Painkiller Already - PKA 696 W/ Harley: Joe Biden Beat Cornpop, Israel Strikes Iran, Game Adaptation Top 10

Episode Date: April 20, 2024

pka 696 with our guest harley taylor this episode of pka is brought to you by pharaohdistro.com lock and load and blue chew three wonderful sponsors we've got harley back everyone's favorite top j great guy thanks for joining us last time i saw harley i was on his show yeah yeah gotta have you back actually gotta have you all back i realized that my show is dependent on pka in many ways in the sense that those episodes are the ones popping the most oh really oh yeah people say you're more relaxed woody say that again you're more relaxed on my show and i i agree i agree i got off the when you came on you i was like man woody's pretty chill dude i've been nervous about tonight's show i i i'm kind of low energy this afternoon and i felt like

i feel like i'm going into a game and i know i'm gonna have a bad performance that's the mindset that today's podcast yes i don't know how you do 696 of these and you're like fuck tonight's gonna be great dude i was showering with jackie like you graduated you've been here as many times as you would be to graduate high school we've done 1200 shows when you count pkn and uh i'm talking to jackie and i'm just like i've done this 1200 plus times and i'm like i don't know if i got it but here i am so we'll lift you up king don't worry that's what she said that's what jackie told me she's like you're not alone if you have an off night let them carry you yeah you have an elite. She's like, you're not alone. If you have an off night, let them carry you. Yeah, you have an elite fire squad here.

I do. You're good. I have a question for you, Harley. Very serious question. Would you rather die from erotic? Let's say you die of auto-erotic asphyxiation. You die that way. I choke myself while

jerking off me and the boys come in we find you there in the hotel we were about to do a big show together there you are dead on the floor pants around your ankles big old cock in your hand clearly belt wrapped around i think i'm do you want us to call and report and just walk out of the room and have the authorities come and find you and that story get out and your family to know that's how you died or do you want us to pull your pants up and act like you killed yourself?

Oh yeah, do you want to be known for suicide or autoerotic as Fiske? But the thing is Harley like now your family, your friends, your loved ones, like whoever is going to think like how did I not see the signs? Because there were no signs because you didn't mean to. Of course they didn't but they is going to think like how did i not see the signs because there were no signs because you didn't mean to of course they didn't but they're going to hold that against themselves maybe especially the people closest to you your most beloved so i

ask you which would you prefer to go you know you said you guys you said you came in i'm there i i choked myself out yeah jerking off and so my dick's hard no it's gone flaccid now that's the thing when it's soft you can't if it's like if you came in and it was soft stop it Taylor

how do I get roped into this move over Taylor I got this what he just immediately it's part again is the cock whisperer the dead cock whisperer do it on a dead guy i'll be impressed the dead epic mealtime guy so what was your answer where are you gonna well i am serious like if you guys come in a small uh soft cock i don't that's small soft cock i don't want you guys seeing that. I don't want anyone to know. That's the thing that would go.

I would lie on your behalf. I would be like, yeah, it was ginormous. It was huge. He also said that I'd threaten the coroner with a gun. I'd be like, no one can know about this. As far as you know, we have the biggest circumcised cock in the whole Jewishish community the biggest

and then also people being like like my friends and family uh they they would be like oh shit he did that they wouldn't be like oh the signs weren't there they'd be like yeah i guess you would pretty freaky guy he would do some shit like that it's the internet strangers like i don't want it on the subreddit like i don't want it there like that's what i don't want you're looking down from heaven oh fuck oh they're bullying me on the subreddit yeah you're not into you're not into choking stuff then choking myself uh i never i never i never choked myself like solo and i think there would be a a drastic power shift if i were to be choked and i never just choke someone but like i don't want to be choked i don't like to be attacked or someone trying to hurt me during sex i don't find that i find that

like you don't attack you just sort of slowly squeeze and cut off the blood supply yeah i don't want to hit the trachea that's not cool i just i don't like you know like sometimes like uh let's say they they tie you down and they get on top i'm thinking he does yeah i'm seeing it i'm sorry no i don't i don't i don't want uh i don't want them to do that i'm like no you you sit down i'm i'm gonna slowly undress did he ask the question i don't think i know the answer i think i'd rather be found jacking off you know like it'd be much more upsetting for all you get to leave a letter you like to leave a letter no you didn't leave a letter we could forge one i suppose but i think we're gonna mess that up what do you we all have

very recognizable handwriting frankly yeah i think i would choose i choose the boner thing because then people around me they'd be like the truth you want people to know the truth you want people to know that you auto-disposited and died oh so it's not like i killed myself that's not the other no that well that is we can pull your no you fake it let the world believe no that's gonna compromise you guys no no no we would just pull your pants up and say we found you and end of story yeah no i i should do it i move the lotion we move the tissues that's no it should be me that's not criminal realistically you can't be in a position where they're questioning you about another dead friend of yours sitting in a chair i really i don't that is dark all right i can't have any of that happen i can't you have you guys doing it i can't have

my family being like we should have been nicer to him just i jerked off i killed myself and i that's that's what happened i fucked i made a boo-boo it would just be you and david carradine you'd be the two legends yeah if i did that i think the better option would be for you guys to like stage a break-in and that i was killed in some sort of violent conflict that i almost won all right we're not like now wow there must have been eight ten guys in here he was yeah it seems uh francis was just in here seems he was attacked while fucking 50 hot supermodel babes yeah what would you pick auto asphyxiation or or suicide oh god i think i let's let him know

the truth let him know the truth just just i mean like like maybe as long as like if there was some weird porn going on that i was like also watching you turn that shit off but but i guess they i guess they need to know what if it's not weird but it's gay that would be whatever turn it off that's not even embarrassing yeah that's what i'm saying like whatever the porn is turn it off like i could to draw a final prank on you is final prank on you on there I'm gonna I'm not gonna assume you don't you don't frequent the gay porn sites

often so you'd be like gay black in the search and then just hit the first link with your eyes closed you don't want to yeah you can't be browsing because then at that point he's dead over there and you're like scrolling through gay porn on porn up for however long until you put yourself in his headspace framing him to be probably a video on how to revive yourself i need a lot of porn in about 30 the first 30 seconds of a how to revive yourself video on

youtube be honest so would any of you guys have you ever choked yourself during jerking off no like that you understand how you would even do it without it potentially david carradini you what do you didn't because your reaction looked like someone who's lying that they didn't because i was like you ever took off and you were like i was thinking well i guess what happened as you were talking i was like answering the question and then when you got to yourself i was like oh no i haven't done that yeah i i i guess i'm gonna check it out after this not like as soon as i get off i'm gonna go whack off but i'm looking is it gonna be better another thing i heard is great uh like ejaculating through your butt through uh like a prostate uh i never not not interesting to me at all it's like like putting something in your ass and just coming from prostate stimulation

yeah well your dick's not even is that what it's called did you coin that you guys got new merch if that if you made that word i was like you got new merch every time i think i've coined a phrase we google it and it's like shit remember what was the uh what was my arabic fucking burger joint that i came up with oh chic shack i was like it? Yeah, it existed. Holy shit. Sissygasm is a category on Pornhub. There you go.

I bet there's a good subreddit there for you, Woody. Sissygasm. R slash sissy. Oh shit, R slash sissy. How long did it take you to learn how to sissygasm? Well, goddamn. How long did it take?

Practice makes perfect. Think about the Google results. I got to work out today. I got to take care of this thing, that thing, and then I'm going to practice coming from my ass. I got to go. I got to sissygasm at 6 p.m. Have a nice healthy dinner.

Yeah. Your dick's not even being played with. You just want to come with something in your ass? Well, I think there would be different stages right like like if you're a a day if you're a purist then there would be no stimulation of the of the penis right that's wow that's like a bj with no hands that's how monks even crazier that's how that's how i it that would be would that be a power that you would want to be able to to just make orgasm hands-free anytime? Like with the power of your mind. If I still have to become?

No, you're spat everywhere, yeah. Lots of girls can do that. No, it's just a power. You can do whatever you want. It's the power of come. It's a plus one. There's no negative to it. Yeah, I'll take an additional power. It's just an ability.

But now you can't read. You'd lose your spelling superpower. Can you learn to read again? You can never focus. You're just coming all the time. It's one of those devil deals where... What is it called when girls... No hands come. They just sit there and make it happen.

You guys aren't familiar with this? This is a fairly common Not that familiar with women coming at all. Without doing something with their pants or wiggling their thighs. No, that's what they do. They slide forward a little bit so their pants put pressure on their clit and pussy.

That's called masturbation. But it's a hands-free thing you can do during class you might want to head on over to our hold the moan i'm sure there's some ladies over there who are squeezing their thighs together or like on the treadmill getting off or something like that i bet a lot of girls who bite come the whole time i don't know how oh yeah i don't like that i don't like that them coming on their bike you don't like on their oh but i thought you said bite bicycle bite i think they said bite i was like i like when they wait how about this how much money i don't want to be hurt at all what kind of superpower would it take or what sort of money in a trade-off would it take that you can only come from sissygasms oh your life what life what do i your penis withers dude okay

it doesn't wither it doesn't wither it stays the same but it's you're coming through your ass but i could still fuck with my dick i just wouldn't come unless unless i stimulated my it's like got the same sensitivity as like your arm now like all your pleasures coming from your butthole see i don't like that at all like you're basically taking the question well i wouldn't want it i wouldn't trade it i wouldn't i wouldn't take the trade no matter what you were giving me i suppose because it's almost like i'd rather be dead because i always say if i lost my dick i would you know probably rather be be dead and not have a dick that's fair yeah and that's basically what you're saying content creator

if that happened by the way i i don't it's too late for the hormones to work and i but you don't i've gone the other way so hard with the hormones yeah but muscle mommies are in you'd make a great muscle mom oh my committed to it don't make i don't want to be a muscle mommy that's right he's too old you start using you start using firearms again. You're like that wasn't me and don't dead name me. Start streaming on Twitch promoted

the front page. I don't like this. No, I don't I don't want to trade anything for my penis, which is basically what you're saying. That's my that's my

most prize. It stays the same. I can't take his penis from you. Why do I take his penis? You say it stays the same, but you just admit it. It's now no longer a sexual organ.

That it's basically my arm flesh. You can still fuck with it, and it stays hard and everything. And take no pleasure from that fucking... I'm not having sex for the other person. I mean, sometimes I am. That's part of sex. I wouldn't be here if it didn't feel good. Yeah, Kyle, we're all telling the truth here until then.

Now we're all fucking... This is the art of the deal like when we come no i feel like he dies i feel like he gives out orgasms but he's still in his head he's like this one's for me girls don't orgasm that's a myth female orgasms are enough bullshit if clits were real i'd have found one by now i think your answer is actually salient i should have thought of a better way to incentivize it i would never put the uh anything in my ass uh because as as a child as a child what i remember very clearly i played football and i was too big. There was a weight limit and I was like a couple pounds off before the big final game. We really made it to the finals and there was a weigh-in at the beginning,

which was good, but I grew a lot. So at the end, I was about five pounds overweight. So we were regulating what I was eating, but then my coach told me to take a suppository. He put it in me. No, he didn't. But he told me to take a suppository. He put it in me. No, he didn't. But he told me to take a suppository, you know, and my family and him,

which now I think about it's pretty fucked up. But they got one and I got in like, I put it in, you have to put it in your ass. But the thing is like, I put it up to my asshole. And when I got to the part where it's supposed to go in, like it's there, it's like a rocket shape and so it pierces in the into it but it's only enough like i'm probably like eight percent in it hasn't expanded me at all and i push it further my butt my my child butt opens more

and it's it gets to a wide part and the whole point is like you put it in your ass and then it like melts and makes you shit a bunch okay but you know how like when you like if you could imagine my child ass is fucking weird uh like like you're kind of like pushing it in or like a big shit where it's coming out small and then it gets that part where it's that pop or it's like now the whole shit's out you know it's like coming out a little bit and then it's like wow yeah i couldn't get to that part that wow part at all so i really just held that suppository like between my butt cheeks so was the issue and i was like sideways in there is that what happened no it's just it's a little torpedo like a little translucent that's just torpedo lord joke you just didn't push it hard

enough in right i didn't no i couldn't i couldn't get there i would get there and i was like huh a little wine like it is lubed up a little bit maybe if i was maybe if i was can you imagine that coach gives you a glass of wine yeah we need to you're our best fucking guard this was at home this wasn't with the coach because oh i had the same thing happen to me harley but i was older it wasn't about weight i uh i'd fuck that support story up now by the way because you're saying as you're old i was a child now dude as a full-grown man i'll fucking blast that shit in my ass for sure i don't know if i'd be able to jerk off and come from it sorry continue yeah fair oh do you want me uh yeah so i was in college and um we were training super hard we did winter training camp at swimming. I was a

butterflyer, which is a little extra rough on your butt. There's a big humping motion in that stroke and your arms go over your head. Bottom line, it's rough on your butt when you train six hours a day. In between training sessions, we'd go to the beach. My genius ass decided to climb palm

trees and shit like that because I think we were in Trinidad. Sure enough, now I'm bleeding from my butt and i didn't know anything about this this was a brand new experience for me i don't have the the first clue i think i have like fucking stomach cancer or something and i mentioned it to my coaches and uh they like somehow my my fucking teammate ziv found out about it. And he's like, I got you covered. And he gives me a suppository. And just like you, I'm like, I'm supposed to put this up my butt. And he's like, yeah.

But swimming is like everything to me. It's my life. It's my identity. It's my sense of self-worth. And I don't want to miss a fucking millisecond of training camp. And I try to ram that thing up my butt. And all I did, it was like smashing it on a brick wall. It starts as a torpedo and it turns into a smushed-up jelly bean.

There's no way you could do it. Were you squatting? What position were you? I think I had one foot on a toilet bowl, and I just couldn't make it happen. See, that's kind of like the Captain Morgan stance. That's like a way to do it, with a little bit of pride. I'm such a bitch. I was picturing myself squatting over a mirror like

and being like oh man i didn't know what if you found out your asshole was just a terrible one i wouldn't like that i think it's okay on the topic of uh shitting blood yeah did you get those protein bars i recommended to you taylor i did i got the birthday tasty? I got the birthday cake flavor. Oh, you got birthday. I can't. Yeah, I had birthday cake. It's not like the Oreo one. It was still pretty good. Yeah, it is pretty good.

They had a good texture. They were soft. Yeah, yeah. I had the Oreo ones so far the best, for sure. But I had three in a day. And then the very next shit, it was too much. It's like 750 calories of protein bars. Three of them.

I wiped my shit and it was uh there was blood in it oh it could have been a million things could have been a million things but i think protein bars yeah i'm like yeah just you know it wasn't a pro repository now was it? All these sprinkles are killing me. Because the birthday cake kind of had sprinkles. And I know what you mean in that I ate like three or four in a day because they taste really good. And it's like that thing of like, oh, it's kind of like I'm having candy and it's cheating. Like I'm not eating a chocolate bar. But I did not bleed from my rectum as a result.

I think they have a huge amount of fiber in them. And so you have one of those big all-at-once shits later. You ever use the UKAP? Like a China Lake from Modern Warfare 2. Remember that? Like, ka-boom, bumper. You just shit like that. It's all done.

Like, oh, man, I'm just a two-wiper. Yeah, those are good good though those i'm glad you harley just texted me out of nowhere it was like these are the tastiest protein bars ever buy them i immediately did they're at costco here they're killing it but they're like are the macros that much different than a candy bar oh yeah there's there's protein in it like how much 20 it was like these ones like 20 these had a lot i 20? It was like. I think these ones are like 20. These had a lot. I don't want to say 25.

It's definitely 20. Yeah, it was like better than that ratio of like one gram of protein per 10 calories. Really? So it was like 23 grams of protein, 220 calories. I'm literally looking for a wrapper around my computer right now. I like the great value ones or whatever you get from Amazon. Because first of all, they're cheap if you're going to be eating a ton of them. I like the great value ones or whatever you get from Amazon. First of all, they're cheap if you're going to be eating a ton of them, but I think they're like

190 calories and 20 grams of protein. I freeze them because I would treat them like treats. You can't eat them fast if they're fucking frozen. You've got to gnaw on it like a goddamn dog. That's a smart way to do it. I would treat those like candy bars.

The Costco ones we have here are not the brand you recommended harley but like the no it's not even pure protein it's costco that's what i like i like those really good yeah they have a good ratio i have some of those on my pantry right now but uh those costco branded ones blow every other where there's no chocolate on it there's no chocolate it has little chocolate chips but not a not a shit ton it's like a thing it's not a chocolate bar though right it's not like doesn't have a chocolate coating no it's like solid and it's in a white box i think so i think i think i know because they have the they're the ones with like the best macros at Costco. Yeah, they're solid, but every single bar has like 40-45% of your daily fiber. And so if you slip up

and eat like three of those in a day and you finish your evening with like a giant bowl of popcorn, you just have the biggest, fastest shit of your life the next day. Did you guys ever use the Yuka app? You could look at a food and could look at a food

and it'll tell you on a score of one to 100 zero being the worst 100 being the best of this food if it's if it's good quote unquote like if you went and you scanned uh you know a yuka yuca i think might be yuka but you can scan things and like like a monster energy drink zero calorie is like uh you know somewhere in in the 40s or something like that but then there's this other brand of energy drinks that are like it says organic whatever and that's like 60 it's like not the best but you're like oh you just know i think taylor uses my fitness pal i use chronometer i think woody does most of the time too and it has really detailed breakdowns for like, if you say a Granny Smith apple, it'll tell you the vitamin content

and just really break every food down. I like that a lot. This takes like, so, because I do, I use my fitness pal. Last time I spoke to you guys, you guys told me that you all jumped to the chronometer one. I tried it a little bit,

but I am a creature of habit. But if that, it has all these things that I'm sure I could come to the conclusion that the Yuka app does, but they have a scoring system that they tell you they take all that information like weight watcher points yeah and they score it based like like there could be one ingredient in there that really fucks the score up and in the case of the uh what do i want top or bottom the yuka the bottom one there thank you uh but the uh But the reason why I brought it up is because the grenade bar was the lowest scoring thing I've ever seen on it. It was a four on 100.

What was in there that set the alarm? There was like one thing that apparently, because I had to look, I was like, what's in this? And I was looking at people. Ah, there's a good deal of ass blood in there. Exactly. That was another thing. I already shot blood, so I was like, hello? Hello?

What's a deep fried Twinkie that's what i'm curious about because that's the worst thing i can imagine a deep fried twinkie well i think it needs to be a thing that it scans so it takes a real product i you wouldn't be able to like like the other apps where you could like that'd be pretty sophisticated if you could take a picture of food is that cool yeah i think you could take a picture with the oven apple with the my fitness pal and it'll tell you the details of an apple that size i think it does interesting yeah you say my fitness huh okay that's the old under armor one you used to use it i think because we spoke about it but then you used chronometer yeah yeah that's right that's right we told you you were out of date yeah that's what merced me for it i do and i was like at home and i tried it and i was like fuck this one

i haven't been using it lately which maybe explains the increase in body fat but uh um i don't know i'm back on the train right now i've been back on for a little bit yeah i had a big deloading phase i like to use chronometer to like dial in so like i eat the same thing every day if I'm, if I'm eating clean, so it's not going to change. So I don't have to monitor it day in and day out. I don't have to keep,

I don't enter the foods. I enter the foods for one day and I'm like, yep, that works. I'll eat this forever now. And then I don't have to fuck around. Like if I'm going to add something to it, then I go to my,

my old standard daily intake. And I'm like what would happen if we pulled the carrots out and added some celery or whatever whatever we're replacing you'd be fine stop lying how much chicken do I have to not eat to be able to eat the Snickers I don't even add vegetables when I'm tracking I'm like oh they're free as long as I'm tracking. I'm like, oh, they're free. As long as I'm not spraying a bunch of oil on them or anything. I add the veggies and stuff because I want to see my micro and macro nutrients and all the vitamins and stuff.

Micros aren't real. They're not real if you don't count them. Eating the same thing every day. If I shift anything, if anything has changed the entire jenga tower collapses like it's like if i and like if it's just like it's it's calculated down to the carb and the guy i did it with like what it was done over months for me till we found this perfect spot that now if i'm like oh if i'll just shift that and this i would have to be like okay wait so i got to take half the rice from these two meals and i have to have uh a pro an extra protein shake to make up for this miss i would have to do so much calculating it can't i have to like

realistically i got to eat the same thing every day which is fortunate because a lot of people can't do that a lot of people cannot repeat meals i could eat i could eat eggs every day i could eat i could eat tuna every day you're the only person i've ever heard who has that same superpower that i do i i've eaten i'll eat the same thing for lunch like i don't want to exaggerate but i would say something like 985 out of a thousand days. Like that's how often I've had the same thing for lunch. That's unreal. I need a treat.

I'm one of those guys who will be really good for like a month. And then like I get big headed, talk myself up and like just like you need. I know that you need a pizza. Are you going to eat pizza without wings? Really? Then before you know it, DoorDash is offering you a credit card. Do you have the DoorDash credit card too?

No, I don't. I got it. It's a dark road. It's a dark road. I will not go down. It'll enable my no i got eating habits i like to keep i keep i keep three credit every three months i uninstall every delivery app on my phone and then like and then like three months after that like an addict i'm like adam walbeck get them all fucking funny to me i went to my wife i hate i hate when the app when you're chilling like doing whatever then the app's like yeah you want pizza like it'll send a notification it's like pizza really now yeah

it does that and i'm like but shut the fuck up don't ever ask me if i want obesity is an epidemic and if you go on there and put together a little basket you're like yeah chicken wings with cajun fries extra crispy nah that's stupid don't do that make yourself a fucking tuna salad and then i'll close the app and i'll sit the phone down five minutes later the phone go you don't want these wings bro it is i get mad at that too i hate that i don't know anything about this. I guess it'll chirp for you. DoorDash, like typically I'm in a hotel. I've ridden my motorcycle like 500 miles that day and I don't want to go out to dinner, which involves like getting redressed and maybe sweaty.

That's when I use DoorDash, but it's not like a lifestyle. I'm in a totally uninstalled version right now. So I haven't been using it for a while. But a couple months ago, it was probably on a thursday night while we were doing the show like i was like ordering food for afterward because i hadn't eaten much that day and i convinced myself that if because this one pizza place nearby has very good chicken wings and i was like man now if we don't even order the pizza and we just order the wings we're in business and then about to check out and it's like you're gonna eat one order of appetizer wings it even says they're appetizer

that's that's not a whole meal and so i got like three pounds of wings and no pizza delivered and i get like halfway through it in my my feverish eating afterward while I'm watching a fucking Eat Your Empires video and I'm just like, go to the bathroom and wash my hands. I'm covered in sauce and I'm like, what a negative this was. Why'd you do this? But you had pizza at all. In the moment, it was great.

It's great for late night and there's a Cuban place near me that's just so goddamn delicious and it's so cheap. So a lot of DoorDash places will do this shitty thing where when you get to $12, the delivery's free. And the service charge is less. So you have to get to $12. You would never get $10 worth of food. You might get $14, but you'll never get $10 or $11.

So they'll make the thing you want $11.99. And then they'll make the next cheapest item on their menu like two three fucking dollars and it's like god damn it so so now you're like well i don't want that three dollar bottle of water so i'll take the three dollars that i apparently have to spend and tack it on to my entree and i'll get the one with three sides oh but wait for a dollar more i get two meats in three sides and now you're at like 18 fucking dollars when you wanted 12 this place doesn't pull that bullshit they their 12 combo is this cuban pulled pork with onions rice and beans and three of those fried plantain things that's so delicious It's so fucking good.

It's muy autentico, too. You can tell they're in there. There ain't no white dudes in there. I guarantee it. They're talking Spanish in the kitchen. They're speaking Spanish in the kitchen, talking shit on Castro. How old are these chefs? Those people never forget.

Those are good people. Those are conservatives most of the time too. Oh, I wanted to talk. So Trump's trial has been, or whatever they're doing. They're picking jury selection right now. They finished that, yeah. And the liberals in my life are like, every day, they're like, did you hear?

Trump fell asleep again today. Did you hear? Trump fell asleep again today, and he farted. Did you hear? Trump fell asleep today, and he slipped out of his chair, and he said, mama. hear trump fell Trump fell asleep today and he slipped out of his chair and he said mama and I was just like that's when I sent that meme to you he's also Taylor yeah Taylor of Ralphie going I heard your dad was so fat he ate the restaurant and then there were no more fish and he ate the fish and he ate the man who owned the restaurant

it's like what look Trump is clearly on... He's having an embarrassing trial, sure. And I definitely saw that picture of him appearing to doze off. Twice, yeah. But, who cares? Isn't that the time to doze off? Look, I take it... I agree, and I

would probably sleep in court, too. But I haven't spent the last four years making fun of Sleepy Joe and love. That's true. That's true. Maybe a little hypocritical in some ways. Here's what I didn't like. I heard today,

you know, I actually saw Biden speaking before. I don't know who, but he, I saw that he was going to cry. So I watched it and he's got his real old man voice on. And, but he said that Trump called dead veterans,

suckers and losers in France. and i didn't like that so i kept doing more and more research and it seems that trump was supposed to visit some like allied graveyard in france when he was the president and he didn't want to go because it was raining and it would dishevel his hair. And he was like five different people, including his chief of staff, have said that he's like, why would I go anyway? Those people are suckers and losers. About the French? About, no, about the American troops who died on D-Day.

Like the D-Day heroes. He plays by his own rules. Remember Tom Hanks in Saving Private Ryan? The guys that were dead behind him. Suckers and losers. I don't like that at all. He called the bald guy who died saving those people from that blown up house?

Vin Diesel. That was Vin Diesel. I don't like that. Vin Diesel was not a sucker and a loser. He said Vin Diesel was a sucker and a loser. He gave his life in France carrying that little girl. I don't like that. He wrote a letter for his pop. It's got blood on it.

Even when I watched that movie the first time, I'm like, no, don't send Vin Diesel. He's one of the top three guys in the group. Send someone else to this clear death trap. There's a German sniper in that building. I actually think trump is awesome for saying that jesus i think it's very uh cool that he said that a lot of canadians died on those

beaches too but i want to say because not not in the way that i agree i disagree fully i just i think that he plays a great heel as a big wrestling fan you liked when the bad guy did some fucking bad guy shit because you're like you know what he's consistent he's not doing chauvin ship here these are his sincere but that's who he is he literally is a heel he's just like okay like he made fun of that reporter their hand remember that like you know how many people have tried to pass that off as not being related to this guy had a disability that made him go like this yeah and then trump mocked him that's like the rock when the rock was like peak bad guy yeah that's when he earned my vote

that's like uh one time i was on mushrooms tripping at my house with my buddy and we couldn't go outside some plans we. We were going to go outside. We ended up being at home. We couldn't get on top of the buzz. It was weird. It wasn't happening. And so we put on old wrestling clips. And that was kind of fun and funny.

And it was working a bit. And then we let YouTube algorithm choose it. And it went from like wrestling promos, cutting sick ass promos, like Hulk Hogan, I'm coming for you. And then it goes into i forget and then it goes into like trump speeches like best trump like speeches and it's just he killed every wrestler that we had just watched we just saw the best of the best wrestlers cutting promos for show business and like you're right he's not even doing this for show this is who he is he's killing it we were laughing we're like the president brothers the

president the buzz was good everything was chill we watched like 40 minutes of trump just to get on top of it it wasn't even the way he sings songs his speeches it's a turnoff for me like and then the ramparts they blazed at this war it was beautiful everyone's talking about the rockets i call it the trump two-step where he says both like this was great and it was terrible and it was big and it was small and then you know there's plausible deniability on anything you know whatever you want talking about him like a person though i've been so past speaking about him like a person he's an entity

he's a character that has consumed a portion of all our lives sovereign citizen like he's like person per se he's like my attorneys they've informed me with great attorneys i have they've said that i can get this folks i'm a naval vessel realistic to me either but it's a way to get out of tickets you don't win the electoral college without being somewhat charming like i can see it right he's obviously popular amongst a lot of people i just it doesn't work on me i'll say this that i did not like that he said that i i can't wait which one i want the suckers and losers like the craziest shit to say like it's like crazy thing to say that i think that those guys who died

on that beach in particular are some of the... Those are the American heroes. Those are the real ones. If there ever was... If there ever was an American hero, it was the dudes who went to France to kick the fucking Nazis out. We played these guys in video games for decades. Who?

Outranking who, Tim? Yes, outranking the Revolutionary War guys. They wanted it. They were fighting on tax guys. They wanted it. They were fighting a attack. No, okay. Don was a real... When he got down there and his wife had been raped by the locusts,

there was only one thing to do. Don. Don. That was hard. If they had made you choose what what to do and if you spared her she then bit marcus and marcus was dead dead and and that was it that would have been like a crazy like i would have liked that true but there's no choice you just you don't who the hell is marcus what is this years of work characters okay. You took us here. Did I say Gears of War

accidentally? No, no. One of you said Revolutionary War and I misheard it because I think we were cross-talking. Yeah, the Revolutionary War guys, look, we wouldn't have a country without them, but let's be real about their personal and private motivations. There might have been a handful of people who were like,

yeah, liberty would be great, but there were a lot of people who thought, I ain't paying those taxes no more. I'm a rich fucking man. I built something here. Why are they getting a handful of people who were like yeah liberty would be great but there were a lot of people who thought i ain't paying those taxes no more i'm a rich fucking man i've built something here they why are they getting a piece of my that's what it's about like that those but you should talk to the foundation of our country i'm i'm elucidating it nah nah this sounds like it wasn't open to me yeah but those guys who got in those fucking drop ships and went to a beach in france to literally kick the nazis out and push them back like those were the heroes those were the guys and the president said that a president yeah so i don't so that commander in chief i really don't

any president should no other president would have ever said that or any no no person who wants to be president not a single person who wants to be president ever will want to be president would ever say that i'll take it back and he said it because he's special to add to what you're saying i don't think there's a president in my lifetime who thought that like back off saying it to fucking mark milley or whoever he's talking to yeah but no one thought even believe that ever reagan would have ever had that feeling no they think the opposite and would have said the opposite there's plenty of people who would think maybe something like that about vietnam about like okay you know like like y'all got

tricked into this y'all are y'all think you're doing this one thing but really it's not that like like you could say that it'd be true or the most a lot of them didn't even get tricked they got dragged there at gunpoint which is i wonder about oh can you get that data for us with vietnam because that is interesting that how many people volunteered for vietnam versus um were in you know drafted drafts versus enlistment for vietnam yeah okay okay draft yeah yeah there's a lot of people that's why they needed a draft because they call it a draft in canada has there been one because it what do they call it in ukraine conscription inscription inscription is that what they call it in canada also i don't know okay they avoid war

up there yeah i mean they brought wide-scale war but you guys we sent the canadians had a whole beat we sent i think the canadian i think the canadians had a whole beach on d-day just saying wide-scale war. We're on you guys. We send dollars now. We send money over there. I think the Canadians had a whole beach on D-Day, just saying. I think they fought the northernmost beach because they're used to the north.

Oh, my. Can I? I want to read this because I didn't expect it. Just a second. Common belief is that most Vietnam veterans were drafted.

Fact. Two-thirds of the men that served in Vietnam were volunteers. Two-thirds of the men that served in vietnam were volunteers two then two-thirds of the men that served in world war ii were drafted approximately 70 of those killed in vietnam were volunteers well two-thirds of them oh no that does time yeah two-thirds were volunteers 70 of the dead yes the ratio i thought it was reversed. Slightly higher, though, still.

Yeah. Yeah, that's crazy. And it makes sense that there were so many draftees during World War II just because of the amount of men sent, you know, the millions who were. I mean, when I was in school, they made it seem like people were begging to go, lying about their age to get into World War II, that they were like,

high school gym classes were organized and every kid was excited about going over and fighting the Nazis. People killed themselves that were medically cleared. Yeah, yeah. Since most of them were drafted, this is not what I expected to hear.

I wonder if there's a historian would be like, actually, they chose to check drafted on their form because that allowed their wives to get access to the diaper program. Maybe there's a thing. Maybe there's a trick to why. You never know.

I didn't like Trump said that. It's crazy. I don't like that at all. There's a lot of wild stuff that's going to come out. Like the catch and kill stuff about McDougal, you already heard. But like the fate. So Trump is friends with the owner of the National Enquirer, right? The National Enquirer is the people that did the catch and kill with one of the, not a porn star, but like a playboy.

Sarah McDougal, Karen McDougal, I think was her name. That's another. Everyone knows Stormy Daniels, but there's more than one. And he did a nondisclosure agreement with him through the New York, through the national inquirer. They bought her story and then didn't run it, but they bought exclusivity to it. So it's just called a catch and kill. Now no one else can run that story. Well, there's more. They put out a bunch of other stories that weren't true because they're the National Enquirer in an effort to aid Trump.

Like one about Ted Cruz's dad being the Zodiac Killer. Thank you. That's true. That's not debunked yet. And then there's something about JFK's murder or something. I'm a little mixed. And then there's something about JFK's murder or something. I'm a little mixed,

but National Enquirer was running fake negative stories about Trump's competitors. Yeah. And then also burying stories that would hurt Trump. And they were almost part of his campaign team. And somehow that's going to be part of this trial that he's in. It's going to come to light. What's the circulation on the National Enquirer? I think that's very relevant, but...

Not much, i would imagine because what it does is it puts the story it's it there's a like a strident i don't know like it they run the story and then mswc cnn fox news they're talking about the story and it really went pretty big it wasn't like it was just i think they read it directly. I'm sorry? Is anything there illegal other than the people breaking their NDAs? Yeah, because it's a kind of campaign contribution when you try to influence the election like that. And that ties into this case because this case is really about campaign finance violations. He's an idiot. He's such an idiot.

That's the thing. Just like if anybody cares. This isn't about whether he paid off the porn star or not right because he did it's about how he wrote the check he wrote the check through the wrong fucking account because he wanted to write off his porn star payoff as a campaign by although can i just say isn't it a campaign expense if you're writing off, if you're paying off a porn star who was going to say stuff to you? I feel like his brain works like that. It is.

That's the problem. He made it like it wasn't a campaign. What he did is he tried to pretend that paying off the porn star was a legal expense and just bury the whole thing when what it should have been was a campaign expense. So that's where the campaign finance violation is. I just do not care about trump paying off porn stars like i i this is the in terms of like dirty deeds how much taxes did he get away with like like like are we talking about a ton i mean if it's 130 grand then you call that like 40 tops maybe less 30 so $130,000 is incalculable. Nobody knows that, but you could estimate it. I wish you'd just be like,

can I just write you a check for $50,000 and we'll call it even. Why can't he just pay the taxes that they think he owes? He always twists it a little extra, right? He is a piece of shit. However, I gotta say, like,

alright, so it's hard to tell sometimes to see the forest for the trees. What I'm getting fed a lot on social media and on YouTube is like blacks for Trump and Palestinian or Arab Americans for Trump and Mexicans for Trump. And they all focus on the reasons that make them sort of doubt it. I see black people saying like, here's our president seeing the two-tier justice system that we have been suffering against for years. Here he, like they see him, yeah, he sells sneakers. That's fucking cool. I mean, everybody thinks he's cooler than Biden, but that's not going to swing a lot of people's votes.

Yeah. Speaking of our retarded public officials, did you see the clip of Biden saying that that his uncle in World War Two, his plane was shot down and he was was taken by cannibals? That's JFK's like JFK almost got eaten by cannibals one time and um and then one of the rockefeller's uh grandchildren got eaten by cannibals but but no that didn't happen maybe he was thinking that story but was he there with jfk on the like like he didn't claim to be he just kind of mumbled old manny manishly and did you see that clip he I saw him crying about Trump saying that. He went down in the cannibals. The cannibals in the... They shot him down right in the middle of the war. At the time, there were cannibals in the...

What? What? At least Biden depression's not half bad. He's got to sound real tired. Here's what he said. He said, Biden says the military were unable to recover his uncle's remains during world war ii because quote there used to be a lot of cannibals in new guinea is there anything the military was like yeah no he went down over the sea

well so i i don't know anything about biden's story but but I think JFK got shot down after doing like a bombing run on an island, a Japanese held island. And then they had this. There was some issue where on the island was cannibals and they were going to be eaten. Like, that's a true story. Didn't he live in the water? Am I mixing up? Yeah, but but he got rescued in the water. But I remember there being like an island with.

I bet he was lying about the cannibals. The thing is about the water, he did something. He was a humble man. I don't know the details, but in the water, he has some sort of like super heroic action. And someone was asking about it privately. He's like, that story is so messed up and twisted. Like, I think maybe I took it as an interpretation

that he wasn't quite as heroic as the lore. Biden tells yarns, and that's annoying too. Do you know the corn pop story? No. I know a couple of them. Does this involve peanut butter and leg hair? No.

I'm probably going to butcher the corn pop story. Black kids used to come over at the pool, and at the time we were swimming together, they said not to swim with the black kids and i said oh nuts to that they touched my leg here and they say wow you're gonna be president someday yeah go ahead with the corn pop thing the corn pop story was like i think he said that he squared off against some villain named Corn Pop back in the day. And I swear to God, I think he's surrounded by black children when he says this. And I think it's the same clip, Taylor, where he talks about his leg hair. It's the same day at the same speech.

He's just freestyling up there. You're kind of coming off like a dog-faced pony boy liar. Pony soldier! I knew I had it close. He said that was a movie reference, but it's got to be like a Ronald Reagan movie or something, right? That's some 1950s shit that nobody's ever seen.

Actually, he said it was a movie reference. I've looked at this a lot. I think he believes that it was a movie reference, but that movie could not be found by all the King's horses. It's not a movie reference. If you don't know the movie you're referencing. That's true. Kyle knows movie reference.

Dude, if Trump were to reference that movie, there would have been 15 stories like Trump lies about non-existent 80s movie. Apparently, him and his brother quoted old movies at each other all the time. The movie was old when he was younger. Apparently, that was where that came from. But I feel regardless, that's a banger of a line. Taylor, read that with your... There you go.

This is the Corn Pop story. I need to find the actual full quote. Where is it? It starts with bad dude. It's in the chat. Corn Pop was a bad dude. he ran a bunch of bad boys armed with a straight razor and uh racism and back by other gang members he was threatening to cut the future vice president he didn't know it at the time that was me i walked out with the chain go ahead i walked out with the chain. Go ahead. I walked out with the chain. I walked up to my car.

I said, first of all, when you get off the board, you get off the board, and I kick you out again. Then I shouldn't have called Esther Williams. Esther Williams, I apologize, but I don't know if apologies are going to work. Corn Pop, he said, said Okay close the straight razor And my heart started beating again So he took down a bad dude With a straight razor

With a chain and some good threats He's Steven Seagal Holy shit Another more than me And my commander of the English language I stopped I mean like why i hate those yarns he tells and i and i hate like 80 of his policies dude it's the only thing i like about

biden are the totally made up yarns it's like old man style he spins it's funny i think i think he like because i was talking before and i said like man trump just makes such a good heel i do think biden makes a great face to counter that heel i can't think of anyone else that could compete face to face other than that type of energy to be able to ramble and stuff and not be affected because anything trump does it like bounces off him because he didn't he doesn't process it he's like the perfect dude to have gone. But we're setting up the perfect battle like that. That energy is the only energy that I could think of. And I never would have thought of it before until I saw it.

Oh, that energy can counter Trump energy. I want to do a Trump thing. Hold on. Trump said that he played football and baseball. And then he was the best baseball player in New York, the state. And his coach said he was the best that he ever coached and that he could have been a professional baseball player. Kyle, you're familiar with baseball. What do you think his batting average was? What do I think the batting average of someone who is what he claims

to be or what do I think Trump's actual batting average was? The second one. I would say probably 190 138 138 is your pitcher if your pitcher was hitting 138 you'd be like hey you need to sharpen up out there a little bit like you're not you're closing your eyes 138 that's so funny to be like an 80-year-old man who's like thinking that your little league coach was being honest with you.

He's being like, and he would come over to me and say, look at me and say, you're the best we've ever had. That assumes that it was even remotely true ever. Oh, no. He probably wrote the poem and this is just completely invented. i don't know what age i was imagining like an 11 year old trump here or something i think it was high school but

i'm not probably lies all the time and got like it just for like doesn't really process that we everything is verifiable now yeah so he's probably been rocking that little legal eye forever dude i'm old enough to like have had a lot of conversations before the internet people who like knew everything were just making shit up oh man what a fun time to be people whip out their phones like i don't think that's true how many planets are there at least 16 17 i for sure have confidently shared information that's definitely not accurate i think i've done it on this podcast a couple times. Yeah, me too.

The only one off the top of my head for you, Harley, is when you were sure as sin that there was a different sweetener in the Zero version of sodas compared to the Diet one. I was like, that one's Stevia, the Coke Zero. It was so ingrained in my mind that I remember the moment that it was no longer true. So I, too, remember that. I won't forget that. What is in Coke Zero

actually? It's the same thing. It just tastes different, bro. Slightly different taste. I was like, what's that? Diet Coke has aspartame and Coke Zero is also sweetened with aspartame. Thank you. Now I understand. I'm looking for Trump's Gettysburg

remarks because those were the one where they took over the airports uh no no the more recent new thing the new thing where he's like very beautiful very tragic yeah this he did the double thing that you were talking about he does that the whole time yeah he kills in that one i like how man it would they both use trump and biden if they debated. They both have so many like verbal auxiliaries they use as assistants to get them through speaking or like Biden will just start rambling about something else and then kind of meander. And Trump will like start a sentence with like Gettysburg. My God, my God, these guys, the bravest guys, the best guys.

You talk to anyone around here. They remember them. Don't you, folks? Listen to that. Listen to that. from around here, they remember them. Don't you, folks? Listen to that. Listen to that. They remember them. They remember them. We all remember.

And meanwhile, he's like, all right, where do I go from here? It's so weird that the president or an ex-president of the United States was like, yeah, the veterans of World War II are losers. He said the whole president. 2020. veterans in world war ii are losers and to have like he said the whole president 2020 have the president now being like like just the whole dark brandon thing posting the memes it doesn't get like the israel twitter account like blocking people and posting memes while bombing everything so crazy biden gets credit for not stopping it i don't think he came up with any of that 100 biden is not is not the quick wit in the room coming up with the zingers.

He's in Photoshop. I'm going to go write for SNL this week. I've got to finish this up on Photoshop. I've got a great fax today. It's hilarious. How do I have the red eyes in the middle of the picture? He comes over to me and says,

back in my day, actually, this is what I said to him. I said, back in my day, we couldn't have the red eyes. You have to have red eyes. I had red eyes up until about 1971.

A black guy came up to me. He said, corn pop. I was going by corn pop at the time. He said, and then we're like sitting there watching these guys like yeah who's gonna lead the country who's in charge i honestly wish our president actually had a plan for a thing because they never do they have goals that they'd like to reach, but no plans to get there.

We're supposed to believe that they're such good team builders that they'll put the people in the positions who can then create a plan and then enact it that will get to the goals that they promised during their campaign. I'd love a president who got up there

and was like, all right, here's how we fix the economy or the environment or inflation or here's how we work on, here's how we solve the uh here's here's how we solve the immigration issue used to do it bill clinton not hillary he was uh he was a hands-on guy when he was like he was trying to get peace in israel he obviously didn't accomplish it yeah but uh you know street by street he's there like working with leaders trying to yes sir arafat maybe i don't know yeah yeah yeah but um

and then other people are more um executives like w for example you know he put people in place who executed his will didn't do it himself and trump went and put the u.s embassy in jerusalem yeah i don't have a huge statement education but he just like it's just something that was like something that was always touchy because it was picking it was picking a side in a way um that's as i understood that's what it was and he did it but yeah like dude he crazy like that when he kills an iranian general that's the kind of shit he he would do i believe and maybe i'm you know understanding how much these guys know about stuff but i don't think i am like trump moving the embassy to jerusalem i don't think he knew

any of like the implications of that or like what it really said to every country that's not israel in that region like i think he just heard someone explain the ramifications someone was like me uh sheldon adelson gave you a hundred billion dollars for your campaign. And he really wants to see that embassy in Jerusalem. He's like, fine, we'll do it. I'm the president. How is Trump vibes? Low information voted to me like, you know, doesn't have varied news sources, doesn't hear both sides.

You just kind of like Hannity convinced me I'm going for it. He doesn't know the nuts and bolts of why a situation is the way it is and so how could he ever solve it with anything other than just like yeah vomit or what's your theory i have a theory that he's the type of person that if anyone and everyone around him is probably chosen and or or it's gotten to this point where he's a person that knows everything already so when people are telling him stuff he's like i know that i knew that i knew that but the things that he already knew that he didn't explore further he's taking that little interaction and now he knows that

so if person was like do you hear it happen in israel and he'd be like yeah of course like oh yeah all the death and he'd be like yeah i know that and then he goes around he's like israel all the death but he doesn't know all the information because he can't ask you think he would ever ask a person any person at trump like well i didn't know that tell me about that can you imagine him saying that he would for sure be like questions are for losers questions are for people who don't have the answers i have the answers i think it comes so look everybody has little elements of narcissism in in them and that's doubly true for youtubers i think am i right i was thinking anyone that bought a camera and talks on it yeah

right but um trump's narcissism seems crippling and the thing you mentioned about him being unable to ask questions and gather information is a symptom of that to me yeah i you would hope that like maybe the construction industry or something he's used to listening to appraisers and and and various financial experts and people who maybe judge the markets or the real estate markets and you would think that he would although he was often a failure at those things i'm really worrying about the future what do you like i just i don't know i just get this feeling that things are about to go real bad i follow the polls a ton and uh well zach wrote something different so i don't know what his source was what i see is biden is barely leading the popular vote

in such a way that it's like margin of error and trump is leading the electoral vote if that's what if the election was held today that's what the polls would be see i don't want a biden either i really am worried about each of them leading the us forward into this and i see these people on reddit who are like let me put your mind at ease yeah it'll be kamala harris before long that's my greatest fear it's literally my greatest fear i would rather yes yes yes she's is a morally bankrupt fucking bureaucrat of the highest order she sucks nobody likes her she's worse than either of the other two options i really hope if biden gets in there live long and prosper god i hope he i wish he would just ditch her and pick a new like

anyone oprah i would rather have oprah lead the country than kamala a hundred percent well i mean we could make a bigger list no it's kamala or oprah it's either the the lady who kept those marijuana offenders in california in fucking prison if after the fact when she knew it was... I want a president who doesn't just wipe out... I want a president who isn't just going to wipe out your gun charges. I want them to give you sort of a

supermarket sweep style check. Where they're like letting you run through the gun store with a giant amount. You mean like the scene in Terminator 2 where Arnold pulls the chain and the gun? Yes, that's what I was referencing. You remember that scene because you've seen the movie.

Yes, it was right before he went, I'm going to get you. You may think I am not a robot, but I am. Taylor's never seen Travator 2. I know. I think every time I end up leaving the last couple times, they're like, you gotta watch Travator 2, but I know you are still so lucky.

Constantly living in a state of luckiness where you get to watch one of the best movies ever. Whenever you're ready, that's cool to have that ability. Whenever you're ready, you can watch one of the best movies ever. Oh, I'm actually up on okay, I'm not up on shogun i'm like two or i'm two episodes behind but fallout i watched the whole thing and because uh like i saw it just it came across my feet on twitter and whatnot like a pretty equal mix and you're like i have eight and a half hours yeah i watched it

over the past week or so and so it was it was i didn't like guzzle through it but i saw a lot of people online be either being like this isn't this isn't fallout or other people saying like this is the best adaptation of all time and it was it was freeing as someone who has so little knowledge or intuition and i don't know anything about the fallout universe just watching it as someone and just being like i guess whatever this is is the lore I don't know anything about the Fallout universe. Just watching it as someone and just being like, I guess whatever this is, is the lore. I wonder 15 seconds before I hang off the floor. I've never played Fallout.

I don't know the lore and I really enjoyed the show. So if anyone out there is in that position, there's my take. I played Fallout from Fallout 3 onwards. I didn't play the first two. I dabbled after, but I didn't have the patience for it. Fallout 3 onwards, I thought the show was so good. Leading up to the show, I saw a clip,

and it was very just like shitty Disney vibes. It was the Vault Dweller, and she had this thing where she was like, I'm going to assume you're the aggressor. And according to that, it just felt like TikTok-y. It felt like Disney humor, and I was like, I't want this yeah that was a bad thing when i watched the show i started watching the show and right when that raider like wipes his dick after having sex with the main character and there's weird dark jokes and gore and just how crazy the like the the the ode to the vat system which is the slow aiming where heads blow up and stuff now that part

that i thought was weird and bad ended up playing in nicely because fallout every game basically has this trope where you start as a vault dweller except for new vegas and you leave the vault and you're basically you've lived a coddled life and now you get out there people are eating each other and there's ghouls and it's crazy and the show was was good at that i thought it was so good and i actually think it might be one of my favorite video game adaptations ever because like i loved like there's two types of adaptations basically like there's last of us which i loved and and then there's halo the series which started off and decisions were made i didn't back it but where it is now it's fun it's a fun show halo season two was was very fun not but you know

not my halo whatever but then there's these two entry of last of us where if you've played the game oh you don't need to watch the show it's identical identical and then you have halo where it's like oh uh you play the game you might not want to watch the show because it's going to do some crazy but then you have fallout where there's no main character because you make that person so there's no attachment to a specific thing quite like there is to the vibe of it and all that and i thought it was perfect like the universe was they nailed it i love that they put money into it and all that and i thought it was perfect like the universe was they nailed it i love that they put money into it and i meant that i found it funny and i did i i watched one

episode and then i watched the rest of it like the next day and a half i did sit down and watch like three and a half hours of fallout twice and it was easy i know i'm coming from a place of low information but i think it's kind of neat that they made a new storyline, a new show, obeying the Fallout universe's rules mostly instead of just retelling the game you saw. But that's the beauty of Fallout. Also, like the benefit is like, oh, you're going to tell Fallout 3 show. Okay, use my character. Like this random dude who literally wore a ghoul mask the entire time and ate dead bodies to lower his karma to crazy levels who who lived in 10 penny tower and killed everyone

inside and let the ghouls there who wax off at the top of 10 penny tower with a ghoul mask i'm like nothing wrong with it it's just but i did like how like they like just the character that she like had that weird like thing with her cousin. And he was like, you want to make my cock explode? All these things could have been so bad if I saw them as a clip. But in the context of the show, it was fun and funny. Dude, I love the cock explode thing. I'm sorry.

Let me let you talk. Go ahead. Oh, so there's this one character who comes from a place of like sex education and sex is somewhat recreational and such and then there's another character who doesn't even know how his body works he says his dick gets hard like a pimple and then pops like he's just out of it and she's like you want to bang and he's like oh like i don't think the guy even kisses and it was kind of neat to see these two backgrounds meet in the show and that's all and it's also everything's like uh like like the i always thought the game is about fallout the

best parts about it we're kind of exploring in a weird way american values and things that were important to america and the ideal aspect of america and then the reality of america and and all of it kind of being shifted around and played with with the bomb and you meet different people different factions oh the ghouls are bad and then you meet ghouls that actually aren't feral and they could be people and it's just it was like that and they always had these like there are people in America where sex isn't a big deal at all and you learn it in sex and then there are people where like they grew up and it is not discussed at all that's like a fucking thing you don't talk about and

then having this encounter it's this exaggerated play on i always thought i just felt like the writing was great everything was great and it walked a line because before i saw it i had no hope and maybe i'm hyping it up to the people listening too much i didn't go in with high hopes i was kind of like it's gonna be so dumb isn't it yeah that's fucking yeah i thought the same i was afraid they were gonna ruin another franchise the way the the halo thing just really didn't appeal to me maybe the first episode of halo i liked a ton like i like i i loved that it had the sound effects and the feel and the look and then master chief like takes his helmet off yeah rebel then he takes his helmet off and becomes a rebel. Then he takes his pants off. He fucks a covenant human?

And then he fucks. And then I'm like, all right, bro. Master Chief is hanging dong. That is not the Master Chief I know. Okay? He hasn't even pulled that codpiece off and watered the fucking garden with Cortana's sexy ass in his head all the time. He's certainly not going to bang some half trader like monster

messiah thing or whatever so that upset me so the fallout thing i came in with low uh expectations i watched none of the trailers and and i agree with everything you said like like you nailed it um the last of us thing is a story it's it's a very um on the rails narrative so it's it's easy to adapt and and give people what they want as long as you don't change too many things are cast poorly but fallout is a make your own story kind of thing so i'm sure you and i both played new vegas who won in your playthrough you know who did you side with i've played it's always different dozens of hours of every fallout game yeah i never beat a single one oh no it is the most sidetracked fucking game of all time.

Like when I told you about my Fallout 3 character, that's where I stopped. Living in Tenpenny Tower, wearing a ghoul mask, eating people's bodies. That's where my game ended. When you were playing games, you're going to find my dad never mattered anymore.

If I played Fallout, I would try to minimize the number of steps my character took i do that now i do that now now i'm like if i want to beat this like i can't get sidetracked because i was always a completionist at heart and i just don't have the time anymore like i can't but back then like i'd never followed for also a ton of hours fallout new vegas a ton of hours never beat them i don't know if it's too early to change the topic but there are seven video game tv shows coming up i'm kind of excited for some which games do you have a list or anything yeah i do my wife actually brought it up as a show topic yeah i'm

actually jackie so first one is bioshock they're these are by the way like greenlit these are all making them do you have that info what sucks for bioshock is my hopes are high now because of fallout yeah like and i hold those games like very high in my mind so bioshock is top tier of video game stories as well like it's very good so netflix confirmed bioshock so i know that one okay another one coming up gears of war of War. Netflix confirmed that one, too, and it's officially in development. Another one. Can we take a second, by the way, and cast that? Who are you putting as Marcus Fenix? John Travolta.

No. No, that's not it. If he was younger. He's got to be Jack. Fine. Why does he have to be Jack? Whoever it is. Timothee Chalamet is Dom.

Because he's going to take the suit off sometime. I need an assist. Kyle, do you know the actor who plays Jack Reacher? I don't know his real name. That guy would be interesting in that show. It's just a head in a CGI suit. They're so big. They're going to be in a suit.

They're going to be like Iron Man. Yeah, but Reacher could just be a guy in it. He's big enough. That guy. A natural enough that guy a natural with a big neck you need like anybody with a big neck and a big head can play this character i feel batista yeah he's look i i'm just thinking he's got a big head he's got a big neck he's jacked he's got that wrinkly head thing though it grosses me out look like now though my buddy buddy said, and it's true, he always looks like he's upside down underwater. His face. Kind of bubbly, yeah. The top of his head is really wrinkly and disgusting.

I saw him in that Knives Out, Glass Onion movie. Yeah, like that meatball thing. Oh, it looks like a testicle. It looks like a cartoon testicle. He's just really, really tan. Bioshock was the first game that I think I played where... That's Pitbull.

You sort of choose your own adventure. If people haven't played Bioshock, you're this big, strong guy. Big Daddy, I think is your name. And there are these little girls. And if you see... Wait, that's Bioshock Daddy, I think, is your name. And there are these little girls. And if you see... Wait, that's Bioshock 2, isn't it? It's not Bioshock 1?

There's no little girls in Bioshock? In Bioshock, there are, but you're a person. You're a plane crash victim who stumbles upon the light tower, and you swim in, and then you make contact with a character who's like, ah, come on down, mate. But you do have the sister thing in in bioshock one you choose to harvest them or not right you choose to yeah that's where i was headed to if you harvest them your character gets a little stronger from it uh but if you don't harvest them

then they become kind of allies and there's pros and cons to each i wonder how the show will go oh they won't yeah okay they better not harvest a single little sister in the show that won't be that guy better not they're not gonna anyone who harvested the little sisters was fucked up yeah they're not gonna harvest any little sisters they'll that won't be a repetitive they'll probably drop that repetitive game mechanic but they're gonna do their whole story ending is great yeah but that's the thing you think they're going to do a last of us scene for scene i i what i want from it i don't know if it would do the game but what i want and all i need is i need like i want before the uh rapture yeah bioshock was thriving and i want

that for pacing to be like countercut with what's going on now after because i keep just like fallout because exactly i want a lot of that before stuff but i don't want to wait through five episodes to get to the last five where now it's bio shock you know i want to i want them i'm just happy i don't have to write that shit i agree that works really well for something like this that's essentially post-apocalyptic. Bioshock is its own kind of little apocalypse they've had down there. That'll be good. And Gears of War was the next one. I don't even know what the story

in Gears of War is. The Resonator. There's locusts and they're the monsters. There's monsters underground who come up and sort of cause an apocalypse and they've used weapons of mass destruction against them and further destroyed the world. And there's a big twist ending about where the monsters actually came from the lambents or whatever and uh it it's probably all a big allegory for oil like like most

video games are but all it all that matters is you've got like three badass dudes fighting monsters really two you know but but i would want the full cast. You'd want that. Who's the blonde guy? I want him in there. I want, you know who? Oh, oh, oh. Coltrane, baby! Coltrane.

Bob Sapp. I've cast him. Bob Sapp can't fucking act, Woody. But he's big. See this kid cool. You know who plays Barrett, eh? John Cena. He's so funny.

He's the funniest. Did you guys see Ricky Stenicki? He's one of my favorite actors the funniest. Did you guys see Ricky Stanicki? He's one of my favorite actors right now. Ricky Stanicki on Amazon Prime actually cracked me up. I have not seen him. I've not watched, like, no, it's a movie, and I haven't watched, like, a 90-minute movie that makes me laugh six times in decades.

Can you say the name again? Ricky what? Ricky Stanicki. Thank you. Yeah, it's a good one. And John Bernthal as uh uh dom ricky okay no uh dude the next one borderlands i don't know how they're gonna do why do you thumb this out down though by the way why do you submit thumbs i just don't like it i thought they were doing a movie weren't they doing a movie uh let me look more slowly yeah

it is a story you got is weird it was like great at the time and now you look back and you're I thought they were doing a movie. Weren't they doing a movie? Let me look more slowly. Yeah. Yeah. I don't like Borderlands. The story is weird. It was great at the time, and now you look back, and you're like, ugh, this is like. You know what? Borderlands got really lucky, I think. Here's what happened. That game dropped at a time when World of War was just never as popular

as COD 4. COD 4 was almost two years old old and at least my entire universe was kind of getting a little tired of cod 4 you know call it like august or something borderland drops before monomorph or two and uh um there was this opening it wasn't originally cell shaded it just looked like a shitty game and they did that cell shading thing which no one had done before and all of a sudden graphics it was like ah you can't grade them on graphics they weren't really trying it was just a different thing and that uh ain't no rest for the wicked sign the opening never heard a more perfect fit like to get me like hyped for a video game like that and somehow and it worked on me like a six or seven out of ten game became known

as a 10 out of 10 when it really wasn't but i liked borderlands one i think more than the rest of us yeah borderlands one and borderlands two were both awesome games i had a ton of fun playing them but even like as i was playing them like i didn't find the like the the the attempts at humor weren't what kept me going in borderlands it was the random guns with fun and unique abilities that would just spawn where it'd be like oh this one just like shoots chain lightning and it doesn't run out of ammo like youtubers or something like youtube borderlands 3 dropped the ball i played a little bit of that and was like this kind of this kind of play all of them or just the one with me i didn't i don't remember uh i really i remember i played the one with you and i think i played three with harley maybe i don't know which one we played together

but i was taylor played yeah we played briefly and kyle was like i'm not playing this dude kyle it was upsetting door to borderlands uh for me as a gift. Thank you. Even I, the hype guy who dragged us to play that game together, by the time it was over, I was like, I'm sorry. I thought it would be better. Sometimes you show somebody a YouTube video and you're like, dude! Come on!

You're just looking at them, waiting on them to laugh once. You had to be there. You didn't even chuckle. You're just a polite smile the whole way through we'll see what borderlands drops the next one i don't know maybe you do until dawn an interactive horror game i haven't heard of that it's a game that plays like uh like detroit become human which if you've never played is so good oh beyond two souls it's the the games were like it is a movie you walk around jason jason heavy

rain you never played heavy rain that's not my style it's like yeah it's like a point and click mixed with quick time events mixed with heavy rain just playstation pps4 i think or ps3 even yeah yeah but yeah uh the intel dawn is fine it's just gonna be a horror movie the game is just a horror movie so i i'm not excited about that so the next one i also don't know this one horizon 2047 it's from the horizon zero dawn franchise that's cool and very interesting that's the game where you're a a girl and you're you're like it's thousands of years after the collapse of humanity we're trying to build it up again on earth except there's robotic dinosaurs everywhere what's going on what happened you uncover it there's an interesting story behind it so the name of this one sounds like it's the before thing kind of like what i wanted with bioshock

and i'm making this all up in my head based on the title that sounds interesting to me that one's pretty cool that game already feels like a cw i don't like these wrong i don't like netflix netflix isn't going to do a good job. Well, you know what? I thought the League of Legends show was very good for a person who does not watch League of Legends at all and Castlevania, but they're not real people. I didn't know they made a show for League of Legends.

What was... Arcane, I think it's called. Fallout. Prime. Oh, you're right. HBO did Last of us it's good there's two more alan wake um amc when i play a game that's exactly like a movie on so many levels but it has this aspect of a game that makes it extra interesting i can't get excited for the

show really like i'd like alan wake like i love that game but i'm not like oh i want to watch the show the show the games like a show except you know you could play it also uh like bioshock that i'm like how are you going to translate rapture to a tv show that's interesting or fallout it's interesting to see some of these ass like come to life being inside a vault you know fallout's a series where it's fallout is more of a setting than a story yeah exactly and so it it it lends itself to infinite seasons and spin-offs you could if it keeps doing well five years from now there will be like fallout atlanta fallout same place 300 years after like there's so many you just bounce around the timeline too this is like 15 or 20 years after four i think i saw a timeline somewhere and then

todd howard had some statements on the timeline today i think on twitter statements what was he talking about he didn't like um well there's well he created it oh i thought he created the game he did that too oh he would never tell you he didn't like something he created by the way he's one of those guys with the tiny as um futuristic microphone who stands on stage goes fall out it just works and he has those big like yeah he got a shirt tucked into jeans probably probably yeah but definitely a brown leather jacket on top but he he sort of clarified the timeline a little bit because i think when some people saw there's a chalkboard at one point that uh goosey is uh is looking at and um some people

misunderstood the chalkboard of the timeline because you know it says like shady sands and then an arrow to a nuclear explosion and and don't know. I think some people online were misreading it and then thinking they had broken lore. They did break lore a little bit. Is Shady Sands in the game? Yeah, I'm pretty sure it is. But yeah, it almost certainly is.

Was it last game? Huge, but I've never played it. God of War. That'd be fun. Ooh, who's making it? Oh, standby. Amazon Prime. Who's going to play Kratos? I want Jason Statham.

Timothy Chalamet. Jason Statham isn't jacked enough. He could be. He could be. You're trying to drag me into it. Do you want Kratos to sound like Elvis at all? What about the guy who played Ragnar in Vikings? That guy looks like him. Yeah, they don't have any chance. Do you want Kratos to sound like Elvis at all? Because then Austin Butler would be great. Remember the guy who played Ragnar in Vikings?

That guy looks like him. He's a little old now. Okay, that's actually pretty good. How about that UFC fighter from UFC 300 with the red shorts, the Viking dude? Oh, with the samurai dude? Honestly, I think Kratos should be black. No. You're painting him white anyways.

How woke of you. No, he's got to be Greek, and he's got to have a tenuous grasp of English. I'm actually with you on this. I think you're right. I think Kratos should... Well, he's voiced by that big, giant, blackish-colored man. I don't know what he is. Darth Vader it.

Darth Vader it? Wait, what are you wanting to do here? You want to use a black voice on a white man that's what they did wait it is you're correct i'm just clarifying all right so jason statham but with jamie fox's voice yeah about morgan freeman's voice no get that i don't know if you guys saw halo halo season he is a guy the gay blind spartan the gay blind span. He's like albino black guy. Just that type of

vibe would be great. Like a white black man. A black man with white skin. You know what I'm saying? Oh, an albino black man. An African albino. They're tough to come by. Yeah, we also needed to be an actor and very jacked.

It has to be jacked. It has to be an actor. It jacked it has to be jacked it has to be an actor it has to be a black albino african who's greek maybe maybe we shouldn't let us cast this can you infect someone with that we'd all be starring no i'm kratos whoever it is they're gonna have makeup on they have to have makeup on for the most of it. Yeah, it can't be a black guy then because I will not abide white face. My culture is not a costume.

Is it Kratos' kid in it? Because I just think it's hilarious to cast Taylor as like a nine-year-old. That'd be good. Just a giant nine-year-old. B.O. No, that's like... Video game adaptations are weird, right right because you want to maintain your

installed audience you don't want to piss them off because the property is clearly not going to be big enough just to make new halo fans i don't know how halo's staying on the air they say it got good ratings and i heard this great it was so much fun so much but dude but i i listen this is and this is actually a a great thing that's happened for me i invested so much fun so much but dude but i i listen this is and this is actually a a great thing that's happened for me i invested so much emotionally exactly i invested so much emotionally into star wars and i do love star wars and i'll always love star wars but i was so caught up that when the new trilogy came out had the new trilogy hit i would probably be a star wars youtuber today

that's how much it was like it was and i i put so much and then decisions that were made by people that didn't care as much as i did resulted in me having these scars that still haven't quite healed so i'm never again gonna put my emotion into other people's hands for decisions that they'll make ever again now the down part is my hype ceiling will never reach as high as it was episode 789 and all that i'll never get excited anymore like i once did but i'll never be annoyed when they do shit now so if they're like oh they're making uh this uh you know they're doing a ninja turtles uh power rangers adept adept but except the ninja turtles wear the power ranger suits and all the uh power rangers are uh are gay jews i'd be like whatever let them take a crack at it i'm not

i'm not mad i'm not like oh don't do i'm not i'm not protective of my shit anymore do do whatever you want and once i let go of that, and I'll tell you, for me and Halo, this shit, I read all the books. I loved Halo. Halo took up like 30% of my personality for eight years. It was like my number one video game franchise. But because I went through the shit with Star Wars, by the time Halo came around, I put it on. I was like, watch this. He's going to have his fucking helmet off wearing a turtleneck fighting at some point.

Come episode two. I was like, holy shit. I didn't think it was going to happen that fast. But there he is fucking a covenant human. What is happening? If it were the old days, I'd be furious at this. But now when decisions made are bad decisions, that's a laugh for me. Now I laugh at that moment moment and when i put that aside

now i watch halo season two some things happen i'm like yeah that's weird or i'll look back at something from season one that they have to continue doing i'm like yeah that was dumb but the action's great these scenes are fun if they want to succeed in like the video game world like or adapting any old ip like they have to say somewhat true to it because like the like the lord of the ring show is a good example that show flopped like it didn't do well they're making another season they're making another season because they were already bought in but it doesn't matter it did poorly i'm looking at an article right now that only 37 of the people who started the series on the first episode finished the first season.

Because it was just... I didn't finish it. Yeah, see, it was just a ridiculous nonsense adaptation. I didn't begin out of protest. I didn't begin out of protest either. I'm like, no, we're not fucking watching your woke Lord of the Rings. I want Tolkien.

I want from his lips to the screen. That's what I want. Just like Peter Jackson did. A very good representation of the Lord of the Rings for the most part he really did you can make alterations they're upsetting alterations that you can make though

they're pandering alterations that you can make they made Galadriel some warrior princess it's like that's not in this girl power thing they're trying to take what galadriel's actual power was which was like being a strong like someone in tune with magic and whatnot and minimizing that and making her power just a male kind of power swinging swords

and fighting and that's not what that character is and so lord lord of the rings failed and will be canceled after whatever the current contract they have is because they didn't remain true to it. And there aren't enough people who aren't already into Lord of the Rings that want desperately to get into it that it can support that. Like no one like people who weren't familiar with Lord of the Rings who like girl power movies aren't going to watch that whole series because they're not into that world. You know, like it needs to be a good adaptation for existing fans in order for it to be successful i'm still hung up on harley's movie watching baggage right like i i'm with him my mind has been fucking racing on this ever since he said it he is the taylor swift of movie watching right she's 34 years old she's single she has enough baggage to fucking fill the undercarriage of movie watching right she's 34 years old she's single she has enough baggage

to fucking fill the undercarriage of the airplane single-handedly she has a song or something called forever is the sweetest con right she'll never love like she once did before she'll always view these things suspiciously and harley will never be as excited for star wars as he was when he was nothing years ago yeah i never get excited for anything much i get excited but the ceiling how did the emperor return harley i want how did the emperor return oh somehow thank you yes that is the i always think about that what's crazy about that what's so crazy about somehow he returned he is like that happens at the beginning of the movie. And so he's post-op and he's like,

yeah, somehow the emperor returned. So let's say if you were, you were a guy there that were nearby and let's say that somehow the emperor returned, like, let's say you heard post say that. And then you got on a ship and you were traveling to another planet.

Cause that's what you're doing. You're a courier or whatever it is, this other planet. And it takes five days to get to that other planet you sit down and there's a guy there and you just a buddy you're like yo did you hear somehow the emperor returned five days later after this 30-year build-up of the strongest sith ever whatever he'd be like oh somehow the emperor returned this guy after five days he'd be like oh no uh no he's dead again yeah they killed him again. So somehow he returned after 30 years,

and he also gets beat that same week. That's a bad return. Crazy battle, right? The emperor probably used lightning on everybody, and maybe from the sky. The whole sky became lightning hands. They shoot the Death Star. A thunderstorm encircled him,

maybe some Voldemort end game shit they didn't just like cut him in half or anything did they yeah no he didn't even stand up and died he killed himself he died the same way tyrian did just like a crossbow walk yeah she literally like she was he was a troubled man he was electrocuting her and she had a lightsaber but then she took a second lightsaber and put them together, and that somehow bounced it back. And it was just so dumb, because as a huge Star Wars fan, it's like you're going to beat him with two lightsabers.

The lightsaber is like, and I know a lot of people go crazy with my take that I liked Episode 8, but I did want them to cook. Last Jedi, when they were doing weird decisions and stuff, I was like, hold up, let them finish. Let them finish. lot of people go crazy with my take that i liked episode eight but i did want them to cook last jedi when they were doing weird decisions and stuff i was like hold up let them finish let them finish then when they finished i was like oh this ended so bad everything before it was bad but in episode eight i love that they like that luke skywalker threw the lightsaber and i love that he beat them at the end of that movie by projecting force projecting himself in a super pat like nobody was hurt he stopped

this huge army from destroying all his friends and no one was hurt no one got hurt and that was cool that's like next level of jedi taking two lightsabers like a lightsaber it's just a fucking tool and even the emperor like he only used a lightsaber to insult jedis by beating them with their own tool but he never had respect for so it just put it was just the wrong emphasis on shit and i hated it it really bothered me is that what the emperor really did like he used he used his own lightsaber to insult the jedi like whenever he was quickly down under as well okay that's that's cool i didn't know that about down under i've seen it i think we watched it together i love quickly never watched quickly what is that i'm a fan of

quickly down under it is this little known silly movie where like an old west guy who is a good shot goes and saves australia that come close but kyle showed me a movie actually when i was at his place was they live i had never seen they live or heard of it before and watched it at Kyle's house. And I was like, when did this exist? And it wasn't like a meme as it is now or referenced as Duke Nukem shit. So I saw it and I was like, what the fuck? It was like a whole new thing. I was like, that's where he wears the glasses.

Yeah. And you can see. Okay. I've actually seen They Live. That was a good probably on Kyle's recommendation. That was a good movie. So that's Rowdy Roddy Piper, the wrestler, acting and doing a hell of a job. It's a very good movie.

But what I was going to say is Quigley Down Under is Tom Selleck and Alan Rickman. And basically, it's during the time when the ranchers in Australia were literally genociding the aboriginals, just murdering them and so they hire quigley from the wild west they put out this bounty and he's like i come here to you know as a he's a long-range sharpshooter and he thinks he's there to shoot dingoes that are preying on this guy's cattle but he's there to kill the aboriginals and the bad guy is alan rickman who owns the big ranch and the whole the fun part is that Quigley can shoot like, I don't know, 1,200 yards away with his ridiculous custom made rifle.

And so they like beat the shit out of him and they leave him for dead. But he happens to get the rifle and they're riding as fast as they can from Quigley because they know he's got that rifle back there. He's like looking back behind him, faster, faster. And Quigley's taking his time, getting this old-timey antique rifle loaded,

getting the big old peep sight adjusted and twisting it. And he's hurt, too. There's blood in his eyes. So for a minute, he staggers and fixes some dirt in his eye. And then he's... Boom! And it's like three or four seconds later, the cowboy gets fucking shot.

And the bullet is so big, it just blows his chest out the front and he flies off the horse. And Quigley's like, yeah. I'm literally going to watch this, by the way. It's pretty fucking hard. And the ending is great. I was going to tell the ending,

but he's going to watch it. No, I'm actually going to watch it. The ending's fun. Yeah, Tom Selleck. He's a good fucking actor. He's still alive. He's one of those actors that managed to get like a tv show that they just make infinite seasons of and i think old people watch it there's a show called 79 bloods they even make there's like 20

seasons of blue bloods or something where he's like a police commissioner or something with a mustache i laugh in supernatural he was drafted to the vietnam vietnam 20 seasons you're adorable you know what you're gonna be psyched for harley i bet i'm the first person to tell you this is happening there's going to be an r-rated live action ninja turtles movie called the last ronin yeah i'm not i'm not i don't want it to be r-rated wait i did like the newest ninja turtles movie was great i realized i like that was kind of cool i like my ninja turtles when they're teenagers uh it was great it was fun uh but this story i never read this story but i know what it's about i it's about the other ninja turtles three of them die or are

killed and one of them is alive and he wears their their colors as a reference point and he has like a broken shot i think it's rafael and he has like one side he has the bow he has point and he has like a broken shot i think it's rafael and he has like one side he has the bow he has a sword he has like leftovers from the turtles dead brothers yeah and it's always sound like such a dark and crazy story so i'm like you know what cool he's gotta be i think he's the only thing left i wanted to be like shut up and rats how long does a giant mutated rat live anywhere like 30 years tops right I want it to be like, shut up. And rats. How long does a giant mutated rat live anywhere?

Like 30 years tops, right? No, I want it to be like John Wick style where they stomp Master Splinter down. Like they'd outnumber Master Splinter and he holds his own, but then they like net him or use some cowardly tactic against him and then they just stomp him out. And like Raphael or whoever it is. Big Splinter death scene please yeah i want to be a real tear jerker like when that puppy gets started shredders like bite the curb now he's got a he's got an ss tattoo on his arm for some reason

no i think doesn't disney own that shit doesn't do it's marvel right isn't it is it under the marvel umbrella or the hasbro marvel by i don't know way that in the marvel universe you'd be surprised predator is alien first of all 100 do you know what how the turtles got mutated taylor i don't know iron man's runoff like what like you're so close you're so close it was actually the same canister that fell off of the truck spill that blinded daredevil and gave him his power oh my god i forgot this that's true so so during that crash that created daredevil because he's a he created three heroes and a fucking i don't know it was official like it was official but the artist they drew like they story

wise they did that they made it that like crash put the goo and it turned daredevil into some sort of superhero and then it goes into the tunnels and it turns the turtles into a superhero and the guy that taught daredevil how to fight his name is stick and the guy that taught the teenage mutant ninja turtles how to fight taylor splinter the pieces are falling into place what a ridiculous universe they've made wait wait but uh kyle uh sometimes when i'll be like streaming and all people listeners will come in and they'll kind of like say things like sometimes i'll look up the woody does ketamine and like that's it but then someone came in and they were like yo kyle didn't like dune 2

and i was like why and they're like he said it was different from the book and i was like shit you didn't like it did you like dune 1 i don't remember if we spoke uh yeah i liked the first dune movie um the reason i like dune 2 is because it's terribly edited and paced um everything that's on the screen is beautiful and perfect it's just it feels like there's an hour of movie missing i love dune 2 for what's there but it's ruined by what's not there but you read the book before dune 1 no i haven't read any no no no i'm just saying like i'm as i watched dune 2 the movie it's like whoa where are we there's just a saint zendaya lands in an omnithopter at one point it's like where'd you get that we're not gonna talk about where you got a fucking like aircraft.

Oh, you just have it now. And here you are. Like we spend the whole three quarters of the movie talking about, is Paul going to go south of the worm line or whatever, the storms? Then he's just like, oh, the base got blown up. Shit, better go. And he's there. And not only is he there, he's at the temple.

Not as he had the temple. Give me that shit. Glug, glug, glug, glug, glug. And like, and then it's like, boom. Wait, where are we? Oh, Paul's been in a coma for so long. A crowd has gathered now. We just lost all that.

We lost the whole scene where somebody told everybody. We lost the scene where everybody reunited in the storms. We didn't get to see any of Paul's mother, like changing the fundamentalist over to Paul's side. There would have been some kickback there would have been a whole plot line there where she's got to like get her tendrils into people's minds and convince them there there was so much of that movie missing and then all of a sudden um thanos shows back up and it's like damn give thanos a little build up and then once he's there he's just like he's not around long enough he doesn't get to say much he just kind of has a campfire chat or two the movie all the way through it has issues like this where it's like oh shit when paul goes on his i'm gonna be a fucking fremen now journey it's like go as

far as the eye can see and touch the fucking shiny dick and come back beware of the serpents and the genies and the monsters and the ghouls and oh you're back already and you didn't even go you just been chilling with your girlfriend we just skipped the whole journey anything any growth that would have come from it and you're learning how water filters work now that was 30 seconds ago i it didn't it upset me because i was expecting so much and got so little i miss it's missing an hour did you did you like uh blade runner 2049 yeah oh i didn't watch 2049 yet wait what's it oh the first one you saw yeah i've seen the first one on all the cuts i've seen like the definitive cut and the director's cut and the fucking cinematic cut and the blu-ray cut and the fucking laser disc cut and all that shit i don't actually like man i really don't

even i've tried i i'm always like something's wrong with me i gotta try again i don't like the original blade runner really i don't i don't love it I've tried, I'm always like, something's wrong with me, I gotta try again. I don't like the original Blade Runner, really. I don't love it, I just, I would say I appreciate it, and there are certain scenes in it that are magnificent. There's a scene where Rutger Hauer, at the end, is talking about the things he's seen. He's this android that only has a four-year lifespan, but he's S-tier in intelligence and physicality and everything that a person can be. But he's come back to Earth to steal a little more life and he's realizing now that he's not going to get it.

As he dies next to Harrison Ford, he's talking about the things he sings. I've seen fire ships burn in front of nebulas in the dark clouds of the galaxy. And he's just going through this crazy life that he's lived in four

years and and talking about the hopelessness of it all and then i love that scene and i love like two or three more scenes and the rest of it i'm just like i'll sit here for it yeah blade runner 2049 i thought was so good and i loved it but there's like i i'm also looking and i'm like oh i could cut 30 minutes out of this movie uh and and in dune one i thought dune one was great but i hadn't read the book so i thought dude one and i was like that was so awesome then i read the book and there was a lot of things in the book where i was like oh that's what the movie was showing me and now that i know that's as good as you could show that in this movie that's a great job and then so when i

saw the second one i had read the book and there are certain things in the book like you know paul has the the guy that he kills janice that he kills like he raises his child and and and it is with his wife and that i mean you see that coming and and the baby anya taylor joy she's actually like she comes out and she's a baby that is a person and i was just like i wonder if they're gonna put a fucking snapchat filter on a baby how are they gonna show well that's how paul's little sister is supposed to be too yeah at least that's how she was depicted in the og film yeah that's how she was supposed to be she was supposed to be very upsetting yeah that she's like you know uh she she kills uh baron harkonnen and yeah i said they made changes and they made changes yeah and and i i when i saw the first

dune i was like oh yeah that was great that was great and i tell people like you see dune and they're like i don't know it was long i was like yeah or they're like i was i thought it was boring or confusing and i'd be like yeah but when i loved it because my my main piece of reference and not that it's any good but it's the og movie from the 80s so i've seen that many times and i've seen the extended version so i know the fight at the end and how it goes and all i was watching the entire three and a half hour movie or whatever it is waiting on that sword fight at the end i wanted to see paul face down against whoever Sting was going to be. And by the way, that final villain that Paul

has the sword fight with, why was he introduced so late in the story? If you're going to make Bautista be a failure, essentially, and just the muscle, the heavy, he could be in the background and have this guy with the big bald head be the brains all along.

Or at least have him there and be like you get a lot actually like the book of course he does come later in the book but then when he comes you literally get as much of his perspective as paul's like you get a lot from his point of view yeah um i love that actor a lot austin butler he was upsetting looking he was crazy he killed that scene um all of his scenes but he's just yeah the whole thing like i thought when when dude when i saw dune 2 i actually thought better i i have a hard time because i'm actually austin butler fan boy now so i can't i can't even but now i'm looking at now like i saw dune 2 and i was like

my takeaway was this movie was so good i loved it so much when i tell, like I saw Dune 2 and I was like, my takeaway was this movie was so good. I loved it so much. When I tell people like you see Dune 2, they're like, no, I didn't see the first one. I'm just like, skip it. Go see the second one. You're going to catch up. It's really not that like. That's fair.

Like there's really like someone could sum up what happened in four sentences. And that's all the information you'll need. could sum up what happened in four sentences and that's all the information you'll need because all the sexy little intricacies and fine details you wouldn't get from the first movie anyways you would get if you read the book like there's a lot of things like even the gom jabbar the needle at the neck like i when i read the book i was like oh that's what's happening oh yeah you you did it perfectly you depicted it perfectly but if i had to guess from the other way which i did i don't know what the fuck's going on and there's a lot of things like that because the whole plans within plans thing and this is what's hard about the adapt adaptation is something like the plans

within plans like leto's like like uh he has someone that's trying to assassinate him paul atreides dad he's trying to someone's trying to assassinate him and in the book the the mentat the guy who are like the computers he thinks it's leto's wife paula tradie's mom and so in the book because you have the benefit of a book leto really doesn't believe it's his wife but he's acting like he thinks it's his wife because he wants the assassin to know that he's not still looking for the assassin now try and show that in a scene is hard and it just comes off confusing and but then you go back and you read it and re-watch you're like oh that's good so i did have the benefit of the second one of the having the book to like explain all these things and then i started to like decisions i'm like oh i'm glad he didn't have to have janice's wife and kid. I thought what they showed of what's it called?

Prime Gaty Prime. The plan. I thought it was. Oh, that was crazy. That was so cool. We go to the Harkonnen's planet and they just say they have a dark sun, but it's sort of like they have no light spectrum there. It's just black and white.

And so the fireworks are these it i've seen fireworks like that kind of they do these like backwards fireworks for daytime fireworks have you ever seen them it's kind of like a smoky thing no but sick though these were like negative light up there going off that was cool but yeah i was like it was disappointed i was disappointed um but but if people like it they should like it you know my opinion doesn't matter i'm not gonna like everything everybody likes no yeah i thought it was uh like exciting i thought it was more like your thing with the pacing is interesting because you're like i need more from this and i'm like that you give me a three-hour movie and i'm like oh i i looked at my watch and

there was an hour left i was like fuck i wish there was two hours left shows kind of spoil us because we get to go into everything and this dune could have benefit from being a deeper dive but a lot of people aren't advanced like you they don't they don't look at a three hour thing go wish i had more they're like oh that was i wish the entertainment model had a third tier because right now you've kind of you've got movies which are 90 minutes to two and a half hours if you want to be marketable somewhere in there i don't know what oppenheimer was it's definitely on the high end of that but then you've got tv shows which nowadays make 8 to 12 episodes a season with almost unless you're talking about law and order or procedural drama or something like that but i wish that i wish we

still got shows like star trek with 20 fucking episodes season but then there was that third tier those eight seat those eight episode seasons for things like shogun and chernobyl and and some of the stephen king stories lend themselves super well to an eight episode miniseries the outsiders was really good but like if you were going to do uh salem's lot or anything like that like bro you cannot do do Salem's Lot in two and a half hours. It needs to be an eight-hour masterpiece thing. Yeah. I loved...

I just thought it felt like an action movie. It felt more thrilling than the previous one. Do we all agree Doom was boring as fucking not good? I thought after seeing Doom 2, I could see why people would find Doom 1 boring, let's say. But then again, I'll look at a shot, and this is what happened with Blade Runner, is it hangs on some shots,

and I know a normal person, I know it's four seconds too long for them, that shot. I'm aware of that. And the first one was like a very beautiful movie but the second one for me felt more like dark knight to batman begins i i actually love batman begins more than dark knight but it doesn't have the joker it's not fucking crazy exciting so i see why dark knight is more popular dune felt like batman begins and then also started to throw but paul atreides has a transformation in dune 2 and when that transformation happens and the actor does it he embraces it so well that i'm like oh whoa he turned it on it felt like the

whole previous movie and a half was a muted performance because of how much he turned it on now so now he's got the character and now it's over he spends the whole movie denying that he's the guy like it ain't me i don't want it and then all of a sudden he's like i am the i am him and somebody's like you're not he's like you wet your fucking panties at night thinking about your dead granny boy and he goes oh you're him you're fucking him somebody goes i'm not so sure about that he's like your wife your wife has a dick and you suck it oh you're him and it's like he melts the opposition with humiliation i love that scene but that's fucking hilarious. Exactly. I'm not him. I'm him. This is the first thing about Dune I've found interesting in years.

If we keep talking about Dune, I'm going to get my pull-up rack. I'm going to set it up behind me. I'm going to hang myself. Dude, they got a Dune MMO coming out that looks sick. I will auto-asphyxiate myself to death back there just so the audience has something to watch rather than this dude dog

where he's killing me i apologize he did it it was me it was me it was me i'm just trying to fix it we just can we talk star trek wait we didn't even get into hell divers yet harley do you do 3d printing you strike me as a guy who's no i 3D printing. No, I wish I was that guy, but it just misses me in terms of my character build. It's like I'm not a guy that could take a recipe of a thing and programming and put it in my machine and then have these pieces clipped together. I'm going to fuck it up.

I'm just going to add on. I just ordered my first 3D printer. I don't know shit about shit. I just deep, deep, deep dove into the research and it is horrible this is the dumbest thing i've ever done yet here i go it people are like look at this and they made like a tiny little plastic boat check out what i did and it's a goku kyle there are so many gokus in the 3d printing community i don't know what the fuck is it with Gokus, but they're all lame. If I gave you this toy for free, you'd throw it away.

But people are so proud of what they're doing. I want to make a Helldiver costume. About 10 inches cube. I saw how you can make a Helldiver costume, like a helmet and the chest piece and the shoulder. And it has the recipes online right like i'm like honey look how stupid that i'm watching reviews and they have like six toys that fall down at the start of the video showing all their printing success and i'm like honey all these things are so stupid and she's like that's you now i'm like would i make my iron man mask

and she's like yeah are you gonna make an iron man helmet no what are you gonna make with it actually there's a thousand things having to do with i'm into saltwater reef tanks i was gonna say you're putting it in your aquariums right yeah so not like as decorative but like for example where oh i thought it was decorative tank up top and tank under the underneath called a sump and where it returns you want to have all like the flow is very important there should be flow coming from everywhere. Every coral should be having a bad hair day. Well, they're like random flow

generators on the return outlet. They have feeders where I put my frozen food and then it sort of melts and becomes like a scattered, instead of a cube floating around like an ice cube, it melts and then escapes from the feeder. You cut a little lid and cut a hole in your,

your lid is like a screen in front of a window. Cut a hole in that. Now you have little access port and people, there are so many things to 3d print in the reef world. And it just so happens that I have these testers that automate water testing, the chemistry of it. And the form factor is stupid.

It looks like Salvador D uh invented it and people take it out of the case 3d print their own and now you have something that could stack on top of each other and it's better organized i need three of them and they're 140 bucks to have printed so i was like well shit i'm like practically there for a printer and uh i don't know i'm looking for something stupid to do and i just thought thought, because I've seen your, is it bad to call it a toy collection? Your figure collection? I've seen your collection. Oh, dude, I'm straight.

What are you talking about? I've seen your collection. You're like minerals. And I was just like, ah, you know what? It wouldn't shock me if Harley had a little expertise in this or went through a phase like I'm about to. Well, the thing about like a 3D printing that I've always been interested in were stuff like and i thought about it was i buy miniatures of things to like i i got in the mail today uh you know like i go over to the mail and like uh i pick up my mom's house and she's like oh you got mail here and i'm like oh sick and she's like

what is it it's like one is a box and one is like an envelope and i open up the box and i have a little boardroom table with chairs that would fit like a six inch person for pictures you know and i'm like oh yeah and she's like well what's in the envelope but i'm like i don't know when i open it up and it's a rug and i'm like oh yeah i bought a little rug for under this table. And it's like I buy miniature shit. And then 3D printers, people can print things that would be just something like a cool chair or whatever. Cool, you say. Something like you wouldn't have to buy it, whatever, or little accessories.

But it was always so little and stupid that what I wanted, I was like, I could just buy these for a dollar to $5. But the thing you're talking about, the piece that you print, no one sells it as is you have to print it. I, I just started like getting involved in this community. I'm like read only at this point. Right. But people are like, yeah, I'm trying to choose my printer i like to print helmets for renaissance fairs and i'm just like i'm the coolest guy here yeah yeah but that's what i want i literally like i i was looking up because i have a whole bunch of helmets i have like like even like even like this one like like and it's like that like is that yeah yeah no it's uh it was pub g but it's the okay it's like serious like this thing's like the... Oh, is that Tarkov? Yeah, yeah. No, it was PUBG, but it's the... Okay. It's like serious. Like, this thing's like fucking like 13 pounds.

It's like serious as hell. That is cool. And I just like, I have this Halo one. So I'm like, you know what? I want a Helldiver helmet. And when I started looking for it, everything is 3D printed. And then now I'm looking at like weapons from Doom. Like people print a BFG.

You print like 30 pieces if you see something 3d printed you want it less if i see 3d printed i assume it's poorly made well you also then you have to paint it like you have to paint it and that's a process that's that's like a whole thing you definitely you have to send it and like cut off extra pieces and stuff like that and i'm not i'm not bad i'm not bad i don't have that i don't have that ability necessarily um but i i mean it's cool it can be cool i'm i'm over the top excited about it for the coin machines oh look into that money back in no time you know i mean i Just buy the Snickers bars and sell them on the street. If you can print quarters over there, I won't tell anybody.

Yeah. Kyle's got it figured out. I can't think of anything else I'd do with a 3D printer. Carly's making figurines and Woody's making things for his aquarium. Woody's a 3D printer now. You can't think of anything else you'd make, Kyle? Not a thing.

Not one thing. Nope. Man, Woody reciprocates all attachments, Kyle. Actually, that's a good call. I did get an attachment. Woody, you'll like this added to your collection. You know the Theragun? They make a dildo attachment for it.

That Theragun is powerful, man. Yeah, but you've got a digital. I got the cheap Therag um and it's just it's like 35 on amazon and it's got a little digital power power scale so you know put that thing on 10 and good work dude i the first massage gun i wore it out so i bought a second one but i felt like it's called the throw like how far the little massage percussion thing moves it was a little weak it was like just a little more than like a vibrator so my next one has more throw but it beats the fuck out of you like i actually

like it at full speed i've went because it's slow speed like you know the intermission between the hits is long enough to hit like you you're pushing it into yourself so if it hits slower it hits deeper the fast one almost vibrates on top so i needed to go fast because it's a lot mine was expensive the second one anyway i stopped using mine because it was like your dildo maybe i was yeah my dildo because i was like oh man why don't i just worn out yeah i'm never gonna get there with these sissy gasms and so cards for me but that that theragun i bought i think i bought the same one you did kyle not the uber fancy one the amazon one and like after just like maybe three sessions of using it on my quads

after leg days i was just like this sucks like this is i just did a hard leg day that's the punishment now i have to come up here and pummel myself for some sort of benefit. I need to 3D print a wall mount for it. Because sometimes I ever see that they make that... Now he can make it. They make this curved thing

that you put it in. I've seen it somewhere. Oh, I saw one that they literally make a suction cup wall mount that that goes on you know the rotating brushes that cows will go to in the field to like rub their necks on it i guess a happy cow is a productive cow i don't know what the scoop is but um i want one but it's a theragun where i can like walk up to it and put my lower back on it and wiggle a little bit. That would be cool.

Just look like a bear scratching yourself on a tree. You make those, you're like, oh. Jackie's like, what are you doing? You ever heard of a sissygasm? Nothing. It has nothing to do with you. Always up my ass. Is that a power saw

you know Jackie everything I do alone isn't going to be your favorite thing another callback yeah there you go you want to do the ads we got to talk some UFC at some point because it was I have to make a piss but I'm listening

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It's hard to do. You've been eating them this whole time? Yeah, I've been boosting them. Yeah. But anyway, I'm in a weak phase and it's just pleasant for me. I like no calories. If you move to Woody's point, don't like Kyle's tolerance is absurd and I don't think it is anymore it's fucked up

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That's a good point. Because I need some lower dose shit too because I don't often eat the edibles anymore. I mostly just vape. So the edibles are very, very strong. Oh, and the double doinks are very strong if you're looking to smoke. So strong. Love the double doinks.

Again, I bet our whole audience knows more than me. But when you smoke, it doesn't last as long, right? Correct. Not as long as an edible. It gets quick and it goes away quick. Yeah, exactly. A couple hours. And that's what I prefer most of the time.

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He'd fill my quim to the brim. My quim to the brim. As I say, I used to tell my friend Lois that we used to sit and drink and talk about how much gum we'd had. My quim is brimming, I'd say. We'd stand up on the park bench and compare wet spots.

Those days are over. Quim is a pussy. That is a very old school term. It's how Disney managed to sneak in Loki's mean... There's a part in one of the early Avengers movies where Loki's in a cage and they send in Scarlet

Witch to interrogate him because that's what she does. And he calls her a mewling quim. Which means it's a loud mouth cunt. But he said it fancy, so nobody'd mind. I didn't know what that meant. I remember that.

Mewling Quinn. Yeah. If you use words I don't understand, you're probably stupid. Yeah. Probably. That's how that works. I use a word you don't know, it's because you're dumb. You use a word I don't know. Wow because you're dumb you use the word i don't

know wow fucking professor over here bragging you got a calendar is that what you're doing loser a mule and quim is a victorian era slang term intended as a derogatory insult put simply it means whining vagina loudmouth works too yeah yeah when A whining vagina is like more offensive than a loudmouth cunt Cunts been muted a lot By Australians Yes agreed Yeah but not over here Go in the bank and drop a c word and see how it goes

What would I be calling someone at the bank that for That's what I'm saying Well sometimes those ATM fees Are a little out of line I'd feel uncomfortable calling someone at the bank a whining vagina, too. You call them a mewling quim and they won't know what to think. Say it with a smile.

Oh, you're a mewling quim? And use an accent when you say it. They'll think you like, they'll say kazointite or something and you'll be on your way. They're like, hello, I've had a I've suffered a stroke since the last time I came in for money. I know you all recognize me at my bank. The only way I can speak

is in an accent at this point. The neural wiring is destroyed beyond decomposition. A mewling quim. Oh. Loki and Scarlet Witch. Yes! That's not what I'm going for.

It's not Scarlet Witch, it's Black Widow. It's Scarlet Johannesson, as you said. That's what I was looking for. I didn't even know I was wrong. Oh, Scarlet Johannesburg, that's funnier. You know, you're really making fun of someone with a disability. I mean, we all have disabilities here. I read today that that

concussion that I had that caused the seizure definitely was some sort of severe brain trauma that probably should have been scanned. So we're all diminished to some extent. But we watched Scarlett Johansson. Scarlett Johansson.

Scarlett Johansson. She's my favorite South African actress. Johannes Berg. There's a city in South Africa. Oh, I knew that. I'm an idiot. We use a lot of big words.

We all assembled in the $50 patron discord this past weekend. There were, I don't know, 15 of us or so. And we fired up the we all paid and watched on our own streams of course for ufc 300 and i had a fucking blast i watched from 6 p.m until 2 a.m that's how long it fucking took to get those fights my wife was laughing at kyle's jokes the next day there was. There were two in particular that tickled us. One was the coach was like,

put your arm around it! Get up! And Kyle screams back, he won't let me! And everybody was rolling. And then there was a Patreon in the chat who was advising the fighter of what he needed to do to get the W.

And everybody appreciated that. And Kyle's like, you know, maybe fucking get his coach on the line and send a text or something. Tell this guy out. Trevor Whitman's fucking number. Let's text him. Aim for the chin. The guy was like, see, where Yachi'sethje's messing up here he's hitting holloway

in the body he should hit him in the chin and we're is that what he's saying shit we gotta tell him he doesn't know they hit him in the chin i mean it's just it's just justin gaethje you ever justin gaethje's best fight ever he fought a one-armed man you ever see that and it's in like uh no i don't know he was in strike force or like professional fighting league whatever that thing he was in the dude was missing most of his left arm like he had oh that guy's tough as fuck he hit you with that nub yes dude i and gaethje didn't seem to take him down he doesn't take down anybody but he just banged with this guy and i think it went two or three rounds with this one armed man.

It was crazy. I talked to Lozon about that guy and Lozon was like, he had long story short. He had Joe's full respect. That guy is a good fighter. I mean, fuck, he's got one fucking arm. Like if you do anything, he has one hand. He kind of has two. Okay.

That's fair. He has a stub. It's like half, you know, It's not long enough to jab him. He has two elbows, I think. There you go. He's got elbows. I'm watching a clip of it right now. And he'd be better if he had a second hand.

I'm calling it. I'm calling it. You should call his coach. He should get a hand. Should they give him a hand the way that they gave that South African murderer blade legs?

The Blade Runner. I think he got out. Did he? Yeah, I think he's out. Jamie Lannister. We all assembled and watched the main card for sure, everybody together. It was okay. It wasn't great. i didn't think it was

good i thought the problem was the uh the ladies fight was a like i don't think anyone in our group who was comprised of ufc fans of like i don't know some people care a little some people care a lot nobody cared about that fight we just don't care about those two chinese patrons yeah and like they care about a couple yellow women they were hot but they didn't did either speak english yeah wayley's learned a few phrases she's and i appreciate that honestly like like clearly she's got some handlers back in china making sure she speaks english so she can spread that commie fucking nonsense with her Chinese flag up there on the podium. Anywho, I was there for the BMF. Every fight was good, frankly.

Aljamain Sterling, I think that's the one who wrestle-fucked the guy for three rounds and had the boring-ass fight. Oh, is that how he won? That was awful. But everybody else was pretty fucking good. Perea, fucking... How about they introduce stuff like if there's a really boring fight, they're like, Joe Rogan can be like, all right. The Twitter polls have shown that this is a lot drop below 32 percent approval rating, which means round five will be the spider round.

Spiders will be released into the octagon as they're fighting. Spiders. Yeah. Spiders will be probably. as they're fighting. Spiders. Yeah. Spiders would be probably worse. What if in addition to training for the fight,

they trained a companion dog to help them? I could put a dog fighting. Can you introduce the dog? No, not dog fighting. The dogs are going to attack their opponent, their team. Well, the people are going to fight back. Yeah, I would absolutely. The strategy would be take out the dog first.

Yeah, but Joe, how do you think that Justin Gaethje's corner, getting access to his corner, getting the paintball gun this round is going to be? I don't know. Gaethje is a sharp shooter. He aims for the eyes, Don. I've seen it many a time. He blunts. Well, Joe, despite without the paintball gun, has a notoriously low record.

Oh, yeah, it's a dog fight match so how are you going to approach it right away when i get him then i'm killing the dog first yeah the first time to do is i'm definitely gonna break the dog's jaw throw a steak down they can have a steak was that your secret item everybody else brought a gun behind my ears. I didn't check. It's a fucking cartoon. Woody has a string of sausages. I coat my opponent in bacon grease. Oh, this is brutal. He's painted an open train tunnel on the side of the cage, and now a train is barreled into him.

You don't like to see that, folks. That's not the sport I remember. That's disgraceful. His face is covered with that black sooty smoke and his hat has exploded. Yeah, that's how I'd improve the sport. The main event

for most people was the BMF title, the Made Up Bad Motherfucker Belt, and they had Justin Gaethje, one of the BMF title, the made-up bad motherfucker belt, and they had Justin Gaethje, one of the hardest-hitting, probably the hardest-hitting 155er, fighting Max Holloway, former lightweight, or former 145-pound champion of the world. And everybody was counting Max Holloway out because he was too small or he couldn't hit hard enough

or he couldn't absorb the strikes or he couldn't deal with the leg kicks or whatever it may be i thought so as well i was there to watch my one of my favorite like hero fighters max holloway like a really good guy like good guy fighter like like genuine nice guy no one has a bad thing to say about him and he's funny and well-spoken and he he represents his people i like all that shit i was there to watch him get destroyed and somehow he beat gaethje almost every round i think badly he broke gaethje's nose at the end of the first round with a spinning back kick to the fucking face and it was downhill from there and with and with the wind secured with 10 seconds to go in the fight all he has to do is just nothing all he has

to do is defend himself for 10 more seconds. He says, right here! And he points to the center of the cage. And they stand at arm's length from each other and they throw hands for the final 10 seconds. And with two, maybe one second to go, he fucking knocks Justin Gaethje

unconscious, bloody spittle flying through the air, knocked out, laying there, still unconscious, knocked spittle flying through the air, knocked out, laying there still unconscious, knocked out. And the best part is they made the bonuses for that night $300,000. And I was screaming. I was like, that's $300,000. That's $300,000.

It was $600,000. Gachey takes the mic. He's like, I want performance of the night and part of the night. $600,000. And then I woke up in the i'm sorry holloway takes the mic oh did i say it wrong i'm sorry yeah yeah holloway took the mic and then i i woke up the next morning wanting to know how it worked out i couldn't stay up any longer it was already like 2 a.m but uh i woke up the next morning and sure enough he got all 600 grand

as bonus in addition to his like one and a half mil like for yeah he got a pay-per-view cut i didn't know yeah yeah i sent i sent those numbers the other day everybody got paid very well even the bottom guy which was probably lopez the guy with the funny haircut from brazil i think he got like 62 grand or something yeah nobody on that card lacked fan appeal and of course when you're a prize fighter that's what gets you paid how many people want to watch you fight alex perea might be the goat. Alex Perea might be the fucking goat. He's only fought like seven or eight UFC fights or something like that.

He had two belts at two weight classes in kickboxing. And now he's come over here and secured two belts at two weight classes in the UFC. And he's wanting to go to heavyweight now. And I don't know. Yes, he wanted to go to heavyweight now. And I don't know. Yes, he wanted to go to heavyweight at the next event. What? Yes. They said no.

But that's what he was asking for. He wasn't hurt. So a lot of times people don't know the reason you can't fight at the next event is because you got a little banged up and they make you rest for 60 days or something. But he wasn't banged up. He secured the two of five pound belt by beating that ninja, that Prohaska guy who had come back. And then he's defending his belt against Jalen or whatever.

against um jalen or whatever anyway big black guy that guy used to be the he used to be the champ but he relinquished it right after year he relinquished it because he ruptured his achilles playing basketball so like he's a former champion at this weight class rightfully so and perea destroyed him not close he put that touch of death on him it wasn't even some big like perfect left hook that clipped him and you saw his head do that twitch thing he on him. It wasn't even some big, like, perfect left hook that clipped him, and you saw his head do that twitch thing. He punched him kind of, like, in the middle of his face, like under the eye and to the left of the nose, and just turned that big dude's lights out.

I can't believe Israel Adesanya beat him. I think he beat him once in three tries or something like that. One out of three. Two in kickboxing Ls and then the one UFC L. So one out of four, right? Because he has a WLF. One out of three two two and kickboxing l's and then one the one ufcl so one out of four right because he's done out of four yeah so yeah well one win three losses but yeah even that is like damn and peret is much bigger than adesanya so that's part of it yeah he's a he's a giant um i it it's uh it's a pretty cool time for the ufc right now i'm looking forward to seeing they they conor mcgregor is coming back he's fighting um chandler um in july or something like that the date is suspicious dates posted apparently they the ufc has been icing connor

make trying to make him sign a like an eight fight deal thinking that maybe he does four of the fights but no matter what he has to retire with them and he doesn't get to do his boxing promotions or anything like that. And there's been like, that's what's been tying it up. Yeah, he can't go make another 50 mil out there, 100 mil out there. Imagine if he had a good fight with a Paul

brother, like one that boxing people enjoyed watching. The icing, well, one thing that I know is they have to offer the fighters, i think it's three fights a year so unless connor's deal is different connor's been turning down offers now what they can do is offer them fights he hates you know like we're not giving you connor money right often like connor might have a contract that says he earns a million but he expects 10 million because he's connor and they're like, all right, we'll let you fight someone

no one gives a shit about for $1 million. And Connor's like, no, I'm not going to do that. I beat this guy, no one cares. It diminishes me to beat this guy. But still, the idea that they're icing him, I don't know how they'd ice him. They have to offer him fights. Yeah, they're trying to force him sign a long to

sign a long-term contract a new one that that would be um that would keep him because i think he's only got one or two fights left on his ufc contract or something like that there's something what's fair i don't even know like he's kind of a special case because he kind of built the company um and the company built him too i wouldn't say he built the company even i but but he was so big like like billions of dollars came in because of him i would say in the long run he increased the valuation of that company at a very important time but it's a partnership right if connor did that same thing in k1 would he be connor no no i mean i mean i get it like there's give and take but i i don know. I would like to see him be a free man and not have to fight eight more fucking fights in the UFC.

I think he's just about done anyway, so I don't even know. I'm just glad they're finally going to do it. Get it over with. I want to see this. Look, Conor's not going to win any more belts, right? He doesn't have the mind for it. The steroids thing is going to be a problem. I don't think Conor's ever going to be

champing again. That's my take. Also, what is he? 34? Something like that? 37? They can make him champ. If he comes in, he beats Chandler. 170. He comes in, he beats Chandler. He's going to beat Leon Edwards. I

don't think he can beat Leon Edwards, but I do think that maybe they could wait. They could stick somebody in there that he could beat. It's almost a storyline sometimes. If they don't want somebody to be the champion, it doesn't seem like they get to be champion very long. He's not going to beat Islam Makhachov. He's not going to beat Leon Edwards. He's not going to beat islam makachov he's not going to beat uh leon edwards

no he's not going to do it at 185 duke is to play whatever how do you say that they can give him an opportunity i'm with you there yeah they can't make him win and i don't think so connor's never going to be champ again as a viewer i want to see connor fight chandler go off into the sunset rematch um who's the greatest boxer of all time money mayweather yeah rematch wayweather go fight jake paul go fight mike tyson i don't give a fuck i'll watch yeah there's lots of times i'm willing to fight tyson might not be alive in time like like i i strongly think that jake paul is gonna smoke mike tyson i think he might knock him the fuck out i i don't know what people are thinking that man is 57 okay and jake paul is 26 or 27 or something like that and jake paul is

juiced to the gills and they'd be like mike's on juice too you think mike is on a cutting edge olympic style program because i promise you multi-millionaire jake paul is. He's got the best dopers there are souping him up. He is a fucking chemistry lab in a muscle suit. I don't know anything about boxing. He's hitting pads hard as fuck. He looks fast. I don't know enough about boxing either.

I know he's favored. I do know a little bit about getting old. I'm probably a subject matter expert. He's favored in that fight? Yeah. Can you fact check me, Zach? I'm pretty sure. By me? No, that I, yeah.

I lost my train. But I think that he's favored. And oh, oh, I have seen my own athleticism get stolen from me when you're not looking. I'll just do a thing, like fucking jump off a kitchen chair. And it's like, well, yeah, that's different than I remember. Yeah.

What do you know? Things just get and people see Mike Tyson hit pads for 15 seconds on video. One, sometimes his videos are from a long time ago and they don't realize that. on video. One, sometimes those videos are from a long time ago and they don't realize that. And two, Mike Tyson looking like Mike Tyson for 15 seconds is light years different than

him looking like it for 12 rounds. So let's see. Jake Paul and Tyson odds reveal a narrowing gap with Paul holding a 62% chance of victory. Okay, so he is, initially he was a heavy favorite and now he's a favorite. Yeah, they're trying to cover their asses that there's so much money on Paul.

Yeah, well, people are going to bet on Tyson if he's that big an underdog because the payout's better. Yeah, okay, that's fair. That's crazy. I'm shocked. I actually like nothing you said was wrong, but I just feel like this guy's been boxing his entire life like he's been doing it for like he's 57 years but heavyweights their existence is long is later

most heavyweights exist in boxing in the 30s and i know he's double that but it it's like i just this is a little heavyweight tyson fought at like 205, 210 or something. He was a little heavyweight, but it's... I mean, if you look at the win-loss record, YouTubers beat the fuck out of professional fighters. They're the toughest people on the planet. Do you think that I... I've seen Woody destroy

handfuls of gaming YouTubers in hotel lobbies The only way to beat a YouTuber Is to get another YouTuber That's true How do you stop a bad YouTuber with a gun I'm going to go get my dad I'm going to go get Woody

You don't talk to me like that I'm going to get that guy over there I think we're gonna see jake paul outbox mike tyson yeah beat him up on netflix what a weird sentence right yeah on netflix really i mean like i i thought about it and my thoughts initially and i am shocked about the favorites here the the odds my thought was like yeah like tyson's old but he's been doing this for so long and i was watching it i don't know a lot about boxing at all but i was watching the thing about sports is

the longer you do it the better you get that's what they always say yeah and i'm sure like as long as jake's been alive tyson's been not boxing but like it's like i i imagine in my head uh that if that this was gonna be a game of pads they're doing like it's just it's an exhibition there's not a big deal but i was thinking that if you were jake do you take that clean hit if you find the opportunity and punch mike tyson in the face jake paul's definitely there to knock mike tyson the fuck out so that he can be the guy that knocked mike tyson the fuck out of course right so he the guy that knocked Mike Tyson the fuck out. Of course, right? So he's going to try and do that, right? But then so Mike Tyson's going to turn it on and there's only two minute rounds, but like, you don't

think Mike Tyson would fuck him up? No, I don't think he's got to switch anymore. I think Mike Tyson fucked me up and I wouldn't even know it happened. I'd just wake up, hopefully. Let me do this. Jake Paul's going to destroy him. Jake Paul's... I like Jake Paul. He looks great. He looks so great. You ever seen him in real life? Compared? Yeah. He's big. Harley. Alright, so so this is a good question i'm sorry to interrupt you're big

harley jake's big right like not tall like not as tall as you but taller than everybody else in my mind in my mind's eye my mind's eye fbs russia is taller than the same fbs russia is bigger than jake paul in my mind's eye i did a thing and i met both those guys i did it i did a thing with uh logan paul and logan was much bigger bigger than me logan paul's much bigger than jake yeah that's what i meant to say initially by the way what was like that guy was shockingly big and like well built like like like he's just got good genetics it's like dude your neck it's like my thigh so he's like captain america after the serum yeah harley let me ask you this uh the top basketball player in the nation

right now in college is this guy named zach eddie from purdue you probably don't know much about him but take this guy the number one college basketball i'm not taking any guy bro just hear me out straight dude you think larry bird can beat him uh i i i think all athletes today go through a harder process than athletes today's larry bird yes that's what we're doing with mike tyson's today i just saw larry bird in a car i thought a commercial prime i just saw larry bird in a commercial let me tell you he's got old face now you can barely recognize him and they didn't let him say a word he was he used his height to I just saw Larry Bird in a commercial. Let me tell you, he's got old face now. You can barely recognize him, and they didn't let him say a word. He used his height to find out what was creeping around in the attic.

I don't know. It was like a pesticide commercial or some shit. So, no, Larry Bird cannot ball anymore. Maybe he's 3J. He's in pretty good shape. If we do three-point contest, I bet Larry maybe tons of ncaa players but can we take michael jordan i think mike tyson's more of a michael jordan in his space you know as a larry bird so i get your point because the skin how old is jordan yeah i think larry bird is way older

than michael jordan right he was before's 61, so that is a fair comparison. Yeah, I don't know. I bet Jordan loses to the top college player right now. Oh, yeah. Yeah, for sure. Yeah, for sure. He's 61, man. Maybe if Jordan had devoted his life to being good at basketball at 61,

that'd be a different story. But that man likes to play golf, gamble, and drink. You said he doesn't have a switch anymore. Banking on the fact that he's not a killer anymore? Because that's a big factor. No, he's on TRT. He's got a 19-year-old's fucking endocrine system right now. So he's good on the hunger or the fire or whatever.

I just don't think he has that confidence. I think he lost that 25 years ago. And I don't think his body is going to keep up. Dude, if Jakeul beats up mike tyson that's crazy that's crazy i don't have i know it was i'm going to make one for sure i i at this point i would bet on tyson 100 and i don't even gamble but now i'm kind of like i think i should gamble here's the problem that's what i thought when tyrone woodley fought jake paul i was like this is such a mismatch i I almost put $10,000 on it.

I was like, am I going to win money? I'm not going to win $13. I don't give a fuck about that. Like I want to win actual. Yeah. Wait, who'd you bet on?

I didn't bet. Thank God, because I would have chosen the loser. I was so confident. How sad would that discord call have been, Woody? Man, I've been like,

ah, shit, man. Dropped in a bucket. Fuck that I'd be like, ah, shit, man. Dropped in a bucket. Fuck that shit. I'd be like, damn. And Dirty would be, double down,

Woody. Double down. Let's play some back and right. We'll get it right back. $200 a hand. We're going to gamble our way out. That always works. I've seen Dirty gamble his way out of problems before. Yeah, and that's a long-term solution. That's going to keep paying off.

Some of those degenerates that we would gamble with would go on, and after the poker game, whether they lost a bunch of money or won a bunch of money, they'd go play Baccarat, and it'd be like these crazy swings, and people would be like in trouble financially taper taylor i mean like can't order food tonight trouble and like bills aren't gonna be able to get paid this month trouble and they'd be like they'd be playing fucker rock and all of a sudden 1300 1500 2200 all right pull it it's holy shit. That really just happened. It's beautiful

when it actually happens. Every gambler out there should remember it's going to happen. Just keep doubling. You can't win if you don't play, gamblers. You can't win if you don't play. It's like that meme where the miner was so close to the gold or the diamond

or his victory or whatever. Don't be that kind of gambler, boys. Yes, commit. It's a smart thing to do. That's what the casinos don't want you to know. The longer they have you in there, the more your chance goes up, up, up of leaving

with the money. I'm glad that's not my addiction. You have to pick an addiction. What would it be? I do. Right off the bat, I do. Like you said, you're glad that's not your addiction. What makes that addiction special is there's no downtime.

Every other addiction, let's say it's Coke. Yes, it's very expensive, but you have to see a Coke dealer. You have to go get it. You have to go through this scenario this sketchy thing where you're gonna you know and then you do it and then there's it fucks you up you don't eat you're gonna have to eat so you have to get you have to eat you have to stop to eat whatever uh alcohol is so fucked up and crazy but then you're a drunk and everyone around you is going to pull together to stop that gambling there is none of that you can lose your savings

at lunchtime one time like gambling is there is no middleman there is no down period there's no hangover there's no coke dealer there's no plug it's directly into your pocket you don't even have to go to the bank you can just siphon it all out right there. And it's a crazy one. That's a crazy. Did you see that video on Reddit of the guy? The guy. Addictions people choose. But go ahead, Kyle. There's a video of a guy on Reddit.

He's playing slots, like video slot, video poker or something. And you see him do a bank transfer and he slides $20,000 onto that slot machine. And then he hits it. I think he's paying like $700 a hand or something. And it's going $700, $1,400, $2,100, $2,000. And he's just like 700 a hand or something and it's going 700 1400 2100 20 and he's just boom boom boom boom boom eating through 20 grand as fast as we're talking right now i did that on such a small scale i was a teenager with a fake id and i had two rolls of quarters and how many quarters are in a roll 40 i lost right 80 times in a row coins you

can ask me about fucking coins right now yeah i lost 80 times in a row and it was like i'm making like minimum wage at this point that happened to me too i put 25 down on blackjack the minimum lost that 25 and i was like i'm never gambling again. It's a good way to do it. If I had to pick an addiction, I'm thinking sex addiction. What's the downside? Sex with women. I think sex, well, then you could catch

some, you can get AIDS or something. If you're really addicted. I've listened to enough Opie and Anthony of Jim Norton talking about his sex addiction and his prostitute addiction that I're like, like I've listened to enough Opie and Anthony of Jim Norton talking about his sex addiction and his, his prostitute addiction that I was like, oh, this is a world I didn't know existed at all. And he like, he would, he has so many funny clips where Anthony or someone, it's like 2006 or something. So they can get a little wilder. And Anthony's early in the morning, like Jim, you seem a little tired.

You, you good. and Jim's like ah didn't sleep at all last night was having a great night 1030pm rolls around and I'm ordering prostitutes and they can't make a house call and so I'm having to go out to whatever the fuck neighborhood and now I'm looking for prostitutes

and I see cops around and I'm trying to pretend and I have a really good face to for someone who's just befuddled and lost. You know, I'm befuddled, lost. Oh, where am I? I'm out there looking for prostitutes and I find one. Ends up she's a man. I do it anyway.

He's hysterical. He's committed to the cause. Yeah, he doesn't care. It's like it clearly caused his life a huge number of problems. yeah he doesn't care it's like it clearly caused his life a huge number of problems i would say like see that's shocking to me because you can order an escort that'll just come to your place like as easily as you can order something off of doordash or any other fucking app everything's in your pocket really like escort services are legal i've never used one but like they're legal in every major city if you search your city escorts and just click

that first link it's not a trap like you can go in there and chat with a girl and really yeah what's illegal is body houses uh and uh like what is that like uh like if my home if you came to my house and paid me and i fucked you in my home that is illegal like the to have a place of business here like that run a whorehouse but someone can do house calls someone can go to your house and come inside and you know and then you can come inside and then they get the fuck out and you give them 250 dollars you can't you can't you can't stand you can't stand you can't stand on a street legal this i mean you can't stand on a street corner and solicit someone for sex. All I'm saying is legally this is advice.

Everything I'm saying is a written script, part of an interactive art experience where the audience gets to participate. Taylor. Nothing is true. So in a lot of places, prostitution is legal anyway. Australia is just straight up legal, legal. Definitely in the US, the practice of escort services is

this happy median, apparently, that everybody's okay with. Those are prostitutes who come in and every hotel bar, not every hotel bar, but every nice hotel bar has prostitutes who come in like... And every hotel bar, or not every hotel bar, but every nice hotel bar has like prostitutes sitting there waiting. If there's a single lady dressed well, like sitting there at a hotel lobby, like it's 50-50 that she's a prostitute.

I thought escort just meant prostitute. And so that like they'd be watching those sites too because it's just... What they're doing isn't illegal though. They're like, hey would you need an escort tonight yes i do all right and then you ask you escort uh she comes and you escort her over to the bed and then of your own volition so happens there's chemistry you know why i feel i feel like a little half and half as they say remember that phrase taylor half and half half

and half what does it mean? It's like half oral and half vaginal. It frustrates you and then leaves. Negotiate yourself a little fee there and get down to business. Everything seems on the up and up to me. This isn't legal advice or anything. I also want to say, I know no one's going to believe me, but I don't have

an experience with prostitutes zero it's not a thing that i ever was about or wanted to do um i've like uh been with girls that i know have been a sex worker to some extent you know whether if it's even being a webcam girl or whatever but i have friends and i always did a friends even for the longest time like when i'm playing halo 2 online i have friends that are taking a portion of their work budget and they're going out and they're getting like hookers on the weekend and as appealing as it was to me because i'm like whoa that's so cool you get to them that's crazy uh i'm also like terrified at the idea of letting this stranger into my home and onto my bed or going to their bed or going into a hotel. Great of what?

And doing it with them. I don't like the vibe of that. It's pretty skeevy. You like to have sex outdoors? I don't want to sound like, listen, let's say I meet a girl and we hit it off and it's great. And she's like, oh, the night before I met you, I had sex with the three basketball teams. She must be loaded. I'd be like, hey.

Can I borrow some cash? I'd be like, now it's my turn. But I wouldn't have a problem with that. I'd be like, now it's my turn. But I wouldn't have a problem with that. But I don't want a person in my bed who sucked nine dicks before they came here. Yeah, it's great. Well, it's hard out there.

Yeah. And I respect it. That explains why you made me get on. You need one of those right-wing YouTubers to be like, oh, yeah? You want a girl who has never sucked nine dicks? What race does she need to be? Is she but just not today just not today that's my thing with a point two percent margin of error like they just they just blew them yeah yeah i agree with you harley it's it... Like I smell them. I would smell them on her. I've been in a shower before. I understand, but it's like...

And I'm also... I'm coming from a person I really don't... Like a girl's past never bothered me. I'm just saying actively, I don't want to be a customer. I feel like we're all customers, frankly. Now, I've only done it once or twice, I think. And I didn't, frankly...

I didn't ever do any of the paying. it was like a thing that happened but we're always paying like if you're dating and like i don't know totally totally yeah but there's more to it when i feel like i've taken out a girl the person i probably when i was single took out a girl who was one at one point maybe or to an extent an extent, some way, shape, or form. And then I have taken her to a dinner that was very expensive and or on a whole night and then done it with that person. Yeah. But that's different in my brain. You know what I did?

I did the stupid thing. I got the prostitute and then I took her to the expensive dinner. I almost like that better. Now it's a story in my head. I'm like, what am I doing? It's crazy now. I'm so naughty. We had what was probably the worst sex of my life that ended with an orgasm,

and then I took her to one of the more expensive dinners i've ever paid for in my life why on earth would you do that i don't know i'm going i'm going you want i was going with the flow taylor you know sometimes you just you just sometimes you just go with the i like that i do that a lot wind at your back and you say let's let's fucking go for a ride what do you want to do now other than how was the conversation oh pretty good because i you know like like i'm i you know i was cracking jokes about like the absurdity of of the whole thing and then jeremy was there and so he'd never been in like a fine restaurant before so he was hilarious you know jeremy is you know missing teeth he's a hick i love jeremy i do he's a nice guy he's kind soul but but he's a hick you call him a hick he'd admit

to being a hick he's he has a tattoo of the rebel flag and another that i gave him okay he's hardcore and and there he is like sitting there um the waiter comes, and he orders a pickle shot in the middle of the light, and they look at him like he's speaking Swahili, and he breaks down what a pickle shot is as if he's speaking to a moron. The waiter's wearing a fucking bow tie. He goes, it's a

pickle shot. It's a shot of pickle juice and a shot of tequila. Real simple. And I'm like, holy shit, you're being rude to a fancy man. Don't do that. I see you're not accustomed to people sitting down and immediately ordering multiple alcoholic beverages.

That's what he does. And you're going to want to keep those coming. That's what he said. I'm paying three or four dollars a beer and twelve dollars a shot for these pickle shots. And the guy goes, we have bread and butter pickles in the kitchen. I suppose we could dip the seeds out.

He's like, that'll do. Because he was clearly being like, no, man, don't order that. So when we ordered the entrees, you know, everybody else ordered normal fucking entrees. I have a steak and a baked potato and a salad. Oh, yeah, four shrimp on top. Let's go. He's like, I'll have the lobster macaroni. He goes, and what for your entree?

This is a multi. No, no, no. A big bowl. That lobster macaroni, that sounds good. They brought it to him. They made him a big bowl of macaroni that sounds good and they brought it to him they and they made him a big bowl of macaroni and he sat there and he ate lobster macaroni while i ate like a a fucking steak and she ate a goddamn crab or a lobster or some shit and it was the most awkward thing

ever and he drank he drank 80 dollars worth yeah of course yeah i mean as charming as a as a dirty whore and and dallas can be or what was it houston maybe um that was that order yeah she knew how to fucking order but but also she didn't know how that was the bitch that had her period and had one of those like um diaphragms or cups in and then i knocked that thing loose and then what by the time i looked down it looked like jason had murdered her pussy Like I had blood all over my thighs and groin. Like, like I, it was, it was disgusting. I said, we're blood brothers. Tried to go for a little levity after that.

That was gruesome. Blood all over me. You get tested regularly. Dude, you know, what are you going to do? I think I had open wounds, too. A pig had bitten me either that night or the night before. Wow. You know, the more you tell the story,

the more it seems like there were three stooges at this dinner. I want Netflix to make this more than Borderlands. Well, if a fucking prostitute's blood got in my pig bite. Well, I'm not the hick. That was that other guy. Dude, I was playing a goddamn character. So when we go meet these people to do business with them, they would expect that character.

And I aim to impress. So it was like that time I smashed that bottle and ate those mashed potatoes. I was doing the same thing out there killing those pigs. I had to fight the pig with a knife and he bit the shit out of me. I'm lucky he didn't hit my femoral artery and just kill me right there in that field.

That would have been a fun story. That would have been an embarrassing way to die. Embarrassing way to die. Being gored by a pig. The pig would have died too. If that would have happened to you, Kyle, I would have come out there and choked you and pulled your pants down and jacked you off a little bit.

Tell people it was a bear! Tell people it was a bear! No, no, no. You take the big pig I've been fighting and drag it away and put a little pig on it. FBS Russia turned out to be a bitch. Bit by a gym mom.

Yeah, that's that was not a fun experience. I'm pretty sure that's my one and only prostitute sexy time. That was just abominable though. Yeah. So I don't recommend it. It just seems like an easy way to get things done. Of the addictions,

I feel like gaming not gambling gaming like being addicted to halo or call of duty or something that in my head is the most harmless one no you know the runner's high i want to be addicted to a runner's high i want to be out there running five days every day just working out but wait no but you're addicted i look at some streamers like top streamers literally i was gonna say like top streamers or whatever they are addicted to putting out their content or their work or whatever it is that the void is that they're trying to fill you're hitting like 400 something hours a month streaming yeah oh speaking of that's like work

for them if we have to pick a negative addiction someone addicted to work people are playing halo for no money by themselves or with people online or whatever that seems like the most harmless to your life overall i don't know it depends what's going on in the rest of your life right like like we see i can't remember who it is but there's that streamer where like you looked at his room and it was just jesus asmongold yeah he's a he's a huge streamer and he's on his wall he posted pictures of it and it's discussed i saw a clip of him there was a roach crawling on him and you saw the blood on his wall is that him it was yeah it was crawling on how many of us are willing to move their webcam around well let's not throw stones and glass houses here boys nothing wrong with a hard-working streamer

that's what i always say it was back season so there's personal documents so i won't do that nor will i do it next week move a few things hang on i can relate yeah he's got uh what's it called uh he has blood all over his wall because he wakes up in the middle of the night and his teeth are bleeding. Is that a sex doll or is that a big titty friend? It's a big titty friend. Wait, his teeth are bleeding in the middle of the night? Yeah, he wakes up in the middle of the night and his teeth would be bleeding so he'd wipe the blood on his wall.

So all his teeth blood stains next to the wall. Let's break this down. Because honestly, I'm okay with it. This is okay. my room isn't my my room isn't anything like this but as i look at this it's not that bad so up on the shelf on the top left i see a bunch of electronic cases you know graphics cards and and it looks like he built a pc and just the full photos that because there's a bunch of rotten food in the photo okay yeah because that's what i'm i'm only seeing one thing of food that's clearly probably gross there's like a reflection on

the screen there's a cup there that cup has dr pepper in it i see two on the left computer there's some yeah yeah like a burrito bowl or something like but if you look straight ahead by the amount of it is more are those eggs there okay okay we hit the mother load so now what i'm seeing is that he shops at costco and he buys enormous crates of lays variety packs he's very frugal holy shit and he's also extremely loaded i would imagine oh yeah content like crazy i was just watching the video this is the house he grew up in i think uh but all the cups freak me out they're all like dr pepper big you know they're gross in there so there's like mold yeah yeah but he also doesn't he used to not brush his teeth he had like a black thing growing on his tooth for a while that's wild because like the the collection of cups that cleans up and i bet i could clean that

in under a minute if you challenge me yeah if you're holding a trash bag in one hand right getting shit done if he if i was in that room and he and there was some circumstance that i was there i would like like hey you got trash bags right i would do that real quick because i'd be like i can't be in here what do you do when you start finding gross stuff that you want to deal with get some gloves just i'm gonna be like hey let's uh if you want make it a stream like let's let's get a little let's get a little done here like we used to do that i always used to be like cleaning my room streams and or like you do like oh you remember road to commander he'd do like road to a clean bedroom but i don't know like make it to commander white boy street oh no not white but who is this we're looking at

is this asman again right where's the cum yeah it's the same it's the same uh room even i think it's a different angle where's the well where's the cum? Yeah, it's the same. It's the same room, even. I think it's a different angle. Where's the cum? So I don't mind the clutter. Where's the cum go, though? Where's the cum? Look, he's got a boom box in there. But where is the cum?

The cum? What's that? What is this? Okay. That's his room? Look at this. Well, it looks like at some point someone cleaned it up for him, clearly. Yeah, but I mean, anyway, it gets clean.

You can tell he just cleaned it because for him, clearly. Yeah, but I mean, anyway, it gets clean. You can tell he just cleaned it because the impressions on the wall. There were impressions of items that had been on the carpet. Well, it says today I finished. See where this PC is? Yeah, he wrote today I finished. Where's the cum then? Yeah, look right there. See, you can see where the PC used to sit right there.

And then above that, another one. So he just cleaned this shit. Yeah. I mean, this is who cares. It's got who cares i feel so much better yeah it's so much less stressful to be in years ago it's gotta be healthier too right like that yeah but this is four years ago so it's probably oh well shit yeah so one time he cleaned his room cool oh this is four years ago he could offer someone a thousand bucks just make this problem go away yeah was that uh was that into his home was that clip of the bug crawling on him?

See, that goes back to Harley's legitimate concern about letting a prostitute into his house, into his bed. You know what I mean? Sure, there are people who would come and clean your house, but do you really trust them to go through your shit and clean it the way it needs to be cleaned? At some point, they're going to be like, okay, I've had all

these credit cards, and here's an ID from two years ago. Is this your passport? You've been looking for it i didn't steal your id have a good day if i have a cleaning lady come by like i don't want her like organizing all my stuff like i want her doing the stuff i don't want to do like that intermittent shit where it's like all right i want you scrubbing my baseboards and any crown molding and i want you to mop my uh the hardwood in my dining room and my my kitchen i want you to like stains on the wall or we just scrape the jism off and like just stuff like that i want you to if there's any dust on the blades of my fans in my bedroom or my guest room take care of that like the normal day-to-day organization and cleaning

i don't need help with like i'm not i don't want to like if you have a cleaning lady over and she's doing your dishes it's like what are you doing that's a waste that's what i used to do because um like we had a friend it was a friend's mom who would come and like i don't remember what i paid her but it was affordable to have her come and basically i never had to lift a finger to do anything she would come into my bedroom get my dirty laundry off the floor wash it fold it put it back in my closet and the drawers and everything and because she was like a friend's mom like i'd have to worry if she was gonna take the desert eagle that was in my nightstand and abscond with it or whatever you know there was like i i had a i had a money drawer that i called it where like every time we had a $1 bill,

it was full of money. It was, it was just full of, it was probably like $400 worth of $1 bills though. But, but the thing is like there's $400 worth of $1 bills. Like the average person is like, Oh,

I take three or four of those, but I could trust that lady. So it's nice if you've got somebody like that. It's nice to also not do absolutely anything. Cause I'm lazy. Yeah. But you like, or maybe don't you kind of like cleaning like i like getting my house tidy like making everything i enjoy the feeling of accomplishment when cleaning is achieved however i despise cleaning well it's not just the accomplishment of cleaning like you you appreciate the cleanliness right like? Yeah, I prefer that.

The countertops are wiped down. Nothing's in the sink. Hear me out, guys. I like a clean carpet, which made me think my house has no carpets. I think we have rugs. I think rugs are fucking stupid. They move sometimes. They don't cover. They're not wall-to- think rugs are fucking stupid. They move sometimes. They don't cover.

They're not wall-to-wall carpets are underrated. They're wonderful. A brand new wall-to-wall carpet, you want to lay on it like it's a bed. Get the thick padding. They're cozy. They're acoustically better. Why have we collectively decided that carpets are bullshit? Now I have hardwood everywhere, which I don't even want.

I agree with you. You walk around and maybe it's telling, like sometimes i have those like crumbs on my feet that doesn't happen in a carpet yeah i like it for people people i think it's like a like a like a buyer's thing no one wants to buy your carpet you know like maintenance wise i think it's when i sold last longer when i sold my last house um we are the carpets were ruined from the fucking dogs but that's the first thing i did i was like we got to change the fucking carpets but i put brand new carpets into the house you know and sold it three weeks later or something like that yeah yeah i got it i got it i got this house i

came wasn't too bad there's the basement and there was carpets. And I was like, sick. Seven grand. And it's like thick, fluffy carpet, too. Yeah. Sick. I like that. I need a carpeted room. Yeah.

I disagree. And it instantly feels good for that room. If it's an entertainment-style room, like if it's the room I watch movies in and I hang out late at night, I would prefer carpet there to hardwood. No, I can't do it. I got to have... I have i would prefer carpet there to hardwood no i can't do it i gotta like you need hard now i have rugs in every room but i've got four fucking dogs and and you know like like just just smoking like uh like joints and stuff every now and then like some ash will fall on the floor and it's like holy shit that would have been awful if i ruined my carpet like i'm a clumsy adult so i feel like i'll destroy the carpets

over time i spill things frequently i fall down my stairs probably twice a year um i wish you had carpet on my stairs don't you wish you had some carpets i fall up i have those sticky carpets on each step they're like wooden steps but i got like it's like carpet on one side and a nice carpet landing zone how are you falling how are you falling up your stairs you like go up too fast and kind of not step on this exactly and you slide off it slides off and you're like and like you fall up like you fall down two steps while going up the stairs and then it like depending on how big you are what you're wearing this is important and what kind of stairs there are you can slide down them out of control and not be able to stop yourself not on carpet yeah on car like my last house had carpet and like they had bit they were slick on the on like the the edges and i would fall down those things

and slide all the way to the bottom with my ass going the whole way completely out of control like with a coffee cup in one hand and a dish with a bagel on it in the other, just splashing coffee the whole way I went down. Disasters. I've done that a lot. I've fallen twice at this house. I hurt myself pretty bad a couple months ago. I remember you telling me. The lights were off, so I didn't know where the floor was, so I couldn't land properly, and I just drilled my knee after falling off three or four steps yeah i'm gonna be one of those old people that has like the fall and then that's it like i'll be i'll be in a wheelchair or like have

a gimpy leg or something then it's kind of a good way oh i thought you meant die because that could be a decent way to go where like you're just going about your day. You're 79, you're 83, whatever it is. And it's just like a brief moment of like, and then you're gone to the great beyond. That's kind of embarrassing to slip and fall. I don't know. If I ever find you slipped and fall, I'm going to pull down your pants and strangly.

Damn it. I want to die in like a road rage incident. That's the videos I've been watching lately, mostly road rage incidents. I like when the guys go crazy and start shooting at each other back and forth in the middle of the road and crashing each other. Those are real entertaining. I like only when I see those and the clear bad guy gets his comeuppance.

Sometimes it's hard to tell who the bad guy is, but I like it either way. I like seeing a good fight. I saw one the other day where the cop pulls the guy over and immediately the guy shoots the cop, but his bulletproof vest stops it. And the guy runs away, gets in a car accident. They catch him again, and he shoots two more cops vest stops it and the guy runs away gets in a car accident they catch him again and he shoots two more cops and like stops it and one of them uh stop shoots their ear protection off and they got like active headsets and then he runs away again and then they track him down again and go into the shelter that he's in and he shoots the flashlight off one of their guns like he shot three cops caused zero injuries and they mowed him down real stormtrooper kind of shooter yeah yeah it was

ridiculous yeah i like watching like uh a lot of interrogation videos we talked about those yeah that girl her she was her boyfriend went in the store and a guy was like why you parked in the handicapped spot and like her boyfriend came out and he's like why are you yelling at my wife and the guy like shot him like he pushed him away from the car and the guy took out his gun like shot him uh and then called the cops and was like yeah you know self-defense and they're like we're looking at the video why would you shoot this guy um i saw one day shooting in ca in georgia st louis well let me tell you what i saw in st louis today there was like a shop owner is on like cameras up in the sky like at the like security cam and it's got audio on this and the shop owner. It's on cameras up in the sky at the security cam.

It's got audio. The shop owner has a man in a wheelchair at pistol point. He's like, you tried to break into my store. He's like, no, I didn't. You broke in last week. The cops are on the way. The dude starts trying to wheel past him. Watching right now.

They get into a little bit of a back and forth. The guy finally does actually wheel past the guy and he goes bang bang and shoots the guy in the wheelchair and the guy in the wheelchair yells i'm dead and that's the end of the video because he was dead he killed him oh it's the craziest part like when people are like i'm dead i'm dead i'm dead i've seen like stabbing videos where they're like i'm dead dead. In the video, they're like, fuck. I think that guy might have lived, though. Dude, he stabbed that dude up.

That was... What if he shot this wheelchair guy and it unparalyzed him? My legs hurt. My legs hurt. He's all excited about it. He up hallelujah and then the guy shoots him again yeah where the fuck did this happen really cripples him i don't know i just thought it was saint louis always good news coming out of the city crazy as well we were talking here so

none of this is like it's all happening literally right now because we're talking about Israel apparently went and bombed three places in Iran, which are like the locations of their top nuclear research facilities. Oh, yeah. That's a risky place to bomb, right? World War Three is like, that's like if World War Three is back on the menu, boys. So I keep seeing children on reddit i keep seeing children on reddit like joke about how like oh yeah it's world war three this time right it has never been like this before in my lifetime yeah this is the most world war three this is ridiculously close like if you look at there's like an act there's there's a clear group of

axis powers and a not so cohesive and motivated group of allied powers and they're all sort of tightening up and and ratcheting thing up things up all around the world whether it's china russia or iran and north korea is always a problem for some reason there's a lot of weight carried a lot of weight being carried in my mind a lot of weight carried on on u.s boats i'm like those boats are really crazy right yeah like one of those ships can can can destroy a whole country right that's what these things are these the super destroyers or whatever they're basically like those nuclear submarines yeah because they go and they like park one in in like uh you know the mediterranean and they're like no one don't not anyone and then yeah i assume you know i don't want a war though i don't want a real war no of course every country postures so that there isn't

a war and israel's so the type of country to be like, yeah, but we're going to go bomb that because that's crazy. They did that. They did that with Saddam Hussein. They didn't have to strike back. They didn't have to strike back like that. No, because they defended it so well that it sent the message. It didn't have a response. I don't know when Israel found out that Iran was going to send those drones and missiles, but I found out two days before it happened.

It's so crazy. And they didn't say one of those murky things like there's the potential for an Iranian strike. And two weeks later, three weeks later, who knows? They were like, this week the Iranians are striking. And they waited until the end of the holiday. Here's clips of the drones leaving. striking there and and they waited to the end of the holiday drones leaving here's how measured the look i'm not defending iran but here's how measured their strike was it was just a safe face with their own people clearly they waited till the moment that the jewish holidays ended at at

midnight and then it was midnight their time and then they launched nonsense% of it was stopped. They said a seven-year-old girl was injured. She's fine. I think Iran has the capability to defend itself from an on-the-ground invasion very, very effectively, but I don't think they have the ability to project power across the region. They knew about this this that this was coming they knew that israel is contemplating targeting their nuclear facilities uh but but

you taylor now you bought them stealth bombers i bought them stealth bombers i just sent out a check earlier this week all the tax money that you ever spent in your entire life flew one stealth bomber approximately four seconds yeah not even it was the paint job not even the paint job no way the paint job no you paid for like that guy some some senator's uncle his firm got the paint job for a million dollars per wing like one one iron dome rocket is basically all the tax money. Yeah, if not way, way, way, way more. Hopefully this does not actually pop off because a world war would be horrific. So Iran's going to hit back now.

And they promised earlier this week that their next attack would be 100 times more powerful than their first attack. And so now they're going to attack again. What do you, um, Israel just struck Iran and hit three nuclear facilities unfolding. So that's what it said, the three places in Iran. So everyone's like, Oh, those are the nuclear facilities there. I hope Biden pulls some support,

right? Cause the way my understanding, Joe and Iran, what happened is Iran wanted to, wanted everyone to say let me start over. Iran seemingly wanted everyone to think they attacked Israel.

We all knew Iran was attacking. We knew it. The four of us all knew that attack was coming. So they launched some bullshit attack full of drones that are easily shot down. US shoots them down drones that are easily shot down. US shoots them down.

Saudi Arabia shoots them down. United Arab Emirates shoots them down. Then obviously Israel shoots them down with the stuff we give them. And nobody's hurt. A couple missiles fall harmlessly in the sand. Biden tells Israel, hey, take the win. Just like fucking let this settle. You don't have to kick back at Iran.

Let this relax. They didn't really attack you. They pretended to attack you. And if it had died there, Iran could have taken the win, said, look at these fucking flaccid bullshit, try and deal with us. They're not on my level.

But no, now they have to attack Iran's nuclear facilities. Who knows where this escalates to? So how is, I know Biden's not running this war, but like he has an influence on it. I want Biden to somehow settle this shit down. And I feel like Israel just gave us the middle finger and said, Oh, did you? Because Biden told him, take the win. Look, you won. Take the win. And they're like, eh, I have another idea. You suck a dick and I'll kick Iran's ass.

And that's where we are. And you'll keep giving us money. I don't believe that, though. I'm listening. I think all these decisions, I think those two countries make decisions together. I think those two countries make decisions together. As much as it looks one way or it's handled one way on the outside, Israel is America's little pet attack dog in that area.

I'm listening. And it's just... So you don't think Israel disobeyed America? I don't think America wants Iran to have... We look more like thean in the relationship based on the history like they do whatever they want and then we cover it but there's an element of looking like a bitch that is not really concerning to higher-ups these days it's not that's not like a big deal in that sense it is what it is i think uh i don't think the u wants Iran to have nuclear capabilities. I don't think anyone in office in the US wants Iran to have nukes.

All right. So you've opened my mind. I do see it as feasible that America wants the world to think we didn't want this, really. Of course not. And it's people. But you don't remember? Well, there's this thing, Operation Opera. Genocide Joe playing 3D chess you heard it here at your first folks they uh in in uh like uh way back in early 80s uh well late 70s they were uh shopping around the f16

fighter jets and they were bringing around the u.s was like it's like 25 million dollars 1979 money we don't want this we're not at war why would we want 25 million dollar fighter jets and uh like israel came in and they're like yeah we'll take four of those took them like figured them out learned them whatever they'd exercised in like within a couple years of getting them flew them to iraq and bombed a nuclear facility that was in the midst of being built and the idea was that like this nuclear energy would be able to take that country and elevate it to such a level and they were just like nah we don't trust them and they bombed it and and the entire world was like dude dude, you literally trying to start World War Three.

You can't like once it's like you can't. It's like me defending myself or just beating someone up in a fight or like some kid. And my dad grabbing me and be like, what are you doing? We raised you better than that. Give me some skin, brother. Download and don't and don't you ever do that again grounded and then getting in the car close gonna be like so you want ice cream i feel like that's the vibe because that happened everyone shit on it but then it's like the whole uh the

whole like iraq was all about weapons of mass destruction we're looking for weapons of mass destruction the whole thing was like looking for weapons of mass destruction but imagine they had a nuclear reactor from 20 years ago built well then the whole i mean well you wouldn't be able to i'm just saying like that that whole nuclear like you never wanted them to have nukes and anyone building a nuclear reaction reactor we all know it's for nukes and israel's got secret nukes they're just they are that type of country i don't think i don't i don't think israel had to enrich uranium to get their nukes i think we fucking mailed them some nuclear weapons that say acme atomic weapon number three made in the usa and we had i think they got they they don't they didn't make their own there were some things some reports even like

the u.s went to go inspect they went to go inspect if there was a nukes being made or whatever they got in the building and there was like whole ass walls built or like that were there and the guys are like oh the blueprints there's they're supposed to be more room here and they're like i don't know that's a wall dude you're tripping they're they're hiding nukes for sure if israel was like behaving at all at our behest at this point or the biden administration's however you want to put it like and it was them doing it in that circuitous way like the biden administration would have been like hey nothing at all until after november none of this none of it at all we're not going to jeopardize because a big giant

world war is not popular with the voting public people don't want that and so we're we're doing none of this so it by me it seems like israel does kamala loses world war three it seems like israel often does whatever they want taylor what if i said big wars always skyrocket a president's popularity i think it depends on the war like at first it does yeah now we're like at the information time or even like the last war or invasion that u.s was part of we look back at like oh that was weird i feel like america has war fatigue and and there isn't a big appetite for it right now but when i think of of all the wars, Iraq one, Iraq two, Afghanistan. I'm too young for Vietnam. That's weird.

But, you know, all the wars that I've lived through, God, people fucking rally around the flag. They love it. Rock, flag, eagle. It feels like they won't, but they always do. I don't think people want it and so it would reflect badly on biden and his guys if he was telling israel to do this which is why i don't think that well you have two choices your government either like either you believe in head that they they don't want war or they think it's necessary to take other countries power away like those could lead to the same thing like essentially i i just i don't imagine that a

country like iran which is like uh like a a proxy to enemies of the usa that they would want them to have and harness the ultimate power on the planet like that's the top power they don't want and that and that country fucking sucks that's iran people iranian people are no no no the country fuck that country the people the people are fine the people are different from the the government and And we have to say that all the time. But the current government in Iran, this is the regime that, if you remember months ago, the young girls out in public not wearing a hijab, so they beat her up, put her in a coma, and she dies in the hospital. This is a regime that routinely kills their youth for revolting or wanting freedom in any shape or form these are the this is the regime with the morale police that go around and actively you

know intimidate and scare and beat up and kill women and children for not doing what they're supposed to do as per you know the religious doctrine yeah i don't think any of us are bad backwards yeah but the thing is come on it's it's not the people that are running it i'll take that side with you let's do it let's all right what are they all about well first of all you should get your name right it's the islamic republic of iran that, it is. Yeah, that's what I'm talking about. Yeah, but Islamic Republic is like a prefix over there. That's like the way they put like football club, like in Europe on all their teams, something FC.

Yeah, I hope that Harley is right. But I think that everybody's been flying by the seat of their pants since October 7th, and this is just all reactionary. And BB is in election year, I think that everybody's been flying by the seat of their pants since October 7th. And it's this is just all reactionary. And BB is an election year, I think maybe. And he's just going to let heads roll. He doesn't care. He feels like he's going to do some Trump shit and be like, I'm not leaving office until this war is over. Do you remember this?

It might have been the night of the State of the Union afterwards where he was like, yeah, he was going to have a come to Jesus meeting. Do you remember that? And it was like a hot mic secret catch. Now, either Harley's off target with this or the hot mic secret catch is all part of the ruse. I don't think part of the reason I think I would think he killed him the first time. He's like, I feel like this is like uh i just i don't believe anyone anyone that works

in politics i don't believe anyone and i don't believe we get enough of a picture to make an accurate aspect so i try and break it down to the most basic thing possible and i'm like ultimately what would be more important to the u.s than uh iran not nukes. I can't think of anything else that would be more important right now on the brink of World War III that another enemy of the country doesn't harness that power. So I'm just assuming then that that's how it is.

And I do think Israel for sure has to act out of line because if you are the one outpost in the middle of the Middle East that is an ally to the U.S., you kind of understand your let's be honest they're jews you know you understand yeah but it's not quite like israel israel is literally like egypt yeah like israel's on on the u.s's lap like they're sitting on their lap jordan chad chad's in africa but like like, you know, I think it's crazy.

I think it's crazy when, when Egypt and Jordan countries like Egypt and Jordan are like Israel over Iran. That's like, that's bizarre to me. Yeah. I, I just,

I don't see the value. A lot of people in politics seem to with our like undying money, giving allegiance to Israel. It's like, I don't see what we get out of it as i don't understand why it's so much money i don't understand why the u.s has to spend so much money but then again i'm sure if i broke down every aspect of the government i'd be like that's a lot of money spent on look at look at how uh and uh particularly republicans respond to uh israel

issues in America. Like, they'll be like, hey, Senator, whatever the fuck, Republican from Iowa. 60,000 people in the Midwest died from opioids smuggled in through the south of the border. And they're like, that's a damn shame that we got to do something about that. And then they're like, hey, this country 3,000 miles away needs money. And they're like, you'll have to carry me out on my shield before i turn down money to israel and it's like this is unbelievable because it's like you know what it's beyond personal it becomes religious at that point and there's some sort of religious

connection being made also it has all the working for world war three shit it's like really that's where christ is coming back right taylor help, help me out here. Isn't Christ supposed to come back over there? Isn't he supposed to be reborn? No? No. He's coming to America. He's coming to America. That comes down to biblical interpretation.

I wasn't asking for your personal opinion. No, I'm saying it comes down to biblical interpretation. Definitely not. No man will know the day or the hour. Traditionally, up until... I'm saying like it comes down to biblical interpretation. Definitely not. No, no. No man will know the day or the hour. But like traditionally. I can tell if he's here though.

If the Sixers win, my prayers came true. Yep, that's how you'll know. Traditionally, like Israel, as it's referenced in the Bible, is like that those are people who are saved. That's the church. Like it's referring to Israel in that way. It's relatively recent amongst particularly evangelical Christians, like a lot of these megachurch guys in the past 80, 100 years. Zechariah 144 states, on that day,

his feet will stand on the mountain of olives east of Jerusalem, and the mountain of olives will be split in two. Yeah. Let's find that mountain real quick. Hold on. That mountain of olives will be split in two. Yeah. Let's find that mountain real quick. Hold on. That mountain of olives? What I'm addressing is this idea that a lot of evangelical Christians have that Israel as a country, as it exists geopolitically in 2024,

is like a war there is going to trigger the end times. Oh. And that is what historically christianity did not believe this like israel as its reference there in the bible is like that's the church those are the followers of christ the people i didn't see them in the picture so we're probably good for now yeah i didn't see them either i didn't understand what you were saying that historically evangelicals said they're going to come back to israel right i'm saying that like in the past 100, 150 years, like evangelicals, Christians in particular, have like formed a belief that Israel is a plot of land in the Middle East. And that is like penultimately what it is.

It's not the way in the Bible Israel is used to refer to followers of Christ. Like the way that God said, Jesus said, like, the church isn't a place you go. The church is you, the people, my followers, my believers. That is the church. Similarly with Israel, he meant like my followers, you know, like that's what it was, not this one plot of land in the Middle East, something's going to kick off there specifically, and then that will be the undoing of all. I understood that Zechariah passage to mean that Christ will come back on the mountain of olives through some gateway they've got there. He'll make some stops. Yeah, he's going to pop around. He's a little like Santa Claus.

He visits everybody. The spot where Jesus was crucified is there, too, though. It's on another little hill in Jerusalem. where jesus was crucified is there too though though i don't heal in jerusalem yeah i i don't agree with the interpretation i'm saying that the geopolitical existence of israel as a state in 2024 is this crux of and like where and their standing with iran has to do with the end times but if you look at a lot of evangelicals in particular, that's their belief. They think, oh, when something kicks off in this country, end times begin. And there are some people who are actively rooting for that. Well, of course.

You want the Lord to come back and save you, right? You don't want to sit down there in purgatory or wherever the fuck waiting to go to heaven. Nobody's in heaven. We talk about that a lot, but nobody's there yet. There's like a handful of famous people in the Bible. Moses is up there. We talk about that a lot, but nobody's there yet. There's like a handful of famous people in the Bible. Moses is up there. Abraham's up there. Who took the fiery chariot? My grandmother,

I think. No, she's in the ground. She's in the ground in purgatory. It's not until the end times that they'll be raptured to heaven. I don't see this news anywhere. Elijah is who went up to heaven in a fiery chariot yeah they they attacked apparently on the way to iran he gets a special line in iraq

he's in the phone he's in the rabbi he hits that star of david on his phone and immediately gets the up-to-date shit and i'm like hello patch me through to the tunnels. Patch me through to the tunnels. Careful. The Gentiles are getting too close. They're going to figure out what we're up to down here. I wish they hadn't done it. I know I might be wrong. Maybe I'm missing.

They blocked, they swatted away all the flies. There was no other message that had to be sent. And they told them they were doing it they must have they did they told them an open secret everybody knew but no no no but that israel iran also knew after that israel was going to target their nuclear well that's what i'm thinking i'm like so is this a thing where it's like you you bait them into like are they baited into anything? Iran's going to strike again. I bet they sink a boat or something.

They seem to be more adept at sinking commercial stuff and pirating commercial stuff than striking Israel proper. But they're going to do something big and scary. They said they would. They can't not now. It's like the playground all over again. Like Billy spit on Tommy.

Tommy said if Billy spit on him, he was going gonna kick his ass and he spit all over him over there here it comes i i i see it more like i forgot the player's names but you know billy said he was gonna spit on tommy completely missed him yet tommy still feels compelled to have a big fight because he can't fucking take a win yeah it was just a little spittle he missed he missed he deflected it no one even got wet there was wind or something like it was wind you know it didn't get him he missed entirely he could just be like yeah you know what i'm gonna he failed to spit on me we're gonna let it in there they could have i uh i can't imagine how off it is to be in Gaza right now. Like, that's just, I'm glad we're here.

My dad used to always say that, and probably still does, I guess. But we'd be out on like a bright sunny day. He's like, so glad we're here. So happy that we're here and not like in Iraqaq or afghanistan fighting for nonsense or like or any of the the awful places on the planet there are to be just to be like out in a field like i don't know riding a tractor or something doing exactly what you wanted to do is just so much of the world lives in just i think i was watching maybe it was somalia it was some shitty african country and uh it was a youtube travel there was some shitty African country. And it was a YouTube travel channel.

Yeah, right. A YouTube travel channel went to, it was a coastal African nation that was poor as hell. They were smoking whole goats with tire fires on the beach. They were smoking whole goats with tire fires on the beach. It was the blackest, scariest smoke you could imagine. They were doing the same thing to fish. And he interviews this guy who speaks a little english there has to be trees there there's an excusable like anything else they ain't got no trees the houses are made out of

fucking van tops and and hubcaps it looked like a favela on a beach and the guy he interviews some guy and again this is like rich travel youtuber guy it's kind of weird to even be going to a place like that like how do you not feel guilty by existing and the guy's just like we need a lot of help here we need tell everyone you know we need a big help here and it's just like oh you do need bigger help here help is tricky you know like like the classic example is this like oh this town has no shoes right so now we supply them with shoes well you've inadvertently put every cobbler out of business you haven't helped them help themselves there's no business no industry no nothing as soon as the shoes you gave them are gone they're gone for good and meanwhile you've

ruined any shoe infrastructure they have. I'm taking it too far. But you can't just dump aid on someone and hope that that turns their country around. Holy shit. That tire fire thing Kyle said is correct. There's a Nigerian

forum called Naira Land and I just looked up tire fires and here's on a message board. Looks like a clip from an article. Is there a link or a picture? Yes, it was a little sketchy. I had to click. I was human to get on it.

Here, I'll read what it says. General Manager of Abbey Estate Environmental Protection Agency Dr. Cosmos Ndukwe it says general manager of abbey estate environmental protection agency cosmos has raised the alarm over health implications of consuming goats roasted with tires according to him the act could cause cancer kidney problems and even madness among others speaking homosexuality or homo what could cause homosexuality?

Speaking with members of the Executives of Correspondence Chapel of Abia, State Council of Nigeria, Union of Journalists, paid him a visit in his office in Umuahi. Nungu Kishtundukwe said efforts were on to relocate slaughterers from Aba River and to stop them from using tires to roast goats killed in the area because of grave health hazards, including but not limited to becoming gay. He also complained that despite repeated warnings, the slaughterers still roast killed animals with imported tires, thereby contaminating the meats with heavy metals such as lead, which he said could hardly be removed through boiling. That one dude with the blue shirt

had dope arms and shoulders. They all are very cut. Yeah, dude. Oh, I didn't see the picture. Are you envious of the African cutness, Woody? Yeah, I think I'm starting a goat and tire diet. See how it works for me.

Yeah, we can sell that like a pre-made meal called Mad Fitness. You'll lose your mind with fitness. Can you show that dope guy with the arms again, Zach? It was the shoulder really that was popping, eh? Yeah, the shoulder. That shoulder cup like that?

Yeah. Dude, I was doing lat res. I have that like on my most fit day ever, like being at a certain angle. At a certain angle. Yeah, I need to see a full picture. I need to see what I would look like standing in that. You tower over this, dude. They ain't got no protein here, bro.

If they do, it's smoked in tires. That guy would steal my girlfriend. I'm fucked. No, that guy's got AIDS. You think he's dancing? That's how he walks. He's all crippled up. He's got so much fucking tire smoke in him. You know what? I'd steal his girlfriend.

You know why? Chicks like money. There he is. Look at him go. Everybody's got to have hobbies. Jesus Christ. Once again, our national pastime has been rejected from the olympic committee no one voted for the tire jump i have a question woody yes live with sponsor did you uh watch three body problem yes would you think i liked it and i felt like i liked it partly because of my bias right i i say i read the books i listened to the books i was into it

i think i just it's easy for me to follow because i had a you know structure already but um i my expectations were super high i feel like the three body problem source material could be there with game of thrones on its best day and breaking dad bad and such and i didn't walk away um walked away like man i hope this is season two what did you think no uh go no no i thought you're talking to me because i was i was imagining i was like breaking dad breaking dad oh that's a gay porno it was just a verbal typo i know i know but it's funny for me it's how my little brain works um did you watch three body problems kyle um no i know the whole story by uh because there's a youtuber that i like a lot who has made tons and tons of i think

it's oliver explains or something like that i hate to get it wrong but he um i love youtube videos like that by the way he he's uh he's a black gentleman and he's uh he has a great channel he explores sci-fi series and i watched hours and hours of him explaining full three body problem from beginning to end and basically because i decided i don't like the way that story ends in fact i don't like the middle of that story and i don't love the beginning when i when when i read those books where the story goes and where it ends up i was like holy shit we're here like i i i the thing when i like not for me you brought this up what do you i use this all the time when you say that you have the minimum system requirements to understand that book

i i felt that way too and in fact i feel like i was really pushing my graphics card a bit my graphics card was below the middle i was a bit under but i would read things in that book and be like okay i'm just going to keep reading i'm going to assume what book and be like okay i'm just gonna keep reading i'm gonna assume what i read is not what i'm picturing because that's crazy and i'm just gonna read ahead but then watching the show i was like so yeah it was exactly what i thought like the them describing the countdown on the eyes was i'm like so i it's basically a countdown in the eyes is what i'm imagining and when i was imagining how they were like in the vr world and how they were making like a computer with the science that i was like this is weird or making the sky blink i'm like it's not

literal because it would talk about scientific stuff and then it would get like spiritual because the guy loved like computer science but he was also like buddhist or something like so the story did all this shit where sometime i'm like oh is this like a a translation this is like a i'm picturing something different so watching the movie was so cool to be validated on these things where i was like okay so i kind of was picturing what it was and then there were some aspects to it that i'm like like i always found the wall face or aspect to be really compelling in the book. I love that story. I thought even just an isolated,

it was all about the wall facer and their experience and that's it. But these guys, the game of Thrones boys, they're so big and they, they are good at making people talking interesting. And then you couple that with some of the crazy scenes like the micro the nanofiber wire and the boat which like when i pictured it i was like is this as up as i'm imagining it because it comes out of nowhere in the book and then in the

show it actually comes out of nowhere again you're like that's crazy and the concepts of it in the stuff it was it was validating to see it and although a lot of the characters i don't remember exactly because a lot of them characters i don't remember exactly because a lot of them are chinese names and so they're not memorable to me and they would mold together the characters that they made they took like some characters from like book two and kind of they mixed it up and they mixed people together and they made a different cast uh but the cop is that benedict wong that's exactly what i pictured when i was reading the book yeah yeah that's exactly the guy and that character was such an easy person to understand

i felt like oh i can like the only non-genius in the book exactly and he's like and it's like a cop could read a book or tell me a story about a detective and why things are and i'm like that's easy to track and so i loved that book and i always loved when i read the book one thing that like stuck with me was that when he's like like you know at a certain point the aliens are like you're bugs we're gonna squish you like bugs and then when he has that moment where he drives them out to where the locusts are and he's like look at this look at all the bugs around us he's like we all have insecticide we all spray it all over the place we think about different ways to do it we we burn their nests we have fly swatters next to our desk but no matter what these bugs are fine if we're bugs we'll be fine and i was like oh that's a chick and it's like the whole concept is

so like demotivating because it's like you're fucked you can't even do science anymore you're fucked and then that sentence which I thought maybe I came in late I think it came in later but they messed up the order of so I don't know but about the sentence I always stuck with me I was like oh what a great things I remember being defeated reading the book being like okay so what we're gonna get our asses kicked the whole time in the but saying that was interesting and they ended with that and i found that i was also validating again because i was like i enjoyed that line in the book so did you covered in the show was good and interesting necessary of course but the part of the story that really captured my attention

was what are the what's the name of the three people they have to like make a secret plan the wall facers are they the wall faces who's the guy that the story's like i don't want to be a wall facer and then okay ah well then i'm conflating wall facer who's the guy who like has his finger on the destroy button last sword holder okay ilating wall facer. Who's the guy who has his finger on the destroy button? The sword holder. Okay, I conflated wall facer with sword holder. The wall facers, what they do and what their plans are and how they're going to put this together. I'm like, all right, all right. You're outmanned and outgunned in a thousand different ways,

but you can lie. It's so interesting. We could lie. It's such a concept that... If people don't know, and the aliens are attacking us, they communicate telepathically and they read each other's minds.

It's kind of like a mental collective. So there is no concept of lying. They weren't even familiar with it, with what lying could be. But humans, of course, are intimately familiar with lying. It's almost part of normal daily life, right? Like at some level so um uh your only advantage is that you can lie and behave dishonestly so how are you going

to take that and beat these guys because they're watching us yes and they have like i'm trying to one guy i think in the movie they the tv show they changed it to think, one guy, I think in the movie, the TV show, they changed it a bit. But one guy was like this leader of the Nicaraguan rebels who beat a much superior army. And they're like, okay, you're one of the wall phasers because you've sort of proven that you can do this when you're outmanned and outgunned. But clever enough, you can win. You're a guy. I forget who the other one was. Maybe an American general or something.

And then this random dude, for no fucking reason, particularly he's a genius, but he's never motivated or met his potential. And they're like, we want you to. And he turns it down. Anyway, the whole concept. He turns it down, by the way, he turns it down. And he's like, yeah, I'm not doing it. And they're like, ah, great plan.

He's already working. He's like, no, seriously, I'm literally doing nothing. They're like, of course you are. you tell it so well i appreciate it um but that aspect and by the way that dynamic right like i think there's a part later where that guy like he's like you know what i want you to build me a mansion on top of a mountain yeah i'm excited for all this season i don't see where that's going but you get it and. And he's like, you know what I kind of need? There's a $15 million bottle of wine on a sunken ship. I'd like that.

And they're like, I don't understand your plan. He's like, I'm a wall facer. You don't question my plan either, do you? No one's allowed to question him of anything. See, I hate that. The YouTube channel is called Quinn's Ideas, it turns out. I was way off. The YouTube channel is called Quinn's Ideas, it turns out.

I was way off. Just knowing the whole story, basically, from a few hours of him telling it and really speeding through it, I'm sure. I like the idea of the wall facers. I like the idea that you pick these people to come up with these plans and you don't say no to them. You just whatever they say goes, because if they told us the plan, the aliens are listening. But they you know, because if they told us the plan, the aliens are listening, but they, you know, I like that. I even,

I really love the one plan. The guy has, he puts himself, he's like, put me in cryo sleep. Um, this star system over here, if anything happens to that star right there, you wake me the fuck up and let me know.

And then he beams that star's location out just to everybody. And that's awesome. I love that. Everything everything else especially the ending and like where humanity goes and how humanity declines i agree with you i felt that that part was great because it was easy to imagine and some of the concepts are so high level sci-fi like reading about uh uh like a computer from the fifth dimension that could be folded up into a proton to be shipped to earth to unfold and then stop all progression of science by messing with physics is like a concept that i'm like okay but then you see it in action

and i'm like yeah that's cool but i worry i'm like i would love a season two i'm like but people that watch game of thrones aren't gonna watch this and be like well i love it like i thought it was so good do you uh you did like it you think you thought three body problem was i thought it was so good i was like but i but also i'm biased like woody when you read three books of a thing and you're seeing it get turned to life in a sexier way than what your brain was probably doing i am i i'm like i know this like i'm watching a thing and i'm like yo this is crazy if they do what i think they're gonna do and then it happens you're like is that crazy i knew it because i read a book there's like you get like uh what i loved about three body problem though was not the unrequited romance story of the love of the nerd and the girl and this and that and

i'm like that's half the screen time maybe something like that people making them care about like us care about the people because in the book like you you end up getting so far from the people that initially were i didn't really give a fuck about any individual people no but that's that population yeah and and the big picture right but a tv show doesn't have that benefit that's why they did this character thing because these characters by the way everyone listening this book like i don't want to i might spoil it so mute me for four seconds this shit goes like thousands of years into the future millions really yeah yeah it goes like it's like and we lose and we lose it goes hundreds of

years it goes hundreds of years and then i have thousands of years and like and we get to be cattle in australia for a small period of time but then we're just folded up into one dimension or two i don't remember which i think in the book originally but there's 10 dimensions and the fact that we know of three means that we just sort of missed the collapsing of the first seven and uh then it drops to two into one and then there's like micro universes and micro black holes a concept i really struggled to get my head around so many as the books go on humanity there are concepts that are like yeah but even that before it loses like the people that you were with are like it's 400 years later and it's like fucking weird and they're describing

things or like the guy whose brains on the rocket ship like there's just things that it's like fucking weird and they're describing things or like the guy whose brains on the rocket ship like there's just things that it's like no wonder it goes to the game of thrones guys brain like like they've they've got a human brain and then learn what the aliens are and and they're fucking stupid they're like cockroach sized or some shit we never see them we never even they're never physically described enough in the book really at all. You never, yeah. I'm excited to see that, how they'll handle that. In the story, Harley mentioned it briefly. There's this cryo sleep concept and it becomes a thing that's accessible to the wealthy.

So it almost means that if you're wealthy, you're able to teleport to the future because cryo sleep is a bit. So poor people just have to live with where whatever era they were born wealthy people can be like you know what i'm gonna roll the dice and see what it's like 100 years from now right maybe my investments will have gone to bonkers and society will be heaven and let's see what that's like seven percent like like i mean do 100 years let's go yeah right or but you could wake up and find out there's an apocalypse. Be like, ah, bad bet. Or maybe your ex-wife didn't make your freezer payments or something and they thaw you out

in a bad time. The market's real bad. Why didn't you wake me up? Somehow that particular thing, being able to teleport to the future, essentially felt really profound to me and how it would separate the haves from the have-nots in a way that would like a thousand times more than we have today and even when they described stuff in the book because i was always like am i picturing this right this sounds really fucking bad it's like i'm excited to see how they'll do it because i hope so i really hope so.

I mean, they do fucking Lord of the Rings season two. So they better do this shit. Yeah. Do you watch Shogun? I've watched two episodes. Great show. Great show in the sense that I'm like, oh, this is a nice little gift. I wasn't expecting a kick ass show.

It just randomly exists. It gets better and better. There's a lull probably around episode better um there's a lull uh probably around episode episode seven where they get there's a lot of talking um but the most recent episode i'm not gonna spoil it because taylor's a little bit behind but it's episode nine i think i saw whatever the most recent episode was it came out this week that was really good had like two big sword fights there were ninjas um ninjas ninjas i haven't been any ninjas so far i have a stupid question are ninjas from japan i know samurai were yeah apparently ninjas i invented a history where

ninjas were chinese and samurais were japanese and no okay no but in uh uh i always like the the whole thing like in uh ghost of tsushima you play as a samurai. And then you're like, your whole island gets destroyed and overrun by the Mongolians. And so you start to learn the ways of the ninja. And there's nothing more outlandish to a samurai than sneaking up behind a sleeping person and stabbing them in the back. The samurai are all about honor,

and that's what it's all about but in the game you have to like adapt to become a ninja basically to beat the overwhelming forces but you're also still a samurai so you like throw down either way but everything but those are two cool classes right it's the tank and the rogue you can't between ninja and samurai you can't well episode nine you get marine samurais you can't lose. Episode 9, you get Ninja versus Samurais. I can't wait for that shit. Really, anyone with a gun. Yeah, our main character, of course, has a gun.

White men! White men! That's a great show. I'm really big on that. I recommend it to everybody. I know. I'm honestly excited for uh the the game of thrones show that you know the whatever tale of the dragon maybe house of the dragon yeah you know it's been it seems like it's been three years since that show was on but i don't i think i remember the queen's daughter or son getting eaten by by the uh by the uh 16 year old who looks 30 with the eye patch notice how that show also didn't take hold in the in the public guys like no one's

talking about it i think you're underestimating like like the popularity of that show i i i think that maybe it was the pandemic or the writer's strike everything got pushed like six or eight months you know it was an emotion thing people didn't want to talk about how they're watching it maybe also because it's like they got hurt they got hurt from i'm still hurt me too it's part of the reason i don't want to watch three bottom problems because because those guys are involved i ever since i don't exist in a world i hate women i don't exist in a world where i can tell what's popular very well like kyle helps me discover new shows but you know when i worked at cisco there was a water cooler at least you know something like that and you could tell like what was vibing what people were talking about uh now like i never see commercials uh shows come and leave the air that i just never knew about with the water i have one buddy who's like not i

mean all my like friends from high school obviously none of them do this internet shit. They all have normal jobs. And so like they can be a bit of a weathervane sometimes for me. I'll be a bias if they're my friends. But like they all independently for the most part brought up like Shogun to me. If we were hanging out or doing a board game night or gaming or whatever. Like that, I believe like Shogun's huge. doing a board game night or gaming or whatever like that i believe like shogun's huge and i had like one buddy when the game of thrones show came out who was like you gotta watch it you gotta

watch it and he's another like guy who read the book like me yeah yeah i had two buddies all over it's okay like it's you're never going to get me back to you're never going to get me back to like not just how good early game of thrones was but what what it's it seemed like the future was going to be so fucking cool like like i remember there was a youtuber who did the animated versions of what you wish happened and it'd be like tyrian riding a dragon with a which with a pistol that shoots that green fire that kills anything and it's just like i mean they're not gonna do that but i bet tyrian does ride a dragon they'll reveal that he's actually a targaryen and and if they had done

that that would have been sick yeah and they always talk about that great anything there's that only one post well i'll wait my turn i'm sorry no there was that that great four-chan post about where jamie lannister would be the one to kill the Night King and they kept saying Kingslayer over and over and at first it's to rebuke him and to humiliate him and then by the end it's like that's why they call me the king

it would have been so much better yeah the fans have so many better versions and it pans out in like a How I Met Your Mother style way you said a water cooler I rewatched Game of Thrones It stands out in like a How I Met Your Mother style way. You said a water cooler. I re-watched Game of Thrones. Has anyone else re-watched Game of Thrones? Yeah, it's better the second time around.

You're not waiting week by week for 10 years. That's exactly what it is. It ends when someone didn't watch it, and I was like, okay, okay, wait, wait, wait. It was way worse. They're like, yeah, that wasn't that bad. I'm like, it was way worse. It was way worse than this, and this is still bad.

Think about it. Think about it. You about it 18 months or seemingly two years and then they drop like six episodes on you and three of them have things that happen it's like you're mad right you're fucking pissed you waited two years and you know you have all your hopes and dreams built up on this i remember i would you know i don't often tell everyone to clear the heck out the projector is dad's tonight but that's what game of thrones would be oh yeah and i'd be like honey i want snacks i want you know this is my domain like tonight we're setting shit daddy's watching his horsey show exactly and you know so this is this is what i when i get this in and then that show would suck you know if three out of six suck and then you have to wait a year and a half for the next

watching but watching re-watching it again yeah going to like season four re-watching it again you're like this is I know the best yeah fucking show when he came back to life I was like oh he is a Zora a sigh or whatever he He's going to pull the fucking

flaming sword out of that redhead bitch. They had so many strings. They had so many things laid out. And it's going to catch on fire and he's going to, and like, just the brilliance of it's going to make the Night King go and he's going to fucking die. Go back to the wall, bitch.

And then like, Daenerys rides up on a dragon. He gets on it with her and he's like to the wall, bitch. And then that's how you die. And then like Daenerys rides up on a dragon. He gets on it with her and he's like riding the dragon, swinging the magical Azor Azai sword and stuff. And he's speaking in a voice other than his own. I am Azor Azai. You're pissing me off, man. You're pissing me off, bro.

None of the prophecies ended up meeting. Or not none. Will you read the 4chan thing, Taylor, in a fancy voice? And I can close my eyes and pretend it's real? What's the 4chan thing? I linked it in there. It's the 4chan. Oh, you want this?

Okay. But I want Taylor to do a fancy voice so I can close my eyes and it can almost be real. Yeah. What's a fancy Lord of the Rings-y, or I guess Game of Thrones-y? Final Battle. Like Pied Piper. Yeah. Do either Attenborough or maybe Grand Maester Pied Piper. Oh, Attenborough or maybe, like, Grand Maester Pyre.

Oh, Attenborough is fun to do. Yeah, yeah. Final battle of humanity versus the dead. Bran is warged into the past, being protected by Jaime and Brienne. White walkers stab Brienne with her own sword. She lays on the ground, dying. Cut to young Jaime kneeling with Aerys Targaryen saying, in the name of the warrior, I charge you to be brave. Jaime kills the White Walker,

and after a brief moment of grief, draws the sword from Brienne, now aflame. Cut to Aerys, do you swear to defend the innocent and the hopeless? In the name of the seven. I swear it. Audio of Jamie and Bryn parting plays as Jamie looks around. They say the best swords have names. Any ideas? Night King appears and stares at Bran, his ultimate target. Oathkeeper, he says. Jamie steps in between them, laughing somberly. do you know what they call me? As Azor Azai walks toward the Night King all that can be heard is a cacophony of voices

from past seasons cursing Kingslayer, Kingslayer Kingslayer I hate to say it that was more fire than anything dude I was picturing an anime in my head I was picturing an anime in my head that was more fire than anything dude i was like picturing an anime in my head i was like picturing an anime in my head that was sick yeah that was sick dude i was picturing that was cool man fuck them fuck them this is why we don't invest our there should be a kickstarter to like

get the actors together you only need like four actors for that dav David, I have fun with the whistly S's with David. A couple of them hurt my ear, actually. There was a moment where she lays on the ground dying. I'm like, the way he read that was fucking fire. Attenborough's like, this guy's good. This guy impersonating me.

God is better than I do. I saw all of it. My nipples got harder i got goosebumps on my thighs did you pre-read that or was that the first no that was just at once pre-read no dude he's straight man i had to read twice as well with it i added a little bit too there were times right i feel like it should say like he said well done i uh what do you said that you wanted like you missed the water cooler talk like that's want a job but but i i have a hard time keeping my finger on the pulse of you have you could have a water cooler talk uh it's on twitter you go on twitter and you'd be

like hey you guys got any good shows good movies and then people are gonna be like israel just bombed their ad also here's an old clip of you you're cancelled there's a trick to not getting cancelled just don't look you already did it to start a Patreon and be like they're trying to silence me trying to silence me for saying the truth about

the end of game of thrones the two davids are after me that's such an upsetting ending that that show had so yeah i still hold that against them a little bit denarius was such a great character and it was so fucking weird to do to to get there and also like loki because they had that star wars show that they were excited about but they shit the bed so hard in this that they were like yeah you're not making the star wars show i'm thinking about denarius the whole world seemed to act like let me take a step back the whole world says taylor swift is mid and i'm like come on like if you were in line at the movie theater she'd probably be the prettiest girl in line. She's not just average, but I also can see that amongst Hollywood beauties, Taylor Swift is not a standout.

She just sort of belongs there. They acted like Daenerys was the hottest girl on the planet, and I always thought she was more akin to Taylor Swift. Attractive, belongs in Hollywood, but is Daenerys really that beautiful? No. I think she's hotter i think that you're talking about the actress yeah i think she's an attractive everything and i think taylor swift is very hot same take i agree with harley yeah yeah i'd agree with all that i don't know who denarius actor's name is i will know it after you say it yeah emily i used to oh my god did you say i used to that's amelia clark amelia but i used to is so accurate just like yeah i just need the e part that show like imagine that actor do you remember that clip where all the actors are

talking about the show they're like how's the season gonna be you're excited they're like uh yeah like it's just oh it's just all the actors responding and they know like how's the season going to be you're excited they're like uh yeah like it's just oh it's just all the actors responding and they know that it's fucked like already and all the stores they had all this game of thrones stuff there's never been something that sold in all these stores and then dropped so abruptly that they were selling they were they were giving it back taking a loss to just you know how many kids got named Khaleesi? Yeah, that's the worst, too. Altogether, too many.

Yeah, you call me Callie. Don't worry about that shit. It's like you knew the Hobbit movies were going to suck when the story came out about Sir Ian McKellen having a breakdown on set, and he was just like, this isn't acting. This isn't why I became an actor. Because he was just, if you've seen the hobbit it's like talking to a green ball uh you know i'd have been a british guy doing it sitting on a green chair like everything's green in can you pretend all these dwarves are about you and also

pretend you're in a wonderful city and pretend a dragon approaches also pretend you're wearing robes and dressed as a wizard that was just like what the fuck like what am i even really i'm driving we have to do this now i i think actually that that's a thing that we're asking from today's actors to be able to do green screen stuff i remember a lot of them were like man this is kind of tough because i don't have the cues i don't get to play off of the things i'm seeing and uh now every actor is expected to be able to do that if you're gonna do a marvel movie yeah or if you're gonna do an action like blow them up crazy movie but but you know you're paid million you're paid million you fucking do your acting and act to the green ball on the stick that that guy Any movie that involves a boat, you're probably

dealing with a green screen. We're putting these balls all over your face. Shogun's even got real boats. He like definitely, I think that's an exception like had to do some green screen stuff in other movies. Titanic, that was a real boat. I think it was just the amount of it in the Hobbit. Titanic was not a real boat.

I remember I was very excited about it because they used the same computers to render it that I had in my basement. It was a Deck Alpha running Linux. And that's how they made all that water, all that boat. And the boat was in the studio. That water, like when they were, like the ending, for example. No, that was a real boat, Woody. They rebuilt the Titanic just for that movie.

I don't know why I didn't know you were trolling me until just now. Taylor. It was an environmental disaster. They killed another 800 people. That was the worst part. That was fun. All right. I never asked you this, but what did you feel about Gimli in the movies?

In Lord of the Rings? Yeah, because I know a lot of people always thought that Gimli in the movies? In Lord of the Rings? Yeah, because I know a lot of people always thought that Gimli was different. And Dune kind of did this with the character Stilgar. The character ended up bringing a whole bunch of laughs when in the book he's not that guy. Yeah.

I mean, I like Gimli in the movies. I like the little bit of... They tossed him, Taylor. They they tossed him taylor they didn't and you shouldn't toss a dwarf it's it's faux it's a faux pas i really i even as a a kid because like i'll always be poisoned in huge favor towards lord of the rings because it came out like i saw it at like age 11 12 and 13 or 10 11 12 whatever it was so it was the first huge epic fantasy I took it I remember watching Lord of the Rings

the first one in theaters and being blown away that something like this existed like having my mind shattered of like oh my god like every this is the most this is the most incredible story and thing I've ever seen in my life. Had you read the book prior to seeing the first one? No. I was like 11 or something and I hadn't read it yet. And I read it soon afterward. But yeah, Gimli I always liked

because at least when I watched the movie, it kind of imprinted on me that he's a dwarf. And I didn't know the lore yet of dwarves are uber powerful and like really strong like if you need something engineered if you need something built if you need a structure built in the best possible way you don't go to an elf or a human you go to a dwarf and they do it for you and so i didn't even have all that i just knew like this is a really strong

guy that swings an axe and even though he's shorter than everybody else and he's a bit slower than everybody else he's still like he's part of the gang everybody there's so many times where it's like thank god gimley was there like this could have gotten rough if gimley didn't you know pull his fair share and kill 55 urtakai on top of this mountain uh yeah i love i love that i want to go next because like so i'm not on taylor's level of expertise but i did read the books and um in the books all the different races are kind of different but equal right like hobbits are actually not as harmless as they look they all throw like fucking pictures they're ranged attacks and and they're pure of heart and they have their strengths and they're to be respected the dwarves and the elves are about parallel in terms of like fighting talent and what they're

good at and and the humans i don't know do what humans do but like none of the races were meant to be less than the others in the books whereas in the movies it really felt like there was a stack ranking of like elf and human than dwarf and hobbits are fucking pitiful worthless children. Yeah, I didn't get that from the movies with Hobbits. Because we'd all want a fucking elf more than a dwarf. That's true. And that's what the movie makes. That's what Hollywood understands. Did Finster ever dress up like Liv Tyler?

Did that ever happen? Not even like Arwen? Like Liv Tyler? Yeah. Last time we had Finster on, I told him to get them elf ears on since he's a lady boy now. Does he have tits now or what? Yeah, he went on hormones and started. He's getting them a little bit.

Yeah, he says they're really, really hurt. I think he dropped, was it paper on his boobs? And he said the pain was. I don't remember what he said about his little titties, but. I hung on every word. His little titties. But I was joking around. I was like, oh, you need to do the Arwen from Lord of the Rings,

which he's never seen somehow. He's never seen the trilogy. Baffling. He's not only – if this gets back to – You know when you do it – I blame the parents. That's child abuse. I don't like prop humor, but it would be funny in moments like this

if we all had a ring on a necklace we were wearing. And we could, like, say one ring. If we had that saved for, like, four hours and four minutes into the podcast, anyone watching would be like, what the fuck? If we all pulled out a ring now for, like, a long con of a joke. I love Lord of the Rings, Kyle. And that would be so gay. I wouldn't. I'd find that disrespectful.

He's not down with the trilogy. So you're not getting these references because you haven't seen Clerks 2? You ever seen Clerks 2 when they're working in the like the moopy burger or whatever? I've seen Clerks 1. Clerks 2 is funny too. Rosario Dawson's in it.

She gets mayonnaise in her coot. She does ass to mouth. Yeah, she does does in the heat of the moment you know sometimes you do that's what she says it's okay in the heat of the moment yeah it's a fun movie i like rosario dawson in anything time to wrap harley where can we find you um youtube.com epic mealtime i also have a podcast each of you guys got to come on again it's about that time i gotta hit you up uh yeah man now it's a good trade for me because now i do one podcast and i get three in return but we probably still owe you yeah yeah that's true but uh no always a good time and i actually had uh it's just cool that i was here on pka when world war iii started yeah we'll remember this we'll tell our grandkids what we're talking about

yeah imagine imagine back in the day were these people called jews i remember they don't exist anymore but one one i remember when world war iii they're like it was an okay topic, but then we transitioned to fake Game of Thrones. Is it true they lived under the ground, Papa? Yes, son. Some people believe there are no Jew women. Right? They just spread out of tunnels in the ground. Do dwarves have

beards? Female dwarves, right? They do? Yeah. Anyway, PKA 696.