Painkiller Already - PKA 541 Floyd Mayweather vs Logan Paul, Woody Gets Kyle, Kyle's Watch Collection

Episode Date: May 4, 2021

Painkiller already, episode 541 Strange Central may be joining us We'll see Taylor? We'll see, hopefully he does I have some questions for him, it's been a while But this episode is brought to you by Express, VPN And Lucy, couple of wonderful sponsors We'll get to them later

Just right off the bat, Kyle, you look tremendous Oh, looking sharp Very good I show up here like I'm homeless at this point Taylor, we are not meeting the dress code. No, this is Adidas. I hope you notice. There's a progression going on here.

What will we wear next week? That's the question. I'm thinking tuxedo. Very nice. I literally thought about wearing a tuxedo. Then I'll buy a tuxedo t-shirt. Because I'm not buying it. You should just buy a tux, and then you got one for the wedding too.

You know what's funny? I have that green screen onesie. I could wear that up to here and then just place myself in a wedding photo. No, just get one of those cardboard cutouts you stick your head through. Oh, yeah. Like those stocks at medieval times. Uh-huh. Yeah.

Well, you're looking great. And this is only what? We're not even halfway through the procession yet. Oh, no. times. Uh-huh. Yeah, well, you're looking great. And this is only what? We're not even halfway through the procession yet. Oh, no. No, we're just... Actually, no, I think we've been through... I think I've got six. I think I've been through all six.

Oh. Yeah. I thought you'd be backfilling more. Right, you just... No, just one after another, one after another. Yeah. Yeah, this one's dark gray. I do have the Miami Miami vice, uh,

light gray one, but, uh, but yeah, I think we're through the whole progression. So how do you handle the heat? Do you have an AC for that room? It's 62 degrees in my house and there's a fan blowing above me.

Yeah. Yeah. I planned ahead. This is a fucking wool suit. I got an undershirt, a fucking custom made Oxford, a tie and a wool jacket on. It's crispy in here right now.

It's winter in this room. Oh, yeah. I went in like an hour ago. I turned the AC down to 62 degrees and I got the fan cranked right above me. I'm feeling just fine. Kyle's going to blow fog. Like in the winter time. I mean, I like it cold anyway.

Like whenever I have people over to my house, they're like, fuck, it's cold. I'm like, is it? I don't even notice anymore. It's always low 60s in my house. I like to be borderline freezing when I'm falling asleep because you need to feel like you're beating the cold. Yeah, I like cold.

I think I might be an asshole. I have dedicated a mini split in my office and my gym because i don't want to buy that much cold air for the whole house just the woody places need dedicated temperature control very very selfish um we'll see i'm sweating their asses off no is it hot in the kitchen not here i wouldn't know i don't have the zone control that you have but i but because i do have like four bedrooms here in an enormous living room i close the vents in the bedrooms i don't use like i completely close those off because like why would i want

to air condition like three bedrooms that aren't in use like almost ever what's in those rooms um there's a spare bedroom um but both of them two of them are like equipped bedrooms for guests okay uh that have like beds naughty girls who don't deserve ac in those yes uh well if somebody if somebody goes in there they get ac but like you know when my dad comes over or my mom or uh um if someone's just staying with me or whatever um i've got two spare bedrooms that are fairly well equipped. I mean, they've got, like I said, TVs, beds, and nightstands. It's not like there's dresser drawers and everything. But anyway, and then the other one is my office,

which like we were saying before the show, I've just been too lazy to move back into now that I have air conditioning throughout the house. like the original reason i moved into this bedroom was i had no ac and they were being really slow about repairing it and so i just got a window unit stuck it in that window i'm pointing at and uh retreated to my bedroom here but moving this desk is a fucking hassle i'm not going to go into it again because we just had that whole conversation but i've got this big like fancy gaming desk it's one it's the one if you look on amazon the entire top of my desk is a mouse pad which i dig a lot like it's literally it's a four foot wide mouse pad um that's what i have but i had to lay it on top of my desk yeah it lays on top of the desk don't misunderstand it's and that i like that because it's machine washable you can take this enormous fucking um uh mouse pad and throw in the washer and it comes

out like crispy i thought you meant that the entire actual top wasn't wood it was a game pad and i was like man that is a a really big commitment to gaming where it's like i'm not gonna use this to write on notepads i'm not not going to use this for anything. Just gaming. It is. I wish I could see the name brand on it. I don't see where the name brand is written. I got this at an actual furniture store. I think I got this off Amazon. I probably did. But in any case, yeah, that's what the other three bedrooms are doing.

Nothing. Is it L-shaped? It's not L-shaped. It's straight on the back and the front has a curve so that you're, it curves away from me so that I'm into the desk more than, let's see what you've linked here. No, that's not it either.

Kinsol 55 inch gaming desk desk speed series computer desk with free large mouse pad racing style professional game I love how it's just keywords now in title I'm scrolling and looking to see if I I just wanted to show it to everybody but yeah I would like to

I don't think it was terrible oh I found it it's the Ara, A-R-O-Z-Z-I, Arena Ultra Wide. Only $337. What a steal. What a steal. I really like it. I don't know. I'm sure there's better desks or more sturdy ones or something, but I've got no complaints from this thing.

It doesn't wiggle. It doesn't rock. And it's super adjustable as far as like the height up and down. more sturdy ones or something, but I've got no complaints from this thing. It doesn't wiggle. It doesn't rock. And, uh, it's super adjustable as far as like the height up and down. Um, it's got like this undercarriage netting system to like hold all your wires from all your ancillaries and everything,

monitor cables and such. They can be like cable managed effectively. So you don't just have this huge bundle of spider wires going everywhere. Yeah. I like it. Oh, cool. What color is it? Is it all Yeah, I like it. Oh, cool. What color is it?

Is it all black? I have a Max-Nomic chair. I am the only one I've ever seen with a Max-Nomic. What's the label on the back? It says Max-Nomic. Oh. Looks like it says Sim and Zam. Because it's the other way.

But Max-Nomic. Was it expensive? Five uh 600 something something like that um never name on it i don't know what brand this is yeah i don't know i i'm sure it does like everything every other nice gaming chair does you know the the arms move omni-directionally and lock in place so they slide forward and backwards and out and in and up and down. So the arms can be like perfectly level with my desk for like, I never even used the lumbar support on this thing. Like I, you probably noticed we've done this show for better part of 10 years

together. I can't, whether I'm gaming or anything, like I can't, I can count the times on one hand that I've done this show that I've ever gotten to, to like this point when I'm like exhausted at the end and I'm actually actually leaning back like if I'm not sitting forward with like my hands on my desk I feel like I'm not engaged you know I'm back here I have to be leaning forward when I'm gaming I

have to be leaning forward when I'm on a call for work or something I have to lean forward I'm with Taylor I lean forward to be engaged but when I'm not engaged when I'm when I'm not engaged, when I'm not engaging with somebody else and it's my own time, I am so down. Oh, I know. This is Woody browsing the web. You can always see Woody's interest lower in real time into the chair. No, I am always full back in this thing, shoulders and back on it using the lumbar support. It does recline. It'll recline so far I'm again I don't think I have features that are special or anything but you know it declines all the way

back which which is pretty cool and and really far forward yeah no I like this is exactly where I want to be to do things yeah maybe I'd feel better if I just leaned it forward and I just forced me into my back would be killing me if i were like a position basically yeah my back would be killing me if i were like leaned forward like you are like i take an advil before the show anyway because it's gonna my back's gonna be sore just from this suit like keeping me in like this really yeah oh i can i can tell when i've just been like had exceptionally bad posture during the show if it's just like that oh it's good posture that's gonna hurt and it's see bad posture would would not cause pain

that's me like slumped down and like relaxed I'm like here I'm I'm focused and like I'm I'm sort of like I don't know there's back muscles engaged right now like I'm gonna be sore after this I'm the hummingbirds what all you have is a hammer. Everything looks like a nail. That's me with back pain. But it's like McGill Big Three. It cures everything having to do with backs. Just do it. I think it's pronounced McGill.

Anyway, I'll do those exercises. My back is great. It's so great. If I'm dumb, I'll decide to stop because I don't have a problem anymore. Why would I keep doing it? Then then i get the problem back i do it and it goes away it's there's a cause and effect that's very clear but now that's part of my warm-up i tend to do it you were saying i was saying people do that with antibiotics where they're like i was three days into the regimen and i'm feeling like a champ so i threw the rest away it's like well now your herpes is

back and you need to go get even more pills well you're taking antibiotics for herpes so there's problem number one yeah you know what you know get a number one get a better doctor don't go to taylor anymore you're gonna want some of these for that for that herpes listen to the man this is uh valacyclovir which is better wow are you sure it's not just a generic name for valtrex yep huh all right no it actually is the term for valtrex it is oh okay i didn't know i would have believed you i don't have any herpes medication here but i did buy i did what do you do when you have an outbreak ah yeah you know the life of of us non-herpes havers very low i got this this thing you recommended kyle the sign oh yeah like like a way that's not making any sense like it's

almost like as soon as this arrived on my doorstep i was like that day i'm like i'm gonna try it and i was like no i'm breathing pretty good let's give it a bit and it's been three days and like i haven't had bad allergies the past three days. I'm waiting. I'm waiting to get stuffed up so I can, I can use this. It has cured your allergies remotely. That stuff is great.

My allergies are still afraid of the prospect of this. They don't want to deal with the Vicks VapoRub Sinex severe. Certainly. I use it two, three, four times a day. I use it before bed every night. Usually when I wake up, I use it.

And in the middle of the day, I use it then too. But you get dependent on it. Isn't that a thing that can happen? Yeah. Yeah, you get like your allergies worse and worse and worse and worse because it learns how to fight it. I feel like Kyle's like, yes, but they'll sell me all I want. Yeah, exactly. That's it.

all I want. Yeah, exactly. That's it. The same way with like, um, the eye drops that make your eyes less red, the ones that like constrict, um, blood vessels, maybe it's, um, vaso, not vasodilators, but constrictors, vasoconstrictive, uh, products in general, I believe you're, you get dependent upon them or they become less effective over time. Is that how Vine works? I don't know about Visine, but Roto Reds is what I use. These are the, like, if anybody out there has, like, red eyes or, like, seriously irritated eyes occasionally, and you're just like, Visine's not cutting it, Roto Red. These things are fucking legit. Yeah, and you'll know because you're going to see the price of it

next to all the other, the Visines, and you're going to be like, oh, you know, do I want this or do i want to use five times as much visine i could try that because it's like a 12 container for that little thing i think it's a three pack though oh i haven't bought them in a very long time but i remember my buddy here in in college he had some like green ones and he was like oh after we get high we need to put these in to fix our eyes. And it was like, okay. And like you put it in, it's like, it actively burns. It's like a menthol stinging.

Yeah. And not in a refreshing way in an, I don't care for a way. Yeah. There's greens, blues and reds. Um, and they do different stuff.

The blues are like, I don't know that maybe they say ice on them or something like that. It's like putting a really strong Altoid in your eyeball. And it's like, sometimes that's, sometimes I'll double up. i'll use the blue ones and be like and then and then i'll use the red ones i'm like it's just like all right i was gonna be looking fresh today look at that guy's eyes they're so witty I can smell your eyes. Wait, but why do you do it? You just have irritated eyes?

Yeah, I have really irritated eyes almost all the time. They get really bloodshot. I don't know exactly why, but it's not allergy related. It's probably a supplement or something that I take. Who knows? But it makes my eyes really red sometimes and irritated. And they get dry when I'm asleep. When I wake up, they're so dry and sad. Just, just my eyes are just sad. They're just begging for some roto reds to be dumped in there. Yeah. I use those a lot. The other day I got a, I got a real nice dose. I went to use this

Vicks, uh, mentholated sinus severe relief bullshit, and I didn't quite get it into my nasal opening before I blasted that bitch off and shot it right into my eye. At first, I was like, oh my God, oh my God, but then I was like, oh, that's actually kind of nice.

You know what? These are cheaper than Roto's. I think I've cracked the market Now I'm just blasting those into each eye I'm going to see what else they're good for You know what's kind of nice but not Have you ever like splattered toothpaste In your eyes?

Oh that's the worst How do you get toothpaste in your eye? Like the bristles I feel like I put it on the bristle And then somehow flick them You know like if you bend a bristle. Oh yeah, you're like putting the little strip on there and the tip of the...

Oh, well, I'm like brushing braces or something. Because you don't brush pretty much dentures in the palm of your hand. But if you did, every once in a while, you'd flip it and get the mirror in your own eyes and shit like that. Okay. It burns, but it's a minty burn that's not entirely unpleasant like a pepper

burn would be or something refreshing yeah it's almost like like i think i don't like this but i haven't fully made up my mind yeah like getting your ass fingered i made up my mind. Or like when... I know. We were in bed together. If I shave, like if I shave my ass or my pubic area, afterwards I always say, I'm like, all right,

now we got to make sure we don't get any razor bumps and I don't own aftershave, so let's grab this bottle of 99.3% alcohol. That's all I have. You're like Dennis the Menace clapping your ass. I bought enough alcohol to clean my bongs a long time ago that I have a lifetime supply of 99% alcohol. Why would I buy the 80? I don't know what the standard rubbing alcohol is.

Maybe it's 79% or something. It's like 70% isopropyl. That's it, 70. My shit's like 97 or something like that maybe it's 79 or something 70 isopropyl the one that's it 70 well my shit's like 97 or something like that it's like high 90s i just take like a wash cloth or like the towel i just used and like dab a bunch of it on there and then i very quickly rub every area that i have just shaved because like why would you want a lot of pain here and then wait till it's over and then a lot of pain there and wait till it's over no i hit everything falls like like around the base of my cock my ass like like inner thighs everything's just getting rubbed as fast as i can and then

there's like a three second like delay and then it is the most extreme burning since because of the alcohol it's burning open wounds from the razor burn i can't fathom why you haven't invested in aftershave little i don't i don't know that aftershave would do the trick we want to nuke any bacteria that might be down there all right we need to get the job done i don't know what i was thinking no yeah you don't you notice i don't use visine or some sort of bullshit faggy nose spray no we want hardcore stuffer in this household. Everything in here is maximum strength. I don't mess around with that lukewarm

stuff. You know what? I mean, they make aftershave to prevent that stuff, so I would imagine they put enough alcohol to... For a common man, yes. Your ass would smell like what I imagine Don Draper smells like. That's a positive thing. It is a positive thing. I imagine Don Draper smells like. Yeah, like Old Spice. That's a positive thing.

It is a positive thing. I imagine Don Draper smells like... Your ass is going to be wheeling and dealing. Making pitches. I imagine he smells like a fine bourbon and Old Spice. And maybe a little cigar. Maybe just start using nice bourbon for that purpose. That's got enough alcohol

no it's for my ass oh no i'm not it's for cleanliness you want to see all right yeah he's rubbing mccallan 25 on his ass crack i swear to god i watched him do it it's the most expensive aftershave for your ass that man's ass smells like fucking distinction and it looks like an iodine treatment but it's not illegal some guy in like scotland would be crying if you like sent him a message to mccallan he'd be like i found the best new use for your 50 year aged product that you only made one barrel of 50 years ago and you know it's just a close-up of your beautifully clean asshole with a cigar in it a cognac dipped cigar yeah and i'm puffing it with my ass and it's like but how does he keep the cherry you know why he's clearly sucking his

ass yeah yeah you puff it with your butthole yeah i bet you could on jackass do you remember on that jackass like throwaway clip there's probably jackass 1.5 where they're like this is tony and he can inhale farts back into his ass and then he's like leaning on his back and he like has like one of those blow darts and he goes like it holds away from his ass and you hear his ass go like literally it sounds like a fart in reverse motion and then he puts that down with the dart in it and steve-o is holding a balloon in his mouth and he goes farts sends the dart pops the balloon really impressive very that is really impressive that's so much more impressive than there used to be so much nasty shit on howard stern whenever

like the episodes i would skip would be when they had like the fart competitions or the queef competitions. Like they had like a master farter who could like lay on his back and put his knees in the air and like suck air into his asshole and then just blast it back out again. And it's like, all right, come on,

that's not fair. That's not a fart. You're just like filling your ass with the air in the room and then blasting it out and then the girl can do the same thing so they have like this competition where at first they you know he goes and then she goes and then the end is like all right now both of you at the same time go and it says and it's just disgusting i would hate that on the radio room smells like dude all all it would take for me to like turn off an episode of ona back in the day is like

if i tuned in early when they were like yeah just bring in the breakfast and i can and be like oh eating on mic no not an episode for me today can't handle that can't handle you eating into the mic i um i don't know who would eat into the mic which one it would be opie ate into the mic in like a like oh i'm so like oh so like, oh, I'm just, I don't care about the rules. And he would also burp into the mic. And it was like, dude, that's fucking hard. I really hate that. I hated that about him.

And then Jimmy, love Jimmy, but he was bad about that. Honestly, all three of them ate into the fucking microphone in the mornings often. And it was the part, I love that show. You know, I'm the biggest fan of that show ever, but I can't listen to it. Stern wouldn't put up with that. Yeah. Hopefully Stern would be like, are you eating? You know, you the biggest fan of that show ever, but I can't listen to it. Stern wouldn't put up with that. Yeah, hopefully Stern would be like, are you eating? You're at work doing a show, right? Oh, you can't wait until two more hours?

Like Artie would eat. Artie would like, he'd get there like borderline late or sometimes actually late, you know, hung over from fucking heroin and he'd be over there with his McDonald's breakfast but he would be muted, you know, because he doesn't have an open mic. You know, he's the guy that chimes in. But he would be muted you know because he doesn't have an open mic you know he's he's the guy that chimes in and uh but he would never eat on mic and that's already laying

high on heroin yeah he's like fucked up out of his mind he's like i got a joke oh i'm chewing what am i an idiot like let me finish this bite youtubers do it a lot like belch on mic and such and i hate it and it's like this is a heavily edited video you know that there have been 90 jump cuts in the last five minutes and you belched into mike that was an intentional decision where you're like oh this is gold i can't cut this out no you can dude you can't it's awful yeah speaking of youtubers i got a little rascal mcgovern's update yes as everyone uh may or may not know rascal mcgovern's um I got a little Rascal McGovern's update. Go on. Yes. As everyone may or may not know, Rascal McGovern's part of a little organization that seeks out and exposes child predators. And he exposed EDP 445.

Is that our man's name? Do we remember Rascal's real name? Who cares? I like Rascal McGovern's. People listening might want to associate it with the guy look up the edp thing and then he's the other guy yeah he's the other he's the other guy who's in hot water right now because rascal himself there's a lot of videos of him doing some real borderline stuff like he i guess he live streams chet goldstein that's almost as good that sounds made up that sounds as made up as rascal

mcgovern's you know what if we're picking up two made up hi i'm chet goldstein here with my partner rascal mcgovern's we're gonna expose some child predators today let's get after it that's right rascal no you would that sounds like a made-up name anyway he's in some hot water. They started digging some clips up of him. And you notice when he was exposing EDP, he was slipping in a lot of jokes, right? Making fun of EDP's dick. He had a type 5 plan down. He had a type 5. Yeah.

Making fat jokes. Like you said here, you're going to climb through a window. Please. You couldn't climb. It's just making fun of his weight the whole way through. Please. You couldn't climb. It's just making fun of his weight the whole way through. One little tidbit that we didn't know about was the EDP also got tricked into sending... We know about the dick pic, right?

And we saw those real cringy pics of him with his head on the pillow being like, Give daddy a kiss goodnight. And he's giving his best smarmy handsome face. And it's just like, oh, this is so cringe. Trying to give him smoky bedroom eyes yeah yeah like it's it's real gross he also got duped into sending shit pictures i guess the i guess the decoy was like show me that big daddy doo-doo show me that show me that big chocolate loaf i want to see itinch one off for your little baby girl.

Yeah, and I'm making all that up. But the thing that's true is she asked him for doo-doo picks, and he obliged. He sent doo-doo picks, apparently. And that's just like an extra little dose of like, this is so gross. Come on. Look, if you're into doo- that's, I'm not judging.

If somebody's out there, somebody out there is like offended right now. Hey, me and my husband love to exchange doo-doo pics. Okay. We love it. We get off on it. All right, cool. That's your bag. You're both adults though.

We're talking about, you know, sending doo-doo pics to a 13 year old girl. It's so fucking weird. Anyway, Rascal, Rascal himself. No, no, no. Do-do pics from a 13 year old girl. It's so fucking weird. Anyway, Rascal, Rascal himself. No one wants doo-doo pics from a 30 year old man. God, no. God, no. God, no. So Rascal himself, like these clips came out of him and in one of them, he's in like a

Walmart appeared to be streaming and he's like making little jokes, right? With some like shopper there about how he has a three-year-old in his basement with a vitamin d deficiency and he goes yeah it's he's like maybe he's even buying vitamin d and that's why he's making the joke but he's like yeah she's got a vitamin d deficiency but not a d deficiency if you know what i mean and the lady's like oh that's not cool and he's just like hey i was a virgin i wanted to lose my virginity what am i gonna do you know and he's like basically like joking around about having a three-year-old sex slave in his basement pretty edgy stuff for a walmart conversation with a stranger but you know i could i guess i can like not judge that too harshly it's like all right you made a

real blue joke uh-huh didn't didn't really get any laughs probably shouldn't be doing that in public like like maybe if like you're in a situation like this here like like where we are you could make some sort of nasty joke everybody else in self-checkout in that position just yeah your food and leaf yeah it was weird and then there's another clip where he's like streaming with this other guy and they've got this awful like upward facing angle because they're clearly like holding a cell phone like down here and like looking down at the phone they both look like such creeps and he's dropping n-bomb after n-bomb and it's not in a referential way because i think if you're referencing something you should absolutely be able to say the n-word if you're like yeah a fight got started last night well

the white guy called the black guy and then I feel like you could say it then. I guess you can, but at least in that situation. Yeah. Yeah. Like, like, like, like, like, I won't say it, but relaying a story in that way than it is you maliciously saying that to a black person. I agree with what you're saying.

What he did to me. I haven't seen the video. I need to find it. It's I'll tell you about it i almost give him that shock jock pass that comedian pass a little well what he had done is he called a black lives mattered hotline and then while calling black lives matter while streaming it trying to put on some sort of show he made a bunch of homophobic racist and pedophilia jokes and slurs and shit like that is it good no it's mean it's a whole problem but it's also not exactly the we caught him in a candid moment

that people put it out to be ah so i'm not talking about that i'm talking about him live streaming in that gross angle and being like and somebody's like oh hang on that that's what you're saying is racist and him being like yeah you're probably just an angry N-word. You're an N-word. You fat N-word. Like he's just, he's throwing malicious N-words out. Oh, that is like catching him in a candid moment. Yeah.

And well, it's not candid. He's fucking live streaming to his phone, you know? He's live streaming? Yeah, this is a live stream he's doing. And he's just being, he's laughing and using the N-word in a malicious, hateful way. Attacking people with it. Okay. And like he drops like four of them in a row and his buddy's laughing about it and he's dropping them too.

And they both look like the worst examples of white people you've ever seen. Is his buddy the one that was in the EDP video? No. Now I want to be clear that that guy seems one that was in the edp video no different i want to be clear like that guy seems to be all in the clear his partner that was in that video seems like a decent guy who's just been kind of caught in the crossfire between a shit picture taking pedophile and a racist homophobic uh white dude who wanted to cash in on his uh expose um and then the up then there was one more clip of of him like doing some borderline shit there were several anyway he's been deleted like like like he

they took his youtube channel away i believe um so edp and rascal have been demonetized stream of him calling blm hotlines and saying the N-word. I was expecting a 30-second clip, a feature children's film, I'll say. I was looking forward to 19 minutes. I'm not watching all that. Yeah, yeah. I watched – what's that guy, Penguin? You know the guy I'm talking about?

He looks like Jesus with long hair. He's a YouTuber. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I know who that is. I watched his video about all of this and he had a few little clips of him. If anybody's curious about that, go check out Penguin's video. I don't know. It's like Penguin and then some numbers or maybe it's Penguins with a Z.

I don't know. Yeah. He's got an interesting little video about it. It's like 12 minutes long. It's a quick little watch. He kind of gets to the heart of the matter. And he makes some good points in there. You know, he explains that like some people are like people on the Internet. It's hard to deal with people on the Internet.

It's hard to deal with being misunderstood sometimes. I guess like one guy will say, no, Rascal McGovern's did a good thing here. He exposed a child predator. And them going, no, Rascal McGovern's did a good thing here. He exposed a child predator. And them going, no, Rascal's a racist. It's like, yeah, yeah, he is a racist. He's a bad guy. But we can still agree that a bad guy did a good thing. And that's sort of one of the main points of Penguin's video.

And I like that a lot. Because he's just like, bad people can do good things. And we can acknowledge that. We're not patting him on the back we're not we're not giving him a pass for the the racism like like crazy ridiculous racism that a retarded person though struggling with this like who's out there like commenting like ah this guy's such a fucking racist like 10 of the internet i wish that edp was still out i wish that edp was out there finding 13 year olds to his heart's content instead of being caught well he is still out there it's not like he's got charges against him or anything like the problem the problem with a rascal mcgovern's expose it is is it is not quite legally binding all right he didn't have like the

local pd there with him or anything it uh it's you know i'm sure none of us would would like to be in edp shoes um because they kind of smell so bad but but oh fungus and you wouldn't want to be in his position right now the guy in the um the bandana then because he was the only one initially like you were saying who was like and you're a fucking pedophile how dare you do this and then the the fat uh blue shirt guy's like yeah and the thing about fat people is they want apparently fuck kids what's the deal with you so like um like imagine being that guy he's like yeah guess what i'm doing i'm joining an anti-pedophile alliance we're gonna fight against evil my boss now just met him but i mean he's on the anti-pedophile team under the covers here he he's the he's the commander he actually calls himself the grand wizard of pedophile

catchers it's great he's got this whole uniform with a hood and this red crop wait a minute i've seen that oh no oh no mom i got i gotta let you go yeah i signed a contract i agreed to be the grand cyclops i didn't know i didn't know i just thought it was a cool creative kind of frat thing chet goldstein we're calling him rascal mcgovern's he caught a guy in nebraska and made a difference the guy was charged with one count of attempted first degree sexual assault and ten counts of possession of child porn. Well, he's been... Does it say how many people he's got?

Or maybe not. That's the only example I have. How many pedophiles does he have under his belt per se? He's got a knife with one notch on it as far as I can tell. There was another time where he used his own cousin who was 16 as the decoy. Oh, that's the other clip. Okay, so there's another clip in Penguin used his own cousin who was 16 as the decoy oh that's the other clip okay so there's another cliff and penguins video that's very creepy so it is and i don't

know if so it's video of rascal's face a little bit zoomed in zoomed in so far that it's it's creepy mode and i don't know what the context is I don't know who's shooting that video, but it appears that he himself is filming it and perhaps even live streaming it. But he is having a conversation with a 13 year old girl and he is asking her for pictures of herself because he's using her as a decoy to catch pedophiles. All right. Are you, can you see the 3d chest that has happened here?

Rascal McGovern's has some real 3d chest moves right here because he's like yeah i catch pedophiles so i need decoys so i contact 13 year olds and i ask them for provocative pictures of themselves like like and he's he's talking to he's like you are 13 fish without bait kyle there you go think ahead right he's out there getting bait He's out there getting bait. He's out there getting bait on some kind of a live stream or some shit. And he's talking to this 13-year-old girl. And he's like, so you are 13, right? For sure.

And she's like, yeah. And he's like, all right. So take your shirt off. Do it slow. And stick your tongue out while you do it. Yeah, I know. I know. This is the sort of thing that those those creeps ask for

wait is this this is all real he was doing this i'm not making this up this is a hyperbole this is verbatim like like this is exactly what that is wild what a circumnavigation to be like oh you know what if i if i pretend to be the anti-pedo guy, I could have all the... And first of all, that's not how the law works. They're not going to be like, whoa, whoa, whoa, I'm Judge McStevenson and this man was acquiring the child porn in good faith to use against the true evils in this world.

On the other hand, Taylor, he should have been one of those special victims units cops. Right? He could have looked at child porn professionally. Endlessly. He could have hard drives full of it i bet so i bet some of those people that review that stuff are definitely pedophiles yeah and that they step ahead of the game boys i bet fbi agent this figured out yeah you guys still on the dark web? Guess who brings me my shit? The police. It's next level.

Get it figured out. It's next level. Fucking creeps. So what's coming of that? Not much, apparently? Yeah, I doubt anything legal will come of it. And it's potentially the case that nothing legal will come of EDP's whole thing. He may be in the clear as far

as the law is concerned. How does that work? Cause he didn't actually, there's no evidence he had like sex with the kid. So, you know, I'm not an expert on this stuff, but it seemed,

it would seem to me that like a district attorney in his area would have to file charges against him. But for that to happen, like first some law enforcement entity would have to, would have to like, yeah. but for that to happen like first some law enforcement entity would have to kind of have to like yeah so it turns out that the kern county sheriff's office confirmed it's investigating edp 445 and uh i don't know if that's different than the bakersfield police but they either are the same thing or are also investigating edp it um, it, it would be different. The sheriff's department has, um, jurisdiction over the police department in most situations. The sheriff is

almost always the chief law enforcement, uh, officer in, in, in his given area. Like, like he's got jurisdiction over everyone. Um, I know in my situations that the local sheriff was always like super pissed if he wasn't informed when the feds were going to come in after me, he was like, like he was there on the scene. And I scene and i was i was like oh it's good that the sheriff seemed super pissed that they're here and it's like he's super pissed because they didn't call him first yeah uh good thing the sheriff's got my back like no no he he's mad because they didn't call him and let him know that this fucking... It was parade day. Yeah, there's nothing else useful in here, but I guess the

sheriff's office and the Bakersfield police are looking into EDP, and he doesn't have it. He's not gotten away yet. It's still going on. He hasn't gotten away yet. He should... He's certainly on a flight risk. Somebody bought a whole row.

Roll away! Roll away! What's going to happen with Rascal McGovern's? He got canceled essentially is what it seems has happened. Deleted off YouTube and such. Demonetized all that, all that stuff. I don't, certainly nothing law enforcement related,

but basically just got exposed as a real creep himself. Yeah. At the very least a bad person. That 13 year old thing's blowing my mind that like he was just on. It was weird. You know, there's a reason why Chris Hansansen uses like 19 year old chicks who look 15 that's the that's clearly the move he's a professional yeah yeah yeah i so what did this guy do some of these things they keep described i've seen more than once edp

not described as like child predator or whatever, but Eagle super fan. It's like, why? Eagles into this, you know, they're world champions. It's like three years ago. Eagle super fan grooming children. Popping into that Eagle super fan does this Eagle super fan does Bakersfield

police investigating Eagle superfans. It'd be funny if they were like, and Packers fan, Rascal McGovern on the case. He did look like a Packers fan. Or a Bears fan. He's a fat, Midwestern-looking guy, so Bears, Packers, they both fit.

Maybe Vikings, too. Yeah. Aaron Rodgers. Doesn't want to come back to the Packers. You know, I was about to say that. And then I was going to say, I don't think anybody cares. I didn't. I don't know enough about football to like even comment on that.

I saw that. Like, that's my thing. Like, here's what I know. Aaron Rodgers is a great fucking quarterback. He might be. He's one of the best that's doing it right now. He's top 300. It's top three hundred oh it's top three he's he's fucking great and uh he apparently doesn't want to come back and that's going to

create some interesting stuff i know i think midi is hoping that he goes to the vikings because midi's a minnesota boy yeah and uh he'd love to get a a top ranked qb i'm down here in Atlanta fucking done with Matt Ryan's $20 million a year ass or whatever he costs and being like, it seems like an even trade to me boys. Like, can we, can we get Aaron Rogers and send, send fucking Ryan up there?

That'd be, I'd love that. Oh, I'd be all about that. I'll buy, do that. I'll buy fucking season tickets. I'll fucking be there at the Mercedes Benz stadium.

Every fucking game you get Aaron Rogers down here. That'd be cool. Imply you're staying in Georgia. I'll buy fucking season tickets. I'll fucking be there at the Mercedes-Benz Stadium every fucking game you get Aaron Rodgers down here. That'd be cool. That would imply you're staying in Georgia. I'll commute for the game. Water flights. Water flights. All right, I got those miles. It's coming from Hawaii.

Yeah. Delta points, no time. Yeah, so yeah, weird fucking drama with the EDP stuff. What a gross fucking situation. It was crazy watching that video though and seeing like how stressed out he was like seeing the cards fall everything just his world shattering around the bargaining that went on and him trying to play it cool at first you know let him be you know going for the fist bump and oh man i like the way he was admitting to some minor transgressions that he couldn't get out of in hopes that like oh i'm

building up credibility here so when i deny the next thing people are gonna buy that yeah so it's like did i write her ass for nudes well yeah yeah okay well i did that i mean you we both know i did that there's no getting it didn't add up though It'd be like fucking getting like Mengele on the fucking witness stand and be like, so you hate the Jews. Oh, yeah. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. And you've been systematically eradicating them. Oh, yeah.

Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. And you created like gas chambers and propaganda against them. Oh, yeah. Mm-hmm. And the ghettos and the rounding up of them. And I understand you also had something to do with the skulls and the caps. Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm. So you're kind of an evil man, right? Oh, no. No. No, you got me all wrong. You got me all wrong. I'm Joe. I'm Joe M.

Okay? Mangala. Come on. Babies sometimes, you know? Like just trying to do like some bullshit. He admitted to like, he admitted to everything. The EDP did. He was like, so you send nude photos to little girls

oh yeah oh yeah so you like ask for nude photos of them back uh-huh uh-huh and you like that oh yeah yeah oh love it so you're a pedophile no get that impression I'm all about the muffins I came here for muffins I heard there were cupcakes that's what it was

cupcakes it's like remember that game they play in glorious bastards where they have the cards on their heads and it's like so you like little girls right yes you like having sex with them uh-huh and like every question is like like yes but it's like i'm gonna guess that you're a pedophile nope i'm an eight-year-old boy oh shit but it doesn't work like that because you got edp standing in front of you and it's clearly you just admit it to like chargeable offenses you fuck yeah he didn't i felt like my interpretation is he was like there are undeniable things because it's here in writing you have these printouts in your hand so there's no use denying that and in my head i'm like the

strategy is not to start from the proof the strategy is to deny the proof it's to say i didn't type that you know i don't think all that was me like that that's where the strategy begins i would imagine but yeah he should have said he should have said i'm here for the the the fan meetup aren't you the leader of edpsuperfans.org? Oh, I've been trolled then. I've been trolled to come here. They told me there'd be fans here. Peddo, what? You're setting me up, dude. Yeah, call the

cops. Call them right now. Yeah, I'll call the cops. And then he calls the cops. If he'd done that, if he calls the cops, I'm like, yeah, there's a guy here trying to set me up for some child shit. He's got fake papers. I was called here for some child shit. He's got fake papers. I was called here for a business opportunity. I'm here.

And these guys are here with cameras stalking me. And they have fake pedophilia papers. I think they may be in possession of child pornography. Please get here right away. Like if he'd done that and we saw that, we'd be like, god damn, is Rascal McGovern's a setup artist? But instead, he just admitted to like eight chargeable things while they pointed cameras in his face.

And so we're just like, Rascal McGovern. He did the absolute worst thing he could have done. Well, not the absolute. He didn't have his dick out masturbating when they asked him the questions. Fair enough. Okay, he did the second worst thing he could have done by just being like, all right, well, now it's behind the music. I'm just going to answer every question. i'm just gonna answer every question and answer every question and honestly yeah honestly

except for the one where it's like so you're a pedophile no what are you crazy me you know let's rewind the tape a little bit let's rewind the tape yeah i don't get it um he's a fucking ghoul but it seems like they're kind of both ghouls so if you want to shift gears a little bit i was pretty pumped when i saw this thing from showtime uh with michael c hall i'm a big dexter fan i loved the first i don't know three four seasons something like that and then that final season i believe it was the fifth but might be wrong uh was just a real shit show you know like i must be wrong usually it could be no no it could be like like i i could be misremembering but i thought it was five maybe six

but uh the first three are just real good the first one is incredible um and eight god damn that was a long that was a long run they kept it together for for a while. I liked it a lot. They had great seasons. And then the ending. It was on the decline anyway because it just was. But that ending was just so bad. And I guess I won't – The seasons were almost unwatchable. By the time I got to the ending, I didn't –

I was watching it to get through the show because I had long ago stopped caring how it ended so not to digress too much that's what Spartacus did to me I liked I like Dexter more than most people do and the ending that everyone finds to be one of the worst ever

was just average to me like I didn't think it was the worst ever I thought it was quite bad I don't think it was the worst ever I mean Game of Thrones wins that hands down and then the law and then lost is like second but this was the thing is like dexter starts out and it's like i don't know how many emmys they won or if they won any any at all i really don't know but to me those first couple seasons are some of the best television there's ever been it's right up for me it's right up there with breaking bad at times um it's really fucking good drama and it's so unique having us having this anti-hero serial killer be your your protagonist it's it's it was it was it was

we had tony soprano you know mob leader murderer mafioso guy but he didn't have like a dark sided monster inside him that, that was like a, a vampire, like a sociopathic vampire that needed to kill. Like that wasn't Tony. Tony was just like, you know, uh, uh, uh, uh, a leech on society. You know, he's, he's a, he's a bit of a sociopath. He's, but at times you'd times you'd feel for him and you would think, I'm not that different from Tony. And then he'd do something awful. But Michael C. Hall's character, Dexter, he's a monster. He's like a broken human being.

He's barely human by our definitions. And so having him as your protagonist is like, oh, this is pretty interesting. Didn't love the ending. Anyway, I feel like especially at the time, I don't remember a lot of shows where the main character that you kind of root for was a monster. Sprinter's the first.

I was going to say before Dexter. Yeah, that's true. Yeah, 1999, I believe. Now they filmed the pilot in 98. Since Breaking Bad. And now it seems like antiheroes are almost the thing. But yeah, not a punisher. Like there's been tons of them.

Like antiheroes are hot. So hot right now. But Tony Soprano was the first. And then you get Walter White. You get you get Dexter. You get a number of other characters. But yeah, they're bringing it back for a limited series. And they've got this little trailer um that showtime put on their

youtube channel uh that's real short you know it's just a teaser type trailer that really doesn't show anything uh they play a little music and then they show michael c hall kind of turn to the camera and smile looks pretty good for his age yeah he's definitely still our favorite serial killer uh i'm excited i i hope they do a good job yeah uh it looked he's clearly like up in alaska or something like that i think that's where he fled to last time we saw him i believe he was like a like a like a crab fisherman or oil rigs something like something like in the sea something rough neck up in the north like i remember something like that and he's clearly still in that sort of environment.

Cause there's like snow outside and winter type situation. But, but yeah, I'm excited for that. I really am. I don't give a shit. Most of the time when there's a revival, especially if it's a, like a big cast,

like everybody was always like, Oh, bring Seinfeld back for another episode. And it was like, no, no. And then they weren't episode. And it was like, no, no. And, and then they weren't friends.

And now they're talking about the office. And it's just like, come on. Some of them have aged so poorly and like, you know, it's, it doesn't, it's not the same anymore.

Like, like nobody from the office has died. Oh, wait, no. Uh, Patrice O'Neill died, but he was early seasons only.

Yeah. Yeah. He had been cut out anyway uh and i think the security guard hank i think he died okay tall black guy yeah he's the one that i'm just surprised phyllis is still alive that's what we're all saying right i was thinking phyllis and stanley creed creed boys creed was in the monkeys or whatever like yeah reed was in the monkeys or whatever like yeah Creed was in the monkeys yeah I think it's the monkeys Creed but now I just made that up

he was a former member of the rock band The Grassroots oh wait no he was in the music group The Grassroots from 1967 to 1969 I think it was the monkeys I think it was Creed he's 78 years old.

Yeah, he's 78. He's by far the oldest. But not the first to die. And not the... But he's quite fit. He looks quite fit for his age. And just for a good body type, I guess.

Whereas someone like Phyllis or Stanley and Kevin you know. good body type i guess whereas someone like phyllis or um stanley kevin stanley and kevin uh you know maybe not so much yeah they're very fat especially kevin i think steve carell still looks quite good obviously um john krasinski has just like some guys when they get into their 40s it's like god damn you just got better looking in your 40s somehow like like like your 20s you were kind of awkward looking in 30s you were just kind of okay but god 40 looks good on john krasinski however old he is like he's got his own uh you know amazon series the with the um what is it it's not jack reacher it's um is it i've never

watched i've never watched no it's not jack reacher. It's, um, is it? I've never watched. I've never watched. No, it's not Jack Reacher. You're right. He is 41. I didn't see that. He looks tremendous for 41. Let's see what it's called.

Michael Scott looks better now than he did. Jack Ryan, Jack Ryan, 17 years ago. You guys ever watched Jack Ryan? Maybe the first season. What's his name? So I believe Jack Ryan is a Tom Clancy character who's been in a few of those movies

that were based on Tom Clancy novels. Like maybe that was him. That was that character in like Clear and Present Danger or maybe even like Hunt for the Red October. I'm not sure about that. But there's an Amazon series. maybe even like hunt for the red October. I'm not sure about that, but they made a, there's an Amazon series. And he's like a,

an analyst or something like that. And I believe the CIA and, and he's like nerdy analyst guy who keeps getting drug right into the middle of like international terrorism. And it's, it's like, he's like, Hey,

I'm the numbers guy. And they're like, you're the only one who knows what Mustafa looks like. You're coming with us. And it's like he's like hey i'm the numbers guy and they're like you're the only one who knows what mustafa looks like you're coming with us and it's like and now he's like on the case with them like like flying or like globe trotting he's like a james bond who doesn't know know what he's doing at all kind of kind of scenario it's fun it's good he literally looks better at 41 than he did 28 looks great yeah great. Yeah. Like if you go to season one of The Office, he looks, he's so skinny. He's packed on a ton of muscle. A bunch of muscle.

His beard looks good on him. He's just literally better looking. Usually what happens, they'll be like, George Clooney, he looks better now than he did back then. No, he doesn't. No, he doesn't. Maybe if you grade him on a curve. John Stamos, Rob Lowe. He's a higher person.

Rob Lowe. He's a great example, right? Rob Lowe looked great for his age, but Rob Lowe looked even better at 23. Yeah. Oh, yeah. John Krasinski is the rare, like, literally looks better older. John Krasinski's head has gotten bigger since The Office. He was always pretty big i think

i don't know he looks better he's he's really pumped a lot of iron he's he's he's added like some action star uh an action star physique i think i saw a shirtless picture of him and he was like legit ripped like i showed it to everyone a minute ago yeah oh cool yeah i i it's been a while since i've like looked into it i don't remember what movie he was in where like you saw that physique dude he looks 10 times more fit oh I think I think he gets shirtless than Jack Ryan maybe dude I'm just looking at him shirtless than Jack Ryan he could beat the shit out of Captain America yeah he's much bigger yeah way really I think I can't see size that well someone let me see this picture. Oh, yeah. He destroys Chris Evans.

First of all, John Krasinski is like six three. Oh, man. He's looking tremendous. Good. Yeah. Good for Jim. Jim's looking sexy as fuck. He's got the fucking Adonis lines.

He's got the fucking striations around. What picture are you looking at where he destroys Chris Evans? Well, I just google image john krasinski naked yeah this one uh i'm getting it to you yeah that's the one i was that's am i looking at that exact same one i am it's a little i think he looks tremendous there. And I think Chris Evans does not look tremendous. And also what you got to keep in mind is that John Krasinski is like 6'4".

Yeah. How tall is Chris Evans? I would say, so John Krasinski is 6'3", actually. Let's see how tall Chris Evans is. 6'5". 6'1". Even. And I bet they're being generous.

Probably. Actor heights are often uh they're like actor and athlete heights very very generous that was i was watching uh i was watching the you know because for the blues to get into the stanley cup playoffs i need for fucking arizona to start losing so like last night very late i was watching the arizona san jose game being like come on san jose fucking beat arizona keep us in it And the announcers were straight up like, Clayton Keller there, skating with the puck, looking down at the sheet, says 5'10". Now, John, I don't know who wrote that,

but there is absolutely no way that gentleman is 5'10". I agree, John, I would like a remeasurement as well. Look at how small, and then one of the guys goes, look at him out there. He's tiny. And he's in the middle of the game. And it is funny because you're seeing this guy, very, very clayton keller from st louis actually plays for the arizona coyotes but like it's a perfect example of like 5 10 yeah standing next to a guy who's listed at six foot and he must have been one of the few honest six footers because he is towering over

yeah you see that a lot when you meet up with people because I think the three of us have been in an interesting situation where we make these relationships with people online. Long, serious relationships. We form friendships with people and maybe the first year or two years of those friendships, we've never actually been in a room with them before.

And then there's a meetup or an event, whether it's PAX or E3 or a YouTube meetup or an event or, you know, whether it's PAX or E3 or YouTube meetup or whatever. And it's like, oh, oh, you are a tiny person. This tended to be normal. I have many times associated somebody with their actions in game. Like this guy is a beast. He a like i i every time i look at him he's jumping off roofs headshotting everyone etc and my monkey brain thinks that the guy behind

the sticks like they somehow representative of the guy on the screen and then when they finally do a reveal it doesn't even have to be in person it's like hey this is what i look like it's like oh right gamers are just people they could be anything yeah yeah xcal's real uh real letdown um and uh person no but i've seen him on video oh and um and you know obviously wings forever said he was like six four or something like that and then And, you know, obviously wings forever said he was like six, four or something like that. And then, okay. And then we see that picture of him standing next to a, a, a regular lifted, not a non lifted pickup truck. And you know,

those of us who have stood next to an F one 50 who are actually six feet or taller know that we can see over the top of them. And it's like, Oh, you see, I love the the ballsiness to not be like oh i'm i'm 5 10 i'm gonna say 5 11 or i'm 6 foot i'm gonna say 6 1 just i'm adding fucking 5 inches i'm 6 4 bitch it's like bro dude go big or go home. I like that. I remember thinking like, well, my tiny ass is only 6'2". And I'm like actually 6'2".

I wish they'd had the numbers behind me in my mugshot. So I just had that for posterity. The only other mugshot I've got was my prison, when I'm going in prison. And they were very generous with the numbers on the wall. I'm like 6'6 on that or 6 or six five on that one or the other they want to make you guys look as scary as possible i wanted those from a doctor from i went to the doctor's office and they measured me at six three i'm not six three but it's like you need a new doctor this is a doctor are you measuring my blood pressure with the same level of expertise, you quack?

It happened, though. Oh, it appears there are demons in your spine. Yeah, like Harley is legitimately like 6'5", 6'6". Whatever he claims, that's what he fucking is. Mr. Sark is tall, too. Richard Stark is tall as fuck. Richard Ryan is a good solid inch taller than me. Hickok 45.

Hickok towers over me. He towers over everybody you just listed, it sounds like. He's like 6'6", 6'7", or something. And his son is even taller. I would see his Hickok 45 and his son at like, I think his son cameramans for him, or at least does part-time. I would see them at like Knob Creek in Kentucky. And it's just like, these men stand out.

Like I met them, had a little, hey, nice to see you here. Yeah, we got some of these things over here. And yeah, explosive rounds over there if you want some. I don't know how we got them. And then like we'd part ways and then I'd be talking to my other buddies and they'd be like, I'd be like, yeah, I saw Hickok. And they're like, oh, I wish I'd seen him. And I'd be like, looking into a sea of people. And I'd be like, yeah, I saw Hickok. And they're like, oh, I wish I'd seen him. And I'd be like, looking into a sea of people.

And I'd be like, there he is. There he is about 70 yards that way with about a thousand people between us and him. Because he is literally head and shoulders above every other man here. He is the biggest man here. Except for his son, who's just like another inch or two bigger. Colin's got to be 6'1 or 6'2 now. He is like he's taller than me

undeniably. If he stands next to me he'll be like yeah that one's clearly taller. Every once in a while like we have mostly hardwood floors but like the carpet makes you like a half inch taller. If he's on the carpet and I'm on the floor it's like noticeable. Yeah, it really

stands out. And Jackie has no chill. She's like, look at you next to him. He's so much bigger. And it's like, I could beat up everyone in this house. I could beat up everyone. For now, old man.

For now, old man. And you're first, Miss Point Out How Tall Colin Is. I wonder how you stand up against a double leg right now. Huh, little lady? How's your takedown defense? I would love for Jackie to come to me and be like, Colin expressed a lot of interest in starting jujitsu. And you're like,

no! No! No! Swimming gym! You're not taking this from me? He would like it anyway. he's watching youtube videos doing kata oh we got to get you a new hobby son this is a problem the last thing you need is to be learning kata here's a controller play fall guy again yeah exactly man that game died quick fall guys there's been a couple games uh what's the other among us oh shit on the on the people on the people uh talk like being taller or shorter than we imagine i remember the the actual the first

person i ever met from youtube was trevor uh tmart because you know three st louis on the he's six four like he's a busy big guy uh he could have grown since i saw him he was six three at 15 yeah he was a very lean guy. And so you could be convinced, like, oh, maybe he's just not that tall. He's just a smaller gamer guy. And then I met him. And as he was on the way, I met him so we could drive together to meet up with you guys in Joliet. And he's just like, just like, it was weird to see him.

I'm like, wait, you look like an adult. That's, this is wild. You're yeah. Tall guy. Yeah. Tall. And,

um, um, uh, filthy, filthy is tall. He's taller than me. Uh, he's like six,

three plus something like that in real life. Yeah. We did a paintball event. He, uh, came to Joliet with us and, not Joliet. Actually,

he came to the one, um, the one that wasosion PB, I think. Explosion Paintball. The one that's got the remake of Nuketown, the Call of Duty map on their field. It was like an abandoned amusement park. It had like Ferris wheels and shit like that that you play. Yeah, it's pretty cool. Yeah, I like those guys.

I like those guys we were working with there. They were all real chill. Paintball people in general are just real chill people like yeah i don't know i've never met anybody who was in the paintball industry or business who like wasn't a cool guy like in the gun industry like every now and then you meet somebody who used to be like special forces or something and like killing a dozen men like apparently does something to some people where it's like this guy doesn't have a sense of humor anymore he just looks he just has dead eyes and it's like fuck that guy's got dead eyes do you notice how he didn't laugh at any of our jokes yeah he has no sense of humor anymore it's been it's been fucking murdered out of him yeah he's

killed it yeah he was in som. He was in Somalia, Somalia. He killed his sense of humor right after he took out that band of refugees. Yeah. He was, he was that guy in black Hawk down who barely survived in that helicopter. Like, like for like,

like I met a guy like that. And it was like, it was a situation where there were two guys who were partners and one of them had all the toys and the other had all the property. And the toys were on the property for storage purposes. And the toys were immense. We're talking about a museum worth of tanks and artillery pieces and very rare military stuff. That's awesome.

And the guy who owned all the toys super fucking cool guy one of my favorite people in the world still um the guy who owned the property is mr dead eyes and it's just like every time he'd come around like there was no more fun to be had like like when when he's not there we're all just like laughing and joking and like let's shoot a cannonball over those trees like yeah that'll be great let's just shoot it into the trees and let's see what it sounds like yeah nothing's over there oh let's shoot a machine gun with our dick and then mr dead eye shows up and it's just like you guys about done i gotta i gotta get home early tonight i got some killing to do yeah it's just like i gotta make sure nobody at home's

having fun either yeah it's exactly sure i need he was like really sure i noticed that one of those bowling balls got rather close to the to the boathouse that's not insured so if anything is damaged it'll have to be covered on your end. And I'm just like, yeah, no problem. I'll pay. Whatever you say.

I mean, does it need some repairs? Just, just in general? I mean, I can help with that. You know, like maybe fresh paint,

maybe a fresh coat of paint just for the fuck of it. Right. I can handle that. Get some bear. It's a bear. You like bear? No, you're a DuPont man.

All right. No problem. No problem at all. Like a beige, a beige. I hate bear. Never buy a bear. No, no you're a dupont man all right no problem no problem at all like a beige a beige no i hate bear never buy a bear no no sir that's commie paint that's what i say that was a test better red than better dead than red no thanks fucking scary motherfucker like just too intimidating and unpleasant to me he was a big dude too like like he was probably like 40 early 40s i would say 42 like big special forces beard real thick barrel chested guy he just his hands were so big he had that fucking special forces ring he was wearing it was just like just just screamed don't

fuck with me just such a scary human being And the other guy who had all the toys. So I bet this guy didn't really play with the toys. No, he didn't give a fuck. No, it's a business to him. He didn't give a fuck. Like a lot of the guys that are in the gun industry, it's a passion. It's a passion to them first,

and then a business second. Like if we can make money doing this, oh, that's all the better. But come on, guys. This is going to be fun, right? And it's fun to work with people like that because we were of the same mind it's like yeah we're here to have have some fun today you know like like we're gonna make some money doing it but fun is kind of like the important thing like because if we're having fun it looks fun it's entertaining like that's kind of what i was going for this guy was just all

business when he was there you couldn't have any fun and it wasn't it was scary that he was around because like you know i want to do silly shit yeah i want to do silly shit you don't want some strict basically parent or teacher looming over you while you're playing with tanks if anything that's going to make it more dangerous because now you're on edge now you're not feeling loose with the rules with whoever with the fun guy you know yeah like like fun guys will be like you'll be be like, Hey, what if we, what if we drove this thing to McDonald's? And the guy like, the guy's like a 50 year old man. He just gets like this glint in his eye.

He's like, Oh, that would be so cool. And I'm just like, it would, wouldn't it? Well, you know, I'm 25, 26. He's like 50. And he, and he's like he's like yeah yeah that would be cool and i'm like well let's do it let's fuck he's like yeah let's do it now i'm like well not right now i gotta i gotta film the other stuff but yeah later he's like when when i i i i'm ready i'm ready it's like kyle i'm hungry for mcdonald's now he's like no it's a video yeah exactly on that drive we were both wearing these headsets and throat mics um i don't know if you're familiar with that technology but like the throat mic is like

taking the vibra it sits on your throat and so it's not something you speak into it sort of like takes the vibration from your throat and turns it into words that go into the other guy's headset and it's really and when you're in a tank or a really loud APC or something like that, you need something like that. Because even if this microphone were right here, if I'm in that tank or like out the hatch, you know, on the gunner position, the sound is getting muffled.

You're catching so much diesel sound and road noise and stuff. It just doesn't work. With that throat mic, it cuts through all of that shit and just gives you perfect communication between the two of us and he's driving the thing and i'm back there in the gunner position and i don't i wish i could remember exactly what this goofball said fucking great guy but he was just like he was he was like using like military speak he was like

all right this is the commander here we're all set gun. Gunner, you ready to go? I'm just like, yes, sir. Ready to go. Gunner in position. All right. We're going to put her on in gear. Head on up north down 75. Everyone ready to go? Locked and loaded? Yes, sir. Load her up. Fucking like... So he's just having a blast.

He's just having a blast. That guy got his license taken away for DUI. Oh, now he's losing stuff. He didn't lose all his tanks? No, no, no. His driver's license. He lost his explosive toy license.

Fuck that. He's way too rich to ever lose that shit. He's crazy rich. He lost his driver's license, but he owns so much property that like if he wanted to like get somewhere he owns so much property that he could just drive from his house through his own property and kind of get there like like i'm he's not going woods towards walmart like from no no he gets in his armored personnel carrier and just tears through shit he's just like fuck it you don't need a license to drive an armored personnel carrier on your own property now, do you? And if you did, who's going to check?

And he's just driving. Nobody because I've got an armored personnel carrier. Yes. He's just driving his APC, like ripping shit down, going through the woods, tearing through saplings and all sorts of nonsense, just ripping ass, heading to the border of his property where I guess he'd get out and then I think he wanted to go to a liquor store. He's just a man who liked to drink. Well, you like to get good and liquored up and then go fire bowling balls too close to the lake house.

That's a different guy, but yeah, pretty much. All those guys do. All those guys like to have a little fun. They like to get drunk and then shoot tons of fun guns, I'm sure, in new and exciting ways. Yeah, and do dangerous shit. I'm sure. What a life to own that many free toys.

Not free toys, but own all those toys, have that much space, all your own activities. If you're that rich, you ever just decide, he's just one day like, you know what? I watched a YouTube video. I'm really into working out now. What I'm is uh i'm building a free a free standing you know 2 000 square foot steel structure and i'm gonna buy a bunch of state-of-the-art gym stuff and then he can just two weeks later be like this is stupid i'm bored of this now i'm gonna build my

own liquor store whatever the hell he'd want a lot of those guys are like that um but but the thing is they've already gone through every hobby hobby imaginable and they just have it they just have it it's like it's like oh yeah i wish we had a dune buggy he's like what kind of dune buggy would you like i have four yeah each one better than the last yeah that was just a teen obsession yeah exactly like they just have like all the toys that a man could want like like anything that a guy would be into ever it's like oh you like dirt bikes which one would you like to see are you like you like off-road like side by sides i have the best of them you like helicopters yeah i own one jets i have two you you know it's just everything all of the toys are there like like

no matter what you could think of what is your background oh okay okay yeah you should know this is in your neck of the well this one isn't this is probably some stage house i'm from south jersey the good jersey you're right there then that trashy awful jersey dude it is clearly the superior jersey and i've never been i was just south jersey is so much better i wonder how people from north jersey deal with their sense of inadequacy right like it's just so obviously which side is is the good one that's better about it less population so you got more room that's the big thing it's and so north jersey is uh it's almost like all inner city like a random new jersey town like new brunswick or something is bigger than boise i'm

sure that's true i haven't I haven't fact checked it. I'm sure. Like Ventnor, New Jersey, which nobody knows is surely bigger than like major cities from Oklahoma. It's probably bigger than Tulsa. I don't know. And, uh, but you know, you go up North and all those random like Bay owns or whatever,

like they're really shitty. It's just, they're not laid out very well whatever fucking wagon wheel went there the first time is where the city planning came from and it's it's all like just too many above ground electrical wires too much population density too much crime too much noise too many potholes the roads in new jersey are terrible largely because it freezes and you know that makes the roads get ruined faster than most other places and it uh south jersey just better so much better we have better beaches i believe i mean it sounds like they suffer from that boston syndrome of organization where it's like this this was clearly organized

before anyone had a grand plan like no one had any idea it's like where do we put the post office city manager he's like fucking on that hill i don't know like i guess well well the roads right here we'll just we'll have a seven points area it'll be very popular in the future like that's a very stupid thing to do like roundabouts within roundabouts that that don't work very well. Yeah. Boston is tough to navigate. I've told the story before. The first time I went to Boston, I drove there and I paid a cabbie $20.

I was so lost. I was like, I'll give you $20 if you let me follow you. He didn't even understand the concept. He's like, what? You need a ride? I'm like, no, no, no. I just want to follow you. Take me to my hotel, but I'll be driving behind you.

And that's how I got. You take my luggage and you drive it to that hotel. Right? You get it? You get it? No, stop. Stop. Yeah, I followed him to the hotel. This is before GPS is all over.

I followed him to the hotel. He sticks his big hairy arm out the window and points to it, which I actually needed because the sign was so high up and you're so close to it because the road system is from the 1600s. I was like, all right, that's the one. Now I just need to figure out where to park. Yeah, it's ye old shitty tavern or whatever the hell you're going to be staying. All right, well well you convinced me

i guess i guess south jersey's better having been to neither north nor south jersey you're my you're my point of reference go with it i'm not i'm not uh pointing i'm not steering you wrong that's what i'm trying to say so i gotta oh yeah go ahead patreon ama question somebody asked me if the honda rebel is a good first motorcycle is, it's an interesting question for me because I'm really not an expert in motorcycle. I'm not some sort of genius, but I'll do my best. It is an excellent first motorcycle. It is maybe the first one that pops into my head as first motorcycle. The guy's a little bigger. He weighs 250 pounds. So the 500 is probably better than the 250. I think a first motorcycle should have somewhere between like 40 and 60 horsepower and that's where that's going to land any more than that and it's

either too slow for the interstate or no fun it's no fun to use 20 of 130 horsepower motorcycle so uh so yeah i think if you like the rebel then that would be a super good choice for a first bike. Thanks for the question. I disagree. Oh yeah? Go on. How tall are you is going to be really important because going back to height, I'm way too tall for a Rebel.

Like if I put my feet on the ground, I'm standing like several, my crotch, I guess it's your leg length as much as anything but uh but my crotch is way up above the bike like you're such a good feature in a first bike though I love so I have two bikes now one I can easily reach it is it does have a low seat it's a cruiser they tend to have low seats um one of my bikes is a DRZ 400 and it has a really high seat it's a dirt bike so they need clearance and suspension travel and you can't have clearance under the engine and suspension travel and a low seat.

Those things like don't go together. So, uh, it is a pain in the ass. And, and like when it tips, it's just the fucking leaning tower of Pisa, like to wrestle that thing back up.

It's a long lever next to that fulcrum. Whereas a lower bike, you know, when it tips, it's so easy to sort of correct it, to bring it back. Everything has a low center of gravity. Um, sit on it first, you know, see, see how it fits you. That's the ticket. Yeah. But I think that I think when I think about my dream bikes, I have a little more experience and I can ride anything. Um, I don't go for the big, powerful bikes. You know, I would like a, can't even pronounce it, like a Svetvin 401 from Husqvarna. That sounds cool.

Oh, yeah. I looked at that. Did you? The KTM 690 Supermoto. I was Googling like, what do they call it? Like dual purpose bikes or something like that i don't know i was looking at bikes kind of like what you have because i was thinking like i don't know i'm just shopping i'm just i'm just like like window shopping yeah i'm window shopping is what i'm

doing because i'm looking at ftrs i'm looking at uh at the shadow i'm looking at those bmw like african safari bikes or something like that. Like, oh, they're like 20 grand. And all that shit. I'm that's, that's cool. I saw one that was like, somebody had done stuff on this bike. They had all, they had like, they had the nice saddlebags and the nice box on the back on the tail. I don't know what you call that.

And just, they had done stuff with this bike and I'm like, Ooh, I bet that's, that one's lived in. I bet it's cheap. 17, nine, nine, bike and i'm like oh i bet that's that one's lived in i bet it's cheap 17 999 i'm like god damn they think a lot of these uh but but yeah um i looked at the the the uh the the rebel um a lot and then i came to conclude i I love how it looks. I think it looks incredible for its price point. You can get them used for under 4,000, um, under three, I think like, like, like, like they're really cheap if you get one a couple of years old and they still look wonderful. And, uh, it's 500 CC bike. That's quite a bit of power as much, as much as you're going to need starting out in my uneducated opinion, you know, just from internet research and youtube and such but i i came to the conclusion

that it was wrong for me because it was so low to the ground i felt like i was going to be like really low down on it and it was going to be like an uncomfortable riding position maybe even i don't know your feet go out forward i wonder i wonder i'm like i wonder if you put his foot on the pegs and saw what it was like and and you know sat on it maybe you did uh but i don't know i'm stuck on this horsepower so my bike i have two bikes they have like 40 and 50 horsepower and i think the range of perfect goes from like 40 to 65 and you know when i think about my dream bikes that i have had i don't think i had 100 horsepower bike i think it was in the 90s but i've ridden 140 horsepower bikes and it's not even that much fun to me to be in third gear going 100 miles an hour um yeah i don't have any interest of

it i don't have any interest in utilizing all that power i really don't um it's just that the the bike that i'm kind of set on that that um the um the indian scout indian scout 60 uh just happens to have like 95 or 105 horsepower or something like that it's just like it's less than that it might i think it's a thousand cc bike or something it's but but it's like if it if it had less i would be fine with it i just like how it looks and i like that it's a thousand cc bike or something it's but but it's like if it if it had less i would be fine with it i just like how it looks and i like that it's a little bit higher off the ground than the rebel and uh and that's it it has 78 it's more than i thought it did it's i think that's too many by nine yeah yeah 14 or so my thing is like like people talk about like hey you don't want to start with a thousand cc motorcycle i'm like you realize i'm not 19 years old right like i have no i'm not

gonna go fat i'm not gonna go 100 i'm not gonna go 100 like like i'm i'm looking to cruise on this thing like like i have no interest in going that my car i'll go 140 I don't remember the last time I went 140. Like it was probably when you and I were out there in like, uh, Arkansas, uh, Memphis, like, like was the last time I got up like close to that fast. Like, it's not even that it's not that you can't choose your speed. It's that I think it's a lot more fun to use like 80% of a bike than 20% of a bike. I think, you know, for the first three gears to handle every situation, I think is less fun than to use all five or six. I think it's more fun to be able to twist it a bit.

Smoking tire. Is he the car that you came on? He had a similar thing about, yeah, Matt Farah. He had a similar thing about cars. He's like, I like, you know, when he dreams of which car he wants, he's like a car that he can use all of. Whereas if you get like a, some, I don't know my cars that well, but some McLaren supercar, then all you do is basically put around into what that thing's capable of.

I feel you. Okay. I hadn't considered that, but I'm sure you're right. I know the 60, I believe the 60 has five gears and that's the difference I think between it and the um wherever the other one's called i think it has in front of me you might be right i'm not sure i really agree with you about like getting the one you feel like you can like red line because otherwise it'd be like oh so i'm i'm leaving money on the table right here like that it doesn't need five years i'm sorry taylor oh no i'm just like you're leaving money on the table like you know the capacity you're going to

use your toy for and then to buy it like well over that you'd be like, you'd end up making yourself do something dangerous. Cause you'd be like, I paid for 200 miles an hour. Yeah. The bike can encourage you to do its thing, right? Like if first gear goes to 70 miles an hour and third gear goes to 120, it's, it's, it 120, it's incentivizing you. It's begging you.

It's like, what are we doing here? 55, are you serious? This isn't where fun starts for me. Who fucking bought me? But if you buy a bike where the comfortable fast speed on is like 80, then you can go on the interstate and you can use it all whereas if 80 is putting around if 120 is putting around and yeah that makes a lot of sense i think that's i think that's where i'd be if i got an ftr like oh my god it goes 70 in first gear okay well i guess we just stay in first all the time. It takes all that tricky shifting out of the mix. This is just an automatic.

I like the FTR. I love it. I love that color scheme in particular, the red and yellow and white, or red and gold and white. The carbon? Is that the one that you like? The S? It's red. The tank's red, and it's got the gold um like pipes around uh

around the engine like like like like cage or whatever i don't know what you call those like the part that protects the engine on the side it's just like like a roll cage or something a bit but um it's gold white and red you're not thinking of the i'll find it carbon i might be i'll click your link oh yeah we've looked at that oh yeah that's it that's it i don't know why that's carbon though it's that you know it is though yeah the tank is carbon it has carbon front fenders that would this is called a fender right that thing over the tire i'm stupid right now i'll allow it is because of the girl i don't know what it's called the thing or the headlight shroud is carbon it's got carbon on it i think this is one of the best looking bikes ever made it will be a

classic people will buy this 30 years from now and like it what just every time i look at this i fucking want it um i i like everything about it i like the exhaust i like i like the red i like the the whole color scheme of it i like the headlights i don't know if you've ever seen what the display looks like like the um uh the the odometer and speedometer and everything like that it's it's real nice. I can't picture it, but I do remember that you have to get the S or the carbon to get the good one. Yeah.

I don't, I don't know which trim it is, but I, both of those. And then there's a cheaper trim that doesn't have it. Yeah. I would want it. And then like,

I don't know. I, I particularly like the mirrors that, that, that, that are on it. Like, like I wouldn't do anything to this except for maybe put a tiny bit of storage on it so you could throw

a water bottle back there or something like that. I'm looking at this. I look at a lot of bikes and I'm like, ooh, I'd want to put dual exhaust on that or I'd want to put a single pipe on that or that needs a better fender or this needs a different headlight cowling or those tires don't do it for me. Oh man, those brake rotors. Yuck. I look at this and I'm just like, perfect, perfect.

Even that's even the shock or whatever you call it, but you know, under the seat. Perfect. It's the only yellow on the bike. Perfect. Perfect. Right there. I agree with the look of it. I think it's great for what I like to do with the bike, like, you know, zip around,

I want something a little less capable. That freaking... How do you pronounce this thing? Here, I'll link it to you. Is it Husqvarna? Yes, but that's not the hard part. The Svartpilen, I think. Svartpilen?

This bike. I don't think it's impressive. Like, the internet wouldn't love it. But the way that it rides, it's impressive like the internet wouldn't love it but the way that it rides it's so light it's flickable it's happy up to about 90 100 miles an hour like this to me would be really fun to ride

the way that I like to ride a bike whereas the FTR on the other hand like whatever going 60 on a country road it is sleeping how much are these by 5100 it's neat i like it it's very uh unique looking like so many bikes are just carbon copies of each other like when i look at the yamaha and the honda i'm like yeah y'all didn't uh

differentiate very much did you like you just kind of wanted to look like a little spaceship that you sit on. Okay, all right, both of you. Do you know the Suzuki SV650 at all? No, no, I don't know many bikes by name. Like, if I saw it, I would probably recognize that class of bike, that style of bike. But, like, I don't know. I like it, and I think you would like it. It's, like, half the price of the SVR. style of bike but like i don't know name but i like it and i think you would like it it's like

half the price of the svr and um i'm sorry the ftr and click on that link so you the the image that popped up isn't they copy the ftr look at it click on it you see the red and white one oh i'm looking at it yeah yeah i'm like hey they made a budget ftr yeah yeah it's considered one of the best first bikes to get period um it's super reliable suzuki suzuki makes super reliable bikes but they tend not to be really cutting edge with like all the tech and um i know i like this bike a lot I gotta stop looking at bikes woody I'm gonna go you're gonna be joining me on the tat dude I I have an impulse problem fit probably when when there's just $5,000 and I can just click and don't even I mean you know you could find this bike for five grand I think I

know I don't need to be looking at this i'll clickety click clickety clack and that motherfucker will be getting delivered if for some reason you decide to go with a new bike that should be on your list of considered bikes it looks cool looks cool yeah i i'm mixed i'm so mixed because like i look at your uh your off-road bike and i'm like man i had my my truck out here. I could I could drive that out to like, you know, 20 30 minutes away from here I bet there's some cool trails Hell there might be a trail within riding distance of where I am right now They just ride it on the roads hell

I'll pack the off-road tires on my back and I'll change them in the field That'd be cool If you were then to find yourself in, like my DZR 400 would be such a great bike for all that BLM land. And then I look at like, I look at these crotch rockets. I look, I mean like the Suzuki here is like, it's actually pretty fucking nice.

I mean, I would change, you know, where I was talking about how the FDR, I'm like, I would change nothing with a Suzuki. I'm like, those break, those brake rotors aren't quite beefy enough for me.

Not for braking power, but for aesthetic. And I don't like that exhaust. It looks too plasticky and like, I don't know, it's cheap. I'd do a tail tidy of some sort. That'd be my first thing. So everything's tucked up under that brake light. Yes, I like that idea um i and uh other than that like the cowling is fine on the on the light i like that i wouldn't

change that too much on the um on the indian i've seen where that's been modified and i'm like oh i got the indian i would definitely put a whole different like cowling on the front of this thing like the modified one is sick that's the way to go 60 we're talking about okay yeah but the fdr is perfect what i'm saying is the suzuki has like minor things i would change you know the exhaust brake rotors um other than that it's pretty sick man it where the pegs at let me is it rear right yeah i think you know if you sort of follow the red part of the frame down yeah i see them yeah that's not ideal i would kind of like mid um a little forward i think the fdr might be kind of mid it's like not forward not not rear but kind of right in the middle i

don't know if there's a technical word for that or if it is mid, but I think I, I don't know. I think it's pretty comparable. Looks cool though. I like, what do you call the gold part? I'm looking at like on the thumbnail that you've got here, like the metal that's sort of like in caging the top of. Are we not talking about the front fork? The chassis? No.

It's golden in color. Is that the the chassis uh all right what motorcycle are we talking about where i'm talking about the suzuki here like the suzuki and yeah if i just click the picture and don't even go to the link you know i've got it opened up and i'm looking there's a gold part that on the black one yeah that is the chassis okay yeah i like that i like that i don't know yeah i like the way they expose it the ducati monster does that actually uh driven than performance driven or or like feature driven necessarily there if somebody's like oh no you don't understand the way they do the displacement on this one it's getting an extra 18 horsepower for i i don't care i wouldn't care if it got 50 more or 50 less like i like things that look cool the same way I always was with guns.

It's like, you know, like, like a lot of these gun guys would be like, Oh no, you don't understand this thing shoots sub MOA at, at 900 meters. Like really, do you, do you do a lot of shooting at 900 meters? Do you? Cause I mostly shoot pumpkins at 50 yards and, uh, and it's, you know, I can hit that with a recurve bow. So there's never been a gun so inaccurate that it didn't cut the, cut the mustard. I like, um, like when the bike fits the mission, right? You know, some people have more horsepower is better, right? How would you not want more power? And it's like, Oh no, no, no. I, I found

this go-car track. That'll let me ride there. I want something that's very small and flickable and this and that. That's how I pick my bikes. No, no, I found trails in my area that I can ride on that no one cares. No one owns it. If there's no victim, there's no crime, right? Yeah. So I want to leave my garage door and go to these trails. That's what the DRZ is for.

Have you considered putting some berms in your backyard or your field back there to like jump yes i've considered that i haven't done it feel about that we haven't said it out loud yet but uh also and i don't want to have a like problem to mow around but yeah i've thought about stuff like that yeah you could make it look nice. You know, like maybe some, I don't know what materials you would use for that would be appropriate. But I was just thinking like, you know, some cedar chips or maybe that ground up tires that it's like little chunks of rubber that they use for landscaping. Cedar chips go away, which is kind of nice. Like you can change your mind.

Whereas if I was to use like gravel or rubber well gravel goes away too it does actually it kind of sinks in yeah yeah my dad's roads over there at his farm if you could like do a cross section down it would look like something from the jurassic because he's been for for 25 years he's been putting gravel on that road. And like more recently, and it was just mushed down, mushed down, mushed down. He needs a land plane. So many semi trucks back and forth, fully loaded. I don't know how much semi trucks weigh, but like an entire semi truck completely loaded down.

He's solved the problem since like whenever, um, whenever they, uh, tear up an asphalt highway, they have that. I don't know if you've seen that machine that like scoops up the old asphalt, grinds it down into like tiny chips and then stores it in the back. And then they lay down a slick new, uh, blacktop. Well, that stuff that they grind up, they dump it and then they sell it. And that stuff is amazing for like graveling your roads because it's essentially like it's a ground up asphalt road and it's full of tar,

which is what asphalt is. It's like, it's like tar and gravel. And so when you spread that stuff smoothly out on a road and then you drive over it enough, it reforms into asphalt and it just becomes like poor man's asphalt i use a land plane i'm going to show everyone how it works i don't know this is a great topic but you basically drag it behind your tractor it pulls up all the rocks and sort of puts them right back yeah again the video title can the land plane save us from buying more rock if not terrible purchase yeah that's in his instance though like you have this periodic situation whenever they like sell their chickens where like i don't remember how many semi trucks it is that pass over that road in like a 36 hour period but let's call it a hundred a hundred semi

trucks back and forth, fully loaded down. And it just obliterates a road. It just smushes every, and it's not, it's unrecoverable. Like, like, like you see like the top of smooth challenge accepted.

Oh, I love it. Cause that's like what it does. Basically what it does, it pulls everything up loose. And then the first rainfall, all the dirt washes off it. And you've got like new rocks exposed

interesting i do it twice a year he has solved the problem though with that like that asphalt stuff it's it's it's poor man's asphalt it's like if you were to asphalt all that it would cost pricey 120 000 roughly um because i know what ten thousand dollars worth of asphalt looks like and you'd need at least 10 or 12 times that uh but um uh that stuff he he would get it by the dump truck load for 100 bucks a dump truck or something like that like damn super cheap that's cheaper than gravel well it's it's it's like garbage it's garbage to them they're like what are we gonna do with all of this and like people like my dad who were like oh i guess i could take it off your hands please god please let me take it off your hands i love those one man's garbage is another man's treasure thing i i had a co-worker this is before cisco his dad owned an oil company of some sort and they had an oil spill so they had all this dirt that

was just like saturated with oil and uh the epa is wanting them to clean it up it's tremendously expensive it's this big problem but i guess it turns out when you make a road you put oil on the dirt so he sells this pre-oiled dirt to a road construction company and like makes money out of his environmental disaster yeah and one man's trash you know yeah that's one of the things like whenever he would lay my dad whenever he'd lay like and get some more of that asphalt stuff that ground up asphalt they would uh oh maybe i shouldn't never mind this never happened this hypothetically in minecraft if you were to have a situation like that maybe you could spray some Oh, maybe I shouldn't. Never mind. This never happened. Hypothetically, in Minecraft, if you were to have a situation like that,

maybe you could spray some sort of chemical on it that would help dissolve tar and make it sticky all over again on a hot summer's day. So then when cars passed over it over and over, it would really pack down and stick back together and bond into new asphalt. I don't know what sort

of chemical would uh legal tar but probably just pure clean water whoa you know h2o white uh little cooking wine you know yep yep a little spritz of cooking wine or uh or maybe some of um maybe some of, um, maybe some of that. You never know. Yeah. I was Googling it. I'm like, I doubt he bought a gazillion tar max remover at 80 bucks a gallon. Probably not. Probably found something that costs a couple bucks a gallon. Yeah.

But, uh, in any case, it's good stuff. I would, I'm surprised, uh, Mr.

Strange central didn't, didn't show up. I was looking forward to what happened there. Yeah good stuff. I'm surprised Mr. Strange Central didn't show up. I was looking forward to... I wonder what happened there. Yeah, I mean... Maybe he still got high and forgot. I got an AMA question. I want to hear it answered too.

Sure. Hey, Kyle. What are your favorite watches? Are there any of that any of you want to get? I read that perfectly. I just purchased myself an Omega Seamaster Planet Ocean Chronograph as my first big watch. You know that watch?

Yeah, it's a nice watch. He has a link. I can show it to everybody. I'm wearing my little Mont Blanc here. It's like two, three grand. Something like that. Can you show it again? I'll get you a little bigger picture. I don't know i like this

one it's like the first nice watch i ever bought um i've been looking at uh i was i was gonna trade my submariner in for um uh either a deep sea dweller or uh or something similar um that deal fell through so i'm i'm continuing uh talking to jewelers and stuff because i want in there i thought it was a done deal when we talked i thought it was too he changed his mind like the the jeweler was kind of handling the helping us with the transaction like yeah i got a guy who's in the market for one of those because i was like i was getting the bandwork done on this one getting it refitted and uh he's like yeah i know somebody who wants one of those you're not interested in a deep sea dweller are you i'm I'm like, you're goddamn right I am. I was like,

I'll do this and that. He gives me three grand. How about that? He's like, oh yeah, I think he'll do that. I was like, fuck yeah. I'd prefer that watch. It's not as gaudy because it was a black to blue fade face. It looked cool to me. Not quite as gaudy as my my watch here and uh you know come out with three grand in my pocket the watch that but um they are confident in their watches here they conquered the deep um um but uh i've got i've got like a nice movado that's real understated don't know where it is right now but it's just like that's classic movado look you know two hands and a dot on the top and that's it it's all it's black on black on black it's you know what it's called i can google it oh i don't i don't know the model number but like all the movado watches

pretty much look the same if you google black movado watch that's almost certainly it um i think it was like a grand it wasn't anything like super crazy um oh shit this seed dweller i'm looking at is eleven thousand seven hundred dollars just on the rolex site you can't conquer the deep with a five thousand dollar watch taylor you can't even begin to to intimidate the deep yeah we're talking about fifteen to twenty thousand dollar watches here um and uh but honestly, like, like sometimes I'll put on this fucking time X expedition that I've got.

And I really like it. I like it a lot. I love, I love it. I like the fucking cheap ass leather band. I like the way it smells. I really do. It smells good.

It smells like a fucking shoe store. I don't know. I like that. Um, I, I love how fucking, oh, like a hundred dollars maybe like

like this cheap little hundred dollar watch maybe 150 i don't remember maybe maybe 70 i don't really remember what i paid but um one two three four six something like that um and then i've got a um a luminox like whatever the nicest luminox they make is i've got that one it's like maybe not the nicest maybe they've like made something since because i got mine like years and years ago but it was like 500 when i got it and it's just like it looks like i don't know it looks silly there's like so many numbers and like measurements on there and i'm just like i just want to know what time it is. But I'll take it. It looks cool.

Is it the Bear Grylls survival series? Definitely not. I wouldn't have gotten something branded like that. And then man, I really dig my Samsung S3. I think the S4 is coming out, but I love my S3. I don't plan on replacing it. Is that a smart watch?

Yeah. I've got like my – this is like the most basic bitch face that you can actually get on it. Like I just want information. It's all it's about. How often do you charge it? So I've got the charger right here on my desk. It's – yeah, there. Like what's your –

Can you hold it closer to your tie? If I unplug it. Oh, you can't. Okay, never mind, never mind. what's your... Oh, yeah. Can you hold it closer to your tie? If I unplug it. Oh, you can't. Okay, never mind, never mind. It's unplugged now. How hard do you have to work to charge it? So like... Okay.

It will last about three days with no charge. As long as I'm not using it actively to control my phone or something and like really taxing it. Two days for sure. Like running timers and all sorts of other programs that I use on it. I did put a new bezel on this one. That's the only thing, that's the only difference. The regular bezel isn't silver. I think it's just like flat black maybe. And I got this aftermarket bezel that I thought looked kind of nice. So yeah, it charges up pretty nicely. Battery lasts a pretty good long time. And you can change the face to just an infinite number of faces.

I'm working on that right now. It's been a while because I kind of like my basic bitch face. My wife has an Apple Watch. That's what it's called. It's not an iWatch, right? In any case case she charges it every day and she likes to wear it when she sleeps it tells her how her night of sleep went

which means that at some point during the day she has to like you know find some point where she's not going to lose a ton of steps or something and I just look at that as a guy who charges his watch every two weeks thinking like that's it's like part of your lifestyle you have a daily mission to find some minutes every day to charge it that sucks yeah so i like um i usually put it on when i wake up and i've got you know on my desk here like i've just got focus bitch um i've got my uh my charger sitting there and i just kind of always remember to put it on there but yeah there's an infinite number of faces that you can do for this thing this that one's more like a chronograph style face but there's just a ton of them and it's got a lot of functionality that i

like i like that it's got a pedometer in it i always keep track of how many like steps i've taken uh i can use to control the camera on my phone you know if i wanted to set my phone up somewhere and like snap pictures or something um i like uh i like a lot of the features it's got so what watches don't you have that you wish you had oh shit oh i would like um question i'm sorry uh a real pimped out date just like like fucking gangster style with like diamonds all around the bezel would be sick and uh that's a type of rolex maybe yeah yeah and um but most of all it's the um brightling um the brightling that they uh i'll get a picture of it is that also rolex no that brightling is a brand oh date this thing is unbelievably gaudy yeah super gaudy uh well you know they come in

every imaginable like iteration so it's like you can get one that's very understated or one that's just like who the fuck are you trying to impress bro there are so many different kinds of right links on my screen do you know what it's called um the is it like the, there's a couple of them that I like, like there's not one in particular. Um, the Navitimer chronograph stainless, uh, N-A-V-I-T-I-M-E-R, um, that appeals to me. And then there's one that's like, it's not Air King cause that's fucking a Rolex. It's like, because that's fucking uh rolex it's like it's something to do with like planes or something like that and it's got just so much shit on the face these are all about adventure yeah yeah they they're about they're about like hyper functionality like it's time to conquer land now oh is it called the air king on homage to aviation did you is that what it is is it brightling

air king i thought air king was rolex for some reason i was just scrolling around the rolex site because this is a very nice site oh okay yeah it is then yeah now the um but yeah i like the brightlings i like almost all of the brightlings i think one year or maybe for several years, like the World Series of Poker was giving out Breitlings as part of winning a tournament or a series of tournaments. And that's what got me kind of turned on to them. And then I started looking more and more into them as like an alternative to the Rolexes. And yeah, I don't know. I dig them. But they're very expensive watches. They cost as much as a car. You should get yourself a Pearlmaster. Damn, look at that. You're going to be the talk of the

fucking town when you've got this thing on your wrist. I'm looking at the Breitling. Oh my goodness. Even on the Rolex site, you have to inquire for price. The Breitling Navitimer? Yeah, look at that, man. I would definitely need my reading glasses to use need them baby yeah I am just looking through just to look at your link god damn yeah um but I'm not the one to ask about watches like like like I'm certainly not an expert

of any kind like like um someone was talking about Tudor watches the other day I guess they're made maybe made by the same people that make Rolex or maybe just made by Rolex. And they're like supposedly the best sub $5,000 watches there are. I'd never even heard of them. I didn't know anything about that. I don't know a ton about watches. I just know that I know like the basic bitch shit.

I'm the equivalent of that guy who's like, yeah, well, there's the Mustang and the Camaro. And then Dodge also makes some kind of a fast car. I like it too. That's where I'm coming from with my watch knowledge. So don't listen to me. I think not just watches, although including watches, my style might be a bit gaudy.

People are like, yeah, this one's gaudy and it's really over the top. And I'm like, I don't know what it feels to me. Yeah, I think I like it. Gaudy watch. Yeah. You know, it's like look you're about to spend two to twenty thousand dollars on a piece of jewelry and you want it to be understated did i hear you correctly like you want you want it just like to like just pass under the eyes of everyone but the most discerning of watchmeisters who are trying to impress with our jewelry watchmeisters yeah because if i'm if i'm putting on something that costs a thousand dollars

it's because i want like a girl to look at it and be like oh oh that must be she's not going to look at it and be like you know i caught a glance at that guy's submariner i know it's the muted style but that probably means he's even more wealthy he He doesn't even want the. No, it's that's Chinese. Hell, what brand is it? I don't know. There's a diamond on it, though. Yeah, gotta be Rolex. It's made of gold and it's glowing.

So I'm going to go with expensive. Don't know watches. What name brand impresses you? Rolex. I feel like the list includes Rolex. Well, that's the list, really. I know. If you told me to name watch brands rolex fossil me too seiko timex timex uh you know i'm coming up blank uh sony

probably makes one does panasonic make a? there's one in my car I've essentially got like one of each kind of watch I guess like more or less I've got a rather expensive Rolex I've got a super fucking cheap Timex I've got my smart watch that's just all about

functionality I've got that Luminox which is about I don't know pretending you're in the military or the police or something I about i don't know like pretending you're in the military or the police or something i suppose i don't know it just looks cool to me though i thought and uh and then this thing which is just like the first nice watch i ever bought and uh i don't know this watch has memories to it i'm wearing this in like a bunch of my uh videos you if you go back and look um it never scratched like like whatever they make um the uh the lens or whatever you call it on watches like it's face maybe no yeah the uh the face is underneath it whatever

they make this shit out of is unscratchable because like it has been in some rough fucking situations climbing in and out of like tanks and stuff and And I know I've banged it a bunch of times and, there is a little wear and tear like on the band, but I fucking like that. It's almost like we were talking about, um, wedding rings the other day. And,

uh, like, like how it looks nice. If you've got like a, yeah, I was doing my wedding ring that came in the mail and I was like, I was like, Oh,

it's, I got the tungsten kind, so it won't scratch. And what he was like, no no noob you want the scratches you want you want the storied history it's like when you find like you would be way less stoked if you were like i got this japanese machine gun from world war ii never been shot mid condition it's like what well that's shittier than guns today but if it was actually used that's very neat so i don't know i'm gonna have to really get into some danger scratch this tongue steaming kyle it's called the crystal the front of the watch and i thought crystal that's a material no the crystal can be made of plastic glass or

synthetic sapphire it's called the crystal it would be synthetic sapphire then almost certainly on this watch um because it is not scratched under any circumstance ever and anything else would have because it's it's been rubbing against some metal and stuff like that but yeah i dig this watch a lot um and like if this watch were to get stolen it wouldn't be a whole fucking emergency um so this is the watch i wear the most uh and i don't know i think i wear my my electronic watch the most because I use it to do things. It's the most functional of them all for sure. Everything else just tells time.

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Like parental but dad. It's also a P word. What is it? It's not maternal. Paternal. Paternal? a p word what is it uh it's not maternal paternal paternal i thought it was like a paternal sort of action to prevent black people from hurting themselves and it like it is a little racist to be like you know what we need to protect black people from tobacco what's the rationale of it

well no it's it's certainly the rationale certainly has to be that menthol cigarettes are it are akin to the flavored cigarettes that are already banned because I remember there being chocolate cigarettes and wanting them so much and they banned them. If I could get, look, if there were chocolate cigarettes out there, I'd be smoking one right now. I'd be smoking one right now. That's why I would always get those really expensive fucking cigarillos when I was in Vegas because you could get like these really sweet candy, like flavors like chocolate and peach and stuff. And I'm aware that Swisher makes those artificial flavored grape and peach

nonsense. No, that stuff makes me sick to my stomach. These cigarillos were like soaked in like honey and, and like nectar of the gods. And they, they, they, they smelled and tasted like

what they said on the label but uh but yeah i think that's the deal that they don't want something that's sort of masking the flavor and the effect of tobacco and nicotine to the to the lungs because it makes cigarettes more smooth yeah they did the same thing yeah the vaporizers like you said like those jewels were so popular because the flavors were like creme brulee oh mango you know candy well i was gonna say candy corn but that wouldn't sell you know cotton candy whatever it would be and literally got rid of it because it's like you're clearly marketing this to children and so my exactly like they're they're clearly saying oh menthol is not just a type of cigarette that's another flavor you just got to use what virgin Virginia tobacco flavor and all your cigs, all your I don't know. Immediately people would find a way around it and they would make like the tiniest little cigarette, fast smoking cigarillos that had like menthol or something.

They would. I'm reading the FDA and the press announcement. They would figure something out. I'm reading the FDA press announcement. And so Kyle's right. By and large, it's a flavor. And they're saying, look, we banned flavored cigarettes. So we're going to ban menthol flavor, too. But I'm not wrong either. For far too long, certain populations, including African-Americans, have been targeted and disproportionately impacted by tobacco use.

Despite the tremendous progress we've made in getting people to stop smoking, that progress hasn't been experienced by everyone equally. These flavor standards would reduce cigarette and cigar initiation and use, etc. They're basically saying black people are smoking menthol, so we got to get rid of menthols. They're being targeted. They're saying that black people are smoking more than white people. I've never watched... Black people smoke people are smoking more than white people. I've never watched. Black people smoke menthols more than white people.

They're being disproportionately impacted by this target, I guess. Are menthols worse for you than regular cigarettes? I don't believe so. The menthol is about masking the effect of tobacco and nicotine. It tastes better and it's smoother on your lungs. Yeah. That's a weird rationale i don't know if black people smoke more than white people that's why it doesn't like unless

it was like we discovered that menthol one menthol cigarette is 15 regular cigarettes we got to shut it down but i don't know which race smokes more but i know for a hundred percent fact that black people smoke more menthols. 80-85% of black smokers smoke menthols. Newports or Kool's or Camel Crush or Marlboro Smooth. It's one of those. Marlboro Menthol.

If I had to guess the population that was smoking, I would say Asian. This is interesting. So black people smoke fewer cigarettes and start later than I think the general population doesn't. Oh, then whites. But they're more likely to die than whites. But how can you from smoking related stuff? How can they do it? Yeah, I paraphrase it, but the words are they are more likely to die from smoking related diseases than whites.

Interesting. Maybe maybe a propensity to heart disease? My personal theory was worse health care. Perhaps. A propensity not to have health insurance. Yeah. Yeah, heart disease. I know obesity rates are higher. That doesn't help.

Diabetes rates. Well, that wouldn't be a smoking thing, so that wouldn't matter. No, that wouldn't affect that. But heart disease is a big one uh in the african-american community i know um yeah i think it's bullshit law like like it's more that nanny nanny state nonsense that i always hate to fucking see it's just like look if you want to ban tobacco i'm actually on board but don't do this nancy fucking like atf shit where it's like oh no you could still have that but not if it looks cool not if it tastes good and not if it's smooth

like none of that let's get out of here with that they ought to do trades they ought to be like you know what we're taking your menthol we're giving you pot deal yes absolutely you can take our cars away if you give us pot you're the first person there at the at the voluntary on his bike pedal my high ass on homeboy peace out gives away his car comes back with a pound of pot and a skateboard yeah absolutely i'll have one of those electric skateboards and i'll be boogieing on out of that getting radical. Yeah, that's not going to get through. That would be, yeah, no way. Like I don't plan on smoking.

Oh no, it's not a get through, Taylor. It's an executive order. Yeah, I don't have any interest in smoking a cigarette. But I know like the next time that like, like when we were in Colorado last time, it was like, oh, I want to smoke a cigarette now that we're high and we're drinking beers and stuff like now it's a basic i want a cigarette or or two cigarettes i'm not interested in buying a pack necessarily but i want one and now they're gonna like black markets in this country we want to make a new one a new cigarette black market i was i was the atf want to bump up their their funding and they need an excuse to burn down tobacco farms. What's up, Woody? Is it Governor Gavin Newsom? Oh, is it only a thing? I don't know. I'm not sure.

I thought it was a Biden thing. But as I Google it, I keep seeing references a california thing and now i'm not really sure yeah well that's not very freedom loving oh it is a biden thing yeah yeah yeah okay um i i was i was telling chiz and the guys that uh are on the the discord i was like maybe i'll vacuum seal a carton of like my old brand of cigarettes so that like i've always got like i've got you know a carton would be a lifetime supply because i just i want like three cigarettes a year or something like a hundred and how many cigarettes in your carton 10 packs so it's 200 cigarettes that's a lifetime supply yeah i'm never i'm not interested five days for more i don't know for a seasoned smoker it really is it's less than a week for a cool person.

Somebody who's pretty tight, that's not very many at all. Yeah. I was thinking about trying to become really tight, so I've taken up. Kyle, if you were lit, you'd smoke more cigarettes. Well, I could see, you know. If you smacked. I could wear letterman jackets and smoke in your middle school. That 30-year- old guy is really cool.

I just don't like the idea that I'll never have another menthol cigarette and the rep for the rest of my life. Cause I, I always smoked menthols. I smoked Marlboro smooths and, uh, and like, I don't know,

like, like some, I get high and like, like we're eating like steaks and baked potatoes and we're all stoned. And then we're going to have, you going to maybe drink a beer or two after. It'd be nice to go out on the patio and smoke a cigarette. You'll be able to. Don't worry.

This isn't going to cause anything. It'll be fine. You wait. I got the vacuum sealer in there ready to go. Kyle, you smoke menthol cigarettes? I smoke or smoked? What's the question? Either one. But did you prefer menthol? i smoke or smoked what was the question i either one but did you prefer oh always i've never smoked regular cigarettes like you have soul i i've always said i'm the

blackest person on this show by far um black daniel like co-signed that the other day um i have like like like like literally in our i'm in a little whatsapp conversation with the guys that are going to colorado with me when i'm free like uh like fish and dirty and uh and black daniel and uh and and he was he was like i guess he had gotten to that part of the show choco thunder yeah yeah yeah i'm like black daniel died last year this This isn't funny. Oh, my bad. My bad. His name is Chocolate Thunder. What's his real fucking name? His name is Daniel.

Remember there was like Classic Dan and New Dan? I was going to say, I could have sworn his name is Dan because it pops up as Dan when he messaged me. Anyway, he was like, you are by far the blackest person on PKO. I'm going to have to have words with ChocoThunder. We sit there and talk about the NBA for 15 minutes

every hangout. He needs to reconsider. ChocoThunder, I need to have words with you in regard to your I'm not helping my case. Hey there, fella. I would call it flawed rationale that somehow I am, Kyle out blacks me.

I mean, and here is a PowerPoint I made for you. I don't know where you get off, but unless you want there to be fisticuffs, you and I are going to have a bit of a row. Mike Daniel, I don't know if I want to keep talking NBA with you if you're not going to give me credit for being pretty black. That's the only reason he does it. Motherfucker, I've been to prison. I'm a fella, all right? I like smoking dope and menthol cigarettes. I like malt liquor.

I like black women. I can name the leading scorer on half of the teams. I have N-word passes in penitentiaries. Alright? You can't compete with this. I do have an N-word pass and it can't be revoked. Oh man.

It can't be revoked because I built this house. I don't have a mortgage. You can't come for me. No, it can't be revoked because he died after he made it. He can't change his mind. Oh, man. All right. But you had a thing, Taylor, before I so rudely interjected with my cigarette talk. I don't even know what my thing was now.

It was the Georgia governor changing daylight savings time. Oh, yeah. Yeah, I'll leak it for you. And his rationale was like uh criminals like the cloak of darkness so they will have one less hour in the evening to commit their crimes so if they got rid of daylight savings time do you think crime would actually go down or do you think that criminals would start doing crime when it was less dark out i feel like there's the same amount of dark regardless look brian camp unless you're going to pull a mr burns and somehow like at like like blot out the sun or something like like like i think there's gonna be the same amount of daylight

and nighttime every day regardless of where we turn our clocks right so like you're gonna have to add like a spotlight in the sky like like on the truman show to like give us a sun or something to like keep those criminals in the light of day i can't believe you're poking holes in this well thought out idea i don't i don't know i i it goes the other way what was i thinking i'm reading it now. He doesn't get rid of daylight savings time. He observes daylight savings time all year long. The opposite of getting rid of it.

So that means it would just be like... I don't know. Which one's the normal one? Winter or summer? So it would take forever in the winter for it to be light out in the day. So it'd be like in the middle of winter it'd be like all right 9 a.m i hope the sun comes down soon like oh the sun's coming out at nine in some places yeah like i think our sun rises before nine here but when you live in the mountains uh and the sun has to get above that mountain range or if you live

i guess further up north where you know the sun is all the way at the wrong tropican of cancer or whatever the fuck then it takes longer. I like sunrise to be at 7am. Whatever we need to do to make that always be a thing I'm happy. They should just regulate it based on that. It's always

7am. The planet's time zones are based on Kyle's morning. Continuously moving a minute every day to stay at 7 a.m sunrise no that's when i like the sun to come up because like sometimes i don't know i just do i just do like it's about right if it comes up earlier than that i'm like fuck you're really like even if you've got a good sleep schedule and you're like a professional or something like the sun coming up before seven it's like fuck really yeah damn it and then and then like the sun going down at like when the if the sun's going down at 5 p.m and shit like it like it does at some points in

the year it's like fuck this is a drag dude that shit's so depressing like like during the winter like if you're at an office job or something and and it's like 4 o'clock, you're looking outside, and it's like, well, the day is over, and then you leave at 5 or 6, whatever time it is, and it's just like you're getting into bedtime mode already. It's depressing. You're walking to your car through the slush, and the sun is down, and it's just like,

oh, everything good about this day happened while I was at work. I missed any opportunity to have a good day. You're just in like a dour mood. Like I've I've been in like office situations for meetings and things where like I'll look outside and I'll see like a guy mowing the like island in the parking lot. And I'm like, man, he's getting to enjoy the whole day out there. Yeah. Oh, my God. I used to drive to work yeah right i would drive to work meanwhile i'm driving to my work is like a software or senior software architect and i pass guys in um bulldozers

and shit like that and it's like man he's got a good job yeah here i am you know the ping-pong ping-pong table we use is kind of crooked bullshit job. Yeah, nobody even challenges me. I'm too good Never even played he sucks. He doesn't get the point system. He doesn't understand when by two Yeah, that would that would be awful fruit Can you imagine like if you ever put yourself in the situation of thinking like like something catastrophic happens and it's like you have to go back to a workaday life like go going back to uh to you know still a high level position obviously jumping back in some sort of manager yeah do you like does... Does the thought of that just like, oh, evil Satan! Like, oh, back in...

Oh, yeah, the light! It's not the job that sounds so bad. It's the schedule that's so bad. It's like, oh, wait a minute, wait a minute. Someone tells me when to wake up every day. Someone else is in charge of how long I stay in this

building. Like, no one's in charge of me. What the fuck? That's the part that gets me. I, I am. Sometimes I think about getting a job just for like a sense of purpose or something. Like I've had two jobs in my head.

One's EMT, which I just think would be the coolest thing, riding around an ambulance to help people and stuff like that. That would totally be my bag. And, um, a similar one is a physical therapist, right? But that job is actually really hard. But physical therapist assistant is the same kind of work, but you only need a community college degree,

which like, I'd probably need like four more courses and they'd give me an undergrad. What the hell is a community college degree called? I forget. Associates, right? It's the only degree I don't have, that and doctorate. I should plug those holes. Put a bookend on your education.

Get your doctorate first, though. And then they can go back. I don't know, fucking keyboarding, just put me in something. I'm going to be home by six. Yeah. like i don't know fucking keyboarding just put me in something i gotta be home by six yeah so but anyway like i feel like i get an associates in pt uh would probably just like i wouldn't need to take all the englishes and maths i think and um that would be a really cool gig the only trouble is like i don't know what if it's not windy and i want to go flying instead like yeah i've made commitments all the time. People, Taylor, you might not be aware,

people work like five days a week. It sounds like that sucks. Oh, those poor people. Yeah, right? They only have two days to play, and then the other five, they work like the whole time. Oh, these... They must suck.

You'll take a fund for them or something yeah so anyway like i think emt sounds cooler of those two but i do think being an emt is kind of hard like it's it's tough to become one like isn't it um don't you have to pretty much be a nurse i think of it as easier than to be a nurse but uh yeah it's not as like extensive the training but i know i have friends who are nurses and they like had to go back to get like a special certification for emt which i i don't it probably is just more like this person's dying right now and there's no doctor your job is just to keep them alive until they get to the doctor what do you do like which seems very high stress but uh a buddy of mine is an emt and uh he must just be like semi unflappable because he never seems stressed by it i'll be like yeah really gnarly car accident

guy definitely not gonna make it uh but his wife was you know we laid him out next to him and it was a we got her okay he's like really and he's like when was that he's like four it's like oh okay some people can get like a ptsd site from that job another one that i didn't think of was tow truck driver that's not my favorite thing but a friend did it and uh i was talking to a so i had this friend he's tow truck driver we have a friend in common i was talking to that dude and he's like oh tow truck driver that one fucks you up and i'm like oh really really accidents yeah they are like first on the scene at times and there's just like corpses and shit they're drawing cars on these cars are not clean or sanitized. It's like brain on the dashboard as they're loading onto the flatbed.

I never really thought a tow truck driver is a PTSD type job, but it is. I never would have put those pieces together either. Yeah, that's gotta suck to like sit in someone's pulp and then drive it close enough. You're probably right though.

He's like got great core strength because he just holds the wheel. He's on the pedals in the... That's the kind of EMT I want to be. Ew! I'm dying all over the place, man. Can you even hear me with your brains out like that? But both of those jobs, like those guys have rescued me and they're like, they become like heroes for me. You know, the PT guys that helped me walk again after I broke my leg.

It was like four years ago now. The PT guys that helped me walk again after I broke my leg, it was like four years ago now. I still have like really, like those guys could wear halos and have wings, you know, in my opinion. Like that's a really, that's a job that saves people. Dude, my leg was broken in three places.

My life is really improved by that process where like the surgeon repaired it and the PT got you know got me strong again uh the difference they make is like gigantic it's something that like an accountant or an attorney or like they don't touch that level of like impact on your community and humanity so that would be a really cool gig but you know they also want to control your time you would you would have to you start your own tow truck company called like you know woody's sometimes towing and it would be like the absolute best rates on the market bar not you're you're by five a factor of five undercutting people but your thing is i might not show up it depends on the mood i'm on you get a refund but uh you know you know

one out of ten calls i'll pop out there and get you what is good mood towing what is happy times towing it's like no it's not it's my happy what he's happy times towing. No, it's not. It's my happy. Woody's happy time. The possessive ass. There's an apostrophe right there. I don't know why you're calling. I know it's not your happy times.

You need a tow truck. Idiot. I just like driving big trucks. So sometimes I do it when I feel like it. Passing cars on highway. Sorry you look like an asshole. You know what I realized is I just kind of like the truck. Is that a pork chop we're looking at?

It looks like a little lamb chop. I feel like it's a meat popsicle. It looks like a little lamb chop. It even had the stick in the bottom. It's clearly popsicle. I love those. It's a lamb chop you say i think so i'm guessing so it looked like a nice thick cut i wonder where he he said he actually goes to a butcher i think right for the most part for his meat and then jackie gets all her stuff. Do they do good meat from Amazon?

I guess it's Whole Foods stuff, right? Amazon is like three places. So it's Whole Foods, Amazon Fresh, and like Amazon Proper for some of the more packaged things like Tostito Scoops. And then she gets food. I don't think we get meat from anywhere else. Maybe Target or something. But we get other things from other places vegetables and such I have a topic

I was saying Kyle what was that was that a lamb chop? Those are bone in elk steaks Where'd you get those? From my butcher. Have you had one yet? I have never had one. I got two and they are both in the sous vide right now. I got two.

And they are both in the sous vide right now. I'm just double checking right now to make sure I've got my sous vide at the right temperature. I was going to ask you, does it make you more aggressive, Kyle? Yeah, that's what I said. I sent you guys a message the other day. I took a picture of him in my car and I was like, I'll let you know if I feel more aggressive after. Oh, that's what those are. Yeah, I saw that text, but didn't. Did you see Joe Rogan told people not to get the covid vaccine not everyone but i guess he was saying like

are you healthy if you are do you not have any like you know obesity problems or asthma problems don't get the vaccine why is this a controversial opinion just don don't get it. Like you'll fight it off. You'll be okay. And, uh, he's getting a lot of heat for it. Fauci's commented on it. The white house issued a statement about it. Imagine being that Joe Rogan.

That's hilarious. Dude. It's doing a statement on Joe Rogan. Okay. On one hand, I hear you. On the other hand, he's legitimately that big. Like you also going on. It's funny to imagine the fear factor guy where the president, he's legitimately that big like you also going on funny to imagine

the fear factor guy with a president someone's like all right we're gonna make a Joe Rogan address yeah the guy who says he looks like two thumbs with the thumb or something uh but like shit who has a broader media reach than Joe Rogan on Earth right now? At this point, maybe nobody. Like, Stern's probably dropped way off. If anybody's up there, maybe it's Stern. I don't even know. I was going to be like, is Hannity or Carlson that big?

Oh, no. No, their numbers aren't doing it. Just doing like month over month numbers. You know, I guess, OK, the be tucker or hannity or probably actually yeah one of those two i don't know who's bigger between tucker and hannity but whoever they would be the closest okay then tucker would be the closest to him but even then like net net rogan is putting up ridiculous numbers like and you're sure because you don't think that maybe tucker gets undercounted because we're comparing live numbers and not all his youtube replays and insanity that's fair yeah i wouldn't i wouldn't even with like digital and everything it's hard

to quantify all of the different mediums and then aggregate them but yeah if there's someone who's close to him it's probably like tucker yeah okay in any case sean hannity yeah we were saying the big guys uh he's so big rogan that like it it is crazy that his platform is so powerful and when he tells people not to take the covid vaccine it's not insane for the white house to issue a rebuttal he already made a comment saying he's clarifying it or what you can't even i don't really go he can't put any of his full videos up here anymore can he not everything spotify yeah but this little thing anything of his in a long time i watched it on twitter i heard him say i heard what he said it was basically like hey if you're young and you're healthy

you shouldn't get the covid vaccine that uh he doesn't know what's in it he doesn't trust vaccines i guess he's a little anti-vaxxer. And COVID's not that dangerous, so just don't get the vaccine. But I think he's missing kind of the we, right? Like if everyone only took it because they were personally at risk, the thing would spread and mutate

and turn into something more dangerous like it already has. There's a bit of a we're all in this together reasoning behind the vaccine too. Yeah. So I don't think we talked about this yet. Have we? We haven't. I just want to say before we go to that, I am so fucking hungry and so excited about eating those elk steaks in two hours. I'm jealous of you because I wish I had elk steaks in the sous vide. I'm going to have to make myself a sandwich. Or no, I've got some leftover chicken.

I can eat that. They're going to be so fucking good. I got rosemary and garlic in the sous vide bags, 130 degrees for two hours because they're going from frozen. Then I'm going to make a blueberry balsamic reduction sauce and do like some garlic butter, rosemary, like sear on them in a

cast iron real quick like 45 seconds per side it's gonna butter rosemary it's gonna be yum it's gonna be delish it's gonna be so fucking gonna be magnifique delish yeah i wish i had some of that man i haven't had elk in forever i think i haven't had it since we were in colorado that one time i was gonna say since we were at that restaurant i think the I haven't had elk in forever. I think I haven't had it since we were in Colorado that one time. I was going to say, since we were at that restaurant, I think it's the last time I had elk. Yeah. But I was, uh, I, I had never been to this butcher, but I went to him the other day. They're, they're not terribly far. They're like 20, 30 minutes from me. And, uh, and I was getting some filet mignons and, uh, and some ground beef. And I was just like looking at their frozen section and they've got, they've got whole rabbits, um,

alligator, dove, quail. And, uh, and then I saw those elk steaks and I was like, fucking sold. I mean,

they're, they're a little expensive. Like you could, you saw how tiny it was. And like two of those is like $28. But, um, I don't know.

I wanted to try something new. Yeah. They're going to be good. So, uh, this Floyd Mayweather versus logan paul fight what is your guys take on on this because i was what does is it just so understood that mayweather is gonna win that it's like both of them cashing in for like a final big payday or Logan cashing in on a big payday or,

or just Logan, do you think in his heart of hearts think I might be Floyd Mayweather? It's an interesting fight because Logan is so much bigger than Mayweather. Um, uh, but, but, but again,

Mayweather's like the slickest boxer there's ever been. You would think that he's just going to dance around him the whole time and never get hit, and he's going to pick him apart. I think that this is... Look, I think the average MMA fan that was at that last event is just a complete dum-dum. Look, Logan

and Jake Paul, they want you to dislike them. They want that. When you boo them, They want you to dislike them. They want that. When you boo them, in their head, they're thinking, mission accomplished. Now, mission accomplished. They fucking hate me.

How can I make them hate me more? Let me curse out someone who they all beloved. Hey, DC, fuck you, fathead. Yeah. And then DC is dumb enough to come over there and get into it with Jake Paul. And now that's a news story. Now an extra 100,000 people who maybe never heard of Jake Paul, they know about him. Now 45, 50-year-old men know who Jake Paul is for some reason.

He wants you to hate him. If you think he's really that big of a douchebag in his heart of hearts in real life, look, I'm not saying he's not. Maybe he is. I don't know him, but I think it's unlikely. I think it's unlikely that the character he has chosen to make him the most amount of money possible just happens to be exactly his own personality. He's like, oh, it's lucky that I'm the world's biggest goober douchebag because that just happens to be the personality trait that makes you the most money. No, I mean, he might not be a nice guy, but he's not that big of a douchebag. He wants you to hate him. You know who else likes that? Floyd Money Mayweather. He made a career out of making you hate him by flaunting his money and talking shit and being obnoxious.

Because people will only show up to watch someone destroy someone so many times. People will only show up to watch someone just dodge and duck and weave and avoid damage and then point fight and win so many times. But we'll keep showing up time after time and putting our hard pay-per-view dollars down. If we can maybe just once see that piece of shit, get his comeuppance. And that's what, that's what these guys are all about. And those people who were at that MMA event, the, uh, like, like last weekend who are, who are screaming, fuck Jake, Paul, fuck Jake, Paul, that's music to his ears. Literally. He loves it.

And then in the post-fight interviews, how they get each of the champions to like comment on it. Like now you've got a video with 200,000 views. That's just Robert Whitaker on what he thinks about Jake, the Jake Paul chance. Rose Yama humanists on what she thinks about Jake Paul chance. And it's just dollar signs, dollar signs, dollar signs, dollar signs. Cause he's going to sell another pay-per-view and another and another, and he's going to keep selling pay-per-views until you people realize he wants you to hate him and he's cashing in. And it doesn't matter

if he lied about his pay-per-view numbers and they didn't really sell a million plus. If they sold 300,000, he cashed in. If they sold a hundred thousand at 50 bucks a pop he cashed in he has a kardashian like ability to be the center of attention and i don't think the kardashians are hated i think a lot of people like them but it doesn't matter why they're watching it only matters that they're watching and jake paul gets people to pay attention to him he's got us talking about him right now Paul gets people to pay attention to him. He's got us talking about him right now. Yeah,

that's true. And we're going to be a huge part of, of driving people who don't know who he is. We just made him an extra $50. Like Karen fucking T. I would bet you anything that somebody heard us say this and was like, who is Jake Paul? I got to look into this. They look into it and they're fascinated by it.

And then they go and watch one of his fights in the future. So I like, maybe they just mentioned it to one of their friends. Yeah. I heard about this Jake Paul guy. You then they go and watch one of his fights in the future. So I like, maybe they just mentioned it to one of their friends. Yeah. I heard about this Jake Paul guy. You ever hear him? No, I've never heard of him.

And then they do the research and they fall for the fucking game. And then they buy the pay-per-view event. There's a, there's a, for the game a little bit like Logan Paul actually quite like, I don't know that you say Logan Paul's thing is being hated. Jake Paul. Well,

Logan Paul, you might've said both but uh well i mean logan paul has certainly done plenty of things to oh that's true actually like franchise himself the hanging thing and more yeah but you know i'm past that i uh i didn't care at the beginning i moved on i thought it was tasteless but you know what if you're gonna hold tasteless shit against people then i'm'm going to have enemies too. So yeah, I moved on from that. I actually, every time I see him talk,

like I kind of like Logan Paul. Jake Paul, every time I see him talk, I dislike him. Sometimes I dislike him because I find him uninteresting and bad. And I'm like, is that how he's working me? Has he 3D chest me? it's like ben ashburn was talking and jake paul's comeback was to go oh yeah yeah yeah yeah say it again this time i'll remember to laugh and i'm like i don't like you that's not clever that's not good i i that wasn't a good comeback wait is that did you just do what you wanted to against me did you just work me maybe or maybe he didn't have a good thing to say and he is that lame i can't

sometimes don't know where the act is and it doesn't matter though it doesn't matter now it doesn't it's the same result and and look i promise promise you this. If Jake Paul wanted you to like him, you'd probably like him. Yeah, he's clearly got the charisma to go either way with that. If he wanted people to like him, he'd figure out a way to make it happen. He'd be doing charity work or he'd be doing fun things or he'd be smiling on camera. He wouldn't be cocking his arm like it's a shotgun after he knocks down a beloved MMA fighter, right? Like he wants this. Whenever people realize that,

which was going to happen never, he'll stop making money. Jake Paul is going to make many millions of dollars fighting. He's going to make so much more money fighting than people who are actual fighters. And look, I'm not saying he's not an actual fighter. He's going to make so much more money fighting than people who are actual fighters. And look, I'm not saying he's not an actual fighter.

He's clearly got some talent. I'm just saying he's not the kind of fighter that we normally put hard earned money down to watch fight. Usually, especially in the UFC, for example, when you buy a pay-per-view event, you are paying for some people who have spent their lives.

Their life's work has been perfecting the art of combat hand to hand combat. They've studied grappling at 7 years old. They've studied under actual masters of the science. They've attended multiple workshops in schools they've traveled away from their homes

just so they could be next to some fucking sensei to learn how to fucking throw a kick or to throw a punch. They shacked up with a heavyweight as a 14-year-old girl to learn under his tutelage. I don't like it when you talk about my lady that way. She's a champion now. You do what it takes, Kyle. Jesus.

But yeah, that's how I feel about the whole thing. And look, I hope they make an enormous amount of money. I really do. But every time I see them on my TV, I change the channel because I don't personally find it interesting. And I have nothing against either of them. I just don't find that interesting. There's a lot of things that are on my TV, like The Handmaiden's Tale. I don't fucking care.

I don't fucking care, and I'm not going to watch your show. I don't care how much you advertise it to me on YouTube or on Amazon Prime. I'm not going to watch Handmaid's Tale. I've never heard of it. What is this? Handmaid's Tale? I've never heard of it. It's a really popular show.

It is really hard to get ads to me. Anytime you go on Hulu, well, even if I have the ad-free Hulu also, but anytime you click the home screen, it's like, boom, Handmaid's Tale. Because I think it's one of their original series. I pay for Hulu. Well, even if I have the ad-free Hulu also, but anytime you click the home screen, it's like boom! Handmaid's Tale. I think it's one of their original series. I pay for Hulu. I literally never watch Hulu. I watch a ton of Hulu. I don't pay

for Hulu and I still do. I am not going to watch... Look, here's... I like doing this sometimes, like describing something based on an incredibly ignorant viewpoint it's kind of the basis um so like the handmaid's tale from the outside looking in just having seen like the first three seconds of commercials before i'm able to fucking skip them or change the channel

it seems to me that it's in the future where like you hire these like handmaidens to fuck and maybe make babies with so that like rich women don't have to have babies or something like i thought for sure it was a victorian thing where people had doilies oh it's futuristic sure i'm also guessing it's like dystopian yeah they wear the the caps and then it's like they're i'm also making it up i haven't watched yeah yeah i assume they're like a borderline slave class and then that's what i'm getting maybe only some of them can have babies it's like uh last but the last man or whatever fucking clive owen movie that was this sounds good something like that but i oh it looks like it's great you know it's like you can advertise

something so much that you're like even if it looks okay out of spite no no you know it's like you can advertise something so much that you're like even if it looks okay out of spite no no you know what you have hammered me over the head with handmade tail too many times want to be to watch this you just sent me one commercial maybe out of bitten but 80 percent on rotten tomatoes 8.4 out of 10 on imdb yeah 93 percent of Google users like the TV show. The feeling that I get from the premise, again, incredibly, I'm just getting tidbits here and there of commercials and posters. This is where my information comes from.

But it kind of reminds me of like... What's the fucking Jennifer Garner movie in the future where they make the kids fight to the death uh hunger games hunger games yeah jennifer garner in that or you think jennifer lawrence oh god yeah jennifer yeah that one what do you got me one one oh today's the day okay what a notch on the belt everybody april 29th can i get a kazoo what's my t-level doing now

impressive i'll pause that up on my go xlr yeah jennifer lawrence um yeah it it kind of reminds it it looks like that it looks like some sort of future dystopian yeah it uh i don't know i don't know what it's a fucking bout but i'm not gonna find out because i'm just tired of being advertised to and I refuse to watch Anymore and and that's kind of how I feel about Jake and Jake Paul's fighting and I guess Logan Paul's fighting as well You just jaded by it. I'm just jaded. I'm turned off by the amount of of it that I'm that I'm being forced into me It's it's I've had enough I don't care and you keep fucking trying to make me care. Stop trying to make me...

Stop trying to make Handmaiden's Tale happen. It's not going to happen. I'm looking at the costumes and the color choices in this. It's turning me off. It's a lot of red. And what's funny is, this is like one of the few shows that my fiance and I don't watch together. She is sitting out on the couch right now watching Handmaiden's Tale.

Really? Right now. She came home and i was here working on something she's like i hear nothing but good things you're doing the show four seasons in four so she seems to like it i hear nothing but good things um i it does seem to be like i don't see like i think it's it's it's it's more of a check yeah that's what i'm going for i was trying to figure out how to say it um it seems like the main character is a woman and it's about women's issues um to some extent and uh and like like not actual like our women's issues but like these future like fucked up women's issues and i could

see where like you know if you were a woman you would be really intrigued by it but i bet i would be too i just refuse i bet it's good also like if you ever watched mad, he would be really intrigued by it, but I bet I would be too. I just fuse. I bet it's good. Also, like if you ever watched mad men, she, the main woman in the commercials is Peggy from mad men. She was the most annoying, just,

just really obnoxious character in that show. Like just not even like you hate her. Cause she does anything bad. Just like, she's, she's not funny and she's just being annoying. And like her scenes aren't as... Really, it was just that Don Draper

was the one who carried that whole show. And so anytime Don's not on screen, like, go back to Don! I don't care about this. Go back to Don! Yeah. So that turned me off a little bit. That's a show that is tremendous early on

and then really falls apart the last season or two. Never seen more than one or two episodes. It just didn't do it for me i've seen clips of it as specifically the clips where don draper is like wheeling and dealing and like coming up with with like ad uh ad stuff find that intriguing doing like the then i try to watch it and it's just like office politics and and I'm distracted by Christina Hendricks' titties. Yeah.

Just so distracted by her titties. Great part of the show. And then by the time I get back from masturbating, now we're on a different episode, and there the titties are again, and it's time to masturbate again. Time to double dip. And four hours into watching Mad Men, I've actually seen about 12 minutes of it, and I'm sore. Yeah. So it never works out.

It's not the show for you then. No, no. I can't watch a Christina Hendricks show without masturbating furiously. I don't think I've seen her in anything forever. I don't know why you like fat chicks. Do you know she's married? At some point she was married to that guy from Super Troopers who eats the weed in the back

of the car did you know that's right i think that i have a fever dream about this hold on i know her husband is unattractive i've seen pictures of him joffrey errand yes yeah they they got divorced two years ago i guess but he he got to you know enjoy that for 10 years and he's the guy who's piling all the weed in his mouth in the back of the car and super what a great movie i i've that's a that's a movie i've never re-watched too much like i've never drilled it into the ground the way i have some things like it's always sunny love it to death possibly my favorite all-time show but i have drilled it so much into the ground that like i can put one on behind me and like recite the line and know the scene behind me but this like every three four

years i turn on super troopers and it's just as funny as as the first time i saw it yeah being sober has taken the joy out of so many shows that i haven't re rewatched a lot of my favorites for a long time. I've got a lot of rewatching coming up in about 154 days or so. Give or take. An instant. 155 days, one hour,

56 minutes, and four seconds. I can't watch Trailer Park Boys fucking sober. It's impossible. I don't watch trailer park boys fucking sober. Like it's impossible. I don't know how people do it. Like, what are you watching? What are you doing? How are you, how are you not hitting a joint every time Ricky hits one?

Like how, how can you even enjoy your life? Is that how you said watch it? You got like a joint and then a rum and Coke. Oh, I smoke way more than Ricky. I'm like, come on, Rick. It's time to hit it again. I'm, I'm smoking way more i'm continuously smoking when i'm watching that show um and uh and i haven't watched it's always sunny

in a very very long time i can't watch it sober either uh most most most comedies i can't do a comedy if i'm if i'm not high really yeah or a nature documentary um so i haven't watched planet earth 2 um with uh and i haven't watched like like any of david attenborough's last few projects that have come out the last like three years or something like that um i haven't watched annihilation with natalie portman because it looked real fucking trippy like with colors and stuff have you heard that i don't think it's that great of a movie but but you know it i think it came out right around the time i got arrested and i'm just like you're talking about a 2018 movie like haven't seen that one yet been biding

my time i swear to god i've been saving it since i got arrested like like like it wasn't long after i got arrested when like it came out maybe or something like that it was around the same time and i was like there's no way i'm watching this movie sober like this doesn't look like a sober movie it looks trippy with like alternate dimensions or some shit um so yeah gotta be hot like like i watched mandy and fucked and fucking loved it but i was thinking like man if i was high this would be incredible like this would be a 10 out of 10 high well you're gonna you've taken quite the tolerance break so you're gonna you know quite the tolerance break you have no idea how much that pleases me you know like like you ever go like maybe you've like you accidentally had to skip lunch like let's

say you had to skip lunch and you're like dinner's gonna get messy i got i didn't even eat lunch today it'll be a bloodbath at dinner dinner dinner can be dinner can be 2 000 fucking calories and i'm still on point like look at bring the butter on baby let's go like you know that's how i am with this tolerance break it's like oh just the tiniest little puff of some like low class weed would get me fucking buzzed right now but that ain't how we start that's not how we start. That's not how we're starting. You're going to ruin your tolerance immediately. He's going to cultivate.

He's going to build his tolerance. He's not some bitch. You think he, you think he smokes at an amateur level? This man smokes at an Olympic level. I'll tell you what I want to smoke. I'll tell you what I want to smoke. And if somebody is in Colorado and they know where you can get this,

try to get it back to me somehow. You could tweet it to me. Do not mail it to him, though. Yeah, don't mail it to me. I just want to know if it's an available product for when I'm allowed to smoke it. But it's that pure THC crystal, that stuff that looks like little diamonds. I haven't seen those. It looks like salt or something or sugar,

like little grains of like pure THC. How do you smoke it? You just eat it. I think you just like pour it into a dab rig. But it's like high 90s in the percentage of purity, like the pure THC. Maybe it's 99% or something crazy like that pure thc it's like maybe it's 99 or something crazy like that i think it's like 50 or 60 bucks a gram which isn't that bad and uh like like compared to like regular dabs they're like 30 you know i'd pay 20 to 40 dollars for like depending

on if it was shatter or wax or live rosin or resin or whatever um so yeah i'm curious do they have that in colorado is that a california only Is it only medical? Cause I'll get a medical license in any of those States if required. I've always wanted to smoke it, but I've never seen it. You can get it in Colorado. I've Googled it. Yeah. And I've smoked everything. Like that's the only thing I haven't ever smoked. Cause like, I remember I wanted to smoke, um, hat, uh, like, like hash because like, you know, on trailer park boys, they're always smoking hash. I'm like, where do you even get that? We found a place in Colorado that had little bars of hash.

You could cut a chunk of it off. It wasn't anything to write home about. People in a trailer park in Canada would smoke, right? Five grams for $400? Is that a lot? That's a lot.

That's expensive, Woody. That's... How much is five grams of these salts? That's what he's talking about. No, no. He doesn't like... Is that a lot, five grams? How long would that last?

Five grams is not a lot. I mean, I could smoke five grams. Well, five grams of concentrate I could smoke in two days. No problem. Oh, well, that could smoke in two days no problem oh well that's an expensive two days you shouldn't go this route i i'm going to go that route i mean we'll all pitch in i mean not necessarily you but i'm sure like some of the other guys will happily pitch in so that we can get some of this stuff rolling if i'm in colorado i'll i'm definitely smoking yeah i just wouldn't want to put you on the hook but but what i'm saying is like i'm not

gonna pay 450 and then smoke five grams of shit on my own or anything like that you know make a group experience out of it i didn't know you were solely talking about the the colorado trip i thought you were like when i'm out living in colorado that'll just be the daily oh no no like like you know if i'm in a legal state where i can just go to a store and buy what i want then i like to smoke a mixture of things like like it's nice to just smoke flour and just to be chill smoking flour and you know if you want to get a little higher you just smoke a little more of it but i also it's just like how it's nice to like have a beer or a glass of wine have a beer or then sometimes you'd like a glass of wine that's like you know twice as strong as beer and then sometimes you'd like a glass of wine that's like twice as strong as beer. And then sometimes you want a shot that's like 10 times, like four times stronger than that.

And then sometimes you want some Everclear. You just want to get tore out of the frame, shit-faced. And it's like, yeah, there's an answer for that too. I don't even want to smoke. But there's vapes, right? There's vapes, but also maybe edibles. Or no, edibles or no edibles can you'd have to just eat it if woody wants to uh experiment a little bit when we go to colorado

the trick will be to get they make these little vapes that look like what taylor has over there like a little disposable one you pay like 30 for a gram of liquid that goes into it. And then they give you the pen for free for a penny or something. And then you like put a little liquid inside the thing, plug it into like a USB charger and you just inhale and it does all the other work for you. And it gives you this clean, like normal tasting vapor that doesn't like smell, smell or taste gross or leave you smelling. And you can really carefully control how much you puff every time it's not like with a bong where you're just like and you don't know how much of that's air and smoke if you're an amateur yeah you can just go

like take a little kiss like let's get a little puff of the stuff and be like all right let's give that five minutes see how that feels after that maybe we'll go back for a double and you know you can you can really slowly progress incrementally that sounds like the way to get started without having any coaches you i would have thought edibles were the way to get started oh give me a gummy bear that's a brownie that's just the excuse i was looking for except you'd have a couple bites too many of that brownie. Oh, good. I haven't had brownie in 18 months.

Double fun. They're like, Woody, you need to vomit right now. Right now. I'll put my fingers in your throat. Come on. Give him a bottle of Everclear. We need to get it out. I'd be running over there.

Baby Birdman, I want it. Don't waste it. Oh, yikes. You guys are vomiting. These guys vomit right into my mouth. You listen to these guys' podcasts. They're weird. There's a new listener.

Yeah, Edibles is like professional grade marijuana in my opinion. It's not where you start. It's where you end up. It's where you end up, in my opinion. It's not where you start. It's the last, it's where you, it's, it's where you end up. That's where you end up, in my opinion. That's what Joey Diaz does a lot too.

Joey Diaz. Yeah. He's a pro level. Yeah. Yeah. My dose was. Yeah. See, see, I'm kind of weird about the dosages about like how believe how much I believe,

like, like we had a guy in the hangout who took like a thousand milligrams and he still seemed to be human after a thousand milligrams. And I'm thinking like when I would take a hundred, it would be borderline panic mode. And this is with an incredibly high tolerance so i'm thinking that there are diminishing returns i'm thinking it's like when i see like will tennyson do a 60 000 calorie cheat day or something on youtube in my head i'm like the body cannot absorb 60 000 calories in a day i think your body is like i can take in about 5 000 and the rest is getting melted and shat out it's like a third base coach just running go go keep keep coming i was gonna mention calories it was you were talking but uh i have had that same theory i have no science to back it i don't know but it just

seems like if you eat enough calories it's not the same as eating 60 calories in six days. Yeah. And so like, I think that maybe, so I know this for sure, you can only get so much THC into so much of a food product. It binds to the fat in the, in whatever you're cooking, the oil or the butter. That's why they put it in butter. Yeah. The THC is bonding to fat molecules. So you use things that are really high in fat. Coconut oil is best because it's like 100% fat. Butter is like second best.

But coconut oil is the way to go, if anybody wants to know. And butter is just – What are you, some sort of rookie? Butter? In any case, yeah, it bonds to that. And there's a limit. There's a concentration that you reach where it's like, yeah, it's fully bonded. It's holding as much as it can hold.

If you add 10 ounces of weed to one stick of butter it's going to be the same as if you added whatever the maximum is one ounce like you're not going to get stronger butter you're not gonna get a stronger edible you can you can concentrate it in other ways but it's really just by adding more fat to the food product, more of the butter. This never happens, but I have a cooking question. That's my understanding. So, all right, I can understand how coconut oil is more fat than butter. Therefore, it binds better. But the recipe calls for butter, right?

Like if you're making brownies. It doesn't matter. Like brownies, oil and butter are interchangeable in almost every recipe when you're baking okay that was the question yeah like like uh and um what i would always do is like like um that cupcake mix you get like off the shelf like uh i don't even remember the sort of rainbow bullshit whatever cupcake i get red velvet that was always my preferable one um and i always tried to like i didn't want a big thing to eat i wanted a small thing to eat like i i because it's not gonna taste good it doesn't it never tastes good that's why they often do chocolate is because chocolate really covers the taste up well but i would make red velvet cupcakes and then i'd put

real frosting on them and that would completely cover up the the taste of the uh the grossness that comes along with putting marijuana in butter or oil are you suspicious of a story where someone didn't know it was a pot cookie yeah yeah yeah it's like it's you absolutely know and i have way less experience with these edibles than kyle does but does. But even a friend makes one for you or you get one in Colorado, it'll even promote like you won't even be able to know. It tastes like a real cookie. And you'll take a bite and it's like, if I bought this at a cookie store, I'd be like, what the fuck is wrong with your cookies?

It tastes weird. Yeah, I'm sure there's some of like covering it up completely like maybe peanut butter does the trick i don't know but that's the flavor of everything it's so powerful yeah peanut butter is really uh domineering it is an alpha flavor isn't it it's right there like banana like here's a flavor someone that i've never actually tried but they said the trick if you eat something way too spicy is not milk or any of that it's to eat like a teaspoon or tablespoon of peanut butter because like it's so much stronger that it'll like over it'll overwhelm a lot of the spice so gordon ramsey you know that youtube

channel where they eat the really spicy buffalo wings in sequence hot ones oh. Oh, hot ones. Gordon Ramsay says that sugar combats it. So this guy got to like hot wing number six and pulls out a fucking glazed donut he brought with him as like an antidote. It starts munching on the glazed donut between hot wings. You would know, obviously. He's Gordon Ramsay.

I know when I pepper sprayed myself milk was my go-to. I didn't try rubbing a glazed donut on my eyes, but I certainly would have if it had been offered to me. I dumped a whole gallon of milk into my eyeballs, which was fun. Yeah, I think this is more oral. Yeah, I think it's the same difference. Maybe, maybe.

But yeah, so what I was getting at with that whole thing was I'm suspicious when someone takes 1 thousand milligrams of THC, whether or not the body can even absorb a thousand milligrams of THC. I think there's a cap. I bet there's a cap. And I bet that cap is like 200 or 300 or something like that. It's still an enormous amount. It's still an enormous amount. Like I said, me at my highest tolerance,

going out to Colorado and buying edibles where they're dosed, you know you're getting five or 10 milligrams or whatever, I would do 70. And 70 would put me in a real chill place. Like not scary, but I'm certainly not going to operate them over vehicle or make any financial decisions or have any real serious conversations with anyone. It's time to sit on the couch and enjoy a good comedy and eat some nachos. It is not time to do anything serious. It's not time to drop thousands of dollars on suits. No, it's not time to go suit buying or motorcycle shopping or anything like that. You are not your best you. Unless, well, maybe you are. You're not your best financial decision making you. You're not your smartest you, but you're your most fun you.

I kind of want you to buy a motorcycle. How could I... Just get him so high? Yeah, I know. It's like Platt's's gonna show up in the mail and it's gonna be his friend who did it to him this time around i'm just kidding i'll hang myself in the fucking they'll find me dangling from the fucking ceiling there's gotta be a way to get you to buy a motorcycle i i i'm i'm 90 sure i'm going to get a motorcycle. I'm so into the idea. Today, which one does it be? The Scout 60s?

If I had to buy one right now? I guess it would be the Scout 60 because of the cost and everything. If costs were no option, I would just get the FTR. Oh, yeah. No object. Yeah, it was no object. I'd just get the Ftr oh yeah no object yeah it was no object i just get the ftr but it's you know it's 15 000 it's like i don't it's also not as good a starter bike

it's not a good starter bike at all i don't need a big tall sport bike with i don't know how many horsepower that thing has 110 maybe i don't know something stupid do i have it up it's gonna be something like that it's a fucking rocket ship you know i i'm fully aware that i don't know. Something stupid. Do I have it up? It's going to be something like that. It's a fucking rocket ship. I'm fully aware that I don't need that bike and it's not the bike for me to start with. But I do think the Indian is a good starter bike. I've heard people say it is. I realize

that it's got a lot more power than the average starter bike, but it'd probably be the Indian. I dig the way it looks. I like the brand. I like that it is American for one reason or another. And I dislike Harley so tremendously for a myriad of reasons that, yeah, I think I'd get the Indian. Although I am really interested in these sort of dual purpose bikes that can go off road and do some stuff like what you're doing. But also could zip around town

a little bit too. So both appeal to me, which I guess is why you've got one of each. Essentially, you've got kind of a cruising bike and or touring bike. I don't know what you call your Beamer, but call it an adventure bike. Okay. Yeah. I like that even more. Yeah. Uh, yeah, I don't know. I'm going to get something. Um, it's just not on the top of my priorities right now because it's like house, car, then bike. I think that's where my priorities are. I looked it up, by the way, that FTR, 120 horsepower.

So twice... That's twice what I want. Three times what I need. Yeah, bro. But yeah, if it were 150, that would make it worse to me. Like it's, it's not what I want. Yeah. We were talking to Vavity about his, um, his thousand CC bike and him going like 180. And it's like, dude, I, I, I, I would, I have no interest in doing that. I'm so afraid of like hitting that asphalt

at 10 miles an hour. Like, like I don't want to hit it. I hate road rash. Like, like I've fallen off bikes before. And like, uh, I was going down the hill at my dad's house when I was, I don't know, I call it 12 on a bicycle. And at the bottom of the hill, you kind of have to turn a little to the right to like stay on the road. Well, when I go to like lean to the right, the, the, the back tire slides out from under me and I fall onto my right ass cheek on gravel going pretty fast. Like, I don't know, 20, 20, probably maybe a little. I mean, I was scooting going downhill on a bicycle. I wasn't pedaling to like get faster, but I was coasting as fast as I could go down

a steep hill. And man, it left the nastiest bruise on my ass cheek and sort of like rub some of the skin off to like, not too bad, not to the point where there was a scab, but it was raw. I had this big raw bruise that was my whole ass cheek and my whole thigh. And like ever since then, I've been real. And the healing sucks. The shower afterwards is brutal.

On the other hand, I've seen guys take accidents at speed, call it 90, right? But they're wearing full gear. It's like a kid on a slide with full jeans on. They fall. They realize what happened.

Maybe clap their hands as they're sliding from 90 to zero. Just not in pain. Not a problem. Kind of observing it. The racers who've done this a lot. This is like Moto gp guys yeah yep they will literally get down to like 10 or 15 and stand up and walk it out yeah and sort of like do this like pop and then like run it out yeah like they were jumping on the side of a golf cart or something you know and uh that's uh that's why you wear gear that's absolutely why i wear it there's no way i'll

ever ride a motorcycle without full gear like like i'm thinking if there's any piece of gear that i wouldn't always have on the shoes might be a little like where i might be a little flexible um like especially if i was going to like but but, but probably not. I'm probably wearing full shoes are the second most important. It goes helmet than shoes. And, uh, two, you wear like boots under jeans and they're great.

They're not a style problem at all. And then by the way, motorcycle jeans, I'm talking about the stuff. Yeah. Yeah. So, um,

I don't know. I just can't, when I see people like it's, it's, I've seen it a lot lately because it's summertime now or springtime now. And, uh, a lot of people are out cruising and like, man, I see people wearing fucking sneakers and jeans and like a tank top. And, uh, and we have a helmet law here, but in South Carolinaolina there's no helmet law like you probably know that um and you'd see those guys cruising around like in anderson where dirty lives no helmet just fucking wearing like again like like wearing like a motorcycle uh like like um what do you call

those fucking cuts or whatever and uh and just jeans and boots like like but not motorcycle boots just some fucking cowboy boots or some shit and it's just like oh boots like like but not motorcycle boots just some fucking cowboy boots or some shit and it's just like oh my god what are these people thinking your coconut's just gonna explode i wear a like like i wear a helmet when i play paintball like you're out there i don't get it i don't get the death wish these people seem to have because even if you're 100 confident in your riding abilities which i am not not, obviously, man, there's all, there's a, there are those other people on the road and down here in the South, though, I guess everywhere, really the animals, like the amount of deer and, and I don't know, possums, raccoons, armadillos, you name it. I don't know

what happens if you hit an armadillo on 50. I'd probably fall off my motorcycle though. I almost got hit yesterday by a driver. It wasn't my fault at all. When I lay this out, everyone will agree. I have to make a left at a light. It's a four-way intersection, standard 90 degrees. To make a left-hand turn, I'm in a left-hand turn lane and it has a stoplight, the red arrow. So I'm at a full stop in the left-hand turn i'm in a left-hand turn lane and it has a stoplight the red arrow so i'm at a full stop in the left-hand turn lane just waiting for my turn that that's my role in this someone comes from the opposite direction right so straight in front of me going way too fast and clips half my lane half of my turn lane on my side like what why did he do that what was it was a young male driver white guy and he was just attention i think he was sort of maybe erased to make the light or something but i don't know why he didn't like observe the lane markers on the ground why

he took so i'd move forward and i moved from like the middle of the lane to the right third i think if i hadn't he would have just missed me by a little bit like it wasn't totally necessary but it was like like i looked at the guy next to me i'm like did you just see that and he didn't but uh but it was like i'm the only one who knows that i just almost died this is an important thing to me if you watch enough like moto vloggers on youtube they're in those situations all the time like you're always seeing um like like someone like almost get hit you know they'll be right like whoa you see that guy what the fuck was they what was he thinking he's in my lane or or if you watch like a montage certainly you'll find it

there's great montages of like bikers like getting revenge on people, like kicking their mirrors off and punching out their windows and stuff. And look, I ain't going to kick nobody's window. I ain't going to punch nobody's mirror. I'm not going to punch anybody's window. But it's fun to see it done. I don't like it. So two things. You don't like it.

I watch a lot of this kind of content lately. You know, you like something and then YouTube just pumps more of it at you. So two things that frustrate me. One, usually that guy that's like all mad at the driver, that driver just made a mistake. You've made mistakes. I've made mistakes.

Like I get it. They put you in danger. They didn't see you. But there wasn't like a malicious intent. Now, if they were swerving at you and there was some sort of fight, then maybe you can kick the side view and get the heck out of there like that might be different but that's not what i'm usually seeing what i'm usually seeing is some motorcyclists get overly

mad at someone who made a driving error and by the way a driving error with no consequence like okay did they encroach in your lane and you were able to avoid the accident put it in the past bro bro. Like move on. You're the bad driver. I like it. I like it. The other thing I see, I want to go a little longer. The other thing I see is this.

Motorcyclists like standing up for themselves drivers-wide, right? Like driver-wise. So you're encroaching into my lane. And rather than either use my superhuman acceleration or braking that every motorcycle has, I like hold it. Maybe lay on my horn. Say hey you, I'm here first. The fuck? Are you trying

to win at driving? Is that your goal here? Are you trying to win against a car? Scooch out of the way, bro. I think they're trying to teach the car, the driver a lesson. Oh, good luck with that. Your orthopedic surgeon will be so impressed with your decision making here. As you taught that driver a lesson. Just scooch out.

Maybe it's my age. It's easier for me to just not win, let it go. I think maybe 19-year-old me would have been more inclined to do that. But current me is like, dude, we're all just trying to get here safe. No one's winning this. No one's losing. It's a pleasure. You and I are on the same page as far as how i would conduct myself however that doesn't mean i can i

don't enjoy when like you know when the guy like is just not paying attention and like comes into the biker's lane and he has to slam on the brakes to avoid dying or he has to just like almost go off road he said go over go all the way to the shoulder or something to avoid being sideswiped. Then he catches up to him at the next red light and there's like three moves they'll make. They'll either kick the side view mirror off. It's hilarious.

They'll punch the fucking window out because they've got Kevlar knuckles which is hilarious. Or if the side, if the window is rolled down like an inch, they'll just reach in and grab the whole window and tear it out. They'll pull it and it'll shatter.

Also hilarious. Because this guy's wearing armor. He's not worried about a little glass. Somebody's going to get shot doing that. I'm sure they have. I'm sure. Yeah. I'm wearing Kevlar.

Maybe it's bulletproof. I don sure they have. I'm sure. Yeah. I'm wearing Kevlar. Maybe it's bulletproof. I don't know. It's probably not. Terrible Kevlar. Pull up to a cop car and try that. Get murdered. Yeah. I've seen a few of them.

I saw one instance where like motorcycles is like going down a a highway sort of a country highway and a car pulls out in front of him um basically almost made the motorcyclist like t-bone him like he's he's he's making a left turn and he's like he pulls across the motorcycle's lane and super common motorcycles are invisible yeah and uh and you know the motorcycle has to swerve and the, and the car has to kind of like gun it to like get out of his way. And the driver of the car stops and like runs back to the motorcyclist and he's just so apologetic. Like he's so like the driver of the motor vehicle is much more shaken up than the motorcyclist is. The motorcycles is like, it's okay, man. It's no big deal. It's, I know it's fine. It's fine. He's like, I'm so sorry. I could have killed you. I could have killed you. And I was like, oh man, it's no big deal it's i know it's fine it's basically i'm so sorry i could have killed you i could have killed you and i was like oh man there's a good guy there's a good guy you like to see that and you know he'll watch he'll look both ways from now on he'll never do that again there's a thing that happened this is like two days ago in raleigh four-way intersection it's kind of a big one with like turning lane you know dedicated turning lanes and such got motorcyclists is going straight and oncoming traffic woman in a big gray truck

is making a u-turn in front of the motorcyclists you can picture this making a turn in the intersection i think the motorcyclist could have done more to avoid the accident it's not his fault but when you're on a motorcycle, it's your problem, right? Instead of like immediately slowing down and avoiding the accident, he kind of maintains speed, lays on his horn, etc. The truck, making a U-turn in front of him, eventually like goes all the way into his lane and they hit each other. The motorcyclist doesn't swerve until it's too late, hits the back of the truck hard. Motorcyclist goes down, kind of slides under the truck,

truck drives away. Woman comes out of the truck to check on the cyclist, the rider. And he's wearing a GoPro for this whole thing. So you get like this view of her face. I could probably show it to you guys. She goes over, she bends down, she looks at the rider. I think she might've asked if he was okay.

And then she gets up and leaves the scene of the accident. And now the police are looking for her. It's, uh... They will probably find her. Yeah. And to be good at that. I wonder if I can find... She just panicked.

Or maybe she really thought she might get away. I found it. It's not YouTube, so it's hard to queue up together. But I think I can show this to everyone because it's interesting to me. Yeah. So I'm going to play it. Let me see. Here it is.

So you guys are not watching this with me. But to the people, you can see the truck about to make a U-turn at this point he's laying on the horn and not dodging until the very end and you can see he smashed into the back of this truck that the rider like rolls around three four times on the ground after the accident oh oh why did he swerve back into him? Mistakes were made, I guess, right? Yeah. Looks like he was about to get off scot-free and then. Oh, this doesn't show it. Oh.

So I saw the original version of this on Facebook. There's a Raleigh Motorcycle Facebook group. And it shows the driver of the truck leaning over. She is right there, like face cam. And you can... Shucks, now I want to find it. But anyway... You see the driver's face?

You see the driver's face, like not just a little. It's like better than a mugshot. Why would he keep going? Yeah, did you listen to it with volume? No, I wanted to be able to hear you. If you did, you would have heard him like lay on the horn and just seemingly prioritize a bunch of things other than avoiding the accident.

Yeah. I see that a lot in these accidents. I don't know. Bro, just avoid the accident. That's the top priority. Jeez. Yikes. Yeah, that's really dangerous.

These motorcycle things aren't safe at all. Seems like nobody else in the world is paying attention. Seems like it's really putting yourself in a risky situation. That is true. The only thing you gain is adrenaline. I like adrenaline. Acting mistress, isn't she? Yeah.

That looks so fucking sexy, though. I'm closing my tabs and the FTR popped back up. I'm like, oh, yeah. Someone linked me a meme of Kyle doing that loading thing, and it's the Philadelphia Flyers. Defensive playoff hopes. That's good. Oh, that's great.

It's relevant to both of you. Oh, wow. That's the driver, this bitch leaning over? well, that's the driver. This bitch leaning over. Yeah, that's her. So she got out. You can see her truck in the background. And then left. You can see right next to her knees.

She parked right there in the middle of the street, walked out, looked at him, and then hit and run. Dead eyes like a door's eye. There have to be people that look. She does have dead eyes. Just looking at him. She doesn't look concerned, does she? I think she's high. Wish I'd killed you with this truck.

I hate cyclists. One of them punched off my window once. I think she might be high. Think so? Yeah. I have no idea. I think she might be high. Think so? Yeah. I have no idea. I think she might be high. Maybe that's what... That would explain the whole thing, right?

She did a little John Jones there, right? You know, get a little high, hit someone. She pulled a John Jones. And then, you know, you don't get busted for being... driving under the influence. She John Jonesed him. I think they're going to be harsher on her than they were on Jon Jones. Probably doesn't have the same attorneys.

Don't let her fight again. Don't worry. I hope they do. That's funny. Yikes. I'm glad the guy's okay. It looks like he just got a little scuffed up. Yeah, it looks like he just hurt his knee. Yeah, and I think it was pretty avoidable. It's hard to like Shucks, it looks like a scary situation yeah and i think it was pretty avoidable it's hard to like i'm shocked he's like a raleigh motorcycle driver i feel like i'm in a small

community here but uh i think dude man if he could do it again would not have like held the horn and race toward the truck why isn't he braking and turning to the left. Right, braking. The truck's path was pretty predictable, right? Making a U-turn at the intersection. Very much so. So. If I had a GTA, I would have been in no trouble. Just a quick whoop whoop. I mean, I've avoided stuff like that in my car.

And you're on a motorcycle. Like, I just don't understand. I don't know. Was he like wanting to get hit indignantly? Like, I'd never been. Maybe he's going to get hit indignantly. Like I'd never, it's almost, that's almost what it feels like. It's,

it's like, how dare you? You know what? I might, I'm just going to crash into you. And then maybe he regretted it when that soulless lady came over and like, I'll do that.

I'll tell you what I will do sometimes. And maybe, maybe this is an, am I the asshole when i'm driving down the road and i'm approaching an intersection and i'm going a reasonable speed but there's turning lanes and stuff and a car decides to turn in front of me to like go the other way to the intersection i'll make it close whether he makes it or not like like i won't i won't like slam on my brakes way back there to give him plenty of room. I'll make it close.

I'll give him a little scare. I'm not going to hit him. Even if he, like, oh, you want to make it close? I'll make it close and hit the brakes. I could still avoid him, but I'll make it close. I'll take my foot off the gas and start coasting, and I'll put it right on the brake, and I'm ready to, like, brake and avoid if I need to but it's gonna be close it's gonna be close i've done that you're

gonna look out the passenger side and you're gonna see me fucking bearing down on you i have no moral high ground to stand on but the current version of me is just a little more like no one's trying to cause problems out here that's very rare you know oh did this person like whatever was i in their blind spot i've probably done that probably did that don't even know someone could be in i've mellowed i've mellowed a lot um there's been times where like someone cut me off and i was like all right i'll fucking pass you on the goddamn shoulder i don't give a fuck oh you want to you're going to press the gas so i can't pass you on the shoulder i bet my car is faster and all of a sudden i'm doing a hundred miles an hour on the shoulder and it's just because i'm on the

fucking rumble strips fucking yeah let's go i don't care i'll drive it through the dirt if i have to i'll get in the median. I look back on stuff like that. I'm like, you are so dumb. You're going to die. I'm the worst. I'm the worst. I swear, don't judge me too hard. This isn't me anymore.

But here's what I've done. I got cut off in a way that I thought was just awful by a woman. And then I tailgate. And I'm like, I bet this is scaring her. I bet she's scared right now. I'm not going to do anything, but I bet she's fucking scared that there's like an angry guy tailgating her right now. Maybe I'll follow her for a few miles. We're going the same way for a while, right?

So I'm like causing fear, I think. For all I know, she doesn't care. She just thinks I'm a bad driver. You're a literal terrorist. I bet she's scared for her safety right now. And you know what? That's your punishment. She is a bad driver. Can you be grimacing?

So she can see back at how angry you were? Probably. Yeah, yeah. Look, total asshole move. I get it. This is old me, but I've done that. That is hysterical. You're reaching toward your waistband a lot. Right, right. I'm gonna fuck you up yeah I'm a bad person

it's crazy the double standard you have like if I'm in a new city like trying to get somewhere and I have to like go across three lanes of traffic like I'm like I'm new I don't know i'm lost give me a bunch of assholes and then like someone else will do that in like my neck of the woods and i'm like god learn where you are moron yeah totally yeah i i don't get mad in traffic almost ever if i get cut off i literally i'm just like what an asshole look at that can you believe it

like what's he thinking what an asshole what a goober what's he nobody likes that guy or like like if somebody tries to race me or something i'm thinking like we can google who's faster it's you it's you and i think you also had google pulled up and that's why you challenged me it's you motherfucker you've got no horsepower this is like some some guy and i like a fucking tricked out m4 or something it's like you're faster you know i don't care i don't care but i get more miles per gallon i probably not take that i don't care. But I get more miles per gallon. I probably not. Take that.

I don't know. It's just like, I just don't care who's faster. What's it going to come down to? Who's more willing to push this to the brink of death? Is that what we're going to do now? I'm just trying to get to the airport, buddy. I don't give a fuck. As long as I get there in the next 10 minutes like like alive i'm happy i'm not looking to race anybody or and i don't care if somebody cuts me off or if they i don't like it if they um one thing i've

had people do is like tailgate me and like start flashing their lights recently like that's having a couple times and like i'm going 55 the speed limit's 55 i'm in no position to be speeding okay like i'm not i'm i don't want any speeding tickets on my record like like i'm i'm i'm living a clean life these days boys like like i'm not i'm not pushing the limits at all so like i'm going 55 i might go i'll go 60 but once i get to 60 i'm putting the cruise control on and we're going 60 i'm not going 61 for you and this guy's just like right on my ass and he's doing that thing where he like backs up and comes forward backs up and comes forward and i'm just like i don't fucking

care like like like he's bright like uh uh bright lighting me i'm like i just bend my mirror so it doesn't bother me anymore i'm going home i'm going home i don't care i've been i used to never go the speed limit never ever old me though sometimes that's my preferred speed you know i'm going the speed limit that's not like a public it's fine it's a it's a it's an acceptable speed if that happens to me it's like uh i'll give you four i look i've been where you are now i'm going to go 59 into 55 if you want more than that i'm sorry work your pass yeah um i will i'll slow down like like oh boy now on the on the interstate it's different right left lane is as fast left lane speed limit is as fast as the fastest car is willing to go and if and if

you see some if you're going if you're going 80 and a 70 and someone's clearly coming up on you quickly you need to get the fuck over there there's no high ground to be had like oh i'm doing 10 over the speed limit no one is allowed to break the law more than me no get the fuck over maybe he's in a hurry that's just being polite like you get over pump over real quick they fly past you and then you move back but if we're on a two lane highway you know one lane each way then i'm not going to go more than 10 over the speed limit. I'm just not. They start writing tickets at around 11, 12, 13 over. I'm with you on the interstate rules.

Now, some people say you never hang out in the left lane. Don't stay in the left lane the whole time. I stay in the left lane. If I'm going like 14 over, which is a thing I sometimes do, 14 over, set the cruise control. I have this theory that the cops are looking for 15 over pretty close yeah absolutely and so i'll go 14 over when you do that you're faster than 90 of the traffic at least that i see right for all i know there's half the drivers go the same speed but anyway i'm passing a lot more people than are passing me so i might hang in the left lane until someone catches me and then i'll scooch over until i need to go back this is how people with common sense drive yeah but i run into

all the time where like there's some guy who just doesn't fucking get why cars keep passing him on the right while we're on i-285 i-75 georgia 400 whatever out here in atlanta in atlanta they do not pull people over for speeding. Really? They do not. I have never been pulled over for speeding and I've never seen anyone pull over for speeding. I've never heard of it happening. I don't know how fast you have to go on one of those roads to get pulled over or stopped.

I have been like, there's a lot of like checkpoints. Like, like I've been going 110. No, no, no. They don't't pull out they're not slowing me down well they can't i've been going 110 they're looking for the goldilocks feeder someone going 83 that they could catch whoa i mean he he's gone now. That guy went 135. Fuck that. Miles away. No, I've never seen it. I've been going like 85. Pretty common for me to go 85 out here in Atlanta in the left lane. And a cop passes me on the right.

And I'm like, alright, I guess 90 is the new speed. I'll just get in behind him. I've never seen itsy i've never seen it i've never seen it once and i and there's a lot of cops and law enforcement in general out here i have dreamed of like some cop going 94 and then me just following him turn for turn and then using the you did it first defense yes as if we have the same set of rules. You do, technically. Unless he's on his way to an emergency, he's not allowed to speed.

Oh, I guess. But, yeah. Technically. He'd have a hard time in court explaining why he was speeding. Would he? Or would everyone just understand? I don't think a judge would. I think a judge might give him a hard time.

I think he'd be alright. But I'm just guessing. It just seems like the sort of thing that, like wait he was following behind you yeah yeah yeah for three miles yeah well that would mean he's going the same speed as you officer yes and you clocked him at 97 that's right so you would have had to be going 98, 99. Yeah, about 102. Where was the fire? I don't think it goes like that at all. I bet it would. I think it would. Maybe I'm just naive. I don't know. Clearly, I've had a bad record of guessing what law enforcement will say or do about various things.

Yeah, you you who's checking the radar yeah you know there's always you guys we're talking about negative things that people do do you does anybody ever do nice things for you we're like oh we're letting me in all the time oh well letting people in but like the thing i'm thinking of is like like on you know wooded roads and things that are windy or like there's not a lot of visibility up ahead like when someone driving through gives like a double flash and it's like there's cops ahead and or if it's like a very easily speedable thing especially rural you know somebody hit me with that very recently when i was going to my grandparents house just and i was

like dude that's so nice of you slow Slow down. Go back to nine over. Woody's balls here than me. I stick with nine over. And I've mostly depends on the road. If it's an interstate, maybe. But go on. And so, yeah. And then, you know, lo and behold, half a mile later, you know, some bastard sitting there, you know, nothing to do waiting with his gun.

So that's that's very nice. I like I like that friendliness. I like to pay it back to you know what I'm waiting for. You know how we had that cop that was like taser,er taser taser and like shoots the guy with a nine i'm waiting for that traffic cop that's fucking taking speed well he was speeding i think everyone knows motorcyclists wave to each other when they pass and uh when i don't wave, sometimes I wonder.

He knows I was working the clutch, right? He knows my waving hand. I was busy. I need my hands to drive right now. I was taking off from a red light. That guy's like, they will not believe this in the group chat of all the bikers. Black Paul, the guy on the fucking. If you see a BMW with sheepskin on the seat

i'm getting on raleigh hogs.org immediately as soon as i get home and that that guy's done he's done yeah um i i always give the uh flash the lights warn people about cops or you know any instant you know if there's like some shit in the road or there's deer like deer is a big one that i always try to warn people about like um you know if there's so many deer out here on the side of the road and deer are fucking stupid as shit they'll just they'll they'll be standing there and they'll see you coming like oh oh car's coming better get in the road like they're just assholes you know so i always try to warn people about deer shit in the road like they're just assholes you know so i always try to warn people about deer shit in the road cops any other shit in the road i'll call 9-1-1 i like it people don't people think

9-1-1 is only for like near death situations yeah but i'll be like you know i'm on uh interstate 540 there's a couch in the middle lane right by this mile marker and the like that's going to be a problem right yeah like that is a pre-accident the couch doesn't sit on an interstate all day long i've seen some crazy shit on the interstate out here right so but cops they have like um their bumpers are meant to just push it off the road like that like they're you know you wouldn't want to do it with your camaro but with a patrol car that's part of their use case so a cop will just come out and push that thing to the side of the road and prevents a tragedy it is a good reason to call

911 and I've done it like not a lot like four times and every single time they're like oh you got the mile marker okay we'll send a patrol out they should give prizes for that like good citizen prizes like get out of a ticket for free oh I love that of like get out of a ticket for free oh i love that of one get

out of like limits right under 15 if you're caught with it we will lower your speed by 15 your specific limit yeah okay it did turn out to be that but we will lower so if you get caught going 90 and a 55 well it's a 75 55 now you know they're just gonna drop you can use it like a magic card to combo down the punishment of what that would be yes you're going 90 and a 60 we're giving you a big tick speeding in excess we're giving you a ticket and you go boom play it it's now a 74 mile an hour ticket in the 60 and they're like ah well that's basically legal on your way, sir. That's the Woodworth clause. I like your set.

This is working for me. This is great. It's a good idea. Man, this is way better than all my, you know, if I were emperor, just ruining every sports league idea. I do like it more. I feel like Texas would do that. Just ruin every sports league? No, they'd be the first one to implement

get out of jail free cards. You hit a Mexican? Oh, Jesus Christ. That's your fifth Mexican. Punch his card, Jim. You get one Canadian for free. Punch his cowboy hats into the card. That's your third one. We call that a hat trick. That's your third one.

We call that a hat trick. That's a hat trick. You are not allowed to drive 95 down the Texas highways. Hell, you'll be to a quadruple hat trick in no time. You kill two more. Get yourself a Texas edition Chevrolet then. We'll give you a joint and a sombrero or something. It'd be great. Texas is like you can tell a, in a sombrero or something. It'd be great.

Texas is like, you can tell the ranking of a Texan by like how big their spurs are. And you know, you go in when you, well, what else would you get points for in Texas? Besides running over Mexicans at the border? Yeah. Best yeehaw.

Talking about seceding a lot. Riding a van for eight seconds eight seconds pointing out that you are technically a republic yes tell me about your power grid bragging about your power grid yeah um man anyone who ever says uh that makes the uh everything's bigger in Texas. Uh, uh, let's go do that one. Yep. Yeah. There's something unique about Texas, LA and New York, particularly of those three,

New York and Texas that you have, you cannot talk to someone from those places without them telling you within two sentences where they're from. They have cultures of their own. Yeah. Yeah. They, they have their own culture within americana honorable mention floridians being proud instead of embarrassed to florida like they think florida is a good place i like florida i like the weather dude you're both incorrect florida is the worst place

it depends you know like like like central florida like inland florida people is is rough stuff man it really is but if you're uh if you're out around um you know on the coast you know anywhere from on the space coast or if you're if you're down uh by miami or uh or even off um uh on the panhandle by um oh what's the party town um anyway if you're in if you're in any of those like pcb panama yeah yeah yeah okay uh any of those places it's pretty nice it's it's very touristy you know and i like that there's like 18 crab restaurants which i love and uh and you know there's lots of tourists. The thing about those places is most of the people you meet there aren't from Florida.

So, like, how can you not like Florida when you stay in places that are mostly populated by non-Floridians? Dude, if you're from England, like me, going to Florida, I'm just like, what do you mean you don't like Florida? There's the beach. You can, like, kayak. There's cool, neat animals in the water. You can go fishing. You guys are winning me over. I've been to the beach you can like kayak there's cool neat animals in the water you guys are winning me over i've been to the beach and i liked it i went to i lately i go to like the lake whales area a lot which is central florida like swamp and cattle area yeah no thanks um i'm just like why are you proud of this like you should or i guess kasemi is it's inland i believe

yeah um you know places like that would be fine. I've spent a lot of time in Tampa, Jacksonville, Cocoa Beach, and Panama. Man, I dug it every time. I wonder if it's really expensive. It is, right? Orlando, too. What's expensive? Property?

Say you wanted to live in the suburbs of miami oh miami's gonna be rather expensive but if you if you're in any of those places i just mentioned pretty affordable like like like casimis uh fort lauderdale is pretty affordable uh casimis affordable jacksonville tampa uh panama those places are too cold i feel like you don't actually get florida weather in jacksonville perfect okay no i want real florida weather i want it to be nice i watched like we're talking about dexter earlier i watched enough dexter no i don't want to be anywhere near miami like they're just sweaty all the fucking time they're always sweaty

like that dokes guy the black guy who's like surprise motherfucker he's always he's perpetually drenched that's true miami's a little too florida that's let's bring it north a bit that's you're tropical down in miami miami is basically trout like you'll you'll like see it'll be like christmas weather across the nation and everywhere else is like 25 and miami's like 81 yeah fuck not even a balmy 70 or something like no i um i i've always liked uh tampa the most i don't know why i just had the most fun there it's not that like anything about that place necessarily stands out as far as like tourist attractions or fun to be had i just always had fun there orlando's nice i like like Disney World. So, according to me,

in my 60 seconds of research, 380 gets you a nice four-bedroom home in Tampa. Yeah. How much is that? $380. Actually, I haven't bought a house in a while. I don't know how that compares. Here's another one for $395.

Well, I would want five-bed, three bed three bath in Florida so find me one of those the thing about five bed and I've said this before so I'll do it real quick but I feel like that's kind of the new four now that people work from home

it was a four bedroom especially if mom and dad both work from home in a four bedroom house that's a little tight if you get parents two kids that's three mom and dad both work from home yeah in a four-bedroom house that's a little tight if you get parents two kids that's three mom and dad both work from home you four is tightish five is better yeah everything i'm looking at is three is at least three because i want um a guest bedroom and an office um look at this fucking yeah a lot of sense for you i don't know how entertaining it is to like go through zillow listing i love going through zillow it's so much fun this motherfucker did you see the snl thing about it six bed seven bath 2.4 you know what kyle buy this one and

then invite me to live with you i'll pay you a thousand dollars a month in rent you're gonna make money i don't think the that's gonna cover the mortgage on a 2.4 million dollar house i'll sign a contract that my all of my children's children's children will continue to pay i'll talk to the bank about that deal like they might bite no it doesn't matter the interest rate just make it a thousand a month i don't care how many months he's agreed to pay it in perpetuity they're like wait a minute wait a minute are you serious yes infinite money well yeah deal no but you know that like i'm with taylor on this i think it's a thousand dollars a month will be nothing this is like rent control a hundred years from now he's

gonna have a better deal than he does now yeah i'd take the same deal absolutely dude if they said get this place for five thousand dollars a month like 10 20 years from now that's gonna look like a fucking steal that's gonna be great uh this is a beautiful place it's on some water so i guess it comes with free alligators. I like those rooms called they have in Florida where it's like it's almost like a greenhouse looking thing. A greenhouse thing in the back. I really like those. They're cool.

I've seen those over like little I've seen their pools enclosed in those little glass houses. Yeah. I don't know. I like your picture. Oh, is that? That's's the house it's picture 63 yeah i know but what i'm wondering what that material is like is that granite or is that

marble oh i don't know the difference really it's probably granite okay it looks more like granite i don't know it's beautiful man that's who cares it looks great i i don't know whether i like the counter or the uh that like like backsplash more dude i love those rich people fridges that have wood on the front i like the rich oh i just spotted it was so well camouflaged so beautiful yeah right oh here it is yeah dude this is a double oven double okay i mixed and that's probably just you think that's a range top and that might be under that might be like a fancy ass microwave i don't even know what that is on the bottom no in the middle under the overhead you know vent thing you can't see it because of the island yeah oh that's a range there oh man yeah okay it's a

range maybe they've got three there's probably microwave and then like two ovens i don't even that could be a fucking dishwasher over there i don't even know i don't even know it's so goddamn fancy all right all right here's what i think i see in picture 63 there's a range top in the center that's under the ventilation hood on the, there are two ovens and underneath that, a warming tray. Sure. I think. Oh my god, did you see the staircase? Double staircase?

What number is it? Do you know? I don't know. You know what's funny about this kitchen is that my grandma has two ovens, but they're bigger and she has dueling warming trays. I like that. Oh, my God. The marble floors.

Taylor's grandmother flexing on this. When they were building their house, she was like, and the kitchen has to be like, and it's like, you're building a kitchen in a multimillion dollar house. She's like, yeah. It's going to be enormous. It's going to be disproportionate to the house. She's like, I don't give a shit. I'm building.

Do you need the kitchen? What number is the stairway? I didn't see it. It's like a double staircase that goes up like this. Do you not have numbers on your thing? I don't. When I click it... Look at the address bar and the final

digit of that in the address bar. 50. Yeah, 50. Man, these go through the 30s with this indoor pool. call by the way taylor yeah this is nice see now my friend would call this gaudy i think gaudy is my style i would love this oh hell yeah this fits look his neighbor is just as gaudy like it's not like you've got this in the middle of a bunch of like ranch houses like like quarter million dollar this in the middle of a bunch of like ranch houses like like like

quarter million dollar homes this is i mean everybody around them like like the next door neighbor has a a sick house the one back behind has a sick house like this is just how did you figure that out i didn't see that i mean there's an aerial photo okay i mean this is definitely the nicest house but still the neighbors have nice fucking houses too, like comparable ones. Oh, yeah, yeah. Oh my god, it's got the pool. I love that the pool's like semi-indoors.

Yeah. Oh, the basement's sick. They got like a whole second. The bathrooms, the marble floors. That's an incredible house. I think that's nicer than Nelly's house. Alright,, the marble floors. That's an incredible house. I think that's nicer than Nellie's house. Alright, Kyle is done shopping. It's definitely

nicer than Nellie's. Well, we know where we're going. Alright, Kyle. Dude, think of the, you know, 2.4 million. Think of the resale value. About 2.8 million. Yeah. You know? Yeah, just gotta... And you know what? You need a house like this a boat

a yacht a yacht you can't go out there with some dinghy right and a helicopter where's the helipad ah there's no helipad taylor this won't work that's pretty lame actually maybe that uh maybe the helipad is that thing right over the kind of that causeway pull through. A peasant doesn't have a helipad. That would be so funny to do, to like go there and waste their time. We were talking about the other day, like going and wasting people's time, like knocking the price down, like going to a yard sale and negotiating and negotiating and negotiating. And being like, all right, have a nice day. I didn't want it anyway. I just wanted to see if you'd take it.

Just for the love of the game. Just take things for the love of the game man and you just go around wasting people's time thinking about this in the hangout go and negotiate this house down to 2.1 million dollars until they're finally like all right i'm i can look i can do cash today. Okay? We can wrap this up today. 2.1. 2.1. Shake. Shake.

Shake. And they're like, you know what? Do it. Do it. I like your style, young man. We've got a deal. And we're like, all right, so where's the helipad again? Oh, there's no helipad.

This isn't even zoned for that sort of thing. You couldn't fly a helicopter here. Oh. Well, why have you? You have wasted my time here, Jason. I cannot believe that you brought me here, me here. You turned to your agent. At this rat's nest of a home. I was, I lowered my standards just because I wanted to do business with you.

Next time, triple staircase, all right? I've never seen such peasant-level marble backsplash. Only two ovens and one warming tray? My friend Taylor's grandmother would scoff at this. Get her on the phone. And if you're telling me that i can't even get it rezoned for my helicopters good day to you sir good day you like start demanding while they're laughing like this

punk doesn't have a helipad on his yacht he fucking needs one at the house check this place out they can't have dude look at this place check out the disconnect between the inside and the outside am i crazy outside like this this is a crack house on the outside i've seen so many like this dude like like so what they'll do so these people were stupid whoever made this listing because usually what they do is the first pictures at the top are the nice ass interior that they you like, you know, start off with that double stack washer dryer room, the nice flooring, you know, the hardwood, maybe the sinks and stuff. And then at the very bottom, you scroll down, you're like,

oh, that place that we just kind of fell in love with doesn't, it looks rough on the outside. We don't even have a garage it's just a pull-in yeah i've seen so many like that i've looked at homes where it's like oh okay all right this works yeah yeah yeah those are the all right that's the that's my bathroom that's my kitchen living room's big enough oh yeah the tv goes there and then you get to the bottom and it's like it's a trailer you're like they fooled me. They had me suckered in on a double wide. I might be fooled by a TV show, but I've heard that in, like, say, outside London, right, where I guess the real estate there is bonkers, worse than it is here in American cities. They dig down.

And you see these what don't look like giant townhomes. And it turns out they have, like to three story basements that are pretty significant and spacious. I've heard that too. Yeah. Yeah. I want to see it. I wonder if it'll be like a more popular thing that must be people with a lot

of money now, but don't waste your 2.3 million when you could buy a 6.5 million, 12.6 thousand square foot home and you can basically own an entire square block in the city of tampa and you have a courtyard in the middle big enough to like put on plays and have events you could like someone could get married here this is and it's historic because the third picture is something historic. You know, there's old cars. I think you'd actually... That's pretty outrageous. I'm looking at one that's 7.6 million right now,

and it has a library. I need a library. This place Taylor picked is a bit of a fixer-upper, actually. Look at the claws. I'm pretty sure it's a hotel. The one I just linked to has a sauna um it has it has a place to to hang your sunglasses and there's room for one two three four five six seven eight nine ten thirty pairs of sunglasses on this rack there's an indoor football field

in one room what i mean it's not it's not like to scale but it's like some sort of like kiddie room that has like a football field on the floor i don't even know how to describe what i'm looking at i couldn't afford this place as an airbnb there's an outright there's a very nice gym i i say very nice pretty nice like like your gym's probably better equipped but this one is this place must have theater room i like the theater seats theater room. With the nice fancy seats. Oh, my God. It's an industrial kitchen. It's like a commercial kitchen. Dude, did you see the fish tank?

Picture 33. It's 32 in the URL. Picture 37. How do you- There's a sound studio. There's a recording studio. Oh, we could do the podcast here. Kyle, we're all moving in.

No, no. Dude, dude. There is an actual recording studio. Yes. Podcast right there. I mean, with like the- the like you could record a fucking album here if you buy it you can have the master there's a closet full of guitars oh here's the whose house is this there's a basketball court

like there's dude there's a half pipe for for for uh they have the same functional trainer that I do in this gym. Really? Yeah. It's the Cybex Bravo. This is someone whose name we recognize as house. Yeah, this is a famous person's house. Yeah, I just got to the industrial kitchen. Like, I was seeing, you're going backwards to these photos. I'm going forward. Did you see the theater? Yeah, I saw the theater.

I'm just now getting to this. Wait, is there a second theater? I saw the first theater. It has like rows of seating and a curtain in front of the screen yeah i saw that that's awesome oh even their trampoline is three times as big as a normal one oh here's the studio did you see the wine room yes yeah super pit like dude they must you how do you even get the wine from the top there have to be like a thousand bottles in there and you didn't even mention kyle they have a half pipe in the backyard. Was this a NBA player's house?

Oh, I bet you'll be able to tell from the sneakers. I bet it's an NFL player's house because of that football shit. But there's a basketball court outside. Oh, is there? There's a lot of Yankees gear in here. Like hats and such. This just, it's got pro athlete written all over it with that gym

whose house is this so we need to find out whose house well whose house it was because oh is that just a golf course you walk out onto on the back a big beautiful Florida golf course man 35,000 square feet

wait it says 15 or 16,000 square feet. Wait, it says 15 or 16,000 square feet here. I'm just reading what it says. Man, what a 12 bathrooms. Hey, do you and the rest of your football team need to shit? Oh, the property taxes are only a cool 77 grand a year. So this is kind of interesting. The house is 16,000 square feet and the lot is 35,000.

Ah, the house takes up half the lot. Good Lord. Price per square foot. Four 75. That's actually, is that a lot? I don't even know.

It is a lot. Yeah. I mean, I mean for, for the quality of what's in the house, I guess it's appropriate, but lot of places i look at it's like 150 to 200 kyle i've been telling you people are going to trend towards bigger houses because they're working from home now just get it just get it everyone will be buying 16 000 square foot houses in 2025 yeah get on board there's a there's a number in there that says the estimated

monthly cost of running the house, it's $35,000. Is that the power and water? That must be the included salaries for the team of 30 people that you need to run it. Can you imagine when it's time to just mop the floors?

What an outrageous home. I'm looking for that. You need a staff for a home like that. Good God. Fucking cool though. I can't tell what the person who owns that home does or is into. The recording studio I think

is screaming like recording artists though. That's what it is because there was one closet that had no joke 30 or 40 guitars in cases in it and then there was like a legit legit recording studio because when you look at like the the the half pipe like um that's not like what tony hawk would have somebody's kids and his kids the guitar thing throws me off but every nba player is an aspiring rapper i could you know what i could live i saw the sneakers that's not an nba player okay no i could i could live in this house there are nearly enough of them and they weren't the right style but who lives here internet don't maybe I just asked for doxing. I shouldn't have.

But yeah. Who lives here? I mean, you could call this. You could call and ask. Yeah, just call and ask. But don't look. Don't look into anybody's private business. Don't look into anybody's private business.

Don't do that. It's only six bedrooms and 12 bathrooms. That's a weird ratio. Wait, you guys question. It's a weird ratio. Hold on. Hold on. How long do you think that

you could live in this house while this current family lives there without them knowing that you i i earnestly think i could make it three months no way no three three days would be a little bit scary not one day assuming that there's no help in the house, it's just like the seven people. You just stay in one of the rooms, right? Clearly, they're not using all the bedrooms. You just stay in the bedroom. Easy. I sleep in... I'll find one of the

hidden layers, live in there during the day, and then I just loudly use the kitchen. I go to work at night, right? So the next morning, husband and wife are like, did you hear a kazoo last night? And you know that their kitchen has some delicious things in it. I know. I thought you were sleeping next to me.

Were you eating and cooking all night last night? Were you watching a hockey team we don't care about loudly? Where did all of the cheez-its go? I was reading an article. There's a trail of crumbs. Let's follow it. I guess Ben Affleck and his wife. That's Jennifer Garner, right? Jennifer Garner. Or at least it was

last I knew. I'm not sure. Anyway, they were fighting. I think they were getting a divorce. They live in an 8,000 square foot home. And the article said that if you live in a house that big, you can go days without seeing each other. Like, get the fuck out of here.

You cannot. This house, I think, is 6,700 square feet. I see everybody. I do not bump into people. 8,000 can't be that different. It's just a house. It depends how it's set up. But if you've got two kitchens, maybe. I don't know.

If you're on opposite ends of the house and the house is set up so that there's like multiples of everything but like you know i'm kind of feeling 8 000 is an enormous enormous right it's it wait no it's not like my building is 9 000 fuck that get out of here you bump into each other all the time in 8 000 i agree yeah yeah taylor this is 16 000 i can't relate to that but i can't imagine the floors the multiple floors could do it that could do it like if you've got if you've got like three floors and each one has like multiple bathrooms and like maybe there's a kitchen upstairs and downstairs or something it would have to be like almost a guest house type situation

where you have all the kitchen and things you need to not interact with the other part of the house. All you would need is like moccasins for soft steps and then like a pocket full of like washers or something so that if someone did suspect you, you could like toss like a movie and create a noise somewhere else, distract them. I don't know if this furniture is gaudy, but I like it. Which photo? say 13 and 12 oh in this house the tall chairs are cool those are tight it's like what uh what one of those evil people in um hunger games would have sat in

pretty tight chair oh philadelphia flyers have been officially eliminated from playoff contention oh really they must have lost tonight Blues won tonight so I'm pretty we're on the right track to making the play oh they lost to the Devils too those fucking losers that's the worst

yeah to get knocked out by the northern Jersey bastards exactly and they suck too they're get knocked out by the Northern Jersey bastards. Exactly. And they suck too. They're also knocked out. They're one of the few teams worse than the Flyers. Yeah, that's true.

The Flyers just oscillate between like every year, like is this gonna, ah, no. Or it'll be like, is this one, yeah, yeah, no. Like they just get, they just tease their fans. The Hurricanes literally have the most Yeah, yeah. No. They're just teams. They're fans. The Hurricanes literally have the most points in the NHL. They're the best team in the NHL right now. Damn.

Yeah. They have 50 games. Not only that. Yeah. Oh, wait, wait. No, I'm doing it wrong. So probably Vegas is better because they have two games in hand and they're only one point shy. I would give Carolina second, though.

Vegas is a very tough team. If the Blues do make the playoffs, I'm praying that Kyle's Colorado Avalanche somehow overtake the Vegas Golden Knights in first so that we play Colorado instead of Vegas, because I think the Blues will just get rolled by Vegas. But the Blues do pretty well against Colorado. I thought Colorado was going to wipe the floor with us this year.

I went back and checked. It was 3-3. The only reason Kyle got five more bucks than me is because the blues won the first game before we started the bet. So it's been pretty even, but these bastard Arizona coyotes and these San Jose sharks are nipping at our heels. Knights are in a 10 game win streak.

That's a lot in any sport, but hockey particular. Oh, for sure. And it's like, there's only eight games left in the season. They got ahead of the playoffs with an 18 game winning streak. I mean,

if they do, then it'll be like, uh, they'll get swept in four games. Cause that's just like what God would do. Like when, like two years ago, three years ago,

when Tampa Bay had like the best record in all time of all time. And they played the worst like team to make the playoffs that year, the Columbus blue jackets. And then they got swept. You know, they got swept. You know, they got in. It's like a meme now that, like, Tampa Bay Lightning, when they lost the fourth game, their Twitter account was like,

we're so sorry, and we're struggling with you. We didn't want it to end this way. At least they won the Stanley Cup the following year. Dude, the other teams were mocking it, too. That was great. Like Detroit not in the playoffs. Like losers. I think next year someone lost an exhibition game and the team Twitter basically wrote the same thing. It was great.

It was a good meme. I like it. Copy pasta is what it was. Yes. Yeah. And I think, let's see, the Sixers are back on their winning ways. Two game winning streak.

I'll take it. They just beat up on Kyle's Atlanta Hawks and now he's all torn up. God, I've heard him mention that team before. I don't even know if I have. He has. At the time, they weren't doing well and he was

like they're not even fun to watch well once they're good he'll be into it again that's probably true so let me take a look here what is Taylor's opinion on a sub goal on Twitch to play Rust for a day?

Oh, Christ. I don't know. I'll have to think about it. I'll give it some thought. What sub count am I at right now? We'll add 1,000 to that. I want 3,151. That's the goal.

Then I'll play Rust for a day. There you go. It's official yep i'll download rust and and play it for fucking not a whole day i'm not doing 24 hours i'll probably five hours of rust six hours of rust so probably get kyle to tour guide you yeah i would need someone to tour guide me otherwise it would just be me aggravated for well that's probably what they want to see, actually. Maybe it'd be funnier if Dirty tour guided you. I feel like he'd be so impatient and angry.

He might be. And so whoever could help me would be. Yeah, I could help. It's a lot. It's a lot. Can I plug it? Can I use a controller? Fuck, no. I'm obviously lot. Can I plug it? Can I use a controller? Fuck no.

I'm obviously... Well, yeah. Do you have a controller with 60 buttons on it? Use that one. Yeah. I don't know if people would want to see that, but if they do, then we could find an easier server.

We usually play on... We look for a server where there's a bit of a challenge. Like, like we usually play on, we've, you know, we look for a server where there's a bit of a challenge. Like, like we're not looking to play with any pros or anything or go super duper sweaty where it's like crazy high population, but we kind of find an in the middle sort of medium place, but we can find somewhere that's like extra light,

you know, like you guys are down playing. Like I don't, you know, sub to Taylor Merck if you want to, but I don't need a thousand subs more to do it. I'll down to try it. And you know next time you guys are down playing like i don't you know sub to taylor murk if you want to but i don't need a thousand subs more to do it i'll down to try it and you know it's not going to be my jam but uh it could be fun it could be fun no it won't you won't you won't have fun okay well shit it won't be fun you look happy saying that it won't be fun it won't be fun like

you here's what's what you'll work for work. You know, you'll, you'll play for four or five hours and the whole time you'll be like, all right, so when are we going to go do that thing? And we'll keep saying, yeah, yeah. Soon, soon, soon. Yeah. As soon as we get this, that, and the other done, like, all right, all right. And like two more hours ago by like six hours have gone by and it's like, all right, is it time? Like, yeah, now we're going to go down to the water plant and we're going to see if we can find some stuff. And they're like, all right, yeah, I've been wanting to go to this water plant for like six hours. These guys have had to be hitting trees and rocks and I don't even know what's going on. I've got a crossbow and we're going to the water plant and we'll get to the water plant and it'll be like, oh, I'm dead.

Yeah, I'm dead too. Fuck, I'm dead. Taylor, are you alive? Yeah, I'm dead. I'm dead taylor are you alive yeah i'm dead i'm dead all right all right um let's go hit some more trees because those were all of our crossbows all of our armor and all of our clothes so we need to farm up some more and then we'll try to go back to water plant and i'll just be like thanks for watching the stream good night everybody i mean you know sometimes it goes well sometimes it doesn't you need i need people in there to carry me a little bit. You know, I can hold my own a little, but, you know, if I run into somebody who's better than me, they're just going to push my shit in.

And I would say that I am better than 35%, 40% of the people who are playing the game on any given server. But that leaves the majority of people I run into who are going to fuck me up. True. You know, I just... I don't even care. I don't even care if I'm the worst person on the server.

And I will be. It's a weird game, man, because of all the time and effort that goes into everything. It's just like... it it's it's more hardcore than tarkov and that's saying something you know at least in tarkov you know i have said it a bunch of times nobody's gonna come raid your stash and take away the things that you have acquired like like when you get a thing you've got a thing you take it into the raid you choose when you're gonna put it up for to risk it you

know it's it'd be like if when you went to get sit down and play poker at the poker table you brought your entire worth with you and you had to take everything that you owned liquidate it and put it on the table in front of you every time you wanted to play fucking poker oh not many people would play poker and you can't leave and you can't leave when you leave when you leave your stuff stays at the table and they take it from you well this is a terrible gig that's rust whereas tarkov it's like yeah you know i i went to the bank i got a thousand dollars out uh i put 500 on the table if i lose that 500 i'm putting another 500 on but table. If I lose that 500, I'm going to put another 500 on. But this way, most I can lose is 1,000. Most I can lose at a time is 500.

That's Tarkov. Rust is the thing where you liquidate all of your fucking assets that you've ever acquired and you bring them to the poker table and sit them down in front of you and hope for the best. That's rust. Because you can lose everything and anything at any given time. And if people want to, they can just be like, yeah, I'm not going to play

poker with him. I'm just going to pull up a chair over here behind him and wait until he goes to sleep and steal his money. It's like more of my jam. Yeah. It's a nasty, nasty, mean game. But it can be incredibly fun when you're the one winning, obviously.

High highs, low lows. I would not recommend Russ for you. I would recommend Tarkov for you because there's a hardcore game. I think what this guy's suggesting is, hey, if we do you a favor, will you play a game that's going to be real hard on you? Tarkov

is that. Tarkov is a game you'll have a hard time with but there'll be some there'll be some highs and the lows won't be crushing you know you'll you'll go into these raids and like maybe you find a bunch of cool stuff you know your little treasure hunt and somebody kills you and you don't you don't you lose it all all right let's just do another raid let's go right back in and do another one whereas in rust it's like fuck those were our only guns those were our only guns now we've got to go hit rocks and trees for two hours to like make more guns like we don't have enough we got to go scrimp around and like search for pipes so that we can make more guns how many pipes do we have we've

got one pipe we need eight pipes pipes. Everyone needs a gun. That's the other thing when you're like trying to supply a whole team, it's like if you're playing solo or duo or trio, it's like, all right, the three of us all know what we're doing. We can get enough. I'll get enough pipes for me. You want a pipe for you?

We'll have a pile of pipes. But when there's like four nincompoops who don't know what they're doing and, and I'm the one and maybe two others who were like, we've got to get on pipes, guys. They don't know. Just let them hit trees. Let them hit trees and pick weed. We've got to get on these pipes, though. And look, don't give another fucking gun to Jimmy.

He lost two already. Yeah, I don't know. He died to a pig. The pig killed him. Just throw the gun on the ground. Yeah, throw the gun on the ground. Yeah. a pig. The pig killed it. Just throw the gun on the ground. Throw the gun on the ground and kill that pig? Yeah.

The gun's near the not weakened at all pig. You ever watch any Tarkov? The gun is by the full strength pig in the front. Do you ever watch any Tarkov content, Taylor? Never in my life, no. Pull up Landmark. Watch a little bit of Landmark because he's got great videos that are between eight and 15 minutes each. And so they're kind of bite-sized and you'll

get this false idea of what Tarkov is. You'll get this inflated. You'll be like, oh, he's live. He just, he just shits on it. Oh, he's live every night, five to 2am, something like 5pm to 2am. I'm going to watch as soon as we're done here in like 30 seconds i'm gonna go fucking turn landmark on and cook my dinner and i'm gonna watch him until he gets off tonight i'm i love landmark how many viewers does he have right now 10 let me guess sorry uh yeah he's killing because that was my guess yeah well you got it yeah he's he had 11 last night when i was when i was watching he When he kicks things off, he's immediately got like four to seven. Like it's seven right away. He's huge.

That's tremendous. Yeah, he's hugely popular. I bet all of Tarkov right now has 25,000 to 32,000 viewers total, and he's 10 of it. And his viewers, the way that he interacts with viewers oftentimes is through donations. If you want his attention and everybody does, you donate and use text to speech. So he has a very profitable stream and he's just out there grinding it all

the time. Yeah. Man. Love Tony. Very entertaining, man. Go check out Tony. All right.

A five 41. Any, uh, outros? Uh Tony. All right. PKA 541. Any outros? No, sir. L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L.