Page 7 - Vow Renewal - The Trash In Space w/Ed Larson

Episode Date: April 24, 2025

This week MJ and Jackie are joined by Ham Daddy himself Ed Larson to discuss that hot goss', including Steven Tyler's daughter ratting him out when it comes to the reason for all those bandanas, but the true question is how did no one see him shoveling pills into his gaping maw on stage, Jackie and Ed get into them ole Tallahassee days, and Ed reveals that he's hung with John Stamos a bunch, John Stamos put on a bald cap in solidarity of Uncle Joey because ya' can't shave hair plugs! Gayle King has now beat Katy Perry does dumbest crew member and now we're apparently putting trash in space ala a Futurama plot line and Wendy's as well as Martha Stewart joins in on with everyone on bullying Katy Perry until Daddy Bezos asked them to stop. Lady Gaga dropped a new album but tickers are INSANE, Jackie hits us with a list full of actors everyone thought were gonna be tooooo ooooolllllddd, then in a bonus list, Eddie reveals the top celebs he's gotten high with, then its time for BLIIINDZ and Jackies Snackies, with 7Up Endless Summer, as well as regional chips and a dip recipe from a listener, and a call for YOUR regional snacks! Are you in Florida!? Eddie may be headed your way! Check out his tour dates on EddieTunes.com! Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast  Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Had life, or rather, life had me. I was one among many, or at least I seemed to be. Well, I read an old quotation in a book just yesterday. Siddin't going to reap just what you sow. The debts you make, you have to pay. Can you get that? Can you get... I want to know.

I want to know if you can get nothing. And that always makes me think of a one, Edward Larson, but you're not invited in yet and he's not allowed to speak. So, MJ, how are you doing? Good morning. Hi, good, Jackie. Good morning. How are you? Man, I'm having a really great day.

And it's crazy because I feel like I got this big lump of ham in my eyespace. And I don't know what to do about it. He's left in a little ham jail. Porky pig can't use that porky mouth. It's slimy. It's wet. No, no, no, you cannot use that porky mouth. I don't think so.

We got to tell the people who you are. Okay, please, MJ, please introduce our lovely co-host for the day. Well, he is like the, I think we would call him the hambasseter. He's also the co-host of a show called The Brighter Side. He's the co-host or the host, I guess, of Hoopagoooooooooooooooo on the LPN Twitch channel. And also, of course, he is a co-host of the last podcast on the left. You've heard him here many times. He was practically the MJ when I was having my babies.

He was in here all the time. Eddie, we're so happy to have you back. Welcome back to page seven, Ed Larson. Yeah, baby. Oinko, oink, coin, coin, going, go, going, go, boy, go, boy, go. Yeah. I love coming here. This is great.

Hell yeah. This is my favorite show to guest on. Thank you so much for having me. Thank you for coming and hanging out with us. And yeah, that Funkadelic song will forever and ever always make me think of you. Fuck yeah. And, you know, I just started. He ain't heavy.

He's my brother when Henry was on. I couldn't start with that. So I had to go to my other Ed Larson song, and that obviously is funkadelic. Hell, yeah. And then we also got that, that Seeger song we love. That's also an Otis Clay song. Yes, but that's just going to destroy us. And I didn't want to start with sadness.

I needed a little bit of maggot rain. That's got a happiness to it. I guess. Yeah, well, it is called trying to live my life without you. It's sad. I don't live my life without you, babe. It's the hardest thing I'll ever do. It starts because I remember Jackie was trying to quit smoking and then I just randomly put on this album and we had never heard it either and it just starts.

I used to smoke. I had some cigarettes a day. And it was just like, hell yeah, you need to quit, bitch. Yeah, dude, you really can't quit. When did you quit, Ed? Did you, were you a ciggy smoker? I tried and it didn't take. Same.

When I was on probation and I couldn't smoke weed in college. I remember this. It's when I met you because I thought you were. a cigarette smoker and I thought Ed Larson didn't smoke weed because I met you when you were on probation. Yeah. Yeah. So I was just like, I need to smoke something. Yeah. I kept trying to smoke cigarettes and it didn't.

You know what? I think the reason it didn't take is because I decided that Camel Whides were going to be my brand. Wow. And so I think it just made me sick. Yeah. Isn't it insane? I smoked Camel Whides for a minute just because I was like, it's more cigarette. It's better bang for your book.

Don't you want a wider cigarette, but you know what it does? It makes you throw up. Do they still sell camelwides? I don't know. Yeah. I haven't looked in a long time. I also tried Sigs. They didn't take it.

I think it's because they don't make you high. Yeah. It's like marijuana does. Also, what's the point? Yeah, and they kill you. Yeah, yeah, and they kill your grandfather. My dad had a heart attack at 40 from cigarettes. Yeah.

But probably it's going to kill me. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So you know what? I'm happy for you that you never got on the train at E.

didn't have to kick it. You are very lucky because, man, that ain't a fun one to get rid of. I'll say you would. I was a mean person for a little amount of time, but maybe it's the best kind of mean you can get through. Because if I can quit smoking, anyone can quit smoking. Alan Carr is the easy way to quit smoking. Just get it. Just try it.

If I had the rooftop you had, I would have smoked probably. Yeah. Because it was just like fun to be up there. And like, you know, there's no reason to be up there if you're not smoking. I had a rooftop. I could see the entire New York. city skyline from. Yeah.

From Greenpoint. It's like, how do you not smoke cigarettes? Yeah. You're begging for it. Everyone was like, please, please kill yourself faster. And I was like, I'm going. But, but, but, but, but, but, I'm going. Because you could also arguably say, how can you be up there not drinking?

You know, so it's a slippery slope. That is the thing. They were doing that as well. Oh. We certainly were. Not to mention the broken stairs on your way down and hammered. Yeah. And then the one time that Lexie fell off and she broke her shoulder and then she had to

at surgery and they're all like, oh, your stairs are broken. Why are you letting people use them? Well, you got to get to the roof and smoke weed somehow. They were terrifying. I remember I would crawl up them. Like I remember. Yeah, because there was no wall. Steep staircase, no banister. No wall. No banister. There was a big X on two of the stairs. Like, you just like broken. Yeah. Oh, yeah. But I had to keep, I needed the stairs to be there because it went up to the roof, but I had to make sure because we would smoke right outside of the hole in our roof. all of the ash would come down and fill our entire kitchen with ash. So I would keep the broken stairs on there just to help me keep some of the ash out of the food.

And this is how we used to live. You know? This is what we used to go through. And now it's just crazy because I'm so soft now. There's no ash in your kitchen at all. I know. I'm not cigarette smoking just like basically into my bananas anymore. And it's a sad life to live.

Bananas are nature's ashtray. You're right. You peel those fuckers. They'll do the trick. Yeah, they're right. So you're saying we should be peeling them and then putting the cigarettes inside of the banana? In the peel. Yeah.

You know what that is? It's appealing. Come on, everybody. Come on. What is Ed Larson on the show or something? Yeah. Oh, she's coming in swinging. But I guess I'm coming in scarfing.

I was very, there's been a lot of Stephen Tyler discussion in the celebrity gossip news. Double scarfing. Double scarfing. Yeah. Yeah, getting all kinds. It's a scarf to scarf is what he's doing. Stephen Tyler's daughter reveals the shocking reason behind the rockers on stage scarves. And so we are talking about if you've watched, if you've ever seen him perform,

you always know canonically he's got the long scarves hanging from his microphone. And it took all these years for his daughter to say, you know why he's got those scarves on his microphone? He hides all of his pills in him. So we can do pills while he's doing a concert. See, here's the thing. No one's noticed in 40 years. Right. Him putting a pill in his mouth.

Good question. Right. That's, you know, that's kind of what like, through me when I saw. I mean, he's either very, I mean, also, like, people aren't really paying attention. I've seen, like, comedians, like, I won't say which comedian this is, but I've seen, like, comedians who, like, smoke on stage, like, like, flick their cigarette and their drink and stuff like that. You know, like, because they, like, really like smoking and shit. shit like that.

You'd be surprised what people do right in front of you and you're just not paying attention to that action. You are so right. But I will say

there's no way not to look at Stephen Tyler's mouth. It takes up the entire stage. How could you know? No secret pill popping with a mouth that big.

Yeah, how is he getting into it? I feel like, yeah, it's like feeding an orca. I feel like it's like you just throw him and he'll catch him. Oh, baby. If there's a pill on stage,

he will catch it. I guess my question. question to you, Ed, you're doing, you know, you're currently on tour. You'd be doing side story stories. You have your own tour in Florida, which we're going to plug those dates. Great. Yes. Yes. Um, yeah, it's the invasive species tour. I'm coming back down the Florida. I did the first half. It went great. Thanks to everyone who came out in Jacksonville, Panama City, and Tallahassee. Tallahassee. Tallahassee was fucking awesome. I did brothers where Jackie and I used to do comedy in college. And I went to the same thing. The only gay bar in Tallahassee, everybody. Yeah, it's still a gay bar, too.

But it can't be the only gay bar in Tel-Has. I was going to say, probably not the only one anymore. I don't know. I mean, there's still, like, I was talking to them. They're still, like, getting hate from the community and all that shit. I'm so glad. Oh, is Florida still backwards? Yeah.

I was going to say, it was once the only gay bar. Then it no longer wasn't. Now it probably is again. I'm sure. I'm sure. But yeah, no, it was amazing. I had my buddy Danny Bidrojan for Pee Fong. He played the show with me with his band Some Fiers.

I sang with them and stuff. It was a blast. It was a wild show. And they completely redid the joint, Jackie. I want to go check it out. They took the liquor store and they like remove the wall. And so now it's like one giant room. It's like a big, like a legitimate venue.

But how do they bring the horses in for the donkey shows? They bring in the donkeys for the donkey shows. I don't know. I saw a horse at a donkey show. It's a pony or a horse? Oh, it was a horse, of course. I walked into that brother's stage. I'll never forget because at the time I was banging one of the bartenders and I walked in and I looked back there and she's like, oh, it's a private show.

And I was like, did I just hear a name? and then she let me look through and there was a horse on the stage and I'm like, have you never told me this? Have I never told you this? And I was like, I would remember this. I could have sworn I told you this. I didn't even know you were banging the bartender.

Oh yeah. Devin? Yeah. What? Oh, yeah. That's crazy. Oh, yeah. And I look in and I saw a horse on the stage

and I looked at her and I was like, what's the horse going to do on the stage? And she just laughed and said, you don't want to know. And I said, I don't. And that was the extent of the conversation. Surprisingly, now I would be like, I mean, I'd love to hear the details, I guess. Like, at the time, I just was so shocked that she wanted to sleep with me that I was just trying to be like,

I'm so cool. He was like the coolest chick in town. She was the coolest charm. Sounds like it. I had to be like, oh, yeah, just like a horse. Yeah, you have a horrors of the game. Who knows what's going to go on? All bartenders that hate everyone love Jackie and me.

Thank you. And you, Danny. It's forever our problem. Well, Jackie leaves really big tips for the bartender. And I'm not saying that's why she was sleeping with you, Jackie, but it is something that you taught me. Always tip your bartender extremely generously, and they will take care of you. Oh, always, always, always. And, you know, be good, treat them like human beings.

It's really not that difficult to get, like, when people would be like, yeah, oh, the bartenders always love you. And I'm like, well, I'm a barfly that goes to the bar all the time. So if you're a barfly, you got to get them to love you, or else you're going to pay for every single drink you get. You're going to end up spending the same amount of money. Just more goes to the bartender and you get more drinks. That's exactly right. I'd rather give the money directly to the bartender, which is essentially what you're doing

with that. I am sad. I have looked up LGBTQ plus spots in Tallahassee. Apparently a lot of them closed during the quarantine, like during COVID. And then that tornado came by and ripped through Railroad Square too. Dude, so, man. Oh, talking Tallahassee days. MJ, I didn't get to go to any of the bars in my college town because I graduated college at the age of 20 and I didn't have a fake.

And I couldn't get into it. And so all of them would go to the bars. And I'd be like, have fun at the bars. I'd go get like a $29. I mean, I figured out how to get it. Don't worry. I always figured it out. I always forget this that you were like younger for your age.

And I mean, this is a compliment. Whoa, thank you. It does make sense. Did you skip a grade? Yes. Yeah. That does make sense. Also, New York starts school earlier than Florida does.

So immediately I just had to go into the next grade because also New York schools at that time, I can't speak for them now, were a lot better than Florida schools. And I just come at a assume. You can say, you can go ahead. I'm going to assume. I'm fairly sure that's still true. Florida schools are in the news constantly. They got no books anymore. What are they reading?

I think the books are in allowed. I mean, I grew up in South Florida. I can't tell you one book I read. Yeah. Yeah. To kill a mockingbird day, they just gave us a bunch of rocks. So, like, go outside, have a good time. Yeah, they're like, you can't know about this.

Yeah, keep hit him higher. No, hit him in the beak. Right in the beak, you got to get them. No, but I knew I knew that Jackie had like, enthusiastic like honor student theater kid energy. but of course you also have like skip to grade keeping up with your slightly older peers energy. And again, I mean it as a compliment because you got to keep up. You got to keep up. You have to. You have a hustle. You know, you have an older brother. You know how hard it is just to be like,

I am doing just as well. Yes. I've always looked at you as the same age as me. Yeah. And, you know, I don't know if that's an insult or a compliment, but, you know, I've always felt that way. I appreciate it. I'll take it. And I'm like, what, six years older than you? Yeah. I understand if it's also, you know, I have stopped using boat. best friends who never went to college together, and I have some of those too, and I love that. Weirdly enough, my mom did ask me the other day, Eddie, if I met you at Florida State. She was like, where did you meet Eddie? And I was like, no, he wasn't going to Florida State.

I think you were going to TCC at the time. But I didn't tell her about the fact that I didn't know you smoked weed because I thought you smoked cigarettes. I kept all of that out. She knows now because she's listening. You could tell her anything you want. I'm an open book to your mom. She knows that. We love talking about her edible exos bades and all that stuff.

Oh, yeah. Eddie is the Ford's Sabrowski job. I met you the day you moved to Talasia I helped you move in. You did. I helped you move into your dorm.

Oh my God, you did. And then we all went up to Chili's and your dad like yelled at the waitress. Surprise. I went somewhere where my father embarrassed us brutally. Oh my gosh. The first day that you met Eddie.

I can't believe I don't remember that Eddie. That's insane. It was a Chili's you said? A Chili's. I love that it was a Chili's. We talk about Chili's a lot. We do talk about Chili's a lot. We talk about Chili's merchandise a lot.

And wow, that makes a lot of sense. And I will never forget when they left, I couldn't wait. I bet. And it's not because my parents were bad parents. I just, man. Oh, I was ready too. I was not the kid that wanted to stay home. No.

I was out the door at 18. Ready to go. MJ, were you out the door at 18? You were out. Yeah, yeah. I was also very excited because I, like you, I also went to the same college as my brother. And so I knew all of his friends already. and I was real psyched.

Yeah, I was like, I, you know, I had a, I had a good time in high school and everything, but I got, and also great parents, but I got to the point where I was like, I got to spread my wings and learn how to fly. Yes. By which I meant, like, I knew I was like, I am about to start learning how to drink. Yeah. And I did. And it was great. The second half of my senior year, I lived out of my car because my parents moved away and I refused to go with him. And I didn't even look at it as being homeless.

I had no idea that that's what I was. I was just like, I'm a partying all the time. You know, I know, I know, I'd know I'd know I'd know. And so it was, it was an interesting time. That's why I'm so excited to come back to South Florida on this next trip that I'm doing. May 6th, I'm going to Naples. May 7th is Fort Lauderdale. May 8th is Orlando.

Two shows, first one sold out already. Hell yeah. And then I'm going to Key West on May 9th through the 11th. But I might as well break the news here. My job. She's coming with me. She's coming with me. Well, just for Fort Lauderdale and for Orlando.

I booked your hotel room last night. Whoa, thank you. Nice, right on the water. Oh, right on the water. Yeah, taking care of you or making sure we're putting you up nice. Jackie's going on the road with the boys. That's right. I can't wait.

It's going to be very exciting. We've got to figure out a bit for you to do. I know. We'll figure something up. MJ, I'm so sad because MJ in Florida, I never knew that I hadn't seen MJ's final form yet. MJ's final form is either in Florida or. Or Vegas, because, man, the way you shined in Vegas, MJ. Wow.

And it's like, it is like, it's Key West specifically in Florida. I'm so excited for Key West. Those shows are going to be amazing. I'm doing, oh, three nights, Mother's Day. Oh, that's going to be. Whoa. I love that your life in Florida in high school ended with you, like, living through a very special episode, like that you were like a homeless child and no one noticed.

I had two friends that would just keep their back door open for me and I would sleep on their couch if they want if I wanted to. I mean, and I still talk to both of them. It's a great. They're both one. Did everybody have? I had one of the kids, like I had a kid who's family left him moved back to Japan for his final year of high school and they just let him have the house. They just let him stay there because they were rich and then he would just throw the craziest parties because why would you leave a 17 year old with a whole, like I remember

him. Your entire home. Yes. It made me think of the movie. Can't Heart wait, but he wasn't doing the whole like, oh, you can't break that. Oh, my God, you have to. We destroyed that house. There was a couple houses that were just like run by children when I was in high school. There was like, and then we would all just go there whenever we skipped school. I remember one time I went to one of these and I don't know how these kids did this,

but they stole two giant nitrous tanks from a hospital. Oh, no. And they just had this like all weekend nitrous party. Oh, no. believe no one died. And then we had those like, you know those bouncy balloons that you like punch? Oh, hell yeah. We were filling those up and shit.

Oh, my God. You hit each other in the face and put us up. Yes. It was wild. Wow. I really don't know what angle to even experience this horror from. Like I'm thinking about as a future parent of teachers. I got it all out of my system though.

There you go. Young, yeah. Yeah. Now it's just mushrooms, weed, and beer and whiskey. You know? That's all you need. That's all you need the four food groups. Every conflict, there's at least one bitch.

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you know, Stephen Tyler, he's got these scarves. What are you hanging from your microphone? You know, I remember I saw, John Stamos perform with the Beach Boys, and I still to this day can't believe how many panties were thrown at him. It was my first and only time I've ever seen someone so ridiculously covered in panties on a stage. Why don't I look scared? This story, Jackie.

From the Beach Boys? That you saw John Stamos perform with the Beach Boys. Was this in like full house era? No, no, no, not full house era. This was when I was with my ex because you love the Beach Boys so much. Uh-huh. Okay.

I see. I've hung with Stamos a bunch of times. He's very nice. He looks at. Most recently I went, I was at a concert that he was at, and he invited me and the rest of my family to go hang out in his box. And so we were... Excuse me?

Yeah. And so we were like blowing John Stamos. I have a family photo of me and my family, like 20 feet from Willie Nelson. And it's like the funniest part about the picture. is John Stamos took it. You know, and like, he's not in the photo, but he's like, you guys take a picture? You want a picture? And then like, he's very kind.

Well, I was close with those guys for a while, and I was close with Bob and and so Bob Sagget. Right, right, because of the gross. So I knew all those guys and everything. How did you feel when John Stamos pretend put a bald cap on to be in solidarity with Dave Cooleyer's shaved head? I mean, it was beautiful. Yeah, it was beautiful.

It was something your friend does when they go over there. First of all, he's got fucking hair plugs. he can't shave it. Like, it's not like an option. Also, Uncle Joey didn't want him to shave his head. He specifically was like, I didn't want that. Like, why is everyone speaking for me?

I didn't want him to shave his head. Yeah, Dave Coolier, he's such a private, like, soft-spoken man. And, like, when everyone was, like, flipping out about that, it's just like, you know how happy is Dave, Dave Cooleyer is that John Stamos came to his house at Michigan to hang out with him while he was, like, going through this fucking crisis?

and like everyone says shitting on him. This is such a, I'm actually so glad we're having this conversation because I can't remember if we talked about on the show, but the whole, you know, there was a whole news cycle about look at this piece of shit. He pretended he shaved his head and he didn't. And it's such a, this is such a great example of how sometimes people see something online and it evokes a feeling in them. Yeah.

And then they have a reaction about that feeling. And their reaction is to their own feeling. It's not to what actually happened. Right. And that is, I think, the internet culture we are living in right now. Yes. And this is a great example of that. The relationship between Stamos, Cullier and Sagitt and all those girls is insane.

I've hung out with all of them, even Crazy Candace. And they all love each other. They're all so sweet to each other. It's like they are a family. They are their fathers. Like it is like they're still a beautiful thing. Mary Kate and Ashley are very nice and soft spoken. They love like just they love them.

They all love each other with like it's. They love that. That's nice. Yeah, at Sagitt's funeral, that was, I went to Bob Sagitt's funeral. And it was, I was definitely like, it was like during COVID times, you know. And so I was definitely like the last person invited. Yeah, I bet. I bet.

I was supposed to be there. And I just remember that was like Hollywood royalty. I stood next to Warren Beatty. Whoa. It was like, I'd never seen everywhere you, and everyone's masked in like, and we're in a little temple. and where is it? Forest Lawn and like and he's buried right next to Rickles

which is like one of his mentors and stuff. Wow. And so it's like it's all just like it was so beautiful and crazy and like every I saw every famous comedian bawling their eyes out. No one knows how much Bob Sagitt meant to the Hollywood community.

Yeah. He was everyone's like older dad older brother who like he really took care of everybody. That man gave me so much like unwanted advice. Like, Yeah. He was such a, like, that's all he wanted to do is he would just hold court and give advice. And he wanted to make sure he just loved comedians and he loved comedy so much.

And he was such a good, kind man. And I miss him greatly. Wow. Thank you for sharing that. That's, it's beautiful to be able to, especially on this show, you know, we do strive to talk about the more positive things and the side of celebritydom. So it's wonderful to hear stories like that. And also I just want to let everybody know, Dave Cooleyer has announced that he has cancer. are free. Yeah, he's in remission.

He's in remission. And also he found out that he was in remission the day that his grandson was born. And I think that's really beautiful. Oh my God, that's wonderful. Yeah. So here, you know, it's like there are good stories out there, guys. There are good people that still exist. All right? We have to just fill our brains with that.

That's nice, especially because we really want to make fun more fun of the spaceship people. Oh, we want to make fun of the spaceship people. We definitely need to continue. I can't, I mean, I can believe. it because I think so much of celebrity gossip right now is so upsetting that I think everyone's really still staring at the Blue Origin flight just being like, thank God, this is all just

dumb and we can just laugh at this, right? How about like, all right, so a year and a half ago, I'm watching the fucking morning show. Okay. Great show, by the way. And I was like, oh. The show, the written show, the morning show. Jennifer Anderson. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

And then it's like the second episode of the new season and they send Reese Witherspoon in this space. And I literally look at Julie. I'm like, this fucking show has jumped the shark. This is never, it's just the dumbest thing I've ever heard. I can't believe this is happening. What are they trying to pull on us? And then a year and a half later, there goes Gail King. They'll go. It's crazy. It's crazy. One of the least annoying people on that rocket, too. Obviously, the civil rights activist and poet was the least annoying. And then I think Gail King comes in a second after that. I mean, after the interview when she was simply, we talked about the last week, but she simply afterwards was like,

I know, like, you guys haven't gone to space, but I've been to space, and I know before I went to space, like, I was like, oh my God, it's so expensive. Why are people going to space? But then I realize that they're taking all the trash on the earth and they're rounding it up and they're putting it into outer space. Do you realize how important this is? And that made me, wow, I went from thinking

Katie Perry was the dumb one on it. And I just like, you're just openly say, and just like, isn't that great, guys? Are we putting trash in space? That's what she said. How are we doing that? That's what she said. And also she said that we can't speak about it until we've had the experience ourselves.

We haven't been to space so we can't speak about it. But the best part. That's your news if we're throwing our trash in space. Yeah. That's like major, right? I know. Many people have pointed out it is the plot of a Futurama episode apparently. Yeah.

Where the trash in space becomes a meteor. But this is a story that keeps on given because we spent a lot of time being angry about this last week and we were right then and we are right now because now there's a new thing which is a conspiracy which is did they really go to space and Eddie I know that you are part of

a show that loves conspiracy the last podcast on the left and now all the internet detectives are wondering why did Jeff Bezos need a little prop tool to open the door to the spaceship because he was putting on a show even if they did go to space he wanted to look

it's obvious they were I don't know how they had the cameras rolling too early to have the door open and then close. First of all, did we see it land? I don't think so. That's the thing. That's the only thing. If, like, if no one saw it land, like, that's like the thing. Like, it was like...

Maybe they're still in space. It was kind of... Oh, MJ. What? We didn't see it. We're stuck in space. We didn't see it land. They couldn't get back.

Maybe they're still up there. And maybe Katie Perry will release best. better music because of it. If we could just get a double out here, it would be great. Maybe the double wouldn't want to work with Scooter Braun anymore. That would be awesome. Like, there's so many things that could come from a Katie Perry body double. She's another one that I've like completely just haven't experienced as an artist.

Like I like Katie Perry, until this voyage, I honestly had no idea what she looked like. Eddie? That's funny. I love this. It's real hard to get through life without seeing what. Katie Perry looks like. I love you for that. I mean, but she always looks different. You know, and everyone's like, you know, and I don't listen

to the music. And so I don't know. And like, I saw the Super Bowl halftime show, but she's like riding a giant tiger. Oh yeah. I'm at a bar hammered, you know, so that doesn't really happen. And that was a lot. That was back when Katie Perry was like generally enjoyable. I liked, I was pro Katie Perry during the Super Bowl era for sure. Yeah, yeah. But I. The left shark.

I had no idea. And I was like, I'm looking at it. I'm like, is that really what she looks like a, a doll. Well, she looks like a mannequin. different now. Yeah. She, a lot of people have commented on

how she looks like the life has been sucked out of her. Yes. Yes. In a way? Yeah. Not in a fun way.

You ever see that show Today's special when we were kids? No. I'm a little older than y'all. So there was this show called Today's special on Nickelodeon

that was all about these mannequins that would come to life when the door, when the department store closed. Oh. She reminds me of that. Yeah. Yeah.

She reminds me of something. else from back then stick stickly she does remind me of stick stickly which was a popsicle stick with eyeballs on it i remember that and used to sing right to be stick sickly through a box nine sec three i'm not gonna do this um so yeah they're claiming that the landing was fake i am while you guys were just talking i was trying to see if there is any footage of the landing of this and i can't in my just cursory glance i am not finding the actual landing of it so it is possible that maybe it is all fake i i don't know i'm I know that it's not, guys. I do understand that that's not possible.

But wouldn't it be crazy. I think it would be insane. Like, there's no reason for it. Well, to show that they did it. I mean, is it. But why do it? They'd have been to space a bunch of times. Well, because this is Blue Origin.

This is Bezos going to space. Bezos already went. But I think he's not on his ships, right? This is like his thing. This is his little vanity project. It's like, look at, you take the cock ship up? Yeah. You said cock ship?

Yeah, he took the cock ship. He had a cock ship? Yeah. Was it a cock ship? He took a cock ship up. Yeah, this one was more shaped like a diva cup. Isn't that interesting? Oh.

But, no, this is just like he's a special boy who can go to space too. There's more than one special boy who can go to space in town. I remember on Bezos's trip, he was trying to get Tom Hanks to go. And Tom Hanks said no because he wanted like $150,000 from him. He's like, I'm not paying. You want to take me, take me. Take me, yeah. Yeah, no.

And I think all the guests on Blue Origin paid money. Yeah, they did. You're telling me Bezos can't float that bill? Like, it's crazy. Right. You pay for it, you pay for it, you pay for it, bro. It's your publicity stuff. Yeah, you're doing PR.

You mentioned a little bit earlier. You're a little bit older than us. I would love to hear, did you watch the Challenger? Because there was a lot of Gen X conversation about watching this. And of course, many jokes about if it was going to Challenger or not, and it didn't. How did you feel about the Challenger? Well, I was four, and I saw it with my own eyes. Whoa.

I was in central Florida. I was in middle school, not middle school. I was in a, what is it called? Like preschool. Like pre-kate, yeah. But it was like, yeah, but it was like, I think it might even be like daycare or some shit. Okay. And then then, so my, obviously I'm four.

So my memory is a little shady. Yeah. But they did take us outside because we're like just a couple miles away from Cape Canaveral there. Oh, you saw it. No, I saw it. That's nuts. Like my eyes. Oh, no.

Yeah. They took us outside and they're like, we're going to watch the teacher go in space. And this is like half memory, half the story that's been puppeted back to me by my family. So there might be a little wrong in here, but it's okay. I know I'm going to bring me wrong. But so we go outside and then we're going to watch the teacher go to space. And then we see the challenges go up and explode. And then they told us all it was fireworks.

Oh, wow. That is actually very smart thinking for four-year-olds. Yeah, yeah, yeah. My God, when you said I saw it with my own two eyes, I was like, yeah, sure. or like you saw it on TV. No, no. I was in Palm Bay, which is like 40 miles from Cape Cranvel. And so you can see it, you know, like go in like, it fucking exploded in front of us.

I really think that we should be centering the collective trauma that Challenger was to Gen X. I don't know if you identify as millennial or Gen X or if you're a Cusper. Oh, I'm a Gen Xer. By like, by two years. 83 is the 80s to come off and I'm 81. So I just feel like people kind of brush it off that an entire generation, for us it was the, for millennials, it was the OJ verdict. We like, they wheeled in TVs, you know, to watch the OJ verdict. I mean, we had a, we had a spaceship explode in like 2001, 2002.

But I'm talking everyone's at school watching a spaceship explode. I'm just wondering. Yeah, because there was a teacher going up. I mean, remember they were going to put big turn on the fucking thing. Well, this is what we were talking about. withhold them last week. I'm just saying, I think that it may have fucked you guys all up in a serious way. That's what I'm saying. You know, and then obviously everything that happened with Nirvana later, I think that maybe we should be talking more about Gen X's trauma.

Does it explain what's happening with society right now? Because they're all in their 40s and 50s and they're the ones in charge. I don't know. I'm just asking questions. I mean, I didn't really like, no, we didn't really face our trauma. Exactly. You know, Kirk Cobain, like, know what was really fucked up was Biggie Tupac. Yeah. That was what was really fucked up. Like, it's like everyone, you know, people like, you know, not to be that guy, but like people definitely, you know, have taken their own lives, you know. But like, when you're watching like these like stars murder each other, you're like, what the hell is going on?

Yeah. Huge people that everybody knows. You're just like, that's insane. But I do feel like now that there's so much since we can see so many, you know, oftentimes. when we do like a page seven rewind where we'll go back and from a different year like from the past and talk about what happened then we discuss often that's like back then

it used to be more of a monoculture so everybody knew the big stories now it's we are so separated and everything is so so like given to niche audiences and so much content is created that people aren't as wrapped up in every huge story like they weren't

like Gen Xers were. Right. Because it was what was spread. Exactly. Yeah. Exactly. So you only knew, and that was still, though, different than like the 80s and what happened then and how they talked about celebrities.

And you think about like what celebrities like we're doing and getting away with in the 80s. Well, they were encouraged back then. Right. You almost look, you would look cooler if you're a womanizer who spent all their money on private jets. You know, now it's like, you know, like now they're getting in trouble for the shit that they were applauded for back then. Yeah. You know, and so it's very.

It's very bizarre. Which is good, though. It is good in some ways. Like, in certain ways we are growing. And in certain ways, man, we're just backsliding, backsliding, backsliding. But one of those ways that we're not backsliding is that we're still at least bullying Katie Perry for going to outer space. Which is just fun. That's just good old-fashioned fun.

Especially good. Notice no one's fucking with Gail King. Yeah. Everyone's fucking with. And everybody's fucking with Katie Barry. Everybody's fucking with Katie Barry. Including we, you know, we brought up last week, how Wendy's was trolling Katie Perry, but apparently Wendy's didn't stop.

Yeah, there was three tweets about Katie Perry. Like that is a lot of tweets to be targeting Katie Perry. And again, we do generally, we're, you know, we're, we're, we try to keep a positive here. We're generally anti-bullied. When it comes to a billionaire vanity project that is destroying the planet, I think that we can make fun. And I think Wendy's can make fun. Obviously, Wendy's social media manager,

thought that they could make fun too. I guarantee Wendy's made so much money. Oh, yeah. I haven't thought about Wendy's in years. Me neither, but it kind of made me want to go get a square burger. Oh, yeah, exactly. Right? A lot of backlash.

A lot of, this is anti-feminist. I mean, from who? Yeah, from people who don't eat Wendy's. You think anyone who's concerned about feminism go gets cheeseburgers at three in the morning? Let me get the clue. I think it was just Katie Perry's publicist and also perhaps Bezos's publicist. They said that Wendy's is a girl.

So telling a woman to be sent back to space reflection of fucking corporation. To tear people down in society. And they literally said because Wendy is a girl, it's hypocritical to be mean to Katie Perry. Well, Wendy's is Dave Thomas. Dave Thomas was the, Wendy's just, the face. Dave Thomas was the actual

like sports person. Wendy's the comedy is in fact not a girl. That's a great point Eddie. Thank you. The company's not a girl, not yet a woman. Yeah, we just need to wait for that company to grow up a little bit more. Turn that girl into a big lady. I dare say Wendy's is old enough to be a big lady and I don't think that we need to go.

That's such weird semantics. I'm like, but you see the car. tune characters a girl, so girls should be supporting girls. Like, what are you talking about?

First of all, that's not how feminism works. It doesn't mean you can never be criticized just because you're a woman. Second of all, is a source close to the situation

who spoke to people and who said that given that Wendy's is a girl, this is not appropriate, which is so good. I do love it. I also kind of love... It was Burger King.

Yeah. We would expect that kind of behavior for King. And that's just punching down and we don't... We're not supportive of that. Yeah, Kings have more status than astronauts. I do love that Martha Stewart did post a video of her in outer space in 2007 on a Boeing 727 aircraft,

and she posted underneath it, Do you ever feel like a plastic bag drifting through the wind, which is a line from a Katie Perry song, Firework? And she said underneath it, in case you spaced out in 2007, Martha's always been ahead of her time. Wow. It is such a... We'll say 18 years ago, that bitch felt what they're all like, this is ground because I'm still trying to find why specifically.

And if you know, please let me know. And I'm not saying because I'm like searching real hard. They kept saying that this was a historic space ride. What was historic about, like, what was... Because you're right. But is that... It's never been all women before. It's never been.

All Women's works like this. You're telling me there's never been a... Women have been to space, but there's never been an all women space ride. And this is the first side. And I don't think any of them are actually piloting. I think it was on autopilot.

Powerless women. Yeah, because that's in space. They're not... But so it's just powerless. So one day we'll be like, oh, great. And then all of the women are also astronauts. Female astronauts are getting fired right now by Doge. Yeah, that's the thing.

I just can't emphasize enough how much these ladies aren't astronauts. They are wealthy ladies who took a little ride. No, they're tourists. They're tourists. Yeah, they're tourists. That's all it is.

I just don't know. I guess in my brain, I guess it is historic that it's all females. Yeah. And I think, well, also, it's historic for space tourism is closer and closer

and it's going to be a thing in our life. Obviously, it's already a thing in our life time. Technically, that's what it was. I was like, I knew I saw something. In 1963, Valentina Tereshkovah did a solo flight from, she did a solo all female crew flight in

1963. Oh, that's the one where we hear her burning up coming back and she dies on the return. If she dies, she dies. No, that's really haunting. You can listen to that. It's just like her screaming. No, I'm good. I'm good. I don't want to. Russia love sacrificing people.

Was she singing what a wonderful world like Katie Perry was when she was in space the entire time? I mean, if Katie, if Katie Perry doesn't sing while she's in space, then what the fuck we even putting her up there for? I guess, but look at the space. I'd be so mad. It follows on a spaceship with Katie Perry. We got to space and she didn't sing.

I'd be like, all right, bitch. She'd turn to see it. Yeah. Yeah. And also be like, shut up. I'm trying to just enjoy this moment for a second. I want to look down at the air. Like, that is such a monumental and then just her prattling on.

She said, shut up. I'm trying to, like, I'm trying to experience this. I just like rapidly trying to learn about the history of women in space because I just can't allow this blue origin flight to be historic. I can't, my brain won't let it. It's fine. It doesn't matter. You know, it's inconsequential, even if it is historic. It's just like, you know, the next one will be more historic when it matters and I actually

do science and shit. Do the science. Well, they were there for 10 minutes. Does it even really count? Like, they were barely out of the atmosphere. And I think that was why Martha Stewart was making fun because Martha Stewart was just like, I was just kind of on a big flight. You know?

Yes. Well, Martha's was one of the ones that like took off like a plane. Yeah. Yeah. Like in a Boeing's. So, and Eddie, you've met Martha Stewart a couple of times. I've smoked weed with Martha Stewart. Hell yes.

We fucking smoked weed twice together. Snoop Dog's trailer at the Bieber roast. Was it just the three of you got? Who was in the trailer? It was me, Jeff, and Snoop Dog. And we were smoking some weed right before the show's start. And then the door was open. And Martha walked by.

And it was my bowl, my pipe. It was very, I was very. And then Martha walked up by with the door open. And she's like, Snoop Dog. Is that Snoop doggie dog? And he's like, Martha, baby. And then like, she came in and started, and like, it was throwing hugs around. And then we passed through the bowl.

And she's like, don't mind if I do. And then started hitting it. And then we all, yeah, yeah, yeah, it was so great. You know here at page seven, we are huge fans of Martha Stewart. We are very pro-Martha Stewart. She gave everyone her bedsheets, all the writers and everything. Like, she gave bed sheets to them and stuff afterwards. Love this.

Yeah, she was very sweet. When she came into the room with the writers, she, came in and she was like, she's like, I want all the dirtiest jokes that no one's willing to say, I want to say them. And like that's why her set was so good. Wow. And then Jewel took a cue from her the following year. And she did the same shit. She's like, I want to say all the stuff that nobody wants to do.

I love that. Yeah. She's like, I want to be like, who worked with Martha? I want to work with them. And like, it was just like, yeah. God, that's great. I really love that. I know that we're, we got to get to the list here pretty soon.

soon, but I did, I needed to know, I asked you to listen to the Lady Gaga album. I listened to it on the way here. I loved it. I've been listening to it more than once. It's really good. Right? I am so glad that, because like, I didn't know if you had listened to it yet, because of course, Eddie, everybody knows, Eddie's our music. Like, to me, Eddie's my music boy. You're my music man. But I'm not a pop guy. Not a pop guy. No, you're not. And I really appreciate it. Because last time we had you on, I remember specifically, it was when Tortured Poets Department came out. I asked you to listen to that album too. And you, and you, did and we were...

Immediately forgot. Of course, it was... Yes. But I wasn't asking because I thought it was a fire the way this Lady Gaga album is. What'd you just out the gate? What you think? It reminds me of Ray of Light.

The Madonna album, like, at the middle of her career. It's got a similar energy. I like that it, like, kind of, like, switches genres a little bit throughout the album. And it, like, it's party music. It's just, I like, also, maybe I haven't, like, I've only listened to it

twice, and so maybe I missed it, but, like, I like that it's not too. deep. I like that it's just like, let's listen to this music and dance and go to the beach. And I, like, I miss that about music. Like, that's what the pop music was in the 80s and the 90s when I was really listening to it and enjoying it. It was just like, let's go to a fucking water park and dance around and like have some fun. And like, we really need that as a society right now. Not everything needs to be a protest song. You know, like, we also need to fucking enjoy ourselves. Life's a protest song right now. Yeah. And so it's like, so I really like, so I really like,

like that she made just straight up party dance music. And then she does the meaningful shit. I mean, she closed out fire aid, you know, and did a great. She closed out the biggest concert in history with a song that she had written days before. Yeah. The balls. I feel like, that is like, that is so crazy. And have you checked out any of her Coachella set?

Yes. Because talk about, like you just said, the music is such big, fun music. And then it's such a show. show. Yeah. It's such a like such a big, high concept, like fun, gross, weird. Like, it's just, man, I know Gaga didn't go anywhere to a lot of people, but I mean, did movies for a little bit.

She did also, Chromatica, which I liked chromatica. When was that? It dropped in 2020. It was a pandemic. Exactly. So it got, it got completely she wanted to. Yeah. We weren't dancing.

Yeah. She dropped that, uh, the rain, uh, the rain, the rain song with Ariana. that was a fucking bop and it was a fun bop and if all of us were in the gay clubs that summer it would have gone crazy but we couldn't

we weren't dancing and loving on each other and having a good time and I feel bad because like she needed mayhem totally yes especially she needed something she needed a win after the Joker movie because she was kind of like

she took a gig that she thought was like a guaranteed fucking home run and then didn't realize like she was getting set up for failure by Todd Phillips, you know? And so it's just like... And kind of Joaquin Phoenix because he wanted all the things

that he wanted from it. Like, Joaquin Phoenix is the reason why he's the one that wanted it to be a musical. Well, he thought he would say that and they just wouldn't do it. And that they wouldn't do it. And then they did it. Oh, man.

So, you know, everybody's making choices out there, but everybody's not making lists. Everybody, it's time for the list. Oh, who's on the list? Jack Gaye. Got a hand that list. Yes. Oh, Eddie, you were so close.

He was close. Out of the gate. Actors, people thought, were too old for the part, but nobody ended up caring because they killed it. This just, immediately this list made me think of you, Eddie, because number one on list Joe Pesci and Goodfellas. He was too old? He was 46, and he was playing a 17-year-old through a 28-year-old. That makes me want to re-watch Goodfellas, like, immediately. He won the Oscar for that, correct?

Yes. And it was, yeah, you won the Academy Award for Best Supporting Actor. And they said, other than being much older than his character, Tommy D. Simone, he was in real life. The real Tommy was also a Hulk of a guy, like 6'4, 250 pounds. Pesci had to come up with an amazing performance to make himself as menacing and terrifying as he could. He nailed it, too. It's scary as fuck in this movie. He's terrifying in that movie. You know, here's another fun one.

I saw that movie in the theater by myself as a nine-year-old. What? Yeah, or a 10-year-old, however old I was. Yeah, I remember I saw the poster and I was just like, my parents just bring me to the movies and leave me there. And so I was an only child, like, there were no rules really. And they were like, what movie do you want to see? And like, they were like, that one. And I went and saw Goodfellas by myself.

And then afterwards, my parents were like, if you don't, you know, if we're not back, you know, just go see another movie. And so I went and saw born on the 4th of July directly after. Jesus Christ, man. Quite a double header on you, Eddie, for a nine-year-old. He saw the Challenger explode at age four. So he fells at age nine and lived out of your car at age 17. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And then you slap in a, you know, 9-11 in there.

You know, Eddie was going to jail. You turned out fine. And I'm including the jail part. She turned out great. Yeah. Yeah, you look great. Thank you. Yeah.

Absolutely killing it, Eddie. Yeah, but the good, yeah, do you know, dances with wolves won over Goodfellas for the, for best picture? That tells you everything you need to know. The time has not been right, like, to everything. You know, I do say that, but I've never seen dances with wolves. It's good, but it's stupid. It's not like a green book situation. It just wasn't as good as Goodfellas. Yeah, I mean, it's almost a green book situation because there's definitely some tones in there that, you know, aren't, you know, it's definitely white saviorship. Yeah, yeah.

But, um, uh, no question about it. but also, you know, I didn't hate Green Book as much as everybody else. I thought it wasn't as bad as it was. I know that I just said White Savior. Yeah, it's, it was yucky for a lot of other people. I think who did hate it is the guy who it was about. It was based on. That always happens.

That always happens. Yeah, apparently like. And James hated the movie that portrayed, but Beyonce's portrayal of her. Apparently, though, in Green Book, they really, really didn't do. the work and like definitely didn't follow. Well, it's made by the guy who made dumb and dumb. Yeah. He was trying a green book on for size.

Also, while we're talking about Joe Pesci, in my cousin Vinny, he was 48 years old playing a 35 year old. And now, you know, I've seen my cousin Vinny, 100 million times. I love the movie, my cousin Vinny. Perfect movie. I never, right? I mean, it is a perfect movie.

In my head, though, I never knew he was 35. Like, I never thought about it being 35. Being 35 isn't central to the plot. No. Well, Marissa Tomei, you know, is, I mean, it would make, that would make more sense. Yes, because it would be a bigger age gap, yeah. Yes, and I think they didn't want it to be about that, so it was they were trying to make it, you know, make it make more sense. Another best supporting actress win for Marissa Tomey.

God, she's so good in the movie. Oh, my God. It's such a good movie, man. We, Gideon and I watched that, I think, last year now, and I think it was Gideon's first time seeing it. And he was like, this is the best. It usually it's fun watching courtroom stuff with him because he's like, this isn't what it's like. This isn't what it's like. And then when we watch, he was like, this is the best courtroom movie I've ever seen in my entire life.

It's unbelievable. It's unbelievable. It really is. This more surprised me again about the character's age more so than the actor's age. Alan Rickman and Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone. He was 54, but Snape was a 31-year-old in the first book. Really? And he's another one that I'm like, in my head, you fucking tell me that Snape is in his early 30s.

It's just not going to happen. He's a teacher. He's yet in my brain, especially I think because I read Harry Potter so young that like I see him as he's an old man. You know, man. I don't think he's a 31 year old. I think in a universe that's about kids, it doesn't really matter how old the adults are, does it? Yeah, they're just older. Yeah, they're just older than the kids.

Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And much older. That's all you need to know. Also, you know, I got a, there's probably a controversial opinion, but other than Dobby, that whole thing can go, fuck. I understand. I think that that's fine to say now. I think now we understand.

I loved it then. I loved it when I was in 11 to, you know, 15 or old. And then I continued reading the books. And I even, I didn't even watch all the movies. I'm going to throw that out there. I stopped, I think, at like the fifth one. And I was like, I'm good. So you didn't see when he offed himself?

Which one? Potter, didn't he off himself? All of them do at the end. It's just one big. I just spoiled the end. Yeah, it's a heaven's gate situation. That's what they're really bearing in the lead. The actors have all distanced themselves from the creator.

The actors have to distance themselves. Good for them. Yes, good for them. Good for them. Let me tell you why I absolutely hate Harry Potter. Please. And it's such a stupid reason to hate like an entire like very famous thing. But so I didn't know what it was.

I was never a fan of magic, you know, in general. and now I've come around on magic. God, I love magic. But the, but so I'm working. It's Thanksgiving and I'm working at a restaurant called Garfields in the mall in Tallahasse. Oh, I remember Garfields. Yeah, so I'm working as a cook in Garfields.

It's Black Friday. It wasn't good, MJ was really disgusting Italian food. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And so I remember the, so it's Black Friday. I'm working in the mall. Goffields, remember right across the hall from the movie theater. Oh, yeah. Harry Potter comes out on Black Friday.

In the mall. I was the hardest day of work of my entire fucking life. And I was like the whole time, I'm like, fuck this little wizard piece of shit. You know, like, I'll just like, I'll be jokes on his goddamn broomstick. I'll bet it wasn't even the kids who were the most annoying part. I'll bet it was the adult Harry Potter fans, right? Oh, my God. You know what happened was we had like a three-hour wait to get food because it was just crazy.

at the mall, Black Friday and Harry Potter or across the movie theater, three hour wait. So someone in the front of the line was like, oh, well, I'll just order to go. And so the hostess wasn't that experienced. And so everyone, someone saw that person order to go. And so the entire three hour line just ordered to go. And then it just like filled the kitchen with all these.

And then we were just, we couldn't recover. You're going to run out of packaging. You're not ready for that. It's all good. It was wild. People were just literally eating steaks in the mall hallway and like throw in their trash. on the ground. It was pandemon.

Oh my God. Someone shit on the floor in the bathroom in the middle of the whole of it. It was one of the craziest days of work my entire life. So I hate Harry Potter. Yeah, I get that. I hate Harry Potter up loud. I understand that. But Dobby's cool. Yeah, I love Dobby's cool. It's so nice to be with friends. I say that to Henry

often because that is the last line that Dobby says. And I just remember because Henry also hates Harry Potter and then Natalie forced him to watch all of the movies. And I'll never forget when I walked in right as, spoiler alert everybody, right as Dobby was about to die. And I saw the look of emotion on Henry's face. And I made fun of him for so long.

And it's like, you've got feelings. And we wonder why he doesn't talk about his emotions. What do you mean? I'm making him stronger. I'm helping the situation, okay? Somebody's got to do it. Yeah, yeah, you know, I didn't set him back at all. No.

He finally felt something. Throw it all in the trash, Eddie. Last but not least, honestly, again, this is more about the character, but also so surprising that Robin Williams could do absolutely anything. Robin Williams and Patch Adams. He was 47. That character was supposed to be 24 years old. He did not look like they didn't even try to make him look 24.

No. I love that they just pretended and they made, apparently in the movie, they throw in a couple lines where it's like, oh, well, you all. older than your average medical student but like that's not supposed I love that they wanted Robin Williams so badly they didn't give a fuck you know what's funny. He's 20 years older who cares

it's like the same age difference as Jack. Yeah I was thinking about Jack oh my God I thank you for bringing up Jack you're right I love talking about the movie Jack you're right whoa maybe Jacked like 19 yes yes and it was just like

a couple years after or before like it's like That's hilarious. I was busy looking up. Was Patch Adams really that young when he started the Gazintite Institute? And, yeah, he was born in 1945. He started in 1971. But I'd rather talk about the movie Jack, which no one else ever wants to talk about, Eddie.

So thank you. And Jack came out two years prior to Patch Adams, so it would weirdly make sense in the world if Jack never gnarred. Then he would continue on. He got a metal degree. I'm really spoiling a lot today, guys. Sorry, but to be fair, these are all 20 plus. If you haven't seen Jack yet, and it's a movie about a man who ages rapidly.

Of course he dies. Before he dies, you know he's going to die who ages rapidly. Eddie, he was a boy. He was a boy. That's right. I'm sorry. He was just a boy. Man, that was Francis Ford Coppola?

Yeah, no, that was Francis Ford Coppola. Yeah, you didn't know that? Jack was the beginning of his awful everything, you know. Wow. Nothing was good. Well, after Dracula, it was all shit. Until Megalopolis. Yeah.

Megalopolis. Yes. Now he's back on top. I mean, he's back on top. Wow. He came all the way. We were back around. Wow.

This was, uh, this was really great. Well, that's my list for you guys today. So I love that list. I hope you enjoyed it. I made a tiny list that I wanted to do. Oh. This was our 420 show. Oh, oh my God.

Uh-huh. And then I made, yes, brings in a list. I made a list of every celebrity I've ever smoked weed with. Whoa. Oh my God. Just like, I mean, if I'm going to, if I'm going to, if I'm can name drop on any podcast, this is it. Right. Give me your top 10.

Top 10. What were your fit? Yeah, I'm not going to believe it's five. Okay, because it's a long list. I know it's a long list. So hit me just out the gate, hit me with your top 10. Number one, George Clinton, of course. I mean, yeah. Number one, yeah. Number two, I'm going to say John Mayer, but that was edibles. Okay. Number three, Chris Rock. Whoa. Number four, Whoopi Goldberg. And we got to, like, and that was right after my mom died and she

was very sweet and we hugged. She consoled me that my mom was died. Do you get like super high with Whoopi? Yes. Wow. Yeah, we got really high. We smoked a bunch of joints backstage. Whoa.

Yeah. Drew Carey, I got really stoned at his house. I went to his house and he had this whole weed smoking room and Eric Idol was there, but I didn't smoke with Eric Idol. Big dreams. And then he had this whole like loft that was a giant, the whole ground was a bed. And then it was like there's little tables that had like bowls of joints.

And then we all went up there and got really high up there. I want that life. It was so cool. That's what celebrities should do with their money. Don't send it to space. Make a weed room. I've smoked with Seth Rogan. I've smoked with Jimmy Kimmel a couple times.

I've smoked with Mike Dirt from Green Day. Whoa. Oh, that's my favorite one so far. Oh, my God. I actually went on a full Hawaiian vacation with Mike Dirt. It was pretty great. Just the two of you? Well, his wife and Jeff, and we all went and he came and did shows with us in Honolulu.

Wow. We just smoked weed and went to the beach all. weekend. It was fucking awesome. Love that. Johnny Depp and what's that at? Nine. Yes. That's nine. That's nine. And then I'll, fuck. I'm looking at this list. Actually, as you're looking

I will say earlier, I said the only person that I ever seen so many panties thrown out was John Stamos. Actually, to be fair, the only other person I've seen that many panties thrown at was Johnny Depp when he was performing with the Hollywood vampires. And that he was also covered in panties. When I spoke with Johnny Depp, I was just like

smoking weed outside the Beverly Hotel. And then he, like, literally materialized out of nowhere. And he's like, like, literally dressed like Jack Sparrow, like 40 necklaces, like a bunch of bracelets, you click and clacket and stuff like that. And he, like, materializes out of nowhere. And he's like, mind if I hit that? And he like literally took it like this, you know? Like up and over.

Yeah, up and over. And, like, took the joint. And then he hit the joint a couple times and he passed it. And then he gave everyone in the circle their own personal Johnny Depp experience. And he like went in front, went to each one of us. She's like, hello, I'm Johnny Depp. Hello, I'm Johnny Depp. Wow.

And then his handler was like, Johnny, come on. To the car. And it was a heel, real man. When I'm that famous, I hope to also take other people's weed and then leave. Oh, yeah, take the weed and leave. Take the leave. And I guess my last one, even though I'm picking from a list. You're picking from a list.

So there's a lot of here that you're not going to hear. But I... We're going to have you back and we will get through the rest of this list. Oh, you keep this list. Keep it. I'd say there's other people who were bigger than this person, but this was the most fun. Ooh, okay. Michael Fastbender.

We had such a fun time. Why is that not a huge name? I think that. There's bigger names on the list. That's great. So we will come back. We have to come back. Next time Eddie's on.

We are going to come back to this list. We should put a little X by the ones you said so that we'll remember. Yeah. So we know. Yeah. Just tease out 10 at a time. We were in Montreal and he came to our show at the Montreal. at the Montreal Comedy Festival.

And he, like, after the show, he, like, thought we were hilarious. And he was, like, hanging out with us. And he, uh, and he whipped out a joint. And it was, like, the shittiest, like, crooked toothpick joint. And I just remember all the comedians started, like, destroying him for how shitty as weed was. And then, you know, and I just never, like, I was like, where'd you get this joint from the set of 12 years of slave?

And then we all just, like, screaming in his face. Yeah. You know, like, high five minutes. Oh. Wow. Well, I'm so glad that you gave us that list, Eddie. You're going to keep it. We're going to bring it back. Yes. We're going to be shocked into blindness because I can't see. I think I'm going. Blind! Items. Ah, we can't see them. All right. Now, there's a lot of just really sad Coachella blinds right now. And so I need everyone to understand that it's dark out there.

Everyone is having a long time. Certainly. So I'm not going down that road. I'm going down a different road. Two weeks to go, not even a stadium. It is half an arena. It is half empty. All of you know them.

Who is it? Who has a big arena show coming up that is not selling. Not selling. Big arena show that's not. Justin Timberlake. No. No, he's not on tour right now. I'm trying to think who's on tour right now.

Um, she, uh, she, uh, she announced it in an annoying place. Was it a J-Lo? No. Katie Perry. Yes, Katie Perry. Really? Because she announced it in outer space. Oh, I mean, well, she still got a long time for it to sell, though.

But of course, you know. 70% of seats remain unsold in Minneapolis, which is in two weeks. Eddie, I need you to know, we, I think all summer, last summer, made fun of her hit single last summer was called Woman's World and the song was very boring and it would go It's a woman's world and you're lucky to be living in it

And it was supposed to be like she's like it's an anthem It's a female anthem and it just Wasn't and just it was so like She was like but it was like supposed to be for the Barbie movie So it's like tongue in cheek but also It's like feminine and it's just The music video was atrocious

Like the whole thing and so Katie Barry has really just not been doing great. Well, people aren't going to shows like they used to as someone who's an avid concert go- Because it's so expensive. It's so expensive. Fuck ticket master. Fuck live nation. You know, there's been in- I want to see Lady Gaga so badly.

I love this album so much money. I can't go. I can't go to the Kendrick's as a show. It's too much money. It's $400 a ticket. $400.00. I thought of an option. Yeah. I can't do that. It's not even rational. And so I think with the prices are ridiculous with, I'm sure, and I'm sure Katie Perry's prices ain't cheap. No. And so, you know,

some of these people, we saw it with J-Lo, and Black Keys even had to like cancel the tour. You know, so last year. And so I think we're going to be seeing this a lot. I think a lot of these, you know, the promoters talk you into doing bigger things than you should. Yes. I think I, which I think it'll end up being good in the long run.

Like, Jalo, like if she had to cancel her a bunch of her dates and Katie Perry's probably have to cancel a bunch of her dates because it's not even going to be worth bringing in the staff to work these fucking things. Yeah, I mean, we're talking 60% empty, 70% empty. and they weren't, she announced more dates in space, but these dates that haven't sold were announced in January. Oh yeah, because she's in the tour right now.

She's in Mexico City. For sales since January? I didn't know that. I thought she announced it in space. Oh, no, she's on tour right now. Oh, yeah. She's on tour right now. No, that's not good.

She's going to end up canceling a bunch of shows. And see, here's what I want these crazy big artists to do now. Stop with these fucking stadiums. Stop with these with these arenas. That's what Holden always says. Make it a theater show. Go back to the theater. Sell out.

Get the fucking press. Let everyone enjoy the show. Yeah. And like, do a smaller show that you'll definitely sell out. Everyone will talk about it. When people can't get in, it's a big deal. Huge. Yeah.

You'll go back to the arena next year. I'm sorry. I just looked up Katie Perry tickets. Floor tickets for like a huge show. I want to say only $280 each. That's going to show that. I mean nobody buying up these tickets because every other show at this point in selling tickets. I mean, literally Gaga tickets, floor tickets are $1,400 each.

$1,200, wow. So 280 is really nothing for one of these shows. And that extra goes to show that she is not selling those tickets. And there's just no voice. I mean, it's what you said earlier, Eddie, about Gaga is so interesting because you're so right that, like, art definitely does not need to be, like, a pamphlet. And, like, Lady Gaga is just making really interesting art. It really doesn't like, and you know, she has, you know, born this way is kind of more like an anthem or whatever. Like she's actually good at that too.

And I feel like she's like, as for being such an amazing pop artist, she's also like not afraid to be political and not afraid to have like to make points and stuff. But she has like a point of view. You know, she's just endlessly interesting. And I think that Katie Perry, she just doesn't. It's just like, what are you bringing it to the table? You know, you listen to women's world and you're like, what are you saying? What is this? Yes.

What are you doing? But you're also right though, but I also love big fun dance. Or go that way where you're not saying anything. Right. You don't have to say music. You don't have to say anything. But women's world is trying to say something and it's saying nothing. Right. Sorry.

I just looked again. Me and Lady Gaga tickets. I'm sorry. Never mind. They've gone up to $3,200 a ticket. Well, now it's at resell. Those people will charge anything. $3,200 a ticket.

Yeah. Well, you know, that's the thing with the recent. reseller, though, you know, because they'll, like, people will be like, everyone will blame Lady Gaga for that. No, but it's not Lady Gaga. You're right. It's the resellers. They come in and they buy it all up and then they resell them. Yeah, which is a fun. It's all a nightmare. Blind two. In a divided world, this former A-list singer has united everyone and their dislike for her. It is one of the reasons the Desert Festival wouldn't book her despite how much she begged. Ooh, who's begging to go on Coachella that's not getting? It can't be Kate. Is it Katie Berry again? It is. Katie Perry.

Wow. No, it's not. That bitch was begging to be on Coachella. Begging to be on Coachella. Damn. Just go away for a while. Yeah. Just like, just literally go back to your Montana home and fucking sit there and look at the fish.

Yeah. And just relax for a little while. Make people excited to make people miss you again. Can you imagine if Katie Perry was at Coachella how different the vibe would be? Yeah. Yeah. That's not what's happening at Coachella right now. how Lady Gaga is just destroying Coachella.

I mean, they're calling it Gaga Chella. It's just her performances are just so amazing and insane. Yeah. And I do love it. She did, uh, her mic went out mid singing and she did openly say like, at least you know I live sing because they had technical difficulties and they had to fix it because she does live sing. Yeah.

Yeah. That's awesome. That reminds me of Grimes at Coachella last year with, uh, yeah. Grimes at Coachella. last year was so funny. She kept just, it kept like fucking up. Last time I was on the show, we talked about it.

Really? That's so funny. I have blamed the tech people in that one. I mean, yeah, but she also were, or I'm sorry, I apologize. They also refused to do, I think, a sound check. I also believe. Anyway. All right. Last blind.

This fast food franchise backed down on their socials because the wealthy bookseller called the CEO and complained. This fast food chain? I'm sorry guys. I'm doing a bit of a gimmick here. The fast food franchise backed down because the wealthy bookseller called the CEO to complain. Did Wendy's back down? Also, is Katie Perry a wealthy book seller?

She's not, but the... Well, he doesn't sell books anymore. I'm looking up book. I'm looking up Katie Perry's... Wow, you know? This is how they always describe this person. in the blinds as a wealthy bookseller. It is no longer a book selling company that he writes.

Oh, Bezos. Yeah. Yes, Amazon. Oh, yes. Yes. If you have your own private book, you could sell it on Amazon. Gotcha. When it started as a bookstore back in the day, Amazon was books.

But yes, apparently he personally made Wendy's apologize. Oh, my God. Fuck him. I hate Bezos. my heart. By the way, can I do a tiny, can I say something that, oh, it's been bothering me? Get it out? Sure. I agree this is a good. That whole thing where they're like, don't use Amazon this week. Don't use Nestle this week. Don't buy this week. Who gives this shit? I looked at that list and I was like, I already haven't been buying from these people for over a year. They're all evil corporations. A week means nothing. Just cut them out of your life. Go back to the store. Amazon is, yes, I understand it's easy, but it's, we all know it's killing the planet. Yes.

We all know that their fucking boxes are tearing down the rainforest. And like, just don't do it. Just don't do it. And I understand, you got kids, you got this. Everyone could use a little less shit right now. But also, I think that corporations could be helping, you know, the people in charge could be helping. Yeah. But why would they?

Yes. But I'm saying, just cut them out completely. Not doing it for a week means, Nothing. I agree. Yeah. I think that, and there's, because of course, people are like, I can't cut out Target from my life. And I get it. I love Target. Right. So it's hard. So I think that setting a week is a goal. I told you even for my snackies. I don't go to, I haven't been going to Target. I go other places for my snackies. Pick your battles also, I have to say. Yeah. You know, that's the whole thing. You know, like my battles are Amazon, Nestle. You know, like I hate them. I don't do it. Yeah. And I think the week at a time thing is maybe a way to show like you can't, can you go a week without. You know. You know. You have to. You know. You know. You can't. You go a week. You go a week. You know. You. You know. You. using Prime or whatever. And just for the record with Wendy's, yes, they had to put out a statement saying, we always bring a little spice to our socials, but Wendy's has a ton of respect for Katie Perry and her out of this world talent. Oh my God. Oh my God. Yeah, it's out of this world and that's where it should stay. Whoa. Yes. Yes. I said it. But it is really crazy how much everybody is still

screaming about this Blue Origin flight. I didn't know that we were going to be still talking about it into this week, but everybody's still ripping it apart. And it is fun. And again, the blinds, I, so I'm new to the blinds, right, holding you to do them, but like, they were like devastating.

Like there was literally no, at first I was like, I shouldn't do the, the gimmick of three Katie Perry blinds, but they were, they were all very sad of just like, it's a lot of sad, Bieber stuff, it's a lot of meth before Coachella, like, and then

just, yeah, just Kanye stuff. It's creepy, it's bad, it's dark out there, all right? So we're trying, if it, I, think that a billionaire is a worthy target. And I think actually a lot of those other, you know, Bieber, not always a worthy target, right? So, so it's...

Bieber's a good guy. He's another one who, he came to work at the roast. Like, he came in, like, looking to do his job, and he was very respectful and he was kind. Oh, Scooter Braun sucks. And then Bieber's preacher was weird, too. I met his, like, preacher that he used to bring on the road with him. There's been a lot of talk. He used to fly a lot of the time. right now. The preacher used to, he was like fly on the jet and shit like that.

Yeah. Yeah. And he was really creepy and weird. Yeah. He came in, we were all smoking weed in Snoop Dog's trailer and the preacher came in

and then Snoop kept trying to get him the smoke on camera and he wouldn't do it. And then, and then he had like this really intense conversation about God with Snoop. And then he just left and we're all just like, thank God he's God. God.

He's like, we just want to be smoking weed. He would just be smoking. and weed. God damn. Yeah, man. You're just going to have a good time. But MJ, are you back to the land of the seeing? I'm back to the land of the seeing.

I can see and it is sad. I wish I could still, I wish I didn't know what was going on. I mean, Bieber can do drugs at Coachella. Oh, yeah, let him do drugs. There's been a lot of talk about Bieber and his mental state recently. There's been no actual putting out. I imagine his puff daddy shit's horrible. The whole world is talking about him getting a molested.

There's a lot. there's a lot of he's really going. I don't know. It's all across the board, people saying he's joined a call, people saying that he's lost his faith, people saying that he'll never perform ever again. People say it's like, but right now nothing is like no one knows anything. That's not to do any of that. He's already given us his entire life.

It's his entire life. He was given us so much. I know. He doesn't have to do fucking anything. Yes. And I know he's not a kid anymore. I know he's a man. but I was teaching fifth graders when he became famous.

And so to me, I'm just like he was just a little kid and then he became an annoying adult. And that's fine, you know? And so I know, he is so all over the headlines and all over the blinds right now. And I just hope that he's okay. I really, and we haven't talked about it a ton because you're right, Jackie. A lot, it's all rumors. He hasn't really spoken about it himself at all. Yes.

So we're sending love down the well to Justin Bieber. Hopefully he is. He probably didn't even know bad things happened. until he was forced to look at it again this past year. Yeah, I wonder. It's one of those things. Right. And it's like, oh, fuck, that was an evil thing that I was a part of.

Yeah. And it's like, and he has to go, like, think about that shit. And it's got to be hard on him. Totally. And he sold his whole back catalog. And lots of people are talking about money issues. Lots of people. It's just everywhere right now.

And, man, I just hope I'm just sending love and sending positivity. And hopefully everything works out. We all know scooter braun fucking sucks. Yeah. Yes. Yeah. 100%. So Lord knows what fucking happened between the two of them.

But anyway, oh my God, it's Jackie Snackies. Oh, no, it's Jackie Snackys. What snacks you got to eat today? And you know what? I will say, I want to say thank you to everybody who's reached out and said, MJ needs snackies too. Here's a thing. I don't want to put it on MJ to have to go out and find snackies.

But we're going to figure out something for MJ to start bringing in their own snackies. MJ's in the land of bodegas. There's so many snacks. Bodegas have many things to offer. They just might not always, the things Jackie brings in here, Eddie, they're not at the bodega, you know. No, they're limited addition. So Ed Larson, I was really excited because I wanted to try the new seven-up, endless summer flavor. Okay.

Now, here's the thing. I know that both of us are really trying to watch what we ingest, so I did get us the zero-sugar, watermelon and strawberry soda. And I wonder if it's going to be delightful. Are you the one that left the zero-sugar seven-up? on my house recently? No, I didn't. Oh, okay.

It was there after a D&D party. No, I never drink seven up. Seven up is not my drink of choice usually. You know what's crazy? Seven up with gin. What's great? See, this is the thing, I feel like this is going to be really good with like a vodka. All right.

Watermelon. I used to love to mix Sprite remix with gin. I taste like all sugar. Wow, it does taste like all sugar. Are you sure there's no sugar? It says zero sugar on the outside of it. Oops. I also weird.

I mean, it is fake, you know, whatever. it is, it is fake, but I will say, it is delicious because sometimes the zero sugar stuff tastes so chemically. I mean, this, I mean, yeah, it's got to be chemically, though. I mean, if we taste there not like that much sugar, caffeine-free, what's the point? And it's caffeine. What is the point of drinking this? I think the point of drinking is putting vodka inside of it, but that actually is kind of a

little bit of a delight. I feel like if you're into the zero-sugar drinks and you also don't want caffeine, this is not a bad, like, afternoon. I mean, definitely pour some vodka into it. So maybe wait till the evening when you start stopping on these. But I do want to give a huge shout out. In summer, this would be good on the beach. Oh, it'll be perfect on the beach.

Yeah. Now, I had asked, so here on Jackie Snacky's Eddie, I've been bringing in limited edition snacks. But someone in... Just so limited that you made it yourself? I made it myself. No, someone in our chat, Vigina Dentada. I just want to throw big ups out to you. They sent me their local regional chips.

Oh. And not only did they send me their local regional chips, so this is called Kitchen Cooked, Spicy Louisiana-style chips. Cool. But not only, I'm really looking, do you have regional snacks that I should check out? Send them to Jackie Zabrowski 4804 Laurel Canyon Boulevard, number 378, North Hollywood, California, 9-1607. Send over your regional snackies. I'm excited to try.

So not only did they send me... What was the address you gave them? my PO box. Oh, your personal PO box? My personal PO box. You have a personal PO box? I have a personal PO box. Oh, yeah.

Personal PO box, everybody. It's mostly just because my... You better not. They're not shitting in the box. They're not shitting in the box. But you can send your regional sex because I want to try them. But also, Vigrina Dentado was so amazing.

Not only did they say how much they love these chips and their family, they also sent me the recipe for their family's dip. It is a very simple dip that I was like, this can't be good. And man, I made it right this morning before I got here. And it's delicious. And I thought we could try it. So this is kitchen cooked, spicy Louisiana-style potato chips.

This one I'm jealous of because I love chips and dip. Tell us about the dip, Jackie. Or is it a top secret family recipe? I love that you just like hawk shit that wants nothing to do with you. No, they won't like. I keep hitting up. I'm trying to get sponsors. I'm trying to get people to send me.

You say this, Eddie, but I got a candy collab, and they're going to start sending me free candy. No way. And this is, I am literally doing this to try to get free snacks. I am trying desperately to get free snacks. Because you guys, I've lost a good amount of weight and I want to be eating snacks. And in my head, if I do it for work,

I'm doing it for work. I can try all the snackies I want. I'm not eating all the snackies. And then again, I bring the snackies to D&D. So it would be surprising that I didn't leave the seven up at your house. Eddie, do you want to try this? Sure.

Now, I got to suggest, now that I try it. I got a new snack in my life. What's your new snack? Oh my God. These chips smells so good. Mary's gone crackers. Uh-huh. Tell me about Mary's gone.

Where does she go? Mary Magdalene? They're healthy. They're healthy crackers. They're healthy crackers. They're all seeds. It's crazy. It's great.

I love crackers made out of seeds. What do you put on the crackers, Eddie? Or you just have the straight dry. You're doing dry? I've been doing straight dry a little bit. But also, I did, I've been I got some salmon and some smoked salmon from the farmer's market and I put a little cream cheese and dill on there.

That sounds good. All right. Everything bagel. Going in for the dip. Yeah. No, the Mary's crackers are good, but then I love the seeds. But also I love a ritz. They're good.

Very good. Oh, these are good kettle cook chips. And then they got good spice on it. No chips I miss. The Cape Cod Old Bay chips. Yeah. Where the fuck are they go? Okay.

The Cape Cod, Old Bay chips and the Cape Cod, dark russet chips. Where are the chips, my name God. I have been looking for them. They are my favorite chips. Where are the chips? You don't like chips?

These are, I see, I am a big, I'm a chip baby. I'm a chip baby. You know who loves chips, Eddie? Whoopee Goldberg loves chips. I always remember this about yours. She can't have them in the house because she'll eat them all and I relate to that.

But also, what do you think of this dip? She won't fly. Yeah. Oh, yeah, she's hard to book because she has to, yeah, she has to. She took a whole class about it. She talked about it on the View in 2008. She, like, took a class to try to learn how to be less afraid of flying.

And I think she did fly. But I got to tell you, if I were Whopegoldberg, I wouldn't be flying right now. So I get it, girl. No. She can do whatever else she wants, man. I need everyone to know because I was a little skeptical of the dip. But the dip is delicious. And it is just cream cheese whipped with enough milk to give it a good consistency and garlic.

Not onion powder? I didn't put onion powder in it. No, I just did. I use Laris. I use Laris garlic salt. So it's the garlic with the parsley and the salt. That's good stuff. Sounds good.

This is an easy, very delicious. And you get a lot of flavor with that dip. And I just want to say, Virginia Dentata, thank you so much for this gift. I've been holding onto these chips because I specifically, it was like, I feel like Ed will appreciate a regional chip. Hell yeah. We've got to get rid of this Tupperware, though.

That thing's on its last lake. I know. That's why I brought it here so that I could just throw it out when I was done with the dip. Okay, good. The top of the Tupperware is cracked. You know what? I've had,

no what I recently stopped doing and I'm thanking myself, no more plastic in the dishwasher. Hand-wash and all the plastic. Oh, yeah, you have to hand-wash. I'm getting all the plastic out of my kitchen. I'm getting all of the plastic out of my kitchen. I'm doing my best. I'm literally drinking out of like a bunch of plastic stuff right now. You know that all soda cans are lined in plastic?

Why? That's why you got to drink Waterloo. Waterloo doesn't line their cans in plastic. I mean, Waterloo is the greatest of them all. Yeah. That's a free one for you, Waterloo. I started composting because you have to here. It feels great.

I'm real proud of myself. Thank you. Please clap. I love this. I miss composting because we got really into composting when we had the space with the garden and we used a big composter and we were making, I mean, a bunch of fertilizer for the garden. It was great. You put worms in it? Yeah.

I said worms you get to work. Worms. I didn't. I didn't pay worms in it. I just, um, it was great. Thank you, Ed, so much for coming and hanging out with us today on page seven. This was a really wonderful time, and we always love hearing your stories, and we can't wait to have you back, which we will. You want to hear about what happened on Last of Us?

No. I don't. We're going to be talking about Last of Us. No, no, we're talking about that. You can come check out later on this week. Second helpings, I'm sure we'll be talking about it. Over there, Ed Larson, check out. All your dates are on Eddie Tunes.

Anytoons.com? Invasive species. Coming to Florida. Back, baby. I'm fucking coming. I got a full hour of jokes about Florida. So please come. If you live in Florida, you live even close to these places. I'm going to be in Naples on Tuesday. That's right. Comedy on a Tuesday.

Do you dare? What else you're doing in Naples? Come on out. Tuesday night, off the hook comedy club. I mean, I'll be there too. I hope you'll be there. Yeah, I'm going to be there. But you haven't guaranteed me you'll be there.

Guaranteed. Whoa. Jack Zabrowski. Guaranteed I will be there. Oh, yeah, that's going to be amazing. So I'll see you. Yeah. It's off of a comedy club.

That's a very fun, dangerous place. She'll have a good time. Hell yeah. I'm going to go. After that, we got Fort Lauderdale Improv. May 7th, side stories with Jackie Zabrowski and maybe even a special surprise guest. Whoa.

Another special surprise guest. Yes. Yes, I'm working on it. Okay. All right. We're working on it. Lisa Correo is going to be opening both of those shows and the Kiwest shows. And then.

And then on May 8th, we're going up to, we're taking the bright line. Florida has speed rail. You believe that you're out of the rest of the world. Good for them. Insane. Yeah, yeah. So we're going to take the bright line. I'm going up to Orlando.

I'm doing two shows at the funny bond with Henry and Jackie. That's going to be a lot of fun. And then after that, I'm flying with our boy Adam Wirtz. And we're flying down the Key West to spend the weekend down there with Lisa Correo at Comedy Key West. It's going to be a fucking blast. May 9th, 10th, and 11th. Three shows. all of them are going to be slightly different

because I want people to come back. We're going to have a good time. Hell yeah. Someone wants me to marry them, apparently. It's going to be a hell of a... You are marrying the person or you're just marrying the two people? I'm going to marry the two people. I'm already married.

I know. It's like, how are you going to tell Julie? Lovely wife. She'll be there. Okay, good. She'll be there. Someone has to sell this merch. I'll tell you that much.

I can't wait. It's going to be a lot of fun and y'all be good to yourselves. Oh, and we were going to talk a little bit about... I want to plug one album because I want people to go listen. plug it up i think it's a nice peaceful porch album i really want you all to go listen to um the little ones by james felice it's a really special album that just came out and uh it's truly just a delight and it's good uh just sitting around watching the sunset watching the storm roll in that type of that type of thing yes really enjoy it oh my god i want to sit on a porch and watch a fucking storm roll in i miss it that's what we all need right now by james police. Thank you so much. I'll definitely check that out. Of the Felice Brothers? Yeah. It's his first solo album. Oh, that's great. Oh, that's great. It's better than half of their albums. Whoa. Okay, all right. I'll definitely check it out.

And thank you so much, Eddie. And thank you so much, MJ. My name is Jackie Zabrowski. You follow me on Instagram at Jack That Worm. And, man, come hang out over on the Patreon, page seven, Patreon. Patreon.com slash page seven podcast. Man, we are in the middle of the true blood books over on Jackie's book club and we are having a blast. This week, we are finishing up our celebrities, Heather Gay's Bad Mormon, and we will be starting Julia Fox's Down the Drain. Is that what it's called? Down the drain. You got it. We're going to be starting that next week. So come join us over on the Patreon. And as always, you know, come watch Buffy with us. We are in the fourth season and we are loving it. MJ. You can email us at page seven podcast at gmail.com. We always love hearing from you.

and I'm MJ. I'm MJ K Elkat on Instagram and MJ Neffel on Blue Sky. Eddie, we love you so much. Thank you for coming. Thank you so much. Thank you. This is always fun. Please have me back soon. We will. Thank you, Eddie. And I forgot that I was going to bring up the fact that your wife and I just joined a choir together, but we'll talk about that next time. We'll see you guys soon. This show is made possible by listeners like you. Thanks to our ad sponsors. You can support our shows by supporting them. For more shows like the one you just listened to, go to lastpodcastnetwork.com.