Painkiller Already - PKA 590 W/ Ed Bolian: Elon Buys Twitter, Taylor vs Ricky Berwick, Kyle’s New Channel

Episode Date: April 9, 2022

pka 590 with our guest ed bullion taylor this episode of pka brought to you by blue chew feels cbd and lock and load a great cbd product to help you relax and sleep and two wonderful penis products to have your your dick roaring raging coming more than ever and we'll talk more about that later ed thank you so much for joining us oh thank you for having me to work yeah what a thing uh did i pronounce your last name correctly yes bullion thank you all right cool cool so i was uh i was on your your channel checking up on you again and every time i do that like i have no i'm not a big car guy but every time i do your vibe and like just the expensive cars i'm like this looks like a fun life to lead even if you don't care about cars like oh what's what are we

doing today oh we're gonna drive santa monica boulevard and a four hundred thousand dollar ferrari or something and and i'm gonna critique it which is the best like i don't like the radio so that's it great for you i'm sure oh life's been great yeah we're having a whole lot of fun I don't like the radio. That's it. I'm sure. Life's been great. Yeah, we're having a whole lot of fun. I mean, that's the idea is that obviously cars are the medium through which we communicate.

But at the same time, the goal is that it's entertaining, hopefully a little bit beyond that. And so, you know, one of the biggest praises we ever get is like, you know, my wife can stand it when I watch your stuff. And that's that's that's about as high as it gets. Yeah. Go for it um the uh the tesla truck um so i got an update on my phone like 20 minutes ago and it said that it had been canceled that there was going to be no tesla truck and i was like oh man woody knew it all along and i'm scrolling because i was really considered buying this thing and uh i got to the bottom and then I realized it was dated April 1st. I didn't have time to do any checking up. Here you are. Do you know anything about this?

Was it an April Fool's joke? A bad one at that. It wasn't like the article was written punched up to be funny. It was a terrible joke. I fell for it the whole way through. I fell for it because it's very believable. I think that he...

The article was written like, oh, it just turned out that it was unfeasible to make the trucks in the giga plants that the Tesla Y and blah, blah, whatever the fuck else is much more easily built there. The pricing model just didn't come to fruition. I'm like, all right, this is a professionally written article. This isn't a joke, but it's

April 1st at the bottom. It's just like propaganda I read or something. I'm like, all right, this is like a professionally written article. This isn't a joke, but it's April 1st at the bottom. So it's just like propaganda I read or something. I'm not sure. Car manufacturers have usually had like a real strong penchant for, you know, elaborate April Fool's jokes. And so, yes, that's what it was. But at the same time, they're not that much closer to actually delivering the things.

It's not as though we're seeing many of them really out testing. There are some in the Texas factory and things like that. But we know that whenever Elon Musk or Tesla promise something, it's probably going to find a way to happen. But he probably, at the point of making that promise, doesn't have the slightest clue how it will happen. I mean, being the richest person in the world kind of makes it easy occasionally to just make things happen that are important to you it seems I really like that meme where Elon Musk becomes the Karen of Twitter and she wants to speak

to the manager he just buys 10% of Twitter and is like I want an edit button and you're batting it bitch yeah he's the largest stakeholder in Twitter now by a long shot apparently i think the other two yeah i was reading circle back to ed but i'm really curious how taylor's response

like sorry feels about uh elon musk buying twitter uh it depends if it goes an entertaining direction frankly like if nothing ends up happening from it who gives a shit if he starts like trump you're back baby then i'm like hell yes that's that's so much better for the platform get trump out there i'm back like he's just that was his first tweet what was his first tweet i'm just i'm back he would get right back into it he'd be like joe finding out quickly that presidential 15 in the first year like making fun of him getting fat or something gaining what he would do something what you know how trump could get your vote taylor if i was i've already said solidarity with you i'm never voting again okay but here's how here's

how i could convince you to vote any anyway to break your pact with me the fellow i would be trump's campaign manager the first ad would be him losing as the Trump, the, the, you know, everything was stolen from him to like huge orchestral music. Think like Lord of the Rings here. Like,

like when Gandalf falls down, falls to the ball rock. Okay. Like, like that kind of scene, that kind of setting with the music, you know, Joe stealing the election,

lots of that, lots of devil eyes I'd put in them, but you know, that little glint where you're not sure if that was a reptilian or not. I'd throw a lot of those in like one frame things where it goes from joe biden's face one frame of a swastika and back to his face real subtle he gets those goat eyeball iris yeah one frame one frame in the whole video and and like joe looks confused and then he turns to goat man and then he goes back to doing what he's supposed to do, what they want him to do.

But there would be a part, Taylor, where everybody would be like, you'd show the crying Trump fans, right? And you'd show the cheering purple-headed fat women and all that, like cackling and stuff. And then there'd be a moment where the music really dropped, and the whole screen's washed out white okay and everybody's shielding their eyes they're not sure what they're looking at and and you hear donald trump's voice he says i'm not donald trump i'm donald trump the white and he's come back no dye in his hair he's taking

seriously now he's donald trump the white okay he's pulling off full gandalf he's in He's in Gandalf's robes, but he has a hood. He has the hood. Oh, Jesus Christ. He's had it up. This was a genuine oversight by the costume people. See, that way you get your dog whistle in, okay? You get the Tolkien voting block.

Very important voting block. You just locked the whole fucking thing up, honestly. I'm excited about your fake video. Yeah, I really got to learn how to do some sort of video editing or something so I can make these things happen. Yeah, you got to pilot that out.

See how people feel. Just test it to a few. I'm thinking Claymation. Oh, yes. I was with you until then. There's something about Clay the animation that upsets me that is the worst idea ever stop motion sculpting effort alright well I'm just going to turn $8,000 worth

of video equipment that I've built this whole joke up to promote okay I would like if Trump Trump becomes like a like he'll only now be on TV deep faked onto John Cena's body he's tired of the jokes

he wants to be jacked that's the only way I mean have you seen him recently he's lost our theory was right or maybe it was just my theory that he was going to lose a shit ton of weight

right after he lost the election. That's last week, folks. He could pick up more stars nowadays. He's in a robe. Yeah, yeah. You've never seen this picture, Taylor? No. No, I've never seen it.

This picture made the rounds as he was running the first time. It's just like an embarrassing photo, but it didn't stick. Yeah, I don't think there's anything embarrassing about it. I mean, it's not Bert Reynolds on a bear rug. I don't know. He just looks like a guy on a bed. Yeah, I mean, it's not like a good picture or anything. It probably wouldn't want people to see that one. You know,

you go through your camera roll after you take a bunch of pictures on like a summer day out with your girlfriend. You're like, all right, like 80% of those made the cut. Maybe not the one where the bee chased us okay yeah it's not super embarrassing but it's also not flattering to answer the elon musk thing i hope he like brings trump back that would be so good so that that would be a very entertaining timeline that would be fun to watch it would yeah i i saw this it was a meme somewhere and they're like you know so jeff bezos buys the washington post one of

america's major newspapers uh bill gates has contributed something like a hundred million dollars to different journalists and such and then elon musk buys twitter and it's like the american oligarchs are owning our information sources yeah that's not new like i just got more though right like to buy twitter is a big deal how active are you guys on twitter oh i post every month mostly it's a place for like joking every so often but hockey highlights for me um every time i i like i never post anything on twitter but i like to go there to read and it always like makes me upset to like see like there are people who think a certain way like like oh that person is just like so different

from me they're almost like a different like species or something i don't know you know a lot of people feel that way but twitter doesn't get like me that way at all but i will i'm not immune to it though because maybe last year facebook would all the time now i watch a podcast where i don't know why i'm pimping them do you guys know the breaking points podcast at all you're familiar with this no no so they're a news podcast um their whole spiel is just ripping on mainstream media about how dishonest and how unfair they paint every story while they themselves are dishonest and paint every story wildly unfairly. I get my daily dose of being infuriated

at someone on the internet from them. YouTube has figured out this dumb ass will click on every video they put there and off i go it's easy to like like get yourself upset about stuff that doesn't matter at all like i did this to myself like a week ago it was because like you know hockey is different from the other major sports in that in football, there are a ton of huge metropolises where that's the biggest team. So there's a huge Baltimore journalism presence for the Ravens. There's a huge presence for the Raiders, whatever the hell. In hockey, it's so much less popular that you only get huge news from Toronto media.

So everything is about the Maple leafs all the time and like i got genuinely mad because all these leafs fans were like austin matthews is better than connor mcdavid which is going to mean nothing to you if you don't know the hockey world but it triggered me real good and i was like responding to journalists like you clown you fucking clown that's so wrong here's their stats here's this i kept getting blocked by these journalists. I'm like, all right, I'm going to be less aggressive. I disagree with your take. Here's their past three years of stats. That guy blocked me.

And so I'm just getting blocked all over the place from Toronto sports media for being like, Connor McDavid's obviously better. He's the best player in the world, bar none. Stop your Toronto cope. Is it that bad that you have the second best player in the world? Can you celebrate that? No, he's got to be the best player in the world, bar none. Stop your Toronto Cope. Is it that bad that you have the second best player in the world? Can you celebrate that? No, he's got to be the best. And it just like, that couldn't matter less in my whole world.

And I got mad about it for no reason. And it just shows like, you'll find a way to get, if you're in an agitated mood, you'll find something to get. But it kind of looks good on paper. I'll grant you that. But if you actually watch the games, it's all about Austin. Yeah, I'm not getting sucked in, man.

I'm not getting sucked in, man. Found his hot button. It was a hot button. And I know that a couple of people were trolling. Have you ever been trolled and as you're being trolled, you can't help but respond? Someone in quasi-earnest being like,

just take a look at Gretzky's numbers this season compared to Austin Matthews. And it's like, no! It's not even close! I know you're lying and it's still getting to me, but I know what you mean. I don't listen to political podcasts. That sounds miserable,

but if that is the way you say it is, it doesn't sound fun to listen to political podcasts that sounds miserable but uh if that is the way you say it is it doesn't sound fun to listen to did you see the video that fox news supposedly edited to make joe biden look lost and confused i want to know how long it was edited i need we know how much of an edit there was done though because my guess is look there were it wasn't a deep fake. He was walking around lost. Please tell me then, how much of it was edited? So what happened is Tucker Carlson showed a video of Joe Biden in two different instances.

And the first one he's looking at, he's kind of like looking lost and confused. And then they cut it. So what happened was, is he was looking in the room for someone. And then he introduced that person to someone else so right before he saw that person he goes oh you like come here they cut it yeah so he looked like he didn't know where he was going or what room he was in he did but in reality he's scanning a sea of people trying to find the person that he's looking for and then there's another instance where um obama is talking

to someone biden sort of puts his hand on his shoulder like to get his attention obama talks for a few seconds longer and then turns around and biden introduces someone to obama and right before obama turns around that's where the cut is so they make it look like obama ignored him for some indefinite amount of time and there's also like another little clip where like obama ignored him for some indefinite amount of time and there's also like another little clip where like obama has like a group that has gravitated around his that's the second one okay and they're off to the left and joe's off to the right kind of like he looks real he looks like he's trying to make it to the bathroom but it was too late or something he looks so confused he looks what i remember it he has his hand on obama's shoulder and obama didn't like immediately stop talking i don't think he even

knows whose hand is on his course not you know so uh but so he continues on for a minute turns around sees it's joe and gives him the attention in any case can we can we can we at least admit that there are several parts in those videos where regardless of what he was trying to do or who was in the room he looks like a confused weak old man he yeah he does have uh he has old man face like you know confused old man face where you're slightly agape when your eyes are too open and you're kind of yeah just just just a little bit like like just i guess befuddled would be the word he's frail too it's a bad look and because that like shit i don't know you start beating the same drum again and again you start looking for that thing right joe biden speaking poorly and

stuttering joe biden looking confused like you just push that narrative out again and again and again then every time he makes it true it's that's it's that much worse where if you were to do that same thing to like um jim jordan for example well he doesn't have a problem with looking like a goof like that he's the wrestler dude who overlooked the pedophiles he said i don't even know who that is he's a good speaker he's a republican it doesn't matter i picked him because he's alert and and a cognizant i don't know if that's i'm looking coherent he's alert and coherent and if you were to try to like find a moment where he was perhaps looking into a sea of people it wouldn't stick because he doesn't have that issue but joe biden on the other hand it sticks yeah well i mean there's a lot of examples of him looking

befuddled and confused with old man face like just kind of looking out of it or or giving speeches in ways that are disjointed or like you don't know anything jack like just out of looking out of it or giving speeches in ways that are disjointed or like, you don't know anything, Jack, like just out of nowhere. We're like, hey, what do you think about Ukraine? Hey, Jack, I'll tell you what about my hair. Yeah, you dog face pony boy or whatever it is. I like that better than what he said. Pony boy is funny.

It almost makes it sound like it's some sort of a kink. He's a pony boy. Get him out of here. Fucking creep. What did he really say? soldier dog face pony soldier i don't know what that means oh neither make any sense but i mean the neurons in his brain are dying like it's just it was just the four closest words to the number of syllables closest to the phrase he was supposed to say like they if i remember right the explanation was it was a line from a movie, but like all

the King's horses and all the King's men could not find that line in any movie. He found it out. He's like, oh, that's from an old John Wayne film, and they're like, nah. Fuck out of here. That would be a funny, desperate cover. Fact check, it was actually done

in a 1927 student film which yes it was in german do you know he doesn't speak german you know he didn't speak german so i got a few bets out there now that that say um varying things about the election like before it's even begun but i think i got trump winning with a couple people just just right out of the gate um like i did back in 2016 and uh i'm pretty sure that's what's gonna you put a little money on it uh yeah like 101 person maybe 50 with another no i've got 100 with uh midi that trump will not go to jail or receive any charges really like he won't be found guilty of anything that matters and even if he is it won't be like a felony that sticks to him or hurts him it'll be like oh you missed him misdemeanor mismanagement

charges you've got to organize that paperwork better next time yeah i don't think he's gonna go to jail yeah so i got 100 on that and middy's like well but for how long and i'll give you four years what he's like like yeah in the next four years he won't because as soon as the election process starts like nothing nothing's happening after that yeah are you taking even odds on those bets yeah wow yeah that's it seems like something should pay out better but probably so you should give him odds because it's way less likely it's gonna happen though it's it's just going to happen what's gonna happen? I was looking up the... One bet is that Trump will not...

Nothing will stick to Trump legally. That he might hit a misdemeanor, like mismanagement charge or whatever. Like some bullshit thing that rich company people get. But it won't be like, fucking felony sedition, hanging from the highest steeple. Nothing like that has happened.

He ain't going to jail um and i gave him a four-year time limit that so in four years maybe he's got to pay out um you should shorten that 2026 with the way inflation goes you're getting the equivalent of you're gonna get three gallons of gas in 2026 it'll be the other one just winning the election just trump winning the election against the entire You're going to get three gallons of gas in 2026. Oh my goodness. What was the other one? Just Trump winning the election? Oh, just Trump winning the election against the entire field of conservatives and Democrats. I would take that one.

I know that he's the favorite. Of course you would. Well, from my point or from like, would you take Trump? I think Trump will not be the next president. I think there's a strong chance he's collecting money and he keeps it. That's what they said in 2016. And the momentum built. He saw he could do it and he took it.

So, like, here's the thing. Trump right now has, actually, as of last month, like April 28th or something like that, I want to say he had like $120 million in the coffers. Something like that, yeah. The entire Republican party has about 45 the entire democrat party has about 44 yeah he has more than more than both of them combined which really means that he has all of his money and all the conservative money and don't forget like attack ads don't work on him so any any attack ad they make where they put his face on TV can only serve him well.

There's a reason he has more money. And it's not because he's collecting more, which you might think. It's because he's not spending it. He's not running for anything. The Trump PACs just collect money and keep it. The Republican PACs collect money and they buy ads. They buy legal fees. They buy transportation.

Whatever it takes to run a campaign. Trump, on the other hand, just gathers cash. Whatever it takes to run all the campaigns. That's the other thing to keep in mind. Trump's $100 million in money is just for Trump. Their $40 million has to divvied out to these little state congressional things. Like anywhere. Did you want some poster board?

All right. It's a huge amount of money that he's raised and he hasn't started raising it for real yet he hasn't even announced yet but he's out there at the rallies and he's doing his old you know he's doing his whole thing you might be right especially during the early part of the republican primary i think that money is a big advantage eventually there will be a democratic nominee and that guy will go swimming in cash. He'll have no trouble, whoever it is. You've got to respect the grind, though.

Here's the thing. We're like, he hasn't announced. It's way too early to announce. No one has announced. Even Biden hasn't announced. True. And yet, there's only one man out there grinding right now. Right now, I bet Donald Trump's on the road somewhere,

like going over his notes, eating fried chicken, and getting blown by someone who is not that hag that he walks around with. If I wasn't busy, I would go to his rally this weekend. I was thinking of going. It's in North Carolina. It's like 30 minutes from me or something. But I will be four hours from me. So I'm not...

If I'd known that that last one was in Commerce, Georgia, I'd have absolutely went. That's where I grew up. My dad lives like 30 minutes from there. I'd have totally went. I'm not a huge Trump fan. No. He doesn't know me, but the audience does.

But I would go for the experience. I just want to see what's up. I'll go people watching. I want to see the magic. My girlfriend and I used to go people watching on the weekends. We'd go to the jockey lot or the flea market, those big open market things where you walk around. One guy is selling turtles, and then some other guy is selling cologne he made himself.

It's that kind of outdoor market. And the people watching is fantastic. That's a Georgia thing. There's just a lot of that happening. Yeah, it's real cool. A Trump rally is that on steroids. It's almost like they're doing people watching and having a fair about it. it's almost like they're doing people watching and having a fair about it.

Everyone there is celebrating the same, they are of one mind. And they've got their team colors on. It's like going to a football game where the other side didn't even show. It's fun to be surrounded by people of the same mindset. That's a good way to put it. Yeah, that is a really well phrased. surrounded by people of the same good way to put it yeah that is a really well phrased um i want to go and see if it's like see you would be foolish to believe that the trump rally is really what all gas no brakes i think says it is right he surely finds the dumbest guy there and gets them to like not believe anything trump you gotta find good wrong. So I want to go and see the actual people

and see what they're like. See, I'm like the opposite of, I have no interest to go to any political rally ever because I imagine like, even though Trump is the funniest politician ever, it's not going to be like a standup show. I'll get the highlights. I'll get the funny clips later.

Like I don't care about the stuff where he's like, and now let's get serious for a minute can i just can we can we give it up for our cops and it's like shut up like make fun of someone that would be the disappointing part anything serious doesn't live up to the hype and you just you're like want to fast forward through it you go there like gonna talk about our cops our brave hero you mentioned the all gas no brakes guy i think he's channel five news now on on youtube my understanding like from the outside looking in was that the All Gas No Brakes thing was owned by a media company maybe, and they paid him a pittance and ripped him off, sort of stole his idea. And so he rebranded his Channel 5 News, and now he's doing his own thing.

Last I heard, Andrew Callahan, I think is his name. Last I heard, he was trying to get to Ukraine next. Last time I looked, he was doing the get to ukraine next after i think last time i looked he was doing the freedom convoy in dc but like ukraine was on the horizon once he had a passport so i like that guy yeah yeah he like he had he went and did his own thing now a separate separate from whoever like had something over on him and uh is doing his youtube channel now under like the name channel five news so he just introduces himself as channel five news, you know, as the same guy. Business can be interesting that way.

And like in the YouTube world. So I have two examples that come to mind where like this company takes someone, they take this personality, they make them huge. And now that personality realizes that they're really the person in the driver's seat. Jenna marbles did that,

right? She was with bar stool sports. And, uh, after a while while she's like you know i'm leaving you because really it's about me and she got rich and famous without paying barstool sports very much and they're like we made you it's like yeah maybe but now i am me so bite me um yeah i want to watch that happen go ahead i. I was just going to say that's fair, right?

Isn't that fair? It's not like they developed her. I don't know. Even if they did, it doesn't matter. At some point, you're your own person. You don't own me. I'm not a product. The work I do for you, if you have a thing you're plugging me into,

if I come on and do your show, then that's your product, that show that we did together. But I'm still me like here's an example let's say did you want to say something yet oh no i was just going to say that was it's an issue that we've seen a lot in the car world because 10 years ago you were sort of captive to who whatever platform you were releasing content on and the same in sports and everything else but when a lot of the publishers had a bit of a failure of imagination as to what would happen if they let their writers plug their social channels and they allowed it

and those that were successful in it left, took the audience, built more of an audience and totally crushed with the people who they used to write $100 articles for. And so, you know, Doug DeMuro is the biggest example of that in the car world

is that he was writing for Joe Blotnick. And then they let him embed his YouTube videos at a time when no one was making any money on YouTube. He starts to get a subscriber base, and now he's the biggest car YouTuber in the world. And so it's one of those things that we see a lot. And it was just old media approach, right, is the only thing that matters is their ability to be on my site. And that's no longer true. all the biggest people at the time just kind of left.

Like a lot of those companies were trying to like move old style corporate structures into the new digital world. And it didn't work out for, you know, who's that in the cocaine I was told didn't help at machinima's headquarters. Oh, the devil blah. Allegedly, allegedly,

I don't know. Allegedly. I've only heard from people, from people I trust only from direct. People are saying only from verified direct eyewitness people are saying only from verified direct eyewitnesses who are incredibly trustworthy good people very smart people just people on the ground that's all the the only people who are managing to stay like to that old media thing and like keep their shit locked up and they're still able to say fuck you to anybody and everybody's the

ufc though they do they still do that pay-per-view model um they've got espn in cahoots with them like it doesn't matter you get paid what you'll get paid if you want to be on the biggest stage in the world and it's fairly competitive like if you get paid what you're worth and a lot if this all right so like um this patty the baddie guy right getting paid 12 000 to show up and 12 000 to win his barstool sports money aside because he's getting like he's got a seven figure deal there. But as far as UFC, yeah. As far as the UFC goes,

like he's able to say at this point, clearly a next fight, new contract, right? There's no way that Dana White's going to be like, no, no, there's no way I'm giving you $75,000 next time.

Right? Like, that's probably all he has to do. It's like an, it's an extra a hundred or 200,000 next time, right? That's probably all he has to do. It's an extra $100,000 or $200,000 that this kid wants. He's going to make that happen. But if he wanted $10 million to show up, Dana White would say, go fuck yourself. And you can't leave.

UFC contracts are interesting in this way. Let's say, here's me. I'm an average UFC fighter fighter which is to say amazing but amongst ufc fighters i'm kind of average they're like all right woody i will pay you a 40 grand to show 40 grand to win and you'll fight other average people if you think you're about to make a title run i'll pay you 80 and 80 but you're about to go down murderer's row and a murderer's room might get you like you could go on a three fight losing streak and find yourself out so patty be careful what you wish for patty's facing easier competition in the ufc than he did to get into the ufc in the

like minor league shows if he starts getting 75 75 example, then they're going to ask him to fight some mother truckers. Since we're kind of touching on UFC, I got to talk about Kamzat Zemayev. This guy, he's fighting this weekend. The unbeaten guy with the hair. Are you having a stroke?

He has the name wrong. Kamzat? That part might be right. Did I get the last name wrong? I thought you started with a Z. Did I make a mistake? I'd make mistakes. I thought it was like Zamyav or something like that. I'm about to get it right. I mean, it's going to be some other gobbledygook

word. It's not like I made beeps or something. It's Khamzat Chamyav. Come on! Y'all freaked out! Oh! Oh! Thank you. Y'all freaked out. Oh. Oh. Thank you. Obviously.

I know who that is. He's fighting this weekend. Everybody's pretty hyped about it. He's fighting Gilbert Burns. And so I've been watching his embedded thing and how hard he's training for this fight. And I've never seen anything quite like this. He goes to sleep after training four times that day. And then he wakes up at midnight to train a fifth

time that day and and and and and he starts doing self like affirmations while he does uh speed rope in the dark while his coach times him and i wrote down what he said how do you time someone in the dark what he's sitting in the dark with because the speed rope is going click, click, click, click, click, click, click. He's hitting a speed rope at midnight in the dark with his coach talking to himself. And this is what he said. I'm the best ever. Click, click, click, click. Better than everybody.

Smash everybody. Nobody's like me. He's too slow, coach. He's too weak. I'm too strong. Too fast. My conditioning has no limit limited edition conditioning he's and then he said something and then the music like kicks in

and like that little docudrama and it goes he said my right hand coach it broke the mountains and then he starts going fast and i was like all right i like this guy a lot this guy's great he's talking about breaking mountains and shit um was he doing it was he saying that like in in kind of broken english oh yeah in that like cutesy sort of like barely able to speak the language kind of yeah non in an endearing way very much endearing yeah it's it's uh and when he says smash he says smash no i'm looking forward to that so he was talking about how he got inspired to go into the UFC, right? So at this point, he's like the number two Swiss wrestler or something. I don't know why he wrestles in Switzerland.

He's Russian of some sort. But anyway, he watches Conor McGregor knock out Jose Aldo in 13 seconds. Conor McGregor is a bad man right now. The baddest man on the planet in his weight class. He says this, if that guy did that shit, why can't I? Mentally, I'm stronger than him. My body,

bigger than him. I was feeling at that time, if I met him outside, I could break him. If he makes that money, why not me? It's like, dude, when I was watching Conor on his run, I never thought that. I never thought, why not me? And it's like, dude, when I was watching Connor on his run, I never thought that. I never thought, why not me? You know, I honestly thought like, oh, wow.

So they make ninjas in Ireland. Oh, okay. Where's Chechnya? Oh, God. It's in Western Russia, right? That's where they had like those ethnic cleansing wars for like a decade this guy's maybe that's not a hair lip maybe it's a bullet wound i i don't understand russian borders anymore i don't either well they border like 30 fucking countries but like what is russia what is

just what russia thinks is russia is georgia russia for example yes they'd like it i think chechnya is russia but again i really i don't know yeah chechnya is a region of russia so that's why like khabib is is russian well he's not he's from there right no he's from well i was just using the only other guy I know. Dagestan. Now, see, that could be Russia, too. I don't know. Relevant, though.

He's just a hard-as-nail motherfucker who grew up in a rough place and really looking forward to seeing him fight this weekend. He's a real ugly guy, too, which I appreciate. Do you ever just look at a map of Europe without the names and realize you don't know anything about how the world works? Oh, God. I do that with lots of maps, too. Can you believe they got... Let me ask you a real question, Taylor.

How sure are you that they have cars in Moldova? I'm pretty sure. I bet they're like Eastern Bloc cars. Either that or is that one of the places where they have big F1 races? Here's what I would guess. I would guess that the car

to oxen driven cart ratio is not one to zero. You know what I would bet? I bet they have really physically hardy women there. From pulling the carts. From so many of their men having died in anonymous

battles and wars probably i don't know if they fight in wars in moldova they're i mean soon maybe we'll see how things go what's happening in the dumbass i thought moldova was like uh blue watered mediterranean location ah that sounds like a much nicer place look at look at the way look you look at moldova on the map it's one of those countries where like another country steals all of their uh access to water it's like moldova's here and ukraine's like it's like have you ever seen croatia the audacity of croatia pull up croatia and look at what they're doing to Serbia and all these, all these other places in this beautiful beach and Croatia just slices it.

It's, it's a, have you looked at Croatia? It's a total you. They just stole the entire, that has to be a byproduct. I don't know anything about the situation. That has to be a byproduct of a real bad-ass group of people.

Don't you think? Like there was at some point, those are the people wanted access to that river or coastline, and they were just like, no, do you want to die for it, though? That happened at some point, right? There is an example of a... Oh, that's not fair!

Look at that! It goes all the way down! Look, after the city of Plos or whatever, there's a tiny gap for Bosnia to get its food food and then croatia said fuck you we're taking dubrovnik as well a little additional bit oh that's the gap i do see it yeah they let it so it doesn't even connect they just took it that's hilarious we'll

let you have one cheatery there's a there's an example that's closer to home and kyle i don't mean to hurt your feelings but georgia and alabama got buttfucked by florida they're just like oh the golf yeah that's mine yeah well we'll see there was a time when they had the entire southern united states buttfuck remember the like the louisiana purchase like those lines went all the or some map that I've seen where it just cuts... The wording was, from here and everything westward. They didn't even know what was there.

I was just like, the fuck? It was a straight line that went to California and into the Pacific Ocean. It was like, yeah, all of that too. It made Oklahoma like a thousand miles long. Yeah. Those old maps, it's great. No, we don't have a lot of coastline. What we have sucks you ever been to Jekyll Island I didn't know there was one

that's what it's a it's a muddy pustule off the coast of Georgia that you have to go on over a bridge to see um I cut my feet a lot on those conch shells and that muddy water I don't know what I was doing out there I was so i think back now to how far i walked from shore and it probably pales in comparison to some of the nonsense woody did back in the day in jersey but like we were easily a thousand yards out like like half of like you could just walk like it was like up to your like belly button and like we were feeling around on the ocean floor for like conch shells you know they're sharp and we were feeling around on the ocean floor for conch shells. They're sharp. And we were collecting them. I don't know.

We did that for oysters. We would eat them at night. You would not want to eat an oyster from where we were. Good point, Kyle, because I'm sure the oysters on the bottom of Long Beach Island in New Jersey, that's where you want them. You're coming up with a bucket. We call this Jersey City Gold. Just a bunch of rotten oil slippery. Let me tell you how bad this vacation I was on.

This was also... They had just removed lead from the gas when I was doing this. That's what they have instead of oysters is lead. That's probably Jekyll Island, but it's like a nice part maybe. This was the super wow trip, the one where I got corralled into that socially awkward Bible study group for a week in Jekyll Island. Yeah, it was the worst. But it was also the year when they had those massive fires in Florida.

And so the smoke was coming up the coast, and it turned the water ash-colored. There was so much smoke that the ocean water turned to ash. It was disgusting. How does Florida burn? I feel like it's so muggy. It'd be hard to get anything going. Oh, they burn. Central Florida burns like crazy.

Oh, it burns. Across the highway. Yeah. I feel like this is a Kramer answer. Oh, it burns. Oh, it burns. My friend Bob Sacamano was down there two summers ago. He started a huge place

It's also what will happen If DeSantis puts up too much of a fight Against Trump I think He'll just go Sherman on him And burn Florida So I don't know anything about this DeSantis guy He's the governor of Florida right So everything I've heard about him

So he's the guy behind the What do they call that bill that protects children don't say gay yeah that one um he's behind that bill and um but but every now and then i hear him speak out like on the covet stuff i remember him being like super lax yes no masks no closing anything and you know i saw this map the other day that showed deaths per like thousand state by state with a color map. Clearly, Florida was ahead

a little bit, quite a bit. It was like maybe an extra person per thousand died versus the places that were super locked down. Man, that's not that bad considering that they did two full spring breaks where nobody gave a fuck. They're actively

mocking people wearing masks and stuff yeah i think this story is interesting so he was a politician not really of note like he wasn't killing it on the big stage or anything and he was uh what i'll call a traditional republican oh that doesn't look bad for florida it was what i'll call a traditional republican you know let's do the small government thing let's do the pro-life thing whatever and then he saw trump's success and he rebranded himself right this is a guy who went to yale and then he went to harvard to get his law degree he was comes from money he's like he's really smart but now like his whole thing is like i'm going to the right of trump on covid i'm going to the right here i on COVID. I'm going to the right here.

I'm the guy. I'm more Trump than Trump. I'm Trump, but I speak like an intelligent guy. But I speak a lot like Trump, just without the stuttering and confusion. And he's a better Trump than Trump is. Donald Trump says we need to send back illegal immigrants to their own countries. I say not to let them pay up. We send them to to their own countries. I say not to let them pay up. We send them to our

enemy's countries. That's a good line, too. But, so yeah, he's sort of joined the performative theater branch of the Republican Party where he's previously a traditional one, and he's wildly

successful with it. He might be a good pick to be the next president he's 43 i yeah 43 yeah i thought that it's weird to see a politician not elderly i feel like it is these days he's not a great looking 43 he i mean that's valid that's a lot of sun taxing but the traditional mindset of a politician is that you win the 51st percent. And that's how you win. So you target the center. You end up just your side of center. And that's how you win.

And unless the other candidate, like Hillary Clinton was, was so polarizing that you've got a chance. And so Trump proved that you didn't have to do that. And DeSantis is certainly rolling heavy into that mindset. Yeah. Is he like the big guy that they think is going to run? I would say Trump is the big guy they think is going to run. But DeSantis is like... He's number two.

Who else is there? I don't hear about anybody else. Marco Rubio, I'm sure. That guy sucks. Not him. Like all of the standard guys. What's his name? Romney. Romney will want back in. Romney sure. That guy sucks, not him. Like all of the standard guys. What's his name? Romney will want back in.

Romney sucks. Ted Cruz sucks. Rubio sucks. I mean, I don't like these people. I'm just telling you who's going to run. DeSantis would have a tremendous chance if Trump didn't run. But they will split the same voting group, and they could end up costing both of both each other

the primary to somebody else who you know just no that's trump's running mate right there that's the dream fucking team you lock up florida you go ahead and lock up florida you got you got the younger guy who like you feel so much more secure with like an 83 year old donald trump or whatever he'll be like that's the dream team kyle's not wrong they are currently mortal enemies you know they they hate each other but we've watched this play out with ted cruz and lindsey graham where as soon as there's a clear victory i'm sorry clear victor then they stop being enemies enemy of my enemy is my friend okay and nobody likes those dirty democrats trying to take our children and

put them in those indoctrination camps i've seen the camps with my own eyes they're they're kidnapping kids i mean not literally chaining them up in the it's a small world ride we've known about this i've seen the camps in my own visions actually based on the new uh definition of literally according to webster's dictionary i have literally seen those camps now now and and webster's dictionary i guess literally is is defined as figuratively because because that's how it's used most often because we have fallen into an idiocracy in which people didn't know what the word literally meant. Yeah, but then you wouldn't change the definition because people start using a word incorrectly.

You would hope. You literally would. You literally do. That's how definitions work. They literally did that in the traditional definition. That's how we got to where we are. I promise you, if we step back 50 years, you'll barely understand the language. 500 and you won't be able to speak.

50 years? They have TV shows from then, dude. And they sound weird. Here's a perfect example. Look at Woody. 50 years old. Woodworth, doth thou ready yourself for feasting time? Oh yeah, I remember when I was a kid.

The ritual slaughter of animals on our farm. And serfdom. Yeah, no. There should at least be a little isn't that the line that the dictionary is supposed to hold hold the line of word definitions like hey you're using that one incorrectly no no the line they're not they're not the roherum hold i'm kind of on team taylor with this in that, look,

if we invent a new word, right? If all of a sudden we start saying like, this thing is like giga huge. And that just becomes a way of saying really big. Fine. Now we have a new word. But if I start using literally incorrectly,

we should have a real resistance to changing the definition. I've resisted it for a decade. I'm with you. I resisted for a decade. And what's you. I resisted it for a decade. And what's the other one that I hate? Oh, when people say I could care less. Supposedly. Do you know what you're saying when you say you could care less? You care quite a bit, I guess.

You're defining the amount you care as greater than zero. I could draw this on a math board. I could care quite a bit less. I couldn't care less. I couldn't care less about how you want to say that phrase

because you're wrong. I'm with you. I take great pride in knowing the difference between farther and further. That's one of my things. Do you ever dominate someone in public with that? No.

You meant further. Sir, get away from me. You're approaching another customer's drive-thru window. I couldn't help but notice. That is not the urinal feedback I was looking for. I asked you to pull up further. I meant when I said get further away,

you knew what I meant. Get the hell away from me. I don't know how I stumbled on it, but someone was talking about Dan Gable, the famous American wrestler who was like... I don't know who that is. He invented the Gable Grip. You've heard of the Gable Grip? I have.

Anyway, famous American wrestler, and it was a quote from one of his roommates. Let me go. What? Let me go. I'm not gay. Apparently, one night, like jumped out of bed and started doing push-ups like in the middle of the night and um and he was like what are you doing and he had he had had a nightmare that the russians were training harder than him he had a nightmare that his

russian opponent at the olymp Olympics was out there training right now. And he slept on a Russian sleep schedule so that he knew that he would be training when they were training. And he could literally go further, like that mattered. Yeah, as if that would matter. Apparently it did. Apparently it did. Look at his Wikipedia. This was an inspirational figure to you?

It has been for some time, yes. I wake up in the night and do push-ups a lot. I do. That's not very good fatigue management from this guy. He needs to be resting. He needs to be recovering. Nothing would make a Russian competitor happier than knowing

do you know your competitor has had no vitamin D in the last six weeks and he's doing push-ups in the middle of the night? It's like, this is great news for Igor. I'm going to fuck that retard up. And I had a question. Let's pretend I'm buying a thing, right? Motorcycle car,

that thing. And I'm reasonably confident everyone's selling this thing for like eight grand but one silly head puts it up for six grand does ed try to get that guy to four or does he does he know he's he's got a deal when he sees it that's a great question there's only been a handful of times in the car world where i've seen a deal that was so good that you didn't negotiate whatsoever. I think that if you get into a situation like that, negotiating is one of the best ways to figure out if you're being scammed. And if something is alarmingly below a market value, if you don't try to get some movement out of a seller,

then you are running a greater risk of being scammed by that person. And so, you know, it's just one of those things that I enjoy the negotiative nature of everything. And so, yeah, I'm always going to try. You're in Georgia. Is that right? I am. Yeah. North of Atlanta. In New Jersey, I would a hundred percent agree with you because I feel like everyone sort of like, they don't get their feelings hurt by your offer. They're just, it's not so sensitive down here. Like if you're close enough they'll be like no like all right i'll come up no you

closed your door dick you hurt my feelings by coming in a thousand under what i said i don't want to hear your further offers and i'm not weird to me you know it's possible i think there's always people who get overly emotional about anything that's transactional. I mean, at the end of the day, I'm telling you what I'm committing to pay and you should be telling me what you're committed to ask for. And whoever's commitment or resolve is stronger is probably the one that's going to come out ahead in it. And I miss that about the day-to-day car business. I sold Lamborghinis, Aston Martins, McLarens, and Lotuses at an authorized dealer for six years. And the negotiating with people was the fun of it. Now, if you go in there today,

everything's sold out. So every new car pretty much from almost any brand right now is sold out. So salesmen are just taking orders. And that sounds like an utterly miserable existence. I mean, you go work at Target and have the same experience. You can go to the phone. Yeah, exactly. Here's another thing. Now, I'm unfamiliar really with the world of high-end cars. You've sat in a car, I imagine, that is worth $2 million new and a car that's worth half a million new. How do they distinguish themselves from each other?

Do you ever sit in that half-million-dollar car and be like, what is this just leather from a cow like not even an ostrich or anything like this isn't human skin what the fuck i i like this feels pedestrian would human skin be the best is that what we really would be the most prestigious ickiness aside is it the most luxurious probably too thin i'm not sure if it tans very well like oh it is the uh no not really if you thought about and there aren't a lot of manufacturers that sell cars throughout that entire range so it's not always apples to apples but like uh i was just out in vegas with a sponsor and we were doing a bit with uh the law ferrari that ruined steve

wynn's relationship with Ferrari. And so that's a car that knew was at $1,600,000 and now it's worth about $4 million. And to be quite honest, the infotainment, the controls of the car, everything feels exactly like the $300,000 car that Ferrari sold. Now, it has a very exotic power plant. But the most significant thing about it is that it is built in a lower quantity, and that's what creates the value. And so it's not a car that they build 25,000 of in a 458 or 488. It's a car they built, they said, 499 of. And so, yeah, so that's a lot of Ferrari.

About every decade, they build what they would call a supercar or a hypercar level thing. Supercar has been sort of brought down a notch as the word hypercar has come out but that's a you know 920 horsepower hybridized v12 probably be the last um you know a big displacement version of a car like that that they do and it's always been known to be impossible to get one and so it's it's an exclusivity and a barrier to entry much more than the tangible value there. Same thing with a McLaren. If you compare a McLaren Senna to a 720S or a 675LT, same thing. It's not that much better.

It might use a little bit more carbon fiber or something like that, but the experiential nature of it isn't wildly, wildly different. As cars get older, then certainly some of them start to get to be valuable based on whatever the criteria is. And hopefully that's because they're legitimately special. I mean, the way that someone would react to either seeing it or driving it is great. We shot a car track series last year at the Amelia Island Concours, and we opened by borrowing a $20 million McLaren F1 and drove it around for several hours, had a blast in it. And it's one of those things, it's a 90s supercar, the fastest car ever in the

mid 90s and went 240 miles an hour. And today, I have a car that I spent less than $200,000 on that is faster than it, makes a better noise, is is a lot more comfortable but it's special because you know there's only 106 of those built and it represents a lot of the reasons why we love cars and so it's much more emotional than tangible at that point oh that makes sense do you have such a dumb what's your favorite car but like i i you mentioned the f1 and And at the time, if I have my history right, it competed with a Porsche, the 959. Correct. And I was always on team 959. I liked it so much more, as if I've touched either one of them. But the 959, they lost money on that car.

They were about the same price. Correct. The Porsche lost money on their 959. It was an amazing car they had similar performance characteristics 959 was maybe a little heavier but i think it had actual air conditioning and like it's a car you might want to own and live in whereas the f1 was almost like something lotus would produce like a wildly overpowered go-kart with make-believe you know carbon fiber shell on top of it and uh i was like oh that just seems cheap

and porsche like the thing i read is the executives would like scratch their head and you know look down at the ground when you asked them how much money they lost on every one well the ferrari guys were like we're making so much bank selling this overpowered go-kart to ferrari fans and that's why I liked it. So the 959 has always been my, like, if you could have anything, that's what you want. So you preferred the Porsche that he showed over this car? Yeah.

Now, that picture didn't look as flattering as it was in my memory. Yeah, that was an awful Porsche. Yeah. It's a stretched out car. If I'm being honest, it's the worst Porsche I've ever seen. Zach, can you find a picture that looks good? No, Kyle, find a picture that looks worse. There are some. Some of the prototypes looked really,

really goofy, but it was like an elongated 911 that had some new vents. There you go. White is not their color. It was the car that Bill Gates petitioned Congress along with a lot of other rich people that were upset that Porsche refused to sell it to them to create a new law called the show or display law.

And so they ended up in, what was it? It was probably done in the 98 or so is when you became, you could sort of apply for cars that were not street legal in the US to come in, but you were limited to 2,500 miles a year. And so there was a rich guy lobby that got that bolted on to the third bill it managed to pass on. And so, yeah, to me, the F1 is the ultimate car. I think that there's so many things that are distinctive about it. The big naturally aspirated V12, the central seating position, the exclusivity, and it being the fastest. The 959 was arguably the first car to officially go 200 miles an hour in stock form, and it was built for Group B racing, which is great.

The McLaren F1 wasn't really built as a race car, although it was very successful against the 959. And so they're all great. But the great thing is when you find a dream car like that, it can be something that changes the way that you look at cars in general. And I think that there's a lot of things about my Lamborghini that I like because of what I like about the F1. And I think that if you don't have to always get to the point of having the dream car, the dream car may change over time. They build new ones every year. But that's one of the things that I love about how hybridized and complicated and technological new cars are.

They don't make me want them more because I know what things will break on them, especially from being in a dealership setting. One thing that can change is your idea of what the mission is. If it's like, oh, I like this car because I enjoy track day. And then over time, you're like, truthfully, I enjoy city driving. You know, I like to drive in this thing and do a look at me type thing. And air conditioning is really essential in that environment, whereas it wasn't at the track. When the mission changes, the car can change. And that's a thing too. Absolutely. And, you know, one of the things that happens, especially with some of these, you know, halo cars like that is that if you ever got there,

it gets a lot harder to enjoy cheap cars again. And so many of us have had so much fun in junky old cars that that was a lot of why we started doing the types of videos we call them car track. And it's, it's us absolutely knocking off top gear and we do it because you know it's kind of like comedians and cars getting coffee uh if you watch seinfeld in that it is abundantly obvious that the first sponsor came to him and he made them agree to the show concept before but he made him agree to the sponsorship before he told him what he was going to do. Because if he had told them, I'm going to go borrow a car that's nicer than something I would normally drive to wherever I'm going to drive it, which is going to be a coffee shop. And I'm going to go with a friend that I already have. And we're going to complain about being famous.

And nobody sponsors that, but they did. And it was successful. And so this was the same situation. We had a sponsor who was open to kind of us doing whatever we wanted. And they're like, well, if you're going to tell us we can do anything, we're going to play Top Gear. And we figured out a way to do that. And so we come up with a goofy challenge. And so like most recently, it was that we had to import a car. So a car that was more than 25 years old. After that, you don't have to have show or display.

You can just bring anything in. And so I brought in a right hand drive TVR Cerbera. That was probably the first legal one in the US. And yeah, we make up some adventures. We go rent a track and have an awful lot of fun. And so, yeah, I think that as long as you can still find ways to enjoy whatever it is about the automotive hobby or any hobby that you want, whether it's shooting guns or fishing or anything else, just whatever it is that makes it mean something to you. That's what you always have to find a way to gravitate back towards. Yeah. I mean, cars are a fun one. Very, very high barrier to entry, but yeah. I haven't found that nicer motorcycles change my enjoyment

of cheaper ones like at all like i today i rode a drz 400 for the few people who know that bike it's a it's an inexpensive suzuki that hasn't changed since maybe 1999 like if i'm not right i'm really close and uh and i love that bike i went out the drugstore pickup stuff for my wife and and i'll just zip it around driving irresponsibly and it's it's a blast how is uh how is she doing since the crash uh oh that's a supermoto version that's drz 400 though she's doing well so uh for ed's benefit or the audience who hasn't heard my wife was learning to drive a motorcycle and it didn't come easily towards to her. And she had a professional instructor who wasn't me to be clear.

And she's having a great day, just like buzzing around, picking up speed, getting into like fourth and fifth gear in an off-road environment on a small bike. I think it was like 10 horsepower Honda dirt bike. And maybe she got fatigued or something, but she crashed into a tree at full throttle and dislocated. It's the AC joint where

the collarbone meets the shoulder. I'm blocking it in the camera. It's right around here. So her shoulder for some period of time, like a week, hung down low and hang down low. And the top of it here was kind of normal. And then this part was down low. So the doctor took a, they called it a suture, but basically he took some string, pulled her shoulder back in, and that went really well. They saw the x-rays like a week later, and he was bragging about how symmetrical she was how he killed it um she goes to pt once or twice a week physical therapy and um they're very impressed with her range of motion and she's not wearing a sling anymore she's allowed to use the arm but not put any weight in

it so basically you know their range of motion i don't think she has any restrictions on what she can do with it but don't try to catch things. Don't try to lift heavy things, stuff like that. She's maybe three weeks out from surgery. And she has five more before they put a weight in her head. Goodness gracious. So is she getting back on that bike? Yes.

Yeah, she says yes. She's allowed to change her mind. No one's holding her to it or whatever. But she claims that this has not discouraged her. There was a moment where it did. She's had some highs and lows. She can be grumpy sometimes. She's limited in what she can do.

And I have been injured. Anyone who watches this show knows I make bad decisions. And, you know, it can get you down emotionally. Like, shucks, I'm sort of tethered to boring shit you know she's putting lego things together in the dark that's not fun that's that's really hard in the dark the why in the dark is because we have a um projector screen like as a tv so you kind of turn the the room lights down so that the you can watch on this 109 inch effectively tv which has her like sitting in the dark watching tv putting legos

together this is like like if i was trying to make you depressed that's what i would do to you i mean the way you said it i didn't see the TV on. So I imagined you walking in like, Jackie? And she's like Bilbo when he goes for the ring. It's worse than you think. She has these magnifying glasses on with like flashlights that come out of either side. So you're like, Jackie? And she's like. Are the Legos the therapy?

No that's just a hobby There's not many things you can do When you're limited to carrying one pound And you can't catch What are your hobbies going to be? Legos or TV She just paint my numbers She enjoys TV shows that I don't. She's currently in a bionic woman phase.

Holy shit, the old one? Yes. Yeah, is there a new bionic woman? Apparently it's way better than Bionic Man, according to her. The plot lines were stupid. I had to tell her. I was like, look, if you have one really strong arm, you can't pick up a car.

Have they reinforced her spine, her core? How is she throwing rocks across the desert with one good arm? That's not how humans work. And I ruined the show for her. She starts crying.

Why do you have to take everything from me? I can't. Wait until the last arc all over again. This show looks terrible. The Bionic Woman? Is it from 1976? I don't know. But it's super old. I watched it as a little kid.

I watched The Six Million Dollar Man. That's The Bionic Man. but it's super old i watched it as a little kid and um i watched the six million dollar man and that's the bionic man and the hulk was that so the hulk this is like woody young didn't get to choose tv like childhood favorites the hulk and dukes of hazards were dukes of hazard is a good one i didn't watch much of that, but it was so culturally impactful that I know all the little cliches and everything. I remember I got... I don't know what kind of car

that is. Dodge Charger. I remember someone pulled up next to me in one of those in a gas station with the rebel flag on the roof and everything. It was for sale for like forty five thousand dollars. And I was like. If you didn't have that fucking flag on it, because it's so cool, dude, like everything about it was it did the horn, the horn had played Dixie or whatever, and like it was the right color.

It had the but it had the fucking doesn't the one. Does the one from the show have the flag oh yeah yeah have you seen the movie with johnny knoxville there's a part there's a part where they pull up at like a college or something you know they're not in hazard county anymore it's all rebel flag on the roof and like these people can see the roof and they start screaming at him because it's racist but but like johnny knoxville and like the other guy I can't remember who it is Can you find another picture of Zach? That doesn't look like it. That's like a toy of it Yeah, that's a

It's the General Lee It was the right color but there's not a set color because they just mixed a bunch of paint together to paint them because they crashed like 500 of the cars making the show but actually the guy who told today's car story on the VinWiki channel

found the original one and restored it. And Bubba Watson owns that car now. There was a rumor that Bubba was taking the flag off the roof, but he hasn't done that. It's, but those cars, yes, they were very, very collectible. I think Bubba paid like $150,000 and I think the peak transaction of a significant screen used

was probably a quarter million dollars and now you cannot give them away because of the flags. And even if you take them off or put an American flag on the top, people still know. Yeah, because then it's not like it's from the show. I know your car used to be racist. You know what?

A good workaround for that, considering people are retarded about flags. Just throw a Union Jack up there. Do the next one. He did a General Grant version. Yes. I don't like that. I love it so much. Well, that flag looks terrible because it wasn't even the right proportions.

You know, your heritage is losing and mine is winning. When the Duke boys hear of this. I hear that more as we got to pick a side when we saw who was winning. Oh, Zach, can you show Oklahoma? I found something interesting about that. I always wondered why Oklahoma was shaped like it was. Can you pull up a like. Do you have an answer for that panhandle thing i do i do so as

new states joined america if they were higher than a certain parallel then they weren't a lot then they couldn't be slave states anymore so oh fuck it's a picture without texas but if you could picture texas where there's like a word oklahoma is the reason that it didn't go higher is because they wouldn't be allowed to have slaves anymore so they just they just why don't they go further west with that little little dick they got they probably wanted to and then other states like whoever's to the west of that was like no new mexico wouldn't have it what is oklahoma like are they the like of that was like, no. New Mexico wouldn't have it. What is Oklahoma? Are they the come here state? Everybody's like, come on.

They're the Sooner State? I think that's just their sports team. The whole thing is called the Sooners. Am I the only one who doesn't know what the fuck that means? I know that they're like, go Sooners! I'm excited about it. Draw a Sooner for me real quick

though. I couldn't. I don't know what it is. Exactly. That's my point. What is a Sooner? A fan from Oklahoma! You son of a bitch. Sooners is the name given to settlers who entered the unassigned

lands in what is now the state of Oklahoma before the official start of the land rush of 1889. So Sooner just means... They got there too soon. They didn't wait until it was a state. I think they got the land while it was free or something. Yeah, it was probably some homesteading thing. So a Sooner is an Oklahoma pilgrim pioneer, I should say? That's what it appears to be.

My understanding of history comes from a Tom Cruise movie where he rode a horse across the field to get his favorite plot of land. Don't forget that Nicolas Cage movie where he saved the country and got the Declaration of Independence. That taught me in volume. National treasure. Dude, that's one of my favorite parts of history. That's the best fucking biography I've ever seen.

And the compelling performance Nick Cage gives. The Masons. The free Masons. The Stonecutters Club. This country owes more to Nick Cage than perhaps any other individual based on the films that I've seen. Which means we owe it to Bernie Madoff for making him broke enough to take

every possible movie he could get. Also maybe Turkey or whoever he like bought that Tyrannosaurus Rex skull from that he had to return and not get his money back. It was like $25 million or something. No, maybe it might've been, you'd have to Google it. I heard two different figures and one of them was like absurd,

but he bought a Tyrannosaurus Rex skull at auction and then maybe the country of Turkey or somebody like that came back at him and was like, actually, that wasn't their T-Rex head to sell. That's our T-Rex head. And Nicolas Cage,

cool guy that he is, was just like, yeah, okay. Take it back then. He didn't get his money back? No, because he lost out his quarter million dollars. He probably had to do a really stupid movie to get that money back. He just has got his head above water. Over six million in property taxes and federal taxes he had to pay back. That's why he's been doing these movies like crazy the last few years. Yeah.

I'm really still upset about it because he made me watch Mandy. Mandy was a good movie. Mandy's fucking excellent. That's a gem. I recommend it to everyone. I watched it not too long ago. Do people hold a grudge for your recommendation like I do? Have you seen Mandy, Ed?

No. It's a very weird, esoteric feeling Nick Cage movie. And Kyle and I liked it very much. It's like an acid trip. Acid is both present in the material of the movie. Part of it is about this crazy Christian acid cult. But it's also like you feel like you're on acid a little bit while you're watching it because the themes sort of

change as Nick Cage does more acid and the colors and the sound and everything it's a little bit like an acid trip in movie form it's good though when I watched that movie I hated it so much I developed this narrative in my head that Kyle and Taylor

pranked me like they recommended the movie Suicide Squad. Like, Woody, you're going to love it. Suicide Squad is the best. There's this really cool alligator character. Wait till he comes on. It's cool. It's great.

Watch it to the end. To the end. I couldn't get enough of it. After the credits, too. I'm thinking about it. And I'm watching this. I'm like, those guys are jerks. I know this movie's bad.

And then you came on the show that week, or maybe it was even before. Kyle and I were like, huh? And you're like, you guys fucking sent me on a goose chase. We were recommending our friend a movie we liked, and you were sitting there fuming at us. Pull up the Rotten Tomatoes for that thing. I bet it's super high i don't even i don't know what it is i've never looked but like i love it i love it so much i've only

seen it once too but i've seen it five times it's fucking great so the tomato meter is really high 90 the audience score is 67 which isn't terrible but it's not it's a mismatch there yeah yeah i see that yeah that makes a lot of sense to me too because i think if you don't have any idea if you're going in blind you could be you'd be so confused like after a while like if you if you've never seen anything like that before like if you're expecting like national treasure oh yeah yeah I think, I think maybe you, after the first person got burnt alive in a sack, you'd be thrown off. Yeah.

Yeah. I mean, it's a, it's a good movie with the Nick cage, like dinosaur skull thing. Anytime I hear about like rich celebrity purchases with stuff like that, I'm always like, is this like that art money laundering thing again,

where rich people are like, Oh, well, I bought this for a friend of mine appraised where rich people are like oh well uh i bought this for a friend of mine appraised this for three million dollars and then i bought it for three million i bought or i bought it for 10 grand for the artist and then a friend of mine an appraiser said it's worth three million and so i donated it to this public uh building and i get to take three million dollars off my tag or whatever i feel like this is a roundabout way

of saying my hunter biden ink blow straw blowing paintings aren't worth what I think they are. That's a genius. His paintings suck. I actually got an NFT of one of his paintings. That would be so funny. That's the new form version of

bragging about your dinosaur head is the Paul Brothers bragging about how much they bought a cyberpunk. So whatever, how many apes and zombies you own now. That's it. Yeah. That's really how,

you know, a celebrity is doing well. Yeah. That did one of the, one of the Paul brothers offered a Kanye and Pete Davidson, like $30 million each. Yeah. Yeah.

I was going to ask Zach to pull that very picture up. I found it. Pete Davidson like 30 million dollars each to fight I'm sorry I was going to ask Zach to pull that very picture up I found it too can we go back to Hunter Biden blowing his painting you know he discovered this while doing cocaine that is I think he's using his crack

pipe is that recent yeah yeah yeah so here's the that's so bad into the um conspiracy which i kind of do um this guy needs money hunter biden and he has made these ink blowing drawings right so you put ink on there you blow them with a straw and you get something like you're looking at on the screen and then people are buying them for hundreds of thousands maybe millions of dollars and it's like this is elementary school art stuff it actually isn't that bad to me like i don't think i could do it quite as well the top right looks kind of neat it looks like seven-year-old you know you know they look like petri dishes i'm gonna say

he's an above average ink blower. You know how you can tell this is bullshit? Real artists don't have a assembly line of bullshit. Look, he's got his one he finished three minutes ago on the left and the one he's halfway through on the right. Just pumping out trash. And he's selling it for... Olivia can buy it. Zach says his kids can do it.

He's selling it for a notable amount of money, pocketing that, and you might guess the people buying it want favors for the Biden administration. So that's the twist on it. Well, I think that that is reaching, personally. I just think that... I'm sorry.

I mean... Political families using their connections for personal gain. I don't buy it. Hang on. I can't believe Hunter Biden is the first presidential child to do. I really don't think he is. There's 75 to 500,000. So like,

like, all right. So that's, that's, that's pretty wild that if they're half a million dollars but but my first thought process was like i just can't imagine this scenario where like this literal crackhead calls up his father and the president and says hey daddy um that guy from iran we talked about he bought he bought the the bubbles and uh yeah yeah yeah yeah 400 000 um i gave i gave him i gave him your snapchat is that cool all right cool he'll hit you up soon yeah yeah yeah no no

he's his username allahu akbar 6969420 yeah yeah he's gonna hit you up now like does that go down there's no way that goes down i refuse to believe that goes not on snapchat yeah i don't believe joe biden's on snapchat joe biden's on myspace oh that's my friend can i just say the flower pot one looks looks cool to me the one with like like because i don't know if it's supposed to be that, but like it looks to me like a vase full of flowers, the blue. I like the one by his legs. I like that one.

Dude, this shit fucking sucks. You're so wrong. This shit is so bad. I want the one by his legs. I like that one. Now that I realize the one in the top right is a human figure, I'm a little more impressed. In a landscape with the sun, okay.

This is three out of ten art, Taylor. Show some respect. Dude, this is better than I could do. This is six or seven out of ten art as far as abstract art goes. You know why I don't love it? Because there's no depth to it. When I look at an actual oil painting and you can see the brush strokes and the thickness and what

they've done, especially if it's an ocean or something, there's a little 3D aspect to it. With ink, it just soaks in. Look how lazy he got with those mountains in that right one. No texture there? Were you too busy?

Oh, this cracks me up... I like the mountains. That was done with a genuine Donald Trump sharpie. I mean, 50 years from now, that's going to be in somebody's foyer and they're going to... Why do you have this painting? And they're going to say, well, the son of a sitting president

was so broke from drug abuse that he had to sell them on Instagram. And yes, that's how I came to own it. sitting president was so broke from drug abuse that he had to sell them on instagram and yes that's how i came to own it i mean that's an amazing story i that i think that's an amazing story i what happened to all those payoffs from the chinese they went to the paintings now they went to the big guy thank you you stepped right into it oh no you got me trapped. Check me!

During the 2016 election. We will just give him the money. They don't have to give us these shitty paintings. They know we have an under-the-table deal, right? Stop giving me this bubble-blowing bullshit. Bullshit. I don't want to say anything. I think his son might be retarded.

I'm dumping your trash here. During the 2016 election, there was a broker in New York that was selling a Lamborghini Diablo that had previously been owned by Donald Trump. And Trump's owned 20 Lamborghinis. But a guy called me for a quote on it. Cause it was,

they were selling it for probably a hundred thousand more than the car would have been worth. And he asked me what I thought of it. I said, well, right now you're selling a Lamborghini that's owned by a presidential candidate, which it's not the only time that's happened,

but who knows a few months from now, it could be a Lamborghini that was owned by a president of the United States. And they laughed me out of the room. And I was like, I mean, it's possible. He's still on the ballot. And I mean, now the thing would be worth 10 times what it was for that reason. But yeah, there was a picture of Trump in it, like putting gas in it on Palm Beach Island or something. And I mean, he drove him around. But it's the same thing. Like, it's a strange thing to

be tied to a president that is certainly going to be a conversation piece for somebody later. A two-time president, for sure. There you go. There you go. Wow. Two-time president? Well, one of them could be, I guess. Who was the other one? Who's the president that did it twice?

Garfield? Well, lots of them. Grover Cleveland comes to mind. You mean with a gap in between? The one that left and came back, right? With a gap in between. Cleveland? Was it Grover Cleveland?

Zach says Cleveland. Oh, come on. That's a little bit of trivia. He can add himself to great names like Cleveland. What did Cleveland do? He discovered the Cleveland, Ohio. he can add himself to great names like cleveland what did cleveland do he discovered the cleveland ohio that's significant yeah yeah he was hold on just off the top of your head nobody look it up we have to guess what year cleveland was president shit are you serious i know i'm not gonna get it right either. We're going to look retarded. I'm going to say his presidency

covered 1927. 1840. Well, that's wrong. I'm right. I'm going to say 1890. 1890.

Oh! Oh my god! You got it wrong, Taylor. I missed it! Taylor doesn't know shit about history. What the fuck, bro? Man, that's a tough loss. That's not going over, bitch. No, you do not win with 1840 on that.

Yes, I do. What? It was 1927. I was one year off and two years off. You were in the middle of those two, right? That's, that's...

I mind swept that competition. I got as close as possible without getting on there. Did you guys... What were the major accomplishments just, you know, besides discovering

Cleveland, Ohio? Okay, what was happening? What was happening in the 1890s? Well, we'd gotten way past slavery by then, so everyone was equal. The cotton gin was around. It had been like 25 years post-slavery, so everything was all good. But cotton gin had long been there, because slavery had already been gone for 25 years. Equal rights and everything everything what else was going on Spanish-American war was that that was late 1890s right what was going on in Europe I think that's the more important question I think you I think you know more about like specifically France

during the 1890s like that's I I know that period every military was very into the spiked hat. The spiked helmet. Spiked helmets were huge up through World War I. See what you do? You take it off and that spite, you stick it in the ground and now you had a vessel to shave in

to do whatever. You had a little bowl to sit there. I thought that was for a headbutt. I thought that's where you're going with it. Nah, nobody headbutts anymore. You know the scene in Peacekeeper where the woman is flying headbutts? That's my interpretation of the spiked helmet.

Yeah, it was a superhero movie. See, what you've done there is you've confused a real-life historical event again with a DC superhero. I do that, yeah. Right, like National Treasure. That's a historical event. I saw Mobius today. Morbius, right?

It could be. Wait, who is Morbius? It's another superhero. It's another superhero. It's a superhero origin story that I had never heard of. They say it's Mobius. I got it right. I was asking. I didn't know.

Did he offer you a red or blue pill? That's a different guy. That's a much better film. He's in the Spider-Man universe. I had never heard of this guy, but I walked into it thinking I had never heard of any of the Guardians of the Galaxy, and I kind of dig them now. So let's see what's up. This is a new

Marvel character they're trying to introduce me to. Cool. There's a guy guy we meet him when he's super young he and his best friend have a rare genetic disease that like fucks up their blood so they have to get their oil changed every three three times a day i think and um no it's like a machine that takes their blood out uncoagulates it and puts it back time for dialysis take your pants off so here's what he figures out that uh vampire bats because they drink blood that's how they get their food according to the movie they have an anti-coagulant ability so he's gonna take some vampire bat dna mix it with his own and cure himself well

oopsie daisy he didn't anticipate super strength flying uh being able to turn into a cloud of smoke classic bat traits yeah at first there was some like batty things like he got fangs and then i'm like well wait a minute like what i don't understand how he's turning into a cloud of smoke but okay like did he literally like gain magical powers through science yes yes it's a superhero movie and um i mean they usually stick to a radioactive spider they're like all right is this is this like moon knight right egyptian god magic and thor like norse god magic iron man money you're right yeah i can't explain the the ethereal part of it like how he seems to like he can i thought because it was a bat he'd learn to fly but i thought he'd take the form of a bat i didn't think he'd take the form of a smoking man. A man bat? Is he a man bat?

Well, he looks like a vampire. He's a very vampire-ish type dude. Does he have wings? No. He doesn't get wings. That's what I was expecting. That he would take some sort of bat-like form to fly. But instead, he gets a little smoky and flies around. Dude, this sounds awful. It was a

6 out of 10 movie. It was good that's the woody scale folks i do my best uh you know what it was missing i'm just saying that might be a three out of ten that sounded right like you could get down with a smoky man i i that's not for me though my issue with it was a weird one like it it lacked the sort of fun that I see in so many superhero movies and enjoy. So, Kyle, we're in a knife fight, right? Slash and boom. We're going for whatever. And then I come right at your head and you move it.

And then you look at me and you give me this, hey, that could have hurt me look. We've been in a knife fight for 40 seconds now. And there's a, hey, were you serious about that one? Sort of comic relief observation that happens all the time, right? I stand right next to it. The knife sticks into the wall right next to where my head was. And there's like, oh, that could have been a big deal. They do these reactions, this little comedy, these little snarky remarks.

And they make the movie good to me. This lacked that entirely. It was just a... Took itself very seriously? They just told the story and didn't really dance around it. They didn't really have any flair. They just walked from beginning to end.

I've heard it's one of the worst superhero movies that's ever been made. That actually made me want to see it and increase my curiosity around it. Rotten Tomatoes. It's more popular than, than that made it out to be like,

I saw on Reddit, like Jared Leto, Leto, Leto was one of the, like he was in like the worst Batman. Now he's in the worst Marvel movie. And I was like, all right,

you've got to be curious. I want to see how bad it is. Not as bad as it 70% audience score on Rotten Tomatoes. So beats Mandy. Some would say, yeah, but, but, but like, all right, you've got to be curious. I want to see how bad it is. Not as bad as it. 70% audience score on Rotten Tomatoes. Beats Mandy, some would say. Yeah, but you've got to look at who that audience is comprised of. Geniuses. Lots of children.

The Marvel Cinematic Universe could shit on a plate and it would get 50%. So that's the trick. Now here's the thing this is why it interests me it appears that son oh he's in the spider-man universe by the way this is mobius that sony wants to have a universe so they're kind of like getting the spidey characters that marvel didn't buy from them and trying to sort of whip up interest in their own universe.

Yeah. And it didn't work to me. It's another DC, like it's better than nothing, but it's hard to dethrone Marvel. See, I don't like better than nothing. I don't think it, it doesn't really exist for me.

Like, I hope this fails badly to prevent other projects like it. You know, I really do. I'm not going to give it a shot. You're not, other projects like it. I really do. You're not going to give it a shot? It looks like shit. No, as soon as I saw the character, it looked like shit. I'm watching Moon Knight right now just waiting

on it to be awful because I know it's going to be awful. Moon Knight's just okay. Who is that? It's the new Marvel TV show. He's the guy with the split like oh he's the the guy with the split personalities and he's got like egyptian god powers i don't know i've watched episode one and it was just okay uh cgi is wonky and i don't think i give a shit if this guy lives or dies so i mean i'll watch but i don't care about it it's not any good i'll watch but i'll do so with

i'll tell you what i'll tell you what i care about it as much as I care about season four of MasterChef, right? They let a blind girl win a cooking competition somehow, and it's such bullshit. I'm not anti-blind here, but they were seeing competitors who were actually talented chefs, and they got kicked out. Yeah. I am anti-blind, and it's bullshit.

When they get down to it down i know you he outed helen keller um yeah when it got down to four people remaining they do this thing where all right it gets down to four people remaining and so they pair off into teams of two and whichever one has the best dish they're safe that night the team that has the worser dishes that lose that competition they now have to face off against each other and one of them leaves the show and it's like right away they let the blind chick choose

her teammate because that's because she how? by name and she picks the best cook on the show obviously Becky and so Becky has to plate for six people. It's not just the host of the chef.

It's also three famous chefs, world famous. So she has to cook and serve for six people. Meanwhile, the other team has two people. She gets completely fucked over and she loses the show. Seems like Becky should win. That's what I was thinking. They should have been like, wait, you're missing two things off the plate. She's like, well, I was working with a blind girl.

That's what she should have said. Actually, the camera trickery that they're using and the editing skills to make it seem like a blind girl is still in this competition 10 weeks in are what really meant that you didn't get your rice cake, sir. That's why I get your rice cake sir that's why you get your rice cake sir we were trying to magic a blind girl into winning such nonsense all they showed her cut they showed her cut things twice in the whole show i watched the entire season of this shit she went and and she's got a helper all the time and the helper's like that's

good and it's like you're cutting a piece of fish with a razor sharp knife there's no way she's cutting all that shit the time i actually saw like what she really does was when they did the thing where like all right you four are gonna run a a kitchen yeah and you know like for a restaurant and like like team one has four people running a side of the kitchen and team two is running the other side of the kitchen and they're competing against each other or whatever and i'm like so what is the blind chick doing in a professional kitchen where you see people moving fast boiling water and stuff she's standing there picking like cilantro leaves off the stems she's the team leader by the way dropping them onto the ground she's filling up she's she's been filling that bowl which happens to be the trash can for three fucking hours they asked one of the co-hosts like this guy joe who's like the meaner gordon

ramsey like where do you think she she fits into the kitchen he's like in the coat room i mean it sounds like joe's right and i was thinking like how's she ever gonna get my coat back to me she doesn't know who i am or what I was wearing. She has no fucking clue. She's blind. So she's picking the stuff part. She's the team leader, which means she's the one who's supposed to be like, ah, more salt in that. Hey, get back over there. You need to be making more salmon patties. But she's fucking blind. So her helper has to be like, she's not stirring that. And then the blind girl goes, stir more and it's like there's no way this is how y'all ran a fucking kitchen for three hours oh yeah there's no when you're

when you're like when your ability to know when something is done is to like just catch it when it starts burning and smoke fills the air i was i'm like how would i use a blind person right if i had if i'm cooking oh so many ways i would I would just make her my KitchenAid mixer. That would be her job. I have a KitchenAid mixer. Well, we also have a blind person. We're trying to find a job for her. She's also a little Asian girl.

Woody's a job creator. No elbow grease, Woody. No elbow grease. Little Asian girl. All right? Does she win the whole thing? She won the whole fucking thing. In episode three, they made apple pies, and she was crying because she thought her apple

pie was ugly. Gordon Ramsay's like, how do you think your pie looks? And she's like, probably like trash. She's crying. And he's like, and for the first time, the camera cuts the pie. The audience sees it for the first time. It's beautiful. And he's like, it's beautiful.

And he starts just really pumping her up. And she's crying. And I'm fucking crying watching this nonsense. But then like 10 episodes in i'm like i've seen too many good seeing women get cast aside so this blind bitch can win this fucking quarter million dollars at the end you get a cookbook what do you do put it in braille you were pro blindy i finished i didn't know they're gonna let her win i was this is pronouns you were so lame over you're a flip-flopper i didn't know they were just gonna let her win they just let

her win you couldn't see the reveal had been that she's not blind and that was strategy the whole time i'm glad you brought that up that's my closing argument i'm 45 sure this bitch is not blind because because there's multiple here's the they have an audition at the beginning it's like everyone who won the regional events gets brought to la like 40 or 50 of them show us that blind bitch is that what you're doing yeah look at her what's you looking at honey what are you looking at i mean she's getting it no she's she's oh that's chicken or something i thought she had her hand in a bowl of milk i thought she was measuring the depth of the she's got her hand there so she knows when she's got enough that's

what she's doing she's very blind i feel bad for her for being blind but that's not fair to have her win if she can't even cut stuff they she can cut stuff she'll be like where's my you said and she'll fumble around for it and then she's got it it's great you said it was slowly though like the whole thing of these competitions is like g at them like, Why are you fucking stupid? Get done! Not this one. Not this one so much. But in the very first episode, the audition episode,

she's got that unfortunate thing that blind people get where their eyes are all wonky, and one's looking left and one's looking right, right? And if the camera is positioned just right, you can really make that worse. They did that. They gave her fucking hammerhead eyes. And she was like,

What's that fucking that uh that that Pixar cartoon where there's that one weasel with the eyes on the side? She went full Sid the sloth on with the way they like by the end Wonky I'd there by the Don't make fun of her she's alright alright make fun of her because she's blind but not because she's asian you're this close crossing the line you're this close you called it i call that the shanghai line there and i won't allow you to cross that is that's really unfair that they let her win i'm sure she's a great chef but it kind of can you imagine like every single runner-up knew why they didn't win and but they can all they can

all like rationalize it like oh yeah i was in the season where the blind lady won obviously i was a better chef like no like if gordon is making a business decision. Usually on these shows, the winning prize, at least on Hell's Kitchen or whatever it is, is they get a job at one of Gordon's restaurants. Like a full-time job. He would not hire a blind woman to work at his restaurant. In this one, the prize is a quarter million dollars. And you get a cookbook that they then promote with the whole next season of the show. And you come on an episode of the next season,

cook a dish, and then the contestants have to do one of your dishes from your cookbook. So you get multiple episodes of a big TV show devoted to pushing your book. She now owns a restaurant in Texas. So she has to write a book she can't read? She wrote a book she couldn't read, yeah.

I love the idea that she gets hired at a Gordonordon ramsay restaurant and she works there for two and a half weeks without knowing it's a wendy's why do we fry so much here shut up adam just say yes chef so are they gonna is she gonna come back and host a challenge where everybody has to cook blindfolded next year i mean that oh that would be absolutely obvious right oh here's the best part it's like you're all going to do a challenge in my world and gordon turns her to face the

contestants so like so like one of the things i i learned real quickly when i started like trying to cook a little bit was like a real chef's knife like that. You keep sharp is super dangerous and we forget. You don't realize how much you would cut yourself if you don't. When you start using a good knife, you cut yourself against what I'm getting at. They do this thing in the audition where they've narrowed it down to like 50, 60 people. There's still a crowd of assholes and they line them up with like apples and they're like peel and slice those apples as uniformly as you can i want perfect half slices of apples no more and no less than one eighth inch thick as many as

you can do and they're like all right where's the peelers the knives are right there no peelers so so now you've got 60 people as fast as they can peeling and slicing apples with razor sharp sponsored kitchenware and they're constantly going medic some of them have so many bandages on their hands that they're just bad they put the bandages on and then they put gloves over the bandages so they look like balloon animal hands that they're like slicing with at this point because they've cut every fucking finger some some of these dopes. Meanwhile, Gordon's walking around like, fail, fail, not even letting them finish.

These bloody apples. He always makes sure. It's always something different. It's not always apples. It could be carrots or potatoes or whatever the fuck. He gets down to two of them left. One of you gets to fight for a quarter million. The other's going home fucking today. You just got to Los Angeles. We haven't even gotten to the cool studio yet whoever whoever

i think is the better apple slicer and they're two hours in to slide there's a pile of fucking these people are looking pale from blood loss and like one poor asshole leaves like an apple stem in and he's like get the fuck out of here and like Susie you're going to Hollywood which are you blind and they continuously do that old bit where he's like

Tommy take your apron off and put it back on extra tight because you're staying. That's so stupid. Oh, I love the Gordon fake outs. I hate it. It's so cliche at this point. It's so lame.

And yeah. All right. So here's my best. Sometimes it gets you. My best and final observation from watching MasterChef. They had a season where they've got. It's all white people and Asian people. One black guy. He's seven feet

tall. Really talented chef. They end up coming in second place in that season. Seven foot tall guy. This is the blind chick season. He gets voted off though. Now there's only six remaining. But then at the beginning of the next episode, now there's only six remaining.

And now it's time for the celebrity chef. Coincidentally, look who it is. It's Paula Deen. Oh, that's crazy. They kicked the black guy off, and now here's Paula Deen cooking some shrimp and grits for y'all with smiling with her big fake teeth and everything.

I appreciate that favor he did for my last episode. Right? That's what I thought. I was like, that's funny. I wouldn't have been surprised if the black guy was like, I will not be on TV with Paula Deen. I know what she said, I was like, that's funny. I wouldn't have been surprised if the black guy was like, I will not be on TV with Paula Deen. I know what she said.

Because this is around that time. That wouldn't surprise me. The next episode, after Paula Deen's gone, Gordon says, I've got an idea. We're going to have a competition with everyone who's been kicked off the show. One of them's coming back. They bring the black guy back the next episode. He's on the show, off the show for a single episode.

Paula Deen comes in and then right back in. They did a workaround. I guarantee that's what happened. It's too perfect for it not to be true and it's too funny for it not to be true. Now that is funny, but Gordon has done the you're out but bring him back in before. It fits too well.

Maybe. It is funnier to believe it's not everything's a psyop kyle it's like paul adine it's like paul adine no i'm fine with the blind girl you master master chef over on google it's a fucking ball i didn't watch uh anything else this week i don't think i didn't i didn't catch up on ball. I didn't watch anything else this week. I don't think I didn't, I didn't catch up on halo. Um, I didn't watch anything else. I don't think I've just been watching Gordon Ramsey. Oh, and I've been watching star Trek,

the next generation again, but on paramount plus where it's in crystal clear, high definition. Oh my God. You've never seen so many bad makeup jobs. Like, like, like,

like there's so many times where like, where they like mix, like the makeup of like the fish man there's so many times where like where they like mix like the makeup of like the fish man in with like his regular face you can like see the line where it's all glued on and stuff you can see screws in the set like where like the panels are screwed in um you can see like a bit of schmutz like on the bottom of picard's chair and like where like people kick the walls and stuff and left scuff marks. But best of all, you can see the deepest, most vivid camel toe you've ever seen

on a primetime television show. It's incredible. It's incredible. Between Mariana Sirtis, who plays Deanna Troi, she's got some nice camel toes. I knew it'd be her. I had no doubt. But the camel toe empress, as it were,

is Worf's baby mama. I can't think of her name right now, but it's the Klingon chick. No, no, no, no. They had a kid together. Alexander's a kid. This is TNG, not Deep Space Nine. But she shows up, and she's in this tight-ass Klingon lady sweatpants, and she's got a real deep one, just a real moose knuckle going on.

It's vivid. It's cool. It's cool. Yeah. I'm enjoying that. Yeah. Have a romance or something. They, uh, they were married. Uh, yeah. So one of the co-presenters from car track named it after star Trek, obviously, obviously and there is a full set recreation of like most of the enterprise and everything else down in near savannah georgia and so it's always been his dream to go and film something there and they are adamant that it was not created for pornographic purposes but obviously and it uh we shot scenes there of

you know they have outfits and everything it It's surreal to understand people work here. This is their thing. They do. Yeah. Yeah, that's really cool. I'm not like a Super Trek nerd. I just like the shows. I would never show up at one of those conventions.

I don't think I own a single piece of memorabilia. I don't have any spa gears or anything. But I just grew up watching that show with my dad from the time I was like five years old. I don't know. I've always loved it. I just despise Star Wars. My father loves Star Trek, too. Well, still does. Which one did he... Probably the original?

No, he liked TNG. Oh, that's awesome. Yeah. He liked Deep Space Nine, too. I wonder how he would feel about if he went back. There's a few anti-religion episodes. There's an episode where they get exposed to this Bronze Age culture. They see Picard, and this guy starts talking about the Picard. He's like, I saw the Picard.

He lives in the sky, and he fucking brings people back from the dead, and he flies and shit. He's the overseer flies and shit he's the overseer and like picard's like having this meeting like i'm not gonna let these people slip back to where they were 2 000 years ago this supernatural believing in gods and wizards nonsense like he's so mad about like the idea of them having a religion it's a very anti-religion episode i think but it's true like picard has to down, and the dude won't believe him. And he's like, fucking kill me then.

Kill me. If that's the only thing that'll make you believe that I'm mortal, shoot me. And the guy shoots him and kills him. But, you know, they just sneak him back up and patch him up. Beam him back to the ship. Picard taking chances. People do that. They're always so, you've never seen examples of, like, I think maybe once you saw it, maybe twice,

where someone came and used their advanced technology on a primitive race to pretend like they were a god. I wanted to see more of that because it seems like it would be so easy to do. And Picard's always the first to be like, no, no, no, no, no. No, no, no, no, no. Yeah, Picard was a spoilsport with his prime

directive bullshit. Yeah, you could have easily been like... Captain Kirk would have fucked with him. They're trying to make more Star Trek movies, but I think the problem that's holding them back is that they want them to be those gigantic blockbuster movies, and they just need to be

Star Trek movies. It doesn't need to compete with Marvel. But they really seem to want it to be this gigantic, gigantic thing. I wish they'd just tell a Star Trek story, though. I like the Star Trek movies, and everybody else hates them. And I get it. I get it. You see Star Trek, you maybe want something a little less like the theatric equivalent of Smarties candy, right? But if you're like, hey, that's what Star Trek is.

Star Trek is space problems solved with base jumping, motocross, and MMA skills. This is apparently the skill set you need to save the world going forward. The show that I like is so much less boring. It's a space drama where the problems are solved with well thought out negotiations and and like generally and generally reasonable antagonists as well i

watched one last night and and like it's these races who have been at arms for like generations and one of them's like yells and the other one's like oh yeah well what about this and that and picard's like please gentlemen and the other and the guy's like forgive me for my anger right i'm like no one has ever said that ever no one's ever been like you know what i got angry and said something i didn't mean sorry about that literally said that no i like that part i like the fucking sci-fi of it all but also like the gamesmanship they don't need to even shoot like there wasn't a lot of shooting in star wars believe it or not like it was mostly like talking about shooting was goal yeah because something about star wars shooting typically is like one shot phaser set on stun we put that guy to sleep it's it's it's because the show's

so cheap like and filming action is so expensive right like the shows were a lot of you know like that's combat like like meanwhile you're like man i'd fuck those star trek guys up with a shotgun they'd be like and i'd be like boom boom boom boom boom boom boom like like data's the only one left right why would you have picked a shotgun though anything like why did it make that noise any gun yeah but first of all why did it make that noise i didn't see you pump the shotgun at all it's a benelli m4 i'm using whatever gun i imagine it's how many rounds are in your benelli f4 kyle off the top of my head like 10 oh that's what i expected nine round tube i think you do a nine round tube definitely do an eight i take the whole fuck michael dorn would be the last hold out he played wharf he looks he

still looks like he's a hearty gentleman has he had a career outside of wharf no i wonder if you would have if you could recognize him. I recognize him personally. He's best as Worf. Okay. They're all coming back for another cash grab next year. Don't worry. Picard season three. Face made for radio.

He has a face made for a lot of makeup. He's not ugly, but he's just not a notably good-looking guy. Season three of Picard, I guess, has the whole TNG cast coming back. Like the whole TNG cast. I refuse to watch any more of that show i stopped at season one brave new worlds is coming out and it's like a fresh reboot of the original series basically beginning with pike and having kirk in it and stuff so i'm gonna try that out but i'm done with most of the discovery stuff i had something i wanted to ask ed and it's about because i know you're a big negotiator you love negotiating the art of it the art of the deal as they say

as some say are i'm sure you win most of the time are there any instances that jump to mind where someone like got the better of you and maybe you didn't know at the time or you were post the fact like god damn it i should have gone for this or i shouldn't have let that fucker take me that's a great question there were a lot of car deals like that where you you learn that somebody wasn't really negotiating they were like just posturing to see what you would do and so you get to the point of like going back and forth and agreeing to a deal and they're like well i was really just testing you to see if after i came in and test drove this car later in the future if that would somehow like uh that would be that then you would do my deal or work with me or something like that well i was always also testing you jerk to see if i could trust you

and you failed so don't come i don't ever want to hear from you again but uh oh here's that's it so sorry my phone was just vibrating against the computer there's a guy from homeland security that just seized 6 000 cans of a counterfeit energy drink that was being sold as a lamborghini energy drink and i'm sure i'm not supposed to talk about, but he wants me to destroy them in an entertaining fashion. And yeah, I don't know why he's calling me at 9 p.m. Eastern. But yeah, so I got to think of a fun and interesting way to blow up 6,000, three pallets worth of... They're aluminum cans?

Yeah. What size? 12-ounce or like the tall Red Bull cans? Let's go with the assumption they're 12-ounces. I mean, they do make those underbarrel grenade launchers that'll shoot a single can at a time really fucking fast. But then we'd have to clean up however far they shoot, right? If we shot 6,000 of them. No, that's not your problem.

That's right. Are you going to have it? Are you going to try any? See if you like the bootleg Lamborghini energy? Oh, you'd have to try it. Yeah, I'm sure it's just really white labeled. I want to hang on to a few cans. They're about to become very scarce, I think. What if it makes you feel so good that you don't even

want a Lambo anymore? You're trying to get rid of it. Yeah, that's why that was really the issue. What if it's the best fucking soda you've ever had? Wouldn't that be a problem? We'd have to take a bunch of stickers and turn them into some other name. The FPS Russia or whatever.

Don't do that. I don't know how to destroy pallets of soda. Over time. In an entertaining way. The same way Taylor does. Yeah, with stick-to-itiveness. I don't know how to destroy pallets of soda. Over time. Over time. The same way Taylor does. Yeah. I recorded an interview today.

It's probably something like that. Yeah. With a guy. They did this NFT art project. And the art was pieces of shrapnel from an exploded Lamborghini. And they blew up a Hurac uh in the desert in nevada and the then they sold 999 nfts of the pieces of it like rotating they put a sticker on it said like you know 841 and put it on turn to the table or whatever and he talked about the links they had to go to to make sure that the thing blew up into

that many pieces without catching so much fire that it burnt. Yes, that is it. I didn't think it really threw. It worked, I guess. They ended up getting a whole lot of people on the internet hating them.

They blew up a $200,000 car and they got $2 million in NFT. on the internet hating them and so uh yeah uh but they raised you know they bought a two they blew up a two million dollar car two hundred thousand dollar car and they got two million dollars in nft sales so it made some money jesus christ i mean it's not it's not stupid if it works i guess not i guess not i have a question for you guys so you did you all start out as video game streamers before streaming so we made YouTube videos. Okay, so you made, and then you pivoted the YouTube channel towards a podcasting thing and just stopped playing video games in the background? Kind of. I think that our interest in the game we were most popular as,

Call of Duty, faded as everyone else's interest in Call of Duty faded. And it just sort of transitioned. Did you call that on target kyle yeah but but but like you know we we started the podcast you know um after we started doing gaming stuff but it was always kind of its own separate thing while we did other stuff even on youtube you know like what he went and did a bunch of uh he ran a minecraft server did a lot of minecraft stuff for a long time and i did the fps Russia stuff. Taylor had a career in the real world. That was awful.

Taylor was a grown-up. It wasn't like a marketplace pivot. It was just a personal interest evolution. No, we didn't make any money here for the first five years or something like that. It was just for fun. It's always been for fun. It was just for fun. It's always kind of been for fun.

It still is really fun. Yeah. Good. That's fantastic. I was just curious if as you know, right now there's all this push towards like shorts content and reels and, you know, a different form of, you know, content creation. And I was curious if there was any thought towards changing the model. I hate those youtube shorts you can't seek through the video you have to watch the whole thing again it's like they took the worst parts of instagram which i don't even use instagram because like i made an account years ago like i think i followed like juji mufu or someone and it was like oh he did a video of him

bench pressing a thousand pounds and then you like watch it and it's like, oh, I have to hear him talk for 40 seconds and then I can see the two-second clip again. And I'm not using this. And YouTube's ripping that off. And now you go to your favorite content creator's channels and it's like, oh, are there any new videos? Oh, no, there's 17 five-second clips. Okay, well, this must be the new model of monetization.

Hey, quick guide on how to do a chest press this is how which that would actually be better i like them sometimes i sometimes i wish the channels would do more shorts uh i watch formula one a lot i'm not an expert i'm kind of a new fan i'm one of those drive to survive guys but um I've been watching it and I'm coming up to speed and Lewis Hamilton will like say a thing, you know, like I think our car will be faster if we can get it to stop porpoising. Okay,

cool. There's an eight minute video. Lewis Hamilton reveals his thoughts on current car and then race car sounds after the break. And then they go on to something else and then they give a background on who lewis hamilton is and then they give a background on how the car is doing they give a background on how the the rules have changed for the cars this year and then in the end you get what should have been the 20 seconds worth of update on you know what he thinks of the current car in an eight

minute long video i'm sure it is hard to find the meat of this video. You'd think my expertise of having watched enough of these, I go about 60% and you'll find it, but it doesn't work reliably. And if it was a short, that's where it belongs. Like Taylor said, the

player's garbage. The Instagram player, I don't understand why Instagram sometimes lets you scroll and sometimes doesn't. But I want to be able to pause. I watch a lot. My Instagram is just acrobatic paragliding videos. And there will be like a certain transition that I want to see again and again and again because I aspire to be as good as the person I'm watching. And you can't do that on Instagram.

I want to watch these four seconds repeatedly, see what he did there. And YouTube would do it, but Instagram won't. Yeah, it's a strange push because it's, you see a lot of inflated view counts, but they don't really correlate to actually revenue because there's very few ads played. And so I was just curious if that had been the rationale

for moving towards podcasting when you did and if that was, you know, priming any other opportunities. I would say all of us have been terrible businessmen around PKA. We have like almost no merch to sell aside from our cum pills. We don't do shorts. We have these very profitable highlight channels that we don't make any money off of because they're not run by us. People just take our content, upload clips, and that.

Now, I feel like indirectly it's made the show more popular. Our numbers have improved, et cetera. The fact that there's an ecosystem of highlight channels, not just one. I don't even know how many. But there's all these channels that take what they think are the best parts of the show and upload seven minutes ten minutes of that and every one of them reliably links to the show that it came from some of them link to the patreon like they're not enemies of the channel but they are making the money that we're not so you know it is what it is yeah i was just curious like the kinds of like total views they were getting.

The two biggest ones, PKA clips and PKA highlights. One of them has like 95 million views on the channel. The other one has 75 million views on the channel. And that's just clips of us being retarded, basically. I keep YouTube pushing old PKA clips to me. You'd think they'd be old PKA clips, but they weren't. They were like from the Harley episode just last week. So I don't know.

There's a bunch that we've nailed three that are getting views right now. Yeah. Yeah. I think it's definitely great for the show because people don't like if you're not familiar with us, you're not going to sit and watch a four hour listen or listen to a four hour program but if they're like oh this idiot spent 40 minutes ranting about helen keller that's you know that that's a more palatable well i guess it's not palatable either but everyone loves that a little helen keller hate dude you go to that that video's got like half a million views now i checked on it the other day and there was a bigger version of it that got taken down i think what's the most viewed video on your channel is it bigger than that uh no no on my channel i have one with a couple million views i just

totally i just recorded a fucking like trailer for uh the dawn of the dead zombie game in like 2011 and just re-uploaded that immediately as soon as it dropped and it got caught as like the trailer video but yeah we used to live stream this show on YouTube and YouTube rewarded interactions at the time careless sure right so likes and comments and because it was live like we'd start like three minutes late and out of the gate, we've got like 17,000 dislikes on this thing. And then people would comment and I'd be like, all right, audio check, audio check, right? Like, you know, fuck Kyle. If, if you can hear me, boom, boom, boom, just stuff.

And people are commenting. Anyway, this show got so many views. It wasn't a, like a standout show in terms of how funny it was but it had 42 000 comments and tens of thousands of likes and it was on the front page of youtube the front page of youtube mobile like it really went viral i think youtube changed their algorithm to punish people because our dumbass show uh you know won all the interaction awards in kind of a weird way like if it wasn't live, people wouldn't comment as much. Oh, sure. Yeah. Well, and there's different sort of algorithmic paradigms in which

live content is preferred and when it's absolutely disenfranchised. And so I think a lot of it has to do with their interpretation of the trends of what audience wants. So right now they think audience wants immediate gratification. And so we're going to, you know, try to make people make less than 60 second content and make them use less than 15 seconds of pirated music. And it's just weird. I don't know.

It's, I like the exact opposite though. Like you guys are talking about shorts. I don't know what they are. I haven't seen one. You haven't seen a short on YouTube. I don't know how I would, you know, I watched. So YouTube will pivot to you. you like it's any other video be a thumbnail on your page

like you're used to seeing and then when you click on it it's a different player and it's under a minute i i don't know like how i would end up i don't know i watched the news i watched like like um you know like like uh ukraine shit russia stuff like geopolitical stuff right now especially political stuff how it's made learned how to make peanut butter crackers yesterday not how i made them but you know how nabisco makes them bowling balls learned about that that's going to be key for you know that's a good episode there's more to the bowling ball than you think they're very layered there's so many different kinds it was fascinating that is such a great show how it's made i haven't watched that in forever i watch uh so at night i sleep with my tv on and i put it on these uh live streams of

thunderstorms and so youtube thinks that i just love watching that shit it's like hey hey you really liked rainstorm on a metal roof have you heard super loud booming thunder in thailand there's like there's like youtubers who like go to cool places and record rainstorms in exotic locales because they sound a little different now to me i just want loud ass rain and thunder yeah but like some asshole apparently really wanted to be in that hut in Tahiti, so he sleeps there every night. But it's suggesting it to you at like 1pm on a Saturday. No, in my whole... Kyle, it's storm time! There's like 30 of them recommended to me at any time, and I'm going through them constantly being like, don't recommend, don't recommend.

No, I haven't gotten any shorts. I haven't seen one. I like long videos, like hour-long videos a lot of the times. I watch a lot of documentaries and stuff about, I don't know, anything from Napoleonic Wars to Rome. Just lots of historical shit. I don't even care about this, but I watch more plates, more dates, and the fitness area, weightlifting area of YouTube. And I see the trends of what's popular where they'll be like, fake natty alert and stuff like see the trends of what's popular where it's like they'll be like fake natty alert and

stuff like that and i like look that up and apparently greg doucette has fallen from the light of of uh of popularity in the weightlifting powerlifting community a lot of people don't seem to like him anymore uh but there are like channels with like you know a hundred thousand subs who you go and it's like it's a fitness channel teaching you to lift in a healthy responsible way and every video it's like you have to go back three months to find one about like chest presses everything's like greg doucette scam artist again greg doucette lying to you and it's like if you had one of these videos i might think was there something tricky about that greg doucette video but the fact that it's your entire catalog leads me to believe that greg could come to your house and jack you off and you would like

make a video about how his calluses hurt like there's there's no way that's true yeah like how his calluses hurt like there's there's no way that's true yeah like it's like i've seen greg just said that fucker's got calluses for sure oh yeah can you show a picture of greg you said it's a man with calluses this is a man with calluses i can tell you i watched like two 20 minute videos about like and look at this this guy's fake natty and not talking about greg and then like halfway through the second one, I'm like, I don't care about this. I don't know. I,

no, I read it all the time. I weeded out the fitness stuff, uh, off my YouTube recommendation. Honestly, like, like I got it.

Like, like, like y'all come up with a new thing. Let me know. Like, like, like don't misunderstand me saying I got it. What I mean is like loud and clear.

I heard you. I get it. Like, like y'all haven't told me anything new for it. What I mean is loud and clear, I heard you. I get it. Y'all haven't told me anything new for like a year. Kyle, find something heavy and lift it. Multiple times. I saw who is the funny fitness guy?

He's Italian bro science maybe? Something like that. I know who you're talking about. He does gunshots every time he flexes he once did like a meta joke that made me laugh he's like I have to come up with content

about something that's inherently repetitive lifting weights I mean your 87th video literally should just be like hey remember when I told you how to lift weights? Keep it up. Like, while you're doing it. Don't stop.

I watch Greg Doucette probably every day. I watch at least one video. And a lot of his videos are defending himself, which is a mistake. Granted, a mistake I've made. Glass house, I get it but um he's like this guy said this about me and this guy said this i didn't really say that i didn't mean that he cut me off he's always defending himself and it's like bro like your audience didn't come here to listen to you defend yourself you're you're preaching to the choir oftentimes the people who already like you

uh it's it's rarely the move unless he likes it. And I think he might. See, I'm not into that. He might like anything that's interesting. I'll be your heel. I'll be your face. I'll be whatever you want. Just let me be it.

And he does drama. He talks about popular Instagram figures, positive and negative. And he just wants to be seen. Yeah, it's a space about something that has been figured out. You know, it would be like if you had a math channel, right? Unless you like once you make like the root, you know the course just addition you're never going to be like hey guys solve the equation that no one could fit like that's not going to happen often so you're gonna have that you're like every video you just add bigger numbers together as if it's harder all right guys you handle 47 plus 23 like a champ 200 200 plus 350. Next video, 3,000 plus 40. I bet when you started out on the Kyle program,

you could only add single digits. Now you hard-ass motherfuckers out there dividing and shit. When you started on the Kyle Mathematics for Anyone program. I got performance enhancing drugs there too, so everybody's on Adderall

and they're like there's like a problem in the community of lying about using a calculator and then there's the one guy who he's a fake Addy you got a beverage behind you there's a fake Addy. Yeah, he's a fake Addy! That's so good. You got a beverage behind you.

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Do you want to tell the story or I can zip through it? Please, Taylor. Yeah. So basically, Kyle and I jokingly during an episode a couple years ago talked about the load stacks that we were messing around with for fun. Because it makes you cum more and cum harder. And the longer you're cumming, the longer your orgasm is, right? So you're getting more out of your fuck. the longer your orgasm is, right?

So you're getting more out of your fuck. And so Kyle and I started texting back and forth often, like, hey, Kyle, I just added sunflower lecithin into my formula and I'm busting more than ever. And Kyle's like, I gotta get some sunflower lecithin. And so we basically amalgamated a formula with science and trust the science. And we did that. And then we got Derek involved and we worked with him.

We got the proprietary blend down and we had to stand up for our beliefs multiple times. Our faith was called into question with some things where Derek was like, do we need this amount of sunflower? Let's sit then because it's really, really, really hard to do it that way. And we said,

Derek, that's how it has to be. We're going to deliver an inferior product to our to our fans i don't think so that doesn't jive with taylor and kyle no sir and so we worked hard and i i will take credit for this i lobbied hard for the cum splatters on the bottle it was his main contribution derek derek tried to say oh i run a professional business we can't have cum splatter on the product of the bank. The credit card processors think I can lose my livelihood.

The credit card processors might not like the cum on the box. No. We split our ground. Derek puts on a radio voice for you guys. He's all like, yeah, guys, so today we're going to talk about this new fake nutty. But when we're in conversations

like Taylor Alpha's the shit out of Derek. Oh, yeah yeah i'm so hard circling back to our other sponsors i'm so hard i'm leaking that's another thing that will happen ed i know you're excited to try this we another product or ingredient that we were adamant about adding was pygeum now what pygeum is going to do you it's going to kick your prostate into overdrive. Overdrive. And so, whereas if you were just pre-coming a little bit before, oh, you're going to be leaking.

You're going to be dripping. It's going to be pornographic. You'll be getting yourself checked out. You'll think there's something wrong. Okay? You're just going to be leaking pre-cum most of the day i wear a little diaper we also sell cock socks yeah

we should sell diapers sell the problem and monetize the solution like you you really do have like like so much pre-cum like like when you like it's it's extra lubricant like also it's gonna for those of you pull out artists it's it's a little dangerous i must say you're living on the edge man just for women no no i know that they're not just for women they've been keeping mine to wear clean of jism for quite some time now. All right? The bottle says to take nine pills a day. I take 27 pills a day.

He does not. Okay? I take nine in the morning, nine at lunch, and nine at night. And if I wake up at night, I take nine fucking more, goddammit. When I cum, it's a lethal weapon. It takes five capsules in the morning, take another four at night. Do not exceed nine capsules in any 24-hour period. I blinded a cab driver.

I'm like, what happens if you exceed nine? Your hair will fall out. That's the answer because you'd be getting way too much of, I can't think of the thing right now, but you'd be getting like three times your daily maximum. Just take it as directed. take the recommended dosage. There are vitamins in there that you can't take too much of. So just take what's in there.

Don't take 27 days. Believe us. It was a joke. We came up with the most powerful formula possible. So take it as directed and you're going to be busting so much. And it's not a meme, Ed. This is a genuine product. If you you like some we will send you the link um i think they're like 50 a bottle or something yeah we will let you buy it

we need to start sending these out i do that to everybody i don't know why care package the url i was watching a video uh do you know who larry wheels is he's like a super super jacked fitness guy okay i got suggested one of his videos and you know derek's the big supplement guy in the community they all use the gorilla mind for the most part and gorilla mode and in the beginning of the episode they're like the fitness guys it's like one of those collabs and they're all jacked and huge and they're like all right let's dry scoop our pre-workout and then one of the guys pulls out a bottle of lock and load and is like you guys tried this yet and they're like no and they're like give it to me man and

so they all start taking lock and load before their workouts it doesn't do what you think it does bro yes it does support those joints all right you mean look there's a lot of health benefits from lock and load we just focus on the fact that it makes your loads bigger okay like a lot of the you know i didn't i stumbled upon some of the ingredients because i was taking so many things you know like like my vitamin bill every month is pretty substantial it's i i don't care to look at what it is like some of the bottles last for three months they're so big and some of them only last for like 20 or 30 days so it's like it's hard to calculate like a daily like cost but like man i bet i'm eating eight dollars worth of vitamins a day or dude those multi-vitamins you got or that derrick

recommended you the thorn whatever yeah that's like 60 bucks a month or something yeah that's two bucks a day yeah just for the vitamins yeah the multi-vitamins feel considerably better as like a human being so before you took them? I do like this whole stack of things. People ask me that a lot about any number of the things that I do. Hey, does this make you feel great? I feel

great and I take that, but I can't say for sure if that is the thing that makes me feel great. I know that the combination of things that I take make me feel really good. I always have lots of energy. things that I take make me feel really good. I always have lots of energy. I sleep super well. I'm really fucking strong.

I can crush apples. These are the tenets that I built my life around, those core tenets. Apple crushing. Apple crushing is big. Look, I'm from the South. That's how you show people that you're a man. When you can crush an apple, that's when you can get a but do you do you ever tear apples in half at the supermarket daring an employee to stop you uh what i do is i i get the shopkeep over and i say boy these apples are rotten and

then i crush a perfectly good apple and then i watch his confused face and then everyone claps that lunatic who ruins our produce is back don't look him in the eyes he gets so sordid he gets off on it he's hard every time he walks in that can't be just pissing his pants oh it's even worse none of those oh my goodness no but but um i don't know i i feel really good and uh you know like i basically i just take whatever derek tells me to take and he kind of put together a whole like list of vitamins and he gave me the list of stuff that he takes um and uh so i just take all that some of it's like heart health and some of it's for like umaments and joints, I'm sure, and stuff like that.

But I have no idea what I'm taking, and a lot of the time I just take it because he tells me to. Well, he does know. He's pretty knowledgeable on that stuff. But if you want to come a lot, I can tell you what's in there. Yeah. A lot of good ingredients. TKA for 10% off and 10% off any other products you want if you want his Gorilla Mode Nitric pre-workout high quality.

That's what Kyle and I use. So you can check that out. I actually have a question. It's an ask me anything. We have a Patreon level. I don't know. Is it $10? I have no idea. Sounds about right. All right, Ed. Is it a bad idea to keep fucking your ex-girlfriend who

cheated on you? She's hot and it's easy pussy at this point. A very recent breakup one week ago and I've already fucked her once after we broke up. Should I keep letting her call me daddy or should I throw this bitch to the streets forever? Professional opinions, Ed?

You probably get this question all the time. Well, yeah. So I would first want to say refer to the 10 times I've answered this previously. So if you want the more exhaustive answer. But I think moving on with your life is probably the answer. False. All right. Let me help, buddy.

So what's happened here? So you gave your definition of what happened. Your girlfriend cheated on you, and now you want to know if you should keep fucking her. No, what happened was the nature of your relationship just changed. Now you're friends with benefits. Now you're friends with benefits. And here's the best part.

You know she doesn't steal, which is my biggest concern when I hook up with someone like that. You've got to watch them like a hawk or they'll steal it's not disease that can't be true it's absolutely true you don't woody you've been you had a tango with syphilis to when you were getting al capone palms and you're the you're most scared by and a little penicillin sorted that the fuck out didn't it yeah kyle's like woody you've been married you don't understand all this stealing kyle you've been single you haven't paid nearly

as much as i have i i just don't think that it's i think it's been a long time since a strange woman was wandering around your house naked at night woody as far as you know as far as i know so what i'm just saying is like that's the scariest part. You gotta keep your eye on them so they don't steal. But if it's you, if it's this, you used to date this girl, you can trust her. She won't steal. Probably. And, uh, no, keep fucking her. Of course you keep fucking her. Why would you...

The alternative to not continue to fuck this girl is saying, I'll get her! No more dick for you, bitch! Ha ha! I win. No more dick for you, bitch. Ha ha. I win. No more.

No more pussy for me. Shit. Like, what are you doing? Somewhere in the middle on this. So, Kyle, I actually had that same thought. I like friends with benefits. I didn't come up with the phrasing like you did, but I was like, oh, she just she she cheated on you. But what she did is she resigned herself intoigned herself into like i don't know the

fuck buddy zone right is where is what i'm thinking the only trouble is this if this is gonna hurt your feelings if if if there's just a period you have to endure where like you break up and move on then you might want to do that rather than existing in this period of pain that exists for a long time like that so that's the decision I would tell this guy to make. Hey, are you able to have a fuck buddy and enjoy this relationship? How does it make you feel? Frankly, that's always the most

important thing and the answer to almost any question you can fucking ask us. How does that make you feel if you continue to fuck her? If the answer is pretty fucking rad dude or pussy's great then then you have your answer why do you care what i think yeah because she's down for it too right so yeah it appears that she she wants to keep having sex with lots of guys i guess yeah um find yourself another girl and now you've got two girls. It's great.

You did that adding. Yeah. Day one of my math YouTube. You like, you like really over edit the series. It's called like the road to, to wisdom or something. It's a hundred percent a rip off of the count from a Sesame street.

I even do the accent. It's one. Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah,

ah. I liked him. He was one of my favorite characters. Dude, score for you. Um, now you get all the things you had before and all the things you didn't have before you won.

Yeah. If you're not sad or put off by it, just keep enjoying yourself. If you are sad by it and it depresses you, distance yourself from her. Now you don't have to pay for dinners, but you still get to have sex. What's your problem, dude? Now he doesn't even have to go to dinner. Wait a minute. Pause there.

Friends with benefits, fuck buddies. You don't still buy dinner? We're going there. Friends with benefits, fuck buddies. You don't still buy dinner? We're going Dutch. Friends with benefits? No, usually it's more just like hanging out and then fucking. Yeah, we're not going to dinner. First of all, we're not going to dinner. I might pay for the pizza that gets delivered. Yeah, I mean, you'll

go to dinner if you're hungry. DoorDash and Smash, that's the move. I don't care for that. I also don't care for the fuck buddy thing. It sounds a little uncouth, maybe a little disrespectful to the parties involved. To who? To any of the parties involved. It's only disrespectful

if you guys aren't in the same mind place. No, but she has to explain to her mom that I'm her fuck buddy. That might be a little weird. Get her involved. Yeah. Now we've got... Kyle, now we have two members of the family.

Oh my goodness. Your mom's like hideous. You're like, I'm glad I'm getting in before the wall. Do you have another one? I like these. I've got one. I want to do this one for Ed again. Ed, this one's not so hard. Are there any good

exercises to become more extroverted in your early 20s? Going places and trying to be extroverted. I'm a pretty introverted person in general. Get out. Yes. If I go to a car show and I take a picture with a thousand people, I then need to sit in my car alone in the quiet for a while in order to feel okay. And that's, it's not that I don't enjoy everything that comes out of this stuff,

but in a natural sense, I am not energized by it. And so, but there are, it's obviously, it can be fun and it's very beneficial for me professionally to do extroverted things. And I have learned to enjoy it more just by doing it. It's like any exercise and any character trait or personal thing that you want to change that. I'm sure there are medications that would help, but there's also just powering through it and spending time and just realizing that whatever it is that makes it uncomfortable can usually be overcome by tactics and schemas and things you like to talk about and better ways you listen to other people to make the encounters more acceptable. On the end, you said something that's big for me. Just listen more.

Conversations can go a little better if you listen, if you let that person completely finish their thought, one thing that I used to do a conversational mistake is, you know, you'd tell your story and then it would spawn like a similar experience that I've had. And I'd want to tell you about it. It wasn't one upping. It wasn't like I'm the bigger deal it was how i related but the effect of that would be maybe you didn't get to finish your story or maybe you'd be like hey this was some me time that i really enjoyed and now it's you time again that kind of sucks so and that can be especially compounded when you're talking to someone who's not like also doing youtube shit so like if you're like if you told me what are you like yeah i was in a helicopter last week with a with an m60. I'd be like, yeah, I've done that too

It's gonna be like he's really yeah, we went to the machine gun range last week and we paid $35 I got to shoot an mp5 like from the games and all that's that's pretty cool, man I'm pretty good friends with FPS Russia. One time I flew in a helicopter by myself, though, and shot a minigun at cars. It was pretty sick. You have ruined his day. In that story, it's a one-up, but it doesn't have to be, right?

It's a ten-up. But I would tell a one-down, just as my way of relating to his experience and one down being like his story was better than mine I've never seen a gun before let them finish their story let them have their moment listen

carefully be a good listener and that's a huge part of it and also in terms of like it's super easy they're enjoying the experience of telling things all right so that's it and i think the what ed described is similar to me like i consider myself an extrovert sprinter you know if you put me in an environment where i need to be an extrovert i can kind of nail that for some period of time before i go back to my hotel room and rock in a

corner and recharge yeah we know how to put on a performance um my my uh my recommendation is um if you just try to like raw dog this thing and like build the like ability to be extroverted and approach a person have a conversation you can have like negative results right like if you if you used women for example you can get shot down hard they always say what's the worst you could say and then you see those memes on the internet of like the actual worst things you can say and sometimes it's like ew like like it's act is little disgust and it's like all right well that guy's not going to approach a woman for a decade or more now like he's ruined because he aimed too high right off the bat maybe if he was a seasoned veteran at like some lower form of being extroverted that being that's that a woman saying ooh to him wouldn't like that would be a crippling experience

jesus christ but like so like if you ever speak to kids that's a fucking captive audience and they think anything's cool as long as you're not an actual creep like like if you can like speak to a group of kids about something um i don't know i always like that like like not you can even be a creep like those kids were stoked to go to never know i always like that like like not you can even be a creep like those kids were stoked to go to neverland just to be clear i like we go to events where like kids show up and it's like hey kids how are you today you all came here to see me blah blah blah like that's what i'm describing again this is another like youtuber to youtuber thing i think if i explain this to a normal person they'd be like so where do i find a group of

children to get alone and talk to i just realized that's not a thing that that i guess maybe like an old folks home that those people are like real hungry for for human contact you go to an old folks home and just pick like one of the ones with the scared joe biden face and start talking to him he'll what what What side were you on in World War II? The union! The union. I mean, like, it's not. I mean, you guys are hitting the nail on the head. It's like any other exercise. It'd be like, I want to have a really strong bench,

but I hate bench pressing. What can I do? It's like, well, you're going to have to make yourself do it. Like, your social ability and extroversion, you need to go practice it. And it's not as complicated as people make it out to be. You don't need to go out there and put on a performance. Ask genuine questions about what the person is talking about. Be sincere in your interest of their topic. And people love talking about themselves. People love to hear themselves talk.

You keep someone talking, you may, after the conversation, go, that person hardly knows anything about me. Guess what? In their head, they go, I met the friendliest guy. He and I really connected. We connected on XYZ. That's what you should do. Yeah, to hit that back, that's what I was trying to say about listening, right? Let that guy talk. Let that guy tell his story. He's loving this interaction. He thinks you're the friendliest guy. You're paying attention to him. And on your side as an extrovert in training, you're killing it easily. You're just listening. And don't like it's not fooling someone.

It's not being manipulative. It's not tricky. Like you're not trying to fool them into liking you. Like be sincere and genuine. Find a way to engage them on something they're interested in and get them talking about it and like people can tell when you're being genuine well well they can okay they can't always tell but people can tell what there's a difference between being like really you work at steve's bank what's up with this what's up with that

verse like oh okay i would love looking at your phone and oh yeah not engaging yeah like you should be able to feign interest in anything tell me you're a bank teller teller taylor i'm a bank teller oh i've always wondered like how much money do you guys actually keep behind the counter because like if i wanted to rob you like what are you getting away with common misconceptions we mostly deal in human trafficking is this is this the wells fargo yeah it's mostly guns and do you know mark i'm the desk do you know mark yeah the glass eye we call him massacre mark he's he's a he's a master oh man we had a little major at his house last week he had these filipino boys uh you must know

oh yeah fresh off the plane what does it take to catch the attention of a bank teller with a deposit like i have no idea, right? Open your heads! All right, well played, well played. But, like, you know, if you put in, like, seven grand, are they, like, seven grand? Is that number 40 grand? Does it have to be six digits? At what point are they, like, what is this guy doing? Like, how did he get this big a check? Probably a million dollars or something like that.

You think? I bet they deal with really big checks. Ed, what's your number? Bank teller. What do you think makes them raise their eyebrows? A quarter million bucks. Wow. These numbers are much bigger than I thought. I mean, I've put in six figures

amounts of monies and nobody came out with their jaws on the ground. They're all in banks. You must be a real successful failure. I don't know. came out with their jaws on the ground. They're a fucking bank. You must be a real successful feller. I don't know. I don't know. Nobody was blown away when I gave them the check.

They were just like, okay, where do you want it? They went from there. Well, your majesty. It's not like that at all. I thought the number would be... so to me like 45 grand i that keeps burning in my head that's an annual salary that you know so some guy i'm listening if you're a farmer like a poultry farmer like a small poultry farmer um that's your check that's your

like um that's the check you get every uh seven weeks It's about 40 to 50,000 like for a small one. So like, like the medium sized ones are getting, you know, 80, a hundred thousand dollar checks on the weekly. And I'm sure that's everywhere that has like, I'm sure there's an industry like that everywhere.

You know what I mean? Right. Yeah. I'm sure some guys doing, I'm sorry, cutting you off a weekly deposits before payroll that are, and people are buying and selling properties and such, you know,

like, like I just feel like if it's like a personal check from like you to me now i think that's a different situation if you wrote me a check for a hundred thousand dollars i hope they're raising eyebrows i hope they're going all right we're gonna ballpoint pen yeah yeah exactly and then they see your handwriting and they're... If they saw you... Did he take advantage of a retarded person? That's what would happen. Literally, if you...

It would kind of be fun to do as a joke. I promise I'll steal your money. I won't even cash it for real. I'll reverse it immediately. But that would be so funny to see what the actual reaction would be. Like, if you wrote it in... Play it up silly. write it in crayon uh-huh I'll misspell 11

because that doesn't happen naturally no I think I think that would literally raise eyebrows because the examples I was giving is like a giant like Tyson chicken writing somebody a check for it those checks are official and like they're those extra big checks and they're like got holograms on them.

Not holograms, but those holographic thingy stickers on them and shit. But just a personal check from me to you for six figures, I would imagine that that should definitely raise an eyebrow. With your bank, they should definitely be like, oh, a lot of money moving

out of here. Let's make sure that's okay. I've got another one. I like starting with Ed. Ed, this one's nothing to be scared of money moving out of here. Let's make sure that's okay. I've got another one, and I like starting with Ed. Ed, this one's nothing to be scared of. The three of you, he meant Kyle Taylor and Ed, I'm sure, are quite wise and intelligent beyond your years. Can each of you give us your single best tip on how to succeed in life as an idiot? So how did you do it, Ed? Well, when I was a young idiot, to me, it's always been risk.

It's just the way that you approach risk. And it honestly answers the last question as well. If you're anxious about confrontation or anything, then that's where it becomes hard. But if you get rid of the anxiety because you drop the stakes and you realize that anything that goes badly can be recovered from, it allows you to take chances. It allows you to take risks and allows you to learn how to take better risks as you become less of an idiot. And I look back on a lot of the decisions that I've made and a lot of the, you know, you'd say investments or ideas or whatever I've explored, and they were probably pretty harebrained. They were probably terrible ideas, but I made the best of whatever the outcomes were. And it was that attitude that has carried me to wherever I am.

I'm not sure it's good or bad or indifferent, but if it hadn't been for managing risk, that, that wouldn't be the answer. I say um always treat people the way you'd like to be treated especially um well there really isn't especially but but it's also the people who you seemingly don't matter if you treat them nicely or not like waitresses and i don't know bellhops people carry your luggage the guy at the airport throws your bag i don't know i don't i don't i don't even think it's good mojo i don't even believe in karma i just think that like maybe that guy was gonna steal some shit out of your bag and because you slipped him five bucks and told him to have a good day he's like that's one of the good ones and like he winks at the other night from the next guy he winks at

the other nigerian and my bag goes in the like black people pile and doesn't get pilfered through you know like i'm hoping for that to happen or like like you know we talked about the other day where that that youtuber that we that i watch um somebody had come in stolen his shit and he caught him on camera got the police involved and they and he was like just give me the 1400 for the cameras you damaged and no charges and they had that 1400 and he's like you know what keep it keep that money let's just be friends let's be neighbors and nobody agreed with me i thought that was the smartest move he could make because the alternative was putting his neighbor that already we know is like trashy enough to rob you in a position where like you got him for fourteen hundred dollars he clearly needs you won me over

if i recall oh i wasn't meaning you there was there was others you know it was a whole there's like 25 of us in there but everybody was like yeah they should have nailed his ass to the wall it's like first of all it's like misdemeanor theft it was like two thousand dollars worth of shit or something like that now now you're gonna like send this guy to the court system he's gonna do some community service and hate your fucking guts and he lives right there now are you ever gonna feel comfortable storing anything in your building again no squash it like like i don't know i always try to like squash your beefs yeah squash your beefs bury those hatchets and stuff like that um and just treat people the way you'd like to be treated and I don't know. That kind of karma, I think, leads things to kind of fall into place.

I try to do that the best I can most of the time, except with women and minorities. Taylor, were you there to hear the question? No, I'm sorry. I think I erased it. Being wise and intelligent beyond your years, can each of you give us your single best tip on how to succeed in life as an idiot?

Oh, geez. Yeah. Do you like my answer now that you know the question? Yeah. I think my strength is the grind. I don't know that I'm smarter than everyone else. I don't know that I'm funnier or whatever,

but getting the work done, even when you don't feel that I'm smarter than everyone else. I don't know that I'm funnier or whatever, but getting the work done, even when you don't feel like it. And I don't know, just the grind, grind, grind. I feel like that's what my Minecraft server was successful. Getting the work done when you don't feel like is so fucking hard.

It's the, it's so hard that most people's strategy is to completely avoid that hurdle and only, and try to do that like was it mark twain that said make your vocation your um um your um make your hobby your vocation perhaps um vacation your vocation your vacation that's it you really say that it's not from like travelocity mark twain uh make your vocation your vacation like most people try to do that right they find what they're passionate about what they love and then they find a way to get paid doing it maybe like this guy

right like like like most people and what he was like i hate this but it pays i hate like that's hard to do that's what working out is that's what like but the non-fun part of working out is like when you don't want to if you don't like if every time you felt like what working out is. That's what the non-fun part of working out is. When you don't want to. If every time you felt like not working out, you just didn't, you would make no progress. Because there are a bunch of... There's those times where for weeks, you're just rolling and you're excited to get in the gym and you got momentum.

Then there are just as many weeks where you're like, I have to go pull a bunch of weight again. I guess so. But then by the time you're down there doing it, you feel better. And that's the way all tasks are. I almost always put off my taxes until it is borderline the last second. And then I'm that guy emailing the accountant like, this is your problem. And then I'm that guy like emailing the accountant like, this is your problem.

But like just this last week, I was like, you know what? You have to do these no matter what. Let's just do it. Let's just do it and not be in a blind panic in the third week of April. And I did. And after like that first second of starting, you get re-reminded of the previous year. And you're like, this isn't that bad. It's just adding stuff up. It's just adding.

And then sending your sum to the guy with all your deductions and everything. And so it's, yeah, that resonated with me. Forcing yourself to do the work when you really don't want to. I have no idea what that is. Somebody's got a beeping noise. It's not me.

It's not me. I wasn't attacking anyone. I was scared it was me that was my actual thought process it's like it's like when you know daddy's gonna be angry and he's gonna hit whoever's closest yeah no my way of like when i feel uh overburdened like that it's like oh i'm stressed about this and people in my life will be like hey why don't you just take a break why don't you step away why don't you feel better and it's like no those things don't solve my stress and anxiety you know what solves my stress and anxiety getting the shit done that so yeah so um i was fenster messaged me um i think yesterday or something like yeah we just heard

it beeping that's not there is nothing my shit you can't hear my shit. She messaged me yesterday, she. I think he. It's 100% he, first of all. Although now it ruins the joke for Ed when I show you the picture. But that's okay. I've just been building that up for an hour.

You just used the wrong pronoun. I did it on purpose to fool him into thinking she was a girl and then I was going to get him all hot. I was going to say that she was my girlfriend and that I was uncomfortable with the amount of cleavage that she showed on her Twitch streams and I was going to get Ed's opinion. I had a whole thing going.

Oh, wow. This is quite the buildup. Anyway, she sent me this picture. Whoa. And I was like, we haven't had a girl on the show in a while. Do you want to come on in a week or two? And let me see what she said. Sweet, I'm free on the 14th, maybe not the 21st.

I will find some good outfits, though, so you can continue to ignore that I'm still a guy. And I said, sweet, I'm going to continue to ignore it for as long as you do. You could show that picture. Yeah. I mean, she's on stream there. Yeah. I don't get it.

I don't see where the – I'm like – You want some help? No, no. I want to make my guess before i get help okay so previously he had uh what are sometimes called chicken cutlets and you can like put what looks like a chicken cutlet under a bra and uh it fills out a bra and it looks great they look great but now this is a whole new thing and clearly you can you can see it's not just filling out the shirt and bra. You're getting side boob.

I suspect that it's going up to roughly his collarbone. That it's like a whole lot. A prosthetic? Yeah, it's a full prosthetic. I'm not sure which one he has. There's some that stop just below the bust line. There's some that go down to the waist, and there's some that are like full body fucking creepy mode suits

like in Silence of the Lambs. But I'm guessing that the choker is concealing it along with some makeup and maybe in even a bit of like spirit gum, like a glue that's like skin safe, like to really lay the latex or whatever the material is down. You can see the latex there. There it is. The choker's hiding it. Perfect. Yeah, I feel like there's a tiny difference in skin tone above and below.

Oh no, there's a lip there. But still, 10 out of 10 fakery here. You've killed it. You've become a better woman than anyone. You know, I bakery here like like you've killed it you've become a better woman than anyone you know i i that men are better at everything you find me a woman that's as good at being female as he is and i will change my mind. Another one in the boys column, baby.

Can't stop winning. Take it away. I can't look anymore. You're getting Kyle hot and bothered. I can't. I'm on so much blue chew and long and low. I'm about to blast off over here. That is definitely new because last time he was just doing uh the like the makeup force

perspective thing right yeah i've never seen this it's a finster on on twitch or or on youtube whether you like if you like minecraft you can check out finster uh this looking topic change what i don't know what that means you're gonna check out him on YouTube with his Minecraft stuff or you could watch his titties on Twitch. Friend of the show. High quality fella. Okay, well.

We'll get him back on. That's quite the network. Yes. It's quite the revolving door of guests. Yeah, Finsterster's awesome i like him a lot he comes into the uh the patron hangouts from time to time because he's a 50 patron so he just will pop in and show up all dolled up and then we'll chat he likes he didn't come well he came in last month but only for like a few seconds like he just made an appearance. In other months, he comes and he has so many

knives. He's into knives and I'm into knives. But now mine are organized and I was ready to go knife for knife with him. Every time he pulled one out, I'd pull one out, try to match his collection. He didn't stay long enough. I couldn't do it. Well, he'll be there this month.

I think he showed up not really gussied up and I yelled at him. I was like, I did not want to see you in boy mode. Get the fuck out of here. Well, that made Kyle feel some really strange feelings. Yeah, yeah. I didn't care for it. I didn't like how that made me feel.

Kyle lashed out in anger. Yeah. I went out that night and beat a stranger terribly in the park. That's the only way I could make those feelings make sense. A gay guy wouldn't beat someone up at the park. Exactly. I'm a man. That's not what a gay guy would do.

Wait. Yeah. All right. All right. I guess another Ed question. Would the host be interested in trying ABDL diapers? They're vastly secure to drugstore brands.

What is an ABDL diaper, Ed? I don't have the slightest clue. Subject matter expert. That's why we brought you on. Yeah, that's not in the wheelhouse. Do you guys remember? We did a bit on this years ago. It's the adult baby diaper.

It's either life or lover. Lovers? Lovers, life, adult baby diaper life. Adult baby diaper legion. Oh, I like that so much. Yeah. Now it sounds like they've got a mission to do. Yeah.

To poop in public. Adult diapers, liners, and pads. Oh, that's so much. I'm seeing here. And what's the question regarding them? Would we be interested in trying them? They're vastly superior to the drugstore brands. So it's a brand name.

I don't really understand. It sounds like there's some missing information from the question, but maybe he thinks that he's built a better mousetrap with his diapers that are superior to the drugstore diapers? I think that he's trying to get us just to talk about diapers. I think this is another example of not all questions being well thought out. All right, all right. I'm going to take that one on the chin.

That was my fault. Sometimes the question like what is the last four of woody's social it's like i don't know i don't think i'm gonna we're gonna answer that one well when it comes to the diaper questions those get through the filter those get through the fence yeah i mean i would imagine that they're marketing those adult baby diapers to people who like doing it sexually, probably not for people like Joe Biden. I mean, but I think people like Joe Biden want the ones that are sort of stealth. They really blend in at the top and at the bottom.

I've seen those commercials for those when I watch Fox News. They blend in really well under your clothes. There's always a grandma playing tennis, top and at the bottom i've seen those commercials for those when i watch fox news uh that they like blend in really well under your clothes there's always a grandma playing tennis and she like bends over and you can't see it's great it's pretty hot stuff i kind of like this question what youtubers which each host box if they were in the idubbbz charity boxing event who would be a good matchup for each host i want har Harley. I would want to fight Harley. God, you picked a big'em. I think Harley's slow, though, and I

think that I think I would just try to hit him in the body, and I would definitely cheat at some point and take him down. That would be my goal set. Plus, I would have to heavily rely on the fact that Harley likes me a lot, and he wouldn't expect me to be quite as ferocious

as I'm going to be with the chili pepper fists and everything. I would straight up dominate Ricky Berwick. That would be the play. Do the chili pepper fist thing. Take some of that OC spray and put it on my gloves and get him in the eyes a little.

Is he that guy? The hot wings interviews? Is that who Ricky Berwick is? No, he's a guy who has really severe physical deformities. Oh. What's wrong with him?

He's a hilarious guy, though. He's always like... He's like a comedian kind of guy. How fucked up is he, though? Let me ask you this. Would you feel comfortable sitting across from him at dinner? Oh, yeah. Yeah, because I've seen...

You could eat a meal. He's a very funny guy, so he'd be... Yeah, Zach, can you show us what... Yeah. Is he going to put a shirt on? shirt on no no he likes to make people uncomfortable and like i'll see him like on twitter and like some someone will mission accomplished someone will be like virtue signaling like we need to stop like the person being mocked is totally unacceptable it's out of line and then he'll respond with like an intentionally

out over the line gross video like shut the fuck up bitch like it's funny so I could take him definitely dude that thing I don't know what you do you have any fighting experience I wrestled in middle school and I can walk so I don't I don't want to brag.

Oh, yeah? What kind of caster bag do you use? He's a very funny guy. I don't care. I mean, he better be. Can you imagine if that guy had a bad personality? Yeah, that would be insurmountable can you imagine that guy like

like but he's an asshole he's like that guy was a total cunt yeah he doesn't tip like he's the opposite of what i said before he doesn't tip uh i don't i don't know who's like a similar size youtuber to me like i i'm not confident fighting ability, so I'm targeting smaller guys like Tucker. Jericho, I would dominate Tucker. I'm choosing guys in my age class. I want Junkyard129. I want that other guy. Is it

Ken Burns? Who's the other guy? I think that's right. Ken Burns. I don't even know what he looks like, but I just know he's old, so that's what I'm looking for. It seems incredibly unfair. Shouldn't you have to pick people who have the same body fat percentage as you? No, I don't want that.

Okay. I can find a fat piece of shit who doesn't lift. It's going to be like that scene out of Spartacus. Like a dude that steps out in front of Woody. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. I got a goddamn minute. What's your name?

Sven? Sven? Sven what? Sven Mankiller. What kind of YouTuber are you again? You make swords. Swords, guys. Yeah, you wouldn't want to fuck with that guy.

I don't want to box anybody for any fucking reason, man. It hasn't gone yet. Oh, it'd have to be somebody status that would move me up like Mark Rober. So my kid would think I was cool. If I beat him up, that would be. And he doesn't seem like a natural fighter either. He's kind of. And he also seems short.

I'm 6'5". It would just be a reach thing and just bonk him. also seems short. I'm 6'5". It would just be a reach thing and just bonk him. That's huge. You're 6'5"? Good gosh. Ooh, I just had a great idea. Why don't the fitness YouTubers

do a boxing match? That would be so popular. Dude, if Derek boxed somebody, I would pay to watch that. If Derek and Jujimufu decide to square off, I would watch that. that. If Derek and Jujimufu decide to square off, I would watch that. Jujie's got the body of someone who can

throw head kicks. Oh, I forgot how athletic Jujie is. He's really athletic. Do you know Jujimufu? No, I do not. Zach, can you put a picture up there? This guy looks... Well, he literally... I think he is an amateur bodybuilder.

He takes it professional grade serious, I guarantee it. Well phrased, yeah. He looks like a professional bodybuilder. But he's also like an acrobat. He's into parkour. He's incredibly athletic.

Oh, wow. If you were to see him standing still, this kind of shows off some of his flexibility. If you were to see him just standing there, you'd think he'd be muscle-bound and not that athletic. He's really into indoor rock climbing. I didn't know quads could look like that. That's just ridiculous. I choose to believe that instead of stuffing stuffing socks where his dick would be he puts them where his thighs are it's like totally different program there but just a colossal

man i would love to talk to him again like yeah maybe about that whole kerfuffle he had a while back like i don't know if he'd be ready to talk about that or not but i'd ask him in private if he was yeah basically ed uh we we had him on with his like sidekick he used to have a sidekick character named tom who was not a muscle bound like it made no sense because all of this guy's videos were like hey i'm juju mufu and i'm an absolute monster i invited some of my monstrous friends to do monster things and then you do and then you'd watch it and there would be this other Tom, who's like snarkily and badly doing the exercises. And it's like, this isn't comedic relief, you bitch.

A little guy. Not here for you. And apparently this guy. A regular-sized person. Yeah, a regular-sized person. And then that guy apparently was pilfering funds from a grip genie, a company that Jujy made with him of like grippers and shit like that. Yeah, that's the other guy. And it's like, what the fuck are we doing here?

That is not a funny Jujie. Once he got kicked out of the channel, the content got better. It did not get worse. It got better. Of course. When they were here with us, I try not to be rude to guests most of the time.

But what I wanted to say to Tom was like, so why does Gigi need you? Like, why does Gigi need you? What's your purpose? What do you do? Are you like the brains behind this whole thing? Is he retarded and, like, you have to, like, prop him up and put a script in front of him? Or is he, like, why are you here?

It made no sense. Every time he'd talk, I was like, dude, I want to hear from He-Man, not you. You're like He-Man's friend whose name I don't remember, and I'm a He-Man fan. Yeah, it's like you. You're the cat He-Man rides. If I wanted to know how you would

deadlift a jeep liberty i would ask you but you haven't done that and so like i'm asking the guy who did wait did he really do that he it was probably a small i'm sure something absurd something ridiculous yeah so here's my theory i think juuju is a really nice guy. And Tom was someone who needed help. And he just found himself in the role of helping him all the time. He helped him get fit. Tom would flow in and out of depression and happiness and stuff. Juju would lift him up all the time. He just wired to help people like that.

I think that's who he is. Until eventually he was like, well, you't literally just like steal the money while i do this for you you got to go now and uh my suspicion is that tom is not better off uh than he was before yeah definitely that would be my assumption as well as well i mean his internet apology went so badly he deleted the video yeah the internet apology was super cringe it was real funny yeah like i was dealing with gambling and it's like yeah we know that's why we're here like that's you gambled the money from my only one that doesn't find that to be a like an excuse like if you tell me like like like sorry man poker you know it's like yeah okay i don't care how you lost

the money asshole i care that you borrowed money from me and now you don't have it to return even though you said you were going to give it to me like like i don't like loaning people money in any way like when if i was going to borrow money from someone they would not have to come looking for that money when it was time to get it back to them like i would be hunting them down to get them their money like like like hey we're an outstanding debt here um let's get this settled up i wouldn't like that meanwhile like you i've always seen the opposite when i've most of the time i've seen the opposite when i've loaned people money there's been a few times where i've loaned like you know two thousand dollars or something like

that and like a month later five hundred of it came in a month later a thousand of it came in and then you know the rest came in like that sort of thing i love that i love that oh coming back with 500 the next month i'm like i know i'm getting it all like i'm happy take your time now like like but i've also had people like huh like yeah the money that i gave you the 75 dollars that you remember what huh when what are you talking about dude if you play law and order i'm feeling targeted here no you're right kyle but like i i saw the same thing you did where it was like well it's a gambling problem and And it's like, okay. But if you replace that with like,

no, no, you don't understand. Tom is like a severe alcoholic and he spent all the money on the fanciest beer and the, whatever the fuck, or, oh,

he's addicted to cocaine and he needed that, that Colombian white, like immediately people would be like, yeah, that's bullshit. He still stole. But with gambling, because it's not a physical substance,

it feels like there's a little extra leeway given to it almost no leeway i don't care i don't care how i was meaning from the public oh you mean to me it doesn't i don't care how you spent it like if it was like woody why'd you steal that money i'd be like yeah i really like buying things you to see these knives. I like buying things a lot. I like having new things, nice things. So I took your money. Yeah.

That's what I heard. Honesty goes a long way there. Well, guys, it's been fun. I got to head out for the night. Thank you so much for coming on. Absolutely. Y'all take care. Yeah, good night. See you later. See ya.

Check out Ed's channel below if you want to sub to him. Check out his very entertaining car stories. He is a gifted storyteller. You'll like his channel. Watch my video. See if you're hooked. Yeah, he's really good. Sorry, what were you leading into, Kyle? I think I was going to ask you if you'd ever loaned some money to someone and then they didn't pay it back or had a hard time getting the money back.

I think I've been fortunate enough to hear from friends of mine who got in sticky situations with lending family or friends money that I've never done it. But there was one time, this was 20... When did they make weed legal in Colorado? 2014? Is that right? Sounds right. So like 2014, 15 around there, I heard from a cousin of mine at the time who I hadn't heard from in a while. He's a great guy, but I just hadn't heard from him in a while. And he was like, hey, I got got a business thing i need like a thousand dollars i totally understand if you can't but i'll pay you back and i was like and at this time like i'm i'm i was in idaho i was making no fucking money and i was like okay what's it for like i

really don't have a grand to just like be doling out right now and he was like well they just legalized pot in colorado and so we've got a system with this like torn down car that i'm gonna buy a thousand dollars worth of weed from all these different dispensaries pack it into the doors of this civic and then i'm gonna drive it through kansas and missouri to like somewhere else and we're gonna sell it there and i'll pay you back your your money once i've uh done that and i was like man i'm gonna have to pass on this like i'm getting involved in felonies like state lines like please as a favor to me, don't mention this to me ever again in any capacity.

Taylor, you promised me you'd never tell that story. Well, you've already served the time. I feel like I can come out and add you to the limitations. That is ridiculous. First of all, that's not even that big of a money-making

venture because dispensary prices are not like crazy low like if anything it would be smart if you could like grow your weed there like have you have a big crop that you harvested and then take that somewhere else like maybe you could grow it there safely but but like the idea of buying from dispensaries to sell somewhere else seems like, I don't know, you're not making a lot of money. Yeah, I don't remember the crux of the deal. Maybe it was like, I'm getting a huge amount from a friend of mine who owns a dispensary. Once I heard the business plan, I was checked out. Yeah, no thank you.

Not going to be involved in this. Yeah, let me just throw you $1,000 in my fucking enterprise rent-a-car money that i'm floating in clearly like oh that's because we're gonna need a lot of cars we're gonna need a lot of guys can you get us a deal can you put your employee code on the fucking uh youn that you're going to ruin on the way there. Discount. Dude, I want to tell my story. So this guy wrote to me in the last year or two. I'm trying to anonymize it a whole bunch. And he was like an acquaintance

of mine that I used to see. I've probably seen him 15 times total. And we would talk but not like hang or like anything. We were particularly particularly close and he says matt already he's calling me matt right we're tight like this because all my good friends call me matt sadly i'm stuck in a state in america my wife is not doing well she's losing weight and she's at 97 pounds now currently i'm full-time caregiving and it has me in a bind. Is there any chance you could spot

me $200 until the first? I can return it as soon as our check hits. I don't ask this lightly. Full-time caregiving is killing me. We do Cash App, Venmo, Zelle. If you can help me, please let me know. Then he says goodbye. It's a weird

spot for me. Everyone knows I have $200. I could. it's a weird spot for me right everyone knows i have two hundred dollars like i could but i barely know this guy and i haven't talked to him in five years and he reaches out and asks for two hundred dollars i'm like what is the what is the even ethical thing to do what am i supposed to do um i don't know like why don't you guys answer first what would you do break him down an interest and payback plan. No, I'm good. I would just not respond. I haven't talked to this person in half a decade

and they're coming to me asking for money. I would feel bad for them, but no, I'm not going to get involved. I don't know. The reason I'm struggling to answer the question is I don't have a face to put it it to like in my life like if i had an individual like like there are people that could ask and i absolutely wouldn't then there are people that would ask and i'd be like it would be awkward and i'd probably just like lie or something or or be like what for or like talk it out more and then there's people i would definitely just ignore like it really just depends on who it is.

What I did is I mentioned I have a friend. He rented that beach house. He's very wealthy, much more so than me. And I was like, dude, I need ethics advice. This guy needs money. I have money, but we're not friends or anything. He's just hitting me up randomly asking for cash. What would you do and he's like

I read that message it looked like he copied and pasted that to a lot of people hey you know what we did this already did we yeah I'm sorry I wonder if I came up with the same conclusion the first time

I don't know I'll fast forward to the end then I apologize for anyone who's heard this before I wonder if I came up with the same conclusion the first time. I don't know. I'll fast forward to the end then. I apologize for anyone who's heard this before. But I ended up not giving the money. He was like, you know, this is a copy-paste. It's not really about you. But, yeah, it's weird.

If $200 really stretched me, it'd be easy to say no. That's what I noticed when you read it um just then was when he listed like three or four different like ways to pay him that's sketchy like like i it was only i only didn't mention it because like you were like oh and this is a person he knew like and then i'm like foggy about just how well they know each other so it's i don't know but like if some if i'm asking someone for some money in that initial message is not the four odd different ways that i'll take it's like however you can get the money to me is how i want the money like i'm not going to be like yeah the ways where you can't get it back and there's very little record

like hey could you say crypto he wasn't hacked though because he mentioned my name he put his own name and i anonymized the name of his wife like i didn't include it but he did so it wasn't hacked, though, because he mentioned my name. He put his own name and I anonymized the name of his wife. Like I didn't include it, but he did. So it wasn't like, you know, some random. What's wrong with the wife? I'll tell you privately. Oh, shit. Well, God damn it.

Now you're pulling me back the other way. Apparently, whatever's wrong with this guy's wife is so bad it's unspeakable so i'm like so now i'm like god damn maybe they need the 200 dollars it sounds like that like hitler raped her in the face with a flamethrower or something i don't know what happened but it sounds awful yeah that's the case give her the money but he really should give her the money shouldn't he yeah why stop at 200 i should have introduced him to you taylor if you really want to make an impact in these people's lives that you're gonna have to definitely break into the four or five figure range yeah that is also curious where it's like, I have a huge medical bill. I'm going to need $200.

Like, what's that? The payback on the first implied to me he needed it to make ends meet. Like, he had to buy food between now and the first or something. They're eating good. I don't know. It's all insulin.

He hasn't eaten in a fortnight. Did you see the Democrats pass something to make insulin cap at 35 i tried i was like just a week ago i'm like you know i give up they're both the same and then every single republic i think maybe all but two republicans voted against it such a joke and the democrats and i was like? I guess not the same. Are you diabetic? Oh, and weed decriminalization. What happened with that? I know the Democrats passed weed decriminalization.

Republicans generally didn't. But it did get through the House, I think. And I guess the Senate at some point, whenever they feel like hearing it, I would imagine. Who controls the Senate? Is it Democrats or is it tied? The Democrats have the tiebreaker. So it's 50-50, but the VP is the tiebreaker is it tied the democrats have uh the tiebreaker so it's 50 50 but the vp is the tiebreaker oh push that shit through you think yeah but then it's gonna be like one dude probably mansion or cinema you know who just isn't for it oh i don't even know who those people are but i believe it i totally believe all the republicans who 80 of them need insulin like they're so

fucking fat like they don't care though it is bullshit like gouging people on insulin is fucked yes and the epi pens was a big thing i don't know if they cured they they not cured um whatever sorted that out yet yeah i i'm still thinking thinking that there's going to be a shortage of wheat this fall. I just don't see how there couldn't be. I read somewhere fertilizer was a bigger issue than the wheat itself. But who knows? I don't know what to believe. That's great.

Yeah. Fertilizer seems real important. You know who's going to make the big bucks? People with extra chicken shit laying around. Yeah. All the geniuses who have been hoarding huge amounts of nitrogen-rich fertilizer on their property in secret

for years. Kyle's going to be heir to the Christian fortune. I don't know why you're saying those things. I don't have anything of the sort. Oh, he definitely doesn't have rooms and rooms and an entire basement filled with chicken shit. I don't have a basement.

He doesn't have any chicken shit stored in the guest room, the dining room. Well, chicken shit is its own thing. I have nothing to do with chicken shit. You just have an underground silo of savings. Talk about ammonium nitrate. I don't want to hear that. So this is, I'll put the tweet in there. A little update, Zach, you can show this,

of our buddy Harley with Sam Hyde. They're there, they're training, and put that picture up when you can, Zach. So there's the first picture. I had to go to Sam's, one of his 50 banned Instagrams that he's worked around on, but he said he's using that hammer for Harley's situational awareness training.

He says it's time to hammer him up. You can also see that he's holding something to keep his fingerprints off the hammer. And then the second photo is implying that home defense pepper gel is going to play a part in getting Harley ready for this match. Dude, I'm going to buy that shit right now. It's made by Sabre Red.

I have a question about Sam's glasses in the right picture. Are they actually different sizes, left versus right? Oh, can you show the other picture, Zach? You can hit the little right arrow. Boop. Are those glasses different sizes? So, like,

something about the photos Sam will upload is he'll, like, intentionally put bad focal points and, like things slightly to like look bizarre. And so or it could just be that he's a weird looking dude. Zach, can you please go back to the other picture? Is that what that is? It looks like the focal point is too close. And so it's like stretching his face backwards and like ballooning the glasses out.

I can't tell, but I see your point. Like it's possible that one is just a completely different diameter. I know. It looks like the eyes look about the same. Either thing is a likely option. It could be either one. There's a there's a YouTube short I saw today that Harley uploaded. And it was Harley like trying to get a response from Sam and Harley filming him like, Sam, you're a big dude. You're bigger than you told me you were. You're as big as I am. Because it's a meme, Sam Hyde lies about being shorter than he is. And it's Harley going like this five times. Sam, look at me. Sam, look at me. And Sam's like looking around

other stuff on the floor. And then he's like, Sam, please look at me. And he finally looks at him and the video ends. And it's just like he's just dealing with that. It's so fucking funny. I can't wait to see Harley absolutely maul this guy with the support of, with the expert training

of Sam. It's going to be great. I don't know what's going to happen. Oh, can we talk UFC? Yeah, sure. Kyle, we talked about Chimaev a little bit. I'm kind of looking forward to the Peter Yan.

His name, Aljamain Sterling? What is Sterling's first name? Aljamain Sterling. It's like a first name aljermaine aljermaine sterling and it's pete it's like a pitor or page how does that fucking rush oh p-e-t-r peter yeah so sterling versus yan this is an interesting fight so they met before the first time kyle probably knows this but for the audience's benefit um peter yan just worked with me on the names and sterling yan got the best of him like you can't find 10 seconds in a row where sterling looked like the better fighter

yan would just taking it to him and i forget how many rounds it went but call it four i don't know something like that and uh yeah so the white guy was just beating him every moment of that fight virtually and then at one point sterling who's on the right the black guy is down on his knees and peter yan knees him in the head so then that's illegal and the ref turns to sterling this is the black on the right of the picture and says can you continue and he knows if i can't the other guy gets disqualified and i become champion of the world champion of the world and uh with the champion doesn't just come prestige like you might think that they get like i think pay-per-view points i don't know if every champion has the same contract.

But there's definitely a lot of money involved in getting the belt. I know that the Venom deal, what used to be the Reebok deal. It's a whole different contract. Yeah, it's good stuff. It's good stuff. This is life-changing money, and all he has to do is say, I can't go on. And keep in mind, he's just had his butt beaten for all this time. It's not his night.

We all know it's not his night. We know it's not his night. We know it's not going his way, but he made the business decision and said, give me that belt. Well, initially everyone hated him for it. They were very angry at this guy Sterling on the right, because they're like, you're not a champion. You lost that fight. We all watched it. We all saw you lose. That is not what winning a fight looks like and he was like yeah i'm injured i can't go on is it then he changed his tune then he he just started leaning into it he's like i'm gonna beat this guy down that guy was so scared of me he had to find a way out of

the fight that's why he need me in the head he knew i was about to whoop his ass so he found an exit door i've seen his i've seen his instagram videos making fun of this like like like he's leaned completely into it and everybody loves him now he's the underdog but he may have to pay for his jokes oh i don't love him i think he's a bitch and i hope that uh pistol pete as i like to call him um puts a puts a real painful whooping on him. I look forward to that. But the people's main event is Kamzat. Like, that's the fight. If I could only see one of the fights that's happening that night, it would be it. The girls' fight, it's maybe Tisha Torres.

It's two pretty girls, which is a rare... Mackenzie Dern. Yeah, yeah. Mackenzie doesn't look pretty in this picture, but I agree with you. I think of her as one of the prettiest girls I saw them at the presser sitting across from each other both of them looked great

one of them was a big head I'm with you on the people's main event concept this Cosmot vs Gilbert Burns Cosmot Chimaev Kamzat? it looks like Kamzat? Kamzat? It looks like Kamzat.

And then Shemayev. Anyway, this guy has my interest. He hasn't... He's 10-0. So it's confusing when I say he hasn't beaten anybody, but he hasn't faced top competition, but people who seem to be able to

break down fighters say he's the guy he they're talking about title shots for him even though he hasn't beaten a ranked opponent now he's going up against the number two guy not just ranked but like the top of the rankings and if he wins this burns his number two yeah i'm confirming that yeah i'm right wow i had no idea yeah i knew he was a ranked opponent but i didn't know he's second so number two is kind of three it goes champion one two oh no i feel you but but like number sometimes i say things for the listeners ah yeah um wow i'm even more excited now this is a this is a huge test for him yes yeah so uh i saw them meet each other in a hallway and they were super friendly but kamzat is like got that jokey kind of weird way about and he's he's like he's like you look small

brother you look weak brother you need a banana or some chocolate because he's all dehydrated you know for the weight cut he's like show me your power and like i think he wanted to like bear hug each other and squeeze i think that's what he wanted he's like show me your power and like i think he wanted to like bear hug each other and squeeze i think that's what he wanted he's like show me your power and like reached out he's like i'll show you on saturday he's like show me your power and like he's like indignant and then at the press conference they're like what do you think's gonna happen he's like i saw him i saw him yesterday and i told him show me he would not if he asked me to show him my power I'd be like I'm all out of power

I don't know I can't remember the name of the female fighter but she was talking about how he is in the gym he just comes up to me and says what's up and then like shin on shin kicks me and i'm hopping around and he just walks the right way laughing he's like he's always trying to wrestle and i'm just like we're in the sauna maybe later he's with some naked slippery wrestling he just apparently like always like yeah me too no she was not complaining in like a sexual kind

of way she's just saying like he's just like a always wanting to like fight even if it's a jokey fight kind of guy all the time he seems really funny um i agree with daniel cormier he needs to like stop being in front of the camera so much it'd be more of a mystery because that's what he's been up until now and now he just kind of seems like darren till's goofy roommate yeah i i saw him and darren till just like they're like talking on facetime or something but it's getting recorded and uh he's like you know cosmonaut like what would you do with this and he just randomly has like a 12 inch bowie knife that he pulls out he's's like, oh, I will do this. And it's like, Jesus, this guy's psycho.

I don't know. I like him on social media with Till, but I can see the other argument too. Yeah. Cormier was trying to make it out like they were gay or something on his show. He's like, what is this? What is this? You guys are like always hugging. You're like close and you're kissing.

And Kamsa was perfect. He was like, yeah, I've seen you do all that with khabib all the time all the time you and khabib hugging and kissing and he's like all right well but you know you know do you think it's a good idea like he's just trying to like change the subject right away you remember when he got luke rockhold to say he loved him yeah yeah it made a weird place but uh but it's it's it's been good i i i'm i'm i'm afraid that like if like if dana white weren't in the sport it would be shitty i really think it would be i think i think that he is the guy who's close enough to like what the people want and like like he he's right there between like giving us and, I don't know,

the people who own that multi-billion dollar corporation, and he's able to really shape the product in a way that's awesome. And you bitch and moan about fighter pay all you want. I don't give a shit how much money they make. I want to see them beat each other up. Pay them less. I think that Dana White is not the only person, or even the best person, at giving the fans what they want.

Oh, no. I agree they give the fans what they want by and large. They try to make it happen. Everyone knows what the fans want. I can go to Reddit. I feel like I know what the fans want. I feel like I could batch these people up. What Dana did is he made the sport profitable and he grew it

at a time that that was hard to do. I think he did that by making a good product. I agree. And he also did that by keeping them in the black. People, not accountants. That means they made money. He kept the company profitable throughout this period

of growth and reinvestment. And that's hard to do and I admire it. But now they are in a bigger sort of already succeeded zone, in my opinion. I think there's a lot of people who could make good matchups, but probably wouldn't tighten the screws so much on every athlete. I think. I'm happy with that.

I think that if you pay them too much, they won't fight as much. There's a reason we see conor mcgregor every two or three years um you know because they pay him 10 million dollars every time he shows up uh you pay him less is what i say they should i think you're right i've said that before i'm sorry to cut you off i said that before and i forgot that point it if you make it they will fight less and they will become prima donna you know who the best factory workers in the world are the chinese they're also the lowest paid okay they live in that dark little dungeon eating their cup of noodle right bunk triple bunk beds i saw them the other day it was great

i saw this video they had to use a flashlight to show you the living conditions right so they they turned the light on and all these dirty Chinamen are in these quadruple bunk beds in this God knows what floor. They're all eating cup of noodle with fucking chopsticks and shit. They're shying away from the light like something out of an X-Files episode.

On the other hand, I can buy a backpack for $9.99 somehow. Get that Amazon Basics. That shit is so cheap. Do you know about this coffee cup? It was a penny. It was a penny.

You were talking about China fucking sucking like that. Have you heard of the 996 work system in China that some areas do? Tell me. It means you work nine to nine or 12 hour shifts six days a week so nine to nine every day one day yeah so they still get a day off hours a week so you're telling me that they spend half their time lazing about and one

day out of the week they don't do shit? When you frame it like that, it is pathetic. With work culture like that, they should be passing us by every metric. Soon. That would be horrible. They can work harder than that. You could easily do 16 hours a day. And I don't know about this day off thing.

Depends on what you call work. I've talked about how I work long hours before and while it was true, some of those hours were live streaming Minecraft. I had a genius programmer sysadmin in Australia

but he was young and he really only worked if you stayed on the call with him. I'm sure the adult version of him is better now. I'm not looking for any Chinese Twitch streamers. I'm going to give him the lash. I would just stay on the call till like 5am cause he's in Australia, 6am babysitting him while he worked and it's easy hours,

but it's a lot of hours and it, so you can work a lot of hours if they're like that if it's literally digging holes or whatever then you can't work that much yeah this is chinese factory work i'm pretty sure like most of those videos i see with people getting sucked into lathes and exploding that that's these are like chinese factories yeah i that one where the guy is on top of that gas turbine or whatever, and he's like goofing around with it. And then all of a sudden he just like explodes.

I don't want to watch that. I've sent it to you with no warning before, but like all the pieces of him rain down like confetti. And all of his coworkers are like, the fuck happened to Chang? It happens so quick. It's zero to a million instantaneously. He's just like fucking around. And then he's dead.

He's so dead. Those lathes are really scary. Oh, it wasn't a lathe. It was some sort of like, it was like a big, I don't know what it was. I don't know how to describe it. It's a gigantic like tank of gas. Let's call it that. And then he's like messing by a portal

on top of it like a door and then maybe it ignited on the inside and so there was an explosive fireball that was focused directly into him like the size of a manhole cover and he just vaporizes and like the pieces of him fall from the ceiling it It's wild. It's probably a very quick way to go. Oh, the quickest. It's how I want to go. Really? Yeah. You want to be splattered about?

I figured you'd be one of those leave a pretty corpse people. Oh, no. No, see, when you go in that coffin, they seal those things up hermetically and everything. The worms can't even get to you, so you're just in there all petrified. hermetically and everything. The worms can't even get to you, so you're just in there all petrified. Did you hear about that mortician in Cincinnati who they found had been raping every corpse

for 30 years? Is it called rape if they're dead? Isn't it defiling? It might be. You don't rape a corpse. Isn't that like... I made that up, but isn't that believable? That someone would do that?

That someone would rape a corpse? Yeah, there's definitely guys like that out there. You're assuming the corpse didn't consent, and I think that's bold. You know how it just so happens that so many priests happen to be pedophiles? I would imagine that the same is true for morticians and necrophilia. And look, God bless them, because I don't want to deal with that morbid shit, all right? If what you need to get through another day

of sucking body fluids out of loved ones and sewing eyelids shut or whatever the fuck, if what you need to get through that day is like cornholing some old black lady when nobody's around, get after it. And look, if it falls to me to to to be that black lady you cornhole then then then then get after it you know yeah this is why i'm choosing cremation among other reasons they can't get you among other reasons what are

the other reasons for cremation i think it's just easier on everybody like you saw that rapper this week who had the funeral and he was like fucking taxidermy like chilling with his homies again that's upsetting yeah i don't see that i don't want the xbox controller try to find us a picture of that zach that's my next business idea taylor people are going to do lines of blow off my corpse for a hundred dollars a bump nobody money in the grave baby i gotta provide for the family after I'm gone, and I'm gonna do it with my corpse. Jack, he's like, 15 bucks and you get half an hour

with the body. I only want five minutes. $15? It was 103 weeks ago. He's blown out now. Check this out. This is his funeral. He is dead. That. Check this out. This is his funeral. He is dead.

That is a dead body that is standing up. He's got a Burger King crown on. He is. It is his day. Man. He's in a club. That's ruining everyone else's evening.

He's in the club there, but they move the body to the wake. I saw that body propped up and sitting down like they moved it around everywhere it's literally have you ever heard the country music song it's like prop me up beside the jukebox if i die no For those of you audio only boys, Taylor opened his mouth, inhaled, and like drew back a pointy finger, leaned forward

and said no in a way that crushed my soul. I thought that was funny. Just like getting you, no. I was like, awesome, he's heard the song. No, I haven't't god damn it i want to i want to find more images of this guy do they have him doing anything else because you've seen the original i'm sitting have you no is that a different guy because there's the guy from a couple years ago who was like uh it was a black guy who was sitting down holding like a playstation

controller but he was dead you know i had no idea that another black man had been taxidermied recently um so it's possible um i saw a couple images today and i just assumed it was all the same rapper who had been taxidermied and and you know it might be zach see if you can find that image of the guy who's dead sitting down, like obviously limply holding an Xbox control. Oh, by the way, that that that that little video I sent you today of the the horse going crazy with the guy on the back. That was a dead body. That was supposed to be a that was that was like a funeral ceremony. That was like that was like his last like horse ride or something like one of those ceremony type things. Went poorly. He's like like grandpa's going gonna ride his horse one last time type deal and then the

horse went crazy and he landed face down in the mud um i saw that video that you sent me that's that's actually better i thought that was a living person who was already injured and died after being thrown from and i just say dude is looking pretty fresh. Like, his sneakers are brand... Look at the bottom of those Air Forces, right? Brand spanking new. Brand spanking new. His boys did him right. He's got...

And I bet he's getting married with those Jordans or whatever on that pedestal over there. Oh, he's got... I'm sure what are his, like, favorite snacks on that table? Oh, that's sad. Is that a Clark bar? The fuck? I don't know.

I don't think they make Clark bars anymore. Do they? I thought that was a candy of the past. No, I had one the other day. It's a peanut buttery wafer-y type thing. It's pretty good. Well, I think those are Lay's original flavor. Solid pick. Solid pick. I love Lay's. Yes, this is the one I was thinking of. This is a different guy. He's got some

like, is that blueberry or something like chocolate no that's chocolate chip crunch that's the cookie monster uh cereal it's got that barks root beer there oh that's my favorite root beer that's the best root beer got some got some nacho cheese this guy was a man of class he's got his slides on like what's he got up there he's got a is that xbox or a playstation i think it's oh i have no idea the xbox please i don't know he's got his slides on. What's he got up there? Is that Xbox or PlayStation? I have no idea. Xbox? I don't know. He's got his earbuds in. That's pretty slick.

We're looking at taxidermied black people. This is the new thing. They prop you up like you're still alive at your weight. I'm way ahead of you. According to these two examples, it's a new thing. Why are you ruining this for me? He doesn't believe that.

This is a business that I have been trying to get into for a while. I'm going to provide a service, a one-stop shop. We will taxidermy your loved one. We will have a fashion consultant come to your your home or with him you know to his home with you and you know we'll go through his wardrobe all right gonna pick out a couple different looks up to four we have a couple different packages um and we're just gonna do a whole photo shoot uh and you know we'll sell prints of that but we're also gonna like you know style him up at the at the weight in different ways, however you'd like.

Get creative with it, depending on what the guy was into in real life. I know for a fact if a loved one of mine died and they got taxidermied with their favorite things. You'd feel like you're able to connect with them that one last time. You stole the words out of my mouth. Yes. Yes, I would want to feel the lack of warmth. And by connect with them one last time, we're talking about sex.

No, no, no, no, no, no. We warmed them up. So we have a system where there will be a catheter in the jugular and another one in the groin. Okay? And we are going to be cycling warm water through your loved one. Okay? For extra, we'll make it purple drink. Don't go to Kyle's cheesy business because I will microwave your loved one. For extra, we'll make it purple drink. Don't go to Kyle's cheesy business because

I will microwave your loved ones. Don't do that. He gets Luke one and one quite frankly. That's what I'm ready to hear me. I will microwave your loved ones to the point where they can warm up your coffee if you put it on their lap.

Oh, God. This would be like a prank channel should do this where they're like, all right, I'm a rich millionaire YouTuber and my grandma died. What my family doesn't know is when I offered to handle the funeral, we're going to do things a little differently. Remember to like and subscribe. And it's like her descending like an angel from the rafters or something did you speaking of like rich youtubers doing crazy shit did you see the guy like jump the tesla he jumped oh on maybe it was a san francisco street yeah he jumped a tesla like up you know how some hills are in streets how like he jumped it with a tesla going like 120 or something and like plowed into some innocent people's cars

and fucked them all up totaled the tesla the jump was outrageous the amount of air he got because you know this is like spaceships already they go so goddamn fast so quick he got so much air it was i don't know he really didn't build up to it right the move was to hit it at 15 to hit it at 25 to see what's what this guy just hit it at 15, to hit it at 25, to see what's what. This guy just hit it. Okay. 100 miles an hour. Here's the caveat.

Maybe, I hope you don't know. Taylor might like this. It was a rental. Hit it hard. Hit it hard. Oh, Jesus Christ. Dude, that photo on the right is like a UFO. that is so much higher than it was in my memory if he asked you to ride along would you go no i would 100 go i would taylor here's my question if i bought the insurance before i

rented it how do things work out for me if you don't show them this photo you're fine they know it became a real big deal of course yeah they would the reason that guy did that is because a youtuber kind of put him up to it i don't remember the finer details and they're irrelevant but the individuals whose cars got hit made their own youtube videos where they're like hey i'm not a famous youtuber or anything but one was up the street for me last night and he had some jackass jump a rental Tesla, like Batman, and right to the back of my Jeep Wrangler. So here I am out of Jeep Wrangler, and it's just like, oh. I think they got me some trouble.

I don't know what ended up happening, but I would absolutely ride shotgun for that because I'm guessing. Is he okay? I bet he's fine. I'll tell you what i would do i threw on some some like uh some catcher knee pads because that's what always gets hurt you slide and hit your knees on the on the shit and a helmet and you'd be fine maybe i mean that's a lot of air oh i would have gotten more he kind of pulled it out he he needed to hit that thing going

100 miles per hour i don't know how fast he was going but like i feel like he could have gotten more air like you're only gonna do this once you are never gonna rent a car again after this there's gonna be some kind of a alert when you try to rent a car in the future they'll be like oh there'll be a url with that video attached i try to rent a car dude we used to like sit there on the little system when we were bored and look up celebrities names and see who was on the do not rent list. Really? Yeah. Can I read this? The rented

2018 Tesla was abandoned at the scene. There is currently no description of the driver, police said. LAPD said the driver who remains on the loose will face hit and run charges. There's a $1,000 reward for anyone who provides information leading to the offender's

identification, apprehension, conviction, and resolution through a civil compromise. Jesus fuck! They have a high bar? If I just point at the guy, I want a grand. Don't tell me you need identification, apprehension, conviction, or resolution. Jesus. But, um... They don't know who it is.

The guy got away with it it would seem for now i mean or i guess yeah that does seem pretty finite so definitive rather there is like whoever rented it was associated with youtuber in some way and whoever was driving it was probably also associated with the youtuber one way that was probably his jeremy and and so you know jeremy thing and then left as he was always going to uh and they got their fucking clip i don't know how many views that has um i don't know if it provided any bad will toward him as a youtuber but pretty badass if you ask me to jump that fucking thing when you said that they were going to jump the car have you seen those videos of people

letting a car speed towards them and then they try and jump over it there are some really cool videos of that but i saw one recently it was with the tesla that's what i thought you were talking about where the guy jumps way too late and like gets flipped and clipped like both shins broken prop like could have died i tried you kind of deserve it i wanted to do that in a video one time but i wanted to like run up the front of an uh of a car um like the car was going to drive at me and i was going to run in the car and i was going to try to time it right so i could take like two steps so i wanted to like step on the hood with one step and then maybe one more and just jump and let the car go under me.

Stupid idea. I know, but you know, we're making a YouTube video. I'm going to get paid a lot of money. So let's, let's try some break a leg. It would be worth it.

We get a cool shot of it. And that's when Jeremy went and like took my test car and did donuts and like the dirty fuel got mixed in and went into and stopped up the fuel filter. And now we didn't have a car. So I, I took his car away from him and we blew up his car that day that that was that time and by his car i mean my car that i had lended to him on a permanent basis that'll show him it did show him then i

had to go pick him up when i needed him to work for me. Showed him good. Did you get him a new car? Fuck no, I didn't get him a new car. I had to blow up my... I had paid like $3,500 for that thing. Oh, Kyle, you just muted yourself. Yeah. Or maybe he maybe when he touched the

mic or something. Yeah. No no it was that was it was almost worth it um you know for him to like fuck up the initial car i was gonna blow up to see the look on his face when i was like all right get your shit out of my car get your shit out of the pathfinder he's like we're blowing that fucking car up today you know what i'm you know what we're doing we were working for a movie for like white house down or something like that or the discovery channel or something i'm like today's film day we're blowing the fucking car up now you don't have a car find somebody to get you back to your house after this it was it was almost worth it um we lost the car um the the authorities actually took that car and tested it for high

explosives um that that car explosion is a big part of what like got me on the radar with them in some way because it was so fiery and beautiful i did such a good job with that explosion i believe the pathfinder explosion yeah that was a good one one. We got that big orange bright fireball. It was pretty. But I guess it looked like high explosives to some people. It was Tannerite. Probably they weren't. Oh.

It was 100% Tannerite. I know exactly how much and exactly how much diesel and gasoline I used. I remember well. In any case, because we had the Pathfinder, I still wanted to try the thing where I ran up the hood. But it was a fucking SUV. So instead, I took one step off the bumper and tripped and rolled into the windshield with my back broke the windshield and the glass cut my back so we we we nixed that whole idea and just

i think we like faked it with some like um like we made it funny like silly like clearly we're faking it now when i'm jumping over a car kind of thing like we just made it silly instead of serious i wanted to know before because i know we're near the end last week kyle you talked about uh your new hobby you're gonna start yes have you expanded your horizons to anything beyond the coding and the piano? Or are you still set on one of those? Hmm. Hmm. I'm leaning away from coding because I saw some people in the Discord have this overly passionate discussion about whether I would actually like coding or not. And I decided I just didn't want to be involved with something as controversial as coding. Jesus fucking Christ, y'all um uh so i think i'm just gonna shut up about my hobbies in the future and just just do it on my own so that nobody gets angry um i'll go i'll go buy a piano and i won't

tell anybody which one i bought i'll play it by myself that's probably the best thing to do until you get really good and then you can blow everybody's pants off no i'll never share my talent i'll never share my my talent that i'm considering maybe starting to learn my potential possible future talent oh i'm going to talk about this show um did you ever get i know you've seen the first three seasons of snowpiercer the tv show have you started on the fourth season no no i haven't bought the fourth one yet you you said it was good not great and that's kind of been the the nature of the whole show good not great but it holds my attention and like it's one of those shows where the the premise and kind of the limited structure they have to all behave within is super fascinating yeah like i like those movies where it's like they're trapped in a situation they can't leave and you have to make

do with what's here and so that by itself drags me along for it. And Sean Bean, I like him and everything. I like Sean Bean. I think he's very good in it. Season four. Um, I don't want to spoil anything, I guess, but I'll say the ending means that, uh, season five is going to be really different.

Season five is going to be really, really different. Um, every, uh, huge, massive gargantuan changes at the end of season four. Um,

uh, completely different show. I hope they don't kill the main guy the end of season four. Completely different show. I hope they don't kill the main guy. Completely different show now. A whole different show. I still need to get a bad way. I mean, we'll see. I don't know. It's just been okay for a long time. It's just a nice little sci-fi show to pass

the time. It's just okay. I wish... It seems like they made all their bad guys good guys because they all have to live on the train together they've had to make peace with the bad guys so many times that it's like we're all kind of just frenemies now like we all want the same thing it's just who gets to hold the fucking steering wheel at this point and it's not and we're not trained so it doesn't even fucking matter like like just just let whoever the best behaved little boy is steer the train the whole um premise of this season is that we think there might be a safe place to go to but it might be risky to go there

like down on the horn of africa And they normally don't take that track, like down into Africa. They just continue through Europe, I guess, and like past Egypt. But like half the train wants to take this risky trip to the Horn of Africa, where it might be a little bit warmer. And the other half is like, that's a death sentence.

We will fight to the death to prevent it. So one of those things happens. Well, I will end up watching it. Pretty good. Pretty good. It's an okay show in general uh i like the cast i can't think of pretty white lady jennifer connelly jennifer connelly's uh awesome so i think she carries the show for me i am i haven't watched i'm like three episodes into season five of uh last kingdom yeah and i haven't watched an episode in The better part of a week I am losing interest rapidly

In that show because Nothing that was really important Last season or the season before Is even like addressed now It's just all of it is Uhtred doing The only accent by himself Demanding Bebbenberg Be given to him for his sacrifice

for England, even though many times I have decided to fuck England. And it's like, that's a pretty good Uhtred of Bebbanburg. I'm gonna let you guys out there. The uninitiated, you people who don't watch this show, that's pretty good Uhtred. Pretty good. You'll notice

who Uhtred is because he's the only guy that sounds like that. None of the other Vikings. The other Vikings are like, hey Uhtred. Pretty good. You'll notice who Uhtred is because he's the only guy that sounds like that. None of the other Vikings. The other Vikings are like, hey, Uhtred, where are we headed? We are headed down to Bebbanburg. Don't point it out. Yeah, I need to do a little higher. No, no, no.

It'd be up to Bebbanburg. Up to Bebbanburg. Yeah. We're still not at Bebbanburg. I don't think we're ever going to make it. It's the last episode. Of course. Of course.

And, like, it's almost like a video game where he'll be like, this time I am not just fighting normal Vikings. I'm fighting Ugnar the Slayer. And then he kills Ugnar the Slayer. And then Vlad the Impaler comes up and he's like, this Vladimir the Impaler makes impaler makes like a bitch i have i have no chance against him and it's like and how many times in that series can the the king of england or wants to be england be like utrid betrayed me the last three out of the five times we've worked together we gotta use Uhtred as our messenger here

it's like sir I don't know if we should send someone who has a foot in both camps to be our emissary to the Viking lords and he's like if you ask me another question I'll have you beheaded Uhtred is our friend this episode and it's just back

and fucking forward they still trust him these fuckers in england deserve every bit that's coming to them like he should have been excised a long time ago i'm glad it's over and the back rationalization of like why can't we kill utrid he's a danger to our society and he's like because we need men of action okay you have a whole army lord with many men who've committed many actions he's like no no we we're not gonna get ratings that way and that's erratic loser and like they can't even explain like what's so cool about utrid because he's not smart and he's yeah he's a good sword fighter he's an okay leader but he's terrible at making like big decisions it

seems like and he's just retarded like he's slow like like he's easy to get one over on he's almost never the guy who's like see those are the heroes that i like i like the heroes that are like got a little bit of trickery little you know like yeah yeah you know like sure well he's not really a hero he's just a really cool sneaky character but like um who was um it's um in the uh the the uh the oddest the odyssey what's the what's the king that's going back to his wife odysseus odysseus when he's like dealing with the i like characters like that they're like most of the time he's not gonna like arm wrestle his problems into submission he's gonna like think his way out of them like when he told the cyclops his name was nobody yeah and that that works and it's a more endearing character whereas utrid like i'm i was i'm like getting frustrated

at the show as i'm watching because it'll be like someone who's clearly utrid's enemy will be like utrid you need to go to the Northern Lands. He'll even talk like this and be like, you must go to the Northern Lands and rescue your fair maiden. And he's like, but to do that, I have to abandon England. And then he is pensive about that for two seconds.

And then he just leaves. Says fuck you to everyone he was previously loyal to. Each time for a bitch. Each time. Just give up on the show if i'm being honest because you're not gonna like no you're committed you need to know how it ends here's what you really need to do you need to pick up vikings vikings is good but that's a silly one no no just the norseman it It's called Vikings. No extra letters or add-ons or numbers or subtitles. Except all the I's are ones.

All the I's are ones. And the part that says Kings is all bedazzled and shit. Because they're all black. The S's are five. Yeah, the Vikings. It's the Vikings. All right, anyway. Is this better than Last Kingdom?

This is infinitely better season one of that is legit like almost as good as like game of thrones type stuff it's excellent it's very very good tv i feel like i started this and maybe just forgot to keep watching thinking it was the last kingdom oh i'll check it out vikings are a cool little genre that's the best i can seem like it gets explored very often that's the best viking show um i don't remember when it gets bad oh i do remember when it's bad there's a particular character um and he dies and then it's like all right you can stop watching now they go on for three or four more seasons with like the sons of like the main characters from the yeah but it doesn't work

as well um but the initial guy is badass his wife's badass his kids are badass like it's great can we new topic speaking of badass heroes uh will smith has checked into rehab speaking of badass what's he in rehab for uh it's a luxury rehab because he's having a hard time dealing with the stress and anxiety from the backlash he's been getting. I bet. I mean, I feel like he needs it. I wish him well. Shouldn't slap Chris Rock. Everybody likes Chris Rock.

Yeah, everybody likes Chris Rock. So I would say in the opening hours, opinions were kind of split, but they have definitely solidified on Will Smith is wrong. Chris Rock is right. Yeah. Am I on target there or it is even yeah even jada was like like couldn't back it here's here's somebody who's wrong though all right will smith in the wrong for the slap jada smith in the wrong for not sticking with him all right she was stuck with her hardcore right he laughed at that i'm sorry he laughed at the joke initially we all saw that

and people acted like oh he was not really upset he was being insincere and whatever no he just knew that socially the move was to laugh at yourself that's what you do you don't get up and fight typically every time someone makes a joke at your expense cool and then maybe he saw she was upset or whatever he He decided to take action. She needs to stand by him. Or at the very least, she didn't even go halfway. She could have said, he did this for me. And times have been tough for us.

But I'll always know. She could have made a joke. She's embarrassed him in public so many times. Oh, have you ever heard him telling the story of her 40th birthday party? No, I bet it's embarrassing for him. Will Smith began planning. He told the story himself. So every word of this is from the horse's mouth. He started planning her 40th birthday party right after her 37th birthday.

What? Mary J. Blige was in attendance she's saying um there was like apparently it was this like extravagant ridiculous thing with celebrity guests and and and a whole thing you know what she said this is a monument to your arrogance she said that the will something like that like not verbatim but like basically that she she she hated it and told him that he was being like arrogant or something for like for her doing it that is so bitchy and you know will said and she was right and it's just like oh why why was she right i don't know i don't i just see something on newsweek here that says will smith called party he threw for Jada his quote low point. Like it doesn't seem like a low point.

Seems like based on what you're saying, you spent a lot of effort and time organizing a party for her, right? But it seems like she does not like him at all. A lot of clips came out where like in one of them, he's literally attacking a guy who has alopecia. And then when someone goes oh to the joke he goes come on it's just a joke like like literally yes but like he's on like the arsenio hall show or something and the drummer's got like alopecia and will smith makes

a joke about how he has to wax his head every day or something like that i think that's you know i think that's what those guys do. And everybody went, aww. And he's like, come on, it's a joke. I think I saw that too. I didn't recognize that the drummer had an alopecia. An alopecia, I think, covers normal men boldness. So I'm not sure if they were... But I think in that same

clip, Kyle, he made fun of a... I guess the gay community was giving him a hard time. This was a long time ago. He looked like he was an old teenager or like in his early twenties. And, you know, he's there with like,

remember that guy who bitch slapped the woman in the leather jacket with the number eight on the back. He's dressed like that. Okay. He's in like leather head to toes. And, and back when that was popular and he's like, so gay people people this is what

I want to say to you I'm sorry that I hurt your feelings I'm so sorry for that like he was doing his effeminate gay apology but obviously mocking them and it wasn't a cool thing to do I'm certainly not on team Smith in this issue

I'm also aware that was like 30 years ago yeah that was just yeah i i grew up back then that was uh that was that was a will smith celebration of lgbtq for the times like that that's pretty light stuff uh you could it's incredibly light you could say whatever you wanted about that group it was on It was on Reddit as him being insensitive himself. That's a bad example. They've had better ones. There's a couple of him saying some stuff.

I don't give a shit anymore. Look, we all agreed he did the wrong thing. I wish he'd just be like, is it a hanging offense? That's one of my favorite scenes in Sopranos when they had been ripping off cable. Who's Tony's second in command um with the awful hair that owns the strip club he'd been stealing the cable from the from the uh from the construction site and tony already warned him about it once and he's basically admitting like

yeah i did it on purpose right right in front of you i did it yeah i disobeyed you and i took the money and tony he's like is it a hanging offense he's basically saying you're gonna kill me over tony and tony's basically said probably made about 15 17 g's huh and he's like yeah i'll have your cut to you tomorrow and that's it that's it i love that fucking show so much i need to re-watch it i'm so sad that the fucking sometimes i like the way they do conflict resolution on that show i was gonna bring it up earlier but i instead quietly waited for my turn and it passed. But they just sort shit out sometimes real quickly and get to the bottom of it. I like it.

Well, it wasn't that show. It was a movie involving gangsters. And you talked about debt and it just tied into this scene where guy owes him 20 bucks and he's about to chase him down but then the the leader of the like the older wiser mobster is like played by joe montana is that right yeah it was like you know what's that guy are you 20 dollars so now he's completely avoiding you do you like this guy he's out of your life for 20 dollars 20 dollars well spent. Just let it go.

He'll never come back to you. And it's better than beating him up and all the trouble that would have brought him. Yeah, it's a good movie. Yeah, he's schooling that kid, but his dad back home doesn't like it too much. Played by Joe De Niro. No, Robert De Niro. Robert De Niro. Joe De Niro, the less known De Niro brother.

The less known Joe De Niro. I found out I mispronounced morbius the entire movie review which is uh on brand for my movie wait if it really was morbius i think it was yeah i looked it up right away but i didn't say anything well i'm like you know what it's fine that way. Because Zach wrote Mobius in the chat. All he did was write that word, which to me implied that was the right answer, but he might have been like Mobius LOL but it was text, so I didn't know.

Or he may have been trolling you. I believed him when he wrote it because I was like, it's Morbius, right? And then he wrote Mobius and I was like, oh, okay. So you interpret the same way I did. He might have been trolling me. I don't know. He fucking trolled you. Alright. That's a wrap.

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