Page 7 - Talkin' TV - Summerween

Episode Date: July 10, 2024

This week's Jackie, Holden and MJ are gossin' 'bout the bizarre face surgery joke filled "A Family Affair", Jackie slammed that close button on Hate to Love: Nickelback, The Mole sucked Jackie in once again, even after a lackluster start, Kelly and Barby having a bitch off on the newest MILF Manor with drama even spillin' onto reddit, and Jackie begins the processes of brining in the horror with her Summerween celebration, a dragon battle in House of the Dragon, Jackie heads off the theatah for MaXXXine, and MOOOORE  A Family Affair - NetflixHate to Love: Nickelback - NetflixThe Mole Season 2 - NetflixAmerica's Sweethearts: Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders - NetflixMILF Manor Season 2 - MaxDevil's Bath - AMC+, ShudderMaxxxine - IN THE THEATAH Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast  Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

With MJ Holden and Jackie talking TV And you know it's going to get a wacky Because everybody knows And everybody knows and everybody knows And everybody knows we're watching shows We're talking TV with M.J. Holden and Jackie Yeah. Whee.

So? Feeling it. Feeling it today, boys. It is the time of the year where we hide from the sun where we hide from the sun and pretend like it's not summer. Or maybe that's just me because I have enlisted, you know what, the memes finally got me, guys.

In my house, it's Summerween. We have enlisted Summerween. I need more horror movies in my life. So I'm trying to up the horror movies because it's been some time since I've been watching a lot of television and not enough movies. So join me, won't you, in this summer wean? I'm not necessarily asking MJ and hold into, because I know that like your partners aren't really big into the whole horror movie.

But I'm asking the people at home, join me in summer wean. Let's pretend like it's not 105 degrees outside. Yeah, dude, beat that heat. I love it. I forget, because I always dread summer because I think, oh, this is the time where we all are forced to leave our houses. but then it gets too hot and we go, nay, nay, we stay in the house. Yes, we do. We put the air conditioner on and we watch movies and eat pizza.

Yee! Yeah, I am somebody who likes to leave the house, but my children are not. My children are staying in the air conditioning and watch movies and eat pizza people as well. And so I'm trying to lean into it. And Jackie's house is perfectly ready for summer ween, I just have to say, because it's already decorated with skeletons. Right. Year round, yeah. You know, it's always a Halloween decoration in your house. And so I think that you can ease right on in to Summerween. But Jackie, you haven't been watching Summerween. You've been watching Zach Efron fall in love with Nicole Kidman. Oh,

I have been. I was going to start with the horror movies I've been watching, but I'm definitely ready to talk about a family affair. I, so man, just picture me, Holden leaves my home after and with the holdies. I'm drunk. I'm real high. My husband's upstairs still doing his D&D game. And I'm like, what am I going to watch? Well, I've been hearing lots of stuff about a family affair.

So maybe I'll sit and watch it. And at one point, I was laughing so hard that Jeff actually came downstairs because he thought I was loudly sobbing. And he's like, I thought you were just down here going, ah! And it was no. It was me loudly laughing. because of how. All right, I'm going to say it.

Funnally bad and pretty good of a rom-com a family affair was. It's kind of what they've been lately in general. I've been enjoying these bad, but I don't know how to describe it. It's like, I know it's bad, but it hits so good. And how was the facial reconstruction acting for you, Joe? I think that we need to start off with the most relevant information in this about this movie, which is that Zach Efron himself speaks about getting surgery on his face in the movie. He does.

And he says, I slipped and fell on glass, which is consistent with what he alleges to have happened. He didn't, he left out the socks and the bird bath detail. Why is that in there? Why is that in there? They're talking about their bodies and their scars and shit, right? Is that what's happening? Because he actually is a very funny. Anyways.

He's actually a very funny character in it because he's supposed to play a dipshit celebrity that's not a very nice fun dude to be around. And he's genuinely funny to watch. Even though his face, like the sounds of their faces together were like two baseball mitts rubbing, which was interesting to watch. But the fact that when they first hooked up and that, I had to write down, rule number one, you don't get to break my heart, was so funny. Yeah.

And her face barely moved. But also, I dare say, Joey King and Nicole Kidman and Zech Ephron, Zach, I think they all knew exactly the movie they were making. I think that's true. It seemed like, especially because immediately after Zach Ephron says, yeah, I had surgery on my face because I fell on glass and it's this hyper kind of meta. self-wear moment. She holds out her little Nicole Kidman clapping hand and she's like, I had surgery on my hand. And like she holds it out. I tried to clap with Tivity rings. Alien hand. By the way, is this movie also playing off of the same thing that, um, oh, the thought of you, the idea of you played off of because I just led to look up the ages. I mean, Nicole Kippman is a full 20 years older

than Zach Ephron. Yeah. Wow. Doesn't look it. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Honestly, I genuinely didn't know. 20 years. It's almost like she had millions of dollars worth of work on her face. It's not so much her, though. Holden. It's not so much her. I think he has had so much work done that he looks older.

Yeah, there's this weird thing happening. Where they get enough work where they look actually way older because they look like a person who got to a certain age that they decided to get a ton of work done. Yeah. Right? Yeah, yeah. And so now it's, you can't escape it, this aging thing.

Yeah. You know, I mean, it's going to look how it's going to look, but that is so funny. But do they not play off of that at all? Are they supposed to be generally kind of a... No, they're supposed to be... Age is doing weird things in this movie because there's like a 24-year-old who is very much acting like a child. There's Zach Efron, who is like a few years younger than us, who is like very much acting like a man in his mid-40s, kind of. I mean, he's supposed to be like a celebrity dipship, but yeah, he looks like I was kind of perceiving him as younger than Nicole Kidman,

but he does look so much older now than he just doesn't look like a guy who's younger than us anymore, I don't think. Yeah. And then, yeah, she's Nicole Goodman. She's like this kind of ageless alien milf, um, celebrity goddess situation. And it's really, you're like, is he going to fuck the 24 year old? But thankfully, Hollywood has gone away from that direction. And they're like, we just want to fuck milfs now. Milfs.

Yeah, we want the milf. So there is, it is. And then Kathy Bates is there. being a sassy grandmother. Kathy Bates is great at it. She's just playing the same character she has played in so many movies. She's unflappable.

But I also need you to know, when I say it's great, like it is great for someone that loves rom-coms. Totally. I love rom-coms. I especially love bad rom-coms. So again, don't go into this

thinking that you're about to watch the Joy Luck Club. You know what you're getting into. She's great. Like Kathy Bates is just, but you know, she's played this character, Kathy Bates is, she plays other characters, but it is...

Snazzy grandma has definitely been her thing for a minute. It's her, and she's just like, my son died, but I love you just as, like, you know, there's just a lot of, she's, she's an old grandma who's experienced a lot of living, and we're going to have just a fun little rompy conversation about my dead son every time he comes up. You know, it's just, it's, everyone's having a great time. It's a Christmas movie for some reason. Why is it being released in July? This pissed me off when Jackie Dachie.

tell me about this. Did they force it into being a Christmas movie when obviously they did not shoot it during Christmas time? So they have a scene up at Big Bear where they just put a bunch of fake snow. And I understand it's supposed to be like, because he comes for Christmas. It's like there's so many other ways we could have done this. Why are you making a summer rom-com that is a Christmas movie? Doesn't make any sense. Yeah. No, there's a lot of choices about it that don't make any sense. Honestly, even the idea of Netflix doing rom-coms, I guess it does make sense because people aren't going to the theater, theater as much anymore. But there's just something that the whole thing just feels like a little bit uncanny. Like, why is this happening? Why does Zach Efron look that way? Why is he

getting with this woman who's 20 years older than him? Why is this 24-year-old acting like a child? But at the same time, it all works. I had a great time watching it. I had a great time watching it. And I really did enjoy it a lot more than I. I really thought I was just hate. watching it. But then I was like laughing, genuinely laughing at different times. And I will say this is the most I've enjoyed Zach Efron since high school musicals. And maybe it's the first really, I haven't, that's not a dig at his other work. I haven't seen the one sexy wrestlers. Iron, yeah, Iron Claw. Yeah. So I know that he is like a good actor now, but I really, I think the last thing I saw him in was when we watched the high school musicals. So it was fun to be like,

oh, you're a grown-up, Zach Epron now. And, like, you know, you seem to have made this transition. Bet on it, baby. Yeah, bed on it. He seems to have made the transition to a grown-up actor fairly well, and I do think he did a good job. Hell, yeah. Well, all right, I guess here, you heard it here first.

Check out a family fair over on Netflix. Yeah, it's a little weird. It's long. I guess. I don't like this Christmas thing. And I, so you actually believe that they conveyed emotions in their face to show love? I didn't say that. Yeah, I wouldn't, again, it's not, I wouldn't call it a good movie.

but I did enjoy myself. No, something that I would definitely... How was their chemistry? How was their chemistry? 5.4 out of 10 on IMDB, 38% on Rotten Tomatoes. How was their chemistry? Unbelievable. Yeah, I thought it was cute, though.

But again, remember, I had been drinking for about five hours. Right. Also pretty stone. So take that... I think of how much fireball course through my system. So maybe that had something to do with it. I would say watch it with friends because you will laugh.

And she's a, Nicole Kidman is a great actor, but I think what was going on in this movie was like, I could only see Nicole Kidman and Zach Ephron syndrome, you know? Like I don't have that with everything that I watch her in. Right. But I'm like, why is Nicole Kimman kissing Zach Ephron?

She's much older than, I did not, at no point was I taken into, was I taken out of the awareness that it is them? Right. But, or that it was Kathy Bates, being, doing what Kathy Bates does best. But again, it, it, they did it well.

They, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they're, they, they, they, something you won't like, and that I actively shut off was hate to love, nickelback. Oh, yeah, it was, it was good, talked about watching last week. I shut it off 40 minutes in. I was just like, oh, so what you're telling me is. And that, and I'm saying this as a person that like, I don't dislike Nickelback. It was so boring. It was just like, they are, man, they're all Canadian and they worked hard. And I was like, okay.

And, and, and, like, I'm watching all this other shit. So I'm like, what is, like, what do you need to get across about Nickelback? The answer is nothing. They work hard, okay? And they make music. I was hoping for more hate than love. I was hoping for more, do they not? But maybe after the 40-minute mark, they get more into the hate.

Maybe there was another hour, and I couldn't give a shit. I couldn't possibly care anymore. Or any less. So I shut it off. So if you want to give it past the 40-minute mark. I'll skip to the- I salute you. It's got better reviews than a family affair, I will say that.

So family affairs a lot more fun. I am seeing here, I didn't realize there's a second season of The Mole. And I am currently watching it and I was going to talk about it today. Oh, great. Is it good? I'm definitely jumping in on that. It's great. I wrote down this, I wrote down a note because the amount of times it says, I didn't come here to play nice. How many times they say I didn't come here to play nice? Yeah, I guess I'm not going to do it because I don't come here to play nice. All right, we know.

Are they all telling you to say we didn't come here to play nice? Because they didn't come there to play nice. But I, it's again, this damn show, I was like, you know what? I think I just really liked the characters on the last season. I'm probably not going to watch this full season. And then I blinked and I was on the third episode. And I was like, no, I'm going to watch this first. I'm going to watch the whole thing.

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But there's one mole who's trying to take the money out of the pot. Okay. So everyone's trying to do things to add money into the pot, add money into the pot. And there's one, but nobody knows who he is, including the viewer, that is actively trying to fuck up all the missions. And they have to do it covertly. And you have to every episode, they guess, they have to do these, like, quizzes to see, like, to test and see who the mole is to see if you can kick them out. That requires more, like, strategy and skill than any other Netflix reality show. It's genuinely good.

It's very good. because it's all about the psychology behind it and trying to be liked but you don't want to be too liked but you don't want to be middling so you got to be like a leader but you don't want to be too much of a leader because then you have a bullet on your back

like a target on your back so it's like all this like I and there's this one dude in this was so funny he's like I know I'm not the mole because like I don't think they would ask me to be one this is just like a very pretty very dumb man

and he's just like I'm here because, like, I think I'd be good in the challenge. Yeah, I don't think he ever, unless he is doing the best mole cover I've ever seen, which he could be. But it is, because like, there's like relationships that form and like alliances that form. But again, you're ultimately against everybody. And the, like, the, like, events themselves are all genuinely fun to watch. and it's not just young, hot people. It's people of all ages and, like, all different strengths.

Okay. All right. Yeah, I mean, I need my reality. I miss perfect match, guys. I thought that I, when we were watching it before, I was like, it's too many episodes. And now I feel a little bit aimless, actually. Yeah, yeah, perfect. You need a little mole in your life.

I mean, yeah, I was telling them, I key, I still, we've just, our absolute comfort show has been the America's sweetheart, Dallas Cowboys, Cheerle. which we are almost done with. It just keeps going. It keeps going and going and going. Oh, yeah. But they do not pay them enough. They do not pay them enough, okay? That's what I hear.

Yeah, and they're broken women from what they've had to do. They're broken inside. Every, I just, my heart goes out to these poor, poor, beautiful women and everything, yeah, that they go through. Speaking of broken, beautiful women, should we talk about Milf Manor before we get to Jackie's Spooky wean. Absolutely, dude. Send in the Milves. Send in the Milves.

Send in the Milves. It was a great episode. So, yeah, let's, I watched it this morning, but my brain is not remembering what happened offhand. Let's see. We had the family come. That was what happens came. Yes.

The family and friends. How hot is, oh, that Pilates teacher that's with Darren, I forget, I always forget her name. Oh, yes. She's not also a Kelly. She also, I think she also. Kelly. Kelly Mac. Man, how hot was her daughter?

Oh, yeah. Her daughter was very hot. Lord. I was like, wow. Yeah. Yeah. Kelly Mac is far too sincere to be on the show. She just seems to be like a Christian woman.

Like, I don't know what her, I don't know if she's Christian. She's just like, I don't want to talk about kissing. I don't want to like look at people's butts. Well, that's the problem with the whole show this year. I mean, Barbie called it out. But I think, you know, Barbie was trying to be negative about it. but I'm, I disagree. Barbie was like, oh, season one was a lot trashier.

And it's like, yeah, dude. And that's why we, I don't even know why I'm watching the show at this point. Because where is the underwear rifling? I don't know, man. Barbie said the show was trashier and then Kelly was like, hey bitch, I was in season one. I mean, and it escalated from there. I kind of turned on Barbie this season, this last episode.

I absolutely had this moment of like. Come is she's so hot, though. Yeah, Barbie. Yeah, I think. Barbie's fight. You two were both anti- Barbie. Oh, I love. I just, I was with her until she had, like guys, we talked about this a little before, and I'll reiterate. She had a, she had maybe two dates with this guy and had a complete and utter emotional and mental collapse because he got upset with her about something. And yes, he was acting extremely immature, which just should have been more of a red flag for her to be like, maybe this isn't worth it.

Instead, she was like, oh, it was like, it was like in a Shakespearean tree. tragedy. Her guts and heart were wrenched from out of her, apparently, because this guy was being all shitty, like, not talking to her and stuff. She's trying to be the main bitch, and Callie's trying to be the main bitch. So we got, like, a bitch off. Yes. They're trying to be the, like, the main character. And then it was, and then I just, I have a resentment, Jackie, I'm to apologize ahead of time for this. I have a resentment for people who'd make too big of a deal out of their birthday. Whoa. Okay. Whoa.

I'm just fucking with you. Because it was Barbie's birthday. It was her day. Yeah, it was her day. Barbie could not help continue to be like, it's me day. It's my me day. Everyone.

And also you're just sad because no one celebrates your birthday Holden. We all know where this is coming from. I am sad. I celebrate it's my birthday. I thought you were being her for a second because she was getting mad at a blonde bitch. Kelly.

For Kelly for not Kelly. opposite of Kelly Mac for, you know, regular Kelly. Making anything about her. And she's like, oh, oh, you don't get a day today. It's not your day every day. And she was just like, happy birthday, bitch. And I thought that was very funny.

I got to admit, over the course of the last several talking TVs, you might hear me evolving my point of view on Kelly. And I used to hate her. And now I think I think I'm pro Kelly. She won me over even more. Happy birthday, bitch. I don't talk to you because you're weird. Yeah, you're weird.

Why by weird? It was such a, it was a weird fight. It was like neither of, I mean, Kelly is up for the fight, but Barbie, she's not even really up for that fight. No. But everybody, everybody hates her because she's, you know, she also got to fight with Crystal the first episode, I think. And they just got to leave?

I don't know. That was the weird thing. And then Barbie just gets to leave with her man. Where did they go? Yeah, they just left. They pieced. Are there, is there no, I've always assumed that these shows make you sign a contract to be like, you can't leave the house.

And everybody's leaving. Yeah. Annette's leaving. That other bitch left who had a girlfriend or a boyfriend, I mean. Yeah, people are just bailing out of that house. Which is perhaps a sign that the show itself is a sinking ship. Yes. Daisy of Love also had that problem. Daisy from Rock of Love got her own spin-off show.

And like every episode at least one dude was like, I got to get the fuck out of here. This is a nightmare. And it was a nightmare because it was like 20. horribly toxic pro dudes just getting hammered and like screaming at each other you know it was it was a bad scene and I can see this as well well the weird one

with this is like I don't know I just again we say this every week like what is the show trying to even be at this point I feel like they they they try to be like at some points wholesome and at other points they wanted to be Randy and sexy

but everyone's just confused yeah everyone's confused as to like who belongs to who. Kelly's son, Joey was there. Oh, I don't know. There was a,

there was some visceral horror in this episode. Yeah. Like when Anthony and his son, Joey and Kelly and her son Joey were all talking. And Anthony was like, she keeps telling,

she keeps said to her, said to Kelly's son, your mom keeps talking about how my son looks like you and then she kissed him. You know, so I think that's pretty bad. I think that's pretty.

Can we also be a bit of, wonder why Anthony was asleep on the first? floor of his room when he went in to say goodbye. Why is Anthony there shit all over the multiple beds that are in the room, but Anthony was asleep on the floor. I just hate it. I don't know. Can we explore this for a second? I don't know. Anthony is, this week was the first, I know we've been talking about how Anthony is a dirty doggy, but I was like, oh, Anthony's one of these like dirty doggies who's also like a man in his 50s who's kind of like learned how to like look like a good

doggy even though he's a dirty doggy. And this week the facade was slipping a little bit. It was. And when like Joey, his son of Anthony, Joey was talking about him and he was like, yeah, you know, he's the kid. You can't beat him. But it was kind of sad. I was like, okay, I think that actually Anthony might be like a very toxic man.

Right. Not just your average dirty doggy, but like a bad daddy dirty dog. I know, but like I can't quit. You can't quit him still. I can't quit himself because all right, that scene. where he was talking with what's the Midwest bitch that came in

and fucked everything up? We don't remember her name, Rebecca. Whatever her name is Rebecca. Yes. When he sits down next to her and he was just like, oh, he's like, I've got the gift of gab. I'm going to sit here and talk to these ladies.

And like, if he sidled up next to me, I'd be like, what do you got to say? You're bad. Oh, you're bad. You bad. I know that I would act that way and I would be into it. Yeah.

I don't know. I have bad taste. No, it's fair. It's fine. I think what I actually want, honestly, after this episode, is a show with the two Joys, the two little boy Joys, because they're both, one's got a bad daddy and one's got a bad mommy. Horny Joys.

Yeah, they're horny Joys. We call that. And they have to try to bed as many bodies as they can in a season. It's just, it's a body count show. Joey kept talking about how sexy his mother was. He kept talking about how sexy his mother. He went, yeah, she's a sexy lady. She's a sexy lady.

She's a sexy lady. And then he kept saying, I just love, he kept saying I love older women and she keeps saying, I love younger boys. It's just like, could you guys please go to family therapy? Talking out. Something is happening with your dynamic. Yeah. No, I, I don't know. I know Holden that you're not horrified enough.

But this episode, it was something about having the friends and family there where it was like, every, all of the family members and friends were just like, this is not normal. Right. Right. It's not okay. This is weird. Yeah. come in and just be like, what is how? Yeah, what is going on?

It's like they're in this like commune. It's like, yeah, it's going to turn into a cult documentary or something at some point. But this is again not, I think, uh, yeah, I think there needs to be the mother's son combo is what truly devastates the soul. And I just feel like that's, we're just, we're inherently always missing that in season two. Because son's just being like, I don't want to use the word victimized exactly, but sons just being like wounded by their fathers. It's a different type of painful.

And it's like a, yeah, it's a kind of a sad type of painful. It's weird because it's just kind of like with the mother's son, it's like, oh, we know each other so well. And this is so awkward. And I tit fed you or whatever it is. And I just know you in every way as a child. Whereas the dads are like, oh, this is cool. We kind of get to spend time together, right? Which we don't really do.

Yeah, it's just like sons being disappointed by who their fathers have turned out to be. It's just sons being like, oh, I guess I'll hang out with my dad for a season of a show. This is a quality time together. Way for us to get to know each other, you know, since we didn't do any of that growing up. Yeah, no, you're right. It's because the mothers were probably so much more involved in getting to know their sons. There was an actual upsetting connection there. That's so true.

To see your son. Whereas the dad's like, oh, good on him. Yeah. He's kissing that old bitch over there. Yeah, yeah, I was never around. Yeah, he doesn't care. Even one of the dads was like, my marriage did it because I was never around.

Yeah. But I'll be around this time. And then that woman's friend was like, I don't know if he will be around this time. Yeah, there's like a not enough of, and then you would think, I think maybe the idea was like, yeah, but they'll be moralists and do horrendous things around their kids and vice versa.

But, you know, they're too old and tired, I think. you know? Yeah. All I know is that apparently Chris's mother is currently, uh, threatening Barbie. Really? Something, whatever happened, whatever abusive shit that Chris ends up doing to Barbie. Is Chris the one she ends up with? She leaves with, yes.

So we talked about this weeks ago that like on the Reddit, they were talking about how like, Chris is a badman. And when he said that line, when he was like, if you get into it, if you keep pushing with Kelly, I'm going to pick you up and I'm going to put your, in your room and I'm going to lock you in there. And then she went like, ah, and he's like, I'm dead serious. And like, it was just like an off lot, like, just like an offhanded line that I was like, man, but knowing the shit that we know about Chris, that's actually very upsetting and a very

scary thing for him to say. And I don't know what ends up. Again, she signed the NDA. So I'm getting a bunch of this shit from the like Milf Manor Reddit that whatever is going on with Barbie. She's like, you wait till my NDA is up. then you can hear about what happened. Wow.

And now there's a whole thing, a post about how I guess Barbie is like commenting on the Reddit threads in like using different monikers and stuff. And they're calling her out being like, hey, get out of here. Or like stop trying to like pretend to be someone you're not to like comment and stuff. Oh, that is a very hilarious move to be. Ooh. Ooh. But can you imagine watching all this unfold and knowing what happened and just like not being able to talk about it?

I implode. What is the name of the Reddit? I just looked up Reddit. I just looked up Reddit Milf Manor. It's R. Milf Manor. Okay. Our Milf Manor. Wow.

This is great. Dude, you just unlocked a whole fucking thing for me. I know, bros. I think it's because this really is because I have started watching Milf Manor very sober at 7 o'clock. the morning before we start recording. So I look at the Reddits and I've been trying to keep up with the Miltf Manor Reddits to see what's going on. Just because honestly, not a lot is happening on the screen.

So I'm like, something else has got to be going on here. Oh, I'm going to lose hours in this Reddit. This is a case. I know, bro. I know, bro. I just love the dear Crystal. Move on from that fucking loser. Also, yeah.

Yeah. You don't need that shit. Yeah. Stacey is never. He needs to go figure out his bullshit. Stacey is never going to be your man, Crystal. I'm sorry. Oh, yes, I'm going to really regret the amount of time I'm about to spend in this Reddit.

Thank you guys. You're welcome. You are very welcome. Why, we apologizing to Barbie is one of the posts. And then Barbie is a super narcissist and a hater. Dude, okay. So I'm not crazy, by the way. You guys are like, I don't get it.

Why are you so? But like, they hate Barbie on the subway. Yeah, no, people hate Barbie. I got no problems with Barbie, but maybe I'm not paying close enough attention. Maybe I was too. You got to read between the line. blighted by my distaste for Kelly and Anthony to care about Barbie. I'm too into how much I love Kelly to really open my heart up to lust and love for Barbie as well.

I don't lust for Kelly. Let's be real. I lust way more for Barbie than I do for Kelly. I don't think even for a moment I've ever felt like even just the beginning of a slickness in thinking about Kelly's existence. But I love her as a bitch. I love this. This post just says, Anthony, get it through your stupid fat head. Rebecca does not want you. That's all it says.

That's all says. Oh, man, we found the other, while there's 9,000 numbers, so we are not the only three people watching this show. We're not alone. Good for us. We're not alone, guys.

Good for us. Don't worry. So funny. Anyways, all right. What do we have? Oh, yeah, Jackie, do you have some shenanigans to tell us about on the big screen?

Summerweens. I really, I really just started the idea in my brain that I wanted to do Summer Wien. So I was like, maybe I'm just going to start. It was like trying to watch two horror movies a week. And this really started because Henry told me one thing that Henry and I love doing, it is sharing recommendations for upsetting movies. And Devil's Bath is one of those movies. Devil's Bath just came out.

And again, I'm going to say it up top. Devil's Bath, not for everybody. It's not everybody's kind of horror movie, and that's okay. But if you're talking to someone like me, who loves a long, slow, plotting folk horror movie, something that is just like, and this movie is, it is about the idea of back in the day, which is something I'd never heard of before, that this is 1750, all right? I think like, I forget where they are. Germany maybe, like Germanic 1750. And back then, if you hated your life so much, you wouldn't unalive yourself because you would go directly to hell. So there was this whole idea that you would commit an atrocity like killing a child and then immediately go and confess your murder so that they can absolve you before they execute you.

And that was a way to end your life. And that's what this movie's about. And it's really sad. And it's really sad to be a lady at this time. You really didn't want to be a lot. And you know what? This movie further put it in me about how, you know, our existence right now is not the best. But my life in how it is not 1750.

And it is great that I don't live in 1750 because, man, women really had it rough back then. They really didn't have a lot of options or choices. It's giving like House of the Dragon too with the, you know, it's reminding me of how I watch House of the Dragon and I'm just like, which also, oh my God, this week's House of Dragon was a very good. Everybody's fucking screaming about it. It's a motherfucking Dragon fight.

Dragon on Dragon, dragon, dragon. And it was great. I really enjoyed the Dragon fight. We did both yell and run around the house, dragon fight, right for the dragon fight, which I highly recommend if you watch the episode again, just get really hype about the dragon fight. But Devil's Bath, again, long, not for everybody, upsetting, slow, and really great. Yeah, I'm, so that's new over on Shutter. I am not going to be watching that, but I'm glad that you're having your spooky way.

Thank you. And I also did, and I don't know if necessarily you could consider it a whole. horror movie per se, but we did go out to see Maxine, which is the final in the trilogy that came out from Ty West. Yeah, is it like becoming like not even horror at this point? It's, there's still like, you know, graphic fun kills in it. But I do feel like it wasn't so much a horror movie this last one. I really enjoyed it. I really loved Mia got. Did you guys see the other two? Did you see X? Or did you see Pearl? I love them. They're great. I'm excited to see Maxine. It's really, it's really great. It is definitely not the strongest of the three. And I, I wonder what happened with it a little bit. Like, I loved X. Yeah. And they really, really enjoyed Pearl. Yeah. And I know a lot of people that feel that way, but I also know some people that really are not into Thai West style at all. Oh, really? I love Thai West. But I love Thai West style. And I love Mia Gauth so much.

And she just eats up this movie. I love, but then, like, we talk about her as a real person. And the fact that she's had a child with Shia Labov, like, I'm so curious as to who she is as a human being, because she's great in these real fucked up roles. And, like, she definitely has the, like, oh, the crazy eyes that I lust for in a woman. Hell yeah. But I do wonder, like, what's going on in there?

You know? Yeah. Yeah. Okay. I'm going to put, this is, this is, this is all new for me, but I love Mia Gath. So essentially, MJ, for just so, you know, Maxine is in the trilogy. The first movie is about, like, porn. Okay.

Like, about a, like, the making of a porn, but it's a horror movie. And, I mean, you know that she's in this movie, so I don't even feel like I'm, like, she obviously survived. from the first movie. And then the second movie is a prequel movie. So it has nothing to do. It only has to do with like the villain from the first movie. And then this movie is a continuation

from the first movie. But also like the prequel was conceived while on the set between Ty West and Maya Goth. So it was like, it was never like originally intended to be a trilogy or anything like that. So it's kind of something they just kept like having fun with.

They were feeling. Yeah. They were like feeling the. magic. Also, I believe they were trapped, either in like New Zealand or Australia, because of a pandemic. Because of the pandemic. They couldn't get out. So they, they decided to keep working and keep writing. And I wonder that, like, since they had so much magic and momentum with the first two, that, like, I didn't think that this one could

live up to the first two. But again, still really enjoyed it and love, like, I did. But, like, even like the plot of the movie. I was like, oh, you could have done more with that, I feel like. I just feel like it kind of ran out of steam a little bit. Right. But again, also, I was very excited to see it. So sometimes I get that little, oh, that little childish energy in me is sometimes my expectations are too high and then they fall.

And I do that sometimes. Well, we, you know, I've said before, Gideon, I get very motivated by watching horror movies in October. So maybe we got to motivate ourselves to do some summer wean. Watch X. There you go. I think that you guys would enjoy X. Yeah, watch X. Okay.

It's really, it's a lot of fun. Okay. All right. I'm putting it on my list. But if you were ever sitting there with Gideon and you're like, we want to watch a horror movie, this is the kind of style of horror movie I want to watch. Hit me up. Okay.

I'll answer you. I'll let you know what movie you should watch because I've got the knowledge up here. And I don't. I actually forget a lot of. of the movies that I watch, but Jeff does. And he'll definitely, because there are many trailers and I'm like, oh, this movie looks good. And Jeff's like, we watched it three weeks ago. So that just, you know, when you consume a lot of media and it has nothing to do with the

amount of weed that I smoke, certainly has something to do with that. Hell yeah. Hell yeah, man. It might. Do we sing the song? Do we regale or do you have anything else? Yeah. Did you have anything else?

I will say that I am starting, Jeff has never seen Cheers before. And we needed a new show that we just was a put it on, we don't want to think. And he was like, I think that like, he's like, I guess I've seen like some episodes of Cheers. He's like, I honestly don't really know

a lot about Cheers. And we watched the first episode. And he was just like, I think that's one of the best pilots. That's what everybody says. That's the thing. Like you, it makes you want to watch it. And the best finale too, the best,

series finale. And baby. Even in summer wean, we're sprinkling in a little bit of cheers. And I'm so, I was like, bro, you're going to fall in love with coach. And then like, Woody Harrelson's could show up. And you're like, I'll never love anyone the way I love coach. And then Willie Harrison's going to show up. And it's like, that's the craziest part about the damn show. Hell yeah. Anyway, that's what I've got to say. Hell yeah. Maybe I'm going to do cheers too. Let's sing the song and move along, my lovelies. Thank you so much for listening to We're going to keep watching it and talking about it. For the love of the Lord.

Got to watch this mole. All right. Uh, yeah. Shall we? We're talking TV with MJ Holden and Jackie talking TV. And you know it's going to get wacky. Because everybody knows and everybody knows and everybody knows. And everybody knows.

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