Page 7 - World of Mormies w/ Natalie Jean

Episode Date: July 17, 2025

This week we're hangin' up our 'NO BOYS ALLOWED' sign since MJ's trapped in the Realm of Shadow without internet, so Jackie is joined by LPN's Natalie Jean as they discuss the songs they walked down the aisle to, celebrate the breaking news of the draft for ACOTAR book 6 being sent to the publisher, and SPOILER ALERT the "Love Island" finale ends with two drifters off to see the world.  A shocking truth is revealed about the "Real Housewives SLC" cast, Jackie introduces Natalie to the adult dating sim "Date Everything", and Jackie calls for more fae lego. Candace Cameron Bure claims sons 45 minute sermon saved her marriage, and Jackie learned that you can't change your AMC Stubs photo for a year after uploading one complete with a vampiric stare, plus in more AMC news they are adding ads in between the trailers now before films!?! Then a physically painful list of 'Famous People Who Suffered Horrifying Consequences From Black Market Cosmetic Procedures', no MJ means no BLINDZ til 'Second Helpings', and finally Jackie's Snackies starts at 57:22.854 and ends at 1:04:38.501!!! Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast  Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

And every day waiting for you, darling, don't be afraid. I have loved you for a thousand years. I love you for a thousand more. And all along, I knew. Time has brought your heart to be. I have loved you for a thousand years. I love you for a thousand more. And yes, Natalie, that can't.

goes out to you because you just are returning home from the land of Mormon, even though not technically the land of twilight, but the home of where the Mormies burst forth to create the Twilight. Welcome to page seven. And Natalie Jean, host of Spun, host of Elpian Deep Dives, Crescent City. Welcome to the show again. It's just the two of us. And it's not our faults. I did it.

I sabotaged the show so I could talk more. Natalie, I knew you were going to do this. I was like, Natalie, you better not sabotage. You better not go all beastie boys on my ass, and you fucking did, and I don't appreciate it. But also, you're too powerful. Don't ask a saboteur to come on your show. You're damn right. You are a woman in total control of herself.

Yes, that is witch. But Natalie, you know, just for everyone in case you're wondering, don't worry. MJ's not trapped in the nothing somewhere and never-ending story. Although maybe we might want to. circle back, but MJ is doing fine. Everything is good. It's just that our internet went out and we couldn't get them back on the line. So you know what? Guys, it's just us chickens. You know, we're just like you. Yeah. We rely on the internet. And sometimes the internet doesn't want to internet. We are just like, oh my God, relatable right now. Yeah, we're trying to be hashtag relatable

queens. So also if you are feeling related to right now, say it aloud. I am related to. Say it aloud. You know you want to say it loud. I am related to. I am related to. And isn't that a nice thing to remind yourself? And maybe I'm coming at this, you know, on the heels of reading the situation's memoir. And I'm having a lot of feelings about my belly diaper that is currently on, which is what I'm referring to the heating pad that is strapped to my back because I'm having back issues. And, But it does go wraps around my belly so it makes my belly real hot too. So it's kind of fun because I'm kind of only sweating on my middle parts. I think that's like a spa treatment kind of.

Yeah, you're right. It's like a sauna for my back. You're being fancy right now. Thank you for recognizing that because I do feel fancy right now. Yeah. We got to frame all of our ailments as spa treatments. It's fun. And then it's fun.

Yeah. It's not sad. It doesn't make me feel like, oh, now I'm just plotting against like the slow deterioration of my back until someday I can beg them to give me a surgery. That's what being alive is, is plotting against your slow deterioration. You're right. Fighting back to Kay. You are right. But are we fighting it back very well? I don't know. I don't know it very well. Chat, let us know. Chas. Am I pretty? Am I so pretty? Everything's fine, guys. everything's going to be okay.

But Natalie, in the world of morm, how did you fare and did you have a blast? I do. I want to preface all of this by saying the song you sang a thousand years was being played on a harp in our hotel lobby yesterday. What, bro? It's like I knew. It's like I was there. And I started to sing it to Henry and he said, what song is this?

And I said, are you even married to me? What? How dare you? not know that song. I can't believe you didn't walk down the aisle to it. Yeah, I didn't say that. I can't believe you didn't. I walked down to a Sound of Music song.

Did you really? I did. Well, it was played on a violin. Oh, okay. I was like, I don't remember like a bunch of kids being like, Nazis in the hills. Nazis on the hills. I brought in a bunch of children from the street and they sang.

That's what I were doing. That's what you were. Now I get it. Yeah, remember I walked down to I must have done something good, which is a song from. son of music and then I left to Sweet Child of Mine by Guns and Roses. Wow!

Good choices. I think that I was so nervous about being the efficient that I wasn't paying attention. Yeah. Wait, remind what you walked down to? On my wedding day? Yeah. Oh, uh... Oh, no. Am I a bad wife? Does that make me a bad wife? Am I bad wife? I should also add that

in the I gave a speech at your wedding, and I started it with an Edward call, in quote. And I felt, thank you, I am related to, and it made me feel seen. And it's, you know, I didn't expect to feel that way during my, you know, Satanist wedding, but I, I did. I can't, oh, oh, God, now I have to look it up. It samples, Bex, oh my God. I'm sorry I didn't mean to put you on the spot. Only fools Russian.

I know what it is. It's spiritualized, right? Spiritualized. What's the name of the song? Ladies and gentlemen, we're floating in space. God damn it. Thank you, Adam. Now that's a good editor. Don't Adam, please don't tell my husband.

Adam is very good friends to my husband. Don't tell him. He doesn't need to know. It'll stay right here on this recording. Right guys, we're not going to tell Jeff. Nobody tell Jeff. Nobody let him know that I forgot. but I will say spiritualize the song.

Ladies and gentlemen, we are floating through space. Every time I do hear it now, I burst into tears because it does remind me of, you know. Now you've redeemed yourself. Thank you. Well, Adam has redeemed me. And I guess, you know, Adam, honestly, I have pitched this to you before with you and your wife. If the four of us, not that I'm saying we're going to become a couple. A couple.

What's going on? I'm saying that we can just, we can start land together. This is what happens. MJ is gone and now I start thinking about... Sounds like you are the one in Salt Lake City, not me. Oh my God, yes. Please, we're not going to be... Sam and I are not going to be Mormon wives.

We're just going to have our own homes separately on the land. You know, living is actually very normal in other countries for the elderly. Yeah, dude. Honestly, let's all live in a cul-de-sac. I think it'd be nice. And I know that everybody's saying that's given Cody Brown right now, but they moved out of the cul-de-sac. Well, nobody's going to be like the daddy of the called the sack.

There's no one day. Daddy of the sack. You're saying it? Because I think there's usually a daddy of a sack daddy. Yeah, I mean, I think there's usually, I think you find a couple of them. I think Cody's the sack daddy. I think we will not have one. It will be a community.

A community sack. And isn't that really nice? And if everybody's, you know, just shooting, then it's like, who knows? It'll be just like polyammy. the show, which man, they really got hung up, even though both of them said, we're not going to find out which one is the actual biological father. We're not going to find out.

And then they find out, and one of the daddies is very, very angry. Yeah. But, you know, I feel like that's kind of par for the course. Yeah. When you're, you know, when you're playing with jizz fire. Well, it's also, there's the different styles because the polygamous, communities inside of the LDS world or the FLDS, there's, it's not, it's not, nobody's having a good time except the one guy, you know,

it's like nobody's, daddy of the sack. Daddy's sad. He's having a blast, yeah. Nobody else is. Yeah, but he's got to deal with all that. Yeah, you know what I mean? I mean, that's on him. But that's what you get.

See, you should never have a group relationship where you have to, convince them through fear of God that you have to be there. I don't know. How else are you supposed to do it? What are you supposed to do, Natalie? Oh, I know. I don't know why we need to like, you know, communicate with our partners. That's stupid and everything.

Yes. Thank you for, you know what? I'm so glad that you're here on today's episode of page seven to share that. Like, I think that this is what we want to be getting across. I don't want to be too controversial. No. I love this. You're not like the other bitches.

And actually, this is not the reason why it's not that. MJ was not invited today. How dare anybody say that? But I will say it is interesting that your witchy magic may have done this to Natalie Jean. And maybe it's because we found out that SJM just sent in the draft for Akatar Book 6. And maybe we knew that MJ didn't give a shit about it. By the way, I was desperately messaging you after it happened on the day. And you weren't answering because I think you were sure.

streaming. So I did a bit on the side story show in Salt Lake City, and I literally had to start talking to the audience about it because I was like, I know there's Fayebe's in here, somebody. And then there was like, I talked to somebody about the fairy smart. So I had to talk to them about and I was the one breaking the news to some of them. Whoa. Did you feel, oh my God, bombshells entering the Akita Villa? Yeah. And Eddie and Henry were not happy because it distracted from their little show. interesting that Henry didn't care about Akitar. Henry didn't even know the song from Twilight.

It's like, what does he know? I don't know, because those are the only two things about me. That's the only thing about Natalie that I mean, it's the only thing I know. It's the only thing I've ever wanted to know. I know. I was, I was, I'm just a little disappointed. I'm not upset. I'm just a little disappointed.

No, you break them on. But he made out for it because one of the other harp songs in the lobby was from Famine of the Opera. I bet Henry would love the hamster dance via violin. No, it was a harp, Jack. Oh, harp. I don't know how you could play that on the harp. I would listen.

Yeah. I would listen. Ding ding ding ding ding. Honestly, that would be really fun. See, get me a harp. I will if you want. I think they're like $8,000 though. Oh, come.

Get me a baby harp. Somebody's got baby harp out there for me. I'm going to get it for you, but you better play the harp. I'm definitely going to. Okay. And just ask my mom how many times I said growing up that I was definitely going to learn to play that instrument. And how many instruments do I, any of them? Really?

Any of the ones that they would eventually save up to get for me. And then I just didn't do anything with it. Yeah. You know, but it's the hope. It's the hope. Right. And that's what you want to instill in your children, the hope to learn and to grow, but not the actual going through it.

In a sense, it's healthy because they let you try things. Yeah. Maybe we should encourage kids to keep going. They didn't. A hope can take us so far and write SJM because, baby, we are getting so much. So there's a lot of discussion and I'm sorry. I'm going to say sorry to anybody to listen to page 7 that couldn't give a shit. But I just, I hope that you can find happiness in our happiness while we talk about.

it just because we are very excited because for those of you that don't know, and again, do not care. But maybe you're kind of curious. There are currently five Akatar books out. And we've been knowing that the sixth one is going to come out for, you know, a bit. We've known ever since the last one didn't end. And we've been speculating on what the next book is going to be. But also, we don't really have the space to be able to fully talk about this on LPN Deep Dives Crescent City because honestly, it's a different world. It's a different word. Very thick world that we can't take breaks about.

We can't take breaks from because it's already taking us some time to get through it already. We got through one chapter last episode. Now, a lot of people, so here's the thing, but maybe this might excite you for the, you know, the TAY people out there, that SJM also seeds a lot of, you know, seeds, lots of eggs puts eggs in sack. They put your eggs in it. Saddie. No, we don't need you. This is SJM's world. Yeah. No, uh, Easter eggs. Easter eggs. Yeah, yeah.

She puts a lot of Easter eggs in everything she does. And slowly over time in, you know, I don't feel that this is a spoiler alert, but there's a reason why we are doing the different series on the other show, because let's just say, there's a reason, okay? So it's all very exciting and it does a tribute to the world. But in her announcement of, of the final draft being done, it gave us nothing else except it shows a lot of wintry scenes. Now, a lot of people are thinking that this means it's going to be about the night court, which I don't think that's much of a stretch. No.

I do think it is going to be about the night court. But I guess real quick, Natalie, and I know we're going to get to celebrity gossip. We are. Although this is celebrity gossip because she's a celebrity now. No. Yes. She's got two million followers now. What do you think? Out the gate, what do we think the next book? What is it?

It's Elaine. You think it's Elaine and Asriel's story? Yes. I do think we'll get as. Maybe. I think we'll get as POV. I am not a, I'm not a stand of their, I don't ship them. You're not Alay's real? Mm-mm. Wow. No. I'm a Gwen Real. I mean, please. I, if we could get a whole book on Gwen Real, but. I think we could. Okay, potentially hear me, and I think it might be all three of their POVs. Oh, wait. I didn't realize, I thought it's in 6D that she wrote Akatar 6 through 8.

Okay, this is, we can't tell. Some people are saying that's an arrow, but she hasn't commented on it. On the draft, like when she closes the book, there's something written on the outside that says Akatar 6 and there's like a dash of something and you can't quite see it. So the internet is between that you're thinking that it says Akatar 6 through 8, which also that doesn't make any sense. No. I think it's an arrow, but I do kind of enjoy. this level of mystery. It's a good, it's a good teaser because you're just like, wait a second, now we have to like break down every little image in the little tiny image of the flash of the book

that we get. Yes. Yeah. I do want to say I saw a theory that got me really excited, but I also don't know if I should say it. I guess I should just talk to you about it in real life and not say it because I don't want to spoil anything for anybody. Is it a spoiler thing? Kind of. Yeah. All right. I'm sorry, nothing. I say nothing. Never mind. I won't bring up my fan theory, but it was something that I was not familiar with. And I went, oh my God, that makes so much sense. But don't worry, we're not going to get into that right now. For those of you that couldn't give a shit. But thank you for listening to these minutes. Because we're going to see some, every book you get, oh, what kind of sex do they like? Ooh, baby. There's also like plot and stuff, but. Yeah, especially, well, Akatar is more smutty than like,

let's say a Crescent City. I think that Crescent City is way more. I mean, I will say, I mean, when we get it, you get it. Sprocy as scenes, though. It pops. Oh, Hunt's got some, a little bits of fetishes. Don't even say Hunt right now. It's a different world that we're talking.

I know. I can't believe we're talking about Akitar right now on Page Center. This is crazy. We're not supposed to do these things. What? You know, sometimes you just got to, like, lead with joy, Natalie. This is what my therapist told me. I need to be leading with joy.

You're so angry. I'm leading with joy. Don't you feel it? Should I say yes? I am so hot in my belly dipey, but I would be nothing without my belly dipey. Now, something that I do want to talk about that, Natalie, you definitely don't care at all about. Okay.

Now, Love Island, U.S., season seven, has come to a close. And this, a lot of people were watching it. Some might say billions of people were watching it. And it was all over. Now, I wanted to show you what I. So I was watching the last episode. And this is a spoiler of sorts. I don't care.

You don't care. And I think that the internet, if you care at all about Love Island, it's all already been spoiled for you. So I really, yeah. And this isn't, I'm not even saying who wins, even though that is everywhere. Okay. But we did get to almost live. Watch what I am labeling cringe performance art. Because there was a date that you can tell that neither person wanted to be there.

And they are kind of like, but it's at the end of their go. And they're supposed to have this big, romantic date. And so let me set this up for you already. They have been arguing through most of the date. Now this state, like they're on this like platform surrounded by water. So when they came in, he had carried her into the scene. They trapped her there? To put her on, like put her in the chair.

And then it is so uncomfortable. And you're watching almost in real time. And then out of nowhere, a person comes out to serenade them in such an awkward moment. that's not even what I'm about to show you. Okay. Because they just sit there in uncomfortable silence as she slowly sings, Moon River, and it's supposed to be... You had me a cringe performance.

Okay, great. So this is right when she decides to tell him that she just wants to be friends. I think she was being friends. Sitting there with the pout on her face. Is she drunk? No, not drunk. They can't be drunk in the show. Me, no, our feelings.

I already knew. I could tell. So, I just know. And you have to be. You're trapped. Trapped. Silence. If we are friends,

obviously we have the same friends in here. Are you able to hang out and not feel weird? Like, can we still be funny, cool, and everything in, like, it's normal? Right off the bat, I'm going to be honest with you. No. But will I have any? hatred towards you? No, not at all. But I need to not like you anymore.

So that means I need to separate myself a little bit. I'm going to do that. And just, because earlier he was like, why are you looking at my life with your head on your hand like that? Why are you giving me this stink face? Well, if I, I don't know these people, but it seems like she's slurring. She's a little, but not. Okay. Like, they're not.

They have to be stone cold sober? They're only allowed one to two drinks a day. I mean, that's technically better. Because it's weird when they get them too drunk. You're right. So he's going to leave, even though it's surrounded by water. What is this? Slowly?

They have to know that they're being insane. Is this full camp? This is why I'm saying that this, I was laughing so much at just her. And then he comes back. He gets shoes. He goes, he gets shoes. Yeah, his shoes on. It's good.

Why you cry? Why you cries? Do you want to carry me or do you walk? Why are you crying? What is this? What are you guys doing with your lives? Do you want to carry me or am I supposed to walk? I'm just kidding.

I do stupid stuff all day. It's fine. And then he goes, I'm not going to carry you. She wanted him. carry her out. I mean, she slowly takes off the shoes. She dumped him. You know? She dumped him. And he's like, no, I'm not going to carry you. And then slowly takes off the high heels, gets the bottle of champagne. And she just, I was just going to drink the champagne. Why is she that upset one? Because she's upset, Natalie. And then she slowly exits the frame out of the water.

Where are they? Fiji! I laughed. Laugh, and I laughed and I laughed and I laughed. And what a way to end such a... It's like we're watching. I know so much about them at this point because I've watched their faces for so long

that I will say proud of Huda that last time she got dumped, she fucking went full, like, screaming, upset. Like really. dressing him down, like, it was not a fucking good look. And they end up keeping her on the show. And at least she doesn't, like, flip out. But she broke up with him.

But she did. And that's why he's like, why are you crying? Why are you crying? I've not late at each other for days. I don't know either of any of that. But just from that interaction, I would say that he was being very reasonable to her if she broke up with him. But then a lot of the internet is like, look at how cold he's being to her. He's being so cold.

It's like, no, he just wasn't feeling it. And she was kind of like. all over the place while they were together. And it's just like, well, I think he was kind of done. Yeah, I think also he probably got embarrassed. He just embarrassed him a little bit. And so, you know, it would be different if she was like in peril, like, and she was in danger. And he was like, fuck you.

Does she just talk like that all the time? No, she's, I'm honestly usually yelling of some sort, but it is sad. Maybe she's just sad talking. She's one of the few people that, like, I have seen where I was like, I, you're a beautiful woman, but also, you were also very, very beautiful before all of the work as well. Sure. Not that, you know, every person's work is their own, but she's just, you know, I thank you for watching it. Thank you for giving me the minutes to share this date.

I loved the setup. That was pretty. No, I don't want that part. Get that out of there. But give me a floating dinner table. Right? See, that's the thing. It was in such a beautiful space.

and just such an uncomfortable and they just let it sit and they just let it play out. It was such a long scene and I'm... See, that was, there was another, I don't know of what you're, uh, want to talk about but I was actually trying to get the, we have the girl chat

in our telephones. Theme gals. And I have muted. Yes. How dare you? Yeah. All right. I'm letting everybody know now. Wow. The chat is muted. It is muted because the thing is, like, look at my phone and I've missed like 60 texts. Yeah. There's just too many people in the group chat. But sometimes

you miss good invites. I know. And then I do see it later on. I'm like, oh, I should have looked at this. But it's not like I don't see the notifications. You just have to, like, it's not buzzing on me. Oh, I see. Oh, yeah. But what's going on in theme gals? So when I was in Salt Lake City, I was trying to get answers about the show Real Housewives because even though I've been covering the LDS Church for two years, I don't want to watch that show. I just feel like it's not showing what the church is at all, and it kind of is, like, deceptive. I mean, they're bad Mormons, though.

I know, but Natalie, but Heather Gay, bad Mormon. It's also the, what's the other one? The big one that everybody loves. Meritive Mawx. No, the other show. Jen Shaw. The other show. Oh, Secret Lives of Mormon Wife.

I can't, I can't do it. I can't. It's like, it makes it look like it's, like, cute and silly and fun, and it's, like, fucked up. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But, like, but SLC, I feel is a different beast. I understand Secret Lives of Mormon Wives. I do feel, I understand where you're coming from.

But SLC, it's just such a, it's a perfect reality. Totally. I'm not shitting on it or even people watching it or anything like that. I just, you better not come for us, Natalie. I'm not. I will defend all of us. I swear to God, I'm not. I'm not trying to be judgmental.

I just can't watch it while I'm doing this research. I understand. Yes, that makes a lot of us. It's also not helping my show research. No, no, I bet. And I need a break from the performance. But when I was in, so I'd never been to Salt Lake City until last weekend. And I was like going.

Oh, that was your first time. Yeah. I've never been. Dude, it's great. It's beautiful. I do love Salt Lake City. Well, there's stuff about it that does disturb me deeply. Sure.

But. The mountains. Yeah. They're too, why are those mountains so tall? Yeah. They're like looking at you and judging. They actually, it kind of looks like the valley. It's the same kind of basin.

Except that it's like so much more like. snow cap. It's beautiful. God, it's beautiful. It's super beautiful. And there's a super progressive community in Salt Lake City. It's not all LDS. There's a lot of, you know, there's like a punk scene and stuff. Oh, yeah. It's fine. Honestly, the underground scene is even more fun because it is a lot of people that were held, you know, to a standard that they didn't agree with for quite some time. And so it does create quite an underground scene. For sure. And it, there's lots of cool stuff about it. And And actually the place we stayed at the end for our little extra day of doing like some videoing of stuff was one of the most beautiful hotels I've ever stayed and maybe the most beautiful I've ever stayed. Oh.

Called the Grand America. Oh. And I was trying to find out from the other theme gals who watch the show if the real housewives hang out at this hotel because the pool is amazing. We had a little hangout time. And then I was told by whoever answered that the real houseers of Salt Lake City don't live in Salt Lake City? Well, there's a really big divide between the ones specifically that own in Salt Lake City and the ones that rent in Salt Lake City. And it is definitely looked down upon for them to be renting, even though they're renting huge homes. Where do they live?

Are there places? Like, fancier? New York. Yeah, no, no, like big, just bigger cities. It's people that left and that, like, also come back. But a lot, I think most of them have homes in Salt Lake City or around Salt Lake City. But they don't live there full time. I mean, you know, they're always on the go, Natalie.

Housewives always have things to get to. They always have projects they got to be working on. I mean, Vita Tequila can't remain in Salt Lake City. Natalie, it's got to grow. I know. I'm the idiot. I obviously. I'm not saying that.

Natalie. We don't say that about my friend Natalie. Yeah. But no, they don't. They're usually hanging out at each other's homes. Okay. So they don't go places in Salt Lake City? They do, but usually it is, it is a place that it's rented for them to be showboating their own, their own companies. Their own merchandise. Yes, their own stuff in other places. Like usually, or they go on trips overseas or they'll go on like there's usually like one big trip. And I was about to say like to Morocco, but that is Real Housewives of New York

because I'm in the season right now that Countess Lou Anne, it's like, you've got to go to Morocco. And then all of them are like, Morocco, Morocco! And it's like they're all terrified of being in Morocco. And it's just, you know, I watch a lot of it.

And yet still, I don't watch enough of it. Uh-oh. I need to be watching more. In fact, I was talking about this last week because Love Island is done. And I was like, well, I'm sad because I'm going to miss the villa. And a lot of people said that I should go over to Love Island, UK. But I think I need something just a little bit different. But a lot of people are recommending I start the journey into Vanderpump Rules.

Now, I don't know if you remember Natalie. But when I was really sad and living in your home, I would watch Vanderpump Rules. I used to start, I started, I watched the first season of Vanderpump Rules all those years ago, Like in 2017? Yes. Oh, okay. But I would only watch it if I was jumping on your trampoline while watching the show. Because then I was like, okay, I can watch it, but I have to work out while I watch it.

And so that's how I watch the first full season of Andrew Pump Rules. I do think I'm going to go back. I don't know if I'm going to rewatch the first season, but I think this is a journey I need to start. I think we still have the trampoline in storage if you want to. You know, I think I'm good. No, I think you should be able to just sit. watch TV. I'm just kidding. Yeah, but I also, I mean, I still, sometimes you create weird rules for yourself in the same way that I love to play this new game called Date Everything, which is actually

a perfect dating simulator game. I am so envious that I was not a part of this game. It is a game called Date Everything. And if you like Dating Sim games, I just, I'm sorry, this is now like a commercial for Date Everything. Are they paying you? I fucking wish. No, I. Come on, guys. Only allow my to play it if I'm streaming. That is a rule I've created because I can't. Natalie, you can date everything. Oh, God. Everything in the house.

What? Turns into an anthropomorphic version and all of the characterizations are so fucking amazing. Let me just show you. And they're like super adult, right? They're like adult. Okay. But yeah, yeah.

It's not a game for kids at all. But Natalie. But like the blender becomes an adult blender. Correct. Yeah. Oh, yeah. No, they're all adults. Yeah, they're all adults.

Yeah, I'm not, I'm not looking at. Yeah, they're not. Is that babies? I know you're not. I'm just like, I have to ask these questions. I understand. It's because of the Mormons. This is what the Mormons have done to you.

Yes. This is what the Mormons have done to us. So right now, honestly, you, you could see right off the bat why I immediately fell in love with Freddy Yetty. Wow. Freddie Yetty is the freezer and he's a big. Oh. That's just, it's not the fridge. That's just the freezer?

He's just the freezer. Does the fridge also become? I haven't met anyone yet. No, I haven't met them yet. But I am really right now, I'm really going for this freezer. He's given Hagrid vibes. Oh, baby, he's given Hagrid vibes. Also, if you want to hear me talk about my lust for Hagrid,

check out the Reading Smut podcast that Natalie and I recently were guests on when we talk about where we came about in the world of Smut and how we got to the place that we're at, which is experts on the world of Smut. And so definitely check out that episode of Reading Smut. But, you know, surprisingly, Natalie, also date everything. I need you to know this now. I, because I am curious. You know, do they, do you see their genitals?

No. Well, I don't know. I'm still dating. I keep wanting to call it fuck everything because I am excited because, oh my God, I have to show you the bed. Let me show. Okay, I'm going to show you the rubber duck and then I'm show you the bed. And then that's it. I'm going to stop talking about this game.

And a lot of the dropout people did. and critical role people did voices for it too. So all the voice acting is awesome. Oh, yeah. Also, it's very well written. It's funny. Oh, that's great. All the characters are so, like, it's, dude, it really is, it's insane.

But the rubber duck is this big, thick mama, and her name is Rebel. And she keeps flicking me off with her little wing arms. So the date's not going well? No, she hates me. But you know what I feel about? likes that. No, she hates me, Natalie. But I am between the rubber duck. Oh, and the bed. The bed and date everything. Mama Mia. She talks like...

Oh, it's a girl. Oh, yeah. Big thick pillows. No, baby. And she's wearing the duvet, like a dress. And I don't know what's going to happen in her future. I've only been playing it for like, I don't know, six hours. You don't know if it gets sexual? I mean, I imagine it does. Because a lot of them do, right? Yes. Yeah, yeah. And a lot. And oh, yeah. I mean, there's a lot of them that you can't even play on Twitch. But if you want to check me out, Twitch.tv. Oh, no, it's Jackie. It'll all be up there. You can watch Jackie flirt with a bed. Yeah. I feel like you're saying that like it's not exciting and fun, Natalie. I feel thrilled by it. Yeah, you get to see me flirting with a bed. I haven't even read all of them yet. There's like over 150 characters.

I think that that is actually very fun. I am filled. See, I'm looking. leading with joy. Wow. Look at her go. Someone tell my fucking therapist. I'm leading with joy. I'll tell her. Thank you. It is just, um, I've really been kind of losing myself in it. But it's kind of fun, Natalie, that we have this relationship that I think a lot of people are like, why would you talk to your sister-in-law about it? But I think it's great because we never get

into specifics. We never get into anything like personal. But we talk about past stuff and we can talk about like, I want to fuck this freezer. And you accept me for that. Yeah. I get. It seems like that would be fun. I like it. Oh my god. Sorry, Twilight. I'm just, I started looking at the, I pulled up the, did you ever end up doing the Lego Twilight House? Yeah. I need to see it. It's a good set. There are some Lego sets that are sort of like, sort of like are over top of other ones as far as they're like, okay, for example, the Home Alone house, fantastic Lego set. It also has little things you can move around in it that are like references from the movie. Oh, that's fun. Do they have like the paint can? They have the sled that goes down the stairs. Fine. Yeah, that kind of stuff.

Twilight's got a great one. I really enjoy the Twilight House. I think that's a good one to get too. They're all good. Like, I've never done a Lego set and been like, Buh, boring. But some of them are like, you know, more exciting than the others. Yeah, dude.

I mean, getting into the world of mini figs because my husband has been trying to create D&D. Like he's like been building the world through the use of mini figs. So we've been quite. I've learned. I've learned a lot about minifigs recently. I bet. And there are all different kinds.

And even though I want them all to have Faye ears, it's actually kind of difficult to find it because it only can be found in the Lord of the Rings set. And that makes me upset. I'd like more Faye Lego. And if anyone's out there designing Lego right now, if you could, that would be great. That would be sick.

Because I would get that in a heartbeat. For sure. I'm so bad. I don't even know. I have no patience for a Lego. I feel like I look at it. I'm like, ah. I don't have to do it.

I can't do it. I love it. It keeps my brain from yelling at me at night. I mean, you have to see, guys. Natalie gets into like the little, stop me if you don't want me to talk about this. Don't tell them. Your little rooms, when Natalie was like making these little rooms, but then on top of it, she's making individual books in the little rooms.

I'm not creating an art piece. It's what I like about all of those, they call those book knicks. They kind of fit into a bookshelf. I like a thing that gives me a set of instructions because when you're like making stuff all day, it's really fun. But sometimes it's just nice to have a thing saying like, follow these directions. Do this. Do this. Then do this.

And then a thing comes out of it. And you're like, whoa. And then you get something out of it. I didn't even have to like process. I just like made it with my little hands. God, art crafting. It gets in my crawl forever. I, you know, you're talking about mini figs.

I keep thinking like, do I need a 3D printer? And the answer is no. But do I want a 3D printer? You can make jewelry, you can make accessories. I could probably make you mini-figs. But it's an entire process of then me learning how to use a 3D printer. So easy, sure. But do I want a 3D printer?

Let me know in the chat. All right. Like he keeps saying to the chat, I say, come on, chat. We know you're still there. Come on, Chad. We know you're there. You're always with us. Now, I guess like God is always.

with Candice Cameron Beret. Now, I would love to read this headline. Now, Natalie, you just came back from the world of warm. How dare? Candice Cameron Beret says Sun Lev's 45-minute sermon helped save her marriage. He just had the Bible open, Natalie.

I am not upset with people that have faith. I am not upset with people that find comfort in the Bible. I think it's beautiful. There's just something about your marriage collapsing and your son pulling out a Bible and reading from it for 45 minutes and then then Jim's being like, I'm healed, I'm healed. The sigh of our loins has healed us upon this day.

And maybe that's not what happened, but I really, man, I don't like Candace Cameron Bray. So I'm going to say that it's negative. You know, the Camerons, right? I try to put the empathy where I can being like, oh, they were raised as little, like, actor slaves. They didn't get to go to school. They didn't get to have human experiences. But there's something about somebody being a simpleton, but also very wealthy and powerful, that does fill me with a rage that, like, blood comes out of my eyeballs a little bit. Yeah, dude.

And it's also, if you're a simple to. and you're trying to say things that are so dumb as empowerment that makes me want to nothing. I would not, there's just no anger. I'm not doing a threat. The things I was going to say, I shouldn't say on the radio. But the reason I think I actually just mentioned this on deep times. I'm done with her utterly in every way is that she was on Russell Brand's Instagram page, like cheering him. on because he did the thing that predators do where they're like, I've found Jesus. Oh, I've been

baptized. And so he's in this river pretending to be, he's with this horrible man named something, Sean Foyt, who is a monster, but also says he's a preacher. He like would go during COVID, he would go to Skid Row and try to evangelize the homeless people with no masks on. There would literally have to be a human barrier protecting people on the street who are the most vulnerable for COVID because they were trying to scream in their faces, scream sing, be like, Jesus is coming. Like, thanks so much. You could have brought like some bread or something. He's like, you can do that? Can you also bring something that also tangibly helps?

That would be great. But so he's now, Russell Branson, hanging out with that, dude, posts in about how they're like baptizing people. I thought there was a thing like, why is Russell Brand baptizing people? But anyway, Candace Cameron Burr was in the, the comment section being like, yes, preach, yay. And I'm like, bitch, are you getting me? No, and the thing is she's not kidding you. No, you know, she's not. And I do think she is simple.

I think she's a little bit of a simple. But also, you always, when we were younger, like, oh, well, her brother's weird. She's like probably like kind of normal, you know? Like she, oh, she was so funny, I'm fuller house. But her brother is, uh, maybe they're just the same. Yeah. Because her brother's also a dummy. You know, maybe they, you know, they probably had a bunch of weird shit put into their

brains real young. And I imagine that this is, they are just product of their upbringing. And that is too bad. But you know what? Honestly, it's nice to have someone that I'm like, I feel that I can. openly say, I feel, to me, you are evil. So I think that's fair, you know? I think it's fair. I think if you are a rich simpleton, you might become evil.

You might become evil, you know? And I just, maybe I just have a lot of thoughts after seeing, you know, Superman this weekend, but I'm going to bring up Superman on second helpings with MJ. Oh, wow. The woke mind virus is here, I guess. Yeah, uh-oh. Yeah, I mean, if you haven't noticed that by now, I think you might be on the wrong show. I was actually, I don't know a lot about, I mean, I know, I know enough about the new Superman, but I know that it affected Henry deeply in a way that it's like green flags. It was really good. It was really good. But I will, yeah, I'll talk further about that on Thursday with MJ, because I was trying to convince MJ to go with, I was like, because Gideon also really like Superman. I was like, honestly, this is one that you both would really, really. really enjoy. So, um, just come back on Friday for more. Talk about Superman. Because I am

trying to convince them. But, you know, I guess it's difficult when the kids are out of school. I guess the, I guess the summer gets tense and difficult. Oh, they can't just go to the movies when they want to. You know, and I'm just like, have you thought about getting around these friends? You know what I mean? Like, it's like, give them, uh, you give them a puzzle and you put them on Yeah, exactly. Give them a couple of shots of whiskey. I feel like you get, you need that AMC time. And you got to do anything to get it.

It's self-care, thank you. And I have been, you know what, maybe it hasn't been self-care AMC, because I have a couple of opinions on the fact that they now have started adding, they're letting everybody know in case you haven't been around in the last 20-plus years, that the movies don't start when the movie time is,

they actually start 25 to 30 minutes after the movie time. But now they're like, oh, we can do this now because we let everybody know it. It like starts late. They've started adding commercials in between the trailers. And I am infuriated. Yeah. I was, I had such a little tantrum to myself that I was like, oh, now we got to watch. Oh, we already got to watch.

Oh, we're already getting sad. thanked by all the directors, but now. And I already really enjoy the, like, lights, the cameras. Like, you know, I like when they kind of suck themselves off. Oh, sure. Come on. Crazy that in L.A., people are still cheering the Nicole Kidman AMC had. They're still doing it.

Is that an L.A. trend or is that everywhere? No one else thinks about it. No one else brings it up. And I've said this, like, I was surprised, like, a year and a half ago that people still clapped when they saw it. And, man, they're just, I think some people have decided they're always going to clap when they see it. Yeah, yeah, it's fun. Man, our friend Mike Lawrence, though, canonically, he refuses to go into the movie theater until the Nicole Kidman ad is over because it fills him with so much rage. And that, that makes me smile.

Well, that means he never can go before 30. minutes like before because that's usually the signification that the movie is almost about to consider thinking of starting. Thinking of starting, but now they're like adding in extra commercial. So you think that, but that's not the case anymore, Natalie. Well, also, other side of that, sometimes the AMCs in L.A. do really fun, limited screenings of older movies. They just did the dogma one, which was a blast. I was so happy to see it because for a long time they lost the rights to and you couldn't see it anywhere. And filmed in Pittsburgh. First movie said I ever saw as a kid. What?

And it's a great movie still. Oh my God. I still really loved it. But they... And you also went to see Spinal Tap, too, right? Because that was the 40th anniversary? Yes. So, Dogma, zero trailers.

And thankfully, we went on time. But I will say about half of the theater came 20 minutes into the movie because they were anticipating trailers. Whoa. But those special things, you got to go there on time. But then... This should include that on the app then. But then, again, exactly.

We went and saw this spinal tap, like, I don't know, a week before we're recording this, and a bunch of our friends went because they were doing like to the 40-year anniversary. The trailer for the sequel was at the end, and it was adorable. It's really cute. Also done by Christopher Guest?

Yes. All of the masks and everything. Yeah, it was very funny. They're obviously all extremely old, and they're all in their spinal taps. It's really good. but we were waiting before him we were having a cocktail at the bar at the AMC hell yeah that's now that's good living right there yeah yeah city walk AMC you can drink only

upstairs oh we having a cocktail and we were like asking the guy it's is it a bunch of trailers or can we like can we wait or should we go right at the top and the guy behind the bar was like yeah there's well there'll be a cup there'll be for a second he like wouldn't i could tell he didn't No. But he just like started to think he needed to give us an answer. And so he said, yeah, that will be a couple, but like don't wait the whole time. But there will be some trailers. There were not. There were no trailers. We only went in a couple minutes late. But he lied. And they don't tell. So I'm just saying they need to be clear. Never trust anyone. Never trust anyone is what I'm getting to. But also AMC is not being clear enough about their trailers. So if they're doing re-releases,

say there's no trailers. Man, and not to continue the complaint about AMC, but also, just so, this is my PSA to everybody. If you have AMC Stubbs or if you have the app for AMC, and they give you an opportunity now to add your photo so that you don't have to show your license when you go in, and I don't know if that's just for Stubbs people, because they have to make sure you're the person

that's getting the ticket or help them. But I didn't know, and for those that don't also, if you add a joke photo, You can't change it for a year. And I was giving vampire. That's what I said to Jeff. I was like, I'm giving vampire. I was like, I'm giving the vampire stare.

Do you want me to show it to you? Now it is trapped and I feel like I feel the need to tell every single person that signs me in at the AMC that I was trying to give a vampire stare. And I tried to tell the young person at the ticket thing that I was like, it's a vampire stare. Do you see the vampire stare? And they looked at me like I was a vampire. Yeah. They didn't care about my vampire stare.

He said, old. Yeah, they are like, oh, are you old? Oh, thanks for letting us know. Oh, my God, I can't even show you. It's that hidden. You'll never see it, Natalie. What ticket? Oh, no, I don't see.

You're never going to see. Sorry. Vampire. I'm giving vampire. Now only the people the AMC are going to see. That looks kind of like a turtle. I was given as a vampire turtle And I can't change it for a year

I can't change it So in case You were curious Don't put a joke photo up You should have said to that That young adult Being cringe is freedom Yeah

Okay Yeah get used to it It's cringe Oh guess what Be cringe Be cringe Yeah be free Yeah. Have a little bit more, all right? Have a smile. So, you know, it is the beauty of getting older. You just care a little bit less every second that passes. Yeah. And if you're a little bit cringe, maybe you're a little bit happier, a little bit more peace. Wow. And isn't that nice? And I mean, according to Love Island, you know, it just depends on what kind of cringe you're into. But Natalie, I know it's just us chickens, but it's time for the list.

Oh, who's on the list singing to myself, Jackie. Gotta have that list. I remember. You do. Kind of. Famous people who suffered horrifying consequences from black market cosmetic procedures. Oh, no. I don't do that.

Lost some time going down a rabbit hole of people that, like, I feel like in this life, like mayonnaise. Don't buy an off-brand mayonnaise. You know, there are certain things that you don't get the generic form of. And that's different for everybody. Maybe mayo's not your condi that you feel that way about. But I dare say that plastic surgery on the whole, like a tattoo, is not something that you're trying to get as cheap and fast as possible. Like when Cardi B was 22, she got illegal biopolymer butt injections.

but at 30, she had 95% of them surgically removed and warned her fans to never get the procedure done. She said, all I'm going to say is that if you're young, if you're 19, 20, 21, sometimes you're too skinny and you're like, oh my God, I don't have enough fat to put in my ass. So you get the ass shots. She says don't. In 2017, that was when the FDA issued the warning not to do this.

So in case you were wondering, and you're like, I'm going to go get this done right now. You're not supposed to just shoot a bunch of stuff in there. Yeah. And not know what the stuff is. is that you're putting in her. Yeah. But I, you know,

I've shot a lot of stuff in me and I don't know what it came from too, you know? You know, I just feel like, I understand Natalie, but do you understand what Black China was going through because she also got illegal silicone

butt injections and had to have them all removed? I, you know, the idea of a BBL, I've looked into it because I was curious as to the recovery time and the process of it

And I'm not saying that getting butt implants. I'm not saying that it's not for everyone. I'm not saying it is for everyone. I just, it is such a, like, I feel it takes so much time to recover from that I'm like, how do you even do? Like, how do you, like, I feel all these people that are getting like, mommy makeovers like that. I'm like, but you have kids.

How do it? Like, how can you do that? Because, like, I can't even imagine. Neglect or having a nanny. Or I guess having, having like a whole team. filled with people. It just depends on, you know, what you've got going for you. But I, you know, unfortunately, neither Natalie nor I have any of those things. No. And, you know, I'm not even trying to, I say this all the time. I think body modification is actually part of the human experience.

Oh, yeah. Since the beginning of time. I think if you want to do stuff to yourself, you should. But we all, like, even if you go back to like when you're younger and you have like at home piercings, It's not usually a good idea because it's literally like surgery kind of. So just don't get some random liquid shot into your body. It's just crazy because I have never, you know, especially I've never thought in a capacity of like someone that has the kind of money to do something like this. But like even, you know, this young person got her eye color surgically changed. And she got the procedure done in Tunisia.

She said that like, oh, you know, everything was great. But then in my brain, I'm like, color contacts. Just get color contacts. But I know that it's different. But then she eventually, like the eye implants had to be taken out because of increasing eye pressure. And her eyeballs were going to explode. Now, I don't know if her eyeballs were going to explode. But I imagine, if you're saying eye pressure, that that means that your eyeballs might explode.

Well, just one of your five senses getting potentially lost. to a cosmetic procedure seems like a poor decision. Yeah. You don't fuck around with your eyeballs. Ah! Or especially your face like Priscilla Presley, who was a victim of Daniel Tomas Fuente Serrano, who wasn't licensed to practice in the U.S.

He made himself a millionaire by promising to help his wealthy clients permanently erase their wrinkles. However, the injectables he used were actually industrial-grade silicone. the kind used to lubricate car parts and medical silicone that was only approved for certain eye procedures and it just completely distorted and destroyed

I mean I don't want to say destroyed her face but really affected her face in negative ways. So the silicone would act as a filler? I think so, yeah. But my curiosity is him saying permanently remove the wrinkles, which I feel like you should always ask questions about miscagers and also try to understand what skin laxity is and like all try to figure out why people get certain treatments just having a guy saying

he can squirt into your face if you not squirt I got holes and that's what I say to every doctor I meet pump me up also wrinkles is such a weird thing like all your wrinkles every human being has wrinkles children have wrinkles like what are you talking about like what do you mean? get rid of all your wrinkles. So your face is just a placid lake? Yes. That's what I, yeah, I want the serenity of a placid lake. And I want it squirited in my face. Jackie Zabreski, I think serenity of a placid lake. Thank you so much, leading with joy. And I appreciate that you are recognizing that about me. Thank you so much, Natalie. I feel related to and I appreciate you.

It's so, what a strange thing to want. I get Botox. I'm not trying to say, oh, we all have insecurities or whatever, just the idea of having zero percent wrinkles on your face. And a guy's just like, yeah, I'll just squirt some silicone in there. Yeah, you don't want to let me make it tighter. I think it's like, it's like inflating it like a balloon. I mean, kind of. I have like, I'm starting to get the giblets of a turkey neck. The neck thing.

And I asked the doctor about it. And she's like, well, you can squirt a bunch of filler in your neck to like, and I'm like, you go make my neck thicker? Yeah. I've heard people do that. I don't know if I'm willing to do that. I mean, notice the turkey neck that I still have. I don't know.

I would have never in a million years noticed that about you. Of course. But this is, and this is the thing, Natalie. I said this to Jeff and Jeff is like, what? What are you talking about? What are you? I'm like, the giblets. He's like, you keep saying the giblets.

And he's like, you're not a turkey. I don't see anything. What are you talking about, baby? No. Your skin looks great, dude. It does. God. But, you know, that's why we screen.

Try some silicone. I don't know. Just stick some in there. And I'm just going to go down to the, you know, the auto zone and see what they got. And I'm like, beaming in, me, Scotty. And they're like, I don't think that's what that means. And I'm like, hey, space. And, um, a pay of $50.

There'll be some guy. And do it. Come on. Come on. Somebody will get it in there. Man, that's our list. But also, we don't have blind items because MJ left with the blind items. So we're going to have blind items on second album.

Man, we're all, we're getting zany over here. Yeah, you got to make it to make it work moment. And this is what we are best at here at LPN. We're always down. You're the artist of talking. Thank you. I can just, you know, sometimes, I don't even know what's coming out of my mouth anymore, Natalie. I'm leading with joy.

And it's a beautiful thing to experience. And you're welcome. Yeah, no, it's great. I feel good. You're not scared of me. No. Right? No.

Natalie, we're family. Don't be scared of me. Natalie, we're family. It's time for, oh, no, it's Jackie's what's that you got to eat today. Was I supposed to. No, you don't know it, and MJ's not here. And it's just, you know. I'm sorry.

It's not. MJ's missed. MJ's missed. And we please, you know, let them know that they were missed. But it is also good to, you know, it's nice, Natalie, for us to have a space where we can talk about something that's, It's not just brunt having a fuck or almost having a fuck. And I guess this is good. Oh, I love talking about it, though.

I love snacks. No, you love snacks. And bitch, I know you love popcorn. Yeah. Now, I've got a couple of popcorns here for us today. She, I love how excited. See, I like to bring in snacks for the people. No, I think that's very thoughtful because you're having the rotating guests.

To consider what you know about them as a human. That's a very thoughtful thing. Thank you. And actually, I was really excited to purchase this popcorn because it's a limited edition Smart Food and it's brown butter and sea salt kettle corn. And I was intrigued if it provides a good enough snack. Now, Natalie, please take this and open it. Now, I guess it's a choose one?

No, I'm going to introduce the next one as well. But I wanted to specifically introduce this one because this was sent in by Alyssa. Listener. Please, no, let's get into the limited edition. This is one that you can find anywhere. Oh, wow, it's giving brown sugar. You're getting the brown sugar out of it. Oh, yeah, that's tasty.

Oh, wow. It is like a brown sugar, light, brown sugar kettle corn. It tastes almost like a taffy. Yeah, but it's like not too caramel-y because it's still smart food, so it is the lighter, so it's not like you're eating a caramel corn. No, it's tasty. It gives you the essence of caramel corn. without all the shalacking of the caramel on it. Sugar's not too bad.

No, this is actually pretty good. 90 galleries book up. Oh, now that we're only talking about, I'm sorry, I'm triggered. The next snackies coming in, and I actually held onto these for a while because I was so excited about this popcorn, specifically for you, Natalie. This is coming in from Jesse, aka Benny Jesuit, from chat. And I want to say thank you so much, Jesse, for sending in some regional, snacks from North Carolina. I love, love, love a regional snack, and I'm trying to include more regional snacks in my snackies also on second helpings. If you would like to send in your own,

or if it's a limited edition snack, you can send in your own to Jackie's Snackies at 4804 Laurel Canyon Boulevard, number 378, North Hollywood, California, 9-1607. Now, the popcorn specifically is coming in from this North Carolinian company called Poppy. But Jesse knows that I love alote, and this is alote popcorn. But also Jesse sent in another regional snack called key lime pretzels that they said anyone that tries the key lime pretzels becomes obsessed with the key lime pretzels. So this is coming in from the fresh market, and I'm excited about this. but Poppy, North Carolina, does the East Coast have a little bit?

Oh, yeah. Does it have a little bit? Here, got to try that. Let me get. What kind of streakworm poppy? Mm-hmm. Oh, bitch. The humans coming through.

Oh, that explodes with flavor. Oh, yeah. Wow. That's very tasty. Mmm. It's paprika. Honestly, it's very, it's got quite a depth of flavor. for a popcorn.

Genuinely taste, I mean, Jesse, I understand why you felt the need to share this. Everyone check out Poppy. Get the Mexican street corn if you want to try what we just got. But Poppy is a North Carolina popcorn.

Thank you so much, Jesse. And now I know that this is across the flavor palette board and this is a lot of snackies that we got going on here, Natalie. But would you like to try the key lime presents? Obviously.

Because I feel like this is something that you might get down on. You can also taste the lime coming through. I know. on the popcorn. Uh-oh. Uh-oh.

They're going to go everywhere. Do you ask, is that the sound that I make every time I can't open something? Yes, and usually Jeff has to come find me in the home. Well, it's how he knows. It's a signal. And he knows I'm trying to open something, and I'm probably going to try to open it with my mouth, which is what I'm about to do. It's gender affirming for Jeff, because he has to open up bags for you. I think there's probably scissors in here. Would you mind opening it with the scissors?

I'm attached to my belly dipey. I'm attached to my belly dipey, and I just want to get into my pretzels, okay? Life's hard out here for me. Thank you, Adam. Thank you, Adam. Do you want you first? No, please. They smell good.

Oh, they're all clung. Also, y'all, I have been buying nonstop the chocolate-covered pretzel Oreos, and I can't stop. and now it's becoming difficult to find them, and it makes me really sad. Oh, yeah, that's delicious. But I am looking for the blueberry pie Oreos currently. I can't find them. I know that they're coming out soon. It is a bringback of the Oreo, of the blueberry pie Oreo, and everyone, apparently, it's like a fan favorite.

I'm indifferent on Oreos, but give me a covered pretzel any day of the week. Wow, these. That's delicious. Pop. Key lime crunch pretzels for those of you that want to go out and look for it

and they are by the fresh market. What? Man, Jesse, two very different pops. Oh, flavor. That was delicious.

Really good. Thank you so much. This is not an insult. It tastes like fruity pebbles. Yes. Dude. Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

But like in the most, like in the greatest way possible. Classy fruity pebbles. Classy fruity pebbles. Cody Papples, that's what we're going for. Man, that was really delicious. And you know what? Of all three of the things, the smart food definitely like the least.

Well, yeah. But it's like, you know, smart food is good, but the regional snacks. It's like regional, like locally made is usually breader. You know what I'm? Oh, yeah. And I want to thank everyone that has already sent in some regional snacks that I'm going to be slowly getting to.

And I think, I don't know. I'm just excited about a world. where I get to explore snacks that everybody can get their hands on and then snacks that not everybody can get their hands on. Yeah, I like it more if you can't have any. Yeah, because you know I always love Lord and what I got over everybody's heads. Yeah. And I'm like, oh, you better watch out.

I'm going to drip on your head. I'm going to drip on your head because I'm eating, because I'm eating so furiously above you. Got it. And I imagine that I'm going to drip. But, you know, that's not what we're talking about right now. We're talking about Natalie Jean. and I want to say Natalie Jean, thank you so much for joining me on this week's episode of page seven.

This was an absolute delight. Now, I know that you are and you're trapped in the world of the Mormies in a very different way than, you know, page seven or, you know, who's a bitch or anything like that than we get into. But, Nat, is there anything that you're looking forward to in this world of Spun that maybe won't make you frown? Are there, what are the smiles? Where are we getting? Well, it is, there is a lot of smiles in that you get to make fun of really stupid men a lot in this season. So we're doing a lot and we have a lot of interviews this season too. So we get to have some fun conversations with some ex-Mormons and some, we talk to a religious scholar, we talked to a thologian, we talk to some pretty popular exmo content creators and stuff. Cool.

They're really fun to talk to those interviews will be coming on full. as we finish the season. So those are probably a little more lighthearted on that side. Hell yeah. Definitely everybody go check out Spun. You know you want more Natalie Jean. And if you want even more of the two of us, the dynamic duo together, check out LPN Deep Dives, Crescent City.

We are currently in the second book of Crescent City. And, man, lots of characters. Lots of edging. There's a lot going on in this second book. So come get so. the wall of brain. And we now have our own YouTube channel. Yes, we do.

Watch the videos. YouTube.com slash at LPN Romantasy. Check out is your own space. If you don't want to have to wade through the world of true crime, you can get all of your romanty over on YouTube.com slash at LPN Romanticy. And all of our Akatar episodes that we've previously quoted are already uploaded, or they're being uploaded over the days. but the first like, I don't know, 30 episodes of Akitar are already up on the YouTube.

Yeah, so get into it because, man, you know that you listen to us talk about the costumes, but you know you want to watch us try to not sweat through them through the episodes. Yeah, because we wear the bottoms, even though you don't see that at all. Oh, we wear the bottoms. Jackie, a lot of times wear stuff that hinders her movement for no reason. It's like I want to be in the character now. I get it. You know, and sometimes...

You are Thespian and you went to school. Thank you. For that. Yeah, and if I have hooves on, I better have hooves on. Yeah. Or else I'm not respecting the character. Right. And S.J.M, if there's one thing that we do, we respect you, babe.

I can't wait for that Akatar 6. Fuck. Ah, everybody, thank you so much for hanging out with us. I will be back with MJ tomorrow with second helpings. And I can't wait to talk to y'all then. Thank you again, Natalie, and we will be talking to everybody soon. Have a great week, guys. Bye.

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