Page 7 - This Is Legal Advice w/ Seena Ghaznavi

Episode Date: June 12, 2025

This weeks SLUMBA PARTAH is about to get LITIGIOUS as our FIRST TIME GUEST (and resident BOY OF SUMMA) Seena Ghaznavi is here to give you all the unsolicited, probably won't hold up in court, free legal advice your little listener ears can handle! So grab your favorite Pilot G2 and manilla folders as we get into the lowdown 'bout Justin Baldoni's countersuit gettin' thrown out and what that REALLY means for the Blake Lively case (regardless of what Baldoni's team says), Jackie briefly gushes about Predator from Predator, and the magic of THC drink powder as well as SUMMER DRANK CHAT. MJ gets Seena's opinion on Brooklyn Beckham being mad at knighted father and uber rich mom for being jealous that his wife's family is richer than them or somethin' like that, AND SPEAK OF NEPO BABIES, alot more of them are droppin' their famous last names. The TSA reminds everyone that Costco cards are not a form of legal identification, then onto THE LIST of '21 celebrity facts that are like really really really really really really really really really really really R E A L L Y shocking', the Blindz, and Jackie's Snackies from 1:03:57.658 - 1:11:50.507 with MJ's Minute Munchies @ 1:04:47.153! Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast  Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Nobody on the beach. This goes out to you, Tina. I feel in the air. The sun was out of reach. Empty lake, empty streets. The sun goes down lower. I'm driving by your house. No, I know you're not home.

You're proud scared. You're got your hair and got your hair and got your sunglasses on, baby. And that's how I feel when I see you, Cina. That is how I feel. I screech because you both, MJ, Cina, you're the boys of summer that I crave. Hey, let's go. Let's go. Welcome to the show.

That's right. Today we are joined by the host of fraudsters and the Foreign Report. He's a boy of summer. Everybody, please welcome Cina Gazzanvi. Cina, thank you so much for coming on page seven. Welcome, welcome. It's so good to be. What a pleasure and an honor.

I think this is my first appearance ever on page seven. It is. Yeah. It's incredible. Are you nervous about how do you live in the world of pop culture? Let me tell you. We have a Google Doc for the Foreign Report that we put stories in. And then you guys sent me your Google Doc for this show.

Any overlap? Let me say there could not be a more mutually exclusive like Google Doc situation in the history of Google Docs. Unless the snacks, you ever put any snack items in there? Have you thought about adding them? I'm just saying. The snacks that have been wiped off the face of the earth through a bombing, but that's not the only thing. We don't talk about any of that. No.

Yeah. Well, we are really excited because you're a lawyer, which is fun. Yeah. And, you know, you wanted that dead. Usually that's not a skill that comes into play here at page seven. Although every so often, it is nice to have somebody who knows about the law because sometimes there's feuds. And, you know, celebrities are feuding. And the biggest, we hate to talk about it, but there is one of the biggest feuds of the celebrity world has come to, has had a development.

And so you're. And it's over what kind of summer drink we're going to have this year. Okay. Yes. Thank you for bringing that. Amazing. No, we're talking about Justin Baldoni. Oh, that one.

We've got to talk about Justin Baldoni. There's no way, you know, here on page seven, we've been screaming about this damn trial. And unfortunately, we've been looking down the barrel of this trial because the trial, was set for like mid-year next year. And I was like, do we have to hear about this for the next year as we lead up into this trial? Because it has taken over celebrity gossip. And it got to a point, honestly, the fever pitch, it was so annoying that people were like,

please stop talking about it. But it was all that celebrity gossip was talking about. Yeah. Yeah, that whole thing. I mean, I'll wait for you guys to get to it. But there's a lot there. You guys listen to the town. Matt Bellany is like a Hollywood.

No, no. Give me that accent any day. But they covered one of the lawyers from that case. Oh, cool. And he was on, and I heard so much about these text messages that they were disclosing. Oh, man. And he had a whole, like, he put out all of his evidence, quote, on a website for everyone to see. So everyone could see.

It had a really funny name. It was called, like, the full legal document. or dot com or something. And it was like, and it was some, I kept meaning to ask Gideon like, should you do that? But he,

um, I forgot and I think he was busy with other things that were probably more important. Oh, oh, are there other important things that your husband is in charge of right now? I was going to say, he's a real lawyer for the audience.

I am not. I got the student loan debt, an Adderall addiction and ruined my stand-up career. So, I mean, that's really what law school helped with. You're a fun lawyer. I am.

But yeah, he put up, he put everything, the entire, you know, brief. You'd think that after 12 years of being married to a lawyer, I would know the words, but I don't. You just, you were like waving your hand in the air. Like, you know what I mean. It's a filing. Who knows?

Lots of emojis. All of the complaints, all of the complaints, you just put it on a website. And it reminds me of that tweet that was like, I spent my life's work working on this book and then he just tweeted it all out. Like he just put up the entire, and I just, this is one of those things, the entire Baldoni lively situation, there's no heroes, we don't really root for anyone in this case. But I do root for the lawyers and how frustrated they must be to have celebrities for clients. Because I think that must be really annoying. I mean, arguably they chose this life.

They wanted. They want it. You get the ups and you got to take the downs. So you guys haven't picked aside because I initially, when it started, I was like very Blake lively because it's always. suspect to me. Of course. When a guy is like, I'm doing a movie about domestic violence. 100% yes. What we've come down to is that Blake lively is a huge bitch and she still though does not deserve to be sexually harassed. I think that's where, yeah. I think that's really where it comes down to of like I, no one deserves to go through what she went through. But also it

seems like she's a raging bitch. Even raging bitches need to be treated like human beings. It's the whole, did you dress for it kind of thing? And that logic never holds up. Absolutely. Yeah. The whole public battle comes down to like her being like, you harassed me and him being like, everyone says you're a B word. And that's the point, counterpoint.

And yeah, ultimately, we only say there's no heroes because it's not like anyone's really thrilled for anyone. Either side. We're not like team lively per se. But we are team anti-sexual harassment, which does, I think, put us in Team Lively by default, you know. Now, of course, you're wondering, why are we bringing this up again? It's like, why is it back hot in the news? And if you haven't seen, it is because.

So when Blake Lively sued Justin Baldoni, Baldoni also put in a countersuit against Blake Lively. That countersuit has been dismissed. Yeah. And so, of course, Blake Lively and her team are like, it's a huge. win. And then everyone from Justin Baldoni side is like, no, it's not a win. I wouldn't say it's a win. I, now I'm going to say this. I'm a baby lady. I know nothing about any of these things. Is it a win? Yeah, it's a, that was the defamation suit, right? Yes. Yeah, it was like $400 million defamation suit. Yeah. Yes. Yes. I mean, I don't know if anyone else, I mean, anyone that went to

Losca and went into debt and then, you know, passed the bar and then never practiced, could tell you. Yeah. Whoa. You've got the class. Passing the bar, though. That's a big deal. Passing the bar. Yeah, yeah.

In New York, too, by the way, which is very difficult. That's a difficult one. Yeah, for short. That was going to get thrown out. You have to show intentionality with that, with defamation. You have to really show a lot of things. And there's a lot of leeway when you're a public figure as well. And I think that just never made sense.

me it seemed very like a revenge lawsuit. Yes. It seemed like these, also these celebrity lawsuits to the point of it being on a big website are just fought in the world in the arena of public opinion. And then that influences. Remember, litigation is like the last thing on this road of letters and press releases and letters and more angry letters and stuff like that. That's where all this stuff ends up happening with the dealmaking.

And then the Blively team. files a motion to dismiss. And then at that point, the judge is going to look at the case. And they're actually going to look at the case in a light most favorable to Baldoni. Even though he's the one that got dismissed? Well, he's got the case. And the lively team is saying, you should throw the case out. So the judge, to be fair, and it's called summary judgment, the judge, to be fair, is going to say,

hey, I'm going to give you guys the best possible chance. All the facts that are in front of you that Baldoni's election. alleging, I'm going to view them in a more positive light than I would normally if we were going through an entire trial to make sure that if I dismiss it, it is unequivocally going to get thrown out. And so that's why when these things get thrown out like that, the judge is saying, this is full of it. Yeah, he's saying, don't waste my time. Don't waste my time. Stop dragging Taylor Swift into this, team Baldoni.

Yeah. So I haven't read the opinion or anything. anything like that, but when those defamation things get thrown out in that way, unless it's some sort of procedural issue, that's really what the opposing counsel is filing. It's like, hey, judge, do them a favor. And if you throw it out, then everyone's going to know they're full of it. Yeah. Well, now, what do you do if you're sexually attracted to the judge? Oh, my God. Is the odd judge? I don't know. I just like, I feel like, I just wonder. I don't know if it is a hot judge. I just feel like, where does that fall in the legal spectrum of, you know?

Yeah. Like, then what do you? It's like, I feel like it's like, it's got to be difficult if you're attracted to the judge. Because I think you're just constantly smiling every time you're. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Are you just missing me? Whatever. Whatever.

Jackie, I think it's never come up. I don't know if it's ever come up. I'm sorry to judges. No, I just don't. They're all, they tend to be, well, I wouldn't, I would say they tend to be a little bit on the older side. I'm sure there's some hot judges out there. But I've seen a lot of hot lawyers in my lifetime and I'm not sure I could name on. I don't think I would need two hands to name all the hot judges.

But they're out there. Well, I am looking at Judge Lewis Lyman right now. And you know what? I would say that he does kind of look like, what are the things that pop up that you hit with a hammer and when you're at like a busters and sons? A whackamole. It looks like a whackamol.

Yeah, he's definitely got, because the neck goes right into his ears. Like, there's no kind of bed. Oh, yeah. No, it's an unfortunate shape to be. But the main thing is judges, my impression, is that they stay on the bench for, Quite a long time.

So you will have to sit. They love to be there. There's no standing desk for a judge. They're sitting. They can't change as the poor judges. And they've been working. Oh, that's horrible for them. Oh, my God.

You know, their most recent references, like a 1968, you know, consent decree that they're still working from. Like, they've, like, I'm just saying a lot of judges are really old. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So it just depends on what you're into. Zadis, I guess. We would say that there's Addies. Oh.

Everybody's got their thing. Yeah, you are damn right. I mean, this is coming from a monster fucker, which I was very funny. I was recently, we were watching the newest Predator movie, and Jeff was so surprised that I was so into the Predator movies,

and I was like, you, what do you think? Yeah, I want to have sex with Predator. Yeah. Obviously, I want to have sex with Predator, and I can't believe you would look at Predator and think I wouldn't want to have sex with it. This is like a warrior with dreads.

Yeah, he's just a big, like, it's just a big, Like, it's just like, you should see in Predator Killer of Killers. They're like, it's an anthology movie and it's animated. And the first predator in it is big. Yeah. He's big. He's too big to be a predator.

Oh, is he? I'm sorry, now I'm just getting turned on by Predator and I will stop that. But what about our summer drinks, Sina? What are we drinking for summer, guys? Did I get you? How about this? What if we make a drink called the predator?

What's it? Ooh, well, that sounds scary. I don't know. I feel like that's a Bill Cosby situation that we shouldn't go down. That's a wet sport all of a sudden. All right. No, you don't want to hand someone

and welcome to the party. Here is you a predator. Been missing having a predator inside yet. There were those, I think it was one of our friends, Julia, who told me about this. a year or two ago, those little powdered cannabis things. Yes, yeah. And you just pour it in your drink.

Oh, yeah. And it'd be like a little cannabis thing. And I remember joking with her like, this is a little weird, though, you're pouring powder in my drink. And I just saw them recently in their gel now. And I was like, somebody's trying to make it less, less president. Because you can imagine, it's L.A. We're all 420 friends.

Oh, yeah. You're like, hey, friend, let me for you a little cannabis powder. Just a little bit. Yeah, it's just, it's just we. And then some hero comes over you with a pull stick. It's like, no, you're not going to do that. Get away from my friend. Yeah, no, you have to wait to put the THC powder in the drink until they go to the bathroom.

That's the moment. Yeah, yeah, yeah, don't tell them about it. And then you get tackled by like a good Samaritan. I, you know, this just makes me smile. So I guess, so what you're saying is a summer drink, we should just be putting powders and do each other's drinks, but like for fun. It needs to have a summer drink. It needs to have the Kool-Aid face on the outside.

Oh, yeah. No, I've just been thinking because, you know, in the past, many years ago, Henry and I were really into, when I was living with Henry, we drank a lot of Moroccan lemonade's is what we called them. I don't know why we called it that. And I think that it was just, it was orange LaCroix, or like an orange sparkling water, and gin and rosé and lemonade. Gin, rosé, that sounds incredible.

And a splash of lemon, I think, is what we did. Honestly, that does sound good. Please let us know because I imagine everyone out there remembers when we were drinking Moroccan lemonade's. But then I thought, it was like this summer, I am really trying to stay inside. I'm trying to really not celebrate the summer outside of hot dogs and watching Love Island. I think that's really what most of my summer is because I'm trying to, I'm trying to stay abreast of Love Island, which is. Very difficult. Sina, there are six episodes that drop every single week.

It's a committed. Six at a time? The whole summer becomes a phenomenon of Love Island and it, but I've never been able to keep up. It's like getting a law degree. You know, you can't possibly keep up. Wow. It is, it is like every single day we're getting episodes. The same island.

Yeah. Like the same people. Oh, yeah. Same fuckers. Well, don't worry. Sometimes bomb shells come into the villa. But I'm not going to start talking about Love Island. Don't worry.

You will all hear me talk about while I went on second helpings this week. Can I ask? Oh, sorry God. No, I was going to say, that's why I need a summer drink because I need something to give me the spirit of summer without seeing the sun. Oh. You know, and I feel like we could really, because, you're like, you're a classy guy, you know? Yeah. I have Googled what is the alleged summer cocktail 2025.

But, Sina, you had a question. You go first. Well, I have a question. I also have a summer cocktail that we. that we could do that it's a fun. Cucumber infused gin. Oh, love it. Over some rocks and whatever little, uh, seltzer.

Are you telling us to infuse it ourselves? Are you, uh, yeah, it's very easy to do. Uh, you just get a mason jar, put some cucumbers in there, put it in your closet for like a week or so.

And you've got some incredible tasting gin. Now, do you put sliced, do you put sliced cucumbers? But don't, don't the seeds doesn't get all like, don't think it. I try to make jalapeno.

What are you just chugging in it? Yeah, I'm chewing on the fucking cubes. I'm always afraid that I'm going to give myself botulism. I tried to make like a jalapeno infused vodka once, and it was like, it looked bad. Like, it didn't look good. It looked like I was making like jalapeno mold. Oh, I did it with Sourapatch Kids one time, and I ended up just making vodka syrup. Yeah, that does sound good, though.

I did it a little too long. Do you use it for anything then? Because, I mean, I will say you are given a little appetizer to our Jackie Snackiecky's snack, so we'll throw that out there. I think if I did it again, it would definitely work. You just got to use not like three bags of sourpatch kids, maybe like half of one. Gotcha. But did you eat the sourpatch kids after us?

Yeah, of course. Yeah. Slug them down in the chamber. But I wanted to ask about Love Island, though, very quickly. Oh, please. In the history of Love Island, has there ever been a hairy chester or hairy-backed man on the show? Oh, certainly. Really?

Oh, yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah. I think that, like, probably not in the U.S. version, but it is like the U.K. version. Definitely the U. In the Moroccan version, there's definitely. I know. He's wondering about his chances to get on Love Island. Yeah.

To get on Love Island. Do you think that you, all right, back, like, let's say you are you today, but you are also 21 years old. Would you try to get on a show like Love Island? When I was 21, I auditioned for the real world. Did you really? I was a semi-finalant for the real world. Oh, no.

Yeah. Sino, what are you what? How did I not know this I've known you for, what, 20 years? Tell us everything. Tell us everything. What was your platform? What were you going in? I'm like, tell us everything.

Well, I started doing stand-up at 18. So I had like, I was out in the mix. Yeah. And so I set them my stand-up. I set them a video. I was at Fordham University in the Bronx. Okay. So I was like, run around doing my thing.

They liked the initial interviews. And I would- So you go in and they're just like asking you questions just about your life? Yeah. Okay. You go and it's just like hanging out. It was super casual. You try to be like a hot mess or do you try to be like a hot mess?

I'm Julie the Mormon one. This is the crux of my problem in the entertainment industry is that I have a real problem being anything other than just me. Yeah. And so. Oh, I don't know what you're talking to us. All the acting jobs I get, you know. They love watching me be somebody else.

I can't. So I realize. later that the questions they had asked me in that round were like, you know, trying to get me to say, I'm going to fight people. I'm going to be a bitch. I'm going to start an argument. Or I'm going to use my comedy to, like, upset. You know, jab people and stuff.

But really, it's me. So I was like, oh, I use comedy to make people happy and, like, just diffuse a situation. And I can just see a producer just like, oh. Get them out. Get them out. Yeah. Too smart. Get them out. Yeah, exactly. Yeah. Too emotionally communicative. Yeah. Handle it. And I was just like, I just want everyone to get a lot. I remember saying that kind of stuff. Like, I just want everyone to be friends. Had you ever seen the real world before, Sina? What were you thinking? That was so crazy. Well, I grew up in a very, you know, an immigrant house that had a lot of yelling in it. So I obviously don't want to go live in a house where everyone's going to be yelling in it. I know I got really excited because I, you know, I got really excited because I, you know,

was offered to audition to be a part of Big Brother. And I was like, oh, I don't really know anything about Big Brother. I was like, I feel like this. Maybe it's like the real world. It's going to be so my thing. And then I watched some episodes of Big Brother. I was like, oh, I can't do this. I can't do this.

It's like, it's too much. It's just too much. Everyone has to be cunning. Yes. And it's also, a bug just flew up my nose. Yeah. A bug just flew up knowing my nose and you saw it happen. You saw it happen.

Summer drink part two. I guess, I'm going to chew it down. Hope it gets back there. Yeah. Yeah. I can hear it screaming. Now you've got to send a spider up there to catch it. And then a cat and then a dog and then a cow.

Just like, God, I'm sick. Someone help me. I'm so sorry that you didn't get on the real world. I would have loved to have seen it because I mean, this is the thing. On Love Island, it is openly like they bring like the bomb shells that enter the villa are definitely brought in to break some shit up. Oh, yeah. They are sent in, and I was reading in, like, other stuff about Love Island and where it's not scripted in any way, the producers do definitely, like, you should go talk to that

person. Oh, you should go confront that person. And they encourage them to do it. But that's also, Love Island. Cameras are 24 hours. Like, it is, they shoot it and, like, edit it and get it out the next day. Like, it is so, the news reel of it is so. fast, but it becomes such a phenomenon every summer.

And I always, I try and then I fall off. But this year I'm going to be a winner. Okay. And that's, and people think, maybe you think that does not make a winner, all right? Maybe I should go experience the summer. But what if you don't? I don't think that word means what you think it means. Winner.

I don't know. Is that the right? Winner. Okay, but if we're talking about drama and messiness, there's another story I want to get Sina's opinion on because this story has everything. The headline at page six is tears, tattoos, and royal drama why Brooklyn Beckham really isn't talking to his parents. And this is, this story is burying the lead because it's about how David Beckham's, David and Victoria Beckham's son, Brooklyn, is mad at his parents. But really, the most- He's mad, MJ. I feel like you're not helping him feel valid, okay?

he's mad at rich mommy and daddy, okay? We're going to talk about it. He's mad at rich mommy and daddy because his new wife's family's even richer. Rich mommy and daddy. Even richer mommy and daddy. And so David and Victoria Beckham think that they lost him to the even richer family. And I do want to talk about that. But also, David Beckham is getting knighted.

And they just say this in the article like it's no big thing. And I just think that that's kind of interesting. I don't really have any, do you have any opinions about the process of knighting, Sina? Well, I think it's very cool. For them to do it. If there's anything that a monarchy is good for, it's if you do something good, you can get knighted. Yeah.

See, you know, right now we're reading Spare, Prince Harry's memoir for our Patreon. So that's why I also was like, is this why I am more looking into this of like, oh, good, they're busy doing that, huh? You're just keep, you're going to go give out the knights and just the book, we're struggling. We're struggling.

We don't, we're not loving spare because of our ambivalent relationship with the royal family. With the royal family. But I guess I was like, David Beckham, what did he deserve to get knighted? But I guess he's a beloved soccer player and maybe that's enough. Well, it's funny because it took a long time for him to get knighted. Presumably you would have gotten knighted when he was like actively playing and like really good. Really? They would do with that young?

Well, Lewis Hamilton, here's a great example. Lewis Hamilton got knighted, I think like three years ago. and he's one of the greatest F1 drivers in the history of the sport. That's good because I was currently looking up Yeah, I think he's not No, who would be the fuck. That is okay, F1, okay.

We, oh, you know, if it is in a car, MJ and I are like a room, room, yeah, get to step in. He drives a Ford Taurus around a track. I bet he has fun doing that. Good for him. But he got knighted by driving a car. which I know it's more than that. Oh, but if he deserves to get knighted, then...

The look unseen his face when I said driving a car. If a car driver can get knighted, then David Beckham should definitely get knighted. Be knighted. Here's the thing. Like, Lewis Hamilton won like six championships or seven before while... And, like, he's actively racing and he won them in that... He got knighted in that process, right? So he's the best in the world.

He's continuously telling people or showing people he's the best in the world. David Beckham was in a documentary about his life. That's like his latest credit, you know, and whatever we're talking about, about his son and the marriage. Like, he also, the biggest thing, though, is that England has, when he was, he's never won the World Cup.

And that's the big thing. If he would have won the World Cup, I think he would have gotten knighted a lot earlier. But he's won other things like the Champions League and other things like that. It's also a team sport, but really he should have gotten knighted, like back of the day.

He's been lobbying to get this. Night. Why wouldn't they have just because of the World Cup? They didn't give it to him? Well, the World Cup's like the country. So the monarchy would see that as you're winning for our country. Gotcha. Like Lewis Hamilton waves the, you know, the British flag every time he's like a champion or whatever.

That's like a huge thing. They play. Every time he wins a race, they play the national anthem for their country. Man, I got to be honest. I did not know British people did race cars. I'm so sorry. Oh, my God. I'm so sorry for my preconceived

Do white people do mayonnaise? I'm so sorry. I knew they liked to race horses, but I didn't know they liked to race cars. I thought that was a uniquely American phenomenon. Boy, am I humbled. I don't even know how deep into this I should go. There's NASCAR, which is a loop.

It's a loop, which is like around the world, and it's got a bunch of curves. But also loops. Is it like the Tour de France? in a car? But it's like a flat track generally and they go around and it's like 300 some miles an hour they go. And it's like amazing because it's like a $10 million

car that they put like a 22 year old behind the wheel of and they're just like get going. Oh my God. Is it because only someone that young would choose to do something that's stupid? Your risk tolerance has to be so high and these kids have been racing like Lewis Hamas has been racing his entire life. I don't want the engagement

on this podcast to plumb. as I talk about. I'm just great. You know this. So I'm having a good time. Yes. And this is why we have the guests on because it's opening all of our world to hear about different things.

It's good. I think the British-like race cars. I believe they said the British do race cars. But also, but also, okay, now to get to the meat of the story, which is the feud between Brooklyn Beckham, which I have to admit is a cool name. I know that Brooklyn is a very trendy name, but I think that Brooklyn Beckham is a cool as hell name. But this scene, as described in this page six article, about the wedding between Brooklyn Beckham and his wife is so funny. Nicola Piltz Beckham. Oh, yeah. Thank you. Nicola is the wife. And of course, Brooklyn's mom and dad are

Victoria and David Beckham. As has been reported, things went from bad to worse when singer Mark Anthony, a longtime Beckham family friend performed a song at the reception. However, instead of the bride, he called Victoria, whom he dubbed the most beautiful woman in the room to come up on stage and dance with her son. Nicola, the bride,

ran off in tears and had to be persuaded to come back to the wedding. Isn't that so fun? It is, it actually is fun. Because what is so fun about this whole story is that it's literally, Victoria and David, Beckham, so rich, so powerful.

And then can you imagine how upset? They're like, an even more rich, more powerful family. How dare you? Because they keep saying, it's all about Brand Beckham. But what about Brand Beckham? And that's like, I come from a family of brand.

Yeah. And, you know, everyone compares the Zabrowski's to the Beckham's consistently. And I get it like over and over again, like side by side. We are Victoria and David except not married were brother and sister. Got it. And he is like, so we, like as a dynasty, I understand.

Totally. What if at your wedding somebody had said, if you're Jackie Zabrowski's wedding and somebody, I give a toast and I say, everyone, please, welcome to the stage, the most beautiful woman in the room, Linda Zabrowski. Honestly, I would say thank you for lifting her up. Say good, good. I appreciate it. I love this.

No, in reality, go, like just me, just incinerate, like in the back. I set the whole place on fire, but everyone knows it's because of my strength, and everyone goes, oh my God, she's so brave. Isn't this amazing? This is like, no matter how wealthy you get, a mother-in-law is going to ruin your wedding. It's going to mother-in-law. And it's just like, there's always going to be beef. This is why I got married in Italy, far away from anything my mother could possibly do

to get involved with the wedding. Yeah, because that's the thing. it wouldn't be Linda, it would be Jeff's mother if it had been Jeff's mother. Because then I feel like that, if you're the bride and your mother-in-law did that, that's a whole other. Because think of all the layers of how much you can't be like, no, mom, I'm the most bad for going to room. Yeah. Which I would have obviously responded. Yeah.

Yeah, no, you're right. It's the it's the in-law part that's even worse, not just the mother part. Also, be upset at Mark Anthony. Like Mark Antony, read the room I know that it's like you lost J-Lo But like think You know, think Smarter

What are you talking about here? Even yesterday I was I was auditioning to do a voice For a manatee And yesterday a friend of mine called While I was in the middle of doing the audition I answered it and I was like Oh, you just interrupted

I was reading for a manatee And then he just, it was silence On the other line and I was like Oh, you got nothing to say? You got nothing to say about me Voice in a Manatee? You got nothing you want it? And he's like,

I bet you would be the most beautiful manatee. I was like, that's a husband right there. That's a man that knows how to talk to a woman. It's like, because of course you want to make a joke. Sure. It's like, oh, Jackie, could maybe be the voice of a manatee, and wouldn't that be fun? I mean, yes, I do think Christopher Columbus had sex with manatees.

And that doesn't make me want to really be one. That's just a fact. But we don't need to go down that road right now and talk about all of that, because we're busy talking about brand Beckham. I was thinking Chris Columbus, the director of Home Alone, that he had sex with vanities, but you're talking about the explorer.

Chicago. I also think like when stuff like this happens, you end up really seeing the grass is greener. And so like when the Nicola's father is like the Wendy's magnate. Yeah. He owns the Wendy's guy. The Wendy's brand or whatever. Yes, just a big old billionaire.

It's like owning the letter W. You know? Yeah, it's like that's so insane that like, but of course they run in those circles. So of course they're going to, you know, be around other people that are up there. So I get why they're together. But it is very funny that it just seems like it's a bit of a like, like they're all having like big British tantrums. Which are buttoned up, famously buttoned up. He also didn't sign the brand deal, which is where all this like brand Beckham came about, which frankly is the dumbest.

thing ever because David Beckham and Victoria Beckham are, they sign away the rights for people to exploit their name so they can get paid for it. Right. Him not signing means he has no protection for himself. Yes. Like they're just, they can put

his face or his name on a billboard on anything on like, you know, the side of a can of Pepsi or whatever. And he's not going to be able to do anything. This is how he rebels by fucking himself over financially. Exactly. Yeah, but except he won't because he's still married to a billionaire's daughter.

So it's like, no matter what, it's like, again, not to liken it to reading spare. It's one of those things that at the end of day, all these things, yes, compounded are a terrible, like they're terrible things that happen to you. But you're still a royal. And it's like you're still a Beckham at the end of the day. Context matters. It really is like remembering that, you know, it's not like they don't have nets underneath them. It's not like he's ever going to be out in the cold. I mean, he runs like multiple businesses of his own.

already. Well, this hot sauce business. Cloud 23, the hot sauce business. I don't know. Did you look at the hot sauce? You know, I don't. No, it's very fancy because he is a fancy chef. So he's really trying to, he's trying to brand Beckham hot sauce right now.

And do we need that? No. But at the same time, like, I don't think, like, you don't understand the hot sauce market. It is not a fancy market. MJ, look at Cloud 23. Everybody look up Cloud 23. It is, it's such a. Stick up the ass hot sauce.

This is Brooklyn Beckham's. He should call it Brooklyn Beckham hot sauce. The thing about branding is he has a perfect name. He didn't want to use his name. He doesn't want to do it all. He has to make him, Nepo babies need to feel like they're doing their own thing. And that's whatever.

Any room he goes into, they're going to know that he's a Beckham. So this whole like. He looks exactly like David Beckham. Yeah. I always kept having a hard time telling them apart in the pictures. It's like, buddy. They look like clones of each other. Oh yeah, no, this hot sauce is stupid.

Yes, it looks like a perfume. Yeah. Yeah. Yes, it does. It looks like something that you'd be like, oh, God, this is hot sauce? Like after using it, you know? You're putting it out in your neck. Yeah.

Mm, I smell so good. But, you know, I appreciate, I do, like, it's like, you know, we see this with Malia. It was a Malia that's dropping the Obama of her last name. Like, we're seeing this a lot with some neps. Neps are dropping the last name. I know that I think Jolie Pitt, like Shiloh, I think also maybe just dropped last name. We also just went to go see the Phoenician scheme, which with the new Wes Anderson movie.

And the lead looks so familiar, this lead woman, and I was like, where is she from? Her name is Mia Threpleton, but she is Kate Winslet's daughter. No way. Yes. And so I, she took the name, like, Threpleton is a filmmaker. Like her father is a filmmaker. It's his last name, but I'm not familiar. I'm not as familiar as I am with the name Winslet,

but I just kept being like, why? What is this essence that I'm picking up? And I guess it was the Kate. I had no idea. But I, you know, she didn't change her life. Like, she didn't drop the last name. That was, I was just more surprised by. But it's interesting, though, like with Brooklyn Beckham,

if you drop the Beckham, everybody knows you're a Beckham. Yeah. Malia, we all know your. Oh, honey. Obama's daughter. You know who you are. I understand the try. you know, of like really hoping that maybe people might not know.

Yeah. You know? Yeah. I guess like in the rare occurrence where you like send an email and someone's like, oh, Malia. Yeah. It's like maybe in the marketing and stuff like that. Also, Malia just did some very, she had like a very bad commercial that just came out.

Oh, no, directing? Well, the directing thing that came out that she just did this commercial where there's a move in the advertising business where ad agencies will go to a famous person. and say be the director for the spot. Okay. The brand gets excited that this person's going to direct the spot. Makes sense. But they basically present all the creative to the director,

and they show up and they do a little juzing, and then they kind of do it. But it's not like they're incepting the idea. Right. And so this agency came to Malia with all this creative and all this stuff. They're like, would you like to do this? She's like, yes, of course, I want to be more of a director. It turns out they just completely copied this young women of colors.

Oh, God. But then that's not on Malia. But it's on her rep, it's on her people. It's like, yes. Omit doesn't want to use the last name, but you're still going to take the branded directing gig. Yeah, right. You like think it might be a leg up, but it's just that sucks for her.

That's such a thing out the gate that, like, that's such, that sucks. It sucks for her. I don't know if I would necessarily do anything different if I was sure, because you're, like, trusting the agency to not, you know, steal from, you know, a short film. And Malia is, it's funny that we're reading Spear because, yeah, I mean, Malia is in a, it is a sympathetic situation where it's a, it's a situation where at first you want to be like, I don't have sympathy for you. You're bored with everything. But it is, she isn't a sympathetic situation of like,

how do you have like your young finding myself era when you are living in this dynasty, this political dynasty in her case, you know? And I do like feel for, like she should get to be a young person and whatever, make mistakes like everybody else. But, yeah. Like I always say about NEPO babies. You can be a NEPO baby. You've just got to try to get very good at the thing you're doing. And I think that's arguably more important than trying to rebrand yourself or dropping last name, you know. Kurt Russell's son is doing a good job.

Oh, my God, what a delight he is. Look how good he's doing. Oh, my God, I love him. I think that's a really good job. That's how you know they're doing good. Wyatt. Wyatt, yeah. He's doing a great job.

Oh, my God. What? Like, Jack Quaid, there's a lot. I feel there are a lot of Neps that are out there doing. in good. So I really like, oh, he looks exactly like Kurt Russell. Sorry. Just like, just like him.

And I really am a fan of Gracie Abrams. And I shouldn't be because it's definitely boring white girl music. But Gracie Abrams is JJ Abrams daughter. And she also has been making the rounds. And everyone's like, but she's boring. Yes, but she's making cute music. Okay. I think he's kind of cute.

Let me just have a smile for a second, right? Yeah. Okay. Check it out. But, you know, but you know, I know that we need to get to the list. I have to bring up just because I love Costco so much. And I don't know why, Sina, I assume you also hate Costco.

The TSA says Costco cards absolutely don't count as real IDs while confessing love for Costco hot dogs. It's unconstitutional, TSA. Thank you. I was about to say as the hot dog ambassador of the southwest region of the United States and obvious supporters of hot dogs, thank you. Yes. All right. Yeah, we can't all be the Duke. I can't just be gifted a dukeship, all right?

I worked hard for my ambassadorship. And I threw down a lot of glissies for that. It was difficult, all right? I had a campaign. And now it's difficult. Condiments run in my veins. But I think that the whole real ID, I have a friend of mine that has an Arizona license or has an Arizona license that apparently never expires.

That's something that happens in Arizona. And he's like, I got to go back to Arizona to go get a real ID and he can't travel anywhere right now. But I think that the word on the street is, you kind of can. If you're just like, I have a passport or I'm going to get it. But Costco cards, apparently, they are not accepting. And I think that's a travesty. And it's unconstitutional. This is legal advice.

You pay to the clothes. Exactly. We give legal advice here at page seven. If you're at TN.A, you tell them, Cina on page seven. Thank you. Good. I could use this. That's what I wanted to get out of this story.

I flew this weekend and I had the most who's on first experience ever because this poor guy in front of me gave his ID. And the guy, the TSA guy was like, that's not a real ID. And the guy was like, yes, it is. It is a real ID. It's a real ID. And I was like, oh no. Why did they give it this? It's a real.

He was like, it's my driver's license. I swear it's not a fake guy. And it's like, it's not a fake ID, but it's not a real ID. He's like, oh, we're taking you back to the secondary. Yeah, exactly. We haven't heard from him since. And they get, they detain him for three weeks because of it. And, you know, that is, that's his right.

But anyway, it's my right to get to the list. But everyone should have a passport. Get a passport. I know it takes a passport. It takes a while. I think only like 40% of the country. If you can. Yeah.

If you can. Yeah. If you can. But it's like, very few number of people because we don't really travel internationally at all as Americans. No, we're very scared. Yeah. Get out there, folks.

Yeah. Leave the borders. No. No, Cina. Oh, God. I can't learn. I can't grow. Don't make me.

That's why you are going to grow, though. Learning stuff from the list. Abj. Oh, who's on the list? Me. Got to have that list. 21 celebrity facts that are like really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really. And you know that because of all the reallyllies.

and you can see, you know, that I am not lying about the non-of-reelis that were in the headline legendary composer John Williams' son, Joseph Williams, is an accomplished musician himself. Joseph provided the singing voice of adult Simba in the Lion King. Oh. He also sang vocals for the iconic theme song for Gubby Bears, doesn't hear it, and they're everywhere. I something's up beyond compare. They are the gummy bear. Wow. Do you remember gummy bears?

Yeah, but I don't, no recollection of that song. Oh, it's a great. Gideon did an acoustic cover of that song and sent the file to me on like our third, after like our third date. And that's how he won me over. That is adorable. And I had no idea of that story. But also did Gideon know, I didn't realize there was an addendum to this fact. Also, because these accolades are not enough, Joseph is also the lead singer of Toto.

What? Why is the lead singer of Toto? The son of John Williams is the lead singer of Toto. Although it's worth noting he's not the original lead singer Bobby Kimball was. Williams didn't join the band until 1986. Joseph is, however, the longest serving lead singer of the band. When did Africa come out? I don't know. Was it him?

I imagine it was before 1980. It was 1980. Technically a Nepo, baby. But doing great work out there. There you go. Another great example. Now, that one is too sad. Now, this always gets me excited.

I guess technically, in theory, it is sad. I don't know if you've ever seen the movie Roar with Tippy Hedron in it, and it is a movie where they use real big game cats because they were all owned by Tippy Hedron. And Melanie Griffith, Tippy Hedron's daughter. Melanie Griffith grew up as a teenager with pet lions. The lions actually belonged to Melanie's mother actress Tippy Hedron. who still has many of them today.

According to W magazine, Hedron lived with exotic felines in her home right alongside her husband and kids in the 70s. She began rescuing them in 1972 and in 1983 founded the Roar Foundation, the mission of which is to educate the public about the dangers of private ownership of exotic animals.

As she owns all of these animals. As she has them in her house, original Tiger King? And also, during Roar, like multiple people were desperately injured, including Melanie Grimes. Griffith. But also, Hedron eventually said in a memoir that it was stupid beyond belief to let the big cats roam free around the house. Today, the big cats all live in huge compounds, according to the granddaughter Dakota Johnson.

I have to watch out for my 13-pound Jack Russell around my toddlers. Oh, yeah. Just let him roam around freely. Honestly, it's like let them play. I mean, this paragraph is a festival of nepotism, though. I always forget that Dakota Johnson is Melanie Griffin. And the Naldy Griffith is Tippy Hedron's daughter. Oh, yeah. Talk about a dynasty. And that I would say underperformed. Yes.

Yeah. Yeah. To have it culminate with Dakota Johnson is really, especially because I was excited about the materialists, which is her new rom-com of like, should I fuck this hot rich guy or this hot younger guy and with not as much money. And that's what the movie is about. And apparently it's not very good. Surprise. Let's keep on coming. Well, apparently, Brad Pitt voluntarily had pieces of his front teeth chipped off for his role in Fight Club.

According to Entertainment Weekly, Brad Pitt had undertaken a decidedly unsexy form of method acting by voluntarily chipping out pieces of his front teeth. He apparently visited a dentist to have the work done. Brad's willing to go to great lengths for a character, said Pitt's publicist Cindy, Guantaginti at the time. You can't do this another way? Yeah. Of all the things, for people to method acting. Method acting is already very stupid.

But there are so many ways that you could do that without having to chip your actual. That's so stupid. Yeah, it's just a place of these. My favorite is when like the older greats like Dustin Hoffman and stuff like that kind of done method acting and they're just like, they're like, what is the secret of acting? And he just looks at everything. He's like, pretend? Yeah. Just pretend.

Read it off the paper? Just read. Just pretend. Oh, it's like. oh god I can't think of his name right now Brian Cox on succession he feels the same way where he's like

Just act doesn't we may as well act You're reading it off the goddamn paper He's so angry about the method acting Of just like you're just supposed to act You idiot I've worked with method actors before It is the most exhausting experience The closest I get to method acting

Is eating the snacks That I'm trying to become a snack Blenther of like that's the closest I'll ever get Now, this is just also, I mean, not sad, but not aside of some of the other ones. Suzanne Summers was fired from Three's company for asking for equal pay with her male co-star John Ritter, who was earning five times her salary. Holy cow.

Five times. According to people in 1980, after four seasons on ABC's Emmy winning comedy series, the 73-year-old actress and entrepreneur was fired after she asked for a pay hike from 30,000 an episode to 150,000. in an episode, which is what John Ritter made. The show's response was, who do you think you are? John Ritter is the star. And so, she got fired.

Wow. Wow. Who do you think you are, John Ritter? Yeah, I guess not. Maybe she should have done some more Pratt Falls. Bring in the stick a little bit more. Flip over that counts a few times. I think you needed a little bit more of that.

No, don't even want that long. John Ritter, but five times. Five times. Five X is nuts. For a show called Threes Company? Like, three's in the title. It's not the John Ritter show. Yeah, no, that would have, this is also one of those ones where you kind of like hope that maybe John Ritter was like, yeah, pay her more.

But I don't, maybe that did happen. John Ritter was probably like, uh, it's my show. My show, yeah. And I am the star and, you know, want to think the best of, but, you know, back then, it wasn't as much of like a, she makes so much less. It was just a, that's just how it is. I remember watching that show. Never once did I think that John Ritter was the actual star.

Right. Right. It's an ensemble piece. Also, I was too busy staring at Suzanne Summers. What are you fucking talking about? I mean, to me, she was the star of the show. She was the buddy maker for sure. Yeah, dude. Favorite Nations.

That's where bad agents come in. Yes, yeah, exactly. That should be negotiating for her. Why is she the one having to go in and do that stuff? But again, you know, people haven't been protected for a long time. This I, you know, this really is big for us. Plus, because MJ and I have been watching Buffy the Vampire Slayer over on the Patreon, Dolly Parton was a silent producer on Buffy the Vampire.

That's so cool. I love that. Yes, according to today, Parton founded Sand Dollar Entertainment with her friend and business partner, Sandy Gallen, in 1986. The production company is listed as the producer of Buffy the Vampire Slayer on IMDB. Sand Dollar Entertainment also worked on the original 1992 Buffy the Vampire Slayer movie. Interesting. I wonder what their role was as a producer, because in TV, it can mean a lot of different things.

Yeah, so I imagine did she just give a bunch of money to help her friend start a company, most likely. But I do like the idea that she was a silent producer on Buffy and Vampires. She's probably going to see a cut like an early trailer and they're like, this is what we're going to do. She's like, okay. Oh, also fun fact. Later, when Parton learned that the then executive producer Gail Berman had been given less royalties from Buffy the Vampire Slayer than her male count. counterparts, Parton invited her to lunch and handed her a check to make sure she was paid equally. Yes.

That's what she was fucking doing. That's what she was fucking doing. That's go. Incredible. Absolutely. She really is. God, she's just, it's just everything you hear. It's not one of those like, oh, she got great PR age.

It's like everything, every person has just said she's just, she's just a golden person. Yeah. And like the fact that we live amongst them. is always so crazy. She's what, 115? I mean, and she looks fucking better than I ever have. I tell you what.

And last but not least, I guess, you know, the last one was probably more impressive. But before he was famous, Steve Martin went on the game show, the dating game and actually won three times.

Prior to his groundbreaking comedy career, Martin was a writer for the show the Smothers Brothers Comedy Hour in the late 1960s. In an interview with Los Angeles magazine, he said, while I was on that show, I was a contestant on the dating game three times.

I got picked three times. three for three. I want a trip to see Wayne Newton perform at Melodyland. I want a trip to Tijuana to the Bull Fights. And then the big one I won was a trip to Portofino, Italy, with Dina Martin, Dean Martin's daughter. Just thinking of the fact that, like, Steve Martin has such an insane career on top of everything else of like, these three trips of winning the dating game would make anybody else's life. You know what I mean? Like that would be the big thing of.

their existence. Also, this screenshot has a screenshot of him from the dating game and it has his name and then in parentheses it says the wild and crazy guy, which went on to be a recurring character that he did for SNL. I wonder if that's where he got, like I wonder if that idea was a little joke, a little joke that he made on the dating game that then went on to be the wild and crazy guy. Or maybe it was like a bit he did in his standout or like as a side thing that no one knew about yet, which is a lot of fun. I need to know. He's the wild and crazy guy.

I feel like he'd be a boring date, though. He's like a real turn-on comedian. Yeah, definitely. I feel like, and maybe it's just because I've been watching only murders and I see him in that character. And I'm like, well, that man, yes, would be very boring to date. But then I feel like he takes out the banjo and he starts telling you stories. And I mean, I'm going to fuck Kermit.

And so if he's as close to Kermit as I can get, you got to take what you got to take. Got it. I gave me so fucking puppets out here. Yeah. I mean, I can't start that life. Oh, God. I'm like, I'm the lily pad now, dog.

I am done with my list, though, MJ. Wow. Well, I... It was crazy. You might be done with your list, but I think I'm losing my eyesight. I think I'm going... Lined! Items.

Ah, we can't see them! All right, Sina, hold on to your butts. Multiple butts. No, his hands are firmly on the cheeks. I just want to... Let everybody know. Good following directions. All right.

And actually, I know that you, I think you'll know this one, Zena. No one worked harder or kissed more but more than the foreign-born A-list athlete. Now he finally gets his reward. It wasn't going to happen with another person in charge because of all the cheating scandals. But the person in charge now has a much different view about all that. Oh, David Backup. Uh-huh. So maybe it was the cheating.

That makes sense. That was an issue. That makes sense. That makes sense as well. The queen did not want to knight him because of all of the dalliances. How do you fuck about so? So he did a shit. I thought there was a lot of back and forth, remember, reading about that.

Where he did cheat, but he said he didn't and all this other stuff. Whoa. What we know about David Beckham's alleged affair with his PA, Rebecca Luz. I guess it's still alleged. Well, but you know the blind. The queen. The queen doesn't care if it. a legend or not.

No. Not O'Ganga. Sorry, we're not talking about the spare right now. All right. Next. Blind item number two. This former Disney actress

turned singer is tired of paying for everything with her significant other. He literally pays for nothing. They recently walked into a store just to get a lighter and he didn't even reach into his pocket to pay.

Whoa. All right. You have any out the game? thoughts. I don't know if she was a is it Sabrina Gomez? No. You're combining two different people.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Selena. Selena Gomez was a business. And you're thinking, yeah, Sabrina Carpenter and Selena Gomez, that was good as a father of two little kids. I think that was great.

That was close. At least they were two people of color that I mixed up. That was good. Like two Asians. That would be bad. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, you did good.

You did good. You just mixed up two young women we both. All these young women look the same for me. They're all the same. It is, I think that those are both

Disney actresses, but it is neither of them. I didn't know. I even covered two of them. Yeah, I did, man. I'm going to say, Miley. We got Miley?

Correct. Yeah. You did. Man, you have to see, Miley Cyrus. You know, I know that I was literally referring to someone earlier as a Wackamol,

but Miley Cyrus's boyfriend, there's sometimes when you look at someone and I'm like he must he must have a pizzazz because she's just so hot. She's just so hot. He must have a hot man. What is going on?

He's got to and it's not even it's just she's just so I think Miley Cyrus to me is one of the most beautiful people I've ever seen with or without the Bucal fat removal. I agree. Wait what?

The section of of her chief to have that look? That's called buckelfat and removal. They're getting it out so that you look bonier. And then you get more, you know, I don't know,

it's either bucalfat removal or you get filler. Or you either get filler so you squeeze it up here or you suck it out here. And I mean, I imagine, yeah, you can definitely, I imagine you can do both. I don't know these things, but yeah. Oh yeah,

suck it in, get them cheekbones up there. I was talking to a friend earlier that was saying like, you've got to be putting filler in your cheekbows. was like, is everyone putting filler in their faces? This is LA, Jackie. I know.

I know. But the filler goes go anywhere. That's the thing I've been reading. That's what I'm scared. Yeah, I get, yeah, no, it all. There's so much this. I live in fear. You guys should have my brother on to ask him.

Oh my God, I'll ask him all. He's a plastic surgeon. Yeah, but then he's going to be telling me that I should be doing all this stuff. No, he won't tell you. No, he's not that. Okay, all right, all right. It's going to float into your brain. If you're in his office, he'll try to close.

I mean, I'm saying. They got to get a couple upsails. in there, please. He's doing his job right. Well, apparently the boyfriend, whose name is Max Mirando, he feels like he's been taking a back seat to Liam Hemsworth. That's the main story of this. That's like the link, what they link to in the blind, but also, yeah, he's not paying for anything. But guess what? If I was dating Miley Cyrus, I also wouldn't reach for my wallet when I went to buy a lighter because I would assume she would pay for me. So does that make me a freeloader? Yes. But I love you, honest.

I love your honesty and I like this. I like this energy because I agree with you, but I also do feel that we are probably in the wrong, I imagine. Really? What? Stand up for yourself. A lighter? We're talking a dollar.

Okay, fair. A lighter is maybe a bad example. But if you're dating somebody who is a millionaire, yes, yes, you would expect. I guess they're not married, though. But also, I wouldn't expect it. They're just dating. I think, yeah, they're just dating.

I feel like you shouldn't, it's when you're expecting it, that it gets yucky. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Trying to pay all the time because I would just assume that Miley is constantly doing that for everyone else in her life. I'd be like, hey, don't worry. What does he not work?

Does he not make a living? Probably not. If you're going out to like a Michelin-Star place, like yeah, Miley, I'm not trying to live that life. Right, right. Like, you could do that. If we're going on, you know, Jeff Bezos's yacht and it costs money to get there, like, you could take me to.

You didn't do that. Hey, let me buy you. Let me buy you a jersey mics. You know what I mean? I got you your favorite. Yeah. Okay. You're right.

It's the effort. It's not the amount. It is. It's the trying. Yep. And that, I feel like to me, would go really far. Yeah. No, you're right.

And it's, it is unattractive to not ever pay for anything. He's got to eat pussy like a fucking champion. Like, there's, I mean, honestly, he's got, I'm sure. He's a team, like, he must. have, you know, he's got to have something. Maybe he's bendy, you know? He's a weird looking guy who's definitely not funny. That man is, that does not look like a man with a sense of humor.

He looks very dour. Yeah. I think it's what it also is, you're right. There's no like smile la Ponce his eyes. Yeah. Like I feel like, I think that if he had one, I wouldn't give a fuck what he looked like. If he looked like a fun guy, he looks boring. Yeah.

But this is also only coming from him standing silently behind, like, next to her. her on red carpet. So it's like, is that his fault? But it sounds like... It's not like anyone's interviewing him. Maybe she's still trying to get over to Liam and he's kind of the anti-Leum. That is definitely the anti-Lium. Yeah.

Yay. Yeah. All right. Blind number three. Oh, he's in a band. He used to be... I'm sorry. He used to be in a band.

From 2015 to 2018, he was in a band. No, that's not a sexier than a guy who was in 2013. Who doesn't pay for anything. I've dated a guy who was in a band. band 10 years ago who doesn't pay for anything. Who did pay anything? That's not even long enough to get a drug addiction. That's so short.

No, he's put down other music. It's like he's putting out other music. No, I've got the ick. Get out of there, Miley. Okay, blind to number three. This foreign-born permanent A-list actor knows his ex knows all the secrets he never wants revealed. Can he write her a big enough check where she doesn't ever reveal?

secrets. So foreign-born actor. Hugh Jackman's ex. Yes, Jackie. Wow. Thank you. Wow. I know everyone is surprised. I've been trying to look more into this. I have a weird, I don't

want to say fascination with their divorce but it's just everything about their marriage. They were together for so long. I'm so, like, she must know so much. So he's trying to make sure she doesn't divulge secrets.

Yeah, and I think the main secret is that he likes men. Yeah, I was just going to say, I was shocked when I heard he was married to a woman. I think we all are. I would have bet my year's paycheck that he was gay. Oh, yeah. But now I'm like, he's clearly by. There's no way. Yes, for sure.

And he's currently dating Sutton Foster and the word on the street. So is that like they had an tour at a fair when they were both on the music man on Broadway. The world's sexiest musical. Just kidding, but it is to me. Yeah, everybody's dripping for music, man. I tell you what. But, man, it just makes me think of Zelda dancing to a chorus. God, I hope I get it.

I hope I get it. MJ's five-year-old was dancing, like a, did a recital to, God, I hope I get it. I hope I get it. It's this like, it's a, it's a, like a song in the round about people auditioning for a show. It was an interesting choice for a five-year-old dance number. I love Sutton Foster, but I also am sad. So Sutton Foster is another huge Broadway actress.

And they've recently, so in the divorce, have come out as a current item. And everyone's like, they've been together since the music man. And it's kind of fun because it is like big Broadway gossip. And it's big and fun. It is the spiciest, hottest gossip that Broadway gets. Yes. And I'm happy for Broadway because they need their, little scandals too.

They need it. Yeah. I mean, well. So is the thing it's like he has boys over or men over for like a play party? Is that the... Maybe they're flying planes like he and John Travolta. I mean, they didn't, but in my head it's canon. I mean, then you're crossing also into like a Scientology line, which always gets real messy.

Oh, it gets messy. The thing about Hugh Jackman is he's kind of like he's always, it almost does remind me a little bit of John Travolta, even though he seems much less messy than that because it's never like, it's just always been a like, I think he likes men, but there's, I mean, correct me if I'm wrong, Jackie, but over the years there hasn't, there's not a lot of tangible evidence. None. There's not

that he is messy, that he's cheating. It's all, yes, it's, it's all just the whispers. I don't, not like I have gaydar that's like very good. Is that, can you even say that these things? I just hope everyone's gay. That's my problem. I've always gotten the vibe that he was into dudes.

Yeah. Always. I never got it. And it's not just because he's a music man. You can be a music man who emanates heterosexuality. He has that Uber masculinity that you see of, like, gay men in that genre, if you will. Like, he's got that, like, strong man. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. But also he can tap?

Oh, my God. On top of that, I wouldn't kick him out of bed. Oh, no. Certainly not. Hello. Welcome to Marine. Hello. Hello.

Oh, give me. Harold Hill. Is that you? That's the name of the main character. of the music man. You just want to fuck the music man. I do want to fuck the music man. Which one?

The music man, Harold Hill. The character. The old music man in the movie, right? There's one music man. He's a con man who comes to town and tells the entire town that their youth, their juvenile delinquent youth's

problems will be solved with a marching band. 76 trombones and a major day. Yay! Thank you. And 110 core. That's far. Yes.

MJ and Jeff both have separately tried to get me to watch the music man multiple times and I just keep juke in them. I'm going to watch it at some point, but I've never seen it. It's so good. It's a classic. Got a juke away. Anyway, thank you, MJ, back to the land of the seeing. I can see again. Thank you for your knowledge in guessing my blinds.

Of course. This is really impressive. Yeah. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you so much. And I hope just hold on to your butts again. if you want to be impressed because

Oh no, it's Jackie. Snack is what snacks you're going to eat today. Yes, so I asked, Oh, Sina, what are you into? What are we getting into recently when it comes to Snack World? And you said something that made my heart sing and that's, you're my chewy fruity boy.

And I have no idea that you were a fellow chewy fruity. Oh, yeah. Man, I tell you what, I went over to Adam's house the other night and, man, we took down multiple bags of gummies like all different guys because I found a bunch of limited edition ones at the 7-11

we just fucking took them all down but one of them I liked so much I went out and found again so that I could bring today four-hour snackies but also while I get them out MJ also does MJ's minute munchies and brings in something

from the bodega or something that the kids pick out so what's going on with you MJ yeah I've been exploring a theme of I went from tachis to hot Cheetos to to Tahin

to pickle Doritos and look what I found but Flaming Hot Dill Pickle Cheetos They are limited edition They are limited edition They are both

Flaming Hot and Pickle the two flavors I love most And I've been exploring most In a Cheeto Yes Yes So you guys do like an ASMR

Eating on the show Or no Asmr but people hate it They hate it Instead of love it. You know, a lot of people, I think, are supporting the fact that I'm trying to, for some reason, become a snack fluencer, and I appreciate their support. But I think a lot of people hate the mouth sounds.

But I also really want to become a snack fluencer. So this is, you know, when there's a well as a way. All right, introducing while MJ tries their Cheetos. So Guy Fieri is dropping a Waterloo line. Guy Fierry? Our own producer, Adam. It's pronounced Fieti. Fiati.

Thank you. Yes, thank you. Guy Fieri. This is lemon Italian. ice gaffietis Flavor Town Waterloo. Wow, this looks great. Ooh. Oh, it's light.

Mm-hmm. Oh, it's light. Wow, it doesn't have the pow. I thought it was going to be a heavier. I thought it was going to be heavier. What is the flavor? The flavor is just Flavortown flavored? No, it's Lemon Italian Ice.

Okay. I've heard, I've heard, so there's lemon Italian ice. There's also like a Huckleberry one, and there's a third one. and this is light. Honestly, like these other, like this, like the water loos generally have a more of a punch. Yeah, and I'm actually kind of surprised. I'm a little let down and I'm sorry about that. Yeah, I'm a little let down.

I still want to put vodka in it. Oh, I put vodka in it. Oh, no, I definitely put vodka in. Oftentimes Jackie's drinks choices are, can we put vodka in it? You were the one who brought lemoncello, the LaCroy Lemoncello over to my house one time. Put some vodka in it. And I tasted it. I was like, I don't think I can drink this without vodka.

Without vodka. Yeah, it's begging for vodka. Now, Sina, you love chewy fruity. So I did bring in, so I brought in some limited edition nerds gummy clusters. Oh, yeah.

There's currently grape, strawberry blitz. This is the limited edition currently. But I also was curious, because you've got kids. And I know that these dumb, like this is called Joyride. Okay.

So it's 50% less sugar, no junk, amazing taste. They're called gummy busters. And they are the less sugar version of nerds gummy clusters. Really? So I thought we could kind of eat them back to back and definitely say if these are just shit or maybe they hurt our teeth a little bit less.

Great idea, Jackie. And wouldn't that be nice? So let's get into some joy. And it's called Joy Ride! Just like the Kesha song. Just like the Keshe Song. Wait, tell me about the nerd clusters. You know I love a nerd cluster.

I know you love a nerd cluster. They're limited edition. They're grape, strawberry blitz. This is the current flavor. Nerds were a staple in my. life. My dad would get me nerds all the time and I'd be walking around doing the shots. Oh, I love shots of nerds. You just all constantly.

Give a little sipage of it. Okay. All right. All right. So we have to have these back to back. All right. You're going to do it back to back. Oh, I don't like the feel of the joy rides. Okay, I'm going to try the joy ride first.

All right. I'm going to try the joy ride first too. Ew. Don't like the frivol. I don't like, ew. I don't like the texture. Dexter is horrible. texture it crumbles why is it crumbull this is horrible i hate this oh i hate this the joyrides

are not good alert the joyrides are not good how do you feel there there's nothing there i don't like the texture they don't taste like nerd clusters here's the problem crunchy and chewy the way nerd cluster is it's non-gmo that's your first yeah see if there's something i'm learning about snacks all right the less real things in it the better yeah and And that's kind of what I'm going for. I think that's certainly true for these dill pickle flaming hot cheetos. Tell us. Tell us.

Okay, wait, before we get to the nerd clusters, what hit us? They are fantastic, man. They are. Really? Is the pickle coming through? Very much so. It's like it has, it's coming through even more than the pickle Doritos were. This is like, it is as pickly as a dill pickle chip and as spicy as a hot chito.

Wow. I can't recommend them highly enough. I can't wait to finish these. Wow. I stay away from like a spicy chip. Yeah. But like a dill pickle really gets me excited. I love it in there too.

That's my favorite type of chip is a dill pickle chip. And I love flaming hot Cheetos, but sometimes, like, I love it when they like put it on like the eschetees, like when they put it on the alote and stuff like that. But sometimes I feel like it takes over what it's eating and then you feel like it's all hot Cheeto. Definitely. But I, which is sometimes what you want. I'm not saying it's always a bad thing. All right. Let's get into these strawberry grape.

They're just perfect. They're just perfect. I bet. They're just perfect. I wish I was eating them right now. If you like chewy fruity, and if you have not tried nerd clusters, get any kind,

get any flavor. Yeah. It is just, it is the perfect consistency. Wow. It is taken over. It's why I wanted to get into snack fluencing because these were introduced to me last year

and I was like, what's happening in the world of snacks that I don't know about? And you know what it is? which I just saw somebody describing why they're so perfect yesterday. It's because it's like a nerd rope, but a nerd rope was so hard to handle. You're like, am I going to eat this all in one sitting?

What do I do with the rest of the rope? Yes. You know, and this is like all the goodness of a nerd rope with more portion control. You know, you don't have to carry a whole rope around with you. No. Look at that. That's a professional candy right here. Total sugars, 21 grams.

Included and includes 21 added sugar. Yeah! Why do you think it tastes so good? I'm about to be zipping through the rest of this day. When you start the day with nerd clusters, you know it's only a day. You need to put this in your pipe and smoke. Oh, yeah. Oh, man, I mean, I think it would probably hurt you eventually if you did, but I will.

I was a grape kid going up. What flavor was your go to? Fake grape? Yeah, I mean, grape is purple. Bitch. Artificial grape was my jazz. Hey, alms. Yeah.

I used to get the Dime-A-Tap bears because they had the lollipes and I would just fucking suck on those. And I'd be like, my throat hurts. And I'd get another fucking Dymetop lollipom. Oh, dude. And they don't sell those anymore. I'm always looking for the coughs here of lollipops. And they don't sell. Because the Jackie Zabrowski.

It must have been an incident. Bro-boat tripping on Dime-A-Dap. Yeah, get me that artificial grape. I am feeling it. And thank you so much, everyone, for joining us on this week's episode of Page 7. And Cina. Thank you, this week. was an absolute delight. I could go another two hours. This is great. I didn't talk about anything

that happened to geopolitics. I feel so happy. Yeah, dude. It's just, we just try to have a good time here on page seven, and I'm so happy that you came and you hung out with us. And Sina, here at the end, do you have anything you'd like to plug? Oh, well, I mean, fraudsters is going to start a new season the next couple months here. We're going to cover some cool people, including Alex Jones. That'll be really fun. So excited about that. The foreign report is every week. Travis Irvine's a great guest host, Marcus Parks, joins the show every now and then. We're trying to get some real people on. We try to break down what's happening around the world because what happens around the world matters to what's happening at home because everything we do here affects everything around the world.

Damn right. So we try to have a good time. I know that it's very difficult to look at the news. And smile. Yeah. Don't look at it. Just listen and watch our show. Just listen to Sina.

Just let Sina tell to you. We got to, you know, we all need a little bit of a marine. I'll tell you the important stuff. Thank you, especially while our city burns to the ground in a different way than it was burning to the ground. But my name is Jackie Zabrowski and you follow me on Instagram at Jack That Worm. Come hang out with us. Come over to the patreon.com slash page 7 podcast. We have got, oh my God, we're rounding out on the end of Dead Until Dark, the first Sookie Stackhouse book in Jackie's book club.

We're currently reading Spare Prince Harry's memoir over on celebrities. We've got our Buffy watchalongs. Come hang out with us, page 7, podcast, Patreon. And also, you got bitches in your lives. I know you do. Go to who's the bitch.com. Tell us about the bitches in your life. And maybe it might be you.

But you can email us, you can leave us a voicemail, or you can come hang out with us live Thursday, June 26th, 4 to 7 p.m. Pacific Standard Time, 7 to 10, Eastern Standard Time. I mean, over on. Sorry. on YouTube at Who's the Bee? So go over there, give it a sub, give it a follow, check it out. And yeah, no, I'm gifting you these Gummy clusters, so they are yours for the rest of the day.

MJ? Thank you guys all so much. You can always email us at page 7, podcast at gmail.com. We love hearing from you. Thank you for listening. Thank you, Cina, for being on the show. We love you. Come back soon.

And I'm MJ. I'm MJ K. Elcat on Instagram and I'm MJ Nephal on Blue Sky. And we'll see you guys later on this week at Suckin'Hale Pins. Bye, everybody. Bye.

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