Painkiller Already - PKA 543 with Strain Central - Boogie Behind Bars, Josh's Hallucinations, Delta 8

Episode Date: May 18, 2021

pka episode 543 with our guest josh from strange central taylor this episode of pka is brought to you by express vpn and blue chew a couple of wonderful sponsors josh it's been i think actually years many years since we've seen you um it is i i went over as i often do when i when chis tells us who the guest is if it's someone i haven't followed in a while i go over there and check and And I was like, this is, this guy's had truly years of things happen to him. Since we had a couple of rehab stints,

you've really revamped a lot of the marijuana content. I, when I went over there and I saw the rehab thing, I was like rehab for pot. Cause when I, I think even like family guy makes jokes about that. We're like, Meg will be like, I'm going to, you know, rehab for pot. And you know peter will be like meg shut up like just you know

booze that's a real deal drug i had counseling for marijuana i just wanted to throw that out there yeah i got a lot of that in in the rehab thing they were like you also can never smoke weed again and i was like well that's probably not gonna work in my life i'm gonna skip the marijuana and also accepting jesus christ into my heart and let's just deal with the alcohol problem let's make sure i never ruin my life with alcohol again yeah so it's been uh yeah i think like 2019 was the last time i hopped on here and since then honestly i was probably drunk on that podcast because my life was kind of like spiraling post losing my YouTube channel um like YouTube deleted my channel I think like the end of 2018 and like I just kind of drank my problems away at that point because I didn't want to like

take that next step so I uh to rehab twice I ended up getting my YouTube channel back like probably four months ago five months ago so that was like a two-year process of like arguing with YouTube and that's basically like yelling the brick wall because YouTube is just an entity that they don't care so yeah kind of like took some time to fucking work on myself and like i i started my youtube at 18 so i was just kind of like young dumb and fucking wild and i kind of had to like learn over the last few years how to like be an adult and like just take care of responsibilities so it's been it's been a couple of interesting years,

but like, I'm in a good place mentally. Finally, I'm in a good place, like financially again and everything. So that feels good to be back on YouTube. That sucks. Two full years of no channel.

And of course you're anxious as shit, you know, that's your livelihood and it's up in the air. You have no control over it. You know, that's why it is so scary. Like working, like even working on Twitch or being a YouTuber, knowing that like just these arbitrarily enforced rules can come down on you anytime. And even if you are 100 percent in the right.

Look at what happened to Destiny on Twitch with like that person trying to fuck him over by showing a picture. Like it took him days and he has like 600,000 followers. Like and then you see something like that and you're like oh no if i'm fucked no they're not coming to say hi to me they're not gonna you know they got 50 bigger people before they get to me to deal with um but anyway yeah thing is uh was it the kind that you like yeah you live there in like a dorm for 30 days yep so i was in a fucking dorm room with three other dudes for 30 days and it's like that must be is everybody cranky because they're getting sober so angry and i i was like the only young person there for alcohol so like

most alcoholics are like you know 30s 40s and they're like oh shit my life's like going down the drain um like everyone my age was on heroin or like you know other drugs like xanax so their withdrawal maybe a little bit yeah i was like fuck like i wasn't even doing that much um but like their withdrawals are like two three weeks so like alcohol your withdrawal is five seven days maybe um so they're withdrawing for the entire time and by day seven i'm like all right like let's go to class smoke some cigarettes wow i did not know yeah you fucked up for weeks after you stop them very very long times and they get sicker than i did so like yeah of course was there was there anyone in there that like was trying to like sneak in their drug of choice many people got kicked out for that

yeah because like this was like it was in the middle of a city so it's not like you know some retreat in the woods or anything like that so like people can just drive up to a window and pass something through a window and yeah all of a sudden it spreads like wildfire and there's like seven people that just got something off of one person so yeah it was that was like a constant struggle for them was like keeping stuff out of there and like you're not there against your will you can walk at any time so a lot of the people that were going to those like three week withdrawals would walk on week two. They're halfway through it. They're almost done

and they're like, fuck it, I can't do it. Just because they have one bad day. Then they have to start all over again. Then it's a repeated cycle. There's no save point. Then they have to start the whole three-week withdrawal. That sucks. You pay fucking 20 grand no matter what.

I'm starting a rehab tomorrow. How did you get 20 grand? Did you pay it or grand no matter what like i'm starting a rehab tomorrow how did you get 20 grand did you pay it or like did you have insurance insurance paid it insurance oh it's even better we want you to fail a business yeah that's that's my problem with like rehab centers and iops like it's really important to detox people but their goal is not to keep you sober forever. They want you to come back because it's a repeat customer over and over and over and over. So there's people in there that are like, it's their ninth rehab. And it's like, something's not working here. Like this, this clearly isn't the path for you. It's working for the center.

The first time you went, I'm assuming 30 days because that sounds right. Is that not 30 days? Yep, 28. So like 28 days. So like four weeks. How long after that did you stick to it before you went back to, I guess, drinking or smoking pot? Okay, so first rehab, I like the week out started dating a girl from the rehab center. Terrible idea. Oh, that's terrible terrible idea we'll keep each other straight

hey we're gonna be accountability yeah just two friends who love heroin we had different drugs of choice so i thought it would work um but the same dealer it was it was like exactly um so like i lasted about six months we broke up uh i lasted like two months after we broke up and then that's when i relapsed and i relapsed for like 11 days and uh when at day 11 i was like all right i'm going back fuck so i checked myself in can i ask can i stop you and ask you a question there when you relapsed what was the first thing you drank oh you're gonna it's bud light seltzer okay so see that's what i wanted to know i want to know if you were like maybe i'll just have a little thing and see if i can handle it again is

that what happened you were like so i was like a normal person can i just have a bud light seltzer i mean i used to pound bottles of vodka i can have a bud light seltzer right this is basically nothing i need five exactly so it goes like that yeah i was about a half gallon a day a vodka drinker when i went in the first time um and then so i was like yeah fuck actually I saw an ad on Twitch for Bud Light Seltzer and I was like I've never tried those like I loved White Claws so

on vacation I was like fuck it I'm gonna go have a couple Bud Light Seltzers and then that turned into a case is that Black Cherry? My favorite. He's got eagle eyes. Why would you show that to him?

That's all part of it. We're past that now. Man, that hits the spot. I'm at a point now where I can go to a bar and comfortably not drink. I can have a lime and water me too like seltzer water um but so what he's got his alcoholism completely like i'm unsettled both hands around that alcohol

they never even got a foothold oh gross no thank you i'm sorry go ahead i have one more question before you continue i i don't mean to keep interrupting you but i think it's fun to like pull no i love i love the questions about this um what you said you were half a gallon about a day a vodka drinker that makes a lot of sense to me that's if i were going to be an, that's what I would do. Whenever I have drank a lot, that's what I did. Not half a gallon a day. That's a lot. But a lot still. A fifth a day.

I've been there before. Tea does. That was my drink choice. A fifth a day is if we're talking about normal fifth size bottles. I'm sorry. Half gallon a day. Half gallon comes with a handle yeah and it's it comes with a handle the equivalent of like two bottles of regular

vodka and another half bottle right yeah yes so how do you see were you drinking like sun up to sundown yeah so i would wake up at about two in the morning withdrawing with shakes sweats like terrible place i would have to have about three or four shots before I stopped shaking and could go back to bed and get maybe like, I don't know, three, four hours of sleep. And then I'll wake up and same thing all day. Like every 20 minutes I'd have a shot, maybe a double. So like it was real, real, real bad. And I would leave like a little teeny bit of the half gallon for the morning so I could like wake up, get my alcohol in me and go buy more.

Yeah. So what were you like drunk? Like if I'm drunk, it's pretty obvious. Are you you got it together to other people know you're drunk? Oh, yeah. My I was living with a long term girlfriend at that time, and it was most of the time a parent. Like I was functional drunk, but I would like cross a line and then she would come home to me laying on the kitchen floor. We just black out.

Yeah, I just I just black out entirely, sometimes on stream. Actually, I fell asleep several times on twitch surprise not banned and still partnered but my audience was actually like at an all-time high i think it was like wing syndrome where everyone's like let's watch this crass and burn um but yeah relapsed on bud light selfs there uh 11 days, back to rehab. 28 more days there. How quickly did it accelerate after the seltzer? Was it like you had one seltzer on day one and you were like,

I can't believe it. I stopped. I've got a handle. And then the next day it was like. No, no, no. He didn't have one seltzer on. I had a case on day one. Okay. Day two, I had probably about two cases.

Day three, I was like, why the fuck am i buying so many cans so i bought a pint what am i gonna start recycling or something what the fuck is this shit 48 cans i look like an alcoholic give me a i'm reducing i'm reducing waste when you're drinking now when you're drinking a handle a day you're ending up with a lot of glass do you do you do you turn those in for the uh for the cash no no it's awesome yeah my landlord was probably like holy shit someone's going really hard though because there's like fucking six half gals stacked up that's something i've seen with extreme alcoholics before um who would drink you know multiple bottles a day is like they would save that glass and like that they're gonna need that to buy more alcohol at

the end of the day i was gonna say i think i was kind of financially in a place where i didn't have to because of youtube and like that's what my drug counselor always tells me it's like you were a pyro in a firework factory like you had all the resources to do nothing all day and the resources to buy whatever you wanted so like you put those together and it's a disaster so that's why that that uh that that's current that that situation like like all the resources to do whatever you want and all the time in the world to do whatever you want that's like a superpower you can use it for good or evil yep it can really you can really take a a left turn and just mess things up or you can take a right turn and like make crazy cool things happen when you're at like plenty of

money and all the time in the world yep yeah usually seems to be one of those extremes though it's going to be one of those extremes we're human beings either you're like you just become like elon musk you know or you're're just like, I love booze. Crack cocaine is my jam. I'm all about crack cocaine. I want to party all year. Don't you want to try some crack cocaine just once? I'd love to lose a little weight.

If I was dying, maybe. I don't have teeth on me. Every time I read about one of these drugs, I find them to be disappointing. That's almost part of their danger. Again, I haven't tried them. I just read about it. They're like, I find them to be disappointing. And that's almost part of their danger. Again, I haven't tried them. I just read about it. But they're like, oh, I took this drug, cocaine.

And all it did is make me feel like I was on Adderall. I was like a bit of an upper. I was in a good mood. I was talkative. Maybe, you know, a good version of me. I took heroin. And, you know, it just made me enjoy my afternoon, even though it was yucky out. It made me just pleased. They're under was yucky out it made me just please

they're they're under playing heroin I think I remember when when John Travolta was about to make Pulp Fiction he was he was trying to figure out his walk like how he was gonna walk because he's on heroin he's a he's like what do I what am I feeling inside he wants to he wants to really embody a character who has a heroin issue who's always high on heroin who has a heroin issue, who's always high on heroin. And he's talking to someone who's on heroin and he's like, what does it feel like? Well, like, what do you, what do you, how do you walk? Like, and the guy said, do this, take about, I remember, I don't remember how many shots of tequila he told him, but four,

four to six shots of tequila or something, and then get in a really hot, hot tub. After 10 minutes, that's how heroin feels and he's that sounds awful first of all you want to be dehydrated as hell just as a be happy thing it just makes you in a good mood right has anyone here tried heroin josh i mean i think it's more of a chasing a dragon situation where like someone does heroin the first time or takes pills or whatever. And it's like that first high is so intense because it's brand new to your body that then you want to do it again. But it's not quite as good.

But you remember how good it was that first time. And I think a lot of drugs are probably like that, where you're chasing that initial rush you got. Because like going back to Josh,osh obviously like i've been curious like so if you're drinking sun up to sun down like very regularly is is it like a hundred percent of the time you're just trying to feel not bad or is there a time when it's like okay i've got three i've got half of the half gallon in me i'm feeling good now or is it just you know okay i feel less shit i see i feel less bad enough that i can fall asleep no there's a window that so like i i honestly think that's why like some heroin and alcohol users like understand because there's like there's a peak

point where like you're not sick and you're not passed out and feeling awful, but it's just like pure euphoria. So there is a point, there was a window, but the rest of your day and the rest of your life is just like chasing. So honestly, like what you say, like you have to wake up, you would,

you would have to wake up and take shots to fall back asleep. That like, that sounds like hell on earth. Yeah. Think about waking up, taking three shots and being like, okay, fuck.

I'm starting to not shake. Oh, okay. I puked it up. Let's restart this process. How extreme are the shakes? It was like, I couldn't.

So for the first 10 days in rehab, I couldn't write my name on a piece of paper. 10 days. 10, 10 days. Yes. It's, it's like, it's like this. Like it's like it's like this like it's it's like

you have parkinson's like it's it's very similar to those kind of shakes and they're uncontrollable oh my it's kind of it's almost kind of funny so like you most people get like a uh a benzo for like the first week so So you have like seizures, which I had five. My second one, I had a grand mal the first time, the first night there. And then for proceeding, I thought for a second you were faking,

right? Maybe you were just like, you just like, maybe you just want to blow 28 grand. Yeah. So before my first rehab, I had about five hospital stents um one of those was nine days in the icu having dt's and i have a video on my channel about this um i watched that video it's scary you have like vivid hallucinations like i would i saw like and it's like the deepest darkest traumas in your life

will then like manifest as hallucinations in front of wait i don't like that yeah for a week i know i was hoping you see dragons and butterflies it's your worst nightmares i was watching the video on your channel of it because i was curious a couple weeks ago when you were going to come on and you it's just you sitting in a hospital bed and it's just showing the camera pointed at the corner of a room and you're like, do you see him? It's just a man hanging there.

Right there. And you're clearly out of it, hallucinating. And then you turn it to yourself and you're like... You can tell that you think what you're saying is making sense. Right, but it's making zero sense. It's just erratic. I. But it's making zero sense. It's erratic. And like,

like, and the craziest part about that is like, so I, I still remember all of that. Like I, it's not like I was on a blackout for nine days. Like I remember almost all of that. And like,

they would come in and like load me up on benzos, but it didn't when I was conscious, like I was making memories. So it was crazy. I don't think I know benzos. They get you high as a pants. Yeah, they're very. That's what I think Peterson take. Yeah, they're strong pills.

They're mostly like muscle relaxers, but they're also anti-seizure drugs. So like if you're an alcoholic who's getting off a huge amount of vodka like like josh was you're in danger of seizures and so they'll give you benzos to like are they a good time uh people get really addicted to them like yeah i hate them you hate i i've always yeah so like i i use xanax to fly because i have anxiety but like it's never been a drug that i've been like let's go take a xanax to me it's not even that powerful like whenever um i was so disappointed when i was getting that cancer surgery on my eyelid i think the first one like like when they were just gonna like shave the uh like the the tumor off my eyelid before

before they knew it was a tumor they were like uh, oh yeah, we're going to give you a Xanax. And I'm like, are you fucking kidding me? You better give me a bottle of fucking Xanax and then gas me. They're like, no, no, no, we're going to give you one Xanax and then we're going to inject a local into your eye. God. We don't have any Xanax,

but we're going to give you five shots of tequila and we have this hot tub. You guys don't have fennel back there? It'll feel like anesthesia. X but we're gonna give you five shots tequila and we have this hot tub It'll feel like Like you ever you ever wondered what anesthesia feels like well, this is kind of like that. It's five shots of tequila in a hot tub No, no, I want actual anesthetic. Well, we don't know about that. It's not like you're going in for surgery You're cutting it off my eye. No, they gave me that fucking Xanax and they were like now be careful with these you don't want to get and gave me this fucking xanax and i took it and i was just like i felt they gave you one they gave me one they gave me one you could enjoy your ride home they gave it to me like an hour before like i'm sitting in the pre-op bed with the iv in my

arm and like the all the like heart sensor things the blood oxygen shit i'm hooked up to the machines and uh you know pre-op and they give me that fucking xanax and they put some numbing eye drops in my fucking eye and that was it how much did it hurt kyle did it hurt a lot it was so goddamn painful was it really so that oh i thought the local would curling. My toes were curling. Oh, the local is what hurt. The local is what hurt. It's a big needle, isn't it? I got no problem with needles. No problem at all. They don't bother me a bit. It's by your eye.

But they used a pretty big needle, and they stuck it in my eye, in my eyelid. And they had to do it three, maybe four times. And every time they go in, he goes, little pinch here. And it felt like someone was hammering a fucking 10-penny nail into my goddamn eyelid. But you don't want to move because obviously they're sticking a needle in your eye. Those skis are going to have a lot more problems than this cancer. So I just remember vividly my toes in my shoes curling up, like me just squeezing with my toes and squeezing like with my

fist and just going yeah i know it hurts i'm sorry i know one more here we go all right one more i'm like you just said one more well i meant three more here we go i've had a similar experience but it wasn't my eye it was i've had it in my leg and maybe an arm or something, but basically picture a big cut, right? So you go into the hospital to get stitches. Cause you've got to cuts, whatever, three quarters of an inch wide. Yeah. So they put,

they inject painkiller into my open wound so that they can like do internal stitches and then external stitches. And they're like, they didn't tell me a little pinch they're like now this painkiller it burns and it's like you're injecting pain that burns into an open wound i don't know that this is even lightening my pain i'm just investing in pain like i'm doing it now so that later i have less and in the end i like to think my total pain was the same i could have had stitches with no painkiller they can be assholes or they can be really chill about it What what I've always appreciated when getting like I don't know if I've had a cut that big but I've had a lot of like

four to six stitch cuts and They'll take the is it lidocaine? I think it's lidocaine. It might be. And they'll squirt it into the wound first They'll just squirt lidocaine onto the local and they'll squirt it into the wound first they'll just squirt lidocaine onto the open wound and wait 30 seconds you can do that and they've done that for me before and then they'll inject it into like dude i had 45 stitches and they were all they got like an intern to do it they were all incredibly. They didn't actually pull the wound together. After it was done, it looked like the same wound, but Frankenstein.

My doctor, back when I got home, it happened in West Virginia, I think. When I got home, he's like, let's see how they do it in West Virginia. He's like, well, I'd have made them tighter. They were the worst stitches. My leg, even now, 30 years later, has these big divots missing out the side of it.

Yeah. It's like you told them, like, well, not too tight. I want to look tough. I want people to know I fucked my leg up. Oh, and then the painkiller wore off during the stitches. Like the last five or so were just Rambo style. You know, where you grit your teeth. We're not paying it up for this

with our health insurance. I'm sorry I'm taking the topic off of Josh, but all the nurses in the room and shit were like, this guy's awful. It was taking so long, they were so loose and I'm like, and all the nurses are like, are you seeing this?

Are you seeing this? This isn't even Western medicine anymore. I always give the nurses and like, are you seeing this? Like, are you seeing this? Like, this isn't even Western medicine anymore. I always give the nurses and doctors like a pep talk. Like, I want them to feel like, I imagine that if I was doing something that I'm pretty good at, that if the people I was working with were like pumping me up, I'd try to excel and meet their expectations. So I'm just like, oh, you're a professional, huh? Damn, you're doing a good job. Woo, you've done this before, haven't you? The whole time, it's just compliments. And because

I want them to be like, man, he thinks a lot of me. I better really do my best work here. Like, if I was doing a little carpentry, if I was like nailing somebody's deck down or something like that, they're like, Kyle, how many years did you study? I'd be like, he thinks a lot of me. I better get these edges just right with a skill saw. Like, does this have the laser setting? Yeah, it does. Hey, we're going to do a good job here. Pre-surgery, I set them up for success.

I tell them all the things. I write them a letter. I write them a letter. And I'm like, hey, to the anesthesiologist. I'm one of those guys that comes out of general anesthesia super nauseous. And, like, a lot of people do. But I'm, like, a top one percenter. It's a guarantee. that comes out of general anesthesia super nauseous and like a lot of people do but i'm like a top one percenter it's a guarantee so hey you know what before i even get up give me some of

that good shit right whatever it is and uh the anesthesiologist is never like oh he's just trying to get extra nausea that's not what happened they're just like oh good to know yeah that way now we won't have a diving save in the recovery room from a guy who's you know vomiting all over the place and uh if it's like i one last surgery i was having my leg operated on i think and i marked it this is the leg this is the one you know like it x and yes or so like there was no chance that they go into the wrong knee. I set them up. My knee surgery doctor marked, actually came in and like verified and marked and then signed the knee. Yeah.

They did that for me. It turns out that maybe that was unnecessary, but it was already, I was pre-marked from home. They're like, Oh, I see. If I could,

if I could get one prescription drug and just have it on hand, it would be that anti-nausea medication. Because it's so incredibly – because every now and then, you know, you'll just like – you'll get sick whether it's food poisoning or whatever. And I realize maybe it wouldn't be good for food poisoning because I think you do need to like vomit all that out to like be safe. But like sometimes you're just sick. You know, you just got – you're just sick and like the vomiting isn't helping you. It's just a symptom. And I would love to have a little vial of that fucking anti-nausea stuff.

I guess it's not intermuscular. It'd be intravenous. But fuck, I'll stick it in my vein. Like there's some times where I'm so sick and I've been so sick that I'm just like, fucking, let's go. I understand. It can be intravenous, like you said. But ever have a Listerine strip, you know, where you put it on your tongue and it dissolves into good breath?

Sublingual. They have that in anti-nausea. Give me the bottle! They give it to kids a lot. Yeah, like with kids that won't take medicine, that won't take a pill, that maybe you don't want to stick. You know, they can just ninja that shit on their tongue. And then, like, against their will, they've taken this drug and now they feel better and it's amazing. Ha! Fooled you, moron taken this drug and now they feel better. And it's amazing. Yeah.

Fooled you, moron. Now you're not going to vomit. Yeah. Yeah. The kid's so sick. Now you feel better. They can barely swallow. I wouldn't care if it was suppositories.

Just give me that anti-nausea shit. Honestly, like it's easy to talk about because like you usually go a long time between vomits unless you just have like a huge problem with the stomach flu, which poor you if you do. But you always forget about how bad the stomach flu is. And then you'll get one of those gut flus once in a blue moon, many, many years in between. You're like, oh, what does being healthy feel like?

You're like trying to be healthy and like, all right, I just need to drink a ton of Gatorade. And then you get a bunch down and it's like, oh, got to go buy more Gatorade because this is coming up right now Beads of sweat on your forehead kind of have to throw up But you're not throwing up as you hold the toilet and you're like I forgot how horrible this is You try and go to bed, and it's like I'm so cold, but I'm so hot I will say this. I'm one of those people that like, if I feel like I might need to throw

up, I'm like, no, we are going to throw up. Like, like I just, I go do it because there's a chance that immediately we're going to feel a hundred percent better and like, like be on the other side of this thing. If we just vomit right now. Yeah. Some people are like so anti-vomiting that it's like, Oh, I think I ate something rough. feel terrible it's like that's that might be your body telling you to get it out before anyone listen like no i don't want to i'm gonna i'm gonna defy my body it's like okay well then enjoy the next seven hours increasingly worse and worse you could have had half the total diarrhea you're now gonna have right yeah they're like no i'm just gonna have the bottle of tums and fucking fight through it i wanted to bounce back to something with josh so like like the hallucinations with

alcohol that's not something you hear about a lot like that's only when you were getting off of it in rehab that wouldn't happen when you were actively drinking right or would it like would you wake up at three in the morning like before you took your shots and you would be hallucinating yeah so like that's that's a part of withdrawals it was nowhere near like it was like shadow people like i'd see like a shadow that wouldn't be there um whereas like nightmarish yeah in in the hospital it was like it was like hallucinogenics, but like the worst trip possible. Yeah. What were some of the scariest things you've seen, whether at the hospital or at home? Um, I mean, one of the ones that I always go back to, it was not even scary.

It was just weird. It's like the one you said, the hanging dude in the corner. That was pretty scary. Um, I saw a girl running from her boyfriend who was like trying to fucking like hold her back and she jumped through a panel in the ceiling and like crawled in because it was like a like paneled like stucco ceiling. So like she crawled through and I was like screaming at nurses and nurses come running in like nothing's happening. Probably give me some more fucking benzos but there was this pillow so they have anti-seizure pillow

like things that line the entire side of your hospital bed and I was laying there looking at the pillow and every time I would blink something else would be in the pillow so like I'd blink and it would be like an aquarium and then I'd blink and it'd be like snakes i'd blink it'd be a dead body i'd blink it'd be butterflies so like it'd literally go from like great to awful yeah a hundred percent i'm staying

on butterflies to a point i was like i was like aquarium aquarium stop but then i blink and i'm like oh fuck okay now i'm onto the worst thing so like it was just my mind playing crazy tricks and like anti-seizure pillow like i'm picturing like a i don't know like you're in a tub almost a pillow that it's not it so think of like a body pillow but made of like plastic that people could probably vomit on and you could easily clean so like medical plastic seizure seizure keeps so yeah i was gonna say if i was having a seizure and thrashing i wouldn't be hitting my head or my arms or anything on the bars or rolling out of bed so it's so it keeps you in the bed you're in like a cradle almost yeah yeah do you know what a baby changing table is like it's kind of a little u-shaped thing very very similar when you're in like a cradle almost yeah yeah do you know what a baby changing table is like

it's kind of a little u-shaped thing very very similar when you're when you're seizing are you fully aware of what's going on in common no so well minor seizures yes like so the ones i had in rehab uh 100 like the last couple i was like aware, but grand malls entire blackout. So I've only had one seizure. I fell off of a, uh, an ATV onto asphalt and hit my head really hard. And, uh, there's no way to know if I was laying there for one second or 10 minutes before I came to, um, but when I did come to, I was in a full seizure, like all four limbs, like going, my head go like, and I knew what was happening because I was in a full seizure, like all four limbs going, my head going. And I knew what was happening because I'd seen a seizure before.

And I just remember thinking, hope this ends soon. I'm rubbing my face on asphalt. Hope this ends soon. I'm rubbing my face on asphalt. My face was already fucked up from the accident. It took all the skin off here and all the skin off. The way your ocular bone makes that curve here yeah it's more bony like it took all that skin off and like a c and then all the skin on part of like where my

mustache should grow you have a full face helmet i was in my underwear i was wearing a pair of boxers and nothing else how old were you all right. 13? 14? Checks out. I didn't know I was all the time on ATVs. Interestingly enough, I had a teeth whitening strip in, which is probably all but saved my teeth. There's time to remove this after 10 minutes! I was literally whitening

my teeth before I was going to go out on this little kid date. And I was like, I'll go for a little ride on the four-wheeler while this does its thing for 15 minutes. And because I'm in my underwear, like a pair of boxers, a wasp landed on my inner thigh and in my head, I'm like, he's going to get my dick. And I like swerved and just came completely off the thing, like onto asphalt going 25, 35, somewhere in the middle of that, I would say.

Like not wide open or anything, but fast. That's quick. That's very quick. Yeah, quad. And when I woke up, they are on asphalt especially. On dirt, it would have slid, but on asphalt, it just bit down and tipped. And I hit one elbow and one knee I don't remember which but both of them had so much nerve impact that they were paralyzed for

a short period of time so when I when the seizure did stop let's just say it was the opposite so like right arm doesn't work left leg doesn't work it could have been the inverse but in any case I've got one leg and one arm and I've got to like crawl to the ATV and tip it back over to get home because I need to go to the ER. I'm fucked up. So that was a fun day. Now it doesn't matter how white your teeth are, you're missing an eyebrow and you're not going to get any middle school pussy. I was so gross for like two weeks. You said kid date. Was the other person a girl or was it like a play date with a guy friend? It was like, i was going over to

a guy's house and there were going to be two girls coming over to hang out with us got it yeah they were all gonna master that situation i did i probably would have gotten to like grab some boobies or something very nice sounds yeah the one thing about seizures, like, so the one I had in rehab, I was in the bathroom, and I was trying to turn the light on, and I, like, super fucked up on benzos, so, like, I'm just crawling along a wall. I find the light switch, turn it on, seize. I wake up on the ground in some random dude's arm who apparently heard me smack my head against the door and then fall like onto the concrete my lips are blue so like he thinks i'm fucking dying

they immediately call the er the ambulance is there in like two minutes or so um and because they were there so quick like they were able to quickly kind of like resuscitate me But like it's it's a straight blackout You just you wake up and you're like, oh fuck like I'm on the ground and I can't really feel most of my limbs I used to walk her for like I want to say seven days After that Wow, cuz like your legs your, everything is just so weakened. And they even had to cut, because I had to have a CT head scan after that. They cut the nose ring out of my nose using like metal clippers in the hospital.

I don't think I missed something. A seizure weakens your arms and legs? A grand mal. So because I had seizure after seizure after seizure after seizure, I was just like, my body was completely weakened. I couldn't walk, like, even a step. Hey, Woody, could seizures be like those electro things that people put on their abs to, like, fake exercise? I had a similar thought. I was like, does this count as cardio?

Yes, it does. Right? That might be what it is. Two seizures a day and you're ripped, buddy. Dude. Because your muscles are flexing. I know a guy. All right, hold on, hold on.

So my brother-in-law has a nephew. This guy, he has Tourette's syndrome and it makes him go go he makes like a sound and a contraction right and he's like seven years old but he like all day long is kind of this like he picks up his shirt fucking jacked just like 8 pack at 7 years old all day long he's just like ab exercising because of his Tourette's syndrome dude

how do you induce seizures you know what the best way to do it Kyle is I'm going to put you on a strict half gallon of vodka a day diet you're going to maintain that how long does it take would you recommend Josh at least six months. Six months, half gallon of vodka a day, and you're going to be right.

Missed medication, lack of sleep, stress, alcohol, and menstruation are some of the most common triggers. Menstruation, easily done. You're going to have to start with menstruation, and we'll work backwards from there. I don't see a flaw in this plan. Intentionally becoming an alcoholic. For the abs. Look at all the weight the weight i'm gonna be so jacked only and then you find out that your seizures are like you like stumbling uncontrollably to the fridge and eating instead of the ab guys i would suck yeah that would be awful but uh man i'm glad you're doing much better now josh that is a harrowing and scary

tale like you never hear about the hallucination aspect of it and that how long have you been sober now uh 319 days when do you get to be the coach like when do you get a student of some kind? It was probably about day 100 for me. So you have someone under your tutelage. Yeah, I worked through pretty quickly. I'm starting to see the flaw in this program. How good was your coach, the first one? The first one was terrible. Biggie Bob?

Oh, he's great. My first one actually relapsed beef on me. He relapsed, and that's one of the reasons that i kind of like fell off so your coach relapsed and then you relapsed yeah i think they should have more stringent requirements for coaching yeah so by the substance or do they do it just by so like could your mentor have been like a crack or a heroin guy because it's all i guess choose so like there's different programs for everything like you can go to like marijuana anonymous or you know like whatever like every substance has a program but i want to go to marijuana anonymous i think it'll be kind of fun

like it's just a place to meet drug dealers a great place to meet drug dealers a bunch of snacks everyone's super chill everybody's like having a good time being like you know what it really doesn't impact my life at all i know right yeah i kind of do it at night and i feel good and i'm having fun i'm getting helps me sleep get a good night's rest helps me sleep i'm able to work i'm i'm excelling so much at work now that i get these full nine hour uh rests at night my real problem is that because of the weed i'm excelling so much i've developed a gambling problem with my spirit. With all the extra income that I'm,

that I'm bringing in now that I can rest more and work those full, full days. The gambling has really ruined my life. Just micro dosing weed all day. Micro dosing vodka. No. Did you ever try, is it called boofing when you put the alcohol up your butt

you didn't get to that point so no we didn't get the answers though your sponsor did he do alcohol also yes so you choose but like i have like a tree now so it's like like five people go up above my current sponsor so like i can't wait one falls off yeah one falls off i just go up the tree one falls off i go up the tree oh you get a little bit more you get to drive a jack daniels mobile you're gonna get a pink you're gonna get pink cadillac once you get a few more under you it's exactly i feel like if you could get your sponsor to start drinking again then go to the next one the next one and then you'd beat the boss sponsor. You win. That's how it should be.

AA needs to be like Highlander. There can only be one. There can only be one who is the best alcoholic. I've sabotaged all of you. There's at least a cup of coffee. I always thought the Highlander premise is great, but the movie sucks so bad like i wish they would remake that i like the highlander premise i've seen it once i have seen it once yeah yeah from

connor in a while for some reason they have um the main guy i think he's from like belgium or somewhere and they have him pretend like he's scottish and then they have fucking sean connery a true scotsman come in and play a spaniard it makes the casting is absolutely absurd and the entire time he's playing the spaniard he's talking like this that's exactly how he sounds right and he's talking to someone who's supposed to be scottish and he's got it in the scottish guy's not even close to it he's got one of those ponytails you would expect a conquistador to wear. He's got like the earring. He's like, I think his name is Ramirez or something.

He's acting on the level of like, look at me, I'm Spanish. That's it. This is my Spanish accent. This is my Spanish accent. This is my Woody doing Indiana accent accent. It becomes Indiana. Josh, are you anyone's second level sponsor or are you all junior sponsors i love how into are you a grand sponsor yeah i am i am not a grand i i only have you're not actually had this dad sponsor just no so like i i worked my program about guest booking i want a grand sponsor who is the

grand cyclops of alcohol well i'm a grand cyclops and i do enjoy my whiskey how many people we know we're against drinking and we're incredibly racist how many people do you have under you now just one two actually two um but the first thing my sponsor told me is this is not a cult. I was like, I think that's something a cult leader would tell me. Yeah. Now is there any circumstance where you could get like some hot underling sponsorettes and maybe manipulate them? So men have like, it's a man-man-woman-woman suggestion. See, I don't like that at all i get most of my knowledge from the sopranos where christopher got that uh that smoking hot uh uh sponsorette you know the

i can't think of the actress's name but she's just man that was unrealistic now that i'm thinking about that yeah what was unrealistic is that she was attracted to Christopher. Yeah, Christopher, ugly as shit. Or Tony. But wait, did she know he was rich? Was Christopher even rich? All right, yeah, he actually is rich. He's making like $700,000 a year or something, at least, at least. How much are we good at walking around cash? How much do you think we're supposed to assume

that Tony Soprano made? Tony Soprano's net worth is between $5 and $8 million, depending on when you're watching the show. See, I don't like that. I feel like I want it to be higher than that. Well, it would be higher than that, but as Tony's Jewish buddy I don't want child actors on the Disney channel out-earning Tony Soprano.

The more comes in, the more he spends, right? He's always buying a new Stugatz. There's Stugatz 1 and Stugatz 2, his boat. Yeah that a boat? Yeah, he's got to get that $3 million boat. And his house is worth, what did he say, $1.2 million? Of course, this is 1999 money, something like that. Fair enough.

He's in the same house the whole time, right? He is, he is. The one thing that would have been okay to dump more money into. Yeah. Maybe not. I mean, you look at his backyard and he's like, he did everything he could to spend money where it's like, you know,

fill the whole thing up with a pool and like a cabana house and in a bar and a grill. Like it is the behavior of some Italian man. Yeah. It's exactly what an Italian criminal with a lot of money would do, which is why that show is so great yes among other reasons among other reasons yeah there's a million i want to re-watch it is it time to shift to one of our funny topics no yeah i i'll say that that's not insulting to

josh i i'm not no because your stuff wasn't funny it It's hilarious as we think your alcoholism may be. See, that's the point. We all just sit in meetings and laugh about ourselves. Yeah, it's kind of dark stuff. It's fun to poke fun at dark stuff because it makes it easier to tolerate when bad things have happened, to go back and laugh at it a little bit. And the more you do that, the easier it is to go back and think about it. It's not that thorn in your mind anymore. But that being said, it still is. That's's a rough time i'm glad you've pulled out of it um i'm glad you've got who's your sponsor now your current sponsor the guy you go to if you're feeling like a bud light seltzer is he a solid guy do you think oh yeah so like the idea is you're

supposed to your sponsor is someone you look up to someone you aspire to be so like if that's characterly or whatever it's like so I aspire to be him so I think he's a solid dude I think I think he'll be my sponsor for like the foreseeable foreseeable future don't seize up

on us that's I do have I have like a slight bit of neurological damage from the amount that i drink do you think that's uh repairable or is that from falling um i i don't know if it's from the amount i was drinking from the seizures or from the fall but yeah well the brain's amazing my tongue gets fat is what i always say yeah i just like stumble over words you've never happened before you're pretty fucking eloquent on the show so far yeah you would have me fooled i didn't notice anything but i appreciate you sharing all that that's that's

like a dark side of it that you you don't see as often as you should and with how just over the top it's promoted normalized remind me again what state are you in washington so ah you got all the shit there too dude get out of washington what are you thinking oh no it's oregon it's oregon you picked up alcohol to take a tolerance break from weed right tell me if i how close i am on this you had a youtube channel where you smoke weed and you did almost like impressive stunts with weed. You know, watch me smoke excessively abused cannabis.

I excessively abused cannabis for many years. So then that wasn't working for you. Maybe depression, I forget. And you came off the weed and got onto alcohol and that turned out to be a bigger problem than the weed we were trying to fix. I have had at the point undiagnosed bipolar um now

medicated and diagnosed and everything um so i was like having manic episodes and depressed episodes and then i lost my youtube channel which just like sent me in a fucking manic spiral and a depressive spiral so it was just like i picked up alcohol at that point and then i was still smoking weed a lot during that um but then i came off everything and now it's just i smoke i smoke when i have to work and i smoke at night so i've been 2018 you lost your channel right end of 2018 i believe it was like yeah end of, I believe it was like mid to end of 2018. Yeah. How quick, just like, you know, I know we can get off of it, but, uh, how quick was

the acceleration from, was like, from like picking up the drinking after your channel went before it was like, oh my goodness, this is like, this is a, this is ruining my life. This is destroying my, I can't get any work done. You know, I have seizures. I'm having to wake up and take shots in the night. So I didn't start drinking until 21 like i had like a drink in high school maybe you know like it wasn't for me um so i started drinking at 21 socially i started uh like probably by 20 i'm 26 now uh so 23 is when I like really started. Um, and about six months in,

I couldn't work anymore. I was just sleeping all day. I was like laying in bed and like, yeah. So it accelerated so quickly and insanely quickly. Like normally this is a 10, 20 year progression. For me,

it happened in a year. I was also on stimulants. Yeah. I was also on stimulants yeah i was also on stimulants so that like accelerated the amount that i could drink adderall was my main now when you took adderall did the bottle say um amphetamine salts or did it say adderall amphetamine salts okay and i was taking about 300 milligrams a day. Is there a difference? Yeah. It's one of those

things that I memorize and then forget a week later. Adderall's better. It feels better. Oh, okay. By the way, your speedrun joke was awesome. It went unappreciated. Something about the dopamine receptor and the way adderall does

like two things at the same time like maybe it triggers the dopamine receptor and stimulates your nervous system at the same time whereas amphetamine salts is more on the stimulation side and less on the pleasurable side but if you have a choice you would prefer to pay like the extra whatever it is. It's not much. Yeah, 20%, 25% more for the Adderall. That's going to be a lot better. But if you're doing it even every day, I wouldn't recommend Adderall every day. I'd recommend – I think it's a good drug. I think that it helps a lot of people do a lot of wonderful things.

But I think it should be taken three to five days a week. I don't think you should be taking Adderall on the weekends when you're relaxing i think you've got adderall is like i and maybe this is confirmation bias but i swear to fucking god like i kind of i grew up in the 30s i grew up in the 90s and like that's when adderall ritalin all of that was getting huge and i swear every single kid that i was friends friends with in elementary school that got put on that when they were like six, seven, eight years old. My mom, thank God, was like, no, no fucking. Of course, he's acting like that. He's six.

Like that's how a six year old boy is supposed to act. So she would never put me on those pills, thankfully. But all those guys are short and undersized. They under eat. One of them I know specifically is an older brother who took it and did not grow that much his younger brother same genetics obviously way taller than he is just because he took it less like and so i was i was six to 155 pounds on fucking adderall like that's disgusting how pretty much the same uh When I was like 16, something like that.

I got down to 6'2". I was down to 180 drinking on Adderall. I got down to 6'2". I shrunk a few inches. Yeah, I got down to 6'2". Nice. Try to get down to 5'8".

I don't know. Taylor, Adderall makes you 6'2". I gonna take some all right so i got two topics here each of them funnier than the last i can't even decide which one is more entertaining than the other there's woody contractor drama jesus and there is boogie drama i'll let you guys decide that was a hard choice let's let's start with boogie drama okay here you go and then we will move into because i kyle laughing before the show at this is the hardest i've heard him laugh at anything in months it was this link right here that made me laugh. Jesus Christ. What the fuck? He's looking pretty good in this picture.

Someone just signed it. Someone just signed. Someone else just signed. Frank Castle signed this petition. Wait, Frank Castle made a petition? I just saw that. Was he the death penalty? Dude, the signatures are rolling in. It's getting like a signature a second.

They're gonna get some 5,000 and they're gonna kill them! It's coincidental. Literally someone is pushing this. We're not doing this live obviously, we're recording this right now, but someone is literally pushing this right now. This just happened that someone is pushing this and it's getting these signatures. It's gone up 10 signatures since you brought it up. More! Yeah. pushing this and it's getting these these signatures it's gone up 10 signatures since you brought it more yeah that's that's there was the incident where uh a gentleman by the name of frank hassell showed up at boogie's house to sissy hypno him um something that we don't condone we just don't like the idea of

forcible sissy hypnosis. It's got to be consensual sissy hypnosis. That's the only kind that I will co-sign. Um, and, uh, so Boogie, long story short, came outside with a handgun, fired a warning shot, and I guess charges have been brought against him by the local authorities. And it would seem like we saw on Pkn that maybe the charge is aggravated assault and we looked into the exact definition of aggravated assault because to me aggravated assault is when you do bodily harm to someone with like grievous intent like like that that's what it sounds like to me or with a deadly weapon you know like when you not only hit somebody but

you you hit to hurt right but apparently like salt too it's a lesser but apparently like because he had a deadly weapon and because like it could cause the fear of uh death that's enough to meet the criteria i don't know if that's going to hold up in a courtroom or whatever or if they're even going to pursue it down pled down i'm not sure but you know yeah yeah it just seems like the sort of thing where like it ends up being simple assault or reckless discharge of a firearm or maybe nothing, you know, who knows. But in any case, uh, bookie turned himself in, I suppose. And I believe this image where he we're seeing here is the mugshot of him, uh, in, uh, in, you know, like that county jail, local police department, whatever it may be. And, uh, and so Frank here, I didn't realize

it was Frank until you pointed it out, has created a petition to give him the death penalty that now has 3,300 signatures. He's not the bad guy in this situation. He's not as of May 13th, 8 0 8 PM. There were 3,300 signatures exactly. So you guys can kind of keep an eye on that. Um, 300 signatures exactly so you guys can kind of keep an eye on that um i i would have at least expected him to smile at his mugshot like show those they don't let you sometimes right oh they'll let you do whatever we want i didn't know that i thought can you wait can you so it's change.org you can just make anything. Does it look like the standards are very high? And you can just, and then I just checked Frank Hassel's Twitter.

Yeah, he tweeted it out. It's got like a thousand retweets and 5,000 people. Like, so clearly it's being driven from there largely. But he's so hated right now. It's it. It seems undeserved. Why is Boogie so hated? What did he do?

I think, I don't even know if this is a hatred thing the vibe is that it's people memeing on it I haven't followed it super close but I'm not seeing many comments like fucking boogie getting what he deserves it's more like this is like long time

the internet turned on boogie like a year or two ago something like that and i think that that's not helping him in this situation no it doesn't matter the courts won't care that the internet's mad at bogey but you know like why this has so many signatures i think that's related to it you know that they felt he was like your honor i would just like to point out this petition. Over 800,000 people have signed it to give this gentleman the death penalty. Well, this is my

last day in office. I've always wanted to set an outrageous precedent today. Hang him high. I'm going to refresh this. Homicide by change.org. It could be coming to a neighborhood near you Kyle refresh refresh the page

mine does it automatically refresh please oh wait mine went down now I don't remember what the old number was it stayed exactly the same for me mine is continuously going I'm seeing the names of the sign of the signatures uh like yeah like scrolling as they sign i refreshed i think it went up by a hundred now i'm like wait what was it before

mine's at 3307 okay what no mine's it yeah okay i see what you're saying the same thing happened with me woody when when I refreshed it. Here's a comment. This is from Chad King, noted legal expert. Probably noted real name, Chad King. Chad King. Boogie purposely

ignored the definition of the Castle Doctrine. Frank Hassel should have been able to go into his house and fuck him. This is undeniable. Boogie should be put to death to remind everyone that the law is the law. Thank you for your service, Frank. 200 people liked that comment.

184 people were like, that's a good ass comment. What Boogie did was awful. It could have been one of my children in that school that was shot up. boogie did was awful it could have been one of my children in that school that he that was shot up twist the narrative i didn't even read this out i just want to read it what boogie did was this is from mike what boogie did was awful it could have been mike hunt it could have been one of my children in that

school that was shot up i don't actually have any children but if i did it could have been one of those kids who died at that school or whatever happened. What did happen exactly? I believe there's a comment in there somewhere from a Nicholas, a Nicholas Gers. If you scroll down a little bit more, Nicholas has something to say about this. Joe Biden chimed in.

When my wife, an educator, heard about this fat man on the internet shooting a gun into the school zone, she was furious. I, Joseph Biden, swear that we're going to do everything within our power to make sure this man is brought to the chair. Also, stimulus checks are going to be delayed another five months so we can focus all our efforts on this pressing matter.

Boogie fired a revolver in a school zone. Thankfully, Sergeant Hassel disarmed via Krav Maga. Boogie then performed lewd acts on said firearm while the neighborhood witnessed. Boogie then performed lewd acts on said firearm while the neighborhood witnessed. Boogie's sex slave roommate made the dog watch too. Clear threat to society and morality.

I mean, they're making good points. Yeah, at this point, I might sign. I mean, I didn't realize all these details. I didn't know about the sex acts, frankly. Or the school that we shot at just making wild accusations sneedham feedham says america will always stay with israel no matter how many synagogues boogie burns down poor fucking bo anti-Semite as well. Who knew? You know, based on this random guy, based on Tom Boy Hater's comment. Actually, I shouldn't even read that. Boogie's not the bad guy.

That's the one you shouldn't read. Frank Hassel is the guy that was the dick in this situation. He went to Boogie's house, hassled him, had a GoPro on his head, like did this whole thing. Boogie didn't handle it right. He fired a warning shot into the situation. He went to Boogie's house, hassled him, had a GoPro on his head, like, did this whole thing. Boogie didn't handle it right. He fired a warning shot into the air. That's bad, and it's more dangerous. Boogie, I think, is not a long-term... He was anti-gun a few years ago. Now he has

a gun, but people like that, and I was in this stage for a long time, maybe they don't know the dangers of the gun. He probably thought a warning shot just like what disappeared burned up on re-entry of atmosphere like who knows what he's thinking but they don't realize that shooting a gun at even just a few degrees off of straight up that bullet comes down hard and artillery works yeah yeah and uh so he didn't didn't realize how

reckless he was being by firing a shot in the air and didn't handle it right. Didn't handle it right. But also, like, I don't know, the Woody morality doctrine sees Frank Hassel as the bigger jerk in the situation. Well, I think we've all come down on the side of like you should not show up to people's houses uninvited. Like, really, it's an invasion. It's not cool. I know there was like I know that they were both on. I that clip of keem stars show where they were both on it this is back when this actually happened where boogie was like if you come to my house i'll kill you

and frank's like i'm gonna come to your house are you ready to kill like like just like bantering and everything but then to like to actually show up very not cool. Clearly now anyone who has someone show up at their house should learn from this. Don't go outside brandishing a firearm and fire it. Stay inside. Don't engage at all. And then call the authorities.

And that's it. Put on your anti-sissy hypno goggles. Put in your anti-rape butt plug and get your firearm ready. These guys are completely right-rape butt plug and brent and get your firearm ready these guys are completely right except for the butt plug this i would out good things could happen i would out sissy hypnotize him he would be my sissy slave by the end of the day i'd have him on a chain wearing a dog mascot costume by the end of the day he'd be i'd be like heel a furry i come out in my ballerina costume you're like too late bitch too late spread spread

open your ass hatch it's like it's like pajamas from like a 1940s cartoon. I open the button to ask. Two buttons. And then I fuck him. I fuck a sweaty man in his ass. But poor Boogie didn't ask for any of this. Did the guy show up at his house? I think he did, actually. Wasn't there a part where he was like, come on, come on? I don't know for sure.

I'm pretty sure he literally said like, come on, do it, do it. He was like, come on, come to my house, see what happens. This ties into my thing. I think people don't realize that having a gun on you can make some people feel like, well, Chuck's now the toughest guy in this room. That's how it makes Woody feel. Like he's ready to take the law into his own hands. It makes him sound like an asshole, i could i'm basically judge dread at this

concealed carry like it it is impossible some people who have concealed carry are going to understand this that there's a bit of a thought where you're like i i i do have a superpower i i have a remote hole poking device i have a remote hole poking device i could poke holes in anything around here, right? Like, you really could. You shouldn't. It's a big problem. You'll regret it.

But you do have a remote hole poking device in your pocket. It's frowned upon. Yeah, it's greatly frowned upon. And I don't know. I think Boogie just wasn't past that phase yet. You know, he's like, like dude i got this remote hole poking device bring it on i wish the motherfucker would and clearly this is what happens those gun things where i don't know if i recall i i feel like we had conversations with boogie before about guns

where he's like i don't know like you should have to learn a lot about maybe i don't want to put any words in his mouth but like you said i know he used to not be fully on board with the gun thing like two ten minutes in any gun class from any half reputable instructor they're gonna tell you like hey what you do if someone comes into your house you don't you're not a sniper don't go for a shot through the eye like you're john wick center mass shoot to kill don't wing him in the forearm and he's gonna go oh this gunslinger he's just oh he's giving me four wounding blows and I'm laying here you don't shoot the gun out of his hand you don't shoot the gun out exactly exactly they often use I'm glad you said that because they use that as an example and at least the one I went to like that CC you

know concealed carry class like five six years ago they're like, you're not going to shoot the gun out of someone's hand. Who do you think you are? And then like they shoot to kill and never, never fire a warning shot. I remember that lesson. And I remember even at the time being like, who the hell needs to be told not to fire warning shots? And it's like, oh, maybe because I live in Missouri and I have rural family, like apparently a lot of people, 100% of their understanding of guns is movies. warning shots and it's like oh maybe because i live in missouri and i have rural family like

you shot a guy apparently a lot of people 100 of their understanding of guns is movies you know what they taught us in in my concealed carry class that they're like if you shoot somebody you have a legal problem they taught like don't tell the police he's i think they gave us they're like uh he was in my house and i feared for my life. That's all you can say. If you're going to say anything, that's it and no more. He's in my house. I feared for my life. I need to talk to my attorney.

And they're like, you're not going to convince the cops that – there's nothing you're going to say that's so clever and good that you don't have a legal problem now. You have a legal problem, period. And it was like ah yeah okay right right so like you're just trading problems and you have to make sure that your new problem is not worse than your old one yep cops are trained to manipulate you with with certain questions like like we watched that video the other day of the guy getting pulled over and he's like i just tell me man have you had anything to drink tonight you can be honest no you can't

man, have you had anything to drink tonight? You can be honest. No, you can't. No, you can't. You're going to jail. When someone asks you that question, when a parent phrases it like that, what they mean is just tell me and there'll be no consequences. When a cop says

it, what they mean is just tell me so we can get to the consequences. So we can fuck you. You'll see even those clips of like there's a bar fight and like a cop comes out to be like oh what's going on here and in like you know normal citizens are like oh he's investigating to discover the culprits like no he's he's trying to find any person that he just saw like do a defensive shove like admit they were a part of it so that he can fuck you up and be like oh well you just assaulted that

yeah they're always trying to trap you they're always trying to trick you don't talk to cops fuck cops don't talk to them i'm even just looking at the picture behind taylor does he have his finger on the trigger yeah that was right before he shot that was when well this was right at well he's firing a shot what was he practicing any gun safety when he came out the door? No, he's doing the classic. He'll go clear over the school, and school will be fine. But no, he did that. But this was right after he's on the inside saying, I'm coming out with a gun, and Frank yells,

come out here and kill me! Yeah, I've seen the video. It is so, so funny To watch the whole thing The fact that they're dressed so much alike And look so much alike Has always been comical to me Didn't one of them call the other fat During this exchange

I think so I think one of them gave the other one a hard time for being fat That is funny Also Along those lines I want to say Boogie looks thinner in his mugshot gave the other one a hard time for being fat. That is funny. Also, along those lines, I want to say Boogie looks thinner in his mugshot. In his mugshot. He does. He had a funny tweet where he

subtweeted a thing where it's like a warrant is out for Boogie's arrest and he's like, why did they use a picture from eight years ago? Because he's horrible in the picture. He's like, come on, I'm under arrest. You can't give me

my first teeth. In his mugshot, he should have shown off his new teeth. That's what I'm saying. How are you not smiling? What did you say? What did I say?

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then counted back to where it was? It's not growing like I thought. They're trying to convince you that this is actively moving. Yes. Ah, 3,300. It's been up eight since I mentioned it earlier. I think I forgot what the number was previously.

Two more. I don't think they're going to buy one more. 33.22 for me. Three more. Is're going to abide by this. 33-22 for me. Three more. You're going to hold. 33-17. Boogie2988 signed it. That is an admission of guilt in the state

of Arkansas. Gandhi and Hitler both signed it. Believe it or not. You rarely get them to agree on anything. This is great. I know. The fact they're both dead, I don't know. I don't know about that.

What is it? A 155-year-old Gandhi signed the petition to him, however old he was. From the afterlife? For some reason, I thought you knew that. I think I voted in the last election. Hook, line, and sinker. 155, huh?

That's impressive, Taylor. No idea. So another little thing happened um moving on um last was it pkn or pka a yeah so last week on the show we discussed woody's terrible contractor and uh and how he like you know faked multiple life-threatening illnesses for himself and his wife. So he just kept delaying all these projects on Woody. And it was a real hassle. And at one point, Woody was like, he even like showed me pictures of his dogs to like get pity. And I was like, no way, let me see the dogs. And I legitimately just wanted to see the dogs.

I thought he'd like text me the dogs or something. And like, Woody was like, yeah, look at the dogs and like showed me like text messages of the dogs. And completely accidentally, he, I guess, flashed the guy's phone number because, you know, it's like top of the thing. And we didn't realize until it was too late. Someone messaged me like days and days and days later, and it was far too late by then. and days and days later, and it was far too late by then.

Well, I guess some people called him and tried to hire his services and have been giving him a hard time. So he's like calling Woody, and he's like, you've sicked these degenerates on me, this bullshit show you do. There's over 180,000 views already on it and these people are calling me and they're doing this and that what are your response like when he said like there's 180 000 views on the youtube i wanted your response to be like well actually that doesn't account for all the other services that it's what a fraction of our audio the audio listeners aren't calling him i I didn't say that. Not yet.

Not yet, they aren't. The things you miss out on when you never watch the video. I didn't mean to leak his number. It sucks. But he did look like it was yet another one of the worst things that ever happened to him. He did look like it was the – I don't know, like yet another one of the worst things that ever happened to him. It's just – so he took about five months to do maybe 10 days worth of work. And when he did work – I swear this guy works from like 10 a.m. to 2 p.m.

I hate this guy so much. This is even worth your commute. But he would routinely work like 10 to 2. And that's part of why it takes so long. He even said – he was like, how would you like it if I started a podcast and I like showed your number on there? And it's like, turns out he's starting a podcast. It was going to start this week, but he has AIDS. So it's been delayed two to three weeks before he begins his podcast. What if he starts a podcast?

TBD. Natural explodes past us. And then we're like, fuck! Fuck! Ah, damn it. We're getting blown out by the Contractor Weekly Talk Hour. Welcome to the Lazy Frank Show. I'm Lazy Frank.

I'm Lazy Frank. Welcome to the One Minute Podcast. Here's my wife, Terri Schiavo. She's on the monitors. We're pretty happy with the One Minute Podcast. Here's my wife, Terry Shivo. She's on the monitors. We're pretty happy with the work he did. Instead of like 10 days, it took five months to do it. So if somebody needs some work done in 2022. Somebody needs some work done.

This will be done by the middle of this decade. I didn't like that he stored his trailer in our driveway for five months. You shouldn't. Just because you have two driveways doesn't mean you don't deserve to use both of them. Do you have a wobbly toilet that you need fixed in three to six months? Do you have a little extra room in your front yard for a large trailer?

Well, there's only one man to call for the job. A lot of people thought that maybe he was working on someone else's project. But I had all his tools in my front yard the whole winter. Like, he wasn't working anywhere else. Those tools are probably... What's he doing?

You think he's laundering money in some other way? You think he's a criminal? This is his moonlighting gig? I don't want to accuse him of any crimes. He kept asking me for more money, so no. I don't think so. He sounds like an alcoholic. I don't think so. He sounds like an alcoholic. I don't think so.

Hey, we got an expert. We do have a subject matter expert here. Not that I know of. He's often late. Often late. He makes promises that he never fulfills. He likes to use his nail guns. He's drunk.

Look how far he could go. I looked in his trailer and it's... I looked at his trailer and it's i looked at his trailer there's nothing in there but three kegs of beer and a and a vomit stinking mattress all his tools were really nice he had everything's matching dewault he's a dewault guy and all of his tools matched it was all like high-end stuff he made an outstanding first impression yeah it wasn't until he missed like at first it'd be like, hey, bro, when should I expect you? That was the phrasing I always used.

When should I expect you? It's a nice way of saying, you coming to work today, dude? There'd be some excuse, some excuse. It got to be I just didn't expect him anymore. Of course he's not coming to work. Why would he? He got demoed on a meeting.

You know what else I hated? Just remembering this. And it made me so mad. He was, we hired him for like a smaller project, right? Like just the toilet and coffee maker or whatever it was. And he's like, actually, I'm a really good carpenter. And like, check out how loose this is. And there's a wobbly hand railing.

It goes like, it's a front porch. It has maybe four steps. And the railing a wobbly hand railing. It goes like it's a front porch. It has maybe four steps. And the railing is wobbly. And he rips it down and says, look how weak that was. And I'm like, well. Look how easy this hammer dents your car. Yeah. You need protection.

You know, I have to fix i have to face like one of those guys that comes in your house to sell you like a steam cleaner and pours like crude oil on your carpets first yeah no he literally did that he ripped down the railing and then there was like a globe picture like a one foot diameter sort of decorative wooden ball at the top of a newel post and uh and he ripped that off too and he's like look this comes right off and it's like you are fucking you're doing demo like pre-estimate i don't have a quote to fix this yet i would literally call the police like it's the shadiest fucking tactic ever and i i got i would literally call the police. You just tell them the truth. I called this man and asked him to fix my toilet and my coffee maker.

He walked outside and started tearing my porch apart and pointed out how weak it was. I want to file charges for destruction of property. And then he'd be like, yeah, that's exactly what happened, but I thought he'd hire me. Ah, fraud as well, it seems, sir. Yes, yes. Let's get that right down what do you need to go to his house and test like how can you hang on his kitchen cabinet so i don't know maybe you need to test it look at this i can just tear your whole kitchen apart this coffee maker goes right into your TV.

Yeah. Wow, everything just lights on fire. Look, just tossing a match. Look at how flammable your throat pills are. We have a big house. I'm showing you all the fucking danger. There's so many things that need to be done. You close the door and you can like see like a little bits of light, you know,

and the other like, Oh, the weather ceiling is not quite right. And then we just got like a zillion of our gutters are like, there's an area in the front where the gutter doesn't point down. So it kind of drips over the side and that causes further. Anyway, it's like,

we got a million little things that that was his audition to be like my, my fucking next dependent. You know? I'm going to have another guy just around here sucking money out of me all the time. I was going to add one to the list. And yeah, he missed his chance. We got to find someone else. Piece of shit, this guy.

Literally. It's like calling the fucking fire department because your house is on fire and they just like show up with a flamethrower and you're like yeah look all this shit catches on fire our fire's even hotter we're gonna intimidate the other fire that is the shadiest i hired a paint well i didn't actually hire him but i i hired a painter to give me a quote i guess i had a painter and uh like um this is the apex house on the siding there was was kind of bubbled under the paint a little bit. Like water got behind it and it bubbled a bit. So he took a screwdriver and pried it off to show me that it was weak.

And it's like, well, fuck. You know, we went from like bubbling under the paint to like exposed raw unpainted siding. Is this part of your sales technique? Where you take my four out of ten problems and make them nine out of ten problems? And now, like, it's an emergency? You call the police. I swear to God, you call the police. I'm remembering.

I would not deal with that. This is so funny. I'm remembering this. But, like, there was this contractor. I think his name was, like, Matt or something. But it was when I was, I was maybe in middle school. I was like 12, 13. And my parents hired this guy to do something in our kitchen. And like all contractors, he took forever to do nothing. And he was an asshole. And he was the

worst kind of asshole. He was like over the top religious, like always inviting us to things, talking about how important it was to go to church. And then it would be like, oh, but I guess keeping your word is like one of the chapters, one of the many, you know how often the Bible, they say like, don't lie. Don't know. Don't, don't cheat people. I guess you, I guess you skipped all those Matt. And there was one time I had a buddy of mine, Sean over and we were hanging out in the basement. And then he's like, let's go outside and play basketball. He was very, very good. This kid was unbelievably good at basketball. And so I'm like, ah, okay, let's go outside and play basketball. He was very, very good. This kid was unbelievably good at basketball. And so I'm like, okay, I'll go shoot hoops with you.

You're just going to humiliate me because I suck. And we went out there and we started playing. And then we come back in, grab some water. And this guy is pretending to work in the kitchen. And he goes, what are you guys doing? We're like, oh, we're just playing basketball. And he's like, I played in high school a little bit. We're not going to ask you a follow-up.

We're 13. We don't give a fuck, you weirdo. I'm going to come out and shoot some hoops with you. Really? If my parents were home, they probably wouldn't like that. But okay, you're an adult and I'm 13, so I can't really stop you. He comes out there and very quickly, the game of horse becomes me totally not involved. And he is hardcore 1v1ing my friend aggressively

like moving picks at one point like my friend was beating him handily and this like 38 year old okay he was he was a big 13 year old and he was genuine he was i can't oversell how good he was like he was playing for teams like that traveled with kids three years older than him, like unbelievably good. And so this asshole comes out there and thinks he's going to impress us. And he's just getting crossed over looking like a fool. And my,

my buddy was like going back to like take a long shot and he gets body checked by this almost 40 year old contractor. And I remember, I can still see it. My buddy's just like, like falling back onto the asphalt and just looking up like well i don't i don't know this is a new scenario i'm in right now an adult i don't know just body checked me in what's supposed to be a friendly game of

basketball and i remember both of us were just like yeah we're we're gonna go play pokemon snap i guess like whatever the hell it was like That guy fucking sucked. I think they ended up firing him because he was so on his hands and knees for God that he couldn't get the countertop. Turns out same contractor as Woody's. Also a time traveler. That's why he's always late. He's a time traveler.

He's trying to beat up. He's off going back to beat up Taylor's friends. Installing that hoop wasn't even part of the quote but there it is you install the hoop at a house in missouri in 2001 i would say to give you one anyway overtop religion is one of my biggest frustrations i feel like it's sometimes used as a shield or a technique to be an asshole. Right. Right. If you tolerate that, if you mentioned like how much you love God and your voicemail message before I

leave mine, if that makes like in your greeting, then like you're just using it as a manipulation tactic. You did. Right. You know, a lot of people do that. I do.

I give people the benefit of the doubt. Some people are, are that religious and they think by putting like in Christ at the end of their email that it's somehow helpful. But yeah, lots of people – I like the way you said when they lead with it, it's absolutely a manipulation. I worked with someone never directly and this was probably six years ago at this point. But he was a guy in advertising that I knew and never directly, but tangentially worked with. And he would lie just the most shameless over the top lies. Like he was working with a client who was super religious. Like they, they were, you know,

they, they own a product, they manufacture it, they sell it in retail and they're over the top religious. And, and this guy doesn't give a fuck about religion. He's like one of those like big brain, Richard Dawkins, atheists. Like, but have you considered it's not real? It's like, shut up, bitch. Like, yeah, we've all considered it. And it's just, it's the fucking worst dealing with people who abuse religion like that.

And I can think of so many teachers because I went to private like religious school where I've said this before, my fucking my study hall instructor, study hall teacher, like you need to be looked over. I remember once I came in late while she was leading like morning prayer. And then like I came in and sat down and she's like eyes closed doing her like and it says that in the Bible, when you pray, do it in private. Don't do it out in public like the Pharisees and Sadducees do. It's supposed to be something between you and God so fuck you miss bitch and then I came in and I sat down and her eyes were closed and she opened them and she's like Taylor the Holy Spirit told me you came in late and it's like are you sure you didn't open

your eyes and see me like are you sure that's not what told you? And I learned how to flip it on her because basically she would take a 50 minute study hall and this was first hour. And so often like as a senior year, I would put it off all my homework until the morning of, and then just sprint through it. And there was one time it was, and she would take 20 minutes of the 50 minute period, just giving out Bible verses. And if you tried to do homework while she was doing it, she would be like, now the Holy Spirit's telling me that you need to be paying attention. And I remember once I got in and I was doing this math assignment that I had blown off and it was taking way longer. And so I'm just nose to the grindstone right away, doing my fucking trig or whatever it was.

And she was like, Taylor, do you think it's, do you think it's appropriate to be doing work while we're discussing the Lord? And I was like, Miss Denon, I know in the Bible how much it says that when you do things, you're supposed to do them to the glory of God, to the best of your ability. And if I don't spend this entire period doing that, then I'm not really glorifying God in my work, am I? And it was like a Magic the Gathering combo where it's like, we're both pretending and I won. Ha ha! She was like, if you think that's what the Lord's telling you to do. And I was like, Ms. Denon, I do. Definitely.

I do. Definitely. I'm feeling it. Yeah. Stupid bitch. You sucked and you were weird. She didn't do anything but waste people's times in study hall. That was her only job.

It wasn't even like the football coach who was bad at math and did math teaching also. She didn't do anything. Just a study hall lady. I don't know what she was there for. No idea. I feel like it's a mix between people being manipulative with religion or just being so brainwashed

that that's the only thing they can hold on to. Morally, they're like like i have to have something because i can't actually make my own choices yeah i don't deal with people with imaginary friends people are religious most people pretend they are most people pretend they are like like um to the extent where it's like i don't know you put your seatbelt on. Do you really believe you're going to get in an accident today? No, no. If I asked you, hey, are you going to get in an accident today?

Do you believe that? Nah. But you're still going to wear a seatbelt, aren't you? Yeah, that's how most people are religious. I think so. That's a really good analogy. Do you believe in God? Nah.

You're still going to pray to him occasionally, though, just in case, though, right? Oh, yeah. When you're dying. Oh to him occasionally though just in case though right oh yeah oh yeah prayer is my seat belt sounds better like i wish that like i woke up every morning and was like i'm when i when this shit show of a life is over i get to go and be in heaven eternally like and that would be a great thing to just wholly believe like you would be so much happier. You have something to look forward to at the end of life. But like belief isn't a choice. So you, you know, you could even say you believe it like Kyle, but like if God's real, he's

going to know he's like, ah, no fucking you were bullshit and you didn't ever really believe it. You were, you were hedging. I also, there's like, there's a recklessness behind religion in my opinion, because like some people are like, fuck it. Like I'm going to go do this, that's dangerous, because if it's my time to go, God's going to take me. It's like, well, yeah, but, or you can prevent that. Don't go do something dumb.

My frustration is the whitewashing they get from it, right? They can be a dick, they can be an unethical businessman but so long as they throw god into all of this stuff yeah either it justifies their actions or they just whitewash their bad actions by talking about god all the time well they're good guys because yeah included that that's for sure that absolutely happens frustrates me people take advantage of it and you know the contractor thing if there is a job where they abuse the religious thing it's got to even more than priests it's got to be contract laying on your most vulnerable moments if a priest tries to manipulate me it's like i'm not coming back to your fucking cult but if a

contractor does it's like but you're the guy but my but my sink doesn't work i need you here to do this to be clear will didn't do that it was just one medical calamity after another and i'm pretty well i'm not pretty sure they were overblown i'm positive positive look a fake coat not a fake uh a negative covid test doesn't cause you to miss three weeks of work what the fuck who the hell misses three weeks for not having covid or indigestion he thought he had a heart attack he didn't three weeks he missed work who even even with covid i would be like i want to get back as quick as possible even with a heart attack you don't miss three weeks i had a heart attack I'll be on Monday.

Take a long weekend and recover and be like, okay. That's absurd. Yeah, and then of course he ran out of money and suddenly it's like, I need an advance, I need an advance and I'm just fucking... Well, maybe the Lord will strike him down. That's why he wasn't a contact in my phone

i had this weird thing in my head where i was like if i decide to rehire this guy i'll enter him in my phone as a contact if i don't he's just going to be like a random number and uh then i don't know that was it it was like you know that the day that he like impresses me enough that i might rehire him i'll put him in my phone. And he just never made it in there. He is now because you have to enter him to block him. Enter him as a contact? Yeah, enter him as a contact so I can block that contact.

Another advantage Android has over those iPhones. You can block numbers that aren't in your contacts? Yeah, it'll even ask, Hey, was this spam? And he'd be like, yeah. You want to report and block? I've been getting an excessive amount of spam phone calls specifically and spam texts so i don't know what the hell i entered my number it to but like i get them twice a day now yeah it's probably for um like your car's extended warranty or uh student loans or life insurance they try to get me to click on things like they often tell me like my netflix accounts needs to be confirmed or something like that right and i'm

i don't know if i've fallen for but i've like almost fallen for it here and there and i'm like you get the amazon box thing too like your amazon box was tried to be delivered on this day yes click on this to redeem it yeah I did order something for us on I had to say like UPS you know or yeah or something yeah cameras are getting tricky I can't get past boogies fucking death penalty thing it's still climbing I laughed so hard when I saw that not Not a bad mugshot. Not a great mugshot. Okay, here's what I'm

thinking. If I'm getting arrested and I'm buggy, I know my mugshot is hitting the internet quickly. So like, I want to make it better than that. Who's the Republican? There was a guy who took a great mugshot. It looked like a campaign photo

I'm gonna try and find it. Oh here it I found Tom delay Tom delay here. I everyone's about to see it This is the mugshot that is literally like a mugshot He looks great. His hair is on point. He's smiling. He looks like he's happy to be there. He's got the suit.

The suit's wrinkle-free. Shirt's wrinkle-free. He's got a nice tie on. That's a man that knows he's about to post-barn. That's what that is. Someone's selling 5x7s on Amazon of that mugshot that's great i would you should get him to sign it he would i bet he'd sign that so boogie did bond out right i'm sure i wonder what it was set at probably 10k 20k is that like like low lowest you can

possibly go mine was 10 okay like you have to you have to do something pretty fucked up to like get a big one right yeah yeah like they're not worried about boogie running obviously you only pay 10 of the bond kyle that went underappreciated but i liked it yeah i know uh it's bad i'm looking it's five thousand five thousand dollar bond according to this yeah um yeah that makes sense no yeah uh i don't remember my dad did it for me i think my dad actually signed like a property bond so like probably didn't have to pay anything so if you it's my understanding you can go to a bail bondsman i think or something like that and pay 10 of it but you don't get it back i believe that is the case or you can pay in his case all five grand but if you show up to court

you get it all back so it's really oh it's almost a poverty taxing kind of a way in that like yeah if you have five grand laying around then it doesn't cost you anything. If you don't, it costs you $500. And if you have property that's more valuable than $5,000, because I can't imagine a piece of property that isn't worth $5,000. Welcome to Detroit. And then if you don't pay the rest of your bond and fucking dog the marion hunter comes up after you that's exactly right because like the bail

bondsman is like that's how he makes his his money like like he's got to get you back now so that he he actually you know gets paid all right are you guys talking about what is likely to happen to boogie we're talking about his bond it's apparently it's been set at 5 000 and i'm sure he bonded out if he hasn't well he tweeted right that's got to be stressful for him who is this a random person you posted oh we were talking about mugshot his name is tom delay shot tom delay he was a republican and i think he got bribed i'm not sure i'll check it out it looks good like that great but that was kind of the point of why we brought him you know what look at his eyes he's got real smile lines he's happy to be it's not like he's happy to be there oh neat you got a little pin on yeah so he was being bribed uh provided with trips, gifts and political donations in exchange for favors for Jack Abramoff's clients.

Thank God we caught the guy doing this. Can you imagine if our entire system was made up of politicians who took bribes and from special interest groups in order to dictate policy? Could you imagine that and what the country would look like? Fuck. It stretches the imagination doesn't it taylor can you imagine just like imagine for me it's like boeing lockheed martin and raytheon all these military industrial contractors imagine if they like dictated our foreign policy that would be a horrifying reality israel there are a few issues in this world where i find it very difficult to come up to speed um my favorite is guns everyone who talks about gun statistics comes at it with an angle right they're either pro-gun or anti-gun and if you want to know the truth it like it's not googleable

like you can't find it everyone who has looked into this is looking into it with an agenda. Yeah. It's like a documentary. Israel, I find to be a similar thing. Like, what is happening over there? What did the Palestinians do that had the Israelis going bonkers, just like bombing the fuck out of them and mowing down the houses? And it always seems like Israel's the bad guys, yet they're America's good guys. Why don't we give them billions in aid all the time? How does that help America? It doesn't help us at all. What the fuck?

It's a world away. What are we doing over there? It's just so far, we have so many problems we need to deal with here in our own country, and it's like we're still fucking around a world away. I saw this video from like the 80s of joe biden talking about this joe biden who had like a fair bit of brown hair covering his head right this is 80s joe biden uh about how great israel was for america and that if there wasn't an israel we would have to create an Israel and it's the best

3.6 billion we spend every year. And what he didn't say was why. So he was probably taking money from the foreign lobby. That sounds reasonable to me. Why is Israel such a... Why are they our allies?

They always seem like the bad guys. And it's like, like oh we need a foothold over in the middle east how come you know we're energy independent now don't we have uh an ally alliance with saudi arabia which is way more significant strategically over there than than israel like like so that never made sense to me i don't get it i don't get it and then they're literally an apartheid state they have different laws based on your race. They, like... You won't find

me saying a bad word about Israel. Stay strong, Israel. That's because Kyle is a secret member of Mossad. Is it the FPS Russia? No, FPS Israel from Mossad.

Yeah, I don't know that's that's a hot potato the problem is i'm not it's like it's what he said uh and if anyone ever asked me my opinion on that one it's like i don't think i'm educated enough to uh give a good uh have a good opinion or make a good statement on it i don't think any of us are but it's like real hot potato the most i feel like i can say like confidently is like what are we doing over there like if it like whatever the reason is that we're there it's clearly not benefiting american people so we ran whatever experiment we're doing in the middle east enough enough like prior to energy independence i might have been able to make a better argument than i can today um now that we're energy independent we've got a global market somebody else what

happens over there does whoever needs that oil can pay for their sense because it's like wait so we spent a thousand times more money to steal the oil than we could have bought it for what he that doesn't make any sense so we spent trillions of dollars over the years to secure oil and we could have just bought it for cheap and like it i don't know the oil thing doesn't make any sense. So we spent trillions of dollars over the years to secure oil, and we could have just bought it for cheap. I don't know. The oil thing doesn't make any sense. Russia has oil.

Canada has oil. We have oil. It's not like it's just a couple countries in the Middle East that have access to this shit. Russia has a fuck ton of oil. Yeah, isn't Russia the biggest? Or natural gas are the biggest? I don't know about oil. I think we might be. Are we? I don't know about oil. I think we might be. Are we?

I don't know. We make a lot of natural gas. We're not a bad guess. It doesn't sound dumb. I just thought I heard something about Russia having ridiculous wells of natural gas. I'm sure they do. There might be a different answer to who has the most and who makes the most.

That is probably very likely. Yeah. I don't care what Israel does to those people over there. They're probably doing the right thing. I want all of our soldiers back. And yet I'm reading all these tweets, and a couple of them are in Arabic,

so I'll skip those. Let's see. Armed settlers gathering in a place I can't pronounce amid fears of attacks on Palestinians. There were multiple calls organizing for it yesterday within Israeli groups on social media. There were some rough ones. Let's see. Israeli occupiers shockingly assault, batter, and lunge at Palestinian Christians to block their access to the Church of the Holy Sepulcher. Yeah.

Israeli police are breaking into homes and assaulting its owners. Hashtag Israeli terrorism. Mob of Israeli terrorists lynch a Palestinian. Hashtag Israeli terrorism. One of the many reasons I love Ireland and its people love it. P.S. I bet the Israeli ambassador's answer was a... I don't know what that's in reference to. Israel is bombing media offices. Israel is bombing media offices.

Israel is bombing media offices in Palestine so the truth can't be seen by the world. Hashtag Gaza under attack. Israel is attacking Palestinians with weapons like tear gas made in the U.S. and purchased from U.S. funding. How non-existent one's heart and moral compass must be to believe that you are the rightful owner of someone else's home. To show up and enter the home, displace them physically. And though they're a lot as though their life in that home is your possession. Just a whole stream of stuff from our boy fish. And like every, every article you click on is like, like what he said, clearly their mind is made up before they even heard the story. and well and what it seems to be is

like the israelis are israel is making settlements which is basically like they're going into to people to palestinians homes and being like oh legally you're you can't live here anymore goodbye and they force them out and then they take that house and then some palestinians are protesting that house and make a new yeah they yeah they, they bulldoze the house. Well, you have to because of the smell. A new one. And then Palestinians started protesting that. And then I think the Palestinians... Why do they have bottles of water by the toilet?

You haven't thought of the smell, you bitch. I can't smell, you bitch. And then I think they were like doing fucked up shit to the protesters, the Palestinian protesters, like macing and rubber bullets and then uh i saw i saw the i saw two clips i saw one of the rockets coming from palestine they look like rockets out of a time machine from so long like it was made out of pipes and bullshit where it's just like like just kind of coming in and then toppling end over end like i throw a football they've got a bowling ball mortar like like like just kind of coming in and then toppling end over end. Like I throw a football, they've got a bowling ball mortar.

Like, like, like I used to use, you see these rockets coming in and then you see Israel's iron dome defense, like just fucking them all up. And then it's like, wow, man,

they didn't really get any of those through other than I guess one, I think one person died in Israel. And then, um, you see the response and it's like scorched earth 2021 level air force attack like firebombing entire areas it's like okay yeah i struggle with that a little bit like like i know i just argued against Israel, but if whoever, right, you know, unspecified a stand, took out 13 people in a mall, and then we came back and downed a city, it might be like, well, you messed with the bull. You know?

This goes back to Wiesel's adage, you're allowed to win. You're allowed to win, right? A lot of people who had nothing to do with the attack. I have seen hockey players where, like, I check Taylor, and then Taylor checks me. I'm splattered against the plexiglass, and it's like, oh, Taylor got a penalty for being bigger and stronger. That's not how hockey works. Well, I mean, to your point, Taylor, you said those people who were being killed had nothing to do with the attack. Yeah, a lot of them. The other day, when that hockey player assaulted the other one, your idea for an

appropriate response was not to go after the offending hockey player, but to go after the star that's on his team. You thought that would be the best way to send a message. Yeah. Yeah. I'm definitely being hypocritical. That shows you, Kyle. I have no problem. Yeah, crisscross. Wow, I can look at different scenarios and have different analyses. It's almost, whoa. No, the hockey rules apply to Palestine.

Okay, then let's take the biggest guy in Palestine who can skate versus the biggest Israeli who can skate. It'll be fair because neither one of them play hockey at all, I guarantee. Neither one of them can skate. There's more skating rinks in Israel than there are in Palestine. Yeah, but how many... Does Israel even have a hockey team? I don't know.

The IDF probably has a pro league or something and then they go against the Spetsnaz or something. They would get butt fucked against Russia. When I was in high school, I used to be like, you know, Ghana doesn't even have an Olympic swimming team. I could make it. It's just you and three real tall skinny guys who are drowning. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. No, it's you versus three tall skinny guys, and they're collecting the pool water to take home.

I have to quick run the race before they finish. No, no, no. It's you against three really tall skinny guys. One of them is drowning. The other is collecting the clean water to take it home. And the other one's just taking the first bath he's had in like a year.

All the water's all soapy. He's ruining it. This is wonderful. What is over there going hard as fuck? He's off the blocks like a fucking lightning bolt. Trying to beat some guy who's got those water wings around his biceps. You're like the reverse of Cool Runnings where you show up in Ghana to join your team. This is Matt Woodward.

He has a pool at his house. He has a pool at his house and he's going to be the best swimmer in all the land. You're just going to be top times in Ghana. And then you're going to go to the Olympics and you're going to see some guy from

Norway. Fuck, that guy knows how to swim. Damn it, he has a pool too. Noted swimmer Bjorn Swimmersen. I come from a long line of swimmers. My father could swim.

My grandfather could swim. My mother could not swim at these days. One week a year when it's not frozen. Dude, so I am not doing well. People probably haven't seen PKN, but what happened was almost a week ago on a Friday, I was taking my motorcycle out in the dirt and I was going zero miles per hour, tipped over toward like down this muddy rocky hill. And when I went to break my fall,

I put my pinky hard on a big rock. All right, so I'm gonna show everyone the picture. Show Josh the picture. That finger is- I wonder what that was. This is my finger, it's my pinky. And if you're watching the video here, this is pretty obvious. Like the big break here is a problem.

But there's some more issues. There's another break like parallel to it. There's almost like an H or possibly even like a capital A going on. This thing's broken in a bunch of ways. So I went to the hand surgeon on Tuesday. And there was like some good news, bad news. The good news is the way that it is right now is considered non-displaced. And if I don't fuck it up, if I don't re-break it and like, you know, basically step on the cookie and turn it into

that, then it should heal pretty well. And I should get to like a hundred percent recovery. Like it should be a hundred percent fine. However, if I do foul this up and this thing comes apart, the repair surgery tends not to be super successful. They'll put, so he was showing me all the pins he'd put in it and all the plate, all the one plate and the pins.

And he's like, yeah, you know, you might have like 80 mobility long term um like you won't get back to 100 so all i need to do is buddy tape it and not break it again for a week or two and uh i am i've stopped exercising i've stopped doing anything fun i go into the guest room with blackout curtains. I call it my depression chamber. And I watch YouTube videos.

And it is the worst. What are you watching videos about? Are you tantalizing yourself with things that you can't do right now? You need to be looking at things that you can do. Because I bet you're in there like, I'm looking at home gym tours. I'm looking at work. I'm looking at motorcycle things motorcycle thing you're just that's exactly what I'm doing all my YouTube suggestions are the things I loved doing a week ago I am just watching learn some history like motorcycle skills that these guys going on these really cool adventures guys who do things with

inappropriate motorcycles is one of my favorite things like they're taking mopeds on mountain trails and shit like that and it's like that looks like a blast um i i just watch all the you know lifting tips you know guy talking about how to get a better shoulder workout and sit and i'm just why why why the curtains that makes it more to prove i'm not a smart man. Are you just sitting in there like actively frowning? I'm so bad. Swaddled in a blanket.

I remember that pull down. I'm like trying to sleep for a week, right? So Christmas is coming up and you're a kid i sleep from like noon to 4 p.m and then i'm up all night long by myself with nobody it's the worst i'm so unhappy right now i have nothing to do what's what's a hobby or an interest you have or maybe you know what what's a hobby you're interested in getting into

that would require some lead time of research before any sort of... I'm being serious. I'm trying to help a friend here. This isn't going to last that long. If you got into wilderness survival, that's something I've been... I've been reading a book on homesteading

and another book on bushcraft. If you held a gun to my head and were like, start a fire, I'm going to kill you and your family. I'd be like, I don't know. I don't know but like i like reading about it and it's like man these are like seven different kinds of knots i'm gonna forget there's one more thing so uh there's a in paramotors they do this thing called a fly-in and no one flies to them but they all drive their paramotors to like usually a big field or an airport or something. And one of my favorite events of the year is this weekend.

And like, dude, I was so looking forward. I'm a better. They canceled it last year because of COVID. So in the last two years, I've become a much better pilot. I do acro stuff that hardly any pilots can do. So I was going to like go up high and just like put on an air show. You were going to flaunt a little bit. There's a little of that planned.

And also like body wise, like I've lost like 30 pounds since these people have seen me. Like there's a whole new me. And I would be in the gym working out. Having this event is part of my motivation to like, you know, I don't know. This is my unveiling to the paramotor world. And I'm not going. I just have to be smart for like 10 days, which is a lot to me. Could you still go and just not participate?

Or would that just be even more torporous? Two things. One, like, I'm not even sure that's a good time to, like, show up and watch everyone else have fun. And two, we are in this, like, gas shortage thing right now. I don't know. I guess I'm being a responsible member of society by not driving, like, a thousand unnecessary miles. Maybe that's stupid. Oh, no, you're fine.

All right. I was reading something. Obviously, it hasn't hit here because I'm in the Midwest, but I saw over 10% of North Carolina gas stations out of gas. 78% in Raleigh. To me, locally, no one has gas around here.

I haven't heard of this. I saw one gas station that had gas and it was on a major road that was three lanes wide each way and the line was like blocking this road like the line goes out of the gas station down the road like I guess the 70s. If you want to stock

up on supplies when there's a gas shortage you don't stock up on gas you stock up on the shit at the shelves at the store that isn't going to get there because semis aren't going to be able to be on the road you know like because I saw some pictures of people being like if there's a severe gas shortage the biggest problem isn't going to be gas it's going to be oh the shelves at walmart are empty the shelves at target are empty the food's like it i it does it takes way less time

than you think uh if semis stop running for everything to deplete just so so quick it's interesting how fast that happens like you don't realize like the constant turn of products and how like i don't know we live in a fragile system and because it works most of the time we're like i can't ever fail all right all right a couple things you got me racing um yeah one they have the pipelines turned back on now i guess it takes a couple days to turn it on and then like a week after that for everything to get restocked. So it's not a forever thing. Here's what I heard.

It's something like if your family goes 24 or 48 hours without food, that's when the violence starts. And I heard that and I'm like, really? 48 hours from violence? And it's like, well, actually like how, how long do people go hungry? It's not very long before you start getting food. You're getting, you're getting primal real quick.

Yeah. Like, like, look, I'm willing to go worse on food for quite some time. We can go from chicken to pasta, to Tostitos, to eating olives out of a jar.

But when you're literally hungry, hungry, like how long does it take before you're like robbing your neighbors? What is it called? The hierarchy of needs, like NASA's hierarchy of needs. We're like we're all up in the top, like self-fulfillment station for the most part, because all of our base needs are met. You know, some people like if they're like lonely or single or something they might they might feel like their emotional requirement isn't but like all the big shit security shelter food all that's there and i it's interesting you brought that up woody because yeah like we're animals we're animals and it's only in like the last hundred years that we stopped being complete and total animals.

Like that's we could go back. We haven't stopped. Come on. Look at the fucking toilet paper at the beginning of COVID. We're well trained animals. Yeah. Like we didn't have fucking toilet paper for a week during COVID. And everyone fucking fought.

So like food, like food food we're killing each other we're a bad week away from being fucking cavemen again we're a bad week away you ever like when Woody and I did that survival trip right or camping trip whatever you want to call it going that long without a

decent bath like does something to you I was a little on edge i was a little grouchy do you feel more aggressive yeah i i did eat those elk steaks the other day did not feel more aggressive but they were fucking delicious they were so goddamn good oh my god the macros any better different it's super crazy lean like lean for crazy lean yeah like like there's like no fat on it at all um i didn't look up the protein content but i would imagine it has to be more dense protein

than beef um like per ounce um i wouldn't be surprised if it was like venison yeah i don't know yeah probably probably very similar to venison it did not have a gamey taste it tasted really good um i forgo i forwent the uh the blueberry balsamic reduction because i was so hungry and in a hurry and i just did like a garlic rosemary type thing like i would a nice filet mignon or a or any nice like steak and it was really fucking good i sous vided them from frozen for two hours at a fairly low temperature and then i seared the fuck out of them um as hot as my stove will make a cast iron pan like i wait like three or four solid minutes until the oil is just smoking and then give them like 50 seconds aside and it was really fucking good i liked it

they were expensive they were too expensive what were we talking about though oh yeah not bathing like like i don't know i felt grouchy i feel like if we'd gone up i did i felt grouchy it's such a funny word to say grouchy i was feeling grouchy you know but but i think it's the perfect word because i think another week and i'd have been full-on like irritated and like a month later You're just saying synonyms. Grouchy and irritated are very different. After that, I would have been full-on displeased. I think the irritated is a higher tier of upset than grouchiness is.

I'm more on edge. I just think the longer I went... I would say you would go from grouchy to irate. Oh, dude. A little more time. Irate comes after a month. Don't think I won't get gr time. I'm on edge. I'm ready to kill after a month. I can get grumpy.

If this keeps up, I'll be crotchety. Crotchety. Yep. I can just see we're living without the things that make us so happy that we forget about. this room right

now the whole trip was a nightmare i was carmudgeonly chis was cantankerous curmudgeonly like we think we forget about these like creature comforts that are in our lives that keep us to a level so that we're not fucking animals that keep us from being curmudgeon's like this this room is 62 degrees right now like this chair is so comfortable i've got my nicotine i've got my caffeine i've got my gatorade over there you got like a bottle of water your your bottle of clean nice safe drinking. The pH has been measured for that water. You know, like that's how like pampered we are in our day to day lives.

Like everything about my current situation as I sit here, it's just wonderful. It doesn't get any better than this. Like unless somebody's under the table sucking my dick right now, this situation can't improve. Maybe another woman feeding me charcuterie. Over the last week, and then I'll do ads after this, just a quick thing. Like, I feel like I'm being sabotaged because my girlfriend or fiancée is now – she's getting into making charcuterie boards. And so she's going to the store, and she's laying out meats and cheeses and crackers.

And Josh doesn't know. That is my kryptonite. That is – if I could overeat on anything, I want Italian meats. meats and cheeses and crackers. And Josh doesn't know. That is my kryptonite. That is if I could overeat on anything, I want Italian meats. I want cheeses. You want exactly that. All of it. And so she'll make a delicious board that looks like we're having company over. And she's like, what do you think?

And I'm like, it's not a flower arrangement. It's 80 grams of fat. Why are you doing this to me? And it's a charcuterie board so I can just walk over and be like oh, I'm just dabbling. And over time it's like where'd all the meat go? And she's like, I don't know. I had like two pieces earlier after I made it.

And it's like, did someone break it? I could have eaten all of it. There's no way. Challenge her to do like a healthy charcuterie board. Maybe some smoked salmon. Maybe some... I don't know. There's no such thing as a healthy charcuterie board.

Well, because if you don't have the capicola, the soppressata, all the Italian meats there, then it doesn't feel real. It doesn't feel like a... She could get into making sushi. Yeah. I do like sushi. And when I get sushi, I get the sashimi yeah i do like sushi and when i get sushi i get the sashimi which is like the no rice it's just like the cuts of meat i like the nijiri you're gonna need those carbs that's gonna power you through your workout yeah oh well i don't just

eat the sashimi i you know uh i'll order a second entree and pretend yeah you know i'll get the teriyaki beef of course what am i what am just going to eat raw fish and go home? Please. Have you ever done that where you go to a fast food place and it's just you ordering but you feel like you need to put on a show that there's more people that are going to be eating this? Like that fucking Key and Pills skit? Is that a skit?

Oh my god, it's so good. It's this enormous obese man calling the pizza place. And he's like, all right, everybody, what do you want? Nobody's there. He's like, oh, yeah, Tina wants extra pepperoni. All right, we'll get her a separate pie. He orders like eight pies.

And the guy on the other end is like, yo, Tina sounds hot. Can I get her number? And he's like, no, no, she, she's a, she's just getting out of a rough relationship. Yeah, me too. I could use someone do a little soul searching with,

and it becomes this whole thing where at the end he has to be like, bang. Oh no, Tina's been shot. She's dead. Like hangs up. I have not seen that, but that sounds like really fucking funny.

But yeah, that's, that's how I'm feeling. Like when they give you a bag from like McDonald's or whatever, seen that but that sounds really fucking funny but yeah that's that's how i'm feeling like when they give you a bag from like mcdonald's or whatever that's one of like the plastic this is for a group of people bag not the it's got the heavy handles that are reinforced with cardboard and you're like man someone's having a party it's like yeah in a way in a way in a way very depressing party well it's a way. In a way. Very depressing party.

Very depressing. Well, it's only depressing afterward. That's true. When you're in the middle of a late night binge eating frenzy, the whole time you're doing it, it's like, man, life is great. And then afterward, it's like you're so full of shame and regret. But you just want to keep eating in the moment, especially with these fucking charerie boards she keeps bringing back like deli high quality italian meat it's not that bullshit you buy at the store she's like going to the butcher to get like the highest quality capicola and soppressata and all the rest and i love soppressata might be my favorite italian meat well i don't know there's a point she got, you know those shavings of the, what are those pigs from Spain called?

The really, really. I don't know any of these things. The acorn. I don't know what a charcuterie board is. I'm picturing it as a cutting board with meat laying around on it. Sharpichetta? I have no idea what sharpichetta is. It's a meat?

It sounds like a cheese, really. Is it a language? It's a spicy Italian deli meat. That's what all of these things are, right? Well, the capicola is a little more fatty. It's not spicy. So what you want to do is eat all of it.

And that way you get the flavor. What are the other things? Capricola, sharpichetta, and... Capricola. It's capicola, there's Sharpa Shedda, or Capricola is what they call it. I don't hear the difference between what he said and what I said yet. And then, what else? I'm drawing

a blank on what it's called, that ham slice from those Spanish pigs. The Iberico. Iberico ham. She got some of that, which I can't... That was probably pricey as hell. That's a brand new word to me. Are there pickles on this at all? No, there were no pickles on the charcuterie board. It's mostly cheese, meat, bread.

Not bread. I'm sorry, crackers. What's the first letter of charcuterie board? C. C. I mean, they come with like grapes and stuff sometimes, right? Most people think of charcuterie boards and all the meats, cheeses, and like spreads. But I believe the direct definition is only meat.

Oh, well, I want cheese in there also because I like mixing. You want a part. You want a deli tray? Yeah. OK, well, then the deli trays with them because there's also like I got Gouda on there. I got other kinds of cheeses. Have you tried? Have you tried?

You don't like blue cheese, right? All it's not my go to cheese. Yeah, it's my go-to cheese 100%. I haven't had it in a long, long time, like maybe three years. But that Glacier Wildfire blue cheese that I had Chocolate Thunder order up, he took it and he made like these black and blue cheeseburgers. And he took like a slice of it, the size of the meat patty, and melted it on there. He said it was just crazy good it had to be so rich are there crackers on your charcuterie board oh yeah yes yeah you put

crackers on there and you get like multiple kinds of crackers you get some with like rosemary on there you get some with uh like cracked black pepper on there you get you get all sorts of she did it up right this looks like it's as good at turning a person into a fat person as trail mix. It is infinitely better. Way more sodium in this, Woody. Way more sodium. I get it.

Why is my cholesterol high? Because I'm eating charcuterie. I have to have a real talk with her. You can't be assembling these charcuterie board meats. Imagine if Josh's ex-girlfriend just bought beer all the time. I thought you'd like Bud Light seltzers. I don't know.

I just keep it stocked in the house. I'm going to have to go to rehab for my charcuterie fiction. Be like, he's shaking. It's like, all right, give him 10 cc's of soproseta. Oh, Taylor, if you want want to when we go to colorado we might be able to go like seven eight ways on one of these bad boys i'm down i'm a hundred percent down to get a whole 14 to 18 first of all i want to know the poundage i don't want to guess

14 to 18 right right? Yeah. Oh, yeah. Look at that bullshit. Size, 14 pounds. So it's not going to be 18. I need those extra four pounds of meat. I'm down. I'm totally down to get this Jamon Iberico de Belota whole bone and ham for $1,079.

Acorn fed. What? Acorns down pigs i'm looking at eleven dollars a pound or nine dollars a pound of choppa pork what are you looking at no no this is a hundred dollars a pound i was gonna say this is like a hundred nine dollars a pound the abarico ham. Good God. This is a turkey leg for $1,000? It is a ham leg. I thought it looked like turkey. Don't insult the process. So these pigs are free range, and they eat nothing but acorns until they are the perfect size and fatness.

And then they're slaughtered in a very special way. And then the meat is like dry-aged in these salt houses or some shit. And then the only people who are allowed to slice it, although we would get it whole, I think. And so I'd have to take some sort of masterclass. But the only people who are allowed to slice it are like these like generational artisans of slicery who use these incredibly razor sharp, fancy knives to shave off these translucently thin pieces of ham.

It melts in your mouth. I've bought like an ounce or two of it at a time. I am not in. If I go to Colorado, I am absolutely having George Foreman chicken for $6 while you guys eat your $1,100 ham. I'm so in on the ham more for me oh yeah yeah no no no I guess I was about to say I'm not judging you that would be a lie

this is great like I'll buy a free range I'll buy like free range chicken no I am you guys have given me the freedom to make my bad decisions I'm healing bones right now this is the freedom for you to make yours. And I will.

This is financial masochism. It's not like you, okay, you'll have to throw a couple bucks in for us to give you a slice, but you're going to eat it and you're going to be like, I get it. I get why this is so much better. It's so good. He's eating out of your portion you sound like a heroin dealer so i can expose you to what how the to what good is what are the first slices free i am happy in my world of inexpensive food.

I eat cottage cheese and tropical fruit as a snack, right? If you ruin me, if you raise my standards, this would just be bad for me ongoing. He's wearing a Michael Kors shirt over there. Somebody's been shopping for me. Literally the three-year-old that we watch picked this off the rack for me. You let a three-year-old pick your clothes? Yes, I did. That's why I have this.

Michael Kors. I didn't know they made men's clothes. I thought it was a purse brand. And shoes. They do shoes and clothes. They do shoes. I'm not a fashionista. I didn't even know what brand this was. I wasn't sure you were talking about me

until I spotted it on my shoulder. It's a really nice polo. I think that's probably like an $80 to $120 polo. I guarantee it's not. That's the most expensive thing I've ever seen you wear. It can't be. That wasn't like a flight suit or something. I'm going to check my Amazon order history and see if it's in here.

Is it Coors with a K? Yeah, K-O-R-S. I'm also thinking back to fancy foods so i went to portland once and i had like a like a four four hundred dollar like chef 10 cores fucking meal and out of the 10 things i liked one and it was the salmon everything else was awful and me and my girlfriend at the time went across the street afterwards and bought burritos from a food truck because we were still hungry. Like, and it was like that they gave you 10 courses and nine were shit. It was, I don't know.

It was like some, it was in Portland. Some little, like the chef picked all the things on the menu. Yeah, I think it was. It was like tapas and all of them were like portionally like it was like one bite of food yeah yeah and yeah i've done that before my taste is not it's not that high i think it was like 200 a person so it was like 400 total yeah yeah that's that's pretty expensive i used to go to a tapas place that was much more reasonably priced and it would be like 10 14 course like you could decide how many courses you wanted right like it'd be lots

of cool little things like um fried goat cheese was really good it came with it was like these little fried goat cheese nuggets that you dip in this like sort of sweet and sour sauce they have right little mini tacos and also expensive chicken nuggets and sweet and sour sauce no goat cheese it's high quality i will say the flavors were very new to me all of them like i think that's why i didn't like them is because like i have super poor taste so like i'm eating these things and i'm like what the i love it yeah i mean no i eat a lot of cheap stuff too like like you know ground beef and rice is fucking tasty you know bell peppers and spinach are tasty but uh but like if i'm gonna

go on a date or like yeah if i'm gonna like have like a fancy meal or something like that then like we're gonna get something baked potatoes i have i have a bit one about one baked potato every day and nothing like combats hunger for me anyway as well as a baked potato that's true it's like eating a brick you ever do sweet potato? Yeah. Yeah. Sometimes I have that instead. Yeah.

They say sweet potatoes are like super, like super foods. But I mean, I think they say those things about a lot of things. Like it's, yeah. Avocados. They're,

they're almost identical in, in calories, the sweet potato and the, uh, the, the white potato. You've got more vitamin A. I think there's more vitamin in,

uh, in the sweet potato. And, uh, but like I I've made sweet potato fries in the air fryer before and put garam masala and cinnamon and a little salt on there and those are fucking tasty. They're almost like they're on the borderline of not being savory

anymore and almost being a dessert. But, you know, you'd have to put cinnamon sugar on them for it to be an actual dessert usually when I have a sweet potato this is Jackie cooks most of my meals she's obviously worked way harder at it like it's sliced into either fries or like chips or something like that and it's seasoned and it's all the thing if I have a baked potato which I actually like it's literally just a plain baked potato with no butter no nothing you. You don't put salt on it?

I put salt on it. I was going to say you need salt. You got to have some salt. That's just – yeah, that's like poverty food. As white trash as it sounds, I think if I weren't going to put anything on it, like no butter, no sour cream, then I would put ketchup on it. I would get that like super low-calorie ketchup, and I would put ketchup on it. I would get that like super low calorie ketchup and I would put ketchup on it. I had a girlfriend that's the only, like I would make like filet mignon,

creamed spinach, my mouth's watering, and like baked potatoes. It would be like this really fancy meal that I had worked on for like two and a half hours. And she'd grab a bottle of Heinz ketchup and fucking dump it on the potato. And I'm just looking at her, judging her so hard. I'm just like, I have the English butter. It's from England. These are the special caps. They're grass-fed.

Where's ketchup on the calorie spectrum? Is it like mayonnaise where it's evil? Oh, God, no. It's not mayonnaise, it's sugary. It's GH. Here, I'll link you to the exact bottle isn't there a fuck ton of sugar and ketchup nope not a bit also taylor the definition of a super food it says it's a marketing term for food claimed to be nutrient dense that's all it is so you want just ketchup just marketing bullshit so that is the ketchup you want um

oh okay well if you get hughes sugar-free it tastes the same kyle links some 25 ketchup it's three bottles how big are these bottles 13 ounces you know i like how they have it at the grocery store as well the guy's face on the g G. Hughes sugar-free ketchup, he doesn't look that excited about the product, but he's like, hey, it's not as bad as you think. It's better than you're guessing. I'll tell you what you don't want. Don't ever trust Walden Farms with your ketchup because what they make is red water.

They've got some red water that they sell as ketchup. I did that thing. I cracked it open, stuck my finger in, went – and then threw the whole bottle in the trash. It literally went like that. A tablespoon is five calories. If something is five or ten calories, I don't even log it. Just let it go. Yeah.

It's just like that sugar-free syrup. Five calories. That's why I'm like this is the ketchup. Forget all that other stuff. You know what? It tastes... You know, we talk about that whole ratio, right? Like, oh, it's 80% as good, but 10% the calories.

This is 95% as good. This is so close, you'll barely be able to tell the difference. They sell a 10-pack for $1,000? I just saw that. I was like, am I just losing it, right? That's that Greg Doucette purchase. I get it at the grocery store. I don't even order it on there.

Not every grocery store probably carries it. But G.H. Hughes sauces and marinades are almost all like 5 to 10 calories for a tablespoon or two tablespoons. And they are all excellent. Their barbecue sauce is my favorite barbecue sauce. I like it better than that Sweet Baby's Ray shit. You called it a Greg Doucette purchase. I don't understand. Yeah, he bought so much of that Mrs. Butterworth's,

he bought cases of it. The sugar-free Mrs. Butterworth syrup. He went out to his garage, and it's like a thousand bottles, literally. As far as I can tell, a three-pack is $24, and a 10-pack is $992. I think it's as a.10 pack.

Yeah, that's confusing, too. Yeah, that must be a hundred bottles or something Why does he attend ten pallet Greg? Well, it's gonna be part of his diet forever, and he wants as much of it as he can get I'm sure but it's not Even the best sugar-free syrup Does it last forever? I? Mean, I don't fucking know. It's virtually a lifetime supply. It's probably only going to last a year for him.

A thousand bottles. Did they cancel it? Is it no longer being made? No, no. It's Mrs. Butterworth's. They canceled the name and the bottle shape, but I'm sure it's the same shape. Is it a bottle shape? Why?

Well, yeah, you can't have it shaped like an old mammy black woman who's like serving you pancakes. Oh, no. It was literally like a mermaid almost. Is it just called Butterworths now? What do they call it? Or maybe it was Aunt Jemima. Oh, they're coming for Mrs. Butterworths next though.

Uncle Ben already bit the bullet. And Uncle Ben, his 92nd rice is tremendous. And now I can't even look into his loving tender eyes as I'm microwaving it nope, now it's going to be some soulless corporate logo so Aunt Jemima is now called the

Pearl Milling Company oh yeah, who doesn't want some of that but I are they literally losing that whole like, they've had brand awareness for a hundred years or so. I was going to say... You don't make a brand after someone that you loathe and hate.

It's not like they're like, we fucking hate Mrs. Butterworth and Jemima. Jemima, right? The bitch is going to be on our syrup forever. Fuck you. I'm open to the idea that there's something about this I don't understand, but I never thought that it was racist or that it was it was a way to put someone down nobody actually i can help i remember on twitter seeing like black twitter being like

they're getting rid of it you might what why like it's just a black person on a syrup bottle oh thank god we solved all the problems down to that and that we're down to syrup bottles now man i must have missed the news so the issue is that um during slave times uh you referred to a black house slave um if it was a woman she was an aunt and if it was a man he was an uncle um so the reason that you have these products named after aunts and uncles and then marketed as a black man or woman as their logo is because that would be the servant in your house uncle ben would go fix you up some rice massa and and like if you watch that my one he apparently made the best rice give him some he made the best there ever was god damn it he was the best in the business rebrand

jemima then like jemima well jemima is something that I'm sure they've renamed some poor black woman whose real African name was Jumama or some shit that a southerner could pronounce. Probably. But in any case, if you watch my favorite mockumentary of all time, CSA, Confederate States of America, it's basically the alternate reality where the south wins the civil war um and so intercut into it i can't really explain how it's presented too well because it's so complex it's like you're watching a video you're watching this movie but it's being presented like you just turn the channel on to a tv show and so the commercials good the commercial breaks of this TV Show you're watching are part of the movie if that makes sense, so the commercials are for like

What was it one of them was called like? The collar or something like that and it was a slave collar that would like GPS your slaves if they ran away because it's modern times now right still slaves and Hey is your aunt or uncle getting a little uppity a little bit of and they've got some like pharmaceutical that you can like give them that'll like tone them down and make them happy with their slave life and you see like like their black house slave like she's been taken and she's like i love cooking for massa and it's just she's like, I love cooking for massa. She's zoned out, drugged out of her mind.

It's wild. Is it a movie or a documentary? It is a mockumentary in the form of a movie. It's called CSA, Confederate States of America. It might be on YouTube for free. Aunt Jemima was a real person. Her name was Nancy Green and she was a slave.

Did she actually make syrup? I'm trying to make sure. I'm worried that Kyle's story just implanted in my head and I'm mixing the two together, but I think so. I think she would like, I guess she was a slave

and then she became not a slave anymore and she would tell stories about cooking up the original Aunt Jemima pancake mix. A little wheat, a little corn, and a lot of nostalgia. Like, that was the thing. So they're stealing her legacy of... I mean, my mind is open to the idea

that maybe this is bad. Pancakes are good, the name is bad. That idea that maybe this is bad. Pancakes are good. The name is bad. That's all there is to it. Just who fucking cares? Black people whose ancestors were slaves. That doesn't even seem to be the people who care. It seems to be hyper-offended white women on Twitter.

Well, they've got a voice, too. They don't have anything else in their lives, Taylor. Their children are leaving soon. Because that's the people who I see complaining about it. Their wombs are drying up, Taylor, and they never had a child. It's the same way that you'll see white women be like Latinx, like Latinx instead of Latino or Latina. And there was surveys of Latino people.

What is Latinx? Is that a bad thing? It's basically they're like, you don't want to say Latina or Latino because that denotes gender existing. You do Latin X to say Latino. And it's like they asked like, hey, people who are of Latin American descent, what do you think about this term? And like 98% of them are like, what are you talking about? This isn't any – this is – did a white woman on CNN tell you this? Sorry.

I believe that. Nobody knows what the fuck you're talking about. Some woman – She probably eats Taco bells some literal karen starts stuff like this yeah so it always is a karen i'm with you like 90 arian foster did say something to me that like burned into my head and it's that like hey there was a whole generation where like every bad person in the movies or tv was a black guy right if there was going to be a burglar if there was or TV was a black guy. If there was going to be a burglar, if there was going to be a bad guy,

they'd cast a black actor. And then that had people looking at black people a certain way, and it caused a problem, and problems greater than they otherwise had to be. And I was like, okay, that sounds reasonable and realistic to me. Except in the Westerns, and and every Charles Bronson movie.

Charles Bronson, he is not racist at all. In the Death Wish movies, first of all, it's a Jew who rapes his wife and daughter, or sexually assaults them. It's Jeff Goldblum in one of his first roles. And second of all, he never catches them. We finished that movie as a group watch, and they were like, wait killed the race the the rapist like yeah they never bring that up again he just killed a bunch of like like thugs on the street like he didn't even get the original no he didn't go like full batman and like hunt the joker down or anything he just like went got himself a handgun and started fucking gunning fucking thugs lowering the city's crime rate, one shooting after another. That's what the cops were saying. The cops were like, look, you make him stop.

You make him leave town. But the crime rate's down. We can't let people know that he's gone. We don't bring him in. Just make him disappear quietly. The election's coming up. The criminals are afraid to walk the street. Because Charles Bronson's just fucking walking around.

Anytime he sees a mugging going down, he puts himself in that scene from The Joker where he's on the subway and he kills the three guys. Completely ripped out of that Charles Bronson movie. There's a scene where he's just sitting there. He'll just sit there with his groceries, riding the subway up and down through New York, reading the paper,

waiting for somebody to come and try to rob him. And behind that paper is a fucking handgun. And he just kills them all. Wait, it's called death wish, right? You said death wish. Okay.

I need to, this, it just sounds so awesome. We, we group watched it in the, uh, in the $50 patron. I don't think everybody loved it.

It's, it's one of my favorites. That's the one where the guy's running away across the street. The giggler. And the guy, yeah, he just shoots the giggler right in the back with his way too big handgun for the scenario. It's like a.458 Welby Magnum or something. He's describing it to them at one point.

He's showing all the neighbors what he's got to help protect them. He's like, they're the neighbors what he's got to like help protect them he's like they're like what is that he's like it's actually an elephant cartridge that's been shortened for a handgun it's just like why do you need that i don't remember exactly the caliber i may be wrong about 458 well be mad but it's something absurd that like i've never even heard of before or seen in real life and like he just has his like nice nikon like photographer's camera he like casually drapes it over his shoulder while he eats his ice cream walking down the street and the giggler like like like this one like neighborhood punk who's always like

giggling to himself like runs up shut like body checks and grabs the camera and keep keeps going bronson's ready for this he drops his ice cream and from a shoulder rig he draws this fucking massive hand cannon and just shoots him dead center in the spine from like 40 yards away and just blows a hole through him. You could put a Coke can through. I know a real life guy who's better than this.

Do you guys know who Bernard Goetz is? Have you ever heard this? No. Bernard Goetz in 1984 was the subway vigilante and i'm not positive about this part but i think he was mugged and then it pissed him off pissed him off to the point that he became like a world-class fast draw and then put himself in situations where he might get mugged right so here he is on the new york subway at night in thes. And if you can picture, I don't know if you think you've seen the graffiti everywhere. The gang members walking down and forth in pretty much gang costumes.

And then you've got the good guy gangs. What were they called? The Guardian Angels who would like protect you from the bad guy gangs. And it's a fucking problem in the 80s. The subway wasn't safe for normal people, but it's safe for what Bergard gets. Let me read a little of his testimony. I decided to shoot as many as quickly as I could. I did a fast draw and shot one with my right hand,

pulling the trigger prior to the gun being aligned with the targets. All the actual shots plus my draw time, easily within 1.6 seconds or less. It's not as difficult as you might think. And occasionally I give a description of the technique along with a reenactment. The first shot hit Kennedy in the center of the chest. After my shot, my vision changed and I lost sense of hearing. The second shot hit lightning fast Barry Allen in the upper rear shoulder as he was ducking.

Later the bullet was removed from his arm. The third shot hit the subway wall in front of KB and the fourth shot hit KB in the left side, severing his spinal cord and rendering him paraplegic. The fifth shot hit Ramseyer's arm on his way to his left side. I immediately looked at the first two to make sure they were taken care of and then attempted to shoot KB again in the stomach but the gun was empty it goes on this guy would do dry fire demonstrations on the biography channel he was fucking subway vigilante that's that is literal weaponized autism to be like 1.7 seconds in i had released six shots i severed one man's spine i shot another in the shoulder i shot another in the chest. One hit the subway.

Yeah, one hit the subway. That was a mistake. They went through the subway wall and killed a pedophile outside. Oh, and by the way. I tried to shoot an extra time, which is weird because I'm autistic. I should have counted. So here's what led to it. He's sitting on the subway. Let's see.

Canty, he's one of the bad guys, says, how you doing? Gates replied, fine.ard gets or whatever according to the use according to him for use allegedly gave signals to each other and shortly thereafter two of them rose from their seats and moved over to the left of gates blocking him and other passengers from the car they said give me five dollars and that's what prompted him to start shooting oh they were literally on their way to a video arcade to rob it like that's their testimony they're like yeah we were on the subway on our way to rob a video arcade when we like the did he get into any trouble uh they probably gave him the key to the city. New York in the 80s? Are you kidding me? I think...

Police are like, thanks. I'm hunting for that. Let me see. He had to repair the subway wall and blood clean up. He had to take a little bit of spackle and put it over. We're charging you $97 for cleaning all that Negro blood up. He served eight months. And then it looks like in civil court he got...

For damage to public property. No, like they awarded one guy $43 million. Maybe the one that he paralyzed. Yikes. I think so. A lot of fucking money. Yeah. That is a lot of money.

What happens when someone gets awarded $43 million? Do they just take $100 out of your paycheck forever and say, do your best? Oh, from him? Yeah, was that from the city or the state? It would be from the coffers of the taxpayer, not the individual. That would be a civil court thing if that happened. I think. I have no idea.

But you know how that goes. I think OJ still owes Ron Goldman's family millions. No, it was Goetz who had to pay the $43 million. And they asked him in 2004, 20 years later, and he said, I don't think I paid a penny on that. Oh, so some guy's sitting in a wheelchair just fuming. Yes. I'm so mad and I can't even walk over.

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my blood pressure was fine uh my my cholesterol was at like was was was in the it was at the very lowest end of you need to get something done. Why do old people have high blood pressure? I don't, by the way. 120 over 80. Checked it on Tuesday. I think it's an old-timey diet and a combination of that and a lack of cardiovascular exercise. I think it's the two.

Inactivity. Yeah, they're eating that old thick cut bacon and sitting on the couch. I'm half guilty. I've got a pretty good diet right now and no cardio. Yeah. I mean, that might be the ticket to you to like, because I bet. Could I get low blood pressure? Could I overachieve if I get so low?

Yeah. My blood pressure got low not too long ago. It was a thing. One of them did. There's the systolic and then the other one. I'm certainly not an expert. Yeah. Are you sleeping as well since you haven't been working out as much?

Yeah, so I haven't been working out. Because of the hand, obviously. Yeah, yeah, because my hand is broken. My last workout was Thursday, so almost a week now. Yeah. No, I'm not sleeping as well. Yeah. Yeah. Cause my hand is broken. I last workout was Thursday. So almost a week now. And, uh, um, no, I'm not sleeping as well. The first day is literally the pain would wake me up. Like it does hurt, but especially did like it hurts less now. And, uh, um, but then like bad sleep hygiene led to more bad sleep hygiene.

And you just kind of get off the schedule and nothing's regulating me right now. Yeah. I've been having my night sweats a lot this week. It's incredibly awful. I just brought another comforter in and put it on my bed so I could stop washing the sheets. I sweat so much. Have you said what causes that? No one knows. No one knows. There's like four different causes. None of them are the culprit. And then the fifth is hyper sweatiness. And they're like, we don't know. Like, wait, no, that's the symptom. No, no, no. It's the cause. And then the fifth is hyper-sweatiness. And they're like, we don't know. Like, wait, no, that's the symptom. No, no, no, it's the cause. And I'm like, I don't get hyper-sweaty when I work out or when I do cardio.

I sweat a normal amount. Yeah, you've got hyper-sweatiness. So like I'll wake up and just be drenched. Even in a cold room. Oh, did you just say you bought more comforters? I was trying to figure that out too. To sleep on top of. So that I'm not sweating into sheets that I then have to wash immediately.

Like I need something absorbent to sleep on. For reals. It's crazy. Pat's got those like dog piddle pads. Yeah. It's awful. Like three nights last week, I woke up so drenched that like i usually wear like a tank top to bed or something like that and i'll be in some underwear and uh and i'll get up

and have to like peel the fucking tank top off like it's stuck to me like i'll have to like like right arm on my left side left arm on my right side and like do that like peel it off of you thing and it's like like if you when I throw it on my tile floor it goes flop like you hear it hit the floor and But a lot like the gym or during like the day like you're not like pitted out constantly Like like like like if I were to like run three or four miles. I'd sweat a normal amount It wouldn't be like like weird or anything, but something I think maybe I am having nightmares I do that does happen a lot so that might have something to do with it. Are you on that dream? It wouldn't be weird or anything. I am having nightmares.

That does happen a lot, so that might have something to do with it. Are you on that dream meds for sleeping? I do take my dream meds, but I'm certainly not going to blame Derek's product for my night terrors and sweats. I don't think that's related. It does say lucid dreams on it. I do have lucid dreams. You take any kind of medication? You can use of education something though you could any other medication for sleeping Like melatonin or oh, yeah, I take a whole like Melatonin is in the the recipe Kyle takes that gives lucid dream. Okay. I do the sublingual

melatonin plus the Gorilla dream and plus I take like an over-the-counter like tylenol pm type sleeping pill right i like to be knocked out you do yeah is this yeah okay i mean i wake up in the night like like three four times i have to take like catepin which is like kind of underneath. What, what's the really bad one that makes people like sleepwalk? Um,

Ambien. It's like right underneath Ambien. It'll also make you tweet racist things. Only if you're Roseanne. I, Kyle, I wonder if you're on a, uh,

a counterproductive sweatiness. Well, no. I guess I'm not saying the words, but it's like I know that sometimes you take stims during the day. You might take a caffeine pill or something to make the most out of your day. And then you take things to help you sleep at night.

And those things are kind of... It's like you've got the heater on and the air conditioner on and you're letting them fight. You know, the one thing last week, I didn't take any stims. I backed off the caffeine to like get my uh tolerance back down maybe not being on the caffeine made me made me have those like night sweats i don't know i don't know i don't mind it's it's it's super gross

though like i hate it like i usually get up and take a shower huh yeah yeah because my um jackie has adhd my wife jackie and uh so she takes adderall and then sometimes she takes something to help her sleep and sometimes it like i don't know like they just start battling each other and it can be like well maybe maybe the problem with sleeping is related to our you know adderall during the day and then like perhaps the move away from the long release to something else so that it's oh long release is a i'm not like that i'm not a doctor but i'll say this um long release makes me feel very odd um it is a uncomfortable feeling like an antsiness a just not comfortable in your own skin sitting down kind of feeling and going to sleep is impossible on long release if if you don't time it so perfectly like if you try to go to sleep while it's still active in your system in my case it's just not happening and attempting to do so

is almost painful it's it's so like it's like i'm exhausted but i'm also being stimulated It's it's so like it's like I'm exhausted, but I'm also being stimulated It's it's it's terrible. It's terrible. That sucks. I have them the instant release is like, you know, it's like anything else It's like caffeine. It's got that half-life. It's like this is going to end You know four hours from now. It's half of its gone eight hours from now. it's all gone and and now and and there's a crash too so like instant release will actually help you sleep in my case my personal experience her experience that crash is too early when she doesn't take the long release she's ruined at like 3 p.m yeah that's not what she's looking for well i just have a little you know it was twice a day i'm not a doctor but if i had those issues i'll say this i would try to like lower my tolerance by taking like a two-week break and then take half

as much twice a day okay when you said lower your tolerance i processed it wrong and i'm yeah like like twice as much i guess to like how. Do you know what her dosage is? No. Yeah, if she's taking like, say, 25 milligrams plus, it's a hefty dose for XR, extended release. I don't know. I'm weird about Adderall in general because on one hand, I do think it's like almost that limitless pill. But on the other, I recognize that it is an amphetamine. And the XR, I would rather hit my fucking foot with a hammer every day than take XR every day.

It's so bad. You don't like it. I take that modafinil, but very rarely. I've probably taken five total now. Yeah. What is it? How do you pronounce it? I think it's modafinil.

That's how I heard it. Modafinil. Okay. in the yeah what is it how do you pronounce it i think it's modafinil that's how i heard it modafinil okay and uh um but the last so before i half the dose which is the next thing i'll try uh i tried taking it early that the day i broke my finger i had a really big day i was gonna ride my motorcycle two hours to the trails trails all day long two hours home i'm like today's a modafinil day and uh and i had to get up early so i took it at like 6 30 a.m and i'm like maybe it won't impact my sleep because i don't know if i've ever gotten it this early before but i came home with a broken finger and didn't sleep well and i don't know what to blame it on yeah yeah the pain definitely contributed to it i would imagine yeah um but

but i've only taken the extended release a couple times and both times it was just torturous um i can prescribe a girl gave it to me one night and uh and that like ruined the next night like like i took it at like 5 a.m or something it was probably a really hefty dose and uh and then the next night or at the end of the next day because we went and filmed all day i i i long story short i fucked her all night long and uh and then she gave me this bro hi dude bro that is so high five not not really she was pretty ugly and uh it was a shame it was a shameful fuck and uh and uh and then she gave me that pill so that i could like get the day's work done because i had to go film i think it was that video where like there's a big

pile of watermelons and i use a 50 cow and maybe we go to like maybe it's when we go take like a arm as hardly narrows it down i know no we go that one it's the one where we go to like mcdonald's and apc or something like that all the two liters of cheap soda no it's the other one and so uh at the end of that day like like after like no sleep for i don't know 48 hours or something like that and like working hard for two days in a row i was just laying in the back of the truck trying to go to sleep while the film crew was inside of mcdonald's and just laying there needing sleep wanting sleep being completely drained of all energy and drive to move but my brain is like go time go time go time go time go time and i'm

just like this is the worst thing i've ever experienced this is the worst thing i've ever experienced i hate so i hate xr i don't know that sounds shitty i was on xr for a week and then i was like i need this changed immediately because same thing i couldn't sleep i felt like there was like ants under my skin i was like itching i'd be laying in bed like just fucking my head going going go it made me like anxious but my body was like like you said exhausted were you drinking while you were on the on the adderall so i feel like those i had quite a period of like six months where i was taking it as prescribed and like i do have adhd so now i'm on uh well

butrin for it and it sucks but uh i had like a six month period where it was normal and then i started drinking on it so what is it like drinking on them can you like not even hardly get drunk because it's battling back basically like that's why i was drinking so much was because like i was on stimulants and then i was just like i didn't want to pass out midday so i drink into the point where i was almost passing out take an adderall and keep drinking because like i could a winning combination but then what would happen would like all the alcohol would build up in my body and at the end of the night when the adderall wore off it would just fucking crash me and i'd be done i just fall asleep like in my in my studio in my chair wherever i was laying

and then wake up feeling like absolute ass two of them yeah start the process over i i'm like cranky if i wake up at like three being like i have to pee i'm all warm this is bullshit like i can't imagine waking up being like i need to try and shaky handily get shots in me and you're probably the amount of money you probably have to do there was one morning where i went to a 7-eleven and i was just trying to fucking put my card in the machine to buy the alcohol and i was like two-handed like motherfucker go in the slot like i could not get my card into the atm reader jeez and that was a moment where i was like oh shit no i got it eventually but it took me like 35 seconds that was a moment when you realized you had a problem i had a few sips of white claw and then it stabbed me up so i got it

in the guy just looked at me with eyes of like it was 6 a.m like he he had to go open the the liquor cabinet for me so it's the first one to buy and yeah he just looked at me like you fucking you idiots was it embarrassing like uh who's the there's a late night show host i don't think he's working anymore craig ferguson yes and he thought being an alcoholic was very embarrassing like the things that like he was sleeping in a gutter or you know drinking too much were you like like man i'm doing this and i have to i want to but i'm embarrassed i would say shame is the better it's like i am way fucking better than this like i've from the age of 18 created a career for myself that i am now actively tearing down because i have to chase this thing that i started basically

so it was like it was shameful not so much embarrassing do you feel like the marijuana based channel like sent you the wrong way it's hard the way gateway drug the way that i was he did marijuana i was using it almost yeah it's the way that i was using it and like i sit here today and i'm like at 35 am i gonna have copd or emphysema from some of the stupid shit i was doing for a couple bucks on youtube like i think the way that i was using cannabis was not correct and that's why i've shifted to like educational like hey you can use weed but use it safely like be fucking careful this is still a drug is that a lot i'm glad you're here i was gonna ask you about that um the distillate like like the uh like 99 pure

stuff it looks like fucking meth. Yeah. Where do you get that? It's garbage? It's garbage because it has no flavor. And it really doesn't get you that much higher than rosin or hash. If you want to get as high as possible RSO, Rick Simpson oil.

It's what cancer patients use. Rick Simpson oil? Yeah, it's called Rick Simpson oil and it's alcohol extracted patients use rick simpson oil yeah it's called rick simpson oil and it's alcohol extracted and it is the most it kind of is basically like if they burn the alcohol off i guess yes it evaporates dude rick simpson must be a cool guy yeah he helps a lot of people actually uh because this is what people use to uh like treat pain during uh chemo is the main purpose that's the that's what we need yeah like you if you eat a grandma rso i heard a pka like snippet from like months ago about you talking about how you used to smoke

and how you just sit there with the pack bowl after bowl after bowl after bowl after bowl until time like it's changed yeah like that is what our so does but with like one bite so it'd get you done way faster apparently yeah strong strong strong dabs would definitely like cause time dilation um you know i i would just kind of come to and realize i've been sitting there holding in my hand for i'm like how long have I been holding this? Or even worse, my grip would loosen on it enough so that it rotated in my hand and the nail would hit the back of my hand

and like, ah, okay, I'm awake, I'm awake. Oh, that hurts a lot. You know what would fix that pain though? Another death. It's a little bit of marijuana. You know something I wanted to ask about too is the delta 8 stuff because you can i'm pretty sure it's legal in every state here a buddy of mine uh bought 38 oh in missouri it's legal because they sell at places and he brought his little

pen over and he's like you want to try this pen it's delta 8 it's like it gets you high and it's you can just go to the fucking store and buy it and i was like no way and i i did it it gets you it gets you high it gets you high yeah it really does get you what's the scoop on this is this going to be illegal soon this is just a loophole right this is this is a one of many loopholes in the farm bill so the farm bill is a hemp act like to uh to sell hemp and this falls under it because it's not delta 9 THC, it's delta 8 THC is delta 9 the normal? delta 9 is what's banned

delta 9 is what gets you high it's the substance that is banned so delta 8 is fully a loophole and it gets you high as fuck it does I'm so tempted to ask my probation officer about delta eight it will trigger a hundred because it triggers the fucking drug test

i was i was taking a hit off this thing and it was like that dangerous thing with vapes where like i was hitting it for a while because i couldn't feel anything was happening like i couldn't you can't feel it as you're using it and then like you take it off and you go and like inhale and it's like it was a huge lung rip like oh yeah oh i'm like gonna cough so much i might vomit it was delta eight they they test the metabolite test for thc so Delta 8 and Delta 9 same fucking thing on that test. Yeah. Yeah That's that's obviously why I don't do it If if it didn't trigger the drug test then I would ask for permission to do it as well, right? Right. Hey, this stuff is legal. Although so are a lot of other things that I'm not allowed to do, you know

Yeah, I do this I would ask that but the fact that that it triggers the test, I wonder, would it also trigger a blood test? If it's in your room. Possibly. So I was getting metabolite tested. I actually moved into a sober house for six months for accountability. And I got drug tested almost weekly. And I couldn't even do cbd because it would trigger thc so i'm like super iffy on all metabolite and blood tests

i heard that yes that i can fuck with your tests i didn't know yeah i heard about the delta stuff uh a few months ago a few of my uh friends have been doing it. Guys who didn't even smoke marijuana were using that stuff because it's at the gas station. It's just like CBD. You drive around here and there's a store and it's called CBD Kratom. It's just a chain.

It's called CBD Kratom and there's a whole chain of it and they have big painted things on their wall like Delta A. Get Delta A here. Advertising the hell out. Kratom, chain of it and they like have big like painted things on their wall like delta a get delta eight here like advertising the hell and kratom i never i've never i didn't really know what it was yeah apparently it's like another drug that like snuck through the goalie and it can legit seems like you know more like it's it's dangerous it's an opiate yeah you can get super addicted to it because people uh that are getting off opiates usually go for it because give you like same feelings so yeah it's super dangerous super will it also trigger a drug test i actually don't know

on that one it looks disgusting if you go it looks like it's just a big pot of like brown powder doesn't sound disgusting. I just want to have a good time. Maybe have a good stream. Do you know who Dave Joyce is, the congressman? Mm-mm. So kind of interesting to me. He's a Republican congressman from Ohio who put forward a marijuana legalization bill.

Hell yeah. Yeah, and I generally think it's the Democrats who lead the way on marijuana legalization, but here's a Republican sort of leading the way. I read his bill, and I read other people who like... I'm not a lawyer. And I read other people

who did their analysis on it, and apparently it's just pretty good. It legalizes pot, and it's not like a scam or anything like that. I will say like the Democrat legalization bill has good shit in it that are kind of poison pills to Republicans. They don't want to forgive all past felons, for example. Republicans don't. So the Republican bill doesn't do that it doesn't

expunge any records or any of that cool shit um this thing just makes pot legal and it makes um dispensaries able to use banks and like stuff like that right but it doesn't be a stepping stone bill like they probably won't do a big sweeping thing but then who knows like once like the marijuana is legal the push for all these actions might become so much lessened that it's like all right well we we satiated most of the people's concerns out there and so we really don't need to pursue this that's it yeah like you have one opportunity to do this all the way or can you do it step by step i don't know the answer no i think i think it should be done step by step because the states that have done it all at once usually fuck up like i think like specifically like

economic impacts positive economic impacts in taxes is what's going to shift republicans views on it because like a lot of money is going into school a lot of money going into like a lot of stuff yeah look at colorado i think like multiple years in a row after colorado legal what was it 2014 or so when they legalized it like years after that it was like yeah they're making more money from pot shit than they are from like the sin tax on booze and so like they doubled all of this three It's like 3 to 5 billion a year or something. I agree with everything you said. It is inflated because it was a

tourist spot for it but even so I feel like everyone points to Colorado but Colorado is the best success story of all of them. New Jersey made pot legal and I don't think that they're getting quite the windfall that Colorado did. Yeah you can't scheme there. I don't see everyone like dude we need to go on a Jersey vacation so that we can

smoke pot like it's right people aren't doing it yeah well if I went Woody I would go to South Jersey the good good call good call very good oh talking about Jersey you think of the flyers and then the flyers maybe think of hot but Kyle's leaving so i'll talk about that in a bit we go ahead but uh jersey also monopolized it there's like three companies that can grow in jersey and that's it so they yeah yeah but there's there's a lot of i agree like colorado is the model state to follow that well also they get some advantages others they were the first state. In the tech world, first mover advantage is this huge thing.

A lot of times maybe even better products come along but first mover advantage is huge. Colorado has that. You can't replicate it. No one else can have first mover advantage. California is doing well. There's a nice combination of colorado where it's like geographically it's easy to get to from most

of the country they have rafting hiking skiing so there's like a huge number of reasons you'd already go to colorado and it's almost like the weed was like a like a bonus it's not like the weed and the tourism go together. That might just exist in my head, but I don't feel like New Jersey has a weed-based tourism industry. I was going to say... Even Washington

doesn't. Someone like me, who lives in Missouri, if I'm going to go on a trip and it's going to be a weedcation, am I going to go to New Jersey from St. Louis or am I going to go to Colorado? I'm going to go to the place with the snow and the mountains and the other outdoor areas. Colorado has dispensaries in places you might otherwise enjoy a walk.

Right. Whereas New Jersey, I'm guessing, has them in bad neighborhoods. Some like Scratch Little. Yeah, yeah. It's like, all right, we're going to put the pot places next to the strip clubs and the gas stations where no one lives. I want to hear the guy. Who's the guy that's still like weed is evil and it'll it's this it's the devil's lettuce. Like, who is this guy? Who is this guy? Jeff? So we face this.

They can go fuck himself. It's a lot. It's a lot of lot of the south unfortunately because they haven't had the experience with it maybe i'm i'm biased but like my my grandparents live in southern missouri like true southerners they have a very thick accent like even they for years now this is not recent they've been like yeah i don't really give a shit about the marijuana thing there's a lot of bigger problems like that like right and so i think maybe i'm overextending you know and and my appearance around them and maybe my points of view bled off on them about like because i've always made it apparent like it should be legal obviously it's not that bad um yeah i i don't who is the big force is it big pharma who is the pressure to keep it illegal at this point? Because a big pharma wants to take THC and make it a pill or a dosable.

They want to be able to make it and give it to you. And they might be afraid that it'll lessen people's dependence on SSRIs. Yeah. Yeah, probably true. Is that a real thing? Can you replace SSRIs with pot? I wouldn't. SSRIs have selective serotonin reuptake inhibitors.

They're antidepressants. Can you name a few? We don't know. Well, Butrin is one. Prozac is one. Zoloft is one. And we don't know all the intricate ways that those impact your brain. We don't know.

we don't know all the intricate ways that those impact your brain. Like we don't know. We're absolute retards when it comes to the complexity of our neurons and our brain. And you see so much like these pills, people commit suicide more on them. And I'm not saying they're net bad. They work well for some people. But like something natural could definitely provide a solution to some people. I'll say this about pot. Something natural could definitely provide a solution to some people.

I'll say this about pot. It always helped with any feelings of depression. It always helped with getting a wonderful night's sleep. I haven't slept as well since I stopped smoking weed. The sleep is the best thing about pot. The sleep is incredible. That's why it's coconut. Can I interrupt about the sleep? Because you got as far as the side about the sleep because you got curious it's illegal here but like do you take it at like four hours before a sleeper or right immediately before

you take uh whatever you're smoking or a vape and then you sleep so much more soundly it sounds like it's a dreamless i was hoping there was more fun involved. Oh, I mean, start four hours before and just keep smoking until bedtime. Bedtime will decide when – bedtime comes when bedtime wants, but you're going to be smoking all day. Like, it makes food taste better. It makes sex more pleasurable. I told this to my mom right after I got out of jail. I was like, look, I love this stuff. I know you guys didn't know I smoked, but, like, just like this stuff a lot it makes my food taste better it makes sex

better it makes working out better you told your parents it makes sex better yeah what are we pretending like we don't all have sex what world do I live in where I'm afraid to talk about sex I don't live in a universe where I'm afraid to talk about sex with my parents. I'm 35 years old. Like, yeah. I just told him. I was like, it makes everything better. You know, I don't smoke and, like, go operate heavy machinery,

or I don't smoke and shoot guns, you know. But, like, I like to smoke and watch fucking Trailer Park Boys. I like to smoke and eat a good steak. I like to smoke and fuck my girlfriend. I like to smoke and go fucking Trailer Park Boys. I like to smoke and eat a good steak. I like to smoke and fuck my girlfriend. I like to smoke and go and have a wonderful night's sleep. Actually, name a thing, and I like to smoke and do that. Honestly, I can't think of a thing I don't – I can't think of a thing that smoking makes worse.

I noticed that moment of silence we all had. I'm trying to come up with something. Taking your SATs? I mean, it would be different for you, Kyle. If I had to take a test. Because, Kyle, you've always said like, oh, those first years I was high every single PKA. I wouldn't want to be high during this show

because I wouldn't talk enough like i i feel like i would i would shut down too much and i wouldn't i talk yeah i get more talkative i get more talkative and i like to tell stories and i like to like uh i don't know i i like it i i like how i feel it's pretty rare most people definitely don't get more i don't have any of those side effects people talk about like the munchies it was normal i guess not i don't definitely don't get more talkative. I don't have any of those side effects people talk about. I thought more talkative was normal. I guess not. It doesn't make me hungry. It doesn't make me paranoid.

It makes me absolutely famished. Josh. I've never been paranoid from weed, ever. People talk about it all the time, and I genuinely don't understand it. I've never gotten paranoid. Josh, do people get chatty on weed? Some people. I've never gotten paranoid. Do people get chatty on weed?

Some people. I based an entire channel about getting super high and being chatty. I mean, you did, but you're a pro. It's tolerance-based, for sure. Oh, yeah. New smokers are going to

smoke and just be like... Okay. Maybe the first time I smoke wheat or the first 10 times i when i like started like ramping up more and more like probably wouldn't want to have a conversation i just wanted to go play video games i wanted to go on a skyrim adventure and just immerse myself in the world of skyrim with a bowl and next dude when i was in college it was like 2010 2011 when skyrim came out I remember like just getting high as fuck. There were a couple – I remember like a couple like Friday nights.

I just got stoned to shit and it just came out and like I had a buddy of mine like, hey, you want to come to this party? I'm like, no. When did you graduate? Was it like 2014 or something? I graduated 13. Yeah. I just remember being 13 i think i remember

being at my girlfriend's house and just getting high as fuck and like being having a phone conversation with you where you were high as fuck and we were talking i think at the time you were taking like physics or um some sort of like space related shit in college and i just had i just had watched a documentary about like the sun or something and i just had watched like astrology i just had watched a documentary about like the sun or something and we we talked for like 45 minutes about the sun i remember that barely because i was stoned off my ass but so were you and just stupid ass conversation like dude and like just like imagine how far away that is like it's that's like so many miles like how far is it you're in you're in georgia and i'm in missouri that's a long drive but that's like a

billion times like just just stupid yeah i think it's like six million miles to the sun or something like that that was fun that was a fun conversation on the phone yeah that's the shit i like to talk about when i'm high and oh and that's the other thing to this day like i don't enjoy the same media anymore like i can't watch the same movies the same i don't watch documentaries anymore because they don't interest me at all now that that blows me away because whether i'm no matter what state of mind i'm in i'm still interested in the same shows and media so now that changed for me entirely when i was sober. Like, I agree. I couldn't watch any documentaries. Like, I was watching, like, comedy because it, like, fucking took my mind off being sober. Like, when I was sober for six months, I was like, I need something.

Like, I was vaping, tobacco, smoking cigarettes, drinking caffeine. I was just like, I need some kind of fucking relief. Even if it's,'s like once a week pot yeah i see you're drinking a bang energy right now yeah those are 720 those are dude i would be i would be panic attack level if i had one of those right now i i had a bang this morning because i still have some extra ones and i it took me three hours to drink the bang because i like i got too aggressive like of my first few sips and it was nice and cold and i started to get like i hear my heart you gotta you gotta slow down bitch because there's

you know uh nine cups of coffee or something crazy i used to watch uh the trailer park boys a lot i can't watch the trailer park boys it's dumb to me now. It's not interesting or funny to me. I used to watch, I used to like, look so forward to like a new PBS documentary or Discovery Channel documentary, National Geographic documentary about penguins, bears,

fucking black holes, whatever and just wanted to get high and learn about black holes for three fucking hours straight and then talk to my girlfriend while she's high about black holes. And I was like, what do you think? What happens to time in there? They say it sucks in time. Like how big is it? Everybody thinks it's this big, but you know what? It's really like infinitesimally small. The part that you're seeing that's, that's empty, that they call a black hole is just the part where light is being sucked in.'s just that's just where the light is being so that's not the hole the hole is this tiny little

thing can you even imagine that everybody thinks that but they're wrong and just like those conversations are fun when you're the best conversation sober that's true i mean the the i don't remember when planet earth one came out. Yeah. Oh, my God. I remember smoking so much weed and watching Planet Earth and just being absolutely mesmerized by the entire thing. Like, what other fish in the deep do we not know about? What other things in the Mariana Trench could be uncovered? There are worlds we don't know about

in the ocean when you were you're trying to distract yourself what were the comedy shows you were watching out of curiosity uh i i actually watched like a lot of um fuck what is that show called uh the inbetweeners oh the british show the british show yeah yeah and the in-betweeners have a couple movies too i don't remember um one of the guys one of the in-betweeners the guy with like the bowl cut yeah the blonde haired kid yeah i think he has like a twitch channel at one point i think i dm'd him to try and get him as a guest but i don't think he responded but uh yeah the in-betweeners is really funny i like that i watched that many years ago after it was recommended by a viewer of my youtube channel who was british and then i think the other

one was kiki blinders that was another good one that's not funny black holes are way smaller than i thought you guys got me in a little google hole here dude wait black holes are small? Well, we can't even measure them, right? Infinitesimally small. So small. I thought... So, before I Googled it, I was like, I bet Kyle's right about some black holes. You know, there's some black holes that are many times bigger than the sun. But, you know, and some black holes that are really small. No, no, no, no, no. A big black hole is about the size of the nucleus of an atom.

A tighter black hole can only be measured, it can only be properly described using quantum mechanics. Like smaller than a piece of an atom. Yes. Smaller than an electron. Smaller than a neutron. Smaller than a proton. They're not all subatomic.

They're not all equally wild. No. It's dependent on how much mass that they contain. And we don't know what's on the other, we don't know what happens inside of the black hole. Like, some people believe that it's tearing a hole in space-time and creating, and all the stuff it's sucking in

is being flooded into a parallel dimension and creating another dimension. They think that maybe our dimension is just was created by a black hole in, like like a father dimension and like like we are all all of everything that we know about was sucked from another dimension or another universe into this universe is there like math pointing to that or something like or is this like just theoretical because i would imagine that it was just theoretical i imagine it

would be like a snowball where it'd be like anything it sucks in it just gets slightly bigger because it's like accumulating mass it's acquiring the thing that they consider is the black hole itself has gravity so it is pulling itself tighter and tighter and like the the heavier it gets the tighter it gets in some ways yeah it's an enormous amount of mass and an incredibly small uh yeah no but then the littlest volume and and and it's like the part the way they're able to see them Enormous amount of mass in an incredibly small volume. And it's like the part, the way they were able to see them is because they can't see the stars. There's this big area. There's no stars there.

That's a black hole. And it's because it's sucking light in. Light can't escape it. So that's what they're actually seeing. These big things that they see are just the areas where light is being sucked away down into the thing. There's two ways to measure a black hole. One is the size that we just talked about, whether it's the size of a nucleus or described by quantum mechanics.

The other thing is solar masses. And I guess the solar mass is about the size, about the weight of a sun. And some black holes are 10 to 100 solar masses the bigger ones are 4.3 million solar masses which is an incomprehensible amount yeah i believe what three million of our suns in something our sun i believe that is used or smaller than a fist i believe the measurement oh much smaller than would you say smaller than a fist. Would you say smaller than a fist? Well, first of all, you're correct. But, again, it's the size,

it's smaller than the electron in an atom. This is like, I can't even, my mind, I can't compute that. I can't imagine that. Like something that dense, what would happen if I dropped it on my desk? The world on my death the world would end the world would end very quickly i would die an eighth of a second before you guys

what's going on and then you get sucked i believe that they have created small even smaller black holes and laboratories and we can't be futzing around with that. We're going to destroy the planet. And the interesting thing about that is there were, just like with the Manhattan Project, where there were some scientists theorizing, you're going to ignite the atmosphere of the planet. A fire wave is just going to sweep and circumnavigate

the globe like a giant sphere all the way around. And all of the atmosphere is going to ignite if you set off a nuclear weapon. Some of them believed that and they were like, only one way to find out. So there's also scientists when they started creating these micro black holes, I think they're called, or something like that in the laboratory, they were like, what if it just falls through the Earth's crust and starts consuming everything and consumes our planet?

And they're like, no, no, no, they only last for an infinitesimally small amount of time. They're just like a little flash in the pan. Just a little poof. And then they're gone. You didn't know that. I think. You hope. And they were right. They were, but like they could have been wrong. If they were wrong, the solar system all collapses into this black hole and we make a new one. Well, we don't care about Mars after we're

gone, do we? No, not at all. I mean, you know what? We shouldn't be able to have these scientific geniuses unilaterally making these decisions on the whole world's behalf some kooky guy in germany's like it'll probably work it'll be cool it's like back the fuck up you nazi don't do this but that stuff's just so much more interesting to me when i'm fucking stoned i could watch like documentary right you can talk about that like what i don't remember what channel we would watch oh i remember the

greatest thing ever high was um that thing that uh neil degrasse tyson did um cosmos cosmos 2 you know the the because um um you know he remade cosmos with the funding i didn't like that one there was way too much there was way too much uh exposition from neil degrasse tyson not nearly enough sciencey stuff i didn't like it oh there was all this bullshit what was like a cartoon about science or something i love the animation with his bullshit space thing and everything he says has this tone of like all right i'm saying this but i'm really just hoping you notice how smart i am and how smart i think i am and i'm here to dumb this down for you morons as i explain it

he is dude that guy's a dick i guarantee he's not the guy discovering things he's the he's the pr arm of nasa he's there's there's some guy who was cloned from a nazi in the back doing this credentials are pretty impressive. I think he's like the head of something in New York, some planetarium thing. Yeah, they never give that to PR people to bolster, you know, residents. He was that before this. But the thing about Cosmos is it's not meant to be like a fucking astrophysics lecture. It's meant to introduce high concepts to the masses,

which is what Carl Sagan was also trying to do. It's like deep, boring shit, unless you break it down a little and make it add a little flash to it, and I love the animation, and that's because I was high. You need to get high for this shit. If they put fucking weed in the school

system, we'd have a lot more astrophysicists and engineers. I guarantee it. They'd want to be sitting there like, you mean we could build that? That is true. I've never watched that high. His resume is pretty good. Four more years here? Well, you keep the weed coming and I'll keep showing up.

He got his undergrad at Harvard, his master's at University of Texas, and his PhD at Columbia. It's propaganda. It's pretty good shit. Also, have you ever seen the pictures of him ripped as fuck? Have you seen the man's physique when he was younger? That's right.

He only got into that school as an athlete. Let's find some way to delegitimize him. My favorite thing about him. He's a champion powerlifter in Texas. I like that he was jacked at one point. That makes me like him. He's a champion power lifter in Texas. I like that he was jacked at one point. That makes me like him. Dance too. I don't care if he can

dance. Hey, dancing's very important. Hey, hey, back up, back up. Slow your roll there, Taylor. Champion dancers are highly valued members of society. But yes. I'm like that. A dancing. Who did you members of society but yes a dancing who did you defeat in all of that

I defeated I defeated Tezande maybe Tezande who is the chocolate rain guy I didn't do Chocolate Rain like that. I defeated, who's the girl that loved Obama?

What do you outdance the black man? Two black men. Who was the other one? Kingsley? I don't even know who that is. He's a big YouTuber. I think he might have been bigger than me. And Obama's girlfriend,

the one who made the song about being obama girl okay yeah i beat her but uh she wasn't the toughest one the toughest one was the one that cloned herself she cloned herself yeah and and there were a lot of like rules that helped her so most people they're like oh you got to get your routine fucking tight you have 15 minutes to do it three times and that's it if it takes you more than that then you're just you're not gonna look good you know and my impression was they'd take like your best pieces from that but they didn't do that for me they didn't like make me look good um she on the other hand did this thing where she danced with herself and there were all these like copies of

her doing different things so like we all had like 15 minutes to do our routine three times. She had like eight hours to put together this production. That is bullshit. Yeah, well, that was like her channel's gimmick. She also didn't have a million subscribers, so fuck you, tryhard.

That is, that's how I won. I was not the best dancer, but it was like, all right, the voting begins. Every day we upload a video reminding people to vote. how I won. I was not the best dancer, but it was like, alright, the voting begins. Every day we upload a video reminding people to vote. Now, we're live

streaming. During the live streams, between every game, I'm reminding people to vote for me in this competition and stuff. Well, I paid off my house. I remember making my own videos at the time and being like, alright, that's the end of the video also vote for Woody in the Yeah, cuz fuck everybody else the only one I know

Yeah, I did were like you should vote for her the one with the clones because she has a kid She had a little baby, and it's like I've got two kids one of their just not a kid. She had a little baby. And it's like, I've got two kids. One of them's just not young enough anymore. Oh, he's got a kid. Oh my God. I was in Texas and my laptop broke. And I was like, I got to make this promo video for Woody. He's trying to win the dance off. So we went to Best Buy and bought a laptop so I could render a video. Oh, thank you so much. That's your bro.

My buddy's gamer tag. He's number one dancer in all of USA. He's Gamer Tag. He's number one dancer in all of USA. You know what? What we can confirm is that Kyle and I equally contributed to the win. Yes, it was a team effort, Taylor and I. It was a team effort. Me with my 20,000 subs and you with 3.5 million. How many subs do you have now, Kyle? Do you know? 7 million. I said 6 million and then I was going to your channel because I was, I mentioned this on the stream. I'm like, you know what? I'm thinking about doing a stream where I watch every single FPS Russia video in a row, oldest to newest.

And then, like, I went, I had somebody look at the playlist, and it was like, that's seven hours of content. And I'm like, okay, maybe a weekend. Don't do that. But I think that would be fun to watch all the old FB. Because I still go back and I watch your old videos. It is mind-blowing that you haven't uploaded in five years. And if you were to jump back in today, you would still have the biggest gun channel on YouTube.

Maybe Hickok is bigger now. I don't know. Holy fuck. No, no, no. I didn't realize these views now i don't know the other guy is it uh yeah oh my goodness i'm i'm drawing a blank who's the huge demo range demolition range yeah so he's bigger but like you would jump back in and be able to hit the ground running with seven million subscribers listen it's just outrageous you guys know the six degrees of kevin bacon like you've never, no. You've never heard of it? Okay, so basically it's... Is it a movie? No, no.

It's a game you play. And you talk about who was in this production with that person. And apparently everyone in Hollywood is no more than six degrees from Kevin Bacon. It's like so-and-so was in Flashdance along with this guy who was who who was married to robert downey jr and they were in this and that and he worked with kevin kevin name an actor name any actor right now um who's the guy who plays who's the guy who plays tyrian lannister gene hackman okay so there's a website that helps me with this. Kevin Bacon was in

Mystic River with Eli Wallach who was in The Domino Principle with Gene Hackman. Okay. You can do this. Now the thing is because of this show, Kyle was in something with a commercial with Robert Downey Jr. So we

are not far from Kevin Bacon, I'm sure. I'll just do Kevin Bacon to... Is his name Robert Downey Jr.? Kyle gave me a list. I have it wrong. And you were in the commercial with him, right? Call of Duty commercial. I was.

This is great. They say they have a bacon... Oh, you were in that Kyle commercial. Listen. Taylor was in a podcast with Kyle. Kyle was in a commercial with Robert Downey Jr. who was in a thing with Hope Davis to Kevin Bacon. You are now a participant in Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon.

I'm Six Degrees from Kevin Bacon? You are not. You are Four Degrees from Kevin Bacon. I'm only three. Robert Downey Jr. has a bacon number of two. So because Kyle is a three from bacon, and we are now a four. Bacon numbers.

Yeah. That's fucking awesome. Try Guy Ritchie. You want me to find a white Guy Ritchie? Guy Ritchie. Guy Fieri. Ooh. Wait, hold on.

This might be a group. How do you spell it? Is it R-I-C-H-E? R-I-T-C-H-I-E. Oh, my God. Guy Ritchie has a Kevin Bacon number of infinity? Because Guy Ritchie directed the commercial. Guy Ritchie cannot be linked to Kevin Bacon using only feature films.

Do you mean a different Guy Ritchie? No. Oh, I don't obey the only feature films. Do you mean a different Guy Ritchie? No. Oh, I don't obey the only feature films rule. That would ruin our bacon numbers. That would destroy our bacon numbers. Man, I'm feeling pretty high on myself. Four degrees from Kevin Bacon. You are.

You are four degrees from Kevin Bacon. Thanks, Kyle, for getting me closer. That's the only reason I'm on the map, as far as I know. Unless C-Nanners has a bacon number or something. Ooh, okay. Kyle, so right now, the Colorado Avalanche are playing the Los Angeles Kings.

And Colorado's already clinched a spot in the playoffs. But if Colorado wins this, there's two minutes and ten seconds remaining in the second period. The Avs are up four to one. If they win this game, they seize first place in the division, and they will play St. Louis in a seven-game series in the first round. And so we need, if that happens, it looks like four to one.

I imagine the abs are going to win this against the Kings because the Kings are missing the playoffs. They kind of suck. So we got to do the $5 bet thing again for the first round. And I would love maybe on the Discord, maybe that'll be a fun thing. Join the $50 patron Discord. And I think at least a couple of these games, would you be down, Kyle, to do a group watch

and watch the Avs versus the Blues? I mean, I really don't want to. Yeah, but it's more of like we'd be joking around and things. That'd be fun. You would like it. Kyle's overjoyed at this idea. He loves it. He's at a loss of words.

He loves it so much. It would depend on the day. It's a seven-game series. I'm more just fucking around, but it would be fun to watch it in the Discord. Yeah, yeah. I've watched hockey. I've gone in the Discord and watched hockey with people before. It's fun. It's a seven game series. I'm more just fucking around, but it would be fun to watch it. Yeah. Yeah. I've watched hockey. I've,

I've gone in the discord and watched hockey with people before. It's fun. It's a good time. They like hockey. They do like hockey. I just, yeah, that's great.

The abs versus the blues. I really think the blues have a chance. I really do. You know, the abs are the better team objectively, but the blues would have gotten steamrolled by the Vegas Golden Knights, and I think they have a much better chance against the Avs. So we'll see.

Nobody cares about this. We can move on. But, yeah, I'm very excited. Carolina Hurricanes, one of the best teams in the NHL. You know what? If the Blues get knocked out and the Avs get knocked out, well, I guess, yeah, Carolina will be my East Conference team this year. I want to see them do well. I want to see

them drive hard into the playoffs like they always tend to do. What I don't want to see is an uncharacteristic early exit from them. They're getting threatened by the Panthers for the conference title. The Panthers are so fucking good this year. They have a six-game win streak and the Hurricanes have a three-game

losing streak. They're still ahead, but that's got to be the best team to play for in the entire NHL. The Panthers. You live in Miami and no one in the media gives a fuck. You could go out there not wearing gloves

and it wouldn't even be a story. No one would care. Whereas Toronto, they're like, did you see that Mitch Marner had a hot dog four hours before the game? What are we supposed to think about his commitment to the playoffs? If he's eating, like, that's what you get in Toronto.

Meanwhile, living in Miami, you could just walk around and be like, Hey, my name is Vincent Trocek. I play for the Florida Panthers. And they're like, we have a hockey team.

Really? Like, you know, Carolina is that way too yeah that would be good too do you want to be famous I think famous sucks I don't think it's any good

but I can see how people would like it I can see how a young person might like it especially you know if it's fame gets you laid if you go to a club and everyone knows who you are like I think yes fame gets you laid if you go to a club and everyone knows who you are. I think...

The Hurricanes are in Raleigh, right? Yes. It's like being a faceless YouTuber. You know those faceless commentary channels that have like 3 million subs? It's like, they're doing well financially, but no one knows who they are. That would be fucking awesome. I think a couple

of big channels have the same guys behind it i've thought the same thing which channels are you thinking about i don't know which ones it's a secret but um i guess mr beast like participates in uh there's like i don't even know what they'd be like discord groups with just elite YouTubers and, uh, they know who's who and who's behind different channels. And he said that some of these channels have, uh, the same owners. And I was like,

I didn't see it. Like, no, that's, that's on the look. There's that huge account called corpse husband who like reads horror stories and things. Yeah.

That guy is 100% guaranteed. Another YouTuber using a voice modulator 100 okay so i don't i don't know absolutely he makes music too you know i didn't know okay i spent four minutes on his channel and made a decision the the lore around corpse is that he has gird really bad and it's damaged his esophagus to the point that that's how he talks. What is this word? GERD?

G-U-R-D? G-E-R-D. It's some gastrointestinal... Gastrointestinal reflux disease or something? I don't know. D is the second one I wouldn't... Intestinal starts with an I. But he also...

Gastroesophageal. His entire audience is like the Twitch audience. That's like 13 year old fan girls that are like, Ooh, this guy has a fucking unique voice. Yes. Cause I vomited to my throat a lot. I have bulimia.

But like he makes me about a ghost. His songs are called like cat girls are ruining my life so definitely some other youtuber masquerading as a different guy absolutely confirmed the thing i'm seeing a lot of is like have you seen these channels that are doing like rise and fall videos like i saw i saw one on on like wings and things yeah well there's that and then there's like internet a J who makes like rise and fall of this channel like what's what's what's the guy that used to hang out with keemstar all these people yeah yeah yeah so there's like one called like Oh rise and

fall of movies me my blade i wonder if he's done any oh i'm sorry carry on i was just gonna say he does like every youtuber that's what does he do any falls of people who maybe aren't ready to admit they've fallen yet this is this is not really the least flattering thumbnail I've ever seen. On internet AJ his account, the rise and fall of Only Use Me Blade from Call of Duty to Rock Bottom. He picked a picture

where he looks like a corpse with missing teeth. Oh, and the horrifying downfall of Only Use Me Blade mini documentary from Sunny V2. Lots of Blade stuff like boogie keemstar david he's done like everyone he did the fall wings the rise well he did keemstar i thought keemstar was kind of not fallen yet i think keemstar's channel is huge isn't it the rise

of ninjas his most recent one is ninja fallen i hope i can fall as low as he is now i think yeah wait the fall of... All his videos get over a million views. What are they talking about? Ninja's falling healthily, a lot of people think. He doesn't look good. Oh my god, this blade thumbnail. I just found it.

They even put a negative filter to make the missing teeth pop like this is the full genre like there's 25 channels doing this right now and it's like one of the new styles of it's almost like documentary like mini doc yeah well i mean are they i mean if they already went to the rise and fall of keemstar they must be running out of people with like a rise and fall declines. And so now they're like, and even though his views are higher than ever, he's he's gay. I have a theory about this. I think they're choosing falls of relevant people because that's better clickbait. Oh, yeah.

Rise and fall of PewDiePie. And people are going to yeah. Rise and fall of PewDiePie. And people are going to be like, Oh, follow PewDiePie. Tell me more. Whereas if they do the rise and fall of like, uh, some irrelevant guy who's like now addicted to meth.

Like, yeah. I'm just amazed. Sabe. What was his name? Tabe. Tabe. Yeah.

Yeah. If they like T Tabe isn't the clickbait that he was 10 years ago. So it's not going to get this guy the views he wants. Or like Shoe Nice. Shoe Nice would be a great one because that man has a crazy fucking life.

Yeah. That guy called our podcast a lesbian book club. And honestly, it's fucking hilarious. It's honest. It is such a funny line. That guy called our podcast a lesbian book club. And honestly, it's fucking hilarious. It's honest. It is such a funny line.

I wish I had thought of it. Because I remember he said that and I had to be like, what a bastard. But I was like, God damn it. That's so funny. As soon as I heard that, I was like, ah, sick bird. Somebody get me that phone number. The guy that drinks paint just owned me is he dead yet

he's still uploading is he he was uploading to liveleak I think but then liveleak took itself down so I don't know where he uploads now. He uploaded 10 hours ago with 158k subs on YouTube. Yeah, but he's only got 1,000 views on it. It says, how to lose 25 pounds in 20 days.

Cut your arm off. Is he going to lose 25 pounds in 20 days? Eating a raw ribeye steak, one pound. Only 16k views. Has he shaved his head and filled it in with a sharpie? That barely pays for the ribeye steak, one pound. Only 16k views. Has he shaved his head and filled it in with the sharpie? That barely pays for the ribeye. Eating raw steak with a sharpie marker wig? He just drew himself like a black person's haircut with sharpie.

And then his eating. Apparently, he thought five months ago that he didn't quite perfect the raw steak eating. So he did it again a week ago. Rabbi's the worst one to eat raw. If he got a filet, I could eat a filet. But he got a fatty cut of steak. Every bite would just be straight up chewing leather. Dude, this guy's a fucking loser.

No shit. Well, he's not on a lesbian book club. No, no. He wishes he had a lesbian book club podcast now. Nobody wants to watch you eat your own cum anymore, do they? Seems like your shit ran out 10 years ago and you're still holding on. You don't want to get a job anywhere? You don't want to try anything?

How much money can you make from a one minute video? Not enough. Not enough. Enough to buy a poor quality ribeye. There is zero chance his channel is monetized. It's possible. Everything's 18 plus. Everything's 18 plus. I guarantee

it. Yeah, I wouldn't doubt it. Is 18 plus me not monetized? 18 plus fucks you so hard because you don't get monetized and you don't show up in any feed. Sidebars, sub feed,

you'll only show up in your sub feed, but no homepage, no explore. As soon as you get 18 plus, you're fucked. Is that on Twitch too? Because I've always had my channel set to 18 plus.

Twitch actually is smart enough to have an 18 plus revenue stream. I hope so. Oh, maybe that's why it's funny that you say the Bud Light Seltzer thing because I'll get comments in my chat and they're like,

I am so tired of these fucking Bud Light Seltzer ads. Apparently, Bud Light Seltzer is really pushing to it. Yeah, they push on landmarks. I watch a lot of landmark videos, and I wasn't subscribed to it on my TV, which is where I watch it, so I put it in the other day

so I could stop seeing those fucking Bud Light Seltzer ads. Right. It's constant. Yeah, it's constant, and if you're a Twitch partner, you're not supposed to get served any ads. I get ads on 70% of the streams i click on where it's just partners aren't always yeah you're as a partner you're never supposed to get ads really yeah you're never supposed to have ads served to you as a partner and i get nothing but ads constantly yeah every every stream i click on

i feel like if i'm subbed to a guy i I avoid ads, though. Well, yeah. If you're subbed, you don't get ads. That's true. That's why I subbed to most of the channels I'm subbed to. I don't know. I had a video that was not 18 plus like a month ago, and that's at 120K views. I have one that got 18 plus three weeks ago. It's at 6K views. Yeah, so it basically shuts you down, not suggested. Yeah. Because if it's suggested,k views yeah so basically shuts you down not suggested yeah because if it's suggested

people watch it but if it's not it's only my core base sub audience that searches for it in their feed how did losing the channel for two years impact your your retention was it like you came back and it was like everybody had you know forgotten moved on 20k subs and i lost more than i lost 30k subs uh just from the deletion and then for three months every time i posted i would lose another 500 subs so this is the first month and since i forgot my channel back that i'm positive subs i I'm like plus 2k this month. Good. I'm glad to hear that, man. I'm glad it's going well.

It's been a fucking uphill climb. That's such bullshit that you got removed in the first place. I upload to my second channel more almost because it's fully monetized. Go on YouTube and type in naked yoga. Go on YouTube and type in naked yoga

and this is all allowed. This is 100% fine. I'm telling you, this is 1 million percent fine. You can see full on pussy and this is okay. This is fine. You say no no words and you're shut down You can see full on pussy. And this is a thumbnail. This is fine.

You say no, no words and you're shut down. But this is, this is actually proper. It's literally pornography under the guise of his wax and her pussy. This is literally pornography aimed at 13 year olds that are too afraid to go on real porn sites. I'm watching, I'm watching. this one's called

educational Brazilian wax triangle up top okay this one has naked guys no one wants this this woman is sitting with the bottom of her feet together and her legs apart you can see inside a little bit

nude yoga if they're gonna they should ban men. Right. I don't like this. This is some sexism I'm okay with. Look at this guy's horrible Hank Hill ass on radical beauty inside a naked yoga class. Bearing is caring.

Oh, it's time for the butthole. Dude, you type in just the word naked and you get porn. Oh, my gosh. Oh, my God. Kyle, I just came across the educational Brazilian wax. Yeah. This is.

Dude, skip to six minutes and 25 seconds. This is lewd. 625. Let me see. 625. 625. This is lewd. 625. Let's see, 625.

Hey dude, they're doing a breast exam on Channel 7. Right. Word. Is that an office face? Yeah. The girls at the same time. You just fucking roasted us as bad as

you guys did. We are so guilty of that right now. They're doing a fresh exam on channel 7. He's sitting there with fucking Rachel from Friends. God damn it. It's awesome.

This guy's got his dick out. What are you doing? I saw that one. There's a sex education vulva exam. I just feel like when they do the yoga and you're getting this like gynecological viewpoint, it's not by accident. You know what? They're not unaware of what... Okay.

You were saying? Yeah, I was saying let's put naked yoga in the title of this video. And we'll steal some of these videos. Because apparently you can say naked yoga, no problem. It's in a million videos. I say the word... I put the word weed in my title. And it gets fucking removed.

No, what you need to do is take your pussy out and spread it. And show how you would wax your asshole. So if I smoke entirely naked. This is the hottest chick yet. Naked yoga school. Simple naked yoga practice. The comments are mostly in Spanish. How is this slipping by the goalie?

I don't understand this. I thought that nudity was this way. I don't speak Spanish, but I know what this guy is trying to say. Como, YouTube? No censura esto? Bingo de TikTok, smiley face. Ah, he's horny.

Did you guys already look at sex, education, female anatomy, vagina, vulva examination? I watched a woman like pouting her pussy over, it's called the differences between these are new words for me, so forgive me between

valsalva maneuver versus and hypopressive on vaginal wall this is just a woman like you suggested i looked it up and 12 seconds in, it's just fucking pussy. Oh, dude, go 53 seconds in. Oh, it's got a 50. Oh, my God. Oh. Yeah.

This is YouTube. You got to admit it. This is so explicit. So she's laying on her back with her knees in the air, pulling her pussy apart. I can see your heart beating. laying on her back with her knees in the air, pulling her pussy apart. I can see your heart beating. It's a straight shot through the canal. I can see your digesting food the whole time. This is wild.

There's a baby in there, I see it! And you know what, the comment from this channel on their own video is, only for educational purpose. Yeah, you don't determine what I do. It certainly isn't pornography masquerading as education. Certainly not. That would be despicable. You type in the word sex,

and the first thing you get is MSNBC. Sex education. Yes, it's about Matt Gaetz. Dude, Matt Gaetz is in trouble. I don't know if other people are interested in this story. I just put like nude pussy. Will I say anything? Let's see.

Do you want to stay on this? Yes. Yeah. Oh, yeah. You just sent you right down the yoga pipeline. I'm sorry. Go ahead. You can just look up.

Wait, let me. You can just look up. Wait, let me. If you search for naked pussy, this woman, I guess, gets molded again. They're making sex toys off of her. Getting molded again. I timestamped that one. The very, very bottom thing.

This guy's living his best life. Bro. Oh, I saw that one one I didn't like it there's a lot of dick in that one getting molded I was like okay this isn't like she's clothed and then eight minutes in I just put in

I put in bareback pussy fuck just to see what would come up on YouTube and there's a video that came up that's called how to sex a woman with a wide vagina how to fuck a wide vj is this a thing do some women have wide vaginas yes and she's like this is this is outrageous the first video when you search bareback pussy fuck is from cosmopolitan saying shower sex positions attempted by real people let me see if there's actually

i've never looked for porn on youtube before but i porn pussy fuck is what i typed in and i i learned this because someone in my twitch chat was like you think hot tub girls on Twitch? Look up naked yoga on YouTube. And I didn't. I was like, oh my god. There's a video with 10 million views called For Pussy Eaters The Racetrack Sex Position. I don't think I know the racetrack sex position. For Pussy Eaters

Racetrack Sex. Let's see. How is this not just reverse cowgirl? What are they doing? Sex is a workout. Yeah, if you're fat. Yeah, sex is a disappointing amount of cowgirl. Oh, body expiration vagina. Subscribe now.

Discover the vulva. Cowgirl? That's a speculum. I'm not talking about cowgirl. Oh, wait, wait. Hold on, hold on. This is, I just found another educational video. This one's called,

What a Pussy, I Can't Resist, Pussy Eating and Pounding Till Cream Pie from Behind by Mr. Pussy Licking. So it's good they've done it. Oh, noted YouTuber, Mr. Pussy Licking. Mr. Pussy Licking. See, Mr. Beast does own several channels. Hi, guys.

If you can lick this pussy to coming, I'm going to give you $10 million. We went into a random town and bought all the restaurants and all the houses, and now we're keeping the residents as slaves. That's a good-ass Mr. Beast video. We've taken an entire small Arkansas town

and turned them into indentured servants. We purchased their debt from the bank. We purchased the entire debt of a small town from a bank. I'm now a dictator. Martial law has been established. Martial law has been... Chandler, do something funny be silly

it's beast law he makes a book he's the chief of police no more warning shots that's our logo it's a whole town of youtubers and it's like it's a lot of fucking weird people here a lot of people messaging minors on discord man it turns out there's a lot of youtubers messaging minors on discord

and now that the sheriff of beast town that would be a hilarious video i want to see the eventual culmination of mr beast is he's a dictator somewhere or he is he's been a fool us evil mastermind the whole time. He actually owns a country. Yeah he's a country. We bought Bulgaria. Yeah. This week I

bought Romania and I shoot all the gypsies out. Oh Matt Gates. I was starting toies out. Oh, Matt Gates. I was starting to talk about. Oh, Gates. Yeah, dude. So his I'll call him his co-conspirator, his buddy who was like paying the underage whores or whatever. People got mad when I called women who take money for sex whores.

OK. Worker. Um, yeah, I guess, but, uh, I think they were saying it because those underage girls aren't the ones getting the money. It's their pimps who are taking advantage of them and forcing them into

that position. So like the, the, the underage girl herself isn't the one getting the money. It's some guy. And that makes them not whores. I don't know. I'm very confused.

Definitely not. It's a woman trapped into being sexually exploited. That isn't... Not in the Matt Gaetz situation. I thought she was an underage girl that was coerced into having to do these things. But there's no pimp involved or anything. They picked her up at college directly. I think she put

herself on websites. I'm pretty sure there's no pimps involved. You're much closer to it. yeah yeah anyway what's new is that his uh partner i'll say a partner in crime has pled guilty to this thing or he's going to plead guilty and his statement got out saying that like yes we absolutely gave money to these girls and there was one who was 17 and they had almost sympathetic to Matt Gates because they had no idea she was 17. She looked like a college age kid. If you're in college, you're probably 18. All her friends were college age kids.

She said she was a college age kid. So she lied about her age. All her friends were in college. She said she was a college to age kid so she lied about her age all her friends were in college she said she was in college and they i guess paid her expenses and took her out and fucked her and she fucked the other girls and it was quite the party and then later they find out she was 17 and it's like that's not the age in florida it's 18 in Florida. Right. I think when you pay them. It's extra bad if they're under 18. I'm actually not positive about that. Yeah.

And you're kind of right. If it's a girlfriend situation, it might have just been straight up legal. But it doesn't. What does it mean for him? Like, what's the what's coming down the pike? I feel like these these almost never turns into anything right politicians they it's a huge oh my god and then nothing happens they just do whatever they want all the time i wonder if it even so he's in a safe republican district is he gonna get primaried like matt gates is loved in many Republican circles. He's very popular.

You know, he's very pro-Trump. If you like Trump, you like Matt Gaetz. Those two are hand in hand. And a lot of people like Trump. So I don't even know if he's in danger of not getting reelected, even though he literally had sex with underage girls. The media will drop it at some point. Like all the offensive shit where they like hold him to the fire. It's like, oh, my goodness.

You know, fucking Governor Cu cuomo he was hiding deaths oh he's getting accused of it that's gone that's gone i haven't seen that in a while nothing's going to come of it uh the blackface virginia governor oh my god the biggest to do oh gone nobody cares like they make a big to do they get their clicks clicks, they get their ratings. And then it's almost like you can only get canceled. If you agree to it, you have to submit to the canceling. If you just say actually no, then they're like, Oh,

well, okay. Dick Masterson's advice. Never apologize because the people that are trying to get to you to apologize, aren't doing it because they're earnest. They're doing it because they're trying to get you to admit fault. And once you've admitted fault,

then they can go hog. Why? That's the way this works. It sounds right. Ish. Yeah. earnest, they're doing it because they're trying to get you to admit fault. And once you've admitted fault, then they can go hogwash. That's the way this works. It sounds right-ish. Yeah. They tried to cancel Trump a thousand times, and he was just always like, fuck you, fuck you, too. Here's another thing to talk about. Well, I mean, they did cancel Trump in the end.

They banned him from all social media. Well, he was the sitting president, no less. They got rid of him from everything it's just really really that what that elucidates is how much big tech is like they're so unbelievably powerful and it's just a bunch of lost the election and they stopped treating him like the president well i mean they they literally they don't let him communicate to anyone now like no no one will uh platform him facebook i think so right no no facebook um they kicked the can down the road a little bit but like they banned him and then they like reviewed it and they decided to review it again six months from now i think i have that right is parlor still a thing i don't know i'm not

sure i mean there's no way for any like and you see a lot of these people like we have to go to alt tech and it's, are you retarded? You think that these all tech platforms have any chance of unseating Twitter, Facebook, YouTube, Instagram, Google? Like you're you're delusional. The government and those companies are incestuous. Like they're not going to they're not going to be like, oh, there's a new free speech platform and we're going to get behind that. Like now, like the board is set. The pieces are there.

That's what we're working on. The government is tied into which platforms become popular. I think it's incredibly difficult to unseat them. It happens every once in a blue moon. MySpace was beat by Facebook and eBay seems to be beaten by Facebook too. That was before the politization. Is that the word? When MySpace was unseated, it was because it was purely just a, you know, hate to say the free market shit, but like Facebook was better. It was, it just, it was better. Um, whereas with this, like, yeah, the, these big companies are the biggest donors in many cases to politicians. And so like,

they're going to support them regardless. Like, uh, like Mark Zuckerberg didn't pour $300 million into get out the vote for Democrats in Georgia to lose money. He's not the guy that's going to – it's like, oh my god, you're going to pay higher taxes. Zuckerberg put $300 million into the Georgia election? Yeah, to get out the vote in Georgia. And so like these guys are not the ones paying the taxes at the end of the day. Like it may be, oh, higher taxes for businesses. Really? You think Facebook, Instagram, and Google are going to ones paying the taxes at the end of the day. Like, it may be, oh, higher taxes for businesses. Really? You think Facebook, Instagram, and Google are going to be paying those taxes?

They've got a million shell companies everywhere, and they're not paying shit. Like, it's just going to hurt middle class. When I worked at Cisco, I was involved in a project on that. Basically, we took all our sales over the internet in America, and they're like, we can avoid taxes by taking these systems making a copy of them in like outside america and europe and here and there and then any sales that like didn't actually happen in america no longer pay american taxes and that was a big thing which i guess is the legal right way to do it but it's still avoiding american taxes it's the legal way but is that legal loophole there because it makes sense or because a bunch of rich people lobbied for that to be made?

I can argue that it makes sense. So if I make a product in whatever, Taiwan, and sell it to Amsterdam, why are American taxes being paid? I mean, if it's a company based here. Okay, so you think America should get's if it's a company based here. Okay. So you think America should get a piece of all the companies based here? I, yeah, definitely.

Okay. They're definitely getting some benefit from it, you know, from being an American company where the R and D happened, where the education for these products was created, et cetera. You know, they're typically American engineers who were inventing this shit.

Like there's an argument for what you said. There's an argument against it too. You know, like this sale had nothing to do with America. I have to leave America if you're going to take a piece of everything because I can't make something in Ireland and sell it to England and then pay American taxes. How's that? Like what do you even have to do with this?

And that's fair enough too. I'm too stupid to know how all that shit should work out. Me too. I feel like the biggest fear of American business right now is, like, if we make them pay taxes, they're going to go to China or India or Europe. They're not going to stay here. They were doing that. Yeah, there was, like, kind of an exodus where companies would go to Ireland was a big one. Right. You got to put punishments on them. You got to be like,

oh, you're going to outsource. Really? You're going to remove a lot of American jobs. OK, well, here's the tariffs or whatever you're going to be paying to get your product back in. And you make it so much of a punishment that they have to keep jobs here. And if that makes products a bit more expensive, like at least all the middle-class people who worked here and we're getting their salaries, like that's more beneficial to them. Yeah. That's a neat idea. I, yeah,

you need to make it. I need to think a little longer about it. Like, Oh, what are the, like, if you have real punishments for not hiring American, then you're subsidizing American workers in a way by making foreign workers

more expensive. Could that make American workers less competitive? That's the problem, right? If outside workers suddenly cost an extra $30 an hour for no real reason, then we get to be $30 an hour less productive before we break it even. And that might make us suck or be uncompetitive and have poorly run manufacturing plants or whatever. We barely have any manufacturing plants of anything because it's all been outsourced that way. And what we've seen is that the outsourcing

of that destroys middle class towns and working class people. And so like if goods are a bit more expensive because you have to levy these things, that's, that's way preferential to like entire towns and like Pennsylvania and the Rust Belt being hollowed out because there's no longer any jobs. Like that's tremendously inefficient and bad for us to, and then now think of, think of the cost of taking a bunch of people in the U S and putting them on effectively welfare that their job has been taken. They're not highly educated. They can't jump somewhere else. You saw that bullshit journalist thing where they're like, oh, people are losing their jobs in Pennsylvania. Well, I'm a journalist, which means I was born in L.A. or New York and I'm rich and, you know, or Washington, D.C. You know, I come from wealth.

Learn to code, idiot. And it's like, how callous can you be? How fucking callous can you be to someone who spent their entire life in the same trade and then they're 42 43 whatever it is and it's torn out from under them learn to code fuck yourself fuck yourself like that's that is the most that is unbelievably callous and i like andrew yang's line on it he's like the people who think that coal miners should learn to code have had neither of those jobs and it's like yeah that's so true that's so yeah and like i just hate that coastal especially journalist thing where it's just shitting on working class people they'll pretend like we're we're working class fighting people we're fighting against the establishment it's like really really you work for the washington post owned by the richest man

in world history you're fighting the establishment really you wake up at noon look on the fucking computer for two hours and write for two hours and get paid for 40 bucks an hour for it like yeah and maybe not even that much but it's like man you're really fighting the system you tweeted uh uh 13 times since 9 a.m and it's 10 so yeah you're really grinding it out hard against the establishment it's just it's annoying it's annoying to see that. That's just the, the absolute derision and hate that a lot of people you see on the coast have for like normal people in Pennsylvania and the Rust Belt who have these jobs that they see as like, Oh, lesser than I would never,

I would never work on a pipeline. Really? If that was your only option, you're not educated and you don't come from wealth. You wouldn't work on the pipeline to provide for your family. It's like that's what they were born into. I think the pipeline guys hate the coastal guys just as much. True. Yeah, for sure.

But I would say that their hatred is more accurate because do those coastal guys or I'm sorry, one of those sides has huge amount of reach and voice in the media augmented and the other side are dirt farmers who don't have any institutional power whatsoever and so like it's absolutely a mismatch as far as influence i hear you i mean i learned to code and i didn't feel like i had anyone talking like helping me like i i uh i worked in a group with like trying to get the numbers right my group had like 20 people they're like 18 non-americans and it's like i'm not getting any protection here we're straight up importing people from india to get all these jobs we're like i'm not feeling like i'm some influential media person who's getting all these benefits. I'm under attack left and right with pressure to lower wages.

And, you know, like this is a tricky job that not everyone can do. And I don't think that I was saying coastal like the entire I was talking specifically about, like, the way that I see journalists treating those people, not not other people on the coast, like hardworking people like you. Hardworking. I did have a ping pong table. He's one of them. You did have a ping pong table he's one of them you did have a hard you're dominating the nation people every day some of them i could beat fucking uh oh what was his name we call him chumba wumba i forget there was a dude who was on his college ping pong ping pong team in India. The table tennis team, I guess.

But he kicked my ass. He kicked my ass with shit that didn't even look good. I have a power game. So I would just smash it as hard as I could. And if you didn't know anything about ping pong, it would look like I was quite good. This guy had a spin game. And he would just lob this mocking shit at me. And I'd try to overpower it and it wasn't that successful there's too much spin and you're

just going off the table I'm just like into the net he's got so much backspin that it augments your forespin yeah I'd hit it at him at like mock one and like he'd just catch it at the bottom of the table and spin it from here.

It'd come over the side, not even over the net, and just do wacky shit. He wasn't impressed with my power game at all. Ping pong is one of those activities that you'll think like, I'm pretty good at this. And then you play someone who is good, and you're like, oh, I was woefully misinformed about my ability. He's like, and you can tell because I was playing a buddy of mine who I'd never played before. This was many years ago at his house. He had a ping pong table that should have clued me in.

I was like, yeah, I'll play against you, man. And the way he served, before he hit the first one, he threw it up in the air like a legal serve and then went on the down thing. And it was like it bounced back over to his side. Did it literally? Yes, it literally did. That's a good serve.

This isn't fun, man. Did he stomp his foot on the serve? No. All the Indian guys would disguise their serve by stomping their foot at the same time so they throw it up and hit it like that and it's just a little more to toss you

off I mean toss you off that might mean something different just a little more to masturbate his name wasn't Hussein I forget anyway Chumbawamba he would beat me in ping pong, but he gained weight after he left college, and his pants were so tight he couldn't pick up the ball anymore.

I thought he was injured because he had a really particular stance where he had to bend over from the waist up the whole way, but it was because his pants didn't allow him the flexibility to pick up a ping pong ball good times it's it's very like college very college i like sports that are like one-off like that like ping pong like my new thing slap slap fighting like slap fighting awesome i think uh eastern europeans and russians are really into that right yes look up punchdown and and it's these fucking huge polish dudes just slapping the daylight out of each other kind of cheat like like i i think the intention of it is that you like you put up

with a slap which is like this open-handed kind of i don't know how to describe slap versus palm hit yeah no they hit right here they hit like jaw to palm it's pancreas but with no defense yeah yeah i think it's not supposed to be so they added chalk to the hands so you can like sort of see what happened and but it's really just palm striking guys in the face until one gets knocked out and the loser is oftentimes the one who was who broke the rules less right that's the challenge of watching this is hilarious content i want to watch this on twitch this is so funny yeah like stream content nine times out in mma you can look at their bodies and make a guess, but it's not a very good indicator.

Oftentimes, the people with worse physiques win the fight. And these ones seem like the fat guys get some real power. Big guys win all the time in slap fights. It's very rare that some guy comes up, he's fit as fuck, he's 167 pounds and ripped. What are you doing there you're that 300 pound monster is gonna hurt you and he does every time right the world slap fighting championships man we human we've gotten too advanced to allow things like this great we're out of ideas

we're out of things to do we're like now that we all have our food and shelter taken care of we'll come up with awesome things slap fighting championships slap fighting is crazy i've seen a lot of it if you go it's it makes it on the reddit front page a lot that's why i i know what little i know about it dude i like the measure up where they reach their hand out and they like try and gauge exactly where you're gonna put the the bone here yeah and then the other guy has to like sit through that process right so you're doing one of these doing these like getting ready for it i'm waiting for the one guy just to bite the other guy's hand flinch it's a penalty so you have to sit there and get slapped in the fucking face without flinching. Fuck that.

This guy pulled back a little bit and he made it so the other guy only got some fingers. So I don't know if that's allowed. He'll probably get fouled. That's preferred if you're getting slapped. Well yeah, you want to get that's what I'm saying is that the other guy lined it up and then as he was swinging

the guy kind of just a fraction of an inch enough to get that out of the way. To get the palm off. Beard is a huge advantage. Do you think beard provides significant padding? Yes. Better than nothing. Really?

Because I don't think, I think if you were to hit me through my hair, it would not provide significant padding. I think the friction is also a thing because with a bare face, you hit and you keep contact, but you kind of slide off the slick hair hair that's an a obscure the target a little bit too yes it could have screwed the target yeah it's hard to see what it's

like one of those Leonidas beards that makes your chin I just whiffs your beard great hair just you guys want to wrap? Yeah. Where can everybody find your stuff, Josh? You can find me on YouTube at strain central Instagram at strain underscore central Twitter at strain central. All right.

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