Painkiller Already - Painkiller Already #374

Episode Date: February 23, 2018

This week on PKA, Logan from the YouTube channel, Tek Syndicate, joins us for the first time ever for the first half of the show. The guys watch some videos of morons participating in the "Hot Coil Challenge", they go through what are the most dangerous and most safe jobs and laugh accordingly. Lastly we end it off with some fake butt reviewing.

Yep. Painkiller already. Episode 374 with our guest Logan. Kyle? Yeah, a couple sponsors tonight. We've got Smart Mouth, Casper Mattresses, Keeps, Squarespace, and Dollar Shave Club. We'll talk about those guys later on in the show. There are links in the description if you just can't wait.

But yeah, got Tech Syndicate on. He helped us out with our tech work tonight. He did. We're only 18 minutes late to starting the show. That's why if you look at taylor he's just boiling beneath the surface with rage i'm like 12 of those minutes were not my fault i'm so hot so i got i got like everybody knows two weeks ago i missed the show because i had strep well i took all my fucking antibiotics and from day two on of the 10 days because i'm compliant i keep taking you know they

say keep taking it the whole way through i did did. And then right after PKN on Tuesday, which was three days after my antibiotics were off, I started getting that tingle in the back of my throat. And I got fucking sick again. And so I went back and they gave me even harder antibiotics. And so now they're telling me like, yeah, so this isn't ideal for you to be on antibiotics this long. You're killing all of your good gut bacteria and flora.

So be sure to eat some yogurt and take a pill for this. It's like, oh, yeah, it'll fix you right up, asshole. Like, so I'm going to eat a bunch of yogurt, and then all the antibiotics are going to get distracted with my yogurt bacteria instead of the good ones. I don't get how it works, but here's a side effect that's fun. So if I have to get up any multiple amount of times, it's because I have diarrhea. But that's not the best part. It may cause diarrhea weeks or months after you finish. So I might get diarrhea in fucking April because of this. Hey, you don't have to be on a plane or anything tomorrow, do you?

Well, I have to be at the airport at 7 a.m. Well, good luck. Better get that morning shit going at 6 a.m. Taylor, you're doing this right. I feel like the way you're slaying it on Tinder is essentially a vaccination program. You're just going from person to person to person, sampling whatever it is you might find. And by 2019, you'll have the antibodies you need to resist nearly anything. I don't know if that's how it works.

body you need to resist nearly anything that's not how i don't know if that's how it works i think it's more likely he's sending out a lot of pause loads most of the women in the missouri i've been tested and i'm not shooting any pause loads okay bullshit most of the women in the missouri yeah yeah you know it doesn't show up right away most so many women in that in the missouri tri-county area have strep right now. It's sweeping the local high schools, gymnasiums. Old folks' homes. Old folks' homes. Everybody.

They're all getting it. It was Taylor. That strep load down my throat. Strep load. Okay, I'm going to keep a list of all the things I need to add to urban dictionary Wipe right swipe right Swipe right for those of you not watching the video right now You're fucking up because tech syndicate looks like Taylor from the future. I don't mean like a future version of Taylor

I mean like if Taylor were born in the future. His facial hair, very futuristic. He's very fashion forward. He's dressed nicely. He's future Taylor. Taylor, you could learn a lot from this man. You got that dark jet black soy sauce hair. I like it.

I'm liking it. You got to have it. You got a very nice look. I like what you got going on. I think, Taylor, you should do this with your facial hair. I like this. I like this look a lot. Okay., Taylor, you should do this with your facial hair. I like this. I like this look a lot. Okay. You got to get rid of this. I worked for some guys in New York and they always

called this my terrorist beard. And I don't know why, but they always just, whenever I shave this off, they'd be like, come on, man, grow that back, grow that back. You look like a terrorist. Why no snatch? I don't know. Have you looked at the news and noticed a trend in this being on most people who commit terrorist atrocities? Is that like a thing? I don't know. Well, they are white for the most part, it seems. I've got the white thing going, but I'm part Native American. So that's like, I don't know if that works or not.

You could have had one of those like Irish white people who like joins ISIS, you know? Like you've seen that, right? Where it's like, you know, Steve McGillicuddy joins ISIS. And it's like some dude with like a big ginger beard and freckles. And it's like, how's he doing in the Afghani heat? Like, how many days did he stay there until he was like, this was definitely an overstep. I wonder if they'll take me back. The propaganda videos were a lie.

There's no women at all. You have to die first, idiot. We all share the same goat. This is bullshit. You have to die first, idiot. We all share the same goat. This is bullshit. I don't know if you guys have... Speaking of white terrorists, I don't know if you guys saw

the video of that fucking awful school shooting and the people hiding in classrooms while AR-15 fire comes through the windows. That was terrifying. I saw still images. I didn't know there was a video. Oh, there's video. To show the shittiness of news organizations terrifying i saw still images i didn't know there was a video oh there's video and it was like like

to show like the um the shittiness of like news organizations the the one girl like posts on like i don't know some social media app i couldn't really tell because it's a cropped image she's like this is going down right now shots coming through the wall and someone from like cbs news was like can you call me right now like what she's hiding under a desk, like dodging bullets. And you want to do like an on-site call? Dude, if I'm in a school shooting and someone adjacent to me under a desk calls CBS and starts talking as everybody's shutting down, I'm going to kill that person. Like, this is no time for interviews, you fuck.

I admire them. If we could have got them to call into the show, I'd have pulled it off. for interviews, you fuck. I admire them. If we could have got them to call into the show, I'd have pulled it off. Dude, after the Virginia Tech shooting,

we had my nephew who was there. Put the fat kid between you and the door. After the Virginia Tech shooting, and I don't know how many deaths there were in that, like a dozen or so,

we had my nephew who was a Virginia Tech student come on the show and tell us how it was. Really? Yeah, but he survived, so he didn't really know how it was, right? Yeah, that's a fair point.

I mean, was he involved in any of the shooting? I mean, was he there, or was he just, like, hiding in a room and then waiting until it was over and just hearing terrible things? More like that. But he was able to sort of lay out, like, you know, the instructions that they got, how the administration handled the crisis, you know, what they told the students to do, and, you know, he heard things and I guess saw commotion outside his window. If I recall, that's how he showed it.

There were actually 33 deaths. Good God. There would have been more. I want to hats off to Aaron Feist. That's the football coach. And he shielded a bunch of the students and he lost his life. Jesus. That's a hero.

I saw his name trending on Twitter. And it's nice to see that instead of Nicholas Cruz or whatever. You said his name. You're not supposed to. It's allergic to anything on social media. Don't say his name. I was a little worried about the fact that they caught him alive

because now I'm like, everyone's going to want to interview him. He's going to turn into a celebrity and 10 years from now they're going to make a Netflix TV show about him. I know it sounds awful, but I'd almost rather be like, yeah, we went and took him out. He's done. That's the end of it. I would also rather him be dead.

Yeah, he had his hands up in the air trying to use some karate moves on us. He was summoning his juju to fire at us and so we had to put him down. He tried 71 times. If I know anything about Hadouken, he was about to shoot. If the dude wasn't white, he'd probably be dead.

Because I saw them, they're all patting him on the back. He's part Hispanic? His name is Nicholas DeJesus Cruz. I don't know any white guys named DeJesus. They could have at least shot him in the leg in that case. That is a solid theory.

I mean, honestly, he's not going to do well. Actually, no, he will do okay in prison because they put those people on their own because they know they'll get murdered, right? How is that doing well? They're like, let's let the criminals do this. And then nobody will bat an eye because it's like,

oh, the criminals did it i see everybody like hiding under desks and stuff i always wonder like why aren't they going out a window because i gotta say like if i'm in that situation i'm going out a window like like and maybe in my high school the windows opened right they were the kind where you like rotate a little thing and the window swings open but even if they're not we'll get that window open like like we'll get it open actually he might just be regular white. It says, this article has his name wrong twice. It says, who is Nicholas de Jesus Cruz?

And then it says, who is Nicholas Jacob Cruz? Unless there's another one of these guys on the run. Hopefully not. Did he work with other people? I don't know. I feel like in these situations, a lot of people just don't know what to do. The life is pretty cushy in america and so a lot of people haven't experienced extreme stuff like this so are they gonna even think to

go out the window a lot of people just curl up into a ball i mean i feel like i feel like if i was there i'd be like behind the door waiting for the gun to come in so i could disarm him or something but i mean what would really happen i don't know yeah what would really probably happen is some dude would come in and be like oh i'm gonna check the corner because every other room has had a guy standing there and he's going to go pop, pop, pop and then start killing everybody else. There's really no winning. It's fucking terrifying.

I didn't really look into it much, but Chiz told me that he pulled a fire alarm through smoke grenades and he was wearing a gas mask, which sounds... He had high-quality equipment, I think. Terrifying. Absolutely terrifying. Do you have any military background or anything like that? Or he just learned all this stuff from what he did?

No, he was a student there. He was a 10th prestige in Call of Duty 4. He's been playing a lot of PUBG, from what I understand. Not doing so great at that. I think that's what drove him over the edge. There wasn't too many, like... And he blamed the game instead of the other players. Stupid controls suck!

Fucking lag. Did you hear that someone on a YouTube video, the dude with his actual name as the handle, Nicholas Cruz, written in the same misspelled way, N-I-K, wrote a few months ago, I'm going to be a professional school shooter on a YouTube video. The dude screen capped it, sent it to the FBI,

and the FBI is like, eh. We'll screen capped it, sent it to the FBI, and the FBI is like, eh. Is that a reliable known thing? It's a real thing, yes. The same thing happened with Omar Mateen, that dude who did the nightclub pulse shooting. They alerted the FBI about him. What the fuck? How can someone blink you that says

I'm going to be a professional school shooter and they don't keep tabs on this dude? Honestly, I think it's because there are so many fucking assholes out there saying stuff like that. Because if there were three guys in the U.S. who said that, I feel like they've got enough manpower to, like, yeah, let's go check on these three weirdos. There must be thousands of fucking psychopaths out on the Internet,

like, saying stuff like that. Making, you know, some of them are just blowing off steam. Some of them are just trying to be edgelords. some of them are disturbed but they need to start coming out with lists when like when we're like hey why won't you check in on this guy because then they could be like because we shut down steve daniels and jacob omar whatever and like and like see we got a lot of them you know but they don't always want to put people on lists you're always talking about putting symbols making them wear them on their chest you were just talking about the hugo boss uniforms a minute ago i'm starting to wonder about you taylor just starting huh

i mean yeah let's let's take a this look at it so this is america right if they were making those threats to maybe some rich political donor, then they would be investigating them. But I think that's where they're going to start drawing some lines because they only have limited amounts of, you know, they've got limited resources. Yeah. And I mean, the rich are always first in line around here. So if they're making threats to like a school, they're like, well, we don't know for sure. And we don't have any rich donors that go there.

I hate to say it, but that's probably the way it goes a lot of times. Yeah, that's pretty cynical, but you might be right. It seems like that's the way the world works. It's just a level of checking that I don't think they do. Like, you know, whose donors go to which schools? That can't be, right? Yeah, well... You think it just sat in, like, a pile of papers, Woody,

and just, like, nobody ever checked into it, like, more likely than not. Yeah, or maybe didn't even get that far. You know, just like, there checked into it like more likely than not yeah or maybe didn't even get that far you know just like there's so many trolls i mean you can't follow up on all of them it's pretty difficult yeah it's true that's true i saw that donald trump uh junior's wife got sent well he got sent a letter but she opened it with a suspicious white powder in it and that made news i guess it was. It was nothing. It was nothing.

I haven't even thought of, when did the anthrax scare die down? 9-11. Well, the anthrax thing happened like a day after 9-11 or something or whatever, when all those letters went out with actual anthrax in them. I just realized that like,

I hadn't even thought about anthrax until that news story came out. And I'm like, when did that stop? You know, because you remember that being a thing, like people are going to get mailed anthrax. I remember postmen were like, they're playing it kind of politically. They're like, you know, the firemen were on the front lines for 9-11 and the postal carriers are on the front lines now.

And all of America was like, nah, not the same. And they were in real danger. They had issues. There was anthrax in the mail they're passing around. Put gloves on, you dick. Like, come on. Like, you're not running up into flaming towers. You're not out in Afghanistan with an M4.

No, you're delivering packages door to door. Is that a birthday card or is it an M4? Who's to say? If you open that, are you going to get a squeaky off-tune rendition of a song from a little playback recording? Or are you going to get a Facebook adept? It should go by percentage of people that actually die right so like the people that we worship the most that we should thank for their service on the way to like their aircraft seat in coach are loggers right and then like behind them crab fishermen right like oh my god thank you are you just going down the discovery channel lineup this is like the ice road truckers the ice road trucker everyone please stand for the ice road truckers

i don't know who dies the third most but it might be military i'm not even sure where military ranks but i know they're not first i know logging is first logging is much more different uh dangerous than being a soldier and i definitely put military or police first in my list I'm going by who dies the most only by deaths this is not total this is per capita right let's all stop and have a moment of silence for the roofers who put their lives

in peril to clean our gutters and to check our shingles if you want to go by farmers are up do you have a list I'm looking up the most dangerous deadly profession. Are soldiers on it? A lot of times they just skip over them. If it's by percentage, I doubt soldiers will be on it if it's by percentage. Just to quickly run through it, number one, logging workers. Number two, fishers and related fishing workers.

Three, aircraft pilots and flight engineers four roofers five trash and recycling collectors the trash man not all right now this i think this is where we should stop because not only is being the garbage man one of the most humiliating occupations in existence that's why it pays so well i mean it does pay respect go on no oh well you pick one of the which look at the top 10 most dangerous jobs. Pretend they all pay the same amount, roughly. Or maybe related to how dangerous they are. Maybe the more dangerous pay 5% more or whatever. Do you want to be a first-line supervisor of construction trades and extraction workers?

Whatever the fuck that means. A farmer? A truck driver? An iron worker? I mean, Wings was an iron worker. He did have that incident where he fell from a high girder and was just on that beam of metal suspended over that molten metal that time, like

Terminator 2. Or maybe he just watched Terminator 2 the night before. As you were describing that, I'm like, this sounds like a movie. Well, a lot of his stories sound like a movie, right? Mayhaps. Yeah, a little early for that. Seriously, what would you prefer to be?

I guarantee, for me, trash and recycling collector is at the bottom of my list, irregardless of which is it. You know what the issue is? The smell. Like, the actual job's not a big deal for me. Driving that truck around, that doesn't seem so terrible. You know, putting that little mechanical arm and jumping in. That's the truck driver. Okay.

Even the guy hanging on the back. That looks like fun to me. That's not too different than Colin does on the golf cart for a kick. Are you kidding me? Colin rides on that golf cart for 15 minutes while Daddy takes him to the end of the driveway. Then you go back in for some juice. Yeah.

And riding throughout the county from from with each container being literally more disgusting than the last because the hot sun is making her fun and supersized it that's what you did no that is the worst because like there's rotten meat and and just disgusting stuff you're you're the one who takes away taylor's paws load condoms you're the one who takes away like someone has a dangerous job i am that guy anyway taylor i mean do they not make something that you can like dab on your nose to sort of overpower all the other smells like i don't know like snort eucalyptus or something like that and then you can't smell anything else did they not do that i mean take some i think i think it's bathroom stuff and coat it on your face like that's it that is

not so much the smell while doing it because i feel like i could cope with that it's the fact that i worry that i would have a section of my wardrobe that smells like trash truck and i would my hair would smell like trash truck in a way that was hard to get out like it would be in my pores that's the part of it that i feel like you know i wouldn't like that yeah yeah you definitely would smell like garbage as a garbage garbage man yeah does that beat fishermen i don't know yeah it absolutely beats fishermen because at least then you're like, hey, boss, I worked hard today. I think I can take home that $350 tuna that we caught today that was like, yeah, sure,

take it. You can take home tons of stuff as a trash man. Free vacuum cleaners and televisions and things, keyboards. Is this the most dangerous job in America or the world? Dumpster babies. America. America, America. Okay. I wonder how much that number goes up when you look at globally, because you have a big problem with the fishers globally not coming into port and they just work their workers for 30,

40 hours without stop. And they offload the fish onto another boat and they never actually come into port. So they're always in international waters. And they basically have these guys with indentured labors, yeah, indentured slaves, essentially. I love capitalism. See, that's so smart. There's no need for the fishermen to come back to port. You can send another boat out there to pick up the fish and give them some, I don't know, rubber's water and some stale, and just keep them fucking fishing out there. That's the way you do it. There were reports, I was recently reading about this, reports of people working for like two to three days without sleep, you know, and like, and like, you know, it's people complain about Amazon timing your bathroom breaks, and I'm like, this is,

you guys don't even understand how some people have it. I mean, it's not cool that Amazon times your bathroom breaks. Yeah, I will defend Amazon until the end of the earth. I love next day shipping. We're selling stuff on Amazon right now. And it's like, it's kind of skewing my view because I use Amazon all the time, but then actually selling our products, you know, cause we've got like our, our mouse and stuff and we're selling those on Amazon, right. Actually selling those products on there and their business practices and the way they work is like, really, it's messed up. I'll put it this way. I don't know if I'm allowed to say exactly how much money they take.

I went to China. Oh, full permission. And we toured a bunch of factories. Sorry, free promotion right here. I'll just say, you guys don't have to buy if you don't want to. It's garbage. I don't know. We went to China and we looked everywhere. and we found a mouse that we really liked.

And then we paid for it. And then we imported it into the country. Amazon takes more money than the factory in China does and the shipping combined. Their cut is bigger than the shipping from China on a container and the factory. The people who molded this plastic together and everything. Amazon puts it on a shelf and sells it and they have a bigger cut than anybody. It's ridiculous. How does it work? Do you just ship them an inventory of stuff and then they handle the fulfillment?

Yeah, you ship them the inventory and you have a fee that you pay for shelf space. So you're renting shelf space and they become your fulfillment center. And then on top of that, if you want to do Amazon Prime, you have to pay like an extra 10% to 12% on top of everything else just for the Amazon Prime or else your product will be marked as, you know, just regular shipping only. And the sales that you get from Amazon Prime versus not having Amazon Prime are so high that it makes no sense not to do it, but you have to raise your prices.

So it's kind of lame because I was like, oh, cool, we're going to be able to offer this mouse with all the specs that I want at a price that's awesome. And then you realize, oh, the middleman has to take this much. That's why everybody raises their prices. So I'm still not doing any marketing, so we're trying to keep the price low just from that aspect. But yeah, once you realize how much the middlemen in America take just to sit back and get fat and put things on shelves and not actually create anything.

It's kind of like, good God. Have you found them to be difficult with like the returns? Because as a customer, the returns process is magic. Anything that goes wrong, Amazon gives great service that way. But on your side, you must always lose. gives great service that way. But on your side, you must always lose. Yeah, we had four returns out of 80 sales for one product because a lot of it was because the description was not clear that it was a wireless controller we were selling. And people thought it was Bluetooth and they tried to use it with their phone and it wasn't working. And I was like, it's wireless. And it's like,

so I had to explicitly write, this is not Bluetooth. But they actually removed our product from the store after four returns. That's like a 5% return rate, which they'll shut you down. So then we had to basically, they sent our products back. And we had to resend them and create a new product on their store. And now it's fine because we just changed it. All we really need to do is change the description just to say, this is absolutely not Bluetooth. Because people thought Wi-Fi or wireless was Bluetooth and it's not. So you also have to factor that into like, you know, the customers. I tend to think that people are smarter than they are. And you have to like realize that even if our product is not

perfect, people are going to expect all these things and you have to like baby them and really clearly explain it to people like they're five-year year olds or else, you know, 10 percent of the people are just going to freak out. So there's a lot of things that are interesting about, you know, like trying to put products on the market. A lot of it was mostly an experiment to see like what it's all about, because, you know, we've been talking about tech on Tech Syndicate for years and I got really burnt out with that stuff. And I was like, you know, let's go over to China and see exactly how all this stuff is made. And so we ended up over there, like meeting a lot of the people who have nothing nice to say about Apple. It's really funny. Every factory we go to, they all just, like, want to talk about how much they hate Apple for changing the environment.

You know, like, it's funny. Why do they hate Apple? I'm curious. I don't – they make it more harder? So when I went over there, when I got made a i made a shirt that the t-shirt for our store that just says stop buying apple products and um that's not because i think apple is any more evil than the other companies almost everything we have um everything in my computer the computer i'm talking to this microphone everything has a bunch of stuff from china and

some of it was made with like you know maybe the plastic was made by you know kids waiting around in sand harvesting the raw materials you know like you know, kids waiting around in sand, harvesting the raw materials, you know, like maybe there's probably some element in there that's like slightly inhumane. So we can't, I can't be too bleeding heart because that'll make me a complete hypocrite. But one of the themes that kept coming up at every place I went was that the employees are being like, Apple pushes for more for less more than any other company.

And they have made us made, you know, like the Apple factories or whatever, like Foxconn or whichever big company, they will start pushing their employees more. And then the other Chinese companies will look at them and be like, okay, well, if those guys can live in dorms and work six days a week, 12 hours a day with only, you know, 10-minute break, then you guys can do it too.

And so they start shaping the way the rest of the industry runs because if that factory is going to run at this high of a production rate, well, we're going to have to do it too. And so they start shaping the way the rest of the industry runs, because if that factory is going to run at this high of a production rate, well, we're going to have to do it too. So yeah, the people over there, they have terrible things to say about apples, especially the factory workers, but Apple is everywhere. Everyone's got an iPhone now because you know, like they're making a lot of money. Everyone's got a Bentley. Everyone's got a BMW in the cities. Yeah. China is scary. you go there and you're like holy shit they're way richer than we are

when it comes to the cities you know not out in the middle of nowhere but like their middle class is like going way up and it's a lot of our money floating around over there what used to be our money yeah now they're like we don't need you anymore we're doing our own thing but yeah China is pretty wild

I found a list of uh the safest profession do you do you think these people should be shown the least amount of respect i want to ask that before i start the list uh yes number one the safest job in the world is an accountant number two the second safest job in the world is an actuary number three is a computer systems analyst coming strong here

you're coming in very strong number four is a dietician number five is an interpreter number six is a mathematician number seven is a medical records technician number eight is a dietician. Number five is an interpreter. Number six is a mathematician. Number seven is a medical records technician. Number eight is a paralegal assistant. So an assistant to an assistant. Number nine is a statistician.

Number ten, web developer. So there you go. And this list has veterinarian as number ten on the most dangerous jobs. Which does kind of make sense. I didn't think of that. I didn't see it. Sure. Yeah, exactly. Maybe you get a special

badger. I got the badger plague. It's gotta be like horses kicking him in the head and shit, right? It's gotta be. Or maybe too many people bringing in pit bulls. If people don't think that pit bulls are inherently more violent, you are a delusional

bastard. What do the statistics say? Because that's all all i care about what are the stats on that they're dangerous i looked them up and they're overwhelmed there was a story today or uh that i saw today was from a couple years ago where it was like pitbull of 10 years quote unquote loses it around owner starts mauling her mother to death the daughter tries to pull her off. An adult, not a child, like a 30-year-old woman who was trying to save her mom. And the dog just basically ate her to death. Just chewed her up and she bled to death.

And even the paramedics said the scene was gruesome. I've known pit bulls who are very sweet. And of course, online and everything, they're like, there are no bad dogs, only bad dog owners, yada, yada, yada. And Kyle's right, I've, only bad dog owners, yada, yada, yada. And Kyle's right. I've had a bad dog. But, you know, I see these really sweet pit bulls online.

I'm like, well, maybe they just have a bad rep, right? Maybe they're not being treated fairly. No. The statistics say pit bulls are dangerous. And so are Rottweilers. They're the ISIS of dogs the angsty white kids of the dog world I don't know enough about it to comment

they should not stop you on our show oh in that case let me tell you my fucking opinion they need to round them up first of all I think that it's a mixed bag I think the pit bull it's got some aggression bred into it, of course.

It's like a pit fighting dog. That's where the Pitbull, you know, moniker comes from. But also, like, I'm sure we've all, like, met a small little, like, Jack Russell Terrier or, like, Yikapoo or something that, like, nips you and, like, gets really crazy and is, like, going, he's at your ankles going nuts. You don't think of him as a dangerous dog. But he is an equally aggressive dog. So I don't think it's necessarily that the... Like I said, I think it's a mixed bag, but I think part of it is that the pit bulls are just equipped

to do damage so much more readily than a Jack Russell Terrier. I've been attacked by a Jack Russell Terrier before. It was hilarious. You're right, that's definitely part of it. But it doesn't matter if a chihuahua is super, super aggressive because I can pick it up and just crush it if I wanted to.

I could just decide to squeeze its body really hard and crush all of its ribs. It wouldn't be that hard. Not again. And there was a third pro if you know. Getting back to the whole thing where we're talking about people not fighting back with the guns but like there's a ton there's tons of like we see dog attacks all the time but like every time i've ever seen a dog attack even if it's like a big mustly guy they're always going you know like they're not they're never like get off me they're all like oh he's biting me they're never i've

never seen a photo or a video of a guy when a dog fights they just knock them out like stop stop it i'm bigger than you like put a ufc fighter in there with a pit bull and they're gonna look the same way because they're not ready for that they haven't trained for that steam shovel jaw to just just latch on to whatever and just tear a piece of meat out oh no i can't like it i disagree i disagree i think there are certain guys who are alphas. Are you speaking of yourself here? I'm speaking of UFC fighters and Arian Foster, right? These are guys where if they were attacked by a dog, they'd be like,

Motherfucker, you attacking me? I'm an alpha. UFC fighters, Arian Foster, those guys, when a dog attacks them, I believe they win that fight. I'm not saying that they necessarily lose it. No, not at all. If it's a UFC fighter, I'm saying they're going to take a fuck ton of damage, and dogs don't register pain the way we do. If I'm going to fight with fucking Joe Lozon, and I get like, fa-fa-fa,

like three stabs into his chest with a small knife, all of his planning, he goes, I'm dying. Someone, that's what's going to happen. If I go, to that dog,

all it has in its head is, I will win this fight or I will die. That's not even true. Oh, it is. That's why wild animals, it wounded animals, it's more dangerous. First of all,

we're talking about dogs, not wild animals. Second, I've seen dogs get hurt, and they whimper and run away. You've heard, woo, woo, woo, woo. They play interchangeably. I'm talking about mean-ass pit bulls.

Or maybe when a dog is in that kill or be killed mode. You know, like if it's just playing and you step on its foot, it's like, oh, God, you stepped on my foot. Now I'm hurting. But if it's kill or be killed, maybe something switches or something. Yeah, you've got to figure their asshole then. They're like, whoa, dude. That's the move. Yeah, you didn't know that?

Check their oil. That's the move. I've seen that so many times. Whenever a pit bull latches onto someone in a park or something, everybody's beating the pit bull. It won't let go. They're kicking the pit bull. It won't let go. Of course, you can't pull away because it's a mouth of teeth and destruction.

And then some intelligent stranger runs along and he's like, and he'll finger the pit bull's asshole. I was licking my finger afterwards. That's my mistake. You do both. How did you know to do that? How did you know to finger in the asshole? Frankly, I didn't even notice it was attacking someone. I just thought they'd give it to you.

I'm glad I came on this show. Hey, buy your mice from Amazon so let's talk crypto and GPUs I'm like slowly getting away from all the hardware stuff Woody I want to ask you something since I'm on the show I can like bother you right you switched from you've switched several different times from different types of content

and I'm curious because right now I'm kind of switching from doing a lot of hardware content to into the process of trying to make this video game uh but like what was the point where you were like you know what i'm going to switch over from streaming games and playing games on youtube to doing the minecraft server like what what was the the big catalyst that made you just like i'm gonna switch or you just like one day we're like i'm bored with that. I'm doing another thing. Well, I've switched twice. The first switch, like if you could,

I saw my popularity as a bell curve and I saw myself on the second half of it. You know, things are going well. I was still getting, I don't know, 9 million views a month or 10 million views a month, which was good by my standards. But it wasn't 13 like it once was once was so the first time I switched it was like huh you know I I need to do something because I feel like this is on the decline and then the second time I switched it was like I can

do something because I've saved a lot of money and it certainly wasn't a good business decision I make paramotor videos that get 10,000 views each, but I'm happy for it. It makes for a much more... It really raises him up several levels on that most dangerous occupation list. He's got to be

top 20% most dangerous lifestyles in the world. From CPA to paramotor and YouTuber. You sleep like a baby now, right? You don't wake up in the middle of the night with cold sweats going like, what am I doing with my life? Yeah, I much prefer... I woke up today, I met some friend in a park.

It sounds gay so far. We kited our paramotor wings. What did you do? We tapped our feet three times each under the stall. We went to lunch together. I hired a guy to haul away some garbage in the yard. And I don't know. I had a nice day.

I much prefer this to actually working all day. I have to figure that out one of these days. Yeah. So, but yeah, I would say that if you're going to change the content on your YouTube channel, even the change to the Minecraft thing, while it was commercially successful, it wasn't popular. YouTube channel. Even the change to the Minecraft thing, while it was commercially successful, it wasn't popular. It was just that every Minecraft player was,

in terms of revenue, worth a lot more than every subscriber. Right. That's pretty cool, I guess. Anyway, that's where I was. The paramotoring thing. He doesn't wake up in the night sweaty, but at some point, we'll all wonder

if he's going to wake up from the coma. Yes. Because that's coming. My friends were joking. This is my paramotor friends. They're like, if you die, I want your paramotor. And they're all like, well, what good will it be? Yeah.

Don't worry, guys. You can each take a piece. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, that thing's just gonna be a yard sale. Like when someone falls skiing their first time, just bits and pieces all over the place. There was a time in my life where I thought, eh, my death will probably be on video. I know Woody's will. Would you rather your death be on video? I guess it depends whether or not, or how you're dying.

I for sure want it on video. As a matter of fact like i fly a lot when i don't even film it and i'll turn on the camera when i'm about to do something cool just in case i have to throw the reserve or something i want that footage you know i don't i don't capture all the straight and level but it's like and you'll be able to get out like a last minute message to jackie you know stuff like that it's like if i'm gonna like it subscribe what's the most dangerous thing you've ever played with on fps russia kyle uh flamethrowers are stupid uh uh you know that you may have seen that gif where like a truck door flies past me at about mach one uh that that was fairly dangerous i know you've told this story before but can you lay that one out again like why would what was with the explosives in that truck there was something went wrong and you changed plans

yeah yeah the um normally you would hang the explosives from the rear view mirror of the truck so it's sort of centralized and so the all of the parts of the truck explode equally so the roof goes the the the windshield goes one way the back of the truck goes one way each door equally flies away but this particular truck didn't have a rearview mirror, so Jeremy dangled the explosives from the oh shit handle on the passenger side. Oh god.

So that meant that the box of explosives was resting against the passenger side door on the inside, and so I looked at it and I drew a little black dot on the door so I'd know, shoot through this black dot, it'll go through the a little black dot on the door. So I'd know, shoot through this black dot, it'll go through the door, it'll hit the explosives. And when I did, the, the door was sent like a, what's called a shaped charge. Uh, when you've got explosives

against a sheet of metal, it forms a shape charge. And that's kind of what happened. And that door came flying at me at, at, you know you know one time we we broke down the raw footage and just went you know frame by frame and we calculated the known distances and the frame rate of the camera and all that stuff and like it's like three frames to get to me and we figured that's about 700 feet per second which is about the speed of a 1911 bullet a 45 acp and it was a big jagged sheet of metal about the size of like a refrigerator door like like just a flat part of a refrigerator you know if you like but not of course like a clean square it was all torn and twisted and jagged and razor sharp all around and it sort of came cartwheeling

at me at that speed that you'll see on reddit every once in a while totally unrelated to you where they'll be like the only video on youtube where some fucker almost really dies and then yeah no bullshit in that title i am finding you know the wings of redemption tapping the stop sign that thing exists in the wild all over the place if you type stop into like the facebook gif or gif search it's third the twitter one too yeah i didn't know that yeah him tapping the stop sign it's so famous that's funny to me yeah for sure that so that was really stupid i wouldn't say stupid i'm glad i'm glad we did it i wouldn't change anything about that um uh there's some like lesser known ones that probably didn't look that dangerous from the

viewer standpoint but to me it was a real ass-clenching moment. You know, we had these barrels upside down one time, and we were blowing them up, and when I blew the first one up, I quickly realized that they weren't steel barrels. They were like this fiberglass composite that looked like a steel barrel. Was it aluminized steel? It was aluminized steel.

That's actually an element. Aluminum is a type of steel i want that on a t-shirt not a bad idea because that's my that's my opinion i don't care about the facts we're referencing referencing noted metallurgic jordan i'm not sure if you're familiar with his works uh but in any case after i shot the first one and it exploded i was very close noted metallurgist Jordy Jordan. I'm not sure if you're familiar with his works. In any case, after I shot the first one and it exploded, I was very close, like 15

yards, 40 feet. It exploded into these sheets of fiberglass and they were flying really fast. In my head, I was like, oh shit. This is incredibly dangerous. I've already started. This is a segment of a video i have two

more to go what are the odds and you know it just had to shoot the next two knowing that like this is this could this could fuck me up this could fuck me up this could fuck me up nope i'm good i'm good i'm good i survived all right and you know you just turn around and act like the really nonchalant of course even though that was fucking stupid i don't think i would be able to do that i mean like i don't know i got so much shit i want to do i'd be that's what goes through my head i'm like i got a lot of shit i want to do in my life and this is a youtube video i don't know if i'd be able to keep doing it you need to think to yourself how much you get like oh if i don't shoot these i don't get paid yeah there's been even if it doesn't kill you and like you lose your fucking

left leg to a refrigerator door like that's i mean you said before kyle you'd want to you'd want to actually no you never said that losing a leg would be enough that you'd want to die my hands lose the hands i want to die lose the face i want to die uh burns over like you know any significant portion of my body i want to die um uh i think i think i'd be okay in a wheelchair i do that especially if my dick still works oh like like not only yeah absolutely i'd be one of those the wheelchair one is the one that freaks me out more than anything one of those really buff guys in the wheelchair whose arms were and shoulders were like really impressive and had a nice core but he had like the little jimmy legs but like and but but i would you know like marionette my own legs to

like get chicks like oh like this side i'll would you know like marionette my own legs to like get chicks but oh like this side i'll fuck you with my little leg yeah yeah i've had a chick a friend of mine was in a wheelchair for a couple months he didn't think he was getting out he's a paraglider guy actually there's a here i'll tell you real quick there's a type of landing you can do if you sort of swing in and you put your wingtip on the ground, which is interesting. He would do it all the time. Well, there was like a little prickly bush that just grabbed his wing and deformed a little bit. And I'm told it didn't look like much.

His butt just kind of landed. And it's not the kind of catastrophic thing you'd think that would cause a big issue. But he was paralyzed from the, you know, belly button down or so. or so and then he got better yeah but they didn't say he would you know he was just kind of adjusting to life in a chair and uh you buy a chair yeah yeah well i mean he was in it for months and was he into a chair oh to fly yeah i don't think he was there yet like everything was still kind of healed i mean he was in the chair for like two months or so and then one day like he just basically he didn't have the nerve that would activate his quad so uh he was trying to like learn to walk without quads which is a kind of like you just sort of flip your leg forward awkward thing and then like

1930s comedy movie you're just throwing them forward silly walks or are you fucked up uh and then he learned to activate his quad and now he's fine now he's teaching me recently but yeah yeah it's like uh it'd be much easier to be okay with being paralyzed i think if you were just in like a freak accident and somebody hit you or any kind of freak accident where you're like, there's nothing I could have done to control this. But if you're extreme snowboarding or something and you paralyze yourself, I feel like every day the rest of your life is like, you could have just not done that. What are you thinking, Sean White, you dummy?

I'm on the other side of that. Are you ex-Games Tommy, you dumbass? I would much rather be able to claim responsibility see that makes it i i would be more at peace with the notion that what happened to me was a result of my bad decision making than the universe i'd probably wheel myself into a pool a couple years into it like it seems like it'd be so fucking hard to be even below the like below the neck i'm gonna have to have somebody push me into a pool because I'm not, or just shoot me.

Yeah, Kyle, I'll fix you. I'll blow into my straw the amount of times it takes to form letters and then shoot that off to you. I think I'm with you, Woody, on this one. I agree that I'd rather be the person who made the decision that fucked me up than some random freak accident because then I feel like

are you serious? Like literally. It's the same thing when I'm playing video games. If I'm like in the middle of a firefight and my game stutters or crashes, I'm like I'd rather die trying or have it be like my own. But if the game fucks up, I'm like this is dumb.

Yeah. If you died because you made a mistake in a game, then at least that game is fair you know when it's not your fault that's the most infuriating but you know in the heat of the moment 99 of it is never my fault it's always bullshit bullshit you know what i feel about rules of the road always because i'm always in the right because i make videos like there would be times where it was like what the hell i put nine shots into that guy but you watch it back yeah you could watch it back and go frame by frame be like actually like

you know in the circus when they throw the knives all around the pretty girl and they hit everywhere but the girl that's what i was doing when i shot at the guy it was just yeah sometimes now i've got a question for you guys i'm really into like futurology and stuff. And you guys were talking about like, you know, you want to be dead if you got burns or your legs came off or something like that. So have you guys seen Altered Carbon yet on Netflix? Yes. No, but I know the premise. I haven't watched it, no.

All right. So the books are really, really interesting, too. They go a little bit deeper. But, okay, if you guys could be transferred to a computer and then put onto a microchip and then thrown into a different body, say in the next 30 years, would you guys want to do that? Absolutely. That's called immortality, right? And if you're rich enough, you get to choose which body, right? I imagine an economy for that in the future where the rich people get – I imagine rich people being like, oh, well, I want this perfect sexy body because I'm not working anymore.

I'm a wealthy person. I've got enough to literally last me eight lifetimes, which I plan to use. But the poor, like the poor skilled get put into utilitarian bodies that are ugly but brutishly strong, and they're like coal miners and stuff stuff and they're trying to work so that they can eventually... Oh, you know, another good job for the poors can be, their whole life can be getting into fantastic shape and then you give them some money to swap with your shit rich person body and then they begin that cycle

again. It somehow seems meaner that you made poors plural. Level up your account. That's paying someone to level up your account. I like that. Yeah, exactly. You can do that in CSGO. It's the same premise.

Okay. You know, that's probably what's going to happen because I bet that would be easier than growing a new body initially. I mean, 100 years from now, they'll be growing bodies in test tubes and stuff like that all day. I would like it if you could like your body

and then just hand it over to somebody with a good work ethic to fix it up and give it back. Like, yeah, yeah, you got four pounds of muscle and ten pounds less fat. It's all better. I would like that a lot. And I would like a future where you're not limited by the human form. Like maybe they could stick you in an animal if you wanted to. Like have fun with that.

They do that in all the carbon. Oh, that's cool. Well, thanks for the spoiler, Con. How would that work? If you tried to compress all of Kyle's thoughts, feelings, and emotions into a rabbit, wouldn't you only get a little tiny bit of Kyle? It doesn't work very well. They put the thing into a snake.

I swear to you, this is like a... A teeny little nothing. It's a teeny little nothing, but it's meant to demonstrate that someone's not nice. And they put the person into a snake, and then they put it back into a person, and so much was lost that it just sort of slithered around. So they put it in a snake because that's the only thing it was good for. Yeah, it's a snake. They just killed it.

See, that's another thing. You just kill me. If you put me in a snake, and then you bring me back out, and I'm all retarded, kill me then too. I think a lot of the premise of the book and the and the show this is not really a spoiler it's just the premise is like the rich people really can do anything they want if they want to put someone into a snake as a pet they can they can get away with it because they got so much money if they want to be 300 years old and and look like they're 30 and have like you know perfect erect nipples all the time they they can do it. That's whatever they want. For Neston style.

I'd oscillate between male and female lives. Just for the fuck of it. I'd trade different races around. I'd probably stay white for the most part. Yeah. We gotta re-up on that box. I'm gonna switch male and female back, but I'm gonna keep as long as the white box is available, I'm gonna keep

ticking it. One of my favorite parts in the book was this person who doesn't have a lot of money. They come out of prison, and there's not a lot of bodies available. So I think they were a black girl, and they got put into an Asian woman's body in the book. They didn't do this in the show. They ended up putting them into a man's body in the show. But the whole point is they went home, and the husband's making love, feeling like he's cheating's cheating but he's still his wife so it's like all that kind of weird stuff's going on so if you're in a different body would you feel like you're cheating if you're like with your girl or whatever i had this idea that my wife and i switch bodies and it's kind of kinky

but tell us all about this i'm like yeah you know fuck me like it's still you right like we we still have that connection i'll be the girl let's let me realize how much more she feels and you're like yeah right i've been getting ripped off all my life it literally wouldn't be gay woody because you are a female in that circumstance you know and not a pretend female yeah not a pretend female a real deal female but would you be upset if Jackie starts fucking you? Taylor, don't assume my gender just because I get into a woman's body. That's fair enough. I wouldn't want to be a anti-science liar.

Okay, would it be gay if you and your girlfriend both got into a male body? Yes. Would it be? Then it's two men and you're still a man. But then we get no no no it's there yeah but she's wrong if you want to fuck your your wife in a male body you can but that's very gay oh god what about the animal rabbit hole right now like here's the next step like oh jesus what if you want a horse fuck your wife self bestiality because you are a horse you have to play by the rules here

don't assume my species so that's the thing we're going to get into too because there's going to be a lot of people that argue like no there's a human inside that horse so therefore it is a human a lot of people argue like your identity is not attached to whatever physical thing on the outside I'm not going to even get

into that but that's going to come up it will and you could be like, hey, guess what? If I murder this horse right now, I'll do community service because it's a fucking horse. If you transfer back into a body and I blow your head off, I'm going to prison the rest of my life. And if I fuck this horse, as long as nobody

sees, I'm good to go. It's not going to the police. Until we enable the horse to speech or whatever. What is it, girl? He's a rapist. Dude, you know what I watched recently? Have you guys seen the movie Split?

Yes. It sounds familiar, but who's in it now? It's the lead actor in it. Kyle, do you remember the guy's name? I'll look it up, but it's been too long since I actor in it. Kyle, do you remember the guy's name? I'll look it up, but it's been too long since I've seen it. So the basis of the movie, and this is not a spoiler. You'd get more from the trailers. Is that there are three girls.

They go to a party, and a bad guy abducts them. Well, the bad guy has multiple personalities. And that's where it gets amazing. He does... I talked over you. Can you say it again? James McAvoy. I have seen that movie.

It's really good. And the acting is amazing. I don't know if he got any awards for it or whatever, but when he played the different part, you knew who he was, what he was doing, what these characters were all about and the way that he emoted it. Split is incredibly good yeah it's it's

part of the uh shamalon uh like superhero universe uh to be uh to be followed by mr glass which is in production now i don't know if you watched it to the very end we watched in theaters taylor i don't know if uh i did yeah i didn't catch well have you seen the movie on break yes and i was like i think that's that guy go ahead say what you're gonna say have you seen the movie unbreakable yes and i was like i think that's that guy go ahead say what you're gonna say have you seen the movie unbreakable i love with uh okay so did you catch the very ending where bruce willis is there and he's reading the paper about mr glass um i is so they said who was that other guy right that killed someone or they asked him a question and he answered it and i didn't understand

what was going on there well they're they're cuing you in that this is part of the same universe in which the unbreakable movies happened and you're showing that bruce willis is still out there fighting crime and mr glass samuel jackson's character i believe is about to be released from prison or something like that so there's it's shamalan is starting his sort of uh super sort of a superhero universe that's this weird because obviously like I don't want to spoil a split too much But you saw the supernatural stuff that happens toward the end. You know I really like He's great Yeah, oh very strong he got no no really

I don't know maybe these are good awards the Teen Teen Choice Award for Best Villain. He got the Saturn World Award. MTV Movie Award for Best Actor. It's pretty lame. Have you ever watched any award ceremony ever? I've never watched a movie or music award ceremony ever. Any kind at all. It's a bunch of rich, you know,

egotistical people in a room jerking each other off. Usually what it is. TwitchCon is twitch are we talking about i really like marlon brando's take on all this stuff he doesn't care have you ever watched some of his interviews and stuff i got into a trap like a week or two ago where i just started watching like brando interviews from like the 80s and 90s and everyone called it's calling him crazy and the what i was seeing was was a man who just does not give a fuck. He sent that Native American lady to accept his Oscar, and she just starts going off

about the mistreatment of Native Americans in Hollywood film, and they cut her off. Yeah, that was his first Oscar for, what was it, Godfather? I think it was. It might have been Streetcar Named Desire. I don't remember. Maybe. A long time ago. Yeah, a long time ago. I like the Goldenbes because when ricky gervais hosts because he just what's the tears academy awards yeah that's that's the really big one uh ricky gervais

makes the golden globes fucking hilarious though uh i love roast everybody he roasts everybody you know just and not in a friendly nice kind of a way like in a in a deep harsh nice kind of way. Like, in a deep, harsh, real kind of way. Like, you know, when he's mocking Mel Gibson's alcoholism and anti-Semitic comments. Yeah. But he's got this grin because he knows he's going to get away with it because he has that nice, you know, British accent

and, like, it's like, this is less offensive because I'm goofy. He's drinking a beer the whole time. And he does this, like, ridiculous, like, oh-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho- Because I'm goofy. He's drinking a beer the whole time. And he does this ridiculous laugh. And it's like, how are you going to be mad at that guy? It's like Super Bowl commercials. I'll go watch those clips after it's over. I don't watch the Super Bowl, but I watch the commercials after it's over.

Show me the good ones and then I'll go, show me the good Gervais lines. I can't sit through the whole thing. If anyone's listening to this and they want a really fun experience, just go on and search ricky gervais golden globe montage and there's like half an hour of him just ripping hollywood stars apart and and being you know making fun of the event making fun of the he's like it's okay the ratings here are terrible you know he'll say stuff like that it's good shit yeah it brings them back down to earth i mean i feel

like they maybe need some of that i mean i know there's like a trend of like depression in every industry to regardless of how much money people have and that sort of thing but i don't know if they get uh i don't know if they have as thick skin as they as like a regular guy on the street you know i like when he makes fun of the scientologist you think that's it or you let me just get more of it too are you like they hear it a lot when i'm at cisco no one's giving me shit at all like it's it? Let me just get more of it too. They hear it a lot. When I'm at Cisco, no one's giving me shit at all. It's very rare. There's that whole tabloid thing.

The whole tabloid thing where they're always talking about so-and-so cheated on so-and-so. But that really is just, that's a really good way to keep yourself relevant while you're not making a movie. All these people who are just on the cover of every stupid magazine when you're not making a movie. All these people who are just on the cover of every stupid magazine when you go to the grocery store, their face is always there even when they're not making movies. And I'm like, wait a minute.

That's why they're doing it. Those celebrities call those photographers. They're like, hey, I'm going to be, or they have their publicist do it. They're like, I'm going to be in Central Park with the kids. We're taking them out for a walk. And then they have a stylist and a makeup girl come to their apartment, do them up like they're about to go on set to a movie, then they wheel their kids out in a carriage.

Is this true at all? Yes, absolutely, 100%. He's right. It is contract. I've never heard of that. Well, you know about the Kim Kardashian thing that Rogan has pointed out. Oh, well, Kim Kardashian has her own photographer come and shoot the paparazzi shots and then Photoshop them and then sell them to magazines. That's why, why like if you look at one picture of her legs like like she's got that giant fake ass that that's uh that's implants and fat and call it fat injections it's absurd

it's colossal it's disgusting and but but right below it in the photograph she normally has these really big thighs that match because that's important, right? Those don't exist in real life. Those are Photoshopped in. Let me find Kim Kardashian's thighs. It should be right there in your search history. Yeah. Right there at the top.

Yeah. All right. Here's a perfect image. And this doesn't make her look disgusting or anything. This is why Kim Kardashian's butt really looks so big. She's actually only 5'3", and Kanye's 5'. I don't know, this may be... This may even be shopped. Let me keep looking.

Okay. Things I didn't want to see today. You didn't want to see that today? No, I'm not. I don't like the big six the big sick girl thing really it's like the new thing it's like every every time you open up instagram it's just like thick ass thick ass thick ass you know i like it but here's here's what i do like i like that other people like them i like that there's all kinds of perfect i like that i've talked about this before but there used to be one perfect model of a person. And now there's dozens of them.

Yeah. Her ass is too big because you look at it and you're like, she's not squatting to get that ass. There's something in there. You can see the drop off from the underside of her ass to her thighs. Those thighs would be much more

in proportion if those were natural. But it's not. She's a hob much more in proportion if she was if those were natural, you know, but it's not this She's a pop it bitch you hop of like narcissistic self-promotion and people like this are just the ones who have done it the best and She had a bit the best idea ever you get make a sex video with someone who's already famous and now you're famous I don't know if that was planned. This looks terrible. She seized the opportunity then.

That's something I've got to say was smart because people it seems like this day and age love people who love themselves a lot. That's all you see on the internet. That's all you see on Instagram. That's all you see on Facebook and Twitter. If someone really loves herself, a lot of other people are like, I love them too.

It's weird. Well, God helps those who help themselves, I was told as a child. And I'm like, but if I do it, then he won't even... But they're just telling me to do it. Yeah, the ass implants are really interesting. If he can't go to the DMV and renew my plates for me, then he's not helping at all. Of course I can do it. I was calling in a favor, Of course I can do it. Like,

I was calling in a favor, Jesus. I've been good. Yeah, there's two different kinds of ass augmentation. As I mentioned, there's the one where they actually put in implants in there, like similar to breast implants, but obviously shaped differently. And then there's one where they suck out fat from areas where you don't want the fat, which makes your tummy or your thighs or your love handles look better because you're sucking the fat out. Then they inject it like your ass is a fucking turkey back there. Then it makes a

big old crazy ass. That's the preferred method if you ask me. It costs about $8,500, $9,500. I was looking into it once. Not for myself. You're looking in the mirror at your jeans and you're like, I was totally ready to pull it pull a trigger pull the trigger on it for a girl i was like yeah i'll make the payments on that how about that that way but see if i feel like if i

just plunked down 10 grand for your new booty what if you run off you know what right what if you run off this big old booty and somebody else is spanking it? How about this? As long as you chill with me, I'll make the payments on this ass. How about that? $300 a month? Okay.

Yeah, sure. I would make her sign a contract that if we break up, she has to give me the ass back. Well, we weren't together. I just want to borrow the ass occasionally. You're going to put $10,000 worth of ass in a girl that likes going to be fucking other dudes?

She already has a big... It was going to be a very nice situation. It's going to be a good investment, Taylor. It's just like a public service. Like, hey, a new fuckable girl out there with a new ass by Kyle Myers. Yeah, sure. I mean, I'll sign it. I don't care.

I'll sign it. I'll start branding these things start a fucking uh i'll start branding these things every time i i improve someone how much are boob jobs those are probably cheaper it depends look you can get a cheap ass boob job for three grand you can get a crazy boob job job for like 15 or 20 grand though right it depends what you want and how good you want it to look you want to get under the muscle and you want a professional who who isn't going to like feed into the girl's like own uh insanity and give her like c's when she currently has like barely an a right that doesn't work you got you go up one maybe two cup sizes if there's enough fat there but like if she's like

flat as a board you go to an a and then it can only handle so much flag sure well the real thing and you want to go under the muscle. It's going to be too tight. The skin's too tight. It looks weird. It's like you thump it, and it's like, It's hard. It doesn't move around the way a boob should.

It's like when you go to the fruit aisle, and there's some fruits you thump, and you're like, ah, that's a good one. Same thing with tits. If you thump a titty, and it goes, that's a good one. Same thing with tits. If you thump a titty and it goes thunk, thunk, thunk, that's not a good titty. It's too ripe. It's too ripe.

It's ready to pop. I've seen some titties that if you were to take an actual needle and go poof, you would literally pop their titty. It wouldn't take an ahhhh stab. It would take a puff, and you'd pop them like a fucking balloon because the implant is just right below the skin.

There's nothing between the skin and the implant. You can see that in porn too. When a big girl with tits that are way, way too big and the skin's too tight, she'll be getting fucked on her back with gigantic tits, and there is no movement at all. Just a little shuffle up and down like

totally certain kind of wave on the side that's wrong right rather than the moving like natural boobs instead there's like a tread pattern on the side it's all wrong will like fall down a bit or like up or to the sides or wherever depending on the angle and shit and the tits but those like they just stand totally erect it's unnatural these are these are all reasons i moved out of miami i lived in miami for a job for about a year and half of miami was just like billboards that like there was there was a guy called the butt doctor and he there were billboards for that stuff everywhere and i you know i knew a guy who'd purchase like nine yes the bud doctor yeah i knew a guy who'd purchase like eight or nine sets of sets of boobs for different girls and stuff like that and i was

like that culture was just it didn't do it for me i went from there all the way up to like vermont i was like screw this i'm getting as far away as i can go to my girl nothing but tomboys up there it was vermont depressing well you know i I love snow and I love the dark. And, uh, one of the guys who was working with me was from Miami. He moved up to Vermont with, with me and he was depressed. He was just like a mess. Um, and it's like five o'clock every day. I'm like, I start work at like noon and like five o'clock every day.

He was just done for the entire day. He couldn't do just nothing. He couldn't, as soon as the sun went down he was done and then he'd wake up when the sun starts going out at three o'clock that was it but i was i was fine um pop vitamin d that's a big big thing that you have to do if you don't pop vitamin d you end up in this funk and you're not depressed but you don't want to do anything and that happened to me when i was in seattle too because there's not enough sunlight and as soon as i notice it and i'd be like do you want to play a video game no do you want to like work do some work no do you want to watch a show no i just i'm just gonna sit and like sit and as soon as you get in that funk you just pop vitamin d and it really fixes it that's's literally a disorder called SAD.

Seasonal Affective Disorder. It's called SAD. We have a light in my house that I mostly use it to illuminate things like engines while I work on them, but it's meant to make you happy. People in Alaska need those

for half the year because they don't get any natural sunlight. I feel like as a People in Alaska need those for half the year because they don't get any natural sunlight. Yeah. I feel like as a school kid. Yeah, I knew a guy. He had a whole basement full of those things set up. That's what that was about. He had a ton of plants, too.

Strong smell. He had seasonal affective disorder. He was just trying to stay happy. I wonder does marijuana make you happy or sad? Or maybe it doesn't do either. Oh, well, if it made people sad, I don't think it'd be quite so popular. Man, I'm going to get so high and just have a good cry. I hear you, but I mean, most drugs, alcohol makes them sad,

and heroin makes people sad, and meth makes them... Yeah, that depends on the person. And also on the time, because I've met drunks before who every time they get drunk, they get nasty yeah and it's like what the hell like how have how if you're a broken clock you're not even right twice you get really raced how oh of course yeah you know i'm just total you know i start uh you know goose stepping and whatnot uh but other people other people are always super you know having a good time, laughing. It depends on the person.

It seems to amplify or I don't know if amplify is the right word, but it seems to unleash the temperance that you would place upon your regular. I was talking about these drugs. I was talking about like people who abuse them too much and put themselves in a state that impacts their life in a negative way. But it still happens all the time. It's an opiate crisis. I mean, ice cream does that. That's true, yeah. Ice cream does that.

I mean, you eat two quarts of ice cream a day, next thing you know, you're... Well, you know what happens. We've all seen the streams. So these are two of my favorite subreddits. Torpedo tits, rtorpedotits. Did you link them? I think I can link it without showing anything bad on the thing.

I'll delete it right away. Yeah, it just shows the URL. You can't go there. It's not safe for work unless he can put it somewhere else. And then the other one is called rboltedonbooty. Okay?

So boltedonbooty, in case you're not following, is fake asses. Big, crazy, over-the- not following is fake asses. Big, crazy, over the top insane fake asses. Just not even realistic looking because that's the point. Fake asses.

How many of these are men? Is it all women? That's a different subreddit. I feel like there would be some pretty good comedy value in this stuff with a man. I've definitely seen where like dudes will get these fake asses but these are all ladies um as far as i could tell a lot of them you can definitely tell because that's an innie not an outie um and most of them a lot of them are just

unattractive if you if i'm being perfectly honest like they're just a bit disgusting i'm looking at one right now and it's like oh that's unnatural. That looks like she has, like, sports balls in her butt. Like, I bet it's hard for her to shit right. Like, that's weird. Like, it's going to be hard to find anything that fits you. But torpedo tits is, I don't think you can duplicate the torpedo tit look with simple, you know, implants or anything. That's a genetic thing. Oh, the ab implants.

Thank you, Taylor. This is where I was going at. These body mods are only going to get worse as we become more and more technologically advanced, and then eventually in the next 30, 40 years, we're going to have bionic arms and everything. Whatever you want, it's coming. What about bionic cocks?

Bruce Buffer had that. You know Bruce Buffer, the It's Time guy? Coco Gadget cock. It's time! He had bolt-on abs installed. And it's weird because his body is comparable in fitness level to an Alex Jones. It doesn't look that great, but with clothes on, it kind of works. And he takes his shirt off, and it's like, well, you're like a Fat McGregor or something.

You've got abs and a chest, and he's been sculpted by a knife, but Fatty. That's a weird thing. Are you talking about this guy specifically? Bro's living it up. Like, I'd switch places with Bruce. Maybe not give up the years of my life, but he looks like he's having a good old time, right?

Like, look at that picture. Well, that's because of the money, not those ridiculous off-kilter abs. It's a package deal, Taylor. Maybe he's empty inside when he goes to bed. I always have this thing where people on Twitter and Facebook and everything, they only show you the reality they want the world to see. They don't show you anything real.

It's like, this is who I want you to think I am. So every time I see something like that, I'm like, okay, who is this guy really? Or do I even care? Most of the time, I don't't even care i just want to go live in the woods jesus christ look at look at this creature is this a real thing i mean which one um uh that's a bad link it's it's let me let me find a better better one i want to share that um this this this is like this is a creature this isn't a real thing. I feel like people wouldn't really respect you for having fake abs. Because having abs

is different than having tits. Because having tits isn't like, oh, she worked really hard for those tits. But having abs, it's like, oh, so this guy doesn't have the stick-to-itiveness to actually get abs, so he just bought them. Look at this thing. I think, I mean, this individual.

Whoa. I'm very frustrated. I hear you guys bubbling. I know this new OBS has not solved all my problems. I have a new computer right there, fully assembled. I'm just practicing on it, making sure it's ready. I mean, I really do think... It is a real picture.

That's a being I think this is all going to be the future we're just kind of going to get used to it because I think it's going to become cheaper it's going to become more normal and people are going to start seeing their flesh as just something that they can do whatever with almost like a jacket or whatever like oh I can do whatever I want with it

and then of course you're going to have the purists and the and like the I guess whatever the next generation of hippies are going to be here. Like, screw that, man. All natural. Yeah. That's where we're going. Logan, you're a tech guy.

Do you have any Apple products in your personal use? No. None. No, I wouldn't. That seems to be the trend with a lot of tech guys. No, I've got a lot of strong feelings about Apple, but the main thing is, is if, even if I didn't have any of the, the qualms about like, you know,

their practices and that sort of thing. One of my phrases is you can't hack on a Mac. The Apple products are, I mean, you can do programming on an Apple just fine, but they're, if you want to do certain things, you really have to jump through way too many hopes,

you know, just very basic, easy things that you can do in other operating systems, like with windows and Linux and stuff that you can, you can do it easily. The customization Apple is more like here is what we've decided that you like, you know what I mean? Like you like this and that's it. And it's perfect. And for a lot of people, it is like, that's easy. It works. But for anyone who wants to add a little nuance, give it their own flavor and just change it around a little bit, it's not that easy to do.

So that's the main reason I don't use any Apple products. And you don't really game on them that much. You can't game on them. That much is undeniable and just flat out true. I mean, our game is going to be Linux and all the consoles and Windows, but not Mac. I don't even care about Mac. It seems like a lot of games that are like that.

Well, I mean, most are just Windows, but you can't hack on a Mac thing. Why don't even care about Mac. It seems like a lot of games are like that. Most are just Windows. You can't hack on a Mac thing? Why can't Mac do games? I don't know. Their hardware is often a step behind on the video card. I guess that's mostly for iOS devices. Those things are so locked down and they're so

difficult to customize. If you want to do special things like you can do with an Android, like having just a different launcher and that sort of thing that's going to be extremely difficult if not impossible to do on it on a apple product on on the on their desktop computers you can do a little hacking like i said and you can do some programming on them and stuff but even that's very confined under it which i like a lot it's my more i'm more comfortable in that community yeah you could do a lot more with, but even turning off mouse acceleration requires like programming knowledge. It's not an option that you can check Mark, you know,

I don't want mouse acceleration. You can't just turn that off. It's really annoying to me. So for a lot of people, if someone just came up and they were like, I want to browse five or six websites and here's my budget. If it's a low budget, I'll be like, here, here's a Linux computer. You can do all that stuff on Linux just fine. But if they really want an Apple and they come to me and ask me for advice, I'm like, you already have your decision. You just want me to say yes to it, go ahead and do it. Buy an Apple. But don't say I told you to because you're just coming to me for

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So if you live in, say, Massachusetts or Colorado or California or Oregon or Washington, who knows? Maybe this is a product that's right for you. So check that out. What is it about people from those states? Those are all the states where marijuana is legal.

Oh, I didn't get it at all. Because obviously people outside of those states aren't using an illegal substance. Obviously this is an altitude thing. Wait, Massachusetts? An altitude thing? Yeah, that's where I started. What about all the times that bad breath comes in handy?

I don't think it ever has. Unless you're being assaulted. And you're like, ah! Bobby Clark used it as an offensive weapon in hockey. Try not to kiss somebody. You're like, you know what I mean? Let's just skip the kissing. That was Wayne Gretzky, wasn't it? You just dropped

that, right? It was Bobby Clark. Bobby Clark had to soak himself in some sort of medicine and one of the side effects of it, for his sore muscles or joints or whatever. Who knows? It was the 70s. And it gave him god-awful halitosis, which he considered

very good. He would breathe on opponents during the game. Fucking Broad Street bullies were amazing. That would get under my skin probably so much more than even like a face wash, because it's like, it's so unexpected, because you can't be like,

and get rid of it. Like a face wash, you can knock their hand off, but like, there's no defense. He just carries smart mouth with you on the ice. Just fucking take it. Blow on goalies and defensemen in the crease and shit like that. We used to do a lot of theater and some scenes we had to kiss

other people, kiss this girl. So we had this thing backstage where we would try to gross each other out with our breath. And that was the most fun I've ever had in theater because I get really bored doing the same thing every night and going out there and i really wasn't that into the whole musical theater thing but it was a pretty good job um for the pay and everything and also the hours you work people can play actors can play no it's so easy you just come out show up for three or four hours

and get fed strawberries and shit um but like we would sit backstage and i would like take a huge bite out of a raw onion and then run on stage to kiss her and stuff and we would see we would sit backstage and i would like take a huge bite out of a raw onion and run on stage to kiss her and stuff and we would see we would after the show be like oh i saw you crack up so you were a paid actor i did that before i started doing youtube and my goal was to start writing like video games and movies and i was having a lot of trouble like going in through through the front door because everyone was like, nobody gives a shit about nerds. This was like 15 years ago, 10, 15 years ago. And back then, no one gave a shit about nerds. And they were all like, your stuff, no one cares about it.

No one cares about these nerdy plot lines. No one cares about hackers. That's dumb. So I was like, you know what? I'm going to go on YouTube and get a good enough size audience. And then I'll write a movie and be like, look, we've already got an audience, you idiots. So come in through idiots. Back then, hacker movies were like Swordfish.

That movie was so bad with the hacking aspect. I don't know anything about computers. The hacking language, I'm like, this doesn't make any sense. We need a person who can crack into this. Four times in the last sentence. We need someone who can crack into

the mainframe while getting a blowjob in less than a minute with a gun to their head no with a gun to their head yeah yeah look look that movie's a winner if for no other reason than we got to see halle berry's titties that that's that's a real winner all right i think she fucked billy bob thornton i've looked at that closely that's a different movie i know but yeah i'm just saying that you know if you like I've looked at it closely, too. You can see his balls. Look, I've zoomed. I've cropped.

I've gotten in. It's for science, right? It looks like she's on his dick. It really does. And they used to date, so she wasn't adding to her counter or anything. It was like, you know, we've done this 150 times. We can do it 151. Yeah, I know it's not a pause load.

We're good here. I mean, they could use body doubles. Like, what was that one? Oh, no. I wish we could watch the clip. We should do a live show from Chatterbait where it's nothing but disgusting and porn topics. Man, that'll be so different than our normal show.

Dude, that is such a great idea. Instead of like... Oh, my God, I love this idea. Do you think Chatterbait would have us? Will they not have us? I don't know. Come on. The standards of Chatterbait, easier to get into Brown.

Yes, it is. That is such a funny... People would be mad if it wasn't archived and forever on our channel or something, but... You could edit it, you know, and blur out... This would be a lot of work to edit that particular episode. Maybe. You'd have...

Put all of the dirty stuff in its own screen, maybe. Maybe a new overlay would be in order. Or just put it in one like Vimeo. You can have not-safe-for-worse stuff there, right? I'm saying it needs to be on YouTube in some form or fashion so that all of the audience gets to it. So you do the Chatterbait livestream and we're uploading,

we're showing all kinds of dirty, fucked up shit and then when you upload to YouTube you would just blur that box out that is the dirty box for the full episode. Dude, this idea is so good. Thank you. I don't know if we'll have any sponsors on this show.

We'll have more. Maybe we'll reach out to adult sponsors only for that show. Yeah, we'll get Wet Platinum, get some other masturbatory device. Wet Chat keeps gallons of that shit. This show is sponsored by Wet Platinum, Kleenex, and oddly, Smart Mouth.

See, when you start moving to the area that no sponsor will touch, I think a lot of the audience is like, yeah, this is real, and they start throwing more money at Patreon. That could make it up. Woody's right, though. Smart mouth would do it. That's great for after oral sex, right?

Before, maybe. Before, after. You don't want to be tasting clam all day. I swallowed some smartmouth the other day. I burped and it tasted like egg because I feel like it was getting at that sulfur gas in my stomach.

Maybe. Try not to swallow it. As with... It's my best. That's funny. I mean, it's better for you than Tide Pods. That's true. All these fools eating Tide Pods when the off-brands are the same thing.

They taste the same. You save so much money by just eating a dot pad. Have you seen the new Coil Challenge or whatever? The Hot Coil Challenge. The Hot Coil Challenge. It's a new thing on YouTube. It's been cropping up lately. I forget if it's called Hot Coil Challenge or what, but anyway, people turn

on the coil stoves. They turn them on to high, so they get red hot, and then they see how long they can keep their forearm on the stove, like on it. And they're getting third-degree burns and stuff, and there's all these people uploading YouTube videos because they just need attention so bad that it's worse. Badasses.

Yeah, they need attention now. Wow. You want to watch a Hot Coil Challenge? No. I'm looking for a Yeah, they need detention now. You want to watch a hot coil challenge? I'm looking for a hot coil challenge right now. Is that what it's called? Hot coil challenge? It's called the hot coil challenge. I think we should watch this. I'm going to skip forward to make sure it's not gruesome.

This guy has a bit of a pussy. He brings his arm up and it's just like It's like, dude, that's third degree burns. Good job. Enjoy the hospital. Oh my god, they heat it up before they stick it on there. Alright, so the first guy I like is a pussy. He doesn't even do it. The guy right there is the one. He's like

Why? But that's like the new Tide Pod challenge. It's like, we gotta step it up. Can we watch this, Woody? Yeah, I'm fine. Oh! Alright, let's go back.'m fine. Okay, alright. Alright, let's go back. Alright, we're gonna start at zero for this one.

So if you watch this live with us, this is called Don't Try This, colon, Idiot Tries This Dumb New Challenge called the, quote, Hot Coil Challenge, exclamation point. The channel is like prod by glow gang and then in brackets,

thought breaker. Thought breaker. You're telling words. Did thought breaker words change the oh there's a second one yeah the one that i linked is the the memory does it it wasn't i didn't want to watch it it was that whenever i load a web page now it seems like for 20 seconds the audio skips and shit and i was hoping the new obs would fix it but it didn't i am loaded up are we ready i'm by the way we're only gonna need like 15 seconds to keep it zero look at the look on this guy's face i know yeah this guy is freezing on the last frame all over him and notice this on his left hand there is that a wedding band is that a tattoo i if this man's married what the

fuck like this shouldn't be a father Or an adult He's clearly in a small apartment Anyway doesn't matter let's go Uh Okay 3, 2, 1 play It's already red hot

Now listen to the sizzle You gotta get your face through. Your reaction will be priceless. Ow! Ow! Ow! Holy shit! Holy fuck, that was pretty cool.

No, it wasn't! That's what I thought you said. Now let me offer this as a rebuttal. That was music. Stop it. Alright, you can stop it. That was pretty cool. Oh my fucking god. That was the stupidest thing. I've seen people eat Tide Pods, snort condoms,

eat spoonfuls of cinnamon. That's the stupidest thing I've ever seen. Yeah. I've done the cinnamon challenge as a joke with friends before. Because it's for fun. You're not going to die. Like, this is... I can't imagine this. Dude, when it started, when the smoke came up and everything, cinnamon challenge as a joke with friends before because it's for fun. You're not going to die. Like this is... I can't imagine this. Dude, when it started when the smoke came up and everything

I suppose that was mostly body hair. I guess. It could have been skin too. He had a lot of hair. And you see all those ridges. He's going to have a shitty arm forever. That's going to all scar, right? Probably. Those things get as hot

if not higher than most gas stoves. Those things are really hot. Coils are fucking hot. Yeah, that's a... Man, we should try and start a really damaging challenge. You guys want to do that? Yeah. I think we could become liable for such a thing. How about the

Blowtailor Challenge? Yes, the Blow Taylor Challenge. Treat yourself to the wonderful scenery of St. Louis, Missouri. Yes, the diamond of the Middle East. I thought you were going to go into his landscaping. You know, if you launch something like this in a clandestine way, I mean, 4chan is the way to go on there and do it. A lot of those guys would love to have some more attention.

But, I mean, even just going in like, I don't know know when i lived in new york city my friend and i goofed off we used to put up fake posters in the in the subway that looked like legit posters that said stupid things like did you know that 74 of the power to for the trains was generated by the turnstiles you know like but you could go and start start stuff by putting up notices like do this challenge and win money. But no one has to know you did it. How about like the ALS Sulfuric Acid Challenge? You're praying into everyone's need for attention. And the ALS people were geniuses because ALS is a terrible thing.

But as far as the percentage of people that it affects, it's minuscule. But they were able to spread this by preying on everyone's need to be seen. And everyone's need to like, check out, look at me doing a cool thing. We need to raise awareness for prostate cancer. And the thing that you do has something to do with your butthole. Should be fucking Taylor, clearly. I don't know how I got conscripted into it. Well, we had a blow-Taylor challenge.

If we're going to do some prostate awareness, one plus one equals two. Do you remember that scene from The Shield? Do you remember that scene from The Shield where he put the child molester's face on the stove? I've never seen that show, but you've actually linked me that YouTube clip, yeah. Yes, that's so fucking hardcore.

There's this child rapist slash drug kingpin murdering type and fucking I think his name's Chickless, right? He just walks into the guy's house. He's basically telling him, you know, leave town, bro. Just beat it. Get out of here. We won't have any more problems. And he's like, I think I like it in your town.

You gotta stay a little longer. And the next thing you know, he's got his arm behind his back pinned and his face is being put on that coil and just... He's like, you're going to leave? And he's like, no! You're going to leave? No! And he just basically melts the side of the guy's face off.

And the guy stayed around for a couple of seasons, so he was pretty with word. I just see him with that coil on the side of his face later on. Everyone knew. What is wrong with people? You know, I don't know what real life police on perp violence is like, but on TV and in the movies, it's a lot like the guys that cower to the angry dogs. You know, I feel like the police look tough, like Michael Chiklis did there. But that guy wasn't fighting back at all. He grabbed him and pinned his arm behind. There was no resistance. He's holding his face on the oven he wasn't even pushing back he was just complaining he was trying there were three of them were there

three people holding him there was one well there was only well it was michael chiklis you i mean he's not fat at all he's clearly all muscle he's very fat that's that's the greatest illusion of that that show where they like There's a family guy joke, like, no matter how hard you try, you will never make Michael Chiklis look muscular. He's just overweight and strong. He's 5'7". Alex Jones.

I was going to say, yeah. He's got an Alex Jones-type build. Very solid, right? It'd be hard to push him out of your way. Yes, great description. No, it wouldn't. I think It'd be hard to push him out of your way. Yes. Great description. I think they'd be good at sumo. It would not be hard to push that guy out of your way.

You don't think Alex Jones is solid on his feet? Oh, Alex. I'm talking about Michael Chiklis. Michael Chiklis is only 5'7". So you could get a good push on him. But in the movies, he's at least 6'. Okay, if we're doing movie Michael Chiklis, then yeah, he'd be difficult to move. But real life one,

I'm seeing some candid photos of him on vacation and nothing about this man instills fear in my heart. I disagree with you, Woody. I feel like the police know how to hold their own. I've got a bit of evidence here. Not sure if you're familiar with this video from 1991.

Well, and they all have sticks and tasers, and the perpetrator is ill. But they win. We had cops and prison guards and stuff like that in Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu, and they were just regular people. Did they have their utility belt with them? No. That is a flawed argument then. All right. Cops are Batman.

Cops are Batman, right? Like, you never saw, like, Batman fight any crime in his Bruce Wayne business suit, right? Like, maybe once or twice in those Nolan movies, right? But not in the comics, not in the lore. He's not out there just, bring it on, I'm in my Armani. Like, no. He puts on a fucking bulletproof suit. He's in a million-dollar plane or car. He puts on a fucking bulletproof suit.

He's in a million-dollar plane or car, and he's got a utility belt full of, like, bat bombs and batarangs and fucking that thing he shoots that sucks him up into buildings and stuff. No, he's got a utility belt. That's what cops are. Cops are covered with that stuff. He's got eight ways to either hurt, injure, or kill you. And he's just, he's like, what am I going to use on you today? None of them in TV, though. The TV cops will grab you by the arm and put you in a half Nelson or something like that, chicken wing.

You know what? I watched the movie End of Watch. Have you seen that with Jake Gyllenhaal? I think it's Jake Gyllenhaal. Yeah, I have seen that. It follows two LAPD cops throughout their day. It's very real and gritty. And there's a part where they're trying to arrest this guy in his house, and the guy like calls him pussies like you just pussy hiding behind that badge he's like oh yeah you want to go you want to throw down right now he's

like i had no cop he's like i don't know you whip my ass we'll leave i whip your ass i'm taking you in he's yeah homeboy yeah let's see that and they have like like fist fight while his partner's watching like get him get him come on like they have like they have a legit fist fight while his partner's watching. Like, get him! Get him! Come on! They have a legit legal... How dumb of a criminal do you have to be to accept that challenge? Pretty dumb. Actually, you'd want to be like, all right, let me get my GoPro real quick,

and then we'll do this, because I'm not getting arrested for anything if you do a bare-knuckle boxing match with me right here to decide it. And even if he did beat him, the other cop would just be like, all right, you're best. Now you beat up my friend.

Yeah, poor Rodney King, man. That guy got the fuck beaten out of him. It's hard to watch that. That's why OJ got set free. That's literally why OJ got free. I want to say you're wrong, but I feel like it was a contributing factor it absolutely was they were afraid of more riots they were afraid of more riots if they if they if

they send oj away then la was going to burn again more truck drivers gonna get their heads caved in more rocks while people danced like they were in somalia or something i don't know about enough about that topic to comment on just that but i think a lot of people underestimate how much is just a pure product of blowback from other things yeah like the reason we do this well we didn't do it because we we wanted to do this but we had to because the blowback from the other thing we did so people that's i mean it's all over the world just responding to blowback it's hard to watch that rodney king thing that i just linked i mean they are pummeling this guy in the legs with those batons and i think they've tased him a couple times. It looks like a taser to me.

I didn't know they had those things in 91. But that's just. And then it's all on video. Like, that's why OJ went free. That's why OJ went free. I like the new Dave Chappelle. It's kind of new. Special where he's talking about, like, it'd be funny if OJ, like,

walked out on the NFL field with those bad knees then then then took a knee during the national anthem fucking oj he's in vegas now that's where that's where he's living i heard he uh got kicked out of a hotel the other night uh hotel casino because he was drunk being a bit belligerent you'd think you'd mind your p's and q's right no what was that book he wrote like you've already shown that you could if i did murder it's not gonna make you more careful if you can get away with murder you're gonna start thinking i can get away with every lesser crime now you didn't get away with kidnapping he just did like nine how many years nine ten that's true dude just got out yeah how long was oJ in jail?

Nine years, I called it. Yeah. Holy shit. Yeah. He came out all fat. He'd been eating those Snickers bars constantly, working as a janitor. This is a guy who won the Heisman, right? This is a guy who fucking was in car commercials and in those movies with Leslie Nielsen, right?

They wanted him for the Terminator movie to play the Terminator you know why they didn't pick him he was too likable imagine they got a swartzenegger there was a time when oj simpson was too likable to be the goddamn terminator nowadays i'd love to see that shit right like Like, da-da-da-da-da-da. Da-da-da-da-da-da. Na-na-na-na-na-na-na. No, run! Na-na-na-na-na-na. Sawing people's heads. He'd have plenty of time, because he'd take the time to completely saw the heads off of all of his victims. Instead of just killing them.

And then after he's done, he'd always hide his gloves. And with the bad knees, he's kind of got that slow Terminator walk now. Like at the end when all the flesh is burnt off. I'd watch that shit i really would i i definitely believable as a villain uh he i i feel like he's such a likable guy though i bet if you if we hung out with oj like in real life like if we met oj at a bar and he was a little tipsy and like nobody else had recognized him for whatever reason we were like juice is that you yeah man keep it down low, though. Could we have a beer with you?

Get the Juice another beer. I feel like we could sit down with that guy, talk about Leslie Nilsen. Oh, he was a great man. Oh, he was a great man. So funny. So funny. Such a tantalizing neck on that man, I remember. I just love to bury a kitchen knife in it.

I had to keep my hands in my pockets. I would not buy O.J. Simpson a beer. He's a murderer. Would you buy a huge... George Bush? Yeah. I don't think I'd buy any president a beer just because it's like...

You got enough money. You should be buying me a beer. It's not about... You don't buy girls beers because they're broke I'm not trying to fuck OJ or George W. Bush. Oh, I have to be I mean if anybody's gonna be doing the fucking It's gonna be OJ. You're gonna be getting fucked by OJ. That's how that's going. Yeah in my head will be six yards east Yeah, I guess I would buy any president up here I don't I don't like Obama, but I'd buy him a beer just to talk. I'd love to speak to Obama. That'd be cool.

Absolutely. Like any president, really. They all seem... You don't get to that position in politics or in anything without being incredibly charismatic and interesting to talk to, engaging. I feel like I always hear people talk about Bill Clinton

and when he shakes your hand and his body language and how he does the double hand thing. He grabs your hand and then he brings the other one in and cups the back of your hand. He pulls you in and leans himself in and really smiles and looks you in the eye. You're the only one in the world. Man, I thank you for supporting my campaign. I know Hillary's a little out there and sure, for being real, she's the antichrist. But God damn it, you've got to vote for her. She's going to put me back in that cell.

She's been holding my soul. She made a deal with Satan himself. Dude, if you look at pictures of Bill Clinton in recent years, it looks like, and I know this is not something that happens to old people, it looks like his eyes have shrank deep, deep into his head. And they've become little dark dog's eyes or a shark's eyes, deep back there into his head. And they become little dark, you know, dog or dog's eyes or a shark's eyes, you know, like deep back there in his head. It's almost upsetting, isn't it? Like the way he looked, all like healthy and fat back in the day.

But when he was jogging with the Secret Service, stopping at a McDonald's to get himself a double cheeseburger, I like those. Most of the presidents, like regardless of how I feel about their politics, it's like, ah, man, I bet that's a cool guy to hang out with. George Bush especially, right?

That was a guy who was doing cocaine and partying, going nuts. I bet George W. would be really interesting to hang out with. I think a lot of the people in charge,

there's something off in their head, and that's kind of interesting. It's the same thing with murderers and serial killers. There's something off, and it's like

they're not normal people, and that's like they're not normal people, and that's why they're in charge. I don't know any cool scientist, any normal guy who's like, yeah, I want to be president. No, they're like, no, I want to go do something else. I don't know of any normal politicians or any. In my opinion, somewhere in the same category of fucked up and weird is the murderers and stuff.

There's something that doesn't click all the way, but it makes them hungry for something, right? Like approval or power or whatever it is. They definitely test higher on the sociopathy scale. You know? Psychological analysis. But yeah, I think there's something

to what you're saying, definitely. As an observer, I would buy just about any of them a beer, just because I want to sit back and like, okay, let's just observe this because it's all right you get a half hour you get a half hour conversation an intimate conversation just you and ex-president or oj simpson they throw him in the mix he's he's in the back which do you pick who do you have can they be dead presidents or only living ones only living ones this isn't sci-fi is carter still alive? Yes, he is. You want to call that alive?

When he comes on a plane, I like this about Carter, and I hate it simultaneously. He shakes the hand of every single person on the airliner when he gets on, because he flies commercial, of course. I mean, he's not rolling that peanut money anymore. He gets on, he goes down the aisle, and he's just shaking every fucking person's hand. Like hundreds of people, right? Like 180 people on a flight can you imagine the delay what an asshole like like united would have to be like and it's a carter flight so anticipate delays you know like i would like to shake carter's hand i guess i mean he was a shit not if it means i have to sit on the fucking runway for an extra 45 minutes exactly if he was just gonna shake my hand i'll be like all right

get your old ass back here. Push him along. Alright, now, fucking find your seat, sir. But if he's going to shake everybody's hand, first of all, can you imagine by the time he gets back to me, you'd want to be in first class, because if he's coming all the way to the back of the plane, that hand is going to be eight kinds of

positives. There's going to be Ebola, fucking anthrax, napalm shit puke it's gonna be disgusting you're gonna get alzheimer's just from shaking that man's hand there's not any person let alone president in the past future that i would want to wait more than 10 minutes for to shake their hand like at all come on i i'd sit around to shake like i don't know jfk's hand or something like that like one of the really cool presidents

no it's not even like you're having a conversation it's just a delay William Shatner? Come on nobody you said nobody not even if Jesus himself was like I'm going to shake the hands of everybody on this plane I'd be like you silly bitch

sit down and you can do it to the people who want to when you wait in the terminal outside of the bridge. Are we talking white Jesus or brown Jesus? Which Jesus are we talking right here? We're talking the real Jesus, the Jewish Jesus. The Jewish brown, yeah. With the Jew fro and everything. Yeah, yeah.

The Jew fro. He looks much more Arab than what's in all of our Catholic churches. I would want to shake his hand just to ask him, like, dude, how do you feel about all this shit that's going on in your name? Yeah, right. And also, you're whitewashed, too, by the way. I wanted to be like, how do you

feel? I just want to know, like, what he says. He'd probably say something really, like, laid-back and hippie, and then move on. He probably would, or he'd smite you. Get him back. I think I'd rather meet Obama. He'd be like, Dad's gonna smite you, but I back to the beginning. I think I'd rather meet Obama. He'd be like, Dad's going to smite you, but I think you're cool. I think it would be George W. I find George W. Bush so interesting because I feel like if you spoke to him for 30 minutes,

you'd get a real measure on his intelligence, how quick-witted he is, how knowledgeable he is about some basic shit at least. Because I don't know. I don't know for sure. Obviously, he was the president of the fucking United States. He went to Yale. He's not a retard. And yet I've seen him speak publicly. I've seen him make up words

like a child. Strategery. They underestimated me. You fooled me once. Shame on... You can't fool me. me once shame on you can't fool me you had one job like this was all you had to do today was make this speech you couldn't get it you could get it right and it's not it's a colloquialism you know you should be able to

fucking so sometimes you know he comes up like a real dummy and the the you know the popular culture idea is that he is a dummy, right? A moron, a doofus who somehow got into office through family ties and crooked political system. But is he? Do you guys think that when the president goes in there that on day one or whatever, there's a group of five guys in suits walking in like, all right, you won. That's great.

Here's how the shit really runs around here. Yeah, I think so. I think there's a lot of coming to jesus moments where like he like i feel like trump had a lot of those i feel like he was like all right so uh let's just stop doing business with china let's see how they like it on their own like oh sorry that's not how this shit works right uh no you don't actually have a tenth of the power that you were led to believe you would have now more that's why he's on twitter all day, because he's like, here's where I have my power. More interestingly, I

wonder if there's a point where they're like, you know, talk to him about aliens or recovered Russian spacecraft or something crazy. Just so you know, we have a weaponized space platform. You may have heard Reagan mention it back in the 80s. The Star

Wars program, it's real. Would they even tell him that, though, at're like no the last few presidents are like i don't know if i want to tell this guy because obama will probably tell the people and then the last the other guys are probably like too dumb to know about this stuff i don't know i feel like if there were a star wars program they would be foolish to tell trump about it he'd be like what we can just press buttons and blow things up? I was so disappointed when I got in and there was nothing about Area 51. That's the whole reason I ran, if I'm being frank. That speech didn't bother me. I just wanted

to know if aliens were real. And now I'm still as lost as I was on November 7th. Maybe it's foolish and juvenile, but that would be my first question. It would be about aliens. So, do we have any evidence that we're holding back? Do we know anything? No, of course not. It's like, so do we have any evidence that we're holding back? Like, do we know anything? And they're like,

no, of course not. It's bullshit. We just, you know, we just throw that cover story out there every time we make a new plane. Is Area 51 a real place

in Nevada? Was it like a nuclear testing zone? Is that why you're not allowed to go there? No, they test aircraft there. It's top secret aircraft. Wasn't that where the SR-71 was initially

and like all the new craft? The Aurora. An Aurora thing that's like a triangle and is like some sort of crazy ramjet thing that makes those donut vapor clouds. It just explodes.

Pulse explosions. That's crazy. That stuff exists. The X-Files really focused on that program a lot. That was in a time where a lot of that hadn't been released. We've learned since then, the X-Files was kind of on to something. That is what they're doing out there.

They're testing those top secret aircraft. Whether it's some sort of recovered alien technology, that's the question I would ask as a juvenile president. Do we have any little gray men out there? Because I'm terrified of them and I need to know. technology that's what that's the question i would ask as a juvenile president okay hey do we have any like little gray men out there because i'm terrified of them and i need to know dude that i'm still stuck on the like a couple weeks ago there was a footage of a ufo released by military fighter pilots and the fact that it came from such a credible source right it wasn't

like rednecks campinging who saw a UFO. And it's all blurry and shaky. Right. No, this was the footage from fighter pilots and the conversation from fighter pilots. And they were both seeing it. And they both agreed on it. And it moved in ways that our current tech can't. And I'm like, what's up?

What's going on there? This was like 12 years ago too, right? Yeah. 2005 or something. But new yeah yeah that makes me think in a strange way that it's even more credible you know that it took so long to get out maybe there was something there or maybe it was just like a national security thing where they're like oh that's ended up being a russian plane but we can't let them know that they're beating the fuck out of us with their technology or oh china's really way ahead we thought they were

the thing about the way that thing moved and like you know I'm just me but like the way it moved it seemed like you couldn't have a human pilot in that thing right the way it stopped on a dime like the g-forces involved you would think would just kill a person human pilots would like are we done with them yet

it's gotta be soon right right like a lot of people just feel more comfortable there's a great Are we done with them yet? It's got to be soon, right? Right. I think a lot of people just feel more comfortable. There's a great X-Files episode. It's a lot about human comfort. Like, we know that there's someone in the cockpit, so it makes us feel good. Oh, I don't mean, like, commercial. Like, there's not, like, dip in and dodge. I mean, like, what do you say?

Like, you can do so much more with a military plane that, like, you don't have to worry about the G-forces on a human brain. That'll be gone soon i would imagine yeah like taylor said you don't have this weak you know pile of bush which is a human in the middle of it plus you don't have all those life support systems it can be so much lighter i was gonna say cheaper but i'm sure it'll be more expensive but yeah and the accountability is also way lower like well look a drone blew up a family whoops the the size's a human, they're like, oh, that human. Who told them to do that? And a lot of them have multiple pilots in it. So there's

a room in there. And if you get rid of that, then it just becomes a small little thing. It's so much lighter and faster. Yeah. That definitely makes sense. There's a really good X-Files episode where they're studying that these Air Force pilots have these weird symptoms because they've been piloting alien aircraft.

And they have weird symptoms from whatever the alien aircraft have been doing to them. But yeah, the way that thing operated, that was bizarre. I don't know what that was. You sound like a dumb yokel, right? When you're like, yep, it was definitely aliens. The thing that's one of the biggest issues with me is why would any government keep aliens secret? What would that do to society? I mean, I know there's some speculation that it would actually make xenophobia and racism on our planet even worse.

Even better. No, no, no. Some people say worse. Some people say it will solve it. What we need is a common enemy. I've been saying that for a long time. Right now you've got black people that don't like brown people. You've got brown people that don't like yellow people.

You've got yellow people who hate everyone. What if there was a green man to hate? When we bring the green man into hate, we can all band together. Isn't that kind of where the white man fits in in this whole scenario too? Don't they all hate the white man? Yes. Which is totally unfair. We are the global minority.

That's the best part about being part Native American. Whenever anything like that happens, I'm like, hey, I'm an eighth Native American. I'm one eighth angry about everything, too. I own part of a casino. I want everyone to get off of my land. Sometimes I go outside, look at litter, and shed a tear. Yeah. Okay, so I recently read a really cool sci-fi book from China.

They're making a movie out of it, but it's... They made first contact in China in this book with this giant new antenna that they're building. I think it's pretty much... It's like they're building it in a canyon. It's huge. So they made first contact, and one of the things about that is

they didn't tell anybody else because they thought it would make uh the racism xenophobia even worse because china was going to be the ones who were communicating with the aliens and they would have all the secret stuff and of course they're not going to share anything with anybody else so if some other country was the one to make first contact and they had all that power it would create a lot of tension around the world. You know what I mean? Yeah. Because why would, if China makes first contact and they are going to have the most powerful radio antenna in the world soon, it's way bigger than anything that America has or Russia or anybody else.

So if Russia or China made first contact and they had this massive advantage all of a sudden because they are actually communicating with with some extraterrestrial life that would be that would really flip the balance of the world the thing about that is like like what kind of communication they're gonna the distance is alone right it's not like you could be like hey we really need to know how to transmutate matter that's we want to know that right way also plasma weapons we need that all. 30 years, right? It'll get there, and then 30 years, they'll let us know. Okay. We'll check

back in 60 years, see what they say. Unless they have some sort of technology, because if they are advanced enough, once you get to the... If you're advanced enough, you may have the ability... Well, then that radio telescope's a mute point then, right? Then we can just get them on ham radio. That's true.

But I guess the top advancement that any species could achieve is being able to manipulate the laws of physics itself. Yeah. You're talking about subspace communication. Right. And if someone's advanced enough, that's not a big deal. Yeah, but it might be a big deal for us to receive it, though. We were talking about this on the subreddit a few weeks ago

So, you know and I was like, I think the best case scenario is that you know that they want to help us They that some aliens came here and they were like hey you guys are fucking up with this nuclear power thing Like why aren't you just burning dirt? We burn we we add water to dirt where we're from and look it's fusion energy Here you go. It also grows like a bomb out of we'd be making dirt bombs right away yeah right away we'd be making the dirt fusion energy bombs what if they're terrible at everything except for interstellar travel and so they show up and like they're not athletic they got shitty little bodies they're like using incorrect grammar so bad that even we notice like are you noticing a lot of inconsistencies in whatever their language is?

And so we have to train them up, and all we get from them is the ships. That would be ideal, because I don't want them to show up and be, like, super way better than us in every way, because then they'll probably just kill us and take whatever resources we have. Right.

Logan was talking about China and its massive, like, telescope, or, no, I telescope or radio antenna. One thing that kind of gets me, I feel like during my lifetime, America won't be number one anymore. And I was just born into this truth that America was number one. And

it's trending towards China being number one. China number one! By some metrics they are, but I think that it'll undeniably be the case. So you guys in England, tell me how you've coped with your loss from dominance, right? You used to be great. And now, clearly, you're not. They've been so third tier that no one's even alive who remembers the fucking empire.

Those motherfuckers used to own, like, I don't know what the percentage is, but like 45% of the globe, right? India. Are you happy being a has-been country? used to own like i don't know what the percentage is but like 45 of the globe right india um a has-been country because i could use some advice from you british guys yeah yeah we are so far away from the collapse that england has had from like their empire and like and kyle would say nobody even remembers that's not necessarily true like all like in the last like if you go through when they lost all their colonies like it starts out like and then they lost this one in you know 1821 then in 1852 they lost this and then through the late 1800s like through the 1900s it's like and then they lost this this year and then no more jamaica and then no more this and

that and fucking this that and then just lose all little bits i'll have to find the list so much of africa so much of India. We don't really have an empire, so we can't lose it the same way. We don't have colonies all over. We have economic colonies out there. We have military bases in almost every country. They're everywhere, more than any other country.

We get our thumb on them with our military bases and we have our other thumb on them with our economic bases. World police, right? We'll tell Germany to start fucking paying for its own military and we'll dip out of there. Germany is driving Europe right now. They're like in the driver's seat, pretty much.

Them and France. That's because they don't have a giant military. It's so easy. China doesn't have a big military either. Yet, ours just keeps getting bigger. Anyone who's played Civilizations knows you need to put some resources into building your own cities. Oh, I played the other night. I think china's military is bigger than ours they just like the the cost of uh of taking care of soldiers and whatnot like benefits like we do much much

more in that regard and that's like aggregated into the cost but i only mean i've heard that i only mean larger in like the number of people like we still have way more aircraft carriers than anyone, which apparently is super important in Civ it is. It's important when you're imposing your will overseas, right? These are defensive aircraft carriers.

A big part of World War II was capturing all those Japanese islands so that we would have airfields to launch our attacks on Japan. Every fucking aircraft carrier is its own island at this point. They're goddamn enormous, right? And we've got, I don't know, six or seven of those things. The next closest country, I think, has one.

I don't think there's any countries with... I'm not a military guy. There's no countries with three. I think China has three. Taylor, maybe you have the numbers. The U.S. has 19 ships that could be called aircraft carriers But only considers 10 to be actual carriers Uh huh

I bet those other 9 Are as good as the other countries one or two There are 19 in the world And 10 of them are ours How many does China have do you know that number I'll look at China One of them

Is a formerly A Russian ship that they bought from them That number? Is it in your... I'll look at China. One of them is a Russian ship that they bought from them that's just horse shit. And the flight deck is too short to even make landings back on safely. Well, this is an interesting map. You can only launch and land paramotors from this particular carrier.

Nightman. It's a very small carrier. That's like how the Philippines is staying in it. No, this counts too! But you know, that's not the measure of... It depends what kind of war you're fighting, right? I was hearing the other day about some Russian torpedo

that they have. I don't remember the exact dimensions, but it's a nuclear torpedo with like a 3,000 or 4,000 mile range and the thing is like 150 feet long and like 30 feet wide or something like that. It's basically a submarine that's an unmanned nuclear torpedo, right? Like if that hits your fleet, it's kind of game over, right? That kind of thing makes me wonder if aircraft carriers are old tech, right? It might be that submarines are the new thing because they're hard to find and all that fun stuff.

Whereas aircraft carriers seem great until you go to war with a good country at which point they just sink them immediately or maybe they have self-defense measures right like there's and then there's the those super uh there's hypersonic kinetic weapons that everybody seems to have now railgun technology stealth torpedoes the next war is gonna be fucking scary it's gonna be like fallout it's gonna last about three hours everyone's just kind of like sitting back and waiting and no one's like making a move like for any anything like that they're like yeah like there's a lot of tension in the middle east a lot of rwanda stuff going on we don't want to russia to usa don't want to mess with that no no no we're just waiting kyle weapons are scary

and the you know we've made a good point when he mentioned civilization. There's a point in civilization where you're like, alright, well, I got stealth bombers, he's got stealth bombers, I got infantry, he's got infantry, I've got tanks, he's got tanks, I've got artillery, he's got artillery. The shit's about to hit the fan. It's going to be bad. The bus is about to get nukes.

Yeah, that's what happens. I think it was World War I when the Germans first started using their U-boats, their submarines. At first, the British were like, this isn't honorable. You must cease and desist using this new technology. That kind of shit.

And the British did the same thing centuries before when some clever fucker invented the crossbow. And the British were like, we will not sink to the level of a skillless combatant using a crossbow. And then they got their butts handed to them, multiple battles by the crossbow, because you could just be like,

this is Richard, we've trained him for ten years on the boat, oh, he's dead, fuck, a lot of wasted research there. Oh, this is Edwin. We grabbed him off the street, threw a crossbow in his hand, he's killing just as many. And so, they eventually gave in. So there you go. Good thing Americans don't have those with trench guns guns is that what you're gonna say no with uh

uh would you say trench coats trench guns in the world war one the germans and uh you know all our enemies supposedly like did not like how we would clear trenches with a shotgun because i said it was like brutal you know but it was like okay yeah we'll just give away our shotguns yeah right no because we also use this to shoot grenades out of the air like skeet i was talking about the american revolution or you know where they would line up in their red coats and their civil wars ducking you know line you know line by line in the u.s soldiers were like laying on their bellies and hiding behind trees some did but like in the patriot of course you know you got those mel gibson's guys were the only smart ones in the in the fucking world it seemed like they were like shot they're like all

right now run we're run now like hide but like in reality like if you look at like the there's this channel that breaks down battles like with really crude animation and like it seems like we lined up right alongside them you know we because that's not what they taught me in school, which I'm not saying is more accurate than your source, just that some of the things they teach you in school, or at least taught me in school, turn out to be not that true. Right?

Yeah. I want to get back, Woody, to what you were saying about not being the top number one thing in the world anymore. Because I'm really actually looking forward to that. What? That's insane. You're willfully cheering the... We'll be number one in gun ownership for sure.

For sure. And our military is always going to be the biggest. But let me just say, I travel probably more than most people out there. I get bored and find excuses to go to events all over the world. But when I'm there, I always stay a little extra, go to events all over the world but when i'm there i always stay a little extra go to the local bars and get off the beaten path and just kind of observe observe

people and a lot of the countries i got to that are not up there they they are less stressed they are not working themselves to death and they're kind of like settling back and being like we're okay we're okay like this we don't have to number one with that attitude. They don't want to. They don't want to be number one. You think Ellie's ever going to be number one? You're doing well, yet you continue to work hard and go all over the place. You could just work less. Well, I mean, I've kind of lost a lot of steam lately for the channel.

I've gotten bored with it. I'm really burned out with hardware because I feel like it's very ephemeral, you know, like every five months there's a new thing and there's no eternal significance to reviewing every graphics card that comes out. You know, there's this, I want to do something that's a little bit more significant, a little bit more interesting to me. There are people who value your opinion above all else. You know, they want to know what you have to say about this thing. Too bad. I mean, I've got to take care of me first because if I

lose sleep and lose energy doing something just for everyone else then eventually I'm just going to dry up and not be good for anybody. Soon enough, your YouTube channel will be the grease of YouTube where they're just like, we had our heyday with Athens thousands of years ago. Now we'll just be in horrific debt and work six hours a week.

Who cares? So yeah, our YouTube channel is not doing so hot. And a lot of that is my own motivation for doing the types of videos that bring in the viewers. And I can do something sensational every now and then and get a bunch of viewers. But a lot of – What's the big thing that hits we really hit our groove doing um sort of a more introspective weekly show talking about uh just like the politics behind a lot of the technology and that sort of thing but then what brings in the regular viewers are just hardware reviews like hey here's a new keyboard here's a new mouse here's a new

graphics card that kind of stuff um and i never intended to go that far down the rabbit hole with that kind of stuff but ended up doing it to be introspective for a minute i'm chicken and egg this thing did the youtube channel lose some of its steam because you did or did you lose some of your steam because the youtube channel did well there was a big public split up i'm not sure how much you guys saw that without like my last my last guy who i was uh partnered with we've had a big public split up and i feel like a lot of the a lot of that was not handled correctly a lot of like twitter comments were posted online so that immediately made the audience go what's going on here and i was already losing a lot of steam for the type of content we were making anyway so

it all kind of happened at the same time. And I tried to change the channel over to gaming primarily instead of technology, and people just did not react correctly, like the way I thought they were going to. I thought, well, if you guys like graphics cards, you must like games, but no. That is something totally different, and it should not have been on the same channel.

So that was a big mistake. Same thing holds true with games and paramotors, but carry on. Yeah, yeah. I thought it was going to like, so you guys like fun right you guys like these games no no no no they just want to know numbers and specs so i had generated an audience that was not in line with my own likes and dislikes you know i like

i like the products and the hardware because i want to use it to either make games or make music or play video games i don't like it just because it's like, you know, it's like someone who likes driving a car versus someone who likes nerding out about the engine and nerding out. So I, you know, our audience liked nerding out about the engine of the computer, whereas I like to drive the computer and play games and do things on it.

And that's why I like the product. So we ended up with a bit of a mismatch with me in the audience after the split up. And then at this point i'm just like you know what we want to make a video game for this long and we've got a pretty decent store online it's still got hundreds of products and stuff and that does all right so it's time to start transitioning over into that and leaving and leaving uh the main youtube channel uh leaving a lot of the we've still been doing a lot of content we're making the game stuff but it'll be i'm not

sure if the audience will love it as much but i don't care so yeah it is what it is a similar thing happened on my channel too yeah when i moved to minecraft it was almost like making a product you know like you're talking about doing and uh yeah you know just a little bit of the audience came over that also had an interest in that but uh you know call, Call of Duty, the handwriting was on the wall. Yeah. How many great COD channels are there now? There's just a couple and they're not about COD.

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I don't know what we talked about. Probably something horrible. Oh, is that your special cream soda, Kyle? Yeah, it was kind of partially frozen, so it just erupted everywhere on my desk. God, I would love a cream soda. I drank part of a regular Sprite today, because I was like, man, I haven't had a non-diet soda in years.

Maybe I'll try it. I took like three sips, and I was like, this is sickly sweet. I don't like it. And I just threw it out. It's really good. This is Waste Watcher brand diet vanilla cream soda. It tastes like a regular cream soda. They sweeten it with vanilla. Imagine that. And it's really

fucking good. It looks good. Diet soda is just better. It's creamy. it's all over the floor now that's what you get for freezing your soda did you throw it in the free fridge or freezer and forget about it yeah well i you know not really forgot but like during the show it's a bit our freezer is extraordinary like i checked the temperature on it the other day and i thought freezers were at like i know 32 is freezing right but i figured the temperature was probably 28 30

degrees it's zero zero fahrenheit in there so in mine it is are you gonna get freezer burn on all your meats and everything there's no meats in there no meats it's all soda and ice cream it's uh right now there's just frozen pizza in there, I think. Maybe a little frozen Chinese food or something. It comes in bags, but I don't have any meat in there. Just good stuff. Good stuff. That's good. Yeah, I don't have anything in my freezer

except for a giant bag of chicken and all of those fucking freezer packs that came with blue apron over the course of that like i got a thing so we've been this seems fitness related to me i have a friend i don't want to out him but uh he's a friend of mine in the universe and he went to a doctor that he refers to as a quack and uh he's getting like prescription things it starts off with an injection that is some sort of hormone that pregnant women who aren't eating enough secrete and it basically just liberates your body fat in their case it would go towards the baby i guess but you know if you pump into some dude body fat melts away and uh you take it for 10 days and simultaneously you also like semi-fast you know you just don't eat very much maybe limit it to

eight hours a day and people lose like between 0.6 and two pounds a day right even if you're in the bottom end of that a pound a day for 10 days is a change and uh he's doing that and then after that wraps up he's going on human growth hormone and something else which might be testosterone and uh he you know the doctor doesn't dress like a doctor and he doesn't speak or explain what he's doing very eloquently but he is prescribing shady shit to him and that's what i'm looking for in a doctor so yeah i am just going to sort of follow his footsteps with a nice delay you know let's see if he does lose 10 or 15 pounds in 10 days and if he does do that and let's see what his baby looks like when it comes out yeah yeah well the baby should be fine all that fat was liberated um and it's you know

he just he was talking about uh and just you know what it's like to get older we're roughly the same age and i was feeling a lot of the same things he's like you know it's just a little harder to put he lifts weights uh and he's he's very good about it and uh he's like you know just a little harder to do takes a little harder to do. It takes a little longer to recover. Fat doesn't come off quite as easily as it once did. You know, energy level, just, you know, it's a little lower. It's normal.

It's what you get. But that's where he is. And I'm like, yeah, yeah, all that. And I'm like, if you could fix that for whatever, a couple hundred dollars and some shots in the hip, let's go. So I am going to follow him. I'm always so hesitant about stuff like that because the beginning is like you get this injection and you lose and the weight just melts off. Now, the other thing you have to do is not eat for like 10 days.

soft now the other thing you have to do is not eat for like 10 days and it's like well then you're are we putting the egg before the chicken or the cart before the horse here like did you put the egg before the chicken in your metaphor we all heard that yeah yeah i did and i was like chicken before the chicken and the egg whatever which one comes first you know the drops or the injection or the uh egg before fucking not eating you know the egg put in the fucking cart before the chicken but but you know what i mean like if it was like you just get this shot and then you eat as though you've always eaten you know i'd be like well this is some remarkable magic you know but when they compound it with like and also eat about 600 calories a day and it's like jesus like if i eat 600 calories a day i will lose 0.6 or 0.6 pounds a day at least, you know?

But I'll also probably feel weak at the end of that. I had all these same thoughts. But, you know, I'm going to watch. Because I also sometimes I see people do like a juice cleanse. And I've done it. I've done juicing. And I did lose a lot of weight in a hurry. But I found it again.

You know, there it was was it didn't take long uh you know so if that's what this is then that's not so awesome but uh i don't know and then the human growth hormone is real stuff i sometimes i look at it i was looking at stories and stuff on the internet recently and i'm like well this sounds great and then I read about like the downsides and how hard it is to get off and how you know your system I guess I forget what I think I was looking at t3 I'm outside my depth so no one consider me your doctor but it's a type of testosterone and it kind of burns fat and helps you get like chiseled which is my goal right I'm not trying to hulk out what I really just like is to be the sort of thinner more chiseled version of me yeah so anyway i look at it and it seems great and your body produces whatever it is like 25 grams of this

a day so you have to put 50 in there or maybe as much as 75 if you just take 25 your body shuts down and you're where you were before but if you take 50 now you're at double where you were but when you want to come off it now your body's producing zero and you know there's a hard way of getting sounds like steroids it well it is steroids and and then i'm like all right even if i want to do this they're like people sell fake stuff online and then they you know the people take it and it doesn't work and they think that this steroid doesn't have an effect when in reality the story does have effect you just didn't use it and it's like damn it that was exactly my plan you know i found it online i was gonna buy it

and now i read like is the top google result a scam site could be the top google result doesn't mean it's the best it just means it is the best seo yeah yeah that's definitely true but this guy found a quack in real life and we'll see how it works and uh if it works well i might follow his footsteps how long is there i guess 10 days it's not that long to wait right uh on the fat burning part i think it might be like eight days he's already started. We'll see how that goes. Then the HGH and such. It would just be neat to go to the gym, put in all the effort you could, like I did when I was 19 or 20,

and then two days later, do that again. If I go to the gym and hulk out at full effort, I can't work out on Wednesday. You got to do your ice baths. Yeah, you feel terrible the next day probably. I've never done an ice bath. I want you to try. Ice baths are horrible. Notice I didn't say, oh, I have. They're wonderful.

I have no idea. But I always hear good things. I remember the football players in high school. They did it a couple times. And they would always tell me, it's really good. I feel completely recovered the next day like i can just go again and you know i hear you're 20 fighters you feel good those people were 17 or 18 but you feel good after it a little bit but like while you're doing it it's just miserable like every time i've seen like a movie uh you know where there's like someone in a football or baseball or hockey whatever locker

room sitting in that ice bath and they're like having a conversation with someone not in the ice bath it's like that is more unrealistic than the aliens will smith is fighting here because if you actually try and talk to someone in the ice bath they're just like it's like yeah you lowered your body temperature if you sat in there for an hour you'd die i did it to my foot uh after i broke it I broke it. I had swelling issues and the swelling is stopping the healing and whatever, so I did an ice bath for just my foot. It was horrendous. It hurt a

lot. You might think I'm being a pussy. I did not think it was going to hurt like that. It did. It looks really bad. I've seen a lot of UFC fighters do it. I can't think of the one who's super hardcore at it. Maybe Tony Ferguson. Dos Angeles. Rafael Dos Angeles.

But they get down in that shit, up to their neck, and they're just completely concentrated, trying to focus through the pain. And they stay in there for a while. I don't know, 10 or 20 minutes or something like that after a workout. I would like to try it, but I don't think I'd be good at it. I know I'd be hyperventilating.

Yeah, don't try it. You're not an athlete. There's no reason to. Yeah, right? don't think I'd be good at it. I know I'd be hyperventilating. Yeah, don't try it. You're not an athlete. There's no reason to. Yeah, right? Why not? It'd be fun. Okay, have fun. Tell me how it goes.

The first time I ever rescued anyone before I was a lifeguard, I think I've told this story, but my friend bought a speedboat, right? It was a boat. It was like seven feet long and had like a 50 horsepower engine. It didn't fucking float right the end we put we we carried it to the edge of the dock and this is springtime so the water it's in it's a bay right like opposite the ocean other side of the island is an ocean and uh the water is still like 42 degrees or something like that we put the boat in and it doesn't float like it just instantly goes nose up and starts sinking engine

first well this was his boat it was like this was his baby he had a lot of exciting plans like cartoon shit he wanted to zip all around the bay at 80 miles an hour in this tiny little one-man boat so he jumps in to rescue the boat somehow and instantly he just starts like hyperventilating and losing his mind and he's not breathing anymore and uh i watched it and i'm such an asshole because my initial reaction was to laugh at him it was like you are such a pussy you know like like cold water seriously like that defeats you and um but it took just a few seconds before I realized it was serious and there was, it was nothing of a rescue. I just jumped in and pulled him over a couple of feet, you know, and, uh, and then he could

get a hand on the dock. But, uh, yeah, I have seen guys jumping cold, a guy jumping cold water and he, he literally, he legit would have drowned three feet from the dock. He didn't have it in him to do anything intelligent. It's fucking rough. That is. Yeah. That's how like people die in cold water just jumping in right is that like you're you suck in

really hard and people will do it like when they're underwater on accident and then you got a bunch of water in your lungs and yeah i i i got in that water that time for that video where i like come out of the water and catch that target and i just like like as soon as i got in it was it was you know right it was winter time it's a mannequin right like yeah it was it was 42 degrees outside so the water couldn't have been any warmer than that and just just i'm standing in the water just i'm going all right all right here's what's gonna happen i'm gonna go under the water And I only want to do this once. So you film it like this.

And when I come up, I'm going to catch it. And then I go down. And you follow me down. All right, you ready? Hello, my friends. It was awful. And my pants were, like, suctioned to my body. So, like, I needed help getting undressed.

I was, like, laying on the ground with two ground with two people pulling my pants off of me. You weren't able to just decide not to care about the cold? No. I mean, I did, I guess, but I was still filled with that... I was breathing like that pretty much the whole time. I can hold my breath for a long time,

especially if I'm sitting outside the water, but under the water, my heart rate goes crazy because I'm not used to that. But I took a deep breath, and I'd been underwater for like three seconds, and I was like, I don't know if I could do 10 more. It's like my heart is just racing, burning up all the oxygen. It's not fun. It's not fun at all. how do you guys feel about this hero lawmaker who proposed that uh that strippers must be under 29 and under 160 pounds a real man of genius but doesn't capitalism already take care of that for us no it doesn't making sure that the tuesday afternoon crowd isn't getting

he's making sure there is a baseline of success. I feel like this is a dissatisfied customer who's like, you know what? Someone in power ought to do something about this, and he's just making it right. He's fixing the world. We need more guys like this. I don't know his name because I didn't read the article.

Kenny Havert. Republican Kenny Havert. Kennyavard for president Let's make this bigger than Louisiana Kenny Kenny 2020 No more than 160 pounds I mean I agree

I would cosign I really feel like he's being generous I think that he's being Tough but fair Maybe it's me I feel like he's being tough but fair. Maybe it's me. I feel like he's being not very tough on the weight, but a little tough on the age.

I would say, and maybe just because I'm old, a woman is not expired at 29. Yeah, that's true, Woody. But a stripper, if she's been stripping for, in your scenario, potentially for eight years, it's all over. She didn't start when she was 18? That was a waste of prime talent. No, no, she's not allowed to.

She starts when she's 21. What? Why? Because Kenny Havertz says so. Dick! You know, I'm turning around on this guy. If 18-year-olds can't be strippers, then what kind of world is this? I mean, there should probably be some sort of entry program where they're 16 or 17,

and of course they're going to need a guiding hand. Yeah. Like an onboarding process. Like a minor leagues, you know, where they go and develop their skills until they make it to the majors. You can eventually, like, get it all the way down to, like, child pageants. Yeah. It's like the Olympics. You know, look, she's not a pro stripper yet.

She's not a big league stripper yet, but she's AAA, right? She's 16, 17. She's working her game, working on her moves. I'd be fine. I agree with Woody on the weight age. I'd be fine with them bumping up the age to, say, 32, but bumping down the weight to maybe 150. Okay.

145. Yeah, now you're talking. Maybe it's a big girl. There are tall girls out there, and there are girls, like, as much as curvy has been stolen by fat people, there are girls out there who are genuinely just have a bigger ass and thighs, and, like, just have

more feminine curves, and they still look good. They're not fucking fat. What if she's, like, six foot two and muscular? Like, that could be a hundred and... you know. Okay. She doesn't get to strip, I'm sorry. What if? Okay. Like like we didn't do it that's fair i didn't make the rules like okay so they someone once proposed that you had to use fluorescent light bulbs and i said that is a bad thing you shouldn't be doing it by fluorescent

it should be a technology standard right there should be so many whatever lumens per watt that determine whether or not this is an efficient light bulb. Don't mandate fluorescent. That's stupid. LED came along. So back to the strippers. We shouldn't just be picking a weight. There is some absolutely gorgeous 6'5 woman out there being excluded from her opportunity to strip.

That doesn't exist. There is no such thing as a beautiful 6'5 woman. 6'2. Oh, my God. There's a video. let me read a quick quote from this gentleman there's a video of the daily mail and so it's not that reputable but who cares yeah this is just like the wall street journal members in the spirit of this legislative session i offer up this amendment as a part of keeping i guess the spirit alive of trimming the fat he quickly withdrew it female lawmakers however were not amused you know what you know what julie stokes and nancy landry two other

republicans i say you realize brilliance when you see it get on kenny's side kenny's a winner just because he's fat personally well that bothers me a little bit if you're going to be casting stones you should you know make your glass house a little more opaque and not made of glass lose some weight but still i'm the spirit of this is the spirit of america uh yeah you know what personally i'd like to start seeing some photos of of those two women whose name I already forgot and judge them. Maybe the reason they don't like this bill is that they're like, I was going to strip after this legislation. They look pretty good. Or they're just big heifers.

Hey, and you know what? There's a video here. He can propose the same thing for like Chippendales dancers. Oh, they've all got to be at least 5'10 and whatever fucking body fat percentage you want to slap on there i don't care pick whatever you want i'll never go like make it make it three percent fuck it like they're just up there so dehydrated they're always on the verge of dying taylor is an ex-stripper this doesn't bother you oh yeah i forgot i forgot about this those chapters of my life are totally true and real.

Did you actually find a picture of those two gals? Well, there's video here if you scroll down. There's video of him proposing this or whatever. Then the ladies get up and say, this is utterly disgusting. Our daughters could want to be strippers or something like that. Our daughters could want to be strippers. And some of our daughters are fat because we live in Louisiana, the fattest state in the union. I think that's true. I think Louisiana is the fattest state in the union. I think that's true. I think Louisiana is the fattest state.

I hope so. I would really think it was Mississippi. That's just where my money is. They can't afford food there. But I'm pretty sure it's Louisiana. I'm going to look it up. What's the fattest state? What if it's like a total surprise like Rhode Island?

New York. You would guess New York? I wouldn't guess New York. No, I'm just saying that would be a total surprise. And there's so many immigrants in New York. and immigrants are less likely to be as fat. I think you pick a border state because Mexicans are fat. Oh, that's a really good point. I'm still going Mississippi.

New Mexico, because Native Americans are also fat. All right, so... New Mexico's my vote. The top five are West Virginia at 37.7% of their adult obesity rate population, Mississippi 37.3%, Alabama 35.7%, Arkansas tied with Alabama at 35.7%, and then Louisiana at 35.5%. Did New Mexico even make the list? New Mexico's number the list? New Mexico is number 33. Take a guess. Don't look it up. What do you think the thinnest

state is? My knee-jerk reaction is California. But I'm going to keep moving. I'm going to say Oregon. California is 47. Oregon is actually 31. So Oregon is pretty little heavy. It's hard.

The skinniest. You want to take another guess? Vermont was my actual guess. Vermont is number 39. Okay, help me out. Colorado. 22.3% of Colorado is obese. And then right behind that is District of Columbia,

which doesn't really count. No, that doesn't count. I looked it up by the way. I am not obese. I am merely overweight. I'm insane. I'm going to make a big deal out of it. That was nice like when I lost a ton of weight years ago like four years ago or whatever it was when I put it in my BMI calculator one day

and I'm like oh well look who's no longer class one obese or whatever. Look who's just a grossly overweight. That's right. And then I start my target weight is still overweight. And it might be now we get into stuff that doesn't work right because I'm kind of a wide guy through like the ribs and the hips. And when I was in high school and had abs I wore size 34 right so just kind of wider than than you know my ideal body shape but uh I had to be in the 170s

to not be overweight and I think that that might be a little ambitious but yeah like BMI is hard to calculate because like my goal is like one like mid to low 180s and i'm still like right on the cusp of overweight right there being six foot like to be like quote normal weight i have to be like 170 175 to be like lower end of normal but i know what i look like at 170 i look weird i had people tell me like you don't look that healthy you just look really really thin yeah you're very gangly you don't have the muscle that you just look really, really thin. You're very gangly. You don't have the muscle that you should. You're a mesomorph. Weight and height

doesn't tell the whole picture. Which one is that? That's the strong one. I don't know if people use those body types anymore, but it's the hulky one. I'm looking forward to when the next batch of patrons come through and we can really do some fat shaming

you know i hope we got a lot of them we want you to sign up it's like ten dollars right to like be able to like ask a question or whatever i'll get to some of those in a minute ten dollars and once a month we should do a fat shaming thing we don't want to drill it into the ground or anything but once a month we can bring up a new crop of people fat shame them i wonder how many pounds have been lost aggregately in the group of people that we mocked since then. Because I would wager that it is lost. I would wager that they actually did.

This is a group of people that has a tendency to gain, though. That's true, but we made fun of them in public. And shame does work. Shame is a tactic that works. You're right. It's not fun. It even made Cersei feel bad, and she's evil as can be.

You can't argue with science. Yeah. You can't argue with this TV show. And she's got a smoking bod, and so it's not like there could have been shame for that. Here's an interesting one. Guys, you have to... I'm sorry to interrupt.

Do you have more? Guys, you have to drink two gallons of liquid every day. You're not allowed to drink water. What liquid would you force down your gullet all day long? Wow. Two gallons a day. That's a lot of water. My knee-jerk reaction was milk because it's my second favorite.

Oh, have fun. But that is a bad idea. That's impossible. That's a terrible idea. No one wins the milk challenge. I have the strongest bones. That's all woody iron bones. Calcium mad.

Wow. So I guess sweet tea would be my the one that would be easy for me. I haven't had sweet tea in almost a year. I think tea. I think tea would be the way to go. Like probably not sweet tea though. Yeah I would go unsweet think tea would be the way to go. Probably not sweet tea, though, because you'd get enormous. Unsweet tea with

some lemon and sweetener. That sweetener's not bad for you. I feel like I could cheat and go with all the varieties of coffee. There's black coffee. There's light and sweet coffee. There's coffee that's practically an ice cream sundae. Yeah, that's true. Decaf. I would go with jello pudding.

I would go with jello pudding. I would go with jello pudding. I want to drink pudding all day. That would be wonderful. You know when you make pudding on the stove and it's all hot and bubbly and then it's that skin on top? I want to drink that hot. All right, George. You got to blow it.

Individually wrapped pudding skins. Pudding skins. You had them in saran wrap. That's fucking disgusting, George. Yeah, I'll drink pudding.. Pudding skins. He had them in saran wrap. That's fucking disgusting, George. Yeah, I'll drink pudding. Or even rice pudding. Like, if I can just do pudding, any kind of pudding. I've got rice pudding.

I've got, you know, vanilla pudding. I've got the caramel pudding. It's almost too convenient, because it really is just water. All the drinks are just water. It's dirty water. Well, I don't think that's true, but I don't feel like it's far enough away to meet what this guy's trying to get. Like, if I need, like, a processed kind of drink,

then maybe I'd pick, like, zero-calorie Gatorade or something. Like, zero-calorie Powerade, whichever one. Yeah. They'd both be fine. Just like a... I would not want, like, a diet soda, because I feel like you get a gallon of Diet Dr. Pepper in you, and, like, the thought of drinking another gallon of that would like make you want to just kill yourself.

No, not you, Kyle, though. You could do soda. You could pull off two gallons a day of diet soda, probably. Right. Yeah. Oh, absolutely. Yeah. Well, how many cans are in a gallon? A gallon is 144 ounces, right? Yeah. And this is 12. So that's 12. Yeah, that's 12. So that's 24 sodas a day. Could you do that 100 i could do that yeah that's not a problem at all how many on an average day are you drinking like right now not many because i'm drinking a lot of water but like when i'm going hard especially if i'm gaming like if i'm if i'm if i'm gaming and sitting on my computer like for i played i got so my sleep schedule's fucked right now i woke up last night at 3 a.m. And I started playing PUBG.

And I've got a lot of friends now who are in New Zealand and Australia. So they're there for me. Can I interrupt with a quick prediction? Yes. About two and a half weeks from now, Kyle is going to tell us how his sleep schedule is back on track. Not because of anything great, but because he wrapped around the clock. It just wraps around. Every day I sleep an hour later and tonight i'm gonna be up all fucking night and this is gonna lead me to the next ama question but last night woke up at 3 a.m

really hungry uh it's what happened i guess i'll give you the whole rundown um i didn't eat at all yesterday until 10 p.m and i ate some grilled chicken and some brown rice and i just passed out from like my my body starting to process that so i fell asleep at 10 p.m woke up at 3 a.m and i was up and now i'm up like i could tell that like this i wasn't groggy at all i was rested i was oh shit it's go time and so i was like ah let's play a little pub g and i just i play a game or two get a little sleepy and then go back to bed that is now what happened because my buddy a class above the the kiwi destroyer the kiwi killer uh he's from new zealand uh really cool guy very good player

he's online he's like i got got room in the party bro so we played pub g for nine ten hours something like that, until he got all tuckered out. It was like 3 a.m. in New Zealand by that point. He had to go to sleep. But alas, now my U.S. buddies are waking up. So get them in the party. And I continued to play until 1.30 this afternoon.

So I played from 3 a.m. to 1.30 this afternoon. That's too much video games. I'm trying to get good at it. I'm going to try to stream this. Taylor, excellence in life doesn't come without sacrifice. Absolutely. That's fair enough. When you're right, you're right. I'm going to be streaming this shit for

potentially thousands of people in a couple months. It'd be nice if I was a little sharper at the game. This is practice. This is work. Okay, Taylor? This is like you practicing a pitch before you fly down to Florida to sell some mouth mouthwash or something all right um so play till i played like i don't know till like 3 30 in the at from like 12 hours uh last night and then i i got some good sleep today but the the question here asks uh you know there's two different ama questions that kind of uh they kiss my ass for a

while i won't i won't bother everyone with that yes thank you for all your kind words i appreciate it i i am a great man yes i know um my accomplishments are many and varied but yes you can play pub g with me all you do is send me a friend request i just recently uh went through the silliness of ranking up my steam account so get in while you can. What does that mean? Is that something you earn or you buy? You earn. I have more friend slots now. It was a silly way of earning it.

You trade these bullshit items and fashion them into badges and rinse and repeat this silly process. It's like mining for extra friend requests. It's just clicking buttons. But in any case, I have more friend slots now, so it's OFPSKIO. And yeah, if you want to play PUBG, I

play a lot. And I'm about to get into Battalion 1944, which is like a World War II COD CSGO type thing that's in beta right now. It looks really fun. It looks pretty cool. I saw Shroud playing it some. It looks like it's got a really high entry

barrier, so it's going to be good for sharpening my skills. And there's a lot more gunplay going on than there is in PUBG because you play PUBG and you're lucky if you get into 10 or 15 gunfights, whereas this is just go, go, go, go, go. So yeah, I'd be able to play. So is this

game that you're talking about out or coming out? It's out. It's been in alpha for a while. It's in beta currently. and you know it's it's i think i think the game's only 15 or 20 dollars uh right now because it is pre pre-release or whatever or beta whatever you want to call it um but yeah it's a pc shooter battalion 1944 um like i said it's the game mode i've been watching the most stuff is basically search and destroy like from from Call of Duty. And it's got this card-based system, this monetary system where if you win the round and if you get kills

and collect people's tags, like in COD, you know, when you kill someone, you grab their tag, you get currency that you can use to buy your class for the next round. The more you lose, the less money you have for your class. and if you lose the more you lose the less money you have for your class so if you're getting your shit pushed in then by the third or fourth round you

have no more money to like use to like get a nice gun to like start the round now you're like a submachine gunner or a shotgunner and the other guys have sniper rifles which are very very powerful in this game or they've got stg44s, which are automatic and really powerful in this game. I'm interested in it. I used to do that mechanic of the rich get richer. Yeah. I guess it worked out for COD. I lost a lot of their core fanbase,

I feel like. I don't feel like people are as passionate about it. The thing that could make COD that COD could win me back is this talk of a Battle Royale game mode, but I don't know how it's going to work. They're saying that the next COD is made by Treyarch, it's Black Ops 4, and it'll have Battle Royale. Now, what I think of as Battle Royale

is 100-man servers fighting until there's only one man or one squad left. I don't know how COD does that, because they have, like, when you play, like, Ground War with, what is it, 9 versus 9, so 18 players in a server. Laggy as fuck on console because it's peer-to-peer.

There's no dedicated servers. Are you sure about that? Yeah, I'm 100% sure. And they don't do PC gaming well. I don't think they ever have. Not that I've played it, but that's just kind of the general consensus it seems. So I hope that they have dedicated servers on PC and Battle Royale

with all the good shit that comes along with a Call of Duty game, all of the production value. I wish Chase was here tonight. I want to ask him to Google that. I'm still having issues. I can do Google on my other computer. There you go. It's all been problems.

We don't need Chiz. Although it is nice to be able to be like, hey, pull up, what's the biggest kind of time? They do now. They do now, it seems. Yeah, I thought they've had it for a while. So the dedicated servers in WW2 are back online. I want to say the last two or three CODs have had it.

Advanced Warfare had it. And I don't know when it started interesting Infinite Warfare had it is that the one before Advanced Warfare I don't know what the hell I'm talking about I haven't played that shit in so long they really lost me when they went all futuristic

and I don't know it was more about how many colors you could make your gun than how the gameplay worked and the team mechanics and stuff. But yeah, they could win me back with a good Battle Royale mode. Because Bluehole, who makes PUBG, I feel like they're fucking up. They haven't released anything

important in a long time. They're just dealing with hackers. They refuse to gender lock, because you link me to that transgender link. They refuse to region lock their game because the developers say they're afraid they'll be perceived as racist. They basically came out and said anyone who wants region lock is racist, which is absurd. We just don't want Chinese players in our game hacking and making it laggy as fuck because they're in China and we're in North America.

I don't care if they're Chinese. I don't want white people in China in my server, okay? That's the way to put it, yes. Or any hackers. Yeah, any hackers. It seems to be a cultural thing or something. I don't know what it is about the Chinese where they

enjoy hacking. They hack the fuck out of the game with all these bizarre hacks. One of them makes enemies appear to be 50 feet tall so that they'll, like, if you're in a building, you're just stretch Armstrong out of the game with all these bizarre hacks one of them makes enemies appear to be 50 feet tall so that they'll like if you're in a building you're just stretch armstrong out of the building and they're just like yeah yeah they're all the enemies are just all kinds of bullshit hacks so what do you have here taylor oh oh coughing fit sorry this is just a dude dude it it's this uh transgender afl player which i guess is Australian Football League, and they're letting this guy play.

And just look at the picture. This is not fair. If you cut the hair there, and that's just completely a man. Do you think he's okay? I don't know. Forearms. God.

I didn't. Yeah, he's a large gentleman. I couldn't. Opening that web page ruined this podcast for like 60 seconds like you said look at that picture and i was like well now i have to click it and show it to everybody and um just very frustrated that's all but now we've got the picture so people can see oh that's oh did it do we need to repeat everything did it like uh jumble out oh i'm sure it was horrendous like i didn't hear what you said. Oh, I was just saying that

this is someone who should not be allowed to play with women because they're not a woman, and that is the body type of a man. That looks like a Halloween costume. This person is going to dominate whatever league they're playing in. This is not fair. Scroll down.

Read the comment to me that you see below. Tell us what you think. What do you see there? Oh my God. The comment from Dijel Williams is, I'd make a rape squad and kill her. Fuck Kyle. Well, I found this article from the

PKA Reddit. Ah. I'm being hacked right now. What is this? Am I in another dimension? What just happened? And why is D'Argenza Williams, who seems to be the distribution manager at Coca-Cola,

talking about being a rape squad killer? I didn't notice that distribution manager at Coca-Cola. Bro, if you're, I'm in Atlanta. If you're RSK for life, then hook me up. I want to come down to the Coca-Cola factory and get some new flavors. Let's do this. This is so bullshit for all the women who are trying to play soccer in this league did you see that was there a wrestling champion in texas who just yeah claimed to be a woman they're like you know we need to be inclusive it's like what really at the expense of all these

women who are trying to like follow their passion because there's no way for need to be inclusive. It's like, what, really? At the expense of all these women who are trying to follow their passion? Because there's no way for them to be as good of a wrestler as a man if they're on equal playing field. My daughter, who is wonderful, on a social justice warrior scale, I would say she's gone from a 10 to an 8. But we did watch Ultimate Beastmaster lately. I don't know if you're aware of this show. It's a little bit like American Ninja warrior where you do an obstacle course and there'll be like two americans two germans two french guys or whatever and i'm always rooting for the americans so when the american is like 42 years old but still fit it's like really Like, of course you're not going to win. Yeah. That 21-year-old is.

I know. Yes. And then the other one's a girl. And I'm like, oh, like, a dude my age and a girl? We're fucked. And she's like, girls can do anything guys can. I'm like, maybe career-wise. Let's go right now, Hulk.

Come on. Bam. Oh, what happened? Oh, no upper body strength? I love her dearly. I'm afraid she's going to see this. No. She needs to learn.

Dude, when it comes to mountain climbing and obstacle courses, this is guy stuff. Yeah. There's a reason there's a ladies golf team. It's literally as stupid as me saying i can't believe just just i can give birth just as well as you it's like no that's about equivalent like i every girl i've ever dated like you know how you joke around and like you lay on top of them like you'd go limp yeah and they're like all right get up move me and and like i always like you know when i was in high school doing that or whatever, I was like, oh, they're

joking. They're just being cutesy. And then you do this other thing where I take my hand like this, and I put one wrist here, one wrist here, and I'm like, break out of this. And they'll be like, ah! That seems like a technique thing, right? And I'll be like, oh, yeah, you almost got me. It's like, no, it's just the grip strength is so, so different.

You have higher pain tolerance than I do, and I'm immensely stronger than you are, no matter what. Higher pain tolerance is just something that we tell them. I'm honestly hearing this. There's no evidence for that. I'm hearing this thinking there's something I failed as a parent. Like, she's great, but she missed a piece of education that I didn't give her. Maybe it's just that reality hasn't hit her enough times yet. I think you should attack her.

I think you should attack her before someone else does, right? She needs to know. She needs to be careful. You need to scheme her. Attack her. Sit Colin on her because Colin's stronger than her, and he's younger. You need to like scheme him a mask. Like an attacker. Sit Colin on her because Colin's stronger than her and he's younger. I don't know. Colin's late to the puberty train, but I think he is stronger now.

Poor kid. He's 14. There's no mustache on that kid. Taylor had a chest full of hair at 14. I did. He really did. Because I knew you had a beard, but hair at 14. I did. He really did. Because I knew you had a beard, but I was trying to exaggerate. I had like this area right here, like the small area where I was like,

hopefully this comes in pretty quick because this is not good looking. And then it started like becoming my – No, of all my brothers, I'm built like the broadest and the biggest but i'm puberty wise like were you all like like young men no i i hit the puberty train earlier than both my brothers um but they weren't late like like woody they both kind of hit i guess around normal time probably like 12 13 whenever yeah we're working so hard to get colin some pull-ups and in my head i'm like can we just get some tea up in this bitch like i know it's coming right like like you can see he's start there are hints here and there where he's growing up but uh like yeah the poor kid just needs some tea and he'll be doing pull-ups

in three weeks he'll be beating the shit out of hope in no time that's terrible oh god that's funny yeah women should know like you're at a disadvantage physically and it's not about no but we're not rubbing your face in it it's not like like it's you need to know like like if there was a third gender who was just much stronger than men like if there was some superman gender that could do that to our wrists and arms and occasionally they wanted to rape us right if the worst of the supermen liked raping normal men that was their thing we the three of us would be having conversation like i saw one today yeah he's fucking enormous he was staring at me he whistled at me said something

about my ass hey it was it was terrifying he was terrified he grabbed my wrist and held them together with one hand and laughed. If there were a race. He let me go and told me to run off like a scamp and slap my butt. If there were a race of Minotaurs out there, then you bet your ass they'd have a separate UFC league. Yes. Because they wouldn't be like, you know, I'm trans Minotaur. And it's like, all right, best of luck. Oh, and he's bored to death again.

Like, no, that wouldn't fly. And the Minotaur League would be the open one, right? That would be the one anyone was allowed to participate in, yet for some reason there were no dudes in it. Yeah, there'd be no dudes and no women because there's fucking Minotaurs in there. If I can do anything, a Minotaur can. My wife and I have been discussing

the shooting a lot. And by the way, LegitimateRage, when you put this in the timeline, try to do it somehow without mentioning shooting or the town in Florida or anything else that might trigger. The word is a no-no. What word? Weapon.

Oh, don't use that word. I watch a lot of Call of Duty mod channels. Like a lot of them. And they can't use the word. I've watched a lot of Call of Duty mod channels, like a lot of them, and they can't use the word weapon. He's like, this tool is a new modification that's come out. It's based on the MP44. Oh, that's retarded. This tool is a very good mod.

It's better than other tools. Wow. I can't say that. Yeah. Huh. Well, anyway. It's a specified thing to have to do. So in general, I don't say that. Yeah. Huh? Well, anyway, I have to do. So in general, I don't like my wife is like,

you will come up with a solution, right? Come up with a thing that that might help with this situation. Because, you know, of course, people want to start banning guns. That's their first instinct. And I'm like, hey, you know, it was already a gun-free zone we have a rule against that yet there the gun was and it was already um against the rules to kill people yet you know he just doesn't seem like much of a rule follower so one of the ideas she had was to not let people have guns till they're 21 and it's like but we've kind of established he's not a rule follower

you know so would he not just get a gun in some other way or get it from his family or whatever uh gun-free zones from what i can tell don't keep bad guys with guns out why uh why don't these shootings happen in hospitals where everybody's laying in bed and they're even more vulnerable it'd be easier they're not going to run away because they're armed guards there There are police officers. There are people with guns at hospitals. There's metal detectors. Even if there aren't metal detectors, there are enough police officers and security guards' weapons

with tools, rather, I'm supposed to say, walking around, that they're not going to go do that. She did pitch 21. That's the law. But not for AR-15s. Am I wrong? Yeah, you are. It's not 18 for... It might be state by state.

You can buy a shotgun at 18. I know one state where it's 16 and you can buy a rifle. I think it's maybe Vermont or somewhere up there. But, you know, I just... 21. It might... It definitely depends on the kind of weapon. Are you able to quickly...

I'm looking up age to buy and possess rifles may be sold to individuals 18 or older all firearms other than shotguns and rifles and all ammunition other than the ammunition for shotguns and rifles may be sold only to individuals 21 this is worded funny imagine that ATF

all firearms other shotguns ah they ATF the problem all it looks like in Florida it might be 21 which is where the last thing happened all That's all that matters. I'm not... It is. In North Carolina, I had the impression it was 18 for a long gun and 21 for a pistol,

but I'm not positive. Yeah. That sounds... Yeah, you're right, Woody. Or no, wait. In Florida, it is 18 for a long gun with parental consent, I think. Yeah.

Interesting. Okay. So parental consent, I think. Yeah. Interesting. So, Missouri, Arizona. I remember I was buying.22 ammunition once, and the lady at Walmart was like, I was like 19, or, I guess I was 19 at the time, or 20, probably. She was like, is it for a rifle or a pistol? And before I thought about it, I was like, pistol. She's like, oh, can't have it then. I was like,

fuck! It's for a rifle. Oh, you already said pistol. And I was like, what if he wants, Scott was with me, I was like, fuck! It's for a rifle. Oh, you already said pistol. And I was like, what if he wants, Scott was with me. I was like, well, he wants some too, and his is for a rifle. Nope. She saw through your ruse. I think I cursed. Well, there's another Walmart nearby.

I'm pretty sure that's what happened. I'm pretty sure I cursed a little. I'm going to get the ammo. You're just giving me an errand And now you're making me very angry I'll be back after I visit the mall You know what I'm picking up from this Young Kyle is not as persuasive as current Kyle

Right? I think current Kyle would have either Thought a step ahead Or changed somebody's mind But young Kyle used bad words And didn't get it. I told you some bad words. That's true, actually.

I rolled into the Zaxby's and made some... There's a point that I get to where I'm like, all right, there's no need to be calm, cool, collected, charismatic Kyle anymore. Now we can be cunt Kyle. All right? At this point, we can just unleash... Because I'm not getting what I want.

It's clear. And she was like, either she was really enjoying her little bit of power as the sporting goods, like a cash register operator, or they had gotten in their ear, like, hey, you don't. Because it wasn't long after Columbine and stuff like that, I guess. School shootings have always been a problem. Yeah. What are you going to do? The mistake I make in that situation too much is I'll get a no

and then I'll come back with a joke or a, well, wouldn't you rather? I hear you saying no, but you're failing to account for how charming I am, right? That gets a smile, but never a yes. You know, like, I don't turn no's into yeses as much as I'd like to. Yeah.

Sometimes you got to force them. Hmm. I don't know. Usually I don't have any power. You know, physical force, you know, violence.

Oh, well, now you're making sense. I don't want to talk about sex again. I'm sorry.

I'm still talking about cash registers. All right. Well, it works at cash registers. I don't see

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the watch. It's one, it's a very entertaining commercial if uh it just search it on youtube it's keanu reeves motorcycle square space commercial he's starting his own in the super bowl yeah he's starting his own brand of motorcycles which are very cool looking and he's like riding along talking to himself like i like motorcycles why don't i start a motorcycle company maybe i will yeah i will and honestly pretty good keanu right there it's not that hard his fucking motorcycles are sexy like what do you think i watched that commercial ad was a win-win right like if he did that ad for free he did okay oh yeah i bet he i bet he really yeah you know it was advertising his own company i'm sure there was some sort of interesting integrated partnership deal but you're right though if it

was free still a great deal but i bet he got paid i want that motorcycle now after watching it and i've been kind of anti-motorcycle over the years because they're so scary and dangerous right like if i were the road warrior out on the open, you know, desert roads with no assholes out there to like run me off the road because they didn't hear my exhaust. No grannies to sideswipe me. I'd love to ride a bike. It's the power to weight ratio, the cool factor. I'm sure you get some pussy on there. The chick's going to be right on you.

It's basically a vibrator. It's a misconception. Really? Yeah. a vibrator. Common misconception. Really? Yeah, I think a lot of guys buy motorcycles thinking they work like guitars. You ever see the memes where there's a guy with a guitar and there's six women around him.

Then there'll be a guy with a motorcycle and there's six guys around him admiring the motorcycle. I think it's one of those. I've always noticed that guys with bikes, there's biker chicks that are into that. I'm pretty sure that some ladies orgasm if they're on the right kind of bike that thing's a rolling vibrator

that takes you places right it seems like that would be my pitch like you want to go for a ride it doesn't matter where we're going just hang with me for yeah let's go but I watched that commercial and I really wanted that bike and I don't know where we're going. Hang with me here for... Yeah, let's go. But I watched that commercial, and I really wanted that bike.

And William and I were watching, and I was like, oh, shit, let's see how much they are. In my head, I'm like, if it's 15 grand, you might be buying a motorcycle. $70,000 was the starting price. $70,000. Get a Corvette. I mean, it's a nice bike, but get a Corvette.

I'm getting a Corvette. That's how much... I don't know if it's still true, but like remember when OC Choppers was a big deal with Pauly Sr. and Jr.? Their bikes were that much. And Jesse James, the guy out west that made them his custom cycles, they were that much. That's how much like the high-end look-at-me bikes cost. But his is a custom, you know, i feel like their bikes were like custom ordered whereas keanu seems to be like making his own company there's probably small batches still but man i wish it were more reasonable i wish he had a low-end bike or something like that

but the one he was riding in that commercial what everything about that's too much for a bike it's there's no utilitarian value to it you know it doesn't do anything other than like look cool and like transport you from point a to point b whereas like that's i mean even my even the sports car has got storage my the trunk of my camaro is surprisingly big you know and lotus elise elise something like that is in the 30s usually not 30 flat but you know if you can stretch to like 36 or 37 you can get one and uh i thought about that for a while i watched this car review where they were like you know 30 grand is right in that mix where for some people 35 grand is like an aspirational oh my god wouldn't it be amazing i could save up and do it and other people that's an impulse purchase and i'm like would i impulse purchase

that you know like i could it's a sick car man those things are beautiful um you know like they're oh they handle like like when you turn the wheel they go like it reminded me of a forrest baxter like uh it's a small car and like i don't know when you fucking get another gear you've been in one you've seen it real life yes yeah yeah i used to live next to a dealership when when you fucking shift and get another gear and it's like oh wow it's got so much torque here like this thing doesn't weigh anything right so that not weight thing so i haven't seen it in real life like you have but i've seen a lot of youtube videos about it because i actually got kind of semi-serious about it and like the doors weigh nothing and there's no noise cancellation there's no insulation the the

instead of a door handle you have like a strap that to open it is everything's light and kind of chintzy and that's how it handles so great it handles like a go-kart if you've never been in that they just they pull like 5g's or crazy. And that's how they do it. There's no weight on anything. It's just a giant go-kart with a skin on it. And it's loud and it's shaky and it's cool. Yeah, I like little cars like that. The thing about the Porsche Boxster, we were driving one one time in the car lot and really fast.

It was nighttime, so the car lot and like really fast. It was nighttime. So the car lot's empty, but it's full of cars. And like I just progressively started going faster and faster, making basically 90 degree turns. And a normal car has got so much body roll and like it'll even start sliding. And like you could lose control. The front tires will start doing crazy stuff. This, it was just like you just downshifted and fucking turned the wheel 90 degrees and the car just seemed to do it it was incredible you know and the lotus is similar i'm sure it's not in that class but i'm used to a lifted truck right so my expectations for

handling are so on the bottom end i was driving with my friend's car and he just took a corner in a town and it was like holy smokes vehicles do that he took it at like 30 you know like it i he's not his car's not as powerful as your camaro but i imagine that it can do like low speed turns in the same class and uh yeah just like wow light years different than a lifted truck taylor you look good throat's not bothering you right man we gotta get uh we gotta get ice poseidon on the show uh like the last two streams he's done uh and maybe he's done more in between but the two that stuck out to me he he got in a bubble boy thing like a literal ball like a big clear ball going around la and people like what what's your deal dude i have ebola i have ebola uh stay back bubble boy here he did that and then they rented a uh anybody buy it they the cops

showed up he uh he rented a lamborghini galardo uh a few weeks ago and had no idea how to drive it uh it's paddle shift you know it's it's fucking manual right and if you don't fucking hit the paddle shift it's not like my car where like i think it'll shift on its own if no mine red lines too he he he would he was just he was driving along and the car's going and the guy's like bro you gotta shift that thing's redlining like like you're gonna blow the engine up he's like no no it's automatic it's just in sport mode and he's like no no no he goes hit the paddle shift he goes yeah he's like oh i wasn't an automatic it doesn't have an automatic it doesn't have one what he meant was that like there's no clutch yeah you know like you want to explain paddle shift i bet not everybody knows uh yeah there's

there's paddles on either side of the steering wheel. Click up, click down, go up in your gears. And some cars have safety features so you don't blow your car up. It'll start going, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, when you redline it. My truck does. Some cars don't. And a Lamborghini Gallardo is apparently one of those cars that doesn't. Because you would think if you bought a $150,000 car, you figured out how to drive it first.

But he rented one for like a grand a day. He's just trashing it, just driving around. Oh, and by the way, he's wearing a NASA space suit the whole time and stopping and telling people that he's a SpaceX millionaire and that he's out spreading awareness about

the Falcon Heavy launch. Yeah. That guy is always trying to find interesting way yeah i like it too dude there's something about making money that lets you make more money you know like heck your um fps rusher videos i think went through a progression like this too at first you'd use one of your guns or one of your father's guns and shoot bullets into a lake to prove they were real bullets, right? You fast forward a year and you're taking what seemed like tanks to McDonald's and shooting fully auto machine guns with rounds that must cost $100 a pop, right?

I don't know what they – but like you couldn't do that for your first video. It would just lose too much money. It's too expensive to do. Well, maybe some of those things other people pay for, but some of the things you did would be too expensive for a low-view video. Ace Poseidon is at a point where he can invest $1,000 in a stream and know that it's a good business decision. That's the cool thing about streaming, though,

is you can be like, all right, guys, we'll do this thing right now if you guys fund it like like you can't expect me to come out of pocket right now and rent this lamborghini but like let's get the grand together we'll hop in a lamborghini and then we'll go do some crazy shit you know you can do that sort of thing that's the sort of thing that i look forward to doing like like i i'd be like look how many hookers do we want to reenact Sling Blade right now? I'm Carl. I need the rest of the cast, right? Now we can get one for $200, or we can get eight hookers in here for like two grand.

Let's fund this thing up. I feel like we're going to have some real shenanigans. Streaming is interesting, being able to fund stuff like that. By the way, I linked you to this 2007 lotus man that is attractive yeah by the way and like i don't know if i like that one or this one better this is a 1959 lotus l15 look at this like this is a head turner you drive through town in this and i mean look at that it's cool it's so cool how much are they? 30 grand they're both 30

I don't know I'm spending 30 grand this month anyway on bullshit did you know that apparently according to this ridiculous clickbait article more and more men are getting moob jobs? What's a moob job? Well, I hope they explain it in the first couple sentences. I guess it's a breast reduction for a dude.

That's where I'm headed with this. Yes, it's to suck the fat out of your big fat titties when you can't be bothered to just shove a little bit less into your mouth but this picture here look at how almost perfect his moobs are they're they've got they picked a real way i think they do a google image search for like ideal mood god look at those man titties. This guy isn't fat. All right, so we've all seen man tits,

but this guy's man tits are bigger than they should be for his belly fat. I could cup this titty. He's got saggy, almost C cup. He's got C cups. He's got saggy C cups on him. He needs a bro. How does cup size work? I don't think I understand cup size.

You measure below the titties. You measure... Manzier. You get your measuring tape. You go below the breast. You get that measurement. And then every inch larger than that around is a cup size. And the number below or afterward is the total area around. So the 32DD is very different than a 36DD.

Yes. A 36DD is going to be a larger girl. Yeah. 32 is a little girl. So if you're a girl with just a really big rib cage, you know, and you're like a 38, and then you're a B, that means it's 40 inches around your boobs. Yes. Hmm. There should be an A minus cup or something for those girls.

There's a tiny titty subreddit. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. And those girls, some of them, they really just have hard nipples. Like that, and not much more than that. Like they're honest you know flat chested usually means small boobs so there's uh there's flat chest there's our flat chest

there's our flatties um i can't believe i didn't know these there's our small boob problems normally every time kyle mentions a subreddit it's like i've known that one for nine months i don't know about what was the other one? Flat chested? Yeah, the other one's like small boob problems. Yeah, some of these are really hot. I don't mind these incredibly flat chests. I think it's kind of cool. All size titties are good.

There's no bad titties. The thing is about the flat chested women. Some of these women are extremely flat chested. Almost guy chested. Less than guy. Can be less than guy. i'm sorry i'm cutting you off but but a lot of times it's usually a pretty athletic woman who has no boobs just less than you're imagining and uh it's like all right all right even for a guy who likes smaller boobs like me that might be too small but the rest of the package

is so well put together you know this is a flat tummy and tight thighs and like the whole nine yards uh you know this could work for me that's that looks too young i don't like that one that's i went to best all-time uh number four mystery flatty not all the time yeah and it looked like it might be a young one well it's definitely not but like you know i mean it's young it you know it i i'll meet that's how i feel about completely shaved women now i i recognize that i think i might be dating myself that now like 80 of girls are just totally bald downstairs. But if I see something without any pubic hair at all, that doesn't look like,

that looks like a girl to me. I'm okay with that. I'm okay with that. I'm fine with it. Yeah. I'm really not too concerned with boob size. Like I don't really, don't really care.

Yeah. I'm more of a, I prefer butts. Like if I had to pick whether she's going to have big boobs or a big butt, I definitely go really care. Yeah, I'm more of a... I prefer butts. Like, if I had to pick whether she's going to have big boobs or a big butt, I'd definitely go with the big butt. Flat tummy. You put a flat tummy, everything else is fine. They have a flat belly, that package is going to be all right. I don't remember the name of the subreddit,

but it's got, like, women's cleavage in their thighs you know like are their hips not thighs hips oh yeah hip cleavage subreddit i'm trying i could have should have put that together you didn't see that coming but yeah yeah that i like that um if you like that you would like our breeding material because those are girls with really wide hips. Are those like actual curvy girls? Yes. The girls who are good curvy, not like the fat ones who co-opted. Yeah, our breeding material.

That's the subreddit. That sounds so dirty. I mean, you know, you got those childbearing hips, right? It's interesting because I think some guys would consider that more wholesome and some guys would consider it dirty. And now we know who Taylor is. Yeah, it's the one you'll buy the farm for, right? It's a top-tier lady with wide hips, basically.

I was on a swim team with a woman, girl, whatever, and her gynecologist told her her hips were built for having babies and she mentioned it to the swim team and i'm like and she also had a huge rack just from the neck down she was perfect and uh uh i'm like in my head i'm like dude he was fucking like perving on you he was perving on you you don't you don't look at a woman's shape and be like, dude, you are built for making babies and not be perving on that girl. I think we all do in a way. I think

when we see a woman who's attractive it's because we're noticing attributes in her that reflect that she's going to be healthy to have a child with. Because a narrow-hipped woman is much more likely to simply die in childbirth.

I don't doubt that you're right. Oh, this is a pretty great subreddit, pal. Thank you. There's also R slightly pregnant. This is good enough. No, we're good with pre-pregnant words. There's R-cumflation. Cumflation is is one word that's pussies filled to the brim

with ejaculate does that take more than one guy sometimes or just one powerful man one man with lots of zinc and something else in his diet with lots of zinc putanari pegging you won't like that one what is putanari pegging futanari um i don't know the scientific definition of futanari but what i've noticed about futanari and just my casual observation is that it's it's often a half human half animal representation usually bipedal um and it'll have breasts, sometimes a vagina, but always a penis. And sometimes both. Sometimes both.

Sometimes a vagina, but always a penis. Yeah, like there's almost always a penis and a vagina. Actually, now that you describe it, I've seen this before. It's just cartoon porn. Usually the penis is a stallion.

Look at this animation. Alright, so like, can't watch this on the show obviously, but like for you at home. I can't click on links. It ruins the audio. Yeah, that's a powerful PC you got over there. Oh my god, it didn't get less powerful. What happened? You happened. Wait, do you want me to click this, Kyle?

You can click it for sure. It's called Mommy's Bitch. This is on P hub it's called mommy's bitch it's uh it's animated and what what you have here is an african-american with enormous breath this is animated an african american character with a gargantuan penis i'm guessing it's nine inches around and at least two feet long. And he's fucking a white man with breasts and his penis in a chastity cage, and the penis is

going so deep that the belly is distending by eight or nine inches. Who is this for? This is for all of us, Taylor. This is for all of us. This is for mankind. The animation style is off-putting. Isn't it?

What's off-putting is you can... Oh, now it's ejaculating. And it's at least four gallons. What's off-putting is the tweeting birds in the background. So that you know they're in some cabin in the woods or something. There's like peaceful... I muted the audio. Oh, you're losing the moans

because the individual is wearing a slut blindfold, a collar, and a ball gag. So you're missing all the... So yeah, that's Futanari. I like that you don't know what Futanari is, but your pattern recognition skills filled it in.

Absolutely. Here, I'll read uh futanari pegging is a mixture of two fetishes one being futanari the other being pegging of course futanari for the female has right like who wrote this this was clearly written by a futanari fan right well basically what an asshole uh futanari where the female has a penis all right that's it and pegging where a male is being penetrated there's boobs on this cock uh yeah wielding female it's a lady penis basically but it like yeah just imagine the world's greatest penis right there you could hammer nails with this thing and pick your nose with it. You could beat a man to death.

Yeah, it's something. There's also our huge futonari, and those are even bigger penises. Are there any Patreon ask me any questions? Of course, it's a fucking Japanese thing. There's one more ad, and then

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So I wanted to know if you guys had any tips on some lazy but nutritious meals that i could put together on the cheap um if i could jump in and say like rice is like the cheapest fucking thing that goes the farthest that exists i think like the reason so many of those those like populous asian countries live on mostly rice it seems you could get a enormous bag of rice. And I mean, they come in five pound, like jungle rice bags. If you really want to go hard in the paint,

uh, brown rice is better for you, obviously. And, uh, you know, then you just add stuff to it. You can get a can of cream of mushroom,

uh, a couple of cans of it. They're like 50 cents a can, um, little, little chicken, some rice, and you've got a delicious meal.

You can get some frozen peas and carrots mixed in a bag. Throw that in there. No vegetables, please. It's bad enough. You've got cream and mushroom soup in there. If you want, you can just use the cream. Just take all those mushrooms out. Rice and cream. Save money so you can

afford your move job. Throw out all the food that you just bought in your money-saving endeavor. Yeah, brown rice is good. Frozen shit is going to be really helpful for you. So you can go to Walmart or wherever and get a giant bag of frozen

chicken tenderloins or chicken breast or whatever. I would say get the tenderloins because you can cook them from frozen and it's way faster and you can just dice those up and throw it in your fried rice. And like a giant bag of like 15 pounds of that is hardly anything at all and it'll last you a while. And it's frozen so you're not

on the clock to get it. You can get frozen fish like tilapia for pretty fucking cheap if you want some variety. Like obviously like salmon and whatnot is going to be more but it all depends on how you flavor it it oatmeal is cheap and filling potatoes you can get a lot of potatoes and stretch that a good way yeah um as far as mark watney you go mark watney with and start cutting slices out of potatoes and planting them in your own poop in your dorm just start growing

your own little potato farm in there just Just bring the extra 60 cents for the potatoes. Do that. Instead of starting a shit farm in your dorm. You're not going to get any pussy if you do that. And you're going to end up having to pay for a dorm room. Unless you're growing mushrooms in there, too. Then maybe it works out. Maybe.

Well, no, it still won't. It's going to be shit all over the farm. That's true. Some chicks are into that, though. Maybe find a hippie chick. Oh, it's like nature. It's going to be shit all over the floor. That's true. Some chicks are into that, though. Maybe find a hippie chick. Oh, it's like nature. Maybe he goes to German school. Ah. I'm trying to think of other cheap meals.

Fried rice really is probably the best one. Like, you don't need a ton of chicken. You get brown rice. It takes hardly any time to make. Get yourself a spring for a rice cooker, so you don't have to be worried about boiling it. You can get a decent rice cooker for $20 and it takes no time at all. Huge fan

of the rice cooker. You literally pour your rice in, pour like two cups of water in, push a button and in like 15-20 minutes you've got perfectly cooked rice. And something about the vessel that goes in the rice cooker, they're incredibly easy to clean. You almost don't have to wash them. You let

the rice just dry out in there, turn it upside down, and hit it on the back with a spoon. Yeah, just take a wet cloth and run it around in there, and it's clean. If you spring the extra $3 to get a quote, nice rice cooker, like the one I have has a vegetable steamer,

like a steamer on the top that you put in. And so while you're doing your rice, all the steam comes up on top of your cooker in and so while you're doing all the steam you can just throw some broccoli or carrots or whatever in there and two birds with one stone yeah yeah rice is definitely like being in a guy's house no money i feel i feel like we had like 16 dollars to our name at the time and he was like you want some spicy rice and i was like what is spicy rice and he like made

minute rice and added taco bell packets and it was delicious it was delicious it's fucking great it's fucking great we had those uh those taco packet seasoning, the fried rice little seasoning packets, they're literally 40 cents and that'll make a giant pot of it for you speaking of that, I went to Taco Bell about three or four days ago, they have a new product they've imported it from Canada

nacho fries they have nacho supreme fries, instead of chips, fries now? yes it's french fries, covered in all the things they put on the nachos bel grande. You know, sour cream, refried beans, beef, tomatoes, like all that shit. I just doused it in fire sauce and ate it with a fork. It was incredibly bad for me, but so good. I'm trying to think of anything else.

Oh, ground turkey or turkey or like ground beef you can get for real cheap and just make sausage or whatever you want to do the thing or just uh mix it up and you know oh eggs you can do fucking anything with eggs those are cheap as fuck those will fill you up scramble a bunch of eggs and then make some like uh you know pork sausage or something you get good at making hamburgers out of cheap ground beef, you can actually impress someone for like 80 cents. I like hamburgers a lot. If you get good at making them, if you figure out how to

not have blood in the middle of the thing and also not burn it at the same time, you can get enormous things of ground beef. I don't do that. I get really expensive ground beef that's like $10 a pound, but I've seen other people buying... Others.

Others. People buying pounds and pounds of this ground beef that comes in logs. Yeah, like a big tube. Seemingly costs the same amount as my one pound. Yeah, you can get a ton of use out of that. So good luck, man. It's even easier if you're not trying to be healthy

because it takes no time at all to make a few potatoes. I love potatoes. I love potatoes too. There's so many things you can do with potatoes. Obviously french fries, right? But baked potatoes, mashed potatoes, all the things you can do.

Potato may be the greatest food that we have available to us. You can make liquor out of it. It does everything, right? Yeah. Yeah, you really can do anything. Make a toy out of it? Make a Mr. Potato Head? If you wish. Yeah. You know, that's what the original Mr. Potato Head was, like during the Depression. You didn't get a fake plastic potato with plastic eyes and features on.

You just took a potato and stuck that stuff into it. Yeah, but where did they get the fake eyes? You bought it in a kit. That's what the potato head was. Mr. Potato Head. According to Kyle. I don't know if any of this is true. Of course.

Why would I make this up? It sounds real. I trust you. Yeah. Let me find some evidence. Original Mr. Potato Head. It seems like if you're in the Great Depression, your parents would be screaming at you like, you're wasting another potato

with your goddamn grimy toys. Yeah, I'm right. I'm always right. Oh, I felt like I was going to fucking sneeze for like 20 minutes and it's not going away. Yeah, man. I'm so glad I'm not sick dude it sucks i hate i don't know what the fuck it is like i'm healthier now than i've been in years like i eat better i'm more active i don't know it's those ladies so it... Yeah, but you can't get strep sexually. Yeah, you can. Or you can't get the flu sexually.

Wait, wait, wait. Are you under the impression you can't get strep from other people? No, you can, but like... I don't know. It's just the timing of it. I don't know. Because I was fine. Like, go listen to the last PK with Dick Masterson.

I sounded fine. I was okay. I was on antibiotics then. I thought I was all good. And then three days after I get fine. Like, go listen to the last PK with Dick Masterson. I sounded fine. I was okay. I was on antibiotics then. I thought I was all good. And then three days after I get off of it, I start feeling like this again. But who knows? Hopefully it's not like mono or something

because I don't have a primary physician still because I just never took time to do it. I just have been, like, going to urgent care. I'm getting tired of those co-pays. And so I'm about to find a primary, and I don't even know what to look it. I just have been going to urgent care. I'm getting tired of those copays. And so I'm about to find a primary and I don't even know what to look for. This guy

wants to know what TV shows we're currently watching. I'm watching Black Mirror. I'm pretty much done with it now. I like it. The one with the robot dog sucked though, right? I haven't watched that one because you said it sucked. I sort of skipped over that one. I think I agree with Woody that one of the downs dog sucked, though, right? I hadn't watched that one because you said it sucked. I sort of skipped over that one.

I think I agree with Woody that one of the downsides to Black Mirror is they seem to sort of rehash the same technological pitfalls multiple times. Like the same sort of futurology gone wrong concepts are just brought about. wrong concepts are just just just brought about uh what if like instead of like a self-driving car yeah the car has its own place to go you don't even and then cars eventually just get rid of humans all together no yeah all right it seems like a lot of the problems have to do with people having their um their their their mind put into a computer and that going awry or having that that seems to be like like 80 percent of the story yeah yeah right whether it's technology your memory is too perfect or i'm able to implant memories or mess with your memories that that's

half of the episodes right there yeah and the other half for like what if like you know like social media yeah it wasn't like likes and dislikes it was like they what if like, you know, like social media, yeah? It wasn't like likes and dislikes. It was like they rate you and then you can't get food no more. Like it sinks low enough and then you can't get food from the supermarket. I thought they did that twice this year.

Some fucking British dude just throwing shit at the wall. Four or five times. One of them was the Orville though. And I messed up. Oh, Orville was sick. Oh, excuse me. Orville's a different show.

But what I meant to say was the season four, episode one, the Star Trek-ish episode of Black Mirror. I really enjoyed that. And I like that actor, the guy from Breaking Bad, the blonde, the main guy, the blonde guy. Okay. Yeah. I didn't even think of him from breaking yeah man played like a his uncle was the white supremacist nut job that right yeah it was a i didn't put it together so ai right becomes so advanced fucking kills itself sends us back to the dark age

it's depressed commit suicide turns all the lights off. Everyone's using abacuses and all that shit. What are you guys watching? I'm watching AP Bio, that show with Dennis and Patton Oswalt. Okay. Dennis Reynolds, whatever his name is. Yeah, yeah. That's pretty funny.

I like that a lot so far. It's only three episodes, but it's solid. It's on NBC on on roku is how i'm watching it i watched altered carbon but i've been mostly watching one of a kind things like the movie split i saw the chris rock um special special that's what i'm going for i watched the chapelle show special a little while ago stuff like that okay ch Chris Rock goes deep into relationships. Did you see the Chris Rock special? I haven't yet.

I know he's a recent divorcee as of like a year and a half ago, so I bet it's hard. His routine is devoted to what he did wrong, what you should be doing better, how to be a better husband. And it's funny, but it's critical. He's on a fucking yacht with Leo DiCaprio and models now.

I think he's just making some money out there. He doesn't believe that shit. I gotta see the special. Say that again? Does he rip on his ex-wife at all? No. Oh, well then it was a legal thing that he wasn't allowed to. Well, he didn't give her enough time.

He thought earning money was all he had to do to maintain a good relationship, and he fucked other women. So it might have been his fault. Hmm. I don't know. I haven't watched it yet. He said he was addicted to porn. Sounds like she should have

told the lie. Yeah, it was probably more likely that his wife's attorney was like, if you include anything negative about her in your upcoming special, we will take all the fucking proceeds of it. And then the judge was like, which side is female? The one that wants the money. Okay, yeah, then we're agreed. So this guy wants to know, $3,000 budget, what TV to go with?

Man, I'm thinking the same thing right now. Such a large budget. Yeah, well, the next time I move, I'm going to get the TV that's going to last me for the next time i move i'm gonna get a i'm gonna get the tv that's gonna last me for like the next five years so i figure i'm gonna do like a five thousand dollar budget or something like that maybe and i would go to like 5500 if it gets me like three or four more inches or something like that but five is about as high as i want to go and tvs have dropped so much recently like i'm looking right now samsung 75 inch 4k tv uh led 2100 um that seems like a pretty special tv all 80 samsung 82 inch 4k led 2017 model 3300 for the 82 inch um sony 75 inch 4k ultra hd 2017 four thousand dollars you know like you're gonna for three grand you're gonna be able to get just about whatever you want don't go with curved

unless you're a very lonely man and um they're just expensive at three grand consider getting a two thousand dollar tv and putting a grand into audio. You might like that more. Get yourself some surround sound. That's like a TV sound. You want to do a theater thing, it's got to go behind you. I'll co-sign with that, I suppose. But the sound bars are very good. I'm not sure that...

You get the sound bar for $300, or you can go full surround sound for like a grand, and I'm not sure that I don't know. You get the soundbar for $300 or you can go full surround sound for like a grand and I'm not sure about the diminishing returns. I'm not sure if you're getting triple the audio experience for the grand. But if you have it, then do it. And I may agree. Like, I don't know. $3,000 seems to be the cusp of like the

top tier enormous TVs, which is what I'm into. I want, I mean, here's a Samsung 78 inch, which is a new size that i hadn't even heard of before for 3400 these are fucking cool man like like you'd be if you've never seen a really big really big fucking 4k tv and uh one thing that's important to me is like it definitely needs to be 120 hertz at least preferably 240 hertz right and uh but how does that help because i i think that the source material is at 24 and 30 mostly i don't know how it helps but it definitely seems to you you like it yeah yeah

yeah it definitely does and uh chiz is all about oled and i don't know a ton about the different technologies but when you step up to OLED, you're like tripling your price. So fuck all that. Unless you're wanting to get like a 40, 50 inch TV and not get these big fucking gigantic 70, 80 inch TVs, which is what I would recommend. Like if you get your

viewing range right on a 75, 80 inch TV, it's incredible. And then it's in 4K as well. Get fucking Planet Earth 2 rocking. Sit back and relax. Ah, man. Nothing better. I can't wait to buy one of these things. I'm really looking forward to it. I've been

looking at them for three years or something like that. And when I first started looking, the ones I wanted were $10,000. And then a year or two ago, they were $7,000. And then last year, they were $5,000 or $6,000. And now they're like $3,000. And then like a year or two ago, they were $7,000. And then like last year, they were five or $6,000. And now they're like three grand. Like it's, they just keep going down. After the Superbowl, they really dropped a lot. A similar thing happened with 4k projectors. Like the light bulb in my projector is like $500 or 400 and something. So it goes out like annually maybe.

And every time it goes out, I'm like, you know what? I'm going to consider just fucking tossing this projector and it's $400 bulbs and getting a 4k one. And at first I'd look and they were 20 grand, which is just a lot of money for TV. I don't even watch it much.

And, but then, you know, then it comes in at eight, which is still too much. And then it came in sub five and it's like uh but then you know then it comes in at eight which is still too much and then it came in sub five and it's like oh you know for three thousand four thousand maybe next time it's time to dump five hundred dollars into the 1080p one we just step up yeah yeah i uh these things are so fucking big i i'm i really like an enormous tv it I mean, bigger is better. It really is.

Yeah, I want you to hear the audio. You know, like when in Game of Thrones, they're fighting on a ship and it's thumping you. You know, the sails are whomping and you feel it. Watch Patriot. Patriot has amazing surround sound. When the cannonballs are coming in, they're... And it's like you hear it zip past you.

Yeah, that's a good suggestion. There's a movie where the English people are in ships and they're chasing pirates, and Russell Crowe might be in that too. The End of the World? Master and Commander. Master and Commander. The Edge of the World or something like that, yeah.

And Band of Brothers too also has some neat... You hear like... It's by surprise, you know? Like a bullet just... The Far Side of the World. The Far Side of the World? Is You hear it's by surprise. A bullet just... The Far Side of the World. The Far Side of the World? Is that what it's called? It's Master and Commander of the Far Side of the World. It's got a long title. I watched it recently. That's a good movie. I like it a lot. I like

the relationship between Russell Crowe and the doctor and that little boy who loses the arm and everything. This shit happens in the first fight scene, by the way, if anyone wants to see it. It's a good movie. IMDB says 7.4 out of 10. Rotten Tomatoes, 84%.

Roger Heaver gave it 4 out of 4. Some good scores. 1805 aboard the HMS Surprise. The brash Captain Jack Aubrey and his trusted friend, the ship's scholarly surgeon ordered to hunt down and capture the brash Captain Jack Aubrey and his trusted friend, the ship's scholarly surgeon, are ordered to hunt down and capture a powerful French vessel off the South African coast.

Yeah, really good. I'm trying to think. Taylor, what have you been doing as a hobby lately? I guess mostly lifting? Mostly just fucking not being well. Just being sick, which sucks because I wasn't able to work out yesterday because I figured that's probably pretty dumb. Because last week when I was taking the antibiotics, I was working out because I felt fine the whole time. Maybe that was a bad idea because your body can't, I guess, put all its effort into recovering what it's supposed to be when it's also rebuilding muscle or whatever. Sounds right. put all its effort into recovering what it's supposed to be when it's also like building rebuilding muscle or whatever sounds um it does sound right but i don't but i'm talking out my ass so i have no idea um as far as other hobbies i've just been really busy like with work uh with

with just feeling shitty and sick uh i made or no oh yeah i did i made candles like a couple weeks ago and so that was fun. And then other than that, yeah, just working out and trying to find a psychological thriller series to watch, which Kyle was kind enough to offer quite a few suggestions. But a lot of them were more sci-fi-y. You've got to get into the sci-fi, man. Get past this fantasy horror shit. Fucking watch Battlest, I mean, Battlestar Galactica. That shit is fucking

excellent. It's top tier. It's not that I dislike sci-fi stuff, it's just that I want to find more of my favorite kind of show, you know? Which is either fantasy stuff or psychological thrillers or something about serial killers. You like American Horror Story?

That's very, very season to season so like the um uh the insane asylum one i think that was season two that's a very good one um the clown one where they were at a fair i didn't care for that i didn't finish it um the one with lady gaga or whoever uh was the uh a vampire or a witch or something. I got half of one episode into that and was like, this is stupid. I don't care. I want to fuck Lady Gaga so bad. I think she's really fucking hot. I can't picture her face.

Have you seen that video where she's naked outside with all the crystals and stuff? No, I don't think I've seen any Lady Gaga videos. Is she that hot? No. She's interesting looking. She's your age, Kyle. I know.

She's from New Jersey. Good quality. I was about to say, good with the bad. She's got a very unique nose. Yeah. She's very interesting looking. But it's not an ugly nose it's just unique it's it's katie perry was probably the hottest woman on the planet up until she got like bald and weird

it's fun yeah not to me short-haired and weird it's it's so like short hair on women is such a disgrace and a travesty because no one on the planet thinks that looks good other than the women that are telling her that it looks good. I like it. And don't believe what those women say when they say, oh, you look so good like that because they just saw you take your own beauty ranking down. And if they look better in comparison, they love that. No man likes short hair. I think there are very few men that like short hair, like you say. And to look good with short hair, you have to be beautiful.

Like in super short hair in V for Vendetta, what is her name? She was in Star Wars too. Natalie Portman. Natalie Portman. Natalie Portman is beautiful. Very pretty woman. And she pulled off short hair. But that's what it takes.

That's a shaved head. That's not short hair. It's amazing. And it's what it takes. That's a shaved head. That's not short hair. It's amazing. And it's almost like, you know, the models. To me more. Hey, look how good you look in, like, ratty old sweatpants and an ill-fitting sweater. Yeah, this woman looks good in anything.

She makes it look good. You, on the other hand, need to find something that flatters you. Yeah, you need to frame that face a little bit better. Look at, I feel like Demi Moore was always, I mean, she's gorgeous. I was going to show you a picture of Demi Moore with really short hair,

which she was kind of known for, but here she is with her fucking head shaved. I mean... Super pretty. But here she is with her fucking head shaved. I mean... Super pretty. But I'm not clicking on that. It'll ruin the audio for a minute. I'm not allowed. I can't do it. Charlize Theron here with incredibly short hair.

Very fucking hot. Charlize Theron's hotter than, in this picture, is hotter than a lot of them. Pretty Spears with her head shaved. Holy shit. There's a lot of hot chicks here with their head shaved. Here's an AMA question. You have the option, though, Kyle. Let's say your girlfriend's beautiful, and

she can pull off the short hair look and not look that much worse. You still want long hair, right? Ideally. I don't know. I could go either way. It depends. There's a subreddit called Short Haired Hotties. Big fan.

The hair is too short to even pull. It's just fucking shaved. That's what the collar's for. What are you talking about? Yeah, that's why she's wearing that choker necklace, Taylor. Oh, what a fool I am. This guy wants to know on AMA, if your car broke down today, it's quite

kaput, you can't repair it, what do you replace it with? Today? A Ford F-150. But fast forward to this fall, Chevy's doing a whole new Silverado. They're replacing everything. They get rid of a lot of the square, which I never really cared for. It's gonna

look better. And that would have to be on the menu, too. Okay. Taylor? I really am not a car person, so I don't really care. Don't you care a little? I care a little bit. I don't want to look like an asshole or anything.

But if I got an SUV, I'd probably get like a toyota highlander like something pretty reasonable that you know i can carry whatever i need i'm getting just a regular car then probably like a honda accord or like a toyota camry oh how practical well it's because i just want something that's not going to fall apart and that's going to last forever because i really don't care seriously you honda accord try a little right i don't care about cars okay mom all right all right all right jesus you know what i i was gonna say i'm also not fucking rolling in it like you guys i want wings of redemption on this show oh wings of redemption to be like what you're not a man if

you drive honda accord a man around you're getting a woman in south carolina boy i tell you what kind of woman you pull the honda accord hell i do better now what do you think she's going way more in your car that's that's true man pussy if i'm if i'm driving a honda accord yes or if i'm driving a toyota highlander or toyota camry i'll just be forever get a Oh my god, get a RAV4. If you just want to dry up vaginas as you head down the street. Well, I don't want a RAV4 because that's too

little. Like, the Highlander is the mid-size. I mean, like, I just say the Highlander because it's more reliable, but if in that size, I'd rather have a Jeep Grand Cherokee. I just, a Honda Accord, something about that. Like, oh my god, get a Toyota Corolla and and you're like...

I like how that's your thought process. So I was gonna say a 2019 Camaro because like, they look sick. They look sick. But god damn, Woody, this truck, I linked you here to, I know you can't click it, but for those listening, just go to chevy.com slash slash upcoming vehicles only 2019 Silverado this looks

nice man this looks nice I bet it's probably for your 50 grand or something like that but the one pictured here is the z71 it's red four doors it's got some black wheels on it that looks great yeah and hey are you is do you see how they rounded the fenders and yeah yeah everything sort of rounded it never made sense to put round wheels wheels and square fenders to me in the first place i'm glad they just finally let that go they were so big on the square car you look like you were stuck in the 70s yeah you know i this design is great i like this i even like the short bed because i don't need a long bed.

I like this. And if you... I scrolled down and, man, the interior looks sick. It's this brown and gray leather that sort of... It's gray leather with accents of brown, like, in the centers of the seat and on the edges of the consoles and sort of striped along where the console is. Man, this looks great. My wife is weird about car purchases right

because buying cars a major purchase right yeah but is it you know like i don't know it's 50 grand you we do it once every 15 years fucking let it go like yeah it depends we're gonna look you get zero percent financing so why not finance it, right? Because you usually get cash back if you don't choose the 0% financing. Oh, that's a good point. And if you don't have to, you get the cash back. Yeah. And even if I were to be like, you know, honey, I want to drop $7,000 on a toy car of some sort. I agreed to get a backup paramotor, right?

It's going to be like $8,000. And she's like, okay, that makes sense. You really don't like it if your paramotor breaks so you should have a backup but if i were to suggest an eight thousand dollar car she would think that it was an outrageous idea and uh that's you should just show up this is like buying a puppy you just bring it home i don't know that that's good marital advice. That's awful marital advice. Oh, I'm sorry. Were you going to use her money to buy the car?

You just keep on rolling with bad marital advice. Oh, I'm sorry, Jackie. Did I take that out of your bank account? Whoopsie. Daisy. You're right. This was incredibly irresponsible of me yeah i bet woody really uh really wants to have that conversation of oh so it's your money woody

when i did x y like no imagine the fucking hurricane of shit that's why i got you one too yeah that's actually probably is taylor breaking up or is it my computer breaking taylor up both both okay i'm only half guilty that time there was a robot moment there i had a suspicion that that one time it wasn't me this episode. Anyway, I drive a car. It's 15 years old. It has 162,000 miles almost. Jackie drives a car. It is 14 years old, and it has a quarter million miles. She's next, right?

I mean, like, she just is. If I were Woody, I would buy you both cars on the same day. There would be two brand new cars on the same day. And if possible, maybe make a package deal out of it and try to, like, leverage that to get some sort of a deal with a car dealership. You should get a new car. She should get a used one with, like, 15,000 miles on it and make a day of it. Why does she get a used one? Because she doesn't care.

You know, that makes sense. That makes sense. When I buy a new car, I'm going to buy used because I really don't care. And you're going to get a work truck that you're going to tow stuff around and you're going to be going off to adventurous places. You're going to have a paramotor in there.

You're going to be driving around. She's getting groceries and taking Colin to parkour maybe. Could be. I mean, you may, you know, you're going to have a paramotor in there. You'd be driving around. She's going, she's getting groceries and taking Colin to parkour. Maybe could be, I don't know. I think we're going to drop some money on cars this year, but I've been saying that for a long time. So we'll see what it comes down to is this. So look back in 1993, no, 2003 is what it was. And I was looking at cars, Chevy S tens. If it's a, that was Chevy's old small truck. They sucked. I hated them. And my father said, you know what? They're discontinuing them this year,

so you should take a look at them. They're super cheap. I looked at them. They only had these two-wheel drive Chevy S10s, and the guy was going to make me a killer deal. And I was like, you know, but I just don't want it. So I ended up buying a Tacoma and driving it for 15 years and counting.

And the salesman at the Chevy place even said, So I ended up buying a Tacoma and driving it for 15 years and counting. And the salesman at the Chevy place even said, like, yeah, God, we can't give these things away. Right. Yeah, I don't want it. I'm glad I didn't spend my last 15 years driving a truck I don't like. Man, I'm looking at this new Camaro. And I think I might be headed that way with my Tacoma at this point. Oh, that's so sick.

I'm sorry. The new Camaro? Yeah. Oh, yeah's so sick. I'm sorry. The new Camaro? Yeah. Oh, yeah. It's nice. Dude, and it's expensive, but I watch these YouTube channels and they make these specialty Camaros that are bonkers. Well, I'm looking at the ZL1. So there's the lesser models.

And then there's the Supersport, which is plenty fast. But then there's the ZL1, which is a supercharged 6.2 liter with 650 fucking horsepower. Like, that's plenty powerful enough. I think that's the one I saw on YouTube. Oh, my God. This thing is outrageous. It's Corvette class. It's probably better than the entry-level Corvettes.

Maybe. I don't know. I stopped looking at Corvettes when their price went to, like, $80,000. They're pretty neat. Well, I mean, they're a deal for what they are. It a supercar for eighty thousand dollars but i'm not looking i don't want a supercar i mean i want a supercar but i'm not buying a supercar in my mind when i think of a corvette i think of like a couple generations ago and then when i see a current corvette i'm

like oh they made some very good styling decisions with these things yeah i very much like the look of a corvette actually a lot of the new mustangs look fantastic the camaros look fantastic and the challenger i think is is really hot i like the dodge yeah yeah that that's a good looking car i but corvette i don't know it looks i'm looking at me the problem with the corvette is i'm 45 and that'd be like a meme you know like i can't take it who fucking cares well you're right but i can't it's too much suck a dick suck a dick it's my corvette i got an 80 000 sports car what do you have fuck you it's not a midlife crisis it's a midlife resurgence you don't want to do You know what I'm gonna do in five years? I'm gonna buy another one, you cunt. I do like the way you think. I'm not breaking my nest egg to fucking buy this car because I'm feeling down.

I just wanted a Corvette. I'll buy another one next year if I want to. I'll buy two. Suck a dick. Go watch more Call of Duty videos while I drive my 650 horsepower supercar with electromagnetic

steering. Electromagnetic steering? What's the... What does that mean? Is that a real thing? I'm just making that up. I know the brakes... Yeah, yeah, right?

It should have... It probably does. I don't know. I'm just making that up. It probably does. It probably uses electric magnets. It should.

In the steering wheel. I just made it up but let me Google like Corvette. It probably does. It probably uses electric magnets. It should. I just made it up, but let me Google Corvette electromagnetic steering. You'd think some of them are going to have a drive-by wire steering at some point. It has magnetic power assist steering. It literally does.

There you go. I just want my car to have power steering. It literally does. There you go. Made it up, but it's true. I just want my car to have power steering. It's so hard! Dude, you know what the worst is? Without it. My dad used to have a 64.5 and I didn't have power

steering. That was the first car I drove without one. And that was an interesting first turn. You know, where I was like, something is broken! You know what? I think that would improve NASCAR. I was like 16. I had no perspective. That would improve NASCAR and make it

a much more interesting sport, if you ask me. Because I was watching a race one time, a NASCAR race. I haven't watched many ever. But I remember one of the drivers lost his power steering like a quarter way into the race. And so he's going into the corners at 170 miles an hour and powering this car around it without power steering. And I remember thinking, oh, now that's a sport. Like now he's actually doing a thing.

Like this is how it should be all the time. Is it hard? I mean, everyone here has driven non-power steering cars, right? In my experience, it was difficult to parallel park them, but I didn't even notice while the car was moving. I think there's a lot of forces when you're going that fast into a corner. Yeah, if you were going that fast, it would be hard. I thought it just had to do with the friction of the tire doing that on a road surface. I think there's more friction because he's going into that corner

and the tire's wanting to go one way, but he's keeping it not going that way and flying into the wall. He's fighting as he's keeping it not going that way and flying into the wall. He's fighting as he's going into the corner, fighting the car from going all the way to the left. It's nothing but left turns. I just remember watching his arms, and you could tell that

he was exerting so much. He was really locked in. I remember thinking, that's how it should always be. Of course, Danica Patrick couldn't compete. I like her. Has she won a race yet? Yeah. She did win a race, I think.

They made a big deal out of it. It was a couple years ago. Apparently, part of the reason why she did so well in that open-wheeled car stuff was she was light. In that one, they weigh the car without the driver, so she has a lighter package. Whereas in NASCAR, I think, they weigh the car with the driver.

And so she doesn't have that lightweight advantage. She's 5'2", 100 pounds. That's interesting. Her car weighed fucking 50 pounds less, at least, than everybody else's. No wonder. No, she's never won. Or wait, no. Hold on. That was only one race uh she won a verizon indycar series oh in 2008 i don't know what

the big deal ones are she won she's she's got zero she's got one win in indycar she's got one win in IndyCar. She's got zero wins in Xfinity Series. She's got zero wins in the NASCAR Cup Series. She's got only seven top tens in the Cup Series. Yeah, but she's a chick, so she's probably pulling down just as much money as somebody else. Yeah, absolutely. Yeah, yeah, yeah. She's got that GoDaddy money.

Remember that GoDaddy commercial where she's fucking naked? I don't care how many races that bitch wins. Yeah, good for her. Play the hand you're dealt. I'm going to watch that commercial right now. Yep. Yeah, if you're watching. If you're out.

Oh my god, there's a better one where she's wearing slutty leather? Yeah. She gets pulled over by a cop and the cop strips naked and starts crawling on the car it's a female cop oh my god like she gets pulled over by a female Highway Patrol woman and the highway she's like spread-eagle on the car wearing fishnet fishnets and like like like boy like tiny tiny little

shorts and like like her ass is on this is great this is great go daddy commercial director's cut danica patrick speeding band ah this is now she's now she's pole dancing on a speed pole this just this is all ass i like how nothing about those commercials even hinted at the kind of company or service that go daddy provided you're a a marketing guy. Is that a bad decision? It clearly wasn't because they, you know, they're very successful. I think they kind of benefited from the fact that the average person in the population wouldn't have been able to understand

what they did anyway with their, like, web posting and all that kind of shit. So they just appealed to the lowest common denominator. And then people go, I'm going to Google what that is because they always said, see the rest of this commercial on GoDaddy.com. And that got enough people there

that they could parlay that into actual business opportunity. In the related video, Wings of Redemption pranked and rage quit Twitch stream. This is... All right, so this Wings... This guy has branded... I won't say his name, all right?

The channel name. But you guys know the one I'm talking about. Does it rhyme with itself? It does. His branding dude, he took the McDonald's arches and turned it upside down for wings. Are we watching this video? No, we can't watch video.

I want to ask people about this. That technology is beyond our capabilities. Like, faster than light travel. Look, if there's any technical people out there not that it matters because i expect to have my next computer in service maybe by pk next year it should be by pkn because uh i didn't want to do a test on it first like i did for the new obs anyway my cpu utilization is it it goes between like 25 and 35 percent my CPU utilization, it goes between like 25% and 35%. My memory utilization, it's 7 gigs used and 24 gigs free. I have CPU.

I have memory. I have hard drive space. I don't know why the performance is so bad. I can't close any more apps. I'm running Skype and OBS, and that's the end of the list like it i don't even running chrome anymore although there's always chrome processes around i uh like why the freak is running so poorly like what could it be if there's cpu to spare and ram to spare and hard drive space to spare where's the slowdown but it's there it's clearly there there's an issue of ass tech

syndicate so this is sort of that would have been good to add but you know what i got a new computer it's all put together that i was i wanted some more parts of one of the second hard drivers down we're ready to go um and i installed the new windows and obs and all that stuff on it so it's it's there what do you think we should do to deal with these channels that keep cropping up and making parodies and monologues of him?

All right, so... Because whatever he's doing now is not the thing to do because this video is 10 hours old. It has 5,200 views. So here's the thing. If he wants it to go away, he has to stop being himself.

He has to say, you know what? I'm 31, almost 32 years old. It's time for me to stop throwing controllers when I die in a video game. And I've said many times, I recognize how a video game to him has a greater importance than it does probably to the person watching him. It's his career. It's a sense of self-worth.

But I was all those things and i wasn't throwing controllers at every death i didn't freak out i didn't get mad you know i recognized that people were going to join the stream and be silly so i invited him in it's unavoidable he tried to change the internet and you can't do that you can't try to get the internet to stop doing it so he either has to stop fueling them or embrace it you know he has to say this is me i'm angry wings angry wings is gonna flip out every so often you know angry wings is gonna cry every third stream this could be the lucky stream where i start crying you guys are in for a show you know like it's just adopt that that's what you got going on and then maybe even use it and like i was talking to keemstar of all people right

this is years and years ago it's like doesn't it bother you that everyone hates you he says no they don't even hate me they don't know me they know the character i play on the internet now i could go on about that but he was like this isn't even about me it's about all the things i do when the cameras are rolling. Wings could adopt a similar line of thinking. He could be like, yeah, you know, this rhyming channel that makes fun of me every week. They're just uploading highlights. You know, do that for PKA.

Help get the word out. We've always encouraged that. This is something that could build into an ecosystem that would turn him into an even more successful streamer the challenge is can he deal with the emotional toll that would take and i think the answer might be no yeah i i just linked you to five different channels you can see each of their individual like profile pictures you see what's going on here i mean these i think what it is is because he like talks about him so much like like like he's always talking about him like like he he argued with a guy just pretending to be one

of these people for like an hour in a stream the other day it wasn't even the guy at the end of this at the end of the thing he's like by the by the way, fuck you, you fat slob. I'm not really that guy. Get out of your chair. And he leaves. And it's like, well, Jesus, you just gave an hour worth of publicity to these people. And that's not what I'm trying to do here. I'm trying to say, like, you gotta ignore...

If you've ever heard Don't Feed the Troll, these guys are trolls. But they have new content every day because you provide it for them you know like like these channels would die out if you if it weren't a daily occurrence for him to yell at someone or say something crazy or something rude or something like outrageous like there was a guy i watched one the other day and yesterday and the guy's like hey how's it going man he's like do not talk to me unless it's about the game we talk about the game he's like you you don't want to talk no

okay it's just like you're on stage wings this is a this is a time when you are required to be the best version of you. You know, like you turn the camera on and you can't just slouch in your chair and be grumpy. Or you can and you just accept what that comes from. Feed these channels that are pumping up your streams. Maybe reach out to them and be like, yo man, like I could copyright strike you but I need you to link my Twitch channel

in every one of these highlights. He can't. He can't copyright strike you, but I need you to link my Twitch channel in every one of these highlights. He can't. He can't copyright strike. Why not? Because it's his Twitch stuff. They're uploading it. They copyright struck him the other day because he tried to upload their shit. Oh. I would think he'd be allowed to do that.

No, I don't think he should win all of those. And you can win copyright strikes from uploading Twitch content. I've actually done it. I have first-hand experience with it. Huh. Yeah. Well, he's not faring well with that thus far. Because, I mean, you can see these five channels here.

I mean, they're doing well. And, like, they started, like, he's fed the trolls so long that the troll has grown and the troll has started doing branding like you see what's going on over here like if you click channels they have branding they have like catchy names like i just i know the names of these channels at this point like like they they're photoshopping like uh one of them has intros now one of them has an intro like like like you know, it's gotten out of hand if this is something you don't like. It's the same thing you say to everyone.

Like, just don't be the trolls. It says, look here, listen. Look here! Look! Listen! That's a meme now. He should embrace that. Come on, you created a meme look here look listen burn offline doesn't stop it like i've seen that happen going down so many times now it's just memorized it's great it's hilarious be the rage monster be that i love that

i love the Rage Monster wings. It has McDonald's in the header and it says Unlimited. Oh, that's a thing. That one seemed mean-spirited. Well, you know what? They all have that in common. All of these are mean-spirited. I don't know know but that one somehow

destructed uh as a soft which which one in particular um oh i see oh i see that one yeah it's uh because of the header yes yeah the header where would you say the soft spot is right in the middle uh well it's just the combo or it should i don't know what to say about this it uh the channel i don't want to say the channel name i'm looking at it yeah i'm looking at it you don't have to well there's people listening i feel like we're keeping a the thing from them but anyway it has mcdonald in the header. And then it has two shots of Wing standing shirtless. It's mirrored, right? So he's facing himself. And Wing shirtless is not the perfect specimen.

And there's a bunch of sodas in the middle. And just as a whole, it's very much poking fun at probably his softest spot and i just saw it was like ah that that was heavy there there's so much like the thing i can't get over is how much of this content there is to to be to to be used you know he'll make the he'll make the the the argument he's like they just they edit together like my my five worst moments of all time, and they just make these videos. Dude, there's a fresh video every week. Every day, sometimes. I'll click them and watch them, or they'll get linked

to me, and I'll be like, I've never seen any of this. I follow this guy very closely. So, Ice Poseidon watched a video or something. You could see in his suggested videos were videos that hated on Wings. Ice Poseidon is following Wings' crazy-isms.

Yeah. It's fascinating. It's fascinating. It's gaining traction. Wings, keep it up. Keep it up, Wings. You're going to be making money here. You're going to be making money. And just go with it.

Go with it. And it and then you know like go outrage be a method actor where it's true you are pouring your heart and soul off and then turn off the camera and just change scenes change scenes in real life and be like all right that All right. That was done. Now I'm happy wings. Try that. But dude, there is a business blossoming here of angry wings. It's great. It's great.

And you know what you should do? Ask Kyle to stream with you again. Nicely. Cause there's money in that. A few days of that, you'll have that surgery. Right? Um, money in that. A few days of that, you'll have that surgery. Right? Everybody loved that.

This is so fascinating. Whenever I meet a new girl, I love this. Whenever I meet a new girl, we'll be in bed. When you meet a new person, you show them new stuff you're into. like i often show them like my favorite youtube videos and you know i've been on youtube and watching youtube for like 10 or 10 years or something like that now and i've got this catalog this this uh videos oh you don't know chocolate rain is well

let's get that out of the way you should know chocolate rain is this is tazande he made he was a one Wonder it's absurd though. I show him like the Alabama black people who are looking for the leprechaun, you know, it's just news report They're like They think there's a leper under Alabama neighborhood and there's this one guy He's like this is a magical flute passed down to me by my ancestors I know this one I think it's a crackhead that got a hold of the road I think it's a crackhead that got a hole in the road you know one guy's like i think that gold was on that tree over

and dig up that tree you know they're all looking for the goddamn gold it's absurd so like i show them the videos and one of the things i always show them like i've never heard of wings of redemption and of course you know a 20 year old girl she has she hasn't and i'm like well let's get started let's get started and and like at first they're like ah what what is this and i'm like just stick in there stick in there and like 30 minutes and they're like intrigued and then we get to the fbs boot camp or like survival trip stuff or we get to some of his like crazy stories and and and they're like this is great then i'll talk to him like a day or two later i'll text him like hey what's going on she's like i'm just sat here watching your end like he's he's yelling at some child

like yeah like i'll get these girls hooked to the point where they're like like my ex-girlfriend had a friend who was like she was a wings fan i'll never forget like like i was at my ex-girlfriend's house and my ex-girlfriend and her friend were there with me on the couch and we were about to start pka thing and and so like she got the video chat with wings for a moment she's like hey wings i'm a big fan he's like i don't know why i was like jesus jesus that's what you'd lead up jesus christ like she was afterward she was like that's what you'd lead off. Jesus Christ. Afterward, she was like, that's great. He really is that person. Was a big fan and smiled at him.

She's a pretty girl. She's like, he said he didn't know why. Who is he? What is he? His wings. His wings are a legend. Just to wrap before we cut. Someone in the Paramount group used the gif of wings hitting the stop sign.

And I was like, oh, my God. Do you know who that is? Are you a wings fan? Or has this spread beyond anyone who knows, like, wings of redemption? And he's like, no, it's just a guy tapping a stop sign to him. And I was like, it's a little not safe for work but let me introduce you to the man that you're that you're using here and uh i didn't post anything mean or anything but it was a painkiller already highlight quote to inspirational posters stuff like you know

look you don't have to take a load on your face but don't you dare give me the impression you're gonna take a load on your face and then be a cum dodger cuz that's just bullshit now if you can find a woman who goes ass to mouth that's just marrying material and he's good he's going through like the Wiggs is like this is the guy this is him and that's that's my introduction to wings for people you want to know who he is there's there here are his painkiller already life philosophies i show them those i show them uh fps boot camp and uh i show them the rock bottom video that one's deep but it's getting to be witch rock bottom video i mean i know you're talking

about the first one the original but uh there's been more, that was Painkiller already, episode 347. Do we have any outros to cover? I don't think we do, but just in case, check out our sponsors down below. Smart Mouth Casper Mattress, Keeps, Square Face, Dollar Show, Thank you for coming on. He was a cool guy, I thought.

We didn't know how that was going to turn out. He's a little different guy, but he seemed very interesting. And I like that... I was afraid that we were going to talk about GPU for an hour or something like that. But he stayed twice as long as he said he was going to stay. So go check out his shit.

Apparently he's making a video game. And he looks like Future Taylor. I hope the audio in the recording isn't half as bad as it is in my headset. If not, you know who to blame. Kyle said he would build me a machine. Thank you already.

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