Painkiller Already - PKA 559 w/Tmartn & Jericho - Kyle Calls out Diego Sanchez, Mr Beast plays Poker, Herman Cain Award

Episode Date: September 4, 2021

pka 559 double guests trevor and tucker kyle yeah a few sponsors tonight blue chew lucy and smart mouth we'll get a little later on the show but yeah nice little throwback episode you guys want to play some uh modern warfare 2 just ditch this whole thing let's do it just past that 10 year anniversary we could recreate it with four people we used to run all the time with four people oh or whatever yeah yeah that was fun i nobody played that that was like that mercenary mosh pit we're so dead all the time yeah tactical but that was a team tack was uh cod four that was the three man that's what i that's where like if we wanted like a crazy win street, we'd play Team Tacker Mosh Pit with, like, your best little group of players and, like, I don't know.

You wouldn't lose. It was impossible to lose. You wouldn't lose. It was just people accidentally in there. It was game – You'd treat it like game battles and little Timmies just, like, playing. Essentially. Trevor, Onslaught, me, and somebody else, I don't recall,

would play together every night. It was, was like a standing thing we wouldn't set up are we going to play tonight it was it went without saying i don't even think we had to pick a time i think we were just all on and yeah it just happened the lobby formed and we just went for it yeah uh eventually we graduated to gbs and that's when it became a lot more frustrating yeah we had some we lost now and then. We had some hostile, but GV's the game battles. High highs and low lows. That's the nature of it.

Yeah, I would always play with Impulse and Socrates. And it was so crazy. I guess that's been like 10 years ago now. And I was on Twitch last week or something like that. And I see It's Impulse in my chat. He goes, yo man, what's

up? And I'm like, is this the real It's Impulse? I'm like, where'd you go to college, dude? And he's like, Ole Miss. And I'm like, dude! What the fuck? Like, how do you... And then a couple people that I've reconnected with like that that I hadn't talked to in years and years.

It's been cool. Twitch is good for that. That's like my favorite part about about it there's some people from like the early early early cod for montage days like this dude clairvoyant who who used to make a bunch of clairvoyant d used to make a bunch of shit in world at war he pops in from time to time it's just like a nice blast from the past i'm like yeah we used i used to join your session in progress back in the day like i was a fan boy yeah paid 1600 to be on that friends list hey we were grinding back then you know that was that was the money i'm pretty sure about you fight about fear mohos if you guys remember him yeah he's like he was on fear yeah i think i

might have bought lessons from him at one point you bought the lessons i was about to say he sold the lessons oh no i mean he did a good job i'm'm not going to lie. I'm sure he did. He's a cool cat, and he's still super successful at what he does. But I was back in the grind days. I paid $20 to play with Hutch. I wasn't even on YouTube. I just really wanted to play with him. I'm going to ask him next time I see him about that if he remembers. So he might not remember it the same way, but here's how it went.

He wanted to upgrade his recording equipment and he asked everyone for like a dollar or five dollars or something like that just so that they would get better quality videos and i was like i'll give you 20 if you let me play with you and he kind of declined he was like dude i could never charge anyone to play with me and i was like well i'm giving you 20 and if you don't follow through that's on you like that was the position i put him in yeah yeah so he's like well damn you got me quartered now so so that's how he played with me how many games you get do you remember it was all night and it wasn't just him it was like the optic squad at the time so i played with him um

i played with hex and you know so the original optic guys before they had a pro team that's funny yeah it's amazing how much money's worth for sure oh for sure yeah i i lost many games on shipment that night and then we switched i lost games on other maps too but it was a good time yeah i haven't really found a game since like those old days that i've been like that and you never will that long i don't know like i've really enjoyed vermin type my friends for like short periods of time like like just grinding the fuck out of that um and uh but i'm looking for something new i don't know what we're afraid it's i'm afraid it's gonna be rust i'm afraid it's gonna be rough like my friends are trying to

drag me back in but like i just i just got out like it's so hard to like go to the life. Yeah, that's what I'm gonna say like Like on wipe day. I play for 16 hours straight like like like I take bathroom breaks I take bathroom breaks and 16 hours straight I'm gonna say it I think prison helped you get out of rust and now you're slipping back in and I sense like I played a couple wipes since prison and it's hard. It's hard. Like, like,

like time hard or like gameplay hard, like time hard, time hard, like, like, like we destroy the game. Like I'm not that great. Uh,

or what now? Like, like the community, are they getting better at it? No, no, the community. Oh,

I thought you meant, are they becoming nicer people? The community is awful. Like, is it pretty sweaty? I would imagine. are they becoming nicer people. The community is awful. No, no, no, no. Like is it pretty sweaty? I would imagine. Super sweaty. Super sweaty. It always has been.

I've never played on like a soft rust white. Like I've never been like these guys suck. Like I'm always the worst person on my team. I'm the guy – I'll spend two hours a night practicing my AK spray and still like my friends are just like their AKs just sit still. Go da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da. So I'm always the worst guy on my squad and i like it that way there shouldn't be anybody worse than me why would i play with somebody like that just get carried baby yeah but like wipe day i play 16 hours and the next day you put in at least 12 and like keeping up with like the rest of your life

when you're doing something like that just staying showered is a little hard yeah like it's it's it's awful but but my friends are like come on come back it'll be easy isn't this like arc uh no it's pretty good there's a second one coming out right fairly soon so that might be something you could hop into i don't know if you're into the dinosaur thing but i played the first one quite a bit and it's honestly a lot of fun. It's kind of the same vibe as rust. Yeah. Yeah. I've seen gameplay. It has to be enough. Yeah. I've seen gameplay.

I've considered it. I don't know. Um, I've already got so many hours in rust. Like I don't, I think I may have 2000 hours and like, I kind of know my way around the game. That's,

that's interesting. Right. That you're like 2000 hours and you're like, I think I have a basic knowledge of this. Now I kind of know how things work. Um, people who jump into it and they're like, I think I have a basic knowledge of this now. I kind of know how things work. People who jump into it and they're like, yeah, I got 200 hours. I know what's up. You know what's crazy?

I hit 2,000 hours in Counter-Strike recently. But, I mean, that's with taking a year-long break and I haven't played in, like, two months now. But when I hit that 2,000 hours, I was like, nice. Now I'm finally a Counter-Strike gamer. Like, 2,000 hours is the entry level for I play that game a lot, right? Because, you know, Plum has 18,000 hours in Counter-Strike. You're just like, okay. 2,000 in Rust is like you don't even tell people because it's so low.

Like, you would never brag about it. Well, yeah, it's like how many hours in WoW do you have? Don't ask that question unless you've been playing for 10 years. Like, there's no answer that's gonna be good it's it's like like the guys who are like legit they've got 6 000 hours at least like you have at least you have at least 200 hours of hitting trees right oh yeah at least at least of just farming i'm just is there any talent to hitting trees like in minecraft there is not there's a tiny bit yeah okay there's a mini game based into it where like the if you just like blindly hit the tree you get less resources but

if you hit the x that appears after every swing you get a little bit more um there's there's skill to literally everything in that game like there's a skillful way to fucking mine rocks like like everything's like that it's silly there's skillful ways to like run and dodge there's skillful ways to use a bow believe it or not there's trick shoot there's trick shots you can do with the bow it's silly there's skillful ways to like run and dodge there's skillful ways to use a bow believe it or not there's trick shoot there's trick shots you can do with the bow it's uh it's a hard game to it's an easy game to just go in there and like yeah this is like minecraft right yeah yeah a little bit a little bit except for the swastikas on that base over there that's no i don't know minecraft i don't. I feel like that's in every game like that. Welcome to Woodycraft.

Roblox. That's the people, not the game. That's just the gaming community. Yeah. They're rough. It's about to get better, though. I'm sure you guys all saw. China has made it so that if you're under 18,

you can only play three hours of video games a week. Yeah. Cheaters, huh? Did you see the fine print on when you can play i did not it is only between 8 and 9 p.m on friday saturday and sunday or state holidays monday wife let's go so you don't even get you don't even get to play the hour that you want it's like as soon as eight o'clock rolls around china's entire grid is just gonna go you guys have faith that this will be enforced and make a difference.

Ah, it will be enforced because they're using facial recognition software to make sure that the... And it's tied to a real ID, so every game will require you, if you want online access, to tie your whatever, their social score number to it. And facial

recognition to guarantee that it's the kid playing. I was like, oh, they're really going for it. America goes bonkers when they wear a mask at Walmart. You don't have a choice. When gamer score was prominent and everyone wanted a high gamer score, I kind of almost want to see what would happen here. Bro, my social score is like 900. What are you?

That's credit score. We have that. It's called credit score. I'm platinum. I'm bronze two. I'm bronze two social. is like 900. What are you? That's credit score. We have that. It's called credit score. I'm bronze too. I'm bronze too social. That's right. Sabotage you by Photoshopping you. Yeah, that's wild.

Public or something. Or spitting. It's probably a good thing for the society as a whole to limit gaming to that until you're of an adult age. I'm going to be honest with you. It probably is in some way a good idea. However, I'm not 18, so I don't fucking care. Sucks to suck. But if I were in that position, I would be so mad. I would be infuriated.

What if you're an aspiring pro gamer, right? Not anymore. Which is like a thing, right? That used to be a joke. Like, oh, yeah, you're going to be a pro. Now it's like there are people who make incredible livings playing games, whether it's Twitch or it's like on the pro circuit, like be a joke. Like, oh, yeah, you're going to be a pro. Like, now it's like there are people who make incredible livings, like, playing games, whether it's Twitch or it's, like, on the pro circuit, like, name a game. Or you're like, good Chinese pro gamers. Oh, yeah.

It's massive over there, yeah. I mean, China has. No, we're not talking about South Korea. I mean, yeah, no, China is really. Yeah, they have some really. First of all, if you have a billion people, you're going to have good talent, right? Like India has some great gamers. They may not be good in Western games, but like Garena, Free Fire, whatever that like

mobile game is not, not, not a single Westerner is going to touch any of them in it. Like, it's just gross. Have you guys seen that game? And they're not cheating. No, they're not cheating. Garena Free Fire is like, oh, did i accuse a chinese gamer of running hacks my bad i'm sorry that's what i was getting at is that rust is going to be more fun now because there won't be as many chinese cheaters because we would just run into it so much and it's so

obvious in that game like so few players can beam you with an ak like at long range and just melt you instantly and you just run into people who are just like they just turn you off and it's just like come on headshot headshot headshot you tripled me from 150 meters like bullshit bullshit well that and pub g was it was huge because it had voip so you could actually hear the people yelling at you that like i wonder where this guy's screaming china number one is from like i really truly wonder same with russ same with russ you got voip in there too oh you're right you do yeah trevor i cut you off you were talking about a game i don't want to oh no i was just saying i

realized this the other day um or a couple months ago but garina free fire is like this this mobile battle royale that is the most uploaded and watched video game on youtube period but nobody knows about it because it's just not because it's not western not in europe it's not western at all brazil and india right which make up like 1.5 billion people it's the hottest shit over there you can look at videos and they have like 30 million views just like average videos like it's it's unbelievable i think the gararena free file fire mobile tournament broke the youtube concurrent stream record by like an unimaginable number it was just like oh yeah people you know people used to be uh kind of like an easy a soft target if you could speak portuguese

or maybe spanish because there just wasn't the same level of competition there as there were for english speakers right i wonder if that's still true I wonder if you're like a Portuguese speaking YouTuber if it's easy to get tons of views well no no no well think about lower though yeah CPMs are lower which is true but also uh think about the amount of uh Spanish speaking individuals who are streaming on Twitch like like 150,000 people, right? Like, if you can speak the language, I feel like that's a huge barrier of entry that you're jumping over, and then it's just a matter of, like,

do they fuck with somebody who's not from there that speaks the language? I don't think it's a big problem. Yeah, I would guess they're not. They would, but, yeah, like I said, I see that there's a big market there. I wonder if it's if i should learn work no i guess it's before there weren't enough portuguese speaking youtubers so if you were that guy you could blow up maybe now there are i don't pay attention to that market neither do i i mean

like was montana black the first big German YouTuber streamer? And like, he just rode that wave. Like, I don't know the context of any of these people because like you said, and like Trevor said, it's kind of unknown to the Western world. Like, I don't follow Indian creators outside of T-Series because they follow PewDiePie. Trevor, what's new in your life, man? What are you doing it so we haven't talked much we we text now and then or tweet here and there but last we left off when we were talking a lot you got big into the real estate thing right are you still into real estate like you used to be um no not really uh i definitely i mean i that's kind of like a plan b at some point whenever it

makes sense right now i'm just totally focused on content on youtube i've been uploading two videos a day for like eight years now like i've got like 14 000 videos or something so good just been it i mean not a lot has changed obviously i've grown and matured and, you know, I've been dating the same girl for five years and we started a travel channel together and we've been working with like travel brands and stuff like that. But really, at the end of the day, I'm still almost stuck in like the 2011, 2012 Trev. I'm just not playing COD anymore. I'm just playing video games, which is great. It's fun. You know, I think some days it's definitely turned into a job more than a passion now so there is a little bit more grind to it but I do enjoy it and I know I'm super lucky to be in this position so that takes up most of my focus and then you know earnings from that I just kind of dump into the stock market real estate and stocks are usually about the same it's good to be diversified but I just don't have the time for real estate at the moment. For a while, it was almost like a, I don't want to say a meme, but it was a common thing. People would make some money and then they'd get into real estate. They

were parlaying their social media success into real estate. And I'm always like, let's circle back in five years and see how that went. so right now, I'm so bad with names. Help me. Who's the guy with the marijuana cookie, Kyle? Oh, Quebel Cop. Quebel Cop. Thank you. You're right.

Quebel does have. Right. It's a tough name. But anyway, I love Quebel Cop. Nothing but success for him. But I see that he's getting into real estate. And I really don't know if it's going to be a wildly successful venture that he's just super glad he got into. Or if a couple of years

from now, he's like, eh, you know what? Real estate's not the best way for me to use my resources. Being a landlord is lame. Do something fun with it. It's uninspiring. I feel like it would be more fulfilling to do literally anything else with your money yeah he bought an old gas station and oh okay sounds like a terrible investment potentially like i mean i have no i'd have no opinion on it what do i know about gas stations in amsterdam maybe i don't not even sure yeah right like amsterdam yeah so uh you know like i i'm not gonna say thumbs up or down that i just wish him good luck but um it's it's so wildly different than what i would think of is his core competency we'll see

he said it ran himself sacked it again so i just want to know five years from now is he going to be like i'm so glad i have a gas series set a reminder five years from now. Broke or not. No, I think there's a place for it. If you're in our position where you're so focused on content, I think just buying something and then paying a property manager to run it for 15%, 10%, whatever it is, which is what I'm doing. I mean, it's not bad, but you're not going to make a ton of money on it. I think where you can really make money is if you have the time to dedicate to it to improve it or change it or raise the rents and that sort of thing, which I mean, I just I don't have the time for that. I can't go and deal with that and deal with evicting people and deal with, you know, all the BS that comes with it. It's just it's not worth it.

You can get pretty much the same return in the stock market. So why not just set it and forget it? Yeah, I I have a friend, I'm trying not to dox him as I'm thinking before I speak, but he owns a couple of real estate buildings and he earns barely enough to live on or a really nice addition to whatever your day job would be. Right. Like if you can imagine that amount of money and, uh, it's, it's nice, right right you'll take that and add it to whatever else you're going to do so uh yeah anyway i was always curious how your real estate ventures worked out if you were just expanding your empire or i mean i still have everything um you didn't sell anything

nope nope just kind of paying paying down the mortgages and you know 20 years from now i'll have a bunch of paid off properties which will be great great, but it's not like it's doing anything super notable. Now you own some small percentages of bigger projects, if I recall. Like weren't you invited to invest in some bigger things? What is your portfolio percentages? No, no, stop, stop. So I started with single families.

I think I have four of those. And then my mentor that kind of got me into it, who I met through my mother's friend through like a rotary organization or something, great guy, kind of held my hand through it and taught me everything that I know, which isn't much, but enough to invest, I guess. He has like hundreds of doors in Illinois where I'm from. So when he sees one that's good and we haven't done a deal together in three or four years, but when he sees one that's really good

and he's kind of strapped for cash because it's all about leverage and sometimes you're just leveraged out, he'll bring me in and we have a 50% cut on a couple of smaller multi-units, like quadplexes and stuff like that. But nothing, I think eight is the biggest, nothing like 30 50 100 anything super notable I'm just impressed that he measures it by doors I didn't know that it makes sense to me but yeah guys got hundreds

of doors and I've got like 60 in here there you go there's like five in this room you want at least every door to be paying making a hundred bucks per month on top of uh principal interest um you know all your your outgoing expenses so i mean that's what six grand a month you've gotten there your house there that's pretty good i'm not doing that yeah i can't do math how about you guys what have you guys been up to I watch the show I mean I occasionally not every week but I know what you watch highlights no no no no and I want to know why

you guys don't have your own highlights channel but I do I watch the show like when I'm editing and when I just have humdrum busy work and emails and stuff I'll throw it on typically when Tucker's on and stuff like that so i know that the synopsis but i've always gone through phases myself right and i get like so deep into thing i i get it pretty deep into escape from tarkov where i was playing almost all my waking hours for a while my kick for the last i don't know eight months or so have been fitness and motorcycles. That's where I spend my time. I still fly my paramotor. Uh, the paramotor guys all tease me that I don't fly

enough. I'm going to be honest. I watched the paramotor videos. Did you? Uh, I stopped making those and then the paramotor community fusses at me for that. And, um, I really just made those to give back. Like you guys are youtube professionals how much do i make on a paramotor video like 32 something like that worth the work going in no it wasn't worth it at all it was always about giving back but then the fame i got in that little community is not fun to live with everyone has an opinion on you and about you everything you say is dissected people just like fucking fire up threads in the community what do you think of this guy and it's don't you think

this guy's better than that guy the damn paramotor community hey listen hey hey listen hey listen here paramoto community all right listen if you guys do you got what you want a piece of what are you gonna have to go through me it's like it sounds like the facebook group for my hoa dude exactly exactly you're like oh but it just it was a lot more taking away than like what i was getting from it and i did that for years and after a while i was like yeah no more videos i'm done i've given back so that's what's yeah it seems pointless to do like like if if if the paramotoring community wants you to make content because it's good for the paramotoring community they need to pay you to make that content the paramotoring community or i'm fine like the manufacturers the people who make who make wings

the people who make the engines the people who like have business where businesses where people are trained to fly paramotors like you know the the big money making entities of paramotor big para and I would get like the smallest I got some deals but like like I say paramotors $9,000 and the guy selling it makes like 4,000 profit on each he'd knock off like $500 for me oh

shit practically insulting like you know it's like keep your 500 and I'll just not be beholden to anyone yeah yeah yeah you know ideally like like you know you want like how about we how about you give me two of them that way when it inevitably breaks down i don't embarrass your product by being like well we can't make a video today because jim bob's paramotor is a piece of shit so uh we're just gonna make a video of because jim bob's paramotor is a piece of shit so uh we're

just gonna make a video of trying to fix it or going through their warranty department and then you give me x amount of money on top of that yeah it's what it would ideally be the deal started getting better that like one was first year i buy the paramotor cost which was like three grand instead of eight and uh then every year after that i get a free paramotor which you know like is a little better but it also involved like flying out to italy and touring the facility and probably making a video the first year and covet hit the whole italy thing i'm so sorry for you that sounds awful yeah yeah wow uh it's flying around the med that terrible okay i'm you're right but uh but yeah yeah so i just not making videos because it was all give and no take okay yeah that makes sense yeah it's it's it's a really it's a super small community it's almost

like trying to make money as like a paintballer or something like that i feel like there's just not a lot of money in that community like it's so small. It's so niche. There's some Airsoft guys who make really good videos. The editing is outstanding. It looks like Call of Duty. They have crosshairs on their screen. The sniper guy? Yes. All of his stuff, you're right.

The overlay looks great and the way he edits it, it feels like you're in an action movie. I do watch some of those. He tells a story with it too. Oftentimes he'll set up the villain. Like this guy doesn't admit when he gets hit. So here comes super talent against Cheater.

It's fun to watch. He does such a good job. I think I remember that video when he shoots him like six times. Stuff like that. Yeah. That's another one where i don't think he could make a lot of money doing that right like well he gets million view videos so there's money that'll do it all right but we're talking about we're talking about a space that has enough room for

like two creators right yes for yeah agreed yeah yeah it's fun to talk to professionals sorry cut you off like these guys fucking know earlier in the conversation you're like yeah there's a big market for portuguese videos but the cpms are lower and it's like even if you're making million view airsoft videos right like i bet they're high effort like he's editing a lot and he's probably you know he's he's going out and like filming at least for one day probably more and then you know like like are there manufacturers backing him up like is this sponsored by j and j airsoft company and they're paying him like a rate or paying him a cpm like probably not i don't know you just made you just made me realize his nightmare like you know how we have days where you just get bad gameplay you're just like i just didn't get

like this guy is like fuck i gotta go back to the range again like get more gameplay the sd card fails or something oh no his face oh he was my his mic was muted the whole time like all the audios fucked or something yeah like that stuff i'm sure has happened yeah it's just not a space where you can just make a ton of money you want something that like i don't know there's i always say those cosmetic channels were like always such incredible money makers it's like oh man if you're a pretty girl who knows how to put makeup on you you've just got it made and the effort to money ratio is outstanding yeah right like kyle was saying their high effort but almost all million view videos are pretty high effort but the cosmetic girls it seems like they can just sit on their bed apply some blush and it's not that bad you know it's certainly no mr beast video you know same

as financial advice i would loop them in as well super high cpm super easy to make just sitting and talking say i mean gaming speculating gaming gaming doesn't get the the CPMs that either one of those do. The thing about financial advice is it's almost like a comp sci or cybersecurity in that you have to live and breathe it. You have to watch it all day long. It's true. The basic kind of financial advice I got or I have done, like you would get from school, that wears out in five videos. After that, it's why Bitcoin did what it did today. And to make that video, you have to watch the news all day long with a passion that's you know you know who probably has the best cpm and view to effort ratio is i'm pretty sure he's the number one earning youtuber it's that kid who

does unboxing ryan's toy yeah toy reviews yeah yeah he gets to just unbox shit and it's like 30 million he's like he's like 13 now right he started super young i mean it's it's run by his parents but he made like what 30 million last year yeah 40 million something yeah it's it is and it's it's been like this for what three years now where he's been like one of the top if not the top earners he wasn't even a teenager i wonder how that's impacted his life. Probably pretty well. Yeah, but developmental.

I can get all the toys I want. But like Rebecca Black, for example, she dropped out of school and went homeschooling. They bullied her so hard. Who else did they bully the heck out of? There's a child actor. Sounds like the kid was a loser. It might have been the guy is it the

from uh child stars listen child child stars can't or i mean this is broad i don't think you can have a measurable level level of like popularity or success through your formative years and turn out like a normal person normal like it's just i don't i just don't think it can happen you see it with youtubers too i mean it's just it's kind of hard when you're the shit for the entirety of your deformative or deformative they are deformative they are you know you say that but i meet some real fucking weirdos on a daily basis on the internet and they did not go through some sort of booming success between 13 and 18 you're right you're right they're just fucking weirdos dude like like i made some people almost on a day on the daily like we we did our uh we for our 50 discord we do like these hangouts

right where we spend two hours with a group of 25 guys and we did five of them so we did five of these two-hour hangouts. In a row? Not in a row. You've done five in total so far? This week. We did three on Sunday and two on Tuesday. That's impressive. You meet a handful of people who are, wow. Yeah, they're paying 50 bucks to talk to you, dude.

A lot of them are fucking cool. Every session I rip on someone someone usually it's bad audio sometimes it's bad storytelling sometimes what he's like what he's like texting me he's like this guy is the worst storyteller ever shut him up i think i just listened patiently with that one at least you did publicly you did but uh but yeah i don't know people how many people are an inch I think I just listened patiently with that one. At least publicly. You did. But yeah, I don't know. How many people are in each one? 25.

That's what I already did the math. 60 to 50 or whatever. I'm like, yeah. You know, it's not so bad for hanging out with a group of degenerates. I was about to say, some of them are great. I would say most of them are great some of them are really interesting um some of them are content creators themselves so it's fun to like talk to them like finsters in there um and then like um you know just we've always got a few new people who are just you know getting to know them as like oh yeah i run this company and that company and i started doing this at this age that's etc just like really successful guys and then there's the one guy who's like

you guys want to what want to watch me parachute some some molly and we're like yeah man we'll watch you parachute some molly one guy i had to learn what parachuting was those are some tight shorts you got on that is what he goes can i can i see those shorts wait let you let what do you explain what parachuting molly is. So what you do is you take whatever your drug of choice is. You put it in something digestible. Toilet paper is a good pick. Smash it up into a powder and then consume it in the toilet paper.

And I think what it does is your body just gets it quicker than it would an intact pill. Yeah, and you don't have to taste it. It's more taste stuff. I'm going to pause it. Yeah it would an intact pill. Yeah, and you don't have to taste it. It's more taste stuff. I'm going to pause it. Or you just have loose molly and there's no way it's not in a pill in the first place. It's just a bag of molly.

You're like, eh, just tilt some. This is not from experience. He's got a little bag. Yeah, of course not. Never from experience. He's got a little baggie of molly and he's just putting it in the toilet paper and making it one ply from two ply and and uh and what he's like this guy parachutes what he's like what he's like let me see those shorts you've got on and you expect him to like stand And this guy – I like the guy. Yeah.

Snorlax will come into our poker game and lose $1,000 in an hour. And then the other night he lost a grand, and then somebody got his seat because it was empty. And he's so high all the time that he didn't make it clear that he wanted to sit right back down, which is the rule. You lose your money. You have that option. You're like, hey, I'm going to sit right back down. Let me get some more money. Give me this much more money.

I'm sitting right back down because there's a line of people waiting in our poker game. And he's just like, what happened? So somebody took my spot. I want a thousand more. spot i want a thousand more and you would think i'm in here losing a thousand dollars you'd want to play with me but i guess not i'm just like dude no one can understand what you're saying no one knows what you want kyle went hard on him that was yeah that was apparently it wasn't my turn to berate someone kyle ruined his high, man. And he did this. Someone was like, hey, give me $1,000.

And what he was saying was, you have more money than you need. I'll take some. And he was like, okay, I'm going to give money to this dude. What he meant was, I'm going to buy back into the table. But that wasn't the person running the table.

And I don't know who he gave the money to but certainly what he said was the wrong he fouled it all up and he's just always so goddamn high on like kyle is he a man of means losing a thousand dollars and then coming back he doesn't come off i mean he's got another i mean i mean there's the one guy who like his rent is like 45 grand a month but um he's a man of means yeah he's a man of oiler oiler as we call that man fucks yeah that dude fucks but this is not the guy we're talking about no the guy we're talking about looks like he has like women tied up in his basement and he's maxing their credit cards out like is he the one where we said what do you do and he said it's really what does my dad do is that the oh good response at least he's honest i don't remember we're talking

about snorlax snorlax i don't know what you do brother and i and i love you to death i want you to keep coming back uh you probably don't want to know what he does all the time he can say it i love watching you parachute illicit drugs and uh and i love uh playing poker with you i just wish that you weren't so goddamned high on pills that I couldn't understand a fucking thing you say. Try a different high. Try a different high. Smoke some weed. Smoke some weed. Maybe try some Adderall or something so that you can form some complete sentences.

You should try playing poker while on mute. Oh, that's it. Oh, that gets you so high. You'd love that. There's nothing like the high of playing poker on mute. They can't even hear you what are they gonna react to your hand you never know because they can't hear oh it's frustrating funny it's frustrating but yeah i've got the big brain move it's a wild group of people um like last week we

had finster in there who's like a really attractive cross-dresser and we had a transsexual um and like them going back and forth about like how they do their hair and stuff like that. Cause one of them is, is trans and the other is just like dressing up for the memes. And, and it's like, it was really funny to see them go back and forth.

I'm going to try to get Finster on next week if I can. I mean, I'm going to look at the schedule again, see if Taylor is going to be able to make it back next week and kind of go from there. Right, that's what it is. Because, spoiler alert, Danny Mullen will be on next week. So I just thought Danny Mullen plus Fenster would be fucking hilarious. We could consider doing a five-person show, too.

That would be a shit show. I'd be down. Yeah, Danny's in that whole thing with a little bit of hot water because his co-host on that thing he does went off on fat chicks. Did you see that content, Woody? No, but it seems like I need to. I'm paraphrasing, but he said something like, is there anything more worthless than the bottom half of a fat woman?

He's like, they should be lined up and shot in the head. Jesus Christ. He went so hard. Everybody was laughing went so hard it was just like everybody was laughing and then it was just like oh wait but maybe not that maybe not whoa whoa whoa i didn't know we were going that place that's these guys was it live or did they decide to record this edit it upload it and see how it did you know i've just seen like an excerpt that was like 30 seconds long that was basically what i just fed to you um i don't know i don't know who the gentleman is that he he i don't even know if it's a podcast or like a quick interview or like just them joking around in

somebody's living room um i just saw a quick thing of it and and those awful things that he said and then some like you know some internet people's reactions to that to like there's nothing more worthless in the bottom half of a fat chick like that was so who reacted uh i don't know the internet we'll see i think daniel be fine because it's been my observation that if when they tried to cancel you you just say no then like it doesn't happen yeah as long as like there isn't a significant amount of your money that gets like that faucet gets turned off right like like like you lose some sort of twitch thing or uh or like or like your main sponsors don't want to work with you anymore and that was kind of what kept the whole gravy train running um you know so so you can be canceled but like in

certain spaces you can absolutely just be like no i don't think oh well i don't feel like that right now i think i'm gonna double down actually you can just do be like, no, I don't think I will. I don't feel like that right now. I think I'm going to double down, actually. You can just pull that move. I hate to make this political, but that seems to be the difference between Republicans and Democrats. When Republicans get accused of bad behavior, sexual assault or whatever, they're just like, no, I didn't.

And then everyone starts going around and discrediting the accusers and when the same thing happens to democrats they're out of there yeah yeah i remember when al franken groped that woman while she was asleep she was wearing a grope proof flak jacket okay and he wasn't even touching her but he would any of us feel the same would any of us feel the same way if it was our significant other that he groped through their grope-proof flak jacket and then posed with in a photograph while everyone laughed? If your wife, girlfriend, daughter, etc. Yeah, I was fine with it. I thought it was tasteless.

But also, I think it's funny that Matt Gaetz is still just like gallivanting around. Like without, like with impunity. I'm like, uh, right. Like those Venmo transactions were public that he used to pay his underage prostitutes. I'm like, yeah, dude, he's getting head. Clearly. Like it's right here. He used the head emoji and a coming emoji. Oh no.

With that eggplant. Yeah, with the eggplant. I'm like, what do you want from me? He's got the yeah with the eggplant i'm like what do you want he's got the he's got the 18 with the with the line there's literally it's like the kid emojis and he's like yeah the baby bottle the baby right oh my things aren't equal and did he touch that woman or did he pretend to touch that woman i'm honestly not i he did i don't i can't remember so i don't want to speak i can't remember i want to say he was like taking the motion like pretending he was grabbing boobs and look i'm not suggesting that those

things are equal but and i don't think it's fair to like hey but what about yeah what's the appropriate punishment right because he wasn't the politician he was a comedian at the time he did that no he was a politician he was a politician oh do i have it wrong he's both he's a he's a this is during the pretend groping yes yes okay senator congressman something like that from like name a north north a northern state in the in the midwest or something like northern midwest or something minnesota rings a bell like i don't know exactly congressman senator something. Definitely a representative of some kind. But he was, of course, a comedian before all of this, which is how he became a known human being.

Yeah. I'm looking at the picture. I think he did touch her chest. He did it in 2006. i don't know when he was a senator that seems longer ago than it feels like because i felt like this happened like five years ago he was a senator from 2009 to 18 let me see if i'm i just scanned it to get that 06 it was 2006 so it was two years before, three years before he was a senator. It's such a stupid photo too.

Like you're like, why even do this? Yeah. Yeah. Oh, we came up with the same article. but yeah, but yeah,

with the whataboutism, it's like, yeah, that's a bad guy too. I mean, clearly your guy, this Gates fellow, who's paying underage prostitutes for sex. We should do something about that.

But that doesn't mean that Al Franken gets to slide because he didn't – because the woman he groped was of age. No. The picture's small on the screen, but it's okay. But I looked closely, and I'm pretty sure he's touching that. I mean, I don't care if he's touching or not. It's just like, look, I don't know if I would say this should disqualify you from a pretty lauded run of like a Senate or I guess like government, whatever, like position. But also I was happy that he stepped down.

I was like, I don't want to hear about this shit. Like he did some scummy stuff. You can just back down. It's not like I'm glad he did that. And I don't want to do like hear about this shit like he did some scummy stuff hey you can just back down it's not like I'm glad he did that and I don't know if he apologized though like if he didn't come out and be like yeah how do you like how do you even do this what's the point yeah it's dumb it's dumb I don't know what he was thinking I've never done anything like that to anyone never it's Also, yeah, but she could kick his ass. Can she? Is she a badass?

Well, I mean, she's in active serving military in Kuwait, Iraq, and Afghanistan. Oh, for some reason I thought she was a correspondent too or something. Oh, no, I'm sorry. I'm reading. I read that paragraph and it might not be the same person in the photo. This is a former model came forward and said that she,

he kissed her without consent. Yeah. I don't know. Maybe he's a scumbag. Excuse me, ma'am. May I, may I kiss you now?

I think we all do that, right? The details on the gates thing. So this girl was under 18, but he didn't know that. She told him that she was 19. All her friends were 19. And he picked her up as part of a group at a college.

How old was he at this time, by the way? 34? 30-something, yeah. So is he a creep? That's not up for debate. He's a creep. But I kind of feel like a 17- old that why i thought she was 19 yeah you sound like keemstar right now you're just like i mean he thought she was 19 yeah that's that's where i'm getting it he thought she was 19 and not just that she said she was 19 now she's

17 which makes him a bad guy i guess how why does it make him a bad guy he's a bad guy, I guess. How? Why does it make him a bad guy? He's a bad guy if he was 17, 18, or 19, in my opinion. In fact, I don't get it, but fine, whatever. So if we're going to just draw an arbitrary line in the sand, you've got to respect the 18. That's what I'm saying, especially if you're 30 fucking 4. You absolutely have to respect the 18. Absolutely you actually isn't 17 legal it depends on the state and probably legal in my state okay so 17 but wait but you gotta check her id wait no

she better have real id with the star on it you tried to bring the casino that time traver it can't be like that thing you tried to bring to the casino that time, Trevor. It can't be like that. When you start paying for it, it goes from. Tucker, do you remember yours? Yeah, I do. Because we got our shit taken. Because your last name is Boner, damn it. No, we got it taken because our IDs, your mom's birthday and my birthday are the same.

So they were issued on the same date. But Boner is what tipped him off. But my name is Boner. He saw your last name as Boner, and he's like, this isn't real. And we're like, yes, it is. He scanned it and blacklighted it. Oh, my God. I'm so mad about that.

It was the Hawken party. We lost our IDs for Hawken. Who even played that game? And then there was that time we were in Chicago, and we go to the casino, like me and Woody and Trevor and a bunch of other guys, and they's they do not take his id they do not accept they're like this will not be working today sir and like we're just like oh i guess well i guess i'll just put 500 on black and we'll all leave right 500 gone and then we all got in the car and went home

the problem is is they the the you know ids that we had were from illinois so obviously a chicago casino is going to recognize they were using la nobody bats an eye but if it's the local state they're gonna they were good because we got them from the same like id chief or whatever yep and and straight from china yeah and i mine got shipped in a calculator package mine was a pink plastic elephant mirror i had to break the mirror apart yeah dude they hit it so good mine was it goes through customs yeah mine was inside the back you had to unscrew the battery case and there was my id sitting in there it was so cool that facility like burned down a couple years

later right really i thought they got raided by the i think maybe it was raided and they burned it or something something i need i don't know yeah i'm sure we're definitely on some list somewhere oh it's still up guys you can go to idchief.com sorry i'm sorry this episode of pka is sponsored by i mean don't go there it's a terrible idea you look like you're 14 years old and want to get into the bars either of you guys had an old look like you're 14 years old and want to get into the bars. IdaChief.com. Yeah, neither of you guys had an old look about you at 19. Oh, no.

I looked so young. I get carded everywhere I go unless I've been there so many times the bartender recognizes me. And even then, I've been to places where they didn't card me and the superior has been like, did you card the guy? And he's like, I know him, but yes, I will card him now. I'm young. And Trevor's young. On the Gates thing, I wanted to add just to people because I'd want to know if I was listening. card the guy and he's like i know him but yes i will card him now it's i'm young and trevor's young on the gates thing i wanted to add just some people because i'd want to know if i was listening it wasn't that he fucked a girl over or under 18 because you can at 16 in florida it's

okay but when you pay for it suddenly it's like child sex trafficking or something no it's across are you sure about 16 in florida woody stop i would um would you bet your life on it would i bet no no no i vaguely do a little research then dude we've got medicinal here kyle you're good man screw colorado just come on down it's nice and close no i think colorado is a better fit for you what's the what's the age of consent there these are kyle's things how legal is pot. What's the age of consent there? These are Kyle's things. How legal is pot, and what's the age of consent? I mean, you get the medical

marijuana down there. It's five hours away. Kyle, it's 17. You're still in there, brother. Wait, no, I'm sorry. If the... They've gone bad by 17! Expired. If your age is under 10 years older than him, if you're gonna work that's

like when the banana has like the brown spot starting it's not quite brown yet it's not soft on the inside but it's those are banana bread bananas bro i can't oh my god cereal so you're gonna kill her and make her make her into bread no no put her in the freezer and save her for later is that way she never goes back I don't know what we're even talking about we're talking about fucking children Woody keep up I'm just trying to help Kyle with his move

you can ride your bike all year round repurchase the YouTube SS money except during the summer you're sweating your ass off that's the problem right now. Like, I went out and rode this morning, and by like 9.30 a.m., it's like, it's fucking hot out here. It's already fucking hot. Like, it's getting into the 80s already. It's so muggy.

I don't know. It's changing, though. It's 76 in Colorado Springs. Sounds good. I'll be in Colorado in 29 days. Isn't Denver the sunniest city in the u.s it is it's because it's in a um it's in a desert technically desert climate they get more days of sunshine than any other city yeah in the u.s yeah denver which you wouldn't think about for me

yeah like that temperature matters but sunshine i think even more. I can deal with a sunny 49 degree day. I don't know. Cloudy 55 degree day. Well, those numbers are foreign to me. I live in Los Angeles, so I'm 72. Pretty much the overclass gate over. It's like overcast is very special. Anything between 55 and 85 is golden.

Sun is fine. I do enjoy sunny days, obviously, but I'd like a little storm every now and then. Thunderstorms. I do enjoy sunny days, obviously. I'd like a little storm every now and then. Thunderstorms? Oh, my God. Miss them. I have one going on right now. I mean, move to New Orleans. Love it.

Love it. You live in New Orleans, you're a little satisfied with your storm requirement. Get it all in one time. That was kind of a... Maybe I'm just not watching the news much, but it certainly was no katrina event no you know they they they did a decent job i guess getting those levies and stuff in place

since uh 2005 i believe it was katrina uh so like 16 years ago years was no katrina was katrina was 16 years from today my mistake yeah so figure it out that's 2005 2005 um yeah that's quick by government standards well the stadium that they spent billions of dollars on fared really really really well after the damage that the superdome took to katrina and i know that like a lot of people were like people give stadiums shit rightfully so for an exuberant amount of taxpayer dollars but like that one did its job just fine round stadium No leaks anything. They're like, yeah, it's fine. So yeah Or the storm damage no what damage Katrina it was the winds. Yeah, I killed the the roof that like collapsed in it

Yeah, it like rain winds and rain and stuff. It's like ripped off all the protection old tiles all that stuff like rain winds and rain and stuff it's like ripped off all the protectional tiles all that stuff flooding yeah and then they had the all the rape gangs uh on the inside as well you don't remember that there were oh i do remember like the stadium reports of people getting yeah you had like no law enforcement you just had like i don't know people devolved in like three days or what it turned into fallout where everyone just it literally turned into fallout where you had like uh um what was the the the um that that group of like raiders that lived underground that raped the children snakes no no there was a group of in fallout new vegas there was this whole group of people that like there was one of them who was

like into buying child slaves and raping them in any case uh that's what it turned into with the rape gangs and everyone shitting on the floor and it was just a real real disaster yeah well i think i saw on reddit there i don't know how true it is because it's reddit but are they considering building a uh like a reinforced skyscraper on stilts to instead of evacuating people they move them into like this emergency shelter. I heard something about that. That sounds like such a colossal. The problem with what I was unaware of is that obviously the higher you're up, the more dangerous high winds are 150 mile an hour winds.

Like you're building the higher, higher than the, the, the cloud shelf. Oh yeah, dude, just like a mile and a half in the air and just have them sit up there.

I don't see what could go wrong. Yeah, so I don't know. I mean, if they do that, more power to them, but it would have to be like some modern marvel of engineering to hold. Yeah, New Orleans can handle that project. Yeah, 100,000. Bourbon Street will pay for it.

20 bucks a walk in it. Because they're doing so well with making a dam that works. Or cleaning up the dead in the collapsed um hard rock hotel you guys know about that no they're building the hard rock hotel i'm there for my cousin's wedding last year a year and a half ago prior to covid and um they're you know it's like i think it's a casino you know whatever. It's in the main area. Turns out a couple months later, shit collapses, kills like, I don't know, a non-zero number of workers. But they worked so slow to clean it up and remove the wreckage that they had to throw a tarp over it because like weeks later, there were just dead bodies visible to the public just sitting there in the collapsed building.

It was a catastrophic thing. I might have exaggerated with weeks. It was several, several days, though. And they were just like, yeah, just leave the dead bodies there. Nice. I don't like that. That place is gonna be haunted for sure. Oh, yeah. Does anybody here believe in ghosts? No. Oh, they gotta be real.

Sorry, it was only three people died, but they were definitely visible from the street so it was not well it's not zero so yeah i said non-zero yeah cover covered myself absolutely not okay it's like is that a consistent position pk it's 100 consistent position i've spoke about demons before but but i do not believe in ghosts. But aliens are real. Aliens might be real. I don't know if aliens are real. Period. I believe there are extraterrestrial life forms. I just don't know if they've come here

if they do come here on a regular basis and rape us. They don't come here and rape us, probably. Probably. Exactly what you said. This is what I always tell people whenever they I tell them I'm afraid of aliens. They're like, you're afraid of aliens? I'm like, you're afraid of aliens? I'm like, all right, let's do this.

Let's get the world's top 25 scientists in a room and be like, all right, I'm addressing the room. Does anyone here believe in vampires? They all laugh. They all laugh. Of course there are no vampires. What about werewolves? Any werewolves? Anybody believe in werewolves?

No, there are no werewolves. Ghouls, goblins? No. Do you think maybe aliens come here every now and then and molest people? Almost certainly not. That's the best answer you're going to get. You're not going to get an absolutely positively not out of every

one of them. You're going to get a probably not. If you had the option to be penetrated by an alien have intercourse with an alien but he's he's having intercourse with you oh and you can have it on film if you have the option yes i want this to happen or no what would you choose yeah dude i think about the books you could write wait is this like straight sex with an alien or am i getting fucked by the alien you're getting this is're getting... This is pretty much gay sex.

Are we talking about alien pussy right now? You don't get to be James T. Kirk in this situation. No, we're not talking about extra stress. We're not talking about extra sex. So you have proof that it happened. I don't want it to be filmed. Good God, you're not selling me with the filming hours. Think about the movies you could star in, the books you could write. The podcasts you could be on.

You're listening to a man who's made 14,000 videos. got content on the mind trevor i'm just trevor's gonna be like get fucked by an alien you could be in textbooks kyle hey youtube outlive here's my breakdown of space aids first of all like there's no he's he uses a condom he uses a condom okay well you've sold me you've sold me imagine the tiktok videos of you penetrating oh oh maybe we can work that into an ad maybe we can make some money that way just keep airing the film week after week yeah yeah i'm getting ass fucked stop playing that film like that it's uh everywhere i go you know it was in a super bowl ad yeah you know yeah i'm having nightmares about that night extraterrestrials need to get hard too blue chew yikes no i don't think i want to get raped by an alien on film for everyone to see preferably not no it wouldn't be aggressive loving oh you're consenting you're i think that makes it worse

sweetie that makes it worse he's taking his smart mouth as well that literally makes it worse i would rather have a alien rape than a tender one okay i don't know but back to my point that's why i'm afraid of them you ask you ask those scientists like the best answer you get is almost certainly not you're never going to get a definitive absolutely positively no out of all of them there's going to be like a considerable amount of like the top scientists in the world who know their shit who are like i mean mate this is plausible that's because it's like it's it's uh there's the universe is so vast it is statistically improbable that we are the only sentient intelligent life forms and if you have the capacity at some point to travel fast as

or faster than the speed of light, we're not going to detect you with our, like, NOAD radar, like, Santa tracker, right? You're going to come in the dead of the night, and you're going to rape me, and you're going to get your data, and you're going to leave, and nobody's going to know. I'm going to seem like a crazy. Even with video evidence, they're going to be like,

That's the thing with video evidence, they're going to be like, that's a thing. That's the thing about video evidence. Now, like if you had a video in 1994 of an alien raping Tucker, it would blow the world away. They'd be like, Oh my God, it's real.

If you showed that same video today, they'd be like, Oh, what are they trying to sell? What are they trying to sell here? Is this, is this an ad for condoms? Is this right?

But I go the other way. It seems like all these shitty alien photos and such came from the 90s. They came from the 80s. Now that everybody has a camera in their pocket, there has not been an explosion in alien observations. Yeah. I mean, there's all that military footage. All that military footage is like one debunked military video no it's not true that i talked we talked about this last time i was on i swear to god because we are or maybe i didn't but like they were just about to air the fox was it fox whatever the cnn the the whole like minutes thing

yeah that's what it was 60 minutes sorry where where they're like hey here's all the footage we have d or declassified from like 2004 and it was like ir video etc like none of this was even remotely surprising to me i'm like yeah dude it's a uav from it's from 2004 it's a 2007 tech uav that they were testing out or something like that i watched a guy on reddit recreate it he's like there's a light this is a night scope this is the particular scope that makes lights look like diamonds and here to watch how it copied it over with the different lenses and and i was like oh this guy clearly has recreated this footage the person who submitted it i don't think is a liar i think they believe they saw something but this guy could explain it super well that's a cool post if you have i mean if

i probably lost to the void but like yeah because that i mean to me i was like it's a light particle right it's the there's some weird light shit and if it's not it's some tech that the u.s military wants to flex to other people without overtly you know being like hey here's what we got or it just gets seen right like i remember um like there was x-files episodes about like the triangular shaped uh um like ufos and that was the f-117 project you know like like way before it was uh really before anybody like talked about it before that was like unclassified like like those f-117s were made in like the 80s you know like so was the the v2 bomber like like that's 1980s tech the the you know the uh the the stealth fighter and the what's

not a fighter but they call it one all that stealth shit i wonder what the what the cutting edge is now like what are we we can't even imagine right but do you think i mean because it's cool the it's it's interesting that it's pretty much an unlimited checkbook, right? Like if you say, hey, we have the potential to turn, you know, like this exterior coating to reflect radar, but also blend in on video too. It's like, all right, how much you want? Four billion, eight billion? Like what do we need to make it work? Yeah.

billion eight billion how like what do we need to make it work yeah so or anything with like fission infusion that stuff has to have like a practical application for for war to get funding from the dod even though they're actively researching it for like uh fission um infusion reactors to like generate power and stuff yeah and the interesting thing like the way it takes so long to like get a project done and then like the the chain of parts is so ridiculous with where like there are these um you know like the tech is moving so fast probably what the cutting edge right now that they're actually like flying and testing was made like 15 20 years ago like the cutting edge of what they're actually using right now is probably like 10 15 year old tech at least i mean look look at our like highway system look how long it takes to do that can you imagine what like the cutting edge of what they're actually using right now is probably like 10, 15 year old tech at least.

I mean, look, look at our like highway system, look how long it takes to do that. Can you imagine what it takes in a military sense with all the checks and balances and everything? Zach, can you queue up that video? So the opening 15 seconds when we watch it together, we'll show like 90% of what it is. And the rest is the process he made to figuring out exactly which scope and, you know, duplicates it with audio, please. This UFO video does not show a pyramid.

There's a triangle shape, but that looks exactly like an effect caused by a bright light being out of focus and a night vision camera with a triangular iris like this one. Yeah. We could go on, but he just goes through his whole process of discovering how he figured out how it was made and it's just a blinking light viewed through that lens that makes it look like a triangular spaceship and uh i don't know i just sort of i see that kind of shit and i'm like honest mistakes but not intelligent life. I'm just like, my be all end all here is like, if you have the tech to traverse galaxies, right, then you certainly have the tech to avoid basic radar detection, right? Or at least like.

You just don't bounce it back, right? Yeah. We almost have that tech. Yeah. Figure it out i mean you you have interplanetary intergalactic travel which is probably one of the great filters in the universe right if you hit that point i feel like you're upper echelon civilization if there are people who can do that so it's just it seems implausible to me it'd be like saying uh hey we've got an rc car and they have they have a bunch of

laser as an awful example i'm going to stop it before i continue yeah so the point is like i just i don't see how you get an rc car with lasers you could never detect it yeah yeah i was i saw where that was point is, it's just improbable that you would have that level of tech and not know how to deal with our level of detection. Because they would have already had our technology at some point.

Hundreds or thousands of years ago. I love watching these YouTube channels that break down weird what-if scenarios with animation. There was one about alien invasion the other day it was really fucking good about like how long it would take and what would happen oh really in a scenario in which like the aliens didn't want to like nuke the earth or use some sort of mass weapon of mass destruction like they want to colonize so they want to get rid of

the the human beings uh it was really interesting i think. I think they settled on that it would, because the aliens would have, probably have like 0.9% light speed tech in the scenario that they used. They thought we would win the war in like 35 years or something like that because they would have to bring everything that they were going to like do their warring with, with them in one shot.

And then they'd be a couple light years from home, you know, like 70, 80 years from home from home meanwhile we would just be right here like breeding generation after generation of fighters to like to like oh wow it was an interesting like scenario it was fun anything like that's fun to watch to me i um i was really let down by the chris pratt movie because i thought it was going to be cool like that um the the one with the tomorrow war yeah it was oh i didn't call it 90 the the one with the tomorrow war yeah it was oh i didn't call it 90 minutes long and and i really enjoyed about 10 or 15 minutes of it i think it might have been two hours it seemed long to me are you about right though like there

was a moment in there where the kind of like there was a i guess the relationship between him and the star on the ground uh there are parts in there when it unfolded i enjoyed yeah i don't know i like like i like chris pratt too it was just it felt cheap to me and then i found out it cost like 225 million dollars or something like that and then the aliens were dumb and that's interesting i didn't beat the alien up at the end like they went hand to hand with the giant alien that in the in the beginning a team of men with machine guns couldn't handle like a little one and then at the end like him and his decrepit old dad who's played by schillinger from the oz you know the jj jameson from the spider-man movies they literally like go hand to hand with the queen

they're like fucking bring it on and then it's like beat up the queen i know that you're right but make it right for me he had something that even even the score, right? He didn't even have a knife. He had one of their spikes that they would shoot, like some dull tusk that he's fighting with. Are you sure the tusk wasn't particularly effective against them? It wasn't a magical tusk. The thing that kills White Walkers? No.

No, he did not have a vibranium tusk or anything like that. We're in the Marvel universe yeah i mean we might as well go to fantasy land because the idea of chris pratt beating up a giant monster with his bare hands along with a 70 year old man in the arctic mind you uh or in siberia it was just it's like come on give him a like have a part where he just happens to have a rocket launcher here like maybe i'll believe that what was the um the tom cruise movie with time travel that was very good uh the edge of tomorrow yeah so the bad guys in the chris pratt movie they're alien type things were on the same level as the ones in the edge of tomorrow yeah so like you know you could put i'll make up a number 300 rounds into them and they're still 80 fighting

effective and they have seven more limbs to attack you it's a real problem you have to headshot them a lot and you know the fact that you could the idea that you hand-to-hand combat one of those it's a non-starter it's a non-starter it's like fighting a lion like these things are much scarier than a lion but you would never like if they did that if they were like actually the problem is lions but uh don't worry chris Pratt's going to fight one at the end. He's got elephant tusk. Give Chris Pratt a fucking elephant tusk and see how many lions he can fight. I'm guessing the answer is.01. It was Chris Pratt's dad too, right?

It was even worse. His dad doesn't add anything to it other than liability. He's so old. That character is literally like 70. Well, he could fly the plane. He was useful for that part he he owned a cargo plane that somehow made it to siberia without refueling yes i don't know a lot about aviation but i don't think a c-130 makes it from california to siberia without refueling it

does well actually my my uh my what do you call My cousin's husband flies C-130s. They certainly don't make it back. Fourth, it looks like the range is, what kind of nautical mile shit is this? 4,500 nautical miles max. Okay. It's not going to make it, is it? No.

I don't think they're going to make it. I think it's going to be close. How many nautical miles is california from siberia all right all right how many how many nautical miles from la to siberia why did it auto fill uh 5300 so it was close the last thousand make it the last thousand and they're also carrying all that gear and people. The thing's loaded down. I bet the range you've got there is like an unloaded C-130. They got like eight people in there, all those ATVs.

Where did they get the ATVs? They had snow cats and shit. There was so much in that movie. I get it. They could have brought golf carts and shit if they wanted. All I need is for them to make shit make sense. I believed Lord of the Rings when the elf pulls out the limbus bread. brought golf carts and shit if they wanted all i need is like for them to make shit make sense i believed lord of the rings when the elf pulls out the limba spread and he's they're like oh yeah

like one bite can fill the stomach of a grown man and for for a day all right so it's a magic shit yeah exactly magic shit all right i believe you and this at no point were they like so where are we getting quarter million dollars worth of snowmobiles i don't know i keep them in my c-130 where are we getting all these weapons we're in california mind you where are we getting all this weaponry and ammunition that we're taking with us san diego's military it just just like like you don't have to like have like like i know a little bit about procuring c4 and about like getting weapons in california you don't have to like have like like i know a little bit about procuring c4 and about like getting weapons in california you don't have to have my level of like knowledge about these things to be like wait a minute where'd they get the c4 be more realistic if they came from texas

it would be a lot more realistic if they came from texas of course yeah i know i would yeah of course they'd have found out chris pratt's wife was pregnant and they'd have done something awful. Florida is not closer to us. I was thinking, what are you talking about? They got that abortion thing in Texas where if you report a woman who's getting an abortion, you get $10,000, right? There's some money to be made there.

I'm going to... You get chicks pregnant, then you pay for their abortions but then you turn around and report them right away it's it's literally like a free cycle of money it's a money glitch yeah money glitch it's a perpetual money machine i think you should you should you You just buy a $250 Porsche. Bring in investors. Yes. Buy off some guys that are willing to take the fall, and there you go. There's a lot of wild things going on in the world right now.

I've got friends in Australia and New Zealand. So New Zealand, if you test positive for COVID, they told me that they will just take you and put you in like a quarantine zone like you're taken from your home forcibly and put into a quarantine situation and then obviously in australia they've got that thing where with no warrant with no um legal procedure whatsoever they can just take your uh like like take your empty your phone out empty your data out um delete your data do whatever they want with it. That's unrelated to COVID?

Yeah, completely unrelated to COVID. Australia's gone full 1984, and New Zealand has gone full Auschwitz mode. Doesn't Australia have one hour per day you can go outside, and you can't leave a five-kilometer radius of your house? The 5K thing I think is pretty accurate. Yeah, I didn't know about that. Certain areas. Yeah, sure i've got a i've got a few friends in australia is this happening right now at the very moment yeah yeah i was just on a trip with huh they keep extending it they keep saying oh yeah this amount of months that amount and like like every it seems like every two weeks there's a new there's a new release oh now it's

december like like currently it's till it's through December 18th, maybe? Like mid-December for sure. Is my Facebook feed right about all this control one world government nonsense? I think Australia has been like going more and more far right now for like a decade or so with that sort of thing. So maybe there. I think here we're... I mean, I don't think it's too ridiculous. I mean...

Oh, well, you just... We don't even make people wear... Strap on your face diaper, Kyle. My muzzle. Get my muzzle on. Yeah. Have you seen the subreddit, the Herman Cain Award?

I've heard of it. What's the theme? So the Herman Cain Award is all about people who refuse to talk shit about masks, vaccinations, any sort of correct medication,

and then they died of COVID-19. That is the Herman Cain Award that they are presented with, and that subreddit is filled with the Facebook feeds of Karens who were like, nobody's going to muzzle me. I'm a Texan. Blah, blah, blah.

Thoughts and prayers. And then the next one will be this like, that's right. It ain't even that big of a deal. I hear it's like a cold. And then later on, it's like, guys, every breath I take is the hardest breath I've ever taken. I need my prayer warriors right now. I need a bunch of prayer warriors. And I'm like, bitch, I hope you die.

And then the next post. Didn't they add a prayer button? Oh, yeah. Didn't they add a prayer button? That was easy. Press F for thoughts and prayers, boys. Oh, my God. And then the next post is like, Mammy passed away last night due to due to complications from covid

don't you yeah and i'm just like slow clap slow clap let's go i wonder if she had any fucking horse dewormer in the mix joe rogan got joe rogan so he took his horse warmer he's fine you know what's interesting is my buddy my buddy horse dewormer i'm positive he took it this is he said it on his his instagram yeah but he didn't say it's the horse dewormer. I'm positive he took it. This is the thing. He said it on his Instagram. Yeah, but he didn't say it was the horse version. There's a human version of that. No, the only difference is the dose. Well, yeah, and that's a big difference because if you take the horse, what people are doing is taking the horse dose of it, and it literally ruins your intestinal tract.

Which is hilarious. So my buddy hit me up, and he's like, hey, I have an extra ticket to Joe Rogan. Do you want to go? I was like, like sure why not um he on his instagram story today he said that sunday was like he just fell off the rails and like that's when it was at its worst i was sitting like eight rows from him on saturday good luck and oh he put an orlando show but what what what shot you got better not be j and j pfizer bro yeah you're fine don't worry about it i bathed in the sweat of 85 000 sweaty californian ravers i'm good you know your

fives you're also jericho yeah i think kyle is also i'm the only moderna guy here sorry you guys are with the o or the a moderna that fake vaccine card oh man that that perfectly exemplifies the kind of people that you're dealing with yeah they can't even spell the fucking vaccine correctly like like like it's they deserve it they deserve it this is literally evolution at work this is what evolution is all about too many people already anyway. There's too many people. It's like that episode of The Office, right? Where Dwight is like, we need a new plague.

Is COVID the answer to global warming? I feel like in a sense it might be. It's not doing enough damage. I mean, it is crazy to me because you're right. Maybe it's just some mutate. We're just warming up. We're on COVID too. The Delta variant?

That's only four if I'm counting this right. Yeah, there's got to be some epsilon, gamma variants. The Delta Sigma variant is going to be tough. Kappa, kappa, kappa. I can't believe that people would go and spend $15 on a face one. That would only kill black people. Is kappa, kappa, kappa a thing? Oh, I get it. people would go and spend $15 on a face one. That would only kill black people. What? Is kappa kappa kappa a thing?

It sounded like a better name. Oh, I get it. Yeah, because of racism. Yeah, I was not thinking about Greek lettering. Anyway, yeah, so I have no idea. I thought we beat it. I thought that like, remember when we all couldn't get vaccines soon enough and there was this

line, you had to go to the red areas of your state and reserve an appointment. I thought at that point, like, oh, in six weeks, we'll all have the vaccine. And this thing will be behind us.

One, we didn't all get the vaccine. It turned out demand fell off a cliff once all the Democrats got vaccinated. And two, the vaccine didn't do everything it was supposed to. And now Israel has all these cases because they're like six months out from their vaccine date and its effectiveness is. Give me a booster. The second they let me schedule it, I'm fucking sprinting there. And you know what?

If you want to give me two, I'm happy with it. Here's the question. Give me a little extra to take home. What do you want as your booster? Would you get Pfizer again? Or do you want to cross-populate? Literally, whichever one shows better efficacy. Sorry, I was eating.

Well, because Pfizer was 30 whatever dosage milligrams and then Moderna was 100. And apparently the longer you wait between your initial shot and your second shot, which activates it, that helps the efficacy. Pfizer was three weeks.

Moderna was four. So now there, some people are waiting like eight or 10, but when, when the first group took it, it was like, you should have it within three. And it's like,

yeah, I just feel like it's just a bunch of, I mean, I believe in it, but I just, I don't't know it's hard when they're learning along the way frustrating when they're learning along the way and it turns out they got things wrong which is fine but just be upfront be honest i wish i had a couple miles of it i would i would give myself a booster every five weeks like i'm with you on that yes yeah i'm did you have any vaccine side effects this is i'll go first none i got super drowsy uh on the drive home like almost dangerously drowsy i had minor

soreness in my arm and that's about it did you guys have any like real sickness or bigger issues than that no didn't know soreness even um first shot for me i had soreness second shot i got like small chills nothing too crazy i mean i think i had like the onset fever but nothing i think i had a sore throat but i literally think that it had nothing to do with the uh the the shot i think it was literally just like i slept that night and like had my mouth open or something and gave myself a sore throat like just sleeping funny uh no side effects whatsoever i was so pumped to get it i was so i remember sending uh you and taylor like a picture of like fuck you i got my little sticker i'm saving this fucking stick my cards in my car like it's my it's one of my most prized possessions it's like

like i'm so happy that i i got that thing and i i know so many people who are just like nah nah i don't believe in all that stuff so wild i can't imagine right to colorado i'm going this trip and uh i was like hey everybody's vaccinated in the house right and like one guy is like not he's like no way bro they're not they're not giving me that experimental stuff and he's like he's sending me lots of reports of like this and you know you know the reports and uh and i'm just like well i i guess if i'm vaccinated i don't give a fuck if you are i guess i don't care yeah that's what it's supposed to be like but apparently it might not be well i have a buddy who got double pfizer the same day as as me and he got the delta variant and it destroyed him he's 35 years old in pretty good shape but it knocked him on his ass and he was a lot of

no idea that it was it was this serious my friend had the same thing was double pfizer and got it and they were like three days it was like at like the bad flu you know what i thought covid was initially so i'm like if that was that, I don't know what it would be like without the shot, but it definitely made me be a little bit more careful. That was really just dick out, gallivanting around. For both of you, did they have any, like a bad flu sucks. And you almost forget how bad it is until you suffer one again. But the real issue with COVID that bugs me is the long-term effects like i can

suffer through a bad flu but i don't want direct health dysfunction i can't have any more brain fog i've maxed out on that i've smoked enough weed there's enough there's not enough left i gotta reset the counter like an odometer uh any long-term effects? My close friend got COVID unvaccinated, got a precursor, unvaccinated, got it in, I want to say, February of 2020, and did not regain his – he's 29 years old, fit, did not get his taste back for four months. And he remembers the day it happened, too, because he texted me. He was like, I tasted onion rings, and I was like, sick, because i had forgotten at that point he's like no you don't understand there was a

hint of onion in my onion ring it's coming back oh that's so sad he he i mean like out of all the things you could possibly you know when you did those like would you rather as a kid and it was like would you rather not be able to taste or not be able to hear, right? That was a thing he went through. Like, he couldn't taste. I almost... Maybe if I lost my taste. It's not. You're psycho. You're literally a psychopath.

Me too. His words, every food became a chore to eat. There was never a time where I was excited to eat or consume anything. That's what I want! You're actually delusional. Both of you have no trouble staying thin. I, every fucking meal is a test. He lost a lot of weight because. Fuck it, I'm cold.

Just eat spinach and water. I'm not getting vaccinated. Woody's like, hey, I'm cold. Just eat spinach and water. Fuck it. Yeah, no. I'm going to collect every variant. You know, I'm tracking all my calories.

I'm drinking my fucking all the milk. That's a you problem, you know? Well, it wouldn't be a me problem if I couldn't taste. You're like the people. This is the modern day version of you remember when you were graduated college, but Trevor and I were in middle school, that people would say like this meme about like, oh, I'm going to eat a tapeworm and keep myself skinny. Like, that was, like, a meme, right?

But I'm sure people actually did that. This is the COVID variant version. You might have one. You wouldn't know. Yeah, you wouldn't know unless you're eating a lot. There you go, Woody. Get a tapeworm. Do it the old-fashioned way.

Maybe take some horse dewormer. You never really know. Actually, no, that would counteract the effect. But the horse dewormer would be when you're done with the tapeworm. Right. I can't believe that people, I can't believe that somebody would spend $35 on a fake COVID vaccine instead of getting a free vaccine for free. Or I also can't, I can't understand the people that would take like horse dewormer in any dosage, which is, right? But, like, be like, I don't know about the scientific status

that went through 10 million participants. Like, I just don't know about it. That's what gets me, too. The guys who say, like, oh, so many doctors are saying this. It's like, oh, stop it. Stop it, stop it. What you're doing is you're just picking doctors

that agree with you or what you want to hear and assigning them to be your authorities the leading doctors the main they called the one doctor from every toothpaste commercial or it's like nine out of ten doctors recommend this like hey that one guy dr john what's up and he's like i don't recommend anything brother they just put me in there uh yeah so like, I'm not taking this vaccine. I don't know what's in it. As if you know what's in half of what you eat.

Did you eat Tostitos today? What's in that bullshit? I don't know. Hot dogs? Look at that. What is the front of that? What are you eating? Pork rinds? No, these are fire. Salsitas, spicy sauce. I'm not saying they taste bad, but there's definitely something you're about to read

that I can't pronounce. What the fuck is maltodextrin? I've heard it enough, but I don't know what it is. I don't know. They got, they got tocoferols in parentheses to protect flavor. Well, now we both have something we can't pronounce. Anato extract. Yeah.

So pretty much, I don't know what's in it, but they taste great. Right. So people who act like they won't take the vaccine because they don't know what's in it. Stop it. Stop it. You're not taking the vaccine because you're in a club now that has accepted you. And you found this acceptance and happiness being part of your cult. And that's where your bread is buttered.

I mean, I don't. You're right. I believe that people should be able to do what they want. And if you want to be what I would consider an idiot, go ahead. But I just like how do we move forward? How do we get a public health concern, though? If if you aren't vaccinated and you need to be admitted to the ER, you just don't get admitted now. Like maybe something like that. I don't know. Like there's got to be. I assume in ER, you just don't get admitted now. Like maybe something like that. I don't know. Like there's got to be. I assume in suffering, but I get I get the sense. But if I'm vaccinated and I, you know, broke my arm or I'm in a car accident,

I think I should be admitted to the ER before somebody who is actively denying modern. What if we go the other way? Insurance only covers you if you didn't turn down vaccination, you know, like. But then it's it's forceful it's such a tough make it mandatory because now it's fda approved and you can legally do that just like you need the smallpox vaccines and shit i think the way to do it is um because because look if you have a car accident and you were uninsured or let's say you didn't have your safety safety belt on or let's say you were like doing absurd, like you're drunk driving and you're doing that shit

where you get out of the driver's side. Ghost ride. Sit on the roof and flip off the world. We still will pick you up in a fucking ambulance and take you to the hospital and we'll spend every dime it takes to keep you alive. That's just how we roll here in the United States of America. And that's how it should be.

But you can't bring your fucking kid to our schools if they don't have a shot and you can't come to work anymore and work in this building if you don't have a shot. And you can't use public transportation anymore if you haven't had a shot. And private businesses can absolutely say, nope, Delta.

They should have that right 100%. Delta's like, nope, you can't fly on our airplanes anymore. You don't have a shot? No. New York does that now. You need proof of vaccination to dine in any public setting good um and it's great no it is i think that i'm shocked that la has not done the same because we usually are pretty you'd think la would be up there san francisco too the problem is i think it's a new york state law and california state is um uh well, yeah, definitely the most blue state, but also you got a lot of rich, very not blue people. I don't think you're the most blue state.

I think it's a little closer than people lead on. Sorry, I said that as in like the most populated. Like there are the most blue people here, not like percentage-wise. If you cut the state in half and like made Southern Cali its own state, which probably would make sense. No, if you remove the cities in half and like made southern cali its own state which yeah probably no it's if you remove the cities it's just the cities it's literally san francisco southern california uh i'm sorry san francisco san diego los angeles and everything else that is any amount of land is anti-abortion like posters in kentucky i love those anti-abortion

posters they're so fucked up. They're so feral. It's just like a mutilated baby on my way down the five. There's cow farms and it's just 30 of them. If you've never driven down the five, it's six hours between Los Angeles. Florida too, yeah. But it's like six hours.

Is it 95? I think it might be I-95 when I'm coming down into Florida. Yeah, 95. It's been a while I-95 when I'm coming down into Florida. Yeah, 95. It's been a while, obviously, because I'm fucking criminal. But I used to drive down there all the time, like heading to Tampa or Jacksonville or whatever, Tallahassee, and just every fucking few miles. First of all, the biggest American flag I've ever seen in my life and the biggest Confederate flag I've ever seen in my life

are being flown on the side of that highway. And then so many like abort like like anti-abortion things like like like all sorts of where is this flag kyle driving between driving into florida from north florida yeah north florida yeah north florida is very north carolina has a flag that's the biggest i've ever seen in my life i don't know which is bigger but it it's so massive like how does it happen how do they raise and lower it? It is unwieldy. With pride!

Yeah. Lots of prayers. They got into it. So you can't fly like, you can't have banners and advertisements above a certain size. So this RV place in North Carolina just flies the biggest American flag

you can possibly imagine. It's like a landmark. People from hundreds of miles know this flag. And it's kind of a circumvent their advertising size limits. That's funny. That is a good way to step around and toe the gray areas. You're like, we can't advertise. Fuck it.

100-foot American flag. What are you going to say about my patriotism? Yeah. People complain and stuff, and we're like, look. It's obvious what they're doing. What are you, a commie? And they're like, how could you possibly fuss about this flag? That's so funny to me.

40 feet by 80 feet. I feel like I've oversold it. It seems so big to me. I mean, 40 feet by 80 feet. I feel like I've oversold it. It seems so big to me. I mean, 40 feet by 80 feet is fucking huge, Woody. That's like a basketball court. In my mind, it was a football field. I mean, it probably looks like it, you know? But, yeah, it just looks huge to me.

Yeah, it's super annoying that this thing is still going on because we could have stopped this thing over a year ago with just wearing masks we could have blunted it just wear a fucking mask man it's not that hard it doesn't bother me at all hard i might feel a little differently if i was like a truck driver strapping down his load all sweaty like doing labor but that's not what we want you to people. Yeah, that's where I was headed. Just wear a mask in the stores, at the library, at the movie theater, that shit. Yeah, well, I mean...

Any indoor sharing space? Just pretend, at least a little bit. I mean, because I just went to dinner last night. I only said library because it's like, I don't remember the last time I went to a library. What were you going to say, Woody? My one first... There was was a period call it two months ago where you didn't have to wear a mask it was like oh we're getting vaccinated glory days

sound right right it was like wait you guys still aren't in it we're like it's florida baby it was like defeated but i saw people voluntarily wear masks even when they remove the law i still did yeah but they didn't cover their nose it's like the fuck the fuck you're you don't have to wear a mask but you chose to wear one and didn't cover your nose what is it a fashion thing virtue signaling no those people are make me so mad you know because i only wore a mask during those two two months or a month and a half here in Los Angeles. I wore it to the grocery store. Like, because I will be around probably 500 people during there, like in the aisles, etc.

It wasn't necessarily anything other than just like, why not? I'm already used to it kind of thing. Right. But the whole wearing it with underneath your nose, like either you have to know that it's just irrelevant at that point, or you don't know. And you're part of the problem, I guess. Like I just don't,

your nose is an idiot or an intentional asshole. Yeah. There's no, it's gotta be one of those two. Just don't wear a mask at that point. You know? Yeah. I have a couple of cloth ones that are a little loose.

And then when I feel it touch, like the tip of my nose, I'm like, Oh God. Oh no. I pretty much just wear one that are a little loose, and then when I feel it touch, like, the tip of my nose, I'm like, oh, God, oh, yeah, no. I pretty much just wear one whenever there's a sign on the door. If you put a sign on the door saying you want a mask. There's no sign. I was in North Carolina for Fourth of July.

I didn't wear my mask once. Also, I'm in the camp, like, you know, I am vaccinated. We're not, like, I've been around hundreds of thousands of people. It's fine. But there was not even, I still had it on me whenever we went out in public. And so I remember going to, yeah, just in case. I remember going to the bathroom and I brought my mask. And my mom's like, why are you, my family lives out in Wilmington or in, actually they

live in Durham, but we were in Wilmington. Like, why did you bring that? And I was like, I don't know. I just, I'm never sure. Open the door, 400 people maskless. Like, I'm like, all right, nobody gives a shit here like it's florida when i was at that joe rogan thing the amway center which holds i don't know how many 20 000 30 000 something like that i think i could see maybe seven people with masks you were counting like where's waldo joe rogan's up there just

spitting on the first eight rows. Super spreader of it. I was a part of it. He's a moist talker from his podcast. I feel like he really hits the... He hits that water bottle pretty hard. Yeah, the P's. 20,000 maximum number of seats, flexible. Yeah, so there you go.

That's a lot of people. I don't really wear it very much anymore. I bought a couple masks for this trip I'm going on next month I like the ones that are like the gators or whatever the ones that are like a foreskin for your head I kind of like that I feel like a bank robber or something

when I'm wearing it especially when I got my shades on were those proven not effective though? yeah they're proven less effective how can that be? it's not a medicinal material shades on. Were those proven not effective though? Yeah, they're proven less effective than just not. How could that be? Because the way that they're... It's not a medicinal material. Yeah, it just splits the particle drops

into smaller particles, which makes it easier to carry. You're super spreading when you wear that. As long as you don't let me fly with it, I'm fine because it's comfy. It's comfy. You just gotta get a nice little... I have a couple that I swear by that are like N95, washable, whatever, reusable, and are very comfortable. And I take those exclusively like flying her to the gym. For flights.

Yeah, flying seven hours with that shit on is so awful. But I just forget it's on. It's very thankfully. But so bad. I hate it. I saw these on formula one drive to survive it's a netflix series yeah and uh everyone in the formula one world has them to me they are the most attractive pimpest choice so i bought something along that style those are the good

ones yeah those i don't know if it's more effective i'm making a fashion statement here tuck is it cloth yeah yeah it looks like a like like pirate or uh like the shit my knee guards or not knee guards my knee like supports are made out of you know like kind of stretchy no neoprene that's what i was thinking yeah those are good ones you can't breathe through well what it does right is there aren't like gaping holes so you actually breathe through the fabric but i'm not sure the fabric is really n95 so yeah that's just an extra layer yeah yeah but that's what i got going on so trevor on the grind huh two videos a day i did that for a while not eight years though good god that's a that's a i mean i i still love it i still love it but it's

just it's it's a lot i would bet that's not true i bet you're thankful to have it but love is maybe not the right word i love it at certain times of the year when there's new new a new exciting game drops like i can sit there and grind it but like the past three months it's been awful uh quarantine was pretty rough because obviously that kind of backset all the developments and release dates and everything like that. So, um, you know, just trying to grind out and play the same games and, and come up with fresh ideas when there's not like something new that everybody's excited about kind of sucks. Um, but I, I mean, I like it. I like it a lot that it gives me the flexibility to,

you know, work for 16 hours in a day and bang out six videos and then be able to go take a trip or go do something. Obviously again, this last year, it hasn't really worked that way. Royal Caribbean sponsor. I swear.

I've never seen another person. Trevor's like Royal Caribbean updated the wood paneling on the ship. So they've invited me out to go. And Trevor's like Royal Caribbean updated the wood paneling on the ship. So they've invited me out to go fucking vlog. I mean, whatever, man. Hey, I'm low key jealous. Yeah, I mean, every time.

But so that definitely helps. You know, the pandemic was rough for me. Honestly, I gained quite a bit of weight because I was drinking and just like I just wasn't happy. Like I went through a fairly depressed state um I got out of that I but um I got up to like 225 230 I'm 65 and now I'm back down to 195 so like I was fat I tried to grow a beard it was awful I was just miserable and now I'm like back down back in shape started traveling again as it looked like this was going to be over and now it looks like we're going to get back to it again so i i don't know but did your girlfriend check you on that did she observe the change and be like trevor we should talk about how you're doing she did ish um it was it was a photo i went to a friend's birthday party he rented like a boat um over on the coast and this

was like during covid but it was like our own boat and everyone the coast and this was like during COVID, but it was like our own boat and everyone was vaccinated and it was all people we were close with. So we were like, okay, we can go out and have some fun. And there was a photographer there that they would like take photos and then immediately print them out. And I saw, and I was like, holy shit. I, my face is like a circle. Like I look awful. And I instantly just like i converted my uh gym into a garage and and started working out six days a week and converted your gym into a garage i i needed it i needed that that photo is i still have your photo and it definitely good motivation for sure cool so what did you do to reverse it lifting your diet um a lot of lifting mainly i mean diets most of it so it was a lot of diet but

um more like i did i did like a lot of cardio a lot of like hit workouts and stuff like that i'm getting ready to now try to to bulk a little bit and put more muscle on and then cut back down again i don't have any desire to accomplish what kyle did like that is just absolutely insane gosh yeah but i'd like to add a little muscle and then just be kind of a 12% body fat. Just look fit. Maybe have the outline of a six pack and just kind of

be like a walking normal more fit than average human. Have you guys seen that Diego Sanchez is running from Kyle? I have. Diego Sanchez. So Diego Sanchez is running from Kyle. I have Diego Sanchez. So Diego Sanchez is a UFC fighter. He's been in the game for like 15 years.

Something like that. Yeah. He's a legend. He was at one point there, the very top. He wasn't a champion, but he fought for a championship. If I recall.

And he was offered a fight with Kyle and he he has declined this fight i'll sign the contract yeah diego won't sign the contract if i have my if i have my facts right and he is uh can we get a like a like one of those petition pages where we can all signature it and then you know 5k signatures you you fight did he tell you why he didn't want to uh he said that he's a coward he's scared here's the deal here's the deal diego sanchez knows diego sanchez knows that if he were to get into the octagon the ring you name your combat arena with kyle kyle would fucking steal his lunch money grab that man's hair stuff him into a toilet and give him a swirly he's not finished he would take die Diego Sanchez's mom,

match her on Tinder, give her the night of her life, and then break her heart. Sign the contract, Diego. Don't be scared, homie. He's right here. So Kyle, do you want to box? Do you want to go on the octagon or anything?

Whatever he wants to do. They offered bare-knuckle boxing. I said I would do that, but he seems to be afraid to do that. So whatever he wants to do they offered bare knuckle boxing um i said i would do that but like he seems to be afraid he seems to be afraid to do that so um you know whatever he wants to do um but it seems like he doesn't want to fight he's just afraid um i guess shake paul undercard can we get a double bicep here i mean you know i feel like we need to just like let him go you know we want to be chasing somebody that's just running at this point it's bullying it's just bullying right now we're just pulling a ufc fighter imagine fighting people for 15 years

and you can't even fight a youtuber you're gonna be chasing this guy down the road you know he's not even a youtuber anymore man not yeah you can't even fight a podcast host come on you act like a youtuber is the the bottom end of the combat sports echelon but you're undefeated youtubers have never been beaten by professional athletes thus far yeah but they were beaten by the twitch streamers right in that youtubers twitch fight no i'm sorry i'm not sure no you're not i'm misremembering all this the only way to beat a youtuber is to get another youtuber and i'm talking about ksi versus logan paul yeah when you take a youtuber against a professional athlete whether whether they be from MMA, UFC, etc.

It's all true. It's all true. Check the fact. Check me, boys. Take a YouTuber against a professional athlete and the YouTubers come on top every time. And there's no other reason other than they're just fucking better. Yeah. I love that Diego's like super religious too.

He's always talking about the blood of Christ. I'm going to go like full satanic with the whole thing. Ripping, like wearing horns on the walkout. Like 666 on my chest. I'm going to just the whole thing. I'm going to sell my soul to Satan right away. It's going to be part of the whole bit, for sure. I'm going to be putting curses on him and doing sacrilegious things to him the whole way through the whole way through just to let you know, Diego, you're going to circumcise him.

Um, I don't know what that has to do with anything. Isn't that sacrilegious to some, some religions? No, no, dude. I'm pretty sure it's the other way. Yeah. So you're going to sew it back on. I'm't know, dude. I'm pretty sure it's pretty... I think it's the other way. So you're going to sew it back on. I'm going to beat him up and I'm going to

sew a new foreskin onto him. After he breaks his mother's heart, he will reinstall the foreskin. Give you a new turtleneck. After I break his mother's heart. Woven with his mother's hair. That's as hardcore as Woody's trash talk gets he's

like he's gonna take your mother out for a fine steak dinner and then never call her again the tough one give her the night of her life it's implied yeah i don't know i don't know why he's running scared um i'm pretty surprised by the whole thing he's usually foaming at the mouth. Who started it? How did this come up? They offered me the fight, the promotion did. I'm thinking the deal is that maybe a lot of Diego's fights in the past were fixed. I'm thinking that maybe like this guy's never actually. I've heard that.

I've heard people say that. I just heard it now. Yeah, I think. I've heard that forever. I'm thinking that maybe like a lot of his fights in the in the past were just literally fixed fights um that he wasn't actually a fighter ever that he's like some kind of an actor or something like that right and uh he should he should maybe check out the wwe or something check the sag afro i think he's one of those guys yeah i think he's in sags which makes a lot of sense uh i am as well so like it makes a lot of sense

um you know i just i just think he's a. I don't think he's a real fighter like me. I don't think he's had the years of training and discipline. If you think he's a poser, put one in the comments section below. Let's farm that engagement. Dude, he's got so many IMDB entrances here. He is an actor. Yeah, Jesus. Paid actor, some would say.

Just a fraud. I doubt he's ever had like a real fight fight like I have he's not the sort of combat athlete has he been to prison? never even been to prison he's not hard like us he's not hard like me he's never been on the streets

you said like on the side work with me bro we're the most white bread group of human beings that has been assembled in modern times. Listen, you don't know shit about when I was grounded and I fought my mom verbally. All right. That was a pretty soft group. We got put together right here. I snuck out one time in high school.

It was almost got caught. I've swung one i feel like we have if we have like a credit core uh credit score uh competition i think we're gonna we're doing swimmingly but uh i absolutely about about 900 yeah i don't i have no idea what my i haven't borrowed money in over seven years like i might literally be like someone before that is a problem your credit my dad made that mistake and he was like oh i don't have any credit anymore i. It's not a problem when you don't need any money. My dad made that mistake and he was like, I don't have any credit anymore. I was like, wait, what do you mean you don't have any credit anymore?

You've borrowed and paid back millions of dollars. He's like, not in the last seven years I haven't. Everything's paid off. And I'm just like, we gotta get you some credit cards. This is nonsense. I didn't borrow a debit card mostly. I borrowed money from my truck. There was a rebate. What's the point? I just don't understand.

Yeah. Every gift is upcharged. You use the Amazon card though, right? You've got that Synchrony Bank Amazon card where you get the 5% off. On Amazon Prime. Oh, there you go. That's keeping things alive. Killer.

Yeah, but still, I feel like it's one of those things you should just always. It's not a pure math equation with me, the finance. I like not owing anyone anything me too that's why you pay it off after you make the purchase two days later yeah auto pay on and yeah we do that on the amazon as i think about it the amazon card yeah i use like a real 600 score like i don't use credit like all my credit cards are literally sitting here in like a pile like i'm trying very hard not to show credit like all my credit cards are literally sitting here in like a pile like i'm trying very hard not to show any of my goddamn credit cards but like i leave them here because they have like different ones have different rewards and i use them for like online

shopping and stuff like that i don't care i carry one credit card with me the one that's got like the biggest um like borrowing power on it for like emergencies like if i need to like i don't even know what i would need it for i guess if i needed to like i don't even know what i would need it for i guess i need to like buy a car in an emergency or something ridiculous uh i don't know but i carry a paper check in my first aid kit and it solved more problems than the gauze has like every so often like i guess it's not medical i haven't solved any medical problems with it but i'm like every time i go on a long trip it's not medical. I haven't solved any medical problems with it, but I'm like, every time I go on a long trip, it's like,

I should bring two or three checks. Sometimes shit gets done with a check. That actually is a really reasonable thing to suggest that I, that I haven't thought about, you know, sometimes you just get in a little fender bender and you're like, fuck it. Here's 250 bucks.

Go away. It could be a fender bender. Um, I, in the last trip I went on the trip before the last, anyway, I bought a new motorcycle and there was like a weird thing. I traded in my old bike,

but I didn't have the title on me. So whatever, I was able to give them a check that they just never cashed and it solved problems. Uh, one time I was buying a loan, new lawnmower. It turns out my debit card didn't have a,

it was expensive. It was like 15 grand or something. Couldn't put that on the debit card or so i run to the first aid kit get a check you know it's all problems i love it that's a very practical thing that i think my that's like a very uh i've been around the block enough to know that a blank check in my in my glove box is a good one or not even glove box medical kit you know like like nobody's gonna rob you at gunpoint be like check the medical kit yeah you don't know what a check is gonna get you out of a jam yeah that's a good one for sure um i've got pictures in my phone of like stuff like that so i've got like i can run the numbers

like the routing numbers and stuff oh yeah oh yeah and uh like a bunch of stuff like that's good like having your phone in a locked folder and uh you know like so you can just like have access to as much money as you need i guess can you lock pictures it sounded like you locked you didn't password yeah well i mean beyond that you can have like locked folders as well like what locks within locks i wonder if iphone does that i'm sure there's apps i'm sure if my hundred dollar pixel does it then your then your iphone does it pixel yeah google google has it built in native but apple you need a third party it's not the end of the world it's just an extra step yeah so i'd be cool but um and and then with like the credit card thing like i got i think the most recent one i got was that delta card uh oh good

rewards on that one yeah the rewards are so sick. My flight was basically for free once I put it on the card. It's like $500 free for signing up to Delta's. $500 in flight credit for signing up to Delta's credit card immediately. Yeah, I got so many miles. I've already got like 200,000 or 300,000 Delta miles. So I was just like, this cup this colorado trip was going to be free i'm definitely going first class so i can bring my bags because i'm bringing so much gear with me anyway for like filming and uh but but then it was just like no only use half

of it only pay for half of it with miles and pay for the other half with the card and and not only do you make more miles but like i don't remember how much cash back they gave me for like booking a flight but it like you said it was like three to five hundred dollars of like per year free money no of like that initial purchase yeah it's like you if you if you sign on you know people myself included kind of scoff at the idea of when they do like hey we're gonna land soon if you guys want to apply for a credit card we're gonna give you 50 000 bonus miles whatever not bad like i mean it's bad, but sometimes on these international flights, it's basically like a free 250 bucks. You can just use a credit card for like a month or two, put 40 bucks on it, and then you're good to go. Close that one out. You got the miles, you're good to go.

Right. Yep. So farming credit cards. It's called churning. Yeah. There's like a big community online about it. I work them pretty well as well. I've been using the same Chase card since like I started doing YouTube and- 08.00 You're in the Chase rewards thing, huh? 08.00

I'm like, I cannot bring myself to spend the points. I'm just like, I want to keep getting that high score and going and going. And Chase, like if you have their Sapphire Reserve card, you get 1.5x on your redemptions. So I think I have like $23,000 in travel or something like that. And I'm just like eventually one day I'm not going to have any sponsorships or like YouTube travel. And I'm just going to be able to travel the world for free. So that's my goal. That's kind of what I've done with my miles over the years. It was like, why would I use my miles?

I just use money. I have money. Like just let the miles keep accruing they don't expire and uh and at this point i could fly around the world if i could find enough countries that would allow my felonious ass to land we apply back and forth to colorado at first class like a dozen fucking times or something like that in my head it's's not the frugality as much as it is the mindset around the frugality. I'm hearing guys say, I work the system. I save $5 here, $200 there, et cetera. Everyone on this call, I think, can lose $500 and be okay. It's not going to impact anything. But the fact that you don't, the fact that you're still watching your dimes, letting your dollars take care of themselves is why money accumulates.

Yeah. I mean, my dad like used to every Sunday, my mom and dad would get down. You know, we'd watch TV. It's like eight o'clock and they just fucking clip coupons every Sunday. They had a little box organized alphabetically like coupons. And I remember asking my dad, I was like, hey, you know, like I go to a really nice private school. We're not like you guys. You guys drive like a Honda Fit, but you're but like you got two cars.

I go to a private school. We're in the suburbs like you guys are doing well. Why are you clipping 50 cent coupons? My dad just looked at me. He's like, we may never use many of these but 50 cents adds up over 40 years and i'm like money yeah i was like okay i don't clip coupons but like i'll put my ralph's card in every time and if i see that one dollar off i will scan it but i'm not my dad who's like we might need 50 cents off target two for two for one like shampoo check the coupon box

on amazon yeah i'm with you. I remember my grandmother would clip coupons and she just went, there's just free money here, Kyle. There's just piles of free money here. And I'm like, I don't know if there is or not. We're talking about like 80 cents today

that we're going to make. Have you seen those extreme couponers though that they like get 30 bucks back and they get like a 300 grocery thing for yeah but they're that's their full-time job and they're like i got all my family's groceries for free and 25 bucks and i'm like you spent how many hours planning this out when e-commerce was new sites would make mistakes yeah that would like you'd like you'd be able to double up on discounts and like if you get a 40 coupon and a 40 coupon the second one shouldn't double it to

80 off it should be 40 off of the other 40 which turns it into something less than 80 and uh but they would get it wrong and there was a site it's still around slickdeals.net i don't know if it's as good as it used to be i bought like i bought tools i didn't even need but it was like an air compressor a sawzall a, a DeWalt drill, and a circular saw. And like all these things. It was like $990 worth of tools, and it ended up being like $37. Oh, Jesus. To steal.

It all came. The air compressor is 60 gallons. It's as tall as I am. That's a big air compressor. Yeah, and they shipped it here. It's American made american i love it forever and uh like i said it was just a little more than free yeah i did you guys ever used to do i mean maybe trevor you did but like 4chan and some of the other places would have like

the manufacturer's coupons for like monster energy or red bull or whatever and so basically it would be a manufacturer's coupon from the factory where like, hey, I bought a pallet of Monster. All the cans are busted. I need you to give me a comp, comp, whatever. And so you could go in, scan it. The catch was that it would only work a certain number of times before Monster headquarters are like, why are we getting billed for this shit? So maybe four out of five times it would work. And that's how I got my early supply of energy drinks i just come home with a four pack of monster my mom's like why

are you spending money i was like i didn't i got a coupon a couple times it stopped working the guy was like so this is a manufacturer's coupon like how'd you get it and i was like oh my mom box the case and it didn't work yeah it's not how you have to stop going to the store but like for a little bit it was a really nice one it worked out really well i was i had a scam i was running through um a delivery service that i won't name uh for obvious reasons for a while where like they had a restaurant listed on the delivery service that didn't exist i don't know how to explain it they didn't exist here so you get the refund so you get the refund every time and plus like credits so it was like every other day i'd order

25 worth of fake food then i'd be like hey my my shit never came and they'd be like oh sorry about that here's a 25 back plus 10 and it's just like i'm just making five dollars a day for free on these people for like a year and a half like every every other day like clockwork i'd be like oh time to order some fake food like wait we just ate don't worry this ain't coming there's no such thing as hungry jack's chicken express there's not one it doesn't exist it was it was it was ridiculously free money for like a long time patreon hangout told me of a related scam they would use one of the food delivery services and uh they would order

a mcflurry with their meal now those machines are always broken so you get your meal but no mcflurry and then you get it for free and they just add a mcflurry to your meal and nine times out of ten you don't get it did you see that guy who made an app that would ping the McDonald's API and it ended up overloading McDonald's digital order service because people would end up it would basically, it was like, is there a

McFlurry machine working? So he would ping it or you would put in your thing and the way it worked, I guess it would send a request for a McFlurry but not submit the order and if the machine wasn't i guess it would like send a request for a mcflurry but not submit the order and if they're the machine wasn't working you would get a response back like can't can't fulfill order no matter what but you know went viral so everybody's like where the fuck is my mcflurry crashed their whole like online ordering system great idea though does anyone understand

why the mcflurries are so unreliable why a company company like McDonald's would have something like that? It's a lot of... Well, I didn't work for McDonald's. I worked for Chick-fil-A. And we are... Our machines did break down occasionally. Like, more than you would think. It could be like once a day. But it wasn't like a catastrophic like, we need the tech in here.

It was like, you need a clean restart. It's a pain in the ass to get those machines back working. And clean restart it's a pain in the ass to get those machines back working and i'm confident that a lot of the broken machines are just machines that broke down or aren't working optimal and nobody wants to make the effort to clean it or get it fixed and up and running because it's a it's like you got to drain the tank you got to clean it out you got to see what's wrong like that's a lot of effort for ice cream so they just go and it's broken it's weird to me that it's a meme it's national and it's been like a decade and mcdonald's still continues to leave

it as it is yeah yeah that's what i do that is right when i'm trying to hit the minimum order uh like if i'm ordering for somewhere like that i'm like i really just want a chicken sandwich like i don't want fries i just want a grilled chicken sandwich right now. And four McFlurries. And four McFlurries. And they'll call me and they'll be like, Hey, the ice cream machine's broken. I'm like, oh, dang.

They're like, do you want to replace it with something else? I'm like, absolutely not. They're like, okay, we'll bring you your sandwich. And so I get a sandwich for like $3 delivered for free. That's your, you know what? Maybe there's a, maybe this is like a whole segment of like, okay, we'll bring you a sandwich. And so I get a sandwich for like $3 delivered for free. That's your, you know what? Maybe there's a, maybe this is like a whole segment of like how I, how I skim dollars off of Megacorps while also being like fairly well off myself. Like, I feel like at this point it's like almost just being petty.

And I like being petty from time to time. I love being petty. Yeah. Yeah, absolutely. Anytime there's a deal like like that i like to take advantage of it especially like like uh remember the old uh the pudding uh lid scam from like the 90s that they made the adam sandler movie about the punch drunk love i'm gonna get a little bit wrong but it was it was something where like you bought like uh those little puddings that you tear the top off of it was little individual things and each lid was worth like one air mile or something like that but like there was a way to like buy them in bulk so that you ended up like

making money at a certain point like if you bought enough pudding all of a sudden you were printing money and so this guy bought like an enormous amount like pallets of pudding and he was just printing money at the like ripping and licking ripping and licking just just wait and tearing the lids off pudding and and like because each one is like an airline mile and i don't remember there was some sort of multiplier that that like came into play as well maybe he had a card or something like that and he was just printing money like millions of miles okay do you did you hear about the guy who sued pepsi because he part of their rewards you had a harrier jet stuff same thing that is like one of the coolest ones i can't

remember i was looking up he it was it was basically a 23 million dollar jet but he spent 700 grand on it and i can't remember what he settled for no but well technically he he he got to the level where he should have won it but of course they didn't actually have it well pepsi corp doesn't have a harrier jet so it's a military aircraft it's it's a british fucking military aircraft right it's it's a fighter jet people own them personally harriers really yeah wild there was a maintenance on a fucking harrier i watched a documentary on it and um this guy wanted to buy it and they're like well not anyone can just buy it you have to be qualified etc etc and he lays out all the other planes he's flown, how he can afford it, and the whole nine yards. They're like, well, shit. You're the guy. He bought a Harrier.

Yeah. He had flown them before, I think. He was the guy. That in particular, I don't know a lot about aviation, but that would seem to me to be one of the more expensive planes to maintain because it's got those thrusters, the turbines

do that thing so it can hover. Like a prop plane seems to me to be super cheap to maintain. And then you've got a jet where it's got all those. And helicopters on top of that with all the crazy like, oh, you went 500 hours? Time to spend $20,000

then or whatever. Like helicopters can be so expensive. We're talking about these deals the um you remember that woman that won the toyota it was a radio show where she had to i don't know answer questions or something and she wanted the she thought she was going to win a toyota what she won was a yoda toy right like a toy yoda yeah and uh she sued them and i just looked up the the result because i'd never heard it before but her attorney was quoted on saying that the amount of money the woman received would allow her to pick out any type of toyota she wants no oh she goes get that fully

loaded supra talking 100k 100k yeah maybe her attorney doesn't have a full lineup but yeah she got paid in the end so that's good although that toyota doll i'm looking at it the joke is that it's worth more than a car nowadays oh there's no way it's worth 100k though like that maxed out supra s or whatever it is is stupid sick i think it's too small for me i looked at them and i was just like i think i'd rather have like a saline mustang honestly or something like what is that a saline yeah like i don't know i don't know it it's a special spec s-a-l-e-e-n yeah it's nothing like nothing crazy but like it looks better to me than this the super so small i don't know like yeah i'm sick are you in the market for a new car

what do you oh the new super looks i just bought this motorcycle i've been riding it so much that like i really don't need a new car um have you been riding it a lot i've been wondering i didn't want to ask i was afraid you didn't want to say no i ride almost every morning i rode this morning yeah i rode today too but probably not as much. Yeah. I mean, I don't go far. I usually just like zip to a certain part of town and there's a, like an industrial park that's always deserted. And I go out there and like do a lots of maneuvers and stuff.

I like to just do like just round and round, like tiny little donuts as fast as I can. And like, try to like change the lean angle and see how it feels and just get used to like, I don't know, doing lots of different maneuvers like like i tried to pop a wheelie for fun that was interesting but but mostly i'm just like on asphalt asphalt for sure yeah it's a it's like um like so like just doing a little bit of everything zipping through traffic a little bit i haven't taken on the interstate yet

i i'm still like a little really about that because my interstate's a little different than the average interstate right like it's immediately four lanes it's immediately four lanes of like heavy traffic you have an interstate capable bike like it is oh for sure there yeah oh for sure the speed isn't an issue it's just there's a lot of cars there um and i i really prefer just going out like i'm close enough to like the country that i'm like five ten minutes away from being on like nice curvy slow curvy roads with like grass fields on either side that's a lot more fun riding to me than like going uptown and having cars on 360 degrees like constantly on a swivel i have a lane split in georgia no only cali can do that

i hated driving in california it's not motorcycles just it is not bad because most of the people who lane split lane split in a reasonable way but there are one in one in 50 lane split like a fucking asshole and you and every now and then i think oh my god like i if you don't know like you you're allowed to drive mostly in between the hov lane and the left-hand lane or the left-hand lane in the middle lane like you lane split in between the fastest lane and the whatever because there's more space over there with the double yellow lines for hov and stuff people lane split on the slow lane or on like the right side, which is not what you're checking as a driver,

especially if you've not driven in California. You're not even looking for biking. And you're at fault if you're changing lanes and you hit a lane splitter. Yeah. So it's just like a really fucked up scenario. You're at fault if you hit a lane splitter? You are at fault for hitting a lane splitter. If they're splitting correctly what if

he hits you like if you cut in front of him and he hits you which is probably more likely is faster i mean that's exactly what you're talking about you're still in the wrong like if i am in the middle lane switching to the left lane hit my turn signal and i merge and he runs into me it's my fault if i'm in the middle lane going to the right lane the slower lane and i merge and he hits me it's his fault but the ones that i'm talking about are the ones that are lane splitting at 50 miles an hour in the wrong lanes like it's impossible to keep track so lane splitting is not legal here i hardly ever do it the um the exception is sometimes at a traffic light i will like to get up front oh yeah i'm just surrounded by cars and they're scaring me.

And maybe like two lights in a row and I'm still surrounded by them. I'll just go to the front of the line and zip off the front. That's what I was going to say. That's when I feel like lane splitting is a great idea. At intersections and stuff so that you're not just stuck in the pack of cars. It's so easy for you. When everybody's sitting still, mind mind you to just go around them get to the front of the red light now you can zip on out of this intersection and get to where you're

going you're a lot faster and more maneuverable than everybody else is just kind of makes sense you're not going to run anybody over that's like that's and not also like you're going to be off the line faster if you're in city traffic or stop and go you absolutely will be at the front and the first to the light every time so it just makes sense you're gonna cut your commute time and measurable uh limits by doing it yeah i do it for safety though like that's not my motivation usually i just like i feel like i'm invisible you guys all weigh 3 000 pounds i weigh 400 on my bike and and i'm just like 500 yeah whatever the cars are 5 000 and i'm just like 500. Yeah, whatever. The cars are 5,000 and I'm 500. It's something outrageous, right?

I keep forgetting the name of it. It's like observational blindness or something like that. But people are looking for cars. So if they look your direction on a motorcycle, they might not see you in a way that you hope they would you're invisible, you're vulnerable just get away from everyone I don't want to get hurt I really love riding

but it can be stressful sometimes because I'll see jackasses on the road that clearly didn't see me and I'm just like that guy could have killed me I bought a dirt bike like a month ago and it's a 300cc and i'm just like that guy could have killed me i bought a dirt bike to sit me off the fucking road like a month ago and uh it's a 300 cc ktm xc two-stroke for the few of you that know what that

is and it is a freaking fire breather my motor say it is so powerful and it is so light i'm on it and i'm like i who allowed me to buy this thing it's like a liability in mind that's only a 300 like there are bikes that are so much more powerful no it's scary this is top of the food chain a two stroke 300 is more than like a 450 holy shit okay it is it is top of the food chain i'm 48 years old i feel like I'm not old enough to have this thing yet. You should need to be an adult to have this. And here I am. I'm practicing wheelies on it in my yard, just ripping around and it's dangerously easy to do a wheelie. So I'm not good at wheelies, but you kind of like compress the suspension, rotate back, apply the throttle with the right timing and the wheel comes up on my DRZ., that's how I do it. Again, I'm not good at it, but I'm practicing.

On this thing, you just twist the throttle and hang on and it goes up way too high. To get the wheel down, there's two ways to get it back down. You can either hit the brake, which you do if you're good and you have your head clear, or if he doesn't roll off the throttle, usually the engine compression serves as a brake and puts the front back down too two strokes don't have that kind of engine compression so not only does it like come up super fast if you let go of the throttle it doesn't really come down on its own it just you know it'll want to loop off the back and uh i'm doing wheelies in my yard and i like i practiced for like 20 minutes and then i put the bike away knowing that it was running well for tomorrow and i felt like i dodged injury like like yeah

you're like wow i'm i'm okay yeah all right we got away with it that thing though at least you're in grass like like yeah man yeah like like i'm i'm so stressed about like uh coming off on the asphalt um i did see the other day i was watching i don't know like the different degrees of motorcycle racing i saw this reddit video though where their motor race their bike racing like like on the super fast bikes where they're like leaned all the way and the guy leans so far over that he just started doing a little donut and like put it like petered out and he was just like clearly incredibly embarrassed he like gets his bike up and like takes off again because he's like leaned so far over that the bike

stops working and just like sort of like does this and like like turns around on a dime and stops moving and he's just gotta like get up stand it up and go again but that's like the softest least dangerous motorcycle wreck i've ever seen amongst that stuff i showed you guys that video the other day right of like the slow motion of like one bike flying in front of the other and like missing it by like inches like like i saw this on reddit yeah so fucking scary so fucking scary like like ah i don't know i wear all my gear all the time um i don't i i see everybody else wearing not nearly as much gear as i'm wearing when i do see riders like i saw two uh uh georgia cops the other day like i don't know

if they're highway patrol or state patrol or whatever they're wearing fucking short sleeves and pants they don't have any gear at all on they got boots that's it boots and yeah but they're on the hog rider like like the harley likes yeah the ones with the saddles on or the honda not that no i'm just saying that i don't think they're taking aggressive corners in there like you know i mean i'm not either i'm worried about somebody hitting me you know i'm worried about somebody sending me off the bike you know you could not pay me to get on a motorcycle i think they're super cool where you're going you don't have to be cool on the bike yeah that's what i try to do i think it'd be like i wasn't sure if i was gonna like it or not that's why i took that class

and uh the class was the class was really fun um and like three-eighths of the people i think in the class like quit after day one and they had like everybody was like oh you really wasted a lot of money that was 425 450 for the class they didn't even show up for day two and i was thinking like they definitely should have completed the class but i think they saved money because they didn't go out and buy an eight thousand dollar motorcycle and then decide well this is not for me yeah crash it's terrifying or crash it yeah crashing it would be like the worst possible thing this is the video kyle was talking about with the slow motion low side. Watch this guy. This is a professional.

Look, he just did a wheelie. Yeah, this guy's a fucking pro. And yet... He's like, well... I hope no one saw. No one saw. No one saw. Is anyone looking?

Yeah. So you still enjoy the low speed parking lot maneuvers yeah yeah i like uh i like seeing just how far that motherfucker will lean over just like like holding the the rear brake and uh you know just working the the the throttle and the clutch and just seeing how slowly i can make those tiny little 90 degree turns and stuff like that and the the bike is moving at a crawl but it'll just stand up and it's it's shocking with the the centrifugal force that you're creating between the throttle the clutch and the rear brake that like it'll just stand up here all right

we're just the bike's going and like leaned over wheel turn i want to see it i wish you had video i'd be super curious i wonder like you might have surpassed me oh there's plenty of times where i'm i'm just like oh no and like putting my leg down and was like oh oh no one saw good that's good dude no one saw that so i was at camp i don't know if i told the story but i i bought a tall seat this is a it has more cushion on it which i thought might be nice it is sort of extends the rider triangle, the grips, the foot peg in your butt to stretch you out, make it more comfortable. Cool. The trouble is when the bike tips over on a tall seat, your foot doesn't touch the ground as quickly. This is already an adventure bike that's taller than average. So now I have a tall adventure bike and my foot, when I touch the ground with my feet they're not flat they're

like on the toes of my feet but i can touch the ground we were moving the bikes to get in line for a picture at camp and i had this fuzzy thing that makes my seat softer then on top of that i had my jacket then on top of that i had my gloves and since i was only just moving the bike around camp i thought i'd sit on all of that stuff oh no dude man's dog gets in front of my motorcycle guy brought his dog with him and i had to like emergency stop so as not to hit it i can't touch the ground sitting on this like tower of mattresses and i dropped the bike in front of everybody and uh i felt like an idiot but whatever i mean it really felt like an idiot, but whatever. It's an adventure bike. You really felt like an asshole. You crush his fucking dog. I don't know.

It's a lot of fun. It's a lot of fun, but I think I'll enjoy it more when I move, maybe, if I'm in a less populated area. I enjoy it a lot more when I'm out in the country, just zipping along country roads, going at whatever speed I feel

like going, whether it's 40 or it's 70 yeah and i then i do like when i'm like in town and there's cars everywhere like i'm not a fan of that you're gonna love the i mean you're gonna love the scenic driving routes in in the mountains in colorado because and i i also identify with that too because it's fun to it's fun to it's fun to go drive and then sometimes you're feeling it and you want to push it and other times you just kind of want to drive and it's nice to have the option i'm thinking about uh bringing my gear with me to colorado and uh and renting a bike uh because a couple of the guys that are going with me also ride and uh i i looked it up and i can rent a ducati scrambler which is like one of the bikes that i have been wanting to play with anyway but not purchase and i can rent one of those for likeambler, which is like one of the bikes that I had been wanting to play with anyway, but not purchase. And I can rent one of those for like $90 a day or something like that. And it's

like, yeah, I get that thing for two days. I get that thing for two days, take it up to the mountains and then maybe zip around town a little bit when we're sober and have a good time. So I may do that. May not. I don't know. I got to see how everything's going to pack. I've got big suitcases, but I'm bringing my lights and my cameras and this laptop and keyboard and mouse and then like clothes for a month. And it's going to be tight. You're like armored cargo pants for when you're going to, say, go to a restaurant on the other end of your drive and you don't want to look like an astronaut. Yeah. Like when you build out that whole wardrobe, that makes motorcycles better. My jacket is mesh.

I could probably step the jacket up a notch as far as protection goes. Although it has padding where you want it. Yeah, yeah. I really don't think you need padding on your stomach. Agreed. If you're laid out so flat that your stomach like you got bigger problems yeah you know like like your shoulders and your elbows and like parts of the forearm and like maybe spine maybe spine maybe not yeah actually yeah yeah yeah there's a whole like thick pad back there in the spine like all that shit's padded up and then i do put on the

astronaut pants over some uh over some jeans or some sweats or something like that um and then i've got these like snow pants or what are kind of like they're thick as fuck they're like they like my that's why i like to ride in the morning is because if i go out in like the middle of the day when it's 80 90 uh i gotta drink like a liter of water before i go and when i get back i'm rich like like just to go i I went on, like, a 20-minute drive and, like, get off on the other end. I'm not even, I haven't even came back yet. And take the jacket off and just, like, sweat it through a tank top.

Like, the whole tank top has went from gray to, like, black. It's just, like, stuck to my skin. Just super fucking sweaty. It gets hot. It gets hot on that fucking bike. Not really when you're riding, but stop. The stop and go out here. I hate the stop and go. I was doing wheelie practice in my yard, not even for long, like 15, 20 minutes.

This is a few days ago. And when I came back, my wife was like, did it rain? Because my back was that sweaty. Like a gray shirt turned that other color of gray when it's wet. I don't sweat that much. Do you ever know somebody who sweats a chunk? My father. Like, beat it up on their face.

My father would run every day, and when he sat down, he would puddle on the hardwood floor. Like, you'd have to towel that area afterwards. That's me. You like that? I mean, I feel like I run hot. Like, I have, for whatever reason, if I do any level physical exercise,

I'm dripping sweat. And I mean, to the point where like my trainer would be like, Oh, the first couple of times we worked out, he's like, are you okay? You're good.

Like you're not too hot. I mean, cause we're just doing normal stuff and it's just drip, drip, drip, drip. Yeah. So I sweat a lot.

When I lift, I barely sweat. Um, I'll get a little bit out of breath because i rest i rest like three minutes between um sets so like i'm there for an hour and a half kind of taking it easy and i'm always in ac anyway just kind of chilling my heart rate stays pretty high the whole time like i wear a watch to like keep up my heart rate my heart rate will average like 120 beats per minute for an hour and a half like through like a lifting session but when i do

cardio i'm sweating my ass off because i'm getting up to about 130 140 beats per minute for an hour and a half, like through a, through like a lifting session. But when I do cardio, I'm sweating my ass off. Cause I'm getting up to about 130, 140 beats per minute. And I'm sticking with that for sometimes up to an hour. So by the end of that hour, I'm drenched. I like not sweating when I lift. I like, so my, I like sweating. I have a home gym and like whenever I give like a little gym tour taylor really likes my functional trainer i bought a functional trainer that's too good for a home gym and then it's nice right but for me the two the coup de gras is the air conditioner on the wall i bought this like mini split heat pump that can make it any temperature you want to be 57 degrees when you lift it can do it it can really do it it's like a car in the way that it's like

overpowered heating and air conditioning yeah whatever temp you want and then at the start of every session i like turn on the ceiling fan turn on the mini split and cool that baby off i want to sweat being in florida the garage gym i just open up the garage there's no ac or anything i usually will drag my weights out into the driveway. So I'm just like, sun is beaming down. I'm sweating like a pig. Like I love it. It makes me feel like I'm really doing something. I was going to say, it makes me feel like you're earning it, right?

I feel much more like I've accomplished something if I'm dripping sweat, drenched, versus like if I've just worked up a nice little misting. A little mist. I just don't like it. I'm probably going to do the home gym thing when I move in a month or two. I definitely want AC. I'm not going to do a garage gym.

I'm definitely going to have to have a room in the house that has that. If I do do a garage gym, no, I can't because I have somewhere to put my car and my bike. It's going to have to be indoors in a room somewhere. room in the house that has that or if i do do a garage chip no i can't because i gotta i have somewhere to put my car and my my bike like like it's gonna have to be indoors in a room somewhere if it's colorado it'd be nice to have a like garage for your car and stuff because you're gonna have a real winter oh yeah yeah for sure you can't park outside just a nightmare especially with a bike i guess i could put the bike bike in my living room or something like that.

You don't want to do that when you own the house. Why not? It's not like leaking oil. It's a little, right? Is it? Nah. I mean, mine gets dirty. I don't think mine leaks oil either.

But I just. Think about after like a winter ride and you've got all the salt on the road and stuff. You don't want that. Yeah, if it's dirty. If it's actually dirty when you bring it in, that'd be a problem. and stuff you don't want yeah if it's dirty if it's actually dirty when it when you bring it in that'd be a problem um but then like then i just ride it into my like shower and and you know the casual shower in there i have a car wash shower oh yeah those are trendy i like this no i actually wash cars in mine yeah yeah just ride it through the kitchen into the living room

through the bedroom into the bathroom just pop aie, hop in the shower with it, turn the hot water on. Can you wheelie yet, Kyle? No. No, it's dangerous to even try. No, it's dangerous to even try. But I have tried, and it's a little bit scary. I get a little squirrely.

I don't know if the tire lifted off, but I took off real fast when I was you did so on either side of my driveway there's a drainage ditch call it like a foot deep that is a long ditch that goes along the side i think it's called a swale anyway i know what you're talking about yeah so on my ktm the thing that wheelies so well you lean back you hit the throttle and it just it screams like the tire goes a foot in the air the rear suspension is doing who the fuck knows what and you just glide over this thing i am a passenger in this whole situation i don't really know what's happening i've just like floated over this obstacle with way too

much horsepower to weight ratio than i really know what i'm doing with and i did it again and again and again and again it's it a blast, but I'm. You're playing trials evolution. You're literally doing trials. What's your goal with it? Do you want to do trail riding? Do you want to put street tires on it and ride it around town? What are you thinking? So this is my trail riding bike. I have three motorcycles and this is the trail riding bike. Today, I tuned the carb to make sure it was ready for tomorrow. I'm going trail riding with some friends.

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uh well that's just a you thing. You know, you are married. She doesn't have a choice. Oh, Zach, can you pull up the Nirvana thing? So this thing. Yeah, he's suing them. The baby is. Yeah. Yeah.

Guy. Yeah. Yeah. He's not a baby. I used to be the baby. Yeah. Yeah. I guess what he's saying is that it's child pornography. Yeah. Yeah. He's not a baby anymore. The guy used to be the baby. Yeah. Yeah. Um,

I guess what he's saying is that it's child pornography. Now the picture doesn't show his little penis, but the album cover did. It had the baby's penis on there. And here's the deal. So the band says that this was a, um, uh,

uh, sort of statement against capitalism, having this little baby chase the dollar and if it's pictures of babies with their penises exposed are not typically child's porn unless they're sexualized now is this sexualized or not is sort of he says that the child chasing the dollar is meant to imply that the baby is a sex worker and that this is child porn so i read i heard sign a release can you show the pictures act i don't think people can read the words very well i i heard that he he had previously there there were uh like that the uh defendant in this case what had like documented evidence of him bragging about being the kid on the cover like throughout social media it's xyz to use that as to devalue the case

even further i mean let's be real like it's a cash grab dude he reposed as this picture wearing clothes like again and again like you can see his like evolution where he did Yeah, but like come on. It's like I get you you want to make some money, but like Jesus I assume his parents signed a release right? Yep, then there's no there's no issue here I think he's well there you can't sign a release for child porn Yeah, I don't think that's child porn though. think it's just a baby i think that's so uh he's asking for 150 grand from each of the defendants the defendants are one two three yikes four five wow a million bucks i can't go through but there's like eight defendants uh some

of them you'll know david roll courtney love he's hoping they settle out probain's estate stuff like that yeah and it's all about is this child porn I don't know they took a bunch of pictures some had the penis and some didn't and it was Kurt Cobain who made the decision I might have pronounced that wrong anyway he said we can either use this picture

the one they used or we'll use this picture and put a sticker over the penis that says, if this offends you, you're a pedophile or something like that. And they opted for the version with no sticker. It's, it's not child porn. It's just not.

I mean, I feel like if you, if you rule, if you rule this child porn, then can he go after best buy in every record store for selling child porn if they rule this child porn is every picture new parents send to grandparents of kids in a bathtub child porn solicit yes they're soliciting child lock my parents up i think grandma's gotta go to the slammer like infants especially it's just like come on like

I think I watched I may be wrong about this but I think I watched Star Trek the other day when like a baby was born and I'm pretty sure they showed like the baby like fully nude like I remember thinking like oh wow I'm surprised usually in TV they're just like oh and here's your four month old that just came out of your vagina. Nice and clean. It was like, like a, like a tiny little baby all covered with, with slime with it's like penis hanging out. And I was like,

Oh, okay. You know what? Like who cares? Right. Like she just gave birth to a baby. Like, like we're all okay with that.

Like, like did you see moms? You did not see a vagina. No, no, it was Star Trek. And you know what? Thank you for saving us.

I just slipped. I mean, I don't know if anybody needs to see post-birth. It's a nice crowning. I've heard it's awful. I've never seen it. So my kids came for a C-section. You should ask your wife.

Oh, never mind. So there you go. Not even in health class? In school? I had to watch. You didn't have to watch that video? I had to watch whatever video that I'm sure everybody watched a version of. Very graphic childbirth. and I was like,

human bodies are not made for that. I know they are, but they shouldn't be. They're not made very well for that. You think we'd be better at it at this point. Yeah. Without modern medicine,

a huge percentage of women would die during childhood. It's shocking how bad we are at it. Maybe that's the problem. We're not selectively breeding for... I was going to say, maybe medicine has stopped the evolution. It's only been like 200 years, though. I mean, you could make an argue for 1,000 years, but that's not enough for... Yeah.

Like giant hips. for a yeah like giant hips fuck we could have had de facto super fucking wide human hips by like default like the the the baseline stat would have been buffed plus 30 and they look like robbed ourselves of this like they all look like someone was modding their skyrim character way too ridiculous liberty walked women just like it's just wide darn i haven't played that shit forever i when when are they gonna stop making skyrim on like remastered that shit like they just remastered it and they added just came out with a tenure they added they added fishing to it and something else and And it's just like, are you fucking kidding me?

Like, I want a new story. I want a whole new game. Why do that if people are going to continually buy the old game? It's like, why doesn't Rockstar make GTA 6? Why the fuck would they make GTA 6 when they're making a billion dollars on GTA 5? Skyrim doesn't have that excuse, though. Skyrim doesn't have GTA Online.

You're right, but they all, sir, you're right. they don't make perennial money based off of like the existing content but they just keep porting it to new platforms and people keep buying it it's still like the switch version of it sold really well so like okay do you want to continue paying for gta like are they selling dlc or could you buy it years ago and just enjoy it uh the the online service is like an ever-evolving like universe basically and you you buy essentially credit cards in game that have money on them to be able to buy vehicles and houses and whatever that's where like if you look contents free so if you have the money you can buy it but micro transactions yeah but micro transactions to get the money to buy the in-game item. That's where Rust and Tarkov kill it as far as the value of what you get.

You pay once up front, and now you're just – it seems like you're getting new content. You are. It doesn't seem like you are. You're getting brand new content made for you on a monthly basis or something like that. In Rust, it's monthly, but in Tarkov, it's quarterly, more or less. No, I'd even say it's more like every six months, but your point still stands.

Yeah, but it's big content for Tarkov. It is. No, I take that back, too, because sometimes they're like, hey, fuck you, your gun doesn't work anymore. It's like, wait a minute. Yeah, and you're like, hey, who asked for this? It's just against it, but you're right. No one asked for that.

Let's just talk about that. Why are there gun malfunctions in Tarkov? You know know my gun has never malfunctioned as a brand new gun yet i go on reddit and i see this guy he's like my brand new mutant malfunctioned seven times in the first 200 rounds and i'm like what the hell yeah i don't believe you i watch landmark a good bit and like he'll be in the middle of fighting he's already fighting four people right yeah It's hard enough. He's bouncing back and forth fighting four people.

The gun will fail twice, and he'll still somehow win. And they'll be like, the fuck? The gun quit working twice. He's broken. I get so mad watching that guy because he'll just be in the middle of a sentence. He'll turn. He'll just two-tap somebody 40, 50 meters away, and he's just not even without breaking the full sentence. Concentration.

I'm like, okay, great, cool. He's reading Donos while like turning on people. He's killed me. Yeah, yeah, it's so good. Have you watched Smitty Stone? I think I have his name right. No. I think I follow a guy who's – is he Australian?

I don't think so. All right, then no. Anyway, I was watching him earn Kappa yesterday and people don't know this is very difficult to do. And we talked about how hard it was to do previously. Now you have to get to level 71. It's just, just outrageously hard.

So he's running labs and Raiders pose no threat to this guy. And he kills them all with one or two bullets, face shots. And he's not cheating you can tell by his like confusion over where people are and you know he dies sometimes and um and i i couldn't get over how incredibly good he was and like like landmark he's reading chat the whole time he's reading chat one two tapping raiders in the face beating every pmc who's not running hacks labs again and again it blew me away in a game where like like h june or uh tacular uh they're like that in uh in rust because like the the the ai and rust is pretty dumb but they're just so beefy it's so

much it's such a huge hp pool that i don't know i can struggle with them sometimes like like if i'm taking a money about my own but like they're just like i've never heard so many headshot sounds in a row as watching tacular play because he like he knows the recoil pattern of every gun not just the ak but the mp5 does this thing at the end it's it's like it's this zigzag but then the end it's like ziggety ziggety zag so like he's literally his mouse hand if he had a like mouse cam it's just like but while tracking a target like i can't even wrap my head around like if somebody's sitting still still i can i i know the ak pattern well enough to like did it to kind of vibrate around their head like like i i can i can double headshot occasionally

like like i'm not gonna triple anybody at long range, though, but he is. Watching him play, it's just... The headshots have this really meaty noise they make in that game. I don't know. I don't know how people get that fucking good. I don't know how people get good on any game. You'll see people, this guy named Taxi, who plays Apex Legends, and he'll string together some movement uh there's like highlight videos on tick tock of this guy who's just flying around the map in a way that you like you watch

it like you're playing a different game than me objectively you're playing it yeah you're just it's completely it's demoralizing for somebody like me i watched that video twice i'm sorry i interrupted you but i saw that video twice and i just decided i don't know enough about apex anymore to know what he's even doing right i played apex for like a season or something like i know the basics like like i don't know we were okay at it i was never any good at it but like i don't even know what he did what i just saw i don't even know what i just saw he's playing a completely different game now i don't know if i got his name right. Smitty Stone is who I was talking about if I didn't say it right.

Unfathomably good. Oh, and he offered to play with me. I haven't played this wipe, but I would if I had. That's just such a privilege of good on YouTube for a while. Do you guys ever get carried in games? You might still be currently very good. Yes, yeah every game i play dude i'm getting carried in real life this i want to go on a motorcycle trip in mexico but apparently it's actually dangerous and uh there's this youtuber who appears to be motorcycle camping like 300 days a year he said he was going to mexico so i wrote him an email and told him i wanted to go with him and he said yes he's always solo i've never seen anyone in any of

his videos and i'm like i wonder if i can get a real life carry he's like yo i just spoke to that rich gringo we talked about yeah this guy's from arizona but uh yeah so i i maintain the accent then okay 40 times around fta uh i think we might go motorcycle riding together in mexico it should be neat that's cool if you get ransomed it's gonna be such a great show topic oh yeah it would be yeah i'll tell it tonight honey should we get good news bad. Bad news is we need 45 grand. Good news. Isn't it funny, though? I think half a mil is usually what they ask for. I think that's the going rate for an American.

I was watching the thing about Afghanistan the other day. We can start a GoFundMe. That's what I was going to say. The Patreon. We got this. We can take up half a mil to get Woody back. That's in the show's marketing budget, right? Sure. Smart Mouth is now sponsoring the release of woody

smart mouth is how woody got into this problem woody's been held captive for 37 days but he just used hasn't brushed his teeth once but after one rinse from smart mouth kissably clean breath yeah that would be awful like like like prison sucked but i was just thinking like how awful it would be to be held captive by a fucking terror cell or something like that i saw earlier that like a group of veterans called the pineapple express have gone into afghanistan and they are rescuing uh former translators and stuff they've saved 500 people so far nice they've just gone in on their own like funding their own like fucking mission that's awesome but sad that it was required but

awesome that they're stepping up yeah i i guess like like it's weird to me that like we don't have that seems like a special forces thing. I really don't like it when they don't take care of those translators. Because you know there was some point when some American in uniform was like, no, no, trust us. We got you.

We'll protect you. We need you to help us. Are you sure you'll protect me? Oh, yeah, for sure sure for sure donald trump himself just i just talked to him he knows you he likes you a lot donald trump would run with the story too what's your name again i just spoke to my mood my mood excellent trainer x one of the best translators in all of afghanistan now he's just being electrocuted or boiled in oil or something i can't get past my bias on this topic sometimes like like

so my facebook feed i mentioned from time to time they're absolutely outraged that we left any translators behind etc they didn't have shit to say when trump abandoned the kurds in syria right 40 000 people they were our allies for all this time we told them that we had their back that They didn't have shit to say when Trump abandoned the Kurds in Syria, right? 40,000 people. They were our allies for all this time. We told them that we had their back, that we were going to help them win this war with the might of the American military. And then we were just like, you know what? Psych. Nah.

Yeah. Psych. We're out. And we just let. Did we leave military equipment behind? Fuck yeah, we did. Helicopters, refrigerators, camps, everything. We left it behind.

You're welcome. Crickets. Crickets. Crickets. When it happened, refrigerators, camps, everything. We left it behind. You're welcome. Crickets. Crickets when it happened in Syria. It happens in Afghanistan. It's the 24, just nonstop talking about, can you believe we left the disabled helicopter behind? Yeah. All these Humvees. Yeah. Yeah. All right. We did it. We did it. It sucks. I don't like it. I get it.

I'm upset with Biden over it, but you fucking suck Trump's dick over it you know like why do you have nothing to say when he did it trump tweeted many times about how we needed to pull out out of afghanistan didn't do it biden pulls out in his first year and all you can talk about is how he didn't pull out the right way trump didn't do it he fucking didn't do it so like i don't know how do we measure these he messed it up biden messed it up i'm trying to say uh i could acknowledge that better but we should have aborted the war should he have just kicked the can down the road like trump did maybe that

was the strategy why didn't trump do it in his first year like biden did no i'm glad we're out i'm glad we're out i'm glad it'd be 10 years later it would be in the same position yeah or 10 years ago something had to be done obama could have pulled out and it wouldn't have made much and as much as i feel like we did a poor job getting out it was i don't know what the word is but we did get to see those people falling off the aircraft you don't get to see that you don't get to see those people falling off the aircraft. You don't get to see that. You don't get to see that every day. I feel like if we pull out of there smoothly, you don't have people hanging on.

That's just like a perfect... It's just like we're leaving and they're literally clawing at the planes. No! No, take me with you! Well, that was like a 17-year-old, right? Oh, that makes you worse. I didn't know that.

He was like a soccer star or something like that. 17 was one of the worst. That's awful. Well, the worst part about it is the fact that, like, I'm pretty sure that there was some very loose statistic about how there were not really any literate taught women in the country at the point of entry. And then there was something like 60% last year were given or like had some level of

like literacy and education. Huge improvement. The very small silver lining of an aggressively wasteful occupation. But like that part, you know, so it does suck to know. But like that part, you know, so it does suck to know. I think they just banned male teachers teaching women at any point in any capacity. And I think the reverse also. And they banned women on TV.

Like you can no longer have reporters and stuff. That's pretty progressive. Who could have seen this happening? Get rid of the mansplaining. Strong point. Like all the actual doctors there're like they just like cool i guess i'll go fuck myself because like you know i'm i got a vagina can't do the job that i am well trained for just yeah they're letting they're letting them leave like they they're letting anybody that wants to leave leave the taliban is yeah i didn't know that like like the taliban

look the taliban seem like a bunch of villains to me, but they don't seem like mustache twiddling villains as much as you might think. We paint everyone with the same brush. It's either white hats or black hats, but there's definitely some sort of gray area in between that they clearly fall into. Again, like I said, these aren't good people. These are our enemies.

But the fact that they're not just lining people up in the streets right now by the hundreds and hundreds and murdering them. I mean, that being said, I've seen them line a few people up in the streets and murder them. They said they offered amnesty, but it doesn't seem they appear to offer amnesty to everyone. They admit that the country that was taken over was in economic ruins. No one wanted to work with them. The Taliban were the bad guys.

Now they want to reform their image. It seems like they want the reformed image and they're willing to do some things, but they're not going to adopt Western culture or anything like that. Rebranding, that's all. With the rebranding comes a little

bit of like... What's the Taliban's new logo? I'll decide how I feel about it then. I need Taliban on web 3.0. Taliban 2.0. I don't know. They were Indian in there, actually. That was Indian.

I don't know how to do it. Not even how to begin it. There's some going on there that I'm just missing out on. But I don't know how to do an area of effect, not even how to begin it. There's some going on there that I'm just missing out on. But I don't know. I guess they're trying to reform their image. And with that comes a little bit of actual reform. Hopefully it sticks. A little less murder, maybe?

A little less. It's just the right amount of murder, I think. Oh, thank them. Just a sprinkle of murder. How kind. How kind. I just glad it's over. I was just so sick and tired of hearing about it and it's a

shame that like somehow we managed to lose what was it 13 more servicemen like on the last week of the whole thing that's a fuck up that's a huge fuck up like like that's shocking that that happened and you know they keep talking about i didn't look into it much i don't watch the news at all because it's bullshit um i mostly read stuff online but like i heard that there were 13 servicemen who died and it was different branches it was uh maybe an army soldier um a couple of air force guys maybe or navy guys and then um i don't remember how it was all broken up but in any case like i heard that do you know how many afghan afghans died in that bombing it's like 130 or something yeah the the drone we drone did i had a drone strike uh recently

that killed like a translator like three kids yeah like yeah we did yes little kids like literally like two years two four and say like just you, it's like not, it is a meme. And this is super recent, like August. Yeah, like last week. Like last week, yeah. That sucks. Yeah, I saw like the Pentagon like briefing. He's like, yes, we're looking into that.

That's, we're looking into it. That is not what anybody was intending, I'm sure. Yeah, they never admit fault. But at the same time, they're like, that's concerning. Those reports of children being killed. Those reports of children being killed. They're like, no, no, here's the kid. He's very dead.

Like the head's falling off. How do I know this is even a kid that has no head? They pull some shrapnel out. It says USA on it. Definitely you did this. We got to consider all options here. All of those different viewpoints. Although what happened was they were bombing some bad guys.

The bad guys had a truck full of explosives outside, and that exploded and killed the children. That's what actually happened. Oh, no. I don't think that transfers. i think it's still their fault yeah that's kind of what i thought too that's like like they were they were literally killing bad guys who had bombs and those bombs went off and created the collateral damage like like because it seems like when we do stuff not that we don't often we not that the u.s doesn doesn't often accidentally drone strike the wrong people, like when Obama wiped out that wedding party years ago.

If I push a domino over, I'm only responsible for that first domino. That very first one. All the others. They're not me. Whatever happens, happens. How could I have known? That's a pretty good one. That's not fair.

That's not fair. Come on. I didn't think about that one am i the one defending biden here no i've liked how biden's handled this whole thing i thought there was no winning solution i was like i was like you know what i'm not going to sit here nitpick the uh greater details of somebody following somebody else's plan. Because it was like inherently Trump's plan. He followed it. Like, I'm not, I don't fucking know what the best idea was. I'm happy we're out.

And I'm sorry it went so poorly. But like breakups, they're messy always. And you know, just because, yeah, but at least we're out. And I'm like, eh, okay. I think we're all. I'm not talking to Tammy anymore for a little bit. At least we're out. The breakup like okay i think we're all i'm not talking to tammy anymore for a little bit we're gonna we're out the breakup was messy i love it this is perfect yeah honestly i'm never talking to her again now we can sit back and like rebuild our military a

little bit i hope oh my god and then find somewhere else finally we need to find somewhere else rebuild our military what are we gonna dominate to dominate next for the next 30 years? We need a new country to attack. Let's pick one. South America. I want to go to South America. The weather's nice. I'm thinking Mexico.

Because we could keep the land. Mexico would be great. Let's just push the border back like 100 miles. Like nothing crazy. Dude, if you look at the map, could take baja mexico i think and it's just a little bit more border but now we have a little coast and that's just now southern southern california that's that much less wall we have to build right can you get that whole little strip that is that what you're talking about the little peninsula that's baja yep yeah yeah take that oh

yeah then you get that whole like like isthmus or whatever that that inlet of water like like that's a lot of coast can we pull up a map zach to show baja california and help just what's that sea called like like that that inland i meant to say baja there's a name for it the gulf of california between mexico and baja california yeah i would like what would they do like if we were just like if we were just like we're taking it there there you see do you see that strip hanging down next to mexico that clearly looks like it should be american uh-huh according to me that looks like american me that's that's you know what that looks like west that looks like west coast florida look how small like a little section it's you guys do you guys not

know where the dominican republic is i've been there no we're talking about taking uh i've been there but i'm not sure i can find it on a map yeah we're talking about where we should aim the u.s military next and i'm making a picture of baja california oh um no because the the the surf over there sucks and the beaches are all rocky. So we'll clean it right up. We'll make them do it. Can we? Jesus.

Can we take Cancun, too, for, like, the spring break? Cancun sucks. It's so gross. We'll clean that up, too. You know what? I want to take Miami, too. I want to take Peru. Peru's beautiful where is peru

it's it's south of it's on the yep dragged oh it should be more adjacent like cuba looks like it should be part of america wait no no no guys we're being nuts okay vancouver and all of british columbia that place is gorgeous and it's not even real canada global warming yeah and also like that bay area it's so great it's you know or just take toronto take the entire 20 percent of canada where people live no fuck nova scotia what is that parallel is it the 49th parallel the 38th parallel what is that all of that 20 or all it's like 80 of canadians live under that line yeah just just come and whatever it is if that's the 38th parallel make it the 40th just bump it up a couple that's what i'm saying yeah a couple pair right just push them up into the i want all the great lakes i just want the lakes

to ourselves i want the socialized health care do we get their health care like like that's what the romans would do right when the romans would be like all right we're gonna go on this we're gonna go to like carthage or whatever we're gonna conquer the carthaginians they wouldn't just be like all right we got them now we're heading home they'd be like we got them and this is all the shit we took from them and they like parade it through the streets and like hand it out to the and they take the smartest people they the carthaginians a little it gets this much money now because we conquered the Carthaginians.

Oh, and we also took all these elephants from them. We're going to slaughter them while you watch for funsies. If we did that with countries, if we went to Africa and conquered a country and brought some lions and zebras back, murdered them in Detroit, just set them free in Detroit, honestly. Set them free in Detroit would be outstanding.

Honestly, it would calm Detroit down if you released some lions and tigers and shit. 30 years from now, I'd be like, why does Raleigh have so many peacocks? Oh, funny story. I don't even know where peacocks come from, but conquer that too. Where do peacocks come from?

I don't know, but we have them locally around here. We had peacocks on Cisco's campus for some reason. We've got them in Florida. Do you? Yeah, but they're not native. Florida is like, it doesn't surprise you. Python. Yeah, where was Exotic Joe from?

South Carolina, right? No. I thought it was South Carolina. Two of them from Tiger King are based in Florida. And one's South Carolina, and I don't Tiger King are based in Florida. Two or three. And one South Carolina. And I don't know who's who. Oh, you guys have Carol Mayweather.

Was it? No, Carol Baskin. Carol Baskin, yeah. And Mayweather. And we have the other super sketchy one from South Florida. You didn't really see much of him. I don't remember. He was from Oklahoma?

Yeah, that's right. Yeah, yeah. Holy shit. I can't believe that was the start of the pandemic and nobody even talks about joe exotic anymore man is he still in jail yeah wait he's not getting out yeah trump should have pardoned him for funsies that's kind of on brand dude i that was such a fucking event i remember like like watching that with my girlfriend at the time we were both locked down with covid and it's just like all right like

her job had fucked her over like like she didn't have a job and i'm not going out i'm doing my thing here and it's just like we're just here we're just here all day yeah and like and like it was super sketchy at like that point of time it was like you didn't know how serious it was you were hearing like people just dying at 25 years old with it and permanent like respiratory damage to like athletes and stuff it was like we don't want this and there's no way to prevent it were hearing like people just dying at 25 years old with it and permanent like respiratory damage to like athletes and stuff it was like we don't want this and there's no way to prevent it there's no treatment for it even at the time we're staying here and watching tiger king and tiger king came out it was just like shit who wants to go anywhere when we can watch joe exotic and carol baskins

face off this is great tiger king and Animal Crossing had the best timing in the history of media. They got so lucky. Animal Crossing, that's the game, right? Yeah, right. It's fun times, but dude, so people who were against masks and COVID deniers and stuff talked about

the mental health decline in America. At the time, I was kind of like, dude, you never gave a fuck about mental health. Your whole, like it Fox news was never talking about America's mental health until it was a weapon against shutdowns,

but they weren't wrong. Like mental health issues really were a thing. And, you know, like, I don't know, like Trevor mentioned it in my family too like i did i absolutely did yeah yeah like being locked up like we did for covid is rough for

mental health yeah like it it was real especially if you're living alone like i live alone and i was for that whole thing i got man like you ever you ever just not talk to people or see anybody face to face for like five weeks at a time yeah and then you go out to get groceries and then you I got, man, like, you ever just not talk to people or see anybody face-to-face for, like, five days? A week at a time, yeah. Yeah, and then you go out to get groceries, and then you get back as, you know, quick as possible. I was like, there were some days where it was, like, 8 o'clock, and I'm like, well, I better turn in. Like, what else am I going to do? Yeah, you could easily, like, and I couldn't drink.

I couldn't even drink. So it was just like. I feel that. I'm not convinced drinking I couldn't even drink. So it was just like... I feel that. I'm not convinced drinking helps you in this situation. Oh, it absolutely helps. Oh, it definitely helped. It was a great way to get through all that time. Not only...

I could have gotten drunk enough to pass out and go to sleep early. Drunk enough that Tiger King is more entertaining. Drunk enough that you're just chilled out. Like sit in the backyard and suntan or something? These are short-term good times. You don't understand. It's only short-term if you don't string them together long-term.

So now I'm getting a bunch of short-term pains for a long time. You need a handle of vodka, not a foot. I was wrong. Clearly, staying drunk is good. No, you just drink drink until you pass out and then you wake up hungover so you hair the dog you drink you're feeling good

then you sleep now you're good to go this fixes mental health I guess yeah look it's fucking flawless it works great this is a perfect plan my therapist had nothing to do with it it was all just my alcoholism rolling together.

Have you guys ever done like a telehealth therapy thing? I have never seen my therapist face to face. She's in Iowa. And I also did not take therapy prior to COVID, all that stuff. But I started right around when gaming had a very aggressive and like quite personal to me, like me too movements with people that I was like related, like not related with, but like people that I had interacted with and yeah, close to, and just some really, so I was like, Hey, it's probably not a downside to talk to this person.

My friend who was seeing this, this therapist and had been for a couple years recommended them you know sat down talk with them had no real goal in mind throughout any of this in fact i still almost every week there's not really anything that i sit down and i'm like i want to work on this or whatever it's just like how was your week cool what happened and you start talking and eventually you'll end up somewhere where it's not like trying to fix things. It's just like getting different perspectives on situations you're going through from somebody who has no skin in the game. Very valuable.

I love it. I do it once every two weeks. I feel like I would benefit from that. I might hit you up. You should. She's too busy for other people. But, like, I mean, I would benefit from that. I might hit you up. You should. She's too busy for other people. But like, I mean, I wholly recommend it. Even if you have no discernible thing that you want to work on,

after the last year and a half, it's not that I have more issues. It's just that I'm more in tune with the things that I would like to work on now, which is not something I've thought about. My mindset on this has shifted from, hey, mental therapy is great. I think other people should do it. I personally am too perfect to have ever needed such a thing to where I am now, which is like, oh, no, therapy is a little like fitness for your mind, right? It's a way to sort of go in there and have a session to work on things and make things

better. And there's no one who doesn't benefit from exercise this is just the mental equivalent of of working out but for mental health if you want it to be that way because i also i'm part of the reason why i was also in your shoes for the last eight years of being supportive of people who wanted or need in my head i was like if you need therapy of course i support you not like completely foregoing the whole everyone in some facet could benefit from therapy it's not like a question of whether or not you want to like take the effort of figuring it out or trying to solve some goal it's just a um

it's it's it is fitness for your mind, but it's not effort that you have to take if you don't want to. Sometimes you can just sit in the hot tub and like, that's enough, right? You're just comfortable. It works. It's like, it's a, it's a good thing to just go through and have somebody to bounce ideas off of at the minimum. Um, right. But insurance sucks for mental health too. So make sure you check with your provider because like is there permanente awful for mental health they're like we got three and a half people i don't know insurance in general just keeps you alive like that's kind of their focus they're not really focused on optimizing you no that is wow that's a i never thought about it yeah that's 100 correct they're not trying to min-max your health. They're just like, are you dead or alive?

Can you pay the bill or not? Yeah. Most of my therapy was court mandated, so. That's funny. But I think you said that it was time well spent. Yeah. Without digging into it. Yeah, it was time well spent for sure.

I'm glad we did it. She was great. Because she was like, so you're here for substance abuse. Was it heroin or meth? I got caught with weed. I had half an ounce of marijuana. She's like,

that's not substance abuse. That's just... Is there anything else you'd like to focus on while we're here? Because we've got to do these sessions. I'm here no matter what. So are you. Yeah, we can knock some other shit out because I really want to smoke some weed, but I don't think I have a substance abuse issue.

I'm not getting the shakes or anything over here. At that point, you were off it for some extended period of time yeah i've already been like a year or something crazy what happens if you were to fail a drug test is it one strike you're out it's up to them it's sort of discretionary yeah yeah 29 days away kyle roll the dice i want you to smoke a blunt one minute before it goes because your officer calls you and he's like, hey, what are you doing right now? Video it.

Yeah. I think the PO, it would be up to him what happened, what the first step would be. I think he could just do nothing if he really wanted to, or he could potentially send me back in front of the judge and then the judge he is he's got a ton of discretion the way i understand it like like he could send me to jail like for weeks at a time or something like that or maybe even like go back and give me prison time like like reopen the case or something so like i don't think that they would

do that for like a first offense of like marijuana or something like that but it's not something that i've even a shitty system fucking around with yeah the fact that that can be done is just like because like there's marijuana all around me like i don't know where to actually go to get it i guess i like know people who probably know where some is but like like i'll be like walking through my neighborhood i go and i walk a lot and like dudes will be in their yard smoking weed like like hanging out just like right in their yards or like i'll be at the gym like this yeah yeah i'm just like like cross the street and go around like like or i'm at the gym and there's a guy who just has a the stinks of weed like 20 he's like an aura of a fucking dope stink on him and he's just blazed out of his mind good

shit huh he's got real good you probably want to get to know him after after maybe so maybe no he's going to colorado his stores look like apple stores yeah exactly all the weed that i'm gonna smoke from now on is gonna be legal weed whether it's medical or uh or recreational one way or another i'll get some legal weed so's going to be marijuana in my system in 30 days. Let me tell you right now. I guarantee it. I keep bringing up politics. I'm disappointed the Democrats in this.

They started to do it. Did something pass the House? Maybe they stopped there. I don't know. It's such a slam dunk. I truly am like... I think they're saving it for the next presidential election issue. i think they're gonna like it is it is it is i'm pretty sure it is of majority

preference to legalize or decriminalize marijuana across the aisle right both republican and democrat there is a plus 50 percent it might there's probably a disparity between the two but like come on, man. That's my impression too. It's like all Democrats and half are Republicans. Who doesn't like weed? What's the problem? LAX, the fact that the TSA in California has an official statement that you can carry up to an ounce of flour through TSA with no problem, no matter where you're going.

They don't. Really? Yeah, they have no problem. I do it all the time. And it is a wonderful thing can i wrap what about the other side is there any checking on the that's their problem but nobody checks you on the way out from the airport i'm not condoning this this is illegal you should not do this but if you do fly it is not the tsa in california's problem when you land in uh tex Texas and you walk out with your half an ounce of marijuana. If you get stopped by a dog, like shit sucks.

That's on you. But it's not the TSA problem, but you feel like there's a minimal risk on the departure side. I have never in any point or at any point been pulled. I don't even know if drug dogs give a shit about marijuana, if'm honest with you because like i mean i wouldn't know either but like the amount of time for the last eight years that i've traveled with marrow i cannot fly without smoking prior to getting on the plane it's just not a thing i can do and so that goes for both ways i like i just get anxious i like to sleep on the plane whatever never been caught at any point in time and i've flown like upwards of 150 times in the last

couple years so it's like to be clear you're only talking about domestic yeah no uh no absolutely international is a whole different risk level you wouldn't do that i wouldn't bring weed into another country but i would bring weed into the airport and then eat the eat the weed prior to the international flight every time that's right right right yeah i i get that i just saying because like you like no one checks you on the departure side but they check you in the yeah oh oh i see what you're saying yeah no at no point so like going to like dominican republic no fuck brain no don't bring do not might have more there. If it was the Netherlands, if it was the Netherlands, they'd be like, yeah, you're good to go, brother.

But like, no, I would never do that. But I promise you that like the state of North Carolina, Wilmington, North Carolina's TSA on my walkout was never like, wow, can't believe you do such a thing. Yeah. It's time. So 29 more days, Kyle. Yeah. Yeah. yeah yeah i'll uh you're going to colorado that's locked in and you might even stay there is it is moving to colorado locked in more or less more or less

yeah but the uh yeah i'm gonna stay out there for two weeks guaranteed uh that's how long i have the first airbnb uh booked for um with like a bunch of people and then i'm probably gonna just stay out there for at least another week or two either on my own or with like if a couple of those guys want to stay longer like scum or chiz or somebody uh i'll get like a two or bed two or three bedroom um or if they don't i'm staying i'll just stay by myself and fly a girl out there or something like that like i'm staying for at least at least two or three weeks maybe a month uh depends how i feel like if i'm like 25 days in 21 days in and i'm like all right maybe i need a toddler this has been an ordeal um then i might fly my ass home and uh start packing my bags and like arranging the move and

everything like that because i still have to do that it's hard to like like begin the moving process before i'm like legally free like because i can't like even travel to like look at houses or apartments or whatever with the way the real estate is right now i think i'm gonna rent for like six to eight months before i buy a place like real estate's so fucked up right now i think it's just gonna crash within the next year. I hear you. It's on the way back down to Florida already. In the next couple of months,

you might be able to start finding some deals. Who knows? Yeah, I think that's what I'm going to do. I think I'm going to rent for a little while. The company that I rent through right now, they have places all around the country. I know that if I go through them, then they can plug me right into a place at a discounted rate and i think they'll even help with some of the moving costs a

little bit um they're pre-fitted you don't have to go through the you know process and everything yeah good so um i may just do that um wherever i go and uh and then like once i'm there it's a lot easier to like buy houses because like right now like what would i do if i wanted like let's just say buy a house in colorado i can't go out there to even begin the paperwork until i'm free so then i would that would be this no man's land where i'm like living here in georgia and trying to buy the place trying to close on a place across the country without like a home base in that country like what you might want to do kyle and even now ish or not long from now is get pre-approved for a mortgage yeah that'll grease the skids for when you you know buying a

house and also it might like there could be something on there that you're not aware of that you need to address i i had a negative thing on my credit record that was a mistake it was a medical bill they said i didn't pay 110 pay $110. I never even got this service. I don't know what it was about. I tried to pay it just to clean up the record, and the place was out of business. It was just wrong. I had to wait for seven years, but shit like that happens. As soon as I got out of prison, I started working on that. I had one thing on my credit. like i had let my insurance lapse once my car insurance and they put it on my credit for

like 60 and so like i call i called and i was like hey i have progressive insurance right now and progressive has a has a has a fucking thing out of my credit and like yeah we already sold that to the bullshittery fucking credit collection company. So I called them up, and they said if I settled it, they would remove it, and it would remove all negative impacts on my credit within three months, and it did. So my credit score went up like 80 points in three months or something like that. So I've been working on my credit for the last two years or something like that, and I've got it up to a pretty respectable range these days.

I don't have anything negative on there anymore for sure trevor did you say yours was 900 no no oh probably high 700s or something mine was something i didn't know it went over 800 and then when you said yours was 900 i was like it depends on who you're asking does it go to nine i don't know what it goes to. Equifax is 950 and FICO is 850. I'd like to flex my 838 out of 850 FICO score. Thank you. It has gotten me not laid, but it should.

And that is why I'm saying it. Do you have a Nintendo profile? I should. Oh my god, that's so smart. No wonder you're with somebody for credit score and health insurance. But not great health insurance because it doesn't cover mental. Dad, don't cover

bad on Tinder. Speaking of Tinder, we have to find Diego's mom. Love her up. Oh my god. Give her the night of her life. I love Woody's trash trash talking i'm gonna love your mama and then break her heart knock all her back good shit yeah we'll see we'll see what happens with diego i i think he's just

like i said it feels like bullying at this point I don't want to keep chasing somebody who's clearly afraid. That is sad. I'd be scared of you, too. Yeah, I don't want none of that. Who would? I do, actually. He says you're on steroids. I want you to punch me until I die.

I would love that. I think we're going to do a little boxing when we get to Colorado. I know a lot of those guys have beef with one another, and they're talking about bringing some gloves out there. You're bringing a crew that doesn't like each other? There's a few guys that have a little beef with each other. That sounds like a disaster. Yeah, yeah.

You know, we play a lot of games together. We play poker together. So over the years, like a little animosity between a couple of the guys. Genuine? I can never tell. So these guys trash talk all the time. And you know how guys do this, right? There's ball busting.

There's ripping. It's guys. Sometimes I can't tell what's real, what's not. When people genuinely dislike each other and when people are just riffing. I'm sure they're catching feelings. I'm sure there's some hurt feelings in there. At least underneath the surface, for sure. Even if you act cool, it still hurts enough.

Yeah, I'm not going to say names, but I look forward to it if they actually do throw down out there. Is our smaller friend in danger, Kyle? I'm in danger. Dirty? Yeah. I think dirty will be okay. I think

I might whip somebody's ass. Can you type who? Yeah, I guess. Yeah. He might get this guy you never know okay i would pay to watch i didn't see that coming yeah yeah they go back and forth a good bit um so so that'd be interesting to see um you never know what could happen there uh i'm down to watch though i'm not fighting anybody they both have good social skills i imagine that it doesn't lead to physical skills um i i think the challenge has already been thrown

down um so so we'll see what actually can i just say that I love that the overarching theme when people on the internet from YouTube to whatever for as long as I've known all of us right since like PAX East of 2011 to 10 right is let's get in the ring and fucking fight like all the way from like obviously

Jesus era to like where we are now it's just like the de facto is like fuck it we're fighting boxing gloves like it's good to facto is like, fuck it. We're fighting. Boxing gloves. Like it's good to go. I love it. It's come a long way. Just testosterone. How many people have actually laid hands on... I choked Whiteboy pretty good once. Picked him up off the ground.

I did not fist fight anybody. He did me dirty. I felt better afterwards. Kyle's giving me that look. Dude, I'd do it again. I'm trying not to give any looks about that time you assaulted alex he made the first move he went for a takedown oh good at that point here and you're like you're like that you sound like one of those cops and in his hearing after he guns down a car full of youths i think it's on video somewhere and If you watch it, you'll be

like, yeah, I was practically defending myself. Practically. He went for the takedown. I wrestled a time or two, Woody and Kyle. It's loving, though. Perfect record. One was top, one was bottom. Yeah.

It's guy in love. That's I was bottom. I remember the photo. It's guy in love. That's all it is. I should have taken the moral victory there and started making out with him. This stops when you tap. We'd still be going. What happens if Pax stays at Pax? we'd still be going and that's when Jackie knew it was over

pack the bags honey so any other Colorado matches lined up you think or just the one oh I don't know you know a lot of those guys are rowdy i'm sure that there'll be some some goofing around uh dirty's always challenging people to like do this or that um you know he was wanting like to do something with me until we met

a few months ago um he wanted to fight you uh yeah yeah he or or maybe maybe he was gonna let me hit him um for like some menial amount of money. And I was like, I'd still hit you, right? He's like, fuck no, you can't hit me. You're not in your goddamn mind. I was like, yeah, okay. All right, that's fair. Dirty.

So Dirty has the gift of gab. He rips people. But it's funny. Even when he does it, I don't know how he gets away with it. I don't have the same skill. I'll berate someone for a bad microphone, and does it, like, I don't know how he gets away with it. I don't have the same skill, you know, like I'll berate someone for a bad microphone and they'll be like, what do you was kind of an asshole. He does the exact same thing. And everyone's like, you're not funny, though. I guess that's the difference.

You got to it's you got to have the right cadence. You know, I love going back and forth with dirty. It's it's it's it's great. I love fucking arguing with him what did i tell him the other day i said you don't go down on your girlfriend you go up on her is he short yeah yeah that's so good dirty has a reputation for having spicy cum like apparently it burns his girlfriend yeah too much diet pepsi perhaps more pineapple oh my god he's shooting dirty beat kyle at something i'll call it poker but i'm not sure and he's like kyle

are the rumors true oh was it spicy what i just blew you in the ass he's got good lines too i may have gone too far the other day he just quit um i said something about his sister um that that that put an end to the he was just like oh well i don't like that that's too far oh noted are you supposed to find the line if you don't actively search i found the line i said some horrific shit um i found the line for sure yeah i like it it's always fun with dirty but but yeah i'm sure a few of those guys will mix it up if there are boxing gloves there then it'll just happen because we've got a pretty big backyard um and we're gonna our boxing gloves normally included with an airbnb rental no but nobody's gonna bring them yeah okay okay a couple of guys

like own boxing gloves so they'll probably bring their own um and like we're gonna be gambling like we've got a poker table and and we all play poker they're playing poker right now like i just i just i just looked at the game to see like what was going on in our little poker game and one guy's got 550 dirty's got 890 scum's got 570 in front of him wow this one guy's got 1200 and one guy's got a thousand has been growing like these numbers used to be all sub 300 typically this is how i felt when i did our poker games on twitch and it started like a couple like noah jay and wildcat and myself and a couple other people hutch we just wanted to play a little poker i don't know how to play poker and i was learning like hundred dollar binds and then like four sessions later mr beast is in there throwing

ten thousand dollars and i'm like guys i'm like guys i just don't want to come in here and lose eight grand to people that play poker every weekend like this is too much beast was literally playing with phil helme at the couple weeks ago like oh my god your beasts are just famous i tell me said he didn't lose any money said mr beast didn't lose money so oh wow you gotta be real slow or just like i like mr beast if you were to watch mr beast's videos you know him too i know but if you were to watch his videos you might get the idea that he's a silly guy who just sort of locked into this thing and you know wow but you talk to him off camera and this is a smart guy running a business and it's like oh it's kind of neat yeah as a uh

he's a hard worker he is a he is a bezos of the video community in terms of like uh how efficient i'm not saying he's jet bezos but like how much he's built a fucking like a well-oiled machine over there. Yeah, I didn't even think about how difficult it is to do some of the stuff he did. Like, forgive me, I'm going to have my numbers all fouled up. But he put like 10 million orbs in somebody's backyard. An orb is a small little gel ball that when you add water to it, it grows. And he's like, how do you buy 10 million orbs right like you might buy 1 000 of them at dollar general dollar general doesn't have 10 million all the dollar generals in the state you start going directly

to the manufacturer you start working with shipping companies to bring over a shipping container from china of 10 million orbs and then you have to arrange for this and that and suddenly these video ideas have to be planned out months in advance because of the logistics that go behind it and it's like oh yeah international global trade is yeah right he's literally mr beast is like hey i took control of a shipping lane and here's what i found like this is the one in the suez yeah that was mr beast this guy has to understand customs to make to his make his videos and i'm here thinking he just counts to a thousand like a billion yeah right was it a million i can't remember what it was i don't know i think he said subscribe to pewdiepie

ridiculous amount of times he might have counted to a million he used to do i saw him sit under a pool under like a big tupperware thing like that yeah his body and i think they supplied air and he was supposed to be under there for 24 hours but apparently that doesn't work for reasons i don't understand and he got too sick but he was under there a long time call it 18 hours or something yeah like you see didn't he do a thing with like people were on an island and the last person to leave the island on the island it's like the most absurd shit because everybody'd be like i'd love to be on there but then you watch and like the things that he it's always like the most dumb shit that i would probably go home and become an alcoholic over. It's like slight technicalities where he's like, hey, you got to kick this ball into the net.

But if you cross this line, you're out. And you also can't move. And you're like, well, okay. And half the people fail on it. And it's just so simple versus like the vast politics that go into the stay in the circle and last one wins. Where they're like trying to convince each other like I'll give you 25%. Just get out of the circle. last one wins where they're like trying to convince each other like i'll give you 25 just get out of the circle yeah that's last week one of his videos he had like 700 sd cards involved with the video what and that just melts my brain 700 how do you keep that organized

all right all right so i've had lots of sd cards i'm sure we've all done something where you're like like when we go on a paintball trip right you might have three or four like you know one on the gun one of your helmet yeah another camera here your buddy writing on this where you're like, when we go on a paintball trip, right? You might have three or four. Like, you know, one on the gun, one on your helmet. Yeah. Another camera here. You're writing on it, yeah. And then you've recorded over a few days, just eight, ten cards. Well, it's easy, right?

Right. Each one, you put A for A cam, B for B cam, and then one, two, three, four. Easy to keep that going. Up to 26 cameras, and who has that many? When you're at 700's what's even the catalog process who's storing i feel so bad because you know it's you know it's like native captured 4k so the video is so it's like 250 gigs of raw video that the editor is like porting into his

like editing station the it sounds like a jet engine's taking off he's like getting time to scrub like you just hit on something that just getting that information from the cards onto onto the pc it would take days it would take days for me with like my basic bitch setup where i've just got like so many boards or whatever and like a normal like gaming pc like yeah just it would take days what format is the video in do they need to process it with probably an h.264 red if he no do you think he shoots with red or do you think he shoots with a more normal form factor i think he's maybe dslr yeah he probably sacrifices that i get a kick out of the guys that use really high-end cameras and i think it's just their hobby like um yeah i'll never get his name right mk mkbh brownlee no he deserves he actually 100 he actually uses that to the the full extent

he's on his videos are so beautiful yeah so what that's the one platform that actually hosts 8k videos in native res i am not sold that but he's a magician that anyone can tell the difference between his 8k it doesn't matter he's literally the he is the permanent tech youtuber for him to like out of if anyone's going to use cutting edge tech to film their shit i'd rather be him or like linus text tips or linus is the other one who does really outrageous video capture. Yeah, but that's his thing. It's just a guy standing at a table talking about computers.

You're asking what's the benefit when you're talking about people who's going to somebody who's like, my 1200 horsepower Supra. What's the benefit? It doesn't matter. The point is to get it there. I guess what I'm saying is these cameras exist so that people can make movies that will be watched many years from now these cameras exist

so that people can film big things and punch in and still get like 4k in that little corner of the of the scene like these cameras exist for things that are not these cars exist for things that are standing at a table you know talking about something that won't be relevant in nine months right who's driving who's driving a bugatti to go to the grocery store a lot of people but i'm not saying it's bad i'm just saying that it's not like business driven it's more hobby driven it's oh yeah it's an enthusiast doing oh for sure i'm just yeah no i agree with you on that it's not like uh they're not doing it because there's a committed it's not a competitive advantage to record an 8k at all but that's also kind of his brand yeah sense like he's known as the guy who goes above and beyond so there's some value there

too i i find it interesting when he talks about his i I hope I'm not exaggerating, but like, yeah, I think you might have a hundred thousand dollar camera lens that he uses. And, uh, this, the thing that like the hard drive for his cameras costs like 15 grand or something outrageous like that. And the whole setup costs so much money for no benefit. I think he just likes it for sure.

But let's not pretend it's more useful than like a saltwater fish tank. Like that's all it is. It's just for, it's more useful than like a saltwater fish tank yeah that's all it is it's just for it's just because you want it fair enough yeah so yeah that's a lot of fucking effort i wouldn't you're a hater woody you're a hater um am i i don't i don't try to be i i guess i could kind of come off like one. I think it's neat. I just, I guess for a business, I feel like it should be, that's not where your passions go, but maybe I'm stupid. If you're making millions of dollars, I almost said billions, if you're making millions of dollars doing it, then there's no harm, no foul here. Run and buy his lens, man.

Yeah, there's no victim to Mark S. Brownlee buying a 100K lens. It's a business expense. He'll survive. Yeah, write it off on taxes. Yeah, I am a little more less frugal, I should say, with business expenses. If there's a business thing that needs it, heck, this mic isn't working properly. I think I'm going to buy another one just so that if this one ever doesn't work, I have a quality spare. Because I don't want one day with a microphone that makes electric noises.

Kyle's muted. You're muted. But I can see the thing. It's the mute button. Oh. He thinks it's his mic, but it's it's electric the mute button oh is oh he thinks it's his mic but i feel like no i think he was i think he what is what is that sound he disconnected yeah yeah he he's rebooting he thinks but so he had this icon next to his name which implies to me that button was pressed but he seems to i don't know maybe he has like a his interface shuts off or something and he has to oh he has that old

focus right fucking awful error he's bad what's your interface um i just bought a new one but i plugged in but the oldest is what is this yes all right someone's being too frugal on their business expenses kyle we can't hear you obviously damn it kyle yeah he knows all right we know he knows i think i stand corrected i think it was a hardware error that brought up that. Yeah, it was definitely a hardware. If it's a Focusrite or like, oh, my God. We also don't hear you now, Kyle. Oh, Elgato. We still can't hear you.

It's an Elgato Wave piece of shit. That's the new one. It's not the one that he's using. Yeah, piece of shit. So do you think his new one's garbage? What would you get? No, I have a GoXLR, which I also think is a piece of shit. The most, like, robust one I've ever...

The best audio interfaces are the ones made by, like, Apollo for musicians that, like, these fucking things are built like a tank. They've been used for decades, all right? They will... Like, jiggling your USB-A cable is not going to, to like crash the interface or blue screen your computer like a lot of gaming companies though gotta one is good the go xlr they're good they really when they work they really are good they're they're for everybody who wants to get into it but right it's kind of like um uh you if you want to get good audio equipment you buy the enthusiast audio equipment from the

people that have been doing it since like 1707 right nothing i have the rain mlm 65 anyone can google it if they want to rain r-a-n-e yeah mlm 65 it's just it works i don't know it'll keep working forever it has six mics you can put in it i've never had more that's a lot of xlr jacks it's more than i need um wait is it a mixer or is it a uh is it a interface like like you have oh both okay yeah yeah you're ready to dj yeah well i i can just switch mics if i need to surround sound by nor by neural audio i want the h i want you to like asmr me like right here you are set up to become an asmr streamer i could i could we one of those little ear things we could do 5.1 surround with this thing uh that ear stuff

bothers me so much does it like licking the asm. Like I get the idea and the concept and I do get the tingles. I do get the tingles when people do the shit, just restart your computer and just cut the middleman. But I do get the tingles when people do that. But like, I don't get the concept of doing it in a meaningful way to put my, myself to sleep or like in a, like it's,

it, it, it's a weird sensation. I don't really like it. So I can't relate to the people that are like, oh yeah, nothing. It's like a high, like they just kind of crave it. And that's no, for sure. Like you get it, like the goosebumps feeling where your hair stands up.

But yeah, what I only imagine is pleasant to them. It makes, just makes me uncomfortable. I'm like, I could do do without this but i'm sure that people are like oh that's the stuff like that zipper sound is it it's just i it's not for me so i don't know what do you think trevor of asmr yeah i mean i'm kind of in the same boat as tucker here i i've given it a genuine attempt just because i was like what is this this about? Like I put headphones on and I like tried to understand it. And like, yeah, I do. I get the goosebumps.

I get the hair standing up, but it's not like it's not a feeling for me. I would ever want to seek out. I get instantly bored and I can't explain why it's so boring so fast. It hardly makes sense. I could watch a blank screen and last longer than I could with ASMR. makes sense i could watch a blank screen and last longer than i could with asmr like it yeah i'm just like oh like i i dislike the person for putting on such terrible content i'm okay with it as long as it's like amaranth like headbutting a fucking microphone wait that shit was so funny though i love the like the clips of amaranth i like i think i think there's a large majority that don't get

that she's self-aware and completely understands the absurdity of this but when she's headbutting her mic in a horse mask in like lingerie i this is peak content it's so funny to me mute it and watch it it's hilarious if you unmute it it's so good good. It's funny no matter what. It's pretty absurd. Yeah, it's pretty hot too. InfluencersGoneWild.com, that's all I'm saying. Oh my god. There's no way.

WickedFeed.com. Hashtag spot. Are you... Oh god. Woody, what are you so invested in?ody's watching the clip and he's like speechless he's ready i'm watching amaranth's asmr it's on her home page from three weeks ago oh and it is more interesting than i gave it credit for yeah amaranth is the queen of bending the the rule she was like the she created the hot tub meta to what it was, to the pinnacle of it. And she was always the one.

Her and Indie Fox. Indie Fox got banned though. But Amaranth is always really good at that. She's good at her job. Amaranth streamed like 300 hours in a month in a kiddie pool. You know how pruning that is? That's so crazy to me.

I was one minute and 45 seconds into this video before i realized her boobs were sticking out of her lingerie like that's how good the asmr was yeah i think it says more about you than it does her asmr did she invent the sharpie the sharpie writing i think that she she amaranth she may not have invented a lot of these metas, but she has perfected and pushed the metas to the forefront. She is like the Spotify, like, like, like curated playlist for all, all of the new, like, I just want to make some money. Yeah, but she's, she's so good at it. Like, I, I genuinely think she's one of the, we've, we, we know, I can't name names. I want to, but we know people in our industry

that were just really good at farming clicks for views, right? Gameplay, otherwise it doesn't matter. She is that for Twitch. She's so good at it. It's the great business for her. I love it. She made like a million dollars in a month from this shit. That's nice. So nice so hey that shit

don't last forever i hate it it doesn't i yeah i i find it interesting i watch someone who's killing it and think oh yeah you're killing it but all your success is tied to your current game right like i i predict you're a person who won't transfer the next game. And I wonder, are they planning this? Are they working it out? Do they know that they have a life cycle? Do they realize they're at the peak of their bell curve as we're talking? And some do, some don't. Sometimes I'm wrong.

Sometimes I'm not. But it's, yeah, this stuff doesn't last forever most of the time. I think Tucker and I have to be the top 0.01% for longevity, right? I think we all, I think our group, yeah. I mean, our group too. I was saying more like, because Woody and Kyle don't necessarily create content, but they do. Technically, they do. I mean, the podcast is content.

So, I i mean all four of us honestly are top point point oh one percent i would say most people don't get this lucky i mean i would say you don't need to enhance it's like right there there's nothing hidden in any of these photos enhance i would say i would posit that um because I was thinking about this the other day. I just passed my third 14th, 13th year in in YouTube. Right. Or something like that. And I was like, man, how many people are actively still engaged in a community where they're not like off by the wayside? Five K viewers or like five K views a video like where they're actively a relevant name in the community.

It's gotta be a small handful of people just because it is like, there's so much of life that got into it. We know so many people who were huge at one point that either lost motivation, change jobs, family. Yeah. So many things.

So it is a very improbable thing. Probably like almost every other entertainment job to exist after eight, ten years. Yeah, that's like a weird milestone to hit. Does that happen with actors too? For sure. And, well, PewDiePie is, I was just talking about this with my artist friend.

PewDiePie had the exact same life cycle as a Justin Timberlake or Justin Bieber, where he made content that was geared towards younger kids, and it was very hyperactive, it was cool, whatever, and then he kind of fell out of favor, took a couple years, whatever happened, and then he came back with content true to his age and his person,

and all the people that were hating on him prior were like, you know what, he just makes good content. Same with fucking Bieber. Same with Justin Timberlake did NSYNC and stuff, disappeared, came back as a solo artist, like SNL actor. People do transfer their talent from one part to the other,

but you got to allow everybody to grow and then find you again. You can't just, it's rare to maintain some sort of like consistent who's the actor that played jesse in breaking bad just oh jesse jesse pinkman something was it i see pinkman okay that's his name oh i don't know his name is he gonna have another role that rivals that no probably not no he peaked like i mean like you say that but then there's like like like so many actors like like i don't know you could say that about like brando

with streetcar named desire right and he just kept fucking killing it year after year some people do and some people don't and i think it's a matter of being well hooked up in um um in that community in the hollywood community or whatever community you're within right getting those roles getting those like well-written roles like every year i'm sure there's like half a dozen like maybe not in pandemic times but half a dozen roles that like the a-list guys are all just like that's the one i want like that's the big money movie but this is the big like oscar movie like like they can tell the scripts that are going to be which are which. I also think that it's kind of a tough one too because even if you as an actor or as you as a musician

you're like, I'd love to collab with this person. There's a lot of external factors that go into it. You could play the role of your life in a movie that was designed for you and it's just a fucking bad movie. That's why Harvey Weinstein had so much power. That's why Harvey Weinstein had so much power that's why harvey weinstein had so much power is because like he had he had that huge company he had all of those actors

and he could make and break people so easily he could he could put you in a hunger games and make you super famous he could put you in a harry potter movie and and make you just those kids in harry potter are kind of have it made forever now like the ones who stood out and shined and I don't know like the same could be said with like Matt Damon and Ben Affleck right like he made all of those people Weinstein made Matt Damon and Ben Affleck

I mean yeah their first movie was Good Will Hunting it's the famous story about how they wrote Good Will Hunting and they took it from studio to studio and they give them the script and they inserted the scene in there where the same script that you saw

except there's a scene where out of nowhere Matt Damon's character just starts blowing Ben Affleck's character after a hard day of work just starts sucking his dick and so Harvey and all the studios were like we love it let's make it we love it let's make it we love it let's make it until harvey weinstein

and he goes boys you got something here you got something here we want to make this film this is one thing like in the second act there's that part where your character starts blowing ben's character and it really comes out of nowhere and it never really follow up with it later on. Well, what's that about? And they're like, we want to work with you because you sat down and read our script. You didn't hand it to some like,

like, like little person and have them like give you a thumbs up. And like, you're not just like reading three pages and be like, yeah, this is pretty good. Let's make this movie. You've read this thing cover to cover.

We want to work with Harvey Weinstein. Now turned out he was a bit of a rapey monster but that aside also seemed like great movie guy great great movie guys he made some pretty good movies i've also heard stories of him meddling and stuff but um but still like i mean he made lord of the rings like like like so many huge huge productions all the tarantinoino stuff were Weinstein productions up until the whole thing that happened. Some of the greatest movies of all time came right through Harvey Weinstein in one way or another. I wish I could truth serum him. Pretending truth serum works like I wanted to. Yeah.

And find out who he really slept with, who he did what with. I want to know what his body list looks like. Jesus, Woody. Oh, come on. I'm alone in this, right? No one else wonders who Harvey Weinstein fought. I don't give a shit. I don't give a shit.

Woody's like, name and shame. I want to take a double-decker red bus tour. You're going to go on BJA and tell untruths to my audience? I don't care who Harvey is. In fact, I think knowing would ruin whatever perception I may have had or fantasy with whomever he might have slept with. If he comes on and he's like, Carmen Electra, that hurts me in the soul. She had a bad career.

There's no way he fucked her. You've got to look at chicks who had great careers. You've got to look at Emma Watson. What if he ruined people? Don't say Emma Watson, please. Oh, he definitely fucked Emma Watson. Please, no. Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. And how old was she at the time? 18. All right. 18. I want to unsubscribe from Weinstein Facts. They went to Florida. They went to Florida when she was 16.

Did he check her real ID, though? Her British ID, yes. Alabama words. Emma Watson, probably Jennifer Garner. Maybe Jennifer Garner, but I was thinking of, real id though her british id words emma watson probably um jennifer garneau jennifer garner maybe jennifer garner but i was thinking of um what's her name from hunger games the jennifer lawrence jennifer lawrence yeah whose name i always forget i bet he i bet he got it on with her uh one that i'm most suspicious of yeah because like she really came out of nowhere for a major role and he has that reputation and i i want to know and i want

to know who else is on the list i mean it ain't none of my business don't ruin my i can't remember what the meme is over there i'm not virtue signaling i just don't want to know he's gross not anyone can give a blowy like that i wish i could remember what the the meme is it's a 4chan like green text or something and it's like somebody was like i wonder what emma watson's pussy tastes like and somebody immediately goes harvey weinstein's dick that's good the reason i think emma watson is not one is because she started when she was a child star again since when has that stopped anybody in hollywood touche okay yeah wait was weinstein was weinstein in uh epstein's book i don't think so greatest shocker 2020 in the first movie oh come on harvey you fucking scum told enough toow. There's grass in the field, play ball.

Oh my god. At 10? I'm not even sure. I don't know. Oh, that was too far for Kyle. I'm the one that went, yeah, we went too far for Kyle. Whatever. He just wants coffee. Oh my god.

It's not the line. ever just wants coffee it's not the line um jeffrey epstein's hollywood pipeline ran straight to harvey weinstein you know what actually you know what's great so when microsoft flight sim came out um the day it came out uh you know a lot of people were looking forward to it yeah but um his island address is public right and so when you're flying in flight sim multiplayer you can see other planes and stuff there was there was like oh yeah like 50 various like two like two prop planes like ac-130 just flying around i went there in an icon a5 and there's traffic all over the place. The Icon is amphibious.

So you can drive around like a boat once you get there. You like the internet. Is it Icon, right? Or it's not Acon? Icon. It's Icon. Icon A5. You like that plane?

You know it, I guess, Trevor? Oh, no. I just, I use it a lot in Flight Sim. Oh. It wasn't, I mean, they're cheap, right? They're like 300K. I mean, it'd be a fun plane to have, but there are a lot of like athletes and stuff

that have died in them, so. Look, man, the fastest way to die is flying your own vehicle, right? Like helicopters and airplanes are just, look at Harrison Ford crashed his shit when we lived. Actually, I think you had moved out, but when Harrison Ford crashed his shit in the Santa Monica airport, we lived across the street from it.

I was live streaming. I heard a bang, and I was like, yo, car crash. And then, like, my dad sent me the article, and he's like, you know anything about this? And I was like, oh. I heard that. I heard that, yeah. There were so many fire trucks and stuff.

Wow. You're like, fastest way There were so many fire trucks and stuff. Wow. You're like, fastest way to die is flying your own aircraft. And I'm like, might be motorcycles, but I'm checking both of these boxes anyway. I think all of them. Anything where you're not protected

by copious amounts of airbags. Yeah. Yeah, making a plane safe would make it too heavy. I think the motorcycles are more dangerous than the paramotor, though. Really? Yeah. Well, actually, because you are attached to a parachute. So, like, if engine cuts, you'd...

Forget me if I'm wrong, but you just... The guys that die in paramotoring, correct me if I'm wrong, Woody, they're usually doing some acrobatics, so they end up kind of wrapped up in their own chute, or they land in, like, something right poles and stuff landing water is a big deal uh it's not usually acro low acro which i distinguish is different where they're like doing aggressive maneuvers right next to the ground yeah often showing off like yeah there's someone on the ground they want to do something they don't do all the time. I'm going to get so much pussy.

Watch this. I don't know what they're thinking. And everyone on the ground who doesn't understand paramotor acro is like, that guy is terrible at flying. He is out of control. Everybody swinging back and forth. They're swinging back and forth. It doesn't look like they're doing a good job.

People are just impressed. The damn fucking lawn chair flies in the first place. Yes. Well, it is is in fact very true. They're making a huge mistake by doing low acro and they hurt themselves. That and water. They're already attached to a lawn chair 4,000 feet in the air. They're not the best at decision making.

Can't argue with that. No. But it's a good time we should go tandem it looks I'm down I would absolutely go tandem we need just just good cuz I refuse to say no to things that that are scary it's not that gay you get your own launcher cool I thought we were like facing each other like a bjorn i had that i wanted to get on you like a baby koala you're just like in his ear like oh it's so beautiful from back here no i'm down to do that uh we're talking about going skydiving in colorado

um so like it's fun maybe i'll do like a massive edible, like 250 milligrams or something, and then go up. Kyle, we got to walk this one back. All right. I take 50 milligrams when I want to go to sleep and I really mean it. Okay. At what point are you not drooling on yourself? What's the point of 250? You're going to want to tune into the show on October 7th

because I'm going to take 1,000 milligrams right before the show. A thousand is an ounce of weed condensed into one. You're goddamn right. Sometimes I think back to when I was a decent athlete and make decisions as if I was still that guy. That is whatyle is doing with pot right he is right he used to smoke on yeah but the worst thing he has is like he gets like psychosis and he goes comatose that's not taking a two-year tolerance break and thinking he can

handle a thousand milligrams no chance wait kyle i don't think i can handle it at all i think it's gonna send me to the nightmare realm by the way this is this is Alka-Seltzer, and it tastes like shit. I gave me the wrong Alka-Seltzer, and it's like sick display. Wait, we have the same cups? Oh, my God. They're close. Pretty similar. Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. You have the, yeah. Yeah, I think I've got a shorter base on mine. Yeah. These are cheap. Yours are probably fancy. No, these are Ikea, I think. These are also, okay. We we made it have like the same cup

from different years even yeah mine was the uh 2018 gen ikea smoked glass cup i know he's given us a tour of his place before but i am digging the little background view i think my lighting i think you used to stream with like a maybe a green screen right behind you and not show so much but i'm not sure if you've done anything yeah that's that's what you used to do perhaps i mean i still do it uh but i i mean it blocks airflow i'm in a conference room i'm in a booth inside a conference conference room with two pcs like it gets hot in here so yeah it's my nighttime uh chilling ambient lighting yeah no but i'm fully aware that i have zero tolerance like that i have just taken the most extreme tolerance break of all time

and that like just like the smallest amount of weed is gonna send me to crazy town um but that just makes me anxious i know i hate over overdosing on edibles it's the worst i hate it too i'm gonna bomb it i just i like i don't know that's what i'm gonna throw up oh yeah oh yeah i every time for me instantly i'm going to throw worse time i'm excited because i don't think i care about your like well-being that much so like i just want to i just want you to come out with at least like a minimal good story how long does it last the throwing all night but you don't throw up and then it doesn't stop not oh i'll probably throw up a couple times uh how long do you how long do you think you till you hit like

i mean it'll take two hours to like it's two hours into the show do you think it takes like two hours to kick in it takes about two hours to kick in and uh so like hour two will be will be just awful uh going forward make it 120 minutes before puking i don't think that it'll 45 minutes is really when it starts to like when you start to get into the notice and that's gonna be and that's gonna be yeah i'm thinking an hour 15 max and you're gonna be oh i'm sorry no go for it are you doing this on pka or twitch stream pka i can't you can't do that legally on twitch yeah i can't do it legally on twitch that's what i told them like also this is great that like the parent is like are you doing that at family dinner or on your own time he's like family dinner yeah

yeah it's gonna be fucking interesting um you know i i i made some mistakes and underestimated just how much money some of my twitch viewers had at their disposal and uh just like 500 subs got donated in like 12 minutes or something like that and uh and uh and so now i'm going to poison myself so it'll be interesting are you just gonna down some gummies and drink some soda to wash it down how are you that you're gonna need the i have 600 milligrams of cough syrup yeah but it's like cough syrup that shit burns when you're because i like i said i do 50 milligrams yeah 600 milligrams is like a not it's a lot of liquid yeah i don't go too much into detail about it but um you know uh i'll probably get a medical card in uh in colorado for myself so that i can so that i can get a big old chocolate bar or

something like that and then oh you know because might as well like vomit and have it look like poop that is probably better than than the bright red cherry guava liquid that I would be throwing up. I was thinking gummies. Joey Diaz has these stars or something. The gummies are a problem because the space that they take up, it's all gelatin and shit. You need the most constant. A thousand milligram. What is that?

A gram. A gram of actual THC. that takes up a lot of space right already so a chocolate bar is still gonna be like a normal hershey's size chocolate bar and it's gonna taste awful or like i said in liquid form it's like eight ounces of liquid would be like a baseball or something stupid like probably even more than that. You know those giant gummy worms that you can get that are like a double-ended dildo? I'm just choking that thing.

Just open your mouth. Repress your gag reflex and just shove it down there. The way Rogan tells the story, he made it seem like Joey Diaz's 500s are like the size of two gummy bears it's probably it's probably constant you can make like a like a it's not it's probably not called this but like a hash cube or like a concentrated cube it's just going to be the worst thing you could possibly

decide to ingest it's going to be so foul no like dispensary is going to have that hand no that's that is that is, that is you. That's you cooking at home or your friend cooking at home and like just can of butter, like just like buttering a sourdough bread with just straight can of butter. I've done that. I've, I've, I've,

I've drank straight butter. Yeah. I used to make edibles all the time. You're a psychopath. Yeah. That's so, yeah. I mean,

cause it's like not on, not like, like the deal would be that I made like a stick of butter for like a batch of uh cupcakes or whatever but then i had like an ounce left over and so it's just sitting in there like this piece of butter that's like the size of like a bottle cap like this like this little coin of butter and i just like put in a shot glass melted it and just threw it back you know just get it down because like what else am i gonna do with it yeah i've you know it's like looking at imagine that's the equivalent of like walking into the airport and being like wow i just have like

slightly less than an eight ball of coke i gotta get rid of it and you're just like all right like pound it it's pretty fucking powerful stuff I'm really good at making edibles. I think you can legally like make edibles in Colorado, right? Like that's all good. So like I'll double check the legal stat statutes and everything, but I'll probably just make us some edibles. I could just do that. I could just make some scary ass cupcakes because I use like a,

I won't go too in depth. I don't know if you're allowed to give recipes on YouTube or whatever, but I know what I'm doing. I'm really good at it, and they're strong as fuck. Nice. I've had some rough experiences in the past, though. I was just talking to my dad about this two days ago, about overdosing on edibles.

So it's going to be fun. It's going to be scary. It's going to be a good time. It's going to be a good time no matter what. You should probably smoke some flour to make the edibles go down better. Oh, I will. I will. I think so as well.

Ironically. I'm kind of the expert on this. Because the flour will help with the nausea caused by the overdose of the edible, right? It's like the same way you'd smoke a little weed with your with your chemo you know to stay stay healthy yeah it makes a lot of sense i'm gonna just have a great time i can't wait to do the show from you're gonna have an

awful time but i'm gonna have a great time watching you like yeah it'll be fun i'll just be sitting here with sunglasses on just like trembling shaking a little i just like what he's just gonna bark kyle and you're what do we know is taylor still going to colorado does he have a i just assumed he wasn't going to come and like and sold his room um because i figured like oh you sold his room already so that's locked in i sold his room uh to chocolate thunder um because because a if anything goes down with the cops it's nice to have a black guy there to blame things on right like they'll come in and i could be like covered in blood like like like knife in each hand and they like scan the room they'd see the black guy and

just immediately look out sir there's a black resisting stop resisting save me from him and like start pummeling him like great to have him there i haven't told him this but that's the only reason i invited him he is a scapegoat and yeah he's my beard yeah he and uh so it's it's great to have um a black guy with us plus you know like some people like to think i'm racist so it's nice to have like one of those in my corner every now and then just i mean you know get some pictures with him you know like lots of pictures like like like we'll take pictures and then we'll both change i'll be like all right man throw a different shirt on real quick let's let's make it seem like you know we've taken pictures over the course of like knowing each other for more than a day and so get lots of those uh you know for twitter such. I think that'll be good.

And, you know, also I needed another $700 because Taylor wasn't going to be able to make it. And he was willing to pay right away. So it just made sense to invite him along. I'm just kidding, Chocolate Thunder. I look forward to hanging out with you. I won't let the cops take you. I'm not doing shit. But it'll be fun.

They did say, though, I think everybody's agreed that if Taylor does want to come, then we'll share a bed or something. I've got a queen-size bed, I think, or maybe a king-size. I've got one of the bigger bedrooms, and I'm happy to share a bed if it means Taylor can come. So he can still come if he wants. But I figured he wasn't going to be able to make it. It's coming up in 29 days. I hope the best for him. Yeah, me too.

It's a rough situation. They're all good. Everybody's always asking me. I spoke to them today. They actually got some good news. I won't go too much into detail or anything, but they got some good news today. Moving forward with treatment and that sort of thing but it's a bit of a process yeah well put so yeah good shit good shit in that regard yeah i appreciate you guys coming it was really nice

to talk to you it's been so fucking long uh trevor since i've seen you uh it's been too long i've been wanting to come on for a while chis hits me up every once in a while i don't know i don't really do podcasts at all like this is probably the this is the last podcast marathon was on pka so like it's just always a little intimidating but like i had a blast it was fun just shooting the shit and hanging out so yeah yeah yeah we'll have like we'll have guests sometimes they'll be like so what topics will be covered and we're like for you kids we don't fucking know there's no pressure like this could easily go down a dark road we'll definitely be a child fucking and age of consent discussions well pedophilia is one of our cornerstone we like to hit that quick and early

right right after the pre-roll and right before the first mid-roll we like to get it right sandwiched in there that they give it a little buffer yeah we like to hit that hard right audience yeah yeah I yeah I love the every time I raid somebody they're just jumping into the chat rsk but they don't say rsk they go ahead and spell it out and i think i'm we're pretty good i'm at least like the taylor raising stuff for the most part people they know to say real sweet

people they they real sweet kids and a couple of them and i just say hey that's not what no but we haven't been that for a long time brothers like we gotta we've moved on yeah yeah you gotta keep them uh you gotta be careful with that but uh yeah appreciate you both coming on uh you know it was nice to have uh have you both kind of a little reunion of the olden times really and uh as much as as I miss Taylor, it's definitely cool to have you both. Trevor, how many views do you have now? I have this feeling it's an outrageous number. On T-Martin 2 alone. Like combined.

Pump up the number. Probably 3 billion. 3 billion. Good golly. I don't watch it very closely. Like 2.8. 2.8 billion. He said 3 billion on a watch.

I bet that's more than Endgame. Like, that's more than... Is that more than all the Marvel movies? Yeah, but we didn't have to pay $20 to watch Trevor's Let's Play Part 7 of Midnight Club. I'm also just cutting it up in 25-minute segments. Three-hour marathon. It's just a a huge number i knew it'd be big i didn't know it'd be that big oh my god marvel marvel if marvel was a youtuber you will not believe what thanos does this time like part seven a 20 minute thing and he's like this is the, he's on the thumbnails.

That's when the pre-roll, that's when the mid-roll begins. Yeah. And then it's a flashback to Gamora getting thrown off the cliff or something. Yeah, right. Does Thanos snap? And then, of course, no.

Does this thing happen? Always is no on youtube yeah but anyway uh time to wrap yeah i want to ask trevor to pimp his time what is a person with three billion views pimp on pka it doesn't make any sense come watch some let's plays t martin 2 on youtube but um i love what you guys do thank you for having me on i had a lot of fun thanks for coming