Painkiller Already - PKA 619 W/ Harley & Josh Pillault: Favorite Subreddits, Harley’s Next Fight, Trip to Ukraine

Episode Date: October 28, 2022

pka 619 taylor is apparently deathly ill we're not sure if he's making it but we've replaced him with harley and we have josh palal our guest kyle yeah a couple sponsors tonight fume uh lock and load and death by gummies aka wonky weeds we'll get to them later on in the show but yeah i got harley got our uh our friend uh josh palal josh palal has made some some very serious political decisions recently. He's representing them with his haircut, I believe. The reason we had both of you on tonight was clear now. I hope everyone sees it.

Let's talk about Kanye then. Let's do it. When does it drop? In like a day, right? I found the biggest Jew I could. And brought me in, as you said, American History X. And the smallest American History X-looking motherfucker I could. And now the actual size Edward Norton over here.

Leather jacket and all. No, I had to fuck my hair up really bad for some stream stuff we were doing. There was no choice but to just take it off. I actually think it looks pretty cool. You look like the starting creative character. There you go. Every game in 2007. I can take that you already

bought that jacket and that and that and that graphic t and now you're about to buy a sword gonna get a hat some boots yeah just npc it out walk around you're almost actually you're almost casual commander shepherd like in mass effect 3 when you wear the leather jacket and the default character you're almost there but that's a good thing apparently that guy's like a model no it's good look 20 or 21 to me. How old are you, actually? I'm 29, man. I'll be 30 December 1st.

The 20s are coming to a close. No, you look real good. I appreciate it, man. When I was streaming earlier, they said, hey, you're going on PK today. You look like an actual Russian with that at get up. You look like AA Russian going to hang out with FPS Russia. Yeah, yeah. No, I mean, you're still alive, so you don't look like a typical Russian, man.

One of our patrons is a fucking winner he's over in ukraine training those uh drone pilots to to blow russians up um because that's kind of what he does here it's drone related and uh i i told him i was like dude i want you to fucking tag a russian tank with rsk or pka or write my name or something. Woody's like, I don't want to see an armored personnel carrier or a fucking jeep. I don't want you to pull over, find a blown up Subaru and write my name on it.

You find a tank. He's like, don't worry. It will be a tank tank. By the way, here's some video clips to hold you over. It's all drone footage of people getting blown up and tanks getting blown up. It's cool stuff. that death from above oh yeah really fuck with my head if i was in a war i think about that all the time i play games now and like i i wish i miss the old days i play games and i literally think about that i play like uncharted and i'm like this

dude treasure hunter i just murdered 19 dads or sons like murdered them and like i was playing the new call of duty a couple days ago and there's like the drone part and every time i launch i'm like this is could you guys remember that video like i'm playing it on stream like do you remember that video where this whole like ac-130 thing is like like it's like modeled after you know and they're like but it's really got them nailed it and it's like yo that was 40 40 dads lit up crazy i don't know it's crazy i missed the days that's your dad's that was like 40 dads sons sons for sure sons yeah probably yeah they're definitely especially in russia

and uh speaking of uh firearms and honestly kyle i i actually really did miss fps russia last week i was in texas and um it was just i thought about you the whole time because i was around all these guns firearms and it reminded me i was like i'm so fortunate in life in the weirdest ways just due to the job and one of the ways i was like fortunate just being a guy from from montreal and you know not many people know a guy like you like when i went to your house it was like you gave me guns and you're like point that way and i shot guns yeah like i shot like a desert eagle i shot the shotgun you know you took me to shoot that

automatic glock and he gave me to me you're like try and hold it straight and that was like the instructions and i was like that's a solid safety breathing though like if you keep it pointed that way you're gonna solve most of your problems somehow when i was holding it though when i was holding it i thought for sure that the recoil was going to do this really quickly and have the gun pointing at my own face in my brain i was like that's what's gonna happen um yeah i just knew that you're you know you're a big dude and i think i've always thought like when whenever i hung out with you i always think like he this is not the guy i have to be like oh and put your hand under it like like like oh yeah and make sure you're right

you know stand up punch your feet firmly like you're so fucking big you look like a fucking like athlete fighter like professional athlete kind of guy professional athlete kind of thing when I meet you. So I'm like, so I'm giving you maybe more credit than I should. I'm like, you were. I'm going to walk through the safety speech. Here's your AR. I'm very careful now. These are deadly weapons.

He's over there. You were in one sense, though. You were in one sense when you thought that I could handle it because I could accept like the thing with the Glock. And I'll expand on it. Is that like i don't really have like good wrists like even like look at my hand when i do this like i have like it's not a good wrist scenario and like a gun like the shotgun was fun but like the deagle and the the glock automatic was like i was like my wrists are not used to shooting guns but the the cool thing about it was I didn't have to go and take a course and listen for an hour or anything.

You put it in my hand, you were like here. And so when I was in Texas, there were so many guns there. And these dudes, the unsubscribed podcast guys, we were like at the Black Rifle Coffee shooting range. Brandon Herrera was there and Caleb francis like a bunch of creators gun tubers and man all these guns and they just remind me of you because they gave it to me they're like here you go bud shoot it they go um and one of them was a 454 magnum and they were like yeah just point it that way and like you know this is caleb he's a huge dude and like i am also a huge

dude but like he's a solid dude i got like some like like i said i got little wrists i got little claws you know you know i got these claws and i was like i shot that gun and it did it was like really crazy um the reason why i bring it all up is because i i shot one gun and i thought right away i was like i wonder if kyle has ever shot this gun and this gun was it's it was a barrett 50 cal that was made there was one of 20 made by the government that is a shoulder mounted 50 cal and it had like the shoulder pad like it was the fucking halo rocket launcher and i literally like i shot it like it's funny because like all day i shot and i literally thought of you every time i'm not what i'm not sure what you're talking about um it's like a like a barrett sniper rifle uh but it was like uh and they've made but there's a

bunch that were made like apparently after the fact but there was 20 officially made and it's like uh a show it goes on your shoulder and like on top of it yeah and it's not against it you know on top and in front i'm picturing something with a curve like a hook sort of yeah past 12 has a as a stock like that it goes on your uh shoulder and you're supposed to just like hit hit a helicopter with it all right this is okay here we may be a little confused somewhere i got you i got you right here where the fuck is that all right no no i was very confused because i didn't know such a thing existed who is shooting at helicopters with a 50 bmg who was this made for what's a 50 what's a 50 bmg that's a 50 all right the caliber let's take out a helicopter the kind of bullet that it shoots i mean anything will take out a helicopter if you hit the guy flying as you know here i said these 50 cows are kind of for

taking out equipment yeah they're anti-material rifles what i'm confused about here is why it would be shoulder mounted like that like, like a rocket launcher or something. Oh, that's it. Because it still has the recoil. That thing kicks. Good job. Well, that's what I was going to say. That's what I was going to say is I shot it.

Okay. It kind of made me a bitch. Yeah, yeah. You might see very rare. I'm glad the optic's way out there. Bro, it's a call of duty thing. It's got a red dot and a foregrip halfway up the gun. It just felt like...

Lean into it, Harley. I know. I shoot it like a bitch. Bro, your face right now. I shoot it like a bitch. No, no, no. You shoot it fine. I bet that hurt. I've never done that to my body. I should shoot it again.

Yeah, you have to shoot Yeah. You should. Harley looks like a strong Dr. Disrespect. Oh, that one was worse. Dr. Disrespect looks like a strong Dr. Disrespect. I did. Dr. Disrespect's pretty strong, but Harley is like the after picture for performance Maybe someday they'll find out who's really last. There you go.

There you go. Hero pose. Golly. You did go. Hero pose. Golly. You did all that real well. I've never seen that. Never heard of that. Don't know why that exists. That's crazy.

When you showed me the picture, I thought it was a joke gun. Clearly it has a purpose because they built it. And if the government wanted, the government only wanted 20 of them them that's probably a sign of its effectiveness right yeah um i don't know what that's for if you tell me it's an anti-air barrack then okay but it just seems like such a piece of shit that nobody would ever want to haul that out because like there's it's like a call the united states the united states has tons of things you throw on your shoulder and shoot helicopters right that work you'd have to be such a badass to use that and hit a moving helicopter i'm not saying it's impossible i you fly them around all day i'm gonna shoot a couple down all right it's gonna happen but but but like that's not the way you

know the official military they're like oh yeah how do we deal with this oh this is the official way to deal with that is the is the most efficient cost efficient man right shoot a round that aims itself that thing right there so there are there are rounds that aim themselves now by the way i guess i was talking about my body i'm talking about my body up it said like that thing shook my bones and then like humbled. And I realized touching guns, I realized guns are a man thing in the sense that fine,

motorcycles are, okay, there you go, and cars like, those are like manly things. You want to take care of your stuff and you want to operate like you got to have strong thumbs. You got to mean what you're doing. You want to take care of your stuff and you want to operate like you got to have strong thumbs. You got to mean what you're doing. You got to like have you got to have man hands to like do gun stuff.

I don't think I have this. I think you got to know where to squeeze and how to squeeze and all that stuff. And what what when it's OK to let it give you some some recoil and when it and when you're supposed to be controlling and absorbing. I don't know. I started shooting from such an early age. I don't know how to teach that. And I hear people talk about what you're talking about. I don't get it.

Because I could limp wrist a 12-gauge in each hand right now and I could shoot them semi-automatic and they would just dance like this and I'd never let them go. That'd be a sick video if you were still dropping gun content. It'd be very dangerous. Yeah, but that was the thing that's the best video watch fps pressure for safety tips i mean i could shoot a glock with three fingers you know i could just as long as i can like grab it a little i mean it'll pop back but i know how it's gonna pop back so i'm riding it i don't know i't get it. The only things that have ever kicked me and I've been like, Oh, that kicks hard. Um,

the 500 Smith and Wesson when you've got like a short barrel and a wooden grip, it hurts because you don't have that big fat rubbery grip to like take all that impact out. And you got a short barrel. So long barrels dealing a lot of the recoil and it just hurt. It just hurt. It wasn't the kickback as much as it was this, this vibration or this. That's what the magnet did to me it hurt me like right here like right and my thumb like right there it got me there and i was kind of like i was just like it's

interesting that like a lot of the guns i shot them they were very serious and i felt like i was like oh i'm kind of like so you want to so you're gonna want to squeeze with the bottom fingers more than the top fingers. These two fingers can ride a little. These two fingers in the bottom are squeezing for dear life, and that lets the gun rock back. And if you lock the front of your hand forward, the gun's coming back a little, and you don't want it coming back into that. You want to be able to rock it a little bit like this, and you'll never feel it. It doesn't hurt. I've never been hurt like that.

I just got to get used to it more. People think the big guns hurt. It's not the big guns that hurt me and i haven't fired the ones kyle talked about like the 500 smith and wesson but a little lcp that thing weighs nothing what's an lcp it's a it's called a mouse gun it's a 380 which is to say a little smaller than a nine millimeter and uh it fits in your pocket nicely the thing is because it doesn't have any weight it doesn't get absorbed and all that recoil goes into your hand and have you ever been in an environment like a stadium or something where you're trying to clap loudly and you're like yeah this actually hurts you know like smacking my fingers and hands together it just it hurts on

the on your skin that's what this gun does it's meant to be carried a lot and fired a little it's not meant to be shot all the time because it's an unpleasant experience it doesn't weigh anything it's like a last resort yeah but i have a full size nine millimeter that's really comfortable to shoot you could shoot it all day why weighs twice as much and kicks about the same i like shooting like uh rifles was so easy because it's just up again. That's where you're right when you're like, he'll be fine. Because once I brace it up against my body, it's okay. At that point, I felt comfortable with it. But when my arms are out there, my limbs are just so long and my wrist and just the hand, the claw and the gun just wasn't the coolest and most pleasant gun for like i would say people like you

um is something like a an ar carbine meaning that you've got an ar-15 platform that's chambered in a pistol caliber so nine millimeter or 45 acp would be my pick one of those nine millimeters probably go and um so you have very low recoil instead of that clack clack clack ar-15 doesn't kick that hard anyway but now it really doesn't and then you throw a suppressor So you have very low recoil, instead of that clack, clack, clack. AR-15 doesn't kick that hard anyway, but now it really doesn't. And then you throw a suppressor on it, and because if it's.45 ACP, that's a subsonic round, so the suppressor is doubly effective, triply effective. Now you have a paintball gun that kills, that you can shoot targets at 100 yards and have so much fun shooting steel.

When that slow, heavy. 45 caliber round hits a thick piece of steel is dong and knocks that thing down you can you can see how much power you're sending down range but it's quiet it's like funk funk funk just like a paintball yeah i put the uh the link there because you're right i shot a gun that felt like that it was like a silenced one so it felt like how you're describing it was like a thunk thunk thunk but these guns this was uh like pistilli was there and it was cool i got to meet him and i was like yo what up and we know we know each other because we were both on this podcast so like when he was in texas like i got to see him but that first video the uh the the guns that were there he like these are all like

oh yeah mute that um these are all like uh... What's it called? They were from Tarkov. Yeah, exactly. Who's guns are these? I think these are a mix. I think they're like Brandon Herrera's. I shot some of Caleb's guns. Everyone had guns there. There's so many fucking guns.

The only thing that stuck out to me there was that what looks like a VSS or a VAL. It's the wooden stock, suppressed, fully automatic. I know this gun because I use this in Battlefield, actually. Yeah. Whose was that? Any idea? No.

Can I see it? Which one is it? I want to see what table it was on. Can you pull up the table? Honestly, your presence was with me the whole time i was there and i was here the last time i was ever just with loose guns was that at your place and i even walked into a house there and there was like i walked in the house and there was a p90 and like a couple like pistols on on the carpet and i was like this is so uh just stop stop stop

so that right there that brown one, right? Yeah, if you go back. Yeah, the one that was on the special bag on the tarp. He'll have to loop around. Yeah, that's one. I think he knows the spot. It's the one that has the wooden stock with the space in it. As soon as we go to the next scene, pause.

There, pause. Bottom right, wooden stock. Oh, I thought it was that one. I thought it was a Dragunov sitting on a case. From the top left, I can't visually tell the difference between a Dragunov and a PSO, which I think is like the Romanian version. You get the Romanian thing for like a grand.

That thing, if that's real, is probably five or ten grand or something. I don't even know. This is Tarkov guns, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. So sick. One can kind of stand it. I mean, that's what I did when I went to make a video of a Dragon off. I was like, okay, so I can get a $15,000 import or I can get a $900 gun from Franklin's.

Give me that $900 gun. Let's go. These guys were fun guys. They reminded me like linking up like with you guys when we would film stuff. And like we were like we'd meet up and film like these like epic meals. They were filming stuff already and they were like they all got like a bunch of different channels. And I never get that stuff on my YouTube because my recommended page doesn't look like skinhead Josh's recommended page. I never I never get that.

I never get the fun red pill gun stuff i get like the like i get the the cucked uh lib stuff you know i mean look i'll be honest like i don't like those videos and i never have like which one i was gun videos i've never liked gun videos i've never i'm trying to think how many gun videos i've actually watched i used to watch karnakon i never ever heard of gun videos until you i never like was like oh that's a great idea you should shoot awesome guns i forget his name is there a guy named matt demolition ranch that's what i'm looking for yeah we were right near he we were there he didn't he didn't pull up though and i thought i was gonna get a chance to meet him i like his veterinarian videos too yeah uh he didn't pull up though how you muted i'm pretty sure i saw you he's slowly farting release it no this is a recurring issue he'll

know how to fix it oh does that okay i want to hijack the topic yeah we brought up kanye just briefly what i don't think of myself as a skinhead, but I must be missing something about the crime he committed. Here's what I know he did. He wore a shirt that said, White Lives Matter. And here's the test I tend to apply to these things. If one is bad, the other is bad. White pride is bad. We all agree white pride is a white nationalist KKK thing to say. There was a ufc fighter kane velasquez who had brown brown pride and that always rubbed me the wrong way i know we

get to pass because it doesn't say white but it seemed pretty parallel to me brown pride versus white pride and i think they interviewed on it and said it was kind of a mistake tattoo all right cool black lives matter we all agree black lives matter is okay. You can say that. It's cool. White Lives Matter is hate speech, though? Is all lives matter hate speech as well? All these things sound, at least on the surface, like kind of pleasant things. And then the other thing is I heard him say that he was going to attack Jewish people. Like, I'll wait till tomorrow that this attack is incoming.

I didn't hear the actual attack but i did see him get canceled and i just feel like i'm missing the severity of his offense he said he said several other uh anti-semitic all right so like going from the beginning right i'm a little and i want to hear harley's take on this because he's he's the offended party right absolutely not offended at all no like the white lives matter thing and black lives matter thing is interesting because um part of what he was doing there was candace owens has that documentary exposing black lives matter and uh what where all that money went and who was

actually behind it i watched documentary i don't know shit about that i'm just saying uh and so that's why he was there and doing all of that he he he's not even being a provocateur and he ain't playing even 2d chess he's playing 1d chess he's heading forward down this silly road one square at a time he's playing uh the anti-semitic stuff man you know you know what my best guess on the anti-semitic stuff and where it came from and why he did it and and all this then how he lost a billion and a half dollars 1.5 billion in valuation anyway i bet he was watching a fucking youtube video one night and it went down that rabbit trail where where like one one guy is like and the jews this and he's like for real and he fell asleep and his dreams were just like becoming the videos when

he woke up it was just like he woke up from that like stupor and he was like did you i'm three like i choose to believe that because i think he is an idiot i saw that he walked into sketchers to try to get a new shoe deal like he actually walked into a yeah it'd be fun if he legit headquarters of sketchers where presumably there was someone there who could have treated with him uh but they were like get the fuck out don't you know we're a jewish get out i'm sorry um yeah i mean you know i guess if i if i uh had to say things as as a jew uh the thing about it is like there you brought up like so many things uh woody that you know i could i feel like we could each one you could talk about uh for so long just like black lives matter saying it believing it and

then the company and what they do with their money and there's like so much talk about there and there's so much talk about like oh well as in white lives matter all lives matter racist uh and i could sit here and i can make another like uh banger clip of pk that people always hate when we spoke politics oh don't do that no but i i i really like when i think about it the biggest fuck up of him when he said death, he's going to go death con three on the Jews, which is funny. Death con is like when people are like the Jews own the media. That's the problem, like right off the bat to me, because like I don't speak in groups of people and i'm not even talking and when you're saying the jews on the media that's just the example i'm using like the jews i'm jewish i don't or the jews do this or the jews no they don't or the jews have money i know poor

jews i never speak like about groups of people generalization because i've met so many is there like a yiddish slur perhaps for the poor jew like that must be the worst great question i gotta find that i want that because i know he's a schmiedel everybody gas oh i know grandma clutches her she's from the old country my grandboy is a schmiedel anything like that no i'm with you they see the chat the uh the thing is like i i i wouldn't speak in groups of people and he was like kind of going on you know uh the jews this the jews that and that's just that's a bad look um but the thing is like people were like

wow kanye talks about this and then gets banned from the bank well i don't have all the information on that but like as a jew and him saying the things he did or whatever or even if i were to jew i still think like the banning from the bank is very weird it's not necessary yeah i also think like i don't agree with uh anything about andrew tate but banning him also is just like i think like someone like that who i disagree with should remain in the public and I should be able to make jokes about them and, you know, like clown that stuff. Like I think Kanye should be out there and we should be clowning him.

I agree. And I think if we let him speak more, he would hurt himself more. And I see this because like, I didn't cancel Kanye when he said this shit about Jews. Like I didn't cancel it. I canceled Kanye like when his music didn't resonate with me. And when his music didn't resonate, I didn't really care what he had to say.

And then I tuned in. I tuned in sometimes. And the last 15 times I tuned in on this person's life in the last three years, I was like, ha ha. What a fucking crazy idiot. Literally every single time I was always like, ha, what a crazy idiot. And he haha what a fucking crazy idiot literally every single time i was always like huh what a crazy idiot and he's always been a crazy idiot and i was never like he's got a point though but what's weird about this time is now there's a lot of people who are like he does have a point he brought to light that the jews own all these companies and it's

like he didn't bring that to light that's public information and like what do you think like the ceo of ben and jerry's and the ceo of like not ben and then and the commissioner of of the nba what do you think they got planned for the new world order here right like you know and i just i think about it i'm like this is like this guy was self-destructive and i was kind of happy that a lot of people who weren't Jewish were like, whoa, that's really fucked up. Yeah. But Silverman called him out real quick. Yeah. But like, see, like, I expect that it was just the people that weren't Jewish.

I was like, oh, that's that's cool, you know. But it's weird when people are like all of a sudden Kanye fans. It's like now this is just the one crazy rant. I did buy some Yeezys, but that's unrelated. Oh, whatever. That's what they all say. I bet those Yeezys are going up. Like if you can get a pair for $500 right now,

like is it not a steal? Like if I could buy, I think they're going up in price because Adidas is not making any more. And the chances are that nobody's making any more. Like maybe he'll find some little like like maybe pay less what's maybe maybe the my pillow guy will like start making shoes for him he's not gonna hit the numbers that he he had no those numbers are like who in china is making all these shoes right i there has to be someone making all babies those children that are making

shoes are probably working for sketchers and fucking 100 and all all he needs to do is go straight to them i'm sure they have no more but like what's like it's not the same where do you sell them right like like like is he gonna like build his own brick and mortar online i guess but yeah that is a good point and in some point they they're going to host his website, like web hosting company, blah, blah, blah. Now he's outside.

It's not. You're in the back of my car. You want some Yeezys? That's all I'm going to do. I hope Ryanair suddenly cancels him too like they did Andrew Tate. I don't fly Ryanair. That's the best thing you would do for us for entertainment and probably the worst thing technically for my people

would be that if he went and just started a daily podcast, like four hours a day live on some alternate website and just was always live rambling. No, it wouldn't be good for him, but he hasn't really done anything good for him since his wife divorced him. since then perhaps yeah since then it's it's been bad good moves people who follow his music say it's bad but people who follow his net worth he's been making good moves the last 10 years he kept yeah for sure 10 years is a long time though like epic

mealtime made huge moves in 10 years doesn't mean i made moves last week you know yeah yeah this is a long time i just i think he really i heard he was trying to get out of his gap contract or the adidas contract and this was some maneuver but he pushed it a bit too far um and i just think like whatever you speak the long and short of is like whenever you speak about a group of people and say the jews this or the blacks that because people are like apparently you can't talk about jews you can talk about go somewhere and say like all the blacks do this or that people won't be happy with that so it's not just like the jews but anytime you talk about a group of people you're fucking up if you're like all gay people this if if if you made those exact

comments about black people on twitter insert like like like Chris Evans does, just random white celebrity. Who cancels him? Who from the black community, these black-owned companies, who steps up these traditionally, like who cancels him, do you think? Who cancels Captain America? Yeah.

Yeah, when he starts talking about black people, like where does he get canceled from? Oh, he's destroyed right away. Twitter, for sure. Twitter's the place where it starts. But would he get debanked? Probably not. See, the banking thing is so strange, and that's why I say.

You have the banking thing. The idea that black people don't own all these things to cancel. And that's the last time you're coming back to church as chicken, sir. Get the fuck out. I saw what you said on Twitter, and that'd be it. He'd be like, I like Popeye's better anyway. And he'd move along his way. But then he still gets calls about movie roles. Yeah, I don't know.

No, I think Kanye. He would. Chris Evans would still be in a Daily Wire movie, 100%. My overarching thing on Kanye. Like 100%, that would still happen. He's not going to be like, when you get canceled these days, it's kind of like pretty chill. Unless you're Kanye, that's too big to get canceled from.

You're not going to get a Patreon and raise that money. But people, like big to get canceled from you're not gonna get a patreon and raise that money but people like when they get canceled they still bounce back i don't think like canceling is fully real um you know and like i don't like think people should get banned from the bank but kanye got banned from the bank i'm like is that what this because he said the thing because that's weird it's reversal 80 canceled i know he can play, but is Louis C.K. where he is now if he was never canceled? I think he's in a much better spot. I didn't know Louis C.K. was canceled. What did he get canceled for?

What happened to Louis C.K.? All right, so here's what Louis C.K. did. Louis C.K. has a fetish. He likes to watch him masturbate. Now, he would never force that upon a woman. He will always ask them for permission first in a private setting. Maybe we're hanging out. We're in the back room.

We're in my dressing room. I say, hey, here's the thing. You're going to laugh. I love jerking off in front of ladies. Would that be okay? Could I jerk off? I'm not coming over there. I mean, I'm coming over here for sure, but you're staying over there.

I'm staying over here. I'm going to do my thing, and you watch. No? Cool. Won't bring it up again and it sarah silverman was like whip it out and he and that's what he was canceled for and and and moreover what he was canceled for was to be clear sarah silverman has always maintained that she was fine with this experience she's not one of the people that canceled him she was was like, I thought it was funny. Did she make a joke about it or something? She talked about it on a late night show. I saw it.

And then everybody got fired up about it. No, no, no. So other women said, I was there. I saw him masturbate. I felt like I couldn't say no or it would have some career implications for me. Not employees, mind you, but comedians. No, people in the comedy world. Imagine this guy here.

This guy's a producer. He hires people. This guy is a comedian. He's a power broker. And even at that time he wasn't at his peak quite yet. He's still a power broker. He's still more powerful than the people he's jerking off in front of. And they... Josh, imagine this.

Woody flies you and I down to his place. We record a PKA live. Imagine. So we do that. Okay. And then when it's done, we go into the bedroom that he has prepared for us. It's bunk beds. Okay.

And we're chilling in the room before bedtime, before lights out. And I'm like, yo, before lights out. Yeah. And I'm like, yo, I'm so horny. And then I show you my boner and I start to jerk off in front of you. And I'm not on the plant. I've got no choice, man. It's hardly plays. You can't, I can't turn you down or my career, man.

It's hardly. You know what I'm saying? I see. Oh, I want to know, but what are you gonna do are you gonna you're gonna walk out you're gonna go snitch on me you're gonna run out right now to woody what are you gonna do right now you're gonna yell for woody what will you do five what am i gonna do i mean you said you're staying on your side i'll take your spot i'll watch him jerk off i guess thank you woody man what do you think he'll take one for the team you open the door he's like josh i got this i'll run upstairs i'll fall on his sword so to speak um no but i'll be honest like if i was at

kyle's house and he was like yo i'm mad horny and he started beating off in front of me he's by the door like right away i'm like does he have a firearm on him is this some sort of like is this a test is this like is this really is this the real deal rsk right now am i being rsk'd live and like in that scenario like i can only imagine if i if i make up this ridiculous scenario uh like that's what someone got and no one would believe you k doing that it'd be no one would believe you got back to canada the fps russia held you at gunpoint in front of you it happens it happens i'm telling you i'm telling you i didn't even know that he was canceled but i was thinking of johnny depp personally man because i remember no he's not canceled i think i was locked up at the time that all the amber herd stuff came out i was reading about it in magazines and everybody

was saying you know he got fired from these movies and social media and all this. Then he turns around and sues her. Now he's uncanceled. The day after the trial closed, I had nine free recommendations for YouTube movies or Johnny Depp movies. All of a sudden, he was back with a vengeance and getting roles again, I guess. I think he'll be a big Halloween

costume this year. What's the big Halloween costume this year? Dahmer, man. Everybody that I see has got their clothes dressed up as Dahmer it it's dommer yeah i think people kind of i think people uh buzzkill that see because you guys don't get the pain listen you guys are generally white men right yeah my culture is not your halloween costume people everyone thinks they can be dommer but i'm offended it is it is at that time of the year again where i do bring up that i did do a blackface halloween costume a decade ago and i uh over a decade ago sorry almost two decades ago and i do uh i do regret not knowing all about it

when i did that blackface costume. It was not blackface. I did a Facebook app thing, and it was like, celebrity you most look like, which was Shaquille O'Neal. And I thought I did look like him in that picture. So I went as Shaquille O'Neal to a Halloween party in Canada, and I literally won first place for the costume. I had a lot of black friends that were there that I played football with, and they liked the costume, and no one ever thought for a second

that it was something you can't do. We had no no idea and now I know all the discussions about it and around it and all I would say is I I don't care if anyone does whatever they want I won't ever wear that costume again I also don't care uh if if you're down with like you know wearing a sombrero or an Indian head like feather headdressress. I just wouldn't do it. You're a white guy. You want dreads. That's cool. I'm not going to say anything to you, but I wouldn't do it.

Let me ask you this. You get invited to a party, Halloween party. Justin Trudeau, you get there. He's already in blackface. He's already in blackface. He's got the makeup. He's like, come on, brother. You're going to go far if you come with me.

I would literally be like, can I film this? Can I make a video? he's got the makeup he's like come on brother you're gonna go far if you come with me i would literally be like can i film this can i make a video what if i throw a party and all the people you want oh we're gonna be like a lot of these guys from paramount this guy's from hollywood this guy's from discovery channel all the people you you'd like to rub elbows yeah well kanye's not coming it's a blackface-themed party. That's the only Blackface I've ever seen in real life was someone dressing up as Kanye West at a Halloween party. And I think Kim just had had the baby then. So the girl was, of course, Kim Kardashian,

and she had a baby she was dragging around. It was very tasteless. It was awful. He had the glasses. They're plastic with all the plastic. Sunframes. No lenses. You know how every year there's an It Halloween costume?

Everybody does. There was never as widespread pervasive a trend as Monica Lewinsky. Her in that blue dress was such an easy costume to make. Every woman I saw out there was just cum stain on her dress walking around

asking for candy. That's an office joke. That's what Michael Scott did two years running was Monica Lewinsky. I saw on Twitter earlier somebody said their mom went as Monica Lewinsky. She was fucking her boss though. That costume came out in my dark times of halloween which were

like when you're a kid and you can go trick-or-treating and then you're kind of like a young punk and you like push it a little bit and then there's like a couple years where you're too young to go out to like a club event or like some sort of thing like where you would be drinking and partying and you're also way too old to go trick-or-treating so you're going to like a movie or something what year is that 16 uh no yeah this is about uh 14 15 16 something like that i feel like those are the years and that's when this that's when this occurred i feel like that whole thing happened when we 99 oh 97 okay i thought it was 99 i thought i thought it was 97 that's what i have in my head from from childhood because it was clinton's second term right and he ran from 92 to 2000 but i always

knew that she was she was apparently patient zero of being made fun of on the internet so i always think when was the first time when we would start making fun of a person and meme the first meme and the villain of that thing you know it happened when i was a kid so i didn't have the ins and outs of it exactly nailed down i knew what had happened more or less but but her friend that ratted her net out that um linda trip i think linda trip is an all-time cunt and not enough people have seen her ugly face and know her stupid name and the shit she did she is like the shittiest person you'd ever hear about on reddit like dear reddit my friend confessed to me that she had sex with her boss should i tell

the whole fucking world and ruin everyone's lives and start an internet a global you're a hundred percent right and i don't think i looked at me neither i knew linda trip was an asshole but i didn't look at it through the lens of who got all the attention. Who got the most attention? If I were to stack rank the top three, Monica first, Bill Clinton second, Hillary Clinton third. Linda Tripp is somewhere. You forgot her name. Pull up a picture of that ugly bitch.

Yeah, we need to show Linda Tripp to the world. Is she the reason they got caught? She snitched them out. She snitched them out for no reason. got her name pull up a picture of that ugly bitch yeah we need to show linda trip to the world she's the reason they got caught she snitched is the she did she was monica lewinsky's friend and i feel like hillary got murked after after am i crazy but i have this in my head i'm not yeah like she got the short end of the stick i feel like bill was like got my dick sucked and a lot of people were like did linda trip steal the dress like i have that in my head even like yeah that him fucking bitch she did it for no reason but to ruin her friend's life clearly because she's not even attached it's it that's literally the situation your friend confides in you

okay and and like like they're they're young by the way monica's like what 20 something like early i have 20 in my head but what the fuck ruined their lives like like made her like the blowjob whore when she's probably only sucked two dicks in her life and what i'm the leader of the free world come on now her name is synonymous with blowjobs getting that money i mean i mean look she's plenty old enough to make her own blowjob decisions what i'm saying is like that linda trump woman is a cunt and a half. Plot twist. She was just jealous. She was low-key crushing on Big Bill, and she was like, oh, my God.

Monica got him first. She looked like she was scandalous. I don't remember the motive. I don't know the motivations. I guess I've never known them. I won't say I don't remember them, but that's so fucking shitty. Sometimes you're just warning. I don't mean what my Bill did.

I know my Bill did. Bill's been getting pipe smoked across the world for years you know look we don't have to bring jeffrey epstein up again okay but you know what that man did you've seen him getting massages from underage girls at airports we know it happened okay do you get bad from the banks he didn't get bad for the banks no he didn't i wonder why so. So what was Kanye's major offense? The anti-Semitism friend. When you say Jews... It wasn't the White Lives Matter.

What did he say about Jews? No, that was their... That was like a start, huh? There's a three-hour video. People canceled along the way. People just dropped him, but never in a big manner. It was just piece by piece but like he did this like media tour over a couple days where he was like i could be anti-semitic

adidas won't drop me that's where he fucked up and everyone was like well we could just take what he's saying forget everything else he just said i could be anti-semitic and adidas won't drop me is that true and adidas was like the heat's on adidas now uh yeah you know what's funny is adidas is not owned by jewish people do you know what the opposite if i'm not mistaken you know it's owned by originally yes people that were part of the actual nazi party the brother who owned puma and adidas and they were legit Nazis, like 100% Nazis. They're not owned by like retirement The AD and Adidas means Adolf

Adolf Dassler was the guy's name, Adidas. Yeah, it's like he's literally named Adolf, the guy that made it No, he's actually John over there I'm sure before Adolf Hitler, he was probably born before his rise to power, I would assume

you know how now dumbasses name their kid Khaleesi how many kids got named Adolf and then they went right back on that around their 7th birthday it's not going to work out Adolf you're now Hans

Hans! wait Hans is the bad guy you're now Hans Hans! wait yeah Hans is the bad guy from Die Hard Adolf is banned as a name in the US according to Zach I've heard that before also

what? in America? you can name your kid pussy lips in the United States dude I saw that kid that was named vagina the other day. Kind of a beautiful name, actually, when you don't think about a vagina and you just say the word. I saw on the news some years ago

there was a county around here where somebody was apparently being fined for naming their kid Messiah. So it's got to be some kind of... I don't know if they had to pay that fine. That's just the headline. But the thing is, I'm pretty sure one of TI, the rappers, they used to watch that show constantly. I don't think he's got a kid named Messiah. I'm not pay that fine. That's just the headline. But the thing is, I'm pretty sure one of TI, the rappers, they used to watch that show constantly in jail. I think he's got a kid named Messiah. I'm not buying that either.

I don't think he'd do anything to anybody about their names because I've seen some shitty fucking names. I have two kids. I went to school with two kids. Arangelo and Yolangelo. You know how they spell that? No. Well, you know how to spell orange jello and lemon jello, right? Did Zach prove it?

Arangelo. It was too fast. I googled it. Adolph wasn't banned in prove it because it was too fast i googled it adolf wasn't banned in america but it was banned in four countries we're just not one of them yeah good i don't know freedom baby i mean that's a memory dude yeah but i'm okay i'm okay with that i also like uh like i'm cool if you wanted to do that i don't care uh this isn't harry potter there is no he who shall not be named like get the fuck out of here i like that though but like i like that do you guys remember yeah ethan uh from h3 got banned for what he said about ben shapiro i vaguely was aware of that yeah yeah i but i okay when i saw ethan's side of it which was the first side i saw i was like oh that sucks a bunch of like right wing trolls did whatever undeservingly and then i I saw what he said, and he was wrong.

What did he say exactly? Do you remember the quote? He said if the Holocaust happened again and they started rounding up Jews, he said something like he would hope Ben would go first. I'm not saying that. And he said that he also dies in that scenario. Ethan also dies. But what's funny about it is like, I don't I he's cool.

He could say that. I'm like, I'm cooler with him saying that because like, he's a joking guy. He jokes all the time. Like, like, it's funny because like a jew is like hey if the holocaust happens again get this jew first and you're like oh no and then kanye's like yo woody i'm gonna be straight up anti-semitic a little different go on go on i'm listening no one bother him let him but that no i feel like if i said hey next show i'm gonna give all my really true thoughts on gypsies and then i never do i don't expect to be canceled over that no but then if you went back like the next day and you were like i'm

allowed to talk so much shit about gypsies because i am gypsy you got to watch that podcast it's two and a half fucking hours so you're not gonna watch it but like the thing is i kept going on and i didn't get offended because like i'm i'm wrong but i didn't get offended about like the anti-semitic stuff and i did think the bank ban was weird i don't understand the workings of it i heard someone say that that was happening before his comments whatever the truth is like it's it's just i i think he's a complete fucking moron i listened to him on lex friedman and it sounds like he's like he's a child. He sounds like a child. He sounds like a not cool, very overly confident high school senior.

I swear to God, he is like he's stunted. You know, when I realize and he's going through like a thing and like this is a guy who who I've loved his music. Some of his songs and albums are my favorite, but he's just not a guy I'm looking at to speak normally. I thought he was smart. I know he's a self-proclaimed genius. But he's a genius in the studio. He's a genius in the studio.

I thought in my head, here's a multi-billionaire married to a woman that most people consider to be incredibly desirable with all these things going for him. A billionaire in her own right or close to it. And everybody who knows anything about rap says this guy's early stuff is some of the greatest

stuff ever done, right? It's like, this guy's probably actually a genius. In the studio. So he should have made a song called Anti-Semitic and it should have been a banger and I would have played it in my car and that's the way our stupid human brains work. I want to hear the second half of Kyle's thought, though. You cut it off.

Okay, go. I took it a little bit. I got a little excited. Where was I? You were saying that he was a genius, and then there was a buff. But then that tweet, when he writes death con instead of death. And he uses the high number instead of the low numbers. So I thought in my head, here's a lyricist, a award winning, globally known artist who writes for a living. This is some Shakespearean stuff.

There's some puns and stuff in here. There's three or four layers to this fucking onion. Let's go. And I'm looking at I'm like, oh, death death con like you're being conned out of something he's saying he's saying it's a it's like a deadly con job that the jews are put no he admitted the next day yeah i misspelled it you know i'm not good with my spelling and it's like nice all right you're not that was a pretty good that was a pretty good kanye impression actually i like it. And he's not here. Taylor's not here. I was going to say that's big.

We needed that, I feel like. But now I know that Kanye is a stupid person who has just kind of fallen ass backwards into a lot of things. And he's a really good writer who wrote about stuff that mattered to him then. And the stuff that matters to him now doesn't work for music anymore. And he's just going to fade into obscurityurity but he's still got 500 million dollars and somebody's gonna make those jews and somebody's gonna buy them yeah they're gonna have they're gonna have some easy exclusives soon yeah he uh yeah i made the joke that like every every jew was like oh yeah adidas you haven't uh written off kanye yet look your stock's dropping and also every jew that i know was like

yo buy adidas their stock's down and it's gonna bounce back but like i i just like i just i just think he was an idiot and i just was like whatever you know uh i i don't care that he's canceled he's still worth hundreds of millions he did it to himself he's just a dummy yeah uh and uh yeah there's some weird things there's some weird things about cancel culture in general like like agitate being banned also i don't like agitate at all but don't ban him they didn't completely let me say they banned him i saw him on sugar shadow malley's like show like yesterday and he can't have his own show yeah but i do like i get worried because like i i say I have thoughts or stuff I'm sure that is not, you know, aligned in a way. And I just think it's a bad precedent.

I'm not about that. And I do think if we don't like someone or something like let them be there and what we could all discuss it. I hate when they take it away. And is a really big deal. I was listening to Dr. Disrespect recently, and he said that people are like, hey, you're killing it. You're really doing well now. Even without Twitch, you're a thing. And he's on my Google News feed every day.

I think what happens is I can't stop myself from reading it, so it just feeds me more and more and more. And I am just every day reading about what Dr. Disrespect said the day before. And he said he lost, I'm going to get this number close, like 75 or 80% of his income now that he's not on Twitch. And that it's partly not being on Twitch because that was a profitable platform. But also, you know, he can't talk to anybody else. I'm not going to get the people wrong, but like he doesn't talk to the EA or some clothing company or any sponsor he might want to work with. They want to know why Twitch drop you. How toxic are you?

Like what don't we know about the Twitch thing? Well, it's so mysterious, is it not? might want to work with they want to know why twitch drop you how toxic are you like what what don't we know about well it's so mysterious is it not it's like literally i'm gonna sound pathetic now but as a person who like has always enjoyed doc's content and who has always enjoyed doc and and you know like even if i disagreed with some of his bits i still enjoyed them um like that was he's a great content creator and when that happened i i was always like it's it's just pathetic that it's one of the biggest mysteries on youtube to me it's not a mystery to him he knows exactly why he got canceled i say i thought he was going through a process with them weren't they like wasn't he trying to

take some action against them the clip i saw and it was real current and i heard that you can he could he could stream with people now though on on twitch can you know i heard that too the clip i saw and was really current was that um he knows why he was canceled or deplatformed or whatever and uh that's why he's suing that was how he phrased it okay so i guess unwarranted uh yeah well then well we have to find out that but then also and i'm not going to say anything about him but like just in general like if you are going to be suing someone you do want to make it seem like uh and i'm going to make things up right now by the way you do want to make it seem like you're losing out on an amount of

money because that's what you're going to do and i'm going to completely make this up and it's not my place to say but i'm going to say but i'm also saying that i'm making it up so it's fine like the girl who hurt her back who was a porn star um the twitch streamer that hurt her back right uh you remember that she jumped into the twitch oh yeah yeah she had tweeted um oh yeah like i'm i'm finally walking a little bit it's gonna take time until I'm walking normally. I guess I won't be squirting anymore. And yeah. And now I don't, I don't,

as I, and I'm just, this is all brief and I made it up, but I was like, okay, like she doesn't, maybe she doesn't do porn or maybe she would go back to doing porn, you know,

but maybe she was never going to go do it. But if she's going to go after Twitch, you want to kind of be like my bread and butter was also squirting. Like, here's how much money i made squirting and if i ever had a comeback like i that's not a thing i could do anymore now because of this foam pit and i'm making it up i'm not a lawyer and i'm not anything at all but i'm just saying like it would make sense that he's like i lost 70 of my income damages and that's

what you go and you kind of do that and then you like you make the number and you and you you do that so that you can make that move. I have a related story and I agree with what you're saying. I made it up though. After we had my daughter, Hope, she was delivered via C-section. And what you do is you sew up – I'm not a doctor, but you sew up the insides, then you sew up the skin and you call it good, right? Now the woman is ready to have another kid in a few weeks. They didn't do that right. They just sewed up the skin and they didn't sew up her uterus or something like that so um

that's why our kids are four years apart she was infertile uh in between that period of time so um we didn't know why we couldn't conceive like we were the people were like how long did it take you to have your first kid and we're like yeah 45 minutes but that was a lie it took like five to make the first kid 40 was getting there but um uh the second kid like years and years were going by and it's like i don't know what's up with this like we both seem so fertile the first time around and not the next time like the first time we had shit working against us like coming off birth control and shit so um we went to a fertility clinic to get some help and you know we were shooting jackie filled with uh drugs making her release like i'm making up numbers nine ten eggs at a time and she would think she was pregnant and then wasn't and we're like what the hell's going on here like yeah

girls kind of just know when they're pregnant sometimes sensitive nipples or whatever and uh no no babies no babies are coming she's still you know uh having her regular cycle so eventually they like inflate her vagina and they're like the fuck this thing's not watertight it's supposed to be when we feel you yeah when we treat you like i go the fuck yeah when we treat you like a water balloon so there's a leak but there's a leak in this thing which indicates the muscles are damaged or something whatever they did they didn't sew her back up the hole that the baby came out of still there to some extent so what was happening is she was getting pregnant but it like wasn't able to attach and and grow that's crazy yeah so we contact attorneys and we're like the fuck you can't just not sew people up after a season like

that yeah this kid's good it looks okay from the outside you're good to roll and tying into what harley was saying the damages were severe you. When you think about losing your ability to make a baby, Kyle doesn't value it too highly, but people do. It's right there with losing an arm or a leg or pooping out your butt. Making a baby is a thing that has real damages to it. It's a problem. So the quality of attorney that you can get is tied into how big your damages are. If you get into a car accident and you claim your neck hurts, but it really doesn't, you get a shitty attorney who will chase his percentage of a $10,000 settlement. If you lose a life or fertility or like two legs or something like that, then you get a top flight attorney. Then you get like, you know, one of the top guys in the field and they pursue these multimillion dollar cases and try to get the rest of your life

has been affected. Your quality of life has changed. It's a big deal. So we had top attorneys wanting to take on this case because they're like, this is a slam dunk, right? This chick, we can prove that she's got this, you know, defect in her and, uh, and you know, she can't have a baby and, and the damages are a big deal. Like this is an easy payday. And, um, during that time, she had basically another C-section with no baby where they like opened her up, sewed her back together properly. And that's when we had Colin. So during that time, the good attorneys left us. They like oh well your damages suck now you know when you were infertile you were a really good case worthy of me top attorney now that

she's pregnant you got what are we going after some pain and suffering yeah kids are farther apart in aids than you planned you know like you need to get yourself a shitty attorney because i'm a i don't i'm a i don't i don't take cases like this one you put that kid back in for a little bit longer yeah so anyway like i'm sorry like harley was saying of course disrespect is gonna say yeah i lost 80 of my income you owe me a hundred million dollars or whatever fantastic but um yeah so it makes sense that he said that. It also makes sense that he didn't take me up

on that boxing match. That's why he dodged you. And honestly, that's why I drew the mustache. I swear it is actually inspired by him. I'm like, well, I'm taking this then. I don't want to hear shit about it. And it's a real mustache. I think his is too now, though.

Not the way I say it. I feel like it's a real mustache. Yeah. I think his is too now, though. Not the way I say it. I feel like it's interesting that you guys brought up the three different points about being canceled. You mentioned Andrew Tate as well as Kanye, H3, and in this case, Dr. Disrespect. And personally, what he mentioned earlier. Sorry. Well, I was going to say that what he mentioned, what makes things so different. And I mostly agree with Harley. I think it's the intention, man, is really what it boils down to and what's really coming of it. Like, while I understand, yeah, you should be able to say things on the Internet.

They're crazy. Don't make no fucking sense at all. When there's like actual people at risk is normally when people step in and they start saying, OK, we got to stop this. You know, I was I don't know much about Andrew Tate, but I know that I was seeing a ton of reports that are not verified, that parents were hearing 12 year olds calling women bitches and saying that you work for me and stuff like that. That's shit that's impacting people's lives, at which point they have to consider that. Do I say it's right or wrong? Not necessarily, but I think that is different. That's a parenting problem, not an Andrew Tate problem. That's very much arguable. Why does your kid have access to be able to consume this constantly?

How do you take it away from him, though, in the 21st century? I fight back against the access thing. I'm sorry, Kyle, but I'm kind of agreeing with you. You've got to lock down kids really freaking tight if you want them not to see Instagram. They play on their phones, right? How do you keep Google away from a kid? You have to have the lamest kid ever if your kid is not going to know what like like double penetration looks like by the time they're 12

if they didn't go to rotten.com remember the cornucopia of penises like they were all like it was like 50 penises in it all all like edited together in a giant spiral on rotten i don't think i got that one this is 2001 accurate the if andrew tate had been given a little more time a little more rope he would have hung himself for sure hang oh i said that about kanye i said that about kanye maybe i actually think if he was given more time i think andrew andrew andrew tate would be an even bigger deal i'm surprised i see these andrew i see these really clever guys who seem like they're impervious i see these really clever guys who seem like they're impervious to criticism like joe rogan is a good example of that like how

is it how are they ever going to start knocking joe rogan well then they do then they're like him and his monkeys and they find an angle to attack but that's that's a really good ben shapiro joe rogan those are like jokes just like h3 is up there all these people get heat sometimes but they're there and they're performing and they're consistent and they're they have different ideas but they're hard to knock over but people are finding attack vectors on but it's not like andrew tate or andrew tate or kanye and that is so funny that you're like andrew tate sneeko kanye kanye you're over here sit over here in this part of the room with andrew tate and sneeko this is where you sit now kanye what am i doing

with sneeko i don't i don't know yeah sneeko's like like andrew tate came and like sneaker was like the mini second coming almost jimmy hendrix yeah he flew he flew too fast too high too far and they they just they clipped the wings right away he also got banned dude like he got hit with that like twitch is like uh you're banned on twitch and he's like i don't have a twitch account they're like oh you can't make one you're banned and like i also like i think like like i saw sneeko like old videos and he's just a content creator and he made old old uh like videos and he uh he was there he's like it's like it looks like a 13 year old boy and like he's talking about like gender while playing call of duty it's literally like while you were playing call of duty videos this 13 year old's playing call of duty

videos and he's like talking about gender it was just such a crazy i thought a thing for such a young guy to be talking about and it was really interesting um and he did make interesting content and some of it was like fascinating and he seemed like pretty smart and he was young uh then the andrew tate stuff happened and he like really took to that like really serious he's very like they don't want to hear me talking the truth uh this bitch needs to get fucked in her ass haha and then it's like you're in trouble and it's like oh you don't like the truth and it kind of like he went down this path i'm really simplifying it and um they banned him he was making videos with like he's doing it wrong what

he needs to do is exactly a half a dozen stats that support his cause right what's the average weight of a woman from this demographic what is the average who's filing for divorces and then just beat the drum on those six facts if people make a whole damn career he also was beefing he was beefing on all sides with people he was he was beefing with too many people all at once too many communities and stuff uh yeah like even brandon buckingham who's been on the podcast uh he said that uh he uh he said oh that's that he accused that he that's yeah he's short he said that brandon uh short was a short r and he was uh that's short r short r is the r word that i don't say there's long r which i'm comfortable saying because i think i'm a little retarded but the short r is

the one that i actually don't say i think it's triggering for people but he used either of these words but i'm pretty sure the short are long i make love to somebody without their consent when they don't yeah and long r is retarded oh almost make wine from it is what i was trying to get out that's the short order right grapes oh yeah yeah yeah so guys sorry to everyone this thing uh but i'm sorry we're sorry taylor's not here um brandon uh yeah he he sneeko said that about him, and Brandon kind of had a whole thing, and they went to war. Well, Brandon did, actually. And yeah, Sneeko never really provided any receipts for that, and I think Brandon took that pretty seriously.

I don't know much about Brandon. I just watched him online over the last eight months, but it looked like he took that really seriously, and it was kind of ugly. But that's just an example of how Sneeko was beefing from all sides literally everywhere um and yeah they clipped his uh wings and you know what like he kind of like you do you kind of fuck around and you find out on youtube you fuck around you find that you know when you're fucking around i know when i'm fucking around there sometimes i say things here and i'm like i don't know what it

is about um and you he pushed that and he pushed it really hard. And then, yeah, and he found out. Is that mental hospital stay true, by the way? Zach put that there because I always wondered. How do you know? Sorry. I don't know the context and I can see the chat. I'm sure the audience is lost. Who stayed in a mental hospital?

Brandon. Brandon uploaded a video from a mental hospital being like, I asked for a weighted blanket. They said they didn't have weighted blankets. Why would they lie to me? And so I broke into someone's room and what did I find there? A weighted blanket. So why did they lie to me about it? And he's like in a hospital

gown and he's got the bracelet and he's in the hospital gown and he's like in a mental hospital now people are like a mental book and i'm so sorry i'm not gonna discount it at all i don't know anything i really don't know all i know is what people show me online so i'm not saying anything but i sat there and he's training for a boxing match so i'm like sam hyde it's a fake mental hospital stay because brandon's gonna be boxing Ice Poseidon.

Are you guys not? You know, no, I is boxing like next month. You know how hyped I am that Ice Poseidon and Brandon Buckingham are boxing each other. All I imagine if it's true, all I imagine then that Ice Poseidon, sorry,

Keemstar and Fousey are going to pull up to the hospital posing as Brandon's guardians and they're going to take him out and bring him to fight Ice Poseidon. And they're not the main event. And I'm just like, I'm sorry, that's the main event shit right there. You know, I told Ice Poseidon to come stay at my house and train with me because I heard Brandon was training with Sam. So I called up Ice Poseidon. I was like, yo brandon was training with sam so i called up ice

yeah i called up ice beside and i was like yo brand training with sam be so funny it'll be like anime vibes why don't you come train with me i know his secrets i know what he's gonna do to brandon brandon will fuck you up you should come train with me and ice besides like okay and i'm like okay so come and you can stay at my place um and i was gonna i was gonna train with him and i was gonna i'm gonna i have a coach here as well at my place um and i was gonna i was gonna train with him and i was gonna i'm gonna i have a coach here as well and we were gonna go i was gonna drive him to the gym and it was gonna be so funny and crazy ice besides in my fucking basement ice beside and shows up to train with me stays in my downstairs room okay the first night he comes in tonight i'm

like here's your room oh yeah he's tired he goes to bed i'm like i'll see you tomorrow we'll go training i wake up tomorrow morning to go training he's gone his boxing equipment is gone he comes back at 11 p.m i don't know where he was i don't know what what training he did it's gonna sound like weird i swear he looked stronger It's going to sound like weird. I swear he looked stronger. Every single day that he was here, he left before I woke up and he came home around bedtime and he looked stronger. What?

It was working. It's just and I'm just like, what could I say? What could I say about this? This is ice beside him. Like, I've seen this before. I've seen all the shows. I'm going to tell him. What am I going to tell him? What do I i say to him so he just he used this place uh i didn't get to train with him i have no idea how he fights um but if you're telling me like brandon was like

training with sam he's been through a lot of like mental turmoil this sounds like a very fascinating boxing match to me big time and i think i'm going to to go to austin to watch it i think i'm going to do it and i was actually i was going to be on this card this is one of the cards i got offered uh 150k to be on and i said no i said if i box again i guess i'll do it for free again for charity oh that's smart yeah and they say and you know what kanye says all jews are greedy doesn't he so what's the kanye if you're listening right now he is what do you say about that i don't know he's not a gay fish i'm not i'm tempted to jump in as kanye and say something awful but that just doesn't seem like the smartest move I won my so I had this whole

thing going on with my trash company they wouldn't pick up my trash so I kept telling on them and they were like oh we're gonna assign someone to come in and supervise your trash man he's got a daddy now basically and I was like haha fuck him well the trash man showed up

tell me more then the trash man shows up and like takes my bin the next week clearly he was like oh you don't like how i do it you don't get trash picked up and i'm like hey uh you said you're gonna get that guy back in line right they're like yeah yeah we talked to him he took the bin and they're like oh oh man and it looks like your service has been canceled it was seven to ten business days before we can get you a new bin and i'm like nah that's not gonna work i'm gonna here's the here's the other little catch when i started renting this place it was not an hoa so i'm not into hoa i never signed the hoa but then like two months in they're like hey turns out it's an hoa and i'm like it's months in, they're like, hey, turns out it's an HOA.

And I'm like, it's your problem. And they're like, we'd love you to sign this. I'm like, nah, I don't think I want to do that. And they're like, well, okay, I guess. I'm like, yeah, I know. We have a lease. We have agreement. I'm not signing this.

So they are responsible. They are culpable, if you will, for any infractions in the homeowner's agreement. So I let them know I'm gonna make a pyramid of fucking trash in front of my nice house here that is going to be the most unseemly white trash thing you've ever seen and the animals will get to it long

before 7 to 10 business days and I don't give a shit yeah you don't they showed up in 7 to 10 business hours it turned out we're all sorted now no need for the pyramid to begin Yeah, you don't. They showed up in seven to ten business hours, it turned out. We're all sorted now. We're all sorted now. No need for the pyramid to begin.

So you think. I mean, I was so prepared. I have a lot of cardboard boxes, and I usually fold them up. I was going to put them in square in the big garbage bags and just make it look bigger than it was. Big leaf bags full of cardboard boxes. It would look like a mini landfill are you living alone but who knows if debris daddy's gonna be there every week to make sure this guy collects your trash he's on a short lead i'm just now i'm i've decided i'm not even gonna stress i'll just the pile begins when the dumpster fills you are you living alone by

the way currently yeah but i've got a lady friend close by and i wouldn't like like if i like i wouldn't worry about beef from your neighbors because like i just feel like if i saw you like that hair that jacket and like you're like so straight posture stoic you got muscles under there and you're just like i'd be like this is some fucking don't mess with patrick bateman shit like i'm not fucking with that guy you put a stretcher he wants to damn it i had a weird interaction exactly my uh my malamute uh escaped yesterday morning and went running into the cold morning and so i chased out after him in my underwear about like this is eventually disabled right you say that yes and so i chased rocky down to a to a nearby yard there he is and uh he's just

taking a big old shit right in this guy's yard and the guy's watching him do it the guy happened to be up early he's loading his the trunk of his car with stuff i don't know he's in his garage and it's a black guy and he's watching rocky take this huge shit in his yard he goes just gonna dump it right there huh and i and i show up i'm like my underwear i'm like hey i'm so sorry about him he's a good boy he ran away and he goes and rocky like kicks his shit up into the bush like looks at me all embarrassed i swear he like kicked he always does that when he poops like kicks it back and he got and he goes i go i'll come right back i'll clean it up i'll get a bag he's like ah he kicked it in the bush i guess it's cool he's a pretty boy

he is a pretty boy it's our rasslelista he he can't escape anymore i've gotten the fucking gps tags and i've ordered and i've gotten fucking um i'm not i can't let him not be attached or behind a fence anymore because he will just fucking run off. He's ran off several times. I've lived in Canada. 4.30 a.m., I'm in the neighborhood chasing this fucking dog. And it's quieter than when I was at my dad's house or when I was on the lake back in Franklin County. At least there, there was like cows or like some Yahoo getting drunk.

In this nice neighborhood it's pin drop silence footsteps and dogs i'm like get back here it seems to i'm shaking a bag of treats and i'm like oh this bag is so loud i'm gonna wake somebody up it's that quiet it's the most frustrating thing ever to chase a dog into somebody's fucking yard at 4 30 in the morning in your underwear and wonder if they're going to peek out, see Whitey and shoot. It's mostly black people here. If you live in Canada in the wintertime, that dog, you could put it out and go out grocery shopping for the day in the middle of the winter. Do all your things and come back and the dog will be lying down or playing or just existing in the snow.

He loves the cold. Such a sick dog. back and the dog will be like lying down or playing or just existing in the snow he loves such a sick dog um i'll uh i'll leave him outside for hours in the morning i'll check on him like every 30 minutes or something hey you want to come in yeah you ready it's fucking cold dude come on he's like nah chilling he just loves that shit so he stays out in the freezing cold as much as he can no i love that dog. And that Toby dog, Toby, my Bernie Doodle, is so big now. I think he's 10 or 11 weeks old. He was born August 1st.

All of his brothers and sisters I see. I got him for $800. And then for some reason it was weird. I should actually ask. All of his siblings tripled in price. They're selling this dog siblings for 2500 and 3500 or something either either i got the retarded one again and there's something wrong with this guy you want that though you want that yeah you want the long r dog i love this dog he's fucking awesome he's so funny you know what dogs i like i like those uh a malinois i have you know i had

the malinois did you meet i didn't get to meet it though i didn't get to meet it good i love that i got i think i got the malinois like right after you guys went because i went on a different trip um right after that because that was the trip that i picked you and uh white boy up me and gator were coming down from tennessee with a rocket launcher and watermelons that was that was a different trip uh did that dog did it do like incredible feats of like athleticism athletics yeah all right so i'll tell that story kind of quickly because a lot of people here have heard it but i i go up to paducah kentucky where this guy trains fucking attack dogs labs for drug for uh drug detection work and malinois for military work and uh he gets these

big contracts with uh with agencies and such. I'm there to film a video about attack dogs. I'm in the dog suit getting bit and attacked. They're putting fake drugs on me. Having the dog detect them. I'm filming the dog go through one of those crazy obstacle courses. His

personal dog, Samson or whatever. Samson's a big German shepherd. Samson whips my ass runs through the course then fetches this guy a beer out of the fridge like on command like go get it and he like opens the fridge brings the beer close the fridge here you go boss and dude's drinking the beer and this must be his standard sales pitch and it worked because i was like how much are these dogs i want one of these fucking dogs like like i'm you know i'm in my head

i'm like this video will make more than the fucking dog will ever cause like i'm gonna pay for it let's get a dog and uh and it's like the 3500 for one that's almost completely untrained i have i have they're over here these dogs know five commands roughly the ones you've all heard of plus bite and stop biting they know those uh i'm like okay that's so you've got more expensive dogs oh yes and the rest of his dogs cost as much as cars so i'm like all right give me that guy and he's like so i get this 3500 malinois and he just didn't like me i don't know how to put it he didn't like me we had a couple of bad experiences where i was walking him once and i went to like chop down a weed at the end of the driveway.

And I think that motion, I never hit that dog. I don't think anybody ever had, but he did not like that shit. Freaked out, pulled out of his harness, ran away, escaped for three days, came back, was feral. He's Kitty's dog. You know why? Damn. You know why he didn't like you?

And I don't mean this offensively. Perp face. Perp face. That's what it is perp face you literally to the dog you look like a perpetrator yeah he smelled the weed on me i got home and i was smoking weed and he was like my dad they trained me about people like you with your neighbors like i wouldn't fuck i won't fuck you perpetrator i'm a nice guy i smile i'm you are you are i know i know that

the dog didn't know that though the dog maybe didn't know upon sight i don't know if i'd know it that dog became kitty's dog her companion and protector and i like that as much as i enough that it didn't bother me so much that i didn't get to enjoy my dog because he protects her to the death i like that too this is like i like this this is almost like a pixar movie now the whole thing he had she was walking him outside one day and i didn't know i didn't know they were outside because i can't be in the same room with him he's that kind of protective i can't be in the same room i walk out i walk out the front door she had taken him out of a side door they're outside playing fetch i take six steps around the house got this like curved walkway around my house in the back and there he is oh yeah we're in a standoff now and he's in that like head forward

haunches down ready to pounce yeah i'm such an annoying dog to like i know better than to run you know like so i'm just like hands by my side not making eye contact hey there buddy it's all okay kitty he's gonna get me help me kitty okay buddy hey buddy help me help me help me he's gonna get me and then he bites me on the calf like pretty fucking hard but i know not to hit him and i know not to run anymore so i go and he lets go and and and i i sort of and he he backs off like it was that enough motherfucker was that enough and i'm like that was plenty enough i'm going i was more than enough and by now kitty's gotten there and i'm sidling back into the house like a bitch to like check on my calf and he totally could have ripped my calf off but he just gave me love by it bled a

little it was bruised as fuck but like he could have held on and i've seen what they do like like he can it was a warning chomp he's a bad thing kyle people in abusive relationships they start lowering their standards accepting behaviors that they would have never accepted when they were in their healthy mind i feel like you're uh trauma bonded to this look you shouldn't put up with that if you if my if some random dog does this to me at that time in my life i fucking pop him but you know it's it's you know but you love this dog he doesn't mean it right no but but but he's nice to you he's really nice to you i care about good times no he's never good to me ever i've never had a good time with him ever there was that one time when you were at my house and maybe he snuggled with us on the couch and i think you

got this hard idea of like what he's like because there is this scenario in which everybody is sitting down and no one has stood up as far as he knows like he came into the room and everyone's sitting and he hopped on the couch and it's weird it's like he's in a completely different mode but then when men stand up switches are flipped and he's like oh noted i'm back on the job. You got the bad half of the training, it sounds like. He's just like,

all right, y'all gonna fuck with Kitty? Y'all gonna cause a problem here? I'll fucking kill you. I'll kill you all. I would hate to fight him hand to hand. I have this belief that I can take one of those dogs. I think most strong grown men can take a dog.

I know how to kill a dog with bare hands. Yeah, I do too. And I think you can take them in a 1v1. You'll get mauled, of course, and you'll need stitches and stuff, probably. But you kill a dog in a 1v1. The entire attack is based on that dogs, almost all dogs,

like every scenario will bite the closest thing to them. So you give them your forearm. You make sure your forearm is what they bite on. Your arm will be fucked up. And it's not your dominant arm. Your dominant arm is free to grab their throat and literally pull it out. And I just can't imagine it working on a pimple i'm just like i don't my fingers are not strong enough i think i think it's your ass neck i agree 100 i thought about

that today for whatever reason that like oh i'd give him my for my left forearm and then i'd go down on my knees and kind of like a full mount type position push that forearm back and then now i've got this arm to do anything I can with, whether that's choke or smash with a rock or a tool. Once you've gripped and maybe I can get your whatever collar with this hand, I've got you motherfucker. I don't care if you weigh 150.

What do you weigh, 100 pounds? We're going for a ride. Let's go get in the oven. Yeah, fuck. Honey, pour a bath. I don't care how long. A hot one. let's go let's go get in the oven you're fucked the oven you're fucked up that's crazy honey pour a bath i don't care how long yeah yeah a hot one like you're fucked once i've got you it's gonna you're gonna need stitches there was a kid in my high school i'm kind of like did you say that you would put them in the oven or you would bring them to the showers because i'm on this

podcast right now i've entered the showers like what are you trying to say? No, no, no. I wasn't. I'm sensing a theme. I feel like subconsciously you said oven and showers to me. Those are the quickest ways to kill an animal, I think. You throw them in the oven or you drown them in the tub. Okay.

An animal. Kyle used to shoot dogs, but it had a demoralizing effect on him, so they found a way to kill the dogs. I never minded shooting the dogs. Wait, I actually got this really crazy 14-second Malinois video. And ever since I saw it, I'm like, this is awesome. Fuck yeah, let's go.

It's just a Malinois versus Shepard navigating this maze. Oh, I love this video. Yeah, it's so sick because you're just like, damn. It's Arnold Schwarzenegger versus Bruce Lee. that's the way the dog trainer put it to me i like that and malinois the shepherd will plow through those chairs and fuck you up the malinois will fly over them off the wall like fucking he'll do like a kick on the way like do a somersault yeah they're wild and way too energetic this This Bernie dude is such a cool fucking dog. He just smiles and plays all goddamn day.

I think he's like 30 pounds now or something. He's huge. I'll go get him later. He's asleep somewhere. I love my dog. I'm so happy I got him. Good boys are so important. We have a good time. We're hanging out all goddamn day. I don't want to crate train him.

I don't have the heart. I haven't been in my bed since I've had him. I've been sleeping on the couch. What I do is we sleep on the couch together and the moment he gets up out of sleep, we're outside. He doesn't have a chance to pee on the floor. If I keep him with me,

there's puppy pads down and he does pee on his pads, but I've almost gotten to the point where he's using the pads light. Kyle's dog is like, I'm housebreaking my human pretty well. I opened my eyes. Got him on schedule. Yeah. The thing about the crate, they like it, though.

They really like it. At the beginning, like my dog, well, it's true. I had one, a Yorkie that just couldn't. He just wanted to be part of the party and I stay up late. He wasn't about it but um i have a chihuahua and like i great trained him and he loves he loves it like when i put him in there he's like thanks bro good night yeah their crate becomes their safe place yeah that is a good thing and like i do feed him in the crate and he will go in there and like nap but he at night he wants to be like he and the other dog cuddles up with me, too.

So, like, I'm on the couch fucking asleep like a hobo. And my bed upstairs and I and I got dogs like all over me. They all look at me. They're like, you're looking over us while we sleep, boss. I'm like, yeah, you're safe. You good. You good when you sleep. I fall asleep.

It's super goddamn cute. So I'm hoping soon that his house broken fully so I can go back to sleep. But when you wake up on the couch, is that like a problem where you're okay? You're like, fine. Oh, I'm fine. Yeah. The problem is that he wakes me up three or four times in the night. So Josh, you're good with a couch too, Josh. You wake up on the couch.

You're happy. You're like, oh, that's okay. It's kind of a fuck up, but not anymore. Not now that I'm not. I'm the older I get, man. It starts fucking my back up. I mean, I got a pillow and a blanket and like I've thrown like a blanket on the couch and I get another blanket and a full size up. I mean, I got a pillow and a blanket and like I've thrown like a blanket on the couch and I get another blanket and a

full size pillow. I just have friends. I have friends that are like, what the fuck, bro? Because I'll sleep on the couch and I'll have a whole sleep on the couch and I have a perfectly good bed and I wake up and I'm like, okay. And they're like, nah, not me, man. It's a different kind of sleep and it can be good. Like there's something sometimes if I'm on my couch and I like curl

up just right when I back into like the corner of the couch, I'll be like, oh, this feels really safe and warm and happy. I'm not going up there to that bed. Fuck this shit. I'll just sleep there. Then there was that time in my life when I was crashing on my buddy's couch for a year. I didn't mind that a bit.

I never cared. Of course, I was 18 to 19. When I was young, I loved it. Yeah, that's when I wasn't bothered at all back then. As an older guy, I like napping on the couch, but not really overnight. How many naps do you take? Do you nap a lot?

Every day, do you nap? No. I didn't nap. For the year, I barely napped. For this month, more it seems. I don't know why at night late. Big proponent of the nap. I haven't been getting effective sleep.

I watched this thing about this guy who was training to break some strength records. I don't remember. Some power lifting records. He was, I don't know, hack squats. It doesn't matter. And his regimen included tremendous amounts of training, but even more sleep. So much excess sleep. He's like, everyone trains harder.

Eventually you hit a wall. There's no more training. You're just going to hurt yourself. You find a guy that can relax enough to sleep when he doesn't want to. A guy like us, that's a special guy. I'm like, really? Because I'm that kind of guy. I can sleep.

guy i'm like i'm like really because i'm like i'm that kind of guy i can sleep uh so like i i would sleep like 10 to 14 hours a day like throughout that like workout thing because i'd always get my two-hour nap in the middle of the day because i had this idea that more sleep meant more recovery so like maybe like i don't know like every little more bouts of depression in life why i'm more buff why do didn't I exit the track? You got a couple to sleep with a tremendous amount of physical activity. It doesn't really tie into that depression. And a ridiculous diet.

No, it's the best. My diet's been good lately. I've been on point. I feel good about myself. What do you eat for breakfast? Today I had an omelet with low-fat cheese and mushrooms. But not eggs. It was like egg whites.

You don't repeat your breakfast? It's a different breakfast? I actually have two breakfasts that I do. And one is that, egg whites into an omelet with... What the fuck is that green leaf? Spinach, mushrooms, and low-fat cheese. And the other is Greg Doucette has a recipe for French toast, like protein french toast i

have that a lot really fucking good lunch lunch and dinners are the same oh yeah lunch is literally the same i used to do rice every single day i used to rice for breakfast every day and just rice not just well no that was part my my my uh my carb is what i was getting at like it's eggs it's eggs for breakfast and uh and a carb obviously but my carb used to be is what i was getting at like it's eggs it's eggs for breakfast and uh and a carb obviously but my carb used to be rice and that was so gross i don't know why i didn't ever ask derek why for a supplement because it's it's like that rice out that you cook the day before out of the fridge and it's like stuck in a block so you're like mashing it up with a spoon into your eggs so the rice neck so now i do these these grits, which is a southern thing.

I'm sure Josh probably likes grits. I fucking love them. It's grits at the bottom. Then I put three or four, depending on what I'm doing, maybe six eggs on top. Not sunny side up. Then sriracha or hot sauce on top. I love that shit.

That sounds jazzy. The runny yolk mixes in with the grits. It's really good. As it's meant to be. It's really fucking good. I like that shit. The runny yolk mixes in with the grits and it's really good. As it's meant to be. It's really fucking good. I like that. I'm going to get Zach to show my lunch. I literally have the same lunch. If the month has 30 days, I probably have this

28 days of those 30. I don't need a lot of variety in my food. It's not something I've ever craved. Look at this. This is the ultimate lunch. Zach will pull it up in a second, I'm sure. I also like oatmeal. A lot. I eat a lot of oatmeal. Here it is. Look at this.

10 seconds of this. Don't you wish you had this for lunch every day? This shit's the bomb. That's what you eat for lunch every day? Every single day. I don't even tell her what I want. I just say I want lunch, and she knows what it is. It looks delicious.

Jackie makes them look pretty close to that. Yeah. And then what do you eat for dinner? That varies a lot. That's anything? You're not like... Well, it's chicken like 90% of the time. Some sort of chicken.

It's a lean meat every time. Vegetables. Woody and I are on a pretty similar thing like we base it on like what's right what we consider or like the science that i think we both consider right what it considers to be the the optimal uh diet right those simple carbs that are quickly digested lean proteins um you know none of the bad cholesterol plenty of the good cholesterol getting some fish in your diet occasionally, stuff like that. As close to that as I can live with happily.

Would black coffee be better than the almond cream I have? Yeah, but I have a hard time living with that. You're good there. You're good there. Anybody that talks shit about fucking, he adds almond cream to his coffee. It about 10 calories tops and he's like hey i'm not perfect yeah you are like that's fine that's fine you're not even stepping into those dairy waters which i don't either anymore are you trying to be in a certain amount of like calories at the end of the day there's a guys we're looking for calories macros and micronutrients in the day so

so that's what my that's what my diet is. His is more macro, folks, and a lot easier to stick with. Mine has these little things that I'm not even eating this as part of my meal. I'm taking these foods as supplements. The four ounces of cranberry juice I drink twice a day,

I'm pretty sure that's about iodine. I'm pretty sure it is. It's written on the paper. Derek co-signed. He says I do it, so I do it. The orange juice that I mix into my protein powder. Okay, you say to do that, I do that. There's lots of things like that that I eat as foods,

but I think of more like supplements or medicine. I eat so much goddamn spinach, 10 fucking raw almonds a day. I don't like raw almonds. I know people don't love fitness talk, but I can lay out my... How much bone broth do you drink? They don't like that? I thought they do like that. I drink bone broth every day.

They don't like that? Sometimes they fuss, but here's what I'm trying to get out. Go to Cronometer, record your food, weigh it. You need the food scale. It's not that big a deal. Just try it. You're going to be doing this for a month or two. You can do it forever if you want. But in a month or two, you will learn where your calories are coming from.

You will learn that things you thought were good are not good. Are almonds good for you? I used to eat fucking fistfuls of almonds like they were a healthy snack and that they were protein. Do almonds have protein? Almonds are fat. Almonds are are fat i'm still on a rant you can go when it's your turn okay but i guess you're you're gonna move past the almond thing i i eat a handful of nuts every day as part of the diet and that's like basically my fat content for the day and that's important here's where i'm going with this okay i'm sorry if you're not

weighing your food then you don't know what these almonds are doing to you you can do what i did which is eat like half a fucking bag of almonds thinking that this is a healthy snack and they're not are you are you down you're gonna kill me you're gonna kill me you're gonna kill me you're gonna kill me i am i do want to check one more time you're right you're right because i i weigh the almonds and i have 70 grams and guys he's right i've literally eaten if you eat half a bag of almonds they are nuts are the fattest highest calorie thing that will shock you like you can do better getting chips my bad woody i'm sorry i'm sorry and see weigh your food and the process of weighing your food is not to get everything

perfect it's really about learning where your mistakes are. Are you fucked up in your head in that you think trail mix is a thing that healthy athlete hikers eat? It's trail mix. It's concentrated energy for athletes. This was obvious to everybody else. But I would suggest that someone out there listening is eating tater tots thinking that they're not that bad. They're not. Or they're eating, you tots thinking that they're not that bad they're not they're eating you know maybe they're not but but fucking weigh your food put it in chronometer and you will

learn what you're doing right and what's chronometer it's like the cool kids um my fitness pal what bro i'm killing my fitness pal if you're killing my fitness pal you. You're pretty 2017, my friend. Am I? Oh, shit. Wait, why is Taylor so better? That's a guy who still uses Xbox controller on PC games kind of talk. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Don't. Taylor also uses Xbox controller. Oh!

Harley, I'm trying to get this out. So go there. Weigh your food for a little month. Weigh your food for a month or two. Learn what you're doing right and what you're doing wrong. You need to hit your protein macros. That's what he's thought. Get your caloric goals, get your protein macros.

Your carbs and your fats, I think, will take care of themselves. I don't work too hard to make sure I get enough fat. You're telling this to your audience? I don't work too hard to get my carbs right. I make sure that my calorie and my protein is good. And then outside of that, you know, my carbs and my fats usually land about right. It's not hard to get that. This is information for people listening?

Yeah. You said that they don't like fitness talk, so you just fitness macro information dump them like that? Yeah. You're like, you don't like fitness talk, and then you yelled at them about what to eat no it's all valuable information i totally agree with you i'm trying to help them in 90 seconds now it took five minutes why do you think that was harley we're here for four hours bro but i'm curious what do you like like i i got when i first when I first took on the last boxing match, I was 310 pounds. The slightest things were so good for me when I was 310 pounds. I didn't do the macro thing.

I didn't do that. And you're 100% right. And I got there after the boxing match. And now I'm 25 pounds lighter than the box match. I'm 60 pounds lighter. But as when I was a very very fat fuck and i assume that the people who would benefit from everything you said i would assume the ones that don't like the fitness talk but still listen to everything that was useful that you said

i assume those guys they don't need to jump in like that right away no wouldn't you just what helped me was i just counted calories i used my fitness pal like a fucking idiot. Apparently, I just downloaded this app that you guys told me to, but I just counted calories. I found out that at 310 pounds, 2,900 calories was my maintenance. So I just tried to hit 2,500 calories and I was six foot six. I was 310 pounds. And when I hit 2500 calories, I lost a lot. I got a lot of results because I was just disgusting. And if you eat more than 2500 calories, you're getting too crazy. I hope you're celebrating something. But this is coming.

I would just say real time. That shit ain't making my money anymore. Welcome to that time. Because everything you're saying, but but what you say everything you said is what i do now but i just got to that like literally like i messaged kyle off the podcast like i hit him up i was like yo look what i'm gonna start doing i started to do the macro stuff but that was like a lot when i was very fat i was just like like the idea of hitting like you know 200 and however many grams of protein per day was like

really taxing so i was just saying to some of the fat people out there i didn't mean to interrupt you a million times because everything you said was useful i'm just saying for the really fat people out there maybe they would just count calories right do you have tips for that yeah yeah if you're fatty then you just it's calories and calories let me reply to that because he was talking i like what you said really the point of chronometer or my fitness pal if you're from five years ago was to educate yourself that's that's what you're getting out of it you don't even have to change your diet in the first week just weigh it and know what you're doing know where your weak points are and i bet you'll be like yeah this is my chronic go-to that's

making me i hydrate with snapple yeah you'll learn what that does to your diet if you ask someone how many calories if you ask someone how many calories they eat in a day they'll never say more 2500 or more though and they'll do that thing in their head oh we're supposed to eat 2000 right that's what they told us uh i don't know 23 2400 you eat 4600 calories a day sir like when you start adding it up. This is obvious, but fat is the most concentrated of things per gram, calorically. It's the most

concentrated energy that we can get our hands on, that our bodies can process. Fat. People that smear butter on toast and think nothing of it, you just added a whole soda's worth of calories with one swipe of that like butter knife or if you're and and seeds and and nuts are of course incredibly that's

that's a purpose like a seed and a nut it's like let's concentrate as much like energy here because we're going to create a whole goddamn plant out of this tiny little thing right and you're just like i can't even buy the handful i don't nailed. I used to have George Foreman chicken, mixed vegetables, and a baked potato. This would be my meal. Now, so far, I haven't said anything too horrible. Baked potato is really satiating. So if you're trying to stay in your calorie goals, it's not the lowest calorie thing. But as far as like filling you up and curing your hunger, baked potato kills it.

And then I would put a pat of butter on the vegetables, a pad of butter on each side of the potato. It's glorious. It tastes great. But I didn't realize those three pads of butter were about equivalent to the rest of the meal combined in terms of calories. I had no idea. You cut out three pads of butter and you cut your calories in half. That butter wasn't satiating you. It wasn't preventing you from being hungry at midnight

all it did was make your food taste better two two milk two sugar in a coffee and have two coffees a day two cream two cream two sugar and two coffees will fuck your shit up each one of those is almost a big mac in terms of like what calories fat content yeah yeah literally like if you get a two cream two sugar at um like you know any coffee place like a dunkin donuts and a large coffee and you have two coffees you're fucking your whole day up you fucked up the whole day you threw it away on coffees and i gotta say this you want to be awake i love coffee if you want to be awake i can't say this enough like as a person who is very fat and lost a whole bunch those are the little decisions exactly what he said exactly what he said the butter is such a big decision

and it's a waste having two creams two sugars in your coffee drink it black literally drink it black and changing to black coffee is like i love black coffee now i enjoy black coffee what you said, you put a little bit of almond cream in there, right? Almond cream and stevia. But you're an active person, right? I do my best. But you do things, right? Yeah, I do. I do things.

Like, do you work out? Oh, yeah, yeah. So like people that listen, like, you know, he does put a cream in his coffee, but he also is active. Like, if you're not being active,, when I first started the boxing thing, I started the diet first. I started counting calories first. I cut the things that didn't need to exist. And when I started putting it to my fitness pal,

like a fucking idiot from the past, I learned that I tripled down on my fuck ups. And I know there's people who are fat at heart. Motherfuckers, just like me listening. The tripling down on the fuck up is when it was like sometimes people are like, let's get a hot dog. Let's have a treat today. I was like, cool. So I would go and I would get a hot dog and a hamburger and the French fries.

I would turn to a poutine or a chili cheese fries. So it was a triple fucked up. And then I would be like, well, since I i fucked up today i want something sweet ice cream and then i get home i get high and i'm like crack open the gummies and i snack on some gummies this whole day i've realized is exactly what kyle was talking about a 4 500 calorie day at least i've had like 3 000 grams of carbs and i didn't do jack shit i didn't go for a walk i didn't go to the gym and as a fat fat dude, it's so funny. If you're a dude and you're fat, you can get the results quickly.

If you count your calories and you go and just fucking walk. Honestly, the thing I want to remind, like, usually when you're good, and I bet you'll agree with this, Harley, you're not very, very good. Like, so your targets, you don't want to exceed 2500 for example right now you're at 2400 that's a good day that's a win you're in a deficit you're going to trend in the right direction you are one fucking nature's valley granola bar away from disaster you make that decision on a daily basis you are one coffee with real cream and sugar away from being on the wrong side of your you know caloric goal and just

don't fuck up don't have that one last thing i've i've fucked up and i've skipped a meal the next day or i've altered the meal to an extent like it was like my mom's 70th birthday and i'm like i'm not gonna be a fucking weirdo so i just really ate small on the way and then at dinner i did dinner i enjoyed it. I wasn't like, oh, I don't know. I just I fully did it. And the next day, I also kind of picked up the pieces from the fuck up. Sometimes like when a fuck up happens, like, OK, this will be like a three day journey.

You still want to live, right? That's the term that I use. The phrasing of it is like you don't let one loss turn you into a loser, right? Every fucking basketball champion in the world lost 15 games that year, roughly. And you can lose. You can have a day in which you gained weight. That doesn't mean your whole trend is going in the wrong direction. You can still be a winner even if you lost a game.

I was going to ask you what the relevance of weighing the nuts was. What exactly did you mean? Do they weigh a lot more than you realize or something no it's like like know how many you're gonna eat how many how many grams of nuts you only eat 70 grams of nuts or whatever impact yeah i used to think i didn't know they were high 70 grams would be a lot of nuts they're so high in fat and such high calorie and you can eat a whole i could do a whole thing of fucking peanuts peanuts the worst ones and they're they're not even a nut that's a legume i would take like a bowl of nuts to bed and eat while i watch tv not realizing that's like 900 calories 100 calories there's

something outrageous and like a crazy amount of fat and a crazy that's why they're so filling because i've always been told that one way to come back on food is eat a small handful of nuts like 20 minutes before you eat eat some peanuts or some cashews or something and then drink water for the fatties listening and hear that i i'd say like drink water um but you know you look like a like a guy that's uh never going to be fat yes i'm i don't struggle with it i've already lost weight since last time i was on the podcast i just went to one soda a day and i lost weight dr pepper in my face sorry guys ever had hot Dr. Pepper? No. Barbecue water? Hot Dr. Pepper

in the 50s and 60s was apparently a seasonal beverage. Is this a spicy Dr. Pepper? Hot Dr. Pepper is spicy if you get my drift. You just warm it up and you serve it in a mug. Dr. Pepper. It's weird. I read that on Reddit the other day and I was like, yeah, I've seen

that once ever in media. And it was from a Brendan Fraser movie called Blast from the Past where he's been in the bomb shelter his whole life because they thought that Cold War nukes had went off. And he pops up in the 90s. But he's from the 50s

or whatever. But I remember his dad was drinking that hot Dr. Pepper back then. That's fascinating i gotta look into hot dr pepper i want to i hate it at room temperature but i'd try it hot yeah i don't i love dr pepper i i consume like uh those zero calorie sodas i still cut them back and i know it's doing some fucked up stuff kyle you're a bit more dialed in than than i would be but like i feel like you know like if you were you know ever trying to get to like uh a crazy low amount of body fat i guess maybe people in

competition oh there we go okay zero is that what i'm looking at yeah no just some some people that are like you know like i guess a week's out from a competition or something they would cut the zero calorie soda but i i i get that walden farm stuff all the zero calorie sauce i get uh my boy uh g uh what's his name g hughes zero calorie barbecue sauce and they're all phenomenal they're really good farms and and g hughes and that stuff is great yeah that's good i mostly drank weirdly enough um unsweet tea throughout the whole thing like i like the stuff that wings love so much minus the sugar like just cold tea whenever you would see me with that rattly um thermos it was full of tea uh with ice it iced unsweet artificially sweetened with like a scoop

of splendor or something tea and i because i i wanted to drink gallons plural a day and i couldn't do water that much. Water's just gross. It doesn't taste like anything. Drink two gallons of it, all right? Let's see how it tastes. When you start gallon number two, let me know how it's tasted. I can't finish gallon number one.

That's excessive. You give me a couple days. Cardio accounted for most of it. Here's the macros on a a day what do you think about this guys uh my protein 210 grams carbs 175 grams and fat 65 grams doesn't matter sounds good that's a lot i heard it's protein 210 that's a lot you're big, so it sounds right-ish. The other two, I don't care. Fat, yeah. Well, yeah.

And that's 2,000 calories. 2,000. That seems low-ish, unless you're trying to lose weight fast. Forgot your side. I'm trying to lose weight. Like, I'm trying to drop. Definitely. What kind of cardio are you doing?

I do boxing. And on my rest days, I go on my bike in my garage and i bike it for 50 minutes like how many steps do you do outside of your actual workouts oh like 10 000 9 000 it's tough to say it's tough to say so it sounds like you're probably dropping several pounds a week right now like three or four pounds a week three on average yeah on average damn man and you know what being being a big guy like to the people listening like that happens very quickly yeah you're dialed in that's what you're that's perfect yeah that's good i don't know you don't

need tips you're clearly working with somebody knows what they're doing i think no i do yeah i do come in here like hey guys i got any tips i got this perfect diet it's kind of dialed in i dropped three pounds a week oh no strong and lean i am any any tips for me that's because i'm actually i'm like i'm like a month into this like 16 week thing but i was just like sure asking for beer growing hey guys how could i make my mustache a little thicker do you eat asking wrong motherfucker i wanted to show and tell our diets because like for me like eating lunch it's like uh i don't eat beef anymore i haven't had beef in a long time

um i'm real proud of mine because my mind is something derrick put together and spent like days and days like making for me when i asked for a diet i i thought he was going to copy paste something and he asked me a bunch of questions and then didn't get back to me for like that i was like hey about that diet he's like i'm working on it and like days went by and he gave it to me so i'm real happy with the one i've got you know who wrote my diet is actually a youtuber that i and i watch a ton of derrick i it was a youtuber that i watched before that even like kind of in the early fitness culture days when i was like kind of fit for myself like seven years ago six years ago i was watching uh this guy louis marco um and he used to just he made like funny videos informational

videos he would share videos um but yeah he wrote me a program and like i hit him up every week i send him my weight and pictures and he adjusts things along the way the diet is different now from what it was um but it's like yeah i eat bison brock and like i said to you what he before like people are just like oh you eat like what he eats minus chicken though i hate fucking chicken yeah we'll keep the chicken out of it um i hate it how can we eat it all the time dude i eat chicken like if you if you add turkey i probably eat chicken or turkey 360 days a year yeah that's crazy yeah and what are you kyle you you just eat beef or almost it's almost all bison when i'm dialed 100 in um it's uh it's

it's it's it's the vertical diet with a couple of things i will i refuse to eat the goddamn carrots i'm sorry derek i won't eat them i won't eat your fucking i eat your fucking... It's like a handful of raw carrots every day. And I just remember it's 4 a.m. at the beginning of the workout process. It's 4 a.m. I feel like shit. And I just have powered through some cold rice with my runny eggs. So I'm this close to vomiting. I'm this close to vomiting. And I'm in there drinking my cold bone broth.

Now I'm this close to vomiting. What's the bone broth for? Collagen, I think. Pretty sure it's collagen. I also use a collagen protein powder when I'm, again, like being. See, the thing is, a lot of the stuff that I do and like to do is excessive. It's about squeezing another percentage out. If you watch Star star trek we can get

a little nerdy here jordy laforge he's the engineer and he's always he's just like ah i made the warp conduit 0.001 percent more efficient but he does that every episode so after years of doing that the enterprise is just slick and fast and efficient because every day jordy laforge has been in there squeezing that little half of a percentage out of those engines, those warp coils, those fucking made-up whoosie-whatsits. And I like that. I like that if you're relentlessly Spartan like that, then that bitch in your blood, that part of you that wants to cheat,

he doesn't even have any ground to stand on. You don't even like give him a microphone. It's that guy who would talk about donuts. It's like, motherfucker. I don't even know what flour looks like anymore. Like, like,

like I eat my shit raw. Now I killed this Buffalo. Like when you get to that level, like that, that bitchy guy who wants to eat gummy bears and fucking go to dairy queen. Like he doesn't even, he doesn't even open his mouth anymore because he knows what's coming because you're so hard dude i took an ice bath last night you think i'm gonna eat a fucking gummy bear you know you're not gonna do it even during my cut though i didn't go to that level and i

don't think i was at the level harley is now it was more like oh i want a sustainable lifestyle change you know something i'm talking about is required i wanted i wanted i like hit him up and i was like hey this other this youtuber friend of mine he had this crazy transformation i don't want some of that i want to touch that no no i actually like i hit him up he always uploads these these great transformations and like you know kyle was absolutely inspiring also doing it and then you as well over time you know i'd be like no it's true you were like you started exercising and eating well and i just felt like everyone around me was doing it and i was kind of falling apart that's why i took the boxing match i was like i need to fight someone so the threat of getting slapped up will uh whip me into shape um and it did but

after the boxing match i was kind of like not doing anything i was just maintaining i was boxing a little bit and i got like uh like i went out and i got like super fucked up like tried two brand new drugs which is like a crazy thing to do at 37 and a lot of people don't like fucking with drugs now but like i'm like really happy with life and nothing's going on so when like a bad trip happens i'm like oh let me figure this out and uh i just at that time was like you know what like this was fun cutting loose and doing whatever but i'm gonna kind of take on a project so i hit up this guy that i really enjoy watching his videos and uh he wrote me a program and uh it's just like i i imagine it can't be like that far off like from

what like kyle was doing um and uh yeah so i guess i just gotta uh hook up the testosterone at this point whatever else you know what i mean but i just like i wanted to start uh doing something for myself, like making changes. But I had a long way to go. I think it's important to put into perspective what each of these things we're talking about, how they weigh against each other. Because we're talking about them all like they're equal, right? Oh, yeah.

Make sure you don't eat any peanuts. That's equally as important as maybe like walking 10,000 steps a day. What's really important is consistency. But you don't have to do most of that stuff. I'll say this. You could add some testosterone. Everything is easier. I don't just mean a little bit.

It's a lot easier. It's a lot easier. That would be my first recommendation. If you were going to do one thing, it would be testosterone. Because you could eat like shit. Because people, if you start taking the testosterone and do nothing else, you will get leaner and stronger in six months. Everyone says you won't.

You think you will? I saw that study. Is that bullshit? The one with lean muscle mass gained from untrained individuals versus training individuals and then the one they had the they had three study groups one that was training on sauce one training not on sauce and one laying there doing nothing on sauce and the people on sauce beat the untrained people who were trying beat the beat the people trying without sauce like it was so close it was like ah so you might be right i'm going by like or go work out or do the same fucking time be a god like an adonis hell yeah every one of like every every one of your action star superhero

motherfuckers on a screen that looks good magazine cover people anybody on the on a bottle in your gym even in your gym if you think that guy is a phenomenal body at your gym he probably is too we're all juicing bro and it makes you healthy it's not it's not like you do some arnold schwarzenegger crazy shit that's gonna damage you like when i started uh when i started boxing though and working out like i was just so bitch made before that i felt like I was higher testosterone when I started doing higher T activities. Like I just wasn't doing anything. So that just happened anyways.

And I never felt like I felt like if I'm going to like hit it into overdrive, like let me hit NOS once I get to my natural max speed. Once I'm at max speed, then I'll hit the NOS. When you first started boxing boxing were you surprised at how bad your cardio was yeah shocked at everything everything i was i was bad punching i was shocked at how weak so many different styles of punching i was at which still occurs like there's a lot of weakness in boxing and i see that all the time i have a quick little thing about about like so i hear a lot of people say that you should wait and you should be like well-trained and fit and already have your diet and your workout all under

your belt before you start any sort of like performance enhancing stuff. First of all, you know, it's TRT. You should start immediately. Cause just get your testosterone levels like good. It's healthy. But all that aside,

oh shit. Don't lose the thought. Fuck. I lost it not just wait hitting us hitting us it was about using that when you've achieved your maximum that potential first i know a guy who was out of shape not doing anything and he went right into the t on my recommendation mind you let me tell you what this man has done since then. He was working as a lowly clerk. I won't be too specific, but he had a lady boss always breathing down his neck. He had another cute employee he was too afraid to go after. This is a wage slave getting stepped on every day by the matriarchy. Can't step up. Borderline incel with this girl that he works

with. He starts pumping iron, taking tea, grows himself a sick stash. You know what happens one day when the boss starts running her mouth at him, giving him a hard time? Pow! Right in the kisser. Punched this lady. He punched her the fuck out with his big, muscly testosterone arms.

The girl sees, and he's like, fuck you, I'm out of here. And the girl sees this and is like, I'm going with him. I'm going with him. And the girl sees this and it's like, I'm going with him. I'm going with him. She goes with him and starts dating him because she's found a real man. One that won't take any shit lying down anymore.

Now he's at a new place as has the same job as the woman he punched out. She came to him the other day looking for work at his place. I'll start with testosterone. Move along. Move along. He's moved up in every conceivable way.

Oh, and he's a big boy. He looks scary. He looks scary. He looks like, I don't know, like one of the bad guys in a video game. Like not the main bad guy, but like one of his minions. One of the thugs, yeah. You take him out like level two. I think this guy is advanced. I think he can beat up more than just Karens now. He take him out level two. I think this guy's advanced.

I think he can beat up more than just Karens now. He can beat up small men. Oh, he can take a small man, no problem. Unlocking his final form. I love his rags to riches story. First, he beat up a woman who was kind of annoying. The patriarchy holding us down. She's over here taking money out of the register

she confronts him about it probably what do you mean bitch oh come on lady we're out of here testosterone bitch all right josh what did you eat today man i've had one thing and it was a fajita wrap that was uh chicken bacon ranch fajitas from where you made it yourself my wife did yeah oh yeah grilled chicken and eat so far today bell peppers yeah i'm not gonna lie to you i don't eat breakfast man i i get i'm for some reason really nauseated in the mornings it's been like that for like 10 years now i don't get hungry for like three hours after i wake up unless i had a long i had a long time in my life where i felt the exact same way i'd wake up and i'd be like fuck anything for breakfast yeah i don't want to smell it and the better the breakfast i was like worse yeah even

if it's tastier i'm like worse the basil and shit no hell no man get that away from me i cannot agree typically i love breakfast but i did feel that way like oh yeah i wish i was eating at 10 p.m i wish i was eating at midnight but i i disciplined myself away from it when morning rolls around get that breakfast on the table woman i haven't eaten for 12 hours that would probably help me a lot though i snack a lot man i get the munchies at 11 30 at night and i'm like i'm getting some pop tarts bro fuck it you know it's 11 30 at night i'm not gonna make a sandwich so i eat some good diet decisions at 11 o'clock at night i'm not gonna make a sandwich so i eat good diet decisions at 11 o'clock at night i shouldn't make any diet decisions at that time like you just said

i'm curious though i and i was like i don't know this is technically kind of like rude or personal because like it's not you know front facing like it is with kyle and woody but like dude is there's a goal or anything you aspire or even casually think about like with your your body or like anything like is there anything about it like do you like i don't know anything from flexing and before you go in the shower i'm like i'm fucking ripped or like can't i still look young or or i should have bigger muscles or i'm like is there anything i'm just completely not anymore my main goal at this point man is honestly i know i'm not in great shape i've been streaming on twitch for two and a half years

i don't have a very active life. I mostly just chase my daughter around, and that's about the most exercise I do. But you're not fat. No. Like, look at this jaw you got. This was sitting on my desk, yes, and I don't know if I'm going to focus. Oh, my God. I was a lot heavier. Yeah, I know you got one of these, Kyle. Oh, man, mine's in my car. It's all...

Ah, it's blurred, but... That's not even... It doesn't look that bad, though. It doesn't look like it's heavier for sure. Well, that's after 17 months. I wasn wasn't just fat i was working out in county jail for 17 months because i was like oh shit i'm going to prison you were in county for 17 months yeah awaiting trial i'm sure you've told me that before why didn't they let you out what was the circumstance that prevented you from like you know getting out on bond yeah uh the judge said that it was a wobbler she said some judges consider the threat a violent crime some consider it not to be a violent crime she said in her opinion it was not a violent crime but without

me having been arrested only like two days at that point she said i don't know enough about you so without a mental evaluation i can't just let you go you should have spoke up my friend that was your time to pull one your honor could i say a few words that was that was my first run in with the fact that How old are you at this point? 19? Yeah, 19 years old. I was long R at 19.

I was long R at 19. Yeah, but you go to jail. Hang on. You'll be short R. You go to jail at 19, so you better get your shit in order. Yeah, you need to lengthen the R out here and keep quiet in there figure it out that was my first foray into prosecutors talking like emo kid journals he was talking about how he doesn't have a crystal ball all i'm saying is that this man threatened to annihilate and decimate children's

lives he may have been joking but i don't have a crystal ball i was just sitting there smirking because yeah i was 19 and i was an idiot and And I was like, y'all are old. That's pretty much my main response to it. But I didn't get bond for it. Yeah, I'll prove I won't kill anybody. Just let me go. Look, you'll see. But I ended up being denied bail.

She said she almost put a stipulation, bro. She almost said pending a mental evaluation, I'll let you go. And then she ended up saying, never mind. And I had two mental evaluations that were great i could have made bail later on i got sentenced to six years and i was very very glad that i never made bail because i already had that year and a half under my belt i was like okay quarter of the way done already yeah that uh that county jail thing is awful terrible that's why that's why i was working out man it's mostly out of boredom there was

at least you had the the a place where you could work out. At the county jail, I was only there for two or three days. But there's no working out there. They let you into a room with a basketball hoop in it for 30 minutes a day, I think. Oh, you're talking about a great... Right. Yeah, that was it. We worked out on the block. We had bags full of water bottles.

We're a pod. The pod is locked down. There's a TV. There's a water cooler. Oh, you didn't get to come out of your cell and stuff like that freely i got you no sales no sales it's a pod it's like uh it's like that shit from 60 days in where you see like open air everything but but but um fucking bunk beds and you're just in a locked down pod and yeah this is what this was you guys experienced that the room was big enough to work out really like really like a next level

experience not the experience you probably ever think of ever having when you begin your life and start to understand the concepts of prison and all that like it really is like really wild like i was appreciating it every moment of it like i was taking it in every every step of the way thinking like i know i'm not supposed to be here, and this whole thing is wild. I bet one day this will be thought of as silly. But imagine you were 10 years younger. There's no need in saying that here. So let's just take it in and enjoy our time.

Every step of the way, it was like, ah, cool, you're going to shackle me up, huh? I'm going to bounce away. I'm like... Wouldn't want the Weaver guy to run off. I'm Andy Dufresne. You just have to laugh about it, because when the prison guard's like, like, like, wouldn't want the guy to run off. I need to frame. You just have to laugh about it because like, like some,

like when the prison guards like, Hey, Kyle, what are you doing in here? Yeah. I told you the first time I was on the show. I think I told you, we talked about you at Talladega,

not knowing that two years later, you'd be right there next door. Yeah. We were like, man, you remember FPS rushes video? And I was like, yeah, that crazy Russian guy. I know he was a Russian because you don be right there next door. Yeah. We were like, man, you remember FPS Russia's video. And I was like, yeah,

that crazy Russian guy. I know he was a Russian because you don't have guns like that in America. I was wrong. I met Kyle and he's not. There you go. Yeah. Talladega was,

was a blast. Great memories there, man. A blast. Go ahead. Yeah. No, no,

I want you to, I'd like, since I'm together, I'd like for you to handle the ad read right now. If you're, is that what you were going to do? Oh, I was going to let you do it. Uh, but, uh, guys, I want you to, I'd like, since I'm Taylor, I'd like for you to handle the ad read right now. Is that what you were going to do? Oh, I was going to let you do it. Guys, you want to come more?

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Yeah, that's all. I think you did a great job man oh i try you know you know reading's hard sometimes i don't actually don't read that much i don't i don't i use i use audiobooks you don't read much i mean read it yeah i read it well so if i'm talking about looking at letters and like reading reading like that's reading um that like how much reading do we really do outside of my phone because i don't i don't read i read on reddit too much i went through a phase where i was genuinely disinterested in reddit and started like backing off that addiction apparently that phase is done i'm on reddit all the time now

what's what are you on right now because i'll tell you i'll give you mine you think about your subreddits right now i, I'm mostly on MMA memes. I like that. That's where they make fun of MMA fighters and UFC fighters. Lots of silly, funny stuff going on over there. The Ukraine video report and combat footage.

Those are my three... Oh! I can't leave out crazy fucking videos. Those are the four horsemen of my entertainment. They can carry me through any boring night, any shitty episode of a TV show I was going to watch. That's good content. I like our Ukraine.

I like our political humor, which has a liberal bent. It's not a good place for unbiased information, but it's entertaining to me. There's a zillion fucking sex subreddits that would be embarrassing to even admit. They're in my feed. What else? That's weird.

They're not in my feed, huh? Ben Shapiro's sister. Oh, I've heard she's amazing, but no. Banger subreddit. Oh, oh. R-Nives? R-E-D-C? Everyday Carry?

Is the subreddit called Ben Shapiro's Sister? I think it's Abigail Shapiro. I think. I don't know. Why would I know? What is she doing? Is she still making these comments? I'm making a pity of what she's doing. She's a titty. Titty pictures, huh? Are they still coming out, or are these all the same

recycled pictures? I haven't really visited in a while. I actually which one i like it's a fun one because i like to say like you know because when new ones come up in rotation i'm like ah i like main character syndrome it's like people that are like i am the main character i am the main character i know main character syndrome uh i don't know maybe it's a video version i wonder which one's the primary one like one this is not the primary this is like this is like an up and coming like their top

all time their top all time is like 50 days ago you know what I mean it's a new boy yeah sometimes someone will turn me on to a new subreddit and I won't even mention it because I'm like this one's going down as soon as it gets any traction at all.

Y'all are playing with fire in here. That's insane is a good one, too. That's a good subreddit. Main character stuff. I start watching myself for this behavior. Like, oh, what are you doing? Oh, for sure, me? I agree.

But you are the main character. But I got to, like, I did. Like, I literally, I spent years. You're all NPCs. for sure me i agree but you are the main character but i gotta i like i did like i literally i spent you're all npcs i mean we're main characters i you know as a group is that a subreddit main character syndrome i am the main it's entitled pieces of shit who will just like just make a goddamn scene for the sake of making a scene often or for some self-entitled reason often i see it's i see tiktckers being pieces of shit, like ruining public ceremonies and stuff for no apparent reason.

That's it. I like people announced leaving a Facebook group is a good example. Dude, no one gives a fuck that, Oh no, you don't like the content of this group anymore. And now we're losing your contributions. I don't know bill bailey

is fucking leaving the facebook group everybody shed a tear exactly so they would think they're the main characters i like i like the subreddits that are like uh like sub 10k people up and coming there's an actually an ugly one i like ugly content though but like word chewing is one that just kills my fucking soul is that like bone apple tea and i don't know it's like um it's people on like tiktok like a lot of zoomers do this lip syncing this way of lip syncing where they move their mouth way too much it's like incredibly obnoxious and i hate it it's like one of those. Very many little things make me cringe these days anymore. So when I find a subreddit that I'm like, oh, I fucking hate this.

It's important to me. You know what it is that I'm describing? You know what I'm describing? I don't. I'm imagining when someone is pretending like they're being... Sorry, word chewing. Oh, then no. I've seen people do the thing where they pretend like they're being dubbed over.

So they're like, I don't want any part of this. They're like moving their lips for extra words. Like they were originally speaking Japanese, and now they're putting a silly voice over. I can't do it very well. The TikTok videos I like are when people like their dance and their upbeat right to this song. But the words on the text are like displaying their upbeat right to this song. And,

but the words on the text are like displaying what's happened to them lately. Like my husband just left me. I got cancer. I did. Yeah. Meanwhile, she's like going for it and shit. The juxtaposition.

I think I just have a darker like appetite for entertainment like that. Cause I really like, I like people getting their comeuppance, I suppose. Instacart. Meaner ones than that. It's often like some lady just hauling off. I saw one today, right before the show, actually.

They're at a ballgame. I don't know what kind. I wasn't paying attention to that because this lady starts... She's sitting behind a big black guy and she has started an argument with him and she is screaming at him and then she slugs him in the face. So he acts like he's going to hit her sort of draws back threateningly. So her husband has to stand up. I use the word has to stand up on purpose. And then he gets clobbered by that black man until he is un-fucking-conscious and then

thankfully the guy was like i guess he's taking the l for you and moves along and leaves and it's just like god damn it lady you suck you didn't you couldn't even take the beating you earned right uh you know who earns beating but never gets them two guys get into a fight okay mutual combat i'm okay with this woman starts screaming stop i don't think anyone hates that woman as much as i do i don't think anyone i hate her more it's hard i wish they'd stop fighting i wish they would stop and they'd say all right come here bitch you want us to stop let's get her jim somebody's getting got and they just clobber her i hate it just like kill the woman kill the woman that woman is the worst whoever's yelling stop i don't care that it's a woman frankly i i it's

always a woman oh you think it's some guy going stop i'm not gonna assume the screaming high-pitched gender i've seen a spider before yeah i mean you know we all scream like spiders i do have a feminine scream anybody who's ever like watched me game or whatever or watched me stream a scary thing like when i get scared i scream like a woman every time i've heard him die in tarkov it happens sometimes oh and tarkov it's one of those games where you're just like crickets and you're great great great and then boom headshot you've been shot in the face from god knows where and you're dead and it's loud like like and yeah i scream so loud so loud built in i'll fucking hit the Windows key. I've got to be playing for a few weeks to get rid of those jitters.

Windows keys up. Now I'm trying to fucking close the programs I've opened. And people are doing their shit. Yeah, it can be bad. I'm more clutch than I once was. We've been playing a bunch of Sea of Thieves. But I think I'm done with that. I think I'm fucking done with it.

Because I went on relentlessly on PKN, but I just hate that there's no fucking point to all that gold you steal. There's no point to it. You buy cosmetics. I don't care what my pirate looks like. That's all it is in that game? Nothing but cosmetics. I watch Summit

stealing these valuable chests from people, hiding aboard their ships. Once they've done all this work, he takes their chest and steals it, rolls away, and sells it himself. I thought, man, that's cool. That's the kind of shit I like. I bet those people hate that he did that to them. I bet now he gets good gear,

but now he gets like, it's just about being stealthy and being able to do that to them. It sucks for them because they're time invested and because they can't just go do another one. They gotta wait hours. It's cool for him, I guess, just because of the stealth thing. Because the money he made

is worthless. It's fucking worthless. I think it's worth 6,000 coin, like an Athena chest or something like that. 6,000 coins is enough to, I don't know, change your sales and buy a telescope. But you already have sails and telescopes. It's all about

making them a different color. You know what I mean? It's just fucking lame. No incentive for the late game? There is no late game. It skins. They're supposed to have an update soon, right? Or am I thinking of a different game? They do seasons, so I think season 8 is just about... It's supposed to be more PvP oriented, but again, you don't get shit for killing people

so who fucking cares? Dark Tide comes out November 30th. It's going to be all pvp oriented but again you don't get shit for killing people so who fucking cares dark tide comes out november 30th gonna be all over that i love the closed beta for that they got some tinkering to do and they better put a scoreboard on the fucking game or i won't play it i haven't heard of that what is it dark dark tide is a warhammer 40k dark tide it's set in the warhammer 4k 40k universe if you're not familiar with that i'm not going to go into the whole nerdy thing but it's a very interesting sci-fi universe basically it's four player co-op smash and shoot through um level after level uh i mean like once you do a level like we've won it you know what i mean like we go in we we hit our level at whatever difficulty and we work together as a team to get through a bunch of zombies and monsters and all sorts of demonic evils. We're mostly slashing things with swords

and shooting things with laser rifles and shit like that in this game. It's a lot of fun. It's going to be real popular, I think, on Twitch, I hope. We're going to be playing a shitload of that November 30th. Right now, I don't have anything to fucking play. Someone told me Division 2, but that looks like shit. Burnt on Tarkov at the moment?

I'm not playing. Yeah, I've been burnt on Tarkov for months. That's a game that you can beat. Once you have enough money that it's not scary to play anymore, it's no longer fun. That takes me a month or six weeks, maybe. I disagree.

To each his own. It's not that you're wrong, but for me, once you have enough money that you can laugh at a death, that's when I get a little more happy about the whole situation. It's the opposite for me, once you have enough money that you can laugh at a death, that's when I get a little more happy about the whole situation. It's the opposite for me. The thing that fuels me is the pain. It's got to hurt, man. It's got to hurt.

I feel you. There's got to be risk for reward in my mind as well, I feel like. That's the only way we make Sea of Thieves fun. We never sell our treasure. We pile it up on the deck of our ship so that everyone can see it that sails near us. And it glows. So there's just this green glow coming over the horizon that is our treasure piled up because we don't want it. Like moths to flames.

I don't know. It's more entertaining than what you can get with the money. It's more entertaining to leave it out as bait than to actually go spend it. Yeah, I don't care what color my pirate is. I mean, he's white. Don't get me wrong. Hell yeah, man. Hell yeah.

Me too, when I want to be. Jewish people are white? What are you talking about? I feel like the what a white person is has gotten more exclusionary over time. It's gotten less exclusionary over time. People are like, I'm not white. No, I'm not white. I'm gay. I can it used to be the irish only gay we call me white the irish included for a long time the irish the italians the jews the turks like they're all part of the family now come on you're going back farther than i am i'm saying like i think 10 years ago it like jewish people were clearly white, light-skinned. Indians were white. Certain Mexican guys were white.

I have literally black Jewish friends that are 100% fully Jewish, and they are fully black people. Well, they're not white. Yeah, but we're talking about white. No. I think a good thing is you are white if the person next to you says, white power, and the other people around you also next to you says white power and the other people around you also go, yeah, white power.

That's never happened to me. How you feel is the litmus test of how white or not you are. I'm going to get the fuck out of here. Yeah, I would be like, that is like white power. And I look around and the next guy's like, he's right. I'd be like, huh. This doesn't happen. I mean, obviously in the pre-show

it does but yeah it's just an example of what would be a great litmus test would be this fake scenario where people are like are like white power right and like it's not even a fake litmus test let's say you were at the charlottesville uh march i say march because that's what i want to do um that's the one where heather higher uh died of a heart attack i believe um and that man went to jail for uh for running her over um at that one there were trigger beat it's not hard at that one there were a lot of uh there were a lot of people there who were screaming white power and carrying those tiki torches, which is right out of those like videos I've seen from like Berlin, you know, with the torches when they were like all walk like it's it's like, whoa. So I guarantee there were guys there who were like, I don't know, more like me who just wanted to see what was going on. Like I hear a march is going on.

I'm like who let's say let's say like some like um let's say people rolled up on me like or walking down my street with tiki torches and they were like white power and i were there i would in my head i would be like do they know no way how could they know now and then i'd look at my door i'd be like my mezuzah i have the mezuzah on my door did they see really are they coming here for me yeah every jew does i'm like are they coming here for me like that's what i would think so i'm white that i'm like i could walk with them i'm walking with them uh how would they know but if they saw my door then i'd be like

maybe they did know so i'm like i'm I'm 100% white. And I love it. The only outwardly Jewish thing about you is your name. I mean, you're like a big, tall, athletic guy. Yeah. And I don't mean that in a bad way, but like how many NBA starting Jews are there? Right. Like, I mean, maybe it's because they've got better things on their mind, or there might be something to that Jews just on average aren't the most athletic bunch. I went into a sex store today.

It's not relevant, but it is. And I went into a sex store and grabbed a couple of stuff. And this little Chinese woman came out, and she was like, oh, okay, you're getting this. And I was like, yeah. And I was just like, she was like, are you paying cash? And I said, oh, I didn't know it was a Chinese person that owns this place. Because if I knew that, I would have brought cash. Because Jews know that if a Chinese person owns it, and Chinese people know that if a Jew pulls up,

it's like you pay cash, you don't pay taxes. I don't do that. Why would I do that? That's a bit. It's a joke. But let's just say it. Okay. This is a bit.

This happens in Minecraft. Yeah. So if you roll up on like a Chinese business, as a Jew, you know, you offer the cash first. Usually don't pay the taxes. So she was like, oh, do you have cash? I was i didn't know i'm like my bad i'm jewish and as per the new world order secret agreement between the jews and the chinese i know that we're not going to pay this government right now so if i knew that it was you i would have i would have i would have brought you know harley i didn't know. She goes,

you're Jewish? I was like, yeah. She goes, you're so big. Jewish people are never this big. I was like, you're a Chinese woman and you own the sex store. She's like, no Chinese women only own sex stores. She's like, only me.

I'm a crazy Chinese woman. All this is like in in like you know english is her third language yeah but and you're like yeah and i'm a giant jew what of it give me that dildo how did you not paying tax on that fucking you know what i thought you were gonna say i didn't think it was gonna be taxes i thought there's gonna be some bargaining to be done i thought you're gonna like whittle her down for that for that pocket pussy you ain't ever pussy. You ain't ever going to bargain

with the Chinese person. Notice I didn't take the low-hanging fruit and say, Jew her down for the... Hey! Hello? The bank? The bank? Him. Right there. That's him. That's the one.

I wonder which banks are... Never mind. I don't get it. Make your own bank then. Harley, you saw Game of Thrones, right? Start your own TV channel. What do you want? You're in Game of Thrones. There's a boxing match and you need to pick a YouTuber to be your champion to prove your innocence for whatever

you've done. Who are you picking? To fight for me? Champion. Yeah. Doctor Disrespect. Woody's like's like damn you took mine do you think he's obviously the paul brothers are the top of my heap but they're almost boxers when i wanted to when i wanted to uh i thought i thought box doctor disrespect would beat me i didn't think that I really had what it took to do that. And I wanted to really set the bar very high. What do I think now?

I think that if I took a boxing match now, I want it to be against an athlete. I want them to be a heavyweight athlete. I want to get in that ring. I want to get fucked up in that ring. I saw Aaron from Game Grumps. I'm pretty sure he's gonna box again like he went in like he lost and he's ready to go back and i think that's fucking cool you lose

the match you go back in the ring like that's really cool there was this guy i think his name is halal ham he boxed salt pappy he's one of the best boxers in youtube boxing and uh because he's actually like he just moves and fights like an actual boxer um he got fucked up by salt pappy but he's he boxed again and i think that was cool you know who i like cool is it dr mike do i have his name right he's the actual doctor makes a lot of videos about sports injuries i just in my in my mind he got outside of his comfort zone a little more than other people did like and he is i don't know how to describe the guy's classy he's an actual doctor he's he went out of his comfort zone a little more than other people did like and he is i don't know how to describe the guy's classy he's an actual doctor he's he went out of his comfort zone yeah i just why did he did he go to rhode island and and box a monster of a man next to a dumpster

for weeks he lost oh no that was me i got out of my comfort zone uh i met sam high in the middle of the night and i gave him the keys to my life fighting next to dumpsters is your tuesday harley this is fishing through the dumpsters oh zach zach said that the doctor's a pro fighter no he's not a pro fighter but he's been boxing he's been boxing i have a new topic go I have a new topic. Go ahead, Kyle. So my friend, I'm going to call you that now, buddy, who's going over to Ukraine to fly the drones and train the people that are flying. He said, I don't want to read everything he said here out loud, I guess. But he said.

Your dick was so tasty last night. If any of us would like to tag along on one of these trips they're three to four weeks at a time you can choose your level of acceptance of danger they're extremely nice hotels great food um you can shoot machine guns and you'd be surprised about how awesome it is here i know for a fact okay and then that's some more stuff that doesn't need to be public yeah so i think he's saying that like we could tag along on some sort of a quasi military-esque trip to the safe zone of ukraine and if we wish to there would be a day when it's like hey do you want to go out into that place where it's not so safe and that would be an option too and i'm pretty sure they'd give us guns so you're telling me fps you guys can't make it to

taylor's wedding but you're gonna go to ukraine is that what you're telling me right now you couldn't come to my boxing match where i got you tickets and seats but you're gonna go to ukraine yeah yeah who's the main character right suddenly harley's making this about him. It's just a war over me. Over Taylor. Us. We're the same. I've never been to Ukraine. I've been to weddings before, Harley. Weddings fucking suck. Oh, you have barbecue? I can get barbecue

here, Taylor. I don't care. You're human in Ukraine. No. I don't go to weddings. I think they're foolish, okay? Everyone knows this. I don't go to weddings i think they're foolish okay everyone knows i don't push my religious beliefs on you don't try to push your shit on me so i don't go to waste the message kyle is it so private you don't want to show us oh um no i guess i'll write all this here it's it's just mostly it's either something that would be lame to say because it's like him being nice to me or it's you know like like some here i'll

put it here i don't give a shit i mean just don't show it i wasn't going to um anyway that that sounds kind of fascinating i did send a message back and i was like i doubt they'll take felons this is a very anti-semitic and gay message by the way i see why you didn't want to share it we all for moot but um but no if it was a i'll tell you this here's what i will say if i had that are you endorsing these views kyle jesus christ yeah 100 i stand by every bit of that honestly i wrote it all i'm that that's my username uh no i think that if this was like when i was in the middle of making youtube videos i would absolutely go there exactly what i was thinking but i also think that if this was like when I was in the middle of making YouTube videos, I would absolutely go there. Exactly what I was thinking.

But I also think that maybe that's like a super scummy thing to do, right? Like how far is that away from that time that Logan Paul was in a Japanese suicide forest? I'm taking – I feel like I'm walking through your mind the same time as you. So it's a weird road to hoe if you – It's a scummy thing to do a little war tourism? Yeah. That's a weird road to hoe. It's a scummy thing to do a little war tourism? Yeah. That's a weird word. It's not war tourism. It's war profiteering.

I'd be there filming videos and getting ads sent. The only way to even make that not scumbag is to donate all the money. Really, it's kind of a... Unless you're reporting there, but if you're going there to make fucking content because of the easy access to weaponry

in a place that's being besieged, that's super scummy. First of all, I object to the way you're judging me. All right? Yeah, it would be like a form of war tourism slash profiteering in the case of a YouTuber or something like that. What if it's on my bucket list? Does that make it better?

Which part's on your bucket list? To make the videos? I want to see some dead people and This is war tourism. That is an actual term. What he's describing. Take your camera and it's journalism. Yeah. I accept your terms. It's only prostitution if you don't film it.

Wait, wait. Maybe I'll get to kill someone. Can I operate the drone you know like nah nah bitch he'll take the drone close to someone but I get to press the deploy button on the grenade you joke about it you could do that from home

you could drone strike from home you don't need to go there Woody I am 75% sure someone that could be arranged. That you could tag along and that someone would fly it in and they'd be like, quick, Woody, press the button and you could push the button. I'm 75% sure it could be arranged.

You don't want to murder. You don't want to kill. Don't you tell me what I want? Do I judge what you want, sir? Do I judge your sex toy acquisitions? No. You're over there talking about bargaining with the Chinese to avoid American

taxes. I said you never bargain with the Chinese. I said never bargain with the Chinese. That's not what I said. I said never bargain with them. Conspiring with the Chinese. Yes, that is allowed. How much tax is there on a $50 dildo anyway? The whole thing was insane. Where are you getting your dildos for $50?

What if he wants to blow up some ruskies? They're not even real people. They're Russian. I've heard them called orcs. It's $7.50 on a $50 dildo where I'm from. It's 15%. I mean, I'm not talking to me.

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I know, but for a second I was like, are we? No, no, no. Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't understand. I'm nervous for a second. Extreme Restraints is the superior website. Check it out and you'll see. Maybe I need to go.

Don't show it or anything, Zach, because you'll find right away it's just full of nudity and stuff. It's a whole thing. Would you guys own one of those lifelike, actual female sex dolls? No, and I'll tell you why. I already own, remember Rage, the game? So I made a video. Maybe you don't. It wasn't a great game. but they paid me a lot of money

to make a video for them one time. I guess they paid the Staples Center or LA a lot of money to put their shit all over the outside of the Staples Center. They had these big monsters that were in the game, human-sized. I got shit. This weed is so strong, dude.

Rewind me. You were explaining why you don't have a real doll. Dude, that thing I already have that's just a terror doll takes up so much room. It was such an annoyance to have what's essentially an extra person in your house.

You don't fuck that one, though. Well, I fucked it a little. Small modification. I would if it had a pussy. I fucked it in his monster mouth. You can't tell me what to do, Harley. all that wire no of course not i would fuck yours even again no dude i wouldn't you know why they're so expensive i saw yeah they are i saw an old ad um in a newspaper and it was for vietnamese uh brides and they were six thousand dollars guaranteed virgins according to the ad uh it's an old ad obviously okay yeah uh mail order brides

and uh but but there's no what it's like five six thousand dollars for that silicone silicone sex toy that's really just creepy as shit i mean here's the thing you gotta you gotta dress it that's what you gotta clean it clean it man wash your cum out of it you ever seen the easiest part do you actually take the pussy out and you just run it under some warm water. Oh, my God. I looked up the cleaning because I did. I've gone to the website and I've really built. I've built one like 15 times. And I look at it.

I'm like, if I'm like, every time I'm dating a new girl, I'm going to be like, I can't. I got to tell her about the closet because she opens up the closet. There's like a standing fucking. There's a bunch of removable. That's the look that would be on her face. Harley, if you're married, then you just have to get over that hump once. And then she just knows that you're in kind of a throuple.

But if you're dating, then every time you get a new girl, you have to explain that there's this other part that comes along with you. You have your secret red flag that you always have to reveal every single time you've seen the movie lars and the real girl i've never heard of it it's about i have heard of it i'm trying to remember it's about a guy who orders he's kind of a precocious lives behind his brother's house in a in a like guest house kind of guy and he orders one of these dolls and he dresses it up and he says it's his girlfriend and her name is stacy

or whatever i don't remember exactly and brings it dinner and hangs out with it and it becomes this super awkward movie that that ends up being like sweet and funny at the end but like it's weird he's he bringing a dinner with his family it's's so bizarre. He's talking to a person. They serve it food. Ugh, man. I saw a presentation. I don't know what it was before, but it was a bunch of British people who were politicians. It was somebody's AI.

It was a robot standing there with a human face that blinked and looked around the room. She was wearing a... I say she because everybody there kind of kept messing up and calling it she, but it had like arms and a body and a face and it kept looking around blinking.

And when they asked it complex questions, it had really AI type answers that were fascinating. It was cool. The whole thing was really interesting. And the guy that made the AI bot is an artist, not a scientist. So to him, it's a piece of artwork or something to make you question, I don't know, personhood or something.

I didn't read much of it. But I watched that robot answer some questions about, because it paints. They had this thing paint pictures. And the pictures are always different. You know, like, hey hey paint a rose it paints a different rose every fucking time you know it's it's pretty fascinating i'm kind of um i'm a little fascinated by these sex dolls those are those aren't really them that's those that's like some wish bullshit that ain't it that ain't the real fuck toys no like if it's not costing

like at least 10k like you're not you're not in the realm of where you the trouble with these ads is they're all um oh that's weird what am i looking for oh this one a lot of them are representations like they're rendered that's what i'm trying to say yeah this is yes they're not that's not it that's not right that's that's not it yeah these are just cartoon characters or video characters if you click on one like tom raider which was the one that appealed to me the video looks like a I got you what you're showing it but click build your doll it does say Tom Raider what then you'll see what you're getting and That's

That's pretty gross. I'm clicking on to Raider that nipples big's big enough to fuck. Bro, that nipple is massive. You can modify those. That shit look like a sausage. Yeah, those nipples are big enough to fuck. This is the guy. This is the girl. The girl. What? The girl.

That's the one. You go here. You choose them. Oh, the real girl. Honestly, if you want to spend some money, you could actually have various vaginas and penis attachments that you could trust me guys i've gone deep change the eye the eyeball okay you can get i would get the pre-configured tanya like a dude if you ask me it's a it's a little weird to build

your own like perfect girlfriend so i would i would buy the 7100 pre-configured girl tile what i love about you is you clicked on this website that I've gone down countless holes, creating, creating different various versions of these different tit sizes and nipples. This one has a deck. How'd that happen?

Anyways, I've tried different things. Okay. Yeah. You clicked on the site and the very first person ads you got, you did. You're like, I'm done. It's the first picture. It's the very first person ad you got you did you're like i'm done it's the first picture it's the top first one it's right next to it is stephanie and there's other ones but like he

he saw tanya and he was like lock it in yeah i'm good to go i'm done i'm not wasting fucking time here let's roll tanya tanya's my girl here's the thing if you click no changes buy as is they take another grand off sixty $6,100. Kyle, let me ask you this. I'm looking at these categories without knowing any more. Petite, Wicked, or Classic. Which one do you think contains the doll of your choice? Petite, Wicked, or Classic. Definitely Classic. Because my guess is Petite is sort of like a 90s supermodel. because my guess is Petit is sort of like a 90s supermodel.

Wicked is probably like a cartoon character thing that would be funny more than sexy, and Classic is going to be like, I don't know, traditional. The blonde hair, blue eyed, big titties. A traditionally curvy one. Josh, which one? Petit, Wicked, or Classic? I mean, my nature tends to say Wicked, but I like Kyle's explanation,

so I think I'd have to choose Classic. Realistically, if I looked at them, Classic's probably where I'm going to be at, but in my heart, I want to say wicked, but I like Kyle's explanation, so I think I'd have to choose classic. Realistically, if I looked at them, classic's probably where I'm going to be at. In my heart, I want to say wicked. By the way, your body type is classic. Harley, which one? You're the expert on this. Like, I mean, 100%, you got to avoid petite because the last thing you want is your sex doll to like look like a kid in any way shape

or form so that's just nixed entirely and since I've been here before like petite are they wear like small that's the size that they wear like that's their shirt size and stuff I'm not going out there

to a store and buying, like, small, extra small clothes. Like, girl, like, that's not it. So what I would do, I've decided is just like, I'm like, all these girls out there, they're getting like these big fake asses, big fake titties. If I'm buying a whole ass fake bitch, let's go the whole way. I'm talking about big ass fake hangers i'm talking about a real dumper and uh like nine inch penis that's that's honestly that's an ongoing bit that i'm doing you guys got straight you know i'm straight right did you know that i know you were uh well well the coming threes comedy i'm sure's going to be good the next time. That was the third one.

That was literally the third one. Oh, shit. The fourth one is the truth. I'm teasing. No, I couldn't buy one of those. I have expensive sex toys. I've spent thousands of dollars. Probably like $10,000 total. But that, to me,

regardless of what I think about it... What do you do with a little stick-o? Here's the thing about toys what do you get what do you got here oh i've got some like bondage furniture that you really you really knock it out of the park in big chunks like like when you get bondage furniture you're buying you're either getting a 500 piece of shit and i'm not kidding or you're getting like some two thousand dollar like weird couch that you i like your weird coaches are great you actually brought up i thought you were gonna be like say something extreme i know the weird coaches

i'm like oh i mean i've also got i've also got i don't want to blow anybody's spot but i was a big youtuber that you all know messing me the other day he's like hey you've got one of those sibians right and i'm like yeah yeah i got one of those is it worth the money i'm like yeah yeah you get the motor bunny they're like 8.99 you don't need the app you can wire that thing up girls just explode it's great awesome awesome i'm gonna get that don't you have a fuck machine too i'm like yeah you want the excel intensity pro you get them on this website now these you these are 1500 philip defranco said all this to you? That's crazy. Dude, Philip still doesn't like me, I don't think.

I'll tell you real quickly because I don't think I've ever told you this story, but I met him outside of VidCon or something, and I didn't break character, and he hated it. He hated it. I'm sure he was fine with that. No, he mentioned it later. He hated it.

I feel like he's goofing like he's been i hated that that's fine i really like him i still watch his content sometimes he's actually the most consistent youtuber i consume over the years like at the end of the day he's just been the one that i literally always watched like i i like phil but but i think that day he was annoyed with me um but i think i i. I refused to break it. You guys see Phil. Did you guys see Philly has been posting about his transformation quite a bit lately. He's lost some weight.

Toned up. Yeah, he looks he looks great. I thought that first picture of him was fake when he was all heavy like that. I had never seen him like it was crazy. I didn't think so. I didn't know he was that heavy. It looked like I'm not trying to be rude here. It legit looked like a fat suit compared to how he looks now already.

So he's made a vast improvement. Since since I ruined guys, since I woody's hype talk by uh interrupting him countless times you could also go listen to phil on the thumbnail where it's his transformation picture he does talk about it and it's uh it just works for like a really fat person like yourself who's listening right now fatso a little bit? What's that? I want to give everybody. I said, can I change the topic a little bit? Oh, never mind. I have no loyalty to any topic here.

Never mind. Oh, my. That looks like a fat suit. It looks like in Click when he wakes up fat. Man, you know, like, leave that up for a minute. This ties into what I'm saying. I feel like everybody, almost everybody, is pretty handsome when their body fat is in check.

Like, I hardly know anyone who has a really bad face. Philip DeFranco looks really handsome in that center picture to me. And not so much on the left. Like he just removed the weight off. I was joking. But he looks best on the right. His full transition is incredible. I'm down, Philly.

All right. You're right. I do think like when you do get healthier you look better but i think it is unfair to say that about phil i think phil's had some maneuvers i don't know exactly but once you get teeth once you get teeth everything else is is is at play teeth is a very big one and if you got teeth anything could have been something you know yeah i don't think i understand what you're saying he got teeth so once he got he had his dental work done you're saying his veneers so you're suggesting that because he had dental work he

may have had other work too everything else is that liposuction uh yeah honestly the hair hairline everything i mean he's always had phenomenal hair. You guys brought up stuff. Is that not a thing? He didn't do that, though. He didn't do that. He lost his weight. Lipo's traumatic. I will say on the left, he looks heavy.

Some people can be 20 pounds overweight. He said he was almost 300 at some points. I'm much taller than him. Goodness, good for him yeah i didn't know anything about any of this i mean i i guess i had seen him at some point a year or two ago and i was like i feel he's a little thick but i didn't realize he was getting getting real big good for him so i love seeing that stuff i have like um like my body is uh like shout out to pears because that's like the natural shape of my body like as a person

who like i do love like weight lifting and all that stuff i love looking at those guys but it's not something i would ever aspire to do i know very well that my bone structure my shoulders are like as equally as broad as the bones at my hips and so like when i start to get fat i have like love handles that's just like where fat will build up there. Same. And it's very difficult to lose that. I mean, you're dialed in your diet and you were like taking it to the next level. And, you know, it's a good time.

But like I did look into that. Like that is like one of the things that I looked into. I did also look into teeth at one point. I ended up doing. You looked into lipo. Yeah. Whenever you want to do teeth, let me know. We'll go to Mexico and get them done.

But I decided against it because teeth became a look in itself fake teeth are like they're so common you gotta get good ones you can't get those boogies you can get out of here you get those boogie you get those boogie chiclets and start scaring kids next thing you know you're trying to fight other obese people on the internet for money he said it he said he phil was like don't ever do teeth and he showed us his little nubs or like spoke about them like and he was he was up front that teeth is not the move and i am happy that i still have my real teeth i'm happy i didn't do that but i did look into that i think i did it the right way here's what was what was your scenario invisalign braces. Oh yeah, that's what I was thinking. That's totally different.

A bottom tooth in particular. My camera's slightly high, so it's looking down on me a little bit. I'm a little more handsome in that regard, plus it sits on the monitor. But it would look right into my mouth. When I see myself on camera, I just see that fucking snaggle tooth looking for attention all

the time. So I got the Invisalign braces. I'm pretty happy. They were fine before, but, you know, now they're perfect. I really do look like that guy, don't I? I do look like Philip DeFranco. Damn. All right.

Sorry, y'all. I mean, someday you might. You're like, as this transformation transformation continues he will eventually get to you if he keeps losing weight if he loses another 200 pounds the teeth the teeth are like it was something that i looked into and then like once i looked into that like i looked into like a lot of things like that like you know i mean you're like on camera you look at like all the guys that do the things like the like people like that that get hair transplants and stuff like i'm obsessed with hair transplant i don't need a hair transplant but i've always loved hair transplant content like foozy foozy got rid of it but he had this like this video where he went like it was not

a hair transplant but he tattooed hair on his head and it was like such a crazy uh wild video that's an interesting look oh it's one of the it was he doesn't have it up anymore and you could probably find a re-upload of it but like foosie getting the head tattoo is just like a peak time in youtube for me personally i mean shout out to him i don't know if that was a rough time for him i think it was but regardless he did that and then he got the head tattoo removed like two episodes later and i was like his vlogs are next level um but i looked into the male liposuction thing because like when i was looking at him like oh there's extra fat here on the sides for the price of invisalign or a sex doll a custom sex doll um i was like yeah you could do something like this and i was looking into it and

um and i got a consultation because i had like a friend and uh he was like how much do you weigh and at the time i was like 270 and he was like oh you got to be like much lower before he's like take your shirt off i took my shirt off and he was like oh he much do you weigh? And at the time I was like 270. And he was like, oh, you got to be like much lower before. He's like, take your shirt off. I took my shirt off and he was like, oh, he's like, your body looks different for a guy who's 270. I thought you would be like flabby or more, but my skin is kind of elastic. It's not like, but whatever. Regardless, I looked into it. He was just like, yeah, it's really hard to lose that part.

Like, it's just really hard. You can. It's the last bit of fat I lose. Exactly. Exactly. But you felt that way also like and i i saw like you're you're like you're like bigger pictures you're before pictures but i don't think your sides like hit quite like mine did you know um they were there but they weren't like mine were just like really next level and i was like anyways the reason i brought it up because i asked him i was like so like do you get like a lot of dudes he was like so many he was like over 50 of the operations that i do are the like male liposuction on the their love handles and i thought that was really fascinating

because people don't talk about their hair implants when they clearly these famous people clearly have air implants they don't talk about steroid use when they're clearly on fucking a ton of juice. There's no way they're going to ever say if they got liposuction on their fucking love handles, they would never bring that up in a million years. But it was just interesting hearing him say that. And then again, the guy's trying to sell it. And he's like, everyone's doing it. Everyone's doing it. But I kind of believe that because here I am a guy and I was reading about it.

I'm getting a consultation like and and who am i you know like no it's frustrating when you when like you have a six-pack but or you can or you can see abs but there's still like god damn it i this tight shirt makes me look like i have fucking love handles i do have love handles fuck how much broccoli must i eat body dysmorphia too, though, is very real, right? Like you must have moments, body dysmorphia. You never have that because I get that a lot. I get that like I do a thing and I'm kind of having good results. And then I'm like, ah, I'm weak. I want to answer this.

I look bad. I am sometimes accused of having body dysmorphia. I disagree. I think I know exactly what I look like, what my pros and cons are. Like a person who spends five to six hours a week on camera would, I think I just have higher standards. People are like, Oh, what do you've got abs? You look great. I'm like, ah, I have four. And then almost maybe those lower two. Yeah. Get away from me fatty. I want the people who hate me to be like, well, like, I mean, obviously there's six there.

I can't deny it. It's clearly a ripped six pack. That's what I'm going for. You know what you got to do? Suffer more. Well, yeah. But what you need is an operation to remove some loose skin.

Lock you into this new tight bod, right? You probably. I have an answer for that too so my wife just had cosmetic surgery she had her eyes done and um also fat grafting as you age how'd the eyes turn out sorry to interrupt amazing she looks for now good no they look really good i didn't even think her eyes needed to be done it wasn't a thing that i focused on and she also had fat crafting. And this is the relevant part. As you age, you can lose the fat under your chin bones.

And it creates sort of a sunken in older look. And the fat that's under your eyes kind of lowers. So they remove that fat, put the pads back up where they need to go. And they inject the fat under her cheeks cheeks and it just gives a younger look. The thing is it came from her like love handles and it was a quarter pound. That's what they took. Maybe a quarter pound per side, but work with me.

Not a lot. It has been the hardest part of her recovery. It's the only part two and a half weeks out that she's still recovering from that. It is. And by the way, we're talking about half a pound. You're talking about the love handle.

Yeah. The life. Oh, like the life from that area. So the, the donut part was her love handles. And then they put, they take more than they need so they can put it in the face and throw away

the, what did they use to do it? I'm pretty sure it was like a, a bubble tea straw type thing that sucks and they're just like a trocar at the dentist's office yeah what this guy was gonna do was he was gonna put like a pin hole in you and this is like pretty advanced and he's got this really intense machine that would turn the fat but this is different because they're trying to take that fat out and use it right yeah whereas in this case he's trying to remove it so what he would do is he'd had this thing that like vibrated at a speed it turned your

fat from like butter into queso and then he pulled it out and a different device pulled the queso out and he said he could pull out like about a can of soda on each side per average when he's doing this with people about a can of soda of fat on the sides the point i'm trying to lay out in your case the point i'm trying to lay out is that it is much less painful to just do a caloric deficit for three weeks than it is to come back from lipo for nine weeks yeah is there recovery like is it very badly bruised and it hurts to remove it's sensitive to the touch and it's sensitive to certain movements. She'll twist or something

and just like a broken rib almost. You're talking about minor lipo in a very contained area. What ladies people do is their entire thighs will get done. Their whole sternum. Stuff like that. Their whole abdomen. Those people are laying there in excruciating pain for weeks these are people who

need help wiping their ass yeah these people are in trouble the one that i was referring to is you would be in in bed you need someone to take care of you for two days after only two days and then you can get on a plane and you can fly back home and you will be doing exercises light working out at the gym lifting light weights two weeks after two weeks but yeah what you're describing is he was he was extracting she was having something extracted that was going to be used elsewhere whereas this one it's probably going right in the trash he's trying to destroy the fat on the way out i follow the difference get it and report back let us know how rough it was well i decided against it because i want to know more i i honestly i am the main character and you

are but a minion i am saying you're the author sounds like you're the author the next chapter of my life um no but, but I always thought about that stuff. I always considered that stuff. I always thought it was funny when people were just like, oh, epic meal time, manly man thing. And I'm like, I get my teeth whitened. And I sometimes like tan. I like, you know what I want. But when I wanted fake teeth, when I wanted veneers, I went and my logic was I wanted Steve Harvey's mouth.

And my orthodontist was like, what the fuck? And I was like, I'm on camera. I think every single thing I do would be way funnier if I had huge white teeth. That's the mustache. Oh, Steve Harvey. It would have been funny. Yeah.

But I don't think your teeth can look as white as his it's a comparison thing perhaps yeah well now i i got the uh invisalign because there's just a lot with my mouth that i wanted to fix yeah i remember we spoke we spoke about it i remember now yeah how is it turning out for you i have uh like a hundred days left on it um then i heard that i get like retainers and stuff or whatnot i've been super happy sometimes it hurts like when i first started i was very depressed it hurt and i was like depressed kind of for a couple days now i like the pain now like i like when i put on a new train i have like every single one of my teeth being squeezed it's a very strange feeling but i kind of like it my last couple months um i felt like my teeth barely moved you know like i had 18 months to do

roughly and it seemed like most of the progress was in the first four months and then the last what is that you're right 14 it's incalculable these are my last trays and they slip on the easiest they hardly do anything i'm like am i wasting my time what's up with here i liked wearing them though it was almost like having a mouth guard in and i do this i do stupid things like jump my motorcycle and whatever and i just sort of liked the idea that all my teeth were kind of locked in and things were okay i couldn't bite my own tongue or lips very hard because they're all rounded by the invisalign braces and um now i just have like dangerous teeth unleashed on my tongue and cheeks all the time it was something

to readjust to yeah my teeth are messed up from doing drugs in my teenage years and i've got cuts in my mouth all over the place every day man i got razor sharp teeth and i was thinking about maybe a visalign might bring everything home again i'm not really sure yeah it might that's interesting you say that your teeth look great from you just talking like i don't like them that looks great like they didn't fall out and they stayed white but i ground them on one side they're totally flat and on this side they're totally sharp you can see where i was grinding oh yeah like i see i what was the drug i do that that was a lot of molly powder did this to my teeth pure ecstasy what about you eat it or something or drink it yeah i mostly ate it

i mostly do then you're high on molly oh yeah then i'd be rolling bowls and i did that for like a solid year before i got locked up and i never wanted to invest the one dollar to go get a pacifier or some jolly ranchers that would have prevented this from happening how how like so you would like uh you would like drink it or something like that um no i'll straight eat it spoonfuls of it i want to understand what happened was it the actual like chewing on a molly that did this to you or being on molly like yeah you grind your teeth when you're on it it makes you have you done like a stimulant like that ever like something like that woody have you ever done anything like a drug like that

i don't think anything in that class no you've done like you never did coke adderall i haven't done coke i haven't had I've done the Difenol, which is like a mild Adderall, prescribed from a doctor. I did Ketamine, which is probably the coolest drug I've done. That doesn't make you grind your teeth. How did you do Ketamine? So the viewers heard about it a few weeks ago. I don't give a fuck about them.

This is why I'll tell it quickly. Mindbloom. They're not a sponsor or anything, but I found an article about them this is why i'll tell it quickly uh mind bloom this is a they're not a sponsor or anything but i i found an article about them i went there and they're like a therapy thing i was kind of going through it a little bit like having depression which i feel much better now if anyone cares but uh dude um so i went to mind bloom and i was like my goal is to kind of find happiness and they're like yeah that's what we do here and they would teach you how to Mindbloom and I was like, my goal is to kind of find happiness. And they're like, yeah, that's what we do here. And they would teach you how to take ketamine and deliver it for you. So first they give you your height and weight and your dose. And they take a little guess.

They kind of guess lower so they don't fuck you up. And then the first time there's like a therapist. They go over what your goal is out of this trip. And you journal afterwards. They even send you like a blood pressure cuff a journal a blindfold and and set you up for success they teach you how to take it which i wouldn't have so that's an exact page out of mushrooms and how they'll guide you in a mushroom trip which a lot of people do okay sorry continue but like in like you could find mushroom

places like that with the journal and everything i didn't know that yeah i think ketamine is actually after mushrooms mushrooms is first in this conversation and i think ketamine is a bit newer i might be wrong or it might just be a canadian thing but mushrooms is out and ketamine is the next that's interesting i thought they were comparable um no they are they are i've heard i've heard but i don't know okay sorry continue so they teach you how to take ketamine i afterwards i took it and how did you take it was a powder so it was a pill there were like four of them you put it under your tongue and you let them dissolve and then you hold it there for seven minutes now i would kind of cheat it and hold it for like nine because you know you want that to hit gotta get that dope you get a snitch on me and then you spit it out you're not supposed to swallow it because it can make you sick and then um what does it feel like well i was under a weighted blanket and i felt like i was on

sort of a warm slippery slide like a water slide type thing that was slow and casual and enjoyable they have a soundtrack. This is mind bloom. They have this like binaural audio. I'd never listened to it, not on K, but in the K hole, it was exactly kind of the mood to set.

And then I would sit there and focus on the shit I was trying to figure out, you know, like, how do you feel Jackie's bucket? What should we do with Colin next? Things, what to me are like my big issues. Right.

And, um, when I'm on there, bucket what should we do with Colin next things what to me are like my big issues right and um when I'm on there how many milligrams per per pound of your body weight they gave you did they tell you the dose I know that I started on 250 and moved to 400 so milligrams probably okay okay yeah yeah and um uh when i'm in this k-hole one it's a really enjoyable sort of slide and i would just go with whatever i felt was happening to me oh my sliding feet first down a dark warm happy water slide well that's where we'll go i'm not fighting it i'm not controlling it i'm just taking what get. And then all the ideas and thoughts I had were not subject to the same sort of second guessing that you have. The judgment. Yeah. Judgment. Like right now, if you were to like, you know what, maybe I should start this

kind of business. Another part of you would immediately say, well, here are the pitfalls to going down that avenue. Maybe I should, maybe I shouldn't. When you're on K, every idea you have is a great one. Unrestricted. And you've come up with your personal answer key. You journal it, and then you can review those answers later. But at least at one point, you had full confidence. This is exactly what needed to happen next. And I came out and started feeling much better after the six sessions. I don't know if it's the K. Maybe I would have felt that way anyway. Time passes. Feelings change.

But it was a good experience for me. It was a perspective shift, if nothing else. I had done it casually, like friend thing. Did it and thought it was like another drug that exists in powdered form. Tell me about your setting. That's how I did it. It was just like my buddy and my friends and we're just like chilling and it was a friend of mine

and he was like, oh, I got on it. Were you in a bed? Did you have music? I'm in the basement of my house. Just chilling. And we're chilling and he was like, yeah, I hear this thing. And I'm like, cool, let's put down a line. And we thought it was like another drug and did the size

line that you maybe would do if you were in hollywood and enjoyed this drug he's nailing it josh nailed it so the first time i did it yeah like do it and then it was like that and i like was sitting there and i did it and i was like this and like i could move i could i'm not going to because i don't want to but i could move and my fingers exactly where they are on the couch and the grooves of this couch is so perfect i don't even want to move it a millimeter and my feet in my socks in my shoes are perfect i'm not moving everything is perfect locked in don't know how much time passed but then finally the garage door opened like behind us like to the to my house and um muscles glasses actually and tyler came in and they had hot dogs and french fries and stuff and

as soon as they came in me and my other buddy were both like oh my god i actually how long were we there this is not right yeah i literally need to eat and i i can't believe it if you didn't come i would have never left what was just happening and i didn't touch it and i take your setting mine was i had a similar type thing i didn didn't move an inch, not a millimeter. I laid like this, like a Dracula in a coffin. I had a weighted blanket, a scented candle, and a blindfold and headphones on playing music. And I didn't move at all. Although I had the sensations of moving.

That sounds scary, bro. That sounds scary as fuck to me, honestly. Okay. It's not your cup of tea but it was mine i would probably i would have tried it when i was doing stuff like that but that i already know that's going to be some introspection you got to be ready for wait so i did it i did it and then like the next time i did it was like years later and i did it a very small amount and i heard it's like drunk like sober and it was i was like drunk but like you don't know you're drunk until like you

get into a scenario like you're like i was out so it's like a party drug now too like at this point it's evolved to that and i'm out and it's like you don't realize how fucked you up you are until like you get to a place where the lights are on you're walking down the stairs and as you're going down the stairs that's when you realize you're like motor functions are not exactly where they would be they're kind of like you're drunk, except your head is clear. Your mind is clear. And in fact, you're thinking quite a bit and you remember everything about the night.

You don't forget everything. You don't forget anything. And you remember everything and you remember your interactions and you could talk to people, but your body is drunk. Yeah. But then the next time I had found this, basically the means of consuming it,

which is like now like a really hot way to consume ketamine is case spray. It's like perfectly into like a nasal spray device mixed in. And every pump is like a perfect like 0.10 milligrams or 0 0.11 milligrams and like usually just people just go and um the thing about ketamine which i learned is it's not like cocaine ketamine stacks cocaine does not stack as in like a buff well you know like buffs in like an rpg you take this potion and you get 10 buff take it again does it. Does it stack? You're 20% buff. Take it a third time. Your defense is 30% buffed.

Or does it not stack and you take it and it's a one time 10% every time. So like you do Coke, you are like buff. You are on Coke maximum. You're 100% on Coke. Regardless of dose. And then 10 minutes later, 10 minutes minutes later you are like 20 on coke so you do it again now your max on coke 100 ketamine is like you do it you go and now it's like you are on ketamine you know let's say you're 100 you're 100 on ketamine right now

the next time you pump it in you are 140 on ketamine you do it more you're 180 on ketamine and then you do it it's like you are 500 on ketamine you have disassociated right you have exited your body your soul is separate from your body and in my experience it was like uh i'm at i'm at this place called uh stereo which exists in montreal and stereo um is a blacked out place that opens at 3 p.m it's a fucking haunted house it's insane it's weird the people in there are weird no disrespect to them i'm there um it's just a fucked up weird place and every time you go you're like i'm never coming back this was amazing i'm never coming back and then when you end up back there you're like how the fuck did i come back there it has a very valuable floor as dumb as that sounds, and it has like 180 lights on the ceiling

that are so perfectly calculated down to the millisecond that sometimes they do these strobe effects that looks like you are literally in a 90s CRT TV right in front of you. You don't even have to be high for it to not feel fucking crazy. You could be sober. The lights are insane. The sound system system each speaker is like a hundred and eighty thousand dollar speaker like when you get there it's does not feel like

north america because when people come from all over the world and they google about what there is in montreal stereo is one of the things that come up as a special thing as a nightlife experience there's no alcohol there but it goes from like 3 a.m until like 1 p.m the next day um and they're fucking militant there's no phones you can't take your phone out there's no chewing gum you do anything wrong they'll punch you in the face and throw you out uh and the the biggest fucking druggies go there and also the biggest music fans the biggest djs try their sets out there and it's just a very interesting, fascinating place. And it's a weird place to ever try a drug for the first time or really experience one.

So I was there and I had done ketamine to the point that I was now a 7000 year old baby from an alternate dimension. And I wasn't me. And that was OK, because everyone is a 7000 year old baby from an alternate dimension. And that's what you're walking around on your in your cable. I'm walking and i'm dancing and i'm talking to friends like i'm walking and i'm and i'm doing it and it's been like this is how this is like by the time i get here i've dosed slowly and stacked until i've hit this perfect cocktail at like 3 a.m that started when we first went out drinking at like 10 p.m so we're drinking drinking at the same time, smoke a little bit. You know, we're hanging out, we're doing our thing. And you just experience this.

So this goes on and then you hit that level where it's just like now I'm like, because like what you did is like a recreational amount. Like it's like a passive recreational. It's a good amount. It's nice. Where I got to was like now it's like you have you've reached the maximum level where you are like literally disassociated and once that happens you don't get proper footing for anything you could speak to people and you're not like how

about that but like like i literally like looked at like my buddy who got this for us who is like used to it and it's funny he's just like a bald dude and he like hooked it up but when i looked at him he was the boss baby everyone was disgusting and dirty but the dealer he was boss baby this made sense in my head and i went up to him and at one point i was like yo i i gotta ask you right now i feel like life is a cartoon and i'm in space and now as i'm talking to you about this, it's nothing like a cartoon at all. In fact,

I have 14 seconds of being completely clear headed. This is a really crazy experience. What am I feeling? And he was like, it's the ketamine that will. And I'm like, thank you. That encapsulates perfectly what's going on.

And that's exactly it. And I'm glad to know that we're, we's going on and that's exactly it and I'm glad to know that we're literally on the same page I was so fucked up and what you said that was really hit with me as you said every idea is a good idea and you are 100 right because I woke up the next day and I said I'm going to box again I woke up and I was like I'm going to box again. I woke up and I was like, I am going to box someone again. I was boxing to stay in shape. I was like, but I will fight again. So I put the call out. Do you have an announcement to make?

I put the call out there and I will be boxing again is my announcement. Yes, that is the announcement. And it is literally about like a notch away from being locked in and now that i'm not on ketamine i'm like what the fuck i'm back in boxing i'm like why i beat up a gamer why am i going back i that what i'm trying to send you is a statement from Donald Trump. It says... Oh, I wish he was here. Do you miss him?

Can we go to that next? I wish he was here. A little more K-talk. I'm talking about Taylor, though. Don't you wish he was here to read this right now? Okay, does that link work for you? I don't know why it doesn't for you, but hang on. Incognito?

It doesn't work for you either? For some reason, it's working on my, it doesn't matter. I'll send you the alternate leak and then I'll stop interrupting. Sorry. You know, what's funny about a lot of the people that hate the Jews, a lot of people that hate the Jews are talking shit about Jews or just

don't even hate Jews, but are just being like anti-Semitic unintentionally, whatever. A lot of them also like Trump. Trump loves Jews. So Trump even loves, Trump even loves Israel. His son-in-law's a jew is he i didn't know like a big man yeah yeah sure manousel and everything

and and his um his daughter i think converted i think is it gold but what's the daughter's name ivana ivanka i mix them up ivana right ivana i think i think she's jewish now too well she's she's got a little jew in her yeah i don't know how big but they're never that big um all right let me just read it real quick please do the k-hole thing do the k-hole thing i want to get to my thing but but but it's not fair for me to jump in i didn't mean to interrupt you i thought you're done i think when i i had one more thing so so i did 6k trips during my little session with mind bloom and i i described most of them right where you sort of you go in

with a goal afterwards you journal what happens etc trip number five um i don't know i just wasn't firing on all cylinders that maybe i forgot my goal or i couldn't focus on it or anything and you have to understand there's this music that's playing through the headphones it's on my my laptop which is a mac and uh because of that i have texting right there and nothing's really hitting. I don't have any solutions. I feel like I'm failing at a school assignment or something. So I pull my blindfold up just a little bit and I hop on text and I hit up Jackie. And I just say to, I say, fuck me.

The journal session from that one is straight up lit erotatica like everything she did for me along the way and it it was one of my better experiences in the end she just uh it was everything i hoped it would be so it still worked out even though at first it felt a little off my my night that i was describing my favorite part about that night was it was one of the first nights or the only night that i could think of where i went out for the night and sex was not at all a motivation at any point in the night at all so i went out and every human looked grotesque except for the friends that i came with and camaraderie was the peak thing there was nothing about me that was horny or wanted to fuck any girl or anything at all and i literally like i i want to fuck i want to fuck all of you right now like that's how it normally so that's saying something exactly so i

was out and i was like i was like this i okay i went to the after hours this is interesting and then we're going to talk about Kyle's thing. Okay. I went out to have a cigarette and I don't smoke cigarettes, but I'm a 7,000 year old space baby. I walk out and there's all these people there in the cigarette pit. And it's like stereo has a disgusting cigarette pit. Art directors would never be able to make this. It looks like if I showed it to you, if you were there right now, you'd be like, we are in war torn Ukraine.

That's what you would think. That's what it looks like. And everyone's to you, if you were there right now, you'd be like, we are in war-torn Ukraine. That's what you would think. That's what it looks like. And everyone's speaking different languages because everyone's just from all over the world. And you're there and I'm there. And I was having a fucking phenomenal night. And I walked out super messed up. And I said, I am appalled and fucking disgusted. And a guy there was like, why? And and i'm like because this is the best night

of my life and he was like i don't get you and i was like i'm disgusted and appalled because this is the best night of my life he's like you sound mad i'm like i'm not i'm fucking happy and it's disgusting and i said that in my my friends didn't make sense of it and i kind of had perfect sense in my head when i woke up the next day the thing that i was trying to say was that i can't believe throughout my entire life that this right now this cigarette pit smoking this cigarette i don't like cigarettes this is the best time of my life this was the happiest i've ever been because of a fabricated silly fucking spray that i bought for an amount of money and my stupid fucking body and dna got tricked into thinking this was the best thing ever

however the clear-headedness of k was like this is disgusting and ugly i was dancing tonight i don't like to dance but i mean my friends went out and we're dancing and now we're smoking a cigarette and i don't smoke a cigarette and i am peak fucking happiness to the maximum i'm disgusted that god in the universe did this to me my best night is here right now doing this. That's probably what it feels like to be an angel all the time. And we lost that in exchange for a soul. That's interesting. Think about that one. How did we get deep on painkiller already?

I just got laid on. I have a short story about that if anyone's interested. Statement by Donald J. Trump, 44th president of the United States, October 27, 2022. Congratulations to Elon Musk on his purchase of Twitter. Many, many people are saying that change was needed as the old management was too concerned with the woke agenda. I have been told that my account will be back up and running on Monday. We will see. Happy to be able to engage with an African-American owned business.

Wait, did he say that? Yeah. Oh my God, he is African-American. I didn't think he is. He's from South America. Donald Trump lets us know that he'll be on Twitter Monday morning sharp, and he ends with a banger. I told you.

Is that true? Elon Musk bought Twitter? Yeah. And Trump's going to be back on Monday? He said it on one of his things, and then they basically made him do it, it seems like. He said it, and it affected the stocks, and it affected a bunch of shit, and then basically some kind of trade commission, I guess. I mean, he agreed to buy, and then he tried to renege, and you know how

I hate that. You can't say that word. that i've never i never would have voted for trump uh i never wanted trump to be banned from twitter sure i like like listen i was in texas i was in texas you know me painfully liberal cuck right the chat the comments let me know i i went to texas and i was like you know shooting firearms i support that i think that's awesome i love that when people in texas are like come and take them i'm like they're right go and take them go go so go and take them so people like find come and take them is like this really like intense thing because it's like well what if we all voted and decided you know and like but firearms is one thing that i'm like i'm i really back that but then when i talk about like firearms with my friends like some of my friends

because i do have friends with crazy varying different viewpoints i'll be like oh yeah fire and then i like get in this debate with them because they're like guns shouldn't exist or something well i'm like yeah like i'm red pilled now to them because we should have firearms. Like, that's cool. That's OK. I support that. There's issues with gun control. There's issues with mental health for sure.

Can't be as it is right now. But like I if I were a guy in Texas and I had that shoulder mounted Barrett, you can't come take it. No one's coming to fucking take it. And I get that and and and like it's funny because like I back that and then I talk to my friends and they're like you know they'll say x and y about women's rights let's say or something more we can go deeper and like that's a conversation and then when I'm hanging out in Texas with the guys like someone there like brought up they were like oh do you believe alex jones has to pay 900

million dollars for the sandy hook stuff and i'm like yeah and like a couple of guys were like that's fucking dumb that's cruel and unusual punishment and i was like well if you play cruel and unusual games you win cruel and unusual prizes and they kind of like were a baited breath like i had a punch line to it and i was kind of having this moment where it was like wait we're all here we all like we all like firearms that means you must also like but just because you like firearms does that mean you gotta go down the the checklist here's the playbook and same with same with my other friends who are like you know painfully liberal cucks like myself um Same when I talk with them.

I'm like, just because you feel X, Y, and Z, whatever. Like, do you have to go down and like this and be like, take his guns? Like, and these are just plain general examples. But I find these days people really go down the checklist and they root for their side. They root for their team. And no one's really malleable. And I think of myself as a malleable person. You know, like I'm like, Kanye. Me me too a lot of people are i hope so i hope and i are too like

kyle and taylor are more conservative than me i'm the liberal cuck like you harley until i comments and uh but they're both pro-choice also like they don't just blindly agree with whatever the red team yeah yeah yeah i'm and marijuana and and you know the the we hate the private prison industry and and we're not big fans of uh all the ridiculous wars in the middle east although i'm a big fan of this current one big fan this is a great idea you're about to pull up dude i'm not gonna to... Maybe. Maybe. Maybe. You know, this seems like shitty to go for any reason other than to help and to help alone.

I might be helpful. Could be. Might be inspirational. Definitely inspirational. Maybe you could drop a few bombs. Maybe you could... And they'll see you coming they'll be so distracted

by you that the Ukrainian drones will be just taking them out left and right because they saw the white ghost so my role is decoy I see you'd be a hell of a decoy they wouldn't shoot at first who the hell is that guy

it's Woody's Gamer Tag Run all the motorcycles a decoy. They wouldn't shoot at first. At first. Who the hell is that guy? It's Woody's Gamer Tag Run! All the motorcycle! Nighthawk. That war is fucking wild. I've seen more content out of this war than I think any war I've ever ever. For the first time I think I saw two guys

one guy's in a foxhole and a Ukrainian is coming for him. He runs up to the foxhole and sticks his gun in the hole and like, da-da-da-da-da-da-da, and then falls back a little bit, and they throw grenades at one another, and he eventually kills the guy in the hole. It's from

a perspective, not from some shaky helmet cam or from some scared kid who's hiding halfway in a hole nearby it's like a i don't know what's filming but somebody is from afar the drone drops are crazy and the damage is never quite as big as i think it's gonna be where i see the bomb and it's off target it's off target no actually they were right all along and it drops right at the foxhole but even that's your country never fucks that up ever like oh these are ukrainians though oh yeah i'm sorry i'm sorry

i don't know why the ukrainians they're dropping like we never missed yeah and it's not even off target it just looks like we never missed we never missed that's true that's true i'm just saying like the jewish country joins forces with your team on that computer shit you know israel is actually helping out a little bit i saw that israel was uh was helping with some drone stuff because because right now the uh they're dealing with those iranian uh suicide drones and it seems that the israelis might have some insight on how to deal with those so i'm jewish i'm jewish doesn't mean israel doesn't represent jewish people just want to say that sorry continue. Look, they only went with Israel because Jew land seemed tacky. Okay.

I mean, I'm surprised it's tickets. It literally is Jew land, though. It is for sure. It is named Israel. That's a place for that's how conservative is Jew land. That's not what I'm saying. That's what I meant when I said that. That's where Taylor and I differ is on the support of Israel. Cause I'm,

I'm of the mind that like the more money they have, the more bad people end up dying probably. So like, like I, I love that movie. Um, Munich, uh,

about when black September, uh, went and kidnapped those Israeli athletes at the Munich Olympics, killed them. And then Israeli Mossad was was like who planned it who came up with the ideas who showed up with the fuel who who made that bomb who's what's his cousin's name his cousin made that bomb what's his cousin like to do where's he at right now let's go cut his throat and they just like got them all they got them all it's a good movie

with eric banna stars in it and a bunch of other people. How old is it? 2000 something. It's a short movie. It won't be like Lost in Time. That's the thing. It's a period piece. It's about the 70s. But it's not from 1979 or anything stupid like that. No, it's a 2000s movie about.

Yeah, it's a great movie. It's a good one. Love it. Is it required viewing for you guys? Yeah. Did you watch it in school, I assume? You think I went to Jew school? jew school yeah no you think jew school jew school happens when you're an adult and it happens at night in the shadows it doesn't matter how powerful you are if you talk poorly about my people, you will be removed from the banks. You will be put on a list.

You don't get it. We move silently and secretly disguised as white people. We're your neighbors. We are your fucking HOA, Kyle. We are your homeowners association. That's got to be one. The thing is, when I was talking about the firearm stuff, i think like people in ukraine like they owned firearms did they there were tons of guys in ukraine right now so like you but you but you had like you had firearms like i think like

like the thing is like listen let's just say that let's say the nazis are making a comeback let's say nazis are gathering let's just june 8 is on the rise people are saying that that was a good time lots of people to have a firearm nice i miss him the new york times that was good you could do them also if if taylor wasn't just like a 10 i used to do the voices and then taylor got the job and now i don't do them anymore because he's so goddamn good i was the best guy that's not good enough anymore oh estimates of a number of guns from 2020 was uh two million registered and three to five million unregistered when you're like invading a country and they got five million guns that's like a big deal that's like you're like you're a 19 year old russian kid you're

gonna open this door the guy has a gun he has a gun i'm just saying imagine imagine like jews had guns like in 1939 like would things be different but things played they're probably not but like would they be i don't think so because because it slows shit down it's it was a step at a time right they came there like ah incremental you guys need to all wear something we can pick you apart and hey label your businesses and actually you pay this tax they pay that tax this law applies to you but there was one night there was one specific night where shit literally hit the fan the crystal broke yeah the the night of broken glass and that's the one where it's like guys we gotta go take out your guns

they're coming for our gold teeth take out your guns that would have been we gotta go harley laid it out in a in a really impactful way for me where he was like never again you gave this never again speech where you're like hey you know the thing happened to us in the 1930s and we didn't fight back like we should have we didn't fight back with the intensity or the ferocity that the situation required and now we look back on that and we say never again and jews have become fighters now and they nip that shit in the bud and uh i was like so anyway this ties into what you're saying like get your gun nip that shit in the you know what never again the thing is i i really think like and i'm not trying to make a political statement i think like it's so crazy what's going on in the middle east and stuff

israel is like a fucking wild ass country they and i know a lot of people feel one way about it or another but like they play it up in a particular manner but that's like a country like like those people would give up the land like the like the israeli government would give up the land like the Israeli government would give up that land at the same time that the US would ever revert back to native land, which means that would never happen. Or give Alaska back to Russia. None of that would ever happen. And I just know just how it is. That country is just like a wild ass fucking dangerous country like in terms of like decisions and abilities and like what they can do and like the scenario they're in it's just like

it's like a a wild animal constantly backed up against the wall um so uh yeah like i mean i'm always like i'd like yeah like a firearm i get You know, I mean, the Nazis came back and started rounding us up. I guess I'm shooting someone and getting shot. Now, I guess. You can blend. You can blend. Oh, yeah. You have the special ability. I think I wouldn't.

I think I've seen Schindler's List way too many times to be like, yo, bro, we either do it now or I'm going to have my skull run over by a fucking tank. That's definitely on the required list. I remember in Seinfeld when it sucked. They're like, you haven't seen Schindler's List yet, Jerry? You've got to go see it. No, Jerry, go see it. And for whatever reason, he couldn't sleep or whatever.

Oh, he's making out. He got caught making out with his girlfriend in there and then got told on. It was a whole thing. But yeah, that had to have been required viewing for for a jew i love shino's list i mean that's just because i mean it's made by a really phenomenal director um i guess but you know it's like a crazy story crazy thing uh and the pianist was really crazy also in terms of just like holocaust porn the pianist i'm getting that i'm getting getting canceled for that yeah yeah that uh but like uh just we got some wild chick going on in the middle east and like these days i just i'll tell you one

thing like humans all of us we're just crazy man we're all crazy every single one of us uh like i mean like like when you whenever i said before like i don't talk in groups of people i'm never like the jews this or the blacks that or I do say the Chinese I do have one comfortably I have one I shouldn't even say it forget it but I was gonna say I have one statement that I'm comfortable saying that is somewhat racist but then I

thought that that it would come off racist probably even though it is racist framed it you know I think it might yeah it is not going to be I'll tell you wouldn't you rather have some spooky things to watch for Halloween this season for me? In my experience with Chinese people, it sounds so bad right off the bat. I love Chinese cuisine. I like Chinese culture.

I'm not a fan of the government. I like their food is the ultimate go-to of the racist it just got so much worse but please the food that i'm talking about is not anything that you've ever eaten by the way which you eat a panda express is not chinese food well it is but it's not but i'm not talking about that when i said the food i'm talking about like uh shit that you you just you don't like it you don't want it you do you do you should it's good for you actually it would help you but anyways back to this uh it's not new it's not a plate of shiny ass fucking chicken nuclear beef like on a fucking plate um

but uh i do like i mean like china's interesting china's interesting place all that but what i've noticed about chinese people is um and the reason i said it's going to become off racist because there's a trope there's a common racist trope of asians and i am not making that reference at all that is not what i'm referencing when i say that chinese people eat almost everything all that yeah i hyped it up a lot. Yeah, you hyped that up pretty big. But I still wanted to make it clear because I think there's a trope. I understand the connotation. There's the trope that like, oh, drink cats and rats.

That's really what you're saying. I was thinking bats. This is what I'm saying. You're blaming him for COVID. No. I heard him. I heard him too. What are you going to do now? This is the moment where i'm telling you that my people take credit

it was us the whole we did it through the news breaking headlines jews admit to covid together with chinese it does make sense you guys did handle it particularly well eating eating at a table with chinese people i noticed something so i'm sitting there and a fish comes to the table and they put the fish down and then they hack off the fish head disgusting right in the garbage no goes to the oldest woman at the table the best part and then i proceed to see her eat eyeballs brains and cheek the fish's eyeballs brain and cheek and she loves it and it's lit and that's the best part and i'm just like damn i've seen i've done i've had hot pot they are very poor people i've seen meat fall on the floor and they pick it up and put it in the hot pot i'm down i'm cool with it i'm cool with it but i saw my family my family wouldn't do that and a lot of people

that i know they're not comfortable with that. I did that during the last Hangout and everyone talked about it. I saw a lady who was in China who ran a Chinese restaurant. I guess they all are. And the way their sewer works, you can lift up a grate and the water is flowing through. like lift up a grate and there's this like the water's like flowing through and uh she's down there skimming the oil off the top of the the the sewer water that's because you know it goes down the drains from the restaurant so she's skimming it all up to cook with and this lady's recording her screaming at her in i don't know chinese you know you're horrible you're horrible you're gonna

feed this to people and he's like ah my own business and she just keeps scooping the fucking oil hey not so close after my statement i'm telling you what i saw you make it all sorts of crazy broad race of over a billion proud hard-working people a great man once told me that anytime you're referring to a group of people, you're probably being racist. Yep. What were you saying, Harley? I took nine minutes to basically hype up something that's racist, and then it probably ended up being like a.8 on 10 on the PKA racism scale. How can you tell when a white man's being racist? His mouth is moving.

I like that one. It worked for lots of things Was the lady reusing that oil though? Is that what you were getting at? She was cooking with that oil That was to cook the food in her restaurant for the people Now if you think about it No matter how putrid that oil is

Literally like shit in it It's going to be heated up 350-400 degrees Germs will not survive And maintain that But still that's disgusting. There's got to be chemicals, right? It's China. God knows we're going to lead cadmium, heavy metals,

crazy shits in there. Anthrax. We're not just worried about germs here. We're worried about chemicals and poisons. We're going to have to eat this. I don't even use the water from my tap for my dog. I go to the filter on the sink. What the fuck? Different standards, I guess,

though. I mean, you said somebody was filming it. Was that maybe that was the American, you know? It was a Chinese lady yelling at her. I'm sure that's not accepted common practice. That's fucking awful, though. Oh, okay. I was watching a thing about those

in the Middle East. There's a couple of super projects proposed right now. Have you seen where you go to super projects in the Middle East? One thing about Chinese people in the middle east there's a couple of super projects proposed right now have you seen where you go to super projects in the middle it's one thing about chinese people i wanted to share really quickly and another thing another thing about the chinese i went to a chinese doctor like a just a doctor who's a chinese man and um it's like a special it's like literally like a chinese doctor for chinese people it It's like kind of acupuncture and bullshit like that. Okay. Which worked out very well for me.

So I went to go see him. It was interesting. It was when I was taking in his office on the wall was in Chinese, but and also in English translated. It was a senior discount. 85 plus. And I thought that was very telling of the culture. 85 plus. And it's true i see 80 year old chinese people and they're walking and talking and they're holding bags and they're doing shit

and they're active moving people they are full human beings completely operational at 80 years old however you go to the u.s you get the senior discount at 65 plus 55 60 years 55 depending on where you're at it could be 55 senior discount relax buddy you've done almost done china you're 65 bitch you got 20 years left keep working and another thing when you're when you when you have a bar mitzvah you become a man that's at 13 years old like chinese celebrate 100 days 100. 100 day year old baby. You did it. You're a person. Get a job.

Hit the fields. Let's fucking go. Let's go. Get up. Walk. Do it. Chinese people like the culture is obviously extremely different. And I used to take offense to some of the things.

Like if you hold, I held the door open all through university and no Chinese person said thank you to me and i was always like wow so rude no they're just like bitch i never asked you to i can do that myself yeah that's rude where i come from we open our own fucking door didn't ask you to do it glad you did it sure i'm not thanking you for it in fact i wish you never opened the door for me again and it's true they never expected it or anything like that um and that is my experience of chinese people the ones that i encountered only at school not all chinese people i held a door in new york one time the guy looked at me kind of weird too i'll say that he was like yeah i waved at a stranger in new york city i waved at a guy and he crossed the street and looked at me all the way down the rest of the road. That's weird. You wave at a guy.

Hold on. When I say wave, let me correct it. What the fuck do you want? It's the Southern thing. It's like we made eye contact and I did a little you know, like just a little what's up. You know, yeah, just a little. You look like you could have. You look like a person that I would have been like, I don't know that guy. You have that face. You're like default.

Does that skinhead have a fucking problem? I have Bieber hair at this point, thankfully. I would have understood if I looked like this and he crossed the street. But back then, I had Bieber hair. And I was smoking weed with some random dude that was at Occupy Wall Street. And he was like, why didn't you just wave at that guy? I was like, I don't fucking know, man.

You're like, I'm high. You know? Yeah, I made eye contact with him. He's a person. I'm a person. I threw my hand up a little bit. Like, hey, man, how you doing? He was like, nah, bro. You don't do that in New York City.? Yeah, I made eye contact with him. He's a person. I'm a person. I threw my hand up a little bit. Like, hey, man, how you doing? He was like, nah, bro.

You don't do that in New York City. That dude thought you were trying to mug him. No, but you do that in Seattle. Well, he probably thought you were going to mug him. He thought it was weird you went across the street, though. Maybe he thought I was winking or something, you know? He just straight up took it the wrong way. He straight up crossed all the way across the road,

kept walking and watched me all the way. I was like, okay, my bad. People will say hi to you in Seattle if you say that there, by the way, I noticed. Because I was walking in Seattle and people said hi walk i saw other people walk by other people and they said hi hawaii also people say hi to each other people like new york and philly are these little microcosms of shitty rudeness that yes i mean i bet in detroit if you're like hey man what's up you probably don't get fuck off honky but in philly what you said

what you said is another thing that i learned all people in new york i'm kidding don't do that people in new york what i noticed is one time i was walking in new york and you know when like someone's coming at your sidewalk and so you go right and they go right and then you go left and they go left yeah and they're like uh right so i went right he went right i went left he went left i went right he went right and he stopped he goes just fucking go whoa rude i walked by another time i was at this sandwich place and there's a huge ass line up a sandwich and the guy is like going up he's like what do you want what do you want he goes to me he goes what do you want i'm like uh he goes figure it out and he moves i'm like that's rude it's not rude there's a lot of people there's a lot of shit

going on time let's not fucking goof around with these pleasantries it's not real short and there's a difference and it's it's important this is like it's like this is like it's important to the flow of the city let's not slow this shit down it's a lot like china where if you go to a store and you start counting your change they are going to get mad at you for taking up a lot of time you look like philip defranco there by the way you did i was getting a lot before the buzz yeah that's called the butt cut that's how i actually got in a car accident and my hat came off that i was using to hide this and i ran up their car to see if they were okay looking exactly like that wait tell me the whole story please that sounds great well man the haircut thing was just for a uh yeah it's a double reverse mohawk uh i was just doing a uh i was's a double reverse mohawk uh i was just doing

a uh i was doing a sub goal stream which i've never done before i've been a streamer for a long time it was september and somebody offered privately separately from the sub goal a whole lot of money for me to do a reverse mohawk straight down the middle uh the first stripe was 1500 bucks okay 1500 for the stripe down the middle and then um i was just saying a substitute co-host you don't have to reveal this information it's gonna fuck with your grind no i mean everybody was there it was public you know i'm gonna shorten it down and do a video so um okay 1300 to do it sideways like this i had to keep it like that for two weeks then i got another 700 to write one of the dude's names with a marker right here every day i wrote toast the dude that was uh that

donated the money and i was like you know what that's easy i'll do it dude by the time that i shaved my hair off I was like, you know what? That's easy. I'll do it. Dude, by the time that I shaved my hair off, I was so fucking sick of having that double reverse mohawk. Dude, I felt like I couldn't breathe, man.

My forehead's ashy from wearing a hat all day and shit. Like, oh my God, man. I was humiliated by that hairstyle. But that's why I've got the Edward Norton

in American history. That's why I said first thing to me. Hey, man, good to see you again. You look like a Nazi, bro. Yeah. Yeah, you do. You really do.

But a handsome... Hey, hey really do. The Nazis were handsome, well-dressed men. No one just keeps that. My shirt kind of belies it, though. Harley's on TV. They were. Come on. They were the Jamie Lannisters of the world.

I'm not even talking about the propaganda stuff. You roll some footage of some guys walking down the streets. They were sharp, man. They still make them coats without all the shit on them? No skulls or anything? People are Nazis. A lot of credit for the coats. And I think it's misplaced because I think you should be giving the Germans a lot of

credit for that. If you look at a 1935 German, pre-Nazi as far as I know, the police dressed that way. They looked sharp. It was the same styling. The Nazis just sort of carried on what the Germans were already doing. Isn't it like it's the famous designer. Is it Ralph

Lawrence? I have Hugo Boss in my head, but I don't know. Tommy Hilfiger maybe is there. I think those leather jackets, those coats, like those SS officers coats look fucking sick like that's a good look if it weren't like the most evil thing you could probably wear that in our in our world then it would be pretty fucking sharp like if that's what jesus wore we would

all be so stoked on that look. Everybody would be dressed like that. I want to talk about scary movies because it's Halloween. Or it almost is. And I found something real good to watch on Netflix for a change. Guillermo del Toro, the guy that makes all the spooky shit, Pan's Labyrinth and stuff. He's got an anthology series called Cabinet of Curiosities. I had to write that down.

That's how stoned I am. And it's really good. I've only seen two episodes they're doing this thing it's a it's kind of a hybrid between giving you all the episodes at once and one a week or whatever they're giving you like three or four they gave you four at first and you had to wait a day or two and then you get two or three more and then so on and so on until you get eight episodes i watched the first episode and i think the third or fourth episode, it's about an autopsy. The autopsy episode. I think it's the fourth episode.

The one that says autopsy. Watch that one. It's on Netflix. It's fucking cool. I really like that concept. It was fucked up. I liked it a lot. It's really high production value.

They feel like good episodes of Black Mirror quality. You can go right to the fourth one? It's an anthology thing. Each one is a standalone spooky story about an event that's all its own. The first one is about a guy

who does that auction thing where you buy storage units and he gets one with some Nazi stuff in it. And not just Nazi stuff, but some like a seance table and some satanic stuff is in there. And it's a

famous actor who stars in that one. And in the autopsy one, I didn't know the actors, but the subject matter was really neat. I don't want to spoil it, but I really liked what they did there. What's the name of the series? His Cabinet of Curiosities. Guillermo del Toro's Cabinet of Curiosities.

He does this whole... Who's the guy that wrote the... Alfred Hitchcock. He had this whole Alfred Hitchcock thing because he's morbidly obese, Guillermo. He is? Oh, huge. I didn't know that. A great big fat person.

But he presents each episode with his sort of monotone voice. It's really good. I liked it a lot. I watched two of them last night and I would have stayed up all night watching them, but I kind of wanted to save them like little treats to spread out through the Halloween week. What about Terrifier? Have you ever seen

Terrifier? No. I recommend terrifier terrifier is incredible it's just it's interesting that like the new generation is getting an iconic horror character art the clown who like to this generation is their ghost face from scream or jason michael myers if you will um and the reason why i'll put him on that level now is because terrifier 2 just came out unrated horror movie and hundreds of theaters in the u.s which never happens and it's uh made like six million dollars as what's the recording of this i might have seen this tell me about the terrified terrified he's a black he's a black and white clown with like fucked up teeth. And he carries a garbage bag.

And he smells like shit. And he doesn't say anything. And he's just a sicko. He's great at it. Something Howard Stern character. It's just a really phenomenal movie, Terrifier. I was really blown away. So I've been a Terrifier mark.

And I saw Terrifier 2 recently. And Terr 2 pudding uh it's really good oh did you look up art the clown yeah what he has a friend who's scarier than that guy but he walks around he walks around he's a day walker like like he just goes out like that gator's scarier than that guy too technically gator's not that scary kids gator's got like a little girl oh shit yeah it's the whole thing uh fucking they're reproducing like a dummy yeah they said the movie is vomit inducing i could see how it is for no offense what like because of its graphicness or because of intensity oh super graphic and the intensity is not like a walking down a dark hallway oh is something gonna pop out no the tense scenes are like in your face

like there's one scene where in the first one where he's sitting in a pizza parlor and there's two girls like look at his costume and they're being like dumb bitches and it's like so tense and amazing it's just pure raw uncut horror in that moment there's no weapon or threat you just know

it's not the move I really like to know what you think I think let me ask you this are you watching know it's not the move i watch it i really like to know what you think i think let me ask you this are you watching house of the dragon the the game of thrones pre i avoided it and then i put on uh an episode or the second episode uh the first and second episode and i was like oh shit it's game of thrones they're good they're good yeah i did too i'm like i care i care i'll be back i've seen it all um i won't spoil anything but i'll say um i think there's a lot of female writers they're really making a point to show like how rough it is for a lady during this time and medieval times like we get

a lot of like to be fair we get a lot of dudes having to fight for their fucking honor because like somebody insulted you so now it's to the death you know we get a lot of like how hard it is to be a guy and they're showing some i've just seen so much childbirth and so many bloody baby corpses and and like so much moaning and groaning like like please for the love of god let season two not have a single child birth because i've seen ladies birth your children quietly you're annoying there's the torch women screaming and dying in childbirth and have and are they yelling stop because i'm about to join you yeah one was one was yeah she gets a force she gets a forced c-section and dies it's gruesome it's awful and there's another one where she has a stillbirth because of uh a different character has a stillbirth.

These aren't spoilers because who the fuck knows which one I'm talking about. There's so many pregnant women in this fucking show. I might as well have said a man with a beard died. You're all good, but the dragons are prevalent a lot. There's this really funny meme. Bad Boys 2, I think it is.

Martin Lawrence's daughter's boyfriend shows up. Martin Lawrence's daughter's boyfriend shows up. Martin Lawrence's little guy. This guy's like 6'4". He's like, how old are you? What's your name? He's like, 15. How old are you?

15? Bullshit. You look 30, motherfucker. And Will Smith comes out. Oh, he here to take her out. With the liquor? How old are you, motherfucker? 15.

You look 30. And they're using that meme on one of the characters. They're putting his face on the boyfriend i'm like they're like this character that's supposed to be 16 in the show i was like are you fucking kidding me 34 he first of all he literally looks 30 and he scares the shit out of me there's a 16 year old in this show that is the scariest serial killer motherfucker of all time. He's great. And Matt Smith, the guy who played Doctor Who and he's done a bunch of other shit. Great.

Yeah, he is. He was such a Game of Thrones character. When I saw him, I'm like, this is so Game of Thrones. I got a question about it. House of the Dragon. I've only read Game of Thrones. One of my favorite book series ever. I've never watched it. What takes place in the new dragon thing? Is it the dance

of the dragons that happen between the Targaryens? Yes. Sick. Alright, I might have to watch that one. Okay, so, and they've expanded upon it because if you go back to that book, that whole book is like this thin and like season one is, um, I saw someone open the book and go that's season one. These like

20 pages. So obviously they've expanded upon it but i think they're obviously hitting the high marks i think the dragon stuff is cool i like there wasn't a ton of lore that i remember in the books but it was it always referenced the dance of the dragons whenever the targaryens turned against each other and started eating each other with their dragons and shit and so they basically lost control of the dragons they were fighting each other so hard yeah um there may or may not be a little bit of that uh it's worth watching there is that i gotta finish that i want to finish that there's that thing in the

back of your head though that's like none of this matters because of what happened but of course none of it matters it's all made up but still there's parts in this where they're talking about the long night you know they're alluding toward the night king the game of thrones and it's like dude an eight-year-old girl handles it don't worry about it yeah yeah like dude they're gonna they're they got a tomboy out of the north that's gonna train for three years and whip that guy's ass like like like he's not even gonna make it to the second screen of mortal combat she's fatality it's fatality right off the bat. It was such a shitty fight. I don't want to talk about that. I can't do that anymore.

It really hurt me. That was part of my culture. That was part of me. I had embraced that product, that stupid story that old man wrote. We all did. Yeah. So fully.

It's an amazing story. I was wondering if it was either going to be that or a night of the seven kingdoms. Cause he has another book that takes place about a hundred years before game of Thrones. And it has like Baratheon, the laughing storm, his grandfather's in it.

And it was a really good book. Someone gifted me one of those big, thick lore book books and I still have it, but I've never went through it with any, uh, like serious interest. So I don't know a lot of the lore. Uh,

I didn't realize that this was based a lot of the lore uh i didn't realize that this was based on dance of the dragons and what that implied until like last episode and last episode was the season finale so there's 10 episodes they're all good uh they're not all good but there's at least three really good episodes uh damon targaryen played by matt smith is awesome uh viscerys targaryen played by i don't know what that guy's name is really fucking good i think i cried in one of his scenes it's tremendous and that little girl is great you guys watch bleach don't know what that is i've never watched much anime okay it's cool no i'm hoping to get started on it soon believe it or not i'm not anti-anime which is what

everybody assumes when i say i don't watch anime i don't intentionally what i like about what i like about bleach is the first series of bleach um they now if they're doing thousand year blood war but the first series like um the first arc and second arc of bleach are just especially the second arc is one of like the best arcs of anime of all time in my opinion that's incredible it is it's really really my opinion. That's a bold statement. It is. It's really, really good, though. It's not a safe statement because a lot of people weren't happy with everywhere Bleach went.

But the second arc of it is just they do a lot of the tropes, the Shonen Jump tropes, where it's like, but there's a new enemy. Oh, you're a max power. This enemy is 10 times stronger. There's a secret level to your power that you could unlock. It takes a thousand years you're gonna do it in 10 days what three and like it's just the guy's character design the guy who made all the characters and are some of the coolest anime characters ever and they come off tropey but they're just like the ultimate versions of it it's just a great show and anyways people that watch it and listening are like yep and people that haven't

watched it probably won't get around to it but uh yeah there's just it's just funny because i'm watching bleach waiting for the new episode of bleach to come out which hasn't been out in years so waiting for the new episode of bleach to come out and i'm playing call of duty modern warfare 2 the year is not 2009 the year is 2022 and i'm playing modern warfare 2 waiting for the new bleach wait i saw you tweet that yeah yes my man yeah it comes out tomorrow it comes out tomorrow huh the new the new card for us it's tomorrow it's 28th i think man i said earlier midnight is that eastern i i played this oh at midnight well yeah that's today's midnight eastern i love call of duty single players always love them they're so good

i really do enjoy them this one and like the last modern warfare there has been a bunch where i didn't like but the last modern warfare was one of my favorite call of duties ever it was so fucking sick the night vision house level where they go to the house that level was amazing that's why i bought the game oh my god and it looked so real and they're going up the stairs it was incredible i watched the video of the playthrough earlier like a couple days ago i watched it all the time i watched all the time like in 4k and there's like also like a million ways to go through the level it's a phenomenal i like that that game like i really like it i uh i'm not gonna buy this one uh and i'll tell you why. Because I don't like multiplayer. I played the beta, and then I was like,

I don't care about this multiplayer. It's just die over and over. And like a weird, like, almost, like, they added, like, a vehicle to it, and it seemed really fucking silly. But, yeah. I didn't love it. I mean, it was good.

There wasn't anything wrong with it. It's just not. I don't like multiplayer COD anymore. playing i don't see playing full price for for the campaign that kind of the campaign i've already played before because the campaign is fast and i think modern warfare is a superior campaign yeah okay there was a there's like a level in this one that's like an uncharted type level you're jumping on the backs of trucks and i could see what they were going for but it plays out like really silly fucking goofy arcadey it's not like cool next level cinematic like the call of duty thing it's not that i feel like house level for when i call duty character

jumps onto a truck he barely makes it you know he like they're not super athletes they're just dudes and not only that you're running you're running and jumping in the first person view. So it's not like thrilling, really. It's kind of like platformy, weird. And I just the best parts in the game like that would even be close to on par with that one level in modern warfare where you're clearing the house. The best part of the games, the game is actually super short. And then the silly stuff is really long and it's not a long campaign i'm gonna play i'm gonna play the uh they've got like a tarkov mode doesn't matter

what it's called but but you know a mode where like you take gear in you lose it's my take so that sort of dmz i heard about dmz and then they've got um the uh the battle royale mode which i keep war zone uh two or whatever um so both of those are free to play though you just download those and fucking play them there it'll be later on like like he just wrote i think he just put the date in maybe the 16th dmz is gonna be free i think they're both free that was my understanding uh but i'm not gonna pay for dmz because i've got tarkov and tarkov right you got the original tarkov you don't need wish.com tarkov i mean if everybody starts playing it i'll jump on a bandwagon. This one also had like a level.

It was like, you like break glass and like, then you get pick up the glass and you got to find tape and you use the tape to like glue the glass together and people are looking for you and you're finding pieces and crafting stuff. And it's like kind of like a little diehard vibe. I saw some get a fan blade and like open a door with it or something. It's not as good though,

as you'd want like what i liked about modern warfare was how fucking like that time it was that going through the house and shooting was like perfect and when i saw the trailers for this one they were like pulling up on the u-boat and they're going on the oil rig and they're fucking the black wet suits and it's raining and they got the mp5 sign like i love that whole time that era that aesthetic that scenario i love that everything that's anything that's that aesthetic that scenario i love that everything that's anything that's remotely close to socom us navy seals one or two is like i love that shit and that's what it was but then when the game came out there's like these bigger set pieces

than that and they don't really lean into like the actual modern warfare 2 where remember it was like burger town and you're defending burger town it was like a fucking if you're gonna do that fine make it like a crazy next level super fucking battle in the middle of the street it's never really quite there and it's never really quite the house and they tried a couple few things here and um yeah and i also i got gotham knights and maybe you guys don't give a shit but i don't recommend that game to anyone don't console especially no what's the gameplay it's like bat Arkham Asylum. You could choose between the four of the bat family. I just,

I fucking hate, but I liked Arkham. I hate when they, I hate when they have the, the, the, the, the formula and then they fuck it up.

I hate that. I hate like you had the Batman game three times deep. You know how to make it. Why did you just make this one like that? Why'd you have to do this silly shit? Well, they got to get experimental. Well you know how to make it why did you just make this one like that why did you have to do this silly shit well they gotta get experimental well they wanted to make it like it looks like they wanted to make it like that avengers game that came out and the division where it was one of those games as a service which is like to me has been the worst era of video gaming ever we've ruined multiplayer and single-player games in my opinion at the same

time with that bullshit i don't like that style of game where you're like games as a service like destiny where you play it and i like love destiny was great destiny too i'm like i'm done with this shit division and division two i'm kind of done with it i don't like where you like you roll through this raid and you play this level like 10 times hoping you get the gun that you want and when you shoot a guy in the head with your gun if it's not the right level it's not going to kill him in the head i like when a bullet i love that someone oh that sounds like vermintide or dark tide that's different though but you're not like holding like an mp5 and a human you're like a fucking orc or whatever like you're like a you have a sword it's like that's different the vibe is okay okay once i'm holding a gun and i'm a human being and i look like a human being and that's a human being and i

he has a baseball cap on and i shoot him in the head and it says like minus five damage i'm like fuck you yeah okay fuck you no it's not how it should be do you know about scorn have you seen scorn yes and i tried it and i was kind of i definitely overhyped it in my head because i was very hyped for that game for three years and i didn't expect a sexy slow-paced puzzle game yeah i had something different in my mind and that's on me but it is a beautiful game it looks like concept art the entire time we're at the same mind a hundred thousand percent i thought i was getting into a nasty version of dead space and it turned out i was getting into the grossest nastiest um hrg turned loose puzzle game yeah it is first and foremost a puzzle game right and and it is as much a puzzle game as it is a horror game and it has a very very weird art style if you're

familiar with hr giger he designed the the alien from the aliens movie they tempered him down and they ended up with the xenomorph the xenomorph he drew had like sexy dicks yeah like it was wild like like like it was very sexy and like evil and like a succubus alien monster this this this game is full of the weirdest nastiest visuals i've ever seen it's just all sorts of bizarre shit i still can't tell you exactly what the game's about and i've played hours of it um you're essentially in some parallel dimension in a biomechanical fortress underground slash maybe ship where we create humans out of eggs to like but but the life has is like meaningless it's more of like a human

producing farm and i don't know what we're doing with the bodies like they seem so useless like like it's it's like it's it's like their bodies are thrown aside like wood chips everywhere and i don't know what they're doing with the bodies and everything is shaped like a cock or a pussy and it's weird and when you get into combat the gun is this gross thing you have to like like put your coolest part though i love that gun it was really cool the gun is this gross thing. You have to put your disgusting things. The coolest part, though, I love that gun. It was really cool. The guns were what I saw in the teasers years ago. And they're not the best part of the game.

Oh, not only that, it's not a shooter. You're nuts. I watched somebody's video, and they were like, having a hard time, dying a lot. I fired the gun twice in my playthrough. I died twice in my playthrough you're doing it wrong and i was like oh that's right it's a puzzle game not a shooter when you see an enemy you should think he doesn't want to fuck with me this is like a bobcat walking across the street

sure i can go pick a fight but i could just take one step back and he's going to keep walking across the street because he has no interest in us as the player because he's a fucking weird parallel dimension wookiee monster that wants to go in that wet wall over there and wiggle it's a fucking gross but if you shoot him he might attack you he will absolutely attack you and probably kill you because your gun is weird everything sounds like it's a bait it should trick you into using the gun when that's not even the point huh yeah yeah it's it's a weird it's better to watch videos of that than to play it although it is free on game pass okay but wait real quick though because i know we're near the end kyle what do you guys ever play pokemon that's taylor

go i've played taylor josh you played pokemon though right first three generations so what was the first pokemon you ever chose in your entire life? Totodile. I got gold version first. And what was his name? I just named him Totodile because I wanted to know what his evolutions were named. What was the Pokemon character? What was the species?

He was a Totodile. He was a little blue alligator. Okay, I don't know Pokemon at all. Harley, stop trolling Woody. It's important. It's because, I want you to know, when I was on ketamine, and I left that after hours, and I was walking,

here's what happened. This is what happened. This is what happened. It's crazy. This is what happened. Stop interrupting me. You want to talk? You talk. interrupting me. You want to talk? You talk. Go.

Listen, I was on tenement. Hear me out. And then we'll get the fuck out of here. My bad. I have to share this stupid thought that happened in my brain, but I was on the drug, and I was on the drug and I was walking outside and I saw an owl. It was a sculpture,

wooden owl and really high. All good. All ideas are good ideas in your brain. We on this drug. I'm walking. I saw this owl and I was like, and there's such a stupid thought. I don't know why I had to share this,

but I never shared it out loud. I want to share it on the podcast. I saw the owl and I was like, and I's such a stupid thought. I don't know why I had to share this, but I never shared it out loud. I want to share it on the podcast. I saw the owl and I was like, and I don't play much Pokemon, as you could see. When I saw the owl, I was like, I bet if owls didn't exist in real life and an owl was in Pokemon and they showed it and they were like a new Pokemon appears. And they were like, a new Pokemon appears. And then the owl's head turned 180. And then it said its name was Owl. That's exactly what Nintendo would have named an owl if it was a Pokemon instead of actually being in real life. Do you guys understand what I'm saying?

I know it sounds long. what i'm saying i know it sounds long are if owls didn't exist in real life but they they existed in pokemon they would still be called owls they would still be called owls that is like the perfect name just as much as pikachu and you show us a picture of an owl's that when you look at an owl you just think ow a hundred pull up pull it up and i actually i have a 15 minute owl video i want us to there is an there's an actual pokemon called a hoot hoot so i was thinking maybe that was you know that's what humans would have called it if we were i'm a big ornithology buff i can go on for hours what's your favorite kind of owl i gotta say hoot hoot now if i had to pick one this is is a beautiful owl, by the way.

It really was, man. The American barn owl. The noble American barn owl. He's looking out for us. You ever take a barn owl? You ever dissect one of those pellets that they vomit up in class? Yeah, all the time. No, I really didn't.

We did in class. Noble American barn owl. They eat all these little mice and shrews and critters, and then they vomit up the fur and the bones and the pellets. And then we dissected them in class and reassembled the little mice. It was really fun. Well, owls are crazy. Woody, what do you think?

I'm a big fan of the Hoot Hoot also. Owls are overrated. I think people act like owls are the coolest shit in the world. I mean, I guess they're silent and stealthy, but they're better. I thought they said who? They do say who? You guys want me to wrap this one up?

Is it who or is it Hoot? It's Hoot, isn't it? Hoot is a party owl. That's a party owl. Who's a better owl? There's that potato chip owl and then there's the lollipop owl. Definitely lollipop, man.

One, two, three. I'm thinking lollipop also. Thanks for coming on the show, guys. Filling in for poor Sick Taylor. You motherfuckers owe me by the way absolutely oh yeah i have a i have a podcast now i want each one of your asses on it individually but i'm only i'm at like episode five and i'm kind of doing out a bit i'm i got like a couple buddies of mine that don't have the best media training they're just close friends of mine and i've been doing that well close friends of mine until we see

each other, but I would love to have you guys on there at some point. Josh as well. I'd be honored, man. I'm about to fucking roll up on Chiz. Zach, you too. I'm about to roll up on fucking Chiz for that Rolodex. I'd be like, I know I passed you numbers, and I lost

them. I want them back. I want them back. Do but uh yeah and uh you guys let me know if you're going to ukraine because i'm coming do you really want to come just no i don't want to but i want to see you guys there would you go if this is how you guys are we're all going to get together then i guess it's got to be in a war i feel like a giant american jew would be such a bargaining chip for me if i got caught i'd'd be like, Charlie, don't worry. I learned a little Russian on the way over here. I'd be like, look, guys, I'm American USA.

That giant Jew over there, I'm his prisoner. I'm with you guys. Have you ever heard of FPS Russia? That's me. I'm your guy. You'd be in a gulag. I think they'd be very kind to me as long as they didn't catch any of this. Yeah.

As long as they're not listening to PKA yet. Yeah. And they are. Well, I had a great time, man. I appreciate you as well. Thank you for coming on.

Always a good time. I appreciate it. Plays everywhere and check out his podcast. Josh, what should they look out for from you? I'm starting to work on a series after talking with Wendigo and I'm looking into more things where the FBI has blatantly corrupted things. The Terrence Yankee murder after the Oklahoma City bombing is probably going to be my next video

because he was definitely anti-alived by the CIA. Other than that, I'm live on Twitch. I'll probably end up dead in a ditch just like this guy did, but, I mean, fuck it. Me and Wendigo will be tied up together somewhere. I try to avoid the federal government these days, good luck to you sir yeah i'm poking the line that's what's coming and other than that runescape on twitch come hang out buy our cum products buy our food come like a man pka 619