Page 7 - When in Boat w/ Ed Larson

Episode Date: November 14, 2025

This week on Page 7, MJ and Jackie are joined by LPOTL, Brighter Side, and HGX2 host Ed Larson fresh from his Crimewave at Sea journey to goss' 'bout Eddie's upcoming stand up shows, and more!  Mr. Fantasy has been announced as one of the performers for the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade, causing MJ and Jackie to recall the days of Riverdale Roundup, and Eddie learns about HILARIA and Alec's daughter's skincare book. Kris Jenner had her 70th bday party and it's got everyone talkin' about her new face, the most important news of the year, THE BUTTERBALL REPORT has dropped, Tillamook unleashes Butternaise to ensure no-one ever burns a grilled cheese again, a slightly out of time List, 20 Facts about classic Halloween movies that are equal parts delightfully geeky and 100% truly fascinating, then the BLINDZZZ! Jackie's Snackies starts 'round 1:11:55.350 with MJ's Minute Munchies 'round 1:18:48.453 that runs until 1:23:30.095. All that and more on this week's Page 7!Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Ooh, I've got a new song for us up top, and it is coming in hot from Jack and well hot, meaning from many, many months ago, but it's been trapped in my head. Because all the pretty girls and all the pretty boys, they get dressed up and go out dancing. All the pretty girls, all the pretty boys are. Freaks Beep. Beep. I forced MJ

to listen to this song before we started recording because it is hot and Freddie and it's called Freaks and has been trapped in my brain like I'm getting paid for it. But I'm not. We can't even play the song. It all goes under, everybody. MJ, how are you doing?

How are we feeling? I love your song. I'm glad you sent me new music. It's time for me to listen to songs that are newer than 25 years old. And so I Well, we're not saying that. I mean, you know, it's, it's, I don't want to push you, MJ. But are you calling Eddie a pretty boy or a freak or both? A little bit of all of it.

We've got the one, the only Edward Larson here with us today. Oh my God. Ed, how are you feeling? How are you doing? I'm good. I'm a nasty freak, you know. Yeah, you're a nasty freak. Yeah, I'm always grabbing my ankles and showing it to everybody.

Showing out your assholes called perennium. sunning. And I think that it's great for you. At least that's what Goop says. Whatever we have sex, I'm always chewing that concrete. Got to. Yeah, baby. Bend it over. Yeah. Shake it up loud. It's crazy. But Ed, so what's going on? You just got back from Crime at Sea? Crime Wave at Sea. Yes, that's right. I did a four-day crime, true crime cruise. Was there any crime on the boat? Almost. Yeah. Almost when I had to talk to the real passengers and not the and not the ones that came to see. Everyone who came to Crime Wave as fans

were wonderful. Everyone was better than next. Lots of people requesting Jackie Zabrowski. I will say that. Get me on that. Get Jackie on the boat. Get me on the boat. I am made to cruise and you know that. No, everyone wanted to see you. Lots of requests for you. Lots of requests for

Amber. Yeah, it's both out there. Man, imagine me and Amber on a cruise. I think that we would get kicked off the boat. some point you know it's harder to do what you think yeah you isn't harder to do harder to get kicked off no way oh yeah because they have to leave you in another country and so there has to be some real rules there just put me out to see isn't that just international isn't that all just international apparently if you have to get jailed in the bahamas it's like a month before you can even get your herd so you have to like just sit in jail for a month before you can even get like you know like looked at and you know what a diet plan though i bet it would really help that that that that weight would just sloaf right off you. That's right. This is so high stakes.

You're telling me that you're on a gigantic, like a boat the size of like a skyscraper in the middle of the ocean. And people kind of have to be allowed to stay on it no matter how they act because of international law. Yeah, well, you know, you could just not commit a crime. You know, that's what I did. It's harder than it sounds, Eddie. Especially when in boat, I feel like, don't you feel a little bit crazier out at sea? I was trying my best to be as relaxed as possible whenever I wasn't actually doing shows. Okay, that's good.

Yeah, I like that. Which is difficult when you're traveling with Henry Zabrowski, and I feel that I can say that. He's a little high-strung. I've done, you'd be surprised how much I've calmed, not do it out. I've definitely calmed Henry out on the road. Yes, I do a good job at, like, keeping him at bay and letting him know nothing matters and we'll be fine. You're like his weighted blanket. You do usually lay on him for at least 45 minutes before every show, right?

Well, you have to. Otherwise, he'll just get away. He'll float away, yeah. Yeah, I mean, he's a pacer. When Henry's stressed, he paces. And so I feel like Ed just laying on top of him is actually probably for the best. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Just kind of hide his shoes and then he won't go anywhere until he can find his shoes.

He loves his shoes. He loves his shoes. And when he only wants the one pair of shoes, too, he gets really dogged about it. But I'm so glad that you guys made it back. Can I make a music suggestion to you? you because you were talking about new tunes this is new chick I'm really into her name's 80 Oasis

I think both of you would like her a lot I think you should get into her 80 Oasis Lock it in your stuff Her album Lotus Glow which is from a couple years ago but I'm just discovering her now Love this

But she's fucking awesome And I would say I keep her on your radar Okay Also I do think that you would enjoy Hot and Freddie Eddie Freddy Eddie what are we talking about Obviously I think you would Yeah get out

in there. I think it would be fun. I know you haven't seen the music video, but you would look very different inside of the music video. I think it would be funny to watch it just with you in the center of it being like, ham! I like putting myself in places I don't really belong. Yeah. I always do well. And yet, Eddie, you belong everywhere. I think that's why I belong everywhere. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I'm ready to go wherever it is. A lifetime of being ready to go anywhere has made you fit in everywhere. Yeah, that's right. That's right. I want to know the weird shit. I want to know. I like other cultures. I like making sure that they're like, why is this guy here? You know, like, I love that question being asked about me at all time.

Who the hell is this fucking guy? How'd he get in? Who let him in? Now, Eddie, you've got a show coming up this weekend, right? I got a big show on Sunday. I'm very excited for it. What's going on? I hear it's full of breasts. Yeah, I do. I got a bunch of ladies performing with me. I'm so excited. I'm going to be in San Diego. Mike drop comedy this Sunday. Are you ready for this, Jack? Yes. 6 p.m. Oh, the show is at six.

Yeah, so afterwards, we'll get dinner after the show. Wow, that's beautiful. How incredible is that? Love that. This is actually kind of what I wanted to ask you about because I know when you guys were doing the cruise, you had a 10.30 a.m. show. Yeah, and then when I was in Orlando last week, I did a show at four. I'm starting to move this up.

I was inspired by, um, Jamie Lee Curtis. Jamie Lee Curtis. I was very inspired by her. I want more matinees. I want to go to more matinees. them earlier. I'll do anything at 5 p.m. There's no reason for it. Why can't we just enjoy it? Who? Why is it? Why are these guys? They're so old. Why they perform it so late at night? You know, why is Fleetwood Mac going on at 10?

You can still go out afterwards. It's not like you have to stop the night. You're right. No, it's better that way. You get to do the dinner afterwards and you have something to talk about. This is brilliant. Oh, no. It's wonderful. But I'm going to be a mic drop comedy this Sunday with, um, with Ashley Brooke Roberts. Love it. Nelson and Julie is going to host. Whoa. The wife is going to do the hosting. Yeah. I got Julie hosting and I'm giving, because Ashley was going to host it first. And then I was like, Ashley's such a season comic. I want to give her a full set.

Hell yeah. I love this. I reached out to the club to make sure we can go a little longer because there's nothing after us. We're going early. I was like, fuck it. Let's just do making a longer show. Let's just do it. Yeah. And so Julie's going to, Julie's going to host. Hell yeah. That's great. And then I'm going to do a full set after all those ladies. And then I've been doing a lot more of that. And then I'm trying to like, Whenever I'm booking these stand-up shows more and more. And so I'm trying to, like, involve the network and stuff like that. And so in Oxnard on January 4th, I'm going to do Oxnard.

That's also a Sunday. And I got Holden and Jake. Love it. Come do a little Wizard and the Bruiser nostalgia set. Oh, fun. Yeah, it'll be great. And then Carolina and Julia Johns. That's great.

Yeah, Carolina Hidalgo. I'm making her do some stand-up too. I'm like, you haven't done it forever. Let's go have some fun. Get up on that stage. Yeah, yeah. So that's going to be an Oxnard, California on January 4th. So, yeah, I'm picking these Sundays in California, these weird days.

I got a Wednesday in San Francisco on February 18th. You know, I'm like, you know what? I want these odd days. Scatter them out there. Yeah. Oh, no, what is it, MJ? No, I just, I did stand up a lot for many years and I'm just thinking like, Eddie, I love you so much.

And if you ever ask me to do standup, I will run away because I had fun and I have nothing but good feelings about it. But it's like an actor's nightmare situation. Like the idea of doing it again, I often still have dreams that I find myself like, you're about to go on and then I go on and I don't remember any of my jokes. Or my jokes are about OKCupid, which isn't even a thing anymore, you know, because I haven't. Just change it. Just change it. I'm still, I'm like, I got these spirit airline jokes that are about to go out of business. So, you know, you do what you can. Yeah. But how about if one day

you and Jackie come do something together? Well, we would love that. Yeah. I feel like you all got some stage chops together. I think. think that's the way we do it and have some fun. Hell yeah. I love that. Come on over, MJ. Red Rover, Red Rover, Red Rovers and MJ on over. When are you coming back to L.A.? I know. I am due, really, really do to come back to L.A. Where are you in grad school and a parent to two children? Yeah, blah, blah, blah. I want to come.

I'm going to come soon because the vibes in L.A. are very nice. And also, yes, I am slightly afraid of air travel right now. But I think that's going to pass. I hear it's great. Like, I hear everyone's having a blast with it out there. Yesterday, it was a little busy, but my flight took off on time and landed on time. Really? Yeah, yeah. That's great. But I did get to the airport like four hours early and just sat there and, like, you know, red and had that kind of deal.

But, you know, it is what it is. How about that video of the pilot that's like, don't worry, guys, I will let you die. And everyone's like, this is so nice. And it's like, I wish that we just, it wasn't, I wish it hadn't come to this. Do you guys see this? It's more like, I wish you could be like, I won't make the plane shake. That's let's go straight to death. This is a sign of the times where

this pilot comes out and he's like, welcome everybody and he's like, listen, I've got a daughter. None of us want to die. And everyone was like, this is such a feel-go video. Why are we talking about this? Yeah, I'm like, this is not feel-good. Everyone is so scared.

There's no air traffic controllers. It's not a feel-good thing to be like, I'll make sure the plane lands because I have a daughter. It's fine. The pilot can see in front of them. You know, they'll figure it out. It's not as hard to become a pilot as you would think.

And, you know, the worst. The worst part about it being a pilot is we don't pay them. They get paid donkey shit. We got to take care of these people. That's why they have to bang at every stop that they go to. They have to do this. Or else it's not worth it to be a pilot. Women love a man in uniform.

Yeah. They do. Although I've heard lots of stories. Except for a janitor's uniform. Why? What do you mean? Because they don't ever know what they're cleaning up. We can clean up anything.

Sexy janitor is good. Yeah, I'm always looking for a sexy janitor. Although even you bring up gender does make me remind me of Riverdale and how many creepy janitors there were. And it's just like, but is he the killer? It's like a random janitor comes through, like sweeping through a scene. You're just like, where's that guy coming from? Is Quiverdale still a show or is that done?

No, it's done. But Kjepa, Kijepa, who plays Archie. Kjapah, he is a Kiwi, so we always say his name, Kijepa. He probably likes that. played Archie, and now Kijiehya has an alter ego. He tried to release music under his own name, like three years ago. Nobody gave a fuck. He created an alter ego called Mr. Fantasy, and it is a fucking bop.

He created this, he made all these weird TikToks. He took some childish Gambino advice. And he is making some weird shit. And I tell you what, Eddie, Mr. Fantasy is going to be at the Thanksgiving Macy's Day Parade. And I, in my brain, in my canon, he asked to do this. Like, he actually implored the producers over at Macy's to be on the Macy's Thanksgiving Day break. Because I'm like, who is outside of us and Jackin on Fridays? Is anybody else talking about Mr. Fantasy?

That's the thing. It's like watching Riverdale was one of the lonel experiences of my life because we were in this world where everybody who was listening to Riverdale Roundup was like right there with us for every single. up of the way. And that wasn't lonely. That was lovely. That's why Jackie and I have Riverdale quote tattooed on our bodies. But from the Chinatown episode. But no one. Not one other person in my life. In real like talking to other people in public, bars, playgrounds, wherever. Nobody has been like, oh yeah. I also watch Riverdale. So it feels like it never happened. It feels like it was a dream. And how was it on for seven seasons? Because you're right, MJ. We were, Jeff and I were selling at a con all weekend.

And I feel like whenever I bring up Riverdale, people don't know what the hell I'm talking about. They are surprised that this even existed. And I just feel like we live in a vacuum that screams into nothing. Someone had to see it and it was you. You kept that show going. We kept it alive. I feel like you're the ones that kept it alive. And you know what?

I feel really bad. It's really important that you do these things because I discovered one of my favorite shows after when it was kicked off the air because no one watched it. and that was the Muppets ABC show where they like basically the 30 Rock Muppets. Yes. Yes.

It was great. I didn't see it until afterwards. I've now seen it like six times. I love it so much. It's chock full of jokes. It was great. It's so good. It's so dead pan.

Yeah. And I'm watching it and I'm like, I'm the reason this didn't keep going. You didn't see it. I would have loved it and I would have been talking about it every week on the mic. And so you got to be carefully.

If you love something, make sure you're in there watching and talking about it. You keep it alive. Like I'm sure you ladies. He's really helped with Riverdale. I don't know if we loved it as the problem. Yeah.

But you helped it. Sometimes we did help it. And sometimes I worried that so few people watched it that all the actors heard about all the mean things we said about it. Whatever. They're doing well. KJ. Appas, Mr. Fantasy.

Cammy Mendez just got engaged. Gavaha. And he and who gives a shit about Polesprous? You know, we're not thinking about him. Yeah, Coles Proust is. And we're never, we just want to support and lift Lily Reinhardt up forever. But, sorry, that was quite a Riverdale divot that I didn't even expect. Sometimes the Riverdale doth jut out of your mouth. It's in you. It's in you. It lives in me.

Just the way that I guess it's in me to care about the skin care of children. And I have to bring this up because Eddie, here at the show, we do bring up Eladia Baldwin often. Okay. And we, MJ and I both watched the Baldwin's the reality show. And part of the things that we bring up all the time is that Hilaria looked at her 10-year-old and said, you've got a book in you. And so the 10-year-old wrote a book on skin care for children. Oh, I'm sure she wrote every word of it. Exactly. I mean, Eddie, she had a book in her. Now they have a podcast together. So if you want to A 10-year-old on a podcast? Well, she's 11 now, Ed. So now she's grown up. Isn't that the worst thing you've ever heard? Let this child be a child. It's talk right.

Or how do you feel about Shea Mitchell, who is under fire after releasing a skincare line for kids? So now this is not coming from a child. This is coming from an adult to make skin care for children. And it's like to develop healthy habits from a young age. I mean, is it bad? No. I mean, I think that the pro, like this, I've read this and I was like, okay, benefit of the doubt here. A lot of kids these days watch TikTok.

I mean, tweens and teens. All my little nieces love their makeup. Right. How different is that? You are so correct. Totally. But then why do they need specific that is for them if there's not necessarily needs? Like, they could just get...

How old? Is it meant for? It doesn't. Because I had horrible acne. I wish I had better skin care when I was a kid. Maybe that could have helped me. Yes. I think for tweens and tweens upgrading from like, you know, clear a cell and the stuff that we all

used that just burned our skin off is totally fine. Yes. But I also, what I was reading this article, I was just thinking about the, I'm sure I've said this on the show, but when I was in a show, when I was 23 and all the other women in the show were 33, which of course at the time I thought was like, what's your skincare routine? And at the time I was like, get drunk and fall asleep. Laughter, laughter, yeah. And so he was like, well, at this age, at 23, we're going to be focusing a lot on prevention, whereas all the other ladies ages at 33, we're just focusing on repair. And I was like, in a course of a decade. You go from prevention to repair. So I think that it's fine for kids to be like, I like to watch, get ready with me, is it imitate their moms or whatever.

But I feel like the idea that it's like, if you don't do it now, you'll be disgusting when you get older. That's the underlying part of skin care, I think, that is. Yes. Don't scare them. But at the same time, if it like helps, it helps. I'm preventative. I mean, who knows what we all should have been doing? You know, we don't know.

Like, it's like we were just animals, you know. Who knows what we probably look like babies if we took. care of ourselves properly. Oh my, I'd be even just in comparison, have you seen pictures of your parents at this age? They looked horrible. Wow. Yeah. Yeah. It was crazy. They looked like they were like mid-50s. I think it really was like, was it just the unhappiness of the 80s and 90s? I don't know. It was all the crazy chemicals we were rubbing on each other. Like they were all spraying themselves with crazy stuff. There's so everything, we're eating everything charcoal. Like everything we were doing was wrong. You know, everything was in a can. You know, I used to eat. You know, I used to

eat so many meals out of a can you know it's just like as a child you know so it's just we're doing better now and I think a little skin care as long as it's not like putting chemicals in the children I don't know what the skin care is I don't know what I don't know what's in there like if it's like crazy ass stuff but

you know it wouldn't hurt I remember I used to be at horrible acne and I used to be on this stuff called acutane oh yeah they were like come in like a weird package and it just show pictures of the form babies on there I love that it's always like you're probably going to kill yourself but you have these pills and you won't have pimples anymore and I remember specifically in our small town in Florida that this kid that had been using acutane ended up flying

his father's little plane like into a building in our small and it's like he went acutane mad and it was like all the acutane and then they just like kept giving it to kids well it was one of those things where it was like, we were all taking it. Like three of my buddies, we were all taking it. And then it was like, we were 15 and we were pretty self-aware, I guess. Because one day we all like, we're happy go lucky. One day we were like, I'm depressed. Yeah.

And like the other kid was like, I'm sad too. And then we all realized we're on acutane. And then we told it to our parents. And they were like, oh, and then the doctor's like, oh, yeah, we should probably take you off. Yeah, we should probably, oh, talk about your mental health just for a moment. Yeah. I'm surprised they weren't like, you're under the age of 30. You don't have mental health.

Like, I'm surprised that's not where it was back then. Boko was surprisingly progressive. Really? Yeah, when it comes to all that stuff. Well, listen, if we get the kids on the skincare now, perhaps they will all look like Chris Jenner when they are 70. Because that bitch, huge bitch, looks fantastic. Huge bitch.

But so she just, we didn't even include this in our articles because there's really not much to say about it. But Chris Jenner had her 70th birthday party. And of course, there are many celebrity guns. It's like, who was there? Who was it? I don't give a shame. I couldn't possibly. But it really is nuts.

I have seen so many TikToks talking about specifically Chris Jenner's facelift and how it is like the top of the pops of how you get a facelift. It is the newest of technologies. And bro, I don't know how much she paid for it. I'm sure it was lots and lots of money. Do you have a picture you could show? Yeah. It's a work of art. She looks like a sister of the kids.

It really is crazy. It really is upsetting because I don't want to say any nice things about this family. Again, everyone at the party was annoying. I think she looks better at the old one. I mean, yes, she does because she looks more natural and it's not a... Yeah, she looks like a woman. Yes. Yeah, the other one looks like a robot.

She looks like an animatronic. Right now, she looks like an animatronic of herself. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's what they're going for. And it is... And the old face is also very blatantly lifted. Oh, you know, she already had had a facelift. So a facelift, apparently, if the TikTok's...

I get lost because the eye it lingers on the TikTok and then all of a sudden it's like every plastic surgeon and then it's just a picture of a celebrity like, let's go through every slice and dice of this face. And I'm like, I'm not trying to get more of this, but she has had multiple facelifts. So she had one done, I guess, like 15 years ago and also just was different technology. And I don't understand the stretching of one's face and how. one decide because like in my brain I'm you know not a doctor but I imagine they just cut a hole around your face lift off the skin yeah pull it a little bit tighter and then lay it back down I mean that's how they did it in the movie Brazil it's why I think that yeah it is uncanny like because I at first had only seen the party pictures and I was like wow because a lot of times when

chris jenner's in public she's wearing sunglasses and I was like she's wearing sunglasses because she's ashamed to be old at the party not allowed to be old Or she just got her eyes done. Or she got her eyes done, right? That's probably it. Everybody's talking blefts. But I... What's blefts?

What is blefts? The blef surgery is, so as you get older, and I don't know if this is for every... Maybe if she had some childhood skin care. That's what she wouldn't have to do. Prevention. Prevention. When you take out some of your eyelid, because as you get older, like the... You get more eyelid up here.

You get saggy up here. So people, like, take out part of... of their eyelid to make, like, what Renee Zellweger did. Have you seen Renee Zellweger in the last, like, six years? No, I haven't been keeping in touch with her. Why? How dare you? How do you not?

I just saw Bridget Jones' diary for the first time. It was delightful. It was really good. I really, I was like mad at myself. I never watched it. It's one of those. It always is when you're like, oh, people have been telling me to watch us for a million years. I guess I'll put it on.

And then you're like, wow, they were all right. Wow. This is really fun. The only thing is just like any romantic comedy made at that time. She doesn't even look at the same person. Her whole eye shape is different because of the blef. She's a different human being. I wouldn't even know it was her if she was in a movie.

Yeah. I'd be like, where's Renee Zellweger? When's she coming out? Yeah, she like ruined her look. She had the eye. That was like her thing. That was her thing. It was her thing.

And now she doesn't look like herself anymore. I know. I hate that shit. I mean, people do whatever they want. Oh, yeah. You know, like it's one of those things where, I'm not one to judge people's body, but like, you know, like, I fall in love with you one way. And then all of a sudden I'm like, oh, you know, you know what broke my heart, which honestly,

saying this makes me feel like an asshole because who am I to, like, judge like what a person does with their body? But at the same time, I miss Margo Price's nose. Oh, I don't know if I've seen the difference. Yeah, Margo Price, one of my favorite country singers. She had like a, she had like a really big nose and it was beautiful. and, because, you know, I like a big nose on a lady, and now she has, like, a normal nose, and I, I don't find, I don't, but, you know, also it's like, it's rude of me to even mention this, I feel like. It's not, I think it's fine for you to know that that, that it's not up to you and that you're right, that she can do whatever she wants with her nose. And also, I do think, yeah, I mean, the same with the, the Christianer thing I feel weird about, because again, I just don't want to say anything nice about anybody in that family ever, but I'm like, I don't know, I guess you have found a way to defy time. And now you guys. And now you guys. get to look young and hot forever. And I guess that's fine.

See, me, I'm like, can we fix my organs? Like, that's where my brain goes. Like, I'm worried about my kidneys. Not necessarily my neck. Can my chest? Yeah, I love it if there are other parts of me that could be lifted. Yeah, I'm taking these liver pills right now. The reverse, like, decades of drinking.

Wow. That's nice. They can reverse that. That's good. Actually, I started taking them, and my liver numbers went back to normal. That's great. Also, I stopped drinking as much. But, you know, that'll be part of it, I imagine.

Do you see Margo? Oh, yeah, with the nose? You know, the new difference? Yeah. She looks completely different. She looks completely different. She does look very different, and I would not have been able to. Honestly, you even said her nose, and I know what Margo Price looks like, but I've never even realized.

I'm like, I never even notice. And it's so sorry, I'm so sorry to Margo Price that all, so many of these headlines are just like, I was so consistently bullied online. Yes. That I just couldn't. take it. It really is upsetting that that's the reason because I found her to be utterly gorgeous. And then it's like then it upsets me in another way.

Yeah, it's just like who are these fucking people talking about her nose? Like she was like one of the hottest people in entertainment in my opinion. And then like she got bullied into getting rid of like her most gorgeous feature. And I thought that draw, that kind of bothered me. But you know, it's not my place. I know. If she feels better now, then she feels better now. And I think that's great. And I hope the idiots

that feel the need to say something about that. Like, I can't even, I couldn't even imagine. I couldn't even imagine it, but you know what? I also couldn't even imagine not celebrating Thanksgiving with you, which we are doing this year, Ed Larson. I'm not going to be with you. I know you're not going to be with me. I said, we're not celebrating Thanksgiving together.

I felt like I had to tell you in that moment. No, no, no, I know this. Jackie's very upset about it. Yeah, no, don't worry. I've already cried. I got to go to Cincinnati. If it makes you feel better, I wish I was with you. It does make me feel better because Henry also has said the same thing.

But how do you feel about the Thanksgiving trends that I included from the Martha Stewart website? Now, this was, I only included this article because I was looking to see if there was any silly, stupid trends for the year. You know, I love a Thanksgiving trend. And it, I happened upon one of the most out of touch articles about Thanksgiving, that it was, I'm surprised it wasn't just like, and I'm glad we got those. And, you know, like, I'm glad that we showed them what we were there for with the Mayflower. Like, it was to a point that it was just like, yes, you know what? Nobody's got any money. But let's buy that big turkey anyway.

And we're just going to have, we're not cutting any corners. Who cares? And I was just like, what are you talking about? You got to cut the corners. You were like, yeah, this, of all the times, we need to, no, we need to be helping each other. Yeah, this is a rotissory chicken. Thanksgiving. Yeah, if you are able to help other people, if you have extra, if you could give that to, like, food donation places. Like, there are so many places that need help right now.

Or just pick a family and take care of them. Yes. Eddie, there's so many things you can do. At the very least, you know, just invite them over. At the grocery store, you know, just this is, this is such a wild story. Yeah, every, right now everywhere is like everyone is like everyone is begging for, you know, food pantry stalls are empty, right? But this is a Martha's, this is an article from Martha Stewart's website, but it is from the Butterball Togetherness report. Yeah, I'm pretty sure Martha Stewart ain't right in this. You know, she's not even showing up to work anymore. But I just want to

identify that the headline of this is trends to expect and it's presented as this is Butterball's report on trends to expect. I love that Butterball has an annual report. But there's three trends. So it's not even like a list. It's three trends. The first trend is large gatherings are back because the pandemic is over, which is like, okay, great. It's been

sure. It's done. It's done been done. And then the other two trends are, yes, as Jackie pointed out, cost cutting isn't a worry right now. And Butterball is just here to say, don't worry, you can still buy your butterball.

You can still buy a butterball, guys. We're still killing turkeys. I don't care how much money people have. We're killing these turkeys. Lop, lapp and their heads off. And then rolling over here. And then, yeah, the third trend is Turkey remains the centerpiece,

which again, This is a report from Butterball. Also, it's just like Thanksgiving, we love Thanksgiving because there aren't trends. We get together. We eat the same meal for the last 44 years of my life. You know, and it's just like, what are you talking about trends? Turkey. Yeah.

This is also why for me this year, since it's going to be different, I was like, then I'm going to try new things this year. What are you doing? I don't know yet. I need to, like, I want to try old school recipes, but in different ways. My mom always did a big shrimp scheme. Campy with pasta. Made sure that was always on the table for Thanksgiving.

Yeah. Why aren't we giving you scampy every year, Eddie? I'll make you scampy. I love scampy. I love shrimp. I think shrimp belongs at every Thanksgiving personally. You know, I think that shrimp is often forgotten as a Thanksgiving meal. It's the very least a shrimp cocktail.

You know, at the very least, just to get the party started. Gotta get the party started somehow. Yeah, yeah, absolutely. That's true. Anti-Shrimp? I've never had shrimp at a single Thanksgiving in my. life. You've never been to my Thanksgiving, have you?

No, and now I'm realizing I'm missing out. I thought Jackie was going to say she's going to participate in the other Martha Stewart identified a trend, a different article, which is dipsgiving, which does sound like something you'd like. I even said in the article, I said, sorry I lost my little looking at ridiculous articles on Martha Stewart. I'm such a dip bitch, but if anybody tried to make dips giving happen, I'd kill. And I said, in parentheses, I want a dip party, but not for Thanksgiving.

I think a couple dips early before the food comes out. Pre-dips. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I think that's, yeah, but we always did that. Yeah, and so you can- We never called it dips-giving. I feel like dips giving should be in July or something. Thank you.

We Christmas and July, dips giving in August. We already have springs giving in April, so we do need something to kind of cut the difference. Yeah, dips giving is actually really nice. Maybe actually like February. Okay. That'd be a good new name for the Super Bowl. If we all start to get together and stop watching the Super Bowl, which I'm going to propose we can just call it. Do we even watch it when we get together for I didn't get together

last year. I took the Super Bowl off and I went and got massages in a really fancy dinner. And I was inspired by that one Super Bowl where you and I and Madeline took it off and we went and got that fancy dinner and that was really nice and I tried to recreate that. And I did and it was wonderful. So I think I'm going to stop watching the Super Bowl altogether, but I do like my dips. So maybe we do a dips giving and like maybe watch some movies or something. That sounds great. Yeah. Although, as long as we can still watch the bad bunny performance, that's all on the app. I mean, that's easy to do. There's a, you know, they time it.

You know, they'll let you know what it's happened. Oh, they'll let you know. Yeah, you can always find out. You get someone on the, in the old NFL app to let you know what halftime is. I say, is there an app for it? Can I find it in an app somewhere? Now, it's weird. It's like, I feel like I'm watching the bad bunny halftime show at a spike because I don't

really like bad bunny, but I want to watch it just to like because it pisses people off and I want to give it the numbers. And I do. It's like, I want to put it on and then I'm like, all right, I'll just, like, not pay attention. And I do really love Bad Bunny the more I get into Bad Bunny. I like him as a human. You like him. Eddie, you want to be on the right side of the politics of it, even if his music is not for you.

Also, yeah, but also, it's like, it's incredibly popular. It's one of the most, he's one of the most popular artists that exist right now. Why would people not want to watch him during, like, it's crazy? And you can't take your eyes off of him when he's performing. He really is just. He's not a great actor. I will say that. Oh, I love him. I love him. I got a lot of shit when I said I'd shut off Happy Gilmore too when it was around the time of the Travis Kelsey Bad Bunny experience in the movie. What I got mad about is I knew a bunch of comedians that went out for that role and got callbacks. And all of a sudden they were like, yeah, we're giving it to Bad Bunny.

I mean, but Eddie, that's Hollywood. I mean, that happens all over the place. I mean, that's such a small part that really could have helped someone's life. Oh, yeah. And they just gave it the Bad Bunny, you know. Yeah, yeah. But also. I did like him in Bullet Train.

I thought he was fun and Bulletrain. Bullet Train was a lot of fun. I liked that. That was a great action movie. Yeah, I like that one guy who was in Kickass. And he's turned into like a fun, fun actor. Is that who we just were talking about? Aaron Taylor or something.

Oh, my God. Oh, it is. Just talking about him because I keep confusing him with Aaron Hernandez, which is very, very different. Aaron Hernandez is a horrible actor. It really would have helped him If his acting skills were a little better He might have had a better

I feel like At this point I should really know this guy I gotta know who this guy is Aaron Taylor Johnson Yeah he's unbelievable Remember him in what was that movie With Amy Adams

No I never remember him anything This is the problem Docturnal animals? The one with a book I did not Oh he's so scary in it Oh yeah he's the bad guy He's so terrifying in that movie That's what solidified him as a good actor to me.

Oh, not Craven the Hunter? No, not Craven the Hunter. I watched that on someone else's TV when I was flying one time. And I was like, I'm glad I'm not actually watching this. I'm glad I'm just like listening to music and see it on that person. Isn't it funny when you zone into somebody else's television? It's like you're having the experience with them. You know what I do now?

It's so crazy because I've realized I've stopped enjoying movies on flights and I'm on so many flights these days. I put the movie on, I put on whatever movie I want to watch. Usually it's a documentary. And then I put the subtitles on and just listen to my music. I put on some jazz. I did a whole whale documentary this time. And it was delightful with my jazz music, watching the subtitles. Wow.

I learned all about the loneliest whale in the world. How lonely is it? Oh, yes. They call him 52, I think. He's not that old. No, no, no. He's very old. He has like a problem with his voice.

And so the other whales, like, can't hear his frequency. And so he's so lonely and he can't find a mate. Because he'll follow other whales around and stuff like that. So he's just so lonely. Oh, my God. The loneliest whale, the search for 52. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It was a great documentary.

I really suggest it. I can't believe you, I love you so much, Ed. It's one of the many things I love about you. I love that you love to be sad as much as I love to be sad when watching movies. And I love that you saw a movie named the loneliest whale. And you're like, I got to have that on my screen. Yeah, yeah, it was that or Elio. and Elio just didn't look good.

Oh, yeah, it wasn't for you. Yeah, so I don't know. Did you see Elio? No, my only relationship with Elio is that I think that McDonald's, like, ordered too many Elio happy meal toys or maybe the kids don't want them because we often, even though the movie has not been new for some time, there will often be just Elio toys given out as Happy Meal Toys in between, like in the transition. I don't want a happy meal toy to another one.

And every time my kids are like, what the fuck is this? They do not want the LEO toy. Nobody wants Elio. So I think that's something we have to come. It could be the greatest movie ever and we'll never know. Nope. We just, yeah, we don't, yeah, we don't, yeah, they don't want to watch it. We won't find out those kids that are getting those toys that they don't want.

But speaking of something I do want butternays. You would want this butternays. Of course. I'm talking about Tillamook and Kupy made a butter mayo hybrid so you'll never burn a grilled cheese ever again. Now here's a thing. Coupie, is that like the Cupid? Yes, it's like the Asian mayonnaise that is like

Oh, I thought it was like that guy who plays video games and he was like, no. No, no, no, we're talking about a mayo. Cudipai or something? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I thought it was. I'm sorry, I'm sorry, what are you talking about? No, we're talking about the Japanese mayo, Coupie mayo, which is I keep in my home. People love it. I always have my, I've got my helmonds and then I also have my Coupie mayo. I use them.

for different things. And I would love... Is it like a truffle? How does it taste different? Yeah, tell me the difference. It's a little bit... It's a little bit sweeter. It's tangier.

I do love mayo. I love mayo. But I also, it's sweeter. And I feel like some people would think that that's reminiscent of like a miracle whip and I'd rather die. And I'm not talking about miracle whip. And I'm sorry for you miracle heads out there

that if you grew up on miracle whip, I forgive you. I understand if it's like, oh, it's a taste for my childhood. I get it. If you're finding it in your 40s, I feel like then, you know, we have to have a conversation. The only miracle whip I like is when that Roman soldier beat Christ. Yeah, Eddie.

Yeah, get him, Eddie. Yeah, Eddie. Absolutely. You tell him, Eddie. Gross so on. That's what I call a miracle whip. So now Tillabook is working with QP Mayo, and they made. a hybrid. Now, I will throw it out there. I talk about it when making grilled cheese all

the time. I definitely cover the outside with mayonnaise and not butter. So that is why I am so intrigued by the combo of the butter and mayonnaise. And I only, but also, when was the last time you made a grilled cheese? Like, I can't remember the last time I made a grilled cheese. It's been a while, but I do enjoy them whenever I have. I know. I make a grilled cheese probably once every two weeks. Really? Yeah. No, they're for me.

Really? You're a child. Oh my God. I was at, like in my internship placement, like an adult employment situation and all the adults were like time to eat lunch and they all brought out like chickpeas salad and like leftovers with vegetables and they're like, MJ, what's in your lunch? And it was a peanut butter sandwich and like chips and an orange. And I was like, it's a child.

lunch. I felt so humiliated. Like, everyone has a grown-up food except for me. But, yeah, maybe, now I'm realizing, is it not normal to eat grilled cheese and tomato soup every, every, every, in a 14-day rotation? No. When you add the tomato soup, it's an adult thing. It's an adult thing when you add the tomato soup.

Children don't like tomato soup. You're right. Even if it's just a grilled cheese, no, it's okay. I feel like if you're adding the tomato soup, you're an adult. But if you're just having the grilled cheese, you're a child. Fantastic. Yeah, yeah, so feel a little better about just. Highly recommend, though, putting just a little bit of, like, a cream or like a half and a half or like something, the inside of your tomato soup, just a little bit of it with some bay leaves, throw that into, not bay leaves, basil leaves and put a bunch of baked, like fresh basil in it.

That's how you kick up that canned tomato soup. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Also, it's better, if you have the time, you know, making it from scratch, it's the best way. You know, really sauteing those vegetables. Jay, Ryan, you've got, can you be puree in those tomatoes? I'm digging myself into a worse hole here. I nearly ended a relationship because the person I was with would only make the tomato soup with milk.

And I was like, I want it with water. I am a child. I'm sorry. I want it to be tomatoes. Campbell's tomato soup with water. I don't want any spices in there. We know that. I couldn't imagine you pouring milk down your throat.

You would just, your insides would explode. You can't be having milk. I still remember exactly where I was standing when Henry and Jackie told their story about the milk tradition that they had when they were teenagers and they would shake it on each other? Well, it really only shook it on me and that's because the milk would catch in his

chest hair. Yes. Yeah. And so it was only one way. Henry and I would just we would just slam chocolate milk when I was on probation and I couldn't smoke anymore and we would have Deadwood nights and we would just drink quarts and quarts of chocolate

milk. I was drinking chocolate milk while watching Deadwood is. That is very I'm just crying. Oh, yeah. These men are so strong, you know. They're all drinking whiskey, but we're drinking chocolate milk. We're drinking chocolate milk. We're the real men.

I love that for you, but also I love this for us. It's time for the list. Wow. Oh, who's on the list? Me. Jackie, got to have that list. These are, now you think, oh, Jackie, you should have done this last week. Well, maybe I forgot about this list.

20 facts about classic Halloween movies that are equally parts delightfully geeky and 100% truly fascinating. You're going to be like, oh, Jackie, we've done this list before. But there are things on here that I don't remember. And also you're going to be like, well, Jackie, there's a lot of things that you don't remember. And that's fine. It makes me a beautiful person. Jackie doesn't remember 2008 to 2013? Yeah.

Oh, yeah. I do actually call them my dead years. I don't really remember much. Three years of which we were doing this show. We were doing this show. You can listen to that. And you also can listen to a little more of my backstory. I did forget to bring up.

I wanted to bring up Brighter Side right now is doing like a, you're starting to do an exposed series of our network. I have done Sina and Jackie so far. And it was lovely. You were so good. I had so much fun. We really dived into the entire life of Jackie Zabrowski from childhood to now. And it really, and we fitted, it was like an hour and a half.

It was a lot of fun. We were going to get through everyone on this. network. I feel like we don't do that with each other enough. And I felt like I learned a lot about you, even though I've known you for 20-something years. Well, you maybe want to listen to the rest of the episodes that you're going to do with the rest of the network. You got to check out Cinas. It was really good. I would love to. Well, that was going to be my question because I feel like, you know, there are, like, what I love about this is, you know, a lot of the people on the network have told, we know, we have the basic idea of the Zabrowski childhood and we have some good stories and stuff.

But I was going to ask Eddie if you were surprised by anything that you learned in the recording. But it sounds like, yes. Not really. That's a lot. Not really things, but not surprising. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It was more of just like interesting little, oh, that's the name of Jackie's childhood doll,

which was just baby? Baby. Yeah, very uncreative. I was not very good. I told you in the show that I tried to name her Samantha many times, and Samantha just never stuck. Yeah, yeah. Well, you were the one.

Two would have made it stick. It's your doll. I didn't really quite get that. You didn't have to, like, argue with anyone about being in Samantha or baby. It's just yourself. Talk to what. happens up in here, Eddie. What do you think happens up here?

I've got many things going on up in my brain at all times. But MJ, whenever you come back to town, make sure you put a day, give me in a couple hours for MJ Neville exposed. Man, I can't wait to expose myself. That's going to be great. Oh, I don't flip that. Did you know the, can I keep you? Seen in Casper is one of the most memorable movie scenes of the 90s, but you're not.

But it almost didn't happen. Originally, Casper wasn't ever supposed to become a human. The scene was only added after... Kind of forgot what happens. So in the end, yeah, he becomes human. And then it's like, I think he's, like, released in the end. I just remember I was so in love with Devinzawa. So it's basically Pinocchio, but a ghost?

Reverse Pinocchio? Yeah. Except Pinocchio didn't have a ghost inside of him. Well, he actually... I don't think. I don't know what happened in that nose. Well, Jepetto was a morning. dead son and he made Pinocchio and then dressed him up at his dead son's clothes.

Now that's therapy for you. Why do you need to talk about it when you can make a wooden boy instead? But the person that added in the scene, Stephen Spielberg, who was producing the movie, he brought in J.J. Abrams to do an uncredited rewrite of the script and he decided to change the ending. Oh, early Abrams. Yeah. And I'm just, that, can you imagine a person, it's like, you're in the middle of making this movie and somebody, the person that had originally written it and you're like, you're just going to come in here and you're going to change the fucking ending?

I feel like I'd flip out about that. I think I'd flip out about it if it was anyone but Steven Spielberg. I would just listen to him. He's kind of the most successful filmmaker of all time. He was like, oh, you're probably right. Yeah. He did ruin the end. Speaking of him ruining the end of ghost movies, paranormal activity.

I love the original end of paranormal activity Well, there's multiple endings, yeah. I know, but it was the original one, and then Spielberg came in and made him change it to what it is and one we all saw, because he was like, if we do this, then there could be sequels, and then they had like five of them. The other one is the scarier, right?

It's the better ending. It's the better ending. Where I guess we could spoiler alert that, I guess. Can I say it or no? I mean, it's 20-something years old. It's 20-something years old. I feel like at this point, stop the podcast right now and go watch paranormal activity

if you don't want it to be ruined for you. But please. The cops just off her. It's fucking awesome. Yeah, man. Just like, bam, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang. And they end that, man.

They shut that shit right down. Oh, yeah, maybe. And it is so, you're so shocked. I saw, like, I remember, I think that I'd seen it right, like when they were showing

alternating and, like, yeah, they're still trying to figure it out. Yes, and I just remember seeing that and then seeing the other one and just so drastically worse.

Yes. Wow. They were trying to make it, continue on. But it made it more successful, though, at the end. So what's worse? Is the one that we like that would have been a one-off or something that made someone, you know, $500 million better? The other ones are, as someone that loves found footage, the other ones really aren't that bad. And I have watched them a couple of times.

I'm not saying they're breaking the bank over here, but, you know, they're a fun. I've seen the first three. The first two I enjoy. Yes. The third one was with the kids. I think so. I remember it been like, I stopped. attention halfway through it.

I get it. I get it. All right. What's the next? Okay. John Carpenter made Michael Myers Lori Strode's brother in Halloween because of NBC. In the original 1978 Halloween, Michael Myers and Lori Strode were not related at all. Yeah, she's just the babysitter. However, when NBC bought the rights to air the first movie on television in 1981, it turned out to be too short for the time slot. To fill the gap, NBC asked for new scenes to be filmed. Coincidentally at the time

Halloween 2 was being filmed allowing them to shoot new scenes including ones that hinted at a family connection between Michael and Lori. Crazy. These extra scenes inspired writer Carpenter to officially add the sibling twist to the sequel.

Wow. Nuts! Right? That's why I was like, I don't mean to go back to this list, but there were a couple things on here that I was like, oh, well, that is interesting. That is, that's very interesting. But I don't remember them I don't remember, did they go

back and put it in the original movie? I don't think. I don't think so. I don't think the version I see. It's probably just for TV. I imagine. Because I can't think of a scene that suggests that they're related in the first movie. No. Not that I don't either. Yeah, but the second movie also, I got to say one of my least favorite Halloween movies is the original Halloween 2. Really? I think the original Halloween 2 is hot garbage. Now, I really like controversial opinion. One of my favorites is Rob Zombie's Halloween 2. Damn, I got too excited about you were going to say 3. I did recently watch Someone gave me a piece of the building recently.

The Silver Shamrock. The Silver Shamrock building was demolished and someone like went and got some of it and gave it to me. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So I got like a little piece of the rock of the silver shamrock. I watched Halloween for the first time on Halloween at your house, Eddie, in Ridgewood. I believe that. And I was. I love torturing you in horror movies.

It was one of my favorite things. And it was, of course, perfect because I was headed out later that night to a party at the East River Bar, which is not objectively a scary place to go, but it's like on Halloween it is because it's under the tracks and it's by the river and it's very dark. So I watched Halloween at your house and then walked like the long walk from your Ridgewood place to the subway by myself. And I was so scared. So yes, you do love to, that's a better memory than the watching Texas Chainsaw Massacre with you. You got so upset with Texas Chainsaw Massacre. I'm still upset you. I still haven't seen it since that night.

But you shouldn't see it. I don't know if I've seen it since that night, to be honest with you. It's not like I sit down and watch it all the time. It's very upset. Yeah. I kind of do what I feel like I need like to complete the journey.

Like I kind of want to go back. Let's watch number two. I'd love to watch number two with you. When I'm in LA, we'll watch. We'll watch. Yes. It's been a long time since I need to see number two. So I need to, I need to rewatch that anyway.

You're not looking in the toilet? Thank you. While it's thought that Alfred Hitchcock shot Psycho and Black and White to copy the style of the 1954 French thriller, Le Diabolique, a movie he highly regarded. It was actually, according to him, so that the shower death scene wouldn't look as gory. Yes, and they actually used chocolate syrup instead of blood, instead of in the shower, in the shower scene, because once they went to black and white, it was like, oh, this actually looks better on camera than fake blood.

Yeah, but also, I'd rather be covered in fake blood than covered in chocolate syrup. You're already in a shower. You know what? When someone asked Alfred Hitchcock, what's the secret to making a great horror movie? Do you know what he said? What do you say? Torture the women. You know, I think that a lot of people had that idea, you know?

I was watching something on The Shining yesterday, and it really is so crazy what they used to be able to get away with on a set. Well, more than the get away with on a set, it's like in the part. plot, I think he was talking about. Oh, which is like people get scared when the victims are murderers. I know you get a really good footage of them and you keep them actually scared. I think it's more like the plot. He also did that, though. To see women get killed than they do just like a random dude.

No one really cares. I think that's kind of what he was saying. But I think that's because women live in constant fear. So it taps. Yes. But he did also torture his actresses famously. So there is that as well. So maybe it's both.

You know, just a little bit. again, really gets a great, great footage. He got half canceled in his death, after his death, just because of how mean he was to some of those actresses, including Vivian Lee and Psycho. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

And the birds, right? That was another one where it was like, she was like, torture. She didn't know there was going to be real birds, like flying in at her and stuff like that. I mean, obviously, how many birds died on that set? But, you know, we don't need to get it. We don't need to think about that.

You don't need to get into an Elvira. Sorry, MJ and I just recorded celebrity about yours cruelly, Elvira, the end of the Elvira memoir. And she has an entire chapter on this bird that she accidentally hit with her car. And then it's just about all the ways in which she tried to kill it and how upset she was while doing it. And it was, well, it was quite a boomer perspective. The bird wasn't that. Trauma.

I remember I hit a bird with my car once. and its head came off into my headlight and I didn't know how to get it out of there so I just had a birdhead in my head for like a year. Whoa! It didn't like electric, like it didn't smell like

burnt bird? No, just the headlights still worked there just happened to be a birdhead in there. Did it cast the shadow of a birdhead like Batman, but like, you know, a bird? I eventually just had the car toad and let the people keep it. That's a fun.

Okay, yeah, that's great. Why deal with it? Ford tempo, you know. You can have it. You can have it. Oh, you don't want to go back after it. Maybe it still has the birdhead in it. It was $75 to get my car out.

I'm like, you know what? Keep it. That's how bad the car was. Just take it. Was this in Tallahassee? Yeah. Remember my car that didn't have brakes? Oh, yeah, yeah.

I think, you know, very, very, you know what? It was fun because you were that age where you didn't think that anything bad was going to happen to you. I had to map out my routes to make sure I didn't go up or down any hills because I had no brakes. It's like your Fred Flintstone I would just ride the parking brake And only go 20 miles or less And I would Oh yeah

You see you had a parking break Yeah the parking break It's like your car had brakes But man Speaking of something that Please please give me give it more Anne Rice who wrote Interview with the Vampire

Wrote a version of the script Where the two leads were women And in fact she actually wrote the script With Cher in mind as Lou and Angelica Houston as Lestock. Oh, my God. No. They're kissers.

They kind of look like they could be sisters. Yeah, but imagine them kissing instead. Oh, yeah. What if they will give us? But not in the books. It's all coded in the books. It's not as open as it is in the interview with a vampire television show. And men, if you want to see vampires going at it in a coffin, check out the interview with

the vampire television show. I believe the third season is coming. coming out pretty soon. If I was a vampire, I'd want a bigger coffin. I mean, you know, if you're going to be having sex in there. I think we need a bigger coffin. Would you just make that quote all the time? Yeah, I want at least a full bed coffin.

Yeah. I'm like, I think a lot of coffins. Why are they all twin beds? You're right. It's difficult to fuck in there. Yeah, yeah, yeah. If you're going to, if you expect company, at least a full bed. They expect in company.

Yeah, company. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Thank you for spending. You know what, that's, I'm leaving. our list at this horny place for us. Maybe not a horny place for all, but certainly a horny place for me. Nice. Well, uh, what? Wait, I'm sorry, real quick sidebar. Share co-wrote a song for interview with the vampire

called Lovers Forever, and it was cut from the soundtrack. Oh, man, it must have sucked. Wow. Now I need to find this lost. I mean, if it never came out, you know, it must have been really bad. Don't ever say that about her. I love Cher, but if you're not going to release a Cher song in a soundtrack, especially It was released. It was released at some point. Just not on the soundtrack. Oh, okay. All right. Good, good, good. Well, you know, it's been released from my vision. My site. I think I'm going. Blonde items. Ah, we can't see them. I love you, Eddie, because you are the only one who tries to do the songs with us. Even repeat guests now, they could have learned the songs. But they don't. But you try. I do my best. I love that for you. I'm telling us. And speaking of doing your best, just do your best. I don't expect. Eddie to know all of the blinds, but I also know that you are good at this. You are like,

you're a sleeper celebrity gossip expert. All right. This is, you know, this is in the, this, this is part of our wheelhouse. Behind the scenes, this A plus slash A list singer and her ex are having an all out war. He has even threatened to reveal a bunch of secrets about her never ending lawsuits. I am surprised that they are describing this singer as A plus. slash a list. So she is a singer. So I was going to say Miley, but now I'm not. Not Miley.

I would never hesitate to call Miley A-plus. But this, I'm very surprised that they are calling her. I would say formerly A-plus list singer and her ex. Katie Perry and Orlando. That's you got it. You got it. Her tour has been really bad, huh? Oh, it went very, very poor.

Katie Perry's having a bad. year and she is. But she's also having a phenomenal year. You know, she's making money and going to space. Well, she's not making money per se. I don't think she's, uh, money. She didn't get, in fact, she actually lost a bunch of money because she like, how bad the tour went. Not only that, but, but how tone deaf it was her going to space with Jeff Bezos and like it just, and she works with Dr. Luke. And it's just, and she's now releasing more music. And it is fine. She was a hero for so long.

I know. It's so crazy. She kind of just like changed like her whole persona and like, you know, just went straight for the money, didn't she? Yeah. Yeah. It seems like it. Like she was like. And it didn't work well for her.

Everyone loved her so hard and now everyone's kind of turned on her. And also it was a different time. I think in what it was, what was it, 2012, 2012, 2013. We wanted a like last Friday night. And like now that music just doesn't hit the same, you know? That I will say her Super Bowl have to. time show as someone who could give a shit about Katie Perry was great. It was great.

It was great. It was great. Totally. That was a good. That was a good time. But now it is very interesting because she went from It's our man's wild and you're lucky to be 11 and Aet, which was her hit song from her last album. And this new one, her new song is called Band-Aids. And this is her

So it's about going to the waterpark. Surprisingly, no. It's say, you know. It's just be a Jackie. Oh, puke forever. No, it is the opposite. It's now it's like her being like, I'm sad and sad. I'm broken and broken.

And that's what, so she's trying it from a different angle. No one likes that I went to space. To space. Yeah. And she was so busy singing to herself into the camera. She didn't even look outside when she was in space. Yeah, no, it's like going up to outer space and looking at your phone.

That's Amy. And so that's why everyone. And like, yes, a hundred percent. Eddie. All right. Line number two. Speaking of this premiere, this was because there was two blind items,

but I removed one, but there's a lot of blind items about this premiere. Speaking of that premiere, the actress who had an Oscar stolen from her, did everything she possibly could to avoid the male co-star who has been in the news.

Did he do something to her too? So what premiere, what high-profile premiere for a big old show just happened and as a stranger is there? Um, yes, Jackie. Oh, okay. Oh, Jackie guessed it?

What was it? Yeah, Stranger Things. Oh, yeah, because David Harbor and, uh, he was being a dickhead. Exactly. And Millie Bobby Brown and Lily Allen because there was the whole out. They're coming after his ass. Which also, do you, are you, that Lily Allen album is unbelievable. It is good.

I listened to it. It's fun. Julie made me listen to it. It's great. I did enjoy it. She's gardening to that thing like every fucking day. Hell yeah. She loves that album.

Hell yeah. She's always coming in and telling me how great. I like it. It's good. Yeah. But not for you. It's not for me. It's good. It is good, though. I do recognize that it is good, but I'm never choosing to put it on, really. That's okay. But also, yeah, David Arbor, huh? Which actress? Which actress was avoiding him at the premiere?

Millie Bobby Brown. Not her. Not her. Really? Yeah. In fact. Oh, Winona Ryder. That's right. Yes. Yeah. Yeah. She probably didn't want to, yeah, because she heard all those stories that he did, being rude to her. Yeah. And that's the thing. And so, but then everybody's like,

like, but did you see on the red carpet, Millie Bobby Brown and David Harbor yucking it up? And it's like, yeah, but did you see it's all PR? Exactly. They have to do that. They have to do that. Millie Bobby Brown said that he was bad to her, but here they are doing work together. And it's like, you have to sell this thing. And talk about someone who's taken so much shit. Oh my God. I never liked it. It always bothered me how much people always crapped on her and treated her like garbage. I know. And she's just a fucking. kid the whole time. And you know, and it's just like, leave this woman alone now. And in the last year, they've really, especially because it's like she got married, she adopted

a kid and they're like, you're only 21, you're only 21. But then not only are they screaming mad at her simultaneously, they're like, but you look old. Now you look old. And then every other headline. So it's either she's a baby, she's a baby, she can't do anything. Or, oh my God, do you see how fucking old Millie Bobby Brown has gotten? It's like, she's 20. What, what? God, that's a crazy spectrum. Yes, it really is. I remember, like, on this show 10 years ago being like, I just hope that these kids turn out okay.

And obviously it's a mixed bag for them. Some of them have. Some of them haven't. Wolffard's doing good. Wolfhard's doing good. But even, like, at the premiere, he was asked, like, I saw this clip going around of him. He was asked, like, you know, like, how does it feel to be here? You know, just have started this 10 years ago.

And I feel like, you know, he was, he seemed like a bit like, I don't know, disassociating about the question. Like he was like, yeah, I don't know. I guess I can't really believe, believe that this is my, like, my childhood has now passed. Like, it was just like a, it wasn't, I'm not even trying to project that it was sad for him, because I don't know what he was feeling. He gave a fine answer, but I was like, it is just like, you started this project, you were a kid, and now you're an adult.

And like, I don't know, that's not necessarily bad, but you have fully given your entire childhood to this. And you have grown up in the spotlight and all the things. that come with that. And yeah, I do think we ended up having a real mixed bag with those kids. And it's like, you know, I, and I, people have good reasons for, you know, being, um, not being fans of how old the kids turned out. But it's just like, I don't know. I just feel at any time, anytime you see kids who start off, you know, they're 10 years old and you're like, you're about to be the most famous people on the planet. It's just like, this is not going to go

well for you. Yeah. Well, some of them it does, but others it doesn't. Like everything else. But Millie Bobby Brown, I feel like, is one of the ones that got through as unscathed as she could, or at least seeming that, I mean, now all this stuff. What happened with the other ones? I mean, no, that's her sticking up for herself, finally. I think it's great. Oh, no, it is, but it's also difficult. I mean, she had to have a handler at all times on set because of how badly David Harbor was treating her. So she had to have someone around at all times.

It's like the moment she turned 18 and he started treating her really bad. You know, I think that I think it was even from earlier But there's the details of the report she made against him That does just made me let just yucked me out to my core And I wonder if there is something to do with that Yeah, I fully might be wrong about this But I think that the details of the allegations are not public

But and so I don't know if we know the answer to that I think it's just him being a prick more than it is like him It's a lot of bullying Like yeah, sexual events It's not there's no there's no there are no just an asshole that's it see there are no and a lot of the head like in a lot of the articles are quick to say this is not sexual harassment like it is act it is bullying like this is that is and harassment yeah so that is what it's for bullying and harassment so that of course is a big umbrella yeah

of what that could mean i think it's it's weird because we'll talk about how the show fucked with the kids but i feel like it fucked with him because he was like a normal dude forever and then now he's like too big for his britches and he's just too big for his britches and he's And you get in all these bad news around you hear about them that you never heard before. Although I think it was always going on. I think he just got famous. And that's why eventually it just all kind of spilled out. His star rose and then fell very fast.

I mean, this is not the other, the main other kids like a lot. I mentioned other bad things going on with them. But in terms of the teen generation, the other blind that I was going to use, this is not my third blind. This is a little bonus blind. The Coke-loving co-stars of the 80s streaming show did not come or leave the premiere together. At this point, they're just trying to make it through the press. stuff as a couple, which is Natalia Dyer

and Charlie Heaton, which is, you know, the sister and the other hot one. Will Byers' his brother and the other one's Finn Wilfart's sister. They're the teen generation from Stranger Things. They're doing coke.

It gets to, yeah, it gets to the teen world. You know, I'm so innocent. I literally was thinking Coca-Cola. I was like, all these kids, I was drinking too much Coca-Cola. They're all adults now, they're all like actual adults. Yeah.

Well, you turn a fucking child into a millionaire and then I'm gonna do Coke. I mean, like, what do you expect? Yeah.

They're gonna do coke. Of course they are. They got too much money. They're gonna do go. All right. It's the same reason football players go crazy. All right.

What's the last one? And I think this is kind of fun. And this is one of those blind items that's just written in a really mean way. So get ready. The four really large singer turned thin is just sorry. Jesus Christ. Jesus Christ.

So it's definitely. Lizzo. Yeah, I'm assuming it's Lizzo. The formerly large singer turned thin is dumping the husband but keeping the awful manager. Oh. Adele. No. Megan Traynor.

Yes. Wow. She was big? She was never big. And that's why this is a fucking bullshit blind. But I just know that everything on the internet has been like, did you see the weight loss? Because everybody gets so fucking obsessed with somebody losing 20 fucking pounds. This anti-fat world, I feel like Lizzo would have never, like nothing would have ever happened to her if she wasn't big.

Like that's like one of my big conspiracies with Lizzo. Well, she did, there's word on the street of the, of the lawsuits that happened that we never really found out what was going on with her and her, the people, the dancers that worked for her. Yeah, I know. But I feel like, you know, like all these other pop stars and divas probably did way worse shit than Lizzo. And everyone was like, they're a diva. You know, it's because they were thin. No one gave a fuck. They were like, you know, but with Lizzo, I feel like they came after her extra hard because she's fat.

And that's just me putting my own life into Lizzo's life. I think that's totally fair. And Megan Traynor, same thing. It was like she wrote all about that base, which is like, I have an ass. And then she's like lost weight and everyone's like, you owe some big lying bitch. You said you loved your big ass. And it's like, everyone, calm down. Calm down.

Stop attacking. I don't even like megatrator, but the way people talk about it's so crazy because they're like, people lose their mind. If you lose weight, they're like, you lost weight. You're a traitor. You know, and if you're fat, like you're fat, you look horrible. Totally. You know, it doesn't matter. That's why do what's good for you.

Is it work for you? Totally. And like, as long as, you know, you're talking to a doctor through it, as long as you're talking, you know, it's like we're working in therapy about it. For many, many, many reasons, it just. I can't believe that blind. The formerly fat, that is insane. I had to do this because of that wording. I was like, this is so, such a ridiculous way to write a blind.

But so, yeah, allegedly she's dumping her husband, which is the spy kids guy, Daryl Sabara. I see them on TikTok all the time. The eye it lingers, and it's one of those where they make everything on their TikTok. It's like, we're this cute family. Oh my God, where I want. Like, it's very, and I'm very annoyed by their, but I, but I, try not to eye, it lingers all over any kind of Megan Trainer, but I feel like sometimes the algorithm knows when I don't want something. And then they're like, but what if we try to just a little bit more?

I'm like, get it away from me. You know, it's a cute couple I like watching their Instagrams is a, oh God, why am I blanking like Kevin Bacon and Carrie's out. Oh my God. Yes. Yes. I love they're like, they just like, they'll film their like late night walks like after dinner and she's always like stoned to the gills. I love. They're great. Yeah. That's a great example, too. Like, even, like, the Megan Trainor song that everybody did, like, the one that's, I can't have my Gucci. Like, so obnoxious, right? But Kevin Bacon did, like, a dance, did that dance with his wife.

And I was just like, I'll watch you do anything. Kevin Bacon, the Kyle McLaughlin, like, his TikToks are another one of, like, I would, I'll watch this till the end of time. Yeah. I'm sick of the four non-blon's TikTok. Julie tried to get me to do it. And I was like, I hate, I can't do this. It's way out of my comfort zone. Yeah.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, those are my blinds. I can see the awful manager, by the way, is Scooter Broughton. Oh, of course. Yeah. And he started dating someone. Who is he dating now? Sidney, Sidney, Sweeney.

I hung out with Scooter Braun. He's fucking sucks. It sounds right. That's what everybody says. And he really is so crazy. That PR, it was such a stage photo of them kissing in Central Party where it's just like, it's like, yeah, it was. all state like this is all such because she's desperate because her fucking movie isn't going well

and now she's like it's just a jins odd it's just a jins ad when are we going to kill Scooter Braun for selling Bieber to Diddy like when are we actually going to talk about that? I mean Scooter Braun is evil I mean that's I mean he's like he's a bad man yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah also any adult that keeps the name Scooter can go fuck themselves Unless you're a Muppet. Unless you're a Muppet, then it's fine. I'm totally pumped for this Miss Piggy movie. I know that I included it and I know that there's barely anything to talk about about this Miss Piggy movie.

It exists. It's great that it's happening. And Coles Scola. I love Colescola. I went and saw the, I went and saw O'Mary when I was in New York. It was a lot of fun. Cole is a wonderful human being. I'm so happy for them. I'm so excited that Jennifer Lawrence and Emma Stone are working on this together.

and Colas Scola is writing the movie. And that's, we only... And the Muppet show coming back, too, is going to be really good. Oh, my God. I love that every, like, you know, every like 10 years, they're like, all right, Muppets are coming back, you know, and they keep them in the zeit guys, because they got to stake around. Because we want them.

They're the best. Everyone wants them. And plus, you know, they're, they're, you know why this really happens. It's like the same reason the Tron movie got made is because Disney makes a ride in the parks and they got to keep it relevant because the Muppets are taken over, um, rock and roller coaster. Awesome. Yeah, yeah. So they're going to give the,

they're getting, Aerosmith contract ran out. And so they're giving it. Yeah, but they got to get to the concert. Yeah. I love the, the rock and roller coaster, the beginning is just like,

well, yeah, with Ken Marino. And it's just, I love the beginning of rock and roller coaster. It's so funny. It's just Aerosmith being like, come on guys,

we got to go. Yeah. And so they're replacing Aerosmith with Dr. teeth in the, oh, that's amazing. Oh, my God. Yeah, yeah. I need electric mayhem.

I need electric mayhem on my coaster. And there are also, the rumor is, the rumor is that they're moving Muppet Vision to that courtyard. Now, I thought they closed Muppet Vision. They closed it, but the rumor is that it's going to be in that courtyard because there is a theater that's the same size

as the Muppet Vision theater. The SFX one that's right next, like that's over there? No, it's the one that's currently, it used to have a cars thing in it, but now it's like a villains, like a show, like a show about all the villains,

which they're kind of gauging to see how well that show does to see if they're going to put in the full villains land. Gotcha. But they're going to do that. And then I think what it seems like is Muppet Vision's going to just go plug right back in there. Look at this Disney update with Ed Larson. I gotcha. You know the Disney news because MJ and I certainly do not.

And it's the one thing I keep my brain in. I just did my Disney show in Orlando. It worked really well. Dead Men Tell Some Tales. Yeah, that I do with Disney Dan Becker, which was a lot of fun. That's great. He keeps me in the loop. all the weird shit that's going. Hell yeah. Is there a way

to listen to that or check it out? No, no, you've just got to see it live whenever I book another one. So we're going to keep your eyes peeled on my Instagram to find it. That's really exciting. Almost as exciting as Jackie's Snackies. Oh no. What are we eating? I've been a snacky girl. Snacky. I've been a snacky girl. Snacky. I've been a snacky girl. Snacky. I've been a snackie. Snacky. Is somebody going to eat those chips? Is somebody going to dip those dips? Is somebody going to try those candies?

I got seminar. They say I'm a snack lead. MJ, I am, you know what? I was scared, Eddie, because I was, I didn't have a good enough snack for you. Because I know that, like, I know the kinds of things you like, and I felt like that wasn't. I felt bad because I had a snack for you, but Julie gave it to you preemptively. And I was going to hold onto it for a month, which was the ham chips that I was going to bring to this. But then Julie gave it.

it to you when we were hanging out on my birthday. They were good. They were good. They were good. They were really, because it wasn't like, oh, it's just this fake ham taste. It was like a, like a smoky meat. Like, they were like fancy chips. Oh, they're fancy Italian chips. Oh, they're fancy Italian chips. Yeah, so fancy Italian ham chips. Well, they might have been prosciutto. Who knows? The amazing Adam and the wonderful Sam, Adam, producer of this show, was excited because Sam saw these and thought of me, and this is exactly perfect for maybe something you might be into, and that's like air, puffcorn, Thanksgiving dinner flavor.

Oh, interesting. I try this. I think it says it's better than popcorn. Not free, so no one came in the bag. There's no come in this bag, right? No company along with this popcorn. But it is a full, now I'm so. curious because this looks like

it's like a pirate booty. I guess it's saying it claims... Because that's how I eat. I mix it all up together and put it in one big slop. Wow, there's cranberry powder, there's onion powder and well there's a lot of other things but nothing GMO. It says, okay, stuffing, mashed potatoes

and savory herbs. No turkey. No, it's not turkey. Fuck them. Wow. I'm a don't out the gate. I'm curious. This is really one of these ones where I wish I could try it. It does look slightly horrifying.

The idea that it's called like air. A big huff of it. The huff was not what I wanted. But also, when was the last time you huffed stuffing? It smells like stuffing. It does smell like stuffing. It smells like stuffing before you cook it. Yes.

And all right, Eddie. Let's go. Wow. I think stuffing flavor to air pop puffs would be fine. Yeah, it's fine. It's fine. Wow. Yeah, it's good.

It tastes like stuffing. He does just call it stuffing. I don't need to pretend like it's the other stuff. But also, Ed, are you not shocked by the amount of flavor that is on this? Yeah, I guess so. I really feel like I love pirate booty and I love how cheesy it is, but let's all understand. It's not as cheesy as like the fake ass bright orange cheesy puffs. Well, those are killing people.

Right. Yeah, of course they are. Pirates booty is trying to keep you alive. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But it doesn't have as much. of this flavor. This? I don't hate this.

Really packs a punch. I'd eat this again. I also would eat this again. I'm shocked, you guys. I am shocked, MJ. I thought that this was about to be like we were probably to find this. Don't know.

He doesn't know. No, I'm scared. We don't know where it came from. It is allegedly, according to the description, stuffing, buttery mashed potatoes and savory herbs in a perfect Thanksgiving blend. I'm so shocked. You guys love it, and I now need to find it.

I can't believe how delicious it is. I like it. I like savory stupid chips. I think you would like it. And I also think that you would like the fact that it isn't so just, thanks. It's not turkey forward. It's stuffing. Yeah. I like stuffing.

And I like pirate booty. I'll leave it here, Eddie. Get up. Get on. You get on eating it. I'm starving. I didn't have breakfast. You get on eating, Eddie, Eddie.

My berries didn't come in time for me to get here. They came right as I was walking out the door. Your berries didn't come. Dude, Jackie, I meant to tell you, did you know that the, the, the, nasty soda that you and Jake Jake drank last week is Bella Hadid's soda? Pugh. Who's Bella Hadid?

Gigi Haddh's sister? Makes sense. She's a model. Yeah, model. That makes a lot of sense because I feel like she would taste it. Models shouldn't have sodas. Yeah. Well, it's not. It's like a probiotic. It's a fibrotic. It's like a It's like an A. It's like yogurt soda?

It's like poppy. You know how poppy they're making all these? They're like, it's like soda, but it's like better for you. Julie loves poppy. And I, I'm sure that it's got stuff in it, but in my head, I'm like, I'm just going to get my probiotics for other places. But, you know, if you're into a poppy, my problem is that it's so premier, like, it's so showcased on secret lives of Mormon wives because it's obviously a partner of Secret Lives of Mormon Wives that it makes me not really want to drink it. You know, if you're making a TV show about it, is it really that big of a secret? Whoa. Well, not anymore.

You just don't understand. I don't think it's a secret. I think it's televised lives of Mormons. It is. You know, I think that's what it is. Yeah, it is. But now they dance with dancing with the stars and, oh, MJ and I have lost our minds, but this isn't second helpings, Jackie.

MJ? Oh, how good is, real quick, though? I mean, crocodile hunter kid. So good. So. He's making me cry. Us too. Oh, he's got some fucking chops.

We cry every week. Also, they're saying he never danced before. Fuck that. You think it's bullshit? Of course it's bullshit. He's pirouetting and like, come. I think you're wrong. Eddie, he lives at the zoo.

He doesn't mean, no. He's all animal. No, you got to, if you're dodging crocodiles all day, I think a ballet lesson or two really help you out. Like the football players. Yeah, exactly. So I think that he's been slightly trained. There's no way he's that good untrained.

Well, word on the street is apparently it's because his pro is so good, like the person he's paired with, that like, she is doing such a great job teaching him. But they're learning those dances in six. days. Yeah. Is Andy Rector still in and they get rid of it? You bet. He's still on the show. Couldn't leave. Couldn't leave if he wanted to. They won't let him leave. Couldn't let him go.

It is crazy because he's obviously not that good. No, he's not. And people that love dancing with the stars, some people love the heart of the show and are very here for it and some people in the world of the media. The dancers probably hate it. I think, and also, I think maybe Andy Richter hates it, but

he's obligated. Oh yeah, no, he signed the contract. Yep. All right. It's helping them out. I got a real quick M.J.'s Minut Munchies over here. MJ's Minute Munchies. Anything they snack. MJ's Midd Munchies. Grill cheese and tomato soup.

Yeah. Want it right now. No, so this is something that my child asked me to try. It is a very popular bodega snack here. It is the Hello Panda snacks. Oh, those are good. I've had those. Okay.

You're going to love this. You're going to love this. Oh, yes. This is truly like a, we saw a kid, like my kids. friend was eating them at the playground and so then we went and bodega explored and found them and um she was like you try new snacks for your work try this for your work so here I go it is like it let's let I'm expecting it to taste like a dunkeroo they come in many of flavor fuck to gusher oh don't get me all wanty hey all right and um I don't know if these are popular or not

I just know they are very popular at New York City bodega I've seen they're very very very popular bodegas when I lived in 10. Oh, yeah, baby. I can't believe you never had one of these. Fantastic. Oh, yeah, no, they're unbelievable. Just really, you could eat a thousand of them. In fact, I'm actually angry that your package is so small because you are going to immediately want more.

Probably for the best. Oh, man, these are much better than I thought they would be. Yeah, they're fire. They're really good. They're so good. All right. Everybody check out Hello Panda to Japanese candy or I guess cookie. It reminds me of a paki.

We love pocky, but yeah, it has that kind of like plain... Gooseier. Yes, goosier. Plain crackery mixed with nice chocolate, and it's lovely, and I'm thrilled. So thank you, Freddie, for the recommendation. Wow, we had two hits today, and what's crazy is that, like, I didn't expect it. I didn't expect this to be such a hit. Adam, I can't thank you enough for bringing Thanksgiving dinner to our morning.

That's right. I needed it, and Eddie needed it. And MJ, you need a little bit of panda in your life. Can you give me, can you show me that panda? Oh, you taking a picture? Hello, panda. Oh, nice. I got to go find this Thanksgiving dinner puff corn.

It's, um, it's going to, it's going to outrage my children. I'm going to, I'm going to ask them to try it, and they won't. I asked Freddie to try it. Freddy loves pickles, and I did ask her to try the pickle puffs that I got the Vlasic pickle buffs. Yeah. And she is not one to try new things, and she did try it. And she hated it.

I was really proud of her for trying. Good for her. I was like, smell the bag. It smells like pickles. And it did. And like it must have smelled like pickles enough for this kid who very nervous to try new things. And she's like, all right, I'll try it.

And she was like, what the hell? And I was like, I know. It's really confusing. It doesn't make any sense. It's like a kick cereal, but it tastes like pickles. So I don't recommend it, but I did want to shout her out for trying it. Wow. Good for you, Freddie.

Because we know here, you know, Freddie's not always wanting to try. these things, and especially if she's not used to the puff and how it kind of disappears. Although she had baby puffs though, right? I guess you're used to that. Puff is an ideal food for a piggy eater. Like a puff, you know, I think that was how I got it. I was like, it's like

a puff, but with pickle. You don't even need teeth for those. Yeah, yeah, man, gum it down. Exactly. I prefer not using my teeth. You don't need teeth for the Thanksgiving dinner puff corn either. You know, it is a baby food. Pirate Yeah, just suck on it. These damn pesket teeth.

Oh, it's getting in the way of a good time. Oh, man. I was trying to keep my tongue in my mouth. Keeps flamen on it all there. And MJ, thank you so much for bringing in, wow, some pandas today. I love this journey for you. I feel like now you're going to start getting all the different kinds of pandas, and I hope that you enjoy all of them.

Yeah, it just goes to show that if you've seen something 2,000 times on the shelf of a bodega, but you've never tried it, you should try it. Sometimes you need it in your life. There's a reason it's been there for 10 years. Exactly. Oh, my God. I used to be obsessed with the bar. Was it barbecue dipsy doodles?

Do you remember dipsy doodles? Yes. You get the 25-set bag. I know the name dipsy doodle, but I think I always just thought it was a fake name. It is like the off-brand Fritos and they have the barbecue dipsy-doodles for 25 cents. You get like seven dipsy-doodles, but there's enough seasoning on there to last you a lifetime. It's because of the ridges on, I feel like it is a better. surface area for the chip.

And I know you said knock off Frito, but I dare say I would rather, if I could find a dipsy-doodle, I would prefer a dipsy-duddle over Frito. You heard it here first, folks. I support you. I know this is big. I know everybody's got to take a minute now. Now that I've said this, now I've just dropped this huge confession. But alas, it is the end of our show.

So this is where we are going to leave you. Ed Larson, thank you so much for joining us. hanging out with you too. This is always such a good time. We love having you. Two of my favorite people in the world. And of course, obviously, check out last podcast. I think you already do. I imagine you do side stories. Listen to the brighter side. Our episode with Jackie was unbelievable. If you like Jackie even a little bit, you're going to love this. I had so much fun with it, but also check out every brighter side because Eddie and Amber are just a goddamn dynamic duo. And I love you both so much. I've been so busy with all the last podcast stuff and leaving town a lot that Ashley Book Roberts and

And Julie have been sitting in for me a lot, and people have been loving it. I think that Amber is actually more comfortable talking to ladies than she is talking to me. Whoa. Well, you know, I mean, what are you going to do? You know, it's only 15 years of my life. You know, it's not your fault, Eddie. As far as men, no. You know, you're one of the best men out there.

He certainly are. You know, but I think it's all the spun. You know, you've got to remember what lives in Amber's brain because of spun. Oh, no, it's very evil. It's very evil. Yeah. But you're not one of the evil ones, but no. Thank you so much, Eddie.

I don't have the time. No, no. You're going to be too busy in San Diego and check it out. San Diego if you're in San Diego. November 16th, this Sunday. Yes, come hang out with me 6 p.m. Ashley Book Roberts, Amber Nelson, and the wonderful Julie Rosen is going to be hosting. It's going to be so much fun.

And then, of course, Oxnard is going to be amazing. That's going to be January 4th, Oxnard, California. Very nice place. So if you're in that area, please. come and see that show. That's going to be with Holden and Jake doing some Wizard in the Bruiser action, Carolina Hidalgo and the great Julia Johns. And then, of course, come see me do my show in San Francisco.

That's going to be Wednesday, February 18th. And you know who I booked to open for me? Who? Grant Gordon. Because he's moving there. Because he's moving there. That's great. So I'm just keeping it in the family.

Love this. As soon as I book another one, you two are next. We'll see what I can make it happen. But yes, we'll see if I can get you out here, MJ. Well, I'm going to make this happen. I'll do anything for you, Eddie. Yay. That's what I like to hear.

And thank you, everybody, for joining us on this week's episode of Page 7. My name is Jackie Zabrowski. You can follow me on Instagram at Jack That Worm and you can come hang out with us. Oh, my God. There's so many places to come hang out with us. We've got Patreon.com slash Page 7 podcast and we've got new shit for you Monday through Friday. So check that out.

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I did a great job, but Amber fucking killed it. Wow. I thought, I'm like, oh, I nailed that. I'm best part of this show. And then Amber just put on a display. I've never seen that. It was very impressive. Nailed it. Nailed it. And I can't wait for you to come back on the show because I imagine you will at some point, Eddie. And, um, MJ.

Yeah, please have me back as soon as possible. Oh, yeah. We love having you here, Eddie. You can, uh, not you, Eddie. You can just talk to us. But if you are a listener, you can email us, page seven podcast at gmail.com. We love hearing from you. Eddie, come back soon. We love you. Have great shows. And we will see everybody tomorrow for second helpings. Yeah. Bye, everybody. I miss you already, everybody. This show is made possible by listeners like you. Thanks to our ad sponsors, you can support our shows by supporting them. For more shows like the one you just listened to, go to lastpodcastnetwork.com.