Painkiller Already - Painkiller Already #348

Episode Date: August 24, 2017

This week on PKA, Kyle is back! And so is Kwebbelkop, the guys talk about their predictions for what's going to happen in the Game of Thrones Penultimate episode, discuss the tragic events that unfolded in Barcelona this week and Kweb shares some stories about his experience with BJJ and cryptocurrencies. 

All right. Thank you already. Episode 300. Kyle, we're live? Yeah. 300 something. 348. Lift, Smart Mouth, Casper, and a quick word from the Elder Scrolls Legends.

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has exactly one milliliter of pig's blood. That will keep the Muslim invader from touching you. I have been saving the pig for the start of this show for an hour now. I'm on no narcotics, and that's about to change, bitches. Yes, I'll eat my cookies.

No. Yes, Woody, we will all join you in the drug use as we eat cookies and just see where the evening takes us, frankly. You know, we'll see how it goes. And we've got Quebble Cop. That wasn't Quebble Cop. That was me.

What's up? Quebble Cop. So, last time you were on the show, you were uninitiated into the Game of Thrones universe. You weren't one of us. Quite frankly, we looked down upon you. We had a long talk afterwards. Like, do we even want to know this guy? Get out of here! I've watched it from the

start, okay? I know all the fan theories. I'm ready to go, boys. All right. That's what I want to hear. From Azor Ahai to actually, that's all I know. R plus Jake, Zell. Exactly, there you go. But that's literally, yeah.

Those are the easy ones. So only one of us has watched the new episode of Water. So he won't be spoiling anything. That's him, right? Yeah, you're breaking up. You're breaking up. you're breaking up. You're breaking up.

Taylor, you're breaking up. We'll come back, I'm sure. What Taylor was saying is that I'm the only one who's seen the leaked episode. So I will do my very best not to talk about that one. Yes, please. Not the one that's not out. But we're happy to talk about the one before it. Yeah, yeah. I'm so fucking excited.

Because Chiz has seen this episode. And Woody has seen this episode. And while they were both kind enough. Not even to hit at anything. They're both like. I appreciate that. Chiz especially. He types to me.

He's like I'm shaking. It was so good. I'm shaking. It was the best episode ever. And I really respect Chiz's opinion on on things like this so i'm like oh shit i'm so excited now i i i've started a new game of thrones thing my dad came over the other day and i was like and he's never seen the show and i'm like dad let me show you something and we go in my room and i uh i pulled up uh the most recent episode with the dragons

attacking right the dragon hitting the uh the train. And I just showed him that battle. And he was like, damn, you weren't kidding. They don't mess around with the special effects, huh? This is like a film. This is like a movie. That's the best dragon I've ever seen on screen. And I'm like, yeah, you want to see something even better? And he's like, sure.

So I show him Battle of the Bastards next. Now he's hooked. Now he's hooked. He's coming over Sunday. We're watching a new episode. Oh, nice. You know, like when Jamie goes in the drink and you you don't know if he's gonna live or not two weeks ago He's like I gotta come back and see if Jamie's gonna make it now so so he's got here

I guess he's seen all of it. No no he's okay, but but Ike's but like as the Is going on I'm like alright So what you got to keep in mind is for the last seven years and I like give him the really quick I'm like, all right, so what you got to keep in mind is for the last seven years, and I give him the really quick feel to catch him up. He probably feels the same way I feel when you and Chiz try and get me into Supernatural

to where you'll be like, well, it's been going for 20 years. Let me give you the quick run up in the next three minutes. Basically, they're vampire hunters, but not really. They hunt zombies too, but the zombies aren't the kind you would think they are. It's like, I'm already lost. I don't know. I spent like 25 minutes talking about why i'm laying in bed you know on pkn but for people who didn't see it in 30 seconds i tried free flight i've been learning a bunch i got lifted i got dropped as i was trying to launch broke my leg in three places like where it connects

to the ankle and i'll be healing for a couple months if you want the full story it's in pkn yes and pkn is public so check it out yeah we did that as like one i thought it was a good episode and two uh it was like an apology for not having a pkn we did a public one you know we do our best since you took that uh that uh those pills a few minutes ago woody keep us updated when those start to kick in. I'll do what I can. I might take a nap. I don't know how this is going to go down. I've been in and out of napping all day long,

but I will stay strong. That's good. So anyway, Game of Thrones. Yeah, thanks. I'm so fucking excited. I'm so fucking excited because the story is moving super fast now. And I don't like that, if I'm being 100% honest. I don't like it because the story is moving super fast now, and I don't like that if I'm being 100% honest I don't like because the pacing has changed right like I wish that the entire

series over seven seasons had the same exact pacing and But it seemed they think back to seasons one two three and four and how slow shit would move and it'd be like Episode after episode characters would still be in the same places Barely moving geographically. And now it's like everybody has a transporter. Everybody's got a speedboat or a jet plane or something. Because Jon Snow is like zipping around all of Westeros. He's like hitting all seven kingdoms trying to like rally support.

And it's not easy. Like he's having to take boats. Like how long does an ancient boat take to traverse an entire continent? Months! Months is what it takes. Remember when Sam and Gilly are making the trip from the wall down to, like, wherever he's getting his training? I can't recall the name. It took forever!

They're on the boat vomiting. And in the books, when Tyrion is traveling from King's Landing over to the other continent of Essos, his traveling from King's Landing over to the other continent of Essos, it was like chapters of this guy in a box, like handing his shit out through a hole and suffering and drinking his booze. It was like, it took forever. And now it's like, oh yeah, Tyrion, he's there. Oh, and now he's there. And now we're all here. I like it, but I don't like it. I love it. I love it. To me, I feel like they fixed a problem. I want the story to roll. I used to watch an episode and be like,

if I can explain everything that happened in that hour in 45 seconds, then not enough happened. And that doesn't happen anymore. The most current episodes, stuff goes down, plot moves forward, things advance. I feel like now we're in the playoffs. Regular season, there's episodes that didn't even matter. Now every episode is critically important. They're all do or die. It's playoff, baby. I do like the playoffs comparison. That's a pretty good one. Like I, I'm a little bit between you guys where like, I am a little aggravated when

it's like, Oh, we need to, you know to make a big decision diplomatically with Daenerys. So we need to really weigh our options about going down there. And we're there. And we're there. We just hopped on the bullet train and here we are. We'll be back in time for the next assault. So that's a little annoying. It's like in Lord of the Rings, you needed a few of those overhead field shots to be like, okay, they're really going places here.

Mordor wasn't a hop, skip, and a jump away. And so in the same vein, I could have used like a 30-second clip of maybe them in the woods or something on the way there. But I don't know. Overall, you're right. It is moving way faster. I'm tempted to watch the new episode

because of everybody saying, or I guess by everybody, I mean Chiz and Woody saying, it's excellent, excellent. But I also don't want to eat my dessert before, you know, I feel like I deserve it. Because there's so few episodes. Here's what may be fun, Taylor. Since it's already out there,

and there will be people listening to this as it debuts who have seen it. I bet a lot of our audience is very tech savvy. They probably figured out the intricacies of clicking download. So, what do you think's going to happen? I think obviously we have the Avengers heading north of the wall. I saw that Reddit post. It's like level 70 barbarian, level

70 warlord, level 70 priest, and then level 2 hammer guy with the ginger. You got the Magnificent Seven riding north. Well, not riding, walking for some fucking fucking reason can anybody explain that one to me they don't have a horse well the horse is gonna die I assume

I won't say anything alright so he already did anyway they walk outside the gates and everything and they're heading to the north here's what I think alright I think we're definitely gonna get some cool hammer action. That hammer is, I'm interested in that hammer.

That hammer looks fucking cool. I saw Gendry brain those two guards, and I was sold. That was awesome. You got Thoros of Myr heading up there, and if you remember, if you read the books, if you remember the early seasons, Thoros is a bad motherfucker. He won the melee, which is when you put a bunch of guys in a big circle

and we fight until there's only one man remaining. He won the melee at the tournament, and he often did with a fiery sword, that he would dip his sword in dragon fire. That shit's coming back. 100% he's getting out the dragon fire sword. Why would you not? And I predict he goes ham with it. I'm

just big, wide, sweeping cuts, taking down five guys at a time. That's what I need to see. I need to see Jon Snow do some crazy shit and everybody's just awed by it. And I need to see some magic. I need to see some magic creatures that I've never seen before. I want to see those ice spiders, or I want to see white bears, zombie bears. I want to see magic creatures. I want to see magic weapons. I want to see, like, a huge confrontation, and a bunch of our heroes have to die. Like, three of them have got to die.

Three out of the seven have to die or I'm not happy, and then they somehow escape. And I'm really, really hoping that, like, if they do take one of these, this is a headlock gesture that I'm making, that if they do take one of the white captive or a headlock gesture that I'm making, that if they do take one of the white captive or white walker, which would be even more badass, that it's

kind of comical. There's that scene like in Independence Day when Will Smith rolls up to Area 51 and they're like, sir, we can't let you through here. And he's like, you want me to leave this with you then? And he's got the fucking alien. He's like, oh shit, nah, get him through, get him through. I want that scene, but at King's landing with a white walker i don't want this i don't

want this to turn into fucking anything like independence day as like as as a really as the one jewish guy in westeros comes in is like you don't be dead if it wasn't for my son john oh you're looking around trying to handle this thing all these white walkers on your own you can't handle it how are you gonna do that do that? This is my son, Jon. Oh, come on. Wouldn't you like to see Jon Snow, like, punch the Night King out and go, welcome to Westeros? Like, you'd come. You'd come if he did that.

What I want to happen is I want, because after seeing the dragon battle, it is clear that if all it takes is dragon fire on top of a White Walker to totally kill it, that they are going to be a little OP, unless there's way more white walkers than I thought. And so what I want to see is a couple of the white walkers in dire straits. Maybe they're about to get stabbed with Valyrian steel, or they're about to get hit with an arrow with dragonglass on it. And then there's a surprise of like, oh shit, we thought we had this squared away, and they're way tougher than we thought. I'd like to see something like that. Yeah, I would like to see that too. And, uh, Pebble Cop, what would you like to see? Chiz is pretty garbage.

I have to say one thing. It's not a spoiler. It's from the episode before. You guys talked about the walking. They all left Stormborn in a boat. They took a boat to the wall. So that explains the travel a little bit. You guys were talking about walking.

But they got to the wall pretty quickly by boat. Okay. Well, that was a quick boat. That was a much faster boat. I'll grant you the boat was quick. The boat was really quick. But it's quicker than walking. Yeah, that's fair. What do you want to see, Queb?

Well, I think somebody's going to die for sure. One of the, I wouldn't say main characters, but at least somebody we grew attached to. Well, I don't know if three people are going to die, but at least one. Or somebody's going to get his arms chopped off or turn into like a white walker or whatever. Ooh, I like that. Which would be cool too, right? What if one of them gets turned into a white walker?

And then they grab him and bring him back. So that's what I was thinking. But then again, are they going to escape? Are they going to go through the wall and back in one episode? That's the question. Or is it going to take three more until the season finale before they bring it back? Two episodes left. Two episodes left.

Oh, there you go. Yeah, there there's one that woody has seen and then there's the finale the finale and then there's there's another thing because the wall has a uh as a curse as magic on it or whatever right so the white walkers can't get like can't go through the wall so how are they going to do that are they going to capture a white walker then bring it through the wall, which isn't going to work maybe? Or are they going to carry it over the wall? So this isn't revealed in the episode I've seen, but some people suggest

that because Bran touched the Night King the curse isn't effective anymore. Yes, but then why would the Night King try to cross the sea instead of just go through the wall, which would be a lot easier? Does he try to cross? What do you know? We don't know that he's going to cross the sea. of just go through the wall, which would be a lot easier. Does he try to cross? We don't know

that he's going to cross the sea. We just know that he's attacking at the castle of Eastwatch, right? Okay, so what a lot of people think is that the sea is freezing up because it's getting too cold and stuff, and the Night King with his army is just going to walk through. And the reason, and there's proof for that because if you watch the

intro, the intro of the show, you see like the wall every episode, right? You see the wall and the thing carrying up or whatever. But only in the most recent episodes, the sea next to the wall was frozen. So they think, you know, so now so the night the army can cross over there. That's just a theory okay so i don't know and then obviously with the theories yeah yeah that's a good one they've kind of there is like uh if there is a big like i don't want to see them cross a lake after having imagined for so many years how that wall is going to come down and so i think i think so this is the penultimate

episode the one that we haven't seen yet that sucks i had no idea that we were so close to the end already but regardless i think we're going to see the wall come down this up which is also another theory they think like the night king touched brand and whatever so now if they bring a white walker through maybe that white walker will lift the curse and then the entire wall will come down. Because the wall was built by Brand the Builder, if you guys know this. And it's built with magic,

not necessarily with hard work. So it's a magical wall which could also magically disappear, I assume. But those are some crazy theories. So it's like Capture the Flag, almost, where one guy from the White Walker team gets past crazy theories so it's like capture the flag almost where one guy from the white walker team gets past the barrier and it's like an ollie ollie oxen free everything comes down okay maybe maybe i don't know i can see the only way i could see

them taking the walk across the lake the frozen lake option instead of the wall is if they don't have the budget to do a really cool wall falling down, you know? Because it has to be expensive with all this dragon stuff they're doing. Is that expensive? It seems like people on Reddit do, like, domino simulators dropping all the time. Wait, it needs a lot of rendering at all? I assume that everything I don't know how to do is expensive. So I watched the behind-the-scenes for the episode where the dragon hits the train of carts and everything, the big dragon episode.

episode where the dragon hits the train of carts and everything, the big dragon episode, they have this big silver robotic thing that the Khaleesi sits on in real life in a giant studio that's blue screen everywhere else and it's robotically moving as she rides it like a mechanical bull

or something. I gotta imagine they built that for this. Maybe not. I guess there's other films where, you know, how to train a dragon. They had to do that somehow, but she's on a thing. It's not all just CGI magic. There's a lot of practical stuff going on, even when she's

on a damn dragon. It must be expensive. It must be, because nobody else does it. I bet we see Danny and John fuck in the finale of this season. Maybe not see them fuck, but it'll be implied. We'll be able to target them.

The episode that ends with Jamie and Bron in the water, was that one ago or two ago? I think that was the most expensive episode they made ever. Someone said that with the dragons attacking the Lannisters. I know they said that it was the most stuntmen ever ignited simultaneously ever.

And I watched them do it, and most of that's real. All the fire you see and the people being on fire, that's all very real. When there's 20 guys on fire for 10 seconds straight running around screaming, that is real. And someone's counting down, they're going, 3, 2, 1, out, out, out, out! And like a teams of guys run in and start putting these guys out because they're burning at this point.

And when you get to like the 10th second of burning or the 9th second of whatever, I guess you're feeling it. I love that. I love that about this show. Money is no option. And I don't know if that's do you think that's something that only hbo can do because netflix doesn't seem to want to like really blow that amount of money on one thing like it seems like hbo is where you have to go

to get that level of budget put into an episodic tv show uh i don't know it's almost like netflix doesn't have the same kind of shows, though. Right? Like, what's a good Netflix? Like, Ozark. I'm just trying to think of the most recent one. Like, there was nothing in Ozark. No spoilers, please.

No spoilers, please. I won't. It's a very good show. I've finished it. But there's nothing in there that's like, oh, and then there's the huge battle of the gangs and the Ozark folk. Like, there's nothing like that to blow it off. Is it Vikings? What was it called? The one that we all liked?

Fetton Vug. Yeah. The Last Kingdom. Okay, that's a fair point because that didn't have any battles even close to Game of Thrones level, but they were still better than anything you'd see on AMC or any of the

Alphabet channels. I thought that it was very good. And, you know, you get rose-colored glasses. You start thinking about on, like, battles from other movies. Like, go back and watch Braveheart now, and Battle of the Bastards slaughters it as far as, like, a technical viewpoint inside a battle. Like, you can't compete with that scene

where Jon Snow is sort of in the fog of war and if you watch like they even fog out the corners of the frame to make it to like make you get tunnel vision just as he would I suppose or maybe it's cheaper to render special effects when you do that probably either way I'm like you're so immersed in that you're so in there and the arrows come down and then the horse and just bodies flying and everything like nothing compares to that like like go back to uh gladiator when they're up fighting the visigoths or the barbarians or whoever like there were some decent battles there with a hundred men a few hundred versus a few hundred but i can't think of where you go in film or tv and find that

many men fighting that many men and it not all be CGI. I mean, Lord of the Rings had so much CGI. It was well done. But like actually the Uruk-hai. The Uruk-hai are all really... The Hobbit had way more CGI. Lord of the Rings for the actual top-down battle in the beginning

where they're showing Isildur versus Sauron. A lot of those men are CGI. But anytime you get close to a soldier or where they're showing you know isildur versus sauron you that a lot of those men like are cgi but anytime you get close to a soldier or like a group of 20 or a kai or something those are all dudes in makeup with real armor on like i watch the special features of the lord of the rings weta workshop armorer which when you get to like lord of the rings enough where you watch the weta workshop armorer special feature section multiple times to hear some guy who's not that socially interesting being like, yeah, and then we kind of just made the shields like this because that's kind of how we imagine they'd look. And it's like, well, then we had April there make 8000 Wii belts.

belts yeah yeah i love it in lord of the rings when um i guess the ants make water pour down and put out a bunch of fires or something like that looks super fake to me like that really look like that's the worst shot in the trilogy if you ask me when the answer are flooding eisengard and it looks terrible that you're right that is the worst shot in the entire original trilogy i agree and every time i watch it i'm like that's one they could go back and doctor easily something about like if a small spaceship with the firecracker goes off it looks like a good explosion to me like i'm buying it but small scale water it doesn't move the same no water is very difficult and they it's something they've mastered at this point in cgi i don't remember the film i saw recently but

i didn't see the film but i saw like the water effects from that film being shown off in a youtube video and i was like fuck that's not real water like it looks like real water to me but you're right when it's small scale water it doesn't have the same, I don't know, the detail. The ripples are noticeably macro instead of micro. It's, you see it. Whenever I see like little gifs on the internet like that, where they're like, do you notice anything wrong? Turns out this wheel of cheese and that wine isn't even real. Like I always feel like it was someone saying like, ha, idiot.

And so I always like watch it again and retroactively convince myself like oh no i can see i can see uh the difference yeah there's no tannins in that wine or or something like tannins are something to do with wine i don't exactly know what yeah i don't know if you can see them either but they're a wine thing for sure i'm not sure but yeah anyway to lord of the rings in defense of that end scene that was from 2003 and i can't name a single similar tree people clip in a similar era movie that looks as good so when was um when was that movie made where um george clooney and everybody dies on the boat right when was that made george remember when george it's the it's the movie about when george it's a true story about those guys who get stuck and she's gonna know it where um the perfect storm with george clooney that they're like tuna fishermen or something that was made in like

2000 and that water looks legit even earlier you know who had good water titanic they did that's real water though they made a gigantic set, right? Well, they did. I was really into CGI and such at the time and I remembered that I had an alpha machine. It's a type of processor that competed with Intel's and it ran Linux. And they used the same machines that I had in my basement. So yeah, that was a lot of CGI water. Cool.

The only thing I don't like with CGI, I'm fine with the water as long as it's not horrible or like scenery it's just soldiers in battles where you can almost see the line where it becomes not real anymore you know where you see you know 30 guys and then two lines back all the dudes have the same nose and you're like god damn it like you pulled me out of it you couldn't have rendered more faces hit random on the goddamn oblivion the one i noticed is when there are when there's like 80 guys and you know 40 versus 40 having sword fights and only like three of them really mean it and you look way in the background and those guys are just doing that things that kids do just like chop chop chop chop and it's just like dudes

like like even if you're the guy in the back you got to put some back into it right like like i'd be talking to my guy and be like dude if you hit me it's cool like this this movie our children are gonna watch this like we're gonna tell our families like yeah oh yeah i'm in that movie watch the front don't be a pussy fucking smack me with a sword if you got to i'll fall down and sell it right like i don't care if i lose the fictional sword battle in the background let's let's go at it i don't get it you know what the best non-special effect was in lord of the rings it was the first one where aragorn is fighting lertz the head uruk-hai in the forest and uh the uruk-hai throws a a dagger at him and the actor playing the uruk-hai, Lurtz,

like, accidentally threw it right at Viggo Mortensen's head. And so instead of him having to be like, aha, like the pretend block like you see in shows, Viggo Mortensen had to, like, swing the sword across. And you can see the knife, like, glancing off five inches from the pommel near his hand. Like, he barely gets that shit away. The real audio, the real audio the real it's legit he deflects a thrown dagger from hitting him for real it i love that and you hear

you get to hear the clang as he hits it i love that and it's because he was so into his character that he was probably able to not get injured in that because all the interviews with like gimli and legolas and all the hobbits like in the special features they're like yeah the rest of us like learn to ride horses and and learn to do a little bit of sword fighting but uh vico he really uh he really got into it he he took like professional classes i'd say he's the only one of us who if in a random sword fight would do okay at this point and it's like yeah sword master said that he was like um out of all my students um vigo is legit uh he really took it to heart took it to heart he wanted to be a swordsman and he is and it's just like vigo is totally ready for that zombie outbreak if i if you know he he owns one of those swords right like like can you imagine you live in west hollywood and like the zombies

are coming and you're just trying to survive you got your canned goods and there is is that vigo mortensen he's got the hair long and he's got the big sword. You know he would. You know he would. If I were anyone, if I were a celebrity who had any known character at all, that's the only person I would do for Halloween ever. Like, that's it.

I would be Viggo. I would be Aragorn every year. Or I'd be Gimli every year. Maybe not Legolas because he went from like super cool to people making fun of that character for being gay but then back to cool so he's back in cool now but there's maybe a couple years span there where no but Lord of the Rings I'm sorry

no no go ahead has anyone noticed the dwarf just turned into a dwarf in like in I read about it and so suddenly Tyrion's his name right he has a beard. He likes gold. He drinks too much.

Are you talking about Game of Thrones or Lord of the Rings? Game of Thrones. While we weren't looking, Tyrion became a Lord of the Rings dwarf. With the beard and the gold. He's like mining and Dragonstorm. I don't know. He's all dwarfy. We didn't even notice gold. He's like mining and Dragon Storm.

I don't know. He's all dwarfy. We didn't even notice it. He's drunk. He's going to have some monologue next time when he's with Missandei and whatnot trying to do his jokes. Believe it or not, some people believe there are no dwarf women. You know, it's like, Jesus. We were supposed to

break the balls in the ground. Break the balls in the ground. Spring some holes in the ground. Which is of course ridiculous. We're such assholes. Quoting Lord of the Rings and each other. Anyway, Game of Thrones. Real predictions from, obviously not Woody because he knows, but from Queb and from Kyle.

What are your, not silly ones, what do you really think is the big thing that's going to happen? Nothing I said I thought was silly. Everything I said are things that I hope happen, and I think will happen I think that hammers coming out. I think Thor's gonna get us a fiery sword I think but I think we're gonna discover what magic is doing is making the wall the wall I think we'll figure out what the fuck that's about I've seen some fan theories about that. There's a bunch of them

I think they even say in the books like that there's something living in the wall that's keeping the wall going. I'm kind of curious. That's some attack on titans and stuff. Sure, yeah. There's a lot of stuff going on. But yeah, I think Thor's of Myr's going to get that fire sword 100% I think that Gendry is going to whoop some serious ass with that hammer. And I look forward to the

mount, not the mountain, but the hound. The hound becoming more making his full transition to good guy. Or at least really, like, shining for us, right? Like, it's time for him to do some shit. This is his moment, I feel like. Like, he may give his life, even.

Like, he seems sort of poised for that. I'm looking forward to it. I don't think he can die until he kills his brother. If that happens. Yeah, yeah. Clegane Bowl, right? If anybody wants to click Game Bowl, I'm not sold on that. We've got that in season one. It's going to be like the full arc of his

story. I agree with that. I've got one more thing I want to say. I want to go around the round table for the predictions. Of course. Did you have anything else you thought was going to happen? Yeah, you can go ahead okay so well I think the stuff I said and the stuff Kyle

said I mean it can all happen it's Game of Thrones at the end of the day hey maybe Jon Snow dies again gets resurrected again because they have a red priest with them if I'm correct so that shit that can happen too also a lot

of people are waiting for the sword to be set on fire and stuff um which they say is if you kill a red priest it might happen so maybe one of the red priests that's with them turns into white walker john snow kills them sword set on fire some shit shit like that. And then also we have this family member from some Stark who turned into a zombie, but he's a good guy now. His name is Benji. There you go. He was, exactly. He's on the other side of the wall, so maybe they team up with him. But he somehow is a White walker which can still control

himself or some shit like that so we're most likely going to see him again i i'd assume um but i think yep at least maybe two people are gonna die i don't know who not the hammered guy for sure yeah there's no way no way that gendry dies after not being in the how game of thrones you would that be is if he was rowing for four seasons, comes back for one episode where they're like, can you swing a sword? And it's like, I don't fucking know you, Sir Davison. And he's like, I'm uncomfortable with a hammer.

Gets two kills, makes it 60 feet outside of the wall, and goes like a little bit colder than King's Landing, and then dies. Or whatever. Did you guys, when you met Gendry, they made a joke of it, which I thought was cool, like a little shout out to the fans. He's like, where you been? I've been rowing. Like, did

you guys catch that? No? I did. Yeah, I did catch that. He's like, where you been? You been rowing? That fucking Davos. I wish Davos would open his mouth when he talks. He keeps it closed the entire time. His teeth are always touching. He's a smuggler. He's not a smuggler. He keeps it closed the entire time. His teeth are always touching. He's a smuggler.

He's a smuggler. He's very tight-lipped. You gotta be if you're a smuggler. He has to be a loud mouth out there on the flat ocean. That shit carries. He's out there getting that fermented crab in for all the boys. I love that scene.

That was a highlight scene for me. When Davos is putting on his smuggler mode. And he's like, oh, 15 dragons. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. And he's paying them the extra 300% the regular bribe or whatever. And he's like, do you want to see? And he shows fermented crab. And it's just like, what the fuck?

And he's like like better head to your favorite establishment before you poke a hole through your chain mail and it's like i love that whole scene and then tyrian comes down like like his face is all sideways because he's trying to like be inconspicuous but he's a two foot tall man dressed in like an eight thousand dollar shirt so yeah like the soldiers just had to be like uh how many dwarves have you seen since that one escape that we're looking for? And he's like, honestly, I haven't seen a single one.

I thought that was, that was a little silly that they even were like, that dwarf has a scar on his face. Like the one we were looking for. No, no, no, no.

That's a dwarf dude. Forget the scar. Let's be honest here. When's the last time any of us saw a little person in the wild like you're just out doing your thing you mean like a little person in real life because i'll tell you what the last time i saw one was eight years ago i was in uh i was in florida um at like planet holly at emeralds i was at emeralds restaurant that like like down in florida somewhere it was like this like touristy thing and i saw a little person and i was like oh shit i don't know if i've ever

i've only seen like three of these ever these are like actual real life leprechauns are so fucking rare like you never see them so i'm just saying in ancient times they'd be even even more rare with you know they you figure you tywin even said if you know anybody else would have just thrown you into the sea because that's what a poor person even said if you know anybody else would have just thrown you into the sea because that's what a poor person would do if you had a dwarf back then you'd get rid of oh yeah back then if you had a kid who had like a fucked up hand as a baby it's like well looks like uh we don't have a future farmer here time to dash them on the rocks or leave them outside a church for them to put in the soup or like whatever they did i mean half of the kids died anyways right back then so yeah 90 yeah it wasn't a good uh we didn't have a very good track

record with having kids until like super recently like most of our of human history like women have died in childbirth the babies didn't make it that Like, it's pretty crazy that it's only... When did that stop? Like, when did they figure out fucking germs were a thing? Because I've watched that show, The Nick, on Netflix, and it's, like, 1902, and they're like, oh, he's bleeding all over the place. Hurry, we need him.

He's like, I have blood all over from the last patient. It's like, blood's blood, get over here. Yeah, I want to say World War II-ish. 1 to 2, is that when we roughly figured that out? I don't know. When did vaccines become mandatory?

Well, mandatory is... But, you know, early 1900s, I'd say is the time when we were really figuring out bacteria and what they were about it's probably had more to do with microscope technology than anything right like actually being able to see the little fucking things because otherwise it's just like oh yeah there's these things down there that are small and they make you sick wash your hands you're like fuck you

i've never seen one you know it says 1928 is when penicillin was discovered. So that's really not, that's not even 100 years ago that we first figured out this seemingly magic pill where you could get rid of gonorrhea or whatever else you had. Anything. It's bread mold, right? Yeah, I think that's how they got it. Some kind of mold. But, man. That would, is it orange's chiz or did you make that up? He doesn't know. He don't know nothing about penicillin. Man, that would... Is it Orange's Chiz, or did you make that up? I think you made that up. He doesn't know. He don't know nothing about penicillin.

Yeah, just because you wear a hat from that era does not make you an expert. Alright, new topic. We can get off Game of Thrones now. I think that's our Game of Thrones time. Unless there's more. All I'm saying is, I think someone is going to die, but if they die, Thoros of Myr is going to bring them back. Okay, so one thing, Game of Thrones-wise,

what do you think is happening with Arya Littlefinger? Because he lured her in his dungeons, and then she stole something and read something. So, okay, I'll throw my theory out there real quick. I know Littlefinger, he got their dads killed or some shit like that, and he sent a raven with a little letter. So I thought she was stealing that little letter, which the the Archmaester had a copy of, but okay. No, so the letter that Littlefinger retrieved in his little double-cross leading Arya, breadcrumbs, he knew Arya's following the whole time.

He's leading her down a trail because he's trying to split Arya and her sister apart because it's divide and conquer. He wants to ride his sister both literally and metaphorically to the top. And so what he's done there, and what that letter said, it was the letter that Queen Cersei basically had written in Sansa's name back in season one. It says, the king died during a boar hunt. Then our father tried to steal his throne, come down and bend the knee. This is to her brother, Rob. Come down and bend the knee, and they're giving me everything I want.

That's basically what the letter says. To Arya's eyes, this makes Sansa look bad. I think that's Littlefinger's goal, but I'm going to side with Arya being sneakier than the sneakiest motherfucker in Westeros because she's a faceless man and she's been doing nothing but training to be a badass all this time.

I just can't believe that she's that easily duped. I like to think that it's a double-double cross or something like that, where Arya knows she's being led, or at least she will discover so. At least I hope so. I don't want Littlefinger to always win. I mean, he's got to... It makes sense that he's really good at this stuff,

because he's the only one there that doesn't really have a name to fall back on. Like he's just like he made up his own like mockingbird or whatever sigil. And like, I don't know. I like I like Littlefinger as a character, but I don't like him as a as a guy. It would really suck if he ended up winning in the end. He won't. There's no way that would be the least satisfactory ending ever but i don't know in the same way that like ramsey was interesting or that joffrey was interesting like he's just every time he's on screen he's fucking plotting something like i

liked seeing uh aria getting outsmarted by little finger there because it was like oh okay even though aria's got all this you know black magic training and the faceless man shit, she's still just a person. And this slimy fuck still has the capacity to outmaneuver people. Like, is anybody ever going to stop him? Yeah, it's like that's his, like, all these characters have core competencies. Like, the Hounds is fighting people, and Littlefingers is out sneaking everyone. I don't know how it would go down, but I wish that... Is his name Varys? The bald, unique guy?

Varys? I wish he and Littlefinger went head-to-head a little more often. The dialogue that they had back and forth, chaos is a ladder, were some of my favorite moments in all of Game of Thrones. I thirst for more.

Yeah, I agree. Which, I don't know if you guys noticed, but Bran, that's the guy who can see all the stuff, right? He referenced that conversation to Littlefinger. He said it. Very cool moment. He said chaos is the latter.

And then I was like, oh, shit. First time you saw Littlefinger. His eyes went wide. Yeah. First time you've seen Littlefinger. Littlefinger knew. Because he had that whole bit earlier. He was like, I imagine every possible thing that could happen

even the most unlikely things and then i prepare for them if you think like this you'll never be surprised and it's like all of a sudden he ran into a psychic magical like three-eyed raven time traveler yeah yeah time traveler and he's like the fuck did you say i i wouldn't let that pass i've been like be like, what the fuck did you just say? Did you just say chaos is a motherfucking ladder? Because that's my shit. I wrote that down the night I said it. It was so goddamn cool.

Nobody's ever said that shit before but me. Where did you hear that? You've been reading my diary, bitch? What he should have done is been like, what the fuck? He just opens his shirt and in like, you know, Cyrillic letters like, chaos is a ladder. A tattoo across his chest.

That's his fucking... Gangster. Yeah, I liked that as well. The only thing I don't like about Bran at this point is the way he delivers all of his lines like a complete sociopath. Where he...

Even if you've experienced a million lives or whatever you'd think that his first life when he got back in contact with sansa and obviously his sister's like oh my god my fucking brother like he's okay i for years i thought you were dead i thought you were burned alive and he's like remember that time like like three weeks ago when you got raped man rough stuff and it's actually i just said it in a way more casual way than he did like he was like oh and it was you know you were drinking in your room yeah oh i don't know that that bothers me about him i did not ever imagine him turning into this like almost zombie character you know like i thought honestly though if you think about who he was before did we really lose an intriguing

multifaceted deep colorful character no brand has always been pretty dull in part because of his writing and that's his character but also because he's been a child actor this whole time yeah i almost like it's better as an emotionless like dumb question Same actor all the way through? Yes. Yeah. 100%. The nose really tells it. There's an actor that switched. I can't remember who it was. A few actors switched. Thoros of Aeor was recast. The big guy?

The mountain was recast. The mountain, yeah. Three times. Daenerys is sex friend person. Not Daario Naharis. No, you're right because originally he was blue beard guy the way that it was written in the books and then they were like this is even ridiculous for this fantasy land we're living in and then they gave him regular brown got a better actor honestly i thought lately i didn't miss dario

when he was gone i might have but you know I might have. I've done a lot of complaining about the actress that plays Daenerys over the years. I'm coming around to thinking that she does a good job. I'm not. I don't think she does a good job necessarily. I think she looks the part. She's her.

She does what she's supposed to do. She's not one of my favorite characters. Okay. Then I'm really looking forward to it uh i'll tell you what man when she was on that goddamn dragon burning those people i was i was giddy so really looking forward to this week's episode we should transition though we're like 40 minutes into game of thrones talk oh okay um trump is is being oh she says do an ad. Let's do that before time. Yeah, I'll get some water. Okay. Lyft knows that their drivers are what keep them moving,

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I turned on the TV this morning about 7 a.m. And I've been getting up early. I've been going to bed around midnight, 1 in the morning, and getting up at about 6.30 to 7 about 7 a.m. and I've been getting up early. I've been going to bed around midnight, 1 in the morning and getting up at about 6.30 to 7.30 a.m. and my sort of thing

has been watching the news for a couple of hours and I've really been tuned into CNN this past week because it's been eventful. And then today I turn it on and there's dead little children in the street in Barcelona

or in Spain. I think it was Barcelona maybe. But regardless, there's dead fucking children in the street in Barcelona or in Spain I think it was Barcelona maybe there's dead fucking children in the street and that was so awful to see I almost cried when I saw it this little girl like she looked 11 maybe 12 and her legs are bent akimbo and like she's

laying there in a pool of blood and there's people screaming all around her and there's just a half dozen more bodies of adults it appears around her. And there's just a half dozen more bodies of adults, it appears, around her. And that was horrible. Can you lay it out? Because I feel out of touch. All I know is that a van ran into a crowd.

So, again, it's ongoing. So I could very easily get some of this wrong. Chiz, please correct me if I do. I believe what I've read and heard is that two vans were rented. These big European-looking cargo vans. One of them was intended as an escape, get-awake type thing, and one intended to be used as a weapon.

It was moving about 50 miles per hour on a sidewalk in a tourist area, and it hit a very large... I think it was a market. It hit a very large group of people, and the driver swerving left to right hit as many people as possible. After it stops, they get out and flee. Last I read heard, slash heard, the driver was on the loose, one suspect was in custody, and perhaps another had even been shot.

Now, what's really interesting that I read just before the show came on is that last night, the night before all of this, because they're six or eight hours ahead of us in time in spain the last night the night before wednesday night there was a home explosion um in a in a nearby area where a house exploded and one man was killed they think that was another one of these guys and his own bomb blew up killing him thank god so this this could have been a bombing as well right now i think it's like a dozen dead 100 injured 13 as far as i know yeah 13 dead i believe and 100 injured chis just that is a lot of injury let me read what chis wrote 13 dead 100 injured two arrested driver still missing in action at one of the checkpoints someone drove through it

when being questioned hitting two officers. Could be related. Still don't know. Man, 100 injured. Like, that seems like a lot, right? Like, how long was this? Or, Kyle, maybe you know. How long was this going on? Like, how long was the joyride?

They weren't making laps or anything. It was a quick dash into the crowd, it seemed like. But the thing is, when you do that to a crowd of people you create a stampede a stand and those people trample each other what you saw in nice was a lot of the injuries were due to that the people fleeing from the vehicle trample each other they fall and especially if you're a smaller person or a frail person i think that any one of us what could ball up in a ball and really take a trampling certainly we wouldn't be trampled to death right like i think we could i feel like we roll up cover our heads really well we can take a trampling but an older person a child i i think a lot of them got crushed by by the by the fleeing people i was

sickened i almost cried just seeing that i had to change i had to like go to something else i was like let's put on some ramsay's kitchen nightmare or something because this is too much these i saw i saw the gif of it, or like a partial gif. So I didn't even, I guarantee I didn't even see the extent that you did. But I watched some of it. And that one, I don't think it was a young girl. It was a lady laying there with her legs like broken, like clearly unconscious. It was like, oh, like this is like a whole, like a day ruining thing being someone across the world

watching it you know because all i can think about and it's so it's a little cliche but all i can think about when i look at that stuff is like what the what the last thought was of that person before it happened and i always picture the thought of like oh what am i going to get from this brunch for lunch what am i for this diner for lunch what am i gonna oh what book am i gonna read tonight oh maybe i'll have a glass of wine while i'm watching my favorite show like there's just something so disturbing about that because you have those thoughts in your head all the time like how many times have i been walking down the streets of you know st louis or somewhere thinking like oh and that was really cool and lord of the rings when this happened that was great my favorite

band or whatever and that you know that thought wasn't any more unique than than that person's and it's just almost happenstance that i didn't end up crushed on the pavement as well. It's just disturbing. It's awful. And so you have Trump come back today. This is a time when we need the president to say something. I don't need something smart. I don't need something witty.

I need to come out and pull this together. I need to say, look, that was awful. I'm disgusted. This will not happen here and spain we're with you if you need men materiel money say the word and it's on the way like like that's what i needed i needed him to stay that's what obama would have said he said already we have said and he was we've said 500 people and and ambulances and medical care and money and materiel and he'd tell you everything he's doing to help the situation. Trump comes out today and mentions fucking this fictional thing

that he believes about General Pershing, who a very cool tank was named after, where Pershing was putting down a Muslim uprising in Polynesia or the Philippines. In the Philippines. And this isn't a true story. This didn't happen. But Trump said during the campaign, I'll sort of quote him,

Pershing took 50 of these prisoners, lined them up. He, in a firing squad, he dipped 50 bullets in pig's blood. He executed 49 of them with pig's blood bullets, which of course is taboo for the Muslims. I suppose they believe they go to hell if that happens. I'm not really sure. And he spares the 50th of them and says, go tell your people what happened here. And for 35 years, we had no more attacks. That is not what the fuck we need you to say, dude. Wait, was he describing the plot of a movie he saw once or something? He was describing a fictional thing that some people attribute to General Pershing that never happened, and as far as Wolf Blitzer knows,

what actually happened was there's some truth that some of the Muslims that were killed there were buried with dead pigs alongside them. That's as close to what Trump said as what actually happened. Is that a real rule in Islam

that if you get shot with a bullet that has pig's blood on it, you can't go to heaven? If you intentionally eat pork because it's dirty, then you get punished, something like that. I know for a fact, for example, if you're doing the Ramadan, my friends told me if someone forces someone forces you to eat or whatever you're not gonna go to hell because you can't do anything they don't know I mean I'm not really this bacon again no you stop forcing the Trump has been fucking up a lot lately Like he seems to do everything Roll back to when he did something well Okay I hear where you're coming from

But I feel like previously When he messed up Okay let's go all the way back to the beginning Mexicans are sending over their rapists And their murderers And then all he had to do was double down right don't double down and people are like you know what now i'm with you am i okay okay i dropped off a bit it used to be mexican rapists murderers he doubled down and he'd get away with

it everyone was on side he says like oh yeah you know both sides uh antifa is that how you say it and um and kk they're both bad he doubles down on that and it just gets worse for him it's changed people are not extending him the same latitude they used to so so the numbers are out today 70 republicans still with him 70 republican voters still with him. 70 percent of Republican voters still with him. The outrage over his Antifa comments seem, in my opinion, to be really located with the left and with the media and with congressmen covering their asses. It seems like if you ask the general population what they think, they agree with most of what Trump said. And when we spoke on PKN, at least as far as that thing goes, like there was indeed violence from both sides. And to say that there was is simply being factually accurate. It

has, it's, it's not anyone defending the fucking Klan or the neo-Nazis that were there. And, but to speak to another thing that he said, that there were some good people on the right side. I have to believe that I suppose there were, to taylor's point man if i were there and i started hearing blood and soil jews will not replace this i'd probably skip on out of there i was like oh i came to the wrong one this is not hickory north carolina this isn't us this isn't some guys chanting build a wall this is like legit hate speech yeah this didn't seem like uh this didn't seem like a traditional you know uh pro trump a not chant from yeah yeah blood and soil it's like this is our land and this is our blood

and it's uh for white people or aryan or whatever you want to say but like to kyle's point of like erwin trump said oh there are good people on the right there too it's like well don't equate this protest to every you know pro trump protest because this was not the same as that. This was an explicitly – I saw posters for the Unite the Right, which is what it was called, protest. And the pictures are very much white supremacist-esque. It doesn't say, hey, we're going to come protest big government, and we want to lower the corporate tax rate and all these other things like no it's like this is our land this is for white people this wasn't a conservative protest it was a white supremacist protest so i don't know and i didn't like how trump was basically

like i don't know pretending he didn't know what the alt-right was as much it's like no you know what the alt-right is they are the identity politics corner of the right wing, where instead of being with identity politics the way a lot of far left-wing people do, they do it with all white people. I don't know. In this instance, usually if it's just a conservative and a liberal protest, there's going to be shitty people who probably want to get violent on both sides, and there's going to be good people who just want to get their voice out there on both sides. But this instance there i i can't imagine a person going there with a sign about taxes standing next to people yelling about jews and them going no my message i got to get it out there i got to stand here and do it it's like no if anything you'd like if i were standing there with

my tax sign or whatever which it would never happen because i'm not going to a fucking protest sounds awful but if i was standing there doing it and I saw someone next to me being like, oh, we hate Jews! Enough Jews! I'd be like, I gotta get the fuck out of here because I do not want anything I believe associated with this and having that poison it, you know? So who here has seen the Vice News, which is on HBO,

30-minute thing about this? Is it just Taylor and I? I suggest that anyone out there who wants to really get to the bottom of this thing and it interests them or you're appalled by it and you really want to know what caused this or whatever, it's on YouTube if you don't have

HBO, but search Vice News Charlestonville. They had their reporter embedded with the white supremacist from beginning to end. They have a park bench type interview with one of these gentlemen who's a known like leader as well as a podcaster.

And they follow him throughout the day from the morning to the afternoon when he's getting literally maced. He's like, ah, I got maced. She's like, by who? Commies. And hey, they were. It was commies that maced him.

That's when I saw some pictures in, I don't know what country today, but it had a picture of a hammer and sickle with a line through it, and it had a picture of a swastika with a line through it. It's like, yeah, there's somebody that fucking gets it. Poland, because they've suffered under both regimes, right? Yeah. It's like the two

worst possible sides. The commies are not my fucking champion, alright? That's what I don't like about this. I see those two groups converging, each of them with clubs clubs each of them with pepper spray and piss and bottles and concrete and cans and and and i didn't see any firearms used thank god i saw them brandished and i saw i saw them kept you know the correct way as well but none were used no shots were fired thank god but if you really want to get to the bottom of the thing watch that vice news thing it's 30 minutes and it's excellent it really it's really telling you get into the ends uh i mean it's not a tv show so there's no spoilers doesn't matter

uh but you guys should watch it there's a part at the end where the vice reporter lady the interviewer is talking to like one of the arch like main organizers i guess of the white supremacist march and it was after that challenger guy had driven into the crowd and injured people and then uh killed that woman and she was asking him like so you know what what do you think about this like what do you think about the fact that someone died there like is is that in line with your cause or whatever and he spent like a full minute rationalizing and explaining it away being like yeah you know what it's a shame people had to get hurt but this is just the beginning this is what we do you know we're we're fighting for what

we're gonna do and in the fact that you know she had to die you know i think it was worth it in the name of our cause like this is just the beginning and it's like frankly like holy shit this is going to die yeah and more people are gonna die and it's like this is a monologue someone gives when they're like trying out to be the bad guy in a movie like i'm serious it was that level of Satan's henchmen over there he's like well i'd say it's a win in our column none of our people died none no one killed anyone unjustly and he and he's like and then he starts saying that they were hitting this guy's car before he rammed into the group. And like I said, on PKM, that ain't what happened.

I've seen that shit from eight different angles. I've only seen the one angle, but the fact that he came barreling in and then reverses out. And when he reverses out, like 50 yards away, there's nobody there. And so it's like like who was this person assaulting you that scares you to the point that you had to drive down an empty street you and there was an alleyway so it's like if there was a horde of commies coming for you or something were you could have taken a right and driven away like no it doesn't it doesn't

wash at all at all nope nope nope didn't like that oh jizz is uh is dropping us a breaking story uh about barcelona so it looks like they've killed or spanish police say they've killed Nope, nope, nope. Didn't like that. Oh, Chiz is dropping us a breaking story about Barcelona. So it looks like they've killed, or Spanish police say they've killed several people south of Barcelona in response to a terrorist threat. Did they have anything to do with it? Several attackers killed. No, I mean, I think these are like other terrorists maybe. Of course, yeah, yeah. Good, good.

So Chiz has dual citizenship. He's also Spanish. And so he uses the we when he when he like yeah like your football team you're like yeah we gotta work on our defense we gotta get our special teams going in the off season chis is like we don't fuck around we shoot first ask later dead terrorists we. We Barcelonaites. You know, we don't... We fight back. The moops.

What's moops? Moops is a Seinfeld reference from the episode with the Bubble Boy. They're playing the board game Risk, and the question references the moors. The moors. But there's a misprint on the card that George and the Bubble Boy disagree about whether it's Moops or Moors. Of course it's Moors. Moops don't exist.

George says, says Moops. And he's like gonna win and the Bubble Boy starts strangling him with the rubber gloves. Then passes out. Then the crowd falls upon George because he hurt the Bubble Boy. That's the Moops. That is a very concise explanation. Thank you.

90% A-. It was Trivial Pursuit not Risk. So. Shit. Yeah. the moves that was a very concise explanation thank you 90 90 a minus it was trivial pursuit not risk so shit yeah you're absolutely right anyway that's that's good news i guess that they shot and killed several attackers good terror like i really this the whole van and truck uh trend of terrorism is it's almost in a way scarier than bombs and whatnot because it's like you don't have to know anything like i know like isis drops pamphlets and shit and they have websites where potential terrorists can go download like bomb making instructions and stuff but just the fact that it's a car and and it could be anyone, it's like just trying to instill fear of like, oh, next time you see a UPS truck, or

you know, enterprise rental truck, or a Hertz rental car going down somewhere, like, you might think, like, oh, fuck, like, what are they doing? What are they up to? I don't know, it's just, it's so nefarious. It's so shameless. You know, we've long had these personal conversations, we don't like, you wouldn't say it on air and thinking like, hey,

we'd see a thing happen. Like the crazy Joker guy in Colorado in Aurora where he, I believe he was, I think what we were saying, he had a rifle and some handguns, but the conversation that I had. The movie theater guy? The movie theater guy. But the conversation that we had

privately was, what if he'd had five gallons of gasoline and he just dumped that first and lit it? It would have been game over, right? Like, what if he'd set the place on fire and then initiated that? And like, how hard is it to get five gallons of gasoline? You know?

Not much harder than it is to rent a van or rent a truck or rent a U-Haul or any of those things. The worst thing about it, this is assholes ruining it for everyone. This is totally, totally going to lead to a future where none of us are allowed to drive anymore, where you got automated cars

with some sort of special system where they just can't be used as weapons. One of the nice things in these- And then you get a lot of hackers that'll use other people's cars as missiles. Yeah, people will be getting old-timey cars to make into some sort of... It's disgusting.

Don't you just hate it? See, you're chilling in the street, and then everybody starts pointing at this car. They go, shit, it's a Toyota Prius! And it just... Because everybody knows they don't have autopilot. They just drive. The Prius would be a scary one

because you'd never hear it coming. Yeah. But same with the Teslas. autopilot and just drive. The Prius would be a scary one because you'd never hear it coming. But same with the Tesla. Tesla's too expensive to use as a weapon. I can't imagine the new one, Model 3. Roadster or whatever? I don't know. Yeah, but really

disgusting what we saw in Barcelona today. That was hard to watch. And then, you know, it's right on the hills of this thing a few hundred miles from us. Been a rough week in the news as far as that shit goes, as far as poor innocent people getting driven down in the streets of their homes.

What was the... I guess... I know they keep track of all the terrorist attacks and everything that happened all over the place. Maybe I just haven't been up on the news, but it seems like earlier this year in Europe there were a lot more. Are they still happening?

Is that this year? In France, I think? Or was that last year? The one in France was last year. That was Christmas. It was barely last year. France, Belgium, London, Manchester. You had the nightclub last year as well I'm just saying

I live in the Netherlands now I'm like in between all this shit We got UK neighbors We got Belgium, France, Spain I mean I don't know, did anything in Germany happen too? Oh yeah Some stuff happened in Germany

They've had lots of systemic problems that you know from all the immigration like i i think a lot of it gets silenced one of the interesting things about the uh i don't recall the nightclub the nightclub that was in france you know i was i was america today we were hearing about how supposedly because the reports were kind of you didn't know what was happening we were hearing that maybe two of these gunmen had barred themselves into a bar or restaurant. And I was like, oh, you got to go now, cops. You got to get in there. Because what happened in France is they go in and start castrating these people, torturing these people, gouging eyes out during the time when the cops are outside,

acting like it's a bank robbery, like you can negotiate with these people, like they want money or goods or just to get their voice out there no they're here to kill and maim and and and and terrorize so they're in there torturing your your brothers and sisters to death so you've got to go you got to go right now and if you're in there i know if i'm in there it's it's fight with your teeth fight with your nails do whatever you've got to do but but but you can't submit you can't submit. You can't. There's no hands up.

Yeah. I want a totally different set of priority. If I'm kidnapped by like a high class Japanese Yakuza boss, I want the police being like, all right, we're going to work this out. Don't send us any of his fingers so far. We're going to get you that money you need. And he'll be like, you had to comply quickly. He's leaving on the borrowed time. He'll be like you hate the better comply quickly he's leaving on the borrowed time he'll be like all right yeah get that done but if if there's a bunch of islamic

terrorists around me i don't want them throwing a fucking walkie-talkie in because there's a zero percent because they're gonna start cutting eyelids off the second like they don't want anything else you're exactly right you could get offer them all the money in the world they don't want it you could offer them a beautiful home on the beach somewhere to live forever in in peace with actual virgins no they don't want it because all of these terrorists this is a thing you probably don't know and a lot of them do this uh dying in uh as you know giving your life for you know a hero or yeah being a hero you should. You should say giving your life for their specific beliefs, since it's not exactly the Islam. It's like radicalized, whatever, right?

But anyways, continue. Sorry, quick disclaimer. No, you're good. Giving their lives for, like, their version of Islam is, like, that's their recompense for everything they do. So like exactly what the 9-11 terrorists before they did it, they were sleeping with hookers. They were doing blow. They were doing like drugs, sex, the whole nine, everything that you're not allowed to do as a Muslim, because as soon as they blow themselves up and kill a bunch of infidels, it's like, oh, Allah is cool with that now. Like, nice. You paid the piper. so you're good. All those sins are forgiven. Families get paid as well. One thing that people don't know is if you're really dead,

and it's hard sometimes to wrap your head around, like, how is this happening? How did these men get motivated to go do this thing? And I'm not saying these ones in particular because I believe one of them was a French national, and I've only seen pictures of one of them. But oftentimes, especially with the Palestinians who go into Israel and do things,

you have a situation with a family man or the son of a family, and everyone's a destitute. They're poor. They have no food. You're seeing your family starve. And if you go and give your life, there's a cash reward to your family that's substantial.

That's when you talk about people who fund terror. When you hear about Iran funding terror, that's how they do it. They're paying these families exorbitant amounts of money, at least to them, where they are, for their son's life to go jihad himself. Yeah, it's really fucked up top to bottom yeah and it seems to be accelerating in a lot of areas so that's no good no good what a downer of a subject debbie downer moment being randomly killed by trucks in the street or i don't hold i don't hold trump responsible that anything these things are happening it would be impossible to stop someone from doing these things and all of us could get

access to a van and run it in or even if it was guns or what have you i do hold him responsible for his reaction to it though and yeah it hasn't been hasn't been the right one no it hasn't no it hasn't been the right one at all it's not what we want that's not what it's not what we need it's uh it's it's it's no good uh and you know even if he does have a half of a point he'll muddy it with two stupid fucking things one on either side of the point you know and to the point where it's almost indefensible you'll hear him speak and he'll be like stupid thing oh kind of smart thing that i believe in ridiculously stupid thing on the other side you're like god damn it how am i ever going to defend that thing in the middle anybody i defend it to is going to start talking about the thing on the left and the right

of it because he said two fucking stupid ass things on either side of a thing i kind of believe it's it's a really difficult to get on board yes i mean, I think everybody knows that there are problems with violence on the alt-right and on the anti-fa left. But the way he articulates things, to Kyle's point, it almost is like a lot of the time he's trying to make it so people don't

get it. And there are people out there who intentionally misunderstand what people say to fit an agenda. That's true. But it's very much easier to do that when you have someone who doesn't prepare their statements who seems to go out there and just wing it a lot of the time like i who knows if that's actually what he's doing but his his rambling speech and his little his little tag-ons at the end of like and it's an awful thing the worst thing to have ever happened and it's like a lot of times those little tag-ons don't make any sense. And it's like, that doesn't add

anything to these conversations. But, yeah, I get what you're saying. Anyway, any uplifting news? Kyle, did you notice anything happy on CNN? Was it like a puppy birthday party? Nah, man. CNN's been a real fucking downer all week. I don't think anything...

Well, I have some uplifting news. Oh, go ahead. Bitcoin hit an all-time high. Nice. What did it hit? Like 4 point something K. Let me check. Wow.

It keeps going. I don't know if anybody here is into cryptocurrency, but I am. So that's some good news. So it hit four thousand four hundred sixty nine the one that I'm looking at right now damn coins do you have obviously I have zero but I hold other cryptocurrencies which I cannot talk about how many dog coins do you have? I actually have 100,000 Dogecoins. Yeah! What is a Dogecoin? How much is 100,000 Dogecoins worth?

Like two bucks. I spent 100 bucks on it when it was nice. So Bitcoin is like super difficult algorithms for supercomputers and then Dogecoin are like pseudocos. It's like for every meme you upload you get a new one dogecoin. Are you serious?

I don't even know. I wouldn't be surprised. We've talked about cryptocurrencies before and had someone explain them to us and all I understand is that you somehow tell your computer to go mine and then it mines and eventually

you make money from it yeah yeah we're not gonna do you want me to explain it quickly yeah very simple very simple okay so i send money to you and this money let's say we start off with bitcoin is bitcoin okay so i sent i sent one of you i sent sent Woody one Bitcoin, but they're a bunch of computers because it's over the blockchain, which is a bunch of computers working together. They have to register that this transaction is happening. There is somebody with a notepad pretty much writing, okay, QuabbleCoop gives Woody one Bitcoin. Okay. Now, obviously these guys aren't free. So we say you take a little fee, which is, you know, whatever, which we give them.

We give them a reward and they get rewarded for like being for for for writing down these transactions, which is mining. Mining is pretty much writing down the transactions, writing down everything which is going on on the blockchain making sure it all stays up to date and obviously the more miners there are the the better the system works as far as i know okay i'm still learning to the way i understand it is and the best way i've been able to describe and like visualize it is imagine a big marker board with a crazy big equation on it uh and then separate that into blocks every time you solve a block you get a Bitcoin But every time a block is solved the next block becomes exponentially more difficult to solve So so every equation you solve and earn a Bitcoin the next one becomes harder and so that creates this this this Scarcity because that's the whole scarcity. Yeah that that's when the mining reward halves, which is it's a little bit different But I'd be happy to send you guys some videos

explaining it, because it's very interesting. I definitely think blockchain technology is going to be the future and I'm heavily investing in it. Well, actually I started off with like 10 bucks and now it's worth a lot more.

5 billion Dogecoins into blockchain tech. That could be accurate, yeah. So what are the applications of blockchain aside from this cryptocurrency? What is it used for? So pretty much you have Bitcoin, which is the most simplest version, like everybody knows, which is digital money. And the reason it's so handy is because it's decentralized. There cannot be any fraud or whatever, because you can literally follow

the transaction of me sending you money. You can go and check out the blockchain and see that transaction happening. It's like public. There are websites where you can see how much money somebody is sending from one address to the other. That's why you never want anybody to know your address because then they can look out for how much money is being sent to your account. So that's the simplest version. However, now you have Ethereum, NEO, and many other cryptocurrencies which not only do transactions on the blockchain, but they do whole smart contracts. And smart contracts are pretty much programs which run on the blockchain or like lines of code that run on the blockchain. So what you could have is a good example people always give is, let's uber is switching to autonomous uh driving taxi stuff like that you know and then you have all the code for that uber on the blockchain so it's unhackable everybody can see

what's what's happening and it's all automated um so those type of things are are going to come up um and and many more many more things things. It's very, very complicated. Yeah. I don't fully get it. Yeah, fuck all that. Let's move on to something real stupid that we can all grasp. Pretty much you're going to be making a shit ton of money if you put your money

in there right now. Anyways, I'll see you guys in five years. If you didn't listen, don't blame me. Let's talk about Bone broth and caveman. Kyle, I've been having a hot cup of bone broth every single morning. It goes well. Infowars.com, you can get it yourself.

It keeps you 100% fertile. Look at this man. This is the way a man is meant to look, red and puffy. a man is meant to look. Red and puffy. Down in Mexico, I like to have my caveman with a few ice cubes. It keeps me cold

and cold. So what we're referencing, of course, is that Alex, this John Oliver takedown piece on Alex Jones. So Alex Jones has a huge slew of these like fake products that he pimps out on his show. And the way John Oliver...

John Oliver's usually smart about the way he tries to take someone down, regardless of what you think about his comedy. And it's really formulaic and... Okay, I see what you're doing here. You got a writing team. You're nobody. But what he did to Alex Jones was he took him a fucking part at the knees where his money is he says all right

you got a three hour show here and two hours and two hours of it is spent on pimping your own products and then he shows the doctor that alex jones wheels out from mit to like stand behind these products and then they take that guy apart no he's not from mit like no he doesn't have a degree no he's not a doctor like He looked like Cato Kaelin. He looked like that guy who's living in O.J. Simpson's guest house out there. He's like long blonde hair surfer doctor dude. It was absurd.

It was really telling. He's got this product called Caveman, which is like a drink mix that literally has bone marrow broth in it. The bone broth. The bone broth. he's such such a uh like to be fair like i don't i feel like taking down alex jones at the knees would be like me being like i just fucking trounced this little fuck at the paralympic tryout meet like no of

course i'm gonna win like of course someone who has a writing team is going to take out Alex Jones and his protein powders because that's a lot of what it is, right? It's just, like, basic workout supplements that he pretends have, like, extra benefits. This is InfoWars whey protein.

It's got twice as much protein as carrots and celery. Or top juice. There's a half cup of pig blood in it to make sure the Muslims and the Jews are not nearby when you're consuming. That kind of thing, maybe. I don't know. All of my Alex Jones experience is from the funny YouTube compilations and remixes. We were watching the bone Broth one last night.

I don't want to watch the actual show because the clips I've watched of the actual show quickly become like, oh, this isn't as light-hearted as I got from the remix videos. I couldn't start shitting on Alex Jones before I gave him a fair shake.

I felt like, because I know how the media can skew things sometimes both right and left, I was like, I gotta see who Alex Jones before I gave him a fair shake. I felt like, because I know how the media can skew things sometimes, both right and left, I was like, I gotta see who Alex Jones actually is and what he believes. Are they really just taking him crazy out of context? Does he have one of those shows, kind of like we do, where we get real silly sometimes with it and just

top each other and we're just playing off each other and talking about crazy, ridiculous shit? Is that what they're taking out of context? No, he's playing to the lowest common denominator being ridiculous and fear-mongering people into selling his protein powder with bone broth in it that's what we have here and then i watch a stern interview where he's talking about the frogs but then you look into the frog thing and there's a bit of truth to it it's it's usually not completely made up until he starts talking about the interdimensional vampires and then you're just like oh i see you're crazy you're

a crazy person and a fraud okay it's both it's the one i dislike about him most of of the things i know about him and like the positions he's taken uh i know this came up in the megan kelly thing although i didn't watch the megan kelly interview with him uh the sandy hook he he thought sandy hook was a total hoax and that all those kids were fake and that all those parents who were crying on the news were plants it's a false flag operation none of it's real uh uh infowars.com you know whatever he would say like i don't know that's like that's pretty fucked he thinks that charlestonville was quote jewish actors he thinks that those white supremacists out there uh chanting blood and soil are jewish actors dude we were talking about this right before the show i'm blown away

at how often it just the bad guy just becomes jewish for so it's like here i was thinking that she was working hard in medical school and law school, you know, becoming successful. And nope, no, no, no. It turns out that they're fabricating school shootings. And what else? Putting fluoride in your water. And chemtrail conductors and orchestrators. Like, it's, I don't get it.

I mean, it's shot in the dark. Who else would it be? What would he say? If the chemtrails were in Stars of David, maybe I'd buy in, but it's just a line. I mean, yeah.

Have you ever went down the chemtrail rabbit hole? Because I was like, chemtrails are the lines left from the condensation of airplanes going through the sky and everything. Have you like gotten on there and heard like these people start talking about what they think's in there and why they think it's in there what is the actual like what do you know about it actually i so they always roll somebody out who sounds like they've got credentials like some air force colonel or something he's like we never had these before

1957 i'd i've been in aircraft at all altitudes, at all speeds, from this to that, and I'd never seen a chemtrail before. Then, once I was a civilian, I started looking up and seeing them everywhere. Then they'll cut, and they'll go to somebody else, and he'll be like, they're putting aluminum particles in there.

The aluminum particles are in the air, and you're absorbing them, and those are a conduit for and you just got to change the channel then you just got to change the channel because it's they don't have a cohesive theory about what it is they think that the government is putting something in us on us in the atmosphere someone is using those chemtrails and i've heard two or three different things i keep hearing about metal uh um metal uh, particles. Gold particulate. They're just dropping gold from the sky?

Look. We left out the part about the divorce. I don't know if my mic is okay and stuff, but he's going through a divorce and as part of the custody battle his ex-wife-ish person says that he's a whack job but he shouldn't get the kids. So he had to admit

that he doesn't believe any of this stuff. He's just doing it to fool people and as a show and that he knows it's all fake and that he's not crazy. I just thought that was interesting. They pulled the curtain back and he's like, yeah, that's all bullshit. I know. He had to admit that?

WWE. And that's what it is. And it's good to hear that, I think. He had to admit that? WWE. And that's what it is. And it's good to hear that, I think. Because we can accept that there's a huckster out there, you know, kind of scaring people into buying bone broth. We've seen that before. But what's a little scarier is that there's a guy with 15 million weekly listeners who's a maniac for reels. I think the former is more palatable what percentage of his audience do you think like of his loyal regular

listenership buy into it versus the percentage that watch him the same way i would say wwe 60 70 of them are like on board with that shit man i i think that the the amount of like let's just see what he's got to say this week, ha ha ha, what a goofball, is really low. I just think it is, because they wouldn't come back week after week. You'd get your fill of that. Yeah, that's fair.

Yeah, and he does make for good internet clips. He talks about meme magic. He loves it when they cut his stuff up and make it into those songs like the bone broth song he brings it up on his show like he he's unabashedly happy with that he loves it when that happens so a real fucking character let me i wonder what it's like oh go ahead sorry i was gonna pimp some of our bone broth here um yeah bad breath is nasty

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some smart mouth if you're drinking a chocolate chicken bone broth, because nothing gets your breath really rank like a big old jug of bone broth. Especially Alex Jones bone broth. alex jones bone broth i watched guardians of the galaxy 2 and i really really fucking liked it i i liked it so much that i was like raving about it to kitty i was like kitty have you seen guardians of the galaxy 2 she's like oh have you seen any guardians of the galaxy i was like have you ever seen a marvel

movie no never well get ready because we're gonna now so like i forced her to watch guardians of the galaxy one and she was like ah i like this this is good and i was like yeah you haven't seen anything yet because i believe the second one's better i think the second one is superior to the first one perhaps solely on baby grouch tiny cute little shoulders that little fucking thing is so goddamn cute and even the line when the space pirates are like can i crush him with a rock he's like cool and like taser face is like no he's far too adorable and i'm like yeah he is far too adorable send him to the tailor and get him hooked up so there's two versions of the toy nice double our profits i that fucking movie. I thought it was great. I liked all of the...

The soundtrack really sells it for me. I love that music. The whole thing, I'm singing along to it. I loved Kurt Russell in there as a star, you know, filling his role as Ego. That was a winner for me. That's like top

two or three Marvel movies for me, definitely. That ranks up there with The Avengers and Iron Man 1 and Captain America Winter Soldier. I loved it. To be honest, I liked the first Guardians of the Galaxy, but I kind of was just rooting for Chris Pratt.

I like the actor. I like the man behind it. And it was like, ah, this is a good movie. To me, it wasn't great, but it was good and i wanted him to be successful and i you know just enjoyed the whole thing the second one you know i was just flat out good you don't have to be rooting for anyone to enjoy that movie i thought it was the better of the two do you like bautista i i think that that bautista the big wrestler guy like he's really growing into that role.

He's becoming a better actor. I looked up his filmography, and he's had experience before. The WWE makes a lot of films, and he's been in a handful of those. But smaller roles, and he's so perfect for that. This 100% literal, no sense of humor, sort of smart but dumb at the same time, kind of almost like an autistic kind of character i really dig it and it plays so well uh with the awkwardness of the group his his some of the funnier scenes the part where they he was someone could read emotions

and he was in love and he's like oh you must be so embarrassed yeah it was great and she touches him she's like i have never felt such humor and they're just pointing at chris pratt and like dying laughing at like his most embarrassing secret that like that's a killer moment i i like that a lot the only complaint i had is like the characters are never in any danger like that part where batista's being drugged behind the spaceship by a rope and is literally hitting pine trees at hundreds of miles per hour. Like, all right, come on now. Like, I got a fear for them a little bit.

I know that, like... What I didn't like was they were fighting a fucking planet, right? Like a, you know... Yeah, they were fighting a planet. And I would assume, oh, shit, if you're fighting a planet, all he does is he goes... And everybody's dead, right? But it seemed that the guy who was the planet was just a little bit...

Underpowered planet. Yeah. Exactly. When they were hyping it up, like, oh shit, this guy's a planet. Yeah, he said he's a god. He wasn't able to do shit. He's a god, and you know, Kurt, he's like, small G, son. And I'm like, oh, okay, I like that.

I like how you put that. Like, yeah, not master of all existence, but much more powerful than anybody else. That makes sense. And then they get in like a fist fight, and he's beating him up with rock hands. Right. I don't know.

The Greeks and the Romans and the Norse, all the, I guess, mythologies that have the lowercase g gods where they have faults and problems and issues it's so much more interesting than the big g god where like the monotheistic like oh he's got everything figured out he's still an asshole sometimes but we deserved it you know like it's more interesting when it's like oh who's that that's aries he doesn't get along at all with athena they hate each other you just watch they're gonna fight and then that over there that's hermes he's a sneaky little fuck he's always

trying to play people off each other it's like it was like her real housewives uh of of athens like uh that's real housewives of the pantheon yeah of olympia it was interesting so i agree with you 100 i wonder what it is about human humanity that that made a shift from from polytheism to monotheism so dramatically. Because the Abrahamic religions are, they own the store at this point, pretty much. I shouldn't say that. I'm sure there are an enormous amount of Hindu and the other religions. But the Abrahamic religions seem to dominate. Oh yeah, you add up all the Christians and all the Muslims, and all the Jews,

that's a way bigger group than all the Hindus and all the... I mean, who else? What other polytheistic religions are still big right now? Polytheistic? Yeah, like Hinduism is. Yeah, they've got all those gods. There's some silly ones. There's people who still worship the Norse gods and there's people who make shit up.

But I think that's it as far as off the top of my head like dude if you if you're out there and you're that much of a hipster that you oh a buddhist is a buddhist it's like a way of life almost is my understanding about it like they have a couple of gods am i crazy uh they might i really don't know that much about it i know most of it is about like pushing away. They think that desire is the root of all evil or something like that. And so you want to rid yourself of desire so that you won't be burdened by impurity or evil. It's either that or something totally different. It seems to just need to be chill.

It seems like if Buddhists just had a couple of these things, it would be great. I bet they do. Speaking of which, Woody, how are you feeling? A little sleepy. I thought I would be funny, like it'd be a drinking episode or something. I'm not. I'm just really relaxed, and I'm enjoying the show. I'm sorry.

I'm not better. Woody's pretty fucked up. He's going to give you a break right now. Yeah, he's fucked up. My leg stopped hurting i i uh i'm not supposed to have a big gap because like they're like you can fall behind on the pain but i was like oh the show's coming up i'm gapping it fuck it and uh no you can catch right back up you're fine you're good to go you know what i think this might be the bottle that you don't skip some pills. You know? This might be the one where you make it all the way through. I think on PKN I mentioned historically I don't finish my pain pills.

They're not my thing. But this only had 20. I don't know what I have left, but it wasn't a lot. I take two at a time. Are you itchy from it? Mm-mm. No? It's sleepy.

Whoa, whoa, whoa. Excuse me. I'm sorry. Chiz just said Christians plus Islam equals 54.7% of the population in the religious game, as he puts it. Then he says Jews only adding.2%. You're telling me that.2%

of the religious population is the Jews? Are you sure? Mm-hmm. I think so. Are there really that few of them? How could that small group of people cause so many problems? That's who they're always blaming, is what I'm getting at. Come on, really?

I'm trying to look up and see how many Jewss there are in the world it's like a a shockingly small number it says according to the diaspora affairs ministry statistics there are currently 14.4 million jews in the world with 6.3 million in israel and the rest spread out all over the globe um i thought there were hundreds of millions of Jews for some reason if you're telling me there's only like 14 million of them left and that nearly half of that is hiding in Israel then okay keep sending them that 200 million dollars

a year or whatever 20 million or whatever how many Jews do you think there were in the world I thought there were a lot more Jews I thought there were 14 million Jewish people you know I like i didn't know they were rare i didn't know it was like final leprechaun it didn't seem rare growing up like they were seven million were killed in world war ii in the holocaust i should say yeah and when you think about yeah about that number, compared to 14 million now,

that's an insane number considering how small the group of Jewish people currently alive is. That's pretty much a guarantee that every single Jewish person alive has at least one, if not multiple, family members who were killed in the Holocaust. They should lead with that. That should be the first thing. Their PR team needs to get on that. Whenever they're talking about more money for Israel or defending our support of Israel, no one ever mentions it.

Like, hey, there's not many of them left. This is kind of their last bastion. This and Manhattan and a little of New Jersey and all of Hollywood and all the news media and the new world order that controls the giant cabal. All right, Kyle, you're going into a different direction here. What did we say?

14 million people? 6 million in Israel, I believe he said. Which is like 8 million non-Israeli Jews. 14 million in existence, right? Unless they're space Jews, which I'm not discounting. It's possible. No, I'm pretty sure

it's just the 14 million Jews. What about underground? Like they've been living down there for a long time. No. They are warm-blooded. They are warm-blooded close to the Earth's core. There's gold down there. They'd like that.

There's gold down by the Earth's core, is there? That's what the Earth's core. There's gold down there. They'd like that. There's gold down by the earth's core, isn't there? That's what the earth's core is made out of, according to Judaism. I've read the books. I've read the Torah. Come on. I think it might be cheese. I've read the Torah. That's what they think. Yeah, I bet you have, Kyle.

I was talking to my dad about this the other day because um what did dad say because the truth is like like down there aren't any jewish people here neither practice not there aren't jewish um there aren't people who practice the judaism nor are there people who descend from the hebrews like neither one of those groups exist here where i am and me and dad were having a conversation about this the other day he was like why don't they like them and i was like god that's a real hard question for me to answer i'm not sure if i i should he's like no no i was

like he's like i don't get it he's like sign every jew i know of i love he's like sign he starts naming like entertainers and stuff and i'm like i'm with you 100 but you know they've got some complaints against him i guess he's like like what and i was like let's step outside the car before i start talking just in case anybody's listening what uh what did you elucidate for him i talked about usury i talked about uh close-knit communities and and you know i i talked i talked about all of that stuff the stuff that we've discussed before that that a lot of people against the European Jews and a lot of the reasons they've been persecuted throughout time not as I wasn't posing those ideas as reasons why they deserve what they

got I was more saying like well this is what the people who hate them say you know kind of phrased it that way because if I were Jewish and were jewish and i had like a bunch of family history of like around every bend it was like here's the promised land here it come oh no like and then something fucking horrible happened like i'd i'd be probably pretty insular in my community as well right like if you feel like there's a huge group of people out there who very much and that's undeniable there's a ton of you know anti-semit of people out there who very much, and that's undeniable. There's a ton of, you know, anti-Semitic people out there who just don't like Jewish people. That's like, it's interesting because there are people on the far, far right who think that Jews are responsible for everything horrible in the world.

And they're running a grand cabal of evil wizardry. And then there's people on the far, far left who think that, you know, Jews running the world from israel and that israel is the true evil in the world that we you know we need to stop you know sticking up for those imperialists or whatever like it's it's interesting that it's like one group or at least the one that i'm only the only one i'm coming to that's off the top of my head that the fringe on both sides really dislike can you think of another group like that um yeah none i want to talk about really and the thing about that is like now that i know that dislike. Can you think of another group like that? Yeah. None I want to talk about, really.

The thing about that is, now that I know that there's only 14 million Jews, I feel like when you see those people marching in the streets saying Jews will not replace us, somebody needs to tell them. Somebody needs to tell them that there's only 14 million of them, right? And that 6 million of them are in their own country over there by themselves and never want to see you. Because I feel like if they knew that, they'd be like,

oh, shit, really? Damn. Well, hell, fuck it. Let's go home. I feel like that's the reaction you get. That's what they should do. That'd be one of those punk interviews where they ask you a question that's misleading to make people at protests look stupid, where they'd be like,

what do you think about the fact that there are 100 million Jews in the U.S. alone? They're like like i think it's out of control there's no reason for it and i'm tired of being the one on the side that's afraid to talk or like whatever they would say like like it is it is funny that they're that the same people in like the master race like oh blood and soil we're the ones who are the best like they're bitching and moaning about 14 million people somehow you know running running everything apparently but yeah and and the majority of which well just says there's more jews in the u.s and israel my when it comes to things like that i i try to i try to lean on my life experiences and i think back to all the jewish

people that i've ever met. Liked them all. Liked them all a lot. Fascinated with their culture. I thought there was some cool stuff in their culture. I was like, I wish we had some of that stuff. Bar Mitzvah seems kind of cool. You tell me when I'm 13 everybody just makes it rain on me and gives me a pep talk about investment.

Could have used that, I guess. This doesn't sound like a bad gig. I knew Sam and Mo. quite a few like jewish people i always like them i've only been to one bar mitzvah ever but i was sitting i was obviously watching it in the crowd and a jewish friend of mine was watching with me and near the end it was just all everybody walking up to the the now man the 13 year, giving him envelopes like an Italian wedding. And it was like, they're just giving this 13-year-old envelopes of cash to the point that this kid is like now holding them. And he's like, oh, can someone take my money envelopes?

I need some more. And it's like, I don't know, just sitting there watching it. I was like, god damn it like i'm never gonna have a money party where people come over and are just wanting to you know just hand it out i don't know it seems like a fun event i knew kid well you had your um christening yeah so it's not as much, but with dollar cost averaging or whatever, you know, maybe those 13 years it could grow into that much money. Right. With my kids, that's how we kick off their college account. Like we had the christening when they're whatever, six, nine months old. All that money went and that's when it got rolling.

Really, man, if I got christening cash, then my parents are sitting on it because I didn't get any. You're 25 and they're like retiring on it. It's like, well, we were going to give it to you when you were 26. But then you turned 26 and it was like, well, he's doing fine. You know? But no, I didn't even know you got money for being christened. I had no idea. Yeah, my kids got some.

Huh. That's interesting. Did you grow up religious at all,b uh no not at all so um i kind of like you a lot of my friends now a lot of my friends are religious so i've had like discussions with my christian friend he goes uh he went yeah you need to you need to pray you need to pray i was like I don't really believe in this. He said, no, come to church with me. So I said, okay, I'll do it for a week and see if anything special happens in my life. If it doesn't, then I'll go back.

So I prayed for a week. I went to church with a kid, or I didn't really go to church, but I was like, fuck this shit. Let me tell you what I like about you. It's not my thing. Please respect that. I've had some positive experiences in church, for sure. I tell respect that. I've had some positive experiences in church for sure. I tell you what, I've went with girlfriends to their church,

and what I really always liked the most is when the preacher is preaching about things that matter in our day-to-day lives. He'll tell you a Bible story, and then he'll break it down. This is how this applies to today. This is how it applies to when you burn dinner this is how it applies to when you let your parents down or whatever it may be and then the music i always liked singing i liked when like the whole congregation is singing and those songs are always really something about singing with a group it makes you feel good like it doesn't matter what i suppose even to those people who are like walking down the street chanting blood and soil i bet that feels in a way similar like there's something about all of us not just agreeing but voicing our agreement simultaneously at the top of our lungs

and it making music is a really good feeling it feels good to sing with every lord i lift your name on high and everybody's singing together and the band's playing. It's nice. I like that. Those are the only things I ever took as positives from my church experiences was the singing. And whenever a Bible story would be broken down into things that you could apply to your day-to-day life and become a better person from that. Did you know what I remember from bible camp when i was growing up when i was young is they would have those they would have it wasn't catholic camp uh

there were there were a lot of things like what you were describing where like because it was like a five day seven day long like camp and for the first like four days first of all they hammered you over the head with bible shit the whole time they'd be like all right you got it in the morning we do a sing song and in a speech and then the afternoon we do a sermon and it was always like building you up building you up for the first few days like you're here because you care about the lord and shit like that like really really amping you up and in the last two days they would drop the hammer and and give that thing of like i bet a lot of you out there tonight aren't the same person you pretend to be when you're here you're not the

kind of christian you want people to to think you are are you and they'll like look accusative give you an accusatory look and you'll have to look back like well i'm fucking 10 like settle down like i i was playing frisbee six minutes ago, and now I'm being berated. So it's hard to get used to. But at the time, because I was young, by the end of all those sermons, I would feel like shit. I would feel so guilty and so awful and so like, oh, I really am a bad person. I'm going to go to hell. I went to a counselor when I was like 11 years old because I was so fucking scared that me and the people I loved were going to go to hell because

I was a kid and I bought into it. I had people telling me my whole life at school and at church that I was going to go to hell if I wasn't a Christian, that people I know were going to go to hell too. And so I'd spend like nights awake as a kid, like, oh my God, like my fucking grandparents. What if they go to hell? I'm not going to see them in heaven. Like, oh, all my friends. How do I know? Like they're, they're for real Christians. And so when I went to like a counselor and it was a Christian counselor, which is probably the worst possible maneuver, because if I went to a real counselor, they would have been like, yeah, that's a, this isn't real. And you probably, you should probably distance yourself from these people. Cause it much you know psychologically damaging to you as a child no he was like well it is important to know that hell

is a real place and a real threat and it was like oh oh well then nothing's been solved like then there's like it was like yeah the doubling down of it exactly chis like that that it is so not fucking healthy as a kid to be obsessing day in and day out. And of course, most kids don't do that. It's just because I kind of leaned towards catastrophizing things that naturally happened as a kid. But there are other kids out there that are that worried over nonsense. It's like, that's pretty fucked. If I'm not incorrect, the Jews do not believe in hell.

They do not. No. That's pretty nice, eh? Yeah, I mean, but I couldn't have been Jewish because I'm not Jewish. I'm not suggesting that you switch. I'm just saying that's definitely a plus if you're Jewish.

What's the worst that could happen? Yeah. You'd all be in hell if it wasn't for my son david yeah what does happen to bad jews purgatory no that's uh uh it used to be well depending on what branch of catholicism you believe in purgatory still is or isn't a thing the church doesn't endorse purgatory anymore i don't believe they got rid of that um but i had family members growing up who still believed in purgatory who were catholic on on that side of the family and that's way more comforting than hell because the math was basically how long you spent there

yeah there is and uh in the way they used to do it is back in the day with the catholic church it was like oh your your? I'm so sorry. He's going to spend 4,000 years in purgatory, and if you were to die, you'd only spend 100 years there because you've been a good Christian. You know what? If you paid 60 gold dragons or whatever it was,

we could get that down to two years easy. Have you guys going out at the same time? Yeah, they multiply your mortal sins by a number, and then whatever the other kind of sin is by a number, and then you add it all together, and that's how long you spend in purgatory. Pauly Walnuts taught me that. Yeah, that's insane.

How to calculate purgatory. Outrageous. That sucks, man. Thousands of years? I can hardly take three months with this broken outrageous that sucks man thousands of years I can hardly take three months with this broken leg compared to all eternity though you do that on your head no big deal

yes I'd rather not I mean I can't imagine that purgatory is a very fun place in supernatural it was just black and white yeah so Purgatory is a very fun place. In Supernatural, it was just black and white. Yeah, so Purgatory is a thing in the Supernatural TV show. Basically, they make everything black and white, and you're in the woods. There's a lot of monsters there. That's how they figured out how to make Purgatory with a $9.99 budget, I guess.

They're like, make it black and white. Put them in the woods of Canada. Yeah, up there where there's no taxes for filming. Yeah, yeah, whatever. Same place as the X-Files. Vancouver. Yeah, go. Kyle describes Supernatural better than anyone else ever has. Like, oh yeah,

in this show there's dragons. How are we going to do a dragon? I don't know. stick like a fucking glow stick under his shirt and we're ready to go. It gets real hot and just make everything go dark and pretend like he flew away. Yeah, good. Done. Yeah, put a blow dryer on Jensen Ackles' face

and we'll see the wind blow and we'll assume he flew away. That'll be good. That's what they did. That's what they did. They had a dragon on the show and the way they did it was he could like he like grabbed this iron bar like to a prison cell or cage type thing where he was imprisoning people and it got real hot it didn't even look like it got real hot that was his fire and then somehow he flew away but they didn't show him fly away they were just like and he was gone like batman you know how how Batman will leave and you're like,

what the fuck did he do? Did he like jump off the building? Did he glide away? Is he like hiding behind the air conditioner over there? Like waiting on us to leave? Like where'd he go? Like that's how the dragon would be.

Such horse shit. And then that is the worst dragon of all time. Game of Thrones best dragon of all time. Totally opposite ends of the spectrum as far as that goes. I love Supernatural. I've seen every fucking episode of it.

I highly recommend it, but the early seasons can be a little rough. But it's important that you get in on that, Taylor. Me and Chiz have watched this shit so much that it's almost like a relative of ours that we have in common. Like,

I'm telling you, you'll get into it, you'll love it, you'll appreciate the characters, you'll get the meta references, and then you'll start appreciating the soundtrack and the car, and then you'll start Googling where you can get one of them cars. One of them cars. One of them cars.

It's a good show. I gotta recommend Supernatural. It's just a little rough early on. Yeah, Chiz looks at the cars too. I gotta recommend Supernatural. It's just a little rough early on. Yeah, Chiz looks at the cars too. I know you do. Everybody wants that Impala. They are low supply. You want an Impala? From the show. They drive around in this like 67

four-door black Impala. It's tricked out. It's been destroyed like six different times during the show, but they always are like even if a train hits it, they're like build up from what you have and get me another one. It'll come back shiny and perfect. I dig it.

I've been trying to find a new show to watch, but who knows? Maybe I'll give Supernatural. I haven't seen the most recent. I know we got a lot of people requesting we talk about Rick and Morty. Good call. I've seen it. I haven't watched the most recent... Oh, we should talk... I know we got a lot of people requesting we talk about Rick and Morty. Good call. We should talk about that. I've seen it.

I haven't watched the most recent episode. There's been four, right? The last one was the Vindicators episode where you got the team of superheroes and Rick and Morty pair up with them and they go to take on the uber bad

and then you find out that Rick got blacked out shitting himself with diarrhea, pair up with them and they go to take on the uber bad. And then you find out that Rick got blackout, shitting himself with diarrhea, drunk the night before, and stumbled in and killed the bad guy and created a Saw parody for the superheroes to go through. It was a meh episode

and to be honest, it's been a bit of a meh season. I mean, I know. I thought so far it's been really good. You think so? What have you liked about it, Queb? I liked Pickled Rick a lot Really? Yeah, I thought like it was putting

you know, Rick into a whole different suit, you know what I mean? I think they've really showed this season that Rick's like super like a real badass, you know what I mean? I know, well if you've seen the latest episode, the fact that he, you know, killed like the worst threat to the universe

and shit like that. And he seems to be a little bit bored because everything is too easy. So I think they're like really building it up to something big, a big reveal or something like that. He also dropped a little... The family problems in the pickle rick one and and how clever the therapist was at the end yeah yeah there's some actual

substance to this whereas i guess it was the second episode where they went to the mad max world it was a real surface episode like i don't think there was lots of deep stuff there too much parody it's too much parody you You got Mad Max parody. Even the... Guardians of the Galaxy parody. Guardians of the Galaxy parody. Or Avengers, however you want to look at it. It's too much parody. Give me an original story, guys.

We waited years for this. Original stories. Come up with your own thing. I know basically every story's been told before, but don't just parody something we're all familiar with. Don't play by the numbers as much. I like rick i like that he's a nihilist i like that like he he he's so suicidal and like nothing matters because there's an infinite number of them like he's telling the the panther or whatever whatever that uh that guy's name was he's like

he's like do i have infinite daughters too he's like uh no no no you just me oh he jumps out and i like the guest stars right like the guy who was playing uh that guy was um fuck whatever the really pockmarked ugly mexican actor is who's in everything like yeah that guy he was that was him he was. And they had Logic in the last episode, too. I don't know. The rapper. Okay, well, he's more my generation. But I was like, oh, shit. That's pretty sick. But what I was saying

is, like, Rick keeps on dropping hints about just... He only just met Morty. Like, he's probably, in between episodes, he travels to a different dimension. He goes, let me find a new Morty over here. So I think later on in the

season, they might finally reveal... Hello! They might finally reveal some more stuff about him traveling to different dimensions and shit. The last thing I saw was uh was the pickle rick and

i'm i'm on the same page as kyle that this season hasn't blown my socks off and been that good like the pickle rick episode the the whole i'm a pickle i can't go to therapy with you i'm a drunk like that shit like it was like oh i wonder where it's going to go from here and then it didn't go anywhere from there it was just violence and rat killing and booby traps with no like cleverness the whole time it was just running around and violence and you know i know that part of their appeal is like the gratuitous you know goriness which is fine in in moderation but it didn't feel like it had that balance that it did in previous seasons where they have like some clever laughs and then some violence that caught you off guard but the fifth time you see rick you know shoot a toothpick into a rat's eye and like gouge its brain out and

do something gross it's like okay like i'm that would have been better if they hadn't shown it to us already right because they showed us that same scene that animated scene in black and white uh like months ago it's like a teaser for the thing and i'd already seen it three times so the gratuitous violence the first time i saw it in black and white literally i was i was kind of i thought it was cool and i think i liked it more if this was my first viewing of it uh you know when it was in color and broadcast and everything but i'm kind of let down by rick and mori this year i i i hope there's 10 episodes and they're not doing some horse shit thing like game of thrones is doing to us there's no reason game of thrones couldn't have pumped out three or four more episodes and like just

fleshed out some of this traveling money obviously yeah right like must be running low huh is it i mean you were saying about the dragons and shit that that stuff's not cheap, for sure. It can't be $10 million. We're high budget, though, right? So we just have fewer of them. Seven episodes of Rick and Morty. Are you serious? There's seven episodes in this season? That's ridiculous.

That's what I'm talking about. I like lots of episodes. Here's a plus for Supernatural. Anybody who's out there looking for something to binge fucking 22, 22 episodes a season, 20 motherfucking seasons. There's 440 episodes, bitch.

And they're like an app for you. Like you can sit there and you can watch eight episodes in a row and the plot will move forward about six inches. It's great great dude because within that is character development it's constant character development you're getting backstory you're getting like meta stuff you're getting you revisit these ancillary characters like they visit that joanie chick in montana like eight or nine times uh throughout the whole thing like there'll be these like supporting characters you'll run into and

they'll bring them back you'll get to see them again. I like Supernatural a lot because there's so much of it. It's not all filet mignon but it's an all-you-can-eat buffet. For Rick and Morty, it's fucking ridiculous. If Chiz is correct, there's only seven episodes this season.

It takes South Park a week to write an episode. They've been doing it for 20 years. It's inexcusable how long it's taken them to make this season, considering ever since I've started watching the season, it's like, what? 25% of this content is just cartoon characters fighting. And they're all parodies so far, right?

As far as I know. Every single episode. It's 10. False. Fake news. They're all parodies so far, right? As far as I know. Every single episode. So it's like... It's 10. False. Fake news! Fake news! Fake news! Fake stats! Fake news!

Is Trump doing that? 100 episodes! That's when I remember Campaign Trump and I get a little giddy. When he points at one of these stuck-up fucking reporters, he's like, yes, I'm going to take questions, but not from you. You're fake news. You're fake news like reporters he's like yes i'm gonna take questions but not from you you're fake news you're fake news and he's like say that to this professional to his fucking face and he can't say shit because that's the goddamn president he might have you roughed up you know dude i want to i want to hear him like that like start giving little

asides in the way he does but about things that like young people and the people who really hate him the most really like where he's like and I'm going to talk about immigration but real quick anybody else really hoping that John and Daenerys hook up at the next episode I mean my goodness it's been coming for so long and I can't believe that fat idiot hasn't finished the books I actually wrote an executive

order about it turns out he's not an American citizen or like whatever the fuck like you said like but then he came back to the great yeah or if he was just like i'm tired of the violence yeah i i would love to give hbo two percent of the budget to you we need 10 episodes uh sorry i would just that's all right woody i i would yeah that would be fucking great yeah if if he was like if they were like mr trump um i'm sure you saw the the coverage last night of the terror attack and in belgium he's he's like no no game thrones was on i was doing a marathon me and pence we uh we watched the last four episodes back to back to back to back on the White House

Theater. It was great. It's huge. I don't believe how many times I had to stop the show and rewind it until Pence and his wife would open their eyes during the sex scene. I said, you need to watch this part. It's important to the story. Oh, that would be good. He should humanize himself a little

bit. stop talking about confederate statues and and and talk about game of thrones and his yeah yeah if he like put some of this civil rights stuff in like game of thrones perspective you'd be like all right dude god damn he's got a point like you can't tear down agon statue right like come on like like he may have been the mad king but he was the king if he came out at a press conference it was just like chaos is a ladder you know like the entire internet would explode it would be like oh oh no he's just he's like little finger we've been bruised what if what if steve bannon came out and one day and he had the hand

of the kingpin he had the hand of the king thing on his shirt on his suit you're like oh shit oh shit i've ordered the creation of 50 clay barrels of wildfire now i've been informed by general bad dog bathis that this is not a real substance it has never been discovered before i said this is incorrect. I watched a Discovery Channel documentary about Greek fire. That's all I'm asking for here. That's all I'm asking for. It's just that kind of shit.

Greek fire is a real thing. Yeah, they don't know the formula. That's hilarious. That's one of the coolest ancient warfare things ever. Woody, are you guys familiar with the greek fire nope absolutely no basically it was like ancient napalm and greek ships would fire these big uh clay jars of this flammable shit and so when it landed it was just you know gooey viscous

fire all over the place and at at the time, it's like what? Yeah. It's like a grease fire. You throw water on it and the water starts, you know, evaporating and sizzling once it's inside it, popping and getting it everywhere else. And so it was like a surefire way to destroy an entire ship, but I don't know.

I thought that was neat. Yeah, me too, man. That was good shit. And the same thing is true with Damascus Steel, I guess, being Valyrian steel. I watched a YouTube video today. The guy took a sawmill saw blade, which is really long and wide, and he cut it into 13, I believe, strips, about an inch wide. Then he stacks them on top of each other and makes a sandwich and welds them together, and

he starts folding them. He heats them up, folds them, and he folded it. He put a thousand folds in this thing and, like, using an auto, like, hammer thing to make it, and he made this crazy Damascus steel blade. I watched 30 minutes of this guy hammering steel today just to see what this thing would look like. It was really cool.

Yeah, I just looked up Damascus steel to see more about thing would look like it was really cool yeah i just looked up damascus steel to see more about it that's really cool yeah i'm fascinated by your knife that's cool it looks like uh it's like got a liquidy look on the blade like it's like a rippling pool or something like that yeah you can see the folds of the steel i'm i'm really interested by stuff like historical shit where we still can't do it as well as they did it back then like I'm sure now Damascus steel doesn't mean shit like I'm sure we can do way better stuff

but I don't know if this is a myth either but the Roman concrete one apparently Romans made concrete in a way that was thousands and thousands of years ahead of its time and it took a modern man a little while to figure out how exactly to create roman concrete like what they used for aqueducts

and that shit portland cement yeah yeah i've heard that as well those roads are still there in a lot of cases as ancient roman roads that's that's interesting like that seeing that stuff is like it's it's fun to see where we were with the romans and then the dark ages came and then the renaissance afterwards and to think like did that happen again a couple of times throughout our history and we forgot about it i like that sort of sci-fi kind of thought process it's like oh maybe we maybe we had airplanes and then we our cities went to nothing and then they've come back again like i like that stuff yeah it's interesting like i like to believe in the the jews down at the the the core of the earth it's just it's just you know you like to know they're

there yeah watching over you yeah if you uh don't answer this too quickly because there are worse answers like if you had to go back in time at least a hundred years and live your life from like birth to to death in another era somewhere and to fix this you are the ethnicity and race of whatever the majority is at the time so if you said oh i want to be in the ming dynasty or whatever you wouldn't go back as a white guy because that wouldn't pan out well you'd go back as a chinese guy or if you wanted to be like in the zulu uh horde for some i can't imagine why but maybe you'd want to you'd go back as a chinese guy or if you wanted to be like in the zulu uh horde for some i can't imagine why but maybe you'd want to you'd be a zulu so where where and when would you go to live your whole life i think if you go back to like italy like around leonardo da vinci's time like

around the renaissance when you had all this like crazy like uh paint all the art and all the invention and stuff. That seems like an okay time to be around. Just don't start talking about a geosynchronous universe or anything. Yeah, you know, just yeah, we all rotate. Everything rotates us. That's how it works.

Sure, sure, I'll buy in. Don't burn me. Don't burn me. As long as you buy into that horse shit and don't mess with the Catholic church, seems like sanitation's okay. Infrastructure is there. You could get some sort of employment as a knowledge. I don't know if we're in this fantasy we're carrying along our current brains with us back then, but we could figure some stuff out.

We'd probably know how to make shoes better than anybody. No, no, no. You've got to put a little sole on the bottom. You're just wearing moccasins? Come here, come here. You'd be the best cobbler ever. You've got cobbler tech in your brain. You just know how things should look, even if you don't know why.

You could come up with some sort of employment. I'd go there. Renaissance, Spain, Italy, somewhere like that. How about you, Queb? Where would you go? Amsterdam, 1500s. i'd be sailing a bit building building the canals i don't know i probably wouldn't be in the slave trade part i'd much rather be in the spices part oh so that's only probably right yeah i don't know

i mean i probably wouldn't be in the slave part but i mean a job's a job i mean i'm not necessarily in favor of slave free but when it comes right down to it it's way better than that spice money yeah i mean i'm not trying to sell to indians for the rest of my life you know yeah i like being a the weed business. Yeah. Oh, yeah. You'd be selling that kind of spice all around the world.

That'd probably get your hands cut off back in the day, right? Or has Amsterdam always been cool? I actually don't know. They've been cool for a while, but I'm not that involved. Maybe if you went back and were a conquistador, right? It seems like those guys who rode over from spain over to the nuke over to south america like you know those guys had never seen a horse before and certainly not a man on a horse so they saw you on a horse with armor and

they thought you were one gigantic godlike being like you could get some shit done as a how disappointing was that for the first guy as they they're like, oh, these great beasts! And then the guy just hops off the horse and they're like, oh. It's a guy on a big dog. That must have been terrifying to see a thousand pound intelligent thing coming at you all, silver and shiny and your arrows or whatever the fuck bounce off. And he's got a three foot long razor sharp sword or whatever like the technology gap has rarely been so uh so substantial and in human like confrontation i think i think what do you want to go uh if my mic's working out i want

to cheat i want to like like oh how far back do i have to go does the 70s work you know like because i have a lot it's got to be 100 years or more yeah fuck um i pick 100 years because you wouldn't want to go just 100 because then you die in one of the wars it's so i'm thinking that that's 1917. Fuck it. I guess I'm going to go 1849. With the rush out west. And join that adventure. 550,000 of your comrades are about to bite it.

I hear you. Lots of pussy after that, I bet. nobody ever talks about that how much pussy was their post-civil war damn i would love to know what the ratio of men to women was at that point in time it had we had to be like a it had to be like 60 to 40 or something right right and you wouldn't want the general ratio you'd want the ratio in your age group right because like that it's your peers that are dying not 50 year olds they're just back home watching damn i don't know about that man it would suck to go in back a day like like every day we live in the day is better than any of the other days behind it and it has been for so long i think one day that might change and and

i was talking about this with my dad a couple days ago. We're talking about, like, do we ever think that society will break down? Will we ever? We've been on this upward climb for so long. And by we, I mean humanity or the United States, however you want to look at that. We kind of see ourselves as the leader of humanity, whether you guys like it or not. And so, like, will we ever plateau or or go back down you know like yeah you'll be calling on us when the hordes coming are coming what will we do without any weapons

i mean we're the dutch we've survived for so long yeah the dutch will be fine just give them a cookie and a nice place to sleep I think I would want to go back to... I didn't research it, so I don't know exactly the year. But I want to go back to when the Roman Empire was using steel, but the people they were fighting off were using bronze. And I would want to be on the Roman side because you'd get dope shit like aqueducts like you have to remember Rome like if you lived in Rome a thousand or fifteen hundred years ago or whatever not

fifteen hundred I guess two thousand years ago now like that there were no cities like that that luxurious for like a thousand years afterward like they we lost so much shit in the dark ages like we didn't have running water we didn't have toilets the way they did. It just sucked. So I feel like you'd get in before the shit as long as you were with Rome and then if you had to fight, because you had to get conscripted into the battle, you would at least get steel. So if you're fighting somebody with a

bronze sword, it's going to be like nicking their sword and chopping it in half eventually. Yeah, you still have to do hand-to-hand sword combat, which would suck a dick. That would be awful. But. Is it going to be that helpful? I get that my medals better, but what if you're more skilled? I think I'm still.

See, if you're more skilled, that makes a difference. But keep in mind, this isn't me going back in time with my sword play right now i'm a horrible sword fighter i've never done it but if i'm born in rome and i come up with a centurion yes you have to start there so so that's how it would work i think it's a good idea i think it's a better idea than hanging out and being of battle age right before the civil War. I'm going to go out on a limb and say that. You guys just aren't joining the gold rush with me. That's what I wanted to do. Go camping.

The gold rush sounds cool. No, I'm with you on that. But I think the smart thing to do is get out there and get yourself a whorehouse, right? That'd be what I would want to do. I ain't taking no Oregon Trail bullshit either. I played that PC game enough as a kid to know I'm just going to get cholera and or break my leg forging the river and that's bullshit so i'm gonna take the

long boat across uh you know below south america and come up over there around the san francisco where my bitches get myself a whorehouse established and it's gonna be like the gold rush whorehouse and like you know free bath with every fuck and you know we be like the gold rush whorehouse and like, you know, free bath with every fuck. And, you know, we're collecting the gold out of your bath water and stuff. They're paying me in gold dust, all the miners. You know, I think you want to be the guy renting out like buckets to the miners and whores to the miners. Like if you try to be the miner, then you got to hope you find some gold. Oh, yeah. I was thinking you sell picks and shovels, right?

That's the cliche. Fuck yeah. Yeah, that is. Yeah, absolutely. But I think open a boot shop and be a once right? That's the cliche. Fuck yeah. Yeah, absolutely. Dude, open a boot shop and be a multimillionaire. But once you got a pick, you got a pick. But they're going to come back to fuck that whore every weekend. As soon as they find a little more gold dust, they're bringing it right to you. They're bringing it right to you and Big Tit Sally.

And she's not keeping it all. Yeah, but you have to keep a close eye on Big Tit Sally. You don't know how many of those whores are hiding away gold dust in their pantaloons that's what they do they they dip their finger in the gold dust and put it in their butthole where you can't get to it and then and then they they they they they take it from their own poop yeah that way they i've heard you call that a they call that a golden egg yeah they do that's what it's probably they probably call it that um i feel like it's not a good idea to put gold dust in your asshole right like it gold is actually antibacterial i don't know if you knew that uh bacteria cannot grow on gold it's uh so i think it would be good i think if we were

completely covered inside and out with gold we'd have no more problems, right? No. No, we'd have a huge number of problems. We'd be covered in gold. We'd sink. Sink? If you were trying to swim. Actually, you couldn't even swim. It'd slough off. You couldn't... People would be cutting

little bits of your skin off, stealing it. Honestly, Kyle, you have good luck walking outside with gold cover i don't i wouldn't walk out with money hanging out of my pockets much less gold glitter like you know what if you got mugged kyle and it turned out you know that you had gold dust on you when you got mugged i would be in the victim blaming camp believe you me and if i get mugged while i'm carrying precious metals about, I expect the same.

Yeah, I guess you got a point. I watched a new movie the other day that I've been putting off for a while. My great hero, Mel Gibson, made a movie called Hacksaw Ridge, which is a true story starring, I believe, Andrew Garfield, who is Spider-Man now,

or was Spider-Man. He's not Spider-Man now. He was Spider-Man. He's not Spider-Man now. He was Spider-Man. I fucking loved it, man. I loved that shit so much. I always tear up and fucking cry when I watch those Medal of Honor stories. When there's a grown-ass man talking about, like, you know, giving

his life, or like, just having this love for his fellow soldier that, like, I was to do whatever it took. And when I hear those stories, I end up crying every time. And this movie did that same thing to me. I'm not going to spoil anything. But he was a Seventh Day Adventist, which is a hardcore sect of Christianity.

So he's a conscientious objector. And this guy is the only conscientious objector to ever win the Congressional Medal of Honor. He did some fantastic things. And the movie doesn't just throw you right into battle. You get this guy's backstory such that it is. And, man, I really, really enjoyed the movie. It's maybe two hours, 15 minutes long, so it's not a quick thing. And Mel Gibson does war well.

If you saw We Were Soldiers, the Vietnam movie that he actually stars in, really gory you know the napalm's melting people and stuff and flesh is peeling off and i think it's important if you're going to do a movie about war that it looked like war you know like this isn't fun this isn't a playground we're in this isn't here just captain america storming in this is war this is some fucked up shit but it's important that we're here because of X, Y, and Z. And then they spell that out. So this guy went through the ringer just trying to get into battle. They wouldn't let him because he wouldn't touch a rifle. They court-martialed him for disobeying a direct order.

The guy says, here, you have to pass with a rifle before you can move along. And he's like, I can't touch that thing. I can't touch it. have to pass with a rifle before you can move along. And he's like, I can't touch that thing. I can't touch it. And so he has to go through a whole court case just to be able to go to war. They were going to send him to Leavenworth

Prison and let him spend the rest of the war in prison. And he barely got out of that. And he got sent to the Pacific, and the things he did in the Pacific were just nothing less than... He does some heroic shit, and everybody sees and hears the stuff he does, and then they have to go back.

Like another... They're like, got to go back. The captain says, I know what you've done, I know what you've given, and I know what you did up there, but we got to go back tomorrow, and nobody will go unless you're with us. Nobody will. And so they're at the base of the cliff the next day, the whole platoon or whatever, I don't know, divisions of men.

And the big boss comes over the radio to the captain. He's like, where are you on that cliffside? And he's like, we're all waiting on Dodds to pray for us. Who the hell is Dodds? And you look over there and like the guy that they call the coward is over there with his Bible. And every single man is waiting on that guy to say a prayer for them before they go up this fucking wall into battle again. And it's just really touching. And at the end, at the very end, once the film is over, you get the real life footage of this man who did these things.

film is over you get the real life footage of this man who did these things and his interactions with the captain who had called him a coward and didn't think that he was fit to go into battle and that man saying to the camera like i thought he was coward i didn't know that he was the bravest man on the planet i didn't know that he was this and that and. The captain's crying and I'm crying. I'm just like, God damn it. Why didn't I just believe it? I'm just fucking tearing up over there. It was excellent. Couldn't recommend Hacksaw Ridge enough. Go watch it.

I got to check that out. That sounds like a movie I would love. Did you like it, Queb? Yes, yes. It's great. I don't know if anybody has seen Dunkirk, which I also thought it was a great movie um nobody i don't i don't i'm very interested in it i meant to go watch it but i love chris finnellan i love the format of 70 millimeter i love all the things that it is except i find that to be a particularly disinteresting and disheartening moment during World War II,

where the Brits and the French get completely outmaneuvered, and they're stuck there on that beach, and it's just a real slaughtering field. And it's not what I want to see. I'm not saying, I just said a moment ago, I don't need my war movies to be like this big Captain America, hoorah, win, win, win, go, go, go, America kind of thing but i also don't want like the worst thing that's ever happened to like the allies or something like that i don't want work i don't want to see like it would be it would be just like watching wake island which was just what happened just following pearl harbor i believe there are a lot of marines on wake island and they got exterminate they killed them all every one of them to the man you know i don't want to hear that story either

not because i have some revisionist history thing it's just like if i'm gonna plunk down some money they got exterminated. They killed them all. Every one of them to the man. I don't want to hear that story either. Not because I have some revisionist history thing. It's just like if I'm going to plunk down some money and sit here for three hours, show me a story I'll enjoy. It was a good movie though. I believe it. Just a sad story.

Especially like World War II, World War I movies. Not as many World War I I guess. But they make you feel sad but also makes you feel like the most intense feeling of thankfulness just like oh my god like that it's by sheer happenstance that i wasn't born in you know 1911 or something and that i didn't have to go fight fighting that like it just is like these people weren't any different than you and me and that's cliche but you have to really think about that

like they weren't any different if they were born in 2000 whatever well not 2000 if they were born you know the same year as we were they'd probably be game of thrones watchers they probably enjoy you know the same sports we do like it's it's just it's easy to dehumanize it because it was so long ago. It's like, oh, those people weren't even people the same way we are. They rode horses and did that shit. I don't know. It's sobering. The scene in Arlington National Cemetery from Saving Private Ryan

when the older version of the man collapses at the grave and starts crying and says, I hope it was enough. I hope it was enough. I'm about to cry now. I'm about to cry now. Tell me I was a good man. Dude, the one that gets me...

His whole family's there and everything. The whole family's there, and when the family's there, it's good because you see he did everything he could to earn this. As he was told by Tom Hanks, earn this. A lot of people die die and you don't know and so the you know spoiler alert for anyone who's never seen saving private ryan you piece of shit

but like and it's the beginning of the movie they make it seem as though the old man is tom hanks you know so you're thinking that tom hanks is good you, and then at the end, you see what's what. It's, that's the greatest war movie ever made, Saving Private Ryan. It's fantastic. The one that gets me, it makes me tear up more than anything, is the end of Band of Brothers, when Lieutenant Winters is talking about, you know, with his family, where he's like, my grandson asked me, he said, Grandpa, were you a hero in the war? And Grandpa said, no, but I served in a company of heroes. And it's like, oh, oh, you did. No, but you are a hero, Lieutenant Winters.

You are. And it's like, oh, but it's so sad. I'm due for a rewatch of Band of Brothers. Are you a little regretful that, do you think you'll ever do anything with your life that's that important that those guys did? Oh my god, there's not a chance. I ordered $80 of candle making supplies. Right? I honestly

believe that's a little bit of the problem with our generation is like we may never do anything that fucking important. Like, I almost, we may never, you know can we can live our lives the best we can and we can make families and we can we can do the best for those we care about we try to leave the world in a better place than we found it but not like those guys that stormed

fucking beaches and and killed nazis not not like those guys who gave their blood and their lives and their limbs and and their sanity to to like fighting for for everything they believed in there's a part in this um hacksaw ridge movie where uh during the the court proceedings or whatever they ask uh garfield they're like why do you want this so bad he's like when the japs attacked pearl harbor i took it personal and there's two fellas in my town that was section f physically unable to to serve they killed themselves i could have took a deferment i had a factory job i want this and it's just like dear god like like would i even feel like that i hope i would like like i'm so proud to hear this fictional guy say those words and you know it felt like that for 9-11 yeah one of my great

grandparents got turned away from world war ii because of flat feet and apparently like if you have flat feet you can't run enough or do the shit they need you to do in the military so they'll turn you away like at the time it was like people didn't go like kyle was saying they weren't like oh woohoo like i don't have to go to war. It was like people were trying to sneak in. They would get turned away and then they'd try again at a different location and try and rig the system. And then sometimes it worked, but a lot of times

they'd be like, I'm sorry, you've got to leave. You have flat feet or you have asthma. You can't be here. And it was like a mark of shame. That was the thing and it was either World War I or World War II. It was called the White Rose or White flower women or something and i believe it was it was either in the u.s or england sorry for how fucking bad i'm butchering this but it was basically a group of women who would go up to men who were of fighting age while the war was going on and hand

them flowers in public to publicly shame the white the white feather thank you chis that was world war one and they would hand you a white feather uh as a way of like labeling you as a coward and imagine that feeling of having of being publicly shamed if you tried to get into the military three times and you got turned away because of flat feet like no wonder so many of these people killed themselves like it was seen as their whole value like obviously at the time there wasn't an internet where you could look up opposing points of view so propaganda is probably more effective although that can be argued now that the internet's just facilitated for the use of propaganda but not for like the pro-military one as much yeah you only have one viewpoint such a different world such a yeah that that's i i didn't know that thing about the flower that that or the the feather that's uh

that that would be rough you'd want to be like wearing I think I've read something about maybe the guys had something they could wear to signify that there's something wrong with them right? like you would think there'd be something like that that you could put on a green hat and everybody would know

his spine doesn't work he's got heart murmur they won't let you in that's the thing we were talking about gangs or legends of the fall a few weeks ago that brad pitt movie that's kind of uh where he goes to world war one with like the apache like mentality and he starts cutting hearts out and like scalping germans and shit um there's a part in that where like they want to that's how they got into world war one because the u.s hadn't entered yet i think they

they went to canada and enlisted as canadians and went and fought you know like like that's how badly they wanted in that's how badly they fought wanted to fight for you know the right yeah it's it really makes you thankful that you're born in a time like now where you know if you go to war it still can be very horrific and whatnot but like imagine going to war in world war one or or like if you had a spear or something good god how how fucking awful would it have been if you're just the guy in the first line in a phalanx really okay break that down break that down all right so here's the thing. If you watch enough modern combat videos and you see what's actually happening in those crazy

ISIS GoPro shit, it doesn't matter how good of a soldier you are. It doesn't matter how much you practiced. It doesn't matter. Practice? What are you talking about? Practice? It doesn't matter. Because that grenade could land here. A bullet from two miles away could

fall a helicopter could shoot you from 1700 meters it's just over but back then there was a time where if you were if you were if you practiced if you were trained you were an elite thing that could not be countered like like if you look sports today, like, there's guys that you're, like, remember when Barry Bonds used to go up and people just walk him? There would be a Barry Bonds of spears and swords. There would be people, there would be an elite version. There would be Conor McGregor's who you're, like, nobody wants to fuck with that guy. He wades into the enemy and slaughters a dozen at a time. He's just that much better than them. So you could aspire to be that. You could become that with enough practice So you could aspire to be that. You could

become that with enough practice and enough training. You could get good enough that you could almost feel safe, I would imagine. And especially if you could, depending on what war or what generation we're talking about throughout the thousands of years. But my point is today, you could train from the time you're a child. You could wear the most expensive armor, You could train from the time you're a child. You could wear the most expensive armor, have the most expensive armaments. You could be in an F-22, F-35.

Those guys still die sometimes. They die, and there's nothing they can do about it. They just die. Whereas back then, I feel like, I don't know, you could really lead the charge and be a badass. I always wondered that about ancient warfare. If you were someone you're describing, a you're, you're awesome with a sword. How many soldiers can you actually fight off? Like if there are a bunch of average soldiers and three of them approach you, are you actually able to fight three people off? Or is it kind of like if me, and woody all fought joe lozon we'd win like we'd overpower joe and we'd win like and it doesn't matter that he's an expert and that he would trounce any one of us as long as we don't do that video game startup routine whereas you

fight him and get beat up i go like that and wait until you're dead then i run over and then and then i get killed and woody goes like but then again like like i i bet if uh if it's like joe lowes on he'd still be able to take on both all three of you maybe all four of us no way because i well i would imagine positioning right like if all four of us tried to attack him at the same time he's going to position himself so that that's not possible, right? He's going to run in circles, take us on one at a time. I mean, then he would just outrun us until we stop moving, and then he comes at us.

That's the point. That's the point. But I think if we're in a cage with Joe or in a room with Joe, which are the most likely scenarios, like one of us grabs him, and maybe he knocks us unconscious in three seconds of us. Maybe you grab him, like some double-legged thing that wouldn't work because he's sprawling, and he starts dropping elbows on the back of my head, and I'm unconscious now. But in the four seconds that I've tied him up,

Woody and Taylor have laid hands on him. They each have an arm, and they're pummeling him to the ground. You know, like... For his birthday, they try to hold him down and hit him and it takes more than four. There you go. Alright then, fucking kill him.

I think you were doing... Yeah, he might win. It depends. It depends on some factors. I don't know. I've never three-on-one attacked an MMA fighter, but I'd like to. I'd like to think that if we got together and talked about it and didn't tell him it was coming,

we'd take care of it. The birthday stuff is not full speed, right? No one's trying to hurt anybody for that. It might not be a great parallel, but yeah. I would focus on one limb. I'd be like, look guys, that so it might not be a a great you know parallel but yeah i i would focus on one limb i'd be like look guys that left arm's mine that left arm's all mine i'm gonna i'm gonna grab the wrist one thing i'm just gonna try to tie that arm up i'm gonna

like like hug that arm like that that's me i i'm 150 pounds or 160 pounds of me or whatever on that fucking arm and that's all i try to get there try to get to get there. He doesn't hold back. I bet. He'll have a hard time with me and Woody on all sides. It's like a bear surrounded by three wolves. I don't know. Damn it, because the bear might win that.

Scratch that. Because I know enough about animal fights. It's like a large bear surrounded by three smaller bears. So there is... So, fun story. It's poetic of an analogy. We're all larger than he is, just as far as height and weight.

We're all bigger than him. And combined, there's like 500 pounds of us. Yeah, I mean, how much does Joe weigh? He's probably walking around at like 170. Okay. What was that, Woody? 175? I don't know. I said 172.

172, there you go. So, fun story. Every time I'm at a party and people go on about, oh, I've done this martial art and that martial art, I always start talking about how I've done like brazilian jiu jitsu and then you know five minutes later i'm rear naked choking them and i go you know what happened if i if i push through and hold it for 10 seconds they go no no clue and then i grab my phone and i find the woody video where he gets choked out i'm like this is what happens so i

showed him every like i showed everybody you being choked out with'm like this is what happens so i showed him every like i showed everybody you being choked out with how much uh how much experience do you have with brazilian jiu-jitsu i did it for uh three four years oh really i didn't know you've done it for that long did you do any competitions or anything uh yes yes actually i um i won one competition which was overall so it was also some other stuff and then another one which was just fighting which which was pretty funny fun story we had this competition and I won like the first three games or something because it was one day you do like four matches or some shit like that and you win or you don't um and i did

three of my matches and then they said okay well you're go you have to go to the finals now so i'm like okay sure wins the finals they go the finals is the last match of the day so um i had all my fights in the morning and i had to wait like three hours until the finals happened because everybody else had to be placed and then the finals happened and he was actually a guy I trained with. So I knew, like, it was going to get close, like, same height, same, like, body build and stuff. But he was, I knew the guy, and he was, like, all, like, frustrated. He had to wait for so long.

So we, you know, we did the fist fight thingy, blah, blah, blah, whatever, the fist bump. So he straightaway went for my legs in which i responded with a beautiful sprawl um and then i did a 180 jumped on his back rear naked choke with my with my legs in them locked in and then um i started choking him out right and i i know my joke and like I know when she gets you know like when you get lightheaded so I'm choking him out for like five seconds straight or ten seconds straight but not too hard and I'm like did this guy pass out right so I go are you alright like how are you doing but it was like super silent in

the in the room so the entire audience started laughing and he's like because he would turned all purple and shit he's like yeah i'm fine i'm fine in which i just proceeded to like full-on like show him out and then um and then obviously uh it won't take long and he tapped out so that's that was like the best fight I've ever had I never used because I did Brazilian Jiu Jitsu and Wing Chun Kung Fu since I went

to practice it when I don't know a few years ago I never had never got into a fight ever I've had people like trying to attack me and it's like you just do a step back and they're like they don't know what they're doing so let's just walk away.

You've had people try and start shit with you before? Yeah, yeah. I always do the I don't know if you guys Yeah, like Leona Machida over there. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Calm down. And then bam, you get like one in his face. You go, you go little calm down and then bam you got like a one in his face you go you go calm down look at your shoe and i can't even divorce but i've i've had many people like trying to start fights but i'm a really calm calm cool guy

so like to piss me off you have to either hit my mom or hit my girlfriend picture that some guy talking shit on you and you're like i bet you think you're a tough cookie i mean i mean it doesn't matter if like somebody's trying to start a fight i'm like i'm always like well let's let's go home chill in the jacuzzi on the balcony uh watch my bitcoin go up in price while you know more people watch my etv it's like i'm i mean my life is not like really not that bad so i don't mind if somebody calls me names or whatever was it have a good day i know my audio is not great but does it make you more inclined to stand up for yourself like if someone cuts in front of you in line and you're like hey you oh Oh yeah, okay, so

So here's here's something something funny. They always say the Dutch are very honest So if you do something like I'm not gonna be quiet I'll just straight-up tell them and I don't care who the fuck it is who's cutting in line I'll just be like excuse me my lady. Yeah, but whatever I mean just in general uh somebody's not not following the rules i'll i'll call them out on it if they make a big problem out of it you know i'll be the first person to say okay sure whatever yeah i'm not gonna fight you over a spot in the line taylor

and i were talking about this the other day because i think he's looking to add some sort of combat sport to his workout regimen. He was talking about boxing and like, I don't know much about anything. But what I what I think is that you'll hate boxing because you get punched in the head a lot and I wouldn't do my jam and you can't go full speed without getting that headache. And it's all about you getting punched in the head for a long time, I think. Yeah, it's about cardio. not fun cardio whereas bjj realized that it was like oh i'm gonna do whichever i'm gonna like brazilian jiu-jitsu all it took was like 10 minutes of research until i was like okay that makes a lot more sense than boxing like boxing does seem

grueling like the cardio you have to be able to do but the problem with brazilian jujitsu is it's more of a fun thing because when you're on the streets you're not gonna fucking rip out it like get this guy in a guard position and an arm bar or whatever no on the streets you want to fucking beat somebody up or get out of there you know so it really depends what you want to what you want to achieve i would I would recommend something like Kung Fu or some other shit. Every street fight I've ever seen went to the ground. I definitely don't want to.

I'm not doing this so I can get in street fights. I just kind of think it might be fun. Who knows? I don't want to get in fights on the street. It's a notoriously bad idea. Yeah. I will say it's humbling. bad idea yeah it's especially if you don't know bjj choice i will say it's humbling like i it was months before i beat anybody after i joined there was a big like

gap of anyone else joining so i just got my ass kicked forever you know everyone that's how you learn right so that's good yeah have you seen those videos where like the black belts go undercover and like whip everybody's asses? Those are fun. At the end of the class, after he's tapped 30 guys, they're like, just so you guys know, this is Carlos. After he's tapped the teacher. Yeah, he's not just a black belt, but he's a world-class black belt. He's popping his purple belts up.

I don't want to... I feel like, and this is maybe just silly and stupid and not understanding fighting sports correctly, but I feel like it'd be a little less intimidating to go into it if I weighed like 150 or something. But the fact that I weigh like 200 pounds, I feel like the people they'd be putting me up against are going to be like jacked and like big, like way stronger. You go by height a lot in regular ways. I guess that's maybe just for me because nobody was as tall as me except for one guy. He was 6'4". It was me and a 6'4 guy and everybody else was 5'9

or 5'10". That sucked. What I didn't like was whenever we were doing drills or roll with somebody who was really young. Somebody who was like 20 or 19. These dudes will fucking double leg you like we're in the cage.

It's like, whoa, whoa, we're just practicing. The reason you're double legging me is so that I can practice falling. This isn't about you hurting me, bro. Take a chill pill. Bill Burr has a funny... He talked about this in his podcast years ago where he was like, when I was younger,

I got into boxing at a gym to get in better shape or something. And Charlie Murphy, Eddie Murphy's late older brother, told me, told Bill, hey, you're going to be doing that there for about three weeks. And someone's going to come up to you and say you look really good and they want to spar with you. Don't get in the ring with that guy. It's a guy who wants to try out new shit on you and beat the fuck out of you he's lying you don't look good you've been doing it for a little bit don't believe him and bill is like and sure enough i was there for five weeks and this giant guy came up to me in the middle

of the fight and uh my my box in the bag and goes man i've been seeing you here recently you're really getting good at this and uh so i told him oh yeah you want to hop in the bag and goes, man, I've been seeing you here recently. You're really getting good at this. And so I told him, oh yeah, you want to hop in the ring with me, I bet, right? Try a bunch of stuff you don't want to try on the good guys. And then the guy just laughed. So he was going to do that. He was going to take the ring and beat the shit out of me.

And it was like, oh fuck, like if I ever went to a gym and someone was like nice enough to say that I looked like I was doing well, my first thought would be would be like oh like that's nice of them like maybe they like know some tips or something to help out like no they just want to beat the shit out of you and try some new like scissor moon copter elbow or something so i don't know i thought that was fun but yeah uh boxing is a no-go I'm not doing that if I do one probably BJJ seems to be the most

popular and the most classes have that so and that's pretty good cardio too right yeah yeah yeah it's what I never like you do like 20 we always did like 20 minutes of fucking cardio before we

even started like getting on the mats and working with each other or doing drills or anything um and i think part of that is because you need some cardio if you're going to do anything and part of it was to slow everybody down so that you weren't just like ready to fucking like tear into somebody everybody was a little a little their muscles had already like gotten a little lactic acid going so like i don't know when you're when you're reaching and grabbing for legs and stuff you're not snatching people around and they're not jerking stuff and like i i really enjoyed it i i the reason i stopped doing it wasn't because i wasn't enjoying i just didn't have time anymore i didn't have time to do it at the time but it's 45 wrestling because i did

wrestling for a couple of years like if it's similar to that like i kind of have a feel for it right like that level of exhaustion and tiredness and i don't know anything about wrestling i i think that wrestlers tend to work even harder than brazilian jiu-jitsu guys do why is that it seems like they're like really similar uh you know doing it exactly right whereas wrestlers tend to be a little more explosive and uh yeah a lot of times wrestlers have better athletes than brazilian jiu-jitsu classes too but a lot of it like the skills that you've will translate they'll just be things to adjust and you'll probably like your take ones will lead to you getting guillotines until you make some adjustments. But you'll start, you know, a step ahead than someone without wrestling.

Yeah, I think I'll do that. It sounds fun. Sounds like a good way to feel more confident if you see someone with a knife coming at you. But even then, I feel like I could be like a world champion jiu-jitsu master. And if someone's coming at me with a knife, I'm just going to sprint away. But then I'll have the cardio to escape, so there you go. Because right now,

I'd make it 50 yards down the road and be like, just stab me. That's what they said the first time I was going for my belt upgrade or whatever exam. They go they go okay so what do you do if someone's standing in front of you and he's

punching you want to fight and he's punching towards your nose and I'm going like so you do that or whatever and then you attack him or or this and that they go no wrong you run away it's the best like if you can avoid the fight if the if you can't then you gotta beat somebody up I read an article about some maniac in Florida who pulled a gun on a martial arts instructor

He was like what over he was watching his kids like get training from a martial artist the whole time like spouting off How martial arts don't work and then I think someone asked the instructor, like, well, what about a gun? And the guy was like, well, you won't always be able to get a gun out fast enough, and people can take a gun away from you. And to which the father hears this, draws his own fucking gun and points it at the instructor

and says, you'd be dead right now if I wanted you to be. I'm locked and loaded. Take it away. And it's just like, Whoa! What a fucking maniac. He got in a lot of trouble. You shouldn't be able to take loaded guns out and point them at people to make your

argument a little more poignant. Like if you just point his fingers, he's like, well, what if this was a gun? Take it away. That would have made the point, right? But he pulled out a gun that was locked and loaded and tells everybody in his children's like karate class i'm assuming and this guy's like a like an intern giving yeah like what a badass he is summer six feet away there's a bunch of sixth graders breaking balsa wood you know he pulls

out a gun have you seen the men who stare Stare at Goats with George Clooney? I watched the first 20 minutes of that, thought it was beyond retarded, and I turned it off. It's a true story, bro. It's a true story. They had those guys down at Fort Bragg or somewhere staring at goats. And apparently one of the goats died. And all of that shit is true. Like the guy who wrote the book, dude, the guy who wrote the book that that movie was based on was on rogan the other Day, and he was laying all this shit out there

He was talking about traveling around to like these fake Kung-Fu experts and shit and like this one guy who? Was supposedly the goat starer who could kill the goat with the stare like he went to that guy's house and the guy had Supposedly had video of him killing a hamster and so they play the video and he's like yes So the hamsters on the wheel and this guy starts staring at it right and then the hamster gets off the wheel and it falls over and i'm like whoa well then the hamster gets up and it's fine and i was like wait a minute he's he's not dead at all he was just sleepy and apparently there was another story of how like like i blinked general like this this brigadier general in the army believed in it so much like this guy who was in charge of 17 000 men or

something that uh he thought he was trying to run through walls and i mean that literally like like like he said he had this conversation with this this brigadier general and the guy was like do you know what atoms are made out of mostly empty space you know what that wall's made out of atoms and he was trying to run through the wall like like with some sort of focus and he kept busting his nose and his nose was all fucked up but he was going through a divorce so like everybody assumed his wife's like beating him up but it's really him in his goddamn office like trying to run through the wall and back his head on the wall but why would you have to run look dude why

are you asking couldn't you just walk towards the wall and like put a foot out and be like hey you know what idiot your nose is also made of mostly empty space and your head behind it clearly but that shoe you're wearing is too maybe try and put your fucking foot through the wall you fucking mongoloid like i don't know it doesn't make sense yeah if i thought i had magic powers to run through walls i would dip my toe in first you bet your ass i wouldn't go gallivanting into one like harry potter yeah that's first thing um and then that led them of course that that led rogan and this guest to start looking at some of the videos that we've all seen of the fake martial artists being thrown against an MMA guy. They go like, whoa! Like puppets, like making them dance.

That guy believed his own shit. That's the thing that I had to tell my dad about the other day. I was like, no, no, no. They believe it. I was like, they believe they can do this and that and he was like but they can't can they like that's all horse shit right and i'm like yeah it is but they don't know it and this one guy lays puts like five grand up he's like five thousand dollars to any man who can defeat me and you know he's one of these like you know mess with your mind tai chi guys or something like a 60 year old man flipping dozens of students around with his mind and shit and he gets in there with

some dude with orange sneakers and the guy comes up and you know pops him in the nose he's like oh you okay and he's over there looking at the blood and stuff and then like that guy got head kicked the way i remember it like like he took maybe i don't know they got like a clench and like he got his hand behind the guy's head and like socked him maybe three punches to the face, and then followed it up with a left kick to the nose. Dude was 60 or so, just dropped him. It's hard to watch. It made me think of this.

It seemed a little cruel, didn't it? I'm sorry, my connection must be terrible. I was saying that video seemed cruel, didn't it? It seemed cruel. Like he should have been nicer. I'm sorry. My connection must be terrible. I was saying that video seemed cruel, didn't it? It seemed cruel. Like you should have been nicer. I've seen two different ones. One of them was more cruel than the other. I want to say it was the guy that I'm describing with the orange sneakers,

the one who head kicked the guy, seemed unnecessary to me to head kick him. To be honest, I haven't done really any stand-up training at all other than what i did in those few months that mma class but i think i'd beat that guy up i think i can i think i'm punched better than him my arms are so much longer i think any of us could out strike that old 60 year old man who had a fake martial art and they threw uh like a 25 year old stud in there you talk about how joe loosens up and those shoulders are rolling and

the feet are dancing and just popping. That's how he looked. He came in and looked the part and he acted the part. He beat that old dude up pretty badly. I thought it was a little much. It was farther than I personally would have gone, especially if I were as trained as that guy.

Shit, he learned his lesson. If you don't buy into it and you're a fraud then beating them up severely is not that bad if they genuinely do buy into it then they're like a little bit mentally ill you know and so beating up a guy who thinks he has wizardry when he is just a maniac in you know clothes that look like they were stolen off of some 18th century clothesline like that's not good like you're he needs to be humiliated but if you head kick that guy you're really just head kicking a deranged old man you know that's right that made me think of this uh snake charmer shit uh these i don't know what segment of Christianity it is, but it's in Appalachia,

and they handle snakes. Have you all heard about this? I guarantee Kyle has. I'm at 39 seconds. Nope. All right, so this is a real thing. At 39 seconds, I'm ready to go anytime if you guys are. Okay, I'm ready. We don't have to watch the whole thing,

just like a little bit. All right, three, two, one'm ready. We don't have to watch the whole thing, just like a little bit. Alright, three, two, one, go. Those are rattlesnakes, aren't they? Yeah, they're rattlesnakes. It's a guy in a purple vest jumping up and down at a church service, holding

on to snakes. I just had the sound muted because it doesn't matter as much. Now a woman just came over and grabbed the snakes from him. And as soon as you pick up the snakes, you have to jump around to agitate them, I believe, to show that you're not afraid that they're going to bite you. Oh, it's awful. He's got a handful

of snakes, people. I mean, he's got like six in one hand and they range from two feet long to four feet long. Oh, Jesus Christ. That one looks dead, frankly. It's just sick of this. No, no, I see it.

It's moving. It's moving. It's just sick of this. It's just sick of this. You know, that's what I think is happening. You want to know my take on this? I think that, so, I never did it, but I knew a lot of guys who did this bird dogging thing

where they plant birds in a field, and then you practice going out there with your bird dog. The dog has to find it, point at it, and then make it fly, and then you shoot it successfully, and that's like a perfect thing. And then all of that is timed, and you're based on if you miss any, et cetera, et cetera. It's a sport, kind of. and you're based on if you miss any, etc., etc. It's a sport, kind of. When they place these birds,

they'll put them in a bag and hold either end of the bag with a hand and spin the bag crazy fast to make these birds super dizzy and drunk. So that when you take them out and put them in the field, placing them, they don't go. They don't leave. They stay there like an Easter egg to be found,

discovered, and killed. I think something like that's happening here. I bet they these snakes get as much venom as they can and then like some Someone's in the back holding them by the rattle just like whooping them around and around Maybe they hit the wall a few times on the way in too. Like those snakes did not look like they were with it No, they did Go ahead buddy. Sorry you go. I was gonna agree with kyle like those snakes looked like they were with it. They did. Go ahead, Woody. Sorry. I was going to agree with Kyle. Those snakes looked like they were sleepy or something. With the music, you know, I bet they don't like music.

So I would think they'd be more agitated. And that's what I'd do, I know. If I were them, like, you got the snakes good and drunk? Oh, yeah. They are fucked. Well, I hope they all don't die tonight that last batch was expensive

like shake them until they're almost dead as far as I'm concerned some of them do milk the snakes clearly and get rid of the venom and the truly faithful do not this guy the title of this article is

months after snake handling preacher's death his son is recovering from a snake bite so uh yes snake handling preacher cody coots got scared when the six foot long rattler bit his right hand early monday just three months ago his father died within minutes of being bitten by a rattlesnake during a service at his middlesborough church uh the loss was still fresh for his friends and family yeah that like you frankly you kind of deserve it if you're futzing around with snakes three months after your dad died from handling a snake like clearly god's not on your side god wasn't on any side because he didn't believe but clearly i daddy i'm coming you have to have faith yeah i can see you daddy i'm coming i can see him like sucking the poison up it ain't that bad folks the lord will provide

well lord will provide like lord will provide turn the ac up it is hot in here you know who do you think was more embarrassed like the preacher who's up there talking about like you know the lord i believe in the lord and then gets bit by the rattler or that like federal agent who was like show doing the gun control thing and then shot himself in the leg and in the school who do you think was more embarrassed oh man probably the pastor because you know that he was showboating and being like if you have faith in the lord there is nothing that can oh oh god no no nothing not even the venom of not even the venom of a snake can keep oh i'm gonna pass out from the love of the Lord That shit like whereas the gun guy I remember that clip he handled it well

aside from the shooting himself in the foot, but he shot himself in the foot and then immediately realized we did and did like the Okay, it's my fault. You know, I'm the guy with the gun. Yeah Just goes to show you accidents can happen to anybody. It's like, bro, you going to try to keep going? It becomes clear. Yes, he is. He's like, now this is an assault rifle. Everybody's like, no!

He's like, it's not loaded. It's not loaded. One of the kids is like, that's what you said about the pistol! Are you guys talking about the one where he actually shoots himself? Actually shoots himself. Okay. Have you guys seen the sheriff or the cop who's like quick drawing on a target that's point blank? He shoots himself.

He's like, I just shot myself. I just shot myself i just shot myself have you guys seen the one where somebody gets a gun and then talking about some stuff and then it just shoots and they go where did you uh was this intentionally that he goes yeah yeah like this was supposed to happen that's recent yeah i saw that yeah wait was it like a gun instructional i have a video here it's a good video or I have the video here. It's a good video or clip. Real quick before we watch this, Woody, how are you holding up?

I'm doing... I hurt a little. I don't know. Can you guys hear me okay? I get the vibe that I'm delayed or something. Yeah, it's in and out a little bit. But I can hear you now. But right now you're loud and strong. Sometimes it hurts. uh i'm sleepy and but like i i'm hoping it's the incision against the cast that is the pain

and not the metal plate which would imply like i'll never get better i don't know that's where i am you'll get better don't worry about it right now like it's it's fresh space age technology that they're using to fuse that back together so this is ski country so it should be like broken angle capital of the world you know lake tahoe they these guys do this all the time yeah they see ankles that are pulverized like not just broken in a couple places so yeah you're gonna be good you'll be flying again before you know it in the tricycle maybe all right i'm already on this thing oh yeah he fucks up right away oh i think i have seen this are we queuing up at zero you guys started already

Alright I'm ready three two one play You're gonna push with your right and pull with your left. Focus on that front sight tip. Now if you want on this 44 Magna, you can shoot in single action. And then play trigger ball. Did you mean to do that? Yeah. Yeah, I meant it. He's like, my arm, my knowledge. Oh, yeah, he like clipped himself right in the nose with it, didn't he?

What? oh yeah he like clipped himself right in the nose with it yeah what yeah what uh you have the most experience with guns what do you do if you see an instructor do that do you leave immediately yeah yeah uh uh yeah i i leave the room immediately and i don't go back that would terrify me a lot um it's it's not that he did anything crazy stupid it's just he should have his finger off the trigger and he should have known the trigger off the trigger and he should have known the trigger pull on that gun. He should have known those things going in really well. He should know that. What did he do wrong?

Why did it kick back as much as it did? Because he wasn't ready for it to go off. He was just holding it like this. He was demonstrating it with his finger on the trigger and he wasn't prepared for it to go off. He was probably tightening up, probably taking some of the slack out of the trigger and he didn't prepared for either for it to go off he was probably tightening up probably taking some of the slack out of the trigger and he didn't know anything about that gun he hadn't shot that gun enough to know what was about to happen and it just went off and the recoil brought

the barrel back could have you know when that happens you could put it it always ends comically on on the internet right when that particular kind of accident happens i've always seen it in comically but if that barrel hits you in the eyeball or something or hits the bridge of your nose just right, it's going to really thump you. And it's always a funny thing. Did he have a bloody nostril? Did I see that?

Am I crazy? I couldn't tell if he was bloody or not. It was clear that he was incredibly fucking shaken up and that he knew exactly what he did wrong. He pulled the hammer back on it and then put his finger in the trigger guard while looking around and, like, not even having it, like, pointed down in range.

It was pointed up. Like, that bullet's in the ceiling. Yeah. Or shot right through the ceiling or whatever steel plate they have up there. Yeah. Like, yeah, that's no... People do that all the time.

Like, to Kyle's point... Oh, go ahead. A testament to, to like stupidity if you ever want to see it if you ever go to one of these shooting ranges that looks like that an indoor range look up when you get in there look up above you like like think what if I were to

if just keep in mind hundreds or thousands of people have stood right where you're standing with the gun if you're in the lane or whatever how could I fuck up if I were a god damn retard oh yeah I could shoot the ceiling right above me i remember like going into the shooting range and if you go to the shooting range in athens georgia uh uh next to franklin sporting goods that that go all the way to the lane on the right and look straight up and you'll see where someone's desert eagle got away from them and they went and like peppered the ceiling all the way up to like

directly above you where they put a 50 cal right into the steel plate up there jesus there's a like all the ones that we're talking about now where it's like the gun thing they they end or the pistol ones they end silly but remember like i think it was like maybe just two years ago or so there was this that little girl who was shooting a mini Uzi at a gun range, and the instructor had his head right down next to where the girl was shooting, and then she just

went right over there and killed the guy. Do you remember that? Yeah, I remember that. There was an incident. Those things happen so rarely that they stand out in my mind i have them memorized there was a time at knob creek where a minigun torqued uh you know as the barrels are spinning and and it's it's a different kind of recoil instead of falling backwards it went

sideways and it wasn't sandbagged down on the tripod right and the gun didn't hurt anyone but it's a very heavy weapon system the tripod hit a kid in the head uh as it rolled over and killed that kid. From the weight of it. Jesus. The gun is so heavy that a grown man could barely lift it, but then that is sat on a tripod system that is very, very hardy and sturdy.

It's sandbagged down at all three of the points heavily. I've never done it, but i've seen it and it looks like there's like 100 pounds on each bag and apparently it wasn't weighted correctly and so as it torqued and flipped over the leg came up and over and struck uh the i believe it was a i know it was a child but i thought it was a girl in the head killed her outright oh it's awful. Yeah. I'm fortunate. I mean, I guess, what's the worst gun mishap you guys have ever seen in person?

If you've seen any good ones. I can't really think of any good ones other than like the occasional barrel sweep where you have to go, hey, hey, hey, hey, and push it back. I saw a shotgun exploded in my dad's hands one time. But that was nobody's fault. That was an unseated primer. The shotgun shell basically exploded in the chamber before it got in the barrel. And it was a Remington 1187. Remington was like, we'll take that back and send you a brand new one.

And we were like, we like our souvenir. They didn't want it to be in existence. They're like, we don't really like that to be there. Because you look at it and it's blown apart. It's all swollen and the wood is split. I remember an unseated primer. And so as he was shooting skeet, I was throwing the skeet. And he just went, boom!

And he went, ah! And threw the gun on the skeet and he just went and he went ah and like threw the gun on the ground he's like looking at himself to see if there's holes i was a kid at the time and i'm like you have ruined that shotgun the shotgun what about me there's like there's like pellet bruises all over him we're like you know because there's no barrel to like focus. The shell just exploded in the chamber and blew shit everywhere. So it's not bullet wounds. It's just half-ass bullet wounds. It just stung him really badly on his arms.

But that's the worst, I think. Mine was just a near problem. I was with Kyle, and I was with Wings. We went to his house, and Wings was teaching his girlfriend at the time how to shoot. So she's shooting a tree and we're not downrange. We're like 45 degrees off and I don't have Kyle's gun experience. I don't even

have what I have today. I didn't recognize the danger and Kyle's like, you know, we should move. And later that day, we started shooting guns with tracers and that opened my eyes to how after a bullet hits something, it doesn't necessarily just vanish and disappear into nothing. It goes somewhere. And I'm watching where these tracers are going.

And it was like, oh, my gosh. Like, we were in real ricochet territory as he was teaching her how to shoot. And Kyle had to move and we got out of the way. So that and then the other gun mish move and we got out of the way. So that and then the other gun mishap, another wings thing with the TV. There wasn't even any bullets involved, but he was showing off his bayonet. His bayonet, right? Yeah.

Do you think he did that on purpose? No. No, I think. I don't think so. Do you? Well, the YouTube video. I can imagine a situation where the TV broke and he was like, what am I going to do with that old TV? Oh, I know. I'll make myself a viral video. The one thing...

He titled it Fat Guy Bayonets TV or something. Chiz just commented and said I was watching the whole stream at the time. It was a real fuck up. It's from a live stream. I didn't think that he faked it.

It seemed like a genuine reaction a genuine reaction if anything he seemed not as upset as i figured because like obviously i've seen him like throw controllers and stuff and like i feel like the the amount of anger it takes to throw a controller that's not even a tenth of the way of destroying a nice tv at least for me like but i the thing about it is it he so completely was responsible for it right there's nobody to blame when you poke your tv with the bayonet it's just like well i fucked up you know there was no lag involved there was it was just like well you know you can't call that in on your homeowner's insurance yeah i think uh the the the the army of northern aggression came down and stabbed my shop tv they have deprived me of my viewing pleasures oh that's what i wanted to go to next so hbo the creators of game of thrones of course, are making this show called The Confederacy,

which is what would have happened if the South had won their secession goals, stayed the South, and carried slavery on until the current day, right? You think they're still going to make that show with the racial tensions the way they are with what we just saw in Charlottesville? Do you think they'll still make that show? Because it's the makers of Game of Thrones, right? So that thing's years out.

Right? That's going to be a 2019 show? Sure, yeah. So I think this will all be ancient history by then. Maybe so, yeah. But it seems like race relations have been poor for a while. I don't know.

It just seems like... I don't know. If now is the time for funding, if now is the time when money needs to be allocated and producers need to be brought on board or you need to sell this to this guy or that guy or this big wig or that big wig if there are people who are still needing to sign off on a show called the confederacy

i mean they're ripping down statues left and right i saw him in baltimore taking down stonewall and robert e lee i think um and you know i i don't really care i wonder what happens to the statues that's the only thing not that i think that there's some i think they're pretty like forget who they are of it's a work of art you know even if it were forget who it is like like hey you're not gonna just like let away one of us it's a well-done bronze statue yeah like those look nice like if you're just gonna throw it away i mean wouldn't you stick it in your yard and like change the face like remember how on sopros, like Paul got that picture of Tony and he like had it repainted a little bit

so it wasn't so imposing. Like maybe look at his general. Maybe look at his general with like a full military garb on. He's like a field marshal or something. A little Napoleon-esque. Like maybe do that to Stonewall and just stick him out in your yard.

Like how cool would that be next to your pool or something? Like if you had Stonewall Jackson up there, eight feet tall on his horse, just a fountain of water coming out of his mouth or something, because now he's holding a trident, and he's like, I don't know, some sort of water god or something.

He's going to sell me on it now. I wasn't on board until he had a trident and water coming out of his mouth. This sounds kind of cool. Yeah. Do something cool like make him the Drown God. What coming out of his mouth. This sounds kind of cool. Yeah. Make him the Drowned God. What is Dead May Never Die? You could have some fun with that. I just saw them hauling those statues away on a flatbed and I was wondering, like, where are they going?

You know, I hope they're going to a museum because it's a historical part. I don't think that we did see the new Game of Thrones. Why are you waiting? I'm going to watch it with my dad uh like i said my dad came over the other day and we watched a couple of episodes together and i want to watch it with him and you know also i don't want to like steal it i guess

if that would be seen as some sort of stealing like whenever i asked about how i would get it uh chiz was like do you have or uh the person i asked was like, do you have a U-Torrent? And I was like, nah. We don't do those illegal activities out here. Yeah, better not do that. And it's coming out Sunday anyway. And also, here's the thing. If I watch it today, then how long is it before I get a new episode?

It's so much longer, you know? That's true. For me, though, like, okay like okay look i'm laid up in bed on the internet all day and all night i it's gonna get ruined for me if i don't watch it yeah you can't avoid spoilers i'm doing a really good job avoiding the spoilers i i saw two spoilers i didn't download them into my brain is what i mean but what i saw was like the title to a youtube video it was like you know episode six blah blah blah and i was like i just x'd out that whole category of videos like all right whoever makes this shit no more and like that won't be suggested and reddit

i think is a spoiler safe zone for the most part unless you go to like i'm going to hell for this or like one of the reddits that specialize in that. But it seems like they put a spoiler tag on thumbnails, and the actual Game of Thrones people, those are the book people. They didn't tell us about the Red Wedding. I haven't had any spoilers.

I hope there aren't any. But I'm not reading anything that I think could even contain a spoiler. This is not a spoiler, but some of the, you know, Free Folk, the subreddit, some of those made it towards the top of our all and people were fussing. But, so

it's a risk if you're on Reddit. Well, I'll be careful. I'll cut Free Folk out of the mix. I'll make sure they're a banned subreddit then. Also, be careful with... I didn't watch... Oh, fuck.

Walking Dead, but I remember I went on the 4chan Reddit when that was happening and seeing every single post had that little thing before it that says, Glenn dies. Glenn dies. Glenn dies. Glenn dies. And it was just like, aha, a lot of people are upset by this

i knew that i knew that before i even like like as soon as like i heard the the episode like they're like yeah in spain they got next week's the way i read it was spain got season i know it said season seven episode six i believe but in my head i was i thought that we were in season six episode seven and they had like transposed the uh the numbers and that they had what i thought was that they had shown one of the final final episodes like from next year and i was like oh god it's ruined now like there's no way you can avoid spoilers for 18 months like like they're coming like like i might as well watch it i guess and but but thankfully it's just just one second for a second i thought they skipped one episode and then aired the next one so i was like well why would i watch this if i haven't seen the

previous one yeah um plus i saw gifs on twitter and i'm like this hasn't happened yet and then i was reading up on it i'm like are you fucking kidding me that just got spoiled for me it was a very minor spoiler very very small i got lost yeah yeah yeah okay yeah yeah yeah i knew better than to go to 4chan because that's a bread and butter like like i'm sure you know fucking han solo falls off that bridge and something already like in the movie theater fucking guys copy paste copy paste copy paste that was the one i remember as well but because i still haven't even seen either new star wars i didn't mind i probably should at this point just because they're a cultural thing. Yeah, it's a cultural thing. You gotta. Rogue One is good.

Why is Chiz saying not Rogue One? No, I like it. Chiz says boo on Rogue One. Rogue One gets the treatment, buddy. I really like Rogue One. No, sir. Wait, you didn't like Rogue One, Kyle? Or are you in the middle between Chiz and Rogue One?

That fucking silly AI robot shit Disney cooked up to sell toys. Fuck all that shit. I did not like Rogue One at all. I like that Vader scene, the last 30 seconds or whatever. Everybody liked that. It's a pointless movie. The whole movie is

based on a passe comment from one of the previous movies where they were like many men died to get this information and and somebody was like oh did they well i could go on for two hours about that i don't care i don't care about your throwaway characters who are all dead at the end they the whole movie was in a map for like some shit that happened 30 years ago like i want a new story or an old old story go knights of the old republic and no fuck no fucking yoda shit no wookies no ewoks no fucking luke skywalker like go back to when they invented lightsabers or some shit find me the

first jet yeah the first lightsaber that'd be or teach me how all the stormtroopers turned from that one Cuban guy into lots of people. I'll tell you that after that. That I know. I'm going to throw this in. While I like Kyle's ideas that he's pitching here, Rogue One was gritty and dirty. And it took Star Wars and turned it into like a World War II awful... Everybody dies. Yeah. It gets nuked pretty much.

That was a plus. I like that about it. They took the kid gloves off of Star Wars and I hope they keep them off. That was a plus. It was just there's a lot of, I don't know, Phantasma or whatever her name is who's played by Brienne of Tarth from Game of Thrones. The big blonde bitch.

She's wearing that chrome sort of thing. I mean, she gives the goods up right away, and she never really fights or does anything cool. I don't know. I wasn't on board for that movie. I didn't care for it. The next movie that I care about with Star Wars is obviously whatever the next episode,

eight or whatever it's going to be, Luke Skywalker on that island with ray training her and i was talking to chiz about this like i wanted to be gritty and fucking dark i want luke to not be a pussy i want him to be like this is what yoda should have taught me he he led me astray he told me these lies he told me this and that and i tried to live my life to an ideal that doesn't even exist anymore i want him like melting down in front of ray and like like throwing her like like you think you have power and like put her in the like start choking her and like this is the power this is the power you this is nothing compared to the power that you're gonna face like like you feel this power do you

have any do you have any idea the amount of bone broth I've drank over the years to achieve this level of force? The thing that they want to tell you is that it's 6% force, 94% bone broth. And that's what you need. I want it to be rough. I want my movies to be rough at this point because I've had enough silly kid glove shit. I want my Batman to like... I mean, I grew up with Clint Eastwood movies where he'd rape a bitch

halfway through it. That was our heroes that I grew up with. That's some gritty ass shit. Clint Eastwood in High Plains Drifter, he rapes a woman right away. Right away, he rapes a woman and then carries on like it didn't even

happen. I think there's a she wanted it kind of line delivered you know that that wasn't his first raping it's not even the first raping i've seen in one of his movies like like like there's a few there's a few rapes in his movie outlaw josie wales but he's not doing the raping in that one that's those uh those common cheros well i i'll watch the new star wars at some point but i really want a new fantasy sword and shield medieval fantasy trolls you know goblins that kind of shit show not a shit show that kind of stuff in a show again like it's just a game of thrones is such a tease for not a tease it's just such a good paradigm of that that i just want more and more like i wish i could get into the futuristic star

wars laser gun shit but it's just it doesn't pull me in the same because i think that like the reason it is is because there's no point of there's no point of of of similarity between myself and a character shooting a laser gun and shit but you can almost imagine yourself like oh okay yeah there's some magic in this world which isn't relatable but they've got swords and shields and stuff and if i were born 600 years ago i would i that would be a thing you know like it's maybe that's why i want a western yeah i feel like westerns you, obviously it's an old thing. It was big, you know, in the 60s or something, 50s.

But, yeah, what's old is new again. And let's bring some Westerns back. I haven't seen that explored lately. Yeah, Bone Tomahawk was the last kind of Western thing I saw. Have you seen 310 to Yuma? And have you seen Appaloosa? No, I've seen 310 to Yuma, but not Appaloosa. Both of those are top tier

westerns from the modern age. Appaloosa has Viggo Mortensen, and it has the guy from the Rock Chiz who's like the colonel who regrets his... Ed Harris. Ed Harris and Viggo mortensen are like problem solver

guys like like they're they're deputized like marshals or something for like hire so like if you got a problem town you'll have these guys come in enforce the law but they're they're good at it like they come in and clean house and there's a part where like he's having a little argument with a guy and ed harris just slaps the guy right in the clean house. There's a part where he's having a little argument with a guy, and Ed Harris just slaps the guy right in the mouth with his pistol, knocks a bunch of his teeth out. He's like, You knocked my goddamn teeth out! He's like, Coke does make a heavy firearm.

There's plenty of moments like that through the show. Vigo's got a 10-gauge shotgun double barrel, and he's just holding it the whole time. There's a scene where Edris kills one or maybe two guys like and never turns around to face the third because and vigo just shoots him he flies across the room and he's like you never even look back that third guy's like well i figured you'd handle it it's just like it's a pretty slick movie renee zellweger is in there too.

And a couple more I can't think of offhand. That's a good Western if you're looking for something to watch in your room. Three Tent of Yuma is very good. Appaloosa is very good. I want more mobster, mafia movies. I feel like we haven't gotten a lot of those recently. The last one I watched that, it's not new, really, but the last one that I really, really loved was Gangs of New York. And that was 15 years ago, maybe?

Yeah, Departed. Oh, yeah, Departed. That's mobster, but I'm talking more about the time period mobster, like when they really did run shit because like in the departed era like it like they're powerful as mobsters but they don't run cities the way al capone did you know like they don't have it's not like yeah this is boston this is my city whereas capone could walk into any precinct in chicago and it was like he they wouldn't arrest him it was just his place you know until he got you know

neurosyphilis and went insane just cause he couldn't be bothered to go to the doctor yep IRS got him what a man that's what a horrible little last chapter to a legacy to do such hardcore

awful shit and be like the most badass gangster of all time and then you die because of tax fraud from syphilis in prison. And dirty dick. Yeah. Nextflix is The Irishman. I'll have to check that out, Jizz.

I haven't even heard of that. You guys need to get on Ozark. I know Queb said that he's watching it right now. How far are you into it? Five episodes, I think. I know Queb said that he's watching it right now. How far are you into it? Five episodes, I think. I think he just bought that one place with the safe.

That was a good way to do that without giving anything away. The Irishman sounds excellent. Apparently it's done by Scorsese and it stars Robert De Niro, Joe Pesci and Al Pacino. I haven't seen Pesci, and Al Pacino. And I haven't seen Pesci do shit since Casino. There's a movie that needs a better ending, right?

That movie could really benefit from an alternate fucking ending. You didn't like the ending in Casino? It was so real. Yeah, okay. Wait, what did you not like about it? We can spoil Casino. That movie's old. I didn't like him bashing Pesci's head in

and his brother and burying him alive. I was a little fucked. I don't know. It ended on a brighter note or something. Like, you can do that. I get it. But, like, I don't know. It ended a little better.

The whole thing, just the first 80% of that movie is top fucking notch. I love it. And then at the end, it's just, oh, yeah, this is real life. It's like they made the entire story colorful and the entire true life story colorful up until the end where they're like oh yeah and then uh they all got whacked and uh that was it i liked that because it's you motherfucker you motherfucker yeah he's all like spitting everywhere and so angry like everybody loves joe pesci as an actor i think but uh like i i liked

that about the end of casino because it was like of course of course this guy who's causing all these problems for like the big wigs in kansas city or whatever wherever like they were based out of doing their shit i think it was kansas city yeah um and like of course eventually they're gonna kill him like it would have been ridiculous if he had survived after spitting in the face of like the the made men the entire time you know like in the way that it was so unceremonial it was just bring them out in the truck you you laugh with your friends like up until the point that you're getting out of the car and then they just start ravaging you with an aluminum bat and just dump you into a pit naked and bury again no it was it was like oh that if if this shit happened a lot this is probably what they did like just in a

random ass field good fellas also uh doesn't end well for pesci you know they lead him into that room thinks he's getting made and pop him um pesci has a hard time in most of his movies i guess i mean even home alone he didn't make it out, eh? No. Kevin McAllister whipped his ass. Has Joe Pesci ever succeeded? Yes, my cousin Vinny. Ah! Oh, yeah. Man, that's a great, great movie.

The two youths. The two youths. Mr. Gambini, could you repeat that? Oh, I'm sorry your honor Youths The two youths You know that's Herman Monster

Like as the judge That guy killed it I've never seen anything ever except for my cousin Vinny killed it Tomei got an Oscar for that You know she won the Oscar for that I don't know about that. Yeah, but the Oscar?

Usually you don't get Oscars for comedy stuff. Yeah, you think a dramatic role where like, you know, you think a dramatic role, I guess. And not like someone talking about grits and 55 Chevy transmissions. Yes.

That's pretty good. Her accent in that is so obnoxious. I like it. She's fucking sexy. I've seen her naked in so many movies. She's just a big fan of Marisa Tomei. Her boobies are just... And they stand the test of time.

Those titties. Marisa Tomei likes short, balding fat men? I can gain some weight and lose a spinal uh a couple of uh vertebrae you know if that's what it took god damn very hot lady did hold up well i wonder what she looks like now because she must be over great no she's been naked recently in movies like like she's fucking tough she's the mother she's aunt may now in the spider-man movie she's the one that at the end um um iron man is like hitting on her he's he's like oh no i just want to hang out with your aunt like like marissa tomei is still smoking and she was like topless in the wrestler just uh maybe

six eight years ago and looks like looks great looks great she's 52 years old and she looks great. I wonder if she's doing the female equivalent of TRT. Is she on estrogen or something to stay youthful? I don't know. She's buying extra eggs and having them put into her or something. Is that what you do? You steal some young girl's ovaries and put them in there or something. If that's a thing, they'll do it.

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those um she i won't even mention but she bought a three thousand dollar mattress and i was like this is gonna kill it i was like, this is going to kill it. I was like, this is so much better. You know how hard I am on beds. I sit up in bed and eat and watch TV and do everything. It's my couch and my sleeping surface. And I usually put this trough right in the middle of where I'm sitting in or ruin them. Not a Casper mattress.

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on mattresses. You can't be rough on these ones. Like they return. You can sleep in the same spot over and over and over in like the exact same position curled up and you get up in the morning and you try and find the divot from where you were and you won't. You stand up and it's right back to square one, which is the best in a mattress because

usually you lay there and you get your like the same way that couches are like, you know, you'll have like seven seats for a couch in your living room or whatever. And you always sit in the same one. And so eventually that one gets dug out. Not if it was made of Casper. If it was made of Casper's space-age technology, that wouldn't happen. So they should make a foray into the couch market. Yeah, I'm not blowing smoke up your ass at all when we pitch the Casper thing.

It's not like some caveman bullshit. I mean, every bed I buy from now on will be one of those. It just will be. I can't think of any reason why I'd stray from that because the competitors are two or three times as expensive and they're just not as good.

The no hassle thing and the fun of watching it inflate. So check them out. Yep, definitely. I have a pill trick. I don't know if everyone knows this, but it was news to my wife. So this is a pill for a canister and it has a childproof cap. You have to press this thing down.

If you put it on upside down, it's not a childproof cap anymore. What? That's a thing. So maybe you'd like it here. Flip the cap upside down and turn it on and it's a thing So maybe You guys didn't know this? Flip the cap upside down and turn it on

It's for like the elderly and such Damn Woody Thank you You didn't know that? Nobody knew that dude You can see the threads on the top of the pill cap You work in that industry That's the only reason you know that

I bet someone showed you that at fucking... They were like, an hour bottles. Well, our Percocet bottles, they go perfectly, right, Bad Guns? Yeah. The top here allows you to crush the pills up to snort them more easily. Like that? That's really cool.

Thank you very much. That's one I'm going to pull out of my pocket. You know. I didn't know that i feel i feel almost as stupid as when i thought vodka had no calories but no no no no no no vodka thinking that vodka's your calories is a lot dumber than that did you know it already about the cap did you already know? I knew it, I knew it, yeah. Oh. I just read it two weeks ago. Yeah, that's what I said!

Yeah. I saw it two weeks ago. Okay, well, I don't have any prescribed drugs, really. I've been prescribed shit when you get injured and stuff, and I got a prescription for Cialis and for adderall but like i never i love that thank you because there's no there's no one to hide my pills from at my house yeah i keep my cookies in the jar

so sometimes i uh turn it around flip it around yeah do you ever take advantage of all the the legal cookies and and candies i'm sure you have there? Or is it just not your jam? I mean, sure, yeah. But it's not like I'm doing it every weekend or something. But then again, I'm moving to Canada. And I've been in LA so many times where it's also legal. So it's really not that hard.

You're moving to Canada? Yes, yes. my girlfriend's Canadian so I'm getting a place in Toronto that's awesome yeah that's a big fight town the UFC goes there oh oh don't you have a lot of real estate in the Netherlands how are you going to

yes so I wouldn't permanently move there. I would just be jumping up and down. So two months here, two months there. And then obviously my real estate, it's doing its thing over here. One of the houses around the corner is being rented out right now. And currently still working on some new projects. I think last time I had some more

houses when I was on the show, but I've sold them. So you don't have to do that hands-on? No, no. I've got people doing it. Maybe all I have to do is sign it, sign forums, but then I can just fly up and down. That's no problem. Cool. You can do that remotely, too.

Next time you're on the show you just like you came back with game of thrones all locked and loaded for this time you're gonna be kind of canadian so you'll be able to jump in with hockey talk yes yes hockey baseball uh um golf no no i'm not a big sports guy but um my girlfriend was telling me about like everybody there's like so many famous hockey players there and i'm like i would probably be talking to them at the bar and have no fucking clue that this guy's a world champion ice hockey whatever he plays you just have to go by the teeth oh yeah they have a bunch of missing teeth then it's a pretty good guess but then i'd probably not be talking to them you uh have any of you ever played disc

golf what do you think about disc what is it the frisbee and then you need to score it in them yeah you hit the basket there's like 18 baskets and you go you play it just like golf except you're throwing different kinds of frisbees. They don't call them frisbees because that's a trademark thing. They call them discs at the cages or whatever. My friend PK A. Dan was really into it. He was on the show once.

He played all the time. There are a bunch of different discs. I didn't realize there'd be a cutter and a driver and stuff. We have so many goddamn discs over here, and we've got a trap in the, what do you call it? The basket, uh,

set up out there and Kitty's out there. Like she, she gets in like a wind up where she like does like a step and a spin and like chunks these things out there. It's, it's pretty fun to watch, but it's so goddamn hot out there that like I'll go out there and retrieve them like a,

like a dog. And, uh, that's about about that's about all i i'll retrieve like 50 discs and i'm sweaty and want to go inside but uh don't you have a golf cart i thought i remember you painting it and so yeah yeah totally have a golf cart but like she's only she's not throwing them far enough to like putt over and pick up it just if you saw the distances they're going it'd just be silly because and then they're like spread out like 20 feet from each other you'd be like and get out and pick one up and get out and pick one up it's just and it's you know it's exercise that i'm going for as much as she's going for exercise too so i jog from disc to disc and i try to catch them as much as i can those things are hard like physically harder

than frisbees like i bought one before where i wanted to like use it like i bought it like before a like a day at the park or whatever where it's like oh i need to get a frisbee and i bought one of those before and they go so much harder and faster and straighter than the goof around frisbees and if that thing's coming like right at your head like it gives you a little like hand print like it's so fucking hard it's not it's not fun i i don't think uh i don't think those are meant to be thrown back and forth what is this did kyle link that oh it's just some dude perfect but then uh the redneck version yeah i've played you know i've played a ultimate frisbee at camp and like with friends before at the park like that's fun because you're running around but uh frisbee golf it seems like you need

a lot a lot of holes traps what do you call them whatever you throw it in like they're called baskets but i'm not sure basket but i don but... I don't know. I don't know. I don't know either. Not sure. Have you ever played... Sports ball. You know a fun park activity? Lawn darts. Do they still make that?

Aren't those illegal? No, they do not make those. But I remember when I was little, my grandparents had this shed out back and they'd always like be doing their adult thing, which like in retrospect, like it was just like, all right, all the adults are going to sit in here and get wine drunk. You kids go do whatever. And and so we'd go and we'd like be pilfering around my grandpa's shed. And he had these old ass lawn darts in there. And so we didn't know how to play.

And so all we would do is just like, just huck it up in the air and just wait. And just watch as it would come down like 10 feet away from you. It's astounding that no one got lockjaw from these rusty lawn darts from like 1971. Can you describe lawn darts? People might not know. It's basically a picture of a dart that's much, much larger than a dart you would throw at a dartboard, and it's much

heavier. And what the goal was is that you'd get the lawn dart up in the air, and you would try and hit it in a target. But we didn't have that. We just had a lot of... Okay, well that's another way to play this sport, Kyle. With your grab him by the pussy. We

would throw the long dart underhand so it would have a big arch. I thought I had to land in a hula hoop across the yard. That was how you played. We didn't have the actual whole set. We only had four sharp darts that we would throw in the air and then chase down and grab

and throw it somewhere else. Then, of course, you get bored quickly because there's no goal wiffle ball was more fun by you know a million miles uh but throw it underhand and it would go like pretty much we would the game quickly devolved into how high in the air you get the lawn dart and everyone's like oh boy oh boy it doesn't drill right through your head. That's how we played. Who invented that? What are kids like? Kids like danger

and adrenaline. You know? Kids don't want fun. Kids want competition. They want it to be like Spartans. I went on eBay the other day. You can get lawn darts if you want they aren't expensive you know you get an authentic like vintage set for 30 or 40

bucks i think and they're legit man their things are fucking sharp i thought about getting them but it's like these are actually dangerous like like what if i threw it up and lost it in the sun like what if you're the duggars or something you got 19 kids you wish you were in the low teen right just bring your kids cream rises to the top you little bitches exactly they have to like the diggers they're buying funerals the kids his daughters or whatever or his sisters right yeah thank you jizz yeah he's a he's a molester it's molested each other like i think i think he was molesting his sisters when he was like 16 or 17 and they were like 12 but that lawn dart might have been sweet release then for some of them remember that sopranos when the kids are one kid's shooting the bow up in the air and the other's trying to catch it with the like archery

target all right your turn and the arrow goes down in the kid's the other's trying to catch it with the like archery target and he's like alright your turn and the arrow goes down in the kid's chest and like his chest fills with blood and get oxygen to his head for a while and he like loses all his motor skills and shit has to learn to walk again I haven't seen that episode that's Ralphie

then you haven't gotten to the season with Ralphie Silfaretto have you get back on the Sopranos train, bitch. What are you doing looking for westerns and Sword and Shield shit? You need to be watching some gangsta shit. You need to be watching Ralphie Silfaretto roll into town.

That's a great fucking season. Tony gets the horse, Paiomai. Tony gets that hot Spanish chick. That's a good season. Are you a Sopranos fan, Queb? Nope. Fuck you too! I mean, I haven't watched it.

I bet I'd love it if I watched it. It's a good gangster show. And you know, HBO is top tier across the board, if you ask me. They don't make much shit. Or check out Oz. What a downer. Or check out Oz. Oz. What a downer.

What a downer. Man. I thought about re-watching some of Oz. Do you know how that ends? Because I liked the show. I don't like spoiling shit. Let me tell you how Oz ends. The dude's gay prison lover commits suicide while screaming, No, don't push me.

The day before Bro is about to finally get released he breaks his neck at the bottom basically framing this other guy and ensuring that he'll spend the rest of his life in prison it's fucked now fuck that shit i promise you i've seen virtually everything hbo has made like like i'm sure that i haven't seen trim a or whatever it is that sort that that one that's based in louisiana i haven't seen thatreme or whatever it is, that one that's based in Louisiana. I haven't seen that one. There's a handful of them I haven't seen, but they are the lesser of the HBO productions. I've seen so, so much HBO shit.

That is the worst thing they've ever made. It's well-made. It's just not fun to watch. And I know everything's not meant to be fun to watch, but when you're going to watch five seasons of something, you need a few high points here and there, and that is nothing but low, then lower, then lower, then lower.

You will not enjoy it. It will hurt your soul. Don't watch it. Anything but that. It's one show where by the end of it, I'm like, there's no way prison can be this bad. It can't be this. I was saying I wanted to re-watch a

little bit of it because i liked the show i was really entertained by it and then i was thinking like oh man but like in the first episode that state farm representative rapes that dude and i don't feel comfortable with that like oh a good neighbor's here isn't he you fuck yeah like a good neighbor like but uh i didn't and then that was enough to be like man. I don't want to be in that headspace today now I saw you on Oz makes you emotionally broken like it hurts your soul. It's I'm not gonna watch it. So prenos will make you wish you were Italian Sopranos Oh, yeah, I like it Jersey Italian and you live in like small town Georgia. You're like, ah! Afa cool!

You don't even know what I'm saying! Afa cool! There you go. Has anybody watched One Punch Man? Yeah! Everybody? Okay. I'm really excited for the new season. You can spoil it. I'm not gonna watch. I don't mind.

Death Note? No, I haven't watched Death Note. I'm not going to watch. I don't mind. Death Note. No, I haven't watched Death Note. I'll watch the Netflix movie, but One Punch Man about the guy that just is bored because he's the strongest creature in the world and in the universe. It's just very fucking funny.

One hundred push-ups. He's like, that's not even that intense. Every day. fucking 100 push-ups That's not even that intense every day and then he goes sleep without a seat And fucking like I want to watch it again when does the new one come out I got in I'm sorry when's it coming out I don't know I don't think they know because from what I understand I got into it and then I think

by product a few of the rest of us got into it right as the season came out on Netflix, and, like, it was a new thing. I think it's going to be, like, a year before you get anything new out of that. But hopefully they're not Rick and Morty slow.

They get something cooking and going, especially with the popularity. Like, Strike One of the Iron's hot. I'm thirsting for content right now, One Punch Man. Feed me. Probably another year before it comes out yeah yeah and then every episode is going to be a parody of some other show yep it's like it's like rick and morty we ran out of ideas morty we wasted away the first 11 months uh we shouldn't have been drinking so much more.

I don't know, Rick. We should have thought of something original. I wish. Hopefully the season gets better. Because it has not been good so far, the Rick and Morty, frankly. It hasn't been bad. I don't want to say it's been bad. It's just it's been a significant drop-off since season one and two. And I think a lot of people are noticing that.

I think it's definitely entertaining. However, there's no story besides a little bit of family drama yet. And that's what you want. You want to have the story developing and then the season finale. The greater story. And to me, the greater story is that the most powerful being in the universe exists right here, and he's the star of our show, okay? Like, find an enemy for this guy, even if it's a version of himself, right? Which they did in the last season.

Let's dig into that. Remember the evil Morty with, like, the wires tucking back into his eyelids and shit? Let's get to some Rick and Morty universe shit. Stop parodying stuff I don't even know. Like, Chiz linked earlier, like, whatever that Jaguar episode we shit. Stop parodying stuff I don't even know. Chiz linked earlier whatever that Jaguar episode we recently saw was parodying. I never heard of that shit before, and I consume a lot of bullshit shoot-em-up content. Never heard of that before, ever.

I'm tired of the parody. I want original stuff within their universe. I really like Jerry. I like the loser. I like them making fun of Jerry. I like the family dynamic. And I love that that's cooked into this quirky, interdimensional galaxy-traveling bullshit.

That's what I love about it. I like the music. I think they need more songs. Remember the fart episode when they're singing that song as all the gear people are crashing into each other and good shit right there uh i miss that stuff i miss the episode like the unity episode which is a parody but it's but it's still very original and they get a guest star to come in that gigantic chested woman from mad men she's voicing the unity character of course the redhead and uh and i love that episode

that's one of the that that episode made me feel more than any episode of rick and morty ever that's the one where at the end he like tried basically kind of tries to kill himself and then stops at the end and like pulls his head out of the machine or whatever like that was fucking dark that was that's what i want i that's what i want from rick and morty i want smart dark comedy and uh not necessarily pickle rick yeah definitely not pickle rick it was okay oh where where did it go from here yeah it was just okay i felt like it was spoiled earlier when they released that footage and also like i'll tell you what i really liked i like when pickle rick's bandaging himself up with a pickle and the mustard and stapling it

that was funny to me i like that a lot honestly it would have been a lot better imagine if this was what we got and this is what i thought early on that that it was going to be if i thought that the whole pickle rick thing him sort of going from pickle to like using like a cockroach's body and then incorporating rat pieces i thought that was him breaking out of intergalactic prison i thought that was going to be episode one i thought that the way they imprisoned rick was going to be like turning him into a pickle and like here you go we'll put you on ice for a while rick get out of here now and like making him and then and then he had done all that to escape that intergalactic prison they

put him in but really it's just him getting out of therapy and whatever. Yeah. Didn't really. I didn't love it, but I didn't hate it. I'm optimistic for the future. I'll probably watch the newest episode after this tonight before I go to bed. I'll check that out. It's not good.

It's funny, though. You guys are influencing me. I watch it and I'm like, oh, this is fun. And now I hear this point. Maybe I don't like it anymore. I do love Game of Thrones, though. A lot of people are fussing

that Season 7 is bad. They're fussing about the teleporter aspect of it. I'm not on board with that. I'm enjoying it. I wish they had teleporters earlier. Yeah, I agree. The only problem right now with Game of Thrones is, oh, they're not showing enough travel. It's like, well, that's not that big of a deal.

Other than that, I think it's been a pretty solid season. It's hard to look at Game of Thrones objectively when you've followed it so long and you just love it because you want to give them, even if something kind of sucks you're still like no it couldn't suck I wouldn't love something so much that sucked like that kind of thought process but yeah Game of Thrones definitely better than Rick and Morty

this season you know not that they're like comparable but in their own zeitgeist it's better than Rick and Morty so yeah there's new writers or there's new directors or there's new someone on Rick and Morty. There's new writers, or there's new directors, or there's new someone on Rick and Morty that's changed.

The animation is far superior as far as the drawing and the detail in the drawing, but that's the only improvement that I've seen. I wanted to talk about a thing in Game of Thrones that I noticed I thought was really poorly written, and I've got a very easy solution for how it could have been written better. We saw Bronn and Jaime go into the drink, right?

They're dodging the dragon's fire. They fall in the water, sink down. Next time you see them, they're coughing on a beach. Then they make it from there somehow back to King's Landing. And then Tyrion makes it back to Dragonstone, so Tyrion gets smuggled into King's Landing so that he may have a conversation with Jaime that sets up, you know, hey, we want to get a White Walker and prove to Cersei that this shit is real. Let's have an armistice, right?

All of that happened, and it's bullshit because, A, they would have fished him out of the water. B, they saw him go into the water. They'd have fished him out of the water. C, he's wearing plate armor. He'd have drowned. D, how long did they hold their breath? Right? Because they had to hold it.

They were so far away. If they traveled at the speed of a speedboat, they would still have to hold their breath for two minutes. But they don't. They travel at the speed of a human being swimming underwater, which I'm going to say is three miles per hour. Yeah. Three miles per hour they were traveling. Half water. Or with the armor, they could just walk along the bottom.

See? Yeah, like a hippo. Good point. Or with the armor, they could just walk along the bottom. See? Yeah, like a hippo. Good point. There you go. You're not walking straight. And three hands between them. Thank you, Chiz. One of them's got a hand that weighs 15 pounds at least.

Okay? Same guy wearing all the plate armor. Here's what they could have done different. Tyrion sends the Dothraki around him down there. They're like, get him out. Get him out. They get him out. Take them prisoner. Bronn and Jaime are taken prisoner. But then, of course, we need to have

a conversation. Tyrion's already here holding Jaime prisoner. It's a real good way for him to have a conversation. He's got a captive audience. He tells Jaime, hey, we've got this new plan. We've got to prove that there are dead men we're gonna get one prove it armistice okay and he's like well i mean if you're letting me go i'll certainly deliver the message he's like well we are letting you go go then he goes back to king's landing with the message to cersei that's that's the much better and believable story that than what they gave us what i just described to you and i'm not that smart i just thought that up when i was sitting in bed watching the shit you know like like why couldn't they come up with that tell me the problem with that

i mean there's no problem with that involved you can still get jindri involved you know it could add some bits of daenerys and he tried to kill me blah blah blah right get some nice drama in there and then i don't think you can trade jamie for uh for asha though like like the the iron the iron islands bitch he's just too powerful of a of a of a piece you know he's the he's her sand snakes are probably dead by now well there's only one sand snake left right there's the mother and the daughter who got poisoned and then the rest of them are dead we assume the daughter's dead but there is the iron island i hope she contracted hep c in the dark cell but the daughter's dead, but there is the Iron Highlands girl, the Theon's sister. Hep C in the dark cell. But Theon's sister is not

Cersei's prisoner. She's her uncle's prisoner, so that's not a bargaining chip. If you watch the end of that episode, he takes her away with him, still all tied up. She is his prisoner, not Cersei's prisoner. So there's no exchange to be made after I considered that myself.

But there's no exchange there. She's i considered that myself um but but there's no exchange there she's dead they poisoned her uh the mom oh the mom well what she's prisoner she's gonna die probably i can't see cersei letting her go maybe for jamie of course but why do they want her right like like who cares you know i don't know that like she says that it's not a fair trade right and i get that but bring it to no i think i'm go back for nothing perhaps better than that deal you want to talk about cool story moments though what if braun has to stay behind and now braun ends up north of the wall forget jindri fuck jindri instead of jindri it's braun with the group that goes north we all ends up north of the wall. Forget Gendry. Fuck Gendry. Instead of Gendry, it's Bronn with the group that goes north.

We all like Bronn. I like Bronn. We don't even know Gendry. Yeah. Gendry should be much more jacked from all that rowing, frankly. And from his heritage. He looks like he's lost weight. He looks, right?

Totally miscast. I expect, when I saw Gendry, I expected that motherfucker to be yoked. I expected him to be like one of the three biggest motherfuckers in the whole show. Because he's got the genetics, he's got the job type, you know, you swinging that hammer all day,

you should be fucking king dick around here. You should be big as fuck. But, you know, he's little. He's a little guy. Smaller than any of us. he's not as big as he was in the first season when he started rowing like i i agree it was probably hard to eat enough fish from the ocean to hit his protein macros and get on it put any mass on while he's rowing but but come on like you must have had something like he i don't even though it might not make

total sense but i i did want to see him huge too i wanted to see like a blacksmith build where some dude just had like one giant arm like that like uh checklist slovakian arm wrestler who would like hoodwink people in competitions if you guys haven't seen this there was this arm wrestler guy where one arm was like regular big and the other arm was like oh no no no it That's not true. That is an episode of The Simpsons. That's The Simpsons. No, it's not. Actually, it is an episode of The Simpsons. This is real though.

This guy has a genetic... Chiz, can you look this up? This arm wrestler guy with one huge arm. He has a genetic problem where one of his hands and arms and everything is gigantic. And so he's got a normal-sized body for the most part, but a pretty good shape. And then his other arm.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. There it is. There he is. Right there. And he's an arm wrestling champion. Look at that. Like, I would at least do some left arm curls, try and even that out.

He looks like that Rick and Morty episode when they did the Mad Max thing. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Morty got the giant arm. He literally looks like that. Oh, my God when they did the Mad Max thing. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He literally looks like that. Look at the size of his hand. It looks like that's Brock Lesnar's arm on his body. Yeah.

It's night and day. He looks like the guy I liked. It looks like he's been single. He does. He looks like Quagmire. Yeah. That's after he discovers internet porn. There's an episode of The Simpsons where I think Homer gets given a weight

or something like that, so while he drinks with his left hand, he's just doing curls all day with his right, because he's just mindless. He's got the brain of a peanut, so he's just, just keep curling, then fuck it. Just curl all day, all day, every day. And he just curls all day, every day until he's got one gigantic arm, and he's regular on the other side. so he challenges people to arm wrestling matches from

one side and then he's cunk they're like oh shit but this is him for real i that's such that's so freakish it's a genetic thing it's not yeah it's some like he didn't just decide to make one arm gigantic like we're guys clearly i mean honestly that is not even if i knew i had the genetics oh like one ball is really not this and one of them like an acorn like which arm does he masturbate right oh you know which does he go for this small small small one? He wants to get a grip. He wants to get a grip? No. He grabs his cock with that right arm and the knuckles crack like Batman

before he gets into a fight. Just from squeezing him, they crack. He's going to tear his dick off with that right arm. That's like getting a handjob from a chimp. That's risky business. You got to teach him not to peel it first. That's the first step.

Alright. Dave Chappelle. That's a Dave Chappelle joke. Yeah. Nah! I'm gonna stay at home with my monkey! Dave Chappelle kills it. Yeah. I watched his new stand-up specials and they they weren't as funny as i was thinking they would be like i think my uh i think my well the problem with dave chapelle

is that you have like an image of him built up that he's like a god of comedy because his show was so fucking funny and at the time it was coming out i was much younger obviously and so i watched it and just loved it and then ever since then it's been like what is dave chappelle coming back oh he went to africa and he's doing something there well he'll come back eventually and so when he does come back there's been like 12 years of anticipation or whatever it is and it's just impossible for anyone i think to, to match that expectation. I thought he lived up to my hype. I was

graduating high school as Chappelle's Show Season 1 came out, so I remember being at the beach, and we had it on DVD, and it was like, oh shit, we're going to roll that thing the whole week, and just loving everything. Everybody was screaming, Rick James, I'm Rick James, bitch!

He had five catchphrases and we all knew him. Man, I like these two comedy specials a bunch. I thought he lived up to my expectations. It's Samuel Jackson beer! It's good beer! Made by me! Samuel Jackson! Bill Burr's like,

why are you yelling? Remember Bill Burr was in that skit? Yeah. That's good shit. That was one... That wasn't where Bill Burr got his start, but I think that was the first TV show he was ever on.

I don't think he was doing... This was what? Eight years? Seven years before he was on Breaking Bad as Better Call Saul as Saul Goodman's henchman. Speaking of which, I can't wait for that part of the show to come back. I hope Bill Burr gets a cameo in Better Call Saul with Huel.

I would like that. Yeah, me too. I like Bill Burr as an actor. I think that sometimes you take somebody like that and throw them in in there and it's like ah you're you're trying to be cool or you're trying to be your version of this but like watching him be his like slimy con man in breaking bad it's like nah man this guy's taking direction

he's he's being this slimy character he's not being bill burr in this guy's shoes or anything like i dug it a lot i thought he did an excellent job i'd like to see him more stuff i'd like to see him in anything really i'm big bill burr fan i don't like his fucking animated show that much though yeah i don't really like his animated show i try to like it it until i put it really well like you know like i i want to like it because i like bill burr you know you give it this benefit of the doubt i mentioned that about the first guardians of the galaxy a little bit but man you really got to give it a boost for it to even be okay it's yeah i like it yeah there's a few moments

that are funny but it's just not it's not up to my standards i guess uh for something that i'm going to devote myself to. It's sad. It is sad. It's a little too real, right? It's a little bit like the Roseanne show. Right? I don't know. The guy's got a below-average life. He does.

Yeah. It's a struggle. It's a struggle all the time. It reminds me a lot of Roseanne. It's like struggle. It's a struggle all the time. It reminds me a lot of Roseanne. It's like an 80s sitcom about a beer-drinking, lower-income family. It's kind of sad. There might not be enough money for a television set or something like that. People are talking about he can't get a job and his wife gets shit on at work and he gets shit on at work and it's like fuck man is there no respite from the agony like

is there no good days like i don't know it's not a huge fan of that she's called it married with children without the comedy yeah that's it yeah just a Married with Children. Ow! Can we have sex? No peg. No peg. He just sticks his finger in his pants. And then one time he did the double fingers in the pants. I love Married with Children.

You couldn't make that show today. The comments that he made at the shoe store This is great. I love Married with Children. You could make that show today. You could make that fucking show. The comments that he made at the shoe store he made so... It would be taken off the air for fat shaming and body negativity because he gave some doozies to those fat bitches that were buying shoes

where he'd be like, why are you even trying to wear shoes? No one's going to notice them. Or whatever he'd say. That was a good show. And Christina Applegate was just so hot that it was annoying. Where it was just like, god damn it, I'll never fuck her. Super hot.

Yeah, she was always wearing the see-through stuff um i thought um kathy seagal or whatever her name is who plays the redhead was always hot i mean especially back then i never understand why did she get a double mastectomy christina yeah i'm sorry did christina apple get a double mastectomy i think she might have yeah yeah really i didn't know that. Yeah, breast cancer. She either had breast cancer or she had the genetic predisposition for it and then just made the leap. I don't recall which. She's only 45.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, she's... That's a shame. She's a real sexy gal. Or she... She still is. She does not look 45 i never trust these wikipedia pictures because i'm always like ah that's probably like fucking 2008 or something

like you can't believe it but she really takes took care of herself that's a very respectable thing like it is like as far as jobs go being an actor is just being a professional person who plays pretend and dress up. So it's not like the most difficult thing. It's such an easy thing that people praise actors who pretend even longer than they're paid to, like Daniel Day-Lewis, which is like, oh, he's a method actor. It's like, no, he's playing pretend. He's playing pretend all day, forcing people to go, yes, Mr. Lincoln. Oh, yes, of course. It's like, no, you shouldn't have to indulge him like a kid with Down syndrome at the Make-A-Wish Foundation.

No, you shouldn't do that. He probably tried to heal himself with leeches. The greatest actor ever lived. The greatest actor ever lived. I'm going to come to you one night, wherever you sleep, and I am going to slit your throat. He's, what? Why are you saying that you're going to slit your throat he's what why are you saying that you're gonna come into my house and cut my throat i want for no one else to succeed i have a competition in me he's so fucking intense i've never he's he's an incredible

incredible actor probably the best in the world but it's fun to make fun of method actors because it is so if i worked at subway i would never demand that people refer to me as a sandwich artist on my hours off never i would never go well i'll never remember how many slices of turkey to put on the club if i don't fucking if i'm not afraid i don't wear my green shirt all the time i think no just if you're a real actor you should be able to snap into it in and out like that's what acting is it's not i play pretend for months at a time and wear top hats in public and make people uncomfortable while talking old english and talking about how you you know looking at black people and going oh a simple thank you will suffice you know and i i agree with you if they

if they're not i think some people do it because it's they're trying to get publicity or they want people to know that they're doing or they want attention or whatever Jared Leto does it and he's been known to be shitty

he was the joker he was literally sending rotten meat to his co-stars and like rats and boxes like just to be weird and creepy and stuff and like that seems silly but shit if you're gonna portray a guy with cerebral palsy who only has the use of his left foot maybe it is good that you lay there and only use your left foot for a while and like get into that mindset i don't know he killed it he kills it every fucking time he's bill the butcher when he's bill the butcher he's abraham lincoln when he's abraham lincoln he's daniel plainview fucking stealing that oil when he's daniel

plainview i i just buy it every time i love that guy and he's making some stupid fucking movie right now that i'm gonna begrudgingly watch you piece of shit you you make like one movie every five years and you pick some like it's about like fashion and and like 19th century france or something right like like fuck that make a gangster movie make a fucking western anything like something i want to see like ah so sad the reason i don't like the method acting thing is because it's total bullshit. If Daniel Day-Lewis were playing Hitler, there is a 0% chance that he would walk around town in his daylight, dressed in an SS uniform, talking to all the people there,

ah, you appear to be a Jew, then, yeah? Yeah, I've been taking care of all these things, no? Like, people would be like, what the fuck is wrong with you? Of course. No. If that were his place, he'd go. No, I'm not going to method act this one because that's inappropriate. Well, in doing that, you're admitting that it's all stupid.

It's all made up. You're just pretending for long periods of time. If you want to be a character more often, be in more movies than do a decade. You idiot. See, the joke's on you, Taylor. That was Daniel Day-Lewis in that Vice documentary. Blood and soil. blood and soil. That's him.

He's the guy with the beard. I said that's Daniel Day-Lewis. I like to prepare myself for maximum violence. Yeah, that was him. Taking his guns out and his knife out, you know, like a kid at show and tell. Oh, God. Dude's strapped up, got three handguns on him an ar and ak and a blade and then he's crying the next day because he's wanted nva like for what what do you do they

won't tell him uh like he called tell him what he's wanted for or if he is they said he'll have to show up and go to the mat local magistrate and he's like i just don't know that's a good idea right now like come on man you can't cry like like you want but like don't know if that's a good idea right now. Come on, man. You can't cry. Cry if you want, but don't cry on camera, bro. Crying on camera, there are emotional times when you're trying to share your emotion when a thing happens, and I get that, but why is he crying on camera? Nobody wants to empathize

with a demon. That's a good point. The fucking Nazi guy, he was like, we're trying to do things legally. I guess he is. It's true. It's the truth. It's what he's saying. But you can't come on here and cry. You can't go from last

week being this tough dude in the hotel room talking about, yeah, people die. People die all the time. People die violent deaths all the time. Frankly, there'll be more deaths. You can't talk about, I'm making myself more capable of violence. I carry a pistol. I work out all the time. And then cry this week on the internet. That one didn't

work for me. It didn't make much sense. Agreed. All you need to do is call the attorney. I watch these like, I don't know what they want me for. They're saying to go to the magistrate. Call your attorney, asshole.

$250 and you'll get some good advice yeah i bet he has an attorney named like uh you know uh uh shlomo silverstein because at the end of the day at the end of the day he wants the best available oh oh how brilliant would that be if the attorney assigned to him was a Jewish guy and the Jewish guy had to. Well, what you'd want to see is the Jewish guy be like, oh, no, it appears that there's nothing that can be done. Oh, it looks like you've dug a hole too deep this time. Like that would be very poetic. Yeah. Enjoy prison, asshole. Like that would be if he got assigned. That would be the most poetic

if he got assigned a Jewish lawyer or if he got a Jewish lawyer. And then hopefully didn't get off of or unless he was innocent. If he's innocent, he shouldn't get thrown away. I don't know what they're saying he did or if he actually did anything that broke the law. It's not against the law to be

hateful or evil even. Whatever. Well, it's been against the law to be hateful or evil even whatever well it's been a wonderful show Quubba Cop we always love having you as a guest both of you shout out to the subreddit thank you so much for having me on again

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