Painkiller Already - PKA 645 W/ DrewIsSharing: “Eugenia Cooney Saves Me From Being Trafficked By Sam Pepper’s Cult”

Episode Date: April 28, 2023

pka 645 our guest drew taylor this episode of pka brought to you by lock and load real dbg.com and blue chew a couple of dick pills and one way to get high a bunch of great sponsors drew thank you so much for joining us i know that getting high is a bit of a core competency of yours oh yeah that is a big part of my life. You look the part. I would have guessed. Yeah, I wouldn't have guessed. Yeah, I do find it weird that I go to events sometimes and I'll walk past people and I'll hear people going, oh, wow, I can smell weed. I wonder where that's coming from. And I'm stood right there.

I'm like, how do you not? You look like you know where the weed is. Oh, yeah. I know. I know what you smell like. Yeah. And it's weed. But yeah, Chiz was giving us a little bit of kind of a backstory.

I was looking at your YouTube channel and everything. I guess I never really thought about legal weed in the UK. Like, I assumed it was way behind us. Like, I just got it here in Missouri. It kind of is. Okay. And I heard you're one of the few who's like has the freedom right yeah i mean to be honest the law here is really relaxed

anyways but in the last like three four years prescriptions have become a thing and it's kind of how california used to be like you know go down to the weed doctor tell them that like you have a bad back or whatever. And then away you go. You get your prescription. It's a little bit tougher because you actually need to see a real doctor first and have that on record. But you don't need a referral or anything. You just need it to say you've been to the doctor about it. Okay.

But it's the same thing as California was where it's like a lot of people are afraid of flying like that level of thing yeah i mean at the beginning it was very much more serious i guess like the same with california how it was but it's slowly getting to the point where you know there's more and more people who are doing it and at the end of the day who are you to tell someone that they don't have a medical issue that they're claiming they have so you're a doctor that's what you do who are you doc you're you did hey doc why you're signing shit i need workers comp yeah literally i saw i saw a youtube short today and the guy was pressure washing a house and he said some people somebody asked me if I drug test my employers. Hell no. Never.

Not once. That way, you fall off the roof. Well, we're going to test you then. And if you was high when you fell off that roof, no workers comp for you, my friend. I ain't never paid no workers comp. People falling off left and right. High little sumbitches. Someone got high three weeks ago so they can't get their back fixed.

Yeah. Yeah, you test. I mean, think about it. You're running that company. You got Julio up there on the top of the ladder, fucking burning the doobie down, running the pressure washer with the other hand. He falls off, twists his ankle. Now he's expecting you to come up with some pesos.

I don't think so. Well, that wouldn't be fair if he's smoking at the time. Well, that's what people do though that's like i saw new york complaining about this i read an article recently about how the entire workforce of new york and i'm not talking about lawyers and doctors i'm talking about the workforce the people who are making sandwiches and pulling handles down on the ground that they're all just baked that everybody is high and it's starting to become a problem it's like i'm watching the west wing it's early 2000s politics and they're like what do you think we legalize marijuana everybody's gonna be baked all day just stumbling around

in a haze and and the guy's like you make a good point sir they wouldn't do that and like here we are 25 years later and we're all just baked in a haze stumbling around through our days yeah dude all of denver there's not one place in denver you can go that it doesn't reek of weed like it is it would be i like the smell if you're yeah i know you like it and like if you smoke it like at at worst you don't seem to mind it but like if you're one of those people that hates the smell of weed denver's unlivable literally literally. No joke. Sure. You couldn't live there. Dude, when I was in Pennsylvania, I stayed in an Airbnb,

and the husband of the wife who owned the Airbnb was telling me that I couldn't smoke my weed inside, and I had to smoke it outside, only cigarettes inside, because in Colorado, her husband was just walking down the street, and he drives trucks for a living. And then he failed a drugs test the next week because he was walking behind somebody smoking a joint and it's obviously gone in his face and it's made him fail the test god damn that would surprise me leave that at all i don't believe

that at all that's what she was telling me i mean if you would like check behind somebody smoking a big joint on the street i don't i don't know yeah a little uh little toilet seat std there that's where i was headed right right yeah she's a real uh real mary well the original lying whore yeah precisely either that or she she telling some yes i'm not the virgin mary one who came up with that name? She did. Before that, she was Mary the Lying Whore. We talk about this all the time, how you could change your identity in olden days.

We're usually talking about the 1970s, but think about the year negative 36. In that year, 36 before Christ, you could go from Mary the Lying Whore, just hop on the donkey cart right down the road

and now you're Mary the Virgin all of a sudden and nobody's going to say anything. Yeah. I imagine like 60 yards away, you could start a new life with a new group of people who don't speak that language. With like a haircut. There would be no carryover. Yeah. With like a haircut. Yeah. Like a carryover. Yeah. With like a haircut.

Yeah. Like in the makeup style. That can't be Mary the whore. She wears green robes. They should use like the story of Mary in business school as like an example of framing. Like an example of effective framing. Getting out ahead of it.

Like a PR class. Like, no, the ultimate Mary, you know. Look at all of us speaking in hushed tones. We don't even want to imply that she's not like that. Brilliant. Brilliant. She was a virgin. I'm kidding, God.

Oh, don't be. Hedge your bets. Let him know. We're just kidding. Be brave. Always be hedging. That checks out it's right in line with the pre-show math so with uh with the uk weed all that kind of shit uh i was looking that for some reason maybe this isn't even weed related i imagine it is though that you managed to get banned from france which is like who cares but the united states which is very big deal so like how did that happen and any plans to get off the band list for the u.s

the important one i'm trying it's really hard um you'd be really surprised i didn't actually get banned anything to do with with bud surprisingly france it was to do with weed but um yeah the u.s nah it was it was just weird um so yeah with the u.s they they think i overstayed my visa but i didn't um i stayed right until the last day of my ester which was 90 days flew back from la 10 p.m and then two trips later i've flown into boston and the guy didn't let me in i'm thinking what he's saying yeah you overstayed two trips ago i never overstayed but turns out the boston time zone difference is like three hours and on the boston system it said i left at 1 a.m

and i didn't but obviously i've been coming back into california every time so they've been letting me in and then this time they didn't and they were like yeah no we can't we can't do anything try hawaii so you're like banned from the time zone Keep going left It was pretty mad at the time They put me in ice jail and then flew me home the next day Nice, where a lot of people Looked and sounded like you in the ice jail There was nobody there actually They just put me in cell by myself

They already killed them all for the day Must have been late It's not like there's Mexicans Coming into Boston. Yeah, they really overshot. Guess not, right? Like, who's invading Boston? There is clearly ice in Boston.

What if he flew into a smaller airport? Would they not have the facilities to manage it? A smaller international airport. I think it's just a bit weird because, like, you guys from the U.S., you think it's a lot easier to get into the country than you think but like once you once you don't get an esther and you get denied you are like royally fucked we had a whole presidency about making it harder for y'all to get in here yeah that was like you know it's gonna make it harder for like the mexicans or whatever but like you know it makes it harder for everyone and it's like i'm okay with that

you know like like uh i wish they would let you in but but there's some folks that don't need to It makes it harder for everyone. I'm okay with that. I'm okay with that. I wish they would let you in, but there's some folks that don't need to come back. They just look at it like a privilege. How can you tell which ones are allowed in, Kyle? I think they should have to pay. Look, you go anywhere else in the world, not internationally, of course,

but here in my country, you go anywhere else in the United States, you gotta pay to get in. There's very few places that allow you to just walk in for free and loiter. That's what we've been doing over there at Ellis Island for generation after generation. I say, put a coin machine up there, let them pay

and spin the thing to come on in. I don't care who comes, just make them pay. I'm confused. Every place lets you walk in and loiter. Where are you paying to go? Sam's Club? Sam's Club? Sam's Club? Costco? Yep. That's sex clubs?

I bet they charge you to go to Dubai. I bet that's not free. Oh, they pay you to go to Dubai. No. If you're a professional fighter. I think that we should let people in based on... We have so many people now, it should be somewhat of a skills competition. Don't we need more?

We narrow down what we need. Clearly, we need more people who are obsessed with trains and keeping them working right. We find a couple guys. That guy in England who has the fisheye lens, that he's obsessed with trains, bring him in. I guarantee that guy that guy is going to be burning the candle at both ends just they're going to be telling him please go home and he's like no you can't make me i love my job like that's who we need this is a genius idea that guy would just check isn't his job recording trains all the time guess what happens when

someone shows up and they go yeah i kind of like trains get the hell out of here get the hell out of here with your kind of half in half out train interest so a train centric immigration policy not just about trains it's just an example of a thing no i'm with you you you you hit it train center immigration policy you know like if you have like a special field or like your excellence in something then that is actually a thing you can get a visa for that. But I spoke to my lawyer and I was like, hey, yeah, can I do that for my stuff? No, you can't do that for weed. I'm really good at smoking weed though.

I love it. I think they're looking for mathematicians and like Nobel Prize laureates and shit like that. Maybe Nazis if they're good at making a rocket engine. Yeah, but that's more for the rocket engine than the Nazi part. He could have been anything. He could have been a crazy guy as long as he's got that rocket part down. NASA wanted him.

Oh, of course. If we didn't take him, the Soviets were going to. It's one of those moral quandaries, right? If you turn your nose up at Nazi scientists only to allow the Soviets, who are more pragmatic, practical, to scoop them all up and advance their rocket program so now they're the only ones with ICBMs. It's a different world, right?

Let's get the Nazis over here. We put them in Alabama and Florida anyway. It's not like we had them running around accepting presidential medals of freedom and running entire massive quadrants of our government. You know what they were doing? Math. Whole bunches of math, I assume. There's black women for that.

You've seen the movie. Which movie? I'm pretty sure it was Nazis. It's called Hidden Figures. There's a movie called Hidden Figures and it's all about how the only way the United States really got to the moon it wasn't those silly Nazis. They don't know nothing. It was these three black gals, heavy set ladies who were doing all the math.

Telling those white men what for. No wonder they used their figures. They were fucking fat. Now you lost me. I don't want them anymore. Well, it's genetic, Woody. You wouldn't give a Samoan a hard time. No, it's not.

Have you ever seen a skinny Samoan other than The Rock who's all juiced up? Cultural. They're fatty fat fucks who eat everything they look at. They just have a lot of pork. A lot of pulled pork, right? We may have influenced their culture for them and made it difficult, but... I know we did that to the Native Americans.

We put them on those reservations and then their entire way of eating changed. They went from eating that almost a carnivore diet, right? To all of a sudden eating fried bread and cheeses. There's this now traditional dish in the Southwest where it's like fried bread with fried and lard, I think.

And it's because those were the staples that were given to them. Here's some pig fat. Here's a whole bunch of cheap bread. Here's some cheese. And they're like, oh, this is our culture now. And so now it is, all these years later. That's hilarious that I want to do it to other countries. That's what we should have been doing to Afghanistan

for 20 years. Just give them cheese and pig fat. They wouldn't have liked that. Don't tell them it's pig fat. Get them hooked first. I like that that's haram on two very different levels. Combining the meat and cheese as well as Just pork in general

It's a brilliant idea There's no way fried bread is bad It's bad for you though For not handing over Osama Bin Laden We should have given him cheese and pig fat The various kinds of fried bread Where he was Tell me you don't love funnel cakes

When's the last time you smelled a funnel cake? You remember. That's how good they smell. They're great. They're incredible. It's just fried bread. You can feel it. You get tired.

If you lived on funnel cakes, you'd have a hard time with Seiko. Fuck, man. I only ate one fried bread sandwich today. What happened? How many days in a row do you think you could eat nothing but funnel cake before you had to actually go to the hospital? Oh, I think you could live on funnel cake as long as you supplemented, stayed hydrated, and brushed your goddamn teeth.

You're not supplementing. No vitamins. No, it's not vitamins. I think you could go. It's a funnel cake and water diet. Can we put strawberries on the funnel cake? Isn't that a thing? Fruits.

No, that has dangerous vitamins in it, and that could extend the content. Just powdered sugar, huh? Just powdered sugar. Well, I think a young man could do it for like a decade. But I think that starting in your late 30s, late 40s, something like that is a recipe for something to come on real quick. You're like, oh, well, see, you don't understand, Mr. Woodworth. Your healthy diet was all that was keeping all that evil at bay.

So now that you've switched to funnel cakes, you're just riddled, rife with infections, and you've got boils coming on you. Who knows what could happen? Look, look, it only used me, Blake. Here's a man who has a very particular diet that is bad for you. When we see the maladies that have cropped up on him, and they're not things that would come straight to mind, you wouldn't think, yeah, yeah, have a bad diet, drink liquor,

your toes will rot off. But there they are, rotting off. It's true. If it ever falls off, he should put it in acrylic, like they put hot dogs on Reddit, you know, and he should auction it off. So on Reddit, maybe you don't know this, Taylor, they do this thing where they take household

items, and one of the more famous ones was a full hot dog dressed and everything, and they encased it in clear acrylic, which they then polished and made look pretty, and now you have a forever hot dog, because it's like frozen in this block of hard plastic that's clear. So you could, I want that done to only use me blade's toe should the inevitable unfortunate amputation transpire um uh and then you auction that thing off five hundred dollars i'm opening at 500 for it is there an update on blade's leg like is is it still all right is it still there it's still there as far as we know uh yeah but i i don't know any updates about him

like seriously what's the law about owning body parts seems like he's in the same place uh you can own your i owning body parts like here's what i want could i own a human skeleton a real one like like like how would you procure say a human skull a human hand anything like that that was real deal human hand obviously i don't want i don't want to do anything bad i don't want to rob a grave i'm saying like could i buy one legally you i was gonna say the least bad way to do it is like robbing a grave because otherwise what are you like you can't go to the store you would have to take like cut somebody's fucking hand off if you want i was thinking you'd go to a hospital don't they throw that stuff away

all the time no they use it for... Well, either the families claim it. It goes to... I think if it's like a bum and it's completely unclaimed, those are the people that they're like, what happens when you throw a body in a Hyundai and leave it in the sun for six months? Come here, Rufus. I'm not dead yet. They do that to them. That's a thing they do.

I think it's down in Florida or Georgia. I've seen video of where they do it. They're like, this is where we let bodies rot in various different ways to discover. So then when we discover bodies, we're like, oh, this is three weeks of decomposition in Florida and a humid, et cetera, environment. They add up all the ingredients. It's like every state needs to do it. Well, down there, they were doing different things. One of the things was they threw the person in a car.

And you know how hot cars get in the summer down here. They literally kill people. So it just turns people into soup. So, Kyle, you can't buy any remains unless you use the Native American loophole, apparently, is what Zach said. Tell me about that. Well, I only know what he wrote there. Do I need to be a Native American loophole, apparently, is what Zach said. Tell me about that. Well, I only know what

he wrote there. Do I need to be a Native American, or do I need to just steal some Native American bones? Taylor, you read it backwards. Oh. Did I? Oh, I can have anybody's bones, except for a savage. Yes. Is it because the bones of a

savage have mystical dark powers? I wonder. I'm just asking questions. Could the bones of a savage have mystical dark powers? I wonder. I'm just asking questions. Could the bones of a red man give me supernatural abilities? I'm just asking questions. People need to know. People need to know this stuff. If we could all be Harry Potters, should we head up to

the casino and do what's right? Just murder all the savage Americans and take their bones and be harry potters yeah yeah would you look if you found out that the bones of a native american would give you harry potter abilities are you telling me you wouldn't start taking steps i just start doing tricks i deny it entirely meanwhile i, I'm like Guardian Levioso and shit all the time.

Oh, when you said tricks, I thought you meant you were going to start sucking Native American cock because you thought that's what I meant by bones. And you're like, it hasn't worked! If that's what worked, I'd do that. I feel different, but not in a good way. Yeah.

Oh, no. Trust trust me the magic when god i am faggiosa nope nothing yet have another one how are the bones giving you these powers like what do you got do you just gotta keep them or you got so what you do is i want finger bones because those are gonna fit inside my wand. You could grind the bones down, too. That's what I would do. I'd grind the bones down and then sort of... Roll them up. No, no, no. I want them in a liquid, like a thick oil, like a gear oil that's clear, so that then they're sort of suspended in there. And then I want that inside my wand, and then I can do my dark magic, my dark, savage magic.

Oh, so you have to use the bone as the wand. wand and then I can do my dark magic. My dark, savage magic. It's just like Harry Potter, how each wand has a magical item in its core, like a phoenix feather or a fucking unicorn hair, you know, shit like that. But I want the bones of a blackjack dealer in mind.

Oh, that's all it does? just plays blackjack the one now fucking bullshit all i can do is count to 21 now when i found out i could i could never attain real magic it was a sad day one two when you're a kid and you believe that magic is real like there's there's this possibility that there's a whole nother magical world around the corner and then at some point in life you realize this is it this is our only world we've got to deal with there's no cupboard that we can go in and with aslan in it there's no uh you know under the the underside none of that stuff's real we can't swim at the bottom of pond come up on the other side and some secret garden it doesn't exist i never had a phase of fun magic belief as a kid like i'd be like is the easter bunny and santa claus real at like age four and my mom's like no shit and it's like oh okay but like so i didn't get that i didn't get a fun

made up fantasy stuff but i did get like the scary like but hell that's real like and it's like fuck well that's not that's not as good as santa not me i was slow to figure out that i was uninteresting for a long time right so like little me hoped i had superpowers and then when i clearly didn't i was hoping maybe they would come on with puberty or something. So here I am at like 13. You don't know for sure that I'm not a Jedi because I haven't hit puberty yet. Maybe it hooks in. It could fire up. And then I do hit puberty.

Still no superpowers. But I'm hanging on to this shred of a hope that I'm like an Olympic athlete or something. I start swimming. I've got like three high school records in six weeks or something like that. That's a bit of an exaggeration, but anyway, I was doing really well and then you look at the numbers and you're like, you know what?

You're a pretty long way off. Yeah, I'm not quite at those Aquaman numbers. Right? I'm improving quickly, but I don't have much time. Yeah. You're thinking, you know, in the comics they're so powerful they have to pretend they're not very good and I'm trying hard here

these other normal kids are beating my ass I used to spend a lot of time staring at the pull cord on the blinds in my bedroom trying to move them with my mind just like because you know that would be so easy to move that long

did you ever trick yourself a little no but I'm just looking at it like, believe. Believe. That's why I hate that John Travolta phenomenon movie. I watched that and it made me think I could have those powers. It's a lie. It's just a tumor. I never really

thought about this stuff because I remember distinctly when I was about five years old, I'm in the kitchen and my dad tells me he goes i think i just mentioned something briefly like oh imagine if i could have superpowers or something and he goes never think that ever do not ever think that i don't know what he slams his hand on the table he's like when i was a kid i thought i could fly and i got up on the kitchen table and i jumped off and i landed on my face and me being like a five-year-old, I was like, oh, God. I would never want to do that.

And then from then on, I was like, yeah, I don't have superpowers. I don't want to jump off the table and land on my face. The challenge is that these shows like Peter Pan, they're like, you can fly. You just have to truly believe. Right? So your father clearly had some doubts based on Peter Pan logic. And that's why it didn't work he needs to recreate the experiment but this time believe more too late exactly well my dad is 83

now so maybe he shouldn't do that but you know i think your dad's being a bit of a pussy he's been saving up that power for 83 years i i don't know that is that is an old age for yeah i'm 25 he's 83 god damn so like maybe he is a wizard what was it like as a kid like was there when he was it hard for him to play with you he was 58 when he had me yeah i've never known my dad as a young person or as like a middle-aged person only known him as an old person. Did you get away with extra stuff? Having a, cause he must've been pretty exhausted by the time you were 16. Oh yeah.

I mean, I remember a couple of times when like he knew I smoked cigarettes and he knew I smoked weed. And one time I was outside of smoking the biggest joint and he comes out and he goes, that Marlboro smells, smells really strong. And I'm there like,

that is a joint. Oh, okay. And I'm like, yeah, this is why I got away with smoking weed when i was a kid because he just didn't know he didn't know you have like brothers and sisters old enough to be your parents no my sister's one year older than me what the fuck you probably waited a while but why did he wait so long got down to business my dad went to like an all boys boarding school until he was 18 didn't like speak to a woman until he was like 20 started living his life as a young person in his like 30s oh he's gay damn oh well i mean it's that is funny real mean it is it isn't their country what are you can be killed for that my mom's like 56 now though so

yeah that checks out yeah yeah where as a kid were you ever like annoyed that like you felt like oh my dad can't play with me the way other dads can, or you didn't even really register. You know what? This is going to be really deep, but there was one time which really made me think, oh, fuck, my dad is old. Like, holy fuck, right? And this is like, I think I must have been like seven. So at this point, my dad's like 65 already.

And we're going ice skating, and he fell over. And like, you know, his hip, right? And like, he's like, nah, he's telling me he can't ever go ice skating and he fell over and like, you know, he's his hip. Right. And like, he's like, nah, he's telling me he can't ever go ice skating with me ever again. Oh,

my dad is, my dad is old. Shit. Seven. Oh, not just me when I'm seven. Yeah. And you're damn.

It's actually breaking. God damn. That's usually when people are in this. Is that what you said? Did he, or did you say he broke his hip? Is that what you said? Did you say he broke his hip? No, he didn't break it. He just really hurt it. It was one of them ones where it's like, fuck, old people hurt their hips.

Yeah, we do. Yeah. Yeah. Shit. But just him telling me that he could never go ice skating with me again was like the main thing of me being a big finale finality to it is your father i think what he meant was i'm never ice skating again how'd your father get a wife 30 years younger than him does he have money no he doesn't even have money i grew up with no money i mean like enough money

to like he because he's old he got a mortgage when it was really cheap. So we had a decent house for the amount of money they ended up having when I was born. When he got back from the Great War. He was a big dick. He built his house in 1930. I'm not going to lie, one time when I was a kid, I seen him walk past and it was pretty big. And I probably got his genetics i'm not gonna i'm not gonna like big myself up but it's not bad i get it you guys should measure off you you got to see like what your balls would look like a century from now

he he might have just pulled my strategy with the whole like flash your son your dick when he's like eight so he thinks it's gigantic and never let him see it again right this is this is parenting strategy you should write this down they did in the same way that like you revisit your childhood playground and you're like oh it used to be so much bigger in my memory work that yeah jesus fucking christ jesus fucking christ i remember there was a kid in the grade below me who was kind of in the situation you're in where he had when he was 16 i think his dad was like 72 or so and he had or like 76 or something like that late 70s jesus and it was one of those situations where like he was a total mistake because his next closest brother was in his early 50s oh like his his brother or his stepbrother was older than my dad and we would always just be like that is so fucking weird dude

like and he's like yeah i just it is weird now that you guys mention it it is weird my dad's almost like and my brother's 51 and we'd be like it was just weird at the time being like so what's your brother doing he's like oh he's his kids are like in their early like 20s and it's like what it's like your brother's children are five years older than us bizarre very weird yeah i can imagine if the if my family was big it would be fucking weird my family's so small so at like at like you know family gatherings and stuff there's about 20 people there so it's yeah yeah my dad uh was um what when he had me and i don't know he was born he's 35 he's like my age roughly when he had me something like that so um but but he was still with it throughout my childhood.

He was still running around playing paintball with us and shit and getting into fights. It's a fountain of youth. Yeah, that'll keep you young, I guess. I do remember when he got, I wouldn't say too old for paintball, but I do remember the day he retired because he announced it. He got shot right in the nipple. Really loose, light shirt on a summer day.

It was clinging to him, and he got shot right square in his nipple. He yelped, and it looked like your chin that time, Woody. His nipple was bleeding. It was all swollen. I got cockey and and he was just and it was all swollen i got cockeyed and i was just like everybody was looking at it going and he's just kind of like that's it i'm retiring no more paintball for me boys i'm a spectator from now on and he was he never picked up that gun again unless he was gonna to shoot at a dog or something. Our dogs will try to run their tractor tires and the way we train them is shoot them in the

ass before they run under a tractor. We're not just like, hey, look at him run. I know your father is a dog lover too. It's a way to reach out and slap them on the ass and say, don't die. Don't die. Because they will. They get that prey drive and they'll

just follow a rabbit or a rat or whatever the fuck right into the blades of something or the plow or the tire or whatever that they normally would be. They're agile little fuckers. They grew up there. They know what's up. So I was reading that

from reading in Chiz's fucking text that you were homeless and did both car living and ymca living maybe concurrently how do they compare what's better oh van life van life is so much better holy fuck when you're in a ymca you're just around people who are either doing crack or selling crack. What is crack? Does it have another name? Meth. Oh, no, crack. Oh, crack. I heard crank as well. Okay. We know what crack is. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

But to be honest, there was like a nice little weed community there. There's like drug-based racism or something. There is. You know, come on woody you're a borderline weed person at this point you're a spokesman you're you're fucking you know i'm a professional yeah you're getting you know you got all sorts of products and you get you know you get stoned at least a couple times a month now you're don't have any wacky weed though just saying but you know how you would feel if

jackie was like hey you know what what about a little crack just a little you'd be like are you insane that's one of that's a it's not a white people drug honey if you want some cocaine i'll get you some cocaine but if you ever say crack again like there's a difference that's what you would say so in the ymca right it wasn't really crack to be honest i just say crack because it's oh easier thing to say but like it was um a drug called mcat or methadrone not methadone methadone it was like a legal high back in the day um and like people were just messed up on it it was it was not the one was it an opioid because i know that over in the uk you guys are a lot looser than we are on your over-the-counter medicine

no so it was like this was like back when spice was like a thing um oh okay yeah um yeah it was kind of like bath salts but not bath salts it was it was really weird it made your sweat smell like cat piss which is why people have heard that yeah okay but it was it was weird it's one of the most addictive substances ever but only while you're on it so like while you're on it you'll do everything to just spend all your money and get more and get more as soon as you go sleep and you come off it you wake up and be like fuck that i never want to touch that shit again yeah well that's a good that's not is it oh that's method drone sorry oh method oh i'm sorry exactly like m e p h um e drone like d r o yeah okay can you get codeine in your in your like pharmacy yeah we do but it's not it's not like a big thing because over here everyone just

thinks it's heroin which it kind of is so yeah yeah yeah yeah like kyle's eyes light up this is like well i know because because like kitty's from over there and she and she would always talk about their cough syrup like yeah our cough syrup's just coating and so what do you mean just for a little cough you'd have opium yeah yeah you have a whole bottle of opium the one everyone has here is that dxm but in cough syrup you just get in a cough syrup i think but yeah you don't want to do that that's that's some that's some like yeah disgusting people shit you said van life which is a little different than i think of a homeless in a car did you have a bed in a van and like that kind of setup?

So when I had no money and I was like, just sort of mooching about trying to see what life was saying, I just lived in a car. So I took out the passenger seat in a car and just put a bed there. And I sort of did that in a couple of cars for maybe like four years. And then eventually I got a van, used it for like a year. COVID happened. And then i started making

money and then i haven't actually lived the van life properly because after covid i'm now actually like in a nice situation but yeah did you ever pick up a girl and then just put her in like the bed as you drove her somewhere like brah if you could see the is there any way i can pull up a picture of the van right now because it it's not like how you think. It's how I think. I think it might be. Is it like a British van? Like a shitty little van?

Imagine a 70s pimp car. Yep. But like a van. I imagine now I'm picturing bubble windows. Like a traveler van with a table in the back. It's more than anything.

The outside just looks like a standard work van. When I hear that someone removed their passenger seat, I think, they just completely gave up on dating. Right? Is that what happened? No, I mean,

you found it. Oh, shit. Oh, fuck. That's pretty dope, actually. Yeah, that was like day one, I think. What do you think is dope about that, Woody? We see a metal roof and a blanket. It's terrible. I wouldn't call that leopard because it stripes,

but I'm going to redecorate my room. True. I have a picture somewhere of all the cars that I ever lived in. There's more than one. This is living his best life. I love that picture. Okay.

It's someone in a car. I don't understand why you love it. I don't get it. He's this adventurer. Every day he wakes up, doesn't know what he's doing. He's a poor person who's looking for anything he can do to get out of this situation.

He's suffering here. At this point, I had enough money to buy a van, at least. Look at that guy. This van cost me like 5k as well, so it wasn't even like it was cheap. This is like the beginning of me just making the first bits of like, oh shit, I can actually spend something on top of my paycheck you have open wounds and you're in the woods by a van that was not a great time in your life

and if you look through all the other vehicles i lived in beforehand you'll be like oh shit yeah the van at that point was was good so you were like stoked on the van you're like this is so much better than the you know geo metro i've been living in oh he had a mercedes yeah well that's the van is a mercedes one um so this is going back so like. So I had a black cab. A black cab? Like a taxi, one of the London taxicabs. Yeah, a little estate car. And then I had my first car, which was this little shit Mazda 2 that I spray painted.

Is it camouflage? Yeah, I got it for like 200 pounds. So I just spray painted it. I don't see a car in that picture. Yeah, I love painting in the woods. How long did you do van life? I mean, all in all, with everything, from like 2017...

No, 2016. Well, yeah, if you include America, 2015 until 2019. Wait, you did van life in America? Yeah, I just don't really have many photos of it because it was on one of my mate's YouTube channels. But he is not someone I really associate with these days. I'm not going to lie.

Right, right. He's probably a bad influence. In America, did you go to cool places? Did you do van life in the Grand Canyon? Yeah. Fuck yeah, I went to the Grand Canyon. It was sick. I've been to 44 states. Damn.

That's most of them. That's more than me, I think. I haven't been to anywhere in England. Do you guys remember Warped Tour? Yeah, I got pickpocketed at Warped Tour 2008. Lost $50. I could imagine that.

$50 when you're fucking 16, 17 then the pickpocket came back and beat me up for not being worth his time I was just walking around and I was like god damn I'm thirsty and it was like no water the rest of the day for you dumbass you just got your wallet stolen you didn't go to someone and implore

please sir i've been robbed could i have a bit of water it was madhouse and they a friend of mine just bought me water throughout the day that was annoying fuck i feel like if i bring up america i can't tell you guys i can't speak about america without telling you guys um like how i actually ended up in america because bear in mind i was living in a ymca um i'm 17 at the time i had no money and then i'm ending up in america and i you know i was coming back on my visa i probably spent like nine months out there in total during that time um and yeah it was so picture this right i've just got my first like biggest payment in ever it was for like 600 pounds and you know i'm like well i think yeah i'm like 17 at this point i've had like nothing my whole

life i've never had like a good job that paid me any good and i was like sweet 600 quid i'm on it yeah um what should i do should i buy a computer and work on youtube videos and try and try and grind or should i live in door for 10 days or Should I live indoors for 10 days? Sorry? Should I live indoors for 10 days? You're rolling in that kind of cash. Well, at the time I was speaking with some chick on Skype

from America. Flights were only like £350. So what would you do in that situation? Are you buying a computer or are you flying to america you move into america you get the impression there's a sure thing in america well i've been speaking them for like you know like two weeks on video call like you know i was like yeah so i call them i'm like sweet let's let's hook up let's let's do it she's

like yeah i can meet you i'm like fuck it it, when should I come? She's like, yeah, come tomorrow I'm like, yeah, fuck it, I'll book a flight right now Come tomorrow That's how it happened? Bro, I get to New York And I'm at the airport And I'm waiting for this chick And that's it, bro

She never showed up I'm waiting for this chick Oh, no There's no chick there And that's it, bro. She never showed up. I'm waiting for this ching. Oh, no. There's no chick there. And then I suddenly realized I'm a 17-year-old with 200 quid in my bank account. No flight home for three weeks.

I don't know anyone. In a new country, at least you speak the language. You have fucked up. At least you didn't at least you didn't fly to south america how long into waiting were you like oh no like i don't have anywhere to live oh no moment came about two three hours in oh yeah they're like they're like oh shit this this isn't happening was like seven eight hours of being at the airport being like no messages are delivering hope she's

not dead did she just ghost you that's the end of everything you never caught up with her i'll come to that i'll come to that basically at this point i'm like what the fuck do i do right like luckily one of my homies had a manager who lived in new york and i was like bro please can you hook me up with him can i just stay at his house or something like that please guy's a legend he lets me stay at his house for a couple days and obviously after a couple days of me just mooching about smoking weed and that he's like bro like you can't really stay in my house can you go somewhere else i'm like bro i got no money i'm like showing him my bank account i'm like bro i got 200 fucking bucks like Like, what do I do?

I already spent 50 bucks on weed. I'm kind of... You already bought weed. So the guy says, look, if I book you a flight somewhere else, can you like support yourself while you're there? And I'm like, yes, I can. So I used to do like parkour and shit. So I had like a parkour friend in Boston.

A lot of money in that. Yeah. But I had a parkour friend in in boston a lot of money in that yeah well but i had a parkour friend in boston gone to him um we've chilled together we flew california and had a homie in california who i could cash in a favor from um but that's two flights i made this guy buy as well and i'm very grateful i've not even spoken to him since so big love to that guy all them years ago but yeah I've landed in California just chilled for a bit cashed in a favour from a homie was about to fly home, somebody's tweeted me

and they've said that there's a 420 party happening at their house for 420, I'm like sick I'm down for that, sweet I go to the house, turns out in America brother flat, what are you guys doing you you call up an actual party a rager and what we call a party i mean what what you guys are calling a party we call a social gathering where it's just like 10 15 people chilling

smoking weed right yeah i thought i was going to some like big fucking party and it was just like yeah a couple it was it was cool anyways i'm chilling i wake up in the morning and the guy's like yeah do you ever want to like move to california like do you wanna do you wanna chill here like i'm like right like yeah of course at some point and he's like yeah well bro like you know you can stay here for free anytime i own this place and he takes me to the balcony he's like yeah i own this place and i own this place, and I own this place. Yeah, I'll stay here anytime. And I'm like, bro, what the fuck? Of course. Bro, I flew home the next day, fucking sold all my shit.

There's so many bad decisions. These are great decisions. You're totally wrong, Taylor. This guy's... And then, yeah, the chick actually did end up texting me, right? The chick was from New Jersey. Sweet. No, she was from New Yorkork sorry she's driven into new york and when she's gone across the border there was like a police check um they found loads of weed on her and she got arrested and she didn't get bailed out for like two days um and then she did eventually text me but by that point it was no i think she didn't text me for like six days or something and by that point i

was already in boston um yeah so you sold all your shit and then went and lived with this very generous gentleman who just yeah yeah he just a free place to live in exchange for blowjob just a rich rich californian fella who wanted a young little british man to live in one of his many estates the guy was only like 21 damn that's a lot of that's a lot of properties at 20 so what how long did he let you stay there before he started like asking you to leave no no he never he actually never asked me to leave yeah what happened was after three months i ended up going on warp tour um one of my hom just like, yo, come on this fucking thing for the whole tour. I was like, fuck yeah, I came on the thing.

I flew back to England afterwards because it was my birthday. And while I flew back to England, my YouTube channel got deleted. And I only had like 30,000 subscribers at the time or something. But yeah, my channel got deleted. And I was like, what? This doesn't make any sense. I'm like freaking out, getting off the plane. What the fuck?

Turns out another guy had moved into the apartment so there was like you know me the other guy and this other guy and the other guy was paying rent and i wasn't and while i've gone away he's figured out that i wasn't paying rent he's thinking that he's paying for my rent as well even though he was only paying half and the other guy's just taking the l on it and yeah he's gone on my computer as well, even though he was only paying half and the other guys just taking the L on it And yeah, he's gone on my computer at the house and fucking deleted my youtube channel Because obviously the password is like in Google Chrome when you go into like settings and you just Yeah, the computer wasn't loud

So I had to speak to YouTube and get the channel back and shit and it was long So when I came back to Cali, I just never I literally never went back there i just left all my stuff there and was that fucked up damn that this is this is an exciting life like that's cool right like it's different i guess i mean this is this is me when i was like young as well i still kind of do all this shit now when you're quite old what were the times though that like because i'm sure it was exciting and fun well what were the moments that kind of if any made you think like how long can i keep doing this like where am i heading with this like with like that is when people uh when i ask people like oh how old do you think i am and they they say somewhere like 30 or like 35 or something even though i'm only 25 and i go sweet i can still have green hair

until i'm like 30 35 that's that's what i reckon that's when everything kind of stops yeah you late 30s you shouldn't be having green hair anymore yeah you'll have to mature and go to a different color still not natural it's been green for eight years you don't have to mature taylor's wrong on that you can be immature forever i'm actually at the point where i'm scared to change my hair color oh i feel like people just think it's really weird i've had green hair for eight years it does look natural on you yeah i mean so would you bet if you thought that's probably his natural hair color well yeah he just smokes a lot it's really you know he's gonna his natural hair color? Well, yeah, he just smokes a lot.

It's really, you know, he's going to pop positive for every year. Can I see it with your hat off? I'm going to have really bad hat hair, though. It's like one in the morning. I've had a hat on all day. I'm okay with that. I've accepted the rule. People will laugh at me because I've got mad hat hair.

Oh, that's solid. Yeah, it looks better than you said it was going to. Yeah, you're good. Do you comb the back forward? Yeah, everything just goes forwards. Maybe I'll get green hair. Or blue hair. When I was younger, I was like,

why can't I just have colored hair? And then I realized when you have colored hair, it just fades really fast. And you have to keep dyeing it all the time. But when you dye it green, green lasts for like two months oh all i see of like out in public like it's generally girls that have like that like unnaturally red or unnaturally like green or blue like and i mean the big thing i see it it's like the like stripes down the front yeah and sometimes i saw a lady at the grocery store they had like the whole thing done and it's like if you're gonna have blue hair you gotta commit to the blue hair

you can't be fucking five weeks after your blue hair like just a little tint of blue you look ridiculous taylor you're 100 right you look like it it's almost like bad hygiene to have poorly dyed hair you gotta you gotta commit like you said like if you're i mean people will assume you have bad hygiene if your hair doesn't look on point every time as well like if it looks like half dyed and like you know a bit ropey people just assume you don't put effort into anything yeah i mean if you don't put effort i mean even i'm thinking that if you don't put effort into like the first thing people see when they look at you then like yeah i hear you so you went to jail with sam pepper yeah yeah how long were you in jail and and what did you do

to get there he is a real an irl streamer who used to be with like a friend of ice poseidon's right sam pepper yeah yeah so sam pepper became famous before ice poseidon and what he did is he made these videos way before then where he would like prank people or in particular he got a lot of notoriety for kissing girls that didn't want to be kissed and then he would it was like a hand touching prank that got him in all the trouble wasn't it maybe i don't know this one that but it was like a pattern a pattern. He walked around with a fake hand and he actually... I can't remember what he did. I don't know if he actually squeezed

Chick's bums or if he did it with the fake hand and then tried to show it was a fake hand afterwards or something like that. It was very strange and he's done like six things that have got him cancelled. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Anyway, he would do socially

inappropriate stuff, usually having to do with making advances on girls that were a little too fast, a little too much. That's how he became known. Then he was on Ice Poseidon's thing, and I think he eventually did some crypto scam that made him a lot of money, and he just ducked

out. That was the fake hand prank. It was all fake. It didn't really matter. The women weren't actresses. They were all actresses. They were in on it.

Everything was fake. Back in these days, just before this prank came out was when I was hanging out with him. so why were you guys in jail so at the time sam was like even though he had like two million subscribers it was like a dead channel couldn't get any views and like i said this was like the beginning of van life so me and my mate were talking together we were like hey we should get a van and at the time we were staying with sam pepper because um uh obviously like i said the guy deleted my youtube channel i've flown back to la i didn't have a place to stay um so my mate was staying at sam's and i was like can i stay at sam's too

he was like yeah sure he's kind of overheard that me and my mate are saying like yeah we want to get like a van for like a thousand dollars and um and all this and yeah one day he's just woken up and he's bought an airport shuttle bus for 4k and he's like yeah you guys each owe me a grand now you said you wanted to buy a van right and we were like bro we didn't tell you we wanted to buy a van and like we wanted to go a thousand all in not a thousand each and like but he was like oh no it doesn't matter just live stream and like you know when you live stream you can just give me the money and i'm kind of like well i don't really have any money so like i guess i'm gonna have to fucking do that like like i don't really have a place to live so he andrew tated you

yeah you got you got trafficked. Right. Did you live stream on OnlyFans? But either way, at this point, he starts. Originally, we're kind of like, all right, sick. This airport shuttle bus is sick as fuck. Wait, wait. I have to go down to my Instagram.

Let me find this airport shuttle bus. It's the craziest thing you've ever seen. It started off really good. We've gone like Oregon and stuff like that. And then Sam starts being weird. Starts being like, yeah, you guys have to have knives on you all the time.

What? He's like, yeah, yeah, here's a knife. We're in America, dumbass. Why do you need the knife? Because I'm sure you're asked. He's saying, oh, yeah, we might need it us we're in america dumbass all right so when he hands you what's why do you need the knife because i'm sure you're like he's saying oh yeah we we might need it like you know when we're out in the shot like you know scavenging and like you know when we're doing our hikes and shit and i'm like but like surely one person needs a knife and he's like no no keep on your

waistband all times what because yeah he starts getting really controlling like he starts telling us like the times we need to wake up in the morning he says if we don't wake up by 7 30 then he's going to start driving and we're not going to be able to get food and the whole point of this road trip by the way is that we're just supposed to be going into like abandoned places and getting photos for instagram like kind of shallow shit i mean i was a kid at the time but but I'm looking back, like Sam was like my age now. And it's very strange. But like, I mean, I had just turned 18. He had a little cult. It was weird.

Did you do to carry your boy? He literally had a cult. He made them all wear those knives, like some sort of symbol or marker or something. Look at this one. So this is the end of the show, right? And it's just yeah so either way yeah like i said we're going into abandoned places starts getting really weird

fuck i haven't told the story in so long but um sam one day we wake up he's already driven through like one whole state and we're thinking what have you been doing you've been driving all through the night you've driven through like a whole state we've missed out on all this all this shit he's like no no i've got a really good place for us to go in pennsylvania really really good place for us to go in pennsylvania so all right fuck it like look just listen to sam he started getting really weird with us starts yelling at us and all this shit fuck it we go with him turns out his girlfriend had gone to pennsylvania to go to a family to get away from him because he'd been so weird and he's driven us to his home no he tried to get away from him while we're on this trip right

oh no ah like wait wait this is what the knives are for right now we know it just starts getting weirder and weirder to the point where like yeah it was just nothing really too bad was going on but we were a bit obviously like this guy is fucking nuts let's just finish this road trip and fucking get away from this guy and um turns out he hadn't looked up the trespassing law in pennsylvania um pennsylvania is like the worst state in like all of the US for trespassing laws it's really bad and we went into like some abandoned school um just to take photos I didn't even go in because oh this is gonna sound so stupid as well yeah I haven't even gone in I imagine but everyone has dyed their hair green. I was right. Oh my God. Whose idea?

Whose idea was it? It was Sam's idea. So there you are. There you all are. With your hair colored how Daddy wants. And you're all wearing Daddy's knives. And you've broken into a school at night, I'm sure. No, during the day.

During the day. Okay, good. Three of them are inside the school. And one of them, basically, the police get called. Two of them get caught. And one of them runs away. Right? So the police have now been told,

Oh, there's a guy with green hair who has run away from the police. I am a man with green hair who has run away from the police i am a man with green hair and um there aren't many of them so they've seen me and gone get the fuck out the bus get the fuck out the bus and i'm like bro what the fuck like put me on the ground and shit like fucking bro we're in the holding cells we're like with these all these guys who are on heroin and shit. And like, you know, everyone's like, you know, trying, you know, some, some like gangster guys who are in there to sell the heroin and get the heroin in.

And some guys who are there just on heroin and shit, like fucked up holding cell. If anyone knows Olgani County Jail watching this, I feel very sorry for you. That is a fucked up place. And bro, even all these big guys are like, yeah, like, don't worry. You're going to get out.

You're going to get SO'd. Like whatever the fuck that means in America. We don't call that here. Yeah, we're like, no, you're going to get SO'd. It's going to be nothing, bro. I walk into my, like, video judge thing. And the guy's like, yeah, two felonies, criminal trespass and conspiracy. Which were both five years.

Oh, my God. Yeah. We're making an example out of you. We want to stop people going in the school. which were both five years. Oh my God. Yeah. We're making an example out of you. We want to stop people going in the school. So all of us have these charges. We managed to get bailed out for like $5,000 each from Sam's girlfriends, Gary,

dad. Wow. It's a story for a different time, but why the fuck would he bail y'all out? I don't know. He had a safe with like $250,000 in it and nobody knew how he got it. Damn. But that's...

It seems like you would be the last people he'd want to bail out. The people who traveled... The gang who traveled across the country to track his daughter down. He hated us while we were at his... We stayed at his house while we were there. He started doing chores after we got

arrested when he bailed us out. And dude's like, bro, I didn't ask you to do chores. You're raking the leaves and more leaves are going to come down. And Sam's just forcing us to do all this shit. Can you refer to him as daddy for the rest of the story? So one day, me and

my mate are like, bro, we need to leave father samuel we're telling sam like bro like you know we should go we should keep going on the trip just come back for the court date it's all good like i'm sure we can find a good lawyer we'll be fine it's okay um and he's like bruv like what well at first he's kind of like no no don't worry like it's all good gets later on in the day and um yeah he starts fucking putting his hand on his knife and he's like you guys don't want to leave do you you guys don't want to leave right and we're like oh my god bro like no we don't want to leave like we're good we told you earlier like we're we're good and he's like yeah okay good good like good

so like right like three in the morning me and my mate just fucking pack up our shit and leave oh shit this story this story gets fucked up okay oh my god it's already you've already been to jail and you're being held hostage but carry on tell me where it gets bad bro i've got to the taxi right so this tech these taxi people oh i haven't even explained bro i've called a taxi rank and i've told them this whole situation and at the time sam had just had like some crazy controversy come up so the chick on the phone has just been like oh that's not a bit but i had no worries we'll send someone to pick you up we want you to get away from him we get there i'm like yeah i'm on bail i need to smoke my weed

quick um and then i don't worry we've got weed you can smoke our weed so i'm not chilling with these taxi people working out where i'm gonna go smoking weed with them somehow um nice well i'm looking through my contacts i'm like who the fuck is near pennsylvania anyone anyone the only person who i knew which is i knew them from way back on an old live streaming website used to chat back in the day is eugenia cooney the the anorexic chick the anorexic ching wait what cooney so i held up a picture of eugenia cooney oh yeah you got yeah like yeah bro like hey taylor you asked me earlier how to where you might get some human bones before you guys see her this is a chick who really understands calories in calories

out goddamn right she does oh yeah but bro i'll pick her up and she's like explained all the shit to her mom and she's been like yeah come over and i'm right i got like a 16 hour coach from pennsylvania to like fucking connecticut and um yeah and stayed with eugenia cooney for like a 16 hour coach from Pennsylvania to like fucking Connecticut. And yeah, and stayed with Eugenia Cooney for like a week. She looks happy. You know what? Being around her. She is actually a happy person in that sense.

And like, she looks like she'd be adept at capturing flies. She looks like she'd be adept at capturing flies. I feel like she could escape from jail. Tell me if she could slip between the bars. Yeah, escape from jail. She's like a mouse. Just happened to help Eugenia Cooney and stay at her house for like a week. So you just reached out to her her she was the only person you knew and she just

totally was like yeah yeah come stay yeah i mean if you've ever if you ever see her she's pretty cool you'll know she's just one of them people who's like yeah of course yeah yeah she's a poor decision maker that's what he means yeah oh yeah you can tell you can definitely tell that yeah this animal into her house it's subtle subtle, but I called on that. Don't the rest of the green-haired knife boys want to come with you? I want to know did the knives match?

They actually did match in the sense that they were all the same type of knife. Yeah. Did he try and teach you anything about knives, like defensively or attacking or he just insisted you be strapped up no okay so did he ever brandish yeah have a knife for them times we need it on them hikes you know did he often have the knife out like doing like stuff with it playing with it maybe want to talk to you yeah so there's a little bit of

implied threat there, right? You know, the sort of thing where we're having a conversation with someone and one of you has a weapon out. The thing is, even in thinking about this, I can't forget the good times, which were like us driving the big van. He wouldn't let you. I remember like times like that.

The montage. We'd put it on cruise control and we'd have somebody swap the driver. We're the best of friends. montage. We put it on like cruise control and we have like, somebody swapped the driver. We're the best of friends. So you'd put it on cruise control and then no one would be driving? No, we swapped the drivers like while he's driving and shit,

like with cruise control because the way the seat was set up, you could literally just like have somebody just swap over from either side. I've done that before, yeah. Yeah,

yeah. Like, you know, that was kind of fun. That was about it. That was the only fun stuff. They were the good times. Yeah.

Man, Sam, this is, I. Like, you know, that was kind of fun. That was about it. That was the only fun stuff. They were the good times. Yeah. Man, Sam, this is, I don't know who that guy, is it Sam Pepper? Is that his name? Yeah, you don't know Sam Pepper at all? So I know his name. If you described him, I would know him. But, you know what I mean? He's one of those people. But, wow, that sounds awful scary.

It sounds like he had a borderline Mansson-esque cult type thing going on to me it's weird when you want people to to dress like you and look like you and and like i was weirdly i was the one who had green hair originally and it was more like he was trying to change the whole time and then also trying to be like me it was really weird it was it was almost like he was trying to like take the good qualities from me and add them to himself and then take away... He wanted to get inside you. And then make us the same. It was very strange. Walk around in there.

But that's the thing with Sam. I've always said to people, I've been like, this guy will just fuck you over for money. That's the main thing he'll do, try and wrap you into something and then just be like, yeah, you owe me money now. And it's happened with all of his relationships. We talked with something with sam pepper because there was that clip of like he did the same thing ice did we talked about that with like the the the kind of pump and dump

uh crypto thing okay and like remember i think it was the audio clip we heard of ice like talking about uh sam doing that to his audience with like a hushed reverence and awe like yeah can you believe he did this a genius a michelangelo he's like taking influence from that like i can do that to my heart right i mean what happened to them other than they got real... made a lot of money? I have no idea. Their reputation was damaged, Kyle. That's priceless. Aren't they still doing the same thing they were before?

No, none of them have really... They can't ever upload YouTube videos again, right? They have to just kind of... I don't know, actually. Ice is fine, but Sam isn't. I don't know. It was a weird juxtaposition.

I saw a picture of Ice Poseidon with that UFC fighter that Israel Adesanya defeated the other day to take his belt back, the Alex Pereira guy. And it was so weird to see a picture of them together. I was on the MMA subreddit. How are they ever running in the same circles like like how how are those two men in a room together that one was weird to me but yeah i remember the whole when he was talking about the the crypto thing and i think we were just joking about how criminal it is to do that we're worse you know oh we should do that and rip everybody off and i was actually going, yeah.

Like, literally fucking that. It's brilliant. The ultimate team. I mean, Woody's talked about this before, though. Is it really ripping them off if you're going, Hey, this is a ripoff. Buy some. Buy a ripoff here.

Get your ripoff. Everybody get some. I'm going to profit. You're going to cry. Come on, come on. come on and there you go oh look at all this money i was doing that though i think ice was trying to be like yeah this is our coin for like the cx network because i don't know if you remember back in the day you used to have like the cx network thing i do live streaming platform and like you know it was supposed to be some fucking coin for that or whatever but yeah and then he pulled the rug out but i feel like trump did it the right way like hey these are nfts this is bullshit i'm selling

you a registration that you paid this i'm selling you receipts essentially yeah for for the things you're buying and uh everyone knows that's what they're buying there's no scam there's no rug to pull there's no like trump didn't say anytime you want to cash it in i'll give you your money back he said the trump one is almost different like trump was so fucking late to the nft thing that by the time it came out everyone was roundly mocking that like most people mocked at them sold out instantly early second round it sold out instantly but like if you remember the early nft shit the way it was presented by all these influencers and people was like this monkey face with a pirate hat

oh i just got in at the ground level for 300k you fucking idiots do you have any idea what this will be worth i wouldn't sell this to you for a million right now i would like and i'll tell you what's gonna and it's just totally misleading bullshit trying to manipulate if you like go on the rabbit hole of like the crypto accounts on twitter like the incestuousness like the behind the scenes like pumping stuff and and like none of so many of these people don't fuck like they know what they're doing they know what they're doing like i haven't looked at it for a month and i want to say trump robbed the people who support him but the truth is at least a month ago they made money those things went up so i don't know where they are he did a second round of them and those sold out as

well how long was the gap when did all this come out significant the second round came out a couple of weeks ago oh shit when did the first one come out? Months ago. Four months ago, let's say. But this is how dead NFTs are. I didn't even hear about it. Well, his were so silly. Let me tell you this.

Zach, show us some of the images. These are the worst I've seen. I remember when the first ones came out, not only not understanding it, because I feel like the NFT thing, they do this thing. They're like, yeah, we've got this cool thing. smart people understand it though it's so it's so cool it makes money and everybody gets rich but only the smart people can get in on it and you're like i'm smart well let me explain it to you then i'm sure it won't go over your head let me know if any of it goes over your head you're a big big dumb dumb poory um so here's how it works and you're like

i'm not a dumb dumb poory i'm on board all right a hundred thousand please here's your teddy bear a real one nope a picture of one a well-drawn picture nope so you're saying i own the picture no no you don't not at all what you own is a receipt for this picture and i'm like does that mean that no one else can use the picture that i own it that i have rights to it you have nothing but proof that you paid for this picture it's a flex like you know what these these would actually be sick as a physical trading call i know like like like magic the gathering cards god oh my god trump the gathering and it's all him with different stats and attack values capitalism the gathering with emperor donald trump yeah you're gonna love it it's like magic but it's not gay it's all me like that's what he would you could you could play your fucking um

hush money card i love that one the one you're on with him in that big uh overcoat standing there like a cowboy that's like he's gonna sell you some drugs look drugs. Look at the smirk. Taylor, I play sexual assault accuse. I play ignore. I can't read those numbers. How much is this selling for? I counter it. I play Don Lemon coverage. That counters the ignore.

I play racism. It can't be that trump card. It can't be that Trump card. It can't be taken down. Yeah, there'd be one Trump card. That'd be the thing. And it would just get you out of whatever trouble you were in. It'd be like Monopoly, except with lots of hush money and sex. Have you guys followed his rape trial at all?

It's going on right now. Rape trial, huh? I think it's going to be a be a he said she said regardless of what that reddit article said the reddit article said it's not he said she said it is article you're talking about uh i'm just saying like like i think it's gonna be a he said she said thing and it's there's not gonna be nothing again so she's got this it's all about the he said she has two other people who say that he got them to she wrote about it i guess way back when it happened and she has a dress supposedly with his semen on it that he anytime

he could commit like do a dna test and get himself out of this prove that it wasn't him but he's not doing that yeah mr president go down there come in a cup do it for us or else i don't know if you need to do come can Can you not get it from saliva? Sure you could. But that's how I've spent it in my media room. Don't try to get the president down there to jerk off. I won't do it. I'm not going to jerk off.

Dude's in his upper 70s. He can't. Yeah, we'll see where this goes. In any case, regardless, it's not a good look to be having a rape trial we'll see if it hurts him come on you know it's not gonna hurt him who's the who's the voter out there who's the voter out there dude it does hurt him oh no it's like this not donald there are sycophants who will vote for donald if he shoots someone on fifth avenue that

much yeah he's not gonna lose 25 30 of the country but when he needs to actually win an election defending yourself against rape allegations is bad i mean brother don't you remember when he won the first time it was like the thing came out about like grab a bite of pussy and all that yeah before the election. Yeah. Yeah. That was bad, but they immediately changed the story to we're investigating Hillary Clinton for her emails. That's what happened.

Comey came out, said, you know what? We are indeed investigating Hillary for emails, took all the wind out of the sails out of the access Hollywood bus tape. Yeah. He's a good politician. That's not true.

He's a bad politician. You just gave a great example of it. Kyle's right. He didn't do it. He didn't influence Comey to release that information somehow? True. He did not influence Comey. He wasn't president.

He was the citizen at the time. Why did he do it then? Why would Comey railroad? He explained it. What happened was they had talked about Hillary being under investigation, and she wasn't. And Comey felt obligated to be like, she's not under investigation. And then she was.

And he's like, I didn't see a good answer. I didn't see it all. Like, what am I supposed to do? Let the original thing stand when it wasn't true or say now she's under investigation. And he felt like he didn't have a good choice. Makes sense. Goodness. Well, I don't think anybody who...

I don't think he's going to lose a single vote because of some silly rape trial. I saw Jon Stewart covering sort of the entire media. He skips to eight different people throughout the fucking media and their reaction to his Stormy Daniels trial. And they've all given up already. They've already given up. They're like, it's really just a big nothing. Just a really big nothing.

And like everyone's saying that this is what's going to happen every single time because no one has enough attention for legal matters. No one fucking cares enough because it's about accounts and money moving around. No one cares. It's not it. No one cares. He's Donald Trump. That's what they care about. There's no voter out there who is... He might. He might. But he won't lose a single vote because of this rape thing. That's not true. He's going to lose tons of votes, just not MAGA sycophant votes. MAGA sycophant votes will vote for him for anything. He thinks God, Emperor Trump is going to win and that

nothing he does is wrong. But there are reasonable people out there who are like, fuck. How many trials and rape accusations? He's got two dozen rape accusations at this point. This is bad. I disagree. I don't think that anyone has held on through the first 15 or 20 rape accusations. And now this is the one. You know what I mean?

Like this is not you're making this out to be the final straw But it's no more Of a big deal than any of the things that came before It seems I don't actually think it's the final straw I think it adds up That's what the final straw means It doesn't have to be the final one

After this comes the Georgia Election tampering thing And after that comes something else. Okay. So people who are trying to pick a president, not people who've already picked their president, but people who are deciding, look at this stuff and it hurts him. I disagree.

I don't think anyone cares about all that stuff. I think they care more about that. Yeah, Woody, I think you're thinking that Americans are smarter than they actually are. I think the majority of Americans do not think like that. I think they're mad about the economy and the war. I think they care about gasoline and inflation. I think they might want that down. Inflation's down. Unemployment's down. What's the economy? I mean, the economy is not good. The consumer price index is horrible. The unemployment is down because the entire economy was destroyed for two years. And we're just now kind of catching back up. Like, of course, you're like tons of people lost their jobs.

Oh, yeah. For two years, they did lockdowns. Tons of people lost their jobs. Huge dip in labor participation. And now we're seeing a natural incline with the like everything being open for the last year and a half like average cost of commodities as far as how much people are making has risen dramatically energy is more expensive food's more expensive cost of living has gone we're on the verge of world war three the economy is the number one issue like at times like this, the average person is worried about their financial future. They aren't even plugged in to some little drama thing at times.

Also, if we're going to dig up drama, Trump was right about COVID the whole time, and the left was lying to us. That's what we found out, that they were constantly lying. I'm talking about Fauci. What lie? Well, he went back and forth about the mask thing, whether we needed the mask or we didn't.

At one point, he was lying so that people wouldn't scoop them up because he wanted certain people to have them. That's true. It was completely mishandled. And the way they lied about the... They made this whole thing about China an issue where Trump was this big, stupid racist. Anybody who thought that China had anything bad to do with it?

Sweet China. You think sweet China would cook up a virus in a lab? No, that's what Trump was saying. Trump was saying that the leader was doing an outstanding job, that they had under full control. He mishandled it. It's called the China virus, the Chinese virus. You know, he's going off about that stuff early on and they were mocking him. Dozens of times.

I'm sure there was a situation where he was in front of cameras and they asked him a question where, yes, and you wanted him to attack the leader of China publicly about this. Well, you just gave him credit for attacking the leader of China publicly. No! He's trying to have it both both ways I don't think that's what

Kyle saying no not at all no I was saying that Trump was out there out front saying this is a Chinese virus this came from there that's why I call it that and it may have come from a lab or from one of these crazy wet markets he did he wasn't pointing out xi jinping or whatever that guy's fucking name is there was no reason to do that and if a if an international news reporter asks you something about your opinion about the the leader of china you better not say anything stupid because you're going to be in a room with that man and it's our biggest trading partner right in the world yeah it's a it's a strategic opponent we've got an

issue with taiwan there's the we we want to know they're they're uh the the south china sea stuff where they're stealing those islands maybe don't aggravate all that was he hard on china or easy on china i'm trying to figure out what you're well he uh he at the time like covid started he was the one who was like banging the drum being like, it's a Chinese virus. It's from China. Immediately, we need to close our borders. Nobody allowed in. And he was roundly mocked as a racist xenophobe. Like, oh, you're crazy.

Wow, you're afraid of this? Like, oh, like, and he also said China has been working hard to contain the coronavirus. The United States greatly appreciates their efforts in China's transparency. It will all work out well, in particular on behalf of America. I want to thank President Xi. Yeah, that's a good statement. That's like a way that you're trying to mitigate. He can do no wrong in the sycophant's eyes.

This is not a sycophant thing, dude. And then he can say they did a great job. And in both cases, he's just wonderful. I'm not saying the nuance. The nuance of you have to maintain proper relations with a geopolitical semi-ally, semi-opponent, largest trade partner. You can't go put their president on blast. It's a very bad look. At the same time.

Was it a bad look when he called it the Kung flu? Was it a bad look when he called it the China virus? Like he's doing both. And in both cases, he's right. In a way, yes. He is critiquing China as an entity. As if he could do no wrong, right? There's a difference between talking about China abstractly and zeroing in on the president and leader of that country.

There's a huge difference. One is taken personally. The other is not. One can't be ignored. The other can't. He was doing name-calling, right? He was gaslighting America with regards to how severe this coronavirus was going to be. And it seems like when he says it's no big deal, you praise him for his leadership.

When he says it's a big deal, you praise him for his leadership. That there's nothing he's done in regard to handling COVID that you guys have any problem with. And he actually handled it pretty poorly. I don't think we're talking at all about the entire handling of COVID. We're talking about how he communicated on the PR side to Americans and also signaling framing to Xi Jinping or whatever the fuck you say, like there is a difference between saying this is Xi Jinping. He's a bad guy. He's an evil guy. Like and saying, you know, it's coming from China.

They're doing whatever they can to stop it over there. We we appraise them for trying to stop it. But it's coming from China to Chinese a chinese virus folks like that that is what was said and that's how it was like that is the framing of it very different he would go back and forth between blaming china and praising china and that's an inconsistent message that kind of flip-flopping would burn most politicians. But with Trump, it's all baked into the cake. I loved that he always maintained that respect and a little bit of compliment

for whenever any world leader was brought up. What do you think about Vladimir Putin? He's a smart guy. Well, you can't disagree with him. He is a smart guy, right? What are you going to say? I think he's a murderer how's our how's our next negotiation gonna go with vladimir putin well like i'm mad put yourself in vladimir putin's shoes right you know if if he's if you hear that you're like you know i bet donald thinks poorly of me but they asked him that question to pit us against one another you know how this is with youtube right some? Some of you will be like, hey, what do you think about wings? Let me measure my answer before I give this. You know what I mean? He was always kind to Putin, to China, to King Jong-un, but he wasn't so kind to

the leader of Germany, Merkel. He wasn't so kind to the leader of France. He wasn't so kind to the leader of Japan. He wasn't so kind to the leader of Canada. Because we have to be scared of these other people? Yes. It seemed like he was... Yeah, of course. Yeah. He treated his friends poorly and his enemies well.

And I always thought it was weak. He kicked his friends in the ass. Remember, his problem with Merkel is they weren't paying their percentage of the money to the UN, and he was wanting them to get energy independent from Russia. And they were laughing at him. Yeah. Yeah. He had legitimate beef with our allies. Canada said recently that they'll never meet their percentage of the defense budget for the UN, whatever that is. The EU. He had a good point. I think it was NATO, but I'm not positive.

I think it was the amount they were supposed to pay into NATO. So what it was, they were supposed to pay a certain percentage of the GDP and they never did. But America did. So it kind of seemed like we were paying for all the military and nobody else was. He had a good point. I just didn't like that in general he was harsh to his friends and kind to his enemies.

I thought it was weird. I think you only make peace with enemies. I like that little idea.. I like that little idea. And I remember that Kim Jong-un didn't know that Donald had said that stuff about him when they met. And they said, yeah, he called you the little rocket man. And he goes, ha ha, rocket man's okay, but not little. Like, that guy didn't know anything about Twitter.

See, Trump is scoring all those points on Twitter, like trashing them, and they didn't get on the phone with the guy. I think that could be cool, and maybe they didn't get anything done, it didn't seem. But at least he tried. I appreciated the effort. I just think if you're going to have to negotiate

with someone like Vladimirladimir putin it's in no one's best interest for the president to be the one out there um calling him awful things he should be calling him a smart guy a worthy adversary perhaps something like that but he shouldn't be calling him you know the butcher of whatever the fuck or the murderer of who was it and the kgb agent of 20 years. You let someone at a lower level who puts that stuff out for the White House. A senior administrator told us today that that sort of thing. The president needs to be able to go in a room with these people eventually and speak for all of us.

For things that matter. It never came off as that sophisticated to me. It came off as he just liked putin he liked that putin was an autocrat and he seemed to like all the autocrats i mean we do too right like putin's fuck i mean aside from the evil that putin does there's a lot to it's like man but he might be the richest guy in the world i want that guy that guy's got this war going everyone's shitting on him right now and he's like a heel in the WWE laughing. He doesn't care. He doesn't care.

He's waging a war over there. There's hundreds of thousands of people dead. Nobody's going to do anything. That's true. And it doesn't, based on not looking into it, no signs of ending. Yeah, no signs of ending that I've seen. man uh just better and better

gopro videos that new gopro 11 kicks ass i think i've seen more people die on the internet in the last 18 months than i have before that i've seen so much war footage basically drones dropping grenades same thing with twitter since elon took over where like you see loads of like death and fight videos now there are more fight videos now yeah really oh like yeah i found that like recently my timeline is just loads of fight videos like it's just super weird and i've seen loads of people saying the same thing i'm sure like the top comment on on this will probably be like oh my god that's been happening to me yeah i bet it drives engagement like it do you watch them right you're fast i don't interact with them i don't like them i don't like comment on them or anything but i think it's just from like it must know when you know and then you stop and then you look in

it's like taking that you know i'm going off of not a lot but like like facebook pushed political stuff call it four years ago something whatever it was and uh it was like bad in some ways and people had bad vibes about it but good gosh did they interact right just debates went like wild and facebook was getting more views and it was getting more attention it was doing great and then there was a whistleblower inside who figured out that like they're kind of doing this intentionally and it's bad for america so they stopped and facebook's interaction has gone down since then i'm just guessing that twitter is like shit you know what this is the kind of content people watch no one scrolls past a fight video without looking at it and maybe they're getting pushed by the

algorithm and you never know if it's going to be a good fight or not if it's going to be one where it's like you get to enjoy a fight video there has to be a lead-up that shows someone like being bullied yeah because otherwise you're a bad guy someone's going to like those ones where it's like it starts in the middle and it's someone getting their head stomped in it's like oh like this is upsetting i really dislike this like that guy's life is potentially over he's not going to be the same his teeth are all fucked up at least a rough one okay yeah like it's like it's like getting curbs down you really like when the good guy wins oh no one of the ones that came up recently was like a little british kid like going down the street and someone like from his school is

bullying him for having a turban on and then he like goes around and just like knocks the guy out it's like the best seen that one fight video ever especially It's good when it happens a lot. Especially in the young... They'll be acute. They're both like 13 in this scenario. One of them's cool. Obviously good looking. He's got the flippy hair or whatever's in style. And then another guy's fat. And the cool kid's picking on the fat kid.

He assumes that his charisma is going to win fights. But it doesn't. Mass wins fights. The fat kid picks him up and brings him down like he's a band-man from the Flintstones. And you got to love it.

I love it. It's the one time I root for fatties. You're not talking about Hawaiian shirt fat guy out front of the bar, are you? No, but I'm interested in what you're talking about. This is an older fight clip clip but there's this guy who is built like a brick shithouse like he is overweight in the most imposing way where like the fat is clearly

a bit of thin viscera surrounding a powerful powerful man a little hank from breaking bad maybe much stronger much stronger like a guy that you would look at and even though he's overweight you would go that guy's deadlift is probably insane like he has one of those asses where you like he turns and khakis and you're like that guy squats like that guy's and he's in this he's like he's wearing a opened hawaiian shirt now when a dude's arms fill out an open shirt like that dude's imposing and these people start fucking with him and he like is clearly like smiling at the prospect before it starts and he has like the form of someone who's never thrown a punch ever but he's still like chaining his lower body into it and he's hitting them like with this side of it like just hitting them like

that in the side of the head and he's taking people off their feet he's hitting people so hard that they're like getting lifted off a little bit like they're hit by goku and they're like uh he he picks a guy like tries to tackle him. He picks him up and like care, just carelessly tosses the man away. Just, just throws him over, throws him the other side in the middle of the road. It's one of the best fight videos ever because at the end,

the dude has a slightly ripped shirt and there's like four guys who need to go to the hospital right now. See, I like those fight videos when I call that a, a feats of strength and prowess video. And he was being, um, and sometimes you have the classic good versus evil the bully versus the bullied but i prefer uh a little genre video that's more chaotic i don't need good versus evil i need chaos

man okay so i are fat black woman versus car you were so goddamn close i saw one the other day and you know when a big fat black woman is letting somebody You were so goddamn close. I saw one the other day. You know when a big fat black woman is letting somebody know that she's about to go off and she starts clapping her every syllable? I'm letting you know right fucking now! She's doing that at a camera. She's doing it at an explorer. No, no, an expedition.

She is clapping at an expedition and she's standing between the pumps at a gas station She's doing it at an expedition. She is clapping at an expedition, and she's standing between the pumps at a gas station thinking that those barriers they have are like a white knight or a man. No, they're not. But someone who would step in and save you, Woody. Those things will do that. The barriers that prevent you from crashing into the pumps,

they are. Yeah, but they're not going to help her, it turned out. Because she's like, I swear on my motherfucking kids. She's swearing on our kids' life that she's going to fuck this lady up if this lady fucks with her. And this lady just gives it hell. Full force forward, runs her down, knocks her out of the way. A man is trying to hold on to the car's door handle,

and he's being drugged. And you get this view of his face he's going as it's dragging him through the pumps now she's going through one set of pumps and she's going through another shit's going everywhere she's destroyed two cars and then and the and the cameraman is having a great time it's a black cameraman the best this isn't the first time he's seen some wild shit and and he's good enough to like he's showing the mayhem and she's she's left now she's it was one solid acceleration knocking everybody down moving cars hitting pumps getting gone in one burst but then he pans up and she has got into a crazy accident a hundred yards from the gas station

and the car is upside down now. She crawls out of her car and comes back doing this. This is her. She starts clapping herself. She's like proud that she just destroyed her car and two or three more down the road. Yeah, when I see the video, you can just about see it in the corner as he turns around. You can see her like gas station and then just like run up the front of somebody's like really low car and it just flips it over. It's just. Yeah.

Can you go back to that second picture, Zach? Man, that level of I can only dream of that kind of confidence, like clapping and screaming at a Ford Explorer. Yeah. The barrier on the far right of the picture? It's half-cut. I do. I thought you were saying that wouldn't stop a car. I guess it was the

flower pot she thought would protect her somehow. Or the garbage can. Kyle's muted. You're muted, Kyle. Yeah, the flower pot and the trash can, the window washer shit. She was kind of perched between that and the car. Oh, this is an action shot. Is she a bat or something?

Oh, this is a different video, clearly. This looks like a person assaulting a... This looks like a... I don't know what this is. Is this from the same video, Zach? Or is this just more mayhem with Americans? I choose to believe that on the right, there's that white woman mansplaining what's happening.

She's the over here. Mansplaining. They were linked together. Oh, maybe she hit the car and that's what brought it all on. Who fucking knows, man? I like that kind of video, though. I like chaos. I like when there's these videos where you have a block fight, I'll call it, where all the big girls in in the neighborhood come out and they're out there rolling and there's ass in the air there's

titties flying out there because they're all wearing inexplicably like tube tube dresses that don't fit them night club we have a night club all the time with these but yeah because these women and sometimes they're hot right there? Gorgeous 22-year-olds or whatever. And in their thongs rolling around, the dress quickly rolls up to their belly button. No, I'm talking about some nappy-headed hoes in a neighborhood going at it. And there's wigs coming off, getting pulled. And it always ends with someone getting their ass whooped too bad. And they either go to a gun or a car.

Now, I don't like it when the gun comes out. You don't need that. You've gone too far. But when they go and hop in their Honda or their Nissan, often it's a Nissan Altima I've seen. That has killed more black women than fucking sickle cell anemia.

Any of that shit. Content creators out there, just know Kyle prefers vehicular homicide the sound that that you hear when a cop when a car hits a group of people it's like it's this heavy multiple hit thing it's just music to my ears tell you another sound i saw an awful video this weekend no jokes aside there was a helicopter parked and you're and you're looking at it sort of a three-quarters angle it's on the ground, but rotors are spinning, you know, rear and front. What do you call that thing in the back? It's the rear rotor, right? You call it a rotor? Tail rotor, I think. Tail

rotor. Thanks. And there's a lot of people, there's maybe five men there standing around the chopper, three of them in a group, kind of looking at it. I don't know what's going on, but then this one guy is going to run around behind the helicopter and and he's at a brisk jog. And no one can stop him because the helicopter is so loud. And he runs right into the tail rotor. And it goes, vroop! It sounded like that. It hit him like eight times as fast as you can imagine.

Vroop! And he just falls. And the video quality isn't good enough to see exactly how bad he was mutilated, but he just falls, and nobody even goes to help. They just all put their hands on their heads and look away. Because he's done. He ran face first into the tail rotor. Was that just the lapse in judgment?

He didn't know it was there. You can't see it because it's spinning so fast, right? Oh, you would think you would hear the very loud noise of a helicopter going. No, but the top one's going. He assumed it was the top one making the noise. The little back one. Okay. I've never been

that close to a helicopter. I assumed it would be making a... It's a good time. It's super noisy. Yeah, you are. I was in a helicopter once, like a at disney world when i was a kid wait wait you took a helicopter at disney world yeah i think it was it was in florida i don't know if it was disney world there's i was in a helicopter for some reason no it definitely

wasn't disney world because i didn't go there till i was like 12 i was like six or seven and i was there's a temporary flight restriction over over Disney World that's lasted like 40 years. I don't know why they call it a temporary flight restriction, but you can't fly over it. Interesting. Safety concerns, perhaps. Roller coasters or something. You know, it's a terrorist.

The way you guys are saying it, you're making it seem like it's very easy to walk into the tail rotor of a helicopter and I don't believe that. Like, there's no way it's. So it is invisible because it's spinning, you know, you know, like invisible, like a fan, you know, and the audio cue that you're hoping to pick up on. Well, the whole area is so noisy and windy and you're kind of in a hurry to leave the area. Right.

You're trying to get away from the noise and the wind and the top thing. And well, I didn't walk into the back of it in any of my helicopter flights i can't imagine that somebody would you know it's scary people are stupid it's there are some people walking around who are just barely able to do that and asking more of them than that is uh is too is a bridge too far which is one of my favorite expressions i think that a bridge too far comes from um maybe uh d-day during the allied invasion i think they dropped paratroopers in to take these bridges and uh there's and they went a bridge too far i suppose suppose, was the expression, and lost a lot of men. Yeah, we pushed just a little bit ahead of our means. I had a fan land in my front yard with his helicopter and then take me to lunch.

And he also spent a lot of time teaching me how the helicopter works. Some people aren't smart enough to know how helicopters work i'm just saying like are you one are you one of them or it's a good chance yeah that maybe i'm one of them yeah how does a turbine engine work exactly like it's it's an engine that only works you can't start it unless the engine's already started this baffles me like you can't light it it has to already be lit and then it keeps going perpetually. How does it turn off? Turbine engines don't make any sense to me.

I don't get it. There's a gift somewhere. And then he says, Woody, it's like a Bunsen burner. Oh, sure. Like, okay. Say no more. I don't understand why a Bunsen burner is about to make us fly. So you have it hooked up.

There's a propane gas flame, like a flamethrower that keeps it stoked. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know how a turbine engine works either. But I know the helicopter is fucking cool. I've been in a hot air balloon. I did that as a kid. We went to Pigeon Forge or Gatlinburg on one of those cheesy vacations and went on a ride. And I went, I've done multiple helicopters.

I've done the big helicopters and the little ones uh the are robinson 22s and 44s i think is what they are the 22 is famous for being the world's most dangerous helicopter the one responsible for the most deaths and traumatic injuries in part because it is a dangerous helicopter but mostly because it is the most affordable reliable helicopter in that genre it's like like if, I don't know, the Toyota Camry had the most deaths in it. It's like, Jesus, everybody has one, of course. I bet most drownings happen at

pools. It's really hard to fly. Do you know anything about it? If I gave you an Apache, if I gave you, Kyle, an Apache, I think by this afternoon, you could be flying. I could get some justice, finally. And the reason is it self-stabilizes. It's some justice, finally. And the reason is, it, like, self-stabilizes. It's almost like a drone, you know?

You push it forward, it goes forward, whatever, and it has advanced electronics that handle a lot of shit for you. If you know how to fly an Apache, you don't know how to fly a Robinson. But the inverse, or the converse, is not true. If you know how to fly a Robinson, you can fly fucking anything, because that doesn't help you at all. It is constantly trying to tip over and slide into the ground. And you're there like just balancing a quarter on top of a,

I like that though. Pencil dot the whole time, just trying to keep it, keep it up, keep it up, keep it up because it always wants to fall and crash to the ground. So that's partly why they're so deep. It's always pulling in that one direct.

It's always pulling in that one direction and trying to tilt, right? So you've kind of got that as your zero, I would imagine, and an experienced pilot just lives in that zone perpetually, which you just feel comfortable with after a while, I suppose. Both of the pilots I've had were excellent, I felt, as far as I'm able to judge a pilot based on their resume and just how they handled themselves and and the things they were able to do with the with the with the helicopters my 22 pilot was able to get us I'm gonna call

it 30 feet off the ground traveling as fast he matched to speed perfectly with our pit the pigs I was shooting and he flew sideways with my door that's the leading edge so I'm look I'm one ass cheek on my seat leaned out and I'm the leading edge of this of our flight path. It was incredible. And then the 44 pilot, I mean, I let him dangle me from a goddamn rope. So I trusted him clearly. But the other guy that was there that day, because these are completely separate like shoots, the 44 pilot I had, it was that orange helicopter. He he was great there was a 22 there that day too though with a young pilot in his 20s and we asked him how many hours he said you know what

he when his answer was enough the other guy had been the other guy was from nam the other guy was an old white guy gray hair and a beard, like short, short white hair. I trust him. From Nam, he had flown a fucking helicopter. The other guy's answer, enough. He nearly went down. He nearly went down that day. Yeah.

At one point, he was hovering over an explosive that was on fire and could go off any second. And that burst of hot air under his helicopter would have dropped him. The air is thinner. He can't get the lift now. He would have dropped. It would have been like if you were to release a huge amount of bubbles underneath a boat. In paragliding, it lifts you because it's rising air.

And there was this big controversy during a world championship. The guy was bombing out, which means that he was about to end his flight and not do well. And he found farmers burning their field. So he goes to this burning field and starts rising super fast. Dangerous. His wings collapsing. The air is turbulent. It's a total fucking mess.

It doesn't fly anymore. And he's still gaining altitude. The embers start burning holes in his wing, and he's still gaining altitude the embers start burning holes in his wing and he is still gaining altitude he eventually did really well he finished top 5 of this world championship on his fucking wing with holes all over

it it was ratted and destroyed he never flew it again but it extended his flight could have died those are really fun to fly in I would if I was going fun to to fly in um i would if i was going to learn to fly a thing it seems like first of all it seems like the stupidest thing to do however it's the worst financial decision you'll ever make it's the well it's the best if you're

getting into an aircraft i think a 22 right like if you're gonna buy a robinson if you if you were going to get into flying around and and wanted an aircraft, like a thing, I bet a Robinson 22 is fairly affordable. It's the maintenance, right? Don't you have to do, is it an hour ratio, one to one? I've heard that. I imagine it varies by aircraft, right? These military ones are like that. When I first started WoodyCraft, I i had a partner he was 15 years old and uh he had like 30 of woody craft he used his money to buy a helicopter that was his passion he was just always flying helicopters and he took his

share of the earnings and bought one he was only fit you have to be 16 to get a license but at 15 you can take lessons so he even though he could fly a helicopter and he had something like three or four hundred hours of experience he would just pay an instructor to sit in the other seat so he could fly his personal helicopter around they took a cracker barrel a lot that was like one of their favorite missions to go get lunch you think you get all right we've talked about trying to pull pussy with a car but man i bet with a could you do it with a helicopter could you land your helicopters i know definitely at a high school you've had a helicopter to high school pussy with any vehicle a lamborghini a ferrari i can bring them all back in and raise razor scooter

anything i'm just wondering like like ladies i feel like i remember a story of like some guy i can't remember it's like some famous stories i'm sure somebody would again somebody tell me in the fucking comments or somebody but there is some famous story about a guy who used to go about like with a helicopter made like some bet with some guy at a bar um really famous story and then he like started picking up chicks with girls with it like landed in like areas where he shouldn't live and then got massive fines for it fuck i wish i could remember the actual story and it wasn't just i believe i wonder what the rules are you would get signed landing yeah what like could you if you really wanted to could you just like find a public field and just land i do it with my paramotor like we go to waffle house and shit i think you can i think you can i and

i really think it's unlikely. No, not a parking lot. Well, you know this, Woody. It's not like there's air police, right? So you could probably just do whatever you wanted as long as you didn't fuck up and hit some power lines one day or careen into a house. Then you're in trouble. My experience has been sometimes people report you to the FAA even falsely. Well, that's your unique situation that you have.

That's because you're you. I know what that feels like. Not as bad as you, of course. Mr. Woodworth, we have credible reports that you're going to fly your paramotor into the sixth floor of the Freedom Tower. Sixth floor!

Fuck you. I could get to the 12th. I'm sure you could. You could fly over. Of course you could. I've been to 12,000. My friends have been to 18,000 feet. That's so cool.

1,700 or something? 1,776, right? I think. I'm not positive yet. I fly higher than that every flight. Makes sense, of course. Yeah. I think about you. Whenever I talk to my dad,

if we talk about you, he's like, are you still flying that thing? He's always had just a little bit of interest in uh in those things since we so we were hunting one time someone flew one over us and we were waving so they were like doing tricks above us you know flying back and forth sort of putting on a show for us and so after doing like quick research ah they're like 10 or 12 000 and we were looking at the trikes i don't think we knew the other kind existed. And he was borderline buying one of those things back in the day.

He's like, yeah, we could just build a runway right here in the field. I had the same idea. I was really tempted to buy one at one point because when I was living not in central London, I was living out in the countryside. Yeah, there's fields everywhere. Just fly wherever you want. I know like six van lifers who have a paramotor they just drive around and fly into cool places my um acros club the the more we launch in lake

hartwell i think we're getting insurance like this week or next week and maybe two weeks from now the club is back up and running so oh good yeah i didn't know that was a hold-up or of anything uh in brief the national army corps whoever runs the army corps of engineers thank you that's what it is the army corps of engineers shut us down because they operate the lake we worked out of and once we assured them we weren't commercial and they just said we'll get some insurance which turned out to be tricky and we're almost done did they voice the issue or did you go to them ask for permission and then they said no a random pilot reported us as if we had done something wrong like these guys are flying over the lake and we're like yeah you know faa part 103 regulates the faa came back and said

They're breaking no rules But the Army Corps of Engineers said You know You can fly around, the flying part's not the problem It's the run The seven feet we run on the grass That's the part they're worried about Before we launch

There's nobody to talk about that with either If it was something else you could go to A little politician there And those people are so friendly with they love having a someone come in their office and have a problem that they can actually solve if you go you go talk to a small town mayor because you can get right in there what's he doing they'll usually think like that but with the army corps of engineers yeah whenever i was going to do something silly like i i um i had a pretty good relationship with the sheriff and in like both places because we're always blowing shit

up and getting calls and their deputies are having to come out so it was good to to talk to those people beforehand and but with army corps of engineers that's the fucking i don't know exactly what that is but i think it's a federal army like side quest that they're on over there to maintain that and secure that that dam over at lake hartwell and the lake that uh that supports it all that stuff i wanted to uh to ask drew some some core competency stuff some about weed obviously that seems to be all right your your expertise so what what do we not know about yet they got all these new thcs all the thca the thcb cde all the way through zed like what what's the next thing what's what's on the horizon so i i'm gonna say because of your, you probably don't want my opinion on some of the,

some of the other, some of the, you know, the newer stuff that's been coming about. So I will, I will not, I will not give my honest opinion on that, but for the future,

the main thing I see really popping off is hash rosin. Like with the, with the vapes, like in the real weed scene, when, when you guys start seeing the real hash rosin like with the with the vapes like in the real weed scene when when you guys start seeing the real hash rosin cartridges that is going to be an absolute game changer because when you can actually smoke a cartridge and it tastes like you're smoking a joint with that real flowery

nice terpene taste that's when it is yeah game changing isn't that what live resin is like like can't you kind of so like live resin is definitely a more terpy version of like extract but uh hash rosin or like dry dry hash rosin is like a really crazy technique that even i kind of struggle to fully understand but you have to like wash the the um you have to wash the flour with uh like ice and then you've got to squish it it's it's pretty crazy interesting yeah i i always find it fascinating how many different ways they're able to derive a high out of the same goddamn plant and at some point i'm wondering how much of it is this a new way to to make money and market because fucking dabs get me ripped if i

was gonna if i was in a legal state that's what i would be smoking i would have a ball i'd have a fucking ball of goo i want i want my ball of goo to be like levitating or something you know what i mean you just i want it i want a spoon that's at the perfect temperature like a levitating jar no cap that's you can actually buy that now yeah yeah i've seen them that's what i'm saying i want i want a little electromagnetic thing or whatever i want to i want to levitate that that's what i would smoke and i can't imagine anything more potent than that and if there were i don't know if i'd want to try it i smoked that or rather i vaped i guess or i did it in a dab rig that 99.9 percent uh in ill Illinois months and months ago.

It wasn't that strong. I wasn't blown away by that. Like that didn't knock my socks off. When you have extracts, right? You've got to think about it like, like say you do a dab and before you were having live resin and it was like 85%, right?

And you've stuck that dab on there. Okay, you get something that's 99% and you stick that on there well if the size difference is different by that 15 it's gonna feel the exact same when you hit it because i did a big ball of that shit man it was like 180 dollars for for like was it it was maybe a tiny amount. It was like triple the amount of anything else. I paid an exorbitant amount of money for like the

tiny amount of white. And the scary part is it's white crystals. I don't want to be smoking white crystals. But there I am in my Airbnb with a propane torch and a bowl of white crystals smoking them up. I don't want to turn weed into a sketchy drug.

They did it. You agree, right? It's flavorless, the 99% wine. It's weird. The way that vodka is tasteless. It was just burn and high. It's strange. I don't like that. I kind of want to mix it with something that has a bit of flavor. Do you, what do you what they call spliffs or whatever you throw tobacco in do you

do that i know that's big over there it is big over here but no that's because they can't they don't have enough weed right like that's not because that's tasty or a good idea not even that i straight up the reason everyone does it over here is because the like all the dealers they try and make that like a thing like it's this big myth oh you have to smoke your weed with tobacco because otherwise it won't burn properly but that's just the myth so that people can sell shit weed yeah that's silly you guys are like you guys are way behind the times over there no i like once but then you're fine but like i i every time i've smoked a blunt i've really enjoyed it like a well-rolled one especially because the kick of the tobacco gives you this little head rush you don't smoke and the you know

obviously the weed does the rest so that's nice so i i do i do like blunts and i like the little tobacco mix in that sense but smoking them in a spliff like how english people do and how like i used to do back in the day bro you get so addicted to it and it's like like smoking a cigarette even if you already smoke cigarettes you end up getting so addicted i didn't even think about that part yeah because you're like yeah of course you're like you know i think i'm done with the weed guy i'm gonna go to the gas station and buy cigarettes like it's not even that because your brain doesn't even associate it with a cigarette because the whole time you're smoking joints to get it.

It says you need to smoke a joint. It says you need to go to the weed guy because it thinks that's where you're getting the thing from. That'd be a smart business decision to put some nicotine in your weed. I suppose so. We're certainly not doing that at dbg.com. I do actually think about that sometimes where like you'll get a vape from somebody like especially over here in europe or even if you go spain or the netherlands where it's not actually

legal and like although it's tolerated in their shops like it's still uh um you know you smoke on a vape and sometimes you know it's like okay well even if it is sold from a shop they've just bought it from some random guy could have fucking anything in it yeah they could be I mean the common one is like often they'll claim like this is fucking strong as

shit and it's like no it's not like it is just totally false claims about we get spiced cartridges over here yeah people walking around It is just totally false claims about how potent they are. We get Spice cartridges over here. I don't even know what that is. Yeah, people walking around smoking Spice out of a cartridge thinking they've gone online and bought a weed pen. Don't you know immediately when you're like,

oh, no, I'm panicking, it's Spice. I think these people are all young, and they've never had a weed pen before. So they're like, you know, they're just like, oh, I guess this is what weed pen's like. I have never had less fun on a smokable than when i smoked legal spice that i got from a bait and tackle shop and me and my brother and my buddy like we packed up like a bong like not a bomb like a full bowl of it you're not supposed to do that with it and i like took a

a big rip and it was one of those times where like, before I had exhaled, I was like, this was a grievous mistake. Like, because like this, like weed hits you quickly when you smoke it, obviously anything you smoke does,

but this hit you. There's no incline. There was not, you are fucked up and everything is coming at you in, in like, you're seeing 15 frames a second. You're unbelievably panicked and you're like, how long is this going to last? And like 15 minutes later, you're trying to convince yourself that like you're on the down, but you're not.

And then as quickly as it came, like after 20 minutes, just 100 percent gone. It's so scary. It's so it was. I've heard of so many bad experiences. Spices like synthetic weed. It's so scary. I've heard of so many bad experiences. Spice is like synthetic weed. It looks kind of like weed. They sell it in bags and gas stations. It's mostly illegal everywhere in the states now. It should be. It's a little illegal here now as well, but it's still

a thing somehow. How long do you stay high if you burn it and smoke it? This stuff, it was like 15-20 minutes. It was the pot definitely way longer, like hours. But this stuff it was like 15 20 minutes like that's what it was it was the like pot definitely way longer like hours but this stuff like and you could tell when you burned it like there was nothing natural that you were inhaling it was like you threw a bunch of plastic into a bonfire yeah like they get a leaf called damiana leaf and then they spray it with like some random chemical

yeah they uh that that shit was in prison. But I also smelled real weed in prison every now and then. I can't imagine a worse place to do that. Yeah, you know. It doesn't come up on drug tests, so people don't get longer time for doing it because there's no proof. Don't prison guards smell the weed? It's really smelly.

I don't know what it's like in America, but here, i know specifically they they do not care about wheat in in prisons because as if they walk past and they smell weed they go ah he's not smoking spice sweet they walk past your cell and they smell spice they go get the medic get the medic come in he's probably dead on the floor oh spice is dangerous yeah oh yeah yeah it's just totally yeah i only chemical i think i only smelled uh i think i only smelled weed once or twice but um the guards aren't really around like they come around they come around occasionally they're hey it's this and do like a check it's what they really care

about is the roll call yeah everything else Everything else is not that important, right? Yeah, that's all that mattered, that you were there for count. And when that new, what was he? I don't know what made up rank they gave that prison guard. He was a captain or something when the new captain came around. Yeah, the new lieutenant fucking came around. He was all business. He's like, I'm going to clean this little camp up up i understand some of y'all aren't working jobs and it's like he's gonna come and he's coming

to enslave us literally he's like gonna make each of us get a job making a nickel an hour or else and he's like who doesn't have a job and i'm like do i lie i want to be like bro i'm gonna be gone in like five weeks do you really want i'm gonna do a bad sweep up i promise you i will not try at all do not give me a goddamn job and so what i did i just avoided my medical so i never got medically cleared so i never could work a job oh pity exactly what did you have your eyes on what job would you think you would have excelled if i absolutely had to take one i'd probably went with my cellmate and uh gone to the uh i think he did something with cars either washing cars or changing oil it was one of the others mechanic would be my choice like it yeah i'd be interested in what i learned especially if there is a guy

there even remotely interested in mentoring you know yeah he said it passed the time i thought you had to have like a job inside the prison exactly like so it's like you you work on like the the police cars and shit uh yeah all the anybody who works there um their family's cars they can just bring it in and like drive it back to the mechanic shop and that's what we're not the police cars because i was gonna say it's a really bad idea to like let criminals know how oh it was police cars yeah oh yeah there's kind of a bad idea no to let criminals know how the ins and outs of police cars secret about it you know no i was going the other way like like that car is not catching anybody in the u.s this is a really common thing that they're like ah car number 14 621 a lot of memories a lot you can buy retired police cruisers here and as long as you

take most of the shit off of it you're good and and not even most some you need to take the thing that says police off and that's it that so you can drive around with that silly light on the side and and a star there's no law against having a big star on your door. There should absolutely be a law against people who know they're fucking pretending to be cops driving behind you. You can buy old police motorcycles too. I don't know why they're considered terrible.

They're inexpensive and they're often Harleys. And new, they were very expensive. I can get one. It's not the one I want. Are they super okay fucking don cheetle over there get a mustache oh so you just they're just big heavy super comfy no passenger combinations zach show me a picture from chips i want to see don cheetle's big smiling mouth chips he's the guy right the chips guy he's the guy, right? The Chips guy? He's the brown one. Don Cheadle's the black guy in Iron Man, right?

Oh. Who am I thinking of? I don't think... I know them by their names. I'm too stoned, man. Conch and John? I'm probably right about this, but I have no ground to stand on.

There's Emilio Estevez, maybe? No. Estevez? No. That's Don Cheadle? Agreed. Okay, so who's the Mexican guy from Chips, then? My wife would know this.

She's a huge Chips fan. What the hell is Chips? Yeah, see, Woody, this is such an old man type thing that I barely know about it, so none of them know. So this is good shit. I've seen Chips. Not the new Chips! Do you think we're talking about this? Show me old

Chips. Kyle's talking about a movie from six months ago. Oh my fucking god. I hate that actor on the right. He looks like... He looks like... He looks like a rapist, right? like a rapist right we're talking about too our chips tv show google that and and google mexican add that to the thing and you'll get the

guy why do you hate the guy on the right what uh what's he in this pad i said why do you hate the guy on the right here what what's he in that's bad? He looks like a sexual predator, that's all. And I think they CGI'd those glasses on him. There it is. That's the guy on the right. Who's that guy? Thank you. He looks nothing like Don Cheadle. No, he's not.

What's his character's name? Like, for some reason, I'm thinking... Alright, well, never fucking mind. I'm wrong. But there he is. You could be that guy, Woody. Eric Estrada. You're in open carry state, right?

Yeah, yeah. You could do the whole thing. I could put the shotgun on the outside of the motorcycle. Dude, that would be so cool. The guy who owned the gun shop in town, he would drive around his motorcycle with with a uh a ump 45 like the ump on his back it folds up obviously and then he has got a strap so it was like securely on the back of his motorcycle jacket and he's just riding through town with that badass machine gun in his

back i thought that was the coolest thing i'd ever seen it is cool sounds a little dangerous which part the unplanned exit part with a machine gun on your back oh i mostly i'm worried about landing on it and hurting yourself not firing it it was flat against his back i bet it would be kind of nice to slide on oh i didn't think it through that lens i was thinking of the impact any case one of our uh our patrons um link down below if you'd want to join he was showing off in the the our hangout the other day so what he did in the united states if a machine gun is made before 1986 it is what's it is transferable after that date they were illegal but they grandfathered in all the ones made before then and so these are coveted collector's items

these are machine guns that any man can own in this country, as long as you're not a felon. And they're very valuable because there's only so many. And when one breaks, now there's one less, right? There's only going to be fewer and fewer of these as time goes on. There's going to be fires, accidents, whatever. Maybe one gets used in a crime, now it's destroyed. Things happen to guns.

Falling off boats a lot. Falling off boats, getting stolen. And then they're just off the market because they're in in some criminal underworld or thrown away or whatever uh are one of the guys in there bought a a mac a mac i think a mac 10 mac 11 little fully automatic machine pistol they used to be about four thousand five hundred dollars for a transferable one because it's just a piece of shit it's this little thing that goes and shoots a bunch of pistol bullets with a barrel that's i don't know four inches long or something it's not accurate it's just a silly little fun gun to just shoot at the ground or at pumpkins or whatever when would you ever use it

practically like never i mean if you're it would be pretty i think it might be the gun from scarface i can't remember if it's uzis or or Max in Scarface, but it is a suppressed little machine pistol that you could fold it up and it goes in this little case. It's kind of a nice crime gun or assassination gun. I'm sure the CIA or some

group like that has used them to do some stuff before, but as far as a range gun, it's silly. But there's this new kit where you can put the lower of that machine pistol on an upper for an AR, like an M4, M16 type rifle. So now you have an open bolt firing 5.56 machine gun. Yeah, that's a big one though.

I'm not a real expert on those there's a i've shot it's similar to that what he's got but it's smaller um but that's now the price of those has gone up i guess to 17 grand so he paid his 17 grand plus a a couple hundred bucks for a tax stamp and then i think he waited 250 days that's how long it took it took to come all the way through but now he's a machine gun owner and i guess the first thing he did was strap it onto that upper and when you look at it looks badass he's got a 556 open bolt firing machine gun first a video of it and he was the coolest guy at the range that day guaranteed just like just firing fucking

whole clips that would be so fun with a machine gun how so you talked about the upper and the lower and i and shit the lower has all the movement it has the trigger it has the action it has all that stuff but he must have changed something in the lower to handle the bigger bullet no no i i don't think this is exactly what he has um so you can see the difference in the metal um where one thing becomes another right above that pistol grip it's still part of the mac but then you see it turn to a darker gray. All that gray shit is Mac, and then what he's on right now is AR. All that's AR upper.

Yeah. The upper is just the barrel, no moving parts, right? No, it's all the moving parts, essentially. You've got the trigger group down there, but the bolt is moving back and forth. That's the front of the bolt right there. I'm stupid. Yeah, yeah, all right. I see it now. It's the front of the bolt right there. I'm stupid. Yeah, yeah, all right.

I see it now. It's been too long since I've played with guns. Yeah, I didn't know those existed. When he pulled that out, when I heard he was getting the Mac, I was like, yeah, that's a cool investment, but not a fun gun. But then when I saw this, I was like, oh, my God, look where it's made. Wait, did you just say look where it's made? Yeah, yeah, yeah. It says say look where it's made? Yeah.

It says on the side they're made in Atlanta. All the ones I've ever seen were they must have cranked out a billion of those things when the hammer was coming down. There's no telling. A billion of those things? Stamping them out. It's sheet metal, man. I imagine you can make a thousand of those in 40 minutes with a sheet line. When the hammer

was coming down, I've heard stories about them just as fast as they could. They would even... I may get this a little bit wrong, but I think they would just do the paperwork and say they had made them, and then they would get... They just need one tiny piece,

you know? Just the serial number, really, to be the registered... Yeah, American Heroes. American Heroes. We need the 3D printed gun guys know just the uh the serial number really to be the registered yeah american heroes american heroes we need the the 3d printed gun guys i thought that was gonna like be a thing sooner than now doesn't really seem to be uh i think it is yeah i see like youtube like i see like clips but it's like still like a guy not just guns like the 3d print gun guy like well you saw like like the guy the same guy that's got the mac i think isn't isn't he the one that is 3d printing suppressors um so he's 3d printing his own suppressors in nine millimeter oh i didn't catch that you you may be right yeah

yeah yeah 3d printers cheap yet i wonder i don't know probably not his probably not the one that 3d prints ninemm suppressors. Yeah, well he's got machine gun money already, so he's good. He does have machine gun money. I don't think we've ever asked him where his firearm fortune came from, because he's got some toys.

And he's very good with them. He knows what he's doing. Why doesn't a plastic suppressor just bust apart? That's a.22 there. And what he's doing. Why doesn't a plastic suppressor just bust apart? That's a 22 there. And what he was talking about was subsonic 9mm. Very tough plastic. And the real problem wouldn't be from the pressure, because plastic is strong.

And some of that 3D printing stuff is real strong. It'd be heat. If you were to try to rapid fire or dump mags or even go fully automatic, you'd quickly heat the plastic up to the point where it would explode. And I'm guessing those don't have a crazy long lifespan. I don't know how long...

You can shoot through a whole magazine quickly. Oh, yeah. Well, in that pistol. You could dump that pistol magazine. What I'm talking about is, if you had a carbine with 30-round magazines coming out of it, you wouldn't want to be just, like, going off with that thing. I bet you would pop your suppressor because it would heat up,

and it would get weaker and weaker and weaker the higher it got. That's how regular suppressors work. When we would dump machine guns through those things, we were ruining that shit. We knew we were. Like, the company knew they were. They're scrapping one for the sake of the video so what happens when you ruin it does it get louder or does it oh it'll explode it'll melt off if you if you go too far but i'm i was talking about barrels more than anything i saw the guy fire a 50 cal might be kentucky gunsman or something like that a youtuber maybe you haven't seen it but he had a

50 cal that was single shot and you kind of broke the gun in the middle it means there's a hinge in the middle feed it and then put it back together unbeknownst to him the round that he put in it was super hot which I think means it's packed with more gunpowder than you typically put in that round and when he pulled the trigger it broke and almost killed him like the gun exploded he got like cuts to his i want to say cuts to his jugular i'll say cuts to his neck because i know i'm right and his hand got busted up and he uh he went to the hospital he lived but whoa so then he got another gun just like it and another round just like it and duplicated the experiment but this time he didn't pull it with his finger.

He like put himself at us and it blew up again. You can't run any hot round through the gun. What was it? It was a, was it like armor piercing incendiary or slap or something? Ralphos, maybe something slap kind of rings a bell, but he said that he couldn't.

One, he said that the round was a hundred dollars. So it's ralphos it's gotta be uh that's an explosive round if if that 50 cal yeah yeah i'm sure about that okay yeah the only one i know that'd be a hundred buck all right maybe i'm out of out of date too like maybe everything got more expensive but in my day you could i could get armor piercing incendiary for three bucks five bucks a shot something like that and i could get slap tea well i couldn't get it at all it got given to me but i could get ralphos at knob creek for like 50 to 100 around but you never knew if you're getting ralphos or

something that someone had hand painted and then pawned off as such and the very idea of a civilian having some is a bit of a legal who's he, what's it? Because how'd you get that? It's never been sold. It's only for military use. It's like having, I don't know. Somebody stole it along the way, right? It's stolen property.

That's the only way it gets on the civilian market. How did you get that? Where'd he get it? Where'd he get it? Because I know where they come from. You know, it's one of those. Somewhere along the way, somebody put something in his pocket. Yeah.

Those are rad. My 50 Cal? The rounds I bought were $6 each. They're tracer rounds. Maybe that's why they were a little more expensive. Having a gun that shoots $6 bills, it doesn't take long before you start thinking about it.

Like, man, so I'm bad at sighting in a sight. And I spent like $30 on it and still didn't sight it in yet. I'm like, this is the opposite of fun. I'm too cheap for this gun. Yeah. You're like getting mad at yourself trying to insist you're having fun. Dude, people do that all the time. That is such a common thing.

I remember being at the gun store with my dad, and we were buying whatever, but these guys were buying ammunition, and they were bemoaning the fact that they were about to have to sight in their rifles with this expensive ammunition. It was like Winchester 300

Magnum silver tip. The bullets were pretty, dude. When you got them out, it wasn't brass. It was silver. The casing was silver and the bullets were black. And the tip of the bullet was silver. This sounds cool. If you sight in with a cheap round,

does that mean that that nice round is not that accurate anymore? Correct. Yeah. Because the velocity could be wildly different. And we're shooting at range, presumably, if we've got this powerful special rifle. We're probably shooting at 300 meters or 400 meters. So, yeah, if we zero in with a round that's shooting 2,500 feet per second, and then we put this hot shit in there shooting 3,200 feet per second,

and not only that, it's 40 grains heavier or whatever. It could be very different ballistics going on. But my dad was like, oh, I'll sight it in. And he just, you know, because they'd gone through a box of that shit. And I remember how much, it was like $50 a box in 2002. There's lots of imaginary people out there. It was like $50 a box in 2002. This falls to imaginary people out there. It was like $50 in 2002, and Dad zeroed that rifle, I think, two shots or maybe three.

I think he fired two shots. He was like, you can fire a third if you want, but it's on. And they fired the third shot, and it was like perfect. And once you know what you're doing. I didn't have the same experience, but it was you. Yeah, he taught me that skill. Once you've done it a few times, kind of got a feel for it it's it's it's not any magic i'm waving over how he did it and he told me i watched the bullet and it's like like he knows exactly where it was pointing at the time

it the shot doesn't even have to be perfect to kyle if i understand the process right he just remembers where it was pointing when it went off exactly. Adjusts it by the difference between where it went and where he thought it was pointing and then the next one's right. I'm like, how can you see bullets fly? That's not a thing humans can do.

You can see the vapor trail, especially if you've got the sun behind you. If you don't blink at all and you really focus on... You can see it a little bit. Anyway, the first step is bore sighting, right? You take the bolt out and you look down the bore of the rifle, the barrel from the rear. You look all the way through, find the center of that, and you move your rifle until it's pointed perfectly at a bullseye, you know, a crosshair downrange or a little circle.

And then without touching the rifle at all, you look through the scope, the optic, and you carefully dial that in, and you make the crosshair go to where the center of the barrel is pointed. Now you're 95% of the way there. Now you fire a shot aiming right at that bullseye. Wherever that bullet went, you adjust opposite of that it's high into the left turn these dials low and to the right and now you're now the bullet's going to hit where you're you're the bullet's always going to hit where it's going to hit you just got a point there so it's it's it's not that hard when you were in the united states drew like i know you

took advantage of the grand canyon but did you take advantage of any guns any shooting or were you just knives only i wish no i i really didn't i saw a couple guns and that was about yeah yeah it was kind of sad that's surprising that's a shame vegas is famous for that people love doing that when they come to america it seems like everybody's yeah come here and shoot a couple guns weirdly enough the only time i've ever like held and shot a gun was when i was in israel was it a cool one no just some handgun somebody had how was israel it's weird i went out there to film like um like a documentary piece for because they have legal weed out there and um at the time like almost all of our medical bud was coming from israel because even to this day our medical bud in the uk is not from the uk we

have to import it from other countries because the law is very weird um but yeah it was it was just strange to to be out in a country where it's an active war zone it was very odd how did it come about was it just a soldier or a friend who was like hey i got a gun let's shoot um yeah well yeah the gun thing came up with just i was out with a bunch of the homies and i was actually out with one group of friends and one of them had um just like a little handgun and i was like oh bro i've never like been able to you know not since like way back in america i've never like seen a gun in person. I was like, Brock,

can I take a fucking cheeky photo with that and send it to the boy? The guy was like, no, he actually straight up was like, nah, you can't even. He was like, don't look at it anymore.

Smart man. Smart man. Can I take a cheeky photo? The next time I was with another group of people and I saw another gun, I was like, I told them that story. They were like, ah, you can take a picture with my gun, bro. I'm like, yeah, I want to shoot it.

He's like, come with me. We drive for like 15 minutes. And yeah. You see that? See that Palestinian with a slingshot? It was weird, you know, like. Better I can hit that kid from here but i'm with some guys and they're like oh do you want to see this cool smoke spot

i'm like yeah i'll see this cool smoke spot he's like yeah basically we go to this mountain and look at this video so what we do is we roll up and we go to this mountain we see the iron dome we see it stop all of the bombs oh wow like yeah they like sit on top of this mountain smoking joints just looking at the bombs being stopped that's insane so there's incoming shelling or missiles or whatever and the iron dome system is shooting them down and you can watch it like fireworks yeah literally that's awesome you're welcome by the way israel yes we don't even have an iron dome and they get one no one would dare shoot missiles across our border, though, Taylor. I think that we would just move that border then.

You say you don't have an Iron Dome, yeah, but the US definitely has an Iron Dome. It just doesn't have missiles coming to it to show that you have it. It needs to be the best. Our Iron Dome needs to be much better than Israel's. What would it protect us from? Fucking potential strikes.

What would make it better? How would you improve it? Israel already shoots down missiles. I need to expand on my admittedly cursory knowledge of the system. The Iron Dome thing is shooting down small missiles. It's shooting down mortars

and RPG rockets and things like that. No one has one that can shoot down icbms not yet no i was going the complete other direction right i really struggle with it instead of the iron dome just stopping the the shells coming in or whatever and like everything going on um you know do one of those things where you like in america mean you have those fireworks that have ads so So every time it stops a missile, it just has a big ad for some local thing come up in the sky. We're making money now. This guy's a business man.

Delicatessence. That's a good idea. I like that. Or we could, instead of Iron Dome, it could be Rubber Dome. You don't just stop it. We send it right back. These are the improvements I was looking for. Projectile reflection. Rubber reflection blue can be the code name

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on the other team he will always go concentrate because it's stronger and i think i think it's short-sighted i think you're fucking your tolerance up in the long run. How long does it take to get your tolerance back? A couple weeks. I feel like everyone's tolerance is different as well, right? Like mine, I feel like it just gets to a level where instead of just going up and up and up, it kind of plateaus really early. So no matter how much I smoke, it never really goes over what it's at right now. I smoke one joint and that gets me really nice and high right um okay um but it's diminishing returns right like if i smoke one it

gets me super high i smoke two maybe gets me like 50 more high than this like another one you get like an extra 50 off that and then it goes lower and lower until you don't really notice it yeah i never yeah i've never woken up one day smoked a joint and be like wow this didn't get me high yeah i mean i there were definitely time and it's because i was like smoking dog shit quality weed in college that like you'd be smoking a bunch of it and you'd like take i remember taking like three big bong rips of like probably trash weed and just like not being able to like get high like just just like capping out like below even high and being like i something should be happening here but it was also probably because i needed a tea break but for woody's question like if you smoke every day

and then you take one week off and come back there there will be a very significant difference. Oh, yeah, it'll be big. That's not that long. But even if you've been smoking for a long time, it will only take a couple days for it to get back to where you were, like on that nice level. My tolerance has barely improved, and they tell me it's because one edible before bed doesn't get it done. I need to wake and bake.

I need to start training. doesn't get it done. I need to wake and bake. I need to start training. The reason Kyle and Drew have been smoking the entire show and their tolerance is that way where it's not...

He's not going to get so high that he's like, I don't know if I should speak up. If I went in the other room and took multiple bong rips, I would come back in here, sit in front of the camera, and be like, God damn it. Why did I get high? Now I'm going to say a joke.

Someone's not going to laugh. I'm going to repeat in my own head the way I thought that I said the joke, and I'll convince myself that I said a word wrong or something, and then I'm thinking about that, and the conversation's three minutes in the future. You know what that is here? You need to smoke some different weed. It doesn't do that to me any other time.

I just don't want to try and like perform high. Like I don't like it. What's your podcaster performance enhancing drug, Taylor? Caffeine. I guess it would be caffeine, right? Like that's probably the most natural one and even that is a little like you overdo the caffeine and you're just like sometimes and so there's a there's a level but caffeine is definitely the the like doing a show super drug that's why

everybody does cocaine would help i've never done cocaine but it's a it's like adderall right adderall would help some of those people i don't like that shit i don't think you could get to being a like overly talkative and chatty and just about nothing right that can be pretty annoying i know i really do not like talking to someone who's been drinking if i have not also been drinking it's almost impossible if we're both a little loopy then I can giggle when you're, when you say something stupid or you don't get to your point eventually or whatever. And we just kind of like, what were we talking about? Let's have another beer. But if, if

especially, no, it doesn't matter if it's a woman or man, I'm thinking I can both voices. I'm drunk voices. If you're, if you're sober. I'd rather... The slowness, the slurring. Yeah. They're like, no, no. You don't... That kind of shit. When one eye starts doing that,

when you lose control of an eye, and they're fucking like, I got no time for you. Nothing I say to you matters because you're not printing any of this in there right now. You're you're you're nothing's getting printed. You're just on talk mode. You're you're you're.

Yeah. Your brain is fucking addled. We'll have to be repeated anyway. Like, yeah. Yeah. Well phrased. Yeah, I am. I can be conversationally intolerant if someone's bad at speaking in the first place,

you throw in some alcohol. Can I just walk away? I just want to turn 180 degrees and walk. So work and like, like, ah, no, hold that thought.

I'll never see you again. So I don't even drink. So when I go out and I, you know know i'm around people at events and stuff i just have to deal with it at this point because i'm never going to be in a situation where it's like all right i'm going to reciprocate this so i have to just learn to live with you just get so stoned that you're also impaired yeah that's true but then based the opposite if i do that then it means they're going to be like oh yo how you doing bro yo yo this my homie drew and i'm gonna be there like yo bro see that's not the kind of drinker i am though like like the

the idea of like a kyle you know being this rager um uh it's so foreign when when i get drunk i really want to uh like like talk i want to have like a silly conversation I really want to talk. I want to have a silly conversation. I want to be outside drinking and probably smoking and just shooting the shit on a patio. That's my idea of having a good time while I'm drunk. Or maybe by a fire and a lake and it's like

light beer or something and we're just cracking them and eating or something. I have this great memory growing up of eating pheasant balls or something. I have this great memory growing up of eating pheasant balls or something like that with this disgusting white trash beer and it was just such a wonderful combination of those bacon wrapped little bird breasts and the

beer and everything. It was a good day. We were playing poker. I was winning. Wonderful memory. Pheasant balls have nothing to do with testicles. No testicles. Nah. You take their whole breast out. Jalapenos, cream cheese, bacon and you grill them up. It's little chunks of delicious lean meat. I know, I know. For him.

For him. Every story is the first time for me. Yeah. I even know what beers Kyle likes. All the Mexico ones. All the Mexico ones. I can't get down with that Guinness. I remember...

I remember when Guinness sucks. I remember when I was not even of drinking age yet, and I had those roommates, and they always liked those disgusting beers. I couldn't get down with that shit. But Guinness. Oh, Guinness. Come on, Kyle.

Have a Guinness. With his fucking Polack accent. Do you like beer? And if so, which one's good? Kyle. Oh, I like the Mexican beers if so, which one's good? Kyle. Oh, I like the Mexican beers. I like the Mexican beers. The Corona. Dos Equis.

Stuff like that. Corona with lime in the neck. I've always thought it was more tolerable. It's, yeah. It's freezing on like a hot day. That's where it's at. Hey, what's that beer you're supposed to throw a slice of fucking orange in?

What is that? A slice of orange. I don't know. I always see people drinking those beers and they got a whole goddamn slice of orange in there. What kind of beer is that? Is it Blue Moon? A Blue Moon? Yeah.

I could have one of those in forever. Those are good. Did you Google it too, Taylor? No, no. I was like trying to remember back to what beer I've had with an orange in it. I think that might be the only one. Yeah. I haven't had any alcohol in... Shit, when's the last time I drank? I don't know if I...

You overdo. I don't know. Oh, no. No, no, I'm not. I don't think I've had a drink since I could smoke either weed or you know this delta eight stuff i don't think i have because what's the point why would you like bro when you drink it makes you need to pee need to vomit and then you're out of control of yourself that's not even the worst part i was was waiting. Tailor-nailed. It makes you fat. That's the problem. Yeah, and it makes you fat. Everything else I can deal with. Oh, yeah. It's terrible.

It's terrible. Where do you think this country would be if we'd stuck with Prohibition? What do you think would have happened? There would have been a black market. Do you think the country would have been in a worse place than it is today if there was that black market? Let's be real. We'd have people in a much better place. Well, if you could

get everybody to get on board with it but they won't they won't that's the problem they want their bodies right did they give it a good try it's like five years right no almost the whole uh the whole 20s right and then they brought it back in 19 like 31 if it was illegal for 10 years i feel like we know our answer like culture wasn't about to change in less than 50 it spawned al capone you know it spawned the professional gangster in this country in a lot of ways full hey glass half full you're right you're right made their money that's actually true you know yes bootleggers criminals but it's all like the main guys in the 20s like oh sweet like now you've had this little test run with alcohol and alcohol is legal again.

Now you know how to do it with like crack and heroin. Good luck, boys. And a lot of those guys like who were like in charge, like the Nucky Thompsons, so to speak, like were very similar to that at the time. Like publicly, they're like this demon liquid can never be allowed to come back because like they make boatloads of money by selling Canadian fucking booze to the table. So all of them, the Kennedy, it's just, this is reprehensible. And meanwhile, just counting their

fucking millions of dollars from that. Yeah, it is terrible though. We should look at that blueprint and make some money. Heroin's illegal. Get on it taylor you need i tried that woody it didn't go well haven't you heard i was a trafficker drew you did some time didn't you weren't you put away at some point

not not not not on a serious one i mean i've had no multiple times where i've been in jail but i've never been sentenced with anything i've always no multiple times where i've been in jail but i've never been sentenced with anything i've always managed to somehow get away just like what sam pepper level shit where you were kind of arrested and then on your way yeah you've been in american and british jails um france i bribed some police to get away which is kind of weird tight how did that yeah like so i i was driving and bearing in mind i had like two ounces of flour and i had like i don't know maybe like 200 quid in cash but it wasn't it wasn't enough it looked sketchy you know it was just very strange and this is back in the day when like i don't know

if you guys know this but in the uk cali import is like a big thing like almost like probably 30 of the weed over here is like expensive like cali import stupid stupid expensive um but back then we used to get these bullshit rx label pots where people would just put their uk weed in like these these rx medical label pots right and it'll be imitating cali luckily i had some of my weed in that so i'm driving and there's one of them stops where they're pulling like one in three cars oh no this is when i was an idiot and i used to like smoke while i was driving and i had a big joint going i'm like oh fuck i'm like throwing the joint i'll run the window down like yeah yeah they do breathalyzer i fail no no i don't feel the breath i'm sorry i'm like oh wait i'm gonna pass i'm gonna be able to i'm gonna be able to go but then they bring out the the swab test

which is like brand new at the time they can swab your saliva and tell if you have thc um like cocaine like all sorts of shit um and obviously i'm gonna fail that so like yeah it came back i failed it i medical, medical, please, please medical, medical, please and at first they weren't having it but they saw that some of the pots were in them RX pots, they put them to the side they're like sweet, sweet

and then the police have sort of gone like this, this problem this, not problem and he points at the ones with the bullshit medical oh no sweet sweet but he's like these this big problem like and it's just the same pots but without the fucking yeah yeah and he's like yeah yeah like look come come i get out of the car four of them all huddled together now look you pay police it makes it easier what like a fine it's like no

i'm like ah sing i love that he was he's so open with the corruption he's like no let's be real here this is this is some illegal dirty shit, you pothead. What an honest, corrupt policeman. Yeah, right? No, no, no. Not a fine. But you have to make it clear. This is not like you are okay to go.

You didn't have to make it clear. He could have taken your money and left. This is how you say a shakedown. Yeah, bro, how much you want? He's like, um, look, they huddle again. 750 euros. We're just like, bro, at the time, that was like all the money I had.

It was like 2017. I was like, bro, fuck, I guess if this gets me out, I'll fucking go in jail, take my money. So like, bro, these guys get me in the police car It's not driving like on the wrong side of the road with the lights on like going over the cross and shit like fucking Much it said just to get me to the cash machine. I get Yeah, I had a foreign card so it's only let me tell you sure these were police officers So like's only letting me take out Are you sure these were police officers? Yeah, bro So like, it only lets me take out 250 euros

Well, they said they were Well, because, yeah, foreign card 250 euros only allowed I'm like, bro, what do I do? Only 250 euros Like, the card doesn't let me take any more And they sort of huddle and they're like It's okay We

I'm like, sweet, what do we do? They're like, well okay we we it's like i'm not sweet what do we do they're like well they basically explained to me like look we've we've called it in so the only thing we can do is we can take you to the hospital we can take your bloods we can say that there was nothing in your bloods we can say that the tests came back nothing wow and then we can give you your license back in the post and we'll just mail it to you what a terrible system yeah we're going to mail you your license after we fake your medical report

why don't I just walk away and you go that way yeah I had to go through this whole ordeal and they didn't handcuff me at all I'm like smoking cigarettes inside the police station with them and shit because it's fucking middle of Franceance middle nowhere they don't give a fuck um but i'm looking at people in the cells like and i'm just stood there outside smoking a cigarette with the police like

oh when we're going to the hospital then boys like writing up everything and yeah those people didn't have money for the bribe right they were telling the truth and everything happened like brother i got home later and my license was there. Hilarious. They actually shipped it back. What the fuck? I just imagine them as both scary and polite at the same time. A French policeman who wants a bribe.

That's like a Saturday Night Live sketch. Did you call him, like, Monsieur or monsieur or like whatever sir is over there no office sale i i think they like being referred to as that you go office sale inspector they like that they like to talk to like that is how a french person likes to be spoken to is in there i think they enjoy that their uh obvious uh mockery i think they enjoy that yeah like recently i had some really fucked up situation happen which i haven't really spoken about on my channel but like i kind of don't care because fuck these people who did this shit because fucking annoying bro yeah um recently i was in barcelona for like a big

weed event it's like the biggest cannabis thing that happens anywhere. And I'm sat inside one of these cannabis clubs out in Spain, because that's how it works out, like a club. And my mates in the UK start getting phone calls, and they start saying, yeah, there's people waiting for you outside. They're going to kidnap you and shit. My normal mates from UK, I'm like, what the fuck is going on? So, like, I've been sort of being like, look, this is surely bullshit.

Like, I have someone walk me to my car to make sure that, like, everything's okay. Like, you know, everything's all good. I've walked to my car. Everything seems like it's bullshit. Nobody's walking with me. Nobody's done nothing. And, yeah, like, I've sort of gone to my mate. Oh, it must have all been bullshit.

I've, like, fist bumped him. I've got in my car. Next thing I know, two guys have come over to the car, pulled me sort of gone to my mate. Oh, it must have all been bullshit. I've fist-bumped him. I've got in my car. Next thing I know, two guys have come over to the car, pulled me out the car, fucking beat the shit out of me, taken all my stuff out the car, probably like five grand's worth of shit out the car. Like a bunch of shit. And the only reason I'm really mentioning it is because I ended up

going to France. Like, while all this fucking ordeal was going on, and I was like, what the fuck is happening? I didn't want to be in Barcelona. So I drove to France, um, which after all this situation, I actually got a warrant out for my arrest because two years later they

decided, yeah, actually fuck it. We are pressing charges on this cunt. Um, so for some reason I had a warrant out, which I've, yeah,

I ended up being back in France, super, super long situation, but all in all, I'd ended up being back in France. Super, super long situation. But all in all, I hope never to go back to France and fuck those people from Barcelona who are Club 67. So fuck them. Fuck Spain.

Fuck France. What other European countries? Just those two. Just those two. Those are the worst ones. Really? Yeah. You know, what what's do people i feel like

europeans are all mean to the like the ania nations like romania like they they seem to get ripped on a good bit being called as you go further east you know yeah i guess the further east you go yeah and monaco for some reason fuck them yeah monaco i thought they were like the super rich like almost like a tax haven but that's that's why i fucked them that's why yeah yeah they're all full of themselves they think they're hot shit with their boats and yeah they're fucking car raises your marina is too crowded i'm not having it no you know i like to go you know somewhere you should visit just to roll the dice is Singapore

Singapore yeah like just see if you can make it through like because they are you know I've had all these situations in all these other countries the US France you know like

Singapore let's just yeah you're playing the recruit mode in thailand because you've been caned before you do public caning public caning before you even do something bad i like the public public caning uh i'm sure we've talked about this many times, but I love the idea of public corporal punishment. You know, when we talked about fighting, I think hardly somebody asked me what part I thought would be worse. The worst part about getting beaten up or whatever, and I'm like, it's the embarrassment.

It's the embarrassment of getting beaten up in front of everybody. If it happened in a dark alley, I wouldn't give a shit that much. I don't want to get disfigured, don't get me wrong, but if I got beat up in an alley and nobody knew about it, I wouldn't feel so bad. It's when you broadcast it to the world and then give everybody a link in perpetuity that it's like, damn, I'm going to be getting beat up until the fucking format changes.

I hope everybody starts watching a different kind of TV in the future so my great, great, great fake grandchildren don't have to watch me get beaten up forever. It's the embarrassment. Where was I going with that? There was a place for that to go. Are you guys coming to the Boogie Wings fight in England? I still don't

think that's happening. It's going to happen, surely. Here's the thing. I did see a tweet just a little while ago i linked it in here where they both got their paperwork done they're uh they're they're medically cleared so that is done but but i i i continue to go back to to saying that and i hope this doesn't happen i hope it doesn't but i keep going back to saying that i think wings is going to feel the pressure

at some point and and find a reason not to travel. That's what I'll say. I think he'll find a reason not to. And it'll sound like a pretty good reason. And he'll be able to say, what did you want me to do? Die? It was death for certain if I took a step forward. And he'll sort of manufacture that and throw that out there.

I hope that doesn't happen. I've just seen him do it half a dozen times. And this would be the biggest, most fantastic thing he's ever done in his 37 years of life. I think when we were going to do a camping trip, he said there was a 50-50 chance he wouldn't survive. Yeah, quite a real high chance, you know, way higher than that. Here's the thing. All right. So mainly Kyle specifically because I feel like you're more on it but woody as well i hope you're on this but okay say wings flies out

to the uk and he's landed you know like a day or two before you guys down if he does that you book a flight and come out and i'll make sure that you're packing with some tickets when you land i don't have a passport what the the federal marshals took it from me and I haven't no I think I have to like ask for it but then it's expired anyway so I would need to like go through the whole process but I need the old one and I'm kind of in this spot where do I want to begin a conversation

with the US marshals today why do you need the old one? it's much easier to get the new one if you've got the old one already than starting from scratch apparently it's easy as fuck without it It's much easier to get the new one if you've got the old one already than starting from scratch, apparently. It's fast. Oh, yeah, yeah. It's easy as fuck without it.

I mean, you still just one trip to the post office. There's well, there's also the question of what exactly is the procedure for when a felon wants his once confiscated passport back from the feds, you know, a little stressful. And I don't I don't have an immediate need for one if i planned a vacation for example which would be the reason uh then i'd get get that ball rolling but i don't really feel like stressing myself out with talking to the federal government anytime soon other than paying my taxes like a good boy all of them and more i just put a bonus in there i think those people are underpaid put a little something there in there extra for you so what were you saying drew oh man if if it was a hundred percent certain

that wings was going to be fighting i'm telling you it would be worth it to make that conversation uh i i i don't want to here's what's going to happen here's the other thing there these are two obese men that are going to dance around each other. It's not going to be interesting to watch. It's really not. Look, for anybody who disagrees with me, I'm sorry. And if you watch it and you enjoy it, good for you. I'm glad that you got your money's worth.

But I just think it's going to be awful to watch. Remember that knife fight? Remember the knife fight he had on his YouTube channel with that other guy with the marker? This will be... He's lucky he survived. This will be less... This will be lucky he survived. This will be less... This will be about like that. This will be that interesting. I mean, my thought

is that... I wouldn't fly to another continent for that. Surely the ropes, those three small ropes is not holding one of them falling back into it, right? If they fall, they're going to get injured. That is why I'm watching. That is specifically why I'm going to be watching.

Front row. Those ropes are stupid, Sean, but I'm not sure. My guess is it's actual rope. I would guess it's some sort of rope. You'd still be able to go through the middle of it with enough force. It would just split open.

They're braided steel cables. Have they always been I don't know they hurt your ribs when you lean against them like they're wrapped in like that almost that red shit at the hotel they make you walk through the lines yeah yeah those little rat mazes

I don't think I've ever been in a room no I haven't I've just been in that cage at Joe's place and that other cage at that Jits gym we went to that time. I always take away from that how sandpaper-like that material they fight on is. Whenever I watch UFC with someone who's watching UFC for the first time, that's the thing I stress. I'm like, no, this is a little thing. These guys are getting kicked, punched, elbowed, choked.

But man, the part that bothers me the worst, one of the things I hate to see is when they've scrambled so much that they have sanded the skin off their ankles and knees and elbows in there because it must sting so much. It must hurt so much. I'd rather get hit.

I'd rather get hit than like roll around Especially if someone's grinding you into that shit fucking you up. It's got it's awful. It's like sandpaper. It's so rough It is yeah, I don't know if a boxing ring is as rough. I always have shoes on in a box canvas, huh? Is it literal canvas? You know I'm sure in the olden days it was but i've seen people slipping on the ufc uh monster logo yes can you believe that that's not like some sort of grippy paint or dye that's used there like some someone should have is it sweaty maybe they're sweaty like can you make a rubber it could be but then yeah when people get sweaty it makes it sort of just because of the paint, you know? It shouldn't be anything.

It should be the same material, just colored differently. Not some sort of slap-on, fly-by-night thing. Like, is Monster going to be the sponsor or not? Fucking get it in there. They've been the sponsor forever. Joe Lozon was in a fight, and he got bloodied. And it was one of the fights that sort of made him a legend there was just no quitting

and he had a bad cut in his face and faces bleed a ton if people don't know and where I'm getting to with all this is afterwards the octagon was wrecked like it was just blood everywhere and Dana White sent him the canvas it's in his gym yeah

I've seen it was so much goddamn blood it looks like a and Dana White sent them the canvas. It's in his gym. Yeah. So, pretty cool. Yeah, I've seen, it was so much goddamn blood, it looks like a fucking, it looks like Joe didn't make it. It looks like Joe didn't make it. Yeah, I mean, that's all Joe's blood.

Yeah. You can tell where they grappled. There was a moment right at the end of that fight where he had, it's Jim Miller, I think, in a bit of a submission attempt, maybe something with his arm, Kimura armbar or something of the like, and I was screaming at my TV, break his arm!

Break it! And they ran out of time, and I was like, damn it. I think Joe mostly lost because he didn't have enough blood. Did you see the Devin Clark fight last year? I think it's Devin Clark. I think that's his name.'m sure i did but i don't know uh him by name i watched like all of them personally one of the best fights ever seen in ufc because you can you can see at one point this dude gets punched and his teeth here right like his whole gum splits all the way down and his whole thing is like completely fucked like i didn't see that

and somehow the guy is just like yeah he's he's good to fight and he just continues goes in for another round and keeps going i can't even remember if he won or not but i don't even care because bro if you see a photo of his face afterwards it was i do remember a fight where the guy got back to his corner and he was sitting on the stool and he was telling his corner man, my teeth are falling out. My teeth are falling out. And he was like, and it's like, shit, man. They may have thrown the towel in on that one. I remember a guy who had a similar conversation, but the problem was his jaw was broken.

So his teeth didn't line up like they up like he's accustomed to them lining up. And they're like, oh, shit, there's a problem right there. Right side's high, left side's low. And I think they called that fight, too. Yeah, so as you know, Woody, our patrons are wonderful people. There's a new one in there. I'm not familiar with this gentleman, but he just sort of went on a diatribe here. You want me to read just this paragraph he randomly wrote with no, nothing before.

All right, so what came before it? I want to hear this. Okay, so just for context, the three messages before it, they're having a little fun at Steven Crowder's expense. I think there was a video of him bullying his pregnant wife, like being pretty aggressive about it. And they're like, threatening your pregnant wife is alpha. Changed my mind.

You know, him sitting at the desk. Little meme. The one after that is someone replying to that. The one after that one's like a car accident. You know, some silly little video. And then this guy goes, there was this dude I hated at my old job before I got fired for pretending to be gay at work.

I found him on Instagram and DM'd him a picture of my unshaven balls. Asked him to rate them. I think he didn't like me because he knew I was smoking THC carts in the freezer. He's Greek though, so like, he probably won't mind the balls.

I want to put his pic on my phone and come tribute him and send it to him. When I get a little horny, I might. But my dick is limp right now. I've basically got a big clitty at the moment. I'm like five and a half inches soft

ever since that 38-year-old chick from the psych ward broke up with me. Maintaining an erection since then has been hard. Not even on 20 milligrams of Cialis can I do it and someone goes what in the ever-living actually the guy with the machine gun we talked about earlier he goes what the ever-living fuck are you going on about he goes just my life and shiz I can't afford blog hosting this is all i got wow and then class jumps in and class says

lifestyle before where he constantly had an erect penis i mean and then class is like that's a top five monologue around here uh it's better than that prostitute we had that was bragging uh about a better lifestyle a while back And then he goes on and on. Then there's some memery about SpongeBob thrown in the middle by one of our African-American patrons. God bless his dark soul. Thank you, sir, for protecting us. And then they go on for a while.

But, yeah, that was some of the most random, weird shit I've ever read. That's what I was kind of cracking up about a few minutes ago. I've got the Discord open on my other monitors over there. Jesus fucking Christ. Some dark people over there, some dark people. And I don't mean, I don't mean Jay Farrell.

He'll get that joke. He's black. He's black. Yeah. I'm not up to date on the Steven Crowder stuff. I hadn't heard about that video. Here's what I did know. I know his wife asked for a divorce and I know that Candace Owens,

another right wing Republican media figure is going to have his wife on to get her side of the story, which should be fun to watch. And Steven Crowder has accused her Candace Owens of blackmail. So it makes me wonder, did she offer not to have the wife on for some amount of money extortion blackmail he's saying yeah and that's as much as i know about the story but fun interesting well i don't my only uh thing i know about stephen crowder is that he dm'd me one time with this over this overly gracious nonsense, I guess because of guns, and he's a Guns Rights guy.

But I never saw it until like three years after the fact. He wears a shoulder harness for his podcast. With a pistol in it? Mm-hmm. Where does he shoot from? Like his house? He just wears it. he's dressed with a shoulder harness yeah but he's armed somewhere he's in a studio somewhere yeah it's a studio it has a neon

sign it looks like it's just for that podcast i would think that'd be a little bit uncomfortable to sit with uh i've never i don't think i've ever worn one though more of a costume you say yeah like like you know i'm a conservative podcaster i'm wearing my gun for the show he's enforcing the laws out there right like isn't he like a militiaman or something a minute man that's it member of a well-regulated militia i think and organized yeah i mean look god bless his soul too that's steven crowder out there someone's got to keep these pregnant women in line i mean pregnant women can get hormonal in his defense who do you think is more rational a pregnant woman or steven crowder i throw his pregnant wife up on the debates that's how they sense you should try to change his mind yeah yeah let's change his mind honey let's get up get up

there with your fucking hand on your hip and your big silly belly. Let's hear it. Let's hear it. Isn't it true, ma'am, that you have another person living inside of you? Well, disgusting. That's a shoulder harness, right? Do I have it right? Ma'am, is it true that you have an illegal immigrant living inside you right now? Well, no. Is it an undocumented child, ma'am?

Well, technically, yes. no he's an undocumented child ma'am well technically yes all right i gotta i gotta say that that's a pretty sick harness is it it doesn't keep his pants up too it looks like it keeps his pants up it looks like like a like a like a working man's uh um what do you what suspenders or something like like like like uh like blue collar suspenders i i see it in that i one time met a guy in delta force and he wore a knife in a harness of some sort like a uh carambit what is the curve carambit carambit he wore a carambit on his like pec muscle in case he ever had to do some work you know yeah it was it was san pepo yeah and to me i'm like you're living in the past you're cosplaying like like you don't

need a knife on the ready on your you know you're right about that like carrying around a karambit what an asshole like that guy is i think i have a karambit? What an asshole. Like, that guy... I think I have a karambit. What do you carry? A Leatherman. You're more of a dagger guy, right? Right, Taylor? I know. I've been transitioning to crossbows.

Remember when they sent us these karambits like five years, six, seven years ago? I got two knives in it. Yeah, all the practicality of a knife. We use a karambit in the house to open the dog food. That's how we open the bag.

What kind of dog food do you use? I know this is a little bland question, but I can't help you. It's Jackie. Later on, we'll do dog food later on. I'm trying to find new dog food for the goddamn dog. The current dog food, he doesn't like it. And then the other dog shit on the rug. And so clearly

I don't like the food. So we're getting new food. If you remind me, I'll go downstairs and take a picture of it and send you what you need to know. Thank you all so much. Oh no, we have an hour? Let's pass this out, boys. Alright, top five, go. Alpo.

Evolve. Rachel Ray has her own dog food. I've been using that for a while. They have lamb and rice and chicken and rice. I bet that's good quality dog food. Rachel Ray, well-known chef. Haven't seen her around in a while. I buy this stuff I call the meat log.

It's like a giant log of dog food and it's the consistency of of like bologna before it's sliced or it's got chunks in it and uh it smells so fucking disgusting because i i cut a slice of it out and i throw it on a plate i microwave it for 30 seconds and they're all like losing their shit watching me microwave it because it gets really fragrant from from that and i'm just oh oh it's so gross as i'm mushing it up for them it's fucking so nasty they love it though yeah i put a little meat log in their dry food yeah i've got four fucking dogs who depend on me 24 hours a goddamn day i i i can't get a full night's sleep because of it and i haven't for almost a year now it's been that that fucking dog it's it's a little upsetting i gotta change something like all day today schedule now well no no i'm i'm no you were i they wake me up i have to get up at 6 a.m no matter what like

that's going to happen to take them out and uh and so regardless of what time i go to bed at 6 a.m i've got to get up and take four dogs for a fucking walk so it's a it's a it's a shit show maybe you'll pass out you fall asleep right after this and and i don't have a great schedule now i'm gonna play some video games or something with my friends in Australia. I think I'm going to do that. That sounds like a more productive use of my time. You can't figure out all the compositions in Warhammer

if you're not playing Warhammer. I like that I've got people in different hemispheres for when I do get ridiculous with my sleep schedule. Tell the truth. Which one of you is better at this point? I don't know. We're pretty close.

Yeah. We tend to trade back and forth with victories. And when Kyle and I are on a team, even against people online, I would say overall our record is literally probably like 18 and three, like something similar to that. Like we don't lose regularly. All right. I watched you guys play.

The other team had a good player, Unicorn, and a bad player, Fish. Kyle handled Unicorn, it seemed, on his own, while at the same time healing you and carrying you against Fish. Can you explain why why that happened yeah i mean that's just you totally not understanding what you're watching that doesn't sound conceivable now yeah the game you're talking about actually i had no tell her that's what happened explain yourself what why did you so poorly against fish and need kyle's healing well on this one the the game you're talking just asking questions yeah just asking questions i'm not the game you're talking

about is uh i was literally faced up against robot and kyle was up against fish so you got the initial part reversed robot is better than fish kyle rolled up fish's cute little army like a doobie and smoked it. And I was still in the middle of beating Robot. And so Kyle sent his remaining stuff over to 2v1 Robot. Because Fish was so brutalized that he had nothing else to call in. I feel like you're doubting my memory. That's true.

It's like an iron trap, the mind of Woody. my memory. That's true. Like an iron trap, the mind of Woody. The details and the recall. He could paint a picture. Oh my god. I was there. Eight minutes ago. I remember it vaguely.

Kyle backed me up. Something to do with war. I remember it vaguely. Yes! It was a game of sorts. Something to do with war. No, it's a ton of fun. It is such a great game. If people are out there looking for a fun RTS, a fun grand war style game with a fantasy twist,

Total War Warhammer 3 is a bunch of fun. If you join the patreon hangout i think at the $50 level you could probably play with them jackie and i popped in there and hung out with them for yeah yeah you could absolutely play with us because we need people to play but but but i will say this like not if you're just picking it up for the first time i won't play with you then you'd be on that now huh well yeah yeah? Yeah. Yeah. Like playing with a brand new player. It's not like it's just silly. Like it wouldn't even, it's not like call of duty where you'll get a couple kills.

You know what I mean? It'll be a butt fucking from the beginning. You won't get to play the game the way the game is meant to be played. You'll be in your spawn. Like, I don't understand. It'll be one of those. Some people like that.

Like picking up a, what's the opposite of a mentor a trainee and just like training them up and making them useful oh it's hard though because a big part of it is homework like they would have to care enough to go back go and watch 10 hours worth of videos i i i can't that's how i learned you'd have to um screen your applicants really well yeah you'd also need smart people. That's the difference. Robot Unicorn, the guy in the Discord, he picked it up at the same time as Fish, and at the same time

as a bunch of them. But he's a smart guy. He's a programmer, so he's become rather competent at the game rather quickly. But not everybody picks the game up. Some people are stats and stories gamers, so we don't make fun of that. Stats and stories is a fun place to be make fun of that. Stats and stories. I mean, sometimes we do.

It depends how mad I am. Sometimes Kyle always does. It's funny, though. Yeah, it's, you know, like there's something about like RTS games. Some people just don't do well. They get too zero focused in on like one unit every game, and they forget about everything else. And it's like, oh, you're doing a good job in that one fight,

but you're losing the other eight. So given enough time, a player like fish won't be better than you, but it'll be, you'll be capable of underestimating him. Like, Oh, I'm thinking April fish.

This is may fish. And I got to try a little harder. He is much better than he was when he started. You know, I'm better than me though when he started. You know him better than me, though. I gotta call that too. I don't know. Fish always says,

hey, I'm only here because I like hanging out. He's literally there for the social scene of us all being buddies and playing games together, but he's never going to be very good at a game. He's not really a gamer, exactly. He just has a gaming PC. He's a good vibes

guy. He's a good vibes guy. Yeah. He's there for a good time. Yeah. Not like this bizarre individual. For a good time, not a long time. Yeah, we've got quite the motley crew in there. We've got that woman-beating fellow.

Stephen Crowder? No, no, no. The other one, the guy that popped his boss. Oh, yes, yes. He's a competent woman-beater. He's on the land. He's so good. Undefeated.

Yeah. There's no way that everyone was okay with that. You ever hit a woman, Drew? Drew, you ever hit a woman? You ever won? No, no, no, no. Let me frame it this way. Drew, when did you stop hitting women?

The ultimate leading question. No. Yeah, this associate of ours basically punched his lady boss for being overly rude to him one day like and somehow he got away with it we think he's just a crit on the run and they're looking for him i don't think he ever worked at that store i don't think he did either i think he just punched a lady at a store one day but like did this come up? He was getting bullied at work by her, basically, he claims. Eventually, he just lost it one day

and he hauled off and he hit her in the face as hard as he could and knocked her to the ground and then quit the job. That was that. He told us this story and we're all trying to find the part where he's not an awful person because we know him a little and so

it's just like but what but no no but he should uh no no no this is pretty awful what's your job no like 5361 like yeah she was an older gal you know like like osteoporosis probably kicked in a little. Oh, that skin that tears. Like Dead Sea Scrolls. The one goes down from a punch like a 72-year-old woman. You got no stick-to-itiveness in a fight. Pardon? Was it a boss or was it a colleague?

I think it was a boss. It was a boss, apparently. He's fucked. He's definitely on the run. Because he didn't quit afterwards. He definitely just walked out afterwards and was like, sweet, I'm out. Sweet. Oh, he definitely did that.

People are imagining they scheduled an exit interview. She's got a black eye. What would you change about his job? She's got a black eye. Don't you change about your job. Well, I don't get the wires off until next month. He's like playing with brass knuckles.

Messing with his hand. Yeah. What that taught me about him is don't cross him. Don't cross him. Don't cross him. He does steroids, too. He's an elderly woman who's not paying attention. Yeah, he's a scary guy.

He does steroids, too. I'm not sure that... I'm not saying he tortures animals. I'm just asking questions. Does he? Thank you. People want to know if he tortures animals. I'm just asking questions. Does he? Thank you. People want to know if he tortures animals. People want to know, and we'll see. We'll see.

I never knew anyone growing up that was horrible. No, actually, I just fucking remembered someone. Yeah, this guy, I remember. He threw a frog at a tree at camp so hard it like exploded and it like was upsetting to me it basically there's a there's this kid's right how far was the tree like that's pretty good aim it was a good aim it was a big tree and in a fat frog a poppable frog and basically like this this kid brian who had some some issues you know wasn't wasn't all there um he like loved animals and we're like 11 years old i think at this camp and he like found

his and this kid was like bullied by everything he just was doing his own thing with like a shoe box that he found and he had a frog in there and he built a little habitat for and and joe this fucking monster uh went over there and was like brian let me see your frog let me see your frog and kept like doing this and eventually he like got brian to let him see the frog and he fucking hucked it at a tree and killed it and i didn't hang out any longer than that i kind of of walked away. But I still remember that. That was fucked up, Joe, if you're out there. Jesus. And no amount of you spinning fire poi

in that backyard many years later negates that. What fire poi, guy? No! Alright, go back and change the titles in those videos. We've got to renege on any support we ever gave that guy. Yeah, that was...

I thought he was chill as fuck. Poor Brian. You know what? That reminds me. What is it about animals dying in movies that it always really gets to me? There isn't. There's a scene in Oh Brother Where Art Thou where John Goodman grabs that frog out of his basket and goes, Oh, it's just a damn toad and kills it.

And he's like, no, and it's just so sad. Or what about in green mile when they stomp Mr. Jingling that fucking mouse out? That's the worst. Yeah. Mr.

Jangles. It's because it's, it's just, it's upsetting because it's so malice driven. There's no reason to do it. Like, it's just hurtice driven there's no reason to do it like it's just hurtful like yeah it's not like it's a pit bull coming after you trying to eat your

fucking calf yeah I hate people that hurt animals I don't I don't understand especially people that torture animals like that hurt them for the sake of hurting them I can't I can't fathom except for Michael Vick those were pit bulls potato potato if you say this is a play Michael Vick, those were pit bulls. Potato, potato. Mm-hmm.

That doesn't make any sense. This is a lie. You put a rate in his behavior? I bet he saved a couple dogs' lives. I saw an interview with him a while back, and he was like, you know, I just took the rap for everything. He was sort of implying that they had me for some of it,

so I just pled to all of it or something. But I don't care. They were drowning those dogs. That's how they were killing them. They were drowning them. Can't even shoot them. Put them out of their misery. Yeah, just shoot the dog. Shoot the dog. Yeah, super shitty.

No excuse not to shoot them. Or they used the what is it called? The no country for old men thing. Ooh, that little. Hold very still. What is that thing? Hold very still. I just looked it up because it's not how I remembered it.

He said he wasn't involved in the killing of some of the dogs, but he admitted to hanging dogs. Oh, my God. Damn. What does he think he's doing? My bad! I thought he drowned them. Turns out! Oh my god.

Because you can't hang a dog. He slowly strangled a dog. Is it a pit bull's neck? It's like Brock Lesnar's thigh. You're not going to choke him out. You're slowly strangling him. I could choke him out, Pitbull. You think so?

Yeah, get my hooks in. And then you lower the Pitbull back and you're like, this can all end. This can all end. If you will unrecant, scream out. Just like Braveheart. Jesus Christ. Braveheart.

The end of Braveheart where he's getting torn apart and raised and lowered and that he's like scream out scream out and like to say he was like sorry and like apologize and everything and then he yells freedom how am i telling you about a movie scene you should you know every movie i have it on a soundboard i think uh yeah yeah i know that scene pretty well i don't like that scene i usually skip it i usually turn the movie off right before Robert the Bruce turns him in and lets him get captured there at the castle. I don't want to see Mel get tortured

and die or whatever. I've talked about it before, but there's a fan cut where that's the beginning of the movie. You begin with him dying and then you get the rest of the movie. You end on a high note. Probably a battle or something. I don't remember. I liked it with him dying at the end. It's a real downer.

It is a downer. It feels real. It's like, yeah, this probably is exactly what happened when you go up against England. Like, it's pretty... Well, the death part's dead on. I'm pretty sure they did all that stuff to him, and I know that they... His arm went down one place and his leg went somewhere else, and they kicked

his head through the streets. All that crazy shit. And back then, people His arm went down one place and his leg went somewhere else and they like kicked his head through the streets. All that crazy shit. But, um, and back then people like, they were like, Oh my God,

it's Tuesday. It's the, it's the Mel Gibson thing. We got to get down there. Like that was a thing then. Like, what else did you do? You go watch a little, little public execution,

right? If you go, if executions were public now, do you think that would be a deterrent no absolutely yeah people would be more scared of the death penalty if they saw someone being like if they saw someone in the middle of like

fucking the AT&T field strapped to a cross like no no like yeah you'll be describing North Korea no yeah I think that's I think that's unseemly like yeah in North Korea no yeah no I wouldn't I think that's

I think that's unseemly I don't think I'd want to be part of a society that did that for one thing like all jokes aside I think it's sort of barbaric we shouldn't be punishing them anyway we should be rehabilitating people at the end of the day if we're being honest if I'm going to design a prison system that's I'm going to do it if I'm me sitting here I'm like

get them but if I'm if I'm going to design a prison system, that's, I'm going to do it. If I'm me sitting here, I'm like, get them. But if I'm, if I'm the guy who has his Kyle right from wrong, I don't know how long it takes to rehab someone, but let's call it a year. And this person's in something awful enough to get 17 years in. What if they spent like 15 years knowing that the last two were about job skills, rehabilitation,

like just building like, all right, right bro your debt to society is paid now society training you're gonna be what do you want to be when you grow up a mechanic uh cook why don't we start on day one because then you kill someone to get to go to college it's perfect you see the problem uh yeah and also i guess i'm just too mean spirited i need a little yeah a little punishment that needs to hurt well you remember i don't think we're talking about whether or not it's like awesome but whether or not it would deter crime yeah i feel like it is impossible to say like that publicly, like if ABC streamed people like coming up next, you know, halftime watch as Steve,

you know, Stevenson child rapist is drawn and quartered, you know, cause you're doing just devil's advocate here. Yeah. Currently they like, won't mention a murderer's name because they don't want to give them that clout, even post-death.

They'll just be like... They try not to give any fame because some people get off on that and they don't want to give it to them. So public executions might give them that, that they're looking for. Prisoner 652431 can they not just put a bag over their head like that?

You'd be changing the whole system, not just the the public part because right now they've made it almost impossible to to kill someone at the state level outside of a couple of states and even then it's not like texas kills a guy every day like georgia hasn't killed anybody in a while i don't think i think it's pretty hard to get it done it's a long drawn out process of appeals and red tape so we'd have to be under a whole new system where all of a sudden we're fast-tracking people to the chopping blocks for any number of crimes suddenly for there to be a television program.

Unless what I would be more in favor for, as barbaric and as shitty of a look as it is, is more of a Singapore-type thing where we whip somebody's ass a little for thievery or whatever. Fibbing? Is that what you said? Spitting. Oh, spitting.

Fibbing's better. Liar. You know the law. 50 for fibbing. Liar, liar, pants on fire. Get the torch. Yeah, that would be good. I mean, have you seen how crazy it is in the philippines right now is it the president basically just said like hey yeah if you know somebody's taking drugs or

they're a drug dealer you're allowed to just kill them oh how's it going yeah yeah yeah like that's a thing in the philippines right now like yeah you kill somebody you just go yeah he was a drug dealer and they go sweet who's that guy is that duarte i'm not the leader of that country president walter was talking about it that sounds right i think you're right i think he's the one who's notorious for like for cracking down on drugs and any number of weird frankly creative ways yeah and then there's el salvador who just isn't it el salvador they're like we have a gang problem we're gonna lock up everyone vaguely affiliated with gangs and they're like wouldn't you know it we don't have a gang problem and we've got more license plates so we know what to do with did you guys hear about the guy in texas that's going to be pardoned by the governor? Oh, yes, but refresh my memory, please.

I think I've got to give up. I'm going to try to tell all the facts, and I'm afraid my bias will come through, but here's what's up. So there are these Black Lives Matters protests in Texas. They're going on, and they're bothering everyone, and they're busting windows and shit like that. You know the deal. So there's this guy, I forget his name, but in 24 hours he posts on Facebook that he, and this is the quote, might have to kill a few people on his way to work. He gets in his car, he runs a red light, and he drives directly to the Black Lives Matters protest.

He finds a protester who's carrying a gun. He never pointed the gun at him or anything. He just carried the gun and he murdered the protester who's carrying a gun. He never pointed the gun at him or anything. He just carried the gun. And he murdered the protester. He doesn't claim he even pointed the gun at him. He just says, I saw him with the gun. I was scared for my life. So I killed him.

And he was convicted of murder. And then the governor, Abbott, says, I'm pardon this guy uh you know is there a video of this one it's a stay on your ground state i don't know if there's a video but uh um there is testimony and he claims the guy never pointed the gun at him or anything he said i had to kill him before he pointed the gun at me and uh he felt his life was in danger as you say he that's his defense yeah i have a hard time with what was he like driving past a protest or was he like was it one like was his car surrounded like what what was happening he was driving to the protest like like he ran a red light to get to the protest

and found a guy carrying a gun and killed him uh so he was driving to the protest to like hang out like just to go to the protest or Or was it on the way to work? Well, he posted that he was going to kill someone before he drove over there. He said he might kill someone. He said he might have to kill a few people. But he was wrong. He only had to kill one. I'll meet you in the middle.

Can we remove the few people part? I didn't know about that. That sounds extra bad. I'll go back to what you said the first time. Shit. It's so hard to defend that guy. Yeah. It's usually a video.

How about the one recently? I don't want to get sidetracked. I want to hear more about this one. But where the 84-year-old man shot the young black man who was knocking on his door, mistaking his door, um, mistaking his house. They claim for the wrong house. Uh, and I'm sure in the 84 year old man says the,

the, the person was trying to break into his house, but here's the problem. He shot him once and the kid fell on the porch, presumably bleeding. And then he shot him again in the face. Ah, Oh yeah. I didn't shot him again in the face. Ah. Oh, I didn't know about that.

Yeah, and the first shot was through the door, I think. Through the door? I think. Like, blasted through a wooden door? I think. Oh, I mean, it absolutely will. The bullet will do it. No, no, I believe you. I'm just... I think that's what he did. But I know

for sure that he then went out there and finished him off. There's no way he's getting away with that, right? But here's the problem with the stand your ground laws, the castle doctrine stuff. I don't remember what state the guy's in. I did see him in court being arraigned. But it's like there's a dead guy on his porch. He claims that guy was trying to break in.

Who's to say, right? But it's like, there's a dead guy on his porch. He claims that guy was trying to break in. Who's to say, right? Yeah, I mean, I guess if that's how it's structured, like, what are they going to say? Like, he feared for his life, and he was on his property, and they'll do it that way or something. Because, you know, let's say it went the other way. We're only getting, I don't know whose side we're getting right now, but if the guy said he was screaming and pounding on the door,

he kept saying, I'm going to get you. I'm going to get you, DeAndre. And I was crying, saying, my name's Sam. My name's Sam. My wife's in here. Please, no. And he said, I'm going to kill her too, DeAndre. And that's when I knew I had to protect Betty.

Ever since 1966 when I looked in her daddy's eyes and I told him. Then all of a sudden you're like, fuck. Glad you smoked that bastard old man. You know, now you're on that side. That's how it happened. That's how I would be framing it if i were him right now even if betty doesn't exist he needs to be those are probably cheerleaders in texas got into they like i don't think they even went in the car i think they were pulling on the

door handle of the wrong car because they thought it was theirs and they were post shot it's worse oh i don't i also don't know if they managed to get in or not i presume that they did from what i read but the thing is then they either got out or walked away when they realized their mistake i think they got into the right car and then the but the guy was after him now so he runs over and still shoots him while they're trying to get away it's a sandy ground state he was fearing for his life yeah yeah you you know you got to eliminate those threats that's the american way all i'm saying is when y'all get into your cars at night make sure you're getting the right fucking car when you start knocking on doors at night make sure it's the right fucking house because there are crazy

people and they have guns speaking of that right i want to know your guys thoughts on a recent one that happened in the uk because i feel like obviously guns aren't a thing here so it's not like this this isn't a normal occurrence right it's a bit weird um it was like some guy not really sure the whole situation but some guy's running away from somebody some guy's trying to kill him right um in amongst this the guys run into some random house right um he's gone into the house like just sort of broken into it to try and you know hide from the skis that the guys seen which house he's gone into and he shot straight through the door right the guy who's shot through the door has ended up killing a nine-year-old girl that was inside the house and not the guy who was running

away right now obviously the guy who shot into the door he got arrested and charged but the guy who broke into the house running away from him didn't get charged with even though like kind of caused the whole situation by breaking into that house where there was like a nine-year-old then you know, in the US I'm not that familiar, but if three people break into a house to burglarize it and the elderly woman there

dies of a heart attack while it's happening, they're all in trouble for that. They created a situation that facilitated the death of someone and so that person should absolutely be thrown up, locked away. That nine-year-old girl would still be alive if he had picked a different house or if he just hadn't been involved

or whatever. Yeah, fuck that guy. Put him in jail for life. Yeah, yeah. Somehow the guy's dead and had nothing. It's super weird. Let's do it. What if you make a pregnant lady miscarry, though? With what? By breaking into her house and shooting her? No. Like, you

errantly throw a football and you hit her right in the baby hole. I mean, I would be a soul. But the baby died. You gotta be so bad at football. It's not a baby. I don't know. This guy's got a fucking cannon.

He killed a kid with it. No, it is a baby. When they want it, it counts. I know, right? A little inconsistency there. Like, I guess, yeah. no it is a baby when they want it it counts we learned i was in class here's a scenario husband and wife routinely argue during these arguments the wife theatrically pulls out the gun and pulls the trigger against her head, knowing the gun's unloaded. This is a thing that she does. This happens. And the husband

is like, fucking A, I can't stand this bitch anymore. I'm putting bullets in the gun. Next time she does this, it's a suicide. Turns out, that's murder. How does anybody know the extra details? I don't know. Is he bragging? It's definitely murder. I mean, the know is he bragging it's definitely murder it's

i mean the way you described it it's definitely murder there's no question about it yeah yeah literally assisted suicide it's no different than than than rigging her car to explode it's the same same fucking thing in the in the end yeah that's wild but but anyone who's that silly with a gun, it's... Let's admit this. She was a fucking dumb cunt to begin with. He's a murdering bastard, but she's a dumb cunt.

Who's playing with a gun like that? Yeah. Oh, she was doing it like that? Like, I should kill myself. Click, click, click. Yeah, yeah. Do you make me want to die? Well, they deserved each other. Perfect. That's so... yeah yeah oh you make me want to die well they deserved each other well perfect seemingly yeah yeah you that's so like unsettling when i'm sure you've experienced this and tried to avoid it like

when you go shooting with someone who isn't familiar with guns and because of their lack of familiarity they try and diffuse their nervousness by treating it more light-hearted than it is like yeah and like they're not fully like realizing like it's a fucking gun like you don't wave it like you don't like don't be like and so quickly when stuff like that happens like the jovial like when i was a person mood changes to like fuck like fuck what the fuck like when i was like 19 or 20 i had a co-worker not think my pistol was real and start playing around with it and that was super scary um and i'm screaming it's real dummy it's real fucking put it down uh so that was super scary he was foreign he was um one of those people um it doesn't matter he was a brown fella and uh moroccan uh and uh and but but then the the

most common thing is always that someone had a blast, literally, when they just did the thing with the gun, and they just want to turn around and look at you and be like, like share the moment. And so there's barrel sweeping everyone because the gun's still in their hand. So I would always let them know, hey, you're going to want to turn around and talk to us after you do this. Turn with your head. Turn with your head, you know, turn your head.

Whenever you want to talk, turn with your head because this has got to, you know, you're talking through that real quick and everybody gets it. It's rare that you tell someone that and they get it wrong. That's a clear sign we can't go any further. Yeah. If that instruction was too much, all right, we're done. We're done. You're not a gun person. Not around me anyway.

You've got to be able to master not pointing the gun at me and so i've been in this situation i get to blame the range officer it's like look this is how this works this gun always stays pointed down range always when you take it out of your bag you look at it turn your bag so it's pointed down range and then remove it that's how that works um like after you you pick it up off the table you shoot then you put it back down on the table that's it you can't turn to me you can't muzzle sweep if you do that guy over there yells at you that guy that's the problem we have it's not my safety it's that guy over there and that works for me yeah i whenever i hear about people dealing

with the rules at ranges and the rate of fire caps you know like one bullet every couple seconds and stuff like that i wouldn't even want to be have anything to do with guns if i had to shoot them that way like like like i've never heard the ridiculous no full auto is a thing or like um what did trump outlaw the bump stocks bump stocks no bump stocks no that there's it's like a clunk uh thing or whatever you know the gym whatever you call it lunk alarm yeah look alarm yeah yeah it's like that if you start shooting too fast they'll come and get you and i mean the bop bop bop bop bop would be way too fast so so yeah not where i wouldn't want any part of that i'm not that good at double tapping

which i guess exposes me to people who are good at it. But I need a second, like 1,000, and then I can shoot again. But when I see somebody double tap really well, and they're hitting, it's cool, and the range seems cool with it. For sure, yeah. No, I just want to be in a field somewhere shooting. That's just the way to shoot. It's way quieter. Shooting indoors, I had never done that until I started making those videos. in a field somewhere shooting like that's just the way to shoot it's way quieter shooting indoors

i had never done that until i was i started making those videos that i had never shot indoors because it's just awful awful you're right it's stinky and everything's coated with like lead it can't be safe it's yeah you ever uh um i've shot uh we were trying to film this thing one time and i was shooting from inside of a car with a pistol with no ear protection that's the loudest you immediately now every movie i see i call i'm like nope they'd all be upset right now everybody in that car would be upset right now with what just went down because i i was sitting in the passenger seat of a car and i was shooting out the driver's side of the windshield with a pistol. And the

first shot, the sound comes right back at you so intensely that it rocked my head. Like I felt like an impact and it rang my ears in a painful way. Like they hurt. And I immediately went, all right, this won't work. This won't work. This won't work. This is bad. We're going to stop now. all right, this won't work. This won't work. This won't work. This is bad. We got to stop now.

So anytime I see someone blasting off, desk popping in a room, maybe a room wouldn't be that bad, but in a car, it's a nightmare. It's so loud. This show needs a desk pop. A desk pop? That'd be cool. I remember, didn't we do that once?

I might have done that. I know I got the flamethrower. I know I got the flamethrower out one time. Yeah, you set up the whole rig outside the garage. Yeah, took the laptop and everything out in the back here with the flamethrower.

We probably have not done a desk pop because that would be rather unprofessional to do, I guess. But I definitely wanted to do one once and maybe someone told me not to because I had the body armor here and I had suppressed guns. You know what I remember? This is early on. I don't even know if you were FPS Russia at the time, but you had this idea that a Cosmo could stop a bullet.

Cosmo being a thicker than normal magazine for guys that don't know. And then you had the idea that maybe if you put like wood glue between the pages then it would be bulletproof and you were gonna like prove it like by shooting yourself with a cosmo yeah that would have been a bad choice well i was all yourself well that was always gonna be step one but but my i think I think the premise originally was I just thought that you could make body armor out of magazines that would be effective against a.22 caliber. And I had vastly underestimated the power of a.22 caliber. old cosmos together and shot through like a stack of them and it was it's i don't know this won't this won't work at all like like we could never use enough cosmos to protect us from gunfire it would have to be like six inches thick i imagine thicker thicker like like feet maybe like like a foot and a half two feet of cosmos to stop one i mean it just went through them

it was crazy it wasn't um yeah and and which bullets penetrate more isn't that intuitive um like for example nine mils penetrate really well 45s don't and yeah people might guess it's the opposite smaller faster versus bigger slower yeah yeah it'll it'll definitely penetrate more but uh but yeah don't make body armor out of magazines. Unless you're fighting zombies and knife-wielding men, in which case it would be incredibly effective. One of the cooler scenes in The Wire is when the dude's locked up and he's made body armor

out of magazines duct-taped to his torso underneath his hoodie. So when they come to stab him with those shitty prison shanks, they just bounce off. Then he turns around and stabs the guy up the asshole that was great that was a good scene it sounds like oz yeah it's the wire it's the wire it's uh it's when um what's his name who was the badass who robbed the drug dealers marb marb omar omar is coming

yeah omar did that to a guy that was awesome r.i.p yeah r.i.p chucky white why did he die and sounds like it phrased wrong how did he die is a better question uh i don't know heart failure maybe or something it wasn't anything out of it wasn't anything didn't sexy maybe he's older than i thought he was no i don't think he was that i think he was younger than yeah than i thought he was. No, I don't think he was that old. No, I think he was younger than I thought he was. He was like in his 50s or early 60s, I think. Which is like, you know, you're not a spring chicken, but you usually aren't. And he wasn't fat or anything.

And then Lance Hendrickson. Isn't that his name? The black guy from John Wick movies and stuff. And Spartacus and all that stuff. That very distinct, featured black man who's like really well spoke oh no that's a different guy well but you're the guy no it's the same guy it's the same guy you're talking about he died too yeah and he definitely is someone that i did

not pick as dying young because in every role he's ever had he's like lean so he's like muscular and skinny like he's not a like i think it was hard to see his very lean yeah okay i have an update so he died at 54 and it was after using heroin laced with fentanyl shit oh geez well that'll fucking do it yeah that's sad oh well kills. Well, don't use heroin, folks. As a 50-year-old, Taylor's like, you know, 54, that's about normal for heart attack. I don't feel like I'm that close to death. I mean, well, I could be, but not from natural causes. No, you're way more likely to die. At some point, it'll shift the other. Will it shift the other way?

If you keep the acrobatics up, it'll just keep shifting to the acrobatics, I think, with age. Actually. But if you drop the acrobatics, I guess it starts shifting the other way. Yeah. Yeah, I worry about you when you do your loop-de-loops. But I guess over the lake, it seems all safe, but whenever you... Is it the loop-de-loops

or the motorcycling? I don't know. I bet motorcycling's more dangerous. I think so. The trouble with motorcycling is you can die when i bet motorcycling is more dangerous i think so the trouble with motorcycling is you can die when it's not your fault and that seems unfair you know if i make a decision because i made a bad you know my risk profile is too extreme then you know that's on me that's what i fucked up but if i die on a motorcycle because someone else did a bad thing that sucks yeah yeah it's way more likely i suppose i uh i hate watching motorcycle accidents on the internet when people send me those i really dislike it i like the look i like

silly stuff i like silly stuff um shit you send me fucking war videos guess what you love those war videos i don't like watching people die. Oh, come on. They're Russians. They deserved it. They're bad people. They're orcs, Taylor. You like watching orcs die? Yeah, they're not people like us, Taylor. I feel bad. I do feel bad seeing some of those Russians die sometimes because it's...

I saw Mortar hit a sleeping guy and he yells. He's clearly yelling in pain. And then the second one hits him and kills him. And it was like, oh, that was rough. I see a mortar hit a sleeping guy and he like yells. He's clearly yelling in pain and then the second one hits him and kills him and it was like, oh, that was rough. I see a mortar. I feel bad for like grunts. When I see a, usually it's a drone dropping a grenade and it hurts someone

badly, but it looks like they might live. That to me, I'm like, alright, you know what? He's in a really bad war. He's invading. He's in someone else's country right now. They didn't want to go to war they want this to happen they didn't do anything to provoke it they just fucking lies right oh that jewish guy's a nazi that's why they're in there so when their russian soldier gets hurt i'm like aha he's taken out of the war but he's probably going to live a mostly normal life after this. Yeah.

Yeah. Maybe just a little less strength than one bicep or something, but mostly fine. And then they drop a second grenade on him. And I'm like, he's dead. Yeah. Why do you always do that?

It's like, what's the first rule in zombie double tap. Yeah. I think it makes more sense to wound them though. You know, every man you wound, it takes two to carry him back right yeah true now there's three guys not fighting general like like dude if you wound a guy like they're gonna take him to a hospital they're gonna put work on there like they're gonna put a ton of resources into this wounded person yeah what's the story of

like the ancient g Greek battle or something where the defeated army, instead of being executed, they blinded all of them and then left one guy with one eye and sent them back to where they're from as a way to sabotage that society and town's ability to be productive, to more slowly

destroy them. Is this a true story? It's awful. She was brutal back in the day. Maybe you can's awful. I'd have to like look up and see. Like she was brutal back in the day. Zach, maybe you can find that. I don't remember if it was like ancient Greece or Persia. Jesus, that's awful.

Yeah, that's horrid. I mean, if you wanted to send a warning, couldn't you have just... They didn't want to send a warning. They wanted to ruin their society. They just sent back a hundred blind men who need to be coddled and taken care of now. Yeah, who can't be productive and can't farm and can't... Yeah, and what are you going to do with your blind men who need to be coddled and taken care of now yeah who can't be productive and can't farm and can't yeah and what are you gonna do with your blind like men who come back

you're not gonna kill them you're gonna take care of them yeah yeah that's pretty sinister i hope that's made up i hope it's made i hope you just made it up jesus that's evil i don't know what's worse have that having happened or that just being in your head for some reason. I'm just making things up. I'm like, dude, it's pretty fucked. You know what would be awful? You know what would be awful to do? Horrible.

You take all the meds. Is it from a religious tent, Zach asked? I don't think so. I don't believe so. Maybe it was a Bible thing. It's totally possible. I'm misremembering. But I remember the think so. I don't believe so. Maybe it was a Bible thing. It's totally possible. I'm misremembering. But I remember the blind part, and I remember remembering that because I'm like, that is so much worse than just killing them.

Like, that is. Yeah, I'd rather die than be blind. Tactically being like, hold up, General. We can really put the screws to them. Taylor, blind or dead. I'm sure we've done this, but our opinions evolve over time. I've changed my mind about how many fingers I'm willing to keep before killing myself, for example.

I would like... I would dabble briefly in blindness and I don't think I'd like it. No more TV, right? You'd have to have that stupid version that goes, Pecos Pill walks into the room. He looks angry. Man, that would... Being blind would be awful. I'm on the room. He looks angry. Man, that would...

Being blind would be awful. I'm on the way there, I guess. I mean... Yeah, but he sees stuff. I'm close. I don't see very well. If I took my... Feel the valor.

If I took my contacts out right now, I would have no ability to know who our guest was sitting right here like i would just kind of see a blur and i would be able to tell you had greens i probably think it might be a green hat instead of instead of green air i uh there's a lot of things that i would just you know i really want to be me and anything that changes that or like takes away the things that i feel like make me me or or the things that give me the pleasure of like being alive because i'm not just here to be here you know i i like there's stuff i enjoy doing

and if i can't do those things anymore or find a suitable replacement then i'm out i'm done and uh and so like if i lost too many fingers and i couldn't like do stuff and it also be all like weird looking because i don't like when people are missing fingers. I've told that story many times about that child with the missing fingers and how awful they were. He didn't have fingernails on one of the nubs. Poor kid.

Poor me. I had to hang around him. Yeah, it's the true victim. You'd take death over blindness right off the bat. Yeah, I'd just kill myself. I would look into where the research was on like if cornea transplantation is a thing i'd go get me a chinaman real quick uh if there was uh some way to get a cyber not cybernetic eye you know like how much what do we

have to do like like can we whatever it takes you know but what if they could restore your vision but now you had chinese eyes right i'm okay with that i'll squint to you mean like why do i have to squint with that chinese eyeballs they just fit that way and then i show up for the show and i'm like i had a tongue transplant i decided a while ago that it's too racist for taylor to do the show and I'm like, I had a tongue transplant. I decided a while ago that it's too racist for Taylor to do the eyes and the voice. So I do the eyes and he does the voice and I just move my mouth.

The perfect cover. You can't get us. It's pretty horrific. Why are you just itch? See, the thing about Asian people, though, they have a good sense of humor. They don't give a shit plus They're not they don't have any inferiority complex. They're like haha. They make fun of our culture. There's a silly tool and they move fucking long You know Koreans I learned this the other day Koreans had the longest bout of uninterrupted slavery in history in their country it's like thousands of

years of uninterrupted legalized slavery there they're a real awful group of people we don't give them shit they are isn't that where k-pop comes from that's what we identify their culture as not slavery but You know what? Speaking of K-pop and stuff. Is it pronounced a Lego? What is it when a girl crosses her eyes and sticks her tongue out? And why is that hot? A Lego?

What are we talking about? I'm the only one who knows this? Yeah, huh? A Heigo? Is that what it is? Is that what I'm going to say? I can't believe you guys don't know this. I believe they are trying to mimic a character from some sort of infantilized Japanese nonsense

that I'm not into. Can you show a safer work version, Zach, of what this is? I can't believe I'm the only one up to this. I think they're striking the pose of a character. Are you talking about the Belle Delphine face? Yeah. That's a Belle Delphine face? Yes, it is. What is the Belle Delphine face? Yeah. That's a Belle Delphine face? Yes, it is.

It is a Belle Delphine face. There's a name for it. I thought it had an element. It's the Belle Delphine face. That's the name for it. Well, it is now. I mean, she was inspired by this whatever fuck a hego is, which, again, I'm guessing is Japanese child porn drawn by people.

Oh, my God. Wait wait a minute i just saw child porn is a term in japanese pornography for a facial expression of characters during sex typically with rolling or crossed eyes protruding tongue and slightly reddened face to show enjoyment or ecstasy yeah people dig this in some way. It is like, it's the new incest porn. You're going to see it everywhere. The new incest porn. You heard it here first, folks. Right on the cutting edge.

That's it. Woody, I hate the Buster Bubble. This is like five years ago, man. Yeah, it's going to knock incest porn out of its high horse. It already did. It came and went. What's big now, Kyle? Catch Woody up. Oh, it's going to knock incest porn out of its high horse. It already did. It came and went. What's big now, Kyle? Catch Woody up.

Oh, it's fisting. It's all about fisting now. It's how many fists can you take? Yeah, yeah. Really? Yeah, it's about altered holes. That's what they call it. It's a whole movement.

I'm good for one fist. I can only watch porn if it's a series of challenges. Yeah, because when you use a... Series of challenges? Yeah. It's like, all right, if you want want to fuck you got to do this sudoku yeah it's it's mostly problem solving puzzles and insertion that's that's what's hot right now i'm sorry you missed your trivia point in the bonus round go home no one's busting today

yeah i was i was i'll say this i was seeing girls do that face um and getting like pictures of girls doing that face and and seeing belle delphine doing that face all at the same time like i feel like she sort of popularized an underground internet meme of sexy sexy silliness and and and you know she's trying to embody that character she's trying to look like the things that those people are into which is all that that weird kiddie porn that's legal in Japan for some reason. That's not kiddie porn. That three-year-old looking person was 4,000 years old. Yeah.

And look, forgive me, but my taste in Japanese pornography is so poor that I can't differentiate between the child porn and the good stuff that y'all are always talking about. The wholesome Japanese pornography that you never hear about. No. When I think about Japanese porn, I think something as gross as happening,

an animal might be being involved in something. It's always forced. Every bit of it I've ever looked at was forced at some point. There's a part where the woman is like, please no, and the man is like, oh! That's every single time. Japanese porn often has pixelation

and I'm not there for it. Isn't that wild? Yeah, that is odd. Is that a legal thing? I always thought it was a legal thing. Yeah, it is a legal thing. That's why they're selling the cartoons. I pop smoke. All the stuff I always see when it comes up in the recommended or whatever, it's always some

weird shit, like... I don't know if this is true, but I've been told that the reason there's so much tentacle porn is because they can't show the penises, but you can show a tentacle. You don't need to censor a tentacle. But you can... They should really change that law. We did that to them, Taylor.

That's what... Look, you fuck with the US, that's what happened. We should have done to Afghanistan what we did to Japan. Turn them into fucking catboys. Turn them into catboys. That's right. Look, Japan 100 years ago was more alpha than we are. So alpha.

Those dudes were alpha as fuck. They went into China and changed the fucking genetic code of that country. Okay? That's how hardcore these dudes were. as fuck. They went into China and changed the fucking genetic code of that country. Okay? That's how hardcore these dudes were. Not 80 years ago. After we were through with them, you have what you have now. You have catboys. If we had done that across Vietnam, Korea.

We should have marched into Russia. Do you think so? Like right at the end of World War II II just kept it rolling like the generals wanted while they're weak, strike a lot of people wanted that what was the several of the generals but notably I think

Churchill was all about it too they wanted to roll on through we got them right here we've mustered the strength of the world right here. They're weak right now. Get them! I wonder if it would have proven to be a good idea.

We'd have pushed the... Instead of East Berlin and West Berlin, it'd have been fucking, I don't know, at the very least, East Poland and West Poland. East Krakow and West Krakow or something. We'd have pushed them all the way back to the other side of Poland. Of course. East Kiev, West Poland. East Krakow and West Krakow or something. We'd have pushed them all the way back to the other side of Poland. East Ukraine. East Kiev. West Kiev. Maybe we

push them all the way back to there. I don't know. Part of me is like, if we had defeated them, there'd be no Cold War. But who knows what that alternative reality looks like. We needed the Cold War, though. I wouldn't want to live in a world where we didn't have the Cold War. So much of our technology is because of it.

We had to get better at shit. At things like sending messages, at things like transmitting signals, all sorts of electronic things and the support systems for them. Our interstate highway system is a defensive measure. It's about getting the tanks across the country as fast as we can. measure. It's about getting the tanks across the country as fast as we can. Having an adversary like that made us do

some big shit, some important shit. Yeah. Thank you, Russia. Thank you, Russia, for getting us to the... Thank you, Soviet comrades. What did we say the other day? Was it iron sharpens iron or steel? Yeah, right? Iron sharpens iron. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Good guy, Russia. We need Russia to keep sharpening our iron. And we need China to keep sharpening our iron. We're going to have the sharpest iron. Very sharp. But we get all our iron from China. We do, and it's shitty.

Yeah. Pig iron from China. We need to bring back our industry. Do we? I think we did. I think Trump did that right i'm pretty sure that didn't pan out are you sure oh i saw a great graph today it was about uh abortions it was um the increase and decrease in abortions in every state relatively so like texas

it's down thousands obviously uh-huh but then the nearest abortion legal state it increased but not exactly proportional right because not some people were just like no abortion for me then clearly so i think the number was over it was 88 000 abortions a month in this country yeah we need to those are rookie numbers well they're down now, like significantly. Pump them up? They're up in Florida. They're up in Florida. They're down in Georgia. North Carolina, I think they were down as well. I always look at our states because our states are interesting.

I do too. Remember we lost the All-Star game? I think you lost... What did you guys lose? We lost the All-Star game too. Concerts and stuff. You had the bathroom law. And I don't remember what they... They were mad at us about some shit that they didn't want to be held accountable for.

It's like that everywhere. Voting laws of some kind. In North Carolina, an interesting thing happened recently. Democratic House of Representative person on the state level got elected to Charlotte in a heavy Democratic area. And then she converted to Republican. Yeah. that gives republicans the super majority so they the governor can't is like can't veto things anymore so what they're doing is they're passing laws removing governor powers and giving them to themselves abortion is going to become illegal um i think they're bringing back the thing about not being

able to measure gold global warming on our coast hell yeah they're just anti-science but uh yeah so i live made up let's measure ghouls and goblins while we're at it very true so so north carolina really purple but our system's gerrymandered we're like one of the really gerrymandered states big time and And that's why we're a super majority Republican. We'll see where they go with it. It is wild. I always hear about crazy shit happening in your state

and it doesn't seem to me like an Alabama type state where that could have happened but clearly it has. You guys just live in cool states. It shows that the Republicans are good at what they do. Like man, they went into a state that should for all rights be very purple i i feel like culturally north carolina i go purple do you think of you you would know better than any of us obviously you've lived there but i think of north carolina as a very purple state could go either way red and blue that's what i mean by that left or right it's a good mix there's cities there's this farm

land there's there's everything but they've gerrymandered that thing and then with this lady being uh i don't even know what you call it a secret agent republican coming in they've stolen the state from the people you've got you've got a a group of 500 republic who took North Carolina from its people. What happened was this. Here's, here's their motivation. There was something going on with guns, right?

And even though she's a Democrat, she was kind of pro gun and they were voting on, maybe it was removing the, uh, pistol licenses we need here. North Carolina has a weird thing with extra licenses for pistols. And because what she did, well, she didn't show up to vote. licenses we need here north carolina has a weird thing with extra licenses for pistols and because what she did well she didn't show up to vote the democrats needed her to come in there and vote

against the gun thing she really wasn't about being against guns so she just took off that day and then the republicans her constituents just tore apart oh my god now these guns are becoming easier to get because you didn't go to work etc and she's like if y'all are going to be such dicks about it now i'm a republican oh wow boom that's pretty hilarious i wish that's there was a lot more fluidity like a lot more switching that'd be fun yikes i wonder what will happen when it's her time to uh to run again uh obviously that's going to be a shit show. Is she going to be supported? Is she taking it back?

Have the Republicans taken her into their flock? The Republicans love her, but her area is in Charlotte, and Charlotte is... So she can't go home. Yeah. So it's... You know, they burned her house.

Yeah, so she's not going to win re-election. Nah, they wouldn't do that. They'd burn the dollar store down the road from it. That'll teach her. Damned car dealerships with their smug Toyotas. I think it was Ferguson where

they burned a... What's a female barber shop? A hair salon? Hair salon. It was a hair salon that specialized in black people's hair. It feels racist to even admit that, but like... Different clientele and skill sets. I don't know.

I said black. I must be racist. But everyone was like, why did you burn down this place? Like, my nana gets her hair done here. They were mad at cops and white people so they weren't down a black hair salon it doesn't make any sense like i told you a friend of mine

like in 2014 lit or worked in ferguson as all that shit was happening and like i texted him and was like yeah what's it like and he's like dude you've driven through ferguson this place is a shithole and the only place I could go to get lunch was a McDonald's across the street and they burned the fucking McDonald's down man there's nothing to eat

he was mad about it he's like it was the one thing the one thing here that I could go over and get some nuggets on a bad day there was golden arches and now they're just smold Our shining star was golden arches. Yeah. Oh, man. And now they're just smoldering, the smoldering arches.

There's no – he was so mad about that McDonald's being burned down, which understandable. That's your one little bright spot looking over there, and then now it's ashes. Maybe they put a chicken there. You're already working in Ferguson. It's not a fun area. You tell me, like, your cities are so dangerous.

And I do recognize St. Louis in particular leads the league in homicides. And not just by a little. There's no one nipping at their heels. MVP's. It's a dynasty. It is a dynasty. But I just... I don't know. I've never been to a city I didn't feel pretty safe in.

It is... New York. I've never been to a city I didn't feel pretty safe in. It is New York. Like I've hung out like you walk around like Denver, Seattle, like the vibe of homeless people is so wildly different than St. Louis homeless. Like it is like the it's fun. the it's fun. Like when I, I think I have a different perspective on some homeless people because people will be like, you know, like a lot of them are just guys down on their luck and need this help.

And this and that, like not in fucking St. Louis, like the homeless people you run into here are terrifying for the most part. Like they are talking to themselves. They are making erratic movements. They are,

there are big groups of them sometimes like they, it is the kind of thing where if I was walking somewhere and I saw a big group of homeless people, if I was in Seattle, I'd probably just keep going. But in St. Louis, it's like, no. I just saw an article of some retard like me thinking he could walk past a group like this and he got stabbed in the head.

And because there's 15 other murders happening, no one comes. You just kind of die. When I was in L.A.? There's no reward because there's 15 other murders happening no one comes you know you just kind of die so when i was in la there's no reward because there's nothing fun to do in st louis city other than blues games and cardinals games there's nothing there's nothing there it is a paintball course of bullshit that whole city other than blues games and cardinals games like and so if there was a big to do where it's like oh Oh, maybe we'll brave the shitty part of the city for this fun event. No decades ago, St.

Louis shifted everything, but the professional sports stadiums out to the County because it's a shithole. It's awful. Like our St. Louis isn't even managed by the same group of people who managed St. Louis County, St.

Louis city and St. Louis County are totally different governments. And one is run very well and it's kept clean and it's kept nice and the other is ran like a fucking third world country how would you fix st louis just aggressive policing it would have to be really aggressive like you'd have to to make it so that people felt safe investing i mean that's just kind of the baseline is like you need to make it so that people feel like hey hey, I'm going to make money on this restaurant. I'm going to put here next to the Enterprise Center instead of like, well, you know, wheelhouse is, you know, that bar down there. Like just in the past five years, it's gotten so dangerous where they are. The traffic's gone down like it.

I don't think you're homeless for more than seven days. Death penalty. What do you think? I think it's a start yeah i think it's i think homeless for for one day they they they nab you up and they take you to some center where they can like make sure you're on your way to work you're not in the home i got you no i'm on the way to work and you know what then you know what problem that causes is we have an epidemic of homeless people behaving to try and not be uncovered oh no but realistically like i think that would help because then you could you could suss out the people who are like you know this person has a drug issue but

other than that is like neurologically all there and everything versus someone who's like this is a damn shame but this person is broken. Like there's, you can't let this person hang out. You get, this person can't walk around in school zones on their own. You know, like I was in LA, the homeless people that I interacted with were crazy, crazy talking to themselves, not making sense. They might've been on drugs and I mix that up with crazy, but they seemed crazy to me in North Carolina.

They're chill. They look like they belong at a grateful dead concert they have tents yeah that that's what the seattle homes are like they were like smugly homeless yeah there's you know you it runs the gamut i guess you get a little bit everything but some of them are definitely scary. The people who do van life stuff, the people who are grinding out this cool kind of existence in gym locker rooms and campsites and stuff, I can respect that. I bet that's a cool lifestyle and an experience

to get. But then there's all those homeless people who are crazed and violent. And they're there because... I've said this before, and it's not always true, but for someone to end up homeless, they either have to be mentally ill and not responsible for themselves anymore,

or to be such a piece of shit that no one will back them anymore. They don't have an auntie to go stay with, because they stole from her. Granny, too. Brother-in-law, too. Best friend, second best friend, third best friend, and his cousin. Stayed with them, tried to live on a couch same thing happened tv's gone again you know they've run out of would you please pick me up they're not answering anymore he doesn't have the number

anymore and now he's just a piece of shit on the street i think that happens a lot too yeah i mean all homeless have like evolved here in the europe where like're like, like when I first went to America, it was the first time I saw like, you know, the, you guys probably know this all the time where you go to like a red light and there's some guy with like a sign and he comes up to you. He's like,

or like they tried the wipe in your window and then trying to get like whatever. We never used to have that in the UK, but the last like three years, I would say they've started figuring it out. They've been like, okay, yes, we, we can, we can make a sign.

We can go up to people at their window. We can do like the little white thing. Yeah. They're really evolving now. So it's kind of, yeah, it's weird to see that here. Drew, I was going to say that you're a good example of when someone's in a tight spot, but they're a decent person. Who's not a piece of shit. How many people you, you, you mentioned, he's like, and then this guy, let me stay at his place. And then this guy and that guy. And at no point of the way,

were you robbing these people or doing anything awful to them? You were treating their places respectfully, I'm sure. And being a good human being. And so you didn't run out of those places to stay. If everybody had said you'd have been on the street in New York at some point or hiding in a hotel lobby or something. Yeah. Yeah.

Literally. Yeah. Yeah. But you're a decent dude. Being able to present yourself well as well and like i mean yeah there is the small percentage of homeless people that like you know they literally didn't have anything growing up and they don't have any family and all of that shit but like yeah i think i think you're right i think it's few and far between and most people just kind of like get themselves in that situation as bad as it sounds

like and it's you know we need to help some people but like for the most part yeah some people are just pieces of shit yeah if you were caught by a cop in america for drugs would you try to bribe him no don't no i actually i did get caught in america for drugs on time yeah but it was like a really it was like it was really nice like and i i just happened to have some little um fuck actually you know what on on the i won't say what it is on the podcast but i had this little thing and i definitely shouldn't have had it but i had some bud and this police officer like came by searched the van that i was staying in with my homie and um he was searching through everything i just thought i had the weed but i forgot my mate had like given me this this thing and um i just told him about it i was like

oh shit my mate gave me this one thing it's there and the guy was like as soon as you're being honest with me i don't really care i'll just throw it away and that was it so yeah that's yeah could have gone worse yeah i'll definitely could have gone worse i think we've lost taylor now so it's probably a good time to call the evening drew we'll put links to all your stuff in the in the description below anything you want to shout out in particular to our wonderful viewing audience um mainly my twitter my twitter's dead like all my other social medias are popping so if you want to follow my twitter that'd be sick but otherwise check out some of my videos because that's what's your twitter site out loud uh drew is sharing all of my social media drew is sharing drew sharing thank you very much i

enjoy talking to you that's fun yeah it's been lovely pka 645