Painkiller Already - PKA 640 w/ Boogie 2988:Lesbian Book Club Returns, Boogie Soils Himself, Tiktok Banned

Episode Date: March 25, 2023

P.K.A. 640 may have boogie. We'll see. Taylor, this episode of P.K.A. brought to you by Lock and Load. And of course, real DBG dot com. Hear more about them a bit later. Maybe we'll get boogie on and we can ask about his fight strategy. Maybe we won't. Either way.

What's new with you guys? How are you doing? Yeah, I am. I wanted to ask you guys guys how much are you influenced by other people's opinion on on things because because let me tell you what i'm where i'm coming from on this that i try to watch every movie that comes out which is a daunting task but i try it's so insane and when i i fail though on a continuous basis and so i lean on reviewers whose reviews I trust.

Not just that I trust that they're going to have an accurate, unbiased review, but it's like, hey, me and him, we vibe. It's like how it comes to me for film picks. Never once. I'm regarded as the critic on this show. You should tap into my advice, Taylor. The guys from RLM, they have varying like opinions on things but i often agree with them it's there's rlm i'm sorry i'm lost at red letter media the biggest movie reviewing thing on the internet um they uh wonderful show at least one fan's happy i asked carry on

yeah yeah red letter media um i i usually like if they're into something i'm like i better watch that put that on the list and usually if they're against it i just skip it entirely like i won't even bother um and i i did that with the vacation movie um but i was i was it's the it's the remake of vacation you know the classic thing the remake of that with the guy from the office with the guy from the office so um um the the annoying one i'm sorry i'm spacing out andy andy yeah yeah um okay i'd always heard bad things about i think rlm in particular like they're like another one of these i was just watching it with the guys in there and it was really funny like it was really funny it was like a a good movie to

like sit with i don't know Maybe the exact situation we were in. Understand remake. Does it pick up in that universe? Does it literally do the first one play for play? You know what they actually do? They make Andy from The Office, Chevy Chase's son, Russ. And now he and his family are making the same journey that they made in the first movie. And what's the lady?

To Wally World. To Wally World. Tawali World. Tawali World. Okay, okay. I liked it. I liked it. I liked it a lot. The car that they got,

if you remember in the first movie, Chevy Chase has bought a new car for the trip. He picked one out, had it special ordered. It's a badass vehicle he's ordered, top of the line, but he ends up in this pea green Wagoneer, and they've already crushed his

old trade in so he has no choice but to take it and it's a humiliating car to drive across the country and it's a big green station wagon with wood paneling in this movie they have the finest vehicle albania can manufacture it's this blue minibus and when you look at it you can't tell which ends the front it's a mirror not only and i i was like well you just look for the side mirrors no it has side mirrors on the front and the back so when he looks in the mirror he's he's obstructed by another mirror that's looking right back at it the the key chain there's a big panel and it has like symbols on it that are like nonsensical there was one they need to get away since bit a trucker's

chasing them and she's like hit the rabbit the bumper falls off why would it why would there be later on the car just stops working and they're standing outside of it and he's got the keychain now and he's she's like push the top hat button and he pushes the top hat button. And he pushes the top hat. He pushes the top hat. Every window in the car explodes. It shatters. And he goes, that's it. I'm hitting the muffin. And the car

drives away on its own and leaves them. And she's like, press the muffin again. It'll stop. And the car explodes in a fireball. And I was like, alright. This isn't like highbrow humor but i'm stoned and it's making me laugh so here's the here's the best bit in the movie um that like the they don't spoil it fuck it who cares they want to go to the hot springs they're going to the fucking hot springs they're on the car and there's a long line of cars to get to the

hot springs and there's like a wild looking local walking by and they're like hey sir sir you like from around here where where the locals go is there like a secret way to get to these springs or something like that and you notice this guy's got a fucking pet rat on his shoulder like he's a real wild man dude yeah he's a real character it's crawling around his shoulders and shit it's a big ass rat and uh and he's friendly he's like tell you what turn back quarter mile this dirt road follow that to the end that's where we go man i'll tell you the truth he's like you're a good guy thank you so much what's your what's your pet rat's name he goes but what now and he starts fighting the goddamn rat and runs away and i was like that's such a good bit

i really enjoyed that so yeah i'd recommend that movie i don't think i saw the whole goddamn thing oh um they go they go to meet like his wife's brother-in-law um his yeah his brother-in-law his brother-in-law is thor his brother-in-law is a wealthy cowboy version of thor like the actor chris hemsworth is there he walks in their bedroom that night in his underwear and they've got a fake cock on chris hemsworth to like show the outline of his underwear that's about this goddamn long it's uh no i enjoyed the movie a lot again not highbrow humor but it had me having last sometimes lowbrow humor is what the doctor ordered i went went into it expecting to despise it. Where did you

watch it? Like streaming service? Oh, I don't know. One of the boys in there was just streaming it to me. On Discord? Yeah. And that's good enough to watch? Yeah. I mean, I'm not really looking for a cinematic experience. I got it on my 1080p monitor over here. I'm just mostly chuckling along with them

with the jokes and stuff, you know. And plus, it's a comedy. I watched Interstellar last night. I put that on the big screen. Turned the lights off. Got the sound system on. That's a different experience. You know what movie is that for me? Martian. The Matt Dillon one. The audio is amazing in that. I was going to call that out.

Exactly. We've had this conversation three times before. I remember it Woody's just like an Alzheimer's like a good friend with Alzheimer's you're going to have the same conversations

but you like having them for me I think I might watch that movie you recommended whatever that thing was a couple times it's a better life, really. It is a better life. You can just rewatch series that you watched so fucking stoned that it's new again.

That's happened. I got Jackie something today that was a year and a half in the making. She's been practicing and working and we got her a license plate for her motorcycle. Tomorrow, she's going to leave the nest and ride outside the a license plate for her motorcycle. Tomorrow she's going to leave the nest and ride outside the subdivision for

the first time. With your supervision I hope. Yeah, yeah. I don't know if she should follow me. I'd rather follow her but she prefers to be to follow so we'll see how it works out. But tomorrow we're going to ride bikes outside the neighborhood. First time. If it's

like learning regular bikes you should be behind her. I rode mine for two hours today. It was such a goddamn beautiful day. I'm sure you have a nice place for y'all to go ride, but I like cruising around neighborhoods.

I'll roll through stop signs and stuff. I just like cruising around. They call him the school zone kid. Not school zone. god damn um yeah today was a really beautiful day i like neighborhoods too so she's going out into the wild huh this is uh she is yeah it's a scary time little nerve rack has picked out in my head kyle knows this but for people who don't, I think it's easier. Like to just go ride around on farm roads is probably one of the lower skill things that happens in motorcycle. 100%. It is easier than what she does all the time, which is basically parking lot drills.

Just U-turns, figure eights. We bought cones for her to slalom. That stuff is harder than farm roads. It's more high pressure in a parking lot. If somebody's waiting on you it can i i had to learn right away like like turn around go like it's gonna be a second here i don't know if you got to be somewhere quick you might want to go around because because i'm gonna take a second here i'm gonna do this fucking maneuver because the last thing i'm gonna do is drop this son of a bitch at bilo or wherever you know um are. No, I wish you guys all the luck on your maiden voyage out into the real world.

I wish you all the luck. We took the Goldwing out today, the big blue one. It's the one people like, which I don't know. You started at the top. Are you influenced by other people? Yes, yes, I am. But yeah, we took that bike out today, and it was a good time.

Like, what do you mean? Did you like see that motorcycle on somebody's YouTube channel and go buy it? Oh, not for the purchasing it. But when you said it in real time, I was like, YouTube influences me huge. And their reviews and such were part of why I picked that one amongst those in the class. But also every time I see my bikes, like I see that one that one i'm like that's the one everyone says is beautiful that's the one everyone else likes i like them all but the ktm paint job is uh is neat to me that's your favorite yeah like like uh i remember looking at grons early on and like thinking some of those with that orange paint looked real nice uh i don't know i like that color i like that color and i like what that bike does i like how versatile it is i think if you had to like actually go like like scary time and

you know the the disaster has struck like man that's the bike right like like we go on road off road we can do both of them verse it's so versatile and it's it's quick at all those things fuel economy a couple hundred miles between fuel stops yeah and you carry a lot of fuel what what is the the dumbest thing you've almost or perhaps been influenced to buy from well one kyle got me i bought a high powered laser because 1.6 watts baby that's perfect that's exactly what i'm talking about there's's no function. I got mine out two hours ago and roasted a fucking wasp. He was trying

to get away. I'm just like, motherfucker. It's funny imagining you're in your living room just ruining the ceiling. Ruined him. In the reef-keeping world, there's this pest that grows on your rocks called Aptasia. It's a kind of anemone. It it's ugly and its

problem is it grows next to the things you want to be there and stings them so you need to kill them it's a couple ways to kill them you can try to put super glue on them and just build them a little tomb right there same thing but epoxy there's some natural predators which will probably do or lasers or lasers there's a laser you can buy for this purpose. And it's all safeguarded. It comes with laser glasses. It only works underwater. You can't hold it in the air.

And I'm like, fuck that thing. I got a laser right here. Where's the one Kyle told me to buy? So I hold that thing up against the glass and I just wait, wait, wait. And it shrivels up and it like goes into a little ball

it's like stop it what do you stop it i'm like fuck you bitch fuck you and i just i just laser this aftasia this kind of an enemy under until it shrinks and it takes like days before it feels well enough to come out and i'm like you're not dead you're not dead round two asshole right so i have yeah that's that's hilarious i love that you he's just standing there grimacing at it so the laser that um that i don't have the one you hold underwater and stuff yeah there are a bunch of people on these like reef keeping forums showing pictures of their cloudy eyed fish who went in the wrong place at the wrong time and they're like oh i got goldie in the eye i gave him well that's careless reef keeping i don't care where you're from i can't give a clown fish lasik

by the way taylor if you want to be my first LASIK patient, I work cheap. Holy shit. Not even the real doctors will do that. And my doctors are kind of like dentists. We know they're not. They lack my bravery. I'll do it. I need someone with gumption and stick-to-itiveness. We're not quit.

I won't let you quit. I'm bleeding to death. When I was roasting that wasp, was thinking like how awful it would be just like pointed into my own eye like just take it like it would blind you permanently did i tell you about that kid that like randomly in grade school ran over to me philip and he went taylor watch this and he went he just like looked at the sun for a few seconds and i was just like what what is wrong with you? I told this story ages ago.

But when I was a freshman in high school, there was this guy, Tom. Tom was kind of a class clown and really got an outsized amount of attention. And he comes to school one day, and his eye, everything that's supposed to be white is just blood looking. It's so red. And we're all like, happened what happened he's mom on the topic he doesn't want to tell us how he injured his eye because it's so fucking stupid but that just strides and it like now the whole school needs to know why this man's eyes or this

child's eye is injured and uh what he did it was Christmas, and there were directions on the Christmas light box that said, do not put these in boiling water. So he was like, I got to know what happens. Apparently, you poke your eye out. The bulb exploded in the boiling water, and it hit him right in the eye. And that's how he injured himself. What the fuck? What a dumb ass there was this kid uh there was this kid jared in like kindergarten first grade he was the kid that he he shoved me down he pushed me in kindergarten he pushed me down in a line i

remember thinking what a bully what a big bully you you are, Jared. But I remember Jared had like, you know, those retarded things kids will do to get attention. Well, he would like go and like make his face redder than anyone's face has ever been. And he did that once with like his eyes closed all like and he like opened his eyes back up to do it and he had burst a blood vessel in one of his eyes not like all red or anything but like that bottom corner was all red and we were all like oh jared your eye and he had to go to the the nurse it turns out it's like the least big deal biggest scary looking thing in the world where it's like it's fine but it's horrifying like just yeah it'll go away there was a guy in our high school had exact same injury and almost the same cause except you

know when you sneeze but you do it quietly so you're just kind of he burst a blood vessel in his eye from doing that and high school's tough man it's so social like you just can't get away with anything yeah we were talking about the the stupid stuff he almost bought i i was talking about that one guy i got into a i was talking about that channel nile red nile blue i don't remember the the like chemistry channel oh yeah does experiments and things and i watched videos like of him experimenting with different metals and i just started watching tons of videos about tungsten, the coolest metal.

And it's so dense and so heavy compared to like other metals that like, I started, I started looking at it online and I was like, how much is a tungsten sphere? How much is a tungsten cube? And a three inch by three inch tungsten cube is like half a grand. If you want a high quality tungsten tube, if you want an even a bigger tungsten cube,

like you're, you're starting to get into wild stuff, but like one that's like this big is 50 plus pounds. And it's supposed to be so weird to hold it. Cause it's so dense. I would love, I want to get more into tungsten. Have you seen the video?

There's like, I can't remember who's podcast or show it is or stream or whatever whatever but like the boys all threw in and they got a tungsten cube dude and it's like i i saw that in the middle of the uh in the middle of my fucking rabbit trail the barstool sports that inspired me tungsten cube i was like i bet like a tungsten cube and i was like let me see how much they are and then i was he's going to have to get his own tungsten cube. How much is a tungsten cube? Obviously by size, but like if you wanted like,

what would be cool is to have one that is, it looks like you could easily pick it up, but you're like, oh no. And that is like thousands of dollars, like a couple grand. How big was the 55 pound one, Taylor? I was Googling. Like about that big, but a square,

maybe even a bit smaller than that. Because like people will like try to pick it up from the top because it just looks like a regular square. And if it was like aluminum or something or no iron, you could just kind of grab it and pinch it and pick it up. But it's so like heavy and dense that it's like it takes you takes you back. Have you seen have you seen those? I sent you guys one. I don't know if you caught in the whatsapp but it's uh it's like a hidden camera video in a gym and the guy's posing as the janitor and he waits to these guys are they're doing like bent rows heavy like two and a half three plates or something like that and uh and they're taking turns and he comes over he's like i need clean can clean and he's wearing like a like overalls and a big beard he sounds like uzbeki or some

shit and they're like yeah yeah sure he wants to like sweep up and a big beard. He sounds like Uzbeki or some shit. And they're like, yeah, yeah, sure. He wants to sweep up the mat that they're on. And he reaches down with one hand and grabs their barbell and picks it up and carries it while he sweeps. And then he puts it down again. He goes, is for back? Back?

And they're like, yeah, it's great back exercise. And he does one. he starts doing chainsaws with it he rips out he rips out like two and three quarters of a chainsaw with i don't know like 250 300 pounds and like and then puts it and then puts it down and like walks away on nonchalant sweeping and the guy's like he reaches down to flip it again. He's like, he can't move it with one hand. What the fuck? I've seen a couple of them where he does that to people. He'll come over and grab their deadlift weight with one hand

and hold it with one hand and sweep up. I love that brand of video. Not with overalls on, coveralls. Yeah, every so often. I saw the guy at like venice beach i think they were doing a lot of calisthenics and uh you know they they take this dude who's amazing and dress him up as an old man and suddenly he can muscle up is just the start of the shit yeah we watched that on the show yeah i remember that you guys should just play that on me all episode long.

Episode 239. Yeah, yeah. Kyle, keep doing that all episode. Tell a story about something that happened to me today. You can tell me I've told you already. And I'm like, what the fuck? How can that be? I got to look at my messages, guys.

I think I'm losing time. Taylor, somebody wants to box you. It's six months from now. What's the dollar amount? What's the dollar amount that it's going to take you to sign up to fight this other person? I don't really want to fight anybody. No, that's why they pay you. Yeah, I know.

If you wanted to, you would pay them. That's like going whitewater rafting, right? No one pays you to do that. That's true, yeah. That's right. But I don't know. It depends who I was fighting. It depends who I was fighting.

If they're a really scary person. You're fighting a Polish streamer named Olaf the Terrible. Yeah. He looks like a troll. Is it ironic? No, he's 5'8", 300 pounds, and he's hairy like that. Remember that Soviet water polo player who looked like a bear? Zach, will you show me a picture of the Soviet-era water polo player

who looks like a bear? If you Google that exact sentence, you'll get the image. He's got a picture. Yeah, he's got his next meal on his knee that child that child who looks very uncomfortable sitting next to him you'll see in the picture um no well you gotta fight like a scary guy like you're he's not a boxer or anything but you're like damn this guy is equally as strong as christ yeah apparently the guy's like a legend at like water polo you can imagine why he's buoyant that guy's one of the playable lords for the ogre kingdoms little did the competition know olaf was able to trap a layer

of air in his body hair making him incredibly buoyant that kid seems like he knows that kid's gonna cry it's like you think they're like don't you fucking move timmy i told you twice do you know how much pictures take it this time like you know what swimmers look like they look like jesus christ michael phelps like that kind of water polo though okay i yeah i just well played zag well played i played. Have you seen that movie that he just showed the second picture? I love that you know that. If I have, it was when I was a kid.

Taylor, we talked about this earlier in the show. We have never discussed Harry and the Hendersons. I guarantee it. It is a sad fucking movie. Basically, a family takes in a goddamn Sasquatchatch and it turns out he's lovable and friendly and at the end the father has to like throw like kick him out and send him

back to the wild and pretend like he hates him like he's crying he's like get out of here we don't love you anymore and he's throwing rocks at harry and the rock hits harry and he goes and he's like and it's just like, he's just crying. I can't think of the actor's name. You'll, you'll know him. It's a famous actor.

Um, but, but it's so goddamn sad. He's just crying into his hands. His Harry, like walks back into the wild to live the life of a Sasquatch. Cause some asshole, I think maybe Dan Aykroyd,

but that's just weird. Childhood memories. Someone was trying to expose the Sasquatch. I can't remember who it was. And we had to get him back to the wild lest he be shot. So that's the movie pick of the week, listeners. Harry and the Hendersons.

It's a pretty good movie. I enjoyed it, but I was the right age for it when it hit. I watched it as a child. You know what we should do? Start a book club. But none of us read the books and it's about bullshitting and calling

the other ones out on not reading it. We can just judge books by covers. It's like A Tale of Two Cities. I'd have preferred one terribly dreary. We could all read a third of a book and then we could have a conversation.

We try and fill people in on one. We fill each other in. See, that's the thing. Woody reads the beginning, I get the middle and Taylor gets the end. And so we show up and Woody's like, so what the fuck happened? Did they get there? And I'm like, dude, they got

there and they wrecked shit taylor did she live or not and what he's like taylor's gonna be like were they dating i want to be the end guy and i still won't read it and just improv yeah man it was crazy huh The way that particular character behaved. Man, a lot of these books you're finishing, Taylor, end up with the protagonist getting molested by the Pope. It's really disjointed. What the hell's going on?

So to answer your question, Kyle, $50,000. And I would fight Mr. Scary, Polish, the terrible. You'd fight Mr. Scary for $50,000. Yeah. Maybe a little more than that that but it depends how truly scary they are i don't want to fight anyone but 50k is a shit ton of money i don't want a bunch of people to like i would go so hard in the paint with like losing weight and like i would be so concerned about that i'd be like god if i get up there and i'm like feeling like i'm looking fat i'm gonna be so embarrassed oh that should be'd be like, God, if I get up there and I'm feeling like I'm looking fat,

I'm going to be so embarrassed. Oh, that should be your second thing. You've got six months. Here's what I would make you do. You've got to get on performance-enhancing drugs right away. The number one thing, it's more important than your boxing skill as going into box, like Olaf, who's also a non-boxer, is cardio. Because if we get to the third round and you're still fresh and you can move quickly at like 90 of what you

started with but he's like gassed skill is not required anymore he cannot lift his hands you just have to beat another man up so so this forget trying to become some gold glove athlete that's stupid learn to throw punches correctly and to guard and maybe to move while throwing punches that's it other than that it's cardio and like getting strong so that you can actually hurt the other person or maybe learn to move a little bit but it's cardio it's cardio cardio that's all that would matter that is tough and that's and so you're gonna look so cardio. That's all that would matter. That is tough, though. And so you're going to look so great. You'd look amazing. That would be great, because then even

if I got the shit beat out of me, it's like, damn, at least look at me get knocked out, got a ripple of fat. I look the best I've ever looked in my life, and I'm getting a free vacation to England, and hey, you know what? Let's make that return trip in two weeks. I'm going to have some fun in England. That's how you treat the whole weeks. I'm going to have some fun in England. Like, that's how you treat the whole thing.

I'm going to have Finster show me around town. Finster's going to show me all the fun things to do. He likes knives and bows and arrows and things. He can teach me to dress like a girl and make money online. Maybe he could introduce you to his friend, Belle Delphine. Sure. Yeah. What do you mean, fucking sure?

Well, I don't know what she's going to do. You don't? Is she a going to do. You don't? Is she a gamer? Is she fun to hang out with? You can't do the most fun things that Belle Delphine does. Which is hang out with Finn, obviously. Another fucking country, bro. I don't care.

Belle Delphine is super hot. It's a little bit pedo-baiting, though. The way that she does her makeup, for sure, because she's always trying to it's a little bit pedo baiting though like like the way that um she does her makeup for sure because she's always like trying to be like i don't know look like a tiny little girl so that that part's i don't know 22 23 all the photos i've seen of her she's just wearing a bunch of pink and doing that like uh you know that makeup style that's way over the top that you only see women do online? Anime?

Anime. Yeah, yeah, yeah. She's going for a fantasy look, essentially. No, I only see pictures of her when she's not wearing clothes. Although I saw all the photos of her with Fenster. That's just hilarious. I can't believe... That's funny. I hope you got it.

If you had told me in high school that the trick... Show me a picture of Belle Delphine. And you're like, Kyle, you know what the trick to getting a woman like that is? And you know, 16-year-old me, of course I do. It's getting rich. You get rich, you make that happen. No, no. You gotta become a cute little girl, Kyle.

But in a way that makes you rich. Become the cutest, richest little girl you can be like fuck uh yeah good for him good for fenster i'm so proud of our boy just i really hope he slipped a finger in uh at least um i i bet he got paid to that's probably part of the content well i mean i'm sure i know his OnlyFans is going crazy. I'm sure he's making like $100,000, $200,000 a month from that. That is life-changing money.

Oh, yeah. That's so much money. He's got to feel surreal being like, time to take photos for my quarter million dollar a month thing, putting on makeup and dresses in the mirror. Work all day to get maybe three weeks worth of content which prorated is what like 120 000 for that day i mean he does his girl workouts too right like like i was talking to him like like way back when i first like made contact um contact with him or whatever um about diet and stuff because he dropped

like a considerable amount of weight like after we talked about diet and stuff because he dropped a considerable amount of weight after we talked about diet and exercise. That's when he really took off. In a way, he has me to thank as many people do for much that they have. So many people have come on this show and exploded after

they're coming on this show. Absolutely. Jordan Peterson. Well, the career's exploded. Wigs of redemption. Boogie. coming on this show absolutely milo jordan peterson well the careers exploded redemption boogie uh-huh redneck i don't keep in touch with him but i'm told he's killing it in life this is old information but like i think he lost a bunch of weight got really fit. He's always been financially successful. Redneck, he was on the show for a little while. I don't think I've

ever seen his face. I don't think I've ever had a conversation. If I've had a conversation with him, the drugs took it. The drugs took that conversation. They took it from him. Oh, and by the way, I'm almost positive we talked about Harry and the Hendersons on this show before.

I don't think we have. I'd love to get to the bottom of that. If anybody can make that happen, it'd be tremendous to know. I don't think we've ever talked about it in length, but it's possible. I just don't recall. I brought up the money thing because I think $100 would absolutely get me somewhere to fight somebody that I, that I thought was gonna, um, like be, uh, like the same skill, like not, which is none. Right.

Like, especially if it wasn't like a, I don't know, like a big, scary guy. Like if I wasn't absolutely intimidated, if I wasn't intimidated, if I wasn't afraid, how much to fight me, if you, and if you and I both have six months to train and box. You know, this is going to sound weird. Here's the thing. If a stranger beats me up, I feel like I'm ashamed that a stranger has beaten me. Right? Right?

But if you beat me up, I wouldn't feel ashamed because you're my friend. Does that make sense? Yeah, I would much rather you beat me up than a random guy. I admire you, right? And so, like, losing to you in Fist of Cups, it'd be like, you know what, I gave it my all, you know? But if I lose to some piece of shit out there who's going to go behind my back and be like,

yeah, I knew he wasn't going to be able to do this and that, and he's, like, running me down the whole time and making me feel bad when I already just got beat up, that's the risk, right? It's the humiliation that goes on forever. It's the, yeah, you know, it's the shit talker who's just mean. He wasn't even trying to promote the fight. I don't want that.

So I would fight you for nothing. We could just do that ourselves and make people pay us to do it. Because I'm not really afraid of a beating. I'm afraid of losing a fight. I would fight you for free and make people pay me to do it. That's what I said.

I got a little lost at that part. I would just do it myself. If we're going to fight, we don't need a fucking middleman. We can just do it. We make our own company with a better name. Big Boy Productions. a fucking middleman. We could just do it. Oh yeah, we make our own company. Yeah. Big boy productions.

Big boy productions. Yep, yep, yep. Big boys do what they want. And it has a big jacked baby, like a teehee. That's what it is. MGT is going to go after you for gathering. And we're just getting fucking sued non-stop by regulatory agencies.

Because we refuse to play by the rules. Have you ever used one of those baby filters on your face, like turn yourself into a baby? I had a friend of mine do it to me, yeah. I was flipping through Snapchat and like that one just watching each one pop on me because it's funny. And the baby one pops on and I'm like

ooooh! I'm like confusing myself with how realistic of a baby it makes me into blowing bubbles at myself and shit drooling dude i like the girl one and i think the reason i did is because it face tunes you a little bit along the way it makes you so goddamn hot they're like this is what you look like as a girl and i'm like i'd fucking do me i had no idea how attractive I was until I had a filter on my face making me look like a girl. Oh, dude, it's like the filters are they're kind of ruining people's brains in a way. Like this was this is a couple of weeks ago now. There's, I guess, this filter on Snapchat that like, I guess, like you're saying, makes you look young and attractive in a very real, like a realer way than it's been able to do in the past.

And like I saw because Dick Masterson was retweeting it and laughing about it as he has want to do. And it was like mostly these women with like the video starting with them with like they're like they look like just a young girl talking. And then they turn the filter off and it's like all that age instantly and they're like crying at their own old face and someone like i saw someone be like this is like literally greek myth level shit of like losing your mind at the past being shown to you in a mirror like like that's it is it can't be good to like even your own internal perspective of yourself. So warped by that, like because it's like the new mirror, like you people. And then when you go to your social media sites, like you just see the absolute best version of you, you know, and that ruins your expectations in the dating world for a lot of people, because then they're looking at people that they think they're too good for because they're not thinking about who they are. They're thinking about the person in the picture who isn't really them.

Like, oh, it's just. In this scenario, hypothetical you is using filters on your pictures. And you're like, I want someone as good looking as hypothetical me. Like, yes. Yeah. People do that. And like, I'm not saying it's a conscious thing, but people definitely would. This looks just like a makeup tomfoolery thing.

What is this are either of these women real yeah are either of them real i mean yeah is that yeah look at that's that girl kyle that's me right now yeah yeah i would you're fuckable man yeah that just turns into a pretty girl you know yeah good at that i remember they did those on all three of us years ago and like it didn't work on me i was still fat and i was a fat ugly girl you have a beard i don't know how does it work with beards it took mine right off like yours isn't as uh as long as robust i don't know if's you just don't keep it as long as he does that's true but it's also just not as robust okay so somebody asked me that they're like why don't you do the

minoxidil derma rolling it's like i like how it looks um i don't want to um derma roll myself every goddamn day and apply chemicals to my face yeah we've talked about that before and i think we saw some study where it might have it had some adverse effect i don't recall what it was but i just have that in my head that bad don't do you know what i mean and so like but but if you do that if you derma roll your face and put that minoxidil on there daily you will grow a ridiculous beard i shaved yesterday and i use an electric shaver. And at the end, I like instead of just putting it straight back into its little alcohol caddy for cleaning, I tap most of the whiskers out in the sink first, which is white. It was an awakening how gray my beard is now. It was it's primarily gray and I don't dye my hair at all.

I never have done it for one time for a skit, but I've largely dies never touched my hair at all. I never have done it except for one time for a skit. But I've largely dyes never touched my hair. But my beard, it is the beard of a 90-year-old. Get some Just For Men. Brush that shit on in. No, the gray's cool, man. That's good. I mean, he hates it, though. He's the one who

doesn't like it. We like the gray. I think he looks like fucking Joel from The Walking Dead if he grows the beard. That daddy looks coming in in and whenever that unfortunate accident happens tomorrow on the road that daddy look is gonna be in you can pedro pascal your way to a baddie as brendan schraub would say do you see that where his dms got leaked and it's just like just cheating on his wife like like daily like really. Just a man whore. They give him a hard time. Is he really guilty?

Yeah, 100%. He's talked about it being a problem in his marriage and seeking counseling and shit like that. Anyway, the reason I brought the money earlier circling back, I also saw Wings DMs

last night i linked him to you guys and uh i guess he's getting ten thousand dollars for the fight that's what's getting him to fly from south carolina all the way to the uk and do battle with boogie shirtless i just like that after all this time inflation has had no effect on Wings' price. 10k across the board all time rate. Forever and always 10k.

Sounds like a lot of money to me. For every kind of appearance, whether it's a fight or a podcast, if I'm appearing it's 10k. What if Wings doesn't know how numbers work? He thinks it's 100,000. They've never spoken. They just keep writing it on the paper and nodding,

even though he's saying 100,000. They're like, yes, sir, right there's your contract. Yes, sir, right there's your contract. That fucking decibel. Decibel went through me for one. You hear about people who are illiterate. I don't think 10K is enough. No, it's not enough.

No, not by a long shot. I wouldn't fight. I'm confident in my odds against boogie or wings and i wouldn't fight either of them for 10 grand that's that's not enough how about 10 grand cash in your hand that's a little different right but he's what i'm getting at is gotta pay taxes on this like growing up if you're buying like an atv or something secondhand like you're just giving somebody an envelope of money. So $1,500 means $1,500.

But we keep talking about, yeah, yeah. $10,000 is going to fight somebody. Ah, what are the taxes going to come to? Yeah. What's going to be left of that afterwards? I don't know. I see the vacation is worth 10 grand. Yeah.

Is he staying there for a while? I would, but he won't because he's an ignorant oaf no he's there you got it that would be ridiculous he went to england and stayed in the hotel he i bet he turns around and comes right back actually his wife might drag in places yeah okay his wife might drag in places but you know he'll go to the tourist spot yeah no way he gets on that big ass ferris wheel they got that son of a bitch would break off and start rolling through the countryside. Are they famous for a big Ferris wheel? Yeah, in London.

Is the fight in London? That I don't know. In the UK. It must be near London. The UK is not that big. That's true. It's within 200 miles of London, guaranteed. I think

he's fighting on... I don't know. I don't want to link the wrong thing. I don't know if this is it or not. Yeah, he said it's London. Well, good for Wings. I guess he finally got his passport. You know how we say that Wings is a far more known person than his online streaming numbers would

indicate if wings uploaded a youtube video tomorrow it would get 15 000 views maybe something like that uh if he would live stream tonight on twitch he would get 800 people 600 people something like that but he is as famous as ksi as many people have heard of wings of redemption maybe i went too high on that one but he's really famous ksi is like mega famed him and logan paul like exploded this last i mean they've always they've been there as long as we've heard of them but they exploded like with prime like like children like everyone knows who those people are they're on the bottles they're in in the commercials. I wish I had chosen somebody else. But he is as famous as really well-known YouTubers.

I wonder how much money they spent advertising Prime. Because it has to be many, many millions of dollars. They're all over the UFC. They're in the corner in a separate video dressed as bottles of prime dancing together like throughout the night throughout fight night and like they're on the ring they're everywhere i see commercials everywhere i was still going with that it oh sorry this fight card ksi is at the top of it i think he's the big draw do you think wings is the big draw on this no i'm crazy at the top of this one no si versus someone i don't know oh well then definitely ksi. I don't know. Oh, well, then definitely KSI.

Because I don't know what kind of videos he makes. And I've heard of him because of the sports drink. Well, I don't know. I have no idea what kind of content that guy makes. KSI has something to do with Prime also? He and Logan Paul own it as far as I know. Oh, I only knew Logan Paul owned it. They're the two guys on the commercials dancing in the bottles.

Anyway. Never saw a commercial. Anyway, I would imagine that KSI brings hundreds of thousands of eyes to an event like that. And millions and millions of people not just know about him. They are fans of him who devour his content. Wings is a guy you've heard about. A lot of people know about Pearl Harbor. But monetize that.

If you told me there was going to be another attack, I'd buy the pay-per-view. I'd want to see it. I'd steal it online like everybody else. Yeah. Honestly, I would watch the highlights. Wings is going to bring more eyeballs than he'll get credit for. Wings of Redemption and Boogie are the...

I'm fascinated by this fight it definitely is an interesting kind of freak fight like like just doing like extra super duper obese heavyweight whatever it is he leaked it looked like the fight wasn't even set right like like like keem is like hey we're what, we go through this every fucking day. When are you going to sign the fucking paperwork? And, like, you know, that always goes back full circle to where I started when we first heard about this, saying that, like, this isn't going to happen. But I've been assured by people behind the scenes, like, as recently as a week or two ago, that, like, it's 100% happening.

And I believed them. And now, like, I see those DMs, and it's like, maybe it's a hundred percent happening and i believed them and now like i see those dms and it's like maybe it's yeah maybe it's not even hasn't signed it it's not gonna happen i wouldn't guess right i i one of us misread the dms keemstar says guys i still don't have the contracts they're telling me tomorrow tomorrow tomorrow all week it's been like this i interpret that as keemstar's businessmen haven't completed the contract creation is that a quote there saying saying uh let me read it super careful yeah they are they apostrophe re are telling me tomorrow tomorrow tomorrow oh well that sounds

more like the contract like you said hasn't gotten to wings and i read it the other way around like like he was i read it like him scolding them like hey where's my fucking paperwork go see the notary or whatever's required to like get this shit done that's how i saw it but i definitely misread it uh going back okay well it's looking like it's gonna happen as long as the like the ksi side of it doesn't go wait a minute who's coming yeah i guess you're right the age of consent in the uk yeah he won't have any issues there i mean everybody knows boogie and wings everybody ish yeah yeah like they like boogie himself boogie and wings are memed and mocked far above their pay

grade and so like people will you see, not that he's like, not that people are buying tickets to be like, oh yes, boogie fan number one. But it does add more to the event. Like if you bought it watching KSI and whoever the fuck,

and then you see like an undercard with a bunch of interesting shit like that, including some freak fights, like that's good for your business, your return viewership. Like people like those goofy fights in my experience nobody watches the undercard on like events like this um i've never watched the undercard on one of them and like usually like the whole discord or like a group of friends of mine will all get together and watch an event like that and we're never

caring or watching the earlier fights because we don't know who the fuck it is. But this time around, I know who Wings is. I know who Boogie is. And the fact that it is this big dude freak fight in a way and the fact that one of them, Boogie, I'm going to talk to him about it tonight. I'll say to his face, like, man, you don't look healthy.

You don't look sound. That's a little too far. You're going to tell him he doesn't look healthy to his face? Kyle, you're going to hurt his feelings. How is he going to react once he learns he's not healthy? I just don't know why he's traveling the planet to do battle, because that's what he's doing. If you looked at him,

and if I showed a picture of him to a stranger in the street and I said, you see this man? Yeah, it had to be a panoramic photo. You see this man? I'm sorry. I'm sorry. This guy is about to travel the planet. He is a warrior and he's about to do battle with another man

his size. You wouldn't believe me. He doesn't look like that. He doesn't look like an international... He's going to stop by Ukraine on the way home and straighten that shit out. Intimidate him. I'm going to ask about that tonight. You listen here, brother. I was in the kitchen downstairs

talking to Jackie, just telling her, like, I got to get closure on this gas station intimidation story. I hope Boogie, like, knowing that you would never face off with him in real life because you just wouldn't waste your time. I hope he's just like, you know what, pussy? Why don't you fucking show up over here? It wouldn't be a warning shot next time, huh? How about that, Boogie?

I have more time than you think. He's like, how about you hop on your tricycle and ride on down dirty to the dirty south? I would throw Jackie on the back. We'd do a weekend sexcation in Fayetteville, Arkansas. And he kills you in cold blood.

The next episode's titled, Woody Dead? It's like a you with X's on your eyes and it's like he kills you. You wouldn't though. You couldn't. You can't. I could totally do such a thing.

You'd go to jail. You know what happened last time this happened? When Frank Hassel showed up at boogie's in this scenario i am invited he ain't gonna invite you no i thought that's what the scenario was he was saying what he's gonna dare you he's gonna dare you and he's gonna let you know what he's gonna do if he ever sees you in real life yeah he would call you a keyboard warrior what time i'm gonna make you pop the pimples on my back little man all badass because'm being all badass because it's boogie, and I don't think that's badass at all. I think it's so lame to be like, you know what?

Then I'll take out an eighth grader with a vision impairment. You think I won't do it? Oh, you think I can't take a morbidly obese man with a lot of health issues who's similar in age to me? I wish more people would play a character online i i like people who do play characters online um and and i think that that's like it's my favorite thing i love the character that chael sonnen plays i like when he talks about the business with a wink and a nod again today i told you about this weeks ago he's trying to pick a fight with mike tyson did it again today he picks on Mike whenever he can. He's like, Mike Tyson is afraid of me.

That's how he began this video today. He's making fun of Mike Tyson because he had Hasbulla. There's this little midget man named Hasbulla. He's an 18, 20-year-old kid. He's kind of world famous now. Where he came from, Khabib Nurmagomedov, the former lightweight champion of the UFC, discovered this little freak and was like, look at this little freak to instagram and they blew up and like he's huge on the internet now he goes on like mike tyson's podcast or maybe a podcast that mike's on you know everybody's sitting there in chairs and shit and mike is like you know playing with the kid and stuff and hezbollah has this thing he does his little thing is he hits you as hard as he can in the face.

But since he's a little midget man, yeah, see, you can take it. It's just a joke. And then Mike picks him up, and it's like, no, Mike, don't be blowing kisses on his – don't give him noogies, Mike. No. No, that's a man, Mike. Mike Tyson has no idea that that's like a 20-year-old with a growth hormone deficiency that he's like a 20 year old with a growth hormone deficiency he's like picking

up and snuggling yeah nobody got mike's nobody got mike's ear before that segment clearly that's hilarious that's hilarious because like and it is funny because like if you see the hasbulla guy he fucks with everyone that he interviewed that interviews him he will just go that tom brady he will just go over and attack you and knock stuff out of your hand. And so he's a bit of a douche to interview. And so for Tyson to be that other guy unknowingly is hilarious. It's just very funny. What are you going to do?

Tell Mike Tyson to stop? Like, no, I'm an adult. Yeah, I love that. I like when people play a fucking character and when they stick with the character, even when it makes you look like shit. Like, I praised Stalin for years, goddammit. You know, like, people would write me three paragraph long things about the crimes of Stalin. And I've got him in my YouTube background. Like, a big Stalin face.

Like, sort of, like, half transparent. And I'm just like you know, while he was a great man I won't have you run him down blocked. And I leave that comment for everybody and they're you know, you gotta stick to your fucking character, even if he's a shithead.

So I wish that Boogie would do that. I wish he would embrace the character of the tough guy, the alpha male, the sigma male. Oh my god, yeah. I wish he would let anybody who would listen know, you can say what you want online, but you know what would happen if you stepped to me. You know what would happen

if you were six inches away from me and that smell hit your nostrils, boy. You should just Andrew Tate it. And it'd be like, I am a sigma male. Ladies from all around the world wish they got a piece of this. I am selective. What, you're a nine? I'm a Sigma male. Ladies from all around the world wish they got a piece of this. I am selective. What, you're a nine?

I'm a ten. Get out of here. Hit the gym. Come back. Maybe you'll have a shot with me. Do that. He should play it like Ric Flair. He should play it like, what do you mean I'm disgusting?

I'm fucking fabulous, motherfucker. I get more pussy than you ever will. That should be his whole shtick. And he should be the toughest of tough guys. he should always be telling stories about punking people out in public but he's not like taking bitches away but like he's but he's dressed like a leather daddy but he doesn't like address that part of it here's what i would do he's for real i would be talking i would be letting wings know that'm going to whip his ass and then take his lady home. I'm going to steal your lady like a Reddit mod.

No, like a Discord mod. That's what it was. It was a Discord mod. I'm going to steal your lady like a Discord mod. Yo, no. Is that too much? They're about to beat each other up. That's the character.

That's what you got to do. They got to grind each other. That's why you're good at it. I'm like, oh, no. Can't do that. I'm going to whip your ass. kid yeah you're asking to steal your lady like a fucking discord moderator all right that's the sick line i think that boogie i'm gonna ask him why his hairline looks like it's sneaking up on him oh they can i i hope that they both diss each other with just fat jokes.

That would be pretty good. And it's easy for both of them. That's the funny part. They can't use that one, so they have to pick personality traits. I much prefer the world where one doesn't acknowledge that he's heavy. Just be like, you're fat. Why do you think you can stand a chance? You're overweight. Have you ever seen in Mortal Kombat

where that character slams his foot on the ground and the fissure opens and knocks his opponent over? Mm-hmm. That's what Boogie needs to invest in. A certain fissure strikes. Something that uses his girth. That should be his next tweet. If I were a Boogie,

my move would be pushing. I would want to bully wings into a corner and then get my belly against him and use my belly to push him into the corner and get him off balance and then just sort of like right left like i'm don fry just fucking just like lean into him yeah yeah remember when don you've seen that don fry fight big dude with the mustache dude he's fighting that japanese cocksucker with the blonde hair, and they both have a hand behind each other's head, like fucking right on the thing back there,

and they're just wham, wham, wham, wham, wham, wham, wham, wham in the corner, and they don't stop. They don't stop for like a minute. The Japanese guy's face is just fucking exploding, and Don Fry is just – he looks like the brawny man. Kyle, my recollection is, let's say they don't stop. A minute seems like a long time, but call it 40 seconds. For the first 15, it's hard to pick a winner.

And then Don Fry just like creeping ahead. And suddenly the other guy vibes like he wants to stop. And Don vibes like, I'll stop when I'm ready. Oh, Don wanted that position. He was getting the best of it. He's just hitting so much harder. I mean, clearly, that guy died recently. The Japanese fellow, Don Fry, visited him in the hospital.

There's a hockey fight like that. I have Stockton in my head. I don't know. There was a hockey fight. The two just kept punching each other, each landing. I think one was in boston was the other tie domey i don't remember but it may have been yeah it was one of those like real defense punch punch punch tie domey was a great man i agree great man he i mean he's he was

fine but he was it's funny watching enforcers and like rough players from the 70s 80s and 90s because they make like it's a big intend to injure like they're like a lot of them like when they go this is outside the fights oh this is outside the fights no no you're talking about things because in the fight you're allowed to hit the guy like that's what oh i was meaning outside of fights like yeah like the little like lead up to a fight now it's a little more honorable where like they kind of skate up and like throw the gloves down like then it was like, I'm going to challenge that guy to fight, but

first I'm going to really cross-check him. I'm going to board him and wait for him to stand up, and then we'll fight. Something about that was fun. I hope I have this right. Maybe you know the... I think it might have been playoffs. Ty Domi is on one side, and Donald Brashear is on the other guy. And Donald Brashear,

this was at the time that he probably was the toughest guy in the NHL. At least I thought he was. And Taitomi ran up to him, grabbed him by the neckline. You think he's going to start a fight or something? And he yanks Donald Brashear's necklace off and throws it to the ground. And the cameras get this great close-up of a necklace sitting on the blue line i was like wow that's more badass than beating him up i think yeah it's just like he broke something of his it's mean spirited it's like it's just mean like ty domey's the one that

like often he'd get put in the box and he would get for like the audience benefit like nowadays if you see a player in the box they're almost trained like a zoo animal like don't respond to the animals hitting my cage like don't you know interact with them just wait like ty domi would get in there and someone would be like fuck you and he would like spend the whole two minutes like ripping into the guy and like hockey players are pretty good at like shit talking people and so he's just like insulting like whole rows of people he was right with his water bottle just like make a rainbow yeah like a douchebag have you seen the one where the player uh he stuck his stick through the gap in the boards and where the people were sitting next to him and he knocked all their beers off

the ledge somebody else no i was i think it was a minor league guy because the majors like the nhl be like what the fuck bullshit are you doing this guy like was getting heckled he's like fuck you and he knocked like six beers which is what eighty dollars of alcohol in a sports game that's fantastic i have i'm sure you saw it i think it was ty domey in the box and i think it was in philadelphia and they were like leaning so of course it's the Domi in the box and I think it was in Philadelphia and they were like leaning. So of course it's the stadium, right? So the stadium seating gets taller. I'm not doing it well on camera.

And so like two seats back from the penalty box, fans can kind of jump up and put their belt on top of the glass. And they're like yelling at Ty Domi pointing over him in this like altitude sort of dominating position. And then the glass fell on the player and suddenly they're in the penalty box with this caged lion and uh he didn't do nearly the damage he could have i think he just kind of like grabbed him by the collar and roughed him up and sort of showed dominance without injury it was well played i thought is that i remember it you know this if i recall like yeah he did The guy fell towards him and had that face of like,

now I'm in here with Ty Domi. And Domi just like, yeah, grabbed him and like had like the fist cock. And even he probably had the read in his mind of like, if I do this, my life changes drastically. Like, I don't think I should assault this fan. Oh, that's interesting. I'm not Mike Milbury in the 70s hitting fans with shoes i projected a much kinder like all right this isn't fair to him i i'm a professional at this i'll just scare him a little and call i'm probably

not giving him enough credit because because he did he did a better job than a lot of modern enforcers that actually coming off like a lunatic like he he did a good job than a lot of modern enforcers that actually coming off like a lunatic. Like he, he did a good job of that. There weren't really a lot of clips of him being like, yeah, I just have to go out there and play really hard. And as soon as I have to get physical, like he came off like,

yeah, I want to hurt him. Oh, that guy, I want to hurt him. Like, that's my job. I'm going to do like,

he was a tough, and he was only like five, nine. He was like the littlest enforcer ever. The, the teeniest little dude, which means that a lot of the time He got his fucking teeth handed to him quite Literally but still kept coming back

Ty Domi by the way that's what we're talking About Kyle I know this is real quick basketball I don't have anyone to hit it back with but My boy Joel Embiid Is the leader far and Away for MVP this year And that would be three years in a row A non-American wins MVP

Are Americans still the best at basketball? I don't even think we win the championship, do we? Every year an American city wins the championship. Oh, that's true. Except if, I guess, Toronto ever won. Yeah, they won a few years ago with Kawhi. But, yeah. Anyway.

Does Plan B cause abortions? If it works. Does Plan B cause abortions? If it works. Does Plan B call his abortions? No, cause. Cause? His abortions? Joel Embiid? I don't get it. I'm changing the topic away

from a person neither of us have heard of before. Say it again. I never heard that. I asked if Plan B is the equivalent of an abortion. Does it remove... Yeah, yeah, yeah. Do you think of that as an abortion? No.

Maybe. I don't know. Exactly. Maybe, right? Boogie, joining us in progress. Boogie, we're talking abortion. We're talking about Plan B and whether or not Plan B constitutes an abortion or not. Now, I started reading into this because when I found there was some pushback either way about whether it was, I was like, it's got to be science. And I start reading and every comment is backing their their their shit up with like stats and like they're linking me to where I can read up on this shit.

And both sides have like a side where they don't want to like be fully honest about what Plan B fucking does. They're like, oh, it makes the mucus membrane such that the sperm just can't get there. That's what it does. Some people are like, no, no. It's like a massive dose of birth control. It could never remove a fertilized egg. It prevents fertilization. It's like, no. The lady's ovulating for like five days. That sperm can live in there for like five days, three to five days. So if you give her Plan B on the third, what I'm getting at is they were both lying.

It definitely can cause a fertilized egg that has been implanted in the uterus to detach and be gone. And the other side was so afraid of admitting that that it was frustrating. Because the answer then becomes, yes, by some people's measure it is the abortion pill.

That's the word they're scared of. You ever hear of something called the death tax? The other side does not like when you call it that. You know what I mean? Everybody's got their own phrasing. Kyle, there's a bug on top of your headset. That's a friendly one. You're going to let that bug hang out on your headset?

You don't see it? I can see it. It's a friendly bug. I can tell from the fucking camera. I know him. You have a mosquito living on... Why? He's got a bug claw all over him. Is that a roach, Kyle? No, it's a stink bug.

What, are we going to bother him and get all stinky? He's been fueling them with old soda cans. He's been feeding them. Feeding them with old soda cans. Boogie, thank you for joining us. Hey for having us thank you for having me the uh the abortion take do we want to do that we want to finish that up you lost him but i i want to talk about he flew away kyle kyle he flew away he flew away he's he's not gonna bother you

there's also i'll be on the lookout there's a wasp in here earlier i got him with my fucking laser stink bug is like i don't want to be associated with no abortion talk. I'm going to get the fuck out of here. We lay our eggs by the thousands! Like the Nurgle. Because it's getting warm, their eggs are hatching and they're fucking everywhere. I hate stinkbugs.

We've been talking about the I guess still perspective fight between you and Wings for a bit. We're hoping it happens. I think it's pretty much a done deal. The only thing that has to happen is the contract has to get signed. That's like everything. Can I ask you, is the issue with the contracts not being signed, because we had this discussion earlier before you got here,

is it that you don't have that contract in your hands? Yeah, if it was in my hands, I would have already signed it. Is the same true for Wings? The issue is that you guys both don't have contracts to you. I think Keemstar is wanting to make a big ado. I think he's wanting to do a little film a little bit with me.

We can't really do a signing in real life because I'm not traveling all the way to Wings. Wings is sure not traveling all the way to me. Send a camera guy here and a camera guy there and then we'll do all that um and then like interview us a little bit so i saw i saw kind of what he was wanting to do um but i again i also wonder like ksi believes in this fight and stuff because like i mean i know keem does for sure but i don't know if he's like sure, but I don't know if KSI is like, yeah, I don't know if KSI believes in like the thing we're trying to do here, which is again, Keemstar's words set the internet on fire because me and two morbidly obese low cows going at each other in a stream is going to be fucking fun to watch. Your fight with wings is a much bigger deal to me than KSI with Joe.

What's his name? i don't even know who can well i think fournier is who is that i think keemstar said it best in that um once like youtube boxing became boxing it's boring now but it's interesting when it's like weird creators do like i i love watching like dad fights and watching like Harley fight. Those are good fights. I was interested in those because those are unique people and unique fights. And so, I mean, how much more unique can I get than like two 400 pound dudes slugging the shit out of each other? I mean, it's either going to be over quick or it's going to be like slow to watch. But hopefully one of us is going to fall.

Are you worried about that? Dude, if I fall, I'm not getting back up. I don't know. What is your biggest fear going into this fight, Boogie? I know mine might not be what you expect. My doctor's biggest fear is my biggest fear, which is like, so I had a conversation with my doctor, and this was like six months ago when it was potentially boxing same height.

It's a completely different situation, but still. I'm like, can I do this fight? And my doctor's like, you're not asking the right question, man. And i'm like can i do this fight and my doctor's like you're not you're not asking the right question man and i'm like what's the right question because should you do this fight and i'm like okay should i and he goes probably not at your age and your health that's a really bad decision like what what is your problem with it he's like stroke heart attack broken jaw broken back any of this stuff happens it's not going to heal correctly you have a stroke a heart attack you could die, broken back. Any of this stuff happens. It's not going to heal correctly. You have a stroke or heart attack, you could die in the ring. Can you handle that kind of stroke?

I'm like, I don't know, but what if we work up towards it? What if I lose some weight? What if I start training? And that's what got me back into the pool last summer. And I've been working on my mobility. I've been working on my endurance and trying to get there because I don't want to die in the ring. I don't want to either.

Can I give you some, like some genuine advice. Yeah. When people fall, they catch themselves incorrectly. It's our instinct is to do this. This doesn't work because, because these bones are some of the weakest in her body and you're going to be wearing gloves.

So it'll force your hands even worse. So if you were to fall and you try to catch yourself like that, you're going to break something. You really want to fall like this. Talk roll. Yeah. Like, like,

like, like fall with the back of your hand and not the front. Are you going to break? I broke my shoulder from a fall about this and roll? Yeah. Like fall with the back of your hand and not the front? I broke my shoulder from a fall about four years ago. Yeah, you shouldn't try to catch yourself at all. I tried to catch myself, and I just shattered my shoulder. What are you doing for training, Boogie? We've seen the clip of you maybe at home hitting a heavy bag of some sort. It's really not much.

I'm walking my dogs every day, and then I'm working on my footwork a little bit, and then I'm hitting my bag a lot, and I'm hitting the 15-pound weights whenever I'm watching YouTube or movies and stuff. And I'd say throughout the day since I'm probably still doing less than most people do at the gym in a week. Why haven't you gone to a boxing coach? I have one in the area who wants to work with me, and I'm waiting until the contract is signed before I waste his time.

I don't want to waste anybody's time. And so once this pen is on paper, he's more than glad to work with me. And I'm obviously going to need to because, like, I saw Wings doing his, like, I saw a clip of him watching a live stream tonight on my Twitch channel. Just a little shadow boxing. Yeah, a little shadow boxing. I saw his footwork and stuff, and I'm like, man, he's got to need some form. I don't see him doing any actual working out yet or anything like that.

I don't see him doing any strength training or anything like that, which is what I'm trying to do. I'm just trying to get stronger. Wings surprised me with his movement. I don't think if I were to shadow box, and I don't to embarrass myself but i think i'd look a lot like wings did you know which is to say not great but not not terrible i mean he's more agile than me on his feet like that's my biggest issue i'm probably heavier than wings right now if i had to guess i'm 390 um i think wings is taller than me i've never been in the same room as him. 6'4". Yeah, okay, so he's taller than me for sure.

He used to be 6'4". Woody, he believed you. I believe you. I don't know, man. Woody, you had the opportunity right there to allow him to go on imagining a giant. He's like, wait a minute. He's 375, 6'4"? Wait, that's like just a giant man.

I'm not lying. He's 375, 6'4"? Wait, that's like just a giant man. I'm not going to lie. You had me scared for a second. I was like, oh my God, he's going to have so much more reach and then he's going to be more agile. Thank God I haven't signed to that. How tall are you, Boogie? Dude, I'm 5'9 1⁄2", real close to 10,

so I call it 5'10". I've also called it 5'9 1⁄2". We're a little over 5'9 1⁄2". He's a little taller than you. I think if I'm hearing this right, as hopeful as you are and everybody else is that it happens, we are still in that hoping that it happens.

But if I might say so, you guys are promoting the fight, if you will, as if it's already a go. And so you're telling me about what you're going to do, where you're going to do, when you should be talking about why you're going to do where you're going to do when you should be talking about why you're going to do it i'll tell you why you're going to do it we'll get it going i'll tell you the why i'm

wanting to do it um i did a shitload of psychedelics recently i don't know i went the joe rogan route and one of the things i want to do while i've got your all's attention is to apologize to you guys and apologize to your audience because the last few times I was on your show, I was pretty much a right dick. And I kind of hate that I was that person. That's okay. We're dicks too. Yeah.

We're all dicks, man. It doesn't mean you want to, well, I was kind of a self-centered, obnoxious fuck face. And I kind of hate myself for being that person. Psychedelics has made me rethink a lot of that stuff.

So one of the reasons i'm wanting to do this is because it's an interesting story to tell it's an interesting way if i died in the ring that's a great way to go out right like people die but not everybody dies fighting for their life i would go viral can i can i interject a little bit yeah those are all nice those are real nice things you're saying but i wouldn't put down money for that what i put down money for is if you told me about what a piece of shit wings was and how you're going to put that pedophile down once and for all. How you think you may not put this is about putting an animal down. And you're talking about how he's the one who wanted to fight in London because the age of fucking consent.

You need to talk about how he's only going to London because there's some girl from Rainbow Six over there that he's wanting to meet up and he's bringing. Is that true? Okay, then I will... No! Murder this motherfucker. No, but you need to say these things. I'll tell you. You need to mean them.

For me, man, I'm just... I'm fighting for my life at this point. I'm fighting for my career. I'm fighting for people's respect. And here's the other thing. If I get like... I think I'm due an ass beating. I feel like a lot of people are going to want to watch me get my ass beat.

Now I'm trying to win this thing. Don't get me wrong. But if the downside of it is I get my ass beat for some of my obnoxious ass behavior, that's okay. I think that's worth seeing. I think that's worth watching. Now that's trying to do here,

but this is a fight. We go the other way. You need to go a fit. Cause here's what you got to do. You've got to upset him. That is your goal. Because if you can upset him, then he will say stupid things. How about I don't have that?

Then I just sucker punch his ass in the ring because he thinks I'm going light. And I just want to jab his ass and then I win. You can try it, but he's quick. All right. No, you're never going to sell me. He's definitely not quick. Yeah, actually, I do want to see Heel Boogie. I'm with Kyle on that.

All right, fuck it. Okay, all right. Let's see what I got. Not here necessarily. You don't have to make anything. No, I'm going to do it right now. I'm going to do it right now. Here we go.

This is for you, Kyle. This is for your audience, Kyle. It's for you. You're the one trying to pay. Wings has had every opportunity there ever was, okay? He could have been as big as me. He could have been bigger than me. But he puts his fucking foot in his mouth. The one thing wings of redemption needs to do is shut his fucking mouth.

And I'm going to shut his fucking mouth for him. If he just shut the fuck up and played some fucking video games and had a good time doing it, people would tune in and watch that shit and support that motherfucker. He had an opportunity when this call of duty shit was big. Look what you guys did with that opportunity. Okay okay everybody in this room was successful except jordy jordan so what the fuck is that about wings it's all about one thing it's your fucking mouth and i'm going to shut that fucking thing for you boom you have been called out wings now you have to come on the show and give your own soliloquy about boogie yeah and we're gonna drive it up we're gonna get excited i i'm excited i i'm i'm hoping that this fight isn't

what i'm i'm imagining like a 20 to 23 second bout before someone tragically falls over and it is and oh i don't think so i hope it's longer than that i just i don't know i think both of us can take a beating man and then we got like a pretty center mass like i don't know man i i think my mom used to do shit to me before breakfast okay i'm here for it i mean like i i mean for real though i'm not scared of wings but don't bring my mom yeah unless wings brings like a fucking cigarette lighter and a knife and shit i'm probably it's gonna be pretty great for me you know you're paying attention he's afraid of cigarettes

okay you should be smoking in the face off dude wings is gonna come in there like mrs doubtfire smoking into the ring and ready to bring up childhood trauma. The traumatizer, that's what they call them. Do you ever get burned with a cigarette, Taylor? I have not. I've been smoking a cigarette and dropped it and slightly hit my arm

and that's it. It's shockingly hot. I'm still in valor of it. For those who have never been burned by the cherry of a cigarette cigarette that's what you call the you know the embers on the tip um it's shockingly hotter than you would imagine it's it's like if you step on a cigarette barefooted it's really really fucking painful can you put it out with your tongue um man my my roommate used to do that shit when we'd be drinking and it was like his bar trick he put one out on his tongue and i would fucking like try to do it but i kept pussying out like

i would be like i would like like keep what i want to do is just barely tap my tongue and get the like the light a couple different places right i want to start with like a baby step right and like what i don't want to do is like realize he's tricked me and burn the fuck so no i never touched my tongue because i was too much of a pussy and i i just couldn't do it what i did do is break a beer bottle over my head because they had a trick for that and oh jesus and so no you don't have to hit yourself hard you just and it like falls apart and if you do it hard you cut yourself and what people people are so stupid like like they don't know if they've never done a thing before they don't you hit somebody with a bottle,

they follow through with this jagged piece of bottle gashing the guy's face up. That's how people get fucked up. They don't know how to just pop a bottle on somebody. Yeah, it's actually pretty safe to get a beer bottle broken over your head. Oh, a beer bottle's not that bad. If you're smart about it.

If you're smart about it. You have to play your cards right but you know lots of smart guys get bottles broken over them all the time i had you're talking about the uh the cigarette thing this guy i knew uh spencer in college he was we were it must have been after like a football game or something we were all hammered at a bar late late at night and we were all like pretty regular level drunk and he was like out of this world like not clearly not logging new memories drunk and he like was doing something where i watched him like he was like what is this and he like took his cigarette and started to put

it out on his arm and i was like oh spencer jesus he was like, and then like it didn't go out all the way. And then he took another drag of it, which just lights it again. Yeah, you're muted, Kyle. And then he put it started and he put it out a second time. And the next morning he was talking to my younger brother. My younger brother had told me this. He's like, dude, Spencer woke up and was like, dude, what the fuck happened to my arm? There's like a really bad burn or cut or something on there.

And it's like, you don't remember? Like you put out a cig that you kept smoking into your arm. You retard. Yeah, that's rough shit. Yeah. I've never, I stepped on one as a kid and like over the years from like, you know, smoking myself every now and then. I've been on road trips before.

I've made a lot of long road trips driving alone at night. And I've dropped cigarettes in my lap and down into the floorboards and stuff. And I always keep my calm because I'm like, the worst thing we could do is wreck. We're not going to wreck. So I'm just like, okay okay let's focus on getting this out but it's a it's fucking stressful because that it can burn through your pants like that cherry could land on my pants burn through them and it's in my underwear now rolling around so i have to like act quickly and decisively to get this shit out one of my favorite movies

uh planes trains and automobiles. Fucking John Candy smoking cigarettes all night long, chain smoking them, listening to the music, partying. Steve Martin's passed out next to him. And the chair, he flicks the cigarette, goes in the back, burns the whole goddamn car down. I've always been afraid of that too. I've had that.

Not smoking, but I used to do welding. Sometimes a little bit of molten hot metal will fall on you and uh i have like this leather thing on to protect me but it doesn't always land where i want it to so it lands like in between it or in my neck and it's i'm not driving so it's always like okay i need to reorient myself so i'm above it gravity wise i saw a video the other day i'm sorry i cut you off that's it i saw a video the other day. I'm sorry to cut you off. That's it. I saw a video the other day. I didn't watch it because I don't like this sort of thing.

But I think what happened was a glass blower grabbed the big blob of molten glass. Don't do that. Don't do that. That's like forbidden orange candy. You can't grab that stuff. Yeah, it's the bad licorice. I didn't watch the video because I didn't want to see it. But I did see a horrible video today uh from ukraine i saw a uh a russian like crawling out

of a trench and his like mid sections all shot up and his right arm is shot up so that it won't work anymore he's like whole front is covered in blood and he's like looking back down in the trench while his buddy burns his buddy's dead but he's like all burnt up and burnt and like flaming burning he's not and he's just sits there until he dies which doesn't take long it's pretty rough pretty rough stuff did you watch the one i linked about three days ago i said it was the worst one i'd seen so far yeah i didn't think it was that bad really it was impactful for me so for the audience sake there's a trench and off the side of the trench there's a hole a small little cubby cave and there's a dead body in front of that hole so you think to yourself oh this is a video about this dead body maybe they're gonna nade it or

whatever the drone drops the grenade it sort of bounces off the dead body and into the hole poof grenades going poof like it's not that dramatic it's never as bad as i think it's going to be and the guy's not as insta dead as i expect him to be i think a grenade's gonna just wreck him but apparently he's got a bunch of small holes in him that's terrible but it's it's not what i thought i thought it was an explosion not a fragment thing until this war so anyway the russian now he's visible to the drone and he takes his ak-47 and he puts it in his own mouth and he pulls the trigger and that's the end of him and it was just like whoa this guy decided to take the quick death it was hopeless and there

he is now next to the dead body in front of him. Two of them. Was that the first suicide you'd seen? No. I saw a guy use a pistol like months ago. Finished himself off with a pistol after a drone crippled him. Yeah, it's rough stuff. You know, get what you pay for. Fuck around, find out kind of stuff. Yeah.

If I put on a fucking uniform and grab a rifle and head to Mexico, it ain't going to go well for me. And nobody's going to feel bad. You heard about this missing YouTuber? No. Some missing YouTuber is like doing like some tourism stuff. I think Mutahar made a video about it, but he apparently got kidnapped in Afghanistan is where they're thinking is. I did see something about that. Like his name's Miles.

Yeah, yeah, it's's miles that's the person but i was just thinking like i can't imagine putting myself into that situation i put myself into some dumb situations but i don't know about like going to some of the places this guy has gone to i mean it seems like he's doing it for the right reasons. You know, what was he doing? I think it was just like trying to show people the way the world is and the way that people live. And yeah, you got what he said. Jesus. I go to the most,

this is just, this is just from his Twitter profile. I go to the most dangerous places on earth for fun. Afghanistan, Taliban takeover, South Sudan, Ukraine war. And I don't know if this is real,

but this looks like the Taliban PR posted like a photo of him with some Taliban people. It is with great sorrow to announce that we have lost contact with our beloved brother at Real Lord Miles. His last known sighting was in eastern Afghanistan on the 6th of March. We are doing all we can to locate him. The foreign ministry has informed the UK embassy Islamabad. Is this the guy that I've seen the video of having tea with the Taliban?

So I saw a video where I saw a video and it's and where a white man is like in his car and he stopped by like some Taliban guys. And he's so scared. He's like trying to make sure that everybody is OK. He's like, you're happy i'm here because i'm happy to be here is everyone happy and they're all like yes we are all happy and like okay they're like we would like you to drink tea with us is that a happy thing would would you would you like me too we're all friends right like he's so scared that they're just gonna take him on the building shoot him and like he And he basically goes and has nervous afternoon tea with them.

Nervous afternoon tea. Yeah. Zach, pull up that one I linked. It's a different Taliban PR statement that I guess they put up before this one when people were saying that the Taliban captured and killed him. No, look, the Taliban get a bad rap. Oh. Yeah, look at what they won against. Yeah, look at what they posted.

Our beloved brother, Miles Rutledge, is doing fine. The Islamic Emirates of Afghanistan will never hurt their guests. Rumor of his arrest are being circulated by state enemies in order to harm tourism and our magnificent nation. Tourism. Holy shit. Would they like us to go i'll go to afghanistan with you you want to go like here's the thing the only thing that's keeping me from not the only thing stopping me is i didn't think they wanted me if i knew that that group of guys

right there with the beards and the hats like like genuinely wanted to take me out and show me a good time in their country and like expose me to their and be like, this is my family and this is why I do this. I'd love that. I'd go to Afghanistan. I'd go. I'll say this, that video I watched, those guys seemed chill. The ones he had tea with or whatever. You could teach them proper form

lat pulldowns and stuff because they were bound to hurt themselves in the gym the way they were messing around with it. You can't train the enemy, though. I'm not sure. As soon as we're like, the government's are okay. They're going to train either way. You may as well help them avoid injuries.

Did you see Steven Seagal is literally teaching Aikido to the Russian troops for use in Ukraine? I'm not making a word of that up. I believe that someone in Russia led him to believe he's doing that. He is on the ground training Russian troops in Aikido in Russia led him to believe he's doing that. He is on the ground training Russian troops in Aikido in Russia right now. There is no way there's an actual soldier. Wait, Taylor, choose your words carefully before you disrespect the Sifu,

okay? Before I disrespect him. What's he gonna do? He's gonna come beat me up with his giant fist and his soy sauce hair fucking magic marker rob schneider tells the story about him like walking they're like wait wait wait and he's ignoring them he like walks off the boat into the water

or some shit when he comes back his all his hair is like all magic marker his whole hairline is so it's like running into his face and shit everybody hates that guy he's he's a real deplorable dude he's been a russian citizen since 2016 it says what yeah they love him over there like his movies are huge over there he makes a bunch of movies over there yeah dude i saw a i saw a clip on a youtube video of him doing a full fight scene while sitting in an office chair and even i thought even i thought i'm not that fucking lazy oh come on i mean if i i would if i could maybe right but like shit stand up a little it's not as lazy boy yeah he's uh there's whole youtubers who do nothing but doggone steven seagal movies because he makes like 10 a year or something right now and he'll

be in like 10 minutes of a 90 minute movie. Uh, and then he'll, he'll sit in the chair for a lot of it. Like he doesn't like getting up. Hmm. I do. He's making money a while ago doing sort of around boogie said his biggest fear in a potential fight was the health issues that things as doctors afraid of Taylor,

what would your biggest fear be if you were to step into the ring? Like, what are you afraid of? Injury. I'd want to make sure i was very very pleased with how my my body looked before i got in the ring i'd be self-conscious about that and other than that and like wanting to look good i would just be like okay lose if you're gonna lose like if it becomes obvious that you're losing, stretch it out in a way that's not embarrassing and get to the timer. That would be my thought.

The worst fear would be getting in there, feeling fat, and then getting the shit kicked out of me and just waking up a little wealthier on the ground. That's going to be somebody's reality. I'll go next. I already said that the humiliation of just being beaten by another man especially in public because like if it was private it wouldn't bother me if some dude knew he had beaten me up that doesn't bother me because he earned it he beat

me up but i just don't want everybody to know you know like that was what i was afraid of in high school when i it was like fuck i don't everybody seem to get beaten up yeah like i was never afraid of it's bad optics here's my thing i i just want to conduct myself with courage like ideally i win maybe i lose but everyone should leave thinking that like i wasn't scared that i gave it my all i i'm close enough to fit that i'm pretty sure i can look good you know yeah you look good with a few weeks notice um so like i can get that under control i don't want to be embarrassed but my the cause of embarrassment i don't want to be a pussy i don't want it's a lot easier for you to step in you for you i think it's the easiest decision because like you look amazing for like your age and i don't think you right and it's not just the curve

like like you look amazing for somebody like 10 years younger than you like like like my neighbor's fucking a doughy cocksucker and he's like 25 like you know what i mean like like you look great so like like you there's very few ways for you to lose face doing a YouTube boxing type thing because you have like a year's worth of boxing training and like a couple years worth of jujitsu training. Like you getting roughed up is not a fear. You getting in there and like mixing it up with another dude. There's no fear there. Like and I saw your dance competition. Humiliation does not faze you, sir.

I don't my house shit i'm already an adult all these children that i am in the same league with, like, like, and honestly, that probably was a big thing. It's like, even Kyle,

like who was older in that group of us, you know, like we were all in that way more kind of over socialized, hyper sensitive about like, what will people think? And Woody was the one late thirties. Like, I don't care.

I have children. I will dance. You want me to put a tutu on as long as the check clears, bitch? I love it. I don't have maybe the self-confidence to do that. I wouldn't have wanted... I think I'd be a bad dancer, too.

I don't like to dance. Woody at a party... We went to a party one time and my girlfriend wanted to dance with the girl I was with anyway. And I'm like, you want to talk to Woody? Or maybe Woody was like, I'll take you. Like one way or the other. I grabbed Kitty. Who's that?

The girl that did the apple chip. What, Jess? I Justine, maybe. Oh, you were dancing with everybody. Yeah, it was I Justine's party. It might have been. It could have been. I don't know.

Yeah. High rollers. So, Taylor, you're worried about looking good. Here's the thing. Neither me or Wings are ever going to look good. So that's the question. We don't have to worry about that. And Woody, you're afraid of not looking brave.

Here's the thing. Me and Wings cannot look anything other than brave because this is just a stupid idea for both of us, right? Like we're facing some insurmountably stupid decision making. And we're facing some really big fears. I like bad decisions. I'm down. Yeah. And I think that's one of the reasons.

So, Kyle, what would be your biggest fear, though? It's what I said earlier. With any fight, like public or whatever, it's embarrassing to be beaten up by another dude and it's uh because um i mean i i would look fine i would probably be the bigger stronger guy uh come fight time unless they at one point like i was i've i've been offered a fight it was in the fucking bare knuckle boxing league you may have heard of with the professionals against a former ufc contender that's what i got offered he said he said yes yeah and i said yeah yeah i i what i did was i said hell fuck i said hell fucking no in private but in public i dogged him relentlessly so he's on he's on instagram he's like i know he's all juiced up

but i've fought against guys like that before i'll take him on and it's like dude you are really just biting the apple here you're biting the fish hook is yeah taking the bait taking him down the road with me and i don't know i like fucking with people i guess especially somebody like that because i know diego like i'm a fan of diego's i suppose like not in the way that like i root for him but like i've watched that guy every every fight i he has some he has one of the there's a few moments like if you were to watch like a montage of the ufc's history where like some big things happen brock lesnar did some crazy shit here and there but there's one where diego

sanchez walked out frothing at the mouth foaming at the mouth screaming something i think it was prayers while holding a big crucifix not a wooden one but like a like like one of those catholic bedazzled crucifixes like you take to get Dracula with. He had like an anti-Dracula crucifix. And he's coming out. He's just like, fucking... He's like screaming some crazy shit. And it's like, dude, you're about to fight a man.

And then like his last fight before he really like... I think it might have been his last fight in the UFC. I think he was foaming at the mouth during the fight. Like in a weird, creepy kind of like, are you rabid or something kind of way, like white stuff at the corner of his mouth. It was crazy. They want me to fight that motherfucker.

And you would have won, and I stand by that, and I would encourage you to pursue. Jesus, let me beat up Lion's Tech Tips or something. About the fight coming up with you and Wings like is it encouraged for you to pick up a persona a character something like that a costume perhaps the green bastard from parts of the green bastard would be great i'd love to do the green bastard i was thinking if

you can get the licensing nailed down if you could kind of like come dressed as grimace i was like trying to get like some silk shorts but they don't make that much silk so i don't know that's gonna work out you could contact like a sailing company right yeah i was literally like wings and i were talking like where do we get where do we get shorts amazon goes to like three x you and wings are talking behind the scenes cordially i'm not i wouldn't call it necessarily cordially we're in a group chat with king star and stuff um okay so like you know that's better than i yeah you're not like sucking each other's dicks over here or anything no i thought like low-key you guys were like friends like all right you know like are you scared yeah

i'm scared too i think it's gonna be a while it's gonna be a while till i'm friends with wings no offense like i'll do respect for another locale or whatever you want to call us right but at the same time i'll i'll see us breaking open a fucking Mountain Dew anytime soon. You've got a real house, don't you, Boogie? Don't you live in a real house? I live in a place that has multiple doors and has no wheels on it. Let me ask you a question.

You and your cross-faced. See? This is the kind of shit we do. I would point out that if your mama, for example, wanted to, she could not hook a big truck up to your house and drive away with it. Absolutely not. That just ain't true in Conway, South Carolina.

I would point out things like that. I'd be mean and ruthless because you've got to trigger him to come back or to lose control. You're a foundation owner. You were talking about not wanting to watch the world see you get beat you get beat up dude if i lose to wings that's gonna be some embarrassing shit no well look i'm not gonna embarrass he may be 10 years younger me he fucking taller he may be better looking or what i don't fucking know but you know i again i i think wings beats my ass up i shit i don't think you should feel embarrassed at all losing to wings

because of all the things you just said like he's going up against somebody bigger lighter taller like if he loses to you that's how you gotta think about you're absolutely right here like all the pressure is on wings you're the underdog dude yeah you're the underdog here. He's the one who should feel the fucking pressure. All you've got to do is fucking have a Rocky-esque moment and go the distance. That should be your goal, is fucking finishing, like getting to the fucking end. Because Wings, like we've said,

he's bigger, faster, and stronger in all the ways that matter. And he's younger, too. And he hasn't had the health issues that you've had to deal with or the background that you've had to deal with. He's got a lot of advantages going into this thing. Silver spoon, he was born. So you shouldn't feel bad at all for losing that guy. Hey, Kyle, if you could fight one YouTuber, Kyle,

who would you fight? See, I don't watch YouTube. It doesn't have to be YouTube, TikTok, fucking celebrity if you want. I mean, there's a reason that Harley called out Dr. Disrespect. content creator it doesn't have to be youtube okay celebrity if you want but i mean i mean there's a reason that harley called out dr disrespect um because a if you lose to the doc who's fucking surprised but if you have a flash of a moment against him everybody's gonna kiss your ass and it's also a massive draw so you'd make a lot of fucking money so i'd want to fight someone like that regardless of what of what they're going to do to me um because i think that a rational person will look at

like outcomes based on the matchup like like like i wouldn't be embarrassed to lose to a professional fighter i'd be scared to lose to one that's why i didn't want to fight diego because they wanted me to fight in bare knuckle boxing. They wrapped their hands with like tape and they cut each other a lot. They're off. Their faces are often shredded up. And this is a guy. This is a fucking professional athlete. Oh, yeah.

He would have destroyed something beautiful. He destroyed my fucking ego. He'd have murdered me. He could kill me with his hands. So like I wouldn't want to do anything like that. But I don't know, man. I really don't watch a lot of content in general. I would want to make as much money

as possible, though. That would be all I care about. Oh, yeah. I get what you're saying. Kyle's making a lot of sense. You want to call out someone who's a draw. That's why I'm using this opportunity. Jenna Marbles, come at me, bitch. You and I. I saw you handling your animals. You like it rough?

Well, that's how I'm going to give it to you on October 31st. So put your fucking mask on. Is she rough with animals? She's rough without her makeup on, and she's rough with animals. See, I hit her like three times there on the spot in 15 seconds. What does she do to animals? Bullies them, makes fun of them. I could be wrong.

She loves her animals. She's a wonderful person. I'm just trying to pick a fight with General Marbles now. I'm just trying to get the facts. I'm a journalist. She doesn't actually have any animal abuse. She's got those cute little whippets. She likes small dogs. Marbles, maybe? Is that the dog's name?

I don't know. Kermit was one of them. I had a girlfriend who loved Jenna Marbles. I would watch a ton of Jenna Marbles on the couch sitting next to her. It's always fun. You know what?

That's the worst version of her on the left. I kind of take that and say she's an artist. She's a millionaire that's the that's uh that's all i care about yeah she's beautiful yeah and and clearly she's a talented makeup artist as well that's just one of her many qualities that's all you've shown me yeah you've just shown me another wonderful thing about jenna marbles and they show a picture as the comparison of like her bad lighting half blinking. The glasses are crooked.

Did you notice how crooked her glasses were? It was the worst. I mean, it was from her video. Do you guys look at TikTok at all? If not, you need to look before you spend time on it. No, I go on YouTube Shorts. I don't let the Chinese into my

review. I think she's on Shorts and Instagram as well. She looks like what is that stupid uh wreck it ralph movie you remember like the the the the girl that is played by sarah silverman in this film you know she looks identical to her in real life and she works like starbucks and makes these lip sync videos those are pretty terrible um But she had a video that went viral where she did her makeup in a day. She looks nothing like that. Like, literally is fucking insane how transformative makeup can be.

I mean, it can probably make me look like a skinny person. But the fact is, some of these women do not look anything like the way they do with the way they present themselves. Forget filters and everything else you know you see the uh yeah like makeup itself is ridiculous that do you see that like maybe like a korean or japanese like there was this motorcycle influencer that was like had a bunch of followers for posting pictures of herself riding bikes and looking all sexy and hot. And it turns out that it was literally just like a 45-year-old, 50-year-old Asian dude with long hair. And so the only part of the video that was somewhat real was his long hair. And it came out without the filter.

And it's just a middle-aged Asian man's face. Zach, please. He had millions of followers as a motorcycle guy this like caught my attention yeah he he just posed as this like super hot totally fuckable chick who's into motorcycles which i think is a thing that happens in video games and in guns sometimes you're like oh she likes what i like isn't she amazing look at that that's with him without a filter the same person yeah technology and the chinese age really well so that's probably an 85 year old man now he's 102 i mean hair looks exactly the same the guy really guy conditions he does pretty nice hair hair yeah he's got a good hairline as well it's good hairline you know

i see this guy this guy saw lemons and made lemonade and probably made a pretty penny from it so i think this entrepreneurial way to monetize that shit i don't know what things are like in asia i've never been you know um who's the alpha male or sigma male you probably know him he's like uh he's like a 10 pack he's not real are you talking about giga chad yes that's what i'm going with i wonder if he's monetized yeah giga chad is what i'm going with you know sometimes you get close and the sigma male guy is the one that goes i wonder if giga chad is able to get rich with his persona. I have no idea.

Is that a real guy? Yeah, he's like Eastern European or something, I think. Derek tracked him down and went to sponsor him, and he just doesn't look like that at all. There's been a lot of examples of that, right? Wasn't there one that went viral on Instagram, a creator that literally didn't exist? It was all digitized CGI.

Really? Holy shit. It came out that she didn't actually exist, and she gained followers from it. She didn't lose followers as an influencer. She became a more powerful influencer because people were just like, wow, it's kind of neat that this person doesn't actually exist.

I mean, there's an AI deepfake Only only fans page with tons of followers i was i was like watching a video about today like i don't know who follows that but it's not even a person i don't know you you have a company like most people have a management company do their like handle their only fans comments and stuff like that when it gets to a certain size if you're going to deal with that volume and like still do like like something to at least organize for you and be like all right you owe this many videos to this many people and like you know categorize everything for you so i saw i saw a cat i saw a leak come out saying that like a lot of like indian people were doing um customer service for only fans sections like in like when you dm DM the girl or pay to talk to the girl,

then you're just actually talking to some dude in India. And that's the most depressing shit in the world. Can you imagine some dude paying 50 bucks to get a dick rating from some girl he's obsessed with on the internet? And it's just like, very good dick. That's crazy.

This is a really good penis that you have in your pants. And I very much want to, you know, to be stroking it for you. I will do whatever is the necessity to make you come. I am

going, baby, you believe me? You're so sexy to me. Hakash or whatever his name is on the other one stop boogie i have to get to the bottom of this so maybe two shows ago something like that you told us the story yeah how some guy maybe made overtures towards your wife or something towards your girl at the time and you gave him the mean stare and he knew that you meant business and was physically intimidated and backed off yeah yeah i was probably talking out of my ass a little bit yeah uh yeah there's definitely been instances where people have mouthed off at my wife

and i just gave him like you know an earful but i mean it's not like i'm ever gonna beat anybody up come on yeah okay but like you you take a woman into a man at the gathering shop people are gonna you know, an earful. But I mean, it's not like we're going to beat everybody up. Come on. Yeah. Okay. But like you take a woman into a Magic the Gathering shop, people are going to be shitty to her and that just sucks. Really? Yeah. These guys don't know how to be around a woman, some of these guys. And there's some of them are on the autism spectrum and shit.

And so probably the worst example... Taylor's not here to defend himself, by the way. You talk about magic players. Worst example examples we're playing like this group game two at a giant game and like i was head a she was head b so like all the decisions go through me and then we're playing like my friend james and seth and like james was head a and seth was james b or head b and so like this guy walks up and he's watching our game and it's like oh it's so weird that you're playing the game for her she doesn't even know

how to play i'm like what are you talking about man she's like well she's you know most women don't know how to play this game so i'm glad you're helping her and i'm like dude this woman like she drafts at my house every saturday night she beats most of my friends most games she's been my friend playing like 10 games in a row what are you talking about and he's like well i don't know man just like i've never seen a lot of women play i'm like go fuck yourself uh and that's probably the incident i was talking about but no man i'm not you know other than other than me just running my fucking mouth you know i i could live without asking about it i need it yeah i'm glad ask me ask me anything ask me anything okay you talked about psychedelics what do you take taking mushrooms so there's a documentary

coming up that you'll be able to watch on youtube on a channel mike clum is the guy who filmed it with me and like i've seen some of the clips it's fucking hysterical uh i think it's really interesting and we were looking for something to do in during the seven days he was staying here and i'm like hey i know there's a native american shaman who wants to like help me and i don't know exactly what he wants to do but he wanted me to like talk to him and so we did five milligrams of penis envy mushrooms out in the middle of a forest on like this fucking special land with a waterfall and stuff you probably mean five five grams five grams okay yeah i don't know why i keep saying milligrams but yes five grams of penis envy and you can see all of this in the documentary like we i i hope i i know he's going to include

this part uh you can say like the handful of dosing watch me eat it and everything and then i go for you it went great man i died which was do you want to hear like the scientific or more like the spiritual no i just want to know what you saw and felt um i saw the the fractals for the universe that was really cool like every the fractals that make up everything what was your environment like were you in a bed were you in a tp we're in the middle of the woods and i was in like a shitty lawn chair from walmart like one of those foldable chairs i think and uh it was near a lake near a waterfall and the muddy the ground was like super muddy so i was like really afraid to get up, thank God,

because otherwise I'm sure I would have wandered. And then I saw the ether that we all came from, and then I realized we're all the universe, and the universe is all us, and we are all intertwined, and we should be not shit at each other if we could. I also died during the experience, which was neat, and now i'm pretty certain i know what death is like what do you mean by that i completely left my body like

my body was was in one place and my brain was elsewhere my spirit or my consciousness left and uh oh i pissed myself because at while i was while i was out of my body as i was coming back into it i realized I pissed myself. So that was neat. All of that's in the thing. Then the second trip. Go into the title. He pisses himself.

The second trip was two weeks ago, and I think it's going to be my last. But we did probably irresponsible amount of MDMA. I've never done that. So is that a psychedelic MDMA? I've never done that. So is that a psychedelic MDMA? Apparently. Apparently, yeah. MDMA, we're talking about... Molly or ecstasy or... Ecstasy.

So it was actually... That was the one that made me realize just what a sensational asshole I've been over the last few years and it really made me self-reflect on a lot of the decisions I've made and a lot of the harm that I think I've done inadvertently. And, uh, I think what it really taught me more than anything is a lesson that I think wings needs to learn, which is I realized that I'd sought comfort my whole life because I

had like a rough start. Right. And by seeking comfort, I created my own personal hell. And that's a shitty, shitty way to live. So it's much better to do the hard stuff now so you can have an easier life later than it is to try to have an easy life now. And that's my biggest regret. And if I can teach people that through that documentary or through this fighting or through my YouTube channel or being on the show or something like that, I think that's cool. I think you don't have to do these psychedelics. In fact, I don't recommend it unless you have a shaman or a doctor or someone who can walk you through this. Don't do this shit

recreationally. Do this shit with a professional. Taylor, do you have a shaman hat? I could buy one, man. Do you have a shaman accent? If you got the accent and the hat, then that's all you need. I imagine I could just do Native American. accent that's all if you if you got the accent in the hat then that's all you need because i really i imagine i could just do native american oh that's good the same i am a medicine man and i i'm a future teller and the future tells me in a few years we're about to get blown the

fuck out by some people way over across the sea. They're going to show up with shit that goddamn we aren't even close to. I want to hang his ways ahead on the tech tree. The way you phrase that, it sounds like you've had some psychedelic experiences, have you? What have you done? Are you talking to me or Taylor? Or any of you. Me, i've done two things i've done

mushrooms they didn't have a name though or anything but yeah psychedelic mushrooms and um under the guidance of like therapists and whatnot i did uh ketamine yeah yeah i really wanted to do that as well the ketamine i think was five times it might have been six but it was one of those and um that was a really good experience. Can you speak to its efficacy? Like, did it help? What was that last word? The hope? Like efficacy?

Did it help? Oh, did it help? Yes. Yeah, it really did. So I've talked about the show before so quickly. They give you a dose based on like, you know, your previous drug experience and the size of you. And then you take it and you say, all right, this is, this is what it was for me. And what it was for me the first time I was like,

I felt it. I felt like I was happy and covered and sort of like, uh, like on a warm slip and slide as I sort of got together with my thoughts. And there was no second guessing all of my thoughts, all everything that I was thinking was right. According to me, you know, it's like, these are the realizations. This is what Colin needs. This is what Jackie needs. And this is what fills my bucket. These are the things that I was trying to work out. And, uh, there was no, yeah, but that doesn't happen on ketamine and ketamine. All your ideas are genius. And afterwards I wrote them down and everything. And I told her, Hey, it worked. And I felt that it was a good vibe, but kind of like if you're a little drunk and then your parents come downstairs, suddenly you're like not drunk.

You can push it down. It's like I don't want to be able to push it down. I want to be so drunk that it's like, mom, I'm so drunk. That's where I want to be. So they nearly doubled my dose. I want to say don't get caught up on the numbers but maybe it went from like 250 to 400 like something like that and uh and then the next four or five trips were were that much more hardcore and every one of them was a positive

experience and um thumbs up expensive i think i paid 1200 for six trips yeah it's very expensive i hit a hit of acid's ten dollars i mean mine was free so it can't be free a hit of acid's ten dollars but like where i am one i have no idea where i could find acid um and two if i did i don't have like a friend group to be the tour guide to tell me what a dose is, what to expect. I bet you know a guy who rides recklessly who probably could take care of you there. Actually, a lot of my motorcycle friends aren't super local. They're like six hours away. You didn't get – never mind.

I want to do DMT. That's what I want to do so goddamn bad. Acid is fun um if i could do acid if i could do acid twice three times a month maybe even i would uh i think one times a month is what i read you're like you're supposed to do um but um i would love or like the most you're supposed to do i would love to do dmt i want to go on that scary fucking elf-finding trip, man. I want to see beings and I want to commune with them and I want to take a huge dose the first fucking time. I see those

people pussying out and hitting that vape. Like, no, we're going deep. I want to go as... I want to see some shit. You don't want to dabble? Make sure it agrees with you first? You just want to take off? Even on 4 or five hits acid or whatever i took it was like the the biggest thing what with the visuals was things kind of looked

all melty and and squiggly and stuff things like moved like for sure if you looked at them but like i wasn't going somewhere else like this room was squiggly i want to leave this reality. Fuck this room. I want to fucking tear the fucking drywall away like I'm Alice in Wonderland and go to the fucking underworld. I want to see Zeus or some fucking... You want to see fucking something neat? I want to see some wild shit, yeah. I don't want to throw up.

I'll throw up if that's the price I got to pay. I know with ayahuasca, which I'm probably... The guy in our Discord only threw up a guy for Boogie's Benefit. A guy in our Discord smoked DMT for us in our hangout so we could see what it was like. The first time was all fine, and you're not supposed to do it two times back-to-back.

And he did, and it made him very sick. I wouldn't say very sick. He vomited. Have you ever seen a kid spit up on themselves? He kind of did that. ever seen a kid spit up on themselves like he kind of did that kind of like burbled up on himself and kind of a scary way because he wasn't fully conscious or with it he he was vomiting in our dimension but his mind was still partially in another galaxy circling around a fucking black hole or some shit dude spitting

up as like like if you if you while describing that just went and just kind of spit up a little bit on yourself do you know how alarmed i would be i'd be like are you all right like stop the show get kyle's no no i'm just i'm just cool i'm into drugs i i really want to do that um i i don't want to i wish i could find a legal way to do it isn't it legal in oregon i i mean all of the like that's on my schedule if i want to go that way so like talk to the medicine man because apparently they're allowed to do all of this stuff is he on a reservation no he's just uh he's i've been to his place it's definitely not a reservation he's like they allow it believe me nobody stopped us all day he's actually he's actually got like certification from the state of arkansas certification from the united states like

where it's all allowed and he's like it's like this ron swanson i can do this i got my shaman license, as you see here. Here's my hat. What more could you want? No, like whether I don't want to skirt any legalities or I want to just like, you know, I just really want to go on that DMT trip. But I found acid to be a ton of fun. That was so nice, especially uh watching movies on it with like the the sound up loud um i loved fantasia i was having such a great time watching fantasia like those colors

are so beautiful um and then we'd go outside and we would it was very cold outside and the cloud it was one of those nights where it's really clear but there's thin clouds that are fast moving past the moon and so you get that weird perspective of the moon, like being obscured and then like revealed over and over and on acid. That was neat. That was the coolest part. One of my takeaways from hearing this though, is how you crushed it on the set and setting, which is such a big point.

If people aren't in the psychedelic world at all, set and setting is the mindset that's set. And setting is, of course, the place. And like, where I had my good experiences, in a bed, scented candle, blindfold, pre-chosen music, weighted blanket. Like, that's my setting. That's my cup of tea.

Kyle nailed his setting. Alice in Wonderland, a group of friends, safe place, you know, like, and he had the fun that he was looking for there was this one youtube video we watched because i was i was searching on i had my youtube shit hooked up to the big projector and i think i voice searched like psychedelic video cool music and it was this video of like water being pierced by a craft on water moving really fast, but a digitized version of that.

It's sort of like cutting through the... I can't even describe the visuals now, but what it would do is every now and then when the beat would hit, because it would build, build, build, build, and then boom, no, no, no. All of a sudden

everything would go up by a magnitude and it was just every time like the screen would would shift it was mind-blowing and then like i hate to keep shitting on dirty about how i'm ruining my fucking trip and everything but like just i'm trying to like focus on this like crazy visual on the screen you know if you're like staring at a 3d puzzle how you got to get in that like mindset a little bit to like see the spaceship like your costanza and i'm trying to do that and he's like you know being a little wimp on the ground crying because he's scared of the loud music or fucking alice he was scared of out no he's scared of mickey that's what it was that's i'm on his team with that one mickey's a scared cat he In Fantasia, you were afraid of him? He was doing his spells.

He had the brooms and the buckets coming up the stairs and everything. As a young child, that was a little unnerving because they play creepy music and they're kind of going up that dark tower, if I recall correctly. Oh, God. Even

now. Is that it? No, no i don't i don't know what that is but like like like that's what the colors are like sometimes in fact like i i still remember how blue alice's fucking dress was i was like i've never seen that color blue before that's like i feel like i'm looking at like layers of blue that are deep and powerful like i'm just staring at her dress it's just uh assets wonderful i've never done it but it's more about obscuring this reality and making this reality we're in as fun and nifty as it can be so you're very giggly for my mushroom trip i got a lot of

that um and like just looking to the moon and looking at the sky and like looking out of the water as dark as it was the weirdest thing that i experienced was uh at some point uh ryan is like close your eyes that's the shaman it's like close your eyes though i know right my name is ryan mcgillicuddy and today i will guide you he's not native american born he's like certified by the native american church this part of right uh he has a really interesting story if you ever look this guy up he's fascinating but it's his story to tell please google me do not believe what he said he's like close your eyes and you'll be able to see those fractals still and i could like see the trees i could see the

fucking water i could see the sky and i could see ryan and i could see the fucking water. I could see the sky and I could see Ryan and I could see his dog. But what I couldn't see was the cameraman or the producer that were there filming that. And like I told him, I told him, like, why can't I see Mitch and Mike? And he goes, because they're not rolling with this, man. It's just me and you here. And I'm like, why can't I see your dog? He's like, my dog's always here. Dogs are always here. And I'm like, I don't know how much of that i imagine how much

of that shit i dreamt and stuff but it was fucking beautiful and i wept i was so happy it was the first time in my life i've ever experienced actual happiness and i'm like man the world is beautiful and i'm so fucking glad to be a part of it and then the mdma gave me the very similar experience to the ketamine that you had woody which was i wasn't allowed to block or defend myself or like get them with the way of myself at all and like he was playing a lot of music in between like the talk therapy and he put on uh imagine dragons bad liar and then i just realized how many people i have hurt in my lifetime, either inadvertently and stuff like that.

And I'm just like, hey, I literally have no way to defend that at all. And the people I've let down on YouTube or the audience, your audience, I annoyed the shit out of the last time I was here. I stuff like that. I'm like, man, instead of trying to come up with an excuse or be defensive, I didn't have one. I was just like, no, instead of trying to come up with an excuse or be defensive, I didn't have one. I was just like, no, it just kind of sucks sometimes. You did with those teenagers who threw

that rock off the overpass, did. Remember those guys? Those five teenagers? They threw this six-pound rock off an overpass and killed this family man. Hit him in the face with it. That is what Buggy did. Yeah, essentially. And the judge was getting ready to make an example of him,

and they all pled guilty and read tearful speeches, and they got off with like a year or two in probation after murdering that man. And they're on video doing it and cheering that they got him. Damn, I didn't know that. Yeah, yeah. Ooh. That's what you did

throwing a spiritual stone yeah it's just such a good comparison it's hard just know where to start breaking it down there's so many inroads that are so since so many of us had experience, positive experiences with these drugs or medications or whatever you want to call them. I, my question to you is why do you think they're illegal?

I don't know. They, they just, it seems like everything's illegal until it's not. I have my theory. Cause number one, the ketamine treatment, finally we're getting that recognized that.

And if you look, there's a documentary you can watch on Netflix called How to Change Your Mind, which is really eye opening. It's one of the things that led me to wanting to do this and stuff. And so we are quickly, quickly, like in the last 20 years ago, which is fascinatingly fast. We've known all of this information on how psychedelics can help people with depression, PTSD, anxiety, stuff like that since the 60s. And we successfully performed those studies then and then made it legal under, I guess, Nixon and his war on drugs and stuff. But we're finally finding legal means for this stuff. And like Colorado, you can buy shrooms and you can get stuff to microdose with or you can get enough to take a trip. I think eventually we'll see that legal in the United States. But but my question is why do you guys think it was illegal for so

long and i think it will all be legal at some point for sure um at least in in controlled uses there'll be controlled substances but you know you have to have a way to get access to them yeah i mean there's like lobbying from pharmaceutical companies you know because they already have proprietary blends of things that you know claim to handle certain diseases or usually western medicine's a lot about treating symptoms of a disease and you know they have a lot of power and so they don't want you to smoke weed for your glaucoma they want you to take this proprietary pill plexative vam or whatever the fuck it's called, and you take that and they make money from it. Seems like most things come down

to money, so I would wager powerful people made more money by it not being legal. I don't know. Maybe it's my naivete. I figured it was just guilt by association. Drugs are actually bad, many of them.

Pharmaceutical ones can be bad um let's all agree crack is bad heroin is bad meth is pretty fucking bad meth is pretty bad and you know if i'm nixon who's perhaps never even done drugs does his friends didn't do drugs i don't know but like just totally uneducated i'm like fuck all right mushrooms pot crack cocaine heroin meth let's make it all legal he just didn't know enough to be like actually these can have their upsides he personally may not have but like there was data like that we we've known for a long long time that like weed isn't re for madness like it doesn't make you a murderer and that stuff like we knew at the time

it's kind of like the same way that they'll be like yeah Nancy Grace that stupid bitch like that with all her nonsense but like even now like they'll be like do you know in the 1920s and 30s they didn't know cigarettes were bad for you and it's like that is a lie they 100%

knew cigarettes were bad for you and it's like that is a lie they 100 new cigarettes were bad for you for the entire time people have smoked things the whole time people have been smoking things they noticed like hey did you notice that little feathered the chimney little chimney fucking died that's because he was roasting all day like that's like people notice that kind of shit so like the idea that like doctors in the 20s getting paid checks by the Camel Corporation or Marlboro were like, oh, yeah, I choose Camel. It's like they know it was bad. Like they they knew that. And I would I would put the same thing like they knew weed wasn't that bad.

Like they knew that taking drugs like shrooms and weed and putting them in the same category as horrifying shit like meth where like it's very tangible when you see someone like you you guys know when you see someone on meth in public you instantly know they're on meth because there's a very a lot of idiosyncrasies with meth like and it's it's a jarring dental issues grab my attention some dental issues yeah and it's just a horrible drug like weed that doesn't really happen on the same token though like it's that old fucking south park episode where they talk about like yeah weed will make you for some people it will make you a lazy bum like so be wary of that like if you're a wake and bake guy and you're not getting anything done

in your life like just because the weed isn't causing a health issue doesn't mean it's still not something. I mean, everything in moderation. I know coming from me, that's super critical as fuck, right? You know, going back to what you said, though, like I do think big pharma and medicine and the doctors and stuff, I think a lot of it was about control because what is making something illegal

is literally controlling people, right? But also I think it's kind of like a shortcut to some uh healing some ailments like depression anxiety and stuff like that i'm not going to be i'm off of my antidepressants now for almost three months and that was good money they were getting for me every single month right so if you ever think about when you think about what big pharma and like the medical industry does to people or just corporations in general, imagine what it's like to be a fucking big fat fuck. Because number one,

when you're a kid that like selling you happy meals and shit and creating like this very positive association, Ronald McDonald handing a fucking balloon and jerking you off and giving you a cake and shit. Every time you go to McDonald's. Right. I remember McDonald's. Yeah.

They literally did. I remember the handjob. Yeah. And then grimace feels you up in the ball pit it was horrible and you fucking balloon up right and you you don't really know how to control what you eat you're self-medicating with food and you've been taken advantage of in that way because you're a good consumer they love a good consumer right they'll cut you the deals they'll sell you the food they love that fat fuck right and then when get sick, they catch you on the other way going down. They fucking, they, they, they, they, they get your money on your way up as you're ballooning up.

They get your money as you're ballooning down and they get your money as you're fucking dying. I mean, when I look at a fat person now, not necessarily myself, but any other fat person I know, I see a person that has been completely and utterly rolled by the system victims like this completely all right yeah i mean to some degree i mean at the end of the day when you're morbidly obese you victimize yourself quite a fucking bit you know the episode of uh rick and morty when like the cronenberg virus was spreading and just everyone was just mutating

instantly into cronenberg monsters that's what big pharma and mcdonald's did yeah it's created a whole a whole country of cronenberg americans dude i'll be honest in 1974 i felt like i was the only fat motherfucker in the world like you'd see like three on television but there was 1974 how old are you i'm 48 man well no i'm saying like i was born i was born but like watching the night like when i was cognizant around 80 82 okay yeah i'm looking for like fat people on the internet i'm like all the fat people on television you know nick at night you're watching andy griffith show was the biggest fetus on the block yeah but if there were bad people on the block yeah do you know what you weighed at birth do you know what you weighed at birth boogie i was underweight because i was a c-section baby so i see you over corrected i over corrected yeah interesting i was a large child i was a C-section baby. I see you overcorrected. I was a large child.

I was a large child also. We were both the same weight. 8 pounds, 15 ounces. 8 times 15 ounces, brothers. That's why we're good at podcasting. Never forget. What do you look like? You were a big fat baby, I think.

Me? No, I was normal. My father and his sister broke the weight and length records at their hospitals i forget who was who but they were big kids yeah jesus imagine that's like one record each like they're like one head weight the other head length i don't remember like they're the bad guys in home alone like one marvin harry marvin harry forgot their names have you ever seen the deleted scene that like makes you like the the like not really like them they're still shitty characters right but like they they tried to humanize them in a scene and then they deleted it from the movie because they realized you can't hit them in the balls with paint cans if you realize they're people like cartoon villains i've never seen

that but i do like those films they were uh they were you know growing up for those who didn't grow up when we did like you know you had your vhs's and three channels on tv don't get me started back at 74 we were there's no there's no cable where i where i grew up so you were kind of limited but that was one of those movies that i watched all the time home alone like i loved it i love that shit um i just always as a kid i was like why didn't he use his fucking real gun and just smoke them you know like like because like even as a child i was like well i guess i'm gonna be defending the house now you know i was home alone a lot. Terrible film.

He murders Marv and then Harry runs away kind of comedically. Or no, he'd kill Harry and then Marv would run away. No, of course he doesn't. He doesn't murder Harry or Marv in the film. He does things that should have killed them outright, though. Yes. Oh, you're saying if you had a gun. The electric shock, the paint can.

The paint can would have killed them. The brick. The brick. The brick would have killed him. The brick. The brick at the beginning of the second one. The multiple bricks that Marv takes to the head and face, thrown from a third, fourth-story roof. You can hear the bricks whipping through the air. It's great sound effects. You hear, woof, woof, woof.

And Marv's looking down at him because he didn't see the bricks hit him. He's like, get off the ground. What are you doing? Come on, get off. And now he's antagonizing at him because he didn't see the bricks hit him. He's like, get off the ground. What are you doing? Come on, get off. And now he's antagonizing Kevin to throw more bricks, but the bricks are hitting Marv. Marv is like, please don't, Marv. Please don't, Marv. And he's like, come on, Marv.

Get out. Come on, get out. He doesn't know why he's all fucked up, but he's got these triangular- Yeah, he's got those little wedges on his forehead. Like he'd be dead. And then hooking him up to the welder downstairs that would outright killed him um those paint cans to the face probably would have fucked it fucked him up and fracture your skull and bleed to death yeah some rough stuff can just swung down a band like a flight of stairs pounds could

be about eight nine pounds um yeah it's made of metal and it's full of liquid and it's dense i feel you i feel you he was swinging him pretty hard in the second one he like he thinks he throws the paint cans again and marv is like whoa whoa oh harry um yeah marv is because he's a smart one that's that's and and and he's like come on marv and he goes stomp stomp stompomp, stomp, stomp, stomp. Like in place. Like it's fucking like a video game. I do that in games all the time.

I'll sprint against the wall to make them think I'm moving. And then like you see the paint can swing by. And he goes, ah, he got me right in the face, Marv. And Marv's like, I'll go get him, Harry. Stomp, stomp, stomp, stomp, stomp, stomp. And here comes the other paint can swinging through the air he got me right in the mouth and they're laughing they're laughing laughing let's get him and they start running up the stairs together and he throws like this big metal pole that's connected on two ropes

and it hits them both in the chin and they go flying through the air backwards and hit the back of their heads on the hanging paint cans that he threw earlier. And then they fall through a hole in the floor to the basement. They outright died in that shot. Like it was just death. I haven't seen the movie in years. And I think I nailed that scene. I want somebody to play that and then put my voice over it for me.

Or just AI Kyle's voice. If it's incorrect and fix the parts, he was wrong. Boom. I wasn't wrong about any of that. I nailed that. No, that was perfect. I've seen that movie a number of times and it did seem right to me you're on the ball so before we move on to the next thing i'll let you guys think about whatever that could be we're going to hear from a couple of wonderful sponsors this episode of pka is brought

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I couldn't handle it. I couldn't eat that much. But so yeah i just throw that powder into my uh my protein i usually do um like vanilla protein and then mix in or i always put orange juice in there so it kind of does like an orange creamsicle thing i do the vanilla protein powder with a tablespoon of cocoa cocoa powder like the uns it's like 10 15 calories for a tablespoon of it and it makes it taste a lot better and it's one of those foods that like hip people online are like it's a super food and i'm like probably not frankly but yeah those antioxidants does make it taste nicer and it's cheap so i think that's worthwhile i'm very hesitant when people call something a super food as though it's like,

like kale has been around for so long and so have sprouts. And so has like kale does blow in the, in the, in the world of salads and leaves, edible leaves. Kale is absolutely dominated by like even bullshit tier stuff. Like even I know it's not as bad as iceberg lettuce, but like delicious. I love iceberg lettuce. Like it's just, it's not as bad as iceberg lettuce. No, it's delicious.

I love iceberg lettuce. It's just crunchy water. Yeah, I'm going to put some fucking ranch on that shit or some blue cheese or something. I'm going to make it right. You can't put anything on kale and fix it. That's the difference. Fix kale.

Try. I don't eat kale. Spinach blows out the door. I know a really good kale salad dressing. Bullshit, you do. I do. No, seriously. I learned this from DDP,

and he would do guava and fucking balsamic vinaigrette and put that on kale, and it made kale almost edible. Would he bake it and make chips of it? No, it's just literally just a salad, yeah yeah see like i've eaten it before and i try to make kale chips because you know i want some fucking chips or whatever and you can't have any goddamn carbs at some point um but uh uh that shit blows no it's it's a bottom tier i'd rather have poke salad and most none of y'all know what that even fucking is but i'd rather have it it and most, and none of y'all know what that even fucking is, but I'd rather have it. It's like Ninja spinach,

Ninja spinach. Wait, is that like the Asian salad you get that has like raw tuna on it? Nope. No, no, it's a, it's a,

this weed that grows in the South that black people eat. Oh, well, I'm not familiar with that salad and it doesn't sound good. I don't want to eat a bunch of weeds in from my yard i'd rather go eat weeds that have been packaged and washed for me that i buy from the store oh we lost your audio kyle out of nowhere it's still gone still gone book you're actually gone i'm not fucking with you i'm not gaslighting you no certainly not refresh it

now it's the taylor and boogie show let's talk shit about those two what do you dislike fuck those guys those two they they're too well maintained i I hate that shit. They're good looking. Yeah, that bothers me about Kyle, too. I hate that he can't get his fucking mic working. I don't like that. Fix your fucking mic. Now he's back. What did I miss?

Your lips were moving as you came back on, and I'm like, God damn it. It's not working. But then it's going to make it work. Well, it's working you're good what a handsome boy you were kyle and what a perfect gentleman you are a handsome boy a perfect gentleman we were gonna we were gonna dish a little bit behind you and woody's back a little gossiping you know but then you came back too quickly so i guess what do you think what he's doing in there, probably fucking flying around. You think he ever goes back there and like gets after Jackie,

like, like gives her the business real quick. I, I, I would actually wager he's done that. Yeah. Yeah. What's with the fucking gong and shit.

So when he, when he used to stream more, um, that was a sub goal. Um, like maybe when he he got a certain size donation, he'd go back there and gong it. A lot of times, he'd have Colin gong it

for him. Colin loves hitting the gong. It's a... It might be $800. I know that's a crazy number, but it might have been. I think his stream really wanted him to get it, and it seemed like, yeah, you guys are going to finance it, so let's gong it up. Now he's got a finance it so let's gong it up and uh so now he's got like a fucking tibetan temple level gong over there and i get him to

hit it when he comes back like he'd love to get some use out of it he gets to write it off a little every a percentage of the time it gongs it yeah i bet he doesn't gong too often but if i had a gong like that i would use it all the time yeah i uh i'm glad i don't have one i don't i don't need any anything like that my life taking up more space i've got so much no i've got i've got junk like i've got like i hate sentimental belongings like like oh i don't want to throw this away uh this was like that girlfriend i dated eight years ago i don't want to forget that i won't throw that out you know and or like um i like gifts that people have given me that i didn't even fucking want but it was like so sentimental to them that i can't throw it out i've got i got this uh record player that

this this girl gave me uh one time and like uh her her dying father um and her her dead father and her who had like built these record players like like they would get scrap ones and like repair them and this is one of them and so it's like now what do i do what if like better get into records i did that's what i did you know what i'm looking at my record player over there on a shelf i've i've used it three fucking times ever i've got fucking like itunes motherfucker i got like i got like three different music services like i don't come on i don't need a goddamn record player like like you hear johnny cash all scratchy it's just play a cd of the record you don't want to listen to big band music on your rate on your record player music yeah you know i'm using this like the big bopper or whatever the fuck he did i'm using those old speakers right now to keep

my new pc off the ground so it doesn't get hot to keep it off the fucking uh carpet um yeah i i've got enough of that junk laying around you know kyle you were talking about um speaking of old media you're talking about like owning the the copies of home alone and like popping in the tape and wearing them out and stuff you remember i i think about this a lot obviously i don't have kids never wanted kids right but i feel like kids these days don't know the joy of like owning a cassette that you watch over and over again like that's one of my movies that's my movie or like tuning into a television station because that show you wanted to be on is coming on i like it like i just

watched through the last of us and it came in we came on weekly and it kind of reminded me of that but like there are some movies that are favorites of mine i only watched because that shit was on hbo there was a time when access to that physical copy was the thing. You had to get it in your hand. And then you had to get it to the player. I remember when Jurassic Park came out on VHS. We had a big sleepover at my buddy's house and it was like

Curtis has fucking Jurassic Park. And I had seen it in theaters. It was such a thing. Hit the gong. Woody, would you gong woody would you gong for us he was curious i i told him he'd love to gong if it's if it you know you don't mind and uh and i remember um you know going over to his house and there must have been eight ten twelve kids um just sitting around mesmerized sitting cross-legged watching fucking Jurassic Park.

Jesus, that was much more tinny than I thought it was going to be. No, I liked the crescendo. That would have been good. You should do that every time you finish a set. Yeah. You know, I get all my games digitally now. I wear hearing protection when i use it and it's reminding me it's fucking loud um but i like i get all my games digitally now but i do you

remember midnight releases for video games am i only the nerdiest month like that was a good time the last time i went to um i actually they set me up with like a signing table but it was for like destiny when it dropped the last midnight release i went to was probably um i went to i've only been to three or four and i can remember them i went to to get halo 3 uh i i think i definitely went got a harry potter book might have been the last one um and uh what else there was a definitely another game. But my experience was never, like, fun. It was like, let's go into this stinky-ass room of degenerates who happen to also want... happen to also be here at fucking midnight in Hartwell, Georgia

to get a copy of Halo 3. You know? Like, it was great to get it. Like, that's what I like about physical copies is, like, there was that period... Like, driving home with that disc is a pretty cool feeling. I guess now you watch it download or whatever. But I'm glad everything's digital now.

I don't want to keep up with media. All that shit eventually melts down and falls apart anyway. I watched a video the other day. It was really interesting about how all the Mac stuff is just melting. Like that plastic that it's made out of. Macintosh. Like all the old Mac stuff is just melting. Like that plastic that it's made out of? Macintosh. Like all the old Mac stuff. This guy has this vast collection of old tech, and all the

plastics are just falling apart and degrading already. He's like, he's got a clamshell MacBook, like one of the old ones that's all colorful and shit. It looked like a toilet seat, kind of. It was not even the toilet. A clamshell, yes. And he's like toilet seat, kind of. It was not a toilet. A clamshell, yes.

He's like, look at this. This has been well-maintained. It has been sitting in a dry cool room its entire life. The screen has just been destroyed. It destroyed itself. The layers of the screen degraded into this rough, coarse texture

that's nothing like what you would want a screen to ever be shattering my image of apple quality uh he was showing some newer stuff too and uh and like like i don't know it was all degrading the plastics in particular were turning into that sticky rubberized shit after a while like like um and he showed like a really old like i don't know mac one or something it was like a tower pc but the internals of that pc are all plastic there's no metal in it and he's like look at this and as he touches it it falls apart like it's it's like some dead scrolls type shit like like this plastic is turned into i i don't know like like peanut brittle would be stronger you know it's it's literally crazy because i think of the touch apple stuff is like

mostly aluminum that metal looking third um tower units they were all metal they are now okay he's going he's got some very old tech he also showed some of the aluminum stuff and how because the previous owner had a stainless steel watch you could see where it had sat and galvanized the uh the uh the the aluminum which it pits it there's there's pitting in the in the metal and the degradation in this corner can you see it i can it's from my watch band yep um yeah that's a little bit of uh chemistry going on right there that's always always fun so yeah i don't know uh i i don't have any tech that i i always think of tech as this thing that i'm gonna keep for just a couple years anyway right like yeah sometimes these things they last i always thought of tech like that right if you're talking

to me 15 years ago yeah computers last two years three years then it's time to get a new one five if you don't do anything interesting with it right if you're doing taxes with a computer it might go five years um but now i'm like the only reason i replace it is the batteries aren't as good as they used to be typically i mean they're not well unless it's a gaming machine it's not like oh he talked about that that was an issue too like i guess there's a a battery and a lot of those old systems for the ram or something like like and that battery like degrades and leaks into those old systems and really corrosive ways it just ruins everything so yeah there was a lot of stuff going on with that old tech stuff.

I don't know. I don't have anything that I... There is no piece of technology in my house right now that I... TVs, like big ones, I don't have the heart to throw them out. I can't... I have a TV over here on the wall. It's a 1080p TV. It's 72 fucking inches. I'm keeping it till it breaks.

It's awesome. It looks great as long as you're not close to it so you can tell it's 1080p it looks great on the fucking wall to just like roll the weather or like i sometimes i'll just turn it to like make it look like a window but i bet it looks old right like your tvs now are like an inch thick and they're literally like paintings that you hang on the wall you know it's like it's like. I saw a YouTube short the other day where the guy, he was showing himself, his business, is installing TVs into the wall so that they are flush. Like he makes a cutout in the drywall and he installs a box.

And then he's able to run all the wiring through that box and then down through the drywall to the outlets. And so the TV is sitting in that hole, and it's just flush with the wall like fucking Fahrenheit 451. Is that the one where they're burning the books, the firemen? I don't know. You guys didn't read literature. Anyway, in that movie, what you wanted was all four walls of your house to be television

screens. That was the status symbol. Like, oh yeah, a third screen put in. Yeah, the boss has been moved up to the corner office. Of course, he's got a third screen. That's the book where the fireman's job is to burn books to eliminate

them and their knowledge. Fascism. The fascist government. It's a good book. We read that in high school. So, you've been following Ukraine? Of course. I follow Ukraine every day, Woody. I watch the people burn. I watch it every day, too. I'm curious.

Tell me how close this pronunciation is. Bakhmut? Sure. We'll go with that. tell me how close this pronunciation is. Bakhmut. Sure. We'll go with that. That's how I'd say it. Bakhmut is a city in Ukraine. For those of you that don't watch it all the time. And it is the hottest spot happening right now. And it seems like every day the Ukrainians lose like 50 meters,

a hundred meters, and just like bit by bit by bit, the Ukraine, the Russians were on their doorstep and they broke a dam. And suddenly this river that is normally like three feet wide is 60 feet wide. And that slowed them down for a little while. But eventually the dam runs out of water and the Russians cross it. Bit by bit, they're taking Bakhmut. And I'm curious as to where this is going.

Bakhmut, by the way, not a lot of strategic value. It is a ruined city. Nobody lives there anymore. Oh, I've seen it. It's devastation. There's not a roof in the city. There's not a roof in the city. They are just...

So the buildings are like positions of advantage because of their elevation. So the Russians target the buildings so that it's not a safe place to use for your lookouts for your whatever and you have to shoot down on the russians every building is just ruined and you might hear this and think woody every building are you being every building is ruined there it was a city of like 70 000 people i think okay yeah and and now it's gone and so there's no strategic value to it but the ukrainians like fighting in beckmute because they're winning about five to one that's like the uh the kill death ratio is about a five which is anyone who who plays cod knows that's

pretty solid kd the russians keep going after it again and again and again because they don't want the embarrassment of giving up there and this is just how russians fight russians here they lose five to one and they're like so you're telling me it's for any russian if we have six we win this let's do it and um so they just keep coming and coming and coming and zolinski the, the leader of the Ukrainians, has said, you know what? We've decided we're not going to lose Bakhmut. We're going to stick it out. We're going to take it. We're not going to let you guys have it.

So they haven't. If you look at where the Russian force is now, they circle Bakhmut by like 300 degrees. Like it's more than three quarters. They almost have this city. And they have like a third of it. I than three quarters they almost have this city and they have like a third of it i'm gonna make that up and two-thirds is still ukrainian controlled one third russians actually in it and they own about 300 degrees around it they pretty much circled it it's called operational encirclement which means they have troops around one side and artillery that can reach their only escape route. And Ukrainians are like escape.

I, why would I go anywhere? You're coming to me. I'm fine right here. And it's, it's outrageous bravery. And I don't know where this goes from here. The Ukrainians now are bringing in more tanks and more people,

and they're about to get serious about fighting back. And I'm like like i like seeing the international the international stuff like i know that like um russia is afraid to buy more cruise missiles from iran right now because the u.s and nato have told russia that that is a red line for them if you buy russian cruise missiles then ukraine can buy russian cruise have our cruise missiles how would you like that and they're like oh well well we wouldn't like that at all we would hate that you started giving them cruise missiles perfect this is actually maybe a little more current than I've seen the

triangle in the bottom center is new to me I see this I watch this guys for an hour a day every day like I'm on top of this as much as I can be. And the triangle at the bottom is newly taken at the top, right? There's a well fortified concrete manufacturing facility that I guess just provides a lot of defensive positions for whoever owns it. And the Ukrainians have lost about a half of it. It looks rough. Oh, and by the way, that five to one KD they're enjoying, from people who know more about this than me, they say that won't last in urban fighting. They're getting 5-1 KDs because they're on top of the hill

as the Russians foolishly charge them again and again. And if they have to, say, retake the city, they won't enjoy that kind of advantage. Look at how circled they are like yeah and uh i think in total war i would just despawn those units so did did russia just on some of them so did russia russia controlled this and now they don't or russia's never controlled this city russia's in red that city is yeah like what they're trying to take there in that little that poor little bomb i'm sorry i was trying to understand like this was red and then ukraine retook it i'm not sure if i if russia ever had

this you know i know russia they're just still in defense mode they didn't loss it lose it retake it ukrainians have been in defense mode for months and months now so uh this is where the hottest fighting is happening and um every so often some interesting shit like you know they bomb in russia or they reach farther than they ever did before they cut off some supply line to crimea but yeah putin was complaining um and and uh saying that he he didn't he it was a red line for him if we if depleted uranium rounds were used a lot of tanks use those and uh the england england was just like fuck you we're sending them anyway that's what our that's what the leopard likes to shoot is depleted

uranium and we're sending leopards um so so yeah the uk sending their uh depleted uranium rounds along with their leopard tanks russian which they're it is a fair complaint because you know we've talked about how there's 30 millimeter um that 30 millimeter i think in the warthog like that's it's real bad to be spraying an area down with the it's like we should like agree like let's back off the nuclear stuff radioactive man yeah that's what i honestly didn't know because i know that i think we use it because it's really dense right it hits hard but like it fucks with soil it fucks with animals it fucks with wildlife like it's just it's shouldn't i don't think they're allowed to use it here boy that yeah it makes wildlife better taylor you're not looking at the bright no you think that it would give bears an

extra set of arms but it gives them leukemia nobody watched a movie called leukemia bear. Leukemia bear. I'm so weak. I'm walking around with an IV. Looks like a mole rat. Sad, cancerous bear. I cannot stop watching this thing. It's super interesting. We'll see what happens. It seems like Republicans, by and large, don't support this war. Well, it's mixed.

It's mixed. Here it is. Democrats support the war, period. That's simple. Republicans, is. Democrats support the war, period. That's simple. Republicans, the Republicans who have real power, the ones who control the levers of power, like the Mitch McConnells, the guys who were on the right committees, they support Ukraine. They're all for it. The Republicans who are performative, the Marjorie Taylor Greens, the Lauren Boebert, the Matt Gates, those guys do not support it.

And I think Trump doesn't support the Ukraine side either. He's more pro-Russian. That's bullshit, though. If it was Magic the Gathering, MTG, if it was her vote and it was like, all right, MTG, it's up to you. No more war or we continue in Ukraine. She'd vote to continue it. You're right. No more war or we continue in Ukraine. She'd vote to continue it. You're right.

It is 100% performative. If you actually gave them the power to be like, okay, it's your vote, MTG. It's your vote. Pull them back. They wouldn't. I don't know. She's kind of a loon. I don't know.

I'm sorry, Kyle. I just don't trust these people. No, no. She's actually kind of loony tunes. If you watch her speak enough and hear hear enough about her she's she's she's pretty wild um i love that she's out there though i like politics to be uh entertaining um it's good that we have so many mentally ill people dude if you want to be entertained this tiktok hearing today some of the clips from this i have never laughed as fucking hard as i have there's go ahead

what is it what's going on so they have like basically the ceo of tiktok come in and congress is like throwing everything they can at them because they're going to they are going to ban it in the u.s the meta spent a tremendous amount of money lobbying the shit out of congress and then the big sign that this was going to be successful as meta is no longer paying influencers on instagram reels bonuses so like they they know they won they they've shut down that program they don't need to compete they're going to get their eyes back it's going to be good for everybody that's on youtube we'll get our eyes back too so that's awesome um i don't really if swing one way or the other it's an app i fuck

around with like 20 minutes shorts it's the same thing exactly yeah yeah um but but they were asking them there's one senator and it's like let me ask you something now how many children have died because of your app like that's an actual thing he said and it's like so you said sister now what do i do why do you verify the age of a child i understand you're looking at the dilation of their pupils and the guy's like no we're what the fuck does that mean violations of their pupils well how would you verify the i verify the age well we use what's called age gating and you'll like tell us how old you are well then how do you know if they're actually that age if you're not measuring the pupils of their eyes, you know, who the fuck is this guy?

What the fuck are you talking about? It's really frustrating when people that stupid run the country. Yeah. But I will say there are less stupid people who are performative. And here's the deal. If you hate TikTok now in in public then you're telling everyone i hate big tech right we all love to hate big tech and i love and i hate china right so boo china boo big tech the red team eats this shit up if they wanted to do some non-pro china they

should make laws about privacy right that's issue. Their frustration is that they're collecting data that they shouldn't have and putting it together and learning things about you that you don't want them to know. They know your preferences. They know what you're like. They know how old you are. They know that. And I think it's mostly for advertising, but who knows what China uses it for. If they want to protect your privacy, they could just make privacy laws, but instead they want to go after TikTok. And that just means Google is going to violate your privacy instead. It's not making a difference. It's making a show.

You ban TikTok and they'll just have to go back to buying that information from Facebook and from Instagram and from YouTube and from Google and from all the other companies that are fucking tracking you. I'd rather have an American indoctrinate my children than a than a than a chinaman all right that's that's i honestly would i'd rather have the money go to american hands but uh no disagree they're an industrious people i want my kids learning how oh it's racist that's racist you should let them oh you're mad taylor you can't do the face and the voice we've talked about this you can only do one you cannot double dip but yeah it's all for show they're just gonna heck and let youtube do it instead You cannot double dip. Double dip. But yeah, it's all for show. They're just going to heck and let YouTube do it instead.

Yeah, I'd like that more. Maybe I'll get more cool content on my YouTube shorts because I love that shit. I watch that shit all the time. It's my favorite thing. I get lots of Star Trek ones. What? I was going to say, if you're big on TikTok right now, you should start uploading to YouTube shorts too.

Yeah. Hedge your bets. Control your future. You got a 48-hour window to start fucking archiving. Do you think it's happening that fast? I think it's already happened. It's just a dog and pony show first. I think this is a done fucking deal.

We'll see. I hope so. I just don't like a couple like it like trump tried to get it tried trump tried to get it done he did and he did it through a really weird method that was like contestable by a court but the way biden's getting it done is they're just bypassing the court there's like some weird obscure trade law that they're able to use to shut this shit down um and and that's the thing i wonder if trump got re-elected if he'd be more effective at getting the things done that he wants to get done right like like i could point to the muslim ban it took him like four tries i'm close uh to

get the muslim ban passed and they eventually they couldn't make it a muslim ban that is illegal it's funny like you still call it like a Muslim ban. Like that's not what it was. He called it a Muslim ban. Trump called it. But what it was was seven countries that you could no longer travel from. Because that's what they could do legally, right? That's where I'm headed with this.

Trump wanted a Muslim ban. And they're like, you can't do that. It got shot down, et cetera. So then he wanted something else and something else. And eventually he was like, well, how about we make it a country by country ban? And that he was able to get done. My point is Trump didn't know how to accomplish this shit. That's why TikTok didn't get banned under Trump.

Trump wanted TikTok banned. He couldn't get it done. Apparently, according to Bogey, Biden has some alternative way of doing it. according to bogey biden has some alternative way of doing it so if trump gets re-elected he will be better at the job and i don't like what he's going to do but he'll be better at doing what he's trying to do the next time around i think he'll still get hamstrung every step of the way trying to do anything like he i don't think he'll get anything done i think he had incompetent staff and at this time he won't. Half his staff didn't even like him or work for him.

A bunch of his people on staff are like, I'm here to protect America for Trump. You work for Trump. That was the dumbest thing he ever did. The second he got in, he should have been like, all right, it's pretty clear. Everyone here fucking hates me. You're all fired. I'm getting people who aren't going to undermine my narrative, my goals. But instead, he did what you said, which is like, keep a guy around who's like, yes, Trump, I'll do this. He kept tons of people

around who later in their little private conversations were like, oh, this fucking lunatic. It's so hard to stop him. But I'm saying he hired them. The Rex Tillerson's of the world, sean spicers the michael flynn's all these people that michael flynn's actually still loyal but all these people who you know john bolton who like he hates now and go around and badmouth trump trump handpicked these people yeah and he couldn't tell at the time that he told me you don't like season three we're about to get season three of president Trump and I'm so fucking excited for it. We haven't had season two yet.

Well, season two was when he lost to Biden last time. That was season two. Oh, that was right. I see it. So we're in like a lull in the storyline now and like some people are tuning out. Well, it's been delayed because of the pandemic. So now we're getting like that late season three.

There was a writer's strike. Everybody's a little older. That's why Biden's lines are so shitty. Kellyanne Conway's gone. Giuliani's leaking somewhere leaking what's that skinny bitch up to kelly she got divorced she got divorced yeah it's a shame those people seem like they were so good together yeah they seem like wretched human beings i want trump to come up with a whole new cadre of fucking losers and fucking creeps and degenerates and quasi criminals and scam artists and like like shady businessmen i want like a whole new group of them i want his own suicide squad pretty that's what he

always brings like you know who's that uh that gun trader that we had to give back to russia i say back into russia we get that guy now we're using our enemies top guys against him boom he's he's head of the department of defense now that guy now we're using our enemies top guys against him boom he's he's head of the department of defense now that guy i wonder has that girl been playing ball or she's been oh that britney spire was that name grinder grinder okay i hope she better be balling out after she better be mvp we we we treated we gave up some good oh my god she's gonna be volunteering like this she's better be doing a lot to pay back the what was his name like the murderer of siberia or something something intense butcher of kosovo he was not in he was not a professional athlete in a women's league

bosnian butcher you know what maybe this is me being bigoted but like if they if we traded to get patrick kane back one of the greatest american hockey players of all time like i'd be like well you know we got it we got to get it back like we can't we can't let patrick kane be over there but because it's a sport i don't care about and it's the wnba i'm like this is a fucking ripoff this we should have at least gotten future considerations. I think she's the tallest one in that picture. I would imagine. I don't understand what future considerations mean.

Everyone who tries to explain it to me is like, you know, it just means that in the future, they'll consider things. And I'm like, well, you don't know either. Shut up. Try to explain it. I think it's literally because you're not allowed to, you're not allowed to give someone away

and so like if i own a team and you own a team woody and you have a guy who's like causing problems on your cap and you're running a successful team that needs to sign someone else and i'm running a shitty team you can go i'll go hey i'll take that contract off your hands and i'll give you future considerations for it that way i don't really have to put anything on the other side. I can just take that shitty contract. Why do you want the shitty contract? Usually, there actually is some,

I scratch your back, you scratch mine kind of thing. The Blues and the Red Wings have a relationship like that. They help each other out with their cap because they're really not competing because they're in different conferences. So like some team, Arizona has that relationship with fucking half a dozen teams because they're always terrible. All they do in different conferences. So like some team, Arizona has that relationship with fucking half a dozen teams because they're always terrible. All they do is sign terrible players who were good in 2006.

But anyway, terrible strategy. I don't understand. They've been bad forever. They, Gary Bettman, the commissioner of the NHL will not let the Phoenix or the Arizona coyotes fail.

If you were the GM of the Phoenix coyotes, do you think you could improve you no like i really don't like the best thing you can hope for is sometimes players late in their career will want to sign somewhere like phoenix or arizona because there are no fans no one gives a fuck and they're still getting paid the same, they can just kind of chill. So like Phil Kessel went from Toronto, which is probably the most stressful place to play hockey on earth, to Phoenix,

which is like, you could go up to someone and be like, hi, I'm Phil Kessel, I play for the Coyotes. And they'll be like, oh, that's nice. Is that a team? Like they have no fucking idea. I would make the worst GM. I've told this, but it, so I'm a fan of two hockey teams the carolina hurricanes and

the philadelphia flyers the philadelphia flyers for a long time were always contenders and if some like great free agent became available the flyers didn't necessarily get them but they were in the conversation like oh there's kujo he's either gonna go to like edmonton or philadelphia and and sometimes we got him i mean we got a Brett Holt no no no who do we get that who's the tall scary defenseman with blonde hair I think he played in St. Louis for a bit I'm not sure though not Lindros no defenseman it doesn't matter what his name is but um um Prague well Pronger Pronger yeah yeah we got Pronger we got shit like that because we're always in the conversation meanwhile you get the hurricanes

and i'm like they're not even trying to win i don't know any of these players and i live 10 miles from the stadium like they're just a bunch of no names whatever and then they literally won the stanley cup that year all right let's just prove i'm terrible at this i saw that there was some discussion of atlanta getting another team That would be kind of neat. What kind of team? Hockey? Hockey. NHL. I am kind of up in the air where I'm leaving at the end of this lease here. So the Avalanche might get to be my team.

Or the Blues. I'll go to a game with you. Or the Coyotes. Fuck all that shit. Are you actually thinking about moving near Taylor uh I mean it's one of the considerations yeah if there's like three or four options like yeah like not maybe not into his neighborhood

but like he found that house no that went fast it went like two days later you could play the magic I got snatched up yeah you could come to my house we could play magic cards i might see if like nelly's nelly's place is still for sale up there that would be fucking awesome you just buy this dilapidated shithole you immediately regret it

if y'all remember like like nelly's like eight million dollar mansion had was so dilapidated it was going for half a million and it was just a piece of shit but you go through it and you're like oh my god here's the room where he kept a million dollars for the fucking nikes and he's got like a you know it's a it's a silly rapper mansion it's built to be one giant like a basketball court yeah gone to rock all of the woods and i joked taylor i was like i was like we could we could just buy that place and like fix it up and make a whole YouTube channel that's about fixing up Nelly's mansion and we'll keep finding Nelly's stuff, but it's all stuff that we've

set up. Oh, look! I found Rihanna's panties! Yeah, there it is. It was like $650 or something. Yeah. $650, $700. If you look at it from the front also you can see it is it's like destroyed like it's like so many broken i think the front is a bunch of broken

windows maybe i'm misremembering but it's a nice fucking i still love their shit that looks nice to me that looks better than it did before people always insult my taste nice view too look at the view that you've got you can see straight through the house. Yeah, it is a nice view. I know exactly where this area is. Yeah, it's a sick house. Oh, I'd put a dope fish tank in that room. Oh, yeah. All fish tanks.

By the way, I didn't react to it, but you killing that anemone or whatever with the laser is fucking hilarious. It's so funny, too. i was using mine like right before we started to fuck that wasp up they are so powerful i had to take an advil i was i was like getting this sort of like headache right between my eyes from we keep sunglasses near the fish tank just for that yeah it's so goddamn bright um but you don't know they have they bought these lasers for like a hundred dollars each off Amazon. Gee, like $60 maybe. And they have, like you can start fires in seconds.

Really? Just by like, like how long could you have it on your skin before you had to be like, ah, like one second? A couple seconds, like any more than three or four or five, you'd be really like smoking maybe. Like you'd be getting burned. Damn. I don't shine it myself. i've shined it on a

girl's ass before gave her a little roast and uh i've popped balloons with it lit matches with it shit like that this is my old one my old like one watt laser that wicked laser wicked laser sent me a bunch of shit like years ago they sent me two two other big lasers a bunch of their little ones and then they made the world's brightest flashlight and uh i remember that thing would start fires you could take like notebook paper and crumble it up so it was like a ball now and take that flashlight and put it against it and it would light up and burn in 10 seconds flat like it was just like it's cooking it right now it's so crazy bright yeah that one seems like a weapon it seems like you could use that to hurt like another person like i'm surprised they sell this shit on Amazon.

I mean, it goes for everything. I guess they sell knives, too. You get a soldering gun. I tell you, I'd hate for somebody to come at me with a fucking soldering gun. That'd be the worst. Dude, something about getting assaulted with a non-traditional weapon is even scarier. Like someone comes at you with a nail gun, that's scarier than a regular gun. You can't let him get close.

You can't let him get close. No. And he's going to get you, and he's going to stick your hands to the wall. And then when you said a nontraditional weapon, what is it called? The one that has a stick, a chain and then a ball with spikes. A flail flail. That's where I thought you were headed with that. Oh, perhaps a morning star.

Yes. A morning star, a flail, something like that. Is a morning star the same thing with no chain? A stick with a spiky ball? A mace is a stick with the ball on the end, with a spiky ball. That's a morning star. A morning star is one that, like,

I think it's a mace or a flail that has, like, that ball with all the, like, it looks like a star. Like, it's got spikes like a star. Isn't it the stick with the chain and the spiky ball? Isn't that a morning star? That's what I thought. I thought it was like a star like it's got isn't it isn't it the stick with the chain and the spiky ball isn't that that's what i thought i thought it was like a flail about a flail i think it's that kind of picture of a morning star yes let's see and we'll see who's correct in our medieval history if he shows the picture of lucifer i'll give him 10 points is that his nickname the morning it is yeah yeah the morning it is yeah that that lucifer he's a

tricky guy but he makes some compelling points i want to hear his side of the fucking story don't you me that is that's like one of the biggest parts about the bible that is a little and you know what you can't single out the bible every religious text is like this they do not give the other side a chance to talk rarely it's. It's a little more ambiguous in Greek and Roman religion, though. Oh, I like this graphic. Yeah, the foil weapon is there. It's a foil club center one. What does that say in the bottom center?

Club weapon? Club, hmm. Those are all club-type weapons. This isn't a very specific list. That's not helping me. It's narrowing them down into broad categories. On the left is a little enlightening i didn't know different styles of that's so funny this is a fucking shutterstock maces have always appealed to me as like a really interesting weapon to do some real

fucking damage i think you'd hurt yourself i kind of like it i feel like hammers if you're a strong person stronger than me right but let's say you're stronger than most of the field then wouldn't a hammer be a great weapon and then you're like well wait a minute with a hammer it's kind of one-sided like you need to hit with the head of it a mace sucks you could spin it around your hand then wherever where you swing it it's ready to hit something hammers were made for armor on armor um fights they were made for crushing armor and piercing it um whereas like if you were fighting a a lightly armored combatant someone with chainmail or something you wouldn't want a hammer you'd be so slow you know you'd want like a spear or maybe a sword and a shield or something you want but but like that hammer is about being able to get through that like

armor of the time and like crush a guy's head or dent his thing in so that it crushes his head just disable the next blow yeah sure if i have a suit of armor on and you hit me properly in the chest i'm probably okay in a minute but it's that minute rest i need where you get me or they would uh like they hit you in the chest so hard and it's not like a movie where it's like the most robust steel ever. Like they would dent the steel in to where like, it's pushing into your chest.

Like you're in the middle of a can and it's been crumpled into you. And so now you're like punctured by the steel that was like, you just go, and then you pop it out and they go wow like when i blow on a water bottle but really like you're bleeding from your ear hallucinating if you guys were conscripted into a fiefdom like a peasant a peasant force and they gave you the option they're like what kind of soldier do you want to be you're the 200th soldier of the day you get to pick you get to pick any of these weapons that Zach just pulled up.

I mean, you want the bow and arrow every time. Yeah, I'm looking for the bow and arrow. No, no, no, no, no. No range. No range. You're still a peasant. You're still a peasant. You're going to be in the front.

Sorry to say. I want the polearm. I want the longest spear I can get. I want it to be heavy duty and balanced. I want a spear. Flag bearer? I was going to say halberd. The halberd down there. The halberd seems like it would be, because it's long like a spear I was going to say halberd the halberd down there

the halberd seems like it would be because it's long like a spear and you get that axe so I feel like you could but if someone gets close to you what do you do choke up on it real quick like I don't know I think the halberd's a strong person's weapon so it might suit you

Taylor I feel like that would keep me the safest that or the polearm I think you're right you want to poke and I'm going to take that ring sword too that ring sword use a fucking ring sword what the hell

just keep grabbing it the fucking wolverine claws down there the goddamn guitar that's that's so the guitar yeah that looks dumb i think i'm most deadly with a sigh definitely a sigh i was looking at the sigh i i feel like i could capture a like a swing with it you know like if a foot soldier you know shredders in town you gotta take him down if you were to swing at me with the sickle or something i might be able to use the side defensively it has that like u-shaped thing on it i don't know i'm probably you're

gonna try to catch my blade with the pummel of your fucking side if it hits my blade it's gonna slide into that right like yeah i mean unless you go unless you don't have it turned exactly right because you know that's only one i also don't really understand the um the parasol like what the fuck is the parasol it's an umbrella right where is it probably a graphic for like available weapons in a video game. I don't know. You're going to... Princess Peach uses one of those smash... That bastard sword's right out of a video game. Come on. I'm going to use that parasol to protect myself from sunlight.

I just noticed there was a magic wand on that list. What the fuck have we been doing with our time? That's my choice. I got it. What the fuck have we been doing with our goddamn time? I'll take the magic wand, Zach. Dissolve my opponents. Yeah, no no but all the other weapons are real i think the halberd's definitely the right move because you're also going to look scarier with it it's a more intimidating weapon than a lot of the other ones yeah but like i like the spear and i hope i only use it as a

fuck i'm like uh just kill me like yeah but they use that nice lightweight medieval wood and iron so yeah that lightweight pig iron zombie apocalypse right make walking dead universe do you kill yourself immediately hell no walking dead universe i've got years years of time like oh there's like i've been using the walking dead as my like don't give a fuck like working on my I've got years, years of time. I've been using The Walking Dead as my don't give a fuck, like working on my laptop in the background show. And it is like I am incredulous at this point at how bad it is in season nine or ten. It is horrible.

I will look up from writing an email sometimes and just like snarl at what is happening i'm like please make it to the end god like what is going like negan is still in it and like i was like i mean kind of like fine but then like he starts coming out with these like moral principles and like things. He's like, I'm going to break out of prison and then I'm going to go back. I literally don't know what caused him to break out and go back. Cause I couldn't be bothered to look up from what I was working on for that episode,

but something caused him to go back. That show is infuriating, dude. Yeah. It's so fucking bad. The amount of people who have died from just the person they're looking at not telling them to look to like there's something behind right now turn around right just now and then the the whisperers these people who like wear a mask and and like literally talk so quiet that it's like

hard to they're i hate all i hate them the whispers were kind of scary as a threat and i liked that so so the previous threats were like Negan, of course. Terminus. I don't know if you remember Terminus very well. They were the cannibal signs that led. Yeah, I like Terminus. That was the best season. The Governor. Both of them were really good. And then

I don't know. The trash people I hated. The trash people I detest. The Governor looks soft to me. I don't know. i wasn't intimidated by the governor he's like a middle-aged guy who looked kind of soft and he had like mental illness and it's like dude what i think i'd shoot you in our first fucking encounter dude i think i'm the ipad chuck in like here's where i was going with all that the whispers were something very different right like one of my frustrations with yellowstone is it's just one multi-billion dollar developer after another trying to buy land against the world and that's

been that's been five years of content now two different developers trying to buy his dirt yeah at least walking dead they're like all right you know what we've done rival bad guy community for a while now let's try something different. Well, you know, they're basing it on the comics, right? It's a well-written comic. They've got a lot of options of enemies and places to go to, but you see that very often. The whole point of those shows is how the interpersonal interactions

and how society falls and how human beings become the real monsters, right? It's the same with The Last of Us. We're not seeing any zombies through the whole zombie show. It's about people. I don't think I'm going to be down for the second season of that if Joel dies, and I guess he does.

I think I'm out on Mandalorian, too. I watched the first episode of that, and it was kind of meh. And then I was talking earlier how I'm influenced by the movie review people. I like the Critical Drinker. I think he's Scottish. He's got a really strong accent. And he's...

I don't know. We're kind of one mind when it comes to modern cinema and the shithole that some properties have become and stuff. And I don't know. I saw him being like, Star Wars is dead. I haven't watched the video yet. But I know they brought back an old Jedi

again. I know that the back an old Jedi again. I know that the thing was supposed to end in season two with Grogu, you know, the little Yoda, being delivered over to the Jedi. And that's it. That was Mando's job. But they're like, bro, we can't have Mando without Grogu. That's the dynamic duo. So, like, in the Boba Fett TV show that y'all didn't watch thankfully i i struggled through it grogu changes his fucking mind that luke is like luke is like hey grogu ratings aren't gonna look so good next year if you're not around so would you like a lightsaber or a mithril shirt

and he's like fucking mithril dude i i'll get a lightsaber later i'll just hurt myself with that and he like takes the shirt and he goes with fucking jardin or whatever his name is shirt do you know it's made out of the same thing the mando's armor is made of it's impervious to the vest or whatever yeah yeah he it's a beskar chain mail shirt that he wears under this is one moment in the new season like minor spoiler but he gets like an upgrade um it's like a big thing when you uh join like the the crew there to get like an upgrade to your armor and so she makes him this medallion and it's like the fucking size of him and at least she pulls back his robes and puts it against his chest it goes from like his neck to down below his knees it's like fucking huge wow even Flavor Glaive didn't have a medallion that big

I mean he's already wearing impenetrable chainmail that's fucking laser proof so why does he need this medallion I have no fucking clue oh I bet it has abilities I bet it does things I bet it's got like angry birds in it like that gauntlet he has

I hope it tells time Jogu what time is it my fucking fucking medallions off we missed the ship tungsten around his neck here's the thing about people hating on star wars though okay star wars is never fucking good i mean like i i enjoyed the first one like episode four you know it was groundbreaking you know i was alive in 74 we talked about that but return of the jedi comes out and everybody calls me fucking job of the hut and i get sick of that shit um but but the original movies weren't even that good so it's not like there's far to fall yeah i i've never enjoyed star wars i've never watched one that was any good the best star wars properties are mandalorian season one and two by far.

That's the best it's ever been. That other movie. Those were just a Western. That was just a Western. I agree. It's lots of Western motifs, even like influences in the music. Favreau is a fantastic filmmaker. The second best property from Star Wars was that goddamn,

when they go to get the plans to the Death Star, that's the best to me. Rogue One is great. I love the relationship with the bot in that. They don't have that cutesy little lame bot that's made for kids and toys. They got like an Iron Giant style robot that I can kind of like make a connection with as a grown ass adult.

I don't know. George Lucas is a terrible fucking filmmaker. In case you didn't know, he didn't direct the first three movies, the good ones, as far as most the originals. He didn't direct those. He directed the prequels. That's why they are what they are. That's why you've got that

dialogue between Anakin and Padme about sand. It's all flat. The music's bad. The direction is bad. The acting's bad. It's all bad. This newest fucking Obi-Wan Kenobi show making fucking Obi-Wan a fucking pussy.

It's so funny. Darth Vader pulls out his lightsaber and is like and Ewan McGregor runs. You laugh. When you see it, it's like that. You've seen that cliche done in a movie before where the big guy comes out and he thinks the hero is going to face off with him. He's like that you've seen you've seen that cliche before like done in a movie before where like the big guy comes out and he thinks the hero's gonna face off with me he's like let's sew it out and

the hero's like fuck off and just runs it was that and he did it better uh pulling the pistol out and shooting him yeah that'd be great kill darth vader right there no i uh i just i don't know it's not for me i like my nerdy ass star trek it is for me like i love star trek too but star wars is for me and even i fucking couldn't make it through obi-wan i mean i pushed through it but it was bad i made it phrasing when you said star wars was never good it's like yeah yeah hang on to that star wars was always a concept that we love right it's a universe that is perhaps the best out there the universe is absolutely fantastic. If someone would hit, like, I like the Marvel movies.

They're sort of losing me. But if someone with that level of talent were to take the Star Wars universe and make it good, that'd be cool. Batman, back when it did its reboot with Christian Bale, Batman was always stupid. That fucking TV show I watched as a child and reruns with the fat adam west and the dumbass suit that was bad missed the good batman you missed it no batman the animated series oh maybe i did miss that okay i thought you were gonna make a case for like the george clooney and who's the other batman mark hamill is the joker in the original series i'm going for the batman's though shit who's the batman and he was in michael keaton is the Joker in the original series. I'm going for the Batman's though. Shit. Who's the Batman.

He was in Michael Keaton is the Michael Keaton is what I was going for. Yeah. Michael Keaton, George Clooney, these Batman's all sucked. And the, like the one that had Arnold Schwarzenegger in it, that was a ridiculous,

silly show for toddlers. It was, it was terrible Batman, but then came along and it was outstanding like if somebody could do that with star wars take this universe that has potential and make something great out of it i'd love that i disagree i disagree the only good uh the second batman is pretty good uh the one with uh heath ledger his performance carries you through it that i don't like i hate the third one the third one is absurd they have a batman has a fist fight for the fate of gotham with all the cops in uniform backing him against bane and all

of his friends in in broad daylight in the middle of a new york that is apparently evacuated 15 million people with a ticking bomb next to them and how batman doesn't bring a gun nobody brings a gun we beat each other up the first one is so silly when he's off training kung fu and going through prisons and stuff the second one is good and the tim burton batman i stick by those those were so dark that warner brothers was like whoa we're trying to sell toys here those were good movies they were that with danny devito as the as the fucking penguin and michelle pfeiffer as catwoman i liked val kilmer and um michael keaton as batman i love that they're bringing keaton back as like the in the in the new uh flash movie or

whatever it is that got me buying the ticket or watching or whatever bringing michael keaton back i love him it went to shit when they when warner brothers turned that man over to michael schumacher and he started making those abominations with the with fuckingrey and Arnold Schwarzenegger and Uma Thurman. And what did they pay Tommy Lee Jones to be Two-Face? I don't know. Oh, they were terrible. I don't know, man. I like a different kind of movie, I think, than most people.

I want to be able to believe that there is a Batman fighting crime. Did you see the Batman, the one that started like the twilight vampire guy yes i liked it okay it was excellent that was because that one was believable to me i mean like i i feel like the that movie shouldn't have four acts and throw out the fourth act i agree but other than that it's a spectacular film that batman is what batman was like sold as back in detective comics or whatever. Yeah. He is the world's greatest detective.

Yes. He's running around like gumshoeing it up, like analyzing stuff. He's not lifting weights. He's certainly not. He's getting his magnifying glass out looking for clues. He really was. If we could get that Batman, the Robert Pattinson Batman, and then the other Joker other joker the the

from the new joker film whatever was the guy's name that was a great about uh has they managed to like make that universe the joaquin phoenix robert patterson universe that would have been fucking excellent well their joker 2 is coming out it's a musical with lady gaga playing opposite walking i'll watch that and i bet i'll love it like like i'm hoping that it's a musical with lady gaga playing opposite walking i'll watch that and i bet i'll love it like like i'm hoping that it's kind of cut from the same cloth as sweeney todd with um the with uh johnny depp if you've ever seen that i really dislike musicals i love musicals uh it's uh i thought you were i thought you were joking i had to google this no no no it's uh i'm i'm down for it.

I'm always down for something new and different. And this won't be the typical fucking let's fight a CGI bad guy monster at the end with no stakes. And this won't be the your enemy is exactly like you, but he's powered by blue energy instead of red. It'll be a fun movie that with good actors and I like musicals. I'm down. I'm down. I just can't get into them. They move so slowly. Like, you only

in an hour and a half musical, you get like 22 minutes of story because it'll be like someone goes into the other room and then because they arrived in the other room and a bird's there, it's fucking 25 minutes of talking about the bird. I'll tell you where musical shine is in the rewatch because once you've watched it and give it your full attention

all the musical shit is just really fun to put onto the background there was a musical that took over youtube it was a dr horrible sing-along blog back when like uh youtube was it was felicia day and um doogie hauser that guy or the guy from how i met your mother i forget his name but like that i would just put on in the background all the time so yeah they're boring on the first watch but once you know it it's just nice to play video games while listening and if they if they keep me laugh like the south park musical like yeah south park movie the South Park movie is a musical and it's fucking hilarious.

Like they keep you engaged the whole time. It's very, very funny. And I didn't watch the Book of Mormon. Like, fuck. I saw it live. That's the that's the only like big play I think I've ever gone to see live. And it was genuinely hysterical.

It's like I have a movie out loud hard throughout most of it. Book of Mormon is written. I have a movie recommendation for you based on the works of those guys um you've never seen have you seen orgasmo yeah it's one of my favorite films i go back and watch it like twice a year it's fucking hysterically bad it's about a so good it's about a um a mormon minute um sort of uh missionary who like falls into being a porn star essentially it's it's very goofy very silly it stars them uh i like basketball better basketball is uh they watched it too yeah that's a that's a real funny one basically hear all the characters voices coming coming out yeah they do full-on

does cartman at one point you know like like like as and uh it's it's basically two guys who invent a sport called basketball which is like uh um basketball and baseball shoddily put together it's like baseball and basketball melded together in like front of a garage you know like that kind of basketball game it's a little bit like horse but there's bases and home runs and stuff and uh like it's it's a funny little movie i love that remember the the psych out bit like where you can fuck with the players as they're taking the shots that's what makes it so fun i guess a great film i i i still laugh whenever um the little kid they bring some make a wish kids to the the basketball game and he's like here you go little man he like throws the basketball at him real hard.

He hits the kid square in the nose, knocks him on the fucking ground. The lady goes, he's blind, Greg. Fuck. It said school for the blind above him. He's there because he's fucking blind. It could have been an animated movie. It's so silly at times, but I like that a lot.

They had made their own ball out of their Lazy Boy recliner. It said Lazy Boy still on the side of it yeah yeah hey taylor i got a question for you what's he still fucking with magic are you keeping up with what's going on with magic right now uh i've been not as on it the past like two sets maybe three i haven't like scrolled through as much i've been more into like age of empires and like total war games but i know there's a news just came out or yeah that's what's coming out so that's what i want to talk about there's a new lord of the rings base set so if you're a fan of lords of the rings there's two things i want to talk about and see what you all think about it but the new lord of the rings set

has um there's an old classic magic card called soul ring so they've created like multiple versions of soul rings because there was like the different rings of power like humans got nine rings so they're doing serialized versions of the rings let's say like zero zero one zero zero two for there's 900 human ones 700 elf ones 500 dwarf ones so if you get one of these serialized cards you're going to be in for it but that's not the really weird thing they're doing. This is not the controversial thing they're doing. There's also a card called the one ring, the one ring of power, and you can get a copy of that by buying the $50 fat pack. You're guaranteed to get a copy of this card. So getting this card to play with is not a big deal. Everyone will be able to get as many copies as they want. Okay. But they are making a serialized version of it because it is the one ring. It is zero zero one of zero zero one.

It is literally a golden ticket. If you crack this card, post Malone will buy this from you because post is like huge into the game. If you crack this card without a doubt, he will buy it from you for six figures without thinking about it and there are people right now who've already made those bits so first off i want to know what you guys think about um i think that sounds really cool like that's pretty neat like that gets people excited for i didn't know they were doing that i even like the proportional other rings that's really cool

i didn't know they were doing a one ring thing that's really neat yeah i think it's like is it even like a really good artifact i hope it's really it's like can a one ring thing. That's really neat. Yeah, I think it's cool. Is it even like a really good artifact? I hope it's really. I hope the one. Can the one ring like do something to anybody else if they're using a ring? Because that would make a lot of sense. That would win every turn. So what it does in non magic terms for the non magic players out there,

it allows you to tap the draw card and drawing a card is like extremely valuable. It's like four mana. It's indestructible. So it's like really hard to get rid of. But every time you use it to draw a card you put a counter on it and then during your upkeep because you've been using the ring it damages you um but like if you never get to the next upkeep because you found a way to draw infinite cards there's like i appreciate that you tried to explain that for non-magic people but ah it's an elvish though i don't know what yeah no it's not an elvish it is i don't

know what drawing is i don't know any of those words you know a joran's language okay of course it is that is so cool i want it and that's the black tongue of morgoth so there's another thing i got a feeling you guys are going to hate this about as much as everybody else but i'm reading reddit the other day and they have a card for aragorn and uh the the elf he marries wed and if if you get the starter set for like 16 bucks you'll get arwen and aragorn wed as well as um i think there's a soran card or an if soran card and you're guaranteed that 20 bucks to be able to get two decks you can sit down and play each other and so i i'd heard about it but i had not seen the card yet and i'm reading one of these subreddits

and there's if there's a bunch of like uh goofy jerk off ones there's like circle jerk and free magic and stuff like that where it's not the main subreddit so you can say a lot of things you normally can't say on the main subreddit because you'll get banned and somebody was complaining that they had made aragorn black and i'm like why the fuck would aragorn be a black card that doesn't make any sense it doesn't fit the character at all so i go and look up the card on the main subreddit and it's actually a green and white card and i'm like well that doesn't make any fucking sense maybe there's multiple versions of aragorn did you not look down and see him clearly black no so i didn't even pick up on it at first because i that's not

one of the first things i look at his magic card i look at like the numbers and the stats and like everything else yeah well i did read the aragorn card and even if it was the coolest picture ever i'm not playing it that's that's shit right yeah they made aragorn black they made aragorn black for some fucking reason now is arwen still white arwen still white. And I don't like that because this is the fantasy world I care about. And Aragorn is a white guy. I've had to stay mum about Star Trek for years while Woody talks about how it's X games and they're jumping off their fucking dirt bikes, all right?

So how does it feel? How does it feel? Don't you fucking change Aragorn for my beloved characters. Don't you fucking make him, Taylor. It should be literally you fucking change Aragorn? They're remaking beloved characters fucking making them Taylor You remember those cards maybe actually you course you guys don't cuz you're not you didn't play the Lord of the Rings game in the early 2000s the wetter workshop used to make these awesome looking cards and like they could have gotten the picture of Viggo Mortensen looking Aragorn doubt as hell and then put him in there. And then I would have been,

and then even if his cards was the same text and it still sucked, I'd still want it. Cause it would look sick. It looked cool. This new one. I'm not familiar with that character. I don't know who that is. Right.

It's no, no, thank you. And I, I mean, I don't really want to use the, it's funny being like i it like no matter what i'm going to use whatever cards are best because like that's how you yeah i'm

like kind of glad it's a shitty car but like it'd be funny like they could make a card that like insulted the hell out of like me personally like taylor is a retard and like me drooling but if it was like you know tap to draw two cards and deal one damage to your opponent i'd be like i'm doing i'm doing nothing but i have a taylor recut retard deck like that's how i play that's how i win but this i don't know i don't like the changing of aragorn one bit like no i yeah it's nonsensical to me like what the fuck he's an established canonical character and it's just being shoehorned in for no reason. I love representation. They made a couple

of fat dudes on magic cards and I was like, cool, fat dudes on magic cards. It makes me happy, right? Bestest hungry. There's plenty of black There's plenty of black dudes on magic cards, so I don't really get why Aragorn needs to be black for this set. Exactly. Magic

is not the super exclusive thing. You can find a magic card with every... Magic card is almost rule 34 for fantasy. Think of anything, of any combination of things, and there's a magic card of that fantasy layout. So you're right. It's not as though it's like, well, we looked at the past 30 years of magic cards,

and they're 100% white people. And it's like, no, no. No. The game is... There's an entire... If you're 100% white people. And it's like, no, no, like, no. If you're talking about the racial aspect of it, it's one of the most diverse things out there. In the third year of the game, there's a set called Mirage and then a follow-up set called Vision and it took place on Jamara

or something like that. Every character, every character on every card was African-American. They looked black. And they have to be because that's the planet or the area they're coming from so it has to make sense like right so like you can't tell me this game game wasn't progressive fuck i don't know how to get a man i don't know world building is so much more important than shoehorned progressivism right like infinitely more important than that

and we've had like a jab important thing is to make Aragon black. His name's not Aragon! That's that stupid dragon movie! Yeah, Aragon being black is critical. I'm just going to play those fucking Flying Eagles cards again and again. Maybe to the other side of the table, I'll be sure to play this game. Don't play one of these games with Woody just like ignorantly not willing to learn. Like you can't do that.

And you're like, yeah, I can. Take my birds to your side of the table. I'm going to take my cards and go home. It's like, but they're all my cards. When does your power supply finally arrive so we can play new pc uh shipped it's supposed to arrive tomorrow afternoon a whole pc nice yeah i told like i was like can you just send me a new power supply and they were like no no we don't do it that way you have a faulty psu so we're sending you a whole new pc send the old one back and so i'm like all right Yeah. I've got some stuff I got to take care of tomorrow morning,

early afternoon. Yeah. I'm just going to put it in the box that comes for this one. Yeah. And I'm going to do a little reorganizing in this office room I'm in right now. And then hopefully by tomorrow evening, fingers crossed,

I am doing nothing but getting high out of my mind, playing total war, war hammer three, trying to get better at domination mode. I like am a genuinely a little bit annoyed because Kyle and I were playing 1v1, playing a ton, and we were trading back and forth pretty evenly,

about 50-50 or so on our wins. And I was right there neck and neck with them. I was feeling good. And that's what you want so that then you can progress and get better at the game together. Well well for the past 10 days or so i haven't been able to play at all and kyle's been going balls to the wall learning all the micro all the correct unit shit and so now like those first you know you start a new game those first like 10

days or like 10 days in the beginning like you really amp up on the learning curve so i'm gonna have to catch up to you i'm gonna have to learn more advanced tactics and i i really think you know give me a few days i'll be i'll be back in the mix man it'll be fun okay you don't think so no no you'll never catch up no it's over never but you can try it'll be fun but i was like i mean i was being polite i definitely beat you more than 50 when we we played. Yeah, you did. You beat me a good bit. I didn't know how to counter those things. I didn't know the new races. Warhammer 3

came out a year ago, but I didn't buy it because it had such a poor reception from all the YouTubers that I watch. But now it's been a year, and there's a lot of fan-made mods to fill it out. There's only like 10 fucking maps in the game for Domination.

And Turin and those guys made dozens and dozens of maps that you can just go to Games Workshop, click, install for free, and now you've got them all. I need to do that because the maps would add a huge amount to it. There's an overlay to give you a better UI, I should say. So yeah, I'll play a ton of that with you. No, I'm just joking. I'm down.

You'll pick it up quick. I don't know. There's people I usually play with that are just awful. It's hard to find anybody that's decent. If I play online on the ranked ladder, most people know how to play, but that's almost more than I want to deal with most of the time. I want more of a casual, friendly game.

Yeah, it's a ton of fun. Have you done 2v2s yet at all? Have you messed around with that? I've done, in the past, in Warhammer 2, I've done hours and hours of 2v2s, it's a ton of fun. Have you done 2v2s yet at all? Have you messed around with that? I've done, like, in the past, in Warhammer 2, I've done hours and hours of 2v2s. It's a little chaotic. But not Domination. No, never Domination.

Because that would be a ton of fun, because, like, now there's more teamwork between you. Yeah, there's three flags on the map. Like, you could play a race that's entirely about one thing and just bring that, and and I can play different factions. Yeah, we can play complementary races. There are some races that the way they've been balanced is by not giving them a specific lore of magic,

but you can just bring the other race that has that lore of magic and now the combination of the two is incredibly overpowered. There's plenty of examples like that. It's like magic, right? You're creating combos with your unit rock, paper, scissors shit and your magic and everything else like you're trying to like hit you're trying to hit paper with scissors and hit all the rocks with paper and hit all the scissors with rocks

and if you can if you can do that effectively you win every time uh it's hard to do yeah it's a it's really taxing on on my pc for sure like it's it's the most taxing game i've probably played i can hear that thing whining over there but uh yeah i've been playing a bunch of demanding mostly i've been watching a lot of turin i like to watch the competitive games um i watched like one of those tournaments last well i skipped around through it last night yeah i watched a few hours that content a day i would say uh i i like i like watching that like i think i've got i don't know 700 hours total play time in that game or something but i've probably got a couple hundred hours of like watch time of

watching those tournaments and stuff yeah it's a great game i really like the lore i prefer the lore of 40k i think they're gonna make one more historical game um uh that those developers are and then maybe we get the 40k game which is of total war yeah the rts 40 um um 40k game i'm really excited about it oh yeah because fantasy is not really my cup of tea you know it's oh i love fantasy so much yeah this is my grind like 40k is cool but like the wizards and warlocks and like swords and bows like i get i'm so hard they have all that shit in 40k they just make it power swords or they make the wizards psychers you know they they fill out the fill in the gaps then i'm in because it's still cool beasts and and like the variation between what you can bring of all the different factions is so fun and it's it's it's

bad guys and worse guys there's no good guys Like the emperor, who's like the good guy. Oh, he's just the worst. He's one of the worst things imaginable. There's no good characters in the universe at all. No one's ever happy. There's never peace. It's just suffering and war. You know, last year they did make some really cool Warhammer

Magic the Gathering Commander decks. It's a good way to get into the game they did i didn't i didn't get super into that set because i didn't know enough about warhammer 40k at the time and so now if i go back i'll i'll pop in and look at i mean i was just excited new magic cards and stuff but i learned a lot about the 40k universe by watching my friends sit down and play unmodified the Commander Dexter's 4 and most people play it a pot of 4 and so they just sit down and explore the Warhammer universe and I learned

so much about it just by seeing them representing the magic cards which is a language I already speak the cards look really good, like magic always does a great job, they spend so much money on art I saw a lot of people complaining about the accuracies in the lore, like with the way some of the characters

looked and their color schemes and stuff. Now, that shit's super nerdy and complicated, so those people know what guys are supposed to look like and what color their arm is supposed to be, and it's like, what the fuck? Why does he have a harpoon on his chest? Don't you know that he would never?

The last harpoon went extinct in 2552-4. I don't know how many fucking years there are. I think that universe is going to be the next big property. I think that they're trying to make that happen. If the Henry Cavill thing takes off and is good, I think it's going to be

very big. The violence of it is awesome. It's such a for a brutal world disney's such a juggernaut they got so much goddamn money i feel like all their properties are on the downhill slide i feel like all the star wars shit um is like losing its mojo and i feel like the marvel shit is losing its mojo and and i don't i don't know what they're gonna do like it am i alone? They have enough. Number one, they own everything.

So they just rest one property and then milk another one for a while. Well, no. I mean, the Marvel thing is on a fucking rotation. We got to have one of these every four or five months or something. Yeah, but eventually it'll stop making billions of dollars in China. And then they'll go ahead and hit the pause button on Marvel. And we'll get like the same way they hit pause on star wars movies um they'll only make tv shows for star wars now so maybe they'll only do star war or marvel tv shows for a little while for the really

in ingrained fans and then nostalgia kicks back in what is the nostalgia cycle is like 11 years what was you know or whatever they haven't heard that but it sounds right yeah i think they're in for it i think they got to come up with a new cash cow i think they need a new fucking thing yeah because um like man if you watch boba fett like boba fett was so awful man it was just there was it was so bad is that they have no respect for their own shit it was truly and i don't like it i don't like i don't Yeah. If Boba Fett was cast really well, I don't know who's perfect. Maybe freaking...

Can't fix it. That wouldn't help. Okay. Yeah, because a big part of the complaint I had read, I haven't seen it, was how unathletic and how fat the guy was. Oh, my God. That's the smallest of it.

No, I could buy that. Tell me. He's a fucking Mandalorian. I don't care. His muscle fibers are denser than steel. all right he's a superman i get it but but but no i didn't like there's an episode where like he's supposed to be the warlord of this of tatooine and uh and like they're like one of his merchants comes to him he's like hey boss the guy you're the gangster here i pay you this money i got problem. I got people stealing my shit.

And he gets there, and it's like this tween gang who each have matching, what do you call these little- Like 12-year-old? Is that what- Unicycles or whatever. I don't know. They're like 17-year-olds. These teenagers are wearing, what are those motorcycles that are all colorful

and covered with lots of- Is it a Vespa? Vespa Vespa there? They're, they all have different colored, like bright colored Vespas that hover. And, and they're like, they're like talking mean to the,

to, to like Boba Fett. They're like, Hey old man, if you get a problem with us, maybe. And he like ends up taking their side against the merchant who pays him money and like recruiting them.

And they're his muscle now. And like, dude, there's so many cringy scenes. The only reason to watch it is there's three full episodes where the Mandalorian just shows up out of nowhere to save the show. And like there's a whole episode where you don't see Boba Fett. At least. Yes, there's two actually. Yeah, there's two episodes. I just eight or nine episode thing where they're like, wouldn't you rather see Mando?. At least once. Yes, there's two, actually, yeah. There's two episodes at this eight or nine episode thing

where they're like, wouldn't y'all rather see Mando? And you're like, yeah, I would. All right. And they just do that instead. And Mando goes on adventure with the Dark Blade and with Grogu. Like, you know,

your favorite two things in Mandalorian. I always want to see him use that fucking Dark Blade for something. Yeah, that's garbage. And I'm done with the... The only way you get me back into marvel properties is if you bring back some of the old guys as shitty as that could be or if you like do a new fucking thing that works i don't want to see a new spider-man i don't want to see a new

iron man i want you to do a new fucking thing like i don't know what that is don't i need a job for you you got to make marvel better are you're going to lose me completely. Yeah. I hate watching Yellowstone, you know, for whenever they make new episodes. Apparently. Okay. Okay. The season five B, I guess. People don't know Yellowstone season five.

They pitched. Hey, you're going to get more episodes this time. You know, we're going to maybe it was 14 or something like that instead of the normal 10 or 8. So everyone's like, yeah, this is cool. First half of the season, was it 8 episodes maybe? And then the gap is so long. Basically, the next season is a season 9 or whatever it is, 6. And there's only 6 episodes.

People just wait. They haven't even started filming yet. They're hoping they can film in may tyler sheridan or his whatever his name is taylor sheridan um it's such a fuck up he's working on so many shows that they didn't they weren't able to record or real film yeah it's 5b in time well kevin costner's like this isn't my only job fuck shits uh i have places to be and they're like oh my god kevin's not you know reliable he's he doesn't want to do the show he's like it's not that i don't want to do it it's that when we we agreed when we would film you weren't there

because you're all fucking incompetent jackass he makes tulsa king by the way yeah i know that you're all incompetent jackasses so we didn't shoot because no one was ready to shoot except me and now you want me to just drop what i'm doing well i'm kevin costner so suck a dick i'll let you know when i have more time available i i love kevin costner like like i like those old boring ass movies they make me fucking cry they They're always emotional, and I dig them. He is a dry fucking piece of white toast, though, when it comes to personality. He's just kind of quiet, soft-spoken, grunty man.

You know who's lost me completely? Harrison Ford. Harrison Ford is so shit. Indiana Jones is coming out soon that it's made me realize harrison ford has been shit his entire career all this fuckhead can do is make a really grumpy face that's the character he plays in the recent you know han solo whatever um that's the character he played in indiana jones that's the character he plays in the recent you know han solo whatever um that's the character he played in indiana jones that's the character he played in the old star wars just old grumpy face and he just reacts way too grumpy for the situation right like it things are going okay for you you fucking fabulously rich owner of yellowstone whatever oh are there sheep nearby now you can't

fucking wake up in the morning and you're all upset get over yourself you dumb fucking grumpy old man that's all you got all you're upset with the character that the actor the actor can only do grumpy face and that's what he's he's made an entire career out of it i was just fugitive until remember Fugitive where the one-armed man kills his wife. Well, the one with Harrison Ford. It's been a long time since I've seen that. I saw it. Tommy Lee Jones? Is Tommy Lee Jones in that?

I didn't kill my wife! I don't care! Yeah, yeah, yeah. I saw that. I doubt it would change my mind. I bet he's just grumpy in it. All he plays is grumpy. I love it.

He's like Jim Carrey, but instead of only playing super wacky, he only plays super grumpy. I also think that's who he actually fucking is, because every interview I've seen of Harrison Ford lately, he's just like a dick. He's grumpy. He's not 90, dude. He's 80 years old.

You get to be in a bad mood when you live too long i agree with both of you you know he's a long time a new indiana jones is coming out this this year is he in it yes indiana fucking jones who's he he plays indiana he's not playing indiana jones's great grandfather no he's got the whip. Oh my God. I saw him play an action role in Star Wars 10 years ago and he wasn't athletic enough for it. Get off my spaceship! Oh, that's another one he's good at. The Air Force One? Yeah! Dude, he should...

In Star Wars, they had him in a shootout on like an uneven surface and it's like he is too old to walk around on uneven surfaces now someone paved that place and even services are dangerous woody i took a little tumble this week myself you know it can be dangerous don't be judging people for going down i went i was outside trying to fucking hook my dog up to his lead it was cold as fuck early in the morning and i was hopping on one foot because i went i was outside trying to fucking hook my dog up to his lead it was cold as fuck early in the morning and i was hopping on one foot because i think i had one flip-flop and like i hopped and then like my heel got into some slippery mud so on the hop landing it went out from under me and i like twisted my knee and busted my ass and now i'm laying there and the dog's licking my face and i'm fucking 5 45 a.m i do not want to be laying in cold dog shit in my backyard i was gonna ask was

it just oh right in the shit oh right i stepped in mud landed in shit it was uh that's how i started my day i mean i was awake for eight minutes and that happened that was the beginning no just to go back to bed for like another half hour and try and restart yeah he comes in he comes in there and he like like kind of boops me like he'll kind of like like wake me up by sniffing in my face it's time to fucking go outside or he'll start howling he'll go like he literally howls if he wants to fucking go he doesn't want to shit in your house he's being polite well i don't care for that myself so went outside and took a dive in it.

But yeah, anybody could go down. Anybody could go down. That's what I'm worried about Boogie. I'm worried Boogie's going to lose his balance when he's in there tussling with Slim Jim. You know, the Conway Conman is tricky and false. Oh, he should go with that nickname. You're goddamn right he should.

The Conway Conman! Jordan! Jordan! But he comes out in a riddler costume and no one addresses it the question marks all over i was saying like because y'all are so big if you sold advertiser space on your bodies you could fit in so many different ones. You get like condom Depot on one. Yeah. Somebody asked if I was selling my back and I'm like, yeah, 20 different brands. There's enough space back there. Here's what you need to do. You need to like have actual designs for like where they get, like make an oval and be like, this oval is five and a quarter inches wide, two and three quarters inches tall and your logo could could be placed

anywhere on my body um for 350 for that one or but then there's this little one that's the size of a band-aid those are 25 each and then you know you get all get all get all scribbled up get all tatted up yeah yeah go out there with something awful written on your body. Yeah, that would be great. Or like the Bad News Bears. You have like a bail bond company. Like just a bunch of random shit. Or even like Rocky Balboa when he went out. He had that stupid meat processing, meat packing robe that was too big for him.

I bet Monster Energy would pay. I see their logo in fights, right? Don't do that, UFC? I have like an existing brand membership with like uh meta pcs i'm trying to talk them into like buying my robe for me and like that would be nice yeah dude you should yeah get them in on it tell them how many people are gonna be watching just a ton i would imagine yeah big robe yeah you get a big robe make sure it's a big comfortable robe that like has usage outside of the ring so that you oh yeah yeah yeah that's the thing i never considered a nice plush robe

you get dude what if i could fucking get mountain dew check the man to fucking sponsor me that would be like oh that would be a dream that's a good look for them yeah you know they only ever worked with me one time but they sent me and i thought this was insulting they sent me body wash it was mountain dew smelling body wash it was fucking great i still have like half of the left and like this uh little collection of like cool shit i've got but they're like hey listen we're not going to give you any of the other cool mountain dew things they did like a mountain dew sriracha recently i didn't get that shit but i got the fucking take a bath you fat fucks yeah here's some surge toothpaste give this a go

surge what's gonna be like what what's the like pc term for for fat people now is it like person of girth i don't't fucking know, man. Somebody said that obese isn't allowed anymore. That's a fucking medical term. I made a video about it. There's plenty of medical terms we can't use anymore. Yeah, moron and retarded and come to mind. Idiot.

Idiot. I still use them. Imbecile, probably, is a medical term. Yeah, imbecile. It's mongoloid. Wait, I use that a medical term. That's just mongoloid. Wait, I use that all the time. You can't use that. No. The guy's literally a mongoloid, Woody.

What are the people of Mongolia called? Mongolians. Nah, I disagree. I disagree. Riddle me this like the worst riddler ever just it's like that's not a riddle it's just a question it's like he's the worst superhero ever super villain

he calls himself the riddler but he just gives you limericks. Did you see Hustle, the Adam Sandler movie? It might be called Hustler, but I think it's called Hustle. Are you talking about the one where he's like a jewel salesman, diamond salesman type guy? Nope. He travels the world looking for NBA players. He's a scout. Ah, no, I didn't watch that.

I don't really care for Adam Sandler movies. What? I thought you liked... I thought your opinion was he makes a ton of bad movies in an occasional gym and it's like, what the heck? I suppose. I really like Punch Drunk Love.

The one with the gyms or whatever I can't think of right now. Which basketball player? Dwayne Wade or somebody's in it. Whatever that one is. I can't think of right now. Which basketball player? Maybe Dwayne Wade or somebody's in it. Whatever that one is, I've heard it's very good. Uncut gems. Funny people. It's a little silly, but is it called

50 First Dates, maybe? Yeah, that's his comedy with Drew Barrymore, where she has memory loss. I watched that in theaters in 2004, 2006, somewhere in that era. She gave me a handy. In the theater? No.

That wouldn't be cool, though. Have you seen a movie? We were talking about mongoloids and retarded people. Have you seen a movie called The Ringer with Johnny Notchall? That's one of the funniest fucking films I've ever seen. They're making a

very they're making a movie just like it with like real retards again you picked up my cd in broad daylight and you scratched it yes i like remember crying laughing at that my favorite 2005 my favorite scene in that movie is uh he he sneaks him he sneaks everybody out in the middle of the night and then they get caught by like their trainer or whatever and he's like jeffy what were you guys doing out and he goes oh uh jeffy just took the guys out to get ice cream and then one of the guys in the background was like when the fuck did we get ice cream he keeps asking inexplicably scream when the fuck did we get ice cream to like break the silence that's the other retarded guys like did you get it when i was in the bathroom like he was still like

following up on it and so and and like they're actually like uh they have down syndrome or something else like all of them do they're all like um i don't know you know well i mean there's no like normal people they're all in the mix have any of. There's no normal people in that group. They're all in the mix. I haven't seen this yet, but have you seen The Whale? I'm not going to watch that. I haven't seen it. I think it looks good.

You seem like you have an opinion about it. I'm the only Brendan Fraser hater on the planet. Really? That's not his name. It's not his name? Brendanan frazier nope not even close neither name brandon nope it's not brendan or brandon no i don't trust you i think it's brandon you you're wrong twice on the first name you want to try the second name again it's not frazier nope can i google can i see no i gotta get a pronunciation it's an open

book test i loved those easy as shit oh my god i do anything you let me google i'm a fucking well then i would have to look at the letters and work it out. I'm not going to watch a video. His name is Brennan Fraser. Brennan? Fraser, yeah. Woody hates him so much he gets the name wrong. Zach says Brennan Dunn.

I think Zach's mocking me. Never mind. He swept the best actor categories across the board, I think, this year. Everybody loved that shit. Again, I lean on... Google says I'm right. It's Brendan Fraser. He made a video.

That would have been more fun if I was right. It's okay. It was a little long. The reason I bring up the movie is because there's this huge group of fat people who fucking hate this film because they're like, oh, it makes fat people look pathetic. It makes fat people who fucking hate this film because they're like oh it makes fat people look pathetic yeah hey makes fat people look fat it makes like it makes us look like what we are like you're seeing a little bit of yourself in the film right like being fat is not healthy

being fat is not strong it's not brave it's not it's none of that shit right and like this movie is about a fat guy it's not about every fat You know, it may represent an aspect of every one of us to some degree, but none of us are this character. There's just, it's an imaginary character. It's a personification, but I don't understand why people are so fucking upset. I think there's a lot. I've been, I've been that character.

I've lived that fucking character. Oh, check Twitter, man. I totally believe if it's like showing fat people in a negative light, I guarantee there's a bunch of women in like the plus oh he's like he's like at the fridge like like like choking down food like as fast as he can there's a part where he's choking on this meatball sandwich and is like his nurse or whatever's having to like hit him in the back to get him to hack it up because you know when you're that big you can't do the heimlich that's one thing that that we normal folk take for granted that when i choke on meatballs it's a simple when we inevitably choke on meatballs at some point like when i choke on meat i tell the guy to slow down yeah i say hey why didn't you

shower it was rude of you to come from your fucking straight from the gym dude yeah i i don't plan on watching it um again like that like the guys from red letter media didn't like it very much and like they may i watched the review of it and uh yeah i didn't like it very much and i watched his review of it and um you know the entire movie takes place in one room um and on the porch of that one room oh i sometimes like movies like movies like that. Well, I do too. I do too, but they didn't care for that and they didn't like... Do you think it would have been better if they filmed it

at a Pizza Hut or... I don't know. They wanted some flashbacks to maybe like... He's in a fat suit, obviously, so they were like, hey, why not a flashback to when he was medium fat and then we get Brennan out of the fucking fat suit and let him act a little differently. and i don't know get out of the room or whatever but i haven't seen the movie don't plan on watching the movie it looks super gross to me

it look you know i don't want to see that um the best movie for me was definitely everything everywhere all at once i thought that was fucking tremendous real fun ride i was stoned as shit when i watched it uh which added to it so i like that a lot i thought it was pretty good i definitely wouldn't put it up like i'll never re-watch it i didn't think it was good enough to re-watch it's a one watch like i got it now i got the whole thing i don't i don't even see it again i i didn't care for like the daughter at all i hated her character but every every other character was so good they like made up for is our being such a dud is the western front that movie is that the

same year as the one you just said the everything everywhere all at once that all quiet on the western front yeah um that netflix movie yeah because i was trying to compare like i that's the best movie i've seen recently like that i like that way more than everywhere everything all at once yeah i didn't see that yet yeah it's an intense intense war movie it's sad yeah oh it's exciting it's well it's it's sad it's exciting it's the stakes are very high why don't we make rambo movies anymore that's what i would do that's what i would he would he wanted westerns a while back we got a few westerns i would argue the mandalorian has some great western content there but but like i want another goddamn hoorah American Power War movie.

Let's go smoke some fucking. Do you recommend Rambo? Which one? I haven't seen it. So Rambo First Blood, obviously the first one, is based on a book. And Rambo doesn't kill anyone in that entire movie. That movie is about a Vietnam veteran who's just trying to mind his own business. And a sheriff doesn't like him walking through his oregon town and he's like bullying rambo

and ram and arrests him even though rambo's just passing through trying to trying to meet an old friend from the war um rambo hat goes into a ptsd flashback in custody from where he was tortured during the war and like beats up the cops and runs into the woods the uh help they chase him with a helicopter and the guy's trying to kill him, trying to shoot him on sight, falls out of the helicopter and dies. That's the only death that I can remember in the movie. Then they call him the National Guard,

and they're after Rambo. He never kills anybody. He just leads them on a wild goose chase through the woods. The second Rambo, they, spoiler alert, he goes to prison after the first one. And in the second Rambo, old uh like commanding officer comes and he's like Rambo I've got a mission for you we're getting you out of here and like he goes to Vietnam to like get some guys to see if some guys may still be in prison camps like 18 years after the war and uh that's a that's a decent movie it's it's a Rambo

going and killing Russians and Viet Cong kind of movie. It's like US good. Well, mostly it's a Rambo good movie, you know, so that's okay. He shoots this one guy with a bow and arrow with an explosive tip on it. And the guy just explodes like he was made of dynamite. It's great. Powerful explosive. The first movie is like a piece of like art it's really incredible it's real good and then the second one is like the kickoff of all those

excellent like predator and all of these other like crazy action flicks we got or you know it was part of the 80s like like like American action movies. I really misremembered the first movie. In my head, he killed guys with a knife, with booby traps, etc. Kyle's exactly right. He didn't directly kill anyone, although one guy fell out of the helicopter. I just Googled it. But the book Rambo kills 16 people. Just fun fact.

He also dies at the end, I believe. He might kill himself at the end. At the end of the Rambo series, he kills himself? At the end of the first book, he kills himself, I think. That really ruins the second book. It's been a while, though. There ain't no second book.

That's why the second book. You said first book. Yeah, he kills himself. They filmed a suicide in the first movie, but didn't use it. Did know that already okay that's pretty fun i i i guy kills himself you don't even put it in the film uh yeah i watched um i watched interstellar uh this week that's the best thing is that a method though i fucking love that interstellar um this on the second viewing i caught so much shit that i didn't catch the first time because it's a really complicated

movie is that the time travel one? It's three fucking hours long. Sort of, yeah. They go on the planet and time travels, time passes. Yeah, there's time dilation on the planet. They lose like, you know, there's a couple of tremendous moments. I really like that movie. It's good.

I like everything about it. And I don't know. Last time I saw it, I know it was in theaters. Oh, that's what it was. I was fucking st it. I don't know. The last time I saw it, I know it was in theaters. Oh, that's what it was. I was fucking stoned. I remember I watched it in theaters in 70mm. I missed a lot of things the first time. Yeah. When I go to a movie theater and it's 70mm, we're getting extra high for this.

I was fucked up for that. I picked up a lot of stuff I didn't catch the first time because of the complicated and man matthew mcconaughey's good i i like him a lot like like there's a scene where he's catching up on all of his voicemails for 23 fucking years and he's just crying as his family slowly gives up on him you know like like like to them he's been gone for 23 years to him it was three hours or something or maybe less. And he's just watching voicemails of his children aging and giving up on him and hating him. And he's watching them over the course of like 20 minutes. He's got a lifetime of his children giving up on him.

His son is like, Lois says I need to give up on you. His wife. I need to accept it. I guess that's what I'm'm doing and it's like this is the last message he's going to send ever he thinks you're dead like it's it's and and matthew mcconaughey is sobbing he is just sobbing while that plays it's just that part always touches me that's a really sad moment it's a great movie he's a fucking uh he i't know. There's a part where he's got to get the spaceship to couple with the bigger spaceship. And the AI robot is so cool.

It's one of the cooler AI robots I've ever seen in a movie. I think Brad Pitt voices it. And he's like, what are you doing? You're wasting our fuel. He's like, I'm docking. He's like, that's not possible. And Matthew McConaughey goeshey goes no it's necessary and the music goes and you like zoom out to like him like flying up and saying i was docking

spaceships before it was cool that's right all right i'm driving a l Lincoln in space they keep spinning and I stand still I don't know I don't know that saying I took a gamble and it wasn't there if you want a really not so well known movie recommendation for the week I think it's called shit

is it Alien Nation the premise of this movie is it a sci-fi original no it's a movie but I think this movie is a sci-fi original that sounds like a sci-fi original name no no it's a movie from but i think they did make a sci-fi original series about it at like an 89 through like 90 but in like 88 87 something like that it's james conn um good actor he's like a tough no-nonsense detective his partner dies in this universe by the way aliens landed three years ago, but the spaceship

was full of slaves who had no idea how to use it, but they're like bred for slave labor and we've essentially given them rights and they're amongst us now, but treated like an underclass to some extent. Since his partner just died and he died in the part of a town where aliens live,

Slagtown, he calls it, he partners with the new like affirmative action alien detective that everybody despises he's like i want him yeah he can come work with me and he's just treating him like shit though he's like you can do all the paperwork because you need to learn to do it anyway you do what i say what's your fucking name anyway? It's like, Sam, San Francisco. Apparently when they landed, he's like, Hey, I heard a lot of you guys have names like that.

You know, those guys got a little tired naming 250,000 of you, I guess. And they had a little fun toward the end. Like they, they were, they were given the aliens, all these mean names and like embarrassing names.

Like it's, it's, it's a pretty fun little side. Is there a Mike Roch here? Like, like, they're giving the aliens names like it's it's it's a pretty fun little side they're a mic rotch here like given the aliens names like i freely and uh but but it's basically lethal weapons except uh except he's got an alien partner um i don't know i watched that last night too that's pretty fun i'd seen it before damn you got a lot of space in last night. I like sci-fi, yeah, yeah.

I don't know. I don't think there's any good sci-fi movies I haven't seen. All right, that's probably a wrap. I'm waiting four hours. Boogie? I think it is a wrap. Boogie, I look forward to watching you do Battle with Wings.

I'm looking forward to it as well. I hope you guys get that thing going on. Yes, for sure. Like I said, I don't think you should feel bad if you lose to him because he's younger and all the other Like I said, I don't think you should feel bad if you lose to him because he's younger and all the other reasons I said. But I wish you luck.

I hope it goes well and I hope you all make some money. That's what I hope. I think that's the important thing. We entertain some people, we make some money, and hopefully nobody gets killed. Yeah. So that's good. I don't know. You take him out, you take him out. You know what? You remember what Ivan Drago said?

If he dies, he dies. You gotta have that kind of mentality. You're gonna be like Bruce Willis in the back of that cab in Pulp Fiction where you don't even care that you just killed the guy in the ring. Oh, fuck. I love that scene. Use that as motivation. Yeah.

To kill a man. To kill a man to kill a man I didn't know he was dead until you told me so we're excited for the fight everyone Boogie's channel is linked below check that out are there any other accounts Twitch I guess not

I mean Twitch Boogie298 and YouTube I think you know if you've not checked out one of my videos in a while, you might want to check it out. It's a lot less me crying about my bullshit and more actually trying to be an entertaining asshole for a change. Nice.

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