Painkiller Already - PKA 653 W/ Blame Truth: Elon Vs Zuckerberg, NickMercs Loses Cod Partnership, Amouranth Gets 100m From Kick

Episode Date: June 23, 2023

pka 653 guest blame truth taylor this episode of pka brought to you by lock and load and real dbg.com anthony thank you so much for joining us how are you doing i'm doing good it looks like you've lost weight i haven't seen you in a while have you lost weight or yes okay no i'm dying it's not the good kind of weight loss it's like you see a fat chick and you're not sure she's pregnant or not it's the same thing when a guy gets skin and you're like is this it or yeah from now on when people come on the show and they mention that let's get really uncomfortable and i'll say that i have bone cancers no let's make up a cancer that doesn't exist can we make it h HIV from a blood transfusion?

And for religious reasons, you're refusing the antivirals or whatever. And you're just wasting away. 1982 AIDS. I'm going to have to get the king to shake hands with me in a big public affair. You've been eating virgin penises for three weeks. Nothing. I think every time I come on the show,

people will say after that I'm on drugs, which is interesting. On steroids or just regular drugs? I think crack is usually the big one. Crack. How is crack? I've never tried it. Tell us.

Just between us. How's crack? I just coke one time. That was a party so it's okay i've heard coke is just like caffeine no it's more than that it's like caffeine if you're really cool it's got some properties um it'll just kind of make you happy yeah yeah i don't i've only done cocaine like twice. To me, it's always just been like, man, this is kind of taking the edge off all that weed.

But it's expensive, isn't it? Why is my throat numb? I don't want to do this anymore. It tastes like chemicals. It tastes like chemicals. I got a bad post-nasal drip and my throat tastes bad. No matter how many fucking frescas I'm slamming, it won't go away. You guys are making me feel like a square. Dude dude let me tell you the coolest thing i ever saw all right that's

how i knew i was cool people we were uh we were in this club in new york and uh he leans over my buddy he leans over to the waitress doesn't know her he doesn't know her we just walked in this place and got the table and he says something to her she comes back in a little while with a wax paper folded up in a square full of cocaine she comes back with a goddamn gram of cocaine and palms it to him and like kisses him on the ear or some shit and he's like oh you want to do some cocaine i'm like where did you get cocaine was this a very good looking guy with an accent yes it's like eastern european he has hair but he's shaved his head he's like yeah put your hand like

this and i'm like oh okay and he's like fucking rolling me out some and uh but but i i couldn't fathom being able to just i mean we were at that paintball thing we're like hey man you look like you know where the weed is but this guy was was like, madam, I bet you have some cocaine somewhere. Go fetch it. And she did. I was so shocked. I'm still not sure what happened. But I didn't like it.

He might be the coolest guy I've ever met. He's a real cool guy. He's a real cool guy. That was kind of like when I did it, people would just bring it out. People would be like, hey, you got cocaine? And they're like, yes. And it would be different people at the party. And I knew these people, and I'm like,

why have you guys been keeping this from me? What's going on? So it was a New Year's thing, though. I want to see Scarface remade, but instead of cocaine, it's just like modern-day remakes. Like, I don't know, banging into you or something. All the cocaine's black. Yeah, that too.

Oh. Yeah. Tony Montana played by like a woman you know uh i have lost some weight not not fat anymore uh i was i follow you on twitter so i see you're you're always pushing heavy in the weight lifting and fitness stuff uh zach can you find uh anthony's most recent picture the shirtless one i think it's the shirtless. You are in way better shape than I thought. I guess it must have been like a year since I'd seen any of your progress pics.

Is that still pretty current? I don't remember posting a shirtless picture. Was it the weight belt picture? I think it might have been that one. That's also, I don't want to give me too give me too much credit that's just my shape as well like i'm just i have that v taper i lucked out there so um i know it's people are like man what do you do with with your triceps and i don't fucking do shit i mean i do bench press and shit but you know i just i just realized you're you a shorter guy. That is a quality that almost all of the YouTube fitness guys have in common

because you look, you look so tremendous on camera. Like, like, and, and there's guys who are like six, four looking at this guy who's five, two and he doesn't know he's five.

He's like, why can't I get that shit? There's a guy on YouTube. What's his name? Jeff, Jeff Nippard. I think it is. He's like, he's like guy on YouTube. What's his name? Jeff Nippard, I think it is. Yeah. He's like 5'4", and the amount of weight he lifts is insane.

His genetics are outrageous. I think both his parents are Olympic athletes. I'm not joking. I know his mom is, and I'm pretty sure his dad is. I saw him deadlift. Show us a pic of him, Zach. He's so fit. He looks like an Olympic gymnast.

Those guys who just hold themselves up totally still, static. He's got those really round arm muscles. He looks like he does isometric holds for hours at a time or something. Some people just have that. He's worked at it and made it his life and career to look like that.

How many times have we seen a random guy walking down the street who just looks like this, though? Like, for no goddamn reason. That's crazy genetics. Look at his calves. To be fair, he's making them pop. He's on his toes. Yeah, he's doing a little tippy. Imagine, like, critiquing this.

Like, sitting here and being like, dude, I'm going to do that. I'm going to do a More do it more plates more date style channel but i have no idea what i'm talking about it's just jealousy it's just this guy that's what everybody bigger than me is on steroids everybody's smaller than me as a baby this is how my channel works this guy is this guy natty i don't remember yeah yeah yeah i think so yeah does he claim natty natty is part of his whole identity. It's like a big deal. And like I said, his parents, his father was a bodybuilder, I guess.

And his mom, it just says that she's a fitness instructor, but I'm pretty sure she was an Olympian. I can't find that. The shoulders are what gets me. Like this dude's, I sound really gay right now. This dude's shoulders are fucking popping though. Yeah, they are.

Yeah, they're crazy. There's just so much mass in them. His delts are bigger than his pecs. Or like maybe the same size. It's real. If you like rotate the pec and stick it on his chest. I mean the delt on his chest. He's got a real interesting I mean look.

Dude, you can spend hours looking at him. Look, he deserves this god damn it he worked hard for this i have a poster of jeff nipar chiseled it out of clay we'd look a little i have posters of him on my ceiling above my bed i'm his biggest fan he's my wallpaper and i close my brows in a masturbate dude you're so right with like yeah yeah like when you're like yeah like if you're like five five five has got to be like the ultimate online fitness guy height because you just look like an absolute brick shithouse like there's a like no guy can look

like that there's a guy uh i watched i watched wrestling and there's a guy who's uh what's his name john silver he doesn't look like like jeff nippard he's got more body fat but he's also that same like really short height but like uh super fucking strong i think he was a former power lifter or whatever it's very interesting once you get so far short i guess like you you become like a power lifter if you get so tall you become an n NBA player or something. Everybody in the middle is just like, whatever. That's the meat man. That's the guy.

The meat man? How are your abs right now? This is the thinnest you've been for a while. You got abs? Me? I've actually put on weight since the last time I've been on here. I put on I'd say about 5- 10 pounds, something like that. What percentage of human beings will ever have abs?

I do not have abs. I mean, I have them under there. And if I really flex in the mirror, I'm like, oh! There's signs there's something there. But it's like like like like in the first five minutes of tremors we're not sure we're not sure what's under there but there's something under there never it's like the biggest thing i've noticed is like i did that perma bulk just eating whatever i wanted but still lifting weights all the time for years. And I always told myself, like, you're building muscle.

You're building muscle. But even in my, like, I know that's true. But in my head, I convinced myself that was like cope. And so as I've been cutting, I've been like genuinely surprised. Like, God damn, like I did build a lot of back muscle when I was, you know, feasting on pizza and like being like, oh, I only had 4,000 calories today and I didn't hit my goals. Cause it was all carbs. I need protein shakes at the end of the day.

But yeah, I'm looking, I look better naked now than I have in a long time, which is my top four abs are there. They're undeniable. I've got them. I've seen your bottom two are drowning. They're just blah,

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blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah just blah blah blah not getting to the surface yeah like the bottom two are way tougher than the other ones right very hard yeah they're hard but no i i was mean i was like genetics i was like not lifting as much um when i was cutting i mean obviously you know you get like not strong and i'm like you know what like it's still fucking cold out i'm just gonna eat a bunch of meat and work out i think if you're trying to build core strength then yeah do a bunch of ab exercises if you're a fireman or an army man

or you're a fucking i don't know athlete of some kind who needs that that that core strength but if you just want a six-pack stop doing fucking sit-ups yeah i like pints more than sit-ups. Anything. Anything that's building your abs. I don't do any ab exercises. When the fat goes away, there's just a real nice six-pack there, though. Oh, look at that. You were just there. I've got two things to say to that. One, I just have to believe that

bigger abs are more tolerant of a little body fat. Two, sometimes I do core work just because I'm old and my back hurts a lot. Yeah, you need that core strength to stay erect. That's true. You need to have good posture. So you've got to do your planks and your Russian twists and the like. Planks.

What are the ones that you do backwards where you've got your feet locked in and you're facing the mat and you're coming up and doing like backwards sit-ups reverse almost loose raise or something just reverse sit-ups him yeah i don't have that and i don't i don't do that i like to do my shit hanging and grab the pull-up bar and pull my knees up or pull my or get sit to an l do you have a lower back pain wo? Yeah. Whenever you're on the pull-up bar, grab it and just kind of like let your, use your arms to support and let your body hang. You'll decompress

your spine. I do that. I do something similar like on a counter. I can do this thing where I kind of support myself by my palms and relax and I can feel my lower back stretch out. My mom has one of those. Both of our moms have it.

I called it the dangler. I'd walk in there and mom would be upside down. I'm like, what is this supposed to be doing to you? Like getting the oxygen to your brain so you know this doesn't work? What was the plan here? It looks like there should be an American soldier in Afghanistan like smiling, pointing at her. Tell us where he is!

Abu Dhabi. Abu Grave. Abu Grave, yeah, my mistake. Abu Dhabi's a much nicer place. Yeah, I fucked that joke up. Yeah, that fucking dangler. Did you ever do it? Yeah, yeah, I'd get in there. As a kid, it's like, this thing looks like a toy. I want to get dangled.

You're talking about the thing where you lock your feet? It's called an inversion tape. Do you put your feet in like ski boots maybe and then hang upside down secure yeah less secure than that it's basically the kind of thing you'd just like two rollers with foam like and then you put your ankle in between it and then try not to flip back too fast but i i think the reason i didn't benefit from it is because i was 10 and probably breaking it that was me too that was me too also didn't have any need for any back adjustments at 10 i remember like like fine realizing how hopeless you were in that thing like being like laying back and being like damn if my brother comes in right now he could just not let me get back up.

And so then it was like, all right, we got to rectify this. It's not a strong position to fight for him now. Not at all. No, you don't want to be having your head, all the blood pooling in it. Speaking of death, potentially. I was going to say, speaking of fighting. Cheers, Kyle. I bought that elliptical. It got here a couple days ago.

I got the finest elliptical money got here a couple days ago i got the finest elliptical money can buy what'd you really what'd you choose um honestly don't know i just the money at what it's like that i use that guy on maybe i use the guy on youtube coop from i love gym reviews whatever he said was the best elliptical in the world that's the one i bought it's like uh seventeen hundred dollars or something like that i love the elliptical and i had i was you i've been using kitties for a long time but she finally made me give hers back to her so i did and so it was time to buy one but i haven't put it together yet it's uh it's gonna be a process but i'm about to start on that and i remember getting like a like a fucking what was it a Bowflex one time. And putting that thing together by yourself is like a workout in itself.

Bowflex makes an – did you get – Bowflex has one I've seen that's almost like a stair stepper as its elliptical function. I considered that one. That one's neat. Coop does good videos, but his preference in barbells is not mine at all. No. Dude's always like looking for the most aggressive knurling you can find his hands must be calloused and ruined and like this one's got little razor blades on it i love it i fucking hate it i'm looking for a barbell that doesn't

tear me up i yeah yeah you have uh the gloves i mean i, I use little weight lifting gloves. I'd wear gloves, but I'm a boy. I wear my Pokemon trainer gloves and I've never had anybody say anything to my face about them. I'll say that. Don't bully that retard. I actually have a couple different gloves because my mind's

open to them, but I've never liked one. I guess I don't like any bulk in the palm at all. That's my preference. Mine is like nothing but palm, right? It goes there and between your fingers because I want to catch this pad and this pad and support them. I like the aggressive knurling because I do use those.

But if I were not using gloves, i'd be on your team 100 i'd almost i remember in high school we had some where the knurling had almost been polished off and i kind of like that because it's not like i'm lifting 400 fucking pounds i'm not gonna drop it so i never minded that and i'm not doing olympic lifts lifts uh like power cleans and such so i don't care well i had a good pool day today. Disappointed. Felt like I wasn't a loser. I thought this story I wrote down about a family whose grandma died and so they encased her in a resin coffee table.

You thought that was real. That has been busted. You know what's real? My topic. you know what's real i want my topic elon musk and mark zuckerberg have agreed to fight in the ufc and dana white is gonna host it really bullshit yeah dana white says he's spoken to both of them and that they're both down mark zuckerberg if you don't know we'll just butt fuck elon yep he's been training for years. He won a jiu-jitsu competition and got a run.

I've seen him strike. It's not bad. It's not awful. He's been training with professionals for years now. He's not bad. He wouldn't compete with anyone else who competes. I don't want to fight Zuckerberg. I've done a little martial arts.

He can't list or name any of it. People don't think of me this way, but I got into a lot of street fights growing up in South Africa. Oh, horseshit. Who'd you fight? You're like the son of a hundred million air. Sometimes they did not work hard enough in the mines. Sometimes the chauffeur

would hold a little gym boy down who'd been caught with a ruby of his age. I mean, I beat him early with father's cane. When you look like Zuckerberg, I think you have to learn to fight a little bit or no, no. I think Zuckerberg is so into fighting. He doesn't have time for haircuts. He's tanning.

I was going to say my haircut. Yeah. See, that's just not going to happen. That's just not Elon Musk in his 50s. I don't think it's going to say, hmm, that haircut. Yeah, see, that's just not going to happen. That's just not going to happen. Isn't Elon Musk in his 50s? I don't think it's going to happen. He's in his 50s. He's a lot bigger.

He's fat. He's very doughy. Yeah, someone said he had 60 pounds on him. If he lost 60, he'd look lean as fuck. He wouldn't die, though. You've seen him all pale getting hosed down by that fellow on his yacht that time. I've seen his worst pictures. he looks better than that right now he's on that ozimpek oh okay that's like free fat loss oh okay yeah it causes cancer we'll find out in eight years but yeah he's on i didn't get up he uh he tweets about it a little bit. So it's a good thing.

Oh, yeah. Andrew Tate wants to train Elon Musk. Oh, wow. That's probably like the best fighter that Elon Musk has access to. That's insane. That's probably like, can I maybe, you know what? Maybe to train. I'll buy every fighting arena on earth and close them. Fighting as a sport is over,

gentlemen, because I'm petty. I'm no Tate lover. I've been reveling in his hardships lately. But let's all agree, he's very good at fighting. If Tate were here, I'd be very polite. I don't want to be an armchair critic. Every time I've seen Andrew

Tate fight, he fights with his chin straight up in the air. It's not the best. Yeah, it's not the best. I still don't think I can take advantage. Well, he has a... He has a big chin. Which helps him fight. Run!

Run! You got this. I don't know. He looks fast. You don't think Elon Musk can take Mark Zucker uh mark zuckerberg no not a million years i don't think so no i think zuckerberg again because zuckerberg has made it his hobby the last few years to learn to beat people up and the other guy has and elon just has the confidence of someone who usually succeeds so what was the impetus of this like what Someone who usually succeeds. So what was the impetus of this?

Did Elon Musk make fun of his sparring or something? I don't remember the impetus, where it started. I bet Zuckerberg wants to fight. He probably is like, I want to do something. I'm practicing. I'm sure he wants to fight because he's not in any danger. He is a clear winner. This is me and obviously Jesus from from 15 years ago like oh i remember that he should just challenge the next billionaires like just

challenge like the ceo of twitter elon he needs to challenge i want to see i'd like to see i'd like to see bezos versus uh zuckerberg because bezos is pretty jacked now bezos has got that would be more fair but fighting zuckerberg 10 years ago where he had arms and now he's now he's like, come on. That is true. And the opposite happened to Elon. We saw a picture of Elon 18 months ago where he looked terrible. Yeah. And now we're frozen on that.

Let's let's pick on a woman and say we've been tearing down men the whole show. Let's look at Bezos lady. Look at look at the Bezos his girlfriend girlfriend because you don't like her are you insane i've never seen him he's like the second or third richest man on the earth who's not a and he's he's he's with what's essentially like a retired porn bimbo that's what that's right that's her look i don't know what her background is. Alright, not at the fucking award show. Show her down on the goddamn street.

I think he's a boobs man. She's going out on a limb here. He likes jugs. Yeah, this is her best look ever. Every time I see her, I can see she's got loose skin on her stomach because it's all been lipo'd out.

She can blow. Yeah, this. Come on. Oh, yeah. Looks a bit like Steven Tyler from Harrison. I do see that. I can't tell what's going on with that belly. I can find you a dude that's hotter than her

in half an hour. We have him on the show from time to time. Yes. Yes, Finster. i'd much rather have sex with finster than than this lady right here i don't know i mentioned about dinner uh she could have a good personality i don't know yeah she doesn't look that bad here i mean she looks fine here maybe it's just um the botox rich botox yeah it's almost how hot do you want her to be right because he's only so hot he's like would you want a 23 year old drop dead gorgeous chick straight out of college if you do the leo

thing then it's a bad look it's a bad look she she's she looks like she looks like someone who's worth seven hundred thousand dollars wife like the wings of redemption like you know $700,000 wife. I love that. This is like the Wigs of Redemption rating men by their trucks. She really does. If Bezos had a cool million in his bank account, he'd have the exact same girlfriend is all I'm saying.

The other $100 billion are wasted if we're just talking about girlfriend hitting potential. You can get that at a million. Looking like him is what i mean looking like him like a little ghoul man who should he be with if i were bezos i would like publicly you you'd find someone who was presentable and and and and and he's presenting her this is his type it's embarrassing and he gets mocked about it constantly because he's with like a retired porn bimbo looking lady stormy daniels is way classier looking than this

i feel like you'd get mocked no matter what though because like leo's with the young pretty women you know yeah they mock him too who's doing the laughing though if we're being honest though it's not us that's true no not us it's not anybody that we know no he's always leasing there's some random people on the internet who seem to think it's silly but everybody else is like yeah and he and he's just crying into his revenants money yeah on his fifth i don't know why i'm defending this i think i just like trashier women than kyle that might be what's up i see her and I think, I bet she rocks the bedroom. Maybe that's what's...

Is that a Steven Tyler joke again? You could get a comedian fucking gymnast every night of the week. You could buy a gymnast, a team of gymnasts in an Eastern European country where they all look like Margot Robbie and you could just bang a different one every night.

There's no reason to be running around town with all that plastic. So fact-checking that is true. But is that what he wants? Or does he prefer someone with a little life experience that he can talk to? What's that, Anthony? What's that?

You were trying to get in? Oh, I just said maybe he just likes her personality. I don't know. Maybe she's like really into the things he's into. Maybe she's so funny. Maybe she is. Who knows? She's the one who's been writing all those Amazon comedy hits.

What if that's the reason all the shows suck now? It's just Jeff Bezos not telling his wife no, that she can't write every show. Yeah, I don't know. His last wife divorced him for what? A lot of money. I don't remember the amount. Bill Gates for what like a lot of money that bill gates law bill gates same thing he was uh melinda gates i only know her name because she's got some huge

charitable foundation where she spent half his goddamn money and then she took the other half when he tried to get a little pussy was he the one who was fucking the russian like agent oh so many of them turned out to be. Bill Gates? Yeah, was it a Chinese ape? Who was it? I'm thinking of Eric Smallwell. It's a stupid game. It's like Bridge. She's like a Bridge player.

And he competes in Bridge. And that's how they met. And he fucked and cheated on his wife with her and lost like 50 bill. Are you sure that Bill Gates did that? I'm like, yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah nobody else nah i'm not gonna have been somebody else no it was him for sure like like the oh yeah yeah that's true yeah yeah yeah that's true hilarious okay well i mean he's got the money to blow that's like that's like 50 bucks for us. I don't know.

I think that's like half his worth. Twice over. It could be. Does he care? I don't even know what money's for once you've got 50 billion. I think it's just for saying I have 50 billion. I think she's better looking in the left picture than the one with the gun.

I don't like seeing chicks with guns. Really? Too masculine? Is it just they're flexing on you? No, it's just that... You'll never get this! Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah. No, it just

rarely looks good. And then occasionally, you'll see a chick who's way too good, and it's embarrassing. I can't remember the chick I met one time. Oh and it's embarrassing um i can't remember this the chick i met one time oh it's jerry mickielick's daughter jerry mickielick is like a world championship shooter and has been for so long that that like our grandfathers probably watched him shoot um he's like 100 now and i think he's the guy you probably saw on the internet shooting

a revolver like crazy fast yeah Yeah, I've seen that guy. He came down here one time and we were filming a thing with me and him and Eric, a RAC veteran. I think his daughter was there and I hadn't shot a handgun in probably six months.

I was just there to make a thing pop but I missed the target and I felt bad because I missed the target and i felt because and i felt bad because i missed the target and then his daughter got up there and she's like annie fucking oakley it was absurd she was way better than me at shooting just so good like like an olympic fucking athlete like it was but but i i mostly just don't like when people put guns in the hands of dirty whores because they don't need firearms

I'm not into girls with guns either but I can see how guys are because here's the thing every so often I'll see a girl with like a dirt bike and I'm like the dirt bike is an off-road motorcycle I don't know if everyone calls them that but a girl on a dirt bike

and I'm like, oh yeah that does add like three points to her one to ten score between my ears. I could see how someone else might like chicks with guns. What hobby makes a girl more attractive, Taylor? More attractive.

I mean the easiest, simplest one would be being very into cooking like being able to make really good high quality food regularly and and liking doing it but I'm gonna put this on um two chromosomes let's see what the ladies over there think that like oh he thinks cooking's a hobby he wants a slave it can be a hobby do people not think cooking Cooking is absolutely a hobby. I think cleaning should be a hobby too. I want to check who loves that. I'm good. I like cleaning.

I like putting things together. I'm so bad at cleaning. I tried to hire a... No, that's not a hobby. It is a hobby. I want to check who's hobby is picking up after me. I'm so bad at it.

I hired someone to come clean bi-weekly for a while. They got a full-time job, so they couldn't anymore. I'm looking on Facebook and stuff for recommendations. It's all women. I'm like, I'll hire men. I'm not trying to bang these women. I don't want to do that. You'd have to find the best cleaning man. I'll take a man. I don't care. I'm not trying to bang these women. I don't want to do that. You should find the best cleaning man.

Yeah, I'll take a man. I don't care. I usually hire a prostitute to do the cleaning because when she gets there and finds out she's just cleaning up windows and stuff, she's always really relieved. And the pricing is competitive.

I do the same thing. You buy it for an hour and when it only takes me six and a half minutes, the joke's on them because there's dishes to do. Yeah. Now you are going to snake my drain. Get it on my hair. Those people obviously went down exploring for the

Titanic this week in doubt. What I was most surprised by, like the internet's always a dark place. There's always going to be like some people who make some mean jokes about it. But everybody seems to think it's real funny that some billionaires like died this week. And it's like, ha ha, the billionaires suffered and died.

Why didn't you pull yourself up out of the water with your bootstraps? Yeah, yeah. I don't get it like like why do people actually hate billionaires like maybe there's one billionaire in particular you don't like like oh i don't like elon musk i don't like what he does or i don't like fucking donald trump whatever but mr anyone with money we we hate mr beast could like cure cancer but if he had a hot dog earlier someone would point out he has mustard on his shirt and he's a piece of shit.

Yeah, they get so much hate. They're like, Mr. Beast is a bastard. Look at him sadistically curing deafness in children for views. It's all ego. It is for views. You're brilliant. You mean he was making YouTube

content to reach the widest audience possible? You really cracked the case here. What a of shit what a scumbag it's all it's all ego that like it's it's if you're doing too well or if you're doing really bad people will either kick you people will kick you on both ends of the spectrum you know yeah um i try to just stay in the middle so this is why i'll never be a billionaire that's why I've avoided that trap as well that's like when people are like I'll go to the gym but I don't want to get too big I'll work hard but I don't want to be a billionaire

I don't want to be too good looking or too rich, people will hate on me yeah, I'm going to wake up one morning and these abs are going to be offensively large and it's going to be out of nowhere and I'm going to have to one morning and these abs are going to be offensively large. It's going to be out of nowhere. I'm going to have to eat pizzas to correct it. I saw the bathroom in the submarine was two bottles and some Ziploc bags. Oof.

Yeah, by that logic, I have a bathroom right under my utensil drawer in my kitchen. There's bags and all sorts of things. I have a bathroom right next to me, if that's the case, yeah. I saw that the American subs only go 1, down it was like 1550 and that surprised me because this thing was like 12 000 feet down does that sound right yeah it's really deep did you see uh the there's only like like also only go like that that that comparatively short distance down the the only other vessel that can go down that deep apparently is owned by Gabe, like Newell,

who invented steam. It's got a cool name also, and it's like the Deep Sea Explorer, and he has the world record for deepest descends in all five oceans. It's called like the Triton or something. I was so lost. Owned by Gabe, and then you said his

last name, which I didn't even gather. and then you said his last name which i didn't you will gather and then you said he invented steam yeah i'm like wasn't that invented like a really long time he was the first to harness it how does a man invent steam you know what's fun like the gabe newell like sub i saw exactly what you're talking about, Kyle. And when you see a picture of Gabe Newell's sub, Triton or whatever it's called, you can tell it's a real submarine. Like it's like, oh, that's no, none of that was from Home Depot. That was from like we makesubs.org. Like all the pieces were special ordered. Like you can see the picture here.

Yeah. Oh, wow. Looks real and secure. There's a million cameras and things. When I saw, I watched a 20 minute video of, of course, on YouTube, there's everything. There's a guy with like 150,000 subs. Who's like, I'm the sub man. And he's a sub expert.

And I watched a 20 minute video of him from like three days ago. And literally he was like, these people are dead. Like there is a lot of discussion about air being left and how that would work. But they are dead. Like the window was rated for 1500 meters and they are 12,000 feet down. They were crushed instantly. The idea they their rationing air is silly like like it's they like and at the end of that video i was kind of like yeah but this guy

he is the submarine man and it does make sense that like what was it just hanging out down there thousands of feet sounds like he was right about everything yeah it seems you know they found the wreckage right like you're up to speed yeah are they sure it's the wreckage yeah they're pieces of it like it's like the the standing gear and stuff yeah apparently it imploded and uh the people died instantly the they're just done then they said they died instantly but yeah they would go yeah yeah it's it's it's sad to see all the uh the backlash because it's like would for one it takes a certain amount of bravery to do that yeah like i wouldn't fucking do it you know no not that so i don't know it's just armchair people like twitter's

just fucking cancer yeah it's so analogous to the action i mean this is not a novel take i've seen so many people talking about it like it's so similar to the titanic itself like the the guy in charge of it was told like this is not safe like this is going to kill you and they fired that guy and settled outside of court and like he he knew like apparently the first test they did, they just lost communication at like 3000 feet or whatever, 3000 meters, whatever it was like. That's like and then just getting back in and going and doing again. Like I couldn't wrap my mind around the video I watched where he's like, and it's a Bluetooth controller. And I'm like, I know nothing about about subs but this is a bad idea sir and the CEO he was like it's a Logitech dog

shit two star on Amazon device and the guy's like this is something that's made to be beaten around by 16 year olds and he like lightly throws it to show how durable it is and he's like we got other controllers here just in case and it's like oh okay I got mad that's where you want to have a Bluetooth pairing issue

is at the bottom of the sea. I had no problem with the controller. I don't get why people have an issue with it. I have seen Xbox controllers in multi-billion dollar pieces of United States military equipment. It's wired. It's what we use. They don't do wireless shit for

submarines. If it's wireless, that seems like an oversight. Let's plug that bitch in and make sure. Come on. But all the same... Do you bring batteries? Oh my god, if you bring batteries low, we'll be fine.

We're going to be down there for two hours, don't worry. It's on red, but we're fine. I'll lick them. Does anybody have a Walkman perhaps I need 18 AAA batteries so the official statement like did they at a certain point did they know they were

dying or did they just fucking implode randomly Mike I'm just guessing here but that's how they make movies. On its way down, it was just sinking, sinking. They all knew they were in trouble and then implode. Dead in a case.

If it implodes and it's carbon fiber, they said that makes it just absolutely instant because it shatters. It's just powderized. Well, if the window broke, it just immediately threw them under 12,000 feet. It's probably 6,000 PSI.

So, I mean, an oxygen cylinder that we play paintball with, like the scary carbon fiber wrap ones are 3,000 PSI. They're like double that at that depth. So they just, I don't know what happens to a human body, but we have seen that, I think there's a video, there's definitely images of those. There are two or three of those submersion divers.

The ones who do like, they live at that deep depth where they're doing the welding and stuff, and someone operated the airlock improperly like they might they would have had to have ignored like two or three warnings but they opened the pressure seal and everybody was pressured to i don't know a couple thousand psi and just they just explode

they just like apparently what happens like this far down chunks i i was reading and who knows if this is true or not but because I never considered it apparently like it's so much PSI that it like compresses the air so violently that it like is an explosion down there and so like your body would just be goo-ified like just

you're it's just like an explosion think of all the little critters on the bottom of the ocean eating them probably it's better like an explosion you're just not think of all the little critters on the bottom of the ocean eating them probably it's still better than like 95 of the deaths that people get like yeah i think dying in general sucks yeah he's got an instant one like that and it's uh cool i mean they did something like very brave it is cool yeah i think that people are overlooking that uh people are just shitty yeah you're 100% right about that. Why would people want to go down?

It's like, yeah, that's not my area of interest. But if you're an explorer, it makes 100% sense. People climb Mount Everest. Why do people climb mountains? Because they're adventurers. I saw this fucking... It was really cool. This video. It was Everest.

And it's this woman kind of freaking out. Some guy's telling her to stop freaking out. But then, they're climbing Everest and someone's sliding down because they've passed out. They're sliding down the mountain. I saw that video a couple months

ago, I think, on Twitter. Do people die climbing? Oh, yeah. There was one guy up there that I think, on Twitter. But yeah, they're die climbing. Oh, yeah. There was one guy up there that I think they just called him Green Boots or something because he froze to death and they can't get him off. He's frozen to the mountain.

I mean, nobody wants him either. He's apparently Green Boots is an important landmark. People want to challenge themselves people want to explore it i mean if they die they die that seems like a i don't buy that you can't get the bodies are clean if you wanted to like i feel like people are always like yeah i got other things to do i'm i'm trying to climb like you don't have to do it you just have to show up there with enough money

to pay sherpas to instead of hauling 200 pounds gear, take a trash can with you and come back with it full. Yes. Yeah, there are people who do that for a living. Or burn that shit. Why are they just burning it? Take 20 gallons of fuel up there, pile that shit up, and melt it. I don't think there's going to be an environmental impact. Let's just melt it down right up there.

It's close to the... You're on Mount Everest. It's going to make stars instantly. All right, that's a solid point. Why do we want the bodies removed? It's kind of a good reminder. I've seen more than that. Just skulls everywhere.

Not even skulls, just like frozen, dead-eyed, glassy faces. Like some guy in mid-screen. I guess there wouldn't be skulls. I just passed the screaming child. We're almost to the top. I wonder what their bodies look like up there. I bet they're pretty well preserved.

Yeah, there wouldn't even be skulls. I don't think. They get that thing where it's like the skin's still there, but it's like the lips are black and burned and freezer burned. It probably looked like wax, I'd imagine. But I've never seen a frozen dead body. I i've only seen frozen dead body i went on a big like looking

at one youtube rabbit hole where i just was like reading lists and like reading everyone who's died on everest and like the pictures of them and then some of them are like that's orange belt we don't know who orange belt is and no one's ever turned him over so so we We don't know who orange belt is. No one's ever turned him over. So we're never going to know who orange belt is. These bodies are not as attractive as I expected. No, not sexy at all,

huh? Well, I mean, I'd do them, but it's hard. Gross. It'd be tough. It'd be one of my tougher jackets.

I've been thinking so much about that sub thing of like, I know me that I wouldn't have got on that craft to go 50 feet down. And I'm not saying that I'm terrified of the idea of it. If it was Gabe Newell's one and I saw that, I'd be like, I'm comfortable with this. Oh, there's a there's YouTube videos I can find of this thing doing what we're about to do successfully. Like, OK, let's do that. This other thing. Yeah. Yeah.

Like I'd go down a little bit and I don't want to go down. What if this guy had a YouTube video? Like he probably did. Right. But this wasn't the maiden voyage, was it? They had never had a successful voyage this far. I thought they'd been going up and down for years. Not that far down.

Some guy on Reddit said he had done it a few times, and they lost communication every time he did it. But, I mean, it's the guy on Reddit. I don't know. Yeah, it's also the guy on Reddit. It's the guy who found the boston bomber well i would much rather go to like space than then i although quarter million dollars to go down the titanic is a lot different than what was it to fly up on the soy use back in the day the russians

were charging 20 million i think 10 20 million something like that yeah to go up in the international space to see in space like at least going down in the ocean, you're going to see all the cool or hopefully you'll see cool deep fish and stuff you don't see otherwise. I'm on the other team, Taylor. I think in the ocean, your visibility is like six feet, even with good light.

I think space has aliens too, man. In space, your visibility is like a million miles. What else can you look at up there? Aliens. Look at the other stars. Moon. The Earth.

And then you go, man, that's nice. What else do we have up here? And you're like, shit. Three minutes in, and he's asking what else we have. I saw this from my paramedic. You already clogged the shitter. Honestly, the Photoshopped pictures NASA posts on Twitter are way better. This looks like shit. Like getting mad that it's not as good as the Photoshoposhopped pictures nasa posts on twitter way better this looks like shit

like getting mad that it's not just gonna be the photoshopped your binoculars woody now you can see 35 times larger than before so now it's only a trillion miles away great yeah you stare into the blackness of space wow neat i wouldn't say i've almost died exploring but I did go on a really remote like wilderness hike to this big, big waterfall and brought my, my camera with me like a professional deal and nearly dropped it. And in my haste to grab the camera, cause it's fucking expensive.

I slipped the camera's fine, but I slipped and fell and like fell on a rock like just you know feet went out from under me back hit the rock and i was like this close from hitting my head you know pretty close uh slip fell into the the the waterfall like you know ravine or whatever and started like floating down the river and i'm like oh shit this is not good um but i could you know i'm out there alone nothing out there um nobody for miles so it could have been on first 48 yeah and after that i'm like well i'm gonna i shouldn't be alive yeah i was that close that if i knocked myself out could have drowned you know like yeah that would have been such a terrible way to die yeah what i just mean

i don't mean like the experience of dying that way i mean like falling down and dying in such a meaningless way yeah i mean i don't think a lot of us get to have some go out with a bang marvel movie ending you know i think i mean you could arrange that You could head over to Ukraine. You could make that happen now. I'm going to build a wildly unsafe submarine where I'm like 80. That's how I'm going to go. What are you going to be exploring, though?

What's the gimmick? What are you going down there to look for? I'm going to explore the wreckage of the Titan. It's just the chain of people dying over and over i'm gonna explore the record but you're not a billionaire it's a one row boat i've got a hefty bag over the windows like it's like someone's car without insurance taylor just goes no it's. I'm the sub guy. I watch the YouTube video and this is

the strongest PVC they sell in the for sale aisle. How strong does PVC hold up against? I mean, a couple hundred pounds. Yeah, not enough for yourself. I did some plumbing. I mean, water is regularly like 150

PSI in places. So way beyond that. I'm going to guess 800 PSI for one inch PVC. 600 is my guess. 300 to 600. Facts.

Now I know. What about CPVC? What about it? No, don't look it up. It's the same thing but for heat i don't know if it's stronger or not that's what cbpc is right we'll get to the bottom of it all right i have a question for the group nick murk lost his skins do i have his name right what is the story he did a a sort of little bit anti let me read the tweet oh god the tweet was they need to leave the little kids alone that's the problem that caused the you could you could infer so much just from the lack of what was the context was he was talking there's something about

gay people right and he was like it was a right It was a riot. Some kind of school board riot thing where I could be wrong here. I didn't look super foreign to it. They didn't want Pride Month being forced on elementary school kids in school. Was it Pride Month or was it the

story time from the trans men? Or like the sex books? No, it's not trans people. I forgot. I mean, I'm sure they'd like to read to the kids. It's the drag queens. That's right. That's the group that wants to read to the children so desperately. I'm not sure the exact issue.

I just know that he said that. We gotta fight the power. That's all I know. People lost their minds. The school voted to recognize Pride Month, and he said they should leave the children alone. That's the I know. People lost their minds. The school voted to recognize Pride Month. And he said they should leave the children alone. That's the real issue.

And he lost his Call of Duty skins for that? Yeah. To explain, he had in-game skins. Like, you would get the Nick Merck skin. And they got rid of his ability to sell... Yeah, that's bullshit. And then... It's such a fucking mess because Call of Duty is such a shit show, but they did that. the ability to like sell yeah that's that's bullshit no and then and then um and then

it's such a fucking mess because call of duty is such a shit show but they did that he says that on twitter gets his skin taken out and then tim the tat man is is is uh a skin with him and he's just like you know what i'm standing with my boy nick merckx take my skin out too like after a day or two so within like three days this this you know creator skin bundle both are gone and it's like this huge fucking backlash if you go to call of duty twitter post right now there you'll just see tons of people just saying leave kids alone leave children alone underneath their posts on twitter it's pretty funny um they've gotten so much backlash lately activision have in general this is yeah just another thing to pile on. You're always keeping up

on the cod. I don't understand the far right. Let us have those children. Give them to us. Demand access to others' children. We will take them by force. Matt Gaetz and Jim Rohn. If Nick Marks has anything to say about it, keep the children to themselves.

Don't make us right-wing terrorists. Don't make us take your children. I was going to ask you, so how's the beef with Hutch? Have you guys gotten to a safe space with skill-based matchmaking? We had a little... Well, we had a cordial debate, cordial as it can be on my channel.

It was one of the... It was pretty funny. This is... At the time, it was one of the worst performing videos I've made in the past like five years. Nobody seemed to like anything he said on my channel. Nobody seemed to agree with anything he said on my channel. And then that was that

pretty much and then worse performing in views or yeah yeah it was yeah i it just didn't do well nobody cared about about his statement or your i've i've had i had a lot of other a few other people on my channel um and yeah he just didn't get a good response would you uh would you box hutch to settle things once and for all? Yeah. $10,000 would probably be enough, right? No, I'd need $100,000. Oh, come on, man. You're going to break the bank.

I'm worth more than wings and boogie. I agree. I really like that this is like a tall guy versus shorter guy fight because he's like 6'4". He's a lot taller than me. He's 6'4", 6'3"? Yeah, he's a taller guy. But I think he's a little fitter than he once was too.

He used to be super skinny, but I don't know if he is anymore. I remember he started lifting weights a while ago. I don't know if he does that anymore. Yeah, I would steal that fight on the internet and watch it. I'd watch the highlights in a gif it's it's pretty funny yeah he i think we're in the same weight class though so if he's uh still very skinny maybe that could be a good fight a cod the skill-based matchmaking the ultimate skill-based matchmaking i'm 5'88", 160. Yeah, I've been boxing on and off since I was a kid.

Funny story, actually. You're going to fucking ruin him. Never say that again. Oh, me? You call me Mr. Boxer. I'm Mr. Gloves. You call me Don Punch. No, yeah, I took up boxing as a kid

because this this is true story i'm not trying to say this to sound badass because i was like six but i broke a kid's nose because he uh pissed me off he wouldn't trade you back your alakazam yeah it was something like we were playing and he pushed me down too hard and then um i skinned up my hand and i saw red i broke his nose i punched him in the nose until I broke it. Then his brother had to take the fall of my parents when I got sued. After that, my parents were like, let's enroll you in boxing so you can punch people without getting sued. I'm like, okay, cool.

Then ever since then, I've just followed it, trained it. I trained it when I was younger. I had a little league boxing thing I was in. Oh, okay. So you know what you're doing. I know enough to know that hutch is it wouldn't be fair um right that's it like let's let's make it not fighting right because people have a misconceptions about fighting they think if they get really mad or if they're let's make it playing the guitar and here's you who first picked it up at six and

has been fucking around with guitar for most of his life and like yeah i ended a competition here and there my father had me on i'm a competitive guitarist how well do you think you do against someone who's never played yeah it very well yeah it would be one of those things too were like uh i don't know man it's just he's not a very athletic guy and i've done a good vibe for that like it does does he not do sports has he never been into athletics i've seen him i don't think i don't think oh i mean i mean i'm not trying to even throw shade it's just he's he's he doesn't strike me as athletic maybe i'm wrong maybe he's

you know maybe he plays basketball on the side or something. I don't know. Maybe this, this will inspire him to get by. I'm such a retard. Cause I, I evaluate people by their in-game character. And I'm like,

I don't know. I've seen them jump out of windows, throw back party doms. The guy's got skills. So you sure you want this? There's no real beef. I mean, we had that thing and then i saw him say something dumb on twitter and i again i'm just like it's like oil and water there's just something like i i don't i don't have any beef with like anybody anymore you know like any kind of issues like i i squashed him but him he it's like he's maybe he's just the world's best troll or something but i

can't stand reading what he says so i eventually i just i did have a bad take because he was having some channel issues and i'm like is this motherfucker like view botting and did they ban him because he uh he got demonetized because google said he was like view botting his youtube channel or something is oh i heard you yeah and i'm like is he view botting his YouTube channel or something. Oh, I heard something. Yeah, and I'm like, is he viewbotting? I didn't know what was going on. And then people were like, no, he's not viewbotting. It's like bullshit.

And I'm like, oh, well, my bad. And I personally apologize to him in a DM. I'm just asking questions. I'm just asking questions. I don't have any beef. It's just oil and water. It's like some people you just get along with, some people you don't. Well, you know what they say.

You just got to keep interacting with them and it'll get better. The sensible thing is just like to say hey, that was a bad take. Sorry. And then just block him because I don't want to see what he has to say. I don't know. You reply to him and then you block him.

I waited for him to reply and he didn't. So I'm like, well, he's probably still pissed that I said that. Have you guys followed the Robert F. Kennedy Jr., Joe Rogan, Twitter beef stuff? I've seen Joe Rogan roasting the guy. Well, not exactly. So Rogan had RFK Jr. on his show. The guy's got a terrible voice.

He is a Democratic candidate for the presidency and i've done a little research he's a bit of a whack job he's also interestingly enough married to the actress who plays cheryl on curb your enthusiasm uh who is like larry david's wife the blonde character is she hot yeah yeah yeah yeah and um and and they got to talking about vaccines and all this other stuff. And he's like blowing Rogan's mind. When Rogan's like, we've got to tell the people about this. He gets into that mode. And then they're on Twitter, like calling out this virologist.

They're like, and Rogan's like $100,000. You need to come on my show. The virologist started it. Someone did. Like there's this $100,000 throw down. Yeah, I did see the virologist started it and someone did like there's this hundred thousand dollars throw down for yeah i did see and the virologist is like a hundred thousand dollars is way too little you know i think he said maybe like 50 million or something like that and uh and then everybody got mad because remember the guy who caught eat that pussy uh edp um being a pedophile and literally that guy also showed up at the virologist house

and that was the guy who showed up in the house same guy yes okay that guy shows up and he's like hey you got beef with rogan or whatever he said he was actually very polite about the whole thing everybody made it seem like they stalked him down it's like i don't know i've seen the nightly news do this a million times show up at somebody's yard what do you what do you think about the whole thing. Everybody made it seem like they stalked him down. It's like, I don't know. I've seen the nightly news do this a million times. Show up at somebody's yard. What do you think about the sewing committee? I saw you liked a Facebook page about Trump. It's like, I'm a 52-year-old woman living in a trailer park. But it's pretty interesting. And I had to find out, who is this RFK guy? What does he believe? Who's your daddy?

And what does he do? And I went down this little rabbit hole on him. And he, I don't want to call someone an AIDS denier. Sounds hilarious. But that's what he is. He is on the connection between HIV and AIDS. I don't know what he thinks it comes from. And he's one of those people. I think he was saying something.

He wasn't saying the water was making the frogs gay. But I think he literally said that there was some water somewhere making children trans like something something so close to that that it's not splitting hairs to say literally that he said that um 5g gives you brain cancer yes my mom said that it disrupts the blood brain barrier yes joe's like how did no wi-fi he said this about wi-fi he's probably got 5g beef too but he was like joe wi-fi you don't even know joe everything in my house is wired joe i plug right in it breaks down the blood brain barrier joe and it lets that cancer get into your brain and joe's like how does it break down the blood brain barrier

well now you're just out of my expertise joe i I'm sorry. I don't have any. Is that really what he said? Yeah, that's exactly right. Yeah, I followed it, too. And Joe's like, that's interesting. How's it happen? And he's like, I don't know. Actually, I'm lying right now. That's the problem.

If you don't know what you're talking about, like I don't and like Joe Rogan doesn't, it's easy to get baffled by this guy who's done some research, quoting other quacks, stuff like that. He's a historical figure. Really? Yeah. He was there at the inauguration for JFK. He was six. This guy was

there throughout major moments of history. Moments of history that are in movies that he was there. It's like, yeah, that's my dad and my uncle those are the guys in that forrest gump movie you like how how on earth did you watch anything about that guy i i watched part of one clip on on twitter i got maybe 40 seconds left kyle he's left. Kyle, if he talked like that, I could deal with it. It's not just his froggy voice. It's the fact that he is 80% filler words. Everything is, but it's all this gargley.

And it's like, bro, spit it out. You're running for president of the united states you need to be a professional communicator you're you're going from podcast to podcast to talk show on the news you're doing interviews with breaking points and you can't express yourself without filler words yet goodness gracious and even the thing I learned about commentary several years ago. Try to get the uhs and the you know's out. Don't do that.

It takes two and a half months to get that sorted out. What the fuck is wrong with this guy? I was baffled by the voice. I wonder if it's disease that he had. Probably a vocal cord surgery what the fuck so because yeah there's a medical condition with the voice but it doesn't explain why he can't speak without filler words eloquently yeah i think that he that like his voice just does

not work like i think he's like having to use more breaks because he always his voice always sounds like it's gonna to gurgle over or turn over. It's like he has to tamp it down with filler words to keep from vomiting. He sounds like he's about to vomit the whole time. There's reporting that Steve Bannon convinced him to run. And he speaks at all these Republican conferences.

And he pals around with um roger stone and he's a false flag democrat this is great people say that i i don't know i mean i just read on the internet what the fuck do i know but what people don't understand is there's this this big organization they're like when roe versus w got overturned, that wasn't just, oh, look, this kind of happened. They've been working on that for years, coordinating. There was a big party in a room full of people like, we did it. We did it. That was us.

The same people are trying to get Trump back in there. They're sending in the false flag. Kennedy, this is great. This is great. Now it can work. DeSantis is not going anywhere it seems like i really need to see a debate but i i don't know if trump's gonna allow very many debates it seems like he can control everything he's almost like the incumbent the santa i i look i was wrong the last time we

bet so with that in mind i have equaled my false confidence from the last election cycle and i think trump is gonna get whooped up on now definitely in the general i'm totally confident in the primary i can't explain why i just think that his baggage is gonna weigh him down i don't know man i don't i don't think so it hasn't i think i think it's like i think it's gonna fuel him if anything and then fuel his campaign i think he's gonna i think he's gonna to clean sweep. Not clean sweep, but he's going to do really well. Did you see his interview with Bret Baier? Did you guys follow that at all?

It was super duper bad. One, he admitted to all the felonies he's being accused of by Jack Smith. He just flat out said, listen, I needed more time to go through the boxes. We told the DOJ that I returned them and I didn't have them anymore and and like he just talked to a lot of people and it's only the homosexuals who even care why

do you ask he admitted to all his uh felonies that he's being charged with now not a good look but the bigger picture is he reminded me how biden beat him the when biden won that all he did is stay in his basement make zoom calls calls with donors, and let Trump do the talking. And everyone voted against Trump. Well, not everyone, of course. He got a lot of votes, too. But now, let Trump go on even Fox News. He can't handle a fucking Fox News interview at this point. Well, Fox News interviews aren't what they once were. Everything's getting shifted around. It's really interesting to see what's going on with the mainstream media trump's about to do a town

hall on msnbc uh the guy at cnn who had the trump's town last town hall not the last one because fox news has done one since but the cnn town hall guy got fired they got rid of him yeah yeah and i don't know what that means for cnn's direction the cnn was trying to make a direction they were like the news of the left right like i would argue before trump they weren't as biased as people said they were but then during trump they earned every bit of criticism that people leveled at them you know they became the i forget that guy's name who would go to the white house press conferences and started with an a i think and always snipe at him and shit jim acosta yeah it was just a pop-up in the agency.

You're a disgrace. So they're trying to move away and fix their reputation. And part of it was the town hall. But the town hall was kind of bad news. Stocking it with Trump-friendly people, I thought, was a step too far. And that guy got fired.

Is CNN going to abandon its move to the middle and go back to where they came from on the left or are they going to continue to do that maybe better this time we'll see yeah i don't know i saw uh the hunter biden thing came to some weird sort of ending where he pled to like possession of a firearm by a drug user which is an interesting charge and uh what was the other stuff there's some tax evasion his dms were funny that leaked the messages were funny he's such a wild man he doesn't give a fuck he's running around he is charlie he's a wild card is a hundred millionaire son of the president who who travels the world fucking whores doing wild drugs crack cocaine he loves crack he loves it and and and he makes no bones about it it is

his favorite thing to do and i feel so square john mcafee would have a lot of respect for hunter biden like i bet hunter biden is a blast to hang out with i bet he was all the good McAfee would have a lot of respect for Hunter Biden. Like Hunter Biden knows how to have fun. I bet Hunter Biden is a blast to hang out with. I bet he has all the good spots. I bet he can lean toward a waitress. I would do any drug he's doing. Crack. Yeah, he's not crazy.

I wouldn't do meth or crack. I do like, I do a little coke probably. I bet he does like Crocodile, those scary Eastern European drugs. What is the health or concern issues of crack cocaine over powdered cocaine? I've done powdered cocaine. No big deal. I'm not going to get addicted and do it every day for the next 30 years, so I think I'll be okay.

What's the problem with crack? Why can't I just bang out a couple rocks of crack cocaine? It's frowned upon. If there's one thing I learned in school, it's crack cocaine once is fine. Or two or three times. You can do crack once a month for the rest of your life. As long as you're not addicted to anything, it's probably

not that bad. If you treat crack like ice cream, you'll be fine. Should I? A once a month treat. Should I treat myself this? I've been good. One spoonful. I won't once a month treat. Should I treat myself? I've been good. Alright, one spoonful. I won't use a bowl.

I'll just use a spoon. Well, I overindulged in ice cream and so I'm now going to fix it with crack. What I'm telling you right now, if I'm hanging out with Hunter Biden and he offers me a crack rock, I'm 100% going to smoke it. Every single time.

Because A, we're not getting in any fucking trouble. There's no way I go down and he doesn't, and there's no way he goes down. So we're good. You're a natural fall guy if something did happen. I was right. I'm recording everything we do. I'm like on camera with Hunter.

Oh, that'll help. Lighting my rock. They are going to, you will be melting in a ukrainian barrel the end of the fucking evening when they show up and they're like hunter you've been smoking crack and he's like i haven't been smoking crack it's fucking that guy that guy and they're like sir have you been smoking crack and you're scratching yourself i'm on facebook live doing all this they're not taking me down no i would have a large a deep fake video that we that you are no

longer allowed to talk about surfaced on the internet i would absolutely hit the hit the crack rock especially because i would assume that he's an aficionado that this isn't some street crack that hunter biden billionaire slash 100 millionaire slash son of the president went out to his his like connect and like, give me that good stuff. And they got him a real good crack rock that doesn't taste all chemically. It probably tastes like strawberry shortcake. You don't know. I have this idea there are a few life

experiences that'd be really cool to get. Wouldn't you want to smoke a J with Snoop Dogg? He's the guy to pass the blunt with. I think I'm using these terms right. And if I'm with Hunter, we're going to snort coke off of Hooker's ass. That's just what he does.

Whatever he wants to do. We can hide some documents. We can take some bribes from Ukrainians. Whatever he wants to get up to. We can head down to Georgia and maybe hide a few ballots. Whatever Hunter White wants to do. I would like to do steroids with Armadillo or something.

The Rock. The Rock knows the good steroids. He's never got acne. I would have gone Chris Bumstead. That's his name, right? I don't know who that is. Oh, really? He's a Mr. Olympia in the classic competition. Why would you go to the guy

who abuses them for a living? What's that? Why would you go to the guy who abusess this guy what's that why would you go to the guy who abuses them for a living i want an actor i'm standing at it his physique's better than the rocks yeah but we're not we don't want the rock i don't want to be gigantic either either way i don't think you know this so there's uh this is there we go look at that see this isn't the open competition this is classic physique And these people actually look pretty aesthetic, maybe a little too big still.

But it's not like the size freaks in open. He looks delicious somehow. He looks like he fell into Willy Wonka's Chocolate River. I think he tastes like caramel. He looks like well smoked. Like you could eat some of that bicep and it would have like a hickory flavor. Like a suckling pig.

Yeah. A suckling pig look. Can you imagine the macros eating this guy? Put an apple in his mouth. This guy's physique looks so much like Schwarzenegger's to me. No. You don't see it? Arnold's got a bigger chest.

Arnold's got a huge chest. That's what I'm saying. I've seen them compared, and I think people consider them to be roughly equal. It's hard to know who's where. This guy looks wider. Like he's got... This guy's wider, maybe.

But Arnold's got the better chest, I think. The quads are just absurd. Man, we're doing a lot of male body looking. Yeah, to be fair, it's Woody and Zach. I'll own it. I'll own it. Dude, sometimes you just need to look at jeff nippard for 40 minutes that's just what you need oh i want to talk about um did you see

tweeting that that cis uh cisgender yeah oh i love that i saw someone tweeting that he's memeing probably yeah he's memeing i saw um someone tweet that at finster that's gonna complicate things explaining who you are now i guess He's memeing. Probably. Yeah, he's memeing. I saw someone tweet that at Finster. That's going to complicate things, explaining who you are now, I guess. No, Elon Musk is awesome. I don't understand why everyone hates Elon Musk. He's here entertaining us.

And every week it's something fun and funny. And he's not afraid to take an L. He takes plenty of them. He doesn't care, though, And he's not afraid to take an L. He takes plenty of them. He doesn't care, though, because he's like the richest human being alive. So he just keeps making rockets and cars. And people died. I admire that. People who can't take an L are a pain in the ass. Guys who are wrong and just can't admit it and say, yeah.

Oh, he won't admit it. He'll just keep moving on. He'll ignore it. He'll ignore it. He won't deny it. but i feel like he's taking some l's he's admitted it and probably yeah i uh i i like i love that he owns twitter um that is fun uh the the whole thing i wish he would enforce the cisgender thing i i that would be fun just to start banning people. I don't care. There should be a random ban of the day and no one knows what word it is. And it's not even necessarily an offensive word.

You should ban anyone who uses the LGBTQ acronym, but they haven't gotten the newest prefix on the end. Or they haven't gotten the newest plus on there. I would ban vibes. The word vibes

yeah the whole church anyone who said good vibes i'm just vibing or yeah i'm just i would lose i don't want to hear that like oh this is giving me the ick i don't want to hear anything about that i'm okay with drip at this point i've come around on drip it's kind of it's kind of like drip's pretty kind of old now it's drips come so far around that it's kind of corny now, and I think it's funny because of that. I like talking about my Diablo character's drip, but... Yeah, I use

Drip exclusively in the context of how I dress a Tarkov character. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, for sure. I don't mind that a bit. But I don't know. I think we need a good culling. I wish the pandemic had been much worse. I mean, who knows? There might be another one in 15, 15 years. That's one of my many scenarios in which Donald Trump does become the next president.

If COVID comes back this fall and it's bad and they wheel Fauci back out and they mask us all up, everybody get back out of those offices. Economy goes to shit. Gas prices will go down, but everything else is starting to look crazy. We're all looking for Tiger King Part 2 or 3. We're losing our minds again. Former President Trump's ratings soaring after the news that homosexuality has gone airborne. And Donald's promising to let you out of your house he's like put me in coach go outside your house it doesn't matter if the gay guy sneezes on you it won't work i think i think if they ever do a lockdown like a traditional lockdown again people are just gonna

be like no no i don't think so that's what it was like in missouri for most of the time yeah i do it i remember the last lockdown it was like i've been locking down for four weeks already to be honest with you you were getting practice in yeah i had discovered tarkov and i was i pre-gamed the lockdown i I was back on the Rogan thing. It made me think because if I were the expert on something and I got invited to come argue with someone that I was confident arguing against on

Joe Rogan, I would do that. And it got me thinking, what little thing would I be supremely confident debating against anyone? And it is so pedantic, but I would be ready and confident to debate anyone on the topic of fighting and hockey. Anyone who's of the opinion that fighting has to be removed from the sport.

I can thrash them in a debate. Dominate. Joe Rogan invited me and he said, Hey, we've got ones of people. It's you asking for this topic. Come on the show. I'd be like, yes, absolutely. You don't have to donate to charity because I'm going to butt fuck this idiot.

I would find an old enforcer who has CTE and can barely speak and you would have to debate him. Yeah, look at this idiot. He doesn't know what he's talking about. I'm like, mom, I'm like, today, junior. Today. He's crying in the middle of it

taylor he can't everyone takes the other side because i'm so unlike him i didn't have an opinion but this guy's a prick you could do uh lord of the rings yeah i don't know what i would debate that on i was thinking like a pro and somebody somebody yes maybe somebody that doesn't like it he can be like no you're wrong just like a subjective debate with a superior trilogy i can do that sold the right so what would you guys what would your each of your topic be that you would be confident going on rogan in a debate it can be as pedantic as my stupid hockey fighting thing it doesn't have to

be like fucking abortion or something um i would either i think yours is obvious mine's obvious i would do boxing and like pro boxing and um just discussing i guess who the best fighter is or like techniques or something or uh i Call of Duty not skill based matchmaking there's more to Call of Duty than that but yeah like I'd do that too it's just bad in Call of Duty I don't actually mind it you vs Hutch on Joe Rogan

we already did it and I think it would put the viewers to sleep it would be a bomb I have confidence you could win those debates yeah for Kyle I'm trying to think something gun related. I know a tremendous amount about working out. Working out? Yeah.

I just consumed hundreds of hours. Don't push it down. That's too easy. Yeah. I could do that. Because I don't think it's as... I don't know. I think I'm pretty good at simplifying that thing down to just

a few things or steroids I'm a big fan of steroids in all sports I could I could probably argue that point I got a question for you that's a good one I saw an undefeated female to male boxer now she

had only no now he he had only had three fights and he had a full beard, but he was born a woman. And I'm like, alright, this guy's clearly on steroids because women don't grow that kind of beard. Who's

advantaged here? Is it the person who went through a male puberty who's like a natural guy or the steroid ridden chick with the beard who's a guy now? The biological man. I mean, an equal skill, the man's going to win every time. Yeah. For sure.

And be stronger every time. What if her T is way higher than his? That won't matter. Okay. She doesn't have like, like just biologically, men are better at fighting, throwing hands, like, just the mechanics. Yeah, my best friend's a girl. I wouldn't call her, like, I don't want to call her, like, mannish, but she's more like tomboy or whatever. She punches like a windsock.

Like, it's terrible. I mean, it's a professional athlete. Like, this chick can do, chicken dude can throw the vagina. But but I just think like starting out and like it's going to be a case by case basis. There's some dudes I went to school with. I'm a fucking Robbie Copas, too. There's plenty of chicks could have could have beat up Robbie. You know, those chicks on the basketball team, Robbie, those stout young ladies could have stomped his ass out for sure.

Like there's plenty of there's plenty of weak ass dudes. It's just by and large, men are just always stronger. On average. The question for Taylor, if a girl took steroids, right? Now, she's on it for a while. At this point, she's not even recognizable as female anymore. She vibes male.

She looks male, etc. Is she funny yet? I'll listen to her tied five and be like god damn it you know that'd be so funny it's like watching a woman stand up and then she like like before after stand-ups of like female comedians going on tea to be funny they come out a whole bunch of shit people claiming uh i'm on some sort of performance enhancing drug testosterone yeah right i'm just a funny bitch like oh man speaking of that did you guys see uh renfield i think it was with nicholas cage and all right i watched three quarters of it i hated a movie i hate it i hated it too

i turned it off i liked the parts with just nicholas cage when he's doing his thing and hamming it up and being dracula but everything else what women in that movie are so unfunny made me think of that that asian lady was the worst actress i've seen in a real movie ever yeah no i don't know what that was. Painfully. The jokes overall were bad, but the women actors especially were terrible. Yeah.

I don't know what that was. I watched it cause it was free on Peacock. I think. Oh, I paid, I paid for it. And me and my girlfriend both turned it off. We were just like,

these women, these women are funny. And Nicholas cage is not on the screen enough. Let's turn this off and watch fucking Friday the 13th, you know, whatever. Yeah. Yeah, I didn't like it. Like I said, I turned it off as well. I don't know.

The special effects were corny, too. I don't like these blood effects. There was a little bit of gore, like real gore, like in-camera stuff that was good, too. I don't like that. But as soon as I see the CGI blood sprays and characters characters flying around looking all wonky i'm not into that it made me think it made me think too of uh the all female i'll just call it the all female ghostbusters that came out oh i didn't watch that oh i didn't watch it either but i've heard i've heard nothing but bad things so let's talk about it in depth none of us see it it's so bad it's so bad if you watch

the trailer you're like no i don't want to watch that like it's bad it's bad looks bad yeah um this is my favorite crossfit uh athlete by the way woody i finally remember her name um this is a subreddit called crossfit Girls. All you gentlemen out there listening, another just- Danny Spiegel. Chef Kiss Reddit. She is an absolute unit. Yeah. Those legs, man.

I saw her wearing this shirt. Can you show this, Zach? Girls who eat or something like that. You know, she's putting some calories down. She is thick as fuck. Those legs, dude. She has defined abs also. She just- But you're right. You can't do that without calories goodness yeah yeah yeah i've seen uh i've seen lots of clips of her on

uh youtube shorts of just her set to like you know montage music pounding out weights and stuff the crossfit game seems silly though it's like lots of like i don't know the whole thing seems a little silly but it's fun to watch it is no i i'm super impressed like lots of like i don't know the whole thing seems a little silly but it's fun to watch it is no i i'm super impressed like i feel like i'm just straight up the evolution of a fucking branch swinging monkey because i can't get my legs to grow like super like i can squat pretty like a pretty good weight but they don't look like her legs you know what i mean like i have any reps do you do i can do about let's see i think i can squat about 200 pounds for about i'd say eight to ten reps yeah currently for

growth you just want to do hypertrophy is what i was getting at you know like eight to twelve reps um and and three to four sets yeah twice a week it's just i can't ever i don't think i can ever get a butt like that like uh my girlfriend would even comment on my lack of butt and i'm like i i'm yeah that's a lot too like like what he's got crazy calves and it's not because he does heel raises every day all night or anything he didn't grow up like grinding that skill he just got those points on his creative class yeah but you know there's steroids work yeah but they work on calves not in oh you could get butt injections i guess like like and and as a dude you could probably get some fat sucked away

from like i don't know a trouble area and put into your ass look for a little bit better balance i wouldn't go as far as getting an ass implant though although when you think about it like this think about ass implants like you bring a cushion everywhere you go like you just got a nice gel like silicone gel cushion back there everywhere that just you know the purple grid or whatever like in your butt yes yeah it'd be good i wonder if it's got to be more comfortable like if you're sitting on like i have trouble yeah i have trouble with any kind of chair that's not like this chair if i sit too long like i can't fucking do it i don't have the butt man so i would love to have a good butt one day but you kind of sit on the back of your thighs i'm sitting now and kind of

paying attention to it me right now yeah i'm sitting down like where's my weight it's kind of on the back of my thighs my ham hamstrings. Mine's pretty evenly distributed against the back and then the thighs and the butt. This chair is amazing. What kind of chair is it? It's a steel case leap. Very expensive. Very worth it

though. If you want to sit in comfort for like 12 hour gaming sessions, this is the fucking chair. I swear by it, I'll never get another chair. If this one breaks, I'll buy another one. this is the fucking chair I swear by it I'll never get another chair if this one breaks I'll buy another one this is the only chair I've ever had and I like it a lot and I it's the only chair you've ever had

wow it's um it's never had an issue like the leather is good the stitching is all good it was a little everybody back then was getting those DX racer chairs or something they're like 300 and this one was like 600 uh i just got it because i think it was the same time i bought this desk um i i went and bought like eight thousand dollars for the pc shit i think

it was after i got arrested i needed to kill some time and uh but but yeah i like this chair a lot if you yeah if you sit like for a living or a living, I did a 12-hour gaming session yesterday. Fucking never even thought, my butt hurts, my back hurts. I'm fucking just on cloud nine here. Yeah, I've definitely played Rust for 16 hours straight or something before, and it would just be,

my feet would start to swell, and my neck would get all all jammed up yeah i've got to start like cracking it to to like get it to pop and get loose again yeah but we've been uh playing diablo 4 i've never played a diablo game or even a game that's i don't know what acronym this isn't as a action rpg rpg i think it's an action r, Diablo. Never played anything with a top-down look quite like this has and the movement system like this has. But I'm liking it, I guess. I think I'll like it more as I rank up

and I'm able to unlock more things and create more synergies and kind of understand how everything works. There's a lot to do. There's so much to do. So Diablo is one of those games where there's a population out there that's tremendously skilled, right? They just live and breathe this game. Have you bumped into them? Does that turn you off?

It's a downside of a game to me. Or there's no PvP. Wait, there's no PvP? No. We're fighting the forces of evil. We're fighting hell. And you can go and like play by yourself you're just exploring those it's kind of like skyrim or a game like that where everywhere in

the world there's all got there's goblins and ghouls and caves to explore and shit and you're always looking for a better sword and a better magical wand and a better helmet and oh this helmet's got rubies in it those give you more health and oh but did you enchant the rubies no oh you know it's one of those games doesn't enchant his rubies man you play by yourself or you can play with like a four-man party all kind of running together and you end up in this scenario where you have four heroes surrounded by i don't know like 30 demons that look like the satan himself but we're like shooting electricity and snowballs and turning things into ice and taylor has

his character's a necromancer so he runs around with like eight or nine skeletons following him everywhere who just beat the shit out of anybody who gives taylor any go you can see where my character is because i have like a platoon with me like it was like scum was telling me he's like all right you want to upgrade your bone splinters and your bone spear. That's the best attacks. And I'm like, okay, I've done that a bit. Should I also upgrade all my skeletons and so I can summon more and make them stronger?

He's like, well, no, you don't need to. And I'm like, I'm going to devote myself to this now. And I did. And my skeletons are all the way upgraded as much as I can for now. And so they have like 50% more HP, 50% more damage. And they're just always with him. They're always with him.

They heal themselves. All I have to do is like, if I kill someone, I can raise their skeleton and now it's part of my army. And so like, anytime, my guy's a glass cannon though.

And so like, if I get hit, he like takes a shit ton of damage. And so you just have to like, pull back through your, your skeleton force, almost like it's a total war, like pulling from different units to protect yourself it was fun i i like my character it gives you a lot safer to have the skeletons around diablo looks good uh i i played

a path of exile which was by the original team that did diablo 2 i want to say um if you get bored of diablo kyle check out path Path of Exile, because Path of Exile 2 is coming out, I think, soon. I've never played Diablo, but Path of Exile is fucking amazing. Great game. I know my buddy Scum's been playing Grounded.

That's the Honey, I Shrunk the Kid game. I played a bit of it on console, and playing by myself plus the controller made it not a fun experience but I bet it was more fun no it came out last year and you it it seems juvenile at first because you you're like which child do you want to be and but but then spiders show up and it's legitimately frightening it they're scary there's like there's a mini game or is it like you're leveling up and there's a lot to do you you're you're shrunk down in a backyard

because of an experiment gone wrong there's four you can do four player co-op and i'm very familiar i haven't seen terminator or titanic but i'm very familiar with the honey i shrunk the but it's just it becomes a survival game essentially where you're you're crafting spears and bows and arrows and exploring the entire backyard and opening up every part of it. But there's lots of insects that'll fight against you and try to kill you, and you build bases and weapons and all sorts of shit.

Sounds cool. It looks pretty fun. Like I said, I just played a little bit of it on console and didn't like it, but I know they've been playing a bunch on PC. It's a cool concept of a game. I love that movie. I haven't seen it since I was a kid, but I really enjoyed Honey, I Shrunk the Kids.

Was that Dana Carvey? Was he in that? No. It was Rick Moranis. Rick Moranis. Rick Moranis. I get them confused. That's what I'll go on Rogan and debate.

Okay. That's Honey, I Shrunk the Kids. As a kid, there was a part where... Third film where the baby's terrorizing Las Vegas. That's true. Because the experiment had gone muck and it was large that time. Honey, I blew up the kids. Of course, we know that. They're shrunk down to an inch tall and they come upon an oatmeal cream pie.

And they haven't eaten anything for a couple days or something like that and they're all and they're just getting these big double handfuls of the cream and as a kid i was like oh my god this is the best thing ever it'd be worth fighting the scorpion yeah it'd be worth competing with the ants for the the cream. Dude, I cried when that ant died. I think its name was Anty. Yeah. That ant would have fucking bisected all of them. Yeah. That ant would have

bench-pressed all of them above his head and then ate them. Well, it didn't. It let them climb aboard its body. Ants can lift hundreds of pounds. It carried them through the yard. It did battle with a scorpion to save them.

That's a good movie. There's a lot of lessons in it too. Yeah. Based on a true story. Based on a true story, yeah. I remember even watching that movie as a kid being like dude professor

moranis have a little more confidence in yourself because like he's like they got no confidence going around like oh i'm just a bumbling scientist it's like dude you are at the final steps of a shrink ray have a little ego like be like you are oh you're that's just something i tinker with in the garage no no you're the greatest living scientist clearly like have some gumption you know feel feel good about yourself he the confidence issue oh that reminds me uh have you seen there's a movie where you can pay to be shrunk down honey i shrunk Kids style. And they put you in a tiny world where you get everything you could ever want because it's obviously much cheaper

to give someone a tiny paradise. Like you can make a tiny resort with tiny little tequilas and tiny little hookers for way cheaper than you could experience them in the real world. We could build a resort in our house like one of those model trains.

Yeah, but then you... I guess they have the technology worked out everybody and i'm shrinking no i think i don't think you come back i think you pay like a one-time fee it's called downsizing that's the name of the movie everybody's paying to get might be matt damon but everyone shrunk down in this little like resort world that's bad news it just takes like one ornery 10-year-old wandering into that room to murder you. It's secure. For now. For now. But when all of shit comes crumbling down, you're in the fucking teacup society.

And you're going to be enslaved. It does feel like you're giving up your power. Yeah. It's bad news. Everyone pays into this, though. It's like a billionaire sort of thing Yeah it's like a submarine thing What if you decide to just disrespect the billionaires

Well Then they'll call the big people And they'll come and grab you out of the resort And they'll be like you can't disrespect people here You go into a different time zone In this situation I am a big person You live in a snow globe now See this is a terrible system

I didn't watch the movie to be fair he said it was matt you said it was matt damon and yeah i get i get so like i get rick moranis and uh uh fucking i don't know his name dana carvey mixed up yeah mark walberg and matt damon mixed up constantly i get laurence fishburne and and uh forrest Matt Damon mixed up constantly. I get Lawrence Fishburne and Forrest Whitaker mixed up. Forrest Whitaker has the lazy eye. You can tell the difference because Forrest Whitaker is always whispering. He's always talking way down like this. Who do you get mixed up?

Mark Wahlberg, Matt Damon, Forrest Whitaker, Lawrence Fishburne, Dana Carvey, Rick Moranis. For some reason, I thought he messed up Forrest Whitaker and Matt Damonburne, Dana Carvey, Rick Moranis. For some reason, I thought he messed up Forrest Whitaker and Matt Damon. Oh, no. Yeah, that happens to all of us. Never mix up Forrest Whitaker and Matt Damon again with this one simple trick.

I just remember that Mark Wahlberg was the one who hate-crimed that Vietnamese man. He's getting memed i don't know what he's doing he's like 50 something and he's doing these weird like teenager have you seen him doing these weird like it's almost like teen videos where he's just like yo i'm here you know at the uh at the taco bell wearing my gear it's some like sponsored gear and he's like bless up and he does like that and he's like, bless up. And he does like that. And he's like 55.

And then people will just make the hate crime jokes in the comments. Over and over. I don't know what he's doing, but it's really hard to be in your 50s. Let me break this down because like, first of all, you're not really in touch with what's cool.

I don't have any high school friends like I got nothing going on. So I'm just very removed from this. My idea of what's cool is cemented have any high school friends like i got nothing going on so i'm just very removed from this my idea of what's cool is cemented you gotta keep high school all right all right so that's part of the challenge the other part even if you do know what's cool even if every so often like you see i see all the kids are wearing fucking yeezys now nope not you you're not allowed you are trying to be somebody you're not if you're too cool. And you somehow have to thread this needle of not wearing new balances while mowing the yard

while simultaneously not wearing Yeezys while grocery shopping or something. Because that's wrong too. That's a good, yeah, that's a good- It's hard to get it right. You need to find the middle ground because I think the most important thing, especially as you you get older is you never want to try too hard you know what i mean i think when you're trying too hard that's the death knell if you're trying

too hard to get the direction i used to be with it you know but then they changed what it was now what i'm with isn't it anymore. What is it? Seems weird. It'll happen to you. How are clocks? Here I am still tied with an onion on my belt because that was the style at the time. That was the style at the time. You couldn't get white onions

so you had to get big yellow ones. The cons are full of word for 20, so it was 19-dickety-two. We used dickety-teens. The fuck? How are Crocs presented? I wear them because

they're fucking comfortable. Some people pick on them. Some people think they're cool, ironically. I don't own Crocs. I bought some. They were too small and I never returned them. Some people think they're cool, ironically. I don't own Crocs. I bought some. They were too small and I never returned them. That's a great story. Where are they now? I went to go put them on and I'm like,

oh, my heels are hanging out. They're in my closet. What size shoe do you wear? 13. What? That doesn't fit just right. Crocs must run a little small because they are not big enough. Well, then, you know what? Next time I see you, I'll bring you those Crocs.

Taylor, you're always telling us how Midwesterners drive. Get on it. Yeah, I'll just pop down there. Just drive a quick 11 hours. I wear flip-flops a lot. Like, where am I going? I don't need to run. If I'm going to run, I'll wear running shoes. But most of the time, I i wear flip-flops a lot um like like where am i going i don't need to run if i'm gonna run i'll wear running shoes but like most of the time i'm wearing flip-flops if i go

out and like like super casual shit like i wear sweats a lot basically what i wore in prison like like i i wear i still have those same um nike flip-flops from prison i wear those a good bit uh i like those a lot they've got the little nubs under your feet. It's just nothing but the little nubs. I like those a lot. But I don't own any Crocs. I think I'd have to draw the line there. Every time I see someone put them in sport mode

though, I laugh. Yeah, I always wear them in sport mode, dude. Wait, Crocs have a sport mode? Is that when you put the strap around the back? That's when you wear sunglasses while you're walking around. I saw this black guy. He sees something going down in the hood. He's like, oh, shit.

Let me put them in sport mode real quick. Sport mode. That's hilarious. Sport mode is this when it's down, right? I never wear them like that, actually, because I like to just slip them on. So they're always like... That's a fine croc you have there. Good one, man.

Thanks. A fine croc. Wow. I would imagine it's a fine crock. You have there. Thanks. Fine. Wow. I would imagine that your feet sweat and it gets slippery in there. Uh, my feet are an anomaly, so I don't, no, they do sweat like a lot.

I have, I think I've talked about this. I have such wide feet. I can't, I think it's special made like shoes. It's yeah. To get special shoes. Yeah.

It's like triple E e i think it is triple e quadruple e triple e yeah crocs fit out of the box they're very wide so it works yeah we's crocs are like a croc like shoe in prison as shower shoes yeah you can use them in the shower truck stop truck stop showers a lot of truckers will wear crocs because you're not going to get any funk on your feet they're probably the ultimate shower shoe they don't like they're made of rubber yeah and have any of you guys used a truck a truck stop shower before no no i've seen it up close though i haven't i didn't shower though wow is this is this a story no no nothing like weird or anything i was curious i just remember every now and then i've been a scenario where i've got to make like an eight

hour drive and i'm all sweaty. It's like, fuck. I wish I could have it. And I've considered going in one of those places or even getting a motel room just to take a shower real quick. But I've heard they're really nice in there. I don't think there's crazy stuff going on in there. They've got cameras and shit. I've always heard they're really nice.

These truck stops are competing for truckers' dollars. So they're trying to keep it nice if you have a shitty reputation with moldy showers people won't go there explain holiday in right and explain American bathrooms in general I have this friend he's Dutch and he's like this is like a third world country

in bathrooms if you go to the bathroom at like huddle house or IHOP or something like it there's urine on the ground and like single squares of toilet paper soaking in it and like this isn't you've seen this scene before yeah the

the faucet I don't know what the dial is that turns the sink hot water on the faucet but the handle part they're like worn and not clean and shiny and dirty and and you know they're just the whole fucking thing is unsanitary you can't put your shorts down by your ankles i have to like hook them on my cab higher shoes before you go in there yeah right um i get totally naked we third world bath you can't do that legally in American male bathrooms. We have disgusting

bathrooms. It's because no one... It's the same thing that makes people awful on the internet. It's the anonymity. If you had to... I think it's most of us run amok. Nobody's going to know who left that giant turd. I've done it.

I've ruined a bathroom before, but I couldn't help it. It was coming out, and it went everywhere. What am I, a janitor? I'm not cleaning that up. I'd have to ask for supplies to get this properly cleaned, and that's not happening, so I just ran for it. But that can't be what happens every day. Now, I've seen the people on Reddit

who just take shits in line at the dollar store and try to play it off. You haven't seen these videos? Oh my God, I saw this dude. Imagine two shopping carts at the dollar store and try to play it off you haven't seen these videos oh my god i saw this dude imagine like two shopping carts at a dollar store in line and the dude who's second in line steps to the side a little and starts kind of having awkward body language and then pulls his sweat pants down just below his ass cheeks and drops a couple turds right there in line and takes a sidestep away from it. And immediately you see the person next to him go,

and like spot the shit. I saw another one. I love shit videos. What's happening at Dollar Tree? Normally King Shane, but... This guy is passing by an outdoor restaurant. Everyone's on the patio. It looks fancy.

I see wine glasses, well-dressed couples, white people. This guy is passing by in the foreground, and he sort of starts jogging a little. And each stride, he is shitting liquid diarrhea and splatters onto the ground. A waiter goes, and starts directing people away from it and everybody just starts staring at the mess he's made man that's in that's in western countries don't even get me started on what i see in the far east in india yeah these people oh our india it's not it's considered rude not to shit on the floor in someone's house. What, he didn't have to go? What happened? I'm not sure if you can show this picture, but I have proof of this.

So a buddy of mine worked at Walmart before. He was not a janitor. He was not a cleaner of any sort. He was an employee. They had to call everyone in after the store closed because someone took a shit so big in the toilet they had to have like a a meeting on what to do with it some some genius some kind of get corporate on the line this is this is i got i have the picture of the fucking turd if you want to see it um this i mean i would like to see it i guess

i actually went and while Kyle was telling that story I got it but no this is a true story like so they're having a meeting like what should we do we can't flush this thing it's huge what do we do like some guy just immediately just says let's pour some bleach in there

let's bleach it and then they're like okay they didn't question it so they do it and all it does is it just makes the turd a lighter color so i don't know what that was about um makes a light brown like an auburn and then they're like well maybe we should just like take a picture of it and send it to a plumber or something so this is this is the picture i i we call it we dubbed it the saxophone turd because it looks it's shaped sort of like a brass instrument.

Where can I send it at? There's a chat on the right. Private chat. Tweet it? If I tweet it, I may get banned. Just tweet it. Tweet it at Hillary Clinton. You'll be fine. Tweet it at Elon Musk. I am going to tweet it because I can't get the chat to work.

I'm going to tweet it. Zach,'t get the chat to work. You're going to tweet it? Zach, be hardscoping Blame Truth's Twitter. It's just going to be tweeted and I'm not going to... We probably won't be able to see it on this. Can you just look at big pieces of shit? That's right. The text should just be Burrito Night.

Damn. You should claim that shit. Alright, here it is. I'll link it. I'm going to have to delete this probably after. I'll link it right here. I did tweet it. There it is.

Wow. Something about poop is hard to look at. That is hard to look at. I gave it a glance. I did notice that there's a significant amount of it under the water it's like the Loch Ness monster coming up like the most upsetting thing about it is the water is no longer translucent it has turned into like it's very it's chocolate milk like like it's i think that's part of the bleach yeah when your

cocoa pops get you know you stir them around a little bit and the milk turns into chocolate. That's what happens there. Dude, this giant shit reminds me of, I remember in grade school, probably like fifth grade or so, I went in to go poop during school and there was a shit in the toilet that, at 10 years old, I did not know shit could be that size.

Like it was, the girth of of it it was like a soda can and like twice as long and i was blown away at the size of the shit so but at the time i was like who the hell is that i just went over to a different stall and pooped and i remembered that and the next year i went over to a friend's house and I went into his bathroom and there was like a doppelganger shit of the one I had seen at school. And I knew immediately I'm like, this guy is you have like that Eureka that I had a moment. I was like, oh, my my god it's you you're the one dropping these absolute baby arms in the toilet these disgusting ludicrous sea serpents you walk out of the bathroom like phoenix right and you point at the guy and you're like you it was you yeah no there was it was like like i don't know how it would even you'd have to like have a stick to break it up is that big of a ever poop in the woods taylor i have i love it i love it

and i was shocked at how big my poops were and i realized that i had a misconception about the size of my poop in general because it's in the hole of the bowl i really only evaluated the the tip of the iceberg when it was just out there in the flats or in a hole i dug myself like i really got to see the impressive magnitude of what i can do you don't appreciate the scale until you shit in like a bunch of leaves you know and then yeah i shit in the non woods i was uh it was in the mall yeah it was a dollar generally yeah and i'm tired of kyle fucking promoting these videos i was uh i was out shooting just in a giant wilderness area of idaho many years ago and i

was with uh my ex and her dad and we were shooting and idaho does not have trees the way like the Midwest and the South. Like there's no big giant forests. And I remember finishing some shooting and just having that urge of like, I have to poop right fucking now, like right now I have to go. And there's nowhere for me to go because we're just, we just have a pickup truck and we're in the middle of this giant field. But there was a slight

kind of hill just kind of a hill and so i was like thinking like where do i shit and so i was like oh you guys stay here and do not do not gain the four feet of elevation needed to see on the other side of this hill and so i like ran over there and like got to like a lower part on the other side of this a very gentle gradual slope by the way like i just i was like looking like to see if there are any other hunters that were going to be looking at me through their scope while i'm shitting and i like fired out a shit fast as i could uh took off my sock put my sock on my hand and wiped my ass oh god actually white sock i uh it was it was a black sock but um at least i mean i threw it in the field it didn't come back with me oh i thought you took it back and watched no no i thought it was i thought it might be a two sock job it was a one sock job

socks are really good at at wiping your ass so yeah i've done a little i'm a bit of a woodsman a bit of a daniel boone yeah i'm a bit of a woodsman, a bit of a Daniel Boone. Yeah, I'm a bit of a survivalist. I had a similar thing happen. I was on a hike. This is back when I was pretty fat. I don't know if that had anything to do with it. But like I was hiking something I was not equipped to hike at the time because I was not I was too fat.

I was not in shape. So I was hiking like this straight up fucking incline, you know, with a friend of mine. We got to the top. I don't know what it was like. The constant just steps up, you know, because there were stairs to leading up to it, like wooden stairs on the trail, cobblestone stairs, whatever. But right when we got to the top, he's just like, oh, man, that's pretty tough. And I'm like sucking wind. I'm like, it was pretty tough.

You need to go over there because I got a shit. And I just go over there, you know, 20 some feet away uh it was a pretty public trail i could have gotten arrested but i mean so you got to go when you got to go sometimes so sometimes you just have to go and at least it's out in the wilderness a bunch of flies are going to eat it yeah you know around here yeah if you go to altitude that shit lasts forever i guess that makes sense the problem have you ever shit from altitude woody yes yeah like you have one of those like uh those pajama with the buttons and you just open the hatch like the dropping little man so i have never pooped from a paramotor i don't think i've even peed from one but i was taught i have hiked at like 12 000 feet

and such and if you do that you just shit doesn't turn over like it does here dude i could drop a one foot diameter log this is an actual log made of wood not in the south and the bugs and the whatever will make it go away in a couple of years yeah you'll be able to smush it with your hands yeah but i can poop at 13 000 feet and five years later come back and visit it i wonder how that works on everest like there's no way you can i bet someone i bet someone's like i bet someone's taking a shit i bet someone's taking a shit next to the green boots guy yeah i bet people pack it out i think on everest they're more concerned about dying than packing up their

shit right i bet there's a culture around it like a thousand people go a year or something you can't have them all pooping up there poops last forever i guess it's bodies yeah i mean but also like there has to be a elevation where you can no longer safely shit where it's like hey you can't just take your pants off for for two minutes and shit because you'll your thighs will be frozen yeah you'll frost your asshole will freeze shut or something yeah you're gonna get like half of your shit out and it's gonna be like trying to get it to fall and it's gonna freeze to your asshole now you're gonna be breaking off a shit sickle sick sickle I would be mortified if I climbed Everest not at the dead bodies

but if I saw like a saxophone shit like that one I just sent you guys if I saw that climbing Mount Everest I'd be like this is the omen like I'm dying it'd be a landmark a saxophone poop we're passing big shit it's only three more hours from here

my buddy's gonna get such a kick that i shared this we've been like we'll randomly send this fucking photo like once a year it's this is like a 10 year old turd by the way i bet people commenting on it are like dude what the fuck why yeah no i deleted it it was only up for like 30 seconds but um if you saw it you saw it if you didn't you know sorry it's disgusting yeah he's gonna get a kick out of this story being shared i just i just think it's funny that the first thought is not like we plunge it out or you know like call a plumber it's bleach it like like force a bleach on it that'll that'll dissolve it or whatever i can't imagine like

any solution but hey whoever the pooper is be honest go in there with a stick go to the go to the bathroom department get a plunger then just throw it away after i think they did have to chop it up like break it up with some probably go to the kitchen section get a ginsu knife get in there chop that up that basically what a plunger does just it breaks it into smaller pieces so it can flush. The plunger is creating the suction. It pulls it out and lets it get another try. But when it goes back through the second time, it's all busted up. No, the plunger, I think, actually pushes.

I actually use a tuning fork to break it. Plunger is about the pull. Yeah, if you're trying to push with a plunger, you're doing it wrong. Either way. Yeah, he's going to be ecstatic that I shared this story. I think they did have to break apart. I think he got in trouble because they broke apart. I remember the story right.

They broke apart the turd with like a broom handle. And then they threw away the broom. And like somebody got mad at it. Like the manager got mad. Like, don't throw away the broom. That's the doo-doo broom. Yeah. That's the designated shit broom now.

I was going to say that same thing, Taylor. We were racing to that one. Only at Walmart. Yeah. Not really. broom now i was gonna say that same thing to you only at walmart yeah not really just like the money save better walmart just everywhere great we don't know why we got that transgender boxer earlier yeah it made me wonder why are men better at everything like it boxing you can see it's puberty or whatever. Oh, yeah? I was looking up the best female chess player to have ever lived. Once in the 90s, a girl cracked the top 10. What is it about chess that women can't do as well? Why did we invent 99% of everything that is?

Why did we build everything? It's just like women and men have different iq distributions like there are way more genius level men than there are genius level women and there's also way more genuinely retarded stupid men than there are stupid women women tend to cluster more around the middle and so like there are very few like really dumb ass women but when you meet like a chess prodigy like it's going to be a guy like that big outlier generally it's a male and also you know patriot patriarchy aside it has been for a long time a lot more acceptable for a woman to not go become an engineer and grind her 20s away doing that. No, you don't understand, Dad.

I'm making titanium gaskets for the Air Force. It's very important. No, sweetheart. Your path to wealth and success is the Stairmaster. Yeah. Hit that, baby. An awesome male invention yeah there's there's an expectation i think and even in even in uh streaming and youtube and stuff i noticed that there are a lot of women that will get popular but are they as popular will they ever

be as popular as a doctor disrespect or as even like a nick merckx you know what i mean like rarely will you ever see a woman on that level popularity profitability can be different though i bet amaranth is just really raking it up per viewer you know doctor disrespect gets i don't know 20 cents a viewer every five years amaranth gets five dollars a viewer every week could be yeah i bet she makes a bananas amount of money did you just get a hundred million dollar kick though yes no i think yeah yeah yeah i think so no that's that streamer uh she got one too she got one too yeah yeah what is that guy's name who got the hundred million one um that was uh who was it wasn't it like xqxX? XQC, XQC.

XQC, okay. Yeah, that's wild. He's making more money than LeBron. They'll probably get the Kai, I can't pronounce his last name, Kai whatever from Twitch as well. They'll probably get him over on kick, I imagine. Yeah. I don't understand how Amaranth makes that money, though,

because you can just head over to any number of websites and all that content is free there's a weird like um there's the hot tub streams i think it's like something to do with it's more to do with like personal connection yeah parasocial relationship gotcha yeah yeah because you can go to streamersgonewild.com you're welcome and like all that stuff's on there for free i'm on there yeah yeah hot shit what's it called so i can put that on my don't do not go yeah yeah you want to yeah you want to blacklist this one streamers gone wild streamers gone wild yeah and you can just search for your favorite influencer or you can like hot for today top rising that sort of

thing jared streamchat.com not jared fogel my favorite streamer yeah i googled streamers gone wild and you can probably probably find the right one um but yeah amaranth i saw her she had this quick little video on twitter or something she's like oh y'all giving 100 million dollar deals let me get ready and she's got like a pool um a stripper pole and like i don't know, a headset or something. She's like, all right, I'm ready. Let's go. Yeah.

Give me my 10 mil, my 100 mil. Yeah. It's interesting to see that, too, because I can't imagine. I'm on the wrong site. I got a pop-up window for jerk bait. God damn jerk bait. I'm just trying to Google some. Okay for jerk mate they're gonna send you a code scan that qr code you have an authenticator what's interesting about the qr code you're gonna

get a text immediately from xy12345 capital Z dot R U. And you're going to click that. Are you the youngest one here, Taylor? You're how old? I'm 32. 32, you're the youngest one. So what's interesting about the male and the men and women online thing is that like, since I started at 18 or whatever, I think my stuff's gotten better. I think I've consistently grown, you know, as a content creator. think my stuff's gotten better i think i've consistently grown you know as a content creator um and it what's interesting about that is like there's a different i think i don't know after a

certain point the women content creators will not grow and we know why you know what i mean it's very interesting to know that like to like theoretically i can keep doing this until i'm fucking like 60 you know 70 whatever as long as i'm still entertaining but a woman content creator people are there for different reasons so after like 35 don't you prefer older women like 40s who me yeah me uh i don't really have the yeah that's right you got you got a fucking old lady fetish and you're acting like these ladies are gonna age out of the game. Meanwhile, you're the guy...

I dated a girl just recently. I like my women infertile. I dated a girl a couple years ago. 61-year-old woman playing Among Us. It's hot as fuck. She was one year younger than me, so she was at the time 31 i was like 32 and then most recent

girlfriends 23 it i don't really i mean as long as they're not like you know it's more fun if i imagine you would like like some yeah i'm a cougar hunter yeah yeah i'm not a cougar though like an what's after cougar cougar um death was a term the grim reaper yeah the grim reaper what's after cougar just a dead cat no no old ugly bitch made that up i'm a puma and it's like you're disgusting you're 91 it's over you don't see any 91 year old guys calling themselves silverist foxes oh shit there's a whole scale and they say oh by the way i was wrong it's it's not streamers gone wrong it's gone wild it's influencers gone wild that's what it is there's a link over there for you. Thank you.

Jaguar, Panther. Why are they eight-year spurts? They're like nine-year spurts. Zero to 12. The house cats is a 12-year run. Whose job was making this list? I don't know, but I think the FBI needs to keep an eye on them. Age 100 plus is a lion.

No, it's not. It's dead. Those are dead women you fuck a 102 year old woman she will die 102 year old woman is called japanese that's who makes 202 japanese people every now and then you see like a black person that that's that's that age they look at that part yeah oh yeah yeah yeah you'll see like 112 year old like world war one or two veteran that kind of thing there's that black guy who was like lived to be like 109 or some shit yeah he died like last year oh yeah 109 that's that's a good run i feel like i was 109 i'd be like, dude, don't talk loud. I think God forgot about me. I might live forever.

Fingers crossed. You're like deleting your YouTube channel, everything. Don't draw any attention. It's like bedtime when I was eight, like just being super quiet. Don't move on the couch. Jackie, shut up. He's going to find us both. up jackie shut up it's gonna find us both yeah not being 109 like any age where like your child could die from old age that always strikes me as so weird because there's that that french woman

jean calment or whatever the oldest recorded living person like 122 and i think like her she like outlived her kids who died of old age in like the nineties, like having a daughter die at 93 from old age. And you're alive. I've always thought the queen lived too long. Like what, how old is King Charles? Is he like 70 something?

75. I'd say at least he was older than that, but, uh, I don't know. Yeah. He's been waiting around this whole fucking time to be king. Maybe he got it lucky.

Maybe Prince is a better job, 74. I watch the 74s. You just have to go to fucking public appearances and shake hands with the Prime Minister of India. You're also supposed to resolve disputes amongst this pain-in- in the ass family and everyone looks at you as the leader of this thing wouldn't you rather be prince the guy just like exists off to the side get all the benefits and none of the bullshit yeah yeah they don't pay taxes they're

enormously wealth at least the king doesn't pay taxes perhaps the rest of the royal families yeah does i don't know prince andrew's going wild being a prince. Wait, is he the rapey one? Oh, the rapey one, yes. Living his best life. Who did he rape? Children. He was on Epstein's plane and such. He was in Epstein's bedroom. He was banging there's pictures of him with an arm

wrapped around a 14-year-old girl. Maybe she's 16. Who's to say? Who's to say? I believe what the prince says. You trusted the prince. He's a prince, after all. What's another? No princes are bad.

If he said, she said, you got the prince's word against that little girl. Who's going to believe a child over a prince? I believe she was, wait. Even prince might be too high ranking if you could top out at like a duke where no one's really paying attention you still have a lot of land you have horses you're in a polo like that is a good place you still like you're the duke of edinburgh or whatever which i don't know what that guy's responsible for i

imagine it's just a great title because his family used to be the Dukes, right? Yeah. I don't understand. The royalty rankings and the countries that make up England don't make any sense to me. It never will. We looked it up. We know that Dukes, that's the

highest because we looked up stuff like Barons and the other shit. That's all like kind of nobility but like a baron was like way lower tier than duke or a duchess and so if you want to be going to be a duke going back to that i want some diplomatic immunity i want like free with a guard all the time and i want one of those like never-ending bank accounts where even if you did kill it somebody you just get a stern talking to you want your own jeffrey x team money succession yeah yeah yeah you want that succession type lifestyle i was thinking with the whole titanic thing that's totally the kind of shit that one of those kids would be doing like they would have started

a whole like yeah quarter million a pop dad The whole fucking submarine only cost me eight grand. Like it'd be some sort of nonsense they'd be into. They'd be sweeping in under the rug whenever I got vaporized or imploded or whatever. If someone asked me if like going back to that though, the whole like, you don't want to get all the fucking glory, not glory,

but all the shit that comes along with like being a King or whatever. Like if somebody offered me one million dollars and i could just stay under the fucking radar versus a hundred million but i'm in the public eye like you know elon musk or whatever i would probably take the one million what and then just be like yeah you gotta make it more you gotta make it like five or ten maybe like ten yeah i take the hundred million and then just build a giant like wall around my compound just like i think that's what zuckerberg did he just he has a giant wall around like one of those compounds yeah you buy the neighbor's house yeah you know like i think i think 100 million buys

you a whole bunch of enforced privacy that's what um i forget which uh private military who's the automotive show that Taylor likes? I want those coffin dancers from that video. That's my boys. Sunglasses and everything. Yeah, they won't get old immediately. That's security. Just bang it. Stop stomping around my goddamn house.

Put the coffee table down. Put the coffee table down. There's grandmas in there. I realized in the past like two months especially i got a new gaming pc and i've just been i got walmart plus so i get my groceries delivered and like walmart plus what shows do they have um deliver fucking liquid death to my door that's a good show um but uh the show on walmart plus is moonshiners i was like man i i've been the you know i i quit like grocery shop and just got my stuff delivered just because i don't know why not and i actually went

to the grocery store recently and like there's screaming children and there's i just don't like being around people so i'd rather have the privacy i think and less money that's why the pandemic was cool i i really i was saying this yesterday i did not mind the pandemic in the slightest i enjoyed like i had my sleep schedule flipped around. So I'd go out and work out at 2, 3 a.m. It'd be so dead when I drove through town. I would go to the grocery store as soon as the sun came up, like as soon as they were open, because I'd be up.

I'd roll right into there. Don't even need a mask. No one's here but the cashier and the greeter or whatever. There'd be three people in a big grocery store. It was so nice. Everybody was staying home. kids were getting dumber it was perfect and i like online dating was wild because everybody's sitting at home horny it was great it's weird to me because uh man i i get out of the house but you know like on my own terms and like alone so this shouldn't bother me but man the fucking lockdowns it's like it's more like the option i don't have the option i feel like i'm in a cage and i kind of go

loopy you know what i mean like i can't they close down hiking trails near me which i thought was fucking weird yeah that's like it feels like it's already isolation yeah it is and then like i don't know it was something i did not like and i would not like. Dude, you can't hike. You're going to kill grandma. Can't hike. What are you? What are you, selfish? Trying to hike? What are you?

Sick until proven healthy, my friend. Get your ass off of that dangerous trail. You're going to sneeze on a squirrel and cause a problem. Did you get the vaccine, Blame Truth? No, actually. I did not. That's right. Yeah, you're one of those guys. Taylor is, too. I did not. That's right. You're one of those guys. Taylor is too.

I just figured. I don't interact with people. I don't interact with enough people to warrant it. I feel like it's just... I never got it. I never got COVID. I've never gotten COVID either. Me too. I did get the shot because I'm just around

so many immune deprived people. Yeah. And, you know, if it kills me, then it kills me. It'd be all right. But I was never afraid of the virus after they like started explaining what it did and stuff. I don't know. Every now and then it almost feels like they're making it up to be like, oh, but some people get brain damage forever. Oh, some people never breathe again.

Oh, are you here? Sometimes that is true. oh some people never breathe again oh are you here sometimes that is true some people did never breathe again well i mean like like the same again like some people have like five percent nerf on their character for life there's a big there's a big fear-mongering thing in the news in general i think because if you not just with that but like even the weather i can't tell you how many times it's like there's a hurricane on the coast and I'm, you know. You're there. I'm far west. I'm far west in sea. So I'm like, there's nothing ever fucking happens, you know.

But you'll see people freaking the fuck out at like grocery stores. And it's bullshit too because when it does come, you've got that classic boy who cried wolf thing going on. They're like, yeah, that's what you said wolf thing going on they're like yeah that's what you said last year they're like no for real this is hurricane demonica hurricane butt fuck is coming up the coast and like an oil tanker halfway to your house it's on fire and spinning i'd forgotten the hurricane was coming through what am i'm out walking my dog and there's like a breeze a little bit of drizzle you know and i'm like oh shit this is that fucking hurricane people were freaking out about i'm not walking my dog i could grill in it you know dude i am i took my there's a hurricane coming so i'm you know being

a genius was like well i better fly my paramotor now because i won't be able to fly for a couple days yeah and uh while i was up there i saw the edge of the hurricane like you could see the big wall of clouds and everything from the sky i was doing tricks on the on the edge of it and uh i put it on my facebook page and posted like like this is the radar look at this arm you know they have like that one long sweeping arm sometimes they come out it like goes to my house i was flying it's pretty neat i feel i feel like this is something you would do or maybe it's not as calm maybe it's a movie thing you know where you would like people would surf in like the eye of a hurricane like they'd live close enough that they could be like all right we gotta go now and they're like half an hour

whatever it is did you ever do that oh lots of times i never miss a hurricane that's so cool yeah what is it what is it like in the middle of it? Like all the, is it, can you, like the water calms down again or the water's still absolutely The water stays energetic for, you know, even through the eye. The eye's like 15 minutes long or something. They were never that big. But the, yeah, in the eye of the hurricane, the wind sort of dies down and it comes back from the other direction. Was there ever a time where like you almost were out there too long and it was

like you had trouble getting back in or anything? If I surfed the hurricane, it wasn't hurricane force winds at the time. That's a blown out bad wave that's not particularly good for surfing. You want to surf from before and after the hurricane. Have you seen that news clip where the interviewer's like, it's just pandemonium here with Hurricane Teresa. The wave's

over 80 feet. Wait, what is that? And there's a surfer out there. And the wave collapses. He's like, oh, oh, no. And then he comes out. It's so well edited. It's's amazing that is a powerade commercial but there was a guy uh i i knew a friend of mine knew him he was in or he is in florida and he lives on

it's fucking cool he lives on like a docked boat, like a small docked boat. The hurricane, a hurricane was coming through Florida and he's the news people out there like, are you just going to stay here? And he's like, yeah, I'm just going to throw an anchor down and stay. And he did. He's fine. I mean, it's, you know, maybe not the smartest thing, but

if like if that guy, if that guy could do it on the fucking coast, you know, like where the hurricane goddamn hits, I'll be fine inland. I mean, you know, depending on the hurricane, right? Like sometimes a bad one comes and it wipes out the whole fucking coast. I don't even know if I believe in hurricanes.

I've never seen one. It's a liberal lie. 50 miles away. And a lot of times they don't really know when it's going to make land. Yeah. They're better now than they were 20 years ago, but they'd be like, all right, it's going to make land like that yeah especially they're better now than they were 20 years ago but they'd be like all right it's gonna hit the coast of north carolina uh you know maybe delaware no no here it looks like new jersey i hit long island again

hurricanes are pussies they're always like projecting where they're gonna go the the sigma tornado of just touchdown anywhere surprise bitch no house surprise i'm touching you know right now and now you don't have a trailer anymore i'm in i'm in the foothills of nc so we don't get a lot of tornadoes like it's just the land doesn't allow it but one touchdown one touchdown uh fucking like out of nowhere like out of nowhere a couple years ago you know my my alexa's going off freaking the fuck out saying get in the basement you goddamn idiot and i'm like okay sure and um yeah it was like maybe a mile up the road so it only stayed for like 10 minutes but same thing tornadoes are super rare here but before we bought this house one destroyed the stable and she's and i rebuilt

it oh cool we uh i remember my grandmother had a storm shelter and she was very afraid this is my actually it's my great-grandmother's my father's grandmother she was really afraid of tornadoes she had like a phobia and so they had like a bunker out behind her place and anytime there was any sort of watch or warning she's in there with the candles and the radio and she'll start opening a can of soup like how long are you gonna be in here at least like twice a year in grade school we'd all have to like go into the basement or like sit under the cubbies when like tornadoes came yeah tornado drill well we went to the hallway and they test the tornado sign i think

it's all across the midwest like every monday morning like you can They test the tornado siren. I think it's all across the Midwest. Every Monday morning, you can hear the tornado siren being tested throughout the summer. We would go to the hallway and sit against the wall and put our heads between our knees and cover the back of our head. And I always remember looking straight up at the huge glass windows above us thinking, I hope it's not today. Ours would be near lockers. Looking up at the particle board cubby shelf where lunch boxes are. I'll be protected. Ours would be near lockers looking up at the particle board like cubby shelf where lunch boxes are like i'll be protected ours would be near the lockers and i'm thinking i'd look up and be like if this locker falls on us we're fucking dead like what are we doing here we did fire drills but when i was a kid the cold war was still on and i don't think i ever did a nuclear

bomb drill but people did like like in my area like in my at my age group yeah people would just like get under the desks in case there was a nuclear attack yeah at some point they gave up on that they just admitted it was silliness have you seen those old propaganda videos of the uh the duck and cover with like the cartoon turtle and all that that they showed to kids in the fifties. It's literally like nuclear weapons are a part of life. There's no avoiding them, but there are ways to keep yourself safe.

What you need to do is listen to your teacher or a police officer and go into the side, get away from the windows. You'll see a bright light, but don't fear the light can't get you here. And then you go down and it's like telling them to hide under their desks and it's like like like hiding under your desk as like a wall of Energy is like heading to vaporize How do you actually there's no drill with a

All the houses like on the way head you'll be fine all the houses like on the way just like i mean there's just nothing you can do but how far does a nuclear bomb actually just a couple kilometers right so what are we talking about right out to like a kilometer or a kilometer and a half or whatever it's just vaporizing everything but in this far the further you go out there's there's waves of pressure that kill everything and then there's waves of radiation that kill everything and then it goes out and then the wind blows it right but i think the ones now are like a thousand times stronger than hiroshima yeah those those hydrogen bombs just destroy the whole goddamn city i think like yeah you know 15 miles across i guess i just saw some guy on the news be like don't even use nukes because people

think they just wreck whole cities and they're really just big bombs the fear will be gone if we actually use them and people realize nukes aren't as big a deal as we say they are it's the fear-mongering thing um yeah i think that's why i think that's why i don't think anyone should be downplaying the power of our nuclear weapons I think older people that's why they I think that's why older people came on our show and said he could choke out a Clydesdale I could choke out

if that guy can choke out a Clydesdale I can survive a nuclear that sounds like a Sam Hyde thing to say. No, he was skinny and he did jits. He wanted to fight another one of our guests. Brandon Buckingham, right? No, it was the other one. Or Danny Mullen.

Danny Mullen, that's who it was. Danny Mullen cannot choke out a fucking Clydesdale. Yes, he can. No, he can't. I take him at his word. He's Tim and you're you and he's making a claim about himself. Danny, I got a Clydesdale says you can't. If you beat him, you can have him.

You can have him. Can you imagine how badly a Clydesdale would fuck you up if it wanted to? Yeah. Have you ever seen them next to like a regular horse? Regular horses like when they walk next to a Clydesdale, are like, you gotta get me out of here, boss. I look terrible. They look like elk or something.

This thing's neck. You'd have to anaconda your whole body around its fucking neck. Their hooves are gigantic. They have bigger legs than regular horses. They're probably not that busy downtown anymore pulling Bud Light trucks. Nope.

That'd be a funny story. They're putting down the Clydesdales with just a pistol. Just walking past them. And the dog's there crying. And it's Dylan Mulvaney. They have to do it. Dylan Mulvaney.

The new Bud Light can has the official bolt gun. Yeah, the official bolt gun of Bud Light. Of Bud Light. Yeah. Well, the advertising campaign wasn't working, and so we're going to play hardball. For every Bud Light you don't buy, a Clydesdale gets taken to the glue factory.

These Bud Light people are serious we better buy their beer that's all um I know the Dodgers I'd say they went they went back and forth and back again I think with having those uh trans nuns honored on the field for some reason none yeah trans nuns trans nuns the the ladies of something something silly they want, trans nuns. Trans nuns. The ladies of something something silly. Wait, they want to be nuns? They are nuns? No, they dress as nuns to mock nuns, I believe. They identify as nuns.

They're trans nuns who aren't real nuns because they put on some face paint and stuff and make fun of them. So some Catholics were mad for some reason about that. And so they had them they announced they were going to honor them at Dodger Stadium. Yeah, there they are. There the gals are. Oh, that's horrifying.

I mean, that's like a horror movie, like serial killer. I pictured them hotter. That is scary. That's like very much clown. The right one looks like John Wayne Gacy. There they are. Jesus. Yeah, this is very much horror movie look. They ended up sticking look the ladies of perpetual

whatever the fuck they had them and honored them I'm just left wondering what does this have to do with baseball I'm here to hit balls catch balls oh wait the balls that's it damn it

I'm here to that stadium was empty. That's because they wheeled out the ladies an hour before first pitch. That was a sold-out game, like 47,000 attendance. Oh, wow. Wait, 46,000 people left because of the nuns? No, no, no. That's before the game even began.

They got the ladies out there. Here are the weirdos. How do you guys like them? All of you who came here early for them. All right, good. That's before the game even began. They got the ladies out there. Here are the weirdos. How do you guys like them? All of you who came here early for them. All right, good. No one's offended. And then they filled the stadium up with 47,000 people. Yeah, I see. Why was it such a big game? I don't know. I know that the Catholics were outside protesting,

but the Dodgers are just a very good popular team. I bet they sell out all the time. I know the Phillies sell out whenever they do that free hot dog night. I almost want to travel up there and go to the goddamn game for the show. I was going to say. Actually, I'd just wear Phillies gear. I'd just wait until they play

somebody else. I'm not even into sports, but it'd be really cool to go to one. I'm not going to Philly wearing Braves gear. Just the scale of that stadium is is like i don't know it'd be cool to see i'm not really into baseball or sports but that'd be fucking sweet i went to a wrestling show one time like a wb raw show and that was like i don't know like 5 000 people that was probably the biggest thing i've been to really um yeah i'd say so i went i haven't been never watched the new brave stadium

it's bigger and better but i went to turner field and it was Stadium. It's bigger and better. But I went to Turner Field and it was very nice. It's huge. And I've never been to a pro football game, actually. Never done that. I went to a Rams game or three back in the day and hated

them. I fucking was so bored by it. There was no... The only sport I had fun going as a kid to watch was the Blues. Other than that, it was like, oh, we have to go watch the Cardinals. Going to watch the Cards was literally like, how many hot dogs can I get my mom to buy me? If I had a hot dog every two innings, I was fine.

But as soon as I didn't have snacks, it's like, this sucks. And my soda's empty. And you won't buy me another one because the Dr. Pepper's $9. If we had a hockey team, I'd be going. I really enjoyed. I had fun back in the day going to a couple of Thrashers games. But going with you, we had those amazing tickets. That was really fun.

Being down there with the players essentially like right there on the ice that was you could get a sense for how fast they were moving and how big they were and you know how much of an impact was going on because it's just right there um yeah so i like that a lot and i feel like we could have started a fight with the players if we wanted to we could have we could have poured our drinks on them or something you could yeah out. You could. Yeah, we could bang on the glass and then just hope that the glass doesn't break and we fall in like that one retard. Like that Harambe.

We watched that clip, didn't we? There was that dumb cunt in the 80s who was banging on the penalty box glass and he knocked the glass out of the moorings. Was it Philadelphia against Ty Domi? I think it was Philadelphia. And this idiot fell into the penalty box and the player starts like beating him up like just just starts fighting awesome that's

like a wild man like a zoo thing like a romney games win stupid prizes it's like yeah i've been seeing a lot of videos on twitter of people fucking with bulls and just getting like fucked up oh that's another subreddit i love it's called the bull wins yeah don't fuck with bulls and just getting like fucked up. Oh, that's another subreddit I love. It's called the bull wins. Yeah. Don't fuck with bulls, man. All people fucking with bulls and the bull wins.

Natural selection. Some of them, bulls are so much stronger than us. Dude, the Matadors down in Mexico, sometimes, sometimes they'll, they'll get gored so badly that I have to like,

I'm like, I don't like gore, like actual gore. And I don't like suffering. I don't watch videos that are about that. Some of these are gore and suffering. Like they're getting impaled by the horns and shit. Impaled through their faces and then thrown and then impaled again and like a really – not up their calf and like into their buttocks. It's brutal.

Up the asshole. I've seen that. I've seen the dude take one right up the ass, like into their buttocks like some sort of brutal up the asshole I've seen that I've seen the dude take one right up the ass like like 14 inches of bullhorn just don't fuck with them don't fuck with them and you know what's wild is sometimes you'll see those running with the bulls videos and you'll be like

that's a fat guy what are you doing you this is not a fat guy activity this is not a this is not a normal athleticism activity this is a fast agile guy activity unless you are way faster than most people don't this is not something that you go yeah i bet i could do it i bet doesn't everyone run with the bulls like the whole town gets it's not all fast some of them are like almost like more traditional or like they have like some like gentle bulls like almost like walking around

and then other ones you'll see it's like clearly a squared off area for mayhem where it's like the bulls aren't even all running the same direction it's like they'll go they're going back and forth and people are hopping off like the the walls just to get in there and do dodging between bulls and of course people get fucked up because it's the giant strong animal that's in a bad mood growing up with cattle like we would have them in the catch pin and when they get a confined space they turn from this domesticated friendly animal to almost wild and dangerous and they'll hold a grudge i've seen them clearly be mad at someone and try to attack that person and the thousand pound angry animal but those bulls down there are a whole other thing they've been pissing these things off all day they're they're there to kill sometimes

they're on fire yeah they'll do that kind of celebration thing and they'll obviously the bull is gonna fucking freak out if you set his horn on fire and it's gonna try to kill something and put it out put his horn out at the same time like it's like uh i don't know because my grandpa was a cattle farmer like so he would have bulls in like the bullpen and so like when we were up there by that that pen area it was it wasn't common but like every once in a while the bull would just be in a really shitty bad mood and like it wouldn't like that you were paying attention to it or that you were like it just and it would like do a faux almost like run at you like it would run at you but like there's an electric fence and so like it was like it wasn't like you know like it's gonna leap over or charge through it it was just like charge at you just to be like yeah don't fuck off yeah yeah

fuck off don't stop looking at me i'm not in a good mood i knew my whole life is like fucking and eating and i'm in a bad mood about it so i've seen two of them go completely rogue and have to be either killed or darted yeah a bull uh one was a bull we darted that one after it had gored the horses and fucked up the dogs um and then oh. What does darting do to them? Tranquilizer dart? So they're just out? It incapacitates it, so then you can drag it into a cattle trailer, and now you've got them.

What's in the tranquilizer? Animal tranquilizer stuff that you get in the vet. You go to the vet. Oh, all right. This is actually a good way for this to go i remember thinking at the time wow that was easy to get we went to the vet our local dog vet and hey we need to tranquilize a bull and he says how much does the bull weigh? 900 pounds. About 30 dogs. I'd be like, my bull's like 205.

Okay, I'm lying. He's 207. He's had too much cake. She took a big brown vial and drew out however much in a syringe, put the fucking cap on the syringe, handed it to us, charged us some paltry fee, and we went home and loaded up the dart gun. And the way the dart gun works,

it uses CO2. It looks like a firearm shoots a dart with that puffy, fluffy shit on the tail. But when it hits the impact, the syringe goes into the target and then there's this slam fire. I think it was a two Oh nine primer, which is what 12 gauge shotgun shells use. And that's used to pop fire the plunger forward and like might have even been a

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Xylazine. And it is a problem for humans. You do not want to use it. I was going to say, this is like a horror. I think I saw this in a serial killer horror movie where they go and ask... I think it was Dexter, actually. The new season of Dexter where he goes to the local vet

and says he's got some goats he needs to tranquilize and he gets the shit to fucking sedate the human beings and kill them. And I'm like, nobody's going to ask questions. If you've got like 10 goats, you're in the middle of bumfuck nowhere. Let me put this out there because it was interesting to me one it's 10 to 20 times more powerful on humans so you think what is a dose like i'm sorry what is a bolt 10

humans maybe 2 000 versus 200 pounds five humans five humans yeah yeah but with this stuff being 10 to 20 times more powerful it's 50 to 100 times the dose that you would want on you and you might want to chill it is apparently the effect is not too far from heroin ish and like an opioid type thing yeah but narcan doesn't work on it so if you od you're just fucked like there's nothing they can do to help you it is it is not one of the fun drugs it is a problem counterpoint i think it's just all about how you use it i what i would do is i'd take a drop of it and put it on my finger and just rub it into my gum that'd be my starter dough like let's just see let's see it see how this feels and uh and work our way up from there you know you could dilute it down yeah i can do

basic math we'll just keep dividing all right. 20 times? We'll divide by 20. We'll figure it out. I probably just wouldn't want to inject anything I got from a veterinarian in general. Seems like you could use real heroin and at least Narcan's there for you. Or fentanyl. I want that liquid morphine

that that lesbian chick from From had. If I'm going to inject something into my body, I really need it to be pharmaceutical grade. She just drank it on the show. She did, which would have been fine. But, you know, I like opiates. I've always tried to stay away from them because every time I've been prescribed them,

I really dug it. That codeine syrup I had that time and that Tylenol 3 is like the weakest opiate you can get. It's part Tylenol and part, I think it's part codeine syrup I had that time and that Tylenol three is like the weakest opiate you can get. It's part Tylenol and part, I think it's part coding. I think they use coding these pills that they gave me for my wisdom teeth. I loved it.

Get a little bit itchy, but also just feel warm all over. Like you've had one drink of alcohol and just kind of easy going and light. I like it. I'm not going to lie. I've been taking, I've been, no, sorry oh sorry i was gonna say i've been taking my dog's anti antibiotics for years when they prescribe him something for like an infection or he's gotta get something done like if they give him uh like

a box of psyllin i save that shit and i take it if i get like an infection and it works yeah yeah yeah for sure i know woody probably knows better than anyone that um fish tank cleaner right it's some sort of uh antibiotic yeah i just used it uh an antibiotic on my fish tank a week and a half ago yeah um yeah so it's in there i don't know if it has other shit in there that i wouldn't want or if it's pure it's not pharmaceutical grade i would guess but it isn't antibiotic uh yeah i i bet there's instructions on online for how to take what's in that bag and make it a treatment for an infection or a wound or something i'm sure that exists i don't know what you'd do erythromycin i think i i'm close

on that yeah i think we give that to chickens. We give it to... I gave it to my... Actually, I was growing the wrong kind of algae, and I nuked it with that shit. Isn't that an antler? Yeah, we're talking about fish tank antibiotics for human use, because Blametree's using his dog's pills. Yeah.

Makes it sound like I'm on drugs, but no, I take... I'll take... I'll keep as a monster. He keeps beating the dog. he keeps beating the dog he's taking it he's hurt again another car hit him I need that mox god damn Bruno has a Xanax problem yeah I took dog antibiotics like a year and a half ago so this this is how it goes down I've had strep throat a million times i can self diagnose strep throat effectively right i'm no doctor but you know the deal you probably have a malady or something that you know so i'm like this is strep throat i know what strep throat is like but our health care system such a pain in the ass it really is and we've got the dogs you

know whatever mithraicin or whatever it is in the in the pantry so i took it i started to feel better and i think i made a joke about it on my facebook pages a while ago and there's a paramotor pilot who is a doctor a real life doctor from england and he's like strep throat gets misdiagnosed all the time and by taking this you're like creating super viruses or something like that you shouldn't take it you don't have strep throat just let it pass and i was like okay so i stopped taking it and then it came back and it was terrible and i just happened to go to the beach where there were no doctors on the weekends because the outer banks is like sparsely populated

and there were no there weren't any doctors for hours around at this beach house I rented. I had to suffer through until Monday when the doctors finally came back to work. They gave me a shot and a pill and a test for COVID and strep. I only had strep. I took the shot. It was bad enough that it didn't immediately

make it better. I started taking pills a day or two later. Then I started turning around and beat the strep throat. Cool. Then I tell the story and he's like, I still don't think it was strep. I was like, what? The antibiotics fixed it. Then I stopped taking them. It came back. Then I got

tested for strep. Then I took antibiotics. Every indication is that it's strep. You're just going off your you're not my doctor anymore. I am not going to talk to random paramotors with it. I wouldn't fucking trust that guy. Maybe don't get your health advice from Facebook. You know, when you say it, it sounds stupid.

You say this doctor from another country that you spoke to from Facebook who's a paramotor pilot. I'm not trusting this guy. PhD in history. It sounds like you got catfished by a doctor. This guy's cool.

He's seemingly very financially successful. You can just see what people's hobbies are on Facebook. This guy's like, you know what? I think I'd like to just give up my day job, buy a four-wheel drive RV and take it through

Africa and cure the people. So that's like what he did for a couple of years. Just for the life experience. You drive around Africa and he's like, how are you doing? You're like, we are so hungry. All right, well, that's not why I'm here.

So you don't work. You come to us and you show us the amoxicillin and you do not bring sandwiches. The amoxicillin, throw it out. Just kidding. I think that's really cool. If I was a doctor... Hey Africans, you don't need that. My friend on Facebook told me.

Yeah, I don't know. You have to see the RV. It looked like a military vehicle or something. Like with the big tires and the grr it was cool and it's not like i did that not the africa thing but i did the like uh overlanding and like camping and traveling in my car for about a month and um it is very difficult not not um for one i smelled terrible all the time i didn't do any truck stop showers but for two uh i was with

my dog and like when you have to account for someone else like a wife or a child especially or a dog whatever it's like fucking so much more work than just if you're at home and then they get their shit already here um it was fun but i'd probably get a dog sitter next time and just like do it solo what do you think's more work a a wife or a dog? On a trip. On a trip? It depends on the wife, man. The dogs are going to be pretty stable. It depends on the dog as well.

Yeah, some dogs are really weenies. There's some really well-behaved and some really badly behaved dogs. I would hate to take my dog on a trip. He's so in my face. He's got to be right fucking here. He's gotta be right fucking here he's behind that door he's sitting behind that door does he wait there like after for the whole show that's so sweet if i open the door he would be lying under this desk with his head on my foot like he's gotta be in my pocket or he gets upset i was training him going what like i had training him going? What? Training him like...

Not like crazy stuff, just like sit, stand. He already breathes and eats. The training's complete. He usually comes when I say his name enough times. You haven't done sit or shake or stay? No. No.

But he really... They say the best time to start that is when they're an adult yeah yeah um you know i don't really need him to sit or stay anything he he's a he's a free man he's not one of these he has his balls still right he does he does probably need to to get that remedy i left him i didn't because i wanted him to have full use of his testosterone so he could be as big of a boy as he was going to be. But he's almost a year old now. It's probably coming up on time to take care of that.

He's so fuzzy, but his balls are bald. It's really obscene. He's got these big fucking hangers back there, and they're pink and shiny, and it's just, there's no hair on them, and it's just obscene. no hair on them, and it's just absurd. I don't even like looking at it anymore.

He'll back up to me to sit down next to me, and I'm like, whoa! All right, Jesus. They're bigger than mine. They're huge. Huge. Great Dane have giant balls. Great Danes have, yeah, big sex.

Chimps have gigantic balls. Do they? balls great dates have yeah big big sex fucking but they gotta go but if nothing else gigantic balls do they yeah they have little dicks right little tiny penises and gigantic balls i read about chimps and gorillas fighting in the wild the chimps won yeah the numbers make sense yeah oh you knew this i forgot taylor's a subject matter expert on primates. He's the chip man. He's the chip man. They were just like 12v4.

Would you call them a proctologist? A primatologist. A primatologist. But yeah, they'd like 12v4. These big silverback gorillas just like throwing chimps out of the way but they just number them and they were at war for a long time

shredder style claw on the gorilla so that he can slash like if he had a weapon Freddy Cougar that that is such a cool idea I love it I was just picturing that I think the gorilla really has

actually I don't know because if it's like 12 v3 or whatever you said armor like armor right we're gonna chimps are so are so effective at like going for breaking fingers blinding you like like guaranteed within a couple seconds of those chimps like getting on the gorilla the gorilla was blind. It was having its face ripped off. The gorillas were getting some kills. It'd start 12v4 and it would end 4v9. It's like that hyena versus...

How have I not seen this? It wasn't a video. It was an article. It happened over the course of years. It wasn't a one-time conflict. It was a war. Yeah. You know about this too. There was an ongoing war between chimps and gorillas. I know chimps are smarter, but

gorillas are not stupid in the world of animals. Chimps are smarter than gorillas? Yeah. I think chimps are the smartest animal. They're smarter than dolphins. They're smarter than everything but us. I believe so. We talked about their short-term memory shit.

It's better than any person's. Yeah, they do that twist it, bop it, squeeze it game, and they're so goddamn good. I can do six levels in. They're going 12 deep. The internet has chimps at third. I'm going to make a sub that you control to bop it. Yeah.

Bop it. Twist it. Sink it. No! S twist it sink it pop it is a summary control is my favorite sinking too quickly pop it pull it says the 19 year old passenger on the submersible um didn't want to go and was terrified but agreed to do it for his dad on father's day no dude that is that is sincerely heartbreaking that's that's shitty yeah that's yeah what about that one guy though whose stepdad was down there and he was like at blink 182 just like hey i'm all about the blink that's all i know they were like dude your father's at the bottom of the atlantic

why aren't you there you know blink 182 has been there for me throughout my life through some hard times i think the best place for me right now is with the blink and it's a picture of him giving the most awkward smile at the concert oh it's great he's just a chubby white guy it's like one of those full body awkward pictures that you took in high school it's it's great but yeah dad's at the stepdad i guess at the bottom of the atlantic and why was there ever like why did everybody agree to pretend these people have been alive this long? These people have obviously been dead for days.

I wasn't pretending. I heard the tapping stories and believed it. The tapping thing, I don't get it. Turns out it was never true. There's probably some dolphin clicking. Something happening in the sea. Sound carries so far in water and all that like you know they detected it but

like the fact that like all i had to do is watch that one video of the dude talking about it where he's like so the window is rated for 1500 meters and it's like and they were at 10 000 it's like oh they're dead like they they're so far past dead they were but you're assuming that that was the problem when it's been down there many times before and that window held up yeah it's yeah they've made the trip before with that window and it's been fine the the prop it could have easily been like their bluetooth quit working and were out of contact and they they can't like pop their ballast and surface or that they got caught in an under, their fans turned off and the current pulled them down

and now they're at the surface three miles away in their watercolor boat. The thing is that he was lying about having done that like all the way down by the Titanic before. They had never done that. Are you sure? Because I've seen videos of them down there. Who's down there? Not in that bullshit little thing they're in a real

awesome submarine when they're down there and it's got arms and it's it's gabe newell's in it guys just wait for the netflix adaptation you're right you're right it'll tell us everything we need to know you know the tiger king said that he would not pardon donald trump since donald didn't pardon him when he had to do that and i hope he stands by that you know what trump fucked himself no one to blame but himself he should have pardoned the time what was he even in trouble for something like it was trying to kill carol baskins yeah he was he tried to hire an assassin to kill carol baskins and he also like it kind of got swooped over a bit like he was not good to those tigers like he did not seem like he was treating those animals like they didn't have

enough space they they're eating old fucking like fired meat all day that's i didn't mind any of that i thought his tigers were as well if not better treated than any of the tigers on the show i didn't think carol baskins tigers were particularly in, if not better treated than any of the tigers on the show. I didn't think Carole Baskin's tigers were particularly in a paradise or anything. And that one guy with the pussy cult, bad motherfucker, Doc something, okay? He's like, I turn tiger cubs

into pussy and power. Oh, and I ride an elephant in the subdivision of houses I own. I'm Doc Pussy Master Ellis or whatever his name was. the guy is cool they should make a show about him my my girlfriend is cool living hunter by that scumbag and i'm like yeah piece of shit yeah i wouldn't want to meet him fucking nazi i'd hate to sit down with him for an hour take notes about look at him with you know what they say if you're offered that must suck

if you're offered five million dollars or a chance to pick that guy's brain you know what they say if you're offered that must suck if you're offered five million dollars or a chance to pick that guy's brain you know you have to pick i'll take the cash and you'll use that knowledge to make i don't think he had i mean like those retards on twitter and but but there were some interesting things that came out later i guess when they went to the tiger king. This is the main guy. The Tiger King's home there. They found these things in his attic that were essentially

taxidermied lions that you could get inside of and be fucked. So he had made a furry suit. Like a furry suit? Made out of an actual lion switch makes those so he he does and so you it would be like uh i think there was a greek story

where the the lady got inside of the fake horse thing so the horse would fuck her and then uh and then and then she get and then her son was um what's the Minotaur? Then she gave birth to the Minotaur, and the king put the Minotaur down in the, what's it called? Labyrinth. Labyrinth, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, that's the story. But in this case, the Tiger King was at it. So he was pulling a King Minus, essentially,

and he had these tiger fuck forms. So it's kind of weird that he's sexualizing the tigers. But I liked that guy. The worst thing that he did, if you ask me, was when he clearly burnt all those crocodilians for the insurance money, destroying a lot of what was probably evidence against him on camera. Yeah.

We never got... There's nothing wrong with killing reptiles. I don't know. I kind of feel bad that they like that they died in there they've had their time man they've had their time and they don't even have the capacity to like that one barely real that one boyfriend he's like my crocodilians all those missing teeth i've never seen a docu docu-series, or whatever, that did such a perfect job of, at the end of every episode, instead of

a cliffhanger, they did, like, the opposite. They were like, here's an amazing new thing you can't even believe that happened then. People would die at the end of episodes. You'd be like, what? He just died in front of us. Fuck, play episode 7.

Go, go. Or you see, like, it's like, oh my god, they panned down. That bitch hasn't had an arm the whole time. he just died in front of us fucking play episode 7 go go or you see like it's like oh my god they panned down that bitch hasn't had an arm the whole time her arm got bitten off at the end of an episode and you're like holy shit she's not nearly pissed off enough about it she didn't give a fuck dude

do you remember the details of that she had an opportunity to keep the arm but she was worried that it would bring bad press towards the Tiger King, and she was worried that she wouldn't get back to work soon enough. So she just amputated the arm so she could get back in the game. Yep. That's insane. I think she identifies as a man.

Oh, I didn't mean to misgender her. Of course not. Well, we're talking about the arm thing. Oh, it was a lady arm. But I was using all the pronouns. It was. Yeah. Well, the arm. Yeah, that's insane. We haven't gendered the arm yet, but

the gentleman lost it. We don't have access to that level of science. My whole take on this thing is I just don't want to be a dick to anybody. If she wants to... If he wants to be called man, whatever name it i'm in yeah i don't care and i do remember her him her at the time being more tomboy on the show yeah yeah i like when it's got to be a real one though you lose your career and go to jail if you don't play sign if it zims then you're gonna have

to be okay with me fucking that up because i know you can't you can't make to sign. If it's Zim's, then you're going to have to be okay with me fucking that up. You can't make up new pronouns that aren't already in our language. That's a dick move. Most people just went with they. If they don't want to go by him or her. Nobody wants it, don't do that. It often is, though.

It often is. It's not grammatically correct. Okay. And if someone's standing next to me, I'm not going to say they about them or he or she. Anyway, I'm going to say Steve or Susie. That's the thing about the South is it's ingrained into me from a young fucking age to say, like, sir and ma'am. You know, like, if you open the door for somebody or they open the door for you, I go, thank you, ma'am. Thank you, sir. Whatever.

If someone left their umbrella in the store, it'd be like, they left their umbrella here. We should tell them. Which sounds like plural, but it's singular because sometimes that's grammatically correct too. I'm not saying

the way my brain is saying it. It's not saying them it's saying m e m like apostrophe e m oh someone should tell him i should tell him yeah and what i read what i'm shortening is him i'm not i should what i mean is i'll tell him i should tell somebody should tell him but we say tell him tell Tell him. Sort it all together. The thing I said is right too, and when I first heard it, it kind of opened my eyes. Like, oh, they left their umbrella here. Someone should tell them.

Or tell them. It's sometimes used singular. What if two people leave? Where did they go? Yeah. Who? Who are you talking about? Them. Them. I'm talking about them.

You mean the group of people that just left no people them now it's confusing yeah i whatever the odd looking dude over there the one with the kids he's reading a story should all be should all be assigned numbers and we're all numbers that none over there with the goatee them them. The one of the double O's, Kevin. The person I'm trying not to make eye contact with because they're dressed like a fucking haunted house actor. Yeah, it's something that like here in like, you know, bumfuck North Carolina,

like nobody gives a shit. But if I go to California or something, like, you know, LA, I will get canceled within a day saying like, thank you, ma'am, for someone opening a door for me. If they even do that. I don't think people in real life are all that uptight about it. They're just uptight online. I think you're right.

Whenever I meet someone that's like that, I'll ask people, like, hey, what do you want me to fucking call you? My funniest answer is what Ava said. That is a rude way to ask someone's name. What do you want me to fucking call you's name well my name's adam thank you i'm gonna be working here soon so what the fuck do i call you hey pussy oh you want to go ahead I have identified as a faggot That was my favorite Are you they them she her me him What's up man I want to call you the right thing

Cause you know you're wearing eye shadow And you got like a Fucking spaghetti strap Your dick's out Leaking pre-cum everywhere You're leaking I can tell you're a band I'm a F slur That was beautiful everywhere you're leaking i can tell you're a band he was just yeah i'm a f slur that was beautiful i love that yeah yeah i yeah people that you know if they

go by different pronouns i'll be like wait me to call you and they're like f you know i go by he him she they them whatever he she her they then like whatever jim jim my i'll tell you what i wouldn't do if i saw a dude who was trying real hard to look like a lady and failing terribly i wouldn't say i would maybe i'm not gonna be like yes ma'am yeah because he's got because he's got like a thicker beard than me that's like the game stop clip of the guy in the game stop and he's like excuse me it's ma'am or whatever because the guy keeps calling oh yes and he's like you're gonna fuck with me today it looks like i'm a lady watch how i behave as a woman you know how women get mad at game stop and start throwing all the games all the time have you ever seen that um who's the jewish uh

conservative speaker? Ben Shapiro. Have you ever seen Ben Shapiro get threatened by that big bitch on stage? Yeah. He's a trans woman and she is very large next to him and she doesn't like

what he's saying and she says something like you might not make it home tonight or I'm how about I see you in the parking lot and he's like it's not a very professional thing to say in a setting why would you say something like that Jesus Christ all that clip it's like she takes her

hand and like grabs the back of like Ben Shapiro's neck and he's like this what are you doing she's a six footer she's would have pummeled He's like, what are you doing? She's a six footer. She would have pummeled Benny boy in a fight. Yeah.

I can't think about Ben Shapiro. Anytime he comes up, I always remember what his sister looks like. And I go down a different rabbit hole. I never learn anything about his politics at all because i always just zero in on that sister my god they're obscenely large like they're they're baffling some women have breasts she gets a reduction oh my god don't look at this she's got him oh you can but the hand is on like that's the other side of his shoulder. She's pulling him in close. She's got a very strong jaw.

She has more mass than he does. And a headbutt him with that big brow of hers. Gonna take him down. That thick feminine skull. I wore a wig as a joke for Halloween or something uh yeah back in october and she looks kind of like me when i shave yeah i bet you make a pretty lady yeah me but you've got that brow too like no i got that caveman yeah i'm seeing you don't have

a very feminine jaw you have a super angular face though like like like you'd be the most handsome frankenstein ever for halloween that's the move i would be giga chadette yeah dude i can't believe giga chad's a real guy right i mean he's not real he's photoshopped he's mostly real but if you see pictures of him for real it's like yeah it's not all photoshopped like that guy's really enormous i thought he was wildly photoshopped well whenever you see him he looks like in the giga chad photos yes like that's sometimes he has 16 abs yes sometimes he has like two other torsos that become other arms that's so funny i've seen him like i don't know if it's true but i saw that this funny post online that's like giga chad's a real man named

slavov ziziz in eastern europe and he refuses to do interviews and he does not know what a podcast is shit he's more real than i thought his name is oh you guys seeing him to show the show the real quad his quad the real guy looks bigger than his waist yeah it is yeah his arm looks close that is in a every he is so well developed everywhere that's so just when when i saw him he was in a video driving like with a girl in their passenger seat or something i've seen that yeah oh have you and in that situation he didn't look i thought it was way more overblown than it really is you know but when you see him with the lighting and the pump and everything probably a cut he's outrageous yeah that's probably the best meme to be oh my gosh yeah What could be better? Yeah. Poor fucking.

Remember like 12, 14 years ago when all the memes were just like literal image macros. Yeah. Just like fucking bad luck, Brian or some shit. I like that. Like, uh,

it was that or like the, the weird fucking storyboards. I like stalker girlfriend. Yeah. That was a good one. Stalker girlfriend. Yeah. The one who did the Justin Bieber song?

She's kind of pretty. I have no idea. I don't know anything about that. It's Rebecca. That's Rebecca Black, right? That's the whole thing. She's like a celebrity whose dad was a millionaire and spent like five mil to make her a music video with some celebrities.

It is Stalker Girlfriend. That's who we're talking about. She got famous by Overly Attached Girlfriend. That's who we're talking about. She got famous by Overly Attached Girlfriend. That's it. She did a version of a Justin Bieber parody and he picked her as the winner. That's how she got famous.

Cool. I didn't know that. I saw this whole montage of adult women being rapey to young Justin Bieber.ieber just grab him recoiling as they grab him and like young as in like pre underage yeah okay yeah like that's not good like that's coming at him ellen has him on and shows the picture of him being paparazzi nude like she's like look at you here with your dick out. How'd that make you feel? And it's just like, what is your fucking problem? I wish he'd had a fucking fake of her.

That happened on Ellen? Yeah, I wish he'd had a deep fake of her fucking butt. That's an edgier show than I thought it was. I didn't know Ellen was putting people on blast. Ellen's just turned into Springer. Yeah. Straight up. Who, James Carden?

Do I have his name right? I don't know who that is. James Carden. He did Carpool Karaoke. Oh, the chubby British guy. Yeah. Corden. Corden, maybe.

Anyway, he also asked him about that picture. Now, for the record, Justin Bieber is like hanging dong in that picture, at least the version I saw. And, uh, James Carden asked him about it and he's like oh it's embarrassing you know because of the shrinkage and he's like get the hell out of here there's no shrinkage in that picture because it was a good line there's he's got a he's got a play up a joke because he's on a show and they're like here's your penis that's that's funny you just wish he would be like i'd appreciate if you didn't talk about my sexual trauma

and the crimes that were committed against me because that's what they were. I would think you wouldn't laugh about that. But here I am. And look at you all laughing at me and how I was made into a victim by these people. And that's why I brought a special thing. He calls a joker and just takes court now.

This is why I like Justin is why your dick's out and you're laughing yes he did something not to that effect pulling a gun out but uh these these fan girls showed up this was kind of recent these fan girls showed up at like his house or his apartment or something yeah and they're like uh hey we just want to like get an autograph and like a hug and he just goes, no. No, I'm not going to do that because you're at my house. This is my fucking space. Can't be in my space.

Sorry. And he just leaves. And I'm like, damn. They won't fucking do that again. I saw him doing that to paparazzi, too. And it was like, hey, did you guys get your pictures yet? How many pictures do you need? And they have like 150 so far. He's like, I'm just getting into my car.

Do you have your pics yet? And he seemed really reasonable and made the paparazzi seem unreasonable. He's not mean, but he's like stern, yeah. He didn't have to do a takedown like Kyle Sitchett. I think they were both in on it, and he wanted to lay that joke out. No, he has to defend himself, and he has to play the role of the, I'm a cool, sexy guy who doesn't mind you seeing my big dong because if he were to play the victim

then he wouldn't be, he can't. He's not allowed to have that role. Yeah. I don't think James would have asked the question if it wasn't pre-approved, but maybe I'm naive. I just don't think that the two are

treated the same ever. The sexual assault on a man versus a woman. Oh, they're not. Yeah. No, I actually got when I was younger, like 21. There was a girl that was, I mean, I don't know how else to describe it other than she was rapey at a party. I kept saying, no, I'm not interested. I'm not interested.

At one point, she got on my lap at the party and I'm like, you better get off or I'm just going to stand up and you're going to fall on the floor. She didn't, so I dumped her on the fucking floor. That does happen and it's not taken seriously because we're stronger. One of my favorite types

of video is the police activity videos where you've got like a privileged lady and she doesn't realize that cops will beat up women and nobody can do anything about it and it's great it's great because they just slam these ladies on the concrete and they're like you just have a girl yes you are. Stop resisting. Yeah. Stop resisting. Give me your hand. They're fucking tasing them pepper spray. I love when they pepper spray. I love it when they, like the perp I'll call him, is like, don't touch me.

Don't touch. Keep your hands to yourself, to like a cop. And it's like, no, you don't. This isn't the bar. This isn't high school. You can't just tell a cop, like, you've forbidden him from touching your person. Yeah. I am a sea vessel, and you are not my admiral.

I will respond only to my admiral. Excuse me, I'm the sub guy? Get out of here. That would be the best cop ever. Like an improv cop who gets up there and they're like, I am a seafaring vessel on my way to two distinct points that are not defined as property from the United States. And the cop can just be like,

Sailor, you stand at attention when being addressed by your admiral. You will exit this seafaring vehicle, sir, and you will show me how you have kept it clean. This is not up! He puts on a white glove, and he's, like, touching his cup holder. Like, this is not what we do in the Navy, sir! Barnacles!

I'd love to see the cop. To the brig with you! The cop needs to start rotating. I am a lighthouse. I am a lighthouse. You will go in this car. Giving out directions. Yeah. I am a secret naval police the police in my town are so fucking chill i said this is the funniest thing i swear to god this is

sounds made up it's true uh i was at a grocery store i think it was last year around december and um i see a bunch of cop cars and it was a group of policemen in the parking lot. I'm thinking they got somebody. They got some big drug bust. They're arresting somebody. Something's going down. I kind of do a little drive-by and I pull up on them. Just see what they're doing.

Swear to fucking God, right hand of God, they're out there playing jacks in the street. They're playing jacks in the fucking parking lot. That's how safe it is? Yeah. Yeah. There's nothing really to do. There's the occasional meth lab, but like, you know. That happens. A little bit of domestic abuse, but you know.

It's the South. This girl in my high school almost died because two houses down from her, I believe it was, was a meth lab and it exploded. And it destroyed like the roofs and part of the houses on both sides of them and she had to stay in a hotel for

weeks because pieces of house just came through her roof. That's cool. Yeah, it's a very Midwest thing. Every now and then you see a house explode. Those are cool videos. Like a gas leak. And she did not live in an area I thought was meth was a meth

threat like so i think that's maybe why they chose it then because it's like you know they don't i think you're right there must be more of these meth labs out there than we know i'm sure there's a meth lab in my neighborhood i would i would is meth on the up is meth pop is it continuing to grow is it stagnated i don't really keep up with it but um yeah don't have my finger on the pulse of yeah i i would say it's probably as popular as ever you know um never done meth i would it's basically like the stronger version of crack right you know there was an edible i took one time that was like a homemade edible by someone that eventually got put into like a rehab thing for meth and this edible fucked me up like my teeth

itched that could have been meth it was a brownie so crunchy yeah it was weird I got home and I'm like man I don't feel a fucking thing like at the you know when I took it like an hour after I'm like I don't feel a fucking thing drive home park my car and I'm just like

my teeth fucking itch, dude. How do I scratch my teeth? I just don't want to be up for that long. The thing about meth, I'm sure, I used to take Adderall. I don't want to be up all day and all night and not be able to sleep.

You see those people who take apart electronics and stuff because they're just looking for something to do and they're all hyped up and shit. Fuck, did you take that old tube television apart? That thing's holding a charge. I gotta fix it. I gotta fix this CRT TV.

CRT. Cathode ray tube. I have to get in there and fix it. Have you been watching the Ukrainian war like it's Call of Duty like I have? No, not usually. No, I read about it occasionally. He plays regular Call of Duty.

You get on the combat footage subreddit or the Ukraine video report 2022 subreddit or the Ukraine report subreddit or the Ukraine subreddit. Just war. They are going to war over there and it's every aspect of war. You can see,

they have these drones in the ocean that are like a jet ski that barely sticks above the water with a camera and a bomb on it. And they drive them into boats and you've got onboard video, just like a call of duty kill street. Oh, cool. They're flying over with drones, dropping all sorts of ordinance right on the people.

I saw a sniper. He was on top of a water tower, just like Battlefield. You know how you go prone on those things? They've got a thermal drone. They drop an explosive and just turn him into bits. Recently, all of this is on Reddit and YouTube.

It didn't go on long enough, but I would imagine it punched a hole in the top of it. You know? And then this recently there was a special forces raid in a Russian trench where they are. They are feet away. They're close enough to stab them if they had a bayonet. And one of the guys they killed was so close that they're like, hey, that's that's the Russian propaganda guy. Here's his Twitter. This is him. They recognize the guy was famous.

He went and killed a Russian YouTuber in the fucking trench. It was insane. Their close range was suppressed. He was terrible at war, too. He was bad at war. I couldn't get it. So imagine a trench in a T shape. This guy was walking past the T, and he never checked his left. I couldn't get it. So there's, imagine one trench in a T shape.

This guy was walking past the T and he never checked his left. He just, and you know, there's Ukrainians sitting there. They shot him like a lot, six, eight times. Yeah. And who doesn't look left?

I look left. If I'm walking like past my daughter's, I look, I look left and right when I exit my house. Yeah. That sounded creepy. She doesn't, it's an empty room but you know i don't just not check the doors when i walk by yeah i'll tell you where i didn't look left and it was every time you walk past somebody else's cell

uh dude i had that hardwired because when you see movement you you want to turn your head toward it you just got to look forward and sort of down and know there's going to be movement nothing bad necessarily but it's either side left and right you're walking past cells and it's just like let's not invade anybody's privacy this is all they have this is their house don't look in don't look in there because they could be jerking off there's a whole procedure to jerk off i was told i didn't i didn't feel the need i was a little terrified not very horny but like i think you're supposed to turn against the wall and make this like blanket fort that you that you hang up with with uh

clothespins or whatever and have a whole jerk session where you look into the wall uh you can't be looking in there though you never know what you might see or what them they might think you saw you might have just glanced up and not even seen the thing that they think you saw but now you gotta go yeah that's that's the secret you didn't want to know perhaps now it's just you and me who know so if anything happens i know you've told and you're like what oh i don't like this game at all. They could find out any number of ways. You're already talking about telling, huh? No one rats out Stabby McStabberson. Stabby McStabby pants is a problem.

Now, the only thing I've seen from the, like the Ukraine war was this recent video of, I think it was, it was Putin just telling a woman to shut the fuck up during the Russian national anthem in a nice way. He just went like he just went like like that because she was talking during it that's all i've seen really that's crazy as fuck i wouldn't say a word during any anthem in front of the leader of that country right yeah i'm not gonna maybe you wouldn't even disrespect justin trudeau and and he's as milquetoast as well i mean no country with an army yeah yeah

the ukrainian war is tricky i follow it every single day and the counter-offensive expectations were set so high in the fall they were rushing forward at like 15 30 miles an hour and the russians were retreating as quickly as they could. And every time they stopped retreating, the Ukrainians caught up to them and they had to run again because they weren't dug in. This time they are dug in as fuck. And the Ukrainians haven't even reached the really fortified defenses yet when they're just slowly going forward. And it was pretty neat. If you're pro-Ukrainian like me, they're like, all right, they're losing Bakhmut.

But they have like a 10 to 1 KD ratio. This is great. They're just – Russians are losing like 100 tanks on a bad day, 30 tanks on a good day, hundreds of soldiers every single day. This is going terrific. Well, it turns out being on defense, they're camping. Of course, their KD is high. Now that they're the ones rushing, their Russian KD is

the high one, and it doesn't feel good anymore. That's what I read. Anyway, they're struggling to get their country back. They said the Russians were losing 600 men a day. I've heard that. Yeah.

The United States. Yeah. And there's also, I think, the British issue, like a near daily intelligence report that kind of backs that up. Which is true. The British have their own bone with Russia, clearly. And I like seeing them go. They don't need Biden to be like, come on, a little more.

They're like, how about we just send something real scary? about that oh you're gonna blow up london hmm 50 more million of rockets yeah what is it is it a storm shadow is that what they gave them yeah yeah it's funny the americans are like i don't know if i approve on these direct attacks towards russia with the high mars we gave you and british people are like yeah well we absolutely fucking approve with if you take your storm shadows and hit whatever you think is good yeah and they do they got their things are neat i read that they um so it's like a thousand pound stealth cruise missile but i guess it um it can vary its speed so it can come in slower or faster to confuse their defenses.

I guess if you had a missile that always went 1,000 miles per hour, just for easy math, you could program it. Anything you see that's 1,000 miles per hour, intercept that. They could just dial it down if they want, maybe come in slow like a pitcher throwing a changeup. But when those things blow up, it's huge. And they're hitting those ammo stashes. I keep seeing them hit recruitment centers and like ammo stashes and barracks behind enemy lines. And the explosions are colossal.

Yeah, sometimes in Russia proper, what even the most staunch Ukrainian would still. That was Russia, Russia, Russia. Yeah. But yeah, when they hit the funny stuff, I guess, again, funny if you're pro-Ukrainian. It just seems so weird how they've got these colonels up on the front line giving a pep rally. And they have like 200 guys waiting for them to show up. And they'll blow them all up. Or they'll find out where these guys are sleeping and blow up their barracks.

Can you imagine you're doing some stupid shit? They put their barracks next to their ammo depot. In the basement! It was in the basement! So they blew up the ammo depot and got 600 kills with it. You gotta be careful with your ammo depot.

Don't sleep on your dynamite. That's Woody's war advice. I would want to be so far from the rockets when I slept. That seems like really good, sound war planning. It's like, where do the soldiers sleep? Not on the rockets. Somebody's got to guard them, Taylor. Goddamn, General Taylor's a genius.

He's going to save us tens of thousands of lives by moving the cots 60 yards that way. I saw some footage of the United States Bradley. It's like an infantry fighting vehicle, and it's got this 25-millimeter, I'm pretty sure 25-millimeter cannon, semi-automatic cannon on the top, and when it hits, it explodes.

It's a high-explosive round, and it's just like and they've got thermal in there so they can see the button anytime anybody peeks up oh that's the best part the thermal sniper videos have you seen the thermal sniper videos oh yeah that's cheating i remember thermal from mw2 and the reason on it was because it was too good. I saw a double headshot. I saw a double thermal headshot. And he waited for it, clearly. You saw him go at?

Yes. Two Russians are goofing around, and this guy has the crosshairs on him for 30, 40 seconds until they cross. And he drops them both. It was insane. And, again, you see their body heat, so they're glowing white. There's no way to miss them there's one where they got russians are trying to run from one point to

another and he's just tracking them through the darkness and i'm sure he has a can't really tell but he's got a suppressor so they can't tell where the fuck he is they're just running around and and it's just like tarkov that he's shooting at anything that glows white just pink pink pink pink and they're trying to hide they don't know how they're getting shot it's four or five kills does that sound right four or five at a time yeah yeah yeah i may have seen that same footage and it's crazy and i didn't put it together that they don't know where the shots are coming from because i'm like why are you still there what you saw your friend drop like you need to get out of the line of fire but as

far as he's concerned he probably can't even like echo there's no way the shot came from no way to know if you never heard a gun in the woods it's hard to do it directionally and uh suppressor and they're in urban environments a lot when they're doing this they're all using suppressors when they're sniping for sure that makes Anybody who's actually been geared and not just grabbed some shit. So I can imagine why he could make that mistake because you don't know where he got shot from. It's a crazy war. I think the makers of Tarkov

did a good job staying out of it because it's got to be so tempting to be looking at this war and drawing from it for their game because their game is basically the Ukraine war. It's a very similar setting. How many, if the U.S. got in a real deal boots on the ground war

with multiple countries, how many do you think we could win? I'm going to list countries and you tell me when this aggregate amount of countries so let me go first because i think the united states can beat the entire planet by themselves no um that's yeah there's a whole youtube video about it oh well never mind yeah go to um some fucking some some retard on youtube with like fucking bullshit graphics was like how, how the US can win against the whole world? Step one, be an idiot

on YouTube. Step one, be a fucking mouth-breathing retard online. I hope to God someone used us as a source in an argument that they won. No, it's that ThinkOp's Battlegrounds channel. It says here, Michelle Obama

is the hottest first wife. Hi, welcome to US is the best military on Earth channel. And here's 10 reasons why we're the best. And we could be China, Russia, England, France, Germany, South Africa, Nigeria. Counting a lot of countries that don't matter because they can't come over. Every country on Earth would buttfuck us, Nigeria. Counting a lot of countries that don't matter because they can't come over here and do anything. Every country on Earth would buttfuck us, dude. That's laughable. You should watch the video.

Wait, are we defensive or offensive? If we're playing against the whole world, we're going to be on the defensive. Okay, so how do they get us? China, land invasion. Russia has nuked. The United Kingdom has an air force France has an air force

Let's start at your first country China land invasion So they're going to pile in boats and cross the Pacific Ocean At no point will the most powerful navy Ever like We'll ignore Thank god the most powerful navy won't have other things on its plate Like Saudi Arabia and Russia and India.

What would Saudi Arabia do? How would the Saudis get here, Taylor? India, China. They have no way to get here. Yes, they do. No, they don't. We are the people who are able to land in another country with an entire army full of tanks and everything that supports them and all those battle groups. No one else does that or can do that.

Dude, a global war, we straight up don't have goods. We have no manufacturing. Like, we will not win. That's insane to think the US can win. We can beat the rest of the country. We want to shift to a wartime economy. But here's the thing that's true. We have like

11 aircraft carriers and the rest of the planet combined has what? Three? Yeah, but they're not as good as ours. And they're not as good as ours. And the Russian one and the Chinese one don't count. I think the Russian one's broken or gone. It's broken. And the Chinese one is a Russian one and it has a ramp on the end.

Now do you think that China might make a lot more if they started a war with the US? They're going to be manufacturing things while they fight us. Yes, there's a huge amount of manufacturing happening during war. You know, when the Cold War

kind of petered out, they took all those nuclear submarines, the ones that were carrying ICBMs, and they converted like half of them to missile submarines. So each of them carries 140 Tomahawk cruise missiles. They're scattered across the planet in the water. Nobody knows where.

Lately, we've been doing this thing where we surface just to freak people out. How would they have any manufacturing? How are they going to be producing new arms? And I keep going back to this. They have to get here. They have to get here. I mean, as far as manufacturing, they have more manufacturing capability than we do. I think Kyle's saying we'll quickly reverse that like we have submarines off the coast of china and we'll

take out their whatever their infrastructure their electricity best manufacturing but now we're like i don't i don't know but we invented the internet i bet we're capable of some pretty good technological we don't we don't make most of the shit we need. We make all the, we've shifted to making a, most of our electronics. I mean, there's, you think that we get total embargoed from every other country and we are

able to fight like, no, our economy gets destroyed. Our ability to, we need to be able to make these electronics where are we getting the where are we getting these precious metals now south africa we're at war with them russia we're at war with them india we're at war with them nigeria we're at war like we we wouldn't have the broad capacity for it canada's at war with us like that everyone's at war with them Oh, no! Now we're fucked! I was just saying that. I was saying more, even Canada.

The Mounties are going to take Maine when we're distracted. To me, you just keep coming back to this situation where their missiles won't work, they can't get here, because there's no way we allow boats full of people to cross the Pacific Ocean. Hawaii's in the middle. The entire Pacific Fleet's there.

That's true. Hawaii's never been attacked. There isn't. If you took all the navies of the world, ours still wins, like way easy. They don't get to use the water. We take the water right away. The way manufacturing in wartime works is not you start a war with a net amount of stuff.

It's not World War II, Taylor. We don't need to make new planes. We're not going to be losing that many. We're here defensively. They're coming to us. We're not going to win a war against the world defensively. You have to conquer the world. We have to make them surrender.

I feel like lots of people would. Like all our wars. That's how Afghanistan and Iraq won. I guess it comes down to, in my question, I was meaning if we're taking on the world as the U.S., a win is not the U.S. maintaining itself. The win would be defeating the world. We would defeat them. They would surrender.

Oh, that's not China anymore. That's the 78th state. I think the United States would defeat the entire world,. They would surrender. Oh, that's not China anymore. That's the 78th state. I think the United States would defeat the entire world and they would surrender. Do we own their land afterwards? Or do they just say, never mind. We would be in total victory. There would be a negotiated peace, right?

They'd have to make us financially right. And there'd be some trade agreements agreed upon. It'd be whatever we allowed. Oh, shit. So you're not going for just they decide attacking was a bad idea oh it was a very bad idea well okay i guess but stopping there like one way to win the war would be for them to be like you know what we're done attacking this sucked we have so much deaths our economy's terrible let's just go back to where we were before that'd be a win

yeah i don't think we would but not in. I'm meaning like you want a more civilization win. This is like at the end of it, China is the United States. And I don't think there's any way the U.S. is strong enough to conquer the world. There's just no way. Well, the conquering thing, of course. I don't see us, our army, sweeping the globe like a video game and just being over everyone, making making a one world government under the American flag.

I don't think anybody can do that. What I'm saying is that the world all declared war on us and they had to come here and make us surrender. They couldn't. Would not made with nuclear weapons. We could all die together. But if we take nuclear weapons off the table, but let's draw actually.

Yeah. But if you take nuclear weapons off the table, I just don't think the entire world can get here you're like oh the Saudis economically they can destroy us so we go to a wartime economy and establish martial law when it's us versus the planet

there's no more economy or anything like that the federal government always does you need goods, you need funds moving around it's all federal law as soon as we go to war with the world, the dollar is destroyed because no one is trading it anymore. Why would we care what the dollar does? The dollar would be very stable because it's

traded in one place, right here in the homeland. No. All those dollars out there that were fucking up the inflation before because most of them exist outside this country wouldn't be in play anymore. I'm telling you, it's a different scenario if you're talking about the United States being defensive against the whole world.

The economy is not going to matter. There isn't an economy. It's martial law. We're working to live. We're fighting for our lives. No, there is an economy. It's about being able to import sufficient goods to keep the everyday maintenance

of complex systems moving. And when that fails, you have infrastructure problems in the homeland. It would not take that long for the US, if we're waging war across the world, to be fucked. We're not waging war across the world again. We're fighting this defensive war where they're dropping like flies as our

border getting swatted, like a bug zapper. Even so. What do we need to make? What do we need? Guns, bullets, fucking food. Alright, now you've lost. We're going to run out of guns and bullets. We're going to run out of materials.

Because we don't get everything here. What do we need? Specifically. Not oil. We're one of the biggest exporters of oil. The chips that are currently made in Taiwan. We need the chips that are made in Taiwan. We need the metals to make the chips that are currently made in taiwan we need the chips that are made in taiwan we need the metals to make the chips that are not mined in the u.s we need huge amounts of good of goods we need lithium for our electric cars we need the lithium we need that lithium uh the

sudan mine i'm just not buying it and i i don't see a scenario in which we couldn't uh go get the things we wanted by force if we wanted to. That'd be fun. You see a shipment of lithium and you just make it come here. Yeah, you just take it. Meanwhile, the rest of the world where you're not invading at the time, their economy is fine. They're able to produce and manufacture. No, they're not. I think you're underestimating how scary

the United States military is and the power that we would have economically if we disappeared from the planet and the dollar disappeared from the planet. I don't know what we could do as far as the cyber attacks, but you would imagine that we're pretty crucial to the world internet system.

I think we win. I don't think they can get us. I don't think they can get us i don't think they can get here i think defensively we win yeah i'm not afraid of the canadians there's not there's something about i watched a youtube video again taylor everybody but uh i think even taylor would agree with it it talked about how hard the u.s is to invade and part of it in fairness was that canada and Mexico are allies. But then another part of it was like, man, the way that the Mississippi River splits it makes it hard to cross. It makes it easy for us to transport goods and materials up and down

as a waterway. Apparently, the Rocky Mountains and the coast, we have geographically... The interstate highway system is built for this purpose. Geographically, we present a bigger problem than many countries get. Like Russia, for example, one of the reasons they're doing this whole Ukraine thing is they're very easy to invade from the West. And they feel vulnerable from that side. Yeah, they feel vulnerable from that side. Whereas America, assuming Mexico and Canada are our our friends very hard to invade you're right yeah like there are some countries that just are difficult to invade like iran is a good example

they're entirely surrounded by mountains i was reading like uh the u.s did like a war game like uh like prediction of what a boots on the ground war would look like in iran and they stopped the war game prediction after like two days because of how many losses america would have they're like oh this is not doable no we cannot have a land war in fucking iran yeah because iran is the papers did trump wave them around or i read a tech play sharpie to it and it made the americans much taller a lot of people think Iran is like Iraq. Or like what Iraq is now. It's like, no.

Iran's much more real deal a country than modern Iraq. I don't really know. I see both sides of it. I see they're much more westernized than you think. And they've got a great economy. And they're educated and all that stuff. And then you see it's Sharia law and

a religious government and they're kind of backwards and they hate women. And I'm like, I don't know what the truth is. I don't think they hate women over there in Iran. I think it's like a little bit of both. I think there's a little bit of misogyny going on there. Are they a burqa country?

They're definitely a hijab. Saudi Arabia has a lot of issues. I think women just got the right with the burqa company. Not burqa either. Are you thinking of hijab, not burqa? Burqa is the full outfit where you can't even see out.

No, I think that's Saudi Arabia. That's Afghanistan. Saudi Arabia is fine with a hijab where you just't even see out. No, I think that's Saudi Arabia. That's Afghanistan. Saudi Arabia is fine with a hijab. You just have the head covering. I've been watching Philip DeFranco's videos on it, but the Saudi-US relations are very poor right now.

We're apparently warming up to the Venezuelans and I see that the Saudis are cutting the oil production again, right? They're not happy with the Western countries using their strategic reserves to manipulate the price. And also, we're making a lot of oil, I'm sure, despite what Biden has done. And they're cutting production again by, I don't know, another billion barrels or something like that. Are they still threatening to sell it on the ruble and the chinese fucking dollar the one oh i i wouldn't be surprised i know we've threatened them a lot um they with their uh with their military because most of their planes are

our planes so if we cut off that part part supply part of the part of the whole thing this ukraine reason this whole ukraine thing is interesting is because there's kind of it's like android and apple right that's how the arms are in the world right now more or less there's france and korea but in apple it's android and apple and yeah there's windows phones that come from france but who gives a fuck they're not a real player that's not compatible with either of them so you the western guys in the united states we make these apple phones the the the russians they've got this fucking androids and if you're saudi arabia or india or pakistan you have to pick because you want all your shit to work together yeah and the u.s stuff tends to be really technologically advanced but maybe fragile by comparison takes a little more expertise to

maintain them and the russian stuff tends to be just sort of simple strong and durable and tough and if you would ask me three years ago which one's better i'd shrug but now they've been tested russian stuff's like the flip phone man i had a flip phone that just i said i would i would upgrade when it broke i didn't upgrade that fucking phone until 2013. And it never broke is the fucking thing. It died one time and came back to life, actually.

Sorry, Kyle. I think I threw you off your groove. No, you're perfect. But one of the things, one of the ways that the United States exerts its powers on countries is, hey, wouldn't you like a bunch of F-16s? That could be your Air Force. Our shit is good. You've seen them in action. Like, yeah, yeah, well, okay, we'll take, we can afford 200

million of them. Then a few years pass. Here's both. A few years pass and they do something we don't like. Oh, did you stop that oil vessel? Are you cutting down on your production of oil? Are you supporting this religious group that secretly funds Hamas? No more carburetors for you. No more carburetors for those F-16s. F-16s don't have carburetors. No more F-16 carburetors for you.

And they're like, whoa, whoa, whoa. These things go through a carburetor every fucking week. What are you talking about? We won't have an Air Force. I'm sure you can get some new carburetors somewhere. No! You're the only people who make carburetors for f-16s we really well i'll let that vessel go stop funding our military does like the hp inc strategy it's like oh i'm sorry does your tank not work dummy there's another part now we know which one's better now Now we know these Russian things. They're getting butt-fucked by Ukraine. Dude,

that's not supposed to happen. When your tanks are so bad that they're losing to Ukraine against our tanks or our javelins or whatever, that's a bad look. Now if I'm India, I don't want to buy the Russian stuff. It's been tested.

It's not the good stuff. It seems like American weapons manufacturers round down. I love that. What's the range on your missile? Call it 50 miles. It's 180. We saw that with the

Russians had these supersonic missiles and we had the Patriot system. And the Russians, oh, it goes like Mach five. It goes like Mach one. And we're like the Patriot. Yeah, we could probably never take out one of those, but it can. And then it gets tested and we start shooting down these supersonic missiles. And the Russian scientist, did he get executed or what the fuck?

There were two or three of them that they that they snatched up. And right after there was a night where half a dozen of those hypersonic missiles got shot down and then immediately two or three russian scientists who were on that program got locked up they said they were getting locked up because they had sold secrets to china but that might have my guess and this is just me my tom clancy brain is is, they were like, what the fuck? Dimitri said the missiles worked right. Look into him. And they found out that, oh, you've been talking to Chang over there, huh? Well, you were on my list anyway, and now he's gone.

Was that the, I think you mentioned this before, where that was the story where the scientists were lying about the capabilities of it, of like, oh, this can do this fast, it can take out this in the air, and then they test it and it can't do any of that shit. Presumably, we round down. Putin is the guy who was out there, he's been doing it for like years now,

maybe 10 years when they first came out with that missile, and he's like, in a word, it is the perfect weapon. It cannot be intercepted. It is as good a weapon as I am at Daiso-ki. Have you not seen clip? I dangle right past Alex Ovechkin. Alex Ovechkin, best player in the world. He says, I can't guard Putin.

Is there a clip of that? I would love to see a clip of like alex ovechkin like pretending like what do i what do i do oh fuck uh i drew it uh dude there there's that i love that clip of vladimir putin going in and even if you do not know hockey he does not have dangles he does not have dangles. He does not have hands. He's not toe dragging that puck. He's not whipping it about. And I watched the goalie

because as a goalie, I know why they're moving the way they do. And it was hilarious because you watch the goalie shoot so way too far over to the right for no reason at all and only even put his blade down to move backwards after the puck is like beyond saving yeah so he basically is like a an automatic door

like just allowing the puck that's just another one of those examples of why the west really is the good guys and the west really are like the more respectable team, despite the atrocities we've committed. I'll give you a parallel. I don't know. I don't know about that. The president goes out there and throws that first pitch. We all see it live. He could eat shit right there and he does it right in front of us.

He does this athletic achievement. He doesn't pretend like he's fucking bested anybody because we know we can't, but he achieved does the thing going out there and having these guys these clear professional athletes and look the crowd knows this is what they enjoy that the whenever you're an expert on something here somebody else talk about it poorly you're immediately like what are you you're wrong these are the x subject matter experts in the crowd watching vladimir putin like out skate or out shoot out anything i have another one it literally has the same vibe like fall in in between periods like in professional hockey

games sometimes they'll have like youth kids come out and like do a little scrimmage and that is what it feels like when you see putin skating on the ice it's like i if that were my skating ability and that were my puck handling and shooting ability, you could not fucking pay me to go out there and make an ass of myself that way. Like, he's not even vaguely good at hockey. Not even a little good. Not even kind of good. You know what he should do? But his ankles are bent out. He's not even skating correctly.

He should be wearing a ref's jersey, and he should come out, he should drop the puck, and then that should be his thing. That's what I'd do. Yes, that's a better way to do it. And do that good, athletic, aggressive, pushy skate off the ice, and the new ref jumps in and refs the game. That should be your moment. That's the equivalent of throwing that first pitch. But no, let me go in there and fuck them up because it's so silly.

I saw Obama play basketball against the UNC basketball team. And people don't know, maybe not American, UNC is one of the better basketball programs in college. And anyway, Obama got just abused, right? And he's like, well, you know, they're younger. And I remembered myself being better at this yeah at least it wasn't some putin thing where they let him dunk on him or whatever yeah they're literally like ask you like not hitting the ball out of a chance so he can lay it up obama got a hard time for some weird shit like the tan suit and stuff like that. In the smoking, remember?

We can't have a cigarette who smokes cigarettes. That's where I was heading. So how would you have felt if he openly smoked? Like he kept a pack in his lapel. I'm in. He pulls a cigarette case out, like fucking pops it open. He taps it twice.

Yeah, I think it makes it more relatable. Pops it in, Closes her up. And then the Secret Service agent comes over. This version of Obama rules. This is getting pretty cool. This is all after

he makes that walk to the podium to address the nation. He walks down the long hallway, comes to the podium, goes through the whole thing, lighting the podium, goes through the whole thing, lighting the cigarette, tapping it. Tonight, I approve to rape

on Osama Bin Laden's palace. That would be great! The PKA version of me wants him to flick his butt at a Fox News reporter. You heard what I said, bitch. People of America said, I don't... He's such a good talker that he could easily

do that. But the real version of me doesn't like it. I remember when Bill Clinton got the blowjob and the national dialogue became this like, is oral sex cheating? I don't know. Trump and not Trump. Clinton says

it's not. And it's a discussion we're all having. Sex. That was the discussion. I'm sorry. Is it sex? Is it sex? Yes.

Yeah, it's in the name. Clinton supposedly told Lewinsky that he only wanted her to blow him because that's not cheating. So that question was put out there in the public space. This was a thing that we never even wondered about before. It was and now we're like well i don't know this guy so the president does kind of set the national morality um so for that reason i don't want him smoking but it does i'd love it i would love him to smoke it'd be cooler he would look better i wasn't a hundred percent in on it until kyle you mentioned the part about having like a sterling silver cigarette case where he taps it twice every

time that's honest and it's it's a and it's a and it's a no filter lucky strike he got me when the secret service agent lit it for him that was the dope dope part. He only smokes off matches. If someone comes with him a lighter, he says no. It would be like the Twilight Zone or something. I refuse to. When he was introducing the story, I'm like, that's fucking cool, man.

Yeah, it is cool. Darkness, where up is down, and night is down. Hey, I just got to sit down here and rap with you for a bit. Talk with you about war in Ukraine. Everybody light up your cigarettes. Everybody pull out your cigarettes.

Pull out your Barack Obama brand cigarettes, people. Smoke them if you got them. Pull out your Barack Obama brand cigarettes, your menthols, and smoke up. I would be more accepting of an old-timey sherlock holmes pipe

like an old white man pipe oh you'd need like like taft or something to do that one you know like or like yeah even if it were just like how about this this is tasteful as fuck it's it's the it's the oval office address this is the bigger one where the country's making a new direction kind of shit or oh the meteor dest struck the pipe is sitting there tastefully smoldering you don't see I do like that I like that a lot one thing I don't want to see is I do not want to see a cigar

I don't want to see a cigar because anytime people smoke cigars it's got spit all over it it looks gross it's a little phallic as well Clinton had cigars I gotta say it's mostly the gummy spit fucking pile at the base of their lip that's like how are you not bothered by that yeah clinton's such a horn dog he would fuck monica lewinsky with those cigars and then smoke them during the day

that's disgusting he's dude that's dude my president that's my imagine being that i still consider bill clinton my president being that horny right like when you take testosterone you go through like a second puberty still I don't want pussy cigars I'm not gonna be like

one in the afternoon god I'd love to smoke honestly now that I already busted this is disgusting as soon as I came I had to throw it out I could totally see that being a good idea like during the act of sex and like the foreplay and whatever and then afterwards being like what was i thinking here's what nobody ever my cuban cigar tastes like trout here's what nobody ever mentions though the cigar a cigar is wrapped in tobacco so she'd been getting nicotine straight

into her vagina so it'd be all tingly and and like weird feeling down there and she'd been getting nicotate straight into her vagina. So it'd be all tingly and weird feeling down there. And she'd get a nicotine high from the cigar banging. I didn't think about that. I guess. From skin contact with it? Yeah, just like when you put a cigar in your mouth. You're absorbing it straight. I was actually going to ask that. So if you just chew on a cigar, you get a high from it?

Yeah. Arnold doesn't like his anymore. He hasn't lit them for like 20 years. He just eats them shoes on them it's so gross what happens does he chew it away and then spit out the slime i think he's rich enough that he like gets a new one every time they start getting a little weird but back in the you go through his movies like he's smoking his he's like i like my stogie wherever i am he was like tell me i can't lie my stogie and he's like, I light my stogie wherever I am. He would try to tell me I can light my stogie. Ha ha, I'm Arnold. And he's like lighting it inside a fucking TGI. I wish I had some impressions in my back pocket.

Someone told me in the parking lot to put it out. And so I tore his arms off. I do the ICU of St. Mary's. He's chewing on death's door. Ha ha, I light my stogie everywhere. Apparently Bill Clinton'sq is like 160 so i'm gonna go with him and i'm gonna go with him and say that nah it wasn't sex hey monica i've got a good idea and i'm smart you're gonna blow me and i'm not it's probably not 160 anymore from seeing him walk around but

could lower as you get older yeah clinton was a cool president i i remember snippets and then i'm such a fan of like early 90s hillary media early 90s media that i get tastes of what it was like to have a clinton presidency get exposed to that that era he would jog to be health conscious and actually stop at a mcdonald's for a cheeseburger and fries. There's video of him doing it. He's in sweats. In his short shorts. And he's sweating. In his short and chalky shorts.

That's an American. He's like, yeah, double cheeseburger. There's a great SNL skit, or it might be Mad TV. It's SNL because it's Phil Hartman, I think. He's the one who did Clinton, right? He runs into the McDonald's and people are asking him serious political questions about the economy and the military or whatever and he

goes from table to table just devouring their lunches just eating their entire lunch in front of them quickly and half answering their questions great that's good yeah RIP Phil Hartman I'm watching a lot of old Simpsons and he's displayed he's the man

he's often the the funniest character in the show oh yeah any episode that has lionel hutz or troy mcclure which are both phil hartman characters are he is the funniest character in him like that he was murdered by his wife yeah and then Yeah. And then his wife. It was like a murder suicide. I think. Yeah. And that's that led to a whole bunch of of shit with drugs were involved, maybe. And yeah, I think it was that had something to do with like. Andy Dick giving her cocaine or something.

Maybe I'm. Oh, I think that's why Andy Dick is hated because he was. I know. I i can't remember who it is but there's there's somebody that everybody gives a hard time because he was giving cocaine to belushi or farley or something i don't know if it's the same for hartman's uh situation but what are you gonna do you got this super powerful person hitting you up for drugs they're gonna get them one way or the other yeah yeah hartman was great those uh those old those old um simpsons are really good i uh uh i think i started season one i'm almost to season eight so i'm almost to the point where i'm gonna pull her up and turn right to something else because you got two more seasons and then i need i haven't been watching From or Silo.

I've been busy this week with a bunch of shit. But I'm going to catch up this weekend if I'm not playing Diablo too much. I'm caught up on both. Yeah. Oh, Three-Body Problem! Ooh, yeah. Dude, did you see the meme I sent you?

It's D&D from Game of Thrones are making the show. the show oh no i didn't see to to a lot of people's point they made the first four seasons of that show and they had a book to go off of okay yeah they're good at that and we have the books i guess we'll give them a shot. What is Three-Body Problem going to be? Is it a 10-episode thing? Is it multi-seasons? Is it a movie?

I assumed it would be a 10-episode multi-season thing. Probably try to do three to five seasons or something like that. Because the books are very dense. And very long. And there are three books is that right there's three and then there's another one that wasn't written by the author but has been adopted as canon understood yeah i'm about to start whenever i have started already to some extent on the silo books that's going to be my next book series to read but yeah i i won't it won't get me

to buy netflix again but i i will i will watch the show one way or another i i canceled netflix after that new season of you i did not really like it and i'm like this is like all i really watch on here so i maybe i haven't how many seasons of you are there is there more than three uh four now i think that i'm one behind yeah i like netflix i have started to realize it's expensive it's netflix i think i pay like 16 a month for it and i signed up for apple recently and i think it's six or four something like that yeah well you got netflix just isn't worth it it's not worth it anymore my plex was buffering so much i just buckled down and bought apple tv oh? I didn't have any. Oh, thanks. Do you watch at night? Yeah.

Well, I mean, I suppose odd hours. I don't know. I only have problems from like 9 to 11 or so, but those are my core hours. Gotcha. Yeah. No, I like Plex. It's so funny. Every time

we discuss a series or a movie or something, he's got it up there really quick. I saw he added Luther. It's so funny. Every time we discuss a series or a movie or something, he's got it up there really quick. I saw he added Luther. It's the Idris Elba TV show where he's a gangster or something. It's on Showtime or Encore or wherever the fuck, and I'm not getting a whole other streaming service to watch a TV show.

There it is. You don't need a streaming service. The next content you should consume is the Stormlight Archive. you should read those books you will really enjoy it you love fantasy shit, I know you you would really enjoy it once you got into it

you would have so much fun with it it's for your own good, now read it it's like rubbing his nose in the they're such good books I love them, I'm about to start the reread. Kyle, rip out a page. Rip out a page and eat it. I opened it up

and I had blacked out every word. Like a psychopath. There's no reason to even do that. There's no reason to just spitefully be like, I'll never read this book. Does your grandma's Bible have highlighted passages and stuff? Is she that level Christian? just spitefully being like i'll never read this book does your grandma's bible have like highlighted packet passages and stuff has is she is she is she that level christian yeah i remember some of them

everybody woody how about your parents does their bible have highlighted passages and oh i would bet so growing up they weren't that religious so we didn't have a bible but now i guarantee you because they go to many bible studies they oh they were telling me about one of their recent vacations and he's like you know it was a nice little balance of like religious and secular and they re-walked to the footsteps of like moses or something i don't know what was the secular part did they see a baseball walking uh wow so they they're they're very religious now but they weren't when i was a kid i'm so glad my dad's not i mean i guess we haven't really talked about it in great length but

occasionally i've expounded some of my thoughts about organized religion especially and he's just like yep and it was always my mother who would drag us uh to church it was when i when i see those simpsons episodes where where Homer wants to stay home from church, but he's getting drugged by Marge. It's that's, that was my childhood. Yeah.

Dude. Every so often. I want to thank my father-in-law for the training that my wife has had. Cause he basically was like the good don't have to go. And then like the wife and the three daughters would go to church and dad would stay home like it was just not part of his obligation and i like that rule i was a full-on adult to realize my dad was just faking it like i was like a real deal adult and it was i was like damn like

after my parents got divorced dad just doesn't give a fuck about any of this stuff anymore. And he's like, yeah, just kind of whatever. Who cares? Yeah, I mean, some of my friends I play golf with were there. But then you have to sit there. I remember all the times my dad would just be like,

this pastor's so good. He's so good. And my dad would be like, yep. Your dad sounds like the dad from stranger things it's just like hey don't curse at the table but like you know super monotone like hey don't do that i we're going to church and you know what sometimes like uh my dad would surprise us sometimes and be like hey we're not going to church. We're going to Taco Bell and then go-karting. And he'd be like, yeah!

The only way that I got excited for church was that I knew my dad incentivized us. He's like, you can get Taco Bell after church if you behave and everything. And so we would go by and we got Taco Bell after church. And I remember once we pulled up to the Taco Bell after church, if you like behave and everything. And so we would go by and we got Taco Bell after church. And I remember once we pulled up to the Taco Bell and it's probably, you know, 1140 in the morning or something because church is just out. And my dad was like, oh, yeah, we'll have blah, blah, blah, this, that and the other thing. Nobody says anything. It's like, hello. Like, yeah, it's like I'll have and he goes the meat's

not ready my dad was like why he's like meat's not ready yet gonna be like 20 minutes and so it was like the meat the meat isn't ready and i remember even at the time like i'm like nine and my dad's like looking befuddled like at mom, like the meat's not ready yet. And so we just left. We just left and we got chicken wings instead, which was a better trade off. Honestly, we got to go get better chicken. It's so funny that you say that because the it's like it's like a fucking tradition after church to go to some fast food place or something. My dad would go to Hardee's. I found this interesting because he would get so fucking pissed at how shitty this Hardee's was that he would just like curse them out right after church like this isn't the fucking chicken i ordered like that like

every sunday they'd fuck something up he's like i didn't want fucking thighs like what the hell and he's risky business shit talking a fast food worker and expecting your to be fair this hardy's is like cursed it still exists, but it's just like it's basically a decrepit tomb for 70 year old plus people to go sit at. So unsalted fries. Yeah, it's just going to close soon. Every now and then I'd go with like a girlfriend to church and really enjoy it, though. I like the singing part. I like the singing.

I enjoy singing. Yeah. Well, I mean, everybody sings like everybody in the church is singing and everybody sings and like i'm not a good singer i feel self-conscious yeah but you blend right in with everybody cares if you're terrible yeah yeah but i feel like by me adding to it i'm making it worse you could be like the um papa um papa um papa mao mao guy you know You know, that guy. Dude, when I beatbox in church, they kick me out.

And I say, I'm beating in tongues right now. You do the corn like. Yeah. Good Lord. I think the organ is a cool instrument, too. There are many of us in this congregation who are, in fact, down with the sickness. The sickness of sin.

The sickness of selfishness, folks. They do that, too. I don't know. I went to church when I was young, and they always seem to try to make themselves the thing that you think is cool. Lots of people talking about being down with this sickness. I was young and they always seem to try to make themselves the thing that you think is cool. Yeah. Lots of people talking about being down with this sickness.

It's true, folks. The world will try to bring you down. It will try to take open your books to Matthew 16. Some priest whipping out his acoustic guitar to a version of like down with the Jesus. Yeah. This is this legit fucking happened my my buddy uh his his brother is like a pastor he literally started covering personal jesus the song because he thought it was like about the actual jesus i think it's about heroin yeah he's

he had his congregation covering personal jesus with like an organ and shit in church. Oh my God. You remember the Simpsons episode where Bart sneaks in a Gada DeVita, the Iron Butterfly song? Yeah. And Reverend Lovejoy is like, and now join us for in the Garden of Eden, my Iron Butterfly. Because that song is like 25 minutes long and it's the fucking organ player

everybody's holding up lighters and candles won't you come with me he's so fucking stoned singing that song the actual song hey he's coming out remember making out to this hymn like that's what he says it's something like that yeah or fucking like he's supposed to be saying in the garden of eden but if you listen it's in the god out of v

because he's stoned as fuck he's so high singing that song recording that song of the song. It's not In the Garden of Eden. It is. YouTube said so. YouTube said so. I watched that right after the US propaganda. That was my personal show highlight

when Connell was like, no, I saw it on YouTube. And Taylor was like, I quit. Sometimes you on YouTube and Taylor's like, I quit. Sometimes you have to recognize when you've been bested. Wait, an asocial autistic retard already weighed in? Okay. Brand simulation. Taylor, you should get a little flag, a little white flag and just wave it whenever somebody says like, I surrender flag when I've been bested.

Oh, I want that. It'll just be a French flag. You need to stop taking so much hate for that. The French won so many wars. They genuinely are really good at war overall, but they just phoned it in in two, and so they have a bad rap now. At least in America, that's our favorite war.

That's the one where they were all struggling until we went in there and saved everybody from the nazis that's that's how i learned in school it's hilarious how as americans we learn history we're like world war ii began when the first americans stepped on the shores of europe and it's like i'm almost positive this isn't true they greeted us like saviors and threw flowers and panties at the soldiers as we liberated city by city videos of that what happened no i'm saying that like we didn't learn much at all about the beginning of the war like we learned like the america part it's just all our friends were getting their asses kicked so they called

in daddy basically yes that's how Americans learn World War II. And then the war starts. That's what happened! I don't know. I don't want to downplay what the Soviets did, because they lost 10 million fucking men grinding their way across fucking Poland, Ukraine, Europe,

all that shit. But, the Brits were starving, had no resources, had nothing, and the French had capitulated. They had to. They got straight up blitzkrieged and conquered. The French didn't give up because

they gave up because they got fucked badly. They lost. They couldn't. They lost. Wouldn't have happened in Ukraine. Wouldn't have happened. They tried it. They tried to like they lost. Wouldn't have happened in Ukraine. Wouldn't have happened. They tried it. It happened. They tried to take the capital.

What I mean, it's not what actually happened was that the Treaty of Versailles after World War One designated the Rhineland as a no go for militarization. But France ignored the buildup in the Rhineland leading up to the inevitable invasion of their country. They appeased. They allowed it to build up over and over. Oh, they're not going their country. They appeased. They allowed it to build up over and over. Oh, they're not going to invade. They're not going to invade. And Hitler just was allowed to build a giant army in front of the world.

The Treaty of Versailles is why World War II happened. It was such a slap in the face. It crippled their economy in every single regard. Yeah, that's what Hitler's so angry about. Everybody talks about that art shit, but he was a World War I fighter who got gassed. That's what Taylor's always saying. I think it was the art school thing.

It's true. That's how I learned the fun fact about the mustache. Yes. Is the gas mask thing, which, and we have discussed before, just lose the mustache entirely. Like, you look ridiculous. Or make a bigger gas mask

if hitler got into art school he wouldn't be so mad i saw a youtuber say it yeah youtubers say that and his art if we're being honest it was fine but it's not like he he wouldn't have been super famous no it's like motel art like i saw some like posts online that was like this picture is really good isn't it and it's like yeah i guess that is pretty good and it's like it was done by hitler and it's like okay like in the world of like if a friend of mine showed me that that picture he painted and it was like i painted this i'd be like holy shit my friend painted this that's really impressive if someone came to me and was like i'm a a professional painter. Here's my painting. I'd be like, it's good.

I'm looking at some Hitler art now. Yeah, show me a little Hitler. Show me some original Hitler. Here. If there's an example of a really good one and a really bad one. I know you like to dogs a lot. This is in...

Oh, look at that. That's nice. That's good. You know what? I could see that dogs a lot. This isn't... Oh, look at that. That's nice. That's good. You know what? I could see that being a puzzle. I would like that as a puzzle. I would like to do this. Okay, honestly, that one's pretty good. This is better than the one I saw. And keep in mind, he wasn't an artist necessarily. It's not insane.

He was a student at an art school. Zach, can you show mine too, just so people see more than one? Yeah. That one's also not mine yeah this looks like it could be in a fisherman's lodge see but like it's it's good but not great like this would blend in on like a motel mass print you know what i would do this i'd make it does start on a box of bullets yeah there's the puzzle it does look like hotel art i really like this one yeah having said that i can't tell you why the scream is so amazing i can't tell you why is it van gogh painted the

one with the vase uh it is like outrageously good mona lisa why is that better than this i don't know they all seem roughly good to me yeah i feel like painting like a big landscape would be harder than a person but then again you have to get a person so accurate because people's ability to parse facial information is so thorough. This one I don't like, actually. This one sucks. This is the worst thing he ever did.

Not enough contrast. Yeah, I don't like this one. That's a good one, actually. Reichstag? You know what we need statues on top of buildings again that looks tremendous you're right oh my gosh especially government buildings I don't want

budget oriented government buildings I want them to be ornate and fabulous and a thing of town is proud of I could not agree more with you this like brutalism style that's ugly and just like angular we need like pretty stuff like i don't want it to just be a rectangular cube of bricks or whatever like i'm sure no no no no give

me some fucking pillars and gargoyles if i wanted to buy a hitler uh what would that run me that's what i should decorate my entire house with the replicas like the entire house is in the Hitler motif. I bet an original Hitler is unbelievably expensive. I bet there's no more. No. Or there's one guy who has a couple original Hitlers and he's not going to tell anyone. I don't even know who I suppose. Whoa.

Cheap as fuck. I don't know. It says prices of... Hitler's work has been offered at auction multiple times with realized prices ranging from 210 to 12,000 USD. What? That just seems so. There's no way they're available.

Well, here's another article that says one went for 450,000. So people collect everything in like about war. They collect guns, helmets, like they would absolutely collect a painting from fucking hitler just like if if like there was a crossword puzzle that churchill did like on d-day morning like yeah people would want to collect that what if he like sucked at it

he's a retard he's like he's like even kind of good at it he's like he's like scribbling out boxes to change the length of the work. Well, here's a guy who sold a bundle of 13 of them for $130,000. So $10,000 each. That's just cheaper than I expected. It is way cheaper. You know, if he actually succeeded at art, you're right. Because like Manson, he started that whole shit because he didn't make it as a musician. So would that have happened if he made it as, you know, fucking?

Yeah, this guy did that to him. The CIA did that to Manson. The MKUltra, yeah. The MKUltra. Him and Ted Kaczynski were in the same class. Don't get me started on the fucking Oklahoma City bomber. Ah, a little Timothy McVeigh action. There's a whole conspiracy about that.

If you want to see a fun conspiracy later, just search on YouTube the Timothy McVeigh OK? There's a whole conspiracy about that. If you want to see a fun conspiracy later, just search on YouTube the Timothy McVeigh OKC conspiracy about the... It's on YouTube. There we go. Is it MKUltra adjacent again? I think... I don't know why YouTube

is thought of as any less of an authority than the fucking Library of Alexandria. It is where we put our treasure trove of information. If they cite their sources, man, it's legit. Well, it's playing like news clips, right? Yes, it's where this show is. Right up there with the great fucking Aristotle.

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