Painkiller Already - PKA 677 W/ TurkeyTom & VINwiki: Woody’s Kung Fu, Chris Chan Lore, Kyle’s Furry Journey

Episode Date: December 9, 2023

pka677 with our alpha male guest tom taylor this episode of pka is brought to you by pharaohdistro.com lock and load and freeze pipe bunch of wonderful sponsors we'll talk more about them later mr turkey tom thank you for for joining us tonight no worries thanks for having me appreciate it yeah i was watching some of your videos before the uh the episode tonight hard to watch multiple of your videos in a short time frame because they're very in-depth and they're long i started on the the chris chan one and like all chris chan documentaries i get sad when i'm watching it and it like just the absolute devastation that he reeks around himself and his life kind of depresses me chris chan oh my goodness tom

take it away i love how out of the loop woody always is with like anything like although i'm like a fan of the show i've been watching you guys since you had medicaron like five years ago so i've been oh hell yeah in it um okay woody so chris chan is like a really cool guy um big youtube channel famous dude lots of donos um i mean in all seriousness i think he's probably people call him like the most documented person in history next to like Hitler. He's like, he or sorry, she, zur, is an autistic individual

who people have been following online for like 15 years or so. If you're familiar with the website Kiwi Farms, the whole inception of that site was to follow Chris Chan and came from a mispronunciation of CWC forums. Chris is most known for an original character called Sonichu, which is a combination of Sonic and Pikachu kind of morphed into one. It's like the Sonichu pendant. It's quite beautiful.

I believe Chris sells those on on etsy or something now but um yeah so there's just like someone who people have like sort of a weird fascination with probably to an unhealthy degree i would say but um they have for a very long time notable stuff is like their love quest where they would go to college with like a sign about um it would be like requirements for a girlfriend must be like this amount of height this weight can't smoke can't drink must be white this amount of height, this weight, can't smoke, can't drink, must be white, I think was another requirement. So pretty, you know, interesting standards for this guy. I think he was posting that like on the bulletin board of his community.

Was that like a before and after? Like what happened to him? Well, this is a pre and post transition. So I don't know what I'm supposed to call him. He or she? post-transition so i don't know what are we supposed to call him he or she it depends a lot of people uh don't say she because chris said the reason that he became uh female was to get with girls so it was like kind of a ploy um but it's really like up to it's up to interpretation yeah does that work because high school woody needs some advice there's a surprising amount of people that are pining for christian you would be surprised so there are a few um supposedly that uh that you know things have gone down yeah g is a faker a mother faker seemingly that's that's ridiculous yeah he he did so much ridiculous absurd shit

that is just the most recent thing he was accused of doing actually wait wasn't he convicted of molesting his mother so he went he was arrested for it and then uh they dropped the charges and he's out now so i don't really know um what what the deal is there um but he there's a video of him talking about it on over like discord um there's there's like that yeah it's not good likes it everyone's come down against him no he doesn't have anyone in his corner for this no no anytime you talk in absolute you're wrong yeah there is some ghoul out there who's who's like give him hell chris woody it's just what he's over here yeah i'm shocked that neither of you know who chris chan is given how long you've

been on the internet i've heard of christians before yeah not that not this well like i know that he's a law cow i know that and i'm just not interested in those like like i know that there's i i don't like going down those creepy rabbit holes it's quite depressing because it's always depressing and depraved and it's like then you can't believe what he did next it's like i don't know man he probably started eating doo-doo or something what do you do you're not gonna blow my mind with this he's gonna be as depraved and as awful as the mind can imagine i'm sure and i won't be surprised like he molested his mother and i'm like all right all right you got me now hang on was she alive during and after the molestation he's still she's still with us to

this day so he's just a motherfucker he's not okay yes well well how hot is his mom she had she's like an 80 year old with dementia that lived with no one but him and he answered the question taylor how hot is she's a baddie to pull up a picture she's a baddie that's what a one is that when when you talk about that the actual scale like a one has to exist if a 10 does and i give you that chris chan's mom is a one an 80 year old crippled woman with dementia yeah i think all women are beautiful i think you guys are being a little bit bigoted right now i think she's stunning she's stunning why are there stunning. Why are there pictures? Why are there pictures of her?

If you saw that in your Instagram DMs, you wouldn't be like, damn, Shoddy. Damn. I'm digging that finger in the electrical plug. Why do we have a picture of her? Because this guy documents himself doing these things. Like, Chris Chan will do something reprehensible and be like check out what i've what i've been up to and then people know this happened is because he talked about it yeah yeah i knew that that happens but i didn't know that it's like happened to the extent where like

yeah and this is this is a picture of his mom oh my god like it's so weird i didn't care for that animation that picture of chris chan's mom again? Don't do that. I feel like we should. Yeah, the poor old lady. No, not that one. The real one. Don't show the victim. Don't show the victim.

The victim? She's a legend. Well, she can't allege it. She is demented. And so he was- We're six minutes in. We're six minutes in. He was only caught.

Pull the thing on back. Zim was only caught because Z posted it Z Z herself Z posted it herself was there any time when you were making the Chris Chan documentary

that you had to step back and be like this I need to maybe go to church something like that yeah it's pretty disturbing it's like a lot of showering you can tell I haven't showered recently i just got back from the gym but um yeah it's pretty it's a dark video it's a dark video bro um but something about it i just have that fucked up more rid curiosity where so let me ask you interest let me ask you this because maybe you know why hasn't you said the charges were dropped it it would seem that there might be enough

evidence if he's discussing like is he still her guardian no um technically there's a video of him talking about it i don't think we know exactly why it was dropped um part of speculation is like chris is an unreliable narrator so it might have just been like coerced out of him or something and it might not actually be true that's a possibility it reminds me of the boogie thing it's like i've seen boogie trying to meet up with little girls and like sending gross pictures and stuff like over not boogie not boogie i'm so sorry boogie i was gonna say holy shit i mean i mean i mean edp edp i was picturing edp sorry boogie i didn't mean big apologies to boogie he didn't do big apologies boogie does lots of things but not that

they're grown women with edp i think i i think the issue is that the guys who did that investigation kind of fucked it up a little bit so there's uh something with chain of evidence anything yeah yeah i think a lot of people um are the impression the predator poachers kind of screwed that case up um and now jadeon just did that as well and i don't i don't know if he screwed it up but a lot of people are saying like part of the reason he's not in jail is because you know of all these catfishing attempts. Are the predator poachers that you just mentioned? Is that like that guy we called Rascal McGovern's?

Alex Rosen is his name. He went by a Chet Goldstein back in the day. Sort of a Jewish reference. He's still around. He's still around. He went to like some Hillary. I think it was. What's Hillary's daughter or whatever? Is it Chelsea?

Chelsea. I think he went. I could be a different politician. I think it was, what's Hillary's daughter or whatever. Is it Chelsea? I think he went, I, I could be a different politician. I think it was her though. He went to like one of our meetings and there was like a bunch of old people sat around. He stand up, he goes,

your husband's a pedophile or some shit like that. Um, and then like everybody just like comes around him, tackles him. He's like on the ground. It's like, you know why that's bullshit. Her dad's a pedophile. That's right.

Yeah. Get it right. Yeah. that might be my mistake i'm sure i'm sure i'm sure he got it right yeah let me actually find this i need to find this because it's like one of my favorite videos must be the most hilarious shit to fact check where you're oh i found it here we go um it says he did this edp 445's pedo hunter asked hillary clinton about bill clinton's trips to epstein island i'll put this in the chat here but he was talking to hillary i see yeah so he's well yeah they all were hanging out on epstein island just having good times probably just innocent fun you know nothing like sinister and nefarious and and worthy of a big cover-up. Definitely not.

Oh, you believe in this, but when it comes to what those kind Israelis tell us, the truth from what's happening on the ground. Oh, a grain of salt, sir. Please, please a grain of salt. Explain yourself, Taylor. I refuse. I don't even use myself

to bigots. Go ahead, Kyle. Kyle, did you just do... I don't need to myself to bigots yeah go ahead Kyle Kyle did you just do no I was gonna say when they focus their monocle onto you Taylor and investigate some of your statements even as you were working your monocle

you're like hook nose to monocle I think that you're seeing what's the hate in your own heart yeah you're like hook nose to monocle like i don't know what i think that you're seeing what you what's the hate in your own heart yeah you're projecting the hate in your heart onto me i was doing a little monocle thing to imply a jew you've clearly done a whole a whole awful nose rubbing your hands together when our zionist overlords come down upon you i'm you're gonna have only yourself to blame you know i that's true zionist has been a tough word for me and if you google it and look it up it doesn't seem to fit

the way people zionist just means we get rid of palestine is that right people who believe in i think it just means like supporting israel but to me it means to me it means an ethno state it means a a country based on an ethnicity like like it um and the and the and the the jewish state specifically yeah specifically yeah it's it's about forming an ethno state and and supporting it that's what zionism is so a zionist would he be okay with what's currently going? He would not be okay. Would he say, get rid of the Gaza Strip? He would say Israel should have that. Yes.

If someone's a Zionist, they're almost for Israeli expansion. Definitely not for just being as it is. Yeah, 100% in favor of the expansion. They're the good guys. I don't know what the people in Israel believe around here. They're the good guys. It's basically what Nishihiro believes around here. Or on Twitter. Pure in soul.

They're all pure in soul. Because I don't want to fight with any of them. Any of those people on the other side of the world, I don't give a shit. I want nothing to do with it. That's how I feel about Missouri. We're fine on our own here. With our cool guns and all of our weed. and we want all you guys to stay out you think you're a cool state but can you get an abortion there i don't know that's not my problem i'm a missouri now you don't are you

telling me you don't know the nearest you don't know the nearest abortion clinic to your domicile at this very moment? Dude, abortion is wrong and I wouldn't be a patron of that place. Are you guys all like weed guys? I'm glad it's legal. I don't identify that way, but yes.

I do not want to identify as a weed guy. That's embarrassing. Are you like a weed guy? I'm straight edge. This is Lavender. He's a big weed guy that's embarrassing are you like a weed guy i'm straight edge this is a lavender no he's a he's a big weed guy i see are you i'm not i'm not a weed guy i'm like kind of anti-weed i'm like very cringe about it to be honest really so you're anti-weed that's where i was not long ago call it five years ago i mean just it's i can't speak for everyone but in my personal life i've not found anything productive from it. It makes me very lazy and annoying.

So I'm curious. When I was anti-weed, I was anti-weed for me. Like, you could smoke as much as you want. I had no judgment or I was certainly pro-legal weed. I just didn't want it in me. Is that where you are, or would you make it illegal again? Like, what do you think? I would never make it illegal.

I think people should be able to do what they want. But I just, I personally am, like, really, I'm like i'm i'm 21 so i'm like relatively young like i've seen a lot of like people destroy their shit from weed like smart kids with good opportunities just like sink into weed as like a coping mechanism for their issues and just like become fucking losers and i'm like afraid of that so i'm trying to like not be big substance guy i mean i'll drink now and then but the weed is just like i i i think weed is weed is fine there's a lot of people who like are fine on it you know mr joe rogan okay he's fine um but uh i feel like it's like i don't know it's kind of destructive i feel like it's almost too accepted for a lot of i've

seen people get on anti-anxiety meds and and then when they do, suddenly they're more okay with bad grades. They're more okay with low performance. They're just less stressed about all the problems. Is the mortgage due? It's going to be okay. The weed is like a Rick and Morty nihilism thing for a lot of people. I feel like the weed, there's a parallel there to what I just described with anti um did i say antidepressants i didn't go inside sris type anti-anxiety yeah yeah yeah anti-anxiety when you take like lexapro or

something suddenly you're not killing yourself to like get ahead at work solve all your problems etc you're just okay with where you are and that can be a negative like anxiety is what pays the fucking mortgage yeah i never considered that of lexapro or something like that i'm not disputing it i know i hated lexapro it just felt like i was numbed out i was only taking it as part of my legal defense i swear to god like as soon as it became like a non-thing i quit cold turkey you're not supposed to and it was one of the worst things i've ever done um it really was awful coming off of lexa pro it was awful what was like that i have two well i want to cover what you're talking about first what's it like to get off and what's it like to be on i would have um being on it just felt kind of like being numbed out like uh you're kind

of in this in the doldrums where uh nothing can be great and nothing can be terrible everything can just kind of be okay uh or or flavors of okay uh there's no joy yeah no no exuberance certainly you're not like like having that like i remember i was playing pub g at the time and i wasn't being as happy with my victories i was like i just won one why am i not having a meltdown over this i usually like i'm not great at this game i don't win a lot of these and uh but but uh coming off of it not only did i just feel look feeling weird just just sort of i don't know this almost felt like a stomach cramp that went all the way to the back of my spine and into my brain or something like that. Just felt queasy all the time when I was coming off of it.

But the real thing was I had these sort of electrical shocks that I would feel in my brain. And like, it would be like you sort of slip into a day. If you slip into like a daydream or something, you're just kind of just for a second, maybe you're waiting on like a door to open or the car to get washed or something.

And then when I would come out of it, it would be with this start of like being frightened and startled. And then also like an electrical pain in my goddamn head. And I was like, what is this? And I was, I'm like Googling it. And it's like,

yeah, this is cold Turkey, Lexapro don't. And then there's two paragraphs of don't go off that lexapro cold turkey and i'm like six days after my last pill fuck this shit i'm not going back i'm not going back we're not turning the car around my friend got off lexapro more slowly than you like he lowered his dose and he had the same symptom though so on the uh on the weed thing, like I do agree with you, Tom, that there is almost a cultural push to be like, well, it's not alcohol. It's not cocaine.

It must be totally harmless. And you can do it all day, every day. And that's fine. It's natural. It's a plant, right? Every plant, everything that's ever come from earth is fine to eat, I guess. Because it's natural. Arsenic's natural. Stop using that as your argument.

Everything is mostly from plants. If you allow yourself... But wheat comes out of the ground like that. Can we just agree on that? You don't have to do anything to it. I'm not denying it comes from the ground. Arsenic doesn't jump out of the ground. Is that a piece of...

I'm pretty sure that... from the ground. Arsenic doesn't jump out of the ground. Is that a piece of... Wait, doesn't it? I'm pretty sure that... We gotta get a whole bunch of it and purify it right and melt all the good arsenic down and filter out the dirt and make a pile of it. Make it cobra venom then. Cobra venom's natural. It just comes from snakes.

Regardless of that... That'll get you very high. If you're using... I feel this in myself in that, like if I smoke weed or anything like that, while I still have anything at all to do for the day, whether it's this or something else, like it will make me uncomfortable where I'll be like, fuck, like, why did I do that? Like now I'm high. I still have to do what I was going to do. I'm more likely to blow off my workout. I'm more likely still have to do what i was going to do i'm more likely to blow off my workout i'm more likely to procrastinate on something that i need to get

done but if i close that like the end of the evening when everything's sewn up and handled for the day i'm like oh this is kind of nice and relaxing i'm enjoying this but like there is a there are a lot of people out there who are using it 24-7, wake and baking every day all the time. And maybe some people can handle that. But I know I cannot, and I know the vast majority of people cannot. And in that way, it is going to do what Woody said and make you content with complacency.

And that can be dangerous over time. The only way you can do it is if you make a list. I'll wake up, and I'll take a shower, and i'll figure out what i've got to do today usually it's like three or four errands or something i got to go to lowe's and get some screws and bolts to put a fucking thing together and then the gutter fell down on the side of the house and i need a new rake and it's like i'll make my goddamn list before i smoke but I, if I don't have that list, I won't just forget that I needed a new rake. I'll forget why I needed it. You're not selling what you need to write. I mean, you've got to, you've got to treat your, uh, your, uh, your smoking like a, like a disability and

prepare for it. You have to have your list just like you need your wheelchair by the bed in the morning. If you're going to get up and get stuff done. Taylor, you mentioned coke. I think, broadly, societally speaking, coke is probably less destructive than weed, because weed is just so common. Like, everyone's- Ah, crack cocaine. It's a counterpoint.

Well, coke is like, at least lawyers are doing it. They're getting stuff done, you know? Yeah, finance people, lawyers, skinny, attractive bitches. Oh, my God. Why are we forgetting crack? skinny attractive bitches oh my god don't get me started don't get me started yeah get the nice nice bodies of the girls bodies they're also like do coke and smoke cigarettes holy shit let's go all stimmed up bad teeth foul breath yes the teeth the better the cigarette and the blowjob. Cigarette and coke breath. After you stick your dick in their mouth, you don't even want to be within 100 yards of your own dick. Just completely

disgusting. You need to fucking throw it in the washing machine for a year. Cocaine gives you terrible breath, and obviously cigarettes do. I didn't know cocaine gave you bad breath. Yeah. It dries you out, and it's all chemically... I don't know. It must be just a bad breath compound in the cocaine, something like that. Kyle, your audio isn't coming in. I appreciate that perspective because you don't get that much anymore where so many people are all in on like it's not even a drug man and it's like no it's a drug and if you

can't handle it or you allow it to make you lazy and you don't get shit done like that compounds and a day becomes a week becomes a month becomes a year and before you know it like you've wasted valuable time so i don't want to be responsibly folks use it responsibly i feel like emotionally it's like bad like i know people who like as a coping mechanism they like use weed to just like forget their issues and it's like i feel like there's just such an anti-stress thing now it's like a little stress is okay like you shouldn't i feel like a healthy mix between like no stress and then like wanting to kill yourself with stress like somewhere in the middle is probably where you should be

yeah yeah but it's like this productivity zone there's being stressed about like paying your bills and then there's being stressed about that time you forgot your underwear in gym in the third grade and you know the eighth grade and you're like fucking why did i do that and you're like like that some people some people have that and then they just like smoke weed that's bad yeah i my friend that was on lexa pro what do you what do you do just raw dog life yeah you got a raw dog man no my friend was telling me somebody flipped him the bird while driving right you know so you probably experienced this sometime in your life he would like perseverate on it that it means like to think about it non-stop and and uh just like he was spinning in his head spinning what did i do man that guy hates me fuck like i it's like maybe i did fuck up right this isn't a stranger he'll never see again who flipped him the bird over either a driving accident or a misunderstanding

or you know i've been flipped the bird and i maintain i was right sometime and also i've been wrong but uh um i don't sit there and think about it three days later and discuss it with my friends to get like the last time you flipped it when's the last time you flipped off someone in traffic oh i i don't do that anymore i do something else me either i give them the toodaloo you you're my toodaloo crowd are you a thumbs up man thumbs down if they do something awful, I'm like... I give them the toodaloo.

I think I did it two weeks ago. The bird? Yeah, I flipped someone the bird because it was a left on a green light and it's one of those lights at a busy intersection that if I don't get through this left green, I'm going to be late to the place I'm going.

Not because I'm bad with time management, but because of the person in front of me solely. And they like didn't pay attention. I had to give them a little beep, like a little courteous beep honk. Like, hey, you're looking down at your phone and there's 100 yards of space in front of you. And then they like accelerated slower than i can jog and i'm not quick and they like they went through a red and there was no chance i could get through at that point and so i i flipped them the bird like fuck you you inconsiderate piece of shit and afterward

i was like man that's that's not how you want to behave at 30 i always i always get road rage of the rotaries with like the two lane rotaries those are fucking brutal and like like when I'm driving in Boston, like I'm I think crazy shit. I'm like, I'm going to get on fucking fight him and pull the car open. I'm like, I never do it. But I get so mad getting cut off by like trucks. I'm like so angry when they got Ford Raptor cuts me off. It's like I need to murder that person right now. So I'm in the passenger seat.

My wife is driving and I don't know specifically what went wrong, but someone was furious at her and I'm in the passenger seat. My wife is driving. And I don't know specifically what went wrong, but someone was furious at her. And I'm in the passenger seat. So I gave him the thumbs down. Now he's furious at me. I was ready to beat him up. Not that I was actively going for it, but it's like, this is a choose-your-own-adventure book, bitch.

And you have to decide if you really want this. I'm not playing tough guy everyone on this call would easily defeat this man right he was probably my age but shorter a fucking marshmallow of a fat piece of shit with no muscles and yeah there's no chance this guy poses a threat to any unless he's a good shot unless he's a good shot. Unless he's a good shot. But he is. So he's all being Mr. Tough Guy. And I'm just like, as far as you want to go, what do you want to do next? Do you want to pull over?

What do you want to do? He didn't want that. What do you want to do, huh? What do you want to do? You're Randy Marsh. Randy Marsh? Who's that? Yeah, from South Park. The dad from South Park.

My grandpa. I'm a dumbass, I guess. Back in the school days. No, no, I like, no. No, because Randy did this. That's what was Randy's problem, too. He picked a fight with my family. I didn't ask for this.

The guy was picking a fight with Randy's family. He didn't ask for it either. He was wearing, the other guy was wearing a cape. I don't think my guy had a cape on. I fully support people getting beaten up in traffic i like uh i saw a video not too long ago where two guys out got out had mutual fucking combat one of them got his ass whipped a little they they stood up i think they shook hands and then went their separate ways it was like it was a reddit video i saw it on reddit yeah yeah i may have seen it also i love a good

road rage video did you see the one during the pandemic in australia there was this like is it the guy who used the boomerang it was like it was a guy with a boomerang if i recall either shirtless or in like a thin like tank top and he's jacked and i guess the guy in the car he was attacking was some doctor and this guy like comes up and like knocks his rearview mirror off with a boomerang and is like smacking it on his window like you vaccinated my family you're vaccinated he's freaking trying to fucking job me might yeah you Yeah. You gave my family, did you? You gave them the jib? And he's like freaking out.

And this guy's like shredded. And I'm like, man, I'm glad I'm anywhere but inside that car right now because he was freaking out. You're telling me that there's a video of an Australian man attacking a doctor who vaccinated his family with a boomerang. I may hit the boomerang and the australian attacking are for sure and i'm pretty sure the doctor thing was like oh you got even the covid vaccine did you we'll see what we think about it and he starts banging he does break the window he breaks the passenger like window not just the mirror i think i think he really breaks the i think you're right yeah i gotta i'll find that video after this show that that actually sounds pretty awesome

it's not a video video Kyle would like. It's because the guy was shredded. He was in prime beat-your-ass-in-traffic shape. Like, no one's stepping out to training for this moment. I like when they have a little comedic timing to them. I saw one where the guy gets out and starts shit with the other guy, and he's got some sort of mall ninja sword that folds up until it's six inches long,

but then until it's six inches long but then like until it's like this long like thin blade swingy blade and the other guy's like whoa what the fuck you have a sword and they and the guy's filming it he's like oh homeboy got sword what the fuck yeah dude yeah dude play it safe because the other guy's like no no i don't want to i don't want to be for the sword wielding man and then so the sword man retreats, and he's like, oh, wait. Homeboy got something in his trunk. What he got? What he got?

Guy's popping his trunk. Oh, he got a gun. He's got an AR-15. You see him grab the AR-15 and pull it up here, and then the video turns off. And I'm like, I hope that was fake because the comedic timing's perfect. It's just like the one. There's one where there's a motorcycle, a guy on his motorcycle riding in an alleyway. And some guy stops him and mugs him with a knife. And he's like, yeah, yeah, take the guy on his motorcycle riding in an alleyway.

And some guy stops him and mugs him with a knife. And he's like, yeah, yeah, take the bike, man. Take the bike, man. And then all of a sudden the song cuts it. Just the two of us. And he pulls the clock out and puts it. And he's pointing at the guy's back and the video cuts. I'm sure that one's fake.

That one's definitely some fake. I've seen that real. It wasn't in America. It was South America somewhere. And the guy doesn't resist. He lets him take the motorcycle. And then he unloads six into him. The caption said the victim. The guy was waiting for someone to take that bike.

Lost the bike. Was a cop. I don't know if it's true. South America has some of the best carjacking videos. I saw a lot of scooter robberies in South America, and I saw one where these two guys on a scooter tried to stop these other two guys who were just walking and rob them and then go off into the night on their scooter.

And they had a machete, and the people they were accosting, one of them had a gun. And so what ended up happening is that i guess these two guys the one with the gun who was about to be robbed i guess they were also criminals and so they then robbed the robbers and then it's them riding away two of them on a on a moped so like they were about to get robbed and they're like no you know what actually this isn't cool give us your moped a little a little corrupt corrective justice there. I liked that.

Good for them. I like it when you go. The law in South America with guns and self-defense seems to be that as long as they're within seven to eight hundred yards of you, you can pursue them. You can kill them. You can shoot them. You see an American be be like blah blah all right i neutralized the 7-eleven thief and he's laying there being like my legs my legs in fucking

honduras they they don't stop shooting they reload they get friends they kill you they murder you same with asia they have a cookout around your body they seem to yeah they they play for keeps in honduras and guatemala and all those places that i don't want to visit i don't blame the road rage you guys like driving is people don't appreciate the gravity of how dangerous driving is like just how easy it is to fucking die like i i think it should be justified if somebody seriously cuts you off in a very dangerous way to just beat their ass for like 10 seconds i think that should be legal just just 10 seconds well it's gonna be hard to get them to agree to it well the law if the law agrees you should just like call a cop so he can come by

and watch be like all right get like a timer like stop watch go and you get your you get your time i'd be good with that everyone would be a lot more courteous if they knew oh yeah i was waiting for Woody's reaction. Woody went, ooh. Oh, yeah. Woody would be the guy. I was waiting for Woody to agree that the video was legit. And I saw it in his eyes.

He was like, yes. Kyle's exactly right. That was me reacting to the link he put in the chat. For people watching, Kyle linked in the chat. Luckily, it was maybe not America outside some sort of quickie mart. And someone came along with a drive-by and shot. I looked at it quickly. Three, four was maybe not America outside some sort of quickie mart. Someone came along with a drive-by and shot. I looked at it quickly. Three, four people? Three people.

They come back with jeans. It's crazy. I think that was Mexico. It's a cartel hit or something like that from at least a year ago. I see it crop up every now and then. The thing that strikes me is how the drive-by comes by and shoots

all these people who are just outside some little bar tiki thing to the left of them parked in a car where the lights off though is the second team so the first team like wheels out of there and the second one pulls out and like gets the survivors it's crazy yeah i just saw that they made oh i didn't know the whole thing was there then they come up with g18s yeah fucking fully automatic clock pistols which i see those far too much now on like social media it's a real flex and uh is it easy to convert yeah yeah and the p it's just these i think it's three little pieces but one of them's a bolt or or like a pin really so it's it's this it's just a little bit of uh aluminum and steel and you've got a fully automatic glock and then those mags are everywhere there's 33

31 32 something like that around mags and then i think drums have been coming out more and more they used to be the drum i shot a decade ago was handmade like nobody sold a drum a decade ago they were a little unreliable i don't know if i was to conduct a quickie mart murder i don't know that i'd go drum because yeah yeah maybe i'm out of date uh who fucking knows i wouldn't um but it's it's scary as hell to see those things those cartels are so scary they really are they they got me with those dude that picture of the dude's head on like a fucking old chevy hood where like all the skin's been peeled off i could see that right now i haven't seen that picture in 12 years i remember seeing it online and being like i got a movie oh it's

horrible cartels are scary but like nothing is remotely as scary as the united states military like nothing comes close there was i think it was off who had this quote who's like i like the united states army i like him so much the more soldiers that are around me the happier i am and i think he was in iraq at the time and i'm like that makes a lot of sense i'm a a little happy with 20,000 of them. And I'm really happy with 120,000 soldiers around me. And like the shit we can do, just the remote flipping people's light switches off.

It's not really epic. So what I'm, the reason I think that the United States is so scary is because our intelligence, because we're an evil empire. Don't say that out loud. You know, star Wars were the bad guys, right? I think that the United States is so scary is because our intelligence agencies... Because we're an evil empire? Don't say that out loud. You know Star Wars. We're the bad guys, right? You know that, right?

I heard that was about Vietnam. We're the empire. And we're the empire. Is that true? That's 100% true. George Lucas has said that. It's absolutely true. Yeah, that's why I said it. But it's poppycock! What's scary about the United States is, like, of course they can go, like,

turn your government upside down and put in their own if they want to, and not just a little country, but like a medium-sized country, and we can kind of do it in the background, right? Like, nobody on... There are no nurses like, who couldn't buy my fancy handbag this month

because imports are being sunk in the Atlantic. No, no, the imports aren't being sunk in the Atlantic. It's business as usual while we upend your medium sized country. What's scary though for the individual, because who cares what happens over there? We're over here. Yeah, yeah. They could scoop you up if you happen to be one of the billion men whose first name is Muhammad and last name sounds like something scary and send you to one of those black sites that we have all over the world where we basically go to one of the countries that you think we wouldn't normally do a lot of business with. But it turns out we can be like, hey, we want 20,000 square feet in the corner of one of your military bases on this weird little desert

country you have. We'll do our thing there. Don don't ask any questions and they're just in there torturing the fuck out of people and and not only that we'll just turn them over to like the saudis like hey you want you don't want to talk to us you can talk to the saudis they'll pull your fingernails out and like rape your butthole with a camel or some shit they'll do whatever they want that's why we're the goat that's why we're the GOAT. That's why we're the GOAT of all time, dude. That's why we fucking won. That shit in Vegas? That's esoteric. Don't read into that. Did you do a documentary on that?

Yeah, that's a good idea. That's a really good idea to do on YouTube. I think they had a proof of everything I have to say about that. Yeah, after that, you could do 9-11 and you could do all sorts of videos that they would love and that you wouldn't get taken down for waco ruby ridge yeah he really was abu grade abu grave yeah that's where yeah i don't i uh i think we may have put objects in their bums occasionally i think it is a little interesting right like it

even varies state to state in In New York, for instance, I just happen to know this because of the Trump stuff. It's not rape unless you use your penis. That's true. Yeah, yeah. Really? It's sodomy. You can use a broomstick, a dildo, your fingers.

It's not rape. It's just sexual assault. I've got a good movie for you about the cartel though if you've never seen sicario i've seen sicario it's i saw it in theaters so probably 10 years ago josh roland benicio del toro and uh um uh john krasinski's wife whatever fucking name is it's real good it's they formed this team to go topple a cartel in Mexico, and they've got a lady FBI agent,

CIA agent, and just an assassin. It's very good. There's a part where they need to get some intelligence out of a cartel leader, and they've taken him back to the US, and Benicio Del Toro walks in with a big

jug of water and everybody assumes he's gonna waterboard the guy they even mentioned like one of the guys had been giving him water he's like oh you filled his belly up with water you dirty dog and everybody's like yeah he's gonna waterboard it let's leave him to it and then he doesn't know from the water benicio del toro just rapes him. Did they get answers? They got all the answers. Yeah, the answers were yes, yes, oh God, yes. Yeah, that was the answer. They got all the answers. That's not so bad.

I want to know, I'm sure Sicario's good, but Tom, when you're not researching retards for your videos, what do you do for fun? What do you like to do because i don't do a lot of fun like chris chan no i mean i do i do actually like looking at that stuff but i pretty much just go to the gym um taking taking that pretty seriously since january gotta get on test though um apart from that yeah again that's nice let me see what you got looking good my muscles looking jacked, shredded.

Yeah, yeah. Oh, we can put me in the big view? Yeah. So I do that. Apart from that, I mean, I watch movies. That's about it. I'm pretty obsessed with my job, to be honest. I spend like 10 hours a day on my computer.

Really? Well, I guess I was looking like a lot of those channels that put out like hour-long exposés or documentaries or whatever. It's like once every eight months they'll upload one. You, shockingly, how common it is for you to release a 58-minute video. Every two weeks, seemingly, you could just go on a run and do it. You really must be in there 10 hours a day. Yeah. So it's not just me at this point. There's, um, I have about 10 contractors that work for me consistently. Um, so we, uh, we're all working to get stuff out and I have like another YouTube channel as well. And we're doing other business business stuff. So, um, it's like a decent size operation at this point. What's your second channel called? So people can look, it's called Tom dark. It's more a trending topic type stuff. Think voice critical, that kind of thing. Um, so yeah, that's, uh, that one wasn't, I started that like a critical that kind of thing um so yeah that's uh that one wasn't i started that like a year and a half ago or so with that one starting to kind of

eclipse the other stuff i do a little bit which is cool um but uh but yeah so we've i've got like a whole little operation and i'm uh i was streaming for a while um i had some gay uh personal stuff happen that i need to deal with but um i'm hoping to get back to that soon i was uh streaming a lot with you guys about destiny on i think uh yeah yeah not for a good while but we've had him on before i was doing a decent amount of streams with him um so i'm hoping to get back to that pretty soon but um as you guys know uh november december ad revenue is uh very good so i've been trying to take advantage of that right now smart what is uh have you ever gotten huge pushback on a video like people coming out and being like you should have fact checked this about chris chan or boogie or wings or like how do you deal with that a little

bit i'm pretty good about that like we research pretty intensely um so i'm pretty good about not having too many of those issues um usually like i'll get shit sometimes like i made this video about this like um this so gross this like pedophile cult run by this person named the giggly goon clown um it's pretty foul but the part part part of the whole thing with them was um a bunch of the people involved were trying to convince children to get on hormones and it was like a fetishistic thing for them i don't think that's a common thing with trans people but a lot of people kind of took that the wrong way and they were like this is a transphobic video or something um so now and then i get stuff like that but i mean to be honest for the most part i mostly just tune out like i don't read comments i don't read comments.

I don't look at what people say about me on Reddit or, you know, fortune. I just try to not look at just, it's like, it's just not productive to read every comment about yourself. Just doesn't matter. Well, Taylor would love that. He would love what? A video, a video about trans people trying to indoctrinate children. I know that's a very important topic for you.

Is it? Oh, is it? Yes. Oh, yes. Of course. Of course. Of course. I've cared about this for so long.

You got, you, okay, we're going to pretend like the, at every meeting, every meeting, you bring up the kid. You don't know that's me under the hood. You couldn't possibly know. I thought it was you got some seven different accents coming from under no one else wears a 5xl hood taylor what are you doing what are you doing what do i do for fun uh or just when you're not when you're not doing pka i guess uh gaming i've been trying to get back into gaming like which is such a gay thing to say

trying to get back into yeah very stupid but like i'll watch like i'm back in 2008 as far as my gaming ability i feel like where i used to watch zur grizz on youtube and be like i'm gonna be a sniper bro now and then go and try and do that shit and now i'll see like twitter clips of games that look really fun i'll give it a go and i'm just dog shit now i'm terrible all these kids are better at gaming than me i don't really have the inclination to get really good. So usually when I'm trying to like blow off stress, I just lift or get into a stupid hobby like candle making. I make a good deal of my own scented candles and I do that like very impulsively. So like two weeks will pass where I make myself, no joke, a hundred candles with a bunch of different scents. And then nine months will pass while I burn through my hundred candles.

And I'm almost out, actually. I need to have a candle. Do you pour the wax and everything? How does that work? Yeah, yeah. I melt the soy wax in a double boiler on my stove. And then I add the coloring that I want it to look like. I'm not going to make a lavender scented candle that isn't a light color purple. How are you going to really add to the feeling of it there? I make sure I have the correct girthiness of the wick. I'm adding you 10% gayer.

Fucking 50% gayer. This is the most homosexual thing I do outside of sex. And I put the wick in. You put a wick that's too big in that container, it's going to burn too hot. It's going to burn too hot. We all know that. And then what happens?

The scent boils away. It steams away. That's not ideal. I'm basically like that. You put a wick that's too small, it's going to crater. There's going to be a lot of leftover wax on the outside. And then I also... Dude, you fucking noob.

That's called tunneling. Tunneling. You're right. I'm sorry. And then I also mix different scents sometimes. I think Taylor might be better at listening to this. I'm sorry I cut you off. No, you're right i'm sorry and then i also mix i make candles too sometimes taylor might be better listening to this i i'm sorry i cut you off but no you're fine soy wax huh not beeswax not paraffin wax never paraffin never paraffin you want to go so i'm a soy boy when it comes

to candles like soy is it's cleaner burning if you ever burn a candle and it's got like black sooty shit on the entrance of the candle, that's paraffin wax. And that's like not good to be breathing in a lot. What temperature do you add the fragrance? I add it at 180. That's hot. It's hot. You're losing scent.

Well, you don't lose much scent there because the woman I watch on YouTube who explained to me how to do it, who's like a very matronly woman. Believe it or not, every video about candle making, I think I'm the only man there. It's no one else is as a dude is doing that. And so I heard her talk about it. She's like, don't put it in above 180. Around 180 is good because the wax molecules are still expanded. And so it can capture the scent in there. You try and add it when it's too cool and it's going to be like pockets

of not absorbed scent that it could light up when you're lighting your candle. It could be a fire hazard. I just do a bunch of stupid... There's no fucking way that a fire is going to break out that I don't want to. You're telling me that

60-year-old woman in the apron lied to me my candles turn out differently every time because i'm not that good a scientist i suppose and i've never had any spontaneous combustion that wasn't intended i mean candles are supposed to be on fire you're talking about with paraffin wax no i haven't used paraffin wax i don't think i've used i think that's the risky thing because because if your candle up ends and then you get this big splash of flammable paraffin wax it's not unlike when you overfill a turkey um uh fryer and then you put the turkey in and that 400 500 degree oil overflows and it basically just instantly catches fire when it's the hot air

i don't know you don't want any of that i love those videos you don't see that very much anymore because people caught on uh they all died i guess of horrible burns but oh like uh two years ago tom i i got very into archery i wanted i i wanted to be an archer you know what i am an archer. I'm just not a good archer. I'm an arzer, yeah. I'm pretty decent at it across short range. You're gonna have to kill an animal. You gotta kill an animal before I'll cosign.

With my recurve bow? You picked your weapon. Don't come to me. Dude, that foam turkey in my backyard has so many holes in it. I've fucked that up. I'm pretty sure Taylor's killed animals before. Yeah, I have, but not with a bow.

He didn't say with a bow. He said, you have to kill an animal. Just squeeze the life out of it. I have suffocated bunnies and all sorts of things like that. No, I wouldn't do that. His hands are... You know, from Mice and Men. I'm like Lenny from it's my cement just killing

my neighbor's dogs fucking thing speaking of uh thing to get into waste of time i was gonna say speaking of animals you guys know who vegan gains is do you know who this is oh i have heard of him he's like uh he's a vegan bodybuilder right or strongman yeah he's a vegan bodybuilder um he's probably six three like 250 pounds um but he's known for like like there's a video he hates babies and there's videos of him saying he's like when i see a baby i want to put my foot through the fucking thing until it's blood and pulp on the fucking pavement well anyway um i thought he was funny he's joking about wanting to kill them but he does have a genuine fear of babies he does not like babies um and he's a vegan to the point where

no well no he is afraid he's he's vegan to the point where if like a bodybuilder dies and the bodybuilder ate meat he'll be like well he got what he deserved um but anyway damn i thought he was i thought he was funny so I decided to go hang out with him in real life for like a week. And I shot a video with him. Um, and he's very, he is weird, but he's very funny. He's like my friend now. Um, first of all, insanely jacked. Like I, I don't really know what the real meter for jacked is, but I watched him bench

like 380 pounds. So he's definitely really fucking strong as shit. Yeah. He does. He does not eat meat. He only eats soy. He only eats soy. He only eats soy. And he says, like, if you ask him, he will tell you.

He'll be like, yeah, I mean, you know, I think if it was legal, like I would probably kill meat eaters. Like and I don't I don't think he's joking. I don't think he's joking. Does he know you're a meat eater? Oh, he knows. And he's like, he'll text me once in a while. Picture of his cat. He'll be like, make the cat proud.

Stop eating meat. Wait, does he he have a vegan cat? He feeds his cat only a vegan diet. That's fucked up. He claims it's fine. I don't know. He claims it's fine. I keep

fish. When they teach you how to feed your fish, they teach you about cats and rabbits. Some fish are herbivores, some are omnivores, and some are carnivores. And they did tests in real life where they fed rabbits a meat-only diet, and they fed cats a vegetarian diet, and the cats got diabetes and died. Well, he claims it's fine.

Who am I to argue? I don't know science. I don't honestly believe science is real he does give the cat insulin twice a day that's true he might be science out there but yeah i'm positive cats need meat like listen i'm wary of anyone who believes in anything that strongly you know what i mean like i could get look i'm starting to feel bad about eating pork because pork's not that great i get bacon's good but it's not so it's it's not a fucking orgasm it's bacon and they're so smart i keep

seeing those reddit videos of cute little pigs in people's houses they're like oink oink oink and like squishing its belly oh that thing looks smart too i see them using their little snoop to open doors and latches you watch it i'd be so funny if you became vegan. Pigs don't bother me that much because I'm told they're mean. But cows, they're so sweet. When I eat cow meat, dude, that thing is like a dog but much larger. They're adorable. They're kind. You can't hit a cow.

I don't know if you've ever tried to hit it. Someone once gave me $100 to smack a cow. I couldn't get it done. I would walk by not looking at it and dart I can't catch a cow I can't I was younger at the time too now I really really can't catch a cow but if you could slap

a cow across the face it would instantly forgive you and it is hard to eat that animal it would barely register what you did as aggressive because it's so big. It'd be like, what the hell is going on here? Did this thing just mean to pet me? Where did you find that gif?

How perfect was that? Why did that exist? Yeah, I genuinely am now. But even still, I would never see someone eating a steak and be like, hey, don't you know those things like big fucking dogs like like he just i'm not gonna bother you during your meal well he doesn't i've eaten so many i've killed them i've shot them i i you know i've shot deer and all that like who am

i to say you shouldn't eat anything but just i'm starting to feel bad about eating them if i'm being honest there i could see a time in the future where i that's what that's what they say when they're being murdered one and one after another new kyle little light in the loafers look i i ate meat today i ate beef today don't worry i killed a cow today i contributed have you guys seen the way they like the animals though it's like insane oh it's around yeah you made me watch a documentary you know the gas way they like the animals though it's like insane oh it's around yeah you maybe watch a documentary you know the gas pigs in like a gas chamber that's fucking unreal what they're like alive and screaming yeah chickens are worse chickens are chickens are insane they they hang chickens up by their feet and then they uh they put they're on like a they're all in a

line obviously you know all by their feet on this conveyor belt and it sort of hits a low spot where their heads all go into this water that's electrified and they hit so they electrify them all in the electrical water and then they immediately slit their throats and dunk them in boiling water so they're getting boiled alive mostly have you seen the chick have you seen the the baby no the head is not. Have you seen the baby chick blender? The baby what? The baby chick blender. They don't have use for most of the males, so they just chuck them in a blender that just turns them into fucking dust.

It's more of a grinder, but yeah. It's like two things spinning into each other. It gooifies them. There's a ton of stuff about the meat industry that makes me sad milkshake flavor but like i'm not gonna quit i'm not gonna stop i mean that's that's where i'm at like that he made me watch this fucking movie called dominion about the meat industry in

australia and how horrible it is have you seen that no i've heard about it's it's it's like a horror movie of i really feel bad for the dolphins. I saw that... What is it? Blood Cove or something? I know we don't eat dolphins, but like... They cut them up. It's pretty brutal. I feel guilty for what fucking Chinese and Japanese people are doing over there.

They also showed what they do in Japan with skinning dogs alive, and then they turn it into a coat and pretend it's something else. Pretty crazy. That's awful. Yeah, you can't eat dogs.'s fucked up well this is a thing like the dog and the pig is like the same thing yeah but i'm not culturally used to eating dogs and so it's easy to like as long as i don't watch documentaries like that which first of all that's hilarious you went to go hang out with a vegan bodybuilder and he's like benching 380 huge dude and he's like hey sit down we're watching this trying so what do you think he sounds like that he sounds more like leafy is here he sounds like

all right man uh we should go watch this thing right now like he sounds like that but he's so big he's so jacked what is his secret Is Leafy here still making videos and doing his thing? No, he fucked off. He comes back now and then, but he just leaves. I think he's a drug addict. He was real popular for a while. H3, is it H3? H3, is that his name?

That guy, Ethan, ended his career. Every time I see him on something about Ethan on Twitter, it's him getting clowned on at this point. It's just people bullying him and being like, get a load of this retard. Hang on. It's the part of the show where I give Woody his due. The more we see of the Cybertruck,

alright, they made a vehicle. I was right about that. It rolls down the road and you can buy one. But everything else is awful. It was like he got forced to make it the same way he got forced to buy twitter and he was like i'll do it but you won't like it he's like a kid cleaning a mess up that he doesn't want to it's a when i see those body panel issues when i see that it's underpowered from what he said under range he claims a much

lower range than he initially did and as Woody has pointed out he never claims the correct range so it's even less than that it's like 200 miles of range base probably and it's I saw that thing slipping and sliding going up that little incline and when you look at it from behind and to the side, sort of a canty corner or look at it, it looks like I think she was like, look what a badass that thing has that ugly piece of shit. And I couldn't agree more. And on top of it all, because I could get past every bit of that for $40,000 price tag at eight more. And it drives itself mostly or kind of, I still say it's a hell of a deal. And if you wrap it in some sort of green halo type skin or maybe Matt black or something. Yeah.

Yeah. Like a war hawk that you do, you make it your own light. Like, all right, I can get on board with $50,000 self-driving truck. Like I could get past ugly because like jeeps are fucking ugly to me too but but like i keep like a good ugly you know

what i mean like a plug yeah a utilitarian ugly like god it's gonna do so it's gonna be like a hundred fucking thousand dollars if you want one that's nice and for that price there's all sorts of cool ass competitors i I mentioned the other day, you can get a used Ford lightning with like, you know, 4,000 miles on it. Someone who couldn't make the payments or change their mind or whatever. $60,000,

65, 70. If you want a nice, nice one. And it's like, you know, it's the Ford or Ford lightning electric fastest fuck. And it's a Ford.

So we know we can get it fixed and warrantied up and the body panels are all gonna be perfect i don't know what he's doing this might be a real we'll see how many get snatched up he said he's gonna in two years he should be at being able to make quarter million units a year which is fast as fuck that's a lot i don't know if he's getting sell a quarter million i know everybody's canceling the pre-orders right now. There's $300, like, hold me a spot pre-orders. Everybody's wanting those back. What Elon Musk says and what Elon Musk does aren't really that related. And the not making the range thing, I feel like you understated it. of tesla of any model variation or configuration has ever achieved any of the mileage estimates

that they put out there ever not a single time those are fucking trash anyway they look like computer mice they look like shit my truck claims it gets like 22 miles a gallon something like that and uh i can do better than 22 miles a gallon i never do because i drive like an asshole but i could i have i've achieved that there are times like you know what i'm just gonna go to speed limit i'm in no hurry and i just roll and i get in like 24 miles a gallon something like that yeah but tesla never ever has anyone ever gotten the mileage estimate that he claims and it's like you go past optimism and into lying when it's never been done a single time when it can't be done they're just so boring on the inside

to like the interior so boring the exterior so boring and i hate that like every luxury car brand is following now we're like the new audi a6 the inside is just two screens there's no buttons it's like yeah i hate the button i hate it so much. Buttons are fantastic. Really? I can control this function by reaching right to the dedicated control for it and making it do that thing. That's fantastic. If I have to go through the

screens and the menu system to open my glove compartment, what the fuck? Ridiculous. Why do you think that's an upgrade? They're just trying to make it look futuristic i think it's completely impractical oh cost it's cost you think so yeah yeah buttons are expensive yeah yeah those panels like all right so when panels first came out it was like oh my god you gotta when i was in high school we all pulled the fucking cassette player out of our trucks

and we stuck this big fucking cd player in there and it had a screen that would come out like this and then it would flip over to you and you had like three and a half inch lcd baby and that thing would play little little jumpy things when the music would hit and stuff you have to know what your music looks like yeah you know what that music i remember thinking i was such hot shit when i got we were hot shit this was 2001 bitch this was cool shit it was 2007 for me it wasn't cool all right a little too late you're a little too late but but and and that was the time when they first started sticking those screens in the headrests in your car like oh my god can you believe it television to the vehicle although i remember growing up my dad had a company that made conversion vans and all of our cars growing up, all of our vans, because he always had a conversion van, one of those 80s fiberglass on top deals.

Had the full TV, not a flat screen. That CRT screen in there. Yeah, they make a carriage that holds a CRT TV from the roof. It's like aerodynamic on the inside for some reason. I think it's so you don't bump your head. That makes sense. I but uh i don't i forget where i was going with that but uh you were accustomed to tvs and you had this cool screen screens were neat but now they're not now they're not there's it's so cheap to make a screen now

if you look at the price of a tv like uh tv monitors in general all that shit's the cheapest cheapest of shit it's the stuff that somehow inflation never touches somehow uh like the time never touches they just get better and and stay the same price it's almost like there's some overlord making sure we stay entertained lord toshiba it's something like yeah i i'm withholding judgment on the Cybertruck. I kind of want to see one in real life. I have seen so much nonsense, nonsense, scuttle, but we'll say what you will, about the body panels not lining up. But I'm like, I don't want to look at a prototype

and judge them by that. Let's see what they look like. I saw the bulletproof test and it was real. They just stood there and shot it with a Glock. That's so dumb. Who cares about your car being bulletproof? It's not necessary. Until you get shot at.

It's like, Taylor, intellectually, I know you're right, but if you're buying a Cybertruck, you're buying something that you think is cool, and if it really is bulletproof, come on. Tell me that's not neato. It's kind of neato you're right but also like if someone was like there's a brand new laptop on the market i'm not going to tell you all the integral features that are going to be you know affecting your day-to-day use of this but watch it resist this samurai's blade i'd be be like, this guy's trying to take me for a ride here.

He's trying to bamboozle me with smoke and mirrors. And then I'm going to open the laptop and it's going to be like missing the M key or something. Sometimes I infer stuff from things like that. I'm sorry to cut you off. If something's waterproof and I want something that's ruggedized, I almost think they're the same thing. Waterproof can be fragile like an iWatch. But most of the time, if I see like, I don't know, a waterproof laptop or waterproof earpods or something, I'm like, oh, this thing's also going to be drop proof and such. So something's bulletproof.

I extend that same thing to it. Like, all right, well, I don't actually need to protect myself from bullets. It probably fares pretty well in the shopping parking lot. same thing to it. Like, all right, well, I don't actually need to protect myself from bullets. It's probably fair. It's pretty well in the shopping Mart parking lot. I, I would, I like that. It's bulletproof.

Uh, I think if you were just, if you're in the market for a bulletproof car and some people are, I mean, it protects against small arms, fire rifles will shred right through it, of course. But I thought it was neat that it could stop,

you know, shotguns and pistol rounds. Because normally, in case you don't know, they'll just go in one door, through the seats, through the other door. So if you're fleeing from a criminal with a.308, you're just screwed now? Yeah, if

he's got like a FAL, like a SCAR-H, he's laying the hammer down on you. You're screwed, buddy. Now he's laughing. You, as you die and gurgle to death, trying to hit the call for help button going through menus. You have too much blood on your hand for the slider to work. Yeah, it's not going to work.

Oh, fuck. This isn't working. We're going to see a bunch of frantic swipes in blood when they come and get your body. Like microfiber. I wanted to ask Tom, have you ever been in the midst of making one of your videos and you had like a change of heart about the person you were making it on where it's like, oh, man. No, no, no. I am working on one right now. That's kind of a tangential to a friend of the show blade.

Oh, okay. I'm working on that one. Maybe you can fill us in a bit on more on what he's been up to. The latest thing I saw after the whole thing with Willie dying, obviously was he was walking in the middle of the road, like on the median in the middle of the night, filming himself walking with like cars going by and like swerving around him. obviously was, uh, he was walking in the middle of the road, like on the median in the middle of the night, um, filming himself walking with like cars going by and like swerving around him.

That was the last thing I saw. Um, apart from that, um, he's upset about the fact that people told people said not to donate to his streams. Cause he's just going to buy more alcohol. He was kind of upset about that. I think I want to say game star or something said like,

don't donate to his streams. And he was like, he's literally telling people not to donate to my streams like you know i just like need money man like content man um and that was like when he he was you know maybe three shots in so basically sober um but uh yeah i mean he's he's just he's super fucked up i think he's probably gonna die pretty soon i wouldn't be shocked at all um yeah it's it's pretty you know i keep start might be almost onto something here though like like if you really wanted to help blade then the deal that you'd want to make with him as a fan base yes would start him yeah well no it would be like we'll only donate to constructive content

like if you want to go in the park today and go for a walk and have a picnic i'll donate to that but if you crack up yeah crack a beer no he's immediately gonna take that money and buy beer you know by his his life i can only change his streams is he uh i i thought i heard something where he wasn't drinking after um after the willie situation i assume based on what you're saying that that's not happening he's still drinking i'm yeah that's that is my belief um but going through his history has been fun just reading about old cod stuff because i used to watch some of that back in the day like x jaws and people like that and all the alky david stuff i want to do a video just about alky david because that

guy's story is so interesting to me and i don't even totally understand it yet that'd be a good one when's the the blade one dropping or do you not know yet i don't know yet i've been waiting because uh it's actually pretty much done i want to do an interview with keemstar to get his thoughts because i know he was blade's friend for a long time and apparently i just found this out recently keemstar paid for his rehab like three or four times like to get him in rehab um really according to him and then he like flunked out every single time um okay kyle i see you struggling a little bit over there. If that's true, that's really cool of him. Yeah.

Yeah. I mean, I assume he didn't just outright lie about that. I mean, who knows? Yeah, right. I know for a fact Keemstar is a rabid liar because he talks about me. What did he say about you? That you're awesome and tall? For example, I remember at WoodyCraft,

we had this guy who was buying stuff and charging things back. And he bought like five grand from WoodyCraft. I think he ran a $1,000 ad on the show. It was like six grand in my universe and four grand to other Twitch streamers. And he charged back all $10,000. Now, when he was buying at WoodyCraft, we observed his out-of-this-world buying patterns. So we cut him off and we talked to his mom.

And we're like, this guy's spending a ton. Is this like- I'm sorry, you talked to Teamstar's mom? No, no, the customer. His name is this like... I'm sorry, you're talking to Team Star's mom? No, no, the customer. His name is... Oh, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I want to talk to his mom.

So this player at WoodyCraft was spending a lot of money. Five grand at WoodyCraft, five grand elsewhere. And we called the player's mom, and she's like, it is okay. This is within his gaming budget. It's all thumbs up so we're like okay you know what are we supposed to do and um then when he tired of the server and no longer wanted to play at woody craft he charged back all 5 000 which by the way cost me like 12 000 because he was buying like five dollar amounts and not only do we have to pay back the five

dollars but there's a 35 charge for getting charged back so it's like fuck we it was like i was at like 12 grand other people were out whatever they were out and um i hired an attorney to like chase this down and figure it out and really my goal was to stop other people from doing the same thing we had people who would buy stuff and charge it back like it was a game meanwhile it, it's costing me $35 a pop. And Keemstar did a video on it. And he said that this poor innocent soul meant to pay a hundred, left out the decimal point and paid 10,000. That is not what happened at all. That is not even a thing that can happen. It's like Amazon. You don't choose your own prices on shit. You don't enter in the price. He completely made that up out of thin air and said that I was punishing and going after this poor, innocent child over a typo.

You don't think maybe the child just told him that? Keemstar just felt bad and believed it? Right. I don't think that at all. I think Keemstar completely made it up that he wasn't in contact with this kid. And I think he also knew the store is online. You can see it. You don't enter your own prices. No one thought that was true except people who believe Keemstar's lies. Why do you think he did that to sensationalize

it? Keemstar has hated me for 15 years now. It goes both ways. Really? Yeah. So he's made a lot of videos just telling lies about me and um or just painting me in a bad light and uh because i'm the target of his videos not for a long time but because i've been the target of his videos i know the truth and i know that keep star makes shit up well i guess it's a good thing i'm about to do a video with him then right uh the bottom of it yeah yeah ask him about that i would believe that he paid for blade's rehab because he like i they used to be really tight

like they used to be boys i think they i think they like yeah he's very successful financially i think they lived together at some point back in the day, right? Or maybe they did. Yeah, they did not live together. Maybe like a team star allowed Blade to live with him. Blade moved to Buffalo during the Cod days to live there, which is around the time that the podcast together. Yeah, they did. What was it? Bad Bad Kids Club, I think.

It sounds right. Something like that. You know, I think I don't know where he moved from, but I think of Buffalo is not a fun place to live. He moved from, I think, Seattle, I want to say. I'd much rather be in Seattle than Buffalo. It's either rain or snow. I think Blades said he didn't like Buffalo,

but Keemstar likes it, so, you know, you can... He does like it. Fair enough. Yeah, I just looked over at Blades' channel. He is still drinking. Confirmed. Probably drinking right now, drinking drinking right now he could be right now yeah i don't know what damn that's so wild like i just like you click on a stream scrub two hours forward and he's just like obliterated part of the problem with that video is he's like a copyright abuser serially so i just don't want to deal with like a copyright strike for you know a week and a half when he inevitably strikes the

video and then i can't make money for a week or whatever like that's pretty annoying blade's been known to copyright strike yeah yeah oh just because you'll have to use clips of him like saying exactly yeah oh he'll just file false dmca and then it's like i'm not gonna sue him back you know like i'm not gonna i'm not gonna get any money out of that yeah um so yeah it's just like just have to file an appeal and then he gets my legal name and address which is also fun so it's just a whole whole issue have you come uh come upon anything alarming that's like not in the the public storyline of blade going through the story or not oh it's all it's it's all out there it's literally all out there i mean his entire life since 2009 or something or 11 is all

documented uh publicly so um everything you want to know about blade is all on live stream and it's him saying it himself some very funny moments though like back in the day when uh there was some point in time when he was talking to some girl. And, you know, if you know a lot about Blade, you'll know or even a little. You know, when he drinks, he gets a little racist with it. And he was talking to some girl and he was like, you like black guys? She was like, yeah, they're fine. And he was like, you N-word lover. And then she leaves.

And then one of his friends calls calls him and he's like hey blade you got to get off stream right now man you're on twitch you're gonna get banned like just get off delete the vod and like sober up and in the morning you'll be fine and blade's like you're up it says the n-word again and then hangs up and just keeps streaming um another great moment from blade is uh at one point he stands up like he you know stands up with his ass to the camera and pulls his pants down and puts his fingers in his asshole. That's a good one. I've heard that one.

I have been blessed to see the clip and I don't think I want to. I have seen the eye of horror. You've had to like you're fact checking it. You're like, let's cross reference these butthole skin lines the other times for research for research well we're trying to track the the progress of his butthole over time to see how much it's been when he was uh when he was like

macking on that girl while her husband had just stepped away yeah wild one too um yeah that was a fan of his his wife the guy was a huge fan yeah like a super fan i think they were at his house the funniest part of that is um so that starts at like a fan meetup with keemstar and uh so blade's there keem's there and then this guy comes with this girl and they're not married at that point and he's like oh my god blade i want you to see this and he proposes to her in front of blade and then two years later is when the groping thing happened which is like oh the whole marriage is tied to blade somehow that's a great time yeah that they should have known from the start there you know having destined for greatness

when did it stop being about stabbing people in call of duty is what i want to know i think around like 2013 2012 maybe tom whatever cod whatever cod died like when cod was kind of on the way out and minecraft was the new thing that's like the beginning of the end for him yeah i remember chill sunday commentary just knifing people in cod 4 simpler times simpler times with uh white boy 7th street with white boy seventh street with white boy no no shenanigans going on in the back of uh rvs none of nothing like that shenanigans is that what you call that uh a little uh yeah non-reciproitive play is that foolery yeah tom foolery uh groping an unconscious girl. That's what I believe it was, right? I mean, he says he didn't.

I don't know. He told Chris Hansen he didn't. You can watch the video. We can infer what happened. You can't see everything, though. For people who didn't see the video, Blade faunters over to the front of the RV, I think, and you kind of see his feet, and it kind of looks like there's some level of snuggling, humping, something happening.

But you're looking at feet under a blanket. But he says he went to bed. I don't think he went to bed. He was a restless sleeper, it would seem. Maybe they were doing jiu-jitsu. He was putting her in the locker. They were soaking. scene maybe they were like doing jujitsu he was like putting her and like they were yeah because that clip it was him talking to that norwegian or finnish guy and he's like i'm gonna

go back there and bjorn's like to the past out unconscious girl and he's like yeah i'm gonna go back there he's like okay i think blade says i'm gonna have sex with her I think Blade says, I'm going to have sex with her. I think he says that. Something like, maybe even that's what he said. Like, even worse. Let's hope he didn't. It seems like he went back to opening the case. Yeah, allegedly. I don't know.

Let's hope he didn't say that. Let's hope he did not say that, because then that would be a pretty open and shut case. I'm pretty positive he says that. And then in the follow-up interview, he was like, I was just joking. We're making jokes like that all night. I just wasn't going to do that. I just went to he says that. And then in the follow-up interview, he was like, I was just joking. We're making jokes like that all night. I just wasn't going to do that. I just went to bed, man. Officer, I did grope her, but you can hear me saying honk honk when I was grabbing her boobs.

Officer, let's be serious about this. You're not going to unrape her now. So let's just all go home and not worry about this. You know what? Let's chalk this up to a who knows. Who done it? Who done it? My take on this?

Who's to say? And the officers are like, no, go to get in the car. No harm, no foul. She wasn't even awake. Last warning, sir. What did the girl say about it? I don't even know what her- She said she got raped, yeah.

That's what she said. Raped? Yeah. No, I think she said that she got sexually assaulted in the back there, yeah. That's what she said. No, I think she said that she got sexually assaulted in the back there, yeah. Oh, I believe her. I believe all women. Did she?

Oh, man. I was holding out hope that that's not what happened. I mean, technically, we don't have a GoPro video of him doing it, but, you know. Well, I think this might be another case of a lady lying on a rich, successful Titan of Industry. Wait a minute.

They do that, don't they? She was trying to get all those. It's not that. It's not that. it's not that so i my suspicion is it's way easier to like emotionally recover from a guy coming up and kissing your neck in an unwanted way compared to like fucking you but if that's not what she said happened if she said that he like was back there molesting her then i based on the video i am inclined to believe her i don't know i saw that's true. I saw the video, and I think I was holding out hope that he made a pass at her, got shot down,

and that's all that happened. No, that was definitely not like a pass and shoot down thing. She was out, and he ambled slash stumbled back there, got in bed, a lot of movement. Well, who's to say i i'm very biased i was just being biased and hopeful i'm hopeful as well i don't want to say i don't know what happened i'm hopeful that that nothing awful awful awful happened but but you know seems like a little occam's razor right now like what's what i don't know that no no i think i have a video saying it right you can't do that it has to be a a rube goldberg machine of mayhaps and

oh who's to say you know and then the the uh what's she talking about marble falls in the i was joking bucket and traps the rat like no it seems seems pretty if i had no idea the girl claimed that because that's i just put a minute long clip in there you see you guys can see that um but uh yeah thank you a little dark i i will always remember blade is that dude who walks through tsa with a pocket full of weed and just just somehow doesn't get detected and the guy who uh ate all those hot dogs in in seattle and and that's a nice guy and and i never seen him do nothing to nobody do people do that all the time weed don't they just and other stuff no i mean all right so not back then not back then this is this is maybe this is maybe 10 years ago. Like, like he just had it in his pocket though.

Like in his, um, his breast pocket, he just, he, he took a pack of swishers. I don't know. Is it four or five in there? He, he rolled them all up and, you know, with weed and, uh, and put them back in into the package and stuck it right in his breast pocket. It sticks out the top of your pocket. And he walked straight through like the metal detectors on the, he never took it out of his pocket. And he walked straight through the metal detectors. He never took it out of his pocket. And there we were in Seattle or wherever,

and it was just like, he had weed. The coolest guy I could find. Yeah, that clip does not do him any favors. You just watched the one minute video? Yeah, the victim of it saying, he wasn't charged because I didn't bring the charges forward. It though it happened like it's been hard to recover from like fuck blade and fuck bjorn is what she said that's really truncated yeah said she hates them yeah and the only thing taylor didn't mention is like she's in a lot of obvious emotional distress yeah

and i believe her after that happens there's this like hilarious clip when they're in the rv and blade's like man what if we just like dump her on the side of the road man and bjorn's like what the fuck is wrong with you he's like just get rid of her man like she's not content she's not content damn cold-blooded and he's wrong we're still talking about that content years later oh my god yeah i mean there's clues there's clip after clip when he's sober he says he's innocent when he's drunk there's clips of him being like i do it again so you know it's just like man i'm having a hard time standing beside my old friend blade these days he said he was he said i would do it again i got the clip yeah he's a clip factory he's a fact finder i got receipts man i gotta say i don't i don't like

any of that one bit and i i clicked that little link and i didn't know what the link was gonna be but it's just some some little girl like complaining about getting raped and it's just some little girl complaining about getting raped, and that's pretty hard to put in. That is the way to put it, I guess. I thought you had a blurry GoPro that saw some legs twitch in the dark or something, but it's like her saying, yes, he did this to me, and I don't like that. That's hard to watch. I don't like any of this now.

I liked it when I just didn't look into this enough to know anything. Kyle, watch that clip that Tom just made. And tell me where you're coming down now. and I just didn't look into this enough to know anything. Kyle, watch that clip that Tom just made. And tell me where you're coming down now. Oh, come on now. If you can still find an avenue, you need to go into politics. Yeah, it happens right about 8 o'clock. Yeah, he said it three times, right? Yeah, said it three times. He said it three times he said he would do it again

three times the charm that's not it's an imprecise it's paraphrasing yeah yeah that's imprecise he was more cruel about it he said i'll grape again three times in a row. Out of context. Yeah, out of context. He was practicing lines for a play, actually. I was going to think what context could possibly fix that, but that would. We all have different definitions of words, okay? It could be something like that.

Okay, all right. I've got newer information because I watched the video that was recommended after the one that you sent me, and it's her in like an alley. It looks it looks like something from trailer park boys by the way they're like in an alley doing drugs or some shit she's sitting cross-legged and what she said was he didn't rape me but he did sexually assault me so still pretty awful what's happened here that varies by state like i was just saying in new york only penises can rape in other states like fingering or it can be rape yeah so it could

maybe she's talking like legally or something i think i feel like to me if you go in it's probably right yeah if you're entering if you violate someone's bodily autonomy in a way they don't want sexually what about what about a wet willy uh that's well that's just awesome i do that to girls all the time if you know it's not for you it's not if you give me a wet willy yeah it's a prank if you're hard it's rape how am i gonna get it in your ear if it's not hard see that's what i'm talking about you're you're that's that's molestation you would have molested yeah even if it was if you if you stuck your wet finger like in my mouth or in my ear and i look down and you're erect yeah i'm calling the authorities you're a real rat

i don't know if i can be around you i mean you know things happen you know i we have a few drinks at dinner i'm gonna go for a wet willy. It's just common practice. Yeah, we each split. Wet willies are considerate because he uses lube. Let me tell you how upset. Otherwise, it'd be a dry willy. I don't like that shit, if I'm being honest. I remember in school...

Oh, no, I can't remember the last time I got one. I thought you were talking about Blade sexually assaulting that girl. I'm like, wow, coming in hot. I'm trying to pivot. What don't in hot. I'm trying to pivot. I'm trying to pivot. I'm trying to pivot. I would hate to get a wet willy. That would upset me to no end. Even if a girlfriend

or somebody did it to me, I would be like, what the fuck have you done to me? I'd be pretty upset. Maybe her little baby finger goes too deep and deafens me the rest of the way. We all have our boundaries. My hearing is like a ticking time like ticking time bomb type thing like with taylor's uh taylor's glasses they're gonna keep getting thicker and i'm gonna have to go to a hearing aid at some point i feel like i read this study and apparently like you know there's little those little hairs in your ear

that that you know move back and forth with the sound like i guess the damage you do to them young you know at a younger age they're just going to get brittle and degrade over time. I fully expect to need a hearing aid at some point. I wonder if losing your hearing and balding are at all related. I'm getting ready for the hearing thing just from listening to music way too loud, just like drums destroying my fucking ears.

I'm mentally preparing for the fact I'm going to be deaf. You don't look like a guy who's going to lose hairs, not yet maybe eventually i'm on finasteride just in case you never know that'd be so funny if you're working on finasteride with that much hair like i can't allow even one to fall out i'm a hair hoarder i am i'm not kidding i am on finasteride i'm not your hair looks protective like if you fell fell on the back of your head, it's like a hell. People say I have like a helmet hair,

like Roblox. Yeah. Are you really on finasteride? No way. I'm serious. I am. Why? Dude,

my, my fucking, okay. I look exactly like my mom's brother. Okay. And he was bald by like 33. So I'm on it. You won't be.

I, I, I, you know, I say stick on it. You won't be. You know what? I say stick with it. If it's working for you and you're not having any downsides. I haven't had any. I've been on it for six months. I'm still getting boners. So that's good. Did your hair get better in six months?

No, no. Same. No, you just held it. Yeah. Yeah. I think it's a good move. Yeah, I think so. I know a bunch of people who are on it with no side effects.

I don't see any issue. I've, I've, I've been thinking about the, the load stuff you guys have. I've been, I've been heavily thinking about that. Cause I,

I don't have inadequate loads, but you know, it never hurts to have a little more. I was a little guy. It really works. Taylor described it as comically effective. And I haven't gotten that description. How much volume increase are we talking about?

Triple. Triple? Am I lying? I did a study. I measured. Kyle came in condoms and used a screen to pull the load out in order to see how many milliliters it was, which was more science than I did.

At that point, are you just pissing? No. No. No. Absolutely. It's pearlescent. It's whiter. more science than i did at that point are you just pissing oh no no no absolutely oh no it's pearlescent it's well it's like it's like when a when a girl says she comes it's like you just pissed she did yeah that's true yeah yeah but like we're not pissing when we come you understand that right i understand that but i'm saying when when you come on this are you sure there's not something else like what what is it so so what what it's doing is you're not having more sperm. It's just creating more seminal fluid. So you're not going to get girls pregnant more easily, but the amount of fluid that's coming out of your penis is going to increase dramatically.

fluid that's coming out of your penis is going to increase dramatically. Take five in the morning, four at night, and drink a lot of water. And within probably two to three weeks, because it's a month's supply in the bottle, but you don't need to get through a whole bottle to start seeing stuff. A couple of weeks in, you'll start being like, oh, this is... I'll put it this way. If someone was dosing you with this, by the time it got to be like three and a half weeks in, you'd be like, I need to go to a doctor. What's going on with my pumps? It just keeps coming out.

I'm, Oh my God, there's another wet spot on my underwear for, I was, I was making out with my girlfriend. I was getting horny and now my dicks leak a lot of pre-cum. You're going to get one more pre-cum. I love the pre-cum.

I feel like that's an undersold benefit. I'm a huge fan pre-cum are you guys on this on this like every like regularly are you just like updating your it's part of the stack part of the stack yeah the pre-cum i actually really like if you had told me that was one of the benefits beforehand i would have been like why is that even a positive but now you got to give her just a taste as you're warming up and is the gorilla thing is that look at her yeah and uh yeah it's derrick uh oh and then taylor left out the like if you are cursed with that like almost yellow clear cum we're gonna change that shit we're gonna make this we're gonna make this elmer's blue looking shit maybe you have to be bored to have yellow cum yeah i don't know about you.

If you have yellow cum, you should get that checked out. It's probably a dietary thing or something. You might have cancer. You're eating a lot. Something's up if you got yellow cum. You will be busting harder than you've ever busted. Like in your orgasm, the big selling point isn't even as much the huge cums. It's that the more you cum, the longer you're getting that nice orgasm feeling.

So like you get a longer feeling of of pleasure when you're busting. OK, yeah. It is brought to you by the minds of me and Kyle texting one another a few years ago and then talking to Derek and being like brats about it. I was a brat to derrick as we were going through it not rude but like they'd shoot something over they'd be like we can do it without this amount of not quite right without this amount we don't need some flower lecithin and i was like we need it we need it this needs to work this isn't the first time the first time i like messaged him i was so embarrassed to send the message.

We were already corresponding for my fitness stuff and my testosterone stuff and all that, my dietary and everything. But I was like, hey, hypothetically, if I came up with a supplement that made guys ejaculate more. Is that something that you could help me to formulate and produce, uh, uh, and mass. And I expect him to be reply back with ha ha or silly or like a, an emoji face. He sent back an audio message filled with like in-depth information.

He's like, I know some guys who are already on this, this path and they, I can talk to them as well. And we can put all of our heads together. And just immediately on board. It was great. They're the best.

Dude, the process was hilarious because it started out with like 18 pills and a syrup. And we're like, we can't sell this. This is crazy. Yeah. That's what it was originally it was like we're gonna ship you a jar of fluid that you're gonna have to muscle down because we couldn't we couldn't find a way to source dry sunflower lecithin and kyle and i were bitches about like no we're not doing this without sunflower lecithin that's a big load carrier here. Like you need that to get your, your, your nut correct.

And so, yeah, it's, it was, I think more impressive than anything. Fucking Fauci did. That's true. Me and Kyle,

what did he do? He didn't cure anybody. You're certainly making people way more fertile than he did. I can tell you that. For sure. Yeah. By the way, that's the other, have you considered getting on the T? We mentioned he did. I can tell you that. For sure. Yeah. By the way, that's the other.

Have you considered getting on the T? We mentioned it earlier. You do look pretty buff. What's holding you back or what are the considerations? I've considered tests. I mean, definitely. I don't know. I guess I'm just 21.

I'm like, do I really need to be on steroids right now? Yeah. I've thought about when I get 25 maybe, but I i mean naturally am i right you know yeah yeah i don't i don't i think every doctor would tell you no i haven't had my levels checked i think they're probably not low um yeah but uh yeah i'm not i'm not too worried about it are you like never horny and chronically fatigued and like because if not like i'm sure your tea's good they pretty much just spend all day in bed masturbating to furry porn no um yeah i think i think i'm probably just fine in the high tea in the test department but yeah that's true i watched one of your furry

videos and i i enjoyed that one this was like probably a year ago or so i came across my youtube suggested and it was like the dastardly deeds of the furry community. And I'm like, all right, I got to see what's going on here. It was darker than I thought. I thought it was going to be like, oh, they they're walking around with mildew in their pants from dried cum at their conventions. No sinister stuff. So, all right. I love that you have gotten to know the furry community from a normal human being perspective. so i've got some questions but let me just lay out what i think of them first i've always thought that it

was the most laughable forgive me pathetic of all fetishes it's really lame like i could understand being a pay pig like you know i could understand maybe oh yeah doo-doo's so dirty that'd be so gross like fucking dog yeah you see where i'm going with this but but i oh hang on i'd rewind me three seconds you didn't understand why people like being furries there are other things you get more on board with but then we met our guy in the the the 50 hangouts that that's a furry and he's got his fucking blue wolf head over there and before he told me that i just thought he was a chill dude who's got a cool career i really like what he does he works in the movie uh industry doing special effects and stuff um roughly speaking and just seems like a

nice guy i like him as a dude like hanging out and talking to him and then he pulls out the blue wolf head and it's like shit i thought that y'all were like degenerate weirdos like like you know locked away somewhere barking but but so it's like kind of messed with me a little bit a lot of them say a lot of them say it's like not a fetish i would say for i'd say it's probably a fetish like for like 70 of them or maybe a little more like a lot um and out of that 70 it seems to me that like there's a uncomfortably high amount of them that want to have sex with dogs. Not like 70% of furries, but like maybe like 15, which is pretty high. That's a lot.

Yeah. If someone told me like 15% of Mormons want to fuck dogs, I'd be like, we got to get this under control, fellas. Like we got to shut that down. What are they doing in Utah? Yeah. to get this under control fellas like we we got to shut that down what are they doing in utah yeah the problem is that um a lot of them are like even if they're not a dog fucker personally they're okay with other people um being into that um oh real dogs wait a minute i think i'm just yes we're talking about zoophilia now yeah um they're big enough i'm okay with it okay there were there were uh you know it's voluntary right? If the guy's fucking a Siberian husky a great day,

then that dog is down. If the guy's fucking, I don't know, a little basset hound, he might be unwilling. This comes back to the fucking veganism thing. You can't be nice to dogs. I am being super nice. No, you're a despicable animal. I know.

Oh, you can skin them and eat them but you can't fuck them huh uh look no neither mr hypocrite go fuck this furry animal part of the problem with furries is like they're just so it's like a relatively tight-knit community and like some of these people are like con organizers and stuff um and they're like embedded in like the business of the furries um so yeah i mean it's pretty dark um there was one giant expose that came out maybe five years ago or something four years ago that mr mediker covered uh intensely about this guy named caro the wolf who was like a youtube guy furry guy who ended up um he i think he was fucking his his personal dog for like nine years um and beyond that he was friends with people who he was also I think he was fucking his personal dog for like nine years.

And beyond that, he was friends with people who, he was also, I think, fucking roadkill. And then he was friends with people who were fucking a ton of dogs and were like pedophiles and were like molesting children. A bunch of them, someone went to jail. It's pretty horrific. I wouldn't even want to fuck Nero. Play ghoulish. Yeah.

So like, what, did you ever have to like, take little breaks from those videos oh yeah oh yes where you're like this is dark this is this is entering my soul stealing a little bit that shit that shit is horrific have you looked into at all how it sort of intersects with the clopper uh groups that the people who sexualize the my little pony stuff they're they're sort of tangentially uh connected you know there's like There's like a web of this deviant art and then Sonic fans maybe, but less so. They're less crazy.

Tails. And then My Little Pony. Tails, yeah. My Little Pony. And then there's furries. And there's some big Venn diagram you can draw. And then somewhere in there is the ones that are evil. I want to see Michael's fist tails.

Kyle, I'm thinking about this. I have my are evil. I want to see Michael's fist tails. Kyle, I'm thinking about this. I have my own answer. I want to know yours, though. Let's say you're with a girl, right? You've been with her for some period of time. You and her have an emotional connection. Can I answer the question before you propose it? Sure.

Not only is it no. What? Not only is it no, but it's – No with prejudice. That's again – among being immoral and gross, it's also illegal. No, no, no, no. I'm talking about furry. Maybe I didn't even –

Oh, sorry. This is your girl. I thought you were proposing we bring a dog into the relationship. No, no, no. You like her. She likes you. You guys are both sexually and emotionally compatible and then today instead of surprising you with the fancy lingerie that you expected

she's dressed like a blue siberian husky all right what's your response to this what do you what does she want to do i'd be like like, whoa, that looks expensive. Where'd you get it? What's that? What's that about? She wants to bang. Okay. Well, you're, you're my wife now and your dress is a blue Siberian Husky. Whoa,

honey, that looks expensive. How'd you pay for that? Woof, woof. It was expensive. I've had it this whole time. I bought it a year and a half ago and,

uh, it took me a while to build up the courage to show you this. I see. But here I am. Well, I wish you hadn't. So, all right. So, what exactly? Explain the mechanics of this, honey.

I'm a little off-put by the eyes, I'm going to say. In the back, there's a flap that comes down, much like an old-timey miner's pajamas. Turn around and show me. Show him the way Elmer Fudd's PJs were. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Two buttons and it comes on down. Okay.

And there's slits here so you can get your hands in. We can have quite the experience. Yep, yep. So, other than that, is this going to be like an every time kind of thing or is this like like third Saturday every month kind of thing

because it's just every once maybe every month and while we bang if you could call me a good girl that'd be hot alright I gotta partake in the fetish yeah I guess I'm on board I'll do all that stuff

but you know as long as I get to dress take in the fetish, huh? Yeah, I guess I'm on board. I'll do all that stuff. You have to dress up awesome. As long as I get to dress up as a zookeeper, or what I'm really picturing is the guy with the yellow raincoat from Curious George. I'll be like, you're a bad little monkey. I can do that. Oh, yeah, yeah. I'm into that, too.

I think I would put her in a crate and take her to the pound right away sorry we have to put this one down there's no fixing her like smiling but if you asked if you asked if a girl that i had been dating for like three weeks pulled out the same contraption i would be out i would be a boundary you said No, I would do it. Cause you know, I want to come back and tell you, I did it, you know, but,

but then I'd be like, you know, it turned out, I would be honest. I would be, you know, I didn't, I didn't enjoy that very much.

That was kind of weird. Uh, this thing smells by the way. Uh, you're just, you're just kind of like in there, like the candy. I,

I feel like it's, you're a pinata that I'm not allowed to hit. Like the stuff I want is on the inside, and everything else is paper mache. This is awful. I really don't want any more of this. Good day. Good day to you, madam. And I would pat her on her muzzle, and I'd bounce.

Is that where you land too, Taylor? That's pretty much where I land. I would be unbelievably put off by it. I would be unbelievably put off by it. And I agree with you on like the, you know, it's a gift wrapping on something you previously liked. Like the naked female body under there, your girlfriend's body, that's what you're interested in. Not a undoubtedly mildewy, stinky.

This doesn't accentuate her. And that's what anything she should wear should do. Even if it's lingerie or sexy time somehow even if it's a clean outfit it's like you're dressed like fucking bluey or like paw patrol like just on the other hand now let's let's rewind a little bit she's not a full-on like six thousand dollar suit furry she's just got some cat ears on and like a tail plug then everybody now we're talking or her yeah like her tits are out she's naked everybody's down for a cat girl because it's really just

a fucking little head thing like that's all there is I like the tail too you like the tail too that's fine whatever but it's still a woman you're fucking you're not fucking like a mascot you're not fucking the Georgia Bulldog

you know what I'd really be down for? The Georgia Bulldog? Fuck off. I could be down for some elf ears, too. Are you a Georgia fan, Tom? No, I don't give a shit. I just thought it was funny. Jackie's not a furry.

We don't do this. But if she was, I would 100% do this do this for it to me is a very small ask oh you want to wear this outfit every once in a while yeah fucking where's mine i don't like if there's i'm not really into blood or what he gets into upholstery all of a sudden look out i'm not really into blood or poop i don't want to be hurt a lot a little pinch or bite here and there is cool but i don't want to like be cut or like too big an impact play i don't want to be wounded but uh shit this is just like dress up this is i've said this so many times if a guy's into feet ladies give up your fucking feet i'm not into feet i don't understand it can't be just dress

up there's a mental thing with them there's something like it's like a sickness and there's a reason they want to be a dog and not like a pirate or mental thing is nothing that's imaginary play shit it's not imaginary for them it's very real and you'll respect them they're not actually dogs no these are the ones i'm talking about okay that's an important trick that's an important like um difference maker like what are you suggesting that our lady suddenly says hey i want to dress up and play pretend once a month you're suggesting that the lady we're encountering is like no i am a dog and the when you see me like this this is the this is the mask this is that's what that's what furries say furries say they're their true self when they're dressed up like a fucking mastiff i don't think

the furry i know does i know one the same guy kyle's talking about and then we had on um your movie sucks who also was a furry and uh i don't think he identifies as a dog i think it's just a kink i don't think he does either and um i know there's some there's this guy i can't remember his name right now but he gives me weightlifting advice he's like a gay jacked furry on twitter um yeah that's scary he posts videos of himself in the dog head like squatting it's insane um okay i find that zach this guy's another cool one seemingly i like this guy i'm not saying they're all bad folks just that we need to get rid of that yeah yeah when you know what i bet it is i bet someone who has found like uh uh an easy way

to date he's like look i put on this fucking dog head and tell him i'm the alpha mutt around here and i get all the pussy i can handle you wouldn it. And yeah, they're wearing a silly outfit, but I don't give a shit what they look like anyway. It's just bussy all day long. Busy is such a fucked up word. I don't know if it's this guy, but this is someone. I can't tell how much

he's squatting. I feel like that's strategic. Oh, he's not squatting. Is he doing a behind the back? He's doing a behind the neck, overhead military press. That's not safeting. Is he doing it behind the back? He's doing it behind the neck? Overhead military press. That's not safe. Okay, maybe. I'm like a Neanderthal.

I'm like, ooh, he lift heavy. Maybe he have point. Taylor respects his opinion more now. I respect his opinion. I think that's how you should think about life. If somebody is lifting more weight than you, they're automatically better, no matter what actions they've committed. That's why's how you should think about life. Like if somebody is lifting more weight than you, they're automatically better no matter what. Right.

For sure. That's why I take Sam Hyde so seriously. That's how I choose my certified public accountant. The big jack guy? What do you bench, dude? It's like this goofy little nerd. You're not handling my money. I want a guy who's barely holding it together.

He's so trend out. Just so vascular. Yeah, that's so scary i don't understand so you think 15 of them are actual like they want to have sex with the german shepherd yeah that's ghastly yeah it's dark it sucks 15 that's a big it's a big old slice probably way less than that i've actually done it because they know there's consequences but um yeah i think 15 of them probably do want to fuck dogs do you remember uh i don't know if we i think we may have discussed it in our hangout or sometime i remember talking about it recently with a group of people but whitney wisconsin do you remember

her oh yeah classic leafy uh leafy subject she girl who fucked dogs. Yeah, among other things. She was that filthy chick. She would finger her pussy and walk up to people at Walmart and be like, smell my finger. Oh, yeah, I fuck dogs. What about it? That's not what she sounded like. Yeah, yeah.

She said that pervade him. Redneck from Wisconsin, dirty, nasty hoe. And she uploaded like porno videos of, I don't know if she uploaded videos of her with animals but she was definitely always bragging about doing it there are videos of her with animals yeah i'm not surprised she would do really gross stuff like i said like fingering her stuff i would be incensed of course i wouldn't smell a finger that was offered to me unless i was prepared for such a thing that makes sense right like the girl tells you to smell her finger if you smell it like be prepared for any number of bad things

like you signed up for this right speaking of uh smelling fingers do you guys know who infabren is infabren no i don't infabren is a guy who does like really weird uh like public like prank videos and one of them is he paints like he puts like fake blood on his finger and then he walks up to people and he's like, smell my finger. And a lot of them will do it. And he has like camera glasses on or whatever. So he watches them the entire time and he just records really uncomfortable

interactions. He also has this one bit, this other bit where he has, it's, he says it's called canned sphincter and it's like a soda can or like a beer can. And it says sphincter on it. And he carries these around and offers it. He was like sphincter and it's like a soda can or like a beer can and it says sphincter on it and he carries these around and offers it he was like sphincter and he like pops it and offers it to

people it's like some of the some of my favorite content on youtube he's so funny does it smell bad or is it just like i haven't smelled it yet i'm i'm unsure what it smells like um but you make a video on him you can't put it out until you've smelled it yourself fact find it i think so i think he's hilarious he's he always tells people to come out to uh his car he's like i have a bucket of sardines in the back of my honda accord 2002 or whatever he's like come back and you go back there he does actually have it um he's he's a he's a fucking legend he's like i feel like he's the last of like the weird like public interaction youtubers he wears the the fucking glasses with the um camera in them so you don't know oh okay and he's just yeah doing smelly things to people he's yes he's making those smell fingers he's extremely uncomfortable

kyle you're muted i was gonna say i wonder which glasses he has because i know um ray ban has some collaboration where they're like $350. Which, I mean, a pair of Ray-Bans is already $200. And I wonder how the video is in those. If it would be interesting. I don't know what I would film with it or what I'd do with it exactly. But I don't know. I do like the idea of having a camera in my glasses.

Because video quality is decent. It doesn't look half bad. That part of me that wants... As a kid, I remember we had that fundraiser where we sold candy bars. They hand you this huge basket of 50 candy bars to sell.

One of the prizes was those sunglasses that had the mirror on them so you could see behind you. Mr. Brandon Buckingham! That's great. What's up, guys? What's up,'s great what are you what's up guys what's up brandon how are you dude i'm great man what are you guys doing there what what content are you guys up to i drove up here to watch godzilla with tom yeah we're just watching godzilla all week every day every day is it good or did you not go yet we're going after this brand, I watched one of your videos recently. You took a gang member to a haunted house.

It was like an insane asylum. Yeah. It was pretty cool. I think he got a little mad. The social dynamic was my favorite part. He didn't like being taken to this place. He didn't think this was fun. He was mad at you, but I think

everyone knew you could beat the fuck out of him if you chose to. Gang member or not. I told him it was a haunted insane asylum, but all he could comprehend was it's a haunted house. It's a haunted house. He's trying to lay out how this is where people died, this is where people

were tortured. There's spirits here and he's like, yeah, he was half keeping up. But it was fun it was good content he he got spooked and you were fun hell yeah it was awesome well if you guys want to come up to to maine and watch godzilla with us at 9 45 you're both invited all three of you i mean i'll try to make it i got a list i saw you were on uh charles carroll's podcast i need to give that a listen that's awesome oh dude the palace rules charles and eric they're great but i don't want to interfere too much but yeah uh it's nice to see you guys hope you guys are having a good uh show yeah yeah good to see you dude heck yeah fuck that guy right oh he's the

worst i'm so glad he's gone i really thought are you you're up in maine yeah that's where i'm from yeah nice i don't know anybody from ma, but I met Stephen King's from Maine. I don't know him though. Yeah. I mean, there's not a lot. Are you a main? There's not a lot.

Mainers. Also his wife. Mainers. What they're called. Yeah. There's not a lot. May night. Are you kidding?

That'd be funny. There's not a lot going on. There's like lobsters and that's about it. Yeah. I would've thought mainlander would be what they were called.er yeah a mainland like homelander that's like our superhero that's like one of the nicest states to live in apparently nice and clean lots of lots of trees very clean when does sun go down today 3 30 in maine um actually i think it went down at four actually yeah oh my god that's depressing you can keep god i mean it's nice during the summer but uh yeah it's getting pretty fucking bleak right now it's

a big city in maine portland is the biggest city which is like 70 000 bangor is like uh 30 000 maybe 35 that's where stephen king is from um we just had a shooting actually in uh lewiston i think or auburn or something like that we had uh like 20 people die yeah it was pretty dark yeah i can't believe it's weird that it happened here because like nobody fucking lives here yeah i guess there's way fewer people in maine than i imagine there would be it's one million i think is the state total yeah and it's like quite a big state so it's pretty spread out are you an outdoorsman at all i feel like that'd be a great place to live uh i like skiing that's about it

ice skating but uh yeah apart from winter stuff no no no ice skating did you ever play hockey no my dad showed me how to skate though because he was really into hockey in high school but um no i was a big pussy in high school so no hockey i was doing cross country where's the best place to ski in maine or near you i should say maybe you travel to ski i mean there's a lot of places the best place i can think of is actually in new hampshire called north conway with the white mountains um i don't think you can ski mount washington but it is there but there's a lot of great skiing over there like aditash wildcat um cranmore a lot of good stuff um yeah it's a good area i haven't skied in forever that would be so much fun yeah just like i'm just like too jacked now

to ski honestly like i just you know don't want to embarrass anyone else on the hill you're getting too huge you're too top heavy you'll just yeah on the mountain i'll just like be faster than everyone and i'll make them feel bad was there was there someone in your life did like someone in your life get jacked and then you're like i want to get jacked too or were you just like let's do it yeah so um my dad has always been pretty jacked um my my my little brother who is 16 when he was 14 he started getting jacked and he's like almost as tall as, which is upsetting to me because like when I was his age, I was like way shorter than him. And I'm only like two inches taller than him now. So he's getting close.

So I was like, if I don't get jacked, I'm going to get fucking destroyed by this kid. Like every Thanksgiving when we tackle each other. So I needed to get jacked. So I started going. And yeah, but that's a good call. I can let him win. Were you an iron fist, older brother?

Were you a lot of, a lot of bullying or not? Oh my God. Yeah, dude. Are you? Yes, dude.

My, my fondest memories are sitting on his face and ripping ass. So much fun. So much trauma. Dude, that's good motivation. You got to get jacked or he's going to beat you up now. He's going to like noogie me or whatever. Like he's gonna beat you up now he's gonna like

noogie me or whatever like it's gonna be brutal he's gonna like by another man oh embarrassing there's nothing greater i'd rather get noogied than uh sorry i'd rather have someone fuck my girlfriend they get noogied at least that happens whereas if you get like no guide it's like oh it's over there's a video of me being no guide if like some big like professional athlete like offensive lineman like gave me a no guide i'd be so embarrassed imagine if someone small gives you a no guide like one of those um like armenian mma guys really good at one of those fucking chechian terrorists grabs gamburians just like five dude puts you down on the fucking ground beard holds you down and also humiliating he holds you

down and puts his beard in your mouth just like tickles you i don't want that weightlifting furry dude he's a gay weightlifting furry right i don't know if i don't know if i don't know if that specific person was a gay weightlifting furry but the the guy that I have talked to, I believe, is a gay weightlifting furry. Yeah, the fact that he exists is frightening. Hopefully he cares about consent. Has he ever met you in person, or he's just helping you on Twitter? No, no, hold on. His name on Twitter is Trenacy.

Hold on, I'll send you this guy. Trenacy. So he's on Trenacy. I just got that. His name is Deroitsy. Tren and Hennessy. Okay. Very, very clever.

Yeah, where is that? Trenacy. I scroll through his account right now i'm mostly just seeing him in a fursuit um but there is a post of him when he's pretty jacked looks like his first picture is of a horse maybe yeah i think i think he i think he is a horse yes i think that's his thing that's probably like that's probably gonna be second like runner up to dog right horse i think so i know yms is some kind of dog okay he does there is there are videos of him doing uh like pull downs on the fucking on a fucking uh and they're sorry in a furry suit in a full garb donkey garb strong oh yeah he's big

he is he's built like a like a horse that's his motivation he wants to be the biggest baddest dude at those conventions the goat the goat the goat literally the horse sorry the horse i i wonder what furry gets bullied by the other ones did you come across any of that in your research like the ones that don't have sexual animals no i mean um i think uh probably like i bet like lizards or birds get bullied because like why the fuck would you choose to be that if you could be anything like you're choosing such a strange thing i don't know i actually i don't like lizards and birds as a general rule though i just don't trust them or something uncanny yeah birds would eat you if they had the size to all birds are ornery and

they're mean they should be eaten chickens are. Don't ever tell me chickens are mistreated. Well, that's the thing. That's the thing with this documentary. It's like I watch pigs suffer. It's like, oh, it's like a dog. It's cute. It has big eyes. I watch chickens suffer.

Chicken has completely black eyes, no emotions. It's like, chop its fucking head off. Kill the motherfucker. And if I had to limit myself to just one meat, it would probably be chicken for the versatility yeah completely beef i'd be dead by the time i was like work there's no meat there's bacon there's treats there's semi-behaving i like chicken more than pork i feel like chicken you can cook more ways no yeah exactly it's more versatile you'd get like five months into eating nothing but steak or nothing but pork chops and bacon

and you'd be sick to death of it whereas like chicken doesn't really have a lot of flavor on its own it's like a it's like a mushroom it's gonna soak up whatever sauces and shit you're putting around it yeah ideally i would only eat fish i think isn't fish supposed to be the least bad for you generally i thought you couldn't. Isn't fish supposed to be the least bad for you, generally? I thought you couldn't eat that much fish. It depends on the kind of fish. Like whitefish. Whitefish? I don't know.

I think they say the higher on the food chain you go, the more mercury it has. So like sardines, you can pop those all day and there's not really any mercury, but then you're just eating sardines all day. We come at protein sources? Just about meats we would eat. you can pop those all day and there's not really any mercury, but then you're just eating sardines all day. Gotcha. We come at protein sources. Just about meats. We would,

we would hire on the food chain. There's more. Yeah. So like tuna has more mercury than like a little minnow. So if you swallow, you're going to die. I should say goodbye. I don't think you have mercury in your semen.

Oh, we lost Woody first. I might. I don't know. I think Zach made a mistake. Oh, you're good, Zach. It's okay. We forgive you, bud. I noticed you did a video on Andrew Tate,

someone that I almost intentionally never consumed any content from. Good for you. What was your takeaway from him? Do you think he's just a total grifter or he's got some sincere beliefs under there also? I think he's a grifter. Yeah, I don't think he really believes anything. I think he just wants to get rich from organized crime, which he's doing to his credit. But yeah, I don't think that guy believes almost anything.

I mean, he's constantly contradicting himself you know he talks about uplifting young men and then he's also running like campsites while saying porn is bad like that just makes absolutely no sense um so yeah i don't think he believes really anything he believes in getting rich and having fun and fucking did you ever enroll in one of his fucking bro camps or whatever it's called the hustle university i've never enrolled i've seen i've seen uh there's leaks you can find of everything in them oh we know a guy like again in our like paid 50 patreon uh hangout he's like yeah yeah and he laid it out he was like i don't know it seemed like he was getting some some i don't know what's up how are you very well glad to be here oh we're just we're just talking about Andrew Tate, whether or not he's a grifter or if he's a sincere good boy.

Just kidding. We know he's not that. Tom here makes some very detailed videos. And you're telling us, Tom, he's 0% chance he's a well-meaning actor. I mean, I think he's very entrenched in like eastern european organized crime whether he's trafficking girls or not like he openly talks about like owning casinos with the mafia so i mean maybe he's lying about that but he has under investigation right now for a lot so you know i wouldn't i wouldn't be shocked yeah um yeah yeah you said uh you said that guy likes hustlers university uh yeah he seemed to think he was getting his money's worth out of it.

But, you know, I don't... I think the majority of it is learning completely useless shit like drop shipping. We asked him. I don't remember exactly what he said. He was like, no, no, it's not that. Trust me, I'm not getting scammed. I know what I'm doing. This is quality information.

All right, you know what I'm doing. This is good. This is quality information. All right. Yeah. You know your money. Yeah. Um, I think we want to do the ads. Um, but, but first probably say goodbye to Tom, shout out his channel and everything,

and then make sure Ed's on the right input, right? Yes. So Tom, where can everybody find your stuff? Uh, just look up Turkey Tom on YouTube, Tom dark on YouTube,

uh, Tom, but dark on Instagram, check it out. Appreciate you guys having me on. It's been fun. For sure, man. ThankDark on Instagram. Check it out. Appreciate you guys having me on. It's been fun. For sure, man. Thank you for coming on. Yeah. Yeah, thank you. Enjoy Godzilla with Brandon.

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jokey meme product is because you really do come more like you get on if i if i broke into your house and snuck this into your food you're sleeping and i'm dropping pills and pouring water in whatever it takes to get all nine pills a day, nine pills a day. And you would come and you'd be like, something's up. I'm coming a lot. After three weeks of me breaking into your home and doing this, you would really notice a hundred percent. It would not be something that you could not take this and not notice a difference. A hundred pills. By the time I take a hundred to 300 pills of this, I will have an appreciable change in my life is what you're saying yeah yes wow it's more like 180 pills it's 180 pills that

not 300 come on right understood yeah 270 capsules per container so he ed was right because the other 300 yeah you get a couple weeks in and and you would uh you'd be noticing because otherwise we we knew it had to work otherwise it was going to be like a one-off gag gift thing but we got a lot of people who enjoy coming like like men although also like the holidays are coming up it makes a really good gag gift for like a grandpa like you give your grandpa this stuff everybody's going to be slapping your back son you're getting into you're going to be uh getting a bigger slice of the inheritance i think grandpa likes a sense of humor yeah your grandma's gonna hate it oh that's you've improved our love life

so much grandson he's coming like it's 1931 that's what she's say. He's greasing me up like I haven't felt since the Fuhrer was on the news, on the radio. Just getting absolutely juiced up by your grandpa. So do that. We ran out of stock. Congratulations on all the success. Thank you. Thank you. It's absurd.

It's humbling. It's humbling. How is the car business? The car business is great. It's been a good year on all the media fronts. Certainly this year has been the pressure to deploy to all the different platforms more than just the YouTube focus, which has been our traditional effort, but it's been, it's been great.

Lots of fun projects, lots of fun road trips and lived to tell about it. And most of the cars did too. Have you seen the Cybertruck in person? Not in person. No. I was actually talking to Air Rack, who is a big lifestyle YouTuber. He was texting me to see if I could find him one on short notice because he started his YouTube channel by building a fake Cybertruck using silver spray painted cardboard and 10 million subscribers.

Yeah. It looks incredible. So I was at our local Apple store getting a computer fixed and he pulls up right next to me long before anybody knows who this guy is. And I just post a picture of the car on Instagram and he literally rented a single cab F-150 and duct tape and spray painted like plywood and cardboard on the side of it and went in like he was trying to trade in a cyber truck on another Tesla model. And so this was going to be his first big video trying to emulate kind of this Mr. Beast hype,

you know, whatever, and I didn't mean to, like, ruin it for him, but it got a lot more play from my post than his at that time. Now he's huge, you know, it's all worked out, but he said he wanted to kind of, like, have the bookend of the Cybertruck experience, but I haven't seen one in person but it is i mean such a a meme of a thing just in itself i it's who knows what or where it's gonna go yeah not me it's i was on board for a long time longer than most i liked because i saw it as a novelty i saw it the same way i look as a a two-door like sports car it's like don't look at it as a truck because it doesn't win that competition in any regard other than like maybe a zero to 60 right i think it's a cool thing to look at and sit in and drive around but now that i've kind of seen

them from like the ugly angles we were saying earlier it's like oh that looks like shit and the more i hear i don't like the idea of body panels not lining up. Like when we would restore a car, that's one we'll spend all day hanging this door if we need to. But bitch is going to be straight. Like if it takes, or a hood or something like that, like you can't have these body panels not lining up right.

Like you can't. And the idea that you pay a hundred grand and get less range less power less everything than you were promised and paying 40 000 more for it and it's like fuck this dude why don't i get a i was saying earlier used like ford lightning or whatever like why would i renew ford lightning they're discounting them like crazy and and that's been a a new problem really in the last few months is that the depreciation of barely used high-end electric cars is utter insanity. I mean, like a Lucid is depreciating 4% a month right now. And so you think about that like 50, 55% residual values in a year.

And we're used to cars depreciating a lot when you drive them off a lot, but not like that. And it's because they're so heavily supplemented by all these tax incentives and these other incentives to buy other than it's exactly the car that I want. And especially at a time where there were new inventory shortages for the last 24 months. People were buying the higher trim packages, they were paying more, and all of that value is just evaporating really, really fast. And Tesla is the worst, but that's primarily because they've cut prices so aggressively to fit into these different price levels, to qualify for different incentives and things like that, and to squeeze everybody else out because they're recognizing that since most of what they care about is their stock price, they don't really

worry about profitability. So what they want to make sure is that they limit competition. And so all the other manufacturers are like, we have too many of these things. Nobody's buying them. Audi e-trons have like $50,000 in manufacturer lease incentives right now. And so when you think about that, it eats up like most of the lease, the same way we had with like Nissan Leafs and BMW i3s back in 08, 09, when everybody was getting them for $30 a month or for free. But think about that. If you can lease a new car for nothing or $100 a month, what's a used one worth? Yeah. Nothing.

I saw a YouTuber. I think he owned his own car lot. It was one of those. He was talking about the Ford Lightnings in particular and the amount of value they were losing. He had so many there. I keep mentioning 3 000 miles to 300 miles like those cars and it's like what the fuck these people bid off these 1400 a month car payments ate it for three months turns out this thing isn't what i like and i can't even afford it anyway and now the lot's full of them and i i can't remember what they were looking to do they were trying to find a way to just turn the financing over to someone. Just turn it over to someone else, I think, is what everyone was trying to do.

And nobody wanted them. Nobody wants them. You're so upside down. Well, and if you assume the lease, you're not going to get any of the tax rebates and incentives. And so it's just going to make your cost preposterous. Because whenever they quote them in the advertisements and things like that, it's the effective payment. You're paying more, but you're getting some back. And so it's kind of less.

And so it's a strange phenomenon. But, you know, obviously most of our audience and most of our content at VINWIKI is about, you know, more modern. Well, not necessarily modern, but, you know, these 20, 15, 10-year year old exotic cars um you know ferraris lamborghinis porsches everything like that is what our enthusiast audience really enjoys and those have done really really well in value and sustained most of it you know we're finding that rarity wins and uniqueness wins and generally as cars turn 10 15 20 30 years old that's when the enthusiast audience that grew up with them as posters start to be able to afford them that can really that makes a lot of sense yeah i'm like porsche 959 is my if i could have anything and that you can imagine i was probably right around

17 or so when they became a thing yeah nothing can ever be as cool as the coolest car on earth when you're 17 years old. Well phrased. Yeah. It is just because I was 16 years old when the Murcielago came out. And I can't love cars more than I love that one. And so that's why there's three of them downstairs. And they're all terrible. But one of them, at least at a time, works well enough to take somewhere.

What car is it? Which car? A Lamborghini Murcielago. So the V12 car they made after the Diablo from 2001 to 2010. Woody's in the market for a new car. His wife's car was struck by lightning. Literal act of God. And I guess they totaled it out and he made out like a bandit on the insurance.

It is a good time to sell a car to an insurance company. Absolutely. I got lucky. Yeah, I think we paid $48,000 for it like two years ago. $48,000 and we got $44,000 back. That's unheard of ownership cost. That's perfect. Yeah, but she does need a car. We're dragging her feet. That was like October maybe. She still has no car, but she uses mine. I don't know how many motorcycles. I have eight or nine.

So I'm not stuck at home when she uses it, which isn't very often. Bottom line, she wants an SUV. She had a Toyota Highlander, and while it did its job like a reliable sewing machine, it didn't bring her any joy. So this time around, we're trying to sort of learn from that and get something she likes. I looked at Ford Broncos.

They didn't light her fire. Kyle says no. I hate that chassis. I wanted it to be on an F-150 chassis. I wanted a real fucking... Never mind. I'm getting in the way. There's two Broncos. Are neither of them chassis? One's on a very bad chassis and one's on

a we wish it was a little better but most can tolerate it chassis. The cool looking one is okay. The sport or whatever they call it, you wouldn't want to mess with at all. It's good for residual value. There's a lot of customization that can be done,

but at the end of the day, it's not what a lot of the more excited people were. The people that were more passionate about the brand wanted it to go in a little bit of a different direction. I'm a Porsche Cayenne fan. The OJ model would have... I would have partnered with OJ.

It'd be like the juice model or whatever. He would say juice and cursive on the side. And I'm telling you, charge 25 grand over the sticker, they will fly off the fucking... Here at Kyle's Auto, we're decapitating the competition. I'd do a little dance.

I'd probably get a Ford. Yosemite Sam kind of like, yee-haw! The Toyota FJ Cruiser I thought was cool, but they don't make them anymore. Right. Does she need something new? Yeah. The kids we were getting new just out of momentum doesn't need something new i the fj cruiser is like an enthusiast market propping up its used value i don't want to get into that

so what's the electric honda crv not the electric with a hybrid one that bronco that was just on the screen for a couple seconds looks 10 times cooler to me than the cyber truck oh yeah it like it looks good. I always thought it looked like a girl's truck. It looked like something that, I don't know. Maybe I'm... The Bronco? Yeah, like that one.

The new Broncos. I don't know. They look a little bit too small. This is the electric CR-V. It kind of fits. So when I buy a motorcycle or a car or car whatever i look at what i have and i look at what hole we might need to plug i wouldn't want if i had a toyota camry i wouldn't be looking at a honda accord they kind of serve the same role if i have a camry i might want an

f-150 or corvette something that's different than a camry so So we have an F-150 now, which would have made the Bronco kind of, it feels too similar a slot, but that CRV might be good. I don't know. See if she likes it. But all nine of your motorcycle holes are filled properly. Not yet. He has 37 motorcycle holes I'll have you know.

He's a grown man. All right. has 37 motorcycle holes i'll have you know he's a grown man all right he doesn't have any like italian racing bikes from from the from the late 70s early 80s that's true he brings up a strong point yeah i don't even know how i made it this far i see that gaping hole in your life there that one he doesn't have that jay leno bike that's a Dodge 10-cylinder out of a Viper or whatever. I don't have a Cruiser or a real go-fast kill-yourself bike. I've seen that with you being all alive and stuff. You probably know a ton of people that collect different cars, like the FJ Cruiser.

There's one specific thing, so they have 10 of them. Do you know anybody who collects something just really fucking dumb and you have to be like oh that's neat that's a great ford pinto collection you have like and you know well for from content creation perspective that can work remarkably well because there's people out there looking for treblant videos and yugo videos and all of these like Eastern block, terrible cars, because, you know, when you see someone trying to live with a car like that, uh, in the regular world where people go the speed limit, you know, it's, it's really wild. And so that I do know some people who have those kinds of obsessions, but there, you know, there's an owner's group of everything

out there and, and they're all passionate. And that's as weird as it might be and as different than our tastes as it might be. It's cool that they're able to find their people and their tribe of weirdos or whatever you want to call them that love the same things. Because there's plenty of people that would say that about my obsession with old, unreliable, expensive maintain lamborghinis but uh even within that there's weirdness i just bought a 1997 diablo sv out of japan and there you know you can import these cars for 25 years old with no issues at all and most of the time there's a pretty strong arbitrage there so you can buy a car overseas especially if it's been kind of neglected and not used for a few years. So I paid like 25% of what this car

would have brought in the US. I bring it over, it costs right now like four grand to float a car across the Pacific. And the car's awesome. But for a long time, it was sort of modified in the traditional Japanese trendy way to change a Lamborghini. And so it had neon lights everywhere. It had this exhaust that sticks out like crazy and shoots fireballs. It had seven television screens in it. It had rhinestones and Hello Kitty figurines stuck to the gauges in the steering wheel. Tell me you've got pictures.

I have tons. Yeah. I don't know the best way to show them, but there's a, if you go to my Instagram, it's that car. So what they did was they took most of it off to make it advertizable,

but that was what it was like all lit up everywhere. There's switches for everything. And it is a, it is a real train wreck of a thing, but I, you know, that But that is a huge trend of, sometimes it's ex-Yakuza gangsters. Sometimes it's just people that love going slow and pull up in car meets and things like that.

But I mean, this is an SV. This is the highest performance variant of a Diablo. And so I don't really care about a car being perfect. I just care about it being drivable and comfortable. And so like I, we just wrapped it a more respectable, you know, traditional Lamborghini color, took most of the lights off, put the right wheels and wing and stickers on it. And it, you know, it's a car again. But it's fun to see how differently the cars are treated around the world, even when you're talking about allegiance or love for the same type of car. Have you ever driven an F1 car?

No, I have not. I've driven some open wheel cars, lower horsepower stuff, but nothing like that. Um, we, uh, actually one of our most successful videos ever is a guy who did a press event driving an old infinity f1 car probably from the early 2000s they did a press drive where they kind of like had some people that had enough experience to probably not die and they they talk about ramping up towards you know you do a formula three car two one and it's uh it's wild i mean the they you'll hear people talk about how difficult it is because you can't go fast enough you can't think fast enough to go

fast enough to brake hard enough to use the downforce enough to make it through any of the turns and so if any of the variables don't work then none of them work and it's pretty wild it's like flying a plane it's more like flying a plane than driving a car the challenge is you need to drive the car

hard and it is harder to warm up the tires and brakes but you can't drive the car hard and fast unless the tires and brakes are warm so it takes an expert to make this thing have warm tires and brakes before they're warming i guess i you get it right there's sort of as well you gotta you gotta be moving fast enough to have the downforce. I never thought of it that way. I was going to ask you if it's like a James Bond scenario where we've got to catch the bad guy. I just pull the guy out of the F1 car and I jump in.

But on the plane ride over here, there was an F1 driver and he was whispering in my ear how to drive an F1 car. I have that amount of cursory knowledge. What happens? Do I immediately hit a wall? He can't get it to move. He probably can't make it move. Kyle can drive a stick. I can too.

I have the same question about myself. I have decades of driving a stick. I'm not a good driver. I don't pretend that if you put me on a racetrack, I'd do better than most. I'd do worse than most, but I am competent at driving a stick shift. They've done it forever. Why can't we make it move? The different generations of cars use electronically operated clutches and things like that. So actually the procedure is not exactly like you can't feather it out it's going to use an electronic throttle in order to overcome how small the clutch is uh and so you might have a foot operated clutch

but the way that would engage would be entirely different there would be no bite point it would just be a as much an electronic switch as anything else yeah and so it's important or i'd stop the car can't stall though like what would it it has an anti-stall but if the anti-stall kicks in that it just doesn't move but it also doesn't die it jerks it like presses the clutch i saw richard hammond i think he was feigning incompetence in a video to an extent yes but and and the car was like go like stutters to go go stop go stop yeah thank you man and uh an expert did this sort of like my reaction to richard hammond's video and he explained the car has anti-stall and he's like leaning on it he's almost trying to stall it

leaning on the anti-stall putting on the typical what i frustrate about top gear with uh you know pretending that he's encountering more trouble than he really is by trying to stall it and it won't stall i'm like just press the gas if it won't stall won't it go i don't know yeah you you could if you had someone sitting there with you explaining it you'd figure if you had a general understanding of how cars work and how a clutch works, then you could figure it out and you could make it move. And the, I believe not having done it,

that the ability for someone to make it around a track is greater than most people. The ability to try to go fast around a track. That's when you go, I think you could make it navigate. But if the second you started trying to hold some speed or doing it, it'd just be spin. Yeah. I think you could make it navigate, but the second you started trying to hold some speed or do anything, it'd just be spin. Yeah, I got to catch that villain. He's got the briefcase

with the jewels in it. Yeah, you wouldn't get the briefcase. But he's not trained either. Well, you know, there's this thought that... But he's running. He knows that too. Oh, he's fucked if he's running. I'm cutting him off at the shins. I don't know. We all have that The Rock chase fantasy

where you steal the.355 out of the valet and chase him in the Humvee through the windows and all that. But, you know, there's this thought that... Oh, yeah. That's the chase. That is the chase. But the jump is just tough. I mean, I love going in 60 seconds.

The second one. But, you know, we have that thought that just money buys your way into F1 and drive to survive and things like that and make it seem that way. And for a long time, one of the stories that I've been looking for the right storyteller to tell on Ben wiki is the economics of racing, right? Because it's yes, you have to be good, but much more importantly than being good at every level of racing is being rich or knowing the right rich people. And to kind of see behind that curtain, because at least half the NASCAR field is paying to be there. And clearly some of the F1 field is just paying to be there.

And almost all of them were paying to be there at some point. just paying to be there. And almost all of them were paying to be there at some point. And he said that if you started, if you were entering Formula One today, so if you just won a Formula Two championship, your family or whomever's investment into your career would be at a minimum $20 million today in order to have been able to prove that you could win at all these things. And that's assuming like a perfect ascension. So every year from carting on, you're winning a championship. And again, that makes it sound like you could just pay your way in. But he said at every level, every person in that field has the money too. And so you have to have the money and the skill is effectively the moral of the story. Formula One drivers are an interest.

So I watched Drivers Survive. Never miss it. And I just gather these little vibes from the driver on how wealthy they are. Like I watched Carlos Sainz and he's sitting at a table in some sort of paradise. Right. So picture like an outdoor, I don't know how to describe a really, really high-end picnic table on a balcony with lights, you know, maybe overlooking the Monaco seascape or something. If I'm there, and I wasn't raised poor, I'm like, oh my God, can you believe this? Can you believe this view?

Can you believe where I'm standing? This is an event. They are so casual and nonchalant about what their life is. It's crazy. Same thing, back of a yacht. They don't blink. This isn't even a special day to them. I watch them play tennis and they're in the all tennis whites, the short shorts, whatever. I would feel like I'm wearing a costume. Carlos Sainz, this is just his off time to him to see. I don't know something about the attitude and comfort and non specialness of really special, wealthy situations. It's like, damn, these guys have been rich since they've had memories.

Yeah. And but they've had memories. Yeah. But they still can drive. And the differences in the cars obviously are huge. But I think it's amazing what Netflix has done to transform at least the American audience perception of the sport. And I think that's picked off there. I lost you for a second. I like F1.

I'm sorry. I'm a Drive to Survive fan. I'm one of those new ones. It's neat to see at first, I loved how unfair it was. I thought it was neat that yeah, my car is faster than yours. Fuck you. This team wanted me instead yeah, my car is faster than yours. Fuck you. This team wanted me instead of you. So I'm better than you.

Like, no, you're not better than me. You just have a better car. If I wasn't better than you, you'd be driving this car. And I just kind of enjoyed this like unfair fight. But I enjoyed this unfair fight when there were like three cars on any given week, three teams that could win this year. I think there's 23 races. If that's not right, it's very close.

Red Bull won 22 times and Red Bull has one driver. That's faster than the other. He won 20 of them. And it's just like, it's fucking ridiculous. He won it. Oh my God. Yeah.

He let the other guy win one. So the other Red Bull driver won it. He let the other guy win one. The other Red Bull driver won two. The first four, each of them won two races. Then he just ran away with it. Ferrari got one win. Is that other guy running as a blocking car for the winner?

The other guy sucks dick. He is a cocksucker.'s an asshole he blames other people every time he loses but he thinks he's the best driver uh he did get to win so it's not like he's bad like i'm saying pretty good driver then right yeah he's consistently he's in by far the best car this car won like 22 out of 23 races and fuck shit checo is always finishing like ninth, 11th, 13th. You know, he can't get out of the first round of qualifying like six races in a row.

He's getting beat by cars that are so much worse than his. I love to hate him. I follow every week. I watch and hope the Checo does poorly, but it's one way of being a fan. Glad you're having follow that. Now, when you say you watch,

do you, do you watch the races? I know you're a stats with it now when you say you watch do you do you watch the races or i know you're a stats and stories fan to some extent mostly i stats and stories f1 also uh sometimes i live watch the results like i literally just watch the stats as they change in real time like ah max is in first it's as it should be i don't know how you watch sports like that Max is in first. It's as it should be. I don't know how you watch sports like that. You've got to watch the game.

I literally watch Google search results, and they just update as the race progresses. And that's how I enjoy F1 sometimes. That's so funny. Yeah. I watch most UFC events. I'm definitely watching the next one. It's wild. So many fun storylines and everything.

That's the only thing I really watch i i watch some college football and i can be drug into watching nfl especially if like my friends are watching it and we're going back and forth about it but that's about it like like i already told you i'm no longer a baseball fan i've i've given up on the sport as a whole the braves did that to me this year. I swear to God, I'll never mention baseball again. You'll see. I mean it. They won the 2021 World Series, and he's done with them. With the sport. I'm done with the sport as a whole.

That's how I felt about college football for a minute. Falcons also. You lose that Super Bowl, that's it. Never again. When Georgia got screwed over, in my opinion, and Florida got screwed over, in everybody's opinion, simply because of money, this is stupid. Make the playoffs eight and I'll come back.

Do you follow any sports other than racing, Ed? No. Fortunately, they are making it bigger next year. I don't know why. Is it 12 or some awkward number for the football playoffs? I think it's 12. Yes. I didn't know the,

the top four teams will just get a buy next year and then the other eight play. And then they all start, which I don't know why you don't make it 16 or some very logical tournament structure. But I, uh, it, this one was a bad, and, but you know, it's, it's almost makes you wish it was just one game again because you could justify the top two so easily. But when you try to make it four, then it gets too hard. So I enjoy college football, but I struggle to invest a lot of my happiness

in the actions of other people, and so it makes me a bad sports viewer. other people and so it makes me a bad sports viewer yeah um but i uh i can i i many times envy those that can make it that kind of a hobby level interest things like that yeah i i can't follow professional sports because of the um like the sell sword nature of it you know like if if you had homegrown talent and was like yeah this is bobby he went to high school in georgia and college at uga and he plays for the falcons and he took less money to do it he said he signed a 30-year contract like like all right holy shit bobby don't give a fuck he's a georgia boy like you could follow a team that was made up of 30 players like that but when it's like i mean look lebron james is a perfect example right made up of 30 players like that but when it's like i mean

look lebron james is a perfect example right when you bounce around to like be the when it's all about you how can i ever give a shit about you when i watch ufc i always go back go back to cleveland he's not your perfect example yeah you want a title for him fair enough but when i look at ufc like if if i'm a sean strickland fan then he can't really lose me because i like him and when he wins it's about him winning and he can't sell out he can just find new sponsors and i'm happy for him when he does so you know what i mean oh budweiser's gonna pay you drink it up tranny boy like i'm down i don't care um i that's a guy i really like i don't know if you saw the trailer

for grand theft auto 6 this is a bit of a segue but it looks a lot like sean strickland is one of the main characters of that game is he i don't know oh he's not i didn't watch it yet it was but it was like the most successful youtube video ever or something like the first like views in the first 12 hours like 70 million or something like that I don't doubt it it's I mean the following is huge everybody has been waiting for 13 years for the new GTA

right the 12 or 13 years it's like probably the most anticipated game of in recent memory and you think that looks like Sean Strickland not at all the most anticipated game of in recent memory. Do you think that looks like Sean Strickland? Not at all. Not at all. But in the

trick... Which one? Danny McBride as John Rocker since, you know. It looks more like Luke Rockhold than anything. But in the trailer when he's moving around especially from certain angles. To be fair, that lady on the left looks a lot like,

there's this MMA journalist named Nina. Pull her up, Zach. Like, there you go. Thank you. This is what he looked like from the side. Now show me Sean Strickland from the side. And it's like, it's the same fucking guy. I mean, I'm going to get this game when it comes out and play it.

You know what you're playing as? You know what the protagonist is? I think you go back and forth, I'm going to get this game when it comes out and play it. You know what you're playing as? You know what the protagonist is? I think you go back and forth, I was told, between that Mexican lady and this white gentleman, and you have dual protagonists, so you go back and forth. So you get to play two story modes, basically, maybe? It's probably the same story mode, yeah. Probably so, or very similar.

Or maybe you switch back and forth like in Halo. Yeah, I don't really give a shit. Are people really mad about playing as a Hispanic lady? No, it was a black guy last game. I'm happy that we're moving in the right direction slowly but surely. The next GTA 7 coming 20 35 the northern they're in sweden they're in norway they're all just swedes and kyle's vikings um no i'm excited for it i don't i don't play much uh gta but i know the amount of money that's invested in creating a GTA title is almost like nothing else in entertainment.

I don't know what else is more expensive to make than a GTA game, and I don't know what else makes more money, frankly. It's like a Taylor Swift tour. Why is it so expensive? Well, they released, and I'm not an expert, but they released the base game, I don't know, 13 years ago or whatever, and it was a

GTA game, but now it's this whole online experience and it's they're at they've been adding more content and staying with the game and maintaining a massive player base for over a decade so i thought you meant like it was kind of reminding me of a marvel movie in that like you know what there isn't another movie where we'll spend 250 million dollars to make it but it's kind of a lock that in that you know what? There isn't another movie where we'll spend $250 million to make it, but it's kind of a lock that we get a billion in revenue, so it makes sense.

Those are old numbers. I think those are basically the opening numbers. I think they made that game for about $250 million initially, and then it sold for a billion. It sold a billion worth of copies or whatever. Pretty quick. Again, that's 13 years ago or whatever. They've been milking it ever since new content all the online multiplayer stuff again not a game that i play or i'm super interested in

but uh it's gonna be a marvel i think 2025 release i had never played gta 5 or really any of the gtas until like three years ago that i streamed it and played it there. And like, just I would hop on like not on stream and occasionally play and like do intentionally nothing. Just be like, how many crimes can I commit? And like, how much mayhem can I, you know, deploy onto these poor NPCs? And what do I have to do before I get the coveted five-star rating?

It turns out, more than you would think to get up there. You can be a serial, a spree killer, hundreds dead, and they're like, this is a three-star guy. It's like, I'm a five-star man! It's harder than you think. And then once the helicopters come out, I wasn't good enough to shoot those down all the time. It's a fun game, just to futz around. I have a video

here of a five star man. I think this happened in Virginia, maybe Arlington, Virginia. They were serving a search warrant on this fellow's house and he detonated his house like the gaza strip when they came up the drive and when i say his house exploded i don't mean that nancy pantsy shit i mean movie style his house exploded into a fireball of shrapnel and sparkly things that i

can't quite identify maybe he just had like a 20 million page manifesto in there and those are pages of paper floating in the wind. I can't really tell from the fuzzy footage. Was it like a gas leak? What was it? I can't identify that. That looks like explosives to me. It's pretty explosive.

I don't know what it was either. It looked like maybe he had bottles of acetylene or something in the house. Acetylene in the house? Bro, there's no way of knowing what's happened here.

This could be an ammonium nitrate fertilizer bomb. This could be TNT. It could be gas, like you said. He blew his house up like nothing. The only time I've seen explosions like this are, like Taylor said, gas explosions. But this is someone who blew their house up on purpose and clearly they had a way to initiate look at look outside the authorities got there first then the house exploded they were serving a warrant three stars well did the authorities like do anything up to that point

like they had just showed up and then it blew or like did they do anything in to that point? They had just showed up and then it blew? Did they do anything in the house that maybe would set off a gas? They shot some bottle rockets at him, first thing. But they don't think... Alright men, we're going in. Light your matches. This article's great.

The explosion happened while the suspect was still inside. What happened to the suspect is great. The explosion happened while the suspect was still inside. What happened to the suspect is unclear. I'll give you three guesses. Yeah, someone's sunroom is destroyed six blocks down. He was cremated. He was flash cremated just immediately. Damn, that's a big explosion.

I would be like like there are probably other I love those he was shooting a flare gun at the police that sounds suicidal I bet it was gas I bet it was gas too here in the flare gun but it wasn't an instantaneous you know combustion it was like

a blast and then fire so it was that was an interesting accelerant yeah that was cool he was shooting a gun at the cops and maybe him maybe him shooting it from his house is what set it off but like how would you not smell that amount of gas in your house i'm i bet he knew he knew about it he was trying to kill himself, I guess, then. Yeah, I don't think his first thought was, huh? Yeah.

What? Man, it stinks in here. I can't wait till the cops leave and I can get to the bottom of this. Fire a warning shot across their bow. Taylor's powers of deduction are Elmer Fudd-like right now. One of my favorite internet videos is i linked it in the side thing there we can't play it because it's fucking music or whatever but this guy uh this black guy is kind of surrounded by police at his house and they're like come on come with us and he starts doing his kata he's fucking getting charged up like he's fucking kung fu out there and then he charges right at

him and he's fucking swinging kung fu chops the whole way and he holds his own against like a lot of cops for way longer than you think that's what i'll say and they didn't just shoot him right away with all the confidence of you jumping in a formula one car to chase a bad guy same same headspace right there. I can do this. Tell me I can't. Kyle, have you watched this video recently? I don't think they changed it, but

no. I'll go back. I don't think they shot him. I thought they tased him. Tell me when you get to... Shit, I'm coming up on it. Oh, there's a lot of smoke, but now I'm looking. I think they're

shooting less than lethal rounds at him. Creating some sort of smoke. I interpreted that as gun smoke. But like the fight goes way longer than you would ever think. A one on 15 when one of the guys is

a skinny crackhead doing kung fu moves whatever go it's like he's gonna make it through the first round i think the video ends with cocaine is a hell of a drug i like when cops are cool like that like there's no reason to shoot him you know what i mean like like he's just a silly guy hang on guys let's whoop his ass what are y'all doing come on it's a long story and we're gonna make it a longer story it's like I'm a coward I don't want to get in a one on one

fight that sounds scary but if like the three or four of us could jump on one guy and he's down alright he knows kung fu he's making making sound effects with his mouth. See, that's really enticing me. The fact that he's Kung Fu chopping really makes me want to be part of this. I don't think he really studied Kung Fu.

I don't think he did either. I mean, maybe the movie, but not at a ninjutsu dojo or anything like that. I don't know that that would help either. Fake martial arts is always one of my favorite rabbit holes to go down on YouTube because you've got like the pretenders and the believers and then the scam artists. And it's almost like it can be cult-like at times

with the self-belief. And because they're these guys, they're the real all-stars of the fake martial arts these guys are so full of their own shit that they step into actual combat like like or they'll step into mma cages or um like open combat style like approve yourself kind of dojo matches against like an mma competitor and straight up get their shit pushed in and and they'll have this look of other utter shock what the fuck my force powers didn't activate this time my bubble shield was down he just clobbered me were you guys all focusing dude there was i have to tell you about

my instructor that did that oh no no yeah so i was probably like 26 or 27 or something working at cisco and i won some trivia competition which entitled me to a couple of months of kung fu training and uh everyone was really excited that i won it because they knew i'd go so sure enough you know like they came to the office a couple times a week we pushed all the tables and chairs out of this big conference room and studied kung fu kung fu got my sifu rolls in with all these pads and shit and it's me they're like i don't know 47 year old women who have like a higher rank than me socially in this and you know they're like oh you'll get used to it and it's like you know i can kick your ass

i'm 26 years old i'm one of the toughest guys in all of it really but but she's talking to me like i'm some sort of child chump like you know and he would teach us these moves that like you almost fool yourself into thinking it would work. Like, Hey, if anyone takes their hand, puts it on your chest like that,

you just grab their fingers and pull them spread. Whoever presents their hand five fingers flat on your chest as part of a fighting move, maybe a shirt crab like this, but my move wouldn't work on that. You know, I need to be able to. And now you have two hands on their one hand. The idea that you can grab my hand like that without me pulling it away real quick is a real.

You're not trained. As well. Like if you were to get. Like hand fighting in general. You're ringing pinky in one and your index and middle in the other and spread them too wide i'd have to let you though you'd have to let me but when you're in a room and 30 people are all buying this i have we bought it too you know like we're doing like striking drills and stuff and it

was totally like i let you hit me then you let me hit you and we would like take turns almost and uh my instructor my sifu said that um he had fought in the ufc now i was a ufc fan already and i was begging for like i want to see this footage i want to see how he did i wouldn't have even thought less of him if he lost. I thought I was impressed one that they let him fight and two that he had the courage to get in there and, and you know, see where he ranked,

but he was always really coy about giving me any information that would let me hunt down his fight and see the footage of it. And I never did find it. And now I don't even know if i believe it he might have just completely fabricated his ufc experience but um yeah anyway i once did a mcdojo thing for a while for free i saw like tangentially create uh connected is you know the pistol disarm guys the guy you know you point the gun and they i'll take it away from you so the guy who's got like the world record for that,

I wish I could remember his name, but he was talking about how he got so good at it. He said, it's so fucking dark. He's like, when I was a kid, my father would put a gun to my head. He'd say, you fuck up, you do this, you do that. I'll kill you. I'll kill you.

And I'll tell them you play with my gun and they'll believe me. Nothing will ever happen. And he said said so i just grew up thinking someday i'll be able to take that gun away and so he said when he does it it's like all right dude that's pretty fast you wouldn't want to get within arm's reach of this guy with your gun like i'll shoot you from across the room buddy for sure what a bizarre origin story for that what is it true?

No, there's no way his dad was holding a gun to his head every night. Not every night, but he said it occurred. It's Wednesday, son, you know what that means. It's time to scar you emotionally and turn you into a fucking weirdo as an adult. You're going to struggle to make relationships with people. Judge my parenting? I'm sorry, Dad. I'll study harder.

And you just don't tell anyone that for years? He said, if you tell anybody, I'll do it. He's already holding a gun. This is so made up. I'm not going to call the pistol disarmament champion a liar. I'm going to let you know pistol disarmament champion a liar I'm going to let you know that right now

I'll come at him with a sword there's competitions yeah there must be competitions for disarmament it's probably named after him it's a celebration of his own excellence and everybody else's mediocrity he's a 20 time champion

every accepted speech is the same you You see, Dad? All right, so I am not a huge consumer of fighting stuff, right? Boxing, UFC, anything. But you seem to be. So who's in the hierarchy of toughness? If there's no rules and you put the best of all the disciplines together, who runs away with it?

All right, so the idea suggests all the disciplines together, who runs away with it? All right. So, so the idea suggests that there's like a wrestling champion that we would go to who doesn't really know much about boxing. And then we go get the heavyweight boxing champion who probably doesn't know much about wrestling or jujitsu. But the reality nowadays is that the, the people who have risen to the top and not just like the tippy top but the top 10 top 20 guys in each weight division even and we're talking when we're

talking men they can mix it all quite well there will be guys who come over from other disciplines like alex perea is a good example he's a i think a kickboxing champion and he's learned the the other parts of the game and been able to transition right in because he's so good at kickboxing that he's laying people the fuck out. But so matchups are very important in the UFC. There are guys who are almost still one dimensional the way they were in the early 90s where it's like, oh, take him down and whip his ass. Like you could go to a jujitsu gym or wrestling like gym and like find a guy who could whip this guy's ass because he's not well-rounded at all but most of the best and most of the top

10 for sure are well-rounded guys in every discipline and the roundedness is usually boxing and striking mixed together you know maybe 60 40 50 50 something like that you said boxing and striking but striking wrestling is what I meant to say so i agree

with everything kyle said i also watch a lot of this um but i feel like there is an answer and it was answered in the 90s uh before everyone became so well-rounded people would go in there and one guy was just a boxer he was a boxer he doesn't know like what the fuck to do suddenly there's grappling so he goes in there with one boxing glove so he can hit the guy hard as he wants it and one bare hand so he can hit him not as hard, maybe grab him and stuff. Grapple. People were going in there with, it's called a gi. It's the karate pajamas that you surely see. Some guys would go in there with a full gi because that's how they train

and that's what they do. i think a gi is legal but nobody would wear them shinrock wanted shoes yeah yeah some guys were some guys wore shoes you could wear shoes but you couldn't kick if you had shoes they didn't let ken wear his it's a whole fucking debacle about how that whole thing was fixed yeah some lore i think i didn't know but um uh some guys would wear their karate pajamas some guys would just wear shorts um board shorts were the old school thing. And then other guys moved to like tighter latex shorts, even fewer grips for your opponent to control you. But the answer is Brazilian Jiu Jitsu won. Back in the 90s, the BJJ guys beat everybody.

If you didn't know Brazilian Jiu Jitsu, you didn't realize that you were giving your arms, your neck, your legs, and they would just bend a joint the wrong way or choke you and get the win. Boxers, who I would have thought won, were like the lowest form of fighting. They were just completely unprepared to defend themselves. They didn't understand the trap they were stepping into, like what he said. Well phrased. themselves. They didn't understand the trap they were stepping into, like what he said. We would close, and you would be this big guy who likes to punch people, and your dream is that I trip maybe and fall on my back so you can get on top of me and really lay into me. That's your goal, really, is the ground and pound. To hit me, dizzy me, push me down, get on top, and go to town. That's where I want you anyway. I want you right on top of me so I can put you in an arm bar or put you in a

choke. And you're going to be like, whoa, I'm feeling more pain in my elbow right now than I ever felt in my life. And he's, and he's, and he's just starting. He's going to snap my arm in half unless I give up right now.

And sometimes they, I've seen them break the arm and it's not like in the movies where it's like, and everybody's like, ah, it's more like pop and you bet.'s like and everybody's like oh it's more like pop and you bet and nobody notices and the fight keeps going and the arms the arms wiggling around and these guys are so tough dude's trying to fake like it ain't broke like it like his like his arm still works he's like yeah my shit's good fuck you let's go come. Put it in a sling. I got this one. Who's the 205-pound champ who won tough early on?

I have Ken. It's not Ken Griffin. What's his name? He's a white guy. He beat Stephen Bonner. Uh-uh. I don't know this lore. Ken Chambers. Forrest Griffin. Before he was on tough, some dude kicked his arm in the bicep area, broke his bone. He just

played it off like it wasn't broken and won the fight. Yeah. They're the toughest athletes. I believe that they are generally the toughest athletes because they are given more opportunities to be the toughest athletes in the nfl if you take a hit they're not leaving that thoroughbred out out there with any kind of a

fucking contusion any other sport your pitcher gets a callus or a blister they're oh shit what are we going to do they will be out there with hematomas and broken bones they'll let their corner know my hands are broken my left hand's broken they're like use your right circle to the left you know i remember my teeth are falling out gsp was in the corner he's like i pulled my groin and his coach was like what who gives a fuck hit him with your groin what you can't do that pump him into submission kyle's right to To add to what Kyle said, I can't think of another sport that allows you to quit so easily. Like if you're playing football, baseball, I don't know,

track, maybe try sounding good, but it's so easy to accept a loss, right? Anytime I want to, I can give you my back and you'll choke me out. It's right there. And fighters do it without admitting they did it.

But like, Chael Sonnen has this thing about it. He's like, he's a fighter. Losing, they say losing is not an option. He's like, losing is always an option. It's right there. It's asking you to choose it. It's asking you to quit. Losing, quitting, these things are always just a heartbeat away. You can do it anytime you want to. It's up to you to decide not to lose. And something about fighting MMA, like it's so easy to get out of there and to avoid what's happening. And you know, one round in two rounds in, you probably know it's not your day that you're going to lose this thing you're going out there for the third round and it's fucking awful you know i i went into this i thought i was gonna win 10 minutes later it's clear that i'm not yet here we are for round three i'm gonna give it my best and if you finish that fight like you decided not to take the easy way out the whole way it's the

heart it's why i like the sport more than anything else but the bad side of that is what happened last week to bobby green you had a bad ref and bobby green got ko three times in the matter of eight seconds like he caught this real awkward fucking punch that knocked him out on his feet and he's dizzy and he hits the ground and the dude comes on top of him bang bang bang bang you see him go wobbly unconscious fully this time all the way knocked out bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang and you're and everyone who's the the commentators of ringside the if you watch a streamer who watch this live they're screaming stop stop it's like rocky it's like the it's like rocky three when apollo creed's been being being

beaten to death and like i said i put a link there you can watch it and and like from from five different angles and various speeds it's all the same like interaction that happened in the course of 10 seconds he lost years on his career this is a 37 year old man you know trailing toward the end of his career who's been a real good guy, a tough fighter, a guy who always works for the company and he got brained out there. Brained. Dude, this ref was not on the ball. Any minute

now, he'll stop it, Taylor. We're waiting. It's been three days. But I have a feeling he's going to stop it soon. I understand why Sean's struggling. Go ahead. Is that not an automatic, like you stop someone from punching a man in the back of the head repeatedly? Is that not? In an ideal world.

So the strikes to the back of the head are technically illegal. He's hitting him in the ear, which is legal. The verbiage is that the ref is supposed to stop the fight if he sees that the man getting beaten is not intelligently defending himself. Which is like some of this. I'm shifting my head. I'm moving my hands. I'm letting you know that, dude, I'm in a fight right now. It ain't going well, but I'm in a fight.

Then there's bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang. Which is what we're seeing there. There's no excuse for that. That's awful. Wasn't Bobby Green being a total dick to somebody in the lead up to the fight? The opposite of that. what we're seeing there and there's no excuse for that that's that that's awful wasn't bobby green being a total dick to somebody before in the lead up to the fight opposite of that what happened he got the art yes he got the um um artem loboff treatment where a guy who's not even in his weight

class showed up with a bunch of his muslim goons and like pushed him up against the wall and tried to pick a fight with him and bobby's like why are there so many of you what do y'all do and they jumped him and then like made fun of him on social media for running and then bobby green shows up with his ninjas quote unquote and like popped one of the guys like buddies and like ran them off like bobby green's the cool dude in the room and getting treated like shit left and right and that was hard to watch i felt bad for him he's not like one of my favorite fighters or anything but he didn't deserve all that yeah it's if you talk so it's in the fight game people use harsh words with each other it's very normal and uh there are these like muslim guys in dagestan they don't drink oftentimes they like still live with their parents

and they don't say mean things. They're outside of that culture. They treat each other with respect and they treat you with respect. So when you use mean words against them and then they see you in the hotel lobby, you said it was boring? Bobby tweeted about his fight, I think,

and said it was a boring fight. And so that guy attacked him with a group of his friends. I've seen it with a couple. These're like they're every bit as willing to fight as like the nate diaz crew which probably means nothing to you but they're they there's like self-styled gangsters from southern california diaz is so fucking rich his kids got blonde fucking hair he's pretending you ever see a picture show me a picture and nate diaz is wannabe gangster ass with this please don't beat me up nate i know you're hard show me nate nate so real he would like beat me up saying that nate kyle in private says he can take you i saw nate choke a guy out

in mardi gras for like barely a reason right. He guillotined this motherfucker and dropped him like it was hot. You can let people down from those and put him in a seat like a baby. He put him in an upside down headlock thing, lifted him up and you're unconscious. From here you hit the floor. Just dropped him.

I want to see him and his family. Yeah. He's got a wife, beautiful young lady, and two pretty children. I like that guy. And millions, I was going to say. He has a wife, two kids, and millions. Yeah, I hope he got paid well for the boxing. In football today, you know, we're kind of in this, like,

post-concussion era. Like, we're trying to say football is safe and it's okay for middle school kids to play and all this stuff. But we're finding that mental issues, suicide, all these things are huge, huge risks from a long-term career playing football. What is the expectation of late life for a UFC fighter? It depends. We've seen some guys at the end of their career really go into alcoholism. It seems like those things go hand in hand, like something about the trauma of CTE and that syndrome

or whatever it technically is really feeds into alcoholism. Guys like BJ Penn, who many people would consider him like the goat he's like this pioneer at the lightweight division before there was a fucking lightweight division um and just just a hawaiian hero and you know as of late he's a drunk who gets choked out and a conspiracy theorist who says that cte and concussions are fake just like the vaccine y'all you know it's a big conspiracy to keep you down like i'm coming back to be the champion it's like bro you're 44 or something man like like you got beat up outside a bar not too long ago you need to chill you know you and you see guy like tony ferguson who's who's

been chuck liddell chuck liddell again alcoholism and cocaine use with him it's so funny they catch him on camera at the event. They put the camera around the celebrities, and there's Chuck getting cocaine off his fucking nose. He just took a bump. And he's like, oh, fucking shit. Yeah, Chuck Liddell! Up on the big jumbo tribe with his coke nose uh yeah it's the answer so in my opinion is that we're going to see a lot of our heroes really fall in the next 25 30 years when maybe peyton what if peyton manning all of

a sudden you know like like got some sort of aphasia or something like that like like somebody who's out there in the forefront that everybody loves got to get his own show with his brother what if because i don't think it takes that career of necessarily concussion concussion concussion i think those little hits pile up over time from all the practice squad shit you did when you were 14 when you when you didn't drink water and you went hard and hit those pads so hard that day i think all that adds up cumulatively maybe that's the reason brett barb did that to those kids because don't you cut barb no slack he did that as kids of his of his own free mind and free and they guys would tell you that their cte issues are not as bad and their reasoning goes like this

in boxing they have bigger thicker gloves and they have lots of stoppages right like it there's a lot of ways to take a break in a boxing match which means means that you can take some damage, bounce back a little, take some damage, bounce back a little. And you do that literally like a hundred times in a fight. In MMA, there's no recovery. Like they even do shark in the water drills. If you're a little bit doozy or woozy, I should say, they follow you down and they beat you senseless,

even though they're tired. This is what they practice. So while it's brutal, and we just saw how brutal it was privately, MMA guys would tell you that, you know what? It only happens once. We don't go to the edge and recover 100 times in a night like a boxer does. We get knocked out one time, and then the fight ends. I don't know if they're on to something or not.

I think they are to some extent, but you know, it's, it's not like it's safe. It's not, this is the safe way to get punched in the skull. Like you see enough, uh, go back and watch Leon Edwards,

uh, kicking, uh, Usman in the head and his head turning, looking like it was heading toward the moon. Go back and look at Tony Ferguson getting head kicked by Michael Chandler. And you can visualize the G forces being exerted on his facial tissue he's like like he's in a fucking uh g-force machine in the air force that's the kind of shit that makes you so you don't know where

your keys are in the next 10 years that's crazy brain damage and all those nfl guys are eating it but at least they're eating it for like lifetime generational money. He's got, there's some guys doing it for 15 grand a show and 15 more. If you win my box, there's only distances of the, of former NHL enforcers, like having issues with that later in life,

like substance abuse, suicide, like it, it checks out. Like they're not getting hit in the head nearly as much as those other guys i mean they're hitting their head with hits and everything but yeah cte's gotta fucking suck and bj peden's wrong it's definitely real i'd argue with him on that and like you gotta think of the perfect story he's bad at debating i would i'd have to argue with him online because he'd kick my ass.

You might outrun him at this point. Oh, maybe. No, I changed my mind. I won't say it. Alright. Trivia time? I trust your instinct. No, I was going to tell you you'd look like Omni-Man if you shaved the beard and just had the mustache. I even posted a picture of Omni-Man earlier because I noticed you got that

thing real tight on the side, got a little gray over there. That's the Omni-Man look. Is it? Must the thing real tight on the side, got a little gray over there. That's the Omni-Man look. Is it? Yeah, with that haircut, yeah. Do just a mustache? Yeah, but this is doing so much of the heavy lifting in making me less ugly. That's really what you need.

That's right. I want to do Woody's trivia to answer your questions. Whenever we get to it, I'm just... I think you're overhyping it. Get hyped, everybody! Woody has been doing it all week! Working on Woody's trivia extravaganza!

Is the Woody trivia we want to do with Ed, or do we want to do the regular trivia with Ed? Ed'll do fine. There's nothing here. Ed, do you have a piece of paper that you could write answers on? Or a whiteboard or something?

Yes, or a whiteboard. We don't want you... I don't know that I've got a whiteboard. ...medious mind changing answers afterwards. Yes, we have a very good system where it's please don't erase it and write something else when we're doing the answers.

What are you doing, Kyle? Use your whiteboard. Ed, can you currently hear me? I genuinely can't find it and write something else when we're doing the answers. What are you doing? Use your whiteboard. Can you currently hear me? I genuinely can't find it. You lost it? Where'd you put it other than in that room? The dog picks my things up and hides them, and I'm not even kidding. I've gone through – I had expensive flip-flops, and they're all gone.

I have one of each, and he always – I know he doesn't do it on purpose, but just flip a coin. He took all the left ones. He took all the left ones. I don't know what he does with them. I think he takes them way off in the woods. Toby? It's Toby that's doing this? Yes. Toby's a motherfucker. That's the coolest dog I've ever had. Very good.

Looking fantastic. Which trivia are we doing first? I think we're going to do... Hey, Chiz. I think we're doing... Are we doing Woody's trivia first? I think Woody's trivia is pretty short. Let me run to the bathroom because I feel like this is going to... Once we kick into trivia, I don't want to be stepping away.

That's fair. That would ruin the integrity of the game. You'd be stepping away. I'd say, he's Googling. He's Googling. And then people would... He'd say, there's no way I could have known the questions to Google, but I would never let it go, and the comments would also get on to him check out my badass board here ready oh wow oh now that doesn't have internet access does it is that a zoom what is that it's a boogie board it's like a yeah my kids have them now they love them it's like a little

scribble pad it's uh it's car. My son, even though he's technically not homeschooled anymore because he's 20, I have a special needs son, he still does, like, he meets with tutors, he has a reading coach, stuff like that, and he uses the boogie board. But tonight, I do. Now it's your boogie board. Time to fill it up with correct answers.

I'm not much for trivia, I'll be honest. I'm a used car salesman. I just talk the wrong answer into being right. That's kind'll be honest. I'm a used car salesman. I just talk the wrong answer into being right. That's kind of my thing. I have modified some of this week's game to accommodate someone with your knowledge base, Ed. No, that's bad for me. That raises the stakes even higher. I mean, there was a big – what am I?

I'm like Georgia right now. I'm 2-0, and i'm looking for a dynasty but will i be eliminated by the treacherous alabama in the form of one of you we'll see tune in to find out a lot of the i mean a lot of the questions are silly in that i think i really stormed away with last time's trivia because i happen to know some characters in Yu-Gi-Oh! There's a flaw in that that I'm not making. I have a question that says, name as many X's you can. One point for whoever

gets the most. It's not going to be a 13-point question. Just to be clear, you didn't win the last one. You misspelled the name of the final question. I'm pretty sure it's in the record books, isn't it? It's already signed,

sealed, and delivered. This is like one of those PayPal transactions. You're going to pay a $35 fee. They call him Loser Kyle. He doesn't know what he's doing. He doesn't know the answers. He's bitter at his friend. I knew the answer. I spelled it correctly. Salvador Dali, not

Salvatore Dali. He can't even be happy Salvador Dali Not Salvatore Dali You think Alex Trebek God rest his great Canadian soul Would have allowed you to get right past him Spelling does not matter in Final Jeopardy It's ruling Yes that's the commish Congratulations you won

Alright the category is the same For every question So are you smarter than a gamer tag? These are all things that I know Convert 200 liters to gallons Go ahead Oh shit It's at least 10

Do we get credit if we're close? I'm actually going to give a point to whoever comes closest Okay If this is where we're starting I don't like this to whoever comes closest. Okay. If this is where we're starting, I don't like this. Are you playing shiz? I'll type some answers,

but for this one, I don't want any accusations, so I'm not going to partake in this. I'm worried this is going to be a really dumb answer. Do we all have our answers? Yeah. How would you get? 80? Oh, I put 25. It's 52, so Ed has the first point. Zach, can you do the scorekeeping?

For the record, my guess would have been 400. I went in the opposite direction. Whoopsie daisy. Thanks for bailing me out on that one. There's only two questions. Let's go to the next one. What is the name of the old dude in Walking Dead that had the

RV season one? Holy shit. That's a good question. I'm glad you like it. I know. Fuck. The old dude in Walking Dead dead this is like the ratchet looking guy right i feel strongly that it's that it's um um it's like pete or like dave it's like a one syllable thing it's not like jonathan or something like that you know what I mean? I feel strongly that it's like... No, but if it's

something like that, I'm on the right track with my old man name. I'm done. It's in Georgia. You should know this. Is it Ed? It's Dale. None of you get any points for that. Dale!

You got the first letter. What does this formula do? I'll take the eighth of a point. Confuses me. That's what it does. 4 pi r squared. I have a guess on this. Okay.

I'm done. Is everybody done? Yeah. I'm sorry. Is everybody done? Yeah. No, I'm sorry. It's okay. Okay. I don't want to lose any points. It's four times the area of a circle.

Four times the area of a circle. Okay. I said the volume of a sphere. I said a volume of a sphere. You're all wrong. It's the area of a sphere I said a volume of a sphere You're all wrong it's the area of a sphere That's what I thought because the formula is just pi r squared Alright

Next We're not doing good I would kill at this thing Give me the full name of as many senators as you can I actually wrote spelling is judge's call Well you're the judge and you came up with the question name of as many senators as you can yeah i actually wrote spelling as judges call because well you're the judge and you came up with the questions well but but zach wrote spelling counts

so oh okay you know like if you spelled an s instead of a z or something i'd let it slide it just needs to be recognizable all right who's the fucking who's the eyepatch guy? Oh wait, I remember his name. Isn't he in the house anyway? I wasn't going to give him that hint, but yeah, that's Dan Kline. I'm trying to... I gotta pad these numbers a bit.

He's going on the list. I think I'm at four in my head, so... Okay. I'm not sure I'm there, Kyle. I think we'm at four in my head. So, okay. I'm not sure I'm there. Kyle. I think we'll do maybe as many senators you can in a minute, something like that. I'll do it. Give you guys a minute from now.

Okay. Now give us 30 seconds. Put us to the grindstone. Kyle, I'll trade you one for one. You know, any shit. One of mine died just recently oh thank you we should ask that would you this is the question senators period because it doesn't say current senators yeah current senators okay i'm with k with Kyle. I'm just looking for clarification. I wasn't the one thinking that way.

I thought someone else might be dubious in that way. And to be clear, the winner gets a point. This isn't going to be an opportunity for someone to get Oh, well, then I have three. Okay. I said AOC, Warren Hatch, and Lindsey Graham and I'm not confident in any of those being good answers. Wow.

Is Warren Hatch a and Lindsey Graham, and I'm not confident in any of those being good answers. Is Warren Hatch a senator? Probably not. Very senatorial name. That's a good guess. It sounds like a guy who knows his business. Also, one of the Kennedys in AOC. This is not my game. Wow.

I don't know who these people are. Okay, C-SPpan, let's go. Tell me who of these are not senators. Lindsey Graham, Dan Crenshaw, Chuck Schumer. Taylor gets the point. Pelosi. Pelosi's not a senator.

How did nobody get Bernie Sanders? Yeah, I know. He has one, two, three, and Tom Cotton I need to look that one up I may have made that up to Charles oh boom yeah where's he from Arkansas

looks like not feeling so foolish about 25 gallons anymore was that one Taylor's? Did Taylor get it? Yeah. What's this? Amps times volts equals power.

It's dangerous. I think my guess is it. All right. What do you guys got? I got wattage. I put Watts. I'm going to count. Is wattage the same thing as Watts? I think it might be a synonym.

I'm going to count wattage. That'll work. Watts is the unit for current is what Ed just said. I trust him. I believe that's right. I think it might be right too. I just don't amps times volts equals

current alright lifeline definitely get one point now alright equals watts divided by voltage so I'm going to say current's wrong based on what I googled I'll accept the enrollment Equals watts divided by voltage. So I'm going to say current's wrong based on what I Googled.

I'll accept the enrollment. What is the Minecraft recipe for diamond? Oh, here we go, baby. I knew I just had to wait. Yeah, she'll know this. I don't know. You guys have nothing, right? I've never played the game. I played with you a couple times when

you were doing events or whatever. That was PvP to hop around lily pads and stuff and sword fight with Colin. I know I had a diamond sword. I remember that. Is it diamond cube times three stick? Kyle, you have nothing? Alright, no one gets any points for this.

Friendship with Woody. Friendship with Woody. Fuck. It's okay. How many felony counts are currently pending against Trump? Woody did make this game. Of course. Every question

is if I know. Is this closest wins? Yeah. Price is right. 25. Kyle has 32. Is that what that says? It is. I'm going with 73. The answer is 91. Holy fucking shit.

He's going to beat it. He gets steak knives at 100. I may be going forward. I think they just make him the president after around 100. When is the last time the Republican president got more votes? Oh. Okay. Kyle's confidence is encouraging.

I got one. The answer I'm looking for is it'll be a year. Yeah. Oh, the year? Can I shout mine out? I guess. It's 2020. The answer I'm looking for is it'll be a year. Yeah. Oh, the year? Can I shout mine out? I say when.

I mean. Can I just say the president? No, because the year matters. Oh, does it? I don't fucking know. You see the clue that was just provided to you, though, right? It's got to be someone who's served twice. Yeah, well, then I'm erasing HW.

That's fucking funny. All right. I'm going old Ronnie. Okay. I'm going to stick with mine. I also said I'm going. I drew a line through it, but I'm like writing it again right below it. I'm going to stick with mine. I also said I'm going through it. I drew a line through it, but I'm like writing it again right below it. I'm going as well. 2004. Sorry.

Ed, what was your guess? It was 92, right? It's 04. Yeah, W got more votes on re-election versus Kerry. Yeah, nobody liked Kerry. That was my second guess because I was just riding high from that 9-11 fever, baby. I guess that would have been my third guess because HW was

Who is the back-to-back NBA scoring leader? I've said it like seven times on this show. Oh, it's Izzy White-ish? Be serious. He's the NBA scoring leader. Oh, I was going to was gonna i was gonna put that

guy or whatever the fuck is the goat right now but i'm not all right i'm not how about a decade how about several current the current back-to-back um oh current active it's not lebrron James, he's like 40 I said I said M. Beeb And that's just me sounding out a name that I've heard From basketball Okay Thank you

Well, they usually spell phonetically, so it's not hard You wrote Curry, okay Doesn't it have like two I's and a D in it? Holy shit Yeah, it's a d at the end is that right i'm gonna give it to kyle and taylor but i'm impressed that taylor got both eyes

you know what it's fucking taylor of course he did yeah he nailed it nice all right this is my last question what is the most popular porn search term stuck washing machine oh washing machine. Oh. Washing machine. All right.

Okay. The most popular porn. Kyle, what does that say? That's backwards. You say manager? I say amateur. Amateur. Okay. Amateur. Really? That would be my guess.

Ed, what's your guess? I don't know. Threesome. It's got to be like stepmom or something, right? Incest was my second answer. I would have guessed incest because, oh my god, it's everywhere, but it is lesbian.

Oh, those people are from the 90s. It's from 2022 this year's results are not in god damn you India I'm just saying more flavorful it ruined the curve

I am so very excited to beat off two sexy women fucking boob and vagene is fucking second most popular I am horny man fucking boob and vagene is fucking second most popular oh wow none of us are smarter than you Woody none of my questions

no alright that was honestly some of the toughest trivia I've ever seen that was hard that was a good game I think I got three by the end, right? Yeah, I'm being dead serious. I knew NBA scoring leader in Minecraft Sword.

I feel like a retard right now. You won the Woody Cup, Taylor. I won the Woody Cup. I can't be stopped. I can't be stopped. He's very good at trivia. Even shit only Woody knows. Yeah, that's damn.

Oh, it was the Senators that I... I just didn't have time for that. I just listed all the political names I was thinking of. I can't believe I only have Bernie. Oh, is he... He's alive, isn't he? Good for him. Yeah, Feinstein died. Still there, still cold.

I would have accepted Pocahontas, but no one wrote it. Yeah, I said Elizabeth Warren, too. There's the only two I can name. Oh, shit, she's still about? Yes, she is. Alright, good warm-up trivia. Good little warm-up win. I don't know if this is your week, Taylor. Did everybody

log into the buzzer thing? I got Zach. I got Woody. Just so the viewers know, this is up like we we practiced this before the show it's set up for taylor's aware we script these it's rigged yeah where's the uh where's the link watch is that can you post it again and give them the code buzzing there it is sorry i i would have to scroll up i got it it. I got it. Ed, are you on the page, the buzzing page?

I have a button that says locked right now. He unlocks it because I click it all the time. Kyle started that trend first. I am an innovator. He breaks the rules, boys. Alright, I think I got everybody. All right, so how this will work is I will read the question,

and when I complete reading the question, anyone can buzz in, and then I will call on you, and you will give your answer. Okay? Very simple. We'll do those questions. Then we'll go to the whiteboard questions or pen and paper questions at the end, and then there will be a final question. Now, Woody, you brought this up in your game and I had already brought it up a while.

Things are out of whack. So the regular questions will be worth for this week, two points for every question. So Zach, keep track of that. When we get to the whiteboard and multiple choice questions, those will be worth one point apiece in the varying list or name these type things. That way it should even out a little more so that somebody can't pull a tailor and just know Yu-Gi-Oh! and

wipe out all the history and stuff. And absolutely storm through the village dominating by Yu-Gi-Oh! Pillaging, raping. I think the game was won and lost on the final question both nights true

no it was if you go into the final question with a big lead or something it's a big advantage because you choose how many points you bet it's like Final Jeopardy I bet all my points even though I was in the lead and lost them all the first time.

Or at least maybe Woody was in the lead. Maybe he had like 22 and I had 21 or 20 or something. And then the second time, I knew it, but I didn't risk any points. I risked zero points and knew the answer. All right, let's kick this off. This is a big deal. It's a huge deal. I feel it.

I've never won, but in spirit, I won this shit. If I lose tonight, though, who cares? So, pay no attention to a lot of the naming conventions for some of these. Shit didn't save, so just pick a box and we'll go with that.

Taylor, you have won back-to-back and Woody's Cup right now, so go ahead and kick it off. Film. All right, remember, I need to read the question. When I'm done, you can buzz in, okay? Okay. In Dr. No, Thunderball, and GoldenEye, not Casino Royale, funnily enough,

James Bond likes to live dangerously. That includes playing this casino game. Woody. Baccarat. The answer is, in fact, Baccarat. I wouldn't have guessed that. I don't know what that is. Yes, it was all Baccarat.

Here. And he'll wager everything. All right, Woody, the board is yours. 90s tunes. No, we're not stuttering. We're just looking for the double talk name of the sister from Dexter's Laboratory, Ed. Dee Dee? It is, in fact, Dee Dee and Ed.

Our first guest is on the board. Devastating. Ed, you're bored. We'll just go next to more tunes. Who were or what were the fourth wall-breaking Warner Brothers cartoon characters that,

with the help of Steven Spielberg, brought adult comedy and child education to the masses? Taylor. Animaniacs. God damn it! The answer is Animaniacs. Do you like Animaniacs? I love Animaniacs. God damn it. The answer is Animaniacs. Do you like Animaniacs? I love Animaniacs. I don't like Animaniacs.

Ditto 3. Hit us with Ditto 3. Ditto 3 it is. Sugar, spice, and everything nice makes for a hell of a cocktail. But accidentally spilling Chemical X into the mixture, you'll end up getting these badass bundles instead. Taylor. Powerpuff Girls. It is, instead. Taylor. Powerpuff Girls. It is, in fact, the Powerpuff

Girls. We have got some cartoons on the board. Yes. Big man. Big man. Who is the only person to have become and served as President of the United States without having ever won a general election for President or Vice President?

Woody. Is it Gerald Ford? I don't know, but it is, in fact, Gerald Ford. Oh. Yes, he took over for Nixon and then never won. What the fuck? All right, well, we're just going to... I'm going to clear the buzzers. Well, Kyle's there again.

How do snakes smell? Yeah, they taste the air with their tongues, right? Yes, their tongues. Damn it. I won the first click. I wanted that click. Woody got the first one. It was nice to win a click.

I won the click, and she was like, eh, let's start over. I had to reset the buzzer before it was fucked up. Excellent job, Commissioner. This thing's so rigged again. Let's do cartoons while Woody was 27. Woody, I wasn't shit either.

You were an adult job. What was happening? I was an accountant in the 90s. I didn't watch Powerpuff Girls. How old were you when you watched One Punch Man? 47. Oh, it's a different... I didn't watch any of it. I don't know what Dexter's Lab is.

I couldn't draw you a picture of Dexter. What? You're only five years older than us, and it's the 90s. I didn't have time for cartoons. Who's busy watching every movie? Kids with hammers. All right. It's Cosmo.

We're going to movie lore. Fuck. The Ents and the Lord of the Rings are a dying race, not able to reproduce because the female Ents and wives are not with them anymore. What happened to them? Jesus Christ. Taylor, you were first to buzz in.

Yeah, they left. They wandered away, and now they don't know where they are. That's correct. They simply left the Ents. Oh, that's supposed to say got tired of them. Yeah, they left. They wandered away. And now they don't know where they are. That's correct. They simply left the Ents. Oh, that's supposed to say got tired of them. Yeah, they just left. They went to the Brownlands and disappeared. They never said they were mad at Treebeard and his gang, just that they left.

Well, I mean, it's implied. They left, you know. They fucked off. Poor Ents. Treebeard says they left them. They lost them. Alright, let's hit us with TV lore. Clicking so fast. I am too. Fucking nonsense.

Where can I find me some dilithium crystals? Woody. Star Trek? Can you be a little more specific? They mine them? Kyle knows. Okay, here's what I'm going to do What do you get unless Kyle gives me a more specific answer

I'm looking for Where specifically Are they In the engine room They're what power the ship They're what they use What was that last part you said They're in the

dilithium containment field. There's a little... Alright, since these are two points apiece, we're just going to split the point in half between Woody and Kyle. A point apiece. What did you want? The warp drive. Because you were saying engine room,

so I... I thought you were looking for where they were found like it's like where do you find gasoline oh in the guest well i did say more i gave you a right you were star trek but i did say more specifically where and you would both get one point okay for no points and Kyle get both of them. That would be more fair.

I said the Warp Drive. You didn't. I didn't hear that. I heard engine room. You'll hear me say Warp Drive. I did ask repeat. I never heard Warp Drive on the second repeat. We recorded it for a reason. The reigning three-time

champ said he didn't hear it So we're just going to go on to the category of What is labeled bad movie Red, blue, green kryptonite All cause different things to happen to Superman But introduced in 2003 Yes that recently What does pink kryptonite do to Superman

Woody Makes him horny That is incorrect. Taylor, you are next. I want that to be true. It makes him gay. Fuck! I was clicking so fast!

Yes, I've never watched Superman. I should get a point for this. Yes. No, because the correct answer is turns kryptonians into homosexuals. Makes him gay. That's pretty on target. Makes him gay. Kyle, I'm sorry.

You were third on the buzz hit. I was going... Me too. I'm going to use both fingers like a paintball gun. Yeah, you're just rapid firing. Gommel. As you can see, Ed, this isn't relevant trivia. Right.

This is save the world stuff right here. Trivia is in the name. All right. Yes, exactly. It is trivia. All right. On to Super We Go. As things got mislabeled. What is the name of the spaceship you began the first Halo game on?

The one which escaped with Master Chief on board after the Covenant race attacked Planet Reach. Oh, this is the opposite of the last one. Kyle. It's the Warthog. opposite of the last one. The first Kyle. It's the Warthog.

It's the something Dawn. It's the something Dawn. It is the something something. Yeah, that's my guess. The Dawn. Woody. I'm going to piggyback on Kyle's answer and say something Dawn because he did it to me. Okay, that's the wrong word. But your hint is that a me. That's the wrong word.

Your hint is that a season... Here's the hint. A season is in the name of the ship. Spring dawn. Autumnist. The winter... Kyle, you want to give a one-shot? The autumn dawn autumn the autumn dawn well you got the right

Ed got the right word it is in fact the pillar of autumn there is no taking the point no no there will be no point I'm just saying there will be no point there will be no point I've appropriated the point I agree throw a point on there for Ed.

You got a smiley face. You'll be happy with it. I'm wearing it. We just did gaming, right? We didn't do gaming. I thought that was the halo. They're mislabeled. If you don't stop and look both ways, you just might die.

This actor famously killed a mother and daughter after having a head-on collision with them in Northern Ireland. Facing five years in prison, they got bumped down to careless driving at a $175 fee. Taylor. Colin Farrell. Matthew Broderick. Sir, you've spoken out of turn.

You were next, but I will call upon you so there's not an incident. Fucking game master. Wait, wait, wait. Call on me. I think I know it. No, no. Carl gets it. I'm just saying you might have... I'm next in line. I said Matthew Broderick. Oh, do you see? Do you see that? I can't see what you see.

Do you see that you're next in line on the buzzer thing? Yeah. Oh, okay then. Okay. Okay. Good answer. You said Colin Farrell? I just guessed. I thought he was Irish. It was a good guess. Whatever the next thing is,

I picked that. We. These microscopic intelligent life forms were introduced to a pre-existing film franchise, taking away the mystic magic that anyone could be special and instead showcasing you had to be born with this crap in your system to be one of these mystic monks.

Woody. Mitochlorian? Something close to that. Mitochlorians. It is Mitochlorians. It's the one Star Wars trivia I would know. It is Star Wars.

What it takes to be a Jedi, your Mitochlorian count in your blood. Early in the show you could study and become What it takes to be a Jedi, your midichlorian count in your blood. But not anymore. Early in the show, you could study and become a Jedi, and then it became this, like, your midichlorian count is high, and that crushed my hope of ever becoming one.

Yeah, they really did away with the whole magic part of oh, I believe in the Force, and that's like, no, you need to have this in your blood. But if I take nine pills a day! If you take nine pills a day, you can boost your midichlorian count. You can be plus throwing midichlorian all over the place. Alright.

Onto the Wii. Yes, good choice. In this multiplayer game variant of Magic the Gathering, you pick a single hero slash legendary creature and build a deck around them. Their color and abilities using only 100 cards. Kyle. Commander.

That is in fact correct. Kyle nails the MTG question while Taylor face palms very hard. Oh my god, how did you get faster than me? That's what Kyle's been thinking this whole time. I'm just clicking as fast as I can. I've been complaining the whole game. You lose one

and you're like face palming. Yeah, because it's about... Oh, it doesn't feel good to lose one that you... Move along. Next fucking one. Next fucking one. Which UFC fighter has the most title fight wins? And I will say

bonus guess. We'll do this as a second part of the question. First, I want the first part. Woody. Gotta be John Jones. He's been doing title fights for 10 years now. That is correct. It is John Jones.

Now, Woody, you are supposed to answer. That was so, why did I say it like that? And that was a slur. I'm having a stroke. Bonus point. If you can guess the number you get within one point, I'll give you. I'll throw 10 up there. Okay, Kyle.

It's not 16, is it? Taylor. 12. And Ed. Eight. Kyle gets it. It's 15. It's 15, It's 15.

Got it within one. One point to Kyle and Woody gets the two for John Jones. Damn. That's fair. That's a fair allocation. I still have my point for Autumn. No, no. That was a smiley face.

He'll take it and accept it. Continue the category, whoever's in charge of it. I'm sorry. I'm not. Save, I think. I think we're on save. Yeah, Woody got it. What was the name of the first YouTube video ever? God damn it.

Well, the answer's there. The answer's there, so I'm just going to skip that. I was clicking like crazy. Me too. It was in the question. That was on Reddit this week. I watched it.

I watched it this week too. Did you guys know that though before being refreshed on it? I would have said at the zoo would have been my answer. Wow. What a student of the craft we have here. What a student of the craft we have here.

It's unfortunately me at the zoo. Alright, let's see if there's any more fuck-ups. While he's not drowned... Wow. I'm having a stroke. While he's not down at the university, you can find this guy at your park's basketball court like he did back in the day on the N1 Mixtape

Tour. Woody. The professor. The professor. I don't know what that is. I was going to guess Shaq because I knew he got a business degree or something. I was hoping it was hot sauce.

Is that a basketball? Yeah. Take us to the multiple choice. Let's go to... There is no multiple choice. You guys need to brain it up. I thought these... While it may be stored in the gallbladder,

please tell me which part of the body or organ actually produces bile. Taylor. Pancreas. That is incorrect. Woody. The appendix. The worthless part of the body that we cut out. That is incorrect. No. The worthless part of the body that we cut out. That is incorrect.

The liver? I'm next. Yep, that is correct. So you need to remember back to that X-Files episode called Shy? I think it's Shy Guy or something like that, or Too Shy, where he eats the livers and he creates that nest of

vile and newspaper clippings. It's real good. It's vile. I'll continue the category. That sounds good. Team Tate is falling apart here. What is the unique winning chant popularized last year by a previously failing NBA

organization that culminates in all nearby pilots needing to wear their aviators even while flying at night? Woody. Light the beam. Light the beam! Light the beam! That's not cringy. There has to be a dumb question in there for me.

I thought it would be lame. Alright, on to the next one. It's old now, but before YouTube existed, this particular Flash-based video slash game website featuring its prominent tank logo all over was top dog for some of the original internet hits.

Newgrounds. It is in fact Newgrounds. Oh, I thought it was CoffeeBreak.com or whatever. Remember that one? You mean Break.com? I think it was coffeebreak.com or whatever. Remember that one? You mean break.com? It's just break.com. I think it was coffeebreak.com. I just don't know what that is. That 3D tank.

Oh, I know what game you're talking about. I know what game you're talking about. Oh, well. Next up. Next up is Save, I believe. Did we just do that? No. In 1928, this fella had a great year.

He began construction on his New York City Art Deco building named after him and also acquired Dodge. Woody. Carnegie? That is incorrect. Kyle. Sears. That's in Chicago.

That is also incorrect. I thought this was an easy one. Taylor. Sears. That's in Chicago. That is also incorrect. I thought this was an easy one. Taylor. Rockefeller. That Rockefeller building in New York. Ed, final one. I don't know. Ayako couldn't ask.

Okay, I'm going to reread one part emphatically. Also acquired Dodge. Chrysler. Ed gets the point. The Chrysler building. Yeah, the man's name's Chrysler. Oh, yeah. Thanks for that.

Taylor, is that how you spell Chrysler? Yes. Okay. It's not how I spell it. Ouch. I have a disagreement with Mr. Chrysler? Yes. It's not how I spell it. I have a disagreement with Mr. Chrysler. It's only how the people that spell it correctly do.

Take it up with the man himself. Oh, we got flags. All right. Got some flags. Everybody get ready. What country's flag is this? Norway. That is incorrect. Woody? Sweden.

That is also incorrect. Taylor? Netherlands. Incorrect. We're really narrowing down that area of Europe. They're white. We know they're white. Guess Switzerland. Not a bad guess. That is incorrect. I think we only have one guess. That is incorrect. I think we only have one left.

It is Denmark. Fuck. You do what you can. You do what you can. And it's time to name that flag. God damn, why did that happen? Why did that happen? I'm memorizing the title.

All right. Everybody, let's just get our whiteboards out. God damn, why did that happen? Why did that happen? I'm memorizing the topics. All right. Everybody, let's just get our whiteboards out. There was only one question left anyway. The last flag. I don't know. I don't even know why that happened, so let's just go here. I don't like flags anyway. Yeah.

Well, if I don't win this. Who got the last one? Oh, nobody got it. Oh, Ed, you got the Chrysler question, though, so you're going to go ahead and pick which of these categories you would like to venture into. These are pen and paper categories, so there'll be lots of writing to do. Drive like a bat.

I thought you'd be nice. Good night. Solid. Let's hope it doesn't fucking break. List five car models that are named after animals. Fuck. That is not an animal. Oh, geez.

Five of them? Right. I mean, there's a lot more than five. There's at least two. Is there something like Dodd-Wolf? Zach, let's put like 30 more seconds on it. God damn it.

I did say name five, so it shouldn't take that long if you know it. Mm-hmm. Oh, I like this. All right. We're coming up on the end of our time here in a second. Yep, all right, minutes ticked over. I think we're going to have to go pens down, boys. Ed, I was going to say wait for you because you're the ringer here.

We've got Mustang from Ed, Viper, Cougar. What's that one? Murguilago? Murguilago. Or it's also a bull, and Mira is also a bull. Interesting. I did not think of Spanish names, nor did any reference I pulled up. Okay.

Let's go with Taylor, Bronco, Viper, Panda, Fiat Panda, Firebird, and Thunderbird. I knew it from watching Top Gear Jeremy Clarkson's like

Mustang, Pinto Raptor, Jaguar and Viper okay cool and Kyle's yours are backwards so you're gonna have to read them for us Mustang, Spider, Stingray Thunderbird

and Firebird. Okay, I believe... Taylor, can I see yours again? I don't think Firebird is technically a bird. I am really. Oh. It's a mythical

creature. It's meant to be a phoenix. There is no phoenix. It's an animal, though. I just wrote down, nobody got Ram, which was shocking. Cool that Woody got Pinto. Poodle's a good one. Woody, I believe Woody gets five. I think Kyle gets five.

Ed, I'm going to give you three. I'm going to give you five. You gave Ed three? He got the first three are English. You think he deserves five? Wait, they're English? They can't be in English. We all wrote in English. No, Ed gave two.

Lamborghini uses the names of bulls, breeds of bulls. You're right. The bull one I can confirm. So I'll give you four. The Murcielago. If that's true, I take your word, you'll get five. Yeah. Very true. All right.

Egg gets five. So everybody gets five except Taylor gets four. Taylor gets four. Firebird is not an animal. Kyle got one for Firebird. No, he cheated. He put six answers down, so he got five. He got five real answers, if I recall.

How does Thunderbird count and Firebird count? Thunderbird is a thing. Oh, I didn't know that. It's dead now. But apparently it lived once, so that's okay. It's ridiculous. I mean, that's how I got Raptor. Not to split hairs!

Raptors exist. They're birds of prey. It means Falcons are raptors. Oh, I forgot about raptor, yeah. Technically, raptor's not a fair answer. I think we all tied, so let's just do top down. I'd say waterfowl. No, Taylor. Did we all tie?

Yeah, Taylor, you lost. You got four. Nice try, though. Who got five? Oh, are we doing more of these? I think Woody was technically the most correct, so... I thought you didn't get five, Kyle. Woody's like, you are six things down. Shit, I'll do U.S. Presidents then.

No, Kyle got five. Okay, well, then you can make the pick. This is going to be a big one. Yep. It's actually not that big. List in chronological order. I just need the names. You can really shorthand it. You don't have to write the full names. A lot of them are initials. List in chronological order. I just need the names. You can really shorthand it. You don't have to write the full names. A lot of them are initials.

List in chronological order the U.S. presidents from World War II to present day, not including Biden. You will get awarded a point for every one in the correct order. I'm embarrassingly bad at this. This is going to make me look like a fool.

Just work backwards or forwards. You can figure them out. Honestly, you could do forwards and backwards and fuck up the middle. Strategy. Pretty pissed some of my questions are missing.

I'll have to pull them up a different way i'm embarrassed too we're gonna have to like self score this thing it's getting ridiculous yeah I have an answer right now somehow we're done with the buzzer huh yeah well I have two questions I'll let you guys

buzz in for I don't know why they're not popping up so I'll just read them after this and then we'll go back to the whiteboard ones I think I probably missed some of these. There'll be no time limit on this since it is a big ask. There'll be no humming. There won't be no joy Frenchman do you guys need more time?

yeah I'm still writing that I mean I didn't get them all I just don't have any more. I'm not going to get smarter in the next minute. I'm not going to find presidents. Hang on. I'm still writing them down. It's his name.

All right. I think I don't know about my order of some of these. I'm ready, though. it's messy okay all right but there's most ready connecting the matrix in his mind the loop all right can i go first? Sure. I got Trump, Obama twice, then Bush twice, then Clinton twice, then Bush, then Carter, then Reagan twice, then Ford, then Nixon, then Johnson, then Truman, then Kennedy. And then I felt pressured. Okay. Let's go on to Ed. I went out of order with Ford and LBJ, so he beat me.

Can we please see your paper? He didn't get them right, so don't use him as the basis. But I didn't get better than him. Why are we so low-efforting this? Let me see the paper. I tried so hard. I tried. Let's No, I know you didn't.

Let's go off Taylor's next. FDR, Eisenhower, Kennedy, Nixon, Ford, Johnson, Carter, Reagan, Bush, Clinton, Bush, Obama, Trump. All right, keep yours up for a second. Taylor, I'm pretty sure off memory you've got them all right, except one is out of the route. One is misplaced. Woody, go. I put Eisenhower, Johnson, JFK, Nixon. What does that say? Ford, Carter, Reagan. I almost forgot Bush, Clinton, then Bush, Obama, Trump.

This is hard to see with the glare. It's all good uh zach gonna need your help on this one because there's a lot to look at here here's the answer you made this mess yeah but you're writing backwards most right you're writing backwards edge using a highlighter and it's right ways on my camera like when i look at it it looks right all right here it is it's fdr truman took over when he died then it's white eisenhower jfk who was assassinated then came lbj nixon ford carter reagan hw clinton bush barack trump. I think the only thing Taylor got wrong was you put Johnson further down the line. Not disqualified.

He got to Carter. He went backwards to Carter correctly. I went backwards to... He also gets the other ones. FDR is right. Eisenhower is right. JFK is right. Let us know who won.

Yeah, Zach, if you could just two. We're just going to base this out of 10 instead. Actually, it's out of 14. I remember now. It's 14. So, Taylor, what do you got? 11? Alright, we'll just do some honor

Taylor got 13 Ed how many do you get I can't read yours 10 You got 10 Okay and Kyle I'm not really even sure how to count Well go in both directions

Tell me which numbers you're stuck on And I'll give you the order Well I said Trump Obama Obama Bush Bush go in both directions and see where you you're stuck on and I'll give you the order well I went I said Trump Obama Obama Bush Bush Clinton Clinton Bush Carter the Reagan Ford Nixon Johnson Truman well you messed up right there because

he goes Bush Reagan Carter okay so I don't know how back to Clinton no yeah you got back to hw correctly is what he's saying because then you inverted reagan and carter and then he's saying from starting with fdr how many of those in ascending order did you get correct that many all right so zero i have zero. I have no idea.

I have no idea. How would I know I don't have an answer key in front of me, right? I just had to. You made me fill out a test. There's the answer key right there. What my score is. So you said FDR and then two. Zach says he's got the scores.

Good, good. Great. Oh, wait, I'm going to read these. Zach says he's got the scores Good Good Oh wait I'm gonna read these Shit Nice Did Taylor win I think Yeah Taylor won

Ah crap Greek humor I had two more questions I'm just gonna read them and i want you to uh you can actually just write them all down we'll just do this for a whiteboard too because the buzzers i shut that down so for this question uh the first one is though only the stuff of urban legends it's rumored that this car model sold very poorly in Spanish-speaking countries because its name in Spanish literally means no-go or not going. So you can all write your answers down on the whiteboards. What car model is this?

This is a two-point question, so we'll make it two points, even though there's no buzzer. Okay. Kyle's done. How about everybody else? I've heard this, but I don't remember it. I said El Camino? Okay. It is the fact Chevy Nova, no as in no, and va as in going in Spanish. What does El Camino mean while I'm learning things?

The Camino. It's a freaking bad movie. Doesn't Camino mean like walk? Go walk? I don't know. Alright, one more question then we'll get back to the big whiteboard ones.

The poor design of this car's fuel tank placement meant that even in low-speed crashes, the resulting accident would lead to catastrophic explosions and car-engulfing flames, while trapped inside because your car crumpled up and twisted after being hit in the rear. What is this car? Is it the Gremlin? No. In fact, not the Gremlin. Everybody else got their answers ready. Taylor?

Got it. Pinto? Ed? Pinto? Woody? I put Silverado. That's your try. Was this a personal question for you? I have a memory of it being hit from the side in some consumer reports, faked video or something. I bet Ed's memory of it being hit from the side in some consumer report's faked video or something.

I bet Ed's heard of this. The Pintos would explode. Yeah. I knew it was a cheap little car. They put the fuel tank behind the rear axle. I'm surprised because you named the Pinto in the animal question. I didn't think anyone guessed that on the animal. There was this controversy.

I think it was like US Consumer Reports or something and they actually rigged a truck to explode and acted like it really happened naturally and people got mad. Trying to remember the details, but anyway. I do really appreciate the questions

to make this. I tried to make it a fair fight and throw a little in there. That was awfully kind of you think oh okay the greek physician hypocrites as an american would say believes that the body had four humors bodily fluids that were responsible for illnesses and personality traits it was the harmony and balance or imbalance of them that made up you or the things wrong with you? What were the four humors? And everybody

write these and do not reveal your answers until everyone is done, please. Larry David, Seinfeld, George Carlin, Red Fox. I don't even know. I have no idea. I have no idea what form the answer might take.

Well, there's a number and a list. What were the four humans? I wrote down four words that might be It worked out for that Yu-Gi-Oh! question. What did you say last trivia with the Yu-Gi-Oh question. What did you say last trivia with the Yu-Gi-Oh that cracked my shit up? The name of...

Gurgle. Gurgle. That actually could be one for this. I have a guess. Looks like Ed's still writing. Ed, are you almost done? I just put blood and bile. I don't know what to do. Okay.

All right. Taylor got blood, bile I just put blood and bile. I don't know what to do. Okay. Blood and bile. All right. Taylor got blood, bile, semen, and water. I said blood, bile, saliva, and urine. These are what humors are? That's what Hippocrates said. Happy, sad, excited, and horny.

I didn't know. It was correlated to a fluid. Ed, what did you put? Bodily fluids. Blood bile. I skipped over that part emotionally. Emotionally. We'll reveal the answers here.

They were blood, phlegm, yellow bile, and black bile. Those made up who you were. That's why bloodletting was a thing. So bile, we get two, right? You will get one. You will get one. I didn't want to waste the ink. Taylor, Ed,

and Kyle all get two. Woody, while I appreciate the emotions you shared, I cannot award points for that. Pissed, angry, frustrated, annoyed. I really didn't see phlegm coming there. It would have taken me

50 guesses to get to phlegm. Ed, why don't you... Kyle, you pick category. Apocalypse Now. Oh, no. I haven't seen that. These are all apocalypse slash world-ending works of entertainment. Put them in the order of what year their

apocalypse has happened not the release date of the movie book or game but of when in this fictional world the world ends you've got Terminator The Last of Us Snowpiercer and WALL-E an extra point if you get if you want to throw the years

on all of these or ballpark years if you want to throw the years on all of these or ballpark years. If you get close, you know. It's worth it. I know one of the years, I think. Ooh. No, they can't be right. This will be interesting.

Dun-dun-dun. Dun-dun-dun. Oh, shit. I'm done, whatever. Kyle has locked in his answers. Woody has locked in his answers. We are waiting on Ed and Taylor. I'm going to take that as Ed is done. Taylor? I'm switching. I'm inverting these two real quick.

Ed has been disqualified by revealing his answers immediately. I really struggle because I've never seen all of them. Next time. Alright, Taylor's just going with it. He's got The Last of Us, Terminator, Snowpiercer, and WALL-E.

Ed has Last of Us, WALL-E, Snowpiercer and Terminator Kyle you have Terminator, Last of Us Snowpiercer, WALL-E Woody Terminator, Last of Us, Snowpiercer WALL-E, the same order you have

nobody want to throw any dates on I said 1997 for the Terminator Apocalypse I believe it was in August those are the answers I said 1997 for the Terminator Apocalypse. Okay. I believe it was in August. Those are the answers. That changed! Hang on.

I got it right. I would have got it right if I hadn't switched. Woody and I got it correct. You got 100% right. If you want to check, Sarah Connor says it. Google, when was the original Terminator apocalypse? Judgment Day. When was Judgment Day?

Because that's the answer. I thought it was 97. I guess. Well, you got all the points. I don't know what we're waiting for in silence. I got two points, Zach. I got Snowpiercer and Wally, but I inverted Terminator and Last of Us. And I think Ed got

one? One of them was in order if you eliminate the other three. Yep, he gets one. Alright. And we'll end it with Don't kill Fido

August of 97 is one of the judgment day answers Kyle it still would have been right I got 2003 out of the two movies list for me only five things you cannot feed your dog without killing them please start with the most well known things

and what I mean by that is pick the five you know definitively. Do not list 20 things and say that's your answer. You get five to go with. You only get five. Can we be pedantic with it? Like arsenic. I will DQ you.

Okay. Just because you're a reigning champ does not mean you can besmirch the game. I don't think he's reigning champ does not mean you can besmirch the game. I don't think he's a reigning champ. I think Kyle is. No. No, he's won every trivia we've done, including the Woody's Cup. Alright. Today we're all playing for second in Woody's Cup.

Alright. I'm the reigning champ because the most recent game was the Woody's Cup. Woody is both the arbiter and the champion. If you don't like it, you don't have to play in the Cup. It's his game. These are his rules. I'm a terrible dog owner, apparently. This is going to be alarming

if some people don't know some of these and have been feeding their dogs certain things. This is an educational portion of the show. I watched the stupid video this week that you based this off of. I don't know what video you're talking about. Again, this is like with the YouTube video.

This is just something I know. It comes up a lot when people are feeding things to my dog. I saw one of these short Instagram things, and I only remember one of them. No, I don't use Instagram or TikTok. I'm sorry. I saw one of these short Instagram things and I only remember one of them I don't use Instagram or TikTok I'm sorry I'm done

these are things people just should know don't be killing your dogs hold on there are other people writing I'm trying to shut that down though ruin your lead alright let's wrap it up here in 10 seconds folks I said 5 ruin your lead. All right, let's wrap it up here in 10 seconds, folks.

I said five. And we're done. All right, Kyle's confident. Let's go. I'm not confident. I said cocoa, chocolate, onions, grapes, antifreeze, blueberries, and almonds. Okay.

Taylor? I put grapes, chocolate, hazelnuts, alcohol, and almonds. Okay. Taylor? I put grapes, chocolate, hazelnuts, alcohol, cashews. Interesting. Add one with chocolate, grapes, and antifreeze. They both put antifreeze. That kills people, too.

Some of the poisons, I mean, I'm just as bad. I put chocolate, motrin, and grapes, and then lye. I started running out of shit. Glass. Glass. That's a good point for glass.

Absolutely. Under no circumstances. Don't feed your dogs a bowl of lye, antifreeze, and glass. What were you looking for here? You got a combination of all grapes, antifreeze, and glass. What were you looking for here? You got a combination of all. Grapes, onions, chives, things like that. Macadamia nuts, chocolate, dark chocolate, and garlic. What the fuck is et cetera?

Well, there's obviously a lot of minor things. The major things. You got several of them. Calm down. How many exactly did everyone get? Yeah, garlic and glass are like the same. Taylor got three.

I'm not going to count alcohol and cashews. Ed got two because I'm not counting antifreeze. Kyle, I don't know. Again, am I going to get two for cocoa and chocolate? I listed them separately. No.

I'm checking. I'm checking. I thought he wrote more on five. But in order of importance, let the commissioner notice that Cadbury eggs, Hershey's Mounds. Actually, Mounds

is a good one because that's dark chocolate taylor zach i can help you i got five darks worse yeah yeah darks worse what do you got five no he didn't get no way if i don't get alcohol he doesn't get fucking glass he does not get glass he gets a smiley face like edgar horn feed your dog glass that is not anywhere near my smiley face that is barely enough. Feed your dog glass. That is not anywhere near my smiley face. That is barely enough. Glass is way worse to feed your dog than antifreeze. So how many points did everyone get?

Dogs spit out glass. That's right there. 43. Why are you giving Ed 3? Absolutely. We're not putting antifreeze in there. If Ed gets antifreeze, I get antifreeze. Yeah, we're not putting antifreeze. That is not one.

You should not be feeding your dog poison. You're not getting your dog's poison or glass. This is why you not do this. I should get two for lie. That stuff's awful. You got nothing for lie. Alright, let's look at the point totals we've got here. You making soap over there?

Woody 37. Are they really tied with the proper points at the end just then? Okay. This is kind of fucking bananas. Woody 37. Kyle 37. Taylor 38. Ed's still in this with 29 because Final Jeopardy is a wager round.

It doesn't matter until the end. Only the last question counts. This is a hard question. Yeah. Put your wagers down. All right. So we write down on our paper. We don't get the category?

The category is, yes, the category is history slash the naming of things. The roots for why something came to be. It's etymology. Everything. 37 is what I'm risking. Well, then I have to risk 37 or I won't even win. That's right.

That's right. That's right. I like this. I got my wager down. That's right. That's right. That's right. That's right. I like this. I like this. All right. I got my wager down. Ed, do you have your wager written down? I do, if you can believe it.

Okay. Hopefully this does not break, and this just works. Not inside the local mall, but after living in Honduras, O. Henry coined this term for a small country dependent on a single export. What was that term? Zach, roll the music! Roll the music!

Fuck! That is incorrect. He said, you should have wagered more. I should have wagered more on this. I'm almost positive I know it. Kyle in deep thought over there. I don't know it. No.

Hence the deep thought. How many points did you get? That's for the reveal at the end. Alright, one more tunes. I like the tunes. Alright. Alright, I'm ready. Hey, hang on.

Kyle hasn't written anything yet. Kyle, are you seeing him in deep thought? Okay, I'm done. Alright. Okay. I risked it all and I was good I thought you were reverse psychology people no I have no Oh Taylor's got it it's a banana republic I also have been oh Jesus Taylor really zero it was a I got it, but I didn't bet anything. A banana republic. I thought it was going to be like,

is it etymology of a word? Yeah, I did say etymology and history. It was as broad as I could get without it. I told you it's scripted. He gets to win them all. That's the agreement we made. I called the winner before the game.

I can't believe you measured everything. I thought you were tricking them by going, Oh, you have to bet. I thought you were tricking. You're going to bet nothing. I thought Woody knew banana Republic and that he wrote 37 down and was going to get a nice.

People need to understand the business arrangement. Kyle and I get the money. Taylor gets the trivia wins. If we thought it was fair. That's fair. Bragging rights. Four and all. Oh my god.

That's a seven game series sweep. I love that we were right there though. We were right there Woody. It came down to that bullshit. I have 37 points and I knew the final answer. That's it. That's it. Wow. If you had just wagered all of it, you'd be the winner tonight. that's it wow

if you had just wagered all of it you'd be the winner tonight I've never gotten the last question right you've ruined my night you've made mine how are you going to make it home yeah I didn't even notice

how about that? How many years have y'all been doing this? 12-ish maybe? Holy cow. How do you evaluate the success of it? Trivia wins. 13.

I don't do that. That's all. Yeah. I just do it. People are still listening hell yeah that's are there metrics that you pay attention to there are metrics i don't pay attention to chiz has an eye on almost the same thing yeah they're similar but it's you know it's it's an odd thing this to make a career out of right like talking to the internet i don't like telling people i went car shopping and the

the salesman's asking me what i do for a living and i was like i don't work very much he's like yeah but what do you do and i was like i you know i just work part-time i'm semi-retired yeah but what do you do like why are you so fucking nosy? Are you eyeing me up for what I can pay? Have you seen me dodge this question three fucking times? I didn't actually say all that, but it was just like, yeah, I'd rather not say.

Yeah, I'd rather not say what I'm doing because then you're going to ask the name of it. I'm an embarrassment to me. Yes. Well, you know, in my world of car YouTubing, Doug DeMuro continued to write $150 articles for websites so that he could say that he was a journalist for a long time.

I sold Rob Dahm a Lamborghini and had to fill out a credit application for him while I worked at Lamborghini Atlanta. And he was super embarrassed to have to itemize the AdSense money in order to qualify for the loan on the Lamborghini that he was buying. And this was before I even dreamt of it as a personal profession, but it's wild, the opportunities that it presents and the fun of the people that he gets to introduce us to. So I'm grateful to have been invited this evening.

Yeah, thanks for coming. I'm glad you came. I had a fun time. Very glad. Thanks for doing our trivia with us. It was a lot of fun. I'm going to say that word for it. Although there's clearly something going on with the trivia. Yeah. Right. It didn't feel legitimate.

Me blowing it back out, Kyle, in every single one. Seems a little scripted, kind of like the NBA, how it comes down to the wire and then the same team always wins. That's all I'm saying. 37-37-38, but just give you a layup. Call me Tim Donahue. You didn't know. Exactly, exactly.

He had to DM you, I bet. He sent you some side messages. I could have so easily put a one into that zero. I could have made it ten. He sent you banana emojis and shit over there. Alright, boys. Check out VinWiki.

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