Painkiller Already - PKA 622 W/ Tavarish: Hutch Vs BlameTruth, Woody Give Jackie A Dose, Twitter Is Growing?

Episode Date: November 19, 2022

pka 622 with our guest freddie hernandez taylor this episode of pka brought to you by blue chew and lock and load two of the finest dick pills in america in the world i'll say and we'll learn more about them later freddie thank you so much for for joining us this evening from your your fancy looking office or wherever you are yeah uh thank you for uh having me on again. Yeah, I just got a new house. So there's probably a really nasty echo. I'm in my guest house, which is sort of my office. And it's just it's super empty. I mean, like you got a guest house and that's your guest house.

Yes. So this place looks dope. Yeah, it's not. It's not bad. I'm about to release a video on me getting this house, and it's a project house. So it needs a billion things. But I like it. It's in a cool area, and it's on a lake, which I always enjoy.

It doesn't look like a picture upper, dude. I mean, we're looking at a corner here. I mean, to be fair, I like the bricks and I like that light there, but that's all I can see, Woody. That's all the wood on the walls. Lifestyles of the rich and famous. Oh, God. The wood wall.

The wood wall. That fixture hanging from the ceiling, that's not like some construction-grade brass thingy. You know what? That looks like something you'd see over a table at P.F. Chang's. Very high class. Very fancy.

I was actually going to do some interior decorating, and I want it to look like an Applebee's. You know, just shit everywhere. That's what I want my house to look like. It's always time for anitizers at your house. I choose to believe that that could be in P. like. It's always time for any-tizers. I choose to believe that that could be in P.F. Chang's. It's like the height of Missouri compliments and decor. Oh, yeah.

P.F. Chang's not that big here. I grew up in New Jersey. When I was a kid, fine dining for me was Red Lobster. Red Lobster is fine dining. Oh, okay. I'm also from New Jersey. Wonderful. I remember thinking, like, put your church shirt on,

like that level of thinking for, like, a Red Lobster. Because in my head, anywhere you went where there were, like, living creatures available to select, that was, like, creme de la creme. Like, in my head, no one even told me this this was an assumption i made as a child i'm like oh my god like lobsters here like fresh like this must be for rich people and like the cheddar biscuits didn't clue me in as a nine-year-old that i was not in a rich person establishment yeah but yeah that place is not great they fall off why is lot bread lobster not a rich? It was the cheddar bread you said?

Yeah, the biscuits on the table let me know that. And the fact that it wasn't fine dining. The biscuits. How dare you besmirch the name of Cheddar Bay Biscuits, okay? Thank you. Also, the enormous Red Lobster on the side of the building. Dude, I gained a noticeable amount of weight once when i was like 23 24 because i found boxes at the store of red lobster cheddar biscuits and like when you buy the box from the store no one

can tell you how many is a serving size and so i was making like big boys do what they want i was like i was like experimenting like walter white style no, that's too big of a biscuit. You're not getting the right quality. That's too small. It's too crispy. And I ate boxes worth of it over the course of about like 10 days until I was like sick. Like I, I do that with food sometimes. The 98% pure Cheddar Bay biscuit.

Was that? Yeah. Yeah. The guy at Red Lobster is like, you're not a pro professional. And I'm like, well, then why are my Cheddar Bay biscuits cheesier than yours? And they're like, he doesn't even speak Spanish like everyone else in the kitchen. How's he going to survive? I'm rewatching Breaking Bad right now. That's the only reason I can remember those scenes.

So one fun fact, I just bought a car that was in a metal recycler's yard. It's a Dodge Viper in Albuquerque. And that metal recycler's yard was used in season two and five of Breaking Bad. So you know that magnet scene? Yeah. Oh, yeah. I know it. That was there.

And I talked to the owner. And apparently he's friends with Vince Gilligan. And it's really, really cool. That's really sick. Gilligan and it's like it's really really cool that's that's really sick that like Woody you will rip sometimes on the the the Breaking Bad where like you're watching a whole scene out of a tailpipe that's that's true it's pretty it's pretty over the top sometimes but honestly this rewatch I haven't been noticing that that much but what I do notice is like Chrysler must have shoveled money into Vinceince gilligan's mouth

because there's a there is the most jarring scene i watched it while i was working out earlier today the most jarring scene in that show is not any murder any torture it is walt and his son spending four minutes of screen time in the driveway with fucking Skrillex playing with two very average cars with like, whoa, a V6 Challenger in the 100C. This is a man who

a few months ago was barely getting by, and now there's $100,000 worth of cars in the driveway. Like brand new ones. I thought it was cool I love watch the scene because it's going It's panning back and forth and it shakes on the engine as though engine as though it's like, whoa, how's Walt Jr. going to handle this?

There's another scene where Walt throws a temper tantrum and destroys a car in a parking lot by just doing donuts or something. Do you know this scene? I think that's in the same episode. Yeah, his wife is making him return their son's beloved new car, so he

takes it and does some donuts before he returns it. I think he destroys the car. He crashes it on accident and then just burns it. Which would be a cool amount of money to have. Do you ever imagine yourself just getting so sick of a car, Freddy, you just burn it?

Oh, I've done that. I've not burned it, but we have taken it to the scrapyard and told the guy to make it dramatic. So he picks it up with this giant crane and then snaps its back and it just looks

pretty gnarly. But yeah, I've done that to projects and cars I have a lot of money into and I'm like, I just can't. Taylor, obviously he's done that. We've had a glimpse into his guest house already. The blue should give that away. This man can afford electricity

and bricks. Electricity, bricks, a roof. All the features, all the hits, all the classics of the house. He has hardwood walls and high-end fixtures. Hardwood walls? I think. Is that what they're called?

Welcome to Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous. hardwood walls yeah the reconstruction wasn't going too bad until i got hoodwinked into those hardwood walls he was convincing he was clever worthy of pf chang yeah they have hardwood floors but do you have you ever crushed one of your cars into uh one of those cubes or have you ever been there in person seeing a car crushed into a cube i'd love to see that someday yeah so um not my personal car but uh when we went to this recyclers yard um this dude like the owner he took us into like the top of his like incinerator right the the car crusher um this thing can crush a car in like eight seconds they had a giant pile of metal that was that used to be a 747 so i started like filling my pockets up with good stuff because i'm like i don't know it's kind of cool yeah um but they had like four cars that they put on this conveyor belt there's this one dude that's uh

that is controlling the conveyor belt uh the the actual like uh crusher part that goes up and down and it's like a roller thing it's basically like a rolling pin that just crushes all the metal and then all of that gets separated into uh their various components magnets and all that stuff um but it's it's absolutely insane it's the most violent thing i've ever seen and what's cool is that uh they said sometimes they forget to take the gas out of these cars and then when it explodes everything explodes and it it literally is like a bomb going on that's neat um so the guy that is uh controlling everything he's behind like three inches of bulletproof glass because at any point one of these things could fucking explode.

Yeah, I would be as well. But I mean, job satisfaction. Think about that. Like just seeing cars be crushed all day, getting better at it. Or if you even can get better at it. So it's like car crusher, then like porn star, and then like podcast host, and then everything else, you know? Yeah.

Or, you know, have you ever seen those machines that you can throw like a whole washing machine into and it just has teeth that come in like that? Yeah. I would put that guy a little below the crusher. Yes. And well above podcast host. Well above podcast hosts. Well above podcast hosts.

Hydraulic press guy. You could just be an Eastern European and just be like, hey, hello everyone. Today we are doing the hydraulic press. It's like, this has 5 million views. If you access to a hydraulic press, you can make yourself a YouTube channel.

That's the problem. The slow-mo guys didn't own those cameras at first. They were just borrowing cameras. Yeah, I mean, but like a hydraulic press, you'd run out of things to, you know, crush. And then after a while, you'd have to really, you know, lean into the personality. Because that's what I get from my hydraulic press channels. You know, they're commentary. I think you're 100%% right I used to have a series where I microwave things didn't take long for me to be an expert in microwave reactions like oh this is soup it's gonna get too hot take it out you know like all spray cans whether it be like expanding foam or spray paint or whatever,

do roughly the same thing. They catch on fire and flame spurt. You've got your like plasma variety of things and then you figure it out pretty quickly. Then your surprise is faked. Yeah, of course. I mean, how many people are asking in the comments like, you know, after a million subscribers, do you put a baby in? Like you need to up the ante, you know? They all want to meet a microwave, of course. I mean, how many people are asking in the comments, like, you know, after a million subscribers, do you put a baby in? Like, you need to up the ante, you know? They all want to meet a microwave, a microwave. I didn't know how to do that.

Do they? You just need a big microwave and a small one. A daddy and a baby microwave, I guess. I don't think it would blow up or do anything interesting. You just have a hot microwave. Well, inside the baby microwave, there's a propane canister so we'll be good a little inception or maybe an oxygen canister what happens if you fucking microwave one of those compressed o2 canisters it's at like 4500 psi i bet it's enough to get the attention of your homeowners association i didn't sign that paperwork at that point. But I had at the time. Oh, yeah.

Oh, shit. Getting something from a homeowners association before you've agreed to it, it's kind of like, yeah, I don't know about this whole jazz you're trying. I remember that. No, thanks. Yeah.

No, I love the Microwave Channel. The most ridiculous thing was that your videos kept getting pulled down and demonetized for danger. And then meanwhile, you and I are doing this show every week together. And I'm like, oh, man, your microwave video got taken down because it was too dangerous? You're like, yeah. Shucks. I blew up a car out of a helicopter.

We almost lost control halfway through the video. Made 80 grand. What happened? roll halfway through the video made 80 grand yeah what happened what happened was everybody hated me like that was the problem the actual problem was people reporting the video to youtube because it's ridiculous hated me yeah yeah that was well it was that and like the problem is the knuckleheads who like view the the thing have no, I don't know. They just don't care. I guess you would think that they would,

it would be all about content creators and like, Hey, everybody, everybody seems to have some, there seems to be some guff about your microwave and things. What's that all about? Mr. Woody, that should have happened.

Right. Yes. And you'd have been like, Oh, you don't even know. My fans are kind of silly. They say it's dangerous when I microwave grapes. Meanwhile, my buddy over here, Kyle, he's in a helicopter this week.

See? You know what? You're right. You're 40. You were 37 or something at the time. A very much grown-ass man. It was silly when those got taken down. About your age now. Time flies. When you're having fun. Did the channel get taken down?

No, just the videos. The videos just kept getting demonetized. They don't get spread. No one sees them. If they're not monetized, what's the point? Because you're springing for a microwave every time. 50 bucks, our spray paint, and then the trip. Alright, now we've got $250 in our time

in this video. Hopefully it makes that back. Then everybody has fun. I'm not looking to get rich microwaving shit. Just wanted to show you something cool. But in the meanwhile, it's like God, y'all are costing me money to microwave. Just feeding money to Samsung. I'm not buying anything bulk. I was. I would fill the whole pickup truck

filled with microwaves. I'd be set for like a couple of weeks and... How much of your time was spent getting microwaves and setting this up and making videos and editing them and then putting out videos to get demonetized. It was my full-time job.

Not just the microwave part. That wasn't his full-time job. The gaming was the main... Yes, yes. Making successful videos. And it was like, man, it's nice to get in the sunshine and microwave something instead of grinding out another game of domination and talking to somebody about puberty.

It was just like someone who worked at Maytag flagged you over and over and over. Just like, I got this guy on the hook. Another $80. You stopped buying Samsung or FaceMyRat? I want you, Mr. Gamertag.

That's actually a really good idea. So have you guys had any other ideas for YouTube channels or YouTube series that are sort of zany off the wall but just like kitschy and stupid

enough that they would catch on? So this microwave thing, obviously, it can't catch on, but it's a little bit weird. Any of you have some weird idea?'t catch on but it's it's a little bit weird um any any of you have like some some weird idea i think that sometimes it's it's as much about who's doing the the video as as what the video is about because taylor mentioned hydraulic press channels are a little more interesting when you got some weird guy with an odd accent talking about it and he's got and he's fun to be around so so that's a big part of it there was this guy that was in our fan discord who was kind of down

on his luck and he was his situation was that i think his mom had divorced the dad and so now mom and now dad and son are in like a a really small apartment staying and he's gaming still but in his own little corner of this little apartment it's kind of of sad. And his dad's asleep. He's got to be up to work in the morning. And so this guy's hungry, and he's cooking some food on the balcony. And it's like a George Foreman propped up on a cooler. And it's really jerry-rigged. And there's extension cords, and he's got spices. And he's live streaming while he's cooking.

And I was like, this is pathetic meal time this is this every every week you show up and you cook a new pathetic meal and i'll help you come up with it's ramen every week yeah you're gonna i wanted to make you know you could make ramen at a george ford grill i wanted to make corn dogs but he didn't like the idea of being called a baloney sandwich of nothing. It hurt his feelings to be pathetic mealtime because it was an accurate window into his life at the time.

Yeah. It's like he wasn't doing a bit. He wasn't like, hey, everybody, watch me cook this for a lark. He was like, this is what I'm cooking. I mean, he did also do that to stream it. He turned the live stream on. So I had this really, really stupid idea, and it was called, I was going to call it just off screen.

So I would take these famous movie moments or scenes, and then I would say, here's what happened 500 feet away and then it would just be a camera going down an alley and then you'd faintly hear what's going on in the background so let's say you know the avengers uh during the first avengers in new york but then you just have a camera into like some alleyway in new york you can faintly hear something and then it's that for you for whatever length of the movie is. And then that's it. Just being close to where the movie was filmed?

Just close enough that you can't really make out anything. This is the fucking restaurant from Taxi Driver, and it's just three hours of that. It's just a giant waste of time. Remember all those classic scenes? We won't be going there.

We'll be staying right here. Remember that part? That's not in this. He's talking to the mirror, that really intense scene. I don't know where that is, but that scene where he's walking slowly past the delicatessen. Here we are.

I'd say you storm that beach and i'll be right behind you if i see success yeah yeah that's i'm definitely gonna put a lot of time and effort into that uh sure absolutely i can't think of many like chintzy like hokey kind of chain like really the hydraulic press jumps out to me as like the biggest one can you guys think of other stuff where it's like just or there's like those uh those like videos you get suggested by like dude perfect and it's just like a bunch of people pretending to be really excited about shooting basketballs off of like bridges and things and i guess that's kind of the same thing over and over guys try guys same thing what do they what is their content like the try guys they just what taylor just described they they try stuff and uh and they're one less now because sometimes

they use people i think yeah i think they try that out they abuse people and then what they were trying out i can't remember the staff yeah one of them was cheating on his wife and got fired yeah i heard that part i didn't know anything about those guys. That's what I meant. How do you get fired from a YouTube channel for cheating on your wife? That was so bizarre. We're not firing Woody. Jackie's on the outs, though. Yeah.

No matter what happens over there, I'm on Woody's side. Because he's my friend. And nobody was on his side about it, either. And I'm outside looking in, right? so i don't know like maybe this guy like maybe it was all i don't know but but it seemed weird to me that a youtube channel could like go under i did read something like because i wasn't familiar with them but apparently like their their brand or his brand personally was like huge like mr family man like this that and the other and that was part of what made him their brand, or his brand, personally, was huge, like Mr. Family Man, this, that, and the other,

and that was part of what made him endearing, I guess, to the audience. See, that's weird to me, too, because I don't understand what happens on... All right, so the big family audience finds out, or in reality, 25% of them find out. We upload another video tomorrow and pretend like it didn't happen.

What happens? That's what they should have done. I don't understand how they should have done. I don't understand. It would have blown over by now, I bet. We should have just done the ride or die thing. We're expanding the family Mormon style. Yeah, whatever it takes. That one didn't make any sense.

A couple extra wives. I think it's just the amount of public knowledge about this because he was going out in public. I don't think if anybody has any issues with their spouse or whatever, that's up to them. Who cares? I like all of those medieval channels where they do medieval weaponry,

and the guys who are doing those channels seem so into it that you're like, dude, you were wearing that chain mail long before you turned the camera on, weren't you? That's your jerking. You made that. Yes. But there's a guy that attire just so interested in and what would be the superior like weapon to have on a medieval battlefield is you all think it's this big sword no no no it's the spear it's a gun. That's a great channel for, like, ancient history.

It's like, we are comparing every ancient weapon to the gun. And every single lineup. It's like, I do. You remember that show, Deadliest Warrior, in, like, 2004? Where it'd be like, the samurai, the Celtic warrior, whatever, who wins? And it was like this bullshit where, like, some fake scientist would be like the samurai, the Celtic warrior, whatever, who wins? And it was like this bullshit where like some fake scientist would be like, data scientist here.

It turns out the Celts were putting 10 points out of 15 in their stamina because they can drink a lot, I guess. And that's like the level of sophistication. And then they would do a dramatization at the end where it was like five people dressed up in a Halloween store quality like Roman gladiator outfit. And they'd be going up against people in an equal quality of like a Chinese ninja warrior. And it would say like, oh, final score, four dead for Chinese, five dead for the Celts. So the Chinese win. Do that.

So it's basically Goku versus Superman. It's Goku versus Superman, but I add an interesting layer, because it's not obviously if you go five Navy SEALs versus five Roman gladiators, the Navy SEALs are going to win. It's going to be, what is the amount of gladiators

needed to eliminate five SEALs in a Colosseum atmosphere? I a one navy seal two aa12s a hundred centurions and a sit and spin and just watch him like i bet it would take more than a hundred dudes because you have to factor in that like in this scenario the romans are going to have like... There's going to be like a solid minute where the Romans are so afraid

because they think it's like a thing from the Lord. So you have to equate that in because they won't know how to anticipate it. So I bet it would take 150. How do you pick off individuals? It's not going to matter. They're going to come kill you. Is there elevation at play? They're fast. They're running at you.

You're giving them a lot of bravery. They're dropping off like flies with ranged weapons. It's what they came there to do. You know, I've come to do things before and said, you know, this seems like a bad idea. I bet you show up with some Romans fucking, I don't think they're running away from the guy with the loud stick that killed 30 of them.

They're like, only 30. 30,000 were lost in the wars in Angola. Forward! Well, I said 100 on purpose. I needed them to cut down some numbers, right? We should see good... They get the catapult out. They wouldn't care.

You're right. After they figured out, oh, you can only kill one of us magically at a distance at once, and then they'd say, mama. It's like that scene from Rick and Morty where he vaporizes the first guy. morty where he like look we're talking about it so it's a good idea that uh deadliest warrior show was such a crack of shit i met the guy who one of the guys who produced that show um because he wanted to talk about doing the thing and um he was such a like bullshitter such a liar that i didn't want to work with him he showed up really late to the meeting. We were at a bar and a hotel in LA and he shows up to the meeting like very fat, slovenly looking guy. And, uh, which I don't know, he wasn't dressed well.

And he doesn't look like a deadly warrior. No, he didn't at all. And, uh, but you know, he's at a business meeting. I deadliest heart disease. He's trying to get me to come do a thing. And his lie was his excuse for not for being late was that he had like saved a woman from a purse snatching or something like a carjacking purse snatching type situation like it was this guy was trying to drag her out of a car and i was like hey and he saw me and he took off and i was so i comforted her real quick and you know asked if you needed me and i was i'm sitting there like you're a liar you stopped for a chili dog it's on your shirt just say you slept in man like just it's okay you made up a story about fighting crime on the way to the meeting

he was probably intimidated he was like damn i've been larping as a deadliest warrior expert and here i am going to meet a real Russian warrior. Face to face with fucking Spetsnaz. Yeah. Have you guys seen this show? I think it's called Northwood's Law. I watched two episodes of this thing, and

it's about the fish and game wardens of New Hampshire. It's interesting because I watched two episodes and nothing happened. It's a literal show where nothing of value happens. And then I go, this had to have been canceled in the first three episodes. It has 16 seasons. Jesus Christ.

It's so long running. It's insane. So in one of the episodes, one guy, he tickets a family that's fishing with an eight-year-old. They're fishing in front of their house. He's like, well, you don't have a fishing license. That is not

okay. You can't be out here fishing. We put them in there. There's an arc to this. First, he has the binoculars in the woods. He's like, I saw you fishing. I've been here for three hours watching you guys fish. you can't like and this is the entire like there's an arc there's an arc to this first he has the binoculars in the woods it's like i saw you fishing i've been here for three hours watching you guys fish you can't say you weren't fishing that guy's got nothing to do dude you get paid for this like come on oh jesus christ game wardens so i've got a ton of experience with game wardens game wardens are awful but like people who don't hunt have no idea like why would

they you would you never run up against one of these guys but they have like so much power um to go on to other people's properties without any sort of justification there's like yeah i was investigating so i went onto his property in my and while i investigated like that's trespassing no it's investigating they're just out there like walking around on your land in hunting season, not wearing orange, trying to catch hunters up to no good. And when they catch a hunter, they take his truck, his guns and stuff, like $50,000 to $100,000 for the shit, plus fines and maybe even jail time. It's a scary job if you ask me. You're telling me you're going to corner a hillbilly in the woods? Tell him, come on out of that tree. I'm going to take your truck and your guns away. Yeah,

that gun you got there, that big one. Yeah to me i'm taking it away like they might just gun you down in the fucking woods and go home yeah i think we hear about that if that happens the problem is in the show uh that that never happens uh so i don't think anybody yeah i never catch anybody they spent um a good i think it might have been a two-episode arc, where they're trying to find out who shot at a turkey and missed. They had three days of investigation. They had forensics. They had dogs looking at it. Because apparently, if you shoot at a turkey and miss,

and the bullet goes into somebody's yard, then you're liable for whatever happens. And somebody filed a complaint. And the person that filed a complaint, he used to be a game warden too. So now it's, it was, it was nuts. And they had like, there's two hunters that were like completely, they followed everything to the letter of the law. Right.

And they called them in. They said, oh, you're going to have to come in. You know, you might've been hunting illegally. And they were like, no, we weren't, you know, we're going to, we come in. You might have been hunting illegally. And they were like, no, we weren't. We'll come in and tell you everything we did. They were super straightforward. Forthcoming, rather. And they ended up revoking

their hunting licenses for a year because they shot out a turkey and missed. It's such a bullshit show, but I love watching it because it's like... Have you watched Ice Road Truck truckers have you guys seen this of course i know of it i've never watched it is the most boring concept ever you think ice road truckers and like trucks are going to start sliding into the lakes they're crossing or whatever no they're just trucks driving on icy dirt in the winter um the trucks don't even get that cold, I guess.

They keep them running all the time. Well, that's really about it. If you ever had a long drive and it got super boring and you had to deal with that boredom, that is what it's like to do this job and to watch this show. On a special episode of cold trucks. Special episode of cold trucks and coffee. There's like dramatic

music explaining that he leaves the truck running when he's not using it so that it stays running. Thank God. Otherwise it gets cold in there. It's why I don't understand people who watch the bulk of reality TV. It's all like that with that fake dramatization of like,

oh, when we come back, Big Mike got sucked into the gold siphoning machine and you come back and mike's like my sleeve almost went in there did you see that sleeve almost went in there that's yeah dude i remember like this when this show like moonshiners probably late 2000s like i remember seeing a few episodes of that like at my dad's house when i was home you know from college and like being befuddled at to like where are they making money with this like it's clearly just money from tlc or whatever because they'll be like yeah we gotta be careful the cops careful. The cops are coming. And it's like, there are 15 camera crews on you right now with a big,

you have correct lighting on you in the middle of the woods. You're like, you look fine. And then I would look at it and they'd lift up a jug and be like, this is a good batch right here. And I'd be like, if I were to buy that equivalent of vodka at the store, it would set me back $19. Like, where is the margin here, gentlemen? Like, who is buying this shit? There's no way.

The worst part is, the reason bootlegging existed, most people know, is because of prohibition. You couldn't get it. It was illegal. You were making something they didn't sell at the fucking store. So your quality didn't even need to be that good. It's legendary if somebody had some good tasting moonshine. They're like, oh yeah, oh, Pappy Cork. He can make the best stuff ever.

It's legal now, though. So all you gotta do if you want to make liquor at your house is go to the ATF's website, find the form, print it out, fill it out, and mail the bitch in. You get a license to make the shit. Alcohol, tobacco, and firearms. Get your alcohol license, you can just make the shit. The whole show is based on the idea that

they're doing something that's illegal that's not illegal. Oh, yeah. And like, you, like, I know people who, like, make their own alcohol, but it's like, people who are like, I tried to make a wine, and it was fun. Oh, I got a little beer kit, and I made it. I don't know anyone in my life who's ever just like, I tried to make a wine and it was fun. Oh, I got a little beer kit and I made it. I don't know anyone in my life who's ever just like, I want to get

fucked up on something I made. Something that could blind me. You want to watch a real reality show where somebody's actually coming to get you? Have a black man with a reality show where he sells loose cigarettes on the side of the road. Oh.

You'd need a lot of, like... He's like, I got 15 Newports. I got eight Marlboro Lights. I got four Kools. Like, he's just going through. And the cops would show up and take his ass to jail if they caught him for selling those loose fucking cigarettes.

Yeah, but then what happens in the show? He goes to jail! He's like, they got me again. Actually, i guess this is no less exciting than these other shows it's better than most of these others the world's most deadly job because because because maybe they show up like show us your hands and things go poorly i think the best sort of uh hood show that you could ever make was already made, and it's Bait Car. And I could not stop watching that because it's the excuses that these people made when they got caught. It's like, oh, some guy just told me to park it down the street.

He gave me 50 bucks. You're like, this makes sense to you? That makes sense to you? The humans interacting this way. I remember seeing one where the guy's like, oh, this isn't my Tahoe? And they're like, where's your Tahoe parked, sir? And he's like, I don't have a Tahoe.

And it's like, damn. I'm a level with you here. I don't actually own a Tahoe. Well, I own it right here. Just leaning all your way behind an excuse where you don't have a second line. Well, if this is it, I clearly don't even right here just leaning all leaning all your way behind an excuse clearly don't know where mine is i think it was stolen this was a corrective steal yeah bait car was a great show because you would get funny stuff in it too like when the when they would remote lock the car doors that was always good where they

would kind of realize like because you get going in a car, you think you're home free. Like you're in a car. Of course you're home free. Have you seen the bait car videos where they know it's a bait car? They know they're being filmed and they're performing for the cameras and leaving the door open while they drive in. I haven't seen that. Yeah, I just see some. That's so funny.

The guy was like, yeah, I know it's a big car. I know it's a big... Like announcing it because he knows there's microphones and cameras. I'm surprised you haven't seen that one, Freddie. Yeah, he just keeps the door open as he's driving. I've absolutely seen that. Yeah, it's like... Listen, I know this hooker is a cop,

but I feel like there's like a 10% chance that this is still going to work out. So I'm going to ask her to do art. Yeah. See, that's the best reality TV. The stuff that's actually real. You want to suck my dick while we listen to Mozart? Cops was the best. Cops of symphony.

Didn't they bring back police activity or whatever it's called? Not police activity. What's it called? It's not cops. There's like a modern day version of cops. I know they took it down for a while after... You're the one who watches... Oh, no, Live PD. Is that what you watch? Live PD, that's what it is.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. We watched a ton of that in jail, too. I like Live PD. It seems stressful to watch in jail. Usually, they would be like... It was funny, because this guy's... They're like, do you mind if we come take a look in your attic? And he's like, yeah, look.

And they were like, no, don't let him look. And then they went up to his attic and they found his shit. And the guy next to him was like, you see, I told you, you've never let him in. For all those convicts in there, it's like you're watching a scary movie. You're like, no, no, don't let him in! Don't agree! Make him get a warrant! No! I knew where this was going. Yeah.

Yeah, I don't watch any reality TV, really. Speaking of things we watched in prison, that Yellowstone show is now the biggest show on TV. Really? My grandpa likes it. Really? Like 25 million viewers or something. The most streamed show on television is it worth watching or i've been telling it's worth watching i like it a lot oh i thought there

was video i like it a lot um i i it was on the other day i wasn't watching it um but i was like wait is that yellowstone yeah wait didn't someone just shoot a rocket launcher because i'm not into the new season yeah oh wow things have gotten wild since I last watched. They just had guns last time I watched the show. They got rocket launchers now. So, no, I like that show a lot. I like Kevin Costner a lot. I really like his daughter in the show.

She's super hot. She gets very naked. Very slutty one, the attorney. Yeah, yeah. She's real hot. I like the whole show. I don't care about the fake cowboys. That's kind of, you know. Yeah, well, I like the whole show. I don't care about the fake cowboys.

It's a television show. I have a feeling the one guy is not really a Navy SEAL. I'm not sold. No. He might be stealing valor. It's possible. Well, I'm in favor of that. Do real cowboys exist anymore?

Do what? Do real cowboys exist? Absolutely. Yeah. Really? Probably out in favor of that. Do real cowboys exist anymore? Do what? Do real cowboys exist? Absolutely, yeah. Probably out in Montana, Wyoming. Okay, so I'm thinking of Pony Express cowboys. Not like I wear a hat and I wrangle cows. So there are enormous

cattle ranches where they have beef cattle by the tens of thousands that a few dozen cowboys live and work on that property and move that cattle from field to field to graze and be sold and you know separating heifers and calves and doing all you know being a cowboy that sort of thing but traditional cowboys a lot of what they were doing and like like the reason why the west was made all those cool cool movies they were on a cattle drive. They were taking those cattle in mostly settled Texas,

also the cattle we stole from the Mexicans and brought into Texas, and they were driving them up north to the newer territories that were more Indian-rich to feed all the settlers and stuff like that. It was big business. Those were the real cowboys because they were out there fighting Indians and moving cattle through thousands of miles of wilderness. But we're talking about some Kevin Costner cowboys with silver belt buckles

and million-dollar ranches. Oh, okay, so like W2 cowboys. Sure. Well, no, no, no. He's a fraud. He's from fucking New England. W's not a real cowboy. He just likes clearing brush for the cameras. There are some real deal cowboy men.

You said W2? George W. Bush. I thought he meant the tax form. Oh, I thought of George W. I'm like, no. I thought Kyle was going to take great offense and be like, they're 1099 cowboys. That's what I was about to say.

No, that's you. Where is Kyle going with this outrage? I love the way your mind works. They paid their own social security tax, man. I didn't even know that was the difference. It was one of them, yeah. But yeah, they're still cowboys. Because, you know, there's still beef to be had.

It's got to be moved around. They're cowboys, and I guess modern day cowboys but how much is a horse still the the best tool to yeah hurt like why isn't a dirt biker an atv better probably no hands on the horse would be easier right like you got your hands free for stuff whereas with the dirt bike you'd at least have one hand on there i i'm not a cowboy i don't know that makes sense and if i'm on a dirt bike let's pretend that i could ever on my best day rope a cowboy i will instantly crash no rope a cowboy yeah that's my sexual preferences they'll pull me off the bike for sure maybe i'm seeing the fall on this. We hired Cowboys once when we had that troubled bull. We couldn't catch this bull.

He was basically feral. He had horns. Craigslist? Where do you find them? Went to the cattle barn. Every region has one where they take cattle to have them sold, auctioned off. And there was a poster there that said, Troubled cows?

Cowboys fix it. $50 an hour each. and it was like all right boys 50 50 dollars for each of you per hour all right 100 bucks if they were w2 or 1099 cowboys cash cowboys no no paperwork required and so they showed up with two dudes two horses and two or three dogs showed up to catch that thing. And there was no way you could have done what they did on dirt bikes because they're in the woods. They've got that rope around the horn, and they're constantly slinging it.

It gored the horse, though. So that's one thing that a dirt bike could probably handle better. Was it okay? It could do better. Yeah, it's easier to fix. It didn't die right there or anything, but it gored the horse in the neck, and they called it quits. And they left.

So they didn't do the job? You think it'd be alright? Yeah, you can't gore a bike. It'd be alright. So the horse did die? Not that I know of. They left to get it taken care of. But I didn't see the wound. But I'm told it was just like a flesh wound.

But it gored the horse. They got paid. They left. We went and got a tranquilizer gun and darted the cow. Oh, so they got paid even though they didn't do the job. That seemed like the right thing to do. Their horse was hurt. They got paid for the attempt. They're like a bad comedian. They've been there all day.

Hey, hey. You got cows on your property? They went out there. I am an attempted cowboy. What's the deal with my horse getting gored i'm supposed to be a cowboy it's like shut up i'll pay you to leave so yeah um you guys are fairly fairly well known um do you guys get weird DMs from

accounts that say that they're models or something like that, looking to either catfish you or blackmail you? You ever got that before? No. I only use Twitter

and I have it set up so you can only message me if I also follow you. And I don't use Instagram or Facebook or any of that. So what's interesting is that I've found it's been happening a lot more recently. I have my Instagram DMs open, but I rarely check them. But I did an event called SEMA. It's this big car show in Las Vegas. And I just did a meet and greet, you know, and a bunch of people tagged me.

And afterwards, I would just look on my mentions and then I would like repost the stories. And somebody said like, oh, well, I really liked your car and whatever. And she was, I don't know if it was a she or he, but let's just call her she for the sake of argument. She said she was a model and she was like, oh, I really like your car. I said, thank you. Cool. Then she started saying stuff like, hey, can I get the contact info of your friend, who I also do a show with, because my friend is a porn star and she would go nuts if she knew that he was following her. And I'm like, what? And then it's a little weird.

And then she started getting real explicit with me saying like all this, like, oh, suck your dick, all this stuff. I'm like, OK okay okay what what the fuck is happening like this this is nuts um because like i this is you said hey i like your car to you know fellatio within five minutes okay yeah um and not a natural way for women to be in the dm no no no um but it didn't raise any red flags for me in terms of like, you know, if you look at somebody's profile, they have six followers and it's all like stolen pictures. It looked like she had, you know, an account for like two years. She had like a thousand followers or something like that. It just looked like she was like an aspiring model.

And I'm like, this is this is pretty nuts. Like, this is stupid. I saw that one of my friends liked one of our pictures. And I go to my friend. I go, hey, do you know this girl? Do you know this person? And he goes, yeah, I think she messaged me or something. And it definitely seems like a scam.

And I'm like, I want to know what the scam is. I need to know what the end game here is. So then I go, hey, listen, I know you're not who you say you are. I'm fine with that. I'm totally fine. I'm not going to report you or anything. But I just want it. Just please level with me because I want to know what the scam is.

Explain your business, monster. Yeah, explain. I'm thinking of getting in the catfish business. I want it. I too can post pictures of hot girls on Instagram. Right. So it looks like, you know, whoever it was, they stole a bunch of pictures from some model Snapchat. And then, you know, now is masquerading as that person. But then she was like, no, no, this is actually me. This is actually me. I go, okay, so here's what I want you to do. If this is actually you, make a five second video saying, hey, Tavar, you don't have to be naked or anything like that. I'm not asking for anything

like that. Like just camera on you. Just say, hey, Tavar, that's all. That's all. And And what she sent was so incredibly bad. She found a five-second video of this girl dancing and her mouth slightly moving. And she dubbed over, like, hey, Tavarish. And you can hear the mic pop. And I could not stop laughing. I'm like, listen, listen. I edit video for a living okay this was this was not even a high school level attempt please don't like one of my favorite lines from uh batman the animated series is you can think i'm stupid just don't talk to me like

i'm stupid and like this was it was such a slap in the face i'm like okay listen i i i get the um the adherence to the bit right i get you're dedicated yeah but like you really don't have to do this like just please tell me what like what's what's the goal here um and she's like no no no no no it's this is this is me and what i can figure out is that um this person is going around to these kind of well-known YouTubers or whoever, and they're probably trying to get them to send a dick pic or something compromising, and then they would use that as blackmail. And it wasn't like something – it wasn't like an Indian thing. It wasn't like a Somali or like a indian thing you know it wasn't like a somali or like a nigerian thing yeah um they definitely had the you know the vernacular of like a girl you know down you know they're making this ai thing this voice changer for for the for the overseas um customer support

to make them sound like like white americans because because i don't know about you but frankly if i'm trying to get something solved and they transfer me to overseas, I'm like, you're not the guy. You're not the guy I need. I have an account problem. No, I don't have a little $5 issue. I need a guy, and you're

not the guy. So now I'm mad. They're coming up with a voice changer thing to change their voice. It's like, hi, I'm'm Eric how can I assist you today you can answer the same meanwhile it's like hello I am Eric how may I assist you today

it comes out like that on the other end you know it's weird when like even if they have the inflection and the tone correct like just the words that they use are incorrect so I had to I had to, I had to book a hotel, just,

I don't know, some holiday. And, and instead of going to that holiday in and just calling that place, it rerouted me to freaking Kolkata or wherever. And like, they, they say all the right things,

but then they say like, Oh, I I'll do each and everything. What? Each and everything? Okay. I'll do the necessary. I'll do the necessary.

I'll do the necessary? That's a really... One of the guys in our Discord got... he paid for a voice change or i guess it's supposed to be a good one and uh i guess it uses ai and you can feed it samples of someone and it'll learn to be to speak pretty well like them and it's got some preset ones like um like donald trump that i guess it is like done its best and when he would speak through it happens instantly like like he's speaking into it and it's just instantly changing

it to donald trump there are a few words where it's like yeah that that was donald trump donald trump just said that but then it's like ah that's not donald trump like because you start seeing that that you really have to have cadence down you You have to know when Donald Trump breathes, how long his – How his pauses go. How his ahs and ums are. But it's really fascinating how it's – that $5 a month program or whatever it is, it's pretty close. You would imagine that the deep state, the NSA, they've got the good stuff. They could just be you

in a heartbeat on the phone in a video call instantly like remember when i used to put that that goofy frog man over my face with the vtuber shit like they can just do that and be another person that's how that's that's who biden is he's a bot i don't think the deep state's nearly deep state bot i bet you become part of the deep state, and you're like, my IT department runs on COBOL, and all this shit is in 1970s mainframe, and our searches don't work across databases. All that shit is getting so good with the deep fakes

and the fake voices that in 10 years, they can have a video of some politician, like being like, here I go to Epstein's Island to have sex with like, and like, they can be like, Oh, that's fake. And everyone will have to be like,

there's no way to know. It's one of my mispredictions about politics. I know I talk about politics, but I thought that, you know, there's routinely fake news put out there everywhere and people believe these silly pictures that have been doctored. I thought there'd

be videos of whatever. Donald Trump saying that he likes little girls or something. And then everyone who's predisposed to dislike him will believe that that video is true and everyone who thinks that does like him won't. And then we won't know what's true and what's not.

But that hasn't happened. My thoughts on Donald Trump is that he's that old school kind of shitty white man who just likes big tittied bimbos. Like, I guarantee Donald Trump's real feelings are like, pedophile. The fuck? She's not done yet. Give her two more years, James!

Let her go. Don't get me wrong. I didn't want to be forced. The media, the mainstream media, you. Don't get me wrong. He's still a piece of shit. The media, the mainstream media, you know what I'm talking about. They forced me to talk about this. I love big tits. My God, it's clear. It's clear. I love big tits. How did you not go with I cannot lie?

I can't lie. I can't lie. I love big tits. That's something. Honestly, believe me, it's the thing I respect most about Bill. We both love big titty bitches. My God, have you ever seen a big titted woman jog?

It's... Did you guys watch his announcement speech at all? his lower jaw thing did you guys watch his announcement speech at all no I couldn't find the whole thing I just found snippets of it is it good it depends on who you listen to

I watched Hannity go on for 20 minutes about how amazing it was he thought it was fantastic and he had it was. He thought it was fantastic. And he had Jim Jordan on who thought it was fantastic. And a couple other cheerleaders that were new to me that said it was fantastic. He stuck to his message. If he keeps doing this, he's our next president. And then I listened to the left-wing news.

They said it was boring. There's footage of people trying to leave the room and security stopping them. I heard that. Yeah, I saw that. And I'm i'm like okay i can see it so i might believe it's true but it might not because it's boring or they're trying to make the room look full maybe security issue and people trying to go into the side room when the when when the president's talking it's like this is a secure area hang on nobody comes nobody goes while Trump isn't here. We vetted you guys this scenario.

That makes sense. So it could have been a security thing, but they're painting it as no one could leave the room so that the room didn't become empty. It was low energy and boring. So was it good? Man, depends if you liked them already. Yeah, I think it's going to be fun again. I'm looking forward to it. I hope that COVID stays away.

Seemingly, it just went away, or we stopped pretending. Did we stop pretending it's real, or did we start pretending it's not real? Asking the true question. Let me tent my fingers and think about this. Oh, my God. I don't even know like like i haven't gotten my uh second booster i've gotten the the two vaccinations and then a booster and is it time for another booster are you getting another booster what a shit i do what woody does what i got i got my i got my i got my motorcycle i got my i'm gonna get my tattoo tomorrow

it's a donut and my my girlfriend's is the donut hole i'm not doing that but we did get yeah i got the booster shot before that um trip to mexico last year um because it it just seemed like if i was gonna take a flight i ended up waiting in customs in what is basically a big room with 1,500 people in it. It made a lot of sense to me to get the booster shot. This year, I think I am going to get it, but they have a combo flu COVID shot. And the flu is particularly bad this year, they say. And North Carolina in particular is like one of the worst states for the flu. We didn't have any flu last year.

So weird. Came back with a vengeance this year. I do get that. Every other year. Every other year. Classic flu pattern. It's like the alcoholism gene. It skips a generation. Like baldness.

I don't know if I'm right or not, but I'm like, if they've got flu and COVID lumped into one, I'll get one of those and have an easier winter. A friend of mine a flying friend just came down with the flu recently and it sucked and it was like yeah i'd like to not get that yeah okay i'll do it then i'll get it um i uh yeah i'll get it i don't want to i know people that got COVID and they've got permanent issues where there's respiratory or just not being able to smell.

I don't know about you, but man, I want to be able to smell things. I really like... What if you step in dog shit and you don't know? You would know if you stepped in dog shit. There's long term brain fog and there's something else that sometimes long COVID people shit. It's like a long-term brain fog. And there's something else that sometimes long COVID people get. Like, it sounds like it really sucks.

I've heard some sort of like something about their brain function is different. Like, I remember when they went through all of those scary things. And it was almost like they were making them up to get people like us to stand up to get in line for their shot because at first they were like you don't understand this is killing point zero zero you don't understand are you obese elderly and diabetic no i'm young strong and incredibly fit they're like what did you and I was like, oh, really? Yeah, it'll make it so you can't breathe good. Try pumping iron then. And I was like, well, I better get in line.

So I had these symptoms of long COVID. I got COVID like four times. And it got progressively less shitty every time. And I got two vaccines. I haven't gotten any boosters. But yeah, the first one sucked real bad. But that's before we had a vaccine. And then I had basically six months where my brain just like I couldn't really function all that well in terms of like focusing on stuff. So like when you make YouTube videos, you have to be on,

you have to understand, you know, awareness and like present things to the audience and have energy and things like that. And I could not get through a seat. Like it was real bad. Yeah. Yeah. And I had to, I had to like sit down and like really, like I had to write down essentially a script. I'm pretty unscripted. Maybe I'll write down a bullet point every once in a while, but I had to literally think of the words I had to say the next, right before I said them. So that sucked real bad. I didn't get any

smell or taste symptoms, which was fine. I didn't cough all that much, but I had the craziest fatigue ever. And I was wondering, I'm like, am I just depressed? I'm like, is this just like severe depression? Because I can't get up from bed. Like I just can't, I have no energy. It feels like someone just took like my, you know, I just can't recharge myself no matter what I do. If I, you know, go outside and I try to get some exercise, everything just sucks. So yeah, it was about five, six months of that. And then I got incrementally better. But yeah, I mean, I had COVID three more times after that.

And it was just like the flu you get. When I get sick, I just spike a fever. And then after two days it's gone uh but then you just infect everybody else so that's fun you look at that how are you doing oh i'm fine i'm fine now yeah i mean yeah no no issues uh you know thankfully but i know a bunch of people that um got covet actually one of uh a family friend her son which is my age uh died but he died mate like sort of controversial opinion probably he was unvaccinated but like he uh he also died because he was in kentucky and oh my god is the healthcare system like garbage where he died

it's been my experience with West Virginia. I had a person that, I know a few of the people here in Florida that run the hospitals and we have the monoclonal antibodies so if you had COVID or you were just experiencing symptoms, they can give that to you and you feel better

almost immediately. This is Regeneron, this is what they gave Trump and he was like, I could kiss anybody. I don't care. That stuff really works in certain circumstances. And we were trying to get him on a private plane to get him over here, just something to save this dude's life. And they were fumbling around with his medical records. They said, we can't release him for three days because we have to get the records from this other place. And then he said, you need to put him on a ventilator.

And then they told the family, you need to take him off the ventilator because he's just going to die. And this was within like four days. Like he had like a little bit of a fever and then he was getting a little worse, went to the hospital in four days. That's a lot of conflicting info in four days.

Do this, you have to. Take him off that, you have to or he'll die. Yeah, yeah, exactly. And they, and it was, it was, it was crazy. And, uh, you know, this guy had two kids and whatever. And like, and I know that it's, um, that's the case for a lot of people. Um, and going into the research now, you see that, you know, the ventilators, uh, you know, they could help people, but they could also, you know, you basically have to restrict lung function. So the ventilator could do its job sometimes they're over inflating things and they were damaging people's lungs um so i have a question yeah what why can't why can't they oxygenate oxygenate blood the same way they do or a similar way they do kidney dialysis

why can't they why can't they pump my blood out of one end and oxygenate it in the machine, like kidney dialysis type machine? Blood doping or something? Well, no, no, no. Just have a thing that oxygenates blood. Why do they have to make your lungs function? Why can't they route the blood out of you and back in fully oxygenated?

It seems like... Maybe like your lungs die if they're not being used or something. You could fill them up with some sort of liquid to keep them inflated. oxygenated it seems like maybe like your lungs die if they're not being used or something you could fill them up with some sort of liquid to keep them inflated i'm so busy where i just made that problem up i have no idea by the way have you seen that it's water yeah yeah that what the breathable liquid that pink fluid i have it i don't trust it in the abyss so in the abyss there's a scene in the documentary in 1989 so so in the scene that you you're talking about in the abyss so in the abyss there's a scene in the documentary in 1989 so so in the scene that

you you're talking about in the abyss um when ed harris gets in there that's really liquid around him that he's not breathing when the rat is submerged in that oxygenated fluid that's real that's a rat breathing under in that fluid surviving while breathing fluid that's real i would like to know yeah during childbirth like what kickstarts a person to switch from the umbilical cord to the lungs it's usually the birth like but specifically okay look i know doesn't the baby get smacked by the doctor on the back often like that is there like a button on their anus and you just sort of pop it and make them start breathing? Not on their fucking anus. That's the way that I deliver babies and I'm a little offended.

It's the arm switch, yeah. Woody thinks that circumcision isn't traumatic enough. He needs to. That's what they said to kids. That's what they did to Brendan Fraser. Do you know the Brendan Fraser story? Yeah, fucking circumcised him. All right, so like Brendan Fraser. Do you know the Brendan Fraser story? I don't know. Brendan Fraser isn't going to the awards ceremony.

He just had a big movie, The Whale. Everybody's loving it. It's his comeback thing. Everybody's like, why did he leave anyway? Turned out there was some Hollywood bigwig guy who gave Brendan a hug one day, reached all the way back and massaged his taint with a few fingers. Brendan

is like, whoa! That guy grabbed my taint back and massaged his taint with a few fingers. Brendan is like, whoa! That guy grabbed my taint! He massaged my taint! And everybody was like, ah, let it go! You can't work here anymore. And so now they ask Brendan, hey, you coming to the awards ceremony? He's like, absolutely not.

Mama didn't raise a hypocrite. I will not go there where they allowed that man to do that to me and didn't do this and that. No, I'm not going. Good for him. That's great. Yeah.

I didn't know that until yesterday. I read that. I saw the quote of him. He used the word taint. He's like, he massaged my taint. He touched my booch. He grabbed him in a hug and reached all the way back. And he's like, in this man's ass.

You know, I would hate that. I guess at a party or something, you know, he went back there for a little taint massage. That would take me, I guarantee. I would never fucking miss a Golden Globes again. Dude, this is not a cute guy. This is some like fatstein-looking guy. Zach, find me the guy who molested Brendan Fraser. Find me a picture of him, allegedly, in Minecraft.

Brendan Fraser, on the other hand, very good-looking man back in the day. I remember my high school teacher. Not so much anymore. Not so much anymore. Okay. Not so much anymore at all. Zach's busy, but I really want to see the whale. I'm not judging.

I live on an ugly island with him, but, you know. Does this guy look like Chris Tom's working his prime or something? So Brendan Fraser played George of the Jungle back in the day, like all ripped up, six-pack, like good-looking guy, and he was like an action star, right, in the Mummy movies. The Mummy, yeah. And, you know, then they didn't let him work for a decade or so after they molested him.

And, yeah, he wasn't in great shape during that time. He didn't keep his six-pack. Okay, okay. Stressful situation. Can you show this picture as a guy? Oh, see, I let him massage my taint. You guys are being ableist or good-looking. You telling me that guy doesn't know how to work a taint?

That's what you're saying? I don't want to be touched by him. I don't want to be around this person. He runs the Hollywood Foreign Press. That's what it says behind him. So I'm guessing he's a big wig bear. Is there a more flattering picture? Can you show a picture of...

It couldn't be a less flattering one. Yeah, yeah. This guy is a choosing beggar, right? This is not what he looks like. He is not a choosing beggar. He's a choosing beggar. This guy wants what? Only hotties to massage his taint?

No, Brendan Fraser. Get off your high horse and understand that you and that other guy are in the same league. Isn't this a fat suit? It's a fat suit. Brendan might be 220 now, but he's not obese. I choose to believe that's Brendan Fraser. It's not. I hope he gets his career back.

Look at that. George of the Jungle looking good. I thought that movie was awesome. That was an awesome movie. It must have hit you at the right age. It hit me at the right age. I bet if I watched it now, I'd be like, this is dog shit. But when you're nine.

He's got the fucking veins showing down by his Adonis lines right above his dick root this is a guy who's pretty leaned out there it's impressive I don't want to join team Kyle Taylor who's all picky but I'd let the guy on the right massage my taint but not the one on the left

see the guy on the right is the guy who was having his taint touched when he was fit And it was so traumatic And then they blackballed him I guess And then he can't play the mummy for 12 years And then he gets fat And now he has to play a fat guy in a movie called Whale

Nah that didn't do that to him If taint massages did that to your hairline I'd be bald as fuck Bald as fuck I love the Did you see what he was wearing hairline, I'd be bald as fuck. Bald as fuck. I love the, you know, did you see what he was wearing? What a despicable industry where you can just be like,

this high-level executive just touched my asshole and everyone's like, you're fired. You're fired and I'm going to pretend to not see it because I don't want to not be able to work on the mummy five it happened to terry cruz too i i remember him like speaking out that someone like grabbed him and it really inappropriately and and everybody wants to laugh it off but you would never do the same if the roles were reversed and and these and and i can't imagine how many dudes

have not spoken up because either a they were just like oh fuck away from me weirdo and they just didn't care or or or it was just guys who like i don't want to be the next brendan frazier let's uh let's for sure yeah get it get back david swimmer's just like get in there deep boss get in there deep the reason the reason matt leblanc got the spinoff. Oh, God. Joey! Terry Crews, that happened to him, and then he still got work. Kept his six-pack. Brendan Fraser didn't get work.

Didn't keep the six-pack. Lost his hair, though. I think there's a pattern here. They both lost the hair. That speaks to Terry Crews' mindset. Blackness. That's right. I don't know who that is,

but I know he likes taint massage. That's the molester that grabbed Terry Crews' butthole? Oh, okay. That's the Terry Crews accuser. Well, the accused. Are the accused not going to jail? No. No, they don't go to jail.

They don't even lose their job. They're Hollywood executives. They do whatever they want. Oh, they don't go to jail. They don't even lose their job. They're Hollywood executives. They do whatever they want. Oh, you don't like me touching your taint? Sorry, I guess you don't get to be in The Mummy 4. Oh, and everybody else who's working on The Mummy 4? A tacit agreement here, guys. Shut the fuck up or you're out of the industry too.

Who replaced him in The Mummy? Was it Tom Cruise? All right, so Tom Cruise did make a Mummy movie, but that's not a replacement. That's a decade removed. It's more of a revamping of... That was part of them trying to get the universal monster verse off the ground.

The dark universe, thank you. I'm just trying to draw inferences about Tom Cruise's willingness to receive a taint massage. Tom McCruise is the one who gives the taint massage. He's very high up. He's like CQ 45 now. Is he like

a lieutenant in the space fleet? Oh, he's a fucking brigadier general space admiral. He's the space admiral of the fucking Milky Way. He's commander of the galactic navy. He's emperor of the motherfucking mankind at this point.

Tom Cruise is the guy. They talked about how important his wedding was as an event. Like back in the day when he married Katie Holmes, they were like, this was at this time. It was the greatest event that had ever happened in Scientology history. It was the who's who. And yet the founder of Scientology's wife, the guy who runs it, Miscavige or whatever his name is.

I can't think of it. David Miscavige. Where's his wife? She's not there at the most important event ever. And so Leah Remini or whatever her name is, she files a missing persons report on this guy's wife, her longtime friend. She hasn't seen her in three years.

Disappeared. LAPD threw it away. That was like eight years ago. We still don't know where this guy's wife is. Jesus. And it's not going to come out. I haven't seen her. Yeah, but Top Gun was awesome. So fucking good.

The new Top Gun is good. I haven't seen it, but Tom Cruise is good at everything. I know it's going to be good. I'm going to watch it. I'm getting a new sound system put in and I actually wanted to wait until I had the full surround system. Of all people, I think you would have seen it 10 times. But that movie is, it is so old school in its approach

and it's like a really good video game. You can replay it and rewatch it and you'll notice a lot of different things. But I mean, it was fantastic. Have you ever seen Quentin Tarantino's take on the first movie? Him explaining that it's a gay love story. Can you do it for us? I've seen it, but I feel like I don't remember it.

He's basically explaining that you've got, on one side, you've got, who's the blonde? Iceman. Who's the Iceman's actor? Val Kilmer. You've got Val Kilmer and the Iceman with his guys. They represent the ice man who's the ice man's uh the actor you got val kilmer when in the ice man with his guys they represent the gay man they're the volleyball guys with no shirts on and and and they want tom cruise to come over to their side and on the other side they've got that just that hot woman who's there with with tom cruise and it goes back and forth he explains it well but like

he goes to her house or she comes to his house he doesn't fuck her he leaves and then in the next scene she's dressed as a guy she's got like a ball cap on like a like a man shirt on now he's hot into her now now he fucks her and and and and at the end like like he wins the ice man over and he goes over to the gay side and he's like this is all about being conflicted and gay. That's what Top Gun is about. And he sold me on it. Quentin Tarantino can do it.

I can't. Plus, he's got visual aids. They're playing the clips. Search Quentin Tarantino explains Top Gun. You could do it. You just need to refresh it. Dude, I just watched Andor with my wife. We watched all 10 episodes.

We finished it. And it was a little slow moving. This isn't a huge spoiler, but the first couple episodes are about a caper, and then the last couple episodes are about a prison type thing. You're watching

this unfold. Jackie could hardly pay attention anymore. When she's done, because she's heard me talk about you, Kyle, so many times, she's like, instead of of watching andor i would have rather had kyle tell me what andor was about it would be a better version of andor than andor was so um i don't know about that i've heard really good things about andor they're all saying that it's the star wars story that that that has been uh that people been wanting for a long time it It's sort of a noir, detective-y, no Jedi's

spinning around doing space magic. Mostly just more grounded, gritty content. Didn't Hutch last week say it was the best Star Wars thing? Hutch says lots of things. Come on. That's why I watched it, actually. It was Hutch's recommendation. To me, Andor

didn't suck. that's too strong but i feel like nobody would be paying attention to and or if it wasn't part of the star wars universe like the only reason it's interesting is you're kind of like ah yeah these are the guys that find the death star plans someday down the road did you see the blame so blame truth made a a response video after our of last week. Of course. And I think the video is called Hutch is an Idiot. And then the thumbnail is like a very unflattering photograph. We got to get them both on for the debate.

And I think it might be a 20-minute video. He plays a few clips of the show. I think he's complimentary. I skimmed. But he really gives Hutch the business and then defends his own points once again. It's like internet invited. We need to have them on together. I feel like those two could like each other.

No, we need to have them box each other. That's what needs to be done. They box each other three rounds, two minute rounds. Winner has to give some money to the other's charity that I'm sure they'll make many times over. I'm offended by the charity thing,

that they're not making money off of this. They are making money. You didn't let me trail off appropriately. I'm sorry. The loser has to donate $5,000, but they're going to each make like $100,000 on the fight, so it's fine. Winner gets to touch the losers oh yeah that's good who wins that bt or or hutch we have very different body styles here so blame truth fitter i would i would argue currently he's a

weightlifter he's a fit guy oh wait can we pause there i'm gonna say he's about five foot seven five foot eight sorry if i'm if I'm undercutting you. Can we stop on the Blame Truth part? Now, I've seen pictures of Blame Truth on Twitter where he looks great. Like a fashion model adjacent. Like he got really, really fit. That was like two, three years ago. I don't know where he is now.

Didn't he say that he stopped lifting and sort of fell out of the lifestyle? But he's still fit-ish. And I don't know that he's fell completely out of it. I would also argue they both have bad tattoos. There's no argument there. I'm not throwing stones about bad tattoos. But I think Hutch is like a bird. He's got those hollow bones. He's like, remember in

The Expanse, the people born in the belt, they're very tall and lanky. Belters. Weak bones. Weak bones. You know? Like he pays a price for that.

So it is a viable theory that Hutch is from a low-gravity environment. Absolutely. I think he is. So Hutch has got to work the jab, and he's got to be mobile. Footwork is going to be key. On the other hand, Blame Truth has to make Hutch respect his hands so that he can get the takedown because that's going to be his key to success. Are we talking about MMA or boxing? Oh, well.

Clearly MMA. It's boxing. Boxing would not be fair. Hutch shows up with the boxing gloves. He's boxing as far as you know. Blame Truth shows up in fucking shorts and nothing else. I mean, he looks pretty ripped. He's just looking ripped. He looks pretty ripped. I just looked him up.

Who does look ripped? Blame Truth. He's pretty damn fit. It depends. If it's UFC or MMA, rather. If it's boxing, I'm teasing about the takedown nonsense. If it's boxing, Hutch is like 6'4 or something. And if Blame Truth is like 5'9, we'll say,

that's a shit ton of reach difference. Mike Tyson never fought an opponent that was shorter than him. You know that, right? All Blame Truth has to do is get on the inside and box. Yeah, I don't think either of them know how to box, so that's a wash. Well, I think, to me, I see someone with really long, lanky arms and legs, and we're going to teach this person to be a boxer. It's going to be a lot harder, I think, than someone who's, like, I don't know,

more traditionally proportioned. I feel like you'd have, like, just that built-in ring of defense being, like, that ball. I don't think Hutch has a sports background at all. I can't put my finger on why I think that... What is an athlete? What is an athletic person? One's from North Carolina, one's from Cali. There's a certain way that an athletic

guy moves, responds to threats, deals with adjustments. An athletic person can just handle this. If I put an athletic person on ice skates and push them on the shoulder, they're going to handle it better than a, than a non-athletic one, even on day one.

I think it's muscle memory. Yeah. And just even like muscle adaptation, new shit, right. And athletic person is going to learn to, to fricking kite surf quickly. And I don't know how to describe what athleticism is,

but they just have that balance and that natural reaction. Just physical aptitude. Sure. With the undercard B. So, so Blaine Truth, I've never seen him perform athletic stuff, but he just seems athletic to me. It seems like if he were to hit a heavy bag

25 minutes in, he'd look like someone who knows how to hit it. I would love to see that fight. I would actually care about that one because these guys actually do have beef. I'd steal that for free. I want to see them play Call of Duty first i want them to like have to like play a round of call of duty on bog get a little mad and then carry that anger into the boxing ring yes i i would actually i'm good with that yeah they should have to play a 1v1 they should go syndicate style

oh please bring back the quotes and keep laughing you you effing maggot. Bring that in. Wings was upset that night. I saw a clip from him recently. I guess he's been... He did play the new Call of Duty a little bit. Wings. Someone purchased it for him. Yeah, of course.

He's like, I don't even want to play Call of Duty. Somebody bought it for me. He's complaining. He's like, look, I made, he's like, I don't even want to play Call of Duty. Somebody bought it for me. He's like complaining. And he's like, look, I made $12 the first hour I played. I need to be making at least $100 an hour to play Call of Duty. And so he plays like another hour of Call of Duty and like, I don't know, maybe made $70 that hour. And that wasn't good enough. So he's like, I'm going to play Rainbow.

But he doesn't have any friends. And you can't play Rainbow solo. So then he has to go back to Call of Duty. And it was just real sad. But it looked like he was in a new room to me again i was watching it like a tiny little window like in discord i don't really care but it looked like he was in a new room to me like he's moved or like he's moved to a different part of the home because the floors fell in or maybe or maybe a change of fucking scenery i don't know i'm just spitballing is there is there a future for people people like him because um I don't know. I'm just spitballing.

Is there a future for people like him? Because I don't know much about him and his story, but I know that there's been a lot of videos about his history, and especially on the podcast. Is there a future for people like him? Are we talking about white men? Like DSP or whatever, right? Like people that have sort of kind of fallen off, people like him. Are we talking about white men? Like DSP or whatever, right? People that are sort of kind of fallen off, but they

have this negative aura around them all the time. And they just put forward negativity. Did you mention EDP? Yeah, yeah. EDP, DSP, yeah. So EDP is done. He's a pedophile who takes pictures of his own doo-doo

and sends it to girls. So there's no coming back from that. Wings on the air. You and I have a hard time pretending that's a good move. But that was so good. That is just a wild thing to do. He took a picture of his toilet with poop in it. People were setting him up and made him do it.

They were like, oh, what would get my little 12-year-old pussy wet here's a as a picture of your big fat man doo-doo in a toilet and this dumb motherfucker this dumb motherfucker was like he was he was like oh yeah for real it's like look i can get down with some freaky shit, but not literally. You think it was like a dick pic where his first shit of the day, he was like, no. Not that. I can do better than that.

I had a heavy breakfast. Give me a second chance. You know what? Let me get some Taco Bell. No, he can't come back from that, and I hope that he dies. Wings on me. Oh, yeah, absolutely. Oh, my that, and I hope that he dies. Wings on the other hand is literally just a different brain inside that body away from doing anything he wants because he has so he can grab attention whenever he wants it and and that's worth way more money than he can actually get out of it he has a he has this this thing he has this network of channels who report

on him now they always report bad but if he did good they'd report on that. Now, they always report bad, but if he did good, they'd report on that too. If suddenly he learned a new talent, if he went to fucking Ukraine and made war videos, they'd be getting hundreds of thousands of views, and they'd be getting pumped up on these other channels, and he'd be the fat American over there being goofy. If he yucked it up, like, I noticed

y'all don't have a McDonald's. I didn't realize it was this bad here. My God. I knew it was war, but I didn't think it was hell. We're just like, look at these look at these starving out here and just showing like normal way

wasted away to nothing. And it's just like not a single razor scooter. See what I mean? Like you tune in every week to see him he would be the fat fish out of water in ukraine and you can be in the east part of ukraine completely safe he could make a million dollars in the next like two years he could do that he'd ride that there'd be two or three different things there'd be merchandising people would raise money their big sub goals to send them to the western part of Ukraine closer to the war.

Make it if you want to, fat boy, but cash in. He won't do any of this because he's afraid of airplanes. Donate to me. 10% of every donation goes to Ukraine. Absolutely. Look, I'm just saying, he is a different person inside that body and that world that he's created for himself

away from just anything and everything that you could want because he has so much attention on him all the time. It's all negative because he doesn't do anything worthy of positive attention, frankly. He doesn't have any talents or skills. He doesn't do anything incredibly impressive or altruistic or worthy of praise.

He's got to shift his mindset. It sounds like this guy's completely irredeemable. He's never done anything all that that bad he's just been like a scummy friend basically he's he's like you're the worst he's nothing like edp yeah yeah edp's a pedophile he's a piece of shit as far as i know this just doesn't show up to survival trips okay so another level of this this guy's just lame and like a douche. The other guy's a pedophile.

What's that dude's name? Is it DSP Phil or something like that? Darkside Phil. Darkside Phil, yeah. So he is like, would that be more like a wings and not like an EDP situation? So I'm not a huge Darkside Phil expert, but my take is that he's a smart fellow, that he's aware that he's portraying a bad guy online and it's a bit of a persona and it helps him get clicks and maybe that's good

for him financially. Wings is not putting on a persona. He used to try, but this is just him. It's raw Wings when you get him there. He's not trying to manipulate the action because he can't. He's being manipulated by the audience, not the other way around. Well, didn't uh dark side phil jerk off on camera when he didn't know he was being like recorded i didn't know that but that's just a funny that's just funny that's that's actually someone brought up i fly a line i the other day um and legend it's sort of weird because like i so i was i'm playing cod and i didn't know if my mic is broadcasting to my whole team but but and i'm having this one-sided conversation i'm like

yeah that that that guy i fly you got this and that and the guy in the game and call of duty was just like wait what happened and i was like yeah this guy was kind of a popular youtuber make cod content he got caught jerking off on chatter bay lost his air force gig his wife divorced him lost the house lost his um his youtube gig that was his side hustle and had to go to like making music and that became like some kind of a music maker but certainly wasn't the trajectory that he had intended all because he jerked off and he was a youtuber that made call of duty content and the kid in the game was like that's fucking fucking bullshit. And I'm like, yep, that's how it goes. Yeah. Somebody from YouTube contacted his commanding officer.

Like, it was one of Keemstar's friends. I forget. I don't want to get it wrong. Did he have a robot in his name or something? But, like, yeah, that happened. That little gang made his real life fucked up. That seems insane because, again, if the roles were reversed, this would be a slap on the wrist.

Like if some Twitch streamer that was a girl did something like this and then they'd be like, oh, well, maybe they'll get a weak ban at most. Well, you know, the military is real particular about that sort of thing. It wouldn't have mattered there. I mean, like on the YouTube space. Yeah, but going back to where we started, Wings is very much redeemable. He hasn't done anything ever that a good apology

and showing that he has actually chosen a new path through actions, not words, wouldn't fix. I remember when we told him we didn't want him on this show anymore. It wasn't, get out of here, never come back. It was, look, man, you clearly got some stuff you need to fix. Work on this, that, and the other.

Maybe three months from now, let's talk. All he had to do was go do that shit, and we wanted him to come back. That was the deal. We were like, hey, man, get your sleep schedule fixed. Do that. If he had been texting me every morning

at 8 a.m., rise and shine, buddy, and eating some oatmeal, and then at noon, end the park, taking a walk, and then at 5 p.m., you know what? Felt like taking a nap. Not going to do it. And then 9 p.m., hey, if he'd done that for a week, he'd have been back on the show. All he had to do was show that he could be an adult, and he could do that.

I'd have just accepted being awake at 8 p.m that would do it that would be okay too it would only be an hour late it was yeah he used to oversleep the show so this was a frustration for me the show would start at eight o'clock i think it was fridays at the time it doesn't matter but the show would start at eight and would run until like midnight or something. And he said that completely destroyed his sleep schedule. And he blamed it on me. It's like, dude, you are 27 years old. You can't stay up until midnight once a week without wrecking your schedule? You make your own hours and you're single.

In addition. Yeah, right? He doesn't have work to go to or anything like that. And then he would say that the reason he overslept, APM, mind you, the reason he overslept was that the week before he was up till midnight and he hasn't been able to recover sleep-wise since. And I'm just, I can't accept that. We were all up till midnight last week

and we still managed to get up at eight a week later. Woody's got a family and a job. Like a real job, like getting up in the morning and working. And Woody never said it either. Throughout all that, when Wings had zero work ethic, at no point have I ever heard Woody say,

you know, Wings, I don't want to be here either. You don't think I would have liked to have a nap? You do realize I have a bed above my desk right now. That's fucking bed you scumbag that's where i sleep when i need to catch some shut eyes so i can be here what this is all true by the way woody at his last house had his goddamn bed a bed above his desk and he would crawl up in that bitch and catch a few winks and then crawl back down and get back to work he wasn't showing up late for our weekly hangout where there was two hours anyway like a japanese businessman like a japanese businessman with kramer kramer fucking rolling him in the drawer yeah there was a while i worked

whenever i was awake pretty much like for years but yeah i don't do that anymore. Why not? He doesn't have to. Because I got enough money. That's the thing too. I will never be a billionaire because as soon as you put enough money in my pocket, I stop working. That's what happens. That's most people, I think. I don't know.

Everybody keeps grinding away even though it's not good for them help-wise. Everybody's feeling so bad for Kanye and I do think he's gotten a bit of a bad rap here. I specifically don't like that whole statement about mental illness not excusing anti-Semitism, because it excuses murder. If putting anti-Semitism as a worse crime than murder, then maybe we need to take a look at something. It's a personality change. His brain chemistry changes, of course. But don't feel too bad for him.

He's worth $400 million after they ruined him. Take your chain out. Take your chain out, yeah. How much money do you need to just never need to work again? $5 million? $75,000? It depends what you want to do, but three gets you real close just say like you live like comfortable middle class life like you don't want a big mansion let's say the s&p returns

let's seven percent i think it's a little higher than that but seven percent so seven percent of what gets you get you by taylor to seven percent of three million is that 210 000 a year can you live on that fuck yeah okay is your your answer? I guess, yeah. That's why I say three. That's where a guy, a woman with a part-time job making 40k and a kid can do great. Where, though?

Well, not LA. Get the fuck out of there. Not LA, not New York. Wherever you want because you're retired now. You don't need to be in New York or LA. You can go somewhere where land is $5,000 an acre. Missouri is pretty cool now. We've got legal weed. It's cheap to live here.

We're going to have legal weed in February. Missouri's not a bad call. I mean, obviously, get away from the St. Louis arch, but anywhere else. Yeah, just don't go to St. Louis, and it's a great state. I don't know Missouri's state tax situation, but that would impact my decision. If I had no roots, I might look at Texas, Florida. I think we're low, but we're not one of those zero guys.

Yeah, Florida. If I moved anywhere, any other state, Florida. You'd be Florida, man. I want to see the adventures you get into. I mean, think about this. You have a blue wall? Because I want, yeah, I could get a blue wall of my very own. Because, like, basically, like, dream weather.

A hardwood wall. Dream weather would really be, like, L.A. Because I think L.A. is, like, in the 70s all the time. Yeah, like, that would be, like, true dream weather. But I could not afford to live there. And it's so far away from, like, everyone I know and, like, my family. But Florida, it's almost as good of weather. It's way cheaper to live there and it's so far away from like everyone i know and like my family but florida it's almost as good of weather it's way cheaper to live there and that's you know i just i never i don't want to

live somewhere with snow anymore at some point i'm going to leave and go somewhere where snow's not a thing and that's going to be i want the opposite we already had snow this year fucking ridiculous in snow all the time i want to live in slow all the time i want i want that i wanted to be like oh it's july finally the snow left we time. Why? I want it to be like, oh, it's July. Finally, the snow left. We can see the... Oh, and here it gets coming back because I don't have snow. I grew up in Georgia where we have hot, humid summers and muggy, damp,

cold winters. Whenever I go to Colorado or when we went up to Vermont or somewhere like that where they have that feed of snow, I don't know. I've never seen stuff like that. I love it. know feet of snow i don't know i'd never seen stuff like that i love it i've only experienced it maybe a dozen 15 times now it's it's cool i like the problem i have with snow is it falls in places where the days are short and i'm not about

that 4 30 sunset that i would i would hang that shit is depressing. You'd fuck it up again. Touche. Second time's the charm. What ends up happening when you live in a place, because I lived in New Jersey most of my life. So when you live in a place where the air hurts your face, you go outside in the fall and it's muggy. Everything is like dark gray.

It's this nasty, nasty gray. You don't see blue sky for like six months out of the year. And then it rains. It's like freezing rain. And if it snows, it's great. If it snows a lot, let's say it snows a foot or more, it's great for that first few hours because there's a silence. There's an eerie silence. And you're like, oh, my God, this is fantastic. And then it gets colder.

It stops snowing. Everything turns to ice. You have to then take all the snow out of your driveway. You have to shovel it out. You break your back. Then you have to deal with people driving on this snow. That turns it into this nasty gray slush on the

sides. You have dogs pissing and shitting everywhere. Then you have to dig your car. If you're street parking, you have to dig your car out of the street and then you leave a lawn chair there and you have to fight with your neighbors because if they move your lawn chair, you took three hours out of your day trying

to get your car out. This is why I would never want to live there again. You're making me a little homesick. Where in Jersey are you from? Elizabeth. Elizabeth, okay. Yeah. It's right next to Newark, so it's the best place in Jersey. I mean, it's no

Camden, but okay. I like Colorado a lot. Colorado is fantastic. Colorado is a desert. It's where I was born. Colorado is like a desert. It's very dry there. You don't get that damp humidity

that makes everything yucky and awful. I've lived my entire life in that. The winters in Colorado have always... I don't know. It's not as cold. that makes everything yucky and awful and i've lived my entire life in that um so like the winters in colorado have always i don't know it's not as cold like 20 degrees in colorado doesn't feel as awful as like 30 30 degrees i went outside today it was 42 it was so fucking cold because it's like wet and rainy i'm like god it's like gets in your bones it's so fucking cold but if it was dry it wouldn't be so bad. The same is true with the heat. I would hear about those.

You'd see the Weather Channel in the Southwest, 105, 108. How do they survive? Because they don't have any humidity. It doesn't stick to you the way it does in other places. 95 degrees is like almost impossible. You can't work outside for all day unless you're just constantly hydrating because you can't sweat anymore. Triple digits is like all right i i have to stay inside like i'll sweat taking the garbage out in like 100 degrees and it's it'll be like am i sweating or am i just like tacky now

from the moisture shower and get out and sweat your your new shirt. It's so fucking gross. I had a roof put on my old house in the middle of summer. And it must have been like 100, 500, 10 degrees. And this is like super humid Florida, central Florida. And the people putting on the roof, I mean, they're roofers. So they're closer to the sun than I am. Good choice. Yeah. I know. I know. We're going to get a pl I am. Good choice. Yeah. And I know, I know.

We're going to get a plumber to do it. Yeah. No, but like these guys were wearing two layers. They're wearing long sleeves. They're wearing a hat. And like they're just covered up the entire time. And I'm just thinking like what is it about their physiology that allows them to do this? Because I would die die within an hour. They probably just need money.

I think about that. Yes, but they could take off clothes and do the same work and then have... Nah. I bet it's the love of the game. That's what's going on. You go to pay them and they're like, pish posh. Everybody's no good here.

I look at the military that way. I see people in the military, they wear long sleeves, long pants. Oftentimes they have a vest on top of their fatigues. You can imagine what someone on Iraq just picture them. They've got the bulletproof whatever. They've got heavy shit they're

hauling around. Even if they don't have a backpack, they still have, I'm making it up, like 30 pounds worth of shit hanging on them. And I'm like, how do you do that in the desert? I would be a heat casualty all the time. Go back to Vietnam, and they're all fucking white feeders and shit

smoking weed out of shotguns. Humidity is a killer. That's why we lost Nam. It's because it was hot. This is making sense, yeah. It was the humidity. It wasn't the heat, it was the humidity. It was the humidity. That's why we got fucked in Vietnam.

It is why we lost in Nam. Yeah, but why did we lose in Afghanistan with the dry heat? It's the dry heat. We had acclimated ourselves to Nam. He's making sense, Taylor. Checkmate. Do I have to walk you through this shit? See, this is the problem.

America keeps going moist war, dry war, moist war, dry war. If we could just hit two in a row. I feel like what I'm learning in Afghanistan and Vietnam and Ukraine is it's really hard to win away games. Don't do it.

You think we need a good home game? That's what I'm saying. Yes. Go ahead and invade Missouri, guys. We'll get you. That's fucked up, man. If you're getting to us, you've already invaded at least six other states just a fucking just paratrooper to missouri take out the first delight of defense which are hammer murderers oh yeah you drop people into st louis and they'd be like

general the coordinates are off. We've already struck here. So I had a – we finished filming one of the car tracks, my series that I do with Tyler Hoover and Ed Bullion. And we did a thing in Missouri where we were in like the wine country. There was like this castle that you could rent. And then we sort of did a three to five, I think it was like five episode series around this castle doing a Christmas special. And we ended with giving a bunch of toys to like a local church. And Ed Bolian, he's like the Christian guy in our group. So we're like, you pick the church. So he picked the church in St. Louis. And we get there

and we have this Maserati, this four-door Maserati that Ed Bullion had. It's leaking a ton of coolant. And we had put all of our toys on top of this Maserati, kind of like a Christmas tree. And we'd adorned it with Christmas lights and all that stuff. And we are rolling into the ghetto, the absolute like, I mean, this is nuts. And we get in front of this church, which is like, you know, legitimately old, old style church. And we start putting all these new brand new toys on the side. And we have this security guard who was there, I guess he was an off-duty cop or something. And he goes, what are you doing here? Like, oh, well, we called the church. They said that they could take these toys. He's like, you guys better get out of here because it's really

not, he's like, I'm about to leave. And when I leave, you need to leave. And Ed is one of these guys that he doesn't understand the risks that he takes sometimes. So he goes to us, he goes, what are they going to do, shoot us? Yes, yes, that's exactly

what they do. So we do this as quickly as possible. I mean, we also have like a full film crew there. So we have, you know, expensive cameras and we have equipment and all this stuff. So we do our final shots and everything. And as we're driving off, we hear like just a few blocks away, just gunshots going off. It's like, oh, maybe that's fireworks. They're a festive group over here. But that was that got like pretty hairy, and that was right in. I mean, this is like a few blocks away from downtown St. Louis.

Downtown St. Louis, Taylor, quick fact check. Known for its Christmas spirit? No. It is a. People think that St. Louis as a city is a meme. People who listen to the show haven't been there. Like, think I'm playing it up. Like, I do not go. Obviously, you never go east of the river because that's the most dangerous area of the country.

Like, East St. Louis, don't fuck. Don't go there. There's nothing to gain by going there. And even downtown now, like, I go to a blues game. And it's like, as soon as everyone leaves, it's our hockey team, and when everybody leaves the arena, it's like all the hockey fans are like, all right, we're all in this together. And so everybody stays in a giant block walking back because it is a dangerous shithole.

It's like a shame seeing old pictures of what the city used to look like because it's unlivable bad now. bad now oh yeah it's really bad and we we went there um like a week after like the really bad blm riots so all the barricades were still up so we're all trying to take the the uh crew out to like a roots chris steakhouse or something it's like this this crazy war zone is like hey i'm not really hungry anymore i feel like if you take interstate 64 to 70 across st louis have you seen any of this good stuff or not so much like into east st louis yeah like i've seen like just just the absolute dilapidation of it yeah you just go 64 like and and you can get all the way into east st louis and take a look like it's too much of an optimist i'm like this is just a city that needs some chicken

and broccoli oh no it's a city that needs a total overhaul like it is there are whole like blocks where like if you wander into east st louis like cops will find you and approach you and be like you need to leave. That's exactly what happens. You have to get out of here. You are a fool. You don't realize where you are right now and how dangerous this is. You'll get shot for fun. Someone will see you and they will shoot you for fun, potentially.

It's a horrid, horrid place. I've said it before because it describes it perfectly. East St. Louis looks like a paintball course. I've said it before because it describes it perfectly. East St. Louis looks like a paintball course. It looks like a torn down paintball course where I've thought that driving through there because it's a bunch of horrid, like the city hasn't mowed the grass in years.

Years. Like you see those videos of like St. Louis and Detroit where it's just a jungle over there because they don't mow anything. The trees are growing. The roads are cracked. People are just standing menacingly on the side of the road

staring at you in a way that's not like a person driving by. It's spooky. This looks like Block, the COD format. This is a good look. I'm running MP5. I'm running a good look i'm running mp5 fucking yeah i'm running mp5 scorpion work on this man but i mean like ass we're not that bad

detroit also shitty memphis also shitty so it's not like st louis is the only shitty oh i'm thinking it's pretty bad too albuquerque's shitty. You think Memphis is shitty? Oh, yeah. Their crime is unreal right now. Yeah. Like, I... Because it's, like, a Midwest city. Like, I'll just see...

I don't know why I link Nashville and Memphis together. Nashville's an awesome city. It's so, like, nice and fun, and they have that huge, like, strip of all the country, Western bars and all that. Nashville's a really cool city i've been there twice and i like it a lot um i don't think it's very dangerous once and i didn't think it looked all that dangerous but i'm sure i didn't go to the bad part

same is true of cincinnati i remember it being like i don't know just a medium-sized city that you drive past i stayed there for a couple nights but but I didn't see anything scary. I stayed there for one night on my way home when I bought the Goldwing. Meanwhile, I stayed in Louisville one night with some bad motherfuckers from Canada and they were scared. That's how rough Louisville is.

Louisville was really disappointing. You've got to say it right. You've got to say Louisville. Louisville. If you know who Funk gotta say Louisville yeah if you know if you know um who Funker Tactical is um two of those guys um were down with me doing some filming and they had like ARs in their car and I probably suppressors and stuff like like they're armed back there and their truck driving behind us and they were like I have my ar in my lap it's rough here i'm like yeah i mean we got our pistols

up here like we're ready to go too but you know i didn't think it was that bad i mean we're armed but not scared oh yeah i mean you come from canada what kind of crimes do they commit in canada i think rudeness is a crime yeah yeah it is it is like. I order you to say sorry for cutting him off. I order you to buy him a Leafs ticket. I got really stoned the other night and apparently I ordered this. That's unique.

Go figure. Go figure. Kyle got absolutely blasted. But he hasn't been getting as high because we haven't had to see his... Oh my God, is that the Sopranos pic? Oh my God. Please get yourself painted into it. Please.

Oh, that's great. Where's that going to go? Living room above the fireplace? My living room next to fucking Kramer. I've got Kramer in the living room in his suit sitting there, you know, like he was doing his whole thing. So Tony's going right next to him. That is Tony and his horse, Pio Mai,

as reimagined by Pauly Goltieri to make him feel less afraid, more or less, and repair some of the fire damage around the feet. We all know. We all know the tale. The tale is 20 years old. Not as old as time. Sprite House is one of those cities, one of those series that I haven't

rewatched, but I really want to, but I remember the pacing being so much slower than say a Breaking Bad or a more modern show. At times. I think that's keeping me from re-watching it. Yeah, I guess I really like it. I guess it's better if you binge watch them.

I messed that up. The Sopranos is often a real character study. It's all about Tony Soprano and seeing how evil is he going to get. But I'm into those slow-paced like little stories like there's one where paulie's like this old lady's garbage man gets beaten up and she says to paulie oh mr gultieri the nice garbage man he got beaten up and they took his root away they beat him up yeah he was nice. He took my trash cans out every year.

Now Pauly's involved. Now a real deal gangster is involved with this problem. And it turns out on the other end, an equally real deal gangster. And so they have to take it to the head of the family over this

little old lady's. ladies and meanwhile the poor fucking yard man whose like arm is broken he's the one who ends up getting fucked over because he has to pay paulie for like you know putting a word in and he has to now like cut a bunch of people's yards for free who have nothing to do with this whole affair he's cutting john Johnny Sacrimony's yard. A New York mob man. Cutting that guy's yard for free, even after that guy goes to prison. My favorite side story is

I forget. You're going to know this. Somebody told Tony Soprano's daughter that she looked good. Coco. What did he say to her exactly? He's got a little whipped cream there like to add a little more to it oh it must be nice to tuck her in at night that is pretty ghoulish boyfriend stands up do we have a fucking we have a problem he's like hey

take it easy kid just busting balls you have a good night and like walks away and then she tells tony and uh it doesn't want to tell Tony. She tells her mother. And the mother makes her tell Tony. And Tony's like, he starts breathing all heavy because he's a beast. And he says, he's just a silly guy. He must have been drinking. Don't worry about it. I'll talk to

some people. They'll get him some help. That's what's going to happen. He walks into that man's bar that he owns and immediately hits him in the mouth with a pistol that he's holding and the man goes down and he continues to beat him in the face with the pistol my fucking daughter and then he gets up and and somebody's like whoa whoa and he put butchie is and he points the pistol at butchie and blood comes out of the barrel and butchie sits down and shuts the fuck up and then he puts him he puts his mouth on the bar goes to curb stomp and butchie goes don't do it tony looks up like yeah pop and curb stomps all

of his teeth out the next scene he's in fucking couples therapy and there's a tooth in the cuff of his pants. He's like, yeah, I've been working on my anger. That is the, I think that's the penultimate episode of Sopranos. It's like the second to last episode. Yeah, I think you're right. It's one of the better side stories, I thought. Feet stuff.

Oh, yeah. Fuck out of them. No, I like all that stuff. I've seen the Sopranos a dozen times or something like that. So I've just been starting to watch I'm super late to this, but I started to watch Game of Thrones and I'm like in

season two or three or something. And I get the people saying it's good, but I feel like the storylines are pretty formulaic. Like you can see things coming from a mile away. Nothing, but I feel like the storylines are pretty formulaic. You can see things coming from a mile away. If it's

nudity or violence or whatever, okay, I get that it's shocking, but other than that, this story is super just bare-bones. Did you go in with any spoilers? Did you expect Ned to die? You knew about that? I knew that they killed off a lot of main characters

that's the only thing knowing that knowing that's a little bit of a helpful did you get to um rob stark's wedding no no no not yeah i mean there's a lot of stuff in in the show that'll take you by surprise they'll take some twists and turns later on so give it a little bit more time it is a shocking show um at times and sometimes see what they do a good job of is building a character up and making him your guy or, or your girl. And then just like killing that character. And you're like, ha,

I've seen this before. I've had my characters die. And they always go out on top though, fighting 50 men and like sacrificing himself to plant the flag or pull the fuse out of the bomb. That's not what's going to happen here though. They're going to die in the mud and nobody's going to be there to hear their last words. It's going to be rough. So one of the bomb. That's not what's going to happen here, though. They're going to die in the mud and nobody's going to be there to hear their last words. It's going to be rough.

One of the things that I actually maybe I learned about myself, but the scene where, I think it's probably season two, where one of these dudes, he kills a bunch of people in what's the

Stark's city or whatever? Winterfell. Yeah, Winterfell. He kills a bunch of people in what's the Stark's city or whatever? Winterfell. He kills a bunch of people and he burns two kids. This is Theon Greyjoy doing this. There you go. Theon Greyjoy. Then they start torturing him and I'm like,

okay, cool. Let's torture this. This dude burned two kids. They're torturing Theon Greyjoy. Right? And that's what you're saying. And you're thinking he's getting his comeuppance. This is fair. Right, right. It's fair. But what I kind of like is that

they release him and then they go on this wild goose chase for two days. He gets intercepted by this other roving band of whoever. Then he almost gets raped in the woods. Then somebody saves him right before

he's about to get assaulted. Then they take him back. They trick him, take him back to where he was getting tortured. Then they torture him worse. That just mind fucks him. And I'm like, oh, that's

fantastic. So that storyline, you're on like... Oh no, I know it gets worse. I know. You're two and a half out of the ten steps so far. Many levels to his hell. I'm here for all of it because dude, you dude, I mean, you do stuff to kids.

I'm like, I don't care what happens to you. Dude, it's crazy what Game of Thrones does to me. Because at some point I'm like, leave Theon alone. I forgave him. Okay, a couple child murders, but you did that? That's worse than a couple murders, right? Look, I want to see if this happens to everybody. This happens to us anyway.

We were like you. Fuck Theon Greyjoy. You are the reason that Winterfell is in this position. You're supposed to be at home holding it down while Rob's back avenging us. They were good to you when they didn't have to be. They've been the best to you. They're the real family you've always known. And then he shits on them, kills the old guy like like brutally like like woody hacking his head off like like it's it's painfully and brutally

like an ugly death um i'll call it and then and then you know like you said killing those two children um i and then skinning them and burning them or whatever the fuck he did burning them i think to disguise their identities but but like eventually like maybe two or three more episodes from now you'll be like you know what he's you got him whoa whoa whoa you got you no no he's good now no no you got him oh no not again you can't do that that's permanent he's on oh no i'm fine with any i don't make him don't change his name I'm fine with any of it. I wonder where you're going to land on Jamie Lannister. So Jamie Lannister, as you saw in maybe the first or second

episode, he pushes Bran out the window and you're like, okay, Jamie Lannister, certified stinky poo-poo head. I hope he gets his. And then over time, you're like, that's rough. No, I get that it's rough but it's it's just like i guess maybe it just um showed me something about myself that i didn't know like

oh i i don't have i don't have a filter when it comes to like yeah maybe he should get his dick cut off you know like there's lots of great things like that because like who's the bad guy there the person who's clearly like a maniac who torturing him. That's not a good guy. Oh, no, of course not. Of course he isn't. I mean, it's two bad guys. It's awful people in a dungeon, but you can't look away. And that's not traditional storytelling, or at least traditional TV.

Game of Thrones does a lot of things wonderfully. Ending was, you know, we're not going to rehash that. One thing you mentioned is the game. The one right now is masterpiece. Yeah, yeah, yeah. was... We're not going to rehash that. One thing you mentioned is that he... One of the Game of Thrones I like about it is so many of the characters are gray. There are very few characters. Jon Snow

is maybe purely good. Ned Stark, I think, was too. But most of them all have their pros and cons. Even Stannis Baratheon. Everything he does, he believes is right. I don't want to spoil Tavares' show

for him. Oh, no, I don't care. I don't care about it. The show's been out for years and years and years. Spoilers don't matter. That's true. Great show. Anyway, he makes some decisions along the way where you're like, is the ends worth the means?

Did I say that right? I think I did. Even good guys are not so great. Are you guys into Downton Abbey? The old British show. I have all that Britbox shit, but no, man. Isn't that like a British

soap opera, but even more slow and less sexy? So I thought this, and then I watched like two episodes, and I got hooked. I watched every season, and then I watched the two movies that they had. Aren't there like a ton of seasons? No, no, no. So this is like a relatively new show. I misunderstood then. To me, I thought it was like Young and the Restless

that's been on for 30 years or something. No, no, no. Downton Abbey is just it's been on for, God, I don't know how many seasons somebody has to research this, but I think it might be five or six. And then they had two movies and it's all within the last, I'd say, eight years

that everything was shot. But the storyline is good. Everybody in it essentially takes place in one house and it has, you know, lords and ladies and all the staff. Everybody's a catty bitch. Like everybody's just super catty with each other. And, you know, they're all on the spectrum and they don't know how to talk to one another. And it's written really, really well. I mean, the set design is great. on the spectrum and they don't know how to talk to one another. And it's written really, really well.

The set design is great. The cinematography is good. I really did not expect to like this because I'm not the sense of sensibility type of guy. But it was very, very good. My grandma likes that show and I found out she liked it

because she was like, I was trying to help her set up her Netflix or something a couple years ago, and she's like, can you help me find Downtown Abbey on there? And I was like, Downtown Abbey? And she's like, yeah. And I'm like,

I'm almost positive that's not what it's called. And then she was like, well, shit. I've been saying downtown Abbey to my friends. I've been saying check out downtown Abbey. But she was corrected. My grandma's a very sweet southern lady. And one of the seasons, Abbey actually shows up.

I'll check that out maybe if I run out of other stuff. And you've got a ways to go with it. I don't know how fast you watch shows, I'll check that out maybe if I run out of other stuff. You've got a ways to go. I don't know how fast you watch shows, but whenever you finish up Game of Thrones, the prequel is out now, the House of Dragons, and it's really good too. I watched it. Did you watch it?

I finished it. Okay. What do you think? What are your overall thoughts? We don't have to get into every little plot point, but as strong as... I'm going to say that Game of Thrones season four-ish or something, good, but not peak Game of Thrones,

seemed to pull me in a little more. You nailed it, I thought, in one of your summaries when you said that season one is really about setting up the follow-on seasons. You need to understand the dynamics between the families. It did seem a little small in scope in that it was really about a family instead of about a universe. Dragonstone, King's Landing, and the ocean, which is kind of between the two, I think, where the crab man is.

And that's where we are. It's like we're watching a show about the United States, and we spent the whole thing in Florida, Georgia line. And there's hardly anyone in this, hardly any of the major players that aren't in the same family, right? Even if it's by marriage or whatever. It's all about the Targaryens and their infighting. But still, I want to see when they went to Storm's End,

where the Baratheons are from, I believe, I wanted more of that. I'd like to see what his hall is like. I want to have dinner with that guy. I wish the kid had went there and had a whole feast with him and then the other shit had happened after the feast or something. I'd like to see more of... I don't know.

This is a minor thing, I guess, to most people, but at the very end, there's a set piece. It's called the Painted Table, which is a terrible name because words mean thing and it's not painted. But you might remember they're sort of planning a big event at the end and they put fire under the table and it sort of illuminates i loved that i instantly went to etsy i'm like is anybody making this absolutely

yeah i didn't find it maybe maybe you know something. You can get one of those. It's different. One of those resin tables where they do all that lighting. I guarantee there's a resin table maker. It would cost you a few thousand. Who would do that? It'd be hard to replicate. It is a really impressive set piece. Can we get a picture of the pink table? I'd love to see it too.

You should see some of this. I got kind of into that for a while and thought about getting into it for fun. There are some artists on YouTube who make these ridiculous $30,000, $40,000 tables that someone's going to do this. Someone's going to do this perfectly. But I agree. When I saw them light the table up, I was like, man, why didn't Stanis light up the table? Yeah, pull this up. I want to see this. So there's some close-ups that help you appreciate it. When I saw them light the table up, I was like, man, why didn't Stanis light up the table? Exactly. You share these pictures.

There's some close-ups that help you appreciate it. Then the third picture is an overview of the whole table. It is amazing. This is one of the coolest set pieces I think I've ever seen. Here it is up close. Maybe you can zoom in a little. Thank you.

It looks like that. It's a map. What you've got to keep in mind is like when there's not fires burning underneath the table none of that is lit or illuminated so so like ah so they like create when they light the fire underneath slowly it reveals all of this inlay and it was a cool set piece that's really cool And that's a real down. It's a real table. I don't know where we can get one. And then the next picture shows like the scale of it. There it is unlit,

but they, they light a fire underneath the bottom of it. And then I'm sure it's led lights, LEDs in real life, but it, it illuminates in a fire color, some sort of orange. And I saw this and I was like,

good God, I need to get rid of my shitty coffee tables and get one of these. So that's Westeros, right? I couldn't see around. It is Westeros. It's the shape of Westeros. That's really cool. They're fortunate that they don't live somewhere where a table, like an archipelago

nation, couldn't make a table out of that. No, you'd have a bunch of stools around and little end tables. If it were like the Philippines, they couldn't make a table. It'd have a bunch of stools around and little end tables. If it were like the Philippines, they couldn't make a table. It'd be a bunch of little stools. Do you think those guys could survive St. Louis?

Those guys? I mean, I don't... There's no way Ned Stark survives. He's going to be relying on a sense of honor that is not shared. I think Robert Baratheon would with his war hammer, right? Like he'd fit right in. He'd be respected.

Hammer fighting. Yeah, he would be respected. Freddie probably doesn't know this. There's a lot of hammer-related crime in St. Louis. A lot of people murdered with hammers over there. And so if he shows up with the King Hammer, it might imbue a sense of respect. A bludgeoning capital of the Midwest. Of America.

Don't shortchange us. Of the Americas. Someday, we're coming for you, Honduras! We're coming for you! We're going to take you off your smarmy throne of danger. We'll fucking lock.

We need hammer control, right? Common sense hammer control. 75% of Americans are in favor of hammer control. Common sense hammer control. You guys got me on politics again. Pelosi stepped down. She's no longer the leader of the Democrats

in the House. Oh, no. Yeah, right. That impacts my life so much. Am I the only one who sees it as a loss? To me, it looks like a crazy showed up, scared her, and then she quit the fucking business, ran her out of town. Yeah. Those are big talks to film.

I see it a little differently. I see it as... Coincidence, huh? It's this. out of town yeah those are big talks to film i see it a little differently i see it as coincidence huh it's this i i think it's no fun to be the minority ruler right it's no fun to lead the house when your party lost it and that's where she is so not only did she drop out but the two the second most powerful person in the house and the third most powerful person in the house all three of them were like fuck it we're bowing down and not just a generation younger but like two generations younger are leading the house now for the democrats which isn't much leadership because the house that

republicans run it but it implies that the next time the democrats get power assuming that happens again that uh they'll have younger leadership and as uh i don't know i think it to me it it sounds like maybe there was a deal and she was like look if we if we hang on to control then i stay in power and so does so do these people and if we lose it then yeah we'll do the thing you guys been wanting we'll put jim in and beverly and bob and like everybody's everybody knows where they're what position they're moving into. The Republicans did the same thing. Paul Ryan led the House, and then when the Republicans lost the House, Paul Ryan's

like, fuck it. This job sucks if you're not in charge. He's still pretty young, isn't he? 42? Yeah, he was like, as far as politicians go, he was a spring job. Yeah, and he was in really good shape. He's probably the best looking male politician I can think of. Really? Those ears. I mean, think about the competition, yeah. And he was in really good shape. He's probably the best looking male politician I can think of. Really? Those ears.

I mean, think about the competition, man. Can we get shirtless Paul Ryan? Who's the best looking male Lindsey Graham? A five in Congress. A Congress five. Pull Strom Thurman. All right? Pull Strom up.

You know who I like? I like that guy, Chuck Grassley, who's 101. I want to talk to him about his life and just be like, what was it like when Chuck Grassley took off? I like the thing about Grassley being older than the chocolate chip cookie,

and it's true. Fake news. Chocolate chip cookies have existed a long time. Look at this guy. No, the thing is, chocolate chip cookies are almost brand fucking new. Look at this guy. No, the thing is chocolate chip cookies are almost brand fucking new. It's a bigger brag than it sounds like. What? They're not almost brand new. They've been putting chocolate in cookies for

centuries. I bet that they've been making Plymouths for longer than chocolate chips existed. Chocolate chip cookie invented in 1938. Yeah, exactly. 1938. That's not that long ago. I'm saying that that's... Well, it's pretty long in people years.

That's not really when they invented it. Why wouldn't you put it in people years? That's when they probably had Chips Ahoy start making it. People were making that shit way before. Taylor, without proof, claims that chocolate chip cookies existed before chocolate chip cookies were invented. Open your eyes, people! This has always been. Reality is before you.

You just have to see it. No, honestly, unironically, there's no fucking way that they just figured out putting chocolate in cookies in 1938. That's insane. in 1938. That's insane. You have to be a crazy person to think that there wasn't some German grandma in 1840 who was like, oh, put chocolate in here. Do you know what chocolate cost in Germany in 1840? Borderline free.

That's all they ate. You made all this up. There's nothing Taylor says backed by anything. You don't know that. You can't know where my facts are coming from because even i don't know that's that's sun tzu always keep your opponent guessing uh what is the logical fallacy call that you just use i don't know the name of it like only a jackass gay faggot would believe that, would he?

And then you're like, what? Oh, yeah, not me. Oh, that is a... It's an association or something? Like, appeal to being a dick. I don't fucking know. I don't know about that one. Appeal to authority or appeal to...

I don't know. I used a couple. I used red herring in there, trying to throw you off the scent with my chocolate misinformation. That's what I'm going to start doing online, spreading misinformation about meaningless things. Basically Reddit. Basically Reddit, yeah.

But we'll see. I think for the Democrats, back on the Pelosi thing, I think it's good. Pelosi was a bad word amongst anyone but the... You said faggot for no reason a second ago, and now we're calling her a bad word? What a liberal

cock! Yeah, yeah. There are words that either team hears. If the blue team hears freaking McConnell, Mitch McConnell or something, they instantly assume it's bad. They want to say Moscow Mitch. Pelosi is a curse word to the red team. So getting her off

the blue team might work to their advantage. On the other hand, she did the job forever. I guess she counted votes well and got shit passed, so they'll miss that. And she has big boobs. I don't know how we'll replace those. Big old mommy milk boobs. I don't know how we'll replace that. Big old mommy milkers.

That's a big bra to fill. Is there any way we'll ever get to see them? Maybe if she has some sort of public mishap, like a Hillary type thing, her blouse just explodes and there's titties. Those titties are just undulating around. She's like at a wind farm for some energy shit. They got to give her CPR.

They got to give her CPR. They got to give her CPR. And every time they press, the buttons are exploding. She's got so much undergarment to hold those milkers in. We don't even know how big they are. I think that would be the most famous event on television ever. One of the buttons hits Biden in the head. That's the little flick that sends him right over the senility edge.

He remembers his grandkids' names. He's launching the missiles to fucking, but he still thinks we're in Korea. I looked at those Chinese back to their wall. I looked at pictures of young Pelosi. This is like a week ago. And young Pelosi This is like a week ago

And young Pelosi was attractive Yeah So I did the exact same thing a week ago Zach can you Why were we doing that I don't know I feel like we did it at the same time Zach can you find a picture of like Find the best Nancy Pelosi picture you can

One that shows her like pretty And I She's not a world class beauty right Like Jackie O I think was Nancy Pelosi picture you can. One that shows her pretty. She's not a world-class beauty, right? Jackie O, I think, was legit good-looking. She's Paul Ryan's equal, I think.

I'm going to search sexy Nancy Pelosi. There's a picture. You better use Bing. Oh, that's a terrible picture. She looks scared. she looks scared and oh my god that's just how people looked back then surprise this is what it looks like when you're getting unwanted sexual advances this isn't the picture i was hoping for look at that shoulder ah there's a there's a youtube video i just found looking up Nancy Pelosi boobs and clicking images and it says

it is a just thumbnail from some podcast called Hard Factor and it's Speaker of the Blouse. It's just her big two tits there. That's a well endowed woman.

Her kids must be pretty anymore. Her kids must be proud. So, you know. Wow. That's a well-endowed woman. It is. Good for her. Her kids must be proud. You can't dislike everything about someone. I mean, it works. It just goes to show you. You can try. No one's going to try, but you can. Yeah.

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Wendy's making moves Kyle what's your favorite fast food restaurant Of the majors. The majors. Don't go. Does Zaxby's count? Because I want to draw on my wings of redemption-ness here and say Zaxby's is so goddamn strong. I think so. It's a bit regional because

I know they don't have it everywhere. If I have to pick one that's everywhere... They're all chicken, right? You can't get a burger there? Yeah, it's all chicken. Yeah, it's all chicken. Chicken fingers and hot wings and fries. That's just about it. But it's really fucking good.

No, I like Wendy's, I guess. I like their spicy chicken sandwich. They have the best nuggets out of the fast food places. Their nuggets are the least fake food to me. At least gross. I can't really eat any of the stuff at McDonald's. Their meat kind of gross of the stuff at mcdonald's like their meat kind of grosses me out at this point their chicken nuggets gross me out um arby's is

disgusting because their meat comes as paste in a bag they boil that bag then they shave the meat off that block of goo that has now turned into a block of meat so can't ever eat that again um so then what's left yeah mc? McDonald's I have good memories of yeah it's good too but they're not going to win any burger wars I have good memories of McDonald's from my childhood but every time I have it as an adult I'm like is this just a bad example of it

or do I remember it too far? their fries are good that's it and when you're a kid they're often cold oh you gotta get them like there so they're hot. I like Burger King fries. Burger King fries are all right, but I think everything in Burger King has fallen off.

Every single Burger King around my area has either closed down or they're so short-staffed that everything they put out is complete garbage. People just don't want to work for minimum wage anymore. It's as if it hasn't gone up in pages. They're not paying the minimum wage. They're paying a decent 10, 12 bucks an hour.

I want a robot making my sandwich anyway. I'm tired of having these low-wage buffoons handle my food. It's just falling down. They're like, I don't want to work for $8. I'm like, I don't want someone who would work for $8 to handle my food. We're on the same team here. Making a lot of sense. Yeah.

Kyle wants them unemployed. If you showed up here to work for $8, I doubt you wash well. You can't afford soap. You're going to be completely checked out. That's awful. I would like one of those robots. That's the future. I want a robot to make my food. Then it's perfect every time. out yeah oh that's that's awful but but no i would like one of those robots to that's the future i

want a robot to make my food then it's like perfect every time it's the same situation because sometimes i when you mentioned when we when we think about burger king when i do i think about like every whopper i've ever unwrapped and how it's just a fucking mess how it how like how it slid apart so a little bit and i've got to like put the sandwich back together now that it's here and how like sometimes half the cheese is stuck to the wrapper and it makes you realize that's not real cheese and then there's just like mayonnaise and it's and like lettuce everywhere they're disgusting i don't like that whoppers have cheese as an option it's weird huh options

without cheese yeah a cheese Cheese is part and parcel of the cheeseburger. Well, a burger. It would be illegal not to have it in there. Yeah, I always get cheese. Who eats hamburgers? Steamed hams. A steamed ham?

Yeah. Aurora Boreal! That's such a great scene. So many people aren't going to I don't like it I don't like that I get the reference and I watch the video and I'm like something's wrong with y'all if y'all think this shit is funny

because I've watched it over and over and it's not it's just not funny to me I don't get the joke apparently what are we talking about we're talking about a unfortunately and I apologize to anyone who didn't know what to get it youtube search steamed hams davar is she playing call of duty it's like the

most popular call of duty of all time it's like a billion dollar game i haven't but i used to i mean i used to play all the time when uh you know before i did youtube but uh what's what's different about this one uh It seems like... So Modern Call of Duties are more about the BR than the multiplayer because there's so much of the focus is there now as far as... If you go to Twitch right now, I looked earlier,

there's about 220,000 people watching people play BR, the Battle Royale mode. And there was 60,000 people, I think, watching multiplayer total. So it's like a huge difference between the two. Because of that, the multiplayer suffers for a lot of different reasons. I'm not good at the multiplayer,

but I also don't think this is a great multiplayer game. It's one of those games where they decided to make everything so cracked that nothing is overpowered. So no one can be like, hey, your pistol is fully automatic and has no recoil because i'll be like yeah you have a shotgun in each hand and they kill me across the map oh yeah well he's got a sniper rifle that you don't even have to aim you just like point it at people and that actually exists yeah yeah i'm pretty dead on there what's the

what's the br got if you a war $166,000. I see now. Four times as much. Because of that, and I'm not loving the BR. I played a little bit. Their servers are bad. We had Hutch on last week and I was like, we're having a connectivity issue. He was downplaying that. We played for eight hours yesterday.

I know what I'm talking about when I talk about this game. I played eight hours yesterday continuously. know what i'm talking about when i talk about this game i played eight hours yesterday continuously i started at 10 a.m um and i and i because the the br was releasing all the new content the season one was releasing all my friends got online we grinded eight hours man i bet we only played 20 games of call of duty in eight fucking hours all day and i bet we play you can't get a match we couldn't get a match and and and we'd sit there and somebody would be like, oh, do the thing where you back out two menus back and restart it. Do the thing where

we switch hosts. Do the thing where everybody restart their games. Everybody restart their computers. Now you host. Now you try a VPN and hours go by and it's like, you know, I think I've played 20 minutes in the last three hours. You know, I'm having a great time

playing Age of Empires 2 with my friends. Then they did this bullshit where they locked one of the guns, a multiplayer gun. You can only get it if you go into their Tarkov, their extraction-like mode, and kill a guy in there, take it, and extract with it.

Well, everybody's just camping the fucking extracts you can't get out they're just and and after the guys kill us after camping the extract i can hear them in voice comms going you see that's what you have to do that's how you get it done and i'm i'm like well all right i guess that's what you have to do that's how you get it done they've made it so you have to go um so yeah i'm not not loving this Call of Duty. A wonderful game came out today. A beta came out today for Darktide, which is the game I'm all into. Have you played it?

Oh yeah, I played all day today. Nice. Did they add more stuff? Yeah, they opened up a bunch more stuff. Darktide is a Warhammer 40K universe cooperative game where you smash and slash and shoot like huge hordes of enemies. And the pre-order beta is live right now and it will

be for like the next week or two or something like that and they're going to slowly like open it up shoot a lot would you call it a game okay it depends on the character um the character that i would recommend to you is like the guardsman he's like the closest thing to a first person shooter like guy there is he can spam grenades he shoots a lot he gets head shot multipliers you're going to have to get your sword out a lot though and defend yourself because it's it's 50 50 you can just be more like 70 30 if that makes sense but 30 of the time the tank character seems like he's gonna be using his gun the minority of the time so there is a character called an ogren this is a a human who grew up on a giant earth,

right? A planet with heavy gravity. So he weighs like 2,000 pounds. He's like four times taller than a normal man. They're incredibly huge. They have the intelligence of about a two-year-old child, though. The smartest Ogryn ever could count to four and spell his own name, and his name was Short.

So... The name's Bob. I assume this is all, like, voice and dialogue. You learn this in game, like, as they snip at each other. So you look at this guy, and you think, tank. Well, I look at him and I see, oh yeah, he's got, like,

30% more health than we do. Something like that, roughly. 25% more, 50% more, whatever it is. But he's also four times bigger and like literally bigger and the enemies are shooting yeah so so um he um he's not as much of a tank as you might think because he's so goddamn big um you kind of have to build that class to utilize toughness which is kind of which is like the shield in that game but he is really funny he has silly silly voice lines. He's like oh

Oguren spurs like this is dumb shit, and I've lost more blood than this His special attack like my special attack I'd like I like spin the blade and do a little uppercut flick with it kind of slick his special attack is a pimp slap Cuz he's so goddamn big that a pimp slap kills a man. He's just whack! And blood and gore flies. He like slings this guy against the wall. So

yeah, I'm going to be playing a ton more tonight. Dude, two weeks. Less than two weeks until it comes out for real. I'm excited. Yeah, I mean you can play tonight if you wanted to. Pre-order that bitch and then cancel the pre-order if you want to. I mean, pre-order it and get in there and play. We're playing. I'm playing all night. It's been a ton of fun.

I got my copy ready to go. Are you still playing the same character? The character's from the previous beta. I'll call it the alpha. The pre-pre-beta, whatever. That's all gone away. However, the intention now, the intention is that whatever is done in the current beta that we're in right now

will carry over to the main game, barring any complications that might arise. Like maybe that breaks the game and they have to erase it. But the plan is to let it carry over. I know what character I want to play. I'm going to do the Zealot. I've watched a lot of videos.

I've done a lot of research. That's my lady. She's super hardcore. I already made. I've watched a lot of videos. I've done a lot of research. That's my lady. She's super hardcore. I already made my character, spent a lot of time picking out her tattoos and facial scars. We can do her hair just right. Do her backstory, figuring out what brought her to this place. You do pick a backstory, which is interesting.

I followed a false prophet. I was misled. Does it change anything, the backstory? I think it changes your voice lines and how you communicate with your teammates. is interesting i followed a false prophet i was misled does it change anything the backstory i think it changes your your voice lines and like how you communicate with your teammates but like you pick like oh i'll be ogren or whatever and i didn't care because it was the alpha and so i picked the tank character and then it was like what planet are you from and like you pick like among those and like the little descriptions there of like a desolate wasteland where only

the hardest are forged into true ogren and then other ones where it's like, it's not too bad. And then it changes how it is. So word on the street on the internet is that a very small group of the developers were unhappy with the game's direction initially. They felt that they weren't represented by the characters. And so they said that about 30% of dev time and effort,

then go there going forward was spent on this create a character shit so that everybody can have a character that represents them. Who cares? They're like goblins in space. Again, this is my rumor from the internet, but, but, that represents them. Who cares? They're like goblins in space. Again, that was... Again, this is my rumor from the internet. How am I going to empathize with this online demon man

if he doesn't also have two big men? He needs to look like me. He needs to look like me. The nice thing, though, because that does annoy me a little, this anonymous person who's a friend that works there claimed that a lot of content got cut, like maps and characters and stuff, because they spent so much time on this creative character and stuff

that, frankly, I didn't care about. The predecessor game, Vermintide 2, it's like four guys, three guys and a girl or whatever, who are going on an adventure, and they have names, and you know them, and they personalities. And you can change their shirt and that's about it. The same voice actor is in this one. The character I picked, you can have

three different voice actresses. Man, those are some bad priorities. This game was supposed to come out like eight months ago, right? And they were futzing around with Create-A-Class. Or Create-A-Character a class. I don't know. Create a character. Yeah, I don't know if that's what

took them so long, but I kind of wish they had. Here's what's really irking me right now. There's still no goddamn leaderboard. We still don't know who got the most kills. It makes me not want to try at times. I'm like, they got it. Why would I come over there and help

you with your shit? I think you'll be okay. I'll pick you up to go down. I don't want to play with you until they get those scores up. Why? Like, now nobody knows. I was joking that you'd let me die. I was playing earlier, and I'm like, I think I carried the fuck out of this game,

but I have no idea. And the worst part is, I bet they don't know they got carried and they think they're good they're not gonna go practice now it's like taxes in real life you should know that you stink so that you go practice like when i first started i stunk and i watched hours of video and i practiced and i learned combinations until i was good enough to like beat the harder difficulties and i actually got better but we have no idea who's good or bad because there's no goddamn leaderboards you just kind of have to i don't know keep count as you go you like you always min max games like it is that

what it's called min maxing where like yeah like when you got into like age of mythology with me like a few years ago you immediately like the way i always would like play those games was like try and figure it out like over time like oh i guess i did too much in food i didn't collect enough stone or gold or whatever you would like be like yeah i watched a video exactly this many villagers on this and at this time do this and if it gets to seven minutes i don't have this i quit and restart and like you you like train yourself at those games to get good. Yeah, because I'm not exactly talented as far as moving buttons around, but I've got a lot of work ethic

when it comes to getting good at something. So I'll always outwork my opposition when it comes to that. That's how I play Rust. When Middy and I play duos of Rust, we're probably among the bottom 20% in skill in the lobby, but we'll be in the top 80% or 90% as far as territory gained, fights won, any metric that you could measure. Because on day one, we work a 28-hour day.

We don't stop. We go into the next day, and then we sleep for as little as we can stand, like five hours, six hours, and then we sleep for as little as we can stand like five hours six hours and then we do another 14 hour day and we have already put a day on the competition by doing that so by day three we're ready to like fuck shit up and they're and and they're way behind so like we just outwork the competition in a game that's supposed to be about gunfights right we just went and fucking hit trees for hours on end, motherfucker. We're coming for you.

Yeah, I like grinding games like that. I'm going to grind this game. This is a game that'll take hours and hours of grinding to get better weapons. It's also a game that has a lot of weapons. They've unlocked a lot more weapons than were previously available, so I don't know. I want that

giant magical hammer thing that like character like upgrade where like as you level up you can be like oh i want more damage resistance or whatever that's way more robust than it was in the previous vermentide like you you have a lot more options seemingly for like all of your eventual upgrades and way more combinations of it is what i note. Because if you go by to regular Vermintide, there's not a ton. You have three selections

for five skills. You unlock them at 5, 10, 15, 20, and 25, and 30, those levels. Yeah, you're able to synergize those together, those perks, I'll call them, if you're familiar with COD, to synergize maybe a character

who's just really tough, or maybe a character who's really fast, or maybe a character who's whatever you want to do a character who's really fast or maybe a character who's whatever you want to do. There's a lot of different ways you can play the game. I'm real excited about it. Anybody wants to play it, pre-order the fucking game, play the

beta and then just cancel pre-order if you don't want to play it. I'm going to pre-order it. I'm going to do that after this. You know we're all going to play it. This is the game that I've been waiting for to re-enter into gaming. Freddie, I was going to ask

Kyle, you have this insane work ethic. Let's just say... At some things. Let's call it that. Is it something that you learn to do, or is it like innate? I would say I learn to do it.

I get really into things, and I think that it's a symptom of that. My obsessiveness requires that kind of work ethic. Otherwise, I would be really down on myself all the time. Because if I get into a thing, like let's say I got into pickleball, right? They play pickleball in prison. I didn't play because I didn't want any pickleball incidents. But let's say I got into pickleball. Man, I'd have to play pickleball at a high level to enjoy myself. Like a lot of people can go in there and have fun i really got to beat somebody and i don't want to just beat anybody like he needs to be trying and it'd be kind of cool if he was younger than me and he was trying right

so i'm gonna have to try real hard and i can't just go out there and wing it i'm gonna have to watch some professional pickleball players play i'm gonna i'm gonna need some good gear too i'm gonna need the shoes i'm gonna need shorts. If there's a hat and some glasses, I'll need that, too, and I'll buy the best of the best. And then if I need to, I'll find the guy in my area who is the best, and I'll pay him if I have to, but I'll lean on

hey, do you ever heard of me? And I'll get him to train me to do that. I usually do that. I usually try to find an expert. You could go the other way. You could get him to play the game in your place. And that his score was yours. That's what you do when you want to troll somebody. Like, hey.

God, I love that. You think you can beat me? Yeah, well, I'm a 5'7 black guy. Anytime, anywhere. So, like, a lot of video games are, you fit that make that like a obsessive obsessiveness thing uh a good idea like a game like civilization or the age of mythology game we played that was a game where you're memorizing build orders right so like having

that build order perfectly memorized meant that you were minutes ahead because you were shaving seconds off of dozens of decisions i had to aoe2 is even more complicated if you want to play imagine you had to make 50 decisions as they came at you on the fly and you're three seconds faster than anybody else in the world on every one of those and by the time we're done i'm 150 seconds ahead of you my guy's at your place ready to fight and it's 150 seconds before you're even able to fight i'm whooping your villagers asses i'm burning your little like chicken house like like i'm there before you can know how to fight yeah but you know that i i like cheese people too i'm never above that in a game like I love cheese. Anything to get an advantage.

No tactic is too low. There's no honor in these games at all. The more the opponent is upset, that's a big thing for me too. Beating AI isn't that big of a deal. Sharing an experience with friends and overcoming together, I like that. But I also like ruining someone else's time dude i watched i watched this one guy he's like so age of empires 2 definitive edition is like

red bull's putting on tournaments for like 100 grand it's very popular right now and there's this one guy who's so good that there's a bunch of guys who are really good but they're like they make pros look bad almost like they're the best of the pros. And he will like, be like, Hey, I'm going to, uh, fuck with this guy a bit.

Um, I'm going to, uh, and so instead of just doing what he could do, which is roll over everyone with his army and have a booming economy, he'll send like villagers early on to his opponent's base and wall up all of their resources and then put tower. And so like,

then it's like, he're barely playing a real person because they can't even begin the resource development. And I watch that, and I'm like, damn, this looks fun to do to someone, but I would be the one having this done to me. There's no way that I could be fast enough. So there are little petty things that you can do that in Civ that are high enough level that people just won't notice that you're

doing to them. You pay taxes on roads in that game, so you can just start building roads in their territory with your extra workers, and they pay tax on it. It'd be like if I could go into Canada and start a roads and bridges program, and they just had to pay for it because I was

doing the work. So I've got my guys over there building roads and bridges, and he's paying for it. He doesn't know. That's smart. I didn't know that. It's like Trump's wall. Yeah, exactly. That would have worked. Oh, go ahead, Kyle.

I was going to say I saw they were building a wall between Ukraine and who's the fuck? Belarus. Belarus. Yeah, those don't work. How are you going to throw up a wall that quick? Is it going to be a good wall? And who's the fuck? Belarus. Belarus. Yeah, those don't work. So, you know. How are you going to throw up a wall that quick? Is it going to be a good wall? Is it going to be a big, beautiful wall?

With a big, beautiful door? Yeah. Big, beautiful door. There's no doors. And it's always going to be locked, folks. It's always going to be locked. And you throw it. There's a big, locked door.

Giant, locked, barricaded door. No one's getting through. Yeah, no, they're literally building. And I was a little bit worried this week when I read the ticker and it said that Russia had killed some Polacks. But it did turn out that it was actually a Ukrainian missile being fired at a Russian missile that went awry and hit some Polacks. That's the claim, I guess.

I'm glad you said that. I don't know what to believe. Obviously, I can't know and I'll never know. But for a country that doesn't want to go to war, at least not directly, it is really good news that it was a Ukrainian missile that killed those Polish people. Yeah, sure is. I think everybody involved would like it if it were a Ukrainian missile, wouldn't we? You see that picture of all the world leaders in the room looking real stressed out? Like they hadn't figured it out when that picture was taken.

So that means it took a while to either figure it out or come up with that. Are we serious about this Article 5 thing or not yeah are we it attack one of us you get all of us when we said that we didn't mean the pola germany all right australia the history of poland in in the last 140 years is just like getting bullied. Just getting bullied by Germans, getting bullied by Russians. The jokes are the wrong way.

The Russians being like, do you care about the Poles? No, I don't care one bit. Then let's split it. Polish jokes were socially acceptable when I was a child. I bullied them at six years old. They still are.

No one's looking out for the Poles. When I said last week, how many Polacks does it take to start World War III? That's hilarious. More than two, I hope. Seemingly more than two. Turns out, more than two. So they said, I saw the thing where they're like, oh, we think it's a Ukrainian one.

So they think it was a Ukrainian missile chasing a Russian missile. Yes. Oh, and then it missed wherever the Russian one hit. Or we hit it and it just goes in. Bullets deflect.

I was shooting a stinger last night. Actually, a Pila at a helicopter. And he popped his flares. And I noticed that my missile did go all squiggly and just off into the distance. Now, if there had been a Polack over there, that could have easily taken. Anything could have happened.

So I'm siding with whoever made that lie up to keep us out of war. Yeah, that guy are copacetic. That's a good lie. I'm sorry. Whoever came up with that lie. The no World War III guy. Whoever came up with that lie and told us that the Russians didn't kill the Polacks,

which they absolutely did. Whoever came up with that lie is a genius. One guy in the room was like, boys, boys, is this your first time? He's like smoking a cigar. He's like the cigarette smoking man from the X-Files. He's like, what if it was a Ukrainian missile? And everybody turns around slowly.

A Ukrainian missile? That would make that? No, it's a hero missile. Trying to defend the Ukrainians from the Russians. A brave Ukrainian patriot missile. Made by Americans. And my company.

Did we make that rocket, that missile? I haven't heard them say it was a patriot missile, but I assumed it. I would like to think our missiles are a little better. They gotta land somewhere. Even our missiles land a little better. They got to land somewhere. Even our missiles land. Well, anyway, no war, luckily.

Most of them are weddings and things. I saw a Russian try to play dead. Oh, I've been seeing that tactic. Don't kill me. Dude, playing dead. And the camera is so good on the drone that you can see him twitching and stuff. You know in a movie when somebody's playing dead

and you're like, dude, I saw you blink. I could see you breathing. The camera is so good that you can see him twitching a little and clearly he's faking. And so they just let it go. They hit him right in the middle with the fucking bomb.

The second time he played dead, it was far more convincing it was real that faker's got his arm all the way over there he brought a spare arm these russian liars me i am so immune to snuff films now like i watch them all the time films but but but um maybe i don't know what a snuff film is no passion of the christ a snuff film would be um if well it's it's it's it's not even known really if snuff films are real right like they always talk about if if those uh live streams exist where you can go watch someone being murdered live but a snuff film is when we like take somebody in a dark room and we torture and murder them to death and then we sell that on the underground.

Like 8mm. You ever see that movie with Nicolas Cage? Good movie. It's all about a snuff film that a woman finds in her deceased husband's vault safe and she's like, what the fuck is this? Find out what's going on. And Nicolas Cage goes on this investigation to get to the bottom of it. Thank God Nicolas Cage is there.

The dictionary says a pornographic movie of an actual murder. And then Wikipedia says a film that shows or purports to show scenes of an actual homicide. So I guess you wouldn't call war footage a snuff film. Nah, that's combat footage, and it's legal

to sell ads on. Seems like there has to be an aspect of sexuality to it. I didn't hear your words, Taylor. Based on your definition, it seems like for the snuff film to be the definition, someone's got to be jacking off.

The dictionary one, yeah. Well, don't assume that none of us are jacking off. But the dictionary said it was pornographic. Does that mean sex all the time I don't know all the instances and references I've ever seen of snuff films involved sex or rape of some kind

and again these are all references from movies and film but like American Horror Story right there's one of the characters she had been doing like pornographic movies but then like all of sudden, they tie her down and they saw her legs off with a chainsaw. And that's

the snuff film that she was a part of. And somehow she survives it. There's a doctor there. Whatever. Porn has grown into a wider usage. I see motorcycle porn, sunset porn, whatever, like mechanic porn. And they just mean that

What's motorcycle porn? No, there's no girls or boys in any of these things. Porn is a term seemingly to mean great pictures. Yeah, but it's porn being used incorrectly on purpose

to emphasize the point. I guess I'm just saying that language has changed, and porn has seemed to have adopted a wider meaning of anything that you're incorrectly on purpose to emphasize the point. Yeah, I get that. I guess I'm just saying that, like, those languages change and porn has seemed to have adopted a wider meaning of anything that you're really into. I believe Webster, as you read him there, was definitely referring to pornography though, in the

literal, traditional sense. The traditional, yes. Not in the motorcycle porn sense. Yeah, I was thinking of this one thing. It's like a fetish. And it is... You guys know what pedal pushing is, right?

Like, it's just a... It's a fetish. Yeah, yeah. Like Tour de France. I don't even... I don't know what pedal pushing is. That's bicycle racing. It's pedal pushing.

I'm pretty sure I'm right. Millicent, what is pedal pushing? So, it's a fetish where apparently people get really turned on by like either a foot or a shoe pushing a pedal. There is a subset of that, or like it's kind of tangential. And it is women that are getting stuck in cars in the mud or snow and they're fully clothed and it's it's just fucking weird like literally they're just in the car trying to get out of like a rut and that's the entire video it's 40 minutes does someone have is does someone show up to help and then it's like

no no they're helpless it's just women bad at getting their cars unstuck yes so so they're like popping the clutch it's usually like some old beetle or something and they're like popping the clutch the the wheels are spinning and she's like oh no how can i get so stuck and you think it's like oh you know i'm stuck in the um in the couch please help me step bro but there's no sex you know so there's nothing are they intentionally incompetent or are they really stuck? Oh no, they're intentionally. I mean, this is a bit. It's a bit they're doing. They're not...

They're filming a video. I need more realism in my... You want amateur pedal pushing. You want amateur pedal pushing. That's when an actually incompetent female driver gets stuck in the mud on a rainy day and then she's back there pushing it

and she keeps slipping. She scrapes her knee. And Woody's like I have a first aid kit and I have so much training. Kyle, you want to talk about lightning in a bottle. Kyle, tell me about it slower. That's like going to help someone whose car is...

And she sees how organized it is. I do have a bomb ass first aid kit. Of course how organized it is. I do have a bomb-ass first aid kit. Of course you do. Of fucking course you do. And very soon, Kyle's going to get into first aid. I've got a defibrillator. Define his sutures. How much do they cost?

How much do defibrillators cost? That's a YouTube channel. It's a defibrillator channel. Oh, yeah. Defib channel. People who are fine. You're just like running around with, just a prank, bro.

I wonder how much the panels cost. Because a defib, I think, is affordable, like $500 or $600. I bet the whole kit's fine. I want the hospital version one where you can get people in a hurry. The rip off the wall and out of an office that are like made to be sold cheaply and then discarded when you have to escape the scene yes precisely how much is that 800 am i seeing 795 mark down from 1610 we gotta act fast guys

taylor i have a question for you yeah is false advertising as big a crime as i'm made to believe it is like if i say my toothpaste rebuilds enamel without any backing to that is that like a real risk on their behalf does it actually have to do the things they say it does so basically like a lot of how like the fda works on that kind of stuff is like with fda monographed ingredients so let's say you're using a shampoo that's got aloe in it i'm making something up they can as long as it contains a certain amount of aloe they can make all claims associated with aloe because aloe has fda monographed claims and so they can say this is a this will moisten your hair whatever the fuck it'll soften your hair now if they didn't have aloe and they

tried to make an aloe claim without something else that kind of covered those bases then there's the possibility they would get called on and be like hey uh we saw you were making this claim about uh teeth whitening and there's no hydrogen peroxide in this product how are you making that claim like that kind of false advertising is very rare now because you've got lawyers that everything's going through to begin with and the claims they're making are things they can stand on so firmly because it's already been nailed down. And they're often like, you look into it,

the claim doesn't matter anyway. Oh, it does build enamel because we did this case study in 1998 where 0.01% of enamel was restored after six months of continuous use. And that can come down to like the, you know, whims of the FDA. So like, let's say Johnson and Johnson, you know, they're, they're, they're probably not going to get hammered too hard, you know, because they, they're Johnson and Johnson. Yeah. Yeah. J and J.

Procter and Gamble another are they like on the exchange stock exchange or i think you can put no they're a little public company jay and jay png i thought it was that jay and jay guy those two guys like ben and jerry's a little small yeah just lost a 293 million dollar lawsuit. Really? What happened? They were making claims that their stuff did what it doesn't. I guess they're like the protein energy drink.

They claim to have super creatine, which I guess is not a real thing. Who's the company? Bang Energy Drink. Oh, I know about this. $293 million. I don't know if it's going to be appealed or what happens there. And I guess their claims were just wrong.

They didn't have the effects that it said it would on the can, and they didn't have the ingredients. And some of the ingredients, like, I think super creatine is not even a real thing that exists. I've been telling you. Well, super creatine is like, it's a proprietary blend.

And so the same way that like, you can buy a supplement or something, or you can buy a shampoo that says, with hypermoisture technology. Like there's not actually something called hypermoisture technology. That's just something that's a proprietary thing. We can say that something has lock and load technology infused if we took our product and fucking smeared some on you.

Sure. Supplements are much, much easier because the FDA isn't looking at supplements directly. They're not looking at that the way they look at shampoos, toothpaste, food, all that kind of stuff. I just read, I didn't realize it, but Bang

filed for Chapter 11. I always get my Chapter 7 and 11 mixed up. I think 11 is the bad one. Bang tastes like shit. They're not restructuring. They're running away. Yeah. I remember them from back in the day when I talked about selling cars

and being super hyped up on caffeine. Sometimes it was Red Bull, but whenever I could get it, it was Bang. Because the finance manager there he owned a gnc and he was he was like i got this new stuff called bang it's gonna be it's it's big it's the strongest stuff it had so much caffeine 300 milligrams in one can i was doing a lot there's a monster that only has like 20 calories or something that's the one i tend to buy yeah so the white monsters are like 10 calories or something. Those are the good ones. I don't like the taste of those.

That's sort of like, I don't know, sickly sweet mustard flavor. I've always preferred Red Bull, honestly. It's acquired. It is, yeah. It's like licorice. I like licorice too. You guys ever tried a drink called cocaine? It's literally called cocaine.

Negative. I have tried that. It was in 2006, like it came out. I'm just like reading up on it. Oh, the energy drink. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, no, I'm not asking if you drank like a... I thought you had a mixed drink that was gonna be like... Yeah, you mix cocaine into your jacket.

I don't know. Maybe it's coke and a fucking candy cane. I don't know what's in there. No, no, no. But it's like apparently it was like six Red Bulls or something concentrated into one can. Yeah, it's pretty bad. Jesus. We have to talk about Twitter. Twitter is just... Traffic's up.

It's winning. Traffic looks up. I'm the biggest Musk hater you'll find, but I've never enjoyed Twitter more than I have recently. Twitter is like the bomb. Here's Elon Musk. How do you make a small fortune in social media? Start with a large one? He is having – so one, I find Twitter to be super fascinating what it's doing.

I pay more attention to Twitter since Elon bought it than I did before. That's for sure. I rarely go to my Twitter account, but I bet I'm popping in daily almost just to see what's trending and what people are doing. I kind of want to see it broken, but it hasn't been broken for me mostly. That tweet

took me two tries to load. It said it was unavailable. I don't know if it previously would have. I love when the engineer... One of his engineers started correcting him and somebody was like, Hey, Elon, this guy is not a team player.

And Elon's like, he's fire. Elon, you want to let him say that to you? Yeah. Dude, so Twitter's a 16-year-old company. And in a week, it is dramatically reshaped. He fired half the staff. There's 7,500 people that worked there.

He cut that in half. The remaining staff, he sends out a company wide letter, says things are dire. We got big problems here. You either take a three month severance or you commit to working hard core. We're going to be lean and mean 80 hour weeks. No more working from home. That shit's done done every one of you comes here in the office if you're exceptional a really high powered

employee and your manager vouches for that you can work from home but if you're not great and your manager vouches for you i fire your manager that that's what he said and uh 73. that's what he said and uh 73 73 of the staff took the threat the severance pay they quit so he if i understand this right 27 that are the best and brightest and most ambitious or some might argue the 13 the 14 because you already cut it in half. Yeah. The best of the best. I see where you're headed with this. 73% of the remaining half quit. He shut down the offices for a week.

For a week. You can't go to Twitter anymore and work. I guess. Maybe they'll open early. I don't know. He's like, more people took the severance package than we expected. All the employees are quitting and bailing. The New York Times is like, we people took the severance package than we expected. All the employees are quitting and bailing. And the New York Times is like, we reached out to the communications department to see what Twitter said about this, but they no longer have a communications department. Man, Jesus Christ.

I mean, so what's going on? Has the site been down? No. I haven't noticed anything. Much like your computer, if no one operates it or keeps it running, it will keep going for a few weeks, months, but eventually it's fucked up.

Come on. He didn't fire the people who keep the servers running. Dude, do I have this right? Yeah, I would doubt that. 85% of the staff is gone now? Oh, that's wonderful. What were they doing? I can't believe that 85% of the staff was unnecessary.

And I'm very ignorant. And when I ask that question, it's not a rhetorical. I'm like, when you run Twitter, what does that entail? Are there switches and knobs somewhere probably not there's a computer that we're interfacing with okay what does it look like it's not lines of code okay we're not all hacker man i switchboard like world war two now imagining like like the fuck are you actually doing like we got a whole different team who's like doing ad sales and like communicating with third-party companies and and however that, what are you actually doing?

You're fixing problems. I could, if there's a fire, I understand putting that out. Okay. Fires aside, what do you do here? Right,

right. So since admin make sure that all of the programs that are running are still running, you know, Oh shit. For some reason, two factor authentication stopped working why the fuck did that happen so i i try to run it manually and it's like oh that didn't work oh

here it is the network communication to that thing stopped working for some reason go ask the guy who runs the routers and switches the full-time position yeah well there's a hundred of these things to to keep going right and yeah some some guy who's like, when two-factor stops working, they call me. When the fucking images stop loading, they call me. And I figure out what goes wrong. So I understand all that. All these steps along the way isn't working

and we get it to work again. But even if there are a hundred problems, as you say, that's only a hundred employees. Let's say we put ten people on each one. We're still got thousands of employees extra. You know what I mean? How many employees did they have?

7,500 is where they started when he bought Twitter. That seems like a huge amount for a social media site. Maybe I'm wrong. It seems like a lot. Again, coming from a very ignorant place here, we don't have graphic designers on the payroll.

We're not outsourcing that. I imagine the company was a little bloated. Of those 7,500 employees, you could lose a third of them and be a pretty lean, mean organization. The idea that you could lose 85% of them seems like a lot. They're going to have to be a lot meaner.

He did it with Tesla. Clearly, he went in there and had his choosings and put management in positions. Everybody's like, he doesn't even do that. He doesn't run that company. Okay, who picked the management team? He runs the company, that's for sure.

I'm not saying he invents better batteries, but he runs the company and he makes some high-level decisions. I don't want to meet the guy who invents better batteries. That guy's a fucking loser, okay? That guy's a fucking weirdo. If you're inventing better batteries, you cannot tell me a joke, okay? Elon Musk can't tell you a joke. Elon Musk is a weirdo too.

Elon Musk is only funny when it's like broken clock twice a day kind of thing. Every once in a while, it's like he doesn't know why this is as funny as it is. Joe Rogan was just talking about this. I can't remember who Rogan's guest was, but he was like, yeah, I had to get Elon loosened up. Everybody talked about the weed,

but we had had like three glasses of scotch. We were drunk before we even got to the weed. And I was just trying to loosen him up because trying to have the interview was weird and kind of difficult at times. He's a very hard interview. Yeah, I think bouncing questions off him,

that kind of communication he isn't great at. I remember seeing that when that YouTuber was there at like SpaceX and he was like, well, why can't you use the ion propulsion to cool both stages? And Elon was like, oh, well, actually. Yeah, we're going to do that. We'll do that. That's a good idea. And like then they show a clip from six months later.

He's like, yes. And now we got the ion propulsion cooled on both stages. So got that sorted out. That's interesting. And he might have been an expert. Sometimes I think he isn't an expert and he pretends to be. Sure. Well, I also think that being an expert is kind of like who's to say?

I would argue that the guy running the space company who hires all the experts and and they report to him on a daily basis just because he misspeaks occasionally or he can't tell you the the secret ingredients to the rocket fuel i think he's still an expert like he's the guy if i want to go to somebody and be like hey uh investors aside how long until we actually are on mars and he's like fucking full we can go to Mars. Don't you know about the radiation there, dude? This is all a scam. We can't go to Mars, by the way. We'd have to live under fucking ground.

You can't go to Mars. You can't live there. There's nothing there of value. We shouldn't be going there. There could be. There's nothing there. There's gold in them dark hills. There's gold in the asteroids hills there's gold in the asteroids

there's gold everywhere yeah but they're fucking whizzing whizzing by yeah but at least Mars we know where Mars is gonna sit in there we know where Mars is gonna be all the time very predictable

I think they know where all the things are gonna be all the time if they about other things i i think they know where all the things are going to be all the time if they can see them right and just do the math um no because they always do that bullshit where it's and they're always right narrow miss and it's like you knew it was gonna miss anyway i can't wait to see how this twitter story unfolds i'm compelled every day i try to profits. I don't know about the I don't know, actually. Elon says we're not making money. We got to get rid of staff. Advertisers

are leaving us. Maybe I'm going to sue these liberals who pressured my advertisers to stop buying. But I have a hard time believing that you lay off 85% of the staff and don't find yourself at least temporarily in the black. I mean, you got rid of all your expenses. I bet servers are their expenses.

Servers and buildings and stuff. But I still predict that labor is their biggest expense. They're a software company, right? Yeah. I don't know. No, it's been very, very interesting. When I saw him fire that guy in public, that's when I knew.

That's when it was reaffirmed for me that Elon is a great guy. That was your takeaway from him? When he fired him in public, he was a great guy? I thought when I saw the employee say that, I was like, can't say that.

Can't say that. He's not... He got fired now. I like that he fired him in public. When yeah you get fired now and it's like that he fired him in public when i was young i could have made a similar mistake i used to do that i correct my boss in meetings and shit like that this is like when i was 26 and uh it wasn't that i was wrong it was just that i was an asshole and uh i thought that because i just i was smarter than my boss i just there's a chain of command we're on the same team if it was it was the military be the same shit the commander says that like um oh yeah that that

the the truck was red when it was blue you better say yes sir it was fucking whatever he said it was if he says if it's purple the next sentence don't fucking correct him and make him look dumb on something that doesn't fucking matter like it took me a little while to learn that yeah yeah and it's like you were there in support of your manager. Your manager has a high-level vision. You're not there to fucking prove you're smarter than him. That's not going to work for you, and it didn't work for me until I cleaned up my act.

Yeah, if you work for Twitter, your job is to make Elon Musk look smart. And rich. And rich. You're supposed to make money. Make as much money for Elon Musk as you can. That's what my meeting would be like. Hey, who here realizes your job now is to make me as much money as you can?

So here's what Twitter is doing now. They have too much staff quitting. They don't want to lose as many people as they did. And a lot of people that are quitting, they wish they could keep. Cool. So they're reaching out to them and saying stuff like hey elon musk is a fucking winner if you want to win you stay at twitter and we're going to make this thing great we're going to make you rich they're they're using like startup tactics to keep some of their staff that was their favorite

maybe it works yeah for a while he's the wealthiest person on earth so it would work on me credit hold on hold on what was that Hold on. That's pretty good. Oh, no. I was just saying that he's been using that tactic for a while. Elon is a hype man first and foremost. That's all he does. And I don't think the follow

through never actually matters. I mean, if you talk about what he did with Tesla, he's like, hey, we're making this Tesla Roadster in 2020. Okay. Uh, that didn't, that didn't pan out. Uh, we're going to have robo taxis. Your car is going to leave your house when you go to work and then it's going to make money for you. And then it's going to come back, you know, hopefully not with like a common puke in the backseat. Uh, that didn't happen. Uh, the uh the cyber truck hey you can pre-order this this crazy thing out of total recall and uh now you can just you can buy the thing outright just give me fifty

thousand dollars interest free for years uh that didn't happen like uh the hyperloop there's a bunch like rocket propelled uh uh like uh travel from point to point on earth like a lot of this stuff like the tesla roof remember that stuff like a lot of this stuff like the tesla roof remember that stuff i do a lot of this stuff is like pie in the sky dreams and it's you know it goes on to like the lyle landley or whatever the hell from simpsons you know the monorail guy they say these trains are awfully loud conan o'brien wrote that? They floated softly as a cloud. I think so.

I think Conan O'Brien wrote that. And it's like he is a very good hype man because he has that cult of personality. And saying he's like the wealthiest person in the world, I don't think – it's because of just this crazy machine that he has found himself at the top of. And he's using this to, you know, he buys Twitter. And then now he's, you know, he's the man of the hour. Everybody's just talking about him, which is like, it's kind of like the Trump effect, you know, Trump came in and they thought this guy's a dumbass. This guy is such an idiot. We're going to give him all of our time. This guy is such an idiot. We're going to give him all of our time.

And then he just became the most popular person in history. So I think at some point his star is going to fade and the people are going to realize that the emperor has no clothes. But then he'll just buy Australia or something and we'll have to pay attention again. I guess. That'd be a big gain. He turned Australia around. Start turning. Turn Australia around. Start turning a profit down under.

Outback steakhouses go global. 85% of the population leaves. We should have more say in what's going on there. In Australia? What's happening down there, really? I don't trust it.

Is it real? Have any of you guys been there? Remember? They sent a bunch of criminals from England to Australia to get the population up. Do you know this, Freddie?

Yeah, they sent criminals and they were like, oh, you're a violent criminal? If you marry this prostitute and move to Australia, you can be free. There are very few patients on this planet that still allow me to to go there and australia is one of them so let's take it let's take it a little easy we're just teasing them we love our australian friends all america down there it's nice yeah it's real cool i'm here for it i'm

loving this story best country i it's the best country. I'm more interested in Twitter than I've ever been. I am too. I haven't seen that much change just popping on there and looking other than those few days where people were just making accounts with fake blue checks and being like, hey, I'm Eli Lilly

and we're going free insulin mode. And then they lost billions of dollars in market cap. I've read that so many times, and I tried to find out, why did Eli Lilly really lose billions? I want to know. Is it actually that tweet? Yeah. Is it actually?

Did you see that Lockheed or somebody had a similar thing? A weapons manufacturer was like, we are no longer selling weapons to the Saudis, the Israelis, or the Americans until they become accountable. And they're stopped. They had this huge dip. Do you know what's horrifying about that?

I think there are algorithms that automatically are reading that and just triggering the sale. No, no, I don't think so. I don't think a human being is like, oh, that's a real tweet. Sale, sale, sale. Like, not enough to no, I don't think so. Like it, I don't think a human being is like, oh, that's a real tweet. Sale, sale, sale. Like not enough to matter. I don't know. Think of the kind of people who are like the lever pullers in the, that industry. They're fucking boomers who don't know they get, they still regularly are scammed by people like pretending to be Nigerian princes. You've, you've seen the Congress people who are like, why doesn't my phone have Facebook right now?

And they're like, it's not on. It's not on, sir. It's not on. And it's like, that's who's making decisions. It's like these boomer retards. Like, it would not surprise me at all if some, you know, high up exec was like, my God. Shocking.

Eli li-li-li-li. Like, I said this for real. Or whatever the fuck it was. It's actually the second half of it when, like, I don't know, Nestle comes out and says, we think water's a basic human right. And then Nestle has to be like, you know what? That's not actually in line with

company values. We think all you fucks can die. Don't give a shit. That's our corporate policy. We steal your water and sell it back to you, lol. That is what they do. I mean, the issue is that it's, you know, the reason why stock goes down is because it's speculation. It doesn't even have to be like,

I think that this company is going down. I know it's a meme, but other people will think that. And that's all you need. And then it just becomes real. It's like rebecca black's friday like we're on we're ironically buying this and making her 150 grand a week meanwhile everybody hates the song but it's like number one on trending you know yeah yeah that's a good example i wonder what she's up to now probably swimming in money I had a topic Money I lost it

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We could riff on cheese the last 50 minutes if you guys want. Alright, I'll do my tight 40 and then we can film. I'll do my tight 40 on cheese. That would be so funny. Just do a whole... I guess Jim Gaffigan basically did that with food where he had multiple... Jim Gaffigan, the comedian with food where he had multiple Jim Gaffigan the comedian like I haven't seen any of his stuff in a very

long time but like mid 2000s he had whole hour long sets that were just about like his pet peeves with food and his preferences and it was like it was laugh out loud hilarious like Jim Gaffigan the tuna salad gazpacho

subway that water that like gaffigan the tuna salad gazpacho yeah that's subway that water that that like pools up in the tuna salad thing yeah dude jim gaffigan i'm sure his news specials are good too but i haven't seen those gross have you not oh god maybe i was gonna say like you know steve-o's always like doing something fun i think was on Rogan recently, so that's why I got some clips. But I guess he was on a show with some MMA fighters, and they, like, had them give him cauliflower ear. So he, like, lays on the floor, and there's, like, what looked like in the photograph.

Pull it up, Zach. Pull up Steve-O gets cauliflower ear, and maybe you'll find the image I'm thinking of, but I'm describing. But he's, like, lying on the floor, and it looks like a piece of, like, gym equipment. I'm describing, but he's like lying on the floor and, and, and it looks like a piece of like gym equipment. So there's like a metal bar on the floor and he's got it, it on the back of his ear. Like he's laid his ear onto this and somebody's about to strike his ear

with an object. I don't know. I didn't look into it any further, but it looked pretty rough. I know that like Jim Norton, when he has fighters on, he'll have them choke him and, and like punch him full force and shit. Like he's not only a little freak but he's a fan so is that steve-o's ear it looks like steve-o's oh god i hope not don't show this oh my god before not the after oh my god Why is it translucent? Is that cartilage?

Is that what the inside of our ear looks like? Is that what we look like on the inside? I hate this. Zach, I can't believe you linked this. Well, that's closer to what I was asking. Yeah, yeah. See? Hintz is laying there with this metal bar.

No, he's holding it between two plates, I think. Oh, my God. No, no, no. He's holding it between two plates, I think. Oh, my God. No, no, no. I see that now. The road to cauliflower ear, like it's a Let's Play. Uh-huh. Dude. We're about to speed run a cauliflower ear, guys.

Yeah, speed running cauliflower. That's what he did. That's so awful. That sucks. That's so awful. The 45-pound plates doesn't look so bad. Is that the skin wrapped around the cartilage? I can't tell, but that ear looks mutilated.

Like he went too far. It looks like barbecue sauce. He's lucky he didn't mince it off, like pinch his ear off. Amongst wrestlers, cauliflower ear is a... It's a trophy almost. It's a point of pride. It's a trophy. It signifies that you spent a lot of time in the gym wrestling.

High schoolers, where I went to high school, would put their head in a doorway and close the door on their faces. Yeah. How crazy. They didn't just wrestle more? I think they wore their protection while wrestling.

I can just see this. What? That's so lame. This is what I saw. Yep. Yep. Wow. See the hammer?

They're going to hammer his ear? I see the hammer now. Oh, no. It's hammer time. That's a UFC championship belt. Who's hammering him? Oh, my God. I don't care for this. belt who's hammering him oh my god all right so i don't i don't care for this is leon edwards is leon edwards hammering him let's talk about snuff film yeah i

don't like this because i really like steve-o is that the welterweight champion of the world are you guessing or are you right they are uh zach just said it was john jones it makes so much sense that it is john jones because who who else would hit Steve-O in the fucking head with a hammer but John Jones? It was John Jones. Wow. Holy fucking shit. I like that he put the championship belt in the picture. Look how skinny.

Oh my god. You'd have to give me that motherfucker after some shit like that. He does have a chisel jaw though. I want John's belt. I don't want that $800 replica that's a piece of shit off the internet. I saw, I can't remember which fighter, but they had him holding that replica. And the other guy was like, mine's real. What the fuck is that?

I can read from this article. Okay. So the last, Steve-O says Jones then took a hammer and things went south from there. We'll start at the interesting part. So the last thing we did on one of his workout machines, I put my ear on the metal base bar, he continued. He put his light heavyweight championship belt and he puts it on my ear on this metal thing

and he's hitting it with a hammer, a full-blown Home Depot hammer. And it seems like everything's cool. And in the footage, the hammer hits it. And all of a sudden, just one hit, blood just splatters from underneath his belt we all freaked out we look and sure enough my ear is blasted to where a whole piece

of my ear is just hanging down and it's the most intense thing you've ever seen we got a pair of scissors and just chopped off this whole piece of my ear John did it John chopped it just one piece wow John Jones hit him in the head with a hammer and then cut the

ear off that was dangling with a pair of scissors that john jones is so scary y'all that is psychotic behavior like like like who would do that even if asked taylor i know we can be a bit hyperbolic when it comes to fighters and like oh this guy's the best that guy's the best john jones is the guy He's never lost a fight. And he's been the champion since he was 22 years old. He's 30-something now. Well into his 30s now. He's never lost a fight.

He destroys people for a living. And he's the guy who cut his fucking ear. Oh, that's so fucking awful, dude. That's awful. If you're listening to this and you don't mind gore, you should try to find the pictures of poor Steve dude that's awful if you're listening to this and you don't if you're listening to this and you don't mind gore you should you should try to find the pictures of poor steve-o's ear because they're really really gross they're like bad like way worse than you

his ear is never going to be normal it's whatever you think steve-o's ear looks like it's twice as bad yeah it looks like a hyena got to it it is like like if you just showed me that image i'd be like oh is like is this like practical effects from a rob zombie movie it looks to me like a war injury like a bomb went off or something like and skin was like blasted off by prep by like like an explosion or something it's so gross oh my god and that's so sick i've um i stood up one time in bed and uh the ceiling fan was on and it clapped me in the top in the ear against my head like the fan did and it was the one of the more

intense pains I've ever felt like it dropped I like dropped to the bed and just went fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck like for a long time it was this intense sharp pain in the side of my head like in my ear and in the side of my head and I can't imagine what it'd be like

if you let that motherfucker hit you in the head with a hammer yeah oh i had to be so excruciating what's wrong with that man yeah he's sober he's rich he's rich and sober like this is just what he likes to do you know something you know live and let live i say and i and look i guess we all click this and we're talking about it now but like god how much money could that possibly be worth not about the money it's it can't be about the money it's not about the variety either i i know steve was a badass i i watched him since i was a kid yeah we all know that he's hardcore and he just keeps going back to the well not once has steve-o ever went you know i'm thinking about like piercing my chest just right through the middle and someone was like how you're a pussy you won't do it no

one's ever said that to steve-o everyone believes him when he says and everyone around him has to always be like nah man how about how about let's go to the movies today let's do that instead how about how about a how about an ice cream steve-o let's do that instead i want to chop my dick off and this is self-castration i mean they did a they did a butt chug on jackass like i'm steve-o this is a butt chug and like like you could die doing that dude like no no you can die from like like hard liquor but he sprayed it out easy like right yeah and one what was he uh what was he doing i thought i think he was doing beer he probably possessed dude i'll butt chug a beer

every day for the rest of my life before i let john jones hit me in the head with a fucking hammer and ruin my ear like oh one one million percent absolutely like you'd be fine with it after a week you'd be yeah, let's do it. You know what? I'm much more regular. This is what I do before bed. It's getting weirdly fucked up in my ass. I can't come without it.

You sleep so good. But I'm not letting Jon Jones give me cauliflower ear with a fucking hammer and his belt. Jon Jones isn't the guy. There are no guys. There's no guy. Okay, you're right. Elijah Wood. There are people in the UFC who might be nice to you.

I might trust Dustin Poirier. I'd roll with Dustin Poirier. I believe that I could roll with Dustin Poirier and be safe in the same way that a child could roll with me and I would make sure not to hurt them. John's not that guy. John will hurt you. You know what? You're 100% right because here's the thing that we're not even

considering. We're all focused on how crazy Steve-O is to ask John Jones to give him cauliflower ear. John Jones said yes. And not only that it like a brute. Not only that, clearly he hit him way too hard.

That's what happened. That's Jocko Willink syndrome. He's going too hard in the paint. He's got to chill out a little bit. If you have the power to destroy... I don't want to watch a video of it. I kind of do.

You want to see his ear explode into viscera? I want to know if you can hear the metal twang as he's doing it. Oh, I bet you do. Because if it chopped part of his ear off in doing it, it definitely hit the metal. You know who heard it really well? Steve-O. Yeah.

What does it sound like, Steve-O? It sounds like it's just like what of course steve-o no i have a little story what's up this is like two days ago right all my mornings start the same i wake up uh jackie makes breakfast i put the dishes away we have coffee at the in the kitchen if it's winter, we turn the fireplace on. Cool. Two days ago, Jackie's irritated at me. Everything I say is wrong. I honestly forget the details of what I said, but I did nothing wrong. She's still recasting every disagreement.

Oh, she's an angry avocado. Yeah. She had a topic to talk about, which was Disney's raising its prices. And oh my god, she went through the higher and lower end prices, park by park, all the way through.

And you just don't care. Maybe I'll give you $30 a month never to bring this up again. Is that a service you owe? I'll do $138. Magic Kingdom is $140 to $100. And she's just going through giving me all the prices and then stops. And she's not drawing any conclusions. I don't know what to make of this.

I don't know if she likes this pricing, not likes this pricing. She just details some really boring stats about disney pricing and i'm like so what are you like saying was that a question or are you just reading aloud you know and then she recasts it she's like you said like i don't make any effing sense or this and that and you know when you do that thing where you can perfectly recall like the last five sentences i give her one of those and she's like all right so you didn't like say that but anyway it reaches like 11 a.m and thus far i haven't done anything right that day you know all the yelp reviews are in bad husband one star one star that's a bill burr joke but yeah so uh uh anyway

i'm like you know honey you could use some mushrooms and she's like are you drugging me because i'm cranky and i'm like well i don't like your phrasing but yeah this is a solid plan she agrees we micro dose her and and me because why the heck not um and it worked so i i like you know what what do you get from this so one of the things that if you take a hero's dose of mushrooms i guess you're supposed to really go into a trance like the ketamine experience that i've had under you know doctor's orders orders. But I've never done a big dose of mushrooms. This is a micro dose where you take like 10% of a decent dose. And that turned out to be a little too much

because she's like, Woody, I think I'm high. And meanwhile, I'm like laying down, reading Reddit at this time. And I'm like, really? Not me so much. And I stand up and I'm like, oh oh, yeah. We can't drive right now. But the other effect you get, aside from like some sort of high and maybe like colors are a little more interesting, is euphoria. And that part we kind of got.

Suddenly, I'm a better husband. And each day since then, which has been two days, I'm like, do I need to drug you again? She's like, does she know she's already been drugged? I make the coffee every morning now.

It tastes like shit. That's not the worst idea. You're like, you never let me drive anymore, honey. honey no i don't but uh but yeah i microdoused my cranky wife and and gave her the euphoria i needed her to have so that panned out i am loving your new like solving thing with drugs and usually people don't like start that in their late 40s but what he's like you know there's like all these substances that i don't start that in their late 40s. Woody's like, you know, there's all these

substances that I don't know much about. Let's give all of them a go. Maybe it works, maybe it doesn't. When Woody's dad retired, he found religion. When Woody retired, he found drugs. And motorcycles. That is cooler.

Completely different direction. He's all tatted up now. He's like a biker. These psychedelics, one of the things I'm most scared of is personality changes because once that switch

gets flipped, I don't know if there's any coming back from that. That's the thing that I'm super, super scared of, of trying that. Do you really like this version of you that much? Yeah, you think you're so great? What's the worst? It can't be that bad.

Roll the dice, see what we get. If you're a six-sided die, I'm calling you a two right now. Reroll. See, look, I don't... Let's kick it up a notch. I mean, what if you get next, but it probably won't be worse. What if I take a bunch of mushrooms, and then it gives me clarity, and I'm like, you know, you really shouldn't be saying

these reprehensible things online every week, and it's like, no, it's my job! It's my job! I have have to i don't care how many mushrooms you take an anti-semitism is not okay that's true like joe rogan acted like dmt which i've never done it like it upgrades your rpg character like oh my gosh you'll be more creative you'll be this you'll be that you'll be so much better in these five different ways and your mind is open to new ideas and you take me make appropriate risks or whatever joe rogan says dmt does to you it's he thinks it's the greatest thing and it's a contributor to his success i don't know if i buy all that joe rogan

buys a lot of silly things but it was like ah you maybe whatever. Bumping up my charisma by a point or whatever it is that I get is good. I've taken big doses of LSD and mushrooms, and I didn't notice any personality change. The worst thing that happened was, you know, that little thing at Walmart where I passed out and had that whole thing with the police and the fire department and the ambulance and everything. But that's unrelated. Yeah, that was all fine. that that wasn't because of the drugs that was um in spite of the drugs because because i made it out of there that was that was good that was that was interesting uh but so so no i don't buy the whole personality change like maybe it could give you some insight and and through that insight you could maybe gain some perspective then be a slightly

different person be a better person about a specific thing about a particular area of of something but i can't imagine you like going in and being like i don't know an accountant who golfs every weekend and coming out like a free spirit who wants to be barefoot and join green peace or something no no i don't think it has to be like extremes, but it's just like, you know, not really trusting the world around you anymore. You know, stuff like, I don't really. No, no, no, no. You'd have to go so far down the rabbit hole.

Like, I took four or five hits of LSD. I don't remember. I was fully in control. I mean, the walls were a little melty and the paintings dripped and stuff but but like i was like yeah i'm still me i'm here i know the address i know where i am i know this drug wears off in about eight hours so let's have some fun i think you had a lot of euphoria yeah like really giddy and just having such a like a giggly like giggling and laughing until your jaws ache

and you're like, I don't know, your throat hurts a little bit from that doing that over and over like you've ever laughed that much. Then three more hours of laughing and that thing where you just be like someone would look at me and be like what are you laughing about?

I'm like, I'm not laughing. What are you laughing about? I'm like, I'm not laughing. you're just giggly all like yeah you just fall apart and you like fall into the giggles and they're like it's like really uh it feels really good um to like completely be relaxed and just at peace with everything but i'm not over there like oh god am i a good person? Am I even a real man? I'm not falling apart over there or anything. I mean, the stuff that Joe Rogan has talked about is like, you know, you get overcome with an emotion and then you start to think about things in a different perspective, like you were saying. But I just think that people's brains can be different, you know, and people can resist things in a different perspective, like you were saying. But I just think that people's brains can be different, you know, and people can, you know, can resist things in a way. And then that can like lead to like negative outcomes.

Like they can start freaking out, you know, they can become paranoid, things like that. So like, this is, I think you'll get from it. I think you can often get from it what you want to as well. Cause I went in wanting to have like a silly goofy time, but if you went about it, like time to do some introspection time to look at this and maybe even like oh i've got this depression that i'm feeling about my aunt who passed away i'm gonna think about that a lot when i do these drugs like jesus christ who knows what could happen if you're just looking at a

picture of your dead aunt and thinking and reading the letters from her and just sinking into that pit of despair. No thanks. Yeah, I don't know. I'm kind of with you. That's how I approached the ketamine. Not necessarily dead aunt, but it was like, look, I'm not in a good space right now. I'm trying to pull out of it. What are the things that make everyone around me happy and myself?

And I went into it with almost like a job assignment. It's a really pleasurable experience. It sounds awful, like you're doing work. But no, it was just a warm slip and slide with ideas that came to me that never were doubted for a moment. Everything was brilliant, according to me that never were doubted for a moment everything was uh brilliant according to me um and in hindsight or retrospect because i wrote down my thoughts like they were good thoughts that may be obvious but um good stuff for me uh the mushrooms i haven't done in a big enough dose

to do that but i did have a similar experience to kyle around a campfire where just everything was funnier than it should have been and lots of euphoria and good times. Yeah. I love psychedelics. Don't do it then. I'm not pushing anything. Yeah. Don't fucking do it. Don't do it. It seems like you're in a good place. I know you got a bomb-ass guest house. Just keep doing what you're doing.

Oh, God. Hardwood walls. One room has three different kinds of walls. Like God knows what the wall with kids looks like. They don't give these things to just anybody. You have to ask for it. Colored walls. What is at the top of the blue wall?

Is that a wallpaper or crown? That is a shitty wallpaper. Yeah. I mean, we got to, we got to, this, this place has tile. It's, it's, it's not, it's a mess as far as like theming goes. Do you have electricity? We got, we got, yeah, yeah. It's a mess as far as gaming goes. Do you have electricity? We got... I feel like the wall in the background

is dope. I'm living in the future. The whole drugs thing. I've never really taken anything. I've never smoked weed or anything. It's not because I have any aversion to it. I'm not religious or anything and it's not because I have any aversion to it

I'm not religious or anything like that I just feel like I have a very addictive personality I have 30 cars because I love buying cars and if I really really like something I'm just going to keep doing it to my detriment

so that's why I'm scared of that if you're feeling happy why add it in to keep doing it to my detriment so that's why i'm like scared of that you know yeah if you're feeling happy to me too but i i think taylor nailed it um and it sounds great yeah i mean like i i'll try tomorrow let's do it you're doing what you're doing yeah you know like if you're even at all like i don't know if it's going to be good for me then don't seems like you're in a wonderful place now no reason to to fuck with it well it's uh it's interesting because like happiness is um is a thing that uh i've only recently started uh thinking about if you know if i'm getting a little bit philosophical um you know i uh for a long long

time i hadn't even considered my own happiness um you know it was just like i did things because they were like, I consider them the right thing to do. So either by obligation, or like, I'm trying to take care of somebody or, you know, this is just what happens in life. I'm at a certain stage. So this is what I what I have to do. But my happiness was always kind of like, out, you know, out back, maybe I have some momentary, you know, a glimpse of happiness, but it never really occurred. But then like, I started thinking about, well, I'm not really enjoying what I'm doing. I'm not really, you know, I'm content. You know, I'm, I'm proud of some of the things I've

done. Like, it's more of a like, okay, you know, I have accomplished something that I wanted to accomplish. But it doesn't really give me joy. You know, like people, people say, you know, my wife makes me happy or my, uh, my job makes me happy or something like that. And I never really got that. So like, it's only recently, like before I moved to this house, before I like started adopting some, some different, like I had a lot of changes in my life in the last year. like um now i'm actually thinking about what makes a person happy and whether those things are uh healthy for them to go i mean like a junkie's happy right like they're searching for that high like moment momentarily

sure and like they're searching for that little morsel of happiness um so i've just been you know thinking about that and and like you talking about psychedelics i'm like oh that sounds really cool uh i'm just like really kind of wary about it it's understandable like yeah you you like i didn't have like no experience with psychedelics like took a very small couldn't even tell you the amount i took in like freshman year of college and it was just enough to like make the tv like breathe a little bit like not even like the intensity of like oh the colors are so wild like it was the most mild thing and yeah i've felt the same way for a long time probably through ignorance my own ignorance but like i've always been kind of spooked of those because there's this feeling of like so it's going because like i smoke weed regularly i enjoy it but it kind of mellows me out i don't like getting so high that i'm like panicking like some people

do like kyle sometimes like when we had our last weedcation years ago he would be like you ready to get scared because he would he likes to smoke so much weed that like he's like blasted and like almost almost scared you know he's joking but like i don't like that as much. And the idea of not being in control of my perception really kind of scared me. And now that I've talked to Kyle and a lot of friends here that have done it before, I'm much more calm about it and realizing I'll be around someone who took acid. And yeah, you can tell they're on something, but it's like, oh, that guy's like, he just got up and went to the fridge to get a soda. And now he's texting someone back and he's asking, you know, Julie what she's going to order for dinner.

And it's like, okay, this is not the scary situation I imagined. It's not Reefer Madness, right? Yeah, you imagine like a Reefer Madness, like that kind of propaganda where it's someone just incapacitated. They have no conception of what they're seeing, which is just not the case unless you like i guess drink a vial of acid in which case you probably will lose your mind that guy that did dmt on the hangout was there not for very long but that he was definitely that guy wasn't texting anybody oh yeah he he was in a bad place for about five minutes we had a guy yeah the second time the first time it was a pretty great place for about five minutes we had a guy yeah the second time the first time it was a pretty great place for about five minutes yeah and so and i think we learned something about dmt that day too

like once that you don't fucking puff it like an e-cig like you you do it i guess and then you put it in a a safe until the next time you want to do it because or maybe he just did a ton of it i don't know but for freddy's benefit he we were on our patron hangout check out the patreon linked below and like he was talking about how he's like a super regular user of dmt and so we were like would you be willing to do it in front of us like we were all curious like what are you going to be like eyes glassy not even like kind of we're not even in your world anymore or what's it going to be like? And the first time he did it, like the time that looked fun, he was just very mellow. Like he was responding very slowly. So if you ask like, what do you see in right now?

It'd be like a shower of what looks like silver, silver. And now it's becoming a liquid. It's moving with and he was just kind of describing stuff like that it wasn't until the second time that he hit he hit it that like he vomited because i guess he was you know too far into in the alien realm or whatever they say so yeah that one still spooks me a bit dmt because it seems like like like there's mushrooms and acid yeah yeah it's my this is just again my ignorant like drug like my my drug ignorant brain i think of like shrooms and acid down here and

then dmt is like all right once you've graduated from that this is like the hardest of hardcore but oh i want dmt so bad i can't wait to do some dmt i want to do so i'm gonna i'm gonna go so deep into the fucking deep end, too. Everybody's like, oh, dip your toes. See what it's like. No. I'm going to rip and tear. I'm going to hit that thing as hard as I can.

Three or four. As many hits as I can. I'm going to go. I want to see the elves. Find out what the hero's dose is and take that. I'm going to take the heroes. I want to see those fucking elves. I want to talk to them. I want to see the elves. Find out what the hero's dose is and take that. I'm going to take the heroes. I want to see those fucking elves. I want to talk to them. I want to send those elves to my enemies because nobody ever tries to do that. They're always trying to be, oh, it's the elves. I'm scared.

No, I'm going to show them what's up. I'm the boss of the burned. I am the prophesied one. And then I'm going to start ordering those elves. I am the cream. Bone soys ready. Bone soys ready. I am the cream. Bonesaw is ready. Bonesaw is ready. I got you for three minutes.

Late time. That was such a meme when I was... Before memes were memes, the Bonesaw is ready thing was like a catchphrase amongst my friend group. That movie was really big right as I was graduating, I think. Right around that time. Which movie is it? Spider-Man. parker's trying to raise a little cash so he goes to

underground like cage fight and macho man randy savage is there as bone saw bone saw is ready i saw that movie and i remember the scene but i didn't remember it at the time yeah it's a pretty iconic scene um i have a i have a question so you guys uh are you guys in um the the manosphere you know this like uh oh more than i should be god i feel like it's it's a it's a soap opera and i i just i can't stop watching this this this garbage unfold it's's like Red Pill community and they're giving all this advice to incels or whoever and it's just a train wreck from start

to finish. I love it so much. My wife holds me responsible for the things I watch. I feel like I would like to off-source that blame to YouTube for keep giving it to me. Next time she's watching Deep Space Nine all day, question her about what the Cardassians did

to Captain Picard. Don't bring it to me. We want to talk shit. That's actually next generation. See if she even knows. I like where you're going with this. I didn't know what you meant by Manosphere.

Is that what you said? This would be like Andrew Tate. I've talked about're going with this. I didn't know what you meant by manosphere. Is that what you said? Yeah, this would be like Andrew Tate. Oh, yeah. I've talked about having on the show. I caught up quick, but I didn't know that it was referred to that way. I just started watching the YouTube shorts not too long ago because I find TikTok to be kind of weird and creepy. Sometimes there's some weird shit on TikTok I'm not into.

But YouTube shorts seems to be a little bit more family friendly. I don't see anybody die on there. And, uh, but I get recommended a lot of that manosphere stuff and I guess it is the stuff that I watch, but it's not necessarily that I like it. I just find it entertaining.

Yeah. You see the difference. Yeah. Like I find it entertaining when you drop a bomb on a Russian from 400 feet. I don't like it. I would want to do it. All right. I take it back. I do want to drop the bomb't like it. I would want to do it. I take it back. I do want to drop a bomb on the Russians. I would love to do that.

God, I want to do it so bad. Remind me I'm high off of our city. The Manosphere and perhaps responsibility for watching it. Look, it's got an audience for a reason. There are a lot of dudes who are

struggling for any number of reasons and they need somebody that speaks to them, right? Because nobody else is. And these guys and girls are saying, hey, you got some problems, but it's not all you. I mean, look at this and that and the

other. They're hypoc hypocrites they're liars and they're full of shit and you just have a personality disorder you can fix that like that's often the deal um i don't know about i see a lot of the woman hate women hating stuff they actual misogyny and that's a little bit much but when i see women being called on their actual shit like being treated like equal participants in the, in the dating world, I like that. I like it when you call out women who have super high expectations for what

they want in a man, but don't deliver on their end. Right. You're short, you're fat. You've got like four kids from four different baby daddies and you want yourself a multimillionaire guy with six-pack abs? Girl, stop acting like you're all that.

You know you're not. And I like to see women... Woody's gamer tags don't grow on trees, ladies. I like to see him shot down a peg or two every once in a while, because I feel like they're doing the opposite. No one's good enough for them. They're always knocking the guys that are available,

saying they're not good enough. It's like, who are you? What do you bring to the table here? I don't know. I'll do a hypothetical single Woody. All right. What you're asking is for me to buy your breakfast, lunch, dinner, put a roof over your head and all the clothes you could ever want for the rest of your life

until the day you die. What do I get in return? You better bring some bomb-ass companionship. Are you funny? You do stand-up or something because that would work. You do a little show every night. Like I'm talking four, six minutes during dinner. That would be worth something.

Just do a tight five, yeah. If it's dinner and a show and you're the show, I'm cooking dinner. Good God. Some of that Manosphere stuff sort of trends into the or treads into the area of just absolute misogyny and just like some real like

I don't know. It reeks of insecurity sometimes. But then sometimes they're just quoting stats and being like, actually, the truth is things are like this, that, and the other. It's hard to nail down. Obviously, I don't like the mean shit that's not true and it's just cruelty for the sake of cruelty.

But I do like people being educated on both sides of the coin on something as important and universal as dating and sex and love and all that. There's this concept of the wall, right? I hear this a lot in the manosphere.

They told it. What the wall is, is a woman who's hit 30, right? So she all through her twenties, she's the most desirable thing around. She goes through her hoe phase or whatever. She gets any guy she wants because it's easy for a woman typically to,

to get a guy who wants to have sex with her not easy to get a ring but it's easy to get laid if you're a pretty girl and then they hit 30 and they hit the wall and then all the guys that they that she wouldn't have gotten with now she wants to get with them she's lowered her standards because she's on the other phase and they're mean to her that's the thing i don't like i don't know what the cruelty comes from. Why are you dancing on the grave of this woman who hit the wall? Don't be a dick about it. Yeah. I think there's a lot of that. And honestly, I think it sets up a lot of guys to go after the types of women like these, they have a ho phase or whatever. They go after these women just to get their numbers up you know like you have to sleep with as many women as you can uh because that's how you become a high value male like your value is intrinsically linked to that's not how you

become a high value man that's your reward for becoming a high value man right but but your value is now you're like your value is tied to how many women you can sleep with. That's how you keep score. Horse before the carriage. I'm trying to be Kyle on this. How you become a high value man is you 6'6", 6 foot, 6 inches, 6 digits. Then you're a high value guy and you get all the girls is what I'm seeing on the Manosphere. Is that a hard and fast rule there? I didn't either. You think that made that up on the spot?

I think it's like if you were talking about your baseball player or your football player stats. Oh, he runs the 40 and this. He hits this many RBIs. He has this many goals scored. Whatever stats. There are stats. You give three stats on a player, you're like, Hall of Famer. Yeah, it's fair to say. 666.

Let's go. Okay. If I told you the guy was hitting 40 homers, 150 RBIs, and his on-base was was like 500 you'd be like holy fucking shit sign him up meanwhile you can also look and you can see a guy in the 222 range not good baseball player guy who's two feet tall two inches and he has ten dollars you can have 99 that guy's not getting laid see that's six feet what is what does this bitch want

a spider um so i i think they're just playing a different game because like if if you have guys in their 20s that are looking to get laid like some of the stuff really does work you know like if you're um just take care of yourself you know uh eat right, exercise, have good hygiene. Like some people need to be told this, right? Oh, yeah. A lot of people. Yeah, yeah, for sure. And women look at this and that's all fine. But the thing is, if you're trying to get a long lasting relationship and you're trying

to cultivate some sort of, you know, intimacy or vulnerability with a partner, like that stuff happens in a long term relationship that that only happens so many dudes smell so many dudes smell and i and i found this out because obviously like we go to like packs and like all those conventions where the nerds go and just stink like like like the devil like anybody's never been to these events you think we're exaggerating it smells like a farm like like like it's it's so disgusting yeah so it's like and it was kind of weird to me i think only now i'm maybe coming to this realization about why women my whole life they've been like oh you smell really good now maybe that's just a compliment that women pay

men when like just to be nice or when you're dating or whatever but i think what it is is like they've smelled so many stinky men they'd be like oh what are you wearing i'd be like that's called soap it's like that's irish spring your mind it's literally irish spring and deodorant and she's like ah yeah and i'm like you must hang around with some stinky men that like irish spring and deodorant is like is like oh la la like that's what it is and and we've met so many stinky dudes when we meet fans like i would say 40 of like people that's maybe that's too high 25 of the people we meet like who showed up to like come to see us you know this means they're a pretty serious fan they smell you know they have an issue they have a bo problem and they are unaware of it because they've become accustomed to their own funk right oh i always catch it there's a 25 smell

we were outside i mean i've been to like more that's also true you were like the big draw so people were talking to you i was more just a friend of the youtube guys who also has a channel that's kyle and company you were invited because you were an all-star just like everybody else except for that one guy who yelled at children. Yeah, that was it. I didn't like that. Don't shoot my camera. You liked it.

He's your friend, not mine. He's your friend, not mine. This is content. He's my friend, not yours. He's making content. Absolutely. I'm making content, or he was. That kid cried.

You know, it's all part of the process you know how many fbs russia shirts i had to give him that's not true do you guys get the uh the guy the people coming up to you that are literally shaking like you ever get that yeah some people have uh have what's that michael j fox parkinson's yeah yeah we meet a lot of we do a lot of charity work like that. No, I'm not talking about Parkinson's. Of course you're not. I don't like you bringing attention to it. Mr. Fox, calm down. I know you're a fan.

I don't like you making light of these brave veterans that have the shakes sometimes. I have a joke. I'm going to tell the managers sometimes okay are you are you are you making fun of master sergeant and and the way his hands tremble now after he stopped the grenade is that what you're is that you're giggling about right now how dare you stand where he stood yeah yeah i get yeah i've seen people shake and have like really wet hands and and smell and i've had people give me gifts that are embarrassing to accept. Can you give an example?

Things that they value very much. And I have to really, oh, yeah, that's so cool. Thank you so much. Things they've made, stuff like that. But I always try to be as kind and nice and as accepting as possible and never make somebody feel bad. Because they've shown up to see you. They can't help they're fucking weird

but I ain't got to pretend like they're not. I do. I'll pretend while I'm in front of them. Later on, I'm going to let you know that guy scared me. That guy was weird. I met some creepy people, yeah, for sure. You have. Given your I guess

kind of region there on youtube and what you did you met some some unique fellows yeah there was the one guy at that last paintball event was like you need to stop doing what you're doing and i'm like what the fuck am i doing i thought he meant like what i was doing right then in that moment like did i like is my dick out keep that up. Making light of the Russian. It was something like that. He didn't like the Russian thing or something.

I was like, dude, are you like an adult here at this amusement park for children? Now you're confronting me? Is that your son? He was standing at the Holiday Inn that morning, rehearsing that in the mirror, anticipating your responses. He was so serious. He was like a 40-something-year-old old man I was just like all right well hey you know you might be right you might be right what a douchebag no there's just people that are weird Twitter headquarters what do you got here

alright yes that could show it I just thought it was oh they're projecting that's pretty cool that they're projecting Elon Musk. Zach, can you show it? Petulant, pimple, apartheid, profiler. Oh, profiteer, dictator's ass kisser. A lawless oligarch. Insecure colonizer. All right.

When you bring out the word colonizer, I take personal. Yeah, right. As an American, i feel like i'm caught in that and that means cracker that's what that means when they say colonizer they mean cracker uh every fucking time and uh and i've been saying for years that if karen was sheniqua we wouldn't think it was so funny oh look she's being a sheniqua what's a sheniqua oh you know it's a loud black woman who doesn't get her sauce. Yeah, that wouldn't have fly.

You can't say that. He wants to yell at the manager. Oh, what are you being a Shaniqua? Oh, I ran into a Shaniqua. I'll let you try and start that. Not so funny, is it? You want to reclaim that? Go ahead.

Yeah, it's like that from Clerks, like when he didn't realize that Porch Monkey was going to fence in a turn. He's like, I'm taking it back. My grandma used to call people Porch Monkeys all the time. It was like, your grandma was racist. Come to think of it, he goes,

come to think of it, she did call a broken life. Jesus Christ. It's like, oh! That's the worst thing I've ever heard. It's like, oh! That's the worst thing I've ever heard. It's horrid. Clerks do great. I never got that into the Clerks movies.

That was when he finally realized that, yeah, his grandma was actually racist. Now that you think about it. I hadn't really thought of the Karen versus Shanique. It's like, I said something similar on PKN it's very much okay to give white people a hard time whether you're calling them

Karens or I feel like boomers white thing maybe it's not that you know you can just every white person is successful because of their privilege it seems you know and none of them of course deserve anything that they've accomplished and but you apply that to any other race and it's a non-starter with their privilege, it seems. None of them, of course, deserve anything that they've accomplished.

But you apply that to any other race, and it's a non-starter. It's racist. It's anti-Semitic. It's something else. And I don't know. Let's be nice to everyone. I mean, it just shows that it's... Well, our consolation prize is winning. It's wrong to treat people differently based on their skin color.

I thought we were all kind of on the same page. No, we're not. I guess not. Yeah, no, Taylor. Jesus Christ, that's not nice. The first time I ever encountered, not even encountered racism, but I realized what racism was.

I was a kid watching Family Matters. Okay. Good show. And you remember, every time they had one of these like you know hard-hitting episodes like on a very special episode yeah you know and they're like okay this is the racism one or somebody gets sexually assaulted or something you know somebody's dad goes missing or whatever so this is the one where uh laura gets like one of the daughters in the show, she gets something spray painted on her locker. And

it was some racial slur. I can't remember what it was. And they were like, oh, well, you know, they hate you because you're black. And then as a kid, I'm like, why? Why? You didn't grow up with black people?

Well, I lived in a place in the country that was 70% Hispanic. The rest were black. I think there were like maybe 10% white people, but I could not for the life of me. I'm like, they hate her. Cause what she's cause her skin is different. I was like, that's, that's so stupid. Like what, like why? Like, I thought it was like, they were making fun of her or something like you know i but it was it was so dumb and then i realized like oh this is a thing

this is a thing that a lot of people apparently care a lot about still to like to this day i don't i don't i don't understand why so um you know that was like maybe that was just like childlike naivete like i was just super naive and I didn't know anything about the world. But I was like, this is just dumb. I think you already said, where did you grow up again? Elizabeth, New Jersey. Camden would be... I have a summer home in Camden, okay?

I summer in Camden. Yeah. Are you trying to claim that your town's worse than Camden? It's not worse, but it's pretty bad. Camden is... I mean, the cops left Camden. Oh, are you guys coming into a shitty city fight? Camden is real bad, man. Hold on. I need to look up the Camden murder rate

and see if I can hang with St. Louis. Oh, you have to. This is just going to make St. Louis look bad. They don't report anything. So, like, how do people know? They just don't really... You can just call the police and they'll be like, oh, there's an

assault? That's damn shame. Like, that sucks, man. Somebody should do something about that. Good luck. Oh, I'm going to recommend again, because I don't know if any of you did. You've got to see Barbarian, the movie game like that's that sucks man somebody should do something about good luck oh i'm gonna i'm gonna recommend again because i don't know if any of you did you got to see barbarian the movie barbarian i watched it i enjoyed it oh that's did you did you tell me that already i couldn't remember i don't know if i told you but i did like it yeah i thought it was pretty good i found out the director of it is the guy from the whitest kids you know the one with the shaved

head who had the jar really pcb so he's the director and in the scene where they're in the bar and they're like shooting the shit back and forth and he's like tell me the truth bro what really went down that's him that's him like like like like i can't believe i didn't notice that whitest kids you know was like like the funniest like first comedy troupe i found on youtube in like 2007 yeah and they were huge remember how big they were that's a year or something yeah ifc and The funniest first comedy troupe I found on YouTube in 2007. They were huge. Remember how big they were? IFC.

They were the only really big comedy troupe I knew of. They were my favorite. They always have been. But yeah, that's not his directorial debut. He also made this awful comedy with Trevor, rest in peace, maybe 12 years ago. But this is good, Barbarian is good, uh, it's, uh, it's really, uh, interesting, it has this three-act structure that are, um, you know,

different lenses, different, uh, different aesthetics, I think they even changed the aspect ratio from Act 1 to, in Act 2, uh, it is creepy, it is kind of, kind of gross and off-putting, too. It is creepy. It is kind of gross and off putting. There's some Me Too stuff there, kind of like in the subtext, right there on top really. I didn't mind it at all

because they did a good job. There's this whole subtext about trusting strangers. It's good. I like it a lot highly recommended drama or thriller subtext is generous it is hard here's the here's the premise like off the bat girl shows up to her airbnb the key's not in the lockbox a guy opens the door and he's like hey this is my airbnb she's

like no this is my airbnb they check their credentials they both are their double book it's legit like you know they went through the rigmarole and then they decide to stay there together and share the place for the night and then some really awful scary crazy stuff happens in the house and it's a nightmare that doesn't end until the end of the movie it's pretty interesting

stuff it's maybe 90 minutes long it felt kind of short it's got twists and turns I really enjoyed it yeah twists's got twists and turns i really enjoyed it yeah twists and turns or twists and turns there are some ups like unsettling parts which i really enjoy those like horror thrillers that just don't rely on hammering you with like a gruesome torture scene but it just like unsettles you i agree just like oh i'm i'm feeling i'm not afraid i don't even know what i'm entirely everybody recommended terrifier 2 to me uh as a horror movie to watch like you gotta watch you gotta watch it it's this indie movie that's made like five or ten times its budget it's too gruesome

i don't want to see that like it's it's a clown hacking people up for two and a half hours i'll watch it after an hour and a half is just gravy you know very long time. I'll watch it. After an hour and a half is just gravy, you know? It's a lot of gore. And I much would rather watch Barbarian. Oh, this is a way scarier clown than it. Yeah. This clown would fuck it up.

Badly. It is an interdimensional demon. You know, so... Maybe not. Cloud's just an asshole with an axe. Nonetheless, if you want to watch a gory movie, Terrifier 2.

If you want to watch two of the better horror movies I've seen in a long time, Nope by Jordan Peele and Barbarian by that guy from White as Kids You Know whose name is escaping me. Check it out so you guys want to call it a show yeah i do want to call the show it is it is time to play dark tide thank you

so much for staying with us the whole time i know it's a fucking trek uh where can everyone find all of your stuff yeah just go to just search for tabarish t-a-v-a-r-i-s-h you'll find my stuff very nice very nice sir Thank you so much. Check him out. Thanks, guys.