Painkiller Already - Painkiller Already #474

Episode Date: January 24, 2020

In this week's PKA, Taylor's still out this week but we've got our good friend Tucker joining us and he goes into great detail about all the different vandalism attacks he's had on his car, Woody brings up a few Relationship Advice threads the lads can chew on and then of course we've got to touch on CNN's blatant bias in trying to tear down Bernie Sanders while building up Warren.

aka episode 474 taylor died a tragic desk construction accident so we have tucker kyle yeah a couple sponsors tonight moon cereal is gonna uh be a brand new sponsor very excited about them we all got a little moon cereal uh and uh get quit we'll talk about those uh those things later on the show yeah got tucker on in lieu of mr taylor i Taylor, of course, had a very important work cruise to go on. Where's the cruise at? Or where's it going? Did he tell us that?

He didn't tell us that. Yeah, I assume someplace warm, but I just invented that on my own. Yeah, I guess his... I don't know how big his business is. Do they have the whole cruise ship, or are they just like 10 of 2,000 people on this cruise ship? I'm not sure he's even on a cruise, Woody,

if I'm being completely honest. Who knows where Taylor is right now? The cruise thing could be all a big ploy to find someplace with no internet connectivity where he gets to miss the show. Yeah. Right? Guys, I'd really like to be here,

but I'll be in the middle of the Pacific. Wish there was something I could do. You know, those cruise ships have internet, by the way. I go on one every year. Do you? I used to go on cruises a lot, but it's been like five or six years

and the internet was terrible. Completely unsatisfactory for doing a show like this. Okay. But that's five or six years ago. You should try the connection in federal prison. I tried to stream several times from the bathroom. I didn't get your call. Well, it wouldn't connect.

So hypothetically, if there were phones in that prison, would they be like modern phones? Oh yeah, they were. I totally could have FaceTimed. One of our loving fans would have immediately called the federal prison hey uh kyle's fucking streaming in the bathroom go get him and sure enough i'll be streaming the next week and they just come in fucking soap and towels just full metal jacket style beat me down

live on the show yeah that's content though i don't know why you didn't sacrifice for the show but you say it that way maybe i should have gotten myself a prison phone and facetimed from the bathroom that's the worst i'd tucker what is new in your world uh uh since the last time i talked i think i actually told you guys it's been like what four months since I've been on the show, three months. It's been a minute. I had told you guys that I was starting a record label.

So since the last time I came on, launched that record label, released our first two tracks, got the third release. We'll be going live this Friday. So I guess the frat, whatever the weekend is that this goes live that same weekend. So that's been fun

strongly about that business i'm very curious role in that like what like like are you a financier are you an organizer um it's me it's it's my record label alongside my my co-founder who runs a record label right now called disciple records they deal with a lot of like bass heavy music he's been uh running that uh or he's been a co-owner for like six years. He's an artist, formerly an artist. So he knows that whole side of things. He came to me like two years ago and was like, hey, we should do like a we should release like a special compilation album. You curate it and we'll release it under our record label Disciple. And we'll release it under our record label Disciple. And so we did that. We used all their catalog. We released like six new songs and eight old songs, re-released them.

And in six months, it ended up becoming that record label's biggest release ever. It had like seven million streams. It got playlisted a bunch. And he was like, holy shit. Like, this is incredible. we should try and see if we could do this on like a full record label scale so um i've been in the music industry i've been friends with people in the music industry producers and musicians um for a long time and it's been like my favorite thing to do when i'm not streaming or playing games is like go to music shows and you know listen to music and find new music so it just kind of worked out well. So I'm I handle like it's a very cohesive relationship.

He's teaching me quite a bit about like the back end, how to get the music to where it needs to be, all the distribution networks, like contracts, et cetera. And then I'm using my front facing, you know, persona and and like network to be the driving factor for getting artists on the label and just providing like the different angle from hey uh this atlantic records wants to sign your track they're gonna give you all this promo like that's kind of in that's like old record label thinking it's like hey sign with us And we've got a rabid fan base of people that love to find new music, but they don't know where to look. So we're like spoon feeding it to the Internet. Yeah, that's really cool.

How do you curate new music? I don't know if I even use that word right. But you're a tastemaker of sorts. That's part of your role, right? Yeah, no, that's pretty much like the. So I guess there's a couple ways you can go through label, right? You can make a label that's around a specific sound. So maybe you want to make a rock music label or a electronic music label.

Ours is electronic music label. Bless you. There's obviously a ton of like sub sub genres in there. It's a very broad umbrella that it covers all types of sounds and stuff. So what, what we're trying to do, what I'm trying to do is i just want to share the music that i like to listen to with people so working with um artists that i look up to or friends that i'm uh that you know that i know are making cool stuff or even just finding music on like soundcloud or spotify that people aren't listening to and then saying like hey do you have anything more like this like let us put it in front of the world because you you know currently you're not not not enough people are

hearing this so yeah tastemaker is uh is a kind of haughty taughty term for just like i'm just trying to share share some shit you know that's that's pretty neat yeah i don't know it didn't sink in when you said it last time but is this become a big business for you yet like do you think that this could be bigger than your streaming business i mean so loaded question because like obviously i would love for it to be the be all end all biggest thing i do and And, you know, record labels like monster cat, who everybody knows well, um, can go from nothing to being one of the biggest in the industry and worth hundreds of millions of dollars who wouldn't want that. But like the goal, my goal is not like, Hey, let me build up this record label and stop streaming. It's kind of

like a symbiotic relationship because the label exists because I'm using my public, uh, you know, internet stardom, I guess you'll say to promote it. So without my Twitch streams and my YouTube, I can't do this. And then on the other side, you know, without the Twitch streams and YouTube, why would any artists sign with us over like an established label? So, um, yeah, I'd love for it to grow. No, I'm'm not gonna make a dime in the first year like we're we're out of like pocket probably you know like ten thousand dollars just from like hiring graphic artists and and licensing trademarking like doing the boring business shit that everybody has to do and i had written down what does a record label do but i started to

gather that like it any regular person might be able to contact spotify and put their song on and it just won't be found or heard right am i right you know you have like there's like um uh uh fuck what a cd baby or um uh something like that so basically it's like hey you pay five dollars or twenty five dollars to this platform and they will put it on Spotify and they'll put it on Apple Music or something like that. What a label really does is we put it out to like Amazon Music, Google Play, Tidal, Deezer,

whatever platform you ever want it on. We make sure that it's like syndicated across all of the like YouTube content ID stuff, Twitch, whatever you want. We make sure that it's all of the um like youtube content id stuff twitch whatever you want um we make sure that it's uh all the metadata is correct and that way we can send it off to like radio stations and you can earn royalties there versus nobody's going to be able to play your spotify song realistically on a radio station because it's like that's not a a feature that these like third-party sites do um but i guess realist like if you were an independent artist and you just want to make as much money as possible you release

it independently and then you get to keep 100 so the trade-off is like you give us 50 and we make it worth your while through all of these other things growing your socials or like getting people to hear it or using our network to bolster the plays so um like right 50 of a million can be a lot more than a hundred percent of a thousand right yeah exactly and and truthfully i was shocked to find out because you know we're all content creators we you know we started with the machinima days and the biggest thing for me is like well one i don't want anybody getting dmca'd i don't want anybody getting their their um their youtube videos copyright claims like i don't want to take any revenue for somebody that's using my song or our record label songs in their content because that's just free promotion for us and i know damn well that if you get you know hit with that demonetization

strike like the four dollars that the record label makes off of that is not nearly worth the exposure. So that's like the other cornerstone of the business is like, well, where our stuff is free to use for anybody who wants to for credit. So yeah, that's interesting. I was going to ask if I was like,

Hey, this is a good source of music. Maybe you could use, you know, you'd be playing in your stream or maybe in a video or maybe, you know, if you make yourself a Tarkov yeah exactly you know whatever you can just use it yeah but but you're saying that everybody i was saying only you you know because oh no

everybody everyone can do it yeah i'd like i mean the that is the hardest hurdle to overcome because there's there's so many moving parts there's like um publishers that have the rights to publish your music and you may be signed to a publisher but also free to sign with a record label so publishers um if you have like the the master of the track basically if you own all the rights to everything the track does and we want to ship it off to like an adidas commercial adidas pays whoever owns those rights so if the record label doesn't own those rights and the artist doesn't own those rights neither one of us gets paid for that it's just whoever owns those rights so like the other side of that is that the publisher is the one that gets to make the decision what do we copyright strike what do we content claim so our first

couple releases have been with like really large international artists. This guy Feed Me has been around for like 15 years now, and he's one of like the most well-known electronic producers. And he had an exclusive publisher. So we're sitting there going back and forth with old dudes in suits trying to explain like, no, trust me, this is valuable. It's very much like us trying to teach an old dog new tricks. The music industry is archaic. and that's the other side of things it's like how do you mess up the system that's been in in the same way since like the 1600s it's like well i'm sorry i thought there was a break no no i was like that too sports is like uh we showed footage of an old lady shooting a hockey puck through a goal that was mostly covered.

And NHL copyright claimed us. I'm a new basketball fan, so my expertise is not very deep. And I watch these highlight channels and they explain to me how this player is particularly explosive off a pick and roll and maybe show a play and stop it and start it. And now all these channels are going away. These YouTube basketball channels where they have, they've developed my interest in the game. I like basketball. I found it through YouTube and now they're trying to kill all these channels

because they show a few seconds of game footage. It's the same exact thing. And that's why you'll notice, I don't know about the basketball, but for the football side of things, they, they literally do it in like 3d rendering programs. it's like somebody drawing on a screen and i'm like well i want to see the actual play you're shit out of luck that's why all of those ufc clips all

those nfl clips they're all on like streamable or like some weird whatever the flavor of the month gif upload website is because those things get hit with content ids and copyright takedowns and then what's next? You know, they're missing it. Like I'm telling you the things I watch where they explain why, you know, a hardened backing off a jaw is interesting is not a game substitute. You know, that three seconds of clip

entices me to watch games. It doesn't make me not need to see them and they have it all wrong. Yeah. So, I mean, very like you get it. You get the whole idea of like trying to change up It doesn't make me not need to see them and they have it all wrong. Yeah. So you, I mean very, like you, you get it,

you get the whole idea of like trying to change up a system that is very heavy in the monetary side of things. And you're just like a small, small fish in the pond. And I'm just out here like, Hey, my new record label guys, like totally is going to flip the script,

but that's the goal. Got to start somewhere. So that's cool. Well, that's a neat thing to do. I wish you the best of luck and admire your ambition. So go get some.

I had another question for you. Changing topics. I heard you had some issues with your vehicle being vandalized. God damn. Did I tell you guys about the last four times it got vandalized? If you did, I don't recall. might have yeah all right so let me try

and go through a history of my vehicle because let me let me start back i when i moved out to north carol or from to la i got my i bought my dad's car for like 600 bucks it was a 2002 pontiac grand prix 295 000 miles on it like it whined it was, it was my beater, but that was the car that I had. You know, I was like a little YouTube guy. And then eventually like once things started to pick up and I totaled the car by ripping off the passenger, my girlfriend at the time was backing up the car, ripped off the passenger mirror and I took it in there. Like, well, it's totaled.

The car was the last straw i was like just put it back on he's like no so so i was like okay fine i and i got i got a um a mercedes and i was like wow this is incredible have like a not only which mercedes uh a c43 amg so I definitely did talk about that car last because I remember your word. I was going to show a picture. Yeah, yeah. Anyway, carry on. Yeah, so I was like, this car, it's incredible, and I'm leasing it.

So I moved back to LA after a stint in Portland, and I live in Hollywood off of a very busy street. I mean, a ton of foot traffic and shit. And one day I go out of my car and I drive it, and it like making a bump sound and it's physically shaking. So I pull over to the side. I'm like, something's wrong. I look around. I don't see anything wrong with the car. Like the wheels are all fine. So I call, uh, get a tow truck. They bring it into the shop. The shop has my car for four days. They're like, we don't know what's wrong with it. We can't replicate the problem, but when we drive at slow speeds we notice it and then eventually they find out because the way that my rims are the lug nuts are tucked in deep into the rim um they were like oh

all of your lug nuts are gone and i was like what like yeah except for the one that uses a key to take off all of them are gone yeah and i was like so somebody tried to steal and brick my car in my in my carport so i'm parked on the street or in my carport that has street access you just played bricking your car is that like when they they put your car on bricks yeah so they take the wheels off um and i was like you've got to be kidding me and so i was driving they were driving around on like one lug nut. That thing gets sheared off. And then like that person.

So I was like, I was scared. I was like, somebody's trying to kill me. Yeah. But they're like, no, like they just didn't have the right Mercedes tool. So I was like, fine. Like a couple months later, I come out in my the AMG badge off. My car has been ripped off. And I was like, OK, that's just fucking stupid.

Like the fact that somebody would take the badge off the back of your car and probably put it on their car is just like, I thought that only happened in movies. But they also had taken off the registration on the, or the whatever, like the February sticker on my license plate too. Fuck. I know.

And I was like, well, that's like $150 sticker right there. And I got to go to the DMV. So I'm like, fine, I can't get this back. I don't And I was like, well, that's like $150 sticker right there. And I got to go to the DMV. So I'm like, fine, I can't get this back. I don't even know where to start. File a police report, um, about the two incidences. And then my neighbor upstairs calls me and he's like, Hey man, I think I found your AMG badge. I was like, what do you mean? He goes, it's on the back of the car parked directly outside your driveway. Go check, check it out. I walk out, there's a Mercedes out there with a janky AMG badge on the side. And I immediately know because I love cars. That's not an AMG. It's not a G50, which it also had the badging of.

And it had the wrong type of Mercedes emblem. Everything was fucked about this car. And it also had my damn sticker. So I call the cops. I get them over there. They're like, well, we can't do anything about this. Do you know what the guy looks like? I was like, no, but that's his car. That's my sticker. And that's like, well, we can't match your sticker to your car because it's just like a registration thing. We can't match the AMG badge to your car.

We don't have any suspect outside of somebody could have put this on there. I'm like, you guys are being dicks, but I get it. So then the guy's like, all right, well, we've ran this car five times. It shows up, but nothing comes back and came back with it and my smart ass goes have you checked the vignette and he was like nope walks over to the vignette he starts laughing he's like the guy scratched off all but the last four digits the vin number ran the last four against the license plate comes back stolen um they repo the car i still don't have my badge back. That's the last six months. You should have been like, hang on a minute before you take it.

Yeah, I wanted to. It's like, it's evidence. So now I'm like, well, okay, all of these things have happened in broad daylight or something. I'm pissed off. I come back from Coachella and park my car, wake up the next morning, and my window is bashed. This was like two months later. And I was like, god damn it. I can't catch a break.

They had stolen. This was like two months later. And I was like, God damn it. I can't catch a break. They had stolen. The only thing in my backseat was a leather, um, a leather like box, which they probably saw it. And we're like, that's something expensive. And they weren't wrong.

It was my friend's hairdryer, very expensive hairdryer. But somebody thought it was like, there's some nice stuff in there. And that was just a nice hairdryer. So then now, you know, i i'm walking back from the store i'm hung over i it was like the day after football and i have i have a um i have a beer or a six pack of beer and a can of salsa because i just walked to like the 7-eleven down the street and i and i walked past my car and i see it like somebody had drawn on it and i just put it down and just stared at it because i was trying to figure out i wasn wasn't even like mad, I was just trying to figure out

what the fuck somebody had written on it. They had written, come in my food, live TV, Beyonce died, come in my food or something like that. And I just- What the fuck? How do you spell come in this scenario? All right, C-U-M. Okay.

You're dealing with a madman, first of all. Oh, yes. Second of all, why don't you have cameras? All right, so I love this thing. Kyle, there are 3 million people in Los Angeles. All right? What is a photo of somebody going to do for me? Well, what if the camera was very public?

That's so right. All right, I will get to that in a second. So somebody wrote, come on my food in permanent marker on there and i was just like well i guess i'm taking this into the shop not before i bitch about it my next door neighbor um offered to help me with it but i was just like it's a lease i don't want to fuck up the paint job can i interrupt i got a little lost on the coming on the food he wrote this somewhere on the car back of my car do you have a photo of it with a key i don't with a key or something like oh i'll give you with a permanent marker like a sharpie he wrote come in my food here i'm going to here is a uh here is a photo

that i will post in the discord well this guy's just a super fan tucker why don't you just you know satisfy his request that's what I was worried about. Oh, my God. This is not that cool. First of all, your car is lovely. Thank you. But yeah, just like look at the handwriting, everything. So here's the thing.

One, as soon as I saw it, I realized that it was probably somebody who was probably like a tweaker or something like nobody writes. Like that's just none of this makes sense. Then my neighbor, like who was parked on the street also had come in my food jay-z dead beyonce did it come in my food on the hood of their volkswagen so at that point i was like some fucking homeless guy was just like on one and just was marking all these cars so yeah i have since taped a i've since like uh glued or whatever uh a fake camera above my carport okay but it's not gonna stop this guy like this guy is gonna do

this no matter what yeah here's here's why i think the camera is a good idea first of all they're very cheap and you know when when someone walked every every my house is full of cameras walked every, every, my house is full of cameras. My, my, the outside of my house is full of cameras. And like, if, if one of them gets tripped by motion sensing, I get a notification. It's like, Hey, Kyle movement on the South lawn. I live on a very, very busy street. Uh, my car is on the street. I'm sticking with you. You can turn that off. You can turn the notification off. Um, it's got night vision and the whole thing. And you can watch live from anywhere, turn the notification off um it's got night vision and the whole thing you can watch live from anywhere any of your cameras all all the time but if you recorded

this maniac right and come in my food on your car i'm not saying that the that the lapd is gonna like beat the streets and look at this guy but you're a content creator and this oh yeah you're right i could have gotten more content out of it i I could have monetized that Twitter video. You're right. There was some money to be had there. Yeah, yeah. Enough money to certainly... Kyle's thinking. He's out thinking all of us here, Tucker. Yeah. The silver lining was that I took this into the dealership, and the guys were cracking up. They knew immediately they could remove it without any problem.

Ah, the cum bandit. The guy he was like you drove this here huh and i was like well i just got out of the car in front of you and he goes you drove here with cum in my food on the back i was like can you guys fix it he goes yeah we'll do it for free just give us 15 minutes get out yeah so they went so what they did was they used i think paint thinner um they just put a little on a cloth and then they wiped it off. And since it's a newer car and it's got a clear coat, they just wiped it off, wiped it with water, and they're like, there you go. No mark on it. So I was just like, no, this is just an obnoxiously funny story.

Not the end of the world. I got a little lost in the telling of it. This is the only damage on this time around. On this particular one, yeah. Yeah. That sucks. I went to high school with a guy that um mercedes circle thing yeah um it might have been volkswagen anyway he popped it out of

the grill and wore it as a necklace every day for like two years and uh i didn't think much of it other than it was like a really cool guy it looked like a really lame necklace i don't know what he was going for his whole identity revolved around being a stoner, right? Like he smelled like patoolie and he had this long hair and like everything about him. Are you sure it wasn't a peace sign, Woody? Yes. No, because I think it was actually a VW one, not a Mercedes one. Oh, that makes sense.

And anyways, I was nearby him in school when someone dressed him down. They're like, what the fuck is with you and that necklace that you wear? It's like, one, it's ridiculous. Nobody thinks that's cool. Two, you are advertising to all of us that you are a vandal and a thief. That's who you are and that is what you are. And I was just like, like like dumb ass me it didn't even think about how he got it i thought he just had bad taste in jewelry but yeah that's how he got

it he popped it out of someone's front grill he had to yeah yeah i mean you know like at this point i'm just like what more could happen is and also, I guess the first month that I had this car, I got rear-ended by an uninsured driver at a stoplight. So I was like, this car, at this point, it's been through hell and back. Like, this is my baby. I'm going to buy it when my lease is up, and then I'm just going to ride it to the ground. It's been through hell. Nice.

Jesus Christ. Have you ever done that? Have you ever? First of all, I think it's one of the scummiest things that you can do is to vandalize someone's car, especially or maybe I should, mostly if it's just a random person or someone who's done

nothing to you. There's a difference because maybe someone did this because you're you. But have you ever vandalized someone's car who deserved it? I've thought about, there was one person who i thought about like keying their car and then i like really got into the the mindset of like how am i going to go about this and i was like well that's not even like that's not even going

to like make it worth like i would want to pop their window you know windows are a pain in the ass keying your car sucks but like you have to pay a lot of money you can like kind of Keying your car sucks, but you have to pay a lot of money. You can kind of buff it out maybe. You break their rear windshield or whatever the fuck it's called. That's a dick move. See, I'm on the other end of this. Because if it's happening to my car, I would much prefer you break one of my windows. Break all my windows before you key it or dent it.

Because you can't buff that. If you through the dent is a problem the if you dent like a quarter panel of the car you have to replace the whole panel that's expensive no what so you can get you can pop dents out you can you can go on the there's guys who are pros at this and they go on the back side with a special tool and they can they can push it back out keying is the worst thing if you go all the way through the paint yeah that's the worst thing you could do to my car because now i have to have it repainted and that's thousands of dollars even just a quarter pound it's going to be 800 bucks or something that's true um but if you break my window it's like let's get some new windows

you know you can call a number and they'll come do that at your house. Please make it a front one. They're always due for replacement anyway. It's always an upgrade. Every time I get this big spider web of a damage on the front from a rock and then replace it, it's like, I should have done this two years ago. This is great. Just getting a fresh windshield.

You were with me, I think, Woody, when we were out by Memphis that special forces thing and that rock fucking cracked my window. you were with me i think woody when i when we were um out and out by memphis did that that special forces thing and that rock fucking cracked my window i got that replaced last year but i bet you loved it i bet you i should have done this why didn't i just because it's like you call like i don't know safe auto glass sure or whatever safe light repair safe light replace and they just show the fuck up and And one man has this suction cuppy Jackie up thing. Knocked it out.

And they do it in your driveway. It's great. To me, one of the pain in the ass is taking your car there. Then you don't have a car. So maybe you need to schedule a ride or manage somehow. You're in Uberville. But I'm not. I would need maybe Jackie to help me out.

But if they come to my driveway and just handle it while know while i'm surfing the web that's great that's great slashing a tire wouldn't be all that bad either i mean it wouldn't be good slashing a tile would be annoying because then you have to get it towed um and i don't trust like i mean that wouldn't be that bad but you're right i'm a man so i would just put the spare on, but I hear you. I have dainty gamer hands. I've changed two flat tires in my life. Both went fine. If I could not do that again, I'd prefer to. I'm on the other end of the spectrum.

I've got the proper impact wrench for it. It would be no trouble at all. Yeah, I'd be ready to go on that one. But the problem would be, what if your tires have 30,000 miles on them? You can't just buy one brand new tire now now you have to get an early tire replacement all the way around and my tires are expensive the coopers yeah they're not i'll never forget that you can't even afford the Cooper's wings. Get out of here.

Cooper's. Callback for the old fans. Yeah. Yeah. I've never actually vandalized somebody's car, but I've definitely had that thought process too. It reminds me of that Seinfeld episode where George sees the guy parked in the handicapped spot.

He's like, I'm going to spit on it. jerry's like yeah i think you should he's like i will do it and he like walks right up to it they go like leans over to spit and the owner walks up and he just goes nice car nice car he has like yeah thanks and just gets and drives away but i've never done that it seems like a cowardly thing to do even if you do have a good reason to do it yeah they're not even there to deface. It's any like defacing any property, especially when the person's not there. It's just kind of like, well, what's the,

like what risk did you take to do that? None. None at all. I guess that you're just thinking like, he's going to be so mad when he sees this. He's going to feel what I felt when he cut me off in traffic. Yeah. Yeah.

I don't get road rage. I just kind of, I don't get road rage. I just kind of... I don't know. It takes a lot of effort to be mad. I very rarely get actually angry at people who cut me off.

It's just like, what are you doing? Yeah, same. Yeah, when I see it, I'm just like, what was that? You dummy. You, this guy.

Is that your move? Okay. Okay. I have a topic. Okay. All right. So a fan wrote this. i'll keep him anonymous and he asked for some advice bill sure uh i was hoping i guessed it uh if discussed on the show please keep username and on good way to start hey woody long time fan here i'd love to hear your thoughts on this issue

i'm having at the moment, a relationship problem. You're welcome to discuss this on the show, even PKN. Context. I'm a male, early 20s, in the final year of uni, and living with my girlfriend, who's a year older and has graduated. She's working now, and we've been together for six years. To cut a long story short, my sex life is not where I want it to be. It hasn't been for a long time, and I'm afraid it might never change with my girlfriend. My drive is high, hers is low.

But for the past year, I'm obsessed with a girl at my university. I find her attractive in a way that gives me butterflies. Bust. This has become a major issue. I've now had panic attacks in public areas just from the stress of it, which causes me to get up and leave my friends because I can't be in the same room as her. I went to a local bar with friends one night and there she was in her tight dress and heels. I ended up leaving in a few minutes after seeing her because I couldn't handle it. When I spoke to a therapist about this, he told me that I've manifested all

the sexual shortcomings in my relationship in my attraction to this beautiful stranger. The problem isn't going away, so break up, right? The problem is, the problem there is, in most other ways, my girl is perfect. She's intelligent, competent, funny, caring, beautiful, and an asset to live with. If the sex wasn't a problem, she'd be wife material. Leaving her would feel like losing a limb, but late at night, I wonder if it's what has to be with. If the sex wasn't a problem, she'd be wife material. Leaving her would feel like losing a limb, but late at night, I wonder if it's what has to be done. Imagine going to a

therapist and then asking us, what are you doing? Yeah. So I paid $100 an hour and this guy told me this, what do you fellas think? Well, I'm going to need you to hit me up on PayPal first, my friend. Yeah friend um yeah look look you know it sounds like you're you're a you're a smart guy who's kind of with it and uh i i think that

you should try to make your you should be happy right and you shouldn't you've only got one life right and and it's only so long. You should be happy throughout as much of it as you can. You shouldn't be at 80% if you think there's a 90% happiness out there. You got to get rid of this girl. Or you really need to have this discussion with her. That's the sharing, it's caring. You got to talk to her and be like, look, all those nice things that you've told Woody about your girl.

You should say those things to her and then you should say but um we're not having nearly enough sex um and and that's a that's a deal breaker for me um so yeah that's a pretty rational way to way to think about it like if especially if she if you haven't had this conversation if you if you were like i talked her and she was like, it's not a big deal. I'm not fucking you anymore. And then,

all right, there's a red flag. It's just kind of like, if she's reciprocal and she's willing to change or offer up some counterpoints in which you can make it easier to get to the, you know, getting, getting into the bedroom,

like maybe that's a win-win, but I don't necessarily like, don't get into the sunk cost fallacy where you're like, I already put so much of my life, six years into this woman. And she's got so much good stuff. Like if you're in your twenties, that's you still got like prime time. You're good. You got plenty of time to like go find somebody else. If that's your thing or don't find anybody and just fuck around.

Find a couple of bodies. Yeah. Mormonism. Yeah. I mean, maybe you could add a maybe just add the hot chick to to to your current relationship you know you never know that might be an option hmm I like what you guys have said my first instinct was like heck you have a therapist you need to do a group session like let's see I would love to hear her response to this. That'd be fun. I don't know. It might be really useful. Does she know you have a therapist?

If you're just going to your therapist on the side versus if you're just like, I need therapy for this and she didn't know. He probably went because of the panic attacks. He probably goes to a therapist sometimes. That's my guess. My guess is he has a therapist as sort of a coach and taps into him or her every so often um so i think that you guys should do a group session and see where she's coming from uh it might just be her drive is low and you guys are incompatible

in that way and i do line up with the only live once thing you might need some hormones i also yeah right they just the opposite of castration is give her that you do it online the other thing that occurred to me like there's this cliche like in the 20s it's for him in there in your 30s it's for both of you in the 40s it's for her like that's like the typical way that these two bell curves of uh sex drive go and um so there is a chance that if she's in her early 20s that she has not yet spiked. But I don't know if I want to roll the dice on the hope that she's going to. Yeah, I don't know about that.

Yeah. And you know what the thing is? You said they've been dating for, what, six years now? Yes. You probably got really comfortable with each other. If you started out steady fucking like rabbits and now it's kind of dwindled you just got comfortable and now you guys got to figure out a way to spice it up or make it interesting again for her versus like this is if if it was like a two-year relationship i'd be like well that's just how she is so we're missing some critical information here it is it is six years and yeah you're right

for some reason they have a dead bedroom and that might be uh takes two to tango thing i still like the idea of bringing her into a therapy session that's a smart move here in her side of it it i know you i like what you said with the sunk cost fallacy but she's intelligent competent funny caring beautiful an asset to live with all that stuff those are some strong characteristic that is but except for the asset to live with uh i i take that i mean i interpreted that as like a good roommate too you know she probably cleans she probably provides some of the resources and the rent and the whatever and like she's she's not just a cost that lives off him or something that was my interpretation i got you i just it seemed like it's it sounded like he hit all the things that he likes about her and then was like, and you know, I'd be worse off if I wasn't dating her. So that's how.

She's the one with the job. So that's cool. I mean, he did say that, right? Not in those words, but yeah, he's in his final year of uni. So there's an assumption he's not working. Yeah. You just cut this boring chick loose, man. It sounds like there's a hot chick that you want to get after. Wait, does he know the hot chick?

They hang out in similar circles. He's been watching her from afar. He probably knows where she lives. He can make this happen. But what if she's not interested? I said he can make this happen i was watching what if she's not interested oh watching i said he can make this happen all right let's go away for the whole rsk thing i was watching a podcast uh nikki glazer comedian runs it and she had on whitney cummings okay so nikki is single and whitney cummings is engaged and all these women are in their 30s and like just trying

to hook a man right they they know they're they're getting going rotten shortly and and they're trying to get the best guy they can into a marriage cool so Nikki Glacier says hey like I see ugly dudes with millions of dollars with beautiful women all the time well I've got millions of dollars so with beautiful women all the time. Well, I've got millions of dollars, so I feel like I should be batting higher than, I should be pulling in a guy who's out of my league because I've invested all my time into this career in entertainment,

so I should be bringing home a model or something. Who's Whitney Cummings? I gotta look up Whitney Cummings. So it's Nikki Glaser who said this. Whitney Cummings is pretty, but she's also 30-something. Anyway, so she wants to get someone. I would call Nikki.

Are you looking at her right now, Nikki Glaser? Yeah, she's not in any way. Drop a number on her. All right, from the Google search images page right she's soft five she's a five i don't think she's anywhere near like and this is on a true one to ten scale where she's average looking she's like oh true one to one to ten where one is just a behemoth of a character and ten is insurmountably pretty she's like there's redeemable qualities about her but i'm not like gonna fantasize over her you know i agree with that last part i just gave her a higher number you know a picture of her because

i'm not familiar with her i don't i don't really watch a lot of here's a giant one but i like this is just a picture of her on howard i know whitney coming but um uh yeah so i i would have got dropped like a seven on her but you're in la and you may have a whole different set of standards i do have the la scale versus the north carolinian scale right so uh um anyway she wants to get someone hotter than she is and i could see where she's coming from with her millions and whitney cummings replied like this. He says, have you ever dated a hot guy? Like a really hot guy for a long time?

And Nikki's like, she said no in a weird way that said her boyfriend's not hot. And Whitney's like, take it from me. They stop being hot guys. You go out with the same guy for two years and they're just a guy. Like you see their flaws, you, you know,

you, you associate him with this unclean underwear or whatever, you know? Like, so I wonder, I forget. What is that? That just sounds like everybody.

Like you live with somebody long enough and you're going to see the side that isn't very pretty, like a pretty face. So it goes to how high a priority is being hot like in a long-term relationship and a spouse and i hadn't i never thought of i never looked at it through that lens before and it was interesting to me like whitney cummings has dated uh model level guys and she's like yeah after a while that stops being an asset it's like huh that's interesting um i was like nope i appreciate that onto the end i mean i appreciate yeah like i don't first of all i think she's uh how to bring are you have you ever had a six-year relationship

that's this guy have you dated the same person for six years three and a half for me for six yeah yeah yeah so so i thought it might be this i wonder if you looked at it right they go bad after three so if you had dated someone for six years like if you had that lens to look through if you would have a different value on pretty i mean this i kept the dead body in my in my living for six after six years i'd be like yeah that's that's ted i'm used to him now the smell stopped a year ago you know like anything after six years you could get used to anything for it that's not i'm not co-signing with this con okay absolutely not i don't know yeah that's a weird also let's not like she's not so ugly that she should be having this

conversation about like why can't i find a guy who is hotter than me that would be interested in my millions also is there not like a weird i don't want to is there like is it not a stereotype that the ugly balding multi-millionaire dude is got the bombshell wife because there is that inherent like gold digger stereotype are there gold digging dudes out there that are at the same like i mean there are but i mean but are they in the same level of like like can i just i could i could give me 10 million dollars i could go find a wife in like an hour in los angeles but like could i could the same person do the you know do that with a dude

yeah if she knew where to look I feel like uh physical trainers are a good place to start if I'm her I'm uh I'm I'm getting myself a nice self-declared photographers on Instagram is where I'm looking for hot dudes right that photographer is a career we're looking for hot straight dudes, Wade. Not a dude for you, a dude for her. It's a career that can mean lots of training and years of schooling and a fine arts degree. And it can also be a dude with an iPhone who claims to be a photographer jumping off of yachts with no shirt on. That second one will date you for millions. Yeah, you want yourself a physical trainer. Those guys are always good looking

they take care of themselves that's the dude you're looking for I feel like women are real shitty creatures I feel like Whitney Cumming Whitney Cumming was literally like no that's the pool of men that I'm after stay away

she's already engaged sure she is for now we'll see we'll see how long that lasts they were all talking to her like she had she was the like the fountain of wisdom in the room they're like how did you get a guy to propose tell me more and she's like i read this book and that book on on how to be what guys want and it was pretty interesting well i'm hilarious and i'm a millionaire. Maybe she just isn't a shit tier individual. She's a hilarious attractive woman who's a millionaire.

Oh, it was so hard. I had to read so many books. What? Yeah, what? I'm looking at it. So I'm not good with names or faces. She's fine. This is Whitney Cummings. We're looking at it. Yeah. Are we talking about Whitney Cumming or are we back on Nikki? I think Nikki is more attractive than Whitney Cummings. Interesting. looking at yeah whitney cumming are we back on nikki i think she i think whit i think nikki is

more attractive than whitney cummings but also sting yeah i do too uh whitney cummings has this uh uh well she looks a bit mannish um she looks like she's had plastic surgery even though she hasn't i hope that she never sees this show. So look, I mean, there's a chance. You don't know. She's not like Brad Pitt or something. Whitney, you're a cunt and we hate you. Every time I see Whitney, I think that she's really hot.

And in these still photos, now I think that she is an absolute master of posture and makeup and the things that make you seem hot sure i mean i also like if you're watching as much white light on her face as possible to be attractive yeah her hot like in black and white nice she's an eight in color i don't know about this color outdoors oh my god how did that man get out here she looks very masculine i don't think i don't is it not crazy to think that you're you're you were talking about how like you live with somebody for six years maybe it's not like that important that they're super attractive off the off the rip and maybe you know you look for other things is it not conceivable that once you

hit like your 30s you're no longer looking for the hottest dude on the block but you're looking for like financial stability and like long-term commitment because lord knows when you're finding like a 50 60 70 year old why is that photo so strange you know it's like what the fuck is this yeah she she gets a lot of botox so she she looks pretty fucked she's never had plastic surgery botox no so she looks pretty fucked. She's never had plastic surgery. Botox. No, that definitely looks like Botox. She has super smooth skin, like really smooth.

She's openly admitted to having Botox injections. Okay. Yeah, yeah. What you didn't admit to are her fake tits. Yeah, she's... Where did you get that? She has fake tits, but she freely admits to them. It's in the comments.

We're just reading. Oh, no. She does a whole comedy routine about her tits they're fake she had an eating disorder as a teenager and i guess one of the i didn't know this but when you have an eating disorder as a teenager your boobs grow in asymmetrically so she just made fun of her own boobs in a really like a rough way like this one's oblong and terrible do you like baseball and golf and you know like that's her routine so so uh sports fans let's head to the bedroom she's had three plastic surgeries on her boobs and uh and on the last one they botched her surgery they cut a muscle i don't know what it looks like, but I guess it created some asymmetry. And she's just kind of grown to accept that where she is now is where she's going to stay.

They're not perfect. Damaged goods. Yeah. But, yeah, she does admit to the boob job. You know, it definitely helps if you're fucking hilarious and, like, a tried and true good comedian, too. if you're fucking hilarious and like a tried and true good comedian too like i feel like it's the the sum of your the sum of her parts there's a lot of positives there that like could outweigh any negatives so i don't know why i don't know why uh nikki was so flabbergasted that she is locked down a guy that's funny i i don't think i value the hilarious comedian thing at all

well different people have different bullseyes that they're looking for. I like to be able to have a fun conversation with somebody. You've got to be witty and with it. You've got to be funny. Neat, good banter. If you don't get my jokes, we're going to have a problem here. You should be able to make me laugh too. That's the second most important

thing. I feel like if I date Nikki Glaser and I consider her some level of professional communicator and witty and whatever i lose every debate i'm not sure that's what i'm going for i don't know that i want i'm not a weak beta male woody like i'll take my loss yeah you've you've nailed me i don't know that i i don't know that i want nikki glazier like every day on every topic yeah like that that might be a pain in the ass I want somebody I can browbeat you know just really

put my thumb on it I need an idiot I need somebody sub 100 IQ I just need no I'm not any of that but yeah I don't know it she's a fucking word ninja

I'm much more interested in that feels high maintenance much more interested in Nikki than I am in Whitney if that means anything I can agree with that and the other thing is I'm sure somebody will pull a picture of Whitney that looks oh my god she's gorgeous

I bet it's like a six year old picture where she just had her makeup professionally done and she's in an award show. You know what I mean? Like, if you take the aggregate of all of her photos and compare them to the aggregate of all of Nikki's, it's not even close. Nikki's a much more attractive individual. But, yeah, the idea of her being able to get a man more attractive than she normally would have if she weren't a millionaire is definitely true. Yeah.

Yeah. If you have more money, it's easier to get people to, to lock down than if you have less money, if all attributes are the same, that's just fact, I would assume. Yeah.

Yeah. So I don't know. Doesn't seem that shocking. Yeah. I've never, I don't really care if a girl has money or drives a nice car though. Like, like,

like, like, isn't that interesting how like men just don't give a shit. Like, like I was driving, there if a girl has money or drives a nice car, though. Isn't that interesting how men just don't give a shit? There's a study about that. I was in traffic the other day, and I saw a very pretty girl driving a real piece of shit car. It looked dangerous to be in. And I was just like, I wouldn't care. Park at my drive.

I wouldn't care at all. But I was thinking, if the roles were reversed, reversed and i were in that piece of shit and she were in my car driving past like i bet you like you that goes all the way back to the caveman right like that guy that guy can't bring home resources that guy is not much of a provider i don't know that i'll even be safe from burglars with that guy in his old school grand prix beta male fucked hard with unable to provide for himself i mean i think that for at least for me um the the i would i would greatly prefer even when i'm on tinder or rea or whatever you need a job like i just i need you to have some idea of where you're going or something you're working towards. So if you're in school, like ideally you're right.

There is a conceivable way where that is not something that I need, but that would be a nice thing. However, I'm not like if you, if you're bringing home a quarter of a million dollars a year and you're a high profile lawyer, that's not necessarily more attractive to me than somebody who's, you know, working a restaurant, but has, you know, equal qualities.

At least you have something going for you. So that's good. Knock that one off the, it's not like high on my priorities list. Yeah. There's a point of diminishing returns there with, with successful women too, because like,

it sounds, I think it will come off as sexist or misogynistic or something, but it just, I feel like she's not gonna have enough time for me if she's got her own full career like if she was literally what you said like a successful lawyer she yeah like wow you've got a lot going on other than me that's kind of i want somebody to ignore me and make a ton of money in my living room while i'm live streaming let me look over and see you look answering emails we'll lock eyes I'll smile and then like I'll talk to you in six hours Jordan Peterson talks

about the thing Kyle mentioned he says that women tend to date at their level and higher and if they're you know elite lawyers for example there's not a lot of talent pool higher than that and guys tend to date at their level and lower so you could get almost anyone if you're you know that same attorney and i when i heard it jordan peterson and his magic spell made me think i already thought that knew that because that's what he does somehow yeah but uh i thought that was interesting the other thing this is like semi-related you talked about not having enough time i think it was kyler first brought that up yeah that always gets me with underperforming kids in school they're like man these rich people like no wonder their kids do well they're they've got time to take care of their kids and whatever but these people with bad

jobs they don't have time to help their kids do well in school get the fuck out of here what makes you think doctors and lawyers have more time than like custodians and uh i don't know trash truck drivers like i got the answer for that one go ahead obviously if your husband is a doctor or a lawyer you can be a stay-at-home mother slash teacher which is kind of what i grew up with like my mom stayed at home and tutored me every day, you know? So like, like from the time I was three, you know, where we've got the alphabet, alphabets out and we're learning how to read and talk and all that stuff. I wonder if it's like causation and, and, you know, correlation kind of thing. Cause

like I knew I went, I went to a private school and was like very middle, lower of the end of the road for the people going there. And there were a lot of very wealthy kids with stay-at-home moms that were just fucking idiots. And then there were also a lot of kids on grants that were like incredibly genius. Now, I know that's like selection bias because they had grants because they were showing that they wanted to, you know, work and stuff but like ultimately it's i almost wonder if it's just like if you have the financial ability to pay for tutoring you are vastly more likely or not even tutoring but if you just have like the the the funds to make sure that the kid is not actively like i gotta go to the public library to study or i have to like you know stay at school and study i can come home and

like learn in my own environment kind of thing i i almost wonder if it's like a causation doesn't equal correlation thing. I'm sure there's people like across the spectrum, smart kids that are rich and idiot kids that are rich and then smart kids that are poor. And to me, it's this, the term is the soft racism of low expectations, but I don't like racism because we're not talking about race. We're talking about socioeconomic classes, right? So we'll call it the soft socioeconomic classism of low expectations. Like, oh, is your father, I don't know,

entry-level auto mechanic? Well, he probably didn't have time to help you with math. Yeah, he did. He didn't work more hours than that doctor or that attorney or that other thing. Probably, if your dad is a computer scientist he just maybe carved out time to help you with school this is a complicated topic because it's it's socioeconomic like it's like an entirely broad it's about like everything going into your

situation of your day-to-day life versus like does my mom stay at home to tutor me because i'm an idiot or you know it's just the time part i object to you know the time part doesn't make sense every like i i have less time now than i did three years ago like you know and i very much value the hour of free time i get a day and that's also a large reason why i'm not actively trying to date somebody it's like well i don't have fucking time for you. Like that. When am I going to masturbate if I have to date you? So there's not like, yeah, that's the time portion.

That's joint time, Tucker. Sometimes you just want to, you know, sometimes you just want to rub it out and like deal with it yourself. You know, maybe I don't want to talk to somebody. Before we switch topics, Talon made a really good point about the stay-at-home mom thing. I think there's some real truth there. Yeah, that's the thing. It's that if you're both janitors, if your husband's a janitor,

then you're probably a substitute teacher because a janitor is not going to make ends meet. You both are going to have to work if your husband has a low-income job. But if your husband is rich, if he's making a ton of money, then you can do whatever you want, including be it at home two or 24 hours a day and really making your little kid. I still suspect that if you were to account for that

and compare two successful career-driven parents versus two less successful parents you know the janitor and the substitute teacher that you would find the students of the two attorneys would do better i meant to say the children absolutely you would and it's because of a couple things for one thing obviously it's it's most likely the the two parents who are both doctors probably produced a pretty smart fucking kid likely the two parents who are both doctors probably produced a pretty smart fucking kid. And the two parents who are both janitors might not have produced the smartest fucking kid. And also, the two doctors can afford tutors and better schools. And they probably live in an area that has better schools.

They probably feed them better food. You know? So these kids are actually... There's a lot of things that go into it. There're probably feeding them better food. You know, so these kids are There's a lot of things that go into it. There's a lot going into this. But 100% you're being set up for success if you have the tools that you're But that is not to say that that janitor's

kid cannot pull himself up by the bootstraps and beat the doctor's kids in the race of life. If he's really determined to do so. He could be a Rudy. A Rudy. An intellectual Rudy.

Yeah. So this lady posed as a teenage boy so that she could groom and then abuse underage girls. Wrap your head around that one. So she posed as a boy. And by the way, not a bad boy, what do you he's not

gonna be alpha chad kermit the frog but he passed i've known a lot of boys like that you're saying that could be a boy yeah like i i would i if you would just introduce me to this person on the street and they had kind of a gruffier voice than typically a 16 year old female because it says pretend to be a 16 year old boy then I could 100% see it she was 21 she passes for 16 in that outfit to me

actually in both pictures she passes for 16 she told me she was 16 I buy it she's in a mess of trouble she's sexually abused but i if she poses as a boy and her plan is to sexually abuse girls well she have to let the cat out of the bag at some point she's finger girls woody woody she's finger banging these young ladies. She's got to lick her cat out of the bag. No, she's trying to get at their cat. And apparently she did.

A couple of 15-year-old kitties. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Watts used the alias Jake Watton to groom young female victims on messaging apps such as Facebook, Snapchat, Yubo. What the fuck is Yubo? You're not on Yubo? That's where all the young girls are. Oh, that's where I get my rape victims. That's why you're not fighting any young ladies.

You gotta get on Yubo. 13 to 15. Only. Yubo. What is the other one you mentioned next to Tinder? Raya? Raya. It's famous people Tinder. Okay.

How famous do you have to be? You have to apply and get accepted. If I had 3,000 Instagram followers, would that get more famous than that? I got denied the first time I applied like two years ago, and then I got accepted the

second time a year ago. Okay. Okay. Anyway, uh... two years ago and then i got accepted the second time a year ago okay all right so okay anyway uh what level of success did she have yeah harley's on there too seven seven seven uh counts she pleaded guilty to i think yeah it was eight years in prison she got yeah yeah eight years in prison good lock her up oh man are we saying lock her up because she's not hotter

oh wait no her victims were girls because her victims were girls yeah no my bad I'm crazy you can't be putting you can't be taking that angle that's the only angle to take if she's been going after some 15 year old boys

then she deserves a not a slap on the wrist but a medal maybe a plaque maybe a plaque with a warning hey one of these hey that thing you do to people who cut you off in traffic same thing come on what are you doing? That's your move? Thumbs down. Thumbs down, right? That's enough punishment if she's fucking boys. It's almost a public service. Yeah, I

got no problem with that for whatever reason. If I were 15... There goes Kyle's political career. Yeah, I just raped the boy. you know because i'm like if i were 15 there goes kyle's political career yeah i just you can't rape a boy if you're a girl i mean you can if you yeah what if you could you definitely can you could peg him rape requires penetration she would have you don't know what pe Do you not know what pegging is? I know what pegging is.

All right. Kyle's like, of course I do. What are you talking to? Yeah, yeah, yeah. What I'm saying is that's not usually what we hear about. Never once have I heard about the eighth grade teacher who pegged her 15-year-old student. No. The eighth grade teacher who pegged her 15 year old student.

No, she's always going to some dirt road near the high school and letting some 15 year old track star railer in the backseat of her car. Yeah, but there's so many dirt roads. Which one would I find her? Her dirt road. Ah, I like it. I like what you're doing there. Yeah, those guys that rat those girls out are pussies. But this young lady here, she's a monster. This is a bizarre scam she was running to.

This is a really convoluted scam. She'd be the best guest ever, right? All right, so where did you come up with the idea to pose as a boy to get underage girls? Why not pose as yourself and get underage girls? It would be so much easier. There are underage girls who are, as yourself and get underage girls it would be so much easier you there are underage girls who are you know lesbians yeah yeah yeah why not find one of them or is your thing that you want to troll play somehow and yet or are you transgender and i knew somebody that dated like i i knew somebody that dated a 21 year old as a 17 year

old so like that's not even that that that far off like that's truly not that actually that's not that far off at all uh i think that's probably plenty of depends on the state that's okay she was 21 and they were 16 so i'm just saying like 15 so i'm just saying like the scale like fucked up but like i'm willing to bet you'd have similar like success right if you just didn't pose as a boy yeah that that's that's what makes this weird is that she posed as the boy like well we weren't mad that she did it it's just that she was being a boy and that's fucked up like you can't have that the problem is like i think it so the girls reported this alias they were like this guy whatever his fake name is jake watson one fucking like assaulted me he's my

boyfriend and they're like well we'll hunt jake right down and they're like there is no jake watt there's only this odd-looking british girl who's apparently jemma jemma jemma watts the thing is name she's dating 15 year olds right and in a lot of states i don't know about where she's from there's a joke at 16 you can consent right a lot of states like at you could have just fucked kids legally at 14 they have to be within four years as a general rule of thumb this is north carolina this is new jersey but at 16 kids anymore it's not pc at 16 you can fuck a 50 year old if she had just raised her target by a few months she could have fucked 16 year olds look at drake just take a page out of his book or r kelly or r

kelly r kelly's fuck r kelly peed on a 14-year-old. Oh, now you're being judgmental about the sex acts, Tucker. No, I'm stating a fact. He did pee on a 14-year-old and got away with it. Of R. Kelly peeing on a 14-year-old? I've only seen the Chappelle version. I don't know if I need to see. I don't know if I'm legally allowed to see that. I think he might have been tricking you into admitting.

I was going to admit to watching child porn. I do that to everyone. I do that to everyone. I do that to everyone. I'm pretty sure that's not legal. Wasn't Brooke Shields in Playboy? Wasn't Brooke Shields in Playboy? Yeah, but not new. Who's Brooke Shields?

Who's Brooke Shields? I don't know anybody's name. This young man is a generation behind myself i know he can several behind you he is an american actress and model she's older now but she was the hottest thing before as you were being born the hottest thing that i yeah well then how the fuck i didn't pop out the womb like where's bro Shields yeah but like I'm aware of hot people from before I was born Marilyn Monroe for example that's a great one

yeah so she was in Blue Lagoon maybe you've heard of that movie I don't know it's an old movie too but the point around Brooke Shields is that she did a lot of nude stuff Playboy, Blue Lagoon, etc when she was in her early teens I don't think she was nude in Blue Lagoon I think we sort of saw a little butt did I not see her bush in Blue Lagoon, etc. when she was in her early teens. I don't think she was nude in Blue Lagoon.

I think we saw a little butt. Did I not see her bush in Blue Lagoon? No way. They implied menstruation at one point. There was implied menstruation. But no, there's no way that Brooke Shields showed bush in Blue Lagoon. I don't think she showed anything in Playboy.

I think it was very tastefully done. i didn't think it was playboy i thought it was some like offshoot of playboy some like something like that but nothing like getting in the budget playboy yeah let me see um and she was but she was she was a very sexualized young lady at a very young age that is absolutely fair to say. Because even the Calvin Klein ads that she was in back in the day were lots of close-ups of her navel and her striking poses. And she's like 14. However, let me say this. She played a prostitute at 12 years old.

So that's Jodie Foster. I'm reading it. Broke achieved fame in the late 70s when, as a 12-year-old, she played a prostitute in the film Pretty Baby. She even had a nude scene in the movie. What the fuck? Well, Jodie Foster played a prostitute and taxi driver. Lula Goon, she was 15,

and she performed love scenes with her co-star. Was Harvey Weinstein her agent? That is a good question. Mr. Weinstein, that is not in the script you're gonna want the bush in there dude i like i continuously forget how fucked up hollywood and that whole like expectations of what you're doing and at what ages. Because I had a friend. I have a friend who played an underage prostitute in X-Files? No. CS, one of those. Special Victims Unit, SVU.

Kay Panabaker, who's like 28. But she looks young. So she was playing that role and i was like oh i guess that's just the role like par for the course like you get somebody who looks young but is older to play the role but now realizing that's not oh she's cute she is no longer an actress she's a zookeeper yeah i've seen her before i don't know where from but I feel like she was in a, um, uh, uh, Phil of the future, which was like a kid,

uh, show. And then she's been at a bunch of stuff. Actually, you know where you, you know what a weird tie in is. She used to date Kevin Tangerone who directed the mortal combat series that machinima, uh,

produced. Wow. That is, that is interesting tie in. Yeah. She's very cute. I feel like she's one of those ladies who peaks at 32, though. She looks way too young.

I met her at... Oh, was she in Hannah Montana? I don't know. Whatever her credits are. Any case. What's another one? Wait, I gotta... speaking of Hannah Montana, I went to,

what's, fucking Hannah Montana's sister's name. Miley Cyrus. Nicole? No. I went to her birthday party the other day. Really? Miley Cyrus' sister?

Miley Cyrus has a sister a sister yeah her name is uh noah cyrus there's a girl named noah yeah her 20th birthday at a bar it was weird oh so you weren't invited to this party you just uh i was i was my friend was like hey come out we're at this bar and i go to the bar and like we're going to noah cyrus's birthday party it's down it's next door and i was like okay and so i went specifically because i was like i wonder if i'll see billy ray cyrus there and it was a weird it was fucking about as weird as you can expect a 20 year old's birthday party at a bar they rented out would be like the median age was like 29 but there were like definitely 20 year olds and definitely 50 year olds all in this like a wedding dj like

yelling their shit out and then it was crazy it was packed and i was just like i'm gonna go home i stayed there for like 30 minutes before i convinced everybody i was like i guys i gotta go home this is weird but as as she was coming in I got bumped from like there was no exit behind me I got bumped by a bunch of people rushing behind me and I was like where the fuck did all you guys come from and I turned and I said that like directly face to face with Lil Nas X

like he was he was trying to get past me like where the fuck did all of you kids come from and they were just they got let in. Lil Nas S is the guy with the facial tattoos and the neck tattoo? No that would be uh no old town road uh little nas x i want to take my horse to the old the the gay rapper he's not he's not gay you're sure yeah pretty sure how well do you know this guy i did not personally yeah no it's just a weird one of those things we were like okay

for the story I guess if you look up Noah Cyrus her boyfriend is Lil Zion Lil Xan who's a very popular rapper right now I'm just not his demo. You know, believe it or not,

Lil Xan has 4 million monthly listeners on Spotify. Pretty sizable. He's doing good. Well, good for him. Yeah, good for him. I feel like you're not planning for the future if you name yourself Lil anything or kid anything yeah i promise you that little zan is living is here for a good time not a long time yeah i like that yeah yeah like at some point little wayne is like

he's not little anymore he's just that old guy having a seizure wayne is the is the longest little wayne is like the oldest most absurd absurdly long-living Lil Elias. You know? Like everybody else dropping out by like mid-20s. Lil Wayne, like still, I don't know if he still is, but like knee-deep in promethazine, having seizures, still alive. Hell yeah. Like he's kicking it.

Lil Wayne's the true OG. He's definitely on my bucket list. That guy's not going to make it another five. Really? Your death pool list, maybe? Who? Yeah, not my bucket list. I don't want to meet that motherfucker. That's what I was saying. What do you mean?

What do we call it, Woody? The death pool. The death pool. We bet on who's going to die next. You guys should have a very public death pool. Betty White's way up there. How old is Betty White? Somebody won that, right? Did someone win her last death pool?

I don't recall. Betty White is 97. And she's definitely losing it. I saw her at an award show last year and she wasn't all there. I want to say someone had George Bush Sr. in that pool. He died in the meantime.

I forgot he died. Yeah, he's done. He's been dead for a while now, huh? Like 80% sure? I'm going to double check. I know his wife died. Oh, Barbara? Yeah, I think his wife died

after he died, like six months or something yeah i like when they remember what i remember his funeral or i remember remember like the televised portion of it you know yeah i'm watching a television to catch that i don't have cable i just saw it at the bar i'm sure gotcha gotcha barbara bush died april 27 or 2018 He died in 2018 H.W. Bush Wait what date November 30th Oh he died after her

Barbara went first Six months Did you guys I don't want to talk politics but I do want to talk CNN did you see what they did To Bernie Sanders So again I stay away from politics but i do want to talk cnn did you see what they did to bernie so i so i again like i i again i stay away from politics but i i didn't even watch this specific one because i read you

stay away from talking about it or following it talking about i follow it very deeply i just you know i i just realized that stirring up the pot is cuts half your audience yeah it's half yeah it's just stupid um so people are you can pretty pretty much surmise what my views are because that's just who i am but regardless the the whole idea of the like bernie can't uh doesn't think that women can get elected talking point and then the clips that came afterward that's some spicy tv i'm living for it like the popcorn like did you see him not shake elizabeth warren's hand and like i saw the opposite she didn't shake his i feel like you described that backwards oh really maybe maybe regardless and she goes like yeah she's like let's talk you know cnn is not a good news source it is like as it is even as like a fox news level cnn

we i mean they're that was now that was pretty much what they did even the fox fox news treated bernie sanders town hall better than cnn treated the democratic debates with bernie sanders which makes like i agree but i'm not sure it's bad and here's my take on it you saw the question right yeah uh i know the part you're talking about i think what kyle's referring to is this they said bernie did you say that woman could never be president and he said no i didn't say that all right elizabeth warren how did you feel when he said that women could never be president it's like the fuck yeah i was like Yeah, yeah, yeah. But, and a lot of people were like, they're doing Fox News,

I meant to say Republican talking points, right? They're asking these questions that Republicans, how do you respond to that? And they would be like, how are you going to keep us in the Middle East and win all these wars? No questions about how to pay for it. But your healthcare plan,

where are you going to find the money for that? So they're doing this. But I don't mind hard questions. I don't mind, the Republican talking points to me doesn't disqualify a question from being a good one. I want to hear the answers to it. Look, when he runs against Trump

or she runs against Trump or whoever it becomes, they're going to have to face plenty of hard questions. So I would like to see them deal with it here in the primaries to help inform my decision of who i prefer to get to the general that's a weird statement yeah that's not the issue at hand the issue at hand is is the is that it's not for it's not tit for tat she's not being asked the same the questions are all are all they named him they named him on the screen like they put bernie sanders said or bernie sanders feels and nobody else they did it like four times with his name so that's the

problem they're they're trying to rig the game against bernie sanders again like that's all this is they're they have no they do not like him they do not want him to be the candidate. And they're literally skewing things against him in an incredibly unfair way. It's absurd the questions they're asking him versus the questions they're asking her. They should ask tough questions of everyone. But everyone should get the same question, right? Like Elizabeth Warren. It shouldn't be a Bernie said or whatever. What do you think we should do about this?

All right, Bernie, what do you think we should do about this? It shouldn't be. It was incredibly stupid. That's what I was advocating for just you know ask them tough questions and they they did they asked a lot of the democrats how they were going to pay for the health care plan not just bernie so i don't mind the you don't mind the tough questions either yeah it's yeah it's two it's two sides of the coin like you're talking about the the republican i i questions which you're right are guaranteed to be asked during presidential debates so it's not a bad idea but the problem with the debates was specifically the name and shame or like the x said y everybody pile on because then it's like

one guy saying well i didn't say that and everybody's saying well he said that and here's how i'd respond so i'm coming to agree with you if you were to talk to me even a week ago or two weeks ago i looked into the bernie sanders media bias and it didn't seem like it was really there like 80 of the coverage of him was positive it was over you can look it up there's a wikipedia article about it and it kind of influenced me in a pretty big way and i was like and also my thing about the conspiracies a lot of whether or not i buy into them has to do with how many people have to keep this secret. You know, if it's six people or 12 people who did a thing in his dark room.

Okay. I'm listening. If it's 2,500 people all working together to hold down someone, I'm like, I don't know. I feel like that would leave. But no, but all right.

So on this, I'll be real quick. I'm coming around to the same side as you. I can't look at the lower third that they put on there. There's a name for it that says Bernie Sanders said this and not see the same bias that everyone else does. So there was one where Bernie Sanders went up 4% in the polls and they said he went down. I could write that off to an accident, right? They just said it backwards. But there's getting to be too many of these and this last debate in

particular really seemed to have a slant against bernie where i'm like fuck are they out to get this guy it seems unfair did you did you all right so i i totally agree with you on the conspiracy theory thing it's like how many people need to keep this quiet? However, when you're dealing with something like a top down media corporation, it's way easier because these people are just doing their job and they're not being told anything outside of the norm of just do your job. So did you see that Sinclair broadcasting video from like a couple of years ago? Yes. a couple years ago yes where it's like where it's like 300 news stations reading the exact same script saying like the media is out to tell you exactly what to think because they're all right none of those people were like ah i'm gonna partake in this like brainwashing scheme they were like oh today's script here we go right so it's it's a little bit different when you're dealing

with media versus like black ops or like trying to, you know, keep a covert piece of information locked down. And then I agree with you that also I was on the same side of like media bias, especially the media that I, I consume very pro Bernie, very pro liberal Democrat. Um, and I was kind of struggling to feel as if there was any real bias here. But one thing that helped me kind of understand why somebody or why a group of people would be pushing this media bias was that my dad is uh very um very very uh he's he's he's getting more racist as he gets older and he's like for real you know you're just sitting at the dinner table over Christmas. It's called wisdom, boy. And you're just like, God damn it.

You know, he was watching like an Arkansas Trump rally live in his home in North Carolina over Thanksgiving. And I was like, Dad, why are you watching this? And he goes, well, I like the guy. I just want to hear what he has to say. I'm like, OK, fine. We somehow got on the topic of, of politics and he goes, well, you know who I would vote for over Trump, Bernie Sanders. And I was like, what the fuck? He goes, that guy, he, what he says is what he believes every single thing he's ever done.

He stood for, I like him. At least I know what I'm getting with him. And I'm like, if you can convince that type of person to flip from a Trump to a Bernie. That makes a lot more sense to me why you would be afraid of having Bernie be the one who can be like, hey, we need to break up these corporations because that's what CNN is relying on. One thing I started looking at is who's Teflon, right? So Donald Trump is Teflon. I don't know how it happens, but he seems to be able to say anything and fuck anyone. Teflon Don. And it doesn't stick to him okay cool uh kamala harris had her bump after she attacked joe biden and then whatever something

sunk her and she's out of the race who the judge had his bump after he attacked elizabeth warren's uh the cost of her health care plan weird and then uh he got then they you know he's had met with wine sellers or something and now he's fucked and he's done and then uh he got then they you know he's had met with wine sellers or something and now he's fucked and he's done and then um elizabeth warren can't pay for her plan and she tanks or whatever where's bernie fallen i want to see if he had joe biden right joe biden is fucking talking with his teeth not seemingly in place about children rubbing peanut butter on his leg hairs and sitting on his lap or whatever the hell joe biden says and somehow it doesn't hurt his poll numbers at all he's leading nationally but like i the thing about polls is they're very easy to skew leading nationally means nothing it

means absolutely not they're about a piece of primaries yeah and bernie is leading in most of them and and i think the more he wins the more they'll just have to say his name like remember when Donald Trump won and speaking his name it was like they were vomiting out the words Donald Trump

you know they were like it's now yeah it's for sure Donald Trump has won the state of florida they couldn't do it they could it hurt them you could tell and i feel like it's the same way when bernie wins each of these primaries and and as he wins them those are going to get his name out there more and more and the more people who are more more centrist listen to bernie sanders the more i think they'll be on board with some of the stuff he does because the truth is my biggest knock against him has always been why are you

gonna pay for all that shit it all sounds great i love it but how are you gonna pay for all that shit but but this time around every single candidate has an idea that costs 40 trillion fucking dollars yeah yeah everybody they're like, Trump might have the cheapest plan and he wants to build a $50 billion wall. Yeah. He's like, with a B, not a T, boys.

All right? Calm down. Does the planet have that much concrete? Ah, fuck off. Mexico's got it. They'll make it. The Mexicans will make it.

I'll make them stomp it with their feet. You know what I want the Democratic candidates to do more? And this is something I applaud Trump for. Go on the news. Trump woke up every morning and was on seemingly every news program.

He was calling everybody. Yeah, he's calling. He's just like, hey, I've got shit to do. They talked to him. He devoted a few hours a day to talking on the news. Whereas I don't know what it is about, I'll just pick a guy, Buttigieg, that's keeping him off the news. But show up.

Go on, talk to him. I guarantee you that, whatever, CNN or ABC or pick one, will be happy to have Elizabeth Warren on their show instead of Scaramucci for the 99th time. I'll tell you what it is. Trump is a gunslinger when it comes to public speaking. He's just shooting from the hip. You can ask him any question and it doesn't matter

that he hasn't been briefed on this, that he hasn't ran through this a dozen times with a mock debate audience out there. That's what Biden you know, like the traditional candidate. They have mock debates. You know, they have a person standing in and like throwing them questions. So they're prepared. Trump's not doing that.

He's just off the top of his head telling you what he thinks of Iraq or Iran or Russia or anybody. When he fucks up, it doesn't stick to him. Right. Like I watched. I watched. Because they know it's from the hip. And the guy said he he was asking him, I'm going to screw up the guy's name,

but Soleimani, the one who we just killed? Salami, yeah. So they were asking him what he thought of him before he was elected. And I'm going to paraphrase, but it was pretty much, I don't know who the fuck that is. That's a gotcha question.

You shouldn't be asking me gotcha questions like that. And he didn't know what country he was from. He didn't know all, didn't hurt him. Didn hurt him and it just people accepted that trump would get on the job training yeah i don't think people cared that much i do think that the the uh the funny thing is since we've already gone through the whole like all right you know what's what's the scary bad part about bernie and they're socialism. And everybody at this point now, a lot of people are just like, well, it's not, it's not like red scare socialism. It's just like, he's just been that way for 65 fucking years. Like he's got a, he's got a roadmap. Nobody's

surprised when he says the same thing. And I feel like I've now heard the same thing come out of his mouth for eight years. I don't, I like it's rhetoric, right? You hear the same thing come out of his mouth for eight years i don't i like it's rhetoric right you hear the same thing i'm pretty sure everyone even if you don't like the guy know exactly where he stands on every single topic so now it's like i don't care where he stands on any topic except for one i am a single issue non-able to voter and uh so um you know i i sent him 27 yesterday get out as soon as i read that cnn shit yeah i was like that's horseshit that's and like bernie's gonna legalize he posted on reddit he was like i'm i'm bernie sanders and i need your money and i was like all right wait i was actually really good it was it was really easy to do on your phone The single issue is Marijuana legal expunging old records

Yeah Why would you care about that That's so shocking Why would I care about anything else That's like if you got cancer And Donald Trump's like I'm gonna make cancer illegal Fuck yeah You're gonna outlaw it entirely

I just need common sense cancer regulation. Don't go over the top. Let's fucking go. I had to go piss in a cup yesterday. Come on, Bernie, let's go. This is without a doubt going to be the more

entertaining of the two election cycles, right? The Hillary vs. Trump one i think was was shockingly entertaining because of the things i'm going to be more entertained because i feel like if bernie does win the the candidacy and i'm pretty sure that trump has said nobody's allowed to run against him on the republican side of things you're gonna have the two polar opposites like so far away from each other that it's going to be some weird debates they're going to be weird but i i tell you nothing is ever going to top 2016 when

when donald trump brought the bill clinton rape accusers oh my god i forgot about that that was that was such a move that was so sick about that and then they fucking put the camera on them too it's like there they are there they are right there and oh and here's bill i hope bernie pulls the opposite right there are children there's a 14 year old that accused of raping her yeah she's alive yeah let's see her and uh dig her up as in let's get her. I mean, dig her up as in, let's get her out here. Oh, I see. Jesus. And the Miss Teen USA pageant winners, participants, not winners, talking about how he viewed their young bodies behind stage and stuff.

Go ahead, line the stands with that shit. Trump's got dirt. Put a show on. It would be fine. He'd be fine. Trump would do fine with that. He'd be like, look at her. She's a beautiful woman.

Wouldn't you want to look? And the audience would be like, yeah, goddamn. Wish I was in your dressing room. He might. He might. And nothing sticks to him. Nothing sticks to him. Here's what's going to happen.

Somebody is going to pull out that Apprentice tape where he drops the N-bomb. And they're going to just play it at the final debate. They're just going to put it on there. And they're just going they're just like what do you say about that he'll be like so what i said it that's not me that would be crazy if that's those fake videos are incredible they're getting real scary good the the cadence that they've managed to like grab from trump throughout all of it because he has so much publicly televised just speeches they have so much content so these channels this specific channel i can't it's called like stable genius on on youtube yeah they upload one yeah it's like it's like oh man we're getting

there like next election cycle we're gonna have bernie sanders highland hitler from the that would be my move if i were trump like Like I would already have that made. Someday there's a, well, there's a couple of tapes of me saying some things that might come out. You know, what would be great is if they played that. And then I immediately played like a tape of Bill Clinton saying the most horrific things ever. And I was like, you see what the technology can make you do? Bill Clinton is not a space Nazi. He's a terrible man. A rapist, indeed. But not a space Nazi.

A misinformation campaign around that. Have that in the bank. Have it ready. That's probably enough politics. I really just want to say, it was really frustrating to see that from CNN. It's disgusting, honestly, because I don't want to have to piss in a cup every two weeks for the next two years. I have. You're probably right. It's not public. Maybe we'll do this super quick.

They're talking about the impeachment thing is going to the Senate. I think it might have gone today. We'll see. And there's a whole question about whether witnesses come so ted cruz floated the idea hey if the democrats get some witnesses mulvaney bolton etc how about we get some witnesses hunter biden joe biden adam schiff and the whistleblower yeah but that's just like all of that is just the worst misdirection and not legal and not even remotely on the trade. I'd make the trade.

Okay. Here's why you make, Oh, you make the, I see what you're saying. You make the, but the whistleblower is the only one that they really want. That's the only one I don't like.

No, no, no. They want Biden. I think Hunter might be their first choice. I'm just guessing that the whistleblower, no one should want the whistleblower outed, right?

If you're a Trump supporter, then outing the whistleblower isn't helping Trump. It's helping corruption, right? The next whistleblower is going to know that his name will get tweeted by the president's son or whatever. They should have kept that whistleblower private because, like, whatever. Whoever – Just show him the other foot and that's even worse. imagine you love trump and hillary is our next president somehow she's not running but whatever you want whistleblowers to feel free to out bad things you want whistleblowers to feel free to do their thing and all they want to do is

discredit the whistleblower and sling mud at the whistleblower and that's not good for america republican or democrat that shouldn't be the way that we defend ourselves but um the other ones like i have no love for hunter biden and his sweetheart deals right this guy doesn't know anything about freaking ukrainian oil like the fuck he's totally getting rich off his father's vice president gig for sure drag him out in front you know do his thing joe biden you know like don't tell me you knew nothing that you weren't in the loop on this i want him out crash and burn so bad i would i would give parts of my soul if i could if i could use that to create some magic that would make biden say

the most retarded things ever on it have stage. Have you been using this magic? Because I feel like it's happening. He said that kids rub the peanut butter on his mouth. The things that come out of this guy's mouth. I look around at people and I'm like, okay, I get it. He was Obama's vice president, but that's the only... No, my leg hair is turned blonde. I need him to get legitimately confused about where he is on a debate stage.

This is what he said.'m gonna i'm gonna get this pretty close my leg hairs are really long i've got long hairy legs and they turn blonde in the sun so i would have the kids come around and they rub my hair and they'd watch they rub my legs and they'd watch the hair stick back up and that's why i know about roaches what the fuck and why are we talking about roaches i don't know how accurate that is but it's pretty close it is it is yeah there's something about children sitting on his lap that he likes he's he's last generation's democrat i'm tired of it yeah i'm tired of it he's not he's he's like a two generation i feel like he he's even worse than like he's regressed pre like he's clinton than... He's Clinton generation Democrat.

Yeah. My wife talks about that. She doesn't like that they're all so old. She doesn't like Buttigieg. I don't give a fuck. I don't care that they're old. Really? I don't care how old they are.

I don't care how old they are. Trump is... Wait, isn't Bernie Sanders two years... Hold on. Trump age. They're all old as fuck. I wish there was someone in the prime of their productivity years. You know, get a 45, 55-year-old.

That's what I want in my president. What kind of productivity, though? I don't need them working at a mercantile or anything like that. You know, I need to make good decisions. Joe Biden is one year younger than Bernie Sanders. Yeah. Joe Biden is 77, Bernie is 78. Bernie just looks older because he's been fighting the fight for 70 years.

Bernie looks older, but like in my observation, I feel like mentally he hasn't aged as much. Yeah, he's a little sharper. I think he's much sharper. I don't care how old you are. As long as you can serve the term, like serve your four years and as long as you get like multiple vetted multiple vetted health you know uh statements from everyone that says you're not going to drop that and die cool like trumped it yeah multiple i just feel like for any of the grand any of the candidates over 70 there's a predictable mental decline that we can expect over the next four to eight years and i'm okay with that there's there's a whole safety net behind those people. I want the big picture stuff done.

The little decisions. Not the little decisions. Things like this Iran thing. I feel like that's best done by committee sometimes. At least behind closed doors anyway. I feel like Trump needs to have a powwow. What do we do? Alright, we all agree.

I'm going to be the one to say it, though. That's how that sort of thing should go down. You don't want this guy unilateral. No unilateral, yeah. Nah, but things like, what do we do about healthcare or the economy or the military at large or foreign policy? That's more the big brain stuff that I want.

I want these guys being like, look, this is the plan for the future. You just tell me how to best put that plan into action. All right. Yeah, it's... Pivot! Let's get out of here. Okay. Let me do an ad.

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Students and staff may have been sprayed by fuel or inhaled fumes. Paramedics are treating those complaining of skin irritation or breathing problems. What a bunch of pussies. What is this fucking generation that we can't take a little bit of gasoline? Yeah. First of all. Some of these kids were as much as seven years old. Toughen up.

We all know how high up that plane must have been when it vented this stuff. No. Typically, you come in for emergency landings way high. But over four schools. How close are these four schools? They show where they're within one mile of the airport. There are four schools. Not even less than that. There these four schools, right? They show where. They're within one mile of the airport. There are four schools.

Not even less than that. There are four schools? There's three million people that live here, Kyle. In that neighborhood, there aren't. It's a gigantic city. I've been there. Yeah. So around LA.

What I'm saying is this is nonsense. Somebody smelled a little kerosene. Oh, my delicate nose. I smelled a little kerosene. Oh, my delicate nose. I smelled petroleum products. Yeah, I lived next to the Santa Monica airport. I smelled that jet fuel every day. I don't have cancer yet. What a bunch of pussies.

What a bunch of pussies. They're just probably trying to sue Delta. Are you on Big Delta's payroll, Kyle? See, next time I want to fly to Atlanta, to North Atlanta, I'm going to have to pay more. That's a joke about how I'm not allowed to leave the north of Georgia.

Oh, I didn't get it. I didn't get it. Do you have flights going 13 miles? Because that's my radius. Can I just sit in it just for a minute? Can I get a bag of those peanuts and I'll split? I used to fly like every other month and this has been a while. Yeah, I think this is a case of people in Los Angeles being a bunch of big up pussies.

Because I just can't imagine that see what they lead you to believe by this article is that like it rained gasoline onto children and they were just like as it drenched them in literal gasoline first of all i think jets run on kerosene but but but but but probably i think yeah i would assume let me google it maybe i'm wrong about that but jet fuel is its own thing but it's it's it's like kerosene i think but that fuel is a clear straw colored fuel based on unleaded kerosene yeah so i i think that they just smelled a little kerosene and and they got their little buttholes up in a Twitter. Nobody's suing, so I don't know what you're talking about. Well, then whose article is this?

Is it CNN? It's probably Fox News and CNN combined. I can see Don Lemonet. We believe that the pilot of the plane was none other than Democratic candidate Bernie Sanders. Wait, so it is actually CNN is the first two that pop up i think mine was on abc but it's all these woody report on this nonsense abc is just a it's just a fair and balanced uh my favorite thing about this too is what they're not talking about is this plane's making an emergency landing they were jumping dumping fuel so they wouldn't explode the 300 passenger

jet liner on landing those people are pussies too if they can't take a little explosion yeah take your skin irritation and save 300 people from the most costly disaster since 1998 i think in the north american uh airline system i would say well 2001 there was a pretty big one no I'm talking okay relax I'm talking oh my god Tucker never forget we had one rule never forget terrorism terror but it was Delta being a terrorist organization by dumping this jet fuel across the schools targeting these schools they targeted the schools i mean how else yeah where else are the headlines saying that the the homes in between the schools were target were these were underprivileged schools too even at that

what what were these minorities like delta airlines i love delta i should make i love 30s. Delta Airlines. I love Delta. I love Delta too. I only fly Delta. I got so many Delta miles. Are they not expired after the... I don't think they expire. Oh, status expires. You're right. Your miles don't. Where's the first place you're going? Colorado, where I'll live from now on.

Are you actually going to move? Oh, yes. A hundred thousand percent. Yeah. Like the day I'm, if they, if they call me right now, like,

Hey, the whole probation thing, forget about it. I would literally be like, all right guys, I'm cutting this one at three hours. I'm leaving. I would literally get in my car,

drive to the airport, park it in long-term parking and buy a ticket. Yeah. Yeah. Leave it. Buy it, buy a ticket at the, at, at the thing and just fly there with no plan. Like, like on the plane, I'd be getting a VRBO. And then as soon as I had a VRBO, I'd be on fucking realestate.com buying a goddamn house. I'm gone the moment I can. And that's, you're going to love it out there. It's so much. I was so shocked when I went to Colorado, how much nicer and sunnier it is. You know, Colorado is in a desert. I mean, uh, Denver's in a desert. It gets some of the most sun in the U S.

Yeah. I've spent a lot of time in Denver. I've been to Denver maybe six times, Seattle, probably three times. And, uh, you know, I'm, I'm listing places they have like legal wheat and uh in la maybe seven eight times or something like that and don't move here no you can't you can't own guns i can't own guns anyway but but it so so for me it's between sea it's between washington state and uh in colorado and i spent some time up in washington yeah colorado is great washington state's cool too but it's not. Raise a lot of snow? Am I crazy? It rains a lot, and I prefer the snow. I love the idea of the snow and getting into that

and buying myself some sort of vehicle that handles that really well. Maybe a Tesla truck. I love just getting into the idea of snow and things about snow. See, I'm from the south, so we get three inches and we're like, oh my fucking god, and Atlanta shuts down like walking dead. What would you get? What vehicle is in the lead? A truck?

A Tesla truck. Yes, let's go. Why not? I mean, why not? They're cheap too. Comparative to any other truck? Cheap. Yeah, compared to any other truck cheap yeah compared to any other car like like like cars cost forty thousand dollars now unless you want civic if you if you want a lot of features you know if you and uh and i'm rolling down my window my mom got a

fucking honda fit when i total the car like actually i guess it was kind of long ago like eight years ago that thing has roll down windows i like, at the time when she bought it, I was like, I didn't know they actually made cars with roll-down windows now, like hand crank. Roll-down windows are cool. Yeah, it's a little work out in the middle of your day. Keep you active. Hey, can you roll up the back window?

I don't know. I just feel like the bzzz is lame. It's an overweight woman named karen would want auto windows like well you totally should have special ordered your fifty thousand dollar truck with roll down windows just to be they're like that guy are you sure jim you have a special order is he fucking retarded he says roll down windows are lame guy rolling down the window and I feel like that guy is a doer. I see a guy pressing on the button. His dad doesn't.

His dad thinks he's a real fucking loser. I bet that by the time you get a Tesla truck you won't get the very baseline one. It'll be $65,000, $70,000. Why would they increase the price by 30 000 that's not how that works the high end one that's gonna be like the one motor it's not gonna have self-driving there's gonna be things in it that you prefer self-driving is like five grand and one motor is it five or is

it eight yeah it doesn't i mean it doesn't matter it's a software update so fuck yeah yeah yeah i don't choose later on you can add that on later on but that's really not a big deal for me the self-driving thing especially if i'm living somewhere with like rough weather like colorado i just like the look of it and the fact that it's electric and the one motor i'm sure it's still it's still it tows i think it tows 3,500 pounds. How long does it tow? I can tow 3,500 pounds. 150 feet. All right? It takes me several trips to make that tow.

They didn't give any info. Can I get one cinder block at a time? They didn't give any info on the range. If you've ever pushed your truck or whatever, you're like, hey, I can actually push my entire vehicle if I really want to. Just not very far. So when they say things like, oh, yeah, the Tesla truck, it tows 3 500 pounds first of all that's nothing right and second of all like how far does it charge it you know we've talked about this before but like i'm not interested in towing i don't want a truck i don't want the tesla for that i want i want it because

it looks fucking cool and it's electric and i bet it's quick even with the one motor i bet it's i bet it's just as i bet it's faster than the f one motor i bet it's i bet it's just as i bet it's faster than the f-150 they said the zero to wouldn't bet against it yeah they did they're so fast the electric cars yes they just go i mean it's instant torque all there it's the baseline is 6.5 seconds which is still way faster than any truck you're getting at zero 60 you're getting pretty close actually i bet modern trucks are about six and a half no am i crazy uh ford f-150 zero to 60 time uh depends on what you want the fastest 650 uh 3.9 seconds for a 650 horsepower nightmare Ford F-150. Okay, not the nightmare F-150. Why? I wasn't going for that either.

Let's go EcoBoost. I'm going to put EcoBoost. Yeah, go EcoBoost. That's what I would get if I were getting an F-150, probably. But the max... I'm 95% sure the maxed out one... Yeah, it says 4.5 seconds so i mean fine but like look who no no here it is the the top the top one 2.9 seconds

this is the top tesla yeah the fastest yeah because they because and the they said the fastest they ever raced this is a motor trend so i trust them 2008 toyota tundra supercharged was 4.4 the the because i remember in the demo they were like hey this thing beats a 911 off of the drag strip and i was like what the fuck this thing has the aerodynamics of a Lego brick. And it's like, yeah, it's just... So this is a F-150 SuperCrew with the 5 liter. That's the V8. It's 5.7. Yeah. So that's...

So it's definitely comparable. That's what I'm getting at. Yeah, but how much does that one cost? Probably like 65-ish, just based on... So you're already 20 grand lower because the Tesla truck's 39K. And I just like the... I think the Tesla just looks cool. And I honestly...

Elon Musk is one of those people who's like, I want to support by buying his product. Not that he needs my money, but that everything that he does seems to be for the betterment of man. I'm a big Elon Musk fan. Elon Musk is just an enjoyable CEO to pay attention to. Even if you don't like him,

the things he does are like so eccentric and he's as close to a tone he's the uncool tony stark like he puts his money behind weird shit and you're just like i respect you having fuck you money and just being like damn what if i just made a shit like weird geometric truck and it's like okay i i watched that you were the one who was anti-tunnel we talked to we talked about on the show i was anti-tunnel because it's stupid you're the same mindset still stupid okay i think you want me over with your argument actually yeah it's just the dumbest thing i was like just build it above ground like what the fuck i chicago did it just

fine i don't understand why we can't just do Chicago again. What? You talking about the L? The elevator train? I'm just, yeah, yeah. I was like, you know. So Boston sold me on their vision for the big dig. I haven't really seen its reality, but it was like, you know what?

We're going to put all the traffic underground. When you're in a car, you don't really care if you're looking at the sun and the window and whatever. But we're going to put the traffic underground. And then all those streets that are in between buildings now are gonna be greenway this is gonna be a walking safe city it's going to be like buildings that you work in that you live in surrounded by park and i thought i like that i like that the only thing i've ever heard that would be so cool yeah thanks it would be incredible wait so i have a two-part thing it would be incredible but they're not going to demo the fucking residential

areas to make room for parks just because the traffic no no they're replacing their streets with parks oh that's a cool idea um have you did you see at ces toyota announcing at the base of mount fuji they're building the world's first completely smart city starting in 2021 here i'll pull it up to what uh it's they're gonna they're gonna test everything from autonomous um police like uh vehicles to uh uh like the entire road are we talking robocop we're talking we're talking actual cyberpunk like the roads are all gonna be magnetic powered it's fucking i'm sorry to interrupt but have you ever seen the robocop video where he's blowing all the guys dicks off yes i just re-watched that the other day it's so good if you're listening to this, it's incredibly R-rated. Just Google search Robocop blowing dicks off and watch that video.

Robocop. I watch Robocop with the expectations that I'm seeing a Marvel movie, right? That this thing's PG and I don't know why it's not G. It's not that at all. Robocop is... Well, the dick blowing off thing, that's like a fan-made funny thing. Oh, okay, okay.

It's literally like 30 dicks he blows off. And at the end, the one guy just comes up and drops his pants. He's like, just do it! And he's got the biggest dick of them all and Robocop puts the three round... He's like... And the head of the dick just

explodes in blood it's it's great so toyota's building a smart city in japan do i have that much right yes 2 000 people at the base of mount fuji not base space but like you know right on the outskirts specifically to test autonomous uh robots like assisted living so like imagine you go to get your your food all that's made by robots or like the you know like the civilian fucking autonomous robot that's gonna see if somebody's mugging you is is robot it's basically a trial tech city where the the people that work there will work in the tech sector like you're living in your beta testing environment it seems like one of the more cool ideas i think in because it's it's close to like cyberpunk as we're gonna get right now america's not doing it america's never

doing it anymore fucking sick man oh have you ever been yeah it is so cool i got so i went in and obviously i like i went to tokyo and it's like everything that you'd expect where japan is a city built like the 1990s thought the future would be so it's like big concrete buildings and it's not necessarily aesthetically pleasing but when you when you start walking around at night and you start going through all this stuff like that entire society, that entire culture around this like technologically forward living and same as South Korea to an extent, too, is so cool and so shockingly different from America that when I landed back in landed back in la the culture shock wasn't me going to japan it was me coming back to america and being like dude even the fucking customs sucks like obviously customs suck but like our airport sucks our our our graphics like everything is just awful my ordering food is bad eating food in a restaurant is bad. I went to a restaurant. There were no humans there. They made me ramen. I sat in my own personal booth. It was soundproof.

Nobody talked to me. I didn't have to look at anyone. I was just hungry. It cost me like $4 and it was incredible. And I got up and I left and that was it. I didn't interact with anyone. There are negatives to the society idea. There's definitely a lot of people that aren't interactive with the community and stuff, but inherently the ideas they have, I'm so excited for, because if we could just even get a fraction of that over here, it would make things so much more interesting. Did you take the train, the subway, the train?

Who, what kind of maniac society puts suede on their seats in their public transport seriously i got i got in the train to leave from um from the airport and it's all red suede and i looked around and i looked at my our guide our guide who lived there i went with razor for tokyo game show expo two years ago and and i was like why are the seats suede and he goes what do you mean i'm like they're gonna get stained and he goes nobody eats or drinks on the train and i was like okay but like you know there's no stains at all this is a new train people covered with feces like they here are in san francisco nobody's sleeping here on the train like i i i the trash was non-existent um it was just that now this is a lot of like a lot of this

is cultural stuff well-behaved manners yeah right and also like very not well-behaved people too like very rude um xenophobic um old elderly people like definitely ran into that as well so i don't want to like shed japan in this like bastion of incredible technology and cultural light but there were like people i never heard a horn honk ever because it's illegal i like nobody yelled in the streets like i was i have a very projecting voice and i was talking and i always felt uncomfortable talking in public because you could never hear anybody else's conversations but one time i was laughing and i heard it echo and everyone was looking at me and i was like my bad sorry it was really funny just like uh the the the willingness to adopt new technology is at the

forefront of a lot of south korea and japanese culture in america it's like the old way is the tried and true way right so i just feel like it's very – What you project onto Japan in this is what I do to China, right? My section of Japan wasn't as done up as yours was. I think I even went to Tokyo, but I'm not sure. But we walked around a whole lot. Joe had a fighter friend there, Roxanne Matafari. She's fighting on Connor's card this weekend.

Anyway, yeah, so she speaks speaks japanese and she lived in japan and she took us on this tour and we went to these like smaller restaurants and sat on the floor and did whatever but i didn't get exposed to the like the i guess the shiny new stuff that you did she was more about yeah you know hardcore japanese culture but china cool i i can't. My people have heard me say this before. I feel like China's been playing this game on cheat codes, right? Like, if this is Civilization the Game, we've been at war for the last 18 years, and those guys have been SimCity-ing,

you know, just building up their own place, not spending money... What is China doing? China's just like, eh, what if we just poured it all back into China? Right. And we're like, Iraq looks really healthy for a bit of tech over there. It's like, what if we just poured it all back into china right we're like iraq looks really

healthy for a bit of tech over there it's like what if we you know and and i this is back into politics but like what if we just completely not possible like if we just invested all of the money that we spent out there into here it's like back into politics but it's non-partisan because i don't see one party is more or less guilty of this and the other really no it's just like i i really and truly this especially a lot of the technological technological ideas that they're coming in through with the city i'm like well shit that that would never you know what the biggest city-wide tech invention thing we've had in the u.s that's notable to me when topeka kansas got google fiber right that. And they named it to Google Kansas or something like that. I think it was Topeka.

Anyways, everybody was like, Oh my God, what do you mean? Google can just come in and give everybody gigabit. That was our big thing in South Korea. It's like gigabit is $20 a month. Probably not, but it's like, it's normal. And I'm out here struggling with my not struggling but like i'm paying business class for 20 up like you are fuck yeah welcome to los angeles oh that stinks no i have gigabit yeah i have 500 down 20 up i have gigabit each way it's not well 20 up you could do better i i would

argue that once you get like 50 or 100 up it Allison doesn't even make a difference. Yeah, diminishing returns. We now know, so at the end of the debate, when she didn't shake Bernie's hand, they had them miked. We now know what they said. What they said. She says, I think you just called me a liar on national TV. He says, what?

She says, I think you just called me a liar on national TV. He says, you called me a liar on national TV. Let's not do this right now. I'm happy. I'm happy to discuss this some other time. She goes, any time. And then the other guy, like the billionaire guy, he walks in and goes, hey, Bernie, I just wanted to say hey. He was just standing there going, ooh. It's a real he said, she said. God, I hate her. God, I hate her.

You hate her, huh? So long. Not even because of this. I despise. She looks like the worst second grade teacher you've ever had. She'd be no pizza parties. No pizza parties. Oh, it's raining a little.

I don't want to watch. No, we're going to stay inside today. She does not wheel out the TV and the VHS player. Oh, it's raining a little. I don't want to watch. No, we're going to stay inside today. She does not wheel out the TV and the VHS player. No, absolutely not. And if she does, it's some bullshit health video. When the other kids get to watch the Mighty Ducks or something like that. She just seems like an atrocious person. I like Hillary Clinton more than I like her.

And I despise Hillary Clinton. I like her. She won me over six years ago, Elizabeth Warren. She used to be big on anti-corruptions. And she tookise Hillary Clinton. I like that. She won me over six years ago, Elizabeth Warren. She used to be big on anti-corruptions and she took on the banks. And she had this great line that I loved. She was always arguing with the banks. You know, you guys are doing this. You guys are doing this.

You're setting it up here. You know, private profits and public losses and all this bullshit. And the banks are like, you just don't understand. And she's like, your problem isn't that I don't understand. Your problem is that I do. And I'm like yeah you know like i like that so uh you've been mistreating my people for many years yeah it was pretty good but uh uh terrible human being hmm well i love this i love that cnn is the one running the article two of the the like post our inner our debate they're like ah we also have the mics for this guys yeah how unprofessional is that

like by the way it didn't come out of nowhere this is anderson cooper reporting this by the way that playing this audio right now like this is happening right now. It's absurd. That seems incredibly unprofessional. I don't know why the news organizations run the debates. Not characteristic of me. Can we get off politics? Yeah. I didn't mean to. I don't want to get back on it. I just think it's interesting that

now we know what they said. I do think that's interesting. I'm actually glad you told me. But our relationship advice. The post I bookmarked is gone now but i remember it 23 year old boyfriend uh 24 year old boyfriend 23 year old girlfriend so here they are in their early 20s my boyfriend of almost a year doesn't wash his genitals the post is gone but what it said oh i saw this post you saw it, yeah. So tell me if you think I'm off target on this,

but the guy seemed to have this intense fear of being gay, and he didn't like to wash his own dick because he felt like touching his own dick was gay. She asked, well, don't you masturbate? And he's like, I have masturbated, but I don't do that anymore because I've now come to the realization that masturbating is gay.

And she's like, she didn't think his hygiene was off. I guess a year she's inspected it. But she's like, it's not just that. But maybe a little hygiene worry. And is it not fucked up that my boy can't touch his own body? Also, he wouldn't have doggy style sex with her because he thought that was gay. Yes. And I think I agree with someone in the comments that was gay yes and i i i i think i agree with someone in the comments that this guy was probably molested as a child and has some weird um issues

about sex i think i think like an uncle molested this guy and now he's really weird because i know of a girl i remember molested i know of a girl who was molested by her father and so to to like get him to leave her alone she stopped bathing so she'd be just filthy right and that became and she still does that she's still a filthy person but she like she still does not bathe at all as and that that's part of like the trauma and this mental illness that she now has because of the molestation this guy guy has something similar. Do you think he's gay? No. I think. I think.

I mean. Maybe he is gay. But I definitely. Honestly. Maybe his uncle molested him. And he liked it. And that's where we are. That's what we're left with now.

Yeah. I think that. He feels bad about it. I immediately jumped to the thought. That my first thought was not. This guy is gay. And he's suppressing it. My first thought was.

This guy was sexually abused. As a kid. kid or sexually abused recently or whatever the case was that was my first thought Kyle it might be on the right idea here that maybe he didn't hate it and now that's like a whole bunch like I was molested and I enjoyed it it's not wrong it's just like how do you fucking help somebody cope with the idea that maybe they are gay and they found out through getting molested by yeah my first thought was this guy's got hygiene issues you have to wash your dick you have to wash your ass two sometimes three knuckles deep i mean this is just normal this is normal what he found out a thorough washing um yeah it's i mean the the hygiene issue is like

the surface of the problem you know the hygiene issue wasn't an issue because she said that he washes every other part of his body the the that's it's like looking at looking in between the lines here if you're if you're a generally hygienic person, she said that even though he didn't wash it attentively, he wasn't nasty. That just was like alarm bells to me. I actually do worry about that.

I went through an evolution on my serious thought on this. At first, I was like, dicks aren't that dirty. I don't spend any special attention to the front of my ankle, but I assume it's roughly clean because it's not like a heavy sweat area or something. Soapy water runs over it. Right?

You know, like, I just hope that handles it. When's the last time you actually scrubbed the bottom of your feet? Let's be honest. I assume that stomping around in the shower gets it done. A little bit, right? Slip and slide if you need to. So, but then I thought about it some more. shower gets it done. You stomp around a little bit, right? Slip and slide if you need to. But then I thought about it some more. I'm like, actually, this is an area of your body that requires

special attention. Even if your penis is not particularly dirty, like balls get sweaty. Balls are closer to underarms, you know? And then you got the whole undercarriage going on there that does need some cleaning. This guy doesn't do that? Gotta do that. Yeah. So, yeah.

I'm sitting here right now. I'm wearingpants balls a little sweaty balls a little sweaty right now uh this room's a little warm i got some lights on set the ac on 72 degrees but i'm like my balls are a little psychopath mine's at 66 like the air is cold like i'm i'm a little chilly i'm a little chilly i really am but my balls in particular they're sweaty right now and they're doing what they're built to do stay warm now you work out a little bit you know you hit the elliptical or you you know you lift some weights you get the real funk going on down there i got a washing machine and a dryer delivered today and when the man walked in i smelled him immediately it smelled it's january it's january and it was it was it was

10 o'clock in the morning right and he's already got a funk rocking and rolling and he's got an aura of disgustingness around him like before they got there i went into the laundry room which is empty right now because there's nothing in there and i i sprayed a little air freshener because that room had been closed off for so long i thought it smelled a little stale i was like what was i thinking this this guy couldn't smell stink if it he literally can't smell stinking if it's and it is right under his nose he smelled so awful i can't hygiene is very important to me it is like earlier i was like, yeah, a lady with a sense of humor and who's intelligent, those things are very important.

Hygiene's more important than anything, though. Yeah, if I can't go down. Intelligent, rich, but if you don't wash your pussy regularly, and regularly doesn't mean once a day, I need you to keep that thing ready to go all the time absolutely absolutely disgusting every 90 minutes i need you to get in there and clean it up i mean

if you if you won't i will you know and you know i'm gonna use the hose so make your mind up now no that's disgusting it like like if i'm putting myself in in her shoes and uh and and i couldn't deal with that i would run from this guy this guy sounds like he's he you know what he who reminds me of a little bit remember that book um that we read 11 22 63 he reminds me a little bit of um the ex-husband of the love interest and how he was really weird about sex and like like would put like the the clothespin well in the tv he would put the broomstick between them and like he had he would only have her like masturbate him like very occasionally and then he referred to her like pussy as like her germy little hole or something like that.

This guy reminds me of that kind of mental... This is mental illness. It literally is. And that scares me, mental illness in general. And maybe that's wrong, but fuck it. This isn't how I treat people in day-to-day life. This is the person you're going to live with literally in your bed. You're allowed to have some druthers there and i this guy scares me like i would i would i fear that he's going to do something weird to me in the night because i'm too dirty this is where the campground rule comes in right you don't have to stay there but you have to leave it at least as good as you found it that's

what happens with boyfriends and girlfriends so all she she doesn't need to fix it up completely right but she needs to say hey like look join my time with you it's great i think you've got some issues to work out i think that you should talk to someone about this but i gotta go yeah you're literally the only man i've ever heard of who thinks washing his dick is gay i think gay that's what nobody nobody says hey i can't have doggy i can't fuck you doggy style because that's gay, that's what, nobody says, hey, I can't have doggy, I can't fuck you doggy style because that's gay. Like, that is not gay, that is a top three. Like, that is a great, you cannot just cast it away. It doesn't get much more hetero than that.

Right, that is very hetero. So I just, I don't know. That's one of the most insane things I've ever heard. Like, a couple weeks ago we had a guy, it really is, it's so insane that it's almost like, is this a joke? Are you fucking with me right now on reddit like a couple weeks ago we had some stupid fucking guy who wrote in and said that like uh he like jerked off for a girl on like facetime and she like took took a screenshot of him ejaculating and she she photoshopped in spider-man doing his thing with the ejaculate and he was like

i was just i didn't understand like why was was she what was she doing why would she do that and we're all like this girl's cool as fuck yeah like i like this girl that's that's good some people just their their brains work so differently than the rest of us that that it's like man in the old times, we'd have singled you out and put an end to you. Some people need to be weeded out of the gene pool, not because of race or religion or color or creed or any of that, but just because they're fucking weirdos. There are some fucking weirdos that we need to find,

get into a dark alley, and rub out. And this guy's one of them. Wait, freezing. This guy would be freezing. Not rub off and rub out. And this guy's one of them. Wait, phrasing. This guy would be – Phrasing. Not rub off, rub out. All right? Rub out is still a thing.

Rub out is pretty – Yeah, rub out is definitely a term. Rubbing one out is a phrase. Well, rubbing out usually refers to killing somebody. This guy needs death. This guy doesn't need to exist. He should not be around the rest of us we need to be teaching we need to be teaching kids that uh that manscaping is a is not is not just an option it is a thing you should be doing i don't

think that you need to be approaching your prom your you know your prom date looking like the jungle and i know that there are some people that swear by it and they're like i will just not go down there and touch anything unkempt and dangerous is what that is and you just need unsanitary yeah it is it's just like just to fucking take care of it get yourself some specific trimmers for that like just you know take care i got a new trimmer the other day it's got a vacuum thing it sucks all the hair up so you're not getting it all over the scene incredible That's fucking incredible. Yeah, 95% of the hair goes into a little reservoir. Yo, well, guess I know what I'm getting for Christmas. Mom?

Yeah, it's January 15th. Are you sure you don't want it for Easter? Russian Christmas. You can't even grow facial hair. I know, Mom, I just need it. It's not for my face, Mom. I have a video. Yeah video Fuck this weird fucking guy You have a video

I think he was actually abused I'm not saying fuck that guy I think he was raped No I think he was raped too But first of all what's so wrong with being gay you bigot And second of all fuck you weirdo I don't want you in my world Oh this is I love this. I bookmarked this 12 days ago.

Thought it had to be on my- had to be on the show. I was fucking sobbing watching this video on the screen. Oh, the super long ones? Yeah. Yeah, but like, more long. Are you guys ready? Yeah. Ready, set, play.

Who's the motherfucking Satan? Yeah, 34... What the? What? 34 by 50 pants like who are these made for that's more than 50 though right i don't know i how how tall imagine the body proportions of this person because like back in the day when like everybody wore like like in high school we all wore boots with like uh like like wide leg pants that kind of went over them i wear

34 34s or 32 34s that's not that long and i'm this is 16 inches more than that and but this looks it looks so funny with the boots 50 50 inch inseam you have to be like seven and a half feet right yeah yeah like what is the correct fit proportions that yeah are they yeah i don't even know for stilts like a show i don't even know oh that would oh maybe. Maybe 50 inch. Yeah. That's a little weird. Yeah. I had thought that was funny.

I'm just, yeah. So like, uh, according to Wikipedia, man, you went minute bowl, had a 49 inch in stream or in seam. So that was like,

that, that was like one of the tallest NBA players. Yeah. He might. is he still the tallest is taco falls tall i don't know menu bowl he was what seven foot seven oh my god i thought they were i have another relationship advice i'm kind of psyched about this one all right no better person asked to ask than me. I'm single. Okay, I'm running out of these, but this is a good one.

My girlfriend, 24 female, signed me up to have sex with our close friends. 25 year old couple. I, 26 year old, wasn't told beforehand and I broke up with her as a result that I mess up. Okay, here are the details.

What the fuck? We've been dating for three years now and I broke up with her as a result that I mess up. Okay, here are the details. What the fuck? We've been dating for three years now and I thought she really might be the one. Recently, I told her I might be interested in non-monogamy and she looked really excited. I didn't think much of it at the time, so I just went on with my day. Then two days ago, she asked if I wanted to hang out and go on a double date with a couple that we're really close with. I said yes. We started the double date normally and then we went back to their place and she started getting super close with the guy.

She wrapped her arms around him and started kissing him. I got really mad. I asked what was going on and she explained what's happening. She said we would do a full swap and then have some group sex as well. This really pissed me off. I never consented to it.

She didn't ask for permission. I said no. I got up and I left. I got home. We're still living together. Packed my things. I'm sorry. We were living together.

Packed my things, broke up with her over text, and went to stay with another friend. Pussy. I've been at this place ignoring her phone calls and texts. Did I overreact? Our relationship had been going really well until this incident, and I'm starting to second guess if I did the right thing. I will add that she never followed me when I left our friend's house. Yeah, so the problem here is that, first of all,

you did tell her that you were interested in non-monogamy, but she has really fucked up. That's definitely something where you two should have had a discussion on whether it's going to be a soft swap or a hard swap. Half swap. A half swap, perhaps. There should have been a lot of discussion beforehand. So what she did is definitely wrong. And I think you reacted appropriately all the way around.

The only thing is that you did tell her that you were interested in this non-monogamy thing so that did send her down this rabbit hole but you can't blame yourself for her really taking the ball and running no she took it and ran she like if your first if your first jump into that is her making out with a dude and there has been no other you know communication prior to that and there's been no discussion of the partners that you're dealing with like i have a couple friends that i have i have several friends that are uh in open relationships and the like the way that they go about it is very regimented and very careful because the last like it's a dangerous game you know and if somebody gets their feelings hurt that's a that's a big problem so it's like like almost spreadsheet level of like here's what

is okay here's what's not okay here's like the situations that we're gonna put ourselves in here's like everybody has to give the green light i think she wanted to do this for a long time you mentioned it she took that and ran with it way too hard you're not in the wrong for breaking up although however i probably would have like At least heard her out you know maybe like one good phone call She didn't follow him when he left that's a real Sign for me Oh yeah they had a great time

Without you Yeah That would yeah so I'm not wired for this But I wonder what the girl looked like Me too what if she got What if she got the better end of the swap that's the bad thing like what if she just swapped them with like he got the four and she got the eight with like a like a whitney coming full circle yeah some fucking some fucking mismatched titty

ghoul over there who's really funny for a girl and and and oh man yeah no that was yeah she obviously she wanted this beforehand right she was super excited she was already on board she was probably thinking of bringing it up to her like i don't know there's probably that vibe about here that she's probably been fucking this guy for a while. But yeah, to lead off with the wrapping her arms around and kissing that dude. That's just such a bad. In what world would that be the right answer? Like, even if it was like. In the universe of porn, that would work well.

I'd be like, yeah, let's do this. Man, I feel bad for you, but also you dodged a bullet. So good for you. And where does this guy live? Where's your girlfriend live? That's what I'm getting at. Where's your ex live nowadays? He says his English sucks.

Even better. That means her sucks. That means... Yeah. Better and better. Was this a viewer? No no it was a relationship advice sometimes scoured for topics can you uh what what uh what are some of the top comments what's the general vibe no you didn't overreact and your english doesn't suck she arranged a sexual event

you didn't know about nor did you consent to that is doing open relationships swinging totally wrong yeah you know why is it why is it weird that sorry we'll get back to it why is it weird that um everyone who says their english sucks usually has perfect grammar like that's where i was heading that's what i was gonna say like there's two things that are always true on reddit they will always kiss a girl's ass uh and they will always tell a guy who can just barely fucking get a sentence out that his English is pretty good. Like, I'll give you that, all right, my Serbian sucks. Your English is much better than my Serbian. But that's not a fair thing.

You can't do that. That's a fallacy. No, no. We're talking about your English, not my Serbian. All right. You came to an English speaking group here and started speaking poor English. If it's poor, we should all be. Yeah, it is pretty rough, dude.

Maybe some classes. Try Google translator. Cause that. No, but I'm saying that his specific English, if Woody read it verbatim. His is fine. His is perfect. But you're right. Yeah.

It's like, oh, well, if you think my English sucks, speak my sucks speak my language like well i don't fucking know any russian i'm sorry yeah invent reddit um so so it's called vk but then like like like look i'm all for being nice to people i really am i i'm kind of i'm kind of shitty on the show because i think it's funny but like in in real life especially and on the internet in general i try to be a nice person not hurt people's feelings at all i really do but like they're some of these girls that post on reddit and get there who are these incels who are just all over them like i saw a girl today right it's on like makeup addiction or something like that it's where girls like show off like oh look at this this thing i did with my makeup it's really pretty is it usually pretty or freaky or

cosplay it's really pretty it's yeah it's not like cosplay anything it's it's like it's like rainbow eye whatever yeah it's like a smoky eye that yeah or something like that you know it's just techniques and stuff like that and And hey, look, I'm looking good today. I tried this new technique, this new product, etc. And this girl is showing off her makeup. Now, I will say, it is a pretty girl. Except for the fact that her right eye is dead. I don't mean it's lazy.

I mean, it's lazy looking down and inward, and it's dead. It's grayed out like that. Her eye color is cataract. Like a James Bond villain. Like a James Bond villain eye. I'm not even kidding. And I click the link. I'm on my phone and I click the link and I'm just like, sort by controversial.

I want to see. I want to see. I want to find that one guy out there who's like Jesus Christ you look like a James Bond villain I mean nice job with the smoky eye but terrible job with that dead gray one why don't you wear an eye patch and but everybody's like oh you're so please throw it in here please I need to see it I'm uh I'm working on it it's the uh it's the fallacy of um you know what I think? Maybe this is too top level, but you know when Twitter got invented...

Oh my god, you're not joking. I'm not. I described it well, right? She looks like... What's that X-Men? Storm or whatever? Yeah. She looks like she's halfway to transitioning into Storm when Storm is like

full make it rain mode. Alright, let me She looks like she's halfway to transitioning into Storm when Storm is like full make it rain mode. Alright, let me sort by controversial. She's a beautiful girl. She is really attractive. Except for the eye. I think that her makeup is bumping her a point and a half or two.

I've been in the morning. Get a badass eye patch. Yeah, I saw that comment. That's actually my eye. Learning how to make one out of synthetic leather actually looking to make an interesting first impression in law school lol dude make it out of your dead eye is there hot look if anybody out there there's nobody out here with a dead eye like that of course there's not that eye is actually i had a dead eye if i had a dead eye i would get it, and I'd get a lovely glass eye. By the way, glass eyes aren't actually glass.

They're like this soft, jelly shit, like Michael Bisping has. Is it jelly? Yeah, it's not like Mad-Eye Moody, like a golf ball. Like rolling around. I love that reference. I just watched that movie yesterday. It's shaped more like a suction cup type thing.

Like my hand is like half a tennis ball yeah like half a yeah exactly come the fuck on with this dead eye and the same she may have that i choose to believe that she's doing an edgy thing on reddit and that maybe somewhere else she has that no that's? An eye cover, fake eye. No, of course she has an eye. Well, that's her eyeball. There's no way that she has... She doesn't currently have it

in that picture, but maybe she's like... You're saying when she's out in public, she usually wears an eye patch? An eye patch? Thank you, yeah. An eye patch or a fake eye? No, I don't know.

Well, she can't wear a fake eye if she's still got her old eye. You don't just pop a fucking eye out, Woody. Are you sure that's how it works? I'm positive that's how it works. Oh, well then I don't know. Well, she can't wear a fake eye. She's still got her old eye out, Woody. Are you sure that's how it works? I'm positive that's how it works. Oh, well, then I stand corrected. Yeah, Michael Bisping has no eyeball. Yeah, but I know what you're talking about.

No, it's like they pull the skin in there and then you push it in. Yeah, my uncle doesn't have an eye. It's the same thing. He wraps the skin is wrapped in. It's an indent. And it's like a suction cup almost thing where you just push it in there and it kind of just hangs out yeah yeah his is not that good he's also old as shit so i don't know how much better god it just irks me on reddit when like

there's a few subreddits that are like you know there's gone well well there's there's subreddits for like the best of the best of something right like like like they literally have like they often have the the word god in them like like god to your pussy or god to your butthole or whatever and it's like look we're not gonna make fun of your pussy or your butthole if you just put it on gone wild all right that that's where all the pussies and buttholes are welcome but when you put yours on god to your pussy or whatever listen kyle how am i supposed to farm my only fans account that's literally i 100 i'm willing to bet that if you go on any if you if you go on like god to your pussy sort by top of the month and find somebody who's posted twice in the top like 100 posts go to their profile guarantee it's probably gonna say like i'm selling 30 only

fans access or something like that oh yeah it's just like that's a hustle and i respect that my thing is like my thing is like i i want so badly to go inside the mind not maybe not me but like get somebody else to go inside the mind of who the fuck is commenting sincere comments on these like oh like I want to know everything about you I want to know what your daily routine is I want to know

like what you like and don't like in life I need to know what type of person Michael Jordan never was like yo that's a I love your pussy it's so beautiful like no winner has ever been on reddit and it's like your pussy is so gorgeous i love you like that what what these guys are what's going on these guys are incels they literally are and like that gets thrown around a lot but these guys are it's just an insult like saying nerd or dork or asshole or

faggot or whatever like these guys are actually involuntarily celibate like these are the definition of the word like like they they literally don't get it these are they're like indian people facebook those same guys who are like oh show bob you are most beautiful show bob show show bob and busi and and so so they think like hey so you're saying there's a chance they're like that mode like i there's a one in a 10 million chance that if i write about how beautiful she is and how i would love and cherish her that she'll take an interest click my profile and pm me and we'll make it happen no there's not even a one in 10 million no there's absolutely not she has no you can extrapolate that

to like any any form of like um entertainment value you can can extrapolate that to like any, any form of like, um, entertainment value. You can even extrapolate that towards like YouTube or Twitch or anything. It's like, Hey, if I do enough to get noticed, this person will notice me and pay attention to me and give me the attention that I, or the connection that I deserve. And like, you know, obviously a very interesting topic because we're all in the business of earning money on people like that, but also the general public. And I think that it's a nice reminder that like, if you're just,

if you're, if you're in this idea of like, I have to give more or I have to like spend more time doing this because hopefully it'll create this or it'll manifest this idea where like, I will now be best friends with this person. I will now be the girlfriend or the boyfriend of this girl like it's probably not gonna it's not even probably it's just not gonna happen like yeah i think it's unrealistic situation it's just and i think it's different here because there's been plenty of guys who like watch the show or like or knew who i was

or whatever and like and i end up playing you know i play video games with those people right and and you know i have a good time with and i become actually for actual actual friends with them and i know these guys and i like them and everything these guys want to fuck this girl and that's a no no i mean scales right there's a difference between um especially on twitch like i'm live every day and i see the same people every day and i have an actual real connection with these people and i will i've gone to dinner with them like very different than like i am throwing out a reddit comment on somebody that will have she if she responds to my comment once i'm fucking over the moon like there that is an impersonal social media platform it's it's way more in social than like a youtube or a twitch i'm just, it's a, it's a broad reaching thing that happens in a lot of media,

like super fans from K-pop stars or like actress, super fans with actresses. Or I went to a Lincoln park, my first concert ever went to a Lincoln park concert. Chester rest of soul was like, Hey, this is the dude, Mikey front row of every concert we've ever been to.

Like, I love this guy. And my first thought was like, holy shit, this guy has literally gone to every concert in every city these guys have gone to. Like, that's kind of nuts. How did he get the time, the money, the drive to do it? But it's cool that Chester shouted him out.

I bet you there's another guy that has done the same thing and is in the crowd and is like, where the fuck is my shout out, man? Like, how bad would it be to be that, you know, it's just hit or miss. Yeah. But,

but, but seriously, when you, when you, when you do this, I read this comment all the time, you know, I like my favorite part of Reddit is the comments and seeing how people are

responding and reacting to, to like whatever that is. And like seeing like seeing where people are going to fall, especially if it's political stuff is interesting to look at for me, like the comments and what people think about this and that, but especially when it's a girl. Especially when it's a girl who is clearly flawed in a lot of ways. It's just like, alright, you are biologically a woman. We've got that.

Good, good, good. You're moderately attractive. Okay, and you have taken your clothes off. Let's see what the men of Reddit have to say. And they're all just like, oh my God, goddess. It's like, really? Where's the guy that's like,

your eye fucked up, but you're still really pretty. Honestly, where's the entity? I was looking for that. Just like right in the middle. There wasn't one. I wanted to log into one of my accounts and be like, look, you're a three

that's one simple operation away from being an eight. What gives? Can you imagine fucking her and that dead eye looking up at you? How would I see it if she's in front of me? All I'm seeing is the back of her head kyle that's gay woody oh my god that is you're right you got me that is out of all the people that you could have brought up i don't think i'd have any problem having any sort

of sexual or otherwise related like that this is the least intrusive ailment, I'll call it. Look into my eye when you say that. I think that'd be funny as fuck. I don't know. I think this is the least intrusive ailment that you could have. If you had no ear, one of your ears was gone, that'd be more intrusive than that. We're going to fake one and just glue it right on.

I think the eye's more, I don't know, don't know out there than something about that important first of all she had a little hand she got no depth perception she got no depth she broke her eye with my dick just suck your dick and grab at the air girl in my high school had a little hand one of her hands was just i was gonna say child size but not not toddler size was it all curled up um it worked properly she hit it all the time i didn't know it for the first couple years i went to high school with her because it was like the sleeve would be over it or she'd carry her books in such a way that like one arm carried the books and the books hit her hand and uh yeah so she i didn't know she had a little hand for ages is that a showstopper?

Where are we on the list? Yeah, well, I only want to date her for like a week, but I want her to hold my penis while I take a picture. Like, hold my dick with your little hand and let me get a quick picture. This perspective is going to get me so many dates. Using the new iPhone fisheye lens, it's just like this giant skyscraper of a cock meanwhile have you ever seen the lord of the rings when through forced perspective they make ian mckellen look like he towers over uh elijah uh wood or whatever uh that's what her little hand can provide for the dick for the dick selfie um the dick pics other than that no yeah it's a

showstopper man she's like like it's it's you know i'd rather not date a girl who has a deformed mitt now what if what if like you yourself were seven out of ten and it's like here's a chick who's a nine who got bumped down to seven because of this hand. Like, I might be down for this. This chick is a dime piece with one ear, which brings her into my league. Right? There might be some work we could do here. No. No.

No. I'd be okay. Like, some things I'd be okay with. Like, missing a leg. You got a cool story. Goes along with that nub. Mm-hmm. How'd you get that stump? Was it a shark? Because that's cool. You got a cool story. It goes along with that nub. Mm-hmm. How'd you get that stump?

Was it a shark? Because that's cool. You know, you got one of those Blade Runner legs. Oh, fancy. Let's make some Oscar Pistorius jokes.

But if she's got the little hand and it's just like, ugh, I was born like this. It's like, take my strong hand. Take my strong hand. No, no,

just give me your other hand. No, it's not strong enough. And and he like he like rubs it on the guy's face oh it's so gross and he just lets go this hand you're describing is more than just shrunken hers was merely shrunken as far as i know it was a regular hand just belonged to someone eight years younger i did i did it somebody who had uh uh who had four fingers, but it looked like a normal hand. It was just – it wasn't like – Like a Simpson. Yeah, it was like a Simpson.

Now, why did he have four fingers? Was it an arm accident? Why are you assuming that I was dating a guy? I just guessed. No. No, it was just a birth defect. Was it a farming accident? No, it was just a birth defect.

It looked like a normal hand, Simpson hand it just no no pinky and uh no but like nobody would ever notice no not no not like not yeah i was gonna ask that so there wasn't like a missing like a normal no look like a normal hand just straight up it was just straight up yeah now you say fingers, but you mean three and a thumb. Yes. Yeah, okay. The pinky's very important. You don't think about it. You think of the pinky as the weakest of your fingers, but it's actually one of the stronger ones. There's a lot of muscle there.

It's very important for getting that good grip. Hand jobs must have sucked. Was it her left or right? I don't remember. Was it just one hand? Everything was fine. It was just one hand Kyle's right that these two fingers do the heavy lifting

like if you were to pick up I don't think that there was any look I'm not a fucking physicist or whatever I'm not a finger doctor god damn it I'm not a finger doctor fully functioning everything was normal that was it like muscles everything

tendons everything in order It was just, that was it. Like muscles, everything, tendons, everything in order. It was just that one. That's actually not that bad. Like if it's symmetrical and everything. Something about the small hand is a huge turn off for me. What other deformities are a showstopper? And what deformities are okay? And what deformities, think about this hard, would be a plus?

You'd be like, ooh. Ooh, she's got an extra finger. I'd be down for the chick with an extra finger. We could find a use for that. And maybe she plays piano. I want one of those ladies, one of those people who has six fingers on each hand, like in Gattaca,

and can play a music that is impossible to play with five. Remember that scene? Like in Gattaca, it's in the future where everybody's genetically engineered. This guy's been genetically engineered to have six fingers, and he's playing a musical piece that can only be played with 12 fingers. You've never seen Gattaca, right, Tucker?

No, I have not. He's too young for movie references. The future is now, my friend. Watch Gattaca. No, but I can posit what you just talked about. Gattaca's great sci-fi. Are there any ailments that I would find beneficial? That are pluses, right?

All my ailments are stupid and obvious. Like, oh, this poor chick has no gag reflex. No, no, nothing like that. That's not an ailment or a deformity. We're talking about body parts that are missing or misshapen. talking about like missing body parts that are missing or misshapen um like titus of the tell you this if you were into a bit of insertion someone with a perfectly shaped stump i've seen a porno i saw this porno where um i want to say she had she was missing a leg and it like ended like toward the ankle like between the ankle in the

middle of the shin but it ended at a long point and she's fucking the guy in the ass with her stump leg and he's loving it like if you were isn't there like a rob schneider movie where he has a big ass toe and he's missing another toe and he fucks somebody with it i didn't catch that i haven't answered to to Kyle's question. I think if the girl's really pretty and she has, I'm going to mess up the pronunciation, that alopecia? The hairless thing?

That could be actually kind of cool. That could be a cool look. That'd be a good one. Or cancer. Have you seen the clip of the girl and the guy meeting for the first time for a blind date? And he goes, your hair is really pretty. And she's like, I got to tell you something.

It's actually a wig. I have alopecia. And she's like, do you want to see? And she takes it off. Completely smooth bald. And she's like, that's actually the first time I've ever done that in front of a guy. And he's like, you're beautiful. She's like, do you want me to put it back on he's like no and it's like a beautiful romantic moment where like this guy is like looking at her like he's like

and he's like damn he's got puppy dog eyes he's like you're so and she is she's very pretty and despite no see here's the thing it's not about not having hair on the head. That's okay. Throw a wig on and who cares? She's got no eyebrows, Woody. I know. Eyebrows. Eyebrows are how we... Very important for expression. She has no hair anywhere. That can be accomplished

any number of ways on a person with eyebrows. You know what I mean? We can get some electrolysis, some waxing, some shaving. I think it would show up. You'd be like, yeah, no arm hair. Okay.

I'm not used to that. I bet you get real cold. Never noticed I missed it. Yeah. But yeah, I like that he said that and I could imagine if you're in love feeling like that. It's 2020.

You can surgically implant fake eyebrows. Like, I'm not even remotely worried in that situation. You'd have to buy them from a donor eyebrow, though. They couldn't take it from somewhere else. Don't give a fuck. Money can save it. There are guys who get beards done, where they, like, take the hair from, like, the back

of their head, and they... Wait, I'm listening. Blink, blink, blink. You can get beard implants. tell you get a full beard i don't know man you know like like i i bet it would cost a lot i bet a full beard like starting where you are um would cost eight nine million dollars right although they do top-notch work they'd be like yeah we did mel gib beard. Do you think that's real? $7,000 for a full beard for patients who can't grow a beard at all. Are you serious?

Only $7,000? $7,000. Do you want a beard that much? No. Okay. I buy one razor a year. I don't actually. As a joke, if somebody... It's more than that.

By the way, just throwing this out there to any of our listeners who just have money and like to do stupid things with it. I know you exist because I go to Twitch sometimes. I'll get that fake beard and you give me $7,000. I think it'd be hilarious. It's for life, though. Yeah. I assume it grows. You can't take that back.

I'd do it. You do it. I wouldn't pay for it, though. I can't take that back. I'd do it. You do it. I wouldn't pay for it, though. I wouldn't pay for it. But if it were free? I wonder how much it hurts. What is the procedure like? Does my face start itching?

Yeah. I mean, they're literally taking donor hairs and poking them into your face. Poking them in, right? Is there all kinds of swelling and awfulness? What I always wondered about that is, do they aim for where the follicles should have been? Like pores? No, they just blast new holes in there. Because it just doesn't seem like that's how skin and hair works.

There's a whole gland there that the hair is coming out of. And it seems like if you just jam some hair in there, it's not like you're planting seedlings. It's hair. Maybe you are. Wait, does the hair grow? Does the hair grow? It grows, yeah.

It grows and you shave it and all that stuff. Oh, so it really is making me a man. Just like Elon Musk's hair. Yeah. So it's like the Boswell treatment, but better. People make fun of toupees, but a good toupee looks good. I see a toupee. Yeah, but look at Elon's hair previous and now.

You can't get that with a toupee. Elon looks healthy. He looked like a cancer patient starting a PayPal. He looks good now. I had a co-worker who had a particularly bad baldness. He was really strong and buff, right? From the neck down, he was like perfect specimen. As a computer programmer, weird.

But the way that his hair balded left him with a horn of hair here and baldness around it. So he shaved it like you're supposed to. Yeah, yeah. I think, you know, and Rogan got that thing where they like cut a strip of skin from the back of your head.

And then they use that to like, to do the implant thing. Now he's got a scar back there. Does he regret the procedure? I don't think i've heard him talk about it he does yeah he says he absolutely does yeah yeah i've been told that losing hair is really traumatic for dudes that like like it's it's way worse to me it's an incredibly common

thing it's not that big of a deal isn't it isn't it based off of uh not based off of isn't it a uh like the more testosterone you have generally speaking the more likely you are for hair loss male pattern baldness it's it's about the testosterone being um converted into dht gotcha yeah well my insurmountably low t count means that i will never lose my hair i have have you ever gotten your testosterone checked no i have no idea i was just making that up but i do know that my grandfather who's 989 has a full head of hair and my and i think that's on my mom's there's some fucking genetics right it's on my mom's side my dad full head of hair too starch white but you know he's 67 so i'm not too worried about it yeah i wouldn't

care i'm not but i didn't have any grandparents or grandfathers so i don't know but um i mean you did they're just not alive well they were not alive while i was so right um but i'm almost 47 in a few weeks i feel like the score is posted like we know how this is you're getting up there yeah aren't i it's almost i'm actually 46 i'll be 47 next month but like that's you're getting up there. Aren't I? It's almost over. I'm actually 46. I'll be 47 next month. You're getting up there. Yeah. I mean, I don't think if you're not showing signs of potential hair loss,

your hairline looks fortified. Right. Yeah. I don't think. Natural hair color, too? Yeah. Yeah. It's grayer on the sides.

It's short now. You can't see it that well but when it's longer i have some gray as my my expert uh opinion on hair loss apparently i don't think you're necessarily like in the like they're streamers there's people that are like 28 that are losing their hair you know i love choco so much but god damn that man is losing his hair is it like fast like over the last year you can see a progress it's very thin wispy hair he has to spend he's talked he's addressed it he's talked about how long it takes him to get his hair to look like it does for the stream there's a lot of product a lot of a lot of methodology i i love choco a lot i i wish he's a good guy he's a good guy i showed up today with helmet hair i just landed before the show needs a new game choco needs a new game what's he playing no he's playing tarkov now is he i saw him

playing today i saw oh maybe i just saw his screenshot and I assumed it was Tarkov. Oh, yeah. Because PUBG just came out with a new map and with destructible walls. Don't give a fuck. I don't either. What do you worry? What could PUBG do right? Nothing. I played that game. I played that game again for a sponsored gig with someone.

And I was viciously reminded that even though it was now well optimized air quotes and i was getting like 140 frames the combat system and everything involved with that game was so trash now playing tarkov has again reaffirmed the fact that there are better game engines and also just incredibly good games out there like i will not go but i can't go back to pub g it's just not good it's not a good game uh the games that if i if i switch from tarkov to a different game anytime soon it's oh i'll tell you i'll tell you what's coming out that i'm psyched for it's the fucking new doom game yeah doom eternal watch that trailer i'm just like ripping tearing blood is it metal no uh you are the doom slayer there's no co-op i like oh no you you're a one i love the camera

this is it it's mindless gore shooting ravaging with rock music some of it is the best ost of of any game historically doom is like upper echelon halo tier just incredible i missed a word the best ost uh original soundtrack thanks thank you it's so good i i watched that there's a new trailer drop today it's so good I watched that there's a new trailer dropped today the game comes out in like two months and it's just like you know demons and fucking earths taking over and it just the most enormous monsters ever and the voiceover is like the demon queen or some

shit I don't really know the storyline that well who cares but somebody's just like the only thing they fear is you and he just takes the helmet goes and it and then it's just like and then and then like heavy chords and just and it's just like it's this montage of hit of the player just beating the shit out of monsters like like and and they got some great clips like they got some

montage style clips where he's just like he like runs shotguns two or three guys does like a power jump and while he's in air he quick swaps to a sniper rifle snipes a guy in the head swaps back to like the rocket launcher and like takes out three more guys in a different it's so fun it is it is the game that is quintessentially made for you to just put on headphones or surround sound and feel like an insurmountable god more so than like any call of duty could ever make you feel like a warrior it is it is truly like every doom game has been like this the last one was okay soundtrack was incredible i like the last one a lot 2016 maybe i'm remembering like the multiplayer aspect was

just such a flop for me no didn't touch that but but it is a beautiful gory just traditional it's it's do how how have we gotten a game that has carried like the essence of the game from like 1995 all the way to 2020 it hasn't changed it's just doom are you right in 1994 is doom 2 1994 is doom 2 what was doom 1 like and i looked it up i think people might want to know uh march 20th is the drop date for doom eternal i'm gonna be playing the shit out of that game on the hardest difficulty and having a great fucking time i play i was playing the first one and you're like in hell or something and you keep occasionally you you like find these runes and when you open it like you get a voiceover and the voiceover is like he was the darkness from the night the legendary warrior that all feared

blood rained when he stood and i'm just like who are they talking about and finally it's i realized oh shit they're talking about me. That's how hardcore my character is. So yeah, I'm super psyched for this new Doom game. The trailer is awesome. I wish we could watch copywritten material on the show. But it's, you know, after you watch the Robocop blowing everybody's dicks off,

y'all go watch the new Doom trailer. And I think you'll be sold. I'm so looking forward to that game and I think you'll be sold. I'm so looking forward to that game and playing that game in high resolution at super high frame rates. It's so fast-paced, run-and-gun, with all kinds of ridiculous weapons, and there's all kinds of power moves now,

all sort of finishing moves and stuff like that. It looks so fun. I can't wait. I've been waiting on it for years. I'm pretty sure Doom 2 was the first one. It sounds crazy, right? But I can't find any reference to an older Doom. There's one called just Doom that came out like nine years later.

And I remember at the time I was into computers, even computer games back in the mid-90s, people used to one-up each other with numbers all the time. Like if you wrote dos and called it dos 5 and i wrote dos i'd call it dos 6 and we just like even though it was my first one the higher one people would buy it it's 93 doom you see a reference to doom yeah doom is a 1993 first person shooter developed and published by id software for MS-DOS. That's what I'm finding is Doom 2. Can you link what you see? I just Googled Doom. Original Doom game.

I'm going to look it up. It wouldn't make a lot of sense to start with Doom. I see this. It says Doom 1. Oh, I see it now too. I guess I'm wrong. That is a thing people used to do, but I guess they didn't do it yet. I remember playing Doom 1 on a buddy's computer. I must have been in like, I don't know, 8, 9 years old or something like that.

We were all taking turns. I played Wolfenstein 3D. I remember that too. Wolfenstein and Doom are the two classic old Microsoft DOS games that everybody kind of played and I played the most recent Wolfenstein not a great game um even the one before that also not super dope Doom has kind of kept up the if not just for the soundtrack and

like the general theme has kept up the the quality and so i'm really excited for this one because i'm pretty sure it's on a new new engine as well so like very modernized very polished my unreal engine i think the cover art on the original doom is it's like a he's wearing armor that i expect from a girl. He's got a short sleeve shirt on and it leaves his abs exposed so you can see them. He's just got chest or pec armor. I can't believe they

sexualized that man like that. Unbelievable. Tucker, have you ever played The Forest? I know of it. I've never played it. Again, not necessarily my type of game, but I also thought Dark Cop wasn't. It's horror survival with a really interesting story,

and you've got a binary decision at the end that changes the outcome. That's awesome. Yeah. I recently have... I used to be a colossal bitch, terrified of horror games, horror movies. I saw it and was just scared out of my mind. I used to be a colossal bitch, terrified of horror games, horror movies.

I saw it and was just scared out of my mind. And then through exposure therapy, every Saturday I would just play a horror game. And now I've gone through all the good horror games, and I really have come to appreciate the level of discomfort that you can get from a well-crafted, scary game. And so I'm waiting for like this next generation of them because like layers of fear 2 was not good but layers of fear 1 was great i'll tell you what it's gonna be man the next good one it's gonna be vr forest uh so it isn't vr i really like the forest so first of all it's got some of the same elements that rust has with the survival shit like

like crafting and stuff yeah and you can actually build bases but that's immaterial you can play single player or like maybe five or six player co-op you can have like a whole squad rolling around but you go go to these caves you spelunk oh fuck that actually is terrifying anything deep like no you you have a couple of different light source options one of them is lighter. Is one of them a glow stick? I don't think it's glow sticks. I feel like that's always cave. You get this lighter, though,

and it'll stay lit for maybe five seconds before your character goes, ah, fucking hot. It's fucking hot. Your flashlight runs on batteries. That's awful. You turn it on, and the battery goes 99, 98, 97, 96, 95.

And you're like, fuck. you turn it back off you're like 93 92 91 fuck like i only have one battery and so you've got to creep through this entire cave system and there are things in there with you and they are horrific and you don't have guns forget about like like in most games you know maybe you start with a bow but pretty soon you've got the double barrel shotgun and not long after that you've got the semi-auto shotgun and not long after that you've got an m16 or an ak this game you start with a with a hatchet does the lighter double as a weapon it's really hot i'm gonna brand you like your go-to endgame

weapons, while there are guns, the bullets are so incredibly rare, that your go-to endgame weapon is the bow and arrow. And it's a handmade bow and arrow. It's some shit you whittled out in the woods. And spears. You'll have a bundle of spears chunking those motherfuckers. So when you get

jumped by three mutant wild men at the bottom of a fucking deep dark cave in blackness it's stressful it's it's terrifying what's the game the forest oh that is the forest that's the oh yeah yeah all right i got you so i think the quintessential like horror trope that i i'm always hate i hate to have but i'm fine with are like the batteries for the lights and the in the no weapon like you can't fight back type deal um i will say that like the next level of fear is is vr i like if you can get a good immersive valve index or whatever vr system where you feel like even when you're playing with the old vive

and everything's in like lego land blocks you still like try and lean on a table sometimes table thinking about getting the new vive it is you should get it just for a half-life or alex or whatever have you not seen that trailer i've seen it and what really sold me was like now the thing's wireless right like I've got the original vibe and I haven't played in a while because it's a little annoying to like get it set up it's a pain in the ass you have to like strap it to the roof or whatever

I don't have a dedicated room like this I would probably have to like set it up in my living room I think that's what I would do like uh yeah well you need room scale yeah you can play in an area as big as the room is Because of the size? Yeah. Well, no, you need room scale. Yeah.

You can play in an area as big as the room is. So a bigger room means you've got a lot more room to roam around. You can play in like a three by three. No, I think a six by six is the minimum they want you to, but you can play like sitting down in a three by three. Yeah. If you're not moving. It's lame. You want some moving around room. And I'll tell you can place like sitting down in a three by three yeah if you're not moving it's lame you want some you want you want some moving around room and i'll tell you what like i used to be in a pretty big room like bigger than this one i don't know how many times i've punched a wall

and and you might think you've punched a wall before you ever when you don't know there's a wall there you don't know there's a wall there you've never hit a wall so hard in your life it's just like when you bite your fork or your finger and you're like oh god i didn't know i bit that hard i could never bite that hard if i meant to bite my finger fuck what i know it's similar we stand up with a tremendous amount of force so like we stand up so strong if you bump your head on like i don know, a bunk bed or a low ceiling, what the fuck is with people standing up with hundreds of pounds of force slamming your head into the air? Why not just like slowly?

Why don't I use just enough energy to stand up? I don't know. I was moving a box today. I was like – like the washer and dryer was arriving. And there was a box where I ordered a bread maker and it's just been sitting there in a cardboard box in the hallway for months and so I go to slide it around the corner into the kitchen and something about the way I did it like I slid this way and took the top of my head and put it right into the corner of the wall

with my entire torque of my body and I just went and I'm like braced against the wall holding my head and she's like you're right i'm like what happened she's like you want me to get she's like are you what the fuck happened i'm like my head's so fucking hard this is the most pain i've been in this year. And you get the giant ass lump and you're like, I had no idea that I had that much strength behind it. Why don't we move around with the force of Titans?

That's way more than required. We are men, Woody. That's what the upper echelon of evolution calls us. This is what peak performance looks like. I've punched a fucking wall so many times. So hard. like grazed the wall once like that took all the skin off my fucking knuckles like you need a big room because because in those games you're sometimes you're fighting you're boxing you're swinging lightsabers

or you're just like deflecting stuff away from you depending on what game you're playing or i like the like drawing the bow and and playing the bow and arrow games but i'm really considering getting the new vibe could you put something under your feet to help you locate like yeah the general rule is like if you wanted to add a secondary layer of carpet or some tarp or some shit but like if i'm going to be honest with you the the the ideal situation is to have a room big enough that you can make your safe space with at least like two feet of safe space between the walls. So because you it is very easy to tell when you hit those boundaries. It's like they do a good job of being like, here it is. Like, it's very visible for you.

It's just the problem is when you make your room room scale and you make the room actually room scale and so you get close to that wall and then you're like oh i have six inches not six feet yeah it's a it's a lot of fun uh i i enjoy i miss it i haven't played in a while fucker you streamed uh virtual reality for a while yeah a lot and made a lot of content around it. Is it good for streaming? It is one of the hardest things to do for streaming and for content creation. So on the YouTube side of things, I can't tell you how many times. So I had a full room and I, and I had a,

the entire room was covered in green cloth. So I chroma keyed myself out. And even in the video, I put myself in the bottom corner and I even like made the square on the video so you could see where my limitations were. The amount of times I recorded a video, because once you put the headset on, like you're in VR

and had the mouse cursor on screen or like had, you know, some problem that you can't actively tell, awful. Already made it so much of a pain. Yeah, you need somebody with you. For live streaming, the problem here becomes you either need a transparent overlay that does not reflect on the stream,

which nobody has as far as I know. It's been a long time since I've done it. Or the game has Twitch chat built into it. So now as a streamer, you're like something funny let me pull up chat and now you're like immediately taking chat away from the action because you're now staring at this like chat box and not at the content that's happening that's a problem so you need like a transparent overlay which they may have now um but vr streaming has definitely fallen off since like the vr chat era and like the whole hype has come around it now i'm just kind of like hoping for valve index and um and everything to kind of like bring uh what is it what is it like

like bring the the bottom of the barrel up to like the reasonable like uh like nobody's what's the fucking word for it where you like make tech that is far in advance so you can bring up the lower end for everybody to use not sure the word but i am following you know i mean like yeah nobody nobody has ak you want them to advance the the state of the art so yeah why do we need ak tvs when we don't have 4K broadcasting? It's like you make 8K tech so 4K becomes more affordable. That's what I hold with VR. I want

this Valve Index and this generation to make the tech more affordable for people down the road so that they can populate the space and make it worthwhile for people to make i always shit i always enjoyed demoing vr almost more than playing it like like i really like show because so way

more fun to show people vr than it is to play it almost half the enjoyment was like hey you ever done vr and like no and you're like oh boom check this out and then check yeah it was great or even better they'll be like yeah i had that box you put your cell phone in and i taped it to my head and i'm like oh yeah i got something kind of like that except it's ran by a five thousand dollar supercomputer i built come here deep dive into the shit you want to go into another fucking world in my living room it's it's the i that's way different than than and then um then then the cardboard cutout or like google blends or whatever and i showed my dad it and

this was the first iteration and he took it off and he was just like well i had no idea we could even do this this is it this is the future of everything i can see so many applications i'm like yeah i know it's it's great it's don't worry about it yeah it's so fucking cool it's like like when you come back out of it though it's that's and we're it's like so i've been here the whole time huh it's this weird realization i want to try it i've just been dancing you don't have you don't you have the dispensable or the expendable income and the room you're in is more than large enough to have it yeah it's a work it's and you it's kind of a workout too but like you could you get done with like a good bow and arrow like like there's a bow and arrow game that's like is it in the dojo i i like the dojo but it was a different one um it was it was

like a you were like a green field or something like that and lots of targets were moving around. I think the targets were like humanoid and they would like explode when you hit them or something. Wait, the one where there's like people raiding the,

like raiding a wall? Yeah. Yeah, I know what you're talking about. And so you're trying to kill these guys before they can destroy a thing. You get tuckered out. You might think that this arm motion is effortless. But do it as fast as you can for 10 minutes.

And by the end of it, you're just like, things are work that people do. I do body weight squats sometimes. Listener, do 50 body weight squats and tell me that shit wasn't real work it's you do 50 squats with no weight whatsoever that's exercise it's it's like i can imagine this like beat saber is the same thing where you're you know you're throwing your arms to the beat and you're ducking down and you're moving vr is like an immersive moving platform and actually

this is funny i remember like a two years ago when i came on everybody got mad because we would always talk about vr stuff and now here we are like full circle but the um he's right like even just doing like an explorative game where you're walking around your room it's still an active you know participation versus like static sitting in your computer chair so i i see ufc fighters doing exercises like they're they're in their hands and knees crawling almost like a spider with a low chest to the floor and i think i could do that and then you do it and it's like oh yeah that's exercise like some of these body movements that look you just assume you could do without trouble try them you'll find it to be a workout the uh we don't even you don't even need to use

um the static stations for motion tracking in the corners we're used to have to like either have like poles or drum under the wall now they're built into the hand controller and the headset controller so it's just plug it into your computer and you get four hours of whatever the fuck you want. So that's it. Really? You don't need the towers anymore. You don't need the towers anymore. All of the Vive index is in the hands and in the headset.

So you're good. Is it not too big of a topic? $1,700, though, I think. I think. Well, I have the Oculus Quest quest which is just the headset and there's no uh is there no finger things I can't remember I have it regardless uh that is also motion tracking just just with the head and no it does have the finger it does have the hand things I really the vibes um ergonomics like I like the weight and grip of those things and how they work.

What I'm saying is that from here on out, there's no way we ever need to drill anything into the corners of your room. It's all... Yeah, I got tripods. I did too. Really extendable ones. Yeah. That way, I was like, now I can take VR anywhere with me now.

That's still a pain in the ass versus just taking it with you. I set up my yard once. That's smart, though. I wanted to max them. I'd been playing in a 12x12 room for a while and I was like, I want to max this out. I took the whole fucking rig outside.

I like that idea. If it starts raining, I'm in some trouble. Let's just fucking do this. Even the sun, they say they're they're lenses so if you if you tilt the headset and the sun goes in it fries the the screen oh my god i didn't know that you didn't know that it was like it literally when you remove the sticker on the on the vibe it's like do not put in direct sunlight oh shit it's a different thing but oh into the lens yeah like into your headset yeah like ah okay you see what i'm saying yeah that wouldn't have happened i was i was thinking

like it maybe was something i could have accidentally done oh yeah you would know i like it a lot i i i looked at it the other day and i almost clicked by but just because i i realized it's now wireless um yeah because i Because I remember back then, people were taking those super laptops and put them in a backpack. Fuck that. I put a screw in the ceiling, and I ran it like bumper cars. I just put the cable over it.

I was just like, I don't want to trip on that. Yeah, I would throw it over my shoulder. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Drag it around, and I hope I didn't trip over it. But the worst is when someone sneaks up on you. It's scary. Oh, yeah. I locked the door i locked the door i was just i locked the door i was like i

don't want anybody fucking me because you are in there like in there in there it is like waking a sleepwalker it's dangerous don't do it we don't know what might happen yeah i might fucking freak out i'm playing the brookhaven experiment there's fucking all that game was fucked up yeah yeah there's monsters coming after me and i'm so excited by by the time i'm 65 we're getting full dive like i'm gonna i'm gonna be in a uh fucking hospice care with an iv drip they're changing my diaper they've got the haptic gloves now no i mean like plugged into my spinal cord. Oh, that's what I want. So here's a question.

Here's a philosophical one, I guess. If you could do that, if you could go into that world, would you just stay there? Yeah. Look, by the time here's the thing that we're going to, even if it's not indiscernible, if it's more fun than my quality of life, then yes. By time i hit 65 i assume we're gonna have that tech um everybody's gonna be talking about like i can't believe these kids are throwing away their youth by like living in a virtual world i already live my loot my youth like i'm good like i i'm comfortable living my 65 to 100 as a 20 year old inside of a virtual reality sphere.

Like I'm good. That's not a problem that I have to worry about. I'd be down to. Yeah. I'd be down. The dream is the holodeck, you know, the Star Trek holodeck. Um, oh, oh yeah. I know what you're talking about.

Yeah. You just fucking go program what you want and it creates that world a hundred percent, know and i just think about all the anime that are about this and i'm like yeah just pick one all those yeah yeah i always it was always funny like i always talk about how next generation is good but deep space nine is the best because it's like it's more realistic and there's character development one of the things as far as the holodeck goes, on the next generation, they use the holodeck for fun stuff. Oh, let's go do Robin Hood or Shakespeare.

In Deep Space Nine, it's like, you want to fuck somebody? You want to get laid? Let's go. They sell time in the holodeck. Did you ever watch what was it? Robot Sex Robots the Netflix series. Sex Robots do you ever watch uh what was it robot hidden uh sex robots uh the netflix uh series sex robots sex love robot oh i don't think so wait really sex love robot yeah all right so listen listen uh netflix original series love death robots i'm sorry netflix original series all Love death robots. I'm sorry. Netflix original series.

All of it is CGI. There's not a single real actor in it. It is anywhere between a 5 and 15 minute little episode. I think there's like 8 of them. Love death robots. Love death robots. If you haven't seen it, this is one of my favorite all time things.

It's basically little, little episodic things. They range from like very wholesome to very like dystopian weird. There's one specific one that deals with deep diving. If you haven't watched it, go watch it. I think you'll be astounded. It looks,

it is, it's probably some of the best CGI I've ever seen. And they have everything from incredible realistic CGI to like very cartoonish ones that deal with like art. And then they have ones that are like, and, oh, and everybody who watches it,

the order is different. so my first episode is different from kyle's first episode which is different from oh that's fucking cool right and so my my first episode was like a very gritty deep dog fight like uh uh alien monster fighting ring that had an incredible twist and then my friends was one about like the what makes a human human and then my friends was one about like the what makes a human human and then my other friend had one that was like the most creepy one of them all about deep space and like vr so i think if you haven't watched it definitely go do so i'm pretty sure it's got like unanimously very good ratings across the board. Netflix. I'm actually going to check that out now. Let me do

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Ah, thousands. And... I don't even know. Yeah, Whip's the good one. They really are excellent. I'm sure taylor has packed his away put his little cover on for his uh um work trip yeah and uh his cruise work ship i bet he's getting paid for that he's not burning any time off he's getting paid for

his cruise he's not on a cruise and uh anyway woody i don't know if this is a good topic didn't you allude on pkn this week by the way if you want to listen to pk and early just to sign up on patreon below we had a great time we talked a ton of mma we got that out of the way so we wouldn't do that during the show this week because woody and i love fucking mma and conor mcgregor is fighting this weekend so we're going to talk a lot of mma bitches but you said that you have a golfing work trip story right oh i forgot about that yeah uh i worked at this company called qad and um they talked about for ages about this great eagle resort and how it was the most wonderful time

or whatever it was called, Great American Eagle, I don't know. And they always looked forward to it. You went there and you got training and there were like group activities. The training was even kind of fun. Like it wasn't just training, it was like team building, you know,

where you get to know your coworkers outside of your daily tasks and hopefully at the end of it, like each other and work more cohesively together. And they were just, it was like, it was going to be this great thing. And of course, it's not work work, you know. And when your work is solving customer problems over the phone, it can be a little draining and seems like it's never ending. It turned out that it was scheduled for right after my wedding. And my dumb fucking ass was like, honey, I don't see why we'd burn our vacation time on a honeymoon when, like, I would be missing what is the greatest work week of the year you know like so why don't we go to this place

it's like instead of a honeymoon and jackie's great she said yes so we did that we feared any other response we literally got married and then like went on to great eagle resort or something and yeah i like that thought and uh the people who like this didn't like it for the reasons that i would like there was no limit on the bar tab and uh they would get hell yeah competitive with themselves to spend more than anyone had in a previous year. Every year was like a record-breaking opportunity to run up a larger bar tab than the previous one. Meanwhile, my dumb ass is like Shirley Templing.

But they did give us the honeymoon suite, though. So we had a nice room and champagne on ice and shit like that when we got back to it, which I don't think we even drank. And in hindsight, fuck work, I should have taken an actual real honeymoon. And then Jackie... It's never too late. That's the thing. We went on plenty of vacations after that.

And I'm like, this is our honeymoon. And she's like, no, this is not a honeymoon. This vacation, you and I together pre-kids, is our honeymoon. And she's like, no, this is not a honeymoon. This is the, like, this vacation, you and I together pre-kids, is our honeymoon. And she's like, yeah, I don't think so. This one's not the honeymoon. And it's like a honeymoon. It's just a vacation after marriage. How long have you been married?

I don't even know. 96? Wow, that's tough. She probably doesn't want to hear that. So it's incalculable. Something like 24 years, I guess. Wow. Hey, you really want to make the home team proud.

Set a reminder. In the 25th year, renew those vowels and take her somewhere. That's not a bad idea. Yeah, take her to G-E-M-P-L-E. No, take her to Hawaii or something like that. I think there's a real chance I'm going to miss our 25th anniversary on a paragliding trip.

I need to... Cancel it. You don't need to fly again. What the fuck? Get your priorities straight, Tucker. My priorities are straight. I'm single, Woody. I'll be back just before...

You need to lock that one down man i bet if we should do a thing though it's not renew the wedding vows and take her on the fucking how is that hard yeah all you need to do all you need is and this is great renewing the wedding vows which uh my uncle did takes one priest or one not even you just need one person online ordained minister yeah one individual so So you just gotta find a place with a pretty backdrop, ocean view, and then you do it... Church of Kyle! Yeah.

I've got the priest outfit somewhere. Oh my god. She's got some stains on it. You gotta go somewhere south. I like this idea. We should do a thing. Does it have to be in Australia? Yeah, that's a hot vacation.

It's really hot right now. Australia, nobody's made that. That's a meme. Get that meme out there. Get some free karma. Australia, it's so hot right now. That is a good one. I haven't seen it.

Oh, man. Yeah. You're talking about games for a while microsoft's coming out with a new flight simulator and i'm down for that i saw it it looks incredible it's not just me oh thank you for jumping in on this tucker i thought for sure everyone was gonna be like i don't give a shit into the so many so many i'm gonna dump my fuel across forced i'm gonna alfred niner you know ghetto talk or whatever it's like by the new dlc with the twin towers that's funny no so the thing is that like most press b to keep the cockpit door closed most flight sims are like press f they got it they're like google maps right and this one looks like 4k um environments it looks like

they spent a lot of time like really making the places you're flying over cool i don't give a fuck about like taking off and landing well right like i'll just figure it out i want to look i want to look out the window and be like yeah i'm flying you know i want to i want to feel good about it what a violate some airspace i want to be 300 feet above raleigh I'm flying. I want to feel good about it. I want to violate some airspace. I want to be 300 feet above Raleigh. I want to be seriously irresponsible. I want to see my house. Is my house on there? How good is this?

I want to fly between the buildings of Los Angeles. Absolutely. I'm down to buy all that. I don't know what it takes to have some decent... At first, I was like, well, clearly you need a yoke. I'm like, oh, but you also need this thing. You need the foot rudder paddles i'm going with woody i'm a keyboarder all right you know i'm gonna figure it out once you do all that woody you're gonna if you google you can get the full cockpit not even that expensive like like it's like 20 grand

no oh okay 20 grand is that expensive i was talking about the chair where you get down into the whole thing and the screen's mounted in front of you and you're in the right position. But if you're in an actual cockpit, you might as well buy a retired airplane. Those are cheaper to buy and then outfit it. And at that point, my friends, what the fuck are you doing playing a video game and not renting a plane? Because that's the real... I play video games to do things I plane because that's the real like if you and

i like i play video games to do things i can't do in the real world like shoot people or fight demons so when i see somebody playing madden 2020 i'm just like bro footballs are at walmart they're 18 what are you fucking doing like go play some fucking football your friends go play some baseball your friends i don't get that it that. It doesn't do it for me. I like to play games to do things I cannot do in real life. True. That's why I love dating sex. You can go rent flight hours cheap as hell.

They'll take you up, give you the fucking stick, let you fly the whole plane. They really do. It's pretty cool. I've heard it's a cool first date. I could see that. Oh, absolutely. You know, you remember dating that. Oh, absolutely. I,

you know, you remember because of the implication. Listen, I've spent enough time in helicopters with people that are 12. I'm good. I think I was in that helicopter with you. No, you weren't. I never went on a helicopter ride with you,

but I've, I've been on plenty of helicopter rides. Crazy. Who did I go with? In LA, I flew with I went with Myself and X-Jaws Okay Maybe I'm wrong then

Forget who else was on there with me Sounds great, I wonder what he's up to these days I know what he's up to these days Go on I ran into i ran into sam um randomly at i was i was going to a music event and i was pre-gaming at a bar in hollywood and i looked over and i saw sam at the bar and i was like sam i thought you were in philadelphia or dead and he was like no we, we, we caught up a little bit.

Um, and then I went over to his place a couple of weeks later. He does like, he did micro, uh, influencing relations for, uh, um, for a, uh, uh, makeup company and then extrapolated that business and started doing like more macro influencer stuff with his business partner. I've not talked to him since. He invited me to a lot of his Sunday brunch dinner or whatever things. I don't have time for that. But he has an apartment here.

Is his business partner Bernie still? No, it's not. It's not Bernie. No. And trust me, because I knew him when he was working with Bernie and all of those guys and the Y Combinator guys. But no, he got like a stable business and uh and has a place out here so he's definitely different from five years ago when we hung out

like he's much more put together oh good for him i've had some good times with sam just to say i've had i have only had good times with sam go ahead Sam came and stayed at my house for a while. He came down and he brought his porn star girlfriend with him. And I put him in that guest bedroom that Wings was in. And he was like, you know, I need a little more room to stretch my legs i'm gonna rent a lake house and so he immediately rents like a really nice lake house and and he's gonna rent a car i'm like here i've got an extra car just take take my extra car and drive it immediately like gets an offender vendor in my car he's got this got this porn star like dancing around my

house and like no fucking clothes all my friends i remember when he dated her all my friends are very uncomfortable so she was dancing buck naked not buck naked not wearing enough clothes oh i misunderstood okay yeah yeah definitely not buck naked um it was um but but but none of us she didn't wear enough clothes that was the issue that was yeah i remember him defending her purity right like like he was saying that outside of films she really hadn't had sex with many people and i mean outside of the 30 films i've had sex regardless he he's up to these days i wonder what i don't wonder what she's up to these days but 30 films I've had sex with people. Regardless, he... I wonder what...

I don't wonder what she's up to these days, but I was pleasantly surprised to accidentally run into this man and reconnect because he was always like the black horse. Not black. Is that the right terminology? Sheep, I think you're going for.

Black sheep, yeah. Black sheep of the YouTube community, everybody. Even still now, people are like, yeah, what is X-Jaws up to? Black sheep of the YouTube community. Everybody. Even still now people are like. What is Xjaw up to? I don't know. Running a good influencer business. Apparently because he lives in LA. And doing pretty well for himself.

What is the date on this video? Don't link that video. That would be inappropriate. Don't stick it right in inappropriate to tell me exactly where that you would be finding this video don't tell me the time oh damn it kyle you didn't timestamp oh that never mind don't need a timestamp i don't know how to timestamp porn hub yeah is that a thing i don't know a time stamp. I don't know how to time stamp Pornhub. Is that a thing? I don't know. I never share links. They're really getting it out.

At least he's wearing a condom and that's the real winner. Well. That is the law in California, by the way. My favorite feature of Pornhub is that they show the viewership rate. You look at the waveform of pornhub videos and you're like ah that's where the action like i know exactly where i need to

skip ahead to and then there's like the the vertical bars where they're like blowjob doggy we're changing position somebody out there whoever made up these ideas is incredible. Someone's watching this thousands of videos. I just need to know when they stop eating ass. It's like, oh. Someone's watching thousands of videos at 12 times speed going like, pussy licking, doggy style, missionary.

I wonder if they get paid $12,000 an hour. Here's the description on her profile. She's from blah, blah, blah. This is her second porn movie of the year. She hasn't been seen in the porn movie industry since 2015. So no one really knows what happened to this weirdly named

cutie, but everyone hopes that she'll come back sometime soon. It happens quite frequently like this where chicks will drift in and out of the porn industry for quite a while. Oh my god, I forgot her name was that yeah yeah she's not even of that no descendants hey elizabeth warren can get away with it why i can't wait you gave away too much info we got a realist one back is it private i didn't think that was

i wasn't gonna throw it out we gotta trade we. He made videos with her name in it. Look, you know, I'm just... I mean, it was widely known. I just didn't feel like I would add to it. Which one is she? I have the volume on. The young one who's not 50. The one that is not the more notable of the two. I'm skipping around.

One of those is a legend. The other one has disappeared. Actually, the younger one's the hotter one the other one's a legend well i would hope so the other one has been in the in the industry for decades yeah ron derrymme dicked her down ron jeremy ron jeremy ron jeremy did dick her down yeah um but but yeah i always had a good time time with Sam. I did all sorts of silly stuff with him. Yeah, Sam was a good time. He was there that night, that individual who shall not be named

vomited all over the table at the W in Hollywood. Wow, that is literally where I ran into him, was the W in Hollywood. Should have brought that up. Yeah, yeah. That table right there. Maybe. Guy's worth $15 million now, but I knew him when he was puking on tables, remember?

Oh, I know exactly who you're talking about. It was super embarrassing. There was a whole group of us there at this little table, and I wasn't drunk. I had a beer by the way the w for the listener viewers uh w hotel in hollywood is a hotel first but the bottom level of it is like a bar slash live music area and you can get a table there it is not the place that anybody should be vomiting at it's not because it's so nice it's just like it's no it's not class it's it's fine it's not classy to you what are your standards like alcohol to the point of vomiting no i'm saying that like nobody it's not the place that you get so drunk you vomit you

can vomit in any of the nightclubs or any of the other bars in the area it's just like imagine throwing up in a nice hotel yeah lobby that's kind of what you're doing it we're just sitting there and i'm not going to say who it was or even allude to it but me and hex and uh sam are there and this individual's there and actually i think keemstar is there we're all just drinking and everybody decides it's time to smoke a cigarette so we all get to go, get up to go. And me and this individual who shall not be named are the last at the table. And it's just he and I.

And he goes, and covers the table in a white milk of magnesia looking vomit. Covers it. And it's a small table. It's a circular table. Like, it's literally about what I can do with my arms. it's a wide boy and they still have those tables i promise he wipes his mouth and then he reaches under the table and wipes the vomit under there and i'm like we gotta get the fuck out of here and we walk outside and i look at hex and he's playing it off like nothing fucking happened he like he's smoking his cigarette or whatever. And I look at Hex and I'm going, dude just threw

it all over the table in there. He's like, what? He did? How much? He coughed up a little? No. He covered our table that we just left with vomit. It's running onto the floor right now and we didn't

tell anybody. He's like, well, we got to get him out of here. And I'm like, what do you mean we? How am I? We're all friends here, but what, are we going to smuggle him? He's like, no, I'm just going to get him a cab. We get him a cab and I'll never forget, as he's leaving the cab, he's looking out the window at us like this. He's so wasted. It was very funny. it was very funny it was very funny i wish i i i'm not gonna say it was i would never yeah great guy great guy i'd be great guy also awful bar also incredible

that it's full circle and that's where i ran into him really weird that you ran into him there yeah really yeah really weird. Also, I don't even know why he was there. He was with a very weird group of people that I also had fringe known from the music industry. So it was just like, God, I love Los Angeles. So it looks like D&D has another dead show.

The people who ruined Game of Thrones. They were going to do a controversial slavery drama. I remember them talking about that, yeah. Yeah, now it's dead too. Is there anything that's not dying that they're working on? Well, they have this huge deal with Netflix. But like any shows that aren't getting canceled. Not that I know of. As far as as i know they're getting 200 million to do nothing i mean whatever it caught whatever it takes

to keep them doing nothing yeah yeah yeah you know i'll chip in 27 to bernie to get my freedom. 150 to them so they don't make any more fucking TV shows. Fuck those guys for ruining my favorite show. I have not seen a single episode of Game of Thrones, and I think that what I'm going to do is I'm going to watch it when I have uh plenty of time and i will stop watching at season seven and i will make up my own ending you could stop the end of five yeah it'd be pretty cool

i have i've watched several tv shows where i've said hey here's what you need to do you watch this episode and then you give up yeah and that's there's no shame in that right like either you give up and you, you just extrapolate from the ether, what you want to happen or what you think happens, or you go through with it and then you're pissed off. I've gone through this enough, like just kind of take it at face value.

I'm happy to watch this. Um, and, but wasn't the thing that they said, the reason like the, the last season was so bad was because they were focused on another thing. And then they got dropped from that. Kind of getting into their head a little bit.

But they had some other stuff brewing. I think a Star Wars thing was brewing and they felt like they were just sort of wrapping up Game of Thrones had lost any love they once had for it. So they just threw it in the trash and moved on. Yeah, pretty much what i've always said my thought process is that they had a they had a deal locked in with hbo a per episode payment that they're making for game of thrones and they were like we're so successful this is the biggest show ever we need a new contract for a new thing so let's get let's get beyond the 10 million dollars a year payday and let's get beyond the 10 million dollars a year payday and let's get into

the 100 million dollar a year payday which will be our next show and and so they just fucking pulled the ripcord on game of thrones and it just it's disgusting what they did in the last year even the last two years weren't weren't so i i didn't like the last two years but the last year in particular was just what have you done to us you sons of bitches disgusting yeah even the good episode i think it was the second one everyone agreed the second episode was great it was touching it made up for the first one we it reinvigorated the enthusiasm and then when we saw the third it ruined the second it was like oh that stuff you set up all that interest um yeah i i i I'm going to spoil it.

So in the second episode, You should be able to. they're going to war in the third episode. But the second one is really all our main characters that we've been watching for eight years now dealing with the fact that tomorrow is possibly their last day. And it's like, it's heavy,

it's interesting, it's compelling, it's moving. Sad, yeah. And then the next, it's heavy, it's interesting, it's compelling, it's moving. Sad, yeah. And then the next time it comes around and like one guy dies. Who you didn't care about too much. Third tier character and you're just like,

ah, all that movement you did, turns out none of them, they all had plot armor. Yeah, they should have killed half the fucking cast on episode three. And it should have lost as well. Whatever. Fuck it. Fuck those people.

I'm looking forward to Lord of the Rings. They paid $250 million just for the rights. Part of the deal is that it's five fucking seasons. They've already greenlit the second season. And they're not even done with the first so like i'm we're gonna get five years of quality content out of that i believe uh amazon's not gonna fuck around with this with this show amazon amazon almost every amazon um like original series that i've watched or spent any amount of time in like very high production

value um maybe it doesn't stick for the second season, but like it's, it's well worth the first watch Jack Ryan, the boys, the boys was one of my, like one of the better, you know, one of the better franchise.

I don't know. Franchise. One of the better shows that has come out of Amazon. Like I was shocked when I watched it. I was like, Oh, I liked it a lot. Did you see 10 star?

No. 10 star is like aish cop who's living in canada and i won't spoil it but something horrible happens to him and he starts drinking again and the whole first couple the whole beginning of the the show they're like oh oh, when Jack was drinking, it was a real problem. Jack shouldn't drink. And then this bad thing happens, and Jack starts drinking again. And it turns out that alcohol is like to Jack, is like

spinach to Popeye. It's his superpower. It's his fucking swole. He doesn't get swole, he gets crazy. And he'll just he'll just, ah, well I think I'll just It's his superpower. It's fucking swole. He doesn't get swole. He gets crazy. Oh. He'll just, he'll just, oh, well, I think I'll just kneecap you now. I'll just shoot you in the knee

because I'm not here to dick around. I got questions that need answers. So he's like, like, like, like, like a lure him to somebody else. Like he's like crazy when he drinks or he's yeah yeah pretty much crazy like like unhinged uh extremely violent like trevor from gta um you know he he's he's he's not holding back a bit he's willing to kill torture and maim to to get his to get his way uh and and he does he absolutely does.

What's his name? I can't think of the actor's name. Ten Star is the name of the show. The main actor is well known. He was in Pulp Fiction. He was the one at the table at the beginning. He's Honey Bunny or whatever. The ones that are like,

oh, he's robbing the diner. I can't think of his fucking name. But in any case, Ten Star star was quite good amazon makes good stuff i jack ryan i liked a lot i've only seen the first season do you want to know why why i think that amazon is an incredible like top gear i'm sorry um it's not top gear what is it called again i think it is top the amazon is it still top gear oh world tour i'm getting close world tour yeah top whatever yeah the amazon has incredible um originals but the problem is like the navigation their app sucks the um the the way that you go about looking through tv and even their music and their video it's like like browsing Amazon for products, right? So like,

it's the same interface. It's not like when you go on Netflix and you're like, I'm cruising through content. Like each one of these is a series you're on Amazon. You're like, I'm clicking on a link that I'm pretty sure is a TV show, but it may be a blanket. Like I have no idea what I'm going on here.

I think they need to just reinvent that whole app. The Amazon music has been a little bit better but sometimes i feel like i'm like i have prime so i can watch those things and i've drifted off of prime now and they want me to start paying more for things and i'm like no like i just want what netflix gives me these are the things i can watch prime prime it's the best bang for your buck in terms of subscription service if you do like a lot of shit if you do music if you do tv if you do a lot of online ordering if you do twitch and and it's the same price as like a netflix but it's not cohesive in that the uh experience

across all those you know mediums is useful the other trouble is it's a bad everything right it's free shipping that i love all right and it's also a bad music service and it's a bad tv service and it's a bad something else i can't think of right now and it's like ah you know like so it i don't think it's bad it's not bad it's not spotify it's not yeah it's not useful in the same way spotify is cohesive across everything right the app is good the interaction with my sonos is good the interaction with my tv is good spotify has like cornered the market in music as being the premier thing that's why my record label is like how do we get more spotify streams it's that's the driving factor for the industry amazon is kind of doing everything

fine but fine is not enough to bring anybody across the aisle and it's definitely not enough to make everybody go like sure i'll forego this like bad ui interface or you know whatever to to watch my tv show i want it to be true i want it i want to say why do i even have netflix when i have amazon why do i even have spotify when i have amazon netflix has good good originals though i know i wish that they weren't so original or you know they showed up on amazon two months later or something but that's not how it is it's um i don't know it's a it's an interesting dynamic for sure yeah so so let's see looking at else um five chinese hitmen arrested for outsourcing their hit it started with one hitman and he outsourced it down and down and down until they got caught hell yeah looks like how much was the

original hit for that's a good question too all. You know, I want to know, like, how much is the guy, you know, taking? How much is the second guy taking off the top? Like, how much is each individual hitman taking? The Yoo-Hoo paid Zai Gang-Jung around $282,800 to slay his enemy. But the would-be killer took the cash and used half of it to hire another hitman, Mo Tayangzong. According to the report, which signed the release, but Mo didn't kill him either.

He passed the job offer to another guy, Yang Kengxing, and paid him $38,000 up front and $71,000 when the job was done. To ensure he'd finally be killed, Mo gave Yang the victim's photo and his license plate number, according to the court. Next year, Yang subcontracted the killing to a fourth man, Yang Gingsheng, for $28,000 up front and $71,000 upon completion.

Wait, that doesn't make sense. He's like making $1,000. He's like making $1,000. A few months later, the second Yang handed the hit to a fifth man, Ling Ziansai, for a measly $14,000. Ling ended up telling the developer about the plot to kill him, and together they faked his murder, staging an image of him with his hands tied in an apparent attempt to collect the cash. Eventually, the developer reported the murderous plot to the police. Each of the would-be hitmen

sentenced to between two and four years in prison. Good God! And the developer who sought the initial hit got five years in the slammer. Well, that's a great story. That's it? So, somebody spent a quarter million dollars. The first one at the top made the smart

decision to delegate his business for half of that to somebody else and his problem was not vetting the people that he was delegating his business to because they just fucking watered it down and watered it down until someone handed the hit to a grand handed the hit to the fifth guy for fourteen thousand dollars and i'll tell you from experience you just can't get quality murders for fourteen thousand dollars yeah you can't kill anybody for fourteen grand for a hundred for a quarter mil that like i was pleasantly surprised about that that initial price offering i think yeah that's a lot of money that's a that's a good amount of money for like a drive-by where you could probably reasonably get away right especially because they're not expecting me to kill anyone right no just i don't have any issue with

whatever this developer's name is uh so they wouldn't be looking at me yeah i like it i like it but i love it go ahead i love those stories when people like try to hire a hitman to do a thing it's like do you really think that's gonna work that's never gonna work that doesn't work oh you know what we haven't talked about on the show at all megxit i what is Megxit? I love that you guys don't even know. Meghan Markle is the princess. Markle? Markle? M-A-R-K-L-E. Oh, not Markle.

I know. I just don't care. Yeah. What? Truman? So this is the British royalty. She's the hot chick from Suits, and she married the balding dude from the castle. And Americans covering Brexit. I think she married the one with the hair, right? I the balding dude from the castle and Americans covering Brexit.

I think she married the one with the hair, right? I said balding. Give him time. Why? And yeah, she did marry the one who currently has hair, but writing's on the wall. And they decided that the life in public was too much for them.

And they're going to work to get financially... Independent. Independent, yeah. I was going to say stable. Sure. He's worth $41 million. How far away from financially independent is he? What does it take for this guy?

I don't think he's worth... Where are you getting that? Does he have $41 million in cash in his bank account, or does he have $41 million in immovable assets? Because he's paid out of an account that Prince Charles is the operator of. I can't remember what it's called. I was looking into this. I heard about this on the radio, unfortunately, the other day,

and they were explaining that it's it's all dad's money um yeah my question is like they get an unknown amount out of it out of it um every year what it like you you you're not worth anything my my idea of what you're worth is how much like if somebody puts a gun to your head and says how much money can you take out right now? That's how much you're worth. I know you're well aware, like you're, we're all well aware you could be worth billions of dollars, but if all that's tied up in physical realty, that takes time, money, like you may have ownership of it, but like you're not. I don't think they have ownership of really anything. Right. ownership of really anything right so what i'm saying is is he worth 41 million dollars cash or does he have 41 million dollars in investments and properties that he cannot take out of my 401k

i reasonably can take out of it but i don't want to you're probably right because a lot of it's inheritance right i think kyle is talking about the money they have access to that really belongs to the people of England. But there's also money that's in his family that's been handed down and grown for ages. And he's already inherited $40 million. They gave him a big share, and they don't think that he'll be as generous the next time around. What if that big share of money that he inherited is involved in a company that he does not have majority ownership of he is now incapable of liquidating that so he may be worth it but he is not able to access that money right that's how that works pretty sure uh no you're right well

unless he was to sell his share of the business to someone else. But what if the state, what if the company's terms are you cannot liquidate your shares without a majority approval? I hear you. It's a completely legal thing. Yeah, his money comes from an inheritance from Princess Diana and from his dad, from money that his dad just gives him every year. It's an allowance. There's an allowance, but he has money that he's already inherited. Gosh, I'm trying to find... That's from Diana, yeah.

Yeah, it just depends on what... We use the term money very broadly. Here's an example. If Jeff Bezos dies tomorrow and gives x amount of his shares to somebody else he may whomever that person who receives it may not be able to liquidate those shares because of the way that company is set up like if let's hypothetically i have some answers here yeah i'm just curious where does prince harry's money come from the duke of sussex i guess that's him inherited most of his money from his mother princess diana and

from the queen mother according to the bbc the queen mother put the bulk of her estimated 70 million pounds that's like what 140 million in no what the fuck is your global economy? Not the same. GDP to USD. It's like 1.3. And the US dollar is... You think you were a little aggressive, Tucker? What the fuck? Well, you doubled it, man. What the...

Hey, don't put them in the same... We're coming back down. We're bringing it back. We're bringing it back. Jesus, I guess I offended you. I saw that as unpatriotic yeah i can't believe you would just stand right you're always so um so uh he put the she put the bulk of her 70 million pounds fortune into a trust fund for her great-grandchildren in 1994 uh he's reportedly

has 14 million already from their late grandmother. Oh, their late great grandmother. So that's another inheritance that is coming to them. His brothers inherited, both brothers inherited three quarters of Princess Diana's 21 million pounds at her estate. A lot of numbers. With the other quarter going, I know, I know. So they got three quarters of 21 million.

They apparently got the bulk of 70 million. They have. Hold hold on but that's been growing since 1994 and uh i don't know they're talking about engagement ring and some other bullshit but it turns out there's a bunch of inheritance it doesn't tell us where the money is in right it doesn't that's the that's the crux of the problem. Like, if you have an agreement with a company and you own 49%, hypothetically speaking, and the agreement says that you cannot liquidate that amount of money without approval of the majority. Why do you think that's the situation? I don't give a fuck about what's going on.

But you keep leaning on this scenario. Because that's the way that the majority of people that have a large amount of money in anything, they have a large amount of money in, no, I'm not in inheritance, in stock, in property value. You can't just snap your fingers and have that much money, right? People, I don't know. i don't care about this at all but regardless jeff bezos does not have a hundred billion dollars right jeff bezos could not liquidate even 10 billion dollars that's not a thing he can do because of the way that his money's tied up it's not like you can be worth a lot of money

and have zero dollars right why are you coming at me with this like i'm not coming at you with this i'm just trying to understand like what's the what's the what's like what's the angle we're going at with this i think that it's complete because you said initially he has 41 million dollars what more does he need I did yeah he has 30 to more I read that he had 30 to 40 million and he had inherited it um right I think I'm just trying to position this in a way that it's like I don't know what he needs but he may not have 30 to 40 million dollars in cash I think there's another thing at play here and it's even if he did have 40 million in cash there's a cultural thing going on in England where he is from a royal bloodline and his children are

supposed to be wealthier than he is right he can't just spend whatever five million a year and in until the end of his life use up all his money and call it good is this the same uh couple that had the she's pregnant right now i i remember reading like a like a uh this is awful buzzfeed tweeted like a uh post or like previous royal family couple versus like this current one and we had like her holding her baby and it was like i can't believe this fucking woman would like hold her baby like it's some sort of god can you can you tell me the name of the two i don't uh prince harry and megan markle and you're right that i guess the press has been extra hard and judgmental i never followed

it that closely i i never really understood what she did so wrong like it didn't make any sense to me but man i just saw it yeah so it was a prince harry somebody i'm sure that somebody who's watching will pull it up it was a it was a juxtaposition uh juxtaposition between prince harry and his wife doing the exact same things that the previous royal couple or somebody else in the same area right right did and it was like this specific um couple she was holding her her daughter or holding her pregnant uh stomach so people are like why is she like brandishing it like a like an asset whereas the last article was like look at prince whomever and his wife like showing off the royal baby and there were like dozens am i right about that or am i crazy i do i don't feel like i'm just out here in the in the deep end i wish i

could find you know what i wonder if i can search twitter buzzfeed and find it i think it is kate middleton because i straight i saw it so what you think it is kate middleton because i straight i saw it so what you're saying is kate middleton did one thing and they loved it megan markle did the same thing and they acted like you know super am i am i misremembering this or am i oh i i know is um is there a little uh race side of this? Yeah. So I guess Meghan Markle is at least part black. She doesn't look black to my eye, but she is.

At least part. Yeah. And a lot of people think that they're being extra tough on her because she has some black in her ancestry. All right. Oh, I got it. I got it i got it i found it thank god thank you for tommy all right here we go all right so this is from the same press daily mail uk press right um same exact publication showing the like i feel like this is almost inexcusable right so scroll down and look at like that read the headlines all right not long to go pregnant kate tenderly cradles her baby bump while wrapping up her royal duties ahead of maternity leave and williams confirms she's due

any minute now why can't megan markle keep her hands off her bump? Experts tackle the question that has got the nation talking. Is it pride, vanity, acting, or a new age bonding technique? Well, fuck. Alright. Now, scroll on to the next one. Kate's morning sickness cure. Prince William gifted with avocado for Princess

Dutch... I'm sorry, Pregnant Duchess. Meghan Markle's beloved avocado linked to human rights abuse and drought and millennial shame alright alright let's go on and do the next one that one was great Carol Wynne's granny war Duke and Duchess of Cambridge

will spend the second private Christmas with the Middleton family rather than joining the Queen at Sandringham Queen doesn't deserve better than this baffling festive absence Christmas with the Middleton family rather than joining the Queen at San Drinan. Queen doesn't deserve better than this baffling festive absence. Richard Kaye examines the impact of Prince Harry and Megal Markhan's decision not to spend Christmas with the royal

family. Damn. I promise it keeps getting way better. Kate Mills, Inc. Duke and Duchess secretly set up companies to protect their brand, just like the Beckhams. A right royal cash-in. How Prince Harry and Meghan Markle trademarked over 100 items from hoodies to stock six months before Split with Monarchy, with New Empire worth up to $400 million. Explain to them, Tucker, how they don't have access to that $400 million.

That's what I'm saying. They don't have it. They just trademarked it. Stiff upper lip. Prince William blasts monarchy stiff upper lip tradition and backs Harry's admission of his mental anguish after death of Mother Diana. Prince Harry and Meghan ditched British stiff upper lip.

Is this a good thing? Son, parents, and kids are torn. Bro, it's like the entirety of this, and there's 20 of these, so I don't know if you care about going through all of them. I know. How Kate scented the Abbey, then some luxury fragrance. Kicking up a stink on Meghan Markle. Like these are, by the way, if you're watching and you don't know,

the juxtaposed headlines are all from exactly the same publisher so if not all the same one yeah if it's the sun on one it's the sun on the other if it's daily mail on one it's daily mail on the other yeah so it's just like shot you're like all right are we are we hello is there a little bit racism going on like what the fuck's going on over here, guys? They're giving Meghan Markle. Wait, go down to the next one. The beaming Kate one.

Beaming? With the baby. Okay, okay. Beaming Kate gazes lovingly at sleeping Prince Louis as she and William attend his christening in their first appearance as a family of five. But Queen misses the big day. Revealed.

Queen won't be at Archie's christening because Megan, Harry, and the mystery godparents plan to baptize him today, but had to rearrange when they realized Her Majesty and Prince Charles were already busy. Like, what the fuck is that deadline? Like... Huh.

Yeah. Yeah. Like, maybe it is racism. It's hard to to say i'm a little cautious with the racism thing because i i'm just saying that they're dogging her for some reason they're not treating her fairly thing i just don't know the cause it could be racism it could be whatever it is it's a very weird um look at this and then let's blame this let's also note that buzzfeed who published that article is very quintessentially in the wrong in a lot of these terms they do the same exact thing so we know that clicks get clicks but it it just means like ah there's there's like a weird yeah issue here so yeah i i don't know i i don't know how much access to the 40

million he has and even if he had all 40 million it there's pressure not to spend it but spend it all on cocaine and hookers harry whatever you want um but i think it's it's a little interesting that they're ducking out of public life that that they thought that wasn't a good deal. Like, hey, look. I don't think it's a good deal. I don't think either of you think it's a good deal. Do either of you firmly believe that you would have a better time being more in the public light? Depends on what you're going to pay. I would have embarrassed myself in the teen years.

That's the thing, right? So the tradeoff is a seemingly endless money, right? I'm sure it's not actually endless, but it seems that way. And in exchange... At the expense of what? No privacy, and the whole world has an opinion on you. Awful. That's the cost.

If you could get the opportunity to be insurmountably rich not all right let's let's not do that if you could get the opportunity to be wealthy enough to do whatever you wanted to do and nobody knows your face or you could be absurdly wealthy to beyond the richest of riches but everyone knew you a la kanye Elon Musk, which one would you choose? Because I would gladly take the former. The first one's enough. Right, I get you. However, if you were an HVAC repairman

who occasionally struggled with unemployment, that... Yeah, but you're not going to relate to that. That setup compared to a royal setup where money's just never a problem that royal woman looks pretty attractive and the guy says man and everyone has an opinion on me that's the price that's not even a price fuck on fuck them right yeah but that's not a new mentality that's everybody looking at any hollywood interview where they're like you know go look at the rocks most latest like recent interview with uh this is crazy i was on an air i was on an airplane watching this fucking

shit and it was the rock sitting on with like uh some blonde host and i can't remember she's like prominent female anyways he's just like yeah and you know it's hard to juggle being in the public limelight while also like having a private family life and everybody in the audience was like swooning over it and i was like yeah i relate to that and i thought about it and i was like who the fuck else relates to that like who else is going to be like yeah imagine being the rock infinitely like very much infinitely rich in all terms of the the word and you're just your primary issue is like i have no privacy there's always a grass is always greener thing there's no winning arguing that like one person

has it better or worse than the other always and forever is somebody who has less is going to say like you have more like why are you upset there's no winning in this argument i'm trying to win an argument but that to me was the interesting angle it was hey look here's a guy who had infinite money and zero privacy who decided that was a bad deal and i think a lot of people would think that's a good deal yeah i know i agree with you i think a lot of people think that's a good deal i also think a lot of people that have been there i don't think it's about the privacy as much as it is the abuse that they've clearly been taking for several years now. You know, it seems like it definitely is racism and it's some sort of classism or something like that.

They feel like she's too low class to be a part of the royal family. And I've definitely seen all sorts of comments about uh about her on the internet and uh and you know it's and it's i think it's just enough is enough and it's affecting their happiness and they're like all right well yeah and the thing is like i don't know like like tucker said i don't know how much access to that money they have but they didn't decide to be an unemployed hvac repairman right they decided to go at it with the 40 million they have so far and whatever they can earn on their own they have as much money as they're ever going to need i mean she's worth five million

but they're fine they're fine they're fine they're fine i just i don't i don't on one hand this is a very prevalent thing in uh especially the premier league and also like general european soccer like racism at the highest level of this sport where we have incredibly talented individuals playing this sport getting, you know, bananas are being thrown on the field. Like very abusive slurs are being used. And that, that is a prevalent thing. Just like you're probably going to see similarly prevalent things in the u.s where

people are just like going out of their way to be racist sexist whatever you want to go for it's at the end of the day it's just awful in general but i think that like isolating this incident i have no problem nor do i have any issues with those two people being like i would prefer to like not be in this limelight at all. Right. It's the price. I would prefer to step away. It is.

It's the price. But what if you didn't ask for the price? Like, what if you were born into it? Like, what like, do you think that people that are born into a significantly lower income situation are like, thank God I have this here because I get to just work against the odds? I don't think that there's any winning on either side. And I think that it is vastly more beneficial to be on the,

I have infinite wealth side, but I don't think that anybody should be able to hold it against them and be like, well, you got this gift. So you can't complain. Like everybody's personal problems are equally weighed, you know, against themselves. i don't know what the right word is for that but that's still a real problem they have it shouldn't be discounted just because they got given the silver spoon or the gold spoon or whatever you talk about yeah i

don't see why anybody cares about the royals anyway like they're like celebrities who don't have a talent that's not wrong there are celebrities that I'm like why do you like that guy famous for being famous kind of at least the Paris Hilton's and Kardashians of the world make an effort to be entertaining and they're always grinding

these people just stand there in a pretty outfit they're always grinding like like these people just stand there and a pretty outfit and fucking they're they're fucking they're they're not even real really people they're they're more they're like objects to be i don't know to represent some sort of old timey british power or something like that i just i could the royal family is kind of weird about about any of that like i i i've never understood why anybody cares about the royal family or what they're up to or what they wear or what they drive or where they vacation like it's just absurd i don't care about those people yeah there's articles written about the fact that they didn't spend the vacation at the normal area and i'm like that's not i don't give a shit i i really they're the least interesting celebrities in existence it was just

couldn't care less i'd be willing to put hey i'm on the outside on this yeah me too i'm like when someone makes a like absolute statement like that i'm usually looking for a quarter case but yeah i can't come up with a less interesting celebrity amount of like the fact that even the united states like media was caring about like caring about what's the gender of the baby. Maybe I'm misremembering this. What's the gender of the baby that's getting birthed? I was like, I don't care! It's not even remotely remote.

Who is sitting there on the edge of the seat like, I hope it's a girl for the UK. If it was an actual royal family and there was a chance that he's married this lady and she will someday likely be our queen and she might decide to do this or that like i that would make a lot of sense an actual monarchy it was an actual monarchy that had power but versus like a pseudo figureheads you know like who fucking cares yeah it's like

like like they're they're i could name a dozen baseball players who are just wildly more interesting than Jose Canseco. It's a little stale to me because- Go look at Jose Canseco's Twitter feed. Tell me he's not more interesting than Caden. There's a celebrity. There's a man who knows how to put on a fucking show. That man is wild.

The fact that the Queen's been the Queen for, I don't even know, 40 years, 50 years now. 700 years, minimum. Makes it, there should be some turnover you know i want to i want a new king or queen every 20 years oh no man so does prince charles that's good luck mother we feel like dying this year no yeah prince charles is still prince that guy should be king for 20 years now. He should be wrapping up his turn. He's the oldest prince ever. She's out there getting like,

getting like intravenous, like IV drips. Like you're going to have to wait 20, 30 more years. I'm living to 120. I hope they, I hope they do the Meghan Markle, what they did to princess Diana.

Just, just get, give her the old Diana treatment. Cause then there'll be interesting again. That was the last time those people were interesting at all, when one of them died. It was like, oh, shit. Perfect.

She started dating a brown man, and the queen had her taken out. That's crazy. Had she broken up with her husband when that happened? She was with Dodi Fayed. Yeah, yeah. She was with another man already. But, okay. For some some reason I thought they were still

a little together maybe I don't really know no she was with she was with a brown billionaire by that time on his yacht in a bikini okay disgracing the queen and then she got in a car accident

yeah who killed her she got uh she got car bomb tunnel she literally got blown up in a tunnel wasn't she running from paparazzi that's the official story i guess sure yep yeah and the car just exploded in a tunnel well i don't think it exploded i think it was car accident but um but in any case even when she died i was like it was right like dale earnhardt died like a year or two later and we were all like much bigger deal much bigger he was the intimidator god damn it dale earnhardt princess diana only one of these two was a race car legend diana clearly not what's the intimidator dangerous to drive with like that's why he's the Intimidator, right? He'd bump a lot, yeah.

He bullied people all over the place, and he eventually hit the wall and died. Well, he wasn't bullying when he hit the wall. But... Karma? No, that's NASCAR. Has anyone been in an accident because he bumped them? Oh, yeah.

That's what the intimidator does, right? He wrecks you. He threatens that you're going to be unsafe unless you let him by. Deaths in NASCAR are incredibly rare. It's not like he was putting people's lives at risk on a weekly basis. He just happened to hit the wall going like 120 miles per hour, which is a very rare thing and and now they got this hans devices so they can do that and be fine he was a great guy um by all accounts seems like a real nice guy good father like like you know he was a millionaire and uh he dale was working in uh changing oil

in one of dale earnhardt's um dealers. That was his job. He could have just plenty of money there. His dad owned the dealership and it wasn't his only dealership. It was one of his many dealerships. Great guy. Shame he died. Much better person than Diana. Much more important death than Diana. I remember when that happened. Literally, my teacher was like, when Dale Earnhardt died, this is the biggest death since I guess Princess Diana if you can count that Was he from Georgia?

I have no idea where he's from I would guess Tennessee or North Carolina Okay But I have no idea I like Dale Earnhardt Jr. a lot He had a Joe Rogan interview that was fabulous Really interesting guy. Really well spoken too,

surprisingly. Seems like a smart guy. To get into that business, obviously he had all the advantages that you could have with his dad and everything, but 40 guys go out there every weekend and get to do that. If you don't qualify, then you don't get to do it. He definitely

had the chops to do it. He won plenty of races. I'm not a big NASCAR guy or anything. It looks like Dale Horner grew up in North Carolina. Well, we don't have any outros. Tucker, we really appreciate you coming on and filling the anonymous helmet of Taylor.

It's a big one, but i you know i did my best roomie yeah we appreciate it a lot check out our sponsors down below uh what's the name where can people go to check out some of your music that you're uh night mode records i've realized like halfway through i didn't even say it yeah night mode records is my record label twitter.com forward slash night mode instagram.com forward slash night mode um please put that in the description yeah if you don't mind i don't don't even link me anymore like if you can't find me you don't deserve to find me you know yeah please link it no thanks thanks for having me it's been a minute uh hopefully i'll come back with plenty of stories from my future vacations and stuff very cool thanks for coming on i appreciate

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