Page 7 - Vow Renewal - Allegedly Official w/ Henry Zebrowski

Episode Date: March 20, 2025

Big Bro Henry is crashing the slumba par-tay this week as MJ and Jackie kick off the show with HILARIA verbally berating her man-child for speaking while she speaks, HAWT FLASHES is about dog life extending medicine that Henry is already well aware of, allegedly Meryl Streep and Martin Short are dating and Henry DEMANDS THE TAPE! Tori Spelling is saying the kid she has massage her while nude is the reincarnation of her father which feels very healthy and normal, Henry's placing bets about Chet Hanks AND gives some true crime advice about Gene Hackman and his wife's recent deaths. Finally, a List filled with celebrity side projects that were confusing and insane, the blindz, and then get ready for MOUF SOUNDS cause Jackie's Snackies is back! Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast  Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

He's my brother. Page 7. That's right, everybody. Welcome to Page 7. We have a very special guest today. You may know him as the brother of Page 7 co-host, Jackie Zabrowski. You may. You may also know him.

As the co-host of another show on this very network called Last Podcast on the Left, Henry Zabrowski. Thank you so much for joining us. I'm sorry. Henry could not come. Uh-oh. It needed to be me. Hillary Baldwin.

Oh, Leria. Is that you? Oh. Yes. Yes. I just wanted to come and say, I know, how do you say, my husband? Bien venitos. He's a murderer.

He's a murderer. He's a murderer. But I forgive. I don't know if you know how to say that word in English. I don't know. I know that my husband, Alec, is as complicated as an onion. Oh, yes, many, many, many layers, even though we know he doesn't like seboias. He don't.

He's very grumpy. Yes, but he goes he's grumpy. He didn't get his cigar in the morning. That's the only time he is not grumpy. Now, quick question for you, Hilaria. How has the manslaughter of someone else impacted you personally? Yeah. Honestly, it caused me to push off many of my facial treatments.

Oh, my God. As you can see, as I begin to naturally age, I said. I was wondering how, you know, the mustache was coming in so clearly, but it's because you've been lack. Oh, yeah. How international. Are you, oh, you're falling into all of the languages that you know. I code switch.

Oh, yes, you definitely code switch. Thank you so much. The term code switching. I wish I could have used that. It's not fair. You are, you know, technically you were just code switching. No, I was being hall-haw. Hillary Baldwin.

Hillary Lynn Thomas. Yeah, Hillary Lynn Thomas is her original name. She's from Boston. She's from Boston. She certainly is. Yes, she definitely is. Have you watched any of the ballroom? Aldwin's yet. Natalie won't let me.

Why? She says she will not let that negativity in our home after we watch an entire series on Ruby Franke and Jody Hildebrand or all the other horrible things we watch in our phone. You need to absorb a spectrum of bad moms. It can't all be Ruby Frankies.

Eladia is bad, but in fun, different ways than a Ruby Frankie. I actually find Ruby Frankie more palatable. Wow. I actually feel like Natalie needs to watch the Baldwin's as someone who is currently immersing herself in the world of like the sinister, dark, you know, family influencer. It is, I mean, the Baldwin's is the final boss of that world. I guess. I feel like wait till the Trumps. We're going to get that next.

Oh, don't you see that into existence. Don't bring that here. I can only handle so many couples. I don't know. But this is my question. So did you send the clip? Did you shouldn't send it to MJ2? I was about to play the clip so that we can go over the clip.

Yes, we are talking about this clip right here. Very real and we took a lot of chances. You want more of this. Season two, do we know anything? The Illaria show. No, no, I think we're going to see, you know. We're going to see how it feels to have it be out there. It's going to be Greg.

You're a winner. Oh, my God. When I'm talking, you're not talking. No, when I'm talking, you're not talking. This is why. Yeah, yes, we'll have to, like, just cut him out of the show. Oh, me, done. No.

We have no goddamn out. She has no accent in here. Raw show, and it's very real, and we took a lot of chances. No, you didn't. And, you know, I think that it's, we'll see where it leads us. We'll see what it feels like to have the out there, and then we'll see. Where's your accent? You know, if people like it.

That's another thing, too, you know? Where's the accent? But you notice how he goes away. So here's the thing. So here on page says, you know, M.J. and I have been watching the Baldwin so people don't have to. We are trying to keep them from clicking and giving them the ratings that they don't deserve. We fall on the sword every week.

And it's horrible. It really, really bad. And she's genuinely an evil person. And it is insane. Is it to have to do with the post PTSD that Alec Baldwin has from playing Trump? One episode. Oh, is that, you know, given to me? He's so sad. He's so sad because he did that. He's so sad because he chose to make a lot of money taking performance opportunities away from the young people at SNL so that he could be President Trump. I'm mad at him about that. It was hard for him. Henry. That's like, I feel insane because I've never forgiven Alec Baldwin specifically for his Trump. And that's not what I should be mad at him about. There's many other things. I should be mad at him about. His Trump help him. He left his young daughter. Yes. Yeah. I know. I know. There's so many. But I do have this, this clip that they just played. This is from, of course, the Planet Hollywood.

grand reopening in Times Square that we did talk about last week. And my favorite part of it is that after she like banishes him from speaking, he's just wandering around in the back. Like a lost old man. He's never been on camera. Oh no.

Legitimately, what I am. How I decoded that moment. So first of all, the idea of even reopening Planet Hollywood is such an archaic, dumb concept. Why? Put another guitar on the wall. Have you eaten at a Planet Hollywood?

Have you ever had the Jason Mamoa wingtips? I actually was really advocating to take my children to the planet Hollywood in New Orleans only because they have a very good kids menu. But yes, that would have been a crime against humanity to eat at Planet Hollywood in New Orleans. But no, but I do want to go to the Planet Hollywood in Times Square because I like that. I do. I understand. But the thing is I'm really, one of the things I really disagreeing with the Planet Hollywood here that just reopened is the Adrian Brody Holocaust meal that is

just an empty plate. And I really don't think that that's appropriate either. I don't think that any of that. One chewed up piece of one. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. For Popsie. It's just so nice. Popsie's got to have his gum. Yeah, they call the meal the Popsie. But the idea of how, so Hillary yells at Alec Baldwin. Yes. I think that she thinks

they're being funny and cute. She does. And she does. But what you really notice on the show is actually, I think she just openly hates him. And is. trying to make his life as miserable as she can. But she thinks it's funny. Yes, she thinks it's very funny, but she's not funny. No.

So she's not bringing any kind of pizzazz to anything. So you're just watching her just berate him all the time while he's just sad because he killed a person. And while I try to not feel bad for Alec Baldwin, you do kind of get that. The last episode where they shoved the entire trial into one. episode. It's going to get it done. You know, just, you don't want to focus on it too much. No, you got five more episodes. You got to take them to the carrie. You got to take the kids to the carousel. You got she's got to go and get Pilates from Emma Winters or something. I don't

know. Okay, Henry, you're an expert on true crime. Do you, my working theory that is emerging as I watch the show is that she is absolutely like a black widow. She wants to kill that man. He has, he begged her not to get cats. She got cats. He begs her not to put the cats in the car with him. She puts the cats in the car with him. He has OCD. She made him have seven kids. I think she's, I think she wants his fortune and she wants him dead. You know, I, and I think that the evidence is all there. But again, you're the expert. Personally, I think that that motivation is there. But what I think she's doing is pushing Alec towards a natural death instead of just killing him. Because normally when you see a wife kill a husband, which we,

More and more, as it comes out, there's a lot of trial runs. There's always, like, you know, the guy feels sick. They go on, they go, and she makes him a special dinner. Yeah, you just put a little bit of, like, you know, cyanide on top. And you got to see if he notices. You got to figure out the measurements. I honestly think that she knows that she has his ass by the short hares. Oh, yeah.

Because of the publicity nightmare that the divorce will be. For him. Yeah. For him specifically. Please. Please get a dog and passenger. People don't really even understand about divorce. One of, I think, one of the worst things about the whole process is that it all enters into public record.

So then when you go, like, all she has to do is like, let me send you that one text you sent me. Uh-huh. You know what I mean? All I have to do is say like, oh, because if we've noticed one thing about Alec Baldwin's language around his family, we know. Ooh. And he's, let's see the words intense communicator. Yeah. That's one way to describe him.

He's a piece of shit. And so he's definitely sent some questionable text. He's definitely left some questionable voicemails that are currently sitting on her phone like uranium in the basement of the Congress that is waiting for her to unleash. She's going to unleash them the second he wants out. And then she's going to pay. She's going to take his money and she's going to just. Take all the kids.

She's going to take every last bit of him. She'll take every last bit of him. And he's stuck. And I will. watch it. I'm going to watch every single episode of it and really hate myself moment by moment as I do it, but I will say, I've got a hot flash baby this year round. I got a hot flash I spent it tonight. I'm bringing in an article that is just for you, Henry Zabrowski. I don't have manipause. Anti-aging pills for dogs certified as effective by the FDA. Did you not send this to Natalie? I didn't send this to Natalie. This is very, nope. I did. I did. I didn't. I did.

not said this said Adelaie? Wow, so you already know. Do you have a Google alert for anti-aging pills for dogs? I mean, because up to this point, I thought what we would do is get younger dogs, slaughter them for their blood, give them to the older dogs. See, I thought you would slaughter them for their skin, and then you wrap the older dog in the younger dog's skin. No, I love Karmie's fur.

Yeah, but that's why you keep the skin in the fur. No, the only thing keeps the fur alive is the blood. The blood has to be fresh. The blood keeps the fur alive. That's what he's always, he breaks into the veterinarian's office and just. Blood cheats and they just go, yes, sir, yes. You need more dog blood in this establishment? Whatever you say, sir.

I just actually. I have several coolers full of dog blood, fresh young, chitzu blood. Good, young, make them younger. I just thought of you talking to the person in your veterinarian's office when you were talking about giving your dog's filler. And the woman that genuinely thought. meant it. Where'd you get that? When I had said, because the lady, we were in the vet and we were there with Wendy,

and Wendy has her Mohawk dyed purple because we're childless. And we had her on our laps. And this lady's like, oh, my God, where'd you get her hair done? And we're like, it's a local, very nice, a nice groomer. Salon for dogs where they. A salon for dogs. She goes, and then the woman was like, oh my God, that would be amazing. Do you think they do dog facial hair?

Because she's just getting so white. And I just want my dog to, I want her to be young. I want her to look young. Natalie and I, Natalie did a good job because Natalie didn't react. And I just was like, actually, you know, if you're really interested, we've been getting the Wendy's filler person has been incredible. Like you wouldn't know it. but Wendy's like 17 years old.

And she stared at me. And I was like, I just, whatever. I just love that I do feel like she thought that you meant it. Because in Los Angeles, it's the beautiful part about living here is that, man, lots of crazy people here. We're just in a suspended state of delusion. Yeah. Which is really kind of nice in a way. I don't miss, I don't miss sometimes how forcibly real are the people.

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where we'll be taking your calls live on air. Help us help you figure out Who's the bitch? Well, I'm going to tell you this. Speaking of aging gracefully, how do you feel about the fact that Merrill Streep and Martin Short are officially dating?

Officially dating. Officially dating. But apparently it's allegedly official. I don't know if you've been following this. Oh, I have been. I've seen the... Why do you... You look a lot sadder than I thought you were going to be. Because, honestly, I won't believe it until I see him fucking.

You want the tape. You won't. You watch the tape and you want it. I need the tape. I need them to be in one of those. Adam, what's the name of that director who did the... What was it with the super intense lesbian movie where you see the full... Love Lies Bleeding. Now that one.

Yes. I want to see Martin Short and Meryl Streep remake. Blue's the warmest color. The opposite spectrum of that. So just like from, you know, the early too young to the too old. They're not too old luck. Martin Meryl Love Lives Bleeding is a great idea though. Put him in the ring. I want to watch them suck each other's parts. Put him in the ring. I'd love to see them do full penny. Uh-huh. Yeah. Because then I know she's a real actress and she'll do it. But Martin Short deserves it. I do. There's a little part of me that it's like, I'm so glad they found a genuine love.

And I do think that that is really wonderful. I think it's wonderful to show that you can get butterflies and find new energy no matter what age you're at. But what a mistake in a way, because this is his shot to have been with Selena Gomez. I think that if he had loomed in on her and because what's his name? Are you about to be anti-Benny Blanco because we are pro-Benny Blanco here on the show? I think Benny Blanco is fine. Why do you say it like that? That's where I land to.

I don't think we should be calling him Ugo over. Over and over is where I stand. Everyone's like, look at that hideous man. No, he's a rich musician. He's not, he's old-fashioned. You know, I like about Benny Blanco is the fact that he is kind of ugly and his talent makes up for it. And that's the key.

That's power. I love Betty Blanco. I think Benny Blanco is great. Until I hear the gations or hear something otherwise, they just put out this song together. Well, that's too far. That's too far. It is such an adorable song. Well, then I'm out.

Now I hate it. Now I'm out. You have a producer. your brother to be here. He's a music producer. You don't like it when families collaborate, Henry? Whoa. I hate it.

And honestly, it's a liability. Now, I think one of the biggest issues... Oh, yeah, you want to see me on the inch? We're all, you know... But I would imagine, okay, like, yeah, sure. But Martin Short is definitely better than Benny Blanco. Oh, I mean, it depends on what...

Martin Short. What are you comparing? What are you comparing? MJ, ask yourself to Benny. Blanco. Okay. Martin Short. Yeah.

Who's going to eat you? I'm better. Mark Short or Benny Blanco. Martin Short. No. In his name. You don't think he doesn't eat pussy? I'm sure he does, but I'm going to say.

Oh, I must say. Oh, that's what he does while he's eating your pussy. Yeah, he plays Ed Grimley. He does that at Grimley. I'm going mental. I don't want Ed Grimley to eat my pussy. You're not a real comedy fan. I guess not.

Man, that's hard because I don't want it to be Benny Blanco. I do want to choose Martin Short. but I've watched so many hours of only murders, and I love him, but I don't long for him. You know what I mean? I think that if anything, if I had to choose between any of the three people on that cast to eat me out, I would probably choose Steve Martin,

which feels hurtful to even say. It hurts me. That sentence shouldn't be said into a microphone. Steve Martin, to be honest, it's got to be a stingy lover. Why? He's a thinky comedian. But he's a banjo player. Comedians, banjo players.

They know to use their fingers. But that's it. Okay. Only on the banjo? Yeah, I'm saying, again, first of all, harmonica players. Second of all, Steve Martin is a, I'm just going to leave it at that. I don't know if you want to blow that hard. You'd be like, oh my God.

I'd be like less of that, less of whatever it is that's happening right now. Stop wooing into my pussy like it's a bullhorn. Thinking about Bob Dylan while you're down there. You know. Yeah, dear. I got to see. They give this new grass on these pruning stove. Oh, my God.

That's if you're shaved. Yeah, I thought that was Timethe. Yeah, this is good. I was trying to work on my, I want to switch from young Bob Dylan to the, I know. This is the old Bob Dylan. Man, you're so good at both of them. I just feel like Timothy, Shammala, him a ding-dong is like he's in the room. I'd like to thank the government will give me an award for making talk songs.

How do you feel about Shamelama Ding Dong? What do you mean? How do you, because there's this story that came out. He is skinny. I think he's skinny. I think he's skinny and that's why people think he's a good actor. You don't like tiny actors. You have a...

No, I do like tiny actors. I like Alan Cumming. Okay. Martin Short. Uh-huh. Tiny actors. But how would you feel about the sounds of bones clanging together? Gwyneth Paltrow has a lot of sex scenes with Timothy Shalameh.

I'm out. I'm out. I'm out. ...timacy coordinator to step a little back because I'd feel very stifled by that. They're full of shit. She's actually all of this PR garbage. She's stifled by the intimacy coordinator because she wants to let loose with this young.

There's literally 150 people staring at them at any time and it's so utterly anesthetic and absolutely controlled. This is completely life. All hang out. No, they barely, as far as I bet you they used AI to close the gap between their bodies. Between her eyes. Yeah, between their bodies. I don't

think that Timothy can actually physically touch another woman. I think that's how thin he is. Because, you know, I think that Timothy Shemelam and Ding Nong is a fine actor. And I think that... Did you see a complete unknown? I have not seen it yet because I don't really care for musical biopics anymore. I understand.

And it is essentially like a concert. It is literally... All the movies are bad. Wow. They're all bad. I try to watch Twisters on a plane. I had to shut that shit off. Wow.

With that handsome man, the handsome man in that movie, when he tried to act like he might be, somebody from I think is it Arkansas I was like oh yeah oh Glenn Powell I definitely just drove through Arkansas

and definitely oh man Glenn Powell's one and four yeah they're everywhere you know how those guys from Arkansas look like they got fucking filler in their eyebrows

absolutely when he shows up and he says like when I do things the old thousand way to the other lady that's just a child Daisy Edgar Jones

and how does the child know where the wind goes. And also, just little white girl is just like, I can think like the tornadoes. It's like, no, you know what? If you were Native American, I believe it for half a second. But she's British. So she knows Jack's shit about tornadoes.

Even less, she doesn't even know. They don't have weather in the UK. Okay? And she's there all 65 pounds of her just going, we will fight the wind itself. And it's like, I just don't even understand. And they're all active like tornadoes have brains. Yeah, man. And they're just like the warriors.

They're ganging up on the. human beings and it is Twisters versus humans. And I feel like, Enri, if you had just given the movie more of a chance, you could have seen how the tornadoes gang up on the human beings and how true to life that is. Do you share your sister's love of the original Twister? Again, I think it's a mostly mediocre film. Wow. I think that...

Sad for you. The nostalgia lens. I think the nostalgia lens has made it much better than it was because at the time it was considered sort of just a movie. When was the last time you watched it? I actually have not seen it all that recently. All that long ago. Oh, that's right.

We watched it right before we all went to go see Twisters, but you refused to go see Twisters. Exactly. And we saw it. Yeah, did you guys have like a sauce and twisters party or something? We did. We had a sauce and Twisters party. Thank you for remembering MJ.

That's right. We watched it back here. I remember your social schedule better than Henry. Actually, this is a perfect segue into Henry Thomas, there is a restaurant that I think we need to actually genuinely go on a brother-sister weekend to go attend. It is in Staten Island. The New York City restaurant that relies on real grandmothers in the kitchen, they bring, okay, Henry, it's our Nona's dream, come to life, that they bring in different grandmothers to Enoteca,

Marillas, Enoteca Maria, is the name of the restaurant. So they always have known as on staff. But then every week, they bring in people. Now, the person has, the chef has to be over the age of 50 and must be born in the country whose cuisine they wish to represent to qualify. So they bring in every week people from, you know, grandmothers from the Ukraine, grandmother's from Morocco. And they're all like, let me go back home. No, and before they chain these. go home.

My hand hurt. I am. It is so hot in here. No, you must keep barking. I cannot make no-no-no-overlords. They come in and they go, Ah, nothing fucking head. Hey, hey, we hold none.

We got it. All right. We got a table of four. Right. Send yokey. Come on. What do we call this? And then Gordon Ramsey comes in

with the two pieces of bread and puts it next to her. What do you call this? An idiot sandwich. No, I love this because it's like the anti-Bobbie Flay. Like Bobby Flay's whole thing is like I can make your grandmother,

like your heritage dish better than you, and I'm just going to make it not fun for you, and I'm going to ruin it for you. You're going to make your signature dish for me. You're going to lose, and then it'll make you sad every time you think about it. Also, probably the most poorly edited show in all of Food Network. Beat Bobby Flay? You ever noticed that?

Yeah. Well, I noticed they're always cutting to those people in the crowd. I want to be one of those people in the crowd. Those people, to be honest, they're not looking like they're having that much fun. No, they're trapped there. It's always like, well, you know how Bobby does it? And they all go, Yeah, yeah.

I truly hope... Low energy. It must take hours to film it. I truly hope that that is Bobby Flay. Like, you know that when you watch reality shows that if the bigger bitch you are the worst edit you get, I hope that that is just because Bobby Flay,

we all know he's genuinely an asshole. Is he? So, yes. I wave to him. He loves cats. Jackie, he loves cats. Just because you love cats doesn't mean you're a good person, MJ. He had a cat named Nacho and Nacho.

And I... Where's the cat? Now, MJ. He's dead. Where's the cat? Okay. He's dead. But that's not Bobby.

Bobby Flay is in mourning. He was talking to Ina Garten on her interview show. Be my guest with Ina Garten. And she loves this show, by the way. Look at the look of delight on Henry's face. I do you know she had a show. Oh, Henry. Say, give yourself a nice little night.

Log on to Macs. I think it's a guest. I'm going to do it tonight. I'm going to take a bath and I'm going to put on the Ina Garten show. Yes. She is actually a decent interviewer. I bet. She's charming as old get-out.

Yeah, she makes them like a chocolate cake, you know, as she'll, of course, it's like, How do we get booked? Right, good question. It's like her making things and then like it's very much like she's cooking with a child. She'll let people, like, pour in a pre-measured cup of milk, you know? But then she chats with them and she did do one with Bobby Flay and it was cute because, you know, they're talking about New York City restaurants and stuff. And then she asked about Nacho and he could like barely get through the sentence.

He loved that cat. And I'm not trying to rehabilitate Bobby Flay because I do think his entire. premise is inherently colonialist. I bet he ate the cat. I think everybody knows he ate the cat. I believe isn't it true that him and Giardella, what's her name? Didn't they have an affair?

Giaada. Giaada de lao. Yes. She broke up her marriage with, no wait, she broke up his marriage to the ADA from Law and Order SVU. Wow. Honestly, that's not, that's a pretty solid move.

Yeah. I guess. For Giaida DeLore? Yeah, to go from ADA Alex Cabot to Gata. No shade to ADA Alex Cabot. None. I feel like that's a lot of shade. MJ also, I'm going to remind you,

Pol Pot had nine cats. I see what you're saying. You're saying cats don't inherently make someone a good person. The murder is a sticker. Murdered people with his own hands. Liked cats, though. Millions of people. Just like Bobby Flee.

Pol Pot, Bobby Flay. I feel like they are synonymous. at this point. Again, Pol Pot, with that name, leaving a lot of money on the table, not having a travel show. Yeah, right. Pol Potts hot pot. Or cooking show. Oh, yeah, absolutely. I mean, it might be pretty rough. Filling up the pot

with Paul. Is it like, please feed Phil? What's that horrible show? How fucking dare you? Adam and I are huge fans of somebody feed Phil. I hate somebody feed Phil. I love somebody feed Phil. MJ, have I told you about somebody feed Phil? Phil

Rosenthal, the creator of everybody loves Raymond, there are so many seasons of somebody feed Phil. I've watched so many episodes. Henry, stop putting the thumbs down. I know you're trying to do a thumbs down like the Zoom does the thumbs down and it's not giving it to you.

It won't give it to you. You know why? Because Zoom knows you're wrong. No, I'm sorry. I'm coming in. I'm being too hater-a-d-dy. Yeah. You're being too hater-a-d-a. I would love it if you could say at least two kind things about Phil Rosenthal. the creator of everybody loves Raymond.

I think that you need to give him. Choose another subject. I'll say something nice about another subject. Give him a gift. No, I hate somebody. Okay, what about Tori Spelling? Do you have anything? Say two nice things about Tori Spelling,

daughter of Aaron Spelling. Yes. I am thankful that she has not taken any seats away from our brave astronauts. Wow. To go into space. Wow. I think that that was really good that she left that industry alone. Yeah, so Tori Spelling shouldn't be in outer space.

But just for the fact of her own generosity of not choosing for that to be her goal. I love this. Yeah. So that some other astronaut wouldn't get a seat on the ISS. Yeah. Also, I would also say thank you, Tori Spelling, for not being at January 6th. Wow. It was something that she was not there for.

What's interesting about that is that you could be right and you could easily, you know, I think that's one of those where you're not, you don't know for sure. I just know that that's, I assume, and I think that that's one of the nicest things I could say about. We are assuming. She's very unpredictable. She is. I will say I've been learning. She's gotten so skinny.

She's gotten so skinny. I have been. She doesn't drink any water. Yes. She doesn't drink anymore. But also, I need to bring this up. Now, this is, I cannot corroborate the story, but I love this story so much that I am now adding it into my own lore of Tori Spelling.

So Henry, a couple of weeks ago, you were talking about on the show, Tori Spelling had posted a picture. She was nude, and she had a towel over her butt, and the picture was, she was taking it up from above and showing behind her, and showing her seven-year-old boy giving her a massage on her, like, naked back. Lucky little boy. Just a jump right here. That's a lucky little boy.

I'd like to apply to be the little boy. Well, would you apply to be the little boy? Because according to Christine on Patreon, thank you so much, Christine. Apparently, since that story, Tori Spelling has claimed that that child, giving her the massage, is actually her father reincarnated. And how do you feel? Now, I know that maybe it's just because we're family, so I was curious how you would have. feel about that. And we know specifically that the Zabrowski family does not touch. No. No, no, no. I think that never massaged me. No. There's layers to this. No. And I have been

asking him for it for 37 years. Well, then maybe when he passes, he'll come back as a little boy that'll be so eager, so, so, so, so eager to massage your butt and be like, hey, I don't, it's me. It's fuck. Oh my God. Daddy, baby. Daddy baby, do you have strong hands? Oh, yeah, listen, you said, you want medium or you're on hard. Oh, do you want deep, blue, deep tissue? No, I definitely don't want deep tissue, but I feel like do you need to go smoke another cigarette for us, Daddy Baby? Oh, okay, as long as you've got your patches. I can make it through the hour.

I, because Christine told us about... Oh, you got a tough flow of that. Oh, yeah, yeah, this is a buffalo. You're not one with Daddy Baby. I'm a Daddy Baby. Somebody needs some mommy milk. Uh-oh. I need some mommy milk.

Uh-oh, you got to flip her over for that. I really lost a lot of time, a lot of time reading about because I heard this. And then I was like, oh, they had a bad relationship, right? And then I went down such a little time about this life of Torrey spelling. And I was like, do I need to read her memoir? Because recently we're reading The Woman and Me, MJ and I are over on the page 7 Patreon. What is the Woman and Me? The Woman in Me is Britney Spears's memoir.

Inside Britney Spears. It's the Britney Spears. Is she involved in it or is there a ghostwriter? She wrote it, man. Well, there's a ghost writer. This is a ghost writer, but. Yeah, it's quite good. But I think that unfortunately,

we're probably going to read Torrey Spelling's book now because, yeah, I think I need to know whether it's better or worse that it was her father massaging her and not her son. Yeah, it's, uh, yeah, MJ. Yeah, it's much worse. If the ghost of her, if the ghost of her, if this is indeed real and that the ghost of her father has jumped into her son. in order to touch me. I feel like this is one of the worst ghost stories I've ever heard.

I think that they need one of the Korean exorcists from the whaling. Am I bringing up the movie Chances Are again? The second time in a couple of weeks. Yes. That is, I mean, it is almost the exact story of the movie Chances Are. Hey, mommy, do I remind you of anything? Oh my God. Did you fuck me?

Oh, my Jesus Christ. Oh, I. Oh, that was too. far. God, MJ. That was too far. You've been Daddy Baby, but that was too far. Daddy Baby was just massaged.

It was platonic. Daddy Baby was looking for mommy milk from somebody else. Daddy Baby was just there to make it because he knew how to give you the proper daddy-based massage. Father-based massage. 66% of Rotten Tomatoes, which chances are. Give me a break. It's a great movie.

It's fine. Ouch. Ouch. Well, MJ's the one with kids. MJ you're the one with kids. How would you feel if your daughter, if they were massaging your top of your butt? I'm going to stop you right there. Listen.

No, listen. I would never let that happen. It's your father, Andrew. Yeah, right. Okay. So just for the sake of the thought experiment, we could all engage in this thought experiment. Would you rather have your child massage you or your father? And I think that, you're right.

It is worse. Yeah, it is. None of it is good, but father is worse. I guess I'd rather my father, though, because at least your father is hopefully of a consenting age? You know what I'll say is, why is that? No, Jackie. I also think that that doesn't work.

That doesn't hold. I just think if money is exchanged hands, it finally, it goes past all of this relationship issues into a job. And so if you give the child $5 after they massage. Yeah.

She did pay him. Oh, then that's a massage. Yeah. That's a masseuse. He's just working for, you know, you got to get an allowance somehow. Do you remember it used to be the big trope of like a great.

grandmother or grandfather giving you a quarter to massage their feet or whatever. Like it used to be a thing. I remember that from the movie like Uncle Blanc. But that was like a thing that people used to. That was like a common, like that was a trope for a reason. Also Selma, Patty and Selma and the Simpsons. Yes. Yes. And it was a. Make the kids.

So I weirdly think this is in the cultural like. Wheelhouse. It's in there. It's hard for us to know since we both come from fans. that don't embrace or touch. Whether. Father shouldn't be massaging any one member of the family but mommy. I think that's correct.

I dare I say children shouldn't be massaging their adult parents. Yeah. Again, it depends on where it is. Yeah. Sometimes, I mean, like Natalie is my external backscratcher. Right? Her, one of her main functions. Who's your internal backscratcher?

That's called bourbon. But Natalie, job is one of her truly main jobs as a wife is at a moment's notice, she must drop what she's doing and scratch me. Because there are parts to me I can't get to. Yeah. And so I do understand that a child could be used to get to a specific muscle grouping. I feel like we should start hanging you by your arms, see if your arms grow longer,

and then you can just rely on yourself. No, I don't like it. You sometimes use the court, the wall. Yeah, like a bear. Yeah. Wow. I want to be like you. I would like to see you, you know, hard at work and then you just stand up and start rubbing yourself against the wall.

Like a dog. Normally it's also, and then it's always when I'm struggling with my Charmin. Yeah. Because that's what's hard is that when I'm all caked up back there, it's just so hard to scrape it off against the tree. I thought you have a toilet that takes care of all that for you. I'm just doing the extended Charmin bears. Yeah. Just bit.

I'm actually extreme. You probably are at a postage. Post-Charman world with your toilet. To be honest, you could, oh, I'm way post-Sharman. Oh, oh, yeah. I legitimately, you could take a picture of my bottle. I don't want to. And you'd just think it would be, you'd think it was a belly button.

I have heard that about him, and I'm going to have to ask other people to make sure that it's Adam. If you want to. If you want to. If I could get Torrey Spelling's father to jump into another child. This is the thing, because then as long as it's just Torrey Spelling's father and he shows up little smoking jacket on going like, hey, hello. It's me, Aaron Spelling. I mean, hey, hello there.

They had a full room in their mansion just for cutting flowers. She apparently lived, like, Tori Spelling lived there for two years and she didn't see the whole house. Like, he had such, Aaron Spelling had such insane money. To a point that Tori Spelling has even been like, I was embarrassed by how rich we were. And it's like, what? That's a different. level of money.

I think she's a fucking monster. No, she's really ruined a lot of it ever since. You know who I do feel bad for? Jenny Garth. Why? Where's Jenny Garth at? I'm sure she's looking real tight somewhere. She was my favorite.

Why is she now? Where's her deal? What's Jenny Garth doing now? I'm going to guess she has a podcast. Shannon Doherty's dead now, right? This is a Melrose Place reference? Yes. I think so.

90210. Yeah, yeah. Because I mean... What is Jenny Garth doing? Oh, yeah, her. I remember her. Yeah? Oh, yeah. You remember her. She's doing something. She's... In 2024, I can see your voice.

She just did a... She's doing a bunch of, like, cons and stuff like that. Oh, so she's just making that cash. She's doing that cash. Yeah. Good for her. But she's not acting acting? Mm-mm. What a waste. What a waste of breasts. Right, Henry?

Jackie said it. I said it. You didn't say it. No, I was going to talk about Chloe Kardashian. Once hid under Chris Jenner's bed while she was having... sex and she's just talking about this story now and I feel like you're just family stories. They're all families having sex stories. Well, this is unfortunately a lot of what the stories are.

I mean, why is it like this? That's not true. I miss Chet Hanks. I think Chad Hanks. Again, do you see what he came up? Do you see what they said about how his new acting job? Running point. Running point.

I made this prediction on side stories. I believe I did. And then we've talked about it since. Chad Hanks is going to prove to be the actual talented member of the Hanks family. Whoa. He is going to come forward. He is going to, I'm putting it right now. I'm submitting this.

You can call this an official Henry Zabrowski betting position. You can't say this now, though, because he's already doing it. He is going to be nominated for an Oscar in the next 10 years. Wow. Well, I don't know. I know. I know he's going to be. I'm going to make a movie.

I'm rooting for you to be right because I want to root for him. I, I, I, because Colin Hanks is fucking whatever. He's mediocre. I know, you don't like the good son. You like the bad son. It's because he's mediocre. Colin Hanks is just a nothing burger. He's a bad, he's nowhere near as good at his father.

He's got a stupid face. And he's just not quite there. He's not quite what we need him to be. Chet Hanks is kind of what we're all asking for. We love a redemption story. We love somebody that has natural raw talent that doesn't have everything kind of handed to them. He's the type of person that is. I mean, he has had a lot.

Well, he had to go to one of those wilderness schools. He was sort of like, oh my God, did they do that? Did they like disappear in the nights? Oh, dude, MJ, you got to start watching some of these. Maybe I haven't been. They have tried to scrub all of the stuff that Tom Hanks, everybody's favorite, who I do love. I love Tom Hanks. I don't care that he eats babies to stay young.

I love Tom Hanks. I just think that there's a little bit of a light scrub talking about how they try to deal with him as a kid. because he was a problem king. I believe it. I'm always ready to believe that there's something just a little sinister about Tom Hanks. I think that is a me problem, but I'm glad to hear that you also believe it too. You know what it is?

It's about, it's kind of what we've just been covering because we're all up these Mormons, buts just we're constantly doing all these. There is a thing that happens when someone is extremely concerned with keeping up appearances, where on some level, it does enter into a callous, like we have to the ends justify the means Tom Hanks must stay pristine

Yeah so you got to This whole family collapses If Tom Hanks is not both A perfect man and a perfect actor Yeah So the Chet Hank stuff Has to be buried Yeah send that kid to the woods

Yes we gotta got we gotta just get He's a problem Yeah right He's talking Jamaican He's doing a lot of cocaine That is a problem to be fair We're having a problem with him And so we just want to handle him

But they don't want to get to the root why he's talking Jamaican. And it's the reason why he is is because he's uncomfortable with being himself. He doesn't know who Chet Hanks is. So sometimes you've got to Bumaclott your way out of being a sad man. Well, we try

not to, but you know, it's working for Chatt. Boomaclott. Boa McClot is okay because there are white Jamaicans. But you have to remember that it's specific. I'm just saying. It's just a truth. Bumaclott is across the board.

Anybody can boom a clot their way out of a bad day. If you're feeling really sad, and I would actually try to do this alone, is that if you're sad, hit a big hard boom a clot, you're going to feel better. But Chet Hanks was chasing that high, and he got burnt by it. He did get burnt, but also, MJ highly recommend checking out the Chet Hanks interview with Channel 5, even though I know Channel 5 ended up being a grabber and that sucks, but it is a great interview, but also watch the Chet Hanks' Z-Way interview as well. It really does provide, you know, a little platform.

I know a lot of people are upset that he was even given a platform to be able to explain himself. Well, the people don't like the idea that he was like being kind of anti-vax, but it's shit, Hanks, y'all. Are we really going to- He also has some domestic disputes in the past. He's a troubled man. Yeah. He's a troubled guy. I am just saying he's a better actor than he's a person. and he's the more talented hangs.

That's all I'm saying. I'm not saying he's a better person. I don't think anybody is good. I like that. I like that take. I think that is what it's like, so what you're saying is that humanity should really just go down to his level.

No, it's just understand how many of us are should go, have walked this life so purely. Wow. Wow. That we cannot be touched. Where something like Chad Hanks is like, yeah, he's got a lot of work to do.

Like, let he who has never done a patois cast the first stone. Is that what you're saying? Basically. Basically. He's because for a Chen Hanks didn't know. He didn't know. He didn't know. He definitely knows. I absolutely love that he really had no idea.

I do believe that he didn't think white supremacist would pick up on white boy summer. White boy summer. I really believe that. He legitimately thought he was. Simple man. Simple man. He's stupid. He's not.

He's extremely stupid. He is, yeah. Yes. And you guys have to remember, though, that being stupid is an extremely important quality of a very good actor. Yeah. Because the best actors, if you meet, I mean, I mean the actual best actors, when you talk to them, they're not, they're not, they're not, the reason why they're great actors, they're not really good being themselves. Daniel DeLuess, he wears a big floppy beach hat. And he's got these, like, and you go to talk to him.

And he's just like, you know, there's really, Daniel DeLuis is a man, is. not particularly very interesting. He's an incredible actor, though. He shapeshifts. Yeah, he has to enter the spirit of Abraham Lincoln and then he's interested. Didn't shower the entire time. I don't know if that's true, but it would make sense

if he hadn't. I just think he just smells like that. Yeah. You don't think he don't look like a smelly guy? No, he's definitely a smelly guy. He's so talented that he can get away with being smelly. It's one of those, I feel. Like Brad Pitt.

Exactly. It's apparently super smelly. Very, very smelly. Now, before we got to the list, since we have you here, Henry, and I know you are again, the true, true crime guy, do you have any of these searing hot takes on what happened with Gene Hackman

and his wife? Actually, my only take with Gene Hackman is it's just dumb. It's extremely sad how much one can accumulate in this world and make it and still die alone as a mummified corpse 10 days after your death.

Hell yeah, shoot her the stars. You'll land among the accolades You can be the most celebrated performer ever and you can still die like a dog in the street So I think that that's what I learned That's my main auntie.

Yeah, that's awesome But it's taught me Again, live life to the fullest Don't leave anything on the dance floor Or leave it all on the dance floor Depends except with the ratchet The ratchet you got to be careful That you leave that off the dance

Super fucking careful How did she get Hunter virus. It is a very, it's probably due to the fact that they had several pieces of old farming properties on the, on there. And I'm certain that they had a rat administration. And she, when the symptoms obviously started, she thought it was like the flu. Yeah.

She did not know what it was. We now know that she definitely called the doctor in probably the hours before she died. After she was dead. After she was dead. According to, just for everyone, if case you're curious, it was saying that she, I believe, was February 11th. 11th was the date of most likely death, but apparently her doctor said that she called on February 12th. But it also shows that, but the main thing is also reminding our audience that the forensic sciences are still mostly a guessing game. Yeah.

It's really all you can do is guess. When we locked down to this, Jackie and I meet before the show, Jackie said, so how do you think she called the doctor after she died? And she deadpaned it so much that I was like, I think she probably hadn't died. And Jackie was like, no, I don't know. She probably hadn't died yet. I think you was probably a mistake on the timeline. No way. I think she came back.

She zumbified, then mummified, bitch. She'd been busy. I'm impressed. Are you saying that it's girl boss like? Yes. In order that she church her and turn herself into a mummy? Yes, bitch. Can't kill me.

I'm still making an appointment. That's what I mean. You can't stop me. I'm too busy being feminism. She's still in charge of the house, but it is time for the list. Oh, sure. Who's on the list? Me.

Gotta have that list. Celebrity side projects that were confusing and insane. Whoa, yay. Jeremy Renner's app. Whoa, yeah. That's my favorite. I love the Jeremy Renner app. It's so, I love the Jeremy Renner app.

It took him to die and come back to realize that he shouldn't do the app. Will you remind me what the app, what the goal of the app was? It was just a Jeremy Renner based social media app. That is literally all it was. It was an app that you could purchase to go talk to other Jeremy Renner heads. Oh, yeah. The Jeremy Renner lifestyle. Oh, yes.

And it was just because we all know, guys, Hawkeye, worst of the entire Avengers. Yeah. We're a superhero. Yeah. And all of them. And he was it. And he felt, I honestly feel like that he kind of felt like that. I think Jeremy Renner was one of those guys that had worked very hard.

and then he got Hawkeye and I bet you he thought, because I've heard some inside baseball about him where he's like, he lives in this mansion, he has this like recording studio that he just lives in because his thing is too

is that he's a big musician. And I think that there was a bit of a, he had a thing in his head, like an ego kind of snap where it was like, I got all this way, I'm on the Avengers, but I'm not the coolest one.

Right. I'm the leftovers of the Avengers. Everybody else is talking about Mark Ruffalo and Thor and all the other Robert Downey Jr. sucking the oxygen out of the room. And he's just like...

He's the one with the arrows. Who cares? Jeremy Renner. And so then he's like, well, I'll make an app. Everybody's fans of me. He's going to talk about me. And then all of a sudden, somebody just decided to fucking kill him with a snowplow.

And then he went all the way to heaven and back. He did. And he's now understanding, maybe it's okay that I'm Hawkeye. No, I think he made it all the way to heaven and back because he made it through all of the harassing. and bullying, apparently he received after opening the app. Yeah, because it was a dumb idea.

Some people have to understand that bullying is society trying to correct. It is not just attacking you, Jeremy Renner. It was a bad idea. Nobody liked it. And that just called audience tells you sometimes something you don't want to hear. I hear it every week. I make somebody upset. Every week.

I just feel like you're not celebrating Wednesday enough because that's what he refers to Wednesdays as happy Wednesdays. to everybody. So for those that celebrate Happy Rends Day to you, I hope that you enjoy your just regular Wednesday. It's Ruse Day. Oh, oh. It's Rousday. At the last podcast network, we celebrate Ruse Day.

It's also for Jeremy Rennar, though. Ryan McKnight made a theme song for U-Porn. Wait, what is Brian McKnight? It's the guy that did, this is how we do it. No, that's Montel Williams? I know, it's the, uh, the, back at one. Do you like a, Dream come to three.

Make me to see. You're the only one for me. And five. Repeat lips, one through three. Yeah, yeah, that one. Yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah. That's a great song.

That's a great. He's perfect. I'm glad you're here, Henry. I couldn't have done that. You know, what's funny is that, do you say that that's bizarre and stupid. I think that's actually right on the money. Somebody's got to do it.

There's exactly who you'd pay to write this thing for you, porn. So he's known for Back at One, which he tells how he will. woo his lady by repeatedly assuring her she is the only one for him. That's all you got to do. Generously demonstrating his ability to count to four. It is amazing. He does count to five.

But now he does count to five. But now he's tired of the respectful act and wants to make the baby making implications a little more explicit, very explicit. What do you mean? It's extremely explicit. His latest tunes... All of his songs are about having sex with a woman in a bath. Well, think about the name of this song.

If you're ready to learn, and in parentheses, how your pussy works, is the name of the song that he made for you, porn. Wait a second, is that like a teaching guide? I think so. Is he a scientist? You might want to check it out. I feel like... First, you gotta open them holes to sweep them curtains

out. Yeah, man. Oh, yeah. You've got to put that dick in because you are now, you're gonna be fucking five. I just say... Repeat steps one, two, three, let me show you. I'm so glad, though. And you're coming into me. Yeah, that's it, Henry.

But here's the thing, I just love it. Because according to the lyrics of this song, thank God Brian McKnight is here because the chorus is, let me show you how your pussy works. Okay, thank you, mister. Since you didn't bring it to me first, I got lots of things to show you if you're ready to learn. Oh, wow.

Let me show you how the pussy works. I mean, bet you didn't know it could squirt. I have lots of things to show you if you're ready to learn. I love it. I just love it. When a person that doesn't have a vagina tells me how to enjoy my vagina. I'm like, thank you, Brian McKnight.

If it wasn't for Brian McKnight, how would I know how to do it? Can I offer a slight male perspective here? Please hit me. I will say, if you're going to ask one guy, though, it's Brian McKnight. Yeah, you might know how to do it. One person that would put his penis where his mouth is.

It's Brian McKnight. That's Marilynne. Yes. You're right. I'm sorry when he got the ribbon. Yeah. Yeah. Thank you.

You're welcome. But you know what I'm saying in terms of if you're going to ask any man to talk about the vagina? Yeah. I think that he would know. I don't think that to me, I understand it sounds aggressive when you just read the lyrics like that. Very, very scary. But when you're singing in it, I think that it feels less aggressive. I think that this is, that this, what even showing,

Clicking on this link in the workplace could constitute workplace sexual harassment, Jackie. No, it's work. I am nervous about opening this. Rob looks up horrible stuff during side story. I am going to open this just to see if we can hear the viewpoint song. He tried to show Eddie who Amaranth was and all this stuff from Amaranth came up. And then eventually just got to a point where like, just take, we have to, this has to stop. Like these has to get off the computer.

Are you even able? I won't let me open the link. I think because I'm in a law office, they know that I can't open it. It's not okay. You got to get a VPN. We actually now do, we are advertising for Express VPN. That's how you do it. You can watch as much porn at work as you want.

Really? I'm so glad that Brother Boss is letting me know how to watch as much porn. I was trying to not bring up porn but watch the... Yeah, where's the song? I think it's difficult to find without porn. And I am in my place of work sitting next to my brother, so I don't really want to pull up porn just in case. I am going to also say this is that as a neutral person aside of all this is that I've been on review porn, that long ago and I don't remember hearing a theme song.

No, and apparently this was years ago, but... Yeah, this is old. It does say, though, that it does exist. One, boz you got to let me see that bum, too. I'm gonna see that poo. Yeah. You know it's playing to see. Squared is not only just pee-he.

Wow. We should be making you porn songs. Make it into a family business. They call me Brian McDade. Yeah, I'm a white Brian McKnight. Don't. My job is to make it sexy to be Midwestern again. Is this all because of all the Chet Hank's love?

Is this that you feel like that you can do this now? I'm bullish, not white. No, but what about the fact that, you know, we know that Matthew Perry and Jennifer Anderson, remember they made that Windows 95 tutorial that was really weird? That was fine. That was like. But this actually makes me think of you, Henry,

because I did buy a strap for Henry that he could strap. to his face to make his neck jiblet smaller. Oh, I remember you to do that. It hurt. And it did hurt. But apparently, Cristiano Ronaldo loves his face exerciser. It looks like he's got a seagull in his mouth. It does look like there's a seagull inside of his mouth.

And it looks like he's putting a ball gag in that has these like wings on it, that he's flapping up and down. But he uses it. Yeah, he's getting mouth rammed by Iago. It's a ball gag with wings. Yes, that's what it looks like. No, it is the facial fitness pal. Go, go, go, go, go, go, go.

And this is how he keeps his naturally high cheekbones. And I think that you might want to get into this, Henry, because I've been thinking your cheekbones getting a little saggy. I don't want to get throated by it. Why? I don't want this. I want this. Who is that? Everyone's, all the Instagram ads are telling me to guasha.

And I'm too late. What's guasha? You scrape, you scrape the, the fern thing. the fat off of your face with this little squeege. And apparently it's lymphatic drainage and it gets your face fat away. You're not actually fat. It's all water

according to this beautiful woman on my ad. You know, I'm not saying it's lies. It's just... Interesting. When did it start? I guess that's what it is. I just watched the whole thing on the Egyptians and I guess it kind of did technically start there. And there's a lot of things they do believe there is a wisdom

amongst the ancients. Right, I do believe that if you look into the ancients, there's stuff that they were closer to the source of the beginnings of humanity, and maybe they have some deeper ideas of what we're here for. Is that where you're going to be saying when you're watching the Meryl Street, Martin Short, fuck tape? Oh, yeah, no, I'll be going like, oh, yeah, Marty. Oh, I must say.

I just think that. Is that your Merrill Streetball fucking impersonation? No, there's still Ed Grimley. She's not dating Ed Grimley. she's dating? Yeah she is. Yeah, she is. And if she doesn't,

if she can't accept that she's in a relationship with Ed Grimley, then I think he should walk. Yeah. Wow. If she can't handle him at Ed Grimley,

then she can't handle dating a fucking comedian. She's with all these fucking serious-ass guys. He's going to come in there. He's going to do bits. Oh, I think that she can handle it. I think that if, I think that she's read,

if you see the chemistry betwixt them and only murders, I think that she I think that he has proven... No, he's crushing... Yeah. He's crushing that bee. He's proven himself...

Yeah, he's slapped... To be worthy of our respect. And she has proven herself to be worthy of our comedic respect. He's been Jim and glicking her hardcore. Hell yeah, man. Glicking it up and glicking it right. But I love her.

I love them. And I love elderly love. But how do you feel about Bob Dylan promoting women's underwear? And do you want to watch in a Victoria's Secret commercial? You can just go ahead and you don't have to worry about. plugging it up. For some reason,

he was, they just kind of drop him into a Victoria's secret commercial. There's just these sexy women wearing their underwear and the big angel wings and Bob Dylan's just kind of

strolling in the background. This is like tiny mustache era of Bob Dylan too. Down here. How does it feel? How does it feel? We're not your panties. I can ask you, when you're wearing them wings,

are you some kind of pigeon? That's why are these pigeons in the show? I don't understand. I got to. I saw a little bit of that girl's poophole. She needs coverage. Yes, she needs some coverage. She needs coverage like a bridge over troubled water.

That was in 2004. No one wants to think about Bob Dylan in 2004 staring at the Pussies of Angels. You'd really be surprised. Would I? Yeah. I feel that Bob Dylan appeals to a type of person and that there is somebody that would be sexually excited by this. I mean, I'm sexually excited by a young Bob Dylan. I'm disturbed that he's this old in 2004 and yet got much older.

Much older. Much older. Oh, yeah. So much older. God forgot about me. Yeah, I certainly think God did forget about you. The God don't want me back because they said that there's too many songwriters. Last but not least.

Looking up. Stevie Nix. He can't get the Nobel Prizes from everyone. The what? Nobel Prizes. Oh, yeah, he didn't even show up to accept the Nobel Prize. I had a sneeze. Yeah, I bet, yeah, something else to do.

I could not know I was embarrassed myself a bit of a hay fever. Stevie Nix modeled for a self-defense manual. That's awesome. This is awesome. In 1983, Nix's bodyguard, Bob Jones, told her he was working

on a book about self-defense, and she jumped in with a squirt's a twirling. When she asked what she could do to help, he suggested she model for the accompanying photos. This was clearly a joke. At this point in her career,

Nick's famously refused to do photo shoots of any kind, having recently turned down $250,000 offer, which took months of negotiation, but then she's just in these pictures Because it's not going to be blasts everywhere. You're not going to be picked apart.

It's so much more fun to do this. She's not used, like, it's not going to be used against her. It's just like a nice fun thing that she did to help. And everyone crawls up her booty hole about their personal relationships anyway. Can I ask about this? So Lindsay Buckingham is now back into the band. They're hanging out again. They're touring again.

So now everybody, I was watching a couple of clips of people making a lot of hay out of them doing this sort of like, you could see the tension. on stage and they're doing this. They're fighting on stage while singing. And there's a little part of me that thinks that it's all a work. That it's really just a, it's just they've incorporated into the stagemanship and it's not actual fighting that they're using it as like as a way for the audience to think it's fun. As someone that has seen them perform on stage, I think that they are just singing toward,

like I feel like this is the kind of thing like, you know, it's like if you've been doing the show and singing the songs, they've just sang the songs like that. And they're because they said that she changed. one of the lyrics to be like, I'm still blah, blah, blah, but then there's a part of, in terms of people like, oh, you could see the shows that this is her protesting on the inside that Lindsay Buckingham's in there. And I was like, well, there's a little part of me that also thinks

she just messed up the lyric. You never know, but I will say, when I did see them, there is a portion where Stevie sings her solo stuff, and then there's a Porsche at him. And then there's a portion where Lindsay sings his solo stuff, you know, also, but at her. And they're playing it up. They're playing it up.

They're definitely playing up. But also, I mean, in my brain, I could cut the fucking tension with a knife because you know they still fucking hate each other. Yeah, Lindsay Buckham's not a good man. No, he's a bad person. And he was really, really, really bad to her. And she still has to fucking deal with his ass. Because of money. He held us.

No. It's Holiday Road, Jackie. Whoa, that's what it is. No. No. No. Holiday Road. See, I feel like Holiday Road

holds families together. It does. It's time for a different song. Oh. Well, it's more of a chant. I think I'm going. Blind. Items.

Ah, we can't see. Henry, this. We have to guess, Henry. This is. And then you get to try. By the way, I didn't even bring up the fact that Henry has been sitting in front of a bunch of snacks. And we save the snacks till the very end, because we have to make. make sure you've been good this entire time, but also to not desperately hurt all of the people that have misophonium.

Oh, yes. Oh, without. So we are hearing the prize of the misophonics and misophonics. And first, you have to listen to these blind items. Okay, ready for us. And I'm guessing that this is going to be a bit of a sister heavy lifting session for you. But who knows? Maybe you'll surprise us.

It always is. He doesn't like to use his ankles anymore. I need to. be carried. And I just drag him on the ground, drag him on the ground. That's what a sister is for. This permanent A-List singer has enough money where she won't ever have to perform again. But that won't be the case if she keeps giving out huge chunks in loans to her boyfriend. Oh, no. All right, so who's got a loan? It better not be Selena Gomez. I think there's a part of me. MJ, it better not be fucking Selena Gomez. Permanent A-Lis Cis. A-Lis. A-Lis.

singer it is not Selena Gomez. She does not have enough money to never perform again. Don't worry about that. Yeah, that's true. No, no, no, no. I think that permanent A-list means older. I'm going to say share. Oh, Henry! That's a great yes, it is. Yes, it is Cher. I was meant to be like, because she's got a younger boy.

She does, but also, I was trying to think who had younger boyfriends and who would give money away because Mariah Carey would never do shit like that. No, no, no, no, no, no. Chair, though, would. I could see her. I could see her doing it because of her, you know what's kind of funny would clude me in was the, it wasn't very good, the Howard Stern share

interview, but it's like, because she really, like, was not happy with Howard Stern from back in the day, so she came at him hard, and which is kind of funny because he's such a fucking, he's so weak now, but she was a, the way she talked about it, was literally like, it's my money, I don't give

a shit, I spend a bunch of it. I don't care. I am a rich man. I mean, she, since the beginning, she can do whatever the fuck she wants. She's got plenty of money. And he's 38. We all know that this day and age, 38-year-olds, they don't have any money. You know the only thing about 38-year-olds, too,

is that people don't, like, that's good and tight for her. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Also keep him happy. She wants to keep them tight. She wants to make sure he gets his skin treatments. You want to make sure he goes to the fancy gyms.

Make sure he does all the stuff. So that's what you got to do. You've got to maintain him. Keep them tight. All right. Well, item number two, as much as the two A-minus list actresses hate each other, they did at least show up to the premiere together.

No such love. with the two leads of the Disney movie. Oh, Snow White. There are four names. So, yeah, it's what's her name? It's the girl that is Snow White, Galgadat, the Mossad agent. And you have, what's her name, the friggin' Ariana. And Cynthia.

So you're right about Snow White, Rachel Ziegler, and Galgado do seem to hate each other because they did not show up to their premiere together. Which is because Galgadot is literally, a member of the Massad and Rachel Ziegler has just been literally as, I don't know what her deal is. But also though, Henry, I will say...

The fact that they're doing CGI dwarves counts me out anyway. A lot of people, a lot of people are very upset. Disney adults, I will. Disney adults are very upset. Very, very upset. It's all of us. Peter Dinklage is upset. People are upset.

People are upset. People are upset. Money out of people's pockets. He took money out of humans' pockets. Yes, they might be playing magical dwarves. but it's not like we're bowling them in between takes. It's not like we're taking them out there and fucking put little like Lollipop Guild outfit on them and making them spin signs by the highway. They're going to make good money.

The snow white is one of these rare examples where people are upset from both the right and the left and randomly in between. Everybody's upset. Where does the adults fall? These guys need money. You think these little people actors get work all day? Also, on top of everything, Henry, you should look at the TikToks of the compilations of Galgado's lines in Snow White.

Like, I will have an apple for you. That it is so. You will not wake up. It is so funny. I am the scary witch. I never want to want you sleeping. I do feel like it is not that I should make one of her, like at least her accent is not a hilaria accent.

But the way she's acting, it does seem like her accent is fake because her acting is so bad. She could, um, I'm going to. to say that she didn't want to to do it for the characters you could have not. You know what I mean? Yeah. She's not a good enough actor. No, no, no. She's doing that. We're the other two. We actually, this came up in a previous blind, Jackie. Two other actresses who might hate each other.

Who are... Sidney and Zendaya. Oh, no, but good guess. Wow. Interesting choice. They are doing Euphoria 3 right now. I'm talking about two women. One of them, everybody in Hollywood seems to hate her right now. Oh, it's Blake Lively and Anna Kendra. Oh, yes. Correct. Wow, Henry, two for two. He's doing it. This had, you got, I mean, that one had two for in it.

So you're three for three. All right. Last but not. And Anna Kendrick still, I forgot her less. I can see her face. Her name, I can never remember. There's something about her. She's another anonymous white woman like Blake Wife.

It is. Like I kind of just like, oh, yes. They're all the same. Blake Lively is this most indistinct. They're all the same. Blake Lively is such a paper cutout of a human being. that her as an actress is such... She is forgettable.

A waste of time that I can't even imagine. I often think I'm about to see Lily Reinhart and get excited, and then I realize it's... Of that crew, I would try to choose... Like, I'm trying to think which one's a truly fantastic actor. I would say, you know, of that crew that should have been doing anything that they're doing ever is Naomi Watts, or anything that they...

I'm trying to think of something that would be played by a light, beautiful woman. that would be even remotely interesting to watch. There are other actors. Emma Stone. I think Emma Stone is amazing. Yes. Also, you know, would change me with Zendaya because I had never seen her do anything before was Dune.

Her thing was part in Dune is so good. She's actually, that was the first time I really saw something and I was just like when she was like 25 feet high in the screen. Yeah. You're like, that's a movie star. That's somebody that fills the screen. That is somebody you go. All those euphoria people.

Yes, and I know Euphoria is not for you. I'm not asking you to watch it. Hunter Schaefer. I love Hunter Schaefer. Is amazing. I love them. They did that movie, Cuckoo, which was incredible. So, like, there are, like,

that's why I hate going into the whole, like, I'm not even trying to hate for no reason. It's just that Blake Clevely's the least talented of all of them. This could be given to anybody. And guess what they would have done? They would have made money on the movie instead of everybody just joking and jerking off each other about this drama that's going on,

that they're all manipulating and just suck again. It's just more like she's never going to work again. Yeah, well, there's lots of blinds about how Ryan Reynolds is really regretting his choices. But that's not what. Ryan Reynolds is another man. That man is his ambition. He got an anchor on him. He wants to be president of the United States of America.

Yeah, right. Yeah, things are not going to go in the way he hoped. No, he is not going to stop until he owns the satellite country. He wants to be Elon Musk. And I think that he's just, he chose the. wrong horse. Yeah. Well, let's not call white women horses, Henry. I mean, I meant metaphorically. How else is the glue going to get made? I meant metaphor. All right. Last but not least, don't believe the hype. This newly single A minus list actress slash entrepreneur is not going

to hook up with the A list actor director. This is a, this is complicated, but it's satisfying. Okay. Okay. The newly single, which I think might be rumored, not official. Okay. A minus list actress slash entrepreneur. So we've got a lady who is an actress slash entrepreneur. No. She's married to, no, she loves, she loves love. I thought she's constantly uncoupled. No, she did, but now she's remarried. Married to somebody else. Brad Fulchuk or something. Forgettable. Yeah, Bradford. Not her. Entrepreneur. Okay, but she is not going to hook up with the A-list actor director, but basically there are stories that this A-list actor-director has a bit of a crush on her.

Oh, so are they working together currently? They are not working together currently. He was just sounding off. He was just wanting it. He was just acting. He was just acting. An A-list actor-director, who we talk a lot about on this show, who is also single right now. Angelina Jolie.

No. No. She's not A-1-1-1. Is Angelina Jolie even A anymore? Or is she permanent? I think she's permanent. I think she's permanent. I think she's permanent. Okay, the A-list actor-director, Jackie, oh, how do I say it without giving it to

way? Okay, the A-list actor-director, he's sad. He's so sad. Noah Bombach. No, he's a different type of sad. He's a different type of sad. He's got his... Move to the woman.

What about the woman? Okay, the woman. She has a business. and she... Megan Markle. No, she's like... She's not an actor. She is.

If she's newly... I think that what's holding us up here is that we have not discussed the fact that she is newly single. This is several different sources reporting her as newly single. I don't think that we know that that is true. She, if she's newly single, she is very... Jennifer Gardner or Ben Affleck. Piece of shit. You got one part of it right.

Ben Affleck is the A-List actor director. Who does he have a fresh on? Oh, he was just talking about this. Oh, I just read this. It's not... He was, was you just seen with Anna DeArmis? In that guy, he was, he was somebody else. But it was, who was just, the chick he was talking about?

I feel like he's always with Jennifer Garner. No, he's just doing that for optics. He's doing that to look normal again. She, you know what? Because it's another Jennifer. Because that's right, it is another Jennifer. You're close. It's not Jennifer Lawrence.

It's not Jay-Lo. Ben Affleck would be a big step up from her husband, who is a big old piece of shit. This is going to ruin the tour. But it's Jennifer. Oh, it's Jennifer, Jessica Beal. Oh, fuck, I did the thing that I always do where I mix up the Jessica's. Oh, no, not the white ladies. It's not going to ruin the tour.

Yeah, speaking of mixing up white ladies. It's not going to ruin the tour. It's much more boring than that. It is going to ruin the diaper company. Oh, oh, what's her fucking name? You know, Rewin the. Jessica Alba. Is she a minus list?

No, she is not a minus list. Not anymore. Not anymore. What is the last thing that you can name that she was it? Bullshit, bullshit. That is a, I'm not crying bullshit upon Sue. That is a bad line. Yeah, that's a bad line right there.

Give me a break. The blinds have her listed as a minus list. I don't think so. Jessica Alba. I think at this point, she's at least B plus. She's B plus. B minus maybe? I mean, B, only.

because of name recognition alone, she was super, super famous. She was. So I think that that's one of those, that's why they think that. But you know what? In an appropriate age, utterly, that makes total sense. Yeah, it does. And the story is that he, um, let me bring it up. So Ben Affleck was making a play allegedly. Oh. He was nursing a major crush on Jessica Alba throughout the entire Jennifer Lopez marriage according to the lines. Poor Ben Affleck. You know, no,

not poor Ben Affleck. I don't know what's going on. He should not have gotten remarried to J-Lo. We're pro-flict. I like Ben Affleck. I think that it's very complex what they were trying to figure out. I actually weirdly do, like, think that they love each other. I feel, I do feel that. And I also feel that way.

J-Lo was just wasn't ready. J-Lo. Yeah. And also, I do feel that, like, I love the relationship between him and Jennifer Garner, and everybody's always like, are they going to get back together? No. Are they going to get back together? And they're both just like, we are co-parenting.

We're very good friends. We work well together. but we're going to fucking see each other all the time. It's also very pointed pictures by the paparots. Of course it is. So they catch the flash. You have to remember, too, and they take those pictures, I got papped. So this is never happened.

This is good for this show. I didn't mean to say that was such disbelief. I'm sorry. Seriously. Oh, no, no. I had the same. Oh, no. I was, I was, so I got, uh, when I, so in L.A.

There is the, there's a farmer's, I love going to the farmers. You know. You know. M.J. has heard about it because I've heard about the farmer's. Jeremy Allen White. Jeremy Allen White is always there. Have you seen him on the little train?

Oh, I've seen him on the little train. He's extremely cute. He's kids on the little train. He's all scrunched up on the train. He's just big. He always looks mad all the time. He always looks mad. I'm glad that he still looks mad even when he's with his kids.

Oh, he's so upset. It's just one of those things where it's like, light, not buddy. So I was like, we're in there. You're like, come on. You know, and so I was in that farmer's market and I was stoned as balls. I'd smoked a huge bowl before going because that's what I do. that was one of my Sunday, when I'm off, that's my Sunday ritual.

So I go down there, I was looking at all the stuff. All of a sudden I hear click, click, click, click. And I look, and thanks to OCD, I have an already extremely built-in paranoid personality. So I, the first thought of my head was literally, oh, fuck, is that like the CIA? Like, are they taking pictures of me? I think, I did not know who the guy was.

Uh-oh. And the first thought of my head is, that's somebody tracking me. I don't want my picture taken by somebody like this. I would be very upset. It was extremely suspicious. I had known he was going on. So I ducked away and then I come back out and all of a sudden the same guy's right in front of me.

And I mean it. Like he was just and click click click click and he goes, Wolf of Wall Street. What? I was like, what? Isn't that awesome? And then all of a sudden another paparazzi comes out because it turned out I guess Kate Beckinsale was there.

Which is cool. And so this guy was like, Wolf of Wall Street, that's a real New Yorker. That's a real New Yorker. And then because then they all saw all taking pictures of me and I started doing the Peewey Herman like and it. And I'm like

take picture the last long ago. You know I doing the thing like I was doing and then I was like wow. They came here for me but I was privacy violated. Wow. And I was thankful. You're just like Eladia. I also noticed that time. He's so lucky. He's a star.

Do you find that when you were reading Brittany's book, do you think that she's a reliable narrator? Yes. I think it's sad that it really, the book really truly goes to show that she is in an arrested state of. Childhood. Yes. But she's very self-reflective.

I love her. I actually really, I'm glad that she's out. It's just, I am weirdly that she's one of those where I'm sort of concerned. Yes. But it's not concerned, like not the type of concern where like she should have her freedom seized from her. No. No. No.

But she's very self-reflective. And she is surprisingly self-aware. I mean, she's not the world's most reliable narrator, but she is, she can really. speak very eloquently about what happened to her. And she can put it in a framework of like, look at what other pop stars who were men were, like how they were being treated versus how I was being treated. And she's very good at that. Look at Shia Leboof. Right. He got to go do whatever the hell he wanted. And he's, and he ruined a bunch of people's lives and still around doing stuff. And he never got put under lock and key. Like, I feel like she did not deserve that.

She didn't deserve that. To be honest, though, she was worth a lot more money than Shia LaBoof. Exactly. So I think on some level, obviously, quite a bit of it had to do. Oh, of course, and they were squeezing so much out of her. Oh, yeah, they all lived off of her. They all squeezed. They took everything. They were totally fine with whatever she was going through as long as the money kept coming. Her father paid himself more money than he gave her. Of course, because he was the one. She's on tour. Literally she's on door.

You know how much pressure he's under? Yeah. Okay, being her father? All right. Believe me, when I watched our managers sit in the hotel in Nashville and get drunk while we went out and do the show, I felt for him. I felt for him. Yeah. We knew that it was important for him to be here. Yeah, to make sure. Yeah. To make sure. Yeah. Yeah. To make sure that he's doing everything that needs to be done properly, which mostly involved him sitting there getting drunk with his weird old friends. Hell, y'all.

I can see again. And I think that means it's time for Jackie. Oh, no, it's Jackie's snack is what snacks you're going to eat today. This is your cue if you do not like that sounds. You can say goodbye. We'll see you on the next show, which is going to come right out tomorrow. Second half things. a lot of that

because Zabarowski's love their mouth sounds they have a whole podcast about it Check out good Pud It just sounds that your mouth makes Yeah yeah There's nothing you could do about it We're eating pudding Well today we're not eating pudding

I did bring a couple of other soft things I brought in a couple of other things for you to try You don't need to try all of these I figure you could try one of them Oh I've had these these are actually really good They are really good The hot ones I did also bring in

I am really vehemently as a snack fluencer And I'm just saying that I'm a snack fluencer now because it's all about manifesting. You got to manifest it. That they've been making all of these like mock tales and stuff like that, right? Oh, yeah, because I don't like Spindra. I don't really either, but I'm intrigued.

This is a cosnopolitan. Oh. It is a non-alcoholic sparkling cosnopolitan. All right, I'll try this yet. In theory is just cranberry juice. Yeah, it's cranberry orange lime. I don't really like Cosmos in real. I don't like alcoholic Cosmos.

But I didn't know if these. were going to be any good because I've been really wanting, what I wanted to bring in for you was the white claws N.A. And in that, it is... What kind of sick fuck do you have to be to be like, I just like the taste of a white? It is $20 for...

I like my alcoholic, non-alcoholic seltzer. Exactly. It is $20 for a six pack of just water. Chin-chin. So let's see Cosnopolitan. Spin drift. Let's come at you. Oh, it's a spin drift brand, really. Interesting. Oh, Henry's said. Oh. You know what? They're both upset.

It just doesn't taste like anything. It doesn't taste like anything, but also, again, in the same way with the mocktails, where some mocktails are great and nice. And I just like a mock tail, it's not a mocktail. It's not. It's just. No, it's not a mocktail. It's celtzer.

It's like all the other spindrifts that are all, I'm going to say it, maybe this is just because I got a aja. Too tart. It's too tart. It's too, it's just. You know what it is? You know what it honestly? You know what it tastes like? It tastes like a spin drift that's been left open.

Yes, it does. Yes. It tastes like a spin drift that was iron. a cranberry one or an orange one or a lime one that has since been destroyed by the oxygen. People love Spin Drift. I feel like that's a lot of people's go-to cell too. Natalie loves Spindriff. I know.

I hate it. I really hate it. I'm not. I'm a Waterloo. I like Waterloo. I still like a LaCroi. I don't know what happened to the, I feel like it's this whole like recorrection. The pendulum went too far and one way towards the LaCroix thing.

And now people are now anti-Lacroi. I still like LeCroi. Yeah. I also enjoy it too. you've got a couple of options here. I did bring in Krispy Cream, released a St. Patrick's Day themed box of donuts.

I think they're just colored different. I don't know, though, because these are probably filled with some weird stuff, and I have no idea. Let's try the cream ones. Try the cream ones. I don't need just the ice one. What? My kids are very susceptible to donut marketing. Duncan should.

Duncan has them absolutely captured. They're correct. I would say, do the green one. All right. We're going to cut open the green one. green one. Because also straight up, I mean, St. Patrick's Day is by far the worst holiday. Okay, let's not. You're talking to an Irishman over here, Henry. Be careful. I made corn beef yesterday.

It's not about Irish. It's not about Irish. It is a holiday that's been seized by drunks. That's true. Drunks who aren't Irish. But we in this, in this house, we celebrate St. Patrick's Day. Yeah. Okay, open it up so far. Nothing different than anything else. Seems to be Irish American. An Irish, actual Irish person did tell me that the Irish American. American diaspora and Irish people are very different and that I should identify as an Irish American and I took that note. So I'll say Irish American. So I'm just going to taste the cream from within to see if it's different. All right.

What do you think? Taste the cream from within. Woo. It's just a Boston cream donut. It's a Boston cream donut. It's just a creme donut. Taste the cream from within. How does that do?

All the misophonics are gone, but I'm curious to hear if it helps or hurts when people describe what they're eating. No, we'll say. It is interesting because it is the cream on the outside. It's a Boston cream donut. This is a Boston cream donut. You're right. They just put different.

They just put green paint on it. Last but not least, I did get Henry to try the peelers when I brought them originally. Oh, the peelers. I just love that this is so. This is so disappointing. It's so disappointing. This is a part of snack fluencing, Henry, because here's the thing. I'm here to find out.

I see all of these different snacks coming out. Is it any different? So you can keep yourself from getting this unless you let. I mean, I love a Boston cream donut, but. It's just, if you like Krispy Cream, it's just Krispy Cream. Now, this looks like a... And I love Krispy Cream. There's nothing quite like a fresh.

Oh, a fresh hot. Krispy cream. Mmm, just melts. But how do you feel? All right. You know where it's big? Crispy Cream is fucking huge in Australia. Really?

They love Krispy Cream. They have like lines down the block. It's like an American thing that they got. Whoa, that's kind of fun. This is last but not least, Henry. So you tried the banana peelers. Which were really fun. They were fun.

I love these peelers. They're weird. They are weird. So MJ is talking about this because their kids love the peelers. They're awesome. This is great for kids. You like the pealers? Are they peeler's perverts?

Peelers perverts where you don't peel? They love the peeler. No, no, they'll peel. A peeler pervert is the one that doesn't peel. I think the peeling is more perverted than not peeling. but I, because I'm grossed out by the peels, but no, they peel. I got just about peeling. I got angry, though.

These are, these are peelers. They're peelable. Where's it peeling? You have to go up to the top. Now, this is peach. It's hard to find the seam. This is peach. Now, what I don't like about peach is that the packaging, it is pink and it looks like

we're about to eat little pussy poppers. Looks like we're eating an embryo. Yeah, so I got this off. All right. Yeah, I don't want to. Oh. It's the... Oh.

Oh, no. No. No. No. No. No. No. What flavor did you like, Henry?

The mango or the nanner? The nanner. See, I think artificial banana is a crime against humanity. I can't believe you guys like it. But you know what's second to that? Artificial peach. Really? I think that it is artificial peach.

It is a very specific lot. Like, I feel that way, same way about artificial raspberry. I feel about apple. Wow. Artificial apple. See, then a perverg just, I don't know. Have you seen anyone peel it, Henry? It looks extremely perverted. Oh yeah, because then you got to get out the gush on the inside.

Jackie? Eat it whole. Do you think it's better whole? I think it's better whole. Only in the peach peelers, though, because you didn't feel that way about nanners. No. I like eating them whole. I like eating the nanners because it look like little yellow clits. And these look like little asses. Actually, you're right. It is better. Is that funny?

it's better with the combined more sour beginning and the thing in the middle. You can really tell that you two have a show together where you discuss pudding. It's really coming out. You know, all these hours you put into your... Tasting bad things. Tasting bad things. You've got a rhythm together. Yeah.

You know, the rhythm, it's going to get you. Thank you so much for joining us. Yeah, good. I'm really glad because now I'm good and sick. Yeah, no, I like to just give a real good sugar high right here at the very very. and I just want to say thank you so much. Everybody for joining us on this week's episode at page 7. And I just want to say, I'm sorry if I was negative at all.

No, you've got to get it out. I love you all. And honestly, I think that the show is going to be, it's more positive than ever. Yeah. Thank you. You just look at me and you just know he's just some old ass man. Yeah, but we like having an old ass man. Come join us every once in a while and it gives us a new fun old ass man perspective.

Millennial men are not as big. bad as we thought they were. That's true. Unfortunately, but millennial men turning out to be better than all the other generations. We're winning. We're winning. You did know all of those blinds. You did great. I knew the blinds less than you, so very good, Henry. You're killing it, Henry.

I read stupid faux maw. Oh, man, faux moire. Yes, I love it. I love it. And Henry, do you need it to plug anything? Last podcast, check out Good Pud. You should watch Who's the Bitch. Whoa. With Jackie and carrots and other great show. the network.

You should watch Spun. Also a great show here in the network someplace underneath. Cough it out. It's the peach peelers. It kind of gets chunkily stuck in the back of your throat. It gets stuck in there. But otherwise, that's what I would do. Thank you.

Thank you so much, Henry. My name is Jackie Zabrowski. You can follow me on Instagram at Jack That Worm. And yes, please check out Who's the Bitch drops every Wednesday. Check out Deep Dives. Crescent City drops every... Every day. of the week. If you want

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