Painkiller Already - PKA 576 w/ Tavarish & RR: Bumble BFF, Woody Saves Man’s Life, Doomsday Glacier

Episode Date: December 25, 2021

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Losers. I've become like an ejaculate aficionado. It was at least. Welcome to the show, Freddie. We have lots of different types back here. Here's my 75 collection. That one's

near and dear to my heart. That's great. You're coming right here. Ooh, an 08. It's just rancid. I don't know my cars at all. Is that a Corvette? Oh, back here? Yeah. That's a Lamborghini. That's a Lamborghini Gallardo.

It's one of their cheaper ones. It's kind of an entry level, but it's a convertible. It has a bunch of stuff done to it yeah yeah i mean back there on the rack lately what else you got going on oh so uh yeah well let me let me see if you guys black one is that a corvette it's a white one i do have a quarterback somewhere back there news with assault rifles woody i'm just at this point at this point. There's probably like 20-something cars in here. It's a mess in here.

This is my shop. This is where I do all my work. I got everything from just old pieces of crap to supercars and stuff like that. Anything and everything that any car lover would want is in here. I got a Corvette.

I got Mercedes, Lamborghini, Ferrari, Toyota Supras and Lexus and have some Aston Martins at another shop over there. So, I mean, it's it's really cool. I mean, this is many of those your your personal cars or those ones you're working on mostly. Oh, all of them are my personal cars. That's the answer I wanted. That's awesome. I've had Kyle's opinion on on this but i'd like yours i have a little thing in my head for the lotus is it the esprit what is the very light lotus it's almost a go-kart so that would be the elise uh yeah they just made a new one uh and that one is called oh my god people are gonna

gonna kill me for this because it just completely... You will be under the shield of Woody's ignorance. They won't notice yours. Is it the Amira? The Amira. I know it's an E thing because before they had the Evora. But yeah, it's the Amira and it's really, really cool. It does that same lightweight thing, but it has like a 3.5 V6 that's actually from a Camry,

which doesn't really sound all that great except for the fact that it's like really good power to weight6 that's actually from a camry which doesn't really sound all that great except for the fact that it's like really good power to weight it's in the middle of the car so that is really cool um i think you should look at getting one of those if you like that sort of lotus um you know ethos like where you know light car and not too much power but it'll yeah there we go oh that looks so good they used to have them on ebay for like 35 grand and and yeah can i interrupt 35 grand is a super interesting price because it is for some people 35 grand is like an unattainable how would you ever have that kind of spare cash for others like it is the upper limit of an impulse purchase. Like it's, you know, like, like it's a, it's like, you know.

So, so 35 grand is, is a lot. If you're looking at it through the lens of like 10 or 15 years ago, the average price of a new car is $40,000 right now. Jeez. Yeah. It's, it's crazy. And as far as Lotus is like the, the Elise, which is like a smaller car than the Amira that you guys just pulled up, that every single one in existence is on eBay for $30,000 to $35,000.

And it drives really nicely, but you give up a lot. I mean, it's not very practical. It's really kind of smooshed around you, especially if you're a bigger guy like I am. I hate this one. Yeah, what is it? I'm looking at this car, and I know i can't fit in this car yeah i hate this one the other one was cool how can you i don't have any sense of scale kyle what are you using the tires maybe just just i don't know this car looks the garage door honestly like i yeah like putting my my car comes up higher to me like that um see that that rib that's kind of even with the roof of the car that's about my stir my um my um i keep getting what this help me woody this thing you're um sternum it is your sternum i think yeah yeah i want to do solar plex maybe or flex yeah that's

the worst thing it's like right there it's right there on me the sternum bone connects to the yeah goddamn go-kart it looks like there's like a wall outlet near the left front headlight that's like at the same height of the fucking it is it is a tiny tiny car actually i have a lotus up here you can probably see it like right there so that is a lotus esprit and those came out in uh 19 well i mean they were out for a million years but that one's a 1990 and uh it's uh essentially the car that was in Pretty Woman. I don't know if you remember that movie that was like this. Yeah.

So that's the one that Julia Roberts says, oh, it rides like it's on rails and Richard Gere can't drive it. So that car, I can't fit in like at all. You have to take the roof off. So it's they've always made really, really small cars. But I think the newer ones they realize that they make people bigger than five foot four so uh they actually fit people in there and those things are awesome like the avora is really good and the amira is going to be awesome those are

neat yeah i i like the i don't know shit about cars, but like from that, like no nothing perspective, I love how those lotuses look like they'd be worth like 200 grand. Like if I see one of those on the road, I don't really get that. It's not a super car. That's what a midget would drive. If he was really wealthy. Peter Dinklage.

That's right. So it's interesting because like a lot of times, you know, in my life, I'm always surrounded by people that are car enthusiasts. And it's it's sort of a breath of breath of fresh air to think, you know, with people that, you know, to talk with people that don't really know too much about cars. I mean, I know you guys like like cars and, you know, I've talked about that don't really know too much about cars. I mean, I know you guys like, like cars and, you know, we've talked about it on the, on the podcast before, but like, what is, what do you, what do you guys like? I don't know. I know a lot more than I do about, about cars. So they have, you must not know much at all. I'm trying to pump your tires.

The electric stuff is really interesting to me. But it feels like it's getting so much better. It's acceleratingly getting better faster. Yeah, that's what I was going to say. Acceleratingly is clearly what you were going for. Yeah, that's what I was going for. Every day it seems like something new comes. Zoomingly, yeah.

And I feel like if you get one now, then the one that comes out next year is just so much better. What's the Rivian? That thing looks really... It seems like it does a lot of cool stuff, but it looks shit. I don't see it like you do. It looks like an old Tacoma. Freddie, where are you on the looks?

The Rivian looks good. I think they were trying to do the utilitarian thing where people just want a pickup truck that looks like a pickup truck and they don't want to stand out. Like the Cybertruck is fine, but you can't make a car that looks like that. I know you've had Matt Farah on and, you know, he has very, very specific opinions about stuff and i i seem to share a lot of the sentiments that like there are laws that say you can't make a car that looks like this because people exist like what if you hit one of them so you know things like that mean um you need a car that looks like a car and uh the rivian is pretty cool the there's a ford f-150 lightning that's coming out and and lightning is like kind of a pun on the the ev thing but it's really cool because now it has a frunk uh that you can fit things in and also you have a lot of space in the back and they put the batteries just where you would put batteries in anything like right between

the frame rails where nothing is in a gas car so i mean they make a lot of sense they have a lot of torque you know they have a lot of towing capacity But we don't know what's going to happen later on when they actually have to be tested and whatnot. For listeners that have never lived with a truck, you really miss the trunk. There is no storage space in a truck, pretty much at all. You buy jumper cables, and all of a sudden, I don't know what that noise was. You buy jumper cables, and all of a sudden, it's like, what? There is not even a and all of a sudden it's like what there is not even a spot what do they go by the passenger's feet there's literally zero yeah some trucks they they mitigate that a little bit because uh you know they'll have like some fold out stuff like the newer dodge rams um like the beds are actually like hollow so on the

sides you can fit tools and things ram boxes yeah yeah yeah yeah in my truck i bought something after market it's maybe like a metal giant toolbox that fits under the rear seat and uh and i can put a first aid kit and some jumper cables and maybe a tow hitch in there but a stock like i want to say, the glove box and the center console is all the storage the truck came with. And you miss the trunk. That's all. You kind of need it. So the front would be really nice.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. So those are cool. I mean, the EV stuff, the electric vehicle space is interesting to me. I don't have any electric vehicles, and I'm sort of, like, I need to dip my toe in the water a little bit. I've driven a ton of them, but I don't know, man. Like it's just something about the imperfection of an internal combustion engine. You know, like the,

sometimes when it misfires or gives you that like pop on the upshift, it's like, there's something about it, man. It feels human. It feels like it has personality. And you feel like you can really, not fall in love with it, but you can feel like you can bond with it. um with an electric car they it's missing something it more it's more

like an appliance you know that exists in the motorcycle world too which i'm a little more in touch with where uh the imperfections the run like they work so hard to get the vibration out and then you have one with no vibration you're're like, what is this? Like, this is garbage. It doesn't even have personality. I don't know. My motorcycle's never told me a joke. It's personality is kind of bland, but maybe I would miss it if it was that. Yeah. You would miss it if every car was like that and you couldn't get that back, you know, like there's why I like when you have a car that has the last of some sort of technology, even if that technology is crap. Like even if we have all agree that that technology should be on its way out. Like if you have the last iteration of like, let's say some really awful Pinto.

Exactly. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, don't get hit in the back of that car. But other than that, you know, it's fine. I want a car that has that thing with the seat belt that automatically puts it on me again i miss oh yeah i remember seeing those like like a parent like a friend's parent would have a car like that and i would like in my head be like these people are fabulously wealthy oh it was like a car from like 1980s are you from the future i remember the first car that had a digital dashboard. And by the way, it kind of sucked. The speedometer would update like every

four seconds. It wasn't smooth. The frame per second was really bad. But it was like, oh my god. It's like an alarm clock. I love stuff like that. I have cars that are the last of their generation with a manual transmission.

I have the rotary car back there. I have a Mazda RX-7. Yep. Okay. What does rotary car mean? So a rotary means, you know, like in a regular engine, you have pistons and a crank and, you know, that has cylinders. and a crank and you know that has cylinders so in a rotary engine instead of it being uh pistons that go up and down it's like a dorito shaped rotor and it goes around a housing and each of those little points of contact create compression and those are a combustion event so it's like this

essentially a spinning dorito um just going really really really, really, really fast. And that's what creates the combustion. And they make these engines really, really small. So that engine is a 1.3 liter, but it makes a decent amount of power. It makes like 300 horsepower. But there's a lot of downsides. I mean, their longevity is nothing. You can flood them really easily. Yeah. Yeah. The oil is, yeah. They drink a lot of oil. you have to pre-mix the oil yeah so that that's another thing so there's a motorcycle with a rotary engine i forget the name of it it's not one that you probably heard of like i had never heard of it but uh it's really interesting it it goes the rpm is super high and um it drinks a ton of oil like you just pretty

much keep oil with you. What do diesel trucks have that you pour it in with it? Oh, I mean, you could do some stiction thing. Yeah, it's like some additive. There's DEF. There's DEF fluid. That's what I was going for.

Anyway, this motorcycle is two-stroke adjacent to drink so much oil. It is cool. The engine was not built for a motorcycle. It's 100 adjacent to drink so much oil. Yeah. But it is cool. The engine sounds like a pain in the ass. It's not built for a motorcycle. It's 100% a pain in the ass. But it's different. It's different.

Like I will go deep diving into my knives like I always do. But I like ones with different actions. Knives that open from the side. Knives that spring out from the front. It's neat. So just think about it like this if you have a girlfriend that is really cool in this one thing

but in every other thing she's just a giant pain in the ass but you still keep her around because you're not going to find another person like this so that's sort of how I am with all these parts head's too good exactly, the head game is on point so you know why you know

so is that lambo i was looking at your channel earlier today is that lambo right behind you the one that you like call around the country for trying to find the absolute cheapest lambo you could grab yeah so that is um that's sort of my shtick. So all of my cars are the cheapest, most neglected, you know, stuff like that, because I, I'm not a guy who goes out and buys anything new. Like I've never bought a new car in my life. I don't finance anything. So I can't really, you know, all I do is spend my money on cars. So I just buy whatever cheapest, you know, sometimes they're crashed, sometimes they're totaled and whatever. And I rebuild them and i make them into what i would consider like the best version of that car so this this lamborghini uh it has uh i feel like um who's that who's that guy uh that has all those

commercials and he's uh he's like some fake guru and i was like here in my garage you know my lamborghini yeah yeah yeah billy mays no no nots. Like I was a real guru and a real Coke fiend. Yes. God, I can't remember the name. But, yeah, so this Lamborghini has a manual transmission, which is actually really rare in these cars. And it has a built engine with twin turbos. It should make, like, somewhere around 1,300 horsepower.

But, you know, it's a fun it's, it's a fun project. I love building them and I love like making them into something that they weren't supposed to be from the factory. Woody, your knife that comes out from the middle, is that the CRKT snap? It is. Okay. What was I going to ask? So I have a question.

I have a question for you guys. So like, so I don't want to get into like super geeky, What was I going to ask? I have a question for you guys. I don't want to get into super geeky, nerdy car talk because I feel like we have a lot more in common. We're all YouTubers. I've been talking with a lot of my YouTuber friends. We have been seeing, at least in the automotive space, we have been seeing our views pretty much take a nosedive, but the money, like the CPM has been going up.

Have you guys been seeing that? I hate it when people try to discuss business with the show. Our views have not crashed. Since COVID, they've kind of gone up. No, not, no, crash is a bad word. And I don't want to bring like any business into this. I'm just just saying like as far as where you think youtube is going as a platform i don't mean to discuss any numbers or anything but um yeah like where do you think um the platform is is headed uh you know like say the next year or so that implies that i think more than I really do.

Kyle, you with me on this? Yeah. I don't put any thought whatsoever into YouTube as a platform, really. I think that for a long time, they've been trending toward brands and big business and away from small content creators. And that's for a very, very long time, almost a decade now. very very long time almost a decade now so you know that's it but but if that's what it takes for them to turn a profit then that's what it takes for them to turn a profit and hopefully say i thought they were profitable they've been profitable for many years they broke even yeah i'm out of date they used to break even say they say four years ago i know i'd be right yeah but break even do you know selling the everybody down the river right like like i

mean i mean just just the way the home page works is is sort of yeah it's all big, you know, selling everybody down the river, right? I mean, just the way the homepage works is sort of... Yeah, it's all big business, you know, mainstream media organizations, they promote big... If you show up, like, unlogged in, that's what it is. It's like you get Fox, CNN, fucking, you know,

this post sponsored by Monsanto. How come, how you can, how RPs are saving the planet like shit like that where it's all you know sponsored content or big fortune 500 company i think that's a big reason they got rid of the dislike is they don't want those those big companies and those big media organizations getting absolutely butt fucked by the common man i think that um the news organizations especially the ones that would be branded as liberal get disliked a ton um and that was my own theory on why they got rid of it i have no real experience with the non-logged in

youtube but the logged in youtube seems to really feed me what i want and right i go through phases where like i'm watching a lot of fitness stuff or maybe i'm watching a lot of motorcycle stuff lately and uh it just like sometimes it does a job with like viewers who like you know more plates more dates also like you're like i do also like that yes yes i do what what more can you show me tv sometimes it does do a good job but like what it's not showing you like the best of the best like for all we know there's some like 90 year old grandma or 13 year old kid out playing the piano really well right now and they should have became the next justin bieber but we don't do that anymore here yeah we don't do that anymore here exactly yeah there's a guy his youtube channel

c90 adventures and he's known for riding a c90 which is this tiny old honda really simple thing and taking trips on it you wouldn't expect them to take guys i'm making this up a little bit but he's like circumnavigated america he goes from like alaska to fucking chile or something somehow he went from scotland to australia on a motorcycle that only goes 45 miles an hour i'm like this guy's so badass did you want want to say something, Kyle? I just feel like Australia is a continent and there's a lot of water. Dude, he will take his motorcycle apart, put it in luggage,

get on an 18-foot-long fishing boat, and say, all right, I know there's rules against motorcycles on these fishing boats, but this is luggage. These are motorcycle parts, not a motorcycle. And you're like, well, he's got us there. It's still like 300 pounds, though.'s not he takes his ducati apart and rigs the engine up as an outboard yes that would be more nobody's impressed by a motorcycle trip from new york to

london or or even like imagine the bike fully assembled but there's like a pulley system he's he's on the bike like revving it up there's like a pulley system. He's on the bike, like revving it up and like boating out. Oh, that would be great. Have you ever seen the guy who rode his bike at Pipeline? So maybe you have seen the people who can literally ride a dirt bike on water. I've never done anything remotely like it, but they skid across it. But keep in mind, they don't skid across it a little bit like as a party trick. Like these people can go into the ocean and out there.

And this guy rides his motorcycle out into the ocean and he rides away back on a fucking motorcycle. It is out. But this isn't C90 Adventures. My point was about the YouTube algorithm. This guy hadn't uploaded a video in a year, but he's one of my favorite guys. He does voiceovers and he has a real gift for it. And he't uploaded a video in a year but he's one of my favorite guys he does voiceovers

and he has a real gift for it and he finally uploads a video and youtube is like oh don't forget what he likes this here you go and i i watched and enjoyed his video so so if you uh if you showed a person from the 1800s somebody getting on a motorcycle riding out into the ocean and coming back again they would worship his him as a new god like yeah right it would just be a new religion it'd be so easy to pretend to be god to any like group of people you know who have never come across technology or a lighter it's all right pause there i have often thought like man if i went back in time i would be a genius and then it's like well actually woody do you know how to split atoms no i just know about that other people know it okay can you start a fire without tools

uh well no did i remember to bring my glasses yeah i thought about that too like all i would be because i wouldn't know enough to explain anything, I would just be the guy like, and another thing that's cool. And also, this will happen. And they're like, this guy's a fucking asshole, but I'm at the stake. I'm going to go to ancient Greece, and you guys, I've got 20 years computer programming experience. Fuck, I didn't learn Greek!

Yeah, it's like the Joe Rogan bit that's like, what happens if all the smart people leave and we don't know how to make anything? So then it's like you just have all this technology that you're like, can you make a toaster? Because I can. I get a good vibe for what will be popular on Facebook. Is that useful anymore?

I know what good SEO is. So just point me to the nearest search engine. Aristotle's going to be blown away by your SEO inputs. He's going to be like, you're a monster. He's like, fucking a nine-year-old. It's like, goddamn, you're really smart that we forgot about this part of it. I often think of what would happen if the technology that we have was applicable, you know, even 100 years ago, like if we had Twitter in the times of like in 1930, like would World War Two have happened? I don't know.

Yeah. People would have been edgier online about it. I know, but we're always, I feel like Twitter or social media gets it to a point where it's like, we're almost at that tipping point, but we never actually go there because everybody's just fine being here, you know? Actually, I didn't understand that at all. We tip and then, but we're just here. Yeah. So let's say like, you're always on the edge of fighting like a fistfight, you know, like you like getting out and and uh and causing a ruckus with somebody else but we never actually get over that that edge of like all right you know hold me back hold me back you know that sort of thing we're all already there but you know

back then we're just like fuck it we're going to war like we're just gonna kill everybody yeah well world war ii in particular that it might have gone the same way like if they bombed pearl harbor and there was twitter i think everybody else would have been like duh nukem maybe not nukem what do you know but can i can i go a little longer when f when 9-11 happened dude everyone i knew used the same phrase they're like let's turn afghanistan to glass let's salt them they just wanted to drop so much hot on it that the sand turned to glass yes and just like in of all places afghanistan yeah like nothing to do with any of it well they did not want to turn over Osama bin Laden.

Apparently, they may have had him and were like, you have to turn him over. And they gave us the middle finger and we went to work. Right. No, he was chilling in Pakistan. Eventually, he was. But he definitely trained in Afghanistan. He had presence there. Trained.

Yeah, but we also. There was nothing in Afghanistan. Yeah, we also. Didn't we pay for that training or something? I'm not 100 not a hundred we did we gave him the best the cia of the 80s had to offer yes well there he was anti-russia for a while and he was a good guy that's yeah it's convenient all those bastards i think he helped out rambo if i understand my history he did yeah yeah that was there was a documentary um but i'm thinking like you're fitting it great freddie even if you go back like let's say not even pearl harbor because pearl harbor was pretty far into

the war so the war has already been uh fought for a few years like people didn't know about like what was going on with the concentration camps you think if that would have gotten out that would have turned the tide you know if we had social media they would have been dismissed as conspiracy theorists maybe just a thought tossing it out there oh maybe yeah right like people used to be more decent like we're we're awful i think like like like as far as like i don't know just everyday manners and shit we used to be better i think we really are just awful now manners were definitely better in the past. You can't go too far back in the past. There's like a curve there where you hit peak manners.

But if you hit 1920s New York, they all seem to dress really well. All the old-timey footage, those women must have been melting in their layers and layers of dresses. Dudes had what to me looks like a suit and some sort of hat on. Yeah. They had like, like a Wednesday hat. I want one of those watches with the, with the chain. One of those pocket watches. That's good. Yeah.

So, um, I live in Florida and, uh, anytime I go to like St. Augustine, you see all these, uh,

historical accounts of people that settled the area. And you see these people in like, you know, full like ball gowns and it's Florida in the summer. And there, there, there's no AC. AC hasn't been invented yet. Did everybody just die? Did everybody just always have heat stroke?

They smelled terrible. I think air conditioning is one of those things that got invented and everybody was just like, what's the point? For a long time. I was like, wait, y'all have had air conditioning this whole time? You put a fan on it!

Put a fan on it? I'm pretty sure that's what I remember. That's as far back as you want to go. Air conditioning with no fan for a while? You just have to walk up to it and inhale. Cool your lungs. It would be neat if they sold it as like a

somehow breath freshener seems like the right term even though it means something new now like um some of the some of the technologies that we take for granted is like the ice machine like at least even in prison we had a nice fucking ice machine but like i've seen those old-timey movies where you got those kids with the big-ass blocks of ice that they're carrying on flights of stairs. And they go around in a mule wagon with ice. And then they show where the ice came from. Because in my head, I'm like, well, somewhere around here they're making a lot of ice, huh? No, they couldn't make ice because it's old-timey times.

That's the whole point. So they're up north with frozen lakes with these big lumberjack saws sawing huge cubes of ice and shipping them down south. I literally thought you were going to say a tugboat with a big rope bringing icebergs to New York. That was my idea. First of all, Woody, that's brilliant. That is better. You can get out on the ground floor. Can you imagine the environmentalists if Elon Musk was like, I i want my own iceberg so i'm bringing it to miami it's just like a quadrillion gallons of water being

added dude like an environmentalist in like 1951 would be like don't drop your plastic on the ground throw it in the river get it out to sea that's right out of here that's where it lives have you guys heard about that big iceberg That's supposedly about to drop and melt Or something No Is it one of those deals where like It's a chunk that's the size of Rhode Island

Or something Dude it's supposed to be catastrophic I've been waiting for this shit since I was 5 I remember kidding you I was born in 1986. So in 1991, I remember they showed us a video about global warming, and they used pennies as some sort of a metaphor to explain it. I don't remember how it worked because I was five,

but there were stacks of pennies, and the water kept getting higher, and then the kids drowned at the end of the video. The only way to stop it is for you to give all of us your pennies. They might have wanted our fucking pennies. I was busy stealing that weird kid's hearing aid, though. I was a dangerous child. You were stealing a hearing aid? Yeah.

Good God. What's the street value of a hearing aid? I don't know. It went for more than the prosthetic lens he took. Did you take it

because you thought it would give you like super hearing? I didn't know what it was. I just thought it looked cool because it was like, this is a 1991 hearing aid, so it was big and electronic.

It looked like it would like plug it into my Game Boy, and it was going to give me super... Like your Game Shark. Back in the shitty movies in the 80s, they would take two pieces of common technology and just jam them together, and they would work. The Ghostbusters, too, when they just take a Nintendo joystick

and power the Statue of Liberty, right? So as a kid, I'm like, this will plug into something at home. And I was using it as a ray something at home and i was using it as a ray gun at lunch i was like pointing and going pew pew pew i'm five and uh and i got some poor deaf kid he can't even hear you pewing yeah yeah yeah probably really expensive for his parents too they got it bad eventually i mean they caught after he got smacked at home for not listening and the court poor kid never did learn long division after he got smacked at home for not listening. The poor kid never did learn long division.

Woody, what was going on with the big iceberg? So it's been on the news all over the place. They say the fuse has been blown and the doomsday glacier is coming for us all. This is Rolling Stone's headline. New data suggests a massive collapse of the ice shelf in as little as five years. And the doomsday glacier is coming for us all. This is Rolling Stone's headline. New data suggests a massive collapse of the ice shelf in as little as five years. We're dealing with an event that no human has ever witnessed. We have no analog for this.

Apparently, a giant ice shelf, which I guess is bigger than a glacier, I don't know, is going to raise sea levels by 10 feet in the next five years. Let's go. Dude, that is dude it's so ginormous and earth-changing i dismiss it if they said it was going up by six inches i'd be like actually that's a bigger deal than people think by 10 feet i'm like oh that's probably just not true yeah yeah i mean what do you got to realistically, like, let's say it fits true. What do you do? Like, you just build an 11-foot wall?

Like, what happens? What you do is you see if wealthy people continue, you see if billionaires, politicians continue to keep vacation homes in places like Martha's Vineyard and right there on the water. When they start selling all those, you know it's about to get real. Where does Bernie Sanders or, Bernie Sanders where does he have he has to have some kind of he has a lake home right not an ocean home I don't know he's up there in Vermont I think he's safe from the

yeah Vermont I mean they got ocean over there too I picture him living high up in the woods but that's probably not true is it there's no way that old man lives in the fucking woods that altitude so I guess what it is is the ice shelf collapses then the rest of the west antarctic ice sheet slides into the sea

cool ah and that's the event i hope we get video oh there's a movie around it we need to i need a time lapse i bet it's boring. I hope it happens. I want to see something happen. Al Gore lied to me. That video from kindergarten lied to me. The Day After Tomorrow lied to me. Who next? The Rolling Stone? 2012 was the biggest one.

The Rolling Stone, they're like, this is serious, so we titled it Epic Disaster of Preposterous Prop coming your way. New Marvel movie. Like, like, like write it more serious. Dude.

One of the, one of the most underrated movies ever. Waterworld. Let's go. Like, like that, that was fucking cool. Right.

Remember Kevin Costner? What age did you watch it? It was. Yeah. I watched it last week. Dude, there's a line in that movie That I quote and nobody

Gets He has this woman And her child on the boat And I forget why she's angry but she decides To kill Kevin Costner Kevin his character And she gives it a go It's futile she's worthless

And he's like killing killing ain't easy. And I ain't no place to start. And I was just like, oh, you're so fucking badass. I have it 80% right. That was probably around the time he sold the child for

pedophilia for paper. I think it was around that time. I think she was bummed about that. She might have been trying to save the kid's life or our ass yeah i remember watching that movie when i was when i was a kid and i remember seeing like a bunch of really bad reviews about that movie and i didn't understand why people thought it was a bad movie at all like i remember this thing is awesome i remember that um it wasn't that why people thought it was a bad movie at all. Like, I remember it differently. This thing is awesome. I remember that it wasn't that they said the movie was bad in my exposure.

It was that they said the movie was wildly over budget, that it was delayed. Apparently, filming on the water is super hard to do. No shit. Right? And it's all union-based. And if they don't have lunch on time, then it costs a gazillion dollars. They have to work overtime, Kyle. So if you've seen the movie, there's this atoll that the opening scene takes place in. Or opening 20 minutes or so.

It's where people are living. They built that in the ocean there was nowhere to piss or shit so every time you had to take a bathroom break they had to drive you back to the fucking mainland now of course we're hoping that people are just pissing and shitting off the side i'm from the ocean there is everywhere to piss and shit i i yeah but i i feel like there's probably like some sort of of environmental guy there, making sure Kevin Costner doesn't shit over the side of the boat or anything.

In any case, it kept falling apart. The movie ended up being profitable, but at the time, I want to say it was the most expensive movie ever made, like $150 million or something like that. It really is a fun little action flick, and it's worth watching. Dennis Hopper does a great job.

The line my dad always quotes is, somebody's complaining to Dennis Hopper, even though Dennis Hopper just got one of his eyes blown out of his head. He goes, a single tear rolls down my cheek. Don't come

complaining to me, asshole. Look at this. Go ahead. I'm sorry. Why don't you go? Oh, so there's a really interesting sort of documentary, I think it might be on YouTube, about how horrible the production of that movie was. Like, how everybody basically hated their

lives. Like, that atoll that they had everybody at, there was a storm that rolled in and basically broke everything. So they had to to rebuild it from the scratch and it put things back like weeks or months or some kind of ridiculous time frame uh people were being you know they're it was a really really hard production um and they were surprised that it even made it so they didn't really care what happened afterwards they were like okay the movie's made i don't care what reviews it gets is that another one of those that Kevin Costner directed? Because I think he

directed The Postman. Have you ever seen The Postman? I've heard about it, but I haven't heard it. Another movie that I feel is underappreciated. It's underappreciated as well. It's slow, though. It's a lot slower than Waterworld, which is more action-y. The Postman is

post-apocalyptic. Who knows what happened, but the United States has fallen in these sort of split up little communities. A little bit of electricity, but that's if you live next to a hydroelectric dam and you've rigged up a way or something like that. We've been set back. Kevin Costner is this roaming guy who

stumbles upon an old postal truck. He takes the postman's uniform because it's good clothes, even though it's on a truck. He takes the postman's uniform because it's good clothes, even though it's on a skeleton. He grabs the mail sack and he walks into town and he comes up with a scam. He says,

the United States has been reformed. There's a new president. His name is, it gives some ridiculous name. It's like Benji Gooberson or something. I can't remember. The president Gooberson has sent me firsthand and he's like he's running

this scam so basically they're giving him a place to stay give they're feeding him and and they're giving him mail to send out to the next town so he's like fuck yeah give it to me i'll carry it and uh everybody bitches are trying to fuck him like it's great he's loving this but people start kind of buying into the whole idea that the united states is back and there's a local warlord who doesn't care for that sort of thing. And it's a little bit like fallout, right? Like he's got a whole goddamn army and, uh,

and, and they're kind of opposed against one another. And Kevin Costner's made up scam of a new, a new United States gets a following behind it and actually starts snowballing. And, and he gets a sense of responsibility. I'm looking for a better word morality perhaps where you know he is the good guy and he is the government and he would like this

world to be better if i recall yeah and it's pretty good but like you said it's slow i do remember snl did a skit on it i think it might have been kevin costar on it. The SNL actor is like, oh my god, just tell it quicker. This feels like the post, man. It's real fucking slow, but there's a few good actors in it that I always recognize, and I kind of like... I don't know. It has a good ending.

I like Kevin Costner, though, and not everybody does. Dances with Wolves is another one of my favorites. I grew up watching him. I think my grandma had a crush on Kevin Costner, though, and not everybody does. Dances with Wolves is another one of my favorites. I grew up watching him. I think my grandma had a crush on Kevin Costner because we watched a lot of his movies. I watched Dances with Wolves and maybe you've had this experience where you like something. Dances with Wolves in my head, check, good movie.

Hey, you should see this. You would like it. It's a good movie. So I'm watching it with my friend's mom. Now, my friend's mom is an elementary school teacher. She teaches little kids and she was just really innocent you would think she was a virgin in spite of my friend's existence and she always called us her sweet dumplings and fed us and she was that is the environment in his house okay so we watched dances with wolves together and we liked her like she was she was

really nice to us and dances with wolves is violence and i'm pretty sure he fucks that indian chick right the one who's actually white it would have been a romantic fucking but but but yeah yeah yeah so there's me and mrs depor watching this sex scene and it was super awkward i did not realize like yeah it did the same thing happened when we got i think it was a rock band uh it you don't know how dirty these songs are until your child is like singing about sticky sweet whatever oh oh yeah you guys ever been in like uh in elementary school or middle school or something and then they they bring in a movie that's supposed to be you know from the period the period or depicting the period. And then nobody kind of proofreads that movie.

Nobody vets that movie. And it ends up being some crazy traumatic experience. I remember I was in, I think it was sixth or seventh grade. And then they were like, hey, we're going to be watching, we're talking about the World War II atrocities and all that. And they were like, we're going to watch watching, you know, we're talking about the world war, world war two atrocities and all that. And they're like, we're going to watch saving private Ryan. And it's like at the end,

it went, when it started getting real and like this dude gets a knife through his chest, but really slowly, you know, like that. Oh my God. I looked at that and I'm like,

Holy crap. Like I'm freaking out and, you know, people are getting blown up. Like, all right, well, you know, that's know, that's cool.

Like, that was, it was crazy to me because I, you know, in your mind, you kind of imagine what these things look like. But then, like, if you see it, you put yourself in that situation. You're like, as a kid, it just gave me nightmares. Absolutely. How old were you when they showed saving private ryan oh i mean god uh when did that movie come out so this would have been this would have been after the movie came out on vhs so this would be like was it nine late 90s nine yeah something like that so maybe early to the i mean maybe i could have been 12 or 13 or something but um it was uh it was it was pretty jarring and i mean like i i also was fairly desensitized you know from you know the early internet where all the the gore

stuff and but it's just that just like it's in my mind just seared in there and it just it hit me in a way that i didn't i didn't anticipate and it just like that was crazy that was a great scene the one you're talking about and then like the almost the best part of that scene is like the the nazi guys like walking down after killing him and he like he doesn't even like he's like i the the effort it would take me physically the calories i would burn killing you the guy on the stairs would be taking away from the war effort goodbye just leaves oh you you're not gonna shoot me in the back there's guns everywhere there's bombs like no you're a bitch see you later no that that's that's the like just also earlier that was the guy who wanted to spare him back at the radio station.

Yeah, and he learned. He learned there at the end. He made a horrible mistake. Hi, it's me again! I remember feeling like I got away with something when they would put on movies in school that were really violent.

I remember they put on The Patriot in like 7th grade or so, maybe sixth grade. And like, like we had to get something, it must've been sixth grade. Cause we had to get something signed by our parents. Like you're allowed to watch this.

And it like said on there, like, like, don't worry. This is a educational version. All of the red blood is black. Now, like,

you know how they did, you know how like in Lord of the Rings, all the, in in lord of the rings the orcs and the uruk-hai they bleed black instead of red because apparently you can get like less of a hammer on you from violent uh ratings i don't know but like watching mel gibson chase down that red coat in the river and by the end it looked like he was one of those like like he had been like hogging and like one of those mud competitions because he was just covered in black and brown and it's like that that's he didn't splash that much like that's that red coat so so how how did how did that work like do they just take the like did they just manually get the red out like how would they do that back in the

90s i have no idea i just know that any blood splurts, anything, they were either removed or they were brown or black blood. What's really shocking... I didn't learn anything about the Revolutionary War. I didn't learn a goddamn thing. I learned that it was a tragedy that Heath Ledger died.

Yeah! And that those stupid redcoats were easily fooled by posts with like dummies and cloths attached to them like uh you know we have 10 of your officers like it was a great movie it is a good movie but i didn't learn anything what i was going to point out is the fact that you watched it for like educational historical purposes is absurd because no it's's not. That's an actual movie. It's a Mel Gibson movie. They even throw in a girl for him. Like, I don't know. Well, kind of, they got that weird, like, you know, I'm pretty sure we won that war because of the Tom Hanks stuff.

Because of Mel Gibson. Mel Gibson. The historian, yeah. And don't you like that they sort of like ham-handed in the uh the the slave who's like getting his freedom and everybody's cool with the slave they make sure that we know that mel gibson is not racist i guess i didn't pick up on that because it's slave owner times right he has but he they even like make make sure you know that oh these these these dark-skinned fellows with mel they're free people these are not his slaves they're his friends as a matter of fact just so we're clear

before we go further and they do like the the legolas gimley thing remember like the the kind of racist redhead guy and the the ex-slave like they were kind of had a little bit of banter then they do like yeah the irish guy and then at the end he's like i'm proud to die next to you i'll consider you a brother or like like really ham-handed exposition it's my honor and it's just like oh really you stopped thinking of a race of people as property over the last three weeks yeah first of all if you're if you're going into a battle with someone you do not want the person next to you already like you know i'm so happy to person next to you already like, you know, I'm so happy to die next to you today.

You gotta be amped up. You gotta be ready to win. You need to have attitude. You need to have a little bit of panache. It's like, dude, go home then. Go home. You're losing the attitude of everyone. It's like a 9-11 hijacker. It's like, we're gonna all die today.

That's fine. But when Theoden was standing there on the Pelennor Fields, he did not say, we're going to get out of here today. We'll head home tonight and have some sandwiches. It was death. Death. Yeah, but they were chanting death to their foes. Oh, no.

Did you really think that? It's like a threat of death? I think that they meant it in the film to be like they're chanting because they're going to bring death and obviously every warrior culture forever has always screamed when they run into battle. But I think you're supposed to take from it from

the hobbits kind of Mary's kind of forlorn face like, oh, death, that applies to us too. I'm 349 and I'm probably not in a good spot here. I always read it as that's death down there. Let's go get some death.

They don't care. They're ready to die. Today ends in death was what the chants seemed to mean. If I ever go to war, I hope I'm one of the main characters. Me too. Not like Theoden main. Not like Tom Hanks main.

Jon Snow main character. That's what you want to be. I want to be a hot female main character. Depends on what series. Not a horror movie. Not a horror movie. No, but you always make it. You can be the Jamie Lee Curtis.

No, hot chicks die in horror movies all the time. Especially if they're a little slutty and it's early i think she jamie lee curtis is like an exception she's she's up she's she's the main girl trope she's the final girl so like that exists in every and all of them the the the girl always makes it the one who's not slutty you've got the jock the stoner you know the the um the the slutty girl the yeah the the horny jock and the unlikable woman and they're always fucking the douchey guys die

the nice nerdy guy is the last to either die or live and the final girl makes it because she is the final girl all those movies it is so predictable it's a good archetype that's why Sc's why scream was so

fucking cool i was i was showing scream to someone the other day i was like first of all keep in mind drew barrymore is a huge fucking star because the year is like 2001 and uh and like that this trope has been established for 30 years and the first thing they do is gut drew barrymore and and like hang her from a tree by her neck. You're like, oh shit, what am I watching? They gutted Drew Barrymore five minutes into the movie and not in a pretty way. They gut Drew Barrymore

five minutes into the movie. The rest of it is pretty fucking good. I hadn't seen it in forever, but it's good. You guys are into sci-fi. I've been watching this series on amazon uh the expanse have you guys seen all of them yeah yeah i've seen the first season some of the second well i mean they're they're in the last season now uh they're just putting out new episodes

and i mean it's it's so good in terms of storytelling and world building. You really feel like they have their own languages and stuff like that. I'm not usually a sci-fi guy. I'm not into the Star Trek or Star Wars or anything. It really is an interesting look into how humans, even though you're all human, how just changing locations changes us that much that we have something to fight about yeah which of the three cultures do you pull for you know i don't know i i don't know because like everybody's kind of shitty at the end like everybody's everybody's

just a shithead at the end and like everybody i like i think the martians are fucking slick i like i like what they're going on they've got going on. They seem really professional. They seem like they're the side who will win at any cost and actually has the infrastructure to do it. Their resources kind of suck, though. They're the Russians. Yeah. And it's depressing to live there. They clearly have a huge inferiority complex

about how much better Earth is to live than Mars. I remember that, just sideways things. All those fucking greenies, or stupid like insults they make up in those in the horror movie i i love the insults i i love that um you know they call them like dusters and all that stuff yeah i mean it's um i guess i actually never thought about you know martians being like i guess the soviets in like a cold war um very very calculating but then you know i was born in the soviet union so i know that it's uh as much yeah yeah yeah i was born in the soviet union uh i was born in russia so uh the reason i look like this is because my dad is from dominican

republic and uh that that brought along a lot of interesting uh what nationality are your parents like my mom's from russia My dad's from Dominican Republic. I was born in Russia, essentially Soviet Union in the late 80s. So your father was visiting the Soviet Union. Yeah. So he went to school there because in Dominican Republic in the 80s, there was nothing going on. I mean, you know what it's like to have so little going on that you're like, I'm going to go to the Soviet Union where I don't know the language and I'm going to take my chances. Like, yeah, that's what was going on. So then he went to school, met my mom, and then I emerged out of that relationship. But

yeah, I mean, I came over here when I was three. Russian is my first language. My wife is Russian. Wait, so I'm still super interested in this did your parents stay together for a long time we're oh yeah yeah oh i misinterpreted i emerged from that relationship oh no no i mean like literally that happened no they're still together that yeah they just visited me a few days ago. Yeah. Do you ever go back and visit Russia now? You know, I haven't been back.

And it's weird because my mom always thought of Russia as home. And then, you know, she's like, well, you have roots there and all this stuff. I never felt a sense of belonging there. I never felt like I had to go back. My wife, she uh she grew up there and she has family there as well but you know she she knows the place like i left when i was three i don't know anything yeah you don't really get attached to wait didn't you say that that was your first language do you still speak it yeah every day can you write it can you know higher you know, hieroglyphics? So I can write it. I can read it at, say, a third grade level.

Writing is, probably not, but I can read it. That's interesting. If I needed to save my life, I could do it. But I can speak it, you know, and that's what we teach our daughter. You can probably read the signs if you drove or something like that. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, no problem. You're teaching your daughter Russian as well? That's awesome.

Yeah, yeah. I mean, you have to teach her a little bit of everything because she's going to get interaction from everybody. So we also have a nanny that comes in. She talks to her in English and all this stuff. So my dad's Dominican, so he speaks Spanish. So that's, yeah. At three, you moved out of Russia. Did you say you moved to America? Is that where you moved to?

Yeah. We moved to New Jersey, where we essentially lived in low-income housing. Where? I did live too. Plainfield. Plainfield? I don't know it. Plainfield is near Springfield. I lived in Elizabeth, New Jersey

for most of my life, and Elizabeth is right next to Newark, and I know you know where Newark is. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Newark is fucking huge. People don't know because it gets overshadowed by New York. Yeah. But, yeah. Alright, so I see where Plainfield is. It's right by Newark. That wasn't my area. I was more

Morristown, the one by Cherry Hill, and Ocean City. I've heard some people from Jersey tell me that specifically Elizabeth, New Jersey is the source of many negative New Jersey stereotypes. It's not only Elizabeth, it's Elizabeth and Newark, and they are...

It's not the traditional New Jersey stereotypes. It's like, that's where all the ghetto is. Like, New Jersey is just the worst place in the world. You've got to give Patterson, New Jersey the respect of ghetto. Patterson is horrible! Oh my god! Yeah, it is. New Jersey is just the worst place in the world. You've got to give Patterson, New Jersey, the respect of Gary. Patterson is horrible. That's where my wife is from. You don't want to be there at night.

It's horrible. I picked one with low standards for standard of living. It saves you money. It's a good decision. She's like, this place has AC. This guy has a shit together. Your car has four wheels that match.

Yeah. So, I mean, I left New Jersey and then I came here. I'm in Central Florida and I've been here for the last five years. Central Floridaida whereabouts uh randolando uh-huh okay yeah yeah i go there sometimes lake wales area fly my paramotor oh you got a paramotor that's cool um that's like oh yeah yeah the pair is the paramotor the one with the motor in the back yeah okay yeah yeah yeah the big ac it's an ac for the world you know he's making everything cooler you you still pull for for the u.s and the olympics and everything and all that right so i you know i don't we're judging you we're we're all judging you right now we need to make sure that you're aligned with this you

know um yeah i i guess i mean i'm not what's what's interesting is like anytime i talk to my mom she has the the soviet mentality that will never ever leave her because like dude what they do to people like um there's this um there's this concept uh it's called nibaltai and nibaltaiai means, uh, don't essentially don't talk shit. Like don't tell anybody that's not in our group, what they don't need to know. Like, don't, don't talk about our business. And it's like, there was so much propaganda going into, um, you know, schooling and, and all that. And it was super normal. Like my mom, schooling and and all that and it was super normal like my mom when um when she was going into um uh would have been university they had war games in high school so it was uh like mandatory for

everybody and war games was like they had real like artillery they would put them into a into the woods and they would have tanks just go up and down like fire, real rounds, all that stuff. And just to make sure that they could handle themselves in case a war broke out. So they had sniper drills. My mom was, she could take apart an AK-47

faster than anybody in the school. They would take it apart, put it back together. That was interesting learning about my mom, considering she's like, like they had they would you know take it apart put it back together that's you know that was interesting learning about my mom considering she's like you know she doesn't know shit about guns but she could do this thing with an ak if you're forced to learn it you may as well do it right i i guess but it's it's so weird you know like people talk about american exceptionalism and all that stuff like dude you have no idea how it is on the other side with like all of the the

rigor and the the planning and the yeah no i mean i mean american exceptional what i mean is like by the indoctrination of american exceptionalism in schools like um people talk about oh kids are taught that america is the best country in the world it's like you don't know how it is on on the other side of this where they're they're talking about other countries like they are the enemy you know and that that really was the the case you know i mean like every have you seen those those like fitness videos on youtube out of china where it's like just a grade school and it shows them all in like clean matching like chinese government uniforms and there's like and they're like eight years old and you watch that and then you watch like i want to go there and give them a fucking awakening i want to beat up all those eight

you will go see i told you about the americans you're right you are going to be my super squad all remember this day there's just there's there's too many for the next eight years these children are being trained and like shooting pictures of you what's the maximum amount of eight-year-olds that think you like could kill you yeah like if you're a hundred Chinese grade school whenever I get asked this question the the number of like all these things it's so high, I think, because I feel like you can one-shot kill a duck or an eight-year-old. It always comes down to how— Yeah, but there's a compounding effect. I mean, they could overpower you and then suffocate you.

They don't have to eat you to death. Yeah, that's what it would take. Have you seen World War Z? It would have to be like that scene from The Matrix when all the Agent Smiths just pile on top. All it takes is one cadet to accidentally trip you i don't know i need to see an eight-year-old get a better vibe for it because i i think like if you go a little lower how many three-year-olds oh an unlimited amount of three-year-olds they're they are hindered by how much like surface area of me there is to even

attack they're useless yeah they also don't have the motor function that's why i'm saying like by how much surface area of me there is to even attack. It's useless. They also don't have the motor function. That's why I'm saying an 8-year-old would have an awareness around them. If an 8-year-old hit me in the thigh as hard as they could, I can beat the shit out of that kid.

Bring it, 1-year-old! A hundred of them? Do you know how much better I am at fighting than her? Zach pissed at me. Is it a hundred times? Zach is the friendliest eight-year-old in the world. She just found that green thing and she's offering it to us.

Please don't kill me, mister. Imagine if you punched her in the nose. Look at that little fuck with her back. This is not going to age well. Oh my god. We need to stop this line of thinking here's a here's a better one everybody does the kid one and every podcast has answered that you know those wrestlers that compete blind like they're blind yeah and so they like have to have you done on this woody so like there are some high school wrestlers and like college wrestlers who are blind and so there's a rule that

they always get to have a hand on you or something like that. And so they know where you are. Is it a rule or just the way they do it? I think it's probably just courteous. Those matches would take forever. So many disqualifications for wandering out. You just run around the outside.

There are rules against that. It's physical Marco Polo. I would be the world champion at blind wrestling because I'd sneak behind him and push him real hard. How many blind wrestlers do you think you could take? They get a hand on you, they're strong. They're taking you down. No, no, no.

At wrestling in particular? Yeah, right? I feel like if boxing is allowed, we start to shift things back to my advantage. But if this guy is a trained blind wrestler and I need to wrestle him. No, no, you don't have to wrestle him. You're in a gymnasium. He doesn't have a hand on you.

Let's say there's three of them. My approach is to wear like moccasins, something quiet. And I just try and run past them as fast as I can, getting side strikes. I bring a pocket full of small stones that I stop after I hit them. While they're trying to collect themselves, I throw it to the other side of the auditorium. I can beat up two

collegiate blind wrestlers. Here's what I'm going to do. Wear socks, not moccasins, because I'm going to slip and slide. We're on mats. I'm going to hit one real hard and run toward the other and get them to fight each other while I crawl away. Kyle's split works better with two. They're not deaf.

Are you the other blind guy? No. Wait, you're the other blind guy? Where's that fucker we're supposed to be killing? Sliding around in his socks, apparently. That's what you'd have to do you'd have to slide quickly and like get some some head kicks in something oh you know what bring an air horn taylor have you ever tried to kick something that's as high as a man's head never in my life normal people like us can't do that shit in my in my mind i can't in my teenage years i definitely could it's been a while i've been able to kick someone in the head i feel like i would slip backwards and knock myself out

i feel like i'd pull something i feel like i've gotten to the point in my life where that is no longer an option uh for many reasons so i can neither kick anyone in the head nor outrun them. I'm kind of fucked. But you wouldn't need... You've tailored your life in such a way where you wouldn't really need to do that anymore. I'm past the head kicking, running for my life phase. Well, it's one or the other.

Really? No, no. Both in that order, yeah. the other it really no no i was in that order yeah i i've talked about my plan for dealing with like if i had to fight a ufc fighter and that would be to try to befriend him during the press interviews leading up to the fight make sure he liked me and maybe i'd give him the juiciest jaw punch right off the bat just Just done. Oh, no. I would give him a gift at the weigh-ins, like flowers or chocolates or something, and just be like, bro, I know we're fighting tomorrow. Be chill.

You know what? My gift at the weigh-in would be that I'm 40 pounds overweight and I forfeit. That's my gift at the weigh-in. Oh, sorry. Just start scarfing down Oreos. Take the change out of your pockets maybe. No, no, no at the way in. Oh, sorry. Just start scarfing down Oreos. Take the change out of your pockets, maybe. No, no, no. I'm overweight.

No. You're like jingles jangling as you walk away. Why are you wearing steel-toed boots? No, I can't fight because all my fingers are broken. I really got a piss. I wonder how Diego's doing Last I heard he was He had pneumonia and COVID

Diego Sanchez He was the gentleman challenging you Yeah He won't sign the contract He won't sign the contract though I threatened to go to his hospital bed But someone said I couldn't do that Yeah that's in poor taste

I did it minecraft and apparently i'm all good now according to my lawyer well he's not oh go ahead no no he's he's not in the ufc anymore like he's kind of done right so he should be paying a little more attention to these these you know fight offers from these fake fight offers from YouTubers. Did you guys get caught the update on EDP? Oh, no, no. Yeah, yeah. So he was the guy that got caught maybe propositioning a child for sale. Yeah. So like this fake Chris Hansen guy who also turned out to be a douche or racist or something

lured him to like this apartment complex. EDP is like this known YouTuber. Like big fat black guy yells at him a lot. Oh, was this the thing that I'm sorry to interrupt, but they didn't make like some sting video on YouTube and they were just like doing a bit on him like entire time. They were trying to. Yeah, OK. Yeah, I got it. They were like cracking jokes the whole time. And oh, yeah, it was great. Yeah, it was funny anyway. And I think that they even like like, you know, you're wanting to get evidence when you're talking to these guys. You're like, oh, yeah, send me a picture of your dick.

Because that's pretty like, not only is that a crime, but it's like, oh, okay, well, we can maybe match this up later on. So they asked for his shit, I think. They asked for a picture of his poop in a toilet. And so he had sent pictures of his poop in the toilet to him and stuff. And that's kind of embarrassing, right? Kind of a little weird, you know? It was a big poop, too. He looks like a guy who can

pollute the bathroom. You know it's his poop. He didn't play dry. He has a video called Filling Up the Chipotle Bathroom. Anyway, I guess this guy who's supposed to be his friend got a

call the other day, and it was like, would you receive a call from the Dennisville Defense Center? And he's like, on a vlog, so I did accept it! They're like ratting him out for everything. They found his Acura at a car dealership and they're like,

he must be low on money. He had to sell his car. Oh, and it turned out that so many people called his apartment complex and complained to the landlord that they didn't want a pedophile living there, even though none of these people live there. He's been evicted, so he was living out of a car or something like that. But he had to sell one of his cars, so he's living in the second car. And somehow they knew how much money he had in his bank account. And they were like, he has $3,300 left.

He is in jail. He is is locked up they know everything in this crazy video um i think the video was called edp finally in prison and in the thumbnail it's edp making a silly face that guy's life is oh i guess that guy ruined his own life i mean oh yeah absolutely yeah trying to solicit minors and like uh and what do you say he kept being like i'm here for cupcakes. She said she was bringing cookies for me. That was the greatest. What about the part where she said, I'm nine

and you said, suck my dick or whatever. Oh, that part. Admittedly that we did stray from the cookie discussion. Primarily cookies primarily cookies. Okay. Somebody posted the link in the discord. They post the link.

And then the next thing they write is poor. Dude. I. You're supposed to have no empathy or sympathy for this guy, right? Like zero. You're supposed to just, Oh dude,

he tried to solicit an imaginary miner, burn him at the stake. But a little part of me, when I hear everything that's happened to him, it's like, I get that. That wasn't the first time, right? No, I don't share that sentiment. I think he deserves absolutely everything that's coming to him.

You're right. I guess I'm not processing. I think you're thinking about it through the lens of he didn't actually hurt anybody but the thing is if he did would your would your opinion change and if the answer is yes then he deserves everything he's getting i will say this i think there's something to be said about luring these men when you are a grown man and you are portraying like an imaginary like 13 year old so i'm with you kyle they should get real 13 year olds they should get they should get real nine year old girls like that one we showed earlier with the green lollipop she needs to be involved

in these things hear me out here like they are like so the idea is to lure the man there right they're not just like oh i'm with you they'll be hot they don't just oh my god kyle keep going this is good we're just saying is like they it's not like they have like someone pretending like they're a 12 or 13 year old girl and they're just like going about their business they have a they have a grown man going and portray this imaginary slutty 13-year-old girl who's looking for this old... Who's looking for EDP? This old fat guy?

The truth of the matter is, EDP would have never found a minor who was into him and it would have never been an issue. He'd have ended up jerking off online. What was introduced was this new character who also turned out to be a douchebag who portrayed an imaginary 14-year-old or something who's down to meet EDP. If you think about it, he was never going to have an issue because nobody of any age is ever going to be interested. Yeah, but you don't know that.

People were saying he had done this kind of behavior before like the thing that like freddie's saying that i resonate with is like you can you can be like oh i mean if yeah he would have showed up there and there's no kid nothing would have happened it's like yeah because he got catfish now like imagine he gets there and there is a nine-year-old girl with probably overcooked cookies that are not good to eat like what's he gonna do then's going to end up molesting a kid. That's what's going to happen. First thing, I don't appreciate you denigrating her baking skills.

I was uncalled for. You know what? That is... I apologize. For making fun of the baking skills of the girl I made up in my head. Well, anyway, they got him. He's done done they got him they got him mission accomplished we got yeah and he's he's in i guess he's literally in jail the police must have taken

this evidence and put value in it i i suppose so i didn't i didn't watch i mean i'm sure they put value in it because i think the the guy who seems like he just catches pedophiles to make fat jokes, like he provided him with all the logs and everything. And I guess it showed like intent to explicitly meet up with an underage kid and engage in illegal sexual. That guy turned out to be such a tool because he was funny. That was funny. Like them confronting him. There was some kind of a joke about like not being able to fit through a window or something like that. There was a bunch of,

or something about not skipping meals. Like there's a lot of fat jokes. Yeah. I remember that. Yeah. It was pretty good. Yeah. Like,

like they were roasting him and he couldn't, he had no retort because he's just hoping they let him go. Yeah. It was, it was fun to watch the dynamic, right? They're trying to roast this guy, make fun of him,

make content and get him in trouble. EDP is trying to charm his way out of this situation, but it is difficult to charm your way out of being a pedophile. It is not working. Yep. Yep. It is tough. As if they're like, you're here to have sex with an 11 year old.

And he's like, gentlemen, gentlemen. You want to go? I got some Knicks tickets. Front row seats. Who wants them? Front row seats to the theater. I mean, who's the girl to coach her?

Whenever anybody ever says there's no bad publicity, I'm like, look at Jeffrey Epstein. There's absolutely bad publicity. I was going to talk about her next. Taylor, I need an assist. Can you pronounce Ghislaine Maxwell's name? I believe it's Ghislaine Maxwell.

Ghislaine, yeah. Okay. Yeah. Now, so she's been found guilty. I don't think she's been sentenced yet, so we don't know how long she's going to be in prison. Is this the part where they get her to flip on everyone maybe no is this the part where she commits suicide uh i don't know i don't know what's gonna happen i mean like the epstein thing like obviously he didn't kill himself like all those those trends that were going on dude yeah

no it's wild isn't it did you did you see the dude the funniest thing surrounding epstein's death is still like okay they show you the picture of the ex-cop who killed people who like briefly roomed with him even though he wasn't supposed to have a roommate and it's the biggest muscle-bound man you've ever seen like the picture of him free like sitting there he's like six like murderer pit bulls not the kind you see at the park the kind of kill other dogs and he like beat the shit out of them like the i think the autopsy for epstein showed a bunch of shit like even the the coroner was like this is not consistent with the why were his ribs broken why did he have like contusions

all over his body why did it look like he had their shit kicked out of him like you know usually when people hang themselves they don't have multiple contusions to their skull. Taco Tuesday is crazy, man. I don't know. The Epstein conspiracy, forgive the term, that's his roommate. They put that guy in there.

That is a cartoon character. That is a cartoon character. That is a cartoon character that I would complain about because it's not an attainable body. Look at the side. It looks like he has two biceps on that right arm. And they fuse together. Oh, it's crazy.

I lost my train of thought. I remember the dogs being meaner looking. I don't exactly remember. They're not normal pit bulls. They're over the top. Look at that friendly ass dog. His name is Fozzie too. I was going to say Epstein,

like the Epstein suicide in quotes is a neat little conspiracy theory because it draws the line in my mind between like okay if you don't buy into the fact that he was murdered then you don't buy into any conspiracies existing at all conspiracy is almost adopted as a term that means like fake news but it doesn't it just means that people conspired to do a thing people put their minds together to accomplish something and this is a conspiracy theory which again means like i don't know something suckers believe in that people in private colluded together to get something done it's like yeah how do you think military operations work how do you think the fbi the cia the nsa the

government like i mean i believe epstein didn't kill himself. That's where I land on this. And if you don't, then your standards of proof are really high to think that anything other than the official narrative is on the mark. I mean, you're hopeless if you can't see through that one. The guy who had dirt on everyone gets killed in his suicide protection chamber. And there's guards who don't even work there who were there that day the camera goes out at the perfect time it's like camera one was big on me yeah yeah the fact that the cameras broke for the murder like oh shucks the luck we had this really weird glitch in this three minute window

i mean i i think the reason why a lot of conspiracies are seen like the conspiracy uh theories um are are seen in the negative light is because people that have the really outlandish conspiracy theories in their heads you know whether it's uh flat earth or or you know some weird yeah i don't know builder burger all that stuff like that sort of thing is like if you believe in one you are more likely to believe in all this other crap you know and then that's when people just get written off as like listen okay that's this is crazy uncle that i have he comes over on thanksgiving just don't like just let him talk okay just don't don't engage with them that's that's what people really think about but like

this doesn't seem like that to me you know this doesn't seem like 9-11 truth or whatever this is like if anything they use some of those ones like flat earth like in a rhetorical way like an argumentative rhetorical way to be like you think epstein didn't kill himself what are you a flat earther and it's like there is a grand canyon of things between that and you're trying to like lump anything that the news didn't directly tell you to being fake like that's not people really do that though with epstein because i haven't seen anybody that that thinks that he actually oh i've i've seen people online like adamantly vehemently defending it like like what are you stupid what are you q like yeah was going to say the internet generally believes that Epstein was murdered.

In my head. Yeah. I don't. I remember this was, like, back when it happened. But I was, like, tweeting about it. And I don't want anybody to get picked on. But a couple, like, liberal guys were like, I hate conspiracy Twitter. Like, in, like, a subtweet to me.

And it's like, you're a fucking loser, dude. You know what I'm talking about. But it's like,'re a fucking loser dude you know what i'm talking about but it's like like really like this one didn't jump out to you right yeah yeah it's like like like i hate conspiracy twitter it's like dude you're just not critically thinking about this i'm sorry you're just you're not yeah as far as the maxwell the galane thing you were saying like when taylor oh sorry go ahead you call him a pedophile that's the way that's the way i respond to every argument from now on just it doesn't they're like you know the blues aren't that good their past five games i'm like yeah lots of pedophiles agree with you

you know i think pedophiles agree am i right so pedophile pedophile is the 2021 version of the 2016 Nazi, right? Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. It's the most awful thing we can come up with to stain on somebody. But they've been doing it forever, right? It's how governments are often. Julian Assange.

Yeah. It's how governments are often. That guy's fucked. It's how they will taint someone. If you even go back to, I know it's a movie, but the X-Files movie, right? There's this shadowy figure who's, it's a movie but like the x-files movie right there's this there's a shadowy figure who's it's a movie about the family reference yes right you know like the government guy comes to moldy's like hey i've got some information about the shit the government's doing and immediately like they're like finding hard drives of pedophilia in his

house yep we found them we found them turns out that guy's a big kitty fucker that is so funny like the guy who invented like the 3d printed like gun or the 3d printed lower like he's like i love guns and i figured out how to 3d print them here's the software if you want to make them also and then like three days later they're like we found half the world stash of child pornography in this gentleman's house and now he's going to prison for the rest of his life and no one is going to stand up and go I don't know because they'll be like what what do you like child pornography you pedophile

like the same way they'll like the they'll name bills that just increase internet censorship and overreach and oversight they'll call it like the anti kids getting raped in America bill and then no one can vote against it that the opposite just happened. I'm sure they do that shit all the time.

There's a bill that made more kids get raped? Yeah. Here's what happened. Wildly unpopular bill. Apple came up with technology to stop people from passing child porn pictures. So what they did is they had a

database of child porn pictures known what they did is they had a database Of child porn pictures like known Sort of like dude this is what Pedophiles get off to And if you text it to your friend They sort of check it in like an Anonymous like hashtag What am I looking for check some way

And so they're not actually reading your Mail they're just sort of Scanning your mail to see if it Needs to be read i'm saying mail but i mean text right and uh um apple was like dude so just to be clear like we don't even know what it says we just know if your picture matches this database of known pictures pictures. So moving this along, privacy advocates were like, dude, first of all, what's child porn exactly? How many grandmothers are passing pictures that they think of adorable of three week olds getting washed in the kitchen sink? Is that child porn is if they wanted to get technical then they could say yes

but it's clearly not yeah right now growing up i was always fucking naked like like i didn't start wearing clothes until i do my fucking like six or seven like six or seven i was running around naked like people go to school at that age not not in georgia no Not in Georgia No Yeah yeah so anyway Long story short Oh oh and by the way they were going to flag it And then if it got flagged It would be sent to a human And that human would make like an evaluation

Like a judgment call like oh false flag False flag this is it this is the one This is a picture that pedos love Let's get this guy. Privacy Advocates won. Apple was like, you know what? Never mind. Never mind. This is all pain, no gain. We thought we were doing a good thing, but we'll just not do anything. Yeah, I really doubt they did that because then the Apple board meeting, they're like, guys, let's take a minute from talking about profit margins and money. And what can we do to help?

What can we do to genuinely help the world? We can crack down on this, can't we, guys? We can all do it if we work together. It's like, no, fuck no. No, that's not that was not their motivation. No, I don't. They were trying to couch it behind that to make it unassailable. I think you're in the what are you, a flat earther?

I don't think so. I think that that company's working in a concerted way to try and get laws passed that increase their overall power in regard to people's interpersonal communication. And like, that's desirable for them. It also has a pretty strong contingent of like, I don't know, green earth, solar panels, make the world a better place, hippies working there too, that would be all about this sort of thing. I think a few things can happen at once. I think they can come up with a technology that will allow them to get more power over your information. That's a hundred percent. But then it could also do some good if let's say it caught some pedophiles that were, you know, sharing files or whatever. That would be, I think, a net positive.

But the problem is, I mean, is there I just thought like so is there it has to go to a human. Right. So there has to be a person that is employed by Apple and their sole job is to look at child porn. Like so like is this image this image? Or is it just like looking at checksums or something? How does that work? I have no idea. I know, right? And they always talk about how damaging it is.

Apparently in Australia, this job exists where they like check porn to make sure it's okay. And these people get a ton of time off because of how mentally distressing their job is. And I'm like, I don't know. I think I'd be good at that job. I could do it. That would be a soul crushing job. Because some of us just aren't meant for it. Some of us were born for it.

You'd be like, how was work, Han? I'd be like, well, I saw some really upsetting things, to tell you the truth. And it's like, I can't stop seeing it. When I close my eyes, I'm seeing these horrible images. You just need to hire fucking Gaylene Maxwell to do the job. And she'll be like, how was work? Best day ever! She's going to be like, you know, I think we can make even more of this stuff.

You give me an island. You give me a guy with a shady bank fund and some international connections. We can get this bank. Have you ever seen a four-year-old hanging down? Today I did. Oh my God. If anybody ever says anything like that, you know, unironically, like the

FBI needs to have all of this. They just knock down your door immediately. Oh my God. That was a sick joke. Yeah, I was like, wow. I meant sick as in really good. And sick as in fucked up. Sick!

Yeah, it's sick like getting an Ollie McTwist in Tony Hawk Pro Skater 98. Classic game. Turn off the gravity combo for hours on those summer afternoons. You remember that, Kyle? Did you play? Never. I guess I'm the youngest, but hawk pro skater 98 on the n64 you turned gravity off and you could just grind and do jumps with a million tricks and like go until the score bar was all the way till the end and then you fall and it's like i guess let's go outside that's all there was in the game because it's not fun but oh you

were saying the galane thing like when's she gonna flip on people she's she's not like and even if she did flip like i don't think it would be huge news i could see it kind of be in the same way as like the panama papers where they found out like hey everyone every rich person in the country is hiding their money and they're not paying taxes. Huge story. Gone the next day because it implicates a lot of people who own media companies and shit like that. And so I can see this just kind of almost serving as like a way to squash the severity of the story of Epstein to be like, well, they went to jail. What do you want? Like the two people who did this went to jail.

And it's like, come on. I would love it if it didn't go that way like the three i would love it like keep seeing really associated with her are clinton prince something or other from england probably and trump those are the three people that have really been linked to him there's all these pictures trump in particular was quoted as saying like he likes the ladies as much as me, but he likes them on the younger side. Like fucking new. Oof. It's another one of those open secrets.

Wow. Yeah. Oh, everybody knew, but they just didn't say shit, which is ironically a conspiracy. Like Harvey Weinstein. Yeah.

And, and I would just love to see her looking at literally a lifetime of jail, start flipping. And then, like you said, for all i know she flips like a circus performer and nothing happens yeah can they release like who talks to her uh in in prison or like what uh lawyers are coming to go see her because if it's like let's say lead counsel for the you know for the trump family or the clinton family or something

went to go pay her a visit like is that public that public knowledge? Like, I don't know. It's a good thing you came to Taylor. He knows. Yeah. I could not tell you. I can't imagine that, that that would be public knowledge, but I don't know. Like, it seems like we would have found something out about that. I wonder if Cliff Hutchinson would. Cliff Hutchinson, attorney at law yeah we can i'll tap him i've got him on retainer very cheap very cheap so many video game questions release date questions not about anything else freddie doesn't know it taylor plays his character cliff hutchinson attorney at law

he specializes in the video game release date legislation. He basically convinces GameStop employees it's okay to give us games ahead of schedule. We did that t-shirt back in the day where it was Cliff Hutchinson, attorney at law and I came up with the tagline settle for less. You just get pre-alpha games and stuff?

I hope you're right, Woody. I hope something does come of it because way more heads should roll than just these two people. It's getting to be too late. You guys have heard me express this idea many, many times. If you get to live your best life never having had sex with anyone over 17

and then you finally get in trouble at 77 years old i don't know yeah i mean it's do you mean like there's just a lot of old pedophiles that have gone too long without being behind bars yeah like uh i won who is who is the game of thrones guy that i'm referencing walter no walter fray yeah yeah walter fray this guy lived his best life how many wives did he have like 28 or something like that a bunch of them yeah yeah like what his version of perfect life he lived he was so old he was like 90 something his son was like 77 and never got his chance to be king because dad lived in like 99 and then he was murdered

and everyone's like, oh, they got him. They got him in 99. No, no. You listening? His life? He liked his more than you like yours. Yeah.

Maybe. I mean, like, so what happens, let's say everything is put out on the table. She has this crazy dossier that names every single person. And then, you know, you have pictures and video evidence and all this stuff. Like, is this the Nuremberg trials? Like what what happens or is this swept under the rug? I think it'd be swept under the rug. I think they would take advantage of deep fake and and use that to excise a lot of people from culpability like that's not prince andrew fucking a child that's a deep fake of him you know and those are all his deep faked royalty

rings that he's wearing on his hand or whatever like i feel like something like that maybe i'm too cynical about it like it would be great if some of these people got caught because like like the prince andrew stuff like very very obvious he was tied to a lot of fucked up shit yeah i don't think a rational world exists where people can say like all right we can all get behind something like i think we had some of that for a split second right after 9-11 the country was was uh united like a little bit, like just, just the tiniest amount. And then they said, okay, we, yeah, we had to, we had to, you know, uh, concert our efforts towards this one goal. And then it sort of fell apart along partisan lines. And the same thing happened with COVID

like for five minutes after COVID became a thing, people were like, Hey, you know, this is, this is pretty bad. What are we going to do about it it and then those answers came out and then it was like partisan partisan you know vaccine or your blah blah blah you know so i i don't know man like partisan lines are crazy right like if you tell me your view on guns i can pretty well predict your view on how bad you think covet is and they shouldn't be linked if you tell me what you think about abortion i bet i know what you think of face masks and like really because i i don't know like i've okay um well maybe maybe it's a uh an exception or the rule because i know a lot of people that have differing opinions on both of those subjects, but it might be an

exception to the rule. Maybe it's just my circle of friends. And I know that if you go online, it's really going to be either one or the other. There's not a lot of gray matter, gray area. So- Preston Pysh, Not a lot of gray matter. You had it right too. Dr. Justin Marchegiani, Not a lot of smooth brains, not a lot of wrinkles in that gray matter. Preston Pysh, So like Democrat and Republican belief systems

don't feel like they should really be grouped like they are. The famous one is like, why are the anti-abortion people so pro-capital punishment? You'd think that kind of logically, people who don't like killing would not like killing, period. But no, they're on different teams. And I get that they're not the same thing. kind of logically they people who don't like killing would not like killing period but no no they're on different teams and i get that they're not the same thing i hear you but you know like uh this one's out of date but it used to be that smoking being pro smoking was a very republican issue they were all about the protecting the cigarette companies and shit like that and uh

so it's like if you're pro smoking you're probably pro-life it's like why if you're pro-smoking, you're probably pro-life. Why are they linked? But again, if you told me your view on cigarettes in restaurants, I could definitely predict your view on abortion. I think the way I think society goes is from, let's say, from the dark ages to now, it goes further left, just politically, like more liberal, more liberal ideas. But I think people on the right act as brakes for the left, like society itself moves, you know, further left. And then whatever that new normal becomes, then you have the fringes on either side but i don't think you know the right or the left of 100 years ago would be anything what we have today you know like what

what our uh ideology is or or whatnot i think i think that's a good point and and it's funny that the move to the left i generally agree with like i like gay marriage right why was that a problem in the first place oh you like it oh you like it i'm a big fan um but uh on the other hand i like the break too there are definitely some ideas from the left that i'm like chill bros like you're at this point you're you've gone too far and and yeah you're not right anymore i i think a lot of people are waking a lot of people on the left are waking up uh to see how on their side like on the on the i guess the democratic party um there have been a lot of fringe elements and they've they've taken um a lot of that a lot of the uh democrats platform and they're like hey i didn't i didn't

vote for this i didn't i don't want this this craziness in my platform. So I think there's a lot of pushback on the crazy from both sides now. And we're seeing thing, you know, three years ago. And now it's like, oh, you're in the center. That just means that you can't pick a side like that. That's, you know, that's becoming more of a thing. Like people are more towards the center, either center left or center right. But that's interesting. I see it the other way. I see everyone rushing to the edges and the extremes, but I hope that you're right. No, I mean, it could it could be a different way, too, because I'm also cloistered in, you know, central Florida where I don't really talk to a lot of people um but the people i do talk to like everybody is fairly reasonable even the ones that i don't agree with you know like we we agree on most things there's the difference you spend your time in real life and i spend mine on the internet so talk about anything

like you're so right freddie like talk about anything in real life with someone and it's like oh that was that was fine that was that was okay it was pleasant oh we disagreed on something okay let's let's not talk about that or let's talk about it cordially on the internet though like like it's vicious to have any conversation i like i like go to like follow like hockey accounts and i'm like looking at their tweets and it's like man this these guys hate each other because they have different different statistical models on the efficiency of a player's you know puck possession and it's like like fuck your mother it's like god damn there's no reason for this friends we're all enjoying the same sport

hey everyone let's just get together and just have a good time you know God damn. There's no reason for this, friends. We're all enjoying the same sport. Hey, everyone, let's just get together and just have a good time. You know, I get that. I mean, I'm easy to think people are way meaner than they actually are and way more combative if you spend way too much time online. So the social media aspect of things is like i i have i'm scared of social media i really am because um i am addicted to it and i know i'm addicted to it and that sucks so like one uh so i uh deleted my twitter app on my phone right so in my stupid mind like i'm going into twitter on my browser and on my phone and i know i'm doing it and i know i'm doing and i do it and i never derive any pleasure i i'm like i'm going there because i know i want to see something that is going to piss me off and it's and it's so stupid i hate that about

myself i'm worse yeah see at least you're on Twitter, which is cool. I'll go to Facebook, and I think Facebook has... Twitter is not cool. There's nothing cool about Twitter. Facebook is the least cool. It is. It's the most boomery. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So I'll go on Facebook, and I think after that woman came out and exposed them of being intentionally kind of fighting via the algorithm,

they cleaned it up. I see less politics than I used to cool what do i how do i handle that spacebar spacebar spacebar just scroll scroll scroll go down and down and down until i find someone that i disagree with and it's like ah fuck him yeah dude when i have used the internet for for a pretty significant while now it's like if i'm going on like online or twitter or reddit or wherever it's like i have an idea of where i'm going it's like i got into archery as a hobby so like i'm going there and i just go straight to the archery forum or i go straight to the hockey one or like i'm getting into rubik's cubes now so i went to the rubik's cubes one called yeah dude this is funny just just

last thing now he's got the like it we thought he was gonna be straw lee against the corner hat guy no i'm gonna rubik's cube in one hand flipping a coin and the other guy toothpick in the mouth i'm three guys like i i go and so now i'm into into rubik's it's so just just last just yesterday i was hanging out when my wife was there. My brother was in town and I was sitting there like she was asking like what we wanted to do for like plans that last night. And I was like trying to remember the algorithms on this because I just got it yesterday and I'm trying to figure out figure it all out. And she's like, I mean, my God, Taylor, like you're really into archery now of a sudden, and you're buying a bunch of Rubik's Cubes, and you say you want to learn how to do Rubik's Cubes fast.

Are you actually autistic? Did she say that? Yeah, she was like, did I marry an actual autistic person? Is there something wrong with you? No, there's nothing. I'm going to be – I mean, there's no way to be cool doing one of these, but I'm going to try. I'm going to try.

The best part is, like, we were talking about it privately, and I was like, did you get a speed cube? And I was kidding. And he's like, I got the Speedmaster Hyper 5000. I didn't do that. What I did. Taylor, show us the action. Show us how it spins.

Look at how smoothly this spins. Alright, fun fact, he can't get it back now. Oh, I can't. It's just gonna take me about 25 minutes after the show and I'm gonna have to be sitting here being like, okay, I need to make the white cross on top. Okay, what's the algorithm to get this to here?

I need to figure that out. It's rewarding. Even though I'm looking online to tell me how to move everything and I'm going super slow, when I need to figure that out. It's rewarding. Even though I'm looking online to tell me how to move everything and I'm going super slow, when I get to the end, it's like, that feels really good. And then you watch a video of a Chinese 11-year-old doing it blindfolded in 32 seconds.

Oh, I watched the world. Apparently, there's a guy who is the best in the world at this, and he just broke that troublesome four-second barrier. Four seconds? He did it in like 3.9 seconds did you see the netflix documentary on it i i just randomly heard about it from being on the the cube reddit and i'm gonna watch it i'm gonna check it out dude all right so it's pretty good but here's the there's this dude and he's compared to a rubik's cuber like he's cool like better yet he's normal so amongst the other rubik's cubers he's like pulling all the pussy like he's a really nice guy and then there's

another guy and he's literally autistic like like it's a it's this thing it's all he can do he is i'm gonna call him mildly autistic like he can speak, but if you were to meet him, you would instantly know he has autism issues. He worships the other guy. It's interesting to see the other guy take this sort of paternal, helpful thing as the autistic one

beats him in competition after competition. It's very sweet. What happens, I guess, typically in the life of a Rubik's Cubeuber is they are the best in the world. But you have to practice this for like 12 hours a day to stay on top. And eventually, you know, they discover girls and get an actual career and become not as elite as they once were. And I don't think it pays well. I don't think it pays really anything.

But it's neat. People were coming out of the woodwork like, you should get Colin a Rubik's Cube. pay as well frankly i don't think it pays really anything but it's it's neat it seems like we're coming out of the woodwork like you should get colin a rubik's cube i'm like that that just feels some kind of autist racist that's like yeah it's like blackface for autistic people. Right? This is our word. This is our toy. Some neurotypical asshole was playing

with the Rubik's Cube at the airport today. I saw him talk to a girl while he was doing this piece of shit. Then he made eye contact with another grown ass man. It was wild. Dude, like it's the same like pattern you go to. The same thing that happened like a few months ago when I got into archery.

Where like you go there and you watch like an incredible video of a guy's form. Like form check and then comments. I'm watching it like that looks like he should be given Legolas lessons. Then you go in the comments and it's like, Olympic Archer here. You fucked up everything and you're terrible. The same thing with cubers. I found a video of guys like, hey, it's nothing much. Here's me recording at home timed.

I mean, 10 seconds and 12 seconds, but I'm looking to get it lower. 10 seconds to finish a Rubik's Cube in 12 seconds, like rapid succession. And I thought it was incredible. I'm like, this guy's about to make his. In 10 seconds, he's Cube in 12 seconds, like rapid succession. And I thought it was incredible. I'm like, this guy's about to make his... In 10 seconds, he finished it in 12 seconds? Yeah. You're doubling down on that. Okay.

He mixed it up and then put it down, put his hands on the timer thing, and then did it, finished it in 10 seconds. And then immediately after he was done, mixed it back up, put it down, timed again. And then so like rapid succession, like over the course of 30 seconds, he did a 10 second solve and a 12 second solve and I was like, this guy's incredible. Like, this guy must be like one of the guys on this subreddit.

First comment, these are some of the worst turns I've ever seen from someone getting their time. What are you thinking? Your OLL, there's like names for like the algorithms. He's like, OLL passwords and your PLL passovers are pathetic. I mean, thank God if you have fast

spinning speed, otherwise you'd never get below 10. And it's like, dude, B-Knight, he did it real quick. That guy's real good. He did the thing real fast. I'm at 25 minutes right now. I don't, yeah, exactly. I'm not going to go there anymore because it's just

a bunch of people posting pictures of their collections of a thousand rubik's cubes and then them solving it in five seconds it's like if i could get to below like three minutes consistently i'm i'm in i've got my my party trick basically like i one of the problems with places like that is asking for advice you're like hey you know what i need a surround sound system for the living room like wow the first thing you're gonna have to do is decorate your living room and sound deadening cubes like tyler and kaylor behind them yeah tyler and kaylor okay and then you know the next thing you're gonna have to do is whatever like change your floor and your ceiling and do this and that you can't have a couch you need it's like no no no i just wanted speakers i'm not making any of these other seconds right but like what's

something for a normal person you know not not not someone that needs the utmost of anything but i think that's the that's the case when you do anything that requires any sort of skill on the internet. If you say, hey, I did this one thing, you're going to have everybody that's like, I was a suits there for 5,000 years. And I'll tell you that you have no idea what you're doing. First of all, your form is shit. It's dog crap. And stuff like that just drives me up the wall because if you're trying to show people something interesting that you're doing, or you're learning skill like you can say in the video hey i don't know how to do this but i'm learning and i'm going to share with you what the experience is like people still dogpile you about not doing things like yeah i don't like what do they get out of it it's just like it makes

perfect sense to me i do it all the time people People are like, you know what? I don't know how to masturbate. And I'm like, all right. Pull that penis out. Well, you jacking me off isn't helping, sir. Well, it's not hurting you, so we'll just keep going. Something that's also interesting on big forums, whether it's Reddit or whatever, is when you do know something about the topic being discussed. I do this all the time on the Hockey Wug. It's my favorite sport, the only one I follow very, very closely.

And a big hit will happen or something. And immediately, the entire hockey forum will be like, I'll click on it to be like, man, I wonder if everybody else noticed that he clearly caught an edge right there and didn't mean to put his knee into that guy's like he didn't mean to slew foot that guy he didn't mean to knee him in the head like look you can see a clear edge work mistake there he must have hit a nick and and he fell into him you go on the on the chat and the top 3 000 upvotes and a bunch of fucking rewards is like he should be suspended forever this is brutal this is like barbarism i can't believe that there are good people here who think this is okay rethink yourselves like that ridiculous reddit speak which is the most insufferable shit ever be better yeah be better

it's like go fuck yourself and it's like and then like you read something like that and it's like shit if i were in the rubik's cube or the archery or in a forum where i didn't know anything about the topic being discussed, I would look at this top comment and think that I gleaned some sort of information from it. But I'm in the hockey one where I do know what the fuck's going on. And so I can just go, oh, all these people whose comments I'm reading about this sport that I enjoy, they're mostly retarded. They don't know anything. And then it'll be like a comment like way down below. You know, it's like, did any of you guys play hockey i had a similar experience there was a time when i was that guy that you're describing the expert that is you but it was cycling and then consumer reports did a like a review on which

bikes to buy and it was like this is horseshit as this guy like this guy had the level of expertise that a nine-year-old head would have like i believe he could ride a bike but didn't know shit about cycling or bicycling or you know or whatever and it just now it's like i don't know what how to trust your opinion on dishwashers because i don't know shit about dishwashers and i like those listicles that you you're talking about where they say like the top five whatever every once in a while it'll be like the top five bikes and then you click on the author's name of the article and you see his other written works and it's like four days ago this guy ranked the best kitchen blenders like there's no way he knows enough about all of this stuff to be authoritative in any way richard thank you for

joining us how are you oh hello super quick richard gun guy freddy car guy oh how you doing i'm also a gun guy you're also a gun guy freddy i'm also a car guy awesome oh my god you know this is you got chocolate in my peanut butter that's a great scene just executes both of them on the car have you guys ever tried is it called bumble friends help me i'm come close on this i've never heard of that i know what really close once you almost tried it yeah i was going through it as a dating app for a while and um yeah i saw the friends thing and you make connections that way it's like who is using it dude so i i listened to a podcast and this guy was a collegiate wrestler a bro and he laid it out really nice and i agree with him having been in bro culture before

bros know how to be friends you know a bro walks into the room his friends fucking cheer when he walks in the room they're not afraid of being homophobic. They show actual affection. Like, bros know how to be friends. And when he was a collegiate wrestler, and then I was a swimmer, it sucks, right? As a swimmer, you just spend your fucking face in the water looking at that black line suffering. That is the bulk of the sport. and it's bonding to some extent wrestling is the same sort of thing right they're in this room it's too goddamn hot for some reason they're climbing ropes to the ceiling while in the l

position and it's bonding right they're all being tortured together maybe like boot camp which i have no background in anyway he graduates college and his friends moved to different areas he was an elite wrestler so they all like came from different places to wrestle there and now he doesn't have bro friends anymore and it's hard because he doesn't have an environment to like form them to create it again and uh he's like how exactly do you make friends as a grown-up? So he hit, you guys don't know what that is? Bumble Friends or something? Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's like BFF.

Oh, yeah, Bumble BFF. Yeah, yeah. And I don't know. I will say that if you're using a dating app, I don't know. For me, it comes across weird initially. And I've actually been thinking about this a lot because um shout out to all the guys on reddit like i say this every time i come on pka like i like your fan base is so interesting to me because like i went to the bitcoin developer

meeting in austin and rented this dude there. And he's like, dude, I love your stuff, blah, blah, blah, blah. And I was like, okay, so where do you know me from? Because it's so diverse. Because my tech background, the comedy stuff back in the day, my YouTube stuff. And he's like, oh, I watch you on PKA. And I'm like, shut up, dude. That's awesome. That's so cool. But I you know, I'm a big proponent. If you have like some kind of interest, like you got to get off the Internet. You got to go to these in-person meetups. And that's kind of taken some of my own medicine on that.

I was like, hey, like you want to go to a car show? I'm into crypto and stuff like that. So I've been going to dev meetings for Bitcoin, ethereum and all these other different things it's like i feel like that's a better route than using a dating app because you're kind of already lining up interests yeah yeah that makes sense i i could also see quite a few guys on the bumble best friends forever side of it also wanting to fuck you yeah but they don't want to be on the i'd say that's most of it yeah hypothetical me finds it more awkward to like put yourself out there for a friend than a girlfriend like i feel like the girlfriend is sort of an established dynamic that's supposed

to have i if i was out there with a guy getting coffee, seeing if he liked Dirt Bikes too. That sounds sad, man. That sounds so sad. You'd be sad about that. You'd be like, Jack, you'd be like, hey, where are you heading, honey? Oh, I've got a play date. I'm meeting Brian today.

He's 47 and he's a retired orthodontist. Yeah, and Aquarius. How often are you going out for coffee to chill with somebody? I've never done it. No, I've only heard a podcast about it. But at the end of the podcast, I have probably one really best friend

that I meet in real life very often. He likes dirt bikes and flying like I do. But he lives like three hours from me. So we only get together like one or maybe twice a month. I'm like, I would like to have a best friend in Raleigh. Should I hit Bumble BFF? You don't make best friends lifting in your home gym. That is true, but that's part of the...

I like being alone lifting in my home gym, but I get what you're saying with the whole... I like what you're saying, Richard. Go to a physical place where it's already A foregone conclusion that you have a similarity With them, if you're into guns Go to a gun show Hey let's go shooting

Wait you like pussy? You just keep doing that Sitting next to sad people at a strip club. I think we're going to become fast friends. He's like, get the fuck away from me. Wait, you carry singles? I carry singles.

Wait, you're depressed? I do compartmentalize people, though. I have noticed that because I'm always reluctant of fucking up things that I really like. For example, the gym. Sometimes I won't mix certain friends

and different verticals because you run the risk of pissing somebody off and then you shit where you eat and now the gym's ruined. I gotta go to a different one. the gym for me is like a solo thing anyway i don't want to be having conversations i don't know i love chatting dude i've never done that for me for me like if the pandemic has done anything like for me like it's it's it's to let me know that it lets me know that like i rely on for fitness, and I rely on fitness for diet.

If those start breaking down, it just spirals out of control. I start drinking liquor like crazy. I broke my pinky. Diet went to hell. Are you serious? Yeah, yeah. It went to hell as a bit of a stretch but uh definitely my discipline shifted because i couldn't lift i'm sorry kyle i talked over you but uh um but yeah yeah you said your diet relies on fitness maybe i'm paraphrasing yeah yeah yeah and then my fitness relies on a. I maybe I'm paraphrasing. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And then my fitness relies on a

communal aspect. And the thing, you know, a lot of people will give me a hard time about CrossFit and everything. They're like, no, I'm actually like, I'm fairly strategic about it whenever I go. It's like, I'm, you know, for better or worse, you debate it all day long, but like, I don't do kipping or butterfly, uh, pull-ups and stuff like that. I'm really strict with everything, but it's the act of being in a class environment that drives me. And it can be 80 year old women in there. It doesn't matter. I'm not, I'm not trying to compete for regionals or anything. It's just the fact that somebody's in there holding me accountable. Otherwise I won't hold myself. I really like it if I'm at the gym and nobody's there. That's why I like to go at 2 a.m. It's because nobody's there and it's quiet.

Just looking around and seeing no one's around to distract me or judge me. I can fart out loud. I can do whatever I want. I like that a lot better. That community judgment thing, Richard. I used to do Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu a lot and i was like really into it i never i did it like nine hours a week or 12 something like that and um as like a regular and a guy who was you know kind of competent at it for whatever the instructor would demonstrate the moves we were learning on me oftentimes and then you miss two classes for whatever reason

and he's picked someone else. And it was like, literally one time he was like, yeah, Woody, I've moved on. Like, like you've been demoted in this class hierarchy. Cause you missed it.

Like I'm holding you accountable. I'm no longer demonstrating on you. It's like, yeah, I miss our cuddle time. So are you guys like, do you consider yourselves a more introverted or extroverted introvert? Do you consider yourselves more introverted or extroverted?

Introvert. I'm an introvert that does a good job temporarily faking extrovert. Yeah, that's what I like to do. Same. It's exhausting, but I can turn it on. I don't really know. I do like going out and being social, but I like my own time. I'd say I'm probably more extroverted than Woody woody and kyle maybe um but i still but compared to like true extroverts i need a lot of alone time and like recharging

yeah i feel good i go like two three weeks without seeing another person i'm like oh that was nice right oh yeah yeah kyle sees me and woody once a week or twice a week for a month it's like this is a nice relaxing little break i i am self-selecting sample because i mean we we do this stuff you know we put put ourselves out there and you know we're we're talking to a camera or talking to you know just a select few people but this goes out to hundreds of thousands or millions of people and it doesn't really hit you until you're in a crowd with those people. And then it becomes real. So this is like, I do YouTube because like,

I'm an introvert. I love just talking to a camera, but like, if I have to go out, like I do this, it's really big convention called SEMA. It's a, it's essentially like a CES for cars.

Right. So there, everybody knows who you are if you have just a little bit of notoriety in the car space. So you can't move anywhere without somebody wanting a picture or just talking to you or something like that. And there, you have to turn it on and it just gets emotionally exhausting. So, you know, like if I was in a place like a, like a CrossFit gym, which I, I mean, I, I don't do that, but, but, but if I did, like, I understand the holding accountable thing, but like, I think I would, I would value just having my own space to do that, like for nobody to bother me way, way, way more. So it's like, I, maybe that, maybe that's the thing that I need though. Maybe just, I need somebody over there, whether it's an 85 year old granny or not, uh, to just say like, Hey, you know,

get your shit together. Come on, come on and do this. Even the granny, she's not the one she's focused on her own stuff. So what's crazy, what I personally found is I go 60% if I'm in my home gym, I'm like, ah, you know, I'm sandbagging that workout will take way longer. Whereas if in a structured environment, those people aren't paying attention to me, they have their own problems to sort out. So I go like 80%, 85%. I never go a hundred percent because it's like, who am I trying to impress? I want to be in there as many days as i can keep them loose and everything else it's not about like setting records or anything like that it's about being healthy for me but i sympathize with uh kyle there though too because whenever i was like going more lifting you know you in la it would be like shit dude you have to

wait for a machine like 10-15 minutes you minutes. You can't superset doing that. You can't do anything like that. The workout would take three or four fucking hours. Like, it takes an hour anyway, and I'm by myself. Like, if I have to wait, it would take forever. I don't even know how you do normal sets. Man, it throws you out of your rhythm. I've been working out pretty good.

My lifts are at mostly new. You guys are jacked. Sorry to step over you, but you guys are fucking jacked my my lifts are mostly at new highs but i slack in between sets too much i like to chat with my friends while i don't think that's no no no i like i think that's good i think the longer the time between sets the better well i'm really killing it but i have a couple fat friends that are wildly successful. It's been years between sets. It's been eight years since my last set.

I think maybe 10 minutes, 10, 12 minutes is where you want to get the next set in. Oh, that's a lot. Yeah, I don't think there's anything wrong with waiting. You can make the workout last as long as you want. I'm going to try a lot more volume this next little program I'm starting on. I'm looking at a few different lifts, too. It's going to be fun. I'm looking forward to starting.

Yeah, kind of spice it up. I don't want to get too – I'm pretty disciplined about avoiding injuries, but I don't want to go deep into my actual workouts. So just as a layman coming into it, because I used to go to the gym pretty regularly, but this was years ago, and did diets and lost weight, but then kind of gained it back just eating like crap just because I have no time for anything. It's fucking delicious. It's delicious, but it's also horrible. It's also fun. It's fun and delicious, but also it's killing me.

There's that little thing of it kills you. But I mean, like, what do you do? I guess it's a really sort of surface level questions. Like, how do you stay motivated? But like, it's not that. It's like, there's something keeping me from going to the gym or or uh you know doing uh exercise regularly and i don't know what the fuck that is and i'm trying to figure out you know like how do i get from here to you know a more healthy version of me and keep that going how

yeah kyle got spite jacked but like like for me like with uh with lifting like it's all momentum so like if i've hit if i haven't missed a workout in three weeks four weeks five weeks like it's like a foregone conclusion even if i'm like tired and feel like shit it's like i'm not gonna mess up my streak like i'm not gonna miss this but like you know like this week like the christmas week last week like missed a bunch of workouts and so that first one back is like you know what's one more to miss really but you have to like know that that you know option to quit is going to you know multiply and become more options to quit down the road it really like when i started lifting like really regularly pretty hard like it was probably a month two weeks to four weeks of like forcing myself to do it like i really didn't want to do it that much but once i like started i lost just enough weight to like see

and put on a little bit of muscle mass you know those beginner gains then it's a feedback loop of like oh shit like you always have this idea of like oh i could be like a big muscular guy if i put in the time and then before you do it though it's like the back of your head like no that's something for other people that's what those gym rats do and then you start to get towards that and you're like no this is fully attainable like anyone can do this and i could be a person who achieves this not that i've done anything even remotely close to what kyle's done with his his transformation but just you know first couple weeks force yourself to do it and then hopefully if you're of the mind that like myself woody kyle are with lifting you want to keep doing it because

you feel good like it's not something you dread like at the end of the night my sleep is way shittier if i didn't get a lift in that day and i'm frustrated uh i'm really compulsive so um like the idea of missing a day is like a kind of, I don't know, it would be good. I guess it feels the same way it would if like someone doesn't flick that lock the eighth time to the right or something like that. Like I missed a day. And also like I do TRT. So like I get really fast gains and stuff like that. Like the if you're not seeing results, like why would you keep going?

If you bust your ass for two, three weeks in a row and you look exactly the same, that would be impossible to stay motivated. I feel like if I bust my ass for three weeks, it's like, oh shit. All right. So in three more weeks, double this? Or oh no, even more. So triple this. It's crazy. I don't think the TRT helped you cut body fat though. I'm a little bit stronger. I got stronger in the last year. I just did. But I must have lost 30 pounds of fat. And that to me is my bigger aesthetic improvement than muscle. Yeah.

I think I dropped something. I went from like, what was it? Like 34% body fat to like 8.5, I think, body fat. Something like that. That's a little bit of a change. Yeah. I gained and lost 60 pounds in three months. Like Mac.

More like a year, but yeah, pretty much. Yeah, it's super fun. I enjoyed it because I told somebody I always wanted a chemistry set as a kid. My parents would never get me one, so now I'm my own little chemistry set over here with all my supplements and syringes and nonsense i i take so many goddamn pills and the diet is so

ridiculous now like i i was just looking at my phone i was like do i have enough buffalo meat i have enough buffalo meat for the week buffalo meat if you're not eating tiger meat kyle are you even trying yeah i eat like 10 pounds of buffalo meat a you're not eating tiger meat kyle are you even trying yeah i eat like 10 pounds of buffalo meat a week so it's like we gotta make sure we've got plenty i don't know what your your motivation's like um outside of the you know your work and everything but i try to gamify life if i can't gamify a component um then generally i don't really follow it that well so like i started with my zone whoop and all these other different kind of digital things to help me kind of track progress

and i feel like you know like my zone was a good example i remember one month i had the flu and it was like the very last day and i had like 500 maps to get and i was like fuck it i guess we're going for a run so it's like it's one of those things where it's like the the gamification holds me accountable because i suck at self-motivation yeah yeah it makes sense i mean lifting kind of has an inherent gamification with like the weights going up like incremental overload i like that as well like i like treating it like I was an RPG character, right? If you think about it, I think those of us who play a lot of games can relate to this. We will spend so much god damn

time making sure that our guy has better skills at jumping or running or swinging an axe or something, but in our own lives, we're like, who needs to run and jump? I had Marathon Pro, but I couldn't run a mile yeah right but like i adding the dexa scans in every month was like this sort of thing where like every month

i'd get this like digital scan with all this hard data and you could see the fucking lines one line moving up and one line moving down and you could like overlay that with like the gym charts and watching like strength go up. It's the math of it all is really fun to look at. How often are you doing blood work? Every, it depends, at least every six months or so. Like something like that. Are you using any software or anything like that? Like inside tracker or anything like that?

For what purposes? The blood work? Yeah, just monitoring levels of stuff. So I get like full panels and, you know, I've got like, because I work with Derek, I've got like not only his expertise, but like several doctors and like people overseeing everything. So they take a look at everything and really fine tune my diet model and my supplement intake to make sure that everything from thyroid to liver and kidneys and all my levels are like really good. Have you modulated the dosage on any supplement to see how it impacts your recovery or performance or anything like that? Um, a little bit up and down, like, like I'm on, I'm not on a crazy dose of TRT, like normally like 150 milligrams, I think it's pretty standard and I don't go above 200, like somewhere in there. Uh, when I first

started on it, I just wanted to see how I was going to like react to it. Like I didn't want to like break out in acne. Um, I did eventually get some acne on my shoulders. That's like then the only side effect really. But, uh, otherwise it's just like, I don't know. It feels great. Do you use anything like a my zone or a whoop or anything? Um, no, I track my, uh, I track my, my lifts in the gym and everything. I track my weight. I take pictures. He bought a new paper notebook. He showed it to all of us.

He was very excited. I'm so fascinated by y'all's journey. I want to know your heart rate variability, your resting heart rate, how it's changed over time and stuff like that. Even bone density went up. My bone density, Caucasians and black people have different bone densities, and I have gotten into black people bone density levels. It's a combination, they said,

of the TRT and the lifting. His swimming is suffering. Yeah. I was going to say, though, your dancing is... You should see my credit score. I'm glad you went there. If I'd known what happens when you get jacked oh my god i can't over left and right it's it's awful and no it everything is better uh i took an rmr when i

first started resting metabolic rate and you know it measures like exact amounts of o2 and co2 like so you get like exactly how many calories you're burning um within a given time then they do a little math because you sit there and don't move an inch you basically try to fall asleep in the chair and uh just with diet we raised my rmr by 900 calories in a month that is so insane i remember as that was happening you would like give us updates in our texts our group chat and you'd be like all right monday i'm up to 3300 calories group chat, and you'd be like, all right, Monday, I'm up to 3,300 calories. And by Friday, you'd be like, we're pushing 3,900.

Oh, no. You escalated. Okay, I'm exaggerating, but you escalated very quickly. So I went up 100 calories a week based on what my body would do to sort of get my metabolism be able to like handle that and not get like super fat. But because you're going to gain a ton of fat, like as you're gaining the muscle anyway, you're eating at a surplus of around 500 calories ideally, but my body had to catch up to that. So I started with 2,500 and added a hundred calories a week until I really got to like the, how much I could stand to eat. That was, that was the limiting factor. And 3,600 calories of clean

food a day is all I could stand to eat without vomiting or just feeling queasy all fucking day. This time around, I'm going to try to get higher. I want to try to hit 4,000 calories a day. So I'm going to integrate another shake for some of my calories. And for breakfast, I'm going to try cream of wheat or cream of rice, some of the digest more quickly and, and just make sure that everything is all about digesting things quickly to try to get that food in. Cause it's not that like, I don't want to eat it. My stomach's just already full and I'm, and it's time to eat another goddamn meal and it sucks.

Yeah. Sounds fun. I'm going to break. I'm going real hardcore this time. Like, like I went, as opposed to last time where he was just fucking around Freddie if you haven't seen the photos just look up FPS Kyle transformation I've seen the photos and they look like

you look like photoshop for real it's insane Derek asked me one time did you touch this up or anything no alright we're making progress good good good asked me one time, he's like, did you touch this up or anything? No. All right. We're making progress. Good. I don't see how that's not progress. You're

there, dude. Just maintain. You're good. Yeah, you're at the top of the mountain. No, I want to get a lot bigger this year. The protocol, the idea. I was going to say you're kind of a pussy previously. Yeah. Looking small. I look small. Yeah. So like.

Looking small. I look small and weak and I know it. Waste model. I know it. I know I'm weak and small. You're going to blow away. So far. It just blows me away like a leaf in the wind.

I'm so inconsequential inside and out and I have to lift more. So the idea is I think like eight meals a day. I've got. I'm doing these idea is I think like eight meals a day. Um, I've got, I've got these like taco bowls of like Buffalo meat. Um, so that I can like eat them like every two or two hours or so, like throughout the day, continuously, I'll just have them stacked and made and just a timer goes off and I eat another one. And, uh, and like most of my meals will be like that and, you know, throw in some fish every, every other day and my cream of wheat breakfast and literally like eight or nine fucking eggs. And that's about a diet. You're going to need a

lot of Delta eight to stay hungry enough for, for that. No, actually, um, like Delta eight is, is like kind of crushed my appetite from smoking. Yeah. When you smoke a lot of weed, it does the same thing. So, um, I'm going to talk to Derek about something to increase appetite, um, uh, or, or maybe the doctor as well about something to increase appetite because that would help tremendously. I know there's a few things that do that. I don't know what they are. I'm not an expert, but like what category of drug or supplement they fall into, but I know there are things that do that. I want nothing to do with an appetite. It's a big market in people. What is the opposite of a suppressor, an appetite

impressor? An appetite augmenter? I don't know what it would be. I don't even want to handle the pills with my hands. It's some kind of a black bull or some nonsense. I don't remember what it was. MK277 or something. If it's legal and it works, I'll do it though.

I need to be on that Mexican ephedrine. Like Mac. They know something we don't for sure. Some of those size pills. Yeah, some of the size pills. I think I'm going to mess with the diet. I think, or not the diet. I obviously, obviously I'm messing with the diet and the supplementation.

I'm adding a few more things, but with the workout, I'm going to try to like continue to focus chest because that's my weakest area. And I'm going to try to make the delt silly this time. I read some stuff about some different make the delt silly this time. I read some stuff about some different kinds of delt work involving... What do you call it when you get into a position and hold?

A static lift or something like that? Like you sort of get... Basically like dumbbell side lifts where you're just holding the weight out. I don't know what you call that. Is it called plyometrics or am I messing that up with something else where you're just pushing the weight out like i don't know what you call that is it called plyometrics or am i messing that up with something else where you're just like pushing against a wall that sounds like diamond hands stuff in any case i was i was i was looking at this workout that

involved like these long periods of like holding the weight static in these uh like side with these side dumbbell stuff and uh and uh i don't know i'm gonna i'm gonna add some stuff to the the workout regimen basically and instead of an hour it'll be an hour and a half. Cause like, I've got plenty of time. It's like, like, like the workout will be over in an hour and I'd be like, I could do more. And I just make up what I did at that point. This time, I think I'm just going to make an hour and a half workout.

So, you know, just knock that out. Every workout can be two hours. If you chat with your friends between sets. Yeah. I don't do that. You know what I do between sets yeah i don't do that you know what i do between sets woody well you have to replace your notebook your paper notebook with an apple invisible humans in the bathroom with my pace around like a crazy person i literally do like like like fast walk

circles around the gym between uh sets and i knock out like another 2500 steps like just doing that that's what everyone should do at the gym like when you see a guy finish like a set of dips or tricep push downs and then he just sits down and gets on instagram or his phone it's like what do you do just at least pace back and forth a little bit no i immediately like even though i've got the attack i do the weighted dips and i've got the weight belt on i unclip throw it over my shoulder and start doing my my fucking laps around the gym like there's no there's no excuse to do like yesterday you know i'm lifting in my basement and it's my gym so i can do whatever i want i'm like

doing you know incline press and also listening to some guy like called named j perm tell me how to do a Rubik's Cube. You could never do that at the gym. Everyone would hate it. My favorite, it's my gym. I can do whatever I want. I bought a special curl bar for inside the squat rack that's extra wide. I just do curls in the squat rack all the time.

That is nice. I'm kind of jelly of that. I'm thinking about bringing some of my own stuff because I've got a really nice curl bar, nicer than the gyms. Can I say anything if I bring my curl bar? You're going to bring a curl bar? You're going to look like a real goober walking in with that. I bring plates already? Kyle, can you put the curl bar in a Pelican case

like it was a rifle? Oh, can I open it? Can I open it like a home cutout? Yeah, yeah. And then when you eventually do go in with a gun they won't stop for like like one of the most difficult things in weightlifting is when you hit those plateaus like like like derrick immediately was like and ordered these and it's these micro plates they weigh like i think a quarter of a pound each they're they're so thin these olympic size plates

and they're tiny. But I slap one of those on every week no matter what. We just keep going, just on each side. Do you fail? You're going to fail harder next week then because clink! I find a way to bring those. I make progress even

if I don't make progress. Let's say I do 12 pull-ups this week, whatever it is. Next week, I do 12 pull-ups more slowly. It doesn't look like progress, but it is. Yeah, sure. It's more work. It's time and attention. It's, you know, it's a lot of things.

Or better form can be another thing. Like if I add five pounds, maybe the form drops again. Well, we're not adding five more until the form is money. And then I'm going to go get my doctor's scan soon. It's in a day or two. I'm going to start the whole new diet and everything in a couple days. January 1st, right?

Yeah, January 1st. It seemed an easy way to keep everything... When did you start? I think it was May the 3rd. No, it was January 1st. The first day of the year. My start date is October 29th. You know why? When did you start? Oh, I think it was like May the 3rd. No, it was January 1st. It was like the first day of the year. So that'll be- My start date is October 29th.

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Well, okay. luminous delivery system that he has now and it's it's comical well okay i'm trying to find like he paid someone on like fiverr to like do a whole thing or somebody that's awesome i can't remember where he sent it i'm like scrolling through all my dms uh i want to see it i think oh where did i oh i put it in our chat that's right because you saw it let me let me look in there oh okay then that was a couple well why are you looking there what was your favorite thing at sema uh so i had a car that car that went to sema uh had my mclaren 675 lt that i that i completely rebuilt but um yeah i mean mean, there's a lot of really interesting things at SEMA. There's the Elon Musk Tesla antennas thing. I was gonna say,

I had two Teslas they would not let me bring. I had two companies. I was actually gonna leak it here on PKA in October, but things didn't pan out. I took a Plaid Model S, full illumination kill switch. So it goes completely dark. It's got infrared lights on it. So we launch it 0 to 61.9 with MVGs.

And I do ride-alongs with people. But here's the thing is I took and mounted an M134 in the fronk so we we get up to 140 miles per hour and awesome um and then with a model x we took and mounted uh two of the micro guns inside so when the doors come up it deploys them out and they're like no guns at sima sorry you're like even shot shows like nah you guys really aren, sorry. I'm like, fuck. Even SHOT Show is like, nah, you guys really aren't on brand. I'm like, what? They're like, no Teslas at SEMA.

Yeah, exactly. I was like, you guys had a Volkswagen bus with a minigun. This is a Tesla with a minigun. So one of my friends, his name is, well, his channel is Rich Rebuilds. I reached out to him. Yeah, yeah.

I've watched a lot of his videos. Awesome, awesome dude. So he got a Tesla and he put a V8, like a Chevy V8 in it, like a small block. And we were trying to get the people at the Teslas and Tunnels thing. We were like, we have this Tesla. It has to go down here. Like, I can just imagine this, like, thing with a NASCAR sounding V8 reverberating throughout the tunnel. That is, we were trying with all our hearts and like, there were a few people that were like, yeah, yeah, we should do it.

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by doing stimulants twice a day. I would imagine having the stems on the cut would be easier. Cause it makes you not hungry. Exactly. That's what I use. Oh, okay. So Kyle likes to control his own stem dose.

Whereas I take what i get i could see an argument for both well see i only want stems once a day is basically the thing because i don't want to be taxing about my system like that so i i want to use the stems around cardio not lifting and i split the cardio and lifting when i'm when i'm like cutting weight like by 12 hours his pre-workout with no stim obviously no caffeine right like yeah that's the one i would want i don't want a shit ton of caffeine. I take the caffeine. That'll stress me out.

That shit sucks. Beta alanine is the worst. It doesn't help. It makes you itchy. It makes your whole body itchy. I've never tried it. Derek also doesn't like it. He doesn't put it in it.

Tons of people hate it. Dude, the Gorilla Mind shit, you will never find one milligram of creatine and then pretend there's creatine in it. It's always maximum effective dose. That's why it block and loads nine pills.

Kyle's laying it out there. We have competitors that sell an ejaculate enhancer and it's one pill a day. That is an imaginary ineffective dose. We, we take five in the morning and fortnight. Oh, you know why?

Cause we want you to come like a fucking elephant. Yeah. One of, one of my, like we got a bunch of bottles shipped to us, uh, obviously. And I,

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Everybody gets it. It's the perfect gift. It is. It's really fun. For all the women in your life. Get a lock and load. It's a party at your house and everyone's coming. Yeah, everyone's coming. Everyone's coming in a big one. I had a question for Freddie.

You buy cars typically the cars are like uh budget priced and then you fix them up and make them extremely good yeah does your youtube channel sell the cars like do you have a line of people wanting that car by the time you're done yes but i never really i i'm horrible at selling anything. So I don't sell it. I just have, I'm like a car hoarder. But yeah, I just keep them because it's all stuff that I could never afford usually. So when I'm done with it, number one, I don't know if it makes it any more appealing to anybody to know that I worked on it, but I wouldn't imagine so. And I also wouldn't want to sell it to anybody. So I do have a shit ton of emails from people that want to buy my cars at a certain price. I actually made a video saying I'm selling all my cars and this is what I want for them just to see what the market's like. Cause the market right now for cars is insane. It's crazy. So, uh, I had 2000 emails and, you know, with people wanting every single car that

I had and it was just, uh, it was, it was a lot. Um, the thing that really gets to me is that anytime you sell anything, when you're more or less like public figure is that you're scared of them then going and making a video saying i bought this from uh tavarish or to freddy or whatever and um he screwed me or this wasn't as he said and this is how bad the car is and like that's that's in my mind and that's just a huge liability and i'm like i don't need that for whatever you know even if i make a profit it's not going to be as much as they crash it and they yeah yeah exactly if they if they crash it and something's not up to par or they think that's like it's it could be completely their fault and you know i try to be up front with everybody you

know i i sold one of my cars recently. It's like an old Mercedes that I drove every day for like four years. That was my daily driver. And I sold it. I said every single thing that was wrong with it. Like I tried to fix everything that I could wrong with it. But even at the end of the day, I was still on pins and needles. I was like, I hope he gets home. All right. You know, Hey, are you okay? You know, everything go with the car, you know, that sort of thing. So I'm just, I'm super paranoid about all of that. That's why I don't sell them. I just store them here.

I look at them and drive them. There's a motorcycle guy named Jake the Garden Snake. I enjoy his videos a lot. And he had a line. He's like, a farmer can't get attached to his cow. So his content is he'll buy a bike, then he'll customize it. And then sometimes he sells it afterwards. So the whole time he'll buy a bike, then he'll customize it. And then sometimes he sells it afterwards. So the whole time he's customizing it, I'm like a shopper.

Like, do I want this one? I could. Yeah, I could. He would sell it to me. And, you know, like, like. Oh, yeah. Yeah. And his craftsmanship is really I don't want to go on and on.

This is probably not interesting, but he's a trained motorcycle mechanic. Yeah. If I work on your bike there's probably a zip tie on it like it's it's it's not that great when he works on a bike everything he does is done just so well everything is lined up you know like everything's painted and it i i can't explain the detail he goes into to make sure that everything is better than factory. Yeah. After he touches it.

When I fix something, usually the part I did is not as good as factory. Right. And so anyway, to buy the things that he worked on, you'd probably be happy. So, I mean, the thing with those really insane builds is that people don't care about the details. Like, they really don't. What people care about in any video is that there's a story that they can follow. So you want to have a beginning, middle, and end. So I start out my projects with, like, here's this car.

It looks really crappy. it looks really crappy and then i try to you know spoon feed people along because a lot of people that watch my stuff they're not really into cars or this is their first kind of foray into you know how cars work so i try to give them like information that they would want like uh essentially like i'm talking to a fifth grader uh about you know how this works and why this is important and why i think this is cool and then at the end know, there's like a car that looks pretty cool, I think. But I think that's the way with anything that can get really, really, really technical. Like I'm sure with guns, you know,

one of my friends, I don't want to name drop, but I guess I have to, Matt Carriker, he has a really big gun channel, Demolition Ranch. And his storylines and his storytelling are so good because his videos are short, but he makes them super funny. He has these skits and he talks about the guns in like a technical sense. Right. But he also does like interesting, like myth buster stuff with them. So, you know, it's the same thing that you did, Kyle. Dude, I've watched you for years. So that kind of stuff is exactly why people want to watch

because you don't have to be 100% into what you're watching. You just know that this is a story and it's interesting and I want to see it to the end. Yeah, you want to appeal to as broad of an audience as possible. I'll stay true to the people who are there for the nitty gritty. It's a fun line to walk sometimes, but you don't want to open a manual, but at the same time, you don't want to sit there and talk about MOA. Unless you're specifically selling something about its MOA or something like that.

I'm sure there's people that would be interested in that. You always want the audience you don't have. No. I want kids to watch me blow shit up and old men to think it's cool and then buy it no you want all the viewers of the makeup girl channels to be your core audience because then your cpms will explode all the posts you know is this freddy i was going to ask you this earlier you were born in russia yeah you speak russian were you ever even close to being fooled that kyle was a real russian or were you like clearly got a guy memeing um so that's that's actually

that's actually interesting uh when i first saw it i had an inkling that i'm like something's up my sense is tingling i'm like i don't know um but uh your your accent is very good um there there's a few like embellishments uh that were like a little over the top that that was like i think it's just but i think that's it was like that from you know you obviously thought things through yeah i was trying to get comical but at the same time like a lot of like those embellishments were were like that's how that Ukrainian fuck sounded. Oh, yeah, for sure. No, no, you did a great job. There was never

something where it was very obvious that this was a dude named Kyle. This was like, maybe, you know, I don't know, because there are some people that sound like that. His big stuff, I agree. If you saw all of it like me, there was a bit of a journey the very

first fps russia was almost a barat character yeah i remember uh a mysterious man dressed all in brown left a box outside his door so he hid inside not sure you know what this deal was with all this he's describing a ups man yeah and uh and you know that was the original fps crusher he wasn't a zombie hunting gangster yeah no no he was an fish out of water in america yeah i remember that you do like uh commentaries on like you know whatever crossfire on cod for and you'd be like and i don't understand why the hell they be so rude you know the delivery driver or whatever the fuck he had a black girlfriend named lamisha who was like unfaithful to him there was all sorts of contents going on he didn't understand it yeah you didn't get it you know what i you know what i think uh uh sort of gave it away it wasn't the actual accent it was

um whenever you have somebody that comes from a different country there are certain mannerisms and styles of speech that they don't understand doesn't apply to to this culture oh yeah yeah so like let's say um like in any other culture like let's say even in in uh in russia they would go like you look sick like are you sick like you wouldn't say that now like if you say you look sick that's like that's an insult right yeah but over there it's like you look sick. Are you sick? You wouldn't say that now. If you say you look sick, that's an insult. But over there, it's like, you look sick. Is there something wrong with you? That's a perfectly fine line of questioning. But over here, there's like, what do you mean something's wrong with me? You want to start a fight? Yeah. I had no basis for any of that stuff. I had those two guys I work with, the two managers, and one of them was Dimitri and one

was Sergei. One wasmitry and one was Sergey. One was from Ukraine and one was from Russia. They were from slightly different generations. The Russian had fought in Afghanistan and the Ukrainian had a rich family, so they had paid their way to get a doctor to write a note to get him out of going to Afghanistan. That was a big divide between them.

Oh, yeah. I imagine so. The guy's got to be jealous. It was a class warfare. And the funny thing was, the guy who had to go fight, he's the big boss. And the guy who was the rich kid, he's a salesman with

me. And so it was interesting to see that dynamic because Sergei had to just listen to whatever Dimitri said about the war. He would talk about catching Afghanis praying and wait until like they were they were like at a certain part of their prayer to fire his sniper shots um he would talk about all sorts that's dark war veterans who was shook up and didn't like to talk

about it he was he was more like when i tell people about going deer hunting dude like like obviously you only know your personal experience but in my personal experience like i have a number of friends who all joined the military a couple were in very intense situations like they were not like they were grunts like one of them was uh the guy who has c4 and carries a shotgun and he's the guy that places it on the door and blows it and then he goes in first they call them a front man i guess in his little unit and like all the guys who were like not quite as close to the intensity of it they want to talk about it all day oh i did this and i did that that guy a very close friend of mine has been since i was a very young kid went to

kindergarten together he never wants to talk about it he will talk about it like sparingly if he's wasted and someone asks him. But other than that, if anyone's like, what was it like? What was it like shooting someone in Afghanistan? He's like, what the fuck, man?

Like, why would you even say that? I don't want to talk about that. How do you answer that question? Like, that's like, I guess I, I hyperbolically picked up an offensive question.

No one would ever ask. No, no, no, question no one would ever ask. No, no, no. People absolutely do ask. What is the question they do ask? I've seen it. Okay, well, then that's uncouth. Then I'm sure he's – I've never seen him be answered or asked that directly, but I'm sure he has. I've watched someone ask Dakota Meyer that to his face.

It's the – Always ask. What do you feel when you kill someone? Recoil. Oh, my God. No, the real answer is, answer is like dude really depressed and sad and like you think about that person's family and their life and you think about it they were doing what they thought was right and like and like you get the real answer from someone who's been

through it and it's like oh this isn't at all like those fucking guests on the show rogan experience stories like this is i don't mean to transition to did you want to go instead i i've been the opposite okay you go you guys who who are like you know they'll tell you all about everything that happened and like you know it's not that they're like talking about like a football game they won in high school or anything but they're happy about it you know yeah everyone's different yeah i've saved a guy say when i was a lifeguard i saved a bunch of people and one in particular was the older asian dude and after i plucked it was i'll tell the story long because it's probably been like four years since i've been five years

and kyle don't smile i'm not smiling because in my head, I was imagining, what if he saved a kamikaze from Pearl Harbor? I'm not being mean. Go ahead, please. If he was a successful kamikaze, he couldn't be... Here's how it went down. It was at the end of the day. We're on the lifeguard stand, and we see this guy head into the water.

He's wearing glasses and a shirt. He's Asian, but he's built like George Costanza. Anytime, you're watching everybody all day long, just like sort of getting a grip on who needs attention, who doesn't. And, you know, our term for guys like this is like, he's a customer. This guy might be a customer. He might need to be saved.

And, you know, whatever, he's flopping around. Everything's cool. At the end of the day, you pull the rowboat and the lifeguard stand up to the top of the beach so that the tide doesn't sweep it away as we're doing that we don't watch the crowd as carefully as we would all day long and at the very end of the day there's this can you sort of rave that wave this big red thing in the air and whistle goodbye so that the crowd knows they're unprotected now and that matters because people drown all the time uh every year but literally no one has ever drowned in like 130 years during the times the lifeguards are on duty so um um anyway we see

this guy and and he barely has one arm out of the water he's just waving it like and and it's like oh fuck like that that was the guy i i know this guy and he's fucking he's going under and uh at this point in my life i'm working out like four hours a day i'm swimming in college like i'm i'm the guy that he needs so i'm very excited about this i loved rescuing people and uh and i go out to by the time i get to him he's underwater i dive down i pull him up i had this speech i would give to people about like how to hold the it's called a can and it's just maybe you've seen the baywatch guys spit it on their hand or whatever um i would give it to him i had him hold it like a kickboard this guy his english isn't very good,

and he is in no condition to understand speech. He grabbed the can while laying on his back and looking in the sky and just stayed like that the whole time. And I'm towing him in, and he's bobbing it out, facing the water. Did that make it much more difficult for you that he was doing it that way or not really? I was good at this. You got to suck for him though, right? Yeah, it wasn't ideal for him.

But he's getting back to the beach. So I get him to the beach and we kind of part ways and it's cool. All right. The next day we're working the same beach you know it's whatever same partner same meat he comes by and he brings his wife and his two kids and they all thank me for saving the dad and they bow oh i was gonna ask if it was a bad how far all right because it. I don't recall.

I don't think I've ever been bowed to any other time in my whole life. Did you bow back? No. I was sheepishly smiled and said it was nothing or my pleasure. I didn't know how to handle it socially. My pleasure. Like you work at Chick-fil-A

and didn't just save his life. You really could have used $500 right about then. Could have given him a promo code for Lock and Load. So that was like 30 years ago. And it's one of the most impactful things I've done with my life. That's awesome. That's an awesome story. I just don't remember that story. I asked about the bow because there's this whole,

there's this Larry David episode where the Japanese man fucks up his order and it spills everywhere. And as an apology, the guy bows to him. But it's just like a little bow. Like if this is his spine, like gives him one of those. And he talks to another Japanese person. He observes two Japanese people having an interaction. And one bumps the other. Ice cream cone hits the ground.

Very, very good. Way down. Way down. Almost flat. Like, he was almost flat. Very apologetic. And he's like, hey, I noticed you knocked his ice cream. And you apologized.

And you bowed. He's like, yeah, that's our culture. Blah, blah, blah. He's like, does it matter how far? Oh, yes. Like, that was a respectful bow. I was like, you'd never give a little bow? Oh, no. bowed yeah that's our culture blah blah blah he's like does it matter how far oh yes like like that was a respectful bow as i was like you'd never give like a little bit oh no that is a shit bow that is a shit bow that is a disrespectful bow that is that is a spike bow

goes back to the japanese person like you gave me a shit bow i heard you gave me a shit bow. I heard you gave me a shit bow. That doesn't count. I want a real bow. That's funny. We should have bowing in our culture. We were talking about the negative impact that they had on the sniper. The inverse is true. That was kind of the bow on the end of my story. It had a hugely

positive impact on me yeah yeah that's awesome no that must feel really good to know that like maybe he went out and did some good in the world or even if he was just dead like i'm sorry kyle you probably had a joke i apologize what were the okay so you're lifeguarding was there ever a time that like you got distracted by something when you're sitting up there and like minutes go by and you're like oh fuck like i have not been watching at all thank god nobody drowned or were you pretty astute um i can recall something similar to like so when you're a lifeguard you're pretty much watching the edges right this is where the

people are drowning uh if a eight-year-old somehow runs into trouble and then you're right next to them an adult in waist deep water that's never a problem right you just hold the kid's hand or something by edges you mean like the far out, further out part? Yeah, the periphery of the crowd is where all the drowning happens at the farthest points and the deepest points. And apparently, allegedly, some kid got into trouble like 18 feet from us, like right in front of the stand. And I don't know, a foot of water or something. Is this a toddler that fell over? I can't tell the story very well.

I didn't see it, Taylor. All I know is some parent yelled at me. We're not watching their kid well enough in a foot of water. What did you say? And I hope it was watch your own fucking kid. And you swim, dick. I wasn't the senior guard, and he had to do all the social shit.

For whatever reason, whoever's been a lifeguard longer has a huge impact on the seniority of the chair. So I didn't have to deal with any of it. How many times did you actually have to go with any of it but how many times uh did you actually have to go out like or what was like the was it every week you had to was it every couple days was it a rare occurrence you actually had to like jump down and get into the water yeah so it'd be like 30 times a year i did it maybe 35 times a year i did it for four years okay that's more than i thought definitely saved some real bad people.

In the hundreds of people, potentially. I like the low hundreds. You definitely saved the pilots of Epstein Island or something. Statistically, you did save a pedophile. I thought that's where Kyle was going with the guy that he saved.

So how do you weigh the good that Woody has done? The evil that Woody has clearly done. Woody is a house saver, as he's known on the beaches of New Jersey. Woody's swimming out there to save someone. He saves Dick Cheney. Uh-oh. I'm sure in the future he'll be a wholesome politician no war crimes none go off and have a very fruitful life sir

so i have a question so you guys i mean anybody in the public eye um i have an issue with charity um so it's not that i like you they fucking suck they suck i take issue with charities in general i don't want to give nothing nothing to no one um no i i mean like i i like um giving to charities and charitable causes and stuff like that but the problem is anytime anytime i mention it you get a lot of pushback from people that say, oh, you're just doing it for clout or taxes or something or just like whatever. And then they call your, you know, your motives into account. But I'm just wondering, like, is I consider that like I'll take that versus, you know, me not talking about this and then getting the word out there. But like, I just don't know if there if is there a way where everyone wins

or like, I don't know. There's always going to be vindictive, horrible people who won't let your good deed go unpunished. But sorry, go ahead, Richard. Yeah, no worries. It's weird because I've danced this line for a really long time. And it's weird because I always, you know, like I say, I'm a reluctant narcissist. And I feel like you, to a degree, need to be on social media to be successful. And, you know, I feel like one of the things that people are struggling for, particularly in the U.S., is a sense of purpose in a lot of ways. There's a lot of people vying for being part of something. And, you know, I feel like, you know, with us who are doing seemingly well, you have to find ways to, I don't know, you need wins, right, for other people. And yeah, you can take those tax write-offs um and you can you can pay someone

else to do certain things but i think ultimately at the end of the day if you're not finding ways to give back to and and i don't mean just people like it could be dogs like i've i've rescued dogs and shit like that like this this one dog that i have now and it feels kind of gross even talking about it right because Because the motives in those moments weren't for me to get some type of social recognition for it. It was, hey, we're at a shoot at the Angeles Forest Shooting Ranges. I have a Samsung deal today. Fuck it. I'm going, this dog is emaciated. It's got thousands of ticks on it. I'm going to rescue this thing. I'm going, this dog is emaciated. It's got thousands of ticks on it. I'm going to rescue this thing.

I'm taking my camera guy, giving him my credit card and saying, hey, take this to the vet. And whatever needs to be done, like scan it, you know, see if it has an ARFID, see if it has an owner and everything else. It's like, I feel like there's these points in your life where you'll know where you're like kind of being tested to a degree. And you know, some people are religious, some people spiritual, whatever it is, like, I feel like not everything is convenient in life. And if you always go for that convenient thing, be it like a tax write off, you're doing it for the wrong reasons. Like, I think that you'll have plenty of opportunities in your life be it financially i feel like more more times than not it's time than anything to to make a difference and you can balance that right like you know the the more the more you you gain social recognition and stuff

like that the more it kind of feels gross but i think that you have an obligation to find a way to give back otherwise what's the fucking point like yeah yeah i agree so yeah i'm sorry go ahead how long have you been on youtube oh uh about five years something like that okay yeah and sorry getting off that tangent but um uh you talking about uh saving that one guy just reminded me of uh you know people saying well you know if you give to charity like you can't save everybody he's like yeah but you can save that one guy and i bet it meant a hell of a lot to him and his family well i i'll give you another example um so whenever i I moved to Los Angeles, I was, I was homeless for a little while and I ended up renting a porch downtown Los Angeles. It was converted like into like a bedroom. It was, it was

a, it was no joke, a five foot by like 10 foot porch. And it was $300 a month. It was $400. And I was, I was bartending and everything. Like, I was like, I was struggling to make rent at the time. Right. I hadn't started working construction yet and everything. And, um, I went to this, this McDonald's and I was in the drive-thru and this guy, uh, and again, like even talking about this right now feels gross because I'm talking about it. So it feels like I'm, I'm gaining some type of, um, notoriety for it, which takes away from that moment. But I feel like it's been 15 years. So it kind of, you know, it's played out. Um, but this guy comes through and he's like, Hey, um, you got any, you got any work or anything

like that? You got any spare change or whatever? I'm willing to work, blah, blah, blah, blah. And I'm like, another panhandler saying that he's willing to work for food. All right. I tell you what, Saturday, I got some painting that I need done. Can you help with that? He's like, yeah, man, I'll work till my bones hurt, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. I was like, okay, cool. This is a Tuesday. And I go about my week and everything. And again, like I'm, I'm working a few jobs. I'm landscaping and bartending and everything at the time. And Saturday rolls around and I completely spaced out. And I was like, oh shit. So I, I run down to the, the, the McDonald's and I come through the drive-thru and the guy is sitting out on this table and, and I pull up and he's like, I'm ready for work. And I'm like, holy shit, this dude, like he,

he's legit. Like he came back. He wasn't just looking for a handout. He was willing to work. And so, um, I was like, okay, well, well, how much work you got in yet? He's like, dude, like I will work until I can't anymore. He's like, I already had a biscuit. I'm good. And I was like, okay, so how much you want? You want like five, 10, 15 bucks an hour or like what? And he was like, I'll work at least eight, eight, nine hours. I was like, all right, cool. Here's 200 bucks. And he's like, all right. And he goes to get in the truck. I was like, dude, I don't have any, any work, any, he's like, yeah, but I'm ready to paint. I was like, you don't understand, man. Like, I just, I don't have any work. I was giving you the money. I just wanted

to see if you were willing to work for it. And he's like, dude, I really needed this. Like, I really, really appreciate this. And like, I'm getting emotional now even thinking about it. But it was just one of those moments where it was like, like, you know, I had, you know, you know, a couple of jobs, I'd saved up a little bit of money, you know, like I didn't have reliable transportation or anything. But you know you you i feel like we're all in this together so at some point if you you know you're you're saving money or you're you know on this fucking this hill you're not willing to help out you know your your fellow man or whatever i sound like i'm i'm giving a fucking sales pitch it's true it's like at the end of the day if you're if you're if you're feeling lost or you're searching for something fucking go spend some time helping

other people. Like it doesn't have to be a religious thing. It doesn't have to be a spiritual thing. Just be a good neighbor. You know, you know, it's one thing I always, I do this every single time now because it's, uh, it's more of a selfish thrill, um, than it is like an altruistic thing, even though it's that though that sounds a little bit weird so anytime I go to Starbucks or anything where you know like a fast food thing where they allow it I always pay for the person behind me

and it's so simple for you to do it's like it's five dollars and it absolutely makes the person's day behind you can I tell an asshole story? Before you move off of that. So I've done that before and I shit you not.

I shit you not. I was in the drive-thru not like two or three weeks ago and I forgot my wallet. And it was like a five-car line, and I got to the fucking window, and I'm like, I am so sorry to waste your time. I forgot my wallet. And they're like, the guy in front of you paid for your fucking drink. And I'm like, shut up. This is the coolest thing ever. That's karma, man.

Yeah, that's awesome. You're getting the universe's big stories one i'm an asshole one i'm not the asshole one and this one i didn't do but i was i got my um booster shot for uh i thought covid and you got 6g yeah and the flirt and the flu i got them in the same day anyway because i'm an idiot i went to the wrong cvs to get my covid shot they're like like i went to my local one i don't know they're like you need to go to the one on new burn avenue all right cool no problem i go to the one on new burn avenue surprise to me there's two on new burn avenue so it was already like i skipped lunch to make this thing because of the way scheduling worked and it's like go from store to store to store i'm famished i've had breakfast but it's like 4 p.m now and you know i didn't have much for breakfast so i want to buy just like uh some cashews or something because i'm me and i

just need a snack the people checking out in front of me are completely incompetent they're running their car they're not figuring it out they don't know what the fuck they're doing and in my head i'm like what are the social implications of just fucking shouldering them out of the way and paying for these goddamn diapers i'll just throw my cash shoes in it that's some expensive yeah uh the new price of your diapers is one slap i am so goddamn hungry right now i will pay for your diapers if you get the fuck out of the self-checkout there's nobody working the cash registers or anything the only thing available was the self-checkout and uh instead because i honestly thought it was like bigger asshole move to buy their shit than to not.

I put the cashews back on the shelf. Then there's the other area when I'm not an asshole. I'd have stolen the cashews. Dude, I seriously considered that. I was in Utah on this paragliding trip. I'm checking out my

stuff and I can't find my wallet. I'm searching. It's in my stuff and I can't find my wallet. I'm searching. It's in my backpack, I think. And I'll just get it like four or five minutes goes by and I can't find my wallet. I don't know where it is. And my food is like, I don't know, 20 bucks or whatever. And eventually the guy behind me just hooks me up. He's like, you know what?

This guy, I got it. I'll pay for it. And I'm like, no, no, no. I'm sure it's in here. I just can't find it. He's like you know what this guy like i got it i'll pay for it and i'm like no no no i'm sure it's in here i just can't find it he's like it's not a problem and he buys my food for me anyway i continue to search for my wallet and i find it and then i pay for our meals like i reverse uno this guy i pay for my meal and his and he's like no you don't have like you shouldn't you shouldn't i'm like you've already proven you would do it for me. You do it for me.

Exactly what I said. I was like, you have already demonstrated that you would do this for me. I have found my cash and he was young. So I, I, my, the vibe I got was that the money meant more to him because he's young. So I reverse uno'd him and paid for our food. That's the one in which

I'm not an asshole. Nice. To answer, if I were to... Let me remind you of this food. I'm at a fast food place or anything. My dad and I buy people groceries a lot. There's always some lady at the fucking grocery store who can't afford her shit.

She starts putting potato chips back, and I can't fucking... I get as sad as I get when I watch those chihuahuas get their first wheelchair. Those two things will make you... I don't know why those videos make you sad. I love seeing those little pups and how excited they are when they have their wheelchairs.

They need to race those things. You show me a Chihuahua getting its first wheelchair or a white woman who can't afford a bag of carrots. You know what would be funny? Is it a dog with no legs and it's like a 4x4? Just a remote-controlled dog. No, it's just dog it's terrified now it sits still and hopes there aren't any declines nearby put him on fucking cat guns

RC track and jump in look at the joy when little Chester felt when he got all his wheel he still can't move. I hate that. And not only does it, like you said, it's annoying if somebody's just in your way. I'm always in a hurry, even though I don't have anywhere to go. But still, I want to get to my next

thing, whatever that might be. I've been there before where I'm just like, Jesus Christ. I'll pay for it can we just move things along i can't remember where i heard it i think it's i don't remember it was a comedian or a tweet i read or whatever but it was something like the lady uh the lady couldn't get her card to work or couldn't afford her groceries or something like that and he's like so i stepped forward i was like i'll get it don't worry and she was like i have a boyfriend he's like which

i'm not trying to date you i'm trying to get your broke ass out of the way so I can watch the game. Litch, you think you're in my league? Date me for three does? I wanted to take a shot at Freddie's question. I've done a couple public fundraisers on the internet, and then I've done some that weren't even fundraisers. I ran for king of the web. It was seven grand.

I just took all the money and gave it to charity. Every single time, it was turned on me. It became a negative thing for me personally, I felt. Over the years, I've become much more fiercely protective of my own mental health with regards

to social media and YouTube. And to recognize. Yeah. I don't do public charity social media and YouTube. And to recognize. Yeah. So I don't do public charity stuff anymore on YouTube because I don't. Well, find a fault in the way you give money away. Yeah. When you get to a critical mass of people following you for any reason, there will be some who hate you for everything you do.

You could like cure cancer and they'd be like, he did that selfishly. Somehow. You're most altruistic. And what's his name? I will say your time is arguably more valuable than money in a lot of ways. Those opportunities will find themselves. Like it may not be paying for the groceries it may be helping modem um you know there's little things that will present themselves

i i'll even take a you know a selfish uh jab at myself and like you know we with the coffee company we struggled um you know just because there's so many organizations that do exploit certain narratives, to profit off of them. So we like separated our charitable organization from the profitable one. So it's like, we work with people and organizations directly, so that we know that they're making a significant impact in those communities so they may not they may not make social media and everything but fortunately we do get to see the the impact of um the communities and stuff like that that's super important um you

know because again at the end of the day i feel, you know, it's funny. I've been thinking about this a lot in the last like five, 10 years. I used to refer to myself as a pessimist that was trying to be optimistic. and I don't know what happened in life, but I would consider myself an optimistic that's skeptical of certain things. And it's like internally, it's a great thing. It feels good. Yeah, it seems like a healthier mindset to be in. Completely. And it's like, you know what?

We may be on this rock hurling through space and it may end at some point, 500 million years from now or you know 10 years from now but the fact that i can make a difference in some positive way like in the short term fucking i'm gonna do it i have a question oh taylor do you want to go no no go ahead so i wrote down what is a reluctant narcissist by way, no way narcissist is spelled correctly. Wait, wait, how did you spell it? N-A-R-C-I-S-I-S-T.

Not enough S's, but close. You were on the right track. You were on the path. So what's a reluctant narcissist? are on the path so reluctant narcissist so i i feel like i feel like social media rewards a certain type of narcissist um you you have to have a certain level of understanding and enthusiasm for yourself to be successful and and and marketing to the people who like that same thing. And I, in the past, be it consistency and schedule and uploading on YouTube or social media, I refuse to play in that and do it because I feel like I'm feeding this level of narcissism in myself because I'm the primary character in that thing.

And maybe it's because there's a fear of me being a narcissist um or what so i say i'm a reluctant narcissist and that like i like i'm constantly stepping in and stepping out to do that and you have to amp yourself up for your job like you're forced to do that but you don't like the way it makes you feel you You feel like it's almost... Yeah, because much like the charity thing, I feel like when there's the focus... What the fuck? How's that? It's kind of like the charity thing. Whatever it is

that I'm doing, it feels gross if the motivation is just self-gratification. There's music. Someone's got music. We've got to turn that off. It's not you, right? YouTube will hurt us for that. Someone's got music We gotta turn that off for YouTube YouTube will hurt us for that Someone's playing music I absolutely do not have any music

Well I don't know how to play music I actually I don't know how to put audio on the show I know it's not me I don't have that ability I don't think I do not have YouTube open I have YouTube open to Freddy's channel on videos, so I know it's not playing through that.

Definitely not. Well, hopefully it's done. If I play music, it doesn't come through on the show. Yeah, if I watch a video, it just comes through my headphones. Zach thinks it's coming through someone's speakers, but... Regardless.

Kyle, you're not owning up to it, are you? I don't know how it could we would know if that ed sheeran song came on that it was if you heard music and it wasn't ed sheeran it definitely wasn't kyle's all about ed sheeran he wants to fuck him that's true yeah he wants to be he wants to be fucked his plan is to be friends with taylor true. He wants to be fucked by him. His plan is to be friends with Taylor Swift so that Ed Sheeran fucks him. Is that the Lord of the Rings connection?

He was in the Hobbit soundtrack? Oh, no, but he was also in Game of Thrones. Oh, that's what I'm thinking. Was he in Lord of the Rings, Ed Sheeran? No, he's too young for that. The second Hobbit movie, he was the soundtrack, yeah. I will never watch those Hobbit movies again.

In my head, they have been deleted from the canon of Lord of the Rings. I don't want them associated with the original films whatsoever. Terrific. They have some good qualities. What? So the second movie, I really didn't like the first one. The first one was like, it felt like it was 10 people telling a different story. And it's just going all over the place. The tone was all whacked out.

The pacing was bad. And every time you're about to learn something new, the dwarves are like, oh, and it's like, fuck. They seemed like the worst characters ever um they were unlikable there were no redeeming qualities um but i really like the second one um man was legolas doing in there i love no legolas was that that was stupid that they they really shoehorned that guy in there um but i think I love the dragon parts, man. I thought that was awesome. I mean, the dragon parts where it was whatever the famous actor is who does the dragon's voice.

And then Benedict Cumberbatch. Yeah. Yeah. Bilbo, the actor who plays Bilbo. I like him. Yeah. And so, like, I thought those scenes were good, but it was literally just him kind of bantering. So I thought those scenes were good, but it was literally just him kind of bantering. And ironically, that was one of the closest to form as far as what Tolkien wrote in The Hobbit.

Everything else was out there willy-nilly. Legolas is there with his non-existent-in-the-canon girlfriend or some shit. And then you get the conversation between Bilbo and Smaug, and that was good. What was it called? Benedict Cumberbatch? Yeah. Yeah. He had a very, very good,

like authoritative sounding voice for Smaug. I like that. I thought it was very well done. What I didn't like in the third movie is that they just tied that up in a bow in the first five minutes. Like they left that on a cliffhanger and Bilbo was like, what have we done in the first five minutes? I was like, oh,

they just killed the dragon. Okay, good. Well, they were fucked because they took a story that is tremendously less dense than Lord of the Rings and they tried to make it into an epic of similar size on film. And so it's like there's just not enough to talk about.

The Hobbit is shorter than all three of the Lord of the Rings books individually. It's not that dense. So I just didn't like it. I'm dreading what they're going to do with Amazon and Lord of the Rings. I think they're going to fuck it up so bad. You want to bet? Yeah, because no matter what, a subjective bet, let's do a million dollars.

That's good, man. Oh, shit. If I don't like it, I win. Yeah. You see the Patriot on Amazon? They killed that. I haven't even heard of that. It's so good.

Patriot, it's about a narc or a non-official cover. A guy in the agency comedy show i've heard of this it's dark comedy but it's great okay i'll look at it i like barry barry that like like uh i wish barry was i guess maybe they're they're out because of the pandemic have you seen that no yeah barry's visit on amazon uh maybe it's showtime or something like that barry has um who's the actor from saturday night live will um what's his chubby chase

it's uh it's his name his name is bill hater chris catan Chris Farley. Bill Hader. Yeah, it's Bill Hader. Bill Hader's a hit man. And somehow or another, he ends up in acting classes. I think maybe he was stalking the next person he was going to kill, and they were in there. But it turns out he's talented. And he's just like, I think think i'm gonna try to pursue this acting

thing and you're like but you're a hit man i can do both so he's trying to be an actor and a hit man at the same time and it's a lot of like like not he's very unassuming and then you watch him handle a firearm and it's like oh no they're dealing with james bond that's right like there's like there's a really emotional scene I won't spoil too much but like he's there with a friend of his who didn't know he was a hitman and now the friend has seen some hitman shit and he can't take it

it's called Barry and it's funny like it speaks to like some of that introverted conversation we were having earlier where like someone who is really nervous about one thing you know isn't nervous about all about the other like in barry like he'll they'll be like you have to kill three people and he's like okay whatever like i'll go do that and then he's in his like improv class his acting

class like you have to do a monologue and he's like stressed as shit for like a week straight he's killed four people within that week but it's like he'll murder someone and be like it's exactly like are you okay like are you stressed out barry what, but it's like he'll murder someone and be like, are you okay? Are you stressed out, Barry? What's wrong? He's like, I've got this presentation. Most guys that I know that work for the agency in some capacity love that

series. They love it. It's like the reverse of the plot of Team America World Police, where you have an actor that's trying to be a secret agent. They're like, yeah, you could do both. It's fine. Yeah, it's similar to that.

That's a great movie. I watched it too many times when it first came out, Team America World Police, and I did that thing where you overdo it, and now I can't go back and watch it. Do you know why they did the whole thing with Matt Damon? Matt Damon. I think that they tried to get an actual puppet

face that looked like Matt Damon and there was a mistake in the production of it and he looked retarded. And so they just had Matt Damon be retarded in the film. They asked Matt Damon, have you seen World Police? He's like, yeah, I've seen it. What do you think about the part with you?

I thought the whole thing was great. I don't know why I talk like that. But I went with it and they told him. And he's like, oh, that's hilarious. We've never had a problem with each other. I think Matt and Trey are geniuses. I didn't know why they made me like that. But it's good to know it wasn't anything matt and trey are some of the

consistently funniest guys like writing and fully running a show on their own did you like basketball i did like basketball it was good yeah what about orgasmo i don't like orgasm orgasm wasn't that good it's like they were getting their feet under them yeah the concept was funny the execution wasn't great um like uh dialogue though was there in basketball really good like the way how vicious it is between like um matt and trey and squeak or whatever his name is like like that's just and you can like you can hear trey or matt i think it's trey like randomly throughout the movie be like, guys, what the fuck's going on? He'll say it the way Cartman is before they tinny up his pitch.

Yeah. I think what happened with, I mean, have you guys seen any of the new South Park stuff? I like them. I don't have Paramount+, so I haven't seen any of the new stuff. It's all right, man. I don't know if it doesn't hit the haven't seen any of the new stuff. It's it's all right, man. Like, I don't I don't know if it's it just it doesn't hit the same. It's sort of like always sunny.

Like I watched the new the new season and there are a few times when it was it was pretty funny. Like they were trying to get back to, you know, old form. But they've they've done this for a while. Yeah. And it really does show. And I like that they're going into different directions like the the last episode where uh you know it got a little emotional i think that was that was fine the last episode of sunny did i haven't seen yeah oh i haven't i i watched the first couple episodes in the most recent season and like literally the first two like i was sitting watching with my wife

and we're both like it's probably my favorite show all time i love sunny i've seen yeah all of it a bunch of times and like i was watching it and it was like this doesn't even feel like the same show the characters are so different their pacing and their lines is different their opinions are different like they're it was just like give it a few more episodes the first the first two were a little weird yeah and it's not like it's a you know calamitous fall in this in just this season it's been a pretty steady march downward for the past four seasons or so which is expected you know you're you're gonna run out of material that's the way it goes but like i was re-watching just this week it's it's the show i'm i'm just like running in the background right now like re-watching like season four five where like they're you know having to

smuggle heroin up their asses to get charlie or uh mac's dad out of jail and yeah and it's like this this is what i love about the show like this is the the prime kind of the the peak so they have some of that um in in this season and actually i like this season a little bit more than the last one um because yeah i i didn't think i would like the first two episodes i think season a little bit more than the last one. Because, yeah, I didn't think I would. Like, the first two episodes, I think, were a little dry, for sure. But then it got a little bit better with their, like, just absurd situations, which I think they do very, very well. And their acting has gone really well.

Like, their, not this season, but the last season, where, what is it? The one where Mac comes out to his dad? Yeah, yeah. He does, like, the dance scene. That is funny. That is very funny. last season where what is it the one where mac comes out to his dad yeah yeah he does like the dance scene that is funny that is very funny yeah but that's like but it was also um like they tried to do the emotional route where like obviously that was that was like very emotional you know like i think that was that was very well done i like that they're branching out and doing their you know doing new things but it it definitely like i don't know how long

they could do this you know i don't see another three seasons their last leg of it like and it's like the way you said like they do their wacky stuff so well that's what you watch shows like sunny and south park for is like the silly out there wacky scenarios and like that's another reason that south park has gone downhill i haven't seen all their new specials but i have seen like the tegrity farm shit i didn't really like after after one episode when it became apparent that tegrity farm was going to be a new angle it's like this isn't funny it wasn't it was barely funny when you introduced randy starting a weed farm and now stan being removed from his childhood pals. Like, what the fuck? I get it.

Randy has become the funniest character as the creators have grown up. I think he liked the special then because, like, they kind of put an end to Tegrity Farms. Well, I've been over it for two seasons. I don't know how long it's been going on. Like, it's kind of a story that gets told. And it's like, sort of, yeah. And then that happened. Well, yeah. And then everybody was on fire and they shot each other in the eyeballs. Yeah. And then, and then they caught on fire again.

Like, like, like things were real bad. Things didn't end well. And then the very ending I thought was hilarious. I really liked what they did with Cartman. The whole, I thought that was the strongest bit in this last, this last episode. i didn't love like the older version of the boys i thought you know it could have been zanier i guess it was it was kind of like yeah that's probably what they would be like they're just normal adults yeah just perfectly fine yeah yeah they weren't like whack wackadoo or anything they just kind of

normal people except for butters of course who i. I think what happens is, you know, South Park has always been a parody on, you know, real life. But real life has gotten so early insane that, like, what are they parody? Like, I think the turning point for me was the election when they had Garrison become president. Because I thought right then, I'm like, they can't do anything else. There's nothing that could be crazier than this. Because the problem was they didn't think that Trump would win. Nobody did. Not even Trump did.

No, nobody expected. Look at the betting markets. Some people made a boatload. And they had this big storyline built up that was going to involve Hillary Clinton becoming president. And then it didn't happen and they had to like think on their feet and like make this whole like story that was three quarters of the way done like go in a completely different direction the same way those maniacs who wrote lost season two did you know for like an episode or two i did think that them using mr garrison to make fun of trump i thought that was funny i think i think

they had some good lines some good If he died the next episode or something or been impeached or whatever for coming on an intern, get it over with. That's how I feel about the Tegrity Farm shit. Get it out of here. Get past it. It's just not that funny of a premise. You go back and you watch

early seasons of South Park, you're immediately reminded why people fell in love with the show. When they're canceled, I think it was season people fell in love with the show. When they're canceled, I think it was season seven, when Earth, the show, gets canceled. They're all up there. They're all up there in a space and they're sitting around and they're all

like, wow, guys, it's crazy. This is the second time we've all been to space. Cartman's like, this is my fifth time. It's just so funny and it's like we've taken it and it's like and the voices are so bad when the alien comes out it's just Trey being like we've taken shapes that are much more palatable the human eyes it's just like a taco shitting ice cream do you remember that episode where they had they inadvertently uh discovered like warp space travel uh with the um like it was like randy he put like a piece of depleted depleted uranium

into the into the toy car derby or whatever it was yeah yeah and then like there's this elaborate ruse set up by aliens uh uh, where it's like, uh, this guy, baby Fark McGee's ax. And at the end it's like, what are you insane? Like, does this sound,

sound real to you? Baby Fark McGee's ax space jail. Hello. Yeah. I feel like, and like, and everybody's different. Some people I'm sure like the, the full season arcs more.

I've never met one, but like, it's just better when they do the one-, like the full season arcs more. I've never met one. But it's just better when they do the one-offs and the silliness. And that way, with every episode, you don't know what they're going to do going in. Did you guys watch The Witcher? Season 2 of The Witcher yet?

I have not watched Season 1 of The Witcher yet. Oh my god. What's it about? I think it's about a witch. Who the fuck are you people? Oh, that's awesome. Henry Cavill. Yeah. Henry Cavill. It's really good. Speaking of witch, he's here.

Everyone act cool. Hello, Henry. You would recommend it, Kyle? Season 1 and 2. Yeah, for sure. It's great. Doesn't it quit prematurely after 2? I'd just be starting a show that ends. Well, I mean, it's not a cliffhanger, but not on like a crazy

cliffhanger. They're like, all right, and now we go to the other thing. You like Lord of the Rings. Oh, the show's still going. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, I thought that it got canceled for some reason. It's a wildly popular show. It's going to keep going. I try not to watch any shows that aren't done.

I make very... There are some exceptions like The Expanse and Always Sunny, but I don't want... Because I've actually never seen Game of Thrones. I did this specifically because I wanted it to be over, and then I wanted to see what people thought of the last season because I don't want to get

five seasons into this shit and then go like, oh, well, i guess i wasted all my time yeah well that's what we all did in advance what was that you predicted that it would suck eight years in advance no no no i i just wanted to see it's the same thing with breaking bad like i got into it right when they were at the season finale that way um when I saw people say, oh, this was great or whatever, then I go, okay, well, I know I have something to look forward to versus if something keeps going,

then they kind of lose the plot. They write themselves into a corner, whatever happens into, you know, like plenty of shows do this or they just straight up get canceled. Like my wife and I. So you're 32 years old and you think i'm gonna save this for when i'm 40 it's not eight i mean it doesn't have to be eight years

like the sopranos stuff like that like there were there's a year and a half between seasons and people love that you know hey i get it and you know what you know what did it for me was 24 again like i moved to los angeles and i this was before kind of dvrs a little dating myself i guess but um 24 season one just my entire life mondays 8 p.m revolved around that because if you missed it, you were fucked. You wouldn't get to see a repeat throughout the week or be able to see it on YouTube or anything. I think it came out in 2002 or something like that. I don't know what it was. Anyways, I was like, screw this.

Never again. I'm going to wait until the season's over, and I'm going to get all the DVDs from Netflix when Netflix was mailing out dvds and get the whole season and just binge it same thing with sopranos and stuff like that but i felt the same way you know with dexter and lost people's reactions were so visceral about like having invested so much of their life into that series and they were angry and i was like yeah screw that that ain't me. I haven't seen Lost either and I haven't seen

Dexter. I just will not watch a show that is not over yet. And you can tell that there are some shows like even if they are over, they went two seasons more than they should have. Yeah. You know, we watched my wife and I, we watched

The Mentalist. And that was it's like a crime drama thing where the guy is everybody thinks he's a psychic, but he's not actually a psychic. He's just a mentalist and he does all this sleight of hand stuff. And it was a really interesting way of approaching things. So it's not like from the supernatural. He was actually debunking a lot of the things that people thought were supernatural um and it was very analytical and it's like he's kind of like a house character you know like a sherlock holmes character um but at the end like him and his detective partner like uh you know she is uh you know kind of straight man to funny man type thing but he ends up marrying her and then there was that dynamic just like shifted and it was so weird

and it broke the show and i i was like they needed to end this last season this this makes no sense but did you watch game of thrones no so i've only seen like one episode and i'm like this is there's too much in this for me like oh no it's definitely worth watching i think think. No, I'm not. That's a huge time investment. Maybe at some point, but I'm not ready for that plunge. Yeah, well, whatever. I mean, fantasy is one of those weird things for some people, but I don't know. I feel like Westworld, things like that,

where it's kind of an intellectual like kind of i don't know thought exercise in a lot of ways where like kind of the matrix was that for me the first time i saw that where it's like your brain just goes on all these different if this and that or like what ifs and like west world season one specifically was definitely like that um right you know i i feel like you do yourself a disservice not to go down that creative avenue. If you have time to consume content,

I feel like you do yourself a disservice by most shows don't end strong. You can stop. Breaking Bad is one of the few exceptions that really did end strong. Dexter, I enjoyed all of that even though the very last

episode of the entire thing maybe had room for improvement I mean I didn't hate it as much as other people but I didn't love it it was still a good series still liked it more than Kyle the whole last season was insane.

The season before that was pretty bad too. They should have probably ended right after the whole thing with John Lithgow's character. And after Rita passed away and everything. That should have probably been the end. Imagine a show's goodness. Goodness. Big vocabulary here here is measured under the bell curve right just because you know like it starts okay like the office does and then it

peaks and it's amazing and then you get down into the other bosses and stuff and it you know that trails off on the other end of the bell curve that doesn't mean it wasn't a good journey just i think i think in some ways it does i i disagree a little bit there because um with a good story like a very very basic element of storytelling is like you want to have you know it's tension and release you set up a problem and then you solve that problem at the end if that problem is not solved at the end all you got is a fucking problem so like people don't people feel like all right well i'm still i still have all these questions and they haven't been satisfied so what am i doing that's a

that's a simplistic way of looking at it in my oh no it's definitely because because what's life life is all these things that never get yeah but we're talking about a TV show. We're not talking about like... The Office is one of the greatest fucking comedy series of all times. Even if you checked out at season four, you're like, it was worth the ride. Sure. You can stop at season three and it's a great fucking thing.

Like Jim and Pam get together and it's all over. You can stop on that episode where Jim comes back from New York, pops in the door and asks if she's free for a date. You could stop on that episode where Jim comes back from New York, pops in the door and asks if she's free for a date. You could stop right there. Pre-screen with somebody and say, hey man, where should I stop? I disagree. I think there's a lot of good

content. There's seasons of good content, but you could have stopped right there and it would have been perfect. I don't think if you stop a TV show's arc in the middle of its bell curve.'ll do how you met your mother which maybe follows the same thing right it's fabulous in the middle and then it look after the peak is just as good as it was before the peak you just expected it to go on a continuous upward journey but it's still good to me i think that you can enjoy both halves of the bell curve even if the last episode didn't

end like you wanted it to. Yeah, I mean, Sopranos, I don't like how it ended. I would have chosen a different end for Tony. But I love it. Yeah, I get that too. I wasn't thrilled with the ending, but a lot of people were really mad about how that ended because it gave them...

It's like somebody was telling you a story and then they walked out of the room. You know, it was like, what happened? But those people didn't pay attention. Right, right. Yeah, they didn't. They didn't hear Tony's conversation with Bobby in the boat, an episode or two before. You know, they haven't been paying attention for years.

Everything just goes black, don't you think? Yeah, probably so if you're lucky. You know, that's what happened. Tony got shot because he was fucking with New York and everybody else. Somebody walked into that diner and shot him it's it yes there's there's so much uh i've seen all those theory videos you know there was back when christopher had his dream and uh the guy told him three o'clock right three o'clock now paulie's up all night three a.m he's he's scared in bed he wants to know what three

o'clock's about and they're like the shooter was at tony's three o'clock position i'm like all right i don't know about all this yeah yeah three three to four o'clock hour man that's when they get you that's the one hour the aliens get you at 3 30 yeah and people don't like watching meadow park i think that's the best part like like watching her park and like more and more tension is building as she like fails to fucking park. You keep cutting back to Tony eating fucking french fries or whatever. Everything the camera focuses on, you're like, it's like clearing a building.

You're like, who? One person enters through the door with that bell on it. If I recall correctly, every person that comes in, I'm like, is this a guy? Okay, he seems like a non-player. Such a good series.

Ozark too. Ozark is awesome. We were talking about this the other day. I think someone said this to me, so it's not an original, but Ozark is the best show debuting right now that's still ongoing. I can't wait. It's rare that season two of something

is better than season one. Unless you're talking about procedurals are often like that. They get their shit together. The characters now have personalities after season one. Jason Bateman is just fucking awesome. The acting in that series is just

phenomenal. Curb? Not Curb. Arrested Development? Arrested Development. Ozark is very, very good. I seem to be the one guy in... The fuck? Is it Heroes?

What is it called, Kyle? The TV show I like from Amazon. The Boys. The Boys. Oh, The Boys is fantastic. I'd be more excited if The Boys dropped than Ozark, but they're both very good. I would be more excited for Ozark.

That is number one, the show I've been following the most. I like both a lot. I feel like they both do similar things. They have that popcorn quality. I really just like to watch him do his thing and launder his money. And I like that little blonde girl. I want to see her call somebody a motherfucking cocksucker or something. I don't know shit about pho.

Yeah. Her southern accent, Kyle and I have critiqued this before, she drifts from southern Missouri, Ozark, to Georgia, to Florida. I've heard it all. Listen, I will say this. Like, I've gone through, like, that used to be a pet peeve of mine in L.A. when people would do Southern accents because I felt like there were four in just the Northwest Georgia, Middle Tennessee area that I could pick out

from the pocket to inner city and everything really, really well from choice of slang terms to how fast their cadence was, where their resonance was in their mouth and everything. But hers is phenomenal compared to half of the people on like Yellowstone or the prequel. I haven't seen Yellowstone. You listened to... What's her name? Tom Cruise's ex-wife, Nicole Kidman. She's Australian, though, and they can usually do it.

There's a little draw with Australian that you can go to Southern, I feel like. It's funny you said Yellowstone, Richard. Yes. I love it. Yellowstone season one was arguably one of the worst written shows ever. It was the acting, the dialogue, everything was so bad. It's like, why do you want me to hate the mother?

Like, there is no reason to hate the mother. And it's just like so many things about it. Why did they want us to hate the mother? It was so weird. Were they setting her up to be a bad guy? Jamie's such a bitch. Like, why is he acting such like a beta? Like, it's so weird.

And then like season three rolls around it's like oh this is fun this is like rip is my favorite character um four is great i want to watch the rip show um i love uh the daughter whose name's escaping me the redhead who's fucking hot and gets naked inexplicably a couple times no i didn't know there was nudity on that channel, but I guess so. But I love when she's in trouble and rips on the way. Yes. She's getting beaten the fuck up. But I'm just like...

Can I jump in? She's defiant and brave. She's getting beaten the fuck up. And she's like, you call this a beating? Oh, yeah. She's getting... Can we spoil here? She's getting raped. Can we spoil here?

She's getting raped. I don't think it happens. No, she's getting raped and she's talking about how small his penis is. No, she's not getting raped. I promise you. She's like pull it out. He can't get hard because she's

talking so much shit. She's like show me that thing you were cursed with. I'll floss my fucking teeth with it. Yeah, get it out. That sounds like a fantastic joke. That's why he's beating the shit out of her because he can't get hard because she's talking so much shit. His dick's not working and he's mad about it. He needs her to cry and scream. Bluechew.com.

Code PK. I was going to say that. Meanwhile. Meanwhile. This is a consensual pill you know what's funny with the whole yellowstone thing is like my grandpa liked longmire my grandpa for richard and freddie's benefit grew up in southern missouri no running water on a farm he was a cattle rancher farmer most of his his life trucker too very very stereotypically southern missouri and like i was like oh you know i know you love long

mire my friends really like uh yellowstone i bet you would like that it's a it's a farmer show and he's like i couldn't stay into it and i was like why why do you like he's like they kept doing shit you'd never do on a ranch. You'd never do on a farm. There's a scene where they're putting fence posts in. Like, and he's like, he hated the way they were handling the cattle and ranching side of it so much that he dipped out. And he, like, was telling me over Thanksgiving all the ways that that's not how you actually take care of cattle. And it's like, and he's in that boomer age

where he's like so let me jump in i've never been a goddamn rancher i have to get that i need i need this and they made fucking moving cattle from one place to the other look like jet skiing like it's an action scene and they're all with their fucking lassos and horses running around and atvs i don't know and and i'm just like this can't be what horses are like they're playing and they're like you know what let's play uh cowboy poker apparently you let a bull fucking ram into you and whoever stays at the table wins i highly doubt they play this on it typical – That sounds insane. You haven't seen it before? Here's the thing. Seasons one and two, I completely agree.

This is what I was telling someone the other day. It was like you can tell the point in which they got enough ratings where they said, hey, we're going to hire subject matter experts, consultants, and writers because season three and season four are fucking fun. Now, they may be embellishing to some degree, and here's the thing that was kind of funny. Sometimes I wake up three o'clock in the morning, can't go back to sleep, and I think about random shit. I've been looking to buy a place for the last five years in Texas. And my realtor reached out to me about a year, year and a half ago as a joke. And she was like, hey, here's this ranch.

It just went up for sale. And I opened it up. And it's the largest private land sale in the history of Texas. It's two counties. It's like 260,000 acres you you can buy two counties just it was a joke it was a god bless america it was a joke 260 000 acres or whatever and i was just kind of like and and this is what i wake up in the middle of the fucking night thinking about um and this was a year ago and for some some reason, I was like, I wonder if that sold.

I forget how many. It was like $150 million or some ridiculous number. I was like, okay. So I get on Google and I start looking around. Bill Gates probably bought it. So funny thing. Taylor Sheridan, the co-creator and writer on Yellowstone, has it under contract right now. Guess what the fucking ranch was that was for sale?

The Four Sixes, which he tied into the story on Yellowstone. And I was like, mind blown. And then they show a picture of him. He's the fucking character on thestone. And I was like, mind blown. And then they show a picture of him. He's the fucking character on the show, riding the fucking horses. And I'm like, oh my God, my mind is just blown.

This is so cool. It's like the worlds are like coming together and everything. It's like- I haven't gotten far into season four, but I know that they sent- Jimmy. They sent him down to that ranch.

Are they going to follow him down there I feel like there's going to be a 4-6 I hope so I'll say this I think the show came out a couple years ago When I was in prison It was super popular When it would come out

That was one of those shows where The TV was reserved And everyone brought their chairs into the media room And set them up like movie chairs, like in rows. For Yellowstone. For Yellowstone. Do you watch it, Taylor?

No, I've never seen it. Okay, so just... Me neither. This isn't really a spoiler, but the guys who are branded, a lot of them come from prison. So when they get out, they're recruiting them

to come work the ranch. And that's kind of like their second chance. Okay yeah it helps i did not know that yeah it was it was very popular prison i didn't watch it in there um i just picked it up like recently i think uh i think a girl recommended or something like that so i picked it up and it's it's pretty good i didn't mind the first two seasons as much i did find it to be like jamie's the son right the fucking navy seal badass no no no no which one's jamie jamie's the um the da attorney um yeah he's the worst yeah who's the um who's the navy seal kid yeah i forget his name he's for like the first season it seemed like he he couldn't take a step. Like Jesse from Breaking Bad

with nice hair? He couldn't take a step without getting into a fucking gunfight. He would just be like, I'm going to go get some milk, honey, and he sees a van where a girl's being raped by two men. And of course, he's got to go kill them both. I love that

that's not the part that turned my grandpa off because if he like saw a rape scene he would hate that and like that would be more than his sensibilities but like something that he bitched about he was like ranchers and farmers would never get in an argument at night you're fucking sleeping there was like that apparently there's a bunch of dialogue that happens at night and they're up till midnight squabbling and doing all that. And he was like, that's totally unreal. There definitely has to be the suspension disbelief. Just because if not, the body count of people in Montana is astronomical.

Yeah, more than the population of actual Montana. They're like killing all of Helena or whatever. It helps that the point is that you've got all these people from California coming in and they're raising the taxes and everything. So you kind of explain it away that way. And then you've got the Indy Casino there or the Reserve. So they can explain some of that away. But you're right. Montana is a fucking... I'll say this.

When I found out he was dating the governor, I was like, yeah, that fits. some of that away but you're right montana is a fucking i wasn't i'll say this when that when when i found out he was dating the governor i was like yeah that fits i'm not blown away that he's dating the governor of montana like how many casey that that's like being the mayor of a medium-sized city yeah so is there anything that like you see on shows that you know to be untrue but it's you know because it's like your hobby whether it's guns or cycling or whatever. And it just takes you right out of the movie or show that you're watching. Anything to do with hockey, any movie to do with hockey. I'm just like, that's not how this sport works.

No one would do this. It's not like you need to know that much. But for some reason, because hockey is so much less popular than football or baseball, like the director of a football movie, a baseball movie, like they kind of get it right for the most part. Like they do some silly things, but hockey, they do shit like knuckle pucks like that don't make any sense. Young Blood's pretty good. Young Blood? You don't know that one? It was with, who's one of the male actors very handsome never ages parks

and rec oh um fuck it's chris trager that's the character name what the hell is his rob low yeah he's young at the time okay you might like it it's fun you check that out then i try not to let the gun stuff bother me but and like a lot of times if it's sci-fi or something, it's just like, oh, yeah, that's that. That's that magic ammo in sci-fi. You got to suspend the disbelief. You know, it's just materializing projectiles. That's fine. But like, I don't know.

One thing that always bothers me and I don't even know why they want to fucking do it. Like, why do they put that safety noise on a Glock? Like, why are they letting me know that he's taking the safety off his Glock? And then that shotgun pumps out the Glock. How expensive would it be to go get another 870 out of a closet and do this

next to a microphone? Oh my god. And they pump it so much, it must have 100 rounds. Why not chamber that round so you have an extra one? Have you seen the YouTube video where they're parodying that and you probably know the guy that made it like you know everybody but he just keeps doing it he's just shucking more and more out so there's piles of them on the better back up why are you still cocking that you better stop

you know i like when it comes to the gun stuff, well, really everything, like it kind of goes full circle on the perspective, like perspective thing is like, I feel like, you know, as long as somebody is not portraying thing in a negative way that kind of brings it to the masses with some kind of skewed perspective where it's like, like, like a semi- auto being a full auto or something like that. And then they're shooting up a public place or something like that, where it's like, Hey, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, that's completely unrealistic. And you're trying to push some type

of ideological BS narrative here or something like that. That's what doesn't sit right with me. But if it brings people to the table that are from a different demographic that they may get excited about it like john wick if people see that and they're like fuck dude i want to go to the shooting range like fuck it dude like john wick's a bad example because yeah it kills it but pretty good yeah but it's like if it gets people excited about something fuck it you know you know we need more enthusiastic people in the world what I know that you just admitted it was kind of a bad example, but did you see anything in John Wick that you thought was outright?

The things to me that are unrealistic is the amount of damage, obviously, that he absorbs. The gunshots through body armor that he's just eating. It's the suppressors. I've seen that when you take the clay and you put the soft armor on it and pop it, to see the deformation that it creates on clay so like you see a bruise

on somebody that does not tell the story of like the deep tissue damage that a gunshot on soft body armor or even broken bones like you know the the damage that you know something traveling even borderline subsonic you had a 45 ACP on something that's

like you know like his his collarbone thing was was like bulletproof but still it's flexible right so like if it hits anything and it's like clavicle or something like that's that it may not penetrate but it's gonna break a bone the kinetic energy is still there yeah that's what i'm talking about the clay like it's breaking everything it hits especially ribs and shit and you i've never had broken ribs but i imagine i've been told it's a little hard to run all night with broken ribs you know what i don't care i just want to keep seeing him reload through scenes god it's so much fun it's good i love his reloads and they get better every every movie like like you can tell he just keeps practicing and he just like keeps running those drills uh and i really

appreciate it when like my favorite part maybe maybe when he's running the benelli in the tunnels in the yes that's my favorite fucking part of all you know what i appreciate that fucking benelli oh he's so clean with it and and like i don't remember what he's shooting slugs or not he was i remember what he was shooting but it was real fun impacts on the on the target remember if he was shooting slugs or not. I don't remember what he was shooting, but it was real fun impacts on the target. I think he was mixing them. He was stacking a slug and then Buck and Slug.

Yeah. I need to watch those movies. Keanu Reeves is a little older than people might guess. Is he 57? How old is Keanu Reeves? He's 136 years old. Cruise drinking the baby blood. I'm

really sensitive to how people move. Liam Neeson, probably, is a really good example of a guy who moves like an old person. Yeah. He got fat, Italian guy, action star, kind of a joke.

Fat, Italian, action star. Steven Seagal, Liam Neeson. The way they move. He's Italian? Anyway, if you were to watch them jump off a kitchen chair, they would do it like a guy who's very

old. I pick up to that, I think, more than's very old. And I'm, I'm really, I pick up to that in a, I think more than, than most people do. When I see girls who are models play action stars, I fucking hate it. You know, I need an athletic woman to be an action star,

not a really pretty one. And Keanu Reeves still moves like an athlete into his fifties. And that's cool. He looks tremendous for 57. I didn't know. I would have guessed like late 40s for him no you're right i just looked it up 57 you hit it on the on the on the dot he looks great you've never seen any of those movies i saw uh john wick one but i know there's like

four of them now honestly like like look if you i think you can care about the plot a little but mostly it's an action movie right like like it's just i can't remember what it's about like his dog dies and then he yeah they kill his dog and then he has to kill everybody remember uh fucking reek from game of thrones i'll be out that his dead wife just had given him and then oh shit that was that was the um yeah so so he has to come back and put a hurting on like the entire russian mafia and uh and like clear the whole city out of him so he kills like i don't remember how many it is. It's dozens and dozens of people in the first movie.

Like over the dog. And they keep saying it was a fucking dog! And he'll usually kill them before they can finish the word dog. It's a good movie. I liked Halle Berry and was it the third one that had Halle Berry? Yeah, and funny story. I haven't even seen that. We watched

that kind of reacting to it because I had Mike Ritland, who is a former team guy that worked dogs, and we watched some of the dog segments on that and everything. It was like, oh, my God. The handling and everything on that was the bite work, and everything was exceptional. I love when they they bring on consultants like like clearly there wasn't just some random prop guy saying i'll just do this or

do that or whatever bring it on like you know uh it was great they brought dog trainers in and choreographers in and they worked those scenes to be like legit it was fun they make those belgian mouths look like fucking ninjas it's it's so good it's so fun to watch i mean they kind of are like one of my favorite videos is like watching um comparing a german shepherd uh going after this guy who's like barricaded behind chair it's training video but bad guy barricaded behind like stacks of chairs you know like like um like the kind of chairs that you would take in a dining room, dining hall or something. They send the German Shepherd in, and he runs between all the chairs

and beats the shit out of the guy, a fucking 120-pound German Shepherd or something. And they send the Belgian Mal in, and it just leaps over all of the chairs, runs over some of them like Legolas off of stones. Don't even reference that. It was the best scene in that movie.

That was sickening. It was a guided missile of a dog. Kitty's dog, Dak, has bitten me before. It was just a warning bite. But it was awful. He grabbed my cat. Still has him?

Oh, yeah. I went to this place in Paducah, Kentucky, where they train these motherfuckers. And I was there to film some shit. And they'd been having the dog beat the shit out of me all day in the suit. And I was so impressed by the dog. I was like, do you have any of these things for sale? And he's like, well, my fully trained dog, like Samson here, is $12,500. And I'm like, all right, well, not that then.

You got like a retarded one or something? He's like, well, Dak out here was actually named after Dakota Meyer, and he's 15, what was it, 2,500, I think, maybe 3,000, something like that. He's got about a year's worth of training, and he knows like eight German commands. And all his training is how to attack you. He hates Hugo specifically. We haven his training is how to attack you. He hates Hugo. Specifically. We haven't got to defense yet with him.

Can I jump in? My favorite part of the Dak story arc. You know where I'm headed with this? Yeah. Kitty wanted to neuter the dog. And Kyle was the only thing standing between his testicles and that doctor. For a while. You might breed the dog with testicles and that doctor for a while. You might breed the dog with somebody else's dog and get a puppy.

Eventually Kyle's like, you lost an ally, bitch. My mouth still has his. Oh, that's great. Yeah, they're fucking... I think that... I've seen it in girl dogs because my dad always had girl dogs. They always get fat and lazy when they get fixed. And I was worried that that would happen to him.

But after he bit me, I was like, fat and lazy would be a good thing for this motherfucker. Yeah, not muscular and aggressive. He's got too much teeth. But that was a long time ago, though, too. $12,000 for a like KNPV or Schutzen or depending on where and who and what

lineage and everything. They start at about $20,000 or $25,000 and go up to $150,000. Yeah, that's been $150,000 seven or eight years ago or something. What the fuck? That's got to be a way to launder money. Nobody's buying a dog for $ hundred so here's the thing it's like buying art here's an interesting

thing that i didn't even think about um is that nft of a dog uh if you want to get nfts i will unlock that fucking can here in a second but well yeah three minutes go after it i've we had time. Darn it. As far as the dogs, the U.S. has been one of the largest purchasers of Belgian mouths for such a long period of time. And COVID, because we've been taking them from the cream of the crop overseas, be it the Netherlands or Germany, wherever, they can't breed them because we're buying all of them so they've suffered in the amount that they've been able to actually breed and kind of keep their kennels full and now that COVID's hit and everything there's actually a really big shortage and the ability of getting these really like you know kind of stud genetics these belgian mouths and everything because we've kind of the system for so long from buying all of them and everything i didn't even think about that until one of the the trainers was talking to me the other day he's like dude i've

been trying to get one for like a year and a half now but none of the kennels have it so that makes sense i would never i think dac is getting is getting good and old. Slowed down. Awesome. About a year or two, I'll be ready. I'm going to get myself a... I'm not going to feed that dog to death or anything, but I kind of wish I could. He's been a piece of shit over the years, but he always looked after Kitty, I guess.

He's always hated me. I like the way you're thinking, though. Ten years ago, that dog could kick your ass, but the it is turning kyle has all the tea yeah i'm gonna take his cbd supplement so his hips go bad again you know once they flip that switch on the aggression training and everything like there there is a threshold like you you got to make sure they haven't passed that point and you like mine is he's a sweetheart like like i can kennel him for any period of time and he's fine but if he wants

to go out and play and stuff like that like you hear of these stories of people like that just nightmare dogs because they saw that the oh the the the iconic working dog now and everything and they just get them from you know people who are just breeding them, not for their characteristics or traits, and they're just like, here you go. They're just fucking nightmare dogs tearing everything up. I've got one dog, but it won't be a working dog. I'll get a lazy dog.

I want somebody just to chill on the fucking couch. Get the kind of dogs I have. Chill as shit. I love little dogs. I worry about little dogs because I don't want them to get, like, I want them to be, like, hardy enough that, like, I could drop something on them. Like, nothing crazy.

When would that come up? You know, all right, if you're doing the laundry, you got a big laundry basket full of, like, towels and stuff folded up, and you take it off the dryer and go plop it on the floor casually. I feel like if I drop it on Fozzie, he's fucked up. He's not going to die. Yeah, yeah. If you drop that on Teddy, my littler dog who's 12 pounds, Fozzie's the big guy at 16, 17 pounds.

So I'm thinking like a 25. Both of them would get fucked up by that, yeah. Yeah, I don't know. You know, little dog, little fella. Yeah, Great Dane. You can drop your laundry on my great dane he'll just pop his head up with fucking underwear hanging off his ears there's a huge amount of middle ground get a little dog little dogs are so nice when i'm when i'm sitting there watching tv late at night teddy runs over jumps up on my lap all he wants to do is snuggle for hours and hours that's all

he wants to do is just be attentive and be a cute little thing to pet. And that's nice. I can't believe we don't have time to talk about NFTs. Oh, no. That's right. We don't have any more fantasy talk tonight. Yeah, and I wish we had an hour for ugly overpriced cartoons. We already covered fantasy.

Ugly overpriced cartoons. See, it's so frustrating to me right now. It's so frustrating because I see the parallels of the iPhone when it came out in 2007. Tulips. Don't be a boomer. Don't be a boomer. I can't help it. So here's the thing.

I'm booming. Your reaction right now is because you've been exposed to passionately ignorant people who don't understand the full value proposition. Take that number and add one. I don't know how anything works. This sounds like Gary Vaynerchuk. It reminds me of people in social media in 2009 and 2010 who went around peddling views saying that they were an influencer. It's like just because you get views doesn't mean you're an influencer, right? One doesn't necessarily mean the other. The ability to convert people. You're not an influencer until thousands of people are ejaculating more than previously.

I would much rather have a thousand people who are buying dick pills than a million people who are watching something and not converting. But like NFTs, yeah, some are digital art and everything. But like the value proposition is game changing. It's fucking game changing and I'm so excited. I have a unicorn with a poodle tail and nobody

else can have it. I'm very proud of it. Yeah. What do you have? A unicorn with what? With a poodle tail. You bought an NFT? Yep. See, everybody's doing these cash grabs right

now with digital art is so frustrating. Like I'll give you a quick kind of like glimpse into my world and what's been going on over the last year or so. It's like NFTs, like when people like try to explain it, like the people who are listening, their eyes will gloss over. Like Woody, I know you get it from a coding standpoint, right?

A non-fungible token is a unique thing, right? But the value proposition goes way deeper than art. It's proof, right? So it can be proof of ownership, like some people are saying with digital art. It can be proof of what I'm looking at is brand loyalty, proof of stake proof of you know mining whatever there's so many different ways to prove right so i'll give you an example from some value propositions um i can mint nfts to coffee club subscribers say somebody's been subscribed to us for six months or something like that every single month i mint them a token. Okay, cool. I can unlock digital experiences for them. I can mint them or airdrop them coupon codes that are unique

to them. There's so many different things that I almost don't want to get into and reveal the whole roadmap. But the value proposition right now is being bastardized by cash grabs. And it's so frustrating to me. Yesterday, I bought a jacket and an insulated hoodie type thing. And I had a 40% off coupon. But I was thinking to myself, this fucking coupon sucks. I wish it was unique to me. The value proposition on a 40% coupon that no one else could use. Here's the thing. Why is this good? Why do I care? I haven't heard anything you said that has value. Okay. Check this out. Let's use Black Rifle Coffee as an example. You've been buying coffee from me for six months and the brands look at things um like churn rates like

how long has somebody subscribed to me before they drop off and what am i willing to spend to retain them typically there's there's a lot there's a lot of middlemen that kind of take money from you be it google be it these third parties who verify somewhere in there that these people are purchasing coupon codes, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. It's like, well, if I can tie your wallet to purchasing on our website after six months, instead of giving $200 to all these middlemen, fuck it. Here's $200 I airdropped to you to use in the store. Go ham, buy a bunch of shit. Thanks, Woody, for being a valuable customer to us. Or maybe I'll take and I'll unlock certain experiences

like avatars and shit like that, or guns or things like that in the new Call of Duty because I can prove that you've been a valuable customer to me for two years. And I will spend more money on retaining you than what you would get from some type of BS coupon down the road. None of that stuff requires NFTs. Yeah. It sounds like a gift card thing that you could, instead of just going through a middleman, you just do yourself. This is a subway coupon,

like a subway free flyer card. No, no, no, no, no, no. It's a new way of doing it. So nft being a non-fungible token is it's proof right so it's non-fungible like if you were if if i were to give you a coupon you could go and duplicate that thing or give it out to other people right so tied to your account like the example you gave was you said hey you buy from me instead of all these middlemen and now because you buy from me directly of all these middlemen uh and now because you buy from me directly i'll give you what i would have otherwise paid the middleman and get some loyalty out of you all right cool so that's information that you've tied to my account as i

purchased directly off your site sure why are we nft it just this is just frequent flyer miles with more steps yep what's the extra step? The NFT. No, you get that automatically. I mean, you have just found a more complicated solution to an old problem. But there is a process to making the NFT, correct? I don't know. Yeah.

Taylor, how would you implement this? I don't understand how it works no i would just tie this to your account on my store yeah right but that would that would make it so it was only it was inclusive to my store by using certain chains, you'll have interoperability with other ecosystems. And that's where the like, so I'll give another example, then say, PKA has their own store, right? I could, I could take and verify that you've been a customer of Black Rifle, and then I could give you a deeper discount on PKA or something like that. Or I could airdrop people, um, a coupon or reward them however. Right. So it's like,

like a QR code. No, because you wouldn't have to do anything. It would automatically, it would automatically apply that based off of your behavior. Mm-hmm. Well, i don't get it i think you're gonna need three or four more hours to to explain to me how my coupon works sir this is a wendy's this is this is gonna it's gonna be so fucking funny in like a year when we have Richard back on and it's wildly successful. It's like making huge business changes. I told you guys. I'm interested in it, but I'm just not told on it. Yeah, well, definitely keep your eyes in the gaming and merchandise kind of world because the thing right now,

the frustrating thing is there's a lot of people out there who are looking for cash grabs. And they're clinging to the digital art thing and the utility component moving forward where brands are able to verify brand loyalty like Nike's, Adidas and everything else they're going to provide the kanye whoever be it like hey you bought six sneakers for me i can verify that you

bought them on at this point in time cool you're going to get first access um to you know the this concert or whatever there's there's so many value propositions that are going to be- Yeah, but companies already do that. Companies, they've done that for decades. So loyalty programs and you can send people checks if you really wanted to. That's really, they can spend that money anywhere. The issue that I have with NFTs is that it's not even that the technology or anything, I understand the utility technology. It's great. You can use it like there's it's a different way of approaching of a solution to a problem. The issue is that they are almost entirely pump and dumps. Like it's it's all that's all it is right now.

Like people are just they have this like, I don't know, it's a monkey smoking or something. And it's just a picture. But only one person can own that monkey smoking picture. Yeah, I agree. Those are total cash grabs to a degree. Yeah. But that's, but that's a feature, not a bug, you know, like, that's exactly what it's meant to do. And there's, there's no method of weeding that out other than just saying, Hey guys, maybe you shouldn't do this because we can put these into coupons you know like that that doesn't seem like a very good argument to me like it's just i would love to get into nfts because there's a lot of ways that creators can use nfts like let's say you made your very first video and you made that into an nft i bet you someone would pay money for that and if like just you know an nft of ownership of video. Maybe we can get into some of this stuff offline

because I don't want to completely throw everything out on the internet. I think the frequent flyer thing is kind of there, but it's a little short-sighted because it's centralized when you're doing it that way. It's not exhaustive. You have to do it

through Delta to get those Delta frequent flyers. But when you're on, say, Ethereum... I kind of see what you're saying. It's a frequent flyer miles program, but it's single sign-on-ish. But it's so... You can just send people checks. You're verifying a lot of different types of behavior.

So if they're supporting you as a creator, that's verifiable. It's verifying or proving behavior and that and that specifically with creators is going to go a long way and no i i get it i get it i'm just like i i just hate the the the surround like everything surrounding exploitation so scammy oh it's total and it's so frustrating when people are fucking copying the code. Like, quite literally copying the code of other, like, programs or, you know, products. And then they just change skins here and there. It's so scammy.

We need to do that and sell the PKA logo with a poodle tail. Big millions. Those exploitive fucks. How do they do it? I mean, specifically. Specifically how? But where do I find those photos? Which one of those ex-girlfriend porno sites

is it on? If there was an NFT of Kyle being jacked, I mean, that would go for some real money. I know. I already own it. I'm being saving. Ballpark, how many views do you average a month?

You know, important thing, I own all of Kyle's dick pics. So I did about 10 million last month. Okay. And how many subscribers? About 2 million. Okay. And then how long have you been doing your channel? About five years.

So is there any more value to you as a creator to reward those people who have been subscribed to you since year one? Maybe, but those, those subscribers also, also i mean it's a revolving door whenever you have subscribers you you gain but then you lose and then people get you know it's not like they everybody watches it's just that uh some people they forget they're subscribed to you and they just move on so what about people who are active in your community like people who have engaged yeah but there's already there's already things on YouTube. There's memberships and stuff for YouTube.

They have that inbuilt. And again, I get everything. I'm granting you every single point you're making. I'm not saying – Do you have to pay for the YouTube component? Yeah. Yeah, you do. But what if you could verify those people who have been actively engaged

since year one like would you would you be willing to spend more time or communicating or rewarding them in any way shape or form like meeting up with them being like hey dude thanks for fucking being showing up every single week for the last five years the meetup is gonna be gonna be a hard pass for me no even if it's like a chat or something like that. Yeah, can I come in? Yeah. I feel like you're able to distill down those people in the community who actually really care about you and are curating and creating something more than just a passerby who's like, Oh,

cool video, dude. Yeah. But then we have memberships and Patreons because those people are actually like actually supporting you by giving you money. Yep. So, so those people are taking a cut.

I'll have the fan masturbate for me. And if they have a huge voluminous load, I know that they've been with me for a while. If they can fill one of these up. That's all it takes. I'll say this as someone who's definitely, and Kyle could probably contest for this, but doing automotive stuff, that's great. But when you do stuff that may not be politically correct, like firearms,

when you have a centralized entity like Patreon that says, hey, bro, we don't really agree with you doing firearms content. Oh, no, I get that. Yeah. Like it's I've done stuff on my channel. Yeah, it's I know what that's like. Like taking as many middlemen out and being as in control of your financial and creative destiny, I think that's important. Cool. Yep.

I agree. What are your guys' channels that you would like to pimp? You go first. PKA Reddit. PKA Reddit. Anything but that. pka reddit anything freddy where can everybody find you uh you just go to youtube.com

slash tavarish t-a-v-a-r-i-s-h or just look up fast and furious lamborghini you'll find my videos very cool all right pka 576 oh look at load