Page 7 - TiTwonic w/ Amber Nelson

Episode Date: March 19, 2026

This week Amber Nelson is our good southern woman guest and we're talkin' "Age of Attraction" up top, then Babz and Hanoi Jane enter the Octagon, after Babz got to eulogize Robert Redford at the Oscars, as well as more Oscar tribute chat! MJ makes a bold comparison of Timothee and Leonardo DiCaprio, Oscar seat filling seems like a gig from hell, and Jackie realizes a years long error with April Reals Day. Finally, we got a list of some wiiiiiiiiiild celeb facts that sound fake but are actually 100% TRUUUUUEEE followed by BLINDZ: OSCAR EDITION! Then it's a regional Jackie's Snackies starting @ 1:03:15.468 with an MJ's Minute Munchies that's got 'em BACK ON THEIR BULLSHIT @ 1:13:37.231 until around @ 1:19:09.797, and SO MUCH MORE! Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Done hard and now I'm shodding like a ball. We're dreaming. Hard week game so far now I believe. We're going up. It's how I'm bowling. You know we're going to be winning. We're going to be win. This is son and I'm sounding don't have done it.

We're going to be going. Oh, I'm so excited for them. Keep going. I'm happy for them. I'm so happy. I'm happy for E.J. I'm happy for all of them. I'm just like building up Huntrix won the Oscar

for Best Original Song from K-pop Demon Hunters. MJ, are you living the dream? I was listing the Oscar movies that I saw before we started recording, and I was like, Sinners, Marty Supreme, one battle after another, and I forgot to add K-pop Demon Hunters. K-pop Demon Hunters. Oscar winning K-pop Demon Hunters. Yes, I cried when EJ won, and yes, I've cried several times since then.

I bet you have. And I'm sorry, I know that I have started page 7 in the past with Golden before, but I mean, they just won an Oscar. They were almost kicked out of the world of K-pop, and they just won an Oscar. But also, everybody, before we start screaming about the Oscars, we got to welcome Amber Nelson to the show. Amber. Hi, it's so good to be here. You were just sitting there just so good and quiet.

I'm just waiting my turn. I don't want to intervene. I want to be a good, good Southern woman. No. I'm working on my politeness. No, not in here. No. We want to be dirty dogs today, Amber.

We need you on your dirtiest, doggiest. Did you end up getting into, did you watch K-pop Demon Hunters when the Fury went through? I'll be honest. I have been watching a lot of you Hungarian cartoons. Very similar. I bet. I bet it's very similar. That took like years and years to create.

H-pop. H-pop. Yeah. I'm kind of like, I do try to research to pop culture so I don't come in just being like, duh. But I am very excited to be here. What do you watch? Wait, David the Gnome was Hungarian? No. David the gnome. Remember he ran on the fox. He ran on top of the fox and he drove the fox everywhere.

I feel like he's come up before on the show, surprisingly. I think the only thing I remember is about it is that he drove a fox and that the theme song went, David the gnome. And that was it. He sounds like he's got a little tiny cock, though, because he's a gnome. He's a gnome, I hope. Imagine if he had a normal human-sized cock. All the blood would rush to it, just pass out the whole time. Yeah, it's just like huge and erected. He's just like, I can't move. I can't just a penis on the ground with like a little body tag. Someone get the fox. Get the fox.

Nomes don't have genitals. They're like Barbies. Whoa. You're taking all of their sexuality away. What do you think they do lay eggs? I don't know. What do Barbies do? How do they procreate?

Because there's many, many, many in my household that I don't remember buying them. So maybe there's some sort of asexual reproduction going out. I think it's when little children. go like me me, boop, boop, and they like bang the plastic stuff together, then a Barbie dog comes home. Oh, so you think that the children are making their own clone Barbies, but I feel like we should be scared of those ones. I think that if you're mashing the groins together and it makes a plastic baby, I feel like

that baby, I'm going to say it, should be burned. It's like Barbara Streisand's clone dogs. Oh, thank you for bringing up Barbara Streisand because we need to talk about the Oscars. Oh, I guess. I guess we do. I think we mostly need to talk about her clone dogs. If those dogs are looking at me in the middle of the night, I would get a gun and shoot

them in the head. Because you don't know what they're thinking. You don't know what has been implanted into their brain. I don't trust those dogs. I feel like they're coming out with lizard brains. And a dog with a lizard brain shouldn't be trusted. Never trust that. But I'm sorry, MJ, you are right.

And we do need to talk about the Oscars. But real quick, what's your face? favorite Hungarian cartoon, Amber. Oh, I'm doing right now. Is it Chuggington? Is it Cat City? What is this? Willie the Sparrow? Is it that one? Let me see. Can you even say that? Hungary, I went to Budapest for a weekend once when I was living in Prague. And I was infinitely fascinated by Hungarian as a language. I was like, this language is truly unprecedented from other languages I've seen. It sounds like they're gnawing on a live chicken. And this is no disrespect to Hungarians.

I say this with respect. I say this with respect. It's a lot. I'm watching the tragedy of man, and I've been having to break it up because it's like a three hour long film. Is that the Hungarian cartoon you're talking about? It took them 20 years to make,

and it's based on a little poem, and it goes through like Adam and Eve, the Big Bang, and I'm like at... You're watching Bible Hungarian cartoons. Amber, see, this is why we have to have Amber on this show. We got to pull her out of whatever. Pull me out. Yeah, I need, I'm pulling you back into reality, Amber.

It happens to have too much, like, alone time. You're watching, you're watching biblical, Hungarian long form cartoons. Right, you're right. Please, I need to watch, like, real asswives. Yes, get me back into reality. And, pull me out. Honestly, I'm going to throw this out there, Amber. I don't know if you've heard Natalie complain yet about the show that I was trying to get her to watch

called Age of Attraction, which is like love is blind, but about age instead. And you don't know how old the other people are. And so what they do is they follow the ones with the widest age gaps. I've been meaning to text you, Jackie. It is profoundly upsetting. Edge of attraction is upsetting me. They're all legal, though, right?

Yes, they're all of legal. They are. But I'm going to say 22 is. That's barely legal in my opinion, okay? It is. And how old? 22 is dating with like a 44 year old I think like literally double age

something like that the premise is also very funny because they could all I thought it was going to be like love is blind where they literally couldn't see each other and they were falling in love and not knowing ages but they couldn't see each other but they're, it's just a regular dating show they can all see each other they can't tell you how old people are

but if you've been around the block a couple of times you can tell who's in their 20s who's in their 30s who's in their 40s who's in their 50s It's very obvious. And everyone's like, I just have no idea how old he could be.

No, he brought up Hurricane Katrina. Like, we know. We know. And it is funny because they are all talking to each other trying to use words and being like, oh, and when would you say you graduated college?

You know, it's like, what do you think was going on when that happened? And it was them trying to figure this out. But it is the amount of times that they would, so they don't know the age until they are put into a room

where they have to propose to one another and then after they accept the proposal you find out how old each other is and the amount of times I thought I was going to throw up I was laughing so hard that they would be like age is just a number

like they were like let's just see if age is just a number and it is just here's the thing guys age not just a number it means something it provides a lot of life experience, it means something. Oh, it really reminded me of the scene from It's a Wonderful Life when George is looking for Mary and Clarence goes, and he's like, where is she? Where is she? And Clarence goes, she's just about to close up the library. It was like that, but the woman is

51. It's like, she's 51. It was very briefly there that I was kind of seeing someone in their mid to late 20s. And we saw on TV like a clip. from the 1999 Woodstock. And he's like, what's that? And I was like, oh, man, that was this concert where water bottles were sold for like $7. And he's like, that's normal price. Didn't used to be.

Not back then. No, no, no. And then you had a lot of these very like sort of rough, you know, hard edge bands one after the other. And then people got upset with the corporate life. And also this music was egg in them on and they burned it down. And he was like, what? And then we go watch this documentary.

You explained to him. Woodstock 99. I had to break up with him the next day. I was going to be honest. Yeah, you have to. Because I felt like a pedophile. And then they burned it all down, baby. That's right.

He came and saying break stuff and they broke stuff. And then it was Columbine, Amble? Yeah. And then it was Columbine. And it was 911 before that one. You used to just go into the plane. I can't.

I'm really glad you left him the next day. I think it is for the best. I was just like, I think I'm a little old for you. I don't put it on them. I don't say you're too young for me. No, no, just say I'm a little old for you. That's okay. Gotta boogie.

You're wonderful. But how do you feel about someone with an old soul? Now they do talk about having old souls a lot on age of attraction. I feel like mistreated as a child. Yes. When somebody says I have an old soul, I'm like, oh, your parents neglect. Yeah, it's trauma. Yeah, it's definitely trauma when you have an old soul.

it definitely means you've been through way too much. It always makes me think of Holden always brings up the Nikki Glazer bit about how often old dudes are dating these young women. They try to get away with it being like, but she's got an old soul. So it's fine. Like an old soul only means you have trauma. You've been through so much that you have the look of desperation in your eyes at the age of 22.

like the woman on age of attraction, but I'm just saying Amber. I think if you want to get upset in a fun way, because we know here Amber Nelson, co-hosts of Brighter Side, but also spun here on the network, and I know it gets a little dark over there. And I just think that if you and Natalie watch Age of Attraction instead, then you could just be angry. Then you'd be angry at that because then it's like, well, then it's like, well, then a whole, yeah, on age of attraction. I mean, we could do a season, I think, on reality TV being like social sci-ups and social constructions. Sure. Yeah.

No, I love this. Yeah, dogs with lizard brains. I know. We're thinking about them all the time. But you know who doesn't have an old soul who has an old voice is Barbara Streisand. I'm sorry. I didn't expect to start there, but I want to start there because Jay and Fonda and Barbara Stysand are now in a feud. They are, it seems like I'm trying to suss out if this is a.

an actual feud or if this is them being cheeky and the internet being like, we need something fun to talk about. It's a fake feud. I mean, Jane Fonda is lovely and she would never be a bitch, I think, except if she's like, she was a bitch to like, you know, the architects of the Vietnam War. But I don't think she's like an interpersonal bitch. But she did say, Barbara Streisand went out there and she talked about Robert Redford and it was very nice.

And I said to Gideon, uh-oh, I don't sing Barbara. don't segue from standing at a podium with a little podium mic from speaking, doing a speech directly into singing. And then it panned over to the screen with pictures of Robert Redford. And I said, thank God there's not going to be any singing.

And then she started singing. It's like your histrionic grandmother that you're just like, okay, let's just hope. She just sits, it chills out and we'll have a nice time. And she's like, back in my day. Oh, God. Get the way. We called people slurs.

Yes. Yes. This is, yes. And so, you know, and then she was in one movie with Robert Redford. And what Jane Fonda says is I, she was only. She was in four. She was in four. I have more to say.

And, you know, I got to be, I'm sorry, but I got to be team Fonda on this one. I mean, we're always team Fonda, but it's hard to not be team Babs as long as we're not talking about like, you know, twits or nothing. Like, as long as she's not using her thumbs to talk her comments, you know, like being a bit middler out there. because I feel like all of it, all of them. I know that Barbara Streisand, and you can't compare her to a bet meddler

when it comes to political conversations, but I don't know if we want to know what's going on inside of Barbara Streis and either. I'm going to say that. Two cats play it up there. Oh, yeah. And no, it's the clone dogs. Yes, and they're just like hitting into the wall

and they're just like, whoa, whoa. They're just not quite right anymore. But, man, they look like those other dogs, and that's all that matters. But yeah, so Jane Fonda is in a beef. There's a beef going on. It's a bitch beef between her and Barbara Streisand. And I love this.

I'm going to throw it out there, though. The way we were iconic, though. Yeah. It is, you know, Barbara Streisand and Robert Redford that is an iconic. I am going to say, did Robert Redford die this year? Everybody died this year. The in-memorium was so, so heavy this year. Like every person, we were like, oh, my God.

I don't remember how they do the year. Like if it's from like, it obviously is like including the year 2026 because they included like Rob. No, Rob Reiner was 2025. In any case, I don't know if it's from Oscar to Oscar or if it's the calendar year of 2025. James Vanderbeak. Oh, yeah. Are you just learning this, Amber?

Are you just learning this? Yes. He wasn't even included. He wasn't even included. He wasn't included. Why? I don't know. I think maybe because he didn't make movies.

he made TV. Dawson's Creek is iconic. And he did make movies. Varsity Blues. Yeah, varsity blues. Let me double check myself, but I saw a bunch of headlines this morning. Eric Dane, also James Vanderbeek, Eric Dane also not included in the immemorial. Yes, yes, controversy.

But also, Amber, it was a huge thing when James Vanderbeek died because it's very, very sad that he was very publicly known for having, in the last, like, years as he was ailing and for his family, He was selling off as much Dawson's Creek merch, like anything that he had because he couldn't afford the health insurance. He didn't have health insurance anymore because he couldn't work because he was so sick. Oh my God. Because Saga dropped his health insurance a long time ago. So he was selling all this stuff. And so in his death, this was a big conversation of like James Vanderbik, who is a household name also can't afford medical bills. How is anyone supposed to be able to take care of themselves?

You know we're in a bad time with that. And also I'm seeing a lot of influencers being like, come with me to China to go to get my medical therapy. Bro. And it's $200 to get it all looked at. And I'm like, what the fuck? Yes. I got offered one of those where it's just like, go on this trip.

And then you can get all this cheap work done. I'm going to say, I thought about it. I thought about it for a second. It's like blood work, hormone work. Yeah. Yeah, you get it all done. I'm like, I mean, what am I paying for here? So, I mean, this is a boring conversation.

And I'm sorry that I brought up insurance, but I just wanted you to know, Amber, about James Vanderbiken. It was all very sad. That's fucking horrible, man. I know. What is up with his insurance? I pay you money so I can pay you more money?

That's it. How about I bring a deer home? You know, we're not doing that. We'll take that out. We'll take that out. Oh, we'll bleep it. Yeah, April, if you can just bleep over it. Yeah, yeah.

Just bleep it. Long bleep at the, the, that's one long bleep. how about I be? But in Memorium at the Oscars this year was it was devastating on many levels. There was a long and beautiful tribute

to Rob Reiner by Billy Crystal, but also Jackie, I really wanted to bring up I was like, why is Rachel McAdam's talking about Diane Keaton? And then I realized it's because of the Christmas movie

Family Stone. It's you and their kids. And I was like, It's you, kids. That's, we're doing this, we're,

we're doing a Diane Keaton tribute based on the family stone. Family stone! Of all the movies she made? The movie, the old, like the movie we all collectively couldn't watch over the Christmas season

because Diane Keaton had passed. Oh good. Yeah, I'm glad. But it's, they're pulling at the heartstrings, guys, you know,

I mean, you even just, I saw her on the stage with the still of Diane Keaton behind her. And I was just like, Oh, no. Oh, my God. And it's not like they're going to have Woody Allen come out. Diane Keaton died. Oh, yeah, Amber.

I, yeah. Oh, yeah. Sorry, sometimes you got to pull me out of this coffin. This is what we're doing here, Amber. This is why we have you on the show. We dust you off. And we discussed Diane Keaton dying last time. I'm sorry. I might have, like, forgot it. You know what, Amber? There's a lot been going on. Yeah. And I think that we can, I think we can accept that it's okay, that lots of people are dying.

And we're kind of forgetting some of them. But you know who's alive? Chris Jenner. Wow. You know who's alive? Timothy Shalame. Oh, wow. But Chris Jenner also alive.

Also alive. And her face tighter than Timothy Shammle. They have a baby coming, right? Kendall. Timothy Shammalay and Chris Jenner? No. No, that's Kylie Jenner's mother. But I would love to watch him have to confess to Kylie Jenner that he had knocked up Chris Jenner

and that he was going to be her stepfather. I would like to see that happen. to the two of them. I tell you, man, Timothy really had a big old fall. Big fall. Also, for the record, I don't think Kendall Jenner and Timothy are expecting a baby either, but he was expecting a skyrocketing career, and that expectation has done a little bit of a U-turn. Timothy. Well, I think his career is fine. I think Timothy is doing fine. I hear falling from grace. He's done. I don't know if he's done. I think he's doing just right, but he didn't get his Oscar.

And he wanted, and he played ping pong for a long time for that Oscar. Oh my God. It's like some people like research, you know, mental disorders and like go into the depths of hell. And he's like, I play ping pong. But you know what, Amber? I tell you what, he did play ping pong. He played ping pong for a long time to do the movie and he didn't get the Oscar.

I'm calling it right here. Marty Supreme was a power of the slog. It was, I did not. I just kept saying, I just kept over and over. It's this, this is the movie everyone's talking about. Like, and Uncaught Joms was like so interesting and fun and different. And then this, I was just like this, I really, I truly cannot understand what the buzz is about. It felt like a power of this log because.

But it was cut so quickly, but it was so fast. Like it's so fast, MJ. Didn't you see how fast it is? That's the thing. And how it hurts your chest, MJ. I think people are paid to go around being like, Marty Supreme, huh? movie. Completely.

I mean, that's it. It is actual, the, why do you think F1 is up for the best picture? I mean, 50 bucks, I'd do it. I'd go to a house party and be like, Marty Supreme? My favorite movie in the year, am I right? 50 bucks is all shit, zaljure wires. Peng pong. It's, I was.

Pay pong, right? Bring me back to on-caught jobs. Like, I really, I was like, I was shocked by how, like, blah, I found Marty Supreme, especially because, yeah, I mean, I liked one battle after another a lot. I thought Sinners was spectacular. I just didn't, I literally didn't understand how it was in the running, but it just, you know how with every year there's the movie that's like Oscar Madlibs where it's like, okay, we'll get like an aging, very popular star, Gwyneth Paltrow.

Sentimental value, yes, okay. Yeah, they have that, yeah, sentimental value, which I will throw it out there, though, fabulous. Yeah. And fabulous performances. And it did kind of make me a little sad that nobody went from. from sentimental value, but I also understand because it is, oh, it is the old actor with like the amazing, like the ingenues and they have, they put on this amazing, it's a fabulous

movie, but it is that. Oh, well, and that's, I'll do anything for Stellan Scars Guard, but I mean like, with Marty Supreme, it just, I feel like the formula is like Young Rising Star, Timothy Shalame, you know, more distinguished actor, Gwyneth Paltrow. And yeah, I just, I don't know, I just, I found it very boring. And I think, I don't, I honestly, I don't actually think that Timothy Bachelet's career is done, but he's now been nominated so many times and not gotten him. Four times.

And that is, I feel like that's awkward. I do feel like that's a little bit of an awkward stain on an acting career, isn't it? I mean, Leo had been nominated quite a few times. Like, I feel like lots of people have gone through this. And now I feel like it's going to start getting to the point of like, or maybe he's just too good for the Oscar. Oh, they just, he keeps slipping through their fingers. And it's like, no, maybe you just need to have a couple more.

cookies because I'm throwing it out there, man. Michael B. Jordan deserved it. Oh, yes. Deserved the win. Oh, yeah. Amber, his performance in Sinners because he plays two different characters. And we were talking about this yesterday, talking about the woman in Sinners. I'm going to look up her name. That is the one that I didn't see that. I'm like, oh, I have to see that one.

Dude, you have, you have to see it. Even just the music alone, like, it is. It's breathtaking. It's breathtaking. The movie's breathtaking. not only that, but Michael B. Jordan does play two different characters. And the person that played Annie, Wunmi Musaku, who plays one of the love interests of one of the characters, was talking about him on set and watching him perform and how he would, in real life, like, for one of the characters,

he'd wear shoes that were too tight. Like for another one of the characters, like, he held his face differently. He walked differently. He held himself completely, like that she even said, you had no question over whether or not he was in character or which character he was because of how he held himself. But then she said, but then afterwards, he was just like a normal nice guy.

And she's like, and that's, these are the kind of performers we should be celebrating. Someone that puts that kind of working, but then also is it like, don't talk to me. Not a Jeremy Strong. not a, but I didn't sit down in a chair for nine months. And it's like, okay, well, that's great for you. It's like, there needs to be a middle ground.

And I think that Michael B. Jordan is at the top end of not only what he does, but like, I'm, and when he was walking up to the stage to take the Oscar and he looked back at Jesse Plymonds. And he looked back at Jesse Plymonds. So Amber, Jesse Plymonds. Jesse B. Jordan were in this show that MJ and I were obsessed with called Friday Night Lights. And it was like a star maker. Like this show, there was so many big, like that people that ended up moving on to bigger careers in it. And Michael B. Jordan pointed at him and in my head, I said, Texas forever. I know. I, the Oscars caught the moment of them just like pointing at each other as he was walking up to the podium. And it was just one of those wholesome moments where I was like,

Oh my God. And I forget that Michael B. Jordan and Jesse Plemons were in Friday Night Lights. Yeah, that was a while ago, right? They were very young. And I totally forgot that too, because in my head, I'm a wire fan. And so whenever I see Michael B. Jordan, I always think, Wallace. And he was a child. You know, he was like a young teenager on the wire.

And then by Friday Night Lights, he was a little older, but they were playing high schoolers. And I had told, I always think like, Wallace, I'm so proud of you whenever I see him. But then when I saw him look at Jesse. Plemmons, I screamed Friday Night Lights. It's funny because every time I'm happy for Jesse Plemmons, I'm like, Landry! Like, I still refer to him as Landry in my head. Yeah. Friday Night Lights, Amber, it was so funny. We went through Friday Night Lights on page seven many, many years ago because Marcus was obsessed with Friday Night Lights. Because it's football, Marcus is in the Texas football. And he was pretty accurate. And I at first was just like, I don't give a fuck about a show about

football and it's the ageal story of it's not about football oh it's perfect it's a great show it's not about football amber but it also is quite a snapshot in time because in the second season was uh not the last one but the time before that the huge rider strike and so the second season is so weird because halfway through they lose all their writers and they had to finish the season so they cobbled, get all this weird shit happens. And then in the third season, they're like, how about if none of that stuff happened? And we're just going to keep going with the story.

And they do. They do. It was just a dream. They're just like, let's just not deal with any of the repercussions of what happened at the end of season two. I feel like, you know the writers went on strike or something happened when it's either a dream sequence or Wizard of Oz reference.

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, you just gutted the whole writer staff and just had one weird guy. Yep. And then they're just like, I guess, oh, no, put him in a coma. Right. In a coma or like a MASH reference. Yeah.

I know when Sumber brings up MASH. I'm just kind of like, okay, grandpa. Yeah. Then it's always. Every time they bring up MASH and they're like, do you know that the theme song is called Suicide is Painless? Like, yep. Yep.

That's literally, I think the only thing I know about MASH, that and the fact that my mom wanted to bang Al and Alda for a really long time. I want to bang Alba. Right. So it's just, do you really also share that with my mother? It's an Alan Alda thing. It's from ER. It's from when he was on ER.

Yes. And mine is same time next year. So I've got an Al and Alda thing from same time next year. So I guess we all have our place in time with Alda. I know like I can be out of touch, but there's a lot of writer people that are like, come take my class. Like teaching class. And they say, oh, I used to, they like hearken back to MASH. And I'm like, if you look at these episodes of MASH and I'm like, oh, you're just like taking people's money and you've been out of the game for like 50 years.

I don't know. Amber, be careful with this. smash slander. People do really people, I feel like people think they live for mash and like they talk about the writing. You're right. It is a thing where people discuss it. But speaking of writing. But there's no like follow-ups, you know what I mean?

There's no like, there's been other great shows. Yes, that's. Like, Cheers was a phenomenal show. Right. But if you just keep talking about tears. How is your cheers experience? I can't believe I haven't even checked in. We fell off cheers because I'm trying to keep up. Jackie, I've been trying to watch Oscar movies. And I'm so proud of myself for having seen three of the ones that were nominated for Best Picture.

All right. What are your three? You got Marty Supreme. You didn't like it. I'm asleep. One battle after another, which I did really like. I don't think that it should have won the night. I think sinners should have won the night.

Personally, I liked one battle after another a lot. And I also just need to say that all of this Timothy Shalameh comparison to Leonardo DiCaprio, get shut up. He's not Leo for as bad as a man as he might be. when it comes to dating, Leo is a very good actor. And I think that... Oh, so you're saying... You're saying Timothy is a bad actor.

I'm saying he's not Leonardo DiCaprio. I think Leonardo DiCaprio, and I'm not just saying this because I did have a extreme obsession with Leonardo DiCaprio in the late 90s. I think Leonardo DiCaprio is one of the best actors of our generation. And I think if you said that about Timothy, you would sound insane. You would. His one battle and another scene where he's like calling and trying to remember the past, words. And he's like, please, I haven't done this in so long. Like, that was hilarious. Yeah. Yeah,

he's great. He's so good. Yeah, I thought, I thought that he was, that he was great. And I just, yeah, I mean, Timothy, I saw a tweet that I think is very funny that said, Tom Holland could have easily done Marty Supreme, but Timothy Shalmay could never do the Rihanna umbrella dance. And I think that really sums it up, you know. All right. Okay. Well, you know, I don't know, I don't know about the first half of that, but the second half of that I definitely agree with. What happened to Tom Holland? he up to? I like him. He's just married. He's just married to Zendaya. Sendea. Yeah. They met on Spider-Man and they played love in them. They've been together and they're very private people. They had a private wedding. And so it seems like they're doing great out there.

But, you know, bringing up Leonardo DiCaprio, this is really important. And I can't believe I'm bringing it up right now. Last night, Jeff and I went to a restaurant and it was a Korean restaurant and it was Titanic themed. I love it. And I don't know. I'm just remembering it now. And why was it Titanic themed? Was it seafood?

It wasn't. I mean, there was seafood there because it was just, it was a Korean place. But like, I don't know why specifically. And I really wish I had asked a couple more questions. Well, there's a lot of places that have like a, what do you call it? A theme, a gimmick to kind of get them in there. For sure. Which I would, that's what is.

Did you ever go get a Jekyll and Hyde in New York? Oh my God. When it was like monsters and they'd be like, blah, he's your chicken fingers. Yes. Oh, yeah. Oh, it's terrifying. And they would get their sad cards. Yes.

Yeah, they got their sad cards. But they get insurance, but not James Vanderbeek. That's crazy to me. Yeah, man, really crazy. I know. It's no good. Sorry, MJ. I was just telling Amber that I went to a Titanic-themed Korean restaurant last night.

So I thought that I was sharing. Or Titanic the shit? Did they have my heart will go on? Correct and correct. No, they were playing, they were playing the, which I knew because I had the full Titanic soundtrack, and they were playing, including all of, it was all of the like musical interludes from Titanic the movie. And there was a huge signed Celine Dion poster. And there was, it was specifically for the movie, but I guess also shipping the boat, you know?

I mean, people are big Titanic heads. They know it. Did they talk about the... You called. You called. Did they talk about the Federal Reserve how that was started because the people on the boats were all sunk that opposed it?

Did I ask the Korean people that ran the restaurant? Should have. Is that they have like the Federal Reserve noodle plate? Yeah. I'm like, oh, is this because oh, it begat.

Yes, because it begat this. Yes, yes, yes. And we really were getting into the history of the night. What was that? 1914 was it? 1912. 1912, thank you.

Give me my minimum wage job, please. Yeah, yeah, yeah, probably, I guess. You know, I don't know why they did it. MJ, you're the Titanic fiend here. Do you understand a correlation between Korean food and the Titanic? Do you have any inkling as to why? That didn't come up in my studies of the Titanic as a sixth grader. but, you know, I, so I can't speak to it, but there might be some connection that I'm just not aware of.

Well, they were all on the boat. All the guys that opposed the Federal Reserve were on the boat, so it got, that's the conspiracy theory is that it was sunk on purpose. Whoa. For the Federal Reserve? Yeah. Well, speaking of Titanic, there's no food provided at the Oscars. But they had plenty of food on the Titanic. I don't know if that's what their problem was.

I think it was something. Wait it down. Way to down. That's what it was. They weren't eaten enough. That's, they should have been given to some people more food on the lower levels, I guess.

Who would have thought? You know, I researched. Could I afford the Titanic? I couldn't. Not even in steerage? Not even in steerage. But that's just like, that's all of us.

I think it's like several thousand dollars to even get in Leo DiCaprio's situation. But I digress. Yeah. I mean, can you afford to be, a person who sits in the seats at the Oscars because you're right, they don't have any food and they don't have any water. And that's really, sounds like a special kind of hell to me. They weren't. And also, not only that, they're not allowed to bring in anything with them.

And so during the Oscars, now we see this, this comes up and maybe I'm just obsessed with food. and I get kind of obsessed with this with many of the award ceremonies. And so this year as like a little, so they had something, Conan O'Brien put little snacks underneath everybody's seats. But what were in the snack boxes,

it was a bottle of water, it was a small package of skinny pop, and then everyone got like a little thing of candy. Like everyone got a little different kind of candy. Okay. It's very sweet. That's fun. The Oscars are hours.

long. And I am a snack-ass bitch. If I don't have snacks with me, you don't want to be around me. So what are we saying? Are they taking my snacks away from me when I'm going into the Oscars? Because if they are, I ain't going. I guess I'll pull a Sean Penn. And the only way I will compare myself to Sean Penn is by not showing up at the Oscars and not because of his reasons. my reasons are because I'm hungry. Do we know his reason for not showing up to the askers? Something, something, Ukraine, something, something, he's doing something. Oh, okay, that's fine.

He went to the Ukraine. He went to the Ukraine. Okay. Well, I do feel like if there was going to be a best supporting actor winner from one battle after another, it should have been Benicio del Toro. It should have been Benicio del Toro. It should, like, Benicio del Toro was wonderful. And also, it's like, Sean Penn, he's great. But also, everyone knows he's a horrific piece of garbage in real life.

So I don't know if it's that much of a stretch for him to play that great of a human piece of garbage in the movie. So I feel like we should then maybe we lift up a Benicio del Toro who was making fun, cool choices with the role that he was given. And I think that he was allowed, like, and to be fair, you know, you could probably have a lot. No, I'm immediately taking back what I said. I was about to be like, oh, well, Sean Penn didn't have as much, like, like, uh, room to play with his character as much. But Benicio del Toro wouldn't have either if he hadn't made those short. Like that character didn't need to be like that. So, yes, 100%.

He was like, he was the highlight of the movie to me. Like, I really feel like he made it. So, yeah, that was, I was mad that. Also, by the way, sorry. What were you mad about? No, it's just Sean Penn winning. Even though he did a good job. in the movie. He did do a very good job in the movie. I didn't want him to win the Oscar.

Yeah, he already has enough Oscars. Let it be. You know, that we need to celebrate him? I don't want to. That's how I felt. Amber, I think you could have fit, you could have gotten into third class steerage tickets. We're talking anywhere between $350 tickets to a thousand tickets. Oh. You could, I feel like, could have gotten into steerage in the Titanic. I could have. I could have. My bad. I think that you get, not that I'm saying that that's easy money. I just mean that like, I feel like, if it's like, oh, I'm starting a life over again, You know, oh, I'm going, I'm starting anew. Like, that's really not that expensive to do it.

Yeah. Yeah. It's cheaper than an airplane. Yeah, it's cheaper than the Amtrak sometimes. Yeah, I think we all are signing up for a ticket in Steeridge. Titanic 2. I guess they call it Tutanic? Tutanic?

Taitunic. Oh, it's titanic. That's what it is. Oh, my gosh. I need to. Oh, big confession. Big confession. This is not going to come out for weeks on who's the bitch,

but I was describing to Kara on Who's the Bitch, which is one of my other shows. You should check it out. On Who's the bitch, I was describing April Reels Day. Because here on page seven, we have celebrated April Reels Day in the past. And Amber,

I don't know if you've ever been around for the world of April Reels Day. That's whenever someone tells you like a brutally honest thing about you. Correct. And yes. I might be sensitive, but. Yes. It is a lot.

But there, it is, it is about consent. It is consenting in, in offering the advice. and it's a mutual exchange. And I'm only bringing this up because Kara accidentally called it April Feels.

And I was like, I'm sorry, it's April Reels. And then Kara said, but isn't it supposed to be a playoff of April Fool's? Wouldn't it make more sense if it was April Feels? And I was devastated. Take it up with our past selves. I'm devastated. Missed opportunity. I'm devastated.

She was so right. You're right. April Feels is. a better April Fool's name pun joke than April Reels. And there's nothing we can do about it. We can't change the name of the fake holiday we created. I mean, you know what? There's always people messing with time and space and what we, this thing is truth. For example, at the subway stop by my house, these poles were erected. And I talked to a stranger. And I was like, oh, look at these poles. They just put those in the other day.

There was literally like tape around it and shit. Yeah. And they're like, what do you mean? It's always been here. So you can just call it April Fields and then just don't even allude. It's always been. Always been. What do you mean?

It's always been. Oh my gosh. And then when people bring up this conversation, I'll be like, what conversation? Yeah, what do you mean? Didn't happen. Yes, well Mandela ourselves. Yes, well, Mandela ourselves. Yeah.

I love, you're right. Amber, you know, our own reality is what we make of it. And that's why if you want to live in a world. where James Vanderbeek still has insurance. He's still alive, Amber. He's taking care of his family. Diane Keaton is alive and well. Also alive, you know, that's the reality I want to be living in.

And I'm excited to watch whatever new, I hope reality television you start getting into once you stop reading through all those Epstein files. You know, I know. The next stop is going to be reality television. And I'm like getting back into dating, so it's so hard. How? How are you doing that while also going through everything you're doing in Spun right now?

I don't know. Because we don't watch Age of Attraction then because I think it's going to upset you even further. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That or I guess it does remind you of what people don't know. Like it's like if you aren't really looking at somebody, if you're not really looking that a lot of, I don't want to say, I don't want to genderize it. I want to say some people just don't notice. And I feel like you could be like an old crone and they'd be like either they don't even see you because you don't exist to them anymore or they'd be like, oh, I didn't even know that you got old. Oh, you're old?

And I feel like that's kind of how all the men on the show take the age. Like once the number is given on the show, they're just like, oh, you're an old woman. I didn't know you were an old woman. And I thought all women looked like that. And then you're old. You're an older one. You could be older. And they still exist.

They can't handle. Like, I think that it breaks some of their brains. Oh my God. What's the biggest age gap? The woman that's in her 50s. I think she's 54 and he's 20. 27. And she has a 29 year old son.

And she has a 29 year old son ever. That's a little creepy. It makes me want to puke. And she immediately was like, is that bad? Pube. Yeah. Puk. Yeah.

Puk. Yeah. Puk. And that lady's otherwise nice, but that's fucked up, lady. Get out of here. I will say, man, that bitch, she, she looks great. She looks great. She could catch a regular man.

We were, I definitely was watching the show in a group, and I would recommend watching watching a group, because then we were all, like, throwing down bets on how old, and, like, we just kept screaming, old, and or young. And it was kind of fun, and I do recommend, MJ, probably the way in which you're watching age of attraction by yourself and upset about it is probably not the way anyone should ingest the age of attraction because it's really just going to make you upset. Yeah, it needs to be like football. You need to watch people. Yeah, kind of. An event. Yes. Yeah. They should have, did we discuss this last time about reality TV themed bars, like how they have sports bars,

mostly dedicated to the guys. Some women do love sports, of course. But, you know, let's be honest, it's mostly dudes getting beer and watching a football game. Can we have Love Island on? Did we discuss that? Well, there's, there are lots of bars are doing that now. Really? They have big, and now they're even doing like, especially like when heated rivalry was coming out that they have like big nights where people are getting together to watch it in these big bars.

Okay. And then a lot of them, in fact, a lot of like the queer fun spaces I follow are doing things like that and then having like a heated rivalry dance party afterwards. And it's just like, honestly, it's wonderful. And if I were in my twent, like if I were, like I would be. at most of these things. That's how you get people out of their house. Because we all kind of got stuck in a groove

during COVID being like, well, that bed is comfortable. But it's been six years. Yeah. It's been six years. It's time to get out of bed. And just have like a heated rivalry show with a dance party. That's how you get up and the blood going and a little bit of booze.

Yeah. Yeah. Maybe kiss somebody. Yeah. It's time. And I think it's also time for the list. Oh, who's on the list? Me.

Jackie, got to have that list. This is just some wild celebrity facts that sound fake but are actually 100% true. Now, this is not that crazy of a thing, but I find that the words Benny Blanco and feet come up a lot. They talk about the world on the internet. So Amber, Benny Blanco is a music producer, and he has made lots of music that you've heard and enjoy. He's also recently married to Selena Gomez. And a lot of people refer to him as like a creed or as like a goblin person or like an ugly. I've seen him.

So you've seen him. He's happy together. He's very, very talented. Yeah. And lots of people even say that it's like he's very nice. But many people make fun of his feet. He has a lot. He keeps his feet out.

He's a feet out kind of guy. You know what? You got to let the toes breathe. You got to let him breathe. Yeah. I like open shoe season. I'm with him. There's just lots of pictures of his dirty feet.

And they're, but they're either talking about how dirty his feet are or they're bringing up how beautifully his toenails are painted because Benny Blanco gets super intricate designs done on his toenails by his go-to-nail artist Tavia Kroc, who hand paints and sculpts the designs on his toes. He's got nail art with sushi And another time he got a Persian rug pattern Oh I like it I keep it cute This is a positive way of talking about his feet And I thought that it was kind of nice So it was like okay

Because it does seem as of right now He seems like just a nice guy I think That really loves Selena Gomez So I don't but again We're never we might never actually know But it seems like they might genuinely just be happy It's you know

sometimes celebrities can love each other. Also, Selena Gomez is we have the same big three in astrology, so I guess I like her because of that. Wow. Or do you think that maybe you wouldn't get along at all because of that? I don't know. Ooh, good question. What are your big three?

I'm a cancer, Aries Moon, Leo Rising. Oh. Yeah. I don't know what any of those things. I mean, I know what the things mean. What the things together are. Yeah. You know, it's fun to piece it together, but it's not good to use that to do something

shitty and then be like oh I'm in Aries moon I guess I'm just compulsive yeah it's like no like take a deep breath it's okay that's when it's an issue like I was waiting for the bus today I'm very impatient and I hate it when people pay cash to get on the bus because I'm just like hurry the fuck up get a tap card the New Yorker in you comes out yeah let's go I can't find a seat and I'm like there's a line there's a line behind you um so I was a little bit pissed off and I was like you know what you're not going to be like going into work be like I'm in Aries moon I'm pissed off just be like take a deep breath it's a beautiful day day, you're about to meet some friends.

Exactly. That's it. Right? We're all adults here. But it's also okay to lose your patience every once in a while because we're all human beings. When they fucking pay with cash. Send by sin. And you're just like, oh, we've got things to do. And sometimes we have eyelids to get glued shut. Jamie Fox wore prosthetic eyelids so that his eyes could be glued shut for 14 hours on filming days when he played Ray Charles in the movie Ray. I don't know if I ever really knew about the prosthetic eyelids themselves, but he said that at first he had panic attacks because I imagine that on your eyes and like the feeling of even though you know it's not

true, but feeling like your eyes are glued shut has got to be a brain fuck, especially while you're performing, right? What's that TV show where I think you should leave and he's just like, get this off of me? I got to get this shit off of me. Yes. I mean, I think it is, yes. That would be me. Get it off me.

Get it off me. Get it off of me. And he just like flip out or just, or like what Jim Carrey went through when he was like going through the Grinch and how he talks about he's still traumatized by it. Oh, because that must have taken hours. Yeah. And Tim Curry was traumatized by what was the devil. Yes.

Legends. Legends. Oh, I used to fucking come. Yeah. Watching the devil. Which maybe something's wrong with me. But I was just like, oh, my. my, that was like a sexual awakening in me.

Yo, you are not alone. You're not alone, baby. Because Tom Cruise was like, I had the good guy. I guess you aren't. And I was like, is something wrong with me? No. But I think they made it that way. So you want to fuck the devil. And I also, I, I, as we do. Tim Curry was also a lot of people's sexual awakening.

Yeah. You know, and a variety. Yeah. Variety of movies. Yeah. MJ and I lost a little bit of our, I think, sexual zest for Tim Curry when we read his memoir because also Tim Curry, I will say, bit of a stick shoved up with the ass. Really?

Oh, yeah. Not a lot of fun happening from that guy. And it really kind of gave me the ick. Like, I thought that he was more, like, sensual and charming. And, like, it just seems that he's more very serious about his craft. We just have to separate the art from the artist. My kids recently, we rewatched original Annie. And I was like, okay, Tim Curry, I forgive you.

I forgive you. I forgive you. go back and forth. I watched Clue recently. And then I'm like, I mean, it's just, I love you. He's just such a dynamic, amazing performer. So sometimes you just got to get that book

and get it washed out of your hair. Right. And sometimes you need to get a ghost right into your bedroom. Keanu Reeves and his nanny saw a ghost appear in his room while his sister was fast asleep next to him. In 2014, he told Jimmy Kimmel, I'm probably like six, seven years old. We'd come from Australia.

Renata, our nanny, in the bedroom. My sister's asleep. She's just sitting over there. I'm hanging out. There was a doorway and all of a sudden this jacket comes waving through the doorway, this empty jacket. There's no body. There's no legs. It's just there. And then it disappears. He added, I was a little kid and I thought, okay, that's interesting. And I looked over at the nanny and she was making this terrified face. And I'm like, oh, wow, that was real. Whoa. What do you think about that? That nanny part scares me the most. I picture this woman in this dark corner of a room just looking freaked out. The jacket. Yeah. It's a good ghost story.

Having a witness really ups the ante with the ghost story. It ups the ante, but does it up the nipples. Harry Styles has four nipples. Wow. Like a cat. Like a cat. Meanwhile, Carrie Underwood, Mark Wahlberg, and Lily Allen were all born with three nipples each.

Carrie had hers removed, but Lily claims hers is functional, gets erect and lactate. Oh, my love. Lord. Wow. She should do a song about it. Yes. The idea of like when you, I don't know if she's breastfed, but when you breastfeed, when the milk comes down, like you're, if you have one baby, you're feeding the baby

on one and then the milk comes down in both. So you're like squirting out the other. So if you had three, you got two uncontrollable geysers squirting out while you feed the baby. That's like a water park. Amber and I are scared. Our nipples are fried What did you just like catch it with a cup? There's a, yes, there's a suction cup, a boob suction cup called the Haka.

And it's wonderful. It's like free milk because what else is it going to do? It's going to go everywhere. And then you catch it with a suction cup. And Lily Allen needs two suction cups, is what I'm saying. Not that we're upset about lactating. It's just the thought of all of the geysers lactating at once that kind of scares me. It is.

It's upsetting. I think pregnancy and childbirth is purposely hid from women so we don't do it, right? Oh yeah, no, that's why they lie. Yeah, no, they all lie. They all lies. That's crazy. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then you talk to other people that have biologically had children.

You're like, oh, oh, never mind. But no, that's not what everybody says. Some people say the opposite and I'm very happy for them. Right. And I think that it's good. But I remember watching MJ go through it being like, that's really not like how they said it was going to be. Yeah, yeah, no, it was, you know, I mean, I really brought breastfeeding to the forefront by doing it while recording page seven. And, you know, we call that representation.

And the fact that you did it in front of Holden McNeely before his wife had had had a child for him to get used to it. And the fact that he was still able to do a podcast. I still feel like, yeah, that we didn't give him enough credit for that. He's a woke king. Marcus, too. Yes, I breastfed in front of Marcus and Holden and we're all still friends. Yep, there you go. There you go.

I am going to finish this list. but this is just a cute one. I just want to end it on this. Coleman Domingo met his husband, Raul Acktonov, in a Walgreens parking lot back in 2005. They'd only locked eyes and didn't say anything to each other, but Raul felt a spark and decided to post on Craigslist, missed connection section, hoping to reconnect with Coleman.

A couple of days later, Coleman saw the post. And he responded, and now they are married. Oh. The best part, like, and it's Coleman Domingo who I'm just obsessed with. I love. I am so, I love this story. But the best part is that he was. He saw, Coleman wasn't looking through the misconnections.

He was looking for a used iPod touch. iPod touch. And then he saw it, I love this story so much. I have now reached the age where I'm like too charmed by like analog stories, you know. I know. So why Desperate Housewives is getting to me. I'm like, imagine sitting around in your house reading magazines. You know, it's emotional.

Amber, we've been watching Desperate Housewives, and I don't know if you remember Desperate Housewives. They're all hot. Dude, they're all hot, but also it's what started the reality show Real Housewives. It's a wonderful show. I love it. Oh, you've seen it? Evil Angoria? Oh, dude.

Oh, my God. So good. We're obsessed. I love bringing up Desperate Housewives because I didn't expect you to have been a Desperate Housewives. Oh, yeah, big fan. That's awesome. All right.

We'll have to scratch that brain in the surface. In the surface, in the future. In the future. This couple, they look good together. Do you ever see a couple together? You're like, oh, yeah, of course. Oh, yeah. Talking about Raoul and Coleman Domingo?

Yeah. Oh, yeah. He would look good with anyone. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I love Coleman Domingo. God, I mean, we don't talk about people's bodies. But I'll talk about his face. All I want.

I want. I want to like. Jackie, is that your list? Yep, that's my list. Oh, well, that's great because, speaking of faces, my eyes are not working. I think I'm going. Blind.

Items. Oh, we can't see them. Oscar Blind Edition. These two A-list co-stars from a movie that had a very big night went through their whole Coke stash the first hour. By the third hour, they had somehow acquired more and were out of their minds by the end of the show. What do you think?

Timmy. Is it Timmy? No. No, not Timmy. He takes it too seriously. It's got to be one battle. It's got to be. Oh, you think it's a Leo?

You think it's a Leo and Benicio? Not Benicio. Oh, Tiana? Not the little girl. Whoa. The little girl, Amber. Tiana Taylor and Leonardo DiCaprio. Allegedly.

Allegedly. Okay. If it was the little girl, that would be. hilarious. Oh, I see, I see. Yeah, I was like, not the little girl, but she's a full-grown, very beautiful woman, confident. Wow. Yes. It was not her. It was Tiana and Leo, allegedly, allegedly. So good for them, I say. Of course, Leo is a, you know, a snooter. He's in the blinds all the time. He's got snooter all over him. Oh, my God. He's got a blind. He's got a body. Oh, mate. Teana Taylor. Oh, yeah. Speaking of, I'd do anything. I can't imagine being in the same room as Tiana. Taylor. Like, like, yeah, I feel like I'd, like, like, like.

My legs would stop working. I'd just be like, I'm not worthy. I wouldn't be worthy of being in front of her. Even just the aura from a pitcher. Yeah. You know if the aura from a pitcher is strong? Then like, in real life, I would just be like, oh, I'm sorry. I gotta go.

Even her in the situation, she got in like a little like altercation with a security guard a little bit. Security guard wouldn't let her onto the stage. Wouldn't let her onto the stage. And she, yeah, she was just like, I will not tolerate disrespect. Why didn't they let her on the stage? It was after the show. It wasn't during the production, but they thought that they were like,

but she was like with the group from, like she was with the cast who were like going to the stage. That's crazy. It is crazy. Is it because she's black? They thought that she wasn't in the movie or? I think that, I think that Tiana Taylor has probably been experiencing a lot of,

you know, casual racism in the Hollywood world right now. That is my guess. Even as like an Oscar winner, that's crazy. Yeah. Yeah. No, I know. It's ridiculous.

But the older sister of the two acting sisters was well past tipsy. Once she gets beyond that, she starts taking digs at her more famous sister. Last night was one of those nights. Oh, even though we know that they're friends, you're talking about El Fanning. I am. And Dakota Fanning. God, I mean, talking about El Fanning, but everybody says that they're actually friends. Yeah.

And El Fanning was in sentimental value. and sentimental value was, it really, I know it's one of those Oscar movies, but it really, it's a good one though. It's a good one. And it did win for Best International. Yeah, everyone says the El Fanning is amazing.

I don't think I've seen her in anything, but I want the sisters to get along. But, okay, this is. Wait, you haven't seen, wait. I mean, they're sisters. They go back and forth, right? Oh, yeah, tell me about it. I'll pull your hair out, but I love you forever.

Yeah. MJ, you should definitely check out the great if you want to get into El Fanning. You should also, I know that, and never mind, this is not for you, but for anyone else out there that once again to El Fanning, watch Predator Badlands. Because she was great in it and it was a great, like, I am a huge Predator fan and I really enjoyed this movie and just Elvanning's just a delightful actress. Yeah.

And she's really great and sentimental value. Yeah, Gideon said he liked her in the Predator Badlands. Oh, that's right. She was in a complete unknown. I forgot, man, I tell you, I swallowed a complete unknown last year, the, the, um, Timothy, Bob Dylan. I forgot that was even a thing. Yeah. There's so many movies, and I'm about to sound like such a hater right now that I'm just like, oh, why?

Like, what? Like, I forget. It's just a wash. But I'm glad they're making the movies, because Hollywood needs to make more movies. Like, isn't there a Kate Hudson movie on right now? Are you talking about Song Song, Sung, Blue? Yes. Are you talking about Song Song Song Blue?

Now, Amber, I've watched the trailer for Song Song Blue so many times. And I've made so many jokes in my real life about Song Song Blue that, like, even though they probably don't deserve it. I haven't seen the movie. I'm sure it's a lovely movie. Glad it's being made. I just, I have been making jokes at Song Song Blue's expense since I heard about its existence.

Yeah, I feel the same way. I was just like, I can't. Well, the other one I felt that way about it. I know we can't do it right now, Jackie, but just put a pin in it for tomorrow. I want to hear about the train one. Train dreams. It's got a leg amputation.

Yeah, your name. So in song sung blue, they get a leg amputation. But it's also about a, it's about a Neil, not Neil Young, Neil Diamond cover band. Yeah. And very important. No, don't be. It was an Oscar contender, Amber.

What? Yeah. Kate Hudson was up for an Oscar for it. And talk about, I, maybe it's a great movie. Adam, have you seen it? I'm sorry, no, he's in the middle. Well, sorry.

Sorry, I need to hear. I need to hear about you, because he has seen it. Sorry. I saw it. How was it? They do like a good job trying to make it about like small town Wisconsin people, but they're too. And you're a Scani. So as a Scani, did you like it?

No, they don't get there. You know, it's just two superstars together. And then when you see the footage, of the real people like, oh, these are disgusting, wonderful Wisconsin people. They should be little freaks. They should be little freaks, but instead they got like celebrities to do it rather. You know, again, they make the house look like more like a normal person's house. And they do, you know, do like a lot of good little things that make it feel Wisconsin.

But again, you're still staring at like a guy that is a foot taller than the other guy. Yeah. Yeah. They're actually hot people. And they are not. They are not. If you go back and look up the footage, it's, because it was. originally a doc. It's one of those situations where they just took a dock, just took a dock and made it a new movie.

I feel like the real character would have like a pineapple back tattoo. Yeah, it would be a man with a transdain. Yeah. Yeah. And honestly, I would have then, I would have loved that movie. If they had given two freaks a fun chance to be like to be, you're saying this as a freak myself. Like it's like, put me in there. It's like make me go do. You know, it's like I would say, I would weigh rather see that than what song sung blue is. Yeah, it's much closer to, the guy is like way closer to Paul Giamatti than he has a huge act. God, yeah. And I want to root for that guy. You know what I miss? Ugly actors. Oh, we talk about it all the time. I want a character actor that's like a legit ugo. I don't want somebody with a prosthetic nose. Exactly. And people bring up Jesse Plemmins and I'm like, yeah, but Jesse Plemmons is still hot. He's still hot. He's still hot. Yes, he's still a hot guy. And they They both have their real teeth. Kirsten Dunst and Jesse Plymins look different from everyone else in Hollywood because they both have normal teeth.

They don't have veneers. Yeah. Okay. I got to get to my last blind. Now, I'm not going to use this one, but I'm just going to shout out that a lot of drug use in the blinds. And allegedly, Tiana Taylor was not only doing Coke. There's a different line about her vaping through the entire ceremony. And I don't, allegedly.

But I think that the idea of vaping through the Oscars is so fun. And I would have a hundred percent. The Oscars. People used to smoke cigarettes. Yeah. Who gives a shit? Yeah. It's so castrated right now.

I think sometimes when I'm at the movies. Yeah. People, yeah, people vape on planes. Vap at the Oscars. I don't vape on a plane. I'm scared of it. I'm scared of like having a whole plane. Mad at you?

He brought down to like because I needed to hit my vape in the fucking bathroom. Like I would never do that. But at a movie, what's the worst that happens? Yeah. They're not going to stop the movie. They kick you out of the same song glue. Exactly. when the gigia da song sung blue.

And I'm like, thank you. Thank you. This is why I was vaping. All right. All right. Our last blind, winner for the nicest person of the night went to the ping pong actress

who was incredibly sweet to everyone she encountered. Odessa Zion. Yeah. Isn't that nice? She's nice. I love this. Amber.

Odessa Zion is a beautiful young person who is, now, so she was in Marty Supreme, but she was also in, I love L.A., which I really, I did enjoy the show. She is the daughter of Pamela Adlin, who does Bobby Heels voice on, so she is a nepo baby, but she's like a voice nepo baby, and I love, like, that, I mean, not that Pamela Adlin is also an actress as well, not just a voice actress, but. Yeah, it's a fun nepo. She's a fun, she seems like a fun nepo, and she seems like she's doing fun and wants to keep doing

fun weird things. And she was nice. I love that she's nice. Every blind is about Coke. Yeah, every blind is about Coke at the Oscars except Odessa Zion just being nice to everybody. And now I can see again. Welcome back. She was also in Louie.

Oh, wow. Yes, yes, yes, yes. And she was like years ago and she would discuss my children and but you could tell it's borderline real. So I wonder if Odessa Zion was sort of like discussed on the show. Oh, no. Very possibly. Yes.

Very possibly. Deep cut. Not that I'm going to go back and watch Louie to find out. I am curious, but also if you do remember, let us know. Pitch some podcast, Gmail.com. We love to hear from you. And do you love to eat from us? Well, that sounds like I'm inviting you to do something that I wasn't invite you to do.

What I was inviting you to do was welcoming you into Jackie Snackies. Yay, I can't wait how much. I've been a snacky girl. Snacky. I've been a snacky girl. Snacky. I've been a snacky girl. Snacky.

I've been a snacky, snacky, snacky. Is somebody going to eat those chips? Is somebody going to dip those dips? Is somebody going to try those candies? I got seminar. They say I'm a snack lead. Now, Amber, we've got, I, I'm worried that I have too much for you, but it's because I have two different packages in from people that have sent in their own snack.

And we specifically were asking for like regional snacks. I like finding out more about the different lands and what everyone is getting into. And so I've got two very different responses. Now, one of them I was excited to try. And I know that you usually are more of my savory girl, but we are going to head into sweet as well. But we had put out a call a while ago for vegan jerky. Ah, yes. because I tried a vegan jerky and was sorely disappointed.

Because isn't it made out of like fruit leather? Is it kind of like just fruit leather, but just with smoky stuff in it? There's like such a variety of proteins you can use for stuff like that now. But the one I tried, I don't know what they used. It just, it tasted like literal shoe leather. And I was upset. Now this is using soy. This is done with a soy protein.

Everyone got weird about soy because they thought it was given everybody too much estrogen. but soy is a good protein. I was a vegan in the early 2000. Soy was all we had. It's all you had. And it was great. That started by the big beef cattle company, that conspiracy. Because I have a vegetarian friend.

He was eating some soy. And I was like, oh, I was going to give you estrogen. He's like, that was a conspiracy started by the cow company to get you to buy more cow meat. I'm not going to fact check that, but I do believe it. I do believe it as well. I also want to give a huge shout out to Seth, who sent this in for us. I also, Seth also had sent in multiple stuff, and we're not going to get to all of it, but I just want to say thank you so much, and I can't wait to get into this, like,

twinky candy bar. We might get into it later, Amber, that is from Salem and also these Mayana bars who are made from Spooner, Wisconsin. But I did want, Seth wanted to give a shout out to their sisters fledgling Instagram business at Caitlin's Curious Creations, that is, C-A-A-S-A-E-A-W-A-Rews. A-I-T-L-Y-N-S. It's Caitlin's curious creations. And also, Caitlin, I don't know if you listen, but Seth says she makes the coolest stuff

out of bones, plants, taxidermy, et cetera. Whoa. And it seems like the whole family has been going through some rough stuff. So I want to say, sending you so much love, I need you to know, MJ too. Seth has sent a lot of love out to you as well, MJ. I just followed them. Oh, great. I'm so glad.

And I'm going to follow them as well. Thank you so, and also, Seth, so adorable that you're calling out your sister's business. Thank you so much and thank you for all of the love and for sending this in. Now, let's get into, thank you so much. We've got smoky Carolina barbecue and then we've got smoke black pepper. Which one would you like to try first, Amber? The black pepper. You get into that black pepper.

I'm going to open up this smoky, Carolina barbecue. Now, we know it's all about the texture, about the texture, about the texture. So let's get into, now it does. seem like it has some good chew on there, Amber. Now, I'm going to get into my smoky Carolina. All about that texture. I do like the texture better than regular jerky because really, if turkey can get a little too tough. Oh, wow. I like the softness of this, actually. Really? Wow. I've never heard anyone say they like the texture of a vegan jerky. Honestly, this is not bad. Wow. This is not bad at all. And everyone, this is the Louisville Vegan Jerky Company.

I'm going to take pictures of them and post it up on the page 7 post for this post. So check that out over on LastPod Network. Also on my Instagram at Jack That Worm. I'm going to take a picture of myself, right feel. Why don't you hold up? Let me see a little nug. I'm looking at the website. This looks, am I about to order a bunch of, there's sweet and spicy go choochying.

There is, sorry for the way that I said that, there is Mandarin glazed chicken. There is bourbon barbecue, sweet and sour pork, pepperoni pizza, Buffalo Hot Wings. But also it really does, even though it's softer than a regular jerky, obviously, because it's soy. It does have a good chew to it, though. Like, it's not like it's crumbling. As someone, I used to get a jerky box that Henry, Henry got me for years, and I was just like, at one point, it made me think of the Fruit of the Month Club. And everybody loves Raymond, where she's like, please make it stop. Like, I had so much jerky.

I had so, so much jerky. But the problem was, is that they sent jerky of all different kinds. So I've tried, like, chicken jerky. I've tried salmon jerky. I've tried ostrich turkey. Like, I've tried every jerky under the sun. And part of it is that this, while it is soft, it still has some bit of a good chew to it. And the flavor?

Unbelievable. That Carolina barbecue, it hits heard. But, like, in a good way. This is actually, genuinely, genuinely, Seth, this is vegan jerky I would buy again. Hell yeah. The sodium content's pretty low compared to regular jerky. Wow.

And the smoke black pepper is so good? I think I might order some of this right now. I think you really should. It's got great protein in it. I would eat the whole bag. I've missed jerky since I was like a kid. I used to like it. And then I went vegan and I've not vegan anymore,

but I just never returned to meat jerky itself. But I like the idea. Yucky about these things. but it is 310 calories for this entire bag. Easy peasy. Wow. That's such an upgrade of someone that has definitely eaten a whole bag of jerky many times in my life. It's too easy to eat the whole bag of jerky.

It's too easy. How much just have one piece and be fine? Oh, my God. Thank you so, so, so much, Seth, for sending this in. And again, everybody check out Caitlin's curious creations. Now, I did want to try because we've got all Amber here, and she's from South after all. And one of my favorite people from our chat, Slime Gang. We love you, love Slime.

Slime is from Savannah. And she wanted to send in some good old Savannah treats for our treats here. Yes, podcast network. Savannah is extremely haunted, by the way. Oh, it's extremely haunted. And that's why I want to go out and visit Slime so she can show me all because she knows all the stuff about Savannah. So everybody hit up slime when you're going to Savannah. and these are the world famous prowling.

Oh, I love a proling. It's a Pronging from River Street Suites. Wow. Please, Amber, if you would like to, I know that we just ate a bunch of jerky, but if you would like to get a little chew onto that, proling, and it is, right, it is a proline, not a praline. Yeah, it's proline. I used to work at a proline shop, and it was so much fun.

Tell me more, tell me more. It was in the mall. Oh, so like a candied nuts. Yeah, yeah. And I feel like the mall has this unspoken hierarchy where, like, Abercrombie and Fitch is at the top. And definitely the carts that sold the nuts and the proleens are at the bottom. Oh, yeah. I worked at the food court of the mall.

I know, I understand the hierarchy. I would just lust after the boys, like, doing pull-up to the apocromby thing. And then I'd be like, oh, he's so cute. They'd be like, ew, that ugly girl. Get back to your nuts, you stupid bitch. He's just, please. I'm just trying to have a job. I also wanted to give a thank you to slime for sending the box of Taffy, and I'm going to go, I'm going to share this with the whole network.

I'm sharing all of it with the network. Don't worry. Everybody gets some. Every once in a while, though, I don't share all of it. You know what I mean? It really depends. These are delicious and like real. Tell me about these problems.

What makes a real, I apologize, I am going to ask, a prowling is butterscotch? What is a prolly? It's like nuts and butterscotch. I always try them when I go to New Orleans and then I'm like, oh, this wasn't what I was expecting. And then I realized I don't know what to expect from a prolete. Right. It's got that like round sugar butterscotch. Brown sugar.

You got to have the walnuts. It's got to be like thin, just the right kind of thin and thickness. Oh, yeah, baby. Oh, that is good. There's no chocolate in it. No chocolate in it. It is just delicious. Everybody look up.

Rivel Street sweets. Candy store, Savannah, Georgia. It melts. It just melts. Melt. Those proleins, keep them away from me. I'm worried because I eat a piece of it and I'm like, oh, wow, it's so sweet. And then I'm like, I'll keep one.

And then I just find that I blink and they're all gone. Not to sound like a bad girl, but there was this one girl who at the proline stand was constantly being like, I don't understand why I'm gaining so much weight. And then we would keep handing out the paroline. Praline samples. But they're so delicious. She would eat the whole sample box, which is like three cookies.

These are full of sugar. And I'd be like, Caitlin, I think, you know, it might be the samples. Whoa, but not Caitlin of Caitlin's curious creations. That's a different Caitlin.

Although we think, I don't know. I just said Caitlin because her name was something else and I forgot. Because it was like 20 years ago. But she would just keep eating the samples. Yeah. And I'd be like, I get it. They're delicious and like,

everybody's beautiful. But you do keep saying, Oh my God, my blood sugar's really high. Yeah, you shouldn't think about your blood sugar every once in a while. I did want to say thank you so much to slime and to Seth. And if you would like to send in your own regional snackies, we can accept them at 4804 Laurel Canyon Boulevard number 378 North Hollywood, California, 916.07. Well, MJ?

You know me. Ready to munch? I'm ready to munch. I'm ready to munch. I know, but I'm fine. Try something new. It might blow my mind. Hello, spicy.

Hello, crunch. It's MJ's, my mama, minute munch. Hello, Dill. You're my wild grill. It's Mammie Mimut munch. Minut munch. Minut munch. Minut munch.

Mijays. Are, of course, usually the opposite of regional snacks. I just get whatever I see at the bodega. Except that one time I got the St. Louis Red Hot Riplets and that was very regional. And your life was changed. And my life was changed. Those were so good. But I am continuing on my, I am back on my bullshit, which means I am back on my hot chip game.

Whoa. All right. What are you got going? Today I've got Tockeys Kettles. So this is Tockys. They're getting into the chip game. Getting into Tockeys, which are of course usually the bright red or bright blue sticks that you exclusively see children eating. These are kettle chips, and the flavor is habanero Fury, which I really like.

And I, you know, I've been working in a middle school and a high school all year, and the youth are eating these. Really? So they have turned their back on the world of toky, although have they? Have they? Are they just opening it even further? Is it like 6-7, how no one does that anymore? Yes. Adults ruin 6-7, but no, I think that they, like, you, it's wild.

You see what teachers eat. It'll be, you know, 8.30 in the morning and they're eating like a whole box of, you know, nerd clusters and... I mean, didn't you back then? Well, I used to eat like a man. Like, I ate crazy. I mean, and I showed it. I wasn't one of those like, and my metabolism did it. Like, no, no, no, I look very bad.

Woo. Is this spicy? I tell us about that spice, bad as spice, bad as spice. Habanero Fury, indeed. Wow. Oh, wow. Your eyes are getting all... Your butt holes will be fucked up.

Oh, man, your butt, dude. That's the problem with talkies. True to talkies, they are uncomfortably spicy. That is the taki. Taki was tachis want to make you unhappy while you eat them. I don't know how children love them so much. Children don't like spicy things, but they love tachies. They love talkies.

These are, you know, they're very. It's the tachie of the town. I don't know how to describe the flavor other than very hot. Is it sort of like if an iPad kid were. a peg of chips. Just like this constant like, bah, let's go, let's go, let's go.

Like fruit ninja, you know, that kind of shit. Yeah, yeah. It's very, it's very stimulating. It's like it's a sensory experience. I think that's why they like it.

It's stimulating. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And this, the youth in today's day and age, they're, you know, their onslaught of stress and screens and everything.

And maybe that's what they want in a chip. And yeah, it's, it's kind of a bright flavor. It's not the same chili lime Is it tacky? Okay.

They're trying to do something different with the habanero. So you get like no lime in there. Like is there any kind of citrus action or is it just the habanero? I think it's mostly havinero, but it does, now that you say that it does, there is citrus acid in an MCA. It does have the, like the brightness, if you will, have it of Atachi. Oh, I will. MJV. We take our snacks very seriously here on page seven.

All right. So I will take that citric acid and I will. like it. I'll finish the bed. I like it. Oh, your poor butt. Oh, no. And my mouth.

It's going to ruin my mouth. I can't, like, eat any, I don't know what I'm going to be able to eat after this. Yeah, you can't watch MASH after you eat that. No. Ooh, what an experience. I recommend trying it. It'll wake you up if you haven't had any coffee. Well, now I got to go looking for, I didn't even know Tockeys was doing chips now.

Yeah, man. Man, they're always coming out with new things. and then just, oh gosh, don't even think about what is going on over at Taco Bell. And there's going to be, oh, there's like, oh. I have they have a nacho cheese flavored gun coming out. Wow. Yeah, yeah. I'm getting the pepper now also.

Just want to say that. I'm getting the habanero pepper. Is it made out of nacho cheese or does it shoot nacho cheese? It shoots nach cheese and it's like dusted with the nacho cheese derrito. Oh, God. So then you always are leaving fingerprints on it and then definitely always people know you did it. You always know. We always know the killer.

No, actually, pretty good idea. Cover all guns in Cheeto dust. Yes. And then maybe people wouldn't want to use them as much. Then they'll be all caked with Cheeto dust. But for real, though, Taco Bell is coming out with a Mountain Dew Baja blast eyebag under eyebags. Oh, yeah. I wouldn't use those.

Oh, yeah. It's got caffeine in it. It's really good. I should use those for my bags. Oh, no. MJ's always getting bag shoutouts. I'm getting targeted for my bags at the mall. but I'll put Baja blast under my eyes.

I will put Baja Blast under my eyes. And I will not be ashamed. And I will not be ashamed of being friends with Amber Nelson. Nice. Thank you so much, Amber, for joining us. MJ, I apologize. I figured that you, now that you're going to, you've already decided that you're going to eat the whole bag of the

Harvinear furies. I'm done with my munchies, and I'm also not ashamed to be friends with Amber Nelson. Thank you. That's really great. I'm friends with you. Yeah, this is really great. I'm so glad you guys. pulled me out of my Hungarian biblical cartoons.

Yes. Yeah. To come and talk about the real world. You're real world for something. We remind you. All the people who died. Yep. Yep. And the ones that they didn't remember as well.

And it's like you didn't remember some of them, but the Oscars also didn't remember. So together everybody's not remembering. But it's okay because there's been a lot going on. So we got to be kinder to ourselves, everybody. We do. It's okay if we forget some things. It's okay. We have to be kinder to ourselves, kinder to each other, and just try to keep on going.

All right, guys, we're just going to keep on going. But you should keep on going to the page 7 Patreon. Yes, because we are, I am, oh, I'm not going to say that I'm sexually satisfied by Suki Stackhouse, but I will say I am enjoying what is happening as of late. And Desperate Housewives is the reason MJ and I keep going. It is keeping me. It is desperate housewives. That's it. I'm supposed to one foot in front of the other because of Desperate Housewives.

It's only because it's Desperate Housewives. And you should listen to the Wisteria Laniacs over on the page 7 Patreon. You get that every single Wednesday. So you get your sookies on Mondays. You get your buffies on Tuesday, which don't even. Don't even bring up Buffy in front of it. Yeah. Don't even talk about Buffy on Tuesdays.

And then you get. And then you get your And then you get your wistery lady acts on Wednesdays And then you get your big show on Thursdays And your second helpings on Friday So we've got lots going on for you out over there And everybody, you know, if you want more me And I know you do

Come listen to Who's the Bitch Go to who's the bitch. Go to who's the bitch.com To get us in your bituations. Also, if you have an April feels that you want to share with us Who's the bitch.com? If you need some help, figure out how to get these feels out. But also, Amber, important.

I'm sorry. I'm rude. And I started doing my plugs before I did your plugs. Amber, where can we find you? My God. It's your show. No, I need to hear from you. I'm Amber Smelson on Instagram.

And also, if you are an L.A. resident, every single Friday at 7 o'clock, I'm hosting a show at the clubhouse. It's really fun. It's a free show. Every single Friday. Nightly show. They're meant to bring this up earlier in the show. Damn it. That's okay.

This is all. I'm so excited for you, Amber. It's from seven to eight, so it's pretty tight. But like, I'm really working on my hour, and I figure that a weekly show would push me to work on it. Hell yeah. That's great, Amber. Thank you. And also April 3rd, I have a half hour at the Lyric Hyperion. Again, if you're in Los Angeles.

So, like, I'm pushing for things. sometimes, who knows if I'm ready, but how many dumbasses are just like, yeah, I did it, and it sucks? So that's what I'm learning. And it's okay. And you know, too, with all of your many years of experience that, like, at the end of the day, you have all those years of experience. Yeah. You can do, you've got all of this. And you're impressing all of us, and I can't wait to see the half hour.

And at the Lyric Hyperion. The Half Hours of Lyric Hyperion and the Friday weekly show from 7 to 8 is at the Clubhouse, 1607. North Vermont Avenue. The clubhouse every single Friday get at Amber and you know I imagine will be in the mix at times as well and I can't wait to go

check it out also definitely check out Brider's Side check out someplace underneath. You guys are putting out big video essays now right? Yeah. We're going on Epstein. It is making it real hard to date. It is different. It's different than what we talk about here.

I will like you guys know it is different. It is not the same as what we talk about here. But, you know, if that's your jams, and if you don't want to be ripping through all the nitty-gritty, like I don't want to be ripping through it, just listen to Spun instead. Right. And thank you so much, Amber, for coming and hanging out with us today. MJ, where can we get at you? You can email us at page 7 podcast at gmail.com. We love your emails.

We're getting emails about Rob Rausch and his Quinn collaboration. We're getting emails about Secret Lives and Mormon Wives. MJ the Quinn Collabble. We'll talk about it tomorrow. Don't worry. We're getting emails about Live Moss Live on Picoc. And we got an email from a biologist that corn is actually a fruit. So thank you.

I wanted to die. I was like, how old am I? Corn is a fruit. Furn is a fruit. Cuts are seeds, so tomatoes is a seed too. Corn's a fruit. Corn is a fruit. So like a corn salad with tomatoes, that's a fruit salad.

That's a fruit salad. That's right. But yes. We love your emails. We love you. And Amber, we love you so much. Come back soon. I'd love to have it. Thank you. Bye, everybody.

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