Painkiller Already - PKA 524 - FPS Russia Behind the Scenes, Wonder Woman 1984, Female Bodybuilders

Episode Date: January 5, 2021

All right. PKA 524. No guests tonight, just the boys. It's New Year's Eve as we record this, Taylor. Yes, it is. This episode of PKA is brought to you by SmartMouth, Squarespace, and Goat.com. We'll hear a lot more about them later. But for now, it's just the, you know, it's the 31st as we're recording this.

Everybody else out partying it up, and we're here slaving away. Kyle, what were you mouthing during the intro i knew it uh we were talking but so so midi was uh was streaming while we were playing rust today and uh someone asked hey what's the guest tonight and i was like no guest tonight you know it's uh it's new year's eve no guest tonight who wants to take bets that woody says just the boys tonight i was in my own universe i thought he was twisting or complimenting me on my ability to say 524 without fucking it up this week it's quite i mean you also nailed that three-digit number too i'm proud of you on both that's's a big number, yeah. What do you win?

What do you win for your Just the Boys bet? Just pride? I don't win anything. No one took the bet. It was more of a joke. That's okay. I think we should make some bets for the new year. As we get a little deeper in the show, maybe we come up some, you know,

this or that will happen in the coming. We have to reset our death tools for one. Because you won. Oh, that's right. That's why we have to reset them. We have to reset because we can't pick any of the same ones. That's not fair. And also, I forgot entirely who we all picked.

So we may very well pick the same people. I'm going to pick Leslie Nielsen. No, he's already dead. Cheatery. But if I could get you to agree to that, that's an instant win. This is why I don't want to pick Leslie Nielsen. No, he's already dead. Cheats, cheatery. Say, but if I, but if I could get you to like agree to that, that's an instant. This is why I don't want to do it.

Kyle picks these people who are like, first of all, he knows every celebrity and their health status. So he's like, this guy actually just had a stroke. Listen, and then he's 97 years old and it's not his first stroke. And he's my pick that Sean Connery pick, that guy was in the ICU when Kyle

picked him. This is a bunch of bullshit. Would he agree to Sean Connery? Is Sean Connery even who you won with? I thought you won with the game show guy. It wasn't. I actually won with Alex Trebek. Yeah. I was like,

we're all throwing names out there and I knew knew the man had cancer, of course. But Taylor was like, doesn't he have cancer? And Taylor's like, yeah, but it's still fair because this and that and this and that. And I'm like, what Taylor said. And everybody agreed to it. I don't remember being that stupid. I don't remember being that stupid. You were the guy who co-signed. And Woody was like, I guess if they both think Alex Trebek is fair, but isn't he writing his last will and testament

daily on that show? Isn't he signing off every time, seemingly for the last time? That's how it was. Was he doing it up to the end where every single episode was like, Alex Trebek, signing off. And then the next day it's like, Hey,

we made it. Yeah. I don't know. I, you shouldn't be able to pick like Terry Shivo is they're debating whether or not they pull her plug for a death pool. They need to be not currently dying. Yeah.

But I also don't know celebrities names very well and I don't know their health statuses. So that puts me and Woody, I think at a distinct disadvantage. I mean, dying. Yeah, but I also don't know celebrities' names very well, and I don't know their health statuses. So that puts me and Woody, I think, at a distinct disadvantage. I mean, it's not like I got my finger on the literal pulse of sick celebrities or anything. I just happened to know that that was a very ill celebrity. Yeah, well, I'm going to be honest. Some celebrities just have led or are continuing to lead those really those really unhealthy lifestyles and it's you know that's a good bet i don't know if it's a bad idea it would be fun if we could do more picks and make them all under 50 right so we could have like six picks each no duplicates and they all

have to be under 50 right so then you're picking okay rock stars, mountain climbers. I might pick a – is it okay for me to pick an acrobatic paragliding pilot? Is he a celebrity enough? But like you get the idea. Frankly, no. Well, okay. I didn't know. Like Alex Hernald, you know him.

He's like one of the guys I have in my head. I'm going to be honest with you. I have no idea who Alex Hernald is. He free soloed El Capitan. I bet you've seen his stuff. Oh, that guy. Okay, okay, okay. I don't know him by name. I knew his name was Alex, but I couldn't recall his last name.

The Autistic Mountain Climber. Yes. That is the guy. And I'm about 90% right on his name. That could be close, but off. I think you're fairly close. Yeah, yeah. Anyway.

That guy's pretty cool i i found i found the winning ticket here i'm just gonna pick all of the ex-nflers who have cte see this is fun right i like nflers with cte um shit justin bieber seems to be that woman set him straight but someone like like Justin Bieber, you know? Was he ever a wild child with, like, heroin? Yeah, he was, like, throwing eggs at his neighbor's houses and doing drugs and shit like that. Whoa!

Walk on the wild side! No, he was... Hey, man! Take a walk on the wild side. No, but... They call that the gateway prank. That is... You're throwing eggs,

and then you're burning people's houses down. He was on drugs, driving on cocaine and all. I don't remember cocaine. First of all, cocaine is... Right after they legalized marijuana, cocaine's got about 25 years until it's legal. They're already legalizing it in Colombia.

Apparently, buying the cocaine from the cartels down there is far more cheaper uh than actually fighting against them like if they took the budget that they're using to like fight against the drug cartels and just bought all their cocaine then they save money so that would just encourage them to increase their supply right they're manufacturing more than they're already making they're at maximum effort already like they can't make any more coke than they're already making like cocaine's not a big deal it's it's it's a fucking it's a it's a red bull it's a red bull have you ever done cocaine it's kyle's i mean no

no i wouldn't talk i wouldn't say I've done cocaine, per se. Roger that. No one would, per se. And your suspicion is that it's not that extreme? Two out of three of us here haven't done cocaine and still think that Adderall is stronger. Like, no! You think Adderall is stronger than cocaine?

Adderall is 100% stronger than cocaine. Is that why the kids are smashing it up and snorting it that you can you know you you don't you don't get associated with the cartel when you take some adderall and your doctor will give it to you and it costs seven dollars a bottle wait so taylor you also have a lack of experience with cocaine per se i i actually do yeah oh wait i'm not sure i'm getting a little lost in this you're meant to you're meant to be lost in the quagmire yeah no but when he said it was actually that threw me off it was like i actually do that wait fuck wait i thought we hadn't said i thought we were on this couple negative wait wait two out of three of us actually have no experience with cocaine yes that's could it be more clear

yes what we're saying is that woody does a lot of cocaine yeah that's if you're not reading between the lines ah there goes my cnb there's like There's like 500 guys out there with personality disorders who are like really confused right now and can't figure this one out. That's how Woody will, you know, start to get tired right around the end of our, our two, I guess,

you know, around the hour three mark, you pop out for a second, come back in a little sniffle, but you're rip roaring to go. Yep. Right. The only downside is cocaine makes me interrupt people.

So you can tell when I'm using it. Yeah, like all the fucking time. It's an issue. For decades now. You think that's his original nose? No, he bought that one off Artie Lang. It's like number three.

Alright, do we want to work on this death pool now? do we want to go right into it frankly i know this you know this might not be a popular opinion with even those who are listening right now but maybe we do it next week when we've all had a little time to do some research because otherwise i feel like what's going to happen is we're going to sit here each of us googling yeah that's true i don't know that's not good content so maybe next week we each prepare a list and and try to hit like 12 or 15 to avoid duplicates maybe. Are we going to do the under 50 rule?

Under 50, not currently dying, right? We want people living a bad lifestyle. Under 50 and they don't have any terminal illnesses or potentially terminal. They don't have cancer. They don't have AIDS. Like Magic Johnson is out you never know when that when that that blender full of money that he injects into his ass every day is going to stop fighting the hiv also over 50 that's a healthy man i would i wouldn't want him in my pool he just looks so healthy he just seems like he's

killing it like he's gonna outlive me he just looks like he knows what he's what he's doing good genetics but yeah i i i love the death pool i like doing the death pool uh but i think maybe we get our ducks in a row for next week plus that is the first show of the new year throw the picks out then that way we don't spend literally 20 minutes of each of us like yeah i don't know there's this one guy who drives motorcycles yeah yeah maybe now right like keanu reeves right he's apparently a motorcycle enthusiast or uh ewan mcgregor right they could they could eat it what are you nailing these celebrity names what are you who's the star of home alone mccauley culkin god damn the man's on point it's the cocaine it gives me a mental clarity he did two bumps tonight

no I've been dude they drill me with the when I live stream which hasn't been much lately they're always asking me who the star of Home Alone is this is actually something I train like three times a week on who is the Indian comedian from Parks and Rec oh there's no saying I don't

If we keep doing this we could make you a fucking genius If you're just shamed into learning stupid facts, it's not Aziz Azhar right? It's something harder than that. You're close Aziz Oh, sorry Aziz on sorry Yeah, yeah think of I'm sorry about but i'm sorry yeah so it's like that's a different yeah close though you know i used to do that in high school a lot like just think of this and then remember it's not that and then i have another rule for some other topic just think of this and it's that and i'm like i'm getting these a little mixed up to be honest like yeah a little mnemonic device i had i remember this kid and like like third grade or whatever grade it is you're young when

you have to memorize all the states and the capitals and he had like 250 word sentences that he like picked and remembered like which word went with because like it's not like the states are like one two three four five six seven eight nine like they're not listed like that so he had to remember like the wonky way that he said it and he was like it's an easy peasy thing you just write you know a little curly haired boy wants to go to the store and he doesn't want to come home until the movie is done and he saw the line before time five and like the whole way and he's like that's how you know everything and then you just say the second sentence and i'm like just memorize the capitals it's like, that's how you know everything? And then you just say the second sentence. And I'm like, just memorize the capitals.

It's so much easier than what you're making it. That's like fifth grade too. Something like that. I'm from Georgia. That's senior year of high school. So it just depends where you are. Just the capital of this state. Oh, fuck. I knew they'd get me with one of them.

What is our capital? Athens? I know what daddy calls it. Let me just wrap that up. Some of the capitals are hard. It's never their big... It's sometimes.

It's their big capital. When it's not their big city, it's tricky. Like, I don't know. It begins with an and ends with land. Jesus. We can't give you that one. We're pretty loose, flat fast and loose with the rules on this answer.

My teacher would have done like a slow clap to something like that. I had a teacher called Mr. Mackimson who taught social studies in like ninth grade, I think, you know, first year of high school. And he made us watch, I think about eighth grade middle school.

He made us watch this, this little propaganda film called the civil war was not about slavery. You can't make this up. Yeah. And it was literally a propaganda film that he made us watch. war was not about slavery. You can't make this up. And it was literally a propaganda film that he made us watch. He was a member of the sons of Confederate veterans. And one day they had a civil war reenactment that we all had to attend outside. And I just remember sitting there with my black friend and being like,

how do you feel about this? He's like, at least we ain't got to go to class. There was nothing better than a movie at school. It could be the dumbest movie and it was still better. This was a real life reenactment. This was a Civil

War reenactment that happened out behind the football field. Oh, wow. How many of his friends did he get to come do it? All of them. All of them. How big big reenactment is this i mean 200 300 men all dressed in period attire with the flags and the muskets fun costumes theatrics i bet they were older though a lot of not a lot of dipsy dodging sword fights and the younger ones were huge.

Like, I don't think they'd have taken you, Bill. Like, I don't know. I don't know. They looked like what you think they would look like. There's a lot of marching and not a lot of food in this time. Exactly. Like, you guys should be lean and mean. Yeah, but you're not going to give up donuts and fried chicken all year

for a three-hour play they're going to put on at the local middle school. At least I would. I've only seen that redneck shit twice in my life. Once was that day. And the second was the time I went to go visit Wings of Redemption on my own. I got like 10 miles from his house, and I looked out in a field, and there they were. They had the cannons and everything for that one. They had the muskets marching around out there and they had like both sides like facing off with the fake

cannons and all that shit that's how i knew i was getting close to myrtle beach south carolina i know it's pretend but i would want to pretend and be a member of the winning team no matter what war i was reenacting you know it would be more fun than going into, like, a World War I reenactment in, like, some battle where, like, you're like, oh, I'm a French soldier. Oh, damn it, is this the one where we get butt-fucked? Plus, they're clearly the good guys, right? One is a bunch of treasonous slave owners,

and the other are the people freeing the slaves in support of the United States of America. Yes, the average Confederate soldier, well-known, rich, land-holding slave owners. Well, I see the sarcasm, but it doesn't change that they're fighting on behalf of keeping slaves. But we're talking about the reenactment.

According to the film that Mr. Mackimson showed us, bullshit. It was about states' rights. States' rights to own slaves. Have you ever seen that Simpsons episode? Property doesn't have rights? Have you ever seen that Simpsons episode

where Apu is trying to get his citizenship and he's in there and he's... First of all, Homer gave him all the wrong ideas and he had to learn on his own. And the guy is like, all right, final question for you, Mr. Naskwita Panalan. What caused the Civil War? And he's like, oh, it is much more advanced

than what most people think. It was actually a lot of trade restrictions. And he's just, just say slavery, Mr. Panellon. Oh, slavery it is, sir. And he puts on his American flag and he has a pinwheel hat and everything. Do you remember the episode where they showed the Civil War reenactment and like the Southerners are like limping down the hill like begging for medicine and

they're all gangrenous and like the union is like they're trying to intimidate us with their with their white flags and their what do you call it when you're fucking on a their crutches we won't stand for that

and they just go massacre them all as they try to crawl away they're literally all right we're back little technical snafu there lost a few minutes my mistake it's okay thank you here's the way she goes how is stevia i've heard joe rogan talk about stevia the artificial it's like a sugar replacement and to hear rogan talk about it it's it's no sugar look well we can all admit sugar is the king of the sweet it's it tastes amazing everything else is just one wishing it was sugar but it's good for you it's zero calories it's how i don't think it's good for you i think it's just not bad for you but like it's not bad it's been popular enough now that like it probably only 18 months, two years before they come out with the study saying this stuff's bad for you too. I was just watching Greg Doucette talk about – he was responding to one of those videos that's like, 50 foods you should never eat.

And if you watch Greg Doucette, of course, he's the parrot from Iago essentially. 50 foods you should never eat. What? If you don't watch him, that's a really good impression. That's what he sounds like. You should never eat eggs! All right, now that's just nailing it. I was like, that sounds the closest.

Who does the voice of the parrot, by the way? That's what I went for. I didn't know who this guy is. He's like, I have a cookbook and you should buy it! You should just buy my cookbook. I wanted his cookbook. It's like the anabolic diet cookbook or something like that. It's the anabolic cookbook.

Have you ever made any of his shit? It's amazing. It's literally body book. How did you find out? I got the recipes if you want. I wasn't paying that. I just downloaded it off the internet. He's like everything else.

Greg just said, if you're watching this, I think i just wanted the french toast greg don't beat me up yeah me too he um he sells it for a hundred dollars and you say it's digital i didn't realize that either i think he'd sell six times as much or 20 bucks a pop all i wanted was the french toast so i wasn't gonna buy the whole cookbook french toast look use egg whites instead of whole eggs there's cinnamon there's some like uh artificial sweetener uh and uh and then he uses that mrs butterworth's uh syrup that's zero sugar so you end up with something that's just like very few carbs because it's just like four slices of bread which you want some carbs anyway and then like a ton of protein because you just soak the shit in egg whites it's good it's really good you made something from maybe

his channel and sent a picture of it a while back was that it his french toast if i sent you french toast then it was his french toast yeah must have been huh i haven't had french toast in years he eats it all the time and he's like nine percent body fat and like ripped out of his fucking mind yeah but he probably works a little harder than i do he's a little he bikes a lot and he is you know uh an if what is ifbb is that the acronym for the professional bodybuilder that would be my guess too i'm not 100 sure yeah he's a pro he's a professional bodybuilder big boys every video he talks about how great his own genetics are and it's not that he's wrong it's just that he's not modest he's like i have great genetics mine are so perfect

and you're like uh yeah true i guess but it doesn't like like when he looks like that and he's like he's like people talk about ab work i don't you think i do sit-ups you think i do ab work this is just what happens when you're lifting heavy this is stabilization of the core and he's like ripped like perfect eight pack like like perfect adonis lines like he's a huge motherfucker is he i don't know what he was he's closer to my target like um we were gonna wait we can we can go right into the juji mufu stuff right after this so you think great you said is is rather ideal let me pull you up some like full pictures of him from like i don't know if it's fair to use this competition stuff so he may have in my opinion used to have been too big but uh what he looks like now i've that would be a target for me, like a bullseye almost.

I'm waiting for pictures. I can look, too. I've got a picture. I'm just doing my slow copy-paste skills, which my friends mock endlessly. I didn't know what fucking Control-V did, and they acted like I didn't know how to wipe my own ass. Dude, control V is so useful on his website. He knows shit.

Really? You didn't know what control V was when not, it never came up. I have right clicked and click paste, you know, like, like it just never came up. I took all my computer classes.

I took, we're like learning Excel and learning word and learning like all the microsoft programs i took a class for all of them and like some accounting software i learned and like like a bunch of shit like that like cad i can i can do computer aided drafting control v was never a part of any of that education it just wasn't you know control c right next to it right that's of course yeah let's go through guys this is a good for the other half this is a good this is a good time of course yeah let's go through guys this is good for the other half this is a good this is a good time for the show let's go through all the common how about you alt f4 right now let's see i hope he does alt f4 right now let's see let's let's see

kyle let's uh what's alt F. I don't know what alt F is. Do you mean control F? No, alt F file menu options in the current program. Oh, not as useful. What's control a do Kyle? Another handy one. I don't know any of these.

I know, I know how to copy paste. I know how to like close the program. I know how to bring up task manager. That's all. Selects all. And I find it super handy when I need to like, like, let's say I type something in a cell and it's the wrong place. I just control a backspace. I'm sorry.

Executive decision here. We're no longer doing. I'm not going to let this happen. We haven't even gotten to control left and right. You can jump a full word. I'm scrolling all the way i don't know i think i think people are gonna like this so i think greg doucette is bigger than i would want to be if even if i had that magic switch that says look like this i think that's

bigger than i would want to be oh yeah he's just and you know this image i just sent you here like like that's that's like peak greg doucette probably he would probably be like i don't know a year before that i was at the big boy nationals and i look much better but like this is a little this is a little much um it's just it is a little much have you ever seen a bodybuilder who looked like he was like hung as fuck like don't they like i'm not picking on greg here i'm from arnold to like all the guys it It is a little much. Have you ever seen a bodybuilder who looked like he was like hung as fuck? Like, don't they? Like, I'm not picking on Greg here.

From Arnold to like all the guys, it always seems like they've got a really small package. I'm curious as to what position his dick is in right there, right? Because it. Okay, yeah. Let's take a look. If he has no balls and it's down and up like a U, he's okay. Hold on. That's only okay if it's down and up like a U, he's okay. Hold on. That's only okay if it's tucked into his asshole.

Like, I don't know what's going on there. It looks like he's got... I don't know what's going on. Okay, so the bottom part, the nutsack, traditionally. Now this top looks like... What is that left bump on the top part? I'm looking at a video. It's super current. It's from literally today.

And he's a little bigger in this video than he is in my memory. He's... Damn it. He keeps putting alpha whatever his name is on I don't know he looks pretty good in that you guys flip around this same video that I'm flipping around on yeah and again like well

he looks good all the time I bet they dehydrate your cocks I feel like he got a pump on and put on his of course his tank top for this video right like he might look like a slightly backed off version of this pump on and put on his of course his tank top for this video. He might look like a slightly backed off version of this without a pump. Do you think?

Or is this just straight up? It could be. That may just be what he looks like. He's such low body fat that this might just be what he looks like. Although he's got a home gym steps away from this so if he wanted to he could have cranked out some fucking curls or something to like get a little bit of a pump going to get a little more vascular i don't know either way he's impressive as fuck it's just a

little more than i would aspire to give the people listening a few seconds of his voice so they know how good our accents are it's like when you go to the bar and you're sweating and all the guys we all know this and we're this guy's freaking coaching he's great um he's close enough to Gilbert you know what the best part about that voice is that's a character you know that's not his voice right like that's as much what Greg Doucette sounds like as my FBS Russia voice is what I sound like i had no idea i am like the many people that thought you were russian or go back to his like oh yeah and okay like even in like the video i watched yesterday about 50 foods you should never eat he's like oh he's like these are the 50 oh did i bump my camera oh is it is it centered on my face honey honey come help like He's not trying to hide, but that's his exasperated YouTube voice.

He's just stressed out, stressing you out with his exasperated character voice. But he has a normal voice that's pleasant to listen to. Yeah, you go back. I just went back and found a video from May 23, 2011. And it's him posing before powerlifting nationals and he's talking just like soft-spoken, normal-voiced guy.

I completely thought that he hit the genetic lottery except for that voice. I'm listening to him now from seven years ago. I am BB Pro and pound for pound world's strongest bodybuilder i'm going to be

competing do you think gilbert godfrey is like that or every night he gets home and he's like ah yes this sucks you know it's not you know um you know derrick paid uh gilbert godfrey to mock greg doucette right no i didn't know that over Yeah, over on Cameo. He literally hired Gilbert Gottfried to mock Greg Doucette. It's really funny. Are Derek and Greg Doucette's channels rivals a bit in this space? Yeah, very much so. I would think that they are frenemies. You know what I mean?

I think that they've gone back and forth on some like topics before, like disagreeing. I think one of the main ones was whether you need to cycle off of a growth hormone or not. Like memory serves me. Um, but, but yeah,

I, they're, they're definitely in the exact, in the same circles. They do the same kinds of videos, the, the natty or not shit, that sort of thing.

Okay. I'm still coming to grips. I can't, I, I'm just like the people who thought you were Russian. Wow. Smart, wonderful people.

Smart, wonderful people who still subscribe by the thousands every day. Nothing wrong with it. Nothing wrong with it at all. You said this to bring up Jujie and Tom. Woody, do you have pictures offhand? because you had some stuff to it won't take long yeah find them man yeah i'll set it up if you want uh we were

discussing like before the show you know things we'd like want to talk about tonight um and one of them was who had the more ideal body type like right now juji or tom and uh you know juji is just jacked out of his mind like like fucking juiced out of his mind huge power lifting borderline professional bodybuilder look and tom has done this like year-long transformation where he looks a lot like and i like brad pitt from fight club you know like he's got almost that level of like shreddedness going on but not a lot of muscle like less than brad pitt even in fight club and i don't know i don't know like it's pretty interesting so um yeah and i guess like like i'll say it goes to which is the target right like if you had to

pick one of their bodies of course probably somewhere in the middle is what you really really really want yeah you know definitely so but but that's not the game right the game is you have to pick which one you want to be and tom if you guys don't know so we had tom and juji on the show taylor you may not know. Tom has gone through this inspiring transformation. He calls it a one-year body transformation, but at the start of this video is June. That's six months ago. And he looks like a before picture six months ago.

And to know what he looks like right now, like, dude, this looks good. Here, i'll show you guys what i'm showing on the screen yeah i think tom is the more ideal body type you think in my opinion uh i think i think the juji just yeah i mean look at tom there like like i think that he needs to put on a little bit more muscle like like if he put on less than 10 pounds of muscle more he would look like perfect in my opinion he will take it a step he looks great i would his chest in this picture it doesn't show how good his chest is but there are other poses that do his chest looks fantastic his legs look fantastic and i think he lats are great i've been i've, uh, not purging. What is it called?

Binging. Um, I put them together. I've been binging. You should try purging. You're not wrong. I'm down 11 pounds. I'm on my way to join top. But, uh, um, yeah.

So Tom, I, because I've been watching, so there are many, so many of their videos, I know that Tom knows his biceps are like and like his uh weak point that the part that he needs to catch up with but um yeah i guys look at biceps a lot so like i kind of am but outside of that like this might be the target with just slightly bigger biceps look if we're nitpicking okay okay if we're nitpicking i think his lats are excellent and they're the main reason or um that i think that uh he's on he's on trt or steroids um i i think that his are um his delts are pretty good his his arm from the delt down though is is not great um his his his legs are fine i don't care about legs myself his core looks great his chest looks great uh His, his, his legs are fine. I don't care about legs myself. His core looks great. His chest looks great.

But yeah, it's his biceps, triceps and forearms are a little. His traps look pretty good. His, that's what I meant to say. Not as his, his traps are excellent.

And that's, that's the reason that I think that he's on, he's on the sauce. That, and he's close friends with juji who is a hundred percent juicing it up so you would rather have tom's body than juji's yeah i'd rather be juji just beyond enormous of course you would of course you would yeah yeah it'd be more fun it makes no i don't understand it like juji has trouble you know what you know why tom's there to wipe juji's ass literally

can't anymore like that i want plane seats to be even more uncomfortable it's good content but i have a hard time picking on if i don't know how much juji content you've watched he is super nice he is really really nice he's like, I don't know. They went gym equipment shopping. He's buying it for everyone. He's generous. This transformation that Tom went through had a lot to do with Jujie's coaching and like care and guidance. And if you watch this video, it's called Fat and Sick to Shredded, my one-year body transformation.

There was a whole emotional component to this transformation too. You know, he was kind of in a dark place, a little depressed. Um, didn't think his videos were good and, and just fucking cleaned everything up. Right. Like, you know, got himself straight. And a lot of that was Tom picking up a buddy, you know, out of a hole. I'm sorry. I said it backwards. I think Tom's picking up a buddy. Yeah. Tom's body is preferable.

Jujie's. And look, I'm not picking on Jujie. I bet Jujie's very happy with his body. If he weren't, then he wouldn't keep lifting those fucking weights. Right. He'd tone it the fuck down like a normal human being. So like, like me telling him that he looks like a ridiculous balloon animal isn't going to hurt his feelings at all.

Like, that's what he wants to look like. That's his goal. He's like, yeah, I want to be a balloon animal. I want to be enormous. I want to turn sideways through every door. Exactly. That's his goal. His goal is that certain cars just aren't an option for him anymore.

But Tom, on the other hand, is what I think is more ideal or at least much closer to an ideal because Jiu-Jitsu is way too fucking big. It's way, way, way too fucking big. And I know, Kyle, you said you don't watch much of his content, right? Not at all. Dude, Jiu-Jitsu is way more athletic than you might guess someone who looks like him is. He was into tricking. Do you know what that is? No. like that he was into tricking do you know what that is no so parkour is that extreme running

but they try to get from one place to the next very efficiently tricking they add unnecessary flips and sideways flips and like insanity to the the moves and you watch juju like just run and do one-handed front handspring like i don't even know how to describe a flip with like a sideways jackknife in the middle of it that like twist sideways. It's insane. I can picture it. Yeah. I've seen him do a back flip in jeans.

Yes. With that kind of upper body. And it's just like, all right, how's the physics going to work here? And then he does it and he gets so high. It's like, oh yeah,

he can squat like 850 pounds. Those genes were the ones who are in trouble here. If anything. Not much gusto. So I don't often take like inspiration from transformations. It's usually like, I don't know, like somehow they're a different breed than me or something like it. But this guy did inspire me. And also I feel like their content has improved because look,

this, I, I'm afraid they're going to see this and I'm going to hurt feelings, but I felt like the channel used to be Juju and his friend. And now the channel is Juju and Tom. They are both contributors to this thing. They both are like physical specimens in their own right just different kinds which is kind of ideal yeah i feel like before tom didn't

have much of a leg to stand on if he told you anything it was like okay bud okay yeah yeah yeah can we go back to the enormous man can we get from him again yeah where's the big guy yeah i mean this oh he's holding the camera. And now it's two contributors to this channel. And I think it's, I don't know, I'm happy. I've been binging all their stuff lately. I like it. They're both some good guys.

I'm sure you showed the audience this photo of him flexing his arm. It looks good there. There's some help from the lighting, obviously. Sure. and his amazing diet still even in that picture his bicep you know it could be bigger in there it's not big but like look at how defined and like the horseshoe and he's dehydrated as fuck let's let me yeah i watched you know tom was starting his own home gym tom works out at juji's gym mostly and uh so far he has like one thing and it's a

bicep machine that's all he bought he knows what's up just a bicep machine and they went to the used gym equipment store tried everything and uh the cheapest one was the best one and he bought it i watched a bunch of those gym equipment videos they did back when i was like picking out and building my my home gym so i remember like back when I was at an apartment, it was probably like a couple of years ago now that I was watching their channel the most. And he was in some garage at the time, like a three car garage, just decked to the rafters with all the highest quality stuff. Like it was, it was just awesome. And it always like watching the videos, I was always like, damn, I wish I had a place like this. Like, it looks like they're having so much fun and stuff and they can do it whenever they want and so like yeah obviously he's like

this is the rogue x64 whatever system you're talking about yeah oh yeah like he's changed since then now i think he might or last time i saw his channel he was in a barn like a big barn but this was before he was in a garage and he had such nice equipment and i obviously went like the cheaper titan fitness route, but like that was a big, I guess, impetus getting me to want to do that. It was like,

man, that really would rock like to have way more. Cause up until that, that point, like my idea of a home gym was like, Oh, I can buy a bench and then some dumbbells, I guess.

And then looking at that was like, Oh no, I can just buy like the cheapest, crappiest versions of the things that he has. And because I'm not putting the amount, he needs a $4,000 flat pull down machine because he will tear apart like an ape with fruit. He tried to work out in my gym.

He just destroy all of my equipment. It's not made for someone who can pull down 600 pounds. It's not made for. For me, it's perfect. He doesn't pull down 600 pounds, actually. I don't know. I'm just saying whatever a ludicrous amount of weight is that he does. It's more that if he were to say the number,

I guarantee it would be more of a no response than like oh wow impressive like oh yeah he'd be like 600 it's not even a lot it's like 500 yeah i watched a video on this uh this weightlifting uh subreddit like this was a while ago and it was just this some like uh big tall fat black guy who's like looks like a. You know, like you would look at him and you'd be like, that guy either, like, who knows if that guy lifts weights or not? Like, he's in a big giant t-shirt and he just posts like, cause people are posting like their, their bodybuilding things. Like, Hey, I just did a overhead press, uh, three by 12, 155 pounds. And it's like, Holy cow, that's a really strong overhead press.

Good for you. And he posted, and he's like, 3x8 overhead press, 335 standing. And people, like everyone in the comment, and it shows him standing there just. And he's in like a quadruple XL polo shirt doing this in the gym. And he's just, you know, and like they're asking for stats and he's like 6'5", 340 pounds. And everybody in the comments is like

I only watched the video because I assumed someone made a funny typo. And it was the amount, like he was given his stats and it's like, what are you squatting if you're overhead pressing 335 pounds and he's like he had a pr 805 and he was like dude this guy is a titan an absolute who was it this wasn't juji this is someone else no this is this was some dude on a weightlifting forum on a weightlifting reddit like it's just i think it was like bodybuilding or powerlifting that reddit and it's just people

post their their r reps and everybody's like oh good for you that's awesome that kind of thing and like i even went like back through his history trying to find more videos of him doing ludicrous lifts and he hadn't posted that much but good lord guy's a monster good for him 335 overhead press that's that's that is outrageous i just want to get to where all my exercises are 135 or better. Like if there's not a 45 on the bar, that's not good. I want there to be a 45 on every bar. Psychologically, I know.

A 135 overhead press for 12 reps is no joke. That's hard. Yeah, I can't do that. Oh, no? Just sitting. I mean, I might be able to do standing, but I don't have enough room to stand. You can get a little help.

If you stand, you can get a little cheatery with your legs, but if you're sitting the way I do it, it's just pushing. I try to do the standing variants of everything. I just feel like, you know what it is? Athlean-X burned into my head. He's like, athletes work standing up. I'm like, okay, standing versions. Gamers don't. sure yeah yeah yeah stupid

i think we should make a habit of like calling out people we have no business calling out just make athlean one i'm just just just call him a pussy on a weekly basis because that guy's a pussy i heard i heard all the weights are fake not even just just those ones i heard every single one i think his diet is only carrot cake admittedly i did hear that from kyle but i trust him that's right that's right all of his weights are fake uh he he never lifts more than 12 pounds dude yeah but he does a thousand times yeah and he does steroids he does look like he does with his oh wait no i'm thinking of someone else's traps at the next is the 40 something year old guy who like uh was was actually using fake weights like legitimately yeah and people have called him out i don't know why because because when he wants to

show off his deadlift form with like 350 pounds or whatever the fuck he faker he fakeryed onto that bar but like anybody's ever seen what 300 pounds looks like on a bar knows the bar looks knows what it looks like and it doesn't look like that horse shit he uploaded it was just like wait a goddamn minute that looks like looks like he's got 145 on there like he's got 180 pounds on there like the bar is not even bending but i like 300 pounds bends the bar a little i watch a lot of these videos and um i see people people who are in like juji's class uh lifting weights and they use little ones when they demonstrate form and i don't judge them at all not like nothing i i hardly have words to

describe how little i care how much is on the bar when they're trying to teach me form. Yeah. He didn't need to. Yeah. You're, you're a hundred percent right. Yeah. And if I see a guy like athlete X dead lifting 135 pounds, I know that he did that for me. Right. Like, you know,

that's not his workout weight. He's trying to demonstrate this and he's made it perfect with a low weight. Like I, yeah. Such a dumb thing to fake. For example, watch that guy. I don't know

his real name but his youtube channel is mountain dog one it's uh it's this guy right here um he's an older guy like an ex bodybuilder i think oh i do know of this person yeah i think he's done a video with juji yeah when when he does uh when he shows stuff off, it's often really lightweight. Oh, really? Yeah. He's like, yeah, I get it. I know. There's tens on each side.

Trust me. You're going to be burnt the fuck out. You're not going to like this. Ten is more than enough. And you look at him, you're like, really, dude? And by the end, he's just like. Athlean does that, too. It almost seems like a gimm, Oh, athlete does that too. It almost, it seems like a gimmick sometimes on the athlete side when he's like,

yeah, I'm going to burn you out with a broomstick and no weights. And I'm like, he's just assaulting you. Stop eating. Oh, the athlete diet the thing is i have better cardio than you and so i'm gonna hit you with this

until you can outrun me it's like it's like the beginning of batman begins it's just a stone tablet imagine me as leah i'm liam neeson and you're still a little chubby version of christian bale from the first movie before he gets ripped. Yeah, I don't like that. I like AthleanX videos occasionally, like if he's teaching form or something. But I don't believe his dogma. You're not going to convince me that the Athlean way is the way about anything. Because I feel like he's a late night infomercial of a YouTuber.

And I'm laying for that. He's got to always have new content god knows how many videos he's uploaded and next week he needs to make two or three more the fuck are they gonna be about at this point it's gotta be some made-up horse shit that he's like i don't know uh fucking three things you must do to be ripped what are they caloric deficit lifting weights caloric deficit and uh you know 45 minutes of cardio a day they don't want to hear that so uh asparagus asparagus yeah let's put that there that's good uh dragon fruit they don't even know what that is i'm drawing a blank he's like buying stock and sun kissed and then recommending those things like these yeah yeah at this point he's just making and look at like i just i just looked up his channel to see what he's been doing imagine a less useful video this title is the eight worst ab exercises

you know that's not helpful i i like it when he does that. He has these exercises that he puts in the graveyard. I don't know what it's called, but like an overhead press behind your neck. Yeah. And it's like, oh. You think it's worthless? The video or the exercise? The exercise is worthless. The exercise is, but telling people not to do that is also worthless.

It's like when people are like, and you never want to do the lat pull down behind the head it's like yeah i know unless this is like day one for you like and you've probably said that in every other lat video you ever made yeah like they all say that because how many times i've heard like not and then also don't don't do a standing row because it'll destroy your shoulders it's like what about everybody who for decades has done standing rows with fine shoulders? Nuh-uh. Alright, alright. Guess that's wrong then. I don't do those, but even so, I know he's against it. No. So yeah,

the point is, he's a fraud. I think baby dick loser are the words that Taylor used. That was in text. I think Woody said something about him being a bad father too which i felt was too much i felt that was too far too far but uh but you know if he has a problem with any of what woody or taylor said about him you can take it up with kyle You can take it up with me.

I'll handle it for us. Because I'm four feet taller than him. And I'm not afraid of his fake weights. Is he short? Yeah. I didn't know that. I can't tell. He's the same height as Jesse-ish. I've never seen anybody else in his

videos. Just him. You haven't seen Jesse? He's fun yeah the difference between Tom or excuse me between Jujie and AthleanX is Tom or excuse me Jujie wanted his apprentice to get big and buff it behooves Athlean to keep

his apprentice like weak and not improve so much like it's been years he's been working on Tom and Tom is just skinny fat whereas juji takes one year with tom and turns him into like a fucking brad pit look alike jesse so is this so is jesse yeah yeah my bad assistant i'm assuming no no he was jesse he was um he was skinny fat but he was especially skinny skinny skinny skinny chubbish and uh jesse's you know he's gotten a lot fitter he's

just not he could be bigger he's not genetically gifted to be put on muscle that's the other reason like like i'll go side sorry athlean if someone links you this video we do a comedy thing here where we just we're just assholes we're joking around you seem like a real watching this you genuinely seem like a oh somebody will link it to him they'll like snip 30 seconds of like the worst like yeah you broke dick piece of shit he's like god he's laying on a water bed full of hundred dollar bills he's not worried about you'd be surprised no matter how much money people have he's he he was clearly hurt when people went after him for the fake weights like like it was a thing like like greg was accusing him of being on steroids and and he was like i will fly you down here and take your test and if i pass you quit youtube forever and if i fail i'll quit youtube forever

meanwhile the guy's got like 10 million subscribers nobody's quitting youtube no the ending was i just have one last question for you. What's your favorite airline? I was like, oh, I like that. I like that. Delta! Delta! We're putting you on Frontier, and you'll like it. Yeah, that's the other

reason that clearly Tom is on the sauce, because Tom made more progress in a year than Athlean's Apprentice has made in the last five years. Yeah. Well, athlete isn't directly coaching him or anything,

is he? Yeah. Oh no. Yeah. Athlete is very much coaching him and he works out in athletes gym. He's pretty much athletes. Number one client. He's an athlete.

Ass ass wiper. And, uh, and the guy's made great progress. He's added muscle. He looks's added muscle he looks pretty good he looks pretty good but i i think tom might look better in six oh for sure yeah i feel like i've got a little hair on my face that keeps moving around it's like that's why i keep picking it myself is it one of one of your mustache hairs flipping up into your nose it might be i don't

know but like it'll be over here and then it'll be over it's i feel like it's raining hairs on me or something like that it's itching the fuck out of me maybe you're losing your hair maybe it's falling down into your maybe maybe i plucked i i've been using that that nose plucker like like like twice a week just completely hairless in there it's awesome looks wonderful oh just a black hole looks like vanta black when you like a baby's asshole like two of them side by side do babies have nostril hairs right like they're they have barely any they have these thin head hairs that fall out and they're mostly hairless otherwise did do babies have nostril hairs oh probably you need them to filter out dust right is that i don't believe that i believe that's one of the many reverse engineered bio bio things that they try to convince us of why do we need a pinky toe

still is that going out yeah they're being born without pinky toes no i'm saying that like remember like we used to be my understanding of evolution is we directly in the last couple thousand years came from monkeys right and we used to have grappling 1 000 years ago uh-huh in the last it's just a few decades ago we were swinging through the trees with with you know feet that were like some of us haven't made that leap yet yeah i believe that taylor's great-grandparents did not stand up i'm not sure taylor not sure Taylor has been standing up his whole life. This might be a new development for him.

I spent my formative years walking on knuckles. Moving myself around. Fuck, what were we talking about? We were mocking YouTubers for some reason. Oh yeah, do we want to get back to that? Who else do you dislike in the fitness space? Oh shit. We were mocking YouTubers for some reason. Oh, yeah. Do we want to get back to that? Who else do you dislike in the fitness space?

Oh, shit. Do I dislike? There's no... I saw this woman on Reddit the other day who was doing full steroid cycles, and she was just yoked out of her mind. I think she did trend. She did legitimate real man steroids,

not the stuff that women usually do. She had one of those big clits. Somebody replied to her AMA and linked her porn. She's like, yeah, that's a good one. At first, I thought she'd be a little embarrassed. She's like, oh, you think that's good? Check out the stuff over on X Hamster.

Pornhub doesn't let me do that stuff. And it's just like, it's her strangling men with her thighs. Where is this? This sounds great. Oh, I couldn't find it if I wanted to. It was one of those, like, I was in the bath, and I was just scrolling through Reddit, and I went down the rabbit hole.

Huh. Wow. So she had an enlarged clit from her steroids. Yeah. Yeah, for sure. She had been like super overweight. She had been like two 75 like fat and she had turned that around.

And now she was like one 65, like fit as fuck, like yoked, like, like way more muscular than you would ever want a woman to be like ideally cyborg maybe ish way more than cyborg like like body like like like a like a teenage body bodybuilding man like like yoked like like way big like crazy time was it like this this was just the first you're probably gonna link her result on google or in google

images oh no she's got big fake titties too that's the other thing like she's got huge fake titties whoa that is that so taylor linked us a picture of this uh this bodybuilding woman who is just disgusting and and and her clitoris looks like i don't know like like like a young boy's penis yeah yeah like there's even like a visible like uh like a head like like a glans yeah it's so disgusting that like, you know, she's grown herself a baby. She's grown some level of male puberty. Yeah, look at her. Look at her titties like those. She is so disgusting as a human

being and she did this to herself. This is so goddamn nasty. This is unfuckable. Well, don't get carried away that's not true because i bet she could make you yeah kyle you better hope she's gay you don't have a choice her arms are bigger than mine she is so yoked like i bet she benches fucking 275 300 or something that's what she looks like like

maybe i'm overest maybe maybe she's like way small and she looks but because i in my head i'm thinking like all right that's a that's a five foot ten woman she probably weighs 175 pounds but maybe she's like 5'4 don't you imagine 30 can you imagine like like if you're still looking at the photos like if you were to extend it, can you picture Mick Jagger's face? Yeah, absolutely. She's wrinkly and vascular at the same time. In the second one, something happened to the tits that made them flapjacky. Keep scrolling down on this link that Taylor has sent us.

It's so outrageous. You're talking about the jogging women? This woman kind of looks more like the woman i was talking about like if you if you get way on down there there's a woman like making she's like doing that gorilla thing where you hit your chest and she's got huge titties um that's yeah that's what the woman that i'm talking about looks like like like like like a female hulk with enormous titties i don't see her you have to keep going down scroll down almost to the bottom mine has a previous she's doing like multiple bodybuilder poses she's doing like like the

hulk thing where you're like and like like she's doing like the the chest bumping thing and arms above her head and she's got like gargantuan titties oh yeah i had to hit next to see it but i definitely have her now she's doing that i don't know what this pose is called but yeah some of these ladies have a little bit from where you were going kyle you'll see a lady in a black whatever workout outfit and uh the lingerie yeah and um the fat looks down a little bit and you'll see the biggest like back oh this one the the lats in the back that's outrageous like like some of these bigger women are fine like look it's not my ideal or anything but they're still like feminine to me and attractive uh but that first one with that dong of a clit, that's so nasty.

As I scroll down, none of these women... Oh, that one's too fit. Okay, that one has pecs, not tits. Dude, it's only really fat women or bodybuilders on this link. Yeah. Actually, if you scroll... Look, I'm scrolling a lot because some of these pictures are hot. I found one that's like super attractive in my opinion.

What's she wearing? Let me see if this link works. You could actually share this picture, I think. Does that work? No, you have to share the link. No, no, don't do that. Okay, I see where it takes you. I clicked a picture and it changed the URL, so I assumed it would take you to where I wanted you to go.

Is it the one with the hat on, though, that you're looking at? No, she didn't have a hat on. Did you see the woman who looks like Carrot Top? Yes. That's the one I was saying is super gross. It's also unfuckable. But if you scroll all the way to the bottom, there's a woman who's on the acrobatic rings with her ass facing the oh sure yeah like that's way more than i think is ideal but that's

still very fuckable and attracted to me i'm gonna look slowly and see if there's anything i can't share i think i can share this yeah like that's again way too much not ideal but very much like she's got a pretty face and she's fuckable for sure what is going on scroll down and it changed the picture thankfully that one was okay too but this is a dangerous site yeah this is this is russian roulette right yes a lot of these girls are on like some legitimate steroids like like this carrot top bitch holding the riding crop with like the thigh high leather uh things only like she doesn't have titties anymore though no like like any man would be happy with that chest mostly right mostly it's not ideal it's a little it's a little funky but like still god see like like not have her not when you look down you like

as i scan down her body it's like i'm reading this as masculine like the the monkey part of my brain is like and then there's a pussy and i'm just like monkey brain confused monkey brain confused it just doesn't know what to do with that if you want to fuck it or what or fight it yeah yeah i don't i don't know if this thing might come and take my women or if i needed to add it to my herd of women as a monkey brain man like i don't know what to do with that this link that you sent terrifying when you open that up is there a woman there sitting on a green chair in the

desert no but the woman in the green chair in the desert was okay uh as well like again way too much and she does have a big clit you can tell but do you see those two bumps on it on her clit yeah look that like that oversized steroid clit oh that's pierced is it i can't zoom in yeah that's uh yeah it's a piercing. I mean, why not? Why not adorn that fucking honker? I was talking about... I thought that was too gross. At what point

is a clitoris too big, Taylor? There. Hers, the one with the piercing on it, that's too big. Yes. I'm okay with that. Well, I can't see the bottom part of it. It's like that Michael Scott bit. It's like, I didn't see where it started, but I saw where with that. Well, I can't see the bottom part of it. It's like that Michael Scott bit. It's like, I didn't see where it started, but I saw where it ended. Yeah, hers is fine to me.

I bet it would be really easy to get a girl off who had a big clit because sometimes girls just have the tiniest little nub there. It's just like, I know where it's supposed to be, but I need one of those jeweler's lenses like like to figure out what's going on down there like like lid size is related to i'm sorry i only fucking remember the full carrot clit that thing looks like a stick of chapstick almost like like she's got it going on like like you could fillet it and then you know yeah nothing wrong with filleting a woman's clitoris. It's very straight. Among the straightest things you can do. It's true. Think about it.

I think it's among the gayest things you can do and still be like 100% straight. But it's a clit in your mouth. It is a clitoris in your mouth. However, she has used male hormones to grow that clitoris into the penis that it was always meant to be. Because we all begin as female and that part of our body just either stays a clitoris or

becomes a penis. What is it called when some of us, the Lord chooses to move on to bigger and better things. So what is it called when you cut someone's skin off? That's flaying them, right? Flaying. Alright. It sounded like that's what Taylor was, right? Flaying, yes. All right. It sounded like that's what Taylor was saying he was going to do to a clit. And I got a little mixed up in there.

Oh, no. Don't flay a clit. No, no. You flate the clit. Flate. Yeah, I think your tea was absent. Let's play the, roll it back, play the tea. There was a huge difference between, that's like that memo you send to someone,

and then I want you to flate her clit. And you like whatever you say boss all right uh this night has taken a turn you're not gonna like it i'm not gonna like it either but especially you what about this woman i just sent the picture of her um i think her face is very attractive to me the chin's a little strong if i'm honest the chin's a little much the jawline's better than mine but um yeah but she's got a pretty face to me there's something about the ball cap that like maybe it's hiding stuff i wouldn't like or maybe she's got like a full like like a fucking horseshoe but yeah super hot to me uh the arms are too big like if i if i had to have my if i had my magic pussy wand then like i make her arms a little smaller and

i you can't see her bicep vein anymore like like come on but but still like i would totally date that chick uh that chick's super hot um and you know it would be fun to like, I don't know, maybe work out with her. Yeah, right. It's like when you work out with Colin and you're like, now I've got to take all the weight off. Not with her. With her, she's just like, come on, throw the 45s on. Let's go.

She has the same complaint. I have to take all the weight off. She's got chalk. She's got chalk doing the clap. There's like a cloud of chalk around her. You're working out with her. You've got just a bit, one of her handprints of chalk on your ass.

Walking around the gym. I need you to know that you're owned, bitch. I'm going to be watching you at the tricep pushdown station. Keeping my eye on you over there. You get those reps in. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

It's too much, but not so much that like it's a no-go for sure like like super hot she's so pretty that's the thing that's really selling it and like it's clear that she hasn't gone full nasty mode where like she's got like a manly core because a lot of the chicks are on like nasty she's got like an hourglass figure still whereas if you look at some of these other chicks like they've got like a like that bodybuilder like it's not really an hourglass anymore it's because they've built so much muscle on like every part of their body that they're they're just a yoked core of a trunk yeah yeah super hot super hot i'm looking at her hands to see like you know is is this a was she always a woman

or or or are you being bamboozled i i don't see any urinals in the bathroom so that part checks out looks like she's got big titties too like like she's got a sports bra on her there but like clearly you can see like she's like like the sports bra is like reducing titty size by like two-thirds so like it's still got she's so hourglass sorry to cut you off i i question photoshop on this um i don't know the walls aren't bending behind her that's the first thing i look for people the doors are all screwed though right i agree I agree. You're right about that, but she has applied, um, either it's the quality of the photo or she's applied the,

um, sharpening the blur filter, uh, slightly. Cause if you look at the edges, they're a little fuzzy and that's intentional. That makes everything look better. Oh,

and, uh, but, but yeah, super hot chick, not too much, but that other chick with that dong of a clit, that's nasty as fuck. It's, it's bigger than the chapstick that I was using as a, as a chick, not too much. But that other chick with that dong of a clit, that's nasty as fuck.

It's bigger than the chapstick that I was using as a comparison. Chapstick clit, that's about as big as you want a clit to be, in my opinion. But she's got like a fucking... Like a Sharpie. Bigger than a Sharpie. Maybe the fat boy Sharpie that you only break out for yard sales.

The one with the yellow rings on the bottom part and it's the big one. Yeah. Yeah, that's rough stuff. Yeah, women shouldn't be taking androgenic steroids. Yep. It's no good. No good. There are steroids for women that will let them like be way more muscular than any woman

should ever have a right to be which is a good look sometimes but it shouldn't be on like full up full-on injecting testosterone and take a trend and that's way too much yeah i did do you think there are guys that are into that like like who aren't mentally unstable like i think there are some people who are like sick in the head. Who are burn victims, for example. That's their kink. Oh, yeah. A woman who's like, I like it when their jawline has melted to their torso. Oh, yeah.

They don't look like porn. They just enjoy the lotion. I just want to rub her down with Crisco so she doesn't dry out. Yeah. All the Dean stuff. Yeah. Don't let that meat dry out or it won't be good ever again. I'm gonna baste you.

Baste me, Paula Deen. Baste me. Oh, you're gonna smell like butter all day, you whore. Thank you, sir. I deserve it. You're the only man I could get. Yeah. Yeah. You just have to find like someone who's into that kink but like are there like normal dudes who are just like yeah i like a big lady i like a big bitch i want her to be able to pr 205 minimum like like when there's a domestic dispute at the house, I want the cops to show up and know that they can't trust anyone.

Oh, God. Who did you two rough up? There's no idea. Let's get the shit beat out of you regularly. I got to get this pornography off my screen. It's like a mixture between hot and gross that I'm really struggling screen. It's like a mixture between hot and gross that I'm really struggling with. It's like having

There is an uncanny valley to this. There's a real, yeah, for sure. It's this weird mixture of really hot and really gross. Some of these chicks are super hot. This chick's quads are just terrifying, though. The chick in the purple bikini

that barely covers her. Her quads are so out of whack big it looks photoshopped as fuck like like they're the each quad is as big as her core it makes no sense it's it's fucking bananas what's she wearing again like uh very very she's super tan dark hair she's got one hand like pulling her hair back. She's got a watch on. She's outdoors. She's wearing a, she's got like a purple bikini bottom and like a purple halter top that's pulled up to show under cleavage, under boob. There are

Oh yeah, I see her now. Oh, and her quads, goodness. It's way too much. Like it looks Photoshop. It doesn't look fucking real. She's strong up top top too she's just not flexing her thighs yeah she can flex all she wants they're not gonna match those quads she looks like she could fucking squat 400 pounds she looks insane probably can't well you're right but her biceps are big too like i bet there's a vein in there if she poses right yeah maybe so. She has not been skipping leg day though and she should. Yeah, she should give it a rest.

She should skip leg day for all of 2021. That should be her year's resolution. I feel like the quads are going to get in the way of her pussy. I'm not even going to be able to get in there. Did you open the picture and see it full screen? I think she has breast scars from the implants.

Probably. Like a lot of these chicks. Like if they're going to be that low body fat, like their titties can deflate. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, that's no good. You don't want deflated titties like that. As a woman, you don't want to be fucking single digit body fat percentage. It's not healthy.

It's not healthy. It's not healthy for a man. It's not healthy for anyone. Certainly not a woman. I think 20% is like perfectly healthy for a woman yeah that sounds right but nine looks like well you look like some of these clip monsters yeah the the even worse than that i heard that athlean x is actually a woman. And she did so many steroids that she's now able to pass as a man.

It's definitely not transgender. Just had to go with it for the YouTube channel. Yeah. It used to be called AshleyX. Yeah. AthleanX was the original name of the channel. And he's going to buy you a plane ticket, Kyle.

You're going to be like, yeah, I'd come, but I can't leave the county. Yeah, you're going to have to come to me, Ashleen. All right? We'll throw down anywhere, anytime. Yeah. You can tell me 10 things not to do to not waste time or whatever all right first way you're not going to waste time in the gym is by not watching 14 minute videos that tell you something that you could get in a one minute video

oh ryan hunniston i think is his name he's another uh fitness channel he mocks athlean all the time he's like all right i'm gonna do that thing i fun of, I'm going to look like a douchebag doing it. I'm going to take my shirt off, but it's just, it's to make a point. All right. You see, he's like showing that like muscle fibers are contracting, like where he's trying to in his back or whatever, like, like showing the proper way to do like a lap pull or something. Like he's always making fun of Athlean for having his shirt off and for having those 20 minute videos on how to do a simple thing. He three minute videos tops it seems like most of the time where he's just like this is how you do it this is the second way to do it this is the third way to do it that's the video that's it that's what i want like when i look up like form stuff now i scroll past all if it's over two three

minutes i don't watch it because it's like they're and often the ones that you'll some of the best ones you'll find on there is like some gym some local gym in like seattle that posts stuff with like one of their personal trainers and it'll just be like here's scott he's going to show you how to do the seated row hi i'm scott here's how you do the seated row even that's too much and then that's it it's's just... Get to it, Scott! Yeah. No, I literally had to do this the other day. I wanted to like, am I really getting the right kind of activation with this side grip lat pull-down thing?

And so I watched a little video on it, and I think it was 52 seconds long. And I had... Because he only demonstrated two reps. And I was like, and that's enough. Goodbye. And so I went back and was like, okay, now I'm doing it. I'm doing it right. All right. Perfect. Perfect. Yeah. The app I use to

track my exercise, like if you click on it, there's like 14 to 30 second videos on form. So, you know, whatever you're doing, bent over dumbbell rows or something. And then there's some guy or girl just doing it 15 seconds, look whatever you want to well i was i said dumbbell i had barbell in my head in any case uh yeah 14 30 seconds perfect yeah bodybuilding.com has a bunch of those little clips too but i haven't been there in a long time i'm so sad that we lost that 15 or 20 minutes of show we had this whole nazi bit that was i know i i didn't well maybe i'm biased against maybe you didn't like the nazi stuff i just thought it was an extension of the confederate

stuff that the same joke for 30 minutes oh no i thought it was hilarious i was having a good time i thought it was really for like 20 minutes yeah you guys missed out on quality content you guys missed out on some some funny You know what? We'll give it another week and then it'll be like it's fresh. I'm always ready to talk Nazis. We'll do the Nazi bit next week. If we remember, which we probably won't. Can we dress up as Nazis for Halloween next year?

Yes. Can we do that? As long as you hold a sign that says... It's an arrow pointing at you and it says bad. Can we be like like Hitler Goering and Goebbels can we make that happen that'd be a lot of fun

yeah I think we're gonna have to we'll have to post that show on Vimeo or something just keep it safe what if we have a Jew on as our guest and we get him to wear like those striped pajamas oh no one of those like burlap sacks with the star of David a Jew on as our guest and we get him to wear those striped pajamas.

Oh no, one of those burlap sacks with the star of David stuck on it all yellow. We have a whole team. Yeah, that makes it fine. I don't think we have a very deep bench. Yeah, we do. Fucking forehead. Harley and Steve. Harley and Steve Hofstetter. Yeah, that's right.

We got those two. Which one will earn the coveted star? The coveted Star of David Award. The Star of David Award. That's how the Nazis initially got people to take it. All of you are winners. You know how it comes with a local. Well, if it comes with a cash prize.

Where on the ticket does it say cash prize? Seventh time this happened today, Hans. Everyone wants a cash prize. I told you Nazis are funny. Full circle, full circle. We didn't have to go into the whole half. Because we won.

It wouldn't be funny if we had lost. because then we probably couldn't make fun of because we'd be it'd be like uh well we'd already know that that nobody watches the man in the cat in the high man the high castle yeah yeah yeah remember i think we talked about that when it was going to come out do you know the show we're talking about woody where it's like what would happen if like it was like the 80s or whatever the fuck it was or 70s and like oh oh, the Japan gets the entire west side of the country. Germany gets the whole east side of the country. It was done as a documentary, perhaps. No, it was meant to be like a drama kind of show.

And I remember thinking like, that's a pretty cool like premise. Like, I've never seen anything like that. Like, what if we had lost and like really be fleshed out? I've never seen anything like that. What if we had lost? And have it really be fleshed out. And then I tried watching it, and I gave it the benefit of the doubt for three episodes before it was like,

this is just bad. It's just not a good show. It was the same kind of- I don't remember what, but it was the same feeling as Designated Survivor, where you're like, this premise should have enough legs to carry it through at least one season.

Then you get a few episodes in, and it's like, what are you doing you you had every opportunity to make this dope every politician dies like all this yeah this is after hit i only watched the first few episodes but if i recall it was like a couple decades after world war ii and so it was like there was some new new german guy in charge i guess because hitler died new chancellor i don't know i don't know and then i think the episodes i was on were more japan focused okay yeah i always saw it advertised i think maybe amazon made it but i don't remember oh i wanted to talk about wonder woman uh so you know hbo got that deal with warner brothers where they released all those films like one after another on the hbo max service and it's really

driven up uh subscriptions uh from where they were. Lots of subscriptions, especially recently to get Wonder Woman 1984. I haven't watched it yet. Mostly because I've moved everything into my fucking bedroom. I haven't moved everything back. I need to move my desk and everything back to the other room. I need to move my Amazon Fire to the living room

to my big nice TV. I'm doing everything in here. I've just been lazy not wanting to move it. But I wasn't going to watch it because the TV I have in here is my old 1080p TV and I've got the big 4K one in the living room. I immediately saw Ultra HD 4K and I was like, yeah,

I need to see a superhero movie in the best possible format. But then everybody I know was talking about how shitty it was and I guess there's some bad reviews too. Arming in China. Okay. I don't really put much stock into Chinese opinions of films.

They like some weird-ass shit sometimes, like films that will completely bomb here will actually make money there and vice versa. I don't know. But, yeah, I'm hearing it's pretty shitty and this time around it seems like for some reason it's okay to hate on a a project that's like a female lead like like i remember when black panther came out you were not allowed to think that there was a shit to your movie when it was not good it was just okay and there was a lot of really

racist shit in there that was just nonsense i mean I don't know why the black people were all barking for one thing, like, like hooping, like they were literally hooping like monkeys, like, like, and like, and somehow black America was like, yeah, that's our King. And, and like the, I'm like, they're, they're hooping like monkeys. Like, like, like if, are you sure that's, that's, that's, that's really happened. I've still never seen that movie yeah i'm like whoa over the top too far do i have this right kyle the white guy's trying to talk and the black guy shut him down by hooping like monkey

pretty much i think that happened and then you know it's the guy who played Bilbo Baggins in the Hobbit remake. It's Mr. Nygaard. Mr. Nygaard goes to... They call him a colonizer at one point. Jesus Christ. It was just so over-the-top racist. I don't know if that's entirely true. I live in Fargo selling cars.

I murdered my wife and I'm just trying to take refuge here in Wakanda. I'd rather watch that version. Dude, that's a weird kind of version. But it was like, you couldn't dislike that movie or you were racist somehow. When in reality, I had no problem with a black lead and a black character

and a black superhero, even if they're in a make-believe country in Africa that isn't impoverished and behind... It's like the antithesis of a traditional African nation, right? Like, no war. Like... Advanced technology.

But advanced technology and spear-based warfare. They have vibranium, right? Or something? They have vibranium. That's... Unobtainium adamantium one of those all of those are things um but but theirs is uh vibranium okay um yeah i liked black panther it's just that they were pitching it as this cultural phenomenon this like you know it's going to be part of western culture for the next 30 years like the first star wars was like that they were acting like it was that kind of impact on a

film when instead it was a good film like the current star wars are just good i thought it was like a 5 out of 10 i thought it was just really middle of the road as far as marvel films go i think that like the like like iron man 3 you. Like, like it's much better than Iron Man three. Don't get me wrong. I thought that, um, what are the other bad ones? Ant-Man two kind of lost me.

I thought that, I thought that, uh, Black Panther was better than that. Um, but it's nowhere near as good as like any of the Captain America movies. Um, like Iron Man one blows it away.

Like the Thor dark universe or whatever the second thor also shit tier yeah that one of course i saw it on an airplane maybe i've maybe i've got a bad vibe for it but yeah it was just an okay marvel film it was very middle of the road as far as marvel films go and yet it was this cultural phenomenon everybody's doing the black panther thing with their arms crossed and it's a shame that that guy died of cancer. I think it was cancer. Oh, I forgot about that. Yeah. Yeah.

He was a really young guy too, I think. Jack Bosman? How close am I? I think he just looked young. I think maybe he was closer to 50, but it looked like he was 25. That's still young. What's his name? To be dying of cancer like that

you take you anytime yeah it really can so you would say that one of me chad better is is it better or worse than one i see that's the thing i haven't seen it i've just read the reviews all my friends say it's shit tier um and uh like like midi was trying to he was like the premise is so pants on head retarded and i was like don't spoil it i'll watch it and laugh sometime like don't spoil it i can't think of that female blonde comedian but she's like the bad guy amy like god that would be that would be over the top ridiculous uh kristin wig kristin wig cheetah is cheetah. A bad guy. Yeah, I guess so. I guess cheetah is a bad guy. Uh,

bad gal. I thought the first wonder woman was a bit overrated to the first two acts are good. Third acts is bad. The third act, like it doesn't fit on. And also the first two acts have a lot of insanity, right? Like she is supposed to be this genius who was schooled,

right? And she speaks all these languages, but she had no concept of what sex is. Am I target on this? It seemed like she was a little ignorant as far as that went. Yeah. Wait, Wonder Woman doesn't know how to fuck? Yeah, she's a terrible liar.

Didn't she get laid in the film, maybe? Didn't he fuck her? I don't remember, man. I watched that shit once. I only watched it because I liked the guy from Star Trek. I like him too. Chris Pine. Didn't he date Olivia Munnn i think he did i think she sent him like instagram photos saying you can fuck me in the ass when you get home nice good for him yeah yeah nothing that's

that's the trashiest thing you've ever heard if it's that olivia munn saying it right like like if i told you if you found out that like trying to not make this personal we need to anonymize this somehow yes if you found out that like my niece said that i'll put it on me you heard that my niece said that on instagram like told her boy ready to get a fucker in the ass when she got home on like open instagram and she's got 50 000 followers you'd be like trashy yeah oh this was just public no i don't think it was i i probably had my app somehow you know about it i don't think you're on it was in the fappening and um ah the way that she wrote it in the font everyone else knew like um like what it was instantly it's like it's like a fucking like it's like the uh the the penis emoji the peach emoji and then like a pile of poop emoji and like what did she send it but yeah now that i i remember now i was from like the leaks or whatever.

It wasn't supposed to be public. So like that completely changes my opinion and makes my joke not work anymore. No, it's still working. Begging you to slap my ass so hard I cry. Fuck my pussy. You know it's yours. There's some good shit here.

She's asking to be choked. I don't know where I got anal from. Do I have that detail wrong? L lick my tight asshole all right and choke me lick my tight asshole and choke me so hard i can't breathe pull my hair push my head down shove your big long dick in my mouth so that you tear up and choke flat my pussy till pussy till i fuck me in the ass slow and good it hurts but i know you won't stop because you know how bad i want it i had it right and how good it feels to force your dick inside my tight ass yeah come so deep inside me dot dot dot well there's no need for the dot dot

dot you really laid it on the line as if they're trying to keep it still a little coy oh man she's awesome she's she says slap me over and over harder and harder until i learn to do what you say yeah i did not think less of her when i read these messages oh not at all no this is feminism this is super hot and uh and i'm looking at like as i scroll down like some a couple of the photos just super hot and uh and i'm looking at like as i scroll down like some a couple of the photos just super hot yes okay well five stars for you olivia mon you are pka's lady of the week now you see the font and stuff that i was talking about does this like instantly tell you what app she was sending it on oh no fucking clue it's not one i use no idea someone seemed to know like they recognized it i don't know i got no fucking clue i do all of my dirty talk on linkedin yeah yeah me too

yeah yeah i want to fuck you and your tight little and yelp senior distribution center manager of amazon.com i've been i've been hitting on girls on amazon reviews that's hadn't been working out though good luck with that yeah i'm doing the best i can you just go to panties and lingerie find the reviews get after it doesn't work doesn't work it's my problem yeah i can't get any hits on motor oil no it is funny i've talked about it before like if you go to like if you're buying lingerie for a young lady for example uh amazon's a place to get real cheap slutty shit and uh like like scroll to the bottom to make sure this isn't something like made in taiwan that's like

gonna like tear in half or something and uh and there's like these ladies who are like clearly exhibitionists because there's no reason if you're going to review panties to like be there wearing the panties with your whole ass showing and then you click their profile and see they've reviewed all sorts of slutty wear on amazon and they're always just ass hanging out like under boob and stuff and like oh yeah this was great my husband fucked me so hard with this on just all sorts of stuff like that oh speaking of crappy products so i had to go uh pick up some uh some meds for kitty today at the pharmacy and her pharmacy's in a hospital uh because of her health care provider and so um you have to wear a mask obviously to go in there it's it's man it's mandatory and i wear one anyway

but i got in my car and i couldn't find my mask it's always in the passenger seat it's not in there i have a nice mask so i'm like shit i don't know what this fuck. So I stop at the gas station and buy a mask, get out of the car, pull it out of the bag just to make sure it's all good. And it's missing one of the elastic straps. So I go back in and I'm like, Hey, no elastic strap. She quickly replaces it. It's, it's like a cloth mask with the, you know, the two ear straps, standard mask. I get to the pharmacy. And as I'm walking to the sliding door, it slides open and I go to, I pull both elastic straps to like put them behind my ears simultaneously on my face. Yeah. They both tear off at simultaneously at the same time. And it shoots out of my hand,

like a rubber band into a mud puddle. And I just look up at the lady who's there to like, you know, check your your temperature and she just goes oh honey today's not your day is it and i'm like no ma'am do you have a mask i could use she's like yes absolutely and she hooked me up with a mask but it was just so funny i went and it just right into the mud puddle like completely ruined like ridiculous luck but yeah she should have been like you gotta wear your mask to come inside pick it up you pick it up yeah yeah that's my dirty boy get in here who's the mud boy now how did you know she was black you because she called you honey context clues and you're in Atlanta.

So a couple of context clues. I'm going to go to the bathroom. I'll be right back. All right. So while Kyle is gone, it seems like it's just about that time, maybe a little later, to hear from some wonderful sponsors. If you're looking to buy sneakers online, there's a good chance that the shoe you're looking at is a fake.

How can you be sure it's real? Well, Goat.com is the safest way to buy and sell authentic sneakers online. They're the largest marketplace in the world for authentic Yeezys, Jordans, and over 600,000 sneaker listings. They've made the whole process frictionless and trustworthy. They do this by only accepting sellers with the best reputation and by verifying all sneakers to ensure their authenticity for buyers. Every detail is inspected from the stitching and color to the size and weight. Goat certifies that every pair of sneakers on their site matches exact factory

specifications. With over half a million sneakers on the platform and 10 million users, you will not find better prices for verified 100% authentic sneakers anywhere else. Find the perfect 100% authentic sneaker at goat.com slash pka. That's goat.com slash pka. Plus, you'll be supporting our show, but you've got

to go right now before the sneakers you want are gone. So when you go to goat.com slash pka plus you'll be supporting our show but you've got to go right now before the sneakers you want are gone so when you go to go when you go to goat.com slash pka spelled g-o-a-t dot com slash pka so check them out for your 100 authentic sneakers goat.com slash pka i know i mentioned this before i was in a twitch stream i asked if goat was actually good and they all said it was so the tippity top only the. This episode is also brought to you by Squarespace. This episode of PKA is brought to you by our good friends over at Squarespace. From personal blogs and e-commerce destinations to marketing tools and analytics that'll help your business succeed, Squarespace is the all-in-one platform where you can build and establish a beautiful online presence and run your business with ease. Don't have a domain yet? No problem, because in addition to

configuring third-party domains, customers can also purchase domains directly through Squarespace. Over 200 TLDs are currently available for purchase, and each domain with Squarespace comes with a beautiful parking page and free Whois privacy. There's nothing to install, patch, or upgrade ever. You won't need any plugins to get going. You can hit the ground running with your new website by utilizing Squarespace's award-winning templates. Everyone should have their own corner of the internet, and with that, you'll want to flesh out your online community. Now you can do just that with ease, since Squarespace's sites are fully integrated with commenting systems that support fully threaded comments, replies, and likes. Squarespace is

trusted by millions of people and some of the most respected brands in the world. They're used by a wide range of creatives and people, musicians, designers, artists, restaurants, and more. In addition to some of the largest e-commerce sites, you'll find conducting business online today. So don't wait any longer. Get started today. Head over to squarespace.com for a free trial. And when you're ready to launch, go to squarespace.com slash pka

to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain. That's squarespace.com slash pka. There it is. Another wonderful service. And if we want to hear from our last wonderful sponsor for the evening, everyone hates talking to someone with bad breath. That humid, awful smell keeps you from focusing on anything other than finding an excuse to leave.

Now just think of all the times you were the gross, smelly one and the other person was thinking about trying to get away. You probably can't think of any examples. That's because we rarely have a read on our own breath odor. In other words, you could be walking around with trash mouth and not even realize you're grossing everybody out. That's why SmartMouth was invented. SmartMouth's clinically proven two-liquid formula combines

to instantly eliminate bad breath and prevent bad breath from returning all day long. Rinse once in the morning for all-day clean breath and once before bed to prevent morning breath. Just two uses a day, and you'll never have bad breath guaranteed. Whether the boardroom or the bedroom, having confidence in your breath spells success. Go to Smart smartmouth.com slash pka now for a free coupon. You can find Smart Mouth products in the oral health aisle

at Walgreens, CVS, Target, Rite Aid, Amazon, Walmart, or wherever you shop. Once again, that is smartmouth.com slash pka for your free coupon offer. So check them out. Some wonderful sponsors tonight. Goat, Squarespace, Smart Mouth. We're hooking you guys up take

advantage of very good shit so do you have a good pee yeah yeah i had had like two cups of coffee between the first take and uh the uh the actual show we're doing now hey at least we still got to keep that 16 minutes in the beginning that's true that. That's true. Get that edited in there maybe. So I think I've settled on what kind of car I'm going to get. I think I'm going to get like a 2017 or 2018 Super Sport Camaro, just update what I've got now. And I talked to my dad about – I was like, I'm going to trade in this Camaro. But he told me years ago, like if I ever want to get rid of it,

let him know that he'd buy it so and i was like you still want to do that he's like yes that's my car don't scuff it up so uh i'm just gonna sell it to him for like somewhere between trade-in value and private seller value like it's like it's not much it's ten or twelve thousand dollars something like that and i'll like match that for a down payment so i I'll put like 20, 25 down on like a $35,000 car, and I'm financing $10,000, probably just do it for 48 months just to get it over with, and probably pay it down before then.

I really just want to build credit with this. Like right now I think my credit score is like, one of them is like 750, and the other is like 770 or something like that. I'd like to get to 800 on both. Does it make a difference? For what? I've always thought over 700 and you get whatever the best rates interest rate possible is.

I thought that might be true. I don't know. I, but higher has got to be better for something, right? Like maybe, I don't know. Can't hurt.

Can't hurt. So yeah, I'd like to get it as high as possible. And like all I've done is my entire credit history is just credit cards that I've been over like the last three years. Cause I've never financed any, anything like not in the last seven years. I haven't financed anything really. So I want to get that.

I want to get that higher. And then yeah. And then I'll probably like upgrade in like two years. And like, I still want to get a Corvette. I just have this thing where like yeah you seemed almost sold in the corvette when we were talking man it just seems like so much wasted money for a 60 or 70 000 car though like this the camaro super sport you said is 35 yeah they're like 35 000 like two like two three years old with like 10 000 miles like that seemed like 35 000 in my head is like

what a what a nice car costs like like by nice i mean like nice ish i obviously like you can get a nice getting like a three series bmw or something like like an m3 or something like i get that those are 50 60 000 but like there's something about like that much money for a car like where i'm from you can buy homes for that like like you can legitimately buy like a small something about like that much money for a car like where i'm from you can buy homes for that like you can legitimately buy like a small home on like a quarter acre of land for 50 60 000 which is an appreciating asset and so like i like i've never like liked the idea of those cars that cost 50 000 plus like when my cousin bought that F-250 Lariat, like big daddy 6.8 turbo diesel,

and it was like $60,000, $70,000. I was just like, oh my God. Oh, what an expenditure. Don't worry, I put $4,000 down. Oh, I doubt it. I'm pretty sure he went zero down, 72 months, 0% interest. Oh no, no he's gonna get bent over a barrel on that car uh he he I won't go into details that car's been gone replaced and replaced again

like he's in something much more manageable now but because it was just like you didn't need that you don't haul 50 horses across the country that's what that truck is for it's for men who haul things for a living for a good living he was a welder so having some level of truck like he got paid for it he but he could have bought a he could have bought a landscaping company hand me down and gotten the same rate i think yeah you know get something comfortable i'm all for like late model leather seats air conditioning like like get the highest trim package you want but like don't get a 250 and when you want a 150 will do it like don't get the big daddy work man's truck unless you're gonna utilize everything it has if what you're if the

job you're doing can't be accomplished by a truck that that hauls 10 000 pounds like a standard f-150 fine you need a 250 that wasn't his use case it was absurd and so like i just feel like that truck really what it was supposed to it looked cool in the parking lot it looked fucking cool in the parking lot and of course those guys all put the tires on them that are like 600 700 each ah so now i can't tow anymore so now you can't tow anymore you're gonna put 30 000 pounds behind something with a lift kit is that is the what the fuck is the toe hit the toe hitch is like they drop down you've seen those right oh yeah but they're a lever like all their strength is gone they bend and they fuck up your rear yeah he's a welder so those guys all make their own like tow hitches

that are like you know high carbon steel or some shit it wouldn't be high carbon because you want something that could fucking bend you don't want it snapping off i don't know but anyway uh yeah i like the corvette but i just can't make myself spend 55 000 on a. It just seems like a huge waste of money. I really like the Camaros. I keep looking at the... I look at the Camaro and I look at the Corvette and I'm like, I like this $5,000 more than that, but not

$20,000 more than that. Is this one better than your current Camaro? I assume it is. Yeah, you know, mine's a 2011 or a 2012 2012 I don't know off the top of my head so like it's it's another body style newer and uh they changed a lot you know it's 55 more horsepower I think roughly something like that um and I don't know they look better they're faster one more power no yeah I I'm sure my truck the power to weight ratio is nowhere near the same but the

power is insane like i it never needs more power yeah i've got i think i've got either i think the manual uh of my year model had 425 horsepower and the automatic is like 405 so i've got 405 and god it just goes as fast as i want it to go all the time like if i stomp on it just oh okay here we go and you know zero to 60 is it's probably nothing impressive but for me it is it's all i ever want like i've never had an issue in traffic you know i wish i had more power so i could have passed that car going 120 instead of just 100 like that that never comes up yeah horsepower in cars has gotten so much better over the last 20 years. Like it, I was surprised my truck has also,

it's either 400 or 405 horsepower or something like that. And like I said, it's heavier, but I'm, I'm unaccustomed to that power. Yeah. So yeah, I think I'm gonna do that this week.

Probably I'm going to take my car to, to like get it checked out and take it to the dealership, see what they would give me as a trade in. And then literally just call my dad and be like, here's how much you need to send me. Uh, you know, you can come pick up your car and, uh, and just, just go from there. So not so much motorcycle anymore, or maybe I'm still interested in the motorcycle. Like, like, I feel like I need to, the car needs to come first. Cause like, cause like my ABS light came on, which, which, which is the first light that's ever come on in that car. So I'm like, all right, it's time.

It's time. Plus, I'm at like 92,000 miles, getting close to six digits. It's time. But I still am going to get a motorcycle. I still want a motorcycle. But I definitely don't want a car and a motorcycle if I'm going to be moving soon-ish. want a car and a motorcycle uh if i'm going to be moving soon ish like i've been saying for for all along i might get off probation tomorrow or october 8th of next year it's one or the other you know it's or somewhere in between october 8th is the absolute latest i think it is like

roughly roughly october 8th i think that's when i got released. And so that's when my probation began. So I'm picturing that moving process like me, I guess, in a big-ass U-Haul with all of my stuff and my car behind it, maybe. Where's a motorcycle fit in this equation? It's a hindrance. It's a nuisance. Do you have a lot of stuff to move?

I bought a nice living room suit last year, and'd kind of hate to just throw it away like i've got how do you what's the resale value on a fucking couch well i mean you're gonna take a bath on it but you know literally a fucking couch i would assume the difference might be you know the the cost of moving that all the way to Colorado. How much of my stuff do I bring? Do I leave my television to? Do I leave my bed? Do I leave my nice

gaming desk and my chair? Do I leave my PC? What do I take? I'd rather take all my things. Too much space. I don't know how much. So it's like the only furniture you'd want to bring is the living room set up and then all your gaming stuff in bed. That won't be that bad.

Just get a moderately sized view home. I've got like a chest of drawers here and like two end tables. And like, you know, I've got a second bed in one of my guest bedrooms. If there's anything you don't like at all, just take the opportunity to purge it out. Get something nicer when you get there. Yeah, maybe so. I was just thinking out loud what it would cost to have somebody move it for you like it is a dollar a

pound about right does that sound right i honestly don't know i could get jeremy maybe to drive it out there i bet jeremy would drive a u-haul and then i could just drive my car i wouldn't let him drag my car i would drive my car rather than have jeremy drag a brand new not brand new but a new car to me in my world that's financed across the country i'm not gonna drive all your things that are all paid for yes and inside the a u-haul truck right like like insurance would cover my belongings, I guess, if he destroyed them. Actually, fingers crossed, he destroys everything I own getting there, and homeowner's insurance somehow covers that. I don't know. But yeah, I could probably pay him to do that. Someone was asking me

recently what Jeremy's up to, and the answer is I don't know. But I was sharing with them a little story. I don't know if I've told it here. Right around the time I got sentenced, Jeremy called me. And he's just making small talk. He got my number from my dad because I'd changed phones since the last time we had spoken. And just random nonsense. I'm working here. I'm doing that.

The wife is doing this and that. And then he goes, you know where i could get some green like like he's asking me if i know where some where he could get some weed and i'm just like are you out of your fucking mind are you in your fucking mind prank caller prank caller are you calling me on a mobile telephone it's like that scene from pulp fiction like i'm like i'm on trial for my life here you idiot you fucking idiot like hang up on him he cut he sends me a text message back later he's like i'm in uh collard greens and i'm like yeah i know where an organic fucking vegetable market is you knucklehead yeah that's what you meant that'll hold up you couldn't have even done

like the smarter thing which is like no i was once again asking you for a loan for some money it was clear of what he was fucking asking for and it was like like first of all no i don't know where you get some green jeremy hey kyle you know where to get some green? Oh, that's some good chronic. You know where to get that? You know dope. Marijuana. Marijuana, dope. If you were to contact someone in a different state, who would you contact to have them ship it to me?

Call the U.S. Marshal Service, you piece of shit. They'll hook you right the fuck up. They'll take your passport, your DNA, them they'll hook you right the fuck up they'll take your passport your dna and they'll hook you right the fuck up what a tone deaf thing to do to call your friend that's on probation for it and ask you for weed what a retard what is this you linked uh jake paul he's uh bad mouthing his brother, which I thought was kind of interesting. He says that his brother Logan is fucked against Floyd and that it's bad for the sport. He says he's the real fighter, that his brother's a fake fighter with no business being in the ring. Like, this is some hardcore disloyalty.

Wow. Or it's just drumming up drama even more. I thought about that too, right? Are they playing 3D chess while I'm thinking in checkers? My brother's fucked. It's bad for the sport. I think it's just for clout, he says. That's just to get people talking. Jake says he's the only real fighter in the family

that he's 3-0 while Logan is still not racked up a win. I think he's, um, Oh, one in one Logan, both against KSI. And,

uh, he says, I wish him the best of luck. Just like, don't get in there with a guy who's never even been knocked out. He's not been knocked. He's been knocked down once and it was by accident. I'm not actually familiar with that, but,

uh, yeah, I don't know. What do you think? Is he, is he hyping up the fight is he these guys are masters of promotion right they're better promoting than anyone else in boxing you think that when he says my brother's fucked he's a fake fighter is he it's to get yeah it's to get people online who are fans of them both now commenting you know make being even more rabid over this potential thing like they know their audience is like i imagine a lot of their audience are like girls like young girls who have a crush on them right

does that seem right i don't know i don't know either i would i would wager that i've never watched their content, but it doesn't seem like it's up any of our alley or certainly not up the same alley as anyone in our listening audience. I watched the KSI fight. I had Logan winning both. As a matter of fact, the one he lost in particular, I think they took two points away from him

because he got a knockdown on KSI, and then while KSI was on a knee, he hit hit him if that's not right it's super close and they took two points from him for hitting him for hitting the opponent while he was down and that's why he lost the decision but any schoolyard rules and he clearly was like you you know, he was just bullying KSI, I thought. He got the knockdown. But maybe they're just getting desperate, like seeing that it's likely not to happen. Like a lot of these pro

fighters aren't going to engage with them. So they're just throwing everything at the wall and seeing what might stick or what might generate enough buzz or an offer from a sponsor or anything to get one of them interested if if they were to see the amount of activity it's drumming up would be my guess i doubt that he's actually sitting there like making comments like that fucking brother of mine he's gonna

embarrass the family name like they're probably like back home or whatever on the cell phone right after that being like yeah i think it went pretty well i think they mostly bought it they probably saw through it a bit but no no, people are, you know, it'll get a lot of traction. Maybe we'll trend again on Twitter or Facebook. Could be. I wonder how much money these guys make. Not as much as Belle Delphine, apparently.

Not even close. 50 million a month? 50 million a month? Her last video was pretty hot. I would retire after four days that's that's so true i would do that for half a week and be like buy a little island oh i hear i hear little saint james is for sale you know we're proudly taking back this child rape island and we're making it a paintball course for all to enjoy that would be good not a very accessible paintball course for all to enjoy

though in the middle of there uh yeah i don't know if i wouldn't want to if you guys ever thought about that living on an island i had like how like how it would be because like usually if i'm this is one of those thoughts i'll have like if I'm sitting on a plane and I forgot to bring a book and you just have to think about stuff for a while. Like usually the beginning is like that'd be so dope. You have as much space as you want. And then within a couple minutes, you're like, I probably wouldn't have internet or if I did, it would be terrible. I would be so fucking lonely. lonely if i need i would need to go to like costco i guess what like once every two months and buy thousands of dollars of supplies and wares to go survive on this island what if a storm comes

i'm not that good a swimmer the drone of the generator non-stop because it's not just a public utility over quiet power lines yeah i'm not even like i blow all of my money on the island itself and it's just me in a tent oh taylor i've been down this road like like all right what kind of island could i afford right oh a shitty one not a good island they call this angry angry bear island let's keep working we we put the tractor on a barge i do a lot of self-improvement you know like we work the land and it still sucks there's still no internet there's still no power that you generate your own power like the costco trips it you're better off sailing around the world

yeah than buying somewhere cheap at you know rattlesnake cove right and battling the bugs and the seagulls or whatever like actual island life is like oh there she is mosquito isle her new home ah the malaria archipelago let me just fix the population sign back to zero when i drop yeah we looked at those like islands for sale and the stuff that's like quarter mil half million dollar islands trash it is trash it's just like a patch of trees out in the middle of a lake this shit like that or it is so far north in canada it's like where even canadians would look at a map and be like we we own that too. My God, really? It's so far up there. It's so small

you wonder if the river water rises, how big the island is after that. You have to have your house on stilts. Yeah, they took that picture on a dry season. Three acres, well it was a few years ago anyway. Every now and then.

No, that's because of the water. That's why we call it Timeshare Island. You've got we call it timeshare Island. You've got two weeks a year to enjoy, but get out of there quick. Don't dilly dally on that. I'm not interested in Island at all. I like, I think it would like,

like there's a lot of like living conditions that I find attractive and appealing. Like at the middle of nowhere, it's kind of nice. Uh, but, but it's always like an insula, a peninsula.

Yeah. You can drive in and out. Okay. Okay. And they can wire internet in there. Or maybe you've got like an island with a bridge to the mainland. Like it's close enough that you've got your own fucking bridge. That'd be tight.

That'd be really cool. You can, it's probably illegal, but like, could you add your own fortifications? Yeah. A drawbridge, a moat. You know what? This is what you do. You don't even need an island. You just buy a big plot of land in one of the Dakotas.

Well, not the Dakotas because it needs to be warm enough that it won't freeze because then your moat becomes useless. So in Texas, you buy a big bunch of land and you dig a giant moat. And because you also can own any animals in Texas, you can fill it with whatever strikes your fancy. Hippos. Have a drawbridge over it. Hippos. That's a little too scary, honestly. I wouldn't want to live that close to it.

Crocodilians. Crocodilians. Piranha. No, you know what? Piranha. Super villain style. And then it's like real life piranhas. So a guy falls in and is like, ow, ow.

I'm getting out of here. Fuck. Like, no. My fiends swam him. Damn it. So he lost the tip of his pinky. Oh. I know I guess it's just a nasty cut Yeah, I've always thought it's kind of cool to have one in a fish tank like like feed it hot dogs Yeah, they don't I had it. I had a piranha when I was little it just stands still the whole time, right?

Kind of so it didn't really it didn't really do much But my dad like it was just a fish tank that we had a piranha in it and then one time Jesus really do much but my dad like it was just a fish tank that we had a piranha in it and then one time jesus oh wait is that okay 200 000 okay for a second i saw 200 million 200 000 for 0.7 acres are we looking at the whole island that's the whole island i can't imagine there's a part we're not seeing and again i bet that's low tide maybe i bet i bet you could like haul in sand and do what the fucking um what are those what the fucking Abu Dhabi do that's a clever idea just connect it to that reef out there maybe yeah just make it

bigger just haul in a metric shit ton of sand and give yourself like five acres they don't even price this one out this island of Patroklos in Greece 650 acres that's going to be expensive oh the pumpkin key florida 26 acres a cool 95 million dollars if you sort it by price low to

high you have to skip a bunch of like where there's no price but then you start getting to actual islands that you could buy oh what i just found i just found the right angle on the island you linked. The mainland is like literal stones throw away. You could absolutely throw a rock to the mainland. Yeah. Do you see... It's so shallow.

I'm not sure you could drive that boat around it. I think you could wade across. No problem. Do you drive a boat? Do you pilot it? Navigate no problem do you drive a boat do you pilot it navigate you sail a boat right even a motorboat i think you're cockroach bay 150 000 can i rename it i hope so that is the question yeah the renaming fee costs more than the fucking island yeah well it's a great deal but it's called a child porn at fuck don't look at it no it was uh that's actually an indian uh

tribe imagine putting that on your fucking like you're on tinder like all right yeah come on over i'm in a baby fucker lane the baby fuckers lived here long before the white man came in i gotta pay off one american indian guy to come in and give some bullshit history john redcorn to come out and lie for me It's at the corner of itchy vagina and explosive diarrhea. Way. Way. Yeah, that's a terrible name. Cockroach Island. Cockroach Island.

I bet it's Spider Cave. This name Spider Cave scares me. I'm less than $300,000 to buy spider cave. You approach it and you literally hear spiders hissing at you. I'd pay a thousand dollars to not have to go to spider cave. I would absolutely pay a thousand dollars to avoid spider cave.

I don't like someone's like, yes, you're not talking because you Americans have your rules. We'll see how tough you are after spider. we'll see how tough you are after a spider I'll tell you whatever you want I'll tell you whatever you want remember those cave spiders it's pretty nice remember those spider

those cave spiders from fear factor how hideous they were yeah they hiss at you like usually I'd watch that show and be like I'd eat those bull testicles let's go 50 grand all right I'll eat a bull testicle. But then they show those cave spiders. And I remember the girl trying to eat it and it somehow it cut her lips. I don't know if it pinched her or if

she was biting so... She's trying to munch it up fast. You don't want to slow chew this. You don't want to savor your cave spider. And you want it dead. But her mouth is bleeding. Her lips are bleeding from... It's such a spiny, pokey creature. And I'm just like, nah, that's where I

fucking bow out, right there. I'll drink the horse cum. I'll eat the bull testicles. I think I could eat those cockroaches because they're so soft and crunchy. I feel like if you give me a glass of water, I can eat some cockroaches because they're so soft and crunchy i feel like if you give me a glass of water i can eat some cockroaches i'm gonna hate it i'm creeped out by those things but i'm not afraid of them necessarily like i think i can do it give me the water to like chase it and i think i can do this but when i saw those cave spiders that's

where i know about yeah i wouldn't want to do that i would rather eat live mice spiders i'm kind of impressed though and it like you're like she's eating them the spiders all horny and pokey and her lips are bleeding and she's persevering i'm like chicks cool yeah yeah i don't want to kiss her right after but I'm guessing she's super hot because she's on that show. Fear factor. Yeah, they don't pick any uglies. Did you ever watch Gullah Gullah Island? No.

Too young? Too old for that? Well, you can buy Gullah Island. People in our audience are going to remember Gullah Gullah Island, that show where all the kids were on an island and there was an anthropomorphic for a yellow big yellow frog that was a guy in a mascot suit that would hang out and that's that's where i learned we're too old for this there's a cartoon frog here with a bunch of uh mixed race children this is what is

this from 94 94 to 98 so that's yeah i was watching children's television from 94 to 98 i was a child i was i was three to seven so i think you watched children's television at three yeah wow five-year-old you was a bitch learning how to spell on gulla gulla island when you got home from retard class i had a mortgage when i was eight years old what are you talking about watching gulla gulla island yeah well you know what that's that show i still remember I had a mortgage when I was eight years old. What are you talking about watching Gullah Gullah Island? Yeah, well, you know what? That show, I still remember watching that show. And maybe like the frog or someone was scared of the lightning

or the thunder and the lightning. And one of the black older guys sat down and was like, there's nothing to be afraid of. Listen, the storm's going away from us and then they're like lightning he's like now we count one two and it's like on your everybody's counting together and then the boom and he's like see that's five then it struck again they count and it was six and i was like like maybe five just like what like this is you can do this this is a real thing you can do i remember trying that when counting no like knowing if a storm was coming towards you or away from you

and i was it blew my mind blew my mind i still remember that scene and you're one of those kids that really like that old magic trick where you like pull your thumb off too huh yeah you know i mean it's a class did you fall for the got you nose thing i was showing somebody norseman the other day i was showing somebody norseman the other day they'd never seen it before and they got to that part where he's like uh he's showing the vikings magic and he does the old like pull your thumb off trick and they're just like oh he tore off his thumb and put it back on and there is no blood. Oh,

like they're just blown away. They've never seen anything like this before. Yeah. I'm going to, after the show, I'm going to watch some gully gully. You know, they really lost the plot after season one and two,

if I recall. Yeah, not really. I don't know what happened on that show. Yeah. Other than that one scene of, of lightning and thunders counting i didn't watch really any of those educational shows that i remember like i watched like like i didn't like barney the fucking dinosaur like like like when i was a kid it seemed like we were always like connecting like shit like that with child molesters like or

being gay like like like yeah like like oh that's gay now and like we didn't mean that like that with child molesters like or being gay like like yeah like like oh that's gay now and like we didn't mean that like that's not cool we literally meant that is a homosexual show like like you're gay if you watch that you really yeah yeah we would say like that's gay but like we didn't know what it meant oh we knew oh no that just means that's not cool that's gay we were we were told what it meant uh and uh but yeah just like everything was like the fucking um what was that other show with the fucking uh the round-headed like like characters and the baby was in the sun teletubbies that was gay like one of the teletubbies was actually a homosexual that wanted to fuck you apparently we

were told oh tinky-winky i remember that that rumor on the playground yeah they'd be like you know the purple one the purple one rapes kids teletubbies was too young even for me i never watched that but even then i remembered that being one of the the schoolhouse rumors is that tinky winky the purple one touched kids the uh you know you always had some parent who was like telling their kid and then they told all the other kids and then everybody's minds got poisoned with like fucking christian propaganda and it was like um x-men was uh was um like like um what uh what's the word i'm looking for um anti-religious sacrilegious x-men was sacrilegious like couldn't i had to sneak x-men because there's a character named beast and apocalypse like it's like he's a guy who turns into an animal or maybe he just is an animal i don't know he's the blue guy he's real hairy with kelsey grammer's voice like like

oh he's spark of the beast it's like no mom he's a blue hairy man who swings around and he's a philosopher like like see it's a little yin yang thing there oh that's gay too like everything was either gay or sacrilegious like like some fucking christian mother poisoned every every single one of those children's tv shows like barney was a child molester tinky winky was a kitty fucker oh yeah yeah like like barney was barney was gay tinky winky or whatever on teletubbies was gay right tinky Winky or whatever on Teletubbies was gay. He had a purse, right? Tinky Winky or whatever his name was. I don't fucking remember. That was the Sesame Street.

We weren't allowed to watch these things because we were told they were gay. And it was just like – Sesame Street is the only one that like no one said was gay, and it literally has two gay guys in it. Like that shows you like the mentality of Southern moms like like that one went completely over their head but the purple dinosaur who's like in no way has a cock is fucking kids somehow like i think they said the guy in the costume was fucking kids that's what i assumed not the suit itself yeah like like the guy would get out after they finished the clapping game and then he just is like all right kids close your eyes

and open your mouth and that's what he does that's what you can you count how many strokes until one two three four five six seven eight jesus christ yeah but i don't think he was doing that to be fair i just remember my mom fucking telling me i couldn't watch the fucking X-Men and being like, it's a pretty good story here. The animated X-Men show was really good. I could watch that now. It's so good.

My mom thought that about Harry Potter, but it never crossed anyone in my – and I went to a religious school at that time. No one, no one came down onman and x-man and all that stuff it was just like harry potter's bad for a while i remember hearing like pokemon is evil because they evolve and also because there's a psychic type and so i remember my mom at one point being like all right you can play but you can't train any psychic type pokemon and i was like as if you would fucking know like are you gonna pick up my game boy and know well you probably would guess that abra or cadabra or alakazam or the psychic type but you're

not gonna check it and i'm also not gonna stop training alakazam for you he's too useful in the playground fights and speed and base attack alone mom i'm not giving up alakazam i'm trying to keep my record strong on the play on the playground oh that was great before they stopped fucking nonsense uh nobody ever had an issue with harry potter um that's always the one you think of yeah i don't know nobody had an issue where i'm from with harry potter like i started reading it when i was maybe 13 something like that i got like i think we got the first book from like a yard sale or something like that and i fucking loved it and read through it in like like two days and then i was like i need them all let's keep them coming and then i went to the midnight release for like one of the later books like like

i really like those books i still like them i mean i should have read them in prison it was so funny explaining harry fodder to snow like looking back on that god that was just like last year or something. Oh, like, yeah, I don't know. It's just a little kid. He's a,

he's a wizard. His parents are real mean to him. And, uh, there's this other guy, Voldemort. Yeah. He's like the bad guy.

Just a little word of advice. Don't tell anybody else you're reading that game. If I know you're reading about wizard kids and fucking little princesses or whatever the fuck, they're going to rape the shit out of you on principle you know you're making the rest of us look like bitches man they fucking came in here and they saw you reading the sorcerer of azkaban or whatever the fuck nobody's got a problem with that surprisingly in prison like there's nothing like

too soft he's like it's on the outside of your book and it's just like it's like raping for dummies like so it's like oh outside of your book. And it's just like, it's like raping for dummies. It's like, oh, okay. All right. I'm studying crime. I'm studying crimes. Everybody's kind of on the same page that like, dude, we are fucking in here. And there is no fun to be had.

There's no women. We got basic cable. When they let us watch, this library kind of sucks. Lots of drugs. Read whatever you want to fucking read like nobody's got an issue like like like they're in there like staring at the weather girl all day so like they're certainly not going to give you any shit for like reading some harry potter like this is uh before i wrote it down as you were talking when this has been what he was in the bathroom but you were talking about like rumors and nonsense that starts at schools

like little things like that and it this didn't happen at school but it reminded me of this really funny story my my youngest brother you know he was probably kindergarten like five how old are you five right right around there and he had these two little neighbor kids quinn and stevie or whatever the fuck and he would play with them all the time. And they thought he was like the cool kid. They were all the same age. And they were like, their parents were so strict. And because this is my youngest brother, you know how it is.

You know, the youngest sibling, not nearly as strict. It's whatever. And so like he had seen a movie or something unbeknownst to us. And he thought at like age five or six that he had a handle on what sex was and so and like could explain it and these other parents were so protective over their kids they like wouldn't even let them watch like the disney channel and stuff and i remember one night hearing my parents talk and be like do you hear what he did yeah at quinn at quinn and ste's house. He told them what sex was.

Yeah. Now their parents are furious. Except he didn't explain it right. He said that you pee into a woman's ass. And that she has babies from it. And apparently this like really upset those two young boys that were neighbors. They were like really like, wait, what? Like you put your penis in a woman

like they they which i mean that part fairness my brother true but uh yeah they were they were devastated by that they weren't allowed to hang out with them anymore uh they i think they like they were like hyper religious and so they like tried to get my parents to like do a bible study chat about it and i remember my dad being like i am not going to that loser's house because he thought that guy stalked him was a loser and like you know just didn't he was weird he was even the reason his kids were so weird because he was so fucking weird and so you can't even blame them really they're probably you know messed up to this day hopefully not but anyway he got that wrong what else did he say he oh there was something else

he said about it'll come back to me it'll come back to me sorry it might have been there's not something related i'm trying to think of other shows that like i either wasn't allowed to watch or like were like or by like my friends or people at school were considered like it was always gay everything was always gay or or it was either gay or sacri school were considered like it was always gay everything was always gay or or it was either gay or sacrilegious it was one or the other not it always oh that's why it wasn't allowed yeah that doesn't like yeah like like i said like teletubbies is gay they are gay um like like barney is gay like like not that like oh it's not cool no barney fucks men like that's the issue with barney yous men like like that's the issue

with barney you know apparently that's what that that's what like third grade you know what were the not what were the not gay shows simpsons for sure simpsons was always fucking cool like like some kids weren't allowed to watch and uh and those you know that was sort of how you measured like that guy's yeah a little bit like like that guy's parents are fucking lame you know they don't even let him watch the simpsons like like bart was my role model as a child you know like like which explains a lot um destroying things yeah destroying things starting fires running around with a slingshot i of course bart had a wooden slingshot i had that scary motherfucker you buy at walmart that you strap under your forearm yeah yeah mine shoots ball bearings and it has ammo you keep in the in the

like in the handle it's literally a deadly weapon yeah it's literally a deadly weapon like it shoots those solid steel ball bearings 300 feet per second you could you could totally kill somebody with that motherfucker i had the blow gun that shoots the steel darts that that would penetrate into solid wood and stick yeah i remember i got one of those like over the forearm slingshots when i was maybe 10 or something and like going out in the woods and i didn't have the ball bearings i just had rocks that i would pick up and i remember like firing the rocks and being like if they knew what this could do they wouldn't have bought it for me exactly yeah like it's like breaking like chipping bark off of trees when it hits it's going so fast yeah although i had access to firearms from an extremely early age you know like

i mean i was shooting them at four like legitimately like like shooting rifles my dad at four like 22s and stuff because like i can remember getting my like webbing between my finger and my thumb caught in the in a 22 pistol when i was like four on the back porch with my dad be like ah like freaking the fuck out and then being afraid that pistol for years afterwards i can remember like shooting rifles with him in the in the back or like 22s and stuff so like it wasn't like crazy to get me the scary slingshot when i'm eight because like a little crazy i had bb gun when i was uh four as well like the red rider like i could barely cock the fucking thing the one that

you like cock from the like a lever style yeah was it it was an air you said air rifle right not pellet gun. Yeah, BB gun. It would shoot BBs, not pellets. It would hold hundreds of them. I had one of those. Yeah, you just upend it, and then you fill an entire chamber with 150, 200 BBs.

Huge amount. Because you had to pump it, it would say, do not pump more than 10 times. But it was like, fuck you. I wanted wanted to go faster that's the cross way more that's yeah that's what i had i had the crossman when i was yeah the crossman is the one where you reach to like the four uh the forend and and you can like pump it infinite times it seems like once you get to 20 pumps or so after that it's not really doing

a whole lot extra it's hard to pump when you're a little kid so i remember like standing there basically like having the gun pointed like in my mouth being like nobody ever told me not to just like directly at my eyes i always learned my lessons with pellet guns the hard way um i i I, I had, I had a lot of the red rider. Red rider is a lever action. It's one pump. And, uh, so it's 280 feet per second.

Uh, the, the Crossman is the pellet rifle. They can either shoot BBs or pellets and you cock it by pulling a little lever back with your index finger on the right side of the action. They're both pretty cool BB guns. Uh, like I said, the Crossman also shoots 0.177 uh

caliber pellets and it was really accurate for like shooting birds and stuff whereas the red rider was just barely able to kill a bird and you had to be kind of close but every time i would point it at someone that i shouldn't point it at, which happened, or I shot something I shouldn't have shot, which happened, dad would do the same thing. He would destroy the fucking pellet rifle right there in front of me. He would pick it up by the barrel and smash it on the ground like a fucking

gorilla, and it would just explode and be completely ruined. He would ruin it right there in front of me. I learned my lesson about gun safety that way if i fucked up i did something stupid the gun was gone and it's not like we're getting a new one next week or next month it's next birthday or next christmas it's next time like it's pellet rifle shopping time like we're not getting a new one like oh yeah it my birthday is in may luckily so like

it's like right in the middle of the year so i'm never more than six months away from a new tv guy what uh how many do you think he destroyed like maybe two literally four literally fun if he did that now right like kyle's back at the farm he shoots at concrete it ricochets and breaks glass kyle you know the deal. Hand over the 870. I have to return this, though. It became the opposite, especially when I would make videos. My mom really wanted my dad to make me stop filming those videos over there. She's like, he's got the whole field on fire. What even is that they have? It's mounted on a car, Lamar.

He's got a belt-fed machine gun. That's something you see in war movies and my dad's like what am i supposed to do he's a grown man he's making money what am i supposed to do you want you want to stop him you want to stop him go stop him go stop him he's got a machine gun turn the gun on you if you try and ruin it technically it's a minigun but either way you're fucked. He's pretty good with that machine gun. I don't think there's anything we can do. Basically told him that, like, I'm not going to stop him.

It looks fun. I get asked a lot, like, what did this person or that person think when you started doing YouTube full-time? And the answer is usually, like, well, they thought of it as a business. You know, the viewers thought of it as playing video games for a living. My dad thought I had started my own little YouTube business. You know, my wife thought I was earning income

for the family. Like they never were, they didn't look down on it or anything. No, as soon as like, as soon as you can like show like, I'm making this much money. Everybody is like, you have business. Nobody's like, oh, so you play in the backyard with guns.

Nobody says that when you show them that you're making $100,000 a month or whatever. They're like, oh, so you have a firearms company. Exactly. Some viewer might be like, oh yeah, he's that guy that shoots pumpkins. That's kind of silly huh nobody else thinks that that's like on the the other side of the camera yep yeah there's

same thing with like making gaming videos it's like it's like nobody thinks oh yeah he plays video games for a living kind of a loser huh uh actually no he has a uh a corporation that uh that makes that makes video game commercials uh doing really well working from home just a few hours a week it was a lot of hours for me though i work a lot as fps fresha you worked a lot too right uh on and off like they were like um hot and coals fucking fireworks did you hear that big boom outside um if we were doing like one of those projects like a big sponsored project like we're doing something for call of duty or medal of honor or like like a hitman or something that was a work week that was just a a seven day like 10 hour a day kind of grind of like a mixture

between drawing stuff up on the marker board and like coordinating like a dozen people that had to be there on time and like do stuff like oh yeah you've got to this guy's got to come and set up a zip line these guys have to be there for safety yeah make sure we call our cop buddy so he's there make sure that that we've got the water truck you know hooked up to the back of the tractor in case we start a big fire so we can put it out and like just coordination of everything and then like getting all the material there like you don't want to get in the middle of a field somewhere and be like oh yeah we don't have anything to drink there's no water here or oh yeah we didn't bring enough magazines for the rifle or enough ammunition it's like we need extra of everything in case for in case we fail at something. So those weeks were really stressful and work-filled to some extent.

But there were times when I was just doing my own pet project or whatever. Like, oh, yeah, I've got this gun I want to make a video of, where it was kind of fly by the pants. And it was like, yeah, I would think up what we're going to do, and I would get the targets. But other than that, it was like, if we don't get this today, we'll get it tomorrow. If we don't get it tomorrow, we'll get it the day after like it's fine if we fail today

um there that is how scott got hurt that time though it was like i want to get this done today like like the sun's going down we have we didn't get the door explosion right it's not right like like because we had to like flub something with a door explosion because i was shooting a fully automatic sega 12 uh like in tarkov and um is it can i interrupt was it a car door or refrigerator door that hurt scott i have my it was a refrigerator door but that's not how the the shoot started so it's the it's the last thing in the video um because i would film like four segments an intro three three targets and usually an outro like that was kind of the formula that i came up with um and so like this was either the finale or meant to be sandwiched

in between but in any case it was a house door like like a like an interior door that was mounted to a frame and i think i was just blowing open a door but i didn't have the right kind of actually i had the what's called low velocity binary compound it's basically tannerite that explodes uh with lesser velocity bullets like shotgun rounds and 22 rounds red dot maybe uh that's that was a completely different company that i owned but it's um it but tannerite made their own version of that stuff it's the low velocity binary there's a few companies that make it now in any case uh it wasn't going off with the shotgun rounds i had and so what i

organized was when i shoot the shotgun you shoot the target with your sniper rifle and that'll get it to give us the desired effect which is me shooting a door with a shotgun and the door exploding. So we'll just cheat it a little bit. And so my buddy that I get to come over with his rifle is drunk. Like not sloppy drunk, not falling

over or anything, but he's had five or six beers. He's not dangerous but his timing is a little off. So I go, boom! Tick, tick, go, go, go! And the door explodes. And I'm like, I can't edit that. If it had been a little bit of a delay, I could have cut to the second camera and cut back or something. I can't do anything with this. And I kind of told him. I wasn't mad at him. I was like, ah, man, there's too much delay

there. I don't think that's going to work. And I, I only had the one door and you just exploded it. And he's like, my buddy's like, I got a refrigerator, uh, back at the house that we were going to get rid of anyway. And I'm like, perfect, perfect perfect we'll get the refrigerator and so we loaded the refrigerator up and did the exact same thing again uh you know put the explosives in there he got in the back of a bed of a truck on a bipod with a sniper rifle i got the shotgun and you know you could just watch the video and see what happens next i fucking i shoot he shoots the exact same time perfectly timed you can't even tell it in the video and that refrigerator comes all to fucking pieces and a piece of it hits scott right in the shin

and uh you know how big was the piece can you could you do it with your hands like it was this long bendy piece like it was like it looked like um framing like like um like you ever take the screen out of a window you know that frame it has around it very similar to that like it like it was like a thin sheet metal that was kind of like an l all the way down and like but that was like contorted and bent into this like weird triangle type thing that and that was tumbling across the ground and that hit him right in the shin and it it was like four stitches you know a about a one inch long cut that was very deep not to the bone exactly but you can stick your pinky into it for sure like you know maybe how much was it the medical cost uh like. Yeah, something like that. $1,200 or $1,300.

And that was the deal. I was like, hey, Scott, here's the deal. I'll give you $500 cash right fucking now and we'll sew your leg up. Or we can go to the ER, whatever cost I'll pay for. Take me to the fucking hospital! Take me to the fucking hospital! I'm like, all right, all all right we're going in just a minute

i've got to finish the outro first we're losing sunlight and i want to get this uploaded tonight i'm losing blood all right please hurry with the outro he literally has someone else's t-shirt duct taped to his shin and uh and i'm i gotta hit the outro now he's like are you fucking kidding me i'm like jeremy come on get the camera get the camera come over here all right point at me all right waist to top of head zoom in that far all right you got me edges out here i like move my arms to like idiot proof holding a camera i'm like i'm like support support all right this arm here elbow on that hand all right you good balance it out legs wide you good you good all right

well my friends as you could see that was a little dangerous did you see my friends it's very fun i have to go it's like a i really wrap it up quickly and i'm like and to the hospital we go and and you know what's funny is like like obviously your videos are all over the place like everybody knows like the the almost dying meme and everything i was watching and you'd mentioned this to me i'd never watched those compilations of those dancing african guys with the with the coffin on my shoulder and i was watching one of those and it was like the second clip in like a 25 million view video and i was like oh there's kyle you dropped the little mortar it's there but like the split frame before it ends they start doing their dance and it's it's a very funny meme you think it it would get staler as the video goes on

it just gets funnier it's always funny it's always funny i love that meme the dancing coffin meme yeah that was a that was a perfect example of me turning a bullshit day into like an eight million view video or something like that because like we got there and what there was was very underwhelming because i was told we're gonna get to play with mortars and when i hear that we're in vietnam shooting fucking mortars over there blowing up huts right like and i get there and what we have is a launcher that will launch heavy chunks of iron shaped like mortars you know it's just it's it's uh it's it's a it's a mortar but there's no explosive in it's just a solid chunk of steel and you drop it in and it it does it's uh it's it's a it's a mortar but there's no explosive in it's just a solid chunk of steel and you drop it in and it it does the mortar thing it launches it but it's really like

uh cornhole for for assholes you know it's you dial the thing in you try to hit a big ring out there when it hits the ground it's incredibly underwhelming it goes it's just it's just a heavy piece of metal hitting dirt out in the field somewhere And I was like how do we make this interesting and it failed and I was like done. That's 10 million views right there Yeah, $20,000 for like what should have been just a throwaway of a day. Yeah. Yeah, that was that Was a that was a good one because I was so glad it failed when it failed I was I walked away and I was like we're done. We're done done there's no reason to keep going like we're done that's it we got a funny fucking i watched it back and like i'm laughing my ass off and it's it looks hyper

dangerous because oh yeah i just watched the clip nobody can tell that it's fake it's not fake but you just can't tell that it's not gonna explode explode. Not going to explode. Yeah. Yeah. It's a real mortar launcher. It's a real mortar. It just doesn't have any explosive in it. Yeah. Yeah. That was a, there was a couple of days like that where it's like, well,

we have gotten here and what was promised is not here. We are going to have to make some shit up and bullshit and like make this entertaining our own way. Cause other, like anybody else who tries to like touch this, it's going to be the blandest bullshit 10,000 view video they ever made but like we've got we're going to make a thing out of this one way or another and then sometimes i got there filmed it and then i was got home and i'm like we're not using that we're not using that there's a lot of stuff that i was just like and

like some people get mad sometimes uh they're like hey what happened you were supposed to make the video of our blah blah blah and i'm like it looks like shit i'm not uploading that it looks like shit like like you were supposed to have this that and the other there none of that was there nobody wants to see me shoot uh steel and and a pumpkin with your slightly different version of an ar-15 right and get into the 223 yeah put me in a helicopter dude like like put me in a helicopter or give me something to work with but nobody wants to see like the some bland ass shit all over again it's got to be interesting or nobody cares it had to keep escalating which and you kept escalating for years which was pretty cool like i remember one time you made a like what do you early on what

are your favorite early videos for me you blew up an Xbox. I think you shot it and then you maybe shot it with like a Kimbo and then a shotgun. And then you blew it up and eventually you maybe lit it on fire with whatever was left. I forget. Yep. That's accurate. Compared to the productions you put on later, that was actually kind of just a backyard, not a big deal. People thought you used fake guns a lot. So you went and you shot into water.

And I hadn't even seen the effect where you shoot into water and it makes all the splashes. And I was jelly because it was like, that is a popular video. Yeah, like 1.8 million views shooting into a pond with a $300 Wasser 10 AK. Yeah. Yeah. With a $300 Wasser 10 AK. Yeah.

It's like a $300 rifle and $30 worth of ammo. Like $3,500 profit. It's pretty solid. Yes. Yeah. The goal was always to escalate. And like bigger and scarier. And like,

it's like, oh, we really need to blow the fucking shit out of this car. Because last week we need to blow the fucking shit out of this car because last week we blew the fuck ton of shit out of a car this week we got to blow a metric fuck ton of shit out of a car you know it's always got to be bigger and you learn more dangerous also it could just be better on camera you're like you know what this is how you make a big like explosive effect but you throw some diesel in there and you get a lot of smoke to go with it and that's an interesting fire and smoke which you know like if it's just hatterite things

explode and fly around which is cool but the next video things explode fly around along with fire and smoke like a black thick smoke then you got just more talented at the cinematic effect yeah the pyrotechnic part of it i remember freddie w like pm'd me this video one time he's like yeah this is what we're working on and he had like this um they had made this pyrotechnic where they had like a small charge like blowing up a small amount of gasoline and making this fireball and i was just sitting there like that's pretty cool i don't know how to do that. And then just go into the drawing board and be like, how do I do that? And so Oklahoma City bombing, did a little research

there, and we figured it out. You know? Ted Kaczynski's still alive. You sent him a message, right? Yeah, I wrote Ted some letters. He had a lot of thoughts. None of that's true, except for the Freddie W. part, but I was just like, how do I make it? Well, you know, I like your ideas, but I think we we're gonna go ahead and still do it in a big empty field

that's great love it love it love it you know and that's that could be next week next week we could do it at the pentagon the way you think you know because i had never really blown stuff up like like like like that growing up like like we would make like small pipe bombs and uh we would make uh um what are they called um where there's little things you hold they go this make the sparkler sparkler bombs yeah we make sparkler bombs i'm not gonna go into details but you can make bombs out of sparklers very easily you can make them out of like like instant pots pressure cookers. Don't say that.

I'm being vague and you're talking about the Boston bombing. Instant pot. Recommended by two out of two Boston bombers. Well, the one remaining Boston bomber. I recommend it. The other one didn't make it.

What happened to you? Was it the police or the bombing? It was his brother running him over uh during the getaway uh the police had shot him a little bit and then the brother crushed him with the car i saw that uh maybe live i saw that like we're all over that shit yeah i've never seen your clip but or that clip but you know you get what you deserve yeah absolutely but yeah figuring out how to make fireballs, I thought, was a big leap forward for the stuff we were doing. Because shit, they look fucking cool. There's one video that has

it's probably really high for favorites. The ratio of favorites to views is probably top 10 YouTube ever. It's not the most viewed video ever. It's probably got 15 million views or something like that. It's not the most favorited video ever. Like, like it's not the most viewed video ever. It's probably got 15 million views or something like that. It's not the most favorited video ever, but I think it's got

like 3 million favorites or something like one fifth of the people that watch this video favorited it because I said, Hey, what I'm about to do here is expensive. We're about to shoot. I don't remember how much it was $500 worth of explosives. I'm about to shoot $500, $600 worth of explosives down there in that valley. I want to keep doing stuff like this. I'm not asking you to pay for my explosives, but favorite the video because that helps me pay for explosives. And then I immediately turn and fire, and it's a fucking mushroom cloud I make down in the valley because it really was was like a ton of explode not a ton but

a lot of explosives and 10 gallons five gallons of diesel five gallons of gasoline so you get the mixture of dark orange and bright yellow fire with like that's cool that's that's the time that me and jeremy were making the explosive charge and he was like what would happen uh if this went off right now and i'm like you'd never fucking know it you know it dude this is 25 pounds of high velocity this or low velocity this is the equivalent of like 200 pounds of tannerite that we that we're sandwiching in the making an oreo of with two five gallon gasoline containers like and then we're duct taping the fuck out of it like till it's like a solid solid mass i don't think like one roll of duck roll of duct tape i think eight

rolls of the most expensive duct tape you can buy until it's just expensive duct tape you can find gorilla that gorilla tape stuff oh yeah tear you have to use a knife to like cut it when you want to tear it like that it made a crater it made a crater down in the down in the valley that was nuts but yeah like if it goes off you just gotta get running you just gotta you just got if you ever seen a movie you gotta out you gotta keep the flames behind you and then you will be safe yeah like i always knew like exactly what the danger factor was and it it was just like, look, we're making money here. This is what we're doing for a living. If I die, I die.

But we're going to do it. It's going to get done. I'm not going to pussy out. There's no way I go home without doing this today. So might as well just push all that out of your head. Don't be afraid of it. And that's just what I do. I just put myself in a mindset where this is happening.

It's like if you're getting a shot at the doctor there's no reason to be like fucking scared like it's happening there's no way you're leaving here without this shot it's happening so why like even bother worrying about it or like giving a shit about it it's like being afraid of your ultimate death that we're all going to face sometime if there's no reason to be thinking about that just fucking live your life and that's how we would be doing a shoot but it came quickly apparent to me that like jeremy had no clue ever how much danger he was actually in like i would know i've you know and i do some calculation we do those we sometimes we're like hey for a hundred thousand dollars would you do this or that and like we'd all do some ridiculous shit right for a hundred thousand dollars

sometimes that's what i was getting paid to make a video. So it's like, yeah, of course I have no issue standing in front of this fucking car that's about to explode. I'm getting paid $85,000 today. Jeremy's getting paid minimum wage. And he's right there beside me with no clue how dangerous this is. When he's holding that target in his hand, that explosive target that I shoot out of his hands. I was showing that to dad the other day. He's like, what if it had driven the stake through his body?

I'm like, yeah, I know, right? Well, that was a distinct possibility, but I was willing to take that risk on behalf of Jeremy. I remember literally thinking that. I know what explosives do to some extent like i have a good mind for like okay if we put the explosive here that door is going to blow off or if we put it right here it's going to blow a chunk out of this tree but i had no idea what happens when a man holds a stake with an explosive charge at the end of it and i shoot it out of his hands i had no fucking clue but i just told him to do it, and he went out there and did it. And I was paying him in Red Bull and cigarettes at the time.

So it was a great deal for you. An amazing deal. I am running low on Red Bull and cigarettes for my slave. I saved so much money over the years by employing people like Scott and Jeremy. I paid Scott well, but Jeremy got minimum wage most of the time and cigarettes and Red Bull. That was the deal. He would go on a cross-country trip broke. He would show up to go to Texas and have $20 in his pocket and we're gone for a week. He knows going in, Kyle's paying for everything. Kyle's got my food, Kyle's got my

cigarettes, my Red Bull, anything I need, Kyle's got. And I had no problem with that because he's the guy that holds explosives while you shoot him out of his hands. No one else is going to do that for any amount of money because they're not retarded. He should have really

asked for more. I'd have found somebody else. There's plenty of dummies in that neck of the woods that would have done that shit like like like there was there was a bunch of dudes that like thought that shit was cool and were watching on youtube and they would have like not just like random people like people that were in like my sort of circle of uh of like friends and associates like there was a lot of people who were always like hey i could come with you on one of those trips man i you don't have to pay me anything i just want to go and be like yeah man there's really not enough room in

the truck but if jeremy or scott can't come you're in one of the guys you're on the bench that's what i was thinking in my head like like i always thought that there was like a a 10 chance that one of these days jeremy doesn't make it that's such a high percent to die and like like like this isn't like that that thing that time where we asked wings what he thought his odds of surviving our survival trip was and he was like 50 50 50 50 i'd die on the survival trip and i'm like do you know what 50 50 means that's a that's a coin flip that's a paper rock scissors one in a hundred times. Maybe you, you, you die. Maybe probably one in 10,000, you know, like, like even in for, for someone with his health

conditions, like we're just going off in the woods a little, but there was a 10% chance that Jeremy didn't wouldn't survive all that. There's the tank destroyer video where we just mocked up a cube of plywood and two by fours and suspended 25 pounds of explosives in the middle of it, basically making a bomb. And when you shoot it, it sends plywood and two by fours out in a, in a bubble and a sphere of influence, if you will. And I shot it not with a gun, but with a tank destroyer, the bullet is as big, it's like a log that you would put in your fireplace. It's bigger than that. If that bullet were a log, you'd be like, ah, it's a little long. I don't know. We need to cut it in half before we throw it on the fire.

We shot it with that. And I remember, I'm in the tank, of course. He's sitting on top of the tank with his legs down by my shoulders so that he can pan to me and then pan to the target and i remember looking up at him just to like make sure he didn't shake or anything and just seeing shit flying over his head like a cloud of shrapnel there was a bunch of shit like that germany could fuck though or he didn't know any better either way it worked out he's very brave a very stupid that's why i tolerated him like stealing stuff from me over the years and like being like lazy and stuff yeah it's like oh he stole my 200 glasses that i didn't want to that were goofy looking anyway that some company gave

me for free enjoy you're the guy who sits on top of tanks you mentioned wings in the survival trip wonder how like an alternative universe where wings went on that how things work out right is he is he still in the show is he's not dead is there still a show like i wonder what would have happened if wings i don't know went through with it uh i i think there's a lot of decisions he could have made that uh would have meant that he was still on the show and doing well right like because then lefty never would have meant that he was still on the show and doing well, right? Because then Lefty never would have joined. And if Lefty never joined and threatened to quit, I wouldn't have got brought on.

It's possible. Right. It's possible. Or maybe we add you as a fourth host regardless, right? That's always possible. I always thought that you were our best guest and you're the one uh, melded with us the best and really flowed with it. And you're just genuine, genuinely funny,

right? Like you're, you're very witty. You're one of the most intelligent people I know. And unlike the other four guys, you said yes. So yeah. And for less money,

T-Mart onslaught, uh, we were going down the list. Well, so I was on our bench. I mean, there's that fucking fathead kid. Throw him in the mix. Yeah. But no, you know, you were

always like in the back of my head as like the guy who would step in if like, you know, something happened to Woody or you know, something happened to Wings, which seems far more likely over the years. Except when Woody started paramotoring, it was like,

we need a backup plan for Woody. This is like when I go shoot targets and I'm like, all right, we got pumpkins, but if I don't work, we got melons too, boys. Don't worry. We needed some melons for Woody waiting in the wings. If Woody did, after all the, we got pumpkins, but if I don't work, we got melons too, boys. Don't worry. We needed some melons for Woody

waiting in the wings. After all the times we've joked about that, if Woody did actually die paramotoring, it would be like the third week of me and you doing the show alone. We'd have to be like, guys, he's not on a trip. We were real two weeks

ago and we were both tearing up talking about our friend Woody dying and everybody commented saying, this is us right here. We're at the funeral. That's his mom. Yeah, I made these child abuse jokes. She did not take it well. We were asked to leave. We were asked to leave.

Not before I got a couple of nice slaps in with a letto that I brought from home. This is for not treasuring that beautiful boy! I pull out dual eye scrapers. Throwing him a bullseye from Daredevil, just off the dome. That seems like it'd be pretty painful. What do you know?

My mom FaceTimed me just a few days ago she's 70 i think hardly any gray hair good for her does she think she's dying it under wraps no she has some she she has a little yeah most women use that just for ladies gray like like just a little bit of gray you know that does just from angel little gray that way you don't look like uh like like you know when a man of a certain age has jet black hair you're like okay buddy yeah it looks just silly so wait you can dye your hair at home like multiple colors yeah they make this just for men product that's uh you know it's hair dye and it's called like just a little gray or a little gray yeah how does it say okay i don't know i don't know how it works exactly i don't know either

i just remade my beard and i look like a villain in a movie or something like you know what i dyed my beard one so so like i i have more facial hair than what it looks like because so much of it is blonde and white and like brown and not dark. But like one time I took – it was honestly when I was first dreaming up the FES Russia character, I thought he'd have a look to him that was different than my look. I thought for some reason I needed a costume. So like there were wigs and there were fake beards. And like the first thing I did was I got that spirit gum stuff and I glued a fake beard to my face and it looked like that scene from Jackass where they glue cubes all over that guy and it just looks atrocious. And then it like made me break out really bad cause I'd rubbed so much glue on my face.

I was like, that's a no go. So then I was thinking maybe that Tony Stark facial hair thing he's got going on cause Iron Man was hot at the time. I was, you know, maybe that like weird goatee he's got going on because iron man was hot at the time oh you know maybe that like weird goatee he's got going on and so i i was dying my beard black and like i looked in the mirror and i was just like oh no oh no i hope this and i'm just like quickly trying to wash it out before anyone can see what i've done to myself just very like a like a super villain it was you know you know what touch of gray is it it's one of the most brilliant marketing guys of all time is they were like working they're like

we tried this new dye doesn't work at all leaves a place a bunch of gray in there and some guy was like hear me out right and they're like my god we're gonna make so much money off of our air our blunder because and i also how does it is it has to be subpar dye for it to not dye all the hair. Or maybe there's like gray dye in there, or maybe the brush is shaped in a certain way that it doesn't hit everything. I don't know how it works. I've just seen the TV commercials. I don't dye my hair or anything.

I haven't dyed my hair since, like, it was cool to have blonde highlights back in, uh, like fucking middle school. Back when, uh, when NSYNC and Backstreet Boys were in. Oh, I remember I,

I had some, some highlights in my hair at the time when NSYNC was the shit. Yeah, man. When I got taken to Best Buy and I got to buy the no strings attached album to put in my Walkman and bring to school. Yes, exactly.

And I was just like, I remember listening to that and being like, dude, I'm so fucking dope. And then also being like, oh, wait, no, every kid in class has a, has a fucking, has the no strings attached NSYNC album in their Walkman, in their Discman. Yep. Yep. Exactly. And then remember, remember if you walked too aggressively with a Discman, it was like,

well, I guess, I guess it's broken forever because then you would try and listen to that song again and it would scratch slowly you just have like three songs left on your backstreet boys album set yeah yeah i remember that very well i remember having a fucking cassette player walk man like when i was in elementary school like like i remember fucking rocking the cassettes on field trips i didn't have any electronics at that age oh i guess game boy that was all i had throughout grade school i didn't have anything else i had a few things you know a couple video game things uh i had a walkman the cassette player and i guess i had a super nintendo an n64 i had a playstation 1 i think no i don't i don't think i even had a

no i did i had a playstation 1 that i a PlayStation 2 I got a lot more use out of. Yeah, I didn't have the cool consoles really, like the ubiquitous ones. I never had N64. I went from Nintendo NES to Sega Genesis to Sega Saturn to PlayStation 2

was kind of like my video game Genesis that I went through. Yeah, i never had a playstation one which was like the one to have or an xbox one which would have also been great to have my cousin had the xbox one i'd go over to his house and play i remember on the early playstations i liked crash bandicoot spyro uh there was this game writer i Tomb Raider? I didn't have Tomb Raider. I had a game called Load Runner. Like L-O-D-E Runner.

And it was this crappy game. Load Runner. That's my position in our new corporation Lock and Load. I am the Load Runner. That's my official title. From the source to the lab as fast as possible, you're a runner. But yeah, Load Runner, it was like this platformer game where all you had was a guy that could use his gun to shoot out the ground.

And then the bad guys would have to fall in. And then slowly the ground would regrow and destroy the bad guys. Lode Runner. Yeah, Lode Runner. I played a ton of Lode Runner. I loved that game. You know what I'm talking about? I think I played that in an arcade.

I played that on an Apple two E with a green monitor. It was, yeah, it was old release date, 1983. So yeah, I guess this is, this is pretty fucking,

it's a two D puzzle platform board game. I'm going to download this. I remember it's probably going to suck, but I remember having so much fun playing load runner. Yeah. I kind of want to try it again too. Like you said, you'd shoot the guy, you'd shoot the ground and there was a little time period. So you had to anticipate that they're about to step into

it and then you could walk on their heads. And I think they climbed out afterwards. How'd you kill them? The way you kill them was that you would open up that pit. They couldn't get out. I don't think. And then you just had to turn out. They could get out, but you had to time it so that they would fall in as the pit was closing. And then if the pit closed while they were in there they all died right yeah if they walked in when the pit was fresh they'd have time to climb out yeah and you and you didn't have any weapons the only thing you could do is you know destroy the earth destroy the ground and there were a bunch of maps if you could stay alive someone uh someone lent me a video the other day and it was like,

it just, it was a Twitch video of a girl and it said she only got banned three days for this. And so I start watching and it's a smoking hot girl. I don't know if I saw her face, but she's got like her ass to the camera and she's wearing a thong and, uh, and she's just like showing her ass off and I'm watching and watching and I'm

like, this isn't so bad. I mean, it's her whole ass and like, I can see like her. She's in like yoga pants or something in a thong uh in like underwear and uh and then like five minutes in she bends over pulls the thong to the side and it's a full pussy show for like the next five minutes it's her bent over spreading her pussy this far from the camera three-day suspension wow i got seven for saying the word

that rhymes with maggot it's a full like it's as graphic as you can get like it's more graphic than anything bell delphine's ever done it's her gaping dash a foot from the fucking camera lens just like i mean she's she's reaching to play that off right it didn't she went from from 31 000 followers on twitch to 53 000 over the course you find it i just found an art i haven't seen the video yet but it shows her vid stats or whatever it is social blank and it's like what's her name i'll bang it it's called miss behaving m-avin. M-I-S-S-B-E-H-A-V-I-N. No G at the end. But yeah, her call like Miss Behavin.

Her trend was like losing two, losing five followers like throughout the days. Minus two, minus five, minus nine. She said it was supposed to be for her only fans and she hit Twitch instead. Plus 8,395 followers on the day it happened plus 13,000 the day after. Now, maybe Woody can sympathize with this because he did accidentally stream the show the other day instead of hit record.

And then tonight he had a little snafu as well. I guess it is possible that she accidentally thought she was streaming to OnlyFans, but she streamed to Twitch instead. But it's 10 minutes. It's 10 minutes. Like, is she not looking at chat at all? There's the video. Yeah.

All right. So I'm going to find, like, I think it's around five and a half minutes in where, like, things get spicy. This is eight minutes and 40 seconds? Yeah. Is what she's doing right now allowed on Twitch? I hope so. Me too. Alright, go to 5 minutes and 40 seconds. 5 minutes and 40 seconds.

5 minutes and 35... Okay. Okay. Like... And this was a three-day ban? I can see how... I bet she just uses, like, whatever, OBS to stream to either one.

And she has to go in and change the platform in advance. And just... Go to the wrong place. Yeah, this... I mean, is that a cervix? I'm looking at her like... Wouldn't she be seeing... Because she's looking towards i'm like wouldn't you be seeing because she's looking

towards her monitors wouldn't she be seeing the twitch chat i'm watching right now i'm waiting to see when she oh i think i think that's where she notices what she's done like at like eight minutes and 17 seconds she's like looking at her monitor and then she just like stomps out of the room i like that she's got g fuel and Pringles. She's got the good flavor. The best flavor, I think. Sour Cream and Onion. Yeah, Sour Cream and Onion. Dude, original for me. Original. I haven't had a Pringle in a long time, but I fucking love them, and I like the original.

That's a nice streaming setup. It is nice. I guess, you know, that pussy pays for a lot. That's way better than mine. I'm going to show my asshole on Twitch. I'll pay you not to. How about that? You'll raise a lot. Yeah, Kyle, I'll

also not do it. Kyle's going to be a tier three sub to both of us now. Whatever it takes to keep that jungle off of my screen. And I'm guessing she's not coming back. No, it didn't seem like it. I would love to go to her Twitch the day when she comes back and see what she...

Like, so... I heard any good jokes lately. Whoopsie daisy. Well, it's back up now. Oh, no. She's up to 92,000 followers. So she's tripled her following in the last three days while being banned it's a weird thing how that works isn't it super hot super hot but like

who you are it seems to dictate how you're treated oh here what i'm saying is it's not hard to find porn on the internet right you? You can find nastier stuff than that. That was a solo show, right? With no toys or anything. She just bent over and showed her, her junk and it, but it's like the forbidden accidental junk that makes it something different.

Sure. Yeah. If it was on only fans or chatterbait or whatever. Yeah, I agree. I agree. I agree. Just like if you find porn on YouTube, it's more interesting.

There is porn on YouTube. It's just kind of hidden, but it's there. There are unlisted porn videos on YouTube. There are some videos that just haven't been ever reported. And you'll look in the comments box, and the people all have this sort of like and they're like the people all have like this sort of like they're all like nothing to see here right boys and i'll be like up upvoted 10 000 times nope nothing at all nothing at all like everybody's just being super cool about the fact

that we've got like it'll be some like sex scene from a movie with like lots of titties or something like that or it'll be that scene from um um what's the the the show um that was really fucking good oh god damn it this is the woody harrelson and uh matthew mcconaughey tv oh true detective yeah that show from true detective with that woman that dated um woody harrelson or married him or something um yeah that was that was dating him it's uh it's alex um it's daddario dude she's alexandra daddario i i i keep bumping into her on like reddit reddit yeah she's been doing a lot of like i don't know if it's tiktok or twitch or whatever Mario. I, I, I keep bumping into her on like Reddit. Reddit. Yeah. She's been doing a lot of like, I don't know if it's Tik TOK or Twitch or whatever,

but she's doing a lot of bikini stuff. Like just chitling with her friends. It's like a step from only fans. Almost the, the content she puts on there. Right. Really hot. Yeah.

She's, she's, she's in like a conservative bikini, but it's hard for someone shaped like her to be in a conservative bikini like she's got so much ass and so much titty that like she's not wearing like a slutty swimsuit it's just that all swimsuits are slutty when she wears them yeah it's also like butt close ups and stuff if i recall yeah little camel toe she's aware of what she's doing right it's not like hey you know look i can't help the way i look no no no she's saying look at how i look she's fucking hot she's one of my favorite uh actresses to look at

uh i don't i don't i don't need her playing fucking cleopatra or anything or anything she's always playing someone about to fuck that's what that's who she should be playing that's that's that's what i want to see her play smoking hot she's got beautiful eyes she's got a pretty face and uh she's very shapely and then in that clip from um what's the fucking tv show i just already forgot true detective true detectives is like everywhere like that's one of the top tier um like celebrity like nudes from a movie of all time that's right up there with like basic instinct sharon stone showing her pussy it's uh it's it's always on reddit on like celebs gone wild or whatever all those little subreddits that show like howley berry is another

one i guess she actually had sex on monsters ball at least that's the rumor they say um was it monsters ball is monsters ball the one with billy bop thornton what's the one with um oh swordfish is the other one that's where she showed her uh tits for the first time that was swordfish with hugh jackman and john travolta yeah who was the hacker in is hugh jackman was the hacker john travolta was the mastermind even recognize him without the muscles and yeah well without the fucking computer nerd yeah without the trend pump and the yeah yeah fucking Hugh Jackman is a computer nerd that's I like that one yeah there's a scene where like John Travolta tells him to hack into this thing as like a test and he's like yeah I can do

that but then he has like a girl come over and start sucking his dick and he's like, yeah, I can do that. But then he has a girl come over and start sucking his dick. And he's just like, oh, oh, oh. But there's also a gun to his head, I think. And he has 60 seconds. He has to hack it in 60 seconds with a gun to his head while a girl sucks his dick. Oh, are you talking about Swordfish when Halle Berry does his dick? Is it Halle Berry that sucks his dick? Yeah, I think it's Halle Berry. No, Halle Berry does not suck his dick.

Halle Berry, she's in there, but she is not the one sucking his dick. It's a white woman, I think. I promise. It's Halle Berry. No, Halle Berry does not suck his dick. Halle Berry is the... She's in there, but she is not the one sucking his dick. It's a white woman, I think. I promise. It's a white lady. I've only seen that movie once. Me too, yeah. And I remember thinking, you know, that was a film. I probably won't see it again.

I thought it was good. It was pretty good. You know, getting to see Halle Berry's like perfect titties. It wasn't terrible. Was the highlight of the film. But it was one of those movies that you know as you're watching it, I'm never going to watch this again. I've only seen it the one time.

What was the term for a missing nuclear bomb? Broken Arrow. Broken Arrow. That's also a John Travolta movie. Christian Slater, I think, is the other guy in that movie. I think it's John Travolta and Christian Slater. Terrible film. I liked it.

It's so weird. Christian Slater slater i mean i'm not saying it was infinitely weirder than christian slater come on oh no i'm thinking of someone else he doesn't look that weird i don't know actors names to faces very well we were talking about asses and porn and stuff if i were to fuck a croc it would be this one oh oh look at that oh it didn't get its tail cut off it was born without a tail so now it's got that oh it's so cute yeah rock your butt look at that that's so much cuter than a regular croc like you almost want one you just you want a mutilated cross it seems so much less dangerous without the tail. Look at the front of him. It's still dangerous.

But he's kind of giving that coy look like, you're looking at my booty. Like he's in on the joke too. I know I look silly and I'm an awful swimmer. He just swims in circles. No, he's just like straight up. Like he bobs to the top every time because he can't stay buoyant.

That big ass is keeping him weighed down. I wonder how he swims. Badly. Poorly. There's probably a reason he's in a fenced-in yard. Yeah. He would get made fun of, or she, I guess, would get made fun of by all the other crocodiles.

But could he be better on land, maybe? No, no way. That tail is like they're guiding their counterbalance. made fun of by all the other crocodiles but could he be better on land maybe no no way they use like that tail is like they're guiding like their counterbalance you see like even when they're like crocodiles now getters are sprinting like their tails not staying straight like it's moving it's counterbalancing their oh come on name another land animal with a crocodile like tail and don't say kangaroo alligator that's not a land animal is sometimes when it chooses to be okay but okay then um many types of lizards probably some monkeys we haven't found yet okay well okay i'm not

buying the monkey unfound thing but i said land eel i don't know but that's a good point about um there's a lot of land lizards that i don't know just seems like tails are fish things water things aquatic things yeah well i guess i guess they are you know well no it depends on the kind of tail these big broad pushing back and forth tails yeah but like the tails that like apes have or i guess not apes but some i guess some like lemurs and shit that's like prehensile that's useful true that's a mammal kangaroo too i cut that one off because i thought of it as i asked the question they have like a tripod tail going on that's good i don't know i wonder or no it probably does help balance them as they're jumping because otherwise they always be like falling forward.

I do know that they have talons on their feet, the big strong ones, and they can go on their tail and scratch you and hit you. Oh yeah. And they're strong. They have like defined pectoral muscles, which is odd in a non like ape animal. Like you see a shaped chimp or a gorilla.

You're like, we're close enough to them. They've got thumbs. I've got thumbs. They've got like a chest. I've got a chest chip or a gorilla you're like we're close enough to them they've got thumbs i've got thumbs they've got like a chest i've got a chest chip or uh kangaroos are probably the furthest animal from us evolutionarily where they still have like pecs and delts and shit i would imagine kyle can you think of any animal further away from us evolutionarily that also has delts and like pecs other than a kangaroo

because obviously monkeys are so close. Kangaroos I would imagine pretty far away from us. What does a bird's chest look like? That's what I'm trying to figure out. If you Google bird chest you just get a bunch of poor guys getting picked on by Google. Just look up a rotisserie chicken. There you go. I mean that's

not a very shit. I wouldn't want a chicken breast. Fuck even eagle chest is just a bunch of guys with tattoos. No, I can't think of any. The kangaroo is very human-like. Yeah. It even has kind of hands. They do. I've been fortunate enough to play with a kangaroo

before. They're wonderful pets. They're so fucking cool. First of all, it's highly intelligent. Seem seemingly as intelligent as a dog like you can call it over and it'll come to you and you can hand it a carrot and it'll take it from you and eat it while it looks at you and like eyes your other carrots and like and like if you go to walk away they'll just kind of keep pace with you and like follow you around like like it was really fucking cool that guy in texas had a couple of kangaroos it had claws on its feet and they

talked about that that thing could disembowel you if it wanted to like if you got caught unfortunately uh his camel was really smart too the camel was like knew its name so you can like i'm not convinced that there's like this kangaroo was totally smart it ate a carrot like you called it by name and it came running okay okay did you say that before yeah like it would come up on the porch with you and like sit next to you on the porch and just sort of chill with you and you'd like scratch it on its head they were kind of like yeah scratch my head that's real good boss and like i don't know it was a tame kangaroo like it didn't do any tricks it didn't roll over and fetch or anything but like something about anything with like hands and opposable i don't know if it has opposable thumbs but it has workable hands like it took

the carrot from me that was crazy to me because i'd never seen an animal take something from me with its hand was it one handing the carrot or was it like doing like the animal? Like it would take it with one and then bring them together and do the double handed like gnaw on the carrot thing. And it loved carrots. Yeah. Carrots are good. One of my favorite vegetables.

I wouldn't be that easy to have one, but you know, I'm also. We were talking about the Georgia runoff for Senate. And I know this might sound like a boring topic, but like, it's been super interesting to me because I am bombarded by the ads for this thing. Would one of you as though I have no idea what's going on. All right. So they're having a runoff, uh, January 5th, I believe is the final day of voting. As I'm told every day, voting is open now, though. And it's David Perdue, the incumbent Republican, versus John Ossoff, the dangerous, radical John Ossoff,

who took money from Chinese communists and tried to hide it. He wants to defund the police. He's like a challenging Democrat. Yeah, he's the he's a white guy. Clean cut, skinny guy. Looks pretty young. Looks like he's 35, 40 maybe. And David Perdue is worth like, I think, five million dollars, like rich old white guy.

The other Republican who's also running for her seat is Kelly Loeffler. She is this cross eyed blonde chick who is the richest member of Congress. I don't remember exactly what she's worth, but it's in the order of 200 million, something like that. And she's running against Raphael Warnock, who is a pastor. He's Pastor Raphael Warnock. This black guy who is cut from the same cloth seemingly as that Reverend Wright guy. They literally have clips of him saying, God damn America. And saying...

I remember when that was. They have Raphael Warnock saying it as well. These guys don't know when to shut the fuck up. You're in church. How is God damn even coming up up in church like like you made your point some other way you shouldn't be able to say that you would imagine that any past because i remember as a kid going up in the church like god damn was seen as like an echelon above like fuck yeah it's the worst thing you could say dirty word but saying god damn or like jesus christ was like the the huge no-no but anyway to clarify

that's loffler she is currently holding the seat or she had the seat and she's defending the republicans are the incumbents both of them okay republicans are the incumbents and uh and so rafia warnak warnak this uh pastor um the attack ads against him are insane like i get them everywhere local Local radio, every station, every station where I'm listening to seventies sports radio, talk radio. They've all got the commercials.

All of my YouTube commercials are about this shit. It's a, he's, he's saying one of his quotes is you can't serve the military and God, which I don't know what his whole larger point was, but it's like, why are you saying that if you're ever going to run for public office and then the goddamn america and then um yeah apparently he defended a quote-unquote cop murderer and when i heard that i was like all right you're speaking my language

and uh and just one thing after another about about this guy they're painting them both as radicals and how if they get control of the uh if they win their seats you know it'll be a radical congress based on what he said only god damn only the guy who said goddamn america sounds radical the other guy doesn't but he didn't say much about him or her whichever yeah they said he took money from chinese communists and he wants to he said he wouldn't defund police but then they play this quote where he's saying like police funding would be on the line uh you know for police but then they play this quote where he's saying like police funding would be on the line uh you know for police departments if they didn't do x y and z

and and i was like it's like yeah good i don't i don't care about that but uh it it is kind of that situation this time where if these two democrats want when the the the senate will be uh democrat controlled with a democratic president that'd be quite a bit of power um but in the house kelly leffler is that i don't know what the polls say but i would almost guarantee the republicans are ahead by like 60 40 let me find you a picture of kelly leffler the democrats are leading so i was i was actually this is something i've been following democrats are leading both polls uh osff is up by 0.9% within the margin of error.

And Warnock is up by 1.8%. Holy shit. Again, within the margin of error. That's close. Yeah, super close. But 538, they just sort of accumulate the polls and do their analysis of it.

They're like, all the polling people are sitting this one out. The polls we have are C- and B-rated polling agencies. The ones that they have more faith and trust in, they're not really doing it. They're not conducting polls. So these polls that Democrats are are winning less reliable than normal. Wow. I never noticed her being cross-eyed. Like I was saying the other day,

like if I were Raphael Warnack or, uh, John Ossoff, I would have an attack ad for Kelly Leffler. I'd show a picture like this and I'd be like, crooked. Kelly Leffler has a distorted view for Georgia. I'd be like, crooked Kelly Loeffler has a distorted view for

George's future. She can't see the forest for the trees when it comes to getting low-income workers dependable jobs. She's always got one eye on her own interests and her owners. Yeah, so

I guess you haven't seen... I do feel bad for people with lazy eyes, genuinely, because you can't control that. I guess you haven't seen the lazy eyes genuinely because like you can't control that i guess you haven't seen the counter like attack ads but purdue and lawfler are both getting a lot of negative attention because when covid was sort of like like when the when our elite when our leaders knew about covid and we didn't they sold their made a bunch of money and prevented a bunch of losses. So they profited off the COVID thing while telling the rest of the country that this thing is no big deal. Don't you worry your pretty little head about it. But meanwhile, everything's fine.

Don't worry about Corona. Meanwhile, they're adjusting their stock portfolios to make money implying that they do know it's a big deal, right? If they actually thought it wasn't a big deal, they wouldn't have adjusted their stock portfolios. Yeah. So they're being tricky. So what is she rich from?

Did she marry into a wealthy family? Is she like an oil baroness? She's a woman. You know she did. Did she invent trifocals i don't know i guess i guess ben franklin did that where did loeffler get her money um chinese communists she's worth 800 million damn why even run for office who fucking cares go buy one of the good islands you don't even need to go to spider cove you can you can buy one of the really islands. You don't even need to go to Spider Cove. You can

buy one of the really good ones that probably has good... You can just buy Madagascar. Is that even a country or just kind of where we keep goofy animals? Is there a president of Madagascar? Is it a lemur? Is it a lemur? This seems like the kind of place that would have a premier. Damn, they do

have a president. 26 million people live there wouldn't you know it oh i'm bored of this yeah it looks like her husband made the money uh i think she had 200 and he's got 600 oh so she's just barely keeping it together with that yeah i'm just scanning they're at 800 the story behind the lo lawful is fortune begins with her husband, Jeff Sprecher. Sprecher was a successful power plant, deliver developer living in Beverly Hills and negotiated to buy a struggling power plant,

yada, yada, yada. So that's as far as I got when I said that. Yeah. Um, well, I,

maybe you could get some legal marijuana if, uh, both of these cats get elected. That's all I care about, obviously. That would be great if it happened. I'm keeping expectations very, very low for that. As am I. And then her husband hired her at the power plant that he runs.

Nice. At the power plant. It is. I don't know. Maybe I'm'm being sexist i'm just like half the time women are super rich they didn't get there on their own whoa noticing patterns and applying them to reality woody that's not very pc of you so we'll see she sucks if she was doing all that i think the republicans have enough money i think i only i'm just basing on this one thing republicans always win the low turnout elections and this is an like an off cycle january election you know if it was if it was in the midst of a

presidential election the democrats would have a better shot but whenever they're campaigning for them i i hear you i don't know i'm just based on that little thing i think the republicans are going to win they always win the low-turner elections the commercials have like all like there's no white people in the commercials it's just lots of black people being talking about uh racial issues and civil rights good diversity no whites lean into that too hard like like as a marketing thing like we are the race for people I'm sorry we are the the party for the people of color okay okay but you make it seem like just people of color like you know whenever you'd run ads or like all your diversity

stuff like Taylor mentioned doesn't include white guys at all. Of course it doesn't. But it should. There are white people that vote that way too. At least they want them to. I think they're making a mistake by leaning too hard into the people of color thing. I agree with you. I think they'd be better off to pursue the white voters

as well too. Usually you're not going to be punished for trying to throw a wider net yeah i don't know we'll know in five days i think it's the fifth we're in polls close well if they do that even go would it be kind of like gay marriage where obama signed an executive order or whatever and and just did it and then the supreme court said well that's not unconstitutional would they would i missed the. What was the question again? Like, how would they even roll out the pot thing? Would it just be one executive order

or signing where it's like, it's now federally legal? Or would it be like a whole rigmarole of like, oh, now you can do it both ways. You know, oh, they're still going to come after you because it's still not technically. Bernie suggested that he would use an executive order. But, you know, Bernie suggested that he would use an executive order. But, you know, recently, you know, last month, there was that thing where it passed the House of Representatives, right? The bill to legalize marijuana and to fund minority marijuana stores or something like that. Yeah, okay. As long as none of that money is going to white people, I'm fine.

Yeah, that's where the tax money would go. That's where a bunch of the tax money on the marijuana would go to funding minority-run marijuana stores. You know, which, hey, that's an area where they need as much help as they can get. There aren't enough minorities selling marijuana. We need to lift them up, right? Get them in the game. The white man has been running drug sales for far too long in the barrio i didn't know that detail but uh but i think we're caught when they pass that thing in the house what would have happened is it would have become a state choice thing

so that that is my prediction on how it actually happens nationally that suddenly it's legal nationally and it's also legal in half the states. It's going to be a governor decision? But I mean like that's not how it was with gay marriage. Like it was just sweeping.

Right. Why couldn't it be like that? I don't know that it can't be. I'm sort of predicting what was likely to happen. Yeah. It would be best if they did it the gay marriage route where it's just like, this is silly. Let's just get this done and we can move on to other issues. Right. Yeah.

Because if they do it the way they, you know, the trail they headed down last month, I bet what happens is red states kind of trickle behind and they're a little delayed because they still go for the whole like morality play. Even like, I mean, Missouri is a pretty red state and my tie to the deeper Southern portion of like the boot heel of the state is my grandparents and all their friends. None of them, when it comes up, care about pot at all. Like they even jumped on the CBD thing pretty quick. Like they, and they're not very, they're not progressive at all. Not at all like they even jumped on the cbd thing pretty quick like they and they're not very they're not progressive at all not at all i'm curious about the cbd thing and i'm curious

because of my dogs but do your parents have they had good like good luck with their joints i'm really making them dogs in this conversation no no my uh my grandpa had really bad arthritis in one of his hands from farming and trucking his whole life and uh he used a bunch of cbd creams and stuff that's supposed to like go into your skin and give you some cbd and he said that like after a month or so his hand felt 10 times better but that he was drowsy all the time like and i guess some people get very drowsy from it like i don't think he's ever smoked pot in his entire life so he has no tolerance and so he stopped using it because he was like i can't get work done i can't do anything like i just i'll be up for 30 minutes and my hand feels great but then i'll be like god i need a nap i'm so out of energy and so

who knows a part of that was like psychosomatic on his part being like this is a pot cream even though you know he knows internally there's no active ingredients in this that have thc so it seemed to help them my grandma liked it for her hand she still uses it didn't make her tired but yeah they like it a lot like if you're if your hands are killing you i bet you're willing to try just about anything you know my wife's hands are uh prematurely aged like they're arthritis and trouble and yeah she went to a um i forget the name for a hand surgeon but whatever she went to one and he was like yeah yeah so your concerns are valid and you're just kind of fucked and uh

that's how it went down so it's more like there's no intervention surgically it's more like mitigating pain and just well then maybe has she tried CBD cream because my grandparents I would wager that my grandpa's arthritis was a lot worse than Jackie's and it did help him a lot so maybe maybe get her some of that have her rub that on her hands every morning see if it

helps at least get some for the dog while I'm there that CBD shit is so expensive like you're gonna like, for this little tannin lotion, $55. Your hand hurts that bad? I have an alternative idea. Suck it up,

buttercup. Hand me out canola oil. Try something like a sabay first. You're going to be so busy cleaning everything you touched that you won't have time to be in pain. You can smell like a fish fry. Yeah.

Well, that sucks. I do not want arthritis. The closest I've come to that is I was really exacerbating my forearms a couple years ago lifting, and I got tendinitis for a while and that was where was it my right forearm here i can't see my right okay section and then a little on this side like i just kept working out through it but i was like more careful with lighter weights and over time like it just fixed itself but i imagine if that happened to me when i was 45 it probably wouldn't you know like it would be just a new thing i had to deal with so have you

ever had that tendinitis yeah i had it juji complaints about it yeah he's got better too i had it here um it's called golfer's elbow and there's also a medical term for it but you can google it and uh the way that you heard it is you do this too much like like i specifically i was doing pulps with my what are we doing i was doing a joke no i was doing pull-ups with my uh wrist bent forward and i strained it and uh the paramotor thing is the same sort of thing you're pulling on the handles and uh i heard it i got prp have you heard of that prp is that the plasma rich thing right plasma platelet rich plasma maybe yeah yeah oh it is anything it is the spinny thing right and uh i looked into it it was 500 some people said it was great some people said it was you know witch doctor stuff um but no one said

it did any harm is that with insurance or insurance doesn't cover it insurance didn't cover it so i just paid 500 that's what i was hoping you'd say because like please finish so i asked him about it i was like hey i googled i looked into this you know what do you think and he's like we've had good luck in this part of the body that that part of the body, not that one. Doctors seem really trustworthy. I go to him all the time. And, uh, I tried it basically whatever, three, four months later, like the website said, I got better, but it almost was like, but what would have happened had I not had treatment, you know, three to four months is enough time to heal. So what were you saying, kyle i'm having pain in my wrist right now like like

right there like boom i can totally empathize and right here like like if you if you like move your wrist like this there's kind of a hole right here like like like right about there um if i like extend my wrist down it's really like this hurts this hurts a lot uh and if i bend them back that hurts too and it hurts right there and right there and if i sometimes if i if i bend my wrist down i'm feeling it right here like like like in a tendon right in here that's the place i get it that really soft area sometimes where like i'll be lifting and i'll kind of do you wear wrist supports when you lift i do not no i i don't wear gloves or anything i just let me um i use chalk for my grip but i use chalk too i really like chalk chalk helps so much i wouldn't want to mess my hands up they're so

soft and well you know what i bought to keep my hands soft literally i bought have you ever seen those paraffin wax tubs yeah yeah i've used those eat up and i bought one like for my grandma for christmas and as i was looking at it i was like i, I need this for myself. And so I decided to give her the nice one. I bought myself a cheap one. And so in the bathroom in my bedroom now, I've got a big paraffin wax thing. I think I might have it on right now because I might do a couple hand dips after the show before I tuck in. And it's great. Do you know what I'm talking about, Woody?

We have one, but Jackie uses it because it's for girls. It's great. Well, I like it'm talking about, Woody? We have one, but Jackie uses it because it's for girls. It's great. Well, I like it. I didn't get a very big one. And so it's like, it's for hands and feet. And I'm like, it's barely for hands. I'm not putting my 13s in there. It's not good unless I want to do it one half at a time, like you're flipping back and forth.

But it is so much fun because you'll just sit there with your hand like this in a, in a cast of thick wax. And you're supposed to just sit there for like 20 minutes. Cause it's pretty fucking hot initially. Cause you do like a dip, wait three seconds, let it harden a bit, dip again,

wait three seconds, dip again, three seconds, dip again. And the final dip, you have five times. And it's like, your fingers look like even like girthy because of

how much wax is on there and then like after it's cooled down entirely you just start wiggling and like you can like work the entire glove off and your hand is so silky smooth even like i can still tell like my calluses but even my calluses feel smooth so you put your hand directly in the wax yeah correct yeah okay i did it at a physical therapist and they put my hand in a bag and then in my in the bag in the wax so I think I had the condom version of that yeah that's that's safe that's a safe paraffin wax well it's a public raw dog you know like like there's other people going to this physical therapist who maybe don't want my dirty hands in the wax how to throw the wax was see that that so maybe that's some sort of heat treatment,

but it seems like they could just use water for something like that. Does it make any sense? They could use wax if the wax wasn't getting on. The whole point is that the paraffin is supposed to, the paraffin itself touching your skin. They even say before you do it, about 20 minutes before you do it, put some lotion on, rub it in, let it absorb entirely, then do it because it's going to cook, quote unquote,

all that into your hand and make your hand soft. Yeah yeah your hands absorb so much moisture from the paraffin like they come out like like super silky smooth it's nice and it smells really good like you wouldn't imagine that the paraffin wax smells you can add like lavender or something to it and like like make it smell better i that's a great idea i think my essential first essential oils in there. This is good. Yeah, I was worried it wasn't gay enough, but now we're good. I don't care, man. It feels nice and I like it. Yeah, ladies love a nice sandpaper grip on their cunt. I've never had a woman say, oh, I wish your hands were a little rougher down there.

Can you scratch me? All right, fair point. Kyle, did you see the thing I linked? I think that might be a yeah a step in the right direction now they don't go around your hands they go around your wrist and I think I'll get some platelet-rich plasma just injected into my wrist though and then maybe that or maybe some maybe some maybe some like dead babies injected in there like something I don't know I'm trying to help you no I'm I'm saying that that's that's a good idea but but like i feel like i need

to go more advanced i think i need something in there some sort of healing salve maybe like like i want something i want a needle involved oh no oh by the way it really hurts like um i thought oh needles you don't like them beforehand and then you get it and it's never that big of a deal. Not this one. No, no. This is like, first of all, it's a fucking mother of a, they're putting blood in there. So it's like an IV needle type thing. Yikes.

It's that size and it's like an inch long. And he doesn't just stick you like he does for an iv he's wiggling it around well he's putting it in like 14 different like nearby locations like you need a little here little here little here little here and uh maybe i'm exaggerating 14 call it eight and uh and every time you just like just go and edit and uh it hurts a whole bunch fuck that's awful yeah but um and then months later i got better cause and effect or time i i mean the real moral of the story is uh paraffin wax baths not gay cool high tea this is content i'm not that tied up in masculinity i need to get a sponsorship from revlon paraffin wax tubs

that's what they want they're like oh we should have this we're british probably but we should have this fellow send his esteemed audience to our websites to leave reviews they probably wouldn't like the ones I linked to the hospital what was that Kyle? I was just saying the ones I linked

on the Amazon site they're clearly the same thing as many of these others that don't say rogue on them for more money yeah yeah that makes sense yeah it's been i don't know why it's been hurting for like weeks now and like sometimes i'll like go to like sit up in bed or like get out of bed and like sort of do that like palm down press myself up kind of thing just moving around sure and it'll be excruciating it's like ah don't do that don't do that just are you doing push-ups like this by chance no okay that'll do it that

weird angle i hate that no nothing like that i don't know or the power press or those little rotating things what is rotating i'm surprised surprised Athlean X doesn't have, or Ashleen X doesn't have one of those, some sort of pushup gimmick machine. Like, like this one's easy on your breasts, girls. Actually rotating things sounds nice.

Does that exist? Yeah, that exists. Yeah. There's a pushup board where like, like the hands, like you, you twist as you're going through the motion.

Like, uh, just like, you know, you could do dumbbell presses where you twist as you're going through the motion. Just like you could do dumbbell presses where you do that twist as well. You start like this and you end up pronated. Yes, because supinated, as I learned from you, means you could hold soup. Dude, I'll never forget that now. That's what I need to do here. That's a Greg Doucette tip. Supinated means you hold soup. That's exactly Greg Doucette tip. Serpenated means you hold soup.

That's exactly off my game. Serpenated and serpenated. Serpenated means you just hold a cup of soup. That's not holding soup in your hand. When you're doing a parrot voice in an old Disney cartoon. I need to work on him a bit. I can get him down

if I... It's pretty fucking good. It's not Greg Doucette, but it absolutely is Gilbert Godfrey. I'm not going to waste time on Greg Doucette when Gilbert's right on the cusp. I have fun with Greg Doucette. I don't know why, but

I really like say Juju, for example, right? And I wouldn't want to hurt his feelings or anything, but Greg Doucette, doesn't he just throw stones at people in like every video almost what you guys have said that seems accurate yeah yeah i mean you know he definitely points out when people are wrong and he doesn't like what they're saying like because he's a what is his qualification it's a personal trainer of. No, but he's got a degree in this. Is it kinesiology?

Kinesiology? Is that spell work? Casting? That's necromancy. He's a bit of a glass cannon. He needs a tank behind him. Yeah, the study of mechanics of body movements. I believe he has a degree in kinesiology, I think.

I think I've heard him say that. So, you know, he's a bit of an authority on, like, PEDs and rehab and diet and that sort of thing. But, yeah, anytime that he doesn't agree with someone's opinion, he will absolutely go after them and, like, let you know that he doesn't agree with what they're saying. Like, the video I watched the other day like the 50 foods you should never eat and he's just like what a minute ago you said apples and peanut butter were a good snack now peanut butter is something we should completely avoid make your mind up bestie the name of the youtube channel he's mocking his goal is bestie. Bestie, you're worstie. He's just going crazy, like ripping these choices apart.

He's talking about thermodynamics and calories in, calories out, and just making a mockery of their whole video. I watched a Greg Doucette video talking about Juju, and he loves Juju. He was like a natural or not or something like that. And he's like, this guy is great. He's great. If you want to lift weights underwater, why not? And there's Juju like literally in the pool just doing bicep curls and shit.

If you want to lift weights with a horse head on or maybe do flips and tricks. Yeah. If you think he's natural, you don't know anything about fitness. Homer, are you going to hurt your voice talking? But I don't know. He's fun. He's fun. I've been watching these guys lately.

Yeah, well, I like Juju a lot too, and I like how a lot of his workouts are like, all right, we're going to do underwater curls, and it's like like is this the best way to build muscle is like not even close it might be one of the worst but uh we upload four times a week so here we are they were doing that they were like all right we're gonna start our home gym off with the bicep machine for tom and they're like that's what you want to do and then advice flip that's not actually what you want to do we're giving you bad advice

you know don't start off with the dead it had a stack and everything like it was a dedicated machine i like his grip stuff i literally i bought one of those like little metal things that you can grip when you hold the the loading pin to and it was after i bought it and received it that i saw online some guy like you know uh you can just make one of these with like a block of a two by four and just put a screw in it and I was like god I'm a fucking idiot I don't agree I paid $20 for this when I could have bought a section of wood sawed it and then just screwed this into the bottom I paid more than that for wedges to do calf raises on and uh i was like i don't know like i wanted them and you could get good ones i'm like i could go to the shop and slap something together with wood and then

maybe order some grip tape and the grip tape would stick to the wood pretty well and yeah that's what i need is calf raises they're on my list so. I love when Blame Truth thought he was going to be able to out-calf you. I was just like, all right, here we go. You know what's funny? Blame Truth's calves were, like, very good. They had great calves, and I see why he was confident in them. You know, like, compared to his body type, his calves are, like, better than mine. But I guess that's genetic mostly.

I'm doing – today was my leg core day. I did 10 by 10 calf raises with – wait, 45. 2.35 like on my hex bar just doing calf raises. And it was hard. But as I was finishing, I'm like this probably didn't do a goddamn thing. Are you afraid you're going to blow your Achilles out? Yes. No. Oh, I'm like, this probably didn't do a goddamn thing. You're afraid you're going to blow your Achilles out. Yes. No.

Oh, I'm always afraid. So I watch a lot of basketball or at least keep up with it. I watch a little and keep up with it a lot. And those guys are always blowing their Achilles out. So they're they're very long legged and they have these long, vulnerable Achilles. But still, I exist in this universe kind of where people are damaging their achilles and it scares me actually i'd rather have undersized calves than a fucking blown out of keys i can't imagine how painful that is one of the worst things i see in movies is when someone slices

an achilles tendon to make the person fall like a cemetery oh that's the scariest part of pet cemetery yeah yeah you're and also the recovery for it is terrible. I mean, like you can blow out your ACL. Six months later, you're back in the game. There are a lot of injuries that you were, you know, six months later. For an Achilles, you come back in a year. Also, the next year, you suck. The year after that, hopefully you regain your old form.

It's like what you're telling me in 2023 we're hoping i'm okay yeah jesus well i don't feel any strain in my achilles when i'm doing any of my workouts so hopefully it's fine but also i was just thinking i take back regretting not doing the wood thing because i was just imagining because the thing i bought was like slick it's like treated metal to be slick i'm not gonna put grip tape on it because that defeats the purpose of the grip you know it would it's way easier to grip a piece of wood than a piece of slick treated metal and so i guess if it's about grip stuff you do want it slick but for calf raises probably not slick well calf raises i use my hex bar, and I have grip tape on the handles on my hex bar. What do you stand on? I stand on the ground.

I don't have anything. Oh, you don't have little wedges or anything? Oh, it's nice to be able to do the negatives, though. I know, I know, but I don't have anything for that, so that makes me a little anxious. Maybe I could just go to one of the... No, that would be... That's why I would put my Achilles. Some people stand on a 45.

I used to stand on my bench, which has legs that, you know, I could stand on, but none of them seem quite as good as the wedge. And I was like, I'll just get it. Yeah.

Maybe I'll buy a wedge or a piece of wood to do this on. You could literally just buy like two, two by six, a two by six and cut it in half and like screw it together and have your, have your thing done. Yeah. Maybe I'll do that then because i've like thought about doing it like just kind of putting my foot on the kind of the brackets area that holds down my um my back hyper extension thing so i would stand behind the back hyper extension thing put my feet under where usually uh your your achilles area would be

when you're doing it forward and try that. But it's too aggressive of an incline. It's not a wedge. It's a just rounded thing. So your foot's, I can see how that wouldn't work well. Maybe I'll try, maybe I'll just fucking give up calf raises. Everybody says who's into weightlifting, your calves are what your parents destined you to have.

That is what it is you know like you're it is seemingly one of the most impossible things to grow as far as mass so i don't know i want to google that like has anyone successfully grown calves you get calf implants that look that look just perfect oh no that's i don't want no don't be a big baby it's not your calf implants take your medicine no that's all it took you're right you're bullying me i'll do it how much is it what if it was eight hundred dollars oh no if they were offering it for free i wouldn't get it what if if there was calf implants for eight hundred dollars i'd be like what's the recovery time like? Six to eight days. Sign me up.

Let's go. I don't even care about my calves, but I'd take them. Why not? Yeah. Well, I mean, if anything, I feel like lower body-wise, I bet it's thousands. But lower body-wise, it seems like the calves are actually aesthetically one of the most important ones. Because if you're wearing shorts and swim trunks all the time 3700 bucks good guess but like think about it the only time your lower body is visible to the general public it's not your quads it's not

your hammies for the most part unless you're wearing like little short shorts it's your calves that's what the world's seeing they're seeing your upper body when you're at the beach and then your swim trunks cover your quads, cover your hammies, cover your ass. And then it's just, and then your calves have to be the lower body resume there. You see what I mean? That's a strong point.

I wear shorts all the time. I'm wearing shorts right now. This is the middle of the winter. Check out his before and after. I never wear shorts. Ooh. You know what? what's wrong with his left it looks like his left leg didn't change that much his right leg changed a ton socks are fucked up all right boys let's focus on the calves no but the socks should be the same height if i'm looking at if i'm doing

comparative video they're like you see what i'm saying different pictures i'm sorry i didn't mean to sound like a Kyle attack. Kyle, why is this guy wearing different shorts, different socks, different shoes? It's not even the same person. Actually, wait a second. He started with the calf imbalance. He might not have had anything done to his left. I think you're right.

I think maybe this was like maybe his right calf was developing. And they threw that in there. Yeah. Here's a guy who went from like no calves to like average calves. Well, that's a flamingo on the left. You can't fool us, Kyle. That's not, that's the most cuttable Achilles I've ever seen in my life. Did they give us some Achilles implants too?

Damn. did they give us some achilles implants too damn i was taking a garbage bag out one time there was a broken beer bottle in it and i know the glass was sticking through the plastic and i the bag was swinging and it's like behind me i was doing that like alley-oop thing to get it into a dumpster and i sliced the back of my achilles tendon with the glass bottle it didn't go deep enough obviously to damage the tendon but it cut the skin like really badly back there and i just remember like collapsing and like holding my foot like ah what have i done because because that pet cemetery achilles city is one of those where it's like you see that and you feel it you're like oh it's funny i still it's funny you brought that movie up because that's what I thought of when you said Achilles cut, because that is, I bet if I rewatched it, it wouldn't scare me.

But when I watched that, when I was 12, it scared the shit out of me. Have you seen the remake? The recent one? No, not bad. Not bad. I'm not going to spoil anything, but it's a little different. It's a little different. What happens? i'm not going to spoil anything but it's a little different it's a little different what what happens like it'd be a fun bit if i went to the plastic surgeon looking for calf implants like

faking a body dysmorphia like two bowling balls i've been doing nothing but calf raises for the last 40 years and look at this nothing nothing I calf raise 850 pounds, sir. That's why you wear shorts, because your jeans look ridiculous. You know, it's nice and loose up on the top part and then the bottom. They're not comfortable. Do everybody's legs go bald by their calves because of their pants rubbing? I mean, not bald, but it has less hair. Yeah, definitely.

I had no hair on the back of my uh my legs when i was playing hockey a lot wearing the goalie pads and everything and the chafing from the socks like it just any hair on the back of my legs was gone yeah my father and i can tell like when i'm in a truly fat phase because it's like oh starting to get less hair on the inner thigh area. It's like, oh, man, I'm in deep. Remember that episode of Seinfeld where George had the pants? They went, vroom, vroom, vroom.

Like his thighs were rubbing. Vroom, vroom. What's that sound? I've been watching more Seinfeld recently. But more than anything, I've been tearing through the Simpsons just as my like background, whatever, as I'm working or doing working out show. And I'm at season,

I started at one, I think, and I'm at 16 now. And it's like at the air, this is over the past couple of months. Yeah. It's at the area now where like, it's clearly a, a objectively worse show than it was even six seasons ago.

That video you turned me on to where they go through and say, this is about the time that Homer became like this. He was no longer kind of stupid. He's functionally retarded. He doesn't understand how light bulbs work and things. He can't read. Yeah, he can't read. He's at that point now. And it's just not as endearing as it was and i'm gonna keep going because i at

this point i think i've only ever fully watched the simpsons like seasons 1 through 13 and i stopped entirely and so all this is new to me and it's just not that good it's better than shows i've been re-watching the office this week because it leaves netflix tonight shit we gotta get moving it's gonna it's i got time for maybe one more episode after this it's a fucking shame i love the office i love it so much there's so many good jokes there's so much funny shit going on like like little pranks that go on like there's a part where i just watched an episode where um they get a package in the office it's this big box and uh michael goes i got a big box how about i got a

big box yes i do i got a big box how about you and he points to the receptionist and she goes i got a big box yes i do i got a big box how about you and she points at oscar goat she points at oscar and he goes i don't think you know what you're saying i think that's uh aaron the reception that's aaron like like her her uh her actually it's kelly by the way her middle name's aaron but she uh she she's she's got lots of funny little bits um for a replacement character. She really comes in clutch. And she's weird and stupid in a way that is different from the other characters. She was raised in a foster home. And there's this part where she's really stressed out.

And she pulls all of her hair in front of her face. And Michael's like, what are you doing? Everyone's staring at us. And she's like, oh, yeah, I love that video you just linked. She goes, in the foster home, my hair was my room. She just got her hair over her face because she had no privacy. Can we watch that? Is that even possible? Probably not.

I'm almost sure that's probably not. It's from 2007. That's the only reason I ask. It's from 2013. But it's like super viral and everything. Yeah, she did this thing pretending. Even in the description, some guy's going, I guess I have to resolve a copyright issue to resolve

the thing I do up on there. Yeah. How about this? The video is called Crazy Blowjob Girl on YouTube. Can we queue up and the people who give a shit could maybe watch it with us? Yes, it's only a minute 55. It's a minute 55.

Okay. This is a fucking classic. Old ass video. If you're regularly an audio listener, skip forward two and a half minutes, and maybe when you get home, come back to this part, pull up Crazy Blowjob Girl on YouTube.

It's a minute 55 seconds, and it's really funny. It's really funny. All right, let's watch. Ready, set, play. All right. This is where we would be playing the video if we could.

Biting your teeth together. No chance. Like a light grazing with my teeth. You are so kinky. How dry do you want it? So dry for you? Taking a napkin to her tongue. No, that sounds really bad, actually.

It's going to be like a mouthful of sand. Where did you reset? Oh, you don't want it dry? No, not it. You are so... I'm going to do this thing I do with my hands. Oh, yeah? Yeah. This thing I...

Oh! Oh! Just clapping loudly. Finds what out. Jesus. Do that to anyone. Do you, uh, do you just want to have sex oh yeah okay all right i'm gonna make it so dry for you it's so dry for you fucking great college humor video that's i i saw that so long before i saw the or before i saw her on the office i guess

yeah i mean it uh i don't think she was on the office by the time that came out if that video is dated 2007 i don't even know when she like made it but she doesn't come on the office until like season five or something right season five i don't remember when the office started though so it could be wrong 2005 i think yeah i don't know obama was president during the run i don't remember when The Office started, though, so I could be wrong. 2005, I think. Yeah, I don't know. Obama was president during the run. I don't know when it started or when it stopped, like the years. 2005 to 2014. Yeah, so she wasn't on when that was even uploaded.

It's my favorite sitcom, I think. I think I like it more than Seinfeld. Oh, what? I know, I know. Here's the question. So they're coming off netflix right do you think they can get seinfeld money for wherever they land next well they're not landing anywhere nbc owns them so they're just taking them to their own streaming service called peacock

oh i didn't all right i didn't know that there's a new streaming service called peacock for nbc show yeah all it's all in it's all of n all of NBC's Where can I not sign up? Yeah, I think the first two seasons of The Office will be free there but then everything else is behind a paywall I don't think it's too much It might have been six or seven bucks Might have been even a little bit less

but it's like, fuck you, I'll buy the DVDs I'll buy the Blu-rays I'm not signing up for a whole service for one show and that's what it would be i only want to see the office like i really i should just i just want like the blu-ray copies of the full uh uh office and it where are you where are you sitting at now you got netflix hulu i've got plus amazon what else is there hbo, Max or Plus or whatever it is. What do you have, Taylor? I got Netflix, Hulu, Amazon, Disney Plus, and HBO. Those are the five I have.

I have that, but instead of HBO, ESPN Plus. Okay, so I have all of that, including the ESPN Plus, but I also have AMC, and I have that shit that Kitty signed up for that I was just like, I can't believe you're paying for this. Fuck. Is it that anime thing? Star. No, it's not Crunchyroll, because they don't pay us anymore. It's shit.

She's got some kind of fucking thing that's got like all the bbc content and uh oh it's cbs it's uh i think she's got bb bbc from somewhere else but she's got the cbs unlimited thing so you get like all the cbs content um i don't know why she has it i know that the the new Twilight Zone shit is on there. So I was interested in that until I found out that it sucks and it's fucking woke. And then ESPN Plus, I'm trying to think what I have in addition to U2. It's not a lot. I think I've got Starz. I think I actually have Starz because it was super cheap to add to everything else I had.

Like maybe $3 a month to get Starz. and it can't be a bunch of movies you get nothing that's why i got hulu it was free yeah when you get the espn plus and the disney disney yeah i think for real cancel netflix soon because i've found that it seems like 80 to 90 percent of the time i'm like looking for something to watch and I'll be like, let's try Netflix. Almost invariably I end up backing out and going to Hulu or Disney plus or Amazon or one of those. And they have better shit at this point. Yeah. I think, I think I'm with you and it's $25 a month now, I think. It's an outrageous amount. And it's like the content just isn't that good.

They haven't made any, like the last thing I remember them making as far as an original that I cared about was when they made The Punisher. And that's been years now, and they fucking canceled that, and Marvel gobbled it all up, and it's all gone now. So I think I'm with you on that. I watch more YouTube than anything recently. I've been watching a lot of Rust content, a of uh uh i always watch fucking total war content shout out to turin running his own fucking uh uh tournament over there on his channel if you like total war warhammer 2 go watch turin t-u-r-i-n he's the best in the business real fun guy really interesting guy you know he's he's overcome his uh his uh his hand situation i don't remember exactly what it's called but it was some form of advanced tendinitis where he was almost crippled in his hands and for like yeah not from gaming

but like he it made it so he couldn't game and he's a guy who plays rts at a high level so it's like lots of actions per minute and it was like really holding him back he was only able to play like a few games a day but he got this hand surgery on both of his hands. And it's, I haven't heard him talk about it in a while, but, uh, but it seems like he's come full circle cause he's, he's playing in his own tournament right now and holding his own against,

uh, really, uh, high level players. He's good for him, man. He's a, he's a really cool guy.

Uh, I don't know. I've been following him for years. Uh, you know, he, he met this young lady, I think online,

I think from Poland and, fucking wifed her, moved her over here, made her an American. Uh, I'm an American, uh, very,

very lovely young lady. And, uh, I don't know. I've just been following him this whole time just cause I love total war Warhammer two so much. And he makes the best content out there for it. He's the best.

Maybe might not be the, he's not the best competitive player in the world, but he's the best at ed, like teaching the game. I was thinking about your Netflix cancellation. They just don't have any A shows, right?

They make a lot of B shows that I enjoy. Wait, is The Witcher on there? The Witcher's on there. Queen's Gambit was on there. That was pretty good. I haven't seen that. That's a movie, though. Queen's Gambit is not a movie. I think that's a show. A miniseries, right? It's like a 10 episode

thing. I don't know what you call it. Will there be a season 2 or is it a limited series? It would be a limited series, I think. Gotcha. Star Trek is on there. Something else you guys like is on here, which is running by it. Those guys are big on this. which is running by it. Like, Oh,

those guys are big on this. I like day typical. You guys wouldn't. Yeah. Sonny's not on there. South park's not on there. King of the hill's not on there. Seinfeld's not on there.

Nathan for you is not on there. And now the, the office is not there. Like it's just every time I scroll through Netflix, I feel like Netflix is the illusion of choice where it's like, hey, we got three good movies in this category and you're only going to have to scroll through 10,000 bad stand-ups of people you haven't heard to get there.

And it's like, man, there's so much on here. Oh, no, there's not. It's a bunch of trash i actually what i've had usurped by these other services like i feel like hulu very early on real like they hulu branches out a bit into the movie thing but ever since it was a free service online in like 2006 or 7 or whatever like they've known their bread and butter is tv and so they invest in the TV shows. They know people think Hulu, they think TV shows, not necessarily feature like films. Netflix has been kind of muddled with their approach. They're trying to dip their fingers

into every single thing. We got documentaries, we got comedy specials, we got this, we got that. And you're doing a bunch of things poorly instead of something well. So I, I kind of agree, but I'm open to this idea. Could it be that Netflix's real problem is their user interface? It's a complicated problem to present to you 3,000 choices and help you find the right one, right? That's a hard thing. They're terrible at it. you say that because like as far as the scrolling and choosing goes i much prefer netflix to hulu hulu's scrolling oh that's true trying to find the details but like i'll i'll like turn on and it'll be whatever episode of the simpsons i last left off on and it's like oh you know i i went in and did pka or i went in and streamed and my girlfriend was on her computer and just let the simpsons play and so i'm 10 episodes ahead of where i was okay well let me back out so i can

go to the episode 10 and go, oh, no, wait. It's taking me back to the main screen. Okay, let me go to recently watched. Hit there. Oh, no, it takes me back into the show. Let me hit back. You have to go to search.

Find the program. I have to go to my watch list, which I add all the shows that I like to the watch list. I have to go to the watch list and then go to The Simpsons and then open up details and then go to episodes and then go to seasons

and then find out where I was. It is the Hulu. I remember I tweeted at Hulu after they did their big whatever, their style change a year ago, a year and a half ago, and I tagged them. I was so angry. I was like, this is fucking awful. This is not intuitive.

I can't start where I want to start. I can't stop where I want to stop. And they asked me. I want to speak to the manager. They responded to me and they were like, what would you like to see fixed? And like, I laid out a bunch of stuff that I want to see. It hasn't been implemented. No, I don't think he hears my.

Let's say tonight I want to watch a horror movie. I don't know that Netflix can help me find it it they may have something i enjoy but it's just buried in the 7 000 things they offer yeah i agree with you there and like i've looked online and like like they're like here's the code you type in if you want to search for documentaries like like like you have to like go to their website and like like it's it's like ordering uh it's it's like ordering off the menu at mcdonald's like like here's how you get the double quarter fish filet you gotta ask for the captain d surprise it's like why can't i just fucking search for all the documentaries in one place why can't i click

documentary and having the hbo does that now granted hbo has far less content but when you go to hbo's movies there's an alphabetical fucking order mode. And sometimes when I really have no idea what I want to watch, I'll start at a and start scrolling and maybe I'll find something like, Oh, they've got the abyss on here. Well, I didn't take long to find something at all.

You know, here's a show on our parks. Yeah. That's Aaron's artwork adventure. show on aardvarks aaron's aardvark adventure is there a possible show that could show up before aaron's aardvark adventure alcoholics anonymous is an a.a is there a triple a yeah i guess aardvark featuring aaron but like oh no what i was saying like even amazon they have a service called shutter now

and it's just for horror i have it and it's only like three bucks a month they're still in that phase where they're not rolling out enough content but i guarantee because they know there's a market of people similar to me a lot of the time that just want horror. They just want spooks. They just want thrillers. And that's going to be built out over the next couple of years. And they'll more money than God to throw at smart people to figure this out. I'm looking forward to Shudder getting built out a little more. Yeah, I subscribe and unsubscribe to Shudder almost like two or three times a year. Whenever they add new content

that I want to see, I'm like, alright, it's worth $3 and I'll look back at the library to see if there's anything else that slipped past me in the last few months. But I like it it's okay like you said just not a lot of content and the problem is there's a lot of shit to your content on there that you just don't care about it's like the worst horror movies ever i'd be like hey do you want to re-watch the hellraiser series again maybe next year no thank you that's

the problem with horror i can't think of another genre that has as many really bad movies i like that about horror though like i i off i like those campy shitty horror movies and so like that's i think that's the last reason i've kept netflix is i go there i go immediately to the horror section and i see if they have any really campy shitty horror and i'll watch that that's how i found that one what was it called camp Camp, campground, camp, whatever that Kyle was talking about. We're at the end of it. The girl has a penis.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I can't remember the name of it. No, I found one another, another, you know,

slip. I found that on shutter actually, not even on that. What's the one where the, is it Hillary Duff that has the penis at the end? Do I have any? Not not i think she was lizzie mcguire i don't think she ever got a penis in her movie yeah maybe am i thinking of hillary swank maybe had a penis oh is that crying game yes that's what i'm thinking of i've never seen it

how did you guess the movie because i'm aware of its. And she's crying because she has a penis now? I have no idea what the movie's about. I know that Hilary Swank is in it, and there's a part where there's a woman who turns out to have a penis. That's all I know. I've seen it. It's been ages and ages,

but if I recall correctly, she plays a boy all movie. No, no, no. Am I doing this wrong? She plays a girl all movie, and then it turns out she's a boy. And she cried about being a boy i the crying game i think you're putting too much emphasis on the title i don't know about that

the crying game we stick toothpicks under your fingernails until the crying game penis The Crying Game Penis. Stephen Ray on The Crying Game Surprise Penis. This video has been removed from YouTube's site for terms of service. The Irish see a penis... Wait, what?

Okay, this is retarded. I'm not reading that. Oh. I looked up the plot, but it's five paragraphs long. It's getting a little long i do that all the time where i'm like how does xyz work and you look it up and it's like i can probably guess most of this if i was solo i would read it but this is like nate's uh suicide letter it just keeps going i do that for nhl players all the time. Go to their wikis to look at their stats and everything. Wikipedia, like their stat section is honestly better than a ton of like sports stat sites. That's how I look at it.

Way better. Yeah, I always scroll past ESPN and all that and get straight to the Wikipedia one because it's fully broken out. For MMA fighters, every fighter's page follows sort of the same format. So I can go straight to their record and then look at their recent fights. It's how I do it. Yeah. So. I wish there was some hockey news.

There's MMA news, Kyle. Isn't Connor about to fight Poirier? How far away is that? It's next month. It's in January, I believe. Okay. I wasn away is that? It's next month. It's in January, I believe. Okay. I wasn't sure which month was the next one. We're 30 minutes from the next month. Yeah. Off the top of my head, I think it's

the 23rd, but that's just from memory. Cool. Any New Year's resolutions? Just a continuation of my last week of getting as fit as I can for my wedding i'm also getting as fit as i can for your wedding yes but i'll be there you know i i'm doing my best to dissuade taylor from making this uh that that's my new year's resolution to break up taylor's

marriage i have signed him up for the cookie of the month club, the jelly of the month club, the fucking muffin of the month club. I could throw all of those away with no problem. I don't like sweets. If you send me a charcuterie board of mine. I have been mailing him women's panties with like kisses on letters to him, hoping that maybe somebody else opens a package.

I'm doing everything I can. Oh, I gotta, you know. That's the sort of shitty thing we did as teenagers. that maybe somebody else opens the package i'm doing everything i can oh i gotta i gotta you know that's the sort of shitty thing we did as teenagers we would go to walmart and buy women's panties and put them in people's mailboxes like and in our heads we were hoping that a wife would find it and thank them for the husband but we're such a piece of shit i just remembered we did that oh that that's like a way that it wouldn't get them it wouldn't even get them in trouble i'd be like i know i thought it would box and it's like well that's fucking weird did you touch them you shouldn't have touched those you don't know what's on like that's the

conversation that it would be not your secret girlfriend left something in our mailbox exactly it's perfect the tags are still on them there They're such new panties. Just fucking stupid. I can't remember. I can't believe I did that. Clearly never been worn. Did awful things. That's okay. We all have. Maybe not me as bad as that. But I

accidentally hurt other kids semi-often. But that was just a don't know your own strength thing as a as a 10 year old not maliciously i'm trying to find this fucking photo i saw earlier oh fucking christ where is it it was you know what the breaking wheel is yeah i think so so it's a torture device that would obviously they put you on this wheel and they turn you around and break you and I'm trying to find this photo of

this skeleton from you know hundreds and hundreds of years ago obviously that was executed in that manner and it shows his skeleton on display and you can see all of the bone breaks as he was on it let me fucking find god damn it

I think I got you well that sounds awful as he was on it. Let me fucking find... God damn it. I think I got you. Well, that sounds awful. And yes, there it is. Look at that. Isn't that fucked up? You can see the clean breaks in both his arms, both his legs, and not just the legs.

Look at the ribs. Look how many pieces those ribs are in. I didn't even notice that until you said it. And then the spine in that area surrounding where the ribs. Look how many pieces those ribs are in. I didn't even notice that until you said it. And then the spine in that area surrounding where the ribs come out is just pulverized. Correct, yeah. Is his skull cracked? Right by the temple? Maybe.

I don't know. I thought the braking wheel was more of a limb thing. Right? They really put this guy through the ringer. Jesus Christ. You literally hit. You can see the clean breaks in his forearms, his upper arm, his lower

leg, his upper leg. This looks just... I was going to say just shoot him. Well, yeah, just shoot him with an arrow right through the eye socket. Unless this guy was like a pedophile, in which case this probably did a good bit to discourage pedophilia. I wouldn't like the message there was some work

uh well it works do they stretch him i'm not uh looking this up i'm gonna say this from memory um the execution wheel was typically a large wooden spoked wheel the same used on a wooden transport cart and carriages to this end of the execution drop the wheel was made to revolve slowly and a large hammer or an iron bar was then applied to the limb or over the gaps between the beams so they just hammered them as they spun them around right oh this looks awful the wheel revolves slowly and then a large hammer or iron bar was applied to the limb i don't know how you apply a hammer to a limb but very carefully this is like game of thrones flayed man banner shit this is a this is or we have to click it i guess and then scroll down and you'll see St. Catherine's College in Oxford has four breaking wheels on their

emblem on their like oh that's interesting and who is this St. Catherine's College in Oxford that's fucked up. Yeah, it is fucked up. Well, I guess we use crosses a lot.

I guess. It's kind of low tech. I guess I thought it'd be more inventive, the braking wheel, but they just strapped a guy to a wheel and hit him as he turned around. You didn't really need a wheel for that. You could have just walked around him while you hit him.

Here is the plan. We put him on the wheel. We turn it and we hit him with pipe. Right? The wheel itself doesn't break him. No, it is the pipe mostly. It is more of a carnival ride without the pipe

addition. it is more of a carnival ride without the pipe addition I lobbied to have it called general pipe attack torture that was shot down by a centric whatever king

here's a picture of how it works in case you had any struggles this guy you attach him to the wheel, and this guy wheels on you. And you want to make sure, this is like seeing a live UFC fight. Nobody in the audience knows what's going on. They're elevated. Not very good showmanship. And then that guy with the cross is like yeah there's no salvation for

you this man's pipe so nowadays the church is supposed to be kind of a benevolent organization right they're supposed to be the good guys did they even pretend to be the good guys back in the day when they were doing this did the church try to have the good guys back in the day when they were doing this? Did the church try to have the moral high ground or were they just another army? Another force? Of course they did. Yeah, they wanted to have the moral high ground. But they were also just so powerful.

And I think a lot of their power stemmed not from, well, they did have armies and stuff, but a lot of it was because the common person all believed them. And so to have the pope say something negative about the king of france or whatever would effectively cause a lot of religious you know serfs or whatever the fuck in france to be like whoa whoa whoa we're religious before anything and the pope said that really and so like he the pope could cause a lot of mischief a lot of problems and so that's why so many of those issues between Britain and France was about currying the favor of whoever the Pope was or whoever the leading bishop of a region. Because their word held so much.

Nobody could fucking read. They could be like, oh, this book also says in Revelation that Pope Charles the whatever is evil. And they'd be like no shit wow like I haven't eaten anything but potatoes in my entire life I believe you I'm on an all radish diet out of necessity

God my breath is bad I'm just drinking weak Britain wine or no what was it it was beer that they drank all day every day right very low percentage beer because that was the only way to make sure that you weren't drinking poison yeah just a bunch of parasites and diseases yeah that's what that's the whole point of grog too yeah well yeah grog that all that grog was was adding rum into drinking water right yeah yeah but that's how the amount of rum that sounds disgusting it it absolutely does like every every time you drink it tastes of rum can you imagine to begin with just a hot day on the decks

swabbing the poop deck executing pirates normal everyday things and like then you have to go take you have to go take a big swig of rum laden water that's hot it is hot that sounds awful dude so the covid vaccine have you guys been following this at all? Nope. So I look forward to the vaccine being distributed and this thing ending, right? We'll put the whole pandemic behind us. It should be cool. The first like seven or ten days or something, they sent out nine million doses. They said they'd send out 20 million this year.

I don't know how many are sent out, but something like 3 million have been administered. And it's a governmental failure thing, but it's not Trump. People might. Well, it's partially Trump, but it's all over at all levels. Like there are woke governors who are just really trying to micromanage who gets it first. Like it has to go to essential services, healthcare workers, nursing homes and stuff. And they put all these rules around it to the point where there's too many rules and just nobody's getting it.

There are 17 million like doses made and not delivered. Start out with the oldest guy, work your way back. That might be the woke governor problem that we have, right? I'm at this point. So I, I have a friend of a friend whose mom is just giving it out to anyone who wants it.

She's a doctor. And, uh, it was like, you know, at this point, I don't hate that. We have 20 million doses made and 3 million administered because of all

the rules we're wrapping around it just dump it into the population i am betting that even june this year where they're like june's gonna be when everything or april i heard everything or april's gonna even april everything's gonna turn around in april like it absolutely won't like i i don't think we're fully ever going back to normal after this maybe the government if they just got out of the way you know like if they have 20 million doses now in the first what month and a half yeah and then they could get 300 million doses or whatever it takes by april then just just start shipping it to everyone who can take it everyone who lives in line gets it couldn't we just get the death total down to like absolutely negligible if you just got all the old people vaccinated?

I don't know. I don't know. And also death is not the only symptom, right? Like erectile dysfunction is not my favorite. That's a symptom. The long-term respiratory things, the brain fog the like all these people survive and the flavors i think that's temporary but like when you only measure it by death you might be underestimating its impact yeah but i mean that seems like the best way to start is with like

lowering the death total drastically just ship it to everybody i look forward to seeing how many people get bell's palsy before i sign up i suppose i really hope at least one very famous person like if like if like you're gonna hope for one of us at least one of us has got to get it that's content imagine if like mitch mcconnell or like joe biden or or Marco Rubio. Would you even notice if Mitch McConnell got it? Jesus Christ. Hey, Mitch is speaking a little more clearly this week. Mitch is older than I thought.

He looks awful. He had that purple bruising around his mouth. Oh, he's 78. No, that's reanimated. He looked fucking reanimated like he died during the night and they brought him back with some fuck some sort of fucking hoodoo that was a bad look yeah he looks way worse than trump and he's only like four years older four years older how old is trump 74 73 something i

i'll look it up but that sounds about right i just want us to from now on always make sure that our presidents are in their mid-70s yes yeah yeah i mean you don't really have enough wisdom until you're 74 i want a guy who is knocking on death's door because that's how you can tell he's going to do the right thing oh that he's so close to the end are you more likely or less likely to do the right thing when you're about to die probably less likely i mean career politicians they're already fucking evil they're if there is a hell they're all going there with any hope and a pinch of magic send them where they deserve taylor not a fan no no fuck all these people yeah i i don't know i guess i there are uh too many rules around the covet distribution on all levels of government and it's not getting to

i mean what is what percentage of three is 20 roughly 12 or something of what they said they'd hit. That's terrible. Yeah. I don't know. But I bet if they just did an additional little stimulus where it was like, if you get your COVID vaccine, you get a $25 gift card to BF Chex. That would get people in the lot. Can we make it Chipotle?

Because you can get a lot done there. My decision is made. I'm getting the Mongolian beef. I'm getting some wontons. I'm going to get the lettuce wraps appetizer. Very good. People sleep on those lettuce wraps. They're great.

All that chicken and whatever else the fuck is in there. Ooh, but that Mongolian beef, that's the best thing they have. I've never had P.F. Chang's. Oh, P.F. Chang's is pretty good. Oh, man, it is passable as food. No, it's way better than most. How much do you spend at P.F. Chang's, though? Oh, man, I think it's like 18 bucks for an entree, probably.

So you're probably threatening 30 after tip as you walk out. You're right. It's going to have to be a $40 gift card. You're right. Or it could be totally. I'm going to not double up on apps, on the government's dollar, on my dollar. A tiny amount. Yeah, no.

Well, I guess we could call it a wrap there. Yeah, we can call it a show. Happy new year, everyone. Almost anyway, 20 minutes to go.

I'm going to go outside and watch the fireworks. Have fun. I still have an hour and 20 minutes. So all my neighbor puts on a fucking show have fun man cool all right it's still recording this is good pka 524 oh god what if you weren't recording i would have had to be like i can't do any more tonight yeah i'm still recording first thing tomorrow, right boys? You know, around four-ish.

Get an early start around four. We'll recoup, Kyle, and we'll bring that Nazi bit back full force next week. Yep. I'll go buy the hat. Do it. I've been looking at this goddamn recording button all show long. I didn't want to fuck it up

Yeah I am I'm going to hit it 524