Painkiller Already - PKA 637 W/Tucker: Wings Vs Boogie, F1nn5ter Joins OF, Patreon Question

Episode Date: March 4, 2023

pka 637 tucker will be coming about an hour in he said we'll see how that works out taylor this episode of pka brought to you by blue chew and real dbg.com and of course lock and load we will hear all about them a little bit later when probably an hour after tucker gets here what's new with you guys how are you you're looking great just having a blast just having a blast got my nap in before the show feeling feeling good. Got my coffee. You want to do a friendly show? One where we're nice? Don't we always do a friendly show? I agree. Taylor, that idea sucks. Suck my dick.

That's so great, buddy. I don't know what you're talking about. You guys crack me up. I love hanging out with friends, doing podcasts. Here's an idea, Taylor. How about you do a funny one this time? Oh, Kyle, what a lark. A nice show.

You have me in stitches. How can a show be mean? Oh, golly. I hate this. This is gay. What do you know? Why they call the first show in a series a pilot? I don't. I feel like you've told me this before.

I should know this. They're going to see if it flies? They're airing it for the first time. Okay, okay. You know why they tell you break a leg if you're going to audition? I thought... I always thought good luck was bad luck. Nope. They're hoping you end up in the cast.

No. No. No, that's it? I might have another one. I jotted a bunch of these down. Man, I can't believe I didn't think about that before. Oh, I got you. You know why people tell you to hold your horses? You don't want them to get away.

You want them to get away you want to be stable fuck i i this is even worse than the friendly shit like oh all right let's go back to pick a minority let me spin the fucking wheel do native americans i want to know uh get your headdress and I'll start hitting the drum. Is there? What he's got is fire water. Are these, is this real? Or are these from like a joke book?

Or is there any truth to that? Look, I was on the internet today doing my research for the show as I do. And I came upon those little tidbits of knowledge. And I just thought I would share it with with uh with you guys i like it i particularly like the pilot one and i i also liked how woody basically got it right he did like seeing if it flies like yeah he could have worked that out like i was like oh you might have this one i gotta keep moving it seems wrong to be annoying if he knows these my personal what if he'd like like deadpan known them all like fuck you man

thought they were interesting i uh i saw something funny on amazon it was like this mug that is all black and when you pour into it it the picture of the guy ralph from skyrim shows up and he goes and it says like hey you you're finally awake like and it's him sitting there looking at you on the mug and i'm like i was stoned to shit and i'm like that makes me laugh i bet that would make kyle laugh also and so i i went on Amazon and I shipped it to Kyle's house without texting him. And then the next day I was like, did you get a package? And he's like, no. And I was like, this address? And he's like, no again.

And so I sent a roll of papyrus and a funny mug to whoever lives at your old place. And it says, taylor with love so you know maybe yeah those just as funny as giving it to kyle that place is like an hour from me now so it's like not even like drive worthy but um but but there's been a bunch of shit delivered there like my medicines have gone there before like testosterone has been shipped there before i think the pharmacies um all sorts of shit um so whoever lives there it's got like they're jacked they're jacked i got all sorts of this idea for a gag like i could go to home depot buy a five gallon pail go out to the fire pit fill fill it with ashes and say, Taylor, here's your stuff after all. Yeah, that would be funny. You're going to delete this part.

But just have like a little piece of like a Lord of the Rings attire. Just barely like there was no Lord of the Rings attire. There was a book. Someone said they sent you the helmet that you lost as a child. The witches of Iberjan? I don't know. The Witch King of Angmar. Yeah, thank you. But that actually was never sent to me.

I think that person was just trying to generate hate for me by pretending he sent you some wonderful gift. Some super nice Witch King of Angmar. No, no, it happened. It happened. It's in the lore now. It can't be just... No takebacks. Because I had a really cool one i thought it was neat came back from college my youngest brother if adult you think it's neat

oh college that is pretty adult though like it's it was neat because like my grandma knew that i would really like lord of the rings like i loved it and so she just was like what's the most lord of the ringsy thing she can find like looking down like qvc and stuff and so i really enjoyed it because it was like my grandma like like expressing like i know you like this a lot and this is for you like you know there's a tie there it's very sweet shows sincere interest and then my youngest brother destroyed it because they were you know playing with it in the woods pretending to be the witch king and then he fell over. I think it fell in the creek and all the spines broke. Disrespectful.

Have you guys followed the Alex Murdoch trial, that gentleman who murdered his family to cover up his large fraud stuff? It was millions of dollars he'd fraudulently stolen. Is this brand new? I haven't heard of this at all. Okay, so this has been an ongoing big media case for months now oh he murdered his entire family um to his wife and son at least to like

get out of damn these these crazy like no yeah except he's just he's not crazy he's just evil he's he just he's been on trial for weeks if not months now i've been following for a couple weeks i guess and uh they finished today. So now the jury begins their deliberation. It's big, lots of charges, you know. They hit him with everything they did to his family and lots of conspiracy stuff too, I believe. Verdict came out already.

They've been deliberating for like four hours or something. And he's guilty on all charges wow it's uh i'm it's pretty shocking a plus for evil f minus for execution you you didn't get away with anything no dude dude i watched him on cross examination and they're like so uh mr murdaw here you are on video line us. Would you tell us at what point you decided to begin lying? And he actually had a decent explanation. He was like, I got no reason to trust those officers. I've had this interaction, this interaction, this interaction, and that interaction with them.

Then they've done this that doesn't have anything to do with me. And I had prescription drugs in my pocket that I wasn't supposed to have. So I was nervous and I was lying. And I was like fuck i could believe all that shit i could i could imagine being in that in that in that situation but no no he did all that shit i guess they had like cell phone data of him like there at the time and you know like iphones are wild like they know within a step of where he was at times. It's like a meter of accuracy, like a goddamn JDM satellite guided bomb. That's crazy.

It is harder to get away with murder than it used to be. I couldn't take my truck. My Ford tells people where it's going. My motorcycles are dumber. They don't do that. So I'd have to take a motorcycle somewhere and leave my phone at home just not to be you want to just poison them like that seems like the move like it's eat i don't want to go into how to make poison but like if you if y'all have probably seen articles and things on reddit one of the

more deadly poisons known to man you you can order the ingredients off of Amazon. You can make it at your house. I mean, it's pretty serious crime. I'm sure to do. I remember there are these guys breaking bad did do it. There were some guys who did it in Toccoa, Georgia,

up where Mount Curry he is. And this is like in the, it's close enough to nine 11 that it was like, is this involved? There's you're telling me there's some sort of cell in Toccoa making that stuff. And and they were, though, and they had some plans to like, I don't know, use it against the government or something. You know how crazy people are. But but yeah, that seems like the move. Right. Why are you going to drive somewhere? Yeah. I mean i mean yeah it's certainly tell me tell me you get

cupcakes they need to like you know how you know how cookie of the month club cookie of the month club man there's a lot of stories now because i just said that to everyone but you know it's funny you mentioned that i got food in the mail some guys sent me from mail a spud happy second 48th birthday fuck yeah man it looks like a trustworthy potato

are there any injection marks in it oh look at those like I'd catch that I don't know mail a spud now that seems like a real business I was trying to mail you an onion for a week and there's nobody who does it new business idea mail nobody thank you for the potato prank your friends and it shows me like oh like i'm receiving an onion take a bite out of it for good luck

we're talking about murders and i was thinking did you know how people will go well wayne gretzky was great but what about in today michael jordan was tremendous but how would he be against lebron i especially like that the pre-80s basketball yeah like in lots of sports back then like babe ruth how would he do an mlb today who knows maybe great maybe bad we need to have the same sort of standard for murderers. A serial killer in 1895 who kills 110 people or whatever, like Albert Fish, is not, correcting for the era, it's not as impressive as like a 20-kill serial killer in the 80s or 90s. And certainly not as impressive as like a 15-kill serial killer now because there's satellites. Dude, in the 1890s, you could kill someone and and be like try and catch me and like run away oh oh so so what you're saying is their ability to get away yes it's less impressive bonnie and clyde was the

1920s 30s okay i'll go with you i'm not sure and um they did this thing where they would go near several state lines and just crisscross. Commit a murder in Oklahoma, go to Texas. Commit a murder in Texas, go to, I don't know, whatever. Louisiana. And then they'd head up to Kansas is where I'm going for

just by Oklahoma. And they were able to dodge the police just by staying near state lines. It was like Dukes of Hazzard's bullshit. I don't think that flies now. Hell no. Well, it does fly now.

The thing is, they've got the other guys waiting on you, and they've got the intersectional people on the case, too. If you get in a high-speed chase, you're headed toward Georgia, right? Georgia State Patrol is going to be there waiting. And there's probably going to be some federal guys if you if you've made it all the way to georgia from where you are right yeah the feds have joined the chase i've stopped to refuel quite likely and like getting away in a high speed chase you might think it's like nobody ever gets away i bet it's 50 fucking 50 i bet it's 50 50 if you run from

the cops you get away i bet no no i bet it's better than that i bet most of the time they get away foot chases the thing is we've only ever seen the cop side but if you go on youtube and start looking for the other guy's side there are a lot of motorcycle guys who will like if they ever see a cop with somebody pulled over they're gonna show their ass to try to like get that guy out of a ticket and it's also their it's also their uh excuse to do 165 their hobby yeah they're in the motorcycle world this is an area that i'm familiar with uh like a lot of people run from cops for sport people wheelie by cops just to get their attention and get chased and i've only run from a cop once and i was 17 this was ages ago but um yeah people like you guys i've talked about it

before there's a guy in the patreon who likes to run from the police and he does it on a motorcycle whose top speed is like 80 i have the same one and uh you know he'll just like do a u-turn do another u-turn take off and the police just can't match that i was like fuck that's that's impressive but yeah in the motorcycle world either fast bikes or just skills and the police can't hang that that does have to be a lot of fun oh imagine that the risk of fouling up is pretty high. Yeah, they're not going to go. Oh, who cares about them? It's OK by going to jail. We're going to the hospital.

Yeah. If you run from the cops on a motorcycle, it ends at the hospital or home, not jail or home. I'm with Kyle on that. What do you mean? Like they'll run you off. It means there's no scenario in which they say stop and you stop because they can't stop you you will only crash that makes sense i didn't think of people a lot yeah people crash on their people overestimate on a motorcycle maybe cars too it's really really common to overestimate your skill and like take how good you are on a one to ten scale and how good you think you are

on a one to ten scale it's that gap that gets you hurt 10 scale and how good you think you are on a 1 to 10 scale. It's that gap that gets you hurt. If you're a 5 and you think you're a 5, then you're probably going to be okay. If you're a 10 and you think you're a 10, you're all right. But if you're a 5 and you think you're 10, you're fucked. You're about to crash. And that happens a ton. A lot of things go like that.

Have you ever been on a ski slope and you're behind someone who thinks they're capable of the black diamond and like kyle you haven't really skied but like there's moguls when you ski a tougher run those are hills throughout the run that you have to it's a bumpy in between yeah it's a bumpy ski slope it's much easier to go down smooth and every once in a while like you will see somebody go down it and they don't realize how in over their head they are. And so they're not weaving in between moguls. They're going over the top of all of them going up, up, up, up, up, up, up. And you can see them slowly lose or quickly lose control and have a yard sale.

It's just like that where people think I can handle this. I can do this. That guy's that look at that. That nine year old kid's doing it. It's like that nine year old kid probably lives in Aspen, dumbass. Like, of course he can do this that guy's that look at that that nine-year-old kid's doing it it's like that nine-year-old kid probably lives in aspen dumbass like of course he can do it like that's like a canadian kid skating well yeah you're not gonna find someone like that in texas that's how they get to school in mystery alaska it is they skate maybe i don't know i don't even know if that's a real town but it's a real movie oh what a cool town named mystery alaska you must know that movie

taylor i haven't watched it no wait is it the hockey movie where it's like the the new york What a cool town named Mystery Alaska. You must know that movie, Taylor. I haven't watched it, no. Wait, is it the hockey movie where it's like the New York Rangers have to play a pickup game? Okay, that pissed me off. That's one of my favorite hockey movies. Did the pickup team do anything? They did okay, but I hated watching. I'm like, they're like, yeah, we know how to play pond hockey.

This is our domain. And I'm like, this is the New York Rangers. Like, they could show up drunk and they're going to win. And the only time you're going to score on that goalie is if he feels bad for all the people that paid to buy a ticket and come out. Like, you're silly. You have no chance. The premise of the movie is that this town revolves around hockey everyone's social hierarchy is based on how good they are at hockey the kids wake up and they skate to school and back the the guys are like young 17 19 year olds

are out there training in the morning trying to make the town's team and knock some 35 year old into retirement and it it's just, it's constantly going and the players are supposed to be good, good, good, you know, like capable of competing at the highest of highest levels. And they bring in the New York Rangers and there's some things about the ice

that aren't quite right. I don't know if the ice, if the rink is a different size or if it's just no Zamboni or whatever it was, they felt like they had some advantages by being accustomed to this surface that the pros wouldn't. As if, you know, these NHL guys, they didn't play pond hockey growing up.

Oh, no. Yeah, but anyway. They know that I play for the Swedish Olympic team as well, right? On the larger ice surface. They made a huge error inviting us. I'm going to destroy them. So, and I'll spoil the movie they do okay they lose they get roughed up their best player shows that he's an equal of the rangers

and makes and gets called up and uh but you know they they just don't embarrass themselves. Kyle, you're muted. Do you remember the score? I bet I did. I feel like the score should be like multiple 20s to maybe one, but one is so generous, right? It should be silly. The idea that one of them is their equal is very believable, though. It's like, what, you've got a town that does nothing but play this sport? You're telling me one of those guys

isn't going to go pro? Probably is. It's just like those genetics go a long way, but I refuse to believe that growing up being like, I don't know, the Mannings son isn't just day in and day out just, oh, you've got to think about it this way, son. I learned that after

40 years of doing it. Look at this, son. You're also six foot six with huge football throwing hands. Wouldn't you know it? Yeah, but I think Kyle. So I had a guy in high school who went on to play pro football and his father played pro football, too. Was he a physical specimen? Yeah.

Yeah. Big, strong white guy. But I mean, at 16, he could have coached that high school team he was so knowledgeable about the game and he was our best uh i think he was a running back but he was also our best defenseman so he played the entire game long and uh he just knew everything there was to know about football and i bet you could take someone's someone with that same body and have him not grow up the child of a professional football

player and the head coach and he wouldn't be a pro football player. It's not just body, it's environment. Also, if you're Peyton Manning's son or whatever, I mean, he can pay for all sorts of tutors.

This is what we do. He can just take you out of school and be like, you're going for all sorts of tutors. And like, this is what we do. He can just take you out of school and be like, you're going to the football school with me. This guy won two national championships, but never started in college, but played in the pros for like five years till he hurt his knee. I bet there are people in Georgia in that situation

who like never even start, but their second string running back is NFL worthy. That's the other thing that's an interesting question is like could like the national championship and um college team even get on the field with an nfl team no and the answer is no the answer is no they just get shit there would be no i remember like talking to a friend because like in college i had no conception i never really followed the NFL and I remember talking to a buddy of mine in my dorm and being like well who was it at the time LSU whoever the world beater was in 2009 it was like they could like play against the Jacksonville Jaguars right like the best of this and the worst of this and he was like no no and then he just pulled up ESPN.com and showed me the sheer size of like the linemen in the NFL and then the size of the college ones.

And I'm like, oh, no, this is a risk to their health. We can't allow this. So hold on. We are all in full agreement on this. Reigning champions at the college level will get wrecked by the Detroit Lions every year. The only like little hint of daylight between us. I really want to see that game. I really,

really want to see that game. I want to know what the score is. I want to know if the pros can get motivated. You know, there's underdogs saying a chance sometimes just because they're the only one who cares about this game. Yeah. I want to see,

I want to see. The problem would be like, you're going to hurt those college guys before they get to hit the draft up. Oh, you're right. Yeah. There's before they get to hit the draft up. Oh, you're right. Yeah. There's a really all star type games.

It's weird to think of like a human as being so valuable, but so I follow the NBA the most closely lately. And like this guy is $140 million contract. If I'm the Sixers, I've made $140 million investment in a human. He's not just a dude whose ankle i care about he's an asset a like a piece of machinery in this company a central one one of the uga players it's about to hit up the draft is in a lot of trouble i don't know all the uh in and outs of the case

dui and maybe somebody got hit killed or hit though right i think there was a crash or something um and he was driving the car and he left the scene and then came back. I don't know for sure about. He's on UGA or he's getting drafted. It's draft time for him. He was driving a track Hawk. Somebody said, which is like a Jeep rocket ship. Yeah.

Yeah. Jeep track Hawk. I think that thing is like 0 to 60 and it's definitely under 4. 4.1 seconds. According to this shit. This looks like a very expensive Jeep. Star Defensive Tackle became

the third member of their 2022 team to be charged with reckless driving. A fourth with DUI and a fifth went 34 miles an hour over the speed limit i don't know that's that must be part of the winning culture nine georgia players have been arrested in the last 13 and a half months you guys are making waves winners nine fucking winners all right that's all like only like a percentage of the team yeah like 60 people that's what i'm saying if only two years it must be like 80 people over two years now

yeah i don't know how the roster is like i don't know turns over yeah it turns over um i don't know as long as nobody like as long as he wasn't coming back next year i don't give a shit right like i don't care if his trackhawk explodes also like i look at he's probably going somewhere to beat up my falcons or the the type of charge i didn't know about all these charges but like duis and speeding and stuff if i'm an nfl team like i don't love that i don't like the guy who's drinking and driving but it doesn't show the level of character flaw that like beating up another human would or like like you know this guy goes out gets drunk and gets violent i'm like oh that scares me i don't want him to take that and bring it to my team and infect some of the teammates are

going to be vulnerable to that as infection right they're going to be influenced by this guy dude let's go out let's go out to a strip club let's fuck somebody up who's smaller than us this is my idea of a good night and he's gonna be a bad person that turns two or three more bad that i don't like but someone who like goes 34 miles an hour over the speed limit i don't see him ruining a team no and i mean like like you said the is showing that they can – there have been players who savagely beat their wives, and then it's like, starting at cornerback. As long as you can play football, they don't care. They care about the PR aspect of it. Do y'all watch any of the congressional testimony situations

when they got a guy from a drug company or a ceo of somewhere like on the stand they're giving them the business because i love that shit no i haven't really i what i think it's your guy from uh missouri it's a white guy in his 30s maybe maybe early 40s with i don't actually know who our guy he's got good i know i'm trying to describe him our governor is that it gun to my head i don't know who the governor missouri is no it's uh it's definitely a senator mike parson um i don't know anyway he's always great he's always great um i saw one where josh holly that's is that him? Wait, Josh Hawley's a senator. Eric Schmidt? I don't know. I need to see a picture

of the guy. I've seen a couple things about Missouri today. I think St. Louis, they're working on reparations there. I watched the whole thing about that today. Thank goodness. Yeah. Who's getting the reparations? Well, I think

we got to get some equity um for for for those everyone should have the same results taylor and if you don't think so you're racist yeah no no i will not be well i mean that i guarantee it's st louis city who will vote on that like i said st louis city st louis county separate governments and so the city will have if they're doing that i haven't even heard about it. That will pass there. And just like everything that passes, there's already,

nobody lives there already. There's no one who lives there. It's not fair. Taylor has two jobs, right? We should take some of his earnings and give them to people who only have one job. No, no jobs. No, no.

Don't like that. No, you're hoarding. You're hoarding work and money. You're hoarding $90,000 bathrooms. And I think that is who we need. Everyone should get a piece of that bathroom. Everyone should be able to go in there every now and then take a little shower.

Taylor, Taylor, in my defense, I barely work at all. Whereas you're working all the time just collecting cash. This is bullshit't don't point that gun at me thank you for taylor he's so busy he won't know us yeah that that shit's retarded so stupid you're gonna you're gonna vote to redistribute wealth like that they had a 20 minute discussion about it and there were no white people there no shit i wonder if there's there no shit it's like a black woman with a bald black woman who who is so light-skinned by the way i don't think that i think that she's almost passable and is it octoloon or octaroon i think both are frowned upon i don't

know this word um well i know i know it from archer as taylor would say not a single drop um but anyway she she's saying that she they're just going back and forth these bald light-skinned there is not the white about how whitey needs to pay up his fair share um how like half the city can't let the other half die well what are they saying the county has to pay a bunch of money to recover the city it's like no the city is a shithole because it's run by dummies who continue to make it worse i saw her picture today um your your mayor there um is she hot no but she's hotter than uh laurie lightfoot out of chicago who well you're saying that's hotter than Lori Lightfoot? Yeah. Hotter than Beetlejuice? Can you put a picture of Lori Lightfoot up, please, Zach?

Just so people know the bar that this woman's cleared. It is almost uncanny valley levels of ugly. Just the hairline, if we're being real, though, right? Like, I've just never seen a woman who accepted receiving... She looks surprised. You don't see many women who accept male pattern baldness. They do something. Especially if they're black. I don't think that's racist to say at all.

Wow. This is the best I've ever seen her. Black women do... Yeah, this is old. This is old. Her hair is almost like, I don't know, up here somewhere. She's way back here now she's 30 40 more surprised than this now all the time i don't see these pictures ever like

it's so odd that it's for for like a black person like i said to like not pictures from yesterday all right so that's what she looks like uh that's from yesterday She got hair plugs then. This is the absolute best. Oh, there's a good angle. That is male pattern baldness. Yeah, it's male pattern baldness. That's a high T woman right there. Yeah. High T. High T.

I'm a 50-year-old male, and I swear, I'm confident in saying I've got her hairline beat. Oh, fuck yeah, dude. I actually do. She is heading toward Mr. Burns at the speed of light. Leave it on this photo. Have you ever seen that meme where it's like how does someone look so masculine

yet so feminine, so young yet so old? What am I looking at here? She looks like she could be young pretending to be older. Because she's got a child's lower half to her face with the smaller chin. I don't know why she lost re-election, though. She got the numbers up. She pumped those numbers.

The homicide rates, yeah. They haven't been this strong in ages. She's the first mayoral candidate not to win re-election in, what do they say, 40 years? Yeah, you said 40 years in the text. Yeah, yeah. Also, though, you have to look at Illinois politicians. They've only had two mayors in the last 20, though. All of them go to jail. She's one of them. So my question is, did she lose the primary and they're likely to get a different Democrat, or did she lose to a Republican and they're likely to change teams? No, there's no way a Republican won in Chicago. Yeah, all of her competition was black or brown.

Although the squares were small, one of those persons could have been very light-skinned. Okay. So she lost. It was a primary. Yeah. I think so. And I assume the Democrat that beat her is favored to win the general?

Yeah. A Republican has no shot in chicago okay i knew that was like in baltimore the republican never ever wins in baltimore yeah 80 or 90 it's like st louis city like i think it's been like decades since st louis city has had like a republican in pretty much anywhere. I also care how close it is because a Democratic senator or governor, they never win in Texas,

but they are sometimes within 3% or 4%. If everything were to line up, if they were to elect some pedo like Alabama did, no. Alabama had the pedo. Then he'd probably lose. He was. 14-year-old girls when he was 50. Yeah, Alabama had the pedo. They did. Then he'd probably lose. He was.

Like 14-year-old girls when he was 50 and 60. He was banned from the mall. I don't remember. He was that guy that they banned from the mall. You know, Rufus McOle, cocksucker fuck. Was it Roy something? This was years ago. Roy Moore.

He's probably dead now. That's how old he was. Roy Moore maybe? Yeah, yeah. Green Blast. Right. yeah he's probably now that's all he was right maybe yeah yeah green black um right so if they were to try to put up a roy moore in texas he might lose um whereas a roy moore could probably win in baltimore it's just so lopsided yeah i guess i always assumed like cities always were one but like just because like st louis is my perspective point and so like i

thought it was like yeah every city always Democrats and every suburb for the most part, mostly Republican. You know, at least that's how St. Louis is like, it's Republicans. I don't even think they run Republicans in the city anymore. Don't Republicans win in New York city sometimes.

Uh, I think there's, there's one Republican guy who's like in Northern, like a house rep in like Northern, uh, like the country of New York. Oh, no,

there's a lot more Republicans in New York than that. Yeah. Uh, there, they have like the famous guy, Lee something, but I'm going for the mayors and shit. This list doesn't have their Giuliani,

right? Giuliani. Yeah. Um, Bloomberg, Blasio, Adams. Do you know any of these names? Yeah.

I know the names. I don't remember their party affiliations. I thought Bloomberg was a Democrat. Didn't he just run as a Democrat and everybody laughed at him even though he had bunches of money and nothing happened in 2020? Wasn't he the dude bandying about the idea of one of the billionaires? He's like a real deal fucking billionaire. There's Trump Trump level billionaire,

like three, four bill. I think that guy's like real, like 70 bill. Bloomberg one is a Republican. Oh, okay. I didn't know that. Uh,

I think he's been Democrat lately, but he was a Republican in oh two to 13, I guess when he ran. Oh, okay. I wouldn't, I definitely wouldn't know about that. I had to pull it up.

I didn't know. But anyway, yeah. So my point point was not not all big cities go blue every time but we'll agree mostly yeah and their version of a republican is always a a different kind of republican as well right which makes sense you're gonna democrat from six years ago is the kind of republican they like yeah yeah yeah you'll have a root and toot the kind of republican that would be far too you know left wing for a 2008 democrat party that kind of republican i get recommended way too much marjorie taylor green by youtube now what's she up to what's what's is she the good looking one or is that uh that's Bobert you're thinking of. What's she up to then? I don't care about Magic the Gathering anymore. God, she's hard to

fucking look at. I don't know. I saw one. She's just being weird. I hate her so much. You see her screaming at that guy from Georgia about election fraud, how Trump won the state. She's like, if you're going to sit here and tell me that no dead people voted in that election. He's like, four dead people voted.

No, thousands did. And Trump won Georgia. He's like, Trump lost Georgia by 11,000 some votes. Is this like a day ago? Like yesterday. She is really banging that Trump should have won the election. Widespread fraud drum. Do you she's like out of material no no i i'm told by whatever the news reports that from people who know her that she's clever she's not some stupid q anon sucker she's not an idiot who thinks trump won the election she's none

of those things what she is is a rabble rouser who gets idiots to vote for her. It's all calculated and successful. I keep seeing more and more stuff about the Wuhan lab. I saw that Congress voted unanimously to release all information about the virus coming from there. It's looking like that's what happened. I saw the view, that clip from them, being like, well, we didn't want to agree with Trump.

Is that an actual quote? Is that right? Their point was, well, no, we didn't want to consider that it might have come from a Wuhan lab. We'd have had to have agreed with Trump. And that's just not palatable. Believe bat soup

instead so it's it's it's legitimately looking more and more like china um um oh and then i i like this conspiracy it was it's the nut job stuff that's starting to seem more and more true i keep seeing um they're asked they were asking fauci like well well who did you receive money from i received money from lots of places i was like dude where'd you get that money from what they pay you for don't be fucking obtuse about this i know i'd like to know if there's anything funny going on there the reflection on covid has impacted my opinion on fact checking because i used to feel like hey these are fact checkers they can tell you what's true and not true boom and sometimes well one even if you know, in fact checking, because I used to feel like, hey, these are fact checkers. They can tell you what's true and not true. Boom. And sometimes, well, one, even if you know everything, it can be a bit of a gray area. And two, a lot of shit you just don't know.

Like, it's still coming out that the Wuhan lab theory at one time was like enough to get you banned off Twitter and a racist thing to think. Yeah. And it turns out to be the most likely. I think that now they're leaning to like if they had to choose gun to their head they'd say the lab leak theory is the right one you could not believe that publicly and maintain social media if you if you told everyone that like you know cloth masks are a waste of time you're being stupid uh that would get you like banned off twitter now i think people generally agree cloth masks don't do much for you.

They certainly don't do anything on the inhale side. Maybe on the exhale, they stop you from broadcasting your breath as far as it would have. I don't know. But cloth masks, Wuhan lab leak, and there's probably some other examples. It's like things that would get you automatically bot fat checked on Facebook and Twitter are now they're on the other side. So fact checking is hard. Yeah,

it's, um, it's going to be, uh, it's only going to bolster Trump's, uh, odds come election time that he, he's going to be proven right.

So many times as, as the virus, uh, as far as the virus went, um, he's just going to have a gotcha moment every step of the way on Biden. So that'll be interesting. I don't,

it won't matter. So I go the other way on it. I'm like, man, there's gotcha. So Biden, for example, now is pursuing people who committed fraud on COVID relief.

People who got like paycheck guarantees. They put, I need $2.2 million to pay these people who aren't working anymore. Then they pay out a hundred thousand, put 2.1 million in pay these people who aren't working anymore. Then they pay out $100,000, put $2.1 million in their own pocket, and call it a win. That shit is so prevalent. And Biden going after it will have story after story of how ineffective the governance was under Trump. How fraudulent, how poorly done it was. Maybe I'm the only one that cares about that kind of thing.

Yeah, people won't care about that. They'll be like, oh, did Americans get too much money out of the government? Oh, Trump, did you give us too much money to people who might not? They won't care. No, it's thieves and liars and people who are connected. Those are the ones that got the money. I didn't get any COVID relief. Well, maybe the $600 or whatever they sent out, but I didn't get $2.2 million.

Yeah, $1,200. I forget what it was. I didn't get shit. What? You didn't get 2.2 million yeah it was 1200 i forget what it was shit what you didn't no i thought everyone did but anyway give me no goddamn check i got a check for like literally 65 dollars and i was like sure what the fuck i didn't even cash it i'm like if i cash this i'm gonna get like a trouble on my taxes. This is a mistake. Why the fuck did you send the government something $63 and 18 cents?

Well, anyway, I'm mixed up. Yeah, they gave out token $600 to everybody. Reparations might be a good idea. We've got tens of thousands. You know what I mean? Yeah. I parlayed that into a new bathroom.

I no longer trust Fauci. I think he might have been up to some monkey business being paid to say things. He definitely lied multiple times. But maybe even being paid by pharmaceutical companies. I don't know why everybody was so wanted to cover china's ass on that thing you know trump was up there calling it the chinese virus and like oh how dare you kid don't you know that a chinese person got beaten up yesterday in

california it's like really one a whole chinese person got beaten up oh no because of the truth huh well you know what they say the truth hurts i wish you said that you think he would have said that yeah um i mean like it like from the media perspective it makes sense that they wouldn't want to go all in anti or anti-china and agree with trump at the election time because that would be a huge groundswell of support for Trump. Cause it would be like a common enemy of like, we're all against China. We don't like them. The Democrats agree.

We have big plans, people, big plans. We're going to take care of China. And then it would be like, Oh, Oh, I think that would,

you know, grease his wheels a bit in that time. You don't, you still don't think he's got a chance i don't think he has a shot no do you think he beats desantis uh i don't know i don't i don't really like this desantis guy no i don't like him really what i think he's great like maybe i'm missing something but so so it's weird when you only get exposed to... Hang there. If you only hear DeSantis' side of the story,

you're like, holy shit, what a great guy. I don't think I've ever heard his detractors exactly. And when I do hear them, I see them lying about him. Whenever someone's talking shit about DeSantis, they're fucking lying to you. If they're calling something the don't say gay bill, that's not what it is. that was obvious you named it that weirdo and like it every time you boil down what that bill is about it's like 85 of people are for it by the way 15 of the people need to be dissolved in acid okay okay walk Walk the streets. You'll agree with me.

Just start counting. Homeless? 15% of the people you see on your day, you're like, yep, fucking boil them up, use their bones, send their bones to China as fertilizer, like they did the bison. That does make sense.

If you asked me, I'll make it up, four months ago, I'd be like, DeSantis is going to kick Trump's ass. No one cares about Trump. Everyone's tired of his lies. All his rallies were out there like, I really won the election. I didn't really lose.

Just sore loser bullshit. Then he did that NFT thing with the pictures of him as an astronaut and a cowboy. I remember Kyle was like, not only was his major announcement bad, it proved to me he's not even seriously running for president. And I agree with you at the time. Now, I'm like, shit, I think Trump is a shoo-in for the Republican nomination. I think the debates are what's going to matter. I think people are going to have to draw their own lines between themselves.

So it'll be really fun to see DeSantis and Trump on the debate stage. And I hope that Rubio and what's his name from Texas are there again, too. And Jeb comes back. Jeb has already endorsed DeSantis. That's right. That's right. That can only hurt him. Oh, no.

DeSantis is a lock now that he has the Jeb supporters. If Jeb was like, I'll support your podcast, I'd be like, Jeb, please don't. They should just do DeSantis exclamation point as his campaign slogan. DeSantis! That was so funny. Jeb! What was I going to say? And Nikki Haley's running.

Oh, yeah. You're a tough guy, Jeb. Real tough guy over here. Real tough guy, Jeb. Real tough. uh what was he gonna say and nikki haley's running oh yeah yeah i thought yeah jeb real tough guy real tough guy jeb real tough i don't know if trump's good at debates or not like when i watch trump debate i think he does pretty well and he has some zingers and etc when i watched debate biden i thought he kind of won right but afterwards it seemed like the country didn't agree they're like this trump guy is an asshole who interrupts every time biden starts to talk worse than i ever have a different level if you have to watch the debate and he didn't let biden ever say anything he just dominated the

air the entire time and it was so over the top the moderators couldn't get him under control i thought he kind of alphaed biden that was my takeaway from it but afterwards everyone was like Trump is an asshole I can't vote for so is he good or not I don't know yeah I don't know I don't remember the the post debate being that cut and dry if I recall I do remember like I remember social media like on Twitter at the time lots of people being like Trump is thrashing him and then afterward I remember a lot of CNN you, that kind of like mainstream being like embarrassing show from Trump as he walks over Biden's speed, like that kind of shit where it's almost I'm always hesitant of that. Like when something happens and then two hours later, Fox is saying the country agrees with DeSantis is strong stances. It's like, shut the fuck up. the country agrees with DeSantis' strong stances.

It's like, shut the fuck up. You don't know. You agree and you want to convince people that you are speaking for a larger representation than you actually are. Fox has been fun lately. So during the post-election, they were beating the drum about election fraud. They were beating the drum about Dominion voting systems

and just saying fraud, fraud, fraud. Tucker were beating the drum about Dominion voting systems and just saying fraud, fraud, fraud. Tucker Carlson is up there saying many people are questioning the results of this election and for good reason. And he'd just go on there and lay out all the troubles they had. But privately in their text messages, this crew is fucking MSNBC in private. Tucker is like, she's a liar. Sidney Powell, this is Trump's attorney. The guy called her and lied. She's outwardly lying. And they're in private. They're saying Rudy Giuliani is a kook.

He lies. Why don't we have their private communication? Because Dominion sued them and he got their text messages. So they're texting each other back and forth. And now it's like it's in court. You could see they need to prove that the Fox News system host company not just lied, but knowingly lied. And they seemingly have. Defamation is a really hard thing to win.

But gosh, they have them. Tucker Carlson was like, he got fact checked by someone else at Fox News. And he's like, fire her immediately. Don't fact-check me. Oh, my gosh. We're going to lose viewers to Newsmax and what is it? I agree, by the way. Or whatever.

We're going to lose viewers to these other people if we don't tell these lies. And our stock price is down already. We need to keep telling these lies because that's what the viewers want to hear. I'm paraphrasing, but this is what he said in his text yeah and i've always wondered if tucker believed what he said if uh ingram believed what she said if lou dobbs believed what he said no they're smart people no yeah they're smart people who know that they're lying to you it's the idiots watching

fox news that believe them but they're important lies to tell because you've got to motivate the potato heads out there to get out and vote so that and it's all about getting like some fucking state judge to that leans this way instead of that way eight years from now that's what really matters and so to accomplish that so that justice is done at least our view of justice you got to get the potato heads out to vote how do you get the potato heads to vote oh my god it's a chinese fucking conspiracy and the balloons are over your house right now buy your trump helmets they'll protect you from above and you know like you gotta get the potato heads out and in the end you know justice gets done the reason our system is so full of red tape bureaucracy bureaucracy and horseshit is because you don't want sweeping change to be possible.

Oh, yeah. We had a eureka moment and realized that things should be like this instead of that. Oh, let's just rewrite everything. But you can't because of all the red tape and bureaucracy and people throw their hands up and say the system is broken. It's working just fine. It's making sure that we haven't came around and confiscated everyone's guns yet. It's making sure that we don't have libel laws like they do in the UK. That thing J.K. Rowling is using to sue anyone who talks shit about her on Twitter.

They're like, you're a Nazi. You're going to apologize for that. Did you hear about the royal family? God, I don't keep up with them. But I apologize. It's really funny. I was reading about it today. Publicly.

You'll like this law. Apparently, the royal family has a law that says that they can stop you and the news from talking about them. And if they issue this clause or warrant or whatever it's called, you can't talk about the fact that you can't talking about them. And if they issue this clause or warrant or whatever it's called, you can't talk about the fact that you can't talk about it. They'll say, hey, all news. You can't talk about, I guess, Prince William's cheated on his wife.

And Prince Charles the King has declared that you can't report on that. And also you can't declare that he's declared that you can't report on that. But it's gone Streisand effect because there are plenty of news agencies who are not British. Yeah, most of them.

That law doesn't work anymore. I'm over here in America like suck my dick. You know about the South Park controversy? What did they do? Oh, South Park. First of all, a quick thing about South Park and then the South Park controversy. So they came up with some kind of weird deal with Paramount and HBO.

So Paramount owns Cartoon Network or excuse me, or excuse me, Comedy Central, where South Park traditionally is. Paramount owns that. So Paramount Plus is like, okay, we'll have your show on Paramount Plus, the streaming platform too. And they're like, cool. And well, we also, this is Trey and Matt,

we South Park, we're also going to make a deal with HBO, but we're just going to make movies for them, like these specials. Yeah. There's a huge problem, I think, legally, where like now it's like HBO South Park and Paramount trying to work out who that show goes to.

And I'm wondering if that's why I haven't gotten a new episode this season yet over on wherever I'm watching it. But the first episode was Kanye. Destroyed Kanye. Had a great time with him. And then second episode is Prince Harry and Meghan Markle or whatever. What are their names? The prince that married the brown chick and then moved to Canada or wherever they moved.

Sounds right. Harry and Meghan Markle. It's William. Sorry, I don't follow. Kate Middleton and Williams is the other one. Zach Sam, I'm right. Anyway, South Park did an episode where if you've never seen like how they treat the queen oh and that and it's a wonderful day here in canada and they're burying the queen and they bury the queen and and the whole episode is about the prince and his wife are mad because

you're looking at them and so they are constantly in your face stop looking at us stop looking at us the whole episode they're like they've got posters and they're protesting that people are looking at them and stay. And, uh, and I guess they're suing South Park and it's like, South Park's not afraid of you. They,

they, they, they, they had terrorists trying to kill them. Well, they did remove that episode out of how the networks did. Yeah. Yes.

There's cowards. Those bastards. Brett Favre is suing Pat McAfee. Did you follow that at all? No. Did Pat expose him for taking those poor children's money and pocketing it? Oh, this one's delicious. Yeah, so Pat McAfee, I guess, reported on how Brett Favre allegedly took like millions

or like roughly a million in speaker fees for himself, which he paid back, I think. And he also got like five million to turn his daughter's volleyball court in college into like i don't know five million bills a heck of a fuck it's a wedding destination at this point like like this volleyball court and uh and brett farb was like behind the scenes they have his text messages allegedly so i don't get sued of uh being like you know we're not gonna get caught on this and where the money came from is like the best part it was like the mississippi poverty fund for like single moms and like welfare and shit like that like the neediest people in the in one of the neediest states and brett farver is putting a million dollars in his own fucking pocket for

speaking fees i don't think he even spoke and And then, of course, his daughter needed a better volleyball court at school. So he sues Pat Tillman. And Pat Tillman's like, I'd tell you to talk to my lawyers. I'm sorry. Thank you. Pat Tillman's dead. It'd be impressive to talk to him. He's like, you can talk to my lawyers,

but I don't have any lawyers. So good luck with that. Anyway. Brett Favre came out and uh he's like you know i think he mocked pat mcafee's wealth and you know it was basically like you're trying to make money off my name and stuff dude pat mcafee is setting the world on fire right now if you told me he was wealthier than brett farb i'd be like yeah that tracks that could be that guy's loaded i've heard of him and i don't follow football like he's enormously popular he he went from he was a kicker that was interesting he's an athletic kicker who like got tackles and like he was i don't want to say he was as athletic as the rest of the team but that gap was way closer

with pat mcafee a kicker and and the rest of the normal players. Then typical. Typically, the kicker is all he does well is kick. And he was also a lot of fun. He would drink and fall into the canal and shit like that. He was always in the papers. He really likes his alcohol, or at least he did in his playing days. And he's great on the mic. So now he works for ESPN. He has his own show show he's just killing it

and he reported on brett farb brett farb is suing him and it's streisanding this thing i hadn't thought about brett farb in a year yeah and now it's like oh right brett farb allegedly steals from poor people for himself and his daughter and and the politicians behind it it's a huge case and it's gonna be fun yeah it seems like Brett Favre is a piece of shit. We don't know his story. Maybe the old volleyball court was awful. Have you even thought about that, Kyle? You know what else is awful?

Poor people. Poor people are awful. What are those poor people going to spend that money on? Poor items. Who deserves the money? Daughters of hundred millionaires. That's who needs money. Yeah.

I say we get that money back from him and we just... Why isn't he getting that money from fucking Wisconsin or something, though? Or Minnesota. You know, somewhere where he actually played ball. To redistribute the wealth of Brett Favre and Taylor. For some reason. Only if it's foreign aid to Israel. That's where it should go i'm just gonna bang the redistributing taylor's money don't like that you're selfish i'm gonna go vote in the st louis city election

and say as the the sole white person and go i'm here did you see this article where this lady bought this 1998 Ford Escort? $289 a month. What? For 84 months. Is there more to the story? Are there diamonds in it? She trade in a car that was like super underwater.

Oh, that's an interesting. But that makes. It's wild. How could you? $288 a month for 84 months. What is the math on that for me? 84 divisible by 12. Is there anyone capable of this?

That's seven years. Yeah, that's seven years. Just seven years for what is this? A 2000? 1998. The car is already 25 years old. She's going to keep it until it's 32 years old. Oh my God.

Look how happy she is. There are girls who have retired from porn younger than that car. And who is that? The happiest salesman of the day like who's that guy hopefully he doesn't know worth like 900 is there a level higher than assassin what is what a kind of salesman is he? This should be a crime. You shouldn't be able to tell people. Zach, can you show us Finster's Twitter? I think Finster's only... What?

Were your words, Taylor? I didn't hear what you said. Am I back? Yes. I don't even know where I dropped out at forget I don't think you dropped out I think you just talked at the same yeah you made a weird noise that confused me oh you guys all froze up

for me for a couple no somebody showed me earlier I don't use Twitter but I guess is it no no no go to the one where he's like advertising his only fans that one with the picture of his ass like go up one that that one i click on that oh oh there's a mirror open my present present over his ass uh man this is what are 12,000 retweets i mean 1200 retweets 35 000 likes i heard him described as the poster boy for unrealistic

goals in like transitioning and he doesn't even transition he just dresses up he's just a jack of all trades uh he he said he was on um hormone blockers but someone said the hormone blocker was what's the one you take to prevent balding? Finasteride? Finasteride. That blocks DHT. I got a big bag of it over there across the room. It left me very confused because I'm like, does

he think DHT is more of a hormone blocker than it is? I think y'all had some kind of misunderstanding. I'm going off of a meme. it's not like i talked to him but does is he does he think that finasteride is more of a hormone blocker than it is or is he just selling it as like part of the brand like now i'm going i probably recommended the finasteride tucker how are you good sorry i'm late hey tucker it's trickier to tricky to I have people that I would want to recommend finasteride to that. I haven't said anything because I recommend to everyone.

I know I tell them I'm like, I'm like, it'll usually begin. If someone's asking me about getting into shape and I'll talk about like, or, or really TRT. And what I'll always say is like, whether you get the TRT or TRT or not,

finasteride is just something you should start doing. I mean, your doctor should you know it's between you and him just like when we advertise fucking blue chew or something but you know you why not stop your hair from ever going anywhere right and it'll regrow some if you lost some um and uh i think derrick told me once that to some small extent it raises your testosterone levels um oh that's so yeah finasteride and it's incredibly cheap you don't have to go to the I think Derek told me once that to some small extent, it raises your testosterone levels. Oh,

that's interesting. So yeah, finasteride. And it's incredibly cheap. You don't have to go to the doctor. You go onto a website that I won't advertise for free for. You get yourself. Never for free. Hey there,

Tucker. Tucker, we are talking about what we think you may have, what he may have been misunderstanding. I don't think that Finster is on hormone blockers or any of that. Definitely not. I think he said he was. Oh, he said he was. and i don't know if he's confused or if he's like you know stretching the truth uh he said on here that yeah he said on here he was hormones um so so i just think

there's a bit of a confusion or someone else wrote put some words in his mouth um that could but you know i don't know he doesn't need that yeah you know finster right yeah yeah no i don't actually i have like all of this we're talking about hair loss or what you don't know who finster is i might i might know he uh he he looks like a pretty girl he dresses as a pretty girl but he's a straight man um uh okay you'll know once you see Zach pull up a picture of that fuckable friend of the show oh the most fuckable friend of the show

yeah he's on he called it a DHT blocker alright uh okay so um interesting uh who no did not have no idea who it is but twitch streamer he got the biggest like private twitch donation in history three hundred thousand dollars right and this by the way wasn't like to a charity oh train wrecks they just straight up gave him

three hundred thousand dollars that is yeah wild that is the definition of an oiler when we talk about oilers existing like in the twitch culture like an oil prince like somebody who's coming in and just here's three hundred thousand dollars person on the internet have a good day i had that on woody craft yeah yeah i know you did yeah super users whales and stuff yeah so in woody craft there was a little bit pay to win that was never okay but it wasn't as hated as it is today and uh um so you know you could pay to get better but this is a team game the factions right we do like we all have these gangs so if i really want to be in a strong thing i need to pay for you you and you to win too and uh oilers would have that the top rank

was five hundred 500 so something people would just buy it like all right i'm gonna make six people god was the highest rank i'm gonna make six people gods today boom yeah i think it's a lot of donations like that um i was when i brought it up here on the show the time he was on i was trying to make him as much money as i could i was like how much money would it take for you to get breast implants and i knew someone was gonna gonna offer him whatever amount he said like like they there's just he's got too many simps out there dude like like he's like there's just too many simps out there i guess we're among them you know who did yes i mean i but like you know who did this before i guess

that very similar line that you might know uh c, C9 sneaky, the league of legends pro is like original, the original bait, um, like, like, uh, uh, cross-dress cosplay.

And I'm pretty sure he was the first like prominent. I mean, he still plays league at a high level, but I'm pretty sure he was the first, like to the point where people would be as well, like straight sis voice. Oh no. I mean,

sneaky, sneaky is not, he's just like oh you think i'm hot i guess then we'll like run it or maybe he's not i don't know it's just i'm not kind of close friends with him but he's it's like the same thing and there are so many people that sub to that man's uh like patreon or only whatever he was doing so i mean oh yeah yeah i remember him for sure um because he was the one people send you a link oh i i would see him do do that thing where he's dressed up as like, I don't know, some anime character or maybe like. Yeah, it's a lead character, like a Mortal Kombat character, like, you know, like, like clicks her like heels back up toward her ass. It's like that sort of thing.

He's like doing that shit, looking hot as fuck at Comic-Con or whatever. And these big, goofy dudes are getting a little too handsy with him. And then he goes, this is really nice of you to take a picture with me and they're like ah that's one of my favorite parts about finster like he's just a cis male right that that's that's who he really is and the fact that he's a cis male who's prettier than oh is this them together streaming that's that's it could be i think he's on the right okay well yeah so i mean this that makes sense yeah dude yeah yeah yeah this is like clash of the titans they're two men you have to go find a real woman to find somebody hotter than not just any real woman like

you'd have to look around it's kind of funny because i think when sneaky was first starting out uh do it and we're talking like seven years ago right or six years ago there would you'd be scrolling on twitter and there'd be like live stream fail post before it became tmz of like streamers going like like scrolling down then up, looking at it and being like, damn. And then scrolling down again and then being like, oh wait, that was sneaky.

Oh, looking good, buddy. Yeah. Nice. Nice tight tits, bro. Yeah.

And up to Tucker. You got some people in the background there. They're not robbing you. Are you? You know, that's, that's my, that's my girlfriend who lives.

You never know. Yeah. Twice. You ransack in the place. place yeah that's actually like the weirdest uh power move they want to rob me on podcast uh i'm late because i got stuck on catalina island for an extra day because the weather was so bad they wouldn't let boats go in or out, which I know sounds very nice, but I promise you it was not nice. It was not like it was not very I mean, going was cool, but being there and having like the bandaid ripped off of like it's like Disneyland without any people and all the rides are closed, but you're still in the park. And it's like every single thing closed, like like there nothing to do it's a it's a town we walked around the town twice and that was in the first like two hours and then you're like all right well so we watched like eight episodes of hgtv and uh then a classic hotel tv where it's like i guess i can watch another property so this is yeahina Island, 26 miles off the coast of Los Angeles.

Oh, the fucking Catalina wine mixer is a real thing, which happens here. This is how it looked when we got there. Why don't you just chop her back? You can't. You see what happened to Kobe? You can't chop her in bad weather. Right. So, you know, now, yeah, rip Kobe. But we don't see people, you know, chop her in bad weather right so you know now yeah rip kobe

but we did see people you know chop her back so it was so pretty very postcard-esque very small we went off during the off season so it was empty and that meant that there also wasn't a lot to do uh outside of like you know we we rented golf carts that's the only thing you can drive over there if you don't live on the island um so drove around there there's bison sick uh yeah like wild bison um obviously like the weirdest juxtaposition between the richest people on planet earth and then the people that are working there and like and like living on the island because cattle it is like uh wrigley the the guy wrigley field wrigley gum that guy bought the island in the in the 20s and he was like i want to make it a place for everybody to come

vacation because it's like a undeveloped tent camping site why didn't he make it his own vegas with gambling can you imagine he did he put a casino on it a 12 floor pull that photo back up because you can see it. And imagine my disappointment. Why don't people go there to gamble instead of Vegas? You can take a whole whole market. Cause it's fucking closed. It's closed. And they closed it in like the forties and I'm like,

well, or like the sixties. And I'm like, okay, it's cool. But, um, all in all,

I would, uh, I would definitely say it's probably better to go in the summer. The amount of money that we're talking about. If you had a casino, a hotel casino, that's the casino right there no he developed the this island had nothing he put sewage water power and a pottery thing built the casino like can planes land on the island they have a runway yeah they have a they have a runway up on that you see a tower up there at the top left there's runway back there um for like little prop planes and and stuff a helipad you know what i'm wondering is like if

you're flying across the pacific it like if you're an asian coming to america to gamble could this like also take that traffic away from no way dude there's so many asians love to gamble there's too many no yeah you put them all right here all right listen i i will say that the that the island like it's not it wasn't vegas like it didn't feel like that it was incredible i mean maybe but it was like it's the smallest fishing town ever that just so happens to have stupidly expensive mansions arbitrarily thrown around in the corners here and then like and then there's poor people mixed in yeah um and the cost of living yeah they work there and i mean there's 5 000 people that live there so there's like an elementary school and a high school it was my first time i ever went by the way so i'm just like you know i read the brochure but it it was like uh

it was kind of i mean i looked the shitt apartment, there's two places for sale on Zillow right now. Two. Two. The shittiest apartment you've ever seen in like, not the shittiest, I'm sorry, just a very like $800 a month apartment in the middle of Iowa that is $800,000. And a arguably normal apartment that you would see in like a in like a san diego for like three million dollars and it's like all right we're we're dealing with like straight like uh tiers of income that are exponentially bigger because this is not your primary residence it's so inconvenient to live there this is your see the picture fun it's uh Jenner and I think maybe Khloe Kardashian's

house. Have you seen them? They live next door to each other. They both have expansive mansions. You're like, oh my god. It's like an L with two more L's attached to it and a P in the middle. Then there's an arrow and it points

to... They kind of share a big concrete drive type area since they are neighbors. They just made it all one big thing. This is where the maid lives in this little streamliner. You know, those little like shiny metal trailers. Yeah. They don't have like a shed?

Maids quarters. And I mean, dude, this place has to have a dozen bedrooms in it each. And you got to assume that they would they would probably have a like a working quarters in the house like almost all the houses i love watching me some house tours almost all the stupid rich house tours are like and here's where the people who work for you the cook and everything live wait this is before it was finished oh and it's a shack right here so this is long before so this is a while back this i don't know god you are so rich and you still choose to build the ugliest fucking like ranch style this is like you don't like it it's so many square no because it's so

i do not like the look of the one on the left it's the one on the left is terrifying it's like a walmart it's like a bass pro shop one on the left is kylie jenner's uh the one on the right oh it says it right there oh chloe of course Shop. The one on the left is Kylie Jenner's. The one on the right, oh, it says it right there. Oh, Chloe. Of course it does. The one on the right is Chloe's. Because Kris Jenner is Kylie's mother, and for some reason they're attributing it to her, but now Kylie Jenner's

a billionaire, so I think it's probably her fucking house if she wants it. I can't figure out if I like him or not. A lot of people like, they see... Well, they're not finished see i wish we had like bridges oh they're not not in construction this is see the pools i don't give a shit it's i don't care you can't this is they're building these houses in this photo what's so upset what i mean look is it is it fine okay is this what it looks like now yeah look how fuck why look all right first

there's it's just so many angles yeah why does the roof look like that like i'm with you you know where you see like an old church and then they add an addition to the church and it's very disjointed like that's what the roofs look like i don't like about the roof as a normal person is like oh that's incredibly difficult to maintain it that you can't put solar on top of it like what part faces south exactly there's so many fucking right right i'm talking about as a regular person yeah yeah when you have a problem with your roof You can't put solar on top of it. Like what part faces south? There's so many fucking right. Right. I'm talking about as a regular person. Yeah.

When you have a problem with your roof and you're likely to look at how many seams and joints there are like that's expense when you need to replace that roof. My goodness. That's like nine houses roofs. You know, it's a lot to maintain and pay for. Now they don't have normal person issues like that. So, yeah, I'm like, let's say that cost is no object. Do I still hate it? Just it's impractical.

But from a design standpoint, it's like you have to show me something better because I don't just knee jerk hate it. I'll tell you what I would if it were me, the billionaire who wanted to live like in that area. I'd really want some sort of like penthouse suite or the whole top floor of a building like those views that you. I've seen that that apartment in new york that's like the world's most expensive yeah like the the is it 100 mil 200 mil it's something it's a quarter i think it's a quarter of a billion dollars it's yeah huge dude it's you look it you feel it's like lex luther's fucking apartment you're looking out you're so high up that you're seeing the whole goddamn city of new york not like, oh, yeah, I can see that.

I can see the east side. No. Go to the other side of your apartment, dude. You can see the entire city like you're in an airplane. And not only that, it's just incredibly beautiful. I agree that that's amazing, and I think it's really neat, and I think I'd enjoy visiting it for sure. What's it like to live there?

If you told me that it took me 18 minutes to get from – It's not going to take you – no. You're going to have a direct elevator. That shit's going to go straight to your quarter-billion-dollar penthouse upstairs. And it's going to take 25 seconds. It starts at your car. So you're telling me I don't have to share that elevator? Because whenever I go high in a building as a peasant it's a pain in the

ass and and i know that when people so i moved from new jersey and i just knew people who worked in new york dude they would dedicate the last 15 minutes of their commute to be the front door to the cube right i didn't even think about that because you have to stop on so many floors for people just to get there and wait for the elevators yeah but if you live there do they have they have a solution for that is there is there like a does trump have his own elevator he doesn't share with other people well i think we're conflating height with um uh like traffic right if they're the it's a very tall building and each floor is an a unit so we're only talking 40 people so how many okay like right versus like a whole

floor of a huge skyscraper is what a thousand people a floor way more in and out that's the real it's not you're right you're right yeah i was extrapolating what i knew about people who work in big buildings like if you worked at the top of the right centers before they came down that kind of sucked like dude it was like problem, though. You don't have to worry about it. Actually, now you can get to the top of those buildings super fast. Do you think someone got to work that day and was like, God, I hate working here? These buildings are too tall. I fucking hate it.

Every day there's something with the elevator. How could this day get any worse? Look out your window at 9.08 the morning at last that plane is huge maybe when you live in a tall building if you're a vip they they solve that problem for you but i just wondered you know like you are not rubbing shoulders with potato heads if you spend a quarter million on your on your place and the the cool thing about that video or one of the ones is that the guy's like you can see the curvature of the earth and also sound stops carrying past 40 floors in the air so he's like he's like he's like everybody just stop talking and it's like okay you can't hear any part of

new york because you're so fucking high up like the helicopters are flying 20 stories below you around you so you're looking down at them and i'm like i get a little bit of vertigo but i understand it yeah it's like gargoyles i would that's yeah that's what i would do i would i would get up there on my own little private perch um because if you're you know if you're down there if you take your 12 million dollar mansion you stick it on a street corner like hers is dude how are you gonna feel when there's a bum out there pissing in your in your yard and like having to deal with like normal normies you don't want to deal with normies if you're gonna spend that kind of money i don't know i at least have a little more fun with it that looks like the most

mcmansion like uh kind of like a bunch i'm sure they i'm sure that's not their only house that they live in. That's just one of them. Also, Woody, you live in a pretty big house, but you have a pretty big family, or at least you have uses for it. I mean, three, but animals. Yeah, we do have big dogs. That's true. He can just hear it.

But I mean, like... Family's got a lot of gumption it takes up two two people's worth but like you can you can imagine a life with you with a larger home but that's like a walmart size 20 000 50 000 square foot property like what do you do with the how do you get furniture and items that it's like when you play sims for the first time and you're like i'm gonna make a big house and then you're like well i put 15 couches in the living room like what you know it gets to be a pain in the ass so my house is nowhere near theirs i hate to compare the two but i almost want an aerial view of my house to show this but where our cars are is on one side of the house and then the farthest point nearly

is the master closet right so and it's not a long walk it's maybe like a minute and a half or something like to walk across the house but when you're ready to go and you need socks we have an extra basket of socks in the house so you don't have to walk all the way across the entire fucking house. Like nomads in the desert. Water. That is so bougie. That's great. I love that.

Oh, cool, cool. So the fucking legs. No wonder you have no problem with it. It looks the same. I mean, it's so long. Yeah, right, right. So the master closet is the farthest left point in this picture now he's pointing to the bathroom that nope nope that's where the cars are where the

mouse is and that's where the closet is okay so to get socks from there is a serious pain in the ass you're right you you literally have built the charlotte airport in your home this is how i felt when i flew in wilmington and I'd fly into Charlotte local and have to go across the whole terminal to go to LA in the, you know, the other side. It's like a mile and a half long. And you're like, this should not be allowed. That's funny though.

Yeah. So we store like certain pieces of clothing. Sometimes you just want to walk around your house in a straight line, 200 yards. Sometimes that's how you just want to walk around your house i mean i see what he's knees in that photo yeah i do like that wait oh am i you're the cameraman i didn't even know that can you put it up again i had no idea well son thighs just fucking flying around yeah yeah okay weren't you wondering where this photo came from

my privacy's so gone i don't know oh yeah i was by the collection where'd you get that zach dude if you look up my house on google maps there's always some business there like rape squad killing pka whatever and they just come and go i don't try to moderate them it just happens There's always some business there, like Rape Squad, Killin', PKA, whatever. And they just come and go. I don't try to moderate them. It just happens nonstop. I got the new phone. Oh, yeah. You got a dope phone.

It's like $1,000. Am I right about that? I think they're $900. I don't know. You know what I've noticed? It's dense. It's heavy. What is it?

It's a Galaxy S23. Oh, yeah. I like the thing. I like like it okay i like the camera placement in that better than the camera placement in this you know is that an iphone yeah this is a whatever the 14 thing so it's got three there um i like in the front because the the uh the camera you don't have a notch right in the center yeah um on my previous phone it was kind of over in the side i don't know the camera's the coolest thing so far i've been fucking around with the slow-mo and shit but i don't know i got it yesterday i haven't i haven't done too much to it i needed one though i always break my phones did you find it hard to switch like at this point i have a camera from

like two cameras ago it's broken on the back That's my off device because moving my shit over is a pain in the ass. There's an app. I bet Apple has super slick ways of doing this. With Android, what I did was there's an app that's called Transfer. You put it on both phones.

I go, start. It goes, put your phones near each other and give me five minutes. Then it gives you lists of, Hey, do you want everything? Do you want pictures and videos? Do you want apps? Do you want settings and emails? And you customize that. I left the phone sitting here for five, six minutes and came back and it was similar,

but it brings over the Google authenticator app. Oh, so well to, you know, to transfer the Google Authenticator, just go into your Google Authenticator and click transfer and then you can just scan a QR code from this phone to that phone and confirm that and then you can do it. I didn't know you could do that. Chucks, I wish it.

Just hit the three little dots in the top right when you're in your Google Authenticator and do it there. Whenever I leave this thing on, it has all these old alarms from like trash days that aren't trash day anymore and shit like that.

I know. Yeah. I always have a couple backup phones because I have the same issue where I'll just, I'll drop a phone and the lens will crack and I'm like,

okay, well, I need the camera. So I'll keep those around, but I'll turn them on sometimes. Forget about the alarm. Alarm goes off at like 640 in the morning it's like from my east coast alarm or something like that okay should have known better gotcha yeah i don't think i'm ever going back to the uh the iphone unless my um fucking provider gives me some kind of a deal that's the other thing i've got who is it i've got google i think i google i've got google what google five yeah i what is that uh that your provider oh i've been on at&t

so long i had like a shitty contract that didn't have unlimited data like eight years longer than anyone else did i i went there text messages dude I went there like a year ago, and I'm like, look, I need more data. And they're like, oh, yeah, look at that plan. What do you know? We can give you unlimited data, like unlimited calls, and lower the price by $30 a month. I'm like, fuck me. I've been here trying to get on. It sucked.

Anyway, glad I fixed it. You've been here worried about minutes. Yeah. Not minutes. Did I go over my 250 text messages? trying to get all it sucked anyway glad you're worried about minutes yeah not minutes but hey did i go over my 250 text messages or do you remember when that was a big thing in like high school where i remember when you text me back and it'd be like well i didn't text you back because i'm already over this month and i can't respond to texts it's like 25 cents every text message so like i can't do that right now. I had my credit by talking too long on Verizon.

Like when I was 18, I ran up one month. I ran up a phone bill that was like pretty expensive. A couple hundred. But then like the next month it was, it was going to be like all the money I had, like nearly $2,000 or something. Like I'm 18.

Like, and I'm saving up. I'm saving up to move out of my, move out of the house. Like I'm trying to go, I'm trying to get out to Atlanta and I've got my like almost $2,000 and Verizon's like, you owe us 1400,

1500, six. And I'm just like, well, I'm not going to give it to you. I'm not going to give it to you. I'm not going to give it to you. Uh, yeah him? I'm not going to give it to you. I'm not going to give it to you. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Okay. I used to routinely do that. Sometimes it wasn't my fault. I'd call, I'd get a long-distance plan, then I'd get a bill as if I didn't have a long-distance plan. This is how landlines used to work. And if you had a long-distance plan, it was like $0.10 a minute. If you didn't, it was like $2 a minute.

And they're like, yeah, it says you're on the plan plan i don't know why we didn't give you the plan price so i'd call them and they'd fix it or i'd call the cell phone company just be like we got a 900 bill this time it's that's so much you know and uh they just i used to have to call machinima with this printout of every one of my videos that was partnered through them and go line by line, making sure they had paid me for every fucking view because they, he's like, ah, we did forget to pay you for 8 million views.

Dang. I was like, yes. Well, I don't want to go too deep into it, but it's, you know, $20,000 or so.

It's like, yeah, why don't you fix that? And while you're at it, this, this, that, and the other,

it's like, ah, it's three more million, huh? Yep. It adds up, doesn't it? It's like, yeah, why don't you fix that? And while you're at it, this, this, that, and the other. It's like, oh, that's three more million, huh? Yep, it adds up, doesn't it? It's like every month, got to go like a fucking account. Such a forgetful fellas over there. Yeah, how could they ever do that? There was a time when YouTube would tell you how many views you got

and how much money you earned, and Machinima would be like, nah, you can't trust that. And it's like, why? Why? I have a sneaking suspicion that's what you're getting and and somehow you're taking like a quarter of it or a half of it from me yeah for nothing thinkers that's what i call you guys you guys were on the high level of it i was at the level of machinima then of like are you guys ever gonna upload one of these like My Dropbox, if I had the account, I guarantee I could go into my old Dropbox from 2011

and there would be six videos. Anthony Shore Wars, please upload my video. I sent it to you. You're scheduling it. And he'd just be like, I'm 17. What are you doing? What I'm going to do is I'm going to drop a Woody video, a Kyle video, a Wings video,

and then at 1.14 in the morning, I'm going to kyle video wings video and then at 1 14 in the morning i'm gonna put your video out there and it's like at 1 15 someone else yeah we had a lot of i didn't get a lot of those like like like um i maybe got like five i got like five or six up on their channel something like that like call me the commentators after they stopped giving them after they didn't take my first fps russia video i i i sent them like the first ever like me in a shooting range video and uh and they didn't they didn't use that and now look at them it's like all right well i'm not gonna send you anything else y'all are bad at things do you remember when they sent us those like intros and outros and we're like these must

be included on every video i remember thinking there is no way anyone at that company even knows who i am and so i just never i never added them ever i never heard about it if you're small or medium though it's it benefits you because the viewer is like oh he's with them it's like being optic fucking taylor if i if i click on your video and you're Optic Taylor, I'm like, he's got his bona fides. Fucking Hex already checked him out for me. I know I can watch. That is true.

That is true. That's true, but I wanted to see. And no, nobody noticed. No one was keeping an eye on the nonsense I was uploading. At that time, they were using me to build other people, and I didn't feel like I was compensated for it. Oftentimes, they'd be like, Woody, I want you to autoplay this other guy's video on your channel.

Fuck. And I'd be like, I'll do it for a few hours, I guess, just to be a team player. Yeah. But you're straight up taking money from me and giving it to you to promote someone. Pay me for it. No, Woody, this spring, all of spring, you have to have the Halo video featured on your channel. Think of the millions of views you don't get it was it was an easily um determined amount of money that they were taking from you

because you could look at how many page views you get per day and those are being applied to whatever video you're auto playing and i was always kind of strategic about what you put there it's like no fucking way in hell i'm doing that if i'm getting like 250 000 page views a day i'm gonna give you 500 a thousand dollars every day for no you pay me and you will put your video there and that's what we did like if they paid me i would put it there i'm not putting there for fucking free yeah we don't have a contract that says anything like that how's mr sark doing nowadays is he like a big-time streamer he streams or something else he's a content creator that's the yeah him uh i am gonna say yes him and apl stream um pretty regularly i don't think that

they do it for their full-time job i'm not really sure what sark is doing outside of that but i just know that they do still make content he always seemed like a nice guy. Yeah, he's great. I love that man. I don't think I've ever spoken to Sark. I don't think I've ever spoken to him either. I just knew he rolled with Sea Nanners and Hutch, or I guess the people who actually worked there. I think my entire interaction with c nanners was sitting across from him at a mellow mushroom one day was it good the food or c nanners the food

no oh mellow mushrooms i competed against c nanners in a dancing competition and vanquished him like the rest like a loser how was c nanners was he was he wonderful very nice or just um about like exactly what you would think like um quiet um soft-spoken um he's exactly and not your cup of tea you know we're not gonna have a boisterous slap you on the back kind of rant about the guy who just tripped on the way outside the pizza place he wouldn't he wouldn't want to riff and joke around and no but that's him you know it's fine i had no okay then not everyone has to be friends with everybody else i just remember like trying i remember how big he was in like 2011 12 and like trying to watch one of his videos and being like why what this guy's killing it what's so great about him and i remember

which like everyone was like, hello, ladies and gentlemen, seen the intercede, like his like little intro. And I'd get like three minutes in and I'd be like, he's, there's no jokes.

There's no, not really a story. So he had two things. He had the best quality on YouTube. Very like he had video quality. He had a, and he had a tremendous, and he was very,

very good at the game and a slow-paced, sort of calculating kind of way, and he was the only guy playing World at War except for Wings of Redemption. And he was easy to like because he never involved himself in bullshit. I never remember CNNers. No, I strongly disagree with that. CNNers was

the king of bullshit. And I still hold a grudge to some extent. What are you talking aboututch oh my god he knows that video let's learn fucking hating me he would say like i never do say daily uploads i never do and then he'd like a weekly series this is just view whoring and trying to make something get big on youtube and i'm like where's the crime here where's the crime and having mail monday it's an alliteration it's fine like what what am i doing wrong he's like i hate attention grabbing thumbnails oh my gosh and it's like no you fucking communist you work for machinima on a salary and that's why you have no interest in

growing your channel the fucking nanosecond that guy went out on his own daily uploads attention grabbing uh thumbnails series shit like that like he did all this stuff he shit on people for doing the second he went on his own and he and hutch would like make these rules that you were supposed to follow like don't upload too much don't don't try to grow a. And they felt like it was evil, but really they were just jealous because they were on salary. And the people who didn't get jobs at Machinima, it seemed like jobs at Machinima was the ultimate prize, right? That was what you wanted. But it turned out the contractor Machinima, that was what you actually wanted. And once they realized that they made the wrong choice, they just shit on everyone constantly. They did it on Twitter and they did it in their videos.

And they would often like talk about me without naming me. And like, I don't know. I fucking hated it. Well, I did not know about that. Yeah. I do recall like people saying back in the day,

like when Hutch and seen anners took the job there, lots of people in the community being like, actually, I think Kyle was the first person I heard say it say, this is such a mistake. I cannot believe they did that. Like, why would they do that for salary?

They have all this reach, all this money. And I hadn't really thought about it for that. And I was like, Oh my God, it'd be like, this is a huge mistake. I think the one thing that you guys are not understanding is literally any of

the people that you're talking about. Right. Cause like, I'm good friends with all these guys and none of them are even in the mindset where like, I also agreed at the time I was like, it seems like that would be a mistake. I don't know how much they're paying you,

but surely you're going to make more if you kept doing this. Pretty much all of those guys just never, ever wanted to do the daily stuff, even if they had to. And so it's not a question of like they were making the wrong choice. I think it was probably the best choice for all of them, both at the time and looking back at what they're doing now, how that helped them.

Hutch threw away $5 million. What do you mean? Hutch? I mean, he was the biggest guy in the Call of Duty commentating community when he made that move. And then a vast amount of life things happen behind the scenes that you can't understand or put into perspective, right? Well, that has nothing to do with the decision, though.

The only counter I have to what Kyle is saying is I feel like Hutch was like a 1970s baseball player, right? He was great, but there wasn't that much money to be made in that day. Exactly. When Hutch was king, Hutch was king before. I hate to call myself king, but like Hutch's peak was before my peak. And, you you know the kind of money i made they could only dream of before and then the kind of money people made after me

oh my god i could only dream of so i don't know how much hutch threw away but you can't know because he instead of like uploading and growing a channel he was over there making skits with sark right which i think was a again i think maybe it's a difference in opinions here because you're looking objectively at what you think a future career path for them could could have been given their opportunity and i'm looking at them from like the perspective of i know these people very well i know their decisions why they made it i know like they're to an extent, their work ethic and like where their mindset is now.

There's not a shot that I think that Hutch or Nanners or Sark would have ever done the type of daily streaming content routine stuff from then until even now with any level of like consistency. It's just not who they are as people. And that's fine. Like the that that they made at machinima was way more in line with i think the best type of content they could make what they could have made outside of machinima yeah that imagine all right if i take everything for you say that you say is a fact they just weren't gonna work they

didn't like doing that kind of work they weren't going to make a whole career of it well how about doing everything that they did at machinima but on their private channels and collaborating that's it but again what woody is saying is offering a six or near six figure salary at the time would have infinitely trumped any of the amount of ad revenue that they were getting at the time because this is, you're thinking about it from when you were doing very well as FPS Russia, which is literally like three years after they made the

choice to do that. No, I'm thinking about Hutch's channel getting like 180, 250,000 views a video for like Call of Duty content and Modern Warfare 2. Right, and a dollar CPM. This is not new YouTube. No, a dollar! 2 and a dollar cpm this is not new a dollar a dollar dollar yes all of us machinima guaranteed two dollars what did you get a dollar i think it was two or two fifty i didn't even get a dollar yeah yeah no what tucker might be going earlier than i'm talking

about though no you're misunderstanding me he on his own without being in the machinima program or anything right without doing any of that right one dollar cpm machinima was guaranteeing two dollars or 250 or whatever that's what i got it's what everybody got that was their standard contract they also were getting that it when they were uploading and getting stuff but their salary 125000 views per video is literally not going to net you $100,000 on a two and a half dollar CPM. Like you do the math. Like, what are you talking about? It's you're going to get like thirty seven thousand dollars or something. something so they made the choice then to get triple or double or whatever in a salary which is way better than having the fluctuation of cpm that we all really still hate right and i think like it's like not even worth it i still think in my head yeah maybe they could have like popped

off and done all the content outside of machinima but i would have taken the salary too that was the end goal all right was like i want that money well the problem is the work ethic then because like if you're not going to do a video every day then okay take take salary because like sounds like maybe you've got some stuff you need to work on if you can't do one a day when you're making that money but by the way that's the type of youtuber you want to be like i'm talking about like playing video games and making six figures a year, you know? Let's make one video a day. We'll pay an editor.

But why don't you make a video a day, though? Right now. Right now? Yeah. Because I don't remember the password to my goddamn YouTube. If you can help me with that, I'll make one a day. Every day. Today's the daily thank tucker for getting

me my password seven million subscriber youtube account every day that's so rough what year did uh did hutch and them start machinima like 2011 20 start you mean start doing inbox content? It had to have been like 2011, 2012, right? It was whenever I graduated high school. Could be a hindsight 2020 thing where, you know, we're ascribing a more lucrative situation to the time they took the job

than it actually was. I just remember my paycheck. Go ahead. I just remember, like, they were big at the time especially c nanners yeah they were huge when while they were at machinima like i just remember his mind his minecraft videos i just remember how many views they were getting it was crazy stuff like two to five hundred thousand eight hundred thousand it's like you got eight hundred thousand playing that fucking building block game he was one of the first Minecraft YouTubers.

To me, he is the first. Like, maybe there was some little guy somewhere, but I've never cared for Minecraft. Like, it's not my thing. I think it's weird. Maybe I should be thanking Sea Nanners. It just put it together. How big would Minecraft have been if it wasn't for Sea Nanners, right? Maybe Minecraft would have just been another indie game you've never heard of maybe c nanners bought this house for me by popularizing minecraft and creating

that makes sense yeah hey what happened to notch didn't he express some sort of like anti-gay thought one time and then he got like fired from his own game he's a billionaire no he sold minecraft for 1.75 billion dollars and uh and you know for what it's worth like i've spent a fair amount of time with him good friends with the person that is his manager i don't know what we'll call it, right? He's super Swedish, like obviously, but like incredibly internet Swedish. So like I don't- Swedish like people from Sweden or Swedish like-

No. That guy's kind of Swedish. No, no, like people from Sweden. So worldview, language barrier, all that shit like was very hard to get over i guess you know like he's an abrasive dude like it was kind of a rule to not piss him off because or like this is literally yeah okay right so like i like i don't know like asperger's or something he earned it like he made a block did the inventor inventor of Minecraft have ass burgers?

Good point. Are you kidding? Nail on the head. Fuck him. The four of us can get to the bottom of anything. That guy's fucking in New Zealand counting something right now. You know. With Kim.com.

He's organizing a deck of cards perfectly on the corner of the table. That's what what notch is doing right now i remember he said in the corner he said something after after he made all that money he said something like oh it's just not fun i don't know how to have fun or like like life's not fun and when i remember i roasted him for like 20 minutes about being a fucking loser and if he can't like you could pay somebody to teach you how to have fun you fucking dumb ass yeah when you say something and it's recorded i offered to do it just becomes

their like permanent state in your head right someone out there thinks i don't know um whatever some some position that i had from 2012 is how i still feel yeah um yes wait isn't that the whole kevin hart thing when he couldn't speak at the uh what was it at the oscars or something he didn't get to host the yeah because he said the f word or something 10 years ago gay joke about his uh son if his son were gay he'd he'd flip his ass that's okay and it's like complete to i still assign notch as this billionaire who can't find happiness which is probably wildly untrue. He's probably sorted it out.

Yeah, I figure he's figured it out by now. He got some pussy or something. Or he found like a big, you remember that? Build a big compound. Where you pick up straws or something. Got a hobby. He's really into music and stuff. He's connected for it by himself.

But right off the bat, I feel like if you've got a lot of money, you need some people in your life to help you manage that money. And then once you have them to take care of the money, then you need a guy who's your arbiter of fun. And it's like, all right, first things first, I need my own personal playground. I'm your chancellor of fun! Today we have a whole list of fun activities. I don't know. I'm going to go out to the zoo first. I would pay Taylor like $800,000 a year.

So he's firmly in the 1%. I think you need eight 50 actually. So we'll bump it. I'm up. We're bumping him to eight 50. And, uh, and, and he's my arbiter of fun. When I wake up, he's not my manservant or anything. He's not bringing me coffee or like the newspaper.

He's showing up after someone else has handled that shit. And he's like, I'm like, what are we doing today? today taylor you know what we're doing we're going on that bear hunt fuck what are you talking about where are we going we gotta we're going to alaska buddy i flew you to alaska in your sleep open the doors you're in alaska you hand me a machine gun that's what an arbiter of fun does all right yeah yeah but then you need to he needs to work really well with your finance guy to make well if you have a if you have two billion dollars i feel like you don't need a finance guy because it's gonna be really hard

to even put a dent in that yeah right look i always go back to that guy i know in texas who's who's worth um roughly 300 million um he ownedGator. He hosted like a big percentage of the internet and he sold the whole thing. Anyway, my age and like $300 million. He built a fun land in Texas of 88,000 acres. There's lakes and tanks and anything you could imagine is there. There's a mansion there.

Any toy that a dude would want to have from race cars to ATVs to airplanes, they're there stored in hangers or whatever facilities are needed to support them. It's one thing to have new money and go buy a bunch of toys and sit them in your yard to rust. No, there's a mechanic on staff.

We need a guy to work on all the ATVs we own now. You know what I mean? He's a fun mechanic. Yeah. I need somebody to organize that shit for you. You need an arbiter of fun. An arbiter of fun. Someone who organizes fun things.

And it doesn't have to be always over the top. When you're a billionaire, you need changes of pace every so often. We're going to Chuck E. Cheese. Yeah, you might just want to go to Chuck E. Cheese and just lose yourself in the fun of tokens. Well, obviously, I wouldn't take Chuck E. Cheese. It'd be Dave and Buster's.

I want to be full of children when I get there so that well you know why yes because you're gonna have them moved to another property of yours called little saint james island and that brings us to the next portion of monday my friend jeffrey's island He's got a lot of fun children. We're going to... What happens on Little St. James? I don't remember this version of it. Next to that horn, you don't even know. There's a kazoo, one of those triangles. There's a symbol.

There's some little fingers. God knows what he's got. A slide whistle? Slide whistle. Dude, I've had that horn there for fucking two years. I've never used it. Just a little gaff. There's a digital gaff.

Just a fun gaff. Just had to class up the show with sounds. Much better when they're authentic. Authentic sounds. Yeah, sound boards. Kyle, you were mentioning before the show that Only Use Me Blade is doing really, really well. Oh, I actually thought you were serious for a second. I was like, no, I was just thinking about this dude today.

You're adorable. Anytime we talk about Blade, I like to preface the conversation by saying blade if you hear this i'll never forget when you pull those blunts out of your pocket that you roll right through internet um airport security with to seattle in his camera bag in his pocket right he brought him in his camera bag to pax east so i guess he was getting better yeah this was this was fucking Seattle. This was West. Dude never gave a fuck, always had weed on our trips, always offered it freely, always very funny, always drinking, boisterous. He was the drunk loud guy, but never the drunk loud bully guy.

Can I tell my Blade story real quick? It's in line with what you're saying. We're there. We're at this dinner there's like 16 people at the table right and blade is like hitting shots and the waitress gives up to him and she's like your bill's like 85 you know for his drinks and he goes ah one more and it was just so fucking baller to me like anyone else else would have been like, what did I do? He's like, ah, one short, huh? And he had just one more shot and called it good. That's when he got

shithoused at like P.F. Chang's, wasn't it? We were at P.F. Chang's and he was fucking tanked. Was this at East? No, the one where we were at the skating rink. You were there. Yeah, the guy. That's the night. It's fucking 1 a.m. and we're walking through a skating rink area.

And there's like a woman and her baby. And she like is pushing her child. And like it hits on Blade. And Blade's like, oh, we should go back. You should come back to our hotel room or something like that. I was like, okay. I'm 18 years old. I would like yeah i would

like to go to my hotel i was fucking 25 i was down you were you were saying kind of sorry yeah no no no i i like it it kind of speaks to blade's personality he was always the loud drunk friendly guy at at and he wasn't always loud and drunk he just kind of got that way toward the end of the night beginning of the night he was always real chill i'm like yeah amazingly he's like you just act like you belong and they let you through here like anyway man you know i always hate when i see clips of him i it's one of those i don't want to look kind of things that's because i know he's he's always you know and you know i'm not his friend or anything to to like call him or like tell him what to do but every time i see him he looks worse um you

know he'll look sometimes i'll see him and he'll look jaundiced like maybe something's wrong with his liver even or maybe you know and he drinks so much and they always show those pictures of his toe and his toe looks infected or rotten or gangrenous or something and and then i hear you know you see him do all kinds of crazy shit you know there'll be rape allegations and what the fuck yeah yeah you know it's a wild ride because for a long time he's been living on a sexual assault thing maybe you don't know but like he sort of spun off of Ice Poseidon's momentum. The last thing I remember about him was he shoved his finger up his ass on stream. He's fallen so far. He had it together.

He had it together. That's when he had it together? Yeah. Lord! He's a respectable member of society. He was indoors. No wonder he reacted that way. he had a dress he was standing on a real floor i'm like he had a dress in those days in those days um so he ice poseidon was doing

the thing where he streamed from the the camper that was they found that like oh shit people love to see us rolling down the road being jackasses and you know going to locations and whatever and so it look i don't follow blake carefully enough to know the ins and outs of it but what it seems to me is he lives in a camper now with a bunch of people who are abusive to him and he passes out every night and then they abuse him in various ways they're like it's kind of funny but they spray painted his face like pepe the frog so he wakes up like with his face spray painted like you know like actual paint yeah with like krylon like like like like they they like they piss on him while he's

asleep they beat the shit out of him if you like if you haven't there's been multiple like allegations i don't want to go you you know, he said he said. and at one point he got up and there was a girl like sleeping resting in the back and he like went over there and like got under the covers with her and there was like movement and clearly not adjusting and getting comfortable for slumber movement like i've always heard he got that it was something and she said it was sexual assault right well that's about cut and dry then like you know and it was also on video. But this is pretty good. But how?

So, I mean, not how, because it's very obvious. So, this was years ago. This, what you're talking about is not. So, his Winnebago life. How is he still, is he streaming? So, he streams from inside the camper. He had, was it Pauly Shore he had on there the other day? No, no, it was Andy Dick.

Andy Dick. Remember Andy Dick? Andy Dick? Andy Dick is another drug addict has fallen yeah has fallen to only using only using me blade levels what the fuck is going on i know look it up andy dick and only use me blade are drunk on an rv together if you ever want andy dick to like come to your place on a stream and like humiliate himself he'll do it the guy who was on like the guy who's been in like dozens of movies with like

i mean i recognize him i know his name i'm saying for the audience's benefit because like i don't know younger than us like you know you might not know who he is he was like an old comedian what the fuck happened so what he go he went over and hung out with blade in his rv yeah yeah and they were and and andy dick was as fucked up as blade. Andy Dick is slurring, unable to keep his head up. He's out. He's in almost as bad a place as Blade. I thought Andy Dick was going to be there to laugh at Blade. Because he's usually a quick-witted comedian.

That's how I've seen him. He's there looking like he's on methadone or something. They're both tripping. Well, dude, I watched... Somebody's going to die on that stream, you know? Dude, someone is like... Wait, what platform? looking like he's on methadone or something they're both like tripping like well dude i watched uh somebody's gonna die on that stream you know dude someone is like wait what platform uh so if you go at blades i just typed in o-u-m-b only use me blade and i guess that's like one of his like dummy channels there's a stream from three days ago called sunday fun day jameson fire sales like and so he's just getting trapped like

there's i don't i don't i mean i'm not gonna watch his stream but like because it's fucking sad but like this is it doesn't seem like there's even the thought of content outside of getting destroyed who you know what it reminds me of shoe nice yeah yeah yeah i forgot you guys had a huge error i think you guys had a yeah he called us a lesbian book club well who's laughing now you're probably dead is he i mean i i just see him on tiktok eating glue and shit you know to this day oh he's still eating shit tiktok is perfect for somebody like him because like you know it works like like he can eat something in 30 seconds and be just an

awful human being but i just don't think it pays anymore there was a time when that man was making a legitimate income eating shit on youtube yeah but you can't earn money on i have talked so much on a slightly less awful topic i've talked so much about the value of a tiktok view because i have been hearing more and more in casual conversations with normal people pandemic really fucked us every single normal person got on the internet was like wow this shit is great and so I've heard so many of these normal people saying my TikTok went viral I got 50,000 views on it and I'm like what the fuck does that even mean and how can you even like what do you even do with that like that that trophy what happens because everyone after that gets seven views like what i'm like we need to

like what is the value of having a viewership right on tiktok it's very little you don't earn money from it it doesn't monetize very well you gotta spread it out yeah i mean spread from tiktok is what i was yeah you've got to get them to come some of the view totals are like frankly unbelievable on some TikToks where it's like this is 25 million views what are you counting every single time that someone scrolled past this I guess so

maybe but also the scale of how big that app is in non like not China in India it's just like it's part of the world. I hope so because I still don't use it and I can't get myself on it and I just need

it to be removed so I can focus on the other failing apps that I'm... And the inevitable United States replacement for TikTok. What do you think it'll be called? Bing Bong. Which would be really fucking weird because i feel like uh i think what was musically before right i was i didn't even know it was a thing yeah musically was the app name

prior to tiktok um we could just bring vine back what happened did they do that again didn't they no they got rid of vine and then tiktok became a thing wasn't what was vine i never had one of those it was like seven second videos six second video six second videos oh well then that really didn't have long term no wonder they shut it down yeah um built around six seconds i don't know i don't what's the what's the max on tiktok because sometimes i'm long fuck tiktok um youtube shorts is what i'm thinking of anyway um because i'll be on there and sometimes they're eight seconds 60 seconds for youtube short is the maximum tiktok now does 10 minute videos yeah

that's awful i know i'm sorry go ahead no no oh i was just gonna say that it's it's painful because now they're like three minute four, four-minute long TikToks and you'll start watching one and you're like, how much longer I got? And you got to drag all the way to watch a balloon pop or something. I don't even know how to tell how much time I've got left on the shorts. Oh, on the shorts? Oh, the 60 seconds.

I know that now. Okay, fair enough. I'm addicted to YouTube shorts. In the morning, I'll come in here and get my cup of coffee and my vape and I'll start scrolling through YouTube shorts today. It was 1230. It was noon. And when I came,

I was like, what the fuck happened to my day? It's crazy. I couldn't believe my day was gone. I've been down here for three fucking hours. Do you hate like the, the YouTube show? Like I'll get suggested things

like i've been watching this guy nile red and his videos i think it's nile red he's like a chemistry guy and it'll be like i'm gonna throw fucking barium in with gallium and this and that will happen and like chemistry combinations except like and his real videos are great and it's not just him there's other like chemistry people but you'll click and his real videos are great. And it's not just him. There's other like chemistry people, but you'll click and it'll be like adding sodium to water or whatever. And it's like, instead of it being five seconds of like sodium water,

it'll be like today. We're adding sodium to water. Cut. Adding sodium to water causes the sodium to do this with the water. Cut. The sodium in the water does more to do this with the water. Cut. The sodium in the water does more than just this, though.

It also does this. Now, the sodium in the water also cuts. And it's like, ah! And you can't click away because you want to see the explosion. And then it cuts in a middle area where then you get into the first sentence again. And it's like, no, you cut it. There's tons of tricks I've found on there. But it seems, I don't like that either. Well, you you know those get weeded out because you don't watch the next

one uh no i love i love the youtube shorts for i end up watching a lot of the um that redheaded chick that woody likes so much that something pearly pearly something she she talks about like um i don't know um i guess she's really like a men's rights activist if anything she sort of like speaks to like dating and just pearly things i get a lot of her um a bunch of conservative shit i can't help it i like watching that shit i guess and they know it so i get lots of people going to campuses and and you know what's a woman you know i get i get that and those are fun because people have goddamn meltdowns or they come up with absurd answers and campuses and be like, what's a woman? I get that. And those are fun because people have goddamn meltdowns where they come up with absurd

answers. Or they get into a circular logic, right? Like, well, a woman is a girl. What's a girl? Well, that's a little woman. Wait, wait, wait. It never works out. But the new thing, the new thing that has awoken the piece of shit in me,

it's these first amendment warriors okay and they'll show up well if you're on a sidewalk you can do you can stand there and film anything you want okay as long as it's not for commercial use okay if you're documenting for example you're or you're just testing your camera or whatever the fuck you say you're doing with it, as long as you're actually not in the business of going to sell this shit. Anyway, these guys will go and just start filming in the cars at the police department.

They're going car to car with this big DSLR and this whole rig. In the police department? Yeah, in the police department and in their vehicles outside. And they're and they're just waiting on the cops to to the violate their rights the to the littlest bit and then they sue them and they get like six-figure settlements i keep seeing they're like 125 000 dollars

i don't like that that's just making taxpayers pay more that That's my money, man. That's my money. I should have thought of this. They go into the police department and start recording behind the desks and stuff. And they're like, what are you doing in here? Who said you could be in here? They're scared almost. And she's like, I'm a citizen. What are you doing here, bozo?

I'm Sergeant. She's like she's like identify yourself agent badge number i'm sergeant matthews if you could calm down i won't be calm and you can't make me you work for me asshole now go get your boss jabroni i want a foia form a foia form and it's like oh you just know the cops are like god here we go most now i can't go bother people trying to live their lives now i have to do paperwork they'll get into interactions on the street where they're like they're standing on the sidewalk recording just into businesses waiting on the business to call the cops and daring the cops to to make them step off of that sidewalk because they can't like that that's how they're so they have to start with the police is good but not my small businesses that's where i draw the line hell no the post office anywhere they can go to like get people fired up um now they're just making lines these

people yeah the post office is a great service all right you can do that anywhere but please great post office no all right they're just trying to deliver my mail and some of them mail that kind of badly my favorite ones are when they're incredibly rude to the cops like right off the bat he'll be like oh we got another one of those you're gonna learn something today boy he'll say that to the cop i'm'm going to give you a little education today on the Constitution of the United States, boy. He's a sovereign citizen. Yeah, I was about to say these are like the sovereign citizen boys that are like running around going like, I don't need a license to drive. These are my roads. Well, we had a lawyer on like a week or two ago.

And he said that never has that worked. But occasionally there's been some other circumstance, despite the fact that they were claiming to be a boat captain of the world or whatever. They did get their cases thrown out because something else was the. Oh, like you mean nobody's ever been able to sovereign citizen their way out of legal trouble? He said they have. I mean, I believe it. I believe it. Maybe in part because the type of people doing it are not necessarily, you know, like if you believe that you're even capable of doing it in the first place, then you're probably not with it in the first place.

Yeah, right. Like how expensive is it to- You just need to direct that energy somewhere productive because there's a lot of energy in the sovereign citizens. Tell them that. Yeah, bricklaying, masonasonry sky's the limit hard hat testing all sorts of things it's like oh that one didn't work taylor if you if you um i got this this is one of our patreon questions um boom this this viewer said that um he's been tested he has an i IQ of 77 and he wanted to know if you had any

what's normal IQ why are y'all laughing at this poor man who despite his diminished despite this man's viewers diminished capacity he was able to scratch together enough money to pay us between 85 and 115

is that the question that's asked in glyphs and pictures? It's the cart. No, no. He drew the house, but that's in addition. And yes, it's the one in crayon. Oh, okay. Yeah. I don't know.

I wanted to know if you had any career advice. Where could he point his sales, as it were, and, you know, for the rest of his life? 77 IQ. So I remember reading a long while ago that I think the Army, the military won't take anyone with an IQ below 80 because you can't even peel potatoes without being an abject liability. There was a program.

Because, like, you're retarded, like, at that point. And so, like, it's sad to say but you are your iq is like a c plus like no not great 77 not even a c plus they would struggle with like putting blocks together yeah they wouldn't be able to do anything so like see i don't believe that they have 77 iq then like they are clearly a functioning member of a functioning individual to even pay you the month I think he missed a one and his IQ is actually

1771 because you beat me to it so I had to switch it I've talked about this before but there was the program called McNamara's morons where a man named McNamara, I can't remember his position, he basically lowered the bar. And he took all of the retarded people and tried to push them into places where their strengths could be.

Yeah, isn't that Operation Dumbo Drop? That was another name for it. Yes, with Bill Murray. That was the documentary. That was the film based on the true events, Operation Dumbo Drop. That's actually where Bill Murray, for some reason, saves an elephant and parachutes it back to its homeland. Is that actually the... I've never heard it.

That is a film. That is a film, and it is a war slash family film, according to Google, a it is great combo 28 on rotten tomatoes so that's just uh those fucking east coast liberal financial no let me read the synopsis here 1995 to keep the loyalty of a village during the vietnam war a u.s army officer and his unit struggled to deliver a live elephant that's it oh it's got ernie hudson in it doesn't have look all right this is sight unseen is that ernie hudson in it does it look all right this is sight unseen is that ernie hudson or is it danny glover as the black guy it's what i don't understand the question there's a black guy in the movie

opposite of bill murray is it is he played is the actor ernie hudson or or danny glover i can't remember i've never heard of ernie i don't know who know who Ernie... Ernie Hudson is the black guy from Ghostbusters. Then I have heard of him. I know Danny Glover. I don't know. You could probably just find out. I thought somebody had it pulled up. I thought that was what was happening. I can look.

I don't know shit about that. I don't want you to look. I'm going to look now. I don't want you to look. Wait, so Kyle, so it is a morale improvement move to fly an elephant into Vietnam, it is? Dude, I was a child when I watched this.

I could have been more than nine. Because Vietnam has elephants there. You wouldn't need to deliver it. You could just go get one. It's a circus elephant they're saving. They're taking it back to where... What is the elephant population in Vietnam, Taylor? Oh, I mean, I don't want to get in the nitty-gritty

of it. I better not even say anything. You know how I know they have elephants? It's because the Vietnam civilization Age of Empires II has access to battle elephants. They must have elephants. I'm going to give you guys some bad news. There's less than 100

Vietnamese elephants. I think you're making a lot of assumptions about how many elephants I want to be in Vietnam. One more than you're used to because of Lou Murray and Dan. I don't know. I didn't want to disappoint you if you were thinking thousands of Vietnamese elephants out here. Maybe I think 100 is too many.

They have a shit ton of elephants. It's Vietnam's best cat seeper. Fuck. After that war, the fact that the Vietnamese were just chill, they're just good with us about the whole thing, that never made sense to me.

Are you sure that's how it is? Yeah. I've been told that they don't mind a bit. They love it when we show up and do our American stuff. I made a friend in Vietnam. She said, I love the shit ton of money. Yeah, get drunk, fuck the women.

Everything's fine. Yeah, you just go over there and you make a big scene and you order lots of food at their restaurants and they just love it. It is. I don't know about that. But it is the place that a lot of, I'm going to say a lot, a handful of people that I knew spent their COVID because the rent is so fucking cheap, and you can basically just get a giant villa for like $500 a month. Wow.

And it's beautiful, apparently. Yeah, it's a good deal. Yeah. And it's also like Vietnam. Oh, wow. So it's nice and warm good weather pretty rainy i would imagine but i've heard cold 89 they say 76 of vietnamese said they had a positive view of the u.s well or else or else did they have a one that shows their view of the french and whoever else was

in the vietnam that everyone gets to bully the French. Those poor guys, they won so many wars. They won so many wars over the years. The most wars. The most wars. Yeah, they are the winningest team. Are you giving them credit for World War II for winning that? No, we're giving them credit for everything. Napoleon fought all of

Europe like three times, maybe five times. France has won 1,115 battles. The United Kingdom is 1,105, and apparently the U.S. is 833. Not really sure where how many we've actually lost.

We've got to pump up those numbers, but we're new to the game. You're right. In 250 years, we've done almost as well as they've done in a century. Right? No. A millennium. A millennium. Fuck, but this is also,

this could be one of those sports things we talked about because we could be carrying... We deserve a hand then because we're just Americans. You're right. Wars were a lot easier to win nowadays, apparently. No, I think we're just the best at it.

We are literally the best at war that there's ever been. Okay, the amount of money that we spent. Oh, I love it. I get goosebumps when I watch a video. We're definitely not the best at war. We haven't won one in a long time. We've been losing a couple wars. We're the best at breaking things.

We're the Montreal Canadiens hanging our fucking hat on World War II era wins. We have become Uncle Rico. We're like, damn, back in high school I used to be pretty fucking sick at winning wars. I used to fall over that mountain. Actually, the reason

the last one we won was World War II is because that's the last one we even cared enough to fucking win. No, you didn't win Vietnam. We quit. Same as Afghanistan. the last one we won is World War II. It's because that's the last one we even cared enough to fucking win. It's like the U.S. No, you didn't win Vietnam. We quit. Same as Afghanistan. We just sent our C team to every single Olympic basketball game since the

Dream Team. We just stopped caring. Got better things to do. How do you declare a win on a modern battlefield? Shouldn't it be like accomplishing your objectives? I bet they... It depends how they count victories. Because like, if back in the day

it was like... I thought we went to Afghanistan, for example. I thought we went to Afghanistan to get Osama Bin Laden. Wait, is it battles, wars, or tours? Because like the Battle of Donetsk or whatever, you know, there's like been four of those so are they like

racking up wins here or is it like i feel like that's cheating because it's still you're still battling over the same place that's a that is the battle what about crimea is that does that finalizes is that light still going on right we can we can right but would you put it would you put a point in russia for annexing it at the start in that? Like, what constitutes a win? I think it's in civilization. So far, that would be Roman. But not the war.

They might have won the battle. Yeah, yeah. The war's still ongoing. Very complicated. We'll have to get some expert. I would like that. All right, that's the next guest. I'm going to find us a fucking historian.

I love that shit. That's what we guest. I'm going to find us a fucking historian. I love that shit. That's what we need. I want a guy who knows. Whenever we get to one of those, why do you think the Germans did that? I want a guy who's like, well, Kyle. Here's what I want. I want Tyler to correct him, feel his confidence, and no facts all show long.

I want to only ask him about areas of history that he's not familiar. He'll continue to remind me that he's a World War II historian, but I want to only ask him about areas of history that he's not familiar he's like he'll continue to remind me that he's a world war ii historian but I want to know about Babylon so bad like the gardens over there were they sick or what's the deal with them he's like yeah in relation to that that whole Hitler thing how did where were the hanging gardens was that really the hidden conquest of germany to get to babylon i think it was i think you draw everything back to it it's like that's interesting that's interesting i've heard i've heard that about the holocaust i have heard that in regards to uh sumer i have a pka ask me anything question and we have ads which one you want to do first

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It's a pancake from the olden days. But what's the difference? All right. It sounds like hot cakes or Europe. It's kind of like a racist pancake. It's cornmeal. And you should know because it's referenced in Sopranos. I don't know.

It sounds old. Remember when Vincent goes up and gets the gay fireman boyfriend it's a Sopranos. I don't know. It sounds old. Remember when, uh, when Vincent goes up and gets the gay fireman boyfriend, who's a short order cook, makes him the Johnny case. That's the name of the episode. Is this a, uh,

is that Sopranos? Yeah. What are you talking about? We have lock and load, right? Oh, and lock and load, lock and load the premium,

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when he makes her feel like an absolute goddess when he showers her with globs and globs and globs of cum. It's the best birthday of her life when he makes her feel like an absolute goddess, when he showers her with globs and globs and globs of cum. He's going to get inflated like a snowman. Exactly. That's the kind of volume we're talking about. Creamed everywhere. You're going to make your orgasm feel better because the more you're coming,

the more sensation there is. Everybody knows that. Lots of people are talking about it. i never come without lock and load i was gonna you probably you can't probably endorse stuff as trump so it wasn't really him you can ai voice wasn't no it wasn't him oh fuck i'm out of a job with the ai thing yeah all right are we ready for this question yes hit us with it and then we have to get numbers so you have to We gotta answer the The guy, the writer The guy whose IQ is not 77

He's fibbing He wouldn't have been able to write that to us That's not a real question I was having a bit of fun I thought it was a joke question No, no I knew he was Where's he getting the money to

Look, the people who are part of our patreon winners are successful fucking winners ain't nobody in there got a 77 iq maybe 177 like you said only the smartest people click that link down as well as go to patreon.com give us monies okay because they're trying to support what we're doing here the one that we provide yeah i wish that you had said his iq was like 94 or something because then i would have been like oh geez buddy like that's that's not great i mean 86 that's getting like one 86 you'd be anyway what do you 94 is really good. It only goes to 100. Alright. A question for the boys. Three years ago, I was given access to my stocks that were previously

under a custodian account. Since then, I have spent $375,000 in three years. I know where $300,000 went to. I only have $150,000 left to. I only have $150,000 left, right? So he started with almost $500,000. Jesus. Over $500,000.

Anyway, this was supposed to be for my retirement. I have told no one else about how I have spent my grandmother and parents think I have actually made better investments with them and earned money instead of blowing it. I read that correctly. He didn't write it well. Before you ask, I spent it on nonsense. a new car a trip to europe etc how do i possibly explain this to

my family without being seen as a piece of shit my parents asked me for money a few times but i told them i needed it for retirement even though i was just buying random things so he had over 500 grand he spent almost 400 grand there's there's a uh why was the stocks in a custodian account my um and why were the parents turned 18 or 21 right but i'm saying so somebody had to put them in the account usually that's traditionally the parents right so the parents are now asking him for money right a couple times or did ask him for money a couple of times. I'm filling in some gaps here, but my guess is that the grandparents gave it, gave some money to the grandkids. Got it. And mom and dad are like, hey, can I have some of that money?

And he's like, I need it for retirement. But really, he's just blowing in on hookers and cars. Yeah, that's right. How old is he again? He didn't say, but since three years ago, he got access to his account. He might be 21 or 24 now. You're probably very young with like $175,000 left. Is that about right?

It sounds great, dude. You're off to a good start. Yeah, you're in a great place. All right. So look, things could be going way worse. None of us here started out at 18 with $175,000. Okay. That would have been such a wonderful thing to like, not worry about anything for the,

for, for the, the time in your life where you've got to like learn shit and get your stuff together and make like connections with people. You're fine. You're okay. You did a big whoopsie by throwing away $350,000. But the key here is to,

is to turn that into a lesson and to make $350,000. But the key here is to turn that into a lesson and to make $350,000 a very cheap price to pay for that lesson by applying what you've learned here to the rest of your life. You're so young that this is a good thing, not a bad thing. As far as your parents go, we're going to lie to them. You tied that money up in long-term investments if you have to lie and make it seem that oh i thought cds were the thing everyone always said i put it in a 20 it's they're in a 10 years 60 years cd no tell them you throw into a sep ira and you literally can't touch that till you're 60 sorry and that's then ta-da's a problem. Get them off your back about that because A, that's your money. B, it's none of their business how you spend your money.

C, you're a decent enough, smart enough guy to know you fucked up. Now, you want to make sure you're a $50 patron, first of all. I can allow you access to the Discord where you can just private message me about where you want to go from here. Yeah, for a reasonable price. Yeah, well, I mean, look, I charge per hour, but you can afford it, man. Look, you're young. You got $150,000. Yeah, don't be stingy now.

If you give me $50 a month, I will explain to you how a fool and his money are easily parted. If you give me, look, I'll say this. Until that custodian released that money, you had half a million. How about a new custodian? How about I hang on to this $150,000 and I see what I can do with it for a while, and you come and we touch base again in a year or two

and we see what happens. I did this with my RuneScape account. He was supposed to boost my archery level. Never got that account back so just got taken for a ride on sixth grade and gave it to a seventh grader and he was like dude forgot the password after i changed it i'm like oh all right well fuck yeah another life lesson learned so you and this guy similar boats yeah i lost i'm on an account he lost hundreds of thousands of dollars but i'm on a

much different track than kyle was like i had a manager at cisco tell me years decades ago probably bad news doesn't get better with age and there's a temptation like when your project's behind scheduling stuff to be like everything's going fine and in your heart you're like panicking and you're hoping you can catch up in the next two weeks before it like goes live or is due or whatever that's not the move the move is open and honest communication all the way through uh it's why because everyone would rather know you're behind schedule with their business it It's not their business. It's not. Well, in this case, it's the manager, right?

You're running behind schedule. Bad news doesn't get better with age. But I found that to be true all over the place. Like, if I'm a kid and I've got something to admit to my parents, you don't just sit on that until due date. But it's his money. Fuck this. I disagree. Well.

I hear you. But I think if he was honest, if he was like, you know what? I've learned, but I had three pretty stupid years. Hey, mom and dad, I'm not very good with money. Just thought you should know. Oh, good to know, son. We'll be very careful around you from now on. We'll stop asking him for money. Your father's business associates wanted to work with you, but now that we know this, I don't feel comfortable telling him lies. So now here's the deal.

The situation you'd be putting him in is just lying for years and years and years. One lie. One lie but told again and again and again. It's my money, and frankly, I don't feel comfortable ever discussing that money again. It'll come between us and our love. Perfect. That money is locked away from my retirement i won't even be thinking about it until i'm in my late 50s so please mommy and daddy don't ask me for money that's how i would handle that as well i agree there's no reason for me to let mommy and daddy know i'm a fuck up before i've even made up

for it to myself but i don't i'm pretty sure tucker please go i'm sorry i'm i'm just because i think that you were looking at it how i would deal with it if it was my parents and this was this situation because we have a different relationship and i may just be reading between the lines and completely wrong on this but it just seems due to the way this was set up that the parents were not in the know of pretty much any of this and uh that's like none of their business as long as he he doesn't even have to lie like what kyle said he can just be like okay well that money is for my retirement and it's tied up no i'm not comfortable loaning it to you and i'm uncomfortable discussing like finances with you because i think it would damage

our long-term relationship i think that that's an adult conversation to have that doesn't deflect from him understanding his mistakes but also keeps the parents where they were three years ago which is also premature ejaculated last week mom just thought you should know all my failings i hear what you're saying but i feel like the alternative to coming clean is to just carry on this lie about oh i've been making great investments i've turned that 500 oh he did say that you're right now if he said that yeah if he's if he's talking about that i forgot about that part you're right he should not be telling him he's been making great investments right for all they know he turned this half a million into a million by now and he really has a hundred grand

and like you're just gonna carry that on you're just gonna that's different 30s into your 40s and oh and oh yeah now it's seven million meanwhile it's like 200 000 like dude just come clean one time instead of maintaining this lie until your parents die no No, better lie then. Okay. They're on your trail. You go, Mom, Dad, I'm gay. Boom. Different discussion. If it comes to it, fuck your dad. You pull the face and see it coming.

You go gay. I don't think you had to fuck your dad to prove you were gay. No, they weren't buying it, Taylor. Yeah, I'll tell you this now. Those two in therapy, they're not talking about finances. Look at me, the master. All right, so if the case is that you have been bragging about winnings when you have tremendous losses, not the losses, just you threw the money away you spent the money then they're going to then they might be like wondering why you're

hoarding millions of dollars or something like that but i still say this money should a be spent frugally to support you while you get your education or start your business or whatever you want your life to be you should spend some time and maybe talk to someone who's smarter than you about about like how to apply that money and make that money like do a thing for you because i'm just saying if you could get your education without working a side job um that would be great and here's the thing if you maintain the lie there's no way you can get your education and ask your mom and dad for money now right so if you're gonna clean, you need to come clean and say, Oh, you know, have you read about crypto, mom and dad?

No. Well, I really took a bath in the crypto market. I'm down to a third of my money left. I'm sorry. I was up to, you know, you do the math. This is a good lie. I like this life. Of course it is.

You got documentation. Yeah. Look, here's where I started losing money, Mom. $7,187,000, but I'm out, and I'm ready to start fresh. I like this one. It's up to you whether you're morally correct or you want to take the easy route. I'm not an angel or a devil. I'm just explaining your options.

But if you want your parents to respect you and look, and here's the thing, you're not worthy of telling this lie and reaping its benefits. If you haven't learned from your mistake, that is true. That's the only case when what I'm saying works, you're not worthy of telling the lie unless you have learned your lesson because what the lie is doing, it's preventing them from not believing that you've learned your lesson and holding back. It's keeping them from three years from now when you're like, Mom and Dad, I want this business.

Look at this. I'm putting my $150,000. If you jump in with your $25,000 for just the building permits, I can go. You know what they're going to say? I remember when you spent all your money on trips and women. They're going to be down for it if you do it that way. You've got to learn from your mistake, though. You threw a lot of money away.

I would just tell the truth. I would say, listen, mom and dad, by the way, keep in mind, mom and dad are asking their children for money. Just be like, I'm not very good with finances. I think he cares more about grandma. I think it's a genetic condition. What? I tend to spend money i don't have i learned from the best mom and dad i'm a shopaholic well maybe it's not even that maybe mom and dad shaking you haven't bought anything maybe mom and dad see the kid living a certain lifestyle while saying his money is invested and

think that like jesus you're making that off of like your interest or your dividends or whatever like how much are you worth son if they're in that sort of mindset we got to get them out of there because look here's the thing for all you know here's what parents will do a lot when their kid is like that guy who's making millions or whatever they'll throw themselves into irreversible debt knowing they'll get the bailout from their kid. They won't ask you for the money because you wouldn't give it for them. You'd never give them $800,000. But if they drive up $800,000 worth of debt and say, son, I'm losing the house and all the cars, unless you pay this off,

you're going to do it. That'd be a real piece of shit. Don't maintain a life for the rest of your life to your parents. It sucks. Yeah, I see. I mean, man, that that extra layer of having. Tell them when you make up for it. Tell them when you make up for it.

I didn't even put my I didn't even put into perspective if you are going to Europe and you bought a new car and you're living this nice life and your mom's like or your grandma's like where's the money coming from you're like I'm making so much money out of my investments I did this you're dumb as shit but I still maintain it's not up to the parents to know any of that it's your grandma or whoever gave you the stocks in the first place that you need to come clean

with don't let grandma die without coming clean you're gonna hate that dude you do not tell your grant look tell her on her deathbed people are right as she's fading out you add a little tag you wink her back in wait till she's asleep i mean look if your grandma is the one who's if she's still alive this loaded on who's giving you all this money... Yeah, it's my grandma and parents. Did you read the chat?

Yeah. I didn't. I was just listening to you. You should go back... Shit. Go to your grandma and tell her you lost all the money because it was stolen from you. And cry a lot. No.

And tell her, look, I'm so ashamed. Here, you gotta get the best part. I'm so... No, no, no to get the best part. I'm so... No, no, no. Tell her your mom and dad have bled you dry because they're ashamed to ask grandma for money and you need grandma to like... Listen, mom and dad are going to lie about this.

Mom and dad are not going to admit that I gave all this money to them. Oh my God. If you can start identifying... You need to carve your parents out of your life, wait for grandma to die and reap the inheritance direct from the tap. You got to get them out of the way. Man,

this is a tough, I just, I'm having trouble even imagining spending that much money that like car. He said cars, right? Sp spending about 10 grand a month that's that's a lot of money to blow yeah like tell him your father took all your money and for uh for a korean penis implant and that he's grandma about it and and if she doesn't come up with 350 you're gonna kill yourself yeah they're gonna take the implant back. Let's circle back. If dad doesn't jump on the lie, fuck him.

Yeah. You go to your parents and you guys team up to tag team and see grandma drive. It's the only way. You're weak, old man. I'm going to do whatever I want with you. This ends when I decide it ends. To sum up my advice, dude,

you don't want to carry on. 100% honesty from Woody. Yeah, it just, I think you're going to, the lie is only going to get bigger and worse. It's going to grow. It's going to be this tangled web that you've woven.

Straight line, not a web. Straight line. I told you the lie. Woody's point is 100% honesty, and you feel clean, and it's all on the table jericho agrees with me at least a 75 of a lie admitting your faults but maybe not admitting that you were

foolish and and awful with the money because i'm going to tell you like if a friend of mine a family member told me that they had blown their inheritance i get that that's your money but like hey what the fuck like now i'm more likely to need to help you down the road when that was secure you were no longer my potential dependent and now you're a potential dependent again because you were frivolous with your money like i mean like i think i vote for 75 dishonesty oh up to and including 100 dishonesty. Oh, up to 100% dishonesty. The way you said it, you,

you suggested it almost like 75% or I guess depends on your definition of honest. They're like, definitely go in. And the fact he was bragging about it, that's, that makes it way fucking harder to get out of this. I do think he needs to be honest about the loss of money,

but Kyle's on the money with don't say that you were going on european vacations and hookers and they already know you did those things but don't make don't make it quite so obvious that that was the bulk of it you know maybe you're a bad person that's the point that's the problem here dude is you're kind of a bad person for what you did you did did some bad person shit. I'm not saying you're a bad person. You literally just said you're a bad person. I want to rephrase it, though. These are the fans that pay us.

It's not that you are a bad person, but you did the sort of thing that bad people do. And so somebody from the outside looking in who doesn't know you're a patron, who doesn't know you're a fan, they might think, holy shit, that's a bad guy. I don't know the truth. What I'm saying is don't let your parents know you did a bad guy thing. Lie and say you lost your ass in crypto,

and then they're still in the same shape where they know where the finances stand. They know that you technically lost the money, but they don't know how foolish and bad guy-ish you were. They don't need They know that you technically lost the money, but they don't know how foolish and bad guy-ish you were. They don't need to know that. It's just like, look, every time I shit my pants, I don't fucking call my mom and tell her. She doesn't need to know how bad I am in life.

I'd appreciate it if you stopped telling me. I show you the stains. They're impressive. It's the beginning of March. A butterfly. Please become a $50 patron so at the end of March I can meet this foolish person and he can tell us the stories of the dumb shit he did with his money.

I bet there's some good stories. I want to hear $375,000 worth of bad financial decisions. That is a whole nice middle class house. He could have had a house. Instead he has a car and some trips and hookers and he just channeled his inner hunter biden for a couple years

you don't have ukraine money okay you're the big guy isn't the president like it thinking about like just empathizing and putting myself in this gentleman's scenario gives me stress of being like, oh my god, $350,000 I spent. Wait. I would be so – honestly, I would have felt so guilty. That's three and a half bathrooms. That's four bathrooms. That is – I could buy another house of similar quality. I think multiple tubsubs woody you know what

i think it really puts it into perspective when you understand that it's not 375 000 of income it's 375 000 of savings so just so you understand the magnitivity magnitude of how much you fucked up if you tried and save like 15 of your income which is above what most people are ever going to be. Like 10% is pretty good, I think. 10% for the average? 15% is what you should be targeting. Okay, whatever. You target that.

Brother, if you make six figures a year to save up for that, that's going to take you like 20 years of work. You fucked up 20 years of work worth. 20 years of normal person work worth. But you're going to be you like 20 years of work. You fucked up 20 years of work worth. 20 years of normal person work work. But you're going to be an overachiever because you fucked up so badly right here. And you were a patron and we set you straight. If he was spending it on drugs,

if he's spending it on drugs, which who knows, maybe on his European vacations, there's no way this guy was dabbling in like weed. Like that he was doing drugs. He was doing the real drug addiction. Yeah. I spent hundreds a month. Oh, I spent $200 a month on this weed.

Yeah. Now that like, do you have another one? That was fun. I do have another one that was fun i i do have another one it's shorter it says in all your guys experiences is home is home ownership worth it anymore i get conflicting information about it all the time nowadays i'm interested in your take is it worth it to buy a house i don't know about like the property how about we do that? Because buying a house, I think homes suck. And I love my apartment that I own.

So I think there's a difference because I would say no, don't buy it. It's an investment property. No, not investment. I don't know if he's saying just to live. It sounds like he's saying, is it worth it to buy something? And should I just rent forever? Which is like an insane question. He says, is home ownership worth it anymore? I'm interpreting primary residence. Right, which is an insane question he says is home ownership worth it anymore i'm

interpreting primary residence right which is an insane question what do you mean instead of paying three thousand or two thousand or a thousand dollars a month to somebody else you pay it into your property so like yes it's worth it it should like is it ever not what you're going the other way no no no no is it no i'm saying it's like is it ever not worth it to own only if you've got a year if you've got a couple years to live then you rent oh yeah yeah okay that makes sense five years or under i think is like the break even or maybe depending on your length of mortgage and if you care about what you leave behind i'd want wreckage no yeah i mean yeah i really enjoy owning a house like there's the i mean it's everything it's a

double-edged sword like yeah i was gonna say the emergency oh my god the maintenance content he's got from contractors alone yeah the my destroyed front yard that's still like i have to wait till spring to get that done i have my outdoor like ac unit like the big machine broke, like non, it would have, like I had to get a whole new one. Like stuff just crops up. That's super expensive. But like, I also like that. It's like, this is my, this is my space. Like I like having my house.

I'm kind of a bit of a homebody. Sometimes I have everything's in its place and I have all my stuff. And like, if I were renting, there would be a different feeling of like this is so fly by night but with it being my home it's like yeah i'm it's my decision and i want to live here for many years like i this is my place i live like i really like sent me a link the other day it's to it's to like one of the houses in his neighborhood he's like hey you could always come to missouri yeah we could come over and have barbecues. I'll smoke you meat. We could slowly become gay.

You could stay in my kitchen. Slowly. I'll smoke your meat. I forgot. Let's all have gay sex in mind. I got distracted. Thank you for bringing up the gay sex because you've reminded me of Finster.

It's a tent pole. Finster's only fans. I don't want to leave the homeownership me of Finster. It's a tent pole. Yeah. Finster's only fans. I don't want to leave the homeownership topic without Finster. Finster's only fans is up tonight, I think, on the 3rd. But yeah, back to homeownership. It's tomorrow. It's a stupid question he asked because of course it is unless you're literally dying. That's why I said the difference being if it's like owning a home,

I just prefer owning an apartment because there's less things for me to deal with but there's still a lot of bullshit and things that i don't like and not like the privacy that you can get from having a home in like a yard depending on where you're living is incredible no shared walls is like it revolutionized after living in apartments for so many years being like oh i didn't even realize how much i hated hearing the neighbors through the walls so i haven't been in an apartment i haven't been in a i don't go ahead all right so when i lived in apartments i was i thought i was really considerate of my neighbors i didn't play the tv loud i didn't like walk loud i didn't even like slam my kitchen cabinets or anything like i just tried to be a considerate

neighbor now i'll thump around like an elephant if i want to i own this whole house like i really like that yeah that's what i was going to say like i haven't been in an apartment that had shared wall since i was 18 or 19 and uh and so like since then i've just been in houses um from one to another unless i'm on a vacation or something weird like that but now I'm just too loud like I sing all day like I'm just making songs up and singing stupid songs to the dogs and like you're the floofiest of fellows

the prettiest and he's just like I'm part of the gang me and my owner are having fun I'll have the windows open and i'll realize like i'm screaming some fucking like version of a lion king song that involves my dog's name and then i know the neighbors can hear me um but if i were in an apartment it'd be it'd be awful i could i wouldn't do that stuff i wouldn't bother people remsey has this thing where he says like the new status symbol

should be the paid off mortgage and not the bm Right. And he's like, pay off your mortgage. You're going to love it. You're going to love it. Pay off the mortgage and tell me if your walls don't seem a little cleaner and whiter. Tell me if your grass doesn't feel a little softer under your bare feet when your mortgage is paid off. If you don't like owning your home, then you can always go back into debt. It's easy to find someone to get you a new mortgage, a new home equity loan.

Just pay it off and see if you don't find that to be a better lifestyle without the man's foot on the back of your neck pushing you down all the time. If you rent, you'll never get to that stage. The thought that I've kind of had as I get a little older, I turn 30 this month, right? And I'm like, okay, what is the end goal in life? Right. You save up so you can retire, buy a property, buy somewhere to live and like buy a vehicle. Those

three things, everything else is kind of auxiliary needs and benefits. And like, that's kind of cool, but like your main money spends are there. So if you remove the stress of having rent or rent payment or having another landlord or something else i can only imagine that's gotta be the best feeling in the world like it because that's truly like one third of many people's income going to their rent or to their home stuff so once that's gone think of how many more things you can you can buy every it would be like getting another job. It'd be like getting another

Hoover part-time job. Taylor, how many jobs are you going to take from the population? Are you getting a third job at this point? I'm going to keep You're so fucking selfish. I'm going to take jobs. I'm Ubering people. He took her to the bathroom. But I don't even do it. I just pick up the rides and then stay home.

I'm on my couch picking up the rides. Giving couch giving people false hope hey look danny at the bar thinks he's being picked up dumbass five dollar cancellations that's that's my that's my life wasting people's time on uber that does sound kind of fun i bet it wouldn't last long but did you did you happen to see like that i think it was a home depot and there was like a line of people and the lady kept like bumping this guy with her cart like he's in front of her back turned like that rude as hell she's like bumping him and she might have even had one of those flatbed metal carts that you put like planted pots on this dude finally has enough. He takes five steps away and she's not really paying attention.

He picks up one of those orange shopping carts over his head like a gorilla, like he's Donkey Kong. And he hurls it at her head with both hands and drops her like a bad habit.

I would get dropped too if I got rude. Is that inconsiderate Taylor? That's round upon. I'm not here to say who understands manners. Yeah I'm not here to say one was worse than the other. I would never deign to decree that but we can agree they're both pieces of shit.

I like how shopping trolley is in all caps in the link. Shopping trolley? Oh is this in the UK? Oh my god. all caps in the link shopping trolley oh is this in the uk oh my god oh god you got a license for that trolley damn i mean okay he literally yeah he literally two-hand trucks it yeah she should have a shot is there a video. I have to allow ads. That's Merrick Garland. I only see the still shot, but it's pretty badass. Oh, it's in Brazil.

A lot of wild stuff going on in Brazil all the time. Based on the internet videos. Ah, damn. That guy heaved it at her. And did bad. It's coming at all. Bad. You know what? She would be allowed to win, right? Like, like if Taylor, if I check Taylor and then he checks me harder, but it's a legal check.

You don't get a penalty for being bigger and stronger than your opponent. You're supposed to be. That's man knows the rules. She dropped him with her card he bopped her with his nah i do think this is the equivalent of flicking flicking your friend and they turn around punch you as hard as they can in the stomach and you're like what the fuck yeah yo like dude equal i see aggravated assault in both cases oh my god it'd be a tough case woody but i'm sure somebody would take it yeah better call saul this one yeah yeah your honor my my client was stressed out

all day he was just trying to find his groceries as soon as he starts talking with his hands you know shit's gonna work out well all right i'm i'm on season six of better call saw now and i'm enjoying have you guys seen that better call saw i'm done with it i've seen it you're finished the whole thing yeah yeah i i thought the last seasons actually were better than like i don't remember which one it was in the middle where it was just chuck over and over and over and over and everything was about chuck and i just i i grew to hate chuck not even specifically because of him but because every time he came on screen it's like i already give me a pad and paper i can write down this script of what's going to be said before it even happens like oh they're

gonna bicker at each other and there will be a couple of side-eyed you know snarky lines from chuck towards jimmy about how he's not a real attorney and then jimmy will talk you know and infer or imply rather that something about their past. And you never loved me. You always just pretended for mom or like enough. So here's the thing. I'm watching a couple of shows at the same time right now. One is 1923, which just ended, if I recall.

The other is Last of Us and Better Call Saul. That's what I'm watching. Quite the range. So in two of those shows, 1923 and The Last of Us, it's moving perhaps too quickly. The character development, those characters are all so fucking paper thin.

One guy can't lose a fight. You've got Alex, his wife, who freaking every piece of adventure she can't say no to and like all the way through these guys here's the young one who always makes rash decisions here's uh the old one who does nothing ever but grumble about money and and every character is so fucking paper thin but shit's moving along in the story then you get better call saw who spends two years on building a relationship between jimmy and chuck who spends six minutes like tying shoes and uh putting your wallet in a mailbox and

grounding yourself on the pipe and all that shit however in the first show there's no character development in the second one my wife and i are debating like is chuck a bad guy is jimmy jimmy's a bad guy chuck was right? Jimmy's a bad guy. Chuck was right about him. Everything Chuck ever said about Jimmy was on target. He's like, you can love this guy. You can support him. You can invest your emotional labor in him, and he will still screw it up, and he will screw you over.

That's what Jimmy does all the time. But you like Jimmy. He's charismatic. But Chuck wasn't wrong. Chuck should have supported Jimmy a little more in his career. When he went to law school and showed all that promise, you feel like you should have supported him, right? But Chuck didn't. And Chuck was right. Jimmy with a law degree is just a more dangerous version of Slippin' Jimmy than there was before.

He was right. And that development is slow burning, guess but man those characters are deep you try to figure like does nacho deserve better does jimmy deserve better kim wexler how like i like i really like her yeah i like her too but she's jimmy adjacent in terms of like morality and stuff she's not above going to the fucking city and getting mesa verde's oh no but she's like she's great with that he'll be like hey we need i know you don't like these scamming things but we need to go scamming and she's like oh jimmy let's scam yeah yeah i think that's actually from the show and some of the scamming wasn't for her benefit. And right now she's trying to do a scam in season six. I don't know where it's going to lay out, but it's something to do with

taking down Howard to get the Sandpiper settlement happening sooner. Don't spoil it for me, but that's what's happening. And it's like her leading the scam. But anyway, these characters are so developed and I'm really torn on, do I root for them? Do I not root for them?

Are they good people? Could they have been better people with more support? That doesn't happen if the show moves along quickly. So I'm here torn. Like, what exactly do you want from a show, Woody? Do you want this slow burn with deep character development that irritates you at the time when I'm like watching some guy tie his shoes in the reflection of an exhaust pipe or whatever. Or do I,

uh, do I want it to move along? Like last of us where they teleport from fricking Boston to Kansas city and not develop. I don't know. I spent so much goddamn time in that fucking arcade with that ugly fucking big headed Samoan bitch. Like,

like fucking kiss her already so we can move on. Joel's bleeding out. Joel is bleeding out from a filthy baseball handle stab wound. You gotta reminisce about your nonsense. Dyke, is that the proper word? Your stupid girlfriend.

Yes, yes. I don't care. I don't care if you're gay. I don't care. I don't fucking care you're gay or not. I don't fucking care. I care about the fungus. Joel is bleeding. Here's the thing. Here's the worst part. Nothing about that flashback had anything to do with

abandoning or staying with Joel. Actually, I guess the girlfriend was choosing to stay. I guess she's remembering back to her girlfriend Hold on, Kyle. Don't say anything too much because... It's okay.

I can remove myself from the conversation. Oh, I didn't even... I played the game. So I played the game. I just... You know the games are... Yeah. But I mean, I don't know.

Like, I don't... I haven't seen the way that the progression goes. I mean, so with this episode, because I haven't seen it, but the game is... I'm kind of surprised that people are surprised that the game is very gay-facing. It's a gay game, you know? To me, I don't know where the placement is, but...

Oh, I don't care about the gay part. No, I'm saying there are a lot of people that when the third episode with Nick Offerman. We loved that one. God, that was so good. But they were like, I said something about it, and I saw so many people on Twitter like, what the fuck are they doing with this? I'm like, you never played the game. There's no way that people are missing.

I never played the game. I loved that episode. It might be their best episode. I loved it. I think it the game. I love that episode. It might be their best episode. I might be loved. It was good. I thought it was one of the best episodes of TV to have ever been aired. I agree. It was tremendous.

I cried. It was emotional. It was good. But like the difference is like that, that episode, even though it was a sidetrack thing, it set the stage for something that became important later. And it also, I think we talked about this on The Hangout,

like an importance of showing that was setting an anchor point for hope so that it's like, it's not just surviving another day. Happiness is possible. Look at these people who kind of carved out a happy existence. It gives the character something to aspire to so it doesn't feel so dreary and all that. And so to me, it made total sense and it was done very well this most recent episode is another ham-handed romance

not ham not another ham-handed is a ham-handed romance and unlike that episode three it adds nothing to the the deepness of the story it genuinely feels like i could have skipped this episode entirely and i wouldn't lose a thing i all. It's bad. It's the first sincerely bad episode of the series. Did it get rated? Did it get rated as the bad one? Because I remember that the testers said I remember reading before the third episode

people were like, alright, just FYI, this is the best episode of the season according to early viewers or whatever. But I don't pay attention to this stuff so I don't know if this was expectedly to be like a slower episode or i i well it's the main story doesn't progress at all i would say there are five minutes in the in our current timeline in the 2020s and then the remaining 45 minutes is spent with an ellie flashback to her earliest the earliest point of her life that we have yet seen.

Got it. And her and Fedra. And since you haven't seen it, I won't go through a whole spoiler. No, I know what you're talking about. It's a love story, like kissy kiss all night. I don't care if she's sucking dick or eating pussy. That's not my point. My point is, I don't care about her relationship.

The only thing that I can, even now, I'm trying to make that episode matter to her current situation with Joel. I guess there is sort of the the idea toward the end of that of someone agreeing to, like, stay with you instead of leaving. So so so so like a but man, you spent 45 minutes earning that and and and we talked about it on pkn extensively but like how much power was seemingly being wasted in that scene irked me a little bit if we're in the if we're in a post-apocalypse like that was a lot of electricity i looked at all the ratings for the episodes i was curious um it's the lowest but still really high the episodes have been rated

the worst was 96 and the best was 100%. That one was 96% fresh on Rotten Tomatoes. Okay, well, we'll see how it ages, but that is not a helpful... Yeah, it's just what level of good A you get. How many episodes does a season have? Here's the thing. I watch through Star Trek next generation all the time so that's a that's a like 12 i can't do math 15 no no 12 9 would be 13 somewhere around there

roughly 10 yeah i think it'd be 11 it'd be 11 just go through the multiplication tables and you get there eventually yeah just i'm fucking stupid but yeah that's that is that is a lot of episode to to use on what you guys are saying is not like a progressive one especially when woody you said that you thought the story was progressing pretty fast for the i like that episode more than other people i felt like i got a little insight as to what life was like right before she left town and have and because i didn't play the game like to me there's some insight do you they took them 45 minutes to say we used to live in dormitories where we worked out

it was basically all they had to say was it was essentially a private school i went to private school compared to some of the other episodes it's mind-blowing this is the same show that's how bad in my view this episode was i i like was getting aggravated during it because i was like paused and i'm like dude it's 38 minutes in and nothing's happened i felt not i felt aggravated for different reasons when uh they first went to Kansas City. Like the road was blocked and they're like, oh, I guess we just drive through the worst infected city in the country, you know, because that's the best idea going forward. Oh, look, there's an ambush just like I used to make. I should probably drive towards it and hope for the best.

And I'm like, you haven't been mind-blowingly stupid. You've been street smart guy for four episodes now. And now you're just so mind-blowingly stupid. You've been street smart guy for four episodes now. And now you're just so mind-blowingly stupid. I can't get it. Yeah. Going to Kansas City and then Kyle showing me the lore of like, Casey is supposed to be like ground zero of hell. And it's like, oh, so you went through there, you know,

the natural route from Massachusetts to Kansas City to Wyoming. And like, what the fuck are you? And oh, don't worry all the fungus are heartlessly lurking underground yep you know oh and that ambush just like we used to do let's head towards it I particularly struggled with that

what Kyle said that made mention of with the power usage there are things in post apocalyptic worlds that really bother me specifically and i thought they did a good job or at least a decent job just getting rid of like the very basic shit in the first episode or so maybe it was the second where he's like she's like what are you doing he's like gasoline's pretty much but dog shit we got to do this every two hours or else we're not going to make it we gotta keep siphoning gas and i was like

okay well like that's better than just driving on a full tank of gas for the entire way without yeah without addressing that but the the power like amount of power that some of the that the city is using like what do you mean by you like tons of lights and shit and then um i don't want to like give too much away on the episode you haven't seen it but there's a scene where essentially you won't like it if that bothers you you're gonna be like oh they choose they choose to turn the power on to an old world building that is full of like electronics and electronics and like they it'd be like they don't go to a baseball stadium it would be the same thing it would be it's probably worse what they did than lighting up a baseball stadium and you're like the great can't handle this.

And they're just like casually walking around like, look at this and look at that. And it's and all I'm thinking is some poor guy wherever they are burning pig shit to make the electricity. He's like, more pig shit quickly. Going off the fucking. It's interesting because it's based on a game in a game. If you told me like, oh, this girl staying here, but there's a monster that jumps out at you, I'd say absolutely. Right? Of course there's monsters jumping around. That's almost how I know I'm still going in the right direction.

But in a TV show or a movie, I'm like, what? They didn't clear this building out of bad guys first? They have a child staying. 16, but I'm calling a 16 year old child and and like how could the adults be like you stay here on some fucking rags you put on the floor using them as pillows and we didn't clear this building to make sure there are no zombies in it yeah outrageously dumb but in a game par for the course well yeah i didn't think about that i like the show a lot and i think right now it's winning

me over with uh the acting of the two leads and the special effects you know what because all that's all right yeah i was gonna say the the the casting was really good and i feel like i think you probably since you didn't play the game um maybe that's a like a a differentiating differentiating thing i'm not appreciating it but i've seen the appreciation threads and looked a little into it and been like wow that is beat for beat they yeah yeah it's like you know um you know who's who's the um pedro pascal i don't know why blamed on it guy's a genius so good but it kind of hurts when people refer to it as like the best video game adaptation right because it's

just like a really great show period don't you wish he was Mario now did you see the Saturday Night Live that's what I'm talking about I was like alright sign me up this is way better if they made that movie I would be 100% down you just have to play play it for real and take it seriously.

When he looked over and was like, it's a mean Mario. With that gray hair and the wrinkles and stuff. It's like, fuck yeah. I never even considered an old school Mario. Yeah. It was cool. With the old rusty pipe and beating beating up Gen Z like turtles or whatever. Yeah.

Yeah. Every now and then SNL does something like that and it ends up being a movie. So fingers crossed that they make a terrible Mario movie, though it seems like they're already well on their way to doing that with Chris Pratt. I don't. So I don't know if I have the same negative view on i don't like chris pratt as mario but jack black as bowser is a really good like from all the trailers i'm like okay he was a great cast i feel like he's got that kind of uh personality that he can kind of carry bowser but what the

fuck like i really wish that we got i i'm going to see the movie but it's gonna it's probably a lot of people are gonna say this but it's gonna take me out of the movie when i hear chris pratt and i think of like community i want an italian i want like john leguizamo or bob hoskins remember them from the original like like those guys had those brooklyn accents that that those italian accents like it makes sense um so but but like i saw some article where chris pratt was talking about where did you find mario's voice he's like well i uh i worked long and hard and just basically just used my fucking voice for mario is what he we did i've seen the goddamn commercial i don't care to watch that like that'll be another

thing i skip that i'm not gonna watch I watch Avatar when it comes out but I'm like I'm not like super excited you haven't seen Avatar story it's a trash generic story not even the amazing special effects yeah I don't even I so I didn't need to see a three-hour Avatar movie again but I was forced against my will and a group of people to go and I did like it more than I thought i would i still did not think it was that great of a movie especially for like the amount of hype and budget and the first one was literally pocahontas or whatever right so yeah like urangully right yeah so uh was it cool yes dude i regret going not really but i don't think given the chance i would ever go and see it again or like i would have made that choice to do it. So like it's,

it's a three hour movie and the practical or sorry, the practical effects of like somebody had the longest underwater breath holding scene ever recorded. Apparently it was like eight minutes long. Right. Shit. Who fuck? I don't know where,

I mean, I can't remember where that scene is cause they're all just cartoons really well animated to me. So like you might as well not have done that. Cause I't see it yeah yeah that makes sense um i again i'll watch it when it comes out but like the it's a little overwhelming that he's gonna like i think he's making three or four more like i don't know he wanted to do four more of this one popped off and i don't know if it did or not it did it's like the third biggest movie of all time it has all right well we're gonna get more it's like the third biggest movie of all time it has it all right well we're gonna get more it's like the third biggest movie of all

time like it keeps bumping up slots every every few months i i are weeks or whatever i i read it on reddit no they'll they're definitely coming um and i'm not i don't i don't even i kind of don't want to avoid the whole thing it's like you don't want to watch one harry potter movie if you're not going to watch all eight of them or whatever maybe i just avoid this fucking i like our series yeah but is it something i want to file away in my memory warehouse i kyle you watch so much media that like i don't understand why you'd be like you know what i just can't fit avatar into my schedule it's not not making the cut i watch less media than you think i polish on the old same old media i like the i like complete knowledge of of little chunks of media but

i'm not a lot of movies i re-watched um once upon a time in hollywood last night that is my third favorite quentin tarantino movie um and it is a fucking not the the one with Brad Pitt. Yeah, Brad Pitt, Leonardo DiCaprio. Fucking great. Love Brad Pitt in that. The first time I ever saw that, I've seen it three times now, but the first time I ever saw it, when they kick the door open. Spoiler alerts for those who haven't seen Once Upon a Time in Hollywood. Please click away and go watch the goddamn movie.

But when the crazies kick the fucking door in and you realize they're brad pitt's house not sharon tate's house i was like yes yes i was so happy because i was nervous for sharon tate all pretty and blonde and pregnant up on that hill and i know you know they like fucking got everybody with knives it's a horrible thing that happened to manson murders and then when i did not know that it was an alternate reality until that moment and Brad Pitt starts like him and his dog maul them all to death. And then, then like when DiCaprio was explaining it to the neighbor,

he's like, yeah, yeah. Fucking crazy hippies on a bum trip or something, man. I don't know. Uh, my buddy and his dog,

they killed two of them. And well, I torched the last one torched. How'd you do that? trip or something man i don't know uh my buddy and his dog they killed two of them and well i torched the last one torched how'd you do that i got a flamethrower in the garage from the 14th of mccluskey that's right that's right still works too but like him burning that chick alive i was just i watched it back i watched it the next night again like My dad came over, and I watched that movie twice in two days. It's like a three-hour movie. It's so long. I thought it was pretty good.

Taylor, are you going to watch Avatar? I loved it. I have not thought about Avatar since the last time you mentioned it. Is it still in theaters? It's like the third biggest movie of all time. I think it is still in theaters. I didn't have a plan to watch it.

It's a little tricky because prices go up, so when you talk about sales, like modern movies get to win. But it's the third highest grossing movie of all time. That's Santa. I didn't even think about that as like a sales metric of money, of dollar amount figure,

and not ticket sales because I feel like titanic would just still dick down everybody or yeah like even got yeah or even if you did it by like uh like population percentage of people you ever seen gone with the wind no you cannot sit through that shit it's like terrible you want to be nostalgic and like like anytime i try to be a little too refined for my own like good or like like oh i bet i've got a good palate like like i don't know i love caviar i like oysters but i know i don't have the fucking palate to eat those goddamn duck embryos or something like that oh yeah it's like that i had that nostalgia for like the original series of star trek with kirk

and spock dude you can't go back and watch that goofy-ass shit. It's horrific. It's like that with a lot of things. Dude, you were right on the money with Gone with the Wind as the most tickets of all time. $202 million. Second place is Star Wars A New Hope with

$178 million. And then Sound of Music, E.T., Titanic. Yeah. I mean... and also just even thinking about the i see your source because i'm just curious if it includes it's just called box office mojo uh let me link oh i trust that sounds legitimate yeah the leaders in cinema news i know them a little bit and they update i was wondering if like maybe he found something for you. I don't know. It just says by adjusted gross as of March 2nd. Oh, that's the part I wanted as of March 2nd. So, yeah, a really good source.

One point eight five billion dollars. If you were like, these are the most ticket sales, but it was a five year old source. Yeah. Marvel's been making noise, you know? Yeah. So the Avengers Endgame doesn't even break 100 million tickets. That's pathetic. I think Marvel's on the slide down.

I think, I mean, we're on the backside of like, I don't know, like the story. God, I fucking hate superhero movies so much. Can we put you on the list? You're already there? Good. I'm so glad it's ending.

I was one of the bigger superhero movie advocates. I was the freaking whatever, childhood with black kids. I really like it when Captain America picked up the hammer. I like that too. You guys are missing the magic in that.

It was really good. It didn't seem like they were gonna pull it out the whole world was gonna win the end they all got in the first one yeah the bad guys won in the first one so anyway uh i really really liked it but even i one of the the bigger uh whatever semen swallowers for marvel i'm just like a little over it. I use you as a weathervane of that. And so for you to be saying I'm over this, I'm like, the tides, you know, the times, they are changing.

Ant-Man is like a colossal disappointment. That's what I'm saying. The second that we started making, not the second, but like recognizing we're making superhero movies with paul rudd as like i mean i don't know how good of an actor for ant-man he was but like i've disliked them all it's just like what like guys you you're like there's no way ant-man as an ip was so popular you decided to make a multi-million dollar movie on it there's just no fucking way i can't put my finger on why like ant-man that is a terrible concept spider-man one of the best ever but ant-man's so stupid

but that is how i feel yeah he slings webs and flies around ant-man gets small he also gets big oh sorry does it make sense yeah i think he might maintain the same amount of mass. He just becomes hyper-dense when he gets small. But that can't be true because then when he got big, he'd be hollow like a fucking... He'd just blow away. Do you remember in the first Avengers movie, I forget what it was called,

when the Incredible Hulk one punches that, I think it's called a Leviathan, that big tube flying thing. And we were all like, oh my God. Sure. Incredible Hulk is a match for that thing. Oh my God.

We've got one guy, one guy who could deal with these things. Everyone else, it's a team effort to take one down. You can forget that Ant-Man one punched a Leviathan too. Like he's Incredible Hulk's peer in this regard. He's a team effort to take one down you can forget that ant-man one punched a leviathan too like he's incredible hawks peer in this regard he's a badass superhero but i don't care about him and for some reason i don't give him the credit that he deserves because he's not real he doesn't deserve any credit because he's a fucking fake thing you know in that regard they are all they honestly no they are pretending

it's really just larping at this point honestly it's quite sad they're pretend players and i watched the first two ant-man movies both on flights i think like otherwise i wouldn't have caught him i wouldn't have watched him uh and uh and man they're just shit i don't care like like all the people that are in them like like fucking uh martin sheen is in there and uh and uh kim basinger i think is in there and and his girlfriend or whatever who's like the hot elf from the hobbit that they like worked in there i think that's ant-man's girlfriend she's the wasp and she like flutters about and stuff with him. There's three bug-related heroes? His girlfriend is the wasp.

Guess what his nemesis is in the second one? I think it's the second one. The leech. Try one more time. Come on, try to see. We got the wasp, the ant, we got Ant-Man, the wasp, and who do you think the villain was? The scorpion.

What's a bad one? The scorpion. The ro it's a fucking yellow jacket the water roach the roach cannot be killed whenever you step on it smells terrible i'm honestly done with those movies i i stopped watching the marvel tv shows i don't care if they do something with the original avenger cast again um anything that they stick um i watch any guardians of the galaxy stuff because i like i like what they got going on there but i'm not gonna watch any more of those side characters i don't care about any of that shit i'm done with it how are you for recasting

a bunch of the characters i'm you'd have to cast someone that i in particular liked i'm not gonna go in there and be like well let's see if this person I've never heard of can do it. I'm not going to deal with that either. I'm not going to go watch that or buy that or watch it for free. Zach said the new movie kills the rest of the originals from what they have said. Does he mean he kills the characters or the movie? The timeline.

He's probably fucking up the timeline in the new movie and messing with the canon in some way because he goes down to like a subatomic look we're not going to go into the nitty-gritty of how ant-man works but please do fuck you no that's just a chance for me to you you keep going till something's retarded and i'll joke about it you know you know i don't know if you're in that tennessee top he gets into the quantum realm and then that starts impacting time for reasons i don't understand and time dilation that's one

of ant-man's superpowers wow so he's kind of like a deity and he should really be killed because that's way too much power ant-man is the only reason that they won in the second movie and we're not going to talk about the shit anymore. The answer to the question is yes, I'm burnt out on Marvel and I won't talk about it anymore. I'm back on Star Trek full time. You know what I'm getting burnt out on? I asked Westerns. I asked for Westerns for a decade.

Yellowstone came and just got so fucking stupid. It is a I'm glad I didn't start it then. soap opera for dumb people that I'm somewhat addicted to and uh it everything is lame lame lame the the characters are all super thin i don't even know half of their names i in this house the the one who's dating tater is just known as token because i don't know his real name uh kyle do

you know token's real name token what are we talking he's in the bunkhouse from yellowstone he's dating tater he's the black black guy yeah oh see he's talking carl yeah anyway i don't know the characters everything's so super thin it's same thing. There's a wealthy person trying to buy my land for six years in a row. Now that it has, there's no plot to it. It Taylor Sheridan seems to think he's terrific and his show is popular. So I can get why he thinks that, but it's a love to hate thing.

Yellowstone is star Wars in that everyone's excited to see it. Everyone's it dominates sort of TV. Everyone's interested in it yet. Everyone's upset. how bad it sucks yellowstone is star wars for westerns or or the last season of dexter i've enjoyed everything i've seen of yellowstone um i think westerns are better contained in movies most of the time um there there was that show hell on wheels did you ever see that about building the railroad there's your show hell on wheels mark that down

It's good actors. You'll recognize half the cast and It's about building the railroad. You've got like a railroad law man. Who's like trying to keep things cool You've got this Norwegian guy who's like the villain who's like devious mustache twiddling weird guy Like your train off the tracks. He sounds a lot. You better not even try to stop me. Does he have any motivation? Yeah, yeah, money. You've got railroad barons sort of like pulling strings

and like villainous characters. In the Yellowstone universe, all the bad guys have like no motivation other than just mustache twirling evilness. So we're building the railroad out west why are you doing this it's like you're wasting time don't you have a lucrative oil business somewhere joffrey and that there are this is um 1923 there are these like super hot whores that this guy

hires right and there they are dressed in this like super hot lingerie and he's about to fuck both of them but for some reason he gets called away and and the big guy comes in cool so now you're like oh but they're paid for so big guy is gonna you know go with these what does he do he has them hit each other and hurt each other because he gets off on people enjoying inflicting pain. So he's and he makes it very clear, like, I'm not getting off on her screaming. So don't scream. I get off on how excited you are about giving pain.

And then he has them. So the one eventually gets into it, starts whipping her on the ass with a belt, obviously hurting her in a big way. And he's like, all right, now switch because he wants the one who's in pain to seek her revenge and it's just like this is just fucking mustache twirling evilness you're trying to develop that this guy is a terrible person and all you can do is this it's fucking lame yeah are we talking about joffrey because that was amazing in job when joffrey did it the look on his face sold it for me and and by the way jolly was a teenage boy this teenage boy pair of hookers and you're like oh my god yeah they're trying to fucking subdue this kid make him think about something else like by giving him like let's

get this guy addicted to girls that was what was happening in game of thrones and it didn't work instead he's his love of like being an asshole was so strong he was an asshole with these girls and he hurt him and i think he killed one they just copied the scene in 1923 that crossbow that they gave him over and over and like less than lethal areas like shot on the kneecaps and in the titty and in the pussy and stuff and like skewered her with his fancy crossbow. He did, yeah. He shot her up pretty good. That's a good show though.

And the amount of arrows that were in her with a crossbow that was a fucking 20 minute ordeal. That's a lot of reloading. You're having to crank it and you have to stay motivated to keep being angry for an episode of Sunny.

They tried to copy that energy. You gotta be excited about... I saw Warner Brothers bought Lord of the Rings and they're going to have a whole series of new movies. Now, I can't believe that they would make the trilogy

and not make it a quadrilogy. Because it clearly should have been at least four films. It was already done perfectly! Don't do it again! That's what you think. That's what I know! You know what? I bet those people that watched the animated Hobbit back in the day were like,

Oh, why would they make this trilogy of Lord of the Rings movies? No. The animated Hobbit is very good. This is going to be better. They're going to improve upon that scene with the ghosts, which was quite shit. I can't wait. If all they do is go back and fix that, that's fine. What?

Where there's boring things. All right. Fucking check. Taylor is a multi-billionaire. That's what he's going to do. Buy all the hockey teams and fix that scene. Buy all the hockey teams. It's like, so you want to make a new Lord of theaire. That's what he's going to do. Buy all the hockey teams and fix that scene. Buy all the hockey teams and it's like, so you want to make a new Lord of the Rings? It's like everyone's 20 years older. It's like

money is no object. Whatever must be done, just make sure What are we doing with Gandalf? You know, those guys who had themselves pledged to the rightful king of Gondor, we got to fucking make them not look so green and soupy. Oh, they're rolling over the Mumakil. So I saw them. I didn't see them i saw a

picture of them uh i guess there was a con here in atlanta the other day and a friend of mine went to it and got their picture taken with like all of the hobbits and i think danny devito i'm like 95 sure i didn't want to like save somebody's like picture. Cause yeah. But, but anyway, it was, it was like all the hobbits and my friend and then Danny DeVito. It was hilarious.

Like, like I feel like he saw hobbits. It was like, make sense. And like, yeah, yeah, yeah.

But, but I was looking at all of them and they all look pretty old, but here's the thing. With a little makeup, digital de-aging, which is what they do to Tom Cruise, you could make a new... They do it to everybody.

And Robert De Niro in The Irishman, it's terrible. You ever go on your phone and slide skin smoothing to the max? They have that, but on the opposite end of that editing session. They are smoothing out his... Older folk... No one.

Don't offend anyone who might be listening. Yeah, careful. I'm right here. Their skin can get a little weird. When you twist your torso, older skin does kind of a wrinkly, stretchy thing. You know how a balloon does?, stretchy thing. You know how like a balloon does. Yeah.

Many lines. And so when Tom Cruise like torques his torso, I think he gets that. And they like polish his rib area out, polish out like where his abs and his pecs like meet. Because that can be kind of a, no matter how fit you get, that can be kind of a wrinkly fit you get they'd be kind of a wrinkly area i love that i don't have that yet i don't mean to talk about me but like i don't have old man chest at all and i look in the mirror for like that still okay still okay no old man mike tyson when he got back in fight to fight roy jones jr i think that's who he fought um like he looked great and he was really in shape, but he had this old man chest that I

can't quite put my finger on in terms of a description. And I'm like, fuck, if he has that in that level of conditioning, then everyone gets it. I think his pecs are just like they just hang like a like a titty like that. When you've got that much muscle that. Oh,

I don't know about that. I'm really critical of that part of a guy's body. I know you are. Yes, ruthlessly critical. Woody's on the streets, just work harder, bitch boy! Anybody with a cut-off shirt, he can see

the rib cage. Yeah, look at his neck. Look at the neck. Look how great his deltoids and biceps are, especially in his left arm, right of the screen. is his face photoshopped on but his chest like this with the rope there it's hard yeah he just i don't know even in great shape his chest doesn't look great he looks in terrible shape there he's not on testosterone there maybe how recent was this is this super recent we call it two years ago does that sound right he looks awful there i just see those like clips of him like you know those like viral clips like i feel like every eight months i see something where it's like mike tyson throwing hands at 53 crazy and it's like him shadow boxing incredibly quick and he moves so well he moves so athletically but um uh but he usually has a shirt

on oh i saw so jake paul lost his boxing match uh against the fury kid i lost my ten dollars i i uh i uh i really thought jake was gonna take that thing you know what my when i saw the result the big takeaway that i couldn't stop thinking is this wasn't fixed if he lost a split decision if the fight was at all close then they would have given it to jake like or they made it a draw i didn't did you guys watch the fight no uh no i did not watch the i did not watch the fight but but i was on twitter when the fight was happening it was like during the stream or whatever the vast majority of people that I saw talking were like, well,

no way Jake wins this one. Like if he wins, it's rigged. And so I saw people surprised. It was a split decision. I saw people saying whoever voted for Jake is insane. That ref was not watching the same thing. So I was boxing judging.

Yeah, but that is boxing judging. Right. So it's kind of hard. I didn't watch the fights. I don't know, but it does seem to me like I'm glad he lost but like he made millions of dollars who fucking cares he didn't lose you think john jones is coming back and doing his thing can he can he

beat cyril gone i don't know what you just said john jones the ufc fighter yeah yeah i followed mma shit i i sort of do but not really like i like to watch the good fights on Saturdays if they have any. Long story short, Jon Jones, the undefeated 205-pound champion of the world, who has been so since 19 years old, if you allow sometimes for him to go to jail, get suspended for drugs, steroids, or just be stripped of the belt for beating women or whatever he may have done at the time, he's never been defeated and no one's ever taken that belt off only by the law he always came back and took it back from

whoever they had handed it to in his absence um and anyway he spent the last three years i think bulking for the heavyweight division and now he's back to take on cyhosn for the heavyweight title of the world. Oh, that's Saturday. Yeah, it's a pretty big deal. I looked at his physique. He looks floofy. Looks floofy. Did you see the webpage where you could do a slider of it going back and forth? I was just saying that.

I'm on 2012 looking at his UFC light heavyweight main event like 11 years ago. You know what I mean? Like this man's been fighting for so long. Since he was 19. I could find it. 2009 co-main event UFC TUF 10. So right before UFC 100. So that's pretty.

Man's old. No, no. He just started so early. He was one of the youngest champs ever. He's still like – what is he, 38, 37? Is that not considered on the upper scale of what you should – Yeah, it is. Like what is the – but like who's the oldest, most consistent best fighter?

Like is there – like who? Him? It's hard to pick anyone but john jones so he's there he's at an 84 inch reach which is the the longest reach in the ufc um yeah look at that quote gained a whole bunch of ass jones expects fans to be surprised with he got taller yeah i know it's not perfect but like this might be the exact site i was talking about thank you zach i was looking for it too um so you can like see it come and go i'm not seeing a lot of added muscle i i bet he added a lot of muscle um i think that fat is supporting a lot of extra

muscle like like that's the thing like if he cut that fat off you you still you lose a lot of extra muscle. That's the thing. If he cut that fat off, you lose a bunch of the muscle. There's a ratio for every pound of fat. Thank you, Zach. There's a certain amount of ounces of muscle you're going to lose, too. I bet he's so much stronger. The question is going to be, I think Cyril Ghosn's a better striker than Jon Jones, so the question is going to be if Jon Jones can still fucking wrestle.

We're going to find out in the first round, I think. If Jon shoots and, uh, and gets him up against the fence and then he's able to work with his elbows and knees, like he does, you know, he throws those knees from the clinch.

Why couldn't he do that now? Just cause he's older. He's older. And we haven't seen John use his wrestling in a long time. Um, but, uh, and so I think he'll need to employ it against a better striker,

which I think Cyril gone is probably a faster guy, maybe even, but I think John, if he shoots and he can like, at least like get them against the fence, maybe if he doesn't get him down, that spells great stuff for John. But if Cyril just like shakes him off and continues to piece him up,

get inside and get dirty with him. I don't know. But I've never seen Jon Jones lose a fight. I think he's going to win this fight, and I think Sudo Gana is going to bleed. I think Jones loses, and I'm willing to put $5 on it. Done! All right.

It's been a long time since we've seen Jon Jones fight, and it's been a longer time since we've seen him fight well. Even longer since we've seen him Jones fight and it's been a longer time since we've seen him fight well I want to say longer since we've seen him lose because I want to say two out of his last three fights the media and the audience thought he lost I just gave it to him anyway yeah he lost against three out of four pregnant white women agree John Jones lost his last two fights John Jones has been looking worse and worse crippled one in in. Jon Jones has been looking worse and worse. A crippled one. Jon Jones has been looking worse and worse in his fights, and he hasn't fought since, is it 2020?

I don't know when he lost his last fight. It's been three years. So, yeah, I think he loses. Is it not? Is the UFC not? When you leave the NFL for a season or two, it becomes an incredibly, like a very high talking point of, can you compete at the physical and mental level? Did you keep your body in that shape during that gap?

Because you can have all the time and money, but if you're not going through the active training regimen to be in peak condition, you lose some of that ability and your capacity goes down as you get older. I'm guessing. I can't think of anyone. Conor McGregor came back after two years, smoked the ghost, as you like to say, of Cowboy Cerrone, broke his nose,

kicked his face, knocked him the fuck out. But I think one of the things about UFC fighters, it's not quite like the NFL players. I never see NFL players in their free time on Instagram, like throwing the ball and like, like, like you don't follow the right ones. No,

I, well, yeah, but every UFC fighter on their Instagram, like, what do you do with your spare time? We fucking talk about, I trained to kill people with my bare hands in my spare time.

That's all I do. Anybody who's at that elite level, top 10 at your weight division they don't they don't have side hobbies or or like like they spend their time learning to kill people with their bare hands so they don't really like john jones for example if you follow him off and came back okay all john jones does is lift weights and learn to fight yeah that's fine that was the point i was trying to make like you might be good but he used to be i like john jones came back and he really most people think he lost two out of his three last two out of his three fights um and who else took off to mcgregor came back he

just gets his ass kicked he's literally lost like three out of his last four fights and the only guy he beat was an elderly hard time true well i am I know I give him a hard time. True. I am a bit of a Chandler Siemensweller. I like that guy. So he loses his fight very closely. He somehow got over there in Bellator. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So it's true.

Chandler is on the downside of his career, it seems. That's why they're putting him with McGregor, right? It's going to be a massive fight. I'm very excited for it. Conor McGregor just makes everything better the top 10 pay-per-views all time are McGregor cards all 10 of them and every time he does another one the line slides down a rung and he owns another part of the top 20 I can't be true he hasn't you want to bet another five yes i can probably agree with this just because the only times that i ever watched ufc with people who watched less ufc than me were mcgregor fights like to the point where people we would be at a bar and the bar would just have it on instead of

going to the sports bar and watching usc every bar had the ufc fight because it was mcgregor fighting that doesn't happen anymore 10th Kyle has already lost I just won the money I didn't mean pay-per-view events period I'm sure there's been I'm sure the 10th biggest UFC isn't bigger than

the biggest boxing pay-per-view of all time but no of the UFC and it was closer than i thought but seven and nine are not mcgregor fights and is that because he hasn't fought oh but but he has 10th he has he doesn't have 10th yeah he has he has one through six he doesn't have three i'm counting it wrong here let me show you the source yeah they're not numbered. It's a little hard to keep up with. In any event, when he shows up, they sell. I think that using the Ultimate Fighter show to further build

is going to be maybe not the equivalent of those world tours he did with Jose Aldo, but it's going to be a big deal. I'm going to watch. I'll watch the Ultimate Fighter. I'm going to tell you, the ultimate fighter is hard to get through if you've never watched their reality show let me just tell you if you think a pay-per-view has too many fucking ads and product placements you haven't watched tough okay the fucking every fighter's brought to you by a different soda the fucking the fucking cars they're they're driving the fucking drinks they're drinking the fucking the fucking cars they're they're driving the fucking drinks they're drinking the fucking shoes they're wearing they don't take a step without talking about the fucking asphalt brought to you by ford motor company oh that part was brought to you by taco bell

everything everything that part was brought to you by taco bell that's funny to me every step of the way every step of the way it's disgusting it's hard to watch so you got to be able to fast forward oh that's what i was going to talk about i was going to ask y'all because especially tucker i want to know what he uses um what device do you use to like house all your apps for your television like like what's the remote say on it oh so it's your tv i use my tv remote because the one that i got it was like a samsung 8k q oled or whatever like you know i got it two years ago bro not it was like 1600 it was expensive but it was like the newest nicest 1600 oh000 1600. Oh, I don't mean, um, is how much am I talking about?

He's talking about a TV. Yeah. What, how much are you paying for a TV? I think that $4,000 Kyle, wasn't that you and I have the same like 75 inch TV. I think it goes up exponentially. $2,800 TVs go up exponentially.

Once you go past, uh, 60 inches, 65 and 70 and 75 is like a 25% jump each time. So my T the max I could fit on my bookshelf was 55 inches or something. So it's so, yeah, but I mean,

either way it has YouTube, Netflix, um, uh, fucking at like, uh, like a repro programmable one in amazon prime and i'm like i use three of these and i just reprogram the other one so it's actually pretty decent for the

stuff i've been using samsung right yeah yeah it's the samsung i used a fire device for like the last decade the amazon fire stick and they phase out uh support for it no um i i was getting tired of how many ads there were like i've got amazon prime i don't know if that affects it at all but it's just the screen was covered like everywhere you went and all these menus that of shit you didn't care about like they would include categories that you didn't care about that you couldn't remove i don't know how many fucking ethnic voices i was hearing from every day it was like how about some movies brought to you by norwegian kleptomaniacs with three limbs that sounds interesting i don't know i'm kind of into this are you saying or sorry like

are you saying uh that you you you use a fire stick and you don't use your tv as your landing page or like what like because i'm confused just unplug it and if you have a smart tv then my tv is not smart enough i don't like my tv's interface um i don't like the tv's remote at all um so i got a roku now because i love the remote and it's got all of you know it's got like a disney plus button a netflix button a hulu button i use all that shit and uh you can just get a universal remote stick yeah you can just get a i've changed yesterday that's that's why i'm bringing this up like like i yesterday i i i moved to roku um because the roku is just better in every way it seems roku is what i use i also like the remote like a regular remote is all your buttons for me

and you're like too many buttons what are you stupid you're like, too many buttons. What are you stupid? No, it's just, I don't need a, unnecessary, all the numbers. They don't help me. Like, like, I don't know. There's more than one forward and backwards for like,

depending on where you were. Like my TV remote kind of sucks. My Roku remote has, you know, forward, backwards, pause, a couple buttons.

And it has volume and mute. It has just the things I want. You know what it's like? It's a little bit. I mean, it's in a couple buttons. And it has volume and mute. It has just the things I want. You know what it's like? It's a little bit. I mean, it's in a good way. You ever see those cell phones for old people that you see on daytime TV? It's called like, what are they called? Like the Billy Bee or something.

I like it when the kids simplify grandma's remote with a piece of paper over it. Yeah. That's what the Roku is. It's like, don't hit source, you bitch. Yeah, yeah. Never hit source because you'll never find your way out of that hole. That's a really good example. And I don't think the Roku remote has source.

All right. But just in case you don't know, you can just buy any remote you want. Just program it to work with your Roku. So if you find on Amazon a remote that you specifically want, just get it. So here's the thing. On my TV, whatever TV it is, a Sony, I think, the menu system isn't the best. It's not the best UI. The Roku UI is just a vertical list, two tiles wide with your apps.

On the right, you have this other panel and it was like hey what would you like to be advertised to with and i was like new movies so it'll just show like a movie poster over there like non-obtrusive like a clean movie poster like you know this is out okay i'm glad you showed me that back to my eight apps i use in a row two wide four long it's perfect and with the amazon fire so many convoluted menus of like this is related to this other thing you watched i was sharing i share my amazon account and so i'm like getting their watch list too and it's like i don't watch that fucking fruity ass shit stop sending me to bbc documentaries i don't care about sherlock fucking holmes i don't care about Cumberbatch.

Get out of here. Roku's good and has everything. No broken free with Roku. I wish I could do porn on the big screen. Porn on the big screen? You can. Yeah, you can. Just screencast.

You can't sideload to, oh, maybe screencast. So the two ways to do that. Don't you guys have an internet browser on your TV, your smart TV? So you could use the internet browser on your TV. You could download, it browser on your TV. It'll be called Internet App. You'll just download that. I use that to stream sports illegally. I do that.

I mean, I don't do that. I've heard tale of it being done, though. Yes, not by me, though. Or you can just That's what I meant. You can just screen mirror it or cast it depending on your stuff. It kind of sucks with iphone um but with i've got an app on my amazon prime i don't that's like internet and it's just a browser that i like and it's a little awkward you like use the arrows

to make a little whoopsie do cursor move around but um i'm sure there's a an internet browser for every streaming device, even if you have to sideload it maybe, which isn't a big deal. Zach says there's a Pornhub app. Honestly, anyone out there considering putting that on your smart TV, don't do that to yourself. Remove the Pornhub app. He says as of two years ago, he'll find it.

I looked into this. You sideload it. I don't think you can sidoed anything on the roku anymore if you google how to get porn on your roku it'll be like as of six months ago you can't do it anymore could you buy it do you think there's somebody whose head of like roku security was like we've finally done it yeah we stopped woody from having porn he's like a devout shia muslim like he's in charge of it and has a big stock and no porn.

If you guys can get porn on a Roku, I'll be impressed because I looked into it and it didn't seem possible. Obviously, you can cast from your phone. That's probably like... To a Roku? To your TV. You may have to go into your television settings and allow casting,

but with mine, I can just like... I mean, I've done it. I've gone to a porn site and went, yeah, let's throw it up there! It's just like, holy shit! I could probably buy a Chrome stick or something. You know what? On this screen, I see in the cellulite,

fuck this back up. Wow! In Dolby Digital! Dude, when you throw like a fucking our tvs are like 75 inches roughly or something right yeah that's 78 somewhere in there i never use some 4k porn up on that motherfucker you can form an addiction you got to be careful all right you like put it on and it's like the sound of her mouth on his dick it's it's too in my ear it's so loud i gotta wipe my ear off after she kisses that guy slurps slurps you know what i don't i don't know that it would make porn more enjoyable to have it on my big living room tv i don't know if no i like i just feel like you're saying i just feel like there's like some 17 year old watching this like why didn't i think of that setting

himself up for the worst summer of his life yeah you know you're gonna get grounded mister and they find out what you're looking at late at night on i just want to fuck with porn on the tv that's all roku won't let me dicks why don't you just pop over to your computer, your laptop, your phone. It's in the same bed as we are. Don't you have a projector? I ain't talking about the couch. And it's also a Roku. I want to project the porn onto

us so that she can be the lady in the porno. Like if I... You paint her flat white. You paint her flat white. You paint her flat white like a fucking marker board. And then you project the hot chick onto her. It's like, stay still.

I have to put down the base coat of white otherwise you won't pop. Open your eyes! No. You're already chained to the radiator. This won't end. Stop. Everybody always talks about chaining people to radiators. What was that?

I'm going to grape you. I'm going to grape you in the mouth. Whoa, I think this is way too aggressive for a juice commercial. He grapes people. He's the grapest. I'm sorry. He's the what? Grappest.

Oh, man. Rest in peace, Trevor. Yeah, rip. Do you ever listen to any of his like music from the last handful of years there's one called what about mouthwash and the whole song is about going to a gas station liquor store but it's now midnight and you can't get beer

and it's like oh yeah what about mouthwash what about huffing glue and it like goes through the list of ways to get fucked up like you know and like it's a music video so he's like guzzling listerine and the cops are shaking their head and disgust looking at him it's uh it's it's funny and then there's another one called like um and then the gays got married and the idea is, I guess it was around the time gay marriage got legalized,

so it was a little bit older, but he made it sound like the gay went airborne. He's like, then the gay went airborne. And it's getting everybody. And everybody's turning gay and trying to get him and smooch him. That does happen. He's like a

poor man's Weird Al Yankovic, I guess. Oh, I liked him very much he was funny they had a bunch of that was like one of the first with the music genres of stuff on youtube that i watched in like 2006 was like watching the whitest kids you know derrick comedy i watched derrick comedy was donald glover's youtube channel before he did all that stuff. So like, uh, had some, I think they did some crossover, uh, stuff maybe like back at like early 2007 stuff.

I mean, there's some like, uh, there's, I don't know if any of it age very well, but there's, there's still up there. So if you like Derek comedy is the name of the channel,

I think. Have you, uh, heard about, uh, wings and boogie potentially boxing? Oh my god. That could be the only boxing match

with two casualties. Are they going to stand for it? I wish we could watch the... So Boogie called him out. I wish we could watch that video. Boogie's like hitting a heavy bag. I am the cream. He's shirtless and has a big mustache like what is their beef else

they don't have a beef but basically what boogie said was i want to make some money and you're a fat fuck too uh so so let's rumble big boy respect yeah go for it i mean wings would never agree to it and i don't i don heard Wings is 90% there. They told me Wings is 90% through with signing the contract. And what I told y'all is there is no way, and I think Woody co-signed, there's no way, even if Wings signs that contract, that he follows through.

I also heard that this fight was potentially overseas, as in in the UK or something. Oh, like a misfit boxing kind of fucking way there's it is nuts to me that that content creators have decided to hit the cyclical like you know we're we're going to boxing baby like that's where it is now everybody's boxing apparently you know it's just i never saw it coming so i wentings and Boogie. Oh, go ahead. I went to a thing called Billionaire's Bash, maybe. Tucker, were you there also? No, but I remember that.

Okay. Anyway, I went there with Wings, and he felt – this is a while ago, so maybe he's different now. He was so uncomfortable being away from home. He was dreading the flight back home. He was really just unhappy existing in california so far from his home base the idea that he would go to where saudi arabia or something and fight there no way it's no way it's way outside the comfort zone of the wings that i know yeah and you're absolutely right like he gets home sick super easy like like he was kind of weird at my place oh my cousin's weird like that too

right like like maybe i just take for granted that i've never been like that and i love like traveling and like like if i'm not at home look i'll say this when you get finally get home and take a shit in your own toilet it's like oh that's wonderful still haven't gotten to do that yet you know i'm looking for a wonderful shower you can do it but there's no way wings will do it there's no way wings will do it and uh if he did he'd win the fight my money would be on 100 really oh yeah yeah boogies is younger and boogie also has reached a higher level of fat before and like damage like on yeah damage from being fat that long and even if wings was like let's do it you know throw me and boogie in a fucking shipping

container and get us to to europe like even if it's all good i really doubt boogie could like maybe stand and like move around long enough to actually do a like i've hit i don't think he can i hit wings could wings is younger but boogie there's just no way i want to see good fights i don't want to see sad fights and that's the the fine line that we're walking here because I, you know, no, because the content creator fights all suck. They're not even fun to watch because somebody is a guest by the second or first round. Five minutes in.

We can dress them up in something like. That's pretty cool. I hear you, but I'm interested in, I hate to call it freak fights, but that's what they would call it in the UFC. You know, if they get a really big guy or whatever. And I'm not above it. If wings were to fight boogie, I would be captivated.

I would watch a highlight later after the fact then I would watch a live stream of it fighting sitting in the left corner laughing laughing fighting and we don't know how heavy because the veterinary office near us closed early laughing

wow with one foot on each scale wow so yes the rumors are true boogie and williams combined may of 2020 dying in the right corner that dude may of 2020 this is the one thing i kind of like when i hear about fights typically like in the ufc or something shit it feels like it's four months away six months away like when is connor fighting chandler that's um in the fall it has to be in the fall because they're real fighters and the filming of tough okay like i get that it has to be i'm not i'm

not challenging that but as a fan i don't like it i don't like it i don't like hearing about tough filming schedule was already set so it's like, you know, Ducks are in a row now. It feels like that happens a lot. Like, oh, okay, champion just fought. Now, challenger's gonna get a shot. When? Eh, six months. If it goes well, maybe nine months. Maybe he's a new champ and suddenly he's gonna sit

on that fucking belt for a year before he defends it. That happens so much. But this wings fight, they're like yeah two months from now let's go again real that's how jake paul just did with that tommy fury thing the jake paul last this this fight it was a month announcement he was like next month we're fighting oh shit nice i like jake paul is a businessman jake paul you know like he's a he's a promoter. He does it so well. I think it was smart to do that.

No, I would love it if Wings fought that guy, but I just do not think it'll happen. I won't do a whole beat up Wings thing because I hope he's doing well these days, but he won't do this. He's probably better off not doing it. Here's what's here's what i think hypothetically wings does it he makes i hear a hundred thousand dollars he wins and he grows as a man that's how i think it would go down if wings stepped up to this i don't think you should grow anymore i think it's all done no No, no. That's how I think it happens. I can see that. But I also... He'll do his second fight if he wins.

That's what he's saying. He plans on calling up William Blake. A cripple. He wants to be... Dude, tell me that's a... All three of them qualified to park in the handicapped spot. Why don't you call

Ask a Capper or whatever? Get that guy. Find some YouTuber with crab hands to box, dude. What are you doing? What about that old grandpa that opens Pokemon cards? The fact that you're suggesting Ask a Capper can't fight is coming off as a little

ableist. I think he's a cripple and I could kill him with one hand. And I think the same is about... I mean, look, Blade is also handicapped. It would be funny to see... I want to see Wings fight Syndicate. I think that's the next logical fight that people would actually tune into. And have them do it on a backdrop of Bog.

1v1. F-16s. F-16s. Apparently I'm supposed to have radar on. I fucked it up. I think Syndicate's probably in I'm going to wager better shape. Better cardio.

Yes. You're being fat phobic. Yeah. Well, I'm not afraid of fat people. Because I've Well, I'm not afraid of fat people. Because I've seen wings operate a firearm before. Sometimes I am. I've seen wings operate a firearm before. It's frightening.

So I think that the syndicate would have a lot to contend with. We were talking about boxing. No, we said M16s on bog. No, you said M16s. i said do a rendition on bog map i'd stay away from wings um for the rest of my life because wings might fucking snap and and like take you out like that remember that dad whose son had been molested by that guy like repeatedly yeah and he's waiting at the airport faking a phone call and then he just

fucking shoots the guy kills him in front of the the cops and he's like why jerry why what syndicate did to wings life is the equivalent of molesting someone's seven-year-old child for a weekend in a hotel room i don't think you think syndicate syndicate didn't do anything yeah but wings thinks he did wings does think he did and i i wonder how like if wings wins that 1v1 how his life is different i bet what if syndicate's life do not think that was the the the first nail in a very long coffin all right if that happened to syndicate he syndicate would i don't even know the guy well but like i talked to him back in the day he would have laughed it off and like would have done and agree and amplify like you really i'll tell you this fuck that was a syndicate

doesn't take no for an answer all right he would have lost but he'd have came right back you know he would have said i got an idea for getting kids teaching them how to gamble. I found this cool website. It's a cool website. I didn't hear your joke. I'm sorry. That's alright. I'm sorry I didn't hear that. I mean, I could have guessed.

Upset with us for not appreciating your awesome joke. I didn't hear it. It's where she goes. Yeah, yeah. Sometimes you throw a bomb out there and no one hears it go no oh my god did he get in trouble for for something like that no because he's rich and white and good looking and we all like him oh i didn't i'm not i guess i'm not up on the lore or because it didn't happen and some people tell lies. Either way, what am I saying? That's a can of worms.

As someone who doesn't know anything about it, you could go either way. That's a can of worms. We said make children gamble. Oh. Yeah, well, those kids learned a valuable life lesson. And they went immediately to loot boxes on Overwatch, and were like, I don't understand.

And I'm doing a good job with this gambling site with these skins, and guess what? Grandma just gave me 500 grand. What are you doing? I'll play this. Guys, full circle. Tell her you bought a bunch of fucking csgo skins on this website fucking lost it all that you were woody have you been keeping up with andrew tate's poetry i i saw his you know i look at myself with a full head of hair and i hardly recognize myself

then i look into my eyes and there i am you can't break me is this i'm yeah yeah yeah it's like bro you don't have a full head of hair can we get an andrew tate picture please zach yeah show us that show us show show us his full head of hair by choice and then he like goes like a like three days in captivity and it looks like he's gotten like bosley hair implant surgery before picture's done so so he's got thin hair but he's also biracial so it's it's it's kind of like kinky as well which makes it i don't know it's very unique looking what he's got going on um yeah he's been writing he's been tweeting these poems which i guess he like passes along notes and then his

boy tweets them out from the outside because he ain't got a phone in there if he didn't. That's not for that. I think they found it. Didn't they find that guy's passport in the rubble on 9-11? That head looks a little better than the first picture. That's a funny... Oh, his chin's totally missing, though. When he was the man... This is your alpha male.

Sigma. He did a pretty good job of representing himself. And he would win battles unless it was against Greta. But now that he can't defend himself, he just sort of launches a poem and can't reply. He is just getting beat up by the internet. Well, if he gets out and gets vindicated, then things will go well for him.

But, you know... I don't know if he gets back on top this guy's never been my guy like I watched him and like I could not tell you what this guy's voice sounds like I did not even know this dude's existence he speaks like this

he's like a top G isn't he a Brit yeah he's going around saying no he's not a fucking Brit He tells you he'd like to be a top chief. Isn't he a Brit, yeah? Is he a Brit? I don't know. No, he's not a fucking Brit. No, and he's saying, hey, bro, let me level with you. Women, right? Women be fucking tripping, bro.

And women be like, you need to be a rich guy who's like securing himself, you know? And the way you show you security is by buying lots and lots of cars and talking about it on social media that's what secure people do i mean that's what i imagine in my head boy i i started life as a lonely chimney sweeper did and now who is this person you're voicing i've never heard his voice so i don't know my name is andrew tate my name is dick andrew tate van dyke so i uh i mean we got like three minutes left yeah andrew tate is getting beat up by the internet, and I'm kind of here for it. I mean, I get a kick out of the rise and fall of people. Me too.

It is a Schadenfreude kind of thing, especially if I don't like that person for whatever. I didn't even know of this dude until I think people started talking about him on Twitch, and I started seeing Aiden Ross or whoever mention he was a big streamer on Twitch. Anyways started seeing like, like Aiden Ross or whoever mentioned, yeah, he's a big, was a big streamer on Twitch. Anyways, all this stuff. So he came out of nowhere and then I suddenly see everybody on Twitter talking about it. And I'm like, okay, the power of like, what is it called?

The Streisand effect. Yeah. Like, you know, it's like, Hey, nobody give this guy attention. Oh, I didn't know about this guy. Who? But yeah. What he did is really interesting, right? Like, so he, however he made his money

he did and uh but but how he like came to fame as far as we're concerned sex trafficking well is that what he got accused for he's accused he's accused of some sex trafficking but in any case um that's not where the money came from no um he uh that was a passion project kyle's trying to finish his thought. Sorry. He lost it. You were talking about how he came onto the scene, however he made his money.

Oh, well, he just went and did tons of podcasts, and then those got chopped up. So what you've got to understand, regardless of what you think of Andrew Tate, everything you've probably ever seen of him, like all those videos of him saying outrageous things are from like 10 podcasts filmed over the course of one or two months and like i've seen the outtakes of those things and uh what did he say it was something crazy it was like if my son drove

a toyota i'd fucking kill him something like she's like really you'd kill him well maybe i wouldn't go that far and like has a joke with her. What he's doing is he's trying to be like the Confucius says of ridiculosity and testosterone. And everybody's like, oh, this guy's a cult leader. And it's like, you're the one that's sharing his video, dude. What are you, a cult member? I think he is 60% of what he pretends to be. He takes his actual feelings about dating and masculinity, hypes it up to something a little silly, but he's half silly to start with.

He made his money in two ways that we know of. One, he would do this boyfriend scam where he'd bring girls into his place, convince them that, you know, they were going to be in love forever, get them on only fans and just sort of play with their emotions and teasing until they're on only fans making money on his behalf. Six girls.

And that I guess is sex trafficking or something. And to me, it just seems like manipulation. That's the shady part the less shady part is he got people to sign up for hustler university this is like a discord server and then he had well hang on so he has like six eight i don't know 12 people working for him teaching classes on how to make money and some of them are your typical internet like oh to start dropship do affiliate links on amazon or whatever and do seo and make your site popular on how to make money. And some of them are your typical internet, like, oh, just start Dropship,

do affiliate links on Amazon or whatever, and do SEO and make your site popular. And that's one thing. But some of them are stuff I hadn't heard of before, like learn Photoshop, get into making corporate logos. People pay $2,500 for work you can do in three hours. And I'm like, well, shit, that does seem like a... For someone who hustles and has a little

talent and wants to learn a skill like it is a viable sort of job someone could make and and he's just doing this like hey here are opportunities to make more than you do now what are you doing now you're working at fucking 7-eleven how many users that thing has of what they pay though that's key i forget the numbers but but it worked out to millions per month. I'm an undergrad at Hustler University. A couple hundred thousand users paying a couple hundred dollars a piece. Zach says $140,000 and I'm pretty sure it was $50 each.

Jesus Christ. Absolutely farming the saddest people on the internet. It's so gross. The hardworking. The ambitious. Here's the thing i admire about andrew jake which is dangerous to admire anything about him like you put that opportunity in front of like a hutch or c nanners forget the scammy part but just work super hard you want to

go on fucking four podcasts a day and and like make 10 hours a day of content do you want to work non-stop and change your financial life a lot of people are like no that's not what i'm all about i'm all about work-life balance andrew tate is like fuck yeah i'll sleep less i will work 18 hours a day every day i feel like it's uh i can make this happen my ladies will sleep less they will work i just feel like you're really you're really ignoring the colossal elephant in the room here. Yes. Yeah.

That's fair. But what he's doing is mean. It's shady. Even the happy customers on Hustler University are probably being lied to and scammed a little bit about the possibilities, right? We love Hustler. We got our money's worth. Wait, Woody, I'm an undergrad at Hustler University and you're telling me that my major in keeping it real is in the university?

Taylor, listen, I have a four-year ITT tech collegiate offer to send you. Full Sail University is waiting for you. I'm a star in the Hustler University volleyball team. Oh, Mike. George Santos joke. I'm a minor in street smarts.

But yeah, so he worked as much as a human can work and that part of it he did hustle lots of shitty people work so hard like I would argue some of the shittiest like like Mao

no one ever said Hitler that's true. Hitler, Eva, what he did. They were like, Hitler, go home. You're doing too much. They said, Hitler, get out of here, man. You're burning the candle at both ends. There's got to be a balance.

They're saying, Eva Braun's at home. You don't have to get every fucking Jew. And he's like, 999. Take a guy who's not a scammer. You've changed since you read that Henry Ford book. I want to talk about Landmark, the Twitch streamer. This guy, I'm making this up. I don't know know what to be true i think he's earned enough to retire yeah and he still works i don't know eight hours a day every day he's still out there grinding grinding grinding even though he's not hurting for money anymore and i admire that in some way

it's not me right i i did it for a while i guess I paid my dues. But I just like guys who work really hard. I think it's admirable. There's something admirable in that. You don't have to work yourself to death, though. There are other ways. There's not one true path. You know, like grind mentality is so awful in my mindset. It is like the antithesis to what i follow and so like sure it works for

everyone it's like weight loss you know whatever you need to do to convince to get yourself into a better position but you might be right and i admit i might be wrong right so i'm open to that idea i do think that when it's content creation there's a bit of strike while the iron is hot you don't have a 25 year window yes you know to pace yourself right it's like my youtube career right it's i always sort of thought i've got seven years to play youtube you know i i'm not gonna have a 35 year youtube career look at the popular tv shows whether they be friends or how i met your mother whatever they don't run that they don't they don't run a human's career they South Park, checkmate.

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