Page 7 - The Muppet Christmas Carol WATCHALONG

Episode Date: December 26, 2024

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You can come in bed for the weekend. It's a damn season, right is down. Sorry, it's not a day day. And even though, yes, I'm more drunk than I usually am at the start of a page seven podcast, I'm not as drunk as I used to get when we used to record page seven. So technically, this is a win. All the stars are out tonight. All the stars are out tonight.

Alares here to Dorello. Oh, my God. Amber Alert. Beautiful book theme. beautiful share force oh my god belway is here and oh guys we are live and we are going to get drunker as we record because for you see it is the great it is the epic muppet christmas carol watch along that usually we just do drunkenly in the night and no one ever hears the recording of it but this year we decided to make a scary choice and maybe i am the ghost of christmas present

you see holden why do you look so scared and we're good to go All right, cool. Sorry, I had to fix a couple of audio things because we don't want the audio for the movie to play on Twitch because that would be really annoying if you were trying to watch them. It would be bad.

You're going to be watching this. Love that. Thank you for clapping, guys. I feel you. I feel validated with my clapping experience and I thank you for it. Please clap. For anyone in chat right now watching it live,

you can watch a screen share of it on Discord right now if you want. it's the link in chat right there. They'll set you up. If you have Disney Plus at home, one thing you need to remember is the movie they tried to serve you up when you go to Muppet's Christmas Carol

is the bullshit stupid version without the most important song and the filmic experience. MJ dead to me already shaking your head now. I'm shaking my head. The podcast listeners can't hear me shaking my head but I hope they can feel it. Absolutely.

And I can feel you're just getting from here. Because you're having a day day, MJ. So get your hey day in a good play because you have to open up Muppet Christmas Carol. I'm already drinking my Pennsylvania Dutch peppermint bar cream liqueur, okay? You open up the Muppet Christmas Carol, right?

You open it up and you think, oh, this is just the regular one. No, you go down. You open up the extras. Again, you open up the extras. You go to the Muppet Christmas Carol, full length version. MJ, stop you. Stop you with you. You could be done by now.

You could be already watching the Christmas Carol right now, saving. Yeah, well, you can call me babe for the weekend, all right? but that's, we're not talking about Tay right now, MJ. I, someone's talking about Tay. Seems like we're talking a lot about Taye actually. Yeah, we're weirdly a lot of Taye lip. It's the lip.

I have a Tay lip on. It's something fall. It is the classic red. It's not even the buzz balls. But anyways, the old version's fucking bullshit and whatever, right? Exactly. If you're going to do something to do it right, don't half-ass it. We're not going to have a facet here.

We're going to watch the version with the love has gone in. Because, oh, no, is that song integral to the entire fucking whole bullshit of the movie? It's the old crumb of the movie. It's the whole thing, but MJ's like, oh, I like when things are like whitewashed or like when the essence of something is removed from it. I really love that. I love when a rainbow doesn't have all of the colors in it. Yes. Essentially is what they're saying.

Thank you show more for the sun. I'm anti-fulcrum. But that's fine. I'm ready to get slow in the middle of the movie. Let's get slow. But first we'll get fast. And it's good. We've never done this before trying to do the podcast.

and Eliaship at the same time. So it's going to be a treat for the people watching. It's hopefully going to be a treat for the people listening. And then we'll have a nice slow stretch in the middle where we listen to love is gone

and then it'll pick up again. So it's good. It's all good. No, you mean where I beautifully sing it effortlessly and everyone goes, oh my God, is she in the movie? And I'm like, I'm not in the movie.

I'm just drunk watching the movie guys. Is a drunken woman somehow in this movie that I had not? Is that maybe why Scrooge did not want to continue the relationship with her, maybe she was too drunk during the fulcrum of the movie. Okay, so a couple more pieces of housekeeping before we begin. First of all, if you're looking at the live stream on the bottom right, you will see a drinking game.

That's right. There is a drinking game that we play along with this, and the rules are as such. Heavy drink every time a ghost appears. Drink anytime food talks. Drink when whenever Rizzo gets hurt and finish your drink when when the love is gone. is played. Also, Winter v. Cubed, very important question.

The long, the full version, the full length version is an hour and 29 minutes long, an hour 29. That's how you know you are in the right place. Absolutely. No less. And the last thing I'll say is, for the listeners at home, we're going to go three, two, one, start. And that's what I'm going to start the movie at the Stuh in Start, as is Jackie's weird want.

Stah. Yeah, I'm a bit of a Megynastalian, yes. I'm a stop. Stop. Yeah, exactly. And then I will also start the timer, which if you're watching the Twitch stream, you'll see at the bottom left so you can jump in at any time or keep up with make sure you're locked in. I think that's about it. Do we have anything else before we proceed with the page seven annual Muppet Christmas Carol Watch. Along. It is scary. It's scary. It's scary having multiple computers running while I'm doing multiple things. But you know what, guys, tis the damn season. And that's, it is for, multitasking. So if you can't multitask on a Sunday night while you're drunkenly watching Muppet Christmas Carol, it's like you've already failed the holiday. Absolutely. You've failed. All right. Merry Christmas. Don't say absolutely to that. No, we're supposed to buck against me. We're trying to succeed tonight. And will we? Only time we'll tell. But we. Only time will tell. There's too many moving pieces. So I think it's all got to be fucked in some degree. It's completely

insane. I'm looking at. I know. My problem is I just want to see. the game season. And it's because I'm being held back currently from saying Muppet Christmas Carol. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Right. In every conflict, there's at least one bitch. A huge bitch, a silly bitch. A little baby bitch. A raggedy bitch. But sometimes it's unclear who the bitch is. I'm Kara Klank. And I'm Jackie Zabrowski. And on our new Colin Advice podcast, we're going to help you figure out who's the bitch. We want to hear your problems, dilemmas, and problems. wandries. No topic is off limits. Does your co-worker flirt with the boss to get ahead? Is your

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get it ready. Get your remote control ready. You're at home and on Twitch. Get your TV's ready. I'll explain later, Shelmer, why I have two microphones. But it's going to be great, guys. It's going to be great. Once again, there's the link for the Discord watch log. If you try to just get somebody's free, you know, get somebody's account for free or whatever it is. You can watch along there. Yeah, man, getting the Discord dogs. And I think we're ready to go. Okay. All right. Are we ready? I'm hovering. Are you hovering? I'm hovering. three, two, one, start.

And then the Disney symbol, or the words just popped up. Okay, yay, that was a rush, right. Segarious, thank you so much for the sub. Is doing a sing-along for a podcast episode an absolutely insane idea? Yes, it is. Yes, it is. We're doing it. Only in three different locations.

Can I just say, I'm sorry to everyone. one that's trying to listen to this as a podcast, but also, I'm proud of you. Yes, you're really seeing the real, this is page seven unleashed tonight. Unplugged, unleashed, unlocked. Unplugged. This is an unhinged. It's like you remember what happened in Irvana, but hopefully that's not what happens to us, but like also maybe we'll be unplugged in a different kind of fun way.

We're singing. Absolutely, fart Simpson. Also, the book thief, thank you for the five. Cheers to MJ Jackie Holden in the entire page seven community. Y'all are honestly the best. Thank you so much. Cheers, love you so much. Thank you for a hundred dollar donation from Denderella.

What? Merry Christmas, you feel the animals. Thank you for another year of Holden's Brilliant. What? Denderella. I don't know Holden's brilliance was a part of it, but thank you so much, Gingerella. Thank you so much.

Living, Laughing, and Loving. Cheers. Do-de-do-do-do-do-d-d-man. You know what? Straight up earlier, I was listening to the instrumental songs from, because I was trying to come in Voyagen for this year. I didn't want to listen to any of the real songs, but I was listening to the instrumentals

from Muppet Christmas Carol earlier. I'm fine in the head. Unbelievable. Thank you so much, Tinderella. Let's do a couple shots for Tinderella right now. Tinderella, appreciate you. I'm trying not to scream too loud. I know I'm also trying to not scream too loud.

So that I don't blow out my levels on the podcast recording. But Tinderella, you know what? I'm going to open this cookie nookies for you, Tinderella. It just sounds like you're going to come on a cookie and eat it, Jackie. This cookie nooky. For everybody, the podcast. It's a buzz ball. It's called Cookie Nookie. I'm very excited to find it.

But this cookie nookie, oh my God, it smells like a cookie. So is it a Lip biscuit inspired cocktail? I mean, is that what they're trying to do there? I do it all for the cookie. And the Tinderella. And the Tinderella. Thank you, Tinderella. And give it to Ginderella. Give it to Tinderella. Give it to Tinderella.

You know, if you are listening to the podcast and you've never seen a Twitch stream, this is your introduction. And it is this on hinged every time. Everyone, I need you to know. Cookie Nooky is a goddamn little caramel deli. Is it yum? But it's not.

But you have a problem. It totally is. I could drink this in two sips. Bud bags, taking for the $3. Holden's always in the red. I don't even know what that means. Bud bags. And I'm mad that I said your name into a microphone that's going to be put out of a podcast. Wow, that's the first ever been history. Everyone has asked for

Holden to be turned up. I purpose turn myself down again for trying to match good podcast levels. Right. Yeah, let me turn up. Because whatever, I redline a little bit on the podcast. Talking vegetables. Talking vegetables. Talking vegetables. Talking vegetables. Also, demon lemurnik. So is it great, Jackie. Unfortunately, it's the best buzz ball I've tasted. Wow. And they're all great. Thank you so much. Everybody. Cheers. I'm going to Tinderella. Thank you again. I want to give you another sweet toast.

Oh my God. What is that a $50?00. Pippa no. $50. Mother Christmas Carol Day is one of my favorite days of the year. Cheers. for the $50 donation, Pippa. No, appreciate you. Thank you, Pippa. Cheers. Merry Christmas.

Get them all there, French. Ooh. While they last. While they last. Again, the drinking game. They're eating. Every time fruit talks or food talks. Oh, we drink every time a ghost appears.

Oh, we drink when everybody gets hurt. We drinking. I love you, Gonzo. I mean, Charles. It's Rizzo the rat. Hey, wait a second. You're not Charles Dickens. All right.

I'm not going to just say all of the lines. I mean, I think you can. I think you can. I want to hear it, Jackie. I think that's what we're here for. I think that's book club, the Muppet Christmas Carol edition.

I love his little hat. I love, oh, God. Like the back of my hand. I feel like you would date Rizzo, right, Jackie, and you're like crazy. In a heartbeat. Oh, yeah.

No, there's no, I definitely dated A Rizzo. I have been like, I have, He's like a talking rat, but he's really sweet. He's like hammered together. He always like brings me food. So like it's fine. He's always hurting himself. The Mars were dead to begin with.

As dead as a doorkman. Yes. Still haven't read the actual text of Christmas Carol because I feel like I know it. Honestly, MJ, it is this. It is this. Yeah. They pool so much from it.

Of course you miss the Dickensian like of house. sad the buildings look, sure. But this is it. This is it. Great. Did I miss the pop-up? We definitely got a $30 donation from Alair, Hilar Saitan as well.

This has become one of my fave holiday traditions, big cheers. We need to just keep taking shots, thank you. We've gotten so many generous donations, so I think we'll get at least three more shots. There we go. You're ready, everybody. Bye, bye.

Thank you, Hilarra. Who's it chills you. Chills you to the bone. And there's nothing in nature that freezes your heart like it, being alone. The first of the need it, fades with rouge. The worst of the worst, the most hated. The one that we call Scrooge. The wrath of May.

There goes Mr. Humbug. All right, there goes Mr. I. They gave up the eyes for being mean. I say that long. to Henry at least every other week. If they gave a prize for being mean, the winner would be him.

I say it to Henry all the time. Would be sour. Oh, but Jesus for us is coming up, guys. Jesus' first piece is coming up. You have vegetables. Talking food. Talking food. Take a drink.

Undisputed master of the underhanded deed. I'm letting you take the lead on this, Jackie. I was going to say, maybe we should take turns, singing so that we're not... Wait! It's even worse for mouses. Please, sir, I want some cheese! I want some cheese!

It's officially Christmas, guys. We got it. We got there. I feel the spirit. That spirit sucks cocks. There goes Mr. Falk face. There goes Mr. bitch. What's up, Amber Alert. Sweet man inside. Honestly, it is kind of fun. I used to always save watching this with Henry every year,

and it actually genuinely, I think, makes him sad that we watch it together instead of I save it for him now. Right. But yeah, I do it all for the Twitch. No, Jesus for all around me says. No, motherfuckin' cheese is for us. Somehow Holden and I are in sync with singing, and Librat said they're in sync with us.

but I think we're just going to call it close enough. There goes, Mr. Crue. Not me, though. Should I not be singing? I think you might be. I think you need to sing the most. Yeah, I think you gotta sing the most. It needs a way of life you practice and rehearse.

That work is paying off because Scrooge is getting worse. Every day in every way. Troj is getting worse. But I love, I forgot what, there was like a tweet or something. It was like so funny. Like, of course you'd be pissed if everybody in the town was like, there goes Mr. Dipp, shit. Yeah, every time you left the house.

Oh my God, made by Monsapause says, Jackie's going to be reincarnated into a Muppet. But what Muppet? Is it like, am I going to be like a Sweetums? Like, am I going to be one of the big Muppets? Or maybe I could be Rizzo. Hey, what do we get?

Oh, my Jesus Lord. Pippinot. We just got, do we just get another extremely generous $100 donation? What is going on right now? This is amazing. Thank you so much.

Thank you for doing this always. I appreciate you. I appreciate you. All right. Oh my goodness. We got shots all around. We got shots to do for the rest of our lives. Thank you so much.

Thank you so much. Thank you. Thank you guys. I feel like, all right, that's it. We're just going to watch this for the rest of the year. We're just going to watch this every night. Every night. I speak to you about his mortgage.

I thank you guys so much for joining me because, you know what? I'm going to be real with you. Haven't been feeling the holiday. And I think I really needed this. I really, really needed this. It almost felt, I was like, is it too early? But, like, I feel like this is jumpstarted me into the holiday. Like, hardcore.

I need you guys, and I appreciate you guys. It's because Thanksgiving was so late this year. It's only been a week since Thanksgiving, but already we're so close to Christmas. Right. Until we pay you to stop watching exactly shot to dynasty. We'll just keep watching it until... I'll watch it forever.

Until you're like, $100 to please do different content. All right, with your nooky cookie. It really just sounds like an old man with the last dollop of his come into a little buzz ball and mixed it up. And it was woman-owned. Are you going back and forth between your buzzball and your festive dairy drink? Yeah.

Okay, all right, I'll open my buzz ball. I'm going to be sick. It's so much cream. It's just so much cream. So much cream. It's so brutal. For volaties. See, this is Henry.

Oh my God, I know. Totally. He's like, why don't we even have to do, you know? Why do we? Smiling at all. Yeah, let's have thanks. He's like, why do? Thanksgiving.

Pish-posh. I only give thanks to my mini bank accounts. Assets are frozen. I love this far. I'm a lot. Yeah. This is my island in the sun. Hoy, boy.

That might be the best rat pit in the whole thing. Definitely. It's so good. Yeah, but at the same time, anytime I see their little rat legs, anytime I see any of their, oh man, will you see Kermit's little legs?

Oh, give me the little legs. Thank you for the 15, H. Breezy. I'm going to read your comment just a little bit. Oh, man, and MJ. We'll talk about it every year. MJ, we both wanted to slurp up that nephew like a big old cookie nokey, right?

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Unfortunately, I think it's a yeah from me. Oh, yeah. Also, I just shoutouts to... Shoutouts to Sabrina and Barry Kiagan. I just feel like they're going through a lot right now,

and I'm really feeling that. I'm really holding space for the... Shoutouts to Nonsense Christmas, which was delightful. I know. I have to watch it. I'm excited to see. Well, I'm going to... But it's going to break.

It's going to... Drake Rizzo got hurt. Thank you, Scummer, Higgins. Thank you. I'm going to lose, though. I'm already going to lose the last Christmas game. I didn't realize that's the song they chose. to sing.

Oh my God. Yeah, it's already gone for me, dog. This buzzball, I don't think I can finish this. What is it? The 15-pine trie? Pure liquor? You did not warn me that it is pure. No, I wanted you to find out for yourself.

Wow. Yeah, you're about to get crunk in the club, MJ. You're about to start grinding like you're at a middle school dance. Okay, we've got silent squee. I would kiss the nephew. Who else would kiss the nephew in chat? Come on, guys. Are we kissing Fred?

Fred Cratch. We should get a poll up in Twitch chat. Also, real quick, thank you again on Kenny Rach for the 100. Let's do a shot for you. Then I'm going to read a couple of donation comments. Here you go again. Thank you for that. We have a couple more shots, dude.

Cheers. Cheers. It's unbelievable. I cannot believe the outpouring right now. Thank you guys so much. Thank you, Joanna Chapain. I deaf kiss the nephew. Thank you.

Age Breezy says, Cheers to my husband, John, who is watching with me. We've been going through IVF and he's been amazing. This watch along always. brings us so much joy. Love to you all and thanks to the Christmas spirit you spread every year. Hell, yeah, H. Preezy. Solidarity.

Cheers to you. I love that. I'm happy for you. It's going to go great. I love you guys, sending you so much solidarity. Pine Tree Puffin says, thanks for bringing the holiday cheer. Much love to you all.

Thank you so much. Let's do a couple more shots for these guys. Can I just say, I imagine, MJ, if we went on a date as double date with Professor Honeydew and Beaker, I feel like you'd be like, all right, I'm seeing. this dude, his name is Professor Honeydew, but he's got this side piece and you gotta take him on a date. And I feel like you would have left me with Beaker,

but I feel like I would have scored with Beaker. Yeah, I feel like Beaker would have been one of your victims back in the day, Jackie, for sure. I might want to date Beaker more than Honeydew, you know? Really? Yeah. Professor Honeydew, he's a professor. I'm sorry, MJ.

I know you'd like to think you'd be a Beaker bitch, but unfortunately, you're a honeydew ass. I'm a Bonson bitch. Wow. This is like when my cousins told me I was Lisa Simpson, and when we were all casting ourselves in The Simpsons and I got so depressed. Obviously they were right, but I didn't want to be Lisa Simpson.

Could not have been, yeah, more right. Cheers to H. Breezy. This shot's for you. Thank you, thank you. Thank you, H. Breezy. And we got one more shot so far, and then we've got to take a fucking break. Oh, I'm trying to live.

For Pine Tree. Okay. Look at them, look at them. Even how Professor Honey-Dew in that cute little jacket, MJ. I know, he's fine. I want to have a conversation with him. But if I'm talking about who I'm trying to kiss, that's not what I use the goal.

Okay, so the reason I have two microphones is too complicated to get into it. You got to have a backup. MJ has deep paranoia of technology. You got to have a backup. They both hold a microphone like they're one of those annoying comedians on like a Bro dude podcast, right? That's how like the bro dude, that's like the, you know what I mean? Lean back and be like, yeah, yeah.

I guess they do it in, um, nobody wants this as well. They do the like sit with the microphone on the couch thing. And then also the professional, you will be banging Professor Honeydew, but again, sorry, not to interrupt, but MJ, you are, you are being. Yes, unfortunately when we cast this, I am the little bunny. You are being bunny. You are being bunny. You are being, bunny.

But it's because you're the cutest member of the net. And I'm that big strong Muppet with the big ripped abs and everything, big mean Muppet that's all like, that everyone's like, hello, Mr. Sock Dick, hello, Mr. Hott. I just want to, you know what I mean? I'm that Muppet or whatever. Who did we decide? I feel like I need. Is Holden Rizzo? No.

No. I think Holden is Gonzo. It's Holden Gonso. Yeah, I think technically I'm gonzo. I'm already drunk by the hell. Gondjo. Gond Joe. All right.

Cheers. This is a lot for pine trees. And then I need to stop for a little bit. I don't think so. I'm just starting. I'm tiny Tim. That's just because you want me to die, Tinderella.

Also, to everyone who's asking if I'm in a closet. The answer, like physically, not emotionally. The answer is kind of. I am in a law office area. That's not at my home. Bob La Blah's LaBlog, I believe. It's a frog's idea. It's frogs idea.

I'm Sweden's. That Jummo. lump crab meat. Holden has got to be Sweetums. That is the most kind, wonderful compliment I've ever been given. I would love to be Sweetums. Sweetums isn't even in this movie. Is he? He's kind of like in the, I think he's in the background at a point. Sweetums is ever, you'll know Sweetems if you saw him. He's in the Muppets. Oh, I know Sweetums. Like the, Jack not named Jack Job. I'm pretty sure he's in the flashback. I think he's like in, he's like definitely kind of in the background. but he's like definitely in there during like a big, big Christmas dinner part or something.

Okay, yeah. I'm the sweetest chef is honestly correct, Caroline Selle. One more sleep till Christmas, I think, is the one song that if I listen to it by myself, I cry 100%. Oh, so good. Yeah, this is a good one. Who's playing Bob Cratchett? This is the biggest issue in our friend group.

We don't have a Bob. No one's good enough. My problem is in my brain. it's Jeff. My brain it's Jeff and I'm Miss Piggy. And you're Miss Piggy. Yeah. Marcus, book thief says Marcus.

Yeah, Marcus. I feel like Marcus would probably be the Bob Cratchett. Could be. If it's not Jeff. I mean, Jeff's honestly a pretty solid candidate. Yeah, but I feel like Marcus is the ghost of Christmas future. That's what we agreed. He's always like sickly and everything.

Or tiny Tim. He's tiny Tim, yeah. Who does not die. I love with the rats of the sun, the clothes, the Christmas. Oh, I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it.

Little feet. Smile. The world's got to glow. Uh. Strangers, Winters says hello. Yeah, Marcus is like probably, yeah, Marcus might be Marley and Marley now that I think about it.

After all, there's only one more sleep till Christmas. With his little legs on the, with his little legs on the brooms. I know, man. With the broom legs. Eddie is forever. Yes, Stephen Lamerick,

Eddie is 100%. 100% the Ghost of Christmas present. Like there's no way. Yeah. Except I'd much rather fuck the Muppet of the Ghost of Christmas present than ever want to sleep with Eddie. But that's, I have to separate that in my own brain. Because Jeff is also a bit of Ghost of Christmas present as well. He's got a little bit of it.

But I know we're talking network only. Come in and know me better man. Be jolly and joy. Kind of thing Holden and Jackie are the Marley's. M.J.S. Charles Dickens says Calchris. I love that. Calchris. I could see that. It's a season when the saints can employ us.

Some decent keep love alive. It's the penguin's Christmas skating party. It's the Christmas Christmas party. Can I really play video games? Welcome. Hi, babe. I'm going to go to the Christmas past. I'm that floating little oil puppet, demon-limber-knit.

You're an oil puppet. I'll accept it. Aw, slime, I'm sending you love, babe. And boy, yes. Tears O's bell. Oh, yo, by the way, slime gang, thank you so much for hosting the Discord watch long. I really appreciate it. Thank you so much, slime.

You guys are awesome. Look at his little feet. I just remember as a child watching this and being, like, stunned by the atmosphere that they create. Like when he falls in the barrel, just even though that little moment, it just felt so, real. Wait, because Kermit's little legs, we can see Kermit's little legs soon. There's only one

Morsley till Christmas. Oh God. Tiny legs! Oh God, his little legs. Little frog's legs. And that's a delicacy in all ins, huh? And that frog and legs.

Don't talk about it. right now. Whatever with your cum cooking drink. Doc Hoppa. Bean Bunny is frozen to death. All right. It's a trash. Beat Bean Bunny.

Oh, my God. The impact that that shot of him freezing to death had on me when I was a kid, I was like, I must find all of the homeless people in the nation. It's literally why you partook and Occupy Wall Street. I think it really, my politics were launched in that moment, you know. Uh, whoopsie, never mind, guys, I applied to a job today. And apart from the application process, I had to tell them which Muppet I'd be and why?

Which one did you choose? Yeah, when did you choose? I love that question. Hold on how dare. I'm just saying. I don't even know what thing you're offended at. I said like three offensive things just now. Hi, I just need y'all, says Noyo, bro,

to know that even though I can't watch the movie right now with y'all, it is just as delightful just watching all chat about it. Hell yeah. We're trying to keep it pumping. Thanks, Noyo. Keep the energy moving. And by the way, it'll probably be after the holiday break,

but we will, of course, also be doing our annual cats edible-based watchalong. So go ahead and acquire your edibles now because it is an important integral part and Jackie is horrified. This scene when I was a kid scared me so much. I always thought a door knocker

could come to life. I was scared of anything on a door for a really long time because I thought it could come to life. I want to write like a thesis paper about the power of little scary moments in otherwise like really joyous children Fair, like, Kiwi Herman's big adventure. Like, it was like, we, I need, it like made the movie so much better and I don't know

why, but it was like having dangerous, having that like whiplash of like joy and scary and totally. Like, it was so good, you know. Yeah, totally. That, the, the way that it turns and suddenly it's serious. I also, but I remember being so captivated by this, again, the atmosphere in this scene, like the drapes and the bathrobe and like the canopy bed. I wanted a canopy bed because of this movie.

Yes, dude, yes. And also the idea with Marley and Marley, I feel like I was always so scared because growing up Catholic, you're told that like anything bad you do in life, you're going to go to hell for, you're going to go to hell for. And then you watch Marley and Marley. I'm like, but the Muppets went to hell. And I remember specifically thinking,

but if the Muppets could go to hell, then I definitely can go to hell. And I really thought that. Yeah, no. That makes sense. No, it's, I mean, that's, It's bad for Catholicism, but it's not bad for you. Red Age asked what my research question would be for that paper,

and my question would be, why is my dick so fucking big? And I'd answer it through scary moments. I think my dick grew when I was watching those scary moments when I was young, you know? That's the thing. If Muppets can go to hell, then we're fucked. Oh, yeah, dude. And sucked. That's part of the reason why you're going to hell in the first.

place. By the way, I guess a ghost did appear. Do we take a, do we take a, do we take a, a drink? Oh, yeah, bitch. You have to wait until we get the full Marley and Marley presence before we did. Well, maybe we take, no, we saw the door knocker. That was a ghost. Oh, yeah. The ghost are present. Very Freudian. Broker. Like, Elit. That's a wrap. Like, Alara, for posting the donation link. $5 for a toast to you, 15 bucks for a fireball shot. Appreciate you guys. I'm already drunk from the very generous donations so far.

You guys are so awesome. Thank you so much for hanging out with us this evening. I really appreciate it. I can't believe how quickly I am just inebriated immediately. I needed it too. It's been a busy-ass Sunday. My brother always watches this movie with before we started this watch along. My brother always is like, I know this is important to you.

I will watch with you. But like, never, until I met you guys, nobody really knew every word to every song and the way that I can do here. Wow. Absolutely. You feel seen the year, MJ? I do feel seen. I feel like I found my people.

Find your tribe and it's the people who know every word to this movie. The Muppet Christmas Carol people. Jay Wade for it money. Thank you so much. Welcome to chat. Give Michael Cain an Oscar for this movie. You know, he really talked about how hard he leaned into taking this role seriously. And I forget the exact quote.

There's a really good quote out there of like just how seriously he took this role and how much he knocked it out of the fucking park. and we will forever be thankful to Michael Cain for it. Always. You know, he could be, he could die tomorrow. He could be ripped apart by a bunch of dogs or put into a tank with a bunch of like worms that would just eat his flesh off.

Regardless, we'd be like, you know, it was all worth it, man. I think he'd be able to get out of the tank, though. Like, I really feel like if you put him in a tank like that, like, yeah, I think you'd get out. I love his little sleep caps. I feel like you'd be able to charm the worms into, like, helping him out of the tank.

That's like how cool he is. Oh. Oh. Oh. The ghosts. Drink for the ghosts. Fine. I'll take another drink. Who are you?

Robert. This is also inherently the problem is technically Henry and I would be Marley and Marley in this world. Truly. Right? Yep. Oh, yeah. For sure. I think we have to do it like a community theater, like a little rascals community theater production.

We all have to play multiple roles. I don't know why we haven't just gone there. already. My drinking game was with soup, Serpaz. I love that. I love you just slurping soup this entire time. Drinking game with soup.

More gravy than a grave. I love these guys. Oh, some of the best lines coming up right here. Yeah. And one of the best songs. I mean, and probably the best Marley ghost of any of the, of the Christmas carols. Marley,

avarice and greed. We should advantage of the poor and just ignored the needy. Cauling greed. Oh yeah. This won't be, MJ you want to take this one, I forget. We're trying to not sing in the same way.

We convicted the entire orphanage. Standing there in the snowbank. With their little frozen. Spitting teddy bears. Oh! Marley and Marley. Our hearts are painted black. We should have known our evil deeds

would put us both in shackles. Double-eyed. Chackles, a little bit of reach. From giving love with hate. There's a lot of lines I've never actually mastered in this one. Also, I am still kind of singing underneath you and I apologize.

I was doing the same thing for yours, so that's okay. Little legs, by the way. This might be some of the best little legs in the whole movie. Oh, they've got great little legs. I think it was their money. Oh. Scrooge, your doom for all time is a horror story

written by your crime. It's our forge by what you say and do. Your phone When your life is done Waits for you The talking log boxes are so good. I am preemptively cringing

for the people listening to the podcast version of this and that's fine. Yeah, this is what the experience I think they're screaming for. Dear page 7, my favorite thing of the planet was the way we are screaming the songs. You'll be haunted by three spirits.

First ghost won the bell. Number one. When the bell tolls one. Marley and Marley. Oh, we're Marley and Marley. Marley. Jay! That's great.

Okay, Daddy says dream blood rotation. Not sure if you're talking about us or the Marley's, but either way. Yeah, I feel like the Marley's for sure and us and Bob Marley. Yeah. Hey, think of the 15 slime gang. Slime gang. Hey, slime says. Hold on to my favorite.

always has been faked being a big Jackie fan, but still think she's okay, I guess. Is that what Slime said? You're going to read that for the podcast, so everyone thinks that about Slime Gang, because not everybody knows your japeries on the podcast, Holden, your Twitch chat japery holding. All right, let me read the real message. Slive Gang says, I've said it before, but the last Christmas I shared with my mom before she passed, we watched this together as a family.

The first Christmas after I started watching it with y'all, thank you. you for keeping the tradition alive. I love you all. That is amazing. I love lime. That's so much Slime. Thank you so much. Thank you so glad to be here with you. That means so much thus. Sweetest shot ever for you, a slime gang. Hell yeah. Glad we could take the, pick up the torch and run with it. Slime says now don't you feel bad, Holden. No, I'm even happier and outfile evil by fake fake description was. Cheers everybody. Love you slime. Love you slime. Hell yeah. And again, thanks to slime for running the screen share on Discord. And here's the link right here again. If you need to watch it, if you're watching live on Twitch right now. If you're watching this after the fact, it's not there anymore. You're listening to the podcast. Broker. You are right, okay, but I really think MJ needs a tis the damn season shirt. You're so right. I do. I do send me the link, guys.

Yeah, I will. Honestly, the only reason why I didn't buy it for you, MJ is because it is. much more expensive than you would expect this shirt to be. Okay, all right, that's fine. I'll buy it by myself. I already regret how I washed it the first time and we'll have to wash it really specifically the second time. It's immediately trying to like jump off the shirt. All apart.

I ordered a bluey Christmas sweater and it hasn't come yet. Yeah? Yes, and I ordered one for Gideon that is a Star Wars one that says, I find your lack of cheer disturbing. And it's true for him because I do find his lack of cheer disturbing. Hey, I was about to shout you out of our own play video games to the $50 donation. I love the annual Muppet Christmas. Please give me a toast, absolutely.

I love you. I don't really play video games. We love you. Expect the first ghost that you're never going to have because you don't deserve it because we don't want you to change. We love you how to really play video games. I got to show you, MJ, I got to show you, I don't know the play video games sent a advent calendar for Wendy that's a blueie. Every day is a little book, a little different little blueie book.

That's great. It's really cute. Oh, man, I don't really play video games. You're the best. My children are obsessed with their Advent calendar. It is ruling our lives. Uh-oh, MJ. I'm sorry.

I know you are definitely a mix between this one and Bean. And, you know, that's just you, because you are the most, oh. Childlike? Yes. Of whimsy, you're whimsical. Sorry, no, also my laptop went to sleep And I was scared to stop recording Um, no, you're whimsy

It's, it's because I'm non-binary I have to be a girl, ghost, and a boy bunny Yeah, so together you are MJ Yeah, together you're like an undead Non-binary thing Creature animal Yeah Slime just because MJ is a red head

No, but it's also like the fairness But also like the beautiful Wimical naivete Yeah of MJ's face It's specifically because your face, you look 15 years younger than you actually are, which technically is only the best compliment a person could receive. That is a great compliment because I feel older than I've ever felt before.

Every time I see a picture, my New Year's resolution already is to start a skincare routine because I am old. And so I appreciate you telling me that I'm like this little oil puppet. She's suspended in oil, you guys. She is suspended in oil. So weird. Yeah. It's such a crazy. Cool.

Yeah, it's so cool. Love that. Also, Maja Kayla, the hand is so little. I hate it, absolutely. Little baby doll hand. We will be raiding Majcala after this. I believe, I think that's what we talked about. That's her skincare routine, MJ, says Breelzeba.

Suspend myself in oil and scare a rich man every night. That's all you have to do. Yes, Brokerp, I have made puppets in my past. I am a big puppet-making enthusiast. And I, yeah, I mean, I had a big phase where I needed to learn how every Muppet operates. And that is how I know that she gets that flowing effect by being suspended in oil. Suspended an oil. Oh, whoops, you never mind to say, okay, so far, don't like the Ghost of Christmas Pass.

Wait a second, got to ask, are you a newbo? Oh, oopsie, never mind. Is this your first foray into Muppet Christmas Carol? I feel like the Ghost of Christmas Pass really is strikingly out of nowhere, especially because you're expecting, like, one of the many famous Muppets to be the ghost. That's why it's fun. And it's so much more serious than you expect. Like, there are a number of...

We've got a virgin in our miss, y'all. We got a virgin. We got a virgin. We've got a virgin. I love it. You know, Michael Cain is not the only straight man in this movie. Vagina, rather. In the, you know, I think the ghost of Christmas past is a bit of a shock, especially when you're a kid because you're like, this isn't funny.

Right. You know, it's totally straight. The Ghost of Christmas Pass really, like, grows on you, I think. Like, because I love it now, but yes, I was thrown off the first time as well. We've got a few different people. This is a horror. Does that mean it's your first time or not? I've put the buzzball to the side because I want to live.

MJ, this is the most delicious thing I think I've ever had. Oh, my God. It tastes like one of the seasonal starbees drinks, except it is so alcoholic. Can I just bring this up for a quick too? You do want that. You're going to get so sick, just like you did with the espresso martini incident, speaking of slime game. Why are you being upset with my holiday cheer? Woman-owned, Amber. You're like, oh, this is so yummy.

I just have a second one. And then you're just going to be like, whoa, whoa. Yeah. I am a 37-year-old child, Holden. Yes. Luckily, the strawberry is so foul. I don't think I can drink it. So that's good.

I like the strawberry arena. I think that was, that's what. of the better ones in Jack. Really? Oh yeah. Oh my god, red age pop two years ago. Today was our Bell House show. That's amazing. It was just two years ago. A couple days ago was our DC show. It was our DC show, which was our first show of that tour. Our very first show, that was when Jackie drank the espresso margarita and really hurled in the bag of edibles. And doesn't it make sense that it's the last weekend of eras? I feel like it was timed out perfectly. Last weekend of airs currently was to, you know, that long ago.

Yeah, it's unbelievable. I feel like Taylor is with us right now a little bit. And she'll be judging you, Jackie. Those blue drinks. God's my stupid old Christmas. I'm going to buy two buzz balls soon and celebrate my 37-year-old at her child says Patti Boutte, absolutely. Join me.

Cuifer Sutherland, I remember meeting you too. What a, what a, I miss tour so much. It was so fun. Sean, thank you so much for the Twitch Prime sub. Britney makes me feel funny, absolutely. Child Scrooge is Holden and you're right, Brittany. That's true. Holden is Child.

Stapido Christmas. Stupid O Christmas. This is, I'm sorry, we're coming up on one of the best. The best, this is such a good scene. I love it so much. I mean, I think the eagle is my favorite, like, Muppet. I oscillate, but like, I just love him so much. You bam the eagle.

Sam the eagle. It just makes me laugh like every time I see him. Anne Barry, same. Once again, I'm saying I'd kiss Sam Eagle. Same. Yeah. I would. I'd be like, I know that patriotism is a lot, but also like.

Yeah. He brings out, he's the only patriot that I had so enthusiastically a kiss. So much thirst for Sam the Eagle in this chat right now. Let us not forget that Jackie also bought me multiple espresso martini's. So not only was she being a good host, she was also being kind. Did Holden buy me any drinks? I think not.

You know what? Because I didn't want to take advantage of you for saying that. That's what somebody who buys a bunch of drinks likes to do. Take advantage. And I do think Jackie had ill intentions that night. I was taking in fact of slime. Her own espresso martini's got the better of her. And so she was unable to fully enact her evil once.

Rizzo got hurt. Chad is telling us that we must drink because Rizzo got hurt. And they are right. I'm just saying thank you slime. So interesting slime. Holden just kept eating a cheese plate. It was so good. I remember that cheese plate.

Yeah, that was a cheese plate. Eating a cheese plate. I've been meaning to fix that shelf. Best line coming up. Business. Oh my God, Holden, you're such young Scrooge. I could imagine. Oh, wait.

Does the American way? I could imagine acting across this guy. It does the British way. Say this once a month in the context of like global news. Like, you know, something serious will be happening and I'll be like, It's just the British way. The British way. Holden is all the penguins, Pan of Button, I'll take that.

Oh my God, the penguin skating Christmas party? Who's the least fuckable Muppet asks Alconder Passen? I mean, Tiny Tim, but that's Robin the frog. I think we have the shoes. Any of the children. Any of the children. Yeah, Bean Bunny. I don't want to fuck me money.

I think we choose an adult, obviously. The question is who's the least fuckable adult Muppet, obviously. Yeah, unfuggable adult. What's his name? Skeeter. Skeeter. He's pretty, he's pretty not enticing. Although, don't get me wrong.

Let's say we both get real drunk and he starts to lighten up a little bit. I mean, Skeeter is a rec. Is he's a music, you know, he's a manager. I feel like that's kind of sexy. Scooter, yeah. I was going to say Skeeter. It's giving a little bit of non-binary energy as well, and that's fine.

Light the lamp, not the ramp. Light the lamp. Yeah, the reason about her. Oh, my God. I love Fuzzy Wig. Fuzzy Wig. Let's do a shot for a, I don't really play video games, by the way. The hardest name to say when you've been drinking on live stream.

Cheers. I don't really play video games. We love you. I don't really play video games. We love you. Thomas is twerk engine, I'm sorry about your impending divorce. But Thomas isork Engine, a beautiful member of chat, just found out my husband doesn't like Muppet movies. So let us know we'll support you to divorce.

We'll be here for you no matter what you need. We'll fund it. We'll do a live stream of the divorce. We'll have to crowd fund it. I'm sorry for your loss. That really stinks. But you know what? It's worth it.

And take them for all his worth. We got some lawyers to hook you up with. Yeah, Natarita says right to jail. Like, it sucks. He's got to go right to jail, unfortunately. Yeah, and I'll pretend to be a police officer, which I know is a crime, so I'll say allegedly, but I'll pretend to be a police officer and show up and, like, arrest him and put him in, put him in, like, a weird cement room where I'll, like, torture him for days.

Allegedly. But I'll do it for real. Oh, my God, Brittany also canonically, my older sister doesn't like the Muppets. and when people are like, why don't you ever bring up your older sister? I think the one thing I can forever say is my older sister hates the Muppets. Yeah, good indicator for- And I think that explains a lot. Yeah.

This is why having three children is so interesting because you might end up with two who are like, you know, Henry and Jacket. And you might end up with a third who doesn't like the Muppets. And isn't that interesting. Fun in a bottle. And then, yeah, one that's maybe less so. Doesn't like Muppets. She hates the Muppets. She thinks they're creepy.

She says she doesn't trust them. Wow. And I'm like, where the fuck is that coming from? Projection much? Wow, cats kidding me says my partner also doesn't understand my love of the Muppets. I can't even look at him anymore. Singing grapes, singing grapes, everybody taking drapes. So you know how, cheers.

You know how Guy Fieri led a mass marriage? That's how I know you're drunk for how you just said his last name. You know, he led a mass marriage ceremony to marry all those gay people? Yeah. I'm going to lead a mass divorce ceremony for all the people who are married to people who like hate the Muppets.

Yeah, yeah. Muppets. Yeah, he's a divorce lawyer now. Can we do a drunk watchalong of this movie after all the divorces? So then we all sit and drunkenly sing this. Well, and we just see. Also, most fuckable Muppet,

we all know as animal. It's animal. to take a time with animals. Oh, a little, just for one night. One night. You'll try new drugs with him. He's got leopard silk sheets that he's never washed.

And also, you know you're going to fuck on it. I'm sure we'll talk about this more during the song or whatever, but Majestic Kayla says young Scrooge can get it. And I think that, like, young adult Scrooge. And I think that that. I think that unfortunately it might be true. I'm sorry, MJ that you don't believe in love. I'm sorry, MJ, that you don't keep love in your heart.

during Christmas. It appears that chat also wants to get with young adult Scrooge. And I think that I might have, I'm trying to remember if I wanted to as a kid. I think I might have wanted Bell more. Little baby bisexual.

I don't know if I don't understand these feelings about Bell. I definitely wanted Bell more than him. And it's flaring nostrils. His nostrils flares so heavily that like it really weirded me out as a kid and I don't know why I specifically focused on that. Yeah.

Here we go, everybody. Get ready for your scene. Oh my God. It's time to take a nap. Did you need a break? By the way, you have to finish your drink. This is the time that you go to the bathroom. Oh, no, I don't.

This is the time that you get a snack. This is the time you change your outfit if you need to. This is the time where you understand the dramatic fucking basis for the entire movie, M.J., and actually have any kind of foundation for what... Oh, look. Queen for someone says, I could sleep. Whoa. Quip for W.

Let's have a sleep together. Yeah, but business continues to be poor. Business continues to be poor. There's the link right there, by the way. Fitzbone, Lord, I see you. We are out of shots at this point. If you like a toast or a toast or a toast or 50 bucks for a fireball shooter. Nookin, nookie, lookie, lookie.

Uh-oh, I need this to the full crumb of my. Oh, I love you. You did once. You did once. Oh, why does she? Oh. Yeah, I mean, it does, it's true that the movie doesn't make sense without this scene. That you and I, which...

Take it, Jackie. Have this moment, Jackie. Have this moment. Take this moment. Good point. And would never come on time. Okay, take it, Jackie. Came so close to being close.

And though you cared for me. Distance and. your eyes tonight. Wow, so important to the movie. You're not meant to be fiscal. Love you're drunk, Jackie. Yeah, of course I'm drunk. You're slurring the chorus.

I'm trying to give it some, like, sexiness. Oh, you're doing it like a Mariah vibrato situation. I'm seeing now And then it does keep going It should, okay, I'll be with you, MJ First year I will ever concede It should have ended at that first Could have been one verse.

Could have been a zoo. Could have been an email. I love this, but this is where it drags. I get you. By the way. Bando TV, welcome to chat. Wins the Muppet Treasure Island. Watch along.

Be careful. Oh, you may regret. Like, who is this, Fantine? You know, like, I don't even know this bitch. Love is gone. Hot girl, think of the five. Thank you for believing in me. Yeah, if you believe in Jackie right now,

donate to the stream and we'll split it three ways between us. All right, I'm letting you have it, Britt Nick. Everybody get your clean X out. I wish you well, and I must leave you now alone. Hold on. Stop encouraging people to boo me. It's Christmas. Almost always, it was like a fairy tale would live out you and I.

I think they're saying Voo M.J. Boim Jee. Ding, dug, Daddy. Thank you to the tier one. I appreciate you, man. Rialzab, one of our Muppet Virgin says, oh, my, OMG, this is so sad, bro. Yeah, it's fucking sad as shit.

It's the whole fucking dirty point for Scrooge. Emotional fulcrum of the movie. For Ebenezer, dude. Yes, all dreams fall through. And yes, the time has come. for us to say goodbye. Some say his cock grew three times that day. Okay, it's the fulcrum of the movie

because how is he supposed to learn, how is he supposed to grow without remembering what he gave up for money. Yes. It's the fulcum of the movie. The fulcum of the movie. And I'm sorry, it can't always just be cats. No, you're right.

It can't always just be plotless and useless. You're right. But this is important. in the moment. And I do like morals more than money, don't I? So shouldn't I love this scene? Ooh, I want to put you on a shelf so bad right now, Jay. You and your outfit?

I want to put you right on a shelf. I might be an elf, but I'm not. You can't put me on a shelf. Imagine your song getting cut. Poor bell. Oh, yeah, that poor bell girl is probably like, everybody hates my song. And then now she's like, everybody loves me song now.

Although I guess I would say, I'm sorry. I'm going to say it. I don't know her name. I'm looking up. I'm looking up. I'm not her name. Forgettable baby. I will say Fritz Bone Lord is like a dramaturg with this movie right now is explaining how it is an unnecessary

scene. It's unbelievable. I see. That's not me. It's not me this time. So thank you for. Yeah. Well, can we just give it up for Meredith Braun for a fucking second everybody?

Can we give it up for Meredith Bron? I say hail Meredith Bron. You're a fucking real one. you're always my forever bell, you beautiful bitch. I'm drinking to drink. It's my fucker! Hot Girl says Merry Christmas, you bunch of cuties. Thanks for being such a bright light in a very scary world.

I know I can always turn to you all for a laugh. Thank you for keeping up with this magical tradition. Cheers. I love you, hot girl. The hot girl, you beautiful. Look at this bounty. No me, but you. Thank you so much.

Maybe I was to graces with another fireball shot. There's the link. Okay, who's gonna sing this one? It's Holden's turn. It's Holden's turn to sing. I'm off all the dawn before the day of Christmas. I am the ghost Christmas. You did, yeah.

Come in and know me better man. Gnobemann. A little absent-minded spirit. Little laps and minded spirit. No. Oh, Japs and minded spirit. Oh. Oh.

Oh. Oh. Oh. Dude, Braille's above same. I'm not going to say I wouldn't smooch. I would climb up him with a carrot in my throat and go, get any ideas. I don't think you could talk if he had a carrot.

I think he'd be choking and dying. Can I blame the cookie nookie? He's making you filthy. So he's like without a Muppet. They can't cut a song with Muppets. Yeah, that's true. That's true. I guess I see that, AJP.

Easy to cut the song without a Muppet. Because it is weird to have just a very emotional scene between two humans. Just a non-Muppet song, yeah. The Christmas Carol is an emotional tale. He's supposed to learn. Oh, oh, oh. They got hurt. Drink.

Drink. Everybody drank. You know what? All right. I guess I'll tug from the water for a second. Christmas morning. Oh my God, Scoob's a little cookie nooky and Jackie becomes snooky. I hate the big babies.

Don't like the big babies. Of the street, go to choir is going home and getting warm by the fire. It's true wherever you find love, it feels like Christmas. Come up kindness that we share with another, a sweet reunion with a friend or a brother. In all the places you'll find love, it feels like Christmas. Christmas. It is the season of God. Thank you, so much.

That's just spooge your daddy for the 25. The ways of love made clear. It is the season of the spirit. The message if we hear it is make it last, oh yeah. It is the best song. Sweet. A pyramid is that we're made by your mother. In all the ways that we show love that feel like Christmas.

But always remember is the summer of the soul in December. Yes, when you do your best for love, it feels like Christmas. It is. This is the best song. This is the best song. time of caring the ways of love made clear

now come the season of the spirit the message if we hear it is made in lies are year I'm sorry I'm a little slightly out of a sing I hear you all got to sing

the street court a choir it's going home and getting warm by the fire it's true wherever you'll find love It feels like Christmas. Those horses were twirking. So, wherever you find love. It,

it, it feels like Christmas. Take it guys. It feels like Christmas. Take it, Jackie. I can't. I'm off sync. It feels like Christmas.

Take it a little lower. It goes down a little bit. It feels like Christmas Beautiful Yes, cats get in me If you're not dancing, drink more Pretend it's not Sunday I know, I can't believe in the day

It's not Sunday I know I'm gonna have such a hard time At work tomorrow But tomorrow is gonna be rough But that's fine Amber Alert says Imagine listening to the podcast

Without watching along And for that we say we're sorry Spook Show Daddy says thank you all for the laughs, especially Thanksgiving and Christmas watch logs. They're my new holiday traditions. When is cats? It'll probably be early in the year. I feel like since I go out of town or I do it on my birthday, it'll be like early January, like hopefully first week of January, we'll do cats. Until that time, though, let's do a shot for you because that was a very generous $25 donation.

Appreciate you. Thank you so much. Cheers, y'all. Cheers. Oh, now we got to deal with the Tiny Tim thing. I hate it. Everybody's gonna cry. Everybody's gonna cry.

When's the Fun House? December 19th, by the way, for The Fun House. Well, I guess by the time this comes out, it'll be done if you're listening to the recording. But, yes. The Fun House, the big final stream. Thank you so much, Kwefer Sutherland. I'm a big time humble.

bugger, but this community always makes me feel slathered in holiday merriment. Cheers. Thank you, Kweber. We love you, babe. Thank you, another shot for Kwefer. Oh my goodness. Thank you, Kwefer Sutherland. Yeah, you might want to start pouring half-seys, MJ. Yeah. I don't think so. Cheers. Try to live. Don't worry, I put the buzz ball where I can't reach it.

We're trying to live! going to drop my children off to school tomorrow, still wearing the elf costume. Yeah. They're going to be like, your mom's an elf, elf, elf. You're like, yeah, so what if I am? They're like vaping. Yeah, they're like learning out of vape. It's awful.

Better than three chickens. Chrissy Teigen, Chrissy Teigen reference. By the way, can I send your kids a vape this year? I feel like it's time. At five and six. I think you're going to need to wait until they are like 12 and 13. Okay, I was going to, really? I was going to send them like a strawberry.

Yeah. Cotton candy. Cookie nooky. Yeah. All the good flavors. How much movie left can I roll up? Absolutely, dude. Yes.

Roll up. We got about 35 minutes left in this bitch. I think that once you get to, I think the emotional fulcrum of the movie is it feels like Christmas. Doesn't it? But then the rest of the thing goes kind of fast. It feels like Christmas is so fucking good, man. So good. But we still got thankful heart.

Ugh. Right, Jumbo Lump Crab Meat, Piggy looks great with curls. She looks good in this movie. Mother, mutter, mother, mutter, mutter. Oh, whatever, miss Biggie. So whatever, dude, you're such a long. lawyer. Tina.

Yeah, Thankful Heart's such a good one. I mean, it really, that's what's so great about the movie. If, like, you love the songs, like,

they, they keep it coming all through the whole time, you know? Yeah. Oh, God, little eggs, don't look at me.

Prepare to get emotionally raped, ladies and gentlemen. Ba la la la. So mean with his tiny limes. Bala la la. We have to cast a little lice. him into the fire in order to destroy Mordor. Spread the news about bees and do people alive.

They're little legs. They're all their legs. Daddy Kim always looked, watching his ducks by the river. He's not dead yet, Jackie. He's still alive. See, this is my problem. This is how I act. whenever Jeff enters the house.

So like I just assume that we would be cratcheting piggy. You become two Jackie's too. You like smother him. Giff me. You're neat. No slime. Look at the small walking corpse. No, what?

Tiny Tim is alive and well right now. I do love that Piggy wants to get frisky with Kermi immediately. the goose Nice for Jaina Dintad I feel like the Lord of the Rings Extended rewatch happens always around this time of year as well

It's like such a fall I guess it always came out Around this time When it first came out in the theaters That's why It's bullshit Germit You know it's bullshit Germit

We all know it's bullshit But very much appreciated. Yeah, you do. Yeah, fucking think about your fucking self for a second, Scrooge. You feel like that's what I said to you. I said that to you at Thanksgiving, Jackie,

and that's how you respond. I was like, so it's a meager feast. Very much appreciate. Very much appreciate. Choke. You know what? I'd say we put this out as a podcast, and if people don't like it,

that's the litmus test. If you don't want to hear us out of singing and reciting this entire movie with no context. Oh, you don't want to listen us out and sing drunkenly singing the song? Yeah, maybe you're the villain of this.

Say it a bunch of Twitter. Say it a bunch of Twitter. Who appreciates our content? You know. The fuck face. Yeah, you're the problem. You're right. To or from work or at work

or whatever you're doing the fucking problem. Doing the dishes. But also, wait, wait, wait. But also podcast listener, God bless us. We love you. God bless us. Life is Friday

Every day Then there's this song Alright You sound just like Teddy Tim Jackie You really know that of Russian You really have to be

Not become emotionally invested in this moment By doing that I appreciate that I'm Love you love Let's all Who gets up

Yeah Love me Family, I hold dear. Be noise on earth. Comparish with home. Everyone needs to stop talking about how he's going to be dead soon. He's not. Do we do the shot for Queefer?

I think we did. I'm doing a shot. No, I need a fucking... Do it another one? Yeah, we're doing a shot. We're doing a shot for blessed foot at all. If I had known about shots as a child, I would have taken one during this song. During Bless us all.

Cheers. Cheers. We can chair. I will say, man, for a dying motherfucking froggy, you're very good at harmonizing. And I think that he should get big ups for that. A diet fucking frog. Hear the voice. You know what?

I'm calling it for next year. It needs to be a double feature next year. We have to do Muppas Christmas Carol into cats next year. Okay. Oh, okay. So we go into cats, we go into cats. Yeah, that's a good idea. That's a great idea.

And then we start doing edibles. That's a great idea. We just get like high as shit. Like, yeah, yeah. Yes, please. Let's us run and all. But yes, we will do the Cats watch along as well, I promise. I don't know if I'll live.

With noise. Yes. Oh my God, Fritz, phone lord. You want to lay miss. watch along. Oh, yes. Fritz Spenlord. I think you just spoke

like a key that unlocked something in us. Talk about drunk and singing. Taylor's flinks on screen. That's a long movie. That's like a three hour movie. And when our prayers

and dream we ask you Oh God, he's going to start coughing. Oh God. And he caught. There's blood in the napkin. There's blood in the napkin. Coughing into the napkin, the sign of dying in movies from this time. This is also sad.

Great question. Why does coffee equals death? I think it is all the TV. It's the TV. I feel like it's all that. What's the TV? That's the deal with. Yes.

Also, MJ, yeah, just the ghost of Christmas present, like, becoming old and dying is like its own, you know. It impacted me deeply. Big question, though, would you still fuck this version of Muppet Ghost of Christmas present? Because I definitely would. I like the silver fox look. You'd have sex with the world, Jackie. I'd fuck the world, girls.

I'd fuck the world, girls. Yeah, that's what Beyonce was singing about. I want to change it. I want to change the song. I know you want to change it all to sex-related. I'd fuck the world. Yeah, I feel like this was like my first introduction as a child to like the devastatingly fleeting

nature of time, you know? Like, you're just like, he's dead already. Like, the present will never last. I know. Every moment is over. That moment's over. That moment's over. That moment.

I know. I'm already sad we're not singing, you know, it feels like Christmas anymore. Let's go back to the beginning of the movie. What you're saying is you want to watch it from the top and I'm here for it. Yes, Caroline Sully. Baby's first.

existential crisis, definitely this movie. But it's because it is Charles Dickens for children. Majesica, Kayla, love that spice girl's edition. Fucking the whole world. Fuck up, you live. Every boy and ever girl. Fuck up your life. I get you.

I saw that comment. I know exactly what you're saying. We have 25 minutes left in the movie. Here's the link. Appreciate you guys. Let us take more shots. Is this good sadder and sadder? and then happy again.

This is the moment where also as a kid, sometimes I would like go take a break because it gets real intense. Yeah, that's the fun. This is the part where I was most excited about when I was kidding. I was like the creepy stuff. And like there's no songs for a long time.

When he's into that too. Like when he likes, when he is obsessed with the haunted mansion right now. Well, she doesn't like a thing from Adam's family values. We know that. I think she, I think that like, I bet she would get back into that though. the thing that first throws you off, you know,

you become obsessed with, I feel like, you know? It's kind of how I am. Yeah, this moment is really scary. When you're a kid. Especially because Gonzo and Rizzo are like, peace. When they're too scary. We're going to leave. And they're your comfort blanket.

They're your shepherd, yeah. First Moon Lord, I'm going to listen to the Crypto Christmas special right after this. Holden played the Jacob Marley character, and I used all the music from this movie. in it. That's awesome. Yeah, Fritzpode Lord. Shout out to the Christmas Carol special. Yes, we're about to see the scene that I continue to believe has inspired Jackie's British accent for all these years, which is the spiders giving away Scrooge's

blanket. The spider giving away the streets. Oh, yes, very much. They only won't you ever add. Let's watch the mist after this, pros. It's between that and the Snipe, Snipe, Severus Snipe, Dumbled, up. Is that literally that severus Snape I have made my own? Yeah. A's date. I was, though, so scared about this happening to me,

not understanding that I would never be rich enough for this to happen. That everybody would just rain your shit. But I wasn't rich enough as a child, and I never would be rich enough. So don't worry. People won't be waiting for me to die in this capacity. Oh, my God. If launch is provided. If launch is provided.

And really, in Red Age, you are not wrong. This really is what's happening with the healthcare CEO's funeral right now. I want to be like that. Exactly, Britney, deny, defend deposed. Oh my God, it's so true. Steelemed. Triple D, baby. Only bit of lumpy ever.

That is like we're living in that moment in New York City right now. Yeah, that spider is in New York City right now, this spider guy. Hey, thank you, Allaire. We don't have a ton of time left in this watch-along. If you want to get your shots and toasts in, we'd appreciate it. Thank you so much, guys. I'm ready to ruin the rest of my decorating evening. So please.

Oh, it's going to do a decorating. Wow. Okay, guys, you want to pay to see Jackie, to see what Jackie will do when she's this drunk, decorating. decorating evening. I'm going to go drunk decorate after this. I love this. Please can someone make a version of this for the fucking United Health guy.

But it would be like a, it would be like a Patagonia half zip, you know? It's the only won't these ever had. Tinderl, I love that. Jackie finds some really good music to listen to and party. Yes, I'm like, I'm just going to listen. or that or like need an easy holiday movie to have on in the background.

Yeah, Scooby-Doo again. Here's an Apple Watch that he used to have on his wrist. I want it all. No. Don't look at it. Someone done at his shot right now. Stop.

Ugh. I think I need to watch the Sabrina Carbiner thing. He has a shovel on grab meat. Why is it so quiet? I wonder why it's so fucking quiet, you piece of shit. You know. I wonder why it's so quiet. You know Ebenezer.

Give me a little bit of cookie, nooky while I look at you. What? Brittany, I got his aerowel smoothie. Yes. It hurts my eyes. Hey, thank you so much for the five. A toast for you. Who is that?

We're ready. We're ready to toast. Cheers, a toast for you. Thank you so much chantalesque. Cheers. A chose to you. A chost is what I said. So there you go.

You are a mess. Ooh, Serpez. Jackie Wilson and Matt Rogers Christmas album. No, I haven't, but I will. You know who I feel for is Peter the Frog, who no one seems to give. the shit about at all. Peter.

Yeah. Everyone cares about Belinda and Bettina, but nobody's talking about Peter. Spot for Tim where he can see. It's a spot on the hill. You see the ducks on the river. Tiny Tim. Tim. Tim.

We all like watching ducks in the fucking river, though. That's normal. Yeah, especially for children. Not special. He was a child old, and he's dead. I know. He was a child. But he's not bad, remember?

But then Scrooge learns his lesson and we don't have to do, yeah, but Scumrat, we go back to the past. You know what the, one of the hard parts about watching this movie is that knowing that today's real live versions of Scrooge would be unmoved, fully unmoved by this exact experience. Well, executed on the streets of New York, though, hopefully. Yes. Yes. In lieu of being moved, they can be executed on the streets of New York. And we all go, yes! Like, you know what I did it make.

Sorry, Leo, Not my much to pause. Didn't mean to make it too real, but I mean, you know, Elon Musk ain't gonna be like, oh, no,

wait to child. No. We made, they're, they're very scared right now, or some of them are, at least. Some of them are terrified.

Yeah. No book thief. Let's write that Christmas movie. Scrooge is unlearned his lesson, it's gun down on the street to London town. No, book team. And everyone is like,

no, Oh, a little high phone. That's amazing. No one is going to help figure out who did it. Everyone is like, we got you. But McDonald's, yeah, everyone's freaking out. The McDonald's CEO went on live to say he's bringing back the snack wrap. Yeah, I know.

I love this. He's so scared to be being shot in the street. It's like amazing. A lot of CEOs are coming out and being like free candy for everybody. Like, they're all trying to like. Yeah, yes, totally. broker Elon Musk bringing his own child with him absolutely as a human shield. No question about it. God, so funny. Yeah, please don't kill me. Take this snack wrap. Yeah. It's kind of awesome.

Rizzo hurt. Wait, Rizzo's back? I feel like I don't care anymore. I'm waiting for a shot to come in, but I'm going to take one anyways because we did get a plethora of donations. So a shot for you all. Yeah, this is the emotional folk. Rob. You want to talk about it. What a fulcrum. You know what? Jackie, learn the word fulcrum. Only uses it for this movie. I was just working with Jackie. I got an ad for the Gilmore Girls' Advent calendar on Insta today.

I'm sorry, do not purchase it. Don't purchase it. We got an email from somebody else who has it and agrees that it's really bad. Horrible. Horrible. Don't buy it. God, it's so hilariously bad. I'm going to make this fucking rose drink.

You all see. You all see. Michael Kane, you gonna die, son. Unless you buy motherfucking turkey so big bean can't carry it. And right now is like Michael Kane acting his fucking dick off. And it's so awesome to see. This movie would be nothing without the passion and incredible performance of Michael Kane. And MJ, put that in your fucking shelf and smoke it.

I'm pro-Cain, buddy. I'm pro-cane. I thought you said propane. I was like, what is going on? My cocaine. Yeah, you're back in your bed, dip shit. All right, this will be my last year, hating on the love is gone.

I'll be pro next year. Whoa, are you giving it up? I'm giving it up. I made my point. Stand by your laurels. Don't be peer pressure by us and people who enjoy love to convince you otherwise. Okay, this is, we're in another folk room, okay?

They're back. Everybody take a drink. One more time. All right, who's singing, by the way, the final song? I think we all are all. I think we all got to do it. Even though it's out of sync, the podcast listeners will either be there or they won't.

She hit my ground. Thank you, Uranium. That is. Yes, I'm a CEO. I'm a CEO of this movie. I love me. Don't be mad at me. I love it.

You're right. And Amber Alert, I agree with you. MJ, the love is gone, haters need representation. Obviously, they exist enough to take the fucking song out of the moves. That's true. That's true. We are out there. There's so many people in chat even.

I need you to allow people to feel validated. I need you. They have good points too. It's like it's not necessary at the end of the day. It's not completely. Yes, Jumbo up, grab me at the moment where he looks in the mirror and he sees his like old hair and he's like, oh, oh, that is like all of us every day as we age. Right.

moment. But I'm happy to be alive, but shocked. And Bean Bunny is just like, don't throw me in the trash again, sir. Ha ha. Yeah, let's do the smallest creature in town to get the biggest food. Scooby-Doo again, absolutely ridiculous. Yeah, give him more than a shilling, you prick. Give him some restoration for throwing him in the snow before.

Christmas! Yeah, I do love how this is also the rich man thing. of like, I don't realize how this is putting people out, like how this is going to be really hard for this tiny creature to carry the thing because I'm so rich. Classic rich guy. You're like, ah, but this actually makes my life harder this morning. So true. Yeah, but you also think about probably Bean hasn't eaten in multiple days.

So for him, he's probably not thinking about his hardship of having to carry it. He's thinking about the fact that he might get dinner today. Beaker. And right after this, MJ, is when we're going to go pick them up. Is when we're going to take them out and be like, oh, you boys want to have a good time. Mr. Honeydew, I presume. Uh, please, MJ. Professor Honeydew.

Oh, Professor Honeydew. Many years of schooling. And then I'm going to take that little scarf and I'm going to tie up beaker. Whoa. Like, fucking hands and legs. Whoa. I mean, like, you didn't think this fucking, oh, you didn't think. I think this scarf was so big.

This moment moved me so much as a child. Oh, he's a doctor, not a professor. He's a doctor, Bunsen, Honeydew. Doctor, well, he's a doctor, MJ. Could be both. And endless joy. During family, every girl every girl will be nice to me. A nice to me.

We love hope. Beast to me, we love hope, abyss to me. Every night, we live. And then. Start. Do the grateful heart? Inside it's open doors and bid you welcome what is mine is yours. Do you love the listening to it?

Do you like here again? Is this what you mean? Is it filling you with Christmas spirit? Is it making you feel like you've never felt to the lotion for in your light? To see you have a love and a thankful heart. heart. Good journey. This is amazing.

Thank you everybody for joining tonight. Here's the link right here if you want to throw down on some file. Cookie no kidding. And if you need to know the measure of a man, you simply count as friends. Dispelled my drink all over my shirt. We love you guys. Happy holidays. We're doing it, guys.

Nah, nah, nah. Not again each day. Don't let them slip away. How precious a life can be. That's like that, da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da. Cookie. Cookie to you. No, that's like that Fred Durst.

Cookie-nookie for me and a cookie-nooky-nooky for me. Nightmare. Put me in the movie! I want to be in the Muppets movie! I know they're still making Tiny Bunny Carry the turkey all over town. I know. D, T, D. Heart and awake.

Why? Promise every breath I take. Use now to sing your praise. Gused now to sing your praise. Beg you to share my days. Beg you to share my days. my days. Guarantee

that even if we part a whole day. Jesus for the nieces. You fuck me, Jesus, get the meases. You close and a thankful. Thankful. Aw. And I thankful.

Amazing. Man, this cookie nookie leaves a fucking caramel lilt upon my throat. Yeah, it's not good. Yeah, it's horrible. for you. Is it? Unlike this fireball, I've been slamming.

Mean trick. Screws. Yeah, and at the same time, yeah, this is still a bit Scrooge-esque here with this dirty trick. I'm going to terrify you until I make you happy. Damn bitch! I do love it. Damn bitch!

I'm about to raise you right on the pavement! I blame it. It's like every time Lexi tries to stick up for me. You're a fucking shit head. I'm glad to raise your salary, your husband's salary. Yeah. But then also, bro, I would not want to host the whole fucking town in my house on Christmas Day. Oh, when you're like the poorest man in town.

Although that is also what happens to George Bailey, so that's fine. Tiny Tim, who did not die. Did not die? as good a master. I don't know about all that. Come on. Grab meat. Oh my God,

it is like the beginning of Bo is afraid. Where they're all coming to the house? God bless us. Everyone. God bless us everyone. Vivine. And again,

without the movie. I know it's a reprise to the snorro. Out alone. Here's the link as this movie is called. what happens. It goes out. Let's the love we found. Shall we take a final parting shot?

We found. The sweetest dream that we have ever known. It's a folkroom. The love we found. The love we found. There's a horse in the house, like John Mullaney's horse in the hospital. But there's a horse to hospital. You should read the buck.

Be like this, you read the books. Never have. And I never will. Oh, so good. Really, I think I had to read it for school. Yeah, I had to read it for school. Yeah. It's wordy.

So good. Christmas is here, guys. We established it. We are now in Christmas. It came tonight. Yep. All the ghosts. Every single ghost, all of the love.

Encore again. do we start it Claire one more time and I want to say thank you so much to everybody that joined us on the podcast version of this episode Thank you so much for drunken weed. Hopefully you are drunk as well I hope you're here.

At this point in your listening experience we love you so much. Thank you so much for joining us on this our beloved Christmas episode of our Muppet Christmas Carol Watch Along. We love you so much and we will be back soon with other content that maybe

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