Page 7 - Vow Renewal - It's Horrible. w/ Holden McNeely

Episode Date: June 5, 2025

UHOH! The Booger King is BACK and he has a VERY personal message; he heard each and every dirty little slander attack that Jake Young from 'Nerd Of Mouth' did DARE TO SLING last episode, and this CHARACTER ASSASSINATION will NOT CONTINUE. He's here with aaaaallllllll the 'Tay News' that PROVES he is the one, true Tayenator regardless of the BRAINLESS rumors being spread by A TRAITOR!BIG TAY NEWS! She got her masters back, but that's got people feelin' duped, BUT ALSO the subpoena from Justin Baldoni has been DROPPED. Holden's Future Sight has been confirmed, Kylie Jenner is gettin' into the TITTY GRITTY about them honkers in a response to a social media comment 'cause they asked, HILARIA Baldwin proved she's TOTALLY FINE with all the jokes online...by spending money and time to recreate fanart making fun of her and replying to nasty comments onli-WHENIAMTALKINGYOUARENOTTALKING, Jackie's tryin' to do her part to SAVE THE KIDS by buyin' up all them MARIHUANA contaminated Haribo gummies but then she realized they were the 'Fizzy Cola' ones and ew, no. But she is LOOOOOOSIN' IIIITTTTTT over all them Oreo collabs lately, including the Coke collab. A POX UPON WHOEVER SET UP THAT LITTLE GIRL WHO SANG 'MOANA' ACAPELLA ON THE DELAYED FLIGHT, AND JUSTICE FOR MS RACHEL. Then onto THE LIST of 'Famous Actors Who Were Killed, Kidnapped, or Otherwise Seriously Traumatized On MOVIESEEEETTSSS!!!', the Blindz, and Jackie's Snackies from 1:01:51.928 - 1:08:40.471 with MJ's Minute Munchies @ 1:06:19.679!Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast  Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Quite a song of summer, so this still does go out to Nerd of Mouth. If it's not Taylor, I'm going to freak out. It's not. It's not. I'm trying to support. Okay, I'm out. I'm trying to support your other show. See later of Mouth. You are a co-host of another show called Nerd of Mouth.

And I was trying to support your other projects by up top asking if you had this song, even though I think it might not be a song of summer. Uh-oh. We're in trouble. Something's come along and it's burst. bubble yeah yeah uh oh we're in trouble gotta get home quick march on the double don't you remember what movie is that from it is from the 1995 power rangers movie but it came out in september so not necessarily yeah it's not necessarily but that song from out of nowhere got into my head like

three days ago. And it's just over and over and uh-oh. And I had no idea what it's from. Immediately popped up it is from. But then watching the Power Rangers themed music video, if you want to be transported back in time, put that on. And it will take you. I thought I'd never seen the music video before. And then I realized I think I've seen the music video a hundred thousand times. Well, Jackie, it's been a while, so I just have to say, Nice to meet you where you been. I could show you incredible things.

Magic, madness, heaven, sin. Saw you there, and I thought, oh, my God, look at that nice. Why is it such a disgrace? Why does Jackie look that way? Because I'm a fucking nightmare dressed in a daydream. So it's going to be forever. No, but it won't be forever. But it won't be forever, MJ, because she is broken from the shableness.

of her chains. I am allowing, I need everyone to know. Yes. I am allowing Holden to do this because I knew we got big TAY news this week. It is legitimately half-culture news. Yes, we have to have him on.

To talk about Taylor Swift because Taylor Swift had, this is her independence day. Also, I want to have, I've been, my character's been assassinated recently on this show, so can I just say something really quick? Oh, by one Jake Young. Have you taken this up with Jake yet?

Have you heard? What did he say? No, because I'm afraid I'm going to attack him. I'm afraid I'm going to... I'm afraid I'm going to... What happened? I was always a real... It wasn't a bit.

It wasn't a bit, Jake. It wasn't a bit, listeners. I went and saw... Okay, I will tell the story again. I'm so thrilled to tell the story again. He said you started liking Taylor as a good. When he said that, I did have a little red flag go back. Oh, did you defend me?

Did you listen back in the tape? Did you defend me? No, I didn't. We did not. No, neither of us defended anything like you should have? No. No, we let him go. I want you to attack anyone ever who ever does that, ever.

And you were in the room with him. You could have physically attacked him. No, I wasn't in the room with him. You weren't? No, but I did. I definitely was throwing my snackies at the camera. Right, right. I forgot.

He's also remote. Yeah, so yeah, because he's scared of me. Yeah, of course. Because he's out of your spreading lies. Yeah, and he should be scared of me right now, okay? I went and saw her perform her reputation tour, okay? Yeah, you fell in because I like the opener. You like the snakes.

You like the opener. Because I've always been a ride or die Charlie X X fan, or Charlie X, are Charlie XXX fan. So all you brat, all you like, I'm now I'm brat, but I wasn't into her since number one fucking angel.

Don't you get keep Charlie, you are not to gate keep her, okay? Welcome to the party, brat people. Yeah. We welcome people in. Thank you, MJ.

I was OG. I was back at fame. You were. I can confirm that. Only gobbins. I just want to break the rule. Dude, I was in from OG.

Okay. That's true. And I was a fan. And so I wanted to see, I wanted to see my girl Charlie. Camilla Cabella just came out. with Havana, na, na, na, la, la. And nicotine, have a key, you know what I mean?

Are you the reason why no one has been talking about Camilla Cabal? Bay, I don't know, fucking wild. Is it because of you? Is it Cabello or is it Cabello? It's Cabellia. It's Cabellia. We don't talk, you're not talking. We don't talk about.

And we are going to be talking about Eladia at some point, but we still need to talk about that. And so I saw the arena show because I was like, oh, big fun pop arena show. I'm so glad you telling the story again. I feel like I hadn't heard it in a least. I was on a lot of edibles. A giant golden snake came out on the stage. I gave my blood to the golden snake. You know, his wife doesn't like snakes, MJ.

Isn't that crazy? But, like, he loves the snake. I screamed in ecstasy. And after that night, I was forever in love with Taylor. And it had nothing to do. The only thing I was excited about was I was like, I'm so excited to come out as a giant Swifty. I'm all in on Taylor.

It's not a fucking bit. And I was like, and then the second I was like, hey, world, I like Taylor. Everybody was just like, she sucks. Fuck you. And this was back in the day, which is very running now. And that's what they're going to do today, too. They're already doing it.

With their pitchforks. And come at me and find me. And I will be posting my address in the information on this episode. Come from me. And so everyone called me. And everyone was like back then, it was fun to call her a Nazi, by the way, which is very funny considering what's going on with Kanye right now and how not a Nazi she is. So anyways, it was never a bit.

Jake, you're a liar and a bastard. To bring it back, I am actually. wanting to know if you can give us a little less angry explainer about how she got... I don't want to keep your emotions. You can be angry if you need to be. But I am wondering how she got her music back. Because I saw this news and then I decided I should read about it.

Then I decided I didn't care that much. You would tell me. Okay, first of all, I need you to support my anger and I need you to accept my anger. You feel it. Your anger is valid. Yes. Thank you for sharing with all.

get through it. Yep. It's okay. It makes sense that you're angry. I say this to make it. It's okay to be angry and it makes sense that you're angry. And don't worry. People were mean to you about Taylor for many years.

And they're going to do it again. They're allowed to feel it. They're going to do it again. But at least you should feel good because Taylor Swift does feel relieved because the subpoena has been dropped by Justin Baldoni. So she's been a lot of freedom. So essentially what happened was Taylor Swift defeated straight white man. And I, and someone needed to do it.

Still fucking one, but. Someone needed to do it, okay? Yeah. Jury's out on him, okay? He, you know, he dresses fun, you know? Yeah. Oh, so, oh, interesting. Oh, you think that.

Interesting. All right. Because of the, oh, because of the elements. I'm not on the show anymore. I can say stuff about that. He's allowed to say whatever he wants. Yeah, he's not tied us. I'm not on the show anymore.

And do not write to them upset about the stuff I said, write to me. We will, we will forward it over to the holding it to me. Do not write them, write me. I'm holding McNelia at email. I don't even care. I know. For all of our gailers out there, I'm still holding out hope

that this Pride Month, this Pride Month is going to be the one where she comes out. It's going to be hours. It's going to be hours. It's going to be hours. Get ready. Yes.

Wait for her to come. But what happened? What happened to the bad man had all the masters? So after many would say that Taylor Swift tricked us all into purchasing all of her albums. A million times, by the way,

so many times. She just keeps putting the same one out. And they're like, Did you see this time I've got a ribbon on my phone? Maybe she tricked all of her pants into repurchasing every one of her album several times. This is why I purchased none of them. Can you be a Swifty like Jackie's a Swifty? Give her almost no money.

Yes, you give her the listens, but that's about it. Miraculously, after having us all, several versions to Lux's the different type, you know what I mean? And then I re-recorded them. All of these. And I have them. I have them all. You have them all. You have them all.

And there's nothing you can do with them either because everybody has them all. So it's not even like, oh, I can sell these at some point. Right, right. I do, though, have the Paris concert on the heart-shaped vinyl. Oh, God, you do? That's worth like $80. Yeah, I do. And it's amazing.

Yeah. For Paris Live concert, it's incredible. Get ready for college, Winnie? There you go. Yeah, that'll be Winnie's college right there. Okay, say that to the Princess Diana Bear. Yeah, I know. That didn't get me anywhere, all right?

It got me absolutely nowhere. It was supposed to be my full college tuition. Yeah, I know. I know you used to stare at the bear and just be like Harvard. My future. My future. Yale. Which one bear?

You tried to get the bear to tell you, which Ivy League school. Fix your crown bear and remember who your Jackie is. So I guess Scooter Braun ended up selling the masters that he stole, let's just allegedly claim from terror. Right? Uh-huh. Sold them to another party. that party struck a deal with Taylor realizing essentially this is just acid

what we purchased. This is like the... Whoa, like the fun acid? The blood of the alien. Bad acid. Yeah, you know, like when you hurt the alien in the spaceship and it goes through the ship. You know what I mean?

Yeah, but then the blood looks more like earl. And you're like, well, that looks like Earl, but don't you understand? It's alien blood. Yeah, yeah, exactly. And everything Jackie just said made sense to me. I'm desperately clinging to the thread that I am hoping I will find out how she got the music back. I feel like I haven't found it out yet.

It's been nine and a half minutes. We got time. It's like in a stade room. I don't know how much money. I don't know how much money it costs. I don't know how much money it cost. Okay. But it was like a hundred-something million dollars.

She bought her master's back. Now she has them back. That's it? She just bought them back? Why didn't she do that sooner? Because she couldn't because they wouldn't. because they wouldn't let her buy her. They wouldn't let her.

Well, apparently, and this is where people are calling her out. It's like, apparently... 360 million is what they're saying. Apparently, Scooter Braun would only sell them to her under the clause of like signing an NDA to silence a woman from straight white man. Yeah, and we don't do that. And we don't do that. And we refuse. Holden is our ally.

Yes. Thank you. Thank you so much, Holden. We need you out here screaming for her. Yes. Yes. You tell her what to do. Don't let the other ones tell her what to do.

her what to do. Thank God you've come around to explain all of this to us because now she's got her master's. So essentially what she's going to do is continue doing what she was doing and still just re-releasing the music to make a bunch more money with the same songs? I think this is

what happened. I think she like got to this point in the process and was going into re-recording Reputation TV and was like, I'm so fucking sick of re-recording my old shit. And I'm also getting I'm just going to throw it out there, cocked up by a professional football player. Yeah.

On the rack. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. She's busy with cocked up. Oh, yeah. And they say her tits are bigger, and they're speculating that's because she's pregnant. Oh, that's the world we're living in. That's what everybody's saying. And everyone's like, didn't you see she's getting fat?

Didn't everybody see? She's obviously thick with child. She's like, what? Guys, it is it 2025? Like, I know that lots of things you didn't turn back. Immediately I googled pregnancy ozimping, just to make sure maybe she could do something to balance. Yeah. Yeah.

So while she's pregnant, she could maybe ozimp away, you know? That does bring us, though, to Jackie and I have been talking a lot about how the fat positivity, body positivity movement is done. The nail in the cup. It's over. Yeah, it's over. They threw it in the trash. Out as quickly as it came. It's so done.

But we were joking before we, earlier today, Jackie and I were laughing about how now. You were right. that Lizzo You predicted it is thin and evil which is the exact plot line that you have been predicting

three years that Lizzo would have a thin evil comeback Thin evil Lizzo Yeah Thin Lizzo is like the

Thanos of the pop cinematic universe She's got the gloves She's got all the jewels on I can feel it from here and I feel like man they just threw it away

as fast as we got it It's so like it makes be so, I think it makes a lot of people just so like, oh, okay, good. Everything's fragile. Anything positive that we're trying to drum up anymore

is all just gonna just atrophy as quickly as we just try to gum it together. Stop accepting yourself as you are. It's over. Yeah, no, it's over. There's drugs now. Yes, thank you. And also, that's why Kylie Jenner's coming out. There's drugs to make you like everyone else. And we're talking

about Kylie Jenner is getting into the brass tacks of her bra. Yes, this is good. We need to know every centimeter of this stranger's breasts because she's so sick of everyone asking her about her breasts that finally she just came out and said that she did not get breast implants. She said that her body has changed. She said that she's gained, like, 15 pounds.

And according to the London Center for Surgery, she got 445 CCs. It always kind of scares me. The C C Cs. When people start talking about like when other people start going like, man, but did you see all of the, yeah, getting into the nitty gritty of what people put into their body and like finding out that information. And it, it scares me. Yeah. So I guess she responded to a comment of a person on social media.

Okay. I guess I feel like you've been quite open about having your boobs done, blah, blah, blah. Can you just share what it is you've had, right? And Kylie just responds to a social media post and writes, 445CC, moderate profile, half under the muscle, silicone, Garth Fisher. Hope this helps. Is Garth Fisher, I guess, the name of the doctor? I guess, oh, that was... Of a procedure or something?

So in 2015 was when she was saying, I've never gotten breast implants. I've never gotten breast implants. So this is hurt. So that's why everyone's like, oh, my God. She's coming clean. Oh my God. Sorry, this is all coming out as we're recording. She looks like she's got 45 CCs.

Wow. MJ, yes. But yeah, this actually, I think this is kind of, you know, where this falls on the spectrum of fucking body positivity, I have no idea. But there was this comment. You look like you have the most natural looking boob job ever. And yeah, she just, after having denied it, but I think she's been open about it, I think she's been open about it before. like a little bit before this, but then she just responded,

yeah, with this detail about what she got. I'd rather live in that world, at least, than the world of like these space alien-looking, very similar-looking people because they're all getting the same things. And then being, no, it's like Stepford Wives or something. No, I did not.

It is, I am born anew. I am born unique. And it's like, no, everyone's pushing towards one standard. But I also feel like there's that, but then at the same time, it's like, it's also. none of our business. So I feel like I go back and forth of like, I really do oscillate. Like my way. It's nobody's. Like mine as well. It goes back and forth. Why do you keep the, like,

I keep multiple sizes of everything that I have just in case. Yeah. Oh yeah, totally. Yeah. And I, like, I just, like, simultaneously feels so bad for people. And then it's like, but they, but the Kardashians, you never feel bad for the Kardashians. They're in front of everybody. It's just, she got to a place that she had to save the amount of seats. sees that she put in her body. You know what I mean? I like that she ended it with Hope this helps LOL, which is like the most actual human way to be respond. Here are the details of my breast implant surgery.

Yeah, I mean, I hear you, Jackie. Of course, it is none of our business. And I mean, it's perhaps. But also curious. So it's like it really, it goes back and forth. Also, because then it does help people like explain like, oh, okay. So if you're looking more for a shape like that, this would be an example. of that.

And I think when we were growing up, no one would, no famous people were admitting that they did any of this. And so then it was just like, oh, well, how do you look so perfect? Oh, I just do. Yeah. I'm so over that. I'm so over that. Or denial of like, you're all weirdly, every year you're all making yourselves look like

the same woman. We're just going to not acknowledge this. Not acknowledge it. I mean, secret lives of Mormon wives. Those bitches aren't sisters. I could have sworn they were sisters. I could just run their scissors. And it wasn't until this season.

Because now DeMe is the evil one. And I can finally tell which one is DeMee because she's the evil one. It took a season and a half and a main character like edit for her to be able to tell them apart. Yeah, I mean they have, they all have the same haircut. They all have the same highlights. They all do the same makeup. But it's also the same filler too. It's like the same vulgar fat.

It's the same. Like it is to such. And I know that's like it is to look a certain, like you have money. And I understand the reasoning behind it. But, you know, we're over here screaming where I'm like, where are my Steve Bouchemies? It's why I ran screaming from Charlotte, North Carolina. And honestly, also, FSU had this problem too. I called it at FSU.

I called it the hot girl uniform, right? Yeah. They all wore the same yoga pants and like the same tank top. They had the same hair. They were this, it was a dime of dust. I was just like, yep, you're all, it makes me sad. It makes my heart sad. I don't like uniformity.

We're not a factory. We're not a bunch of robots. Oh my God. Holden-Minyli. You're not like the other guys. Just call me Minnelli. Minnelli. Yeah, I think you were fucking international.

I'm not in Minyli. You're fucking welcome. You are welcome. I just gave you an image. Yeah. And you didn't even have to pay me for it. You're becoming like Jackia or something over there. Thank you.

Yeah. I am feeling a little bit. Alaria. Or maybe it's just. because you feel your puppet strings Holden McNeely, just like Alec Baldwin does. Her Instagram, I started following her on Instagram, and it was going to send me to an early grave. I need to unfollow.

I started following during the book. My blood pressure can't handle it. It is bad. I'm so upset about her social media. Holden, you should have seen her doing PR for herself during, like when the book dropped. She literally was just, I don't know if you were on when we were talking about this, that she was walking down the street, holding out the book as if people were just catching her on the street, holding out her book for everyone to see. The walk-and-read pepperazzi shot.

I know she wasn't doing that, but like the walk-and-yes, she wasn't even pretending to read. But the walk-and-read paparazzi shot is my favorite favorite. Like, who walks down the street, like, reading a book or in her case just like holding it out? Like, yeah, I'd be embarrassed. I'd be embarrassed to do that. The most embarrassing part, and I say this is all three of us know what it's. like to read comments about yourself and then be like, I want to tell that person they're wrong. But the most embarrassing part is that then everybody made fun of her.

And then she made another video about how she wasn't actually posing. That was just how she actually walks. But then she like tried to make a joke out of it or whatever. And it's the most ultimate I'm not mad online. That's what she does every time. That's what she does every time. And that's what this puppet master thing is. And then she defends, she takes all the air out of her trying to make fun of herself

and be self-deprecating by defending it. She does both at the same time. That's what's so infuriating. She'll defend it and say like, no, I'm not doing that at all. And also, here's like a joke showing you I'm along with a joke. And you're not along with joke. And it doesn't even bother me. Because you're defending it.

So you clearly. Yes. Yeah. So we have this, there was this rendition, the very funny fan art of Hilaria controlling sad, Alec Baldwin. Like they were in Pinocchio. Puppet strings. Yes, it was set to the song. He's a Marianette.

Yeah, it was set to the song when you wish upon a star. So of course, but it's, it's what it is. is that it's so try hard, it's so cringe, because Ilya saw that and was just like, well, you guys gave me the ideas. Like, I feel like everything is so, and I'm saying this as a person that gets the comment of, oh, just because you yell doesn't mean it's funny.

I understand that I'm a lot and that I can be too much for certain people. But when you are, something they said about you, and then she's like, I just had to try it out. And it's just so forced and so, like, See, guys, I'm in on the joke. Did you see that it makes me want, it makes me want to push her into a satchel of mud? It also is elder abuse.

I'm out, I'm out and I'm proud with that. Elder abuse. Between this and Bill Belichick, it's the new elder abuse. It's the hot new elder abuse. It is just the ultimate, I don't know if anybody remembers Drill from Twitter back when Twitter was good,

but Drill tweets, they're the funniest things ever. And this drill tweet from way back in 2014, that's just, and another thing, I'm not mad. Please don't put in the newspaper that I got mad. You know, like, there's just like the urge to be like, I'm not mad. Yes, you're making fun of me, but I'm actually, I'm the one laughing. I'm like, did you go out and get an outfit to match the fan art? She's wearing green in the fan art.

And I think she went out and got an outfit to prove how not mad she is and then made this grotesque video. It's like starts on, zoomed in on Alec Baldwin's face. And it is, it's gross. It's so horrible. And they're just like, look at how much fun we're having. But like really, it's like, aren't we having fun? It's really like, it's like that gift of the person who keeps pointing the gun at you and then

at themselves and then they put it in their mouth. And they're like, I don't know what's going to happen. Right. You know, like, she, anything, she could kill Alec Baldwin in the video. Oh, my God. You don't know where the anger is going to be directed. And I just want her, and I need, I must, because there's a whole other, of course, there was this started a press cycle and there was articles about it.

But then in one of the articles in the post, it's just. a selection of all of the comments being like, you guys are so fun. This is so fun and funny. And I, when we were doing her book for the book club, which we just finished, I was following on Instagram and all of the comments on her Instagram page are positive. Every last one. And I guarantee you that she has a full-time Instagram comment moderator. Oh, yes. Anything negative immediate. 100%. Oh, yeah. You know she's got Google alerts. You know that like every one of her assistance is aware of every time her name is put somewhere. And she loves it because she also

is encouraging it. That is what is the most annoying part is, is she could be even just a semblance of relatable if it's like, oh, the paparazzi. Oh, I've got all these kids. Sure. But you are asking the paparazzi to follow you and we all know it. She reposted today. She reposted an account that was like, it was like a side by side of her children and I was like, it was called Family Baldwin and I thought, does she have another account that's just pictures of her children? And I looked and it's just a fan account that is exclusively pictures of her children. And she reposted it. Ew. Can you imagine? Can you imagine? Like that's where for any, I don't know if I don't think anyone listening thinks that we're too hard on hilarious, but like if you think we're doing too hard on

She is actively promoting strangers to make photo montages of her underage children. And then she's sharing them. What on earth? Yeah, that's crazy. Did it get picked up for season two? Oh, yeah. Immediately. God help us.

Oh, yeah. And we'll watch it all. And of course we're going to watch it all. I'm already angry that we're going to watch it all because technically the whole first season was just supposed to be about Rust, even though they wrapped that all up in about 20 minutes of one of the episodes. But something that they didn't. get wrapped up over the weekend is something that I was very curious about and really wanted to save the kids because Haribou Gummies recalled due to cannabis contamination.

I can just see you running out to the candy shops. I did. Purchasing all of the Haribou being like, it's just like trying to find the golden ticket of weed gummies. I certainly did. I went to the Dimension 20 show over the weekend and I purchased a bunch of Haribow Gummies because at Hollywood Bowl, you can bring in your own snacks. And I brought in enough gummies to make my belly hurt.

The main problem is the weed gummy bears that our, like, where they found it contaminated, are in the fizzy colas. And MJ Holden, fizzy colas are not my favorite. Yeah, what do we think about cola flavored snacks? This is a lane that's always befuddled me quite a bit. I'm like, I feel like it's one of those where it's like, I don't want a representation of this. I just, like, that's also a snack to me. You know what I would...

You know what I would... Right. Back in the... You know when you go on vacation to like a little vacation candy store where there's buckets gummies and you get to fill a little bag of different types of gummies? And there's like an old lady like, get to, please. And then you bring the bag up and it's like a thousand dollars. Yeah, and then she puts her hands into it and she puts all the rings all through your gummies.

Oh, totally. It's like, yes, for good luck and good feeling, you know what I mean? And I'm like, you have an erection, man. Yeah. I would get the gummy cold. in one of those mixed bags, I would get like five. I don't want a whole bag of gummy colas, you know what I mean? Yes, just a couple of them.

Now, I do like that, like, I feel like they really do give a good essence of a fizz. I think it's nice to give a good little bit of a pop. Now, but I'm also the kind of person that while not really big into the fizzy colas, I was always a dumb bitch for the damn wax bottles that had the little small amount of juice in it. Oh, yeah. And then I would chew and I would chew and I would shove all the wax up inside of my gums. You like a hidden treasure in your snack. I do love a hidden treasure.

I love a crunch. Same with your, not your slime, but your potty. You need the putty with the little treasures in it. I need the charms, please. They're called charms. And I did stop myself from going to the make-your-own slime section of a festival we went to over the weekend. because apparently the slime started at $25. And then you had to add all of the other stuff into it.

That's where they get you. It's the charms. It's like, did I really want to spend what was going to be $60 on a slime? I can't do that. And then you've got to maintain it. And then you got to maintain it because you know, they lose their elasticity. They lose their stickiness over time. You got to add borax to it.

But I really wanted to save the kids. And so I was trying to buy as many haribos as I could to make sure that the kids weren't getting a free weed. Because if anybody's getting free weed, it's going to be me. Yes, we've all seen the episode of the pit where the child accidentally ingests weed gummies. And it's, I think it alarmed us all. And it would be, it's very funny to me that the news report is that several adults and children reported feeling ill from consuming the gummies. And I'm like, I always feel sick after I eat gummy beers. Yes.

Really? Yeah. Oh, normal gummies. No, no, I feel fantastic. after I eat. Because I, I know. I read that. I was like,

the adults felt sick. The adults didn't feel also kind of like chill. Yeah. Because if you weren't expecting to get high. The thing about edibles, I think that, you know, sometimes people,

I was at a party once where somebody was trying to covertly give out weed cookies and I was like, people are going to think they're having a stroke. You cannot get high without knowing it. Yeah. And that's not going to be fun. Man, it's such a range.

There's, from like, uh, one of the dads I was talking to it, like a kids party recently. Whoa, you talking to dad? Talk to other dads about ingesting edibles, you know, very dad talk.

Hell yeah. Yeah. And they range. One of the dads I was talking to who, like, can't do more than like five milligrams, you know, to Jackie. Yeah. Did you push him over? There's like the dad, the dad friend to Jackie range is crazy. So like one person's 50 milligrams, you know, is another person's five milligrams.

And we can't decide that for them. Yeah. And you never know what it's going to be. inside that. No. And it can be the difference of like five milligrams will be fine for someone and that same person could eat tin and have a complete nervous break. That's a weird thing about edibles.

Yeah, man. You got to be careful with edibles. Yeah. Man, not to go back to you yelling about cola flavored items. So you're going to say Taylor Swift because I did not finish my thoughts. No, I didn't finish my thoughts on cola. Okay. And then you'll finish your thoughts.

Okay. Then you'll finish your thoughts. And then when I'm talking, you're not talking about you. But it is. But it is the Oreos, the cola, there was a Coke collab with Oreos. And I remember I got them when I was at the AMC because I don't know if they were primarily at the AMC. But what was really weird is that when you opened it up, it smelled so much like Coca-Cola. It was like a nice crisp cola.

But then you bite into it and it was as if you ever wondered what an Oreo cookie would taste like if you dipped it in a Coke. but it didn't fall apart. It's like when you're in a party and you have a paper plate and a cup of soda and you're desperately trying to get to your seat without spilling and then the coke spills a little bit.

Yeah. And the corks kid's like, nice one MJ. Fuck a bit. And then you eat it. You're like, that's what I meant to do anyway. It's fine. I like it.

I like it's an Oreo that tastes like Coke. It's good. Like how soppy it is. Yeah. Yeah. But everybody knows it's not good. It doesn't sound good. That's really all I had to say

about because I've been really kind of losing my mind over the Oreo collabs as of late. I mean, you guys heard me scream about the chocolate covered pretzel Oreos last week. And I've been really digging, oh, my God, the Smorrios are also very, very good. More like scurios. More like a blabs. Am I talking about you? You know what's cablabs. Like you're blabbit about it.

Cablabs. I thought that was a snack. I was like, is there something that I don't know about that you're about to blow my mind with? If we get to rename page 7, I think we would call it a coblaboration. It's a coblaboration. I just am not into the Coca-Cola Oreos. Now, Holden, you're allowed to finish what you needed to say about to know what's what. Yeah, anyway, so I just feel like she got like whatevery about doing the re-recordings going into reputation.

Also, I think she, part of me think she secretly hates that album because it didn't get the Grammy love. And I think, like, awards mean way too much to her. But anyways, all that aside. Whoa, Armchair Psychologizing. She devastated so. many people who felt, you know, the clown meme and the whole thing where they're like, we've been clowning thinking this reputation TV was already recorded

and it was going to come out and yada yada yada and cablab. So what did she say essentially, like, hopefully I think the vault, you know, essentially said, I'm not going to do a reputation chelters version, probably. It's still possible, but I'm probably not going to do it, which I don't care about the re-recordings.

I just care about the vault tracks. Just give me the vault tracks. That's all I want. I just went the fucking vault tracks. And she did say, like, I will most like, like, I will be doing the ball tracks, essentially at some point. And then also she did confirm that she re-recorded. I believe she confirmed all of her initial,

her self-titled first album. And that'll come out probably for the anniversary of it. I think there's a 20-year anniversary of that and a 10-year anniversary of our reputation coming. And then we're going to buy these albums again. We're going to buy these albums all over again with a fucking smile on her face. And no other female artist will get to be at the top. of the lists because she will always be there.

And I guess that's what we call female empowerment. But that's also what we call defeating straight white man. Okay? And she did that for us. She did that for all of us. Okay. For sure, definitely. You're making that noise, but I think you need to be going,

ah, ha, ha, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You know who's not on top? You know who's at the bottom of the trash heap? That little girl who is. sang Moana. Oh yeah, let's talk about it. I'm so glad you hate this. Okay.

It's been in my head. I'm so glad. Of course you. Why wouldn't you hate? It's a little girl singing. This has been all over my feed where people be like, and this viral moment, this sweet moment. Makes me feel good about humanity.

On camera. I wanted to burn the world to the ground. And so the headline is my worst nightmare, a viral video of a young girl singing a Moana song. during a two-hour delayed flight. And this is, by the way, for everyone, this is not just her sitting in her seat. She goes up to the fucking intercom.

How is this okay? How is this okay? This is okay. This is, this is another, this is just like when we talked about Northwest being Simba. This is, we, I don't hate this. This is way worse than that.

This is way worse. People went into a theater. She was on stage at a theater. Yes. That is where performance is acceptable. You're right. You're right. I'm just saying that I'm not, I can't.

All the headlines are like, this makes me feel good about humanity. It makes me feel really sad for humanity because now this poor little girl has an endless news cycle of people being like, shut the fuck off. Shut up. But I'm mad at the adults for letting this happen. I'm mad at the parents. I'm mad at the flight through. Exactly.

I'm mad at the airplane. I just want to center. I get it. I just want to center that. The little girl doesn't deserve to be cyber. bullied for the rest of her life, but the adults who let this happen should have stopped it. I'm willing for her to be cyberbullied for the rest of her life to make an example. Sometimes we have to sacrifice one for the good of millions.

You are correct. For the good of millions. And I love children singing and I love cute little things and I don't like this. Yeah. I don't like this. I talked about this. I loved that new Matilda movie. I'm like so fine with...

We're in a big Matilda in the musical phase. Love, you know, the bluey voice actor thing. You know, I love having real kids do the voice acting. I think it's great because I say, hey, I'm sitting on my couch and it's time for entertainment time with my child. And so we're going to purposely put entertainment on and that is what we choose. I am trapped in an airplane. I'm trapped there. I cannot go anywhere.

And I'm at my absolute most frustrated I could possibly be stranded stranded on an airplane for two fucking hours not moving anywhere. Yes, which is why the. should have stopped this because they surely would have should have known. Do we have info on this, how this came to be? No. No. The biggest problem, too, is that everybody knows when you're sitting on the tarmac like that, they shut the air conditioning off on the plane.

So think of all of those people sitting there on the tarmac for two hours. And then, I'm sorry, I'm not going to say this little bitch. I'm going to say this, the child of a little bitch that allowed this child. Every child that I drafts. Every path I met. Every road is back to the place I know. Can I go? And by the way, and let's just throw it out there.

She's not winning fucking awards. She's not ready for Broadway. She's in key. But that's all I'm going to give her. It's a fucking mid as far. She's not Susan Boyle. It's not a Susan Boyle situation. Mid as fuck.

And in this time for saying that truth because I need to do it. So, mad. The vocal quality of that child. Yeah. Because it would be different. It was like, oh, she's, it kind of what I'd still be mad about it, but if it's like, oh, this is some Broadway kid who like... If the kid who played MJ in the, MJ the musical was there and he's saying, I think

it would be received differently. Yes. Slightly. I'd still be... And I'd still be pissed. I'd still be like, this is not okay. But it's like, that's the one nod I would give it, though. I'd be like, well, at least it's like spectacular.

You know what I mean? Especially because that song is so good. And it builds so much hope. And you're sitting on the tarmac. It's not a good Acapella song. It's not an Acapella song. No, no, no, no, no, no. I need a crescent.

And she sounds like all kind of like awkward doing it. Like it's not, you know what I mean? That's the thing. Did somebody force her to do it? See, this is my problem, MJ. It's because we just finished, I'm glad my mom died. Because I was like, was she forced to do this? Right, right.

Go do it. Do it. do it. Yeah. Anybody who's been on the internet for fucking 10 seconds should have known that this poor girl would get videotaped and eviscerated. Like, don't let your child get in that position. You don't let your child near a pool unattended.

Don't let your child get in this position where they're going to go viral and get made fun of. Yes. Yes. Yes. Totally. It is so hard to watch where it's like, what do you people think a viral moment is? Do you realize it's opening up a floodgate to your minor?

that do you really want that being open? And I know that's a very negative way of looking at this. So many people are like, but it's nice. All I think about are like how evil everybody is. There's so much evil out there. Even like I love recess therapy. And, you know, recess therapy was the one that had a little boy the corn. Like, corn.

Like, that was cute. Oh, I thought you meant the show recess. I was like, you mean I'm going to put on my boots and put on my hat and pretend like I'm, what was her name? Scully? I know what you're talking about, but I can't recall a name. Don't worry about me. Recess therapy is like a TikTok thing where they talk to kids. Ben Affleck does it.

I've lost you. Anyway, the corin. Jackie, you loved the chorus. Your name is Spinelli. What the fuck? What was that? My boots. Thank you.

You know the chorus. It's gone. But even that little boy, he was like too, he became too famous. And everybody loved him. Yes. He loved him. He was like too famous. too quickly.

Think about Moudang. I know. What is Moodang have to go through? Every day. And by the way, it just was, since we're talking about like kids entertainment,

justice for Miss Rachel, right fucking now. What's going on? She is sticking up for children being slaughtered in a warped in a genocide. And the New York Times

that's an edgy take. The New York Times asked if she was a Hamas supporter for it. What? I'm furious. Miss Rachel is getting eviscerated

because she had a the three-year-old from God's The Mr. Rogers of our time is crazy. It is being attacked for trying to help children dying in a fucking genocide. It is absolutely wild.

And it's Miss Rachel. She's like, it's so funny. If you follow Miss Rachel's account, it's like her being like, I condemn all forms of hate. I just want to stand up for children. And then the next video is like, potty training special.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, totally. Be in the potty. Yeah. It's like 2025, guys. Very, very. Miss Rachel's an amazing person. Go fuck. I don't want to hear it.

And every, I feel like a lot of toddler parents really would die, would take a bullet for Miss Rachel, you know? So, yeah, everybody loves her. Yeah, she's amazing. I hope people are standing up for it. She really is, yeah. But speaking of toddler music, I also needed to say,

I feel like y'all both have been really sleeping on the music that comes out of Bluey. Oh, my God, it's so good. Holden told me about it. Yeah, the albums. It's, fuck it. It's great. It's great.

My favorite music to listen to, like, on the way to taking her to school and going to work. It's so, like, peaceful and joyous. It's true. It's so good. It changed my life. Like, I listen to, honestly, if I'm sad, I listen to the Bluey, the album, and it cheers me up. It's like, it's so nice. It's beautiful. Yeah, yeah, I love it. It's such, like, it was before the D20 show, and a song was playing, and I sound hounded it, and I was like, this is from Bluey. Yeah, yeah. This is fucking great. Yeah. Yeah, it was awesome. Yeah, it was awesome. Yeah, shoutouts to that. There's three albums, but start with Bluey the album, and it's all, extremely positive and enjoyable.

And some of it like interweaves some of the dialogue with it. So like it'll be like one of my favorites is the claw. So it'll be like the dialogue where they like setting up their own claw machine and you hear their little voices and then the music and it turns into the song. It's so sweet. Oh my God. I remember they did that with the Anchorman soundtrack that I had. And it was a great soundtrack but also a lot of Ron Burgundy lines and outtakes in

between all of the track. It was great. Oh my God. There's so many soundtracks like that now that I think about it from back in our time. So we just did for Nerd of Mouth, you mentioned the beginning of the episode. We did a lot of episode about like songs of the summer, summer blockbusters. We know, we are the men in black. It would take over your entire summer.

Like Kiss for a Rose was just that song and Batman Forever was that movie that summer. That summer. You couldn't escape it. You went to like Taco Bell and it was there. Oh, yeah. On all the cups and everything. You know what I mean? Just wherever you went.

it was there. It just lived with you. You went and saw the movie, then you went back to the house with your friends, and MTV was on for the rest of the night, playing the video and clips from the movie. You say this, but I got home from the movie theater last night, and I immediately jumped on the Reddit to start reading about the movie that I just right. I feel like we just changed it. Yeah, we're just done, now we do different things to immediately, like, stay immersed in the world. But I remember, like, how good, like, the Beavis and Buthead movie soundtrack was. Oh, yeah. That's such a good movie. You'd also, yeah, and a great movie. You'd also hear, like, clips from that movie.

Like, it was just in your world all of a sudden. You just had Beavis and Butthead on your, you know, on your album playlist kind of thing. It was great. That's why I was looking through the lyrics to the, uh, oh, where and trouble. Because I was like, do they say anything about the Power Rangers in the song? That's the key. And that's the one it's the best. That's when it's the best.

I know, because Adam's family. There it is. I mean, my favorite. You're saying my favorite, it wasn't technically a summer song. I know. But whoop, Adam's family, there it is. He's the most weirdly phoned in.

So funny. After Woot, there it is. And Woop, there it is. Both came out. The same song came out just different from different groups. And then, yeah, then they added the Adams family thing. But that's my favorite. When the song like, Deepest, Bluest,

but how does it like a shark's, like deep as blue is. Like, I love it when they actually talk about the movie they're in. That is, and I think it came to a culmination with men in black, but I also love Kiss from a Rose. I rewatched the music video yesterday actually for a her to mouth bonus stuff. So good.

But it's so weird. It's so darned. There's just Jim Carrey is the riddler and then like fucking seal in a leather black jacket singing on a rooftop. What's it called? The Aaliyah from the Dr. Doolittle

is the same. Yes. Yeah. Oh, fuck. You know what I mean. Are you that somebody? Yeah. Yeah.

And it would just be. Are you that somebody is like a sexy, the sexiest sexual. awakening music video of my entire life interspersed with images of Eddie Murphy as Dr. Doolittle. I was like, no. You know the one that blew our minds was actually a ghetto superstar from Bullworth. Dude.

Ghetto Superstar. I mean, I remember the song. I didn't remember. It's from Bullworth is the weirdest movie ever. Rewatch that music video. It's all like Warren Baby or whatever and Maya and Praz and old dirty bastard. And it's just, and the movie, if you remember Bullworth, Borth was such a fucking weird movie.

I kind of want to rewatch it now. Is this just like a white man like trying to rap? And then he's like, he like goes to a club. He falls in love with rap music. He's like this politician who's like going AWOL. And then he just starts like rapping a bunch and it just keeps going. And it's just, it's like so bizarre. But that was like the song of the summer at the same time.

This is weird. Yes. 1998. It's such a crazy. Like the music video is crazy. The movie it's based on is insane. It's so. funny that it's Warren Beatty.

I also am getting a kick out of the fact that the title of the song is Ghetto Superstar parentheses. That is what you are. Yeah. Just see you know what that is what you are. And by the way. I just never seen it written out. I kept screaming about what the hell happened to Maya and good news.

She became an extremely successful businesswoman. And she's just very rich. I love it. I love a story where it's like she knew exactly when to get out. Fuck yeah. She was everywhere for like two years. Yeah, she really was. and then just got the fuck out

and just made that bag bounce it I love that shit bounce it bounce it bounce that ball right into the list basket it's time of the list oh who's on the list me gotta have that list

famous actors who were killed kidnapped or otherwise seriously traumatized on movie sex filming the hanging scene in the mummy almost killed Brendan Fraser he told the Kelly Clark and show, I was standing on my toes like this with the rope around my neck and you only got so far to go.

And director Steven Summers ran over and he said, hey, he doesn't really look like you're, you know, choking. Can you sell it? And I was like, all right, fine. So I thought, one more take, man, one more take. I was stuck on my toes. I had nowhere to go but down. And so the crew member operating the rope was pulling up and I was going down.

The next thing I knew, my elbow was in my ear. The world was sideways. There was gravel in my teeth and everyone was really quiet because he had. followed off and it was almost like he had hung himself for just a moment in time. And that is, you know, they say that acting, you know,

that it's a safe job. There's also that. Do you remember that clip from like a live production of Jesus Christ Superstar where like there was like kind of a hanging thing and he like almost, he like. Yes. Yeah, you remember. Okay, good. I'm not crazy. I loved that live production of Jesus

Christ Christ's like and he almost like accidentally hung himself. Yeah. Damn. I think it was, yeah. There was that great golden era where there was a lot of live musicals on like network TV. I really enjoyed that. Well, Isle Fisher wasn't enjoying this experience while filming the water tank magic trick and now you see me. She almost drowned because her release chain got caught in her clothing.

She told Chelsea lately I was actually drowning. Everyone thought I was acting fabulously. No one realized I was actually struggling. Who wants to die in a swimming costume? Wow. That's got to be very, very, man, some of these are just genuinely creep me out. Absolutely, but I will also add Isla Fisher, she's got the goods. Oh, yeah, oh yeah.

Oh, yeah. Aluga, oh,uga. Oh. Do you love her? I remember that. Ouch. I'm just going to save you a couple emails. I believe that her name is pronounced Ila.

I got no problem with the sex noises you're making. Continue. I believe that the name is. Ila in my cream. And that was in Ila is in the stream reference. We just talked about getting a superstar, which was using that song. But there has nothing to do. Isla in my cream.

The movie Youth in Revolt while filming Youth and Revolt, Justin Long was drugged and abducted by people he met at a bar. On armchair expert, he said, I came to. back to the bar and it was fairly empty, and it was my last night of shooting the movie. And I went out with one of the actresses and these two P.A.s, a guy and a girl. And of course, I go to the bar, get my two shots, and these guys sidle up next to me. Just remember the feeling of sounds so new agey, but they had this weird energy, the dark energy. And they said, what happened to you the other night, missed a big shot? And I said, what do you mean? You guys were moving into some, like, fancy area. Like, this is our fucking bar, bro. And I said,

You know, of course, so. And they played right into my vulnerability, which was, I'm just like you. I grew up in a town like this. He continued, and I said, I'm so sorry, let's do a shot together. And they're like, all right, man. Long story short. He gets a little bit buzz. It was two in the morning in Birmingham, and they said, do you want to go to a casino?

He says, I want to go home. And they said, no, no, no, we'll go. And then they start playing blackjack. Honestly, this kind of sounds like just a great idea. But it does seem like as the night goes on, that maybe, things get a little untoward over time. And they're going to make a stop that he doesn't want to make. And they start taking him on like a joy.

Now we're going to go, yeah, now we're going to see what it looks like to put a gun in a man. Yeah. It's just like, you know, and it really is, this story is still going as I scroll up and up and up and up. This is a long story. They're passing the bong back and forth. It is just, I feel included the story on the list. This is an essay. Why did they include this story in the list?

It is still going. This is like a bomb. This is a storytelling event. Tell this in a show, just a place. This is not a list. This is just an article at this point. I am still scrolling. I know.

Yeah, I know about the Romeo and Juliet. Yes, I remember. Yeah, the acid. We all remember. God damn it. I thought this was a great, big, thick list, and I didn't realize it was all about the one. Well, apparently, the exorcist director,

William Friedkin, told Castle of Frankenstein magazine, I'm not a convert to the occult, but after I've seen, all I've seen on this film, I definitely believe in demonic possession. There are things that cannot be treated by medical or psychiatric means. It seems strange, foreign, and impossible,

but it exists. We were plagued by strange and sinister things from the beginning. It's true. It is simply the hardest thing I have ever done in my life, because apparently one of the scariest things that have happened on set

took place before cameras even rolled. According to sci-fi during pre-production a sudden fire claimed the set of the McNeil's house and supposedly only Reagan's bedroom survived which is where the exorcism

gets. Wow. Yeah, if you want to hear more now it's nerd of mouth but formerly known as Wizard did an episode on The Exorcist and covered all of these strange happenings, injuries crazy stuff. Of course the girl I think one point was flung from her bed for a thing

and ended up breaking I forget what exactly what the injury. It was rough. Like actual creepy shit. Yeah. There are certain, you know, like Amityville horror. And they were also doing crazy shit. They were like doing really, you know, violent scenes, you know, so injuries.

But yeah, it was wild, man. There was all these kind of cursy kind of. I love stuff like that. I love, I love trouble productions for horror movies like Poultry Geist, you know. And yes, Amityville horror is when they found a dead body floating behind the boat house while they were shooting. Oh my God, that's terrifying. I, for some reason, have a real soft spot for Amityville who are most people think it's very boring and dry.

It kind of is. It objectively is. I will just read that book. But that would be very scary during that. Because all the things that happen in that story are kind of boring, but it just adds up to be scary. So I feel like finding a body in the water is like, it's not like earth shattering, but it is like, oh, that's fucked up.

Does it all just add up to be carbon monoxide poisoning? I think, yeah, I mean, I think the dad is just to have a real rough one. I think it's one of those horrors where the real horror is man. And it's just a bad dad. Yeah, take that's bad bad dad. Okay, because you can't get her fucking records anymore. Whoa, you tell him, Holden. Thank you.

And there, we've got one more creepy incident on a horror movie. Jeffrey Dean Morgan told the Hollywood reporter that while filming the possession, there were enough weird things going on around our set that I've never seen happen on sets before. He claimed that in the middle of filming key scenes, lights would explode or there would be a sudden cold draft. However, the most chilling incident happened after the movie rapped. He said, we had all of our props a couple of days after we finished wrapping. They put everything in storage for if you're going to do reshoots or anything. It burned to the ground.

It was investigated and there were no signs of arson. No electrical fire. Among the wreckage was the imitation debuk box that was central to the plot. And yeah, that is how you say. That's my list for you. Amazing. Thank you.

Thank you. Apparently something long happened to Justin Long. So if you want to look into it, I guess you can. I do love the trope of being like it's, hey, speaking of Pee Wee Herman with the amazing documentary that's out everyone should watch. But yeah, I love that, you know,

with tequila in the, and Bewey Urban's Big Adventure. Like, I love the trope of going into a dangerous bar and being like totally out of your element and then having that dangerous moment and then having everyone like accept you is the best. Oh, yeah, it's the best. The best.

Well, you know what else is the best? Not being able to see. I think I'm going. Blind! We get them! We get them! This permanent A-plus list actors is old. He also refuses to film any movies where pot is not legal.

Joe Diageo. It is possible he smokes even more than Seth Rogan and is super cranky when he isn't high. Dick Van Dyke. Harrison Ford. Dick Van Dyke would be amazing. I really wish he was Dickman Dick. Harrison Ford. Correct. I went off of an old blood item I gave you guys about how he used to sell weed before he made it big. Nice. Fuck yeah, dude, dude, Holden, I don't remember if I've said this to you, but the blinds, I have newfound respect for you finding as many fun blinds as you did, because they are sad. Yes, a lot of them are dark or are concerning people I don't even really am very familiar with. Like, like, you know, if you notice, I never really brought in a lot of like Vanderpump rules blinds because I don't know if that's actually names you guys would,

like, yeah, there was a lot of discerning. Like, sometimes you get lucky, hit the jackpot. Some weeks you'd be like, oh my God, I very quickly found three. There was just a really good week of absurd. They need to be, like, absurd enough. They need to be silly. And they, and also, so many are just like, this guy's in the closet. And you're like, okay. Okay. Boring. Yeah, get on with it. Yeah, like, let's make fun of this other person is having a hard time. And we're just like, I don't want to do that. And it's like, and you want to, like, and you want to do that. It's like, in a fun way, which is like hard. That's why I love, that. That's why J-Lo was such a normal one, because she's, like, awful in a funny, fun way. Like Mariah.

Totally. Yeah. And Mariah, yeah. They're like, they're terrible, but it's always, there's a little bit a fun too. Oh, yeah. All right, well, let's see about this one. Our favorite foreign-born director is cheating

on his wife again. He will say it is an open marriage. The wife would disagree. What's the name? Kate Winslet's husband. No, I was thinking, oh, what's the,

what are we doing the shadows or, um, Rabbit, Joe Joe Rabbit. Oh, Tika Wittiti. Correct. I'm so, I'm fucking killing this. Two for two. Yeah.

Well, you didn't, nothing. I'm not a name. Whatever. Whatever. I knew who it was. Technically, you couldn't have done it without me.

I knew it was, but this is based So my very long-storied relationship with the life. I can definitely do it without you. I could definitely do it without you. You didn't know the name. All right. So this is, I'm going to give you guys maybe a tougher one because the other one I was going to do is. We just Googled it.

I could just Google. I don't even know why I did Google. I'm sitting in front of a laptop. We do not cheat here on page seven. Yeah. It's true. You couldn't have done it without Jackie. Thank you.

Or a computer or an easily Googling computer. All right. This one may be a little bit more challenging because I'm ditching the other one that I had, which was mean to a person we don't want to make fun of. So, oh, okay. This former, a minus list actress, all of you know, skipped a recent red carpet featuring her actor-husband, former co-star.

One of his former girlfriends was going to attend, and the last time they were on a red carpet together, it got kind of ugly. So there's three people. There's two people currently married to each other, and then there's an ex. Okay. Well, one thought was maybe,

this is why I'm so bad at this. I don't know any good names, but Nicole Kidman. The guy that works with wood and he's a mansman. A lumberjack. But he was on Parks or Recre. Hugh Jackman.

No. Ron. Ron Swanson. It's not Ron Swanson. Okay. Not him. No. No, they would never have marital problems.

Ever. Never. Don't even insinuate it. People are former co-stars. The husband is. Yeah. Give me more. Ted Danson

Could please be again Ted Dantz and Mary Ciebergen Okay We haven't I'm doing it I should not have chosen this one I just didn't want to be mean This is the one Do the mean one

I'm with the mean one Hit us with the mean one You know all of these people Okay Is it my parents and I'll do Oh God are you Are you a trigger and holding

Jan and Pat The X is from a beloved 90s teen drama Shannon Dordy's died right Younger than that MGK We just spoke about a movie she was in Romeo and Juliet

she's in Romeo and Juliet she's in Romeo Dane's? Correct She's the ex. Does anyone know who Claire Danez? Leonardo to camera and he bangs young things. He is an actor. He was in Big Fish.

He was also in most famous. You and McGregor? The only thing anybody remembers from Big Fish was a really tall guy and you and McGregor. That was it. Okay, what's in the fish?

There was anything else to my real name. No, no. There was a little man too. There was a little man. Yes, there was that guy too. Was it? I'm putting all my eggs in this. Was it the big fish basket? From big fish?

No. It was not. Do you guys just give up? No. She never give up. He was in Mission Impossible 3. He was in sleepers. He's in the morning show.

Mission Impossible 3. He's in the watchman. He's in. Who watches? Who watches it? Who watches it? It's not us. Not me.

He was in eat, pray, love. I can't believe what bad this can't believe. Oh, right. this catalog. Rayla. What I'm in the Indian guy? He was in the movie Jackie. That's my name.

But we all, Billy Crutt up? Yes. Almost famous. Hit me with almost famous. I said almost famous. And then what's the dumb? What's her idiot name? He's married, Claire Dane's currently married to, no, the ex is Claire Dane's.

He's currently married to. Okay, give us, yeah. What was, what? Mary Louise Parker? She was in Mulholland Drive. Naomi or Adam? Naomi, no, not Naomi Watts. No.

Wait did she break up a lay of Shriver? She is. A while ago? Adam says it was a while ago. She is currently married to Billy Crudder. God, thank God. Who were you going to be mean to? Who were you going to be mean to?

It was Jojo. It was Jojo. I knew it was going to be mean to Jojo. I would have been to Jojo. You are still allowed to celebrate Jojo. Did you do? Jojo is still bisexual. All right.

It is still her mom. It is totally cool. Bisexuals rise up. It doesn't make you any less queer. It does not make you any less queer. But we have to admit it's slightly funny that this like sexy bedroom pick was taken with her and this bro guy to kick off pride. And it's only funny because she has literally said I like invented gay music. She did act like the first gay person.

But that's just because she's young. And now by representation, and that is very important. We don't do anybody erase your here and we're happy for her. We do not erase by. In fact, we want them in the studio with us next week. We want more by people, more pan-pillar us. Yeah, all right. All right.

Come on, everybody. Happy to do you. Yeah, yeah. Get in here. Sit on the floor and just watch us, you know. Oh, yeah. Put a bunch of cream in your mouth and we'll all lay down like we're twinkies and then we're spurt the cream onto each other.

I love that. Yeah, that'll be the snack too. You don't have to bring anything in. For Jackie's snackies. Oh my God. It'll just be the cream. Yes, absolutely. make some hand whipped crane for everybody.

It would be our guilty pleasure. Yeah, you didn't. Right. It's going to be guilty. Shout us to Jojo. Oh, yeah. So, um, I, you know, I'm glad that we're not making fun of her here. Okay.

Yes. It's just the blinds are suggesting that she's not doing well. But she seems very happy. Yeah. You know, who knows. Who knows what's happening? The age gap is a bit of a, I have a big age gap myself. Oh, what's the age gap?

How old is? I think it's like 12. 12 years, but she's just so young. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. How old is she, they? How old is? 22, I believe.

22. Yeah. Jojo's 22. 34, that's sad. 34, 12 years. It's not an insurmountable age gap. It's just when you're that young. I think if you add another 10 years, it'd be like, hmm. Oh, yeah.

Then you're in a hilarious. Then we're getting in a little bit of a, yeah, then it becomes elder abuse. And also, Georgia Cua does use any pronouns, any pronoun. Pronon fluid. We love that. Yes. Prona fluid. Any pronoun. Any noun. You can call her a book. Yeah, I mean, you can. You know, I mean, she might be confused, but yeah, you definitely can do that. But I guess I can put a couple snacks in your mouth. Oh, no, it's Jackie Snack. It's what's going to eat today. I knew the other ones.

Yeah, you don't know that one. It's a newer song. Holden, I was way too excited. when I found these snackies. I actually know, in a positive way, I thought about you. I thought about you when the snack fluencer started talking about these limited edition Doritos and I hunted them down and I found them. I love Doritos.

I'm a very, you know, I think one important thing to know about me going into the snackies is I'm a very basic bitch on like my stuff. Like Doritos, nach cheese. That's where I'm at. I mean, I'll enjoy other stuff. This will be different. Yeah, yeah, that's okay.

That's okay. I like experimenting because that's the point of this segment. Yeah. The reason why I thought about you, Holden, is because they are now doing mustard and ketchup Doritos. I'm very excited for the mustard. See, I thought you were going to be very excited about the ketchup. I thought you're such a chop pet.

I'm down. I'm into it. I'm such a ketchup. But again, it's like the soda. This actually goes right back around in the beginning. It's like the soda gummies. It's like, I just give me ketchup. at that point.

Right. Oh, so you don't want your ketchup all over your chips. I kind of feel like mustard as a taste, as a seasoning is just like yum on anything. It's so good. All right, let's give it a shot. It's yum on, yeah, I'm very excited. All right, you're going. I'm giving you chup first.

I'm going mustard first. No mayo Doritos, interesting. No mayo Doritos. I think they were scared of its greatness. Oh, Mayo Doritos. Oh, yeah, I would eat a mayo Dorito. Oh, this is more of like a yellow, maybe like a Dijon. I think it's like a Dijon.

I hope it is. Jackie's eating mustard. Holden's eating ketchup. Whoa, that's got a zing. Wow. Wow. Mustardy. It's like a spicy brown horse radishy,

but also it's got a good kick on here. Bro. Put these on some motherfucking hot dogs. This is right. The ketchup was good? It's not as much of a zing like you're saying. It's more like just, it's like a nice sweet ketchupy. It just takes.

It tastes great. You know, they get, weirdly enough, an even better zang than they do. I love the nibblers. There's these honey mustard nibblers, pretzels. With all the dust. Those are so freaking good. That's what they taste like, but in a Dorito form. Bro, that's exactly what they fucking taste like the mustard ones.

Now they have switched. Hold on type of the mustards. Let's fucking go. They're so fucking good, bro. I'll eat the ketchup ones all day. This is next. level shit. The mustard ones is next level shit.

I'm going to get the. I loved the pickle Doritos I tried recently. They were really good. We should put all three on a hot dog. What if we get hot dogs? We put the pickle Doritos, the mustard Doritos, and the ketchup Doritos. MJ, I'm going to be real with you.

I like the ketchup Doritos way more than I like the condiment ketchup. Wow. It does get. I'll go with you on that. Wow. It's just a little sweet. It's a little sweet, but not too sweet. Yeah, it's nice.

Wow. I can't believe how good the flavors are on both of these. There we go. Hey, we got to put them together, dog. Oh, we got to put them together. I know, and I know you don't put chup on your dogs, Jackie, but I would put some chup Doritos onto a dog. All right, well, you guys are.

Now we're going to put them on top of each. After you do that, I got to do my minute munchies. It's ketchup and mustard, baby. We got to put them together. I know, you got to put them together. You got to put them on a burger. They're shocked. They're shocked.

They're so happy. Wow. Get out of town. This is the happiest I've seen anyone during the Jackie Snacky segment. They're both like leaving back. Dude, I'm going to fuck this table, dude. I'm going to drill a hole in this table. They're having an experience right now.

Dude, that's fucking awesome. So, yeah, for a party, fill a bowl with both. And then make me together. And then maybe put on many sliders. Many sliders. And on slot. Bro. They were just talking about sliders on the big show.

Bring them back. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Or just order them on. White Castle. Ooh, and it's got good dust on it. I just suck the dust off. Yeah, I'm gonna lickin the dust.

I'm a licking the dust. I'm a dust brother over here. Sorry, MJ. I didn't mean, we got, we got so wrapped up. I'm excited. I'm happy for you guys. I'm gonna do it. You've influenced me.

Monkeys, munchies, Monches. MJ's man, man, Munchies. These are my minute, munchies. I just, because I listen to podcasts, like the rest of you, I keep getting told to buy meat sticks. And so I found a meat stick. Good. A chomp, a chomp meat stick.

I don't usually eat that much meat. I was about, I think that's the one I was going to suggest that because they do those at Trader Joe's. Yeah, so Trader Joe's ones. I really like the Trader Joe's ones. I really like the turkey. And they're always trying to get me to feed them to my children on podcast. They're like my kid eats meat sticks. And I would love that to happen. Don him into your lunch. Don't me into lunch. Don't me to lunch. We're always looking for a good. I want to know if it's like a slim gym. Yeah. Yeah. It was there the same snap. It didn't seem like it didn't have the same snap as a little snap into a slender. Pretty good. Not as much snap as a slim gym. But yeah, I like it. It tastes like a... Is that turkey? It tastes like a slim jim.

Yeah, it is turkey. The turkey one, they have a little spicier one. I like all of the flavors. And, man, that's such an impulse by. They'll put them right at the register. Oh, yeah. And I always have to throw a few into my basket. That's exactly where I got it.

Oh, yeah. Great new segment, guys. Good. I see what the hype is about. You say this. I know, I'm genuine. Like, it's so good. A lot of people have been reaching out.

And again, you can send your own snackies in to 4804 Laurel Canyon Boulevard, number 378, Valley Village, California, 9-1-6-07. You can send anything you'd like there for anybody. And if it's a snack, you know. No anthrax. I don't know. No anthrax. But I guess like if you found a finger, but it wasn't like a freshly dead finger.

But if you found like a vintage finger that had been dried out, I would also accept that as well. Yesterday I had to sign for two huge packages. that I did not know we're coming. And they had Gideon's name on them, but it also said they were from Gideon. And I, they were huge. And I was like, this is a letter bomb. Somebody sent me two large letter bombs.

Yeah. And it turned out it was. It was inside of it. Stuff from his mom's house that was bubble wrapped and chipped us that he had arranged. But I didn't know that. And I was like, am I opening a letter bomb right now? So I just, so don't know anthrax, no letter bombs. That's all.

Good. Yeah, yeah, please. But an old finger or two, I'll take it. A letter bath bomb. A letter bath bomb would be nice. Yeah. Yeah. And not a glitter bomb either because I can handle it.

All right, I need to know, I need to be ready for the glitter. Thank you, Holden McNeely. Please. For coming on this week's episode of page seven, we know, I mean, obviously, we love having you here. You're going to be back soon. I think you're kind of getting the cut of this jib here. Of course.

That we, of course, love our Holden, and we can't be too far from him for too long. Always a pleasure. Thank you so much, you know, and also the Swifties out there. I know I didn't get in all the nitty gritties and just go read that letter on her website. and I'm always here to try to represent y'all. And I don't do it for a bit. And I'll always come back and scream about tech. Jake.

Jake. And anyone else who thinks it. Yeah, you tell them. And where, you know, check out Nerd a Mouth. Nerd a Mouth. Check out, man, there's all these new, like, LPN channels hitting YouTube. Bro, yes. I think that that's, like, really my big thing I'd love to pump.

So just go on right now, LPN-TV on YouTube. That's a big one. It might be LPN TV at some. point we're working with YouTube on that. Right now it belongs to a bunch of tea party people from 15 years ago in Pennsylvania. Oh, awesome. That put down about five videos for about 10 people to watch. And so we're trying to get that handle from them. But anyways. Well, in the meantime, go over to YouTube.com and in the

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So go get caught up on Natalie and I's. We did the first book of Crescent City. We're about to start book two very soon. So go get caught up. all of the YouTube videos are up there, or lots of them are, many to get you started. That's for damn sure. And that is, again, at LPN Romanticy. And definitely check out at Who's the Bee for Who's the Bitch content.

We're going to be putting up some bitchlets. Yeah. We're going to be putting up some other live streams. And again, check out that huge summer bitchathon we're going to be having on Thursday, June 26, from 4 to 7 p.m. And I think that by this point, the keynote will be up. And so if you want all the big kind of announcements coming to LPN TV and that will include Who's the Bee and all the sorts of stuff, check out that keynote speech that is happening. And also, Holdenaders Ho on Twitch, and that is where you can watch Jackin with the Holdies

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You can check out our Patreon, page 7, or Patreon.com. slash page seven podcast. We just got to the really horny episode of Buffy. We wish was there with us. Oh my God. I know. I have watched it and I thought the same, I thought about you. And I'm very excited to join on a Buffy watch along soon on page 7 podcast on Patreon. Yes. We got to have you back. And we're also, of course, doing celebrities. We just finished Jeanette McCurtees. I'm glad my mom died. So join us over there. And if you have things you'd like to say to us, you can email us at page 7 podcast at gmail.com. Thank you.

We always love to hear from you. And I'm MJ. I'm MJ K-L-K-K-L-K-K-T on Insta. Listener to mouth, too. Listen to nerd-a-mouth. Yeah, of course. We are planning on doing, we are looking to do a Miss Rachel episode, actually.

Hell, yeah. Oh, hell, yeah. I should talk to you about that, MJ. Give her that support. Yeah, yeah. Thank you so much for coming on. And everybody, have a great week. We'll be back soon, and we will be in.

Why am I still talking? In your. Is this the side-up? You will hear us in your ears. So I like this snack segment. I'm not sure about the new sign-up. No, that's my. That's my new sign-ups.

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