Painkiller Already - Painkiller Already #503

Episode Date: August 11, 2020

In this week's PKA, dynamic duo of workout & being impressive images of strength, Tom Boyden and Jujimufu are on the podcast! They talk about their crazy competitions involving various kinds of strength & comparing other impressive athletes & jacked personalities. Of course, this leads to a lot of talk about diet and different foods being consumed, and Woody hurt his back... no bueno, lots of fun and random discussions happen after the guests' departure, so tune in for a fantastic guest this week & see where you land on who had the best run as a global superpower, do you agree with the opinions of the hosts??

Thank you already. Episode 503 with our guests, Tom and Juju Taylor. Very excited to have you guys on. I really like your channel have for a long time. We're sponsored tonight by Honey, Blue Chew and Smart Mouth, three awesome companies we're going to hear from a little bit later. But for now, thank you guys for coming on. And number one, thank you for having such a cool setup, because there are so many times where we have a guest on and it's like all right we're getting this person and then they show up on a iphone 4s with it turns you know vertically and it's like oh god what are we and then we have to the studio literally last week last week we had a guy on the show he was supposed to call in he's on his phone in the back of an uber yeah what really what the fuck is wrong people were like you know this is a podcast hundreds of thousands of people we want the call to be good i'm like mother trucker if i was on a phone call with you i would hang up i would

say call back later this is bullshit he was he turned around he's like, yeah, he's my Uber driver, Mahmood. What's up, Mahmood? Anyway, getting into you guys now. Yeah. So I got into your channel quite a bit ago. And a lot of the videos I watched initially were you like setting up that big garage gym. I think you're in a totally different space now. I watched that one as well. It's a new garage gym. think you're in a totally different space now i watched that one as well but like i was like living vicariously through your purchases where like i wouldn't even know

what to do with a lot of the equipment but i'm like god that just it looks so nice he's got the the rogue barbell the rogue rack just that's got to be sick you no wonder you look like you do yeah it's my job it's kind of yeah it's kind of my job it's how how the money is made man wait until you see what we got coming the next uh couple months i'm building uh a 4 000 square foot home gym on a property where i'll have a barn gym and then i have a basement gym so i'm gonna have three gyms on my property in october you you clearly need to up your workout regimen you know this is i lost i lost sound guys i'm sorry oh dear did he okay i can hear him again okay we're good so i i like how you don't do the the normal fitness thing where it's all just hey you want to know the right form for a bench

this you'll do stuff like yeah i'm gonna go arm wrestle mountain climbers for the fuck of it yeah like that's great i love when you do that especially when you lose to someone who's so much smaller than you it's just i was gonna introduce oh man accomplished mountain climbers like pound for pound like you 40 50 60 pound less me. Just what is going on over here? I got this cord hooked up to my headphones and it's just like, it's unplugging. It's plugging up. It's arm wrestling is like,

uh, if you could think of something that's bad for your body, like smoking, it's like smoking for your lungs, like two packs, three packs, four packs a day for your arms. That's, that's what arm wrestling is.

Is that bad for you? Uh-oh. It would seem so. Fuck. Well, I don't know how long it's going to take them to come back, but whenever we get a break, whenever you know really cover him completely i want to talk about that explosion in beirut because that was fucking insane what do you think that was i only know one video that was prilled ammonium nitrate stored in a fucking uh warehouse they've

done the math it it's it's the biggest tannerite explosion in fucking history i don't know what got mixed with the tannerite to like activate it because or that's not t Tannerite explosion in fucking history. I don't know what got mixed with the Tannerite to like activate it. Cause that's not Tannerite, the ammonium nitrate to activate it. Like, like Oklahoma city, it was fuel oil and it creates this whole compound when you mix fuel oil with ammonium nitrate. I don't know what could have mixed with that.

And it was in these bags and don't think like the kind of bag, like you throw over your shoulder, I think the kind of bag that would fill up like a small Toyota pickup truck, like, like the rear of it, one bag of it. Think of one of those bags that they put foam peanuts in, but 10 times bigger than that, full of ammonium nitrate. Let me lay out what happened, because I think Taylor doesn't know, and probably a lot of viewers don't too. There was a ship filled with ammonium nitrate. It was a giant ship. It had thousands of

kilograms of ammonium nitrate and then something went wrong with the ships a sort of technical problem that wasn't detailed they were going to mozambique and they had to stop in beirut and then they got to beirut the thing never got approved there was they realized it was dangerous to keep all this ammonium nitrate on a ship so then they put it in a warehouse and it just sat in a warehouse for years years it sat in a warehouse as they like tried to sort of figure out like i don't know uh what to do about it and um shit i get my videos all fucked up but uh it sat there in this warehouse for years and then something sparked it or hit it or what have you and it blew up they had tons

of explosives well they didn't forget it's one of those like like like it's the it's the main port of beirut i'm sure there's warehouses with like full of full of fucking goat feed next door that are just like oh yeah they never came back for their goat feed and it's just sitting there like some people are chalking it up to an accident is what i'm hearing uh yeah certainly yeah yeah well i mean there for years yeah it's definitely an accident accident um there was a fire that like led up to it and like i said i don't understand the um the chemistry behind what what made it like go boom finally because like ammonium nitrate just super stable. You can burn it,

you can shoot it, you can do anything you want to with it, and it won't go off without a second chemical being added to it. And there's a lot of chemicals that you can add to it that will make it explosive, but something clearly got added to it. And the fact that it had been sitting that long means that instead of these nice little prilled pellets of ammonium nitrate, they're loose in a bag. It would have through humidity getting in there and like leaving over and over, it would have turned into these gigantic bricks of ammonium nitrate,

which makes it much more explosive. Yeah. Because like the ammonium nitrate is like 0.42% efficient as far as explosions go. Almost all of it gets scattered and wasted when it goes off. That's why whenever I would use ammonium nitrate, you wouldn't just pile it up on the ground and shoot it because then the blast in the middle would just scatter all the pellets and the ammonium nitrate that's around the edges. It would just be thrown away instead of igniting and burning and exploding. So you'd want it held tightly with something else,

with something on the outside. You want it in a box of some kind. I won't get into too many details, but you'd want it held together tightly. You saw the size of that explosion, though. The amount of explosive it would take to do that. How do you just sit on that and not anticipate this if it can just accidentally happen?

Did you see the before and after photo? I saw that as well, where it's like an entire chunk of land is just in the sea now. It's just gone. Yeah, it was like a peninsula, and now it's just gone yeah it was like a peninsula and now there's just a gigantic crater and like the the hotel next door completely destroyed one of our patrons um he had family in that hotel oh fuck are they okay yeah they're okay but some of his friends aren't i heard people like 10 miles away or 5 miles away.

120 miles away. They heard it in Cyprus. Jesus Christ. Across the entire Mediterranean. Can you guys hear me? Welcome back. We'll go back to this later. I'll find some content so we can see the vapor cloud and the craters and stuff. It's a horrific event.

Over 100 people have died clearly but I mean if an asteroid hit we'd want to see the crater too like this is this is nuts banging out what's the thing with so nobody thinks this is like a nefarious act everybody only Trump thinks it was a bomb that somebody dropped it fucking

I'm not even going like a political angle I didn't know only Donald Trump has leveraged that theory. All right. Well, we got Tom and Juju back. Very, very happy to be here. I want to go back to the – glad you're here. I want to go back to the arm wrestling thing.

You said arm wrestling is the equivalent of smoking three packs a day for your arms, basically, or your shoulders, your tendons, everything. Everything, man. My arms have never been so effed from anything. I mean, our bodies, actually. The problem is when you have a sport that causes damage to your body, oftentimes it doesn't carry over into other sports. Like, oh, man, this is hurting me,

but I can still do all this other stuff. Arm wrestling, it took over. I was like, wow, I can't even smooth my arm like this. It hurts, which means I can't do flips. I'm not arm wrestling people. I'm just trying to jump up in the air, and my arms are just ringing in pain. It's like you have a toothache. You couldn't even do the dishes, actually.

You'd reach for a heavy Pyrex bowl, and you'd just get arm pain for an hour. And it was bad. And you guys still are doing it. No. No. COVID, bro. We can't arm wrestle during COVID. For about a year and a half, we worked with it

and we just kept coming back to it. But it was a curse. It was like the curse that just kept coming. And I took a good break from it for about five months and uh now our lives are really good yeah much better that's good i i remember when you guys were way into the grip strength thing i think that was when i was watching your channel the most and those little innocent looking things i ordered a couple online being like i bet i bet i can close at least a couple of these. It is the most humbling thing

to try and use those grippers and just realize, oh no, you're way weaker than you thought you were. Yeah, it is. We have a company that makes them and only one person has completed the level 6 and it's... He's an Icelandic man who's

about 400 pounds and just does it in his basement for hours and hours by himself so you can't what have i said a million times iceland northern europeans we're fucked we can't compete with those icelandic icelandic fucks but you're also the the largest human i've ever seen do an actual backflip i thought the first video i saw where you're like i'm gonna do a backflip i'm like yeah this motherfucker's gonna do a backflip. I thought the first video I saw where you're like, I'm going to do a backflip. I'm like, yeah,

this motherfucker is going to do a backflip. I wonder what the bit is like, how on earth are you still able to do that with how much you weigh? Like just practice constantly. Yeah. Well, I, I've been doing flips since I was like 14,

15, I'm 34. So, you know, you had the mass later and I've just been holding on to dear life to keep it because I love the flips, man. I love doing the moves, the skills, the aerials, the kicks and stuff. It's, it's, you know, it's, it's great. But, uh, so it's looking Jack. So looking at Jack is probably the best part of it, especially with like your, your forums have to be

outrageous with all that grip strength stuff. All the grip strength. Where it'll be like, we're going to do an eight-hour arm workout, and I'll be overeating while I'm watching it. I could hang. I could do this too. I'm going to eat a whole bag of dill pickle flavored Lay's while I watch them work out. But no, I'm totally good.

The eight-hour arm workout was from Rich Piana. And I think the worst part for me, actually, wasn't the fact that you had to do 16 workouts in eight hours. It was the fact that you had to drink 16 protein drinks. It was bad. By the 14th drink, I just walked out in my woods and just threw my guts out everywhere. I come back in and they're the grunt oh oh man i

guess we got to do the 14th workout now yeah but our friend antoine vial was a professional bodybuilder he was just enjoying every one of those drinks just he was drinking mine he had like 24 of them which was like i think we came out it came out to be like 700 grams of carbs. Yeah, 700 grams of carbs from just like sugar water. Yeah, and he was eating as well. But that workout was just a mental thing. I think the arm stopped doing anything, and the muscles just stopped, and then the tendons were just being used for the last six hours of that. The pump was gone long ago.

Yeah, yeah yeah that was something no that i really like your guys content it's it's motivating in a way but in a fun silly way like when i watch like when you guys have brian shaw on it's just like almost discouraging where you're like this person is just a mountain of a human. I, I can't ever hope to, if I worked every day as hard as I could diet, perfect the rest of my life, I'm not scratching the surface of,

of a third of his lifts. So, and what seeing him next to you was, what was that like the first time you met Brian Shaw? Because you're a big fucking guy. You're strong as shit. It must've been kind of otherworldly to be like, Oh my God, this guy's doubling me up on a lot of stuff he's just huge yeah that's the way you feel around

the six foot nine strongman brian six foot nine thor bjornson six foot nine uh the mountain the mountain uh from game of thrones uh i think i think thor is probably the biggest one to stand next to that guy's just he is there's what do you uh what do you think about uh that fight that they're gonna have i think eddie hall is gonna fight uh thor man they've been preparing for it for a while and they're gonna continue to prepare for it for another year and a half i think what is the fight yeah like we made a bet on it we made a remember i told you i was gonna bet you like 500 bucks that thor would post 150 Instagram pictures of just him in boxing gloves up until the fight. He's like, I don't know. Maybe today I post a boxing glove photo.

But I mean, I'm not saying that Thor is going to win heavy favorite. And I bet on Thor to win. But that's who I believe. I bet it's going to be a lot of them hanging on to each other. I bet it's going to be thor win but that's that's who i believe i bet it's gonna be a lot of them hanging on to each other i bet it's gonna be a lot of that oh do they do they have to go four rounds i don't know how long it is that's the that's like the key factor here three or four i would guess do they wear headgear that's also a big question i don't know if the headgear fits them uh right well the gloves don't fit them either, so they're having some

major problems. You know, the mountain's head? Yeah. Eddie Hall's tall, too. Eddie Hall's 6'3 or 2"? Yeah. Or has a reach advantage, like a very large reach advantage. Undeniably, though.

Watching Eddie Hall amongst the other Strongman competitors made me think he was five six and that's not the case at all right you know they're just all the other ones just that much bigger yeah i won't watch it if they wear headgear headgear is so lame i'm not gonna watch if they wear headgear i'm also not gonna watch tyson fight if they wear headgear oh why not who's tyson fighting uh roy jones jr is he also an older guy or no? Yeah. He retired two years ago. So he's kind of

in fighting shape. He hasn't been out of the game like Tyson has. I see some training clips of Tyson. He's fast as crap still. He looks very fast. I'm really suspicious. You know what? George Foreman made me suspicious.

George Foreman's like, he sees what he wants you to see. He's like, there hasn't been a single clip of him for more than nine seconds so far. And I'm like, huh, he's right. And George Foreman's like, I'm seeing stuff I think other people aren't. Watch his right leg. His right leg's planted. It's not moving like it's supposed to. Watch this.

Watch that. And I'm like, fuck, George foreman's doing analysis on this and and i'm telling so i i've done a tiny bit of boxing then even i look faster than i am when i hit mitts those bits meet you halfway right they make you look fast because the guy's coming at you yeah i can sit there and hold my hand still and with a good mitt guy touching them it looks like i don't suck that's where is george foreman analyzing this is what i want to know is he just doing instagram stories it was youtube i don't know really yeah i think he's bitter about the fucking year that's all that is you're thinking of um not george oh

evander holyfield oh it was holyfield that's right yeah so um yeah they never fought uh it was yeah yeah george foreman talked to mu Muhammad Ali. I was just watching this. And Muhammad Ali, like during his comeback, he's like, don't fight Tyson. Don't do that. Don't do that. He's like, that guy hits too hard. You don't want none of that. So, anyway, yeah, yeah.

So, I'm just suspicious. I think that a lot of people can post nine-second clips and look better than they are i think that when we watch tyson fight a full fight there's going to be a huge gap between who he was and who he is what i like about mike tyson the most is that in his mid to late 40s he decided now's the time for a tribal facial tattoo usually that's an impulse thing in your 20s. Not him. People ask why. He said, it's because I don't like my face. And it was like, oh, this is a little sad. I don't like my face. Funny story about Lee Priest is a pro bodybuilder from the 90s and early 2000s.

He stopped competing. But Lee Priest has a bunch of tattoos. He's got a big tribal facial tattoo. He had it for about maybe 20 years. And then he recently got it removed, and all his fans are, like, making fun of him for it. Like, oh, you see? See?

Face tattoos are dumb. And Lee's response was, I'm getting a different one. He's getting a new one. I mean, so we can be fair. Facial tattoos are dumb. If Mike Tyson asked what I thought, I'd be like, that's so cool, man. I love it. I want one too.

He's like, oh, good. I got my gun right here. I got my gun right here. Let me tattoo you up here. Hope I have enough ink. Imagine that you're laying there just terrified of Mike Tyson tattoo tattooing have you seen mike tyson um punk dana white yeah no what do you do they're on dana white's private plane if i remember it right kyle tell me if i get anything wrong dana white's sitting there and mike tyson's walking down the

hallway of this plane that seats like 12 it's a nice private plane and And Mike Tyson is like, you get out of my seat to Dana White. Dana White's like, all right then. He's like, I like this seat. Mike's like, I like it better. Did he really say that? Yeah, but I'm pretty sure that was set up for Instagram. Oh, I didn't know.

It's still a little video. I bought a hook, line, and sinker. I bought that. Mike Tyson's setting up physical things on Instagram and comedy. So what's his life right now? Do we even know? Is the whole cannabis thing set up too? Because he has that venture.

And then after going through this cannabis business venture, now he's deciding to fight. It's like kind of an odd timeline. I didn't know he was fighting. Oh, he's made a lot of money from the cannabis stuff i think he's fighting because he just wants to fight yeah this is indica it's called knockout i mean i guarantee he has a strain called knockout oh yeah for sure for sure i i'd smoke mike t's weed. Give it a go. Yeah, he has cannabis resorts is what his thing is. He's like putting a whole hotel and tennis courts and boxing courts at a hotel. Does he need money?

Boxing courts. No. Well, he needed money before the cannabis thing. I'm not convinced that resorts are making a lot of money right now. Yeah, not the resort, the cannabis though. I'm convinced that marijuana is making lot of money right now? Yeah. Not the resort, the cannabis though. I'm convinced that marijuana is making tons of money right now. Okay. No, I didn't understand.

It's not just a hotel resort thing. No, that's part of it. I thought Mike Tyson made like $100 million. Yeah, but Don King took most of it. Yeah. What did Don King do with all that money? Wouldn't you like to know hair is don king alive still i don't know i don't fucking know i hope not i could i'll i'll fact

check it let's see but yeah i i think uh you know he did that hbo special a while back mike tyson did and uh that was really good i thought i liked that a lot him just telling stories and talking on stage and uh and then he came out with the cannabis uh thing and made just a shit ton of money and he's got a podcast too that's really successful i don't think he's hurting for money one bit i think he was he was hurting for money and they needed that comedy thing with hbo like his life story and that started an upward trajectory i just i just kind of wondered because he's he's fighting and he's doing a lot of stuff like i don't know he might just be ambitious who is listening to the mike tyson podcast it's good what could he possibly have to say his joe rogan podcast episode was great oh i didn't know he was on joe rogan did you see his

hbo special no not really why yeah so that was, so that was sort of how he did his comeback. And he tells his story. It's a version of events you haven't heard before, like his side of the rape thing, his side of the fight thing, the ear biting, et cetera. And while he does it, there's still photos or maybe even some video behind him to, I don't know, highlight what he's talking about.

And it's super good. And this is a guy who you'd think would be a terrible public speaker. But no, he's effective. It's good. That is surprising to me. I would imagine he'd be incredibly bad at speaking. Especially like boxers, when they get older, always sound retarded. Because they just get bashed in their whole lives.

Not Tyson. He did a lot more bashing than bashed in. Not to the second half. Anyway, yeah, he speaks as well as he ever did, which is to say five out of ten. Oh, damn. But he hasn't lost a point, so he's got that. Nice.

That's what they say. If you're a five out of ten speaker, start a podcast. It's a good podcast it really is and he gets he gets really good guests all right well of course it is are you gonna turn down an invitation to mike tyson's podcast i wouldn't know right god no a lot of what makes a good podcast is not your speaking ability but your life story right it's the journey that you've taken you know if've had some real highs, some real lows, that makes for a good thing to listen to. And it gives you some introspective. Yeah, definitely.

Yeah, I think so. I wonder what age Mike Tyson would have to be for me to feel confident fighting him. Ooh, yeah, there will be a time when he can totally kick his ass, Taylor. I don't think it's now. No, man. Well, it's certainly not now. No, no, no, no when he can totally kick his ass, Taylor. I don't think it's now. I don't know, man. Well, certainly not now.

No, no, no, no. But Taylor, are you 27, Taylor? I'm 29. Okay. Yeah, so Taylor's 29. Tyson, is he 45? Does that sound right? So he's scaling with age, and you're staying the same age you are right now.

No, no, we need to scale them both. But there will be a time. I don't think there's a time then. I don't think there's a time. I don't think there's a time. Tyson's going to live that long. Track record. All right, so Tyson is 54 and Taylor's 29. So let's add 30 years.

20 years? 30. 30, yeah, yeah. So Taylor will be, is it 59 versus 84? I like this matchup. This is a lot of confidence in my ability to not get fat. That could be good. It could be.

84-year-old Tyson is still going to be a ripped gosh. 84-year-old? You think he's 84-year-old Tyson? No, I don't. I think he'll be a corpse. 84-year-old Tyson has been dead for seven years. Yeah, exactly. We need to set this up a few days before death.

I want to really maximize our odds. He gets like stage four pancreatic. I got him. Right? Forget 84. Make it 74. That's as long as he's going to live, right? And then we get 59-year-old Taylor.

Did I do that right? No, 49. 49. 49. I think that's a pretty prime age for you. 49 versus 74. Look out, Mike. Hits their prime at 49.

Yeah. I'm 47. Maybe you're fighting prime. Right? 47 isn't completely unable to move. And you're going to hit your prime in just a couple more years. In two more years, I'm peaking. But yeah, 49-year-oldlor versus 74 year old tyson i'm putting the house on you taylor i 74 year old tyson he won't know

what room he's in much less anything else i i got him i'll convince him it's a doctor's appointment and blindside him it It's a good strategy. A chair, something like that. Yeah, he's already half retarded. He'll make it the whole way there, way before 74. You disagree, Kyle? Really? No, I agree with all of that. How do I say it mean?

You did say it mean, but I don't care about that, obviously. I just think it's going to be a long time before Mike Tyson is down to the level of like mere mortals. 74. I still, I don't know if he keeps working out. If he keeps working out and stays, like the guy doesn't work out right now. This is just genetics.

Genetics have carried him to this point. He has a freak. No one can argue. I saw him work out for nine seconds. There you go only stop like he hadn't done anything boxing related for a very long time like he hadn't hit any heavy bags or anything like that the man doesn't run like he doesn't do any of that stuff the genetics have carried him to this point looking like he looks right now i just don't see him falling off the edge of the earth in the next 15 or 20 years i saw a video of him like shadow boxing in an apple bees like just for no reason for no just showing what he could do just enjoy appetizers

here's where i'm coming from i what does an average nfl player live to like 60 or something like it takes years off their lives 32 yeah sounds right so how old is your cluster around there yeah i feel like uh 74 like i don't know if tyson will even live that long as much as he was the guy that dished out the punishment he took a bunch i saw lennox lewis Yeah, but he didn't take damage. How long did Muhammad Ali live? Tyson didn't take nearly as much damage as Muhammad did. Muhammad Ali. No.

No. Ali was getting battered after he came back from not Nam. He lived to 74. Yeah, but did you see videos of him at 74? He knew that he was... he's blowing spit bubbles well the parkinson's didn't help uh you know no he had never just yeah yeah look at ronnie coleman though ronnie coleman has uh he's like the bat if you look like a boxer's head injuries and an NFL players had injuries, then these bodybuilders back injuries,

he's had like 19 back surgeries and he's, he's barely, barely ticking. Like he's, is he barely ticking or has he made like another comeback? It's possible. I have my videos out of order, but I thought Ronnie Coleman looked good right now.

In the right lighting. But he doesn't look like as good as a lot of other people. Yeah. I mean, we've seen him at wheelchairs at fit expos, and then we've seen him walking around and I don't know, flexing. I don't know which Ronnie you're going to get. Yeah. It's a wheelchair Ronnie or walking Ronnie. I saw him not long after a surgery and he looked super bad.

It was like, oh my goodness. Like was it worth it? Were those highs worth this low? And then I saw him a few months later and maybe I just saw the best moment of him because it was like, damn, he's back in the gym and he's looking fit. Yeah, I see him here. Like fit is a good descriptor. You know, like he looks like the big dude at the gym. Yeah.

But he doesn't look like the greatest bodybuilder who ever lived which is what he what he is like he looks like the big dude at the gym now i mean you could compare it to arnold arnold looks like arnold has gone like he's you know he's been a little like fat arnold at the beach but then he's like ripped arnold at times and uh you know why he was fat arnold the beach though. He had fucking open heart surgery. That was, that was a mean picture. They tell me,

Oh, that's mean. Yeah. He just had had fucking open heart surgery. He couldn't do anything for months and months. And they're like, look, Arnold's lost it.

I feel like Stallone, like funded that whole paparazzi campaign. Jesus Christ. No, he was just, Arnold was just in bulking season. i myself am on year three of a continuous bulk i need these chips for glycogen i need to refill my muscles with with fried potatoes oh man that's the hardest so how

juji when did you get really into lifting and fitness and whatnot? Like, it's clear you did probably when you were much, much younger. But when did it become a total obsession and just passion? Pretty much immediately. I mean, it was instant. When I started training when I was 14, it just changed everything for me. I started lifting weights when I was like 15 because my parents got me a gym membership across the street. They're like, oh, stay there until we pick you up after school. I was like, you can work out or you can just sit there. I was like, well, why wouldn't I just try

working out? I just started lifting weights. I'm like, damn, I loved it. I can't remember not liking it when I started it. Yeah. Have you had any long-term injuries from it? Do you have a back that always gets you an elbow that's always troublesome like you has it all been good it's all been good i've had a lot of injuries because just the amount of time i've been doing it but i'm really smart with injuries so i'm pretty good at i'm pretty i'm better than most people at taking care of that type of thing in the in the circles that you uh sort of travel in do you ever see those guys with the synthol arms and stuff?

I've put synthol in someone's arm before, actually. What the fuck? How do you get it in your tricep? I don't know. Jesus Christ. Do you do it for me? Then you get a giant 5ml

syringe full of coconut oil from Dave Palumbo's website yeah you just stick it in the dude's tricep and just like this is kind of that's a lot of oil i don't i know you're big but this is a lot of oil going in enough come on do you not feel it do not feel it you want me to heat it up before i put it in your arm you know tell me if you agree with this i feel like synthol is a little like cgi in that i never heard that one hear me out if you use too much of it or if it's not done well it's grotesque and obvious and terrible however if you use it right if you get it just the right doses like people who are 90 bicep and 10 synthol pull it off and people don't even know

it was synthol it's just a little extra yeah from what i understand about it um it actually helps muscle grow like it's not just like uh temporary cosmetic you put in the muscle and there's a lot of pressure it puts there and then it's uh that that pressure is what signals the muscle cells to start growing so it could actually augment muscle growth, I think, in itself. It's not just like something that's there that makes it look bigger. But if you do it poorly, it starts leaking out of your shoulder when you're on stage. A big white pus just coming down your shoulder when you're sitting there doing it. That's what I was going to say.

No, no, no. Yeah. Google image, synthol accident posing. what if it's not sterile you know like what if it's not sterile when you put it in there and then you're f'ed yeah you're in a lot of trouble then i'm sure i mean juji tried synthol on his ankles he's he's always been i don't know why would you put synthol on your ankles i never even thought about that that's pretty good yeah a lot of these people using synthol clearly do not work out at all oh a lot of them you know injecting a huge amount there's this guy in russia and this is up it says he might have to have both arms amputated unless

synthol he has good absolute asshole i saw like have you ever seen the slap contests another one where the kid was in that and so there was a synth all guy in it maybe juji saw it too and i think i just heard him and i'm like what are you doing here all these people have real muscles and you have synth all arms what have you deluded yourself into thinking those arms are strong i saw an mma fighter with synthol arms and it was like he comes out he's got the giant synth arms and the other guy's just like the other guy looks like a fucking russian killer or something like that and he's just like i'm gonna fuck you up he does he just beats the shit out of the guy and the guy's laying there with his big balloon arms like fucking popeye on his face yeah so we're all thinking of terrible synthol but juji is it

right that a lot of people use synthol and they just lack a little definition because but they used it in moderation i had no idea that it actually helped muscle growth i thought it was like purely a vanity thing for people who wanted larger muscles. The people who inject it into their chest just looks like tits. Yeah. It's the extreme cases that everyone sees that look really bad, but we know a handful of bodybuilders that just use small amounts that just make lagging body parts look a little bit better. Just keep a gnome in the closet to put it in their triceps when no one else

is around. Right? This is my synthol gnome over here. Give him a name. We'll name him Larry. Larry the synthol gnome. Come over here. Load it up.

Put it in my... I can't reach back there. What if you had to stick it in your lats or something? I don't know how you get it back there. You have to have a friend. In the same way that you don't notice good CGI, you don't notice good synthol. You just think that his...

That's true. You know, his six abs are all the same size for some reason. Call me crazy, but I don't think it's synthol. Oh, God. I'm just thinking of all the crazy places you can put it now. You were mentioning your ankles. You're talking about putting your abs. It's why my dick is 14 inches long.

The only place I ever think about people doing this is like what arms, shoulders. People put – I guess they put in their legs too. Yeah. I never even thought about that. God, let's just let's just uh let's just uh get a second fucking gross let's get some syntha bro let's do it soon tom it's been uh yeah i've watched the channel long enough to see you kind of get into lifting a bit and you're noticeably way bigger than you were just a couple years ago was were you resisting for a bit when you're noticeably way bigger than you were just a couple years ago was were you resisting

for a bit when you started the channel getting into lifting the way juji was and then you finally gave in or were you always kind of behind the scenes lifting with him oh i was always behind the scenes but i did not live in the same place as juji for the first about year we worked together i lived in new york he lived in North Carolina, and I would just travel back and forth. So I think I was doing yoga a lot. I think I did a lot of handstands, and that doesn't make you that much bigger.

So I've always been pretty fit, but I didn't do bodybuilding or arms or anything like that until I worked with john and uh yeah then i just kind of like uh got around all these guys and realized i needed to be a little bit bigger to be somewhat less smaller than them so the math checks out well that's a difficult challenge because a lot of the videos you're doing, you're like, hey, here I am with Juju, who's huge and ripped. And here I am with a six foot ten power lifter and another six foot eight power lifter. And like, yeah, you just got to feel like a bitch standing next to all of them.

Right. See, I I'm like I'm like the chihuahua with massive amounts of confidence and no reason to have any fear of of looking like an idiot uh so yeah i mean i've been ridiculed across all of the fitness channels for looking like i i sat like this on a yeah this one this one i sat like this on brian shaw's channel and i mean there were 90 of the comments were just telling me how gay i was then That's what I hate when you sit like that. Yeah, I mean, but I like when I sit like that. Yeah, yeah. The shorts? The shorts don't help.

What's about these shorts? What's the problem? You didn't have anything less manly to wear? You know, I felt comfortable in these, guys. You look good. Your quads are looking big. Nice. Your taters are still going in.

Thank you. Yeah. I mean, these are the longest shorts I have. You got those Bruce Jenner shorts over here. It's the Caitlyn. Caitlyn Jenner shorts now. Bruce Jenner wore those, though. I suspect Caitlyn might have them.

Caitlyn didn't have them until the 2000s. Yeah, you're right. Those are Bruce Jenner wore those though. I suspect Caitlyn might have them. Caitlyn didn't have them until the 2000s. Yeah, you're right. Those are Bruce Jenner. No, Caitlyn Jenner shorts are much more manly than those. Oh, thanks. I mean, that's the thing is that we get a lot of comments like, why am I in this video and why am I doing this stuff? And I'm just like, I don't know, man. We, we, Juju and I just put i in this video and why am i doing this stuff and i'm just like i don't know man we we juji and i just put ourselves in this place and and then uh i'm

just working out with these guys and i don't really like i understand that thor is the strongest man in the world but i'll still try to pick up a stone some natural stone in a in in a weird icelandic place with him and uh i think that's what makes it fun there's a vibe in your channel that i like where you guys look judy in particular like you you get alpha 99 of the time but on your videos you find yourself in the beta role a whole lot like hey here i'm gonna mountain climb with the professional mountain climber and there's no like like there's no lack of humility there it's like this guy's actually better at this than me you're here i'll try strongman contest against the strongest man in the world and i dig it it's a cool humble vibe it's a good show i do like that

vibe about your guys channel a lot but also it's like it'll be juji with some 110 pound rock climber i remember watching those videos and being really interested. That kid was great at rock climbing. At the end of the day, when you walk out of the rock climbing gym, he's 115 pound kid and you look like an Adonis. You're just enormous walking out of there. And that's what you prefer.

I remember Juju. Help me with the guy's name. I'm so bad with it. Is it Magnus? Magnus. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, that guy's so cool.

I really like him. Great YouTube channel. So here I'm still going. Little Magnus they call him. Yeah, Magnus is amazing, man. When your parents name you Magnus, you really only have one career path, right? Yeah. You need to sail to England and steal virgins.

Yeah. So Magnus is wearing a vest that makes him the same weight as Juju. And he still outclimbed him. And I was like. I was so excited that video. That was because I was like, finally, it's even. Now I'm super motivated to really be competitive. I like to be competitive but sometimes it's like there's no way i can even move devin larrett's arm in an arm wrestling match

it's just like let's go let's let's let's but you're not going to get anywhere i i freaking thought i was going to get somewhere with this i wasn't even putting away fast on i was like i honestly thought in my head that i might be able to beat him with my ass i wouldn't yeah i wouldn't know where to put my money before watching that video right because you've got a lot of strength on him but he still won very little technique on him he ran a v6 or a v7 wall wearing 110 pound vest or something yeah and you say juji has no technique but it was not his first day climbing right he's had some coaching he's better than he used to be a little bit you know

yeah i mean i was okay i wasn't too bad but it was definitely his best climbing session ever actually and i still got my ass kicked yeah i want to ask because you're kind of in that that fitness realm of where you are you're in that fitness realm of youtube um did you follow that stuff with athlean x and the fake weights and stuff a little bit yeah so the comments that got deleted and yeah there was a cup comment and yeah yeah a little weird stuff that disappeared because he tried to make it really disappear could you give us a little backstory on that Kyle yeah will you lay it out because I know that you're on top of it yeah yeah I don't know um the the main person I saw calling him out was Greg Doucette who's like a notorious fucking fitness channel troll like he knows how to get like get your goat and make you say his name and

that's his fucking goal and I think that like coming from like a background of of gaming like it's where I originally started it's like oh you don't do that you don't do that athlean don't say anything just just move along let the narrative change oh you're posting a comment on on his video probably not a good idea yeah you could just look at his form i'm no expert or anything but you can look at his form sometimes when he's like dead lifting whatever it is i'm just making up numbers but it's it's heavy isish, 375 or something, and just kind of see the way he's lowering the weight. It just doesn't look like 375 pounds. The way the bar bends doesn't exactly look right. It doesn't look as bending enough.

And then there's another time where he's benching like, shit, I don't want to say it's 315 if it's not, but it's a lot. I don't know. It's three or four fucking plates, and it just doesn't look right when he's doing that. Oh, Jesus. And then there's another time where he's got some dumbbells, and it just, I don't know it's three or four fucking plates and it just doesn't look right when he's doing that oh jesus and uh and then there's another time he's got some dumbbells and it just i don't know you can kind of tell when someone's lifting a lot of weight not by the effort they're exerting but but sort of by like how their muscle fibers are responding to that weight and how their frame has

to move in response to that weight just the body mechanics of anyone whether it's a an amateur intermediate or a fucking professional are still pretty similar when they're lifting heavy like like it just has certain effects on your body i wouldn't fake it like i feel like the he's mostly doing form stuff so even if he said like hey that this is less weight than i would usually do just look at how i'm doing it like i mean the man's got 10 million subscribers yeah i I don't know why he did it either because he's like, it doesn't matter how much weight the guy does. Like he is unequivocally the most viewed fitness education channel

for like seven years straight, like by far. And he destroys everyone. And so I don't know. I don't. And it didn't like maybe it's just ego and he wants to look stronger but he doesn't need to like that's the thing is he really doesn't his fan base doesn't care they're like okay he has abs his chest and arms and they're like and he draws on them that's that his body is his resume not his plates right this guy makes a living out of being like i can

absolutely destroy your biceps with five pounds and then he finds something he's like i bet you can't do 10 pull-ups and you're like i totally can yeah each one's a minute long and it's like okay yeah so like his thing is killing you with lower weights and safely and avoiding injury why he would put fake weights on there to make his deadlift look higher and then i watch buff dudes sometimes and then those guys demonstrate form they use weights that are obviously below their strength level and it doesn't bother me at all they do perfect form and that's all i needed so yeah those guys are great too they're yeah you guys have done stuff with them haven't you we've tried we've tried we've tried but they're they've got a children

having kids yeah a lot of kids. They're really fertile, the Buff Dudes. Yeah, married and wives. We've met them once. Did we meet them? Yeah, we met them at a Fit Expo once. It was exciting. We're all like, yeah. Everyone else swarms you and then you don't get to really do anything.

Yeah. That's somewhere I'm never showing up, at a Fit Expo. Good time. I i'm gonna go to a local burger king and feel better about myself thank you very much i got the junior whopper loser i only got four nugs not 10 you fucking large we're gonna be ordering extra sauce and then meanwhile i'm like sneaking back to the counter like i will take 10 no man there's something different about fitness expos i would rather be in just like a gigantic real life ant farm and just have to live in there i don't know it's just uh it's a really like especially juji gets uh uh just uh accosted i mean, there was a time period.

So John's been doing the Instagram thing for, what, five years now? And in the beginning, he didn't have YouTube, and we didn't have our own income sources. And so he would go to these expos, and I still can't believe how much stuff he did for people. Women would come up to him, and he would pick them up, like 35, 40, 50 women in a day. He would do splits with people, do splits for people. He would do backflips if you asked him to. And he was doing this for like eight hours straight on concrete. Yeah, I was a circus animal.

I was a circus animal, man. And the thing is that the problem I figured out later, the moment you take one woman and you press her overhead for a picture, all of a sudden every woman in the freaking room comes to your line and then you have a 50 rep set. 50 reps of over-impressing women. I remember that through my back out actually. You're talking about me hurting myself. Oh, God. I'm going to have smarter.

I'm really pretty smart about like avoiding injuries but that one fat woman man that's the question right this is she was i was done i was tapped out this is like the 20th woman in a row and i said i'm tired i needed to go take a break and she would not have it she was so upset yeah she was like you have to do this and i was just like i don't know i mean okay and i was like i knew she was too heavy i knew what my max was i'd ask every woman i asked every woman what their weight was because you know like hey you want me to press the overhead i need to know how much you weigh she was 185 190 but she was shaped really oh that's like that's a big she was shaped like a ball which isn't really I need a longer woman with a little less weight.

So when you're pressing them like a barbell, like thigh and rib? There's a technique to it. You tell them to face this way. You scoop them up. You do a flip with your hands. And then you step back. You activate your glutes. And you push and you press your head through.

I know how to do it, there's a technique to it, I figured it out it doesn't work with a bowling ball you can't just grab clam and tits and throw them up you get a little ass oh that's so funny so you're just sitting there miserable as shit

having to overhead press women all day it's my fault man i started at shit yeah yeah well hey you learned something that day don't do that as look the first time you get attention like that it feels special i bet that's gone now right like you don't even want that attention you wear a disguise if you could i've caught i've tried to go through the arnold last year wearing a hoodie and look my head down i was like it's got to be the hair man they're seeing the damn hair that's what's drawn to me i had a hoodie on and i'm like walking like this i just hear a bunch

of people go oh juji juji juji do they smell you they smell me like what the fuck a dude that's wearing black pants and a black hoodie with black shoes my head down moving really quickly they freaking see it sometimes I was standing next to you so that would kind of give it away damn you I shouldn't have worn a branded hoodie oh man no that's

that's I get totally what he's saying like that must be pretty cool the first time a woman's like throw me over your head and you're like this is tight i'm awesome the 50th fat bitch you gotta be a little upset there's that and then there's the 50th day right there's you know now he's a couple years into this ride and if he could turn invisible he'd probably activate that a lot yeah actually one of the oddest things uh we have happened to us because we live in north carolina and it happens at the same gas station every time to both of us people will go we'll just get random people they'll say like oh you guys do youtube nice

uh hey does juji live around here i'm like oh, oh, no. They're like, oh, does he live within five miles of here? I'm like, no, he lives like 30 miles away south of here. They're like, so where does he live in Concord? They'll just start bringing up stuff and just more and more and more. And I'm like, I can't tell you. That one dude at Lowe's Hardware Store. Oh, God. That was the worst.

The Lowe's store was like, I'm not joking, 100 yards from my house. I lived right behind Lowe's. It was great when I lived there. This one dude sees me there. He knows who I am. And he's like, what are you doing here? He knows I'm at a hardware store. You don't just pass through on a trip.

Stop at Lowe's. I'm like, no, you know, I live around here. He goes, like, how close? Just like what Tom's saying. I'm like, no, you know, I live around here. He goes, like, how close? Just like what Tom's saying. I'm like, oh, you know, nearby. Like, which direction? I'm like, dude, go away. I got my car and watched him leave and drive away

so he wouldn't follow me. Which direction? Like, how far? Does anyone watch your windows at night uh do you have a security system do you have adt if not do you have an automatic like that kind of i remember it was it was a couple years ago when i lived in st louis city i live in the county now that i my girlfriend and i we were at my my old apartment and we were fucking drunk after some night of partying with some friends and come back and she's like i'm gonna order hot box cookies which are like cookies they deliver 24 7 and i was like all right whatever i

don't really eat sweets i was munching on cheez-its and you and your high horse yeah me i go down there to answer the door when i hear it and i i open it and and I'm, I'm drunk. And I just like, Oh, thanks buddy. And I'm like signing it on the top, giving him his tip. And he's like, Hey, uh, are you, are you Taylor from PKA? And I was like, yeah, please don't tell anyone where I live. And he was like, I won't, I won't tell anyone where you live. It's good seeing you. And I'm like, okay. I would have been nicer, but I was, I was so wasted. I It's good seeing you. And I'm like, okay. I would have been nicer, but I was so wasted. I was just like, God. And I went up there and she's eating her cookies.

And I'm like, they're going to fucking know where I live now. He's like, well, maybe they're going to post it on the subreddit, my address. Maybe it could be a generous tip. And I got recognized not long ago at the AutoZone. $400 box of cookies.

And it was like, oh, cool. People know me at the AutoZone. This is kind of a neat deal. And then I realized my shirt said Woody's Gamer Tag on the back. Oh, it doesn't count anymore. You can't do that. Oh, that could have been a really uplifting day. Stop that.

Oh, no. It was way better. So my favorite fitness-related videos on YouTube are gym fails. It's either when someone for some reason has decided to put 1,200 pounds and try to deadlift it or try to squat it. Or when people are just using machines completely wrong like they're on the cable machine and they've got a cable in each hand and they're just like bouncing around like it's a kids game.

Have you ever seen any stuff like that in real life? Nothing that's as bad as a Jim Fails video. I think a lot of the Jim Fails videos are fake. People are just doing that, which is fine because it's so funny to tell. I love them anyway. They're great. I was like, like oh i never thought about doing that that way okay that's creative um because like weird crap i've seen at the gym before though i mean look i'll juji's had some

pretty good gym fails though himself me yeah yeah maybe not to like that level of thing the nose bleed one is good the The nosebleed one. Where you just kept bleeding out of your nose for a little time. No, no. That was, I used to work out at the park on my lunch break at work. I would go to the park and hang up the rings on a swing set, you know, and then I would do gymnastics rings. And I remember I was going through a garlic eating phase

where I was eating an entire cluster of garlic every day i was like crazy i was trying to keep witches and vampires away i was really and uh yeah the roman wait hold on you went through a garlic eating yeah yeah i was and uh roman soldiers uh they have shields they keep the garlic you know it's like an amulet it protects you so garlic is really good luck so i was eating a cluster of it a day and i was prone to nose don't you laugh at him there There were no witches at all. No, no, there are. My boss is a witch. She was a Russian witch. I wouldn't laugh at him in person.

The garlic thins your blood. I get up on these rings and I just go upside down and I hear the sound and it's both nostrils popping and then blood just starts gushing in the back of my throat. I'm upside down. I'm like, okay, I get off the rings. I go sit down. I'm at a park by myself. And like, this is like, I've been having a nosebleed every day for like a week.

And I just, I'm tired of doing this and swallowing blood and feeling sick. So I was like, I'm just gonna sit here and watch it bleed out. So I just sat there and just watch this puddle of blood form for like 10 minutes. And it just wouldn't stop. And then I started getting lightheaded. I was like, okay, I'm going to go back to work now and tell my boss I probably need to go to the hospital. So I go back to work, and I tell my boss, and she's like, hey, what the hell? Get out of here.

Like, go to the hospital now. I was like, oh, okay. You're scaring the customer. Yeah, yeah. This is the time. I was a biotech manager so i worked for a biotech company but yeah i went to uh i went to the hospital and they do the nose cauterization they take like a punk you know those things that you light fireworks with it looks just

like that and just stick it up your nose and then i've only had like one or two yeah which is a tampon without a string how much did that hurt oh It doesn't hurt at all. It's great. Is it hot? No. When your nose has been bleeding that much, anything feels good. After I took Accutane when I was in middle school, I started getting chronic

nosebleeds. It also made it so I no longer tan at all. I haven't had a pimple in three years. Accutane fucked with me. It made my really high as like a 14 year old but i was there was one time i got a nosebleed from it and usually a nosebleed is one nostril this one was was both and i remember laying on my back being like this is the solution you can't bleed if you lay on your back yeah my nose was bleeding so bad it was overflowing onto my face and i was like i need to go to the doctor outsmarted by blood taylor you have your nose cauterized no i've never had my nose cauterized

i've had a bunch of sinus surgeries i don't breathe well i was i was that kid who i was maybe it was probably eight before i broke or i was i was that kid who i was maybe it was probably eight before i broke or i was seven the first time i broke my nose and i was like i couldn't breathe through my nose at all and so as i was eating my dad would always yell at me because he'd be like taylor stop fucking opening your mouth when you're eating and i couldn't like i would wonder like how the fuck are people eating and breathing at the same time? Because I would be chewing and I'd be like, Okay, keep chewing. But then they gave me a couple surgeries and the doctor fucked it up, did not fix it.

I have the same thing, actually. I broke my nose and it blocks one of the nostrils and I just have to just keeps growing and I have to keep going to a plastic surgeon to like every five years because the cartilage just keeps blocking my nose. Yeah. Yeah. I'm sure that's what I have. I just I'm scared of doctors, so I don't go very often. I have a deviated septum. So the inside of my nose is crooked.

Visually, I don't know if you can see, but it's pretty straight like you wouldn't know. I don't know if you can see, but it's pretty straight. Like you wouldn't know. But if you look back at like pictures of the Woodworth family through the generations, you get to my great, great grandparents. Their noses like start in one corner of their face and finish in the other. And that effect has been diluted as we've overachieved with women throughout the years. Oh, I used to have a hump in my nose. And the second time I broke it, like I went in there and i was only like 13 14

and the doctor was like hey you want me to just fix the nose or you want me to shave anything out make it even and my mom was just like you know what while you're in there shave it down make it okay and now my nose if you were to feel it has right angles right angles yeah you can feel the corners of where he shaved down my nose bone. Got a fantastic nose. The inside's not too great, but that's okay. They reshaped mine when I broke it. The whole side of it was collapsed

in. This side was collapsed all the way in. Mine has a bump on it because somebody punched me. I am. I said something I shouldn't have. My i said something i shouldn't have my friend said something he shouldn't have and i got hit but mine was all my fault oh no i they were like talking in your face in your face i put my arm across him to like you know to sort of diffuse the situation

and they hit me oh yeah i when i broke my nose i was playing ice hockey for at least two different teams i was playing football i was wrestling and how did i break it basketball when my own teammate brings down a rebound way too aggressively that guy was retarded and he caught me right in the nose he's also also the fucker that ruined this finger. I remember that. That was senior year of high school. We were on the same flag football team, and I go and I get the flag from this Indian kid who was slow as shit, easy grab.

And then this other guy, Phil. Gilbert Gray. I know you're out there. Then Phil comes over there. He grabs it from me, but he grabs my finger at the same time, and he broke it totally to the other side. And I being really scared and i was like i really don't want to go to the doctor but in my head i was like you've watched movies what you do is you pull it as hard as you can and it'll reset it somehow and i did that and it was excruciating and it

turns out now i can't bend my finger right, so that was the wrong move. The wisdom of 14-year-old Taylor. Using the Rambo method out there in the fucking gym. Why are you afraid of doctors? I thought it made sense. Why are you heating up a big knife? I don't know. I saw it. Are you putting gunpowder in the wound?

Why are you afraid of doctors, though? Do you have some trauma? No, I just don't like going. I it no trauma nothing at all i just i really dislike going to the doctor because my i guess my fear is like i'll go there for a broken finger and they'll be like oh no you got uh you got gut cancer bitch you're fucked like yes avoiding the doctor will solve that so that's good thinking. In my head. It's okay, Taylor. I don't go to the doctor.

Thank you, Juju. Yeah, solidarity. They don't know what they're talking about half the time. No, they'll say, you need to eat less. You need to do this and that. This is propaganda. Oh, that amount of goldfish isn't appropriate every day? Okay. The strong man, what's his, Bill Kazmaier from the 80s.

There's a story about him. God, that guy's crazy. You should look him up sometime. He's fun. There's a goldfish eating contest, like actual fish. It was for kids. It was for children. You know, a kid eating goldfish.

Were there actual children eating live fish? Yeah, to see if they could win. He ate 300 goldfish or something. It's a true story. 300 goldfish? Yeah, he did it because he was hungry. He needed the protein. Was he competing against children?

You said it was for kids. No, he was competing against other strongmen. In the fish eating? Or in the kid? Wait, all the strongmen decided to beat the kids in the fish eating contest? No, he needed the protein. So he went to a goldfish eating contest and just ate all the fish. Okay, but he beat all the kids.

Oh, okay, okay. So the other strongmen weren't eating the fish as well. I pictured him at a folding picnic table surrounded by seven-year-olds who eat two fish, and he's at 300 in. I like it. It's a good video. Oh, yeah.

We were at some school fair, those field days they have in high school. And I was in high school, probably sophomore at the time, and and my youngest brother about seven years younger than me so he was maybe seven eight and they had a booth where you could buy goldfish and he was hanging out with this other young girl and he bought a goldfish and then was like i'm gonna eat it and it really upset her and he ate it anyway and then the rest of the day all he did was go back because we were all laughing we're like that's fucking hilarious keep eating and so he i kept giving him money and he would go back and buy fish and then he would swallow them and eat them right in front

of that girl and he was cracking my shit up how many how many i think he had three. Oh, yes! Which brother is this? This is my youngest brother. A lot of my family is here now. Seven years younger than me. He's 22 now. I like him more than you. You'd like both my brothers. How many living creatures have you eaten?

Oh, man. I didn't eat any goldfish that day, I'll tell you that. I don't think i would i'd honestly feel bad for the fucking fish oh it dies so fast does it how do you know how do you know the second it hits your stomach acid like any ability for it to breathe is gone so it asphyxiates probably painfully in your stomach very quickly yeah but what if there's 300 of them in there and you're like number 301 oh and it's like a final rave. You're just flopping on top of the corpses of all your brethren.

Why is it fixating so fast in your world? If I were to say Taylor drowned super fast when I held him underwater, it's like four minutes it takes you to die. It's a long time. This is just something that someone told me at some point and I'm repeating blindly. They were like, yeah, there's no oxygen.

There's nothing in there. They're just slowly burning in stomach acid. But way before they burn in stomach acid, they're dying of lack of oxygen. Now, I've seen those magicians. I was going to say musicians. Magicians do that trick where they swallow the goldfish and then they bring it back up. But I always notice when they do that, they drink a lot of water with the fish fish like a pint of water before you know those are two separate goldfish right like a goldfish dies every time they do it so it's the prestige but for goldfish yeah it's the whole david blaine act

spoiler alert spoiler alert so taylor they're drinking a lot of water, eating a goldfish, and then just not bringing that goldfish back up. It's a second goldfish that they bring back up. That's what I made up a minute ago. Yes. You fucker. Yeah, dude. They're bringing that fish up.

They're bringing it back. David Blade is regurgitating that goddamn fish in front of all those black people. I watched you in all those videos, bro. That was the idea for a show I had a couple years ago called Black Magic. And it's the only perform for black people. Because they have way better reactions than everyone else. They're so much better.

Yeah. Yeah. That's an Aziz Ansari joke. Oh, God damn it. Fuck. Well, sorry, Aziz. I just stole a joke from you. My bad.

Yeah, he's a longtime viewer. Longtime viewer. No, it's probably me that heard that and didn't even realize but yeah that that i think that's a good ass idea yeah like black magic is his show name it's a good name he's like black people straight up think that you've just done actual witchcraft dudes i think that sometimes. I was watching David Blaine, and I'm like, well, this is just actual magic. That's how he's doing this.

Who was the guy that put a nail through his palm? Criss Angel. Yeah. He did it up close to other Hollywood actors, and the guy's like, what? This isn't even a magic trick you're just putting a nail through your palm you psycho and i think he might have been free have you ever seen david blaine's ted talk when he talks about when he um held his breath for like 20 minutes or

whatever i think i have seen that yeah it's so emotional because the thing about david blaine he does a lot of different kinds of magic if if you will. There's misdirection stuff and illusion stuff like any other magician does. Of course, he's not a warlock. We get it. And then there are these things where he does these physical feats where he's really doing it. He's just toughing it out. Whenever he's quote unquote frozen in a block of ice. Now, of course, he's not frozen in a block of ice. There are two blocks of ice around him. He's in an ice dome suspended up really high.

He has gone like days without drinking and eating and stuff. But that's not magic. I know it's not magic. But when he held his breath, the thing was people were trying to like say that he hadn't really held his breath for that long. And he's like so emotional explaining that for like two years or something, he was doing these breathing exercises and like this entire fitness program to hold his breath extra long. And they were trying to say he had some sort of apparatus like put down his throat.

I think it's a scam. I think, you know, he's like, hey, I was going to do a trick where I held my breath longer than anyone. And it turns out that I just happened to be the breath holding champion of the history of the human race. Who'd have thunk it? Me. I'm the best. Oh, and by the way, I held my breath for 17 minutes.

Really? That sounds like horseshit to me. Yeah. And you know what? That whole trick. I remember watching. He's under the water. All he's doing is getting soggy.

That's not magic at all. I heard Penn and Teller talk about it. And he's like, the hardest thing about that trick, something I could never pull off, is looking good with your shirt off. The rest of it was all fake. And I'm like, yeah, I'm on that team. I'm on that team. Yeah, that aligns with what I've decided to believe. So I agree with them.

I just like this magician happens to be able to hold his breath for 17 minutes just because he did a TED talk. Kyle, sometimes these magicians are fibbers. Well, and it's not like the whole point of a magician is to do magic. I mean, he's on camera underwater.

There's no bubbles. There's cameras on all his tricks. That's not unique to that one. Yeah, but they're illusions. They're like from angles his tricks That's not unique to that one Yeah but their illusions Are like from angles Clearly he's not levitating I like when he does those You know Trying to I guess misdirection tricks

And then after like two missed guesses He tells the homeless black guy What card he has and then that guy goes Bananas That's what you want you want to see people freak out With a good reaction I don't want to watch him hold his He tells the homeless black guy what card he has. And then that guy goes bananas. Yes. That's what you want. You want to see people freak out with, with a good reaction.

I don't want to watch him hold his, what is more boring than watching someone hold their breath? Nothing. I'd rather watch a colonoscopy. I mean, that was on lifetime channel or something. That was not, that was not like a network.

It was on Oprah. Oh yes. They took a brief break from the men are evil movie marathon and they will hurt you because this is lifetime i think that's a fan i mean the guinness world record people were there they they like you know they monitored the whole thing i'm i think he did it i think he just held his breath for 17 minutes how do you i'm with kyle here i think i think david lane has got some wild breath thing going on. Let's take a round table vote here. Who thinks that

David Blaine faked the breath holding? I do. Just us? Who thinks David Blaine faked the Guinness World Record? Guinness says he did it. Wait, did you vote? Yes, the people who

track of world records. No, because they think you're like the biggest rubber band. They don't know what the fuck's going on. It's not that hard to hold a fucking vote. You think you're sending out the fucking A-team? What if you have a bigger rubber band in the back somewhere? If you don't,

then your point is moot. My point is not moot. I'm saying that how many fucking teams can there be that are going out to investigate records, right? You think they sent the A-team that time? No, they got teams all over the place. No, no, no, no. You're not arguing with me.

The argument is not whether there is someone else out there who held their breath for 17 minutes and 5 seconds. The argument is whether he legitimately held his breath for 17 minutes and 4 seconds. And the people who keep world records say, yes, he did. his breath for 17 minutes and four seconds and the people who keep world records say yes he did if someone put a gun to your head and said do you think david blaine held his breath for 17 minutes would you say yes because yes have you ever seen the video have you seen the video dude but don't imagine that he like he's like all right i'm gonna go back here in the water. I'll be back in 20 minutes. He's in

a water tank looking at you. He's got one of those James Bond rebreathers or something. Those don't exist! Those don't exist! That was in the movies. No! That was a fucking inhaler that they just stuck in his mouth and blew bubbles

at him. How long can Michael Phelps hold his breath? Not 17 fucking minutes. He's not in the business of holding his breath. That's not what he does. That's like saying Usain Bolt definitely didn't run that fast. I just want to put this out there. Taylor, Taylor, I call this one for next conspiracy theory segment i've already soundly convinced everyone that helen keller was a retard and i will be happy to convince everyone i will

david blaine being bullshit you're second in the so you are arguing that the legitimacy of the guinness world record system is completely flawed right you're saying that i'm saying that an organization's world records can be trusted. Or David Blaine's in their pockets. That might be true also. I'm saying that an organization that will send units out to watch someone pogo for 10 hours isn't the highest, most stringent organization in the land.

They are the only people in the world who keep world records. Right. Who are the orators? How many of them have books that are all reflective on the outside? That's true. The books are really good looking. I do like the books. They'll have someone who's like,

yeah, that Indian guy's fingernails sure are gross. Those are the longest fingernails in the world. You find me a long hair. You know what would be a good bit? I would like Guinness more.ils in the world you probably you know you don't be a good bit what i would like dennis more is instead of the world's longest fingernails they put it in as the world's grossest that's the guy uh you saw that jackass clip where he's i don't know if juji and tyler have seen all the jackasses i loved I loved it. Even the guy who makes jackasses was like, yeah, we didn't really know what to do with the guy with the long fingernails,

and so we just had him stand on top of a table with all of them hanging down and then just go, it's a Miller time, and pour Miller on it, and then Steve-O is laying underneath it drinking the Miller light off of his fingernails, and he's vomiting. All the Indian girls in the background, do they have for fucking aesthetics? They're like, oh, man, I love Jack. That's creative. Steve-O is someone, that guy's life story is so incredible, and how he's still alive.

The amount of shit he has done to his body, whether it's drugs or physical things, I don't know how he's still alive the amount of shit he has done to his body whether it's drugs or physical things like it's i don't know how he's done it and he's actually a really good storyteller if you've watched his youtube is really fun to listen to yeah he's a very funny guy and have you seen the uh i think it was johnny knoxville who filmed him at different times for that documentary where it was like all you could see in his apartment was like a million empty cans of whippets and a bunch of other drugs where he was like huffing nitrous oxide it is really remarkable he got clean but also part of me selfishly is like i wish you were still as crazy as you were you know like it's good for him absolutely but for jackass you know

it was it was best when he was outrageous obviously jackass doesn't take precedence over his personal life but i think he the interesting thing though is he he leveled out the craziness he still does the crazy things he used to do he just hasn't done any new crazy shit like there's videos of him still putting a knife on his chin and eating bad things, but it's not like he hasn't taken that step up since that point. Yeah. It's a hard point to go above.

Right to actual suicide. Yeah. It seems like, yeah, the whole jackass thing died. Maybe it's partly their age as it was, or what was it, like eight ago when ryan dunn died nine years ago maybe that didn't really put a damper on it the reason they're not doing this because johnny doesn't want to do it anymore it johnny's the only hold up everybody else is on board really yeah where'd you hear that from johnny and steve-o like like the whole thing is

like like johnny's body is ruined you know he has to piss using a catheter right yeah yeah he ruined his urinary tract he did uh he did this thing on like uh it was like a a dirt bike like one of those like sport dirt bikes that they like do that uh moto x shit with and he went up this ramp that's sort of like straight up at the end i think you're supposed to do a backflip maybe that was the trick he was going for but he doesn't have any training in that like like he's good but carry on so he just went up and the bike sort of left him and went up above him and then he fell and crumpled to the ground and then the bike fell and crumpled right into his crotch and just broke his fucking dick and so lots of blood's coming out of his penis and the urethra is just ruined so now every time he wants to urinate,

he has to put a catheter into his penis to pee. That's pretty rough. No, that's badass. I wonder if his dick functions in other ways. Like, can it get hard? Does he cum okay? I'm not sure. Is it like a hose with a hole in the side?

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There you go. Do you guys have hard dicks? Speaking of, I was just thinking about turkey basters on the hard dick subject. Maybe that would help Steve-O. Yeah, it would. johnny yeah but i would say uh i would like you you guys remarked at juji's garlic eating phase and one of the one of the things i like the most about john is that he just gets like a fixated on foods and does some weird shit with them and And one of the weirdest ones was the turkey smoothie.

And I like, I just like this story because it's just doesn't make much sense. Fucking vile. Yeah. It's one of the worst. It's one of the worst protein shakes I've ever made. I used to work at a gym. We had a juice bar.

We would make protein shakes for the members and stuff. I'd make my own sometimes. Big meal replacement shakes, chocolate, banana, peanut butter. The stuff that people like to drink. It tastes good. Well, it was after Thanksgiving. I had some turkey left over in a bag. I brought some turkey with me.

I was like, I can microwave turkey on the side and eat it along with a chocolate protein shake, which I'm going to have. This feels weird. I'll just go put the turkey in the shake. So I put the turkey in. Yeah, I put the turkey in this blender and I blend it up and I start drinking it. I'm like. I think I need to blend it up some more. So I put it back on the blender and I just keep hitting it, hitting it, hitting it.

And then it just it tastes like hair. It's what it tastes like. There's hairs, like tiny hairs in the shake. Like you wanted to pick them out. It was like the, the muscle fibers are like Sydney or something. Very fine hair,

like textures in your mouth. And you're just like, Oh crap. What's wrong with egg whites? What's wrong with you? The Turkey shake was gross. That sounds awful. But did you hit your macros that day?

I don't remember. Oh, my God. Oh, speaking of that, we used to have all these protein. Do you know about the time I ate every protein bar we had at the gym? It was 4,000 calories of protein bars. No, no. You just told me about the expired protein. Yeah, some more expired. So we used to sell all these different protein bars no no you just it's easy you just told me about the expired protein so uh we used to sell all these different protein bars and we had some new ones come in and i hadn't

tried them all and i was like oh you know what i'm gonna microwave this and eat it someone said it tastes good microwave so eat this new protein bar i'm like oh there's another new one here so eat that i was like well i really like this one then before i know i was like okay i gotta eat them all so i ate every protein bar we had at the gym. And then it was easy to calculate the macros and calories because you look at the back of the packages. I'm like, oh man, I just ate like 400 grams of protein and like 400 carbs and like 400 grams of fat. I don't know. It's just like, I felt really bad. I wouldn't recommend eating 4,000 calories worth of a variety of protein bars.

That was really gross. No, you probably felt ill. I did. I just had to finish it, though. There's one more bar. I was like, the Oh Yeah Bar. I haven't had that new one. So I just had to go home.

The Oh Yeah Bar. If you're going to start, you're going to finish. That's another protein bar. Exactly. This one tastes like shitty chocolate also yeah but if you microwave it it tastes like shitty chocolate that's microwaved

dude the best tasting ones that I have are the Costco ones the ones you can get cookie dough flavor at Costco I will not insult your intelligence to say it tastes like cookie dough. It does not. But it tastes close enough that it's okay.

So that's a solid one. 180 calories, 21 grams of protein. Not a bad little bit. What did you do before YouTube, Gigi? Well, Instagram. But before that, I had websites. And before that, I worked at a biotech company. And before that, I went to college. And before that i had websites and before that i was you know i worked at a biotech company and before that i went to college and before that i was in high school i just keep

going back in time so i did a lot before youtube okay okay what'd you do for the biotech company exactly you said you were a manager like what'd you do yeah i just yeah yeah so my job was really nice i enjoyed it the main thing was that i did about um half an hour's worth of work over the entire day and i was there yeah well yeah it was great so i got to eat all my meals i'd go on a lunch hour for two and a half hours and work out and come back no one would say anything i'd leave early it was a really good job the last few years the first few years it was pretty tough because there's a lot to do, but they just kept firing people but me for some reason.

I had a job. You were doing a great job those 30 minutes. I went from 32 people to seven. I was one of the last ones. I was like, this is great. I love this job. I'm going to go work out again. That's right.

Maybe they were afraid of you. They must have, dude, because at the time, you weren't married yet, right? No. No, you weren't married yet. You're in a minimalist phase somewhat during the time you weren't married yet right no no you weren't married yet you're in a minimalist phase somewhat during during the time right oh that was a no yeah that was when it was they might have thought the job was killing people or serial killer or something yeah you know the minimalism is bad guys we gotta fire john i'm not firing him you fire him okay wait here's a good story here's a good one about that so the guy Okay. Wait, wait, wait.

Here's a good story. Here's a good one about that. So the guy that started firing everyone in my company and got down to the last seven of us looked at me and he said, I don't know what I'm going to lose if I get rid of you because you can do some things, other things, and all these other things. Cause I've made videos for the company. I would go on expos. I just kind of like a Swiss army knife. I was like, I'm just going to keep you then. The only reason he didn't get rid of me is because he didn't know what he would lose if he got rid of me. Yeah. I saw you doing backflips in the courtyard while curling, you know, 50 pound kettlebells around. So I'm going to keep you, I'm going to keep you on the team.

It's that 35 pound dumbbell oh that's my doorstop yeah that's cool and so it was how old were you when you went youtube full-time you said you're 34 now uh you know like four years ago well youtube's just part of what we do we do a lot of different things grip company i do the instagram that's a big part of my time he writes books and programs i write programs and books and stuff that sell really well on my website, jujimufu.com. So a lion's share of my income comes from my product line. That's awesome.

That's a good way to diversify. We got going. jujimufu.com everyone. Check that out. Yeah. Check it out. I need, uh,

I'm going to, I'm going to reach out to you and get a workout plan. But my only stipulation is I have to be able to eat whatever I want anytime I want. It's a bulking plan. It's a bulking plan. It's the bulking phase. You get all those potato chips you like so much.

The Cheez-Its. The Cheez-Its, man. Salty snacks are my undoing. I always like better cheddars better. Better cheddar? You don't know that? Better cheddar? I don't know.

Is it a southern thing? It might be Albanian. Are better cheddar chips or are they like cheese? Yeah, they're like a competitor of Cheez-Its. They're round. Oh, no. Yeah. They're round?

Well, that's a bastardization of the art form. I will not be engaging in this bullshit. I was waiting for Taylor to take that angle. I was going to throw out cheese nips were better if I had to. Cheese nips are oily. I like the oil. Cheese nips are oily, man. Fuck them.

I knew you had strong feelings. I did. And you know what? Ever since Cheese It came out with the extra toasty flavor, it's god damn it you've done it again cheese it like you found another way to tan have you checked like the have you eaten an extra toasty next to a regular one is it much toastier it's quite a bit toasty yeah cool and it's the same like mentality of like if cheese it's like we accidentally made a lot of toasty cheese it's buy them while they're here and even like 30 year old me is like

i better buy them before they fix that mistake at the factory the intern comes to the board meeting hey guys like what if we just make these extra toasts here and then it will sell more do you remember that with lucky charms was oops all marshmallows oh speaking of that cereal i just bought the protein cereal oh yeah it's pretty good you probably get ads for it on instagram uh the name of it is tragic spoon i think and uh magic spoon we advertised them here well well it's uh the uh the the problem that happens like i actually like the texture of it but it just like coats the top of your teeth

like a protein would do if you were just eating protein yeah i have some you can try it later i mean it tastes like yeah we can try it right now it actually tastes good but it's just like the the after effects are like uh the one problem you know i did have the same experience i'm like you know this is actually good especially the the red one, whatever they call it. And then you're like, oh, yeah, right. I see. It's got that good for you problem. It does.

Yeah. Yeah. Exactly. It tastes good like 60% of the time, whether it's on the front end or the back end. But something's going to be different. Yeah. Yeah.

But it's still, yeah. We both like Cocoa Puffs like he doesn't do that but but you're not a pure cocoa puff it's it's a healthy thing in there it's a compromise yeah compromise a little bit we don't both of us are on a diet right now so we're trying to find you know things he doesn't care about things to eat but i try to fake things you know like fake sugars and fake desserts but they all just they're not the same they just make me want to eat the real thing more like more donuts and more do you find do you guys take an appetite appetite suppressant or anything to help you in your diet or cutting

phase you just willpower it yeah i smoke a lot of cigarettes you don't smoke a lot i smoke like three or four see a lot a lot of cigarettes to me is like a pack yeah that's true but if i i okay so when i was losing my most weight i was it was actually i'd come back i would go on a trip and i'd be like juji i lost all this weight it's because i was just doing a shit ton of adderall and smoking cigarettes so those are those are appetite suppressants i would say yeah i know people in their 40s that are still thin who smoke cigarettes it's like well you're on cheat codes of course yeah yeah that's there's not the same but other than that i mean not really i mean there's not really any good appetite suppressants

out there unless they're like prescription for weight loss maybe i was hoping you knew something i don't know nothing like a little methamphetamine to kyle i feel like you're judging me i'm looking for answers not problems i got a prescription for it i'm not judging i can't help you because the fans are watching i don't i i'd like i the only appetite suppressant that really works for me is like it's it's something i see it differently i think you've been doing it really well is actually just being active and just walking around and doing more things like when i'm sitting down and just editing our videos or doing something on the computer that's when i honestly want to snack the most and eat the most but if we're out about doing stuff you just you just don't eat as much

if you live a lifestyle where you are not doing much and next to your, it is tough to eat thin. Yeah. But like, John, you don't really snack. You just eat. I'm a robot. Tell them about your diet because it's interesting to other people. It's very unrelatable, though. I'm kind of a robot when I eat. I don't really crave anything except for more of what I'm already eating. It's just a lot of beef, rice, spinach.

Eggs. Eggs. I eat a lot of sprouts i grow sprouts in my kitchen uh some carrots tomatoes uh it's just that on repeat over and over again yeah for every meal and for every like i've eaten the same meal five times today and i'm looking forward to eating it one more time i mean that's what i want i just want to eat a lot of beef and rice so it makes me happy everyone's like i don't get it yeah don't try trail mix that shit'll hook you not to think you won't get hooked to it that like well you don't have like pancakes and you like them but you don't actively seek out pancakes it's weird man like i don't know i'll eat them and i'm like i understand there's pleasure going on right now in my brain like the tongue is sending to something to my brain saying it's good but i'm not like oh my god i miss this so much like

and i like start craving it or something it's just like okay i guess i'm done how do you work through injuries because you must get them whether it be from arm wrestling or climbing or just overuse of something. Do you shut that down to zero and skip a body part for a couple weeks? Like, what do you do? Well, I mean, immediately avoid aggravating it some more. So when I've broken a finger the next day, I'm in the gym squatting, you know, just like front squatting.

Use the bars right here. I'm just like, okay, my finger, ha-ha. You know, I don't need it. You know, I still work out around it and then you just try to use it as much as you can without aggravating it further just to kind of bring it back up because it's all about blood flow it's about sending a signal finger is the worst one though like that because you can get around that so much like if it's a shoulder or an elbow half your body shut down yeah oh well especially lower back you hurt your lower back and you're stuck on a couch for four days like frozen like your back calf raises yeah it

just freezes but uh you know you got to get up and just start moving around it's like it's telling the body like hey hey we need we need to move like we need you really telling the muscle like we need you we need you right now and it's like okay i serve a purpose you just keep going and you just there's certain exercises you do but it's just all about blood flow just sending a signal to the to the injured part that it needs to hey we're not done yet we got shit to kill well our friend antoine actually is a really good example he just posted this picture he's a bodybuilder and he tore his bicep a year ago and i will say that he was within one week of the surgery right no within like two days of the surgery he was already working out the other side of his body and he was just constantly trying to do things that involved the movement and people kept telling him like oh you're gonna

mess up uh one side of your body your your left bicep if you keep working your right bicep but he believed that just like continuing to move on and continuing to do resistance training would bring it back faster and it is pretty incredible how fast it came back came like it was like down down seven eight inches and it came back eight inches in a year yeah it was cool and i actually had them after after he tore his bicep uh he was actually weighing his arm on a scale somehow and he was like okay okay this arm i lost uh 200 grams and uh today i got back 50 grams you know in the past two weeks he's like talking about like the number of grams of weight. That weight has to be 40% bullshit, right?

What if I tried to weigh just my left leg by standing on the right one? I don't know. How are you weighing that arm on your food scale? I think you'd have to do a dexter scan. Yeah, yeah. If you let me weigh all my body parts independently, I guarantee it would add up to 190. That is not what I weigh.

I'd be like, yeah, that's kind of, yeah, just lift the arm up a little bit. Lift the leg up. Extra numbers on the scale. I can't stop looking at these synthol accidents they're so gross this one guy like that crazy surgery that he's having to undergo where they're talking about he might lose his fucking arms yeah the russian guy the russian guy who clearly has never picked up a dumbbell but has like 30 inch arms and forearms teeny tiny doesn't look yeah i i feel like if you're gonna do that you should do like something comedic like you should do the popeye thing where the forearms teeny tiny doesn't look yeah i i feel like if you're gonna do that you should do like something comedic like you should do the popeye thing where the forearms are enormous

and everything else is completely out of proportion yeah we got a friend uh that was naturally uh if you look up a picture of him jeff dabe d-a-b-e um he was born with some sort of gigantism in his arms and I know this guy the sweetest Minnesotan in the world that's not synthol, that's genetics that's just genetics the first page of photos is you

really struggling to arm yourself with him and you can see there you're a jacked guy and his hand you can see there like you're a jacked guy and his hand absolute like you you're not even touching the full back side of his hand when you grab on there like it's a it's he's got an absolute catcher's mitt of a hand oh it's nuts like you yeah you are enveloped by it like completely your hand is gone he uh but he is his is like but his looks a little similar

to synth on that he's kind of like swollen uh his limbs are a bit swollen but i don't like i don't i'm wondering where the russian guide got his inspiration from you know why he saw something synth alled up and this is what he decided to go with a path on you know it has to be body dysmorphia yeah i bet i bet he started i bet at first he looked better you know you just add five percent to your bicep and you're like you know what i'm digging this and then he does that again and again until you're like well like a normal person might say i'm not sure you're still getting better right you might have been better three months ago and then he just keeps going because in his head he's dysmorphic it's messed up yeah imagine this guy taking two finger or giving two fingers to his wife absolutely blasting that apart look at look at the size of these fingers

it's a good one look at look at this there's one where he holds a beer bottle in his hand Look at the size of these fingers. It's a good one. Look at this. There's one where he holds a beer bottle in his hand. Have you seen that picture? Yeah. It's weird. He's holding it the way Andre the Giant looked when he was holding it,

but he's almost a normal height guy, I assume. Yeah, he's about 5'8", 5'7". Really? Yeah. He's 5'8", 5'7"? Yeah, he's about 5'8", 5'7". Really? Yeah. He's 5'8", 5'7"? Yeah, yeah. He's a... He looks like he's from a different time, too. This guy looks like he should be part of a NASCAR pit crew from the 80s.

He looks like a non-playable character blacksmith from Skyrim. This guy worked for Richard Petty, I'm sure of it. By Iron Ingets from him. character blacksmith from skyrim this guy worked for richard petty i'm sure of it by iron ingots ingots from him trying to max out my smithing yeah this guy and then i remember seeing uh it may have even been in your video where you were like hey what do you do and he's like i don't do any workouts i just drive a forklift but the forklift i guess it takes a little bit of torque and it was like no dude you didn't get like this from your forklift an absolute genetic freak my friend's father had this that same disease um really yeah i mentioned it before it's one of the

double lung transfer cystic fibrosis and uh his dad would like pound on his back to break up the mucus and it was just like a gift that these two were matched together because his big mitts were just something else something like a smaller person might hurt more it's almost like elbowing him in the back but his dad with these big clobbers were just banging him it was kind of when he shook your hand, it was emasculating. Yeah. I love the way you phrase it. It was just something like you didn't even like because you're 17, 18. You're sort of growing into an adult's body.

And then you shake his hand and it's like a different species or like a bear or something shook your hand. And he was really, really warm heartedhearted so like when he saw me he's just like oh woody he might hug me he's yugoslavian right like a different culture he hugged me warmly and i'm just like you know i don't know like like a broomstick being hugged or something like it was a whole different thing you're really nice guy dude what is in the water in eastern and northern europe people they're all huge and we know a lot of them and and i the on the handshake i think over the last four or five years my handshake has become more effeminate but it's actually because i'm around more guys that are more

masculine so like i think in the general population i like, I got a decent masculine handshake here, but now I'm like, am I holding my little fingers to them? Am I gripping it fully? Right. I'm very self-conscious about my handshake. I effeminately shook your hand the other day. We shook hands for the first time in a while.

Yeah. Yeah. And I, I felt it. I was like, damn dude, my handshake. I think you just gotten worse. worse gg what was your take on his handshake did you okay or did you had to have noticed oh i noticed yeah but i noticed but it wasn't like oh that's a

weird handshake what i noticed was does he know i'm trying to shake his hand like i i thought maybe you did man does he know i'm trying to shake his hand i I thought maybe you did. I was, man! Does he know I'm trying to shake his hand? I've been trying to practice it. I thought you were too. I was like, no! Let's try to shake hands. Come on. No, I don't want to try it now. No, on camera.

Come on, give it a good shake. Okay, that was good. See, you grabbed my fingers. Maybe that was it. Something happened. Something was off. That is the most sandbagging bullshit that I hate. Where you're going in for a handshake

and they forced you to give a bad handshake because they grabbed your fingers when you're ready. You know what you're doing. I know what you're doing. Go fuck yourself with this bullshit handshake ritual. Because they snip too fast. Because they're trying to be emasculating. No thank you. what you're doing go fuck yourself with this bullshit handshake ritual because because they they snip too fast yeah because they're trying to be emasculating no thank you i also i also

don't like it when uh we're at expos and people um who don't understand like arm wrestlers like devin he knows how to shake a hand it's a powerful handshake without just like a death squeeze you know those guys who think that a good handshake is just squeezing your hand as hard as possible. When I feel that, I just like, you know, I go in for the handshake.

I'm just like, Oh, you're an idiot. You know what I mean? Yeah. I'm not a fucking gripper here. You don't like squeeze my hand as hard as possible to prove something. It's a very autistic way to shake a hand.

When I was a kid, my barber. So I'm like, I'm 14 and you guys just met me but at 14 there were no signs of puberty yet right like i'm i'm 11 for all intents and purposes and my barber would just straight up bully me he'd squeeze my knuckles and he looked me in the eye and then he'd do this thing where he like rotated them and like you know like you can squeak your knuckles and make right you can make sort of a cup.

You can make sort of a cup and you can survive that. But then he starts going backwards and forwards and just fucking with them. Why did I go back to this guy? He'd do it all the time. And I'd start to know it was coming. I went to him forever. As I hit 17 and 18, I actually got kind of fit. And it was like, this is the end of the, you bullying me.

Bullshit. You know, I got stronger than him. I was, I was like, uh, as an athlete later in high school and, uh,

the Mike Tyson thing, he's 75 now. He was old too. He was, he was, give me a hand, bitch. He's gotta be dead by now.

Cause he was pretty old when I was a teenager, squeezing his arthritic hand. It was just crack. He tried to do it to me. And I just be able to like straighten it his arthritic hands. It was just crack and pop. He'd try to do it to me, and I'd just be able to straighten it out and shake it properly. And it's like, yeah, that stage of me is done with you. Why were you bullying me at 12 anyway? You're bullying this old man who should have retired.

That old man got what he deserved, Kyle. No one will believe you when you tell them I did this to them. His hands are dribbled from cutting hair. I you tell them I did this. His hands are riddled from cutting hair. This poor old man lost a bunch of sensitivity in his arm when he injured himself and now he's giving weird handshakes and you're seething like you fucking bitch.

That wasn't it at all. He'd shake your hand, he'd work your knuckles and he'd look you in the eye. And it's like you know and it's like i'm fucking not strong enough to do anything about it why wouldn't you switch i can't explain that i don't know i should have switched i should have fired him that would be the move i should have been like you know what that's it you're not getting my money ever again i'm going to someone who's not an asshole and i'll see you i'll never see you again. I just fired him. I fired my dentist once.

I loved it. Yeah. You should have started a fire in his place of work. I was like stressed. I'm busy. And the dentist is late, late, late.

And I used to, they'd be like, what time should I make my appointment? It's so, so late. And they're like, yeah, you know,

if you come here at one, then we're always on time. And I'm like, oh, cool. Right. Cause I guess if they run late, it gets sort of resolved. They're never on time i'm like oh cool right because i guess if they run late it gets sort of resolved they're never on time lunchtime and uh yeah so i go in they're

late and they're late and i'm i don't know like 25 minutes late i'm like did they forget about me like 25 minutes is pretty late and uh eventually they pull me in the back and i see that they're 38 minutes late and i was like you know what oh no no and they're like what are you i'm like that's it you're fired and i use those words and uh they're like i'm like you're 38 minutes late for this appointment if i was 38 minutes late you wouldn't even take me you're 30 minutes late and i'm not accepting it and now that was the i fired my dentist fucking that's something i admire a lot about you is that you will use the words you're fired to people in those industries i know i should have fired my dentist at some point like when he was

pricing me out for all the fucking fake teeth i have in my head now oh it's gonna be ten thousand dollars like i i could have said you're fired i'm going to somebody else lots of good people that's just smart people talking about these other dentists out there lots of good people hydrochloric is what you need to fix your teeth it's the one thing and that that would have, I need to get more aggressive with that. Firing dentists. My haircut guy's all right. But, yeah, my dentist is a real asshole sometimes. Mine's wonderful. I really like mine.

I bit a fork a couple weeks ago. And they're like, you know, Woody, this hurts. Yeah, I bit a fork because I'm retarded. And I'm like, it hurts. Like, it hurts right now and if i like push out on my lower teeth like it's pain and they're like if this pain starts hurting like you know when you don't activate it like you know a bad chew or something you hit that emergency bunny button we'll see you immediately like we'll get you right in we'll we'll prioritize you

and i was like i like my dentist he's good yeah, I've got I have like not fired, but quasi removed a hygienist for my life at my dentist because every other hygienist would come in for my cleanings and be like, you're taking good care of your teeth. And I'm like, I know. And then this one, this bullish bitch would come in and she would use that scaling tool like my gums owed her money. And just dig, dig, dig, dig. Oh, dude, I notice your gums bleed a lot when prodded. When you notice your gums bleeding when you brush, what do you do? I'm like, my gums don't bleed when I brush because I blush with soft brushes, not with steel poking into my gums. You fucking bitch.

You don't use lint or spears? And to add to all the rest, she was fat. Not having that. I would have fired her before I sat down,lor no i want the limit is one fat person per observatory and that's me no that fuck that bitch i hope you got fired you sucked your name was shannon fuck you shannon you know what i on on the flip side you like that i fired my dentist i like that you got your moving costs lowered. So I guess the mover moved your stuff.

And then when you weren't around, he had a whole new price, like trying to get your girlfriend to pay some higher price. And you're like, you know what you did. I know what you did. You know what you did. You tried to change the price. That motherfucker really tried to screw me. And he had the balls at the end of it to give me a card and go recommend me to your friends i'm like go fuck yourself but then basically i was moving and i i'm 29 i bought my first house a year and a half ago or so and i had a bunch of people

a moving company because i'm one of those people like i really hate inconveniencing my friends like when i get a text that says i need help moving i'm like this shit sucks dude and so i don't want to put anyone else in that situation and so they were moving a bunch of stuff and they told me like to to move the fucking 20 grand of furniture i had to buy to fill this house they were like it's gonna be it's gonna be 700 bucks okay that's pretty reasonable for moving all that from the store and then moving it in and assembling all of it that's going to be helpful in that work and i get back one day and it was like 1100 bucks that they were trying to charge me and i was talking to my girlfriend who lives

with me and i was like what the fuck what the fuck is this and she's like no they just came up and they offered this and so i just went to the guy and was like or i called him rather because he didn't come back. Obviously, after stuff was assembled, they put my fucking coffee tables upside down. I had to deassemble. So basically, they're glass coffee tables, different levels. And they literally in one case. Yes.

Yes. They weren't like the big, tall wooden legs. But yeah, the glass legs on the table. And I called him and was like, dude, you said it was $700. And now it's $ legs, but yeah, the glass legs on the table. And I called him and was like, dude, you said it was $700, and now it's $1,100. What the fuck is up? And after a 20-minute conversation of arguing, he was like, you know what? It's not worth it.

I'm going to drop off a $350 check in your mailbox. And I was like, all right, perfect. And that's how it went so i learned from woody there you just be a dick drive it home and you can save a lot of money i do that at chipotle also when i pretend to be a veteran one of the things you said you did in that is you didn't use any bad words and that's a good thing right like uh if if you're like hey no this isn't okay we hadn't agreed on price and just keep keep that conversation going keep not being okay with it don't hang up don't give them any outs

then you might get what you need yeah second you say you know what this is bullshit oh my god they start clutching their pearls they're gonna how dare you how dare you i will not be on this phone call with a with a deviant don't call him a cunt yeah suddenly the whole conversation will be about that one bad word you used and now that's what they want to talk about now they're that and it's like no no no no you can't fall in that trap as tempting as it is and then they get mad at you they're like sir i'm white i don't know why you keep using that word that's that's funny but yeah yeah there's one thing i do wrong too often is i give them an out you know like like maybe make a joke that they can laugh at and then we move past it and parlay it but you don't get what you want if

you do that hold them to the fire don't use bad words yep that i think it was a bill burr joke either from ona or one of his stand-up where it's like the word to use is unacceptable this is unacceptable what you're putting me through is unacceptable i would love to take a survey after the call i would love to i would love to speak to him just like he gave the advice of like always try and speak to a manager try and take the survey even if you don't end up taking it always i do this now every time it says would you like to take a survey at the end of the call i always hit yes even when i never take them because my assumption is there might be some kind of trigger that tells them this is someone who's going to take a survey and i might get better

service maybe not probably those surveys matter at least in the car industry it mattered a lot um we did everything we could to bribe people to give us like 95 of the surveys, we need all tens. We really did. Like 95% was dog shit. 99% dog shit. Only 100% mattered. Anything less, and this is how I would explain to a customer. I would have this like printout of a survey they had been completing. It was laminated.

I was like, anything less than this is failure. Anything less than this is failure. Anything less than perfection is failure. I know you might feel very satisfied, but if you are not completely satisfied, I have failed. Now, maybe you are just very satisfied, not completely satisfied with how today goes. Well, don't worry. I will bribe you with an oil change as soon as you get that survey done. Just come back. It's free. And you know what?

I'm not paying for it. They'll throw a car wash in too. Whatever it takes. Yours was all anonymous, I'm sure. No. No. The customer that I sell the car to is going to fill out a survey about me and his car buying experience for me. I shouldn't have said anonymous,

but it was a sheet that went to you and your boss saw it and that was it. Right? No, no. It was a sheet that they filled out. They got mailed to them after they bought the car and then they had to mail it back off again and then it reflected on me my manager and the dealership so they were all incentivized to be

on this no it goes to ford motor company when i got my car i bought a honda like a year ago a little over a year ago and this guy hounded me for so long to take his survey and i told him i was like hey i'll give you all tens dude it was fine but i log on to his survey and it's like i have to have a facebook account i have to post it publicly like on social media and i was like this is no i'm not giving you a rating i'm not gonna post my my real name and address on this so that people can pop by and see my Honda that you sold me. You bitch. There's nothing like that. This happened to me.

It was at the dentist I like so much. But they're like, hey, do you have a smartphone? And I was like, yes, because we've been talking for the last 30 years. What year? Now the hygienist and I were like, friendly. I genuinely like my hygienist. I enjoyed her company. She was a very good communicator, right?

Her stories or whenever she needed me to do something, turn my head or whatever. Right. Great communicator. Your hygienist was not Shannon, is what you're saying. No. No. Shannon is an absolute cunt, and I hope you're listening. And she was thin.

But anyway, so she's like, do you have a smartphone? I'm like, yeah, I do. I don't know. It just came up. And she's like, do you have a smartphone? I'm like, yeah, I do. I don't know. It just came up. And she's like, do you like Starbucks? And I'm like, yeah, sure. I like Starbucks. Falling into her trap.

And she's like, well, if you rate us highly on Google ratings or something, you get a free Starbucks card. And it's like, oh, now I've already told you I like like starbucks well i don't like it that much and i've already told you i have a smartphone and she wants to wants me to do it right now while sitting in this chair while she's looking like it socially i felt pressured did you do it yeah yikes i did it because i liked her like i did it because i wanted to do something nice she wanted me to do it that's that's why i. Not because you liked frappuccinos? No, I'm not going to go to Starbucks. I never go to Starbucks.

He just loves those frappe lattes. It's not free unless they come to me. Otherwise, it costs my time. Oh, the cafe latte. Guys, I got to head out. I got to hard out here. Oh, understandable. Thank you so much for coming, man here oh understandable thank you so much for

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I guess so. Yeah, that was really nice. I'm glad to have them on. I really enjoy their fitness channel. Yeah. I've been liking their stuff for a while now. So what's been new for you guys this week? I've just been watching this explosion

over and over on loop pretty much. It's been the highlight of my week. You want to see the satellite images? Sure. It's outrageous. It's outrageous. Link it, link it, link it. It's a fucking crater.

It's a fucking crater. That's what I'm saying. Look, you won't believe this statistic. I was told by someone who's got family there that it has crippled the – the it's lebanon right it has crippled their their economy by 70 their gdp is down 70 because of this this is their main port and they were already in like dire straits to the point where they weren't using their own currency they had switched to dollars and then this happened dude but look at this how do you have so enough explosive somewhere to do this and just not nothing is done about it that's outrageous look at that it created a whole new

bay so yeah i started to lay it out at the beginning but they they had a ship had some sort of technical problem i interpret that to be a technical problem with the ship, like it needed repairs. So they docked it there. And then eventually the whole crew got like sent home. Like there was some sort of problem. They wouldn't let the ship sail again. And they let all the crew go. And they took the explosives, the ammonium nitrate, off the ship and put it in a warehouse.

It was the ammonium nitrate off the ship and put it in a warehouse. And I guess no one just felt like the problem was urgent enough to get it moved or it's supposed to go to Mozambique. They never sent it the rest of the way. It just got 27 tons of it. 27 and a half tons. That's with two ends. So that's like 2200 pounds. Oh, remember from Archer, you know, when's like 2,200 pounds. Oh.

Remember from Archer, you know, when they had the argument about tons versus tons? Yeah. Okay, so it was about 2,200 pounds of total explosive that was hanging out there. 2,200 per ton times however many tons. I'm very confused. This says

2,750 tons, and there's one end, and I can't tell what's a joke and what's not. No, no, no. Tons with two Ns is like a different unit of measurement. So this is one N, at least in this thing Kyle just linked. This is Kansas City. So maybe they converted it for us, the good people of Kansas City. Okay, a metric ton is 2204 pounds but how

much is a regular ton two thousand pounds i guess yeah so they're both oh it's the same fucking shit who cares it's not well i mean when you've got thousands of tons it adds up right so if anything it's larger than what i was initiating right because it's a metric ton because that's 16 extra pounds. So 2,200 metric tons might be 2,700 American tons. There was a lot of it. That's a lot of tons. That doesn't make sense. Who has

27 and a half tons of something that is capable of blowing a new bay into your port? It's a fertilizer. That's probably what they had intentions of doing with it. capable of blowing a new bay into your port. It's a fertilizer. That's probably what they had intentions of doing with it. They were fertilizing land.

I think that this would have probably been used for it because it's prilled. Like that's a way of processing it. I think this was to be used for explosives. Well, it was headed to Mozambique. They do blow shit up there. I don't know. From now that the US or someone else did this. I keep reading that it's

used in fertilizers, so I inferred that this would be used in fertilizers. I don't know even what prilled means. Prilled means that it's made into tiny little capsules. Tiny little pill-looking shapes. That keeps it separate from being so abrasive because if you keep it in a

big lump, apparently it's more likely to, to catch fire or cause problems. So they prill it into these tiny little pellets. And that's what I believe that means. I could be wrong. I think that's right though. Yeah.

I don't know. Kyle says it was destined to be an explosive. I, all I keep hearing is that it's used in fertilizer. So I inferred that it was using, it was going to be, I don't know kyle says it was destined to be an explosive i all i keep hearing is that it's used in fertilizer so i inferred that it was yeah using it was going to be i don't know but i do know it was a big blast and like kyle said like there's a it's changed the shape of this dock there's a crater in it there's a new bay right in the middle of the dock right there and it's like that's the only thing that that seems curious to me is like how the fuck do you have that much explosive shit in a warehouse right there on your most important port which is apparently responsible for 70 of your income as a

nation and you just let it sit there you it just doesn't make sense, dude. It's pretty crazy. That pressure wave, condensing the water, the humidity in the air, is something that you normally only see in really, really big explosions, which is what this was. I saw this guy filming from his car as he drove past, and he's far. He's a good half a and he's far like, like he's a good half a mile. It seems like a way. And when it blows up,

the car is destroyed. Like the windshield is blown out. The side windows are blown out. He crashes the fucking car. I saw people filming out of their apartments and all the windows come flying in. See the wedding one. Yeah.

The wedding. She was hot, right? Yeah. So this is a beautiful woman in a wedding dress. I don't think I can show it to everyone. I'm just sure it's going to be one of those copyrighted viral things. But she's in a wedding dress, and the photographer is slowly –

I should say videographer. The videographer is slowly panning, and you can see what she's doing. And what caught my attention was not the sudden tornado- wind that hit her but the duration of it i expected a shock wave to be just a snap of wind it blew for five seconds maybe like it kept blowing yeah because the air is just being like there's a huge layer of air that's being pushed forward you know like like the shockwave itself is is a whole different thing but it's kind of instantaneous but it's pushing all of that air in front of it at various uh densities i have felt less than kyle i'm sure but like one or two

pounds of tanner i think i felt five once you know and it's like i felt it in my chest and i think i felt my hair like react to it, you know? And I've got a bit of a hair helmet, right? It doesn't move when I shake around. But it was like I felt it get beaten, like someone touched it almost. And this was a different thing. That times a million. The wedding dress was like flowing behind her.

It was like – Literally times like four or five million wow yeah something different yeah like that that whole area there is just a destruct it looks like something from a terminator movie like when they're showing the post-apocalyptic area with like all the cars destroyed and the buildings destroyed and everything's ripped apart the dust always gets me too like a place can look like a ruin because it's coated with three inches of dust i don't know i have a hope that some of these areas you just hit them with a leaf blower and they're okay you need a big fucking leaf blower to fix that shit look at that

this image is from space woody okay okay some of this is not going to be fixed by a leaf blower i'm looking at picture 11 out This image is from space, Woody. Okay, okay. Some of this is not going to be fixed by a leaf blower. I'm looking at picture 11 out of 12 right here. It's all mangled. 12 out of 12. Not looking leaf blower repair. But if you get a little farther away, it does seem like it's hard to tell what's destroyed and what's just covered in dirt.

Like 9-11 had a similar thing actually it was like the the amount of dust that just flowed over new york it wasn't all damage it was just dirty yeah but the problem was that dust that they were spreading was full of asbestos and other carcinogens so it just spread cancer throughout new york god knows what the health uh regulations are in fucking lebanon like clearly they got no problem with storing enough boom boom in a warehouse to put a fucking crater in a peninsula like what the fuck was happening with that explosive in one building where everyone knows hey yeah this could like totally ruin the country's

commerce but we're gonna i still don't know how it went on. I don't understand that. It's probably hard to figure it out. Obviously, it's the most damaged part of the area. I don't think you could just send a fireman in there and figure out what triggered this. Well, in there is in a crater now. It's in the water. It's like, what?

I'm a firemanman not a scuba diver you know like well in there is now all underwater so yeah i have no idea like like like how this went off it doesn't make sense to me i have a cursory knowledge of the stuff but but like uh ammonium nitrate by itself is not explosive like it doesn't i was I was going to ask, it's got to be mixed with things, you know, in tannerite, you mix it with aluminum powder. And,

and like with some of the other versions of like ammonium nitrate explosives, they were mixed with various other chemicals to make them burn hotter and faster. And, you know, with Oklahoma city, they used fuel oil. They,

they, they mixed that with like, I don't remember how many, how much there was in Oklahoma city that blew up the building, but it was like few, a few hundred pounds, like maybe a thousand pounds. with like i don't remember how many how much there was in oklahoma city that blew up the building but it was like a few a few hundred pounds like maybe a thousand pounds this is too fucking this is too fucking weird for it to be a total coincidence i don't know what's the coincidence though i'm just saying the coincidence being that the biggest part of an entire nation got destroyed and destroyed

70 of their gdp apparently i'm just saying this is did you see the fireworks something about this that doesn't check out i don't know yeah it like originally i heard it was a firework um factory that blew up and what made sense to me was that eventually a firework factory in the middle of the peninsula on their biggest trading port yeah okay that's where they put their fireworks i didn't have any i didn't have any information though all i had was a video of an explosion in the distance and so uh my thought process was like maybe the fire got to one of the really large holding uh containers that's full of the ingredients that go in fireworks and potassium permanganate or something but i did see what you're talking about where there's like like lots of smaller

explosions going on circles going and i think there were fireworks stored in that same fucking warehouse along with ammonium nitrate because they didn't look like so they look like sparklers and i don't know if i was watching cnn or fox or whatever but they had some expert on and the guy's like yeah he's looking at it and he's, he seemed to be a genuine expert. He was like, this is consistent with fireworks. You can see the bang,

bang, bang, the little sparks explosion. And then the whopper hits. And, uh, I don't disagree that like, it probably was exactly what they're saying.

The explosion. It's just, dude, look at the size of that explosion. Look at the devastation why would a country whose entire revenue source is this port put a fireworks factory right this that's just weird well there's there's there's it had been there for months and there's photos of the bags like i mean maybe years i don't know it had been there for a very long time

there's photos of those big bags of ammonium been there for a very long time there's photos of those big bags of ammonium nitrate like like from long ago it's not like i believe you i'm just saying this is curious you know what i mean like it it doesn't pass the logic test of why they would do that why would they put that there well i i feel like that question implies intent. Whereas like sometimes people fuck up like two or three years ago, a ship needed repairs. They never deemed the ship seaworthy again. They took the explosives off the ship because they found that to be some sort of risk and put it in a warehouse.

And then it just got ignored for years until something fucked up. And that's entirely possible. possible it's just it's really just looking at the devastation of these two photos and i'm like holy shit that how could you have a bomb or a potential bomb that size right there on your most important port i have a good doesn't make sense uh let's let's try group watching this and see how it goes yeah i'm at zero it's two minutes long but we only need to get like um no i'm at zero i'm good 30 seconds in all right ready set play all right so now we're at the morning there's nothing good here do you do you see the sparkles the small yeah there's a fire in this place and things are booming i'm not seeing any fire there and then there it triggered it that's such a big explosion oh you're not making it on praise the camera man

nice job pussy good lord that's ridiculous yeah that guy would not have been holy fuck yeah that was a whopper so I stopped watching but oh you shouldn't have I'm afraid I'm gonna get claimed yeah the water

alright my bad what's the what's the conspiracy that the Jews did That the Jews did it. That Israel did it. That Israel did it? Yeah. Oh, name five other times Israel has staged false flag operations in the Middle East.

Well, this would be a false flag, but it seems like right up their alley to do this sort of thing. So they think Israel tried to destabilize Lebanon? Is Lebanon even the one? to you know do this sort of thing so they think israel trying to destabilize lebanon is is lebanon even like the one like like surely iran is active maybe iraq i'm not sure syria is hot right now lebanon is like a tourist area or something am i off i mean they were at war for a long time it's definitely not a tourist area it's i mean lebanon is one of the nations that israel definitely has beef with. Okay.

It's illegal for Lebanese to travel to Israel. They had a war. They do not like each other. Yeah, yeah. Lebanon and Israel do not get along. Israel invaded Lebanon in 2006. No, but it was because Lebanon was so evil, right? That's what the news said. All right, I'm wrong.

It's because two Israeli soldiers were abducted and taken by Hezbollah to lebanon and five more were killed there okay one of my indian co-workers i'm at cisco and this happened he went to beirut that's is that that's that's the city in lebanon right right yeah that's this place yeah he went to beirut for a vacation and i was like you're vacationing in beirut i don't really think of that as a vacation spot i think of it as more of a target he found that to be very offensive and i'm like dude why do you not like me vacationing in lebanon he's like no you're really out of date they're not enemies of anyone they're cool it's a beautiful city etc and i was like all right fucking idiot well maybe an enemy of israel for a very long time i okay my dog was alive the last time we went to war like i don't know man it's pretty recent shit if you're an enemy of israel the entire u.s military is going to be on your

ass this might have been 2006 like i was working at cisco at the time and uh uh yeah so anyway i just i was like well i guess i need to update my view on lebanon it's a different thing now maybe not maybe not yeah um i i think it was an accident but but just just based on the fact that that that shit had been there for so long although like god damn if that would be one of the craziest terror attacks ever. I'm glad that not so many people died. I keep hearing 100, which, like, you look at that explosion and you think. That's not a explosion. That's not bad. You look at that explosion and you think 50,000 or something like that.

You think, like, okay, so everyone's dead, right? Dude, it looks like Nagasaki. Yeah. It's crazy. Yeah. It's bigger than a small nuclear weapon really yeah dropped on hiroshima i didn't say that now oh i thought those were like the small nuclear weapons i mean you make a suitcase nuke these days oh i don't know 0.2 kilotons or something

man that's pretty fucking scary anyway man life's really gonna pop off for the next couple decades isn't god i hope so god i hope so we're heading for that terminator salvation future it feels like it's popping off now probably like oh did you hey nra can i change the topic to nra yeah so the new york attorney general is trying to dismantle the nra and i am new york one right yes yeah the new york attorney general i think i said it right um so i guess the nra is a corrupt organization stealing money from their people these guys i know right but no they're like political organization misattributing funds? They are.

So they spent $500,000 on trips to the Bahamas. How do you fucking make it rain for $500,000 going to the Bahamas? I feel like I would struggle to spend more than $30,000 going to the Bahamas. But it starts and ends with a private jet, I suspect. The guy lived in a $6 million home. Something like $64 million worth of waste that they just blew on themselves. People think that the NRA's money

is where their power comes from. It's not. In terms of donations, NRA isn't shit. The pharma, telecom, they donate actual money. They talk with their money. NRA is a powerful voting block it's not about the cash and the campaign yes it's about the voting block so what nra does is they just

take your money fucking blow it on i don't know hookers and blow or something and then tell people how to vote and there are different reactions to the attorney General dismantling the NRA. I'm a pro-gun guy. I kind of hope that something better takes its place. Gun Owners of America is the better organization. The people in my circle have always felt that the NRA isn't extreme enough for us in their beliefs. They don't protect enough of the scarier things. And the Gun Owners of America do. Well, Gun Own owners of America,

if you want someone to protect your rights, you want them out there on some weird-ass fringe. Defending some weird-ass fringe thing. It's a belt-fed deer rifle. What's the problem? A belt-fed deer rifle. You genuinely do want

them defending some fringe thing. I could make both arguments. Mr. Johnson had a problem with gophers. So yes, he employed You genuinely do want them defending some fringe thing like a fed rifle. Mr. Judge had a problem with gophers. So, yes, he employed sarin nerve agent. The gophers are gone. What's the problem? I could use some sarin nerve agent if it actually gets rid of gophers. What you need is a dachshund.

A dog. A dachshund? I need to buy a dachshund. Ruin my yard dachshund? A dachshund in my yard as he fails to dig up gophers. That's a good job. Dachshund is German for badger hound. Is it actually German for badger hound? Yeah. Is that something

I didn't know? That's pretty cool. They go to the badger's barrel and they root him out? They root them out like some other undesirables? Creatures which hide in little holes and attics? I might have misheard it.

No, he said like the Jews. I was like, like the zoo. Okay, I guess they do it in zoos. Yeah, silly me. Yeah, we get rid of the gophers, similar to you know, just look at you i was so i don't know jojo right go ahead i was gonna say i don't know if you want the extreme one like taylor said like i could i could argue the other side and say that you discredit yourself

if you suggest like belt fit deer rifles and stuff like that might be hard discrediting yourself they're they're they're taking your money and lobbying with those dollars right like forget discrediting but the people who are anti-gun don't like any guns like a lot of them a lot a lot of them want to take all the guns they the thing is that the thing is they're so uneducated that they might right now be okay with that elmer fudge shotgun but it, but if they knew what it was, they wouldn't be. If they knew what it really was, they wouldn't be. They might be okay with your.22 rifle, but if they knew what it could be, they wouldn't like it at all.

Like there are no guns that those people are ever going to be like, oh, yeah, that one's fine. Well, if I put this thing on it, it's fully automatic. Oh, we don't like that. Well, it's not under the law and you can't change it well then they all need to go it so so i think you need to be out there on the fringe of the thing fighting for like like like the the very border of the fight don't don't give up any land just like a real land war don't no no don't don't say all right they can have the reichland over there we'll just hang on to kyle you're talking about political strategy and that's a million percent right you don't fight for the position you want

you fight for a position further to whatever direction you want so that you can mitigate and get back to where you want like that that it's fine with me to be honest even if they got with a woman even if they got it even if they had belt fed rifles and made them legal i i like belfette they are illegal by the way um you want a belt fed ar-15 we can make that happen Even if they got it, even if they had belt-fed rifles and made them legal, I like belt-fed. They are illegal, by the way. You want a belt-fed AR-15, we can make that happen. I think it's called a striker or something. Let's say more accessible.

If they made belt-fed stuff more accessible. You can get it right off the internet if you want it. No paperwork. Well, give me something that's... A machine gun. Machine guns and suppressors are the uh the edge uh that i want that's there right now for real you know i'm told in england a unsuppressed gun is just impolite just rude yeah so let's let's get to there in

any case this nra thing the chest burberries are firing their weapons loud. Are these Americans using guns recreationally? I'm fine with the NRA going away. I don't think that it will erode the rights of gun owners. I think they'll go straight to the next one. Maybe the one American. What did you say? Gun owners of America.

Gun owners of America. I mixed them up. I think maybe they'll go straight to gun owners of Americaica or if not then then someone new might pop up that the gun owners are not going to be like ah nra is gone i guess i'll just stop caring about gun rights you really think a new one will pop up yeah i think you think that too no no i don't either i don't believe a new one will pop up like the amount of of concentrated effort by certain groups to make sure that a new group can't pop up is exactly why they're trying to get rid of the NRA. Oh, no. They're going to ensure that this new group can't advertise on any platform they want. They can't promulgate their message.

That's what we'll actually have. They're going to get rid of the NRA, and then they will tag the Gun Owners of America as a hate group or something like that, and they'll make sure they can't get their message out there through advertising on Facebook, YouTube, whatever. That's exactly what will happen. So the tagline for the Gun Owners of America, they refer to themselves as the only no-compromise gun lobby. Yeah, people will switch to them. There'll be a new NRA, I think, in a heartbeat. You can't know because you're not from the future, Taylor. $5 bet?

Yes. But I know about how marketing works. They're already established. It's a very big organization. They are a very big organization. But I'm saying I know how marketing works and how advertising works. And I know how many of these channels have absolutely restricted any ability for gun related channels to advertise themselves like if the nra gets shut down that's the end of it that there will be a fringe movement of people

going to the gun owners of america but those are people who already agreed in the first place like they're they're not there's no one showing up to the gun owners of america going you know what they make good points no one is doing that and so yeah they get rid of the nra that that is that that's a bad thing that's a bad thing and the nra does a lot of retarded shit that i don't like but it's not to me so the nra has uh five and a half million uh members and the gun owners of america have two million how many how many of those five and a half million do you think are savvy enough with the internet to find an alternative? Oh, I think they'll get thrust into the limelight

soon. Yeah, that won't be a problem. If they're already doing that, then I mean, it wouldn't be a problem. I'm telling you, millions of people are not going to suddenly shift from one organization to another. You tell me lots

of things. Helen Keller is a genius. Yeah. That has been so disproved. I've had long conversations with our patrons in the Discord. We're all team secret genius now. One by one. One by one. Turn it back to my side.

That's fine. That's fine. I'm going to let my argument speak for itself everyone go back oh it has spoken for itself and so has Helen Keller god damn it alright I'm not retarded I'm not retarded oh I just get signed into my hand

yeah she's a fucking retard she didn't just sign into her hand I could hear her words she could speak people watch the video and judge for yourselves. Don't be led astray by this monstrosity. I... Fuck you, dude. I will not allow

my life's work to be undone. I will band in crooked words with you. If I have my way, we will come back. We will re- revote on best conspiracy theory and mind that doctors just like butt stuff will take the lead in the end no nope no helen keller's too high t of a conspiracy theory everyone out there don't you let these motherfuckers bring out there oh oh i've got a fact here oh look, look at me. Oh, look at me.

I've got evidence. Go fuck yourself. She was a retard, and I hate her. I don't actually hate her because she was a retard. I am bringing the noise next conspiracy theory because I won the first one. Everyone said it with my, the plane was actually shot down.

It was because of your PowerPoint because your PowerPoint was hilarious. Well, the way that you phrased it was good where you'd be like and then tower seven fell on its own next slide and i was like damn like i'm ready for more evidence like kevin costner and jfk back and to the left back to the left i tried that again this time with like you know people get just as much cancer whether you detect it or not kyle's like yeah well detection doesn't prevent it obviously well my plan was to say that fast enough that no one called me on it i know i saw it that was my plan too where i'm like helen keller was a retard Kyle's like, you know, there are videos of her talking and I'm like, that's...

I'm watching a whole movie about... I'm watching a whole movie right now about Hitler and it has interview after interview with people claiming that he was in Argentina and that they saw him and that the lady who was like the cook at this resort he was staying at. One after another. It's called

Gray Wolf. It's on YouTube. It's free. I'm getting closer and closer to believing that Hitler survived Gray Wolf. Hitler absolutely killed himself in that bunker in Berlin. How do you know? Because I'm guessing. killed himself in that bunker in berlin you know because i'm guessing it makes the most sense like he was he was all you know how much money the nazis stole from europe 100 billion dollars of 1940s money what the fuck does that even mean isn't like national socialists were able to be so successful as they removed themselves from central banks and

started their own internal economy isn't that what they did it means that they had a hundred billion dollars with which to fund their operations in south america it also means that argentina had the only other nazi party in the entire world so mormon had been setting up a whole new like escape plan for them in argentina i don't know about that that seems seems like fucking LARPing. Do we have a patron who's like a Nazi or a Jewish Argentinian? Am I crazy I make that up? We got at least one Jew in there. Not to my knowledge.

I choose to believe it. I think Pastor Anal Assassin is a Jew. He looks like one. We have like the most hilariously diverse patron chat for the kind of show we do where it's like, God damn, I got four black guys and a couple Jews and some Asians

and the whole couple of these guys that dress up like a rice farmer. We're all here. Yeah, that was great. We have to break it up into multiple sessions, right? Because there's so many of the $50 patrons now. And in the same session

we got two gay guys yes you know very diverse one was telling i forget who it might have been kyle i don't know who he was talking to but he's like you've got to try anal sex and he's like no he said no no no kyle you don't have to find a guy that'll fuck you just basically experience anal sex and i'm like wow it's like i've never heard anyone make this argument before i believe it was taylor who was who was unconvinced by the anal sex argument was it i'm saying that it is no probably not because it is an exit only maybe it was another one of the patrons that's trying to convince that's an argument that didn't displays a lack of creativity creativity open my imagination imagination you know what and i would go so

far as to say it shows a bit of bigotry you know it seems to come from a bigoted place at the very least i don't care for it do you think it's bigoted i guarantee that i've watched umbrella academy 2 that thing was good i enjoy that they're um flawed ineffective superheroes doing their best to prevent the end of the world or seen enough of that really i the boys is is is what i'm really looking forward to as far as like superhero stuff date when's that coming out yeah uh september this is august it's like september 4thth or September 6th or something. Season 2. Apparently it's based on a graphic novel which is way more hardcore.

The show is hardcore, right? People getting ripped apart and eviscerated and just cold-blooded murdered and there's rape and all sorts of stuff. Apparently the graphic novel is way more extreme. I guess there's like this uh you

know they're like doping these women up so that they can deal with the pain of having sex with the superheroes and this one female superhero is like drying her vaginal like secretions and selling it and people are snorting her like dried up vagina juice like there's all sorts of craziness going on i haven't read the comics but i've watched a lot of youtube videos that educate you about the comics uh just one thing this is a non-spoiler in the first episode the new person gets i guess you'd be too she's gotta get she's gotta give head to aquaman yeah yes well in the comic fish sticks it wasn't aquaman uh by the way he's innocent uh but it was like two or three of the people in the seven like half the seven made her blow them and uh dude and one guy the actual comic she's blowing like half a dozen guys yeah yeah homelander does it and uh he's like

you gotta blow me and she's like what and you what? And you're like, I thought you were this superhero. And he's like, I am. And I seem to be having a communication problem because nobody's sucking my dick right now. It's just like so cool. Dude, that guy is cool. I seem to be having a problem because nobody's sucking my dick. That guy, I will not abide any disparaging comments about

the man. He's such an... They're over-the-top terrible people. Yeah. She's not. Starlight. Starlight is actually nice and good. But even... Who's the other chick?

She's kind of almost like she's the wonder woman stand-in yeah i was gonna call her that yeah um the wonderful she's dressed just like her yeah the same shit this is superman like wonder woman with the red white and blue she's dressed like all the other what is she athenian or something like she's amazonian that the actress is jewish but but she's an amazon yeah yeah she dressed like all the other amazonians and wonderful jewish actress in hollywood gal to go yeah she's super well she's like israeli not just jewish yeah oh hardcore jewish and beautiful yeah she's she's super hot i this um i've been watching shameless do you guys know shameless at all

i know dude i tried to watch a little bit of that show and it made me sad all right so i've only like halfway into the first season so i'm not some sort of shameless expert but it stars this family the gallaghers mom's gone she's dead i think and um dad's a drunk so the oldest daughter kind of serves as head of the household, only responsible person. They're super poor, like crazy, can't pay their bills,

always scamming and robbing to like make ends meet. Even the nine year old has to find some way to chip in like $6 so they can keep the power on. Like they're all a team. They're all super broke. This oldest daughter that I'm talking about, I can't get over this. She's hot.

She's super duper hot. Crazy fucking gorgeous hot. There's like hot look good in a bikini, right? You go to a college campus. One in every fourth or fifth girl is that hot. Then there's Hollywood hot, which is like a hot you don't see every day. You know, you have to go to the mall for six days to see one person who's Hollywood hot. Then follow her back home.

You do what you got to. And then there's this chick. This chick is a standout amongst Hollywood hot. Like in my head, she's prime Jessica Biel. Or who's the other Jessica? Alba. Thank you. Yeah.

She's on that level of like Hollywood hot of the day. And she fucks. Who are we talking about? What's her character's name? I'm trying to look around. Is this Joelle Carter? Does she play Ava Crowder? This is justified, right?

Shameless. My bad. My bad. Her name is Emily Rosam. Oh, okay. Yeah, I know who that is. Okay, yeah. Oh, do you know who's great?

And everything is. Yeah, I know who that is. William H. She's got a lot of. She didn't get a bit of nude work. She does. Wait, what's her name? She has a compilation on Pornhub.

And Reddit. What is her name again? Emily Rossum. R-O-S-S-U-M. I feel like this... Like, looking at these pictures, they're all safe for work. They're not... She doesn't look totally standout hot in these pictures but i'm telling you in shameless

yeah i disagree with you uh on just how hot she is i think she's people have different eyes you know some people might think she's too skinny no she's she's very pretty no i just think her face is that pretty um you know i just don't think she's very i just don't i don't think she's like a top one i just don't think she's very i just don't think i don't think she's like a top one percent you don't think she has a pretty face i think she has a pretty face i think she has a pretty ish face but i don't think she's like a goddess amongst women i think kyle finds her to be regular pretty whereas i find her to be like that one girl from hollywood that comes along every couple of years like you guys might be surprised here i'm watching one of her videos

there's actually an ad here to give you a bigger dick do you guys do you know is that how you get emily rossum if you buy that product and your dick grows a little bit that's how you do that you you spend a bunch this one says disconnect i wanted to say can you be poor and that hot? Don't you just find someone who's willing to pay for your way? You don't see a lot of hot homeless. Great. Thank you, Kyle. Homeless is different than poor. This chick is next to homeless.

She lives in a tiny place with nine people. It's hard to be homeless if you're not poor. Fair enough, but it's a different echelon of person between a poor and a homeless. Most homeless people are absolutely insane. I'm only judging by my experience with them in St. Louis. So are most women. What's your point? She's at a level where she can barely keep a roof above her head and occasionally goes without hot water or electricity.

Yeah, that would happen. You know it's so cold in here because we haven't been able to pay the gas bill that's how broke she is at that hot dude there are guys lining up to pay for her gas bill yeah yeah there are websites that'll help you make that happen too right nowadays they've removed the friction in that transaction yeah yeah i mean you just get yourself an only fans you'll have all kind of sims out there just making it rain yeah i it's inconceivable that someone that hot can't pay their bills yeah yeah it's like um whenever um that giant titted girl from um um what's the madman whenever i see her in anything and they don't talk about just christina hendrix and they don't at least

acknowledge how big her titties are. I'm just like, well, this isn't even realistic. Like when your titties are that big, like, like there's no way we have three conversations and it doesn't come up. Like she's wearing a button up shirt and she's clearly wearing a size too large just to accommodate her titties. And it's, and then those buttons are just like, they're just screaming in pain. I had to sew these on with Kevlar. Yeah. It looks like if she pulled her shoulders back,

her whole front of her clothing would just explode off. You would get shot by a button. If she would have pulled it. Take a fucking eye out. Before the show, we were talking about Dr. Disrespect, how obviously he sort of like, you know, Twitch seemingly cut him off, refunded all subscribers and everything. He announced on Instagram like six hours ago that he might be streaming somewhere very soon.

He's streaming right now on YouTube, 20,000 people watching live, donations rolling out. I have an unfounded theory about what he did. I want to hear it. All right. So here's where it comes from. Right away, his sponsors dropped him and then they picked him back up i think maybe he said something to them like this is overblown or maybe told a fib possibly to get to get back in their good graces but who didn't go away was twitch

and discord he was a discord partner and discord is like okay you can't come back i think he wrote something that wasn't politically correct was maybe unkind in discord and they have it in text and that's why he's banned was it funny do we know what he said i know i completely i bet it was funny as hell i completely made it up but yeah that's my someone making a joke you should give them a free pass they're trying to be funny i think that because discord didn't drop him, the offense happened on that platform. Okay. Weird. Or wouldn't let him back, I should say.

I don't even know what to guess happened with all that. I've never had a problem with that guy. So whatever. Wish him the best, I suppose. Looks like he's going to be – I know YouTube hasn't offered him some sort of special deal or anything like he didn't get like some kind of signing bonus which you'd expect million two million dollar signing bonus wherever he goes i thought he was gonna be starting his own streaming service yeah you would think he would have done he would he'd have done something like that that was the most favorable interpretation of why he makes

it's probably his entrepreneurial ambition that got him banned off the platform i bet that's what it was i bet he was trying to create a competitive service that is wish casting kindness to me but not just that there's a lot of evidence that would point to that it just just the fact that like we didn't hear anything else it seems like with this sort of the way the culture is right now whenever somebody steps into a little bit of shit like they're calling it brian callen right now you know uh from brendan schaub's buddy for some sort of sexual assault allegations like when he was let's go to that one next yeah that one it's kind of interesting to me but uh and i love that never tells people what they do twitch never outs people for their bad stuff they just say they broke our terms of

service they never give details. This is completely consistent with all their other bands. Yeah, but how would only Twitch know about it? You know what? That's what's weird to me is that like, yeah, Twitch knows about it and Discord knows about it, but no one else knows what he did because he didn't. It's clearly not something he did publicly. And, you know, it just seems real weird. I'd love to know.

I'm curious, but not curious enough to fucking think about it after this conversation right here. I have every so often. I'm like, it's we I thought that whatever Dr. Disrespect did would get out. I was confident I would have bet on it. And it's not out. Nobody. Yes. Yeah.

So but yeah, Twitch never. Like gives details on what someone did wrong. They just say they violated their terms of service or community guidelines. And that's it. It could mean anything. And they have consistently kept that secret. So this isn't something that's unique to Dr. Disrespect. Yeah, so I guess he's on YouTube now and no one's going to know what he did.

It's weird that that secret never came out, but sometimes secrets are kept. Brian Callahan. So, well, I think it's Callan. Oh, I'm sorry.

Thank you. That Brian Callan. Um, I first heard about it on his apology. Like I didn't even know that he was getting me. You too. Yeah. Yeah.

So I heard it. I read, I heard his apology. His apology was very convincing. He's like, I've been told to've been told to lay low i've been told to this he's like no i am unequivocally saying this did not happen everybody who knows me knows that i would never do something like that and this is complete fiction and it never happened and i'm like oh what never happened you know like like what is he denying yeah and uh do you know i i don't want to get the details wrong because it's important to get stuff i don't know

the details there were like four women who came out and accused him at once of see i i went to reddit because i thought that like you know it it was a reddit link that i was getting on um like like either the bad kid podcast show reddit or the no show Reddit or the Joe Rogan's subreddit. And so I was like, ah, the commenters over on Joe Rogan's subreddit, they'll cue me into whatever he's being allegedly accused of. Nope. They're just making fun of his eye surgery. He had lid surgery because he had like droopy eyelids so he had like this eyelid surgery which i guess they're considering like too feminine a surgery for a man to get and so

they're just roasting him about that comment after comment as far as i could scroll down i see him in this picture as to why he would have gotten it uh yeah it's one thing that happens to some people as they age their eyelids kind of close their eyes more and more it doesn't hurt your vision but it's not a great look it can though it can get so bad that it interferes with your vision and i guess it's uh it's something that he's got a family history like i don't know his father had it really bad or something it's what they're saying or it's what he's saying or it's what they're saying he said but yeah i don't know katherine fior tigerman alleges that callan raped her uh so that's i guess

the big one she comes and says i felt relief finally i have power against him etc like tigerman three other women shared their accusations against callan so once one came out, then three more came out. Green accused Callan of pinning her against the dressing room wall in 1999, kissing her, and she immediately reported it to her co-workers. An aspiring actress said in 2012, when she was 23, she had a four-year affair with Callan while he was married. He told her in 2016 that women have a biological primal desire to be raped. A comedian named Tiffany King in 2017 said Callan tried to pressure her to give him oral sex in exchange for stage time or money at a time that he knew she was struggling financially. It was so humiliating.

He was someone I looked up to and had control over something i loved and there were three right i think did i read three or two anyway uh so yeah rape pushed her against a wall and kissed her infidelity and blow me for stage time which is like uh i don't know a hero an easy way to get late and uh nothing illegal about that at all just a little little sleazy i suppose um nothing i think there's not there's not like if i know i know i i love your takes but wait are you sure that's not illegal of course yeah i'm sure that's not illegal you know like like harvey weinstein isn't in jail right i mean harvey weinstein is in jail for rape he's not in jail for for getting some getting a lot of of unqualified actresses what is a huge

careers in hollywood nobody ever nobody ever said that it's not sexual assault i don't think it's sexual harassment is it harassment yeah maybe that is the term they use. Like when your boss pressures you to have sex. It's not her boss though. He has control of her stage time. It's irrelevant. Not the same thing. I don't know. If I tell somebody who wants to be a guest on this show they can come on if they suck my dick. That is not

harassment. That is just a friendly deal between two individuals. Why do you think Juju got on? You're goddamn right that's why Juju got on. I made that little bitch wear those shorts. That was part of it. Tom, you put those fucking shorts back on. He was trying to wear jeans

for the beginning of the show. Kyle said, put those little shorts back on, bitch. If they're sexy enough to wear for me, they're sexy enough for the show. You keep them on. Make sure you flash a little dong on the show. I think he made a flash a little dong on the show i think you made a flash a little dong at one point i don't know what i saw yeah we started making

we started making those those lady shorts he had on and he starts crossing across his legs like it's basic instinct and you didn't see dong i didn't see i don't know if it was dong or some sort of underwear under garment i thought panties too i saw them i thought i was just i was just noticing how how nice like i think i saw kyle see dong at the same time as me and then his shorts were longer than i thought because i they look like they were six inches long. And I'm like, maybe I didn't see Dung. Maybe I'm crazy. There was something going on. I saw something up those shorts.

People go back and something happens. Zoom in on that Dung. Zoom in. Don't tell people to do that. No, definitely don't do that. If you look close enough, you'll see a tattoo of my name. Surely you've benefited from somebody else's work in Basic Instinct. It's time to pay it forward here at BK.

Yeah, but see, that's not harassment, what I did to that gentleman whose name I can't remember. That's not harassment at all. That's just the way she goes, bubs. Life in the big city. Life in the big city. Fucking way she goes, bubs. Fucking way she goes. Jesus, Ricky, why the fuck's it got to go that way?

Lost all the liquor money boys you lost all the money to get enough money for my ketties to stay alive in my fucking shed fuck i showed my dad some trailer park boys a couple days ago he fucking loved that shit i showed up like i was just scrolling through the episodes because the episode titles are so silly and one of them is called oh shit what is it um um kitties don't belong in dope trailers or something like that he went kitties don't belong in dope trailers what is this and i was like well these are the trailer park boys let's go and we watched that episode and and he's like it's cocksucker right here he's his tummy doesn't feel right he's he doesn't i think he's kind of sick we need to go ask sam he used to be a veterinarian maybe he knows something and sam's like oh that's one sick kitty you got there bubs i think he's gonna die just being a piece of shit i was watching sam was a veteran oh no he was a veterinarian but he lost his license for pulling a bullet out of ricky's ass

yeah that that that is a funny little plot line there yeah it's a good issue yes it's a great fucking show with brian callan this this circles back to my like – sometimes I feel like everyone knows which allegations are credible and which ones aren't, except me. I can't tell. The fact that four people came out at the same time. I'll tell you what I think. Go ahead. What do you think? I think the first allegation is false and the following two or three are real because I think the first lady is just lying because I don I, I, I, I don't believe you raped anyone.

Okay. Whatever, for whatever reason. But, um, the next three allegations all sound like some shit that like, you know, it's her side of what happened at even her worst way,

way of describing it. It doesn't sound all that bad. He pushed me up against the wall and kissed me. I mean, I've pushed a lot of women up because it's a lot of walls and kissed them they were okay with it let me be clear about this like there was i mean they fought a little they fought a little yeah i mean they're not nearly as strong they they fight just to make sure you're a strong man once you got him up against the boards taylor

knows this better than anybody you just throw a little bit of shoulder action into them they got nothing for that look at taylor's shoulders fucking knock a girl out yeah give him a little bit of that oh she's going nowhere nowhere um but no seriously that i've done that everybody's done that who hasn't pushed a woman against the wall and kissed them before um and then like anyone who's been in a romantic relationship has yeah sure exactly or maybe a not so romantic relationship oh yeah okay i'm kind of a violent relationship i like to throw her so so i got a problem with that um maybe she does um i feel like a lot of times women regret things that they've done after the fact but in the moment they gave no outward signs that they were not down for whatever was going on.

It's like normal relationship stuff. There's a magic word, right? If you say no, now it's something criminal. That's a stop. Yeah, say no and everybody knows it. Especially if the ref hears it. I forget. There is an

accusation. I forget the details of her it doesn't even matter which one it was specifically but the girl's like i blew him i sucked his dick he came there and man i didn't want to and it's like i don't know if i'm a guy getting blown i'm taking this as a sign that things are going right you know and like you're gonna have to be a little less subtle with me like it just say say, unless I've got like my, my like knees wrapped around the back of your head and I'm like skull fucking you. Then this is, this is on you. You sucked my dick, right? I didn't like, we're not talking about skull fucking here.

Oh, hey, Jackie. You interrupted us right in the middle of skull fucking talk well she can't hear that thank god it's all fine my friends are just goofing we're talking about sexual assault specifically skull fucking oh thank god i'm on headphones but yeah and then the other one like like i get it's it's pretty skeezy to tell somebody like yeah if you suck my dick maybe i can get somebody to give you some more stage time but i don't think it's criminal i think that it's uh it shows low moral character i think it might be criminal. I think it's criminal if he is the boss and has

his place. But if I hypothetically, let's say I've got some pull with you, Woody. Let's say you have your own side business where you do gardening work and you need a new gardener. And I say to Jose, hey Jose, if you give me a hand job i'll put in a good word to woody there's no way that's illegal because i'm not part of your gardening business i'm just associated with woody who owns a gardening business i think that's what we're looking at here because brian count doesn't own any fucking comedy clubs can you barter for sexual

acts or is that prostitution maybe he's breaking the law on this maybe jose is the true criminal no you can't barter for sexual acts well that's considered you can in some countries but in this one i feel like jose i think you can in canada in every state other than is it brian callen can. Well, there you go. This is all legal in Canada. So I'm thinking, Kyle, that in that situation where Jose is giving you a hand job to work for me, you're really the victim. You're the John in this situation. With those rough calloused hands. And Jose is the prostitute, and you are merely the guy who's fallen into his trap. Oh, those calluses, Jose.

Oh, the texture of your palms. It's like you're wearing work gloves and you're not even. Oh, God. But with the Brian Callen thing. Spit on it. When it became four women all came out together and said that he's been bad to me, suddenly I'm like, well, shit, maybe he's, you know, maybe he uses sex as a payoff or, like, I don't know.

Maybe he has the wrong idea around loving relationships. Or, you know, maybe he just likes to fuck, and these girls need to grow the fuck up and stop being so sensitive sensitive sensitive because look rape's wrong sexual assault's wrong sexual harassment's wrong in the workplace all those things are very wrong they're criminal those people should be punished to the fullest extent of the silly laws that they make about them but what are you drinking coffee at 10 15 at night no

what's your problem do I judge you about what you drink of course not I can imagine drink a six pack of beer at 10pm no one even blinks have one cup of coffee Taylor loses his mind

it's just like I'm so sensitive to caffeine I can't imagine having one cup of coffee taylor loses his mind it's just like i'm so sensitive to caffeine i can't imagine having a cup of coffee he's got a big day tomorrow i would be lit until 10 a.m i mean it's true i do have to be up by saturday morning to push the show live if he's not up in 56 hours or so then well in that case chis will upload the show but still right well my comment is redacted i've wanted to do this for do you still have vaping things uh no i haven't vaped in a while i don't have any of that stuff i saw someone on facebook or reddit or something exhale into a face mask and it was just like and i'm like man i would love to recreate that on the show kyle you don't have vaping supplies do you i don't know not any legal

stuff i don't have anything that's totally true like like the whole vaping thing and those those surgical masks don't even fully keep out vapor which apparently is a much larger molecule than what like a virus would be right so you just see like the explosion to the sides i am yeah the viruses aren't traveling on their own through the air they're in the water molecules they're in the water they're in the saliva and the and the spittle so i exhaled with a mask on two days ago and my glasses fogged up and i'm like i wonder what it would look like with a vape you know like i had sunglasses on and i it was like yeah i i wonder i just want to see what it's like did you see

fauci is now saying everyone needs to wear goggles goggles dude iles. Dude, that guy can go fuck himself. I'm not wearing goggles. Sunglasses. He said sunglasses will do. I wear sunglasses all the fuck. Literally, if I walk out the house, I've got my fucking some Ray-Bans or something. He said he should wear goggles, but sunglasses will do. That's like saying, yeah, if you're going to go out into space, it'd be great if you wore an astronaut suit.

But an Adidas track suit you retarded either you need goggles or you don't i imagine i need to see the quote because i have this i'm trying i do this it's a flaw of mine i hear something insane and then i try to normalize it i try to be like what i bet he said was his goggles are perfect. Because sunglasses are pretty good at safety in a woodworking shop or a metal shop or something like that. True. But not perfect, right? Goggles would be perfect. I imagine that's where his head is.

If you have goggles or an eye shield, you should use it. Quote, Dr. Anthony Fauci. Okay. So now I'm like, does he mean in a medical situation? if you have goggles or an eye shield you should use it quote dr anthony fauci okay so now i'm like does he mean in a medical situation because that's what doctors are doing all the time i always see him he means human beings that's that's fucking absurd i don't know i'm wearing it i'm down i think it's funny i'm gonna show them somewhere just someone replies to his tweet someone replies to his tweet Is this good enough? And it's a clip from the movie Bubble Boy He's in that sphere of plastic

Just rolling down the street Kyle you would know this What is it? The moors The moops That's what it is I'm sorry The answer is moops

Now that's a misprint on the card it's moors the moors no no the card says moops there are no moops they're the moors and then he dies because he's so yeah he has a fucking breakdown well George starts he starts choking

George with the gloves that extend out of the bubble and then you hear the bubble's been breached. Did you guys hear that Jake, the FBI went to Jake Paul's house and seized his weapons? I think what's the other one? What did they do? I'm reading it though.

What did he do? Okay. I thought it was Logan. Okay. I don't know. So they're not really announcing why they did it like they're not making it public but they went to his house they seized multiple firearms they're saying it's connected to the arizona shopping mall

incident where i guess he was part of looting maybe in any case the feds went into his house and took his guns and i saw this and thought well this is a transparent attempt to be an pka host i think right he's trying to be let's get let's get what is it jake paul logan paul whichever one it was let's grab him get him on the show it'll really increase increase our uh what's his fan base mostly like like 13, 14-year-old girls? Yeah, only about 30 million of them. Well, we can... Hey, if we grab a little bit of that, that helps. Oh, it'd be...

Imagine your sex life then. No. No, I don't want to. You think it's... Similar to what it is now. You get one of those little gals that go up against the boards. You got to give her a knee to put her down. She's not even tall enough to give the shoulder.

Yeah. Piece of shit. Oh, that was too much. She's easy enough to lift. I mixed pedophilia with your favorite thing, hockey. I thought I'd mix my favorite with your favorite, and we could mesh right there. But no.

No, apparently not. Apparently not as close. We're like ships in the night passing. We'll get there. We'll get there. We'll get there. But yeah, I don't know. I felt like you kind of fit in with the gang here.

That was my take on it. Yeah, I heard something about that too. It could have been any number of things. Yeah, I mean, if you commit some felonies on camera, especially, probably not ideal. Interesting that it's the FBI and not the state police, though. That is interesting to me because I never had to deal with the FBI. Yeah, I haven't heard of it. It was definitely the FBI.

And they said seizing multiple firearms in connection i'm sorry in a raid that was connected to a riot at an arizona shopping mall yeah that'll do it um he went full frank reynolds out there just like multi-millionaire just stealing uh you know on camera did he steal on camera because i always i saw people say he stole on camera on reddit but to me he was vlogging in front of a crowd not not much different than um remember dan rest in peace like he wanted to hold up a pka sign at the hong kong riots yeah um right but he wasn't like writing or being like he just kind of wanted to be surrounded by it that was that was the lens through our which i i saw jake paul's thing good i think they're

both culpable if you compare it that way frankly i you know i think if you're in a crowd of rioters you're a rioter you know like look i put myself in these in these situations like you won't see me in a fucking riot because i know that the cops might start firing indiscriminately with beanbags and shit and split my goddamn skull open i don't want to be associated with rioters it just like you know if you if you flip it over to maybe your slightly more liberal viewpoint remember when the charlottesville thing happened you certainly wouldn't be that open to recognizing that there's a good element and a bad element that trump said that and got roasted right like but i believe that frankly i think there were some people there who were just like marching for whatever the fuck they were marching for and then all of a sudden a bunch

of guys showed up with hoods and torches and they were like oh but mosquito nets and barbecue i hope like but i put myself there and i'm like oh shit we gotta go we gotta go right now we gotta leave we don't this is not our crowd it turns out this is this is no good yeah i look i see your point i see your point i am i'm still like looking at it through the blue lens like no it's completely different kyle one's for the lulz one's a marxist organization stealing from local business yeah the other is a group of right alt right alt-right conservatives who have a permit who happen to be wearing something offensive i i could just big difference i could just see myself being like look there's a real looter behind me he's running he's

holding a television look this is the best vlog ever am i not right you're trying to interview a looter right right like like he's just stabbing you and and i think i just wish casted projected that upon what uh jake paul was doing there like i could be wrong but that's yeah i just look you'd have a hard time convincing me that this multi-millionaire was there for a free ottoman out of target or something. It's crazy. Yeah, but I think it's the Frank Reynolds situation. He was there, so might as well take something, right? The warthog.

Why is it when white people are looting, they call it surviving, and when black people are looting, they call it looting. And then G's like, well, because the black people are stealing speakers and the white people are stealing food. And then Frank's like, nah the black people are stealing speakers and the white people are stealing food and then frank's like nah it's just fucking racist nonsense that's a real good frank

scene yeah it that they won't show that footage from katrina ever again yeah probably not it's very on pc yeah yeah but it's interesting when facts aren't politically correct enough to be, uh, to be, to be viewed or spoken of. Kyle, are you starting to notice patterns? That's a little bigoted. I mean, we talked about how I have no pride in my race or, or anything like that last week and how I will never have any pride at all. And I'm not allowed to, and I'm glad that I'm not allowed to have any pride whatsoever as an Englishman I think it's cool that we once conquered all the other white people

all the people in general just really tore them up yeah I don't even know why you're talking to me Italian German I remember we had a rough time with the Spanish but

the Spanish. The Spanish did a pretty good job too. They had their own conquest. They had a whole group of people just for doing that. The sun never set on the English. The Spanish people were so... Spain was so successful they have everyone

convinced that Spanish is like a south american language it is at this point and that's what i'm saying a whole race of people they were so efficient at raping they they raped until there were no more mayans they were just mexicans i think it was the most spoken language until recently when uh english until mandarin passed it am i right oh no mandarin passed a long time cantonese beat us a long time ago there's so many of those fuckers over there definitely a long time ago that was how long ago uh like like 30 years ago okay yeah i think we're on the same page then yeah yeah so english i look you have to go back a little bit to make england

the best so 1700s 1800s english was the most widely spoken language in the world. And that implies a certain dominance. But then there's like, I think it was even in the 90s, early 2000s, a trivia question on Jeopardy. It was like, what nation has the most English speakers on Earth? And it's China. Even in like 1998, it was China. That says something for English dominance too.

By sheer number of people, that says something about the Chinese educational system. And English dominance. They're doing it for economic reasons. Sure, sure. Dude, China is about to eat our lunch. And they have been for the last 30 years. They're on the way down.

All those trade agreements did was funnel money into China from us on bad agreements. What trade agreements? The one that Clinton signed. What was it? NAFTA, right? That wouldn't be China, though. That was just the North American free trade agreement. What was the one he signed with China? We've been losing money to china for fucking ever on

clinton i don't know uh obama tried to do one with everybody but china the trans-pacific partnership or something like that and basically what that was was like america and then like all these other countries that weren't china and it was going to hopefully give us this like power around China because we were trade partners with all the people that were important to China. But Trump came in and said, fuck that. Don't know if he's right or wrong. It's complicated. But then Trump started putting tariffs against China. I don't know if he has any.

It might have even been Bush that did it because Bush was a big free trade guy. You know, it could be. I'm not 100% sure. Yeah, but it's complicated. I feel like you're not going to sell more than you buy from a country whose shit is cheaper than yours. And you're always like, quality, quality, quality. As a programmer, when I was a programmer, I competed with less expensive programmers, right? Because it's a global world.

That's that. And it's like, don't you realize Americans are so much better? You should pay the extra for us. And I believed that. On the other hand, when I needed a hammer, that shit was $8 and came from China. I didn't practice what I preached. Sometimes people like cheap shit, even if it's not as good. Yeah.

That's where China wins. China, you son of a bitch. You've done it again. You just keep beating us at the same shit They're good Dude, alright, we're going to politics a little bit But it's not about Trump or whatever There's this $600 Unemployment benefit

That's been happening, it just ended So here's how it works everybody If you get on unemployment, you get whatever your state Gives you, and that varies I think some of the worst states give you about a quarter of your income and some of the better states give you like a half or even two thirds of your income. Right. So but not your whole income, but a good chunk of it. And then the federal government just tossed 600 on top of that. Right. Like we're unemployed. Things are tough. tough no one saw this coming we're going to give you an extra 600 so there's a fair amount of people who earn more on unemployment than they did at work and the republicans are saying this is a disincentive for guys to go back to work like

who would go back to work and take a pay cut isn't it better to be unemployed and make more that is true i just talked to a cousin of mine in color Colorado who was in that exact same situation where he was like, I don't know why the hell I would go back. I'm getting 600 a week. is like unnecessarily high etc and then you have democrats who are just like yeah but it seems kind of nice you know maybe if employers had to compete with this six hundred dollars they would know that they have to in effect pay more right it's like a backdoor minimum wage increase like you know you got to compete with this six hundred dollars now uh i see both sides of it i think i kind of line up with the republic, but it's complicated. I thought it was interesting. It definitely is complicated because there are people out there who are struggling, fucking real deal right now that need a lot of help.

And it's a shame that there isn't a better system to parse out the people who actually need it versus the people who are taking advantage of it, which I love my cousin. I liked his friends. Some of them were absolutely taking advantage of this situation instead of trying to use it to rehabilitate and get back into working life. So that part of it is definitely real. There are people out there who are abusing it. But I get it. What the fuck is the government supposed to do? Of course they should be handing out money to people. We're in the middle of a global pandemic. Do you want this country to be Amazon, Walmart, Walgreens, CVS, and then a bunch of Kroger-owned banners when you go to a grocery shop?

Do you want that to be the country? Because that's what we're headed for. What more do I need? What more do you need? I don't know. Once they have a totally solidified hold on our economy, I'm sure prices will stay the same and they'll be really cool about it, right? Once Kroger knows they're the sole grocery supplier of the country, once they've edged out everyone else,

once Amazon knows. Do you know Amazon made $86 billion this quarter? $8 billion higher than was anticipated. There is no one happier about this than Jeff Bezos. But that doesn't make him evil. That just means that he's got a good business. My boy got the band from Twitch.

If you're worth $130 billion, you're fucking evil. Sorry. You're evil. You're a piece of shit. Keep in mind, it's not like he owns the company all himself right he's got he's got stockholders to worry about he's literally not allowed to like

try to not make as much money as possible i i get it i get it it's against the rules for him to not make as much money as possible i understand what you're saying i'm saying that it's when people are worth that much money it's not evil that's the wrong phrasing it's absolutely fucking absurd it wouldn't be hard for jeff bezos to argue that like hey we've got great employees and these guys are so great they deserve a chunk of it and that's good business i think if he did that if they made 10 billion less what would you say? $89 billion a quarter? If it was $79 billion this quarter, probably it'd be okay to pay his people more. Yeah.

And he should pay his people more. Like he's the big like rah-rah, shish-boom-bah, Koch brothers guy who's kind of more libertarian. Like he loves open borders he loves just flowing immigration because jeff bezos takes advantage of illegal labor you pay what people are willing to work for and you and you make as much money for stockholders as you possibly can that's the way it works now if he if a monopoly works if a monopoly develops then the law says that the government can break that monopoly up so in this in this situation where every grocery store is Kroger, then they get broken up. Governments are reluctant to break up monopolies.

And it turns out that they're right not to usually. You know, they did it with AT&T and it was a great thing. But usually monopolies that raise their prices tend to find competitors popping up all over the place. Like if Amazon starts to suck, I don't think the barrier to entry is that large that someone can't take over their like audiophile market. Then someone else goes after their toy market and someone else goes after this or that. Like, you know, Taylor's saying, no, I feel like I could pop up a Squarespace. It is totally solidified. They own the SEO.

They own the SEM. They own everything. There's a reason that they made $10 billion almost more than they were projected to this quarter. It's because they have a total. It's because everybody's at home, dude. That's what I'm saying. That's why I said that nobody is happier with this than Jeff Bezos. He has a total market control when it comes to e-commerce.

And I know this because I work in consumer products that I see Walmart. I see all these other companies, even the huge ones like Walmart, kind of a little bit panicking because they see Amazon on the horizon. That's going to overtake them. Amazon is a fucking beast and and and when uh what was it a few a few days ago maybe a week ago when uh they have all the the congressmen there to interrogate all of the tech people and it's like are you retarded zuckerberg sitting right there has more money than every congressperson combined you think he can't decide what district he wants someone to get elected in and then do it if he wanted and they're questioning him like they have any sort of authority no you are the congressman

he is the fucking multi-billionaire who can do whatever he wants. If Mark Zuckerberg decided, hey, that person questioned me, I don't like him. He could bankroll anyone else. Destroy them in that district. And so it's all fucking kabuki theater. It's nonsense. When we look at these politicians questioning billionaires, it's like Jim Jordan, a Republican who was, oh, I'm going hard on them. Do you know who his second biggest contributor was in 2018?

Google. Yeah. So I watched that. Jim Jordan was on Tucker Carlson show. And Jim Jordan's like, you know, Mr. Going after him. What are you laughing at? I can't say. Oh, okay. Not related to this.

Nope. Do I have a booger? Nope. Someone just shared something with me for the show. Is it tremendously insensitive? Share it. Yes, it is tremendously insensitive. Share it. Let me finish my thought. Anyway, Tucker Carlson roasted Jim Jordan and he's like, Hey,

I see you take all this money from him. And Jim Jordan's like, yeah, yeah, but that doesn't influence me. Yeah. Yeah. Have you written any bills?

Did you see me up there? You know, I was giving him a hard time. Right, right, right. Have you have passed any laws? Have you done anything substantial?

Yeah. Did you hear my words? I was giving him a hard time. Right, right. Have you done anything? You're a you hear my words i was giving him a hard time right right have you done anything you're a congressman do you well you know we've got things they're moving slowly right right right it's been years good how long have you had this job or tucker carlson yeah just beat to the fire on that he kind of did yeah and i'm not a big tucker carlson fan but that doesn't mean i can't like him ever i like like him. And, uh, yeah, I think he's just insincere most of the time with his manipulative words. But,

um, in this case, he was kind of nailing Jim Jordan and not letting, he just kept trying to be like, I'm the guy going hardest. And they're like, yeah, you know,

Kabuki theater. Yeah. It's all trash. The same way that like Dan Crenshaw, the eye patch guy, they'll be like, oh man, he's going hard and it's like yeah what's he done what's he actually done oh wait he's just like a democrat from 2004

no thanks watch the first 10 seconds of this beirut blast okay did you see it buddy oh yeah i saw it right away uh yeah i I saw that somewhere else, too. Did you timestamp this? Yeah, he did. Oh, thanks. We can say it. There's just a big pair of wings in there right in the middle. This is from France 24.

They're talking about the Beirut blast. Alright, so first of all, what someone did, and honestly, it's not cool that they did this. It really isn't. Look, you know, sometimes something's fucking inappropriate and you just laugh. That doesn't mean what's done is the right thing

to do. I wish nobody had done this, but somebody put wings amongst the victims who were missing in the beirut blast and gave him a false name and they uploaded a photo of him to like the wall of missing people that's out there and in this newscast there's this lady and she's talking about all the missing and they sort of scroll through a bunch of photos and there amongst them on the fucking nightly news is wings amongst the victims of the beirut blast who are still missing that's hilarious i didn't know what i was watching

like someone just sent this to me and and they were like well it was it was in the discord and somebody is like has kyle seen this ha ha ha ha ha and then somebody else because i hope they talk about on the show and i'm like the beirut blast i'm thinking in my head i'm like yeah we talked about that a lot you know it's crazy news story this week so like i clicked on it anyway to see what what they were talking about because like four people in a row were just like oh my god oh my god and then i got to that and that's when i like held my hand over my face and reacted because i was genuinely shocked by what i saw taylor and i both thought we had boogers we both had the same thing i was like do i have boogers i have a booger don't i uh yeah that's fucking god it's a little insensitive but if i'm wings that's not super hurtful like of all the

things that your wings has endured this to me is that's not why it's fucked up it's not fucked up that they put wings amongst victims it's fucked up for the people who he's taking up a slot on a page where they are looking for their missing loved ones right like maybe just maybe someone doesn't see i don't know the picture of the guy that they found who's amnesia i don't know i don't know i can't come up with a scenario where this is like legitimately bad but like i'm sure there is one because like he's taking up some real estate on this page where they're looking for people who are missing this short video we saw they showed you know 18 different people maybe one of them is someone's mom who could have been shown instead like maybe could have done something exactly yeah some an actual person who is in beirut and fucking missing right now because there was a horrible event

is now not on the front page of the missing people it's ridiculous that it appears he's on the front page of the victims i don't know how he's fourth he's like fourth he's the fourth fourth highest result i can't help it it's funny it's really famous i mean like he's like look his twitch streams do well right 700 people that's a good score we're 900 whatever he pulls uh but his fame rivals like dr disrespect to 20 000 you know like he's widely known he's widely known he's notorious um god damn all right i wasn't going to talk about that on this episode i knew that he'd been posted on there and i didn't think it was cool but when i saw that news clip that's just that's just too much so this was a reddit topic from a few days ago based on

nothing but pure speculation which celebrity do you think has the worst breath jeff goldblum jeff gold is he the jurassic park dude yeah i imagine him eating like a lot of preserved fish i am i came up with danny devito on my own i also have a bunch of preserved fish. I came up with Danny DeVito on my own. I also have a bunch of good ones that people commented with. Post Malone is great. Post Malone is... He was the top rated one. I just feel like Danny DeVito, yuck.

I don't know. I like to imagine Danny smells minty fresh all the time like well we'll see what what taylor thinks since he hasn't heard our picks yeah taylor uh what celebrity do you think has the worst breath oh man the worst breath probably a season sorry oh that's a curry reference huh because it's very spicy yeah okay great literally race i came up with danny devito kyle who'd you say uh jeff goldblum jeff goldblum oh dude i bet he does have bad breath that's a good ass guess yeah i bet you know he's he's talking like this all the time and and very clipped very very controlled And I bet his breath is pretty terrible. Lots of huffing and puffing

with that cadence he's got going on. You place this little drop on the back of your hand and you see one side. Could you get out of my face, Jeff? God damn. That tickles. But she's like falling for it while fucking Dr. Grant's in the back getting

cucked. He's just sitting there like this motherfucker is really putting the moves on my lady with this water drop on the arm. Fucking bullshit. Like what if I just what if I just knock him the fuck out right now? Do you think I'll still get the gig with the for the Jurassic shit? Can I just I just fuck Jeff Goldblum up right here in this Ford Explorer? Now you do. You put the drop right on the back of your hand and you'll see

that it'll fall towards the side that you don't want it to. It was like, what? It's like, what if I just start raining blows down upon Jeff Goldblum right now? I just started firing fists at Jeff Goldblum. He pulls out that Velociraptor claw

he's always got handy and just slits his fucking throat. I have no evidence to prove this, but I bet David Chappelle smokes around people who don't want to be smoked around all the time. Not giving a fuck. You think pot or cigs? I was saying cigarettes, but it could be either. I bet it's pot. Yeah, he doesn't see.

Is he a cigarette smoker? He does smoke cigarettes He smokes on stage I would like to live in a world Where you could smoke whatever you wanted Wherever you wanted You should be able to light up one of those old school 1930s stogies

Right in the fucking Premature Ensue ward Like wherever they got the babies If you wanted to take heroin Or some other injectable fucking premature ensue ward like like wherever they got the babies and those like like like now kyle if you wanted to take heroin or some other injectable i'd be on your team because that's a private decision you should be able to shoot up anywhere you want oh yeah and when i'm getting the air bubbles out i'm gonna squirt a little in your eye when you're smoking though

you're making a group decision and that's why you're wrong that's right you got legs walk i mean i don't care if you don't have legs i don't care if we're somewhere where everybody's crippled up and they can't get away i can still smoke my fucking cigarette no that's rude it is rude there's lots of things that are rude but i need you to switch to against the rules and be a team player where do we draw the line when do farts become illegal i'm ready let's pass the law what about body odor they we need some fucking body odor oh now you're on team group decision i see how it is no i i'm just asking you you know where do you draw the line i can't light one up but i can go around with without fucking deodorant on and just

stink the place up just stink it up yeah smelling ass yeah if if you can roll into game stop at at like 11 30 p.m at night when i'm trying to get halo 3 and and just stink the whole place up so bad that they have to spray air freshener on you i should be able to light one up all right let's outlaw both i'm agreeing with you you can't take my rights away, nor his. He has the right to stink, and I have the right to smoke. I have the right to vote. That's America. You have the right to get the fuck out of this GameStop.

Actually, the law's been passed, and you're wrong. Not all laws are right, clearly. Clearly not. not all laws are right clearly clearly we had an innocent man jailed for 60 days for nonsense name one law I disagree with you should be able to ship yourself pot from other

states I think that that should be legal. Yes. Yes. I can't even name all four. There's that one. There's painting guns. You should definitely be able

to share it with your friends. Yeah, that's just being cool. Sharing some weed with your girlfriend. That is the definition of cool. That's just being polite. You know, really, I think you should have explained to your cellmates. A little bit of wine in her glass if he was having it.

Be like, what'd you do? I was being cool. I was being cool. Or as they call it in the state of Georgia, distribution. I'm in for a year for just being tight, dude. That's funny. I'm here for being lit for just being tight, dude. That's funny. I'm here for being lit.

I stabbed a guard. Yeah, dude. We're both tight. You're like, you stabbed that guard because he probably deserved it, and I'm just trying to smoke pot. Nah, nah. He just looked at me funny. Yeah, whatever you say, man.

Like, dude, I'm on your side, and you know that. You know, man. Like, dude, I'm on your side. You know how that would go, Kyle. I'm on your side. That guy deserved to get sliced. Kyle, could you smell the pot throughout the barracks? I don't know what to call it. Like the sleeping area. At night, they would smoke outside, and I could smell it all the way to the inside.

And I just remember thinking, like, this is such such horse shit like like they're smoking weed right outside like like and i and i obviously couldn't and wouldn't smoke i got tested as soon as i got out i'm surprised to learn they could be outside yeah yeah there's a lot of outside you go outside anytime you want it i mean there was like a curfew on tv it's always like lunch hour you know like nah like like we like like between the hours of like like i don't remember when lockdown was probably like 9 30 p.m 10 30 p.m um that's when you're not supposed to go outside anymore until like 5 30 in the morning or 6 30 in the morning or something like that but uh any other time you just walk outside and like walk around the track like walk to the library walk to the other

dormitories and talk to somebody who's there um you just walk to the door do you like check out to go no there's no there's way too many people and way too few guards to be like paying attention to any of that shit the doors aren't locked there's There's nobody watching anybody. I mean, that's why it was so scary sometimes. You could murder somebody and the guard's not going to be here for three fucking hours. Nobody will be here for three hours. Where's the loan?

Yeah. Well, there's cameras. You don't think there's anyone watching them? No, there's no cameras in there. Oh, there is on 60 days in yeah because it's tv show are you trying to tell me the tv show is unreal no i'm trying to tell you that to make a tv show you gotta have a fucking camera i that doesn't sound right otherwise it'd be like one of those flip books describing

it's funny we got three new inmates and they're all vloggers yeah i think there were there were cameras on the outside that uh but they were kind of uh i'm trying to think were there cameras on the inside yeah maybe they're no i don't think they were no there's no cameras on the inside okay i don't think but in any case like nobody was monitoring them i'm sure like even if there were cameras that's like that's like evidence for after you're dead kind of cameras but yeah you can go outside anytime

you wanted to throughout the day you can go to the track or the shitty weightlifting area or there's like a gazebo outside or the library or really anywhere you just kind of walk around go to the phones okay yeah i don't know why i was so sure that you only went outside at certain time like you know

your yard yard time yeah that's so funny on big herx videos he sells a pre-workout like a pre-workout um like a pre-workout mix. And he advertises it at the end of his videos. And it's like, what is this? What's the slogan? It's like, convict pre-workout. Get your yard time in. And it slaps onto the screen.

I'm just like, who's buying Big Hcs workout pre-workout and like maybe people who want pre-workout and just really like him i i wonder how that stuff gets created right like let's say taylor makes a fitness channel does some person work out and say you know what we need to slap a murka durka label on this pre-existing pre-workout drink and we'll sell well i talked to derrick about that you know for more plates more dates because he has his own like um brand of products and he was really specific about the stuff he wanted in them i'm sure there's like a generic like yeah this is the energy blend it's what's in everything you just put your name on this and your label and we'll sell it but i think in his

case he like he was really specific about what he wanted and he um most people aren't subject matter experts at the level that more plates more dates is yeah that's very true um did you see have you seen big herx porn no so i was an actual porn yeah he's done a lot of porn um so i was watching one of his videos i don't know what it was but but it he answers like viewer comments and like letters and stuff and he prints them out on a piece of paper so he's got the piece of paper and he's always outside wearing a wife beater all swole talking about what somebody wrote. And I guess somebody brought up his porn and he was like, a lot of y'all writing in saying,

making fun of my penis, saying, big hurt. I thought you a big dude. You swole. I thought you'd have a big old pee pee. You're making fun of my pee pee. Like my pee pee ain a big dude. You swole. I thought you'd have a big old pee-pee. You're making fun of my pee-pee. Like my pee-pee ain't big enough. Sound like you gay to me. Why are you looking at my pee-pee? Why aren't you looking at the female? And I'm thinking like, I mean.

You look. I'm looking at everything, Big Herc. There's two people on camera and one of them's you. And the camera was on your cock for a good solid two minutes straight while you tried to get hard with those eight cock rings on there. And then like that woman was clearly, I mean, you've got the physique to really lay a pounding down, but he would have the smallest penis in this little group we've got going on right here.

I would bet solid money on it. Big Herx barely got, he's got maybe five inches and not a lot of girth i like to imagine that taylor actually got up because he couldn't stand big hurt penis talk but i think he's actually got something going on it couldn't possibly be that yeah no it couldn't possibly be that but if you just like google search big herc porn that'll get you right into like a porn hub like video of him like banging some skeezy stripper lady well i'm curious i'll check out his penis yeah not impressed and and i would have never found it if he hadn't mentioned it on his own show this drys and effect yeah that'll get you that'll get you that's uh that's brian callendon i would have never known about his accusations

shouldn't have said a word he's not a big enough celebrity that you'd ever even hear about they're not running that shit on cnn when you're in the hot seat it feels like the whole world's thinking about you yeah and uh in reality no you're just the center of your world and most people are not thinking about you yeah you know there's some give and take to that but brian cowan is like a super tiny celebrity at the end of the day like he's known as like like like the little mma community and that's it yeah it's i have a hard time putting my arms around how big the jre show is it's pretty big it's the biggest show there is right and i think it's the biggest like i think you said

it right it's not the biggest podcast it's not the biggest youtube channel it it's is there a bigger show on earth right i don't know that there's a bigger movie on earth i think that if you told me more people have watched a jre snippet than end game or better yet, all the Marvels combined, I'd be like, yeah, I bet Jerry has more views than the whole Marvel series. I mean,

like, like he does two or three of those things a week, right? Like, yeah, his most recent, not his most recent one, but the one he did last week with post Malone is 9 million views,

you know? And, and like, he's just going to keep cranking those out. he did one with deborah so the other day and they talked about like sex research and she's also like in a remote location so it's only got a million views but it went up yesterday a million's a lot the other guy was 900 grand or no nine million oh my post malone was nine million oh okay uh yeah every so often joe has a guest who's not a good enough speaker and that is i never think joe fails to do his job but you can only go so far with a bad

guest um he has one who's a cia guy who seems to get a lot of views and i'm like oh i'm interested in his take on this topic and then seven minutes in i'm like what the fuck are you even talking about do you have a point can you get to it i was so annoyed when bob lazar was on all right like that guy is that guy the ufo guy like like oh he was having a headache and it's just like well the fuck man like like i don't think bob lazar has a lot going on his bob lazar just annoyed me for, for a half a dozen different reasons. And there's somebody else that,

that was just really annoying. Oh, the other day he had on those two guys and they were talking about skin Walker ranch and like aliens and all sorts of like nonsense. And, uh, they're talking about how there's cattle mutilations on this ranch. And, uh, Rob was like, are there any photos of this? You know, he's being likeilations on this ranch and uh robert's like

are there any photos of this you know he's being like a normal human being like he's not going like wow that's crazy he's like so you have any pictures or proof he's like oh yeah oh yeah we do like because because they're and they're describing this cattle mutilation like something that's completely unnatural like oh yeah there's these surgical cuts and they're describing this timeline where it happened in like 30 minute period and there's no blood on the ground and uh and he's like you got any pictures of this stuff and they show the pictures and it's like rose like yeah it looks like coyotes got at it i'm looking at it like yeah coyotes got at that that's exactly what happened there it's it's a

fucking calf that died because calves don't always live they just die and coyotes will kill calves and the and the fucking coyotes ate it. You can tell. The fucking scavengers got it, this dead calf, and they ate it. Yeah. Both you and Rogan would have some subject matter expertise on that. I get it.

Yeah. He puts out a good show. He does a good job. He's the best. He is the best. I love it. He's moving to Texas, you know. I thought Colorado. Texas. puts on a good show he does a good job oh he's the best he is the best i love it he's moving to texas you know i thought colorado uh texas okay okay unless something changed very recently i know because my information is like two years old so yeah i would think colorado too because the weed and the hunt is quite illegal that's where he vacations to hunt well texas has so much hunting like maybe not the kind that he's into like that that mountainous like elk and um like hiking hunting or something yeah like i picture him climbing with

his hands and his feet over the steep embanks to get to the fucking golem going up a mountain every every the tip of every finger is like a big toad kind of hands uh yeah he he um my guess is he moves to austin that seems like more his style and i doubt they prosecute marijuana crimes there austin is a is a cool fucking city shout out anybody from austin uh listening right now i love fucking austin texas is completely different from anywhere else in texas It's completely different from anywhere else in Texas. Okay. Very cool, like hippie, kind of trendy party town.

It reminded me a lot of Athens, Georgia, but with cowboy hats. It was great. I've only been to Dallas. I've been all over. I like Dallas. Dallas is the big city. Houston is very nice, too. Houston's probably my favorite place to like actually have Houston's bigger than Dallas

Yeah Houston's my favorite place to spend Like a few days in because there's lots of nice restaurants Lots of nice hotels lots of ladies But Austin is just Such a cool party town like I met up there With like a I think I did That thing I would always do when I traveled into a new city Like hey on Twitter

And Facebook I'm going to be in Austin tonight. Anyone in Austin? And like 8,000 men are like, me! And like four women are like, me! And I'm just like, reply to these four. Not the other. No, not the other 8,000. And I don't remember exactly how it happened but one way or another

it turned out that the girl that i had replied back to had a boyfriend and uh and so she showed up with her boyfriend and two more dudes and they all wore like fucking fps russia t-shirts and so i stayed in character all fucking night me my dad my friend and scott like and and um how did your dad stay in character no i'm in character nobody else has to be in character this is the people he's with you have to be like yes this is my dad no attention that's the best part so like obviously if if i'm dimitri then he's not dad. He works for me or he works with me. And so there's this point where like, and we're all getting drunker by the minute because like, this is like the, I think it's called sixth street and it's just bar after bar,

after bar, after bar, there's nothing in between. It's, it's 30 bars in a row or some shit. So we're just going to hit every fucking bar and there's live music and everyone. It's really cool. And so we're in like our third bar or something like that. And I've gone to get fucking bar. There's live music in every one. It's really cool. We're in our third bar or something like that. I've gone to get drinks and my dad's getting a little drunk too. He's sitting there with the fans

and he says to them, I hate that fucking Russian. He doesn't pay us worth a damn. You know what? I'm thinking about this. I'd just like to knock him the fuck out. When he comes back over and sits down, I think I'm just going to cold cock him.

I think I'm just going to knock him the fuck out. And dad's telling me this story later on. He's like, no, he'll kill you. Do you know he has KGB contacts? Don't do it. He'll kill you. Is that the one who let you sleep with his girl for a hat? I thought that's where the story was going.

Did I make this up? What's that? Did you sleep with someone's girl in exchange for an FPS Russia hat? Oh, my friend did. Ah, okay. Yeah, my friend did. Ah, okay. Yeah, my friend did. I think that was a cuckold situation now that that's become a thing that people know about.

But at the time, it just made no sense to me that I had signed a hat for somebody, and now my friend was fucking the guy's girlfriend, and the guy was dropping the girlfriend off to be fucked. It just boggled my mind at the time. I couldn't wrap my head around it because she was hot and he was not. None of it made sense to me. I was just so confused. But that was in Lexington, Kentucky when that happened.

Now it makes sense. Close enough to Alabama. Close. Well, yeah. Well, yeah, it's but but so I was in fucking character all night with these fucking four goobers who love me, apparently. So thank you, goobers, for buying me all that alcohol. But I just got so fucking drunk that night and Scott got drunk and we had to drag him away from the bar. My cousin literally had to drag him back to the hotel.

It was becoming a problem. I think he wanted to fight somebody or he was after a girl or something like that but dad had also gotten some kind of an altercation where like he was flirting with a woman and she was with another girl who had a boyfriend and like he didn't like dad talking to the friend of his girlfriend or something like that so now he's talking about fighting that guy and i just want to go back to the fucking hotel this seems like a lot of shit to keep track of it's some it was just some real shenanigans there was a lot going on everybody was fucking shit face drunk because these fans were just buying so so so much alcohol everything was free and we went to like literally 15 or 20 bars but but i'll never forget that dad was like

that so i told him i was like i. So I told him, I was like, I think I'm just going to knock him the fuck out when he comes back over here and sit down. He's like, that guy got all wide-eyed. No, don't do it. He'll kill you. He'll kill you. He's, you know how dangerous he is.

He's a KGB asset. I mean, there's no reason for him not to think that. Couple hits. A couple hits. Not to them. Not to them. You know me. Oh, so I read an article. Who's first in line for the COVID-19 vaccine?

Not me. I thought it was interesting. Like, they have a bunch of people they're they're throwing out there uh so one thing oh and by the way that the sort of whole crux of it was that you might not like the answer so there's a lot of reasons somebody might get in the front they might hand out it handed out by geography to some extent right like right i don't know right now but you know say florida's a hot spot maybe florididians get priority over New Yorkers because that's where the problem is right now. Black people are dying from this at a rate that's higher than white people.

Don't know why. I don't know if it's blackness, if it's health care or whatever it is. Because black people live in cities more. You know, like obviously higher population density. It'd be interesting to see if it's independent geography right yeah just african-americans just die more it's not gonna be independent of geography it's obviously because black people tend to live in cities you got a lot of friends that die of sickle cell no do you no because i have a lot of black friends

like there i i i'm not knowledgeable enough to name them but there are i don't know why though they watch the show and then there are uh races that are more susceptible to different problems so like for whatever reason people aren't exactly the same you know relative well that is the thing like black people have like different heart medication than white people because of some like heart thing that black people get that white people don't get as often. That's just medicine. Okay, yeah, yeah. So there are differences, right?

Men and women, not exactly the same. All the races, not exactly the same. Maybe we give out COVID vaccine based on those differences. Maybe it's based on geography. Do we give it out based on job? You might say healthcare workers are in the front, which is a reasonable thing. you know like you might say health care workers are in the front which is a reasonable thing but the one article i read said hey health care workers are actually so well taken care of with is it called ppe the personal protection stuff yeah that um they're actually not getting sick

like you'd think they are because they're walking around like nuclear technicians almost so i was right it's uh independent geography these are rates per 100,000. These are deaths of white people compared to black people throughout various age groups. Let's just start at the ones that are easy to click on. 65 to 74 years old. It's 200 black, 38 white. At 75 to 84, 443 black, 120 white. At 75 to 84, 443 black, 120 white. Maybe it plays on, like, the virus itself plays on respiratory issues that black people are predisposed to. Even at young ages, it's like three to four times as many.

It's 10 to 1. At 35 to 45 years old, it's 10 to 1. Is that a thing, Taylor, that you've heard of before? Respiratory? Yeah, like there are, well, heart issues are the big one I've heard. Is that one I've heard, yeah. Black people definitely have different heart issues than white people. Why wouldn't we? We evolved for hundreds of

thousands of years apart. Why wouldn't it? There'd be different problems. And so, yeah, black people have heart problems that white people don't have. And white people different problems and so yeah black people have heart problems that that white people don't have and white people have problems that black people don't have but it seems to be that that is fucking up a lot of the black community unfortunately so yeah anyway the how they give out covid vaccine is a topic that people are trying to figure out now because the vaccine

could be out like in four months or something yeah i think they should give it to uh health care workers that should be your first priority and um no first you give it to prisoners to make sure it works actually i kind of like that i don't like that no Don't worry, Snow. I will let him use you like a lab rat. You give this to any and all patients or prisoners who are in there for greater than 60 days. How about that? So that's funny. But like age might be a consideration to give it out to old people first. I read that this vaccine, and I didn't realize a lot of vaccines are like this, less effective on fat people.

That's true yeah i i didn't know that and my immediate thought was how fat it's just because of mass like that the the drug percentage are we talking here like you know like if you don't look fat from like collarbone up are you okay so uh but you know do you maybe just be like okay fatty this barely works on you anyway we're giving this over to skinny mini i'm not sure give me two right uh i said age i said race a geography um do we just follow the american way and give it out based on ability to pay? Like, that's a thing. Oh, I like that.

What about retail workers? Is Frontline workers? All the essential workers, you know. Do we give it out to those guys first? Not the cops. You know what? I'm bored with that, too. I like how Kyle's like, yeah, we definitely don't want to give it to

jails because that's mean and we don't want to give it to cops because fuck cops. Yeah, I don't want to test it on anyone. It should already be tested. What if we test it on cops? Oh, I'd love that. Now we're fighting common ground.

Now we're on the same fucking page right now. Test it on cops. But let me administer. Maybe Now we're on the same fucking page right now. Test it on cops. But let me administer. Maybe it's through the doses anyway. Yeah, I think they should probably give it to the healthcare workers. And then the people who are most at risk. The older age groups definitely need it.

This thing isn't killing children. It's not killing people in their 20s. It's killing in their 70s 80s 90s especially so i'm kind of on the kids one of the problems with kids is they can spread it right so like you said if a guy's seven years old he's probably not going to get very hurt by it but he is very likely to get it because he's in school right that's the perfect place for transmission for something like this he's going to bring it home so maybe but there's want that kid to not bring it home make him vaccinated in an ideal world like that would be great if we had an infinite number of doses like maybe we start with the kids but if they're limited there's a whole lot fewer old people than there are eight-year-olds i'm just trying to prevent an outbreak that would be the thought process you know like too late for that it's too late for that shit no i think you gotta

give to the people who who are gonna who might die next month if they don't get it today the the herman canes of the world who literally got it and was and were dead 30 days yeah i i thought it was an interesting moral quandary right there's no yeah and you know like i here is an interesting moral quandary i think the life of a seven-year-old is maybe more valuable than the life of a 77 year old no i don't i don't i don't i don't do that i think they're all equally valuable uh well depending on race of course but i think they're all equally valuable uh i would put it on myself like age goes if i was 77 and they said woody you were the seven-year-old gets it i'd be like take me i'm done it's been cool it's been a

great ride this guy's barely started fuck that no really if he gets it if he gets it he gets the fucking sniffles if i get it you're burying there you're burying me in september no thanks that is true it's not the equal outcome i had this like hostage situation if the ship's going down that's one thing yeah right if i'm 75 and the ship's going down put little timmy in the life raft now i can dog paddle a little you know like it'll be all right i i it's maybe it's my time but i mean i mean you know you and i both have older parents like i'm sure we would want them to get it before ourselves just just it just makes more sense because i think i'd survive it i think you'd survive it i think i think all of us would you know we're relatively healthy individuals of who have enough

money to like rest and get some vitamins in us or whatever the fuck we need to do. My dad's in his mid-60s and your parents are even older. 70s. It might not go well for them. They need it. They need that vaccine. I want it though. If they were like, go to CVS tomorrow,

$150, they'll jab you in the arm and you'll get it. I'm down. But I'm looking at the machine that needs to be in place to get 300 million Americans vaccinated. They don't even have the vials to put 300 million. They don't have 300 million vials to put vaccine in. They don't have like the health care workers required to administer it would be an army. They need this.

They need the option to self administer this thing. I think, I think you need to be able to order this. I think you need to order it off the internet, have it delivered to your door. Hey Amazon. And I, I can,

I can inject it myself. I'm sure it's intermuscular. Just put it in your deltoid and you're done. Yeah. Oh, in your delt. Oh, I don't like, where would you want to inject it? You, you gotta, you're done. Yeah. Put it in your deltoid.

I don't like that. Where would you want to inject it? You're going to do an intravenous? I mean, I think it needs to be intramuscular anyway. If I had to pick an intramuscular area, it would be thigh. I was going to say quad, same place, yeah. Is that where it goes in your thigh? Yeah, right in your quad. Yeah, it would go in your upper quad, like by your hip pocket.

But you need a bigger needle if you're doing that, if you're trying to get intramuscular. You can get intramuscular in your deltoid with an insulin syringe. Really? Yep. Oh. The deltoid just being this? Yeah.

Yeah. Just little. Someone's not watching more plates, more dates. Yeah. You can do like a 29-gauge needle. Wouldn't hurt at all. Not more plates, more dates. You've got to be watching Jujimufu.

Yes. Yeah. Yes. gauge needle wouldn't hurt at all not more plates more dates you got to be watching juji mufu yes yeah yes i wanted to ask you to move if he was on any gear when i was like i think people don't ask that i think he's been he's said before he's not but he's also outrageously huge like you see kyle have you watched some videos of him actually doing stuff with his shirt off he is enormous i've seen him shirtless he's incredibly ripped and like 10 body fat or something like that so um people who use gear look like him yeah my guess is he's on something for sure uh but but you know who knows maybe he's just got an incredible work ethic like no other human being who exists like people that look like that generally are on something if nothing else like some sort of trt or that something they're calling trt which is really several hundred milligrams a

week you know what i like is i like this new trend where we can rip on people for using supplements like that. And I'll just be like, no, this is the all natural bod. This is the bod you get when you lift really heavy five or six times a week. And that's it. You lift heavy and you eat a lot. Taylor might not know because I talked about it on PK. I hurt my back. I hurt my back doing nothing. And I have had been so good i've been working out again i had been like i don't know i basically i think it was juju actually he was like you know i'm just doing

something every day he's doing two days and stuff and i was like all right fuck it no more zero days if it's 11 50 and i haven't touched a weight i'm busting out like you know 20 push-ups and 10 pull-ups or just like something something good fucking day no zero days oh they go well hang on don't don't praise him yet that's the wheels came off the tracks it's kind of i don't think it's related but you guys can judge for yourselves you know i was like i don't know 14 days into this or so and i'm feeling good i'm feeling good and i'm almost feeling proud right just because it's fucking no zero days and i'm sticking to it i'm handling the recyclables so in my house we get this like leaning tower piece of like boxes and shit and then i finally catch up which means

break them down put them in the trash can take the rest and burn them i'm just making all these trips to the fire pit to burn them and uh boxes like fall off the top so you bent over 50 times i hurt my back a lot i'm like crippled now i i can hardly get out of bed i can hardly stay i tried to carry a plate with food on it and i'm like golland you're gonna have to do this i need every like handrail next to the stairs i'm uh I'm actually getting better. I feel like my last two days have been better than the days before. But the back pain is so bad. And you know how you hurt this part of your forearm and you're like,

you never really realized how often I use that. No one says that about your back. It's intuitively obvious how often. It's how much you use your back. You use your back constantly.'s intuitively obvious how everyone knows how much you use your back you use your back constantly everything hurts go ahead i would say it's one of the most important parts of the body you're gonna love this taylor okay what did the doctor call the injury old man back he fucking called it old man back six or eight times during the conversation he said the term old man back

yeah i went to um do you remember what it was called was it doctors on demand or something some website you go to a doctor. Yeah, I don't remember yours. Mine's ZocDoc. That's the one I like to use, but I don't recall yours. Yeah, it wasn't that one, but I'm sure it was comparable. So I basically did an online doctor. So it was a pretty neat experience.

I heard enough that like getting an appointment, first of all, do you get it right away? And second, like getting into a car and all do you get it right away and second like getting into a car and driving and walking and sitting in a waiting room all that stuff seemed unattractive to me and a friend of mine had done like an online doctor and got a muscle relaxant for his back pain which was kind of what i had in my head so uh i meet with the guy. We do a video conference. And I just sort of lay out like who I am, how old I am, and how I heard it. And just super quickly, lifting boxes didn't hurt very much at the time. There was no like catastrophic like owl type thing. It was like, oh, it's hurting. Two out of 10. But I powered through it and kept making it worse. I powered through it and kept making it worse. Two hours later, after everything's done, it's like a four out of 10. It's a tension grabbing.

And then by that night, I'm like nine out of 10 pain. Like it's really concerning. It's a big, big deal. And so it wasn't like a motorcycle accident or something. It just slowly came on. So I lay that out there. He says, I'm also relaxing. It's not going to help me. He's

like, you haven't said anything about spasms. And I'm like, no, I, that doesn't really, I will if I need to though, if I thought it would help, you know, he even like offered to prescribe it. He's like, I can prescribe it. Like it's not an addictive thing. It's not a thing that people go for, but, uh, you know, if you want it, you can have it, but it's not going to help you. So that didn't seem attractive. And, uh, basically we, uh, my ibuprofen, but the experience of doing an online doctor was a totally positive one. He seemed really qualified. I liked that he was about my age. I liked that he had had two back surgeries. Lucky me. This is a guy who like has experienced what's going on. And, uh, uh, he basically just set me up, gave me some

exercises, advised a lot more ibuprofen than I was taking, and I'm starting to feel better. That's where I am. But if you ever get sick and you're like, I don't know, not dragging your ass to an actual in-person doctor, try the online thing. Because from the time I clicked on the website to actually was video conferencing with a person was less than 15 minutes that's cool so that's a big it was fairly cheap even with even though you think you might have messed up your insurance a little bit like 75 bucks is yes yeah i paid 75 dollars and i i have blue cross blue shield but it turns out when you go to the place, there's like, no exaggeration,

like 60 Blue Cross Blue Shields. And I felt like I chose it wrong or something. Yep. Do we agree on that? Yeah, definitely. All right. I think we're going to call it a wrap there. PKA 503. Are there any...

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