Painkiller Already - PKA 660 W/ Matt Farrah: Jailbreaking A Tesla, 7 Million Dollar Hack You Could Do, PKA Buys A Castle

Episode Date: August 12, 2023

pka 660 guest matt farah the smoking tire taylor this episode of pka brought to you by lock and load and pharaoh distro.com and also an in memoriam this episode brought to you by johnny hardwick the voice of dale gribble from the most underrated show of all time king of the hill passed away today rips in the comments for Johnny Hardwick. How'd he die? One of the funniest characters. Probably smoking related. He was 59, right? You know, I saw a lot of articles that said 59 and 64

and it took me very little time to realize it was 59. His lungs were 64. Yeah, his lungs were 64. I guess he smoked just like the character Dale. He was a character actor. I thought that was a joke. I thought you were just like the character Dale. He was a character actor. I thought that was a joke. I thought you were joking because the character smoked so much

that the actor died. Oh, wow. You can only get true vocal authenticity one way. There's only one way to do it. And, man, is it accurate, though. It's really spot on, that voice, that smoker's voice is... A lot of the best of character or voice actors all are heavy smokers. Which one's

Dale? Dale's like Hank's tall friend. He's like, Hank, talk to me. I can only do him if I'm yelling. And I can't do him well at all. So he's the conspiracy theorist who's an exterminator who wears a hat and sunglasses constantly. He's very skinny.

If that doesn't get it done, then you just don't know this show. I just don't watch much of this show. I'm thinking that's Boomhouser, but I don't know. Boomhouser? Yeah, Woody Fink on the King of the Hill.

I haven't seen it in probably five years. That's the one I'm thinking of. Is he dressed... Is he at a Comic-Con in this picture? Or is the animation of him just too fucking accurate? I think we have the same mic. I was watching earlier today.

I was like, damn, that sucks. There was going to be a King of the Hill revival. No Dale. And so I looked up on YouTube. I'm like, all right, let's... What are some like mike judge interviews the longest mike judge interview is from like six years ago and it is on alex jones and what's funny about it is any clip you've ever seen of alex jones he's interrupting constantly he will not let people like get words out correctly he's

gotta jump in and clarify and like with mike judge though he clearly has so much respect for mike judge he does not interrupt once he allows mike judge to just monologue and we'll like ask a clarifying question folks the creator creator beavis and butthead is here and folks you got to listen to what this this guy's this guy's got it beavis butthead they're in they know they know they knew and he knew mike what do you what do you think about gun control and you can tell like you might think mike judge is like a hardcore conservative but he's more just like yeah i'm just i don't i guess it's i don't like it but i mean i own I own guns. Mostly I'm trying to make, you know, a funny show.

He's just trying to be entertaining. He's just purely over it. Like he is the most over it person. I mean, cause isn't he, he's office space too, right? Isn't that also Mike Judge? Yeah. King of the Hill. I was looking up, he was like on that interview with Alex Jones.

He was talking about how like the difference between how he and the Simpsons and like they all did it because the Simpsons like they have real ass voice actors. They'll be like, let's have John Lennon come in. And he said he kind of almost did it more like South Park, even though those shows kind of started concurrently where that guy who did the voice of Daryl Gribble was a friend of his. Like that's he was not a professional voice actor. He was just like, hey, John, do that impression you do of that guy, Steve. And then John apparently was like, no one knows who Steve is, though, for the show.

And Mike Judge is like, who cares? It's a funny voice. Just do that. And so that's how they got Dale Gribble's way. And I was just cracking up watching that. So RIP. RIP to Dale Gribble. Very sad.

Do you know who else isn't a voice actor? Mia Kunis. I think I have her name right. Do I have it right? Isn't it Mila? I believe it's Mila. I get close. I ask for assistance. Yeah, but she's an actor actor. I saw her interview about it. She's a fucking plumber.

People ask you what my Meg voice is. This is it. I don't do impressions. I don't do voices. I just talk. Also, like the Brian voice in Family Guy, that's just fucking, what's his name?

That's just McFarlane. Have you ever heard Lisa? Lisa is the person who does Lisa Simpson does only just sounds like Lisa Simpson like there's no she doesn't do anyone else her name's Nancy Cartwright have you heard her Scientology ads she doesn't know well she doesn't and no no no it's uh it depends how much you pay so I've heard her do Scientology spiel in the character's voice. And I'm like, ooh, somebody's probably not happy that she's doing that.

I don't think you're allowed, but it's her voice. So she's like, hey, man, don't have a cow. Meanwhile, Matt Groening is like, I'm getting closer to Phaeton. Matt Groening, I feel like he has to be borderline kidnapped to continue to do that show. Right. There is no way the guy who invented The Simpsons is excited that his baby is 25 years into being bad. I think it's more than that, dude. You might be right.

Yeah, it stopped being good around 9-11. I think The Simpsons started in like 91 like 91 92 like 89 early at eight good years nine yeah it's older than me dude it's eight years of goodness and that's better than any other show you can name it's eight years of amazing tv and it's better than any other show you can name yeah it's uh it's really impressive what they did they should have killed it when the cow was just getting old and could still still you know like we had to put a pet down this week it was time you know sometimes it's time

that's what they should have done with the Simpsons you know you're doing them a favor all those characters let Homer ride off into the sunset and be Homer let Bart go and be himself don't you know what would be a good end to the Simpsons I want to hear like the Sopranos where like they all go to

the crusty burger in like season 11 and homer's like walking to the table with his crusty burger like merge did you note it and then it's just cut to black did homer die was he killed is that just the end of the story you don't know i think the consensus of the sopranos was that he was right i think that the consensus is he is murdered in front of his family yeah lots of context clues and things earlier in that season and other good way for the simpsons end homer murdered in front of marge and bart and lisa you know it would really it would it would be a full conclusion to his suicidal note Halloween special maybe

yeah a treehouse of horror where he died my favorite treehouse of horror instance is when this ancient show it's on TV tonight what are you talking about it's on TV tonight baby okay's on TV tonight, baby!

Okay, the episode you're about to tell us about, is it from last week? Fuck no, it's from 1995. Yeah, it's a good one. 1995. How old were you in 1995? Four. It's just a little clip.

They walk out of the house. 1995. Flanders, everybody's turned to zombies. The Simpsons are running their car for cover. Homer's got the gun. Flanders goes everybody's turned to zombies. The Simpsons are running their car for cover. Homer's got the gun. Flanders goes, hey there, neighborino. How about you let me nibble on your ear a little bit? Homer turns around, doesn't even hesitate.

Boom, blows his head off. Bart goes, dad, you killed zombie Flanders. And Homer goes, zombie? That's it. That's my favorite little, it was so funny to me as a kid. That had me rolling. Your Flanders is pretty solid there, Kyle. No, it's not.

That was a very good Flanders. I'm proud. That was a good Flanders. The three of us all are really good at it. I can do better. Hell, how did Italy help me? How about a little brain or Eno? Whatever the hell he would sound like.

Oh, that's pretty good, too. That's pretty good. Yeah, do a poo, Woody. You can do a poo. i don't know what to say it's half of the impression say welcome to the quickie mart uh welcome to the quickie mart you know in this world that is not a good impression and those two are both very good at impressions, which just sets the disparity. Thank you. Every impression I try to do ends up sounding like a Middle Eastern guy.

I just go a little deeper and slower and it's not any accent at all. I bet you can do a great Middle Eastern guy. Mine? I am. Look, I have the arm hair to prove that i am i am enough middle eastern to do the voice without without getting canceled i can do where in the middle

eastern do you have a whatever family from the middle east and worse i mean you got to go back like great great grandparents are from syria like there's i don't know a single like i have no relatives that speak you know arab Arabic or anything like that. The story was there were some wars in Syria in 1900. Pick a year. There were some wars in the year.

They used to have their passports tattooed on the back of their hands. The story that I was told was that my great-great-grand grandfather killed a guy and cut off his hand and did the old hand dead hand in the sleeve trick to get out of the cut yeah i think the simpsons can holy shit that's indiana yeah it's pretty gnarly stuff that's awesome that's such a that's such a good bit that like i'm gonna remember that forever i wish someone

would write that into a movie that's that's good that's good uh well how many eyeballs have my already report he did the eyeball the eyeball scan yeah yeah yeah this was the this yeah but he did it for real in the sleeve well you'd have to you'd have to kill someone and be ready to go like that day because it's a dead hand now. You kill a guy on the way to the border. You have to have your wizard sleeve ready to go. You grab one of those jars of pickled

eggs. You know the jar of pickled eggs and that red liquid above the bar that no one ever... Grab that. I'll give you $40 for that. Yep, add it to my tab. Take that, put it in the car, throw the hand in. We're heading to the border, baby. And everybody gets eggs. Now you have a stinky hell of a night.

This guy's hand spilled speciously of vinegar. You show up stinking like eggs and vinegar, and they're like, just go through. Just go through. Get out of here, man. He's fucking sick. Gross, dude. I remember there was a jar of those at this country store

we'd hang out in. There was always a jar of those pickled eggs up on the shelf. We hung out in there a lot. We'd have lunch there every day. I was in there and breakfast too. I'd stop there for gasoline and stuff. I never, ever saw anybody eat one of those disgusting fucking eggs.

They sell them like Lucy's. disgusting fucking eggs. They sell them like Lucy's, you know? NYPD will kill you for fucking selling them things. They sell pickles that way, but not pickled eggs. Yeah. A barrel full of Lucy's? I like those.

It made me think of those individually wrapped dill pickles that you can get that are just in the juice in the package. No other snack is like that. Yeah, you know what i'm talking about the gas station it's like all right what do i need right now i need three days of sodium stat yeah it was the only way to get a fucking pickle in jail so if you wanted pickle it's like a garnish or a topping or like oh seriously you get a hot mama in jail i don't know if they were brand name, but it was a big dill pickle in the... Generic hot mama.

Yeah. But in prison, it's kind of like being a Native American where I bet you used every part. Like, if you're out in the wild, you're just throwing away that vinegar juice. But in prison, you're like, no, this can be made into something. I can ferment this.

Yeah, we can distill this into a fine powder and forge it into a shiv. That's good for wounds did you ever get in trouble from a fellow prisoner for like like them thinking you were wasting something i've heard that before in jail like stinky is bad and like people perceiving you as being wasteful is bad well i wasn't wasteful so that wasn't going to happen because there is this i always had plenty of food and stuff in my in my locker i may maybe i ran a salsa one day it's like first world problems you know but i think that's a second world problem i don't think right i

actually don't think that's a first second world problem but but there was this thing where like you've got one shopping day a week and if you were to run out of something that you absolutely needed like i don't toothpaste or a fucking comb to brush your hair or whatever like you have to pull some favors to get a new one i guess so there i wasn't wasting shit at all um i had my one but you know you get you know those uh those little plastic containers you put your soap in to keep your soap for later at camp you know everything's like that

I dried the soap off before I put it in there so it wouldn't be soggy and have that layer on the outside that's no good that just sloths away next time you bathe no pat that soap dry baby we're not made of soap so no I remember one time I was going to take a shit That's soap dry, baby. We're not made of soap. So, no.

I remember one time I was going to take a shit, and you bring your own toilet paper for that. There's not toilet paper. There's toilet paper in there, I think, but it's awful. You can see through it. And there's a line or whatever to the shitter, or there's people showering and stuff. So I'm just chilling outside, and I sit my toilet paper down. And some big guy comes by, and he's like,

Oh, I need Charmin. And I'm like, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. No, no, no. That's my toilet paper. I'm going to take a shit. That's mine. He's like, oh, I thought somebody just left it. He's like, he like he caught me kind of look.

I was so glad. It's like the place was filled with thieves. God, the level of integrity in here is lacking come on he was just gonna walk away with my toilet paper i can't believe it you'd think it'd be safe yet even toilet paper you know i wouldn't i wouldn't roll off a week with like terrible toilet paper a roll of charmin might as well be a roll of fucking spun gold i mean that's where the that's where the money is. Not that I remember. They don't even allow that.

I was so constipated from the stress. I think I only took like three shits in the two months I was in there. That's still unreal to me. Matt, he lasted a month without shitting. Three weeks. I don't remember exactly how long it was. Literally, he could have died.

I think it was at least 22 days is the number that I've got in my head. His ass was in defense mode. Obviously, it was fresher at the time. Whatever I said when I came out is the exact time. I pictured Kyle's digestive system being like a Revolutionary

War musket, just getting loaded again and again for some reason. You back that shit down and then another meal. Another meal until the whole barrel's filled. Like Hank Hill. That's like real unhealthy. I was like...

You were probably approaching surgery. Oh yeah. I was at the point where I was going to ask... I was going to tell the nurse. I was going to tell the nurse if it went on for much longer. You guys don't know no shit September? No shit September. Oh, I feel sick every September.

I'm sorry, Kyle. What were you saying? It's time. Go ahead. No, no. I was going to tell the nurse if it had gone on much longer. But when I did finally shit, it wasn't like some colossal moment. It was like, okay, we're pooping again.

Good. Wait, you just took a regular shit after that? Maybe even a less than regular shit. That's fucking... There's something still in there, bro. I wasn't eating a lot either. Like I was eating... You just absorbed back into your fucking...

I was eating very, very little anyway because I was trying to lose weight while I was in there. What better time than when you're in prison? I always hear about people who get fat in prison. Right. What are you doing to yourself? You had it. You regimented.

You have an opportunity. There's nothing but time. And the food is bad here, so there's no reason to pig out on it. You're stressed out. I could see just eating all the time. Anyway, if I was in jail within 24 hours,

I'd be back to smoking like two packs a day. Do they even allow that anymore? No. They don't allow cigarettes, but they're there. Wait, they don't allow cigarettes in prison anymore? No, there haven't been cigarettes in prisons for a real long time.

Federal prisons, I'm talking. Things have changed since I went. That's ridiculous. If I got time, I'd be like, Mr. Fucking Cigarettes. I would fucking go right back. You'd be the Sig Man. I don't know what they cost. I'd be like fucking Red and Shawshank.

I bet it reduces violence and problems to just let them have cigarettes, right? Yeah, probably. Yeah. That just seems like bullying. The best thing about a cigarette is it takes care of these five minutes. It's a pause button on these five minutes to the next five minutes. Yeah. So if you could just smoke cigarettes all day, before you know it, the fucking day is over.

Yeah, there's a lot of them. How many cigarettes will get you through 60 days in? So many. If you were locked up, you'd be two packs a day, no problem. You could smoke freely. If you're just sitting there all day playing poker and just trying to kill the time,

two packs a day, no problem. You do three an hour for 12 hours. That's two packs a day no problem yeah you do three you do three an hour fucking for 12 hours that's two packs right there there's a i saw where there was a a jail you know like a city jail somewhere and the sheriff or police captain whatever who's in charge there had invented his own vape nicotine vape for his prisoners and it because it has to be made in such a way he's doing fucking science on him down there it's like dr zhivago like the proprietary parts are still there but he's kind of stuck it in this flimsy ass straw material that you can see through and everything's bendy and the battery

sucks and it's just like, you can, this is good for nicotine. Nothing fucking else. And they're like, how interesting. That's kind of, but I think they take the nicotine cartridge out and then like smoke it, light it and smoke it.

Fucking get blasted. But they're made of like a, like a pasta noodle, you know, like a, like a straw. like a straw god i was just in europe i love that pasta noodle straw that's fucking great they got rid of huh they really have that you haven't had that before taylor they have those here sometimes no there's no restaurant it's a fucking dry piece of pasta instead of a straw a paper straight better than paper way better than paper my experience is paper straws work but they're one i don't know

i guess i have a sensitivity to putting paper in my mouth because it gives me like the tingles and two it doesn't stop working but it it loses its structural integrity and i hate that yeah pasta straws are prone to cracking and plastics not so, so they're not as good, but it's a step up on paper. But they don't turn to mush. And you can save them and make dinner later. Everywhere around here does plastic straws. They're just better.

Yeah. I mean, in terms of functioning as a straw, if that's what you're looking for from a straw, then they are the top of the heap. That is my number one. When I'm drinking something as a straw if that's what you're looking for from a straw then they are that is my number one when i'm when i'm drinking something through a straw i'm looking for suction i'm looking for pleasantness i'm not looking to hustle through my diet pepsi i want to know i'm saving the coral reefs over here taylor and i don't want any microplastics in my how they successfully fooled people into thinking that straws are at all a thing that is like really impactful on the world. They found that one term.

Hey, everyone, it's actually not these giant multinational corporations destroying rivers and oceans. It's you not wanting soggy paper in your cup. That's what's causing the problem. There was literally an article about like like 3000 word word article in slate or vox or one of those one of those about like like this week about how we got fucking bamboozled into really aiming straws for all the ills of the world yeah yeah and actually i mean it's it's probably better like like okay it's it's a you know it's it's it's one of many, many, many, many contributing. You know, how we focused on just the straw was like, yeah, it's a ridiculously small amount.

And yeah, it's one thing. And I think it's probably better that restaurants don't, like, default to straws. Like, do you want a straw? Yes. If you don't ask for it, you don't get one. Like, okay, I can drink out of a fucking cup. Like like whatever but yeah we got we got pretty hoodwinked i never know what to believe right like zach just posted a stat plastic straws only comply comprised two and a half percent of roughly eight million tons of plastic okay i think it was a smaller than that

0.025 0.0 i converted the quarter 0.025 to you know what i did i made the decimal a percentage but it was already two hundredths of a percent the challenge with that is this like i could find one sunken car bumper and be like this is parallel to 175 000 straws by weight. Right. But a car bumper's not going in a turtle's nose, is it? A car bumper, I guess, doesn't dissolve into microplastics that just fill the entire drinking water system or whatever, where straws

are turning into these little itty bits of problem in a way that a solid... So I just don't know that weight or mass is a proper way to measure the straw's impact but i mean what happened here is a politician some fucking not even a politician a fucking staffer leaned over and said ma'am look at look at what we're all doing right now simple plastic drinking straw that's where we should strike first we need a corn we need a

tent pole fucking topic for our environmental program. And we've all got one in our hands right now. What about Starbucks? Do not go after Starbucks. Straws, people. Straws. Yes. Oh, you remember Starbucks?

What Starbucks did when they had a big PR campaign around the same time as the straw, where they're like, we're taking the straw and the plastic cup we currently have, and we're combining to simplify into this sippy cup which has more plastic than both combined and it's like no they just wanted to like save on their like on a production line or be able to like purchase that shit easier and not have to have two items that they don't need instead of one which eventually they didn't go back to plastic straw here's where i remember when they banned plastic bags and made everyone use paper bags. And then the grocery store said, well, this is too expensive. So you have to pay for the paper bags. And then they unbanned plastic bags, but kept the bag charge.

This happened in California. You couldn't get a plastic bag. They all said the paper bags were so expensive that you have to pay for them. Okay, fine. I'll eat the fucking 10 cents, whatever. And then they unbanned plastic bags, but they kept the bag charge. I mean, you talk about a lobbyist victory. California is something.

So on the East Coast, when you go to a restaurant and you need napkins, you go to a little napkin dispenser and you grab like a quarter inch. And if you're like a wasteful asshole, you grab like a half inch of napkins or something. It's probably more than you need. Yeah. You go to California. I went there. I grabbed my little quarter inch of napkins.

And my California coworkers couldn't believe the audacity in me to grab like nap napkins that i didn't probably need that i was gonna throw away clean napkins and it was like shit that's just the jersey way i don't know i would tell them stories about burning piles of tires in my childhood like do you think you can make a fucking difference if you could labor your whole fucking life like hercules it wouldn't fucking be a drop in the bucket you'd be a two percent of one percent and you wouldn't even be a millionth percent of that you fucker cutting your straws out i'll burn tires tonight on your behalf fucking napkins get out of here that's so stupid anything environmental that they try to shove down your throat is horse shit it's fucking horse shit there's 300 million of us there's another 7 billion fucking assholes out there and all of them in southeast asia are the

dirtiest trashiest oh my god imagine dude china and india behave like the ocean indonesia wronged them like that's like china dumps trash like the ocean is an eon old enemy like they hate the sea and they hate everything that lives in it and they're telling us it seems like a lot of our like our policies at least in california are like they begin with good intention you know but then they just then then they take a left they take a turn somewhere and they turn into this thing that we have to do you know on an individual level or uh you know something we can do differently but that like the giant corporations don't have to change their behavior no they change too that's not fair they're definitely being regulated and they're cleaning up the power plants and shit like that. I think that sometimes people make the mistake of being like, you know what?

Regular people don't burn any energy at all. It's really these companies that are using all the energy. Meanwhile, you're comparing me, who's running an air conditioner, to someone who's molting dirt into concrete or however you make concrete. I don't know. Turning sand into glass. Things that take a ton of energy. Like Woody doesn't use any energy it's this steel mill over there that's irresponsible and it's like no i can still be irresponsible i just don't have as well yeah i mean we we can too but but it's it's presented in our in in my experience it's presented, particularly in California, as an individual thing.

And sometimes it is. Like, for instance, like, you know, when we had like a drought last year and they said, look, you know, we need you to water your lawns one day a week instead of three. Okay. And actually, a lot of people did myself included reduced our water. And I fucking put buckets in my shower and watered my plants with extra shower water and that kind of stuff. And that, that did get us through. But there, it seems to be like,

whatever we can do to not affect capitalism too much, you know, definitely don't stop the profits from rolling let's all make sure let's make all the people buy expensive electric cars rather than put in an infrastructure that gets some people out of cars who don't want to be in their cars on that note i've noticed like oh they're all about buy a fuel efficient car they're all about buying electric car here's some incentives to do so. But work from home? They're pushing your ass back into the office constantly.

They're like, you got to come to work and deal with your coworkers. Dude, it's not working. The whole going back to work in offices. I have one of my buddies is in California and he's a commercial real estate guy in California. And he will like

straight up tell me well he's he'll be like it's fucking brutal out here man nobody wants anywhere to rent like i'm glad they pay you tuesday for a hamburger yeah commercial real estate in California is pretty fucked. And remember, I mean, remember like at the end of 2020 how they were like, oh, by the way, like the air is like the cleanest it's been in 40 years. You know, and working from home was like actually like the biggest positive change that we could do for our air and our water and all this stuff. People loved it. Loved it. Everyone's like, this is a so much better lifestyle.

An hour a day commuting to work in traffic is just sucking the soul out of me. And meanwhile, working from home is bringing joy. And people were buying their own desks. They were upgrading their homes. They were happily investing in their work from home infrastructure because they thought it was worth it. And there are, I mean, there are granted like some people and some jobs that need to be done in person. And there's some people that thrive in an in-person environment and like, cool, like let them do that. Like give, make that an option. But there's other people that can be just as productive and work from home.

And those people are reducing their, I mean, even just, you know, my, just as an example, I drive a lot of cars. So my vehicular impact is probably more than the average person. But when I have a car collection, although those vehicles are not typically generating emissions because they sit a lot of time. But both my wife and I used to have regular cars that we would use to drive around. And starting in 2021, we ditched one of them entirely. And so now the two of us can share a car because she works from home. of us can share a car because she works from home.

We are literally using half the amount of car on an everyday basis because one of us doesn't have to commute to anywhere, which saves everybody. It's electric. We're going green.

Yes. Where's the energy come from? In California, most of it's clean. In California, our energy is pretty good. But yeah, you buy an EV. I was going to say, we don't have enough. We also have electric cars tomorrow. Not only are there not enough electric cars for that,

but there's not enough power for that. Yeah, no, that is definitely true. We could overwhelm the power grid in a lot of places. From the sky? There's a fusion reactor in the sky. You haven't noticed it? Oh, yeah. Certainly not oil or natural gases.

No. It depends on the state. And some states are good and other states are not so good. And some countries are good and other countries are not so good. And so, yeah, definitely. More nuclear power. That's what we need. It is. are good and other states are not so good. Some countries are good and other countries are not so good. More nuclear power. That's what we need. 100%. I think even the blue team is coming

around to the idea that nuclear power is part of the solution. It seems so efficient. It's the most efficient by far. If you look at the cost per the net cost per like unit watt whatever they use for that for that it's and emission wise it's far and away the best it's it's like this fraction of a penny like like unit of energy in california i met a guy who was researching cheaper nuclear is the cheapest

source of energy and it has been since they invented it but there's not a huge boondoggle of money to be made with like wind shit like the like the amount of money pissed away in that like it's it's absurd hey let's make a whole you feel ugly inefficient and kill all the birds so in georgia i love that fucking argument republicans never gave a shit about any animal ever in the history of the goddamn planet and then you suggest a clean energy source and they're like what about the birdies i'm really concerned about birdies my major concern my environmental like i don't know there are huge there are huge environmental things that the right needs to pay attention to

and the idea that you're gonna have a bunch of fucking windmills out there doing anything but them breaking years before they achieve uh the amount of energy like intake that they took to produce like it's just a laugh like they they don't spin all the time they're not regular like they are the most absurd ridiculous way to get energy when we already have nuclear we already have nuclear taylor do you know why like you've got a big field of fucking wind generators and like there's 20 of them and seven are spinning like fucking so fast and then some are just not moving at all like why is that because it's just an inefficient way it's just an inefficient way to get power compared like like it's it's so old timey 10 feet here like i don't know it's so anachronistic to go back to wind like everything else is better than wind

solar is better than wind gas is better than wind nuclear is better than wind everything remember when someone like you need a character who loves sailboat like three weeks ago someone was like here's what we're gonna do with freight sails they reinvented the sailboat see that's what they're doing with the windmill and they're like guys we have this great we've tapped a dutchman from 800 years ago on how to get power we actually came up with five with cheaper than nuclear i knew we had our facts wrong because i had seen this a thousand times nuclear is one of the most expensive just for the up no no that's the upstart it's expensive to build a nuclear reactor but once

you're going with it it is easy to maintain it's super cheap it doesn't cause emissions problems it doesn't take up a huge amount of room. Like nuclear just seems like the smart option. It's part of it because it works when the wind doesn't blow and the sun doesn't shine. And those are real things. So I'm not denying that nuclear is part of the solution.

I'm just denying that it's the cheap one. Solar is always called the cheapest one. Wind is cheap. I've read solar and wind have a huge amount of upkeep. Or I got solar is more what I read on that. So what the problem actually is, when we build that solar and wind infrastructure,

we're creating an enormous amount of pollution to do so. All the heavy metals, we've got to get out of the ground to build all of those wind-generating magneto fucking spinny things. This is so funny. None of us have any idea. I do. They just built three brand new nuclear power plants. Don't let that stop you, Matt.

Just fire off. They just built three nuclear power plants in Georgia. I think they're the only new ones in a really, really long time in the U.S. I think they're worth $17 billion over budget, though. Maybe seven years. I know a guy who's researching

micro-nukes so basically what they the shit they would put on a submarine the small a small nuclear reactor that is basically the same of what would go on an aircraft carrier or a submarine and they can use that to power small town a small town you know, up to 20 or 30,000 people. Yeah. And, and, and by having small ones instead of like giant Homer Simpson ones, you know, the Chernobyl ones you, you could spread them out, spread out the, the sort of risk and, and, and all that kind of stuff. And I've heard them say those aircraft carriers use a piece of fuel the size of a golf ball over the course of a year or two or something.

Yeah, it's a tiny amount. Yeah. Yeah. I remember when I was a kid, this is so long ago, but they showed us a nuclear pellet, and it was about the size of maybe four pencil erasers. And they're like, this will do a city for a year. It's kind of

yeah it's it's crazy the amount of energy that comes from that i've also seen some other some really cool shit that's being done with hydrogen um for stuff that has fixed root like actually i i saw a working prototype of a hydrogen aircraft which was awesome it had a interchangeable fuel cell cartridge, and they just like pull the whole thing out and put another one in. And it's like full again in 10 minutes and it can fly 400 miles. It was a turbo prop that ran on hydrogen and produced zero emissions. The only emission was water. And that was pretty cool. The thing it always comes around to to me, and they're always afraid to say it say it it's like we've got this new kind of energy but it's all backed by fossil fuels that that to build it to make it

work to keep the infrastructure that powers it and and like there's no way you could switch to like that thing right like oh yeah this will fuel everything tomorrow no we'll all die no that it will run out of that and and we need to burn some oil to get this piece of that and that piece of that and everything's backed by oil and this this this funky looking airbus concept that zach put up looks really rad but the one that i saw was actually a very regular looking turboprop plane and they took out the last three rows of seats and that's where the that's where the fuel cell thing was loaded into it just had a few a few fewer seats at the back which is kind of what this one looks like i just noticed that it's like that that one that's the error that's the one i saw in that last um like rendering uh it has the one engine at the bottom it took me a while

to notice that's so that's great i that too. One engine is not as safe as multiple engines. I think that might be a lazy Photoshop. Yeah, they're just having fun. They should put eight on there. Why not? It's Photoshop. They're free. In California, it's 10 cents to return a bottle. And there's these

family decided, well, maybe they watched Seinfeld. I don't know. They decided they were going to run the Seinfeld bottle return scam. California to Michigan? No. California gives you 10 cents, so you only need to bring them over the border into California to get 10 cents.

They're already there. These are Michigan folk. It doesn't matter. These are California importing bottles. I think from Arizona, $7 million is what they had cleared when the authorities got a hold of them. There's eight members of the family

up on a slew of charges. They're all going to prison. What was he doing? Being smart? Recycling? What was illegal that they did? Importing trash. Illegally importing trash. You're not allowed to bring bottles across state lines to get your dime? Yeah, that's absurd. Why couldn't you do that? For importing trash. Illegally importing trash. Illegally importing trash. They're recycling. You're not allowed to bring bottles across state lines to get your dime?

Yeah, that's absurd. Why couldn't you do that? Apparently. Isn't the whole goal to get people to recycle? So the idea is that the dime you're getting isn't them paying you for trash. It's them refunding you for 10 cents that you gave them when you bought the bottle. Oh, right. Yeah. The fine print and

so they've created a whole business of importing i didn't know the numbers are so big that they don't matter in your head anymore it's 128 tons or 128 000 tons who cares it was a lot of glass right so if it's a five cent refund in arizona and a 10 cent it's like tax fraud basically yeah yeah on a massive scale and not only that they had a million dollars worth in the pipeline like getting ready to like move along so they're in lots of trouble but seven million apparently is what they had they cleared already wow and you think they're just taking them to the one at a time depositories or no they had a business. I think they had started a recycling business

where they were moving. Wow. If you opened a recycling facility, yeah. So if you also owned the recycling facility, now it's like mega. I don't know how else you process hundreds of tons of glass. You'd have to be the boss because if you show up to the

regular place with dump trucks backed up around the block and tell them to start weighing them... The homeless people are like, this is fucking bullshit. Come on, have a little ambition. I'm like, you guys can do this too. I don't know if we even have a bottle return here or if it is in Georgia.

If it is, it's so little that even as children, we just threw them away. We'd return the Coke bottles, but to me, that just seemed like being nice. I've never returned bottles. I don't even know where I would go to do that. Yeah, I don't know. I don't think I've ever lived in a place that does that. There's recycling centers. Sometimes they're in the parking lots of grocery stores,

shit like that. It's like a reverse vending machine where you put it in the thing and it goes cha-ching. The Goodwill thing. I don't know if that's a piece of shit putting trash in the Goodwill thing. Did you really? What an asshole.

Only internet. What a prick. Some kid just wants a Christmas present and it's going to be covered in beans. Yeah, but Goodwill is like a for-profit business. Fuck them. Are they? It's not really like Goodwill. Yeah, Goodwill is a for-profit business where

they take your free clothes and then sell them in stores and make a profit. It's just like a name that makes you think like you're doing a nice thing. Do they sell to anyone? Because they didn't use to. When I was young and I was broke, I tried to go to Goodwill or something to buy a couch. And I guess I wasn't broke enough or something. I couldn't afford a fucking couch.

And I got turned away. What? Really? That's crazy. In California, they do not. That is not the way it is here. Turned away for not being able to afford it? and i got turned away what really that's that's crazy because i mean california they do not turn away for not being able to afford it or turned away because i guess you look like you could afford it i don't understand something like i walked in the door i was like i'm broke as

fuck you got couches and they're like yeah but not for you what the fuck that's not how stores work that's not how stores work it was like a charity or like i don't know it was like was it a black person woody it's a serious question did a black person say that people like you don't get couches here because if a white person said it i'm very confused if a black person said it i understand i honestly don't remember but yeah i i thought that i had like cracked the code to getting inexpensive furniture and then. You did until you were lied to about you not being able to purchase This must have been before Craigslist and Facebook. This is like the 90s.

I can afford a couch now but back in the day. As many as he wants. The couch king they call him. So now he buys a chaise lounge sitch and at once throws it away. I lounge in the front yard. You know what I like about Goodwill is like,

you take all your shit there and then they give you like for spring cleaning. And then they give you like the tax write off slip. And there is no official thing to it. Just like the guy who takes the bag and throws it in the big, like blue tote on wheels, just signs the bottom of it. There's nothing on the top. There's no itemization. There's no way to itemize it.

You get the sheet when you're there handing him the bag and you can just say whatever you want, I guess, on there. With our official piece of paper. That's also how Goodwill does their own taxes. You have to bring your own pen. But if you have a pen, you've cracked the code. Yes. I donated

a Chevy Tahoe to Goodwill but if you have a pen you've cracked the code yes i donated a chevy tahoe to goodwill and you can't prove me wrong until i get audited you ever donate a car i've never donated you guys you've donated many cars i tried to donate a car it's harder than you think why really yeah there it turns if you don't have um if the if the title's not in your name if it's not like you can't like skip title like i bought a car to do a like a project with it was like a shitty car to do some videos with and i bought it i signed the title that you know was titled in the other guy's name i did the thing with the thing and then i'm like no now what the fuck do i do with this thing and i was like i'll donate it whatever and they were like nope you need to get the thing titled in your name first before we can take it

i guess i was like if i stole this car like i wouldn't a have the title that i'd signed and like b just be giving it to you. But whatever. Did you use that place with the annoying theme song? Cars for kids? I did. That was exactly what it was. Yeah, yeah. And most of the time, they just sell the cars, by the way.

They're not giving those cars to the kids. They're using them to bring organs between hospitals. I hated those people. They're just selling those those cars to the kids. They're like using them to draw, to bring organs between hospitals. I hated those. They're just selling those shitty cars too. I was always looking for cheap cars to blow up. And it was like, don't hate your car to kids. Fucking kids don't need cars.

Don't hate your car. It's a dangerous concept. Cars for Kyle. Kids can't drive. No, well. Do 866 cars for Kyle. And then you can just blow shit up cars for

just your cars i bought one guy's car i i think he had a mercedes for nine hundred dollars and he considered it to be a fixer-upper and i considered it to be a blower-upper and when he realized that he wasn't sure if he wanted me to have it anymore. So I had to lie to him and be like, you know, daddy would like this car. Don't you think, Scott? Yeah. He always wanted a green one. And I'm like, yeah, you know what? I'm not going to do that other thing.

I clearly came here to do. I'm going to buy it up. I'm going to give it to dad. And we took him, blew it the fuck up. We, uh, we used to to try we used to tell people what we're gonna do with the cars and then we realized just that then they would like because they'd be like i taught my son to drive stick in this and i gave birth to my daughter in the back seat and i took it to the prom and you're like this car's life ends tomorrow you know like you're like i am

the end of the line for this particular vehicle. We stopped telling them that, but we laugh in our own heads. Even fruit. I remember buying a bunch of fruit from this black lady. I got to keep in mind, it's a shopping cart full of fruit. Part of the

video was that I've got exotic fruit. There's star fruit in there, a bunch of cantaloupes. I got five of everything that a nice grocery store has. The Cab Farmer's Market. Sure. She's just like, oh. She's thumping my melons, talking about how good a job I did getting the ripe ones. Oh, you know

a good cantaloupe when you seize one, baby. She's like, double bag that sugar. Just going on about how good my fruit is. Finally, I'm annoyed with her. She's like, what are you doing? I'm like, we're going to shoot all this with an HK machine gun. And then we're going to let it rot on the ground while we drink beer after. We're going to have an ant problem.

Or something like that. And she's just like. I mean. She had a goddamn milk. Imagine you spent like months watering that fruit every day. That's why you don't have water. You're taking showers with buckets around your feet so I can shit in the pool.

It's mostly because he lives in the desert and you live in a super wet area. That is part of the problem. The Sam Kinison bit. We'll take you to where the food is! You live in the fucking desert! What's there? There's no food there. kinnison bit we'll take you to where the phone is you live in the fucking desert isn't it that corporations sold all the goddamn ground waters and some fucking germans or some shit or the chinese own it all or something the yeah so dude california california fucked up so bad they sold the rights to their, to the aquifers,

the underground aquifers in like the nineties. They sold them to, to well, a few people, but one of whom were the Resnick's who are the worst people on earth. The Resnick's are the wonderful company, like Palm wonderful and all the nuts and shit. And they own an enormous amount of the entire state's water rights.

And what do they do with that? They grow pistachios and almonds, the most water intensive crops on the fucking planet. And they export them out of the state and make billions of dollars while treating their workers like she this this is when you need a little big government yeah i hear the thing is i like pistachios so i like pistachios so i like all the milk do you know how the pistachios relate to the iran fucking embargo so the best pistachios in the world are from iran and in the 80s uh in the 80s

uh these people the resnicks were in deep with the reagan administration and figured out that if we could if that that if we could stop the importing of iranian pistachios that they would have an opening in the marketplace especially if they had all the free fucking water in the world and so now we have pistachios Reagan the guy who was the governor of California

oh yes real fucking socialist that one I'm starting to connect some dots here yeah which major city is it that sold all of their parking meter rights for like chicago parking meter right oh my god it was one of the biggest fuck-ups of all time china bought the parking right meters to all of chicago for let zach will find the real numbers it was a billion dollars it was like a one or a billion or 1.5 billion for 75 years

of parking meter revenue it paid itself off during that administration now there's new three years it's nothing but profit now okay so clearly there was a chinese spy in charge chicago fucked up so bad and they uh yeah 1.15 billion there's a book i just read and it's a great book um and it's called paved paradise how parking explains the world i interviewed the author on my podcast and it's it was it's really interesting and that deal is one of the biggest governmental fuck-ups ups of all time. I have a parking because. Oh, you were more. Sure.

No. So when I grew up, Ocean City, New Jersey, there's a whatever government department of parking meters. And the guy that ran it working for the government was a thief and stole the money. Year after year after year, Ocean City city new jersey lost money on parking meters right all they do is collect money and they can't turn a profit the guy lived in a beautiful ocean front home and he bought that i think bought with quarters and until they eventually got him and put him in jail what a king i like that that's hilarious yeah park the parking meter i mean because basically the the city of chicago they didn't want to raise they were broke and and and the and and the they didn't want to raise the uh the the

rate at the meters it was like five cents an hour or whatever and they didn't want to make it 50 cents an hour and they thought the people would be outraged so they sold the rights to the parking meters to someone else who what the fuck did this private company then do but immediately raise the fucking Chinese company cares if people are mad about parking yeah and like the Saudi you know the Saudi wealth fund is now one of the owners and like the, you know, Morgan Stanley is involved. And I mean, it's just, it's all, it's just insane. And now like if the city, you know, if someone wants to get a permit, you know, to have a parade or, or like when they wanted to do outdoor dining, like in the parking spaces during COVID, they had to pay this fucking

company. They couldn't just be like, okay, take the parking space to use it for an outdoor dining area. It was like you had to pay. Are there no rules at all about what cities and government, what they can sell to China? They can just decide? I don't think saying it's selling it to China. I don't think that's entirely accurate. They sold it to an investment bank that one of their investors was like the Chinese government. It's not like they sold it directly to the Chinese government. That's not accurate. But it did end up with some form of foreign control over those parking meters.

There's some Saudi shit in there. There's some Chinese shit in there. It's de facto controlled by them, but not like... Next time you hear your government trying to develop some part of itself in the name of privatization, this is what that is. Yeah, yeah. This is bad. I get where it was, but they were selling their sewer system. They're like, look, we're the government.

We're kind of tired of running the plumbing around here. Let's just sell our sewer system. You think that private investor was not going to jack up the prices and just maximize their profits? It's a utility. You have to have it. It's literally in the name, the utility. It's a public service. the utility.

It's a public service. You'd want to regulate the shit out of it to make sure they don't fuck you in the ass as soon as you turn it over to them, right? You want a contract in place. You wouldn't just say, yeah, you handle the park from now on. You got it, right? Oh, yes, we got it. You need help?

Guidance? Laws? Rules? Anything? Just some advice, maybe? Nah, nah, we got this planned out. Like, no, there should have been a real firm structure for this kind of parking can never be more than this per hour. There should be a goddamn formula explaining. When I play video games, the math is so complicated that a human can't do it.

But somehow, like, when we do a big deal where we sell the parking for our city, Chicago's a big city for anybody who's never been there. Yeah, it was really, really big. Wait, what now? It was really big. How many parking meters is that? Oh, hundreds.

I think it was thousands. I think it was thousands. I think it was between 3,000 and 5,000, I think. It was a bunch. I would have guessed higher, but okay. I don't know. Chicago's the third biggest city in the country, right? I don't know the density of them.

Is it? It was a whole bunch. I thought it was. And it was the ones in the city limits. It was only the one. Yeah, right. Whatever. Anyway, there's a bunch of other really interesting shit in that book about how parking requirements

dictate how almost every building you can imagine, you know, looks and operates and just stuff like that. It's one of those things I never would have considered at all, but now it's like, it makes sense. Yeah. Yeah.

You familiar with that subreddit? Fuck cars. It's just, I am familiar. I thought you might be there. They're like the opposite of you. It's just, no,

I, you know i i i i do like to draw a line between car enthusiasm and car dependency like i i love cars the exciting cars you know but i think that we as like we as a country as a state the state i live in as a city los angeles subsidize heavily car people at the expense of non-car people and i think that needs to stop and i think that like we need to have not everybody wants to be in their fucking car all the time and um you know there's people who can't afford cars or don't like cars don't want cars and like we could do a lot by having a solid public transit system so that not everybody had to be in their car all the time and we could develop infrastructure

that didn't revolve around cars that has been done very successfully in other places and so i like to i like those those fuck cars subreddit and all of those people. I engage with them and I think a lot of what they're saying is right and I encourage them to not demonize car enthusiasts as opposed to

a lot of us feel that way too. Sometimes I see a meme and it's like the utopia that would exist if we all just got on a bicycle and it's like come on man come on i i don't know about that and and having seen like how gun legislation can be when you give them an inch and them taking a mile it's like i don't like the idea of giving anybody an inch on automotive stuff either i we need to saw those catalytic converters off too just run well look there's like there's certain places that are very very dense right they're very dense like yeah lower manhattan like you know uh venice beach where i spent a lot

of time the specifically the waterfront in chicago on the river you. There's places where if you made a few blocks here, I'm not talking about the city of Chicago, but I'm talking about a few blocks here and there, you made them car-free zones or heavily car-restricted zones. I think you could drastically improve the quality of life in those areas paired with other changes, more green spaces, more walkable type businesses. And these places, by the way, a lot of them are the most valuable real estate in the world. Lower Manhattan, London, downtown Paris, Venice Beach, Santa Monica, these are really, really expensive areas. And I think that, that,

that a lot of people would prefer they were a little greener you'd put, you'd put parking on the outskirts. You wouldn't force people to sell their cars, but, but I think that in select pockets, you, we could, we could have areas that would be improved by you know you have to park two blocks further away and and walk in maybe i'm not i'm not like outright banning of cars and there's certainly places in america where they're they're not going to build public transportation to get

from yeah kansas to montana like okay okay. Yeah. Car there, you know, there's suburbs, you need a car. Okay. Like no one's saying take that away, but in the most dense parts of our cities, you know, you don't necessarily need to, to drive you the expectation that you should be able to drive directly door to door and find cheap or free parking right in front of your destination at any hour of the day is pretty unrealistic. And yet that's the expectation that we've become accustomed to. I haven't really heard the solution, though, right? Like people say, oh, I don't want cars around here. Let's just block it off.

No cars. Are you going to walk? Is that what your plan is? Do you want me to walk in New York City in a business suit in July? Because I don't want you to walk across the whole city. I want you to choke on a dick and die. New York City has an excellent public transit system. People take the subway all the fucking time.

Have you been in New York City when it's raining? It's awful. Yeah, I have. Well, okay. It has a poorly maintained but very well designed public i can't even get a taxi i can't find the train like it's a fucking problem what's that good intention it's got a poorly maintained but well designed system and it's like that counts for nothing imagine if you said that about your nuclear reactor what if what if we what if we actually allocated those funds that could come from

the the money that we're subsidizing drivers in new york city right now everyone hop on those electric scooters and bicycles or something as the last mile maybe those are great those are great too i like them but i haven't lost all my athleticism yet just some of it and uh but but there are people who have so what is my answer for them scooters i mean a little bit of that too a little bit of a little bit of those scooters too a little bit of golf cart type vehicles for urban areas um uber public transit like like using my city as an example st louis it is unusable it is the most dangerous place to be like it is your finger off or use public transit in st louis for the next 10 years you need to step up and straighten out this finger left hand you you caught it off like john wick

all right probably left hand pinky because i'll definitely be killed if i i want my finger off too i want taylor an electric golf cart just saying bring it motherfucker see this place was dangerous until i got here you know who's in danger now you do it they have this train from like uh this area in like like brentwood or kirkwood all the way down to the city and i had never been on it and it's like a well-understood joke that like you don't ride the the public transit in st louis because it. And it's like a well-understood joke that like, you don't ride the, the, the public transit in St. Louis.

Cause it's a dangerous city. Like people hang out on public transit just to wait for it to get not crowded. So they can rob you. And when the blues won the Stanley cup, that was the most crowded place of like blues fans. It's cause like everyone was like, ah,

we're all here. So we're safe. And so like, it was so packed that everyone's like, this is kind of, kind of nice. Like, we're all here, so we're safe. And so it was so packed that everyone's like, this is kind of nice. But that's the only time. And then you realize you had no wallet when you got home. Yeah, and then you realize you have no wallet. And then you arrive there and you're like, oh, you know, this isn't as convenient as driving. This is worse.

This is worse than driving. Marta's great in Atlanta. If you're going somewhere where it stops off nearby. When we were going to watch the hockey game forever ago. What did you say was great? MARTA? MARTA is an acronym. Yeah.

Down here they say it stands for moving Africans rapidly through Atlanta. Jesus Christ. That is sure the intention of the original designers. Is that not what it stands for? I don't think that's what it actually stands for. Metro Atlanta Rapid Transit Authority.

Yeah, but I've been on it. It's the first thing. I promise. It can be scary on there at night, but like you said, there was something. It felt way safer after a sports game. Everybody's got their jerseys and hats on. It's like, okay, A team's here.

Where's the B team? And then you'd find them, and they're over there. They look a little scared, honestly. There's a lot of us. We're good. We're good. I've had that exact same experience. I wouldn't go on MARTA if it wasn't for something like that.

It's scary. I don't have a guy. I mean, on this fuck cars subreddit, frankly, so much of this is like, what if we took this beautiful, pristine park and put up Soviet-style block communist

buildings for living? And it's like, well, we'd ruin the park. But then people could walk from depressing gray building to depressing gray building. No, that's like... yeah, there's there's people that that want to bulldoze every green space and put and put apartments on them. And, you know, that's that's kind of dumb, too. But yeah, but I mean, there are non communist ways to the bottom line is like incentives and disincentives both work, right? Like right now, our country incentivizes buying a bigger, heavier vehicle than you actually need.

There's a way that if you own a small business and you buy a vehicle that has over 6,000 pound gross vehicle weight, you can depreciate the entire value of that vehicle in the first year. And yes, sometimes that's used for construction equipment and sometimes that's used for a semi truck for someone to earn a living. But also sometimes it's used for G wagons and Rolls Royces and Raptors and people who commute to work in fucking super duties and all kinds of ways and and i'm not saying that if you want to buy a farm tractor that you shouldn't be able to depreciate that as a business expense but you know we could change the incentives to incentivize people to buy the lightest most fuel efficient vehicle for the

task as opposed to something that is specifically heavier than you know a certain amount they're the electric hummer you can depreciate that it weighs fucking nine thousand pounds i mean think about the amount of the amount of extra wear and tear you're putting on roads and bridges and tarmac and everything by driving something like that around and someone's going here it's electric i'm not burning fucking gas like shut the fuck up like you are wasting everything by driving that and and we have chosen to incentivize that as opposed to uh incentivizing the use of smaller lighter um vehicles vehicles where possible. I have a car question. I think you'll knock it out of the park.

There has been a trend away from Apple CarPlay and Android Auto. I'm pretty sure it's called. I don't use that one. Yeah, it is Android Auto. I am a huge fan of Apple CarPlay. I love it. And I've never owned a car in my life that got upgraded for free.

But when you use CarPlay, all of a sudden, there's a new mapping service. There's a new this. There's a new UI. Now you can use Spotify and Maps at the same time, whatever. Ford doesn't upgrade your car. They ask you to buy a new one. Apple will upgrade your phone. You buy Apple, you buy into a platform and expect

it to get better every year, at least little bit sure sure so when i hear they're moving away from car play i think that sucks but everyone seems to be doing it and i don't understand why maybe so yeah a couple reasons one i drive an electric ford and they do over the air updates and it does get slightly better so just be i know you randomly said ford and it you and i better. So just be, I know you randomly said Ford and I happen to have experience with the wire over the air upgrades in an electric Ford, but that notwithstanding, your point about getting away from car play as a trend is accurate. So you've got a couple things going on at once. You've got the quote startup companies, which Tesla is not a startup anymore, but we can still categorize them that way. Tesla, Lucid, Rivian that do not use

CarPlay at all or Android Auto. They have their own proprietary systems. Mainly in my opinion, because A, they don't want to spend the money licensing the software. They don't want to open up their UI to Apple's engineers to QC it and whatever and make them talk to the thing. And it's hard to integrate. You know, it's harder than most people give the manufacturers credit for to integrate Apple CarPlay and Android Auto pretty seamlessly. And if you remember, 10-ish years ago, it was kind of a mishmash of what cars and phones worked together. And it wasn't until a couple generations of phones and a couple generations in of cars where it became kind of a standard thing.

Okay. So then now we're at a point where manufacturers don't want to give up the control of their software. And they're going, well, we don't really need Apple because Tesla was able to be successful without Apple and Rivian has been able to be successful without Apple. Lucid may or may not be successful, but that notwithstanding, manufacturers tend to follow Tesla because they think it's cool. Now, I disagree, but that's my opinion.

And Tesla has proven that you don't need CarPlay to sell cars. And I think what the manufacturers are also learning is that CarPlay has restrictions. And Apple, if your system is dependent on carplay particularly android auto not so much but carplay uh the manufacturers can or apple can push you around apple can make you do certain things that to make carplay work better that you may not want to offer in-car purchases, like the ability to upgrade your fucking whatever, the ability to offer subscription-based features, the ability to offer shit that isn't good for you, the consumer, right? And CarPlay is a hindrance to that. And CarPlay is a hindrance to that. You have other companies, for instance,

Volvo and Polestar are totally integrated with Google, Google's car software. So CarPlay will work on a Volvo, but not wireless CarPlay because they haven't got the licensing for that. And I don't know if they're going to end up paying for that. So I am very pro car play. I think car play is an amazing way to pretty seamlessly and quickly integrate the things you need from your phone into a car. I use it in all my cars. phone into a into a car i use it in all my cars and um when i've driven teslas and rivians and lucid and i don't have carplay i get kind of annoyed because i don't think what they're offering is better uh with the exception of i do like tesla's nav map when there is, um, when I'm in a city or somewhere with good coverage, Tesla Rivian and Lucid don't have satellite connections, which I really don't like because

I use my phone for GPS through car play or whatever when I have service, but I'm using an onboard nav when I'm out in the middle of nowhere with no cell service. And if I have no cell service, a lot of these native systems don't work. Those cars also don't have satellite radio, which I happen to like satellite radio. I know not everybody does, but I happen to. I think the automakers are trying to exert more control and the opportunity to sell you shit through their cars. It's the video game industry all over again. It's microtransactions in your fucking car. You pay full price, but you're not done yet

because don't you want the upgraded battery life? Do you want that extra quality? One thing that drives me batshit. And I started with Tesla. It started with Tesla. Now it's trickled on. It drives me nuts. Tesla will sell you a car that has three different levels of range, battery pack or power. And the hardware is the same.

It's the software can unlock it. So it's got all the shit. It's already in the car. But you have to pay money to unlock the next level of it. So it's got all the shit. It's already in the car, but you have to pay money to unlock the next level of performance. Like Kyle said, it's a micro transaction, but it's 10 grand. That is fucking absurd.

So every Tesla has the same capacity. You just have to pay a subscription to unlock. Not every Tesla, but, but a bunch of you. Yeah. Not every single one, but a,

but a bunch of them do. KTM does that on their motorcycles. I have one. There's a couple things. You really shift without using your clutch. It's called quick shift. They have a quick shift built in, but you have to pay to unlock it. A quick shift is cruise control.

There's another thing having to do with traction control, which is a real big deal. If you ride off-road, you to do with traction control, which is a real big deal. If you ride off road, you want the better traction control. And when I bought my bike, which is like two years ago, you had to pay to unlock it. And people hated that.

But for some reason they hate the new thing worse, which is they give it to you for free for something like a thousand miles. Oh, a trial. And then they take a free trial and then they take it away. Like they get you addicted to it and uh people hate that far more than just not having it in the first place now i used to work with uh erp software enterprise resource planning software is for manufacturing so i know like a

little bit about how manufacturing works because i did the software that supported it and i can see why not having so many different configurations saves them money. It is cheaper to have one fucking cluster of switches that goes on every bike than it is to have nine different clusters of switches with every combination of what you might add to it. But now you got a switch on there that doesn't do anything because you didn't pay for the software upgrade. Not even a blank, a proper switch that is just dead right yes yeah and people like but i understand that like if you wanted a blank you'd have to pay more because it's more expensive to give you all these configurations that's like with you know with cars it's cheaper to put like say power windows in all of them and just build one type of door panel that

has power windows rather than a crank window or something. I didn't know that, but I can see it. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So I, so this group of hackers just,

uh, just jail broke a Tesla. Did you read this one? They just, they just figured out this group of hackers figured out how to permanently unlock the top performance feature in the, in the Teslas. And they found, however you do it,

and it's a hack, and you can permanently fucking unhook all of it. Tesla can't undo it. Is your insurance going to work now that you've got this Tesla? Let's say you kill someone in that Tesla, vehicular manslaughter, or maybe it's not even your fault.

Maybe it's their fault, but you were driving that super Tesla that you jaillaughter or maybe it's not even your fault maybe it's their fault but you i assure you if you kill someone in the tesla tesla will not take responsibility what i'm saying is like worst case scenario if something happens with like trying to blame them and you're like yeah but you were foot on the gas going 120 yeah it's like yeah but no it was driving itself the tesla should have detected that child. Yeah. And another thing that have happened, and I'm not sure if it's policy or random failure, is that when people pay extra for these unlocked features

and they then go and sell the car to someone else, the next buyer, the second owner, finds those features locked again. And Tesla's going, you need to pay us for them now. Dude, that sucks. I knew that was true, but that feels, that bothers me more than any of the other things that we've talked about.

Like Tesla Autopilot, I think it's $10,000. Does that sound right? Eight or 10. I think, well, Autopilot, so the quote Autopilot autopilot i think it's ten thousand dollars does that sound right uh eight or ten i i think well autopilot yeah so the quote autopilot is included with the cars the full self-drive which is not full self-drive at all even close to it by the way disclaimer this is fucking not a self-driving car is fifteen thousand dollars or or i think you can do a monthly subscription. So you pay $15,000 a month for something called full self-driving.

That is not. But they promise you they will upgrade it to full self-driving in two years. Which they can't. Every year. Every year. You're two years away and it's been that way for like 11 years now. The hardware. Yeah.

The hardware. It's not just software. No, they can't do it. Initially, I bet he may have even been told by one of his devs or whoever, engineers, yeah, it'll be a software thing. It's amazing. But now we're so many years ahead and just body panels

and shit. It's not software anymore. It's going to be hardware. Do we need LiDAR? Do we need some sort of... Do we want to put sonar on the motherfucker? They've removed hardware trying new tech so you pay yeah they used to have radar sensors and now they only have cameras and when you resell it you don't have it anymore it's bullshit and i don't know shitty of tesla but i wanted to move to a different tesla thing which is

i think last time you were on maybe it's a few times ago we were all talking about the the cyber truck i think i also said there's no way that's going to be a real thing are all these videos coming out now still just the same marketing silliness like no one's on the road with them or is it is it out there now so yeah okay so i i will i i will eat my share of crow with an asterisk. Okay. So I, and you Taylor, we, we both thought that, that,

that they would never build this thing. Yeah. Okay. So it seems like they are building something called cyber truck. Okay. And it looks pretty much like the concept. Okay. Okay.

Fine. I said it wasn't possible five fucking years ago when they said this thing would be ready in a year okay and and sure now they are it seems like on their way they have they have running driving prototypes the photo of the the i think i know something you don't they failed their safety inspection and they're moving from a unibody to a frame i think they're not as close as you're like that's a huge change well they first off let's here's where the aster comes i read this originally it wasn't even a unibody remember originally this was an exoskeleton that was the thing okay, in exoskeleton, the body, the exterior panels are structural.

Right. In a unibody, there's an understructure, and the body panels are just hung on that. On a body on frame, the underbody isn't structural. There's a frame, and then the underbody sits on that, and then the body panels are hung on that so i didn't see this story where they they failed the unibody test if that's true and zach has it i'd love to see it i didn't see it today but if they really did abandon the unit so so my asterisk was going to be that they promised exoskeleton bulletproof and neither of those fucking things have happened those were both complete horse shit and they said uh aquatic right yeah yeah yeah then elon fucking smoked some meth

and said this thing was going to be a boat okay so whatever the fuck he's doing over there give me some of those drugs i mean it floats i i could believe that it might float. Maybe it floats. Short period of time. It floats right up until it sinks. If you crash in the water, it would be nice to know that. If you can afford a Cybertruck, you can afford a boat probably. They're probably like six figures, right? They're going to be like $100,000. Are they?

Because initially they were saying it's really cheap. Then they showed this crash test video that was heavily edited together and didn't show the crash. Didn't show the important part. They showed the thing flying at the wall and then it cuts before the crash. All I'm saying is if your truck did awesome in a crash test, you'd show it. If you cut away, if you make a dramatic video and then cut away from the key part, I'm guessing the results aren't very good.

You might recall the Tesla paint it black video from a few years ago. Do you remember that? Where they demonstrated the autopilot function and they had this big disclaimer on the front that said, the driver's only sitting there for legal reasons the car is driving itself complete horse shit the engineers who did it admitted it was faked they took they took them a bunch of takes to do it the car crashed into a fence in the parking lot it was all fucking bullshit um and so it's not beyond them to uh basically lie in videos about what their cars are so

they are gonna build something called cyber truck they are the problem with tesla it's not what they promised before it's not the product the products are pretty good and i think their owners are pretty happy there's issues new you know getting serviced and shit like that the problem is the lies the problem is the lies the problem is the the full self-driving promises the yeah cyber truck delivery date promises everything elon says is just fucking full of shit and you can't trust him at all if ford did that if gm did that they'd get roasted to high heaven but tesla those companies did by the way a long time ago we can talk about that if you want ford and their pinto thing, GM and their, you know,

remember the book Unsafe at Any Speed? Ralph Nader, a very famous book that's basically a great book and holds fucking up. It's really worth reading. And it's about how GM, Ford, and Chrysler colluded in the 50s and 60s to skirt emissions and crash standards and basically wanted to continue making very profitable and unsafe cars. I mean, those companies, if you look far back, Henry Ford was

almost a fucking Nazi. If you look far back enough, those companies don't have clean hands. But today, okay, a little better. But what they don't have is that cult of personality worship you know most people don't know who the ceo of of ford or gm or or is and they don't really give a shit and and and most regular people aren't out there comparing those ceos to fucking tony stark you know and so yeah you have this the cult of personality which is reinforced by the way with stock price investments so you are financially incentivized to listen and repeat the bullshit because if you're financially invested you it floats your stock and you don't want to be proven to be an idiot or wrong or believing this garbage that this dude has been saying for fucking eight years when the tesla model s came out i was like this is great this is an awesome

car it's good looks like an aston martin goes really fast like pretty revolutionary product like i wasn't anti-tesla until they really went off the deep end because they didn't have a second album they had a smash hit first album and they didn't have a second album the model 3 and model y and model x are just variations of the same theme really there's nothing nothing in a model 3 or model x or model y that's not already in a model s they're the same car just different packages so they didn't have a second album so they floated this full self-driving thing like we're a software company and we're not a car company and we need to be valued like a software company and that's why their evaluation or their their company valuation is like you know it's like we work or some shit you know we're gonna be the everything company like eat a dick man

you know you build cars like just build cars good like it's just it's just anytime he gets in trouble he's just like or like anytime they start calling him on one thing he's like oh more here's a clip of what we just did for the boring company and it's like blows you like you know come on i'm the resident elon dick rider and you know the way i look at it is he's he's like equal parts like barnum and bailey and and and i don't know edison there's a little bit of invention and businessman and injecting money into the right people to get innovation to happen he does that he's done that but there's a lot of that. He's closer to

Edison than Tesla. Much closer to Edison than Tesla. Edison bought people out of their inventions and stole other ones and gets credit for inventing a lot of shit. He's a real Marconi. Tesla was the one inventing all the shit. Have you ever seen

quotes from Tesla? That guy was a fucking weirdo an absolute weirdo like you listen to his quotes like and it's like man this guy did not like women like like i believe he was really into science but he was a genius complicated person same thing i do i just listened to like a three-hour podcast on albert einstein like dude was a genius. Dude had a lot of fucking... When he talked about how our country was going to be in 50 years in the 40s,

man, that guy fucking nailed it. But he was not nice to females at all. I just saw a picture of some young, I don't know, student wherever he was speaking sitting on his lap, and he's just like yes he's got like a 20 year old woman sitting on his lap at the and he's like telling herself but it's great i love that dude if you're like a science nerd you know and you get to be uh famous you know that's probably a drug that you cannot come down from just look at uh

neil degrasse tyson you know i don't know what he's up to now what's he doing That's probably a drug that you cannot come down from. Just look at Neil deGrasse Tyson. I don't know what he's up to now. What's he doing? Rogan wants everything. I don't care for him. The only thing I know about that guy is he apparently was part of the team that decided that Pluto doesn't get to be a planet anymore, which is absurd. Absurd.

Why don't we get to have nine even planets? My childhood was a lie. I was told there were all these planets. Because we've got lots and lots of other moons and asteroids in the solar system that are bigger than Pluto. It was a size thing. Would you rather have nine?

Would you rather have eight planets or like 50? There's hundreds. If you get to name anything a planet you want. I accept your terms, Kyle. Anything larger. How about this, Mr. DeGrasse Tyson? We already have Pluto set in stone. That's a planet. Anything

Pluto's size or bigger gets to be a planet. And now we've got a much more impressive solar system now. Now when the aliens show up, they're going to go, this is a much more impressive solar system now now when the aliens show up they're going to go this is a fucking 60 planet solar system having fucking shit they're going to go this was in the Americans wasn't it

the planet should orbit the sun there's lots of objects that do that though you'll know these objects from that show we love so much the fucking expanse I think it's Ceres Station is the big space station they're at in the asteroid belt. That's a real asteroid called Ceres.

I think C-E-R-E-S. It's huge. I think it's bigger than Pluto. And it's just floating around out there. We're not putting it on any little kid's fucking styrofoam ball. No, it's nonsense. We're going to have to update Merv Jump. Are you okay with that, Taylor?

I'm fine with it. All right. Never mind, then. I didn't know that. See, I'm reasonable. I'm just trying to get us more planets. I like Black Science Man because he can be a little full of himself, and it can be annoying sometimes

when he's on Twitter. He's like, actually. It's like, dude, we're having fun over here talking about aliens. Leave us alone. There's nothing special about the date of Christmas, he's like, actually, it's like, dude, we're having fun over here talking about aliens. Leave us alone. But I do. There's nothing special about the date of Christmas. It's like, shut the fuck up, dude. Shut up. He's really good at dumbing down.

He's really good at dumbing down stuff that is difficult for bright people to wrap their head around. Well, I like when he when he when he muscled around James Cameron and James Cameron changed the movie. I liked that. That was funny. What did he do? I liked that, too. He said that the stars were wrong at the end of Titanic and James Cameron got all insecure and re-edited the movie with the right stars. I liked that.

That's pretty funny. He's winning me back over with something that petty and pedantic. So that ties into my thoughts on him. over with something that petty and pedantic like so that that ties into my thoughts on him i like neil degrasse neil degrasse tyson when he's sticking to his lane his subject matter expertise stars in titanic i can buy that he knows all about stars that's kind of his thing when he starts telling me i don't know social issues or christmas not being a special date or whatever now i'm like ah stay in your lane man you don't know any more about christmas than a regular oh no no no he's good on that well

what he was saying is they they just arbitrarily picked the day so like and it is good for everybody to know like hey y'all know that nobody says that that's when jesus was born right like not no one says that which is the day we celebrate it and that was sort of a don't Christians say that I think Christians say that tons of people who say that there are individuals on the street who say it

I say it too Woody I lie y'all say all kinds of things what I'm saying is it's no one it's part of no one's belief system I'm pretty sure it's someone's belief i'm pretty sure it's a couple million people's i don't think i think everyone should know if they thought a little harder that it's when we celebrate his birthday and i think that's that's always letting them know that they just picked

the day that's all he's saying every christmas well people need to know about the winter solstice taylor it was a big deal for the last half a million years. It's only in the last 50 that we care so much about this Christmas free shit. Is Christmas the winter solstice? Christmas is 50 years old. I think the 22nd is the winter solstice. Maybe it was my birthday we're celebrating. I mean, he just did the thing where it's like the winter solstice was traditionally

is when they worshipped Ra and Ramses and Osiris and all all that stuff and it's like just let people fucking have christmas man it's when they worship everything so the winter solstice was was a huge religious holiday for every religion that ever learned to recognize it because it it's the shortest day of the year and many of them probably interpreted that is our time is getting short the days are getting shorter this is the big day though where we all short the days are getting shorter this is the big day though where we all have the big celebration and the prayer and the feast and whatever god they believe in say all right more time you shall have and the days start getting longer again it's like this indication you can predict every year like look he's taking

our time away god is taking our days away little by little i just made it up just now but but it makes sense though right this seems like a prison thought. I'm thinking about what Christmas means to me. And you know what I landed on? This is what Christmas is for me. Christmas comes around every year. I have to spend thousands of dollars on presents. In exchange, I get

a couple sweaters, which I also buy. Merry Christmas to me. I recommend you. You gotta lean into the Jesus side of it because you're Mr. Gift Giver. You know, like no one's gonna outdo your gift giving. So you gotta find some other happiness there. Just lean into the food.

I don't celebrate like any real holidays really. Or any days actually. You know, I just try to have a good time every day. I don't need anybody to tell me that there's a special day coming up we should get the ham out fuck you sometimes i roll to my grandma's house on like july 3rd and i'm like where are the presents i love you like i give gifts is it christmas already yes going back i

fool my grandparents like oh it's like i come in like absolutely boiling hot in a parka and i'm like oh don't even look out there in a way like as our it seems like christmas is coming every three weeks now well as our elders get older you know it'd be nice to have a couple extra holidays with them and if they're forgetful, why not? I'm thinking about starting to celebrate on the Jewish holidays just to get my numbers up. If a parent ever gets dementia, I'm going to make sure every day is their birthday. That's how I'm doing it.

What is the primary Jewish holiday? Is it Yom Kippur or something? The primary, I mean, is Jewish New Year is Rosh Hashanah. And then a week after that is Yom Kippur, which is the atonement. That's where you apologize for your sins. Rosh Hashanah is fun. It's like anyone else's New Year. Yom Kippur is the not fun one.

That's the one where you fast for a day and you pray and shit. Yeah, we'll be celebrating that. By the way, I don't do any of this shit. I don't do any of this stuff. Me too. The fun one, I think Purim is the fun one, which is like the fall harvest celebration. That one's pretty fun.

You eat a lot, basically. Is the only present-based one Hanukkah? The only present-based one is Hanukkah, and then Purim and Passover are the food-based ones. Passover is all right if you don't take the ceremony shit too seriously and cut straight to the food. That's what Passover's good. I like the ceremony.

The ceremony's so fucking cool. Oh, that's a nice way of putting it. Yeah, the Passover's when they freed the slaves. Oh, really? The slaves fucked off. How did they manage that? No one got freed. They freed themselves.

They ran away. God freed them. Through the desert. Everyone's firstborn was fine. Yes. I watched a Netflix documentary today. It's the trial of Adolf Eichmann. And they have the real footage from the trial. There's Adolf Eichmann and they have the real footage from the trial

there's Adolf Eichmann sitting in his fucking glass box and it was is he a Nazi? he was the main Nazi does he sound like a Nazi? I'm positive that he wasn't the main one yeah the main one I think of as a different Adolf

you mean like Goebbels? no keep going oh no no no one I think of as a different Adolf. You mean Goebbels? No. The main one, Hitler. Oh, no, no, no. I know about Hitler. I thought you knew about him. Who's a listener? Hitler was the leader of Nazi Germany.

Starting in the 19th century. Who was Hitler again? No, so Hitler did a lot of things. By the way, I'm not trying to, by the way, I'm not trying to take any onus off of Hitler here, but Adolf Eichmann was the guy who's like, it's set on his plaque. I was not trying to take it away from him.

Like on his doorstep. No, no. Far be it from him. Big ups to Hitler, but Adolf Eichmann. Jesus Christ. No. So they got him in that bucket. It's what they did.

This happened in 1960, many years after the war, obviously. They caught his ass, the Mossad did, kidnapped him out of South America, injected him with something, threw him in a uniform, drug him through the airport, and was like, ah, we've got a sick man here, faking Spanish accents. Got him on the plane. He wakes up in Tel Aviv.

Guess what? That thing you signed while we were slapping you around for three days in that in that building that says you're going on trial in israel and you agreed to it they throw him in the glass box and they put him on trial and the documents are piled sky high they bring a witness from every country that he killed jews in an eyeball witness they've got the documents there of everyone who came into auschwitz for like a couple years and the numbers match the numbers that everybody is fucking tatted up with so they know it's a real document

and they've got quotes from him the prosecutor has a fucking number on his arm by the way that was interesting and he's going through that doesn't look good for that guy doesn't look good for anybody are you saying it's personal

it was so personal I was fascinated That doesn't look good for that guy then. It doesn't look good for anybody. Are you saying it's personal? It was so personal. Very personal. Dude, I was fascinated by this thing because he defended himself 80% of the way through the trial saying like, no, no, that's not true. I was following orders in Hungary. I was following orders in Poland.

I didn't say this. I didn't say that. And they're like, here's some quotes from you. And they read this. It's just very incriminating quote from you and they read this it's just very incriminating quote from him and all eichmann's like maybe i've been drinking or or maybe i maybe i didn't say that i don't remember saying that and it's like dude you're done it doesn't really come across as well as i'm doing it because there's german being

translated to hebrew and there's German being translated into Hebrew and there's a delay. That's a very funny thing to focus on in a Holocaust trial, though, is like, we're going to mention now something pretty mean you said. It's like, you know, I think you're burying the lead here, Mr. Attorney. I think you should lead off stronger.

You know, there's hurt feelings in so many countries. The quote is him incriminating himself. And it's him talking about his true belief as a... I think you should lead off stronger. You know, there's hurt feelings in so many countries. It's him talking about his true belief. Zach just posted one of the quotes. It's fucked up. It's him letting you know that he's a real Nazi and someone who is a real Nazi does their job with joy in their heart the way he kills the Jews.

You know, he's really laying it on thick about being a Nazi and killing Jews. This quote is outrageous. I'm scared to read it for fear that it would be like a big crisis. I will leap into my grave laughing because the feeling that I have five million human beings on my conscience is for me a source of extraordinary satisfaction. That's a good quote.

Doesn't play well in court, you'd imagine. I don't think the jury's going to like that. If you saw that in a movie, you'd be like, come on, I need a realistic bad guy. I need someone with a little nuance in the mix. It's like if Tony Soprano was like, and another thing, all the Jews got to go. It's like, all right, Tony,

how about you handle New York first? Tony always liked the Jews. He did. Yeah, the documentary is very cool i didn't watch the last 10 minutes minutes of it i'm sure they're gonna fucking kill him or something like that i had to come do this yeah it doesn't go well ikeman i think it ends poorly for ikeman or shot i think he escapes at the end i think i think it turns out hitler was alive the whole time sneaks him out argentina but no dark of the Moon. Iron Sky, baby. Idiots. It's Antarctica.

That's where Hitler went. Have you seen the montage of Joe Rogan not getting jokes? Dude, look, I like Joe's show and Joe knows more about comedy than me and he's funnier than me and all those things but God, he doesn't get a joke.

He's having this discussion with this lady this lady and um they're talking about the nazis or something and and she does this really good word play about how well you know you could defend anything that they've done just like what about the nazis did they have a right and she's like they did the third right and he doesn't get the little word play joke that he's making he goes i think it's i don't think it's right i think goes, I think it's, I don't think it's right. I think it's, I think it's right. Jamie, what is a Reich? You know, what is a Reich?

And like, he doesn't know what a Reich means empire. He doesn't know what a Reich is. And she's sitting there like, like really awkward. So the first Reich would have been, I guess, the Roman Catholic empire or whatever. And the second Reich would have been, I guess, the Roman Catholic Empire or whatever. And the second Reich would have been the Russians. The second is the Ottoman Empire. Yeah.

And then Hitler creating the third Reich in the 40s. And then you often hear the fourth Reich from neo-Nazis and such. And so, yeah, that's it. There's only so much. Well, we're hoping to staunch that down. Does Reich necessarily mean bad? No. No. No.

Couldn't America be a Reich? It's like that Charlie Chaplin mustache. Not necessarily bad. Bad today. Yeah. Unless it's Michael Jordan. The meaning has changed over time. But Hitler meant it as empire, and we mean it as empire.

And you got to go back to a little bit before. I don't know. Dude, that's a terrible track record of reichs like the first reich you said it was the roman empire from cat i would have been like the wildly successful the wildly successful and then and then the ottoman empire the church not as successful but wildly successful huge drop off on that i was waiting for taylor's third right i was i was that's pretty well they're not like aspiring to empires where he's those are the germanic yeah yeah those were the germanic empires in particular like like that's what he's he's aspiring to be the third germanic empire, not just the third in succession,

because there's many families that ruled in them and it changed hands many times over the hundreds of years, but he's talking about a new thing. It didn't work out. Luckily. Didn't they good for everybody else. Didn't work out. So yeah, not luckily thanks to the sacrifice of like millions and millions of

million European men. Oh, is that correct? The Y the Weimar Republic was the Second Reich, not the Ottoman Empire. That was the ruling party that Hitler overthrew. Yes. Yeah, that was post-21.

20s and 30s, yeah. The weakened. The weakened. I think it ended in the 20s or maybe even 1920 flat, but it goes back to the 1800s, right? Yeah. If you had to go live in any empire that's a really good documentary though I highly recommend it it's fun to see any empire before the year

1000 so it's got to be a good while ago you can't just pick something super recent question do I get to be Genghis Khan no Mongolia. You're not Genghis Khan.

You're not even a super high-ranking general, but you're like a lieutenant he respects. You're in a good place. Okay. All right. I mean, peak Rome was probably kind of awesome, actually. That's what I was going for. Peak Rome was pretty fucking sweet, I think, for a lot of folks.

Or maybe peak Athens. Peak Athens was probably all right, I think, for a lot of folks. Or maybe Peak Athens. Peak Athens was probably all right, too. I'm going Rome. That would be cool. 100%. Yeah, Rome has got to be it. They've got toilets. They've got toilets, dude.

Running water. You can't say that about everyone. They had hot running water if you're rich. But I think you could just be a soldier. Good wine, olive oil. I think you could sign up for the army and eat and have a job. It seems like Rome was a much better place than, say,

500 years ago, fucking United Kingdom. You want to be like Rome in the year like three. Not like 433. I based this entirely on the TV show Spartacus, but I think I'd like to own gladiators. I bet that would be a stressful

job. Based on what body artists had to do. You gotta specify, you know, white ones. No, they would be from every corner of the kingdom. There was a lot of sex in that show and everyone was

a fucking fitness influencer. But would you want to have sex with gladiators? Like people who are trained to kill? You're judging me now. You could find sexy whores to have sex with who don't know how to kill you. And don't spend all day training to do so. I was really talking about the female staff.

There were orgies and all those girls were tens. You know what I would do? Crazy torpedo tits. If I were a big... What was Badiatus called in Spartacus? What is the name of the guy who owns all the gladiators? The gladatorium or some shit?

I would want to be like... The guy who's like Proximo in Gladiator? Yes, yes, yes. I would want to be known for something like you know those guys with the big nets and the tridents like i wouldn't just be a gladiator trainer it'd be like we got to go to uh taylor otis's uh you know whatever in order to get the finest uh net throwers in all of rome like he's known for that like that would that would be fun

actually it probably wouldn't also be fun because you'd have a bunch of dangerous men. It should be all smoke and mirrors. You should be the spear master. You're like, just poke him. He's the best gladiator trainer. His trick is he gives them the longest spears in the kingdom.

It's not going to be like a sword maker or some shit you know like someone who was like so good at his craft that you could charge like a boatload of money for it you know but like you're kind of cool like whether you're a soldier or a gladiator or whatever like you gotta have you gotta have a maticus uh fucking blade dude you gotta have a Feroticus blade. You'd be jacked. Your arms would be huge. I'm on board. Yeah, that would be sweet. Living in Rome.

But so quickly, you'd be like, oh, this is worse running water. Like, this is like... They have bathrooms, and everybody else is like, isn't this great? We all get to sit in this room and sit shit next to each other with no dividers. This is so much better than everyone else on the planet yeah they didn't tell me the running water here was downstream of the latrines yeah at least the

chinese don't wipe your ass with like a sponge on a stick that's like dude i was in uh scotland last year and we were you know touring some old castles and uh yeah when they would when they would shit in the third stories of the castle like the the the toilet would just basically be a it was in a room as far as you're inside the castle but the the bowl would just be outside the castle and just like go down you know in the air from the fucking from three stories down onto whatever was hanging out at the bottom of the wall. Looks like Maddox had Taco Bell. It was some guy's job, some serf or slave or something,

to have to go shovel the poop out of the poop chute, because obviously you can't just allow that to hang up. Yes! Matter of fact, I think I was at that castle. I'm pretty sure that castle looks awfully familiar.

Compared to every other way to shit at the time, that had to be pristine. That's three toilets I'm looking at. It's three toilets, one at each level. Yeah, one at each floor. Nice. Some of those castles are pretty fucking baller, though. They lived all right in there, some of those guys.

Yeah, you always see the stone interiors and movies like just like the exterior you're seeing here but apparently that was all covered with uh some kind of plaster that was then covered with artwork so it'd be right and tapestries is like insulation and stuff but um yeah they use like they use a lot of the castles we toured in Scotland as sets for period pieces. And so some of them, they keep up looking as they would have looked in the period. But actually, those medieval kitchens, the kitchens in the castles were really cool. Giant fire pits you could walk in and really cool bread ovens and stuff made out of brick it was it was kind of neat it's mad i'd love to go visit a castle parking garages seem to be doing well

everything about making a castle be nice oh there's a you can buy castles they're they're so expensive to maintain that you can buy them a lot cheaper than you think but then really you know seem to do it on their own yeah it's like a lifetime of work to to fix them up you if you look if you were to like google like you know castles for sale in scotland or ireland and whatever like they're out there and like some of those even some of those folks like people that are like that have like royal titles like lord or duke or whatever the fuck you know they they have the title and they have the land but they're not used to like working they don't want to just get like a regular go to work job and so they have to pay the upkeep on these castles and so they open a lot of them for tours or they'll have part

of them as a hotel or a bed and breakfast you could stay in. Yeah, look at this. Pretty fantastic looking. The middle one doesn't seem very castle-y to me. It's in Arkansas. I was going to say, there's houses like that in Atlanta. Oh, here we go. The bottom right, 2.5 million pounds, Dornoch, Scotland, 15th century castle hotel. Oh, and Amelia Romana, too.

That's where the fucking Parm comes from. That's where the prosciutto comes from that's where you want to live if you're gonna if you're gonna i just tried to get a i mean and these things you know they're not nothing they're like you know a million to five or six million dollars but considering you're getting you know a castle you you can get a house here in los angeles it's like nothing in italy yeah 1.5 million is hell yeah it's a lot of money i don't mean to knock it but in terms of home prices in terms of castle lots of we're talking about lost a million bucks now look at that fucking castle over there i want to know about that Italian...

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, we could pull some monies here and have our set. We could be kings of the castle. This $1 million castle needs $10 million of remodeling. Dude, I... I don't want to read that.

This looks like a movie set. It looks like you could immediately start having people come and film there. It looked to me like that. $900,000. Click on the $900,000 one. Let's see if we can... Oh, that's beautiful. There's a little parapet thing up there.

That's a home with a turret, and there's nothing wrong with that. I almost bought a house with a turret here in Georgia. Everything was one... Oh, this is dope. This shit's move-in ready. Look at that. This is fantastic. This is fucking sick. This is really nice. It's got a

pool table in it. He's got a Medieval Times door back there. One more. Look at that. Oh, yeah. Yeah, look at that. Medieval Times door. I love that room. That room is great. That billiards room is great.

That fireplace, you could burn a body in it, bro. Nine for this. This is a steal for this fucking thing. It's got to be haunted or something. The bridge, look at the bridge that that one comes.

Is that a, is that a moat? Yeah, that's a moat and a bridge, but that looks, that's also a ruin. There's look at that. You can see there's a,

there's, yeah, this sucks. I don't want to live here. That looks like the castle they rent in Always Sunny when they go to Ireland. Yeah. That looks like shit. I almost bought this place with a parapet and

I ended up not buying it because they said all the plumbing needed to be replaced and it was in the high, like five figures to get the plumbing done. And they said it was a big deal to rip it all out. But anyway, the guy clearly had a medieval times fetish because he had a giant wooden throne made and put on his toilet.

So he was shitting on a throne. He was shitting on a throne. It was built around the toilet so that you had to lift a big wooden lid everyone needs to get up on it it was so i was like first thing we do is burn that i don't even want to touch it because it looks like it would absorb poo stink and fragments over hundreds of years yeah it was Things that don't go well together are wood and... Porcelain is the perfect material for a toilet.

I promise you. We knocked it out of the park with porcelain toilets. Yes. A thousand years from now it'll be porcelain. Porcelain, stainless steel, that's it. Nothing else. What's something that day-to-day we're using that we could use a fix? Obviously obviously toilets are at their apex

porcelain is the right thing something that could be just way something that could be way better oh man I think traffic lights suck I think they've been the same my whole life I think they've been the same since they added the LEDs or whatever

to make them like extra bright and that slightly different shade of green, I haven't seen a difference. Sorry to bring this back to, back to cars, but it is my area of expertise. I was just in, in Germany and I've been to Germany a bunch.

It's where car shit happens. So I go to Germany a lot, but, but variable speed limits that change depending on the conditions, you know, middle of the night, no speed limit goes fast. You fucking want, you know, of the night no speed limit goes fast you fucking want you know commuting hours speed limits 120 kilometers an hour which is like 60 you know

or 65 um you know bright sunny day 130 kilometers an hour it's raining 80 kilometers an hour and it changes and the cars are connected so there are no speed limit signs the sign is on your fucking gauge cluster and you will you will hit a new section and it will change right like that and it will go and all the cars will pick up speed immediately and that's a great way civilized i didn't know what america has has that's similar that's also good? When the bridges are like eight lanes wide and when everyone's going into city, it's like six and two. And when they go out of the city, it's two and six or whatever. That's smart.

The little machine that moves the center barrier. Yeah. That's cool. That's a good one. Yeah, yeah. That would be very civilized. I met the guy. I went to a tech conference last year and i met the guy

who invented the ipod okay this guy's a fucking boss for for steve jobs he was in charge of the ipod team under steve jobs and he then were going to do next, like what the thing was going to be that they were going to fix because they'd revolutionized music, right? Or whatever. And someone was like fucking with the air conditioning on the wall. He's like, I don't want to fucking work this thing. And he was like, ding! And they were like, why? Everybody has one of those.

Why is it such a piece of shit? And they bought every single thermostat you could buy, all of them. And they put them all up on this big white wall. And they're looking at it like, why are these all garbage? We have smart devices. Why can't you just fucking turn a knob? Like, why is this not so much easier? And then they invented the Nest.

And now he's got billions of dollars. Yeah, they are. That's a great idea. Yeah, that's exactly what I was thinking of, is that kind of thing to improve. Right. Yeah, like laundry machines like really smart laundry machines would be great or like yeah you know what i want to wash your dryer should be one machine it should wash it and they have that they have they have they have that yeah

they have that the dryer function is not quite as effective as it sounds like my dryer already i'll try it do any of you guys have or uh have any of you guys seen like the very latest induction stoves no no like my friend just got one it is fucking rad like i love like a gas i love gas is it better than gas okay biden like it's it's better like okay it's better and it's worse like if you're a chef if you're like a fucking hardcore chef nothing beats a super powerful gas stove and i installed the most fucking super powerful gas stove in my house it's so powerful it required a bigger gas line i have a three-quarter inch gas line going to my stove it's 36 000 btus okay everything that that notwithstanding that is a big gas line it's a huge gas line i have a

commercial gas meter at my house are you entertaining a lot dozens of people whole pigs when we renovated the house i was like, I want this fucking beast stove. And I wanted a heater that would heat my pool and my hot tub like real fucking fast. So I have a one-inch gas line for my pool heater and a three-quarter for my stove. It's ridiculous. But the new induction stove tops where...

Saving on that water, though. Yeah, we're doing good with the water those buckets in the shower seem like horse shit now when it doesn't matter about the straws folks the law didn't say shit about your pool he's not gonna swim in cold water man and he doesn't he just shouldn't yeah he's evaporating buckets and buckets of water out of his steaming hot pool. I don't keep the pool hot all the time. The pool right now is like over

80 degrees without the heater because it's fucking hot here in the summer. You know what it costs to cool a pool? You got a one-inch free online direct to the summer. And a nuclear power plant. No, but the newest induction stoves are really cool because it's just a black square.

And sometimes not even. They can put them underneath the countertop so you don't have a stove at all. And you can put the pot anywhere on the black stove there's not it's not like a ring where the burner is here it's anywhere and you can even put it here and then move it and the the mover the burner will follow it and so if you touch it it's not hot if your kid fucking falls on it it won't burn them and it's more powerful than electric and it's not it's the whole area and you could do it through the countertop so you can just put the fucking pot on the counter and turn it on and it will just boil water through your countertop it's fucking

badass it's so cool that's really cool do you need special pots and pans yes but but they're not like insanely expensive they just need to be induction burner friendly and most companies make them now yeah there it's my new my new shop we're building a kitchen in and we're and we're putting one in there because it's just the raddest thing ever yeah yeah it's cool yeah i like gas a lot and i i never considered that there was different like very a huge variation on the power of your gas stove until i saw maybe it was some asian cooking where they've got a wok and they're making fried rice and i noticed that underneath that wok it reminded me of my dad's like poultry farm the burners that they use for heaters there. It's just blasting the bottom of that thing with two different rings of like

high, high volume. Yeah. If you get a proper walk set up like the, like, like they would have in a restaurant, the amount of fire that comes up, that comes out under the walk.

I mean, mine's really powerful for a home stove, but like, it's not walk level. But I went to Guy Fieri's kitchen, and he had one, and it was like, oh. You know what I was thinking for my item that could be better? Tires.

Matt might correct me on this, but it just seems like a bad system. We have to replace the sides of the tires, even though they're oftentimes pretty new when you replace a tire. They're filled with air. I feel like there could be a better suspension system than air. Air shocks are not top of the line.

Why are air tires top of the line? Well, I don't know. They have the airless tire, and I don't know if Zach did a BRB, but if he's back, pull up the Michelin airless tire. Yeah, it works very well for low speed stuff they haven't figured out how to make a good tire that can go really fast and handle really good hard cornering without air um but they do have uh the airless tire that's good for off-roading. Yeah, there it is. Off-roading or for like lower speed stuff like UTVs.

Remind me of the NASA tires. UTVs or lawn equipment. Yeah, they look like the Lunar Rover tires. Yeah. The Lunar Rover tires are actually made of metal. They're made of a metal mesh. It seems like you should be able to replace the surface and just like, don't know slide that one off pop a new one on and it would be good for the environment well so on semi trucks they do that semi trucks where they do the retreads where they keep it and they and they do the retread

right with a passenger car it doesn't make a lot of sense and yeah there's the the passenger car a lot of tire waste it's a huge thing like yeah i mean yeah and some tires can be recycled in certain ways they they shred them for that um material where they they make the ground in like playgrounds and shit out of them sometimes garden hoses i like that stuff a lot yeah i do like that stuff a lot we got hurt a lot as kids on those wood chips because the wood chips would be a regular and so there'd be a big long spears in there my cousin did that thing where you get going on a swing set and then fly and i think he landed on his knee in a funny way this is when he was a younger 12 or 13 he put this splinter of wood through his kneecap yikes

like yeah those things were super dangerous but i remember yeah whenever we go to a playground that had the the shredded up tires or even for landscaping for houses if it's if it's fine enough it doesn't it looks good i don't know there's this kid in our grade school who would like pick the because i'm just now realizing that must have been a budget thing for my elementary school that they didn't want good wood chips because they i had the same ones those like long shards and there was this kid that would like pick them up and like put them in his little like belt or pocket like like they were a knife and he would it was a ship yeah yeah it's like dude we're five what's going on with you at home like there's the irregular ones that look like guns a little bit so we'd have a little gun you know as fucking childhood we'd start a gang we'd all uh swear a blood oath write it on a piece

of paper and bury it you know that was you know what could be improved sprinklers like lawns like lawn sprinklers yeah and i actually did see some fucking instagram ad if it probably only works if you have like the typical suburban you know hundred foot by hundred foot square backyard with nothing in it where it's just grass where it basically like almost like like 3d like it laser shot the fucking thing so it preceded it scanned your lawn and it precise precision watered on some Instagram ad. But I think sprinklers could be more efficient. They water go. The things that pop up aren't that great.

They could be more better. It shouldn't be above the ground ever. The water should never go into the air to evaporate. It should all be underground like heated floor systems and houses. You've got that conduit. That might be better than my idea. I pictured something like a Roomba that just shot down and went

all over your yard, like dragging a hose around. Fill your yard with porous hoses that under a certain pressure just leak and then turn it to fucking 10 PSI and it oozes water slowly to your grass. We have that at my house where part of the

landscaping where there's trees and bushes has what they call bubblers under the ground, but the lawn itself has the things that pop up and spray. So I think they could improve that system. How about clamshell packaging? We could entirely get rid of that and come up

with something better pretty fucking your stance is wrong see you're taking this as a consumer though you're acting like they make clamshell packaging for the ease of the consumer and they can't figure out how to make it easier to get into their valuable goods when reality they've made it very difficult on purpose and they've drawn a fine line between too difficult to uh for a consumer to get into and too difficult and and uh not easy enough for a thief to get into in walmart and slip that whatever the fuck into his pocket so they're not gonna change that because they like it just how it is you just don't have a solution for what kyle said but part of the beauty of clamshell packaging is how well you can see the product right if i just put something in a box

like your playstation comes in you don't actually get to see the playstation and if it's a shiny toy that you're selling to kids you need to see it so what i want is half clamshell and then the other half cardboard backing and that's pretty easy to get into and also displays the product it's the all plastic clamshell that you have to cut in with a knife and then like rip it apart and like people stab yourself in the palm trying to open that shit i don't remember how many but there are people who die every year from cutting themselves so deeply like probably through their paper elderly skin on those that they bleed like people go to the er every christmas you know i've definitely caught myself opening i've cut myself on them yeah the ones that are

good is it's like both sides are clamshells, but on the top, in between the two sides, there's a perforated plastic strip that you go rip, and then you can separate it cleanly. But to Kyle's point, a lot of these products are high value per weight. And so they're like, well, yeah, we need to make it sure that this gaming mouse can't be slipped into a pocket. And so it's in this giant clamshell in the brick and mortar store. But even so, that fucking sucks. We have to use shitty packaging because of thieves there's two things that i think we need to stop before they get out of hand okay both related to cars because again this is my wheelhouse one is we are starting to we went from a key to a start button okay it's fine no problem we can press start we can that's nice right the valet situation we had to train ourselves to make sure to give the fob to the valet and

not leave with it right but now they're getting rid of the start button and we are now too late yeah tesla started it rivians on it lucid's on it. I just drove a Volvo, electric Volvo that had no start button. You have to get in it and put your foot on the brake, and then it's just on, which I fucking hate. I don't like that. Because there are all kinds of reasons. And then it doesn't, you know, to get out, to turn it off, you just get out and walk away and lock it. And then it turns off. There's all kinds of reasons to want to turn your car off or want to turn your car on that don't involve stepping on the brake or walking away from the fucking car.

Yeah. Yeah. So we need to eliminate that idea. I have an idea that you might not like, but I do. They have sometimes gotten rid of the shifter, right? So like my truck,

for example, it's an F one 50. If you guys know it, it has a big center console shifter right so like my truck for example it's an f-150 if you guys know it it has a big center console shifter right like it's way too big for like to fuck someone with it it's giant and uh on the dodge for example they just put a little dial on the hockey puck yeah they do hockey way better i would love to reclaim this really valuable space in between the driver and the passenger for i don't know a foam charging little platform are really interesting in a lot of cars most transmissions are electronically controlled and they can use anything from a buttons to a hockey puck to a

column stock like mercedes has ford their customers love that lever. They love it. Their truck customers love that lever. And in fact, the photo that's shown here, I believe, is the F-150 Lightning. And that lever can actually fold flat out of the way entirely emphasizing that it's not a real lever so yeah i i think um it's that one is a weird one that it's like the the type of people that buy those trucks just want that lever feel um as opposed to the puck or the buttons or or whatever but it is not a necessary thing do you know why i think i'll tell you why i would prefer i would absolutely i wouldn't buy a truck that had the puck because if i'm backing up a trailer or something i need to be able to like if i'm turning my head and lurching

back trying to get a boat to do a thing i want to be able to reach blindly grab the shifter and put it right where i want it and never have to turn around and be like, wait, did I, did I click it all the way? Did I, did it engage? I don't know. Yeah.

I need tactile feedback. It's not intuitive. And when I fucking move a column shifter or a, or whatever, and I click, click, click, click,

like I know what gear I'm in. I can do it. If you're using it as a tool, there's going to be a lot of backing up and going forward. It's not just commute. Imagine snow plowing with buttons. You know what I mean? Back and forth and back and forth and back and forth and back and forth be on the steering wheel like your radio controls i mean there's all different kinds of ways i don't need

any help turning my another another uh consideration with trucks is that they want them if you ever short stroke a button, you kill somebody. Ford in particular wants people who are wearing heavy gloves to be able to do it. So if you're working in the winter and you're getting in and out of the truck, they want people to be able to do it. It's just a choice. It's just a choice. Other cars do it other ways. I mean, there's arguments to free up that center console space for whatever else. And there's arguments that people want the tactile feel.

And there's arguments that you want it to work with gloves on. And so I think Ford, you know, at least to their credit, you do need the thing to change gear. But if you need that space for something else while you're working, you can press the button. That shifter goes flat. And then you can flip over the center console. And it's a workstation which is actually pretty creative i like it on the column so much better i i would be so much columns a bunch of people do the columns yeah rivian does column tesla does you know

this happened to me earlier today like a car related ironically is like the gas opening lever on every car. Now is in a different place than where it was 12 years ago. I was walking out to my car from a gas station today. And this woman who frankly was parked eight feet from the, the pump, like it wasn't even close. She wasn't even close to the pump. And like, she was like opening her side and she's like sir do you know where the gas thing is on this car and in my head i'm like i worked at enterprise for a while i know i should know this

and so i went over there and like looked couldn't find a little lever and i'm like oh this is a chevy you just push it and you pop it in and then it pops out and i remember like when i worked at enterprise in like 2013 or whatever, that's when they made a huge shift in all of these. And so like every Ford that came in had a different lever than where the Chevy's was at the time. And the Volvo's had a button. And then the other ones had,

you had to reach under the seat. You had to like tell people before they rented a Kia at the time. Like now it's not where it should be. It's in a random place. Yeah, it was fucking annoying. Now they're all electronic releases, so they can just put the button wherever it's easy. That's no good.

As opposed to a lever connected to a cable. That's no good. Yeah, you should be able to push it and get it out. What if my battery's fucking dead? What if the car's broken down? No gas for you, bud. That's why I'm on the side of the road with a dead battery out of gas.

Yeah. Both die at the same time. What if there's a multi-phased problem here where the battery's only dead? You know what I mean? I bet you can pull on the gas cap with a little enthusiasm and it'll pop open. I guarantee. You would break it, but you could. Would you?

Yeah, you would. You'd break the lock thing. You know what my Ford has? Just real quick, Kyle, that I love, love, love. There's no gas cap. There's just a hole in there. And when you stick the gas, what is it called? The pump, the nozzle, the tube.

It just pushes it out of the way. The fuel dick, yeah. Ford owns the patent on that. And any other car you see, they had to pay Ford to use the rights to that. It's so wonderful. I hate the gas amp. I hate screwing it off. They started doing that a long time ago.

They started doing it in 2008, I think. They've had it for a while. Yeah, the easy fill filler. Guys, I got to go. And you got to do ads. So you know me. I never do three. I got to stay out get out while

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You can tell Kyle has been using his a good bit, getting the use out of it. This thing is excellent. Really putting it through its paces. All right. I'll say this. Really putting it through its paces. Alright? Yeah. I'll say this. It's got good battery life too. The Puffco I would say only hits it five times before it needs a recharge. Like something super lame like that. And it's so shitty, the Puffco. I hate it.

Terrible. You'll probably fire it up three times just trying to get it to work. I hated that junk. This thing works every time. I was thinking about hitting it now but maybe maybe not we'll see makes me cough um i love it a lot it's got an american flag on here i don't know if it's made in america or if they're just you know being patriotic but either way i appreciate it i like the america i like the little carrying case it has it's like a nice nice carry i got it's

stink proof so you could fly with it and let and not trigger off anything although there's no dogs the airport for weed anymore anyway but back to your point about the nerd ropes being not for single use i measure it and do a little mental math real quick and then tear that much off and now i've got like my dose so like my dose is around three to six hundred milligrams so i'll tear off that much and i'll eat that much fucking rope but um i'm not a super big the nerds are good there to sort of mask the flavor of what's an edible you know we're talking about edibles the nerds do a really good job of masking that but sometimes i'll like pinch a few of those off so they're just because it's so much candy i don't i candy. I gotta get some of the candy

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Poor Toby just got attacked by the yellow jackets again. I gotta go. No! I gotta find a way to kill those things tomorrow i thought i'd gotten them with that can of wd-40 i sort of missed it at them the other day but apparently that didn't take care of it no i didn't didn't take i got like yellow jackets all over my stone is that an actual solution wd-40 for that or you just that's just what you had i know if i

it'll kill them if on contact but i gotta get in the hole like your dd that they bring back to the queen i'm making no what so there's what i'm going to do is get a whole can of hornet spray run right up to the hole and just dose it down the hole and i might get stuck once but they'll all back but what i would do if i had i don't know a can of gasoline handy that works too you could dump that on there boiling water might even do the trick but um you know then you scald yourself way down the hole that's what i thought too i did it to fire ants in my front yard the other day because i didn't have any ant killer and there was like an ugly ant hill in my yard all by itself

i boiled boiled the water and poured it on them and it killed the shit out of the grass it's just like fuck this is worse than can i have the worst now i've got like a like a like a mud like mud where the anthill was and dead grass it seems like you shouldn't try this approach again with the with the wasps you know the outcome where the wasps are in the ground is the backyard, and it's a particular back corner of my backyard. I think they go up there to poop. But he got all stung out.

They were in his little ears. Poor little fucker. Poor guy. I was dog-related today. I was just looking around, hunting for dogs in my area. I was looking at Bichons because I love Bichon Frise. They're cute, smart, little, fluffy, no-shed dogs. And so I was looking around for Bichons, seeing what they had.

And I was looking to adopt, like to try and make sure that it's not like a puppy mill situation, but with a dog like a Bichon because it's very specific. Sometimes, you know, you have to be wary of that stuff and so i found this little little puppy that i sent you the picture of and i you know on the little contact sheet when you're on those adoption websites you can be like put in your email put in your phone number and a little message and like they'll reach out to you about the dog and so i like put in my phone number and in the message thing, I was like, I'm interested unless this is a puppy mill. And and then I just hit submit. And then like maybe I did this in a pre shower shit after I was working out.

And before I had wiped, I got a call. And so like immediately I get a call from, from this lady, from this, uh, adoption agency. And I guess my note had, had gotten her like, uh, noticed. And as a little puppy and I, I called, uh, she called me rather. And I'm like, Hey, give me the details on the dog. And she was like, well, uh, so, you know, the, on the dog and she was like well uh so you know the some people think that that some of our locations are a puppy mill but it's not and like i was like all right don't lead like that don't don't lead a sale like that and from by the time i got to the end of the conversation like it became pretty obvious that like this woman was being genuine where she's like, I'm working on behalf of a company that I don't have like total fucking control because it's like

national, but I can vouch for my location and this other one that it's all above board and this and that. And we get our dogs from this and they go through these rigamarous and everything. And so by the end of that conversation, I'm like, all right, I'm, I'm, I'm kind of convinced of it. And then I was like what's the what's the adoption fee on this dog like how much am i looking at here can i guess yes okay so this is a bijan friger or whatever little suckers and it's like the one you wanted so it's per lesson or some shit yeah like you're low she's a cutie yeah yeah yes uh i'm gonna say 2500 to 3500 1250 is my number what's the truth kyle's almost exactly as 2990 yeah like almost i was gonna split the difference if you'd

forced a number on me yeah i'm looking at dogs too i'm looking at dogs too and like the creme de la creme are usually unless you go to something silly with some european the bloodline is strong and they've got pictures of champions going back three generations or some shit you do that you get into five and ten thousand dollar dogs at the end of the conversation i felt like i felt like bad for the lady because like she clearly loves dogs and is like doing everything she can to like place them in good homes and is having to deal with bad reputations of the whole industry and whatnot. And so it's like, yeah, I get why you would reach out and be like, we're not like that. I know it's a understood thing.

What are the odds you have a dog before the next show? Oh, I would say zero. Yeah, it's going to take a while to try and find a good one. Unless I just impulsively do it. That's entirely possible. Sounds like you found a good one. Unless I just impulsively do it. That's entirely possible. Sounds like you found a good one. What a... Maybe.

I'm not going to pick the first Bichon I come across. I'm going to poke around a little bit. I just searched adopt a Bichon. And then I went to a few different websites. So I'm good at this, I think. Because I did so much searching for Toby when I bought him. It turned out puppies.com is the best website to find a puppy what puppies.com has it has this it's not a great search

feature once you figure out how to use it it can be a little janky at first but you can save your searches you can search between dozens of wackadoo crossbreeds like have a poos and duskies and and boogles and and whatever the fuck and this is a great price this is so much you can you could you need to make an account but you're gonna need that account to correspond with them that way everybody's certified and like on the up and up so you're not buying puppies from a guy who doesn't exist in a parking lot somewhere he's gonna beat you up and take your $3,000 you brought. You know what I mean? So everybody, it's all in the up and up.

And I don't know about puppy meals specifically, but the people I bought my dog from was a family. Yeah, it's such a good resource. And you can search by newest puppies, by closest to you. And these sound like common sense features, but you don't find them on most of the other websites. Most of the other websites are for a specific breeder who has one

female or three females and one male. It's like, yeah, we'll have a litter of puppies next year. You excited? Fuck you. With this website, you can get shit done. They'll deliver puppies to you. There's a whole service where they drive puppies to your state and bring them to you. But with this website, you can get shit done. And they'll deliver puppies to you. There's a whole service where they drive puppies to your state and bring them to you if they're in Kentucky or something.

Look at little Willow. What a sweet avapoo. That's such a cute dog. Yeah, yeah. There's so many awesome dogs. I don't know what have stands for. But poo is poodle. So it's Hav Poodle, obviously. What's the H?

Oh, Havanese Hybrid. I just happened to see that in All About Me. She is a Havanese Hybrid. I don't know what that is. Never heard of it. It looks like a dog from a movie, though. I thought I knew my dogs. That's a cute little puppy.

Oh, Zach has a Havanese. All right, well, he knows. Small world. Yeah, small world. Small world. Yeah. Small world. I'm mostly looking at, because like I said, we put a dog down this week. And so I've been looking at dogs. But mostly at miniature Bernie Doodles and miniature Aussie Doodles. Because they're like Toby, but little.

And I find that appealing. You're just going to get get another dog just a little version of toby yeah like a it needs to be a little dog for sure my i might get a uh a dachshund i've looked at those and there's pomskies i don't know but please zach you have to show anton this is the name's more of a personality thing to me now Now, with Toby, his name was Toby when I bought him, and so I just kept it because he looked like a Toby. But I usually try to name them something personality-based if I can, or maybe they do something. Look at little Anton here.

Oh, what a sweet little guy. You don't like little dogs like that? Nah, that's a mid-ass puppy. I don't want any part of that. Oh, he's so sweet. You're ridiculous. I want to, like, flinch at him and scare him oh you're a monster i want him i want him to be my best friend and i'm like that's my guy he comes over he hangs out with me he's gonna have those messy little let me have this dirty tear duct i don't care i'm gonna

get you a little wet well with poodles you can't get all of it because it stains over time, but you get a little wipe on them. You go like that. I bleach his little eyes. Oh, don't do that. I'm not letting you hang out with Anton. You leave Anton with me. We have such different tastes in dogs.

You're probably not. I searched for Great Dane and saw a bunch of cool ones. I'm not remotely interested in any of the dogs you like. All right. Let me talk about dogs that you like. Great Dane mixes. I've been. So when I sometimes when I search, I thought I knew what I wanted.

So I had I did it. But then I was just like, show me everything. Show me everything you have. And they mix Great Danes with like an Irish wolfhound. And you get this ridiculous Great Dane that's all fuzzy. They do German Shepherd Great Danes, so they

have a German Shepherd's face, but enormous and goofy. I love when they play God. I don't want some normal dog. Labradors go extinct. Fuck off. Only doodly-doos. Yeah. Doodly-doos and And yeah. Doodle-doos and

those kind of dogs should survive. You made a smart move getting a half poodle with Toby. Very smart. I really like it. I've got him shaved down because it's hot as fuck. And he loves it. I hose him down. He's easy to clean. He doesn't shed. He's hypoallergenic.

And you know, he's easy to clean. He doesn't shed. He's hypoallergenic. He's smart ish. He's not dumb. Littles help make dogs smarter. They're a smart breed. They use them for mixing all the time. It makes them smarter and they don't shed.

It's the most common mix. If it was up to me, I think i would get a a palmski which is half pomeranian half husky and they can combine in a lot of weird ways so sometimes it doesn't look good but the ideal look to me is basically a little husky it turns into a little husky with more silly fur. It would be better. Ceremonial for her.

Bigger husky. That's a husky like St. Bernard. Yeah, I guess you just go to wolf, right? Or a wolf hybrid. They have temperament issues, but I bet a husky St. Bernard is cool. Yeah, St. Bernard's are known for having great temperaments, right? I don't know. I thought they were like the gentle giant dog, right?

Or is that not right? Yeah, it sounds right now that you say it. They're known for slobbering too, which is the thing. What was Beethoven in that movie? St. Bernard. Yeah, St. Bernard. I've only ever seen one in real life. They have those droopy face thing. I think they have a genetic eye issue the same way labs

do maybe i know with our lab we had to he had he had to have an eye surgery to fix some sort of lower eyelid deformity or malformation that labs have genetically sometimes i don't remember the specifics but a lot of labs had bad hips and our labs had bad hips even though they were like i don't know it was a backyard breeder. I'm not sure if that's good or bad. Whoa. It's a good dog. I got a feeling that man is smaller than the average man in case that's somebody's relative.

The dog. I don't want to insult him or anything. But yeah, that's a big ass dog either way. This is like when bodybuilders pose and the other one gets like two feet closer to the camera. Yeah. Yeah. Get out of here, bro. Don't force any perspective on me. I love any kind of dog. It's just I don't I'm hip to this trip. I don't want a hundred pound dog

like I I want a dog that can just like snuggle up next to me on the couch or like sleep next to me in bed and not take up a huge 200 pound dogs will do that. Yeah, but they'll take up the fucking couch. They do take up the whole couch. That's a beautiful dog. And when they pass gas...

Is that like mixed with a raccoon? What is that? Is it a chow and a husky? What if you mixed a raccoon and a dog? You could give it hands. I wonder if he's got a blue tongue like a fucking husky. I can almost see a little.

That'd be cute. I don't know why I'm mentioning that. I just think that huskies have those blue tongues which is a weird breed thing I guess I never noticed that I like when they mix the breeds because they get rid of a lot of the genetic hip dysplasia and

neurological issues and just issues with cancer like it so many people I know who have purebred pets end up losing those pets having to put them down because of cancers uh and it's like why are these dogs so prone to cancer it's because they've been fucking bred down that narrow ass breeding line to keep the blood pure for way too long and they're like the mcpoils of the animal world. I'll get some little dog mixed with a poodle. Something like that.

I like the Cavapoos. Yeah, they mix poodles with everything. That Cavapoo that you sent me and then I sent Zach and then he showed us earlier is a cool fucking option. Most of the dogs that I'm looking at that I think are cool

are mini Aussie Doodles. Mini Aussie Doodles. It's anian shepherd and then they do like two generations to make it miniature and mix it with a poodle as well it's gonna be a wild dog they got his blue eyes so that that kind of look around all crazy i like that a lot and you know they're doodly australian shepherds like need more movement and exercise than any other dog, don't they? Yeah, but you miniaturize it, you doodlyze it, and he's good to go now. He likes the couch and he can run in the yard.

Toby likes to run. I mean, we probably play and he goes outside and goes wild for two hours a day, just like beating ass outside, running around as fast as he can and tugging on toys and stuff and those dogs are fucking cute love dogs yeah dogs are the best

I I'm almost torn on if I should get to because if I'm not home like I don't want them to be lonely yeah yeah I'll tell you what if you get oh it'd be cool if we got siblings.

And pull them apart from each other to different states. Well, they're going to be pulled apart anyway. You get two, and then I'll get the third brother or whatever is what I'm saying. If you find triplets, let's do it. I'll get the two cababoos and you get one. Don't call them brothers and sisters.

Call them fraternal twins because it's cooler. Fraternal twins. Yeah. That's why they all look so similar. Yeah. I'm excited to get a dog. We'll see when it happens. And I'm also almost torn.

So many of my friends have gotten dogs that are already one year old, like a year and a half. And so they're like good to go. They are trained. They know like they're not going to piss in your house, but also like that puppy phase is so fun and cute and everything. Like, but there is a huge trade off there. Like if I,

I'd be like sitting here doing the show and being like, Oh, another piss stain happening right there in my living room in real time. Can't fix that right now. I guess that's soaking in. I'm with you. I like slightly older dogs. A year, year and a half, it's a good spot.

I don't know. I feel like I bonded so well with Toby. Man, you don't want to hear about how cute my goddamn dog is, but my dog's fucking cute. I'll be in bed and he comes in there and jumps in and he just flops into me with his full body weight and he's got to be leaned against me if i move over and let him go flat on the bed that's no good that's not what he wanted he's got to be touching he wants his body weight into me and he must weigh 50 or 60 pounds he's not a giant or anything but he's laying right across my ankles all night long

and i fucking love it fucking love it great day you wouldn't like it though yeah that's that's a giant he pins me down at night and i can't move how much do they eat because toby eat all right obviously your dogs eat more than my dog but my dog eats this huge dog bowl of food and i'm always i'm like dude i can't eat that much there's no way as adults that aren't growing anymore four cups a day it used to be six i don't know how that compares i feel like like doesn't eat six for sure but he might be eating four cups at a time too oh no two cups at a time we met we we feed him twice a day

yeah i feed him twice a day but he eats a i mean it's like a pounder it's so much food and and i'll be like i kept giving him more and more because he's a year almost exactly he's growing thinking yeah yeah yeah that makes sense but i keep thinking i'll give him this much he'll never eat that and and then i'll next time i'll give him less and we'll dial in exactly how much he wants but he always finishes the bowl no matter what so i don't know what will happen is he'll hit two years or something and it'll be like you know what he's getting a little fat this isn't the right amount anymore. Yeah, my other dog got fat. She sneaks.

I don't hate fat dogs. Fat people? Nah, not cool. Fat dogs? Fat fish? Bring them on. Fat fish I'd be okay with. That's a happy fish. That's just more buoyancy. I feel bad because the dog gets all tuckered out too fast.

It gets too hot. She's laying there like yeah no you're right you're degrees there's a balance to be struck though i just don't need my dog to be an athletic champion looking maybe it's because my dog is old i have two old dogs one of them is a little chubby ender and the other one's super skinny like an elderly old woman and it's not it's not what you want you'll might be time to search for some dogs soon yourself it sucks so bad losing that little pupper i felt awful all week all over with the living room full of people all like family and friends came to say goodbye

the little dog and everybody's hugging her and kissing her it was a it was a rough scene i keep crying every time i find a fucking like it was time to feed her it was time it's like time to feed all the dogs and her food is special so there's normally this other step for feeding this and it's like not doing that tonight it was it was a real bummer it still is it's still fucking sad the uh the ashes show up tomorrow so that'll be we going to have a whole meltdown tomorrow around noon. I hear you. It's the sort of thing where a little time passes and you forget how emotionally painful it can be,

but it's, it's brutal. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's my little friend, you know, I spend all day with that,

with those, with his dogs. And that one in particular was a 16 years old and real sick with the heart failure. So I keep her right next to me on like a tuffet, like a little pile of cushions. It's like, you doing OK? You cool enough? You got enough air? You want to know this time?

She had a seizure. She had a seizure and was just laboring with her breathing just always panting and um uh she would get fluid on her lungs um so she had this cough um and that was getting worse just everything was really coming to a head and it was clear she just wasn't oh she stopped eating as well, like 12 hours before. I know it's hard, but that's the best. That's the best ending. I've had all the endings. I've had the die too early all of a sudden in a snap.

Didn't expect that. That sucks. I've had the really slow fade away where you make the decision to put the dog down and you second guess it. You could have done it six months ago and it would have been an act of kindness, or maybe you could have waited six more months because she was still existing. Good days and bad days. That's a really hard time to get it right. But the situation you've had, which I've had too, is the dog's declining you know it's old

you know it's not doing well and then undeniably it's go time so you take whatever your two more days and you do it that's even what i said i i was like maybe today was a bad day maybe today was a bad day but then the next day wasn't a good day and it's like it's time and uh you know the vet came over to the house and did and did the whole thing and uh took a little paw print and um but yeah those ashes show up tomorrow and i'm gonna have a fucking meltdown it's gonna be it's gonna be rough tomorrow around noon when those show up because nobody i i'll know when the doorbell rings it's gonna be i'll be crying when I get to the door. It'll be fucking pitiful.

What are you going to do with the ashes? The diamond thing? Or sprinkle them around your home? I'm either going to do the diamond thing. Or I'm... Your girlfriend's like, i loved her too but yeah i want it deep in the shag never leaving uh either something some i wouldn't be completely opposed to just keeping the ashes

in a ceremony and i fucking earn but, but either diamond, urn, or scattering somewhere pretty. I haven't decided. It's not entirely up to me, but I don't know. Something befitting the dog and her happy little life that she lived. She always loved getting into the trash cans.

She did. She did. That's what she would have wanted. Kyle's singing Come Sail Away. Jesus Christ. Flush the toilet. Come sail away.

She always jams the toilet. It's what she would have wanted. Oh, it's dark. That's one of the reasons... It's not much good stuff to do with ashes. I can understand liking the big dogs, but man, it's a bummer how they only live for that

seven to ten sort of years thing. If you've got a 12-year-old Great Dane, he's a great Great Dane. That's an old-ass dog. But those little dogs, I don't know exactly how it works but something about metabolisms and smaller creatures they just live longer you know but this dog was 16 and you know she ran around she this wasn't a crippled dog you know up until very recently she was running around yapping playing with toys and shit um and a lot of them do that i i'm pretty sure my dad currently has

this mixed breed mutt it's got to be 20 man i know the world record's 23 but i'm telling you he had this dog when i graduated high school that was 2004 this dog is 19 yeah it looks like a um it's mixed like a basset hound it looks like a Basset Hound if you had to pick a breed that it looks like. It's primary. And that dog's been living on a farm for 20 years, running behind tractors,

running under fucking equipment and just might have been a healthy lifestyle. Right? Whereas most dogs kind of exist on the couch her siblings all her she had another sibling that was couch potato and died a decade ago and it's like living that active life lived yeah because they we've been in this house for eight years now i think and uh it's i don't know 14 acres 15 acres that they go

outside a couple times a day they get it maybe it's been good for them i guarantee it is because the dog that lived the couch potato life died way i mean the other dog's still still there like we don't cap at 19 it's got to be the same as people i have i have no documentation but this dog is close enough to the world record for the oldest dog in the world that it's meant that it's worth mentioning i'm i think what was that with 32 or something is that the record oh i i think i saw some dog a while back that was 20s like early 20s someone claimed they had a cat that was like 30 something i mean shit there's so many of them dude you get enough tries like who's to say why not it's gonna be a japanese god just forgets about a pit

you just keep going i mean look at our congress yes god has forgotten about biden and and uh because i think the lord noticed her recently yeah he's oh did she die no she fell and oh they're talking about power of attorney and shit like that like it's uh so i was thinking 21 years it's 31 years for the oldest fucking dog so not, not even close. I mean, I bet if we saw a picture of him, you'd be like, yeah, yeah, that's the 31-year-old dog. I believe you. Just get out of here. It's terrible.

No teeth, no eyes, one foot. You've got the record. Can he die now? Please. This is my pup, Methuselah. Oh, hell yeah. He looks great. Dude, I want to pet that big boy and shake his paw.

That's fucking... That dog does not look old enough. No. No, he doesn't. There's no fucking way that's the oldest dog ever. Now, I can't read what it says. It says Guinness Book of World Records certificate. I don't know what the rest of it says, though.

Yeah, but I mean, like, how much of a really check in the Guinness? Yeah, it says the dumbest dog. It's the dumbest dog in America. It just says bestest boy at the bottom. That's what you should do. You should give Toby

a Guinness World Record plaque that just says the best boy and take a photo of him. It's like five dogs. You'll have to come up with other categories. Three dogs now. Christ. Down to three now.

But soon to be four or maybe five. I like them a lot. I love my dogs. I really do. They're great. I have whole conversations with them toby's super vocal so he's i'll talk to him and he'll talk back it's super fun love every day we get clips from kyle just following toby around his house being like you got a whole 12 pack don't you you got the whole twin and he picked up a whole 12 pack of soda and carried it up two flights of stairs and then jumped into a bed with it and he's just standing

there with it in his mouth because he's such a fucking goober he knows you like pepsi zero he wants to be like you that's what it is he sees me with these pepsis and he wants to be like me oh that's cute he wants to be just like he lies down just outside my shower there's a shower mat he lies on the shower mat and watches me through the glass door and he looks worried i think he's worried i'm gonna drown in there and he's like keeping an eye on me whenever he hears me go in there he's like all right let's play lifeguard again that's that's genuinely how it feels it feels like he's looking out for me that's cute the uh yeah that's not something that like my small dog could do this is he's not gonna help me this is pitiful but the

uh the husky he's 10 years old now and he never comes upstairs because he has a hard time getting up the stairs and uh he's been coming up the stairs ever since the little dog got put down and looking around every day. Oh, because he got he'd never been upstairs before. And he comes up every day now and goes room to room and looks around. And they never had any. They never really interacted. They were just kind of like lived around each other.

But you can tell he's just like, what's going on here? Where should we go? He'll like peek into rooms. I have extra rooms. No, go to the next room. No. It's real pitiful. Dogs are so

human in that way. We don't deserve dogs. Some of us do. I'm great. Come on. Everybody loves dogs. Some of us do. Not me. I'm great. Everybody loves dogs. Everybody who's normal loves dogs. And some people who aren't normal.

Hitler loved dogs. That's what I was thinking. He was all about German Shepherds. I don't know if it was a German Shepherd thing or a dog thing. I don't think I've ever seen him admiring other types of dogs. I've seen video of him playing with it. I've seen video of him playing with it. I've seen video of him playing with his dog. Blondie? Other dogs.

Blondie, yeah. I remember that. Remarkable that you know that. Oh, I've seen the History Channel. And It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia. And It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia. And you combine those together and you've got it pretty well wrapped up. The Eagle's Nest, The Third Reich, Hitler.

See, I was trying to say I learned it from a documentary, but you're more right about It's Always Sunny. I learned that. I don't know how I feel about him poisoning the dog in the end. They say it was to test the potency of his cyanide capsules that he gave the dog the cyanide. But I always, and I guess it is, because I could imagine putting the dog down because cyanide. But I always, and I guess it is, because I could imagine

putting the dog down because the Russians are coming. I'm not going to let the Russians get Blondie, but who knows what they'll do? Their dirty fucking Slavic hands. I mean, we raped our way across Eastern Europe all the way to fucking Stalingrad. They're going to want some payback on Blondie.

They're going to rape the dog, you think? They may indeed rape Blie and and i wouldn't want that so i probably leave the dog alone and steal the washing machine just based on what i'm looking at and uh i think that uh he did test the cyanide capsule on the dog though he ended up taking the cyanide and then shooting himself which is an interesting let's bet let's make double why would you do two like and how do you not trust cyanide isn't like i my understanding of a cyanide pill wasn't like and that's the exact amount to end your life i thought it was like this is a chunk of poison it will kill you like you're going to die it could kill all the eight people if we all split this maybe i'm not sometimes that sometimes people survive it and sometimes they're scarred by it i guess uh remember that was the

whole deal with that james bond villain as he had bitten his obviously it's james bond but he had bitten the james the capsule and it had fucked his whole face up because he survived it and then was that the guy who's captured and tortured don Don't put it in your pocket. Yeah. Different movie, but yeah, that's Javier Bardem. No, it's the same movie. It's the same movie. Mr. Bond, don't put that in your pocket or it will become just a magical orb. I've never seen that movie.

I don't know what it's about. That's how he looks at you. Yeah, yeah, you nailed it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. that's good yeah i love that fucking movie i want to i want to re-watch no country for old men that movie is so fucking good so good the pacing is great i like how slow it is at the start the third act you know i don't like how it ends it's not how i would have wanted it to end it's how would you have ended it kyle man you know i want the oldtimey shootout and everything,

but if you watch a film theorist, a real buff talk about No Country for Old Men, they'll start telling you that Javier Barden's character isn't even there, that there is no Javier Barden, that he's some sort of force of evil or something. No, he killed that guy in the police station in the beginning. He's real. He kills a lot of people in the movie.

He kills the guy who gave the... I'm mixed on the ending. He comes and shoots the guy. He gave the Mexicans a transmitter. He thought that more hunting would be... That's ridiculous. You picked the fool for the job. I'm with you.

I see. The ending wasn't perfect. I agree. Something something about it i just couldn't put my finger on it it seemed unfinished even though i guess if you look carefully there's a reflection in the doorknob or something and and you know he just decided to bug out of there and retire but that is a fizzle i agree and. And I, on the other hand, but our main character with the bag of money, he fizzles, he gets killed off screen by the gangsters with his wife in front of her. We don't get to see him. He doesn't get to defend himself.

He doesn't even, we don't even get to see it happen. We are told about it. Yeah. So I like on one hand, it's unsatisfying on the other. If it was a shootout, like every other movie made in Hollywood,

would it be such a classic? If it was, at the end, we did what you expected us to do and either the good guy or the bad guy won. Would that have been as good a movie? I totally agree with what you're saying. For me, it would have.

What makes it great to me is Javier Bardem's character and his ridiculous villain. it would have because what what makes it great to me is harvey harvey or bardem's character um ardins character and his ridiculous villain and then josh brolin's character as this like man from a different time that i really admire it's like oh man they wouldn't got one of the 1950s cowboys and and made a movie about like brought him up into i guess it's in the 70s though by based on the cars 80s early 80s it's something that time period based on the car it feels like 80s tech too uh i don't know i i like that movie a lot and the end i'm liking it less and less and less

and then i don't mind the part that you mentioned which is when tommy lee jones character goes to the motel and javier barden is hiding inside the motel. He's been looking for the money, the briefcase, the satchel, and he's hiding behind the door. And Tommy Lee Jones character does not walk into the room. And I'm sure that that's meant to be not exactly taken literal. That's supposed to mean something. I don't care what it means. I'm okay with it though. That doesn't bother me. I don't care what it means. I'm okay with it, though. That doesn't bother me. I didn't like seeing Josh Brolin's character, or rather not seeing Josh Brolin's character get his full due, because he's been the smart guy this whole way through. He's the guy that when he closed the door, he's like, put a chair against that just in case. I mean, I have been fleeing across the country. I am a ghost in the wind, but I mean, I got a bag. I got a million dollars in a bag and a gun next to me.

And there's a hit man out there door chair against the door. And let's hide the money up that he's always thinking. And you watch him think he shows you. He doesn't tell you when he when he's thinking and doing things. There's this scene where he opens the money the first time in the desert. And I can't remember what the line was, but Josh Brolin improvises. And if you can't call it an improvisation, but it worked so well.

He's out there, dead Mexicans, cartel on the ground, bodies everywhere. He's been hiking. Million dollars. Doesn't say that. I love it.

I love that whole scene in the beginning where you've got this, you know, man's man out there hunting for antelope probably to eat and he's come upon this situation that he's pretty well suited for I think he may have been a nom

which further kind of leans toward this being around the 80s I love that movie and it fizzles and I don't get my it'd be like he's like a Rambo type character he's a you just oh we lost your audio's like a Rambo type character. He's a. You just lost your audio. He's a Rambo type character.

Yeah, exactly. I, yeah. And Kyle makes a lot of good points, but I just think if it had the typical ending of every other Western with a big shootout that they'd have to do it in a really clever way because i'm thinking tombstone ended well and that was a shootout but something about like val kilmer getting there before white earp i don't know my actors like kyle does yes you know like it it makes tombstone a good movie but it didn't just have the typical shootout that i was expecting no country for old men would have had to do something that i can't think of. I don't know what that is.

Tombstone had three or four great shootouts. You've got the shootout, the okay corral. You've got one wider walks on water across that, across that Creek and breaks the ambush apart, turns the table on the others. And then you got when Michael beans, Ringo,

Ringo gets surprised by Val Kilmer's doc holiday showing up at the old oak tree. John Ringo. surprised by Val Kilmer's Doc Holliday showing up at the old oak tree. Johnny Ringo, look like you stepped out your grave. It's not seen a ghost. It's something like that. Something like that. It's like, yeah, it's the only guy that Johnny Ringo has been afraid of this whole fucking movie. The thinking man's assassin fucking rogue.

Not only is he such a fun character. They speak in Latin back and forth. You're like, whoa, the bad guys have one too? Like, it's cool. See that, honey? That's Latin. He's an educated man. Now I really hate him.

He does the thing with the cup. I've heard great things about Tombstone. What? You haven't seen Tombstone? No, I haven't. One of my least favorite brands of frozen pizza. Even worse than Jack's somehow. Tombstone.

Does that have Clint Eastwood? No. No. It has John Wayne. Are you being a problem right now on purpose? Are you fucking with me? In a way, but also I don't know who's in Tombstone.

I thought that Clint Eastwood was a good guess and John Wayne's a good guess too. Kurt Russell. Kurt Russell, Val Kilmer. Val Kilmer. Now he was in Top Gun. I haven't seen that.

I haven't seen Top Gun. I will at some point see Top Gun. What else is he from other than Top Gun? Val Kilmer. You want a list? Is he from Rocky? Is he from Rocky?

No, he's not from Rocky. I haven't seen Rocky, so I don't know. Now he's kidding, right? No, I haven't seen Rocky. I haven't seen any of them. He hasn't seen Rocky. He hasn't seen any of them. Did you have a TV growing up?

Yeah. He's like a romanian immigrant sometimes i think he's a fucking soviet spy that they like ditched because the cold war ended and they my movie now i if like realistically if i had to estimate my percent of movie knowledge compared to kyle's i might say five percent like kyle really may have seen 20 movies for every one I've seen. Not only has Kyle seen a lot of movies, but he has a... Somehow they stick in his

memories better than most. His recall is excellent. Sometimes. Sometimes I can't remember fucking J.K. Simmons' real name, but it's J.K. Simmons. Do you know who J.K. Simmons is? Yes, we are farmers. The author of Harry Potter potter everyone knows this when he's like drum faster i'm a big bully and like yeah i saw that drum movie with him in it

and it was entertaining but it was hard to take seriously because like at the end of the day he's a guy who's like jj jameson from spider-man's, that's how I, yes. Yeah. Yeah. But he, what he, that drumming movie, that music movie wasn't great. It kept me. I didn't watch him. Drum line. What movie is this?

It's he's basically like the, the head of the chorus or some shit, the, the band. And everyone's like, we all want to, you have to work really hard to, to be then this guy's troop.

And he like walks in semi jacked. And no, I haven't seen Rocky, but I've seen this yeah you've seen drumline it's probably like drumline three the reckoning too that's what it's called yeah it wasn't good i've never seen drumline but sharknado 2 was a winner yeah i haven't seen that one either well you're you're very upsetting to talk to about the sort of movies with kyle because like i can just be totally honest of my ignorance and it frustrates you yeah well it's like a it's it's it's my favorite part

of pop culture it's my favorite thing i love it i love the art of it um it's beautiful to me it's i i like playing that is it six degrees of kevin bacon or whatever when you try to connect people i love doing that in my head that's a little that's a fun game to kill time i told you uh i told you like a while back that i've never seen ghostbusters right yes yeah that was i think that one got you pretty good yeah because it's a real fundamental piece of comedy starring some of the greatest of all time in this weird mishmash of cocaine fueled comedy gold with you know just written and helmed by harold i don't think i'm not gonna go through it i loved ghostbusters because it came out when i was the right age for it um but i think if you watch it now you'd be like it's maybe overrated i watched it last year

i i i watched it 4k it was beautiful and uh no i like it i still like i like watch bill i like i like bill murray a lot and some people find him to be i don't know they also don't like chevy chase that sort of smartest guy in the room too cool for class even though he's an ugly chubby guy you know bill murray in particular like look i like bill murray because he's somehow the smartest guy in the class like you said without being an asshole uh in my opinion but it also is like where is your humility you are you couldn't get laid in high school like i don't know maybe he's got the riz but i just see bill murray, you shouldn't be that happy with yourself when you're ugly.

I think I, it's usually a character, I guess, but, but it's just sort of like what you take from him. Um, but, but anyway,

uh, you should apologize. It's something that in every role, I was talking about Baldur's gate because you do know about that and, and it won't, it won't upset me. Uh, so for those who don't know balder's gate uh i

didn't know anything about balder's gate one two or three or that there was this thing made by lorian studios or whatever and that they had this cool ceo who didn't think of profit margins as his primary factor um there's no dlc in this game there's no micro transactions in this game. There's no microtransactions in this game. They made a point of saying, we made a full game and sold it for full price or whatever. It's been in early access for a number of years, apparently. And it's 97 on Metacritic. It's closing in on the most played game of all time with concurrent players on Steam.

That's the stat I'm talking about. 815,000, I think it capped out at which is crazy pubg was around a million if i remember but it's been it's been years um it is different from anything i've ever played before they say it's a crpg but then i was i googled that and it said that's a computer role-playing game and i was like okay, okay, they all are. So that doesn't really work. And then I was like, is it an action role-playing game? I'm not sure how to describe it other than saying it's a very, very in-depth RPG. If you're the kind of guy who skips cut scenes, don't bother.

And it really matters what your character is. If you decide to be an elf who's smart, you will have a completely different playthrough than if you just pick, I don't know, a human who's strong and kind of go through that. Things will happen differently for you. But the combat is

where this thing is completely different from anything I've ever done. The closest I've come to the combat in this turn-based manner is Pokemon. Games like that where you've got multiple entities or magic the gathering you know because i've never played dnd i don't know anything about it but that's the other thing i anyone who plays dnd you're one of those hyper nerds who like hangs out with your buddies

around a table my god they made a game for you they took and i don't know why it's not just called dungeons and dragons if they were just going to do that, they copied the rule set and everything and made it work in a game. Perfectly. I'm having so much fun. It, there were some growing pains where at first I'd play for like an hour and be like, I think I'm done with this for now.

And, but every time I go back to it, I play for longer because I get more invested and I get better at it. And I got fucked up by those goblins a couple times in a row trying to sure trying to be a little too clever at that approach but that's the thing like that kyle's explaining is like you can go into the fight like we did and we tried to like oh there's a little kind of hideout here with some goblins and i'm sure there's loot and stuff there and we kind of want to get past them and so we go there and we like try the initial thing which is what you always do in these games

which is like combat let's try and knock them out and move through but unlike diablo or vermentide like or every enemy every single yeah every game every single enemy out levels you and so like by numbers and by strength like if you see a level four guy who's got like 50 HP, it's like, oh, that's a real problem right now because we're all truly weak. You level so, so slowly. And so we got blown out like twice trying this fight before we realized, all right, we have to who among us is the most suave? Who's got the best like verbal ability, like whatever that's called their charisma? I think it is. And Kyle has a higher charisma

character and so we're like all right nobody else talked to this guy kyle's gonna go up and initiate conversation because we're more likely to get a better outcome because you know scum's character has no charisma and so if he goes and talks to him the dice roll is gonna happen and it's gonna be like oh scum you need to roll a 17 to not get stabbed in the eye right now. Whereas Kyle would be like, okay, he has bonuses. He really just needs a 10. And you roll die on the screen. There's a D20 die, and maybe it's a very hard confrontation.

I'd be like, you need to roll a 20. There are some where it says roll a 20 or die, basically, or fail, I should say. Roll a 20, and you'll convince this guy that you are actually a ghost and not an enemy and he'll walk away and it's i mean it's 20 sided die i was kind of i think it's like 120 huh yeah that's exactly fuck and i don't even think you can roll a 19 and then add a modifier you have to roll like a solid 20 um so you could save scum i guess through that but i try not to do that that's when you save the game then roll the die no i didn't go my way load back and try again not really in the spirit of it um but you could play as that dinosaur man or whatever he's called

and when he's in that encounter that you were just describing where we meet the troll and i sweet talked him because he was the the I saw a playthrough with the dinosaur man who's using yeah something like that and the goblins like get down and kiss my foot and your buddy's like

leave or kill him but do not grovel to that guy and you're like in your dialogue options you scroll all the way to the bottom and it's like that foot looks tasty that toe so succulent you lean in close and they cut the third person you like get on your knees you have a tail so it's sticking out all like it looks bad the goblins are like oh he, he's going to kiss the boss's foot. And your buddies are all like, what the fuck? Boss, don't kiss his dirty foot.

He's a goblin. And you bite his fucking toe off. He bit his toe off with your opportunity. And you can only do that in that one scenario if you're going to respect just right. And he's that fucking dragon born man or whatever, you know, it's, uh,

that stuff has been fun to me. My character is a rock gnome. She's a tiny three foot tall girl. And I expect her so that she is very intimidating. Very intimidating. Yes. Okay. There,

anytime some, I'll, I'll be facing off against trolls and goblins and they'll talk shit and it'll be like intimidation. Better back up unless you want some of this. And she'll do that and they'll be like, Sorry boss, we didn't want none of you.

We didn't know. We made a mistake. Here's a bit of gold for your trouble boss. Are you level 2 or 3 yet? Like 3 or 4 or something like that. 12 is about where it caps out. We were saying earlier because I think Dungeons and Dragons at 12 Are you level 2 or 3 yet? Like 3 or 4 or something like that. 12 is about where it caps out. We were saying earlier because I think Dungeons & Dragons at 12, a very

powerful character. There's a lot of dirty funny scenes. I haven't played as much as Dial. We were going through this same village and we wanted to explore a barn and so we opened the barn doors to look in and there's a giantess or ogre

woman on all fours being fucked from behind by a werewolf man who's like a more normal size guy and like immediately it goes to a cut scene where like grug and grugettes or whatever like what are you doing in my barn and then like he's embarrassed he's covering his where did yeah he's and then there's like like what you can do or leave and we are all like select to run away because it's very obvious that like we will get one shot by this giant troll bitch and so then like i happen to be the furthest away and so i ran as far away as i could scum couldn't make scum gets one gets decapitated by the by the wereman kyle takes a couple steps away but to no avail because that big bitch is quick she clears a lot of ground quickly she and now within like one half a turn titties i i'm i'm far away that i can't revive anyone or whatever kyle's dead scum's dead urban's almost dead and then it's like like, oh, so you can... So, like, it's not

like other games where you could actually just turn and run, and, like, they'll forget about you and, like, turn and wander back to their little safe area. No, you're engaged in combat. Yeah. They will not forget that you just caught them fucking. Now they're mad. And they want to kill you. See, it goes to turn-based mode, too, and each turn you can only move, say, 30 steps.

So, if you try to run away, you'll move your 30 steps, and they'll be like, fuck you. I can move 50 steps and punch you and they'll just beat you to death. You can't get away without using some special ability or power to break contact and get away. But talking your way out is more often than not the way to go.

A lot of it's very sexual. All of your companions are way into you. The one chick is like, like i'm gonna speak plainly i want to taste you it might not be tonight it might not be anytime soon i'm coming careful this game's happening your foot and and there's pussies and dicks right off the bat i'm really and uh uh and the character creation i hide my clothes and and and there's like pussy and titties and then i check you can't i think this is the woke part that people were complaining about way back when um i think you pick like female or male

voice that there's no gender is completely out of. It's just about genitals and voices. So who cares? So you can just throw a dick on your character and then you get to decide dick A, B, C, or D. You get to pick all the different... There's only a handful of dicks, though. The first mod that I even heard of is called Better Dicks. Better Dicks? It's called Better Dicks.

They're already making mods. Now they're in 4K. See the veins. Bigger, stronger, faster. I don't know't know it looks like an average size dick to me um but you could go cut uncut it's a range weapon pubic hair um there's several different vulvas um i went vulva a the vulva seemed i didn't spend much time on them but it seems to be a pube thing it was a pube thing i didn't spend any time on the dicks either the dicks also seem to be a pube thing cut or uncut as well oh i didn't see that yeah you swirled the end for the uncut guy all right or i didn't spend i to be progressive yeah yeah yeah that's a silly thing to complain

about who gives a fuck yeah i really don't care i mean it's a game where you can and will probably have sex with a man who has transformed himself into a bear at one point. If that's the right move for your character at the time. When is it not? Maybe the bear has some sort of gemerald that you could kill it and then take for yourself. You never know. This is that kind of game. I saw everybody simping super hard for the Shadowheart character online, I guess.

I guess that's the hottest hottest female character you know that you see um everybody's real into her i keep seeing most of the the clips i've seen have had her like in i guess it's a mod because she's in like lingerie just like a final fantasy character or something just really ridiculous yeah it's a wonderful game uh i bet it wins Game of the Year. The sales are ridiculous. It's making other developers look bad. I love there's no microtransactions. I think you can buy a

premium version and get a cape. But that's it. There's no horse armor. When's the last time a game did that? Like a big game. I think the other contenders for game of the year would be it wasn't there a a Zelda game

I don't I don't play that Nintendo shit so I don't know but I think like tears of the forest or whatever whatever Zelda game just came out it's supposedly so I think it's a 96 on Metacritic it's tears the kingdom I was close fuck I don't even know what those games are about i i really don't i've never really played the

zelda games you never played a zelda at all i played it like when i was in school no i think because i think i had the wrong console when it or whatever i don't know i never got into it or knew what it was at all and i still don't just never really owned a good nintendo system really my sister had a 64 but she didn't have any good fucking game she had paper mario paper mario was another turn-based game it was i loved paper mario it was fun yeah i liked paper mario too that was not one of my biggest games on n64 i remember loving uh donkey kong 64 which was hard because you had to find so many goddamn bananas all around that that giant map then super mario 64 which was the exact same thing as donkey kong 64 except you're collecting stars on a different map than than the golden bananas i see that now i see that clearly now those are the same game and then um wwe 1996 or 1997 where um

there was a special character where like they all had special like finishing moves and one of the guys special finishing moves is like the other wrestler would be on the ground like like on his back and this guy would take their legs and spread them and like headbutt their their genitals and like make a ding noise yeah did you ever play that one uh no uh my again my sister it's because of that game that i concussed my younger brother because i was trying to do a different special move where you kind of slammed someone but we were on concrete and we didn't think it through oh yeah that's no good no i didn't have any cool games for the most part because they they almost would never buy me

games as gifts uh i feel like they thought it was like a you know i was going to be in my room playing the game and they they didn't want to encourage that uh i can't remember if i played anything but before grand theft Auto that was any fun. Grand Theft Auto Vice City, when I got that for Christmas, I was like, do you know what you just bought me? Do you know what this is? It was like they bought me crack cocaine

and sent me to my room. Shit, I think it was called WWF Warzone in 1998. Yeah. Damn, what a stupid game. I'd never even watched wrestling my entire childhood. I'd never watched professional wrestling once, but I had that game on my N64 and thought it was fun and cool. Did you like wrestling?

I didn't. I'm so distanced from that. The same with comic books. I had no friends growing up who were into comic books none i was never into comic books i always have seen it like in pop culture as like that's not some people really that into like really like it was never my experience baffles me who was our guest recently who was into it like last week maybe who was our guest last week fuck don't ask hard questions man anyway we were talking to somebody recently last week or the week before and they were they were explaining

to me why they like golden boy he was he liked wrestling and i and i was trying to ask him fucking why dude and i politely told him why i thought it was lame you know he was just like ah i like all these things yeah let's just lame though because it's just a, ah, I like all these things. Yeah, let's just lean, though, because it's just a bunch of... Look, I like the UFC because they actually beat each other up at the end of it. They do everything that the WWE does, but at the end of it, they back it up. That's why I like the UFC. Why do you like what you like? They're better on the mic in wrestling, right?

Sean Strickland's fighting Israel Adesanya in Australia. That fight is confirmed. It's fucking done. The most non-PC fucking UFC fighter on the roster. Israel Adesanya. The real question is, what cup size will his right boob be? A cup? B cup?

Is he a gyno cheater? Yes, he is. He says it was the pot that gave him gyno but that classic classic i can't really he didn't like it's the pot that made my boob grow and you're kind of gay for looking at my boobs he goes why are you looking at my titty why are you looking at my titty with his new zealand accent because it's a clear indicator of performance-enhancing drugs. That's a perfect answer.

Because it's swollen from gynecomastia. Probably because your estrogen is higher than my wife's, you fucking cheater. No one said that, though. I am the jumpstart, Kyle! Like, nobody can come up with that.

Is Sugar Shane O'Malley on the same card? I know they're both fighting. I know he's going to face off. I think he's got, well, I mean, he named himself, so. Sugar Sean O'Malley. Well, don't they all get to name themselves? Yeah, but some do better jobs than others. Yeah, he's going to fight.

Is it Aljamain Sterling for the belt? It's my, I think that Sean O'Malley is, Yeah, he's going to fight Aljamain Sterling for the belt. I think that Sean O'Malley is through a – he's had a Conor McGregor-like rise in that through a course of accidents, bad judging, silliness, poor fight making, and Dana White's nonsense. I'm a big Conor hater, but Conor won big fights fairly. Knocked people out. Yeah, but he was knocking. A lot of the times it would be like replacements or early,

or they wouldn't have enough time to prepare for him. He got a pretty, he won the fights when it mattered. He knocked Aldo out in 13 seconds or whatever. He did all the things. As far as Sean O'Malley goes, I don't see him winning that fight against Aljamain Sterling. Although I don't think much of Aljamain Sterling

either, so it shows what I fucking know. I still think Peter Jan's the man. Peter Jan's the man. He's lost five in a row. I think he's the baddest guy in the division i think they're cheating him it's so blatant they're in auto it would be like an auto racing if he was he just won and they're like nah which is nah nah you didn't win but i did i'm here they're not even here yet. Tricky to measure a fighter that's losing like he does.

Like, his competition is so good. Like, you can be the fourth best in the world and be on a three-fight losing streak. It was just the three wrong guys. Lots of people are, yeah. Conor is. I mean, if you look at who Conor's lost to, who's the bum that beat up Connor?

I'm just using your own words here. I mean, come on. Connor's so washed. Connor's last good fight was Eddie Alvarez, maybe? Who's the bad fighter that beat up Connor McGregor? Who's the one who's not a Hall of Famer

who beat Connor McGregor? Nate Diaz. You don't think one who's not a hall of famer who beat conor mcgregor nate diaz you don't think nate diaz is hall of famer uh he's not i don't i don't either i don't think he should be i think this is a lot yeah he loses a lot people just like him even though he loses what's his record like 25 and 13 would be my guess 26 and and 13. Something like that. Because I think he won. As a winning percentage amongst good fighters. That's so low. Yeah. Yeah.

It's, you know. People are kicked out of the UFC who have better records than that. Oh, speaking of that, Derek Lewis got an eight fight contract. The fuck is that? He's not going to fight eight more times. No, he's not. But kneeing that Russian in the mouth or that Brazilian, whatever he was,

definitely got him his contract back. Do you know the size of the contract? No, but I would bet money that he's making no more than half a million and no less than a quarter million, somewhere in that in that ball okay like 250 to 500 000 a fight i know wonder boy gets a quarter million that's what they owed him for that show money that they're not going to give him what's fucking horse shit um

mcgregor's last yeah yeah i'm just i was just saying that mcgregor has lost i agree he's washed he's he should be done. He'll probably have a freak fight, which is basically what it'll be, but to close the show. He should fight Nate because he can win that. You know, do it at 200 pounds. Who fucking cares?

Smoke Nate. Retire out two out of three. He should fight Nate because that's one of the few fights that's interesting. You don't want to see Conor McGregor against... Who would he fight in the UFC? Michael Chandler is who he is set to fight right now, according to Dana White, Michael Chandler,

and they just did the whole goddamn reality show, and Dana just reiterated, Michael Chandler's Conor's next... We don't know... Yeah, but we don't know when. He's not in USADA. He's clearly fucking cheating. He's bloated. He's huge. He's muscular. He's thick.. Yeah, but we don't know when. He's not in USADA. He's clearly fucking cheating. He's bloated. He's huge.

He's muscular. He's thick. He looks like a middleweight or some shit. His attributes don't carry on when you switch to that body style and add five years to your lifespan. It didn't make any sense to do what he did. He's not a wrestler who now will have

such a powerful base. He's a fucking sniping assassin who pops in and you're done. But now he's slow. And he'll get tired quickly. Now his gas tank, which was already I think it's better than most people give it credit for.

If you look at when it showed up against Nate 1, at when it, it, it showed up against Nate one, but Jesus Christ, it was Nate. Nate two. Did it Nate two? Maybe I misunderstand what you're saying.

He was good. His gas tank was good in Nate two. That's what we're in agreement then. Yeah, it got better. He, he worked on it. Uh,

and then I, I didn't see him getting too tired against Mayweather either, but it can't be good now. What I think is he went on some super juice or something to fix that leg. And he has gotten addicted to how good you look in the mirror when you are on super juice. And probably how he heals to like this is like a post-workout recovery. I mean, by healing. Yeah.

So and he's he's probably hoping and maybe even i'd be right that he's gonna get a brock lesnar like sneaky ah fuck you sada we'll have a this kind of fight under this rule set in this state where dana white gets to do whatever the fuck Oh, it's Fight Island. The UFC 350. Unrated. That's right. No referees. None of this counts for anything but Conor's here. Right. I don't know what they'll do. Live from the

what is that trench called? The really deep one. Mariana. Mariana's trench. Conor versus whatever. I like showmanship. I like freak fights and it doesn't have to be a bum versus a fat guy i like the idea of fight island i wish they would fight on an aircraft carrier i don't know why they don't partner up with the navy do that put and fight on the deck of an aircraft carrier with it moving and have those panning shots drone shots that'd be hilarious if they like ever see

people walk down the aisle of a cruise ship that's tilting yeah and they all walk sideways and drift yeah i would love to see that a fight where that happens i don't i think they've done it i think maybe they've done it before i know they've had like navy but i didn't work a little i don't think there is wobbly as a cruise ship I bet the US military like fixes that I bet it's I bet the opposite I bet cruise ships are designed for comfort And military ships are designed for something else

Speed They're loaded with bombs and planes So those aren't going to go off by like The thing is Kyle I saw it in a YouTube video So check me. And also, Woody's explanation was compelling to me, and so

I'm sold. That does make sense. Who's more apt to depend or to really focus on making a comfortable walking place? Well, it's the people who have lots of consumers.

Not the Navy. That's what, it's always sunny in Philadelphia. Mac's wanting more peanuts. Well, it's Chin's high, so I trust him. What's that family guy's character? Oh, Lord Underbottom, yes.

That really fancy guy. Lord Undertooth, that's what it is. Yeah. Just that classic rich guy voice. Carriers don't sit straight anyways, or always. Well, I didn't know that. Well, anywho,

I would like to see a location like that where they fought on an aircraft carrier, fought on a plane, like in the sky somehow or just no no fans it's all right well that we're making a hard turn boys they're gonna have to they're gonna have to make turns

during the fight there it's a wartime honestly are you not blown away by how sharp a turn it appears to be making and it's distorted by the movement of the camera rotating around yeah like that thing's busting ass hanging a hard left I think you can see the deck warping it's distorted by the movement of the camera rotating around, but still, that thing's busting ass, hanging a hard left. I think you can see the deck warping. It's turning so hard.

Jesus Christ. I see what you're talking about. We got a dozen of those bitches. And I'm proud to be in them. I wonder, so I've had this thought. Do you remember at the beginning of the Ukraine war, people were like, are tanks even relevant?

They're so easy to take out with these inexpensive rounds, et cetera, et cetera. Turns out tanks still matter. I have that thought about aircraft carriers. They haven't really been put to the test against a viable opponent in a while. Sure, we beat the fuck out of Iran in the 90s or something. But they weren't a good test. What did they have? Frigates or something but they weren't a good test what did they have frigates or something oftentimes like cargo ships converted to warships of course we won

they did have makes but we had planes up to we got harpoon missiles i think oh no i can't remember what the missiles were so here's what happened so um the iranians pissed us off. They damaged one of our ships badly. And any other ship would have sank, quite likely. I just watched a video on this. But what happened is, it just so happened that the crew on that ship, I guess the Navy has competitive emergency repair competitions. And these guys were the boss so they're like winners they're like taking chains and the ship was only held together by the deck that it was

like opening in the middle and they're like chaining the ship back together welding it and whatever and they saved the ship it didn't go down there wasn't a single year later it was back on the ocean and good yeah a few days or a few hours they got it in port in like dubai or something and then like kyle said they took it to america fully fixed it and the thing did another like 15 years in service so more they badly damaged the ship and would have sank most but it just so happened we had this it was a mine by the way an iranian mine in international waters we were escorting um maybe saudi oil maybe our oil french oil it doesn't matter someone's oil we were the our navy was escorting it hit the mine now ronald reagan's mad so they decide to do

a proportional response we had a damaged ship we sank half their navy and it was just like like i don't know like we we they had three oil rigs but i guess these oil rigs were used for military purposes and it's like we're going to take out all three of these oil rigs and like one of their ships and then like we take out one oil rig we take out another oil rig. We take out another oil rig. And we're taking them out so easily and fast that our plans for taking them out aren't even working. On the first one, I think we damaged the rig. We sent some Marines on it with demolition. And they took out the first rig. Second rig, we have Navy SEALs who are going to do that same task.

Put demo rigs on it and shit. But the boat shot the fuck out of it and we're like yeah sorry naval seals there's nothing left to sink it's like my my favorite part is they they call over hey get the fuck out of there this is the united states navy we're seeing we're blowing that shit up and they're like okay we'll leave like you got 15 minutes they. And they're like, okay, we'll leave. You got 15 minutes. They see that they're earnestly trying to leave. And they're like, okay, have 10 more minutes. Clearly, you're actually

trying to get out of there. But then one asshole gets on like a 20 millimeter cannon, like a ship-to-ship, maybe anti-air kind of boop, boop, boop, boop, boop gun, cannon, and shot at the Navy vessel. They vaporized him instantly.

Yes. Yeah. They made a point of that, of that they hit him. Yes. Well, that does seem fair. If everybody else was trying to hustle, you don't want to blow the whole thing. The capability impresses me, right? They were far away.

Navy shit all happened. There was another point in the video I was watching And they're like this thing was 15 miles Away which in naval terms is point Blank range right like that's that's how they operate But anyway this thing was closer than That I think and yeah they were Visual range with this guy they hit him with a cannon

Yeah right at him Did he and The boat I don't know if the anti-aircraft i think it's a damage but but nobody was hurt yeah everything's fine yeah they ruined the paint so that then they bring in like their battleship and we have i think we have planes sink the battleship and then another battleship comes and they're like hey you know we we weren't even planning on sinking you but like we're gonna you should leave and they're like okay we'll leave but they don't they keep

coming and they're like well that was a mistake and they sank that thing with like dive bombing torpedoes from the sky or something and then uh the best part was at the end because now out of nowhere they finally find the ship they've been looking for the whole time. But now they've already wreaked havoc. They've gone way beyond proportional. They don't even need to take this ship out anymore. They don't need it anymore. So they call back

hey we found the target but we already wrecked their shit. You want me to come home? And they're like yeah. Come on home. Now this is the part where you've got to read between the lines a little. That's when we went for a little close flyby just to make sure it was the ship we were looking for, which means we got real close to it with our plane and pissed them the fuck off. And then they shot at us.

Because, you know, we'd been sinking them all day. Yeah. When they shot at us, the fighter pilot was able to i don't know rules of uh engagement state that now we are engaged i don't need to call back home i'm in a fight so he sank them and you think it was uh oh no they're coming right for us like he he antagonized him by flying close and waited for them to shoot at him and he's's like, oh, they've engaged. Let's take them out. And he took them out. What was that?

I think I heard something whiz past me. Damn. But yeah, that's the day when the United States sink half the Iranian Navy. I think there was a Navy ship from the Iranian side where, if I have the story right, we were like, look, we weren't going to sink you. If you just leave, we'll pretend we didn't see you.

And they accepted those terms. I think that did happen. Yeah, one definitely had enough sense to leave. Yeah, I don't know. Yeah, our Navy wrecked Iran's Navy, but that's not a big surprise. I wonder what happens if it's China or Russia is known to have the second best Navy, unless that's out of date. Man, every time I see a Russian boat, it's fucking tipped over to the side these days the fear is those missiles that could hit our aircraft carrier i guess those hypersonic naval missiles that's where i started with the tank thing like well i'm not impressed by the russian hypersonic missile clearly because we can take those down and i

you've seen all the crazy like guns that are it reminds me of the expanse you know they've got the cannons on the side that like cut down the but the navy ships have those have you seen the reddit clip of one locking onto an airliner oh yeah yeah and they're like oh no no no no yeah yeah they're just trolling they're being a little silly it's definitely not late loaded they're important everything but it like locks onto an airliner and's and it's like it's just this passive system that can do that it's real cool that thing is so fast are any of our current allies good with their navy like you know the the england they used to have the best navy in the world that was that was quite a ways ago now like are we like we're are we the only one really putting them putting the the power on

the water like england do they have a lot of france i don't hear about them germany i don't i don't hear about them helping out in the navy shit but i also spend no time looking into navy shit i know the australians have a a pretty interesting fleet they just bought a ton of nuclear subs from us for a enormous amount of money and uh but but the chinese i keep hearing about when they spend money on their navy it's often a navy that's meant to invade taiwan so it's landing vessels and craft that are meant for this i don't know what the distance is you know between them it's not far though and a certain kind of vessel can make that little hop over carrying troops.

And I think they've been investing a lot in that. But you would think that it would be silly to kind of, I don't know, try to compete with us at some point. No, no, not compete. But like, oh, from China, like competing. Yeah. Like a worthwhile friend. Yeah. Like is Germany helping?

Is Germany like, oh, you will not believe this, America. We come up with something. make your boats even better. And it's like, that's great. You guys and your engineering, thanks for that, Germany. So we all see what Zach wrote. Zach said the US is one, Russia, China are two, three, but we don't know the order. Indonesia's four, which I didn't know. That makes sense.

And after that, I can see why, maybe not England, but France. Yeah, I don't know. India, Japan, and France after. that like i can see why maybe like what yeah i don't know um india japan and france after france is five six seven what what i'm always impressed by by our navy and our military is that our military is designed to do its fighting on the other side of the planet whereas a lot of militaries are built as defensive measures israel's army is built in a way to fight right where they fucking are they have no business flying and fighting in cleveland they're never going to do it but ours is built to not only do that but do it really well there's so many i remember when the russians had a submarine go down not all that long ago they

needed rescuing they're down there on the ocean floor and of course they they decline our help we're the only people out there who can rescue submariners because they're like rescue ship is rusting in the baltic or in or up on the halfway to the north pole so much of their fancy shit that you need to keep running like the vessel that's meant to go and save submariners on the bottom of the ocean doesn't get a lot of work in because that doesn't happen much. Right. You got to be a real deal kind of fucking Navy to keep that huge vessel, all the men on it.

And don't imagine a hundred men. Imagine many shifts, hundreds of men, or maybe a thousand men. I don't know. Like aircraft carriers have 5,000 people on them um but we have all that stuff it always blows me away when they need a tool they've got it yeah but they only have 5 000 people on there for now like eventually those things will be like remote controlled sea bases and we'll be flying like drones directly off of

them like will we even need people there? Maybe a couple of mechanics or something to fix stuff. I don't know what the 5,000... I think those 5,000 men are repairing planes, loading planes, fueling planes, keeping the ship going. There is a nuclear reactor down there. I imagine a lot of those men are there to serve the men. That's true. Homer's down there with his hand on the switch but like you take the pilots out of the planes and suddenly like you need fewer cooks like there's a

you know multiplication you need fewer people doing laundry and fewer people doing who knows what that's fair to know what happened eventually yeah i i don't know i think uh it it's it's fucking cool i've never seen one in person. Have either of you seen an aircraft carrier? I want to see that. I think I have. From a bridge. Maybe, I bet in Virginia.

What's the fucking big naval yard in Virginia? I bet if I went up there, I could see one if I timed it just right. I legitimately want to see one. They're so fucking big. That might be the most impressive thing that we make as humans. Yeah, some of the commercial stuff's really big, too.

The boats? Ships. Oil rig. What the hell is the oil ship called? I can't think of the name of it. The oil tanker. Yeah. They can be really big yeah some cargo ships uh yeah but that but this one's nuclear powered you know and it's full of yeah billions of dollars of planes and shit and there's 5 000 men on it that's crazy there's 5 000 men on it it's a city but it's cramped. I bet if you're three, as a girl,

you get anyone you want. Yeah. It's like a 10 to 1 boy to girl ratio on the Navy ship. And if you're a three, a three at sea is like a nine at home. A three at sea. That's what we call her. Three at sea.

Can you imagine you're in the fucking Pacific. You hop on Tinder. Fuck, it's just the same four chicks. You swipe right on the captain.

Fingers crossed. Meanwhile, she has like 5,000 guys to go through. You swipe left on all four of them and it's like, would you like to expand your range by 3,000 miles? Nautical miles? You can maybe reach the coast of Iran from here. Now you've got Polynesian fishermen on there.

Yeah, I don't know. The Navy is one of the most impressive things. Everyone's job is like, sup sup i'm on a navy ship they're all the same yeah that would be funny i think trying to think i think it was a controversy oh we were talking about it with um somebody i think somebody got pregnant on a on a on a naval ship or something i can't remember what the controversy is that probably happens all the fucking time you hear about that guy that got murdered by the i think fbi yesterday yeah yeah murdered maybe my choice of words a little suspect you don't know what happened

yeah yeah i saw that story show us that photo of him with his gas mask on pointing his rifle at the camera yeah so this guy was making like real deal threats against biden and some other people like prosecutors not trump i don't think the prosecutors almost positive trump oh yeah he was after alvin bragg biden um he was very favorite he had a positive view of outlook on trump i think super duper positive um and uh they went to investigate him and talk about the death threats he's been issuing on facebook and you know he's there like all ghillie suited out he said he was going to use his ghillie suit and his m2 to kill let me interrupt you because it makes it better his tweet was i i wonder if the fbi is still monitoring my social media

just so you know i'll be locked and loaded next time you come to visit he tweeted that with like like laughing emojis and stuff by the way the photo i saw of him he's he's got an ar with that thank you for the fucking that's the perfect tweet this is a different tweet completely different facebook he has so many tweets threatening to kill the fbi president biden the photo I saw was intimidating that one there is fine dude the backgrounds are so funny like

yeah so like if you just read through his socials he's like the crazy threat of course they went to talk to him and I guess as they went to talk to him they ended up in a shootout as he promised that he would and i don't know what happened play by play but he's done i didn't see and i maybe i'm behind i didn't see the fbi claim they were in a shootout that they were shot at yeah they've been really quiet about the details of it but i

they didn't just i would assume i mean they at least saw a gun i would definitely like they would say that they'd be like we were shot at and so we neutralized to not say that makes me think okay like what was going on because this guy's clearly a a fucking i got that patch in what does it say infinity strong Strong. Infidel Strong. Yeah. Yeah. They come with one of his fucking clips he bought off Amazon. Is that like the resistance bands I bought?

Iron Infidel with like a skull on them? Yeah. Something like that. I have like a certain detest for this like fucking gravy seals who think that they're real warriors because they bought a tactical vest uh you know like cardio bro you're gonna need cardio if you're gonna go I'm with you too I'm with you too and I think I'm extra sensitive to it because I I tried to avoid it

like doing it to myself over the years like there was a reason I like to wear Air Force Ones and a t-shirt when I did shit and I was i wasn't trying to be anybody i wasn't other than the one guy i was trying that other guy to be true you know i'm already playing a character let's not be let's at least be a i don't know a reasonable character is not trying to be an army man for real um yeah i like to say army man because it's fucking stupid that's what he's doing he's army he's me at four with those green army men that's what he's doing he's army he's me at four with those green army men that's what he's doing right there when he's got that helmet on with the goggles and everything didn't think you were actually an army man and he does i had high aspirations what you

don't don't don't limit four-year-old me okay he's got big dreams don't tell him yet i think that like that guy probably got murdered by the FBI, honestly, like you said. But he almost had it coming because he's he's he's he's on there saying crazy shit. They got to go check it out. And when you go to check it out, there's no way you're knocking. Like I've dealt with the feds a few times. A lot of times I'll show up in a polo shirt and just knock on the door. Hey, told you we were coming.

Wanted to talk to you about this thing. This guy i i don't think he got that kind of visit i think he got swat team showing up ready to rock and roll and he probably twitched and got shot it's interesting they haven't mentioned that he shot back you know don't show oh you've got a clip that okay i just typed in fbi on twitter and scrolled down to see if oh shit never mind okay provo yeah yeah yeah yeah scary looks like they rolled up with some sort of swat team it's fuzzy for the audience's sake um and it's dark so 6 a.m they had a i don't know what to call it bread truck you know the SWAT team with the paddy wagon yeah black truck one of those big scary SWAT vans

yep yeah and they were standing fuzzy though it's kind of like cover i i could identify maybe like five or six people standing around it um but as far as who did what who and when and where and why i have no yeah there's only one audio or one bang but like it ends right after so you don't oh i didn't have the audio on there's no yeah at the end there's like a but you know i'd assume that's the bang that the guy died where he was killed but yeah jesus christ yeah yeah don't threaten the fbi they're they're they they got unless you're trump i mean be careful then too his judge isn't too happy about the threats he's been making he's getting he's getting trouble for that himself don't make any threats to anyone i don't think they've talked to him about it yet it's scheduled if i if i have my facts

right and sometimes i don't he he's like you come for me i'm coming for you and they he hasn't met the judge yet so the fbi is taking like threats against the life of the president seriously again like because for a long time you could just do that to trump thousands of people did that on twitter they constantly this guy's threat seemed a little more hardcore right like posing with the guns saying how he was gonna do it with his ghillies there were people did that it was too many uh i'm not included into that my facebook feed was filled with pro trump guys mostly the the fbi i promise you this the fbi did not at any point say, is he a lefty or a righty? They love shooting people.

I promise you they don't discriminate. They're coming to get you. They're coming to get you. So don't Facebook notify them that you're locked and loaded and ready for them. Have your lawyer go call them and say, Mr. Johnson would love to surrender. Because they want to shoot you. They would love to shoot you. It's all they do is train for it.

Well, you've got to understand, it's their job. If you hear, like your buddy in the Army or military, that you're Army man friend. Yes. He'd love that. Yes, he'd love that yes he would love that yeah your marine corps fucking breacher point of the spear motherfucker you don't get to that position unless you want to somewhere along the way they were like hey are you sure you're going out for uh d delta 5r training you goddamn right i am well you know you're the

guy that goes in the front of the door with the 12 gauge, right? The Mossberg man. That's right. Yep. Well, all right then. Good day. I'm going to kill people. It's like, you picked that job because that's what you're about. You know, and those guys who were on an FBI counterterrorism team or

whatever the fuck they're calling themselves. These a tactical response team. That's what I had. I had the TRP pistol. They're looking to smoke some fools. That's what they're about. What's the TRP pistol? It's a special version of a 1911. I don't even remember.

Probably 45. 45, almost positive, yeah. Smith & Wesson, maybe? It's been a long time ago. But yeah, don't threaten the fucking FBI on Facebook. Don't threaten anybody on facebook so yeah people it's rude i hate to say he got what he deserved but i'm not surprised by the outcome that's a good way to put it i am not surprised by the outcome i my money was on the dude to win you think so the gravy seal let's see it didn't based on that clip it didn't look like the

a fight even started looks like it would be like if you had practiced basketball by yourself in your yard with a hoop your whole life and you started like talking shit to lebron james you've never played a 1v1 you've never played multiplayer basketball play in your backyard you shot the hoop yeah now it's time to play in the final four by the way let those guys from duke know you're coming for them that's great that's what someone who's really into basketball says you want to play multiplayer those motherfuckers qualify every year for the job that is to come get you. Do you understand that? There's only one left. I always think about this when I kill a bug. Dude, don't fuck with

me. I have a can of poison with your face on it. They made a can of kill juice and they put a picture of you on it because that's what it's designed to do. That's what the FBI is. Leave them the fuck alone. That's what they do. Don't threaten people on social media. Leave the fuck alone. That's what they do. Don't threaten people on social media.

Leave the FBI alone. I haven't been watching as much of the police shooting videos lately. I've been so into these goddamn video games. You need a break. I've built up a nice library to go back and binge watch though now. I think I'm going to have one of these gummy ropes

here in a minute and go see what's been shaking out on the streets lately. See if anything's been going awry. I'm going on a big motorcycle trip. I'm very excited. Oh, that's right. I want to talk about that earlier with our guest. He would have been interested in that.

Yeah, you're going doing some crazy dirt bike. Last year, I went to do on bigger bikes because I rode the bike out there. And we were going to do some, you know, Colorado mountain passes, something called the Colorado back road discovery route or something close to that. But it ended early for me because I broke my leg and had to get myself home. And that was hard.

So my friend, one of the guys I went with last year, once a rematch, there was some mountain passes that they couldn't make on their bigger motorcycles. So we're bringing the little ones this time, like basically street legal dirt bikes. And we're bringing the little ones this time, like basically street legal dirt bikes. And

we're going to ride, I don't know, the toughest stuff we can find in Colorado. And I'm really excited about it. So I'll miss the shows next week, but outside of that, really excited. It'll be fun. Yeah, I'm excited for you. This time I'm going to not break a leg. Yes. Go slow. Fuck you.

Okay. If there's a jump to be measured let uh let your your partner take the jump measured i like a lot yeah yeah yeah there's don't take jumps that you don't know what's on the other side of the jump that's a huge lesson unless you want to unless you're pretty sure what's on the other side of it yeah taylor so many jumps went well that day where i didn't break a leg but yeah i'm really jazzed about it yeah it takes one lesson learned that's awesome are you do you have any additional plans like stuff you didn't do the first time through the mountain passes is what it's really about the yeah i don't know it's the hill climbs on the east coast are fun but it's rare that it takes more than like two minutes there are

four hour mountain climbs in colorado that's the kind of thing that should be pretty neat yeah at the altitude will will be uh did you change anything on the bike i don't i'm hoping it works fuel mixture i don't know what i'm talking about but i know you're exactly right this bike is carbureted if it was efi then the computer would adjust on the fly it would all be fine this bike is carbureted it might need smaller jets because when there's less air you need less fuel to keep that mixture right just like you said i googled it and a lot of people said that it should be fine. And I asked a motorcycle mechanic. This is a guy who does this for a living and he didn't know like what jets it would hypothetically need.

He's like, if it comes to that, you could maybe find a guy in Colorado, you know, who does this. But he's in North Carolina and he didn't know what you need at 12,000 12 000 feet so i'm just gonna bring the bike out there and hope it runs well yeah it'll be fine yeah if it doesn't i'll spend the morning sorting that out yeah that's a that's an interesting consideration i always love that in fighting when they fight at altitude and it's this whole other yeah i don't know that's what i like about baseball every baseball field's different pitcher mound's always different you know you're on this new surface ice skating or ice hockey exact opposite they make it perfect every time same fucking thing perfect as far as i know yeah right i mean dimensions don't shape don't change it's the

complete opposite you go to finway park you go go to I don't even know what we call it. Is it Truist anymore? They're all fucking different, and I love that. I like the different experience that every one of them have. Did you tell me they change it for certain teams? Like if this guy is known for hitting homers at right field, they put a wall up.

One thing they'll do in a lot of the enclosed stadiums, they can turn the air conditioning on and literally blow the balls in or out based on who's hitting or, you know. You get a tailwind if you're the home team and a headwind if you're the away team. I think the deal is you give your team the wind

and you don't to the other team, I think would probably be the more likely practice. Seems real cheaty if you're boosting yours but not theirs. This whole thing is cheaty. The fact that you would have a sport that isn't played on a uniform surface and then to pretend that stats in this sport matter is kind of funny, right? That's the thing. that stats in this sport matter is kind of funny right thing like if i'm whatever the giants and barry bonds is going for the home run record suddenly they're like what's with the little

league fences why is it why is 150 feet a homer it's like barry bonds is gonna bunt number 71 the goddamn detroit red wings are gonna win win the cup again because they fucking did that shit where they put a soccer net on the other side. It's impossible to save the puck in Detroit. They just moved the net. Someone else thought of it like that. And I know I'm going to piss off baseball people here, but like it's just. when I realized that people lived or played their whole career and were like hitting dingers in what is it Fenway which is a short park I think in Boston maybe like and then they put them on the same level as someone who played their whole career and I'm making this up I don't know Cincinnati

and got a similar amount of home runs but the Cincinnati one's huge like so it would be is that taken into account in baseball stats, where they're like, well, you know what? This guy's home runs were coming from a 400-foot wall. This guy was 4'18". Baseball stats don't translate anyway. They just don't,

because they keep changing the fucking equipment and the gear and the rules. I mean, now they're doing a thing where I think when you go to extra innings, they just throw a runner on second that's right so so so how can you compare the guy with the most rbi rbis this year to the guy from most rbis last year it's not fair right that blows me away i don't know i'm pretty sure i'm pretty sure i i but maybe maybe i misunderstood what i was watching that's a good addition i like

taylor confirmed it's right and they added it last year uh taylor as far as stats go now in overtime they just play 4v4 in hockey like that's a big difference now there's shootouts 3v3 yeah wait it goes to 3v3 what second overtime second overtime? How does that work? In the regular season, overtime is 3v3. And then if it doesn't finish in 3v3, they do the shootout. And 3v3 used to be 4v4. It doesn't work. It doesn't work. You know, you can't.

Just the baseballs alone. If you took everything out of the equation, the difference in the ball itself. I've talked about how the ball itself i've talked about how the ball um last year i think or maybe it was the year before there were different balls for regular season and post-season play like they can't even keep the ball consistent within a season much less over the decades uh you know going back to those what kind of gooey-ass ball of yarn were they hitting in 1910, dude? Right.

Maybe one of those pink bouncy balls in a few years. Some gooey-ass ball. Maybe it had more pop than what we have. Maybe they used a goddamn, I don't know, maybe they used a rubber ball one year. Let's have some fun. I know there was that

year, what's the Tom Hanks movie? A League of Their that year what was the Tom Hanks movie a league of their own there was the league of their own year which I'm not sure if that really happened if they switched to lady baseball do they count any of those stats probably not wouldn't make much sense I wouldn't think so you ever watch that movie and feel sorry for those ladies wish they got to play ball forever

I have not seen that movie it's like during World War 2 did they cancel the league yeah they canceled the league? Yeah, they canceled the league when the men came back. But for a brief few years, there were these women who got to be stars of a sport that people watched.

Baseball. Well, they have that now. Like I said, it's worth the people watch. There was that one time in history when that happened you know how the algorithm works if you watch a video whatever they're like oh shit kyle really likes tire inflation videos well lucky for him we're gonna fill his whole feed with it well youtube got the idea that i just love watching people shit on the WNBA.

And it's just them talking about how they want to get paid more and then reasons why they shouldn't be paid more again and again. I've seen hours of this footage now. I can't not click on it. An expert. They don't deserve more money. Their league doesn't make any money. And they just lost. They went out 16th place or something.

Wait, I'm confused. Women's soccer? Oh, no. I meant all women. Oh, okay. Yeah, yeah. All women's sports. Yeah, yeah.

I thought all women are overpaid. I didn't know you meant... Not even a sports title means like team sports. No, not sports. It's a soccer thing. I guess they got more money or like, I don't know. They got some sort of change in their compensation program and then they

played worse. So everyone's rejoicing in there. Yeah. You bit so much. You didn't win. Yeah. I could not care. Like I saw that clip where they're like,

did you see the pink haired soccer woman missed the kick? And it's like, I, I could not care like i saw that clip where they're like did you see the pink haired soccer woman missed the kick and it's like i i could not care less like if she had hit the best dinger like the perfect shot if i would have scrolled by it the same like i i didn't know if we were in the championship if that mattered and even if we were it't matter. I don't know what the competition is. I don't know where it was held. I don't know who we lost to. I think we didn't get out of the first round. Let's mention all those are jobs. We're supposed to be good at women's soccer. We can't be kicked out of the first round.

They won like twice in a row and then they went out in 16th place in the tournament. I think we usually win and we almost always finish top two, except this year. Our women's Olympic hockey team is pretty good. Not we almost always finish top two, except this year. Our women's Olympic hockey team is pretty good. Not as good as fucking Canada's, but pretty good. I'd say we're probably second best

in the world. Probably a pretty significant second. Who's the second best hockey team in the world? Ooh. I mean, Canada, number one. US, Sweden, Canada, number one. After that, it gets hard. Sweden, Russia. Could be any one of them.

U.S., Sweden, and Russia all will trade around a bit. Of that, Sweden's probably the most impressive because it's far and away the smallest of those three countries, and they just have a robust hockey culture. So, yeah, Sweden's always doing good. And they seemingly are taller like they have like tall have you seen Free Alaska speaking of your

movie Negligence I feel like I have the is that the hockey one yeah yes then I've seen that one yeah where they play the Rangers they skate to school stuff like that that was a good one I bet that's way better than those other Hoka

movies you're telling me to watch Kyle. My second favorite hockey movie. That's a good hockey. Well Miracle would be my favorite hockey movie. Yeah that one is the one that might be my favorite too. Tombstone is a top three all time western by the way just saying it's

it has to be it's the it's on the Mount Rushmore of westerns i'm not gonna watch it it is the greatest guess what it's happening after this i'm gonna go pay homage to dale gribble by starting season one that's perfect let's add on that okay 660 check out the links in the description buy our compact