeah, they are both really, really sexy, and especially those make-out scenes with Sheriff Keller.

I find it interesting that they can just choose who runs for mayor like that. And the fact that they should have just asked Hermione Lodge in the first place, she's the conniving one. Yeah, she's the obvious choice. I don't know why they had to get Fred Andrews. Well, because the town loves Fred Andrews more. The town's more likely to go along with it if Fred Andrews is behind the plan. Like, Hermione is a harder sell because she's still Hiram Lodge's,

still hire him Lodge's wife and they know that she's going to get something out of it. That is true. But I wonder who's going to run against her. Archie. 15 year old for mayor. He already is doing all

the crime bosses business. May as well make him the mayor. Or is it going to be Fred Andrews? It could be Fred Andrews. Because remember he got the pins at the end of it. He liked the pins. He did love the pins. So it could be It could very well be Fred Andrews.

Could be Sheriff Keller. Ooh, that would be fun, too. Or it could be Claudius Blossom. Ooh. There's a lot of things. There's a lot of different ways. They just, I think they're just so good at setting up a bunch of shit and then knocking down like half of the shit

and then leaving the rest of it up and then they're just pins that live up forever. Oh, maybe Fred Andrews is going to run, and that's when the opiate addiction comes out. Oh, my. Oh, you're right. Because they haven't addressed it. Uh-huh. Uh-huh.

I think they popped it out there, like, just in case. Like, maybe we want to do that storyline. Maybe we don't. But they might use it. It might be an issue. Ooh, I like that. Oh, they're going to rip, oh, it's going to rip Riverdale apart. I mean, what's it going to do to Archie and Veronica?

I mean, but I don't know. Archie seems to be, like, he seemed to jump onto the lodge train pretty fucking quick. At this point, they may as well just get married, right? Yeah, right. Yeah, yeah. And I also wonder, it's like, how many of the Lodge's schemes involved convincing this many children to go along with their plan?

They must have children all over the place doing their bidding. Right? I just wish they had more sexy children to farm out so they could get more spies. Nope, they only got the one. Just the one. Oh, man. Jughead was looking really good in this episode, though, by the way. Was he?

Yeah, he's just, the problem is he's just so serious all the time. I miss fun, Juggie, you know? Well, there was some fun Juggie an episode before last. I know, the last episode. Oh, when they kissed in that hot tub. I can't wait for Cheryl and Tony to kiss. It's going to happen. Don't worry.

Oh, it's going to happen. It's probably going to happen tonight. It might happen tonight. I don't know. Well, this one, the chapter 29, the episode that's coming out tonight, it's called Primary Colors, so this might be a super political. episode. Interesting because I find it so it's been this has all been one school year, but then the mayorial campaign is just going to go? Like if someone's just going to become the mayor? I guess.

Well, I guess they're having a special election. Oh. Because who's mayor? Because if the other mayor resigned, like who is acting mayor? Because you don't just not have a mayor. That's true. I feel like it's probably like Principal Weatherby, which of all the things that they allowed to be published in the blue and gold, the fact that he's like, you can't just go ahead and make fun of a student's father in the paper. It's like, what have they been doing all year? I know, there's been so many instances of this. Like, Jughead has crossed this line many times.

I love that, like, Betty's reaction when she reads Jughead's story, she goes, Principal Weatherby needs to publish this right to hell now. It's like, whoa, you are getting too big for your britches, young lady. I'm starting to really enjoy like Betty's like little weird verbal tics, like how she will like pull out a word. Like every time she says drug, she says derrug. Oh yeah, baby. Oh, she is so good at overacting. He's a drug dealer.

Oh, man. I love them. I love it so much. I can't wait to watch it tonight. I know. It's T minus two hours. Oh, you bastard. Time zones.

Yeah. So we're getting near. We're getting close to the end here. Hell yeah. And there's, well, let's see here. There are three, after this one to after tonight's, there's two more episodes. No. And then there is a break because the chapter 31 and night to remember, that's going to be the Carrie, the musical episode.

The musical episode. Yeah. I'm a little, I don't know. I'm a little, I'm not big on spectacle over plot. Me neither. But I do know that Jughead does not. sing in it. He made that very clear. He said you refuse to. Good. Good for him. Good for him for not participating in the gimmick for for sullying this respectable show. I make speed more attracted to him.

So it looks like we've got seven episodes left in this season. Yeah. So we still got we still got plenty. We got a lot like the the next few episodes are primary colors. The new. The new. Titans, a knight to remember, and prisoners, which kind of makes me think that the whole private prison thing is going to happen. If they name an episode prisoners very, very blatantly like that, then you kind of figure out that's where it's going to go. Oh, man, I bet War Baby is going to be a big part of this new prison. You know, I think War Baby's going to be a real big part of it, because there hasn't really been a big tough guy since Tallboy got out of here. You're right, and he's already gone.

Ever since FP took Tallboy to the edge of town and dropped him off, and Tall Boy just never came back, just left all his stuff and just moved on, maybe moved on to Greendale. Who knows, though, maybe he'll come back. Maybe. Maybe Tall Boy's going to be in prison, and then Tall Boy's going to show up with War Baby, and then it's going to be War Baby and Tall Boy against the South Side Serpents. Oh, my God, I would love that.

Well, we're going to have to see you. This has been a pretty speculation-heavy episode here. We're going to knock down those pins, baby. We're going to do it. Love you guys. We'll be back next week. Hell yeah. Riverdale!