Page 7 - Suck On Some Soup w/ Kara Klenk

Episode Date: February 26, 2026

This week on Page 7, Jackie and MJ are joined by the best bitch in the business Kara Klenk to goss' 'bout how lame the USA male hockey team has been after their Miracle on Ice Moment, how the USA female hockey team turned down the same invitation that made them the butt of the joke, but thankfully Flavor Flav (NOT Flava Flav) swooped in, the BAFTAs controversy has all of being Abraham Simpson at the burlesque theatre but we aaaallll know the BAFTAs are THE BITCH in the end! Jackie and MJ open Kara's mind to the intergalactic body horror that was "Animorphs", Barbra Streisand attempted to congratulate Alysa Liu on her Olympic win, but it just sort of turned into sundowning boomer talk, and celebs keep pushing pay for prayers via the Hallow App. Then we got a list to help lead the revolt against the uber rich, specifically "Today I Learned That The Ultra-Rich Spend Their Money In These 24 Ridiculous Ways, And I'm Feeling Ready To Revolt Like It's 1789"! Next we got BLINDZ, then it's onto a chewy fruity Jackie's Snackie's starting @ 1:06:46.179, with limited edition salty sweet MJ's Minute Munchies @ 1:21:08.609, and ending @ 1:29:09.724 PLUS SO MUCH MOOOORE!!! Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

I guess this song goes out to Kara and MJ and Oscar. Oh, she's sweet but a psycho, a little bit psycho, and that she's screaming. Ah, ma, my, ma, ma, ma, ma. Oh, she's hop out of a psycho. So left foot she's right, though. And now she's screaming. Ah, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma.

And I'm not going to keep going because I may be a little bit psychotic today, but I'm not going to drag you all through trying to have me listen to make sound for your ears by Ava Max, but it's not Ava Max, it's Jackie Sbrowski. It's Jacks, I guess. It's page seven. Jacks, welcome to page seven. And Kara, how the hell are you?

Welcome to page seven. How are you feeling this morning? I'm good, everybody. It's me, Kara Klink, from Who's the Bitch? I'm feeling like it's a good morning. I would like to say good morning to everyone except the U.S. men's hockey team. I love this. I love this.

Top of the morning to everyone except for this. of assholes. Yes. Okay. Help me. Because last I checked, I thought we were happy because they won. And then I turned around and we were mad. We were.

Okay. So we were so happy because they won for the first time, I think, since I've been alive. Like, they literally have not won in over 40 years. And it was like Miracle on Ice Part 2. So then they go into the locker room and not only is Cash Patel, the head of the FBI there, flown on a government plane, shugging a beer like. a loser who finally got invited to one party. Like, the picture of him is like him chugging, like,

like, he doesn't know the rate at which beer comes out of a bottle when you chug. No, he was being cool, Kara. I think he was being a cool guy. And he's got crazy eyes. And it's just like, that's, first of all, ugh. But, I mean, what are you going to do? I guess you can't kick the director of the FBI out of your locker room. But then they do a conference call.

They do a call with Trump. Trump calls them to. talk about like inviting them to the White House or whatever. And then he goes, and I got to tell you guys, I hate to say it, but I got to invite the women to. I got to do it. Or I'll be impeach. And the guys all laughed and it just turned the women's hockey team who have won more gold more recently. Who are destroying out there who have openly declined. And now they have been from President Trump.

But I think they, I think they may have declined it after this happened. Yes. So basically they just made the women's house. hockey team a punchline and it's like that's not the spirit of the Olympics that's stooping down to the level of our shithole president. Yeah. And it sucks because I don't know, like their athletes too, they just won gold. Like stop. And also it's probably it's not like, it's like I don't want to be upset with the, like with the Olympians because you also know it's like we're not saying that all of the Olympians there that were like, oh, we're pro this happening. It's just, I imagine it was just

happening. There's lots going on. And I feel bad because these are people. that have worked so hard to get to where they're at as well. And the whole situation, it's just big dump on it. The good news is Flava Flava Flav has reached out. Flava Flav has reached out. You know he has. He said, let me take these ladies to Vegas and celebrate them for real. He is doing it.

I swear to God, his comment section is like the best of what the internet has to operate. It's like Alaska Airlines being like, we'll fly everybody in. And then it's like glam squad being like, we'll do the. hair and makeup and then Live Nation is like, we've got the show tickets. Everybody's like jumping in being like, because everybody loves, we'll take care of it. Loves when he does things like this. And he loves the Olympics.

And he loves the Olympics. And I love how much Flavor Flav loves the Olympics. I love how you call him Flavor Flav. You're like, I don't call him Flava Flav because he's, I have to respect him. He specifically says he's not Flava. He went on this, like he's had this tirade. He is not Flav a Flav. He is Flavor Flav.

and he wants to be treated with respect. And I give him that respect, Cara. This feels like a Berenstein Bears thing. I know. I thought it was Flavre. I thought he literally spelt it, FLAVAVA. No, it is flavor. It is flavor.

I'm sorry, here I am teasing Jackie for giving me a hard R. I truly thought it was an A. I know, and this is not a Tourette's situation. I tell you. I'm sorry, I just did side stories with Henry and Ed, and Henry just kept thrown in. I'm sorry, I have Tourette's. And I know that we shouldn't be making jokes about the situation.

But just saying, I'm sorry I have Tourette's, which in 20206, I think that we can't even make those jokes anymore. But it's about that specific instance at the back. Can we talk about that? Sure, yeah. I mean, we can talk about it. I feel, I guess I hadn't included it in our articles because at the time when I was putting the articles together, it was just that it had happened. And in my head, I was like, well, it is a person with Tourette's. And so I was like, this happened.

So I know it was going to explode quite the way that it has. Every so often you get a celebrity news story where I just think of the gif of Grandpa Simpson walking into the bar, taking off his hat, and then turning around and walking out, you know. And I feel like I saw this and I was like, do I want to weigh it on this? Ooh. Well, I mean, like, obviously when I first heard the story that this man with Tourette's who's the subject of a movie is the reason he's at the BAFTA's, like there's a movie about him at the Fafas and he starts yelling, he yells out bad racial slurs at, was it Michael B. Jordan and

Delroy Lindo while they're presenting. And I was like, I was talking about it to my husband because I was like, wait, why would it be a racial slur? Like I know people with Tourette's say swear words and stuff like that, but why would it be, and he was like, well, I think that part of the disorder is like, you say things that you know are, like, you're, you have no, like you're saying things that are specifically incendiary kind of as... And almost like, I feel like it's like where a lot of us have intrusive thoughts. And I'm not saying, I can't say that.

I'm not comparing that. It's just when you think that like, man, this would be the worst time to do this. To say that. That's when you said. And got it. And so I imagine, but again, I do not have Tourette's. I can't speak on this. But that is what is, it is seeming.

Okay. Yeah. So then I'm thinking, oh my gosh, that's like, that's really, that sucks that happened. Like this man can't, like, control himself. like medically it's a condition and then but then also people that are in the room and the people that it was aimed towards absolutely have the right to feel sad and offended that that word was screamed at them but then what pissed me off was this morning the bafters aired it that it was on a two

hour delay that's it that's who's the bitch that's the bitch is like i didn't hear that part of it until this morning exactly it was on a two hour delay it's not like it's even the academy awards is on a five in a delay or whatever the delay is, it's to stop that kind of stuff from happening. Exactly. This is, I think this is exact. Like, this is not like how, it's like with Kanye, you can be like, you can be, you know, mentally ill and not racist. That, I think that's different here because of the specific, I'm not a psychiatrist, but I think

there's a specific thing with Tourette's where it's like, we actually can agree that racial slurs happening with somebody with Tourette's is not. the same thing as them choosing to use those on purpose. That is completely fine. I think that the bitch here is the people who chose to broadcast the slurs without at easily being able to edit them out. Yeah. Like that's like, like, and I do feel for Ellen coming in the situation where he's trying to be like, this person, this is not in this person's control. This is happening live.

Like for the live event, yes, that the two problems you identified, people are uncomfortable with these words. and also this is not, these are not words that are being used on purpose. Both of those things can be true. What can also be true is that we could have quite easily edited out those,

the racial slurs for the broadcast. I think that's, I think from everything that I've read, that's the takeaway. Like it was even up, it was even up in the online version

like for a while. Yes. They finally, they took it down. And I was like talking to my husband about it, Jared Logan, a vampire of LPN for everyone.

Please everybody check out Everybody check out Vampire the Masquerade on the LPN TV YouTube. Vampire Bloodbath. Yeah, vampire bloodbath. And he was like, I just think that he was, you know, he's a huge contrarian. So he just wants to fight me on everything. And I was like, that's crazy that they didn't edit it out. And he was like, yeah, but it just feels like so many people don't have power in their jobs. And this could have just been like a mistake. And like someone. And I was like, it's a pretty huge fucking mistake, man. If they can take out the Palestine reference. That's right. That's right.

saying free Palestine. You can take out people saying fuck ice in all these speeches. You can take out a guy. And it had happened apparently in the room three times. I think after time two maybe, we got to move somebody backstage. You watch on a monitor, have them come out when it's their turn or whatever. But like, you can't just like make everybody hear racial slurs when like if it's, if it's predictable that it's going to happen. Right.

And I also imagine that like, probably somewhere, and again, to be a devil's advocate, that somewhere they're like, well, we're not going to, we don't want to silence someone just because of what they're saying, but at what point are you leaving this in just for the news cycle to talk about it? And it's like, and what is that worse? I was arguing to Jared, I go, I kind of feel like they kept it in on purpose. People don't watch award shows. They knew it was a moment.

They thought, oh, let's keep it in. I'm not talking about anything else from the bathers. And then we'll take it out and it'll be like, you know, it'll just get some attention on the BAFTAs, which don't get as much attention as like the Oscars or the Golden Glooms. Maybe they do abroad and I'm stupid. But like, you know. And Jared was accusing me of being a conspiracy theorist. And I was like, I just don't think a lot of these things are accidents. I don't think these are like, oopsie dupes.

Our editor didn't realize this shouldn't make the broadcast. A hundred percent. Nobody took a final look at it. Like, I just don't. You're so right. If it hadn't been. You're so right. If the Free Palestine thing hadn't been edited.

it out, then we might be having a different conversation. Also, just to highlight that the person in question also put out a statement that said, my involuntary tics are not a reflection of my personal beliefs. I was heartened by the round of applause that followed this announcement and felt welcomed and understood in an environment that would normally, that would normally be impossible for me. In addition to the announcement by Alan Cumming, the BBC and BFTA, I can only add that I am and always have been deeply mortified if anyone considers my involuntary tics to be intentional or carry any meaning. This. done. So it's like now I feel bad for this guy because like this guy who was, you know,

something happened that was out of his control and it turns into this whole thing. I saw people shitting on Alan coming. It seems like Alan coming kind of did the best with, if he can acknowledge what's happening live in the moment and be like, just so you know, this is not a personal thing. This person is not doing this on purpose. Like if if the host can acknowledge it live as it's happening, then it seems like something the editors should be able to figure out how to deal with, you know, after the fact. And honestly, all I remember about the Bafters is that time that, that who even was it, Jackie, who sang that funny song that everybody made fun of that had the line, Angela Bassett did the thing. Oh, yes.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't even know how to Google that. My woman, King. Yeah. If I Google Angela Bassett. It was, oh, my God, she's from West Side Story. Yes. Her name is Arianna-Dibos.

Andrea DeBos. Andrea DeBos. Angela Basset did the thing. That's what I hear BAFTA, that's all I can think about. And then what does she say, my woman king? Who's my woman king? Viola Davis. My woman king.

Yes. Myola Davis, my woman king. That's a BAFTA story I can get behind. That was fun. Yes. And, you know, another story maybe you guys can get behind and maybe the one you don't want me to bring up, have either one of you ever read animorphs? I need to know.

You emailed us about this. And I don't even know what you're talking. I don't even know what it is. Have you ever been to a book fair, Kara? I'm not talking about with your children. I'm talking about when you were a child. Animorphs. But I'm a little bit older than you guys, aren't I?

You are, but they were iconic covers of the children morphing into animals. So they are specifically known for. I don't think I've ever seen this before. Wow, Kara. But what is it? Like, this freaks me out. What is it? They free us all out.

Why is this little girl turning into a rat? The literacy crisis of the 90s was solved by animorphs. Guys, I'm literally in contact with Scholastic. I'm planning my school's book fair right now. Like, I am into literacy. Talk to them by just animals. I don't think I've ever seen these. There are 54 books of animorphs, Kara.

I'm sorry, are these fictional or it's like the kids turn into animals because of a ray? And I'm sorry, not to genderize you. Sorry, Adam. did you read Animorphs not to only ask because you're the man in the room. All right, no, he did not. Really? Because they were marketed towards boys of our age. Books for boys.

They were books for boys and they were definitely not books for girls at all. And I never knew anything about them. I knew about the covers. We've all seen the covers since the beginning of time. And it is a YA sci-fi book. But Jeff randomly, over the weekend, I made a joke about Animorphs. I don't even know what. what it was. And he was like, did you ever read any of animorphs? I was like, no, I never read.

And he's like, you know I read every single animorph's book? And I said, oh, I didn't know that you were that much of an animal. He's like, do you know what animorphs is about? And I was like, yeah, it's about kids that turn into animals. And that's the extent of what I feel like a lot of people know. That's as far as it goes for me. Yeah. About animorphs? It's the point of the book that the kids turn into animals, turn into animals somehow. And then you learn about the animal. They learn about the experience of being an animal. Okay. I thought it was. I thought it was like a power ranger situation where maybe they do things as animals. They save things? Yeah, they're powerful. I don't know.

This girl's turning into a little white rat. She seems more powerful as a tween. Right? No. Or are they more powerful trying to kill a race of aliens called the yurks that are parasitic aliens that crawl into your ear and wrap around your brain? And they are essentially worked on like Wolverine, like the X-Men, they were turned into these freaks of nature that through the 50, it is supposedly the most epic, crazy, intergalactic, planet battle.

And like, it is terrifying. It is upsetting. There is nothing happy about any of these books. And it's crazy because Jeff was like, no one knew that we were reading these books. He's like, it was like, it fundamentally made me who I am because of how insane these books. Well, first of all, I ended up somehow on the Facebook page of the author, and this is the re-release of the covers. So this looks a lot more like sci-fi, what's going on? They've already stopped the re-release because people hate it so much.

They were like, bring back the old cover. The old covers make it look like some kind of science thing for some reason. Yes, yes, yes. Jared said, no, I never did. I think that was a generation behind mine. We were more into Choose Your Own Adventure. Oh, Choose Your Own Adventure books. Which I'm sorry.

I said that they were against the Yerks. I'm sorry, the Yerks want peace. So there's like good guy aliens. You're spreading misinformation. Spreading misinformation about it. I know, and I'm so sorry that I'm not properly representing the alien, you know, exosphere. Animorphs, fans up there, screaming in their car, screaming so upset but it is about saving the earth it is all about trying to save the earth from

aliens over 54 books and then jeff showed me i think it's called like the traumatization of animorphs and it went through it was like an hour and a half talking about the story of animorphs to a point that i was like do i need to go read animorphs this is crazy that I feel like I knew so many and not to say it I knew so many boys that read animorphs and I genuinely had absolutely no idea what it was about so I just wanted to bring it up

just in case there are other people out there that are now screaming yes yes you see why I am the way that I am you know what it is you know how we have all I think as a society agreed on the concept of the horse girl I think that there was also what I call maybe other people also use this terminology the wolf shirt boy.

And the wolf shirt boy wore wolf shirts only. And it was usually like kind of a montage of different images of wolves. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Sometimes they're howling at the moon. Sometimes it's like pups at play. Yeah, it was like, I'm not talking about like the, like a kitten sweater that like an elderly woman wears with one kitten in the middle.

A wolf shirt boy has like, it's like a kind of ambre visual effect. And there's, it's like an 1980s studio portrait. with like all the different, like a profile and a head-on, but it's all of wolves. And we all knew a wolf shirt boy. They only wore wool shirts. And I feel like the wolf shirt boys read the Animorph's books. Oh, yeah. You know, I get what you're saying.

And I didn't talk to those boys. So I never asked what they were about. I was like reading Babysitters Club and like trying to figure out starting my own business. And I was reading Fear Street. So, wow. This is having, MJ and I were Fear Street babies. So that was because they were like, like, I didn't read anything spooky spooky scary.

He never did goosebumps or anything. Not even goosebumps, I think I was too scared. But that was the thing, Fear Street. Fear Street was the older and it was a little sexy. And it was like a little dangerous. That's scary. Yeah. A little bit dangerous.

And sometimes someone would like push you up against the locker and kiss you. And you'd be like, oh my God. We're in school. You can't do this. Remember when saved by the bell would go to that club called the attic? Yes. It was literally, it looked like a teen center. Yes.

And they were like, we're going to the attic tonight. Yes. And Zach would wear a t-shirt with a blazer. And to this day, I often want to wear something slightly dressedier than a t-shirt, but not a three-piece suit. And I still don't know if I'll look like Zach Morris if I wear a T-shirt with a blazer. I can. You definitely can.

You need, I think you need shoulder pads. I think that's the only difference between the fits. But wait, you were saved by the bell? Huge. Was that your show growing up? Because I feel like MJ? Well, I wasn't allowed to watch TV during the week. So then if I could watch TV on the weekend Saturday morning, I was like out of my way.

I was watching Save By the Bell, was watching California Dream. With all your siblings, how did you guys have to, how did you guys all choose what you were gonna watch? I think I, my sister and I were a team. So if we wanted to watch Save By the Bell,

we could overpower my brother. And then the younger three are so much younger, it was like, get out of here. Oh, you know. So I think because I was the oldest and I had my sister on my side, it was like,

you could do anything. We obviously want to watch Zach and A.C. Slater, get out of here. Yeah, get out. That was my show as well. I learned everything I know from Save By the Bell.

And then I watched this other little teen soap called 15 that was from Canada. Oh. And I think it, I think it overlapped. I think there were some digassy actors

like that went on both. And it was on like Nickelodeon or something on Sunday mornings. Like you could tell that it was like this is when we get weird shows from other countries

and like it wasn't the regular. Oh yes. Although, you know, you can't do that on television was also Canadian. But Ryan Reynolds was on it apparently. Yeah, 15 was and it was always like there was this

girl named Ashley and she was the main girl and she barely opened her eyes and she talked like this Laura Harris. There was always something really bad going on and you don't understand what it's happening in my home and like and then all this boys. I feel like there were like pregnancy scares. It was like all this stuff that I was like way too young to even get what was going on. Yeah. But I was like this rocks. Like I can't wait for high school. It's going to be so dramatic. And it was like one of those, those were the kind of shows that made me not be able to like, I couldn't wait to have my own locker. I just thought that was going to be so fucking cool. to have my own locker

because we didn't have them in elementary school really. Oh, a place to put your stuff. With a combo lock. Oh my God. And then you didn't realize how they never show you when you're watching those shows

how many times it takes to open the lock because no matter how many years I had that lock, I still would fucking lock the locker jet and to a point that I would just not lock it anymore because I couldn't handle it. So our lockers were like this kind

that were combo where a piece of metal would slide in and out, right? Like that's how it would open for you, Right? So if your locker was open and someone came and slid the metal out and then spun your combo, it was called a locker job. And they'd be like, oh, you just gave me a locker job. I'm going to be late for class. Because now you have to sit there and do your combo, undo the locker job and like undo the locker job. That just came to me. I haven't thought about a locker job in a long ass time. Is it kind of nice when those memories are brought back? And you're like, oh, I'm not absolutely dead before like two days ago. You know, like my memory actually works. Remember something. I don't remember. much anymore, though. You know, and I'm trying to be like...

I'm saving space for locker jobs. I'm not learning about... I don't know what's even happening currently in Venezuela, but I'm saving room for locker jobs. They're in there. Yeah, when we're in the nursing home, I'm going to be like reciting lines from Saved by the Bell. Because I'm like, I, you know, I don't remember much,

but I can still say there's no hope with dope. No. No. Oh, yeah. Correct. Stupid. Yeah. Irresponsible.

You know, well, at least you're not so old that you're talking about half Chinese Olympians. Yeah, we're bringing up a list of Lou. We're bringing up Barbara Streisand. You know, Barbara Streisand, she's old. She has no business.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Like ice business, I guess, but it's a different kind. And we're not talking about the real bad ones. We're talking about the one, the Olympic old medalist, that I will say, absolutely amazing routine. Yeah, this was cool. Definitely check it out.

if you have not seen it yet, it is a beautiful, beautiful piece. She's giving me, I talked about this on my other podcast yesterday. Like, she's giving me hope about the future. Like, I see,

I listen to her talk and I'm like, oh, maybe we'll be okay. We'll be okay, maybe, you know? Yeah, the slide around on the knees. Girl. Yeah.

It's like not even the skating to it. Like, the skating was perfection. But she stopped skating for two years because it was taking over her fucking life. And she was like, you know what? I want to go back.

But I'm doing it on my turn. And she just, and they were like, it's never going to, she didn't think she was going to make world. She didn't think she was going to make the Olympics. Then she fucking did it. And she looked like she was having a blast. I love her. And it does kind of make me think of Tara and Johnny talking on the traitors because it's Tara Lepinski and Johnny we are two huge, you know, Olympian ice skaters.

And they were trying to pretend like they didn't know each other for a really long time. But also at one point they were like, we don't know how to play games. We were Olympians. We had no life. We had no, like, we have no strategy. Johnny said we don't have no childhood. It's very sad. Like, Johnny Weir and Darylopensky are like trauma bonded because of being child

Olympians. So, yeah, seeing. And it's, I think it's going to end up hurting their game on the traitors. Yeah. I think it's going to backfire for them. It's hurting their game for sure. But Barbara Streisand, because, you know, at some point, I know we take the driver's license away. But when do we take the social media away? I feel like there should be a law that at some

point, like licenses, we just take their right to post on social media, because Barbara tries it, I'm just going to read it. Yeah. It says, we were so happy to see Alisa Lou win. I believe it's Alyssa or Elisa. I can't remember. I think it's Alyssa. Alyssa. I thought it was Alyssa. Alyssa. Alyssa, Alyssa, Alyssa, Alyssa, when the golden medal in Milan yesterday, my husband just showed me that in 2019 she skated to my song Don't rain on my parade. I'm so proud of her.

I heard that she's half Chinese. My second family in Brooklyn that lived above us was a Chinese family called the Choy's. I worked in their Chinese restaurant since I was 12 years old and also babysat for their children. She was like a second mother to me.

End of post. It really is. And I just Googled probably one of the most Googled things today, which is Barbara Streisand age. Okay? Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I just wanted to double check

before we got any further into this that this woman is 83 years old. She's 83 years old. And I feel like we're dealing with a stream of consciousness situation here. I mean, it's totally like valid for people being like, this is, this is weird. You don't need to bring up this family.

This is confusing. You could have stopped it after I'm so proud of her. Why you bringing up this? This didn't need it. Other family that has nothing to do with the person who just won the gold. I feel like this is the kind of thing.

She even brought up her husband. I feel like, did she show it to her husband? And he was like, well, you didn't say the other word, so you're doing a great job. Like, I feel like it's like, because they didn't, she didn't write a different word, then it's fine. It is just one of those things where we've all been in a conversation with somebody around this age where you're having what starts off as a normal conversation. And you're like, uh-huh.

Yes. I also saw that Olympic gold medalist. And then suddenly it just takes a turn and you're like, how did we get here? Why are we talking about this? Your childhood neighbors. Oh, it's just because that ethnicity reminded you of this other family. Okay. But in her brain, you knew she was trying in her old, like in the boomer brain.

She thought that it was like, I'm connecting. I'm connecting with the youth. I've always been connected to the Chinese people. Yeah. I'm always saying that about Barber Stride's. And that's why this is connected. Yes, yes, yes. It's a bit of a there there, grandma.

This is a woman who cloned her dogs, you guys. I mean, we're not going to get an apology. We're not going to get any... We're not going to get her going, oh, should I not have... She doesn't. She is only onward and upward with Barbara. It's the same with Bet Midler. And again, I love Bet Midler.

I just don't look at anything she posts. I don't want to know what Bet Miller is currently. I used to follow Bet on Twitter, but now I'm off of Twitter. So what's the problem? What's she doing? She's still. She's too online. You know, this is...

chronically. It really, I mean, in a way, you have to admire the boomers because unlike our generation, they're not looking back to see if anyone cares what they said, you know, like, but you're right, Kara, Barbara Streis says it's not going to be like, did I offend someone? Yeah. Let me release a statement. Plow forward. Yeah.

Yeah. And this will, I mean, and she's kind of, like, no one will talk about this tomorrow. Like, it'll be, you know, like the people, you know, again, it's like, it's, we were talking last week about rumor Willis said, like, you know, single mom duty. and then everyone is like, fuck you, you're rich. And, you know, it's like, people screaming at Barbara Stein said about this comment, I'm like, I think it is fine for us all to notice that we shouldn't talk like this and keep it moving without yelling at this woman online. Because she is 83 years old and there's all, you know, it's, I don't think anyone's looking at this and it's like, this is a good example of how to post, you know?

And she, and you can tell, she was not saying it in a disparaging way. It's just completely unnecessary. And so, you know, we just say, Babs, put the blue sky down. How about you just keep the thumbs off the phone for now? Let's not do this. They're like, my people are going to want a statement from me. I mean, that's what these women are they. It's funny because I just watched on a plane like last year this movie with Bet Midler that is four women.

It's called The Fabulous Four. And it's four older women that are all best friends from when they were younger. You love old women video. my genre. This is what I like old lady movies. I like older people finding love movies, book club, something's got to give. All of that is right in my freaking wheelhouse.

But this movie was so bad. But it's Beth Midler, Susan Sarandon, Megan Malali, and Shirley Ralph. Oh, I mean, I love that. I thought. I would watch that. It's a fucking mess, the movie. Oh, no.

But Ben Midler's character is like trying to become a social media like Maven. Oh my God. And so she's always like, I got to put this on my, on my tweet. And so like she's always tweeting and then they're showing what she tweets and it's all such like boomer. But it's also the movie makes it like so much, so cringy. And now you're making me think that that's like, she probably was like, how about my characters really into social media? Just like I'm into social media, I do imagine, you know? Yeah. And you know, there's a lot of people we really shouldn't be backing online and let's just say that Chris Pratt is continues to be one of them. Oh my least favorite Chris.

Can we just, when I saw Mercy, the latest movie that, like I go see so many movies in the movie theater. And there are two movies. I feel like Mercy was up there with F1. I'm sorry Brad Pitt, even though a nominated for an Oscar. I will not see F1 and I will definitely never watch the movie. mercy, which I'm already asleep. Do you even know that that movie existed?

Who is it? Who possibly gives a shit? Who knows? He's got a gun and he's doing something. I mean, it sounds like one of these new Christian movies that I'm getting, like I'm getting ads for whenever I take my kids to the movies. Yes. There's always a bunch of ads for like new fun kid movies.

And then there's some movie that's like, I'm bringing my diabetic son on tour. This is my last chance. God catch me. You know, like these fucking movies that are like so religious, like, not even religious coded. They're like drenched in religion. In the near future, an advanced AI judge tells a captive detective that he's on trial for the murder of his wife. If he fails to prove his innocence within 90 minutes, he'll be executed on the spot. Oh, so it's actiony. It's not Christian. Yeah, no, it's not. I imagine he probably gets a God in there every once in a while, I imagine it's part of his

contract. But this is why Chris Pratt is such a sleeper agent for those weird Christians. things because it's not even like he's just making the totally weird Christian movies, like the way of Mel Gibson where it's just like, okay, you seem to have jumped the shark towards Christianity in a way that is like at least predictable. Like Chris Pratt is still in normal Hollywood making normal movies, but then also hawking for this very not normal app called Hallow, which we know about because Gwen Stefani. Gwen Stefani. And we looked it up and there's nothing wrong with being a Catholic.

Yeah, I'll say it. Cancel me. But I love a bunch of many Catholics in my life come from the most Catholic county in the United States, I think. And so I also supported by, supported by Mark Wahlberg. Don't forget Mark Wahlberg's in there too. I could have stopped 9-11 if he had the chance. He had that. Oh, let him on the plane. And he jumped the shark a while ago. But I, but so I, and so this again, it presents as like, okay, it's a little app to help you with Lent. Like again, I just, I feel like I know I know I'm in the minority here. I know a lot of people do not love Catholicism. I'm not saying I love Catholicism. But I'm saying a lot of normal Catholics out there. Totally normal, not creepy, not weird, not aggressive, just normal Catholics. But this is not that like normal Catholics. This is like the freaky. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. The freaky kind that are really aggressive about politics. And so this is and yeah, this extra, I'm looking at the website right now. If you go to hello.com, it is so creepy.

I just don't get what you are offered. You get to pray with someone? Is that what? Prayer plans. You are offered prayers for kids. You're offered, you know, various rosaries. Right now, yes. I like how they're like we're the number one prayer app.

Are there a lot of other ones? Right, you pieces of garbage. No, because Chris Pratt right now. I clicked on this and now it's going to come in my grandma all the time and ask me. Oh, you're going to get everything for it. It's going to be like, wait, we thought you. Chris Pratt is doing a 40-day prayer challenge. So that's why he was out there.

on the social media. It's trying to get everybody to join his prayer challenge. That's weird. That's a really weird thing to say. Prayer and how you keep it and your spirituality is yours. It is your time. You're capitalizing on this. This feels like the onion to me. When I look at this, I feel like I'm looking at the onion. I'm like, what? And it's not, I think that the real key here is that it's not a political Catholicism. It is, you know, it is, Peter Thiel is part of this. Tucker Carlson, I believe, has a partnership with it. Like, when you look at the intersection of different people with this app, it's not just Gwen Stefani and Chris Pratt. It's like, you know, worse. And so I think that they're like a drop-down menu that's like, pray for all the liberals, pray for all the aborted babies. Pray for all the, you know.

Oh, yeah, that's why. So they are doing it for Lent because, ew, I'll be joining my buddy Mark Wahlberg and, helping everyone stay prayed up until Easter with weekly fasting challenges as part of Hallow's Pray 40 Challenge. That's what? Like, I know that we live in Running Man. Like, I understand that we have hit this level. But like, that's a crazy thing to say. That's truly crazy.

Yeah. I know. We've got so many other things that we have to be dealing with. AI is out of control. There's so many other. And then you look at something like this and just like, how is this happening? Why is this, why does this exist?

Yeah. And like, I don't know. I guess if I was, if it's the Catholic Church, I don't know, this is for money. Exactly. If you want, if there was a, like, there's the public library where you can go get books for free.

Do you know what I mean? Like, I have an app for them. If there was an app that like, the Catholic Church put out that was like, we just want to integrate into the 21st century and we just want people to have more access. To encourage people to pray.

Totally. Here's a free app. This is for money. This is people. are profiting off of your prayer. And there's a news story that it surpassed WhatsApp and chat GPT this past week to be the most downloaded app. How? I don't, yeah, I mean, I don't know.

But it's totally, like, again, I, you know. But it's also working with Maha, so you know that all of it is bullshit. You know it's all bullshit. Right. So no matter what they say, yeah, you can keep saying, where the number one prayer app that you can pay to pray? it's like good for you. So I guess just stay over there.

Yeah. How do y'all stay over there? I mean, it's like, I mean, I don't know. Just the, just a light Google says approximately 62% of American adults identify as Christian. And you have to imagine that a big chunk of those are people that are just like, sure, I'm Christian, but they don't ever really do anything. Right. Right. Yeah.

Again, or like, you know, it was totally, I remember this time of year, like the, you know, you do the Ash Wednesday and my friends would give up stuff for Lent. And it was no big deal. They weren't weird about it. You know, it's just like a part of life. Right. Just do it. Like, and I think, right, I have no problem with anybody being religious, but this is so obviously, like, the aggressive imperial kind. Yeah.

Yeah. And Chris Pratt, I do think he's like this, like, sleeper agent where he's like, I'll do normal Hollywood, but I'll be so Christian about it that it's like, he's blur. He's bringing the world of the normal and the world of the really aggressively Christian together, you know? And it makes me so annoyed. because I recently watched Guardians of the Galaxy, and I want to say it was kind of the first time I'd watched it, or at least first time I paid attention to it being on. And I really, they could replace Chris Pratt with almost anyone.

I do feel, it's like, everyone's like, but he's great as Blaster Galaxy Blaster Guy. And I'm like, sure. But, and I just feel like a lot of people could have done what he did, not to say that it's not difficult being in a Marvel movie. I know that it is. It's just, can we just replace it? Can we just get rid of Chris Pratt?

That would be great. Who is your guy's favorite, Chris? I'm Pine. I think I'm a Hemsworth. I'm Pinesworth. Really? Yeah. Yeah, I think I'm a Hemsworth.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm either Pine or Evans. Interesting. I cannot memorize Evans' face. I have a pro pro pro prognosia with Evans. I cannot Chris Evans face I'm like

Who is that? Yeah It's always like Oh it's Chris Evans Yes I also I think I bring up Chris Hemsworth Because I just saw Crime 101

And he was all that movie And I just kept thinking that I was like I think I like this Hemsworth I mean he's like I don't think I've ever seen him in a movie And he loves his wife And he loves his kids Better than his brother

That's a thing And he like he loves his family And he's raising the kids Outside of the Sphere of Hollywood and I think I like them. Wait, let me ask you to this because you guys are the experts on pop culture. What is happening with Liam Hemsworth? I just saw something pop into my feed recently where he was like, I don't like, or

some article was like, Liam Hemsworth does not like being called just Miley Cyrus's ex-husband or whatever. But it's like, did that ruin his life? Like, getting her like getting divorced and then writing flowers about him. Like did that like, is he done? Is he still acting? What's he doing? On the street is that they are friends now six years after the divorce.

but I know that he really is, I think, still gets a bunch of shit for all of it. There's all, the problem is that there's so much PR around like what Miley's going to do because I don't know if any of this is true. Miley's PR, I mean, I'm decidedly not an expert in pop culture, but based on the blinds, it's just, I think the times that Liam's name gets mentioned is usually in reference to Miley and usually about how much everybody hates him for that reason. Right. I mean, like, I can't think of anything I've seen him in since Hunger Games.

Well, apparently he was replaced in the Witcher series. And now I'm trying to quickly look into this because I don't know why. So Liam Hemsworth replaced Henry Cavill in the Witcher because Cavill decided to leave the series after season three. But I think a lot of people are unhappy. They're unhappy. They're unhappy. They're unhappy.

They all have something to say about it. He just doesn't seem like he's worth. working that much, you guys. I mean, he's only made like five movies in the past six years. But now he's going to be The Witcher and I guess, you know, we'll see if that takes the upset and the pain of Miley away from him. I also feel like it will. Like my instinct is that like pop star fandom is like it's grudges get held really long. Mental illness. Was that the word you were looking for? Yeah, yeah, yeah. a lot. Like grudges around like, you know, there's still a lot of discourse around.

She could like get back together with him and people would still, here, she would still have fans that were like, I'll never forgive him for what he did to you. I mean, Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez haven't been together for how long and like, oh yeah, she'll have to deal with it. Like any time something happens with Justin Bieber. So I just, I don't know if that's unique to the music industry compared to the movie industry. He has Bell's palsy.

Look what you did Selena. Yeah. She just, she gets so. much shit about that breakup. And I just wonder if there's some, like, if there's just a power that came from fucking over Miley that Liam Hemsworth will never get over. But I also don't watch his movies. It's a heck, so I don't know.

Yeah. Maybe it's like her, like she has become a little bit more like the gate master or is, or was she the key, the key master in Ghostbusters too? Because she is looking more and more like Sigourney Weaver does in that movie. So maybe she has just become her And maybe that's what happened to Liam. I love Sigourney Weaver in that movie. Her baby's name is Oscar.

Oh my God, is that where you got Oski from? Probably. Probably. Oh my gosh, but we know we didn't get him from the list. It's time for the list. Oh, who's on the list? Jackie, got to have that list. This is not about celebrities, man.

This is just about rich people. because this just really, really rich people, but this list is called, Today I learned that the ultra-rich spend their money in these 24 ridiculous ways, and I'm feeling ready to revolt like at 1789. And there are some in here that I'm just like excited about this list because it really is crazy to think. I have never been rich before. I imagine I will never be rich, at least not like this, not to the extent like these people are. Be rich in happiness.

I'm rich in happiness. And isn't that? Oh, isn't that all we need, guys? Isn't that everything? Is it that that that kind of built? You just bring that to your landlord. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Man, I'm feeling great today.

What about my happiness, sirs? I worked estate security for a billionaire. The total property staff numbered about 24 people. He had a massive property with multiple guest homes, one of which he was renovating. It was full of expensive furniture he didn't want anymore, and he ordered it all to be thrown away. The estate manager told him the employees would gladly take the furniture. for free. Not only did he decline, he then hired a separate security company to guard the trash dumpsters containing the furniture until it was all hauled away to the landfill.

I started reading these and I just started being filled with more and more rage that I had to read this list because it's so infuriating. I see the look on both of your faces. What was that, MJ? I've just like, there's like on the number line, there's this at one end and then on the other end there's me like holding on to a pair of shoes that don't fit either of my children just because like someday somebody may need them. You know, and I'm not even trying to be an order, but I don't want to put them in the trash and they're still good. So I'm just going to wait until my friends, babies, my, like I will, I, it makes me feel so viscerally sad to throw something away if it's still good to my detriment. Like I, it's something I need to get over. I'm in by nothing giving away bags of oranges with one orange missing.

I mean, come on. The people on Buy Nothing who are like, this kale still has one day left. And I'm like, sweetie, compost it. The thing is, like, I'm actually surprised that this guy did not want to auction the furniture because make more money. These guys always want to make more money. Like, you know what I mean? Just to junk stuff.

Like, I'm always surprised when it's like, oh, it's an estate sale for some loaded person. You're like, can't you just donate all of this? Right. I'm surprised that he was like, no, it must go in the garbage. Because I could understand, I don't, I don't understand personally. but I could twist my mind to understand that if he was like, I don't really want it to go to my employees that feels like a weird boundary.

Like it's my things. I don't want them to tell people that it came from my house. Whatever. You could twist your way. But then you're like, can you send it to a shelter across town where no one knows where it came from? It doesn't have to go to a landfill. It's like so insane. Absolutely insane. Or is this,

you know, I don't know if this is more insane but it kind of makes me think of MJ's new living partner, which is a cat. And welcome Lester. Welcome new living partner, Lester. Yes. Lester. Lester.

It is not the cat we wanted. It's the cat we deserve. And it's not that. No, it's at MJ is helping family. Anyway, I knew a young woman who was a nanny for a well-known billionaire. He had numerous homes fully staffed across the country. The family enjoyed golden retrievers, but didn't want to bother traveling with them. So each home had its own set of retrievers with the same name.

some of these homes you would only visit a few weeks per year. Oh my God. Bring back the guillotine. Bring out the guillotine. This is how we do it. This is how we instigate the class war because I think that with... People knew this stuff. Right?

Really, really common knowledge. Yes. If this was... Because I think a lot of times people are like, well, they're rich, they must be, you know, I don't know. They must have done something. They worked really hard to earn that money. Yes. Not enough money in the world to have multiple retriever sets.

That's insane. Now, this made me think of, honestly, it just makes me... Also, you don't want to travel with them. You could hire a person to fly them on their own plane. Yes, I have done that as a nanny. I was the one that, except not with the dogs, I was the one that traveled with the kids. The parents didn't want to travel with the kids,

so I would be the one that dealt with all of the travel with the children. And it does, I mean, doesn't that sound great? Like, I'm looking at two parents right now. You don't want your... Doesn't that sound amazing? Exactly does. I would consider travel with your children ever again. Sounds pretty awesome.

And it was a nightmare. I hated it. I was the worst part of my job because the kids didn't want to be traveling with me. But anyway, this upsets me because you read about how many helicopter crashes there are. Deaths there are every year. And so much of it is because, genuinely, of people that are like, I don't care about the conditions. you're going to get the copter to me and I'm going to go. Like this person, once we were stuck on a small island in the Mediterranean,

a storm was raging to the point where the ferries weren't allowed to run. Now, there was a spa in this place that catered to, shall we say, a very privileged clientele. One patron, a middle-aged dowager, after being baked in salt scrub, demanded to return to Naples on schedule. Upon being informed that it was impossible, she ordered a helicopter from the mainland to retrieve her. This person said, I witnessed the whole process from the beach and was never so terrified for a pilot in my life.

He took five tries to get the woman loaded up. I hope he charged her the price of the entire helicopter. They could have so easily died. And there are so many people that do die because of things like this. Yeah. And isn't that such a crazy world that we would never have anything to do with? That's nuts. Helicopters are so scary because, like, I mean, it's scary because the crashes happen all the time.

and you kind of put them out of your mind because the death count is usually only like two people. Right. And you just kind of like are like, and there's people that are like when they were like, oh, we're going to introduce Uber in Manhattan that'll take you like from the airport to the city or to like from the Hamptons to the city.

I was like, oh my God, what? There's me planes crashing all over the place. Yeah, there's many things about being rich that look fun to me, mostly the snacks and the drinks. But the helicopter rides, I could not, I got to stay poor. I can't. I think I can't do it. Not for me.

And also, little. planes. Yeah. No. Again, you know, send help. That'll just, the second you think, I could get on a PJ. Oh, is there a crash scene pretty, like. Yes.

And it's just the idea of a low plane, man. No. And there ain't nowhere to go. Ain't nowhere run to. No. But, you know, I guess you don't have to worry about that if you're a billionaire, because you just think, I guess, an net will show up somewhere. It's like, haven't I paid someone to grab me out of the sky?

or how do you feel about this person says I go to a private school currently and overheard one of the girls complaining that they had to go to Japan for skiing instead of Switzerland like they wanted. Wow. Rich people are insane. That's it.

I'll stop my list now. There are many more other... I have to say with the kids, that's the parents' fault. That's what you teach the kids. My sister is a public school teacher in New York City and she was at this school once... She's not at this school anymore, but she was at like a pretty nice public school,

but nice, like extra money for extra stuff. And the kids were like, where's your country home, Miss Caitlin? And she was like, I don't have a country home. And they were like, what do you mean? They didn't understand it because they just thought everybody does. And like, that's because their parents have not told them, you're not, you're actually super lucky that we have a home outside the city. Like a lot of people don't have that.

Like an Apple Paltrow, I say, she's, and now Apple Paltrow is Apple. It's Apple Martin, isn't it? Apple Martin. Apple Martin is definitely trying to be. being like, I'm not a huge bitch, guys. I'm definitely not, it's like, there's no way you're not a huge bitch. I'm sorry. I know you're young, but that doesn't mean it can't be a huge bitch.

Yeah. Wait, do you guys watch the pit? Oh, yes. Okay, so I didn't know that Dr. Mel King is Brian Krantz's daughter. She took a different last name, probably to avoid the NEPO. She's on her mom's last, her mom's maiden. She did it specifically. that she wouldn't get cast because of her last name.

Isn't that fun? It is fun. It could be a good number. Yes. She changed her last name to Deirdin. Now, Fiona Dorif did not do the same because that is Dr. Cassie McKay on the pit, who is Brad Doriff's daughter as well. Wait, wait.

Who's Dr. Cassie? Oh. Wait. The one that had the ankle bracelet on last season. Who's Brad Dorif? Brad Dorif, like, very faint. One flew over the cuckoo's nest. He, a child's play.

Like, he was, I mean, he's from a Lord of the Rings. he's in deadwood, he's in... Okay, I sort of recognize this guy, but he's not really. But listen, she's great. She's great. She's great. They're both great. They're both great.

They're both great. Nepos. So many good Nepos on the pit. So many good nepo's. Are there any other nepoes on the pit? Wow. McKenzie Ashton, Sean Astin's, is this a sister? The 51-year-old actor appeared in the first season as true.

Oh, he was just a small character in the first season. So that doesn't count as being a nepo. baby in the show. All right. Extricated from the list. Issa Brioanis is also a nepo. Her father is John John Brioas, who's primarily known for his work in musical theater, including Miss Saigon.

Oh, interesting. I just saw a video of her that came into my feed yesterday of her singing with someone, and I was like, she's sick. Like, I don't follow her. Oh. Yeah. So, yeah, it's chock full of naps on there. Necks full of good neps, hardworking, talented neps.

It's a great show. It's a great show. Man, is it a great show. show. They are just killing it this season. Every episode, the second it ends, I'm just like, ah! At her Wikipedia, there's a sentence that says her parents met in Stuttgart while auditioning for Miss Saigon. Oh, Stuttgart.

I have no problem with that. Jackie, did I hear you say that your list is over? Actually, you know what? It is, except real quick. We were talking about horses a little bit earlier. This one just says, I had an artist's friend once who has paid $500,000 to paint murals inside a 747 used to transport race horses for someone in Dubai. To be clear, the murals were for the horses. That's nice. Yeah, that's a nice one.

That's a nice one. One guy's not even going to take his dog with him on vacation. This other guy's got a jet that he's getting custom painted for the horses. Yeah, that's just, at least that's a better rich than the other rich. I guess there are some good billionaire. No, whiskey for the men. Murals for the horses. Let him keep his money.

Just kidding. Oh my God. Well, good timing that your list is over because I have lost my eyesight. I think I'm going blind. Items. Ah, we can't see them. All right, Kara, you ready? You ready to guess?

Well, this is my favorite part of being on page seven. This permanent A-list actor is an Oscar winner and is now addicted to fillers and is even wearing makeup. It is why he wears a mask so often. Bradley Cooper. No. Whoa. That's a good, that's a good guess, though. He wears a mask.

Mask. He wears a mask. He wears a mask. It's not DiCaprio. It is Decaprio. Oh. Wow. Second try.

Wow. Wait, how did you get that? His face looks weird to me. Yeah. Yeah, he's got to wait. That's all. He is the opposite of Haley Joel. He didn't wear a mask in Venice where he should have when he was at Bezos's wedding.

Like, that's where you should have been wearing a mask, dude. Everybody wouldn't have recognized you, perhaps. What was the rest of the blind, MJ? just that he, oh, also that he wears makeup. That one I was, Oh, that's, that's, I'm like, scouring the article that this is, that this is sourced to figure out like, where, like, why that's relevant. But this is based on a quote of him saying that it's, the article says,

renowned for wearing face masks or low baseball caps to hide his face. Privacy is everything to the talented star. And for very good reason. He says, I was like, okay, how do I have a long career? because I love what I do and I feel like the best way to have a long career is to get out of people's face.

I don't think that this is actually him explaining why he wears masks. I think that this is basically him trying to be like, oh, I do it for privacy. But I think that the theory is that he does it for cocaine use or drug use.

But now this blind is saying that it's not that it's for filler. And I don't know why the makeup is coming. What they call him at the very beginning, always A-lister? Permanent A-lister. Permanent A-lister.

It's so true. could stop working right now. We would never forget about Leonardo Caprio. Never, no. Never, ever. Like, there's like, you know how there's some people

you're like, oh, they just kind of fell off, even though they were so, so famous. And then like, they just fall off and they never really work again. Or you don't know, you know? It's kind of weird because I feel like his face is kind of becoming, you know that moment in Drop Dead Fred when he slams his head in the,

in the refrigerator and then his whole head is all smushed out wide. I feel like that's what's happening. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Like, I feel like his head is physically getting wider. It is.

Like next to. Aging and again, like, I feel like isn't that just kind of like substance use? I don't know. Is it? Like getting a little bloaty? He just looks a little bloaty. Yeah, maybe that's what it is.

I guess what I saw him in was like one battle where he's clearly like drinking. Yeah. But he looks ragged in real life as well. Yeah. Yeah. I don't. I don't have it for him.

Yeah. Not for a long time. Yeah. I don't sit a very long. He is, but we have. said on here, he is such a great actor, man. He's so good. I mean, he's a very good actor. I had a great time

watching one battle because I really thought that I couldn't feel really excited about Leonardo DiCaprio anymore and then I was watching him and I was like, God, I love you. I remember. Yeah. I love you. That movie was fun. Yeah, but I don't thirst for him. No. Okay, blind number two. One hopes that the Egot winner's new book will actually have interesting stories. Perhaps something about her Coke-fueled sex romps with the permanent A-list director who liked to put mom in his movies.

Okay, this has so many pieces. A lot of parts. We've got an E-GOT. How many E-GOT winners are there even? We've got one E-GOT winner. I can only think of Whoopie. Elton John. Nope.

We've got a... Is it a female E-Got winner? It is a female E-Got winner. Viola Davis. And she had... Is she an E-GOT? She E-E-Got, right? Is she an E-GOT?

I think she might be an E-Gat. It's not her. Coke-Field sex romps with a permanent A-List director, the A-list, permanent A-list director. Okay, this is where I feel like we might get it. Who's a permanent A-List director who likes to put his own mother in movies? It's not his mom. Oh, it's her mom that he liked to put...

No, nope, I'm wrong. Not her mom. His mom. His own mom. The director's own mom. His mom. What director puts his own mom in movies? Well, and to give you another hint, this EGOT also has a famous mom.

Very famous mom. This EGOT also has a famous mom. Very famous mom. Okay, wait, the director, though, that puts their mom in movies a lot? This director worked with the person we were just talking about pretty recently. P.T. Anderson? No. Different last year, maybe.

This direct, this. Scorsese doesn't put his mom in movies, does he? Scorsese does put his mom in movies. That is, that's the director? That's the director. Okay. Who's having a Coke-fueled sex crop with Mr. Scorsese?

Scorsese. Scorsese. It's not Margo Robbie, but... This, you had a story about this... Is it Margo Rossi? No, she didn't have a famous Margo Robbie. But you do have a link. You included a story about this upcoming member.

This is Nekot Winner's new book. Oh, Liza! Yes. Oh! Liza. Oh, Liza. Oh, and Liza had Coke-fueled sex romps with Martin Scorsese, who puts his mother, Catherine Scorsese,

in his movies apparently, which none of us knew. Who knew that? See, that's, but then that's why it's worded so weirdly because also you'd think that they're talking about Judy Garland that's what I thought. That's what I thought. I completely understand why you got confused because that makes a lot of sense.

Yes. So it's Liza Stupin Scorsese. But this is also back in the day, right? Asa Stippin Scorsese. It's happening right now when I close my eyes. I don't think you can't. Make it stop. Snipping a line and going, let's go, Martin.

Come on, Ma. Oh my God, her in arrested development, just fucking doing Zooter Tudors and just like going to town on Buster. We do need to maybe bring back celebrities just for this book, though, Jackie, because this book, which is called Kids, wait till you hear this,

is coming out March 10th. And this is really, this, it's like a character how many, like Liza Bideli, you could, I feel like murder fist themselves could not conjure up a character who's going to have as many absolutely bat-shit crazy stories

about Hollywood as Liza Menloy. It's going to be so good. Even what you said, Jackie, about her. Her mom just told her, you could either stay at school or you could drop out and come on tour with me. And her and her brother went and packed their bags.

And that was out of their life. It is read by Liza. Oh, my God. The audiobook is read by Liza. So it is. Oh, come on. Tara, M.J. and I listened to Tim Curry's book that came out at the end of last year and he did the

audio book for it and it was I'm trying not to be ableist but it is it was very difficult to read very difficult to listen to because really he's hasn't he had a stroke or something yes and so it's seen that I definitely in reading the book understood way more about Tim Curry in understanding that he would rather do it himself the way it needs needed to be done and not want anyone else to do it. And I think that that is way more why he did the audio book. He's just a bit stodgier than you'd expect from Tim Curry, the most flamboyant character after history.

He's very dry British retelling of a very dry British childhood. And he made it very clear up top too where he's like, there's not going to be anything salacious in this book. If you came here for gossip, you may as well close the book now. Well, then what are we doing here? I need the salacious details. Who's like, I just want to know what Tim Curry ate for breakfast as a kid. It's just about what he thinks about the craft.

The craft of act. It is interesting. God, that's so disappointing. Somebody that has made me laugh so much has no sense of humor. I know. It really, it kind of hurt. It's part of the reason why we started doing wistaria laniacs and watching Desperate Housewives instead because the Tim Curry book just kind of depleted us.

guided to bleed it us a bit. But hysteria laniacs, I'm a wisteria laniac. You're a wisterial maniac. You know I love, oh, I'm day one, desperate housewives, day one. I watched every episode. I watched it from start to finish. It was my appointment television. I would order Vietnamese food from this place up the street for me, and I would eat it,

cross-legged on my futon and just eat up desperate housewives. Kara, it's so good. The show is so everybody check out the page 7 Patreon. It gets crazy. You're against insane. But we, I, I, we were looking for a show that gave us the Riverdale Roundup treatment where Riverdale, the first season, genuinely, fun and pretty good. Yeah.

And then it jumps the shark for six seasons. Well, it doesn't go that crazy where there's like an alternative reality or universe or whatever. Isn't there that in Riverdale? I mean, there's time jumps. Yeah, yeah. So, yeah, there's a couple of different, yeah, there's different dimensions. Oregon harvesting.

Oh, yes. Oregon harvesting. Oh, man, that whole season. My last blind. Yes. So the offspring of the two permanent A-listers dropped out of school rather than being expelled. Is this what we're going with? Okay.

Wow. Wow. Is it Apple Martin? Yes, it's Apple Martin. Wow. I just happened to bring her up early. I know. Yes, she is addressing rumors that she was expelled for bullying.

She's saying... From what school? Oh, God. Let's see. I'd love to know. It's Apple Mark. and denied rampant social media rumors. She was expelled from school from bullying.

Hi, she wrote out Instagram stories. I didn't want to respond, but this narrative is completely false and has gotten so out of hand. I completely understand people not liking me and that is okay. The internet is a place where people can share their opinions, but this rumor is completely untrue. I am not that type of person and anyone who's close to me knows that heart. They just say that she was expelled from a Los Angeles private school. That is at least what it is saying, not saying where.

She now goes to Vanderbilt, but yeah. This is what she was in high school. Oh, this is what she was in high school. High school. She said she's currently a junior at Vanderbilt. Yes, high school. Well, Vanderbilt is quite the choice for college. Oh, yes.

It's a good school, but it's like so per-like. I grew up in such a snobby town, and I knew girls that went to Vanderbilt and were like, I wasn't prepared. Pearl Corruption. Oh, yes. Pearls and, like, Shmere it was. A friend of mine went to law school at Vanderbilt and the stories he is told of law school at Vanderbilt.

It's very much, I'm like, oh, were you all staying on plantation houses? Like, it really does sound like a different area of space that I've never lived within. I know that. And this happened because she, while the rumors started like a year ago now, because she did like a, like a nemo debutante ball. Oh, yeah. And she was like caught on a TikTok being maybe a mean girl. And then everyone was like, she's so mean. She's so mean.

She's been expelled from school. which to be fair, I didn't, you know, I don't think we know what happened, but the blinds are suggesting that she definitely was expelled. I am assuming that she's a bitch, though. I'm throwing out there. I am assuming she's a bitch. By the way, I know of two ultra-rich private schools in L.A. And one is Harvard Westlake, and that's where she got expelled from. Oh, that's where she left.

Okay. And the other one is Crossroads, and that's where she went and graduated from. Like, those are the only two schools I knew about. That's so funny. But Harvard Westlake is the school where a certain comedian that got busted for trying to sort of solicit young girls. They had to send their student body an email warning them about, you know, don't let your kids DM with this comedian. He's obviously. Wow.

That's fun. I think it would be pretty easy to Google and figure who I'm talking about. You know, and it's, you know, got to keep them away from the high schoolers. Oh, but I'll give you a more blind item. This creepy comedian played a creepy comedian in a Netflix show. Oh, very interesting. So there's the blind. And it all comes.

It's all Hollywood, baby. Oh, my God. We've since discovered how pedophiles rule the entire world. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. No one's doing nothing about it. So it's just we just keep on keeping on, don't we guys? We just keep on going. And MJ, I believe.

your welcomed back to the world of the seeing? I can see again. I just don't want to see what's going on. No. I can't. No, no, no. You definitely wouldn't want to see. In fact, I want to say you're welcome to you, Kara, right now because I did side stories

earlier. Everybody check out my segment on side stories. And Henry brought in a Jackie Snacky for me. And it was not delicious. And I want you to know that I'm sure. shielding you from it, and they were the progressive, the progressive, the progresso soup drops, the hard candies that are, he got, he got, suck on some soup, suck on some soup, wait what, that's a thing? He got it off of eBay. He said he heard about it

that they sold, and I had been trying to get these stupid soup drops for a while. And he found it on eBay. This is brother and sister, this is brotherly and sisterly love that I, I love to It really heated These were like lozenges that taste like Progresso soup We're talking vegetable minestrone Yeah, like chicken noodle soup I think For when you're sick

And we talked about on page 7 And Holden and Jackie and I could not stop laughing At the phrase, go suck on some soup Go suck on some soup Well the thing is Is that the thing about Progresso soups is they're mostly salty Yes

Why would you want like a lozange that was salty Lossenges are sweet Well, that's, when I was chewing on the beef one, the beef one felt like I was sucking on a beef minestrone. A, like a bouillon cute. It was like I'm sucking on a bouillon cube. But the tomato basil actually was

slightly, you know, it was sweet and it was more of like the sweet side of the tomato basil. And that one was definitely the best one. But the other two was like sucking on bouillon cubes. I like the vegetable. I have a can of vegetable minestrone in my cabinet right now. You know?

The reduced sodium. You got to get the reduced sodium. You got to get the reduced sodium. But now it's time for Jackie Snackies. I've been a snacky girl. Snacky. I've been a snacky girl. Snacky.

I've been a snacky girl. Snacky. I've been a snacky. Snacky. Snacky. Is somebody going to eat those chips? Is somebody going to dip those dips? Is somebody going to try those candies?

I got seminar. They say I'm a snack lead. Also, it was hurting my feelings because Henry kept saying, snack attack and he kept going, it's like, it's snack corner. Oh, it's time for a snack. And I'm like, the name of the segment is Jackie Snackies. Jackie Snackies. It rhymes with my name. It is really not that difficult of a name to remember. But Kara. Guys, got to improvise. You guys go with these. He can't go with it. I was so excited, Kara, because you are, I believe, at this network outside of I think Sina, you're my only other chewy fruity person at this network.

It's Adam. I'm looking at you, Adam. I know in real life we have our chewy fruity dates. But there is so much coming out in the world of chewy fruit. Really? That I have three different kinds of chewy fruities that have two of them I have not tried yet. One of them blew my mind that I ended up eating the whole bag and having to go out to buy another bag to bring it in. Because a lot of the world of chewy fruities, I'm talking about my haribos out there. I'm talking about my, you know, Swedish fairs. a lot of them are entering into the world of chews rather than gummies.

Oh. And I, so like more, we're thinking more of like a starburst. We're thinking more of like a high chew. A high chew. Yes, of like a mombo. And specifically, yes, a mombo. And specifically with this one, it is way more of a, oh, God, what is it's it called? It is way more of a like a fruit tootsie roll.

You know how they have like the fruit. Fruit seeds. Yeah, yeah. Fruitsees, yes. Okay. We're starting with the chew. And specifically, I tried the Swedish fish chews, which were delicious. I love Swedish fish.

And I love Swedish fish. Oh, I should have brought in those chews. I chose these chews to bring in, though. These are the Sour Patch Kids' chews. And I brought these in because I liked the texture, while I liked the texture of the Swedish fish, What I like about this, and you'll see once you eat it, is that it's chew on the outside, sour on the inside. What? Interesting.

I'm not usually into sour-patched ones that are covered in the sugar because they give me that little bump on my tongue. Now this, it gives you the sugar outside without cutting up the inside of your mouth because the big sugar granules are all on the inside. So when you bite into it, it gives this like satisfying... It feels like a lot of studies went into it. Signature souring inside. Yeah, we gotta get Jackie in the focus groups for this shit. I need to be... That's why, again, if you work for a company

that makes any kind of chewy fruities, let me know. Jackie Snacky's 4804, Laurel King Boulevard. Number 378 Valley Village, California, 916.07. Outside looks like a fruity. Looks like a fruice. Should I go? Go get in there, bitch. You get in there.

I would eat one with you, but I recently ate an entire bag. And Henry looked at me with such disgust. He's like, you ate an entire bag of them. And I said, yep. While getting a tattoo done. And so I need everyone to know that chewy fruity's really great thing to bring with you when you're getting a tattoo done because it's such a zang of sugar that it makes you not think about the pain as much. I like this. Right.

But I'll be honest. It's because the sugar is encapsulated. Yes. The sugar's not getting all over the place. Yes. It's not, yeah. They're a good flavor on them too. Do you want to try a different kind?

The sugar kind of comes on later. You get the little sour as almost like a little aftertaste. I like it. I'm struggling to distinguish between the texture of a sour patch, which is chewy, and a chew. What's different about it? Well, because I think a sour patch is more like a gummy. A gummy. A gummy.

It is. It is like a gummy. It is like your... A chew is like your... I mean, no boeing. Yeah. Yeah.

And I would say, honestly, it's genuinely, it's denser than a gummy. Okay, I got you. A fruity is like you chew it quickly. And a chew, I think, is more long-lasting chew. Right. This is more quick. Yes, it is.

Yeah. It is definitely way more fruity than it is starburst. Because like a starburst or a high chew, you have to almost like warm it up with your chewing to get it swallow. Get that mastication. Yeah, you know what I mean? Masticate, baby. Now, these are big.

and exciting. All right, Kara. I've been sitting on these for a minute. They do look like weed gummies. But they're not. These are from the creators of the peelers. Okay? Peelers that everybody really likes.

They're the Amos. So the big power players in Chewy Fruitie, there's Amos and there's Haribou. There are many other ones. And I'm just saying for me, for like breaking down Amos is like another kind of Haribo. Not as prolific. Except they are trying new things.

So Amos has put out these are... I've never had a peeler. I'm Googling it. Oh, dude. Peelers are weird because you take out the outside of it. And then the inside is like a fleshy, gummy on the inside. But I... You don't eat the whole thing.

You do eat the whole thing. Oh, you do eat the peel too. They have them. I'm surprised your children didn't find them at the bodega while you were spending the summer here because they are prominently featured in bodegas. And they look kind of, they present just like, oh, is this like a dried mango? Like, is this like based in fruit? And in fact, it's like...

It's a thing. I thought it was like a fruit. No, it's like an interactive fruit snack candy. Now, this I am so curious about. These are two very different. Sorry, this is so much. I was just so excited for Kara to be on because nobody will eat chewy fruities with me. Wow. These are, all right, it is from Amos.

They are called 4D gummy crystal jewels. Now, look up. We are in a golden age of candy right now. I mean, I have not heard half this shit and I have two kids and I'm pretty with it. It's really insane. That's why definitely, if you follow Last Pod Network, if you're curious, and I'm going to post these pictures as well, I'm going to post pictures of the outside of these so you know which packages I'm talking about. These are called Crystal Jules, and it says four in one, two textures, two flavors, every gummy. What does that mean?

We're flying too close to the sun, guys. We're doing too much. Two textures, two flavors. So it says it's crunchy on the outside. It's soft on the inside. I have not tried these yet. I don't know if they're going to be any good. I don't know if you're really going to be able to tell the texture differences.

Okay, so they look like a little cube. Yes. They look like a little cube. Yes. And you're eating. Wait, I'm going to try the blue. I'm going to try the blue and the purple. Have you had these yet, Jackie?

I have not. So I'm also going to dive in. It kind of looks like a piece of that ice cube gum. I mean, no, but it's blue and purple. Yes, it's blue and purple, though. Wow. Two textures, two flavors. I don't like it.

No, this is not good. I don't like it. I don't like it. I don't like it. I need this peeler company to be taken down a peg because I don't want to keep dealing with the peelers.

First of all, there's not two textures. No, there's not. The texture is a dried out gummy bear that then was infused with a bunch of rock candy like rock sugar oil. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

And then it just kind of like, and then it only tastes like grape to me. We both love artificial grape, but also this artificial grape, not it. No. Not the kind of artificial grape. I don't know. What's the other flavor?

On the back it says, blueberry and grape. But the grape is so overpowering. It's all grape. Oh, God, yeah, the peach one. That was the mango strawberry one. I can't even keep it in. That was the mango strawberry one.

It was no good. It tastes like alcohol or something. It was no good. See, Emos is calling itself the world's candy innovator. This isn't what we're asking for. You missed it here, guys. You missed it. But I try a peeler?

Definitely try a peeler But now I need you to try Original Juicy Drop Gummy Mystery Cubs What the fuck Now this is a gummy cube Except no imitations The Candy with seven titles

Names in the title The Original Juicy Drop Gummy Mystery Cube So there's a gummy cube on the outside And there's a mystery gummy on the inside And you're supposed to peel and reveal it This is, I had to get this guy. eyes. I was so curious.

Peel and reveal like with your tongue? I guess. I don't know. We're about to find out. We're going to get in there and we're going to see. Honestly, the peelers are very confusing because I think that some, my children peel them with their hands as if they're really peeling. Oh, I love the way this looks though.

A mango. And then you just have like a, because it looks like a, it looks like a D&D die. A cube. Yeah, like a, it's see-through. Something in the center of it. All right. I think I put it in my mouth. We're going right in.

And I'm going right in. taking a pick. Smack, smack, smack, smack, smack. She's very upset about it. She looks upset. She is serious. Well, contemplating. All right.

Chew it away from the mic, thoughtfully. Thoughtfully for the misophones. They've already laughed carrots. Of which I am, of which I am. I know. Okay, so the outside is just a gummy bear feeling. But the inside is a sort of smushier gummy bear?

Yeah, I'm trying to peel it with my tongue. I don't get it. I hated those nerd clusters that had liquid on the inside. I hate, hate. Oh, I love it. They ruined something good. There's no need for this to exist. The fact that this...

Let me have one more and peel it with my hands. Oh, wait, no, it's the wrong one. I have... I'm trying to peel it with my tongue to get to the inside of it. But the way that it looks on the outside is like when you reveal it, it's going to be some cool toy.

Like it looks like on the outside, it's a clear cube with a little gummy hippo inside. Yeah. That's not what's happening. Inside is just a blob of color. Feels like a choke and hazard. So why are you trying to sell me an experience? It is wet.

The inside is wet. Okay, so if I peeled open with my fingers, which is that what you did, Jackie? I know, I peeled it with my tongue. Okay. And I shouldn't have peeled it with my tongue because they yucked me out. If you peel it with your fingers,

you do get a different animal. Look at that. Oh, shit. So that's kind of disgusting. You're like basically birthing out of like gummy jello. This, I think I have the little hippo. I got the little hippo. Oh, cute.

And then I guess you could eat them separate. It's like I would eat this. So that's kind of what the peelers are. The peelers, you can eat the inside separate or you eat it as one. But part of the fun of it is the peopers. healing process. So I think that they were trying to go after the peeling gold. But I don't think we, I love you, Amos.

I don't think we need this. Yeah. That's exactly what I said. When you open it up, I just ate them separately. I love the consistency. I like a hard gummy, like where I have to actually like get bounce. And, and, and, but then the, um, the hippo. Thank you.

I was trying to get a nice picture of Carrie. The hippo was really, um, it's smushy. It's smushy. It's wet. It's more wet than you weeks. Which I'm sure they have to make it different. They have to make it a little wet or it's not going to separate. Then what happened from its amniotic sac, which you're also eating?

Exactly. But what happened with this texture difference then with the other ones? Why was there no difference in texture? The crystal jewels are an abomination. This is a nightmare never purchased these. Hold on. I'm peeling open one more to see the head different. I need to dress like a daydream.

Oh my God. That is what the gummy cubes are. Oh, no. I think there was a problem. problem in birth. Oh no. I damaged the baby. We got a stillborn. I damaged the baby in birth. Okay, hold on.

Okay. Oh my God, it just broke my nail. I really can't tell what this is. It just broke my nail. Enough is enough with the peelers, okay? It's only something that children like and children are gross. It's a wet mess on the inside. All the babies are dead. This is not... This is

supposed to be a heart and this heart is dead. I ripped it apart. I don't think my kids would eat this. but they're crazy. Say we cancel the peeling company and stop making us peel our candy. Nobody wants to do this. Nobody wants this. So I guess that's our Jackie's Snackies.

Thank you. So I, Carol, I think I just need to have you come on more frequently just so that I can do more. Chewy-y-fruities because there's been the different kinds of snakes. You all know that like my ADHD obsession, which has been for quite some time, has been the twin snakes,

the Haribode twin snakes. Oh, I got that. Once. Oh my God. And they came out with a holiday addition and loved it. They came out

with us soul soulmate snakes. And I loved those. Oscar's my little gummy buddy. When we go to like the movies or we go to the airport

and they get to get a candy, he wants gummy stuff and Rosie doesn't. I love this. See, Oskie's a boy after my own heart. He's a little sweet,

but he's psycho. Yeah. That's absolutely his song. Yeah. Oh yeah. I was talking to a preteen this weekend who said that

they don't eat animal products except for nerd cluster. and I said, I love you for this exception. That is completely the way to live life. Wait, because nerd clusters have like animal lard or something or some kind of like gelatin. I'm sure. Like gelatin.

You know, but I also like, that's like sometimes you got to live by your principles and then have a couple of important exceptions. And that's fine. Yeah. I love this. Yeah. I'm a pescatarian that I think looks the other way at a marshmallow. I like a marshmallow. Yeah, you just pretend like it's not horses.

But I'm not a vegan. Like I eat cheese too. But, but no, gelatin actually has animal. Horne. It's horse time. Yeah, but again, if it's the hoof, it's not the meat. So then it's fine. All right.

Is it my time? Yes, it's your time to shine. No, I see it out to the day. I'm something new. It might blow my mind. Hello, spicy. Hello, crunch. It's MJ's, Mama, Mama, Minut Munch.

Hello, Dill. You're my wild thrill. It's M. Mammes. Minut munch. Minut munch. Minut munch. Mijays.

What is that? Okay, so this is one of the more limited addiction addiction, Twix is. Addiction, I think is right. I did almost get the ice. You stopped me. Thank you for de-snack fluencing me. I did not get the cookies and cream twixt.

The cookie dough. But I did see the salted caramel, and I'm very, very curious if it's worth it. Well, you know, I said that the cookie dough one was good. It just wasn't like breathtaking. It's just that I don't need a cookie dough flavor inside of, But like I'm down with like a cookie dough ice cream, but I don't need it inside of my twigs. Yeah.

Now, this would be curious because obviously it's very similar to a regular twix because it's just caramel. But instead of being a normal caramel with the cookie and the chocolate, it's salted caramel. So let's see how salty we're talking about. So does it have salt on top? Let's see. I want to know is the salt coming from the caramel? Is it coming from inside of the bar? Is it coming from the inside of the bar?

Or is it on the outside of the bar? It's not on the outside. Okay. Only on the inside. It's on the inside. Because I feel like that's where the salted, the chocolate covered pretzel Oreos, that's where they won.

They put the granules of the salt on the outside of the cookie and I feel like that's where it won. I think that's like a bakery way. But if it's a salted caramel, it's the caramel. It should be the caramel. Yes.

This just tastes like I'm eating at Twix and I have like two to three leftover grains of salt. in my mouth from a previous experience. Yeah. Which is fun. Like, it's not negative, but it just tastes like a twix

with two to three grains of salt mixed in. And I'm not really shooting for offenses. The problem is, and it's the same problem with the cookie dough one, twixes are just so fucking good. It's going to take a lot to ruin a twix. It's a lot. Wait, but can we, I'm sorry to steer the narrative,

but like you sent your list of items for possibly talking about today, and we didn't talk about the Reese's peanut butter thing that you put in the dog. Oh my God. Which feels like, it's, it's hollow imitation of candy.

It's so funny. Is this happening though? Like, are they fucking up the Reese's peanut butter cup? That's the word on the street. I was reading the article and it said like there's a, there's a cocoa shortage

so these companies are like going towards, because like you were just saying Twix is so good and it's like, yes. And I feel like I used to bite into like a Reese's peanut butter cup and be like,

nothing is better than this? But then recently you're like, is that, Is this as good? It can be dry now. Also, I hate the shapes, the Christmas trees and the eggs and stuff. The ratio gets all fucked up in my opinion. I like that ratio.

I like the ratio. I like the ratio of the holiday one. I don't want to replace the cup. Yeah. But once a year, I'll get a holiday Christmas. I'll get a Christmas tree. I like it. It is funny though because Jeff loves peanut butter chocolate.

Like that is his like cryptic night. And I went to go get, I wanted to try the big cups. They had big cups with marshmallow in it, which I will say, I'm probably going to bring them for a Jackie Snackies, but they're so sweet. But he was like, I can't stand the big cups because I hate the ratio of like the way that the big cups specifically is. What about the tiny cups? And I'm not talking about individually Rap Reese's cups, the tiny cups that come in a bag. They're like the size of like your, yeah, those are good. The ratio of those I think is amazing.

Yes, those are good. But Mr. Reese, Jr., Brad Reese, the grandson of H.B. Reese, says that my identity is, Reese's identity is being rewritten and that H.B. Reese, he didn't say he would be rolling over in his grave, but it's very like my grand my dad invented Post-it notes. He's like, my grandfather, H.B. Reese, built Reese's on a simple enduring architecture. Milk, chocolate plus peanut butter. Not a flavor idea, not a marketing construct. A real tangible product. Identity. that consumes, that consumers have trusted for a century. And you know what, Mr. Reese, Jr., I think you're right. I do think that candies are doing too much. You're right. You're right. Suck on some soup.

Go suck on some soup. He's suck on some soup. Isn't he talking more about like that they're going to be using different like worst quality ingredients? Right. They can't get it. So they're using like candy like, I don't know. It's what I was screaming about with the cookie dough Oreos,

Where on the bottom of the box, it said chaco chips. It said it's got chaco chips. And then it said chaco chip inclusions on it. And that's because I know and we all know it's not real chocolate. So they literally legally can't write chocolate. What is it? So it's something else. But I think that's also what Brad Reese is pointing out is that now the packaging states it's made of chocolate candy and peanut butter cream, not milk chocolate and peanut butter.

So he was pointing out. the distinction that it is not real product anymore. So, I mean, he is right. He right. He, I mean, that's a travesty. Yeah, I believe it. I'm sure that Mr. Reese Jr. can taste the difference of what the quality of something now. This is late stage capital is.

Exactly. Everything just gets worse. It just had to keep making more money. Yes. Everything gets worse slowly. It just gets worse. That's 100%. I've read this article and I was like, yes, you sound insane, Mr. Reese Jr.

Yeah. But also, you're right. You're right. Yeah. Yes. Kind of? Absolutely. Yeah.

And maybe I was thinking about it because of the ridiculous things that I brought in for us to try. And yes, you know, I can't believe that they're, you know, the cogs are churning and this is it. And they're like, yeah, that's what I'm going to do. Yeah, we're going to put hippos inside them. Yeah. Yeah. We're going to make them juicy hippos.

Yeah. Put the juicy hipos inside. When peanut buttercups were invented, it was like five cents probably to get one at a coffee shop, I mean, a candy shop. Yes. And now it's like $3 in a target to get two peanut buttercups and it's made out of garbage. $3, try more like $4, $5. It is the candy.

That's why I started this because I want to try these things and I can't be spending the money on this. I can't be doing that. I just don't know why we're messing with success. I get that you want to like innovate and start new candies, but it's just greed. And I'll exploit everything to nothingness. I swear, yeah, no. This is also why the tooth fairy has to give $5. because you can't buy anything at the bodega.

Inflation. Oh, yeah. All that inflation. Ours is still only giving one. Five for the big teeth. Good for you. Good for you. Five for the big teeth.

The two fronts. There's regional differences in the tooth fairies. We've talked about this. It's all that makes sense. Yeah. They're all different. And I just want to say thank you everybody for letting us snack fluence you. Maybe de-snack-fluence you.

We are trying to save you money from wasting it on these cubes. I mean, you might want to try the cubes. I would say the crystal jewels, though, you can leave. You can leave. You can leave. Oh, my God. Did I just resurrect Meredith Marks from somewhere? You can't leave. I felt like my bones. You can leave. My friend got me a T-shirt that says that.

Oh, that makes me so happy. From the Bravo gift shop. I do. Oh, God. What are you going to be getting from the E gift shop with the new Roney in the future? But we're not talking about that. We're talking about the end of the show, guys. Everybody, thank you so much. for joining us for this week's episode of page seven. Kara, as always, absolutely a delight.

Where can we find you, Kara? Well, you know, you can always catch me on Who's the Bitch? New episodes every Thursday here on the LPN Network. And we're now on video. So you can watch our episodes at Who's the B on YouTube. Our channel's called Who's the B. And then that's messed up, you know, new episodes every Wednesday. live comedy show here in L.A.

Every Wednesday called Better Half, Better Half Comedy on Instagram. That's it. Check it out. And then I'm Kara Clank on Instagram. Hell yeah. Go follow. Go get your mole, Kara,

and go to Who's the Bitch.com to send in any of your bituations. If you want to talk about anything, you just got to get it out of your system, hit us up. You can leave us a voicemail. You can send us an email. You can set us a DM.

You can go follow us on, you know. Low stakes, high stakes, medium stakes. We love it. Medium rare. Medium rare. Give him to me juicy, but I'm not talking about the hippos. My name is Jackie Zabrowski. You can follow me on Instagram at Jack That Worm,

and come hang out with us over on the page 7 Patreon. We're wisterialaniacs now. I do feel that at some point we're going to read the Liza book, I'm sure, and probably do something about that. But for right now, we are in the middle of Sookie Stackhouse. Witches are entering the chat, and they are juicy, and they are scary, and they are also drinking vampire blood. So I think that we are to be scared of them, except we keep thinking about that heaving bosom.

But that's on Mondays, and on Tuesdays we buff. So come hang out with us while we rip through season six of Buffy and we are just every week devastated differently. Every week we're devastated differently. Like you've no idea what this devastation is going to be. And all we know is that we're upset and we're obsessed with Buffy. So come hang out with us over on the page 7, Patreon. And also, you know, I have other places you can follow me at Romanticide Deep Dives over on the Instagram and at Romanticy Deep Dives over on TikTok. We are putting up a bunch of content many times a week and that includes videos of the dudes grappling with erotica that are starting to come out now.

So if you want to watch, you know, Jake and Holden trying to read erotica to each other, at one point I know Jared does a couple of them. I did one once. Yes. And if you don't listen to that romanticistic kind of stuff, chances are you have four friends who do. Tell them. Tell them about it. Tell them about it. Please, MJ.

You can email us, page 7podcast at gmail.com. Thank you for emailing us. We love you guys. We are hearing from people who say young gravy's nice and a good tipper. People... Oh, my God, it makes me so happy. People who say that there is a vibrant sober community in New Orleans. Nolens.

And thank you so much for sharing. People who are... Watching Wuthering Heights. And please look at the social media that I posted of these snacks to see what snacks they are, as well as I just tried to rip it open. I tried to flip it inside out to get the little heart on the inside. And I took a picture of how I just absolutely destroyed it on my finger. And I guess I'm going to have to suck it off.

I guess I'm going to have to get it. He's going to suck it on. Well, Kara, we love you. Thank you. We'll come back soon and we will see all of you guys for having me. Tomorrow for Second Health Day. For Second Health Biggs. Bye, everybody.

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