Painkiller Already - Painkiller Already #417

Episode Date: December 21, 2018

On this week's PKA, the internet's favorite great debater, Destiny is back! He sets the boys straight on the problems with Voter ID in the United States and some decent solutions for the problem. Kyle talks about the time he was offered to go to Iraq as FPS Russia and as usual, the fellas marvel over celebrities using TRT to get their bodies into crazy shape for film and television.

Painkiller Ready, episode 417 with our guest Destiny. Kyle? A couple of sponsors tonight, Smart Mouth, Movement Watches, Monster Energy Espresso, and YouTube Music. YouTube Music is a new app that combines everything you expect from a streaming service with the magic of YouTube to bring everything to life. With YouTube Music Premium, you'll get ad-free music that plays with the screen off or while using other apps, finally. Get music whenever you want even if you're on even if you're offline download the new youtube music app today and start a free 30-day trial and then just pay 9.99 per month terms and restrictions apply all right all right before we get into introducing destiny i want to talk about the nhl for 40 minutes jesus no

no of course not uh steven thanks for coming back on, man. Yeah, thanks for having me. Yeah, of course. Dude, what is new in your world? How are things going? Things are going great. I stream video games, talk about politics quite a bit, if you hadn't noticed that. And yeah, that's what I've been doing.

Dude, I think I would like that job. I remember last time we were talking about how you'd gone through shit with Twitter bans and all that. Did that ever get resolved? Did they ever let you back? Oh, no. I'm number one shitless on Twitter. Even if I make a new account, I get banned in like two days. Someday, though.

Someday we'll make it back, I believe. I'm slowly accumulating shares of Twitter. I'll make it to one of those board meetings, and I will work on it. That's one way to get on. Yeah. I hate this stock, and I hate this company but how are people going to know my little thoughts in the afternoon unless you let me sign back up

you don't understand my wife blocked the hallway in my house I need to tweet about this Twitter is great and also like just awful like the different areas of Twitter like you'll read things that are like oh there was something I saw like the different areas of Twitter like you'll read things that are like oh there was something

I saw someone like a pretty big account aggregated all this shit about maps and a map is called a minor attracted person and it was like people in like chat logs and somehow she snuck into a chat with them

and it was like real deal talking about like fantasies and things and they were saying like, what ages are you into? And no shit. Some of these answers were like, three to 10. And then someone else would be like,

oh, I'm five to 12. So we line up pretty close and it's like, oh my God. Yeah, wait, that's, hold on. That's insanely fucked up. There's a huge difference between a three-year-old and a five-year-old. I think it's fucked up that you guys are all kink-shaming.

Kink-shaming. You know what, I didn't approach it from that angle, and now I feel a little bigoted. Yeah, exactly. But yeah, that was insane. Like, that pushed me a little bit on, like, the free speech thing, even, where I was like, you know, you should be allowed to have your private chat groups, but it seems like you guys are operating under a guise of discussing things when you're likely to assist each other in engaging in illegal acts you know like you're you're clearly fantasizing

about this in a very real way where do we come down on animated child porn i feel like i brought it up before yeah we've come down on a bunch bunch of times. I personally am pro-animated child pornography. I feel like, and I'm also pro the child sex dolls. I feel like anything to get it out of their system. Now, I get the argument that this is just going to exacerbate the situation. And perhaps for a percentage of people, that's true. But I think also for a percentage, you get it out of their system, maybe. Because I personally, and I think we all, if we really think about it, believe that pedophilia is a disease a mental disease that these people have didn't know where you were going i was like i personally and i think we all if you think about it and i'm like

where is he headed on this no because and i i've made this argument at least 18 times now that nobody would choose to be a pedophile right like? Like, no one would be like, this seems like something I want to get into. Like, playing the guitar or riding dirt bikes or fucking eight-year-olds. Like, no one is saying that. There are just people who are just like, I really can't help but want to fucking eight-year-old. Like, I believe that that is their curse in life. That is their crux. That is their cross to bear.

And they have no choice um one way or another and i believe i think from individual to individual you're getting varying amounts of either extremity with that uh you know maybe some people really want an eight-year-old maybe someone just some just really want them a little bit or maybe it's a willpower thing i don't know i think i think that's a whole different question but i think it's a disease because no one would choose to be that except for like a super duper evil person i mean i'm fine like saying it's it's like people don't choose to do that i agree like i don't think anyone is like oh this is literally the most hated group of people on earth yeah i want to join that group

like i don't think anybody does that and i don't know if there's any research out there but like just it seems like those kind of things like a child doll or like drawn child porn is almost going to be like a temptation. Like eventually that won't be enough anymore to hold it off and they'll want to get the real deal. Like I but then you could also, like you said, make the point that nothing at all. I don't know. away regular porn right from anyone on this show would that make your like sexual desires and and the quest to have sex just diminish and fade away a little bit all right so let me make this case sometimes sometimes i'll be thinking about hey maybe i'll drive three hours and buy a and spend 500 on a house and uh take a girl out to a nice meal and waste the next three days

of my time to get laid. But then maybe I'll go watch a little pornography and jerk off. And I'm like, whoa! What was I thinking? I could... Can't make it way too far. Maybe you come to me... Like, you know...

Suddenly you could take it or leave it, right? Yeah. So we need a five-year-old and in the same regard maybe one of these catch a predator type fellas the the ones that that you know chris we had chris anson on the show forever ago and he talked extensively about these guys who would drive across state lines like like hours and hours sometimes literally like 10 hours we're not talking about a three-hour jaunt. We're talking about this guy. Like three or four bathroom breaks,

and he's still coming, right? He's still heading for this kid. Maybe if he just cleared the pipes, thought about things a little bit. I want to get Destiny's input. He was trying to jump in. Yes, I mean, there's a lot of research on this. Unfortunately, I get dragged into these dumb fucking conversations a lot,

so I have to know a few things about it. um talk about child porn i had a big debate with a guy do you know who amos he is have you guys ever talked to this dude or heard about him no amos he his name is amos it looks like amos ye is the way that it's spelled oh i think mediker did a video that had him in it like as a he was like he's like pro-pedophile right yes like hardcore like he thinks that the there should be no age of consent and that 30 year old people should be able to have sex with two year olds as long as they don't hurt them that's what this guy thinks so i had a huge debate with this guy a long time ago about the age of consent and um yeah i come out in pro favor of it and there are like small clips of this conversation that got cut out to

make it sound like i'm pro child fucking so as a result of this i had a ton of research and shit that's been emailing me etc etc so here are a couple of things that i've come to become aware of okay now keep in mind that it's hard to test for this stuff directly and something that i've been made aware of is that there's a lot of studies that show that across multiple countries i think these are mainly eastern european and some northern countries i fuck i should have these like on hand but i wasn't ready to talk about child fucking and people can go look this up on their own if they want to so you don't have to believe me. That generally, when greater access to pornography is given, the amount of sexual crimes that happen in a country decreases, including child sex crimes. That seems to be now there could be other mitigating factors that explain that.

Maybe the entire country was becoming more progressive, so less child fucky or something. Or maybe there are other things that influence. Correlation is causation. They practically is causation they practically can't argue with science there are a lot of things that maybe there are other things that explain that but that seemed to be the general trend that when porn was made available people were less likely to commit sex crimes or crimes against children and then i also take issue with the idea that and jesus christ i fucking hate lollicon okay i ban that shit in my community i don't know if it's legal or not but i don't i just don't want to be around people that are jerking off the fucking drawings of kids however

it seems to be that um when people have um or it seems to be that people think that given access to these materials people will turn into pedophiles and that just doesn't seem to line up with the way that we understand pedophilia to work much like any kind of sexual thing like if i accidentally watched one too many you know gay porn videos i'm not all of a sudden you know gonna want to go fuck guys it just doesn't necessarily work that day like right your your sexuality your sexual preference is somewhat hard where i mean maybe with enough influence over time you can think something but i don't think that like somebody jerking off to like certain types of hentai or whatever is going to make them now like oh fuck actually i need to fuck a kid you know i could be wrong on that i've never seen that demonstrated but um yeah i guess

i'm kind of uncomfortable saying that like uh certain types of like animated drawings should be illegal that seems really weird to me i guess just kind of like from a freedom of art kind of thing um but yeah i see that for sure yeah yeah so so yeah i i feel like we come off here pro kitty porn as long as it's drawn and uh and how do we feel about the child sex dolls. Because I'm... You know what? My thing is, it's not that I'm attracted to the child. It's that it's easier to store. I'm not pro. I'm not pro either.

Like, look, have you ever tried to store away a five foot nine, $8,000 sex doll? Where do you put the thing? What? If I wanted to have sex with a grown woman, I got one of them already. There you go already There you go You guys are making a lot of strong

Strong arguments that are not going to bite you Yeah this won't be a problem When I run for politics at all That would be the funniest Fucking thing ever is just as a goof One day if you ran for city councilman Woody and just like the whole Reddit was just like bombing the hill

And washpo and things like one time he said women are built for rape. Another time he said he enjoys child sex dolls because of ease and convenience. Somehow it didn't hurt Schwarzenegger. Arnold Schwarzenegger? What about him?

When he ran there was like a lifetime of things that a politician would never get away with saying. Yeah, he wouldn't have survived during the Me Too movement just because of a lot of his life. He didn't ever fall back of like when people ask questions too fast. He was like, I missed it. The English still not good. What he said was this. He walked right back to the gym. He goes, I didn't really live a life where i was preparing

to run for politics the whole time so there's a whole bunch of stuff i did before i am the current me oh i love that was it so much i i love he did this thing like i think he was at the height of his like mr olympia fame maybe he done conan the barbarian some shit like that but he hadn't just blown up yet and he he was hosting some sort of a television show that was going to Carnival in Brazil. I don't know if you're familiar with that, but it's a big deal down there. And he's like,

I get to look at, I get to Carnival is all about celebrating my favorite part of the woman's body. The ass! And then it's just like all of these women with their asses toward the camera just like belly dancing and just shaking big Brazilian asses. And then it's just like all of these women with their asses toward the camera just like belly dancing and just shaking big Brazilian asses. And he's there.

He's there like stage size. And he's not the biggest ass of all. And he's just like smoking a cigar and looking at the asses. It's on YouTube. And have you seen his son? Not his Maria Shriver son that he had with her bony ass. The son he had with the Mexican maid.

This kid is ripped as fuck. What? He's posted on Instagram now. He's going for a bodybuilder type thing. He's on some tests. He is looking powerful. Isn't it funny that Schwarzenegger, if he's like, I just love asses

but if like Ted Cruz said something like that you'd be like fucking gross dude what's wrong with you like ew I don't want to imagine you doing anything but like turning yourself off like a lamp at the end of the night he's so not charismatic

that dude you mean the guy that talked about throwing it into the basketball ring? What did he say? He said somebody like weird fucking. Oh, like he was talking about playing basketball and he used, it was the same way of like someone being like, and you know, some people think they're born on third base and that they hit a touchdown.

No, I didn't even hear that. I remember talking about playing basketball and saying that he can throw it into the basketball ring. That was how he described like shooting a hoop or whatever. I just said something like that. So, oh, have someone proofread it. He's just an awkward guy. He's just a real awkward guy.

I'm looking at pictures of his son. Ripped, but not like... No, I got to find you the very last month type shit where he's posing and he's in the gym. And he's got an extreme physique. Like it's not – he's not like Arnold. Is he doing like cable? Maybe, perhaps. Yeah, it seems like he was in front of the cable machine. Yeah, he's super fit.

Like I don't mean to be like, oh, he's no big deal. But I feel like if you go to a gym, you see two of him in every gym. Yeah, he's beginning his fitness journey. And, like, I don't know anything about that shit, but I saw, like, commenters talking about his, like, I don't know, the definition. His insertions and his, yeah. Sure. Like, he's got the genetics for this, right? Clearly.

You would think. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Arnold's regular, like, not-made son doesn't look like a bodybuilder at all, right? Wait, the not made one? The one that he had with Maria Shriver. Oh, I'm using the wrong definition of made. I'm like, how can you

not make a son? Is it still sperm? Once again, England's not good. I fucking love Schwarzenegger. That guy seems like you get past him cheating on his wife and you get past you know maybe him playing a little bit of grab ass in the 70s or something like that it just seems like a genuinely cool dude like like i i always go back to when i saw him like reply to

that guy's reddit post right some guy posts on reddit he's like i'm six foot four 120 pounds and i went to the gym and i tried to work out yeah he was like a string bean like something extreme like that like literally he's Like literally. And I dropped the bar and it clattered on the floor and everyone pointed and laughed. And I just don't think I can go back. I think I'm done. And then you see like

Governor Schwarzenegger reply. You're right, dude. That's pretty lame. You must have felt like a real dick in there. But you don't get much pussy either. Like the library nerd slam gash like i did it was super cool about he was like you've you've already gotten past the hard part that was the hard part now you just keep going like that was the heart that day was the hardest day of all the days that there will be on this journey that you've embarked on.

Now you just got to go back. You just got to go back and do this, do that. It was really cool to see. Because it wasn't a big post. It was just on the bodybuilding subreddit. And this guy was just talking to a bunch of other meatheads about how he got embarrassed at the gym. And fucking Arnold Schwarzenegger hops in to be like, whoa, dude, keep your chin up. It's cool.

That is cool. Yeah. i like that yeah i can see how it happens too like you're an expert on a topic and you have a platform that makes your voice more impactful right if somebody we'd never heard of said the same thing we'd be like well that was nice but we forgot it yeah but but when you take the expertise and the platform and put them together as a message of encouragement, it works. Yeah, I'd love to meet that guy. I just want to stand next to him for one thing, to size him up.

You know who I want to talk to? Jail Sonnen. I like Jail Sonnen a bunch. And I stood next to him and didn't say anything because he looked busy. Yeah, you don't want to bother people. Yeah, it was at the UFC fight. It was in Boston. Joe was there.

It was the night that he beat Shogun. And we happened to be staying in the same hotel that he was. So I think he was headed up to his room at the end of a very long day. Right from the time he got up, had a ufc fight all the interviews all the television you want i catch him going into his into the elevator back to his room and what now he's got one more hurdle me yeah i think i i think i only bug him if he won he did right yeah i i think i bug him if he won like i i can't imagine bothering someone who just took an ass beating though in front of three million people or something like that.

It's like, you've had enough. Go get a nice shower. Go take a shower. Hit the sack. Maybe I'll see you at breakfast in the morning. Like, I'm not. This isn't selfie time. Like, with your bruised up face and everything.

I'm like the total opposite when it comes to fighter things. Like if there's a podcast that I enjoy and they're like, today we're having Joe the Tank Swanson on. The guy from, the crippled guy from Family Guy, I guess. And we're going to talk to him about UFC. I'm like, yeah, I don't care. I'm not that interested in the UFC thing. Like they don't, or at least like their conversation contributions. Like every time I've tried to listen

to Jim and Sam's show and they have a UFC guy on, they're just not that good. I don't think they're anything. They ask the wrong questions. UFC people and porn stars are not very good guests on radio shows. Every time it's a porn star... They ask both of them the wrong questions.

I think they're trying to appeal to that core audience that came there for a Chael Sonnen or for Frankie Edgar or whatever, and they want to ask UFC questions. I don't know about you guys, but what I want to ask Frankie Edgar is, you ever get a street fight? What happened? Did you show mercy? Were you like, yo, I'm Frankie Edgar? mercy were you like yo i'm frankie edgar or did you just drop bombs on some dude in the denny's parking lot while your friends watched and and laugh about how he's concussed out there on the sidewalk have you ever beat your wife on twitch there you go that oh we should switch so donald

serrani had that moment and i people probably know this story i won't try to retell it but basically this he and this guy were like in some sort of feud and there was a boating thing and they're at the beach and the guy like scratched him with water and they like took it. And then the guy like did something else and they took it. And then the guy like, I don't know, kick sand on Cerrone's girlfriend or something. And she gave him the green light to beat this guy up. And he just like oh you know he was so at one point he even told him he's like look man you don't know it but today is your lucky day you can go like you can go yeah yeah i'm donald serroni and you just got off the hook and uh he didn't take

his opportunity no for those who don't know don't surround he's probably like i don't know the the seventh eighth best uh 155 pound fighter in the world uh just he's he's that guy who like gets if he takes a loss he'll be like give me right back in there yeah i'm ready to go now it wasn't that he's on sunny yeah yeah i was sunny he head kicked that fool on that beach He head kicked that motherfucker A civilian Just a dude wearing an affliction shirt Who thought he was a badass Donald Cerrone kicked him in the goddamn skull

When he told the story to Joe Rogan He was like you know I just kicked him in the head Like a little I tell you Joe it was just a little And he got knocked out He was out cold gurgling or something I've never been kicked in the head but i would imagine it is pretty rough right i would imagine you don't even know that you

until someone tells you later as you're like sipping your meal through a straw like you know you got kicked in the head right it's like i have been kicked in the head, although not hard, and I had headgear on and stuff. I was surprised that head kicks come from out of the blue, right? You think, like, I don't know. When I watch UFC, for example, on TV, I see all those punches coming, right? It's not that hard. Headgear already does this to me, you know, to some extent. And I'm watching the guy's hands, and then unbeknownst to me, he was setting up a kick. And, yeah, the surprise of it is half the problem.

You ever watch Rush Hour, that movie with Chris Tucker and Jackie Chan? There's a part where Chris Tucker, like, walks into, like, a group of, like, Asian guys who are all badasses. They're, like, gangsters or something like that. And one of them kicks him in the head, and he's like, ah, ah. Which one of y'all kicked me? Which one of y'all did that shit? He doesn't even know.

Yeah. Yeah. I want to talk about, or get the deets, I guess, on the guy who beat his wife, apparently, on stream. Well, yeah. And Destiny, apparently, you've had to been, you're all caught up. or get the deets i guess on the guy who beat his wife apparently on stream well and destiny you've apparently you've had to been you've you're you're all caught up you know every every detail

that's can you you fill us in i have a 60 second video that we can watch no you got to get the five minute one you got to get the full video because there's like a four or five minute one because if you only watch the 60 second one i think people are going to accuse you of being biased. Oh, like biased towards... I actually bookmarked the one that had more preamble, but I didn't realize there was a five minute one. Or maybe it's like three or four minutes.

I'm going to check. It's on YouTube. What was the streamer's name? Oh, yeah. His name... Mr. Dead Moth. it's on youtube so what was the streamer's name oh yeah um his name mr dead moth so yeah something like that yeah sorry guys i didn't i thought i was prepared no worries i don't know anything about this but but generally speaking we usually side with the the lady in most of these situations, but I think around here we also have this thing where it's not always

the guy's fault. Sometimes you're being attacked by another human being and something has to be done. Like Rihanna, little known fact, spilled her coffee on Chris Brown's nice new floor mats in his car. That's true. You don't hear about that.

I mean, sure, she dropped the coffee as she was being beaten. Do you know how much Burberry floor mats cost? That was an iced mocha venti. That was a $7 coffee on its own. I found the four-and-a-half-minute video. Do you guys want to watch a four-and-a-half-minute video? Yeah, I absolutely do. I want to know what's up with this.

I want to see what the guest has to say. Well, then we're going to do our proper due diligence in this thing. Mr. Death Moth. Should we click the one that Steven linked? Is that the best one? This is the one that I found, so I don't know which one it is. Let's click. How long is the one you linked?

I'm not picky. We can watch the whole thing. We can talk over bits of it, whatever. Okay, let's do the one that Steven linked. Four hours here. All right. We were hold on let me open his Yeah, I got four hours. Oh, he's five minutes. Okay. Are we ready? Yes, sir. I'm ready set play Which streamer mr. Dead Moth goes ballistic on stream It looks a little bit like Carrot Top, eh? He does. A little bit, yeah. He's already dodging her attacks.

She's counting like he's a child. I don't like that shit. Is this his wife? Is this guy a big streamer? No, no. Very, very, very small. Okay. He's much more well-known now than he was last week. All publicity is good publicity. That's true. I've heard that. The audio on this video is

really quiet. I have it on all the way up. So, basically, she's telling him to stop. I think she might be reaching to turn things off, and she's throwing things at him, but little things, and the bigger thing was cardboard. Stop. No, you don't.

Stop. Stop, please. I'll be out soon. Just stop. All I ask is to find myself. Fucking woman, stop. Just go away. Leave me alone!

I'll be out soon! How many times do I have to tell you? How many times do I have to tell you Greg? I'll be out soon! Stop! Did I just hear a little kid say stop? Yeah, there's a little kid in the background. Oh, good!

I never heard the stop before though. Great environment for that kid. Yeah. What the fuck game is this? Fortnite. Take a lesson, kids out there watching. Wrap it up. So this is about as far as I've seen before where

she wants to end his stream and he Leave me alone! Fucking hell, Grace! No, I don't. Fuck off. Just leave me alone for ten fucking minutes of your life. Please. All I ask from you. This is not a happy relationship.

No! Oh my goodness. Poor kid. Did he hit her the second time? Yes. You hear some kind of slap or punch. You're. No, I haven't. Did he hit her the second time? Yes. You hear some kind of slap or punch. You're pretty confident, Destiny? Oh, yeah. He did. I'll be out soon.

Listen. She's pregnant. Right, Grace. I'll be out soon. Like I said, kids. Why is he emoting? That's his wife slapping emote! I'm gonna guess it was a misclick, but...

I mean, he is Australian, who knows. He likes to do silly dances when they beat their wives. I'll be out soon! I'll be out soon! Go away! Why is she... Look. Fuck off, you dog. You don't pay the fucking bills. Get off the game.

Holy shit. Wowzers. God damn. Mr. Deadmau5 don't play no shit. He really wants to play this game. He has never been about playing no shit! Oh, he's in the blue now! Now he's really gonna get pissed!

Oh, if he doesn't have a potion? Get out of my fucking life! He just said, get out of my effing life. It's possible, I think they might already be broken up and she's over as well. I should've looked this up, but that's possible too. We got eight. Oh, now he sees he's placed eight. Now all bets are off.

Clearly the strategy for her was to let him win. Right? This is a little harder to watch than I anticipated. This is way worse than I thought it was going to be. Yeah, I agree completely. This guy sucks at Fortnite. I'm having a hard time. Bill, you fucking Froot Loop.

I'm better than this. There you go. All right, now get a ramp. There you go. Oh,. Now get a ramp. There you go. Oh, that just ended, I think. Yeah. That's the end of it. This is blatant domestic violence.

So when I only saw a minute, what I would, even at five minutes, look, there's no defending this guy, right? This guy, he had too much, the power imbalance, right? With regards to like what would happen in violence. We didn't see her, Woody. For all we know, she's that Australian six foot three handball player that's dominating the women's game right now. What if that was great? What if she came in the screen and she was three times bigger than him?

That would be funny. You wouldn't have a problem then. You know what? If he was from the religion of Islam, I would be respecting his culture. Maybe as an Australian, we should respect their wife beating culture. I mean, to be fair,

Christians beat the shit out of their wives pretty often in early America too. That was a parroting thing. That's where the rule of thumb shit comes from, huh? I mean, to be fair, Christians beat the shit out of their wives pretty often in early America, too. That was a paratint thing. That's where the rule of thumb shit comes from, right? Can't beat your wife with anything. Destiny, you make a powerful argument. That chick was wrong. The boondock saints taught me that. Actually, they got, like, they try in revisionist history, the real law was

you can't use anything smaller than your thumb, otherwise the woman won't learn. I use that in my daily, everyday life. I'm very much like that. I've actually recently joined the Proud Boys. And what I do now is I actually dress up. And I do this for our country. I go into women's restrooms.

And I don't care if I have to kick in every stall and feel their genitals myself. I will protect young girls from trans women in our bathroom. I do this on weekends and after work. Holiday! I've done this. I've done this hundreds of times. This is one of the most...

We're getting way off topic. This is one of the most bizarre, conservative arguments I've ever heard in my entire life. That we don't want these types of trans people going into our women's bathrooms and raping our daughters. Well, if that's what you really think, why would you send them into the male's bathrooms to rape the little boys? I don't want my son getting raped by supposedly these rampant trans rapists that have never happened in all of human history but I guess somehow exist. You forget people making the arguments are Christians and they're used to the man rape. Oh, baby. Oh, yeah, because it's okay.

The Catholic Church has really softened that blow, so they're okay with that, but leave the girls alone. Strong points on all sides. Oh, man, this guy. This guy, he seems like a real piece of shit. She definitely wasn't trying to

de-escalate. Neither one of them were trying to de-escalate. They kept both ratcheting it up. But I feel like as the man, you're stronger. You have a duty to stop first. Yeah. It sucks. Oh, you're getting cardboard thrown at you. That really sucks.

But the sexes are different. Is there a lock on that door? It's swinging. I feel like you just locked that fucking door, right? And turned your volume up. Yeah, I think so. What if he just gently bear-hugged her, walked out the door while she head-butted him,

and then locked it? Lady's bite. Yeah. Bear-hugged from behind. You ever been bitten? Like, legitimately bitten by an adult who wanted to hurt you? No. I don't think so. The jaw's a lot of power. Every weekend. Like, that's what they always go to.

You think you got him where you want him. Nobody tries that shit with Taylor. Do you realize what you're messing with? He's an American crocodile. I'll fight anyone. Mike Tyson, that fight was bitch made. I would have taken the clear and then gone back for seconds. We are so off this beating thing.

I just, nobody was de-escalating. Look, he was wrong. He was wrong. He was more wrong, et cetera. The only thing is, I just want to like throw out there, there's like an 85-15 blame here. Yeah, she seemed like a real annoying lady, eh? Destiny, thoughts? here yeah she seemed like a real annoying lady eh destiny thoughts i want i'm waiting for you guys to get out because i'm coming in with a real nuclear take all right okay okay i'll go afterward you go man okay i agree woody i think it was an 85 15 but i would place the 85 on the woman

without even a second thought maybe more so there is um there are certain issues so obviously i'm very progressive very left-leaning there are certain issues that i don't talk about much on stream anymore um because i figure it's common sense and i don't want to um are you familiar with the term mra men's rights activist yeah i've heard that yeah so these are groups of people that i i largely consider to be generally toxic generally like super fucking anti-women blah blah blah just in the way that i see them. But I do think that there are some legitimate points that they bring up. I tend not to talk about those legitimate points because I feel like these things are really common sense. One of those legitimate points is spousal abuse,

that people take abuse from men very fucking seriously. And abuse from women is always laughed off. It's actually like a hilarious thing, right? And you've got countless examples of this. You can watch 100 videos of people running these trials where a guy is in a park hitting a girl and like 19 out of 20 or 20 out of 20 people will stop and be like, hey, this is fucked up. You need to stop. But when the roles are reversed, maybe one person stops to stop the girl from hitting the guy. And then most people are like, oh, well, you know, the guy probably did something to deserve it. LOL. But if you were to flip that and say, well, the girl probably did something to deserve getting hit by the guy. And then most people are like, oh, well, you know, the guy probably did something to deserve it. LOL. But if you were to flip that and

say, well, the girl probably did something to deserve getting hit by the guy, fucking people would crucify you. For sure. And you even saw, like, on The View, where, like, they made that joke. Remember that guy whose testicles, or was it dick, got ripped off by his wife and thrown in the garbage dispenser? Yeah. And it was, like, a big funny joke. And I mean, that's kind of funny. Sure. Yeah, Lorraine. I don't remember.

Yeah, but, like, if a guy were to rip his wife's tits off and throw them in the fucking thing, like, holy shit shit and a group of guys were laughing at that like yeah you'd get a ton of hate yeah i've never hit a girl but i've been hit by girls yeah sure so my problem here is that like the situation is you have a wife that is screaming initially which is okay i mean you shouldn't scream it's mean or whatever but that's fine but then as soon as she starts throwing things she's escalated it to like physical violence like that's past assault you had battery this point You're literally fucking throwing things at somebody if you roll swap there And you've got a girl that's on a computer trying to spend her time and a guy or a husband is throwing things at her

Everybody would be screaming domestic abuse, but because it's just a girl. You know we kind of laugh it off It's whatever and she does this and she continues to aggravate over and over and over and over again And then it gets to the point to where the guy gets up and slaps her I mean he probably shouldn't it's probably not a good thing to do it I don't know aside from leaving the house and calling the cops though I mean that there's not much else that seems he can do is I don't take it Yeah, and then he backs off and then after stopping her he backs off and he sits down and he puts his headphones on And then she comes right back and does it again?

She's screaming and you know people say even what he said, you know, there was no attempt to de-escalate. But that's not true. We can watch the video again. That guy screams, stop it, a million times. And when we watch a guy doing it, it's very funny. You know, like, oh my God, the guy's like, stop, stop, fuck off. You know, it's like, okay, that's hilarious. But if it was a woman screaming that, all of us would be livid.

If a woman is sitting there screaming, stop, stop, stop, and a guy is just hurling things at her fucking head, everybody would be like, dude dude this guy is a huge piece of shit it's super fucking abusive but because it's a woman doing it you know it's kind of funny or whatever and um yeah just i'm sorry yeah go ahead so the the difference is the the power between the two of them right he's a big strong guy compared to her we assume we didn't see her yeah the guy was throwing fair woody we are assuming here we are because we literally didn't see her but if he was throwing small stuffed animals at her and crumpled up pieces of paper and things that were harmless to her maybe they would view her through the same light that we're viewing her against him to be fair though we see one thing that gets hurled which

is an unconstructed cardboard box which i mean like you know memes aside like that can hurt if i don't know if you've ever fucked around with cardboard box before they're like on right maybe i mean somebody hurls something like out of your face cardboard can cut you pretty easily like it's pretty thick it's the cardboard boxes like they're not just smacking instead of blinded but that's also that's also the only thing we see like she's also throwing things and it looks like she's trying to hit him as well right when he looks to the side and he looks up and he's raising his hands, he could be blocking a thrown object, but she could also be trying to hit him. It also looks like she's trying to break his

shit. It seems like she's grabbing things and the desk is shaking. I interpret it as turning off his stuff, but I could be wrong. Maybe. I mean, that's one way to interpret it, but I mean, she's also throwing shit and breaking shit, or it sounds like there's stuff falling over the background. If a guy was doing this to a woman, I think that most people would one without even questioning it would side

with the woman here they would say that um the guy is constantly breaking her shit and the and she did what all she could do is she lashed out and she slapped him back and that's it and like people are trying to say like the guy like beat the shit out of her whatever i mean looking at the video the guy seems like a decently large guy i'm pretty sure if he wanted to he probably could have absolutely beat the shit out of her he could could have punched her. Yeah, you know, but I mean, like, it sounds like he slapped her, which isn't good. But as soon as he did that, he backed off. He continued to say, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop. She kept coming back. She kept throwing things. She kept re-escalating. It's a physical violence. house because he doesn't want all of his shit broken and continuing to be abused it doesn't seem like the guy had very many alternatives and it really bothers me how much people like write off you know how much men are just supposed to kind of like take abuse or whatever because it's a woman and that you know he's totally 100 in the wrong for you know slapping back when she's sitting there hurling things at him and threatening to break his shit for like four minutes when he's

begging her to stop even the cardboard thing like if it not really like if it was a woman sitting there and a guy was throwing cardboard and even small things, like that would be a to-do. Like BuzzFeed or someone would pick that up. Oh, you know, streamer abused by boyfriend. Like that would be a thing. Yeah, and I mean like the evidence for this is the guy slapped her one time and people say that he beat the shit out of her. That's a big guy. If he wanted to fucking kill her, like he could have.

Like very easily. Or done some real harm for the record the police showed up and arrested the guy and he was charged with i don't know what the specific crime is in australia but what he was charged with was a no injury crime the woman had zero injuries and even in the police report it doesn't say like she didn't have a black eye or any bruises or whatever maybe her cheeks were red from getting slapped but that wasn't in the police report at all and i feel like in a case like this if she would have been bruised or had anything obviously broken that definitely would have been included in that police report so he was slapping her to get her to stop which he had also begged her to do like 30 times in this video he says over and over again stop stop stop stop stop and

she doesn't do it one thing it's still hard to get over like the visceral reaction to like a man slapping a woman you know yeah and again we do that like when a woman starts crying yeah when a woman cries it sounds really bad but when a guy cries you know we make fun of him we call him a fag or whatever like that's what we do and it's like that's pretty fucked up you know the most powerful thing for me that destiny said was we all we almost all agreed there was no attempt to de-escalate there and he's like but there was he made dozens of attempts to de-escalate it's like yeah he really did and i just ignored him all because he's the yeah he's a guy yeah that's true but imagine how comfortable watching a girl there being like, stop, stop, stop.

And he continues to throw shit at her like, holy fuck. That would make you really fucking uncomfortable if that was the case. And when you talk about attempt to injure, right? Because we've been doing this thing like, you know, he has more power here. She's taking advantage of his chief vulnerability very much on purpose, which is the fact that he's streaming, right? She's doing this. I don't think she'd do it if he wasn't streaming. If he was sitting at the kitchen table drinking coffee,

she wouldn't be doing all this. She's putting on a show in an attempt to cause some kind of non-physical injury to him, and it worked, right? After she repeatedly goads her, I'm sorry, after she repeatedly goads him and gets a hit out of him, then she wants to go on stream and tell everybody that he's a wife beater. And she does.

And she does it more than once. She makes an attempt to like appeal to his audience. Yeah. And people got mad at me because I said they were crocodile tears. And a lot of people were saying things like, well, no, you know, sometimes people can still cry and fight. And it's like, yeah, I agree with that. But when somebody starts crying and then they come back like oh well do you know do you tell everybody that you beat your wife do you tell everybody that they know that he's a white dude and then come back and you're still fighting it's like okay dude like she's very clearly fucking gunning like she's trying to fucking aggravate him you know how she was crying like whenever he would slap her she would scream like he'd shot her in the kneecap and like and like sob for maybe five seconds and

then she'd be completely composed while she tried to throw him under the bus yeah and again to be super ultra clear some people will scream like that when you hit them but when you do that and within 10 seconds and you can watch it happen three times in this video within 10 seconds after that cry she's back and she's fighting again it's like okay well like fuck like he i i am when you're in the position of power right and it's not just being the guy in a relationship it can also be a parent or whatever sure it is also your responsibility not to take the bait sometimes you know your kid might say something that could turn it into a bigger thing you i agree with that escalate you need to not take that bait well there's two things one i agree with you but i would be careful because everybody frames it this way.

And I think that it is indicative of an underlying mindset. The fact that your first go to there was you need to deescalate. Think of a parent and child makes it sound like the man always has to be the parent in the relationship and that a woman has a right to act like a petulant child and be physically abusive and engage in domestic abuse, which she was doing. And it's on the man to deescalate there. And the reason why, even though the man slapped her, the reason why I have a hard time, um, kind of like, uh, the reason why I have a hard time going on on the guy here is because the woman instigated everything much the same way. We're like, let's

say that a woman was at a party and you know, some guy was coming onto her way too fucking much. And the guy, um, you know, like she was very feeling very uncomfortable. She goes to the next room, the guy follows him, like grabs her boob and she freaks out and like fucking punches him as hard as he can and like breaks his fucking nose or some shit um you know a lot of people might say that's a disproportionate response like okay well maybe but the guy instigated all of this like it was going to go to physical violence if you're a guy you're grabbing a woman you're either you know that's that's going to get physical you've already made it physical so like if the woman is sitting there hurling shit at him over and over again you've already made it

physical like at that point like what options does the guy have and if we start to list them all out i think we're going to agree slapping is at the very fucking bottom of that list of physical violence that he can act and act against that woman you know trying to restrain her is going to get way worse could be more damaging to the baby punching her is obviously way worse throwing shit back at her i think people would view even worse, even though that's what she's doing, you know? So I can see where you got that parent-child analogy out of what I said,

but it's not what I was going for. It's not what was in my heart. There are areas where one person is more competent than the other, even in a relationship filled with equals. And one of those is going to be physical violence, right? The guy is just going to be better at that, nine times out of ten, maybe more.

So he needs to restrain a bit. There were times... So wait, wait, there's more. He did. You were on the paragraphs, my friend. And when we had little kids, right? Picture them less than one years old. My wife was at home watching them.

I would come home after work and watch the kid and be comparatively incompetent. So I screw up. I can't get her to stop crying. I don't know what I i'm doing i'm walking up and down the stairs with the baby or something she's got to be chill about that you know like let me learn the way that she gets to do all the time and there's a relationship imbalance in her favor not the best example of raising kids but i guess what i'm saying is he needs to be conscious of the power imbalance when it comes to fighting. Yeah, and I understand that. I guess my argument is that I feel like he

was. Aside from the best course of action here is probably leaving and calling the police. But aside from that, what would have illustrated restraint on his part? Because I thought slapping her was about as like, again, and all the physical things he could do. That's like at the bottom of the list. What else could he have done?

He didn't use his words, really. I'd have locked the door. I feel like you just got to lock her out. And then, once you've got her locked out of the room, you can get the stream involved with laughing at how crazy she is then. I feel like that would be my point of view. I'd get the camera,

point it at the door as she Jack Nicholson in The Shining hacks her way in like with the kid that would be great it's not easy to be that best version of you through the door he was obviously out of his mind right when he decided to hit her he wasn't thinking it through but if he was thinking it through he could have also been like hey look at yourself look at where we are you know look at how you're yelling at me and maybe that would have been the de-escalation that works so much better than just no no no stop it i'll be out in a minute i don't think that works when you're in these types of scenarios

if somebody is like decided that they're going to enact a level of violence against you the guy was already saying stop like if she's willing to take it to a physical point i don't know i'm just saying like hey look at yourself because she obviously doesn't think she's in the wrong. Hey, look at yourself, just stop. I don't think that she'd be like, you know what? I'm being very unreasonable right now. You're right.

I'll leave and come back later. I think we were way past that point. This is why you don't stick your dick in crazy. Yeah. Twice. Twice. Yeah. At least twice, apparently.

She was pregnant too. I do like Steven's point of like the the escalation with it the same way that uh like with the me too shit that louis ck gets conflated with weinstein weinstein or weinstein whatever where when what they did was totally different where people will look at this and immediately the phrase will be beat the shit out of her is the thing like it's not a slap it's not a hit or even a punch chis is saying he thinks it was a punch not a slap i don't know but you you do poison the well when you know all of the the videos are already titled beats the shit out of and all she was doing was being

annoying that's it so like woman is being annoying guy beats the shit out of her so what did she just like say please come down to dinner and he just ran over and started fucking like you know ufc-ing her or like apparently yeah i guess if a declawed deep-toothed kitten is coming at you with everything it has it's being annoying an adult woman is you know yeah not a not like i know your point is an adult woman is not a kitten with no claws and no teeth. They can cause harm. I don't think so. Having things thrown at your face in your own house and women can break the fuck out of shit too.

I think it's pretty easy to do damage to somebody unless somebody has some highly level specific of training. Picking up an object to hit somebody with or throwing something at somebody, I think it's pretty easy to hurt somebody. Even if they've got a huge weight differential. She picks up a golf club or something? I love my wife and daughter, but I could beat the fuck out of them.

I might have a second you have failed me. Just as the, you know, Deer Creek Trail champion of the world. That's what we do on this show. When we all feel bitchy, we circle jerk about how we can all beat up Woody's family. You know, I can take that jackie chick no problem one hand behind my back throw hope in the mix too i don't fucking care yeah well that uh that's an interesting video that was it was more intense than than i thought it would be but also that yeah it it's not as intense as it is being projected online like you're gonna turn the fucking stream off i think we can all agree

on that he should have fucking what the fuck was he thinking i think that like he's literally like i think he streamed like six people so he probably didn't even fucking consider it he's just like whatever i mean he's probably done like there's a lot of like really small streamers where clips get posted every now and then where they're doing things it's like why the fuck are you streaming but i think maybe if you're a smaller streamer you just like you don't even think about it oh yeah i was gonna say because he's kind of famous now yeah let's get him on here let's talk to him that'd be great dude jizz book it tell us what kind of technique you use against the woman who's how funny would it be if while we have him on the show, his wife attacks him again? And we're like, come on, dude.

Uppercut. Uppercut. I like the way you're thinking. We'll have Jackie deliver a bowl of chili, and I'll just show her what I got. Oh, yeah. Work the body. You want to work the body. Chili.

Liver punch. Woman. Liver punch. If I told you once, I told you twice. Now we go upstairs. Seriously, let's book Mr mr dead mom i'm sure we won't i sure we won't get a huge amount of push i'm sure he's happy to be online he doesn't want to end this whole part of his career well apparently he already lost his job and everything so it's probably i was that sucks everything about this sucks.

I bet he wishes he could do a do-over. That hurts the kids even more, actually. Like, taking the guy's job away? Like, that's bad for those kids. That's worse than, well, not worse than the screaming and fighting they see their parents doing every day. But, yeah, I always think about that. Like, when someone with a family loses their job for being dumb online,

it's like, oh, you're not just punishing them. You're kind of punishing an entire family of people, like a whole network of people. It's really shitty. Yeah, but I mean the companies are just trying to save themselves, right? They don't give a fuck. You don't want to be the company that has the wife beater, the world-famous wife beater, like working your front desk or whatever.

Here at Applebee's, we stand with Mr. Deadmau5. Yeah, that's not a statement any company is. Fucking Sydney location and get any tizers from him next Tuesday. I mean, I like to think he's like, I don't know, working at some warehouse with poor lighting and dirty floors. And they're like, he's not even the worst guy here. We're not firing him. We thought he was pretty well and pretty measured

johnny over there just got out of prison yeah you know who else wasn't apparently well measured enough uh was kevin hart who i thought was like the golden boy of hollywood that like i've never talked to someone in any circle of friends like who's like, you know who I hate? Fucking Kevin Hart. God, that guy just grinds my gears. I thought he was kind of untouchable. But it turns out he tweeted gay stuff that is not okay. I think it was literally nine years ago or something like that.

And so they retroactively removed him from, I think, the Academy Awards. Is that right? So I have a counterpoint on this. It's a little long, so allow me to just get comfy. Why are people acting so dense on this? This is from Reddit. Kevin Hart told some jokes where the punchline was he wouldn't want a gay son. No one gives a shit about what Kevin Hart thinks, so it gets ignored.

Kevin Hart tweets daily for two years calling people fags and faggots just because you used to say it back then doesn't mean it was okay, but you were ignorant at the time. All right. Kevin Hart says multiple times, seemingly not in the comedy formula, for some reason devoid of any setup or punchlines that he wouldn't want his son if he called him playing with dolls. Kevin Hart gets called out on it in 2015 And he says he doesn't use those jokes anymore Because, in quotes People get too offended these days And then in the same article

Proceeds to say he would be a failure of a father If his son turned out gay Yeah Right? For some reason People took the 2015 thing as an apology Despite not apologizing He gets hired to host the Oscars

People remember the shit he said and didn't apologize for. So they bring it back up to a whole new audience and sees his tweets as so-called jokes. There's a backlash and the Oscars give him a call and say, we still want you to host, but you need to apologize for those tweets. We have a big LGBT following and it's not a good look. He says he'll pass on the apology because he's already addressed it, not an apology. And says people should just focus on positivity and be happy for him he doesn't express any positivity towards gays up until that point you can see why gay people don't want to send any positivity his way he triumphantly steps down from hosting says he's a champion of free speech and then he and then you know he doesn't want the job and fuck outrage culture. There, you got it.

So when I viewed it through that lens, I was like, damn. Like they made it like he used fag in a tweet seven years ago. And now they're just giving him a hard time. I saw a YouTube video. It was really well done. The guy's a comedian, but he pretended to be a graphic illustrator. And they're like, look, we looked at your illustrations from nine years ago and they weren't very good you're fired like what are you not happy with my work yeah no you're doing great but nine years ago

you weren't and when i viewed it through that lens i was like man yeah he's allowed to be better now than he used to be right hopefully we all are but through this it's like man i don't know he's got a non-apology a real history of this stuff and when they say dude just apologize for all those anti-gay things you've done he says no i feel like i like to juxtapose this to the um to the james gunn stuff the james gunn stuff i believe i think that was a huge error when you look at james gunn's post it looked like this was a guy that posted a lot of fucking edgy shit. And that was kind of the punchline.

Like, this is really fucking edgy and that's why he's done it. You know, he's been involved in a lot of kind of edgy productions in the past. But it seems like for the most part. It's intentionally like a shock jock thing. Yeah. Kevin Hart's jokes are literally LOL fags. Like, LOL, I don't want my kid to be gay. Like, it looks like the intent.

I don't want to say the intent. But there's a difference between being edgy versus literally like i just don't like gay people and when that was kind of the punch line of all of those old jokes and now we're in 20 current year and you know we've got a much larger lgbt engagement and a lot of things i don't think it's that surprising that somebody like kevin hart would be demonized for not only his past stuff but his inability to engage with critics and apologize for it, and his constant non-apologies. Like, when you say things like, as soon as he said

like, I don't hate gay people, but if my son was gay, I'd be a failure of a father. That reminds me of like, older people that are like, I don't hate black people, but if my daughter ever dates a black guy, I'm gonna fucking kill him. It's like, okay. What the fuck? I don't mind them as long as they're way over there.

So this is like one of those cases where like, I feel like the James Gunn stuff, I'm sure you guys talked about this, right? You must have, right? There were so many. Can you remind me which one he was? James Gunn was the guy that was the director for Guardians of the Galaxy 1 and 2.

And then fucking Cernovich, yeah, dug up real old tweets that he made that were really fucking edgy. Yeah, they were real edgy, but edgy for being edgy. And then he got, you know, shotgun for it. And I didn't think that was right. I thought that James Gunn got genuinely fucked there. And James Gunn has apologized.

He says he's a new person. Blah, blah, blah. He doesn't make those types of jokes. And, yeah. But I think the Kevin Hart stuff, I think, is a little bit more legitimate. I think you can take some serious gripes there. And then, like, what he pointed out in that Reddit comment, he had an out. He could have come out and have just been like, listen, guys know i said some really bad dumb shit and he even has like kind of an out too not to be racist but being black you know hip-hop culture for a large

time was really homophobic and he could even like play into that you know like oh you know black culture homo uh you know rap culture homophobic but i've moved past that i've evolved but no he totally was just like fuck you guys i'm out'm out. Free speech, peace! Would it be better, though, if he lied to keep the gig? Because by saying no, he clearly doesn't want to apologize and he still believes that. Would it be better, and would anyone be actually

satiated if he was like, oh yeah, I'm sorry, I was so wrong. The choice we want is for him to think he was so wrong. Is that on the menu? Can we have that one? No. You can't put that in his head which what we want for him is to genuinely feel remorse for being mean to people who are gay i don't mean to equate gay people with pedophiles but i think here we go but here we go but i but i don't think people are choosing to be gay because it's a harder life even now in 20 whatever as destiny would say it it's tougher to be gay than it is to be straight period so i don't think

people are picking this because you know what i think it'd be awesome to be gay i really want to fuck dudes no this is this is how they're wired and uh for to give someone a hard time about that i think is just not nice. Yep. I say the same thing about trans people too. It drives me crazy when like, man, if you're trans, you are fucked in so many different ways.

And these trans people, they fake it so well that they're even willing to kill themselves to carry on the act. And it's like, when you get these conservatives that are like, oh, well, you don't really feel this way.

And it's like, oh yeah, well watch this. And they fucking kill themselves. Like, damn, don't you think that maybe maybe they actually do you know like i mean they seem like really committed to the lie if not you know yeah i think that's a really dumb take i don't think i don't it seems odd to think that like trans people are just straight up faking it like it seems like an Not all of them What percent do you think? I think that Easily there's 10 or 15%

Of people who claim to be trans Who either want attention or want some sort of a special benefit Or just think it's fashionable Maybe I think it's I would say Kyle That that number drops a ton When they're older than like 22 i'd

say that number drops yeah sure sure okay yeah okay i could buy into that yeah but but the problem is that you know like a lot of kids are getting i maybe we should talk about this this is a weird topic i hear about on the news occasionally is that it's when um kids as young as like five six years old are getting hormone therapy um to to head toward the gender that they identify as, right? Like someone born with XY chromosomes is saying that they feel like they were born with XX and now they want estrogen at six. Puberty blockers or whatever.

Yeah. Okay, kids, do you want to do that real quick? So here's the argument, okay? So man, transgender issues- Are you going to be in favor of this? Yep. Transgender issues are the easiest. I love these arguments because these are the ultimate fact over feel.

And conservatives always claim that there are facts over feels and Democrats are feels over reals, but this is the easiest fact based one in the world. Okay, so here are some facts, okay? Transgender people that go through puberty are at a much higher risk of committing suicide because once you've gone through puberty, any changes that happen to your body, especially going through puberty as a man, are very fucking hard to hide. You know, when you talk about bone structure, when you talk about muscle mass, when you talk about the size and shape of your body, all of these things are really fucking hard.

It's too late for me to go back look at my hand yep so the the argument that's put forth is that if you have somebody and you can demonstrate with good empirical evidence so for instance we can pull some percentage of people that feel like they are transgender at a pre-pubescent age and then follow that with a longitudinal study post-pubescent and say they well they still feel that way maybe it would be better to give puberty blockers to a person, not hormones or not like transition them already, but give them puberty blockers before they go through puberty so that they have a little bit longer to make a decision. Now, largely from the evidence that I've seen, and I could be wrong, the APA supports these types of practices and it doesn't seem like there's any damage caused by delaying puberty.

And if the end result is people being able to transition easier and not fucking kill themselves because they went through puberty is what they felt like was the wrong sex. I don't see a problem with that. Like, ultimately, at the end of the day, what you're trying to do is make people feel better, right? Get rid of, you know, bad, bad, I say bad thoughts like mental illnesses, like gender dysphoria, and you're trying to help people live the life that they most want to live. So I don't see a problem with that. And I don't understand how I mean, like people make it sound like at six year old, right, like six years old, you're taking kids like you should be a woman or whatever. But I don't think that's generally how like these diagnoses go. These are taken pretty seriously in the psychiatric industry. That's what I got. It definitely is taken seriously in the psychiatric industry, but it's not a, you know, across the whole ADA, you know, that's an organization and they and they changed it so that what body dysmorphia is no longer on the DSM-5. You know, it's not classified as, like, a disorder the same way they used to say homosexuality was a disorder.

Well, okay, wait, to be very clear, that's not true. Body dysphoria is still a disorder. The disorder being you have a very severe, bad appearance of your body versus what you wish it would look like. The difference in that, the dissonance in that, that's the disorder and it causes you severe grief or whatever. Sorry. Yeah. But they're not calling the trans issue a disorder. Correct. Yeah. I think they call like the comorbid issues with it, like depression, bipolar, that obviously

disorders. But the whole thing of like puberty blockers not impacting kids and not having lasting effects, like that's not true it it changes bone density it changes hormones permanently it can cause body alterations that won't get uh negated like it it's a really serious thing and and to me the biggest part of it is like i don't care if you want to be trans as long as you're an adult like that you can't this is a huge decision to make and a six year old has no concept of sex or puberty or the future like they they don't know and so when you go okay this kid who wouldn't be allowed to pick out if they want to eat ice cream for dinner or if they want something like if they wanted a cigarette or

to drink or something though they can make this this unilateral decision to change their body forever like that that's pretty scary like a lot of these and some of these kids do regret it and grow out of it like how would you feel if we could do genetic testing on a six-year-old and determine whether this desire to be a girl or a boy right opposite of what they seem to be primarily was wired into them if we could say oh look you know chromosome 92 like figure it out yeah like i can see why this guy feels that's totally different that's not that's that's just that's going to be who he is well yeah that's like a medical thing that if you could be able to tell

with whatever you know blood prick test whatever you're talking about but like this is just uh a stated preference right now like i think that not even stated preference a stated identity there have been studies i'd have to google, where they find that people who are transgender, sometimes they got a little girl in them. And they can explain why they feel the way they feel. I could hunt for it. I don't know anything about the science of the thing. I agree with what Destiny said,

in that if they're merely delaying puberty, I'm good with that. If they're merely delaying it, I I'm good with that. If they're merely delaying it, I want to learn about the effects of that because Taylor and Destiny are on different teams there. Well, I think they're talking about two different things incidentally, though.

I think Destiny described some... What Destiny described, I'm okay with, delaying. But if you are giving the boy female hormones at an early age or the girl male hormones at an early age, I'm not for that i feel like you need to reach some maybe the age of consent um you know wherever you are we're 13 14 something like that right right um you know whenever you get somewhere in there you know

maybe you're able to make such a a heavy decision like that even though you're still not able to to to buy alcohol for some reason. If you give the girl male hormones, Kyle, think about the positive side. She could grow up to be a smoking hot, muscular, square-jawed hairy belly vixen. Alright, I changed my mind.

Be like Randy Couture, but with a camel toe. You're going to love it kyle oh so hot no i think that i think the general idea is what you talk about is that it's like um one wait one of you said i think was it woody or it might have been harry belly harry belly vixen that was me that it is a really big decision the thing that sucks though is that it's it's kind of like college it is a really big decision but unfortunately you're kind of pushed into making it before you really are prepared to, right?

I'm very much of the mindset that we make decisions about college at a hilarious fucking early age. The fact that a fucking dipshit 18-year-old knows what they want to do for the rest of their life and they haven't even worked a fucking job, that's hilarious to me.

It's super fucked. And you can take on six figures of debt at that age, but I mean, that's kind of the way society works. You kind of have to, you know? And it's the same thing with transgender transgender stuff too it's like well what gender do you want to be it's like well that's a big decision okay well i'll wait till i'm 25 fuck

it's way too late i wish i would have chosen differently you know so i think that the goal of puberty blockers is to try to just give you a few more years and it's still really rough like how is this fucking 16 year old who even if you are the gender and sex even if all that matches you still have identity problems for you Who the fuck am I how do I exist in this area? What are my relationships? How is my like all of it is still hard? But I think it's just supposed to give you like a few more years to be able to like try to figure out like how Do you want to proceed in life before you know your body goes through irreparable changes if I'm wrong and that you can just pause

It with no long-term thing then I would be more okay with that. I turned out okay. It's like, yeah, you turned out okay. I would have needed to have been on puberty blockers for six years to be the same as you. But yeah, it's just, we really don't know that much about this and the long-term effects of it and how it's going to pan out.

And I feel like maybe we're getting over our skis on doing this to children. Like, I don't think that should be too controversial. And then that's totally different. Like, I really feel for the kids who are struggling with that, because I can't imagine it. That must suck. Like, it's really got to suck.

I mean, look at the suicide rate of trans people. It's like 40% or something. Maybe even, I don't know. It's somewhere around there it's ridiculously high uh but yeah there isn't really a good answer to it the ones that really i don't like is when you can tell that there are parents pushing kids in a direction where it's like you're you're like you're sexualizing a child like having them dance around adults in provocative ways. I don't remember what the name of that trans kid is who's nine and has been dancing.

It's one thing if that kid was just independently doing it, but then you'll see their parents and how much they're clearly pushing them into it and trying to capitalize on it. I think his name is Desmond. That kid's parents are trying to make a it. I think his name is Desmond. That kid's parents are trying to make a career out of it. Make that kid's famousness a thing. This is one of those things

that sounds like a conservative problem that doesn't really exist. This sounds like the trans people raping people in the bathrooms. I don't know if there are that many parents that are legitimately... I don't think that's a problem, but I can see these kids... Is this really happening where there are all these parents pushing their children to take hormone blockers because they want to be famous i didn't say all these parents deliberately because i don't think that it's all these parents i think that there are parents who do that because it's in vogue

and it's it's uh you know it's it's the thing right now and that they get a lot of attention from pushing their kid into it and like i just don't think it's appropriate thing right now and that they get a lot of attention from pushing their kid into it and like i just don't think it's appropriate to be sexualizing children in this way having them dance in in provocative ways in front of adults my little least is learning the clarinet oh really because my bobby is a trans dwarf furry fuck i've been outdone how many descriptors does your child have that's how many labels yeah it is more complicated than i think most people want to let on because and you're right like a lot of it the the right wing side of it gets discounted with kind of stupid things like oh they're gonna be raping

everyone in basements or not basements in bathrooms and it's like well i mean they this probably would be a thing already happening. Right. Like there would be men dressing up as women and just going and raping in the in the bathroom. I feel like that's a. So, look, there are problems with the left. You guys have heard me rail about the overweight, purple haired, furious women representing the liberal side all the time that I just like, why are you on my team? But on the conservative side, these non-fact-based weirdo problems like transgender rape in the bathroom, liberals that think we should have no borders and let everyone in and put them on

welfare and give them cars. Trump goes on rallies and says they probably want to give them Cadillacs or Rolls Royces, he said. Right? Where what are these positions coming from you're flat out inventing boogeyman on the other side and that's something liberals seem prone to at least on my Facebook feed yeah well I meant to say conservative scene you see in California there I don't know if it's all of California or just Los Angeles I think it's all of California. They're proposing taxing text messaging in order to pay for low-income people to have cell phones. Is that? I only read the headline. I didn't see what they were doing with the tax money.

Yeah, that's where the money's going. It's for low-income individuals. Who's proposing this? Is it one wackadoo? Because we all have wackadoos. I don't know who's proposing it, but that's the idea, right? And they're going to vote on that fairly soon. The California Public Utilities Commission is set to

vote next month on a proposal to add a surcharge on protection money. So there's no saying if people even support this or not. It's just a proposal. I can't imagine anybody is going to support that. No. No one is supporting it. That's one where it seems like something that the left proposed, but the left is going to seems like something that the left proposed, but

the left is going to hate. The left might propose it, but only old white men who are conservatives will be like, Yeah! Get those kids off those stairs! You got my vote, Paco! Paco! That's just not going to happen.

Everyone loves... We all text message i i wonder how much text messaging we all do per day the iphone has a thing where it shows you like how how how long you're on a phone on a given day and stuff like that i use an android so i don't have that kind of data no i'm sure on an android i'm all this comp my phone was on like all the time i was staring at it but if you're positive somewhere in the settings on android you can find like all that oh and like the power usage thing yeah yeah somewhere yeah yeah yeah you're right so but but if you combined like my my snapchat my text messaging and like my whatsapp like which is all texting basically just a different in different ways like i spend a lot of time doing that like i would i would not like for each and every message to be taxed.

I'd be sending a lot of paragraphs. I'm not big on the phone, but I'm irresponsible on the computer. I spend too much time on it. I was, uh... Go ahead. You know what? Let's do an ad and then

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And they weren't in stock at whatever. Sold out. I got them all. That makes sense. Yeah. They're fucking delicious. They really are. It's, I like espresso.

I like strong coffee. And like, when I was a kid, I put a ton of sugar in my coffee. Like, I thought I was a grown up drinking coffee and i'm just drinking like sugar water essentially but like as an adult i slowly weaned myself to the point where like there's no sugar ever in my coffee and i prefer it like as strong as possible and usually with as little milk as possible like and i i really like espresso so i just drink a straight shot of espresso i really like espresso, so I just drink a straight shot of espresso. I really like the taste of coffee now, and this kind of captures that. It's a really nice energy beverage. Big fan. That's cool.

I find it interesting about your coffee preferences. I am the child version of Kyle when it comes to coffee. A teaspoon of sugar, probably more cream than I should put in there, and that's my coffee. Yeah, I'll put a little bit of milk in there, like 2% milk, just to sort of make it a little bit smoother on my palate so that it's a little bit thicker or smoother than water, which is kind of what straight coffee is like.

But that's about it. That's about all I put in there. And if I'm not... Go ahead. I have a paraphrase who's into coffee. And I don't know if... Chiz is too sometimes. Like really into coffee, right?

Like he's a gourmet coffee guy. Chiz drinks two pots a day. Well, I don't know that he keeps up with Chiz in that regard. But he will have like a well-informed opinion on roasts and things like that. And whenever we're together, like he usually offers to make me an espresso. And it's like, yeah, like this is, you know what? If you're in town and Picasso says you want a painting, you say yes, right? You try it because this guy is a coffee connoisseur.

And I just muscle it down. It's next to Maker's Mark for me. Oh, God. Oh, that's the best story ever. Like for me me that's like my first memory of meeting woody ever it's like like he and i at this bar in boston and i'm like hey you want a drink he's like yeah what are you having and i'm like i'm getting a maker's mark manhattan he's like sounds good i don't know what it is i I'm like, two Maker's Mark Manhattans, extra cherries. Guy fucking rolls up with these two big ass glasses

of fucking Maker's Mark and that's about it. I don't know if it's vermouth or whatever else is in that fucking thing. And Woody goes, like he sips it. If the drink is 12 centimeters tall, I maybe drank one of them. I don't think so.

He sips it like he would sip scalding coffee. And he's like, mm-mm. So now I have two enormous strong drinks, and I'm blitzed because I just finished them both off. I remember it being a little slower. I remember holding the maker's mark, not making any progress on it that part is totally true but it took me like 10 minutes to be like you know this is not gonna this is for you you could have to you got a cherry coke back there do you guys know the recipe for shirley temple it's kind of my specialty yeah and you pretend to pour alcohol into it.

Just shake it a little. Make some glug voices with your mouth while you tip it with the cap on. Yeah, that was not your beverage of choice. I never order fancy drinks when I'm out. Like iced drinks or Manhattans or anything. I don't know enough about them. I don't want to spend like $11 only to realize it sucks. Yeah, that was the other thing.

I feel like it was like $40. Like I tipped the guy or something like that. Did you buy it all? We didn't split it or anything? I don't remember. It's possible I bought it. I just had left Chicago hanging out with, what's his fucking name? The guy who ran CPX.

The younger guy who drank a lot. Paul. Paul. Me and Paul had been hanging out me and paul had been hanging out for like four days straight and like and paul an olympic level really he loves alcohol and and so he was introducing me to a few of his favorite beverages and so i try to keep up with paul who's not only like a bigger man than me, probably outweighed me by 30 pounds and maybe an inch taller, like a big fella. But he was well-practiced.

And so I had been keeping up with Paul for like half a week, drinking these Makers Mark Manhattans. So by the time I got to Boston from Chicago, I was, hey, you're going to want one of these. I was ready to roll. I was fucking, let's do it. Let's do it. Let's do some drinking. Kyle's drinking style I would describe as water in that he will fit any container he needs to, right? Later on, after Kyle understood my drinking style, we ordered gingerbread margaritas.

Martinis. Gingerbread. Yeah, yeah. We each enjoyed ourselves a gingerbread martini at the lovely Outback Steakhouse. It's a fine establishment. I don't know if you've been. Even that one, both of us were like, this might be too sweet. It was candy.

Fucking tasty. Yeah, I've gone full circle two or three times with my drinking. Sometimes I just don't want anything at all, and I'm just doing it to be social, and I'm going to drink something sugary, and I don't even want to get drunk and then that last drinking episode i drink a fifth vodka so so i feel like that don't sell yourself short yeah that's right i got another i got an extra bottle is that that's a normal size vodka like a like a regular the normal vodka bottle size like when you see in the store. Not the giant handle gallon. Yeah, I think a handle's a gallon, right?

Yeah, it's 1.75 liters, actually. But what's that in freedom? A gallon? I think I'm about to go get myself a drink right now. We're talking about it. Dude, do you get a drink? I want to ask Taylor about hockey. All right.

Oh, boy. We all win. We all win. Taylor, I. All right. Oh, boy. We all win. We all win. Taylor, I read this article. This isn't a Woody idea, but I like it. Tell me if I have any of my history wrong. Hockey, when I was in high school, had, I don't know, 25, 26 teams, something like that. And they've been expanding as the Florida Panthers come in and all those other teams.

And I think, is it next year or the year after, they go to 32 teams. So that's a pretty notable increase. There used to be a knock against hockey that the regular season didn't matter because everyone made the playoffs, but that's gone. Now half the teams don't. And if you're a fan of, say, the Blues or the Flyers or the Canes, you make the playoffs every three years or so. So the way that it works, if people don't know,

let's pretend it's a year from now. 16 teams in the East, 16 teams in the West, eight from each side make it, and then they just narrow it down until one from each face in the Stanley Cup, right? So it's kind of like football in that AFC and NFC don't meet till the end. The proposal is this.

Instead of eight teams making it from each side, 10 teams make it from each side. And the bottom four, right, work at a one game sudden death to decide and then it goes to eight like it always did. So

teams, I guess it'd be seven through ten? Seven, eight, nine, ten? That's right. Have a one game playoff like they do with the NCAA. I would like something like that. It would add more quality playoff hockey. I'm totally down. Yeah.

And the regular season, in my opinion, would matter more because there would be more bubble teams. And by the way, two bubbles. There's a bubble to get 10th place to make the playoff. And there's a bubble to get 6th place to avoid the playoff, and there's a bubble to get 6th place to avoid the one-game sudden death that everyone has to face. I think that would make it so cool. I just like, I mean, I don't think the regular season doesn't matter at all, but 82 games, you can afford to throw huge skids

and still make the playoffs, which I don't really mind. I don't want them shortening the season and taking hockey on it. You might be young for this, but like in 1989, for example? Yeah, I wasn't around yet. You were literally not born? Yeah. Yeah, back then, like 16 out of 25 teams made it, I think. Like, so people were losing records were making.

Now that's not true so much. We're not going to make it this year. I'm positive the St. Louis Blues, because it was going all around the hockey world that we suck so make it this year. I'm positive, the St. Louis Blues, because it was going all around the hockey world that we suck so fucking hard this year. Fights broke out at our practice. Yes. Between players of our own team,

they were getting mad at each other, and one of the defensemen, Bortuzzo, just loses it and starts beating another guy. And it's like, God, we're not even bad like we're fighting each other at practice level bad so i'm just kind of enjoying the shit show a bit but you know it tiles back so that's that's enough hockey probably it look if i run the blues we trade tarasenko for some first round picks or something and build for the future at this point fuck it let's just see what happens

every year this year i was like the one year where i'm like usually i'm not too excited about it but this year gonna be good and we're worse than we've ever been i've done the opposite i've been at the hurricanes right i used to follow hockey more closely i did now back when i had live tv and i'd be like god the tough thing about rooting for the Hurricanes is they don't even try, right? At least when you're pulling for the Flyers and you hear like Cujo, who was a very good goalie back in the day, is a free agent. The Flyers are in the mix. They might get them. They might not get them.

They didn't. But, you know, they're in there, right? Whenever the big free agent comes, whenever the big move is, the Flyers are one of those teams that might make a move and try to go for the Cup, but the freaking Canes, you know, they they're not even trying. It sucks. And then they won the Stanley Cup that year. We're so bad

that Tarasenko, in a post-game interview last week, just came out and was like, I have to apologize to fans. We are just bad. We can't put the puck in goal.

Lots of problem. Very sorry to fan. It's like, man, that's... When the Russian guy is putting the pieces together of how much the city is starting to dislike the team. Anyway, nobody cares about that. I know Destiny's a big fan, but i don't want to get him involved in yeah he's gonna go i think we really will hate each other dude i view the bubbles way differently like i would

bubble 11th place and oh yeah you know back in my day 27 teams made it in so yeah i don't even want to get into that right now i have a new topic that destiny might like oh yeah stupid dude i want to watch this as a group i have not seen it yet uh but it should be fun oh no maybe we should just talk instead uh for people watching oh oh wait never mind this is probably an okay one never mind i don't know what there's out there that i shouldn't see okay i'm looking at the title and this looks like it might be okay all right all right so let's all right you guys ready to get queued up at zero uh 39 second video ready set play what he seems to genuinely like you um yeah i mean maybe i but i just worry because of the

kind of stuff that gets posted like it's only ever bad clips that get posted of me to that subreddit you know like in actuality i really enjoyed my time there and i think they enjoyed my time there like um i stayed for the full three or four hours or whatever it seemed like i got along well with everybody but like when the only things that get posted of me over there like where i'm bringing at them for what i think are like dumb takes and things i think it would be i think it'd be really reasonable for them to think like oh wow like destiny like he came on our Podcast it seemed like you had fun And then he left me started shit-talking us immediately like he must fucking hate us like what a piece of shit like I thought would Be like I would think that would be a reasonable take from them if I was in their position. I would probably assume the same

Every time so for context every time I'm streaming if there's ever like um somebody will link me um parts of your show usually political parts and i will find the opinions be really bad like this really pisses me off and like a couple threads got posted at like 700 comments and all i'm thinking is that like if i don't know how much you guys like watch your own stuff right but i always get the worry and this happens so much in the streamer world where i'll meet somebody and we'll be like oh wait you hate me don't you like yeah you hate me it was like oh no no wait we only saw like fans posted like clips of each other like offhandedly mentioning things or shit talking and it hasn't been like blown up into way more than it should be but yeah that was my uh that was my concern here oh yeah no i've been

on the internet for like 10 years now i'm not that easily upset well sometimes but not by you apparently only 10 years it. I think it's... Yeah, it'll be my 10th year next calendar year. Well, we take ourselves and our opinions on politics around here so seriously. That's why I joined the Proud Boys, and I generally inspect women in public bathrooms

against their will to protect kids. It's kind of... It's kind of like... We don't want to be inappropriate. Jesus Christ, Woody, no. You will never be a proud boy with that kind of maneuver. No. None of that. No. It's this. It's a

nice, gentle jauntling. You have to do that to Gavin McKinnis' balls to make it into the club. Kyle, if you're not doing an internal inspection, I'm not sure how you can be 100% sure they're women. They could look like women from the outside and have no vaginal canal whatsoever that is absolutely fucking true it's true a lot of people ben shapiro will come out it's like well i you know i know you're a woman i know your man it's like bullshit you don't

fucking know that 90 of that signaling is done with consumer things anyways. I'm a small dude. If I had a fucking dress on and I grew my hair out and you were looking at me from behind, you wouldn't fucking know if I was a guy or not. And depending on how good my makeup is, I could turn around and you might not know if I'm a guy or not. The beard will ruin it. The beard will ruin it. The beard will ruin it.

But 99% of the people you meet, maybe, well, for some people, 100% of the people you meet, you're never going to know their genitals that's a good tuck job nice yeah for the majority of people you meet you will never know what they're packing between their legs you just won't you can make guesses but you don't actually know that's why i don't settle for less than an internal inspection and kyle i won't be dissuaded from it i spend the i spend the majority of my time obsessing over strangers what's what she got cooking down there those lips looking like i do have a question for destiny and this comes from an innocent place where i genuinely don't understand voter id laws are said to uh be like very very negative

towards poor people and black people right yet uh my area had the projects and it seemed like poor people and black people i knew had ids why why is it that when you request an id it's so slanted towards like making black people unable to vote so there are tons of different angles for this, for when you deal with voter ID. So to address that angle specifically, it's just kind of like a numbers game. When people do studies on who voter ID would impact, if you're like a middle class or upper class person, it's not even a question of whether or not you can get an ID. It's a very obvious thing. It's like nobody thinks twice about it. However, depending on your lower class status, getting to

a certain area to get an ID renewed, getting to a certain area to actually get a driver's license, even having a car and needing a driver's license, these things become more questionable. Now, can the majority of poor people get IDs? Probably, most likely. The majority of people, I know you need to show one to get a job, or at least a birth certificate to get a job in the United States to be employed and to fill out a W-4 and all that. However, the fact is, is that when you start requiring certain types of IDs, it does

disproportionately impact certain groups of people, and this is just known. I mean, like, I even, I got quotes and articles and everything. Fraga and Miller were two researchers researchers found that black voters constituted 11.4% of those voting in Texas in 2016 with ID, but 16.1% of those voting without ID,

which shows clear evidence of a disparate racial impact. Likewise, Latino voters made up 19.8% of those voting with an ID, but 20.7% of voters without an ID. Was that 19 and 20? Yeah, it was 19.8 and then 20.7% of those voting without ID. So basically showing that there's like an over-representation. For black people it was really bad, and then for Latino people, not as bad, but still kind of bad. Especially

when the election results get really close. But basically it's just that any time you start talking about getting these voter ID laws in place, you have to acknowledge that they're going to have a bad impact on certain groups of people. It's just borne out in the data. Why don't they just make it so IDs are free and it's subsidized? So that is a great idea.

Now, you might still be able to find, you know, can homeless people get IDs? You can probably find solutions. Do we want the homeless voting? Should homeless be voting? The thing is that nobody ever seems to want to do that, which is where we get into the other issue of why do people want voter IDs? And this takes us to states like North Carolina. So if somebody were to propose, let's do a national voter ID program and everybody gets a free ID mail to them, well, you're going to have to raise taxes to allocate a budget for that, which

I don't know how people feel, but that's going to have to be something that's going to be done. And there might be another... I don't see why that would be that much. Maybe. I mean, it's... We don't give that much... How much is there to buy an ID? I don't even remember when it was to buy my first one. And then the new cost is like nothing. Yeah, it depends on the type of ID you're talking about. But a lot of these are built into

other departments already, like the DMV, for instance, right, already has a budget allocated for that, for the IDs and everything. Another problem, though, is that when you look at all of this, there's two huge things that are going on. Three huge things. One is that voting is arguably your most important constitutional right, so if we're going to put up any roadblock in front of it, we need to have a really good reason for doing so.

And any roadblock is a roadblock, however small. So the problem is it seems like these ideas like voter fraud has never really been demonstrated ever. We just don't see it happening, even though conservatives claim it happens all the time. And Trump himself tweeted it. We just don't see that happening. And then when we see conservatives actually try to implement it. Happened in North Carolina? Well, that was election fraud. That wasn't voter fraud. That was

people destroying ballots. It didn't have to do with people faking their ballots. So even if those people had or didn't have IDs... By the way, in my state, they're free. A voter ID card is free. I think my state is the corruption capital of America. I don't know. D.C.

probably wins. It's hard to beat North Carolina. that's where all of those people are our state level stuff is next level anyway did you see that like some infographic the other week came out and it was like all the richest counties in america and it was like exactly all the ones surrounding dc like all of of those, you know. I don't know. That was surprising. Not really, though. Because, of course. Of course they're fucking loaded. Yeah, I see your point with the roadblock thing with rights.

But, it just, in most Western nations, correct me if I'm wrong, I'm pretty sure most Western nations require ID. I mean, even Mexico requires ID to vote. it just seems like well but for a lot of those things need yeah and it should be provided let's do something like it'll be a teeny little tax not gonna be fucking shit and just have everybody mail the

an id boom like imagine if your 1040 literally said like 17 id tax everyone would go ballistic yeah i mean i feel like you say passing a little tax is a big deal but like i see around here where they talk about raising the property taxes by like a fraction of a fraction of a fraction of a percent and people go fucking ape shit when it comes to and i'm even in a pretty wealthy district for funding our schools or whatever people seem real mad but maybe the tax would go off without a problem but republicans like it i don't have any fucking kids i don't want to pay anymore yeah it seems like um people aren't suggesting these things. So when you look at like how things played out in North Carolina, in North Carolina, when Republicans tried to implement voter ID, they went hardcore fucking surgically targeting black people. They closed down certain voting polls that were predominantly used by black people. They made it so that absentee ballots were allowed to be mailed in thirteen days earlier they changed that to seven days earlier and

it turns out that black people tended to vote earlier into the absentee period than later uh... they made it so that certain types of ideas both expired and unexpired were no longer allowed and these were all ones press arm that were specifically used by black people it always seems very suspect with the way that we were going to implement uh... expired and unexpired ideas there were certain types of ideas that were allowed to be used at polls that were state issued. Some you could use even if they were expired, some not.

And they tried to get rid of all of the forms of IDs that were predominantly used by black people. Closing the polls on Sundays, are you familiar with this? I guess one way that liberals were doing voter drives is they would literally have buses go to black churches. And after the, I don't know, I'm not a church person. After the show was over, they would just bus them all. They would just bus them all to the polls and they would vote together. So what the Republicans did was close the polls on Sundays. Yeah, so it's like when you see people kind of enacted this way, it makes you think like, okay, well, what exactly are we trying to do here?

When we haven't demonstrated any voter fraud, and in some of the cases where we try to enact these voter laws, it seems like we're just trying to keep poor people from voting. It's very suspect. It makes you wonder what people's motivations are. It seems like both sides would like it, though. The right-wingers get their voter ID laws that they want, and the left-wingers, everybody gets their ID. Yeah, I mean, if people want to propose a tax to pay for it, and then maybe a new U.S. department, I don't know who would handle this. Maybe the Social Security Ministry? I don't know, like,

if we would need, like, a whole new department to manage dealing with IDs. My guess would be that if you secured the funding and you're like, alright, all of you people out there who want one of these, step forward. They would be like, no one one no one wants to vote no one wants one of these cards how fucking funny would that be if they're like

everybody gets a free idea like in like nine people and and yeah well it was a big waste of money i want to vote i don't know if this is unpopular opinion felons i i i feel like if i 100 agree do you i i don't know where kyle and taylor will lane on this but probably depends on the kind of felon if you were to catch me whatever in the 90s it was like three strikes you're out that sounds brilliant i love that if there's three violent crimes just lock them up forever and you, you know, going hard on criminals, being tough on crime was a really popular political position.

And I thought it was the right idea. Now that all this time has passed and we've seen the impact of it, it's like, oh my gosh, you're saying that judges

don't get to, like, use their judgment? That there's just these sentencing guidelines that one of their violent offenses could be that freaking Mr. Dead Moth dude. And then he gets into a bar fight and then maybe has a real one.

And it's like, that's it? Life over? Life over? Or you get a drunk driving accident when you're a dumb fuck 20-year-old and you shouldn't be. And it's really fucking stupid. But, you know, you'd kill someone or whatever. Now you're 60, 50 years old working and working and paying taxes and you have no say like yeah so what are crimes that you wouldn't want to allow them back i feel like if you're like a murderer or a rapist or some like rich ass ceo who used his power to my mind is open for these crazy crimes we're coming up with but in my head it's like if you're out of prison right i'm talking about i said felons but i really meant

to say ex-cons um if you finished paying your debt to society and you're a murderer then you probably spent 35 years paying that debt so you can vote if you're a uh i don't know atm robber and uh and you spent two and a half years paying that debt then then that's right too whatever it takes for you to get out of prison when you're done paying your debt to society i don't know why you're not voting yeah i mean like you people are saying like you know you're saying like well you've done this horrible fucking crime it's like okay well it must not be that bad because they're out of jail now or i don't mean to say it must not be that bad but again like if you did a really bad crime you were probably in jail for a really long time and now that you're

out we we're not going to treat you like a fucking prisoner for the rest of your life like you're done you you know however i feel about the criminal justice system now if you've served your time that should be it you're done you get out and now that you're paying taxes and shit again it's your society just as much as anybody else's you should have a right to vote on it it is bullshit like like people who sold weed can't vote for the rest of their life now the exact same way someone that raped a woman can. Or maped a woman. Or murdered and raped a woman. I forgot what maped was for a second.

In that order. So he's an extra creep. It's a PKA term for murder-rape. Oh, gotcha. It depends which order you do it in. Some guys rape and then murder. Some murder, then rape. It's a murder if you rape first. some murder then rape it and that's the

difference if you raped first that's right yeah that's it we prefer murderers to to mafist quite frankly it's it's just it's a little unseemly hell no dude if anybody is ever going to murder me and what if anybody out there wants to murder and rape me murder me first like yeah it does my dead body i don't want to get raped and have the only thing to look forward to be getting murdered like i want to murder me and then do whatever you want and you make a strong you know my body pick some bellows and fuel me up and make me like artificially fart whatever the fuck dude i don't care just just murder me before you rape me that's all i asked him a simple man i i mean it's really the mapus that has more empathy for his victims

i'm being swayed I'm being swayed. I'm being swayed over to MAPIS. You know what? These people should be allowed to vote. I'm going to come in here, and I'm going to put up the other argument, actually. People that are murdered oftentimes don't really want to be murdered. Maybe if you rape someone real hard, maybe they won't want to live anymore. Doing them the murder is doing them a favor.

I don't know. Man. Now I'm back on the rubber side. Destiny's so persuasive. What did you say, Whittier? Even though Destiny was using really shitty tools, he still won the debate for the lead thing? I saw that clip.

Oh, yeah. I stand by that. I stand by that. If you had to reach deep into, like, your grandfather's eating lead paint to justify, uh, like just eating lead paint, it's lead getting into the water. It's inhaling fumes of like lead. There's tons of them.

These poor people had paint chips and their grandfather, not their, not them and not their dads, but their grandparents ate paint chips because they taste sweet. And now you need to give their, the offspring of the offspring advantages to get into college and our listeners listened to that and said you know what destiny's right i'm like okay got a gift all right let me take stuff soon though because people are gonna want more funny shit more funny shit i can do this in 30 seconds okay here's what happened okay economist basically looked at oh wow huge trend in murders decreasing oh wow huge trend and lead paint being useless.

That's kind of interesting. He did a lot of digging on the data in the United States and he found that there was like this perfect like 18 to 20 year correlation between amount of lead used and like gasoline and paints and shit versus like the crime rates. He's like, oh wow, that's really interesting. This guy was an economist, not a sociologist, so this wasn't his area of expertise, but he suggested this, nobody gave a fuck, and he's like, oh, okay, well, whatever. So then what the guy did was he collected data from like 20 other countries that all at varying times had lessened their use of lead. And he found this exact same 20 year offset between violent crime and the amount of lead used in society. And it matched with every single other country. And he thought that that research was very interesting.

Biologically, we know that if we introduce lead into people at early ages, it can cause more aggressive behavior, etc., etc. So the biological mechanism is understood the correlation is very strong i'm not saying it's the only reason people are aggressive i'm just saying like it seemed like pretty convincing to me there's tons of articles on it um it was you fucking taylor i think that said that he found something that debunked or disproved all of it i saw an interesting thing like it and people were like oh it's just a fucking infographic and i was like well there was an infographic but there was an interesting like article behind it too and there were like, oh, it's just a fucking infographic. And I was like, well, there was an infographic, but there was an interesting article behind it too. And there were, it wasn't just one.

I hope it wasn't from a website called alternativehypothesis. Hopefully not. I don't think so. Okay, yeah, but like. Oh yeah, I've been on there. They're the ones who set me straight on the Holocaust. Oh yeah. But anyway, that's the argument,

that there was a high correlation. You can open that bag of worms. I've got some knowledge to drop on you. Basically, that it's possible that a lot of people exposed to lead at early ages could exhibit more. And you see this in some places. If you look at Flint, that's an extreme example. There's a lot of kids that are going to be mentally retarded for the rest of their fucking lives because of the lead that they were exposed to and consumed in water. This is like permanent brain damage shit.

But yeah, that was the only – I'm not saying that that excuses people from their actions or that's why everybody is the way they are. But that was something very, very compelling and interesting research to take a look into. It's an interesting thing to look into. You know what? If the streaming thing ever doesn't work for you, you should go into auctioneering. Because you, like I used to

go with my grandpa to like bull auctioneers where they do the... I can't even imitate it so fast, like screaming the weights and the prices. You go just as fast. If you put your mind to it, you could be the fastest speaker this side of the, whatever side of the Mississippi you're on. Ben Shapiro does a similar thing. And I don't know if it's, I don't think it's intentional for either Ben Shapiro or Destiny.

But as a listener, there's so much being thrown at you that you have less time to critically tear it apart between your own ears it's just like you know fact fact fact fact fact you're six facts later fact two could have been totally invented is that what gish gallop is i always forget some of the other no that absolutely is what gish gallop is for the record when i have conversations with people the way that any argument works is you go premise premise premise premise and then from those premises logically your conclusion follows when i have conversations with people the way that any argument works is you go premise premise premise premise and then from those premises logically your conclusion follows when i have conversations with people i always tell them if i if i say something and you disagree with it stop me fucking immediately and we can talk about it because i do agree that when somebody

engages in that form of argumentation where they're like conclusion why am i wrong you've already lost the argument like it's over you do on the other side and i don't i don't want to say it's dirty but it's it's hard to debate against, is you can ask questions like, oh, tell me more, tell me more, tell me more, prove this, prove that, prove deeper, prove something else. And it's almost a verbal denial of service attack where you're on the other side like, man, I don't really have a study for that, but I'm pretty confident that it's true. And it can be hard. I try to be pretty chill on that too like if again if you watch my conversation like you tore apart master sin that way well okay you know careful oh man that's my that's my big trigger so like i always tell people i always tell people i'm not gonna sit here and go sorry sorry sorry because it's not reasonable to do and if there's something that we disagree not going to sit here and go, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, because it's not reasonable to do.

And if there's something that we disagree with, we can sit here and both look it up on the spot. We're on the fucking Internet. We got Google today. It's not like back when I was a kid and I had to pull out one of the fucking encyclopedia Britannicas to look up some fact. Like, if you're telling me something like tariffs, we tariff exports, like, okay, well, that should be pretty fucking easy to look up. We can do that right now. Like, you know, I'll do stuff like that in the debate with Dick Masterson. I specifically told him as well, like, I don't expect you to be able to source every fucking thing you said. The only thing I would hope is that if you bring up

a topic, you're kind of well versed in it or you at least know what you're talking about, because Dick Masterson was really mad. And I think he even said on the show, he's like, Destiny tried to corner me into some Trump shit. I didn't. That was a topic that he brought up. He said that I was a very disingenuous debater and, and I asked him, okay, well, if I do this all the time, can you just give me one example of this? Where am I being disingenuous? And I always ask people this, and I never get an answer. And he told me, well, when you grilled that one dude on the lawyer shit, and that lawyer guy was part of La Raza, that was totally disingenuous of you. And I was like, wait a second. No, I was right there. La Rasa can mean a fuck ton of different things. The organization that people said that he belonged to isn't the one he did. And then Dick Max was like, oh, you're trying to drill down on facts again. I was like, well, you're the one that brought this up. Like, what the fuck?

Yeah. I enjoyed that. I enjoyed that clip. Multiple run-ins, or was that the only time you and Dick were on a stream? Oh, that was the only... I don't think we'll ever be on a stream together again. You don't like Dick? What? I thought that while you guys disagreed. I love Dick.

I hate Dick. You don't like Dick? He's absolutely the most cancerous kind of fucking moron when it comes to political discourse on the internet. Absolutely. I fucking hate him. Totally. 100%.

He's fucking hilarious. I enjoy his time. If he ever wanted to do a show with me again, I'd love to do it just because I'll shit on him the entire time. I fucking hate people like this. When I do and try to have conversations with people, when there are people that literally fucking make shit up, it is so fucking frustrating

to me. When I'm trying to have a reasonable conversation and somebody's like, well, what about this thing that didn't even happen? It's like, fuck me. We're not even talking about reality. And Dig is totally that kind of guy. It drives me crazy. Matt Anderson is a great friend of the show. I think he's hilarious. Yeah, I feel like my parents are fighting now.

Very funny. He's a funny guy. He's a real scumbag. Get a haircut. He is a funny guy. I'll admit that. I'm not going to be like, dick is the least funny.

He's a funny guy for sure. But man, when you talk about politics, I think it's totally fucking dumb and it drives me fucking crazy. But yeah. Well, we support dumb politics around here. This is a fact-free environment. Should I be worried that that's why I'm dragged onto the show? Uh-oh. I is a fact-free environment. Should I be worried

that that's why I'm dragged onto the show? Uh-oh. I have a topic unless someone else... Actually, Taylor, you... No, no, you go ahead. All right.

I'm trying to figure out what's right and wrong about this. It's just a tweet, but I did look into it afterwards, and it turns out that it's true. If people are on

an audio-only version, Artist in Chili sneaks into private university and burns tuition contracts. 500 million of student debt gone. So when I first read it I was like that has to be horseshit right?

Like if you burn down my local bank I don't have any debt. There's no electronic records of this? It turns out that whatever organization was holding the debt, I don't know if it was the school or the bank or what have you, but it was bankrupt, right? So it was in bankrupt, and then what happens with that

is they sell the debt from one place to another, and it was just in a phase where, no, there weren't off-site backups and whatever, and $500 million of student debt is really gone. People who owed it now just don't because this guy went in there and burnt it. The real question here, everybody's going to be like,

oh, great. Meanwhile, there's someone holding the bag, right? We don't know who that is. We don't know who the person left holding the bag is for half a billion dollars. Maybe they were... Probably the taxpayer. Probably not. It doesn't sound like... I was actually guessing the shareholder.

Some sort of an investment group or something like that? It says private university in the tweet. Well, it's going to depend on whether or not that debt had been sold off to a collection company or not. That's the real question. If it has been sold off... Yeah, if it's been sold off, then it's random collection companies. And what Woody was saying, I'm trying to find an article. I can't verify that what he said was true.

But if you said that companies had gone bankrupt, so nobody knew who was holding the debt, then in that case, it was probably being held by some sort of collection company or like loan service or whatever. Even let's say it's held by a collection company. I'm going to guess it's ultimately owned by a bunch of shareholders, right? Like mom and pop doesn't buy 500 million dollars worth of debt, right? It's not like it was just some like a particular random rich dude i don't think uh so this basically they took this concentration of debt and pushed it on to people who made an investment and i feel like this is a wrong i i i i mean i feel like an asshole like know, standing up for the rights of the shareholder.

But one group earned it and one group didn't. One group. Yeah. You don't know who the victims are, right? Like, it's easy to, like, on the surface of it, you see who the benefactors are. And those are everyday students. A bunch of them at $500 billion in Chile. How much does education cost in Chile, right? That has to be 500 million people i mean like chile is a pretty wealthy country for

something yeah i don't i wouldn't say donkeys it's a shithole country i'm pretty sure that's what michael that's what michael scott that's what michael scott said to the guy in uh in the office he's like what does medical medical school cost in your land like a like probably like a donkey or something the guy's from india he was like no no i was i was chief surgeon michael's like i had been chief of medicine but but yeah on the surface you see these these students clearly reap a really cool benefit that's great for them no matter what the case's great for them. No matter what the case is, it's great for them. But maybe like somebody's retirement was sort of sunk into this, into the investment group or the collection agency or whatever

was holding this debt and now they're in their late 70s and they can't afford to feed themselves because some guy burnt a bunch of paper somewhere. You don't know, right? And the students signed up for it. The students signed up for it. They students at the students signed up

for they may have been too young to make this decision i think that might be where your head is but they did make that decision whereas the other group was literally robbed i think the question here the the interesting question or the real fundamental question here is is this like an extortionary practice that's that's really what's being asked because if we if we were to come to an agreement that would say that like student loans are evil and pred like an extortionary practice? That's really what's being asked. Because if we were to come to an agreement that would say that student loans are evil and predatory and extortionary, then in that case we'd say, well, who the fuck cares if it got burned up then?

They're all engaging in extortionary, predatory practices, fuck them. Now, if we think that student loans are fair, that, you know, like you said, Woody, that people are making these decisions, there are multiple ways to procure financing for college, and you did agree to it, and now other innocent people are financing it, we would say well this is fucking not something

to be celebrated you literally just stole 500 million dollars from people and you know it's fucking horrible student loans are totally fair you know what he should have done what this guy should have done if he was smart make it stolen that paper yeah and then sold it himself oh that would be cool that would oh fuck this guy. You're right. You're in class and some dude is bullying you and you're like, look what I have here, motherfucker. You better fucking pay up next month. Open that FedLoan account, motherfucker, because your debt is back on track.

You could play it that way or you could just sell it back to the... Look, I've got half a billion dollars worth of debt that you guys can't call in for three million, I could probably find it for you. You know? This is like the Joker in the Dark Knight when he steals their money or whatever, and he's like,

I want half of it back to give it away. You want to know where I got all these tuition forms? I broke in there and stole them to make you a maniac if you bully me you'll have to pay

this is definitely chaotic good I think if you had to pull it down one of those categories this is chaotic good this is a guy who doesn't give a fuck he's going in there and just burning it up he's stealing I have something that I do like about it even though it's like kind of anarchism is like

what you were saying like, what are you saying? Like student loans are fair. Like for in a way, like, yeah, you're signing it. You know what you're getting into. But the people being asked to get into these lifelong commitments, like American high schools, are you learning finance? Like, are you learning like your due diligence about controlling your finances and getting ahead in life and everything? Like these kids have no fucking clue the implications of what they're signing. Like, when they get $40,000, like, and then the freshman year they're spending money.

You know how many people with student loans just blow it on booze and stupid things? And it's like, then they're hemorrhaging that their natty light is costing them into their 30s. I've known a lot of cam girls, and their streaming name would be like student loans with three Zs. Shit like that. The thing that bothers me is if you haven't worked yet, money really is just a number to you. And people, in my experience,

people that haven't worked, when they look at money, they view it in terms of possessions. And that's not a really good way to view money. So $30,000 to somebody, that might be a cool new car, but that's not really what money is, right? Once you've started working, you start to view money as an exchange of time. So $30,000 to an 18 year old, you know, might be a new car, $30,000 to a 25 year old might be six months of work. And I feel like without having that perspective, it's really hard to say like do you

want to take out a loan that you're going to have to pay back that's the equivalent of 100 000 because if you ask a 25 year old that they're thinking okay that's like a this is like fucking two years of 100 of my wages like this is an insane amount of money and then to a kid it's like okay 100 grand yeah i mean like that's some money i guess but they have like no fucking concept yeah they have no fucking concept and i actually i'm intimately aware of this because people in the streaming world do this all the time where like anytime i get like a contract to do works now like i get paid like two thousand an hour to promote a fucking game and it's like okay well this is literally what i would make in like a fucking month carpet cleaning it was an unbelievable amount of money to me yeah i'll do

these deals whereas other people that come out of high school sometimes or out of college and they get right into streaming video games all of this money is just like whatever to them. These are people, you know, that have been making six figures for years and don't have a dollar to their name because they spend it all. They've got no financial wherewithal. You know, they have no clue what the money is worth. And yeah, that just kind of that's the thing that bothers me. I'm not going to go forward and say we should get rid of all student loans and they're on ethical blah, blah, blah. But it really does bother me how much responsibility we ask an 18 year old to take on financially. And often does it bother you that

when they join the military oh yeah and can't drink yeah yeah especially that when they can't drink can drink on base on base wait an 18 year old can i'm pretty sure that we looked that up wait is it in outside of the u.s is that how it works or let me double check on i didn't know right here we can check it out yeah we talked about that before but i thought we got fact checked on that or something i i had it in my head that that there's definitely somewhere where 18 year olds can yeah so looking at this i just real quick google in the old days anyone on active duty could consume alcohol on military installations regardless of the legal drinking age off base but the new federal

code united states code title 10 2683, requires military installation commanders to adopt the same drinking age as the state where the military base is located. Yep, I'm finding the same thing. So it looks like I'm out of date. And overseas, 18, here, 21. You definitely want to serve in Europe, right? Get one of those nice bases over there.

Even if you can, they're not letting them get tanked and go out on the town or anything. That's probably exactly what they're doing. That's exactly what they're doing. Okay, well then, I'm going to join the military. If I'm stationed in Germany, we're not going out responsibly drinking. That's not what's happening.

Do they let you smoke pot if you're stationed in Amsterdam? No. There's no way that happens. The paramotor community and the active duty army overlap some. And those guys do not smoke pot. Yeah. They take that seriously. I guess they're tested.

I made that part up. Well, their lives are in their hands. That'd be like a race car driver. Meanwhile, you go to something like paintball, and they're all stoned. Everybody stoned. It is so, the whole everything about drugs is so fucking weird to me that I go to California now, and it's still weird to me. And I will be on the street, and some dude will just be fucking smoking a blunt, like right fucking there. Cops are driving by, and he's smoking and everything.

And all I'm thinking is like, if I were to go into a store and buy a beer and crack it open right here, I would get fucking fined for it. It's so fucking weird. Yeah, because you might get violent. He might get hungry. He's just smoking fat doinks. Yeah, that's so bizarre to me. All of our drug shit in the U.S. is so mind-boggling. Jesus Christ.

What are the drugs that shouldn't be legal if you were to draw a line? I would say Crocodile, that one that fucks up all those russians with the bones in their arms that's like like for me that's the equivalent of like when my grandma like she in college like you know how older people will see something like on the news and they'll be like now taylor you need to be careful because i saw something about bath salts online and how kids are doing them in in school and eating each other's faces and it's like like, that's not a thing that's happening, but they thought it was. That's what I think Crocodile's got to be. There's got to be like a dozen people over there with that.

And we here just think it's like a huge Russian thing. But yeah, Crocodile, meth, crack. Nope. No, no. Well, here's a question. The only drugs that should be illegal are the ones like Crocodile that actually instantly do harm to you. The ones that require abuse to be harmful should be legal, I think. All of the drugs should be illegal are the ones like Crocodile that actually instantly do harm to you. The ones that require abuse to be harmful should be legal, I think.

All of the drugs should be legal. Yeah, like, let's say there's a drug that you could take that, if you started it in your 20s, there is a very fucking high chance that, like, into your 30s or 40s, you're going to suffer from brain problems that will lead to, like, early dementia and personality changes fucking up your memory. Like sugar! Sugar. brain problems that will lead to early dementia and personality changes fucking up memory. If there was a drug like this, I feel like most people would say that these types of drugs should definitely be illegal, but if we compare the effects

of this to CTE and we look at footballers, we let people play in the NFL and they're allowed to make those decisions and it's pretty well shown. I think in some studies it was 110 out of 111 brains examined had fucking problems with these horrible like brain shit from all the impacts or whatever and we let people make those types of decisions and that's pretty well studied so it seems weird that an argument that i was like

kind of compelled by i hadn't considered like because like we're eventually socialized medicine is going to happen like that's the way of the future it's going to happen hopefully like like it's going to and like from that perspective it's like do we want people doing something that in their 40s say is going to cause early onset alzheimer's or something no you can't amount of spin where do you draw the line yeah yeah because that's what i'm saying because then it would get to obesity then it would get to smoking then it would get to all these other things all right and i was like i get to driving. Yeah, it could get any high risk. Oh, you're a rock climber?

And what is the punishment, right? If you find out that this person has smoked cigarettes, or if they test positive for nicotine, God forbid. Like, oh, shit. Well, no heart transplant for you. You're not on the list. You smoked a cigarette? Please, absolutely not.

No, everything should be legal. It's about personal responsibility, personal choice. It's your body. It's not the government's body. And it's not Taylor's body. It's not Woody's body. It's Kyle's yourself or deciding you want to be a cyclops that includes splitting your tongue that bifurcation thing going on and that also includes smoking methamphetamine and shooting heroin in a socialized medicine environment yeah the body isn't troubling you can do anything you want but it seems like i'm not responsible for anything you want to do no you are you are if we're going to go full-on socialized medicine because where do we draw the line do we draw it

at fatty foods how much cholesterol am i allowed per week see you know that's the real thing is if they were going by true truly expensive shit obesity would be number one no no it wouldn't paramotoring would be number one there's no way that i I am paying for Woody's health care when he chose to fly around in a lawn chair for fun. I would much rather be responsible for the health care of a heroin abuser than for Woody, right? You tell me, all right, you got two options. You've got this 23-year-old young lady who shoots up twice a month when it's raining, or you have this 44-year-old man from North Carolina who has chosen to fly at 5,000 feet in a lawn chair. Whose healthcare would you prefer to be responsible for?

I'd be like, well, neither, but I would take mine. Does she use fresh needles? She's taking two now. You said two a month when it rains. Soon it'll be four. Heroin users are not known for their restraint. You're flying once a week right now, and you're using a regular wing, right?

I fly more than once a week. Next, it's going to be an acrobatic wing. I'm already there. Exactly, right? It's ramping up. Now you're pulling chutes at 70 feet. Next year, it'll be 50 feet, right? You want a different color t-shirt next year.

I have two colors already. There you go. You're shockingly want the black t-shirt with the cross and skull on it for the people who pull it 15 feet. You just can't set a limit. There's no fucking way. You think the heroin issue is not going to escalate?

I don't think it's that. I think when heroin goes bad, those people die. It's not that they have long-term health issues unless they get something from a dirty needle. That's one of those diseases that requires continued care. They're going to be in and out of rehab. They're going to get measles or something.

Hey, I didn't say we're paying for rehab. What if you could demonstrate the cost there? I'm willing to bet that type 2 diabetes is almost for sure more expensive when you take a factor in the cost of insulin and shit than a heroin user. We would hit sugar sugar next buddy yeah it's coming around next oh yeah obesity would be number one by a long shot for any drug cigarettes would be high i bet it would be like obesity cigarettes cigarettes bring in the heart disease the lung cancer i was gonna say alcohol next maybe alcohol's high because of two – there's multiple factors with alcohol.

There's driving accidents and the things that come along with all of that and all of the ways that you're liable and culpable if you do virtually anything naughty while you're under the influence of alcohol. But, of course, there's the long-term health issues that come along with enjoying yourself a nice beverage every night or 15 times a day depending on who you are. Yeah, just – no, socialized medicine, if it's gonna work, it's gonna have to be, I don't care what you did to yourself, I don't care what you're doing to yourself, it's covered, get in here, it needs to be Star Trek. I've always said, like, Star Trek is the perfect system,

we just haven't evolved to the point where we can, where we're Star Trek people, and, like, everybody's working for free. As soon as we can create matter out of nothing. It's the replicator that's the key to the Star Trek economy. As soon as scarcity is no longer a problem. Well, you need energy to power the replicator, right? You know, it's not a complete scarcity-free economy.

But we're getting ahead of ourselves. I'm just joking mostly about the Star Trek thing. But health care in any sense, it's going to have to be free for everyone. And it's going to have to not matter what you did to yourself, because you can't turn people away. We don't turn people away now, right? You know, people who aren't insured, they don't go to the ER. Yeah, well, yeah.

Of course, if it's something chronic. You have to wait until it becomes an emergency. And then you get fucked financially for the rest of your life. If you've got a better system, let me know. Send your buddy Pablo in. he burns all those receipts up and you're good to go no one's harmed yeah no one no one you know what that'd be like a funny copycat crime if somebody went and did that and removed like overdue book fees at a local library and it was only like 85 dollars of all these people uh i don't know that makes me

laugh breaking into like a fucking library sneaking around that kind of reminds me of that that i don't know i think it's from a movie it's where the guy is taking too long to finish his exam and the professor's like time's up oh yeah time's up time's up and the guy's just still doing his work he's and he finally comes up to the desk. Everyone else has already put theirs in this massive pile of exams. And he's like, you know what? Time was up. That's a zero.

He's like, do you even know who I am? He's like, no. Good. And he just throws them all in the air and just runs out like, whoop, whoop, whoop, whoop, whoop. It's like, what are you going to give everybody a zero? Every man a zero? Are you assuming my gender now, Professor? I don't think so.

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That's one of the big boys. Are you much of a drinker, Destiny, or no? Fuck no. I pretend to drink things sometimes. You guys were talking about coffee earlier. When I was a kid, I used to take two cups of coffee, and then I would put in about six scoops of sugar, and then four

things of cream. But then I realized at some point, I'm not really drinking coffee anymore. I should probably just fuck off with it. I'm not much for those. My big thing is hot chocolate. That's what I do. None of us are huge drinkers. Not really. I've been drinking a little bit extra lately here, because I've taken a liking to this particular vodka. um we had a we do a drinking episode maybe a couple times a

year once a year woody is uh really really dislikes alcohol and doesn't take to it well um taylor drinks kind of socially and uh i don't know right about now i could definitely hold my own with just about anyone but um we had a guy that wings of redemption guy was on the show and and somebody really likes that guy um they have a love hate relationship with him as they do with with just about anything and everything i suppose but wings on infamously i suppose on one of our drinking episodes faked drinking like we're all drinking and and you gotta keep in mind, this was at the point where I was drinking gingerbread martinis with Woody. He and I are both

really dislike alcohol. It may have just been the three of us, myself, Woody, and this Wings guy. Wings has emptied out a liquor bottle and put crystal light in it like tea or something like that. He's not only drinking the tea. Wasn't it Dr. McGillicuddy's peach snobs? something like that

there was a couple of drinking episodes that he flubbed but not only is he pretending to drink alcohol he's pretending to be drunk and his version of pretending to be drunk is putting the recliner back on his chair and just taking a nap during the show which is funny if he's drunk but it's just bullshit because he's pretending. It would be like me drinking water over here, getting plastered, fake plastered, and then just taking a nap.

How did you guys know it was fake? How did you find out? He finally admitted it later. He's like, you know, that wasn't it. That was crystal light. Delicious. I feel like, did you guys ever have that experience in high school where you had the pre-prom or the pre-high school homecoming dance get-together with a bunch of friends? And somebody has sparkling water or whatever, and there's that one friend that thinks it's alcohol. Did anybody ever have this happen?

I've heard about it. One time in my high school life where there was just like sparkling water and we were at um i went to a prep school so all of my friends were fucking rich and i was at some girl's house and they had the nice china and they had these little wine glasses and this girl was drinking and it became very clear to everybody nobody wanted to say anything but like you know 20 minutes into this that this girl was acting like she was getting hammered and she'd clearly never fucking drank before because she was acting like it's like somebody who thinks they know what drunk people are supposed to act like and we were just drinking like

sparkling fucking water like cinnamon water or yeah oh my god yeah to be fair as like a if you drink like a LaCroix or something as someone who's never had alcohol you could probably fool yourself into think oh that's a little odd that's probably what this tastes like yeah you always hear about that though

with like the non-alcoholic kegs for like pranking whole parties and whatnot i don't know if that's just like an urban legend or people actually did that seems like a really shitty prank to be like hey guys i spent just as much money and there's no booze here's 140 prank well i mean if half if half the people at the party are acting super drunk i think that'd be pretty fucking hilarious actually that would be really funny you'd have to keep it to yourself the whole night oh yeah but you'd reveal it at the end i think i think you'd have to just to see the looks on everybody's faces with the powerpoint collage of all their idiocy i never really experienced that

because i i was kind of the the liquor hookup for like most of my friends in high school i um my dad had this guy who worked for him uh named chuck and the guy's still alive. I had a brief stint in jail recently, and Chuck was there. I was like, ah, Chuck! What's up, buddy? Chuck was like 40 years old when I was 17, 18 years old and just already ran down to the point where he looked 60. Just full-blown alcoholic. And I would just

drive this guy to the liquor store. I'd be like, Chuck, you want to hook me up with some liquor? He's like, hell yeah, man. You buy me a bottle? Absolutely, I'll buy you a bottle. And so my friends would all just give me cash, tell me what they wanted. And it was like that scene from old school, except I've got an old homeless man with me. And I'm walking. I just go into the liquor store with this 40-year-old man and be like, six pack of Mike's

Heart lemonade, bottle of Absolute, bottle of Citron. Like, just, we'd walk i remember we were in there one time and someone at the party was going to want a six-pack of um what's that awful beer that people pretend like they like in boston oh pabst samuel adams oh uh he had this six-pack of samuel adams and it comes in the cardboard six-pack, and it had gotten soggy from sitting in the freezer and it being moist in there, humid, and the handle tears away while we're...

This is like a secret agent mission I feel like I'm on. I'm 17 or 16, maybe, with this 40-year-old man, and I'm just like, yeah, that and that and that, and he's just getting it. He drops the full six pack right there at the counter onto concrete and it explodes like that scene in super bad like there's just beer running everywhere and i was ready to just ditch i was ready to just be like let's just go man you've made them you've made a scene he took a completely different attitude

he was like what the fuck man the handle was all soggy get me another six pack and the guy was like, what the fuck, man? The handle was all soggy. Get me another six pack. And the guy was like, oh, shit. Sorry about that. And got him another six pack. It was a pretty smooth moment. He was the right moment. He wasn't even being smooth. He's right. Yeah, I suppose so.

I walk around with a big bag of rice at Walmart, and it opens up. It's not my fucking fault. So yeah, there was no fake liquor at our parties or proms or get-togethers because I was showing up with the real thing. I think a lot of the parents really thought very little of me. I remember prom in particular,

like we met at one girl's house because she had like the nicest house and everybody's there in her yard taking the prom pictures and everything. The limo pulls down the driveway and it gets about halfway down the driveway and stops. And I'm like, yeah, stop right here. I got to get something out of my truck. And I hop out of The limo pulls down the driveway and it gets about halfway down the driveway and stops. And I'm like, yeah, stop right here. I gotta get something out of my truck.

And I hop out of the limo. All the parents still up at the house looking down at us waving goodbye. Get a giant brown grocery bag out from behind the seat of my truck and then sashay back into the limo. Every one of them knew what I was doing. They were all just like, there'syle getting all of our children drunk all right he's the cool kid is what they were

thinking not what they were thinking yeah all the moms were like god i'm so fucking wet i'm wetter than the floor when that guy dropped a six-pack they were sexy little kid i was the biggest scumbag in that limousine because i meanwhile like everybody in the limo had one way or another secured alcohol for themselves i was just the one who had forgotten to get it in the limo when nobody was looking i was the one that had to make that walk of shame but i wasn't above it you were the patsy i had a big old bottle i had a big old bottle of absolute in that you were a bad influence i i fucking remember in high school once i went over to a guy's house for the first or second time, and they had an open ranch-style home.

And I went in the basement with my buddy, and we were sitting down to play GameCube, whatever the hell it was, and I heard his mom be like, you know, Adam, come upstairs. And he was like, I'll be back in a second. And because it was like an open-style home, I could hear his mom whispering to him about how I was a bad influence.

Oh! I was like, at least take it in the other room you bitch you dumb cunt do you want me to come up there and oh she just said uh i was talking uh to mrs stevenson or whatever and she said that taylor was drinking at the whatever it was some something i don't remember all the words and everything it was something because recently we've been caught drinking uh and i was the patsy of oh you know it was over at his house or his parents house whatever so he's the ringleader of bad kids and i was like ah that's that's really lame yeah that's shitty yeah i wouldn't have liked to have heard that that that's that's kind of mean right no it's like oh yeah well now i'm gonna prove you right yeah i'm gonna pee and i'm gonna so that night i pissed in her potted plant did you no that would be horrible i would think if

i was that vindictive that just was like bad i was gonna say well the question was she wrong because maybe she actually like just reaffirmed her argument you were right gave her an upper decker it was hard because i had four bathrooms and I had to squat walk my way in between them. I only had one shit brewing. I had to spare. Oh, man. Has anyone actually performed an upper decker? Like, has that ever even been a thing?

Yeah, definitely. People have done that. People wouldn't call it a thing if it wasn't a thing, right? Sure they would. All they would have to do, like, isn't the entire crux of the upper decker, you take the top off and you just poop.'s not like there's one step lift and then begin yeah but you gotta get that situation and shit in the back of their toilet and it's i guess

it's funny because when they flush shit comes out you know like like it's got to smell like the devil's asshole because it's like well it would just be like brown poopy water and then maybe a few little nuggets it depends on the consistency of your shit what you'd ideally want to do is eat a lot of foliage and vegetables things that are going to be thick but small enough to go through into the toilet when they flush you just put if you put a big old ribeye turd in there it'll sit in the corner and just be dense or man you know stink up and ferment a bit i guess that's the long game eat a lot of meat if you'd like a long game thing if you want a quick quick kind of reward a lot of kale um what's

what's the vegetables oh probably just nothing but asparagus right it fucks with your pee you can't make your shit taste good cabbage yeah i feel like all these vegetables affect your piss yeah i wouldn't do that i i couldn't see myself doing that to someone first i don't want to shit at a party to begin with. I feel like that's a party foul. It is the worst having to shit at a party. I feel like it's a real party foul if you

couldn't get that taken care of before you got to the party. Especially if it's a big party and there's only one or two bathrooms. There's a line. You step in and you look around and you know the second you sit down there's going to be somebody knocking. And then that horrible anxious feeling you'll get

sitting there and then you wash your hands and you know the second you open that door there's going to be 15 people angrily staring you down. Look at Mr. I wash my hands. La-di-da. We don't have time for that. We got to make an exit. Yeah, you don't want to be that guy.

You drop one of those dumb and dumber liquid shits and some hot girl's bathroom. Duh. We don't have time for that. We gotta make an exit. Yeah, you don't want to be that guy. You drop one of those dumb and dumber liquid shits in some hot girl's bathroom, you gotta get the fuck up out of there. Yeah, it is really the worst. Especially if it's like a particularly bad shit, where it's like, now they're gonna think this is my normal shit.

If it weren't a bad shit, you wouldn't have had to do it there. You'd have held it till you got somewhere else. Yeah. What's your... Oh, earlier, Destiny, you were like, oh, I've pretended to drink things before. Do you have any good pretending to drink things stories? Oh, no, no, no. I haven't. I would never do that.

Fuck that shit. I misunderstood. No, no, that was... There was a girl at a high school, like, pre-prom get-together who had sparkling water and was pretending to be drunk no i was i didn't i didn't know if she didn't like drinking at all and you'd like no every every time i smoke i get paranoid because i always double check myself and i'm like wait am i actually high am i just faking being high right now but then after usually after a couple minutes it becomes pretty fucking apparent what's going on so yeah i guess i'm definitely high oh yeah yeah yeah that's you

don't deal with that with alcohol you're not like am i really drunk no i think like sometimes you do like what you're drinking if you're stumbling around nobody thinks they're so i guess some people do yeah i already disproved myself when i start stumbling i definitely know i'm drunk that's usually the cue uh but last night like I was playing COD and I'd had several drinks, but it was over the course of several hours. I had spaced them out to the point where I couldn't keep count of one drink an hour. I figured your

liver handles that, so you've got to add three or four to that to stay drunk. Yeah, four or five an hour, right? Stay drunk. I was talking to my friends i was like god i'm hungry and i'm out of liquor you know like like am i good to drive i don't know i was like this is how people get in trouble i'm like i'm not gonna drive but i could see how a reasonable

person would not know if and then i crashed the helicopter and caught into a bridge and they were like no you're not good to drive you're not good to drive did you ah fuck this would have been a great relevant fucking clip i don't know how much you guys do the live stream fail thing but there's a um there's a guy who is very clearly inebriated gets into his car he's got his phone mounted to his dashboard chat's like lol you're gonna crash stop and 10 seconds later he fucking crashes his fucking car oh this is a real car he's in yeah oh yeah i want to have the clip he's live streaming i'm crashing oh no i'm not but my chat's always i can grab it oh yeah the other guy yeah yeah yeah i'm sure it's real funny it's like a 20 second clip and it's just like really fucking

and then kyle if you really fucking and then Kyle if you Want to bookends that if you have any more videos of women getting hit by cars? Yeah, I linked one there. There aren't women, but they're black and it's two men It's called two guys get hit by car during a fight I don't know what it's gonna be about I I've exhausted all of the black women fighting and then getting hit by cars on YouTube. I think. It took us a couple episodes. It did.

It did. There was a treasure trove out there we didn't know about. It was pretty impressive. I'm queued up at zero on Kyle's video. Oh, I mean, I'm always... Okay, guys, I'm coming. Yeah, let's watch...

I mean, this is short into the... Yeah, 30 seconds. It's all gold. There's no... No fat on this phone. Yeah, that's better. I didn't know what fat was on a gold nugget exactly. Are you guys ready?

Yeah. Three, two, one, play. Excuse me, sir. Damn! Was that an accident? way. I think how do you like it was the highlight of the video the guy who struck the other one with the car initially then gets out with something in his hand and then another car comes up and runs the guy over who was the initial runner over so so it worked out let's uh let's watch this live stream fail that uh the destiny has here the last one is the actual uh video clip my babe doesn't want all right all right uh let me just make sure everyone can see it yeah we're good three two one. My babe doesn't want me to, but we have to.

He's compelled to. She doesn't call me to say that she doesn't want to. So we have to. Make the comment, don't drive. Call 911 on this dude. I mean that, but people from work. I'm going to call 911 on you. People from work, babe.

People from work. What! People from work! What is he talking about? Who the fuck knows? Wait a key, wait a key. Stop! Lies! Someone called 911 before he runs into a school or something. It's nighttime. They're all at home. You crashing?

I'm laughing. I'm laughing Shit he's so drunk. He's fine. Oh boy. I just saw his face. Oh my god Oh, shit. My baby doesn't want me to, but... It looked like he was dying right before he crashed. Like he was going to vomit or pass out or both. He was just like... To me, he was intently studying. He was knocked out a thousand times. Say that again?

His face, like his... It was like a boxer face when you're punch drunk later in life. That to me is drunk focus. What I'm seeing is a drunk guy putting all his effort and attention and he's trying to make sure

he's the best driver he knows how to be. It was not enough. Not in that state. It doesn't seem like it. Almost. I love live stream fails. You're always seeing some interesting stuff here. I saw that streamer a while back. It caught selling your panties or bra or something like that.

Like her email got shown. Oh, yeah. Dude, did you see the screenshot or the clip? I saw both. Oh, because she showed her email titles for like a second like a second it that's an eternity i i it is when you can pause it and then if you know the uh the key shows to deal if you're a real hacker and you have the space bar on your on your laptop then all bets are up yeah pretty much when you're live streaming,

anything that gets shown, if you've got over 100 viewers, whatever is shown for even half a millisecond is on the internet forever. Or if it's good enough, six viewers, apparently, with Mr. Deadmau5. Yeah, absolutely. He went... Well, that was less of on the screen for half a second and more like the

10th round in a boxing match. I mean, that was there for quite a while. He had a second of excitement when he came back to the computer. The final time was like, oh, some new viewers. Okay, guys, if you're just joining the chat, sorry, I'm 8th place in this Fortnite round and I'm 2nd place currently in my

real life boxing match. Welcome to my channel, Wife Smasher. What was his wife's name? Amanda or something like samantha whatever her name was i want to see her i it to me it's important to to judge that clip i don't want to rehash like our very first topic or whatever but i but i feel like if i saw her sized her up a little knew her dimensions if you will then i would that would sway my opinion one way or another because i feel like if she's a little bitty girl, like if she's a 95-pounder, then I'm less on his side. But if she's a big old gal...

I mean, she's also pregnant, so that's like a whole part of her body that you can't even... She's like Hamas, right? Like using the school children to shield their fucking military installations? Like you already can't even attack half the body. She's got a human shield. I hadn't processed this angle of it before,

but we all agreed she was being pretty unreasonable right yeah that's hormones oh no don't do it woody what this is like a thing this is a defense i'm offering not an accusation no no you can never go to a woman and say you're being unreasonable right now you're on your period so a woman can't come and start beating on me and say like oh well i'm on my period or i'm pregnant so that's why i'm doing it i don't think that's a good excuse to abuse someone if your wife is pregnant then you know you just got to deal with some shit for a little bit hey let me let me spin that one around if your husband is drunk then hey you just gotta deal with a little shit He might get a little slappy. He might be a little angry if his dinner is cold. And if you're physically cold.

Maybe he's roiding up a little bit. Maybe he wants to make some quick gains at the gym, comes home, he's a little roided out, a little upset. Maybe he just needs to fucking wail on someone for a little bit. There's a parallel destiny. The one that I'll be employing as soon as I get on TRT. Woody is planning on using testosterone and this is kind of an interesting topic dan bulzerian put his uh his uh his regimen

on his instagram the other day um does it like taking trt and stuff yeah yeah he was showing how much um how much uh testosterone he takes it was like a i'm gonna get the numbers wrong but let's just say it was 140 milligrams a week or something like that. Like he put in his entire regimen. He was like 40 minutes of sun a day. Like everything. What did people think of it?

Like were there any experts on T who were like, holy smokes, he's hitting it hard. The expert that I heard make a video on it, it seemed like a reputable like bodybuilding like YouTuber. He was like, that's what I would call like bodybuilder test not necessarily not necessarily um trt test like like that's that's sort of another level above but um that's that's pretty legit and then you know intersplice with him doing that commentary and showing dan's post where like clips of dan god damn he's in good shape like i've seen him in person and it's very

impressive, but seeing all of the clips from over the course of years if not months or whatever, he's just got a ridiculous physique. Good for him. I'm sure the TRT helps a bit. Oh, a bit?

I know, I'm being facetious. It obviously helps enormously. Well, wait, that really depends on what you mean by TRT. Because the TRT that you take as it starts to get, you know, if you're a little low as you're getting older and they put you up in the 500s or 600s, that's way different than going the hardcore anabolic steroids route. These guys are going way past that. He was somewhere in the middle, according to the YouTuber that I saw. It was above maybe what you would get prescribed for trt but it was it was below like scary levels for sure gotcha it'd be interesting to see what his like blood count like what was the actual like picogram per whatever fucking like

what was his count at yeah i i wouldn't know anything like that but it's not it's not as if he weren't like a legit athletic guy his entire life you know he wasn't some like weakling navy seal did i make that up in my head he did buds training twice and i i want to see say the reason that he like didn't make it was because he hit an officer something like that like it wasn't that he didn't make it guys on some roids you're gonna have to put up with some shit right don't quote me on that one but i'm pretty sure that that was the deal like it wasn't that he flunked out of buds it was that like he he was looking for a way out he found his way out without quitting i i wouldn't say that to the man's face oh i'm gonna do that on the safety of the internet

um i like dan dan's dan's a nice guy uh but yeah that that seemed like a pretty impressive regimen he was he was on i'd like to get on a similar regimen someday I am certainly not above Some testosterone Yeah that's the Because people are like hey with tea You do have to put the work in Oh for sure

Now I've never been on tea so I don't know I'm talking out of my butt But I feel like along with tea Comes motivation comes energy When you spring out of my butt. But I feel like along with tea comes motivation, comes energy. When you spring out of bed and feel like working out, when you get results from working out, when there is this positive feedback loop of good feelings, good exercise. Joe Rogan was talking about how he's just like, if you could bottle this and sell it, people would buy it.

They do bottle it. They do sell it. And you bought it. I like this intersectionality I'm getting from woody here this is really good very progressive politics we're very progressive basically that a lot of things play into it but yeah you're absolutely right like um and how many people know like one of the biggest mistakes when somebody wants to get into working out or doing things is where you go real fucking hard your first day because you're super motivated and you're fucked for two weeks you're gonna be you're gonna be dying from doms for the next four fucking days and then you're still gonna be kind of sore afterwards and you're not gonna want to repeat that experience it's a

lot different than being more in shape you know exercising feeling good afterwards and then wanting to do it again two days later or if you're writing out one day later and yeah yeah it's really just the frequency that is as much a benefit i I think, as the steroid, anabolic, whatever, itself. You can just work out intense as fuck for six hours, seven hours a day like Joe Rogan does, and you're fine. Yeah. Normal, really elite athletes without that kind of assistance can't do that. Jesus, I guess that Mel Gibson is on this. So check out this link.

I just scrolled down through, and there's a picture of Mel Gibson at a ball game or something do that. Jesus, I guess that Mel Gibson is on this. So check out this link. I just scrolled down through and there's a picture of Mel Gibson like in a ball game or something like that. I'll get it to you eventually. Tom Cruise is the one I always look at. That guy. He doesn't look like it to me. Like he just looks fit. Wait, Tom Cruise on steroids? What?

You don't think so? Wait, are we talking about steroids or TRT? Same thing. Performance enhancing drugs. I call them all steroids inaccurately. I always think of TRT as like a lower level, not as intense. I also don't know shit about this. It depends how much. Salt Blazarian.

Holy smokes. All right, I'm not sharing this with people and I need to. Yeah, look at Mel Gibson down there with those guns. So first, Robbie Williams. I don't really know him. Jeff Bezos. down there with those guns so first robbie williams i don't really know him um then we're looking at oh is it this is the oh that's jeff bezos i thought he was the guy from oz the the nazi dude from schillinger yeah dude tell me tell me they're not yeah that's what i was thinking too he went from prison bitch to to the rapist himself to not to nazi warlord like with a little trt all

right now we have Dan Blazarian. Is that before and after Blazarian? I can't tell what I'm looking at. Yeah, it looks like it. Okay. And then Mel Gibson with the guns at a UFC fight, I guess. God. It's the Jews! Stallone.

I'm guessing, what is Stallone now? 75. Okay. That was close. He has weird abs. Is there a liposuction going on there? Is that just loose skin? I think that's just called abs at 75. Yeah.

Your body's not meant to look like that at 75. He's also a known HGH user. He got caught going into Australia with HGH years ago, and it was a bit of a thing. And look at his, like like is his nose grown? It looks like it. I can't tell on this image actually. But looking at Mel Gibson up there

dude is yoked. If he were there as Christ was carrying the cross he would have beaten the shit out of all those legionnaires and saved him. Taylor, you're pretty yoked. You, Mel Gibson, arm wrestling contest. Mel Gibson would beat the shit out of me in an arm wrestling contest.

Look at his arms. He's got artificial benefits. That's how I imagine your arms. I can't tell. I can't tell there. I would imagine his arms are much bigger than mine. And he's got a lot of money. And I don't know how that plays into it, but it'd be intimidating.

He'd be like, all right, sugar tits, let's throw down. It would be totally worth it to get my ass beat by Mel Gibson if I also got five voicemails. From five angry Mel Gibson voicemails. Say it, say it. They all want it. It would be totally worth it. No, they're not going to get me this time. It's been a hot minute since you said it.

You were supposed to blow me before the jacuzzi. There it is. And he's right. That's a hard point. My dad had never seen those clips. My dad still thinks of Mel Gibson like the lethal weapon guy and the patriot and all that shit

right and i was like you ever hear those clips of mel gibson yelling at his ex-wife on on youtube he's like what i was like yeah like like losing his complete shit and going like like he's he's hyperventilating he's screaming at her so much nah i never heard that and he starts playing him on his on his phone the other day like we're hanging out and he's laughing his fucking ass off he's like he can't believe it he's like he's like what did he say i was like he said he wanted his blowjob before the jacuzzi he's just like ah he loved it he fucking loved it taylor's totally in his corner on that one i don't understand why the order the sequence is so important that lady's a bitch His wife is a real piece of shit. Real piece of shit. To record

someone like that? First of all, it's so disingenuous the way that people take it online. They don't even stop to consider that wait a minute, the reason that she's being so reasonable is she's recording this guy. God knows what the...

They probably just had a phone conversation where she was like you live dick motherfucker i take all your money you knock me up with your children and now i own you little weapon money my money payback money my money lucy lu and then she hangs up and he calls back and she hits record. Hello, sweetie. And then he blows up on her and she uploads that shit to the fucking internet. Oh, I don't doubt it. You're probably right. But he turned a lot of people off when he's like, I hope you get raped by a pack of... And he's like, ah, not good optics, bro.

That's how he introduced it to my dad. I was like, he told his ex-wife he hoped she got raped by a pack of niggers he's like no yes he said it i was like yeah that's the most over-the-top thing to say to someone i can't like can you imagine like beginning a sentence and it's like all right what's the worst place i could take this like that might be it that might be it the same thing happened to uh is it donald sterling is that his first name uh a real american hero yeah yeah who's the old basketball guy yeah he's the old basketball guy that had the the sugar baby i think that's what they're called And she just

Look He said those things You can't defend what he said Just like Mel Gibson But I think the reason the conversation Was so lopsided Was so reasonable Is she knew exactly how to take him to a place he had been before

And secretly recorded it If Jackie uploaded A Woody's Greatest Hits album People people would think a lot less of you, perhaps, right? Like the stuff that you said in the privacy of your own goddamn home in front of your wife about things that were stressing you out, you might come off like a bad guy. And it's just letting off a little steam. So when he said, don't be taking pictures with magic that that aids having basketball star you know like fuck him if you want as he said but they all called him racist but he was happy to let her fuck him right that's what caught my attention is like hey hang on a minute he's not racist he's he's

fine if his wife fucks magic johnson who among you can say the same it would upset me right that really that's a whole new level of tolerance to be like i want to fuck magic johnson like that's that johnson's magic cheating he's he's got aids oh wait no didn't didn't he like tamp it back to hiv or he's just been managing aids is that even possible i don't even know i think with hiv if you if you get under a certain count you uh you can't even pass it on to people anymore. And you're more or less a normal person. I believe in him. He can do it.

But did he get to AIDS and then he's managing that? Or has he always had HIV? I don't fucking know. He's undetectable now, though. I don't think you can manage AIDS. Once you've gotten AIDS, that means that your white blood cell count has fallen to such a level that opportunistic infections will just fucking kill you

you can't like manage that yeah it's just HIV he has he's managed it for a while yeah it's like that South Park where they're like all you need to do is inject yourself with $200,000 cash like African kids with distended bellies like they don't have any cash yeah

South Park I think I like South Park highlights more than South Park. Taylor, what do you think is the most worthy charity and the least worthy charity? Oh, that's a tough one. That's like a dumb charity. I'm trying to think. Like the most worthy one is probably cancer research i disagree i think it's probably up there i think it's injured veterans like that's the only one i've ever had anything to do with

you know that's the only one i've had anything to do with i always i always worked with those uh injured veteran uh injured veteran group and uh, and there was a couple guys in particular that had this. He went into a rack like me, a healthy young guy, and he came out with like – he got shot in the thyroid or something like that, somewhere weird that caused all of these other issues. It's not like he just got paralyzed. He's paralyzed in three and a half limbs. I say half because one arm works a little. But he also has these emotional issues caused by it because it messed with his hormones or something like that.

And it's just like, Jesus Christ! And just wanted to help those guys. That one, to me, always seemed like the most worthy. Although I will say this. I won't say the guy's name. Government takes care of those guys. that one to me was always seemed like the most worthy although i will say this i won't say the guy's name government takes care of those guys all right like i'm always hearing these like horror stories and trump's always being like oh yeah i got funded for this these guys are having to wait six weeks to get into a hospital it's like well well my guy he drives a camaro zr like z set what is this yeah he drives

the like the supercharged Camaro like the nicer one than mine and he's got a nicer truck than yours that has the crane that lifts his automatic chair at like out of it and in of it with like suicide doors that open up so it like it's ridiculous and it all got given to him

like and you know because of like his disability like he gets to, like, shit like what I did with him and go to all these ridiculous cool, like, places that, like, rich gun guys, like, pay 50 grand to go, like, do, like, a weekend of explosives and machine guns and riding helicopters and stuff. And they're just like, oh, yeah, that guy that got fucked in the war of course he can come too yeah all expenses paid like like you really want to be his handler i know the guy who like that's literally what he does like he's that guy's assistant so whenever we went somewhere with that guy his assistant was there and he's getting to reap the benefits too i'm like it's a pretty good gig you got for yourself huh he's like it ain't bad it ain bad. I changed my mind from cancer and veterans. I'm looking up over here.

The best one is the Chilean charity prostitute. And so you can provide a prostitute to someone as charity. If they're in a funk, they didn't get blown before the jacuzzi, they're upset, they got kicked out of Hollywood, you can send a Chilean prostitute for probably a goat, as Kyle said. Something like that.

Ladies and gentlemen of the PKA audience, I'm going to be honest, I've been having a hard time the last few months. And I need the Chilean prostitute. But in all seriousness, the dumbest one I found here is called The Naked Clowns. It said that they all have multiple sclerosis, and they want to raise a million dollars to find a cure for MS.

Sounds good, right? Yeah, yeah. But I guess they dance around naked, and they all have multiple sclerosis. Yeah, you got to pay attention to that. I don't see how this is gonna help. You got a video? I'm trying to find one. For the first time ever,

I looked up on YouTube, Naked Clowns Charity, and an image popped up that said, Nothing Found. I've never seen that before in my life. If you put Naked Clown Charity, something comes up, but I'm not gonna watch these

fucking YouTube top 10 lists of worst charities. You're WatchMojo. You're WatchMojo top 10 list. Top 10 to the Z. Hell yeah. Can watch that. Spend a lot of time. So yeah, that's a really dumb one.

And like, I love like real charities. Honestly, like I love animals. But I don't like donating to help animals before you donate to help people is a real answer to that question. So I would never donate to, what is it, Humane Society? When I could donate to fucking Veterans Foundation or something like that.

I've always thought the most impact for your dollar were the clean water ones. You know, like for $500, you can prevent dysentery to a whole group of people and really change lives. I don't even buy all that shit. I'm like, yeah, some fucking chieftain is going to go over

there to the water man and be like, I see you have brought more money for me. I am the only one with the clean water will, so you will still be paying for me and your child, my soldier now. That's what's going on there. Kony 2018, folks. He's made a resurgence.

I don't know if you knew about that. I still kick my side. I met – all right. So Kony 2012, was it? Yeah. Happened. And everyone was talking about what a fake it was. And there's something about the psyche that i'm not immune to when like everyone thinks one

thing but you hear the other it's like you've got the inside scoop so will of dc right he used to do i know he loved fps rush he used to do these reports and they kind of covered he loved me i met that guy a few times i uh he very gay I'm not sure if you picked that up from his videos. Even I picked that up. Big fan. Big fan of this guy. So anyway, he talked about Kony 2012 and said it was real. He just laid it out there.

He says, when I was in high school, those guys came. They raised money. This is a long-established thing. Invisible Children, maybe it was called, and he just laid it all out there on how everyone's saying Kony 2012 is a scam, but he knows better. Well, after watching his video, my research was complete, so I also made a video about how Kony 2012 was not a scam, send your money, you know, like like these guys mean the best and everyone is just giving him a hard time because he's successful and uh meanwhile i was on it i took a completely

different note i was like you guys are raising tens of millions of dollars for five million dollars i will put together a team of mercenaries and we will take care of this problem like at the time like i knew some actual mercenaries like that will take care of this problem like at the time like i knew some actual mercenaries like that's what they did there was this group of mercenaries and like literally like they they would get hired to protect like shipping container ships out in like the in the somali waters and shit like that like these guys were actual legit mercenaries and and it was like you know tens of thousands of dollars that they get paid for like a month-long trip or whatever. But it was like, y'all are raising tens of millions to like raise awareness?

I want to circle back to that. Give that to me, and I'll put together like an Expendables team and just sit them in to kill this guy, right? So later on, I met Will of DC, and I got to like – I was cool about it, but I was like, you! You're the guy that had me make my video. I look like such an idiot because of you all right so i've told you about my fishing trip where like we went out we fished for marlin and dolphin and stuff like that dolphin is a type of regular fish not just the mammal and um the people who were good fishermen experts running the boat would hook the marlin

and then hand it to you and you'd reel it in, which is kind of the fun part. How fun would it be to do a similar thing, but hunting pirates, right? Like, like you're out there on a container ship and, and you know, they put the gun on its bipod and say,

there you go, Woody, there's the pirate. And then you get to do the fun part. Yeah. It wouldn't be fun unless I got to aim. You would just put the bipod on the railing and get you all set up and point out which ones are pirates and which ones aren't i had this i had the same conversation with someone this is like like were

those mercenary guys and it was like they said those incursions were very rare that and if you actually wanted to do some stuff like that you'd'd go to the Middle East. At one point, I was offered this thing. They were like, you'll be credentialed as a journalist. And you'll be embedded with a military group. I was like, that sounds terrifying. I was like, I'm not a cameraman. He's like, no, no, no. You'll be credentialed as a journalist, but we'll give you a gun.

And I was like, so I'll get to fight in a war? Yeah! I was like, could I bring a cameraman? And for a short period of time, there was this idea that what if FBS Russia went to war? Hello, my friends. It's F FPS Russia, and today we are in BigJet. Can you imagine those live streams? Holy shit. That would be some crazy

fucking shit. So, guys, you're allowed to blind fire these rules, right? That was literally like serious discussions that went down where it was like, could we make YouTube videos of me just going and fighting in a war? Because, I mean, it's pretty cool when we drive a tank to McDonald's, but what if we just smoke some fools in Baghdad? Like, that's got to be 20 million views. Like, that's going to take off.

The BuzzFeed will pick that one up, I think. They would. God, dude, I actually, I would be so fucking, it sounds funny initially, but now I'm just getting mad because all I can imagine is fucking getting shot or shooting somebody or missing somebody and chats they're backseating the entire fucking way. Oh my God, like takes so long to fucking reload.

Like your elbow's pointing out way too much. What are you doing? Like, oh my god i would be so fucking mad trying to read my fucking chat while like under fire like oh dude like if you don't turn a kid that your arm's gonna fall off dumb fuck and you've got the tourniquet on and like someone else like i'm a doctor you fucking moron your arm's gonna fucking fall off you deep shit you're like oh my god i so i so wish i'd done that because i've probably been spit i'd probably been just scared shitless and not done a damn thing but but all seriousness aside so we go to the joking part like like it'd have been

hilarious right if i could have kept the the you know just done the voice and and crack some wise cracks or something while there's machine gun fire coming in i'm thinking this in my head right now like fps russia valuable property but been dormant for a while, right? If he were to make a comeback, it couldn't be shooting an Xbox in the backyard. He would have to enter with a splash. You're saying save this for soon.

Is that what you're saying? Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know, like, everything's going to cool off shortly. I'd still do it. There could be, say, restrictions that don't apply to you out of country if if if if it were offered to me like i would i wouldn't join the military because i feel

like that's a a shit job right like i have a ton of respect for the people who are in the military i thank them for their service and i fucking mean it but i would not want that position right like there's a lot of other positions that also you know fit that same that i was describing the same way i don't want to be ordered around i don't want to like wear scratchy clothes i don't want to eat shitty food i don't want to have someone telling me oh you're gonna be based here you're gonna be based i hope right now like the yolo boys are like i don't know covering themselves with sandbags like oh scratchy clothes you're right kyle that is a problem every bit of it right like like like like like every bit of being a soldier sounds terrifying however the idea of some sort of like soldier tourism where they're like yeah where they're like oh this is that guy from the

internet he's gonna be embedded with us for a while we're gonna put you in the shit we'll see how you like that you've got like a group of soldiers like 10 guys around eating their shitty mres and you're getting like uber eats from baghdad or something i'm sorry guys that looks like a shit gig you know no no i'd eat it for a week is what i'm saying like i'd be willing to experience the awfulness that is being a soldier for a week or a month i just don't want that to be my life it's what i'm saying so so like yeah even if i were up for that today. If you get killed while you're in bed, it will be your life.

That will be the end of it. What better way to go? Everybody's like, I want to die. There's an old man in my bed. That seems so fucking lame to me. It'd be cool, I think. Not cool. It'd be worthy. It'd be a worthy death to go and fight

some bad guys and die you know like if you're gonna die you know maybe you die while you're still pretty and you die doing something uh you believe in and something that gets a lot of a lot of clicks essentially yeah gotta have that i don't know what the monetization is like on war but um yeah i imagine youtube terms of service fuss about such a thing i i don't know the guys over at uh funker you know they they do uh they're they're featured on combat footage a lot on reddit and um and they they post a lot of that like military combat video and and it always i want to say it monetizes well for them it's weird to me that like legit combat footage

is happening now just because random people are bringing phones and gopros to the gopros i've seen some hardcore shit like in the last three or four years since the advent of like the 1080p gopro like i've seen like you don't even know who the bad guys are you don't know if you're on board with a bad guy even it because everybody's shooting ak's and everybody's arabic but like one group doesn't like the other. And they just roll into this village. I wouldn't call it a village more like a compound. Cause there aren't women and children.

It's like fighting men are here staging up for like battle. And this other group rolls in like eight Toyotas deep and like five men in a, in a car. And they just start running at them. Like it's fucking call of duty. Just, just gunning everyone down. And you don't know to cheer or to that's lynch that's always the catch i i i haven't seen the clip that you're describing but i often see like a really i don't know my

weapon names but like a really effective shoulder launched seemingly guided missile right and the thing zooms at some tank like thing and it's like oh did something really good or really bad just happen i'm not sure something really big happened i can tell that but i'm sure you guys have seen the video of that the three dudes that are going through the tunnel and i think it was like a 762 round grazes one of the fucking helmets and you hear the dong as soon as you holy shit we watch that it's crazy yeah that combat footage one thing that kind of bothers me um maybe this might not be a fair take or not it really bothers me when there are americans that say that they're too squeamish to watch a lot of that war footage but like they'll sit there and

they'll vote to send people off to those wars or to like engage other people in those types of activities that's something that kind of really bothers me like we pretty much unanimously in the u.s support that like droning the shit out of places like yemen but then at the same time we're like too squeamish to watch a video that doesn't even really have that much showable blood in it i don't know that always kind of rubs me the wrong way the chicken hawk leadership thing is is something that always irritated me um w i forget i'm trying to remember w of course did the Texas Guard thing To avoid war I think Cheney had some sort of chicken hawk background

Rumsfeld was not a chicken hawk And there was some more But all at the same time They were starting wars all over the place And all of them kind of dodged it themselves Obama was never a soldier But he also wasn't Trump I think had five

Enrollments For made up Hey he went to military school While the rest of these fellas Were grown men going to war He was a child when he entered the field Of combat school He said that syphilis was his

Vietnam or something like that That's pretty fucking funny That's a good line He said that syphilis was his Vietnam or something like that. That's pretty fucking funny. That's a good line. Trying to fuck all these women without getting... STDs I'm looking for was his Vietnam. I tell you, my kid over there getting his arms broken

doesn't mean a thing. I fucked 10, 12 girls a night, never got syphilis. Believe me, ask anyone. Man. has he gotten fatter? Trump? I don't think so, do you? well, he clearly got very

he got much fatter when he first got in and then he seemed to taper during the campaign like not taper, but kind of maintain and now when I see him, I think he looks fatter than he was even before I think we most know him from his days of doing the, or at least I do, maybe you guys have

heard, what was the fucking show, The Apprentice? And he was probably much thinner back then, I think, than what he is now. Yeah, he's a pretty fat guy now. Who was our last fat president? Trump. Not like overweight, but like

as fat as Trump. Wasn't it supposed to be like Taft was fucking huge? Trump out of the water. That guy got stuck in a bathtub twice, didn't he? So Taft is the nation's largest president. He stood over six feet tall and weighed over 300 pounds. A special bathtub was made of the White House to accommodate him.

There you go. I wonder if it's still there. People are like, you want to fuck in the Taft tub? Melania's like, I there. People are like, you want to fuck in the Taft tub? Melania's like, I don't even know why I'm still here. Oh, man. I want to go back to Estonia. Wherever I am from. After Taft came Cleveland.

This is in order of fatness. McKinley, Taylor, Roosevelt, and then this must be an old article because it has Clinton next and it doesn't mention Trump. Wait, was Clinton and Roosevelt that? I thought he was... His BMI was 30.2.

He's always presented as a hardcore, like, out of the woods kind of dude. Yeah, yeah. Well, I mean, he started out as a rough rider, you know, fighting the Mexicans down there, riding his horse, and then he was a big game hunter after that, of course. The guy cured himself of asthma with a rigorous outdoor lifestyle. But then, you know, he became an old man and became the president of the United States.

You know who someone bamboozles me all the time with weight is Jonah Hill. Like, I swear to God, he'll go from normal looking to not not normal level obese not super obese but that obese where the neck gets so fat that it extends past the chin area you have an inverted chin at that point he'll go from normal weight to that in two months it seems like and i think that he's trying to play off a severe disorder as as being like daniel day lewis he's like no i definitely don't eat if i eat 12 000 calories a night i would tell you they were talking about i think it might have been the joe rogan show but i'm not sure they were talking about um steroids in hollywood and they're like everyone on hollywood is on steroids that's just par for the course they're steroids. That's why these guys look as good as they do.

You take away steroids, Jonah Hill is the sexiest man in Hollywood. Get out of here. He looks pretty good now. Let me squeeze out this last ad. He may not look good, Woody. That's my point. Yeah, it could be.

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I'd seen before. I was just looking online. Can you see the bad guys? One of the issues with helmet footage, I believe, but it's not anything I'd seen before. I was just looking online. Can you see the bad guys? One of the issues with combat, it's usually just people scurrying around behind cover. I'm sure it's exciting to experience, but to watch it, it's just shooting into the distance. That's what this is for. Damn, it's going to be hard to get up-close footage

of people that are trying to kill you. We need some action cams with telephoto control. Oh, man. As soon as you hear the guns firing, it should zoom in. It'd be pretty sick if part of the Geneva Convention is like, all right, Switzerland, you're neutral forever. All you have to do, you're the cameraman. You dress up like the Swiss, and they're allowed to go anywhere in the battlefield and just film.

If they get shot, that's part of the risk of being Swiss. You guys got to take some kind of risk. And so think of the footage we could get. It would be like Saving Private Ryan level shit, except better because it would be real. Okay, I got you, Woody. I got you. I'm a little scared to show it.

It sounds like you found something pretty hardcore. Is this a death video? I don't want to watch a death video. There's no... And the people getting killed are so far... Are far enough away that you don't see blood. You have my attention. Is this the one where they shoot him with, like, the AC-130?

Oh, no, no, no. This is a gunfight. This is a gunfight. I time-stamped it. There was a bunch of shit that happened before this, but it looks like these guys are driving up in some sort of armored personnel carrier type vehicle. This is in Syria.

Oh, it's short, too. Let's watch. You got me so curious. I hope it's good. I'm ready. Ready, set, play. Alright. Can't tell what's going on yet. No, yes. See, this is what I'm talking about.

You know you're filming. You know you're filming. Put the camera on the action. They're being shot at. Look, we all have excuses. You know who doesn't have excuses? People who are succeeding. All right, well, he's going to get out,

and he's going to focus that camera for you what he don't worry here we go whoa oh wow there's even it like a hit marker oh got a hit marker on that guy oh what we got him on the run boys I I'm totally his hand is bleeding why do you think his hand is bleeding do you think he's been bleeding? Do you think he's been shot? I think he just got shot again. At first, I thought they were Americans in there. These are not American weapons. He's not aiming very much at all

No You're doing it He's doing the back seating right now This guy's aim is shit I would be lining up the front sight Between the back ones That's how you shoot You should have applied a bandage

You know I have lots of experience Shooting paper and that's not how I do it. What I have all the time I need and complete quiet with your headphones. Taylor, you don't understand. There's other people in the other lanes. It's chaos. That's true. Sometimes they shoot and it makes you go, oh.

I wasn't ready for that. They're shooting parallel to me. Last time you were on, hadn't you just recently bought a firearm? Or am I getting someone mixed up? Oh, you were shopping for one were on, hadn't you just recently bought a firearm? Or am I getting someone mixed up? for one or something? Did you ask for firearm advice, maybe?

I don't think we've talked about firearms. I've always wanted to build an AR-15, but I'm actually, I'm moving to California in a week, so I've already resigned

myself to never having a fun gun again. Oh, that sucks. You can just build a California one. I mean, you can, but like, the receivers on the AR-15s are so fucked

because you've got that weird... Do you know what I'm talking? What? You've got a bullet button. Is it? Well, what's the... Every AR-15 I've ever shot in California has these weird fucking extensions out of the front

to fuck up how you hold it or something. Is there something I'm making this up? Do you know what I'm talking about? I don't know a ton about it. It's certainly not my forte, but I'm aware that there's quite a few restrictions. Yeah, and you've got fucking 10 round magazines on like rifles and like even my glock 17 like i have to toss all those mags like i don't know i'm not like yeah what is uh why are you moving to california what's

the motivation there is it like uh to be in hollywood for the whole entertainment business thing um yeah i mean like i've got so many connections and everybody that I know lives in California and shit. And I live in fucking Omaha right now, which is destitute. I hear you. Yeah, if I was unattached, I might have moved out to California back when I was peaking.

Just because you can do collabs and stuff you know and it's win-win these things you know i show up in your video and you show up in mine and my subs discover you and vice versa and yeah cross-pollination is fucking huge yeah yeah but when you're in omaha that it doesn't doesn't happen ever way that's good you know yeah this real nasty feeling where like i'll be in la and i'm just hanging out with people that i'm friends with that all have millions of subs on youtube and it's cool and then i come back and i'm flying in my plane and going back to nebraska and i look out the window and i realize there's not a single person in my

field of view in this entire city they can do a single thing for me it just feels like really bad to be in this city and doing nothing. Warren Buffett could probably do something. I don't think that him and I would have much to talk about. Well, I mean, it would be an act of charity, but he could do it. Yeah, that's what I mean. Yeah, it would be a mutually beneficial thing. It would be me crying outside of his house with some sob story to get investment advice, in which case he'd probably tell me to invest everything in mutual funds and work hard.

Yeah, yeah. There's a whole article there about what you can and can't do with your Cali AR-15 and how to get around certain things. There's a little clip of a guy using a bullet button tool that's attached to a magazine to do quick reloads and stuff. Oh, it's that thing on the back of the handle. That's what I was talking about. It was so aggravating.

Apparently, do you see what I'm talking about? You can't have a pistol grip. Oh, is that it? That's so dumb. Dude, it feels so bad can't have a pistol grip. Oh, is that it? Oh, that's so dumb. Dude, it feels so bad to shoot. It feels horrible. Oh, God. How do you hold it?

Do you have to go wrap around? Yeah, it's just uncomfortable. There's an image down below of a thumbhole stock, which I like a lot on just about everything. Thumbhole stocks just feel very ergonomic, even more so than a pistol grip does. But yeah, it's California. If you want it,

then that's what you've got to do. Where's the thumb hole stock? Is that with the pew-pew type of one? I don't see the thumb hole stock. If you scroll down, there's a thumb hole. It's a smaller picture. Oh, yeah. Maybe I wouldn't mind something like this. I'm not sure. I've never tried to shoot one of these before. But yeah, the normal ones with that giant thing jutting out the back, it just feels real bad.

Yeah, I'd get the thumb hole stock if that's allowed that's weird they wouldn't allow a pistol grip but you could have a thumb hole stock like that isn't that effectively a pistol grip like as far as this is this is this is what i always talk about when it comes to gun legislation right is as soon as you make a law that says a they're just going to do b and b is going to be the same thing as A, function-wise, it just won't be the same thing as A as far as the look and feel. But it'll do the same shit. And gun manufacturing is a billion-dollar business, and there are some very bright guys that are into it. Meanwhile, firearms legislation doesn't have the brightest minds behind it.

Firearms law enforcement code writing doesn't have the brightest minds behind it. Firearms law enforcement code writing doesn't have the brightest minds behind it either. So they're always going to lose to these guys. There's always going to be a SIG. Sometimes they can make it suck a little, though, right? They can make it suck a little, but look at the SIG arm brace, right? You essentially get around the entire SBR thing

with a piece of plastic. Okay, look at the 10-round capacity rule. Sure. Reload quicker. Rel at the 10-round capacity rule. Sure. Reload quicker. Use double magazines. That's certainly a thing. You can use double magazines on 30s, too. From a style point of view, too, if I was going to spend

two grand putting together a really cool AR-15, having that giant thumbless stock looks like ass compared to some of the cooler... For sure. It looks like ass, but it performs the cooler for sure yeah yeah it looks like ass but it performs just the same and and they were trying to get around a performance thing right yeah that's true yeah supposedly but you have the same performance now what do you make a point obviously changing round capacity and magazines you can't get around it that's a

number of bullets that fits in a piece of the bullet plastic uh yeah that's actually the first one that popped into my head when it's like well they did make it kind of suck right and even though this guy put a button on the side of the magazine not as good as no button what is the bullet button it's it's basically so that if you want to detach your magazine there's a there's a hole that you have to put a special tool into to release the magazine but what people do is christ people do different things i've seen this sort of ring that you wear that on the back of it it's got a little uh little prong sticking out and you just use that you squeeze that into the hole there are magazines that have a little nub sticking out you just shove that in there and if you if you get good at it you're good at it it's not certainly

nothing wait you don't have that's not a rule in california is it that you have to have a tool to remove the magazine i believe. I believe the bullet button on the AR is a thing. But again, that's certainly not something I know all done about. Alright. Yeah. Okay. I don't know how they feel about belt-fed AR-15s.

I don't know if you could always get one of those. I've never seen one. You have a belt-fed AR-15? That'd be really cool. Oh yeah. I've never seen one. You have a belt fed AR-15? That'd be really cool. Oh, yeah. I've never seen one of those. I have. Oh, shit. You've probably fired multiple.

I don't remember what it's called. There's a conversion kit you can get. Turn your AR-15 to a belt fed, though. So you'd only have a belt of nine rounds or ten rounds in California? It's funny. I was about to say that. that is exactly what it would be because I believe they consider, they consider the, um, I'm struggling to think what they're called, but the, uh, the little, little metal clips that clip the belts of bolts together, they consider each one of

those like a high capacity magazine component. So those are kind of a sought after item. There's, I got bushels of them somewhere, you them somewhere. Because rich guys don't give a fuck. They just shoot belt fed machine and it falls on the ground. And all the rest of us are like, you're going to leave that there? You mind if I pick it up? And you feel like you just threw away the butt of a nice cigar. And you're like, could I take a few puffs off of your garbage cigar?

You throw them around. But at the same time, you're like, that thing is expensive. I'd have to, if I ordered those offline, it'd be a pretty penny. And he's just throwing them away.

Let's get a bucket, get a bucket, Jeremy. Not that, not anything on that level, but that's how I feel when I don't pick up my brass, right? There's always some guy like, when i don't pick up my brass right there's always some guy like man can i pick up your brass like you'd be really great if you did

because now i don't have to brass man it's really just an excuse to squat really close to people's asses i only have it good okay brass was only like really valuable if you're going to reload in my personal opinion that's where we'd always pick stuff up some guys sell it though like i used to know what the the dollar amount was for a five gallon bucket full of brass cannot possibly be that much like 80 or something if i remember correctly and i probably don't but it was certainly wasn't like 800 it was it was wasn't a ton of money yeah i i'm selling brass that probably saves that and not selling i'm giving away brass that probably saves that guy like ten dollars or something i maybe i think if you're buying i'll look it up but if i had to guess i would say like uh five five six brass is

like probably 15 cents around just for the brass yeah chances are if you're reloading you're doing a ton of shooting anyway so i mean it probably adds up they probably they probably run a lot of guys asses trying to pick up their brass i wonder how much they really save you know like because you buy reloading equipment and then you do it some more then you like automate it more automate it more i think you're always upgrading you're like if you're into reloading you spend a lot on reloading yeah probably that stuff is pricey i i have a ask credit question or 17 cents 17.8 cents uh around roughly for for brass did you ever meet someone and think wow if we had met at a different time we would have made a great couple no there's nothing holding me back yeah i guess so wait what was the question again did you ever meet someone and think

wow if we had met at a different time we would have made a great couple no but now we'll just be a great secret couple I haven't had that I have had friends like oh this guy

would make the best friend for me except you know we don't live near each other or you know or whatever different ages or something like oh man young woody would have freaking partnered up with that guy and had a blast snatched him right up that supple ass and that i mean uh i mean motivation and and and and similar similar outdoor sports. Yeah, yeah. Destiny? Hell yeah. I feel like it's really hard to say because I'm sure there are a lot of people

that I met at one point in my life that I would have liked more now, but if I would have met them at a point in my life where I was significantly different than I was now, I would have hated them then, so I wouldn't remember them. Does that make sense? Maybe, yeah.

It actually does. Yeah. I could never imagine meeting somebody and I'm like, man, you know, if I was older and more mature, remember them does that make sense maybe yeah actually does yeah so like i feel like it's like i could i could never imagine meeting somebody and i'm like man you know if i was older and more mature i would love this person but right now i'm just not there yet like it's usually the opposite for me like like oh look at this guy and his crazy hijinks like oh yeah i mean i can think of that shit all the time yeah there's a ton of people where i say it was like if 20 even even in my streaming career if 2011 destiny would have known this guy Yeah, there's a ton of people where I say it. Even in my streaming career, if 2011

Destiny would have known this guy, we would have had a lot of fun times on stream. But these days I would lose half of my fucking fans for it. What was 2011 Destiny more like? 2011 Destiny was, if you look at my YouTube videos then, I've got multi-million view videos of me talking to people how to play StarCraft.

For certain strategies, you just have to treat it like rape with the way that you hold the person down and like insert your army in the back like there's a lot of like real fucking edgy shit i also used to be a hardcore right-leaning libertarian ultimate free speech guy there's like a video of me in germany talking to a dude about how all white people should be able to say nigger and faggot however much they want like hardcore like right-leaning fucking test today yeah oh yeah that's a flip only seven years later and seven years later yeah yeah I always joke

oh go ahead I always joke like you know how like the big iCloud shit gets leaked or whatever and like the nudes of the celebrities and shit I'm always I'm waiting for the day where like fucking Skype or discord where those logs get leaked and every single like online personality gets absolutely fucking ruined.

Kind of what you guys were saying earlier, how we all say things in our own home that's not being recorded or whatever. There would definitely be a lot of fallout from that kind of shit. Do people still use Skype? Unfortunately, I have to sign up. Well, you guys are fucking using it. That's why I'm on it today. Well, I blame Taylor for that.

Fair enough. I don't even know why but i'll take the blame there's always like one of like a hundred fucking people who still use this and i'll notice it too and i signed it i almost missed this fucking shit today because i came home and i was waiting around on discord and i was like oh fuck these guys fucking use skype and i'd open the shit up and i was like oh there we go there's always like one person out of like 50 of my contacts that like it still messages me on skype we could try discord again but when we tried it the video was awful and it was like people oh actually we we used it in the our gaming sessions like three times in the last two months and uh we just said skype is doing better with the quality oh that's so weird i think that discord right now is much better for gaming

or i'm sorry for video and for voice the audio codec is better it doesn't silence people as much as skype seems to. But yeah, you can try it again and see what happens. That is an annoying problem. I don't like it every once in a while. And it'll be fine for weeks. And then out of nowhere, it'll be like, oh, well, this episode, every time Taylor says something,

if Woody laughs or Kyle says something, everybody else gets muted. I'm muted. Yeah, it's really annoying. Yeah, let's fiddle around with Discord and see if we can get that talking working. I like the way you're thinking let's give it a go like on some pkn day like a little before a little after we'll try and get it set up yeah we tried that before and it didn't work but i'm always willing to try again and we

give it a go when you were up i was saying we used it on the there's a patreon level where we play with you and we tend to use discord for that and people are robotty and bad and i don't know yeah i don't know if there's some setting like you need to flip the not suck switch and try that there's region settings and stuff i i generally i use discord a lot probably yeah three or four hours a day um and rarely have any audio issues i don't use the video though i mean i i've used it across i mean i do two podcasts now and i've seen other people i'm gonna be another podcast tonight where they do it with like 10 videos going i'm like yeah everything seems to work fine with me for discord i don't generally

have these problems so it's interesting another podcast tonight you are working today yeah is it a is it a fun one or a political one um it's a fun one the guy's name is train rex i don't know if you've ever heard of him just a bunch of like twitch streamers and shit we all get together and bullshit for a few hours is it your podcast or your guest uh nope i'm just a guest gotcha nice i was uh i had an annoying travel thing this week where a couple days ago i had to go to uh uh tampa for something and my dad lives there and so i told him i was like yeah i'm just i left it like fucking 4 30 in the morning got there and i was gonna

leave that night after my shit was done and he was like no no no taylor you gotta stay like stay the night hang out we'll we'll you know and like on the 11th and this was like a week ago at this point i'm like all right the 11th yeah for sure i'll definitely stay until the 12th or 13th or something you know just the 12th for now maybe i'll extend and so i get down there getting my work done like meetings and shit and then like at the end i text my dad and i'm like hey what's the address so i can uh uber there to to your house and we can hang out he was like and he sent me the address to his home in St. Louis. And I was like, no dad.

I mean, in Florida, like, you know, the 11th is today I'm here. And I get a call immediately. And my dad's like, you meant today,

December 11th. I was like, yeah. What did you mean? And he's like, I'm at January 11th, bud. I'm in St. Louis right now. And I was like, yeah, what did you mean? And he's like, I'm at January 11th, bud. I'm in St. Louis right now.

And I was like, so I've already extended my flight. So I'm there for another day. And so I just, he's like, well, buddy, I'm so sorry, but I guess just Uber to my place and just hang out there. And so I went there to like this like beachside condo thing and just sat there by myself for a while and then i got up and like my dad felt so bad he was texting me he's like go to this bar or this grill they've got good burgers or seafood or a grouper or whatever and so i got up and i went to one of those but it's a bunch of like groups of young kids and adults like having their own fun and i'm sitting alone at a bar eating grouper having a beer and it was just sad

and so then i went home and watched an office marathon on spike or some shit and fell asleep and then because i was like man but the next morning i'm not gonna want to just hang out with my dad for one night i'm gonna be able to do something in the morning with them maybe we'll go fish or something and so i set my flight for late in the day and i it was like i changed my flight and so i did like basic economy bullshit to when when i went to the fucking lady initially And so I set my flight for late in the day. And I changed my flight. And so I did basic economy bullshit to when I went to the fucking lady initially. Like, can I change this? She was like, no.

No, you bought poor people's seats, retard. You're going at four. And then as I was going to go, about to get on the plane, like 20 minutes till boarding, some fucking douchebag dies on the plane coming in and they have to land at a hospital somewhere else the nerve of him and so they delayed that then they had to send me to some other fucking airport i sat next to someone on the first plane that was so bad that i was worried that their bo was gonna get on me and that people were gonna think i smelled that bad this woman reached up to turn the air thing off. Thank God. We didn't want any

movement. And just her armpit being pointed up. Nationality. Hit it. Tell us. Remember with... She was black. But do you remember the Krabby Patty whatever Spongebob episode where they have that rancid burger in the bathroom

and they all smell it? I'm the youngest of us here so probably nobody gets this. So I'll skip that but anyway it was a shit a shit a couple of days very not fun being alone not how i imagine stinky woman by the way stinky well yeah you like stinky women no i was i was i was picturing her in my head when i asked the nationality and not black well your mind is not racist or he was thinking it was an indian i don't know what the oh that's what he was thinking i knew it look at the eyes okay he's like not racist there no you asked um you went early and you asked if you could board an earlier flight and i said no yeah because i i'd built or i'd gotten my initial

flight where i was supposed to go in one day and leave later that day and i i'd built or i'd gotten my initial flight where i was supposed to go in one day and leave later that day and then i had to change last minute to what i thought was the right plan and so i did and as i was changing it it was like oh it'll be cheaper to just do this like basic economy shit with uh it was through american and i was like okay and it was warning me like you cannot change this you can't transfer it you know oh this is it once you buy these like whatever like these plans are set in stone and so i did that and then it turned out they were not set in stone and the thing that i found works and i've succeeded where others have failed here when you talk to people at the counters this seems i seem to have a good success rate with this um is is if you show

up and you tell them like let's say you get a flight that leaves at like um midnight my uncle recently i booked him a flight and when he flew into I think it was Fort Lauderdale or something he flew in at 9 a.m. and the next flight left at like 9 p.m. and usually if you just if you go to the counter that like has your flight coming and it's the same airline so let's say there's a flight going to LAX at 9 p.m. with American but let's say they've got another one leaving at 5 p.m. with American as long as you go there even if it's with an economy ticket and he's like hey can I try to fly on this flight by standby you know usually I've never seen them say no to that

that's something to consider if you're ever like stuck somewhere and you need to get out early but you have to be this lady was fucking curt and I always go to those counters being so fucking courteous because I know it's not their fault I don't want to be a rude guy like you've got to be ultra fucking clear when you talk.

If you say you want to change your ticket or you want to fly out earlier, you will always get fucked. But if you say something like, I want to try to fly standby on an earlier flight, that seems to work generally. I usually have good luck doing that. I'll do that.

I've never tried the standby thing. That's a good idea. It's not strictly related to airlines. But here's the thing. If somebody tells me no, right? And it's not like my wife or something where I can just keep asking. I'm trying to change their mind. I have very little success with that.

What I tend to do, and I know it doesn't work, is I'll offer some reason to say yes that's half a joke and it's easy to say no to also. When someone says no, what do you do you do everybody to change it to a yes you know like hey can i do this okay i have a first class upgrade no what's your next move you're trying to persuade them into a thing man it really depends on what you're asking for because like if you're asking for like an extra appetizer or you're trying to convince a girl to let you fuck her in the ass like these are two very different types of appetizers what what if you want to run inside and have the taxi wait for you at the door at the curb you know and he's gonna do that

how do you tell how do you say make him say yes i'm like a decently spoken white guy so i never have problems with this usually people just do things if i ask them to i don't know i mean usually money fixes like every one of those issues right the appetizer the ass fucking and the taxi yeah that's you got 20 you got 20 because that'll get most of those things handled huh yeah it's all trying to think of it it's okay no no instant tricks yeah no i i smile you know i pull it you know andy from the office like lots of smiling and nodding yeah you know like hey can i have this no that's going to that other guy over there well i'm three times as charming as that gentleman

laugh laugh laugh still don't get it it sounds dumb but i think generally being like friendly is a really good way like if you're really with if you're really friendly with somebody people will go above and beyond um kind of like what taylor said earlier um like when i'm talking to service people i'm super fucking friendly too And I've gotten a lot of things that I don't think I should have. Like talking to a lady behind the counter that was checking me at once and joking a lot with her. She upgraded me to first class for no reason just because there was an extra flight.

And I don't think she would have if I hadn't been as friendly. That's probably the number one go-to. I almost always get my rental car upgraded to something better. Just by being nice and just asking for it politely and being like hey maybe uh maybe and you can work everybody takes a bribe by the way everybody loves bribes because we've all seen it in movies but most people never like actually done it so any if you give a guy if

you're like hey how about i how about i give you 25 you upgrade me from the explorer to the expedition and all my luggage fits. Just make it happen. Let's do it. Same thing works with police. Actually, depending on what you get pulled over for, you can do it.

0 for 3 with the po-po. If you get pulled over at a speed trap, you are always don't even waste your fucking time they're literally sitting there to give you speeding tickets you will never get out of it i don't even believe you and bicycle cops definitely gotten out of speed trap that is honesty that is pure honesty um i got pulled over going like 94 and like a 70 or something like that maybe maybe even a 65. And he's like, do you know how fast you were going? And I went, 94 miles per hour. I know because I've got the heads-up laser display, and I was looking right at it the moment I saw your blue light.

So I would guess you got me at 94. Am I right? He's like, yeah, yeah, it was 94. Well, I appreciate your honesty. I was like, what am I going to do, lie to your radar gun? He kind of chuckled about it. He's like, I'll tell you what, I'm going to write down 83. That way you're not a super speeder.

And I'm like, I'd really appreciate that because I'd love to keep my license, sir. You can definitely get them down. But if cops have set up, if you're going like 74 and a 55, maybe they'll write it down to 70 or 69 or whatever. So you're not at that 15 plus. But like if you're getting pulled over at a speed trap, they're not there just to pull you over and give you a warning. They're there because they want to fucking write some tickets. But ironically, having I think that it sounds very strange, but I think that having the firearm has actually helped me a lot when cops pull me over because it gives me an opportunity to demonstrate like extreme friendliness.

Like an officer comes over. I've got the, uh, the dash light is on. My hands are on the wheel. As soon as he rolls down the window, said, officer, I just want to let you know, I've got a firearm. If you want to go through and take it out of my car, unload it. If you want to be safe, whatever, getting to talk more and do that, I think it's gotten me because I've gotten pulled over twice with that. And in both times, they seem to be pretty jovial, actually three times.

And in all three times, they've, I've only gotten away with a warning. I've heard that from the police side too. And it coincides with what you're saying. They're like, you know, when a guy comes over and, and in my three times they've i've only gotten away with a warning i've heard that from the police side too and and it coincides with what you're saying they're like you know when a guy comes over and and in my state what you're supposed to do is hand them the concealed carry car you don't say i have a gun apparently that can make them nervous no but you just hand them the concealed carry car i got a gun i gotta where is it where's my gun i won't tell i just stole a bunch of yeah and also when the cop, this is what I'm trying to get out. What the cop said is, hey, when they started the conversation that way,

now I know what kind of person I'm dealing with. And what they're understanding is that you're a law-abiding, pro-cop kind of guy. Hey, here's my concealed carry permit. I want you to know what the scoop is. It just starts it off right. Yeah, I've never thought I'd be pretty cool with a concealed permit either i got pulled over in oregon by a female like state patrol officer and i didn't tell her about the gun because i don't like doing that and making a big stink unless it's required but she said um she said you know she didn't need to see my insurance and i was like it's in the glove box and so is my concealed carry weapon i was like if you're okay with me

reaching in there i'll grab it but just so you know there's a gun in there too she's like i got a gun too grab it i love that response like it was almost like she was like draw in uh in the state of nebraska i don't know if it was the same where you are but if you have a cc we're calling ccw series ccl ccw um they actually it shows up when they run your plates i had a really weird encounter where a cop pulled me over for i think it might i think my tags were expired but he pulled me over and he immediately asked me to step out of the car and i was very fucking nervous because i have never gotten in trouble like that and i used to about and he's like do you have your firearm on you right now and i'm like no and he's like okay well i ran your place and i see you got it blah

blah blah i was like okay yeah and he's like your tags are and I see you got it, blah, blah, blah. I was like, okay, yeah. And he's like, your tags are expired. I was like, oh, cool, I thought you were about to fucking kill me. I had the same thing. Oh, yeah. I got pulled over, and what had happened was I had a pistol in my passenger seat sitting there flat, and a truck driver had looked down and seen that pistol sitting flat in that seat, and he had called in and said that I was brandishing the weapon. It didn't happen. So all of a sudden, I'm getting pulled over by like three police vehicles.

And I'm like, what is this? And I'm looking in my mirrors. And they've got their hands on their guns as they approach both sides of my car. And I'm like, what the fuck is this? And he's like, you have any weapons in the car? So I'm like, oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah.

Lots. Lots. And he's like, could you step out? We need to take a look at them you know someone said that reported that you were brandishing a web i was like i i haven't touched them but i have them how many and i was like i don't know somewhere between 10 and 15 like like where are they everywhere they slide around i was like there's some in that that seat. There's one by my leg here. There's one in the console.

There's a mess of them in the trunk. Just come back here by the bumper of my vehicle. Why don't we take a look? Did you show them like, hey, this is me with the AA-12. 40 million views. This is why? We had that conversation as they were running each and every weapon's serial number and stuff like that. Yeah.

as they were running each and every weapon's serial number and stuff like that. Yeah. Yeah, because they're asking, you know, why do you have eight assault rifles in the trunk of your car and five handguns in various places in the front of your car? See, that's when I hit him with the sovereign citizen thing. I cause a huge scene and make a lot of problems. Are you detaining me? I am the captain of this vessel, and by maritime law, you are my subordinate.

So snap through, sailor. I will say as a warning to be responsible if you ever do this shit or whatever with guns, the way that I generally approach cops is you treat them like psychotic murdering people. You know if you had a crazy guy that looked like he could snap at any moment, you're always very calm, very slow with your movement.

It's like like it's okay jimmy nothing's gonna happen nobody's you do the same thing with cops you don't want to do the whole um hey cop just letting you know um i've got a gun right over here in my glint like don't do like keep your hands on the mail hey just letting you know i've got this and you know and every time a cop asks me like i need your registration like okay my registration is in my dashboard is it okay if i reach over and open it and grab it? And the officer's like, yeah. He's like, okay, I'm going to reach over and do that. I don't know if you guys saw the video of the cop

with the black guy at the gas station. Yeah. Yeah, where the cop's like, do you have your license and registration? And the guy's like, yeah, let me get it. He reaches in his car, and the cop just starts fucking shooting at him. And the guy's like, what the fuck?

Yeah. And it was like, oh my God. I asked you if you had it. Not where it was. Or you see, one of the most troubling videos, I asked you if you had it. Not where it was. Or you see one of the most troubling videos I know you guys seen these all one of those troubling videos that I've seen of all time of a fucking cop interaction and it Actually bothers me more than any torture gore fucking lively shit. I've seen is the Ben Shaver Ben Shafer a Ben Shaver one It's the guy that's my memory. Oh

Yep, the guy that was in the hallway right yep the guy that was in the hallway oh my god it was so fucking uncomfortable watching that this drunk dude who's like out of the guy's like fucking get on your knees fucking put your hands up hold your pants and put your fucking hands up what are you fucking doing hands up crawl to me yeah like the most fucking lethal game of Simon Says like ever recorded. He's like trying to crawl and his pants are, he's like crying and the cop's like, oh my God, dude. Oh, so uncomfortable watching it. And he was drunk, right?

Like I, oftentimes. The cop looks like John Wick or something. He's all tatted up. His AR-15 has like born to kill written down the side or some crazy shit like that. Oh, man. Oftentimes I put myself in that situation and sober woody doesn't have a problem there right you know crawl hands up and it's like officer i'm having a hard time with your instructions you'll be to walk on my knees like like you know work with me here and uh but drunk

him didn't know what to do he's pulling his pants up like me right now i know the scariness of that move that guy just wasn't understanding what he was doing to the cop yeah and the cop wasn't understanding how he was terrible his job it's not even just like a drunk or sober thing but like i like to think that sober i can handle it but honestly like when you get really fucking scared you kind of just start doing things automatically like this is one of the things that irritates me when people talk about like certain Gun owners do this shit a fuck ton And I'm sure Kyle. I'm sure you've seen this like the guys that are like oh, yeah Well, you know like I've got a you know

I've got like my back holster and if anybody ever you know comes to me like I'm gonna do like the 52 step different kind Of fucking like armament process and it's like I like in an actual shooter I don't know if your brain will actually function in that way You know like people like resort to really baser things especially if you don't have a lot of training. And like the idea that if I would have two cops in a hallway, like staring me down with fucking assault, like air 15s or whatever, I don't know what I would do. I don't know if I would like start crying or if I would like reach into my pants and be nervous. Like, yeah, it's really hard to think.

And then to be drunk on top of that. Have you ever shot competitively, Destiny? No, God, no. Oh, no. I have. I'm not good enough to. I don't mean to brag that I No, God, no. Oh, no. Yeah, I have. I'm not good enough to. I don't mean to brag that I'm something special. But I've done it, and I've seen the difference between, like, you know,

range day Woody and competitive Woody, and there's a big drop. And I can only imagine what shootout Woody, how incompetent that version of me is. Yeah. Can we watch a little bit of this clip? Is there music? I think there is. No. Let me just double check.

No, there's not. It's silent. Alright. Watch some two minutes. Alright, ready, set, play. Everybody freeze. I don't think I've ever seen this movie. Everybody freeze. Everybody down on the ground. Well, which is it, young man?

Is that John Goodman? You want I should freeze or get down on the ground? You mean to say, if I freeze, I can't rightly drop. And if I drop, I'm going to be in motion. Shut up! Everybody down on the ground Y'all can just forget that part about freezing now Better still than get down there Y'all hear that don't you

Alright that's all we need I just couldn't help but think about that scene from Raising Arizona When we were talking about that If you've never seen Raising Arizona It's a classic film Nicolas Cage is in there too. I want to say it's a Coen Brothers movie. It's top notch, top tier,

just five stars all the way around. Beautiful, amazing, funny, silly, ridiculous movie. Great, great movie. You know what's great? The Marvel Universe is amazing. I want to have Harley on here to discuss this. Unless Destiny's the kind of expert he is. Uh-oh.

I was seeing Thanos compared to Darth Vader. And I'm like, you know, he's a pretty well-developed villain. There's something there. You know, the idea that Thanos is working in a good way. He's not just a stupid, dumb. He's intellectual. He's compassionate. He has feelings. He's not just a stupid, dumb... He's intellectual. He's compassionate. He has feelings.

He feels like he's doing the right thing. If you challenge him intellectually, he explains his side. It talks about his background and why he feels like half of every living creature in the universe must die. And you're like, yeah, this is a pretty well-developed bad guy

with pretty well-developed good guys. The Marvel Universe is outstanding. Yeah, that's more about previous directors doing a bad job at fleshing out their villains than the Marvel Universe being good at making villains. Because a lot of the Marvel villains have really interesting backstories like that. I've been watching – I watch Comics Explained. I don't know if you ever watch this YouTube channel. It's just Comics Explained. And this guy is an absolute expert on both the DC and Marvel universes.

And he makes videos that go anywhere from three to eight minutes to two to three hours about any given subject in the Marvel or DC universe. And sometimes he'll tell the entire story. Sometimes there'll be a mini series comic event where it spans many issues of many comics and takes maybe months, if not years, to flesh out the whole story. And he knows it all by heart seemingly because he'll just it's like he's telling you a story from his childhood yeah yeah yeah fuck him it's not hockey talk but i love taylor i just think it's funny that he's like because i'm like man you gotta give this a shot it's really a lot better than you think yeah wait taylor does he like hate marvel movies or something yeah pretty much he doesn't like them

i think he amps up his dislike a little bit for the show because it's good video but is he like a film buff or no he likes he likes movies but marvel is not his thing like really not his thing and i'm like man you're not giving it a chance thanos is the best villain since darth vader and he's like yeah you guys finish this without me superhero movies are a type of thing if you're not into them i can understand the annoyance villains since Darth Vader. And he's like, yeah, you guys finish this without me. Superhero movies are a type of thing if you're not into them. I can understand the annoyance. I love it a lot because when I was a kid I wanted it so bad and there just weren't any.

And now as an adult, they're here and it's like I can eat all I want. It would be like if you grew up without candy and suddenly you became an adult and Reese's Pieces and M&M's were just now being invented. And you were like, I always wanted a little treat that I could just pop in my mouth with a chocolatey and delicious and now they're just making them yeah just making them but they're spending quarter billion dollars on each of them and they're making them not 90 minute movies that are goofy and made just for kids

they're making them for adults with blood and gore and real feelings and good acting and great actors and and it's it's a cool thing because i grew up with like the x-men cartoon and you know the the um i grew up with the x-men and uh spider-man and batman and i loved that shit i loved it so much my cousin had like x-men comics and i remember reading like you know about bishop and and um and mr sinister and um apocalypse and the whole apocalypse war thing and like and being like man why don't they put this in the fucking cartoons this is hardcore comics were lame when i was young like and i watched them because i was don't worry they're still lame like uh justice league do you ever see justice league clips on youtube like

interlaced with what's going on? I have watched every Justice League animated film and the cartoons, yes. I love them. Justice League Saturday morning cartoons compared to what we have now? Stupid. Disagree. Disagree. The Justice League movie was the biggest pile of steaming bullshit garbage

ever. I like the Saturday morning cartoon version of the Justice League better than the movie they made, but I really love the animated films that dc made okay i think you'll be on my team with this one uh-oh 1960s adam west batman is the dumbest fucking thing to have ever been dumb him surf no that's my that's my favorite batman i'll defend that Batman. Sorry about your chromosome. I'll defend that Batman by saying that what they were going for there was to recreate the comics of the 50s. Right? They were taking these 1950s comic books and putting them on the screen in the 60s.

And they did a really accurate job of doing it. Batman was a detective who ran around during the daytime hours. Sometimes he used a fucking gun and was kind of campy right you know and every time he hit somebody it was boom pow zing and like you know if you're a kid that was fine now now when i look at it i think it's just a travesty of course but i didn't like it as a kid i was like this is too stupid and shouldn't suit or shouldn't bat Batman be in shape? Oh, that was my favorite part about him. He was a real man.

You know? Even as a child, I'm like, I'm as capable as this man. Oh, man. As a kid, it lets you put yourself in the shoes. What if I were an overweight, middle-aged man? Hypothetically. This is kind of dark and really uncomfortable to think about it.

But when you look at where media, technology, entertainment is everything, people very quickly will readily admit that we currently live in the best time period of all of human history. But how horrible would it be if we actually are currently living in what will always be the best

point in human history? What if the global warming shit and the or nuclear war not nuclear but like mainly the global warming shit i guess is what i look like uh or like at like what if you know 50 years from now shit is actually like on the decline and shit is fucked and we managed to be born in what was actually the peak of all of human existence would be a very interesting thing to think about well Well, the fact remains, Global Warming is a bunch of gobbledygook nonsense, never been proven.

The Chinese, actually, I hear this from Trump, he heard it from a lot of people, he assures me, they are the ones doing this. So, take that back to your soy boy latte camp, and let me get banned from Twitter again. I forgot, Trump literally said Global Warning is a Chinese hoax.

Yep, to make our manufacturing non-competitive. He's tweeted that like 25 times. No matter how retarded it is, I stand by it. What if it is? It's not. I know it's not. I know it's not. What if it really was?

What if after all this time, they're like, oh, even the media not know. Oh, man. We have these whitey soul fool. They print our lies. For destiny. It would be great. It would be great. All right.

Trump is implicated now in two felonies. Are you sure? He tweeted he wasn't. Two years ago, I kind of had hope he'd be impeached right that was like a thing i wanted now that they actually have him on impeachable offenses i'm like yeah but these aren't the offenses i'm looking for right like let's assume that he's guilty of what's what he's being accused of if people don't know here's the scoop he he fucked a porn star and a playmate if that's a porn star i a playmate if that's a

porn star i'm not sure raw dog in it while his wife's at home taking care of his new baby yeah close enough to porn star and uh and then he paid hush money to at least one of them both of them received their hush money he might have not paid uh um the empire what the fuck is that newspaper called yes the inquir. He may have not paid them. But anyway, in either case, it's an in-kind campaign donation or some sort of illegal, unreported campaign

expenditure. FEC violation. It's a felony. It's an FEC violation. But I'm like, man, if you get this guy on this, then a third of our nation is going to think it was a coup they're going to feel like this was not an impeachable offense where are you on this i said this exact thing like actually i think it was when i want to say it was when comey got fired

quite a while ago and i said man you know what would suck is if trump ended up having impeachable charges brought against him but it actually wasn't for anything to do with russian collusion how interesting would that be um yeah i thought about that it's very yeah like nixon got impeached and apparently it was on the cover-up right you know he got impeached for obstructing justice essentially i think and uh you know trump's done done, I think, that too. At least, yeah. But, you know, if Trump's to get impeached, I want the sanctions that the House and the Senate passed because they're doing something. There's a quid pro quo type deal in there.

You know, I don't want it to be because he was hiding the fact that he raw dogs porn stars while his wife's at home with the baby. Yeah, for sure. I mean, well, I mean, why did Clinton get impeached for? Right. Although he wasn't removed from. There's like technically no such thing as an impeachable offense, right? It's just charges, bro. Yeah, it's just charges. High crimes and misdemeanors, I guess.

Yeah. Is that everything? It could be anything. Yeah. Yeah. From like, he's a loiterer. Teresa to jaywalking. Dude, if he got impeached for loitering even i'd be on board

you're like look at him look how long he stood at that t-box on that golf course and made those people wait it's one of those things where like the investigation has sprawled out so much that i'm just not assuming anything until shit gets filed like i feel like every time new shit drops it's just like unbelievable like the shit that manafort is getting destroyed for everything going on with fucking cohen like holy shit like all of the if you read any of the indictments with the um with the russian agencies that were operating in the u.s for election relationship that internet research agency if you read the um how the investigation laid out the entire um spear phishing hack from the uh from the russian ordered basically from the kremlin to the dnc server and everything like

man there is just so much i'm just waiting for like the Kremlin to the DNC server and everything. Man, there is just so much. I'm just waiting for the fucking dust to settle. Because at this point, we've worked our way up so much of Trump's staff and now we've got so many rumors have been dropping that Trump Jr. is getting an indictment soon and he's in fucking Canada hiding from that. Jesus.

Who knows where things will end up. I wouldn't even try to. Really? When I say hiding in Canada, I think it's mainly to avoid media and shit. He's not going to actually avoid U.S. justice. I'm with you. I'm waiting for the

dust to settle. I want to see what actually happens. Trump seems like the kind of guy who's sort of insulated himself in a lot of ways. What matters to me is let's see what can be proven that Trump did, what he knew and when he knew it, et cetera, et cetera, and what can he actually be charged with. And then what does Congress do about that?

And what are the ramifications? I think before we know any of that, it's like, we're just, because every day I read, like, I saw an article yesterday, Trump will spend the rest of his life in prison and i'm like i don't know about that one probably not i think this thing is happening it's only he only has two years left i think right i think he's not getting re-elected oh he'll get re-elected unless unless they stop him with these with no investigations no he doesn't do anything about the border situation which is what is what most of his base really cares about, and he's

prioritized tax cuts that probably more overwhelmingly, you know, it helps people in the middle class a tiny bit, but not anything compared to giant corporations. They got the huge cut in people who make most of their money off financial speculation, but if he doesn't do something about the border,

I think he's going to get walloped in 2020 if he kind of just the border becomes nothing and he just keeps being a big, bloviating, talk big, do nothing kind of guy. Well, I mean that's what populists always are. Populists will always come and promise you the world. They say that the entire system is corrupt and they're going to come in and change everything. But then what you find out is they have no political power and they can't. But what it's going to come down to, I think, is world events. out is that they have no political power and they can't.

But what it's going to come down to, I think, is world events. Like that 2013 Syrian war drew the entire world west so much, or right, so much more than they were before, where all of these parties, AFD in Germany, these radical parties in Sweden, the more right-leaning people in the United Kingdom, like all of these parties

are getting more support because this immigration, this refugee crisis and shit is pushing people into these anti-immigration sentiments. If we get a real big terrorist attack or some shit, this is the type of stuff that empowers populists, or especially totalitarians, right? You need a strong leader to respond effectively and quickly to these terrorist activities. And the only way to do that is to elect a strong, usually male figure that can do it. But if things continue to be okay and the economy is kind of going, or at least the markets are kind of slumping right now, and there's no big terrorist attacks and like uh like taylor

said uh trump can't deliver on the wall or get any of his promises through then yeah i could see like a democrat president stepping in we already saw like a big fuck you in the house oh yeah it's not over yet if he doesn't do anything with the border it's not just going to be a little win or a little loss like he's going to get hammered i think he's going to get smashed and i think it's going to be because again you can't time the market but market's already down for the year right there's two weeks left and the market's down like we're so overdue for a recession oh yeah yeah it's not necessarily trump's fault right he did the tax cut but he took credit for the gain so he's gonna get credit for the losses he was the one coming in saying the markets are gonna

be taking credit for the losses and he will whether he wants or not. He'll be blaming the Fed. He'll be blaming the Democrats who got elected. Go ahead. Now, this is where Obama's economy starts. I don't know. I think I think he's going to have a hard time talking about how great the economy is or maybe not. I keep keep flipping on this and I'll tell you why.

He can say anything, and his supporters believe it. I wrote on Facebook today with one of my flat-earth Republicans who believe anything. I'm like, Trump should just say he built the wall. I stole it from Reddit. Just tell your people

they believe everything you say, and it'll save billions of dollars. Just say the wall's done. He's going to win for a few reasons. For one thing, the Democrats don't have anyone to challenge him, really. Is it going to be Biden? How old is Biden? We've got like a year left to see Democratic candidates come out.

Yeah, we do. Right now, I saw some of the ladies who are frontrunners. Oprah's one of them. Oprah's not a frontrunner. Michelle Obama. No. These are some of the ladies that are being put forward. No, it's going to be like a

Beto guy or whatever. And Beto was the third. Yeah, that was the third. That was the third name that was put forward today. I think they might have good luck with Tulsi Gabbard or Kamala Harris. There's a difference. That'll go well. Bernie Sanders is still going to be in this mix. Bernie is still going to be playing

what do you call it? He's still going to be in this mix bernie is still going to be playing um what do you call it he's still going to be like like like muddying the waters for the democrats and pulling them far more left than they want to be while trump is up there able to say anything and everything he wants to i agree with woody and people will just believe it trump's going to win he's going to i i unless unless they find him guilty of a crime and actually impeach him or they they prove that he somehow even if they are they't impeach him, but they prove that he did something really dirty with the Russians. That's the only way he doesn't become president in 2020. I feel like people forget this, but Trump barely won in 2016.

Now, a lot of people like to, I don't know, think that it was unprecedented or uncalled for. He had like a 25, 30 percent chance of winning an election. He barely won and he won it against the worst Democratic candidate possible. Hillary Clinton had so many skeletons in her closet. We had how many fucking hearings on Benghazi? We got how many little fucking drips from our little soy boy Ass Assange, about fucking emails or some shit, which nothing ever came of. We got so much. And even with all of that, Trump won by like five, a five figure like vote thing. It was like 30 or 40,000 of the right votes were in the right spots for him to win. I really, without things going dramatically differently, I just can't see Trump. And I know I hate him. I'm not trying to be biased, but like unless the Democrats really fuck up their candidate pick, like as long as they pick somebody reasonable, I just can't see Trump. And I know I hate him. I'm not trying to be biased, but unless the Democrats really fuck up their candidate pick, as long as they pick somebody reasonable,

I just can't see Trump doing it. Even the own Republican Party is divided against him like crazy. They'll solidify for this election, and what's going to happen is that the Democrats are going to have what the Republicans had last cycle around. They're going to have 15 or 20 candidates who are going to rip each other apart and go back and forth for months for months

and and and bernie sanders is going to be way to the left and some of the more you know the self described socialists are going to be way to the left and then you're going to have guys you're going to maybe have biden in there i feel like that's their all-star even though he's he's way too fucking old i i i think biden i think b. I think Biden brings Obama big time. Obama will ride on a bus with Biden anywhere he wants to go, I feel like. And Obama is definitely the best tool that the Democrats have

in their box. Renowned Hispanic. Keep in mind that Hillary and Obama tore each other's throats out too, but I mean, McCain came up there and got absolutely fucking crushed anyway. And Hillary... But it was just the two of them and it and it was brutal though they really went at each other i think i honest to god think mccain could have won if that palin shit didn't come i was about to say the only reason the only reason mccain lost is because he picked sarah fucking

palin the dumbest woman in alaska and that terrible. He especially got smashed when the financial crisis got bad. He did some grandstanding. He canceled his thing. He went and acted like he was fixing the financial crisis as a senator leading into it. And he was hawkish for all the wars that by that point had gotten pretty unpopular. No, McCain was one of the only people that was against things like enhanced interrogation and whatnot. He stood against his party on that because he'd actually been like brutally fucking tortured by the torture thing yeah but he was he was really interventionist in the middle east like he wanted us all over there and well i mean to be fair literally

everybody is interventionist in the united states democrats and republicans alike are insanely interventionist regardless so it's the most annoying thing about this dichotomy of parties it's like no matter where you go like it's like oh okay so the voice of let's get the fuck out of these places we don't need to be is never to be found it's always like well i'm very conservative slash very liberal but we still gotta go in there and spend 15 years and countless lives of ours and other people and it's like taylor please get it through head. That person we're attacking is a madman. He's a madman. He's a total madman.

We were friends with him 10 years ago, but that was before he went mad. Are we talking about Gaddafi? Are we talking about Saddam Hussein? Literally all of them. What are we talking about? Yeah, right? He's been sitting around eating paint chips the last few years apparently

a paid chip dig i like it yeah it it really is like there's no point even speculating on it because yeah anything could happen before you know like you were saying kyle you think they might line up 15 of them on the democrat side they are they will i think they might do what they did last time and like cull it down before that, like in these last two years of his presidency, and try and be like, okay, Beto, he didn't go through.

Okay, no more for him. Okay, Kamala Harris is testing really high. No, I don't think so. I think that they are going to be afraid of what happened last time. In essence, they got called. They were like, you're being a kingmaker. You're pushing Hillary Clinton

and ignoring all of these other worthy candidates. They don't want that stigma on them again. So they're going to be like, anybody who thinks they can do this job, just stand up, step forward, approach the podium. We've got 87 microphones. Yep, yep, yep. Everybody, make the stage bigger. It's going to be a lot of

candidates. I'm running. I'm going to have to private the previous 416 PKA. And say what you want. And this one, too. You can say what you want about that buffoon we have in the White House, but nobody draws a crowd like he does. You could take every Democrat that exists. No.

Trump doesn't draw a crowd like Trump did. Bernie draws a crowd, but not as big as Trump's. I don't know those Bernie fucking rallies and shit were insane populism works even when it's on the left and Bernie is a left leaning populist like absolutely I agree with you 100% but like I'm telling you I went to one of those Trump rallies

it's ridiculous it's ridiculous the people it's not like it was it absolutely is I would never go to one because it seems like a waste to go to any political thing but these things are enormous even the ones he just had for the for the for the you know the the congressional election cycle he was putting seven ten thousand people in a building and then thousands more outside watching on jumbotrons just because he's in in kansas and indiana and like boondock nowhere like i'm telling hickory north carolina do you even

know where that is i've been there i have to once and there were there were thousands of us in that auditorium there were thousands more outside there were 30 protesters there obama we wait 80 000 person stadiums. When? To be fair, he was the first black president too, right? That was like a story. There was also a football game. That's what I'm going to do. I'm going to go to

Michigan State and just make all of my campaign posters their team colors and green screen myself. You're probably wondering why I asked you all to come here. Welcome to Super Bowl 52. I'm like waiting to make points. It's like, and that's why we're going to put this country.

Oh, they got stopped at the one. I'll tell you in a minute. We're going to put this country back to work. Donald Trump drew a crowd work 57 million last night for his first campaign rally at super bowl 52 now i think what i actually think is going to sink trump and this is just timing guessing is the economy will be hard to call good right already the stock market kind of sucks it's down this year flat but down. But the employment numbers. He's not going to be getting 150,000 jobs a month,

250,000 jobs a month in 2019 and 2020. It won't be his fault, but that's the only thing he has going for him. We're at the peak. We're overdue. It'll all depend on what happens. I don't know anything about job numbers. I don't think anyone could forecast that stuff if they could.

Our economy wouldn't go in these dips and dives like it does every four to eight years. But I'm just saying, I just don't think the Democrats can muster up a decent enough candidate. I think Trump is a great attacker, and there aren't very many good counterpunchers on the left. That's what you need. You have to counterpunch, but not hit it. He's like a tar baby, right? You hit him too hard. You get.

Oh, shit. Oh, shit. He's got me. He's sucking me in. Kyle, you don't look very presidential while you counter attack Trump. Exactly. Right. Did you just did you just suggest that Mr.

Trump's penis wasn't as big as yours? Yeah, you're going to be our choice. Please. But he literally said my dad was a serial killer. That would be so fucking funny if Bernie started – well, first of all, they're not going to let Bernie do it again. They already shut him down once. But if he came out there and sank to Trump's level and started bragging about his dick, Bernie's like, actually, even though I am in favor of redistribution,

we could redistribute my cock to all the rest of you and up the average. That's how much meat I'm working with you. That's why I ride the bus. There's not enough room. My cock's just hanging out. Everything. I don't have a stiff leg. I'm a healthy New York

Jew. Vermont Jew. But this everything you know i don't have a stiff leg i'm a healthy new york jew i'm not jew you know but this cock my god they all of the all of the trump all of the trump tweets work like like campaigning against him like they write the ads write themselves the challenge with it though is that he doesn't get penalized for lying and there's i mean every i feel like liberal is on this side like they conservatives just make up random bullshit and then it's on the liberal to like run to wikipedia or fact check it or google it or whatever and then it's shit too it's it feels bad even when you come in with facts i watched at politicon um do you know charlie kirk is no charlie kirk debated a guy called sam cedar i think sam Seder is a very intelligent guy.

I enjoy watching him. I think Charlie Kirk is a massive piece of shit. One of the big people behind the PragerU website. I don't know if you've ever seen this god-awful fucking website. But Sam Seder has facts. And he's like, you know, you talk about the stock market making gains. Well, 86% of the stock market is owned by wealthy people in the United States. This is known.

And Charlie Kirk turns to him and he's like, well, actually, the reason why it seems like 86% is owned by the wealthiest is because they're actually managing that as like 401ks and pensions for everybody else. And it's like, and like, I know the study, that's not true. That's just totally fucking fake. But Sam Seder's kind of there like scratching his head

and he's like, well, fuck, I thought I had this fact. And Charlie Kirk just totally dismantles it and with something that's totally not true. And it's like, what the fuck? This is so painful to watch happens all the time i was watching pelosi and schumer like trump is out there he's got a card with all these stats on how amazing this border is holding up or something then he's saying we need to do more border which kind of countered his own argument and then he goes on there and uh what he was bragging about the senate and something else i just lost it

uh but you know they were just like what you're saying like you're you came here and the things you're saying don't pass fact check yeah like even basic fact it's not only a complicated thing but you're just like selling basic lies like i had one of the largest electoral wins like of any republican i was like no but you didn't we can all look this up like it's not it's frustrating that like being accurate being inaccurate has no penalty for trump and whoever runs against him is going to have to somehow solve that puzzle if they want to win it's really painful if you look up like um i always challenge this because obviously when i talk about this i get a lot of angry trump fans in my chat i always say like can you guys link me a single video where trump is talking and he sounds actually intelligent

and well-informed on the issue he's talking about? No one has been able to do this. And I always go back and it's like... I can forward you a thousand videos of him being hilarious. Yeah, unintentionally. Unintentionally, usually. Montages. Did you see the one where he thinks...

I'm like 85% sure that he thinks that stealth planes are actually like the invisible plane from Wonder Woman. I've always resisted that one. I've always resisted that he thinks they're invisible to the like the invisible plane from Wonder Woman. I've always resisted that one. I've always resisted that he thinks they're invisible to the eye. I know you say that. And when I first heard it too, it was in my immediate reaction was, come on, guys, like Trump doesn't think this. You're taking something out of context.

But man, when you watch the videos and he's like, you know, our planes can be right by these other guys and they can't see them because they're invisible. I'm like, oh, I don't actually know. I can't tell if he's trolling or not like i don't know what he thinks my wife dislikes trump and she gets frustrated by like every issue of the day and i'm always like no save your outrage for the important ones the ones where he's actually doing something that matters to america sometimes people get mad at i don't know dumb misstatements. Oh, his dentures will come out and he'll pronounce something improperly. You know what?

I'll let that go. Or maybe he'll walk off the stage when the prime minister of whatever country is trying to get him to stay and he's just wandering. Sure. I actually think it's a low energy thing. He has these issues. I know, right? Needs that TRT. We're bringing it full circle.

I want to get Trump on TRT. Put him on a plane, mess up his time zone by like seven hours, ask him to work these long days, and he just gets frustrated. And he's like, fuck it. Why am I standing on stage here exactly? Trump is talking about putting Chris Christie in as White House Chief of Staff. Oh, my God. I'll tell you what. You put me in in charge of Trump's campaign.

I get him reelecteded no problem. Two things. First, get him off of... First, you need a pardon. Yes. First, you need a pardon. Second of all, now we'll get you elected, Mr. President. I'm going to need you.

Forget about foreign policy. Forget about domestic policy. Mr. Pence is going to be handling that for the next two years. You, you sir are going to be working out we're putting you on trt and you're going to pump some fucking iron when you show up and you you're you're gonna you're gonna pull that he's gonna pull the power move when he comes out to the debate stage he'll hide the bod for a while and then there'll be a big reveal when he throws the suit jacket off on stage and the shirt is tight.

And you can see pecs, and you can see the ripple of abs, and he's got fucking... No, no! Under my tutelage! We're bringing Stallone in! Listen, what you need is one large taco meal a day. I brought Mr. Stallone in to help. Well, what you you don't want to do is you're gonna go on

the ministry all right all right trump we're bringing in a sex swing i'm telling not for sex you gotta hang on it and shit no you get him pumped up so he is virile vigorous and potent when he's when he shows up on the debate stage so any fucking lily liver democrat they throw up there looks like a man-boy next to him. That's right. When he steps out, it's clear who the

alpha male is. Like, he's literally muscular and frightening when he gets on stage. No more double chin for this guy. All right? That's step one.

And he's got two hours, two years to accomplish it. He could do it. With, you know, Mike Pence handles everything else. Step two! No more non-teleprompter speeches? he legal i'm in his ear in an earbud because i got good quits all right i like i watched

those debates and the whole time i'm like he should have said this it would have been you would have killed it would have killed legalized marijuana and then and then it's gg it's gg it's over you legalize marijuana you suck enough of those bernie bros. You suck enough of those Bernie bros away. You suck enough of those independents over to the right. You pull and you've got it. Because nobody on the right cares anymore. Nobody on the right gives a shit anymore. If he were to do it, he wouldn't lose a single vote from his base. He would only

gain millions more from the left. You know what would help a left candidate do really well? Like guns. Like guns a lot. That was one of bernie's strongest selling points being from fucking vermont bernie had a really reasonable stance on guns okay well compared to hillary who literally wanted to make it so you could sue fucking gun manufacturers for for a democrat for a democrat bernie had a really reasonable stance

on guns i was really happy with that i don don't know. I've said it for ages. The Republicans shot themselves in the foot by being anti-gay forever. Like, do we even give a fuck about this? Like, all it does is hurt you. There are some issues that you need to fuck off from. You just don't talk about them here.

Democrats need to get a better stance on guns. I'm okay with still fighting over it, but you've got to get a better... First of all, don't put a fucking person over there that doesn't know what the fuck a gun is. If you've never handled a gun before okay

shut the fuck up and don't talk about them when you get up there talking about assault carbine rifles with your 72 clips but shut the fuck up like you sound so stupid firstly okay and then um the second and then for the republicans okay i don't know why i'm saying this i hope they don't listen to me stop fucking talking about abortion okay stop trying to fight against abortion you're killing yourselves with this issue like you're killing babies there's no evangelical that's gonna vote for a fucking democrat there's no evangelical that's gonna suddenly start voting democrat because you're not talking about abortion like just stop stop fucking talking about abortion just leave it alone they're losing issues it's such a dumb issue stop

it when i'm on the when i'm in the inner circle, Woody, I'm using that one for Mr. Trump. He's going to love that. Got no problem with abortion. Think about it this way, people. Only liberal babies are being killed. One less liberal baby is a good thing in my eyes.

I say, I am putting new funding forward for Planned Parenth parenthood i am giving them one trillion dollars with this new influx of cash by the year 2040 there will be no more liberals i am introducing a new late-term abortion law up to 12 years right it's planned parenthood on the corner of every new york city and san francisco block bring your bring your 12 year old piece of shit kid in here they use one of those cattle guns does your nine-year-old think it's transgender it's not too late wait wait wait is the 12 year

old having an abortion or are we aborting the 12 year old we're aborting the 12 year old yeah you missed that part that's an extreme late term abortion all the way up to the 37th trimester and we just recycle their their their weak soy boy bodies into some sort of a green paste that we just feed back to the liberals they They'll think it's health food. You know, you're selling me. Trump 2020. Trump Myers 2020.

If we keep our healthcare system private, after you kill the 12-year-old liberals, you take their organs, and the only people that can afford them are the wealthy conservatives, so you keep them alive longer, you extend the life of your voting base, you eliminate liberals. All of our actors stay alive for much longer with the new organs. We can have an Expendables 15. A lot of

possibilities here. We can make Randy Couture, or whoever that guy is, the Iceman, what the fuck is his name? Chuck Liddell. We can make him not retarded anymore with the stem cells. Eventually we're going to fix that. You're just going to be able to stick an injection thing into a person with down syndrome's head and do it he's

gonna be like what have i been doing i've got a stomach full of crayons and i'm so sticky my fingers smell bad what have i been up to? Goodness gracious, where is the Purell? I don't want to laugh at this. Oh, that's not good. It's just a bit tardy. They're retarded, and they play with their butthole.

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