Page 7 - Vaguely Held Captive w/ Seena Ghaznavi

Episode Date: March 5, 2026

This week on Page 7, Jackie and Kara are joined by Seena to goss' 'bout Zendaya and Tom Holland GOT MARRRRIED SECRETLY ALREADY, and Law Roach spilled THE BEANS! Jim Carrey's recent awards show appearance that left the internet wondering if it was even him, Kelly Osbourne is on defense after people appeared highly concerned online after seeing her recent weight loss. Tom Holland's dad runs a Patreon, which is where the news they got engaged was actually leaked from, Dr. Pepper is strategically releasing new products, such as tic-tac's, but Mr. Pibb is attempting a comeback! SJM is gonna be on the next "Call her Daddy", shocking news about citrus, Jackie is gettin' pumped for "Live Más LIVE", and next we got A LIST of actors who said "NO" TO NUDITY, and wore prosthetic body parts vs 15 who went FULL COMMANDOOOO! Then it's time for BLINDZ, and finally we're onto an INTERNATIONALE Jackie's Snackie's starting @ 1:12:02.683, with a sandwich adjacent MJ's Minute Munchies @ 1:19:47.111, and ending @ 1:23:44.687 PLUS SO MUCH MOOOORE!!! Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

I'm going to start off this episode that might, it's going to, you know, there's going to be peaks and valleys. We've got a lot to discuss today. But I have had this song stuck in my head for four days straight, and I am going to attempt to sing it, Acapella. Bob, Bob, Soldier Boy, I'm in it. Oh, watch me, crack it, and watch me, crack that soldier boy. That's Superman. Oh, now watching you, I got soldier, watching, you crack that soul, that I want it, you, crack that soul, I want it. crack that's all that body. Are you superman in out there? And we're not talking about

Fyfer Fighting. We're talking about Soldier Boy. Yes, he is up in my brain space and I can't make him leave regardless of how many times I ask him. Welcome to page seven. Cina's here. MJ's here. And they are both kind of scared of me. Is it scared of me that I'm getting? Cina also won't leave no matter how many times we ask him. Am I right? Yeah. Come on. Get out. I did it out of here and see it. I like how the song got stuck in your head when the U.S. started the war. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

That's two four. The second the war started, I was like, soldier boy, that's who we need. I know that people, I know we all watch the last Superman. It's like, oh, it's Superman that we need. It's Superman. No, it was soldier boy performing the Superman, which is coming on somebody's back and then putting a sheet on their back, I believe is what it is. And then, yes, so sometimes you got a skeet on their back

and then it looks like they're flying afterwards. Wow. Because the sheets stuck to their back. You know, I've been reading about a lot of, like, nuanced geopolitical content over the last little while. Oh, yeah. Why? This is the best piece of info I've learned in a long time. Yeah.

Yeah. Welcome to page 17. Welcome to page seven day. I can talk about around if you want, but you don't have to. You don't have to. You don't have about coming on somebody's back if you'd like to instead. If you would like to, wherever you want to put your seat, let's talk about. about it first and then once we

consent to ski then we're ready to go but you know we did I need everybody to know I did check in with Sina before he came to join us and I said hey Sina you're going through a lot personally as well as publicly and so

you don't have to come do this romp of a show today if you don't want but you were down to of course you need a rom. I crave attention as well so that eclipse is any feelings I possibly have. So what's going on in your life, Cina?

What's happening? January, had a kid's cold for the entire month, went into February, beginning of February. My father passed away. I'm so sorry for your loss. He was sick for a long time. Thank you. He had Parkinson's.

He had dementia. He was a heart transplant patient. He had some, he went very quickly. It was like pneumonia and stuff like that. And it was, you know, not funny, but like, the doctors were like, yeah, he's having some organ flavor. It was like liver.

knees and they were like, but the heart's fine. I was like, yeah, because he had a fucking... He's a brand new one. It's a new heart. It's a fresh heart. It's like a 36-year-old heart in there. Whoa, did you meet the family? No, they did want to meet.

My dad got a heart transplant in 2004 was a 16-year-old kid's heart that got died in Michigan in a car accident. Oh, my Lord. And the lungs went to a young woman. I think the eyes went to somebody or something like that. Like this young guy, I don't know if it was a boy or a girl actually. but they went all the organs went to like people it was amazing but they wanted to meet my dad and my dad was like uh no that would be upsetting

god I can't I can't do that I can't be the heartbeat of your child for you it is a lot to put on a person yeah but that hard had a good second run for 2000 oh my god you're only supposed to be able to have those for like 10 or 15 years he went like 22 years with that wow I really have better warranties on those things I thought that it's like isn't it supposed to live inside of me for how long? I mean he had to take anti-rejection medicine all the time anyways he was crazy but I'm

so sorry that you went through this but you know and then also you know everything else that's going on with the world and everything and I just want to say Sina I'm happy that you're here today and I'm happy that we're just going to be we're going to have a romp

we're just going to smile our way through it and I'd love you know I do want to hear I know that Sina and I we do share a lot of similarities in what we went through with our grief. And now watching a friend go through it is, it's horrible. It's really horrible to watch. And I just want to say, I love you so much. I love you too.

Thank you. And you know, we're always here for you. And, um, but you know, we're all excited, guys, because Zendaya and Tom Holland got married. Guys, I know, it's like, oh, we're so bad. But Alaroch, you nodding. Had to tell everybody. Noddy, naughty boy. I couldn't go, but I sent a gift.

Oh, good. I was, with everything I got going on, that's impressive. Yeah, yeah, I was like a little tied up, sorry, but here's, you know, here's a gift card. Let's be real. Did you send the gift or did Cosmo send the gift? She sent it. She sent the gift. And I'm not even saying that as a gender bias, I just mean because Cosmo is so on top of absolutely everything

that there's no way that she would let that get away from her. You know what I mean? She was on top. Oh, God, Cosmo's just the absolute best. and I'm not going to steal your wife from you, but I'll keep threatening to. You could. Go for it. I just, you know, wouldn't I be a great, not that I want to be one of your sister wives. Yeah.

But I feel like I would be a really great addition to your family. I think if you were going to sister wife your way into any couple in the LPN universe, I think that's Tina and Cosmo are the way to go. Well, spend a weekend with my kids and then maybe come back to me and see if you want to do this. No, that's why I'm a sister wife. I'm just a sister wife. Oh, you're just coming in for the fun. Yeah, so it's like it is part of, you know,

to sleep with Cosmo, I think, in this. To sleep with Cosmo. I am her story. I hope you understood this. I know, I understood it very clearly. I knew that I wasn't getting anything out of this deal. Nothing to do with you. I don't want nothing to do with you.

I would be online looking up what a Superman is and I'm like, oh, geez, look at that. Wow. And you guys done yet? We're never done. Oh, my God. I just as the SCA represents. in this community. I just need to mention that there's another song called Superman okay, and it's by the band Goldfinger, and it's very good. And I don't think it's about that.

And so I just want to, if you want a more wholesome Superman in your head, go listen to Goldfingers, Superman, Sina, anything? Were you ever a Skawboy? No. I also, you know, I listen to reggae, so it's like a kind of like a parallel Scott, adjacent, Scott, Jason. I don't know. Is that what we're going on? Is that what we're saying that it's Scott, Jason? Believe it or not, I wrote a on this in high school, okay? And yes, they are... Wait, on comparing reggae and scahl? I wrote a paper on the history of...

That's the most Dubuque thing I've ever heard. So, let me tell you... I did write a paper on the history of Scott, and I... Wow. ...their roots... I'm not going to get into it because it was a high school paper, and I don't know if I was correct. But I think that it was written in 14.5.

It was a five paragraph essay, okay. But I think I changed some minds in that. I bet you did. I bet. And your English teachers are like, this is what you're writing about. Okay, all right. Well, at least they got a paper in.

And at least Jim Carrey made it to the Cesar Awards. Now, did he or did he not? What is going on with this? The world has gone mad. I'm so glad we're starting with this because I need, I need to spell it out for me. I've watched all the videos. I think it just, I think it's just Jim Carrey. Why are we so convinced it's not Jim Carrey?

It's the eyes. It's all in the eyes. It's the skin around the eyes, MJ. Don't you see the skin around the eyes? It's tauter than it used to be. And yet, nobody can remember that plastic surgery and fillers and Botoxin all of these like neurotoxy. that exist that you could put in your body and they say it's the eyes that it looks like

the skin has been stretched to fit a different face. It sounds like the plot of the mask. I texted my brother who is a plastic surgeon. He confirmed it is definitely plastic surgery. Definitely really. Definitely not a quote. I mean, it's not like he needed to be like a plastic surgeon to tell me that. No, no, no.

You all need an expert. We do. So what did your brother say, though, in asking, like, is it that like you could see that it was like a face like pull. Yeah, it's a facelift. Okay, so it is a full. Because your brother's like, I just lost my father. See that.

Yeah, he's like, why are you texting me this? I'm so upset right now. Why are we? Stay to the world. I can't engage with this right now. Yeah, I was like, I just kept, I kept, what happened was I kept seeing a lot of people messaging me. Go check out Jim Carrey's body double.

I kept seeing the headlines about it and the tweets. And then when I just, when I looked, I was like, it's just that he looks like, he looks like, You got plastic surgery. What, guys? I know we need something to talk about it, but we can do better. I mean, I understand as someone that has a very expressive face that I know it is very, very noticeable and very dramatic when I get Botox.

Like if I get a good amount of Botox, you can really, really see a difference because of how exaggerated my face is. Jim Carrey also very, very exaggerated face. When you take all the exaggeration away, of course. he looks like a fucking freak. He can't move the full top half. But you also notice when he's speaking, he can't properly move his mouth.

And this is part of what scares me so much whenever someone's like, you've got to be taking care of those frown lines. But isn't that when it starts to fuck with your mouth and how you speak? Which is, I don't know, if you guys realize this, how I make my entire living. So I think that I'm going to deal with the frown lines.

so that it doesn't possibly affect my voice and how I speak because it is obviously affecting Jim Carrey. And he learned, he had to like learn up a bunch of French for this speech, which is funny that you would get Botox, which would affect, which in French is like a real mouthy. Very mouthy. You're going to do a lot with your mouth. Oh, yeah.

So I was confused like, what did you do? You know, he just got a little aggressive. And I think this is the problem with people in Botox. He just get a little too aggressive. You know, and then sometimes like you think your parents, a lot for like a really good service, but like he did not get a good service. No. I think that's right.

And he did. When you look at pictures of him like as an older man more recently before he became a clone or whatever, he did look, you know, he was a little sag. He looked like a man in his 60s. He had a little bit of wrinkles and stuff. Yes. So I think that they really went in there and they tightened it. Now I'm just going to read just the voice of the people.

The first comment on this TikTok I'm watching about it. That is not Jim Carrey. He would never get worked under his face. His eye color is different as well. his entire personality is not the same. He hates doing interviews and going to award shows. He even said it himself. So I just want to represent that there are a lot.

There's an abundance of evidence. It is also funny because in the pictures that they're using with how the eye skin is different eye skin, and you're talking about the different colored eyes, right? You can tell that, and I say this because I know that my older brother has the same kind of eyes. He's got those kind of hazel green eyes that change depending on what light he's in.

Yeah. And that is obviously what it is. But I do love that in this day and age, everyone's gone so mad that they run right from. He's probably had some work done that maybe wasn't that great of a job to he is a body double. That is a reptilian if I've ever seen one. We have to get rid of Jim Carrey. I feel like they're calling for him to be dragged out of his home to make sure that he's like what happened to the real. real Jim Carrey.

Did they get a French-speaking clone? I mean, maybe that's what happened. Is there not enough news? Is there not enough in Santa? What else is happening? Sina is there's just, you know, the other news that's going on. I'll give you a list. There's a couple other things going on.

And this is what people, because, you know, all of us are looking for many ways to escape reality right now. And I know that for a... Apparently Jim Carrey is too. I think he's too. He's trying desperately. But it's like, why aren't... If you have that kind of money, that kind of status,

and you see Chris Jenner, get the work done that she got done, wouldn't you only go to Chris Jenner's plastic surgeon? Like, that's the one to go to. You've got that kind of money. Save your time and save yourself. Chris Jenner looks younger. than her daughters. And I'm not saying that this is a positive or a negative thing.

I'm just saying, if you want to look like that, go to who she want to. I 100% agree. And the thing is, like, people don't realize, I think, what happens after. I've learned this from my brother, like the filler, I think this happened with some people, it can travel to other parts of your life. Yes. Yes. That's the craziest thing I've ever heard of my life.

Are you kidding me? I don't like the sound of that. We have to test our drugs now for fentanyl, and people are just like, you know what, this stuff is just going to kind of move around my face. It's okay. Just crazy, Sina, when you go to get Botox done, like you're not supposed to press on your face for two days. Like, you're not supposed to, you're supposed to lay up,

like you're supposed to sleep on your back and make sure nothing touches your face because it could also squeench it into other spots in your face because they are just kind of jamming it in there, you know? Oh my gosh. And it just, even crazy, and I struggle with this, thinking about Botox, thinking about Botox, thinking about getting more of it, thinking about getting back into that life. And it's like, you're paying for it to all just either move through your face or for it to all go away.

Yes. And it's all, it's just, at least I guess you may as well get the plastic surgery done because it's going to last longer. And the time between Botox apparently shortened. Shortens. As you go. I'm bad at recognizing, like, filler. It's becoming clearer now because there's just like this certain look that everybody is doing. but I feel like I'm, I don't always, like, I can't always clock it.

But then when Gideon and I were watching the America's Next Top Model documentary, I was looking at Mr. Jay, J. Manuel, who is just like a very handsome man who is, you know, a little older now than he was 25 years ago. And it just looks like he has ping pong balls in his cheeks. And I was like explaining to Gideon, I was like, wow, like look at the filler. And Gideon was like, what do you mean? And I was like, just look at how he looked when he was young. And look now he's aged very well. To me, he has aged at.

Oh, yeah, the ping pong balls in the cheek. Yes, that is, it's just too much. He would be much more handsome without the ping pong balls in the cheeks. You're right. He's a handsome, well-aging man. But now you have this weird face shape. And I know that's different than what's going on with Kelly Clark. Not Kelly Clark's in the other one, Kelly Osborne.

But I'm just like, you guys, I understand that cheekbones are in, but we needn't go this far. You know, like, cheekbones are in. Everyone has them. Yeah. People forgot. You got them underneath there. Yeah.

They're there. Yeah. But sometimes you want to suck out the, you know, the inch down here and you want to squeenched up here. And, you know, and if they're, that's their freedom to do with their face, what they will. It's just sad when it gets to a point where it's like, it's so distorted. It gets so cartoonish, which, again, if that's what you're going for, hell yeah, you get you.

It's just, it's sad when, when, when, when, you're, you're, it's sad when, when, when, And it's like, what are you seeing when you look in the mirror? I mean, when I look, especially the Kelly Asburn, because there was the Kelly Aspern, Sharon Aspern thing. And, yeah, I know that we are like not supposed to comment on other people's bodies, which is something I try to adhere to. But I feel a visceral feeling of upset when I look at what's going on with Kelly Asport. It's an eating disorder, right?

Yeah. We believe it is. The blinds say that she's addicted to the shot and like, they say it's all the GLP ones. She's addicted to GLP ones that it's like that she just keeps going with the GLP ones. But then she openly, so there's been all this backlash, guys, if you just look up a picture of Kelly Osborne right now, you will see why the internet is all talking about her. And she was out with Sharon Osborne. And there was a lot of negative feedback about the way that she looks. And then she has now shot back.

Like, I am in the middle of grieving my favorite person. And I am really, really struggling. And the last thing I need right now is your negative feedback about my body. Right, right, right, right. Completely understandable. But it is, you know, we are two people that are sitting here that are currently in grief of our fathers. And I do understand that you don't want anyone looking at you. You don't want anyone judging you.

And I get that. Totally. But it is to such an extreme that, you know, we here on page seven, we're not like, oh, they're on the shots. They're on the shot. Who gives a fuck? Yeah, we try a real hard not to talk about who's on the shot, who's not, because, yeah, we don't give a fuck.

I don't give a fuck. I don't do what they want. I couldn't possibly care. But what we got, and we got into this a little bit with, like, Ariana and Cynthia, it's like when it seems as if, when we are suddenly now in a world where the norms are shifting so rapidly away from the, like, ever so slight body positivity that we were basking in for a few years there in the late 2010s to now to this world where it's like, I just, I just.

just feel like, I don't know, I feel like it's really scary that this is now, people look like walking skeletons out there. But I also, her statement was fair. And also, but also Sharon had made a statement not recently from a few months ago that was like, she's just lost her dad. She's too upset to eat. And like, so I don't know. This is, I'm not here to police anyone's grief. And I also do think that we should try not to normalize not eating and looking like you're starving to death. I don't know. I'm struggling with how to talk about this, you know. I know. And all I know is that I do just feel for her. Yeah. Obviously, she's really, really struggling. And yeah. And no one, you know, you know that what she sees in the mirror is not the same. And it is the horror show that is

body dysmorphia of, you don't see what other people are seeing. And so the call's coming from inside of the house and I do hope that she is getting the help that she needs. And I think that is maybe the way in which two talk about it. Yeah. Because you want to wish well for somebody, especially when they're in the public eye and when you see it's just such a drastic struggle for what she's going through, especially when I feel that a lot of the narrative too is, and, you know, Cina and I both have recently lost fathers that were also older fathers, where it's like, well, you knew he was going to die. Like, I feel like there's also, there's a little bit of that of like, and you're so upset.

Like, it's like, yeah, he was obviously going to die soon. And there's like that tinged into it. For sure. I don't know if I'm just seeing that as a person that is still going through the grief process or not. Yeah. I think, well, one, as a parent, I see her and I'm like. Like, all I want is my kid to be healthy.

Yeah. And I could imagine Sharon feels the same way. And that was when I saw the picture, I was like, God, I just hope she's, like, okay and healthy. Like, I think the mental health stuff is with folks in that, like, economic echelon, they have a whole team of people that are going to help you through that. Right. But if you physically break yourself, then that is, that is like a terminal problem that that's going to be very difficult to fix. Right. And so that was like my big concern as just a parent.

And I think, yeah, but you're also in the public eye. So you're going to get, you're going to get a lot of this stuff. You know what I mean? You're going to get a bunch of this blowback and people analyzing you. And I remember when she was younger, people were talking about her weight and stuff like this. Oh, wait. So she's, of course, she can't catch a break. No.

And that's such a good point, too, Cedar, where it's like I do, it must be immensely frustrating to be Kelly Asborn and to have been fat shamed for your entire. your young life and then suddenly now you're being shamed the other way. Like that, that really must be like, I can't imagine. Soul crushing in a different way. Yes. No matter what you do, people are going to tell you that your body is fucked up. Right. Like that is really, really fucked up. And it's, and the way that you guys are talking about it is, is, I think it is the only way to talk about it is with compassion and empathy and hopefully. And hoping that she's okay. And I think that what the frustration I feel is certainly not directed at people like Kelly Osborne, but is just directed. I know I've been talking a lot about norms lately,

but it is directed at the shifting norms. McDonald's. Great norm. Okay. Okay. Not that. Excellent. Other norms. No, just the shifting norms to like, you know, my kids watch YouTube and they get exclusively ads for GLP ones. And I'm like, and I'm not anti, we're not anti-executive. GLP1 in this house, but I'm like, why is this on a YouTube channel? Yes. Two 20 year old women who make slime. Like why?

You know what I mean? And so I just feel like it's what I think the upset that I feel upon seeing upon seeing Kaliasbourne is more just like that there was just a few years of progress there where we were trying real hard to be like all bodies are okay. And that just went up and smoked so quickly. So fast. Yeah. And that was got evil skinny lizzo.

That was got evil skinny lizo. And we've got like, defending the Epstein files. But scary, Kelly Asper. There are other, oh yeah, did you not see that? No. She was depending some of the names in the Epstein file. It was just like, there was no reason for it. But speaking of, you know, being a parent and how we feel about their kids and wanting

them to shine or maybe not shine, Sina, you did find out a little bit of information when looking into the Tom Holland and Zendaya's story. And you found out a little bit of information about Tom Holland's father's Patreon. So I got to know. How did you find Tom Holland's father's Patreon? Well, in the article you sent, it was like, I think it was a BuzzFeed article. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They were just like talking about how Tom and Zedaya are so private that they actually like it when people in their inner circle end up giving.

out the information because it feels more natural for them that way. And one of the examples was their engagement was actually publicized by Tom's father on his Patreon. And I was like, slam the brakes. What is this man? This man has a Patreon? What the fuck is this guy doing with a Patreon? Oh, yeah.

I'm sorry. You're talking about Dominic Holland, the award-winning professional stand-up comedian. And I fell out of my chair. I was dead. He's the author of five novels and one fiction book. He's had countless TV and radio appearances. And yet, despite all this, this is from his bio, despite all this, he is best known for being a dad.

This is like, so Tom Holland's like the opposite of a Nepo baby. He's like the child of like a kind of middlingly, moderately successful aspirational. Entertainer. I'd tell you what, I wouldn't mind having Dominic's career. Right? He's got to kill him. He's doing a great job.

I think I'm kind of on my way to having Dominic experience. I think that if my kid becomes famous, people will look at me and be like, oh, a bit of a Dominic Holland situation. I was like, but, you know, it just speaks to when you're a parent, everything, it's just, it hits different.

You're like, you want your kid to be, I want my kid to be a superstar. I want him to be the best in whatever they end up doing. He's only 58 Dominic. But that's young man. It's like wild. But it's like, he's still got time to shine.

I think that he's going to flip this career, guys. I think that this is going to be what makes it, makes the Patreon take off. Here's the thing that I was also thinking, though, a bunch of his Patreon are probably Tom Holland fans and Zendaya fans looking for tea. You're looking to get information. I mean, I'm looking up right now to see if I can find anything. I mean, I would give money to get more tea about Zendaya and Tom Holland, especially because they're so, he's had 917 posts.

Oh, you know there's a lot, oh, blogs and podcasting. Wow. What a cutie. What a cutie. Mr. Hollis. It's like, oh, man, buddy, I get it, you know. He's best known for being a dad. But I mean, he doesn't seem like actively resentful about it or anything.

I think he's probably pretty proud of his wonderful son. Now that I look at the Patreon, when you first sent this to us, Cina, I thought this was like a, no, I'm just known for being a dad. And I thought it was more that. He has been overshadowed by Tom. So I'm glad that, no, he actually is just a supportive father. Yeah. That it likes to be known as his father.

It's, I think it's fantastic. I mean, you think those boys that you are raising, oh my God, Sina, I, there's no way that Hero is not going to be like the president of the United States. Like the way that you are raising these, these children are just such. Like you look at, it's like the two of you guys have such great. I'm not going to call them super soldiers, but like in a perfect child way of super soldiers. And that's, you know, Tom Holland is a pretty perfect child, like perfect son. If Tom Holland was my son, my Patreon would center that. I would be like, my son is Tom Holland.

Yeah. And so the fact that your two sons might even hold a candle. to Tom Holland is you should be very proud. You know, very proud. That's fantastic. Very, very proud. And are you very proud of Dr. Pepper for really taken over multiple facets of the snack industry? Both of you look sad and upset that I pivoted to this story next.

And I don't care. I'm picking. I put it in there because seen as my fellow chewy fruity, I've got another chewy fruity in the house Because last week we had Kara on. You and Kara are my only chewy fruities in the network. And I can't believe I forgot. I had to ask, oh my God, it was so embarrassed, MJ. I had to ask Sina.

I was like, are you my chocoholic or are you my chewy fruity or are you my savory boy? I can't remember. And sometimes you have to ask those things. It's okay. There are no bad questions. No, and you're my chew fruity. You can go to Sina be like, explain the Iran situation to me. You can also be like, do you?

Only Hatchie. Yes. Only Sia soda. Yes, please. So who's Dr. Pepper in the situation? In the situation. I don't want to ruin Dr. Pepper. I love Dr. Pepper.

Yeah, who's Dr. Pepper and who's Mr. Pib? You know, oh, man. They have been trying to force Pib down our throats. Mr. Pib is back and it is everywhere. They're just like, what did you see? I didn't know that people were screaming for Pibb on. the streets. People have been begging for Pibbs return since it left. I had no idea. You know, it's the people's, it's the people's whatever flavor that is. Because he's not a doctor.

Yeah, we don't need a, I guarantee you Dr. Pepper is a PhD and not a medical doctor. This is the war against intellectualism that we've been talking about. They were Mr. Pibbs. Who cares about Mr. Pibb? Dr. Pepper has a degree, folks. And that matters. Yeah, we can trust the 23 flavors or whatever that are in Dr. Pepper. I want the people's, I want, I want myself a less educated soda. And that's why I go with Mr. Pib. No, Dr. Piper is a superior, superior flavor. But I don't want to eat these variety of Dr. Pepper flavored products that you sent, Jackie.

I was thinking like a private equity firm or some hedge fund bought into Dr. Pepper or something. And they're like, we got to get it everywhere. I think it's just that, you know, as a snack fluencer myself, I think that everybody sees that the money's in the snacks. They're finally seeing that the money's in romance, which calling out S.J.M. is going to be on call her daddy this week. And everybody who's anybody who's anybody, this is Sarah J. Moss who wrote all of the Romantasy books. Or if Sarah Jessica Barker and. Yes, Sarah Jessica Marker, yes. That no, that's Sarah J. Moss. And I, who is going to be on Caller Daddy. And everybody knows that she's probably going to be talking about the Akatar 6 book release. Wow. So this is going to be really big because everybody knows that SJM doesn't talk to anybody about anything.

So this is actually a really big thing for all of us. And I hope that you all understand that I will be talking to anyone all day tomorrow because I need to listen to this podcast. That's not true. I'm going to be working as normal. But how do we feel about Dr. Pepper Ticktacks? And I feel like that is the antithesis of a Tick-Tac. Yeah, and I'm not trying to live that life. I want mint or peppermint or some sort of spearmint with my.

Tick-Tac. I also do, but then, you know, I'm going to say this publicly, and maybe I shouldn't. James, one of our producers here. I now look at him differently because I offered him some gum. And he goes, I don't like mint gum. I only like fruity gum. Wow. And I said, really?

I don't even know if I know you. What are you a child? Wait, wait, you only like fruity gum, MJ? I'll do a mint gum, but I do, yeah. It's my inner fruit stripe gum, you know? What is the point of gum? What's the point of the gum? We need the mint of the gum.

The gum is for the breath. Smelling, your breast smelling like fruit is fine. That's good to have your breath smell like fruit. That's not a strawberry breath. Who wants strawberry bread? Yeah, that's fine. Like a heavy, like a heavy thick strawberry bread. Or unless we're getting,

it was one of the men, I was obsessed with the bobolishish cotton candy because that was light blue, and then it would turn your whole mouth blue, and they're just like, As I'm like sucking on my big bubble gum. Yeah, yikes stripes, fruit striped gum. It's what we all strived for for years.

But that had turned my back. But that was when we were in like elementary school and middle school and stuff like that. I loved the fruit delicious. You know what I mean? You didn't like it. But it was not, we are adults. We eat gum now. Yes.

Fruit-tastic like a breath? No, we want to freshen your breath. So you go to kiss your wife and she smells like, you know, fruit strike gum. And it's not, it's not exciting for you. Brakes. Brinks. Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. No, no. You get it out of that mouth. No, thank you. I'm not putting anything else in that mouth. I know.

I don't know. I would eat the Dr. Pepper Tic Tacs. The orange Tic Tacs are good. You guys won't eat the orange tic tic tacks? Okay, citrus is like a borderline. It's borderline mint. Yeah. I feel that's, yeah.

Oh, please. I feel like a. their mind. Yeah. The World War III is getting to you. No, I think the scurvy, I think that that like lifts up the citrus. Yeah. I think that because it stays the, yeah, because the vitamin C gum.

Citrus is borderline mint is the biggest portion. Listen, this is science. Citric acid attacks the bad breath molecules in your mouth. See? What are you? A Dr. Pepper? This is, I learned this from my Dr. Pepper. Yes.

Dad. Professor. He's a Ph.D. See, and that's why he's in all. the snacks. He's here to get the intelligence into our mouths and into our brains. Professor Pepper, we should start calling it. Professor Pepper. Beppa's a Peppa. But I will say the Johnsonville Dr. Pepper smoked sausage is probably going to be pretty good. I would eat it. But I don't think that I would go out and get it,

though. Here's a thing I've done, though. I've made pulled pork, like a pork butt, right? And I've slow cooked. Oh, yeah, with some Coca-Cola. With some Coca-Cola. Dr. Oh, some Dr. Beper. Okay. I used Dr. Pepper before. Yeah. Yeah. But that makes sense because you're supposed to use a little bit of like a sweetness there too. Yes. But like if you sold me packaged Dr. Pepper pork, I don't know how I'd feel about that. I don't know.

Right. It's all wrapped up in one though. And so one stop shop. We can have two stops. We can have two stops. It's okay. You'll be fine. I love this snack.

I just love it just snacks are getting crazy. And I love how crazy they're getting. And the collabs are in. insane and I'm here for every piece of it and especially here for Live Moss Live, which yes, is going to be live very, very soon and it's going to be live streamed from the Hollywood Palladium. And I'm so upset, I could not get tickets. Adam, where do I find the tickets? I have looked everywhere and this is the Taco Bell influencer. Yes, I saw. Yes. Looks incredible. I want to be a Taco Bell influencer so badly. And you know this because I go there. every Friday after my stream, and everybody in chat knows that I go to Taco Bell every Friday after the stream. And that should make me a Taco Bell influencer. Hard shell, soft shell. I just want to... Depends. I like to really switch it up. Okay. I like it. I like it. You see, and since you're a news guy, if you Google LiveMas Live Live 2026, it brings you to a press

release from the Taco Bell Newsroom. Oh yeah. And it is labeled on the website the Taco Bell Newsroom. And I just need you to know that because I want, and you're a word. And you're a well-rounded news consumer, and I want you to make sure that you're not sleeping on the Taco Bell press releases. Thank you. Well, this story actually was really interesting. I think it's, and what it really made me think of is what's going on in media and entertainment right. We have this whole upheaval of like, you know, Paramounts buying Water Brothers, and they're going to fire a bunch of people and everyone's worried. Is this like the death of entertainment and stuff like that? Yeah, there's a lot of this stuff. But there's a huge shift happening. So companies, corporations,

are building their own studios. Gap has their own TV thing. Oh, yeah. We're doing a media project now. Taco Bell is going to do this, this newsroom thing, this concert, this show. Walmart has its own, like, a whole, like, YouTube thing that somebody, like, it's, like, it's crazy. And I'm like, where is this stuff even, where do they put it? Where does it go?

So we don't have, we don't have freestanding independent studios that are making art, but we do have corporations that are. Making corporation-based content. Yeah. For kids. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. All you got to do is just everyone's in gap clothes. You talk about whatever, do whatever you want. You want to do like, you know, you want to do like a World War II thing?

Just everyone's going to get close. Saving Private Ryan, but everyone's wearing gap clothes. It's good. This is great. That's what we're in baggaged for. Yeah, like a tragic love story, but everyone's just eating gorditas. Yeah, you want to do like a period piece of Julius Caesar? Just have a little taco crunch.

Who knows? You know, maybe they had crunchy shells back then. It wasn't just soft tacos. Well, I'm sorry, I stepped on your answer, Jackie. Your answer was depends. That's a bit of a cop-out. Yeah, that was my answer. And I don't remember why that was my answer, but I'm sticking to it.

Hard shell or soft shell. You know, I... Oh, you switch it up. Oh, yeah, I switch. I always get something different to Taco Bell. I don't have a usual order. That's a real Taco Bell influencer talking right there. I'm always trying the new stuff.

I really like the chicken bacon street chalupas that just came out. I'm really digging those. They are like little smaller. You scrape them off the street. Straight from Guadalajara. Yes. I'm not huge on fake bacon on my stuff. But, you know, it is traditional.

And they're inventing traditional. It's traditional. Yeah. See. Say yes. Thank you all for understanding my. needs, my wants, but do you understand my list? It's time for the list, everybody.

Who's on the list? Me, Jackie, got to have that list. This is because we were talking about prosthetic buttholes last week. These are actors who said no to nudity and wore prosthetic body parts versus 15 who went full commando. Wow, this happened right after our conversation, Jackie. I feel like this list is literally written for us. I think it was written for us.

Prostatic bottle? There was a prosthetic butthole. Amanda Seafreed wears in the Testament of Anne Lee. Apparently in the end of the movie, she had to wear a murkin. So she had her pubic wig. And then I believe they just, I don't know if you saw a bunch of shit coming out of her asshole. Or if maybe it's like a, I don't know, a God thing where it's like a birth in like a Christ out of her asshole. But I'm not really sure because I didn't see the movie.

Do you think Christ? Is it a man? I don't know the asshole. Is that immaculate conception? And also he couldn't. come out of the pussy. So he had to be birthed out of the asshole. Yeah. I feel a certain way.

Is that a part of the Bible? I don't, what? Don't ask. You got the wrong guess for that question. Flaming bush, that's about all I know. But what about going full commando? Angelina Jolie was tempted to cut her nude scenes in By the Sea, which came out two years after she'd undergone a double mastectomy. She said, you can't change or cut this scene because you've had a mastectomy.

That would be cheating. But years later, she posed naked again for Harper's Bazaar. opened up about the challenges she faced displaying her body. She said, my body has been through a lot over the past decade, particularly the past four years, and I have both the visible and invisible scars to show for it. So go for her, show it out, show a proud bitch. But how do you feel about a prosthetic in The Boys that Rob Benedict wore a prosthetic penis

when he played multiple nude clones of himself at the same time? Because he said, because it's a seven-day shoot, that fight scene, and he's every other person in that fight, it's a lot of time to be naked. So he chose to wear a prosthetic penis instead. Now, Sita, you're in, you're being asked, you've got an actual intimacy coordinator on the scene. Yeah. You're showing dong or you're not showing dong.

Well, I think it's a seven-day, and this is, again, my background. I've done naked stand-up twice in New York back in the day. Really? I avoided that show. No, he did naked improv. Improv. Henry did naked improv. Yeah, coward.

Yeah. Total coward move. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, stand-up is Boulder, for sure. You're not part of a team when you're doing. Yeah, there's no help. I remember that show, God. I was just like, I was never asked that I was like, I will absolutely not.

You could not pay me a million dollars. You did it twice? Completely nude? Completely nude. Wow. So do you practice nude before you went up on state? Like, did you do it by yourself nude? No, I just did my set, nude.

Wow, wow. I came out in a fur coat and helies. and took off the fur coat, shotgun to beer, and then did my set the first time. Wow. Second time I just came out and did my set, but the second time was creepy because there were some guys,

it was like Midtown West, there were some guys in the front row that were just, my eyes were up here. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, one of those. I mean, I even just did a monologue in a bra and panties and that was, you know, even then, oftentimes the audience was a little too drunk,

for that. And so they certainly had to really, either they wanted to become a part of it or, you know, and it really, there was lots of fun struggles with that. So I feel like that was enough. But to answer your question, yes, I, if it's like a single day, you know, if you got to

do it, but seven days of free dongin. The rings amount of dong. See, to me, once the cat's out of the bag, just dong. The scariest part about showing dong is the moment that someone sees your dong. I feel like once it's out, Who cares?

I disagree. I disagree. Here's where I think the toughest point is, is when the cameras are off and you're in between takes just kind of hanging out. Yeah. Yes. You're like, am I just, then there's like, you know, when you're performing, you're kind of engaged and you can kind of lock in and stuff like that.

But then it's like cut, and then you're just kind of standing there. Lay in there. And then maybe they come over with a robe or whatever. But, you know, a lot of times you're still going to be naked. Yep. And so that's like, you know, all of a sudden the defense. fences are down. Right.

You're not mid-performance, so you're not just like feeling it. What do you think? Does that make sense? It does make sense. So for you, you were able to do naked stand-up because it was a performance.

Yeah. And you were able to kind of suspend your disbelief of you being naked in front of a bunch of people. Exactly. I don't think I could go to a nude beach. Yeah. I would have to be.

I would just like laying out and relaxing. Normally, no. I could, if I was performing at a nude beach, and I could do that. That would be better. Interesting. But like,

hanging out without having any sort of, it's just like too much. Yeah. I'd have to like make a scene. So are you just talking about performing nude on the beach? Maybe think of the first right, the First Amendment rights activist on that show, Neighbors when he was out. Have you started watching the show? Is it great? You know what, Sina, it will at least take your mind off of something for a little bit.

This show is on HBO and every episode is about two separate pairs of neighbors. and you usually don't agree with either one of them. It's like a Christopher guest documentary, but real. Oh, amazing. And so one of the things was these rich people living on the beach that wanted private access to their beach. And then all of the people that are like, this is a public beach.

So we have the right to be here. So it was their fight. And one of the people fighting was a First Amendment Rights activist that was just like out there, like filming children out there just. being a fucking nightmare, being like, this is my First Amendment right? I can do whatever I want. I just imagine him standing next to you as you were nude doing stand-up, just being like,

listen to what he said. You know, he's telling me I've got the right to do this. Also, doing stand-up at a nude beach sounds like the type of nightmare show that we would all get invited to do 15 years ago, you know, like come down to Jacob Rees and do a naked set. All right, I got to work this show out. I got to work this set needs work. Because back then, it's like never in a thousand years would I have done a nude show. But I have performed actively tripping nuts on mushrooms multiple times.

Yeah. So it's like, you know, that I would do. That was the show, though. That wasn't me just choosing that. That was the show. It was the show. Yeah. No, but I give me all the prosthetics.

I didn't know that it was possible to cover your naked body in prosthetics and then do nude scenes. I think this is great. It's obviously, it's a relief. Yes. It is. Or you have the feeling that if you're doing it, I'm doing it too, like Hallie Berry did in Monsters Ball, because she agreed to do the nudity because her co-star, Billy Bob Thornton was doing it as well. She said it was four days before the end of shooting, so we knew who these people were and we just went for it. We both agreed to be uninhibited with our body, so it wasn't just the woman who was being exposed and we said, let's service these characters. We only had to do it one time. And they were serviced. Jesus Christ. It should have accomplished it. But it does, of course, immediately make me think of the time

when Billy Bob Thornton in front of Henry tried to actively have sex with his wife. I actively, I mean, was very much hitting on her. And Henry was like, well, my wife, and then Billy Bob Thornton just didn't care at all. He didn't care at all. He's trying to service a character. Oh, yeah, he was.

And, man, that's the kind of confidence that only a white man can have. Very, very impressive. If I was in that scene with Hallie, I'd be like, are you enjoying this? Is this okay for you? We can stop any time? Especially with Halliberry.

Oh my God, can you imagine? I just would want her to be as happy. I also got you this ring. If you need to make this, you know, take this to the next level. It's not a prosthetic butt hole, even though it does, you might think it is. But speaking of another prosthetic butthole,

Nisi Nash wore a prosthetic butt on Reno 911 Miami and it was actually her idea. She said, I went to so many booty fittings you don't understand. They couldn't get it right because they were building it straight back. So I went to my girlfriend, I brought her up there who had, you know, the natural slamma jama. And I'm like, see, you got to start from the hips

and wrap it around. And I just love Nisi Nash so much. I just love her, so goddamn mud. Natural slamma jama is. Natural slamma jama. Yes, bitch. All right, that's that is my list for you. That's incredible.

That is a great list. I'm so glad that we could explore that topic further after I identified how viscerally uncomfortable the prosthetic butthole made me. Also, just reminder to, Bill Scarsgar did wear a prosthetic in Nasfatu as well. That drac you dick was drakeye fake, just so you all know. And then also Boogie Knights, right? Mark Wahlberg. And that was a prosthetic.

Oh, yeah, yeah, because he fucking wishes. He wishes that's what was going on, all right? We all know what Mark Wahlberg's got, and he's hiding it behind his hallow app. Have you seen the prayer app? Yeah. Oh, God, fuck you, Mark Wahlberg. Anyway.

That he would have stopped 9-11. What a stop 9-11? If he had been on that plane, he would have stopped it. He would have stopped. And thank God for Mark Wahlberg, everybody. Okay. Well, it's great that that list is over because I have lost my eyesight,

site, which means I am going. Blind! Items. Ah, we can't see them. All right. Sina, you may remember these. I give you a hint and you guess. And this is always fun for me because I try to find ones that the guests will know what the hell we're talking about.

And I also try to avoid the meanest, nastiest blinds. And it is getting harder. But I think that we got some good ones here. This barely there is celebrity offspring got rolled by Hookers well on blood. but he neglects to mention that in his sob story. All right. Brooklyn Beckham. No.

I don't know why they say barely there. That might be a reference to his career more than his body. This is a celebrity offspring who we talk about a lot at page seven. And I am going to say that his career is barely there. He is in the news right now. we have not talked about this on the show. He's in the news right now because he is trapped in another country. And he's claiming that he is kind of being vaguely held captive.

What? Being held captive? Well, I'm not going to say. Do you think he's being held captive? He doesn't have his passport and he's in another country. So he's not being held captive. He forgot his, he lost his passport. He lost his passport, but he's framing it in very kind of...

Is he framing it in a bomb-a-clat kind of way? The headline about this celebrity is he's trapped in Columbia without his passport, begging to be freed. I'm an American citizen. Are we just talk about Chet? We're talking about Chet. Are we just talking about Chet Hanks? Are we just talking about Chet. And he got rolled by sex workers in Columbia.

He got rolled. I guess. Wow. Watch me. I was right. Oh, man. He got rolled by sex workers well on blow. But he did not mention that in the sob story.

The sob story is him saying, quote, I'm traveling with my Greek passport because I'm a dual citizen, which I'm just going to stop you right there and say, what? And sometimes they don't let you in the country, even if it hasn't expired, but it's about to expire. I go to the airport and check in from my flight three hours. early. This is an international flight. They tell me if I'm using a foreign passport,

I need a green card to get back in America. Yeah, bud. He's stuck in Medellin. He's just trapped in Columbia. What an idiot. He said, granted, there are worse places to be stuck, but I literally have no fucking idea what I'm going to do and the only embassy to get this shit settled is in Bogota.

Can you imagine Tom Hanks getting this phone call? And he's just like, ugh. It's like, I thought you were old. enough that I didn't have to keep bailing you out of countries, but I guess he's not. It's like, how did he turn into a cartoon version of that whole family? His name was Chet. I think that it really, you set him up for that. Yes.

Even though that is, you know, a nickname, I think going by Chet, I believe, is what did it. It has to me. Why did he travel to Col. Yeah. Well, it's a sex destination for sure. Sure, but why did he travel to Columbia with a Greek past. Port. Hey, who's Greek?

Why does he have a dual citizenship? Why does he have dual citizenship with Greeds? Wait, Adam, do you know? Tom Hanks, Greek? No, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, wait. Tom Hanks, his mom is Greek. They produced my big Greek wedding. Like, the Hanks have, are the whole reason why the big Greek wedding movie is.

Wait. What? Wilson? Yeah, she went and saw it as a play and then helped produce it and turn it in a Oh, this is great lore. I love my big fat great wedding. Wow, that's incredible. She was born in America, but I guess she has Greek citizenship.

Yeah, technically I can, I am an Iranian citizen. Yeah, yeah. Because my parents are from here. I just have to go get the paperwork. Hey, you know, you're going to go right now? I'm going to go. I'm just going over there. No, maybe not the time.

I'm going to head over there. I don't know the time to go, maybe. Wow. Okay. And then served as a producer champion. Niavardalas's one woman play. Yes, her mother was an Albanian Greek. Okay, so I stand corrected.

I did not know that Rita Wilson is Albanian, Greek, American, and that she conferred dual citizenship to her son, Chet. I have a lot of friends who also have dual citizenship, despite being born in the United States, but yes, because of where their parents were born, or their grandparents in this case. But I just wanted to know why Chet decided to bring the Greek passport instead of the American one, but, you know, whatever.

It was all Greek to him. Come on. Come on. Yeah, I still got it. No, I'm going to guess he probably wasn't paying attention. I think that's probably right. He probably should pay a little bit more attention if you're going from country to country. But I guess you don't have to if you're Jen Hanks. Yeah, I guess I'm wondering, like, I could see using a foreign passport if you're going to a country that doesn't have like the best relationships with, I guess that means that's why he used it because U.S. and Columbia are kind of beefing right now. But your U.S. passport is like gold going around the world. Like everywhere is going to. to take it without a visa a lot of times too. Yeah, don't get me wrong. A lot of Americans right now wish they had a passport to a from another country. You know, so I think we're all a little bit jealous at Chet Hanks right now, being a dual

citizen. But now he's trapped in Columbia. And he also said he doesn't want to go to fucking Bogota to go to the embassy. I want to go to fucking, yeah. Oh, my God. The most Nepo baby thing you ever. It's an hour away. It's an hour away from where he is and he doesn't want to go there, see that.

or even here. So thoughts and prayers. People are being killed in Iran right now. This guy doesn't want to take an Uber and he doesn't want to go to Pogata. Quote, quote, quote, fucking Bogota. But, blind number two, this illiterate, and I don't mean, can't read, I mean alliterative name starts with the first and last name, same letter. This illiterate actress got drunk last night at the actor awards and was annoying everyone.

every party she attended. Is it Sidney Sweeney? It wasn't Sydney Sweetie. Wow. I don't even know how to help you guess who this is. You will just never guess because it's just like

the most random blind item on earth that this actress just got drunk at parties. This is like not anyone we ever get blinds about. Amy Adams. Not Amy Adams. I'm just trying to think of all

the illiterative I've got, all my hints are going to give it away. Paula Poundstone. No, but you got the, that's a better I haven't heard from a while. Yep, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You got the correct letter. Correct letter. Who is in a-

Pedro Pascal? No, no, great. I want to give you a couple more guesses. I'm doing a pretty good job of at least guessing. Yeah, these are-gernard. I can't think of any. She's been in a, I mean, okay, She was in a bunch of movies with a great actress who just passed away.

She just keeps that Catherine. Ortega. Parker Posey! Yeah! Wow! Let's fucking go! Let's go! You killed that.

Yelkeldin! My other hit was going to be Leraisapam, but they would get away. Oh, man, I can't believe I got that. I feel so good. Wow, you killed that. Wow. The Casano-Hara thing was so great. Your luck is going to turn around now, Sina.

This war is going to end. Real real too. I got a good feeling about it. Everything's just going to be fine, everybody. Hold on. I get a phone call. Dad, it's good to hear from you. He's alive.

And we thought he was just being kept alive by you wearing his shirt in the room. No, he's calling us on the phone. Miracles do happen. Oh, God. Well, okay, to end on a real weird one. Ooh, okay. A few years ago, I had a series of black. is not me, the blind writer, writes, I had a series of blinds about the blood money, which was financing a franchise starring the pint-sized actor.

There had been whistleblowers who stopped a historical bridge being blown up by the production. They put their lives in danger to expose the payoffs and bribes throughout multiple installments of the franchise. Now suddenly the FBI has decided to stop investigating anything because the new owner, of the franchise complained to the government. So the FBI turned all their documents over to the Polish version of the FBI. My people! I don't know. Polish version lost all the documents.

I was not to say it was like, what did they do? They like, put it underneath their arms and they're like, oh, is this the odorant? Put in the fire. Oh, I'm just kidding for my fire. The phrase Polish version of the FBI is so perfect. And all the lives of the whistleblowers are now in day. danger. They want everyone to know they are not suicidal. Wow. We need to unpack a lot of this. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. So your first very important clue,

they always do the same exact phrase for this actor in every blind, which is pint-sized actor. Who is that? A famously tiny man. Tom Cruise. Correct. And what is his biggest franchise? Mission Impossible. Correct. So that's a it. That's the information. That's the information we have. Tom Cruise, allegedly. Okay, there is a newspaper article about this in the independent. Mission Impossible Seven faces backlash as Tom Cruise film pushes to blow up monument bridge in Poland.

Producers have been criticized for their sky high egos. Oh, a literal bridge. Literally. Literal bridge. I'm not trying to sell you a bridge. They literally wanted to blow up. This is the, where the train was hanging that scene. I think I know.

I think I read about this. You read about this? This was a whole thing. And then they had to cheat it because I remember this. This is a thing. They wanted to do it because they saw the bridge. And I think they were like, oh, it's an old bridge. We've got to pull that thing out.

These Polish people won't miss this bridge. They don't give a shit. And so they basically had to cheat the whole thing in somewhere else. What? Guys, it'd be so, so grave. We just blew this bridge up. You're not using it.

Come on, Poland. You've got all their bridges. Deputy cultural minister in Poland, Pavel Levindousk, claimed that the bridge, which was decommissioned from public use in 2016, had no cultural value. See, you're not even using that bridge.

He argued that allowing crew members to blow up the bridge will bring global attention to Poland. Yeah. Oh, Poland, are you that desperate, hon? Do you really need... Yes. You just, you need somebody talking about you?

Yes. Anybody thinking about you? Sorry. The only thing we ever think about you is how stupid we are. Sorry, Poland. Sorry. Or like if another country invades them.

They need something else in the news. Yeah, lots of invasions of Poland happening throughout history. They should close their legs. Yeah, I'm victim blaming Poland. You were dressed for it. Yep, you were begging for it. And here's this guy just saying, only part of the bridge is going to be blown up. What is everyone complaining about?

But what happens to the rest of the bridge? I'm pretty sure that means it's not a bridge anymore. So now this team of people who are trying to protect the bridge think that they're all going to be offed by, I guess, the financial stakeholders of the Mission Impossible Seven. Right, because they didn't blow the bridge up, right? They ultimately did not. Correct. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah.

And Tom didn't get his way. I can't believe we didn't hear the tantrum from here. Well, he's going to be killing people. It's like the president of Poland doesn't want you to blow up the bridge and he's like, let's get a different president. Yeah, just bring it a different one. He'll find somebody's. Everybody says yes to Tom Cruise eventually.

Eventually, or it's to someone else that ends up saying yes. This Polish guy who wants to blow up the bridge is hilarious. He said, I would not be fixated on the fact that the Pelchov, Witschki Bridge is a monument. It stands in ruins and has no value. Not all old things are monuments. Okay, here's a question. What if it was the rock that wanted to blow up the bridge?

Do you think that changes it? Whoa. I think that if it were Vin Diesel, this would be a much bigger story. I have no problem. Because then we would be, because then it's for family. And then it's, if it's for fast, you know, 12,

I blow up whatever the hell you want. It is a global sensation. No matter how bad people say Vin Diesel is on set, I don't care, I'm going to keep watching the goddamn movies. Oh, same. But Mission Impossible, I gave up on a long time ago. So I watched them out of just, you know, sheer habit at this point. Have you watched all the fast movies, though? Yes, of course. Those are, I mean, I guess you really can't compare the two, but I am actively and I choose the fast franchise.

Oh, yeah. You know what, that's a good point. Like, I think I want to go back and watch some more fast. Sometimes my comfort is like mission or some of the other ones. Yes. I choose crank. The Jason States of the franchise. Crank too. Crank two is great. Some of the highest art we have seen in cinema in the last 20 years.

I think it was like maybe like the fourth date I had with Jeff that we were with all of his friends and he's like we are going to watch Crank One and Crank 2 back to back and I said okay and then I like I'm going to marry this man. By the end of it I was like

This is great. I love all this. I love the entire experience. So, yeah, and then that is why I'm a great idea. I think I'm going to do that. Yeah. I'm going to find ways to disassociation movies for you. Yeah, good healing. Oh, yeah. Exactly. Especially when they go to space. But that is, you know, you've got some time before you get to space in the fast franchise. Which is surprising, they take a car to space. Yes, they do. But MJ? I can see again.

And I can see a bridge that's still there. I guess you can see that bridge all the way. And man, those Polish people are like, that'll get them talking about us guys, right? Guys, we sure show them. Polish FBI is my favorite. What do they do it?

It's just one guy and he's wearing multiple hats. They're all going into a clown car though. And they're just like, how many are they going to fit in there? Wow. Just like the water spruits. I would love to see the Polish FBI, and I'd love to watch, honestly, a full docu-series on the Polish FBI,

what goes... Yeah, whatever they're getting done. Whatever they're getting done over there. For the audience, again, you're allowed to make these jokes. I can say whatever I want. I'm a Zabrowski. The Polish jokes are really, in a way, are honoring your father, Jackie. Yes.

Thank you, Daibushi Dupa, which is the only thing that my father told us how to say in Polish and that does mean kiss my ass. So that's all you need. I do but to all of you. And any way in which, you know, you want to honor your father, Sina, before we get into Jackie Snacky's.

Well, I did want to ask you, did your dad have a plan for his burial and death and stuff like that? All I know is that my parents over and over again have told me my entire life, don't worry the first. funeral is paid for.

Okay. So my mom has told me since the beginning, the cremation's already paid for. Oh, cremation. Yeah, the cremation had already been paid for. So, yeah, that was. So my dad did loved life. He's been sick for so long, right? And you'd think the man would have like, I don't know, made some plans.

No plans. Yeah, no, like I will say, yeah. Zero plans. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Fucking zero plans. What? My mom, even in late January, I had planned to go to Pittsburgh for some work stuff. And she was like, hey, your dad's super sick.

Like, you should probably come and we should probably figure out the funeral if it does end up happening sometime this year. And then, of course, like two weeks later, it was like, it's happening today. And I get there. And my brother can only spend the weekend with us because he's got to go to work. You can't really remote work surgery. Oh, plastic surgery. You can't really like, you know. For no one.

Yeah. Yeah, there's no teams call for that. So I was there and I'm like, whatever. I'm like, okay, so we have to do this thing. So it's like, death certificate has to get filed. All these things have to get filed. And then I look at the will and it's just boilerplate language on the will. And then there's a bunch of blank pages for when they're supposed to fill stuff in.

Nothing. Neither of them wrote anything in any of these pages. Oh, my God. I'm like, and my mom was like, yeah, he didn't want to talk about death. And the only thing he talked about was. Umers, we have, you have to, if your parents are alive, you have to get them talking about this stuff. And so it, I was like, okay, well, I'm going to produce this funeral. I'm going to produce this memorial service. And I'm going to produce all of this now. And so I had, Eddie Larsoned it.

And I totally. And I was, I think I was talking to head reaction. They're like, you know, Eddie booked his out. I was like, damn, okay. It was the greatest memorial show I've ever done. It really, but I will say Kathleen would have loved it. She would have loved it. But I went and the first thing you have to do is he only said like what cemetery he liked because it was across the street from his office that he worked at for his, like most of his life. And so we first had to go to the funeral home and my dad had an oriental rugstore when I was a kid. And so next door to it was an ice cream shop and a funeral home.

And so the first place I thought of was like, okay, we got to pick a funeral. home, let's go to the one that one that I grew up next to. Yeah. Yeah. To all the time. And side story, my mom actually got out of her car one day when she parked at the rugstore when I was a kid and the car started rolling backwards. And she jumped to try to get it. The car ran over her foot and then ended up rolling into the funeral home and broke the gazebo of the funeral home through the fence. And so. You're like, don't worry. We're used to tragedies. This is exactly. So like my mom.

was like, oh, that'll be funny for us to go to this place. And we even tried to, like, say to them when we were there, they're like, do you guys remember that they're like, we don't, that was 30, you know, you know, us are here. So you have to basically shop for a casket and a tomb. Oh, yeah. And so shopping for that with my mother was insane. And so I don't recommend it. They're like, would you like this kind of a pillow?

Would you like that? Oh, wow. This silk. And I was just like, what's the difference? I was like, standard, we'll take it. Bing, bang, boom. Give me a box. We go to the plot area, the cemetery, right, where he's going to be buried.

And we're trying to do a thing where we're, like, picking the plot out. Yeah. So we pick the plot out near where his friends actually had picked their plot out as well. Aw, friends at the cemetery. And it's pricey, right? It's not, it's not, it's not, you're buying real estate. It's all expensive. You're buying a rectangle of real estate.

Oh, forever. Forever. And so we're, okay, this is this much and that's that much. the plaque, the marble thing. Oh, yeah, that's a whole thing. It's all that true. And my mother starts haggling with the guy on the price. And I was like, you gotta try.

And I was like, Ma, I was like, I can't put me in the ground. Don't do this to me. Don't do this to me. Can we get this over with? Stop haggling over the cremage. And the guy goes, jukestone. He was like, if you want to buy your plot now, I could give you a deal on boat. See, that's how you do it. That's how you do.

You double it up. She goes, nope. No, no. want to be next to him. Wow. She decides there. She doesn't want to be next to him. She does.

She's like, she's moving as well. So she's like, I'm not trying to come back to Pittsburgh to be buried. So we get this plot, we do all this stuff. Then it's like the memorial. Then it's like their lunch afterwards.

I'm finding in Pittsburgh trying to find a place on Saturday. That'll be thing. Then you're going to get the flowers. They get the flowers for the casket. Produce. Then you've got to get the posterable with this picture on it. Then you've got to get other photos. Oh,

they got to get all the things. Then on the funeral, it's like, My brother's going to give a thing. I'm going to do the eulogy. My brother the night before is like, how many words is your eulogy? I was like, you better pump the fucking brakes right now. Oh, yeah.

Trying to micromanage my eulogy. Oh, yeah. I'm going to do whatever I'm going to do. I will go 45 minutes if you keep this up. I speak for a living. This is what I do. Yeah, I'll go to the distance. I did go 22 and a half at his wedding.

Hell yeah, dude. I think I got traumatized him because I, like, ruined the run of shell for that wedding. I would 10 out of 10 would do it again. But anyway, so at the wedding, then it's like all the relatives that are calling people. You want to come, all this stuff. All set and done, all this stuff. You're paying the money. My mom is so happy that I produced this thing.

You did such a service for her. That's who you. Thank you. That's who you did it, you know. The funny part is my mom's never understood that I work as a producer. She never understood what that is. And then she watched you work. And then she watched me basically do what I do for a living.

And nail it. And nail it. And it was like, she didn't have to think about anything. She was just taking care of every step of the way. And she's like, Sina, you should be party planner for dead people. You should. Be a party planner for dead people. Mom, this.

I was like, first of all, mom, I'm only going to do this one more time. One more time. That's it. One more time. But also, I'm a producer. This is what I do. She goes, I don't know. I'm like, no, mom, this is my job.

I am saying yes, this is what I do. I just put cameras in a room. That's the only difference. It's the exact same thing. She goes, Sina, this is great business for you. People love it. You're so good. And I'm like, you're so good at it, Sina.

I'm going to lose my mind. But she saw you for the first time, you know? She really did. She saw you. She was able to see past the grief. She was able to see you and celebrate you. Maybe not in the way that we want them to celebrate us. But every once in a while when they celebrate us, we got to take it as a win.

And it's so crazy. And I went through his clothes. for her as well. Oh my God. And like, you know, when you donate to Goodwill, this was the last thing. And we could go to the snacks after this. But you go to Goodwill, you got to do the, you got to.

Sounds so sad about my bag. But you got to go to, you got to do the, you got to document it. Yeah. Because it's like over a certain number, right over. And I was like, I'm not taking a picture of each one of these. I'm just going to make a video and then just hold it up and do it. So I'm holding up his sweaters.

And these were like the thing. Oh my God. And on like the eye of the. video of the IRS will see one day is just me holding up these sweaters going one, sweater, two, sweaters, three, and then I start bawling. Oh.

And I'll show you the video later. It's so funny. Send it to the Polish FBI. They probably would really appreciate it. Then they'd be like, I was a guy. And then I just like break down crying from the sweater. You sweetheart. I was cracking up afterwards. I was like,

what a stupid thing I did. That was crazy. But it was technically more efficient that taking pictures. They're taking pictures of it. Sometimes you just got to do what you got to do. And especially when you're producing a dead person's party, you don't got time to waste. Got to keep it moving. You got to keep it moving.

And, you know, thank you. I do want to say thank you so much for even just sharing a little bit. Because I know that on your other shows, it's not really the place to be able to get into that stuff. So I just want to say thank you for sharing with us. And for coming here today when, you know, when everything is in such turmoil, but you know what's not in turmoil, Jackie's snacks. Yeah, I'm ready for it. And I am excited about it.

I love the snacks. I hope that you're excited about it. I've been a snacky girl. Snacky. I've been a snacky girl. Snacky. I've been a snacky girl. Snacky.

I've been a snacky. Snacky. Is somebody gonna eat those chips? Is somebody gonna dip those dips? Is somebody gonna try those candies? I got seminar. They say I'm a snack lead. Because actually, so I was in the, so my tattoo

artists. I'm in the process of getting a, you know, a battle with 13 Wiverns tattooed on my leg right now. And I am working with one artist. And Julianne Ashby, everybody look her up. She's unbelievable. She does amazing, like, fine line and gray work. And she and I both love chewy fruities. And when I'm going to get tatted for hours, I like the zing of a chewy fruity to keep me going. Like if I'm really, if I'm in a lot of pain, it just kind of takes my mind off. it. And she was like, bitch, I tried to bring you these gummies, but I ate them all before I could bring them to you. So she told me about them and I went online and I purchased them because I don't know if you guys have gotten into the world of European Chewy Fruities.

What? What? Now, these are really taking over the Chewy Fruity space. They're trying to take over for like a hairbow, even though that's all ready. a European chewy fruity. Now this... Ooh, packaging looks very European and professional. Very fancy. These are... So they are...

Specifically, I believe that these are referred to. Now, these are just called European gummies. But I believe that they're also referred to as Swedish gummies as well. Now, these are different. They're two different kinds. There's the... So this is the signature gummy mix. And I just...

I wanted to try it out with you to see if we like... international Juwifruitis. Socialist Gummies. It's socialist gommies. Socialized health care. There's all different kinds of shapes.

There's all different kinds of flavors inside of it. That's the European way. Good bouquet. It's the European way. Shapes and size. It says premium European gummies on the back.

Yes. Be speaking a new language in just a few hours on the train. You're experiencing all sorts of different gummies. You're damn right because I also, While here, I did want to also bring you some squashies as well,

because I don't know if you're familiar with squashes. Our people across the pond have, I got into squashes. I was like, I think I hate these. And then I ate the entire bag. I have now eaten multiple bags of squashies. So I wanted to bring you some squashes as well to see if you could get into squashes. Well, okay, should I try one of these? Please, yeah, get into there.

This one says. So by the way, this company, and if you check out our posts on Last Pod Network, I am going to be posting pictures of it. This is from Lordies. L-A-W-D-I-E-S. This is Lordies. Gummy mix. So, MJ, you can take a look at the packaging.

It's very fancy. I'm looking. Wow. They seem like fancy gummies. This is like, I feel like they look like, you know, when you see like a fancy box of hard candy out at like an older person's home? That's what they look like.

Mm. This is good. Not what they taste like. Wow. This is good. Such a specific texture. Chewy bliss you won't want to miss. It's clean.

It's clean. It's clean. This tastes like a clean candy. Like not stepped on crack, you know? Uh-huh. Like they have regulation in Europe that we don't have anymore like that. Mm-hmm. Yes, even though I believe the law is made in Los Angeles.

Angeles. Ah, okay. So, liars, they are wild liars. What's European? About it? Just stylistically, it's European? Maybe they're full of this. I don't know. I didn't look that far into it. I don't, I'm not tasting any ammonia at this point. So I think they were good. This is the sweet mix. And then this is the sweet and sours. I don't know if you wanted to try to see. Now, there's something so chaotic about a bag of mixed gummies. I know what crazy to see the different shapes and colors. I'll say that. And they're all truly different kinds.

And every single one is delicious in a different way. And I completely understand Julianne, if you're listening to this, I know why you ate them all before you brought me to me. This is so creative. I completely get it, right? The mix of the sweet and the sours. I can't believe it. This is absolutely delicious, but I did want to try.

just a second of a squashy because I didn't know, Sina, how you felt about this texture of gummy. Now, what is your brand of gummy? Last week, we really got into it with Kara. She really is more of a Haribo. I'm a Haribo, bitch. I get it. And also, I'm looking at you, person that works for Amos.

Please let us know if you ever want us to try stuff. I know. I really stepped in shit. I was like, these peelers are foul. And then someone was like, I work for them. But I was like, I'm so sorry. The pealers are not foul. I love your job.

I really love the pealers. And if you ever want to send us some, I would love to try them. Now, what do you think? Sina. I like, well, I'm a sweetest fish guy. I'm a fish, bitch, too.

I grew up on a grape sweetest fish. Great. Yeah, they don't make it anymore. I love artificial grape. They canceled the grape. But Sour Patch Kids, Starburst, Skittles, Those were my go-toes growing up. Okay, let me try this.

Here, pose with that squashy for me. The squashy, so those, Jackie, are those the ones that have the texture of a circus peanut? Yes. I don't want that. This texture is wild. Yes. It's like a marshmallow texture.

Yes. Yes. And it is not for some, but it is for lots. This is cremicle. You have me. Right. Dude. Mm.

Delicious. Really? Cremesicle squaffer. What's it called? Squishy. Squishies. There's squashes. Everybody.

The branding. Think of the branding. That's a top not Trudy. But that's why at first I was like, I don't like this. I don't like the texture of it. I'm not into it. And then cut to minutes later, me having eaten the entire bag. It was cartoonish.

And that's why I wanted to open. up your mind to Squashies, Sina, because I didn't know if you had yet. Yeah. Welcome to the world of Squashies. Squashies. You'll never be the same. Because it is like a mixture between a circus peanut and a Swedish fish. Yeah. And I feel like the Laudis have more of a Swedish fish texture than the Haribot do. For sure. Yeah. So I think that's why we both also really dig this. Swedish fish is its own texture for sure. And notably, the squashies have citric acid, so we know what that does.

It fixes your bad breath. Fixes the bad. Fixes, yeah, that's mint adjacent. Was that what you said? It's mint adjacent. Well, you know, speaking of adjacent to things, I have something that is a candy that's adjacent to a sandwich. It's M.J.'s minute my cheese.

I'm something new It might blow my mind Hello spicy Hello crunch It's M Mimmonch Hello Dill You're my wild thrill It's Mammie Munch

Minut Mimunch Minnit Munch Whoa What's the sandwich What's the snack? Did you do this one Jackie It's the peanut butter and jelly M&Ms Oh I did that one

I thought that you and Jake may have done it, but we're doing it again because I haven't done it. And I like a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. I'm excited to hear your, because while you're opening up your package, I need everyone to know. I have in my home peanut butter Eminems and peanut Eminems are, not peanut Eminemps. Peanut Eminemes, yeah, and peanut Eminemes are the goat in our household. So I was really excited when the peanut butter and jelly Eminemes, came out, but I will hold my review reminder until after MJ lets us know what they think. Yeah, I'm not, I'm not loving it.

Not loving it. It's what kind of jelly is that? It doesn't, I feel like it, it's giving neither peanut butter nor jelly. It's not a clean jelly. It's very nothing clean. It is a squashy jelly and not in a good way. I would not use the word clean to describe this at all. It's not enough jelly.

It's just not enough. And like, really, when you're eating a peanut butter and jelly sandwich, the jelly does, even though peanut butter is such a strong flavor, it does combat the peanut butter. But it does not do that. Like, I know that this is crazy. But I felt like the peanut butter and jelly M&Ms. And now I know that MJ, you probably wouldn't agree with me because I think that you're more against, like, goosh on the inside.

Yeah, I don't like goose. But I think I would rather have a little bit of a jelly center. rather than I feel like they layered it in like a hard, like, berry outline rather than putting jelly inside of it. Yeah. To me it tastes completely artificial. And I understand it's an M&M and everything. But like, you know, like the Twix things, variations I just try, it actually still tasted

like a Twix. And it reminds me of that story from last week where the, you know, the grandson of Reese's peanut butter cups. was like, it doesn't taste like peanut butter and chocolate anymore. He recently had a Reese's peanut butter cup, and he, like, flipped out because it doesn't taste like, what has grown? That man's right.

And that's what this tastes like. I'm like, this doesn't taste like peanut butter. It doesn't taste like chocolate. It doesn't taste like jelly. It just tastes like bioengineered, like, taste experience, you know? Like, it just doesn't taste real, and I don't like that. I want it to be real. Wow, that's so good.

Yeah. And I'm just, I, I, I, I'm sorry, MJ, that you had to experience this, but I'm glad that we're reminding everybody that... Now we're on the same page. We're on the same page here. We hear, canonically, at page seven, don't like the peanut butter and jelly M&Ms now.

Yeah, I... Coast to coast, we don't like them. The idea on paper looks great. It certainly does. Absolutely. I really loved it. Yeah. But you want a goosh.

I need a little goosh. If you're going to have jelly in it, give me a little goosh. You know, goosh on my back. Let's Superman these things. Superman. You, I'm going to roll out, you. You, Andre, Ronald, and you.

And just that part has really been trapped in my head. Thank you so much. Thanks for having me. And thank you, MJ for your MJ's Minute Munchy. Thank you. And Sina, thank you for coming on during a difficult time for you. We love to you, thank you. I love you guys.

For having just, you know, a little smile with us. Yeah. And I love your fans, too. You guys got really fun fans. Like, you know, I do a politics show. So it's like, you know, it's fun to have. Everybody's mad. You know.

You know what I mean? Everyone's like into this stuff too. And it's like I love, I love it. And please, speaking of, give us some plugs. Where can we find you, Sina? At Sina now, S-E-E-N-A-N-O-W on all the social platforms, the Foreign Report LPN, its Foreign Report show every week. And then the Frotters will come back eventually.

I'm just, you know, every time I'm like, we're going to do Fronsters now. And then like something huge happens. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But we do have a new season teed up. So stay tuned for that. time, I don't know, when a war is not happening actively. It's okay. It's coming down the pipeline.

It's something that we can all look forward to. But for a report, if you really want to know what's going on, we do try to do stuff that's a little different and also cover what else is happening around the world. Please, please check it out. When does it come out every week? We record on Tuesdays and we drop on Thursdays now. Great. And you can get the full filmed video.

Yeah, yeah, videos on Spotify and YouTube now. Great, great, great. So definitely check that out. And it is the opposite of the Sina that we have here. but it's also a very informative and wonderful Sina version to listen to as well. And I sit the same chair here, which is I love these chairs. I feel like this is an unlock for me where I feel way more free. I feel like I was trying to be a newsman before and I'm not.

Right? Cina and I were talking about these chairs are really, it's a chair changer over here for us hanging out. And it's been pretty awesome over here in the studio. Thank you so much, Sina for joining us today. And thank you just forever. and of course my love goes out to you and the whole family. And my name is Jackie Spraowski.

You can follow me on Instagram at Jack That Worm. Come hang out with us over on Who's the bitch. You go to who's the bitch.com and you can send in all of your bituations if you want to get at me to talk to me and Kara

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as well as clips of dudes grappling with erotica that we've also shot and all this stuff is now coming out and you can check that out over there. But of course, of course, you must hang out with us over on the page 7 Patreon.

That is patreon.com slash page 7 podcast. Y'all, we're losing our minds. We are wisteria-laniacs through and through. We are fully into desperate housewives now and are obsessed about it. I am not stopping with the Sookie Stackhouse series. Please come get into it.

because again, these are way more detective novels than they are smut and they are very fun and we've got witches, we've got werewolves right now. And that is everything that I could ever scream for. And vampires, of course, oh my. But check that out over on the page 7 Patreon, MJ. You can email us, page 7 podcast at gmail.com. We love hearing from you. Thank you for your notes. And more than anything, Sina, thank you for coming. We always have such a blast. with you and our listeners love you and we are sending you so much love. Come back soon. And we will see everybody tomorrow for Second Helpings. Bye, everybody. Bye. This show is made possible by listeners like you. Thanks to our ad sponsors. You can support

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